Song BW • ** the -- 14.5% : ¦ H Mis Nick Berris THE LIBRARY REGENTS CLASS BOOK ' OF THE UNIVERSITY HE OMNIBUS ARTIBUS OF MIN NESOTA 812M962 OD 9 1 19 BRIKSUKIIC olls gunek Serre Austin Mi A DANGEROUS CATSPAW BY DAVID CHRISTIE MURRY Author of "Life's Atonement," "One Traveler Returns," "The Way of the World," etc. DONOHUE, HENNEBERRY & Co. 407-425 DEARBORN ST. CHICAGO A DANGEROUS CATSPAW, 0 N the last day of Trinity Term, Reuben Gale, a highly respectable tool manufacturer, resident in Holborn, was tried at the Old Bailey on a charge of burglary and assault with intent to do grievous bodily harm. The case excited considerable interest, and the court was crowded. The air was charged with grit and oil, and the judge, the counsel, the jury, the ushers, the warders, and the public were one and all in a contradictory condition of being weighed down with languor and stimulated by the mystery of the case. The prisoner was decidedly unlike a burglar to look at. It was easy to fancy him behind his counter, rub- bing his hands, with ingratiatory welcoming inquiry, "What can I do for you to-day, sir?" It was not diffi- cult to picture him at a vestry meeting or in the bosom of his family. But it was positively hard for the mind to image the man on a desperate and criminal midnight enterprise. He was about the middle height, of square, sinewy build, and was attired in spotless black, a little too liberal in cut, and in irreproachable linen. His dark hair was getting to be iron grey, and the scrupulously trimmed little bit of whisker on each cheek was almost white. He had largish brown eyes, whose chief expres- sion was of a mild and observant alacrity; and his hair, 954953 W 4 A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. which was carefully brushed and oiled, was eut rather close to the head, and parted in the middle. He wore round his neck a pair of folding glasses, which he did not seem to use, and in his right hand he held a large white handkerchief, rolled into a ball the size of an orange. He mopped his face with this at intervals, but gave no sign of perturbation. For the matter of that, scores of people who had no personal interest in the case were mopping their faces in the sweltering heat as if their lives depended on it. Mr. Wyncott Esden, counsel for the defence, addressed the jury in a speech of rare lucidity and persuasiveness. He was not loud, as so many Old Bailey barristers are. He was calm, argumentative, confidential. He took each gentleman of the jury, as it were, by the button-hole, and argued the case with an excellent conviction. His tone and manner conveyed a flattery so intimate that the jury could not but feel the wiser and the better for it. He made his argument as clear as glass, and a child could have seen through it from beginning to end with perfect comprehension. The barrister's aspect helped his cause, as a prepossessing personal appearance always gives an advantage to an orator. He had large and well- cut features and large grey eyes, infinitely sly and friendly. A physiognomist would have doubted him at sight, but he would have been a hard-hearted physiog- nomist indeed who would have continued long in doubt. Anything more frank, engaging, and confident than his manner it would be dificult to fancy. He was sure of winning you to his view of things-he was positive that he was right, and his manner indicated so complete an apprehension of his hearer's high intelligence that to dis- credit his argument seemed to do oneself a wrong. He knew-so that cordial and persuasive manner seemed to say-no man knew better, how impossible it was to hoodwink a person of your intense acuteness. It was of no use in the world-his very attitude confessed it-to try to humbug you! Come, now, let us have the cards A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. 5 on the table. Let us argue the matter. Here are the known facts. Here are the conclusions to which your trained logical faculty has already carried you. It is almost absurd to talk to you in this way, because you know these things as well as I do, and probably a little better. Still, for the satisfaction of outside stupid people, they have to be stated. We thirteen clever fellows have made up our minds long ago that the innocent person in the dock is the victim of some capricious conspiracy of circumstances. We are going to give him a friendly hand together and help him through. The court was so crammed that a number of people had taken up a tentative position on the platform of the bench itself, and these, egged on by listeners less favour- ably placed, had encroached more and more, until the very functionary who guarded the judge's left was hustled by the more advanced of them. They were cleared away at intervals, and came back as unconquerable as flies. Any student of character regarding this group upon the platform would have been likely to single out one face for observation. It was the face of a man in early middle age, very calm, resolute and ready. The man, though jovial and, at first sight, common-place enough, had a look of being unsurprisable, and not to be taken at advantage. He wore a scarf and scarf-pin in execrable taste, and held aloft in a gloved hand a silk hat, polished like a mirror. The head of the pin was a reproduction in miniature of a fifty-pound Bank of England note, a quarter the size of a square on a Staunton chess-board. The wearer of this shameless ornament was Joseph Prickett, a member of the Metropolitan Detective Force, a man fast climbing into fame. He had been entrusted with the conduct of the case now under trial, and had the natural anxiety to secure his quarry which animates sportmen of all classes. That intimate and persuasive discourse of Mr. Wyncott Esden's coming to an end, the judge took up the ball, and kept it rolling. He was extremely complimentary to the 6 A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. defending counsel, and said several things which were agreeable to that gentleman's ears and understanding. But his summing up, though it had an elaborate air of impartiality, went dead against the prisoner. Prickett, who had gone doubtful, like a connoisseur in wine who is puzzled to class an unknown vintage, brightened. The prisoner's demeanour underwent little change, but he ceased to mop his face with the rolled-up handkerchief, and, clasping it tightly in both hands, leaned his arms upon the rail of the dock, and scrutinised the faces of the jury. The measured murmur of the judge's voice increased the somnolent influence of the close air and heat, and when the gentlemen of the jury were dismissed to their deliberations a languid dulness settled upon everybody present. The jury withdrew, the judge retired to his own apartment, and the prisoner sat down, half hidden behind the dock railing. Faint noises reached the hall of justice from the street and from adjoining corridors. The dusk began to fall. Murmurs of freedom and the outer air touched the prisoner's ear, and once or twice so pricked him that he turned to listen. In the gallery there was a subdued buzz of voices, and one voice said, "Fifteen years," with an argumentative snappishness. The prisoner turned to look in the direction of the speaker, and, hot as it was, wiped a cold sweat from his forehead and his hand. An old habitue of the court, a man in seedy black, with a white wisp of necktie and a flavour of rum, stood near to Prickett. He was respectfully certain of his own opinion, but wanted authority to clinch it. .. He'll get ten years at least, don't you think, sir? You see," with the sort of shuddering relish with which he took his rum hot of a winter's evening, "it's burglary with violence, Mr. Prickett. It wasn't that far off from being murder. It was quite a miracle the man recovered." "You'll know all about it in half an hour," Prickett answered. "There's no saying what a clever counsel mayn't do for a fellow. That chap-indicating Mr. Wyn- } A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. 7 cott Esden with a sideway nod-is just as deep as Garrick. He's got a tongue as would coax a bird from the bough." A movement, almost as he spoke, foretold the return of the jury. An officer of the court slid to the door lead ing to the judge's apartments and threw it open. A minute later his lordship and the jury were seated, and the prisoner was on his feet again, searching their faces in the gathering darkness. Were the gentlemen of the jury ready with their verdict? asked the clerk. Yes. Did they find the prisoner at the bar guilty or not guilty? Not guilty. There was an instant buzz and clamour in the court, and the prisoner, opening out the tight rolled handkerchief, rubbed his hands hard with it, and put it very deliberately in his breast pocket. The judge addres- sed the prisoner pretty much as the giant addressed Thor in the Norse story-"Better come no more to Jotunheim." He had had counsel of singular ability, and the jury had been clement. He was free to go. Wyncott Esden found himself the centre of a little congratulatory crowd, and one or two of the more genial of the seniors were almost enthusiastic over him. He accepted their compliments with the best grace in the world, being neither shy nor inflated, but handsomely cordial and obliged. "Your bread's buttered for life, my boy," said one of them, "as old What's-his-name said to Eldon. All thieves who can your fees afford will rely on your orations." Sundry of the unoccupied, stowing away their wigs and gowns, hummed the refrain of the judge's song in concert, with an improvised alteration— And one good burglar he's restored To his friends and his relations. The Term was over, and they were already in the Long Vacation. There was some animated talk about holiday- making, and then, by ones and twos, men filtered away, and Wyncott Esden, dropping into the street, encountered Mr. Prickett in the roadway. The detective touched the brim of his glossy hat with a neatly gloved forefinger, 8 A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. and bestowed upon the barrister a smile of some com- plexity. The smile expressed a deprecatory admiration, and a touch of reproof was visible in it. "You pulled him off, sir," said Mr. Prickett, with a a gentle sorrow in his tone. "It's all in the day's work of course, and it's a thing as our profession has got to look forward to." Esden laughed, and, laying a familiar hand upon the detective's shoulder, gave him an amiable shake, and made as if he would pass on. Mr. Prickett turned upon his heel, and accompanied the other's steps, bending respectfully towards him, sideways. "I wouldn't have given twopence ha'penny for his chances," he con- tinued, "and I wouldn't have accepted a penny under a hundred pounds for mine. I looked on that hundred pounds as a moral, Mr. Esden." "Well, you know, Prickett," the barrister answered, turning that sly and friendly eye upon the detective with an engaging smile, "it wasn't my business to earn the hundred pounds for you. If it had been" "Ah!" said Mr. Prickett. "If it had been!" He walked on a pace or two further, still bending respect- fully towards his companion. "A verdict of not guilty," he said, "establishes a man's character. It's no part of my business to go about spreading libels, and, maybe, getting hauled up for 'em. I don't say, mind you, Mr. Esden, as Reuben isn't as innocent as a daisy. But I shouldn't call anybody a fool as thought him guilty, and it's my opinion that there isn't a luckier man a fool this minute. He's got a lot to thank you for, Mr. Esden, if you'll allow me to say as much." "C "We must all do our duty, Prickett," returned Esden, twinkling at him in self-applauding enjoyment. We must all do our duty in the varying positions to which it pleases Providence to call us." The officer smiled sadly and admiringly, fell back a step, touched the brim of the glossy hat again, and said, "Good day, sir." Esden walked leisurely down Ludgate Hill and along 1 A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. 9 Fleet Street towards his chambers in the Temple. After the gloom of the court the light of the August evening looked garish, and the street traffic boomed and thundered in contrast with his recent waiting amid the close mur- murs of the attending crowd. He had started radiant, smiling, and triumphant, but as he walked on he began to droop, and falling more and more into a dejected mood, he walked into the silence of the Temple with an air altogether despondent. He climbed the monotonous staircase in one of the lofty new houses in Elm Court until he reached the top, and then, admitting himself, banged the door behind him with some show of peevish- ness. Behind the small glass shutter of the letter-box he saw half-a-dozen missives awaiting him, and taking them up he walked into his sitting-room, and there, with his hat pushed to the back of his head, and his walking stick held under his arm, he opened them, and with a mere glance at the contents of each, he threw them on the table. Each letter enclosed an account already rendered, and without exception his correspondents expressed surprise at his neglect of earlier applications. When he had looked at them all he gathered them up, and threw them in a little pile into the grate, and there set fire to them. Then, with an air of fatigued disgust, he strolled into his bedroom, and found a cash box, which, being investi- gated, yielded a cheque book with but two leaves left in it, and a solitary bank note for five pounds. He emptied his pockets, and dribbled their contents about the dress- ing table. "Thirty-five at the bank," he said aloud, "and eleven in hand. That's a devilish pretty prospect for the Long Vacation! "" He threw the cheque book back into the empty box, and crumpling the note, put it in his pocket. Then, gathering up his loose gold and silver, he left the rooms, and went drooping down the interminable stairs in a sort of half humorous, dejected savagery of mood. He came out upon Fleet Street, under the shadow of the 10 1 i A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. Gryphon, and after lingering indeterminately for a min- ute, crossed the street briskly, and entered the Cock Tavern. There, ensconcing himself in an unoccupied box, he called for a chop and a modest pint of Beaune, and sat turning over a copy of that evening's paper as he waited. His simple meal being brought to him, he fell-to rather languidly, and something catching his attention in the columns of the journal, he folded it conveniently, propped the paper against the cruet-stand, and read and ate together. Another customer entered the box and sat down facing him. The person was attired in scrupulous black, a thought too large, and wore irreproachable linen. He carried a white handkerchief crumpled into a ball of about the size of an orange, and dabbed his forehead with it at brie intervals. When the waiter came to learn his desires, the new client spoke in a way which was at once hesitating and confidential, as if he were shy, and his desire for an under-done steak and a pint of bitter ale was somehow in the nature of a secret. The waiter moved off with the order, and the man in black, for the first time regarding his vis-à-vis, started and looked at him intently, moving his head from side to side to command new points of view. He was obviously surprised, undecided as to his neighbour's identity, and anxious to be sure of it. His uncertainty lasted until the waiter had brought his steak and flitted away again. Then the man in black put out a hand towards the cruet and said, "I beg your pardon, sir." Esden looking up, recognized him at a glance, and was recognized in turn. There was no mistaking the fact of recognition on either side, but the barrister, after a cool and leisurely gaze, took up his newspaper, propped it against his wine-bottle, and went on eating and read- ing. The personage whose character had been so recently cleared by a dozen of his peers rolled his handkerchief between his palms and looked uncomfortable. In a little while he recovered himself, and attacked his steak with 1 A G A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. 11 2 vigour and enjoyment. He made such good progress that he had finished his meal and paid for it before the earlier arrival. When the barrister paid in turn and rose to go, with no renewed sign of recognition, Reuben Gale rose also. Esden took down his hat and sauntered into the street, and the man followed him at a distance of half-a-score yards. The barrister turned into Chancery Lane, and Gale, after one or two irresolute quickenings of his pace, made up to him, hat in hand. "I believe, sir,” he said, with a humble shyness, “that I have the honour of addressing Mr. Wyncott Esden." Esden, from his superior height, looked coldly down across his shoulder. "Well?" he demanded, in a voice of curt disdain. "I thought I couldn't be mistaken," said Gale, still keeping pace with him, hat in hand. His voice had an embarrassed, unobtrusive wheeze in it. The man cer- tainly spoke and looked uncommonly unlike a desperate criminal. "I really don't know, sir, how to thank you for the admirable way- A passenger walking at a swifter pace than they went by, and Gale paused until he thought him out of hearing. "The real beautiful way, sir," he said then, "you conducted my defence." >> "That's all right," said Esden, looking down on him with the same careless, scornful glance, and speaking in the same disdainful tone. (( I am sure," the man went on, "there's hardly an- other gentleman at the bar who could have done for me, sir, what you have done this afternoon. The case looked very black against me, sir. I don't think, sir, that an junocent man ever had such a squeeze before." (6 Very good," said Esden, quickening his step. The man clung to him. rr If it lays in my power," he said, in his apologetic, wheezing way, "anyhow to repay you, sir, it would be a weight off of my mind." You must understand," said Esden, stopping short G 12 A DANGEROUS CATSPAW, and looking down upon him, "that it is one thing to de- fend a gentleman of your profession and another to be seen walking with him in the streets. I am constrained to wish you a very good evening, Mr. Gale." : (C Why, that's only fit and proper, sir," Mr. Gale re- sponded, still clinging to him as he pursued his way. "I quite reco'nise the gulf which rears itself between us, but a man must follow the dictation of his 'art, sir. You done me such a turn this afternoon, sir, as no man ever done before. Excuse me, sir-I should have said no gentleman." "My good friend," Esden answered, a little mollified by the flattery of the man's gratitude, but scornful still, "I did my duty, professionally, and was paid for it.” << "Ah, sir," said Mr. Gale, accepting with evident eager- ness this first faint sign of yielding on the other's part, "how many gentlemen could ha' done what you done, with the best will in the world? Of course a gentleman desires quite natural-to do his duty, sir, because it stands to reason that's how he makes his name, and fame, and fortune, sir. But it's knowing how to do it, sir. That's where it is. P'raps you mightn't care to know, sir, how it came about as I instructed my solicitor to try for nobody but Mr. Wyncott Esden? That," I says, sir, to my solicitor, "is the gentleman for my money. I hap pened to step into the Old Bailey, as near twelve months ago as might be, just to pass away a hour, and I heard Mr. Esden," I says to my solicitor, "defending a person of the name of Hatchett, on suspicion of stealing jewellery. Mr. Esden didn't get him off" I says, "but there! if it had laid in the power of mortal gentleman to do it," I says, "he would ha' done it. Mr. Esden was that quiet, that sure and easy. He had that way with the jury. He put 'em in doubt for an hour and a half". that's what I told my solicitor-" and if anybody else had been there they'd ha' said guilty on the evidence without so much as leaving the box." Now Esden was a remarkably clever fellow, but, like A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. 13 many clever fellows who have gone before him, he was inordinately fond of praise. He was intimately per- suaded that Mr. Gale was an arrant rascal, but even a barrister cannot exert himself in behalf of a fellow crea- ture without taking at least a partisan interest in him; and to find the man so felicitating himself upon his choice of a defender was like milk and honey. mga The actual day was falling towards darkness now, as its grimy imitation had fallen into darkness in the Old Bailey hours before. It was extremely improbable that any friend or acquaintance would see him in conversation with his late client, and, even if he were seen, it would not be disagreeable to tell how the fellow clung to him and resisted all snubs in the fulness of his gratitude. << So you said to yourself," he answered, unbending, and beginning to find a humorous interest in the man, when it comes to my turn to get into a tight corner, there is the counsel for my money ?" r << Why, sir," responded Mr. Gale, growing more at ease, but still conserving the apologetic manner, "it never entered my head at that time of day that such a thing could happen to me." "Of course not," Esden answered. "It's odd, though, that Mr. Prickett should have entertained his unjust sus- picions for the past five years." "Odd sir!" cried Gale, obsequiously. "Excuse me, sir, but 'odd' is not the word for it. Blood-thirsty is the word, sir." Esden had slackened his pace to a mere lounge when once he had become willing that the man should talk to him. They were nearing Holborn now, and he halted outright. "I am prodigiously obliged to you, Mr. Gale," he said with a smooth irony, "for the expression of your satis- faction with my conduct of a case which I admit was difficult and delicate. I think it probable that on the next occasion my services may be of less value to you, though they are always at your disposal. We are now 14 A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. 1 on the edge of the long vacation, and I cannot reasonably hope to meet you for three months to come. Once more, I wish you a very good evening." "A man in "I beg your pardon, sir," Gale answered. my position can't talk to a gentleman. He can't say, proper, what he wants to say. But if you'd do me the pleasure, sir, to walk into my business establishment- it's close at hand, sir-I should like to make a proposi- tion of a business nature." He had resumed his hat some time before, and now stood rubbing his hands in an extremity of embarrassment. "You would like to make to me," said Esden, slowly, in a tone of concentrated surprise, "a proposition of a business character?" "I should take it as a favour if you'd listen to it, sir. If you'll do me the honour to walk into my establish- "> ment- "Dit l'araignee à la mouche," said Esden, with a humorous survey of his own proportions and those of his companion. "That would be a new form of gratitude," he added, inwardly. "I beg your pardon, sir," said Mr. Gale, "I didn't catch your observation, sir. If you will do me the honour to come in, sir, I should take it as a real favour.' (6 My good fellow," said the barrister, "you can say here and now anything you have to say." "Well, to tell the truth, sir," Gale responded, "that's just what I can't do. But if you will do me the goodness only just to step round the corner, it won't take ten words, nor one minute, and I think I can make it worth your while." Esden stared at him in the dusk with more and more amazement. "This is positively exasperating," he told himself. " I have never been so curious in my life. Lead the way," he said aloud. (C Thank you, sir," responded Mr. Gale. "I am very much obliged to you." ; A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. 15 famach Esden, following him, clipped his walking stick by the middle, and cautiously appreciated its weight. His com- panion, moving quickly on, drew a bunch of keys from his trouser pocket, and jingled it in his hand as he walked. At the end of a hundred yards, or thereabouts, he paused before a sombre, low-browed little shop, the door of which he unlocked with the brisk dexterity of custom. The place gaped black beyond the open door- way, and the tradesman, moving to one side, invited his companion by a gesture. "After you," said Esden, still balancing his stick in his right hand. (( Very good," Gale answered, and entering, struck a light and lit a gas jet, which shrieked and sputtered as he applied the match. Esden, following, found himself in an atmosphere the smell of which was compounded of the odours of brown paper, oil, and dry rot in wood. From floor to ceiling on three sides were shelves, as thickly packed as they could hold with symmetrical brown paper packets, all neatly tied and ticketed, and all having a certain aspect of great weight. In a big pair of scales upon the counter five or six pounds of heavy nails had made the balance kick the beam upon the other side, and the empty scale hung entangled in its chain. Ranged everywhere about the floor and counter, in precise order, were crowbars of varying sizes, plasterers' chisels, ham- mers, saws, centre-bits-all the paraphernalia of a tool dealer's shop. In one corner behind the counter a green painted safe stood wedged into the wall amongst the other ponderables. Gale closed the door, the barrister lounging against the counter, and watching him with a cool and wary eye, not knowing how to guess what might befall, and wondering a little to find himself alone in such company. His companion, without so much as a glance at him, searched his bundle of keys, and passing round the counter, opened the green painted safe. From this he drew a cash-box, which he set upon the counter. Then 16 A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. with an aspect increasingly furtive and embarrassed he unlocked the cash-box in its turn, and counted from it five soiled bank-notes, each for ten pounds. "I don't know how to put it, sir," he said, looking up, "but if a common man's gratitude might take that form, sir" and he held out the notes, with a dogged thumb clamped down upon them. "Well, now, upon my word," said Esden, "you're not a bad sort of fellow after all. Upon my word, for a gentleman in your walk of life you are a very unusually decent sort of fellow." "Thank you, sir," said Gale, still holding out the notes. "I was afraid you might find it offensive, so to speak." (C Well, you know," the barrister answered, pushing a quantity of heavy stuff on one side to make room for his elbows, and lounging on the counter, "it is offensive, and it isn't. Put up the notes, if you please. Put them up at once," he added sharply, seeing that Gale stared at him with a look of sudden disappointment, and still held the money out towards him. "I thought you were going to take them, sir,” said Gale. "Did you, by God?" asked Esden, wrathfully. He would have had no need to be angry, and he knew this perfectly well, if it had not been for the temptation which assailed him. It was an impossible thing to do, but nobody could ever hear of it, and he was so ruinously hard up. "I beg your pardon, sir," said Gale, withdrawing the notes at once. "I didn't know, sir, how a gentleman might feel." Esden watched the notes back to their place in the safe with a feeling of reluctance. He half regretted that he had spoken so decisively. After all, why should he have been angry? Why should he have been such an ass as to throw fifty pounds away? Cale made a pretence of arranging things upon the A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. 17 counter. The single gas jet shrieked noisily overhead, and he turned it down a little, and looked at Esden, who was lowering somewhat, with his arms upon the counter. "I really must ask you, sir," said the tool-maker, "not to think I asked you here to put an insult on you. I've heard tell of the thing being done before and looked upon quite otherwise.' "I dare say," Esden answered, with rather a grand air; "There are people of all sorts." Gale was perturbed in the presence of this noble gentleman, and arranged and re-arranged a handful of tools upon the counter. "You're a better sort of fellow than I fancied," the barrister resumed, in a patronizing tone. "I was annoyed at first, I admit, but I can see that you meant well, and were really grateful for my services.' "" (( I am indeed, sir," said Gale, obsequiously. "Well, come now," said Esden, with a sudden bright- ness, taking an easier posture, "let me test this gratitude of yours." "With all my heart, sir." "Good," said Esden, with a sly, friendly, persuasive smile in full play again. "You do know a little bit about that business, don't you, Mr. Gale? Knowledge is power, you know. I am a barrister in criminal practice, and it might come in handy one of these days if I only knew as much as you could tell me." The tool-maker assumed an air of rectitude perhaps too conscious. "The very honestest tradesman in my line, sir," he replied, “must run the risk of meeting very dicky people now and then, and doing business with them." (C Naturally," said Esden, smiling still. "Now tell me what an honest tradesman in your line may know." Mr. Gale hesitated. "About burgling tools, for instance." In a proper way of speaking, sir," the honest trades- man answered, "there's no such thing as burgling tools. In another way of speaking, there's hardly what you might call a tool in the shop as might not be used by a 18 A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. burglar in his way of business. There's the drill and the cold chisel, and the crowbar, from a Lord Mayor down to a pocket jemmy. All these are used in honest labour every day of the year. If a man's a burglar and knows his trade, and can afford it, he'll have 'em a bit finer than a common tradesman will." "Out of professional pride?" asked the barrister. tr Why, yes, sir, a little bit of that, sometimes, but generally to be more useful. Of course, it's more par- ticular than common work. It's got to be done quick. It's got to be done quiet. For instance, a man comes to me to buy a hammer-say as it's a short-handled ham- mer, with a heavy head, like this-a kind of tool that's used in a round dozen of trades. If he wants it for night-work he gets it covered thick with leather, and he has the top of his cold chisel covered the same way, and before he starts on the job he soaks the leather two or three hours in water, so as there's hardly any sound when he uses 'em. Then sometimes they have their iron tools all coated with leather, so as not to jingle when they carry 'em about, and if the crowbars are too long to be got into a decent sized carpet-bag, they has 'em made in len❜ths, to screw together, the joints fitting air-tight, and the screw very long. Why," he exclaimed, after a mo- mentary pause, with an air of sudden remembrance, "I've got the very article on the premises at this minute, if you don't mind waiting alone for a second or two while I find it!" 4 He left the shop, and presently returned, bearing in his hand a small leather-covered crowbar, the exposed ends of which-the one split and curved like the nail- drawer of an ordinary hammer, and the other flat and with an almost razor-like edge-shone in the gaslight like polished silver. "It's rather curious how I come to have such a thing in my possession." There was a momentary gleam of obsequious humour in Mr. Gale's look as he spoke the last words. "I'll tell you. 'I'll tell you. One day, six months ago it was, A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. 19 sir, or it might perhaps ha' been seven, a well-dressed, respectable gent come into this very shop, and give me an order for a set of tools. 'I want 'em,' he says, 'of the very best steel, and made according to these directions,' which he give me, standing on the identical spot as you're standing on at this minute-a complete set of jemmies, of all sizes, and two or three other articles. He was very free and chatty, and he told me how he was very fond of turning and carpenter's work. 'It took me three years to furnish my house,' he says, 'and there isn't a single article of furniture in it, from the attics to the basement, as isn't my own handiwork.' Well, of course, that kind of thing is common enough, sir, as you know. There's lots of gents as finds time hang heavy, and passes it in that way. It puzzled me a bit what he could want all the jemmies for, and specially why he wanted 'em all covered with leather, like this one. But it was no affair of mine, and I took the order, and he give me two pounds on account, quite the gentleman in all ways, sir, and he went away, and that's the last I ever heard of him from that day to this." "He never came for the tools?" asked Esden. (6 M Never, sir. This is one of 'em. Now, if there is such a thing as a burgling tool in London, that's the article. And it's as good a bit of work as I ever laid a hammer on. If it wasn't for the leather coating, I'd defy anybody, even you, sir, to find the join. Look here, sir." With the quick dexterity of a practised mechanic he un- screwed the tool so rapidly that it seemed almost to fall into two pieces in his hands. "Look at that, sir," he said, indicating the screw. "It fits like watchwork, and, thin as it is, there isn't a door in all London that wouldn't fly like the lid of a match-box if you could find a crack big enough to get the edge of the hook into it." Mr. Gale had become a little excited in admiration of his own handiwork; and his fingers, which were amaz- ingly knotty and muscular to belong to so slight a man, closed on the crowbar with a nervous grip as he illus- 20 A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. trated the action of the tool. In the very act he caught Esden's slyly twinkling smile, and stopped in a momen- tary discomfiture. "Rather an ugly thing, isn't it, for a suspected burglar to have about his premises?" asked Esden. (C Why yes, sir," said Gale, with a rather overdone candour. A very ugly thing. And the curious part of it is, sir, that though the police searched the premises on my arrest, and have been here lots of times since, they didn't find 'em. Good Lord! If they had!" The sud- den wince he gave at the fancy was real enough, and he dabbed his forehead with his handkerchief again. "Provi- dence pertects the innocent, sir. They was lying where anybody might ha' found 'em, among the other stock, and yet they missed 'em. It was the finger of Providence. That's what I call it, Mr. Esden, sir. It was the finger of Providence." - Esden, still twinkling, turned the two halves of the tool over and over in his hands, examining them with obvious interest, and then screwed them together. ،، Yes," he said, "it's a pretty bit of workmanship." "I've got an idea, Mr. Esden," said Gale, leaning with a sudden persuasive smile across the counter. "You wouldn't accept the money-you'll excuse me, sir, for even mentioning that little mistake of mine again, sir, I'm sure. Will you take that, sir, as a savveneer of a grateful client, sir?" (C "This?" asked Esden, holding out the tool in a comic amazement. 'Why not, sir? I wouldn't offer it to anybody as might turn up, sir. But in the hands of a gentleman like you-and it's worth nothing-nothing, that is, to speak of, so as you needn't be ashamed to accept it from a poor man as owes you a very great obligation, sir." Why, what should I do with such a thing as this?" asked Esden. (( (C Why, of cours, sir, it's no use to you. But it's inter- esting, sir-interesting from association, as one may say. A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. 21 And it's a good bit of stuff, and capital workmanship, if a man may say so much about a thing as he's made him- self. Take it, Mr. Esden, sir. It's no use to me; in fact, it's dangerous, and it might be years before I found a cus- tomer as wanted such a thing. You can carry it quite easy in your breast pocket, so." He unscrewed it, and held the pieces out towards the barrister. "Pray take it, sir, as a suvveneer.” “Well, after all, why not?" said Esden with a laugh. I A T high noon on the following day, Esden, sitting short- sleeved in his apartments, looked his own personal circumstances discontentedly in the face. When things went uncomfortably with him it was his habit to decline to look at them. He was a young man who liked to see the bright side of things, and he had no love for shadows. The prospect now before him was almost altogether dark, and he grew easily weary of the mental landscape. He had to look at it, and he continued to look until his gorge rose. .. "I shall go melancholy mad if I don't get out of this," he said aloud. "I must go somewhere and talk to somebody." He rose, and sauntered dispiritedly into his bedroom, taking up a clothes-brush by the way, and, reaching down from its peg the coat he had worn on the previous even- ing, began idly to brush at it, pausing twice or thrice in the course of that simple operation to fall into a despond- ent day-dream. When he awoke from the last of these excursions the clothes-brush struck upon something hard, and remembering Mr. Gale's curious souvenir he drew the housebreaking implement from the pocket in which he had placed it, and began to turn it over and to screw together the pieces of which it was composed. Anything is good enough for an idle and unhappy man to think 22 A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. about, and Esden was pleased to divert his thoughts even by such a trifle as this. "I don't see where the magic of it comes in," he said. That fellow declared that any door would fly before it if one could only get the edge in. The lever's a mighty power, no doubt, but I fancy that a thing of this size would want a lot of muscle behind it." He looked about him to see if there were anything in the chamber upon which he could test the force of the implement, and decided that he would try its capacities upon one of the bed-room doors. To that end he went back to the sitting-room, and closed and locked the door; then inserting the claw of the little crowbar in the cleft between door and door-jamb near the lock, he gave a tug, proportioned, as he fancied, to the necessities of the case. For a moment or two he hardly knew how to be sur- prised at the result, for the door, flying open with a swift- rending sound, struck him smartly on the side of the head, and put all inquiry into the forces of the lever out of mind. CC (" Scotch engineering," he said, rubbing the side of his head with a rueful grin. Main strength and foolish- ness. I might as well have chucked a sovereign out of the window. It will take that at least to repair the damage. Hang Mr. Gale, and confound his souvenir." He threw the implement away at haphazard, and, falling in a straight line on the pillow of the bed at the very edge of the neatly folded coverlid, it rolled over and lay hidden. "There's a demoniac adroitness about that tool," said Esden, still rubbing at the injured spot. "It hides itself as if it knew its work was over, and that it has no busi- ness to be seen." With an occasional glance at the shattered lock, and here and there an exclamation of impatience at his own clumsiness and folly, he proceeded to attire himself for the streets. He winced a little under the application of his hair brushes, and broke into profane sayings when A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. 23 he discovered that his hat was considerably too small to be conveniently worn. "One can't go out like this," he said pettishly, as he surveyed himself in the mirror, "with one's hat perched on one ear, like a Jew shop boy's on a holiday. It's lucky the bruise is under the hair. I'm a philosopher to find anything lucky under the circumstances, though I suppose I ought to be thankful for having got off without a black eye. "" Whilst he grumbled thus to himself, exchanging, with no sense of gratitude, the contemplation of serious troubles for that of small ones, there came a knock at his outer door, and he strode with a tragic mien to an- swer it. No sooner had he opened the door and set eyes upon the man who stood beyond it, than he brightened into instant good humour, and executed a hearty shake- hands. The arrival was dressed like a cleric, but apart from his dress he wore an air utterly unclerical. He was about six feet in height, broad shouldered, deep chested, and as well set up as if newly dismissed from the drill yard. He had a most wholesome red and white complexion, and a big, dragoon-looking moustache, so that except for a certain suggestion of brains he carried he might have passed for a Guardsman in disguise. He was one of those men who preserve a physical condition so perfect that even in the hottest summer weather in London they contrive always to look cool and clean. Such people convey to their very clothing a sense of their own wholesomeness. Their linen is crisper than that of people less favoured, their boots acquire less dust, and their clothes take fewer wrinkles. "I'm "Come in, Arnold, old chap!" cried Esden. glad to see you. I was just thinking of turning into the Strand and getting an iced-fruit drink; but, upon my soul, you're such an excellent substitute for it that I don't feel thirsty any longer." The dragoon-like cleric came in laughing, and closed the door behind him with a motion of his foot. 24 A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. "What's the matter with you?" asked Esden. "You'd better go into the next room and get a wash. You look as if your left ear had been black-leaded." The clergyman laughed, and even blushed a little. << Soap and water will make no impression on that for a day or two," he said. "That, as a point of fact"-blush- ing a little more pronouncedly-"is a rememembrance of one of my parishioners." "You don't mean to say that they hammer the church down there?" asked Esden. 66 My dear Wyncott, there are people in Limehouse who would hammer anything hammerable from the Pope downwards." "Why don't you clear out of that," asked Esden, "and take a respectable living? You've got plenty of chances." The people interest me. "Well, I don't know," said the parson. We're getting to like each other." “Ecce signum!" said the barrister, indicating the bruised ear. "My dear fellow," returned the other, "you mayn't believe it, but you never said a truer word than that in your life. Ecce signum ! I never made so small an effort and secured such results by it." .. Expound," said the barrister, thrusting out a lazy foot and pushing a chair against the damaged door, One Sunday night, after service," said the cleric, still blushing, " a woman came to me at the Mission House- an excellent person-and complained that William had got upon the burst again. Now William had been going pretty squarely for a good five months, and he and I had got to be on capital terms. I'll tell you the whole thing exactly as it happened. I was fortunate enough to find William at a moment of repentance five months back, when he had spent his last twopence, and was deserted by his pals. I had a good talk with him, stood him a dinner and a drink, and brought him to see the error of his ways. He promised to drink no more for a month- << D C Kapag A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. 25 a month doesn't look very terrible, and I like to make things look easy-and he stuck to his promise like a brick. At the end of the month I got him to sign again. At the end of that time he got hankering after the porter- pots of the Burdett Road, and all I could do was to get him to promise that he would tell me faithfully whenever I met him what he had spent on liquor since I had seen him last. I have found that work with some of them. Those chaps, you must understand, are very clumsy at lying. They're not like people of our own class, who have studied all their life long to do it gracefully. It is not so much, perhaps, that they want the will, as that they lack the practice. William wouldn't lie after the first or second time, because he found out, sympathetically, that I knew when he was at it. I haunted him rather badly, and he took umbrage and kept away, so that I wasn't surprised on Sunday when the excellent Mrs. Per- kins turned up and told me that William hadn't appeared on the previous day with his week's money. As soon as I could get free I went after him, drew half a dozen places blank, and finally unearthed him in the Turk's Head. - (C "Now, William,' said I, 'this is against the contract.' William refused to touch the question, and became per- sonally offensive. I told him that wasn't just or manly. 'You know,' said I, 'that a clergyman can't use bad language. Therefore, William, it is cowardly to use bad language to a clergyman, just as it's cowardly to use a stick or a knife against a man who has only his hands to defend himself." Oh, if it comes to that,' said William, 'put 'em up.' "Now, as a matter of fact," pursued this unusual cleric, laughing in an embarrassed manner at his host, 'that is an exercise which I have never been averse to. The proposal did not logically spring from anything that I had said, but Mr. Perkins seemed to think it did, and his companions shared his view. I tried to persuade my strayed lamb to go back to the fold with a whol 26 A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. : skin, but this well-meant effort was derided by William and the crowd as an evidence of pusillanimity. Until then, though I'd been on the edge of it a score of times, more or less, I had never felt it to be my duty as a Christian clergyman to give any of my parishioners a hiding. I said as much to William. I pointed out to him gently, though I was afraid it might look like bragging, that I was one of Angelo's pet pupils, and that I could probably walk round him like a cooper round a cask, and hit him where I wanted. The long and short of the story is, that what between William's folly and my own mismanagement I was compelled to retire with him to a neighbouring court, or to lose whatever hold I was beginning to get upon those fellows. So I chose what seemed the less of the two evils, and took on more than I knew of. For William, though a little stale, turned out to be a past master in the art, and in the course of some five minutes got to be on terms of greater intimacy with me than anybody has been since I had that turn-up at Hampton Court with the nigger with the banjo." "I remember the nigger with the banjo," said Esden. "He was a very useful man." "Mr. Perkins," pursued the cleric, "was about as good, but he suffered from being out of form." "So," said Esden, "you pensioned his widow, like Codlingsby, and settled sixpence a year apiece on the infant progeny?" "No," said the embarrassed clergyman. "But I gained the goodwill of the whole assemblage. Mr. Perkins admitted that he had had enough, and I extracted a promise from him that if ever he broke out again he would stand up and take a similar dose. He will be so little hungry for it, that I think the prospect may help to keep him straight. You'd hardly believe," he added, "what a hero I've been since the news of this business got abroad. All I have to do now is just to keep the hold I've got upon the men I really want to : A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. 27 touch. As for the feeble respectable folk, they think me a child of Satan, and that's natural enough, of course. But then, wherever was there a man, in the whole history of the world, who was worth his salt, and cared about the verdict of respectable people?" "It's a pity," said Esden, laughing, "that the man didn't land on the eye instead of the ear. A parson with a black eye would be quite a refreshing spectacle." (C Hillo!" cried the clergyman, suddenly perceiving the shattered lock upon the bedroom door. "What's this? Burglary?" "A bit of amateur work," said Esden. "The result of a presentation from a client of mine. I defended a fellow yesterday, and got him off with flying colours. He actually dined at the same table with me last night at the Cock, and he was abominably grateful. He wanted to give me-wait a minute. There's the post- man." A little handful of letters fell noisily into the box behind the outer door, and Esden made a dash from the room and returned with them. "Excuse me, Arnold," he said, "I'm expecting some- thing of importance. I must look at these. "" He opened the letters and glanced rapidly over them, with muttered exclamations of discontent, until he came to one which seemed to give him serious disquiet. He walked with this to the window, and, propping himself against the wall in the recess, appeared to read it more than once from beginning to end. His face was troubled, and he clawed his hair with a gesture of perplexity. (( "J. P.'s handwriting, isn't it?" said the clergyman, pushing the envelope across the table. Nothing the matter with him, I hope ?" ،، Suffering from my own complaint," said Esden. "He's hard up. Wants to know if I can't let him have some money.' " "You haven't been borrowing from J. P., I hope ?" said the other. 28 ▲ DANGEROUS CATSPAW. (( << Borrowing from J. P.?" cried Esden, in a voice of unexpected irritation. Who, in the name of wonder, would think of borrowing from J. P.? He's as poor as a church mouse, and has half a dozen children." He folded the letter, and thrust it into his waistcoat pocket. Then, advancing to the table, he took up the sole remaining epistle, and tore it open with a look of expectant disgust. As he read it his face brightened, and by-and-by he broke out with a "Tra la la!" to a popular dance tune, and took a turn or two with an imaginary partner. "That's better," said his companion. "My dear boy," Esden answered, turning with a sud- denly solemn countenance, "you don't know how much better it is. I'll be hanged-I suppose a man may say he'll be hanged in the presence of the cloth-I'll be hanged if I knew how I should get through the vacation. And here's an invitation from Wootton Hill to spend a a couple of months there if I like. If I like! Shan't I like? The old lady says Miss Pharr is there. Do you know, old chap, I rather think the old lady wants to give me a chance with Miss Pharr? I think you know her. Scottish heiress. Freckled a bit. Reddish haired. Not bad looking. And the Oof Bird he singeth all day in her bowers. Old Pharr, her uncle, died at the beginning of the year, and left her everything." The young clergyman rose and paced up and down the room, with a single glance at Esden. "I should have thought better of you," he said, some- what brusquely, "than to suppose that you were a for- tune hunter." • "All but the fortune finders scorn the fortune hunters," said Esden. "But show me a chance of marrying a girl with fifteen thousand a year, and I'll take it. So would you." "I beg your pardon," said the parson, stiffly. “I would do nothing of the sort." His face, voice, and gait displayed more anger than A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. 29 the occasion seemed to call for, but he quieted himself and resumed his seat. You were telling a story," he said, still speaking a little gloomily, "about a fellow you defended yesterday." "Was I?" said Esden. "Ah, yes. The burglar. There was no moral doubt in the world about his being guilty, but I wheedled the jury, and I got him off. He wanted to give me "} The story of Mr. Gale's curious souvenir was obviously not to be told that day. A knock at the outer door cut short Esden's speech, and he hastened to answer it. When he caught sight of his visitor, he raised a swift forefinger, and laid it on his lips, with a backward nod of the head to indicate the presence of a third person in the rooms. The outer door opened upon a square little hall, and from this two other doors opened, one leading to the bedroom and the other to the living room, The bedroom door stood ajar, and Esden, indicating it with a gesture, the new- comer passed through it on tiptoe, silently and rapidly. The visitor was a pretty girl, ladylike, but not quite a lady. She had fine, dark, intelligent eyes and a wealth of black hair. She was attired very simply, but with a scrupulous neatness, and in a style which gave her at first sight almost an air of distinction. When she ad passed into the bedroom, Esden drew the door cautiously towards him, and secured the latch. Then, he said, in a voice audible to the clergyman: "All right. It will take me five months to find the papers, but I'll come round directly I have them." He spoke as if he addressed somebody without, and then, slamming the outer door, returned bustlingly. "I haven't time for another word, old fellow," he said, seizing upon a japanned tin box which stood in one corner of the room. "Most intricate case," he went on, fum- bling for his keys, and kneeling on the floor beside the box. "Shall have to work at it during the vacation." "When are you going down to Wootton?" asked the clergyman. 30 A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. "To-morrow," said Esden. "Don't bother me now, there's a good old chap. Let me see, I want the Ffolliott papers, and that copy of Jamieson's will, and Walker's affidavits." He had unlocked the box by this time, and was rummaging amidst its contents. "Very well," said his visitor; "I'll go, since you're busy. I may see you again in a week or two." << All right,” Esden answered, springing to his feet and shaking hands with an air of hurry and absorption. Good-bye, old fellow. Sorry to chase you in this way. Hoped we might have had a long chat together." Talking thus, he accompanied his guest to the outer door, and being rid of him, dropped his business books at once and entered the bedroom, laughing at the easy suc- cess of his small stratagem. (( (C Well, my dear," he cried, advancing to the girl as if to embrace her. "This is an unexpected pleasure. You can't guess how glad I am to see you." The girl looked disdainfully at him, and held out a hand to warn him away. “Let us have no nonsense, if you please, Mr. Esden. I came here upon a matter of importance to myself. If I had been left to my own will I should never have wished to see your face again.' "" "Don't be cruel, darling," said Esden. "If you knew how I pined to see you, and how happy the sight of your face made me a minute ago, you would be kinder." He bent over her in an attitude of mingled respect and tenderness as he spoke. His voice murmured with so persuasive an entreaty that she took fright at it, and stamped her foot with a gust of defensive anger. CC I will not suffer you to talk to me in this way," she said, with hands tightly clenched and eyes flashing. "I was a fool ever to believe that you meant honestly by But I am not fool enough to listen to a villain." "Hard words for such soft and pretty lips to use," said Don Juan, with the same tender and reverential air. "I should like your portrait painted as you stand. You me. } A DANGEROUS CATSPAW, 31 look gloriously handsome when you're angry. Not that I don't like other expressions better. But then, you see, I'm not only madly in love with you, but I'm a bit of an artist." She turned away from him, and pushing open the door which led to the sitting-room, passed beyond it and took up a place upon the hearthrug. "When you will listen to me," she said, "I will say what I have to say, and go." "If you will think a minute," he responded, "you will see what a poor reason you give me for listening. Say what you want to say and stay.' "" "I have taken a place as lady's maid," she began, entering upon her story with no further preface. "What a wretched shame!" broke in Esden. "There's no justice, even for beauty, nowadays. A thousand years ago you'd have met King Cophetua. My mistress," she went on, having waited for him with an angry self-control, " is a Miss Pharr-Miss Janet Pharr." (c "" "The deuce she is !" broke in Esden, surprised out of his airs of gallantry. "Miss Pharr is a guest at your aunt's house at Woot- ton Hill. I was in the room when they were talking about you last night, and I heard Mrs. Wyncott say that she was writing to invite you down. I got a holiday this morning on purpose to come here. You will be good enough, if you please, not to take any notice of me when you come, and not to let it be known that we have ever met before." "It's lucky," said Esden, "that my cousin Arnold didn't see you. He's always about the house there, more or less, when he can snatch an hour or two from his work, and he was here when you came in. You might have relied on my discretion, even without taking the trouble to warn me, darling." "If you were really a gentleman in your heart," she answered angrily, "you would let a girl's word be enough. 32 A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. I have told you that it is unpleasant to me to be addressed in that way." "" : "How can I help it, dear? You are my darling." She moved towards the door without further response than that vouchsafed by an angry and contemptuous glance, and he, interposing himself, began to plead with her. "Let me pass," she said. "You were different once," cried Esden, "not so long ago. You even told me that you cared for me.' Her face went very white, and she breathed unevenly, so that when she answered him her utterance was halting and irregular. "I did care for you. I am ashamed of myself because I care for you now, even though I have found out what kind of man you are. I can tell you that quite safely, Mr. Esden, and I shall be all the stronger for having told you. You made me love you, and then you taught me to despise you." She had read the words somewhere, and the air with which she spoke them smacked a little of the footlights. But she was none the less evidently in earnest. Esden shrugged his shoulders with submission, and opened the door for her. "Let us part friends at least," he said, extending his hand. "Let us part as strangers," she answered, "and meet as strangers. I have wished bitterly, a thousand times, that we had been strangers always." She moved swiftly past him, and ran down the stairs. He followed for a pace or two, and looked after her, but she did not turn her head. A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. $3 III WY JYNCOTT ESDEN had still another visitor that day -a long-haired, long-handed, nervous man, with a face that looked all nose. He had an impediment in his speech, and was inclined to be confidentially tearful. He answered to the name of J. P., and seemed contented with that mutilated form of address. "You won't think I'm bothering you, will you?" said J. P. "But if you forget that bill, you'll break me. I can't meet it any more than I can fly.' "" (C My dear fellow," responded Esden, "there's no earthly need for you to worry. You may regard the thing as being settled. You will never hear another word about it." The visitor, protesting that a great weight was taken from his mind, withdrew and left Esden to himself. 'I must really do something about that matter,” he confessed," and I must do it at once, though where the deuce the money is to come from is more than I can guess. I can't ruin J. P. That's out of the question. I'll see Shelden. I'll go and see him now." He marched briskly into the Strand and, hailing a hansom, drove to the offices of a money-lending solicitor of his acquaintance in Cork Street. Mr. Shelden, despite his Christian-sounding name, was eminently Jewish in aspect and accent. "Want money?" he said, when Esden had unfolded his story. "So do I. So does everybody. You're likely to want it, and to go on wanting it. There's more of your paper in the market than I'd give a farthing in the pound for." "I can't let the other fellow in for the bill," said Esden. "Very well, then," responded the solicitor. "Don't." Esden had never worked at a jury as he worked at 34 A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. this obdurate Hebrew. He coaxed, cajoled, and flattered. He said a hundred good things, and the solicitor, who had a sense of fun, laughed until his sides ached. But whenever the insidious borrower returned to his theme, or gave a sign of returning to it, the Hebrew grew unchristian and morose. He employed a frankness which was nothing short of brutal. "Dot a farthig! It isn't good enough." It became evident in a while that Esden might as well hope to carve adamant with a quill as to squeeze gold from this Hebrew quartz, and he surrendered the effort with an apparent perfect good humour. 66 If you won't, you know, you won't.” "I won't," said the solicitor, with unnecessary affirma- tion. The barrister went away to try his persuasive acts on others, but found the hour too late. Next day he scoured the city, and spent a pound in cab fares, to no effect. There was not a man in the whole money-lending con- fraternity who would have advanced him half-a-crown on his note of hand for fifty pounds. To deal fairly with him, it must be admitted that J. P's. petitionary nose and feeble mouth and aspect of tearful intimacy were con- stantly before him, and the sense of obligation lay with an almost leaden weight upon his heart. It was certain that he never meant to swindle poor J. P. He had only meant to have, by hook or by crook, a hundred and fifty pounds, and it was very dreadful to think that so small a sum of money should grow into so horrible a burden for any man to carry. For his own part, he felt that he could have supported a million. If people could have been found to trust him with the amount of the National Debt, its proportions would never have appalled him. But he was J. P's. vicar, so to speak, and did his suffering for him. J. P. had a wife and six children, and it was very sad to think that the poor man was going to be ruined by an act of friendly confidence. Esden felt, all humbug apart, that he was really very, very sorry. A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. 35 But after all, if the money was not to be got at, it was not to be got at, and there was nothing for it but to trust to the chapter of accidents. His last unavailing effort to secure the money brought him close to a city station and a restaurant. He was tired and hungry, and the time at which he had pro- mised himself to reach Wootton Hill had come and gone already. So he resolved to economize time, and to that end despatched a commissionaire with a note to his laundress, instructing her to pack up such of his belong- ings as would be necessary for a month's stay in the country. He dined whilst the man was away, and on his return with the luggage took the down train. He bought an evening journal or two, and was at first too vexed to read. But being of that elastic sort of mind which insistently returns to its native shape after any amount of twisting from without, he fell back into comfort and good humour almost before he knew it, and was reading and smoking with perfect placidity when the train drew up at the station. He was known there, and the station-master saluted him with a deference which was all the pleasanter on account of that little trouble of J. P's. Esden's aunt was the personage of the neigh- bourhood, and her guests naturally became people of local distinction. It was a little soothing to a man who could not for his soul raise so small a sum as one hundred and fifty pounds to wear the air of a person of distinction. It helped to rehabilitate him in his own opinion. (C << Very sorry, sir," said the station-master respectfully, we sha'n't be able to send up your luggage for an hour. Leastways, not the whole of it. The man's just gone up to the 'Ill 'Ouse, sir, with the 'andcart." All right," said Esden; "let me have it to-night." "Of course, sir. Without fail," the station-master responded. Esden walked away, feeling like an hereditary lord of the soil. Poor J. P. and his affairs had melted and were far away. 2 · 36 A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. f The Hill House was a residence of considerable size, with little or no pretension to architectural beauty. It stood over the surrounding country, and was visible for a mile or two in almost any direction. It had a number of great park-like trees about it, and there was something homely, serene, and mellow in its aspect, in spite of its exposure to all sorts of winds and weathers. The high road led over the hill, and the gates were not more than two score yards from the house itself. The space was filled in by a lawn of ancient verdure, dotted with great trees, and an extension of this lawn in the rear of the house was shut out from the common gaze by a line of unusually well-grown rhododendron bushes. The house was bisected, as to its lower story, by an open hall, which ran from front to rear; and when both doors were opened, as they often were in summer weather, people who drove by could look over the outer wall, across the lawn, along the shining expanse of polished oak flooring, and on to the sun-bathed green of the lawn in the rear. The two upper storeys of the house were each in like manner divided by a corridor, and a broad winding staircase. mounted at either end of the building to those upper regions. Esden, strolling comfortably up hill, saw before him a man trundling a handcart. The man, pausing to rest, propped the wheel of the handcart with a stone, sat down upon one of the shafts, and mopped his forehead. The barrister came up with him just as he was preparing to start anew. He walked along by the side of the hand- cart, and read the superscription on the packages it con- tained. "You're going to Hill House?" he said affably. The man answered in the affirmative. "Bring my luggage on there from the station as soon as you can get back, there's a good fellow." The man was a new-comer, and Esden felt a certain mild pleasure in making him aware of his destination. The fellow touched his cap immediately, and looked respectful. A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. 37 "You have a pretty heavy load there," said Esden, condescendingly. "Yes, sir," said the man. "Photographic tools, these is, sir. The lady's been down half-a-dozen times to ask after 'em, sir." "Photographic tools?" said Esden. "Enough to set up a professional man. Don't forget my luggage." With that he sauntered affably along, and reached the house a hundred yards before the messenger. As he entered at the gate a little group of girls, habited in white flannel, and twining together very prettily and affection- ately, were moving across the lawn, chattering like a flock of starlings. Behind them, an elderly gentleman in black gave his arm to an elderly lady in grey. The visi- tor quickened his step and came up to the old couple. "Well, aunt," he said cheerfully. "Here I am, and very glad I am to be here." "My dear Wyncott," the old lady responded, "we are very glad to have you.' The girls turned at the sound of the new arrival's voice, and one of them walked towards him with a frank and boy-like smile, and a hand outstretched in welcome. "You have not forgotten me, Mr. Esden?" There was a faint indication of a Scottish accent in the voice, and the speaker had the true Scotch fairness of complexion. She could hardly have been called a beauty, but there was something at first sight charming and engaging in her looks. She had very frank and brave grey eyes, and a great quantity of brownish bronze hair, which just now floated about her head in a pic- turesque confusion. She had a knack of tossing this mane into shape by a swift motion of the head, and what with her fearless and friendly look, the extreme upright- ness of her carriage, and something almost virile in her manner of shaking hands, she was at least as much like a boy in petticoats as she was like a young woman, not- withstanding the really supple and graceful lines of a very womanly figure. 35 to 38 A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. 2. Esden protested gaily that her question was an insult alike to his understanding and his heart. There was a laugh at this, and with another handshake, and a bow or two, he moved on towards the house with the little party. "I am the bearer of good news, Miss Pharr," he said. "I am the advance guard of contentment." "That is very nice to know," Miss Pharr responded, with a spice of friendly satire in her tone. "Your photographic apparatus," said Esden, "is at this instant at the gate." "No?" cried the lady, in a tone of unexpected delight and energy, and without another word she turned and sped towards the gate. by which Esden had entered. There she paused with a sort of little expectant dance on tiptoe, and her hands clasped together, a straw hat in the one and a racquet in the other. A little breeze was blowing up the hill, and her really beautiful hair was waving and dancing in it. Esden turned upon his heel and followed her at leisure. "She isn't bad looking," he said to himself, " and she has really charming ways. I suspect that her way with the cheque-book is about as charming as any of them. I shall make as much running as I can, Miss Pharr, and you may take my word for it. The young lady was fairly alight with expectation and excitement. When the man wheeled the handcart into the drive, she laid hands upon the packages one by one, and walked alongside fondling them. She took up one of the lighter parcels and carried it in her arms, and seeing Esden laughing at this enthusiasm, nodded brightly and laughed back at him in a pretty triumph. "By George!" said Esden, inwardly, "she's really jolly. She wasn't half as pretty as this last year." He forgot that last year the lady's income had been much more limited than it was at present. There had been no such reason for admiring her. In some five minutes' time the dining room presented a scene of prodigious litter. Miss Pharr had always- در A DANGEROUS CATSPAW 39 been spoiled, had always been enthusiastic, and had always had her own way. Now, with fifteen thousand a year at her back she had it more than ever. Such a cutting of cords, such a crackling and unfolding of brown paper, and such a wild heaping of articles upon chairs and tables, the sober apartment had never known before. Everything was pronounced superb of its sort, and there was such a chorus of admiration as might have been excited amongst a party of tourists admitted to view the splendours of Aladdin's palace. Then the dressing-bell rang, and the servants were summoned in haste to carry away all the newly arrived treasures, and to make the apartment habit- able once more: ،، The old lady lingered after everybody, but Esden had trooped upstairs. She was stout and scant of breath, and got about with difficulty, so that she had her apart- ments upon the ground floor. "I shall put you next to Miss Pharr, my dear," she said, in a confidential tone, with a twinkle of her kind old eyes. Now, you know what I think about the matter. Quite apart from her money, she is a charming girl, and she would make you a better wife than you de- serve." "I," said Esden, "am the most obedient of nephews." "You are very clever and handsome," the old lady responded, "though I am afraid you are wickeder than you ought to be, like your poor dear father before you. Now run away and dress." (< My dear aunt," said Esden, "I must confess to one crime. I have dined already. I was busy in the city, and had no time for luncheon, and I got so hungry that I really couldn't stand it any longer; and I can't dress because there was nobody at the station to bring up my luggage." "You must come to table and entertain us. I forgot to tell you-you can't have your old room, because Miss Pharr is there. Yours is the blue room at the other end of the corridor." 40 A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. } Esden escorted his aunt to the door of her apartments and then marched upstairs, well pleased. J. P. and his concerns were miles away by this time, as clean forgotten as though they had never existed. The young gentle- man felt that he had made an excellent fresh impression upon the heiress. She evidently retained a friendly memory of him, and when he had made such a toilet as he could he sat down at his bedroom window, and lost all sight of outward things whilst he laid his plan of campaign. He decided that he would not cease to be frankly friendly for at least a week. Then he saw him- self growing a little shy, and looked on at the change with a shy and humorous self-approval. Then he went over a scheme of embarrassment at her appearances, of chance encounters to be carefully arranged for; of abrupt departures, when honest circumstances should leave them together. He would take in the old lady herself, and make her his confidante. He would grow ashamed of the mere thought of fortune-hunting when once his heart was genuinely engaged. At this he grinned and rubbed his hands delightedly. It would be high comedy to have his aunt frightened at his threat of a noble and self- sacrificing desire to quit the field, and excellent fun to be reluctantly persuaded to continue the chase-love con- quering even the fear of being thought athirst for lucre. He revelled in all this in anticipation, even apart from any hope of final success. He was a ruseur by nature, and hardly knew a higher joy than to conquer by per- suasive trickery; and in a sort of fashion he was honest with it all. If he won he would make an excellent hus- band, and his wife would be proud of him. The battle of the Courts was the breath of his nostrils, and he credited himself with brains enough to justify him in forecasting for himself one of the highest prizes to be gained at the bar. The dinner bell roused him from these dreams, and he went gaily down to conquer. A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. 41 IV. HⓇ 5 E was less entertaining and amusing than he had meant to be, because the dinner-table talk was mainly confined to a subject of which he was entirely ignorant. But reflecting wisely that a good listener is just about as entertaining to other people as a good talker is to himself, he preserved for the most part a charming silence. It was natural that, after the arrival of Miss Pharr's newly-acquired treasure, the talk should fall upon photo- graphy. There were two amateur experts at table, and one as yet unlearned enthusiast. Miss Edith Wyncott, sole daughter of the lady of the house, a somewhat stately maiden of five-and-thirty, consoled herself with the photographic art as enthusiastically and lovingly as other maiden ladies console themselves with pugs or par- rots. Dr. Elphinstone, the elderly gentleman whom we found a while ago arming his hostess across the lawn, was old enough to remember the beginning of the art, and had watched its progress with a vivid interest. The world of science was indebted to him for a certain remarkable series of enlarged photographs of microscopic objects, so that he was a high authority. It was the talk of these two which had persuaded Miss Pharr to occupy her leisure in photographic work, and the conversation was nearly all of wet processes and dry, of grey lights and white lights, screws, swivels, caps, and shutters. In the end, it grew too technical for the novice, and then she left the battle to the two authorities, and talked generally about the charms of the pursuit to Esden. It is not everybody in the world who could make a theme like this the means to display his own manly ten- derness of heart, but Esden managed it. To have sou- venirs of people and of places we have known or loved, not coldly bought for a shilling or two from a tradesman, 42 A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. : + but actually created by the labour of our own hands, must really be delightful. How charming, he urged, in solitude or age, to turn over the leaves of memory with such an aid as this beautiful art afforded! What a plea- sant thing it would be to photograph, say, a child, month by month, until he grew to manhood, and to trace the gradual growth of intellect and strength in that way! The very combatants stopped in their dispute to listen to him. "If I were a photographer," said Esden, I should make a point of dating all my work; not from any desire to mark my progress in the art, but from reasons purely sentimental. Think of the diary one could keep in such a fashion." "That is really a valuable Lint, Mr. Esden," said the heiress. "I shall adopt that suggestion, and I shall adopt it for that reason. ,, Mrs. Wyncott sent Esden a meaning smile from her place at the head of the table, as if to say, "You are making excellent progress. Esden forboré to smile back in return, though it cost him something of an effort. The heiress looked at him with a grave and candid approval. She thought him a man of an admirable good heart; and he, quite honestly and to his own surprise, began more and more to think her charming. "" Elphinstone was a Scotchman, with a face like that of an unusually benevolent and sagacious old deerhound. Sir Walter's pet, Maida, might almost have sat for his portrait. He was prodigiously solemn, even for his type, and his highest expression of humorous satisfaction was conveyed by a dry twitch and twinkle. He was grave about matters of the most ordinary import, but where a thing concerned him at all his seriousness was abysmal. Ye're a very lucky pairson, Mess Janet" he said, with his gracious and amiable solemnity, "to have het upon a time for the commencement of your studies at a moment when the sci'nce o' chemistry as applied to pho- tography has so far pairfected itself. I began, for my (C A DANGEROUS CATSPAW, 43 own part, when 'twas en its enfancy. I remember pair- fectly well the time when your late uncle braght over that wonderful collection of jools and gems, and chains and coins, and oncher and brooches. He asked me to photograph them for'm. He was just new back from Burmah, and the Art Journal was all agog to have draw- ings of them. We had the thengs penned down upon a board, and I got them ento the loveliest light y'ever saw, and I photo'd them. There was a mighty discussion at the time as to whether some of the coins were authentic, and all the numismatists in the wide wide world took an enterest in the question. Well, I took the photos; and your uncle being in a hurry, went straight back to Burmah with the oreginals. The pectures went from Edinburgh to London by the post, and were kept in the editor's drawer for a month, and when the poor man went to hand them to the engraver, they'd just clean flown. There was still a kind of smutch upon the paper, but any o' notion of a pecture they might have presented had van- ished for guid and a'. There's no danger o' the laike o' that happenin' nowadays, and the student o' photography may reckon himself happy in that he begins at a time when at least he'll be played no tricks weth." The heiress laid her finger upon her lips, and looked across at the aged medico with an aspect of exaggerated D secrecy. "We will say more of this hereafter, Dr. Elphinstone," she said. “Remind me in the drawing-room. When dinner was over Esden, who, under ordinary conditions, would have lingered for the enjoyment of a cigarette, had found the heiress so charming, and the be- ginning of his pursuit received so kindly, that he felt bound to follow her. When tea had been brought, and the servant who brought it had retired, Elphinstone re- minded Miss Pharr of her promise. I know," she said, with a delightful little mischiev- ous grimace at the old gentleman, "that I shall be scolded for bringing them here;" and without a word of further 44 A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. } 1 explanation she darted from the room in her own vivid and boy-like way, and presently returning with a moroc- co-bound despatch box, laid it on the table, and unlocked it with a key she carried at her girdle along with a mul- titude of miniature kitchen utensils in silver. Dr. Elphinstone, leaning with both hands upon the table, made a long-drawn exclamation of wonder and de- light as the box was opened. Esden was at the table already prepared to admire and wonder to precisely the extent to which wonder or admiration might be called for, and at the doctor's cry of surprise and pleasure the others gathered around. 66 But, Janet!" cried the old lady, "this is midsummer madness. How dare you carry such things about with you?" She stretched out a hand, and laid a fore-finger, which positively trembled with her delight, on a huge half-cut sapphire lying in the centre of the case. What are they worth?" she asked, in a tone which contrasted comically, in its eagerness and worship, with her re- proof. "I can't tell you," Miss Pharr answered. "I dare say my uncle may have registered them at their full value. They were lying insured at the Crédit Lyonnais in Paris for half a million of francs. They were eating their heads off there, like unused horses in a stable. They were costing a thousand pounds a year for insurance. I can stable them in England much more cheaply." Everybody about the table stared at the gems and coins as if they had been jewels in a fairy tale. The doctor touched them one by one with reverent fore-finger. "I remember," he said, with unusual solemnity. "I remember." The case, which was no larger than a sheet of post quarto, opened into two compartments, and in these, gems, old and new, lay enshrined in violet velvet, together with rings, coins, and chains of Oriental workmanship. The heiress deftly whipped out a tray in the lower section of the box. A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. 45 "There," she said, "is the real treasure." The onlookers bent forward with craned necks and jostling shoulders, each unconscious of the others. The real treasure was less inviting to the eye than the one first seen. The gems displayed were, for the most part, rock-encrusted, but every one on the upper side had, to a greater or smaller extent, been cut and polished, so that they flashed with gleams of sapphire and emerald, and yellow diamond light-a light furtive and concealed. The doctor drew an inward breath, and with extended thumb and fore-finger, touched one great stone, an emerald. Then, looking at the owner with an air of respect and apology, he drew it from its place and laid it softly in the palm of his left hand. "I'm a lettle bet of an amateur," he said, in a half awe-struck tone. « That," cried Miss Pharr, laughing "is quite a boast for Dr. Elphinstone. When he admits himself to be ‘a lettle bet of an amateur ""-with an audacious mimicry of the old gentleman's tone and manner-"he means to say that he knows everything that can be known." The doctor turned upon her and twinkled. "May so old a gentleman as myself invite so young a leddy as you are not to talk nonsense? Janet, this is is just wonderful!" He stood poring over the jewel and watching its rich gleaming green for a minute, and then returned it reverently to its place. Then he stretched his white fingers over the collection as if he blessed it. Eh?" he said suddenly, as if someone had addressed him, and then in an inward murmur repeated the line, "Full many a gem of purest ray serene." (C "Janet," said Mrs. Wyncott solemnly. "you must not keep the valuables in the house. I shall never be able to sleep so long as they are here. You will have us all murdered in our beds.” "There is not a soul except ourselves who knows that these things are here," Miss Pharr responded. "I did not even mention them before the servants at dinner. 46 A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. J Besides that, they are not the sort of thing a thief would care to steal. They are too remarkable to be easily disposed of." (C Pray don't be too certain of that, Miss Pharr," said Esden. "I have encountered professionally a score of gentlemen who would willingly risk their necks for such a booty. And, as for disposing of them, there is an actual firm of receivers of stolen goods in London who are known to be ready, at almost any hour, with five thousand pounds." (C Wyncott Esden knows these things," said Miss Wyncott. "His profession brings him into contact with those dangerous people. You should really listen to his advice, Janet." "Well," said Miss Pharr, looking up at Esden, "do you think it unwise for me to have them with me?” "I think it a little rash and hazardous," he answered. "But," said the owner of the jewels, with a momentary amused petulance, "you want to make them a sort of white elephant to me. What is the good of a girl having the things at all if she is only to lock them up in a bank and pay for their being kept there?". That's a verra pointed query," said Dr. Elphinstone, "but I should be ill at ease weth them if they belonged to me." tr "I suppose," said Miss Pharr, replacing the tray which covered the more valuable gems, "that I may be allowed to keep my mother's jewellery. And yet, to my mind, they are more dangerous than the others. You have only to wrench these stones from their setting, and nobody could identify them.". "Poor Robert would hardly have cared for the idea of the collection being dessipated, or I should counsel their being put upon the market," said Dr. Elphinstone. "That I shall never do," said Miss Pharr decisively. She closed and locked the casket. "In the meantime," she continued, laughing, "guard my dangerous secret. There is a very strong and snug little cupboard in my A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. 47 ! bedroom, and there they shall lie until I can find time to Then they shall go to the Am I likely to encounter a burglar on the run up to town with them. bankers. stairs ?" "Janet, I beg you not to talk of such terrible things in a tone of levity," said the old lady. "It is a wanton temptation of Providence." There are some people who seem to think that Provi- dence lies in wait for little opportunities of this kind. It is a disrespectful theory, and would seem to imply a very sleepy and capricious vigilance. Miss Pharr ran off with her jewels, locked them in the cupboard she had spoken of, and returned. Esden so manœuvred as to place himself with apparent natural- ness at her side, and they had a bright and cheerful talk together. Every moment she grew more prepossessing to his fancy, and he began to think that if things went on at this pace, in a week's time from now there would be no need for pretences. So far as he could judge-and he was neither outrageously vain nor a fool--the im- pression he made was as favourable as the one he received. He went to bed with a light heart, but the hapless J. P. haunted his pillow, and darkened his midnight hours, until he went to sleep and dreamed of Miss Pharr and Golconda MO 48 A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. ( t ESD ISDEN was rather a late bird for the country as a rule, but next morning the man had no sooner brought in his tub and shaving water than he bundled out of bed. Overnight, a photographic expedition had been arranged, and Miss Pharr was too eager to play with her new toy to suffer herself to be delayed by any late comer. Esden wanted to be helpful, and was naturally resolved to be profoundly interested in photography. The man appointed to attend to his necessities had opened his portmanteau and stacked away his belongings with perfect neatness. He had not, however, opened the dressing-case, which closed with a snap lock, and that light task was left to the hands of the proprietor. Esden, growling a little at the delay, sought for the key, found it, and opened the case. There, at the bottom of the bag, to his considerable astonishment, lay the several halves of Mr. Reuben Gale's curious souvenir. • • "Now, what the deuce did the old fool think I wanted that for?" he asked, half aloud. "What on earth does she think it is, I wonder?" He remembered having found it upon his pillow on going to bed on the night of his experiment with the door. He had unscrewed the tool, and set it on the chest of drawers, and there his laundress had obviously found it. "Thought it would come in handy, no doubt," he said, laughingly, as he applied the soap-brush to his chin. "So it would, with Miss Pharr's jewels in the house. There's a good joke there. I'll take it down, and tell them the story. "" It crossed his mind that it would be a joke to pretend to have found it and to argue from it the presence of a burglar in the house, but he had too much wit to turn practical joker, and abandoned that idea before it was fairly formed. He was dilatory with his dressing, and A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. 49 the breakfast bell ringing before he was half ready for it put his discovery out of mind. He closed the dressing bag with a snap, and had reached the foot of the stairs before he recalled the thought of the implement. 'Never mind," he said to himself. "There'll be more leisure for a story after dinner;" and so went down and encountered his hostess and his fellow guests as brightly as he had left them ten hours before. "A letter for you, Wyncott," said the old lady. Esden took it from her hand and recognized J. P.'s super- scription. He sat down and opened the envelope with the handle of an egg-spoon, and took out the missive some- what jerkily. His correspondent wrote that he had heard news which had very much disturbed him. He had called at chambers for the purpose of talking it over, and the laundress, knowing their intimacy, had given him Esden's address. Was that bill really all right? J. P. wanted to know. It was a matter of life and death to him, and the information he had received made him fear that it was doubtful. Would Esden wire ? The young barrister had hard work to conceal his annoyance. He wouldn't have let that wretched J. P. in for this, so he told himself, for all the money in the world. Apart from the fact that it was really pitiful to damage so helpless a personage, it was disastrous to hurt a man of J. P.'s temperament, because everybody would know the injury he had sustained, and the cause of the trouble would inevitably have life made a burden to him. If it had not been that the others were supplied with a theme in which they were warmly interested, the fall in Esden's spirits, and the sham gaiety with which he tried to mask it, would hardly have escaped notice. Confound J. P. What had he got to howl about-as yet? Let him howl when the time came! Esden was righteously wrathful at the fact that J. P. would not accept his reiterated word. Breakfast over, a council of campaign was held, and, everybody being entrusted with something to carry, the 50 A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. : ; party set out with Miss Pharr's brand-new paraphernalia in search of landscape beauties at Wootton Wood. There, at an indicated spot, they were to be met by luncheon, and the three photographers at least were bent upon making a day of it. They had scarcely reached their destination, and were all busily interested in working or watching, when the gardener's boy from the house came up, hot and breath- less, with a telegram for Esden. This also came from J. P., and Esden, walking a little apart to open it, broke into maledictions on its sender, until he caught sight of the brown-faced boy at his elbow, staring aghast and open-mouthed at him. He had an impulse upon him to wring the boy's neck, but humour was his forte rather than ill-temper, and he laughed instead. "For Heaven's sake, wire,” ran J. P.'s message, and Esden, tearing a blank leaf from his pocket-book, pencilled a message in reply. "All right. Don't be an old ass." He gave this to the boy with half-a-crown, and bade him take it to the post office with all convenient speed. "Be oi to bring back the chynge, sir?" the boy asked. "No," said Esden, "you can keep it." The boy's face beamed, and he was off with a touch of his hat brim. When he thought himself at a distance to be unobserved, he was seen to hurl his hat in the air, and to execute a wild flourish of delight with a pair of prodigious boots. Miss Pharr, as well as Esden, caught sight of him, and burst into a merry peal of laughter. "You have gladdened one heart to-day, Mr. Esden," she said, pleasantly. This half restored Esden's balance. It was worth while even to be badgered a little, if the badgering in any way helped to establish him in Miss Pharr's good opinion. But J. P. obstinately refused to be altogether got rid of. There were indeed moments when he seemed so vividly present, with that new moon of a nose of his, and his ¡ A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. 51 half-opened mouth of resigned complaint that Esden loathed him and could have willingly done him bodily injury if that could have helped the case. With all this, it was his business to be unobtrusively helpful, and constantly interested in Miss Pharr's opera- tions. The doctor and the maiden lady were full of advice, and were both itching to do the work themselves. The spot was a little Paradise for a landscape artist. Every change of posture, every half dozen paces gave a new picture. Everybody in the little party was grouped and posed repeatedly, and even when the operations were cut short by the arrival of luncheon, Miss Pharr's amateur enthusiasm was unabated, and her artistic appetite uncloyed. (( The cloth was spread upon a little turfy table at the very edge of the wood, and the spot commanded a view of the house and of the winding path across the fields which led towards it. They were but half way through the meal when Esden, glancing out of the shadow, gave an actual groan of impatience and rose to his feet. There was J. P.'s ramshackle figure on the pathway, and the gardener's boy was escorting him. "What is the matter, Wyncott?" asked his cousin. "He's the deadliest bore in Europe," he responded. He's a client of mine, and a personal acquaintance into the bargain. He presumes on that to come and talk about this case to me. I won't endure him. I will send him back to his solicitor." So saying he walked off to meet his unwelcome visitor, who, seeing him approaching, waved his stick in recogni- tion, and fumbled in his pocket for a tip for the boy. He wore long-fingered dogskin gloves, and was by nature one of those clumsy-handed people who do nothing easily. He groped so long for the three-penny piece he wanted, that Esden came up with him just as he had found it. They both kept silence until the boy had accepted the coin and retired with a salute. د. 52 A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. } "Now, my dear fellow, what do you want here!” Esden asked, in a tone of impatience. << "Well, you see," mumbled the visitor, behind his nose 'you should have wired, Esden. You ought to have wired." "Hang it all, man," Esden answered, I did wire." J. P. took the air of one suddenly arrested, and stared at Esden with rounded eyes, and his mouth a little open as if he were making ready to bleat. "I never got it," he said feebly. "Where did you send it to." "I sent it to the office," Esden answered. "I sent it immediately on receipt of yours. "" Oh!" said J. P.," that accounts for it. I didn't go to the office this morning. I was waiting at home all day for an answer. What did you say?" "ŷ << I said, "All right. Don't be an old ass." Esden laid both hands on J. P.'s shoulders, and gave him a cordial little shake. "You go home, old man," he said, calling up his brightest and most friendly smile, "and make your mind quite easy." 66 Well, if you say that," J. P. returned dubiously, "it takes a weight off a man's mind, of course. But they told me in the city last night that you were moving heaven and earth to raise a hundred and fifty, and it made me anxious." .. Now, look here, J. P.," said Esden, with gentle severity. "I've written to you that it's all right. I've wired to you that its all right. I've told you over and over again, speaking to you face to face, that it's all right. }) "Well-oh, of course, if you put it that way," said J. P., still dubious. "" Don't you fret," said Esden; "you shall never hear any more about it." J. P. said again that a load was taken from his mind, though he looked as if an added burden had been laid upon it. A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. 53 "You see Esden," he mumbled, in meek apology, "it would be an awful thing for me to have to meet it. Six girls, you know, all in perfect health, and such appetites you'd hardly credit. Then Mrs. P.-it seems that she too was shorn of a whole surname like himself—is very ail- ing and weakly. We have had to take on another woman to look after the children, and the doctor's bills are some- thing awful. Of course I must let her have the best assistance, and a good doctor is very expensive." "I know, old chap, I know," said Esden, laying a hand upon his shoulder. At that moment his heart ached with compassion and repentance. "You shan't be hurt, J. P. He would be a hard-hearted devil who'd damage you, old chap." "Well, then," said J. P., "I can rely upon you." "You can rely upon me," Esden answered. He walked back with him towards the station, and had to seem high-spirited and easy of heart all the way. The poor J. P. went off comforted, and Esden strolled back bitterly unhappy, and filled with an impotent loath- ing of himself. He had spoken one phrase in all sincer- ity. It was base indeed to hurt so harmless a creature, But how he could help it, and how escape the disgrace which seemed falling upon himself, he could not guess. 54 A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. VI. THE HE placid Mrs. Wyncott watched her impecunious nephew's progress with the heiress with a growing satisfaction. She was one of those people who believe that reformed rakes make the best husbands, which is at least as true as that pickpockets retired from practice are the most faithful of trustees. Esden had certainly been a bit of a rake in his day. Once the old lady had paid his debts for him, and there had been so pronounced a coolness on her side after this act of kindness, that Esden, who had natural and considerable expectations from her, had been compelled to pretend to a condition of financial prosperity which he was very far from enjoying. He had even gone so far, when he had grown quite sure of his aunt's forgiveness, as to offer repayment. The old lady had been very kind with him on this occasion, and had shed a tear or two over the returned and respectable prodigal. It was quite right, in her judgment, for a young man to sow his wild oats; but she had a strong impression, too, that the young man should reserve a special field for them, and that they should bring him some marketable har- vest. Of her two nephews she had been used to prefer Arnold, but Arnold had gone into the Church. Mrs. Wyn- cott's father had been a pronounced Whig in the terrible old Nineties, and she had imbibed from him certain vague notions about the Godhead of Reason, which left the Church respectable to her mind, but behind the age and a trifle feeble. A man with Arnold's figure should have gone into the Guards. She was a little parsimonious, but she had cared enough for him to find the money for that somewhat expensive and unprofitable career. He chose the Church in spite of her, and her affection for him. cooled, until she began to like the scapegrace better than the mollycoddle. There was an understood feud between her and her A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. 55 daughter Edith on this point. Edith was a devout Churchwoman, and reprobated mamma's freethinking opinions, vague and harmless as they were. Then the old maid—with that tender insight which unmarried women who have passed their prime unloved so often have had penetrated a secret to which her mother was blind. Arnold was seriously in love with Miss Pharr, and was only frightened away by the contemplation of her money. She held the key to another secret which needed no tenderness to discover. The money which drove the solider and worthier man away was the bait which drew his shallower and less deserving cousin. She liked Wyncott Esden-most people liked him--and she was not very severe in her judgment about him. But she esteemed the other man infinitely more highly. So, whilst mamma benevolently plotted in behalf of the bar- rister, Miss Wyncott took the cause of the clergyman in hand, and determined to do her best for him. Miss Pharr and Esden and the old doctor were out photographing together, and the old lady was inwardly complacent at the prospect of the two young people being left much in each other's society. She had never dared to warn Edith out of the way, but she triumphed over the small stratagem which she believed to have kept her at home that morning. By-and-by however, she discov- ered that there was another strategist on the field. "It looks very hot outside this morning," said the younger lady, leisurely plying her needle. "I am glad I stayed within doors." 01 "S So am I, my dear," mamma answered comfortably. It has given me an opportunity," said Miss Wyncott, "of writing to Arnold." Mamma dropped her book upon her lap, and folded her plump hands upon it with an expression almost of dismay. "I don't know how it is that one's hands seem so full always," Edith went on, with no admission of having noticed this change of attitude, "but one never seems to have time for anything." She went on stitching with downcast eyes, and the 56 A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. old lady, making her tone as tranquil as she could, asked: "What did you say to Arnold?” "I told him we should be very glad to see him if he would come down.' "Edith!” cried the old lady, with sudden shrill- ness. (C Yes, dear?" said Edith, looking innocently up at her. "For goodness' sake," exclaimed Mrs. Wyncott, “don't take these airs with me. You know very well that I don't want Arnold here at present. I don't want any other young man than Wyncott about the house at present. I forbid you to send that letter." د. For sole answer, Miss Wyncott rose from her seat and rang the bell. Mamma fanned herself with a defined air of triumphant indignation, and her daughter went back to her sewing. By-and-by, a servant appeared in answer to the summons. (( "Ask Grainger to come here,” said Edith. "Grainger, Miss Wyncott?" repeated the servant. Grainger," repeated Edith, "Miss Pharr's maid." There was another pause, and Mrs. Wyncott's fan took a disturbed and doubtful movement. In a little while Grainger came, looking reserved end handsome, and as if under a sort of stately compulsion. She was dressed in discreet black, with white linen at the wrists and throat, and her lustrous black hair was rolled into a great knot. She looked as unyielding and disdainful here as she had done in Esden's chambers a week earlier. The young lady did not so much as trouble to glance at her. "You have been to the village?" she asked, in a tone of icy sweetness. "Yes, Miss Wyncott." "Did you post the letter I gave to you?" "Yes, Miss Wyncott." “Thank you. That will do." A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. 57 Grainger retired, closing the door behind her. "I am naturally very sorry, mamma," said Edith, “but you see it is too late.” "You have done this in order to spite me, Edith, and to thwart my plans," cried the old lady in an angry flutter. "Really, mamma," Edith responded, "you say the strangest and most unaccountable things. What plans of yours do I know of that could possibly be thwarted by Arnold's presence here?" Co Oh!" responded the old lady, "I have no patience. You call yourself a Christian woman, Edith. I have no faith in you sanctimonious people. If there is any dif- ference between telling a lie and acting one I'm sure the difference is in favour of the telling." Edith sewed on contentedly. "How dare you try to face me out with a pretence that you knew nothing of my plans?" (( Mamma," said Edith, "you will not forgive yourself for this outburst so readily as I shall." "Fiddlestick," said the old lady. "If you succeed in spoiling what I am trying to do-and you know what I am trying to do as well as I do myself-I will never for- give you to the day of my death, and I'll will every penny to Wyncott." "I have my own modest competence, mamma," said Edith, with something almost saintly in her tone. "You may make the most of it," her mother responded angrily. If she had been as young as her daughter she would have left the room in a swirl of petticoats. As it was, she went off the scene with a sense of something wanting in the way of dignified rapidity. "Do not walk too fast, mamma," said Edith, with a readiness of pardon which completed the other's exas- peration. "You will only heat yourself, and be unnerved afterwards." Now this scene, coming on a proclamation of Miss Wyncott's tender-heartedness, may seem to contradict it, but only for the superficial. If her mother had been but a hundredth part as distressed and annoyed about any- } · 58 DANGEROUS CATSPAW thing else in the world she would have been sure of her daughter's sympathy. But here was a love affair in which each had an interest, and Edith would have done almost anything to prevent her candidate from being jostled out of the running. She wanted a finger in that delicious love-pie which no man had ever baked for her eating. There was something almost pious too, a feeling of personal satisfaction in the thought that she might help to roll Miss Pharr's thousands from the worldling's track, and send them in the Church's way, As Miss Wyncott went on with her sewing, her thoughts turned, with a grave disapproval, on the accent and bearing of Miss Pharr's new maid. She had not liked the new maid from the moment of her arrival, but she had never liked her so little as in the brief interview of that morning. Grainger's manner had been undeniably haughty, and so long as domestic service shall continue as an institution, ladies will object to being treated de haut en bas by their friend's maids. The more Miss Wyncott thought of Grainger's manner, the less she liked it. Now, the fact was, that Grainger was by nature of a very sweet and serviceable disposition; but her expectation of Esden in the house had laid a chilling constraint upon her from the first, and on her way back from the errand upon which Miss Wyncott had despatched her, the girl had had an encounter of the most disturbing sort. The house and the railway station were both on the high road, though at a considerable distance from each other, but the way to the village ran through a close- grown copse. Through the middle of this copse babbled a little runnel, not more than a foot wide in dry weather. The formation of its banks showed that in winter it could assume considerable proportions, but at the present season of the year the wooden bridge which crossed it looked disproportionately and even absurdly long. As Grainger approached this bridge she saw a gentleman lounging moodily upon it, with his elbows on the rail, and a walk- - A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. 59 ing-stick dangling from one hand. She drew her skirts on one side, and quickened her step to pass him, for she was a town-bred girl, and the solitude, silence, and dim- ness of the little wood awed and frightened her more than a little. An unknown lonely street on a dark night would have had no such terrors for her as this quiet bit of woodland. When she was within six feet of the moody gentleman he turned and assumed an erect posture so abruptly that she all but walked into his arms. She recoiled with an involuntary smothered cry. "Let me get by, Mr. Esden!" "You seem in a deuce of a hurry to get by," said Esden, looking at her with a face of unusual gloom. "I am in a hurry," she responded. "I am doing an errand for Miss Wyncott. Let me go by." "You weren't always in such a hurry to get away from me," said Esden. "I wonder," she answered, with an angry flash, "that you should have the face to speak about those times to me. I wonder "-and then on a sudden her voice began to quaver-"that you can find the heart" Then, to Esden's discomfiture, and somewhat to his amazement she began to cry, She turned away from him to find her handkerchief, and having found it, hid her face. Her sobs became almost convulsive, and her figure writhed as though she struggled with herself. He put his arm about her waist, intending to console her, but she sprang away from him and faced him, with the hand- kerchief clasped in both hands, and her face distorted with weeping. "You!" she said passionately. "Are you a man? What right have you to stop me here?" "I never thought you cared as much as this, Polly," said Esden. "What right have you to say I care?" she asked. You would have left me with enough to care for, if I had been the fool you thought I was." CC My dear," said Esden, "if you think that I'm the << 60 A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. sort of brute to throw a woman over after getting all I care for, you're very much mistaken. For my own part, I never thought that marriage was a part of the bargain. I never fancied it entered your mind to think so." "When a man tells a girl he loves her," she answered, with a vehemence so passionate that she could hardly find words for it, "he either means marriage or he is a villain. Do you talk to Miss Pharr as you used to talk to me? Do you dare to think about her as you had the impudence to think about me?" "Don't talk about Miss Pharr, if you please," said Esden, sombrely. "I'm sorry that I hurt your pride. I'm sorry that we misunderstood each other." "Hurt my pride?" she said. "Hurt my pride? You hurt my pride in you. I thought you were a man. I thought you were a gentleman." "Well, well, Polly," said Esden. "Let sleeping dogs lie. I beg your pardon. There! I'm very sorry." She disdained his offered hand, and he, shrugging his shoulders, turned and walked away with a more dejected air than ever. When she had been left alone for a little while, the girl, by a strong effort, suppressed her tears, and climbing down the bank by the side of the runlet, steeped a part of her handkerchief in its clear cool waters, and removed all traces of her late passion. Esden mean- while strode up to the house on some slight commission which he had undertaken for Miss Pharr, and walking briskly, by mere force of motion, cleared away for the moment-as men of his temperament can do-the troubles which lay upon his mind. Next day Arnold ran down from town by an early train, and was received rather icily by the old lady. The younger lady was extremely warm on the contrary, and had never been so hospitable and so cousinly affectionate in all his kindly remembrance of her. Miss Pharr was still indefatigable in her enjoyment of the new toy, and the old doctor was her willing slave, as he had been from the time when she tyrannised over him A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. 61 in her babyhood. She was very deft-handed and quick to learn, and with so experienced a monitor constantly at her elbow she made delightful progress. They had set up a tent upon the lawn, and were now bent on getting pictures of the house from half-a-dozen points of view. Mrs. Wyncott, who sat reading in the tent at the moment of Arnold's arrival, was pleased to see that the heiress received him with a manner very different from that with which she had welcomed his cousin. Miss Pharr was a trifle shy with the young clergyman, and gave no sign of pleasure when she greeted him. Arnold himself seemed not altogether at his ease, and the young barrister fluttered so assiduously about the heiress, that, but for Edith's attentions to him, the curate would have felt himself altogether in the cold. At luncheon he was perforce taken into conversation, and there he dropped what turned out to be a sort of social bombshell, though he let it fall quite unawares. 'Whom do you think I met in town last night, Wyncott?" he asked, addressing his cousin. "That's rather a wide riddle," Wyncott answered lightly. I met the Booner. Boomer Brown." "Never!" cried Esden, starting from the table. He stood upright, with a flushed face, and cast a swift glance around the table. Then he turned pale and sat down again, drawing up his chair behind him. "I beg your pardon," he said, with an odd catch in his voice. "I'd heard the Boomer was dead. Royce told me so. Arnold's announcement," he added, turning to his aunt, and tapping his fingers upon his chest, "hit me rather hard. It was like seeing a ghost to hear it. I must go and see the Boomer, Arnold.' "You will have to be pretty quick about it," Arnold answered. "He's off again to-night, I fancy." "Off?" said Esden. "Where?" “Back to Honduras." "My dear aunt," said Esden, rising, slowly this time, 62 A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. "I am sure you will forgive me, but this is a dear old friend of mine. I thought he was dead, and that I should never see his face again. I must run up to see him. You'll excuse me, won't you? We were at Cam- bridge together, the old Boomer and I. There isn't a better fellow in the world." He was very oddly moved, and everybody at table remarked it. (c. Go by all means, Wyncott," the old lady answered. “You know where he's staying, Arnold?" Yes. At the Langham. He's there till six, I fancy." "All right," said Esden. "How do the up-trains go?" "There is one due in a quarter of an hour, sir," said the servant who waited at table. "One twenty-five, sir." "I'll take that," said Esden. "I'll take a handbag “I'll with me in case I should be able to induce him to stay another night in town. I wouldn't miss him for the world." With that he left the room, and was heard racing upstairs, three steps at a time. Shortly he was heard racing down again, and when he thrust his head in at the door in passing he looked positively radiant. "If I'm not down by nine o'clock, don't expect me to-night," he said, and disappeared, smiling. " Very well, dear,' Mrs. Wyncott answered, but he was gone already. "Those affections between young men," the old lady added, turning to Miss Pharr, "are very beautiful to see. When you see that kind of feeling in a young man, you know what sort of a heart he has. Poor dear Wyncott. He was quite moved.” That poor dear Wyncott had been moved, and deeply moved, was obvious to the poorest observer. But it was not his warmth and tenderness of attachment towards this casually mentioned friend which had so excited him. The plain English of the matter was that the Boomer was not only one of the most generous and amiable men • A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. 63 in Esden's acquaintance, but beyond comparison the wealthiest. He had but to tell the story of his embar- rassments to the Boomer to be lifted out of them. He could hear his friend's noisy, cheerful voice booming at him in anticipation-" Three hundred, my boy? Čer- tainly. Make it five." It is not to be supposed that the Honduras millionaire had this agreeable and easy way with every old college acquaintance, but it happened that he had saved Esden from drowning once upon a time, and from that moment forward had been as fond of him as if he had brought him into being. To save that forlorn J. P.-to save himself-it was a glorious prospect! The summer sun had never shone more brightly for Esden than it did that afternoon. The broad earth laughed to his rejoicing fancy. He threw care to the winds and sat like a king, with his thoughts for courtiers, as the train bore him slowly through the sleepy pastures. When he reached the terminus and hailed a hansom he was so full of high spirits, that the very cabby grinned responsive to his smile, and rattled him along to the Langham with a solace for his own hard-bitten fancies. At the very portal blank midnight fell on every- thing. Brown was gone. He had taken the morning train, and had left no address behind him. 64 A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. VII. A LITTLE after luncheon Miss Pharr and the doctor went back to the lawn and resumed operations there. Mrs Wincott, who was still inclined to be be chill with Arnold, followed them and took up once more her place in the tent. Edith and Arnold remained behind for a time. "I see," said the maiden lady," that you observed my signal. Sit down, Arnold. I want to have a serious talk with you." Arnold sat down obediently, and waited. Edith drew a chair pretty close to his, and laid a hand upon his arm. "I am quite old enough, Arnold," she began," to take elder-sisterly airs with you. I don't want to waste time in beating about the bush, and, above all things in the world, I hate hints and mysteries." With this preamble she began to speak in parables. "There is a young clergyman, a friend of mine—in fact, a not very distant relative-who came down here last year. There was a young lady here at the same time, and I have every reason to believe that she and the young clergyman. were beginning to be very seriously attached to each other. All on a sudden the young clergyman discovered that the lady was going, one of these days, to be an heiress, and being himself an absurdly Quixotic and highminded boy, he ran away as soon as he could conveniently do it, and left the poor girl under the impression that she had somehow offended him. Now, if ever you should meet that young clergy- man, Arnold, I want you to tell him that he behaved very foolishly and rather badly." "I happen to know something of the circumstances of the case," Arnold answered. He was blushing like a girl, and kept his eyes fixed upon the pattern of the A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. 65 carpet. I happen to know that the young clergyman did the only wise and honourable thing he could do under the circumstances." "" 66 "Did the young lady decline to listen to him? No," said Arnold, looking up for a moment. "He never ran that risk," "Arnold, dear," said the old maid, "I think that he was very much in love with her." "Please say no more about it," said Arnold, rising. "If you asked me down here to say this to me I can't do less than thank you for it, because I know you meant it kindly. If that young clergyman had any dreams he awoke from them last autumn, and is not likely to go to sleep in those delusions any more." "But if they were no delusions?" the old maid an- swered him. "Suppose the girl were wounded?" "There is no ground to suppose anything of the sort," he said, with such a brusque decision that she was more than half afraid of him. "If I thought that," she said, "I should be a very foolish and wicked woman to put these thoughts into your mind. I believe she cares still, and I am quite sure that she did care a little less than a year ago.' "" She was blushing now, and what with that, and a certain humid brightness in her eyes, she looked quite young again, and almost pretty. CC I knew a girl," she said, half between laughing and crying, but wholly doing neither "it is nearly twenty years since. A girl who would have given anything for somebody to do what I am doing now. But nobody did it, and the girl's an old maid, my dear. Not unhappy, very far from being unhappy, but not nearly, oh, not nearly, so happy as she might have been." Arnold stooped over her and kissed her, and she allowed her head to rest for a moment on his shoulder. Then she moved away, and having wiped her eyes with a transparent make-believe of complete self-possession she caine back to him. 66 A DANGEROUS CATSPaw. "I shan't mend my cause in that way," she said, "I shall only make you think that I am a silly and senti- mental old woman. "I won't deny," said Arnold, looking away from her and speaking with great slowness and deliberation, " that I had begun to have some fancies. I won't deny even that the fancies carried me a long way sometimes. I never spoke of this till now to a soul," he interjected abruptly, turning his eyes upon her, "and never meant to." "I am sure of that," said Edith. "I do not think," he went on deliberately again, “that Miss Pharr ever cared at all. I suppose a man may speak of these things without being a contemptible coxcomb. I had what seemed to me good grounds for believing that she did not care. But I should have tried my fortune if I hadn't heard of hers." vr Exactly. Silly fellow!" cried Edith. "I was sure of it along." "But a woman," Arnold went on, disregarding her interruption, "of her fortune, and with her worldly chances, can hardly be asked to bury herself in the East End of London, to live the life I live, and meet the people amongst whom I spend my days. I like my work so well that I won't leave it for anything in the world. I have no right to ask a delicately nurtured woman to share it. In plain English, my dear Edith, the only fault I have been able to find in the character of the lady whose affairs I am so impertinently discussing, is that she has been a little spoiled. What some women might endure with cheerfulness would be unbearable, even horrible, for her. Now let us go away and forget everything that has been said. That is the best thing we can do." She would have urged him further, but he was so very resolute and quiet that she forbore, being afraid that if she went too far she might draw him into some declar- ation from which he would be unable to retire. She was A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. 67 'too good a diplomatist to risk a permanent defeat when she could escape with a temporary one, and so she accepted the situation with the best grace she could command. They talked of commonplace things for awhile, and then went out upon the lawn together. "It is unreasonable," Edith whispered to him as they emerged from the house, "to be as chilly as you were this morning. She will think she has offended you." This was not particularly subtle for a woman, but it was quite deep enough for Arnold, who fell headlong into the simple trap thus set for him, and straightway did his loyal best to be cordial. Miss Pharr thawed at once, and Edith, having established this preliminary footing, left them to their own devices. She joined mamma, whose manner seemed to refrigerate the atmosphere of the tent, The elder lady dozed and the younger embroidered, for an hour or two. The trio on the lawn seemed to Edith to be engaged in conversation rather than in the manufacture of sun pictures, and once, pulling the canvas wall of the tent slightly on one side, she saw them all seated idly together in the shadow of a giant beech. Elphinstone's Scottish drawl sounded from the distance at which he sat like the hum of a slow-going bee. He seemed to be entertaining his listeners rarely, for Miss Pharr's ready laugh rippled pretty often across the leisurely hum of his speech. It was very hot indeed, and Mrs. Wyncott's deep and regular breathing and the level mur- mur of the doctor's voice had so soothing an influence upon Edith's nerves that she herself was startled from a doze by the voice of one of the maids. "If you please, miss," said the maid, "Miss Pharr sends me to ask if you would like to have tea served on the lawn." "Certainly," she answered, waking up. "By all 1 means." The photographic apparatus was at work again, and this time the doctor had taken it in hand. Miss Pharr and Arnold were talking together with apparent natural- 2 M 68 A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. ness and ease. So Edith feigned her usual interest in art, and crossed over to ask if she could be of service to the doctor. "No, no," said he. "This is a lettle challenge from Janet yonder, and I'm engaged sengle-handed. It's a pairfect light for open-air work. The materials ought to be of the best, and I'm going to try to give her an ideal pecture." The two maids came out, carrying the one a table, and the other a tray, and a page boy in the rear bore the tea urn. "Get away there to one side," said Elphinstone solemnly. "Arrange your table yonder, oot o' my line o' sight, and let no one o' ye cross it till I give the word.” The three domestics moved on stealthy tiptoe, and Mrs. Wyncott, waking from her doze, appeared at the door of the tent with a sunshade. At the moment at which she stepped upon the lawn, 'click' went the shutter of the camera, and Elphinstone turned upon Miss Pharr with a bow of triumph. - "I thenk ye'll find that right, Miss Janet," the old man said, twinkling his brightest. "Very good," said Miss Janet; "and now for my turn." She set to work gaily, protesting that the light was fading, and that the conditions of the combat were un- fair. "And mind you," she declared, pretending to a gravity equal to Elphinstone's own customary expression, “I į want that same perfect stillness which was exige-what is the English word?-by you." | "Ye shall have it, Janet," said the doctor. "Let no living creature presume to stir, on pain o' death.” Straightway everybody went silent, and the domestics posed sheepishly, under the impression that they were about to have their portraits taken. The page boy's grin was ghastly, but the aspect of the country maids was not untouched by coquetry. There was a pause of a minute or two, in which Miss 1 A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. 69 Pharr alone made any movement. She skipped hither and thither with a face of severe importance and deter- mination. Finally the shutter of the camera clicked again. (( Folks are once more at leberty to breathe," said the doctor, and all the pent-up stream of life moved on again. "Ye're quite right, Miss Janet Pharr, in declaring that this is no fair competition," he added, twinkling again. "Ye've stolen my focus." Miss Pharr herself was already moving across the lawn towards the house, but she turned at this to wave a threatening fore-finger at him. "Tea, Janet," cried Mrs. Wyncott. (C "Yes," she answered, dancing backward with both hands in the air. "I must wash my hands. Don't wait for me; I'll be down in a moment.' With that she turned and darted towards the house, and only a minute later, if so much, there was heard a most prodigious and unwonted shrill clatter of a bell, and then a clash of metal, which told that the bell itself had fallen upon the oaken floor of the hall. Almost before anybody could express a wonder as to what this might mean, Miss Pharr appeared at one of the windows of her bed-chamber, and seemed to struggle frantically to open it. When she had succeeded, she thrust out her head and shoulders, and cried, in an agitated voice, Arnold! Edith! My jewels!" Arnold, Edith, and the doctor all ran towards the house, leaving Mrs. Wyncott terror-stricken, and as if rooted to the lawn. Arnold was naturally foremost, and as he rushed upstairs he caught a momentary sight of a dark- haired, dark-eyed girl, with a face as white as marble. She was clinging to the jamb of the door at the entrance to Miss Pharr's chamber, and she wore a look of awful terror. She and Arnold catching sight of each other at the same instant of time, she slipped swiftly into the room, and when he in turn entered she was standing be- fore Miss Pharr. 70 A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. (C My jewels!" cried the heiress. "My jewels! They have stolen my jewels." The girl's glance travelled slowly across the wall with such a look of being drawn by some horrible fascination that Arnold could but follow it. Before he could well decide at what she was looking she gave a gasping cry, and fell prone upon the ground. Her head came in con- tact with the fender, and she lay like a corpse. Miss Pharr, forgetting even her jewels for the instant, darted forward with a cry of dismay and knelt by the side of her maid. Arnold wound his arms about the re- cumbent figure and lifted it. The girl's head fell back nervously as he did so, and at that moment the doctor entered the room with disturbed breath and hurried and ungainly gestures. "What's this?" he said pantingly. "Violence?" He snatched two or three towels from the toilet rail, spread out some of them upon the pillow of the bed, and assisted Arnold in laying down the unconscious figure. Then he dexterously undid the great knot of the girl's hair, and asked, business-like, for a sponge. Miss Wyn- cott, who had followed immediately upon the doctor's heels, began to scream hysterically at the sight of blood, and Elphinstone, turning to Miss Pharr, who stood pale and trembling by his side, said calmly: "Don't let Miss Wyncott do herself a damage, Janet. Take her away and keep her quiet. Send me a few large handkerchiefs and a pair of scissors.' Janet obeyed. The two maids and the page boy were standing in the corridor in a frightened group, and as she passed them she gave one of them orders to wait upon the doctor. "Can I be of use, Dr. Elphinstone?" Arnold asked. Yes, sir," said Elphinstone. "You can hold your tongue. Gi' me that basin o' water. Hold it so.” << The girl had fallen upon an almost knife-like edge of the polished steel fender, and had received a serious wound. It bled copiously, and for a time it was impossi- A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. 71 ble to ascertain clearly its character and dimensions, but when one of the maids had brought the scissors Elphin- stone had asked for, he shore away the great folds of hair, and examined the injury critically. "What's this cry about jewels?" he asked, when he had succeeded in checking the hæmorrhage by the appli- cation of a cold-water compress. "I know nothing," Arnold answered, "except that Miss Pharr declares them to be stolen. Are they of great value?" A “Value?" returned Elphinstone. "They're worth be- twixt thirty and forty thousand pounds. The patient'll do for awhile," he added. "Here you, Harriet, set ye down here, and give your friend a wheff of the salts now and again.' "" "I suppose," said Arnold, "that this is the cupboard from which they were stolen.' He and the doctor crossed the room together, and in- spected the recess he indicated. The door of the cupboard lay upon the floor, and the framework, painted and var- nished in imitation of ebony, stared white where the hinges had been wrenched away. In the very centre of the framework, on that side was a square, flat bruise in the wood, and Arnold laid a finger on it. "Ay!" said the doctor. "That's where the lever went in. It took a strangish hand to do that piece o' work." >> "Well, sir," said Arnold, "we can do no good by standing here. It will be best to send a message to the police authorities in London without loss of time." "I think you may take that upon yourself, Mr. Esden," the old man answered; "and if there should be any need for it I'll share the responsibility." - So arranged, so done. Arnold ran full tilt to the vil- lage postoffice, and thence despatched a message---“ With- in last few hours, jewels, value thirty thousand pounds, have been stolen from Hill House, Wootton Hill, Kent. Send experienced detective immediately." 72 A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. } Until now he had not had a second in which to think clearly, but as he walked slowly back the horror-stricken face he had seen at the top of the stairs intruded itself upon his mind. The expression it had worn made it memorable, and it hung before his thoughts as a life-like pictured semblance of it might have hung before his eyes. Was it a face of guilt? he asked again and again, and an undertone in his thoughts always answered "No." Yet apart from guilt he could discover no reason for the mon- strous agitation under which the wearer of such an ex- pression must have laboured. He wondered if a woman's hand could have wrenched the door away, or if the woman might have an accomplice in the act. In his excited thoughts he felt a sort of pity for her beforehand, a pity both for her guilt and for its inevitable discovery, even whilst he admitted that he had no reasonable ground for suspecting her. In this frame of mind he reached the house. He found everybody unexpectedly tranquil there. The old lady, her daughter, Miss Pharr, and the doctor, were all gathered together awaiting his return. They were all very quiet, and the three ladies were something of an awe-struck air. (C "You'll have your jewels back again, Janet," said Elphinstone, when Arnold had recited his message, "it's a thousand to one." The discovery happened too close upon the theft. "It appears "-he turned upon Arnold with this intelligence that one o' the maids was in Miss Pharr's room ten minutes before she herself went up. Everything was in order then, and so the thief had no great time to get to any distance. They'll lay hands upon him, never fear." "And some poor wretch;" cried Janet, "will be sent to prison, through my pride and folly. I would a thou- sand times sooner have lost them in any other way." ( "Ma dear," said the old doctor, soothingly, "that's just a piece of tender-hearted nonsense. Ef a man can't refrain himself from knocking me on the head because i A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. 73 I've a purse in my pocket and a watch in my fob, there's not the least little bit o' moral oblequity, in my carrying them, and the scoundrel that has that murderous envy of them has got to be put away for the safety o' society." "" But Janet was not to be consoled by this obvious social philosophy, and was in genuine and deep distress at the result of her own rashness. Mrs. Wyncott and Edith alike forbore to upbraid her though the temptation to say "I told you so," burned in the soul of either. ; cr - Now, ladies," said Elphinstone, "in the natural ex- citement of the time the five o'clock has been forgotten. I'm not going to have three patients on my hands, and I'll just take the liberty of ordering tea. That on the lawn will be cold and useless by this time." Nobody dissented, and tea being ordered and brought, they sat sipping it in a doleful silence, when a sharp ring at the hall bell startled the ladies into a simultaneous exclamation, They had scarcely calmed themselves when one of the maids appeared. "A gentleman from Scotland Yard, ma'am, Mr. Prickett. VIII. THE HE doctor rose to his feet and ran out into the hall, and there upon the doormat stood a stranger who nursed a very lustrous silk hat tenderly by the brim, and examined the hall as if he were a builder with a contract to erect another on a similar pattern. "Mr. Preckett?" said the Doctor, as he advanced towards him. "The same, sir," Prickett replied. "Ye're here before ye were expected. I had not attended so much despatch. "I happened to be at the Yard when the telegram came in, and I found a train at Charing Cross in a quarter of an hour." "" 74 1 A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. "I'm very glad ye're here," returned Elphinstone. "Come this way, and I'll introduce ye to the lady that owns the stolen property." Mr. Prickett followed him into the drawing-room, and distributed four crisply amiable nods. "Good afternoon, sir. Your servant, ladies." Mr. Prickett had one peculiarity-a calmly wandering glance, which appeared to be governed by system. It travelled over every article in the room, lingering no- where, and missing nothing, and in the same quiet fashion touched every face and every detail of costume and per- sonal adornment. "This is Miss Pharr," said the Doctor, "the owner of the jewels." "Could have wished," said Mr. Prickett, with perfec respectfulness, "to have met Miss Pharr under pleasanter circumstances." "" "Will you take a seat, sir?" said the old lady. "A most dreadful thing has happened, and I am sure that though one reads of them in the newspapers they never really come home to one's feelings until- "Exactly, madam," Mr. Prickett interposed, "that is the general experience. Now, suppose, sir, to begin with, I was to be allowed to ask a question. Have you got anything to show me? Is there any breakage?" "I must show this gentleman to your chamber, Miss Pharr," the Doctor said, half apologetically. "We'll go with you," Janet responded. "Ye The fewer the better," said Elphinstone. musn't forget that Grainger lies hurt there. That's a matter that may concern ye to know, Mr. Prickett," he continued, as he led the detective from the room. "I'll explain it later. I'll ask ye to tread softly, and not to talk in the chamber unless it's needful." The room reached, Elphinstone signalled the breakage by a mere motion of the fore finger, and the other, approaching the cupboard on tiptoe, scrutinised the frac- tures closely. Next, he picked up the door, which lay A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. 75 where it had fallen, and, having examined that in turn, laid it down and stole out noiselessly. The two returned to the drawing-room, and the detective, politely waiting until the old gentleman was seated, resumed his place. There's one thing certain, ladies and gentlemen," he said, "It's no professional work. Amateur, I should call it, and clumsy for that. Hopelessly amateur. The next thing is as near as may be to fix the time when it was done." << "It was done," said Arnold, "between ten minutes to five and five o'clock." "Come," said Prickett, turning his calmly observant eye upon him. "That's something, sir. How might you have come to know that?" Arnold, it appeared, had consulted his watch at the moment at which Miss Pharr left the lawn. The maid, who had last entered Miss Pharr's bedroom, would fix the hour with almost equal accuracy. Tea had been ordered for five o'clock, and she had noticed the time before going upstairs. Within the space of a quarter of an hour Mr. Prickett, by dint of judicious inquiry, had made himself acquainted with the name, age, and antecedents of every domestic employed in or about the house. Butler and cook were man and wife, and had gone away that morning, by their mis- tress's permission, to attend a wedding in the neighbour- ing village of Hemsleigh. The two maids and the page- boy had been upon the lawn for the greater part of the fateful ten minutes. The only person known to have been in the house during that time was the maid Grainger, and she at present was not in a condition to be interrogated. "I altogether refuse to suspect Grainger," Janet said, warmly. "Her parents are most respectable people, and she was highly recommended to me by Lady Hilton." << Well, don't you see, Miss," said Mr. Prickett, persua- sively, "it's only fair to the young woman that the circum- stances should be inquired into. What we've got to do is to clear the poor thing's character. It might be flung in Ng So 76 A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. her face in ten years' time, as she was the only young person known to have been in the house when this job was done. Where might she be supposed to be if she was in the house at the time ?” * "She would probably be in her own bedroom," Janet answered. Learning that the maid's bedroom was in the same corridor with Miss Pharr's and nearly facing it, Mr. Prickett mused awhile. "That there black oak flooring," he said, "is_very talkative. I noticed that myself. She'd be likely to hear anybody as went by. Suppose she did that, she might ha' put two and two together when she heard about the robbery, and that might be what frightened her. You see, Miss," added Mr. Prickett, with a sapona- ceous smoothness, "if she said to herself, Now that's a stranger's footstep, and I ought to go out and see who's there!' and then if, on the top of that, she said to her- self, 'Rubbish! It's broad daylight, and I'm getting nervous,' that might account for her tumbling down in such a startling way when she heard as the jewels was gone." ، · Janet accepted this solution with warmth, and began to think highly of Mr. Prickett's powers of discernment. But that wily personage had noticed that the mistress was disposed to take up the maid's cause in something of a partisan spirit, and was simply smoothing his way for future inquiries. At his own request he was allowed to inspect all pos- sible means of egress and ingress, and, still with a view to clearing Grainger's character, was permitted to over- haul her belongings. Finding nothing which was of the slightest service to his inquiry, he returned to the draw- ing-room, and gave a judicial summing-up of the case. C "Now, ladies and gentlemen," he began, "this is what it comes to. So far as we know at present, the two Miss Wades, the young ladies visiting here at the time and since gone away, Mr. Wyncott Esden, barrister-at-law, A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. 19 77 absent all afternoon in London, and the present company (with the exception of this reverend gentleman), was the only people aware of the existence of this valuable property. It seems that all of you was allowed to know where the jewels was kept, and, so far as you can tell, no- body else knew a word about it. It seems further," he continued, with a quiet legal relish, "as on the evening when the jewels was shown the lamps was lighted, and this window, which I notice to be a French window, opening all the way down, was open. The value of the jewels was talked about, and maybe the talk was over- heard. Maybe again, somebody broke confidence, and spoke about the things. All these considerations has got to be looked at. It's a great pity as we can't have a bit of a talk with this young woman. She might throw a light on the case. I understand you, sir, to be a medical gentleman, and, so soon as you give me leave to do it, I must ask her a question or two. "" "I'll see her at once," said Elphinstone. "I'm sorry," resumed Mr. Prickett, when the Doctor had gone away, very sorry, as Mr. Wyncott Esden chanced to be absent when this thing occurred. I've had the honour of being prófessionally associated with Mr. Wyncott Esden on one or two occasions, and I don't know a smarter gentleman at the bar. These sort of things is like everything else in one respect. Amateur work is pretty nearly always loose, and that isn't so true of any- thing as it is of amateur observation. With a trained mind on the spot an hour before I got here-Lord! you don't know what it might ha' done. Where could the thief ha got to in ten minutes' time? Why, Mr. Wyncott Esden would ha' been at the railway stations in the neighbour- hood. He'd ha' been down to the local police, he'd ha' made inquiries about suspicious strangers, and might ha' laid hands on the man before he could ha' got five miles away by train. Between the time that job was done and now, ladies, six trains has left this neighborhood, two east, and one west at Hemsleigh Junction, and two down, (C * 78 A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. and one up at Wootton Hill. You mightn't ha' wanted me if Mr. Wyncott Esden had been here on a hot scent like that." Even in her agitation and distress the old lady experienced a momentary gratification as Mr. Prickett chanted the praises of her favourite nephew. She was glad that Janet should hear them. Mr. Prickett's speech helped to show the high consideration in which Wyncott was held by those who were in a position to appreciate his talents. While Prickett was still talking, the doctor returned, with his ordinary expression of gravity increased ten- fold. "Ye can see the gyurl, Mr. Preckett,” he said, "but I'm sorely afraid ye'll make nothing out of her. Ye'd better come upstairs with me at once. Ye'll have to be very quaiet and soothing with her," he added, turning upon the detective when they were half way upstairs together. "It's only in view of the extreme importance of the case that I allow ye to see her at all." "I "You can trust me, sir," responded Prickett. shan't frighten her. That's no part of my business." One of the servants sat by Grainger's side nursing a bottle of smelling salts with a vague air of business. The doctor dismissed her with a word. Grainger was seated in an armchair by the window in an attitude altogether listless and feeble. Her tumbled hair and the white bandages about her head gave her a somewhat ghastly look, and her large dark eyes followed the movements of her visitors with a solicitude which was at singular vari- ance with her aspect of bodily fatigue. "This is a gentleman," said Elphinstone, bending over her gently, and speaking with such a slow distinctness as he would have employed in addressing a foreigner who was but imperfectly acquainted with English-this is a gentleman who has come down from London on purpose to make inquiries about the event of this afternoon." Grainger looked from the Doctor's face to Prickett's, . A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. 79 and back again with what seemed to both of them like a despairing challenge. - "You seem to have had rather an ugly accident,” said Mr. Prickett, soothingly; "now, don't you go and over- exert yourself. I just want to ask you a question or two, and if you don't feel strong enough to be talked to now, why, I'll come up again in the morning. Now, did you happen, Miss, to see anything, that gave you a bit of a turn ?" Grainger answered with a look of dreadful eagerness; but her speech was altogether unintelligible, a mere collection of inarticulate sounds. She seemed to read in Prickett's face the fact that she was not understood, and glanced from him to the Doctor. "Now," said Elphinstone, "ye're suffering from a very considerable shock. Ye're not to agitate yourself, but ye don't speak plainly. Just try again. Very slowly, and as destenctly as ye can." She spoke again, the same incomprehensible brash of syllables. Prickett looked at the Doctor with a little incredulous shake of the head; but Elphinstone warned him with a fore-finger, and, producing a note-book from his pocket, opened it at a blank page, and laid it in the girl's hand. "Just write that down for us," he said, offering her a pencil. She looked wonderingly at him, and then, taking the pencil, wrote slowly and painstakingly, like a child who is just learning to form letters. When she had finished, the Doctor took the note-book, and after a glance at it handed it to Prickett. The two lines she had written ran thus: "D gha wn nt tuldvrm rtt tle mire vbt hemtt buturng. The officer's opinion was that the girl was shamming, and he wondered at the Doctor's patience and gentle- ness. "I'll not trouble you to talk any more," said Elphin- 80 A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. stone. "Just give me a sign, yes or no. Were you in the house when Miss Pharr rang her bell?" The maid signalled "Yes." "In your own bedroom ?” She signalled "Yes" again. "D'ye think ye'd been there for the last ten min- utes? "" The signal was repeated, this time with energy. (6 More than that?” "Yes." "Did you hear any sound of footsteps, or any sound of breaking wood, or anything to excite suspicion ?" A decided shake of the head in answer, accompanied by a look of terror. "There's nothing to be done at present," said Elphin- stone, and Prickett followed him obediently from the room, though he cast a glance or two at the girl in retiring. "That's a pretty shallow style of humbug, ain't it, sir?" he asked, turning on the Doctor in the corridor. "It's a not uncommon, but very obscure form of nervous disorder," said Elphinstone, "and, as far as I can judge at present, a case o' great deffeculty. It's a case o' severe nairvous shock, resulting in a complication of agraphia and aphasia.' "" "You don't think the young woman's shamming, sir?" asked Prickett. "I'm sure she's not. The cleverest actress in the world couldn't sham it." 1 "Would you mind giving me those names again, sir?" The Doctor repeated the words to him, and Mr. Prickett whispered them thoughtfully to himself as he walked downstairs, "aphasia, agraphia, agraphia, aphasia." C6 'Do you think it's likely to last long, sir?” he asked. *That girl knows something. She's got something on her mind." "The disorder's not often pairmanent," said Elphin- stone, "when the pashint's under forty, and can both A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. 81 [read and write, but how long it may last is just beyond any man's saying. You must wait, my man. "" Arnold and the three ladies waited anxiously in the drawing-room, but the Doctor as yet said nothing of the 'maid's condition, beyond remarking that she was not in a state to be closely questioned. << I suppose," said Prickett, "that the village police know all about the case ?" i I 1 "No, sir," returned the Doctor. "We've refrained ourselves from troubling the lockleyockle." "The what, sir?" "The local yokel, sir," returned Elphinstone, with an almost angry distinctness. "The one member of the ceevil force in Wootton Hill might make a decent gate- post if ye planted him, though, if he's good for any other mortal theng, his Maker has seen fit to make a mystery of it. Ye remember, Arnold, that pony o' mine-but I'll not talk o' that at a time like this. I'll swear 'twas that jepsy tinker blackgyard that stole 'm, but yon ox went off on a false scent, and-I'll not talk about a loss like that at such a time." r I'd better see the man, sir," said the detective. "He'll be able to tell me if any strangers have been hanging round, perhaps; and while I'm away, miss, there's one thing you can do as will be of the greatest value. Ishall want you, if you please, to draw up as full and complete a description of these here gems as you can manage. " "Oh!” cried Janet, "I can give you everything about them at once. My uncle had a catalogue of the jewels printed only a few months before his death. I have quite a number of copies, and you can have as many as are necessary." "That's lucky," said Prickett. "I'll take four of 'em, if you please-one for myself, one for the Yard, and one anicce for the two big Press Agencies." Mrs. Wyncott made an exclamation of dismay. "Dear me! Will it get into the newspapers?" Why yes, ma'am," returned Mr. Prickett, "and a very K 82 A DANGEROUS CATSPAW. good thing, too. Every pawnbroker in the country, every honest dealer in gems, and every lapidary who works on the square, all England through, will be on our side to- morrow, and on the look-out for the thief. If you'd kindly let me have the catalogues at once, I'd send three of 'em up to town by the guard of the next train." ૮૮ Janet tore upstairs, and returned in a minute or two breathlessly, bearing a number of pamphlets in her hand. "I suppose," said Prickett, taking up one of them and glancing over its contents, "that this doesn't include a description of your personal jewellery, miss?" t No," said Janet eagerly; "but I can write that out for you." "" tr Do, if you please," he answered. "That's likeliest to be offered first. In fact, that may be in the hands of the pawnbrokers already, just dropped here and there, in little parcels like. And now, sir," turning gravely upon the doctor, "if you'd be so good as to direct me, I'll take a look at the local yokel." Arnold undertook to guide him to the police station, and the two set out together. (C You take no notes?" said Arnold, more for the sake of saying something than because he was interested. Well, as a matter of fact, sir," responded Mr. Prickett, "a man in my line has got to spend his time in taking notes, but I don't find as I need trouble to write 'em down." દુઃ "Don't you find that your memory betrays you some- times?" "No," said Prickett reflectively, "I don't think it ever did, sir. The major part of people ruins their memories with reading novels, and songs, and trash. There's a chap at the Yard as can recite by the hour. I should think as he knows Lord Byron from beginning to end, but his head's that full of that kind of tack there's no room in it for anything else. You tell him what time a train starts, tell him what complexion a man's got, tell him what height he is, show him the plan of a building. If I A DANGEROUS CATSPAW, 83 he don't write down what you tell him he'll be in a fog about it in twenty minutes. Many's the time I've told him. If you'd leave the wheels inside your head-piece free to act, you'd make a first-rate officer, but you clogs 'em up with all them treacly verses, and what d'ye expect?""