‘ - ^ *' ■ij' . - 11 *:’ UNIVERSITY OF ILLINOIS LIBRARY m: URBANA-CHAMPAIQN BOOKSTACKS ’fTI ^ // •Sif' HE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY: HISTORICAL, HUMOROUS, LEGENDARY, AND IMAGLNATIVE. SELECTED FROM THE Works of .Stanbarii Scottish Authors. “ Stories to read are delitable, Suppose that they be nought but fable ; Then should sto7'ies that soothfast were. And they were said 07i gude ma7iner, Have double pleasance in hearmg." Barbour. EDINBURGH: THE EDINBURGH PUBLISHING COMPANY. LONDON: SIMPKIN, MARSHALL, & CO. . 4 EDINBURGH I PRINTED BY THE COMMERCIAL PRINTING COMPANY, 22 HOWE STREET. o2 PREFACE. EXT to its Ballads and Songs, the Stories of Scottish Literature are the most characteristic exponents of the national spirit. Allowing for the changes which time and the progress of civilization have effected in the national manners and character since the beginning of the present century — the era to which the Stories chiefly refer — they shall be found to delineate the social and domestic features of Scottish life as faith- fully as the Ballads do the spirit and sentiment of an earlier age ; or as the daily press reflects, rather than portrays, those of the present day. While Songs — the simple expressions of feelings and senti- ments, musically rendered — change, in so far as they exhibit habits and manners, yet their form is lasting. Not so the Ballads, whose true historical successors are Prose Stories, as Novels are those of Romances. Whether we account for it on the theory that a larger infusion of the imaginative and romantic elements, characteristic of the Celtic race, gives additional fervour to the Scottish character, or otherwise, it is a fact that in no other community, on the same social level as that of the peasantry and working-classes of Scotland, has this form of literature had so enthusiastic a reception. There can be no doubt iv PREFACE, that this widely diffused and keen appreciation, by an earnest and self-respecting people, of Stories which are largely graphic delinea- tions of their own national features, has been the chief stimulus to the production of so large and excellent a supply as our literature contains. The present Selection is made on the principle of giving the best specimens of the most popular authors, with as great a variety, as to subjects, as is compatible with these conditions. The favourable reception of the issue in the serial form, both by the press and the public, is looked upon by the projectors as an earnest — now that the book is completed — that its further reception will be such as to assure them that they have not fallen short of the aim announced in their prospectus, viz., to form a Collection of Standard Scottish Tales calculated to delight the imagination, to convey interesting information, and to elevate and strengthen the moral principles of the young. Edinburgh, August 1876. CONTE NTS. PAGE The Henpecked Man, .... . John Mackay Wilson, I Duncan Campbell, ..... . yames Hogg, 10 The Lily of Liddisdale, • . . Professor Wilson, 23 The Unlucky Present, .... . Robert Chambers, 35 The Sutor of Selkirk : a Remarkably True Story, The Odd Volume f 37 Elsie Morrice, . Aberdeen Censor, 41 How I won the Laird’s Daughter, . . Daniel GofHe, *46 Moss- Side, ...... . Professor Wilson, 56 My First Fee, . Edin. Literary yournal, 61 The Kirk of Tullibody, .... - Chambers’ s Edin. fournal. 64 The Progress of Inconstancy, . Blackwood’ s Magazine, 65 Adam Bell, . fafnes Hogg, 73 Maims’ Stane ; or, Mine Host’s Tale, . Aberdeen Censor, 76 The Freebooter of Lochaber, . . Sir Thomas Dick Lauder, 79 An Hour in the Manse, .... . Professor Wilson, 82 The Warden of the Marches, . . , Edin. Literary Gazette, 88 The Alehouse Party, .... . “ The Odd Volufne,” 96 Auchindrane ; or, the Ayrshire Tragedy, . . Sir Walter Scott, 99 A Tale of the Plague in Edinburgh, . Robert Chambers, 104 The Probationer’s First Sermon, . Daniel Goriie, no The Crimes of Richard Hawkins, . Thomas Ah'd, 115 1 The Headstone, . Professor Wilson, 120 The Widow’s Prediction, . r . . . Edin. Literary Journal, 123 The Lady of Waristoun, .... . Chambers’s Edin. Journal, 127 A Tale of Pentland, ..... . James Hogg, 129 Graysteel : a Traditionary Story of Caithness, . John o’ Groat Journal, 136 The Billeted Soldier, .... Emine^tt Men of Fife, 139 vi CONTENTS, PAGE Bruntfield : a Tale of the Sixteenth Century, . Chamberses Edin, Journal^ 141 Sunset and Sunrise, . ' . . Professor Wilson^ 147 Miss Peggy Brodie, . Andrew PickeUi 151 The Death of a Prejudice, . Thomas Aird, 156 Anent Auld Grandfaither, &c., . . D, M, Moir, 161 John Brown ; or, the House in the Muir, . Blackwood's Magazine, 168 Traditions of the Old Tolbooth of Edinburgh, . Robert Chambers, 174 The Lover’s Last Visit, .... . Professor Wilson, 183 Mary Queen of Scots and Chatelar, . . Literary Souvenir, 187 A Night in Duncan McGowan’s, . Blackwood" s Magazine, 193 The Miller and the Freebooter, . • Sir Thomas Dick Lauder, 213 Benjie’s Christening, . . - . . D, M. Moir, 214 The Minister’s Widow, .... . Professor Wilson, 217 The Battle of the Breeks, . Robert Macnish, 223 My Sister Kate, . Andrew Pic ken. 228 Wat the Prophet, . James Hogg, 235 The Snow-Storm, ..... . , Professor Wilson, 241 Love at one Glimpse, .... . Edin. Literary Journal, 251 Nanny Welsh, the Minister’s Maid, . Daniel Gorrie, 252 Lady Jean : a Tale of the Seventeenth Century, Chamber ds Edin, Journal, 257 The Monkey, Robert Macnish, 271 The Ladder-Dancer, ..... . Blackivoodes Magazine, 276 The Elder’s Death-Bed, . . Professor Wilson, 280 A Highland Feud, ..... Sir Walter Scott, 286 The Resurrection Men, .... D, M, Moir, 288 Mary Wilson, . . , . . . . Aberdeen Censor, 292 The Laird of Cassway, .... . James Hogg, 296 The Elder’s Funeral, .... . Professor Wilson, 310 Macdonald, the Cattle-Riever, . . Literary Gazette, 314 The Murder Hole, Blackwoods Magazine, 316 The Miller of Doune : a Traveller’s Tale, . “ The Odd Volume, 321 The Headless Cumins, .... . Sir Thoinas Dick Lauder, 335 The Lady Isabel, . Chambers's Edin, Journal, 336 The Desperate Duel, .... . D, M, Moir, 339 The Vacant Chair, . John Mackay Wilson, 344 Colkittoch, . Literary Gazette, 352 The Covenanters, . Robert Macnish, 354 I'he Poor Scholar, . Professor Wilson, 366 The Crushed Bonnet, .... Glasgow AthencEum, 371 CONTENTS. Vll The Villagers of Auchincraig, Perling Joan, . Janet Smith, The Unlucky Top Boots, . My First and Last Play, .... . D. M. Moir^ 394 Jane Malcolm : a Village Tale, • Edin. Literary yournal.. 399 Bowed Joseph, ...... . Robert Chambers^ 402 The Laird of Wineholm, .... • James Hogg, 405 An Incident in the Great Moray Floods of 1829, Sir Thomas Dick Lauder, 416 Charlie Graham, the Tinker, . . George Penny, 419 The Snowing-up of Strath Lugas, . Blackwood's Magazine, 423 Ezra Peden, ...... • Allan Cunningham, 432 Young Ronald of Morar, .... Literary Gazette, 447 The Broken Ring, .... . “ The Odd Volume;^ 449 A Passage of My Life, . Paisley Magazine, 452 The Court Cave : a Legendary Tale of Fife, . Drummond Bruce, 00 Helen Waters : a Tale of the Orkneys, . . John Malcolm, 473 Legend of the Large Mouth, . Robert Chambers, 476 Richard Sinclair ; or, the Poor Prodigal, . . Thomas Aird, 482 The Barley Fever — and Rebuke, . D. M. Moir, 491 Elphin Irving, the Fairies’ Cupbearer, . Allan Cunningham, 496 Choosing a Minister, .... . John Galt, 505 The Meal Mob, . . . . . . Edin. Literary Journal, 508 The Flitting, . . . , • . My Grandfathers Farm,' ’510 Ewen of the Little Head, . Literary Gazette, 512 Basil Rolland, . ..... . Aberdeen Censor, 513 The Last of the Jacobites, . Robert Chambers, 534 The Grave-Digger’s Tale, . “ The Auld Kirk Yard,” 537 The Fairy Bride : a Traditionary Tale, . Edin. Literary Journal, 542 The Lost Little Ones, .... . “ The Odd Volume,” 546 An Orkney Wedding, .... . John Malcolm, 558 The Ghost with the Golden Casket, . . Allan Cunningham, 564 Ranald of the Hens, .... * Literaiy Gazette, 573 The French Spy, ..... . John Galt, 575 The Minister’s Beat, ..... - Blackwood's Magazine, 577 A Scottish Gentlewoman of the Last Century, . Miss Ferriei', 589 The Faithless Nurse, .... . Edin. Literary Gazette, 592 Traditions of the Celebrated Major Weir, . Robert Chambers, 600 The Windy Yule, John Galt, 603 PAGE Daniel Gorrie, 374 John Gibson Lockhart^ 379 Professor Thontas Gillespie^ 382 Chamberses Edin. Journal^ 385 VI 11 CONTENTS, Grizel Cochrane, . « . . PAGE Chambers's Edtn, Journal, 605 The Fatal Prayer, . . . . Literary Melaftge, 613 Glenmannow, the Strong Herdsman, . . William Bennet, ’ 616 My Grandmother’s Portrait, . . Daniel Gorrie, 623 The Baptism, . « . . . . Professor Wilson, 628 The Laird’s Wooing, . John Galt, 632 Thomas the Rhymer: an Ancient Fairy Legend, Sir Walter Scott, 634 Lachlan More, * » . o ^ • . Literary Gazette, 638 Alemoor : a Tale of the Fifteenth Century, • Chamber^ s Edin, Journal, 641 Tibby Fowler, c , - o . c # John Mackay Wilson, 651 Daniel Cathie, Tobacconist, . • Edin, Literary Almaiiac, 655 The Haunted Ships, .... . . Allan Cunningham, 662 A Tale of the Martyrs, James Ldogg, 672 The Town Drummer, . John Galt, 676 The Awful Night, . c . . . . D. M, Moir, 678 Rose Jamieson, .... . . Anon., 685 A Night at the Herring Fishing, • Hugh Miller, 690 The Twin Sisters, .... Albert Bane : an Incident of the Battle of Alexander Balfour, 694 Culloden, ...... . Henry Mackenzie, 702 The Penny Wedding, . Alexander Campbell, 705 Peat-Casting Time, . r . . . Thomas Gillespie, 721 An Adventure with the Press-Gang, . Paisley Magazine, 727 The Laird of Cool’s Ghost, . Old Chap Book, 731 Allan-a-Sop, . . . . . < . Sir Walter Scott, 738 John Hetherington’s Dream, Old Chap Book, 741 Black Joe o’ the Bow, James Smith, 743 The Fight for the Standard, . . James Paterson 752 Catching a Tartar, ..... D, M, Moir, 755 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. THE HENPECKED MAN. By John Mackay Wilson. Every one has heard the phrase, “Go to Birgham ! ” which signifies much the same as bidding you go to a worse place. The phrase is familiar not only on the borders, but throughout all Scotland, and has been in use for more than five hundred years, having taken its rise from Birgham being the place where the Scottish nobility were when they dastardly betrayed their country into the hands of the first Edward ; and the people, despising the conduct and the cowardice of the nobles, have rendered the saying, “ Go to Birg- ham ! ” an expression of contempt until this day. Many, however, may have heard the saying, and even used it, who know not that Birgham is a small village, beautifully situated on the north side of the Tweed, about midway between Coldstream and Kelso ; though, if I should say that the village itself is beautiful, I should be speaking on the wrong side of the truth. Yet there may be many who have both heard the saying and seen the place, who never heard of little Patie Crichton, the bicker-maker. Patie was of diminutive stature, and he followed the profession (if the members of the learned professions be not offended at my using the term) of a cooper, or bicker-maker, in Birg- ham for many years. His neighbours used to say of him, “ The puir body’s henpecked. ” Patie was, in the habit of attending the neighbouring fairs with the water- cogs, cream-bowies, bickers, piggins, and other articles of his manufacture. It was Dunse fair, and Patie said he “had done extraordinar’ weel — the sale had been far beyond what he expeckit.” His success might be attributed to the circumstance that, when out of the sight and' hearing of his better half, for every bicker he sold he gave his customers half-a-dozen jokes into the bargain. Every one, therefore, liked to deal with little Patie. The fair being over, he retired with a crony to a public- house in the Castle Wynd, to crack of old stories over a glass, and inquire into each other’s welfare. It was seldom they met, and it was' as seldom that Patie dared to indulge in a single glass ; but, on the day in question, he thought they could manage another gill, and another was brought. Whether the sight of it reminded him of his domestic miseries, and of what awaited him at home, I cannot tell ; but after drinking another glass, and pronouncing the spirits excellent, he thus addressed his I friend : — A 2 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, ‘‘Ay, Robin” (his friend’s name was Robin Roughcad), “ ye’re a happy man — ye’re maister in your ain hoose, and ye’ve a wife that adores and obeys ye j but I’m nae better than naebody at my ain fireside. I’ll declare I’m waur : wife an’ bairns laugh at me — I’m treated like an outlan’ body an’ a fule. Though without me they micht gang an’ beg, there is nae mair respeck paid to me than if I were a pair o’ auld bauchels flung into a corner. Fifteen years syne I couldna believed it o’ Tibby, though onybody had sworn it to me. I firmly believe that a gude wife is the greatest blessin’ that can be conferred upon a man on this earth. I can imagine it by the treasure that my faither had in my mither ; for, though the best may hae words atween them occasionally, and I’m no saying that they hadna, yet they were just like passin’ showers, to mak the kisses o’ the sun upon the earth mair sweet after them. Her whole study was to please him and to mak him comfortable. She was never happy but when he was happy ; an’ he was just the same wi’ her. I’ve heard him say that she was worth un- told gold. But, O Robin ! if I think that a guid wife is the greatest blessin’ a man can enjoy, weel do I ken that a scoldin’, domineerin’ wife is his greatest curse. It’s a terrible thing to be snooled in your ain house — naebody can form an idea o’t but they wha experience it. “Ye remember when I first got acquainted wi’ Tibby, she was doing the bondage work at Riselaw. I first saw her coming out o’ Eccles kirk ae day, and I really thocht that I had never seen a better-faured or a more gallant- looking lass. Her cheeks were red and white like a half-ripe strawberry, or rather, I should say, like a cherry ; and she seemed as modest and meek as a lamb. It wasna very lang until I drew up ; and though she didna gie me ony great encouragement at first, yet, in a week or twa, after the ice was fairly broken, she became remarkably ceevil, and gied me her oxter on a Sunday. We used to saunier about the loanings, no saying meikle, but unco happy ; and I was aye restless whan I was out o’ her sight. Ye may guess that the shoemaker was nae loser by it during the six months that I ran four times a- week, wet or dry, between Birgham and Riselaw. But the term-time was draw- ing nigh, and I put the important question, and pressed her to name the day. She hung her head, and she seemed no to ken weel what to say ; for she was sae mim and sac gentle then, that ye wad hae said ‘ butter wadna melt in her mouth.’ And when I pressed her mair urgently — ‘‘ ‘ I’ll just leave it to yoursel, Peter,’ says she. “ I thocht my heart wad louped out at my mouth. I believe there never was a man sae beside himsel wi’ joy in this warld 'afore. I fairly danced again, and cut as many antics as a merryandrew. ‘ O Tibby,’ says I, * I’m ower happy now ! — Oh, hand my head ! This gift o’ joy is like to be my dead.’ “‘I hope no, Peter,’ said she; ‘I wad rather hae ye to live than dee for me.’ “ I thocht she was as sensible as she was bonny, and better natured than baith. “ Weel, I got the house set up, the wedding-day cam, and everything passed ower as agreeably as onybody could desire. I thocht Tibby turning bonnier and bonnier. For the first five or six days after the weddin’, everything was ‘hinny,’ and ‘my love,’ and ‘Tibby, dear,’ or ‘ Peter, dear.’ But matters didna stand lang at this. It was on a Satur- day nicht, I mind, just afore I was gaun to drap work, that three or four acquaintances cam into the shop to wush me joy, and they insisted I should pay off for the weddin’. Y e ken I never was behint hand ; and I agreed that I THE HENPECKED MAN, 3 wad just fling on my coat and step up wi’ them to Orange Lane. So I gaed into the house and took down my market coat, which was hangin’ behint the bed ; and after that I gaed to the kist to tak out a shilling or twa ; for, up to that time, Tibby had not usurped the office of Chancellor o’ the Exchequer. I did it as cannily as I could ; but she had suspected something, and heard the jinkin’ o’ the siller. “*What are ye doing, Patie?’ says she ; ‘ whar are ye gaun ?’ I had never heard her voice hae sic a sound afore, save the first time I drew up to her, when it was rather sharp than agreeable. “ ‘Ou, my dear,’ says I, ‘I’m just gaun up to Orange Lane a wee while.’ “‘To Orange Lane'!’ says she; ‘what in the name of fortune’s gaun to tak ye there ?’ “ ‘O hinny, says I, ‘it’s just a neebor lad or twa that’s drapped in to wush us joy, and, ye ken, we canna but be neebor-like. ’ “ ‘ Ay! the sorrow joy them !’ says she, ‘ and neebor too ! — an’ how meikle will that cost ye?’ “‘Hoot, Tibby,’ says I, for I was quite astonished at her, ‘ ye dinna un- derstand things, woman.’ “‘No understand them!’ says she; ‘ I wish to gudeness that ye wad under- stand them though ! If that’s the way ye intend to mak the siller flee, it’s time there were somebody to tak care o’t.’ ‘ ‘ I had put the siller in my pocket, and was gaun to the door mair sur- prised than I can weel express, when she cried to me — “ ‘ Mind what ye spend, and see that ye dinna stop.’ “ ‘ Ye need be under nae apprehen- sions o’ that, hinny,’ said I, wishing to pacify her. “ ‘See that it be sae,’ cried she, as I shut the door. “ I joined my neebors in a state of greater uneasiness o’ mind than I had experienced for a length o’ time. I couldna help thinkin’ but that Tibby had rather early begun to tak the upper hand, and it was what I never expected from her. However, as I was saying, we went up to Orange Lane, and we sat doun, and ae gill brocht on anither. Tibby ’s health and mine were drunk ; we had several capital sangs ; and, I daresay, it was weel on for ten o’clock afore we rose to gang awa. I was nae mair affected wi’ drink than I am at this moment. But, somehow or ither, I was uneasy at the idea o’ facing Tibby. I thought it would be a ter- rible thing to quarrel wi’ her. I opened the door, and, bolting it after me, slipped in, half on the edge o’ my fit. She was sitting wi’ her hand at her haffit by the side o’ the fire, but she never let on that she either saw or heard me — she didna speak a single word. If ever there was a woman — Nursing her wrath to keep it warm, it was her that nicht. I drew in a chair, and, though I was half-feared to speak — “ ‘ What’s the matter, my pet?’ says I — ‘what’s happened ye?’, “But she sat looking into the fire, and never let on she heard me. ‘ E’en’s ye like, Meg Dorts,’ thought I, as Allan Ramsay says ; but I durstna say it, for I saw that there was a storm brewing. At last, I ventured to say again — “ ‘ What ails ye, Tibby, dear? — are ye no weel?’ “ ‘Weel!’ cried she — ‘wha can be weel? Is this the way ye mean to carry on? What a time o’ nicht is this to keep a body to, waiting and fretting on o’ ye, their lane ? Do you no think shame o’ yoursel?’ “ ‘ Hoot, woman,’ says I, ‘I’m sur- prised at ye ; I’m sure ye hae naething to mak a wark about — it’s no late yet.’ 4 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, “ ‘I dinna ken what ye ca’ late/ said she ; ‘ it wadna be late amang yer cronies, nae doubt ; but if it’s no late, it’s early, for I warrant it’s mornin’.’ “ ‘ Nonsense !’ says I. “ ‘Dinna tell me it’s nonsense,* said she, ‘ for I’ll be spoken to in nae sic way — I’ll let you ken that. But how meikle has it cost ye? Ye wad be treating them, nae doubt — and how meikle hae ye spent, if it be a fair question ? ’ “‘Toots, Tibby!’ said I, ‘whar’s the cause for a’ this ? What great deal could it cost me?’ “ ‘ But hair by hair maks the carle’s head bare,’ added she — ‘mind ye that ; and mind ye that ye’ve a house to keep aboon your head noo. But, if ye canna do it, I maun do it for ye — sae gie me the key o’ that kist — gie me it instantly ; and I’ll tak care how ye gang drinkin’ wi' ony body and treatin’ them till mornin’ again.’ “For the sake o’ peace I gied her the key ; for she was speakin’ sae loud that I thocht a’ the neebors wad hear — and she had nae suner got it, than awa she gaed to the kist and counted every shilling. I had nae great abundance then mair than I’ve now ; and — “ ‘ Is that a’ ye hae ?’ said she ; ‘ an’ yet ye’ll think o’ gaun drinkin’ and treatin’ folk frae Saturday nicht till Sabbath mornin’ ! If this is the life ye intend to lead, I wush to gudeness I had ne’er had onything to say to ye. ’ ‘ ‘ ‘ And if this is the life ye intend to lead me, ’ thought I, ‘ I wush the same thing.’ ‘ ‘ But that was but the beginnin’ o’ my slavery. From that hour to this she has continued on from bad to worse. No man livin’ can form an idea o’ what I’ve suffered but mysel. In a mornin’, or rather, I may say, in a forenoon, for it was aye nine or ten o’clock afore she got up, she sat doun to her tea and white scones and butter, while I had to be content wi’ a scrimpit bicker o’ brose and sour milk for kitchen. Nor was this the warst o’t ; for, when I cam in frae my wark for my breakfast, mornin’ after mornin’, the fire was black out ; and there had I, before I could get a bite to put in my mouth, to bend doun upon my knees and blaw it, and blaw it, till I was half-blind wi’ ashes — for we hadna a pair o’ bellowses ; and there wad she lie grumblin’ a’ the time, ca’in’ me useless this, and useless that ; and I just had to put up wi’ it. But after our first bairn was born, she grew far worse, and I becam mair and mair miserable every day. If I had been sleeping through the nicht, and the bairn had begun a kickin’, or whingin’ — then she was at the scoldin’, and I was sure to be started out o’ my sleep wi’ a great drive atween the shouthers, and her cryin’ — “ ‘ Get up, ye lazy body, ye — get up, and see what’s the maiter wi’ this bairn. ’ “ An’ this was the trade half-a-dizen o’ times in a nicht. ‘ ‘ At last, there was ae day, when a’ that I had dune was simply saying a word about the denner no bein’ ready, and afore ever I kenned whar I was, a cracky-stool that she had bought for the bairn cam fleein’ across the room, and gied me a dirl on the elbow, that made me think my arm was broken. Ye may guess what a stroke it was, when I tell ye I couldna lift my hand to my head for a week to come. Noo, the like o’ that, ye ken, was what mortal man couldna stand. “ ‘Tibby,’ said I, and I looked very desperate and determined, ‘ what do ye mean by this conduct? By a’ that’s gracious. I’ll no put up wi’ it ony langer !’ “ ‘ Ye’ll no put up wi’ it, ye cratur I ’ said she ; ‘ if ye gie me ony mair o’ yer provocation. I’ll pu’ yer lugs for ye — wull ye put up wi’ that ? ’ “ It was terrible for a man to hear his ain wife ca’ him a cratur ! — ^just as THE HENPECKED MAN. 5 if I had been a monkey or a laup- doug ! “‘O ye disdainfu’ limmer,’ thought I ; ‘ but if I could humble your proud spirit, I wad do it ! ’ Weel, there was a grand new ballant hawkin’ about the country at the time — it was ca’d ‘Watty and Meg’ — ye have nae doubt seen’t. Meg was just such a terrible termagant as my Tibby ; and I remembered the perfect reformation that was wrought upon her by Watty’s bidding her fare- weel, and threatenin’ to list. So it just struck me that I wad tak a leaf out o’ the ballant. Therefore, keeping the same serious and determined look, for I was in no humour to seem otherwise — ‘ Tibby,’ says I, ‘ there shall be nae mair o’ this. But I will gang and list this very day, and ye’ll see what will come ower ye then — ye’ll maybe repent o’ yer conduct whan it’s ower late. ’ “ ‘ List ! ye totum ye ! ’ said she ; * do ye say listV and she said this in a tone and wi’ a look o’ derision that gaed through my very soul. ‘ What squad will ye list into ? — what regiment will tak ye ? Do ye intend to list for a fifer laddie?’ And as she said this, she held up her oxter, as if to tak me below’t. ‘‘ I thought I wad hae drapped doun wi’ indignation. I could hae strucken her, if I durst. Ye observe, I am just five feet twa inches and an eighth, upon my stockin’-soles. That is rather below the army standard — and I maun say it’s a very foolish standard ; for a man o’ my height stands a better chance to shoot anither than a giant that wad fire ower his head. But she was aware that I was below the mark, and my threat was of no avail ; so I had just to slink awa into the shop, rubbin’ my elbow. “But the cracky-stool was but the beginning o’ her drivin’ ; there wasna a week after that but she let flee at me whatever cam in the way, whenever I by accident crossed her cankered hum- our. It’s a wonder that I’m in the land o’ the living ; for I’ve had the skin peeled off my legs — my arms maistly broken — my head cut, and ither parts o’ my body a’ black and blue, times out o’ number. I thought her an angel when I was courtin’ her; but, O Robin! she has turned out — I’ll no say what — an adder ! — a teeger ! — a she fury ! ‘ ‘ As for askin’ onybody into the house, it’s a thing I durstna do for the life that’s in my body. I never did it but ance, and that was when an auld schulefellow, that had been several years in America, ca’ed at the shop to see me. After we had cracked a while — “ ‘ But I maun see the wife, Patie,’ says he. “Whether he had heard aboot her behaviour or no, I canna tell ; but, I assure ye, his request was onything but agreeable to me. However, I took him into the house, and I introduced him wi’ fear and tremblin’. “ ‘Tibby, dear,’ said I — and I dinna think I had ca’ed her dear for ten years afore — ‘here’s Mr W , an auld schule- fellow o’ mine, that’s come a’ the way frae America, an’ ca’ed in to see ye.’ “ ‘ Ye’re aye meetin’ wi’ auld schule- fellows, or some set or ither, to tak ye aff yer wark,’ muttered she, sulkily, but loud enough for him to hear. “ I was completely at a loss what to do or say next ; but, pretending as though I hadna heard her, I said, as familiarly and kindly as I could, though my heart was in a terrible swither — ‘ Bring out the bottle, lass.’ Bottle I ’ quo’ she, ‘what bottle? — what does the man mean? — has he pairted wi’ the little sense that he ever had ? ’ But had ye seen her as she said this ! — I’ve seen a cloud black when driven wi’ a hurricane, and I’ve seen it awfu’ when roarin’ in the agony o’ thunder ; hut never did I see onything that I was mair in fear o’ than my wife’s face at that moment. But, some- how or ither, I gathered courage to say 6 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. — ‘Hoots, woman, what’s the use o’ behavin’ that way? I’m sure ye ken weel aneugh it’s the speerit bottle.’ “ ‘ The speerit bottle ! ’ cried she, wi’ a scream ; ‘ and when was there a speerit bottle within this door ? Dinna show yoursel off to your American freend for a greater man than ye are, Patie. I think, if wi’ a’ that ye bring in I get meat and bits o’ duds for your bairns, I do very week’ “This piece o’ impudence completely knocked me stupid, for, wad ye believe it, Robin ? though she had lang driven a’ my freends frae about the house, yet, did ony o’ her freends ca’, — and that was maistly every Sunday, and every Coldstream market-day, — there was the bottle out frae the cupboard, which she aye kept under lock and key ; and a dram, and a bit short-bread nae less, was aye and to this day handed round to every ane o’ them. They hae discovered that it’s worth while to make Patie the bicker-maker’s a half-way house. But if I happen to be in when they ca’, though she pours out a fu’ glass a-piece for them, she takes aye gude care to stand in afore me when she comes to me, between them and me, so that they canna see what she is doing, or how meikle she pours out ; and, I assure ye, it is seldom a thimblefu’ that fa’s to my share, though she bauds the bottle lang up in her hand — mony a time, no a weetin’ ; and again and again have I shoved my head past her side, and said, ‘Your health, Mrs So-and-so’ — or, ‘Yours, Mr Such-a-thing,’ wi’ no as meikle in my glass as wad droun a midge. Or, if I was sae placed that she durstna but, for shame, fill a glass within half-an-inch o’ the tap or sae, she wad gae me a look, or a wink, or mak a motion o’ some kind, which weel did I ken the meanin’ o’, and which was the same as saying — ‘ Drink it if ye daur ! ’ O Robin, man ! it’s weel for ye that kens no what it is to be a footba’ at your ain fireside. I daresay, my freend burned at the bane for me ; for he got up, and — “ ‘ I wish you good-day, Mr Crichton,’ said he ; ‘I have business in Kelso to- night yet, and can’t stop.’ ‘ ‘ I was perfectly overpowered wi’ shame ; but it was a relief to me when he gaed awa — and I slipped out after him, and into the shop again. ‘ ‘ But Tibby’s isna the only persecution that I hae to put up wi’ ; for we hae five bairns, and she’s brought them a’ up to treat me as she does hersel. If I offer to correct them, they cry out — ‘ I’ll tell my mither ! ’ — and frae the auldest to the youngest o’ them, when they speak aboot me, it is he did this, or he did that — they for ever talk o’ me as him ! — him ! I never get the name o’ faither frae ane o’ them — and it’s a’ her doings. Now, I just ask ye simply if ony faither would put up wi’ the like o’ that ? But I maun put up wi’t. If I were offering to lay hands upon them for’t, I’m sure and persuaded she wad rise a’ Birgham about me— my life wadna be safe where she is — but, indeed, I needna say that, for it never is. “But there is ae thing that grieves me beyond a’ that I hae mentioned to ye. Ye ken my mither, puir auld body, is a widow now. She is in the seventy- sixth year o’ her age, and very frail. She has naebody to look after her but me — naebody that has a natural right to do it ; for I never had ony brothers, as ye ken ; and, as for my twa sisters, I daresay they have just a sair aneugh fecht wi’ their ain families, and as they are at a distance, I dinna ken how they are situated wi’ their gudemen — though I maun say for them, they send her a stane o’ oatmeal, an ounce o’ tobacco, or a pickle tea and sugar, now and then, which is very likely as often as they hae it in their power; and that is a great deal mail* than I’m allozved to do for her— me that has a right to protect and main- tain her. A’ that she has to support her is fifteenpence a-week aff the parish THE HENPECKED MAN 7 o’ Mertoun. O Robin, man ! — Robin, man ! — my heart rugs within me, when I talk to you about this. A’ that I hae endured is naething to it ! To see my puir auld mither in a state o’ starvation, and no to be allowed to gie her a sax- pence ! O Robin, man ! — Robin, man ! — is it no awfu’? When she was first left destitute, and a widow, I tried to break the matter to Tibby, and to reason wi’ her. “ ‘O Tibby, woman!’ said I, ‘I’m very distressed. Here’s my faither laid in the grave, and I dinna see what’s to come o’ my mither, puir body — she is auld, and she is frail — she has naebody to look after or provide for her but me.’ You !’ cried Tibby — ‘ you ! I wush ye wad mind what ye are talkin’ about ! Ye have as many dougs, I can tell ye, as ye hae banes to pike ! Let your mither do as ither widows hae done afore her — let the parish look after her.’ “ ‘O Tibby, woman !’ said I ; ‘but if ye’ll only consider — the parish money is very sma’, and, puir body, it will mak her heart sair to receive a penny o’t ; for she weel kens that my faither would rather hae dee’d in a ditch than been behauden to either a parish or an individual for a saxpence.’ “ ‘ An’ meikle they hae made by their pride,’ said Tibby. ‘ I wush ye wud haud your tongue.’ “ ‘ Ay, but Tibby,’ says I, for I was nettled mair than I durst show it, ‘ but she has been a gude mother to me, and ye ken yoursel that she’s no been an ill gude-mother to ye. She never stood in the way o’ you an’ me cornin’ thegither, though I was payin’ six shillings a- week into the house.’ ‘ ‘ ‘ And what am I obliged to her for that ?’ interrupted my Jezebel. “ * I dinna ken, Tibby,’ says I ; ‘ but it’s a hard thing for a son to see a mother in want, when he can assist her. Now, it isna meikle she takes — she never was used wi’ dainties ; and, if I may just tak her hatne, little will serve her, and her meat will ne’er be missed.’ “ ‘ Ye bom idiot I’ cried Tibby. ‘ I aye thought ye a fule — but ye are warse than a fule ! Bring your mither here ! An auld, cross-grained, faut-finding wife, that I ne’er could hae patience to endure for ten minutes in my days ! Bring her here, say ye ! No I while I live in this house. I’ll let ye ken that I’ll be mistress. ’ “Ay, and maister too, thought I. I found it was o’ nae use to argue wi’ her. There was nae possibility o’ gettin’ my mither into the house; and as to assisting her wi’ a shillin’ or twa at a time by chance, or paying her house rent, or sending her a load o’ coals, it was perfectly out o’ the question, and beyond my power. Frae the nicht that I went to Orange Lane to this moment, I hae never had a saxpence under my thumb that I could ca’ my ain. Indeed, I never hae money in my hands, unless it be on a day like this, when I hae to gang to a fair, or the like o’ that ; and even then, before I start, her leddyship sees every bowie, bicker, and piggin, that gangs into the cart — she kens the price o’ them as weel as I do ; and if I shouldna bring hame either money or goods according to her valuation, I actually believe she wad murder me. There is nae cheatin’ her. It is by mere chance that, having had a gude market, I’ve outreached her the day by a shillin’ or twa ; and ane o’ them I’ll spend wi’ you, Robin, and the rest shall gang to my mither. O man ! ye may bless your stars that ye dinna ken what it is to hae a termagant wife. ” “ I am sorry for ye, Patie,” said Robin Roughead ; “ but really I think, in a great measure, ye hae yoursel to blame for it a’ !” “Me!” said Patie — “what do ye mean, Robin?” “ Why, Patie,” said Robin, “I ken it is said that every ane can rule a bad wife but he that has her — and I believe 8 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. it is true. I am quite convinced that naebody kens sae weel wjere the shoe pinches as they that hae it on ; though I am quite satisfied that, had my case been yours, I wad hae brought her to her senses long afore now, though I had Dauded her lugs wi* Rab Roryson’s bannet, or gien her a hoopirC^ like your friend the cooper o’ Coldingham. ” “ Save us, man !” said Patie, who loved a joke, even though at second- hand, and at his own expense ; ‘ ‘ but y,e see the cooper’s case is not in point, though I am in the same line ; for, as I hae observed, I am only five feet twa inches and an eighth in height — my wife is not the weaker vessel — that I ken to my sorrow.” “Weel, Patie,” said Robin, “I wadna hae ye to lift your hand — I was but jokin’ upon that score, it wadna be manly ; — but there is ae thing that ye can do, and I am sure it wad hae an excellent effect.” ‘ ‘ Dear sake ! what is that ? ” cried Patie. “ For a* that has happened ye,” said Robin, “ye hae just yoursel to blame, for giein’ up the key and the siller to her management that nicht ye gaed to Orange Lane. That is the short and the lang o’ a’ your troubles, Patie.” ‘ ‘ Do you think sae ?” inquired the little bicker-maker. “Yes, I think sae, Peter, and I say it,” said Robin; “and there is but ae remedy left.” “And what is that?” asked Patie, eagerly. “Just this,” said Robin — stop the sup files, ” “ Stop the supplies F returned Patie — ‘ ‘ what do you mean, Robin ? I canna say that I fully comprehend ye.” “ I just mean this,” added the other; “ be your ain banker — ^your ain cashier — be maister o’ your ain siller — let her find that it is to you she is indebted for every penny she has the power to spend ; and if ye dinna bring Tibby to reason and kindness within a month, my name’s no Robin Roughead.” “ Do ye think that wad do it?” said Patie. “ If that wadna, naething wad,” answered Robin ; “ but try it for a twelvemonth — begin this very nicht ; and if we baith live and be spared to this time next year. I’ll meet ye again, and I’ll be the death o’ a mutchkin, but that ye tell me Tibby’s a different woman — your bairns different — your hale house different — and your auld mither comfortable.” “ O man, if it might be sae,” said Patie; “but this very nicht, the mo- ment I get hame. I’ll try it — and, if I succeed, I’ll try ye wi’ a bottle o’ wine, and I believe I never drank ane in my life.” “Agreed,” said Robin; “but mind ye’re no to do things by halves. Ye’re no to be feared out o’ your resolution because Tibby may fire and storm, and let drive the things in the house at ye — nor even though she should greet.” “I thoroughly understand ye,” said Patie ; “my resolution’s ta’en, and I’ll stand by it.” “ Gie’s your hand on’t,” said Robin ; and Patie gave him his hand. Now, the two friends parted, and it is unnecessary for me either to describe their parting, or the reception which Patie, on his arriving at Birgham, met with from his spouse. Twelve months went round, Dunse fair came again, and after the fair was over, Patie Crichton once more went in quest of his old friend, Robin Roughead. He found him standing in the horse market, and — “ How’s a’ wi’ ye, my freend?” says Patie. “ Oh, hearty, hearty,” cries the other ; “but how’s a’ wi’ ye? — how is yer family?” “Come and get the bottle o’ wine THE HENPECKED MAN. 9 that IVe to gie ye,” said Patie, “and I’ll tell ye a’ about it* ” “I’ll do that,” said Robin, “ for my business is dune.” So they went into the same house in the Castle Wynd where they had been twelve months before, and Patie called for a bottle of wine ; but he found that the house had not the wine license, and was therefore content with a gill of whisky made into toddy. “ O, man,” said he to Robin, “ I wad pay ye half-a-dizen bottles o’ wine wi’ as great cheerfulness as I raise this glass to my lips. It was a grand advice that o’ yours — sfop the supplies P “ I am glad to hear it,” said Robin ; * ‘ I was sure it was the only thing that v/ould do.” “Ye shall hear a* about it,” said Patie. “After parting wi’ ye, I trudged hame to Birgham, and when I got to my house — before I had the sneck o’ the door weel out o’ my hand — “ ‘ What’s stopped ye to this time o’ nicht, ye fitless, feckless cratur, ye?’ cried Tibby — ‘whaur hae ye been? Gie an account o’ yoursel.’ ‘ ‘ An account o’ mysel ! ’ says I ; and I gied the door a drive ahint me, as if I wad driven it aif the hinges — ‘ for what should I gie an account o’ mysel ? — or wha should I gie it to ? I suppose this house is my ain, and I can come in and gang out when I like ! ’ “ ‘Yours !’ cried she ; ‘is the body drunk?’ “ ‘ No,’ says I, ‘ I’m no drunk, but I wad hae you to be decent. Where is my supper ? — it is time that I had it.’ “ ‘ Ye micht hae come in in time to get, it then,’ said she ; ‘ folk canna keep suppers waitin’ on you. ’ “ ‘But I’ll gang whar I can get it,’ said I ; and I offered to leave the house. “ ‘ I’ll tak the life o’ ye first,’ said she. ‘ Gie me the siller. Ye had five cogs, a dizen o’ bickers, twa dizen o’ piggins, three bowies, four cream dishes, and twa ladles, besides the wooden spoons that I packed up mysel. Gie me the siller — and, you puir profligate, let me see what ye hae spent.’ “ ‘ Gie you the siller ! ’ says 1; ‘ na, na, I’ve dune that lang aneugh — / hae stopped the supplies^ my woman.’ ‘ ‘ ‘ Stop your breath ! ’ cried she ; ‘ gie me the siller, every farthin’, or wo betide ye ! ’ ‘ ‘ It was needless for her to say every farthin^ ; for, had I dune as I used to do, I kenned she wad search through every pocket o’ my claes the moment she thocht me asleep — through every hole and corner o’ them, to see if I had cheated her out o’ a single penny — ay, and tak them up, and shake them, and shake them, after a’ was dune. But I was determined to stand fast by your advice. “ ‘ Do as ye like,’ says I ; ‘I’ll bring ye to your senses — Eve stopped the sup- plies d ‘ ‘ She saw that I wasna drunk, and my manner rather dumfoundered her a little. The bairns — wha, as I have tauld you, she aye encouraged to mock me — began to giggle at me, and to mak game o’ me, as usual. I banged out o’ the house, and into the shop, and took down the belt o’ the bit turning-lathe, and into the house I goes again wi’ it in my hand. ‘ ‘ ‘ Wha maks a fule o’ me now ? ’ “And they a’ laughed thegither, and I up wi’ the belt, and loundered them round the house and round the house, till ane screamed and anither screamed, and even their mither got clouts in trying to run betwixt them and me ; and it was wha to squeel loudest. Sae, after I had brocht them a’ to ken what I was, I awa yont to my mither’s, and gaed her five shillin’s, puir body ; and after stoppin’ an hour wi’ her, I gaed back to the house again. The bairns were a’ abed, and some o’ them were still sobbin’, and Tibby was sittin’ by the fire ; but she didna venture to say a lO THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, word — I had completely astonished her — and as little said I. “There wasna a word passed be- tween us for three days ; I was begin- ning to carry my head higher in the house ; and on the fourth day I ob- served that she had nae tea to her breakfast. A day or twa after, the auldest lassie cam to me ae morning about ten o’clock, and says she — “ ‘Faither, I want siller for tea and sugar. ’ “ ‘Gae back to them that sent ye,’ says I, ‘ and tell them to fare as I do, and they’ll save the tea and sugar.’ “ But it is of nae use dwellin’ on the subject. I did stop the supplies most effectually. I very soon brocht Tibby to ken wha was her bread-winner. An’ when I saw that my object was ac- complished, I showed mair kindness and affection to her than ever I had dune. The bairns becam as obedient as lambs, and she soon cam to say — ‘ Peter, should I do this thing ? ’ — or, ‘Peter, should I do that thing?’ So, when I had brocht her that far— ‘Tibby,’ says I, ‘we hae a but and a ben, and it’s grievin’ me to see my auld mither starvin’, and left by hersel wi’ naebody to look after her. I think I’ll bring her hame the morn — she’ll aye be o’ use about the house — she’ll can knit the bairns’ stockin’s, or darn them when they are out o’ the heels.’ “‘Weel, Peter,’ said Tibby, ‘I’m sure it’s as little as a son can do, and I’m perfectly agreeable.’ ‘ ‘ I banged up — I flung my arms round Tibby ’s neck — ‘ Oh ! bless ye, my dear ! ’ says I ; ‘ bless ye for that ! — there’s the key o’ the kist and the siller — from this time henceforth do wi’ it what ye like.’ “ Tibby grat. My mother cam hame to my house the next day. Tibby did everything to mak her comfortable — a’ the bairns ran at her biddin’ — and, frae that day to this, there isna a hap- pier man on this wide world than Patie Crichton, the bicker-maker o’ Birgham.” DUNCAN CAMPBELL. By James Hogg, the “ Ettrick Shepherd.” Duncan Campbell came from the Highlands, when six years of age, to live with an old maiden aunt in Edin- burgh, and attend the school. His mother was dead ; but his father had supplied her place by marrying his housekeeper. Duncan did not trouble himself about these matters, nor, indeed, about any other matters, save a black foal of his father’s and a large sagacious collie, named Oscar, which belonged to one of the shepherds. There being no other boy save Duncan about the house, Oscar and he were constant companions ; with his garter tied round Oscar’s neck, and a piece of deal tied to his big bushy tail, Duncan would often lead him about the green, pleased with the idea that he was con- ducting a horse and cart. Oscar sub- mitted to all this with great cheerfulness, but whenever Duncan mounted to ride on him, he found means instantly to unhorse him, either by galloping, or rolling himself on the gi*een. When Duncan threatened him, he looked submissive and licked his face and hands ; when he corrected him with the whip, he cowered at his feet. Matters were soon made up. Oscar would lodge DUNCAN CAMPBELL. 11 nowhere during the night but at the door of the room where his young friend slept, and woe be to the man or woman who ventured to enter it at untimely hours. When Duncan left his native home he thought not of his father, nor any of the servants. He was fond of the ride, and some supposed that he scarcely even thought of the black foal ; but when he saw Oscar standing looking him ruefully in the face, the tears immediately blinded both his eyes. He caught him round the neck, hugged and kissed him — “ Good-bye, Oscar,” said he, blubbering; “good-bye. God bless you, my dear Oscar.” Duncan mounted before a servant, and rode away — Oscar still followed at a distance, until he reached the top of the hill — he then sat down and howled ; Duncan cried till his little heart was like to burst. “ What ails you?” said the servant. “ I will never see my poor honest Oscar again,” said Duncan, “an’ my heart canna bide it.” Duncan stayed a year in Edinburgh, but he did not make great progress in learning. He did not approve highly of attending the school, and his aunt was too indulgent to compel his attend- ance. She grew extremely ill one day — the maids kept constantly by her, and never regarded Duncan. He was an additional charge to them, and they never loved him, but used him harshly. It was now with great difficulty that he could obtain either meat or drink. In a few days after his aunt was taken ill she died. All was in confusion, and oor Duncan was like to perish with unger. He could find no person in the house ; but hearing a noise in his aunt’s chamber, he went in, and beheld them dressing the corpse of his kind relation. It was enough. Duncan was horrified beyond what mortal breast was able to endure ; he hasted down the stair, and ran along the High Street and South Bridge, as fast as his feet could carry him, crying incessantly all the way. He would not have entered that house again if the world had been offered to him as a reward. Some people stopped him, in order to ask what was the matter ; but he could only answer them by exclaiming, “ O ! dear! O! dear.!” and struggling till he got free, held on his course, careless whither he went, provided he got far enough from the horrid scene he had so lately witnessed. Some have supposed, and I believe Duncan has been heard to confess, that he then imagined he was running for the Highlands, but mistook the direction. However that was, he continued his course until he came to a place where two ways met, a little south of Grange Toll. Here he sat down, aud his frenzied passion subsided into a soft melancholy ; he cried no more, but sobbed excessively, fixed his eyes on the ground, and made some strokes in the dust with his finger. A sight just then appeared which somewhat cheered, or at least interested his heavy and forlorn heart — it was a large drove of Highland cattle. They were the only creatures like acquaint- ances that Duncan had seen for a twelvemonth, and a tender feeling of joy, mixed with regret, thrilled his heart at the sight of their white horns and broad dew-laps. As the van passed him, he thought their looks were particularly gruff and sullen ; he soon perceived the cause, they were all in the hands of Englishmen ; — poor exiles like himself — going far away to be killed and eaten, and would never see the Highland hills again ! When they were all gone by, Duncan looked after them and wept anew ; but his attention was suddenly called away to something that softly touched his feet ; he looked hastily about — it was a poor, hungry, lame dog, squatted on the ground, licking his feet, and manifesting the most extravagant j oy. Gracious heaven ! 12 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. it was his own beloved and faithful Oscar I starved, emaciated, and so crippled that he was scarcely able to walk. He was now doomed to be the slave of a York- shire peasant (who, it seems, had either bought or stolen him at Falkirk), the generosity and benevolence of whose feelings were as inferior to those of Oscar, as Oscar was inferior to him in strength and power. It is impossible to conceive a more tender meeting than this was ; but Duncan soon observed that hunger and misery were painted in his friend’s looks, which again pierced his heart with feelings unfelt before. “ I have not a crumb to give you, my poor Oscar!” said he — “I have not a crumb to eat myself, but I am not so ill as you are.” The peasant whistled aloud. Oscar w^ell knew the sound, and, clinging to the boy’s bosom, leaned his head upon his thigh, and looked in his face, as if saying, ‘ ‘ O Duncan, pro- tect me from yon ruffian.” The whistle was repeated, accompanied by a loud and surly call. Oscar trembled, but, fearing to disobey, he limped away reluctantly after his unfeeling master, who, observing him to linger and look back, imagined he wanted to effect his escape, and came running back to meet him. Oscar cowered to the earth in the most submissive and imploring manner, but the peasant laid hold of him by the ear, and, uttering many imprecations, struck him with a thick staff till he lay senseless at his feet. Every possible circumstance seemed combined to wound the feelings of poor Duncan, but this unmerited barbarity shocked him most of all. He hasted to the scene of action, weeping bitterly, and telling the man that he was a cruel brute, and that if ever he himself grew a big man he would certainly kill him. H^ held up his favourite’s head that he might recover his breath, and the man, knowing that he could do little without his dog, waited patiently to see what would be the issue. The animal re- covered, and staggered away at the heels of his tyrant without daring to look behind. Duncan stood still, but kept his eyes eagerly fixed upon Oscar ; and the farther he went from him, the more strong his desire grew to follow him. He looked the other way, but all there w’as to him a blank, — he had no desire to stand where he was, so he followed Oscar and the drove of cattle. The cattle were weary and went slowly, and Duncan, getting a little goad in his hand, assisted the men greatly in driving them. One of the drivers gave him a penny, and another gave him twopence ; and the lad who had charge of the drove, observing how active and pliable he was, and how far he had accompanied him on the way, gave him sixpence. This was treasure to Duncan, who, being ex- tremely hungry, bought three penny rolls as he passed through a town ; one of these he ate himself, another he gave to Oscar ; and the third he carried below his arm in case of further necessity. He drove on all the day, and at night the cattle rested upon a height, which, by his description, seems to have been that between Gala Water and Middleton. Duncan went off at a side, in company with Oscar, to eat his roll, and, taking shelter behind an old earthen wall, they shared their dry meal most lovingly between them. Ere it was quite finished, Duncan, being fatigued, dropped into a profound slumber, out of which he did not awake until the next morning was far advanced. Englishmen, cattle, and Oscar, all were gone. Duncan found himself alone on a wild height, in what country or kingdom he knew not. He sat for some time in a callous stupor, rubbing his eyes and scratching his head, but quite irresolute what was farther necessary for him to do, until he was agreeably surprised by the arrival of Oscar, who (although he had gone at his master’s call in the morning) had found means to escape and seek the re- DUNCAN CAMPBELL. 13 treat of his young friend and benefactor. Duncan, without reflecting on the con- sequences, rejoiced in the event, and thought of nothing else but furthering his escape from the ruthless tyrant who now claimed him. For this purpose he thought it would be best to leave the road, and accordingly he crossed it, in order to go over a waste moor to the westward. He had not got forty paces from the road, until he beheld the enraged Englishman running towards him without his coat, and having his staff heaved over his shoulder. Dun- can’s heart fainted within him, knowing it was all over with Oscar, and most likely with himself. The peasant seemed not to have observed them, as he was running and rather looking the other way ; and as Duncan quickly lost sight of him in a hollow place that lay between them, he crept into a bush of heath, and took Oscar in his bosom. The heath was so long that it almost closed above them. The man had observed from whence the dog started in the morning, and hasted to the place, expecting to find him sleeping beyond the old earthen dyke ; he found the nest, but the birds were flown ; — he called aloud ; Oscar trembled and clung to Duncan’s breast ; Duncan peeped from his purple covert, like a heath-cock on his native waste, and again beheld the ruffian coming straight towards them, with his staff still heaved, and fury in his looks. When he came within a few yards he stood still, and bellowed out: “Oscar, yho, yho!” Oscar quaked, and kept still closer to Duncan’s breast ; Duncan almost sank in the earth. “ D n him,” said the Englishman, “if I had hold of him I should make both him and the little thievish rascal dear at a small price ; they cannot be far gone, — I think I hear them.” He then stood listening, but at that instant a farmer came up on horseback, and having heard him call, asked him if he had lost his dog ? The peasant answered in the affirmative, and added, that a blackguard boy had stolen him. The farmer said that he met a boy with a dog about a mile forward. During this dialogue, the farmer’s dog came up to Duncan’s den, — smelled upon him, and then upon Oscar, — cocked his tail, walked round them growling, and then behaved in a very improper and uncivil manner to Dun- can, who took all patiently, uncertain whether he was yet discovered. But so intent was the fellow upon the farmer’s intelligence, that he took no notice of the discovery made by the dog, but ran off without looking over his shoulder. Duncan felt this a deliverance so great that all his other distresses van- ished ; and as soon as the man was out of his sight, he arose from his covert, and ran over the moor, and ere long, came to a shepherd’s house, where he got some whey and bread for his breakfast, which he thought the best meat he had ever tasted, yet shared it with Oscar. Though I had his history from his own mouth, yet there is a space here which it is impossible to relate with any degree of distinctness or interest. He was a vagabond boy, without any fixed habi- tation, and wandered about Heriot Moor, from one farmhouse to another, for the space of a year, staying from one to twenty nights in each house, according as he found the people kind to him. He seldom resented any indignity offered to himself ; but whoever insulted Oscar, or offered any observations on the im- propriety of their friendship, lost Dun- can’s company the next morning. He stayed several months at a place called Dewar, which he said was haunted by the ghost of a piper ; that piper had been murdered there many years before, in a manner somewhat mysterious, or at least unaccountable ; and there was scarcely a night on which he was not supposed either to be seen or heard THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, 14 about the house. Duncan slept in the cow-house, and was terribly harassed by the piper ; he often heard him scratching about the rafters, and some- times he would groan like a man dying, or a cow that was choked in the band ; but at length he saw him at his side one night, which so discomposed him, that he was obliged to leave the place, after being ill for many days. I shall give this story in Duncan’s own words, which I have often heard him repeat without any variation. ‘ ‘ I had been driving some young cattle to the heights of Willenslee — it grew late before I got home — I was thinking, and thinking, how cruel it was to kill the poor piper ! to cut out his tongue, and stab him in the back. I thought it was no wonder that his ghost took it extremely ill ; when, all on a sudden, I perceived a light before me ; — I thought the wand in my hand was all on fire, and threw it away, but I perceived the light glide slowly by my right foot, and bum behind me ; — I was nothing afraid, and turned about to look at the light, and there I saw the piper, who was standing hard at my back, and when I turned round, he looked me in the face.” ‘ ‘ What was he like, Duncan ?” ‘ ‘ He was like a dead body ! but I got a short view of him ; for that moment all around me grew dark as a pit ! — I tried to run, but sank powerless to the earth, and lay in a kind of dream, I do not know how long. When I came to myself, I got up, and endeavoured to run, but fell to the ground every two steps. I was not a hundred yards from the house, and I am sure I fell upwards of a hun- dred times. Next day I was in a high fever ; the servants made me a little bed in the kitchen, to which I was confined by illness many days, during which time I suffered the most dreadful agonies by night, always imagining the piper to be standing over me on the one side or the other. As soon as I was able to walk, I left Dewar, and for a long time durst neither sleep alone during the night, nor stay by myself in the daytime.” The superstitious ideas impressed upon Duncan’s mind by this unfortunate encounter with the ghost of the piper, seem never to have been eradicated — a strong instance of the power of early impressions, and a warning how much caution is necessary in modelling the conceptions of the young and tender mind, for, of all men I ever knew, he is the most afraid of meeting with apparitions. So deeply is his imagina- tion tainted with this startling illusion, that even the calm disquisitions of reason have proved quite inadequate to the task of dispelling it. Whenever it wears late, he is always on the look-out for these ideal beings, keeping a jealous eye upon every bush and brake, in case they should be lurking behind them, ready to fly out and surprise him every moment ; and the approach of a person in the dark, or any sudden noise, always deprives him of the power of speech for some time. After leaving Dewar he again wan- dered about for a few weeks ; and it appears that his youth, beauty, and peculiarly destitute situation, together with his friendship for his faithful Oscar, had interested the most part of the country people in his behalf ; for he was generally treated with kindness. He knew his father’s name, and the name of his house ; but as none of the people he visited had ever before heard of either the one or the other, they gave themselves no trouble about the matter. He stayed nearly two years in a place called Cowhaur, until a wretch, with whom he slept, struck and abused him one day. Duncan, in a rage, flew to the loft and cut all his Sunday hat, shoes, and coat in pieces ; and, not daring to abide the consequences, de- camped that night. DUNCAN CAMPBELL, 15 He wandered about for some time longer among the farmers of Tweed and Yarrow ; but this life was now become exceedingly disagreeable to him. He durst not sleep by himself, and the servants did not always choose to allow a vagrant boy and his great dog to sleep with them. It was on a rainy night, at the close of harvest, that Duncan came to my father’s house. I remember all the circumstances as well as the transac- tions of yesterday. The whole of his clothing consisted only of a black coat, which, having been made for a full- grown man, hung fairly to his heels ; the hair of his head was rough, curly, and weather-beaten ; but his face was ruddy and beautiful, bespeaking a healthy body and a sensible, feeling heart. Oscar was still nearly as large as himself, and the colour of a fox, having a white stripe down his face, with a ring of the same colour round his neck, and was the most beautiful collie I have ever seen. My heart was knit to Duncan at the first sight, and I wept for joy when I saw my parents’ so kind to him. My mother, in particular, could scarcely do anything else than converse with Duncan for several days. I was always of the party, and listened with wonder and admiration ; but often have these adventures been repeated to me. My parents, who soon seemed to feel the same concern for him as if he had been their own son, clothed him in blue drugget, and bought him a smart little Highland bonnet, in which dress he looked so charming that I would not let them have peace until I got one of the same. Indeed, all that Duncan said or did was to me a pattern ; for I loved him as my own life. At my own request, which he persuaded me to urge, I was permitted to be his bed- fellow, and many a happy night and day did I spend with Duncan and Oscar. As far as I remember, we felt no privation of any kind, and would have been completely happy if it had not been for the fear of spirits. When the conversation chanced to turn upon the Piper of Dewar, the Maid of Flora, or the Pedlar of Thirlestane Mill, often have we lain with the bed-clothes drawn over our heads till nearly suffocated. W e loved the fairies and the brownies, and even felt a little partiality for the mer- maids, on account of their beauty and charming songs ; but we were a little jealous of the water-kelpies, and always kept aloof from the frightsome pools. We hated the devil most heartily, although we were not much afraid of him ; but a ghost ! oh, dreadful ! the names, ghost, spirit, or apparition, sounded in our ears like the knell of destruction, and our hearts sank within us, as if pierced by the cold icy shaft of death. Duncan herded my father’s cows all the summer — so did I : we could not live asunder. We grew such expert fishers, that the speckled trout, with all his art, could not elude our machinations ; we forced him from his watery cove, admired the beautiful shades and purple drops that were painted on his sleek sides, and forth- with added him to our number without reluctance. We assailed the habitation of the wild bee, and rifled her of all her accumulated sweets, though not without encountering the most deter- mined resistance. My father’s meadows abounded with hives ; they were almost in every swath — in every hillock. When the swarm was large, they would beat us off, day after day. In all these desperate engagements Oscar came to our assistance, and, provided that none of the enemy made a lodgment in his lower defiles, he was always the last combatant of our party on the field. I do not remember of ever being so much diverted by any scene I ever witnessed, or laughing as immoderately as I have done at seeing Oscar involved in a moving cloud of wild bees, wTieeling, i6 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. snapping on all sides, and shaking his ears incessantly. The sagacity which this animal pos- sessed is almost incredible, while his undaunted spirit and generosity would do honour to eveiy servant of our own species to copy. Twice did he save his master’s life ; at one time when attacked by a furious bull, and at another time when he fell from behind my father, off a horse in a flooded river. Oscar had just swimmed across, but instantly plunged in a second time to his master’s rescue. He first got hold of his bonnet, but that coming off, he quitted it, and again catching him by the coat, brought him to the side, where my father reached him. He waked Duncan at a certain hour every morning, and would fre- quently turn the cows of his own will, when he observed them wrong. If Duncan dropped his knife, or any other small article, he would fetch it along in his mouth ; and if sent back for a lost thing, would infallibly find it. When sixteen years of age, after being unwell for several days, he died one night below his master’s bed. On the even- ing before, when Duncan came in from the plough, he came from his hiding- place, wagged his tail, licked Duncan’s hand, and returned to his deathbed. Duncan and I lamented him with un- feigned sorrow, buried him below the old rowan tree at the back of my father’s garden, placing a square stone at his head, which was still standing the last time I was there. With great labour, we composed an epitaph be- tween us, which was once carved on that stone ; the metre was good, but the stone was so hard, and the engraving so faint, that the characters, like those of our early joys, are long ago defaced and extinct. Often have I heard my mother relate with enthusiasm the manner in which she and my father first discovered the dawnings of goodness and facility of conception in Duncan’s mind, though. I confess, dearly as I loved him, these circumstances escaped my observation. It was my father’s invariable custom to pray with the family every night before they retired to rest, to thank the Al- mighty for his kindness to them during the bygone day, and to beg His pro- tection through the dark and silent watches of the night. I need not inform any of my readers that that amiable (and now too much neglected and de- spised) duty consisted in singing a few stanzas of a psalm, in which all the family joined their voices with my father’s, so that the double octaves of the various ages and sexes swelled the simple concert. He then read a chap- ter from the Bible, going straight on from beginning to end of the Scriptures. The prayer concluded the devotions of each evening, in which the downfall of antichrist was always strenuously urged, the ministers of the gospel remembered, nor was any friend or neighbour in dis- tress forgot. The servants of a family have, in general, liberty either to wait the even- ing prayers, or retire to bed as they incline, but no consideration whatever could induce Duncan to go one night to rest without the prayers, even though both wet and weary, and entreated by my parents to retire, for fear of catch- ing cold. It seems that I had been of a more complaisant disposition ; for I was never very hard to prevail with in this respect ; nay, my mother used to say, that I was extremely apt to take a pain about my heart at that time of the night, and was, of course, frequently obliged to betake me to bed before the worship commenced. It might be owing to this that Duncan’s emotions on these occasions escaped my notice. He sung a treble to the old church tunes most sweetly, for he had a melodious voice ; and when my father read the chapter, if it was in any of the historical parts of Scripture, he would lean upon the table, DUNCAN CAMPBELL. 17 jind look him in the face, swallowing every sentence with the utmost avidity. At one time, as my father read the 45th chapter of Genesis, he wept so bitterly, that at the end my father paused, and asked what ailed him ? Duncan told him that he did not know. At another time, the year following, my father, in the course of his evening devotions, had reached the 19th chapter of the book of Judges ; when he began read- ing it, Duncan was seated on the other side of the house, but ere it was half done, he had stolen up close to my father’s elbow. ‘ ‘ Consider of it, take advice, and speak your minds,” said my father, and closed the book. “ Go on, go on, if you please, Sir,” said Duncan — “go on, and let’s hear- what they said about it. ” My father looked sternly in Duncan’s face, but seeing him abashed on account of his hasty breach of decency, without uttering a word, he again opened the Bible, and read the 20th chapter throughout, notwithstand- ing of its great length. Next day Duncan was walking about with the Bible below his arm, begging of every one to read it to him again and again. This incident produced a conversation between my parents, on the expenses and utility of education ; the conse- quence of which was, that the week following, Duncan and I were sent to the parish school, and began at the same instant to the study of that most important and fundamental branch of literature, the A, B, C ; but my sister Mary, who was older than I, was already an accurate and elegant reader. This reminds me of another anecdote of Duncan, with regard to family wor- ship, which I have often heard related, and which I myself may well remember. My father happening to be absent over night at a fair, when the usual time of worship arrived, my mother desired a lad, one of the servants, to act as chap- lain for that night ; the lad declined it, and slunk away to his bed. My mother testified her regret that we should all be obliged to go prayerless to our beds for that night, observing, that she did not remember the time when it had so hap- pened before. Duncan said he thought we might contrive to manage it amongst us, and instantly proposed to sing the psalm and pray, if Mary would read the chapter. To this my mother, with some hesitation, agreed, remarking, that if he prayed as he could, with a pure heart, his prayer had as good a chance of being accepted as some others that were ‘ ‘ better worded. ” Duncan could not then read, but having learned several psalms from Mary by rote, he caused her to seek out the place, and sung the 23d Psalm from end to end with great sweetness and decency. Mary read a chapter in the New Testament, and then (my mother having a child on her knee) we three kneeled in a row, while Duncan prayed thus: — “O Lord, be Thou our God, our guide, and our guard unto death, and through death,” — that was a sentence my father often used in prayer ; Duncan had laid hold of it, and my mother began to think that he had often prayed previous to that time. “ O Lord, Thou” — continued Duncan; but his matter was exhausted ; a long pause ensued, which I at length broke by bursting into a loud fit of laughter. Duncan rose hastily, and without once lifting up his head, went crying to his bed ; and as I continued to indulge in laughter, my mother, for my irreverent behaviour, struck me across the shoul- ders with the tongs. Our evening devotions terminated exceedingly ill ; I went crying to my bed after Duncan, even louder than he, and abusing him for his “ useless prayer,” for which I had been nearly felled. By the time that we were recalled from school to herd the cows, next summer, we could both read the Bible with considerable facility, but Duncan far excelled me in perspicacity ; and so fond was he of reading Bible history B i8 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. that the reading of it was now our con- stant amusement. Often have Mary and he and I lain under the same plaid by the side of the corn or meadow, and read chapter about in the Bible for hours together, weeping over the fail- ings and fall of good men, and wonder- ing at the inconceivable might of the heroes of antiquity. Never was man so delighted as Duncan was when he came to the history of Samson, and afterwards of David and Goliath ; he could not be satisfied until he had read it to every individual with whom he was acquainted, judging it to be as new and as interesting to every one as it was to himself. I have seen him standing by the girls as they were milking the cows, reading to them the feats of Sam- son ; and, in short, harassing every man and woman about the hamlet for audience. On Sundays, my parents accompanied us to the fields, and joined in our delightful exercise. Time passed away, and so also did our youthful delights ; but other cares and other pleasures awaited us. As we advanced in years and strength, we quitted the herding, and bore a hand in the labours of the farm. Mary, too, was often our assistant. She and Dun- can were nearly of an age ; he was tall, comely, and affable ; and if Mary was not the prettiest girl in the parish, at least Duncan and I believed her to be so, which, with us, amounted to the same thing. We often compared the other girls in the parish with one another, as to their beauty and accomplishments, but to think of comparing any of them with Mary was entirely out of th^ question. She was, indeed, the em- blem of truth, simplicity, and innocence, and if there were few more beautiful, there were still fewer so good and amiable ; but still, as she advanced in years, she grew fonder and fonder of being near Duncan ; and by the time she was nineteen, was so deeply in love that it affected her manner, her spirits, and her health. At one time she was gay and frisky as a kitten ; she would dance, sing, and laugh violently at the most trivial incidents. At other times she was silent and sad, while a languishing softness overspread her features, and added greatly to her charms. The passion was undoubtedly mutual between them ; but Duncan, either from a sense of honour, or some other cause, never declared himself far- ther on the subject than by the most res- pectful attention and tender assiduities. Hope and fear thus alternately swayed the heart of poor Mary, and produced in her deportment that variety of affec- tions which could not fail of rendering the sentiments of her artless bosom legible to the eye of experience. In this state matters stood, when an incident occurred which deranged our happiness at once, and the time arrived when the kindest and most affectionate little social band of friends that ever panted to meet the wishes of each other were obliged to part. About forty years ago, the flocks of southern sheep, which have since that period inundated the Highlands, had not found their way over the Grampian Mountains ; and the native flocks of that sequestered country were so scanty that it was found necessary to transport small quantities of wool annually to the north, to furnish materials for clothing the inhabitants. During two months of each summer, the hill countries of the Lowlands were inundated by hundreds of women from the Highlands, who bartered small articles of dress, and of domestic import, for wool ; these were known by the appellation of ^‘norlan’ netties and few nights passed, during the wool season, that some of them were not lodged at my father’s house. It was from two of these that Duncan learned one day who and what he was ; that he was the Laird of Glenellich’s only son and heir, and that a large sum had been offered to any person that DUNCAN CAMPBELL, 19 could discover him. My parents cer- tainly rejoiced in Duncan’s good fortune, yet they were disconsolate at parting with him ; for he had long ago become as a son of their own ; and I seriously believe, that from the day they first met, to that on which the two norlan’ net- ties ” came to our house, they never once entertained the idea of parting. For my part, I wished that the ‘^netties” had never been born, or that they had stayed at their own home ; for the thought of being separated from my dear friend made me sick at heart. All our feelings were, however, nothing when compared with those of my sister Mary. From the day that the two women left our house, she was no more seen to smile ; she had never yet di- vulged the sentiments of her heart to any one, and imagined her love for Duncan a profound secret, — no. She never told her love ; But let concealment, like a worm i’ the bud, ^ Feed on her damask cheek ; — she pined in thought ; And, with a green and yellow melancholy. She sat like patience on a monument. Smiling at grief. Our social glee and cheerfulness were now completely clouded ; we sat down to our meals, and rose from them in silence. Of the few observations that passed, every one seemed the progeny of embarrassment and discontent, and our general remarks were strained and cold. One day at dinner-time, after a long and sullen pause, my father said, ‘ ‘ I hope you do not intend to leave us very soon, Duncan ? ” “I am thinking of going away to-morrow, sir,” said Duncan. The knife fell from my mother’s hand ; she looked him steadily in the face for the space of a minute. “ Duncan,” said she, her voice faltering, and the tears dropping from her eyes, — ‘ ‘ Duncan, I never durst ask you before, but I hope you will not leave us alto- gether?” Duncan thrust the plate from before him into the middle of the table — took up a book that lay on the window, and looked over the pages. Mary left the room. No answer was returned, nor any further inquiry made ; and our little party broke up in silence. When we met again in the evening, we were still all sullen. My mother tried to speak of indifferent things, but it was apparent that her thoughts had no share in the words that dropped from her tongue. My father at last said, ‘‘You will soon forget us, Duncan ; but there are some among us who will not soon forget you.” Mary again left the room, and silence ensued, until the family were called together for evening worship. There was one sen- tence in my father’s prayer that night which I think I yet remember, word for word. It may appear of little im- portance to those who are nowise in- terested, but it affected us deeply, and left not a dry cheek in the family. It runs thus — “ We are an unworthy little flock Thou seest here kneeling before Thee, our God ; but, few as we are, it is probable we shall never all kneel again together before Thee in this world. We have long lived together in peace and happiness, and hoped to have lived so much longer ; but since it is Thy will that we part, enable us to submit to that will with firmness ; and though Thou scatter us to the four winds of heaven, may Thy almighty arm still be about us for good, and grant that we may all meet hereafter in another and a better world.” The next morning, after a restless night, Duncan rose early, put on his best suit, and packed up some little articles to carry with him. I lay panting and trembling, but pretended to be fast asleep. When he was ready to depart, he took his bundle below his arm, came up to the side of the bed, and listened if I was sleeping. He then stood long hesitating, looking wistfully to the door, and then to me, alternately ; and I saw him three or four times wipe his eyes. At length he shook me gently by the 20 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. shoulder, and asked if I was awake. I feigned to start, and answered as if half asleep. “I must bid you farewell,” said he, groping to get hold of my hand. “Will you not breakfast with us, Duncan ? ” said I. “No,” said he, ‘‘I am thinking that it is best to steal away, for it would break my heart to take leave of your parents, and — ” “ Who, Duncan ? ” said I. ‘ ‘ And you, ” said he. “ Indeed, but it is not best, Duncan,” said 1 ; ‘ ‘ we will all breakfast together for the last time, and then take a formal and kind leave of each other.” We did breakfast together, and as the conversation turned on former days, it became highly interesting to us all. When my father had returned thanks to Heaven for our meal, we knew what was coming, and began to look at each other. Duncan rose, and after we had all loaded him with our blessings and warmest wishes, he embraced my parents and me. He turned about. His eyes said plainly, “There is somebody still wanting,” but his heart was so full, he could not speak. “What is become of Mary?” said my father. Mary was gone. We searched the house, the garden, and the houses of all the cottagers, but she was nowhere to be found. Poor love- lorn, forsaken Mary ! She had hid herself in the ancient yew that grows in front of the old ruin, that she might see her lover depart, without herself being seen, and might indulge in all the luxury of woe. Poor Mary ! how often have I heard her sigh, and seen her eyes red with weeping, while the smile that played on her languid features, when aught was mentioned in Duncan’s commendation, would have melted a heart of adamant. I must pass over Duncan’s journey to the north Highlands ; but on the evening of the sixth day after leaving my father’s house, he reached the man- sion-house of Glenellich, which stands in a little beautiful woody strath, command- ing a view of part of the Hebrides ; every avenue, tree, and rock was yet familiar to Duncan’s recollection ; and the feel- ings of his sensible heart, on approach- ing the abode of his father, whom he had long scarcely thought of, can only be conceived by a heart like his own. He had, without discovering himself, learned from a peasant that his father was still alive, but that he had never overcome the loss of his son, for whom he lamented every day ; that his wife and daughter lorded it over him, hold- ing his pleasure at naught, and rendered his age extremely unhappy ; that they had expelled all his old farmers and vassals, and introduced the lady’s vulgar, presumptuous relations, who neither paid him rents, honour, nor obedience. Old Glenellicti was taking his even- ing walk on the road by which Duncan descended the strath to his dwelling. He was pondering on his own misfor- tunes, and did not even deign to lift his eyes as the young stranger ap- proached, but seemed counting the number of marks which the horses’ hoofs had made on the way. “ Good e’en to you, sir,” said Dun- can. The old man started and stared him in the face, but with a look so unsteady and harassed, that he seemed incapable of distinguishing any linea- ment or feature of it. “ Good e’en, good e’en,” said he, wiping his brow with his arm, and passing by. What there was in the voice that struck him so forcibly it is hard to say. Nature is powerful. Duncan could not think of aught to detain him ; and being desirous of seeing how matters went on about the house, thought it best to remain some days incog. He went into the fore-kitchen, conversed freely with the servants, and soon saw DUNCAN CAMPBELL, 21 his step-mother and sister appear. The former had all the insolence and ignorant pride of vulgarity raised to wealth and eminence ; the other seemed naturally of an amiable disposition, but was entirely ruled by her mother, who taught her to disdain her father, all his rela- tions, and whomsoever he loved. On, that same evening he came into the kitchen, where she then was chatting with Duncan, to whom she seemed attached at first sight. “ Lexy, my dear,” said he, “did you see my spectacles?” “Yes,” said she; ‘‘I think I saw them on your nose to-day at breakfast.” “ Well, but I have lost them since,” said he. “You may take up the .next you find then, sir,” said she. The servants laughed. “ I might well have known what information I would get of you,” said he, regretfully. “ How can you speak in such a style to your father, my dear lady?” said Duncan. “ If I were he I would place you where you should learn better manners. It ill becomes so pretty a voung lady to address an old father thus.” “ He !” said she, “ who minds him? He’s a dotard, an old whining, com- plaining, superannuated being, worse than a child.” “ But consider his years,” said Dun- can ; ‘ ‘ and, besides, he may have met with crosses and losses sufficient to sour the temper of a younger man. You should at all events pity and reverence, but never despise, your father.” ' The old lady now joined them. “Yon have yet heard nothing, young man,” said the old laird ; “if you saw how my heart is sometimes wrung. Yes, I have had losses indeed.” “You losses!” said his spouse ; ‘‘no; you have never had any losses that did not in the end turn out a vast profit.” “ Do you then account the loss of a loving wife and a son nothing ?” said he. “ But have you not got a loving wife and a daughter in their room?” re- turned she. “ The one will not waste your fortune as a prodigal son would have done, and the other will take care of both you and that, when you can no longer do either. The loss of your son, indeed ! It was the greatest blessing you could have received ! ” “ Unfeeling woman,” said he ; “but Heaven may yet restore that son to pro- tect the grey hairs of his old father, and lay his head in an honoured grave.” The old man’s spirits were quite gone ; he cried like a child ; his lady mimicked him, and at this his daugh- ter and servants raised a laugh. “ Inhuman wretches!” said Duncan, starting up and pushing them aside, “thus to mock the feelings of an old man, even although he were not the lord and master of you all. But, take notice, the individual among you all that -dares to offer such another insult to him. I’ll roast on that fire.” The old man clung to Duncan, and looked him ruefully in the face. “ You impudent, beggarly vagabond !” said the lady, “do you know to whom you speak ? Servants, turn that wretch out of the house, and hunt him with all the dogs in the kennel.” “ Softly, softly, good lady,” said Duncan, “take care that I do not turn you out of the house.” “'Alas, good youth!” said the old laird ; ‘ ‘ you little know what you are about ; for mercy’s sake, forbear. Y ou are brewing vengeance both for yourself and me.” “Fear not,” said Duncan, “I will protect you with my life.” “ Pray, may I ask you what is your name ?” said the old man, still looking earnestly at him. “That you may,” replied Duncan; “no man has so good a right to^ ask 22 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. iinything of me as you have — I am Duncan Campbell, your own son. ” “ M - m - m-my son ! ” exclaimed the old man, and sunk back on a seat with a convulsive moan. Duncan held him in his arms ; he soon recovered, and asked many inco- herent questions ; looked at the two moles on his right leg, kissed him, and then wept on his bosom for joy. “ O God of heaven!” said he, ‘‘it is long since I could thank Thee heartily for anything ; now, I do thank Thee, indeed, for I have found my son I my dear and only son 1” Contrary to what might have been expected, Duncan’s pretty, only sister. Alexia, rejoiced most of all in his dis- covery. She was almost wild with joy at finding such a brother. The old lady, her mother, was said to have wept bitterly in private, but knowing that Duncan would be her master, she behaved to him with civility and respect. Everything was committed to his man- agement, and he soon discovered that, besides a good clear estate, his father had personal funds to a great amount. The halls and cottages of Glenellich were filled with feasting, joy, and gladness. It was not so at my father’s house. Mis- fortunes seldom come singly. Scarcely had our feelings overcome the shock which they received by the loss of our beloved Duncan, when a more terrible misfortune overtook us. My father, by the monstrous ingratitude of a friend whom he trusted, lost at once the greater part of his hard-earned for- tune. The blow came unexpectedly, and distracted his personal affairs to such a degree that an arrange- ment seemed almost totally imprac- ticable. He struggled on with securities for several months ; but perceiving that he was drawing his real friends into danger by their signing of bonds which he might never be able to redeem, he lost heart entirely, and yielded to the torrent. Mary’s mind seemed to gain fresh energy every day. The activity and diligence which she evinced in managing the affairs of the farm, and even in giving advice with regard to other matters, is quite incredible. Often have I thought what a treasure that inestimable girl would have been to an industrious man whom she loved. All our efforts availed nothing ; my father received letters of horning on bills to a large amount, and we expected every day that he would be taken from us and dragged to a prison. We were all sitting in our little room one day, consulting vyhat was best to be done. We could decide upon nothing, for our case was desperate ; we were fallen into a kind of stupor, but the window being up, a sight appeared that quickly thrilled every heart with the keenest sensations of anguish. Two men came riding sharply up by the back of the old school-house. “Yonder are the officers of justice now,” said my mother; “what shall we do ?” We hurried to the window, and all of us soon discerned that they were no other than some attorney, accompanied by a sheriff’s officer. My mother en- treated of my father to escape and hide himself until this first storm was over- blown, but he would in no wise consent, assuring us that he had done nothing of which he was ashamed, and that he was determined to meet every one face to face, and let them do their worst ; so, finding all our entreaties vain, we could do nothing but sit down and weep. At length we heard the noise of their horses at the door. “You had better take the men’s horses, James,” said my father, “as there is no other man at hand. ” “We will stay till they rap, if you please,” said I. The cautious officer did not, however, rap, but, afraid lest his debtor should make his escape, he jumped lightly THE LILY OF LIDDISDALE, 23 from his horse, and hasted into the house. When we heard him open the * outer door, and his footsteps approach- ing along the entry, our hearts fainted within us. He opened the door and stepped into the room — it was Duncan ! our own dearly beloved Duncan. The women uttered an involuntary scream of surprise, but my father ran and got - hold of one hand, and I of the other ; my mother, too, soon had him in her arms ; but our embrace was short, for his eyes fixed on Mary, who stood trembling with joy and wonder in a corner of the room, changing her colour every moment. He snatched her up in his arms and kissed her lips, and ere ever she was aware, her arms had encircled his neck. “O my dear Mary,” said he, “my heart has been ill at ease since I left you, but I durst not then tell you a word of my mind, for I little knew how I was to find affairs in the place where I was going ; but ah ! you little illu- sive rogue, you owe me another for the one you cheated me out of then so saying, he pressed his lips again to her cheek, and then led her to a seat. Duncan then recounted all his adven- tures to us, with every circumstance of his good fortune. Our hearts were up- lifted almost past bearing ; all our cares and sorrows were now forgotten, and we were once more the happiest little group that ever perhaps sat together. Before the cloth was laid for dinner, Mary ran out to put on her white gown, and comb her yellow hair, but was sur- prised at meeting with a smart young gentleman in the kitchen with a scarlet neck on his coat and a gold-laced hat. Mary, having never seen so fine a gentleman, made him a low courtesy, and offered to conduct him to the room ; but he smiled, and told her he was the squire’s servant. We had all of us for- got to ask for the gentleman that came with Duncan. Duncan and Mary walked for two hours in the garden that evening. We did not know what passed between them, but the next day he asked her in marriage of my parents, and never shall I forget the supreme happiness and gratitude that beamed in every face on that happy occasion. I need not tell my readers that my father’s affairs were soon retrieved, or that I accom- panied my dear Mary a bride to the Highlands, and had the satisfaction of saluting her as Mrs Campbell and Lady ' of Glenellich, THE LILY OF LIDDISDALE, By Professor Wilson. The country all around rang with 1 the beauty of Amy Gordon; and, al- though it was not known who first bestowed upon her the appellation, yet now she bore no other than the Lily of Liddisdale. . She was the only child of a shepherd, and herself a shepherdess. Never had she been out of the valley in which she was born but many had I come from the neighbouring districts just to look upon her as she rested with her flock on the hill-side, as she issued smiling from her father’s door, or sat in her serener loveliness in the kirk on Sabbath-day. Sometimes there are living beings in nature as beautiful as in romance ; reality surpasses imagina- tion ; and we see breathing, brighten- 24 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, ing, and moving before our eyes, sights dearer to our hearts than any we ever beheld in the -land of sleep. It was thus that all felt who looked on the Lily of Liddisdale. She had grown up under the dews, and breath, and light of heaven, among the solitary hills ; and now that she had attained to perfect womanhood, nature rejoiced in the beauty that gladdened the stillness of these undisturbed glens. Why should this one maiden have been created love- lier than all others ? In what did her surpassing loveliness consist ? None could tell ; for had the most imagina- tive poet described this maiden, some- thing that floated around her, an air of felt but unspeakable grace and lustre, would have been wanting in his picture. Her face was pale, yet tinged with such a faint and leaf-like crimson, that though she well deserved the name of the Lily, yet was she at times also like unto the Rose. When asleep, or in silent thought, she was like the fairest of all the lilied brood ; but, when gliding along the braes, or singing her songs by the river-side, she might well re- mind one of that other brighter and more dazzling flower. Amy Gordon knew that she was beautiful. She knew it from the eyes that in delight met hers, from the tones of so many gentle voices, from words of affection from the old, and love from the young, from the sudden smile that met her when, in the morning, she tied up at the little mirror her long raven hair, and from the face and figure that looked up to her when she stooped to dip her pitcher in the clear mountain- well. True that she was of lowly birth, and that her manners were formed in a shepherd’s hut, and among shepherd- esses on the hill. But one week passed in the halls of the highly-born would have sufficed to hide the little graceful symptoms of her humble lineage, and to equal, her in elegance with those whom in beauty she had far excelled. The sun and the rain had indeed touched her hands, but nature had shaped them delicate and small. Light were her footsteps upon the verdant turf, and through the birch wood glades and down the rocky dells she glided or bounded along, with a beauty that seemed at once native and alien there, like some creature of another clime that still had kindred with this — an Oriental antelope among the roes of a Scottish forest. Amy Gordon had reached her nine- teenth summer, and as yet she knew of love only as she had read of it in old Border songs and ballads. These ancient ditties were her delight ; and her silent soul was filled with wild and beautiful traditions. In them love seemed, for the most part, something sad, and, whether prosperous or un- happy, alike terminating in tears. In them the young maiden was spoken of as dying in her prime, of fever, con- sumption, or a pining heart ; and her lover, a gallant warrior, or a peaceful shepherd, killed in battle, or perishing in some midnight storm. In them, too, were sometimes heard blessed voices whispering affection beneath the greenwood tree, or among the shattered cliffs overgrown with light- waving trees in some long, deep, solitary glen. To Amy Gordon, as she chanted to herself, in the blooming or verdant desert, all these various traditionary lays, love seemed a kind of beautiful superstition belonging to the memory of the dead. With such tales she felt a sad and pleasant sympathy ; but it was as with something far remote — although at times the music of her own voice, as it gave an affecting expression to feelings em- bodied in such artless words, touched a chord within her heart, that dimly told her that heart might one day have its own peculiar and overwhelming love. The summer that was now shining had been calm and sunny beyond the memory of the oldest shepherd. Never had nature seemed so delightful to Amy’s THE LILY OF LIDDISDALE, 25 eyes and to Amy’s heart ; and never had she seemed so delightful to the eyes and the hearts of all who beheld her with her flock. Often would she wreathe the sprigs of heather round her raven ringlets, till her dark hair was bright- ened with a galaxy of richest blossoms. Or dishevelling her tresses, and letting fall from them that shower of glowing and balmy pearls, she would bind them up again in simpler braiding, and fix on the silken folds two or three water- lilies, large, massy, and whiter than the snow. Necklaces did she wear in her playful glee, of the purple fruit that feeds the small birds in the moors, and beautiful was the gentle stain then visible over the blue veins of her milk- white breast. So were flo.ating by the days of her nineteenth summer among the hills. The evenings she spent by the side of her greyheaded father — and the old man was blessed. Her nights passed in a world of gentle dreams. But, though Amy Gordon knew not yet what it was to love, she was herself the object of as deep, true, tender, and passionate love, as ever swelled and kindled within a human breast. Her own cousin, Walter Harden, now lived and would have died for her, but had not hitherto ventured to tell his passion. He was a few years older than her, and had long loved her with the gentle purity of a brother’s affection. Amy had no brother of her own, and always called Walter Harden by that endearing name. That very name of brother had probably so familiarised her heart to- wards him, that never had she thought of him, even for a single moment, in any other light. But, although he too called Amy sister, his heart burned with other feelings, and he must win her to be his bride, and possess her as his wife, or die. When she was a mere child he had led her by the hand — when a fair girl he had in his arms lifted her across the swollen burns, and over the snow-drifts — now that she was a woman he had looked on her in silence, but with a soul overcharged with a thousand thoughts, hopes, and desires, which he feared to speak of to her ear; for he knew, and saw, and felt, in sorrow, that she loved him but as a brother. He knew, however, that she loved none else ; and in that — and that alone — was his hope, — so he at last determined to woo the Lily of Liddisdale, and win her, in her beauty and fragrance, to bloom within his house. The Lily was sitting alone in a deep hollow among the hills, with her sheep and lambs pasturing or playing around her, while over that little secluded- circle a single hawk was hanging far up in the sky. She was glad, but not surprised, to see her brother standing beside her ; and when he sat down by her side, and took her hand into his, she looked upon him with a gentle smile, and asked if he was going upon business further on among the hills. Walter Harden instantly poured forth, in a torrent, the passion of his soul, beseeched her not to shut up her sweet bosom against him, but to promise to become, before summer was over, his wedded wife. He spoke with fervour but trepi- dation ; kissed her cheek ; and then awaited, with a fast-throbbing and palpitating heart, his Amy’s reply. There was no guile, no art, no hypocrisy in the pure and happy heart of the Lily of Liddisdale. She took not away her hand from that of him who pressed it ; she rose not up from the turf, although her gentle side just touched his heart ; she turned not away her face so beautiful, nor changed the silvery sweetness of her speech. Walter Harden was such a man as in a war of freemen, defending their mountains against a tyrant, would have advanced his plume in every scene of danger, and have been chosen a leader among his pastoral compeers. Amy turned her large beaming hazel eyes upon his face, 1 and saw that it was overshadowed. 26 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. There was something in its expression too sad and solemn, mingling with the flush of hope and passion, to suffer her, with playful or careless words, to turn away from herself the meaning of what she had heard. Her lover saw in her kind but unagitated silence, that to him she was but a sister ; and, rising to go, he said, ‘ ‘ Blessed be thou all the days of thy life ; farewell, my sweet Amy, farewell ! ” But they did not thus part. They walked together on the lonely hill-side, down the banks of the little wimpling burn, and then out of one small glen into another, and their talk was affec- tionate and kind. Amy heard him speak of feelings to her unknown, and almost wondered that she could be so dear to him, so necessary to his life, as he passionately vowed. Nor could such vows be unpleasant to her ear, uttered by that manly voice, and en- forced by the silent speech of those bold but geu^le eyes. She concealed nothing from him, but frankly con- fessed, that hitherto she had looked upon him even as her own father’s son. ‘‘ Let us be happy, Walter, as we have been so long. I cannot marry you — oh — no — no ; but since you say it would kill you if I married another, then I swear to you by all that is sacred — yes, by the Bible on which we have often read together, and by yonder sun setting over the Windhead, that you never will see that day.” Walter Harden was satisfied ; he spoke of love and marriage no more ; and in the sweet, fresh, airless, and dewy quiet of evening, they walked together down into the inhabited vale, and parted, almost like brother and sister, as they had been used to do for so many happy years. Soon after this, Amy was sent by her father to the Priory, the ancient seat of the Elliots, with some wicker-baskets which they had made for the young ladies there. A small plantation ot willows was in the corner of the meadow in which their cottage stood, and from them the old shepherd and his daughter formed many little articles of such ele- gance and ingenuity, that they did not seem out of place even in the splendid rooms of the Priory. Amy had slung some of these pieces of rural workman- ship round her waist, while some were hanging on her arms, and thus she was gliding along a footpath through the old elm- woods that shelter the Priory, when she met young George Elliot, the heir of that ancient family, going out with his angle to the river-side. The youth, who had but a short time before re- turned from England, where he had been for several years, knew at the first glance that the fair creature before him could be no other than the Lily of Lid- disdale. With the utmost gentleness and benignity he called her by that name, and after a few words of courtesy, he smilingly asked her for one small flower-basket to keep for her sake. He unloosened one from her graceful waist, and with that liberty which superior rank justified, but, at the same time, with that tenderness which an amiable mind prompted, he kissed her fair fore- head, and they parted — she to the Priory, and he down to the linn at the Cushat-wood. Never had the boy beheld a creature so perfectly beautiful. The silence and the songs of morning were upon the dewy woods, when that vision rose be- fore him ; his soul was full of the joy of youth ; and when Amy disappeared, he wondered how he could have parted so soon— in a few moments — from that bright and beaming Dryad. Smiles had been in her eyes and round her pearly teeth while they spoke together, and he remembered the soft and fragrant lock of hair that touched his lips as he gently kissed her forehead. The beauty of that living creature sank into his soul along with all the sweet influences of nature now rejoicing in the full, ripe, rich spirit- of summer, and in fancy he THE LILY OF LIDDISDALE. 27 saw that Lily springing up in every glade through which he was now roam- ing, and when he had reached the linn, on the bank too of every romantic nook and bay where the clear waters eddied or slept. ‘ ‘ She must recross the bridge on her way home,” said the enamoured boy to himself ; and, fearing that Amy Gordon might already be returning from the Priory, he clambered up the face of the shrubby precipice, and, bounding over the large green mossy stones, and through the entangling briers and brushwood, he soon was at the bridge, and sat down on a high bank, under a cliff, commanding a view of the path by which the fair maiden must approach on her homeward journey. Th^ heart of the innocent Amy had fluttered, too, as the tall, slim, graceful stripling had kissed her brow. No rudeness, no insult, no pride, no haughty freedom had been in his de- meanour towards her ; but she felt gladly conscious in her mind, that he haa been delighted with her looks, and would, perhaps, think now and then afterwards, as he walked through the woods, of the shepherd’s daughter, with whom he had not disdained to speak. Amy thought, while she half looked back, as he disappeared among the trees, that he was just such a youth as the old minstrels sang of in their war or love ballads, and that he was well worthy some rich and noble bride, whom he might bring to his hall on a snow-white palfrey with silken reins, and silver bells on its mane. And she I began to recite to herself, as she walked along, one of those old Border tales. Amy left her baskets at the Priory, and was near the bridge, on her return, when she beheld the young heir spring , down from the bank before her, and I come forward with a sparkling coun- | tenance. “I must have that sweet | tress that hangs over thy sweeter fore- head,” said he, with a low and eager voice ; “and I will keep it for the sake of the fairest Flower that ever bloomed in my father’s woods — even the Lily of Liddisdale.” The lock was given — for how could it be refused? And the shepherdess saw the young and high- born heir of the Priory put it into his breast. She proceeded across the hill, down the long Falcon-glen, and through the Witch-wood — and still he was by her side. There was a charm in his speech, and in every word he said, and in his gentle demeanour, that touched poor Amy’s very heart ; and as he gave her assistance, although all unneeded, over the uneven hollows, and the springs and marshes, she had neither the cour- age, nor the wish, nor the power, to request him to turn back to the Priory. They entered a small quiet green circlet, bare of trees, in the bosom of a coppice- wood ; and the youth, taking her hand, made her sit down on the mossy trunk of a fallen yew, and said — “ Amy — my fair Amy ! — before we part, will you sing me one of your old Border songs ? and let it be one of love. Did not the sons of nobles, long ago, often love the daughters of them that dwelt in huts?” Amy Gordon sat there an hour with the loving, but honourable boy, and sang many a plaintive tune, and recited many a romantic story. She believed every word she uttered, whether of human lovers, or of the affection of fairies, the silent creatures of the woods and knowes, towards our race. For herself, she felt a constant wild delight in fictions, which to her were all as truths ; and she was glad and proud to see how they held in silent attention him at whose request she recited or sang. But now she sprang to her feet, and, beseeching him to forgive the freedom she had used in thus venturing to speak so long in such a presence, but at the same time remembering that a lock of her hair was near his heart, and perceiving that the little basket 28 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. she had let him take was half filled with wild-flowers, the Lily of Liddis- dale made a graceful obeisance, and disappeared. Nor did the youth follow her — they had sat together for one de- lightful hour — and he returned by him- self to the Priory. From this day the trouble of a new delight was in the heart of young Elliot. The spirit of innocence was blended with that of beauty all over Amy, the shepherdess ; and it was their perfect union that the noble boy so dearly loved. Yet what could she be to him more than a gleam of rainbow light — a phantom of the woods — an imagination that passed away into the silence of the far-off green pastoral hills ? She belonged almost to another world — another life. His dwelling, and that of his fore- fathers, was a princely hall. She, and all her nameless line, were dwellers in turf-built huts. In other times,” thought he, “ I might have transplanted that Lily into mine own garden ; but these are foolish fancies ! Am I in love with poor Amy Gordon, the daughter of a shepherd?” As these thoughts were passing through his mind, he was bounding along a ridge of hills, from which many a sweet vale was visible ; and he formed a sudden determination to visit the cottage of Amy’s father, which he had seen some years ago pointed out when he was with a gay party of lords and ladies, on a visit to the ruins of Hermitage Castle. He bounded like a deer along ; and as he descended into a little vale, lo ! on a green mound, the Lily of Liddisdale herding her sheep ! Amy was half terrified to see him standing in his graceful beauty before her in that solitary place. In a moment her soul was disquieted within her, and she felt that it indeed was love. She wished that she might sink into that verdant mound, from which she vainly strove to rise, as the impassioned youth lay down on the turf at her side, and. telling her to fear nothing, called her by a thousand tender and endearing names. Never till he had seen Amy had he felt one tremor of love ; but now his heart was kindled, and in that utter solitude, where all was so quiet and so peaceful, there seemed to him a preter- natural charm over all her character. He burst out into passionate vows and prayers, and called God to witness, that if she would love him, he would forget all distinction of rank, and marry his beautiful Amy, and she should live yet in his own hall. The words were uttered, and there was silence. Their echo sounded for a moment strange to his own ears ; but he fixed his soul upon her countenance, and repeated them over and over again with wilder empha- sis, and more impassioned utterance. Amy was confounded with fear and perplexity ; but when she saw him . kneeling before her, the meek, inno- cent, humble girl could not endure the sight, and said, “ Sir, behold in me one willing to be your servant. Yes, will- ing is poor Amy Gordon to kiss your feet. I am a poor man’s daughter. Oh, sir! you surely came not hither for evil? No — no, evil dwells not in such a shape. Away then — away then, my noble master; for if Walter Har- den were to see you ! — if my old father knew this, his heart would break ! ” Once more they parted. Amy re- turned home in the evening at the usual hour ; but there was no peace now foi her soul. Such intense and passionatr love had been vowed to her — such winning and delightful expressions whis- pered into her heart by one so far above her in all things, but who felt no degra- dation in equalling her to him in the v/armth and depth of his affection, that she sometimes strove to think it all but one of her wild dreams awakened by some verse or incident in some old ballad. But she had felt his kisses on her cheek ; his thrilling voice was in her soul ; and she was oppressed with ! THE LILY OF LIDDISDALE, 29 a passion, pure, it is true, and most innocently humble, but a passion that seemed to be like life itself, never to be overcome, and that could cease only when the heart he had deluded — for what else than delusion could it be ? — ceased to beat. Thus agitated, she had directed her way homewards with hur- ried and heedless steps. She minded not the miry pits — the quivering marshes — and the wet rushy moors. Instead of crossing the little sinuous moorland streams at their narrow places, where her light feet used to bound across them, she waded through them in her feverish anxiety, and sometimes, after hurrying along the braes, she sat sud- denly down, breathless, weak, and ex- hausted, and retraced in weeping bewil- derment all the scene of fear, joy, endearments, caresses, and wild per- suasions, from which she had torn her- self away, and escaped. On reaching home, she went to her bed trembling, 1 and shivering, and drowned in tears ; and could scarcely dare, much as she needed comfort, even to say her prayers. Amy was in a high fever; during the night she became delirious ; and her old father sat by her bedside till morn- ing, fearing that he was going to lose his child. There was grief over the great strath and all its glens when the rumour spread over them that Amy Gordon was dying. Her wonderful beauty had but given a tenderer and brighter char- acter to the love which her unsullied innocence and simple goodness had universally inspired ; and it was felt, even among the sobbings of a natural affection, that if the Lily of Liddisdale should die, something would be taken away of which they were all proud, and from whose lustre there was a dif- fusion over their own lives. Many a gentle hand touched the closed door of her cottage, and many a low voice inquired how God was dealing with her ; but where now was Walter Har- den when his Lily was like to fade? He was at her bed’s foot, as her father was at its head. Was she not his sister, although she would not be his bride? And when he beheld her glazed eyes wandering unconsciously in delirium, and felt her blood throbbing so rapidly in her beautiful transparent veins, he prayed to God that Amy might recover, even although her heart were never to be his, even although it were to fly to the bosom of him whose name she con- stantly kept repeating in her wandering fantasies. For Amy, although she some- times kindly whispered the name of Wal- ter Harden, and asked why her brother came not to see her on her deathbed, yet far oftener spake beseechingly and pas- sionately as if to that other youth, and implored him to break not the heart of a poor simple shepherdess who was willing to kiss his feet. Neither the father of poor Amy nor Walter Harden had known before that she had ever seen young George Elliot — but they soon understood, from the innocent distraction of her speech, that the noble boy had left pure the Lily he loved, and Walter said that it belonged not to that line ever to en- jure the helpless. Many a pang it 1 gave him, no doubt, to think that his Amy’s heart, which all his life-long tenderness could not win, had yielded itself up in tumultuous joy to one — two — three meetings of an hour, or perhaps only a few minutes, with one removed so high and so far from her humble life and all its concerns. These were cold, sickening pangs of humiliation and jealousy, that might, in a less generous nature, have crushed all love. But it was not so with him ; and cheerfully would Walter Harden have taken the burning fever into his own veins, so that it could have been removed from hers — cheerfully would he have laid dc^n his own manly head on that pil- low, so that Amy could have lifted up her long raven tresses, now often miser- 30 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. ably dishevelled in her ravihgj and, braiding them once more, walk out well and happy into the sunshine of the beautiful day, rendered more beautiful still by her presence. Hard would it have been to have resigned her bosom to any human touch ; but hideous seem- ed it beyond all thought to resign it to the touch of death. Let heaven but avert that doom, and his affectionate soul felt that it could be satisfied. Out of a long deep trance-like sleep Amy at last awoke, and her eyes fell upon the face of Walter Harden. She regarded long and earnestly its pitying and solemn expression, then pressed her hand to her forehead and wept. “Is my father dead and buried — and did he die of grief and shame for his Amy ? Oh ! that needed not have been, for I am innocent. Neither, Walter, have I broken, nor will I ever break, my promise unto thee. I remember it well — by the Bible — and yon setting sun. But I am weak and faint. Oh ! tell me, Walter ! all that has happened ! Have I been ill — for hours — or for days — or weeks — or months? For that I know not, — so wild and so strange, so sad and so sorrowful, so miserable and so wretched, have been my many thousand dreams There was no concealment and no disguise. Amy was kindly and tender- ly told by her father and her brother all that she had uttered, as far as they understood it, during her illness. Nor had the innocent creature anything more to tell. Her soul was after the fever calm, quiet, and happy. The form, voice, and shape of that beautiful youth were to her little more now than 1 the words and the sights of a dream. ! Sickness and decay had brought her | spirit back to all the humble and tran- I quil thoughts and feelings of her lowly I life. In the woods, and among the hills, that bright and noble being had for a time touched her senses, her heart, her soul, and her imagination. All was new, stfange, stirring, overwhelming,- irresistible, and paradise to her spirit. But it was gone; and might it stay away for ever: so she prayed, as her kind brother lifted up her head with his gentle hand, and laid it down as gently on the pillow he had smoothed. “ Walter ! I will be your wife ! for thee my affection is calm and deep, — but that other — oh ! that was only a passing dream !” Walter leaned over her, and kissed her pale lips. “ Yes ! Walter,” she continued, “I once pro- mised to marry none other, but now I promise to marry thee ; if indeed God will forgive me for such words, lying as I am, perhaps, on my deathbed. I utter them to make you happy. If I live, life will be dear to me only for thy sake ; if I die, walk thou along with my father at the coffin’s head, and lay thine Amy in the mould. I am the Lily of Liddisdale, — you know that was once the vain creature’s name ! — and white, pale, and withered enough indeed is, I trow, the poor Lily now !” Walter Harden heard her affection- ate words with a deep delight, but he determined in his soul not to bind Amy down to these promises, sacred and fer- vent as they were, if, on her complete recovery, he discovered that they origin- ated in gratitude, and not in love. From pure and disinterested devotion of spirit did he watch the progress of her recovery, nor did he ever allude to young Elliot but in terms of respect and admiration. Amy had expressed her surprise that he had never come to in- quire how she was during her illness, and added with a sigh, “ Love at first sight cannot be thought to last long. Y et surely he would have wept to hear that I was dead.” Walter then told her that he had been hurried away to France the very day after she had seen him, to attend the deathbed of his father, and had not yet returned to Scotland ; but that the ladies of the Priory had sent a messenger to know THE LILY OF LIDDISDALE. 31 how she was every day, and that to their kindness were owing many of the conveniences she had enjoyed. Poor Amy was glad to hear that she had no reason to think the noble boy would have neglected her in her illness ; and she could not but look with pride upon her lover, who was not afraid to vindi- cate the character of one who, she had confessed, had been but too dear to her only a few weeks ago. This generosity and manly confidence on the part of her cousin quite won and subdued her heart, and Walter Harden never ap- proached her now without awakening in her bosom something of that delight- ful agitation and troubled joy which her simple heart had first suffered in the presence of her young, noble lover. Amy was in love with Walter almost as much as he was with her, and the names of brother and sister, pleasant as they had ever been, were now laid aside. Amy Gordon rose from her sickbed, and even as the flower whose name she bore, did she again lift up her drooping head beneath the dews and the sun- shine. Again did she go to the hill- side, and sit and sing beside her flock. But Walter Harden was oftener with her than before, and ere the harvest moon should hang her mild, clear, un- haloed orb over the late reapers on the upland grain-fields, had Amy promised that she would become his wife. She saw him now in his own natural light — the best, the most intelligent, the most industrious, and the handsomest shep- herd over all the hills ; and when it was known that there was to be a marriage between Walter Harden and Amy Gordon, none felt surprised, although some, sighing, said it was seldom, indeed, that fortune so allowed those to wed whom nature had united. The Lily of Liddisdale was now bright and beautiful as ever, and was returning homewards by herself from the far-off hills during one rich golden sunset, when, in a dark hollow, she heard the sound of horses’ feet, and in an instant young George Elliot was at her side. Amy’s dream was over — and she looked on the beautiful youth with an unquaking heart. ‘‘ I have been far away, Amy, — across the seas. My father — you may have heard of it — was ill, and I attended his bed. I loved him, Amy — I loved my father — but he is dead !” and here the noble youth’s tears fell fast. “Nothing now but the world’s laugh prevents me making you my wife — yes, my wife, sweetest Lily ; and what care I for the world? for thou art both earth and heaven to me.” The impetuous, ardent, and im- passioned boy scarcely looked in Amy’s face ; he remembered her confusion, her fears, her sighs, her tears, his half-per- mitted kisses, his faintly repelled em- braces, and all his suffered endearments of brow, lip, and cheek, in that solitary dell ; so with a powerful arm he lifted her upon another steed, which, till now, she had scarcely observed ; other horse- men seemed to the frightened, and speechless, and motionless maiden to be near ; and away they went over the smooth turf like the wind, till her eyes were blind with the rapid flight, and her head dizzy. She heard kind words whispering in her ear ; but Amy, since that fever, had never been so strong as before, and her high-blooded palfrey was now carrying her fleetly away over hill and hollow in a swoon. At last she seemed to be falling down from a height, but softly, as if borne on the wings of the air ; and as her feet touched the ground, she knew that young Elliot had taken her from that fleet courser, and, looking up, she saw that she was in a wood of old shadowy trees of gigantic size, perfectly still, and far away from all known dwellings both on hill and plain. But a cottage was before her, and she and young Elliot were on the green in its 32 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. front. It was thickly covered with honeysuckle and moss-roses that hung their beautiful full-blown shining lamps high as the thatched roof ; and Amy’s soul sickened at the still, secluded, lovely, and lonely sight. “This shall be our bridal abode,” whispered her lover into her ear, with panting breath. “Fear me not — distrust me not ; I am not base, but my love to thee is tender and true. Soon shall we be married — ay, this very evening must thou be mine ; and may the hand that now clasps thy sweet waist wither, and the tongue that WOOS thee be palsied, if ever I cease to love thee as my Amy — my Lily — my wedded wife !” The wearied and half-fainting maiden could as yet make no reply. The dream that she had believed was gone for ever now brightened upon her in the intense light of reality, and it was in her power to become the wife of him for whom she had, in the innocence and simplicity of her nature, once felt a consuming pas- sion that had brought her to the brink of the grave. His warm breath was on her bosom ; words charged with bewitching persuasion went thrilling through her heartstrings ; and if she had any pride (and what human heart has it not ?) it might well mingle now with love, and impel her into the em- brace that was now open to clasp her close to a burning heart. A stately and beautiful lady came smiling from the cottage door, and Amy knew that it was the sister of Elliot, and kneeled down before her. Last time the shepherdess had seen that lady, it was when, with a fearful step, she took her baskets into the hall, and blushing, scarcely lifted up her eyes, when she and her high-born sisters deigned to commend her work- manship, and whisper to each other that the Lily of Liddisdale deserved her name. “Amy,” said she, with a gentle voice, as she took her hand, ‘ ‘ Amy Gordon ! my brother loves you ; and he has won me to acknowledge you as my sister. I can deny my brother nothing ; and his grief has brought low the pride — perhaps the foolish pride — of my heart. Will you marry him, Amy? Will you, the daughter of a poor shepherd, marry the young heir of the Priory, and the descendant, Amy, of a noble race ? Amy, I see that thou art beautiful ; I know that thou art good ; may God and my mother forgive me this, but my sister must thou be ; behold my brother is at his shepherd- ess’s feet ! ” Amy Gordon had now nothing to fear. That sweet, young, pure, noble lady was her friend ; and she felt per- suaded now that in good truth young Elliot wished to make her his wife. Might she indeed live the Lady of the Priory — be a sister to these beautiful creatures — dwell among those ancient woods, and all those spacious lawns and richest gardens ; and might she be, not in a dream, but in living reality, the wife of him on whose bosom her heart had died with joy in that lonely dell, and love him and yield him her love even unto the very hour till she was dead ? Such changes of estate had been long ago, and sung of in many a ballad; and was she to be the one maiden of millions, the one born in hundreds of years, to whom this blessed lot was to befall? But these thoughts passed on and away like sun-rays upon a stream ; the cloud, not a dark one, of reality returned over her. She thought of Walter Harden, and in an instant her soul was fixed ; nor from that instant could it be shaken by terror or by love, by the countenance of death, or the countenance, far more powerful than of death — that of the youth before her, pale and flushed alternately with the fluctuations of many passions. Amy felt in her soul the collected voice, as it were, of many happy and humble years among her hills, and that told her not to forsake her own natural THE LILY OF LIDDISDALE. 33 life. The flower that lived happily and beautifully in its own secluded nook, by the side of the lonely tarn or torrent, might lose much both of its fragrance and its lustre, when transplanted into a richer soil and more sheltered bed. Could she forget for ever her father’s ingle — the earthen floor — its simple furniture of day and night ? Could she forget all the familiar places round about the hut where she was born ? And if she left them all, and was taken up even in the arms of love into another sphere of life, would not that be the same, or worse than to forget them, and would it not be sacrilege to the holiness of the many Sabbath nights on which she had sat at her widowed father’s knees ? Yet might such thoughts have been destroyed in her beating heart by the whispered music of young Elliot’s eloquent and impassioned voice. But Walter Harden, though ignorant of her present jeopardy, seemed to stand before her, and she remembered his face when he sat beside her dying bed, his prayers over het when he thought she slept, and their oaths of fidelity mutually sworn before the great God. “Will you, my noble and honoured master, suffer me, all unworthy as I am to be yours, to leave your bosom ? Sir, I am too miserable about you, to pre- tend to feel any offence, because you will not let me go. I might well be proud of your love, since, indeed, it happens so that you do love me ; but let me kneel down at your beautiful sister’s feet, for to her I may be able to speak — to you I feel that it may not be, for humble am I, although unfortun- ately I have found favour in your eyes.” The agitated youth released Amy from his arms, and she flung herself down upon her knees before that lovely lady. “ Lady ! hear me speak — a simple uneducated girl of the hills, and tell me if you would wish to hear me break an oath sworn upon the Bible, and so to lose my immortal soul ? So have I sworn to be the wife of Walter Harden — the wife of a poor shepherd ; and, lady, may I be on the left hand of God at the great judgment-day, if ever I be forsworn. I love Walter Harden. Do you counsel me to break his kind, faithful heart ? Oh, sir — my noble young master ! how dare a creature such as I speak so freely to your beautiful sister? how dare I keep my eyes open when you are at your ser- vant’s feet ? Oh, sir, had I been born a lady, I would have lived — died for you — gone with you all over the world — all over the sea, and all the islands of the sea. I would have sighed, wept, and pined away, till I had won your love, for your love would have been a blessed thing — that do I well know, from the few moments you stooped to let your heart beat against the bosom of a low-born shepherdess. Even now, * dearly as I love Walter Harden, fain would I lay me down and die upon this daisied green, and be buried beneath it, rather than that poor Amy Gordon should affect the soul of her young master thus ; for never saw I, and never can I again see, a youth so beautiful, so winning, so overwhelming to a maiden’s heart, as he before whom I now implore permission to grovel in the dust. Send me away — spurn me from you — let me crawl away out of your presence — I can find my way back to my father’s house. ” It might have been a trying thing to the pride of this high-minded and high- born youth, to-be refused in marriage by the daughter of one of his poorest shepherds ; so would it have been had he loved less ; but all pride was extin- guished, and so seemed for ever and ever the light of this world’s happiness. To plead further he felt was in vain. Her soul had been given to another, and the seal of an oath set upon it, never to be broken but by the hand of death. So he lifted her up in his arms, 34 the book of SCOTTISH STORY. kissed her madly a hundred times, cheek, brow, neck, and bosom, and then rushed into the woods. Amy followed him with her streaming eyes, and then turned again towards the beautiful lady, who was sobbing audibly for her brother’s sake. ‘ ‘ Oh ! weep not, lady ! that I, poor Amy Gordon, have refused to become the wife of your noble brother. The time will come, and soon too, when he and you, and your fair sisters and your stately mother, will all be thankful that I yielded not to entreaties that would then have brought disgrace upon your house ! Never — never would your mo- ther have forgiven you ; and as for me, would not she have wished me dead and buried rather than the bride of her only and darling son ? You know that, simple and innocent as I am, I now speak but the truth ; and how, then, could your noble brother have continued to love me, who had brought dishon- our, and disagreement, and distraction, among those who are now all so dear to one another ? O yes — yes, he would soon have hated poor Amy Gordon, and, without any blame, perhaps broken my heart, or sent me away from the Priory back to my father’s hut. Blessed be God, that all this evil has not been wrought by me ! All — all will soon be as before.” She to whom Amy thus fervently spoke felt that her words were not wholly without truth. Nor could she help admiring the noble, heroic, and virtuous conduct of this poor shep- herdess, whom all this world’s tempta- tions would have failed to lure from the right path. Before this meeting she had thought of Amy as far her inferior indeed, and it was long before her pro- per pride had yielded to the love of her brother, whose passion she feared might otherwise have led to some horrible catastrophe. Now that he had fled from them in distraction, this terror again possessed her, and she whis- pered it to the pale, trembling shep- herdess. “Follow him — follow him, gentle lady, into the wood ; lose not a moment ; call upon him by name, and that sweet voice must bring him back. But fear not, he is too good to do evil ; fear not, receive my blessing, and let me return to my father’s hut ; it is but a few miles, and that distance is nothing to one who has lived all her life among the hills. My poor father will think I have died in some solitary place.” The lady wept to think that she, whom she had been willing to receive as her sister, should return all by herself so many miles at night to a lonely hut. But her soul was sick with fear for her brother ; so she took from her shoulders a long rich Indian silk scarf of gorgeous colours, and throwing it over Amy’s figure, said, “Fair creature and good, keep this for my sake ; and now, fare- well ! ” She gazed on the Lily for a moment in delighted wonder at her graceful beauty, as she bent on one knee, enrobed in that unwonted garb, and then, rising up, gathered the flow- ing drapery around her, and disap- peared. “God, in His infinite mercy, be praised !” cried Walter Harden, as he and the old man, who had been seeking Amy for hours all over the hills, saw the Lily gliding towards them up a little narrow dell, covered from head to foot with the splendid raiment that shone in a soft shower of moonlight. Joy and astonishment for a while held them speechless, but they soon knew all that had happened ; and Walter Harden lifted her up in his arms and carried her home, exhausted now and faint with fatigue and trepidation, as if she were but a lamb rescued from a snow-wreath. Next moon was that which the reap- ers love, and before it had waned Amy slept in the bosom of her husband, Walter Harden. Years passed on. THE UNLUCKY PRESENT 35 and other flowers beside the Lily of Liddisdale were blooming in his house. One summer evening, when the shep- herd, his fair wife, and their children were sitting together on the green be- fore the door, enjoying probably the sight and the noise of the imps much more then the murmurs of the sylvan Liddal, which perhaps they did not hear, a gay cavalcade rode up to the cottage, and a noble-looking young man, dismounting from his horse, and gently assisting a beautiful lady to do the same, walked up to her whom he had known only by a name now almost forgotten, and with a beaming smile said, “Fair Lily of Liddisdale, this is my wife, the lady of the Priory ; come — it is hard to say which of you should bear off the bell.” Amy rose from her seat with an air graceful as ever, but something more matronly than that of Elliot’s younger bride ; and while these two fair creatures beheld each other with mutual admiration, their husbands stood there equally happy, and equally proud — George Elliot of the Priory, and Walter Harden of the Glenfoot. THE UNLUCKY PEESENT. By Robert Chambers, LL.D. A Lanarkshire minister (who died within the present century) was one of those unhappy persons who, to use the words of a well-known Scottish adage, “ can never see any green cheese but their een reels.” He was extremely covetous^ and that not only of nice articles of food, but of many other things which do not generally excite the cupidity of the human heart. The following story is in corroboration of this assertion. Being on a visit one day at the house of one of his parishioners, a poor, lonely widow, living in a moorland part of the parish, Mr L became fascinated by the charms of a little cast-iron pot, which happened at the time to be lying on the hearth, full of potatoes for the poor woman’s dinner, and that of her children. He had never in his life seen such a nice little pot. It was a perfect conceit of a thing. It was a gem. No pot on earth could match it in symmetry. It was an object altogether perfectly lovely. “Dear sake! minister,” said the widow, quite overpowered by the reverend man’s commendations of her pot ; “if ye like the pot sae weel as a’ that, I beg ye’ll let me send it to the manse. It’S a kind o’ orra pot wi’ us ; for we’ve a bigger ane, that we use oftener, and that’s mair convenient every way for us. Sae ye’ll just tak a present o’t. I’ll send it ower the mom wi’ Jamie, when he gangs to the schule.” “Oh,” said the minister, “I can by no means permit you to be at so much trouble. Since you are so good as to give me the pot. I’ll just carry it home with me in my hand. I’m so much taken with it, indeed, that I would really prefer carrying it myself. ” After much altercation between the minister and the widow, on this deli- cate point of politeness, it was agreed that he should carry home the pot himself. Off, then, he trudged, bearing this curious little culinary article alternately in his hand and under his arm, as seemed most convenient to him. Unfortunately, the day was warm, the way long, and the minister fat; so that he became 36 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. heartily tired of his burden before he had got half-way home. Under these distressing circumstances, it struck him that if, instead of carrying the pot awk- wardly at one side of his person, he were to carry it on his head, the burden would be greatly lightened ; the principles of natural philosophy, which he had learned at college, informing him, that when a load presses directly and immediately upon any object, it is far less onerous than when it hangs at the remote end of a lever. Accordingly, doffing his hat, which he resolved to carry home in his hand, and having applied his handker- chief to his brow, he clapped the pot in inverted fashion upon his head, where, as the reader may suppose, it figured much like Mambrino’s helmet upon the crazed capital of Don Quixote, only a great deal more magnificent in shape and dimensions. There was at first much relief and much comfort in this new mode of carrying the pot ; but mark the result. The unfortunate minister having taken a by-path to escape observation, found himself, when still a good way from home, under the necessity of leap- ing over a ditch, which intercepted him in passing from one field to another. He jumped ; but surely no jump was ever taken so completely m, or, at least, intOy the dark as this. The concussion given to his person in descending, caused the helmet to become a hood : the pot slipped down over his face, and resting with its rim upon his neck, stuck fast there ; enclosing his whole head as completely as ever that of a new-born child was enclosed by the filmy bag with which nature, as an indication of future good fortune, sometimes invests the noddles of her favourite offspring. What was worst of all, the nose, which had permitted the pot to slip down over it, withstood every desperate attempt on the part of its proprietor to make it slip back again ; the contracted part or neck of the patera being of such a peculiar formation as to cling fast to the base of the nose, although it found no difficulty in gliding along its hypothenuse. Was ever minister in a worse plight ? Was there ever contretemps so unlucky ? Did ever any man — did ever any minister — so effectually hoodwink himself, or so thoroughly shut his eyes to the plain light of nature ? What was to be done ? The place was lonely ; the way difficult and dangerous ; human relief was remote, almost beyond reach. It was impossible even to cry for help. Or, if a cry could be uttered, it might reach in deafening reverberation the ear of the utterer ; but it would not travel twelve inches farther in any direction. To add to the distresses of the case, the unhappy sufferer soon found great difficulty in breathing. What with the heat occas- ioned by the beating of the sun on the metal, and what with the frequent return of the same heated air to his lungs, he was in the utmost danger of suffocation. Everything considered, it seemed likely that, if he did not chance to be relieved by some accidental wayfarer, there would soon be Death in the Pot. The instinctive love of life, however, is omni-prevalent : and even very stupid people have been found when put to the push by strong and imminent peril, to exhibit a degree of presence of mind, and exert a degree of energy, far above what might have been expected from them, or what they have ever been known to exhibit or exert under ordinary cir- cumstances. So it was with the pot- ensconced minister of C . Pressed by the urgency of his distresses, he fortunately recollected that there was a smith’s shop at the distance of about a mile across the fields, where, if he could reach it before the period of suffocation, he might possibly find relief. Deprived of his eyesight, he could act only as a man of feeling, and went on as cautiously as he could, with his hat in his hand. Half crawling, half sliding, over ridge and furrow, ditch and hedge, somewhat like Satan floundering over chaos, the THE SUTOR OF SELKIRK, 37 unhappy minister travelled, with all possible speed, as nearly as he could guess in the direction of the place of refuge. I leave it to the reader to con- ceive the surprise, the mirth, the infinite amusement of the smith and all the hangers-on, of the ‘‘smiddy,” when, at length, torn and worn, faint and ex- hausted, blind and breathless, the un- fortunate man arrived at the place, and let them know (rather by signs than by words) the circumstances of his case. In the words of an old Scottish song. Out cam the gudeman, and high he shouted ; Out cam the gudewife, and low she louted ; And a' the town-neighbours were gathered about it ; And there was he, I trow ! The merriment of the company, how- ever, soon gave way to considerations of humanity. Ludicrous as was the minister, with such an object where his head should have been, and with the feet of the pot pointing upwards like the horns of the great Enemy, it was, nevertheless, necessary that he should be speedily restored to his ordinary condition, if it were for no other reason than that he might continue to live. He was accordingly, at his own request, led into the smithy, multitudes flocking around to tender him their kindest offices, or to witness the process of his release ; and having laid down his head upon the anvil, the smith lost no time in seizing and poising his goodly forehammer. “Will I come sair on, minister?’’ exclaimed the considerate man of iron in at the brink of the pot. “As sair as ye like,” was the minister’s answer; “better a chap i’ the chafts than dying for want of breath.” Thus permitted, the man let fall a hard blow, which fortunately broke the pot in pieces without hurting the head which it enclosed, as the cook-maid breaks the shell of the lobster without bruising the delicate food within. A few minutes of the clear air, and a glass from the gudewife’s bottle, restored the unfortunate man of prayer ; but assuredly the incident is one which will long live in the memory of the parishioners. — Edinburgh Literary Journal, THE SUTOE OF SELKIEK: A REMARKABLY TRUE STORY. By one of the Authors of “The Odd Volume.” Once upon a time, there lived in Selkirk a shoemaker, by name Rabbie Heckspeckle, who was celebrated both for dexterity in his trade, and for some other qualifications of a less profitable nature. Rabbie was a thin, meagre- looking personage, with lank black hair, a cadaverous countenance, and a long, flexible, secret-smelling nose. In short, he was the Paul Pry of the town. Not an old wife in the parish could buy a new scarlet rokelay without Rabbie knowing within a groat of the cost ; the doctor could not dine with the minister but Rabbie could tell whether sheep’s-head or haggis formed the staple commodity of the repast ; and it was even said that he was acquainted with the grunt of every sow, and the cackle of every individual hen, in his neighbourhood ; but this wants con- 1 firmation. His wife, Bridget, endeav- 38 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. cured to confine his excursive fancy, and to chain him down to his awl, reminding him it was all they had to depend on ; but her interference met with exactly that degree of attention which husbands usually bestow on the advice tendered by their better halves — that is to say, Rabbie informed her that she knew nothing of the matter, that her under- standing required stretching, and finally, that if she presumed to meddle in his affairs, he would be under the dis- agreeable necessity of giving her a top- dressing. To secure the necessary leisure for his researches, Rabbie was in the habit of rising to his work long before the dawn ; and he was one morning busily engaged putting the finishing stitches to a pair of shoes for the exciseman, when the door of his dwelling, which he thought was carefully fastened, was suddenly opened, and a tall figure, enveloped in a large black cloak, and with a broad-brimmed hat drawn over his brows, stalked into the shop. Rabbie stared at his visitor, wondering what could have occasioned this early call, and wondering still more that a stranger should have arrived in the town without his knowledge. “You’re early afoot, sir,” quoth Rabbie. “Lucky Wakerife’s cock will no craw for a good half hour yet.” The stranger vouchsafed no reply ; but taking up one of the shoes Rabbie had just finished, deliberately put it on, and took a turn through the room to ascertain that it did not pinch his ex- tremities. During these operations, Rabbie kept a watchful eye on his customer. He smells awfully o’ yird,” muttered Rabbie to himself; “ane would be ready to swear he had just cam frae the plough-tail. ” The stranger, who appeared to be satisfied with the effect of the experi- ment, motioned to Rabbie for the other shoe, and pulled out a purse for the purpose of paying for his purchase ; but Rabbie’s surprise may be conceived, when, on looking at the purse, he per- ceived it to be spotted with a kind of earthy mould. “Gudesake,” thought Rabbie, “this queer man maun hae howkit that purse out o’ the ground. I wonder where he got it. Some folk say there are dags o’ siller buried near this town.” By this time the stranger had opened the purse, and as he did so, a toad and a beetle fell on the ground, and a large worm crawling out wound itself round his finger. Rabbie’s eyes widened ; but the stranger, with an air of noncha- lance, tendered him a piece of gold, and made signs for the other shoe. “It’s a thing morally impossible,” responded Rabbie to this mute proposal. “ Mair by token, that I hae as good as sworn to the exciseman to hae them ready by daylight, which will no be long o’ coming ” (the stranger here looked anxiously towards the window) ; “and better, I tell you, to affront the king himsel, than the exciseman.” The stranger gave a loud stamp with his shod foot, but Rabbie stuck to his point, offering, however, to have a pair ready for his new customer in twenty- four hours ; and, as the stranger, justly enough perhaps, reasoned that half a pair of shoes was of as little use as half a pair of scissors, he found himself obliged to come to terms, and seating himself on Rabbie’s three-legged stool, held out his leg to the Sutor, who, kneel- ing down, took the foot of his taciturn customer on his knee, and proceeded to measure it. “ Something o’ the splay, I think, sir,” said Rabbie, with a knowing air. No answer. “Where will I bring the shoon to when they’re done?” asked Rabbie, anxious to find out the domicile of his visitor. “ I will call for them myself before THE SUTOR OF SELKIRK, 39 cock crowing,” responded the stranger in a very uncommon and indescribable tone of voice. “Hout, sir,” quoth Rabbie, canna let you hae the trouble o’ coming for them yoursel ; it will just be a pleasure for me to call with them at your house.” “I have my doubts of that,” replied the stranger, in the same peculiar manner ; ‘ ‘ and at all events, my house would not hold us both. ” “It maun be a dooms sma’ biggin,” answered Rabbie ; “but noo that I hae ta’en your honour’s measure ” “Take your own!” retorted the stranger, and giving Rabbie a touch with his foot that laid him prostrate, walked coolly out of the house. This sudden overturn of. himself and his plans for a few moments discomfited the Sutor ; but quickly gathering up his legs, he rushed to the door, which he reached just as Lucky Wakerife’s cock proclaimed the dawn. Rabbie flew down the street, but all was still ; then ran up the street, which was terminated by the churchyard, but saw only the moveless tombs looking cold and chill under the grey light of a winter mom. Rabbie hitched his red night- cap off his brow, and scratched his head with an air of perplexity. “ Weel,” he muttered, as he retraced his steps homewards, ‘ ‘ he has warred me this time, but sorrow take me if I’m no up wi’ him the morn.” All day Rabbie, to the inexpressible surprise of his wife, remained as con- stantly on his three-legged stool as if he had been “yirked ” there by some brother of the craft. For the space of twenty- four hours, his long nose was never seen to throw its shadow across the thresh- old of the door ; and so extraordinary did this event appear, that the neigh- bours, one and all, agreed that it pre- dicted some prodigy; but whether it was to take the shape of a comet, which would deluge them all with its fiery tail, or whether they were to be swallowed up by an earthquake, could by no means be settled to the satisfaction of the parties concerned. Meanwhile, Rabbie diligently pursued his employment, unheeding the concerns of his neighbours. What mattered it to him, that Jenny Thrifty’s cow had calved, that the minister’s servant, with something in her apron, had been seen to go in twice to Lucky Wakerife’s, that the laird’s dairy-maid had been observed stealing up the red loan in the gloaming, that the drum had gone through the town announcing that a sheep was to be killed on Friday? — The stranger alone swam before his eyes ; and cow, dairy- maid, and drum kicked the beam. It was late in the night when Rabbie had accomplished his task, and then placing the shoes at his bedside, he lay down in his clothes, and fell asleep ; but the fear of not being sufficiently alert for his new customer, induced him to rise a considerable time before daybreak. He opened the door and looked into the street, but it was still so dark he could scarcely see a yard before his nose ; he therefore returned into the house, muttering to himself — “What the sorrow can keep him?” when a voice at his elbow suddenly said — “ Where are my shoes ? ” ‘‘ Here, sir,” said Rabbie, quite trans- ported with joy ; here they are, right and tight, and mickle joy may ye hae in wearing them, for it’s better to wear shoon than sheets, as the auld saying gangs.” Perhaps I may wear both,” answered the stranger. “ Gude save us,” quoth Rabbie, “do ye sleep in your shoon ? ” The stranger made no answer ; but, laying a piece of gold on the table and taking up the shoes, walked out of the house. “Now’s my time,” thought Rabbie to himself, as he slipped after him. The stranger paced slowly on, and Rabbie carefully followed him ; the 40 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. stranger turned up the street, and the Sutor kept close to his heels. “ ’Odsake, where can he be gaun ? ” thought Rabbie, as he saw the stranger turn into the churchyard ; “ he’s making to that grave in the corner ; now he’s standing still ; now he’s sitting down. Gudesake ! what’s come o’ him ? ” Rabbie rubbed his eyes, looked round in all directions, but, lo and behold ! the stranger had vanished. “There’s something no canny about this, ” thought the Sutor ; “ but I’ll mark the place at ony rate ; ” and Rabbie, after thrusting his awl into the grave, hastily returned home. The news soon spread from house to house, and by the time the red-faced sun stared down on the town, the whole inhabitants were in commotion; and, after having held sundry consultations, it was resolved, nem. con.^ to proceed in a body to the churchyard, and open the grave which was suspected of being suspicious. The whole population of the Kirk Wynd turned out on this service. Sutors, wives, children, all hurried pell-mell after Rabbie, who led his myrmidons straight to the grave at which his mysterious customer had dis- appeared, and where he found his awl still sticking in the place where he had left it. Immediately all hands went to work ; the grave was opened ; the lid was forced off the coffin ; and a corpse was discovered dressed in the vestments of the tomb, but with a pair of perfectly new shoes upon its long bony feet. At this dreadful sight the multitude fled in every direction, Lucky Wakerife leading the van, leaving Rabbie and a few bold brothers of the craft to arrange matters as they pleased with the peripatetic skeleton. A council was held, and it was agreed that the coffin should be firmly nailed up and committed to the earth. Before doing so, however, Rabbie proposed denuding his customer of his shoes, remarking that he had no more need for them than a cart had for three wheels. N o objections were made to this proposal, and Rabbie, therefore, quickly coming 'to extremities, whipped them off in a trice. They then drove* half a hundred tenpenny nails into the lid of the coffin, and having taken care to cover the grave with pretty thick divots, the party returned to their separate places of abode. Certain qualms of conscience, how- ever, now arose in Rabbie’s mind as to the propriety of depriving the corpse of what had been honestly bought and paid for. He could not help allowing, that if the ghost were troubled with cold feet, a circumstance by no means improbable, he might naturally wish to remedy the evil. But, at the same time, considering that the fact of his having made a pair of shoes for a defunct man would be an everlasting blot on the Heckspeckle escutcheon, and re- flecting also that his customer, being dead in law, could not apply to any court for redress, our Sutor manfully resolved to abide by the consequences of his deed.. Next morning, according to custom, he rose long before day, and fell to his work, shouting the old song of the “Sutors of Selkirk” at the very top of his voice. A short time, however, before the dawn, his wife, who was in bed in the back room, remarked, that in the very middle of his favourite verse, his voice fell into a quaver ; then broke out into a yell of terror ; and then she heard a noise, as of persons struggling ; and then all was quiet as the grave. The good dame immediately huddled on her clothes, and ran into the shop, where she found the three-legged stool broken in pieces, the floor strewed with bristles, the door wide open, and Rabbie away ! Bridget rushed to the door, and there she immediately dis- covered the marks of footsteps deeply printed on the ground. Anxiously tracing them, on — and on — and on — what was her hoiTor to find that they ELSIE MORRICE, 4T terminated in the churchyard, at the grave of Rabbie’s customer ! The earth round the grave bore traces of having been the scene of some fearful struggle, and several locks of lank black hair were scattered on the grass. Half distracted, she rushed through the town to com- municate the dreadful intelligence. A crowd collected, and a cry speedily arose to open the grave. Spades, pickaxes, and mattocks, were quickly put in requisition ; the divots were removed ; the lid of the coffin was once more torn off, and there lay its ghastly tenant, with his shoes replaced on his feet, and Rabbie’s red night- cap clutched in his right hand ! The people, in consternation, fled from the churchyard ; and nothing further has ever transpired to throw any additional light upon the melancholy fate of the Sutor of Selkirk. ELSIE MORRICE. From the “Aberdeen Censor.” Oh, wert thou of the golden-winged host. Who, having clad thyself in human weed. To earth, from thy prefixed seat didst post. And, after short abode, fly back with speed, As if to show what creatures Heav’n doth breed. Thereby to set the hearts of men on fire, To scorn the sordid world, and unto Heav’n aspire? — Milton. In the neighbourhood of the pleasant village of , on the east coast of Scotland, lived Janet Morrice and her grand-daughter Elsie. A small cottage, overlaid with woodbine on the exterior, and neat and clean in the interior, con- tained this couple ; and a small farm attached to it served to supply all their humble desires. The place was no doubt agreeable to look on ; but it was a pair of bright blue eyes, some light brown locks, and- a sweet and modest face, that drew all the male visitors to the house of Janet Morrice. Elsie Morrice, her grandchild, had been left a young orphan to her charge. She was the only child of an only son, and thus came with a double call on the feelings of her old grandmother. Dearly was she loved by her, and well did she deserve it ; for a better and a kindlier girl was not in all the country round. Out of the many young men that paid their attentions to Elsie, it was soon evident that her favourite was William Gordon. In his person he had nothing particular to recommend him above his companions ; but there was in him that respectful demeanour, that eagerness to please, and that happiness in serving the object of his affections, which the eyes of a young woman can so soon perceive, and her heart so readily appreciate. In their dispositions, though not similar, they were drawn to each other. She was timid, loving, enthu- siastic — in every respect a woman. He was gifted with those firmer qualities which bespeak a manly mind, but he had a heart that could love deeply and feel acutely ; And, if sometimes, a sigh should intervene. Or down his cheek a tear of pity roll, A sigh, a tear so sweet, he wished not to control. There was also some resemblance in their situations ; for William’s mother 42 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. was dead, and though he still had a father, yet this parent had never seen him, and took no concern about him ; so that he was entirely dependent upon his maternal uncle. To his uncle’s farm he was to succeed ; and William Gordon and Elsie Morrice were con- sidered by all the neighbours as soon to be man and wife. William was seated one evening in the public-house of the village, reading ^he newspaper, when a party of sailors entered, and, calling for some drink, casually asked if there were any seamen in the village. The landlady civilly replied in the negative ; but William, looking up, remarked, without noticing the winks of the landlord, that he had seen Tom Sangster arrive that morning. “And where lives Tom Sangster, my hearty cock ? ” said the principal of the party, slapping him on the back, while the rest got betwixt the landlady and the door. He immediately informed them ; and, drinking off their liquor quickly, they left the house. “Willie,” cried the landlady, ‘‘what hae ye done ? It’s the press-gang, and Tam Sangster ’ll be torn frae his wife and bairns ! ” In a moment William was past her, and, running with full speed, by a nearer cut, he arrived before the gang at the house. He had just time to make the seaman strip his jacket, and put on his ^ coat, and jump out at the back window, when the gang entered. William, without turning round, knocked out the lamp, when a struggle ensued, which he contrived to keep up so long as that Tom Sangster might be out of the way. He was at last overpowered and carried aboard the tender, when they discovered they had lost the regular sailor ; but the one they had got was too likely a young man to be suffered to depart. The consciousness of having remedied an error he had committed, even though in ignorance, partly consoled William for parting with his beloved Elsie for a little. It was at the time when the news of the glorious victory of the Nile had arrived, and many a young and aspiring bosom burned to be under the command of so gallant an admiral. William’s father belonged to the navy ; he knew that he fought under Nelson ; and the thought that he might be able to combat by his side, and under the eye of the hero who was his country’s boast, somewhat palliated the idea of leaving his love. Besides, he would soon return laden with honours and riches, and Elsie would share both. Auspicious hope ! in thy sweet garden grow Wreaths for each toil, a charm for every woe. And thus he consoled himself with, a flattering vision in circumstances that he could not alter. As for poor Elsie, her timid mind had never contemplated bloodshed and war. She loved, fervently loved, and her life had been one scene of pleasure. She was a dreamer that all the night long had quaffed the brimful cup of happiness, and in the morning waked to wretchedness. To lament- ations, however, succeeded some con- sultation for a remedy ; and she was advised, by her sorrowing neighbours, to apply to the laird for his interest. Loose, unprincipled, and broken down in fortune, he had returned, from the fashionable life he could no longer sup- port, to live on his estate ; and he was not beloved by his tenants. But when a woman loves, and the object of her affection is in danger, where is the obstacle that can oppose her? Elsie exerted herself to call on him. The poet has beautifully said, Ah, too convincing, dangerously dear. In woman’s eye th’ unanswerable tear. The weapon of her weakness she can wield To save, subdue — at once her spear and shield. But there are some men that can look on woman’s grief, and yet coolly calculate on turning it to their own purposes ; and so it was in the present case. Elsie ELSIE MORRICE, 43 Morrice was lovely, and that was enough for him. He promised everything, and her heart overflowed with gratitude. He not only promised this, but he requested her grandmother’s lease, to draw it out anew in her name. Elsie ran home, and, in a few minutes, without consulting her grandmother, the lease was in his hands : for who could doubt the in- tentions of him who had pledged his word that William Gordon should be put ashore ? This was no sooner done, than came the sneer at her lover, the information that his Majesty’s navy must be manned, the hint at the injury to the landlord in old leases, and the proposal of the remedy that was to remove all these evils. The colour fled from Elsie’s face. She stood the picture of complete despair, and, for a little time, reason had to dispute for her sovereignty in her mind. She rushed from his presence, and, in her way back to Sunnybrae, saw, without shedding one tear, the vessel that contained her lover spread her broad sails to the wind and depart. Janet Morrice reproached her not when she told her what she had done, but, taking her in her arms, said, “Come, my Elsie, we maunna bide to be putten out. I’ve sitten here, and my fathers afore me, an’ I’m wae to leave it ; but age and innocence will find a shelter somewhere else.” Next day they removed to a cottage on a neighbouring estate. A verbal message was all that William could send her ; but it was the assurance he would be soon back to her. Elsie seemed now to live in another state of existence. She toiled in the fields, and seemed anxious to make up to her grandmother the effects of her imprudence. Time passed on, and no letter arrived from William, and Elsie grew sorrowful and melancholy. Grief and labour bore down a constitu- tion naturally delicate, and she drooped. There is something to my mind particularly holy and heavenly in the death-bed of a lovely woman. When I look on the pale cheek, which now and then regains more than its former colour in some feverish flush — on the sunk eye which occasionally beams with a short and transient hope — on the pale lips which utter low sounds of comfort to those around — and, more especially, on that whole countenance and appearance which bespeak patient resignation and a trust in that Word which has said there is another and a better world — I cannot help thinking that the being, even in her mortality, is already a deserving inmate of that place where all is immortality. I have stood at the grave while some of my earliest friends have been lowered into the ground, and I have wept to think that the bright hopes of youth were for ever fled — that the fair promises of youthful genius were wrap,'' within the clay-cold tomb — and that all the anticipations of the world’s applause had ended in the one formal bow of a few friends over mouldering ashes ; but I confess I have sorrowed more at the grave of a young and lovely woman who had nothing to excite my compassion but her beauty and her helplessness ; and often have the lines of that poet, who could be pathetic as well as sublime, come to my lips, — Yet can I not persuade' me thou art dead. Or that thy corpse corrupts in earth’s dark womb, Or that thy beauties lie in wormy bed. Hid from the world in a low-delved tomb. It was on a lovely morning in the month of May that a sad and sorrowful company assembled to accompany the remains of poor Elsie Morrice to her last cold dwelling-place. According to that old-fashioned and most becoming cus- tom, she was borne on the bier, and carried, as is the practice in that part of the country, for some way by the young maidens dressed in white. No mother had she to weep for her, no relation to bear her head to the grave ; but her old grandmother followed her corpse to the door — farther she could not ; and, when 44 THF BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, it was placed on the bier, she attempted not to speak or to moan, but she leaned her palsied hands on her staff, and followed the coffin with her eyes, while down her furrowed cheeks rolled two big tears that told too well her inward grief. Elsie’s young companion. May Leslie, who was to have been her best- maid at the marriage, who had promised to assist at her marriage dress, and make her marriage bed, had, in sorrow and in grief, fashioned that last dress in which beauty is offered, not to the arms of a lover, but to the crawling worm, now supported her head for a few steps to that bed from which there is no rising till the last dread trumpet shall sound. The females then gave the corpse to the young men, and I could perceive, as they returned, that many a handkerchief was soaked in briny tears, and many a head turned to take a last look at the departure of her who had been their companion and their pride. We moved on, and, after an hour’s walking, arrived at the old churchyard of . It is situated on the front of a bleak and barren hill, with neither tree nor shrub for some way around it ; and a fev," moss-covered tombstones alone told us that it was the resting place for the dead. The church had been rebuilt in a more convenient place ; but, like the sojourner in distant lands, who sighs for his native soil, however barren, there are some that still cling* to the spot which is the grave of their fathers. Though it may betray some weakness in reason, still I hope it is an excusable failing, in feeling minds, that they desire to mingle in their ashes with their friends. Here we deposited the remains of Elsie Morrice, and, when the grave had been closed over, the company departed in groups, chiefly engaged in talking over her unfortunate love. The heather sods had long become fast, and the hare-bell had blossomed and withered for some summers on the grave of Elsie Morrice, when one day a seaman, singing a merry sea-song to himself, tript up the pathway leading to Sunnybrae. It was William Gordon. The joy he had felt on again entering amongst scenes so well known to him, sent itself forth in a song ; but, as he approached the house, it died away, and gave place to far different feelings. He had never heard from Elsie ; but, while aboard of ship, he had hushed any fears that arose, by ascribing this to the letters miscarrying from the ever chang- ing station of a sailor. Still he was not well at ease ; and as he came in front of the house, and saw the woodbine tom from the walls, the windows here and there broken and covered with paper, and the pretty flower-garden of Elsie turned into a kail-yard, the most fearful forebodings arose in his breast, and with a trembling and hurried hand he lifted the latch. He started back on per- ceiving some children playing on the floor, but again advanced when he saw a middle-aged woman nursing a child, and asked, in the best way he was able, if she could tell him where Janet Morrice lived ? She gave him a direction, and, without taking one other look at the cottage he had so often visited, he made his way to the new dwelling, and on entering, addressed her in the usual salutation, ‘‘ How are you, Granny, and how is Elsie ? ” The old woman was seated with her face to the hearth, and perceived not his entrance ; but on hearing his voice, without starting or moving, she immed- iately answered, “ An’ ye’re come back, Willie Gordon ; an’ sae ye’re come back ! I kent a’ this. I kent, when the house and the ha’ o’ the stranger would be closed against ye, ye would come back to your ain country. I saw her yestreen, as I hae seen her ilka nighty and she tauld me ye would come. But this fire’s out,” continued she, stirring about the embers with her stick ; “ I tried to blaw that peat, but I wasna able to raise the low ; an’ when she comes and seats her- ELSIE MORRICE. 45 sel on that stool, it ’ill be sae cauld, an’ she winna complain o’t, but her bonny face ’ill be sae wan, and her braw white gown ’ill be sae damp and dewy. Ye’ll see her, Willie, ye’ll see her wi’ the bonny new mutch on that May Leslie made wi’ her ain hand. An’ I’ll shiver and tremble in my cauld bed, and she winna lie down wi’ me, but she’ll sit by the fire an’ aye deck hersel wi’ the black kerchief that Willie Gordon tied roun’ her neck lang afore he gaed awa.” William, who had stood riveted to the earth all this time, now exerted himself, and, seizing her arm, asked loudly, “ Where is Elsie Morrice? ” “ Whaur is Elsie Morrice? — and wha speirs that question? They took her awa frae me lang ago, dressed in white, like a bride, and mony ane gaed wi’ her, but I wasna able, though they dressed me fine in my braw Sunday-claithes.” Granny, ye knew me already,” said he ; “ for God’s sake, tell me what has become of Elsie ? ” ‘‘There were twa bonny voices ca’d me granny, and I liket to hear them ; but the little feathered flock picks the craw-berries, an’ the bee sooks the honey frae the heather on the grave o’ the ane, and the ither is a faithless love, and broke the heart o’ the leal young bairn that lay in my bosom. ” William now knew the worst. He threw himself in agony on the dais, and wept and cursed his hard lot. Elsie Morrice was dead, and dead, as appeared, through his neglect. When his grief had found some vent, he again asked the old woman if they had received no letters from him ? She raised her shaking hand, and tracing every feature of his face, said, “Though I canna see sae weel that face, I ken ye’re Willie Gordon ; but oh, Willie, Willie, ye hae come when the flame ye should hae nourished has been quenched. We never got ony letters, or else Elsie would hae tried to live. It was with great exertion that he was able to gather from her disjointed sentences, that the laird had turned them out of Sunnybrae, and continued to annoy them, and that Elsie had broken her heart when he left them and sent no letters. Many a kind letter had William written, but they were directed, for security’s sake, to the care of the laird, and the mystery of his never receiving any answer was now cleared away. “ But the laird shall answer for this ! ” said he, stepping to the door. “ Na, Willie Gordon,” said she, taking hold of him, ‘ ‘ he manna answer for’t to you. There is Anither that will judge him for abusing the widow and the orphan. Ay, he is already cursed for it,” con- tinued she, stretching out her lean and shrivelled arm, and raising herself like a Sibyl ; “his lang list of ancestors is at end in him. He walks the world the last of his proud race. A few years, and yon lordly house will be the dwalling o’ the hoodie-craw and the rook ; an’ the present proud man will be lying in his leaden coffin, wi’ the worms o’ his ain body devouring him, and the winds o’ heaven will dash his lie-telling tombstone to pieces, an’ the beasts will tread on his grave, an’ the rains level it, an’ none will repair it, for his name shall be forgotten for ever. But whisht, Willie, I canna greet wi’ you. Ye’ll see her, when the hen has been lang on the roost, an’ the tod has left his hole to worry the puir beasty, an we’ll get May Leslie, an’ we’ll hae a blazing fire, an’ we’ll be merry again in Sunnybrae.” A shrill and unearthly laugh followed, and she sank again into her former querulous muttering. William suddenly left the house and was never more seen ; but some weeks after, the grave of Elsie Morrice was found finely dressed, and a stone, with her name and age carved on it by the hand of no regular sculptor, at the head of it. And every spring the greedy moss was found cleaned away from the stone, and the grave trimmed. While 46 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. Janet Morrice lived, her garden was delved, and money deposited on her table, by the same invisible hand. No one knew what became of William Gordon ; but occasionally, in the gray of a May morning, as the shepherd was merrily driving his flocks with the sun to the pasture, he saw the dark figure of a man chiselling at the stone, or stretched on the grave of Elsie Morrice. About three years ago a shepherd’s dog, one day, prowling about the old churchyard, returned, and, by his howling, urged his master to the spot, where he found the dead body of a seaman. The letters W. G. and an anchor on his forearm, and W S. and E. M., with a heart between them, and the Saviour on the cross above, on his left breast, done with China ink or gunpowder, after that fashion which sailors have in order that their bodies may be known, if picked up after shipwreck, told too well who had chosen this place for his death-bed. Sufficient money was found on him to pay the expenses of his burial, and he was laid in the grave he had died upon. Last summer I visited the spot. The grave was running into wildness ; but, in a state of mind pleasing yet sad, I spent half a day in dressing the resting- place of this unfortunate pair. HOW I WON THE LAIRD’S DAUGHTER. By Daniel Gorrie. Chapter I. Soon after I had obtained my diploma, and was dubbed M.D., an opening for a medical practitioner oc- curred in the pleasant village of St Dunstan, situated on the beautiful banks of the Tweed. Knowing well that I might be forestalled by a day’s delay, I bundled up my testimonials and letters of recommendation, and departed at once for the scene of action. The shadows of a calm October evening were drooping over the Eildon Hills, and the Tweed was murmuring peace- fully along its winding course, when I entered the principal street of the vil- lage, and took up my quarters at the inn. After refreshing myself with such entertainment as the house afforded, 1 called in the landlord, told him the object of my visit, and inquired if any other medical gentlemen had yet made their appearance. Mine host was a canny, cautious Scotsman, and mani- fested due deliberation in a matter of so much moment. He surveyed me quietly for a short time, and did not reply until he seemed satisfied with his scrutiny. “ Na, sir,” he said at length ; ‘‘ye’re the first that’s come to the toun yet, and a’ the folk are wearying for anither doctor. Ye see, we canna tell what may happen. The shoemaker’s wife took unco onweel last nicht, and, frail as he is himsel, puir man, he had to gang a’ the way to Melrose for medical advice. Ye look young like, sir; hae ye been in ony place afore ? ” “ No,” I replied ; “ it is not very long since I passed.” “Ay, weel, that’s no sae gude; we rather like a skeely man here. Dr Sommerville had a great deal o’ exper- ience, and we were a’ sorry when he left for Glasgow.” HOW I WON THE LAIRITS DAUGHTER, 47 I am glad that the good people of St Dunstan liked their last doctor so well,” I rejoined, somewhat nettled at the plain-spokenness of the worthy land- lord of the Cross-Keys. ‘ ‘ But although my youth may be against me,” I con- tinued, ‘ ‘ here are some testimonials which I hope may prove satisfactory, and I have several letters of recom- mendation besides to gentlemen in the village and neighbourhood.” The landlord was a person whom I saw that it was necessary to gain over. He was vastly pleased when I recog- nised his importance by producing my testimonials for his inspection. It was amusing to observe the gravity and dignity with which he adjusted his spectacles across the bridge of his nose, and proceeded to carefully inspect the documents. At intervals as he read he gave such running comments as “ gude — “very gude” — “excellent” — ‘‘ capital sir, capital ! ” I was glad to see the barometer rising so rapidly. After mine host had finished the perusal of the papers, he shook me heartily by the hand, and said, “You’re the very man we want, sir ; ye hae first-rate certifi- cats.” So far, so good. It was a great thing to have gained the confidence and goodwill of one important personage, and I felt desirous to make further con- quests that evening. ‘ ‘ Do you think I might venture to call to-night upon any of the parties in the village to whom I have letters of recommendation?” I inquired. “ Surely, surely,” responded the land- lord ; “ the sooner the better. Just read me ower their names, sir, and I’ll tak ye round to their houses. We hae a better chance o’ gettin’ them in at nicht than through the day. ” Accompanied by the lord of the Cross-Keys, I accordingly visited the leading inhabitants of the village, and made what an expectant member of Parliament would consider a very satis- factory canvass. I was received with much courtesy and civility ; and the minister of the parish, to whom I had a letter of introduction from a brother clergyman in Edinburgh, paid me the most flattering attentions, and pressed me to take up my abode immediately at St Dunstan. The ladies, married and unmarried, with whom I entered into conversation, were all unanimous in expressing their desire that I should remain in their midst. Indeed, I have observed that the female sex invariably take the greatest interest in the settlement of ministers and doctors. I could easily understand why the unmarried ladies should prefer a single gentleman like myself ; but I could not comprehend at the time why their mothers seemed to take so much interest in a newly- fledged M.D. It struck me that the landlord of the inn must have com- mitted a great mistake in describing Dr Sommerville as the favourite of all classes. From many of the people upon whom we called I received kind invitations to spend the night in their houses, and I could have slept in a dozen different beds if I had felt so inclined ; but I preferred returning to the Cross-Keys, that, like the Apostle, I might be bur densome to none. It is a piece of worldly prudence to give as little trouble as possible to strangers ; and medical practitioners, of all men in the world, require to be wary in their ways, and circumspect in their actions. On our return to the inn, the land- lord appeared to regard my settlement in St Dunstan as a certainty. “Ye’ve got on grandly the nicht. Dr Wilson,°’ he said, dropping the “sir” when he considered me almost installed in office. “ Ye’ve carried everything afore ye — I never saw the like o’t. Ye hae got the promise o’ practice frae the hale lot o’ them — that’s to say, when they need the atten* dance o’ a medical man ; and, ’od, 48 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. doctor, but the womenkind are aften complainin’. ” “ Well, Mr Barlas,” I said (such was the landlord’s name), “ I have experi- enced much kindness and civility, and in the course of a few hours I have far outstripped my expectations. If I only succeed as well with the ladies and gentlemen in the neighbourhood, I will not, hesitate for a moment in settling down in the midst of you.” “ There’s nae danger o’ that, doctor. What’s sauce or senna for the goose is sauce or senna for the gander. I’ve seen aften eneuch that the grit folk are no sae ill to please as the sma’. If ye get ower the Laird, — an’ I think ye’ve as gude a chance as ony ither body, — ye needna fear muckle for the rest.” “ And who is the Laird, Mr Barlas?” I asked. “ Oh, just the Laird, ye ken — Laird Ramsay o’ the Haugh ; ye’ll surely hae heard o’ him afore you cam south?” “Ramsay,” I said; “Ramsay — oh, yes, — I have a letter of introduction to a gentleman of that name from a pro- fessor in Edinburgh. Does he rule the roast in this neighbourhood ? ” ‘ ‘ I’ll tell you aboot him i’ the noo ; but wait a wee, doctor, till I bring ye something warm.” I did not disapprove of the medicine proposed by the host of the Cross-Keys of St Dunstan, as I was anxious to know as much as possible about the place and people ; and the influence of hot punch in making even silent per- sons communicative is quite proverbial. Mr Barlas, after a brief absence, re- turned to the snug little parlour, bear- ing his own private blue bottle, capable, I should think, of holding a good half- gallon of Islay or Glenlivet ; and we were soon sitting comfortably, with steaming tumblers before us, beside a blazing fire. “ This is something social like, noo, doctor,” said the composed and consi- derate landlord. “Ye were wantin’ to hear aboot the Laird. Weel, I’ll tell ye what sort o’ a being he is, that ye may be on your guard when ye gang to the Haugh the morn. Laird Ramsay has mair gear, doctor, than ony half- dozen o’ his neighbours for mony miles roond, and he’s a queer character wi’d a’. He’s unco auld-fashioned for a man in his station, an’ speaks muckle sic like as ye hear me speakin’ i’ the noo. He gets the name o’ handin’ a gude grip o’ his siller ; but I’ve nae reason to compleen, as he spends freely eneuch when he comes to the Cross- Keys, no forgettin’ the servant-lass and the ostler ; an’ I ken for a fac’ that he slips a canny shillin’ noo and again into the loofs o’ the puir folk o’ St Dunstan. He’s unco douce and proud, — ye micht maist say saucy, — until ye get the richt side o’ him, an’ then he’s the best o’ freends ; an’ nane better than the Laird at a twa- handed crack.” “And how do you get to the right side of him, Mr Barlas?” I inter- jected. ‘ ‘ That’s the very thing I was gaun to tell ye, doctor. Lay on the butter weel. Butter him on baith sides, an’ then ye easy get to the richt side. Praise his land, his craps, his nowte, his house, his garden, his Glenlivet, his every- thing ; but tak care what ye say o’ his dochter to his face.” “ The Laird has got a daughter, then, it seems?” “ Ay, that he has, an* a comely quean she is ; but he’ll be a clever man wha can rin awa wi’ her frae the Haugh. The Laird just dotes upon her, an’ he wouldna pairt wi’ her for love or siller. If she has a sweetheart, I’m thinkin’ he’ll need to sook his thoomb, an’ bide a wee.” In answer to my inquiries the land- lord informed me that Miss Jessie Ram- say was the Laird’s only daughter, and that her mother had been dead for several years. His information and anecdotes regarding the eccentric char- HOW I WON THE LAIRUS DAUGHTER. 49 acter of the old-fashioned proprietor of the Haugh, excited my curiosity so much that I resolved to pay him an early visit on the following day. After sitting for an hour or two, during which time Mr Barlas became more and more loqua- cious, I seized the first favourable opportunity to propose an adjournment, and receiving the reluctant assent of mine host, I retired to rest, and slept soundly in spite of all the crowing cocks of St Dunstan. In the morning the tidings were through the whole village that a new doctor had come, and several people became suddenly unwell, for the express purpose, I presume, of testing my skill. Three urgent cases I found to be ordi- nary headache, and, fearing lest my trip to the Haugh might be delayed for two weeks, I hired the best hack the GrossrKeys could afford, and made off for the domicile of the eccentric Laird. The owner of the hack was very anxious to accompany me, but I preferred making the excursion alone. The weather was mild and delightful ; the trees seemed lovelier in decay than in the fulness of summer life ; and the Tweed flowed and murmured softly as the waters of Siloah. Half-an-hour’s riding brought me to the Haugh — an ancient edifice embosomed among trees. In the prime of its youth it would doubt- less be considered a splendid mansion ; but in its old age it had an ungainly appearance, although not altogether destitute of a certain picturesque air. After disposing of my hack to a little Jack-of-all-work urchin, who was look- ing about for some work to do, or meditating mischief, I knocked at the door, and was ushered, by an old serving -woman, into a quaint apart- ment, crammed with antique furniture. The mantelpiece absolutely groaned under its load of ornaments, while a great spreading plume of peacock’s feathers waved triumphantly over all. This must be the Laird’s fancy, I thought, and not the taste of Miss Jessie. Several pictures illustrative of fox-hunting, and two portraits, adorned the walls. None of them could be considered as belonging to any parti- cular school, or as masterpieces in art. On the window-blinds a besieging force was represented as assaulting a not very formidable castle. While I sat amusing myself with the oddities of the apartment, the door opened, and the Laird entered. He was a gray-haired, ruddy-faced, shrewd- looking man of fifty or thereabouts. I was rather taken with his dress. He wore a blue coat of antique cut, knee breeches, long brown gaiters with metal buttons, and his vest was beautified with perpendicular yellow stripes. There was an air of dignity about him when he entered as though he were conscious that he was Laird of the Haugh, and that I had come to consult him about some important business. Being a Justice of the Peace, as I afterwards learned, he probably wished to impress a stranger with a sense of his official greatness. I did not know very well whether to address him as Mr Ramsay or the ‘ ‘ Laird ; ” but he relieved me of the difficulty by saying in broad Scotch, “ This is a grand day, sir ; hae ye ridden far?” ‘‘No,” I replied, “ only from St Dunstan.” “Just that— just that,” said the Laird, with a peculiar tone. “I thocht as much when I met the callant leadin’ awa the Cross -Key’s charger, — puir beast ! ” I handed the Laird the letter of intro- duction which I had received from one of the medical professors in Edinburgh. He read it very slowly, as though he were spelling and weighing every word, and he had pemsed it twice from be- ginning to end before he rose and wel- comed me to the Haugh. “ He’s a clever man, that professor,” quoth Laird Ramsay ; “ an’ he speaks D THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, o’ ye, doctor, in a flattering way ; but the proof o’ the puddin’ is the preein’ o’t, ye ken. Ye’ve shown some spunk in cornin’ sae quick to St Dunstan ; but ye’re young eneuch to be on your ain coat-tail yet.” “We must begin somewhere and sometime, Mr Ramsay,” I rejoined. “ Ye’re richt there,” answered the Laird ; and then added with a chuckle, “but patients dinna like to be made victims o’. However, we’ll think aboot that. Ye’ll be nane the worse o’ some- thing to eat and drink, I’m thinkin’ ; an’ to tell the truth, I want to weet my ain whistle. ” So saying, the Laird o’ the Haugh rose and rang the bell, and told the old serving- woman, the handmaiden of the household, to bid Jessie speak to him. In a short time Jessie, a tall, handsome, hearty, fresh-coloured, black- haired beauty, came tripping into the room. The Laird was not very cere- monious so far as the matter of introduc- tion was concerned, but Jessie was one of those frank girls who can introduce themselves, and make you feel perfectly at home at once. The father and daughter were evidently strongly at- tached to each other. ‘ ‘ Bring us some wine first, like a gude lass,” said the Laird, “an’ then we’ll tak something mair substantial when ye’re ready.” Jessie, like a dutiful daughter, placed the decanters and glasses on the table. There was an elasticity in her step, a grace in her every motion, and an irresistible charm in her frank and affectionate smile. The Laird did not seem altogether to relish the manner in which my eyes involuntarily followed her movements ; and remembering what mine host of the Cross-Keys had told me on the previous night, I resolved to be as circumspect as possible, both in look and word. The Laird o* the Haugh pledged the young doctor, and the young doctor pledged the Laird. Meanwhile, Jessie had disappeared to look after the substantial. A glass or two of his capital wine warmed Laird Ramsay into a fine conversational mood, and we got on famously together. After dinner, when the punch was produced, our intimacy increased, and I began to love the eccentric Laird for the sake of his beautiful and accomplished daughter. I discovered that he had a hearty relish for humorous stories and anecdotes, and I plied him with them in thick succes- sion, until the fountain of laughter ran over in tears. I was determined to take the old gentleman by storm, and Miss Jessie, with quick feminine instinct, appeared to be more than half aware of my object. However, I carefully ab- stained from exciting his suspicion by conversing directly with Jessie, even when he appeared to be in the most genial and pleasant mood. The evening was pretty far advanced when I left his hospitable board. “Mind, you’re to be the doctor o’ St Dunstan,” he said, as I mounted the Cross-Key’s charger. “ We’ll hae nae- body but yoursel, an’ ye mun be sure an’ come back soon again to the Haugh. ” I rode home to mine inn fully resolved to locate myself in the village, and firmly persuaded that if I had not captivated the Laird’s daughter, I had at least conquered the Laird himself. Chapter II. “ Weel, doctor, is it a’ richt wi’ the Laird?” inquired Mr Barlas when I returned to the Cross-Keys. “Yes,” I rejoined, “it’s all right. Laird Ramsay is now my warmest and staunchest supporter, and a most com- panionable old gentleman he is.” “ I never heard the like o’ that,” said HOW I WON THE LAIRUS DAUGHTER. SI the landlord, lifting up his eyebrows in astonishment. “’Od, doctor, ye’re jist like that auld Roman reiver, Caesar, wha gaed aboot seein’ and conquerin’. Ye hae a clear coast noo, when ye hae gotten the gudewill o’ the Laird and the minister. An’ what think ye o’ the dochter ? Isna she a comely lass. Miss Ramsay ?” “She is, indeed, Mr Barlas,” I replied. ‘ ‘ The young lady seems to do her best to make her father feel happy and comfortable, and I have no doubt that many ‘ braw wooers’ will frequent- ly find their way to the Haugh.” “Na, doctor, na. As I tell’t ye afore, the Laird is unco fond o’ Miss Jessie, an’ I dinna believe he would pairt wi’ her to the best . man i’ the kintra-side. But ye hae sic an uncom- mon power o’ cornin’ roond folk that I wouldna wonner to see ye tryin’t yersel.” “Stranger things have happened, Mr Barlas,” I rejoined. “Meantime, my mind is made up to settle down in St Dunstan. I like the place and the people, the Eildon Hills, the Tweed, and Laird Ramsay.” “No to speak o’ his dochter,” interjected mine host with a knowing look. “But where,” I continued, “am I to take up my quarters ?” “Ye needna put yersel in a peck o’ troubles aboot that, doctor. There’s Dr Sommerville’s cottage just waitin’ for ye alang the road a bit. It’s a commodious hoose, wi’ trees roond it an’ a bonny garden at the back, slopin’ to the south. Dr Sommerville was fond o’ flowers, an’ I never saw a pleasanter place than it was in simmer. But the fac’ is, ye’ll hae to tak it, doctor, •because there’s no anither hoose to let in the hale toun.” “Such being the case, Mr Barlas, there is no choice, and the matter is settled.” “Just that — just that,” responded the worthy landlord, and then added, with an eye to business, “Ye can mak the Cross-Keys yer hame till ye get the cottage a’ painted an’ furnished to your mind.” “ So be it, Mr Barlas ; and now that the house is settled, what about a house- keeper? Was Dr Sommerville mar- ried?” “ Married ? of course, he was married, an’ had lots o’ weans to the bargain. But just try yer hand wi’ Miss Ramsay. I would like grand to see ye at that game, doctor.” “ Nonsense,” I rejoined. “ I do not want to steal the Laird’s ewe-lamb, and break with him at the very commence- ment of my course. Is there no quiet, decent, honest body about St Dunstan who would make a good and active housekeeper ?” “They’re a’ honest an’ decent the- gither, except it be twa or three o’ the canglin’ mugger folk wha mend auld pans and break ane ‘anither’s heads. Let me see — stop a wee — ou, ay — I have ye noo, doctor ; there’s Mrs Johnston — a clean, thrifty, tidy woman o’ forty or thereabouts ; she’ll fit ye to a T, an’ keep yer hoose like a new leek. Her gudeman was an elder ; but he took an inward trouble aboot a year syne, an’ a’ the skill o’ Doctor Sommerville couldna keep his life in when his time was come. I’ll speak to Mrs Johnston the morn, so ye can keep yer mind easy aboot a housekeeper.” “We’re getting on famously, Mr Barlas. The house and housekeeper are both disposed of. What next ?” “What next, doctor? The next thing, I’m thinkin’, ’ill be a horse. Folk will be sendin’ for ye post-haste to gang sax or seven miles awa, an’ ye canna get on without a beast. Are ye ony- thing skeely in horseflesh ?” “No,” I replied, “not particularly. I would require to purchase a horse by proxy.” This reply appeared to give mine 52 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. host considerable satisfaction. After a brief pause he said, “Weel, (doctor, what think ye o’ the beastie that took ye to the Haugh the day ? It’s fine an’ canny, an’ free frae a’ kind o’ pranks. It would never fling ye aff an’ break your banes when ye were gaun to mend ither folk’s bodies. It’ll no cost ye muckle siller, and ye’ll get a capital bargain wi’ the beast. ” I could not help smiling when the landlord detailed the excellent qualities of the Rosinante of the Cross-Keys — the superb steed which excited the compassion of Laird Ramsay. “ It is an admirable animal, Mr Bar- las,” I replied, always careful to avoid giving offence ; “but the truth is, there is a friend of mine in Edinburgh who is great in horses, and who would never forgive me if I did not permit him to make the selection and the purchase.” “Vera weel, doctor — vera well,” rejoined the landlord, professing con- tentment, although apparently some- what chagrined. “Ye may get a stronger and mair speerity beast \ but, tak my word for’t, ye’ll no get ane to answer yer purpose better. It’s an extraordinar’ sensible animal, an’ kens a’ the roads aboot the kintra-side. In the darkest winter nicht ye micht fling the bridle on its neck, and it would bring ye hame to St Dunstan safe an’ soond. Y e can tak anither thocht about it, doctor, an’ I mun awa an’ gie the beast its supper.” A few weeks after the above confab with the sagacious landlord of the Cross- Keys, I was quietly domiciled in Oak- bank Cottage, on the outskirts of St Dunstan, and had commenced the routine work of a medical practitioner. Mrs Johnston was duly installed as housekeeper ; and a capital riding- horse, which Mr Barlas was compelled to allow “micht do,” arrived from the metropolis. I liked my cottage very much. It stood apart from the public road, and was quiet and secluded. Rows of poplar trees surrounded the green, and flower pots in front, and a tall beechen-hedge girdled on all sides the sloping garden in the rear. The high banks of the Tweed, adorned with many-tinted foliage, swept along close at hand, and the strong deep gush of that noble river was borne abroad on every swell of wind. Oakbank Cottage was, in my estimation, the sweetest residence in and around St Dunstan ; and as I, like my predecessor, was fond of floriculture, I resolved to make the place look like a little paradise when the spring and summer months came round again. I was not long in getting into a good practice. There was not much opposition from other gentlemen in the district, and many miles I rode both by night and by day. It always vexed the heart of my worthy house- keeper, Mrs Johnston, when a special messenger called me away to a distance after nightfall, and there was no end to the instructions she gave me — M. D. though I was — about the best means of preventing sore throats and rheumatisms. Mrs Johnston had never listened to the learned prelections of medical professors at any of our universities ; nevertheless, like many other sensible and sedate women, in her own sphere of life, she had managed to pick up no inconsider- able amount of sound medical know- ledge. I was soon on the best of terms with all the people of the village, for it will generally be found that while a clergy- man has admirers and detractors among his own hearers, a doctor who is gifted with a modicum of amiability can easily make hiro.self a favourite with all classes. Of course, when any person dies, the fiends of the deceased will not unfre- quently declaim against the imperfection of the medical treatment ; but grumbl- ings such as these are natural and par- donable, and fail to shake the general esteem in which the practitioner is held. The minister of the parish was a frequent HOW I WON THE LAIRHS DAUGHTER, 53 visitor at Oakbank, and in order to strengthen our good fellowship, I be- came a member of his congregation. He was an upright and honest-hearted man, although somewhat too polemical for my taste. I used to think that he was in the habit of airing his argumen- tative speeches in my presence before he delivered himself of them at Presby- tery meetings. None of the people in the district seemed better satisfied than Laird Ram- say o’ the Haugh that I had located myself in St Dunstan. He called one day at Oakbank, soon after my settle- ment, just as I was preparing to set out on a rural ride. The Laird was attired in the ordinary dress which he wore at the Haugh. The brown hat, the blue antique coat, the knee-breeches, the long gaiters, and the yellow - striped vest, seeined to form a part of his eccentric character. “ Gude day t’ye, Dr Wilson — gude day,” said the Laird, as he shook me by the hand. “ What way hae ye been sae lang in cornin’ ower my way ? I’m wearyin’ sair to get anither firlot o’ yon queer humoursome stories oot o’ ye. Can ye come ower to the Haugh the morn, and tak a bit check o’ dinner wi* some freends that I’m just on the road to inveet to meet you, doctor?” “ It will afford me much pleasure, Mr Ramsay.” “That’s richt — that’s richt. Gie a’ yer patients a double dram o’ medicine the day, an’ that’ll save ye trouble the morn. I’ll no deteen ye langer i’ the noo, since I see ye’re for takin’ the road. Man, doctor, that’s a capital horse ye’ve gotten. I’ll try ye a steeple- chase some day, auld as I am.” Next day I did not forget to mount my horse, which I had christened Prince Charlie, and ride over to the Haugh. It was more the desire to meet again the handsome and black-haired Jessie, than the expectation of a good dinner, — in which the laird was said to excel, — that made me keep my appointment with scrupulous care, although two or three of my distant patients thereby missed an expected visit. I found a goodly company assembled in the Laird’s old-fashioned mansion. Several neigh- bouring lairds with their wives were present, my excellent friend the minister of the parish, and some of the ‘ ‘ chief men” of St Dunstan. A few young ladies graced the company ; but it struck me as something singular that I was the only young gentleman who had been honoured with an invitation. Does the Laird really think, I asked myself, that he will keep away the dangerous disease of love from his charming daughter’s heart by excluding chivalrous youths from his dinner-table? What intense selfishness there may be in the warmest paternal affection ! Nor was selfishness altogether absent from my own heart. I began to feel a kind of secret satisfaction that the coast was clear, and that undivided attentions could be given and received. Jessie was all smiles, grace, and beauty ; and before dinner was finished, I was more than charmed — I was bewitched with her manners and conversation. When the ladies retired from table I endea- voured, as on the former occasion, to j keep the Laird o’ the Haugh in good humour, being now determined, for a particular reason, to rise rather than fall in his estimation. When the min- ister introduced polemics I flung out a shower of puns ; when oxen became the topic I spiced the talk with some racy stories. The ruse succeeded. Between the strong waters and the stories, Laird Ramsay was elevated into a hilarious region, and he would have forgiven his worst enemy on the spot. He was not aware that I was playing with him and upon him for a purpose. When my stock was getting exhausted I started the minister on his everlasting expedition to Rome, and managed, at the commencement of his narrative, to 54 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. escape from table unperceived. I was not particularly anxious to “join the ladies but I was excessively desirous to have, if possible, some private conversation with Jessie Ramsay. There could be no denying the fact that I — the young medical practitioner of St Dunstan — had fallen in love, how or why it boots not to inquire, with the beautiful daugh- ter of the Laird o’ the Haugh. I felt it through every vein of my body, and every fibre of my heart, and I fondly imagined from sundry stealthy glances and sweet suggestive smiles that the dear creature had perceived and recipro- cated my attachment. The golden silence of love is the highest eloquence, and the most entrancing song. As good luck and favouring fortune would have it, I had no sooner left the dining-hall than the object of my adoration came tripping down stairs alone. In looking over the drawing-room window a rich flower from her lustrous hair had fallen to the ground, and the lovely creature was now hastening to secure the lost treasure. Here was an opportunity little anticipated, but long remembered. It was impossible that I could be so ungallant as allow her to search for the fallen flower by herself, and we there- fore went out into the open air together. There was no moon, but the stars were shining full, and brilliant in the firma- ment. Tall holly bushes and other shrubs surrounded the house within the outer circle of trees. The only two sounds I distinctly heard were the beat- ing of my heart, and the humming sound of the minister’s voice as he nar- rated the incidents of his pilgrimage to the Eternal City. I blessed the good man for his unconscious kindness in granting me this opportunity. Jessie and I proceeded to the place where the flower was supposed to be. I saw it at once, and she saw it at once ; but both of us pretended that we had not seen it, and so the sweet search continued. Need I describe, O amiable reader ! how in searching and stooping I felt the touch of her ringleted hair, the warmth of her breath, the delicate softness of her cheek, and imbibed the honey-balm of her lips? At last the flower was found, — I blessed it unaware, — and, under the starlight, replaced it on that lovely head from which it had not been untimely plucked, but had most opportunely fallen. We returned to the house undis- covered. The Laird, I knew, was in that pleased and placid state when he could have listened for many hours to the Man of the Moon describing the incidents of his celestial travels and the wonders he had seen from his specular tower. I parted with Jessie at the foot of the staircase, pressed her soft warm hand, and re-entered the room which I had rather unceremoniously left. The minister had got upon the Pope, and all the symptoms of “tired nature” were apparent on the faces of most of the listeners. They had the look of a con- gregation when the thirteenth ‘ ‘ head ” is being propounded with due delibera- tion from the pulpit. The Laird had not seen me depart, but he saw me enter. He evidently placed in me the most implicit reliance, and there was no suspicion in his look. “ Hae ye been snuflin’ the caller air, doctor?” he inquired. I answered in the affirmative with a look of perfect innocence, and then the Laird added, wishing apparently to cut short the minister’s harangue, “Ay, weel, let’s join the leddies noo.” After that evening I was a frequent and welcome visitor at the Haugh. Prince Charlie soon knew the way to his own stall in the Laird’s stables. Some golden opportunities occurred when the Laird was absent for inter- views and conversations with Jessie. We plighted our mutual troth, and were devoted to each other heart and soul. The one grand difficulty in the way of our happiness was the removal HOW I WON THE LAIRHS DAUGHTER, 55 of the Laird’s scruples with regard to the marriage of his daughter. At last, when jogging leisurely homeward to Oakbank one evening, I hit upon a scheme which ultimately resulted in complete success, and gave me posses- sion of the being whom I loved dearer than life. A wealthy and winsome widow lady resided in the neighbourhood of St Dunstan, and the project entered my brain to make her believe that Laird Ramsay had some notions of her, and also to make him believe that she had a warm side of her heart to him. If I could only get the Laird to marry the widow, I knew that Jessie would soon thereafter be mine. The Laird was open to flattery ; he was fond of what Mr Barlas called “ butter';” and I did not despair of being able to make him renew his youth. Tact was required in such a delicate undertaking, and I resolved to do my spiriting gently. I began with the Laird first one evening when he was in his mellow after-dinner state. I praised the graces and win- some ways of Mrs Mackinlay, and drew from the Laird the confession that he thought her a “ very gude and sociable- like leddy.” I then tried a few dex- terous passes before hinting that she had j a warm side to the Laird o’ the Haugh. “Ye dinna mean to say that Mrs Mackinlay is castin’ a sheep’s e’e at me, do ye, doctor ?” “ I can assure you, Mr Ramsay,” I rejoined, “ that she speaks of you always with great respect, and seems to wonder why you do not honour her with a visit occasionally.” “ Ay, doctor, it’s queer what way I never thocht o’ that. She’s a sensible leddy after a’, Mrs Mackinlay. I think I could do worse than look ower at her hoose some o’ these days.” “ It’s the very thing you ought to do, Mr Ramsay,” I replied. “You will find her company highly entertaining. She has an accumulated fund of stories and anecdotes.” “Has she, doctor? — has she? Weel, I’ll gang ; but what would Jessie say, I wunner?” I had now put the Laird on the right scent, and I tried my best also with Mrs Mackinlay. I made her aware of the Laird’s intended visit, and hinted tenderly its probable object. After a lengthened conversation, in which I ex- ercised all the ingenuity I possessed, I left her with the impression on my mind that Laird Ramsay’s addresses when he called would be met half-way. The meeting did take place — it was followed by another and another — and the upshot of the matter was that the eccentric Laird and the wealthy widow were duly wedded, to the astonishment of the whole district. I allowed six months of their wedded bliss to slip past before I asked the Laird’s consent to have Jessie re- moved from the Haugh to Oakbank. j A sort of dim suspicion of the whole affair seemed to cross the Laird’s mind when I addressed him. A pawky twinkle lit up his eye as he replied, “ Ah, ye rogue ! — tak her, an’ my blessin’ alang wi’ her. Ye ken whaur to look for a gude wife, an’ I daursay ye’ll no mak the warst o’ gudemen.” Thus I won the Laird’s daughter, and the paradise of Oakbank, in the village of St Dun- stan, was complete in happiness. 56 BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. MOSS-SIDE. By Professor Wilson. Gilbert Ainslie was a poor man ; and he had been a poor man all the days of his life, which were not few, for his thin hair was now waxing gray. He had been born and bred on the small moorland farm which he now occupied; and he hoped to die there, as his father and grandfather had done before him, leaving a family just above the more bitter wants of this world. Labour, hard and unremitting, had been his lot in life ; but, although sometimes severely tried, he had never repined; and through all the mist and gloom, and even the storms that had assailed him, he had lived on from year to year in that calm and resigned contentment which uncon- sciously cheers the hearthstone of the blameless poor. With his own hands he had ploughed, sowed, and reaped his often scanty harvest, assisted, as they grew up, by three sons, who, even in boyhood, were happy to work along with their father in the fields. Out of doors or in, Gilbert Ainslie was never idle. The spade, the shears, the plough- shaft, the sickle, and the flail, all came readily to hands that grasped them well; and 'not a morsel of food was eaten under his roof, or a garment worn there, that was not honestly, severely, nobly earned. Gilbert Ainslie was a slave, but it was for them he loved with a sober and deep affection. The thraldom under which he lived God had imposed, and it only served to give his character a shade of silent gravity, but not austere ; to make his smiles fewer, but more heartfelt ; to calm his soul at grace before and after meals, and to kindle it in morning and evening prayer. There is no need to tell the character of the wife of such a man. Meek and thoughtful, yet gladsome and gay withal, her heaven was in her house ; and her gentler and weaker hands helped to bar the door against want. Of ten children that had been born to them, they had lost three ; and as they had fed, clothed, and educated them respectably, so did they give them who died a respectable funeral. The living did not grudge to give up, for a while, some of their daily comforts for the sake of the dead ; and bought, with the little sums which their industry had saved, decent mournings, worn on Sabbath, and then carefully laid by. Of the seven that survived, two sons and a daughter were farm- servants in the neighbourhood, while two daughters and two sons remained at home, growing, or grown up, a small, happy, hard-working household. Many cottages are there in Scotland like Moss-side, and many such humble and virtuous cottagers as were now beneath its roof of straw. The eye of the passing traveller may mark them, or mark them not, but they stand peace- fully in thousands over all the land; and most beautiful do they make it, through all its wide valleys and narrow glens — its low holms, encircled by the rocky walls of some bonny burn — its green mounts, elated with their little crown- ing groves of plane-trees — its yellow corn-fields — its bare pastoral hill-sides, and all its heathy moors, on whose black bosom lie shining or concealed glades of excessive verdure, inhabited by flowers, and visited only by the far- flying bees. Moss-side was not beauti- ful to a careless or hasty eye ; but, when looked on and surveyed, it seemed a pleasant dwelling. Its roof, over- grown with grass and moss, was almost as green as the ground out of which its weather-stained walls appeared to grow. The moss behind it was separated from MOSS-SIDE. S7 a little garden, by a narrow slip of arable land, the dark colour of which showed that it had been won from the wild by patient industry, and by patient industry retained. It required a bright sunny day to make Moss-side fair, but then it was fair indeed ; and when the little brown moorland birds were sing- ing their short songs among the rushes and the heather, or a lark, perhaps lured thither by some green barley-field for its undisturbed nest, rose ringing all over the enlivened solitude, the little bleak farm smiled like the paradise of poverty, sad and affecting in its lone and extreme simplicity. The boys and girls had made some plots of flowers among the vegetables that the little garden supplied for their homely meals; pinks and carnations, brought from walled gardens of rich men farther down in the cultivated strath, grew here with somewhat diminished lustre ; a bright show of tulips had a strange beauty in the midst of that moorland ; and the smell of roses mixed well with that of the clover, the beautiful fair clover that loves the soil and the air of Scotland, and gives the rich and balmy milk to the poor man’s lips. In this cottage, Gilbert’s youngest child, a girl about nine years of age, had been lying for a week in a fever. It was now Saturday evening, and the ninth day of the disease. Was she to live or die ? It seemed as if a very few hours were between the innocent crea- ture and heaven. All the symptoms were those of approaching death. The parents knew well the change that comes over the human face, whether it be in infancy, youth, or prime, just before the departure of the spirit ; and as they stood together by Margaret’s bed, it seemed to them that the fatal shadow had fallen upon her features. The surgeon of the parish lived some miles distant, but they expected him now every moment, and many a wistful look was directed by tearful eyes along the moor. The daughter who was out at service came anxiously home on this night, the only one that could be allowed her ; for the poor must work in their grief, and servants must do their duty to those whose bread they eat, even when nature is sick — sick at heart. Another of the daughters came in from the potato-field beyond the brae, with what was to be their frugal supper. The calm, noiseless spirit of life was in and around the house, while death seemed dealing with one who, a few days ago, was like light upon the floor, and the sound of music, that always breathed up when most wanted ; glad and joyous in common talk — sweet, silvery, and mournful, when it joined in hymn or psalm. One after the other, they all continued going up to the bedside, and then coming away sobbing or silent, to see their merry little sister, who used to keep dancing all day like a butterfly in a meadow- field, or, like a butterfly with shut wings on a flower, trifling for a while in the silence of her joy, now tossing restlessly on her bed, and scarcely- sensible to the words of endearment whispered around her, or the kisses dropped with tears, in spite of them- selves, on her burning forehead. Utter poverty often kills the affec- tions ; but a deep, constant, and com- mon feeling of this world’s hardships, and an equal participation in all those struggles by which they may be soft- ened, unite husband and wife, parents and children, brothers and sisters, in thoughtful and subdued tenderness, making them happy indeed, while the circle round the fire is unbroken, and yet preparing them every day to bear the separation, when some one or other is taken slowly or suddenly away. Their souls are not moved by fits and starts, although, indeed, nature some- times will wrestle with necessity ; and there is a wise moderation both in the joy and the grief of the intelligent S8 THF BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. poor, which keeps lasting trouble away from their earthly lot, and prepares them silently and unconsciously for heaven. “ Do you think the child is dying?’’ said Gilbert, with a calm voice, to the surgeon, who, on his wearied horse, had just arrived from another sick-bed, over the misty range of hills, and had been looking steadfastly for some mi- nutes on the little patient. The humane man knew the family well, in the midst of whom he was standing, and replied, ‘ ‘ While there is life there is hope ; but my pVetty little Margaret is, I fear, in the last extremity. ” There was no loud lamentation at these words ; all had before known, though they would not confess it to themselves, what they now were told ; and though the certainty that was in the words of the skilful man made their hearts beat for a little with sicker throbbings, made their pale faces paler, and brought out from some eyes a greater gush of tears, yet 'death had been before in this house, and in this case he came, as he always does, in awe, but not in terror. There were wandering and wavering and dreamy delirious fantasies in the brain of the innocent child ; but the few words she indistinctly uttered were affecting, not rending to the heart, for it was plain that she thought herself herding her sheep in the green silent pastures, and sitting wrapped in her plaid upon the lown and sunny side of the Birk-knowe. She was too much exhausted — there was too little life, too little breath in her heart — to frame a tune ; but some of her words seemed to be from favourite old songs ; and at last her mother wept, and turned aside her face, when the child, whose blue eyes were shut, and her lips almost still, breathed out these lines of the beautiful twenty - third Psalm : — The Lord’s my shepherd, I’ll not want. He makes me down to lie In pastures green : He leadeth me The quiet waters by. ■ The child was now left with none but her mother by the bedside, for it was said to be best so ; and Gilbert and his family sat down round the kitchen fire, for a while, in silence. In about a quarter of an hour, they began to rise calmly, and to go each to his allotted work. One of the daughters went forth with the pail to milk the cow, and another began to set out the table in the middle of the floor for supper, covering it with a white cloth. Gilbert viewed the usual household arrangements with a solemn and untroubled eye ; and there was almost the faint light of a grateful smile on his cheek, as he said to the worthy surgeon, “You will partake of our fare, after your day’s travel and toil of humanity?” In a short silent half- hour, the potatoes and oat-cakes, butter and milk, were on the board ; and Gilbert, lifting up his toil-hardened but manly hand, with a slow motion, at which the room was as hushed as if it had been empty, closed his eyes in reverence, and asked a blessing. There was a little stool, on which no one sat, by the old man’s side. It had been put there unwittingly, when the other seats were all placed in their usual order ; but the golden head that was won’t to rise at that part of the table was now wanting. There was silence — not a word was said — their meal was before them — God had been thanked, and they began to eat. While they were at their silent meal a horseman came galloping to the door, and, with a loud voice, called out that he had been sent express with a letter to Gilbert Ainslie ; at the same time rudely, and with an oath, demanding a dram for his trouble. The eldest son, a lad of eighteen, fiercely seized the bridle of his horse, and turned its head away from the door. The rider, some- what alarmed at the flushed face of the powerful stripling, threw down the let- ter and rode off. Gilbert took the letter from his son’s hand, casting, at MOSS-SIDE. 59 the same time, a half-upbraiding look on his face, that was returning to its former colour. “ I feared,” — said the youth, with a tear in his eye, — “ I feared that the brute’s voice, and the trampling of the horse’s feet, would have disturbed her. ” Gilbert held the letter hesitatingly in his hand, as if afraid at that moment to read it ; at length he said aloud to the surgeon : — “You know that I am a poor man, and debt, if justly incurred, and punc- tually paid when due, is no dishonour.” Both his hand and his voice shook slightly as he spoke ; but he opened the letter from the lawyer, and read it in silence. At this moment his wife came from her child’s bedside, and, looking anxiously at her husband, told him “not to mind about the money, that no man who knew him would arrest his goods, or put him into prison. Though, dear me, it is cruel to be put to thus, when our bairn is dying, and when, if so it be the Lord’s will, she should have a decent burial, poor inno- cent, like them that went before her.” Gilbert continued reading the letter with a face on which no emotion could be discovered ; and then, folding it up, he gave it to his wife, told her she might read it if she chose, and then put it into his desk in the room, beside the poor dear bairn. She took it from him, without reading it, and crushed it into her bosom : for she turned her ear towards her child, and thinking she heard it stir, ran out hastily to its bedside. Another hour of trial passed, and the child was still swimming for its life. The very dogs knew there was grief in the house, and lay without stirring, as if hiding themselves, below the long table at the window. One sister sat with an unfinished gown on her knees, that she had been sewing for the dear child, and still continued at the hope- less work, she scarcely knew why ; and often, often putting up her hand to wipe away a tear. “ What is that ?” said the old man to his eldest daughter. “ What is that you are laying on the shelf?” She could scarcely reply that it was a riband and an ivory comb that she had brought for little Margaret, against the night of the dancing-school ball. And at these words the father could not restrain a long, deep, and bitter groan ; at which the boy, nearest in age to his dying sister, looked up weeping in his face ; and, letting the tattered book of old ballads, which he had been poring on, but not reading, fall out of his hands, he rose from his seat, and, going into his father’s bosom, kissed him, and asked God to bless him : for the holy heart of the boy was moved within him ; and the old man, as he embraced him, felt that, in his innocence and simplicity, he was indeed a comforter. “ The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away,” said the old man ; “blessed be the name of the Lord !” The outer door gently opened, and he whose presence had in former years brought peace and resignation hither, when their hearts had been tried even as they now were tried, stood before them. On the night before the Sab- bath, the minister of Auchindown never left his manse, except, as now, to visit the sick or dying bed. Scarcely could Gilbert reply to his first question about his child, when the surgeon came from the bedroom, and said — “ Margaret seems lifted up by God’s hand above death and the grave : I think she will recover. She has fallen asleep ; and, when she wakes, I hope — I — believe — that the danger will be past, and that your child will live.” They were all prepared for death ; but now they were found unprepared for life. One wept that had till then locked up all her tears within her heart ; another gave a short palpitating shriek ; and the tender-hearted Isobel, who had nursed the child when it was a baby, fainted away. The youngest 6o THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. brother gave way to gladsome smiles ; and calling out his dog Hector, who used to sport with him and his little sister on the moor, he told the tidings to the dumb irrational creature, whose eyes, it is certain, sparkled with a sort of joy. The clock for some days had been prevented from striking the hours ; but the silent fingers pointed to the hour of nine ; and that, in the cottage of Gilbert Ainslie, was the stated hour of family worship. His own honoured minister took the Book, — He waled a portion with judicious care, And, “ Let us worship God,” he said, with solemn air. A chapter was read — a prayer said ; and so, too, was sung a psalm ; but it was sung low, and with suppressed voices, lest the child’s saving sleep, might be broken ; and now and then the female voices trembled, or some one of them ceased altogether ; for there had been tribulation and anguish, and now hope and faith were tried in the joy of thanksgiving. The child still slept ; and its sleep seemed more sound and deep. It appeared almost certain that the crisis was over, and that the flower was not to fade. “ Children,” said Gilbert, “ our happiness is in the love we bear to one another ; and our duty is in submitting to and serving God. Gra- cious, indeed, has He been unto us. Is not the recovery of our little darling, dancing, singing Margaret, worth all the gold that ever was mined ? If we had had thousands of thousands, would we not have filled up her grave with the worthless dross of gold, rather than that she should have gone down there with her sweet face and all her rosy smiles?” There was no reply, but a joyful sobbing all over the room. Never mind the letter, nor the debt, father,” said the eldest daughter. “We have all some little thing of our own, — a few pounds, — and we shall be able to raise as much as will keep arrest and prison at a distance. Or if they do take our furniture out of the house, all except Margaret’s bed, who cares ? We will sleep on the floor ; and there are potatoes in the field, and clear water in the spring. We need fear nothing, want nothing ; blessed be God for all His mercies !” Gilbert went into the sick-room, and got the letter from his wife, who was sitting at the head of the bed, watching, with a heart blessed beyond all bliss, the calm and regular breathings of her child. “This letter,” said he, mildly, “is not from a hard creditor. Come with me while I read it aloud to our children.” The letter was read aloud, and it was well fitted to diffuse pleasure and satisfaction through the dwelling of poverty. It was from an executor to the will of a distant relative, who had left Gilbert Ainslie ;^I5C)0. “The sum,” said Gilbert, “is a large one to folks like us, but not, I hope, large enough to turn our heads, or make us think ourselves all lords and ladies. It will do more, far more, than put me fairly above the world at last. I believe that, with it, I may buy this very farm, on which my fore- fathers have toiled. But God, whose providence has sent this temporal bless- ing, may He send us wisdom and prudence how to use it, and humble and grateful hearts to us all. ” “You will be able to send me to school all the year round now, father, ” said the youngest boy. “ And you may leave the flail to your sons, now, father,” said the eldest. “You may hold the plough still, for you draw a straighter furrow than any of us ; but hard work for young sinews ; and you may sit now oftener in your arm-chair by the ingle. You will not need to rise now in the dark, cold, and snowy winter mornings, and keep threshing corn in the barn for hours by candle- light, before the late dawning.” MV FIRST FEE, 6i There was silence, gladness, and sorrow, and but little sleep in Moss- side, between the rising and the setting of the stars, that were now out in thousands, clear, bright, and sparkling over the unclouded sky. Those who had lain down for an hour or two in bed could scarcely be said to have slept ; and when about morning little Margaret awoke, an altered creature, pale, languid, and unable to turn herself on her lowly bed, but with meaning in her eyes, memory in her mind, affection in her heart, and cool- ness in all her veins, a happy group were watching the first faint smile that broke over her features ; and never did one who stood there forget that Sab- bath morning on which she seemed to look round upon them all with a gaze of fair and sweet bewilderment, like one half conscious of having been res- cued from the power of the grave. MY FIRST FEE. A Chapter from the Autobiography of an Advocate. Fee him, father, fee him.” Seven long yearning years had elapsed since, with the budding anti- cipation of youthful hope, I had assumed the lugubrious insignia of the bar. During that dreadful time, each morn, as old St Giles told the hour of nine, might I be seen insinuating my emaciated figure within the penetralia of the Parliament House, where, be- gowned and bewigged, and with the zeal of a Powell or a Barclay, I paced about till two. These peripatetic practices had well-nigh ruined me in Wellingtons, and latterly in shoes. My little Erskine was in pawn ; while my tailor and my landlady threw out unmistakable and ominous hints regarding their long bills and longer credit. I dared not understand them, but consoled myself with the thought, that the day would come when my tailor would cease his dunning, and my landlady her clamour. I had gone the different circuits, worn and torn my gown, seated myself in awful contemplation on the side benches, maintained angry argument on legal points with some more favoured brother, within earshot of a wily writer. In fine, I had resorted to every means that fancy could suggest, or experience dictate ; but as yet my eyes had not seen, nor my pocket felt — a Fee. Alas ! this was denied. I might be said to be, as yet, no barris- ter : for what is a lawyer without a fee? A nonentity! a shadow! To my grief, I seemed to be fast verging to the latter ; and I doubt much whether the “Anatomie vivant” could have stood the comparison — so much had my feeless fast fed on my flesh ! I cannot divine the reason for this neglect of my legal services. In my own heart, I had vainly imagined the sufficiency of my tact and subtlety in unravelling a nice point ; neither had I been wanting in attention to my studies for Heaven and my landlady can bear witness, that my consumption of coal and candle would have sufficed any two ordinary readers. There was not a book or treatise on law which I had not dived into. I was insatiable in literature j but the world and the 62 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. writers seemed ignorant of my brain be-labouring system, and sedulously determined that my fee-ling propensities should not be gratified. Never did I meet an agent either in or out of Court, but my heart and hand felt a pleasing glow of hope and of joy at the prospect of pocketing a fee ; but how often have they turned their backs without even the mortifying allusion to such a catastrophe ! How often have I turned round in whirling ecstacy as I felt some seemingly patronising palm tap gently on my shoulders with such a tap as writers’ clerks are wont to use ; but oh, ye gods ! a grinning wretch merely asked me how I did, and passed on ! Nor were my non-legal friends more kind. There was an old gentleman, who, I knew (for I made it my business to enquire), had some thoughts of a law-plea. From him I received an invitation to dinner. Joyfully, as at all times, but more so on this occasion, was the summons obeyed. I had laid a train to introduce the subject of his wrongs at a time which might suit best, and with this plan I commenced my machinations. The old fox was too cunning even for me ; he too had his plot, and had hit upon the expedient of obtaining my opinion without a fee — the skinflint ! Long and doubtful was the contest ; hint succeeded hint, ques- tion after question was put, till at last my entertainer was victorious, and I retired crestfallen and feeless from the field ! By the soul of Erskine, had it not been for his dinners, I should have cut him for ever ! Still I grubbed with this one, cultivated an acquaintance with that, but all to no purpose ; no one pitied my position. My torments were those of the lost ! Hope (not the President) alone buoyed me up; visions of future sovereigns, numerous as those which appeared to Banquo of old, but of a better and more useful kind, flitted before my charmed imagination. Pride, poverty, and starvation pushed me on. What ! said I, shall it be hinted that I am likely neither to have a fee nor a feed? Tell it not in the First Division; publish it not in the Outer House ! All my thoughts were riveted to one object — to one object all my endeavours were bent, and to accomplish this seemed the ultimatum of bliss. Often have I looked with envy upon the more favoured candidates for judicial fame — those who never return to their domicile or their dinner, but to find their tables groaning with briefs ! How different from my case ! My case ? What case? I have no case! Not one fee to work its own desolateness ! Months and months passed on, still success came not ! The hoped-for event came not ; resolution died within me ; I formed serious intentions of being even with the profession. As the profession had cut me, I intended to have cut the profession. In my wants, I would have robbed, but my hand was withheld by the thought that the jesters of the stove might taunt me thus : “He could not live, so he died, by the law.” I have often thought that there is a great similarity between the hangman and the want of a fee ; the one is the finisher of the law, the other of lawyers ! Pondering on my griefs, with my feet on the expiring embers of a sea- coal fire, the chair in that swinging position so much practised and approved in Yankee-land, — the seat destined for a clerk occupied by my cat, for I love everything of the f e-line species, — my cogitations were disturbed by an ap- plication for admittance at the outer door. It was not^ the rat-tat of the postman, nor the rising and falling attack of the man of fashion, but a compound of both, which evidently bespoke the knockee unaccustomed to town. I am somewhat curious in knocks ; I admire the true principles of the art, by which one may distin- MV FIRST FEE. 63 guish the peer from the postman — the dun from the dilettante — the footman from the furnisher. But there was something in this knock which baffled all my skill ; yet sweet withal, thrilling through my heart with a joy unfelt before. Some spirit must have presided in the sound, for it seemed to me the music of the spheres. A short time elapsed, and my land- lady “opened wide the infernal doors.” Now hope cut capers — (Lazenby, thou wert not to blame, for of thy delicacies I dared not even dream !) — now hope cut capers within me ! Heavy footsteps were heard in the passage, and one of the lords of the creation marched his calves into the apartment. With ala- crity, I conveyed my corj^us juris to meet him, and, with all 'Civility, I re- quested him to be seated. My land- lady with her apron dusted the arm- chair (I purchased it at a sale of Lord M ’s effects not causes ^ — expecting to catch inspiration). In this said chair my man ensconced his clay. - I had commenced my survey of his person, when my eyes were attracted by a basilisk-like bunch of papers which the good soul held in his hand. In ecstasy I gazed — characters were marked on them which could not be mistaken ; a less keen glance than mine might have discovered their import. My joy was now beyond all bounds, testifying itself by sundry kickings and contor- tions of the body. I began to fear the worthy man might think me mad, and repent him of his errand ; I calmed my- self, and sat down. My guest thrust into my hands the papers, and then proceeded to issue letters of open doors against his dexter pocket. His inten- tions were evident ; with difficulty could I restrain myself. For some minutes he “groped about the vast abyss,” during which time my agitation increased so much that I could not have answered one question, even out of that favourite chapter of one of our institutional writers, “On the Institution of Fees.” But let me describe the man to whom I owe so much. He was a short, squat, farmer-looking being, who might have rented some fifty acres or so. Though stinted in his growth upwards. Dame Nature seemed determined to make him amends by an increase of* dimension in every other direction. His nose and face spoke volumes — ay, libraries — of punch and ale ; these potations had also made themselves manifested lower down, by the magnitude of the helli-ger- ent powers. There was in his face a cunning leer, in his figure a knowing tournure, which was still further heigh- tened by his dress ; this consisted of a green coat, which gave evident signs of its utter incapability of ever being iden- tified with Stultz ; cords and continua- tions encased the lower parts of his carcase ; a belcher his throat ; while the whole was surmounted by a castor of the most preposterous breadth of brim, and shallow capacity. But in this man’s appearance there was some- thing that pleased me ; something of a nature superior to other mortals. I might have been prejudiced, but his face and figure seemed to me more beautiful than morning. Never did I gaze with a more com- placent benevolence on a breeches- pocket. At last he succeeded in drag- ging from its depths a huge old stocking, through which “the yellow-lettered Geordie’s keeked.” With what rap- tures did I look on that old stocking, the produce, I presumed, of the stock- ing of his farm. It seemed to possess the power of fascination, for my eyes could not quit it. Even when my client (for now I calculated upon him) began to speak, my attention still wandered to the stocking. He told me of a dispute with his landlord about some matters relating to his farm, that he was wronged, and would have the law of the laird, though he should 64 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. spend his last shilling (here I looked with increased raptures at the stocking). On the recommendation of the minister (good man !), he had sought me for advice. He then opened wide the jaws of his homely purse — he inserted his paw — now my heart beat — he made a jingling noise — my heart beat quicker still — he pulled forth his two interest- ing fingers — oh, ecstasy ! he pressed five guineas into my extended hand — they touched the virgin palm, and oh, ye gods ! I was Fee’d ! ! ! — Edinburgh Literary yournal. THE KIEK OF TULLIBODY. The parish of Tullibody, in Clack- mannanshire, now united with Alloa, was, before the Reformation, an inde- pendent ecclesiastical district. The manner in which it lost its separate character is curious. In the year 1559, when Monsieur D’Oysel commanded the French troops on the coast of Fife, they were alarmed by the arrival of the English fleet, and thought of nothing but a hasty retreat. It was in the month of January, and at the breaking of a great storm. William Kirkaldy of Grange, commander of the congrega- tional forces, attentive to the circum- stances in which his enemies were caught, took advantage of this situation, and marched with great expedition to- wards Stirling, and cut the bridge of Tullibody, which was over the Devon, to prevent their retreat. By this manoeuvre, the French found them- selves completely enclosed. They were driven to an extremity which obliged them to resort to an extraordinary ex- pedient to effect their escape. They lifted the roof off the church of Tulli- body, and laid it along the broken part of the bridge, by which means they effected a safe retreat to Stirling. Such a dilapidation of the church caused the Tullibodians to proceed to the adjacent kirk of Alloa, and in a short time the parish ceased to be inde- pendent. The burying-ground round the ancient place of worship, now re- paired, still remains j and on the north side of it, where there had been formerly an entry, there is a stone coffin, with a niche for the head, and two for the arms, covered with a thick hollowed lid like a tureen. The lid is a good deal broken, but a curious tradition is preserved of the coffin. It is related that in early times a young lady of the neighbourhood had declared her affec- tion for the minister, who, either from his station or want of inclination, made no returns. So vexed was the lady on perceiving his indifference, that, in a short while, she sickened, and at last died of grief. While on her death- bed, she left it as her last request, that she should not be buried in the earth, but that her body should be placed in a stone coffin, and laid at the entry to the church ; which was done, and to this day, the stone retains the name of the “ Maiden’s Stone.” — Chambers' Edinburgh Journal^ 1832. THE PROGRESS OF INCONSTANCY. 65 THE PROGRESS OF INCONSTANCY; OR, THE SCOTS TUTOR. ** Sweet, tender sex ! with snares encompassed round. On others hang thy comforts and thy rest.”— Hogg. Nature has made woman weak, that she might receive with gratitude the protection of man. Yet how often is this appointment perverted ! How often does her protector become her oppressor ! Even custom seems leagued against her. Born with the tenderest feelings, her whole life is commonly a struggle to suppress them. Placed in the most favourable circumstances, her choice is confined to a few objects ; and unless where singularly fortunate, her fondest partialities are only a mo- dification of gratitude. She may re- ject, but cannot invite : may tell what would make her wretched, but dare not even whisper what would make her happy ; and, in a word, exercises merely a negative influence upon the most im- portant event of her life. Man has leisure to look around him, and may marry at any age, with almost equal advantage ; but woman must improve the fleeting moment, and determine quickly, at the hazard of determining rashly. The spring-time of her beauty will not last ; its wane will be the signal for the flight of her lovers ; and if the present opportunity is neglected, she may be left to experience the only species of misfortune for which the world evinces no sympathy. How cmel, then, to increase the misery of her natural dependence ! How un- generous to add treachery to strength, and deceive or disappoint those whose highest ambition is our favour, and whose only safety is our honesty ! William Arbuthnot was born in a remote county of Scotland, where his father rented a few acres of land, which his own industry had reclaimed from the greatest wildness to a state of con- siderable fertility. Having given, even in his first attempts at learning, those indications of a retentive memory, which the partiality of a parent easily construes into a proof of genius, he was early destined for the Scottish Church, and regarded as a philosopher before he had emerged from the nursery. While his father pleased himself with the prospect of seeing his name asso- ciated with the future greatness of his son, his mother, whose ambition took a narrower range, thought she could die contented if she should see him seated in the pulpit of his native church ; and perhaps, from a pardonable piece of vanity, speculated as frequently upon the effect his appearance would have upon the hearts of the neighbouring daughters, as his discourses upon the minds of their mothers. This practice, so common among the poorer classes in Scotland, of making one of their children a scholar, to the prejudice, as is alleged, of the rest, has been often remarked, and sometimes severely cen- sured. But probably the objections that have been urged against it, derive their chief force from the exaggerations upon which they are commonly founded. It is not in general true that parents, by bestowing the rudiments of a liberal education upon one of the family, materially injure the condition or pros- pects of the rest. For it must be re- membered that the plebeian student is soon left to trust to his own exertions for support, and, like the monitor of a Lancastrian seminary, unites the char- acters of pupil and master, and teaches and is taught by turns. But to proceed with our little narra- I tive. The parish schoolmaster having E 66 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, intimated to the parents of his pupil, that the period was at hand when he should be sent to prosecute his studies at the university, the usual preparations were made for his journey, and his departure was fixed for the following day, when he was to proceed to Edin- burgh under escort of the village carrier and his black dog Caesar, two of the eldest and most intimate of his acquaint- ance. Goldsmith’s poetical maxim, that little things are great to little men, is universally true ; and this was an event- ful day for the family of Belhervie, for that was the name of the residence of Mr Arbuthnot. The father was as profuse of his admonitions as the mother was of her tears, and had a stranger beheld the affiicted group, he would have naturally imagined that they were bewailing some signal calamity, in place of welcoming an event to which they had long looked forward with pleasure. But the feelings of affectionate regret, occa- sioned by this separation, were most seasonably suspended by the receipt of a letter from Mr Coventry, a respect- able farmer in the neighbourhood, in which that gentleman offered to engage their son for a few years, as a companion and tutor to his children. This was an offer which his parents were too prudent to reject, particularly as it might prove the means of future patronage as well as of present emolument. It was there- fore immediately agreed upon, that William should himself be the bearer of their letter of acceptance, and pro- ceed forthwith to his new residence. On this occasion he was admonished anew ; but the advices were different from those formerly given, and were delivered by a different person. His mother was now the principal speaker ; and, instead of warning him against the snares that are laid for youth in a great city, she furnished him with some rude lessons on the principles of good- breeding, descending to a number of particulars too minute to be enumerated here. William listened to her harangue with becoming reverence and attention, and on the following morning, for the first time, bade farewell to his affec- tionate parents. On the afternoon of the same day, he fctrrived at Daisybank, where he was welcomed with the greatest cordiality. His appearance was genteel and pre- possessing, and it was not long before his new friends discovered, that the slight degree of awkwardness which at first clung to his manners, proceeded more from bashfulness and embarrassment than natural rusticity. But as he began to feel himself at home, this embarrass- ment of manner gradually gave place to an easy but unobtrusive politeness. Indeed it would not have been easy for a youth of similar views, at his first outset in life, to have fallen into more desirable company. Mr and Mrs Coventry were proverbial among their neighbours for the simplicity and purity of their manners, and they had laboured, not unsuccessfully, to stamp a similar character upon the minds of their children. Their family consisted of two sons and two daughters, the former of whom were confided to the care of William. Mary, the eldest of the four, now in her sixteenth or seventeenth year, was in every respect the most interesting object at Daisybank. To a mind highly cultivated for her years, she united many of those personal graces and attractions which command little homage in the crowd, but open upon us in the shade of retirement, and lend to the domestic circle its most irresist- ible charms. In stature she scarcely reached the middle size. To the beauty derived from form and colour she had few pretensions ; yet when her fine blue eyes moistened with a tear at a tale of distress, or beamed an unaffected welcome to the stranger or the friend, he must have been more or less than man who felt not for her a sentiment THE PROGRESS OF INCONSTAA/CV. 67 superior to admiration. Hers, in a word, was the beauty of expression — the beauty of a mind reflected, in which the dullest disciple of Lavater could not for a moment have mistaken her real character. Her education had been principally conducted under the eye of her parents, and might be termed domestic rather than fashionable. Not that she was entirely a stranger to those acquirements which are deemed indispensable in modern education. She had visited occasionally the great metropolis, though, owing to the pru- dent solicitude of her parents, her resi- dence there had been comparatively short, yet probably long enough to acquire all its useful or elegant accom- plishments, without any admixture of its fashionable frivolities. From this hasty portraiture of Miss Coventry, it will be easily believed that it was next to impossible for a youth nearly of the same age, and not dis- similar in his dispositions, to remain long insensible to charms that were gradually maturing before his eyes, and becoming every day more remarkable. Fortunately, however, the idea of de- pendence attached to his situation, and a temper naturally diffident determined him to renounce for ever a hope which he feared in his present circumstances would be deemed ungrateful and even presumptuous. But this was waging war with nature, a task which he soon found to be above his strength. He had now, therefore, to abandon the hope of victory for the safety of retreat, and content himself with concealing those sentiments he found it impossible to subdue. Yet so deceitful is love, that even this modest hope was followed with disappointment. One fine even- ing in June, when he was about to unbend from the duties of the day, and retire to muse on the amiable Mary, he encountered the fair wanderer herself, who was probably returning from a similar errand. He accosted her in evident confusion ; and, without being conscious of what he said, invited her to join him in a walk to a neighbouring height. His request was complied with in the same spirit it had been made in, for embarrassment is often contagious, particularly the embarrassment arising from love. On this occasion he intend- ed to summon up all his powers of conversation, and yet his companion had never found him so silent. Some commonplace compliments to the beauty of the evening were almost the only observations which escaped his lips, and these he uttered more in the manner of a sleep-walker than a lover. They soon reached the limit of their walk, and rested upon an eminence that commanded the prospect of an extensive valley below. Day was fast declining to that point which is termed twilight, when the whole irrational creation seem preparing for rest, and only man dares to intrude upon the silence of nature. Miss Coventry be- held the approach of night with some uneasiness, and dreading to be seen with William alone, she began to rally him upon his apparent absence and confusion, and proposed that they should immediately return to the house. At mention of this, William started as from a dream, and being unable longer to command his feelings, he candidly confessed to her the cause of his absence and dejection. He dwelt with much emotion upon his own demerit, and voluntarily accused himself for the pre- sumption of a hope which he never meant to have revealed until the nearer accomplishment of his views had ren- dered it less imprudent and romantic. He declared that he would sooner submit to any hardship that incur the displeasure of her excellent parents, and entreated that, whatever were her sentiments with regard to the suit he was so presumptuous as to prefer, she might assist him in concealing from them a circumstance which he feared 68 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. would be attended with that conse- quence. To this tender and affectionate appeal, the gentle Mary could only answer with her sighs and blushes. She often indeed attempted to speak, but the words as often died upon her lips, and they had nearly reached home be- fore she could even whisper an answer to the reiterated question of her lover. But she did answer at last ; and never was a monarch more proud of his con- quest, or the homage of tributary princes, than William was of the simple fealty of t}>e heart of Mary. In the bosom of this happy family Wiliam now found his hours glide away so agreeably that he looked for- ward with real regret to the termina- tion of his engagement. His condition was perhaps one of those in which the nearest approach is made to perfect happiness ; when the youthful mind, unseduced by the blandishments of ambition, confines its regards to a few favourite objects, and dreads a separ- ation from them as the greatest of evils. The contrast between the patriarchal simplicity of his father’s fireside, and the comparative elegance of Mr Coventry’s parlour, for a season dazzled him with its novelty ; while the ripening graces of Mary threw around him a fascination which older and more unsusceptible minds than his might have found it difficult to resist. In his domestic establishment Mr Coventry aimed at nothing beyond comfort and gentility. William was therefore treated in every respect as an equal, and was never banished from his patron’s table to make room for a more important guest, or condemned to hold Lent over a solitary meal, while the family were celebrating a holiday. All our ideas are relative, and we estimate every thing by comparison. Upon this principle, William thought no female so lovely or amiable as Miss Coventry, and no residence so delight- ful as Daisybank. And he would not have exchanged his feelings, while seated on a winter evening amidst his favourite circle, scanning, for their amusement, a page of history, or the columns of a newspaper, while the snug- ness and comfort that reigned within made him forget the storm that pelted without, for the most delicious paradise an eastern imagination ever painted. It will thus readily be imagined, that the saddest day of our tutor’s life was that on which he parted from this amiable family. He had here, he believed, spent the happiest moments of his existence, and instead of rejoic- ing that he had passed through one stage of his apprenticeship, he dwelt upon the past with pleasure, and looked forward to the future with pain. Fortune, however, presented an in- superable obstacle to his spending his days in the inaction of private study ; and he knew that he could neither gain, nor deserved to gain, the object of his affection, without establishing himself in life, by pursuing the course which had been originally chalked out to him. After, therefore, “pledging oft to meet again,” he bade adieu to Daisybank, loaded with the blessings of the best of parents, and followed with the prayers of the best of daugh- ters. He now paid a farewell visit to his own parents ; and, after remaining with them a few days, he proceeded to Edin- burgh, and for a short period felt his melancholy relieved, by the thousand novelties that attract the notice of a stranger in a great city. But this was only a temporary relief, and as he had no friend in whom he could confide, he soon felt himself solitary in the midst of thousands. Often, when the Professor was expatiating upon the force of the Greek particles, his imagination was hovering over the abodes he had forsaken ; and frequently it would have been more difficult for him to have given an account of the lectures he had been attending, than to have calculated THE PROGRESS OF INCONSTANCY, 69 the probability of what was passing at a hundred miles’ distance. But this absence and dejection at last wore off ; and as he possessed good natural talents, and had been an industrious student formerly, he soon distinguished himself in his classes, and before the usual period was engaged as a tutor in one of the best families in Scotland. This event formed another important era in his life. His prospects were now flattering ; and as vanity did not fail to exaggerate them, he soon dropped a considerable portion of his humility, and began to regard himself as a young man of merit, to whom fortune was lavish of her favours. In his leisure hours he was disposed to mingle much in society, and, as his manners and address were easy and engaging, scarcely a week elapsed that that did not add to the number of his friends. The affec- tions, when divided into many channels, cannot run deep in an)^, and, probably, for every new acquaintance whom Wil- liam honoured with his esteem, it re- quired a sacrifice of friendship at the expense of love, and produced some abatement of that devotion of soul which accompanies every true and per- manent attachment. At Daisybank he had seen a simple favourite of the graces, but here he beheld the daugh- ters of wealth and of fashion, surrounded with all the gloss of art, and soon began to waver in his attachment, and even to regard his engagement as little more than a youthful frolic. Still this temper of mind was not attained without many struggles between love and ambition, honour and interest ; nor could he ever for a moment commune with himself, without feeling remorse for his incon- stancy and ingratitude. He could not annihilate the conviction, that Miss Coventry was as faithful and worthy as ever, and had she been present to appeal to his senses, it is probable he might have been preserved from the crime of apostasy. But these were fits of reflec- tion and repentance which repetition soon deprived of their poignancy. The world, the seductive world, returned with all its opiates and charms, to stifle in his bosom the feelings of honour, and obliterate every trace of returning tenderness. After this he became less punctual in his correspondence with Miss Coventry, and in place of anticipating the arrival of her letters, as he was wont to do, he allowed them to be sent slowly to his lodgings, opened theni without anxiety, and read them without interest. Of all this inconstancy, in- gratitude, and neglect, the simple Mary remained a silent, though not uncon- cerned spectator. Kind and generous by nature, and judging of others by her- self, she framed a thousand excuses for his negligence ; and when he did con- descend to write to her, answered him as though she had been unconscious of any abatement in his attentions. Matters remained in this uncertain state for the space of three long years — at least they seemed long to Miss Coventry — when William received his licence as a preacher. He now there- fore thought of redeeming a pledge he had given to the minister of his native parish, to make his first public appear- ance in his pulpit ; and after giving due intimation, he departed for the parish of — , with his best sermon in the pocket of his best coat. The account of his visit spread with telegraphic despatch, long before telegraphs were invented, and was known over half the county many days before his arrival. This was another great and eventful day for his mother. She blessed Pro- vidence that she had lived to see the near fulfilment of her most anxious wish, and rising a little in her ambition, thought she could now die contented, if she should see him settled in a living of his own, and be greeted by her neighbours with the envied name of grandmother. — As William was ex- pected to dine with his parents on his 70 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. way to the parsonage, or, as it is called in Scotland, the manse, of , great preparations were made for his reception, and for the appearance of the whole family at church on the following Sunday. Mrs Arbuthnot drew from the family-chest her wedding-gown, which had only seen the sun twice during thirty summers ; and her hus- band, for the first time, reluctantly applied a brush to his holiday suit, which appeared, from the antiquity of its fashion, to have descended, like the garments of the Swiss, through many successive generations of the ArMthnots. The little church of H was crowded to the door, perhaps for the first time, long before the bellman had given the usual signal. Mr Coventry, though residing in a different parish, had made a journey thither with several of his family, for the purpose of wit- nessing the first public appearance of his friend. In this party was the amiable Mary, who took a greater in- terest in the event than any one, save t.he preacher, was aware of. William, on this occasion, recited a well written discourse with ease and fluency, and impressed his audience with a high opinion of his talents and piety. Some of the elder of them, indeed, objected to his gestures and pronunciation, which they thought “new fangled” and theatrical; but they all agreed in thinking him a clever lad, and a great honour to his parents. His mother was now over- whelmed with compliments and con- gratulations from all quarters, which she received with visible marks of pride and emotion. Mr Coventry waited in the churchyard till the congregation had retired, to salute his friend,* and invite him to spend a few days at Daisybank. Mary, who hung on her father’s arm, curtsied, blushed, and looked down. She had no well-turned compliment to offer on the occasion, but her eyes expressed something at parting, which once would have been sweeter to his soul than the applause of all the world beside. Ambition, from the beginning, has been the bane of love. War and peace are not more opposite in their nature and effects than those rival passions, and the bosom that is agitated with the cares of the one has little relish for the gentle joys of the other. William be- held in the person of Miss Coventry all he had been taught to regard as amiable or estimable in woman ; but the recollection of the respect that had been shown him by females of dis- tinction, mixed with exaggerated notions of his own merit, made him undervalue those simple unobtrusive graces he once valued so highly, and think almost any conquest easy after he had been set- tled in the rich living of B , which had been promised him by his patron. On the following day he paid a visit to Daisybank, and received the most cordial welcome from a family who sympathised almost equally with his parents in his prospects and advance- ment. During his stay there, he had frequent opportunities of seeing Mis? Coventry alone, but he neglected, oi rather avoided them all ; and when rallied on the subject of marriage, de- claimed on the pleasures of celibacy, and hinted, with a good deal of insincerity, his intention of living single. Although these speeches were like daggers to the mind of her who regretted she could not rival him in inconstancy and in- difference, they produced no visible alteration in her behaviour. Hers was not one of those minds in which vanity predominates over every other feeling, and where disappointment is commonly relieved by the hatred or resentment which it excites. Her soul was soft as the passion that enslaved it, and the traces of early affection are not easily effaced from a mind into which the darker passions have never entered. THE PROGRESS OF INCONSTANCY. 71 William bade adieu to Miss Coven- try without dropping one word upon which she could rear the superstructure of hope, and carried with him her peace of mind, as he had formerly carried with him her affections. From that hour she became pensive and melancholy, in spite of all her efforts to appear cheerful and happy. She had rejected many lovers for the inconstant’s sake, but that gave her no concern. Her union with him had been long the favourite object of her life, and she could have patiently resigned existence, now that its object was lost. But she shuddered at the thought of the shock it would give her affectionate parents, for fire softer feel- ings of our nature are all of one family, and the tenderest wives have ever been the most dutiful daughters. It was impossible for Mary long to conceal the sorrow which consumed her. Her fading cheeks and heavy eyes gave daily indications of what her lips refused to utter. Her parents became deeply alarmed at these symp- toms of indisposition, and anxiously and unceasingly inquired into the cause of her illness ; but her only answer was, that she felt no pain. The best physicians were immediately consulted upon her case, who recommended change of air and company ; but all these remedies were tried without effect. The poison of disappointment had taken deep root in her heart, and defied the power of medicine. Her attendants, when they found all their prescriptions ineffectual, began to ascribe her malady to its real cause, and hinted to her parents their appre- hensions that she had been crossed in love. The good people, though greatly surprised at the suggestion, had too much prudence to treat it with indiffer- ence, and they left no means untried, consistent with a regard for the feelings of their child, to wile from her the im- portant secret. At first she endeavoured to evade their inquiries ; but finding it impossible to allay their apprehensions without having recourse to dissimula- tion, she confessed to her mother her attachment to William, concealing only the promises he had made to her, and every circumstance that imputed to him the slightest degree of blame. At the same time she entreated them, with the greatest earnestness, that no use might be made of a secret which she wished to have cafried with her to the grave. This was a hard task imposed upon her parents. They felt equally with herself the extreme delicacy of making the disclosure ; but, on the other hand, they contemplated nothing but the pro- bable loss of their child ; an event, the bare apprehension of which filled their minds with the bitterest anguish. After many anxious consultations, Mr Co- ventry determined, unknown to any but his wife, to pay a visit to William, and ascertain his sentiments with regard to his daughter. Upon his arrival at Edinburgh, he found that his friend had departed for the manse of B , with which he had been recently presented. This event, which in other circumstances would have given him the liveliest pleasure, awakened on this occasion emotions of a contrary nature, as he feared it would make his now reverend friend more elevated in his notions, and consequently more averse to a union with his daughter. He did not, however, on that account conceal the real object of his journey, or endeavour to accomplish his purpose by stratagem or deceit. He candidly disclosed his daughter’s situation and sentiments, requesting of his friend that he would open to him his mind with equal candour ; and added, that although he held wealth to be an improper motive in marriage, and hoped that his daughter did not require such a recommendation, in the event of this union, whatever he pos- sessed would be liberally shared with him. 72 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. On hearing of the situation of Miss Coventry, William became penetrated with the deepest remorse ; and being aware that his affection for her was rather stifled than estranged, he declared his willingness to make her his wife. These words operated like a charm upon the drooping spirits of the father, who embraced his friend with ardour, and besought him immediately to accom- pany him home, that they might lose no time in making a communication, which he fondly hoped would have a similar effect upon the spirits of his daughter. They departed accordingly together, indulging in the pleasing hope that all would yet be well ; but on their arrival at Daisybank, they were seriously alarmed to hear that Miss Coventry had been considerably worse since her father left home. She was now entirely confined to her chamber, and seemed to care for nothing so much as solitude, and an exemption from the trouble of talking. As soon as she was informed of the arrival of their visitor, she sus- pected he had been sent for, and there- fore refused to see him ; but upon being assured by her mother, who found deceit in this instance indispensable, that his visit was voluntary and acci- dental, she at last consented to give him an interview. On entering the room, which had formerly been the family parlour, Wil- liam was forcibly struck with the con- trast it exhibited. Every object seemed to swim before his sight, and it was some moments before he discovered Miss Coventry, who reclined upon a - sofa at the farther end of the room. He advanced with a beating heart, and grasped the burning hand that was extended to meet him. He pressed it to his lips and wept, and muttered something incoherent of forgiveness and love. He looked doubtingly on Mary’s face for an answer, — but her eye darted no reproach, and her lips uttered no reflection. A faint blush, that at this moment overspread her cheek, seemed a token of returning strength, and inspired him with confidence and hope. It was the last effort of nature, — and ere the blood could return to its fountain, that fountain had closed for ever. Death approached his victim under the dis- guise of sleep, and appeared divested of his usual pains and terrors. William retired from this scene of unutterable anguish, and for a long period was overv/helmed with the deep- . est melancholy and remorse. But time gradually softened and subdued his sor- row, and I trust perfected his repent- ance. He is since married and wealthy, and is regarded by the world as an individual eminently respectable and happy. But, amidst all his comforts, there are moments when he would exchange his identity with the meanest slave that breathes, and regards himself as the murderer of Mary Coventry. — y. MH,y in Blackwoods Maga- zine, 1817. ADAM BELL, 73 ADAM By James Hogg, the This tale, which may be depended on as in every part true, is singular, from the circumstance of its being insolvable, either from the facts that have been discovered relating to it, or by reason ; for though events sometimes occur among mankind, which at the time seem inexplicable, yet there being always some individuals acquainted with the primary causes of these events, they seldom fail of being brought to light before all the actors in them, or their confidants, are removed from this state of existence. But the causes which produced the events here related have never been accounted for in this world ; even conjecture is left to wander in a labyrinth, unable to get hold of the thread that leads to the catastrophe. Mr Bell was a gentleman of Annan- dale, in Dumfriesshire, in the south of Scotland, and proprietor of a considerable estate in that district, part of which he occupied himself. He lost his father when he was an infant, and his mother dying when he was about 20 years of age, left him the sole proprietor of the estate, besides a large sum of money at interest, for which he was indebted, in a great measure, to his mother’s par- simony during his minority. His person was tall, comely, and athletic, and his whole dehght was in warlike and violent exercises. He was the best horseman and marksman in the county, ’and valued himself particularly upon his skill in the broad sword. Of this he often boasted aloud, and regretted that there was not one in the county whose skill was in some degree equal to his own. In the autumn of 1745, after being for several days busily and silently em- ployed in preparing for his journey, he left his own house, and went to Edin- BELL. ‘‘ Ettrick Shepherd.” burgh, giving at the same time such directions to his servants as indicated his intention of being absent for some time. A few days after he had left his home, one morning, while his house- keeper was putting the house in order for the day, her master, as she thought, entered by the kitchen door, the other being bolted, and passed her in the middle of the floor. He was buttoned in his greatcoat, which was the same he had on when he went from home ; he likewise had the same hat on his head, and the same whip in his hand which he took with him. At sight of him she uttered a shriek, but recovering her surprise, instantly said to him, “You have not stayed so long from us. Sir.” He made no reply, but went sullenly into his own room, without throwing off his greatcoat. After a pause of about five minutes, she followed him into the room. He was standing at his desk with his back towards her. She asked him if he wished to have a fire kindled, and afterwards if he was well enough ; but he still made no reply to any of these questions. She was astonished, and returned into the kitchen. After tarrying about other five minutes, he went out at the front door, it being then open, and walked deliberately towards the bank of the river Kinnel, which was deep and wooded, and in that he vanished from her sight. The woman ran out in the utmost consternation to acquaint the men who were servants belonging to the house ; and coming to one of the ploughmen, she told - him that their master was come home, and had cer- tainly lost his reason, for that he was wandering about the house and would not speak. The man loosed his horses 74 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. from the plough and came home, listened to the woman’s relation, made her repeat it again and again, and then assured her that she was raving, for their master’s horse was not in the stable, and of course he could not be come home. However, as she persisted in her asseveration with every appearance of sincerity, he went into the linn to see what was become of his mysterious master. He was neither to be seen nor heard of in all the country. It was then concluded that the house- keeper had seen an apparition, and that something had befallen their master ; but on consulting with some old people, skilled in those matters, they learned that when a ‘‘wraith,” or apparition of a living person, appeared while the sun was up, instead of being a prelude of instant death, it prognos- ticated very long life ; and, moreover, that it could not possibly be a ghost that she had seen, for they always chose the night season for making their visits. In short, though it was the general topic of conversation among the servants and the people in the vicinity, no reasonable conclusion could be formed on the subject. The most probable conjecture was, that as Mr Bell was known to be so fond of arms, and had left his home on the very day that Prince Charles Stuart and his Highlanders defeated General Hawley on Falkirk Muir, he had gone either with him or the Duke of Cum- berland to the north. It was, however, afterwards ascertained, that he had never joined any of the armies. Week passed after week, and month after month, but no word of Mr Bell. A female cousin was his nearest living relation ; her husband took the management of his affairs ; and concluding that he had either joined the army, or drowned himself in the Kinnel, when he was seen go into the linn, made no more inquiries after him. About this very time, a respectable farmer, whose surname was M‘Millan, and who resided in the neighbourhood of Musselburgh, happened to be in Edinburgh about some business. In the evening he called upon a friend who lived near Holyrood-house ; and being seized with an indisposition, they persuaded him to tarry with them all night. About the middle of the night he grew exceedingly ill, and not being able to find any rest or ease in his bed, imagined he would be the better of a walk. He put on his clothes, and, that he might not disturb the family, slipped quietly out at the back door, and walked in St Anthony’s garden behind the house. The moon shone so bright, that it was almost as light as noonday, and he had scarcely taken a single turn, when he saw a tall man enter from the other side, buttoned in a drab- coloured greatcoat. It so happened, that at that time McMillan stood in the shadow of the wall, and perceiving that the stranger did not observe him, a thought struck him that it would not be amiss to keep himself concealed, that he might see what the man was going to be about. He walked backwards and forwards for some time in apparent impatience, look- ing at his watch every minute, until at length another man came in by the same way, buttoned likewise in a great- coat, and having a bonnet on his head. He was remarkably stout made, but considerably lower in stature than the other. They exchanged only a single word ; then turning both about, they threw off their coats, drew their swords, and began a most desperate and well- contested combat. The tall gentleman appeared to have the advantage. He constantly gained ground on the other, and drove him half round the division of the garden in which they fought. Each of them strove to fight with his back towards the moon, so that it might shine full in the face of his opponent ; and many rapid wheels were made for the purpose ADAM BELL. 75 of gaining this position. The engage- ment was long and obstinate, and by the desperate thrusts that were fre- quently aimed on both sides, it was evident that they meant one another’s destruction. They came at length within a few yards of the place where M‘Millan still stood concealed. They were both out of breath, and at that instant a small cloud chancing to over- shadow the moon, one of them called out, “Hold, we cannot see.” They uncovered their heads, wiped their faces, and as soon as the moon emerged from the cloud, each resumed his guard. Surely that was an awful pause ! And short, indeed, was the stage between it and eternity with the one ! The tall gentleman made a lounge at the other, who parried and returned it ; and as the former sprung back to avoid the thrust, his foot slipped, and he stumbled for- ward towards his antagonist, who dex- terously met his breast in the fall with the point of his sword, and ran him through the body. He made only one feeble convulsive struggle, as if attempting to rise, and expired almost instantaneously. M ‘Millan was petrified with horror ; but conceiving himself to be in a perilous situation, having stolen out of the house at that dead hour of the night, he had so much presence of mind as to hold his peace, and to keep from interfering in the smallest degree. The surviving combatant wiped his sword with great composure ; — put on his bonnet, covered the body with one of the greatcoats, took up the other, and departed. M‘Millan returned quietly to his chamber without awaken- ing any of the family. His pains were gone, but his mind was shocked and exceedingly perturbed ; and after de- liberating until morning, he determined to say nothing of the matter, and to make no living creature acquainted with what he had seen, thinking that suspicion would infallibly rest on him. Accordingly, he kept his bed next morning, until his friend brought him the tidings that a gentleman had been murdered at the back of the house during the night. He then arose and examined the body, which was that of a young man, seemingly from the country, having brown hair, and fine manly features. He had neither letter, book, nor signature of any kind about him that could in the least lead to a dis- covery of who he was ; only a common silver watch was found in his pocket, and an elegant sword was clasped in his cold bloody hand, which had an A. and B. engraved on the hilt. The sword had entered at his breast, and gone out at his back a little below the left shoulder. He had likewise re- ceived a slight wound on the sword arm. The body was carried to the dead- room, where it lay for eight days, and though great numbers inspected it, yet none knew who or whence the de- ceased was, and he was at length buried among the strangers in Gray- friars churchyard. Sixteen years elapsed before M‘Millan mentioned to any person the circum- stance of his having seen the duel, but at that period, being in Annandale receiving some sheep that he had bought, and chancing to hear of the astonishing circumstances of Bell’s disappearance, he divulged the whole. The time, the description of his person, his clothes, and above all, the sword with the initials of his name engraved upon it, confirmed the fact beyond the smallest shadow of doubt that it was Mr Bell whom he had seen killed in the duel behind the Abbey. But who the person was that slew him, how the quarrel commenced, or who it was that appeared to his housekeeper, remains to this day a profound secret, and is likely to remain so, until that day when every deed of darkness shall be brought to light. Some have even ventured to blame 76 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, M‘Millan for the whole, on account of his long concealment of facts, and likewise in consideration of his uncom- mon bodily strength and daring dis- position, he being one of the boldest and most enterprising men of the age in which he lived ; but all who knew him despised such insinuations, and declared them to be entirely inconsistent with his character, which was most honourable and disinterested ; and be- sides, his tale has every appearance of truth. ‘ ‘ Pluris est oculatus testis unus quam auriti decern.” MAUNS’ STANE; OK, In the latter end of the autumn of , I set out by myself on an excur- sion over the northern part of Scotland ; and, during that time, my chief amuse- ment was to observe the little changes of manners, language, &c., in the differ- ent districts. After having viewed, on my return, the principal curiosities in Buchan, I made a little alehouse, or “public,” my head-quarters for the night. Having discussed my supper in soli- tude, I called up mine host to enable me to discuss my bottle, and to give me a statistical account of the country around me. Seated in the “ blue ” end, and well supplied with the homely but satisfying luxuries which the place afforded, I was in an excellent mood for enjoying the communicativeness of my landlord ; and, after speaking about the cave at Slaines, the state of the crop, and the neighbouring franklins, edged him, by degrees, to speak about the Abbey of Deer, an interesting ruin which I had examined in the course of the day, formerly the stronghold of the once powerful family of Cummin. “It’s dootless a bonny place about the Abbey,” said he, “but naething like what it was when the great Sir James the Rose cam to hide i’ the Buchan woods, wi’ a’ the Grahames rampagin’ at his tail, whilk you that’s a beuk learned man ’ill hae read o’ ; an’ maybe ye’ll hae heard o’ the saugh- MINE HOST’S TALE. en bush where he forgathered wi’ his joe ; or aiblins ye may have seen’t, for it’s standing yet just at the corner o’ gaukit J amie J amieson’s peat-stack. Ay, ay, the abbey was a brave place ance ; but a’ thing, ye ken, comes till an end.” So saying, he nodded to me, and brought his glass to an end. ‘ ‘ This place, then, must have been famed in days of yore, my friend ?” “Ye may tak my word for that,” said he. “ ’Od, it was a place ! Sic a sight o’ fechtin’ as they had about it ! But gin ye’ll gang up the trap-stair to the laft, an’ open Jenny’s kist, ye’ll see sic a story about it, prented by ane o’ your learned Aberdeen’s fouk, Maister Keith, I think ; she coft it in Aberdeen for twal pennies, lang ago, an’ battered it to the lid o’ her kist. But gang up the stair canny, for fear that you should wauken her, puir thing ; — or, bide, I’ll just wauken Jamie Fleep, an’ gar him help me down wi’t, for our stair’s no just that canny for them ’t’s no acquaint wi’t, let alane a frail man wi’ your infirmity.” I assured him that I would neither disturb the young lady’s slumber, nor Jamie Fleep’s, and begged him to give me as much information as he could about this castle. “Weel, wishin’ your gude health again. — Our minister ance said, that Soloman’s Temple was a’ in ruins, wi’ MAUNS^ STANEj OR MINE HOSTS TALE, 77 whin bushes, an’ broom an’ thristles growin’ ower the bonny carved wark an’ the cedar wa’s, just like our ain Abbey. Noo, I judge that the Abbey o’ Deer was just the marrow o’t, or the minister wadna hae said that. But when it was biggit, Lord kens, for I dinna. It was just as you see it, lang afore your honour was born ; an’ aib- lins, as the by-word says, may be sae after ye’re hanged. But that’s neither here nor there. The Cummins o’ Buchan were a dour and surly race ; and, for a fearfu’ time, nane near han’ nor far awa could ding them, an’ yet mony a ane tried it. The fouk on their ain Ian’ likit them weel enough ; but the Crawfords, an’ the Grahames, an’ the Mars, an’ the Lovats, were aye try- ing to comb them against the hair, an’ mony a weary kempin’ had they wi’ them ; but, some way or ither, they could never ding them ; an’ fouk said that they gaed and learned the black art frae the Pope o’ Room, wha, I my- sel heard the minister say, had aye a colleague wi’ the Auld Chiel. I dinna ken fou it was ; in the tail o’ the day, the hale country rase up against them, an’ besieged them in the Ab^bey o’ Deer. Ye’ll see, my frien’ [by this time mine host considered me as one of his cronies], tho’ we ca’ it the Abbey, it had nae- thing to do wi’ Papistry ; na, na, no sae bad as a’ that either, but just a noble’s castle, where they keepit sod- gers gaun about in aim an’ scarlet, wi’ their swords an’ guns, an’ begnets, an’ sentry-boxes, like the local militia in the barracks o’ Aberdeen. “Weel, ye see, they surrounded the castle, an’ lang did they besiege it ; but there was a vast o’ meat in the castle, an’ the Buchan fouk fought like the vera deil. They took their horse through a miscellaneous passage, half a mile long, aneath the hill o’ Saplinbrae, an’ watered them in the burn o’ Pulmer. But a’ wadna do ; they took the castle at last, and a terrible slaughter they made amo’ them ; but they were sair disappointed in ae partic’ler, for Cum- min’s fouk sank a’ their goud an’ siller in a draw-wall, an’ syne filled it up wi’ stanes. They gat naething in the way of spulzie to speak o’ ; sae out o’ spite they dang doon the castle, an’ it’s never been biggit to this day. But the Cummins were no sae bad as the Lairds o’ Federat, after a’.” “ And who were these Federats?” I inquired. “The Lairds o’ Federat?” said he, moistening his mouth again as a pre- amble to his oration. “Troth, frae their deeds, ane would maist think that they had a drap o’ the deil’s blude, like the pyets. Gin a’ tales be true, they hae the warmest place at his bink this vera minute. I dinna ken vera muckle about them, though, but the auldest fouk said they were just byous wi’ cruelty. Mony a gude man did they hing up i’ their ha’, just for their ain sport ; ye’ll see the ring to the fore yet in the roof o’t. Did ye ever hear o’ Mauns’ Stane, neebour?” “ Mauns’ what ?” said I, “Ou, Mauns’ Stane. But it’s no likely. Ye see it was just a queer clump o’ a roun’-about heathen, wagh- tin’ maybe twa tons or thereby. It was- na like ony o’ the stanes in our countra, an’ it was as roun’ as a fit-ba’ ; I’m sure it wad ding Professor Couplan himsel to tell what way it cam there. Noo, fouk aye thought there was some- thing uncanny about it, an’ some gaed the length q’ saying, that the deil used to bake ginshbread upon’t ; and, as sure as ye’re sitting there, frien’, there was knuckle-marks upon’t, for my ain father has seen them as aften as I have taes an’ fingers. Aweel, ye see, Mauns Crawford, the last o’ the Lairds o’ Federat, an’ the deil had coost out (maybe because the Laird was just as wicked an’ as clever as he was himsel), an’ ye perceive the evil ane wantit to play him a trick. Noo, Mauns Crawford was ae 78 THF BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. day lookin’ ower his castle wa’, and he saw a stalwart carl, in black claes, ridin’ up the loanin’. He stopped at this chuckie o’ a stane, an’, loutin’ himsel, he took it up in his arms, and lifted it three times to his saddle-bow, an’ syne he rade awa out o’ sight, never cornin’ near the castle, as Maims thought he would hae done. ‘ Noo,’ says the baron till himsel, says he, ‘ I didna think that there was ony ane in a’ the land that could hae played sic a ploy ; but deil fetch me if I dinna lift it as weel as he did.’ Sae aff he gaed, for there was na sic a man for birr in a’ the countra, an’ he kent it as weel, for he never met wi’ his match. Weel, he tried, and tugged, and better than tugged at the stane, but he coudna mudge it ava ; an’, when he looked about, he saw a man at his elbuck, a’ smeared wi’ smiddy-coom, snightern’ an’ laughin’ at him. The Laird d d him, an’ bade him lift it, whilk he did as gin’t had been a little pinnin. The Laird was like to burst wi’ rage at being fick- led by sic a hag-ma-hush carle, and he took to the stane in a fury, and lifted it till his knee ; but the weight o’t amaist ground his banes to smash. He held the stane till his een-strings crackit, when he was as blin’ as a moudiwort. He was blin’ till the day o’ his death, — that’s to say, if ever he died, for there were queer sayings about it — vera queer ! vera queer ! The stane was ca’d Mauns’ Stane ever after ; an’ it was no thought that canny to be near it after gloaming ; for what says the psalm — hem ! — I mean the sang — Tween Ennetbutts an’ Mauns’ Stane Ilka night there walks ane. ‘‘There never was a chief of the family after ; the men were scattered, an’ the castle demolished. The doo and the hoodie craw nestle i’ their towers, and the hare maks her form on their grassy hearthstane.” “ Is this stone still to be seen ?” “ Ou na. Ye see, it was just upon Johnie Forbes’s craft, an’ fouk cam far an’ near to leuk at it, an’ trampit down a’ the puir cottar body’s corn ; sae he houkit a hole just aside it, an’ tumbled it intil’t : by that means naebody sees’t noo, but its weel kent that it’s there, for they’re livin’ yet wha’ve seen it.” “ But the well at the Abbey — did no one feel a desire to enrich himself with the gold and silver buried there ?” “Hoot, ay; mony a ane tried to find out whaur it was, and, for that matter, I’ve maybe done as foolish a thing mysel ; but nane ever made it out. There was a scholar, like yoursel, that gaed ae night down to the Abbey, an’, ye see, he summoned up the deil.” “ The deuce he did ! ” said I. “Weel, weel, the deuce, gin ye likeTb better,” said he. “ An’ he was gaun to question him where the treasure was, but he had eneugh to do to get him laid without deaving him wi’ questions, for a’ the deils cam about him, like bees bizzin’ out o’ a byke. He never coured the fright he gat, but cried out, ‘ Help ! help !’ till his very enemy wad hae been wae to see him ; and sae he cried till he died, which was no that lang after. Fouk sudna meddle wi’ sic ploys !” “Most wonderful ! And do you be- lieve that Beelzebub actually appeared to him ?” “ Believe it ! What for no ?” said he, consequentially tapping the lid of his snuff-horn. “ Didna my ain father see the evil ane i’ the schule o’ Auld Deer ?” “Indeed!” “Weel I wot he did that. A wheen idle callants, when the dominie was out at his twal-hours, read the Lord’s Prayer backlans, an’ raised him, but coudna lay him again ; for he threepit ower them that he wadna gang awa unless he gat ane o’ them wi’ him. Ye may be sure this put them in an awfu’ THE FREEBOOTER OF LOCHABER. 79 swither. They were a’ squallin’, an’ crawlin’, and sprawlin’ amo’ the couples to get out o’ his grips. Ane o’ them gat out an’ tauld the maister about it ; an’ when he cam down, the melted lead was rinnin’ aff the roof o’ the house wi’ the heat; sae, Hingin’ to the Black Thief a young bit kittlen o’ the schule-mistress’s, he sank through the floor wi’ an awsome roar. I mysel have heard the mistress misca’in’ her man about offering up the puir thing, baith said and body, to Baal. But, troth, I’m no clear to speak o’ the like o’ this at sic a time o’ night ; sae, if your honour be na for anither jug. I’ll e’en wus you a gude night, for its wear- in’ late, an’ I maun awa’ to Skippyfair i’ the mornin’.” I assented to this, and quickly lost in sleep the remembrance of all these tales of the olden time. — Aberdeen Censor, 1825. THE FEEEBOOTEE OF LOCHABEE. By Sir Thomas Dick Lauder. Towards the end of the seventeenth century, there lived a certain notorious freebooter, in the county of Moray, a native of Lochaber, of the name of Cameron, but who was better known by his cognomen of Padrig Mac-an- Tdagairt, which signifies, “ Peter, the Priest’s Son.” Numerous were the “creachs,” or robberies of cattle on a great scale, driven by him from Strath- spey. But he did not confine his depre- dations to that country ; for, some time between the years 1690 and 1695, he made a clean sweep of the cattle from the rich pastures of the Aird, the terri- tory of the Frasers. That he might put his pursuers on a wrong scent, he did not go directly towards Lochaber, but, crossing the river Ness at Lochend, he struck over the mountains of Strath- nairn and Strathdearn, and ultimately encamped behind a hill above Duthel, called, from a copious spring on its summit, Cairn-an-SRuaran, or the Well Hill. But, notwithstanding all his precautions, the celebrated Simon Lord Lovat, then chief of the Frasers, discovered his track, and despatched a special messenger to his father-in-law. Sir Ludovick Grant of Grant, begging his aid in apprehending Mac-an- Ts’agairt, and recovering the cattle. It so happened that there lived at this time, on the laird of Grant’s ground, a man also called Cameron, surnamed Mugach More, of great strength and undaunted courage ; he had six sons and a stepson, whom his wife, formerly a woman of light char- acter, had before her marriage with Mugach, and, as they were all brave. Sir Ludovick applied to them to under- take the recapture of the cattle. Sir Ludovic was not mistaken in the man. The Mugach no sooner received his orders, than he armed himself and his little band, and went in quest of the freebooter, whom he found in the act of cooking a dinner from part of the spoil. The Mugach called on Padrig and his men to surrender, and they, though numerous, dreading the well- known prowess of their adversary, fled to the opposite hills, their chief threat- ening bloody vengeance as he went. The Mugach drove the cattle to a place of safety, and watched them till their owners came to recover them. 8o THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, Padrig did not utter his threats with- out the fullest intention of carrying them into effect. In the latter end of the following spring, he visited Strath- spey with a strong party, and waylaid the Mugach, as he and his sons were returning from working at a small patch of land he had on the brow of a hill, about half-a-mile above his house. Padrig and his party concealed them- selves in a thick covert of underwood, through which they knew that the Mugach and his sons must pass ; but seeing their intended victims well- armed, the cowardly assassins lay still in their hiding-place, and allowed them to pass, with the intention of taking a more favourable opportunity for their purpose. That very night they sur- prised and murdered two of the sons, who, being married, lived in separate houses, at some distance from their father’s ; and, having thus executed so much of their diabolical purpose, they surrounded the Mugach’s cottage. No sooner was his dwelling attacked, than the brave Mugach, immediately guessing who the assailants were, made the best arrangements for defence that time and circumstances permitted. The door was the first point attempted ; but it was strong, and he and his four sons placed themselves behind it, determined to do bloody execution the moment it should be forced. Whilst thus engaged, the Mugach was startled by a noise above the rafters, and, looking up, he perceived, in the obscurity, the figure of a man half through a hole in the wattled roof. Eager to despatch his foe as he entered, he sprang upon a table, plunged his sword into his body, and down fell — his stepson, whom he had ever loved and cherished as one of his own children ! The youth had been cutting his way through the roof, with the intention of attacking Padrig from above, and so creating a diversion in favour of those who were defending the door. The brn.ve young man lived no longer than to say, Dear father, I fear you have killed me ! ” For a moment the Mugach stood petri- fied with horror and grief, but rage soon usurped the place of both. ‘‘ Let me open the door !” he cried, ‘‘ and revenge his death, by drenching my sword in the blood of the villain ! ” His sons clung around him, to prevent whatTliey con- ceived to be madness, and a strong struggle ensued between desperate bra- very and filial duty ; whilst the Mugach^ wife stood gazing on the corpse of her\ first-born son, in an agony of contend- ing passions, being ignorant from all she had witnessed but that the young man’s death had been wilfully wrought by her husband. “Hast thou forgotten our former days?” cried the wily Padrig, who saw the whole scene through a crevice in the door. “ How often hast thou undone thy door to me, and wilt thou not open it now, to give me way to punish him who has, but this mo- ment, so foully slain thy beloved son?” Ancient recollections, and present afflic- tion, conspired to twist her to his pur- pose. The struggle and altercation be- tween the Mugach and his sons still continued. A frenzy seized on the un- happy woman ; she flew to the door, undid the bolt, and Padrig and his assassins rushed in. The infuriated Mugach no sooner beheld his enemy enter, than he sprang at him like a tiger, grasped him by the throat, and dashed him to the ground. Already was his vigorous sword-arm drawn back, and his broad claymore was about to find a passage to the traitor’s heart, when his faithless wife, coming behind him, threw over it a large canvas winnowing-sheet, and, before he could extricate the blade from the numerous folds, Padrig’s weapon was reeking in the best heart’s-blood of the bravest Highlander that Strathspey could boast of. His four sons, who had witnessed their mother’s treachery, were para- lyzed. The unfortunate woman her- THE FREEBOOTER OF LOC HABER. self, too, stood stupified and appalled. But she was quickly recalled to her senses by the active clash of the swords of Padrig and his men. ‘ ‘ Oh, my sons, my sons ! ” she cried ; ‘ ‘ spare my boys ! ” But the tempter needed her services no longer, — she had done his work. She was spurned to the ground and trampled under foot by those who soon strewed the bloody floor around her with the lifeless corpses of her brave sons. Exulting in the full success of this expedition of vengeance, Mac-an-Ts’a- gairt beheaded the bodies, and piled the heads in a heap on an oblong hill that runs parallel to the road on the east side of Carr Bridge, from which it is called Tom-nan- Cean^ the Hill of the Heads. Scarcely was he beyond the reach of danger, than his butchery was known at the Castle Grant, and Sir Ludovick immediately offered a gi*eat reward for his apprehension ; but Padrig, who had anticipated some such thing, fled to Ireland, where he remained for seven years. But the restlessness of the mur- derer is well known, and Padrig felt it in all its horrors. Leaving his Irish retreat, he returned to Lochaber. By a strange accident, a certain Mungo Grant, of Muckrach, having had his cattle and horses carried away by some thieves from that quarter, pursued them hot foot, recovered them, and was on his way returning with them, when, to his astonishment, he met Padrig Mac-an- Ts’agairt, quite alone in a narrow pass, on the borders of his native country. Mungo instantly seized and made a pri- soner of him. But his progress with his beasts was tedious ; and as he was en- tering Strathspey at Lag-na-caillich, about a mile to the westward of Avie- more, he espied twelve desperate men, who, taking advantage of his slow march, had crossed the hills to gain the pass before him, for the purpose of rescuing Padrig. But Mungo was not to be daunted. Seeing them occupying the road in his front, he grasped his prisoner with one hand, and brandish- ing his dirk with the other, he advanced in the midst of his people and animals, swearing potently that the first motion at an attempt at rescue by any one of them should be the signal for his dirk to drink the life’s-blood of Padrig Mac- an-Ts’agairt. They were so intimidated by his boldness that they allowed him to pass without assault, and left their friend to his fate. Padrig was forth- with carried to Castle Grant. But the remembrance of the Mugach’s murder had been by this time much obliterated by many events little less strange, and the laird, unwilling to be troubled with the matter, ordered Mungo and his prisoner away. Disappointed and mortified, Mungo and his party were returning with their captive, discussing, as they went, what they had best do with him. ‘ ‘ A fine reward we have had for all our trouble !” said one. “The laird may catch the next thief her nainsel, for Donald !” said another. “ Let’s turn him loose !” said a third. ‘ ‘ Ay, ay, ” said a fourth ; “ what for wud we be plaguing oursels more wi’ him?” “Yes, yes! brave, generous men 1” said Padrig, roused by a sudden hope of life from the moody dream of the gallows-tree in which he had been plunged, whilst he was court- ing his mournful muse to compose his own lament, that he might die with an effect striking, as all the events of his life had been. “Yes, brave men, free me from these bonds ! It is unworthy of Strathspey men, — it is unworthy of Grants to triumph over a fallen foe ! Those whom I killed were no clansmen of yours, but recreant Camerons, who betrayed a Cameron I Let me go free, and that reward of which you have been disappointed shall be quadrupled for sparing my life.” Such words as these, operating on minds so much pre- pared to receive them favourably, had well-nigh worked their purpose. But F 82 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. “No!” said Muckrach sternly, “it shall never be said that a murderer escaped from my hands. Besides, it was just so that he fairly spake the Mugach’s false wife. But did he spare her sons on that account? If ye let him go, my men, the fate of the Mugach may be ours ; for what bravery can stand against treachery and assassination ?” This opened an entire- ly new view of the question to Padrig’s rude guards, and the result of the conference was that they resolved to take him to Inverness, and to deliver him up to the sheriff. As they were pursuing their way up the south side of the river Dulnan, the hill of Tom-nan- Cean appeared on that opposite to them. At sight of it the whole circumstances of Padrig’s atro- cious deed came fresh in^to their minds. It seemed to cry on thsem for justice, and with one impulse they shouted out, “Let him die on the spot where he did the bloody act !” Without a moment’s farther delay, they determined to execute their new resolution. But on their way across the plain, they happened to observe a large fir tree, with a thick horizontal branch growing at right angles from the trunk, and of a sufficient height from the ground to suit their purpose ; and doubting if they might find so convenient a gallows where they were going, they at once determined that here Padrig should finish his mortal career. The neigh- bouring birch thicket supplied thenr with materials for making a withe ; and whilst they were twisting it, Padrig burst forth in a flood of Gaelic verse, which his mind had been accumulating by the way. His song aikTd he tw ig" rope that was to terminate his exis- tence were spun out and finished at the same moment, and he was instantly elevated to a height equally beyond his ambition and his hopes. AN HOUR IN THE MANSE. By Professor Wilson. In a few weeks the annual sacra- ment of the Lord’s Supper was to be administered in the parish of Deanside ; and the minister, venerable in old age, of authority by the power of his talents and learning, almost feared for his sanctity, yet withal beloved for gentle- ness and compassion that had never been found wanting, when required either by the misfortunes or errors of any of his flock, had delivered for several successive Sabbaths, to full congregations, sermons on the proper preparation of communicants in that awful ordinance. The old man was a follower of Calvin ; and many, who had listened to him with a resolution in their hearts to approach the table of the Redeemer, felt so awe-stricken and awakened at the conclusion of his exhortations, that they gave their souls another year to meditate on what they had heard, and by a pure and humble course of life, to render themselves less unworthy to partake the mysterious and holy bread and wine. The good old man received in the manse, for a couple of hours every evening, such of his parishioners as came to signify their wish to partake of the sacrament ; and it was then noted, that, though he in nowise departed, in his conversation with them at such times, from the spirit of those doctrines AN HOUR IN THE MANSE. 83 which he had delivered from the pulpit, yet his manner was milder, and more soothing, and full of encouragement ; so that many who went to him almost with quaking hearts, departed in tran- quillity and peace, and looked forward to that most impressive and solemn act of the Christian faith with calm and glad anticipation. The old man thought, truly and justly, that few, if any, would come to the manse, after having heard him in the kirk, without due and deep reflection ; and therefore, though he allowed none to pass through his hands without strict examination, he spoke to them all benignly, and with that sort of paternal pity which a religious man, about to leave this life, feels towards all his brethren of mankind, who are entering upon, or engaged in, its scenes of agitation, trouble, and danger. On one of those evenings, the servant showed into the minister’s study a tall, bold-looking, dark-visaged man, in the prime of life, who, with little of the usual courtesy, advanced into the middle of the room, and somewhat abruptly declared the sacred purpose of his visit. But before he could receive a reply, he looked around and before him ; and there was something so solemn in the old minister’s appearance, as he sat like a spirit, with his unclouded eyes fixed upon the intruder, that that person’s countenance fell, and his heart was involuntarily knocking against his side. An old large Bible, the same that he read from in the pulpit, was lying open before him. One glim- mering candle showed his beautiful and silvery locks falling over his temples, as his head half stooped over the sacred page ; a dead silence was in the room dedicated to meditation and prayer ; the old man, it was known, had for some time felt himself to be dying, and had spoken of the sacrament of this summer as the last he could ever hope to administer ; so that altogether, in the silence, the dimness, the sanctity, the unwoiddlihess of the time, the place, and the being before him, the visitor stood like one abashed and appalled ; and bowing more reverently, or at least respectfully, he said, with a quivering voice, “ Sir, I come for your sanction to be admitted to the table of our Lord. ” The minister motioned to him with his hand to sit down ; and it was a re- lief to the trembling man to do so, for he was in the presence of one who, he felt, saw into his heart. A sudden change from hardihood to terror took place within his dark nature ; he wished himself out of the insupportable sanctity of that breathless room ; and a remorse, that had hitherto slept, or been drowned within him, now clutched his heart- strings, as if with an alternate grasp of frost and fire, and made his knees knock against each other where he sat, and his face pale as ashes. “Norman Adams, saidst thou that thou wilt take into that hand, and put into those lips, the symbol of the blood that was shed for sinners, and of the body that bowed on the cross, and then gave up the ghost ? If so, let us speak together, even as if thou wert commun- ing with thine own heart. Never again may I join in that sacrament, for the hour of my departure is at hand. Say, wilt thou eat and drink death to thine immortal soul ? ” The terrified man found strength to rise from his seat, and, staggering to- wards the door, said, “Pardon, forgive me ! — I am not worthy.” “ It is not I who can pardon, Nor- man. That power lies not with man ; but sit down — you are deadly pale — and though, I fear, an ill-living and a dis- solute man, greater sinners have repented and been saved. Approach not now the table of the Lord, but confess all your sins before Him in the silence of your own house, and upon your naked knees on the stone-floor every morning and every night ; and if this you do 84 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. faithfully, humbly, and with a contrite heart, come to me again when the sacra- ment is over, and I will speak words of comfort to you (if then I am able to speak) — if, Norman, it should be on my deathbed. This will I do for the sake of thy soul, and for the sake of thy father, Norman, whom my soul loved, and who was a support to me in my ministry for many long, long years, even for two score and ten, for we were at school together ; and had your father been living now, he would, like myself, have this very day finished his eighty- fifth year. I send you not from me in anger, but in pity and love. Go, my son, and this very night begin your repentance, for if that face speak the truth, your heart must be sorely charged.” Just as the old man ceased speaking, and before the humble, or at least affrighted culprit had risen to go, another visitor of a very different kind was shown into the room — a young, beautiful girl, almost shrouded in her cloak, with a sweet pale face, on which sadness seemed in vain to strive with the natural expression of the happiness of youth. “ Mary Simpson,” said the kind old man, as she stood with a timid courtesy near the door, “Mary Simpson, ap- proach, and receive from my hands the token for which thou comest. Well dost thou know the history of thy Saviour’s life, and rejoicest in the life and immortality brought to light by the gospel. Young and guileless, Mary, art thou ; and dim as rny memory now is of many things, yet do I well remem- ber the evening, when first beside my knee, thou heardst read how the Divine Infant was laid in a manger, how the wise men from the East came to the place of His nativity, and how the angels were heard singing in the fields of Bethlehem all the night long. ” Alas ! every word that had thus been uttered sent a pang into the poor crea- ture’s heart, and, without lifting her eyes from the floor, and in a voice more faint and hollow than belonged to one so young, she said, “ O sir ! I come not as an intending communicant ; yet the Lord my God knows that I am rather miserable than guilty, and He will not suffer my soul to perish, though a baby is now within me, the child of guilt, and sin, and- horror. This, my shame, come I to tell you ; but for the father of my babe unborn, cruel though he has been to me, — oh ! cruel, cruel, indeed, — yet shall his name go down with me in silence to the grave. I must not, must not breathe his name in mortal ears ; but I have looked round me in the wide moor, and when nothing that could understand was by, nothing living but birds, and bees, and the sheep I was herding, often have I whispered his name in my prayers, and beseeched God and Jesus to forgive him all his sins.” At these words, of which the pas- sionate utterance seemed to relieve her heart, and before the pitying and be- wildered old man could reply, Mary Simpson raised her eyes from the floor, and fearing to meet the face of the minister, which had heretofore never shone upon her but with smiles, and of which the expected frown was to her altogether insupportable, she turned them wildly round the room, as if for a dark resting-place, and beheld Nor- man Adams rooted to his seat, leaning towards her with his white, ghastly countenance, and his eyes starting from their sockets, seemingly in wrath, agony, fear, and remorse. That terrible face struck poor Mary to the heart, and she sank against the wall, and slipped down, shuddering, upon a chair. “ Norman Adams, I am old and weak, but do you put your arm round that poor lost creature, and keep her from falling down on the hard floor, I hear it is a stormy night, and she has walked some miles hither ; no wonder AN HOUR IN THE MANSE, 85 she is overcome. You have heard her confession, but it was not meant for your ear ; so, till I see you again, say nothing of what you have now heard. ” “ O sir ! a cup of water, for 'my blood is either leaving my heart alto- gether, or it is drowning it. Your voice, sir, is going far, far away from me, and I am sinlcing down. Oh, hold me ! — hold me up ! Is it a pit into which I am falling? — Saw I not Nor- man Adams? — Where is he how?” The poor maiden did not fall off the chair, although Norman Adams sup- ported her not ; but her head lay back against the wall, and a sigh, long and dismal, burst from her bosom, that deeply affected the old man’s heart, but struck that of the speechless and motion- less sinner, like the first toll of the prison bell that warns the felon to leave his cell and come forth to exe- cution. The minister fixed a stern eye upon Norman, for, from the poor girl’s un- conscious words, it was plain that he was the guilty 'wretch who had wrought all this misery. “You knew, did you not, that she had neither father nor mother, sister nor brother, scarcely one relation on earth to care for or watch over her ; and yet you have used her so? If her beauty was a temptation unto you, did not the sweet child’s innocence touch your hard and selfish heart with pity ? or her guilt and grief must surely now wring it with remorse. Look on her — white, cold, breathless, still as a corpse ; and yet, thou bold bad man, thy footsteps would have approached the table of thy Lord !” The child now partly awoke from her swoon, and her dim opening eyes met those of Norman Adams. She shut them with a shudder, and said, sickly and with a quivering voice, ‘ ‘ Oh spare, spare me, Norman ! Are we again in that dark, fearful wood ? Tremble not for your life on earth, Norman, for never, never will I tell to mortal ears that terrible secret ; but spare me, spare me, else our Saviour, with all His mercy, will never pardon your unrelenting soul. These are cruel- looking eyes ; you will not surely murder poor Mary Simpson, unhappy as she is, and must for ever be — yet life is sweet ! She beseeches you on her knees to spare her life ! ” — and, in the intense fear of phantasy, the poor creature struggled off the chair, and fell down indeed in a heap at his feet. “ Canst thou indeed be the son of old Norman Adams, the industrious, the temperate, the mild, and the pious — who so often sat in this very room which thy presence has now polluted, and spake with me on the mysteries of life and of death? Foul ravisher, what stayed thy hand from the murder of that child, when there were none near to hear her shrieks in the dark solitude of the great pine-wood ?” Norman Adams smote his heart and fell down too on his knees beside the poor ruined orphan. He put his arm round her, and, raising her from the floor, said, “No, no, my sin is great, too great for Heaven’s forgiveness ; but, oh sir ! say not — say not that I would have murdered her ; for, savage as my crime was, yet may God judge me less terribly than if I had taken her life.” In a little while they were both seated with some composure, and silence was in the room. No one spoke, and the old grayhaired man sat with his eyes fixed, without reading, on the open Bible. At last he broke silence v/ith these vrords out of Isaiah, that seemed to have forced themselves on his heed- less eyes: — “Though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow : though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool.” Mary Simpson wept aloud at these words, and seemed to forget her own wrongs and grief in commiseration of the agonies of remorse and fear that 86 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. were now plainly preying on the soul of the guilty man. “I forgive you, Norman, and will soon be out of the way, no longer to anger you with the sight of me. ” Then, fixing her stream- ing eyes on the minister, she besought him not to be the means of bringing him to punishment and a shameful death, for that he might repent, and live to be a good man and respected in the parish ; but that she was a poor orphan for whom few cared, and who, when dead, would have but a small funeral. ‘ ‘ I will deliver myself up into the hands of justice,” said the offender, ‘Tor I do not deserve to live. Mine was an inhuman crime, and let a violent and shameful death be my doom.” The orphan girl now stood up as if her strength had been restored, and stretching out her hands passionately, with a flojv of most affecting and beautiful language, inspired by a meek, single, and sinless heart that could not bear the thought of utter degradation and wretchedness befalling any one of the rational children of God, implored and beseeched the old man to comfort the sinner before them, and promise that the dark transaction of guilt should never leave the concealment of their own three hearts. “Did he not save the lives of two brothers once who were drowning in that black mossy loch, when their own kindred, at work among the hay, feared the deep sullen water, and all stood aloof shuddering and shaking, till Norman Adams leapt in to their rescue, and drew them by the dripping hair to the shore, and then lay down beside them on the heather as like to death as themselves ? I my- self saw it done ; I myself heard their mother call down the blessing of God on Norman’s head, and then all the haymakers knelt down and prayed. When you, on the Sabbath, returned thanks to God for that they were saved, oh ! kind sir, did you not name, in the full kirk, him who, under Providence, did deliver them from death, and who, you said, had thus showed himself to be a Christian indeed? May his sin against me be forgotten, for the sake of those two drowning boys, and their mother, who blesses his name unto this day.” From a few questions solemnly asked, and solemnly answered, the minister found that Norman Adams had been won by the beauty and loveliness of this poor orphan shepherdess, as he had sometimes spoken to her when sitting on the hill-side with her flock, but that pride had prevented him from ever thinking of her in marriage. 1 1 appeared that he had also been falsely informed, by a youth whom Mary disliked for his brutal and gross manners, that she was not the innocent girl that her seeming simplicity denoted. On returning from a festive meeting, where this abject person had made many mean insin- uations against her virtue, Norman Adams met her returning to her master’s house, in the dusk of the evening, on the footpath leading through a lonely wood ; and, though his crime was of the deepest dye, it seemed to the min- ister of the religion of mercy, that by repentance, and belief in the atonement that had once been made for sinners, he, too, might perhaps hope for for- giveness at the throne of God. “ I warned you, miserable man, of the fatal nature of sin, when first it brought a trouble over your countenance, and broke in upon the peaceful integrity of your life. Was not the silence of the night often terrible to you, when you were alone in the moors, and the whis- per of your own conscience told you, that every wicked thought was sacrilege to your father’s dust? Step by step, and almost imperceptibly, perhaps, did you advance upon the road that leadeth to destruction ; but look back now, and what a long dark journey have you taken, standing, as you are, on the AN HOUR IN THE MANSE. 87 brink of everlasting death ! Once you were kind, gentle, generous, manly, and free ; but you trusted to the de- ceitfulness of your own heart ; you estranged yourself from the house of the God of your fathers ; and what has your nature done for you at last, but sunk you into a wretch — savage, selfish, cruel, cowardly, and in good truth a slave ? A felon are you, and forfeited to the hangman’s hands. Look on that poor innocent child, and think what is man without God. What would you give now, if the last three years of your reckless life had been passed in a dungeon dug deep into the earth, with hunger and thirst gnawing at your heart, and bent down under a cart- load of chains? Yet look not so ghastly, for I condemn you not utterly ; nor, though I know your guilt, can I know what good may yet be left un- corrupted and unextinguished in your soul. Kneel not to me, Norman ; fasten not so your eyes upon me ; lift them upwards, and then turn them in upon your own heart, for the dreadful reckoning is between it and God.” Mary Simpson had now recovered all her strength, and she knelt down by the side of the groaner. Deep was the pity she now felt for him, who to her had shown no pity ; she did not refuse to lay her light arm tenderly upon his neck. Often had she prayed to God to save his soul, even among her rueful sobs of shame in the solitary glens ; and now that she beheld his sin punished with a remorse more than he could bear, the orphan would have willingly died to avert from his prostrate head the wrath of the Almighty. The old man wept at the sight of so much innocence, and so much guilt, kneeling together before God, in strange union and fellowship of a common being. With his own fatherly arms he lifted up the orphan from her knees, and said, “ Mary Simpson, my sweet and innocent Mary Simpson, for inno- cent thou art, the elders will give thee a token, that will, on Sabbath-day, admit thee (not for the first time, though so young) to the communion-table. Fear not to approach it ; look at me, and on my face, when I bless the elements, and be thou strong in the strength of the Lord. Norman Adams, return to your home. Go into the chamber where your father died. Let your knees wear out the part of the floor on which he kneeled. It is somewhat - worn already ; you have seen the mark of your father’s knees. Who knows, but that pardon and peace may descend from Heaven upon such a sinner as thou? On none such as thou have mine eyes ever looked, in knowledge, among all those who have lived and died under my care, for three generations. But great is the unknown guilt that may be hidden even in the churchyard of a small quiet parish like this. Dost thou feel as if God-forsaken ? Or, oh ! say it unto me, canst thou, my poor son, dare to hope for repentance?” The pitiful tone of the old man’s trembling voice, and the motion of his shaking and withered hands, as he lifted them up almost in an attitude of benediction, completed the prostration of that sinner’s spirit. All his better nature, which had too long been oppressed under scorn of holy ordi- nances, and the coldness of infidelity, and the selfishness of lawless desires that insensibly harden the heart they do not dissolve, now struggled to rise up and respect its rights. ‘ ‘ When I remember what I once was, I can hope — when I think what I now am, I only, only fear.” A storm of rain and wind had come on, and Mary Simpson slept in the manse that night. On the ensuing Sabbath she partook of the sacrament. A woeful illness fell upon Norman Adams ; and then for a long time no one saw him, or knew where he had gone. It was said that he was in a dis- 88 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. tant city, and that he was a miserable creature, that never again could look upon the sun. But it was otherwise ordered. He returned to his farm, greatly changed in face and person, but even yet more changed in spirit. The old minister had more days allotted to him than he had thought, and was not taken away for some summers. Before he died, he had reason to know that Norman Adams had repented in tears of blood, in thoughts of faith, and in deeds of charity ; and he did not fear to admit him, too, in good time, to the holy ordinance, along with Mary Simpson, then his wife, and the mother of his children. THE WAEDEN OE THE MAECHES; A TRADITIONARY STORY OF ANNANDALE. The predatory incursions of the Scots and English borderers, on each other’s territories, are known to every one in the least acquainted with either the written or traditional history of his country. These were sometimes made by armed and numerous bodies, and it was not uncommon for a band of ma- rauders to take advantage of a thick fog or a dark night for plundering or driving away the cattle, with which they soon escaped over the border, where they were generally secure. Such incursions were so frequent and distressing to the peaceable and well- disposed inhabitants that they com- plained loudly to their respective governments ; in consequence of which some one of the powerful nobles re- siding on the borders was invested with authority to suppress these depreda- tions, under the title of Warden of the Marches. His duty was to protect the frontier, and alarm the country by firing the beacons which were placed on the heights, where they could be seen at a great distance, as a warning to the people to drive away their cattle, and, collecting in a body, either to repel or pursue the invaders, as circumstances might require. The wardens also possessed a discretionary power in such matters as came under their jurisdiction. The proper discharge of this important trust required vigilance, courage, and fidelity, but it was sometimes committed to improper hands, and consequently the duty was very improperly performed. In the reign of James V. one of these i wardens was Sir John Charteris of 1 Amisfield, near Dumfries, a brave but I haughty man, who sometimes forgot I his important trust so far as to sacrifice I his public duties to his private interests. I George Maxwell was a young and I respectable farmer in Annandale, who . had frequently been active in repressing I the petty incursions to which that quarter of the country was exposed. I Having thereby rendered himself par- ! ticulavly obnoxious to the English bor- ' derers, a strong party was formed, I which succeeded in despoiling him, by i plundering his house and driving ! away his whole live stock. At the I head of a large party he pursued and overtook the “ spoibencumbered foe a fierce and bloody contest ensued, in which George fell the victim of a for- mer feud, leaving his widow, Marion, in poverty, with her son Wallace, an only child in the tenth year of his age. By the liberality of her neighbours, the widow was replaced in a small farm ; THE WARDEN OF THE MARCHES. 89 but by subsequent incursions she was reduced to such poverty that she occupied a small cottage, with a cow, which the kindness of a neighbouring farmer permitted to pasture on his fields. This, with the industry and filial affec- tion of her son, now in his twentieth year, enabled her to live with a degree of comfort and contented resignation. With a manly and athletic form, Wallace Maxwell inherited the courage of his father, and the patriotic ardour of the chieftain after whom he had been named ; and Wallace had been heard to declare, that although he could not expect to free his country from the in- cursions of the English borderers, he trusted he should yet be able to take ample vengeance for the untimely death of his father. But although his own private wrongs and those of his country had a powerful influence on the mind of Wallace Maxwell, yet his heart was susceptible of a far loftier passion. His fine manly form and graceful bearing had attractions for many a rural fair ; and he would have found no diffi- culty in matching with youthful beauty . considerably above his own humble station. But his affections were fixed on Mary Morrison, a maiden as poor in worldly wealth as himself ; but nature had been more than usually indulgent to her in a handsome person and fine features ; and, what was of infinitely more value, her heart was imbued with virtuous principles, and her mind better cultivated than could have been ex- pected from her station in life. T o these accomplishments were superadded a native dignity, tempered with modesty, and a most winning- sweetness of man- ner. Mary was the daughter of a man who had Seen better days ; but he was ruined by the incursions of the English borderers ; and both he and her mother j dying soon after, Mary was left a help- ! less orphan in the twentieth year of her I lige. Her beauty procured her many L admirers ; and her unprotected state (for she had no relations in Annandale) left her exposed to the insidious tempta- tions of unprincipled villainy ; but they soon discovered that neither flattery, bribes, nor the fairest promises, had the slightest influence on her spotless mind. There were many, however, who sin- cerely loved her, and made most hon- ourable proposals ; among whom was Wallace Maxwell, perhaps the poorest of her admirers, but who succeeded in gaining her esteem and affection. Mary and he were fellow-servants to the far- mer from whom his mother had her cottage ; and, on account of the trouble- some state of the country, Wallace slept every night in his mother’s house as her guardian and protector. Mary and he were about the same age, both in the bloom of youthful beauty ; but both had discrimination to look beyond ex- ternal attractions ; and, although they might be said to live in the light of each other’s eyes, reason convinced them that the time was yet distant when it would be prudent to consum- mate that union which was the dearest object of their wishes. A foray had been made by the Eng- lish, in which their leader, the son of a rich borderer, had been made prisoner, and a heavy ransom paid to Sir John, the warden, for his release. This the avaricious warden considered a per- quisite of his office ; and it accordingly went into his private pocket. Soon after this, the party who had resolved on ruining Wallace Maxwell for his threats of vengeance, took advantage of a thick fog during the day, suc- ceeded by a dark night, in making an incursion on Annandale, principally for the purpose of capturing the young man. By stratagem they effected their purpose ; and the widow’s cow, and Wallace her son, were both carried off as part of the spoil. The youth’s life might have been in considerable danger, had his capture not been discovered by 90 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, the man who had recently paid a high ransom for his own son, and he now took instant possession of Wallace, resolving that he should be kept a close prisoner till ransomed by a sum equal to that paid to the warden. It would be difficult, if not impos- sible, to say whether the grief of Widow Maxv/ell for her son, or that of Mary Morrison for her lover, was greatest. But early in the ensuing morning the widow repaired to Amisfield, related the circumstance to Sir John, with tears beseeching him, as the plunderers were not yet far distant, to despatch his forces after them, and rescue her son, with the property of which she had been despoiled, for they had carried off everything, even to her bed-clothes. Wallace Maxwell had some time be- fore incurred the warden’s displeasure, whose mind was not generous enough either to forget or forgive. He treated Marion with an indifference approach- ing almost to contempt, by telling her that it would be exceedingly improper to alarm the country about such a trivial incident, to which every person in that quarter was exposed ; and although she kneeled to him, he refused to comply with her request, and proudly turned away. With a heavy and an aching heart, the widow called on Mary Morrison on her way home to her desolate dwelling, relating the failure of her application, and uttering direful lamentations for the loss of her son ; all of which were echoed by the no less desponding maiden. In the anguish of her distress, Mary formed the resolution of waiting on the warden, and again urging the petition which had already been so rudely re- jected. Almost frantic, she hastened to the castle, demanding to see Sir John. Her person was known to the porter, and he was also now acquainted with the cause of her present distress ; she therefore found a ready admission. Always beautiful, the wildness of her air, the liquid fire which beamed in her eyes, from which tears streamed over her glowing cheeks, and the 'pertur- bation which heaved her swelling bosom, rendered her an object of more than ordinary interest in the sight of the warden. She fell at his feet and attempted to tell her melancholy tale ; but convulsive sobs stifled her utterance. He then took her unresisting hand, raised her up, led her to a seat, and bade her compose herself before she attempted to speak. With a faltering tongue, and eyes which, like the lightning of heaven, seemed capable of penetrating a heart of adamant, and in all the energy and pathos of impassioned grief, she told her tale, — imploring the warden, if he ever regarded his mother, or if capable of feeling for the anguish of a woman, to have pity on them, and instantly exert himself to restore the most dutiful of sons, and the most faithful of lovers, to his humble petitioners, whose gratitude should cease only with their lives. “You are probably not aware,” said he, in a kindly tone, ‘ ‘ of the difficulty of gratifying your wishes. Wallace Maxwell has rendered himself the object of vengeance to the English borderers ; and, before now, he must be in captivity so secure, that any measure to rescue him by force of arms would be unavail- ing. But, for your sake, I will adopt the only means which can restore him, namely, to purchase his ransom by gold. But you are aware that it must be high, and I trust your gratitude will be in proportion.” “Everything in our power shall be done to evince our gratitude,” replied the delighted Mary, a more animated glow suffusing her cheek, and her eyes beaming with a brighter lustre, — “ Heaven reward you.” “To wait for my reward from heaven, would be to give credit to one who can make ready payment,” replied the warden. “You, lovely Mary, have it in your power to make me a return. THE WARDEN OF THE MARCHES. 91 which will render me your debtor, with- out in ‘ any degree impoverishing your- self ; ” — and he paused, afraid or ashamed to speak the purpose of his heart. Such is the power which virgin beauty and innocence can exert on the most depraved inclinations. Although alarmed, and suspecting his base design, such was the rectitude of Mary’s guileless heart, that she could not believe the warden in earnest ; and starting from his proffered embrace, she with crimson blushes replied, “ I am sure, sir, your heart could never permit you so far to insult a hapless maiden. You have spoken to try my affection for Wallace Maxwell ; let me therefore again implore you to take such measures as you may think best for obtaining his release;” and a fresh flood of tears flowe’d in torrents from her eyes, while she gazed wistfully in his face, with a look so imploringly tender, that it might have moved the heart of a demon. With many flattering blandishments, and much artful sophistry, he endeav- oured to win her to his purpose ; but perceiving that his attempts were un- availing, he concluded thus : — “ All that I have promised I am ready to perform ; but I swear by Heaven, that unless you grant me the favour which I have so humbly solicited, Wallace Maxwell may perish in a dungeon, or by the hand of his enemies ; for he shall never be rescued by me. Think, then, in time, before you leave me, and for his sake, and your own future happi- ness, do not foolishly destroy it for ever.” With her eyes flashing indignant fire, and her bosom throbbing with the anguish of insulted virtue, she flung herself from his hateful embrace, and, rushing from his presence, with a sorrowful and almost bursting heart, left the castle. Widow Maxwell had a mind not easily depressed, and although in great affliction for her son, did not despair of his release. She was ignorant of Mary’s application to the warden, and had been revolving in her mind the propriety of seeking an audience of the king, and detailing her wrongs, both at the hands of the English marauders and Sir John. She was brooding on this when Mary entered her cottage, and, in the agony of despairing love and insulted honour, related the reception she had met from the warden. The relation confirmed the widow’s half formed resolution, and steeled her heart to its purpose. After they had responded each other’s sighs, and mingled tears together, the old woman proposed waiting on her friend the farmer, declaring her intentions, and, if he approved of them, soliciting his permission for Mary to accompany her. The warden’s indolent neglect of duty was a subject of general complaint ; the farmer, therefore, highly approved of the widow’s proposal, believing that it would not only procure her redress, but might be of advantage to the country. He urged their speedy and secret departure, requesting that what- ever answer they received might not be divulged till the final result was seen ; and next morning, at early dawn, the widow and Mary took their departure for Stirling. King James was easy of access to the humblest of his subjects ; and the two had little difficulty in ob- taining admission to the royal presence. Widow Maxwell had in youth been a beautiful woman, and, although her early bloom had passed, might still have been termed a comely and attractive matron, albeit in the autumn of life. In a word, her face was still such as would have recommended her suit to the king, whose heart was at all times feelingly alive to the attraction of female beauty. But, on the present occasion, although she was the petitioner, the auxiliary whom she had brought, though silent, was infinitely the more powerful plea- der ; for Mary might be said to resem- 9-2 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. ble the half-blown rose in the early summer, Avhen its glowing leaves are wet with the dews of morning. James was so struck with their appearance, that, before they had spoken, he secret- ly wished that their petitions might be such as he could with justice and honour grant, for he already felt that it would be impossible to refuse them. Although struck with awe on coming into the presence of their sovereign, the easy condescension and affability of James soon restored them to compara- tive tranquillity ; and the widow told her “plain, unvarnished tale” with such artless simplicity, and moving pathos, as would have made an impression on a less partial auditor than his Majesty. When she came to state the result of Mary’s application to Sir John, she paused, blushed, and still remained silent. James instantly conjectured the cause, which was confirmed when he saw Mary’s face crimsoned all over. Suppressing his indignation, “ Well, I shall be soon in Annandale,” said he, “and will endeavour to do you justice. Look at this nobleman,” pointing to one in the chamber ; “ when I send him for you, come to me where he shall guide. In the meantime, he will find you safe lodgings for the night, and give you sufficient to bear your expenses home, whither I wish you to return as soon as possible, and be assured that your case shall not be forgotten.” It is generally known that James, with a love of justice, had a considerable share of eccentricity in his character, and that he frequently went over the country in various disguises — such as that of a pedlar, an itinerant musician, or even a wandering beggar. These disguises were sometimes assumed for the pur- pose of discovering the abuses practised by his servants, and not unfrequently from the love of frolic, and, like the Caliph in the “Arabian Nights,” in quest of amusement. On these occa- sions, when he chose to discover himself. it was always by the designation of the “Gudeman of Ballengeich. He had a private passage by which he could leave the palace, unseen by any one, and he could make his retreat alone, or accompanied by a disguised attendant, according to his inclination. On the present occasion, he deter- mined to visit the warden of the March incog. ; and, making the necessary arrangements, he soon arrived in Annan- dale. His inquiries concerning the widow and Mary corroborated the opi- nion he had previously formed, and learning where Mary resided, he resolved to repair thither in person, disguised as a mendicant. On approaching the far- mer’s, he had to pass a rivulet, at which there was a girl washing linen, and a little observation convinced him it was Mary Morrison. When near, he pre- tended to be taken suddenly ill, and sat down on a knoll, groaning piteously. Mary came instantly to him, tenderly enquiring what ailed him, and whether she could render him any assistance. James replied, it was a painful distem- per, by which he was frequently attacked ; but if she could procure him a draught of warm milk, that, and an hour’s rest, would relieve him. Mary answered, that if he could, with her assistance, walk to the farm, which she pointed out near by, he would be kindly cared for. She assisted him to rise, and, taking his arm, permitted him to lean upon her shoulder, as they crept slowly along. He met much sympathy in the family, and there he heard the history of Mary and Wallace Maxwell (not without execrations on the warden for his indol- ence), and their affirmations that they were sure, if the king knew how he neglected his duty, he would either be dismissed or severely punished ; although the former had spoken plainer than others whom James had conversed with, he found that Sir John was generally disliked, and he became impatient for the hour of retribution. THE WARDEN OF THE MARCHES. 93 Marching back towards Dumfries, James rendezvoused for the night in a small village called Duncow, in the parish of Kirkmahoe, and next morn- ing he set out for Amisfield, which lay in the neighbourhood, disguised as a beggar. Part of his retinue he left in Duncow, and part he ordered to lie in wait in a ravine near Amisfield till he should require their attendance. Having cast away his beggar’s cloak, he appeared at the gate of the warden’s castle in the dress of a plain countryman, and re- quested the porter to procure him an immediate audience of Sir John. But he was answered that the warden had just sat down to dinner, during which it was a standing order that he should never be disturbed on any pretence whatever. “And how long will he sit?” said James. “ Two hours, perhaps three ; he must not be intruded on till his bell ring,” replied the porter. “I am a stranger, and cannot wait so long ; take this silver groat, and go to your master, and say that I wish to see him on business of importance, and will detain him only a few min- utes.” The porter delivered the message, and soon returned, saying — “Sir John says, that however important your busi- ness may be, you must wait his time, or go the way you came.” “ That is very hard. Here are two groats ; go again, and say that I have come from the Border, where I saw the English preparing for an incursion, and have posted thither with the infor- mation ; and that I think he will be neglecting his duty if he do not imme- diately fire the beacons and alarm the country.” This message was also carried, and the porter returned with a sorrowful look, and shaking head. “Well, does the warden consent to see me?” said the anxious stranger, who had gained the porter’s goodwill by his liberality. “ I beg your pardon, friend,” replied the menial; “but I must give Sir John’s answer in his own words. He says if you choose to wait two hours he will then see whether you are a knave or a fool ; but if you send another such impertinent message to him, both you and I shall have cause to repent it. However, for your civility, come with me, and I will find you something to eat and a horn of good ale, to put off the time till Sir John can be seen.” “ I give you hearty thanks, my good fellow, but, as I said, I cannot wait. Here, take these three groats ; go again to the warden, and say that the Gudeman of Ballengeich insists upon seeing him immediately.” No sooner was the porter’s back turned, than James winded his bugle- horn so loudly that its echoes seemed to shake the castle walls ; and the porter found his master in consternation, which his message changed into fear and trembling. By the time the warden had reached the gate, James had thrown off his coat, and stood arrayed in the garb and insignia of royalty, while his train of nobles were galloping up in great haste. When they were collected around him, the king, for the first time, con- descended to address the terrified war- den, who had prostrated himself at the feet of his sovereign. “Rise, Sir John,” said he, with a stern and commanding air. You bade your porter tell me that I was either knave or fool, and you were right, for I have erred in delegating my power to a knave like you. ” In tremulous accents the warden attempted to excuse himself by stam- mering out that he did not know he was wanted by his Majesty. “ But I sent you a message that I wished to speak with you on business of importance, and you refused to be 94 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. disturbed. Tlie meanest of my subjects has access to me at all times. I hear before I condemn, and shall do so with you, against whom I have many and heavy charges.” “Will it please your Majesty to hon- our my humble dwelling with your presence, and afford me an opportunity of speaking in my own defence ? ” said the justly alarmed warden. “No, Sir John, I will not enter beneath that roof as a judge, where I was refused admission as a petitioner. I hold my court at Hoddam Castle, where I command your immediate attendance ; where I will hear your answer to the charges I have against you. In the meantime, before our de- parture, you will give orders for the entertainment of my retinue, men and horses, at your castle, during my stay in Annandale.” The king then appointed several of the lords in attendance to accompany him to Hoddam Castle, whither he commanded the warden to follow him with all possible despatch. Sir John was conscious of negligence, and even something worse, in the dis- charge of his duty, although ignorant of the particular charges to be brought against him ; but when ushered into the presence of his sovereign, he endeavoured to assume the easy confidence of in- nocence. James proceeded to business, by inquiring if there was not a recent in- cursion of a small marauding party, in which a poor widow’s cow was carried off, her house plundered, and her son taken prisoner ; and if she did not early next morning state this to him, re- questing him to recover her property. “ Did you. Sir John, do your utmost in the case ? ” “ I acknowledge I did not ; but the widow shall have the best cow in my possession, and her house furnished anew. I hope that will satisfy your Majesty.” “And her son, how is he to be restored ? ” “ When we have the good fortune to make an English prisoner, he can be exchanged.” Mark me I Sir John. If Wallace Maxwell is not brought before me in good health within a week from this date, you shall hang by the neck from that tree waving before the window. I have no more to say at present. Be ready to wait on me in one hour when your presence is required.” The warden knew the determined resolution of the king, and instantly despatched a confidential servant, vested with full powers to procure the liber- ation of Wallace Maxwell, at whatever price, and to bring him safely back without a moment’s delay. In the meantime, the retinue of men and horses, amounting to several hundreds, were living at free quarters, in Sir John’s castle, and the visits of the king diffusing gladness and joy over the whole country. Next morning James sent the young nobleman, whom he had pointed out to the widow at Stirling, to bring her and Maty Morrison to Hoddam Castle. He received both with easy con- descension ; when the widow, with much grateful humility, endeavoured to express her thanks, saying that Sir John had last evening sent her a cow worth double that she had lost ; also blankets, and other articles of higher value than all that had been carried away ; but, with tears in her eyes, she said, all these were as nothing without her dear son. Assuring them that their request had not been neglected, James dismissed them, with the joyful hope of soon seeing Wallace, as he would send for them immediately on his arrival. The distress of the warden increased every hour, for he was a prisoner in his own castle ; and his feelings may be conjectured, when he received a message from the king, commanding him to THE WARDEN OF THE MARCHES, 95 come to Hoddam Castle next day by noon, and either bring Wallace Max- well along with him, or prepare for a speedy exit into the next world. He had just seen the sun rise, of which it seemed probable he should never see the setting, when his servant arrived with Wallace, whose liberty had been purchased at an exorbitant ransom. Without allowing the young man to rest, Sir John hurried him off to Hoddam Castle, and sent in a message that he waited an audience of his Majesty. To make sure of the youth’s identity, the king sent instantly for his mother, and the meeting called forth all the best feelings of his heart, for maternal affec- tion triumphed over every other emo- tion, and it was only after the first ebullition of it had subsided, that she bade him kneel to his sovereign, to whom he owed his liberty, and most probably his life. Wallace gracefully bent his knee, and took Heaven to witness that both should be devoted to his Majesty’s service. James was delighted with the manly appearance and gallant behaviour of Wallace; and, after having satisfied him- self of the sincerity of his attachment to Mary, he ordered him to withdraw. He next despatched a messenger for Mary, who, the moment she came, was ushered into the presence of Sir John ; James marking the countenance of both, — that of Mary flushed with resentment, while her eye flashed with indignant fire. The pale and deadly hue which overspread the warden’s cheek was a tacit acknowledgment of his guilt. “ Do you know that young woman. Sir John? Reply to my questions truly ; and be assured that your life depends upon the sincerity of your answers,” said the king, in a determined and stern voice. “Yes, my liege, I have seen her,” ?aid Sir John, his lip quivering, and his tongue faltering. “Where?” “ At Amisfield.” “ On what occasion?” “ She came to me for the release of Wallace Maxwell.” “ And you refused her, except upon conditions which were an insult to her, and a disgrace to yourself. Speak ; is it not so?” “To my shame, my sovereign, I con- fess my guilt ; but I am willing to make all the reparation in my power ; and I leave it to be named by your Majesty.” “You deserve to be hanged. Sir John ; but when I look on that face, I acknowledge your temptation, and it pleads a mitigation of punishment. You know that Mary loves and is beloved by Wallace Maxwell, whom you have already ransomed ; you shall give him a farm of not less than fifty acres of good land, rent-free, during his life, or that of the woman he marries ; and, further, you shall stock it with cattle, and every article necessary, with a com- fortable dwelling ; — all this you shall perform within three months from this date. If you think these conditions hard, I give you the alternative of swinging from that tree before sunset. Take your choice.” “ My sovereign, I submit to the con- ditions, and promise that I shall do my best to make the couple happy.” Wallace was now called in, when Mary clasped him in her arms, both falling on their knees before their sove- reign. He raised them up and said, “ I have tried both your loves, and found them faithful. Your Mary is all that you believed her, and brings you a dowry which she will explain. T shall see your hands united before I leave Annandale, and preside at the feast. Let your care of the widow be a remuneration for what she has done for both, and I trust all of you will long remember the Gudeman of Ballengeich’s visit to Annandale .” — Edinburgh Liter- ary Gazette. 96 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. THE ALEHOUSE PAETY: A CHAPTER FROM AN UNPUBLISHED NOVEL. By the Authors of “The Odd Volume.” The night drave on wi’ sangs and clatter. And aye the ale was growing better. — B urns. On the evening of that day which saw Mrs Wallace enter Park a bride, Robin Kinniburgh and a number of his cronies met at the village alehouse to celebrate the happy event. Every chair, stool, and bench being occupied, Robin and his chum, Tammy Tacket, took possession of the top of the meal girnel ; and as they were elevated somewhat above the company, they appeared like two rival provosts, look- ing down on their surrounding bailies. “It’s a gude thing,” said Tammy, “ that the wives and weans are keepk out the night ; folk get enough o’ them at hame.” “I wonder,” said Jamie Wilson, what’s become o’ Andrew Gilmour. ” “Hae ye no heard,” said Robin, “ that his wife died yesterday?” “Is she dead?” exclaimed Tammy Tacket. “ Faith,” continued he, giving Robin a jog with his elbow, “I think a man might hae waur furniture in his house than a dead wife.” “That’s a truth,” replied Jamie Wilson, “as mony an honest man kens to his cost. — But send round the pint stoup, and let us hae a health to the laird and the leddy, and mony happy years to them and theirs.” When the applause attending this toast had subsided, Robin was univer- sally called on for a song. “ I hae the hoast,” answered Robin ; “that’s aye what the leddies say when they are asked to sing.” “Deil a hoast is about you,” cried Wattie Shuttle ; “come awa wi’ a sang without mair ado.” “ Weel,” replied Robin, “what maun be, maun be ; so I’ll gie ye a sang that was made by a laddie that lived east-awa ; he was aye daundering, poor chiel, amang the broomie knowes, and mony’s the time I hae seen him lying at the side o’ the wimpling burn, writing on ony bit paper he could get haud o’. After he was dead, this bit sang was found in his pocket, and his puir mother gied it to me, as a kind o’ keepsake ; and now I’ll let you hear it, — I sing it to the tune o’ ‘ I hae laid a herrin’ in saut.’” Song. It’s I’m a sweet lassie, without e'er a faut ; Sae ilka ane tells me, — sae it maun be true ; To his kail my auld faither has plenty o’ saut. And that brings the lads in gowpens to woo. There’s Saunders M ‘Latchie, wha bides at the Mill, He wants a wee wifie, to bake and to brew ; But Saunders, for me, at the Mill may stay still. For his first wife was pushioned, if what they say’s true. The next is Tam Watt, who is grieve to the Laird, — Last Sabbath, at puir me a sheep’s e’e he threw ; But Tam’s like the picters I’ve seen o’ Blue Beard, And sic folk’s no that chancie, if what they say’s true. Then there’s Grierson the cobbler, he’ll fleech an’ he’ll beg, That I’d be his awl in awl, darlin’ and doo ; But Grierson the cobbler’s a happity leg. And nae man that hobbles need come here to woo. And there’s Murdoch the gauger, wha rides a blind horse. And nae man can mak a mair beautifu’ boo ; But I shall ne’er tak him, for better, for worse. For, sax days a week, gauger Murdoch is fou. THE ALEHOUSE PARTY. 97 I wonder when Willie Waught’s faither ’ll dee ; (I wonder hoo that brings the blude to my brow ;) I wonder if Willie will then be for me ; — I wonder if then he’ll be coming to woo ? “ It’s your turn now to sing, Tammy,” said Robin, “ although I dinna ken that ye are very gude at it.” “Me sing!” cried Tammy, “I can- na even sing a psalm, far less a sang ; but if ye like, I’ll tell you a story.” ‘ ‘ Come awa then, a story is next best ; but baud a’ your tongues there, you chiels,” cried Robin, giving the wink to his cronies ; “ we a’ ken Tammy is unco gude at telling a story, mair especially if it be about himsel.” “ Aweel,” said Tammy, clearing his throat, “ I’ll tell you what happened to me when I was ance in Embro’. I fancy ye a’ ken the Calton hill ? ” “ Whatna daftlike question is that, when ye ken very weel we hae a’ been in Embro’ as weel as yoursel ? ” “Weel then,” began Tammy, “I was coming ower the hill — ” “ What hill ? ” asked Jamie Wilson. “ Corstorphine hill ? ” ‘•Corstorphine fiddlestick !” exclaimed Tammy. “ Did ye no hear me say the Calton hill at the first, which, ye ken, is thought there the principal hill?” “What’s that ye’re saying about Principal Hill?” asked Robin. “I kent him weel ance in a day. ” “ Now, Tammy,” cried Willie Walk- inshaw, ‘ ‘ can ye no gang on wi’ your story, without a’ this balwavering and nonsense about coming ower ane o’ our Professors ; my faith, it’s no an easy matter to come ower some o’ them.” “Very weel,” said Tammy, a little angrily, “ I’ll say nae mair about it, but just drap the hill.” ‘ ‘ Whaur, whaur ? ” cried several voices at once. “I’m thinkin’,” said Robin, drily, “some o’ the Embro’ folk would be muckle obliged to ye if ye would drap it in the Nor’ Loch.” Ye’re a set o’ gomerals !” exclaimed Tammy, in great wrath. “ I meant naething o’ the sort ; but only that I would gie ower speaking about it. ” “ So we’re no to hae the story after a’ ? ” said Matthew Henderson. “Yes,” said Tammy; “I’m quite agreeable to tell’t, if ye will only sit still and baud your tongues. Aweel, I was coming ower the hill ae night.” “ ’Odsake, Tammy,” cried Robin, ‘ ‘ will ye ne’er get ower that hill ? Ye hae tell’t us that ten times already ; gang on, man, wi’ the story.” “ Then, to mak a lang story short, as I was coming ower the hill ae night about ten o’clock I fell in — ” “Fell in!” cried Matthew Hender- son, “Whaur? Was’t a hole, or a well?” “I fell in,” replied Tammy, “ wi’ a man.” “Fell in wi’ a man!” said Willie Walkinshaw. “ Weel, as there were twa o’ ye, ye could help ane anither out.” “ Na, na,” roared Tammy, “I dinna mean that at a’ ; I just cam up wi’ him.” “I doubt, Tammy,” cried Robin, giving a sly wink to his cronies, “if ye gaed up the Calton hill wi’ a man at ten o’clock at night, I’m thinking ye’ll hae been boozing some gate or ither wi’ him afore that.” “Me boozing?” cried Tammy. “ I ne’er saw the man’s face afore or since ; unless it was in the police office the next day.” “Now, Tammy Tacket,” said Robin, gravely, “ just tak a’ frien’s advice, and gie ower sic splores ; they’re no credit- able to a decent married man like you ; and dinna be bleezing and bragging about being in the police office ; for it stands to reason ye wouldna be there for ony gude.” “ Deil tak me,” cried Tammy, jumping up on the meal girnel, and brandishing the pint stoup, “ if I dinna fling this at the head of the first man G 98 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. who says a word afore I be done wi’ my story : — And, as I said before, I fell in — ’’ Poor Tammy was not at all prepared for his words being so soon verified, for, in his eagerness to enforce atten- tion, he stamped violently with his hob- nailed shoe on the girnel, which giving way with a loud crash, Tammy sud- denly disappeared from the view of the astonished party. Robin, who had barely time to save himself from the falling ruins, was still laughing with all his might, when Mrs Scoreup burst in upon them, saying, ‘ ‘ What the sorrow is a’ this stramash about?” — but seeing a pale and ghastly figure rearing itself from the very heart of her meal girnel, she ejaculated, “ Gude preserve us!” and, retreating a few steps, seized the broth ladle, and prepared to stand on the defensive. At this moment Grizzy Tacket made her appearance at the open door, say- ing, “ Is blethering Tam here?” ‘‘ Help me out, Robin, man,” cried Tammy. . “ Help ye out !” said Grizzy ; What the sorrow took you in there, ye drucken ne’er-do-weel ?” ‘‘ Dinna abuse your gudeman, wife,” said Jamie Wilson. “ Gudeman ! ” retorted Grizzy ; “troth, there’s few o’ ye deserve the name ; and as for that idle loon, I ken he’ll no work a stroke the morn, though wife and weans should want baith milk and meal.” “ ’Odsake, wife,” cried Robin, “if ye shake Tammy weel, he’ll keep ye a’ in parritch for a week. ” “ She'll shake him,” cried the angry Mrs Scoreup ; “ cocks are free o’ horses’ corn ; I'll shake him,” making, ^as she spoke, towards the unfortunate half- choked Tammy. “Will ye, faith?” screamed Grizzy, putting her arms akimbo. “ Will ye offer to lay a hand on my gudeman, and me standing here ? Come out this minute, ye Jonadub, and come hame to your ain house.” “ No ae fit shall he steer frae this,” cried Mrs Scoreup, slapping -to the door, “till I see wha is to pay me for the spoiling o’ my gude new girnel, forby the meal that’s wasted.” “New girnel!” exclaimed Grizzy, with a provoking sneer, “it’s about as auld as yoursel, and as little worth.” “Ye ill-tongued randy !” cried Mrs Scoreup, giving the ladle a most por- tentous flourish. “ Whisht, whisht, gudewife,” said Robin; “say nae mair about it, we’ll mak it up amang us ; and now, Grizzy, tak Tammy awa hame.” “It’s no right in you, Robin,” said Grizzy, “to be filling Tammy fou, and keeping decent folks out o’ their beds till this time o’ night. ” “ It’s a’ Tammy’s faut,” replied Robin ; “for ye ken as well as me, that when ance he begins to tell a story, there’s nae such thing as stopping him ; he has been blethering about the Calton hill at nae allowance. ” The last words seemed to strike on Tammy’s ear ; who hiccuped out, “ As I cam ower the Calton hill — ” “ Will naebody stap a peat in that man’s hause?” exclaimed Matthew Hen- derson. “For ony sake, honest woman, tak him awa, or we’ll be keepit on the Calton hill the whole night. ” “Tak hand o’ me, Tammy,” said Robin ; “ I’ll gang hame wi’ ye.” “I can gang mysel,” said Tammy, giving Robin a shove, and staggering towards the door. “Gang yoursel!” cried Grizzy,. as she followed her helpmate ; “ye dinna look very like it : ” and thus the party broke up — And each went aff their separate way, Resolved to meet anither day. AUCHINDRANEj OR, THE AYRSHIRE TRAGEDY, 99 ATICHINDEANE; OE, THE AYESHIEE TEAGEDY. By Sir Walter Scott. John Muir, or Mure, of Auchin- drane, was a gentleman of an ancient family and good estate, in the west of Scotland, bold, ambitious, treacherous to the last degree, and utterly uncon- scientious, — a Richard the Third in pri- vate life, inaccessible alike to pity and remorse. His view was to raise the power and extend the grandeur of his own family. This gentleman had mar- ried the daughter of Thomas Kennedy of Barganie, who was, excepting the Earl of Cassilis, the most important person in all Garrick, the district of Ayrshire which he inhabited, and where the name of Kennedy held so great a sway as to give rise to the popular rhyme j’ — ’Twixt Wigton and the town of Ayr, Portpatrick and the Cruives of Cree, No man need think for to bide there. Unless he court the Kennedie. Now, Muir of Auchindrane, who had promised himself high advancement by means of his father-in-law, saw, with envy and resentment, that his influence remained second and inferior to the house of Cassilis, chief of all the Kennedies. The Earl was indeed a minor, but his authority was maintain- ed and his affairs well managed by his uncle. Sir Thomas Kennedy of Culleyne, the brother to the deceased earl, and tutor and guardian to the present. This worthy gentleman supported his nep- hew’s dignity and the credit of the house so effectually thatBarganie’s consequence was much thrown into the shade, and the ambitious Auchindrane, his son-in^ law, saw no better remedy than to re- move so formidable a rival as Culleyne by violent means. For this purpose, in the year 1597, he came with a party of followers to the town of Maybole (where Sir Thomas Kennedy of Culleyne resided), and lay in ambush in an orchard through which he knew that his destined victim was to pass, in returning homewards from a house where he was engaged to sup. Sir Thomas Kennedy came alone and unattended, when he was suddenly seized and fired upon by Auchindrane and his accomplices, who, having missed their aim, drew their swords and mshed upon him to slay him. But the party thus assailed at disadvantage had the good fortune to hide himself for that time in a ruinous house, where he lay concealed till the inhabitants of the place came to his assistance. Sir Thomas Kennedy prosecuted Muir for this assault, who, finding him- self in danger from the law, made a sort of apology and agreement with the Lord of Culleyne, to whose daughter he united his eldest son, in testimony of the closest friendship in future. This agreement was sincere on the part of Kennedy, who, after it had been entered into, showed himself Auchindrane’s friend and assistant on all occasions. But it was most false and treacherous on that of Muir, who continued the purpose of murdering his new friend and ally on the first opportunity. Auchindrane’s first attempt to effect this was by means of the young Gilbert Kennedy of Barganie (for old Barganie, Auchindrane’s father-in-law, was dead), whom he persuaded to brave Cassilis, as one who usurped an undue influence over the rest of the name. Accordingly, this hot-headed youth, at the instigation of Auchindrane, rode past the gate of the Earl of Cassilis without waiting on his chief, or sending him any message of civility. This led to mutual defiance, being regarded by the earl, according to the ideas of the time, as a personal lOO THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. insult. Both parties took the field with their followers,' at the head of about two hundred and fifty men, on each side. The aetion which ensued was shorter and kss bloody than might have been expected. Young Barganie, with the rashness of headlong courage, and Auchindrane, fired by deadly enmity to the house of Cassilis, made a precipitate attack on the earl, whose men were strongly posted and under cover. They were received by a heavy fire. Bar- ganie was slain. Muir of Auchindrane, severely wounded in the thigh, became unable to sit on his horse, and the leaders thus slain or disabled, their party drew off without continuing the action. It must be particularly observed that Sir Thomas Kennedy remained neuter in this quarrel, considering his connection with Auchindrane as too intimate to be broken even by his desire to assist his nephew. For this temperate and honourable conduct he met a vile reward ; for Auchindrane, in resentment of the loss of his relative Barganie, and the dowfall of his ambitious hopes, continued his practices against the life of Sir Thomas of Culleyne, and chance favoured his wicked purpose. The knight of Culleyne, finding him- self obliged to go to Edinburgh on a particular day, sent a message by a ser- vant to Muir, in which he told him, in the most unsuspecting confidence, the. pur- pose of his journey, and named the road which he proposed to take, in- viting Muir to meet him at Duppill, to the west of the town of Ayr, a place appointed for the purpose of giving him any commissions which he might have for Edinburgh, and assuring his treacherous ally he would attend to any business which he might have in the Scottish metropolis as anxiously as to his own. Sir Thomas Kennedy’s message was carried to the town of May bole, where his messenger, for some trivial reason, had the import com- mitted to writing by a schoolmaster in that town, and despatched it to its des- tination by means of a poor student, named Dalrymple, instead of carrying it to the house of Auchindrane in person. This suggested to Muir a diabolical plot. Having thus received tidings of Sir Thomas Kennedy’s motions, he conceived the infernal purpose of having the confiding friend who sent the in- formation waylaid and murdered at the place appointed to meet with him, not only in friendship, but for the purpose of rendering him service. He dismissed the messenger Dalrymple, cautioning the lad to carry back the letter to May- bole, and to say that he had not found him, Auchindrane, in his house. Hav- ing taken this precaution, he proceeded to instigate the brother of the slain Gilbert of Barganie, Thomas Kennedy of Drumurghie by name, and Walter Muir of Cloncaird, a kinsman of his own, to take this opportunity of revenging Barganie’s death. The fiery young men were easily induced to undertake the crime. They waylaid the unsuspecting Sir Thomas of Culleyne at the place appointed to meet the traitor Auch- indrane, and the murderers having in company five or six servants well mounted and armed, assaulted and cruelly murdered him with many wounds. The revenge due for his uncle’s mur- der was keenly pursued by the Earl of Cassilis. As the murderers fled from trial, they were declared outlaws ; which doom being pronounced by three blasts of a horn, was called “ being put to the horn, and declared the king’s rebel. ” Muir of Auchindrane was strongly suspected of having been the instigator of the crime. But he con- ceived there could be no evidence to prove his guilt if fie could keep the boy Dalrymple out of the way, who delivered the letter which made him acquainted with Culleyne’s journey, and the place at which he meant to halt. Muir AUCHINDRANEj OR, THE AYRSHIRE TRAGEDY. loi brought Dalrymple to his house, but the youth tiring of this confinement, Muir sent him to reside with a friend, Montgomery of Skelmorley, who main- tained him under a borrowed name amid the desert regions of the then almost savage island of Arran. Being confident in the absence of this material witness, Auchindrane, instead of flying like his agents Drumurghie and Clon- caird, presented himself boldly at the bar, demanded a fair trial, and offered his person in combat to the death against any of Lord Cassilis’ friends who might impugn his innocence. This audacity was successful, and he was dismissed without trial. Still, however, Muir did not consider himself safe so long as Dalrymple was within the realm of Scotland ; and the danger grew more pressing, when he learned that the lad had become im- patient of the restraint which he sus- tained in the island of Arran, and returned to some of his friends in Ayrshire. Muir no sooner heard of this than he again obtained possession of the boy’s person, and a second time concealed him in Auchindrane, until he found an opportunity to transport him to the Low Countries, where he con- trived to have him enlisted in Buc- cleuch’s regiment ; trusting, doubtless, that some one of the numerous chances of war might destroy the poor young man whose life was so dangerous to him. But after five or six years’ uncertain safety, bought at the expense of so mi’xh violence and cunning, Auchin- drane’s fears were exasperated with frenzy, when he found this dangerous witness, having escaped from all the perils of climate and battle, had left, or been discharged from, the Legion of Borderers, and had again accomplished his return to Ayrshire. There is ground to suspect that Dalrymple knew the nature of the hold which he possessed over Auchindrane, and was desirous of extorting from his fears some better provision than he had found either in Arran or^the Netherlands. But, if so, it was a fatal experiment to tamper with the fears of such a mati as Auchin- drane, who determined to r.id himself effectually of this unhappy young man. Muir now lodged him in a house of his own, called Chapeldonan, tenanted by a vassal and connection of his, named James Bannatyne. This man he com- missioned to meet him at ten o’clock at night, on the sea-sands, near Girvan, and bring with him the unfortunate Dairy mplej the object of his fear and dread. The victim seems to have come with Bannatyne without the least sus- picion. When Bannatyne and Dal- rymple came to the appointed spot, Auchindrane met them, accompanied by his eldest son James. Old Auchindrane, having taken Bannatyne aside, imparted his bloody purpose of ridding himsell of Dalrymple for ever, by murdering him on .the spot. His own life and honour were, he said, endangered by the manner in which this inconvenient witness repeatedly thrust himsej.f back into Ayrshire, and nothing could secure his safety but taking the lad’s life, in which action he requested James Ban- natyne’s assistance. Bannatyne felt some compunction, and remonstrated against the cruel expedient, saying it would be better to transport Dalrymple to Ireland, and take precautions against his return. While old Auchindrane seemed disposed to listen to this pro- posal, his son concluded that the time was come for accomplishing the pur- pose of their meeting, and without waiting the termination of his father’s conference with Bannatyne, he rushed suddenly on Dalrymple, beat him to the ground, and kneeling down upon him, with his father’s assistance accom- plished the crime, by strangling the un- happy object of their fear and jealousy. Bannatyne, the witness, and partly the accomplice, of the murder, assisted 102 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. them in their attempt to make a hole in the sand with a spade which they had brought on purpose, in order to conceal the dead body. But as the tide was coming in, the hole which they made filled with water before they could get the body buried ; and the ground seemed, to their terrified con- sciences, to refuse to be accessory to concealing their crime. Despairing of hiding the corpse in the manner they proposed, the murderers carried it out into the sea as deep as they dared wade, and there abandoned it to the billows, trusting that the wind, which was blowing off the shore, would drive these remains of their crime out to sea, where they would never more be heard of. But the sea, as well as the land, seemed unwilling to conceal their cruelty. After floating for some hours, or days, the body was, by the wind and tide, again driven on shore, near the very spot where the murder had been committed. This attracted general attention ; and when the corpse was known to be that of the same William Dalrymple whom Auchindrane had so often spirited out of the country, or concealed when he was in it, a strong and general suspicion arose that .this young person had met with foul play from the bold bad man, who had shown himself so much interested in his absence. Auchindrane, indeed, found himself so much the object of suspicion from this new crime that he resolved to fly from justice, and suffer himself to be declared a rebel and an outlaw rather than face a trial. He accordingly sought to provide himself with some ostensible cause for avoid- ing the law, with which the feelings of his kindred and friends might sympa- thise ; and none occurred to him as so natural as an assault upon some friend and adherent of the Earl of Cassilis. Should he kill such a one, it would be indeed an unlawful action, but so far from being infamous, would be accounted the natural consequence of the avowed quarrel between the families. With this purpose, Muir, with the assistance of a relative, of whom he seems always to have had some ready to execute his worst pur- poses, beset Hugh Kennedy of Garrie- horne, a follower of the earl, against whom they had especial ill-will, fired their pistols at him, and used other means to put him to death. But Garriehorne, a stout-hearted man and well-armed, defended himself in a very different manner from the unfortunate knight of Culleyne, and beat off the assailants, wounding young Auchin- drane in the right hand, so that he well- nigh lost the use of it. But though Auchindrane’s purpose did not entirely succeed, he availed himself of it to circulate a report that if he could obtain a pardon for firing upon his feudal enemy with pistols, weapons declared unlawful by Act of Parliament, he would willingly stand his trial for the death of Dalrymple, respecting which he protested his total innocence. The king, however, was decidedly of opinion that the Muirs, both father and son, were alike guilty of both crimes, and used intercession with the Earl of Abercorn, as a person of power in these western counties, as well as in Ireland, to arrest and transmit them prisoners to Edinburgh. In consequence of the Earl’s exertions, old Auchindrane was made prisoner, and lodged in the tol- booth of Edinburgh. Young Auchindrane no sooner heard that his father was in custody, than he became as apprehensive of Bannatyne, the accomplice in Dalrymple’s murder, telling tales, as ever his father had been of Dalrymple. He therefore hastened to him, and prevailed on him to pass over for a while to the neighbouring coast of Ireland, finding him money and means to accomplish the voyage, and engaging in the meantime to take care of his affairs in Scotland. Secure, as they thought, in this precaution, old AUCHINDRANE; OR, THE AYRSHIRE TRAGEDY. 103 Auchindrane persisted in his innocence, and his son found security to stand his trial. Both appeared with the same confidence at the day appointed. The trial was, however, postponed, and Muir the elder dismissed, under high security to return when called for. But King James, being convinced of the guilt of the accused, ordered young Auchindrane, instead of being sent to, trial, to be examined under the force of torture, in order to compel him to tell whatever he knew of the things charged against him. He was accord- ingly severely tortured ; but the result only served to show that such examina- tions are as useless as they are cruel. Young Auchindrane, a strong and determined ruffian, endured the torture with the utmost firmness, and by the constant audacity with which, in spite of the intolerable pain, he continued to assert his innocence, he spread so favourable an opinion of his case, that the detaining him in prison, instead of bringing him to open trial, was cen- sured as severe and oppressive. James, however, remained firmly persuaded of his guilt, and by an exertion of autho- rity quite inconsistent with our present laws, commanded young Auchindrane to be still detained in close custody till further light could be thrown on these dark proceedings. In the meanwhile, old Auchindrane being, as we have seen,, at liberty on pledges, skulked about in the west, feeling how little security he had gained by Dalrymple’s murder, and that he had placed himself by that crime in the power of Bannatyne, whose evidence concerning the death of Dalrymple could not be less fatal than what Dal- rymple might have told concerning Auchindrane’s accession to the con- spiracy against Sir Thomas Kennedy of Culleyne. But though the event had shown the error of his wicked policy, Auchindrane could think of no better mode in this case than that which had failed in relation to Dalrymple. When any man’s life became inconsistent with his own safety, no idea seems to have occurred to this inveterate ruffian save to murder the person by whom he might himself be any way endangered. Ban- natyne, knowing with what sort of men he had to deal, kept on his guard, and by this caution disconcerted more than one attempt to take his life. At length Bannatyne, tiring of this state of in- security, and in despair of escaping such repeated plots, and also feeling remorse for the crime to which he had been accessory, resolved rather to sub- mit himself to the severity of the law than remain the object of the principal criminal’s practices. He surrendered himself to the Earl of Abercorn, and was conveyed to Edinburgh, where he confessed before the king and council all the particulars of the murder of Dalrymple, and the*attempt to hide his body by committing it to the sea. When Bannatyne was confronted with the two Muirs before the Privy Council, they denied with vehemence every part of the evidence he had given, and affirmed that the witness had been bribed to destroy them by a false tale. Bannatyne’s behaviour seemed sincere and simple, that of Auchin- drane more resolute and crafty. The wretched accomplice fell upon his knees, invoking God to witness that all the land in Scotland could not have bribed him to bring a false accusation against a master whom he had served, loved, and followed in so many dangers, and call- ing upon. Auchindrane to honour God by confessing the crime he had com- mitted. Muir the elder, on the other hand, boldly replied, that he hoped God would not so far forsake him as to permit him to confess a crime of which he was innocent, and exhorted Banna- tyne in his turn to confess the practices by which he had been induced to devise such falsehoods against him. 104 THF BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. The two Muirs, father and son, were therefore put upon their solemn trial, along with Bannatyne, in 1 6 1 1, and after a great deal of evidence had been brought in support of Bannatyne’s confession, all three were found guilty. The elder Auchindrane was convicted of coun- selling and directing the murder of Sir Thomas Kennedy of Culleyne, and also of the actual murder of the lad Dal- rymple. Bannatyne and the younger Muir were found guilty of the latter crime, and all three were sentenced to be beheaded. Bannatynej however, the accomplice, received the king’s pardon, in consequence of his voluntary sur- render and confession. The two Muirs were both executed. The younger w^as affected by the remonstrances of the j clergy who attended him, and he con- fessed the guilt of which he was accused. The father also was at length brought to avow the fact, but in other respects I died as impenitent as he had lived ; I and so ended this dark and extra- 1 ordinary tragedy. h. TALE OF THE PLAGUE IN EDINBURGH. By Robert Chambers, LL.D. In several parts of Scotland, such things are to be found as ‘‘ tales ” of the Plague. Amidst so much human suffer- ing as the events of a pestilence ne- cessarily involved, it is of course to be supposed that, occasionally, circum- stances would occur of a peculiarly dis- astrous and affecting description, — that many loving hearts would be torn asunder, or laid side by side in the grave, many orphans left desolate, and patriarchs bereft of all their descendants, and that cases of so painful a sort as called forth greater compassion at the time, would be remembered, after much of the ordinary details was generally forgotten. The celebrated story of Bessy Bell and Mary Gray is a case in point. So romantic, so mournful a tale, appealing as it does to every bosom, 'could not fail to be commemorated, even though it had been destitute of the great charm of locality. Neither could such a tale of suffering and horror as that of the Teviotdale shepherd’s family ever be forgotten in the district where it occurred, — interesting at it is, has been, and will be, to every successive generation of mothers, and duly list- ened to and shuddered at by so many infantine audiences. In the course of our researches, we have likewise picked up a few extraordinary circum- stances connected with the last visit paid by the plague to Edinburgh ; which, improbable as they may perhaps appear, we believe to be, to a certain extent, allied to truth, and shall now submit- them to our readers. When Edinburgh was afflicted, for the last time, with the pestilence, such was its effect upon the energies of . the citizens, and so long was its con- tinuance, that the grass grew on the principal street, and even at the Cross, though that Scottish Rialto was then perhaps the most crowded thoroughfare in Britain. Silence, more than that of the stillest midnight, pervaded the streets during the day. The sunlight fell upon the quiet houses as it falls on a line of sombre and neglected tomb- stones in some sequestered churchyard — gilding, but not altering, their de- solate features. The area of the High Street, on being entered by a stranger, A TALE OF THE PLAGUE IN EDINBURGH, 105 might have been contemplated with feelings similar to those with which Christian, in the “ Pilgrim’s Progress,” viewed the awful court-yard of Giant Despair ; for, as in that well-imagined scene, the very ground bore the marks of wildness and desolation; every window around, like the loopholes of the dun- geons in Doubting Castle, seemed to tell its tale of misery within, and the whole seemed to lie prostrate and powerless under the dominion of an unseen demon, which fancy might have conceived as stalking around in a bodily form, leisurely dooming its subjects to successive execution. When the pestilence was at its greatest height, a strange perplexity began, and not without reason, to take possession of the few physicians and nurses who attended the sick. It was customary for the distempered to die, or, as the rare case happened, to recover, on a particular day after having first exhibited symptoms of illness. This was an understood rule of the plague, which had never been known to fail. All at once, it began to appear that a good many people, especially those who were left alone in their houses by the death or desertion of friends, died before the arrival of the critical day. In some of these cases, not only was the rule of the disease broken, but, what vexed the physicians more, the powers of medicine seemed to have been set at defiance ; for several patients of distinction, who had been able to purchase good attend- ance and were therefore considered as in less than ordinary danger, were found to have expired after taking salutary drugs, and being left with good hopes by their physicians. It almost seemed as if some new disease were beginning to engraft itself upon the pestilence — a new feature rising upon its horrid aspect. Subtle and fatal as it formerly was, it was now inconceivably more so. It could for- merly be calculated upon ; but it was now quite arbitrary and precarious. Medi- cine had lost its power over it. God, who created it in its first monstrous form, appeared to have endowed it with an additional sting, against which feeble mortality could present no competent shield. Physicians beheld its new rav- ages with surprise and despair ; and a deeper shade of horror was spread, in consequence, over the public mind. As an air of more than natural mys- tery seemed to accompany this truly calamitous turn of affairs, it was, of course, to be expected, in that super- stitious age, that many would attribute it to a more than natural cause. By the ministers, it was taken for an additional manifestation of God’s wrath, and as such held forth in not a few pulpits, accompanied with all the due exhortations to a better life, which it was not unlikely would be attended with good effect among the thin con- gregations of haggard and terrified scarecrows, who persisted in meeting regularly at places of worship. The learned puzzled themselves with con- jectures as to its probable causes and cures ; while the common people gave way to the most wild and fanciful surmises, almost all of which were as far from the truth. The only popular observation worthy of any attention, was that the greater part of those who suffered from this new disease died during the night, and all of them while unattended. Not many days after the alarm first arose, a poor woman arrested a physi- cian in the street, and desired to confer with him a brief space. He at first shook her off, saying he was at present completely engaged, and could take no new patients. But when she informed him that she did not desire his attend- ance, and only wished to communicate something which might help to clear up the mystery of the late premature deaths, he stopped and lent a patient ear. She told him that on the previous night, having occasion to leave her house, in io6 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. order to visit a sick neighbour, who lay upon a lonely death-bed in the second flat below her own garret, she took a lamp in her hand, that she might the better find her way down. As she descended the stair, which she described as a “turn- pike,” or spiral one, she heard a low and inexpressibly doleful moan, as if proceed- ing from the house of her neighbour, — such a moan, she said, as she had ever heard proceed from any of the numer- ous death-beds it had been her lot to attend. She hastened faster down the stair than her limbs were well able to carry her, under the idea that her friend was undergoing some severe suffering, which she might be able to alleviate. Before, however, she had reached the first landing-place, a noise, as of foot- steps, arose from the house of pain, and caused her to apprehend that all was not right' in a house which she knew no one ever visited, in that time of deso- lation, but herself. She quickened her pace still more than before, and soon reached the landing-place at her neigh- bour’s door. Something, as she ex- pressed it, seeming to “swoof’down the stair, like the noise of a full garment brushing the walls of a narrow passage, she drew in the lamp, and looking down beyond it, saw what she con- ceived to be the dark drapery of the back of a tall human figure, loosely clad, moving, or rather gliding, out of sight, and in a moment gone. So un- certain was she at first of the reality of what she saw, that she believed it to be the shadow of the central pile of the stair gliding downwards as she brought round the light ; but the state of matters in the inside of the house soon convinced her, to her horror, that it must have been something more dreadful and real — the unfortunate woman being dead ; though as yet it was three days till the time when, according to the old rules of the disease, she might have lived or died. The physician heard this story with astonishment ; but as it only informed his mind, which was not free from superstition, that the whole matter was becoming more and more mysteri- ous, he drew no conclusions from it ; but simply observing, with a professional shake of the head, that all was not right in the town, went upon his way. The old woman, who, of course, could not be expected to let so good a subject of gossip and wonderment lie idle in her mind, like the guinea kept by the Vicar of Wakefield’s daughters, forth- with proceeded to dissipate it abroad among her neighbours, who soon (to follow out the idea of the coin) reduced it into still larger and coarser pieces, and paid it away, in that exaggerated form, to a wider circle of neighbours, by whom it was speedily dispersed in various shapes over the whole town. The popular mind, like the ear of a sick man, being then peculiarly sensi- tive, received the intelligence with a degree of alarm, such as the news of a lost battle has not always occasioned amongst a people ; and, as the atmo- sphere is best calculated for the convey- ance of sound during the time of frost, so did the air of the plague seem peculiarly well fitted for the propagation of this fearful report. The whole of the people were impressed, on hearing the story, with a feeling of undefined awe, mixed with horror. The back of a tall figure, in dark long clothes, seen but for a moment ! There was a picturesque indistinctness in the description, which left room for the imagination ; taken in conjunction, too, with the moan heard at first by the old woman on the stair, and the demise of the sick woman at the very time, it was truly startling. To add to the panic, a report arose next day, that the figure had been seen on the preceding evening, by different persons, flitting about various stairs and alleys, always in the shade, and disap- pearing immediately after being first perceived. An idea began to prevail that it was the image of Death — Death, A TALE OF THE PLAGUE IN EDINBURGH. 107 who had thus come in his personated form, to a city which seemed to have been placed so peculiarly under his dominion, in order to execute his office with the greater promptitude. It was thought, if so fantastic a dream may be assigned to the thinking faculty, that the grand destroyer, who, in ordinary times is invisible, might, perhaps, have the power of rendering himself palpable to the sight in cases where he ap- proached his victims under circum- stances of peculiar horror ; and this wild imagination was the more fearful, inasmuch as it was supposed that, with the increase of the mortality, he would become more and more distinctly visible, till, perhaps, after having despatched all, he would burst forth in open tri- umph, and roam at large throughout a city of desolation. It happened on the second day after the rise of this popular fancy, that an armed ship, of a very singular construc- tion, and manned by a crew of strangely foreign -looking men, entered Leith harbour. It was a Barbary rover ; but the crew showed no intention of hostility to the town of Leith, "though at the present pass it would have fallen an easy prey to their arms, being quite as much afflicted with the pestilence as its metropolitan neighbour. A detach- ment of the crew, comprising one who appeared to be the commander, im- mediately landed, and proceeded to Edinburgh, which they did not scruple to enter. They inquired for the pro- vost, and, on being conducted to the presence of that dignitary, their chief disclosed their purpose in thus visiting Edinburgh, which was the useful one of supplying it in its present distress with a cargo of drugs, approved in the East for their efficacy against the plague, and a few men who could undertake to administer them properly to the sick. The provost heard this intelligence with overflowing eyes ; for, besides the anxiety he felt about the welfare of the city, he was especially interested in the health of his daughter, an only child, who happened to be involved in the common calamity. The terms pro- posed by the Africans were somewhat exorbitant. They demanded to have the half of the wealth of those whom they restored to health. But the provost told them that he believed many of the most wealthy citizens would be glad to employ them on these terms ; and, for his own part, he was willing to sacrifice anything lie had, short of his salvation, for the benefit of his daughter. Assured of at least the safety of their persons and goods, the strangers drew from the ship a large quantity of medicines, and began that very evening to attend as physicians those who chose to call them in. The captain — a man in the prime of life, and remarkable amongst the rest for his superior dress and bearing — engaged himself to attend the provost’s daughter, who had now nearly reached the crisis of the distemper, and hitherto had not been expected to survive. The house of Sir John Smith, the provost of Edinburgh, in the year 1645, was situated in the Cap-and-Eeather close, an alley occupying the site of the present North Bridge. The bottom of this alley being closed, there was no thoroughfare or egress towards the North Loch ; but the provost’s house possessed this convenience, being the tenement which closed the lower ex- tremity, and having a back-door that opened upon an alley to the eastward, namely, Halkerston’s Wynd. This house was, at the time we speak of, crammed full of valuable goods, plate, &c., which had been deposited in the provost’s hands by many of his afflicted fellow-citizens, under the impression that, if they survived, he was honest enough to restore them unimpaired, and, if other- wise, he was worthy to inherit them. His daughter, who had been seized before it was found possible to remove [o8 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, her from the town, lay in a little room at the back of the house, which, besides one door opening from the large stair- case in the front, had also a more private entry communicating with the narrower and obsolete “ turnpike ” behind. At that time, little precaution was taken anywhere in Scotland about the locking of doors. To have the door simply closed, so that the fairies could not enter, was in general considered suffi- cient, as, it is at the present day in many remote parts. In Edinburgh, during the time of the plague, the greatest indifference to security of this sort prevailed. In general, the doors were left unlocked from within, in order to admit the cleansers, or any charitable neighbour who might come to minister to the bed-rid sick. This was not exactly the case in Sir John Smith’s house ; for the main-door was scrupu- lously locked, with a view to the safety of *he goods committed to his charge. Nevertheless, from neglect, or from want of apprehension, the posterior entrance was afterwards found to have been not so well secured. The Barbary physician had adminis- tered a potion to his patient soon after his admission into the house. He knew that symptoms either favourable or un- favourable would speedily appear, and he therefore resolved to remain in the room in order to watch the result. About midnight, as he sat in a remote corner of the room, looking towards the bed upon which his charge was ex- tended, while a small lamp burned upon a low table between, he was suddenly surprised to observe something like a dark cloud, unaccompanied by any noise, interpose itself slowly and gra- dually between his eyes and the bed. He at first thought that he was de- ceived, — that he was beginning to fall asleep, — or that the strange appear- ance was occasioned by some peculiarity of the light, which, being placed almost directly between him and the bed. caused him to see the latter object very indistinctly. He was soon undeceived by hearing a noise, — the slightest pos- sible, — and perceiving something like motion in the ill-defined lineaments of the apparition. “Gracious Heaven !” thought he, ‘ ‘ can this be the angel of death hovering over his victim, pre- paring -to strike the mortal blow, and ready to receive the departing soul into the inconceivable recesses of its awful form?” It almost appeared as if the cloud stooped over the bed for the per- formance of this task. Presently, the patient uttered a half-suppressed sigh, and then altogether ceased the regular respirations, which had hitherto been monotonous and audible throughout the room. The awe-struck attendant could contain himself no longer, but permitted a sort of cry to escape him, and started to his feet. The cloud instantly, as it were, rose from its inclined posture over the bed, turned hastily round, and, in a moment contracting itself into a human shape, glided softly, but hastily, from the apartment. “ Ha !” thought the African, ‘ ‘ I have known such personages as this in Aleppo. These angels of death are sometimes found to be mortal themselves — I shall pursue and try.” He, therefore, quickly followed the phantom through the' pri- vate door by which it had escaped, not forgetting to seize his semicircular sword in passing the table where it lay. The stair was dark and steep ; but he kept his feet till he reached the bottom. Casting, then, a hasty glance around him, he perceived a shadow vanish from the moon-lit ground, at an angle of the house, and instantly started for- ward in the pursuit. He soon found him- self in the open wynd above-mentioned, along which he supposed the mysterious object to have gone. All here was dark ; but being certain of the course adopted by the pursued party, he did not hesi- tate a moment in plunging headlong down its steep profundity. He wns con- A TALE OF THE PLAGUE IN EDINBURGH, 109 firmed in his purpose by immediately afterwards observing, at some distance in advance, a small jet of moonlight, proceeding from a side alley, obscured for a second by what he conceived to be the transit of a large dark object. This he soon also reached, and finding that his own person caused a similar obscurity, he was confirmed in his con- jecture that the apparition bore a sub- stantial form. Still forward and down- ward he boldly mshed, till,- reaching an open area at the bottom, part of which was lighted by the moon, he plainly saw, at the distance of about thirty yards before him, the figure as of a tall man, loosely enveloped in a pro- digious cloak, gliding along the ground, and apparently making for a small bridge, which at this particular place crossed the drain of the North Loch, and served as a communication with the village called the Mutries Hill. He made directly for the fugitive, thinking to overtake him almost before he could reach the bridge. But what was his surprise, when in a moment the flying object vanished from his sight, as if it had sunk into the ground, and left him alone and objectless in his headlong pursuit. It was possible that it had fallen into some concealed well or pit, but this he was never able to discover. Bewildered and confused, he at length returned to the provost’s house, and re-entered the apartment of the sick maiden. To his delight and aston- ishment he found her already in a state of visible convalescence, with a grad- ually deepening glow of health diffusing itself over her cheek. Whether his courage and fidelity had been the means of scaring away the evil demon it is impossible to say ; but certain it is, that the ravages of the plague began soon afterwards to decline in Edinburgh, and at length died away altogether. The conclusion of this singular tradi- tionary story bears that the provost’s daughter, being completely restored to health, was married to the foreigner who had saved her life. This seems to have been the result of an affection which they had conceived for each other during the period of her convalescence. The African, becoming joint-heir with his wife of the provost’s vast property, abandoned his former piratical life, became, it is said, a douce Presbyterian, and settled down for the remainder of his, days in Edinburgh. The match turned out exceedingly well ; and it is even said that the foreigner became so assimilated with the people of Edinburgh, to whom he had proved so memorable a benefactor, that he held at one time an office of considerable civic dignity and importance. Certain it is,, that he built for. his residence a magnificent “land” near the head of the Canongate, upon the front of which he caused to be erected a statue of the emperor of Barbary, in testimony of the respect he still cherished for his native country ; and this memorial yet remains, in its original niche, as a subsidiary proof of the verity of the above relation. no THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, THE PROBATIONER’S FIRST SERMON. By Daniel Gorrie. On a cold March evening, and in the metropolis of Scotland, I received licence as a probationer. The reverend fathers of the Presbytery were so satis- fied with my orthodoxy that they gave me most cordially the right hand of fellowship, and warmly wished me success. I had half-anticipated a re- primand for heretical tendencies ; but as no censure was uttered, I was at once overcome by their kindness, and charmed with their unexpected liber- ality. I hastened home to receive the congratulations of my friends, and then repaired to a clothier’s for a suit of canonical blacks. My mother had already provided a boxful of white cravats sufficient to supply the whole bench of bishops. To err is human, and it is also human for a humble man to feel considerably elated in certain cir- cumstances, and at certain times. I need not be ashamed to confess that a new dignity seemed to rest upon me, like the mantle of the prophet, on that eventful evening. I saw the re- flection of my face on the bowl of a silver spoon, and wondered at the re- semblance it bore to the bold, heroic countenance of Edward Irving. High were my hopes, and few were my fears, for I only expected to speak and con- quer. The responsibilities of the pro- fession were great, I knew, but they only cast their shadow before. The kind of life on which I was about to enter possessed all the attractions of novelty. I was to exchange passivity for action — the quiet of the cloister for the stir of the field. Yet, while thus I thought of the battle, and made my vows, the still picture of a rural manse, girdled with incense-breathing flower- plots, and shaded with murmuring trees, stole upon my slumbers ere I awoke at the dawn of the next day — a vision, alas ! too often resembling the unreal beauty of the mirage in the desert. It may be pardoned in a novitiate, standing on the threshold, if I saw only the sunny side of preacher-life. Spring was coming, like Miriam and her mai- dens, with timbrels and with dances, and the golden summer-tide was following in her wake, and I knew that I would look on many lovely scenes, receive kindness from strangers, enjoy the hospitality of the humble, and haply sow some seeds of goodness and truth in receptive hearts. I had frequently heard strange stories about preachers, and several times I had met some curious specimens of the class. One, it was said, travelled over the country with a sermon and a-half and a tobacco-pipe. Another, it was averred, carried neither parchments nor portmanteau, went gadding abroad, and was in fact the generalissimo of gossips. A third poked his nose into presses, supped jelly and jam, pocketed lumps of sugar, and performed other absurdities not at all creditable to his cloth. I had also learned from ministers’ wives in the country, that some were as unsocial and morose as turnkeys, and others quite the reverse — lively young fellows, who could rock the cradle, and keep all the children in high glee. It was necessary for me, then, I felt, to be circumspect, to abstain from all eccentricities, to be sociable among social people, and digni- fied when occasion required. Experience soon taught me that a joke from cleri- cal lips sounds like profanity in the ears of the rigidly righteous. A kind friend told me to beware of elders who wished to discuss the doctrine of repro- bation, and to avoid walking arm-in- arm with any rural beauty. THE PRO BA TIONEHS FIRST SERMON. Ill ** Were you, in your unsuspecting in- nocence,” he said, “to commit this last enormity, the village gossips would tell it to the beadle, the beadle to the managers, the managers to the elders, and your glory would depart. ” The advice was a wise one, as I after- wards found ; but gallantry is more a characteristic of youth than prudence. I had prepared a considerable supply of discourses. They were elaborately written, and I looked with paternal affection upon the companions of my future wanderings. I shunned those dry doctrinal discussions which shed so sweet an opiate over the eyes of old, young, and middle-aged. The topics selected were such as I believed would interest and instruct all classes of people. I had enlarged upon the zeal and self- sacrifice of the sainted men of old, pictured the Holy One silent in the death chamber, and weeping at the tomb, and drawn illustrations from the heavens above, and the earth beneath. Something fresh was needed, I thought — a Christianity rich in blossoms as in fruit. I received an appointment for the first Sabbath after licence, and on Saturday afternoon I was rattling along Princes’ Street in the Queensferry omni- bus. A small town across the Firth, in the kingdom of Fife, not far from the coast, was my destination. Although the sermon I was to deliver on the morrow had been well committed to memory, and frequently declaimed during the week, yet I found myself conning it over again ere we had crossed the Dean Bridge, and certain passages became mysteriously blended in my mind with the images of Craigcrook and Corstorphine. Then I began to won- der if the other passengers suspected I was a preacher on my maiden expedition. One woman was occupied in gazing very fondly upon the face of a dozing child three months old ; a red-faced, purple-nosed old gentleman was sucking the round head of a walking-stick ; a stout elderly lady seemed to find the leathern cushion very uncomfortable, since of her down-sitting and up-rising there was no end ; a young gentleman of the Tittlebat Titmouse tribe breathed heavily, and at intervals snored ; and a young lady, my vis-a-vis in the opposite corner, was the only one who seemed really to be aware of my presence, and the only one who appeared willing to break the unsocial silence. I remem- bered my friend’s advice, and was somewhat afraid to speak. Besides, heads, and particulars, and practical applications, were making such a tho- roughfare of my mind, that there was considerable danger of committing ab- surd mistakes in conversation. I became really sorry for the young lady, she looked at me so inquiringly, and seemed so anxious that I should speak. There was a keen frost in the air, and one or two outsiders were flapping their hands across their shoulders — might I not say that the afternoon was cold? Gray- white clouds were gathering from horizon to horizon and dimming the day — might I not suggest the possibility of snow ? Suddenly the light wavering crystals slid down the window'-glass, and with uplifted eyebrows and look of innocent surprise, the fair young traveller exclaimed, “ Oh ! it snows.” “So it does, ma’am,” I rejoined, and spoke no more. She might think of me that evening as very silent or very surly ; but she no doubt changed her opinion next day, for I saw her sitting in the front gal- lery of the church when I rose to give out the first psalm. In crossing the ferry, I thought not of the royal dames and princely pageants that so often in the days of other years passed to and from the shores of Fife. The waters of the Forth were dreary enough. Inchcolm and the opposite coast were shrouded from view in the streaming skirts of the snow -clouds. II2 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, I rolled myself up in a corner of the boat where no deacon’s eye could in- trude, and warmed my heart with a cigar. Then some limping fiend whis- pered in my ears the awful words, “ What if you should stick Once I had witnessed an unfortunate being in that painful predicament in the pulpit. I had marked, with sickening appre- hensions, the string of unconnected sen- tences, the hesitation, the palor over- spreading his face, the terrible stammer, the convulsive clutch, the pause, the sudden gulp, the dead stop, and por- tentous silence. A “ stickit minister,” like Dominie Sampson, is nothing to a preacher who “ sticks.” It was a horrid idea. I resisted the fiend, knit my brow, clenched my fist, and determined to speak or die. “ Always keep your mouth open,” was the charge of a learned divine to his son, and the words afforded me much consolation. The night was falling fast, and the snow was falling faster when I reached the outskirts of the little inland town where I had been appointed to officiate. Here my rapid march was arrested by an elderly man who inquired if I was the expected preacher, and receiving an answer in the affirmative, he relieved me of my portmanteau, which contained my precious parchment, and led the way to my lodgings. He gave me to under- stand that he was the beadle, and that I was to lodge with Mrs M‘Bain, who kept a small grocery shop, and had a room to spare in her house. The con- gregation, with much saving grace, had let the manse until a new minister was obtained. Old John, like the great proportion of country beadles, was a simple, decent man, and a sort of char- acter in his way. He was particularly inquisitive, and asked me some very plain questions as we trudged along the narrow street, getting gradually whit- ened by the falling snow. He told me that my predecessor on the previous Sabbath was a very clever young man, but only a ‘‘wee thocht new-fangled.” From further inquiry I found that the learned Theban had been astonishing John and several members of the con- gregation by describing the revolution of the earth on its axis. “Noo, sir,” said the worthy beadle, “can ye tell me, if the world is aye whirlin’ round aboot, what’s the reason we never come to the warm countries?” I endeavoured to make the matter plain to his apprehension by supposing a rotatory motion of the human head, and the nose always maintaining its dignified position in the centre between the right ear and the left — an illustra- tion which honest John did not seem to regard as satisfactory in the slightest degree. Mrs M ‘Bain’s house was of a very humble description ; but she appeared to be a tidy woman, and the room allotted to me, though small, was clean and comfortable. John put down my portmanteau on a chair, with the mien and manner of one who has done his duty, and informed me that one of the elders and the* precentor would likely call in a short time. For the precentor I was perfectly prepared, knowing well the psalms that would best suit my dis- course ; but I was not so sure what motive an elder could have for visiting me on a Saturday night. I inwardly hoped, at least, that if he did make his appearance, he would have the good sense not to trouble me long with his presence or his conversation, as I was again anxious to rehearse my discourse to silent chairs and an attentive table. WheipL Mrs M‘Bain was placing the tea-dishes on the table, she seemed dis- posed for a little talk, while I, on the contrary, was not at all in a communi- cative mood. However, she persevered, and drew me on by degrees, until at last she brought a series of queries to a climax by asking if I had been long a preacher. Now, this was a most absurd question for me to answer in my pecu- THE PRO BA TIONER’S FIRST SERMON, liar circumstances. If the people knew that I had never “ wagged my head in a poupit” before, they would be sure to listen to me with the most dreadful silence, so that the slightest stammer would be multiplied and magnified by a hundred echoes. What was to be done ? The question must be answered, and the truth must be told, despite the consequences. Mustering up courage, I told my landlady how the matter stood. Astonished she was, as might naturally have been expected. She uplifted her eyebrows, opened wide her eyes, drew a long breath, and said — “Dearie me, sir, ye’ll be awfu’ feared ! ” With this ejaculation, which afforded me little consolation indeed, Mrs M‘Bain left the apartment, and I knew that the tidings would be over the town, and talked about at every fireside in less than twenty minutes. It could not be helped ; courage and resignation alone were required. I had just finished swallowing in haste three cups of very hot tea, when the precentor entered. He was a man past middle age, with a countenance some- what grim and gaunt, and a very un- musical mouth. His hair- was sandy- coloured, and he was Sawney all over. I saw at once, from his steady stare, and the peculiar expression of his face, that Mrs M‘Bain had communicated to him the very pleasant intelligence that the new arrival was a “green hand.” He was not long in making me know that he was aware of the fact, although he did so in a very cautious, provoking kind of style. When the ice was fairly broken, he said, “ It’s a kittle thing standin’ up afore an audience the first time. I mind fine yet what an awfu’ state I was in when I first sang i’ the desk. I kent the Auld Hunderd as weel as I kent my mither ; but I wasna lang begun when I ran awa’ wi’ the harrows.” This kind of talk was rapid- ly becoming unendurable, and I enter- tained anything but a Christian senti- II3 ment of brotherly love towards the conductor of the psalmody. “How long have you acted as pre- centor,” I enquired, anxious to change the current of conversation. “I’ve precented in oor kirk,” he replied, “ for twunty years, and, barrin’ three days last simmer, I’ve never missed a Sabbath.” “That is very extraordinary,” I rejoined; “and what was wrong with you last summer ?” “Weel, sir, ye see I was howkin’ tatties for the denner in oor yaird ae day, when I coupit ower a skep by mistake, and I was awfu’ stung by bees. ” “Dear me,” I rejoined (for I could not resist such a favourable opportunity of stinging him again), “ it was curious how the bees should have taken you for a drone !” This remark had the desired effect. The precentor soon took himself off, and I was left in undisputed possession of the room. I had offended the beadle, and insulted the precentor — how was it possible that I could preach with acceptation to the people? I became nervous lest the elder also should enter, for I was perfectly persuaded that I could not escape incurring his repro- bation by some unfortunate reply. As the night wore on, my trepidation increased. I paced up and down the room, repeating and re-repeating my discourse from beginning to end, and from the end to the beginning. Every period, colon, hyphen, point of exclam- ation, point of interrogation, and comma was engraved upon my mind, and yet I was not satisfied. Something might escape me — some sounding sen- tence might take wings and flee away. I heard Mrs M ‘Bain listening at times behind the door when I went humming and thrumming across the room ; and I felt a strong inclination to call her in, and punish her by making her act the part of a popular audience. I cooled H 1 14 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. down somewhat before bedtime, and, at my landlady’s request, retired early to bed. “A gude sleep,” she said, “is the forerunner of a good sermon.” “Yes,” I rejoined, “and a good sleep is the ordinary accompaniment of a bad one.” Mrs M ‘Bain chuckled, and looked as if she thought there was something promising in the young man- after all. To bed I went, but not to slumber, knowing well that sleep, like some eccentric daughters of Eve, must be won without being wooed. I did not try to “fall over.” None but the rankest fool ever thinks of perpetrating such absurdity. I commenced for the five hundredth time — what else could I do ? — to con over my discourse. I had just finished the introduction, without missing a syllable, when — horror of horrors ! — the first head had vanished — evaporated — gone to some outrageous limbo and could not, would not be recalled. What was to be done ? I sat up in bed — a villanous crib it was — and the perspiration stood beaded on my brow. The tingling darkness filled the room ; the snow-flakes fussled on the window panes. Mrs M‘Bain was in bed ; the candle was out ; there were no lucifers ; my precious manuscript was under my pillow ; the missing head was there, but I could neither see nor seize it. It was a caput mortuuni. I cannot describe the agony that I en- dured, the feeling of despair that I experienced. My heart beat loudly, and the inexorable clock tick-ticked, as if everything in the world were going on with the utmost smoothness and regularity. I must have sat for an hour groping about in my benighted brain for my lost head. But sleep at length came, and fantastic dreams, born of fear and excitement, took possession of me. I thought that I stood on 'Mars Hill, and that around me was gathered a great crowd of Stoics, Epicureans, Methodists, Mormons, and Mahom- medans. They listened attentively for a time, but as soon as I had finished the introduction to my discourse, they immediately commenced to grin and make grimaces, shouting, howling, roar- ing like legions of demons. In the twinkling of an eye, the scene changed, and I stood in the centre of a vast camp- meeting in the backwoods of America. Negroes and Red Indians were there as well as stalwart planters with their wives and families. A hymn, pealed with a sea-like sound from a thousand voices, had just died away, and I was preparing to address the mighty multi- tude, when a sudden storm came crash- ing down among the woods, and the assemblage was scattered abroad like the leaves of autumn. I was tossed throughout the night from one wildered dream to another, and finally awoke in the morning rather jaded than refreshed. With the return of consciousness, how- ever, returned the lost head, and I was delighted to discover before rising that my memory was master of my dis- course. The morning wore on, stiller for the snow that lay one or two inches deep on the ground. The hour of service approached, the • bells began to sound ; I never heard them pealing so loudly before, even in the largest cities. My heart beat to the beating of the bells. At last the beadle came, cool, calm, imperturbable, hoisted the pulpit Bible under his arm, and signified to me, with an easy inclination of his head, that all was now ready. Mrs M‘Bain was standing in the passage as we came out of the room, holding the door-key in one hand, and her Bible wrapped in a white pocket handkerchief in the other. I walked along the street as steadily and sedately as my perturba- tion would permit, and all the little boys and girls, I thought, knew that I was to preach my first .sermon that day. There was a death-like stillness in the THE CRIMES OF RICHARD HA WHINS, IIS church when I entered. My look was concentrated on the pulpit, but I knew that every eye in the church was fixed upon the untried preacher. I managed to get through the introductory services with more fluency and calmness than I anticipated, only I invariably found my- self conning over the first head of my discourse while the assembled worship- pers were singing the psalms. The precentor was a drone. Even that afforded me some satisfaction, although the unmelodious tones agitated still more my excited nervous system. At the close of the second psalm, the time of my great trial came. I rose and announced the text with great delibera- tion. Then every eye was fixed upon me ; the moment was awful ; the silence was dreadful. The ready manner in which the first dozen of sentences came to my recollection made me feel some- what calm, comfortable, and composed ; but a sudden sense of the peculiar nature of my situation, the conscious- ness that all the people knew it was my first appearance in public, disturb- ed my equanimity and shook my self- possession, A dizziness came over me ; the congregation revolved around the pulpit. I grasped the Bible, and declaimed vehemently in order if pos- sible to recover myself ; but from the beginning of the first head to the last application, although I must have ad- hered to my manuscript, I was speak- ing like one in a dream, not master of myself, the will passive, and memory alone awake. When I concluded the last period, I could scarcely believe that I had preached my discourse. The weakness of my limbs told me of the struggle. On leaving the church I overheard some remarks concerning myself pass between two of the officials. “ He’s a brisk bit birkie that,” quoth the beadle. “ ’Od ay,” responded the precentor, but ‘ he has a bee in his bannet.’ ” Sweet reader, if you are studying for the Church, do not be deterred by vain fears from prosecuting your labours. It is a glorious thing to succeed, even when you are unconscious of your suc- cess, and thus it happened with “ My First Sermon.” THE CHIMES OF HICHAHD HAWKINS. By Thomas Aird. When a young man, Richard Haw- kins was guilty of the heinous crime of betraying the daughter of a respectable farmer in the west of ‘ Galloway, of the name of Emily Robson. As he yet loved the injured maiden, he would have married her, but in this he was determinedly opposed by her relatives, and particularly by her only brother, betwixt whom and himself an inveterate hostility had, from various causes, been growing up since their earliest boy- hood. From remorse partly, and shame and disappointment, and partly from other causes, Hawkins hereupon left his home and went abroad ; but after making a considerable sum of money he returned to Scotland, determined to use every remonstrance to win over Emily’s friends to allow him yet by marriage to make reparation to the gentle maiden, the remembrance of whose beauty and faithful confiding ' spirit had unceasingly haunted him in a foreign land. He arrived first at Glasgow, and proceeded thence to Ed in- THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. 1 1 6 burgh, where he purposed to stay a week or a fortnight before going south- ward to his native county, in which also Emily Robson resided. During his stay in the metropolis, having been one evening invited to sup at the house of a gentleman, originally from the same county with himself, scarcely had he taken his seat in his host’s parlour, when Emily’s brother entered, and, instantly recognizing him, advanced with a face of grim wrath, denounced him as a villain, declared he would not sit a moment in his company, and to make good his declaration, in- stantly turned on his heel and left the house. The violent spirit of Hawkins was in a moment stung to madness by this rash and unseasonable insolence, which was offered him, moreover, be- fore a number of gentlemen ; he rose, craved their leave for a moment, that he might follow, and show Mr Robson his mistake; and sallying out of the house, without his hat, he overtook his aggressor on the street, tapped him on the shoulder, and thus bespoke him, with a grim smile: — ‘‘Why, sir, give me leave to propound to you that this same word and exit of yours are most preciously insolent. With your leave, now, I must have you back, gently to unsay me a word or two ; or, by heaven ! this night your blood shall wash out the imputation !” “This hour — this hour!” replied Robson, in a hoarse compressed whis- per ; ‘ ‘ my soul craves to grapple with you, and put our mutual affair to a mortal arbitrament. Hark ye, Haw- kins, you are a stranger in this city, I presume, and cannot reasonably be ex- pected easily to provide yourself with a second ; moreover, no o.ie would back such a villain ; — now, will you follow me this moment to my lodgings, accept from my hand one of a pair of pistols, and let us, without fait her for- mality, retire to a convenient place, and do ourselves a pleasure and a jus- tice. I am weary of living under the same sun with you, and if I can shed your foul blood beneath yon chaste stars of God, I would willingly die for it. Dare you follow me? — and, quickly, before those fellows think of looking after us?” To Hawkins’ boiling heart of indigna- tion ’twas no hard task so to follow, and the above proposal of Robson was strictly and instantly followed up. We must notice here particularly, that, as the parties were about to leave the house, a letter was put into Robson’s hand, who, seeing that it was from his mother, and bore the outward notification of mourn- ing, craved Hawkins’ permission to read it, which he did with a twinkling in his eye, and a working, as of deep grief, in the muscles of his face ; but in a minute he violently crushed the letter, put it into his pocket, and, turning anew to his foe with glaring eyes of anger, told him that all was ready. And now we shall only state generally, that within an hour from the first provocation of the even- ing, this mortal and irregular duel was settled, and left Robson shot through the body by his antagonist. No sooner did Hawkins see him fall, than horror and remorse for his deed rushed upon him ; he ran to the pro- strate youth, attempted to raise him up, but dared not offer pity or ask forgive- ness, for which his soul yet panted. The wounded man rejected his assist- ance — waved him off, and thus faintly but fearfully spoke: — “Now, mine enemy ! I will tell you, that you may sooner know the curse of God, which shall for ever cling and warp itself round all the red cords of your heart. That letter from my mother, which you saw me read, told me of the death of that sister Emily whom I so loved ; whom you — oh, God ! — who never recovered from your villany. And my father, too I — ^Off, fiend, nor mock me! You shall not so triumph — you shall not see me die. ! ” So saying, the wounded THE CRIMES OF RICHARD HAWKINS, 117 youth, who was lying on his back, with his pale writhen features upturned, and dimly seen in the twilight, with a con- vulsive effort now threw himself round, with his face upon the grass. In a fearful agony stood Hawkins, twisting his hands, not knowing whether again to attempt raising his victim, or to run to the city for a surgeon. The former he at length did, and found no resistance ; for, alas ! the unhappy youth was dead. The appearance of two or three individuals now making towards the bloody spot, which was near the suburbs of the town, and to which, in all probability, they had been drawn by the report of the pistols, roused Hawkins, for the first time, to a sense of his own danger. He quickly left the ground, dashed through the fields, and, without distinctly calculating his route, instinctively turned towards his native district. As he proceeded onwards, he began to consider the bearings of his difficult situation, and at last resolved to hasten on through the country, to lay his case before his excellent friend Frank Dillon, who was the only son of a gentleman in the western parts of Galloway, and who, he knew, was at present residing with his father. Full of the most riot- ous glee, and nimble-witted as Mer- cutio, Frank, he was aware, could be no less gravely wise as an adviser in a difficult emergency, and he determined, in the present case, to be wholly ruled by his opinion. Invigorated from thus having settled for himself a definite course, he walked swiftly forward through the night, which shone with the finest beauty of the moon. Yet what peace to the murderer, whose red title not the fairest duellist, who has slain a human being, can to his own conscience reduce ? The cold glittering leaves on the trees, struck with a quick, momentary gust, made him start as he passed ; and the shadowy foot and figure of the lover, coming round from the back window of the lone cottage, was to his startled apprehension the avenger of blood at hand. As he looked afar along the glittering road, the black fir trees upon the edge of the moor seemed men coming running down to meet him ; and the long howl of some houseless cur, and the distant hoof of the traveller, which struck his listening ear with two or three beatings, seemed all in the track of pursuit and vengeance. Morning came, and to the weary fugitive was agreeably cloudy ; but the sun rose upon him in the forenoon, shining from between the glassy, glis- tering clouds with far greater heat than it does from a pure blue sky. Hawkins had now crossed many a broad acre of the weary moorlands, fatigued and thirsty, his heart beating in his ears, and not a drop of water that he could see to sprinkle the dry pulses of his bosom, when he came to a long morass, which barred his straightforward path. His first business was to quench his thirst from a dull stank, overgrown with paddowpipe, and black wuth myr- iads of tadpoles. There, finding him- self so faint from fatigue that he could not brook the idea of going round by the end of the moss, and being far less able to make his way through the middle of it, by leaping from hagg to hagg^ he threw himself down on the sunny side of some long reeds, and fell fast asleep. He was waked by the screaming of lapwings, and the noise of a neighbour- ing bittern, to a feeling of violent throb- bing, headache, and nausea, which were probably owing to the sun’s having beat upon him whilst he lay asleep, aggravated by the reflection from the reeds. He arose, but finding himself quite unable to pursue his journey, again threw himself down on a small airy brow of land, to get what breeze might be stirring abroad. There were several companies of people at work digging peats in the moss, and one I I ii8 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. party now sat down very near him to their dinner. One of them, a young woman, had passed so near him, as to be able to guess, from his countenance, that he was unwell ; and in a few minutes, with the fine charity of woman- hood, she came to him with some food, of which, to satisfy her kindness, rather than his ov/n hunger, he ate a little. The air changed in the afternoon, and streaming clouds of hail crossed over that wild country, yet he lay still. Party after party left the moss, and yet he was there. He made, indeed, a show of leaving the place at a quick rate, to dissappoint the fears of the people who had seen him at noon, and who, as they again came near to gather up their supernumerary clothes, were evidently perplexed on his account, which they show'ed by looking first towards him and then at each other. It was all he could do to get quite out of their sight beyond a little eminence ; and there, once more, he lay down in utter prostration of mind and body. Twilight began to darken upon the pools*of that desolate place. The wild birds were gone to their heathy nests, all save the curlew, whose bravura was still sung over the fells, and borne far away into the dim and silent night. At length a tall, powerful-looking man came stepping through the moss, and as he passed near the poor youth, asked, in slow speech, who he was. In the reaction of nature, Hawkins was, in a moment, anxious about his situation, and replied to him that he had fallen sick on his way, and was unable to go in quest of a resting-place for the night. Ap- proaching and turning himself round to the youth as he arose, the genius of the place had him on his back in a mo- ment, and went off with him carelessly and in silence over the heath. In about half an hour they came to a lonely cottage, which the kind creature entered ; and, setting the young man down, without the least appearance of fatigue on his part, “ Here, gudewife,” said he, “ is a bairn t’ye, that I hae foun’ i’ the moss : now, let us see ye be gude to him.” Either this injunction was very effective, or it was not at all necessary ; for, had the youth been her own son, come from* a far country to see her, this hostess of the cottage could not have treated him more kindly. From his little conversation during the evening, her husband, like most very bulky men, appeared to be of dull intellect ; but there was a third per- sonage in the composition of his house- hold, a younger brother, a very little man, — the flower of the flock, — who made ample amends for his senior brother’s deficiencies as a talker. A smattering of Church-history had filled his soul with a thousand stories of per- secution and martyrdom, and, from some old history of America, he had gained a little knowledge of Upper Canada, for which, Hawkins was dur- ing the night repeatedly given to under- stand, he was once on the very point of setting out, an abiding embryo of bold travel, which, in his own eye, seemed to invest him with all the honours and privileges of bona fide voyagers. His guest had a thousand questions put to him on these interesting topics, less for his answers, it was evident, than for an opportunity to the little man of setting forth his own information. All this was tolerably fair ; but it was truly disgusting when the little oracle took the Bible after supper, and, in place of his elder brother, who was otherwise also the head of the family, performed the religious services of the evening, pre- suming to add a comment to the chapter which he read ; to enforce which, his elbow was drawn back to the sharpest angle of edification, from which, ever and anon unslinging itself like a shifting rhomboid, it forced forward the stiff information in many a pompous in- stalment. The pertinacious forefinger was at work too ; and before it trembled THE CRIMES OF RICHARD HA WKINS. 119 the mystic Babylon, which, in a side argument, that digit was uplifted to denounce. Moreover, the whole lecture was given in a squeaking, pragmatic voice, which sounded like the sharping of thatchers’ knives. Next morning the duellest renewed his journey, hoping against eveningtide to reach Dillon’s house, which he guessed could not now be more than forty miles distant. About mid-after- noon, as he was going through a small hamlet of five or six cottages, he stepped into one of them, and requested a little water to drink. There was a hushed solemnity, he could see in a moment, throughout the little apartment into which, rather too unceremoniously, he had entered; and a kind-looking matron, in a dark robe, whispered in his ear, as she gave him a porringer of sweet water, with a little oatmeal sprinkled upon it, that an only daughter of the house, a fine young woman, was lying “a corpse.” Without noticing his presence, and indeed with her face hid, sat the mother doubtless of the maiden, heedless of the whispered consolations of two or three officious matrons, and racking in that full and intense sorrow with which strangers cannot intermeddle. The sloping beams of the declining sun shone beautifully in through a small lattice, illumining a half-decayed nose- gay of flowers which stood on the sunny whitewashed sill — emblem of a more sorrowful decay ! — and after traversing the middle of the apartment, with a thin deep bar of light, peopled by a maze of dancing motes, struck into the white bed, where lay something covered up and awfully indistinct, like sanctified thing not to be gazed at, which the fugitive’s fascinated eye yet tried to shape into the elegant body of the maiden, as she lay before her virgin sheets purer than they, with the salt above her still and unvexed bosom. The restricted din of boys at play — for that buoyant age is yet truly reverential, and feels most deeply the solemn occasion of death — was heard faint and aloof from the house of mourning. This, and the lonely chirrup of a single sparrow from the thatch ; the soft purring of the cat at the sunny pane ; the muffled tread of the mourners over the threshold ; and the audible grief of that poor mother, seemed, instead of interruption, rather parts of the solemn stillness. As Hawkins was going out, after lingering a minute in this sacred inte- rior, he met, in the narrow passage which led to the door, a man with the coffin, on the lid of which he read, as it was pushed up to his very face, “ Emily Robson, aged 22.” The heart of the murderer — the seducer — was in a moment as if steeped in the benumbing waters of petrifaction ; he was horrified ; he would fain have passed, but could not for want of room ; and as the coffin was not to be withdrawn in accommo- dation to him, he was pushed again into the interior of the cottage to en- counter a look of piercing recognition from Emily’s afflicted mother, who had started up on hearing the hollow grating of the coffin as it struck occasionally on the walls of the narrow entrance. “Take him away — take him away — take him away!” she screamed, when she saw Hawkins, and pressed her face down on the white bed of death. As for the youth, who was fearfully con- scious of another bloody woe which had not yet reached her heart, and of which he was still the author, and who saw, moreover, that this poor mother was now come to poverty, probably from his own first injury against the peace of her family, he needed not to be told to depart. With conscience, that truest conducting-rod, flashing its moral elec- tricities of shame and fear, and with knees knocking against each other, he stumbled out of the house, and making his way by chance to an idle quarry, overgrown with weeds, he there threw himself down, with his face on the 120 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. ground. In this situation he lay the whole night and all next forenoon ; and in the afternoon — for he had occa- sionally risen to look for the assembling of the funeral train — he joined the small group who carried his Emily to the churchyard, and saw her young body laid in the grave. Oh ! who can cast away carelessly, like a useless thing, the finely-moulded clay, perfumed with the lingering beauty of warm motions, sweet graces, and young charities ! But had not the young man, think ye, ten- fold reason to weep for her whom he now saw laid down within the dark shadow of the grave ? In the evening, he found his way to F rank Dillon’s ; met his friend by chance at a little distance from his father’s house, and told him at once his unhappy situation. “ My father,” replied Frank, “ cannot be an adviser here, because he is a Justice of the Peace. But he has been at London for some time, and I do not expect him home till to-morrow ; so you can go with me to our house for this night, where we shall deliberate what next must be done in this truly sad affair of yours. Come on.” It is unnecessary for us to explain at length the circumstances which frus- trated the friendly intentions of Dillon, and which enabled the officers of justice to trace Hawkins to his place of con- cealment. They arrived that very evening ; and, notwithstanding the efforts of Frank to save his friend, secured the unhappy duellist, who, within two days afterwards, found him- self in Edinburgh, securely lodged in jail. The issue of Hawkins’ trial was that he was condemned to death as a mur- derer. This severe sentence of the law was, however, commuted into that of banishment for seven years. ' But he never again returned to his native country. And it must be told of him also, that no happiness ever shone upon' this after-life of his. Independent of his first crime, which brought a beauti- ful young woman prematurely to the grave, he had broken rashly ‘‘ into the bloody house of life,” and, in the lan- guage of Holy Writ, “slain a young man to his hurt.” Oh ! for that still and quiet conscience — those third heavens within a man — wherein he can soar within himself and be at peace, where the image of God shines down, never dislimned nor long hid by those wild racks and deep con- tinents of gloom which come over the soul of the blood-guilty man ! THE HEADSTONE. By Professor Wilson. The coffin was let down to the bot- tom of the grave, the planks were removed from the heaped-up brink, the first rattling clods had struck their knell, the quick shovelling was over, and the long, broad, skilfully cut pieces of turf were aptly joined together, and trimly laid by the beating spade, so that the newest mound in the church- yard was scarcely distinguishable from those that were grown over by the un- disturbed grass and daisies of a luxu- riant spring. The burial was soon over ; and the party, with one consent- ing motion, having uncovered their heads in decent reverence of the place and occasion, were beginning to separ- ate, and about to leave the churchyard. THE HEADSTONE. 121 Here some acquaintances, from distant parts of the parish, who had not had an opportunity of addressing each other in the house that had belonged to the deceased, nor in the course of the few hundred yards that the little procession had to move over from his bed to his grave, were shaking hands, quietly but cheerfully, and inquiring after the wel- fare of each other’s families. There, a small knot of neighbours were speak- ing, without exaggeration, of the respect- able character which the deceased had borne, and mentioning to one another little incidents of his life, some of them so remote as to be known only to the grayheaded persons of the group ; while a few yards farther removed from the spot, were standing together parties who discussed ordinary concerns, alto- gether unconnected with the funeral, such as the state of the markets, the promise of the season, or change of tenants ; but still with a sobriety of manner and voice that was insensibly produced by the influence of the simple ceremony now closed, by the quiet graves around, and the shadow of the spire and gray walls of the house of God. Two men yet stood together at the head of the grave, with countenances of sincere but unimpassioned grief. They were brothers, the only sons of him who had been buried. And there was some- thing in their situation that naturally kept the eyes of many directed upon them for a longer time, and more intently, than would have been the case had there been nothing more observable about them than the common symptoms of a common sorrow\ But these two brothers, who were now standing at the head of their father’s grave, had for some years been totally estranged from each other, and the only words that had passed between them, during all that time, had been uttered within a few days past, during the necessary pre- parations for the old man’s funeral. No deep and deadly quarrel was between these brothers, and neither of them could distinctly tell the cause of this unnatural estrangement. Perhaps dim jealousies of their father’s favour — selfish thoughts that will sometimes force themselves into poor men’s hearts respecting temporal expectations — un- accommodating manners on both sides — taunting words that mean little when uttered, but which rankle and fester in remembrance — imagined opposition of interests, that, duly considered, would have been found one and the same — these, and many other causes, slight when single, but strong when rising up together in one baneful band, had gradually but fatally infected their hearts, till at last they who in youth had been seldom separate, and truly attached, now met at market, and, miserable to say, at church, with dark and averted faces, like different clans- men during a feud. Surely if anything could have soften- ed their hearts towards each other, it must have been to stand silently, side by side, while the earth, stones, and clods, were falling down upon their father’s coffin. And, doubtless, their hearts were so softened. But pride, though it cannot prevent the holy affections of nature from being felt, may prevent them from being shown ; and these two brothers stood there together, determined not to let each other know the mutual tenderness that, in spite of them, was gushing up in their hearts, and teaching them the unconfessed folly and wickedness of their causeless quar- rel. A headstone had been prepared, and a person came forward to plant it. The elder brother directed him how to place it — a plain stone, with a sand-glass, skull, and cross-bones, chiselled not rude- ly, and a few words inscribed. The young- er brother regarded the operation with a troubled eye, and said, loudly enough to be heard by several of the bystanders, 22 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. “ William, this was not kind in you ; — you should have told me of this. I loved my father as well as you could love him. You were the elder, and, it may be, the favourite son ; but I had a right in nature to have joined you in ordering this headstone, had I not?’^ During these words, the stone was sinking into the earth, and many persons who were on their way from the grave returned. For a while the elder bro- ther said nothing, for he had a con- sciousness in his heart that he ought to have consulted his father’s son in design- ing this last becoming mark of affection and respect to his memory ; so the stone was planted in silence, and now stood erect, decently and simply among the other unostentatious memorials of the humble dead. The inscription merely gave the name and age of the deceased, and told that the stone had been erected “by his affectionate sons.” The sight of these words seemed to soften the displeasure of the angry man, and he said, some- what more mildly, “Yes, we were his affectionate sons, and since my name is on the stone, I am satisfied, brother. We have not drawn together kindly of late years, and perhaps never may ; but I acknowledge and respect your worth ; and here, before our own friends, and before the friends of our father, with my foot above his head, I express my willingness to be on better and other terms with you, and if we cannot com- mand love in our hearts, let us, at least, brother, bar out all unkindness.” The minister, who had attended the funeral, and had something intrusted to him to say publicly before he left the churchyard, now came forward, and asked the elder brother why he spake not regarding this matter. He saw that there was something of a cold and sullen pride rising up in his heart — for not easily may any man hope to dismiss from the chamber of his heart even the vilest guest, if once cherished there. With a solemn and almost severe air, he looked upon the relenting man, and then, changing his countenance into serenity, said gently, — Behold how good a thing it is. And how becoming well. Together such as brethren are In unity to dwell. The time, the place, and this beauti- ful expression of a natural sentiment, quite overcame a heart in which many kind, if not warm, affections dwelt ; and the man thus appealed to bowed down his head and wept. “ Give me your hand, brother and it was given, while a murmer of satis- faction arose from all present, and all hearts felt kindlier and more humanely towards each other. As the brothers stood fervently, but composedly, grasping each other’s hands, in the little hollow that lay between the grave of their mother, long since dead, and that of their father, whose shroud was haply not yet still from the fall of dust to dust, the minister stood beside them with a pleasant countenance, and said, “ I must fulfil the promise I made to your father on his deathbed. I must read to you a few words which his hand wrote at an hour when his tongue denied its office. I must not say that you did your duty to your old father ; for did he not often beseech you, apart from one another, to be reconciled, for your own sakes as Christians, for his sake, and for the sake of the mother who bare you, and, Stephen, who died that you might be born ? When the palsy struck him for the last time, you were both absent, nor was it your fault that you were not beside the old man when he died. As long as sense continued with him here, did he think of you two, and of you two alone. T ears were in his eyes ; I saw them there, and on his cheek too, when no breath came from his lips. But of this no more. He died with this paper in his hand ; and he made me know THE WIDOWS S PREDICTION. 123 that I was to read it to you over his 1 grave. I now obey him ; “ ‘ My sons, if you will let my bones lie quiet in the grave, near the dust of your mother, depart not from my burial till, in the name of God and Christ, you promise to love one another as you used to do. Dear boys, receive my bless- ing.”’ Some turned their heads away to hide the tears that needed not to be hidden ; 1 and when the brothers had released | each other from a long and sobbing em- | brace, many went up to them, and in a single word or two expressed their joy at' this perfect reconcilement. The brothers themselves walked away from the churchyard, arm in arm with the minister, to the manse. On the follow- ing Sabbath they were seen sitting with their families in the same pew ; and it was observed that they read together off the same Bible when the minister gave out the text, and that they sang together, taking hold of the same psalm- book. The same psalm was sung (given out at their own request), of which one verse had been repeated at their father’s grave ; and a larger sum than usual was on that Sabbath found in the plate for the poor, for Love and Charity are sisters. And ever after, both during the peace and the troubles of this life, the hearts of the brothers were as one, and in nothing were they divided. THE WIDOV/’S PREDICTION: A TALE OF THE SIEGE OF NAMUR. On the morning of the 30th August 1695, just as the sun began to tinge the dark and blood-stained battlements of Namur, a detachment of Mackay’s Scottish* regiment made their rounds, relieving the last night-sentinels, and placing those of the morning. As soon as the party returned to their quarters, and relaxed from the formalities of mili- tary discipline, their leader, a tall, mus- cular man, of about middle age, with a keen eye and manly features, though swarthy and embrowned with toil, and wearing an expression but little akin to the gentle or the amiable, moved to an angle of the bastion, and, leaning on his spontoon, fixed an anxious gaze on the rising sun. While he remained in this position, he was approached by another officer, who, slapping him roughly on the shoulder, accosted him in these words — “ What, Monteith ! are you in a musing mood ? Pray, let me have the benefit of your morning medita- tions. ” ‘‘ Sir ! ” said Monteith, turning hastily round. “Oh! ’tis you, Keppel. What think you of this morning?” ‘ ‘ Why, that it will be a glorious day for some ; and for you and me, I hope, among others. Do you know that the Elector of Bavaria purposes a general assault to-day?” “ I might guess as much, from the preparations going on. Well, would it were to-morrow !” “ Sure you are not afraid, Mon- teith?” . * ‘ Afraid ! It is not worth while to quarrel at present ; but methinks you, Keppel, might have spared that word. There are not many men who might utter it and live.” “ Nay, I meant no offence ; yet permit me to say, that your words and manner 124 THF BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, are strangely at variance with your usual bearing on a battle-morn.” “ Perhaps so,” replied Monteith ; ‘‘and, but that your English prejudices will refuse assent, it might be accounted for. That sun will rise to-morrow with equal power and splendour, gilding this earth’s murky vapours, but I shall not behold his glory.” “ Now, do tell me some soothful narrative of a second-sighted seer, ” said Keppel. “ I promise to do my best to believe it. At any rate, I will not laugh outright, I assure you.” “ I fear not that. It is no matter to excite mirth ; and, in truth, I feel at present strangely inclined to be com- municative. Besides, I have a request to make ; and I may as well do some- thing to induce you to grant it.” “ That I readily will, if in my power,” replied Keppel. “So, proceed with your story, if you please.” “ Listen attentively, then — and be at once my first and my last confidant. “ Shortly after the battle of Both- • well Bridge, I joined the troop com- manded by Irvine of Bonshaw ; and gloriously did we scour the country, hunting the rebel Covenanters, and acting our pleasure upon man, woman, and child, person and property. I was then but young, and, for a time, rather witnessed than acted in the wild and exciting commission which we so amply discharged. But use is all in all. Ere half-a-dozen years had sped their round, I was one of the prettiest men in the troop at everything. It was in the autumn of 1684, as I too well remem- ber, that we were engaged in beating up the haunts of the Covenanters on the skirts of Galloway and Ayrshire. A deep mist, which covered the moors thick as a shroud — friendly at times to the Whigs, but, in the present instance, their foe — concealed our approach, till we were close upon a numerous con- venticle. We hailed, and bade them stand; but, trusting to their mosses and glens, they scattered and fled. We pursued in various directions, pressing hard upon the fugitives. In spite of several morasses which I had to skirt, and difficult glens to thread, being well mounted, I gained rapidly on a young mountaineer, who, finding escape by flight impossible, bent his course to a house at a short distance, as hoping for shelter there, like a hare to her form. I shouted to him to stand ; he ran on. Again I hailed him ; but he heeded not ; when, dreading to lose all trace of him, should he gain the house, I fired. The bullet took effect. He fell, and his heart’s blood gushed on his father’s threshold. Just at that instant an aged woman, alarmed by the gallop of my horse, and the report of the pistol, rushed to the door, and stum- bling, fell upon the body of her dying son. She raised his drooping head upon her knee, kissed his bloody brow, and screamed aloud, ‘ Oh, God of the widow and the fatherless, have mercy on me ! ’ One ghastly convulsive shud- der shook all her nerves, and the next moment they were calm as the steel of my sword ; then raising her pale and shrivelled countenance, every feature of which was fixed in the calm, unearthly earnestness of utter despair, or perfect resignation, she addressed me, every word falling distinct and piercing on my ear like dropping musketry. ‘“And hast thou this day made me a widowed, childless mother ? Hast thou shed the precious blood of this young servant of Jehovah? And canst thou hope that thy lot will be one of unmingled happiness? Go, red-handed persecutor! Follow thine evil way ! But hear one message of truth from a feeble and un- worthy tongue. Remorse, like a blood- hound, shall dog thy steps ; and the serpent of an evil conscience shall coil around thy heart. From this hour thou shalt never know peace. Thou shalt seek death, and long to meet it as a friend ; but it shall flee thee. And THE WIDOW^S PREDICTION. 125 when thou shalt begin to love life, and dread death, then shall thine enemy come upon thee ; and thou shalt not escape. Hence to thy bloody comrades, thou second Cain ! Thou accursed and banished from the face of Heaven and of mercy ! — “ ‘ Foul hag ! ’ I exclaimed, it would take little to make me send thee to join thy psalm-singing offspring ! ’ “ ‘ Well do I know that thou wouldst if thou wert permitted ! ’ replied she. ‘ But go thy way, and bethink thee how thou wilt answer to thy Creator for this morning’s work ! ’ ‘‘ And, ceasing to regard me, she stooped her head over the dead body of her son. I could endure no more, but wheeled around, and galloped off to join my companions. “From that hour, I felt myself a doomed and miserable man. In vain did I attempt to banish from my mind the deed I had done, and the words I had heard. In the midst of mirth and revelry, the dying groan of the youth, and the words of doom spoken by his mother, rung for ever in my ears, con- verting the festal board to a scene of carnage and horror, till the very wine- cup seemed to foam over with hot bubbling gore. Once I tried — laugh, if you will — I tried to pray ; but the clotted locks of the dying man, and the earnest gaze of the soul-stricken mother, came betwixt me and Heaven, — my lip faltered — my breath stopped — my very soul stood still, for I knew that my victims were in Paradise, and how could I think of happiness — /, their murderer — in one common home with them? Despair took possession of my whole being. I rushed voluntarily to the centre of every deadly peril, in hopes to find an end to my misery. Yourself can bear me witness that I have ever been the first to meet, the last to retire from, danger. Often, when I heard the battle-signal given, and when I passed the trench, or stormed the breach, in front of my troop, it was less to gain applause and promotion than to provoke the encounter of death. ’Twas all in vain. I was doomed not to die, while I longed for death. And now — ” ‘ ‘ Well, by your own account, you run no manner of risk, and at the same time are proceeding on a rapid career of military success,” said Keppel ; ‘‘and, for my life, I cannot see why that should affect you, supposing it all perfectly true.” “ Because you have not yet heard the whole. But listen a few minutes longer. During last winter, our division, as you know, was quartered in Brussels, and was very kindly entertained by the wealthy and good-natured Flemings. U tterly tired of the heartless dissipation of life in a camp, I endeavoured to make myself agreeable to my landlord, that I might obtain a more intimate admission into his family circle. To this I was the more incited, that I expected some pleasure in the society of his daughter. In all I succeeded to my wish. I became quite a favourite with the old man, and procured ready access to the company of his child. But I was suffi- ciently piqued to find, that in spite of all my gallantry, I could not learn whether I had made any impression upon the heart of the laughing Fanchon, What peace and playful toying could not accomplish, war and sorrow did. We were called out of winter quarters, to comnnence what was anticipated to be a bloody campaign. I obtained an interview to take a long and doubtful farewell. In my arms the weeping girl owned her love, and pledged her hand, should I survive to return once more to Brussels. Keppel, I am a doomed man ; and my doom is about to be accomplished ! Formerly I wished to die ; but death fled me. Now I wish to live ; and death will come upon me ! I know I shall never more see Brussels, nor my lovely little Fleming. Wilt THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, 126 thou carry her my last farewell ; and tell her to forget a man who was un- worthy of her love — whose destiny drove him to love, and be beloved, that he might experience the worst of human wretchedness? You’ll do this for me, Keppel?” “If I myself survive, I will. But this is some delusion — some strong dream. I trust it will not unnerve your arm in the moment of the storm.” “ No ! I may die — must die ; but it shall be in front of my troop, or in the middle of the breach. Yet how I long to escape this doom ! I have won enough of glory ; I despise pillage and wealth ; but I feel my very heartstrings shrink from the now terrible idea of final dissolution. Oh ! that the fatal hour were past, or that I had still my former eagerness to die ! Keppel, if I dared, I would to-day own myself a coward.” “ Come with me,” said Keppel, “ to my quarters. The night air has made you aguish. The cold fit will yield to a cup of as generous Rhine wine as ever was drunk on the banks of the Sambre.” Monteith consented, and the two moved off to partake of the stimulating and substantial comforts of a soldier’s break- fast in the Netherlands. It was between one and two in the afternoon. An unusual stillness reigned in the lines of the besiegers. The garrison remained equally silent, as watching in deep suspense on what point the storm portended by this terrible calm would burst. A single piece of artillery was discharged. In- stantly a body of grenadiers rushed from the intrenchments, struggled over masses •of ruins, and mounted the breach. The shock was dreadful. Man strove with man, and blow succeeded to blow, with fierce and breathless energy. The English reached the summit, but were almost immediately beaten back, leaving numbers of their bravest grovelling among the blackened fragments. Their leader. Lord Cutts, had himself received a dangerous wound in the head ; but disregarding it, he selected two hundred men from Mackay’s regiment, and putting them under the command of Lieutenants Cockle and Monteith, sent them to restore the fortunes of the assault. Their charge was irresistible. Led on by Monteith, who displayed a wild and frantic desperation, rather than bravery, they broke through all impediments, drove the French from the covered way, seized on one of the batteries, and turned the cannon against the enemy. To enable them to maintain this advantage, they were reinforced by parties from other divisions. Keppel, advancing in one of those parties, dis- covered the mangled form of his friend Monteith, lying on heaps of the enemy on the very summit of the captured battery. He attempted to raise the seemingly lifeless body. Monteith opened his eyes, — “ Save me ! ” he cried ; “ save me ! I will not die ! I dare not — I must not die ! ” It were to horrid to specify the ghastly nature of the mortal wounds which had torn and disfigured his frame. To live was impossible. Yet Keppel strove to render him some assistance, were it but to soothe his parting spirit. Again he opened his glazing eyes, — “ I will resist thee to the last ! ” he cried, in a raving delirium. “ I killed him but in the discharge of my duty. What worse was I than others ? Poor consolation now ! The doom — the doom ! I cannot — dare not — must not — will not die ! ” And while the vain words were gurgling in his throat, his head sunk back on the body of a slaughtered foe, and his unwilling spirit forsook his shattered body. — Edinburgh Literary Journal. ■I 127 THE LADY OF WARISTOUN, THE LADY OE WAHISTOUH. The estate of Waristoun, near Edin- burgh, now partly covered by the ex- tended streets of the metropolis on its northern side, is remarkable in local history for having belonged to a gentle- man, who in the year 1600, was cruelly murdered at the instigation of his wife. This unfortunate lady, whose name was Jean Livingstone, was de- scended from a respectable ancestry, being the daughter of Livingstone, the laird of Dunipace, in Stirlingshire, and at an early age was married to John Kincaid, the laird of Waristoun, who, it is believed, was considerably more advanced in years than herself. It is probable that this disparity of age laid the foundation of much domestic strife, and led to the tragical event now to be noticed. The ill-fated marriage and its results form the subject of an old Scottish ballad, in which the proximate cause of the .murder is said to have been a quarrel at the dinner-table : It was at dinner as they sat, And when they drank the wine, How happy were the laird and lady • Of bonny Waristoun ! But he has spoken a word in jest ; Her answer was not good ; And he has thrown a plate at her. Made her mouth gush with blude. Whether owing to such a circumstance as is here alluded to, or a bite which the laird is said to have inflicted upon her arm, is immaterial ; the lady, who appeared to have been unable to restrain her malignant passions, conceived the diabolical design of having her husband assassinated. There was something extraordinary in the deliberation with which this wretched woman approached the awful gulf of crime. Having re- solved on the means to be employed in the murder, she sent for a quon- dam servant of her father, Robert Weir, who lived in the neighbouring city. He came to the place of Waristoun, to see her ; but it appeares her resolution failed, and he was not admitted. She again sent for him, and he again went. Again he was not admitted. At length, on his being called a third time, he was introduced to her presence. Before this time she had found an accomplice in the nurse of her child. It was then arranged that Weir should be concealed in a cellar till the dead of night, when he should come forth, and proceed to destroy the laird as he lay in his chamber. The bloody tragedy was acted precisely in accordance with this plan. Weir was brought up at mid- night from the cellar to the hall by the lady herself, and afterwards went for- ward alone to the laird’s bedroom. As he proceeded to his bloody work, she retired to her bed, to wait the intelligence of her husband’s murder. When Weir entered the chamber, Waristoun awoke with the noise, and leant inquiringly over the bed. The murderer then leapt upon him.. The unhappy man uttered a great cry. Weir gave him some severe blows on vital parts, particularly one on the flank vein. But as the laird was still able to cry out, he at length saw fit to take more effective measures. He seized him by the throat with both hands, and, compressing that part with all his force, succeeded, after a few minutes, in depriving him of life. When the lady heard her husband’s first death-shout, she leapt out of bed, in an agony of mingled horror and repentance, and descended to the hall ; but she made no effort to countermand her mission of destruction. She waited patiently till Weir came down to inform her that all was over. Weir made an 128 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, immediate escape from justice, but Lady Waristoun and the nurse were apprehended before the deed was half- a-day old. Being caught, as the Scot- tish law terms it, “ red-hand,” — that is, while still bearing unequivocal marks of guilt, — they were immediately tried by the magistrates of Edinburgh, and sentenced to be strangled and burnt at the stake. The lady’s father, the Laird of Duni- pace, who was a favourite of King James VI., made all the interest he could with his Majesty to procure a pardon ; but all that could be obtained from the king was an order that the unhappy lady should be executed by decapitation, and that at such an early hour in the morning as to make the affair as little of a spectacle as possible. The space intervening between her sentence and her execution was only thirty-seven hours, yet in that little time Lady Waristoun contrived to be- come converted from a blood-stained and unrelenting murderess into a perfect saint on earth. One of the then min- isters of Edinburgh has left an account of her conversion, which was lately published, and would be extremely amusing, were it not for the loathing which seizes the mind on beholding such an instance of perverted religion. She went to the scaffold with a de- meanour which would have graced a martyr. Her lips were incessant in the utterance of pious exclamations. She professed herself confident of everlast- ing happiness. She even grudged every moment which she spent in this world as so much taken from that sum of eternal felicity which she was to enjoy in the next. The people who came to witness the last scene, instead of having their minds inspired with a salutary horror for her crime, were engrossed in admiration of her saintly behaviour, and greedily gathered up every devout word which fell from her tongue. It would almost appear, from the narrative of the clergyman, that her fate was rather a matter of envy than of any other feeling. Her execution took place at four in the morning of the 5th of July, at the Watergate, near Holyrood-house ; and at the same hour her nurse was burned on the Castle-hill. It is some grati- fication to know that the actual mur- derer, Weir, was eventually seized and executed, though not till four years afterwards. — Chambers' s Edinburgh Journal, 1832. A TALE OF PENTLAND. 129 A TALE OF PENTLAND. By James Hogg, the “Ettrick Shepherd.’’ Mr John Haliday having been in hiding on the hills, after the battle of Pentland, became impatient to hear news concerning the sufferings of his brethren v^ho had been in arms ; and in particular, if there were any troops scouring the district in which he had found shelter. Accordingly, he left his hiding-place in the evening, and travelled towards the valley until abput midnight, when, coming to the house of Gabriel Johnstone, and perceiving a light, he determined on entering, as he knew him to be a devout man, and one much concerned about the sufferings of the Church of Scotland. Mr Haliday, however, approached the house with great caution, for he rather wondered why there should be a light there at midnight, while at the same time he neither heard psalms sing- ing nor the accents of prayer. So, casting off his heavy shoes, for fear of making a noise, he stole softly up to the little window from whence the light beamed, and peeped in, where he saw, not Johnstone, but another inap, whom he did not know, in the very act of cutting a soldier’s throat, while Johnstone’s daughter, a comely girl, about twenty years of age, was standing deliberately by, and holding the candle to him. Haliday was seized with an inex- pressible terror ; for the floor was all blood, and the man was struggling in the agonies of death, and from his dress he appeared to have been a cavalier of some distinction. So com- pletely was the Covenanter overcome with horror, that he turned and fled from the house with all his might. So much had Haliday been confounded that he even forgot to lift his shoes, but fled without them ; and he had not (3) run above half a bowshot before he came upon two men hastening to the house of Gabriel Johnstone. As soon as they perceived him running towards them they fled, and he pursued them ; for when he saw them so ready to take alarm, he was sure they were some of the persecuted race, and tried eagerly to overtake them, exerting his utmost speed, and calling on them to stop. All this only made them run faster ; and when they came to a feal-dyke they separated, and ran different ways, and he soon thereafter lost sight of them both. This house, where Johnstone lived, is said to have been in a lonely con- cealed dell, not far from West Linton, in what direction I do not know, but it was towards that village that Haliday fled, not knowing whether he went, till he came to the houses. Having no acquaintances here whom he durst ven- ture to call up, and the morning having set in frosty,' he began to con- ceive that it was absqlutely necessary for him to return to the house of Gabriel Johnstone, and try to regain his shoes, as he little knew when or where it might be in his power to get another pair. Accordingly, he hasted back by a nearer path, and coming to the place before it was day, found his shoes. At the sarne time he heard a fierce contention within the house, but as there seemed to be a watch he durst not approach it, but again made his escape. Having brought some victuals along with him, he did not return . to his hiding-place that day, which was in a wild height, south of Biggar, but remained in the moss of Craigengaur ; and as soon as it drew dark, descended again into the valley. Again he per- I 130 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, ceived a light in the distance, where he thought no light should have been. But he went towards it, and as he approached he heard the melody of psalm-singing issuing from the place, and floating far on the still breeze of the night. He hurried to the spot, and found the reverend and devout Mr Livingston, in the act of divine worship, in an old void barn on the lands of Slipperfield, with a great number of serious and pious people, who were all much affected both by his prayers and discourse. After the worship was ended, Hali- day made up to the minister, among many others, to congratulate him on the splendour of his discourse, and im- •plore ‘^a further supply of the same milk of redeeming grace, with which they found their souls nourished, cherished, and exalted.” The good man complied with the request, and appointed another meeting at the same place on a future night. Haliday having been formerly well acquainted with the preacher, convoyed him on his way home, where they con- doled with one another on the hardness of their lots ; and Haliday told him of the scene he had witnessed at the house of Gabriel Johnstone. The heart of the good minister was wrung with grief, and he deplored the madness and malace of the people who had committed an act that would bring down tenfold vengeance on the heads of the whole persecuted race. At length it was re- solved between them that, as soon as it was day, they would go and recon- noitre, and if they found the case of the aggravated nature they suspected, they would themselves be the first to expose it, and give the perpetrators up to justice. Accordingly, next morning they took another man into the secret, a William Rankin, one of Mr Livingston’s elders, and the three went away to Johnstone’s house, to investigate the case of the ca- valier’s murder ; but there was a guard of three armed men opposed them, and neither promises nor threatenings, nor all the minister’s eloquence, could in- duce them to give way one inch. The men advised the intruders to take them- selves off, lest a worse thing should befall them ; and as they continued to motion them away, with the most im- patient gestures, the kind divine and his associates thought meet to retire, and leave the matter as it was ; and thus was this mysterious affair hushed up in silence and darkness for that time, no tongue having been heard to mention it further than as above recited. The three armed men were all unknown to the others, but Haliday observed that one of them was the very youth whom he saw cutting off the soldier’s head with a knife. The rage and cruelty of the Popish party seemed to gather new virulence every day, influencing all the counsels of the king ; and the persecution of the Nonconformists was proportionably severe. One new act of council was issued after another, all tending to root the Covenanters out of Scotland, but it had only the effect of making their tenets still dearer to them. The longed- for night of the meeting in the old hay- barn at length arrived, and it was at- tended by a still greater number than on the night preceding. A more motley group can hardly be conceived than appeared in the barn that night, and the lamps being weak and dim rendered the appearance of the assembly still more striking. It was, however, ob- served that about the middle of the service a number of fellows came in with broad slouch bonnets, and watch- coats or cloaks about them, who placed themselves in equal divisions at the two doors, and remained without uncovering their heads, two of them being busily engaged taking notes. Before Mr Liv- ingston began the last prayer, however, he desired the men to uncover, which A TALE OF PENTLAND, they did, and the service went on to the end ; but no sooner had the minister pronounced the word A men, than the group of late comers threw off their cloaks, and drawing out swords and pistols, their commander, one General Drummond, charged the whole congre- gation in the king’s name to surrender. A scene of the utmost confusion en- sued. The lights being extinguished, many of the young men burst through the roof of the old barn in every direc- tion, and though many shots were fired at them in the dark, great numbers escaped ; but Mr Livingston and other eleven were retained prisoners, and conveyed to Edinburgh, where they were examined before the council and cast into prison. Among the prisoners were MrHalidayand the identical young man whom he had seen in the act of murdering the cavalier, and who turned out to be a Mr John Lindsay, from Edinburgh, who had been at the battle of Pentland, and in hiding afterwards. Great was the lamentation for the loss of Mr Livingston, who was so highly esteemed by his hearers. The short extracts from his sermons in the .barn, that were produced against him on his trial, prove him to have been a man endowed with talents somewhat above the greater part of his contem- poraries. His text that night it ap- pears had been taken from Genesis : — ‘ ‘ And God saw the wickedness of man that it was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.” One of the quoted passages concludes thus : — “ Let us join together in breaking the bands of the oppressors, and casting their cords from us. As for myself, as a member of this poor persecuted Church of Scotland, and an unworthy minister of it, I hereby call upon you all, in the name of God, to set your faces, your hearts, and your hands against all such acts, which are or shall 131 be passed against the covenanted work of reformation in this kingdom ; that we here declare ourselves free of the guilt of them, and pray that God may put this in record in heaven. ” These words having been sworn to, and Mr Livingston not denying them, a sharp debate arose in the council what punishment to award. The king’s advocate urged the utility of sending him forthwith to the gallows ; but some friends in the council got his sen- tence commuted to banishment ; and he was accordingly banished the king- dom. Six more, against whom nothing could be proven farther than their hav- ing been present at a conventicle, were sentenced to imprisonment for two months ; among this number, Hali- day was one. The other five were con- demned to be executed at the cross of Edinburgh, on the 14th of December following ; and among this last unhappy number was Mr John Lindsay. Haliday now tried all the means he could devise to gain an interview with Lindsay, to have some explanation of the extraordinary scene he had wit- nessed in the cottage at midnight, for it had made a fearful impression upon his mind, and he never could get rid of it for a moment ; having still in his mind’s eye a beautiful country maiden standing with a pleased face, holding a candle, and Lindsay in the meantime at his horrid task. His endeavours, however, were all in vain, for they were in different prisons, and the jailer paid no attention to his requests. But there was a gentleman in the privy council that year, whose name, I think, was Gilmour, to whose candour Haliday conceived that both he and some of his associates owed their lives. To this gentleman, therefore, he applied by letter, requesting a private interview with him, as he had a singular instance of barbarity to communicate, which it would be well to inquire into while the possibility of doing so remained, for 132 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, the access to it would soon be sealed for ever. The gentleman attended im- mediately, and Haliday revealed to him the circumstances previously men- tioned, stating that the murderer now lay in the Tolbooth jail, under sentence of death. Gilmour appeared much interested, as well as astonished at the narrative, and taking out a note-book, he looked over some dates, and then observed — “ This date of yours tallies exactly with one of my own, relating to an in- cident of the same sort ; but the circum- stances narrated are so different, that J must conceive either that you are mistaken, or that ypu are trumping up this story to screen some other guilty person or persons. ” Haliday disclaimed all such motives, and persevered in his attestations. Gil- mour then took him along with him to the Tolbooth prison, where the two were admitted to a private interview with the prisoner, and there charged him with the crime of murder in such a place and on such a night ; but he denied the whole with disdain. Hali- day told him that it was in vain for him to deny it, for he beheld him in the very act of perpetrating the murder with his own eyes, while Gabriel Johnstone’s daughter stood deliberately and held the candle to him. “Hold your tongue, fellow!” said Lindsay, disdainfully, “for you know not what you are saying. What a cowardly dog you must be by your own account ! If you saw me murdering a gentleman cavalier, why did you not rush in to his assistance?” ‘ ‘ I could not have saved the gentle- man then,” said Haliday, “ and I thought it not meet to intermeddle in such a scene of blood.” “It was as well for you that you did not,” said Lindsay, “ Then you acknowledge being in the cottage of the dell that night?” said Gilmour. “ And if I was, what is that to you? Or what is it now to me or any person ? I was there on the night specified ; but I am ashamed of the part I there acted, and am now well requited for it. Yes, requited as I ought to be, so let it rest ; for not one syllable of the transaction shall any one hear from me.” Thus they were obliged to leave the prisoner, and forthwith Gilmour led Haliday up a stair to a lodging in the Parliament Square, where they found a gentleman lying sick in bed, to whom Mr Gilmour said, after inquiring after his health, ‘ ‘ Brother Robert, I con- ceive that we two have found out the young man who saved your life at the cottage among the mountains.” ‘ ‘ I would give the half that I possess that this were true,” said the sick gentleman. “ Who or where is he?” “ If I am right in my conjecture,” said the privy councillor, “he is lying in the Tolbooth jail, under sentence of death, and has but a few days to live. But tell me, brother, could you know him, or have you any recollection of his appearance ? ” “Alas ! I have none,” said the other, mournfully, “for I was insensible, through the loss of blood, the whole time I was under his protection ; and if I ever heard his name I have lost it, the whole of that period being a total blank in my memory. But he must be a hero in the first rank ; and therefore, oh, my dear brother, save him whatever his crime may be. ” “His life is justly forfeited to the laws of his country, brother,” said Gilmour, “and he must die with the rest.” “ He shall not die with the rest if I should die for him,” cried the sick man, vehemently. “ I will move heaven and earth before my brave deliverer shall die like a felon. ” “ Calm yourself, brother, and tnist that part to me,” said Gilmour. “I think my influence saved the life of A TALE OF PENTLAND, 133 this gentleman, as well as the lives of some others, and it was all on account of the feeling of respect I had for the party, one of whom, or, rather, two of whom, acted such a noble and distin- guished part toward you. But pray, undeceive this gentleman by narrating the facts to him, in which he cannot fail to be interested.” The sick man, whose name, if I remember aright, was Captain Robert Gilmour, of the volunteers, then proceeded as follows : — “There having been high rewards offered for the apprehension of some south-country gentlemen, whose cor- respondence with Mr Welch, and some other of the fanatics, had been inter- cepted, I took advantage of informa- tion I obtained regarding the place of their retreat, and set out, certain of apprehending two of them at least. “ Accordingly, I went off one morn- ing about the beginning of November, with only five followers, well armed and mounted. We left Gilmerton long before it was light, and having a trusty guide, rode straight to their hiding- place, where we did not arrive till towards the evening, when we started them. They were seven in number, and were armed with swords and bludgeons ; but, being apprized of our approach, they fled from us, and took shelter in a morass, into which it was impossible to follow them on horseback. But perceiving three more men on an- other hill, I thought there was no time to lose, so giving one of my men our horses to hold, the rest of us advanced into the morass with drawn swords and loaded horse-pistols. I called to them to surrender, but they stood upon their guard, determined on resistance ; and just when we were involved to the knees in the mire of the morass, they broke in upon us, pell-mell, and for about two minutes the engagement was very sharp. There was an old man struck me a terrible blow with a bludgeon, and was just about to repeat it, when I brought him down with a shot from my pistol. A young fellow then ran at me with his sword, and as I still stuck in the moss, I could not ward the blow, so that he got a fair stroke at my neck, meaning, without doubt, to cut off my head ; and he w'ould have done it had his sword been sharp. As it was, he cut it to the bone, and opened one of the jugular veins. I fell,- but my men firing a volley in their faces, at that moment they fled. It seems we did the same, without loss of time ; for I must now take my narrative from the report of others, as I remember no more that passed. My men bore me on their arms to our horses, and then mounted and fled, trying all thg^t they could to stanch the bleeding of my wound. But perceiving a party coming down a hill, as with the intent of cutting off their retreat, and losing all hopes of saving my life, they carried me into a cottage in a wild lonely retreat, commended me to the care of the inmateSj and after telling them my name, and in what manner I had received my death wound, they thought proper to provide for their own safety, and so escaped. “The only inmates of that lonely house, at least at that present time, were a lover and his mistress, but intercommuned Whigs ; and when my men left me on the floor, the blood, which they had hitherto restrained in part, burst out afresh and deluged the floor. The young man said it was best to put me out of my pain, but the girl wept and prayed him rather to render me some assistance. ‘ Oh, Johnny, man, how can you speak that gate?’ cried she. ‘ Suppose he be our mortal enemy, he is aye ane o’ God’s creatures, an’ has a soul to be saved as well as either you or me ; and a soldier is obliged to do as he is bidden. Now Johnny, ye ken ye were learned to be a doctor o’ physic ; wad ye no rather try. to stop the bleeding, and save the young 131 - THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. officer’s life, as either kill him, or let him bleed to death on our floor, when the blame o’ the murder might fa’ on us !’ “‘Now, the blessing of heaven light on your head, my dear Sally!’ said the lover, ‘ for you have spoken the very sentiments of my heart ; and, since it is your desire, though we should both rue it, I here vow to you that I will not only endeavour to save his life, but I will defend it against our own party to the last drop of my blood.’ “ He then began, and, in spite of my feeble struggles, who knew not either what I was doing or suffering, sewed up the hideous gash in my throat and neck, tying every stitch by itself ; and the house not being able to produce a pair of scissors, it seems that he cut off all the odds and ends of the stitching with a large sharp gully knife, and it was likely to have been during the operation that this gentleman chanced to look in at the window. He then bathed the wound for an hour with cloths dipped in cold water, dressed it with plaster of wood-betony, and put me to bed, expressing to his sweetheart the most vivid hopes of my recovery. ■ ‘ These operations were scarcely finished when the maid’s two brothers came home from their hiding-place ; ► and it seems they w’ould have been there much sooner had not this gentle- man given them chase in the contrary direction. They, seeing the floor all covered with blood, inquired the cause with wild trepidation of manner. Their sister was the first to inform them of what had happened, on which both the young men gripped to their wea- pons, and the eldest, Samuel, cried out with the vehemence of a maniac, ‘Blessed be the righteous avenger of blood ! Hoo ! Is it then true that the Lord hath delivered our greatest enemy into our hands ! ’ ‘ Hold, hold, dearest brother ! ’ cried the maid, spreading out her arms before him. ‘ Would you kill a helpless young man, lying in a state of insensibility ! What ! although the Almighty hath put his life in your hand, will He not require the blood of you, shed in such a base and cowardly way ? ’ “‘Hold your peace, foolish girl,’ cried he, in the same furious strain. ‘ I tell you, if he had a thousand lives I would sacrifice them all this moment ! W o be to this old rusty and fizenless sword that did not sever his head from his body when I had a fair chance in the open field ! Nevertheless he shall die ; for you do not yet know that he hath, within these few hours, murdered our father, whose blood is yet warm around him on the bleak height.’ ‘ ‘ ‘ Oh ! merciful heaven I killed our father !’ screamed the girl, and flinging herself down on the resting-chair, she fainted away. The two brothers re- garded not, but with their bared wea- pons made towards the closet, intent on my blood, and both vowing I should die if I had a thousand lives. The stranger interfered, and thrust himself into the closet door before them, swear- ing that, before they committed so cowardly a murder they should first make their way through his body. “ Samuel retreated one step to have full sway for his weapon, and the fury depicted on his countenance proved his determination. But in a moment his gallant opponent closed with him, and holding up his wrist with his left hand, he with the right bestowed on him a blow with such energy that he fell flat on the floor among the soldier’s blood. The youngest then ran on their an- tagonist with his sword and wounded him, but the next moment he was lying beside his brother. As soon as her brothers came fairly to their senses, the young woman and her lover began and expostulated with them, at great length, on the impropriety and un- manliness of the attempt, until they A TALE OF PENTLAND, 135 became all of one mind, and the two brothers agreed to join in the defence of the wounded gentleman, from all of their own party, until he was rescued by his friends, which they did. But it was the maid’s simple eloquence that finally prevailed with the fierce Covenanters. “When my brothers came at last, with a number of my men, and took me away, the only thing I remember seeing in the house was the corpse of the old man whom I had shot, and the beauti- ful girl standing weeping ove;* the body ; and certainly my heart smote me in such a manner that I would not experience the same feeling again for the highest of this world’s benefits. That comely young maiden, and her brave intrepid lover, it would be the utmost ingratitude in me, or in any of my family, ever to forget ; for it is scarcely possible that a man can ever be again in the same circumstances as I was, having been preserved from death in the house of the man whom my hand had just deprived of life.” Just as he ended, the sick nurse peeped in, which she had done several times before, and said, “Will your honour soon be disengaged, d’ye think ? for ye see because there’s a lass wanting till speak till ye.” ‘ ‘ A lass, nurse ? what lass can have any business with me? what is she like?” “ Oo, ’deed, sir, the lass is weel enough for that part o’t, but she may be nae better than she should be for a’ that ; ye ken, I’se no answer for that, for ye see because like is an ill mark” ; but she has been aften up, speiring after ye, an’ gude troth she’s fairly in nettle-earnest now, for she winna gang awa till she see your honour**’ The nurse being desired to show her in, a comely girl entered, with a timid step, and seemed ready to faint with trepidation. She had a mantle on, and a hood that covered much of her face. The privy councillor spoke to her, de- siring her to come forward and say her errand, on which she said that “she only wanted a preevat word wi’ the captain, if he was that weel as to speak to ane,” He looked over the bed, and desired her to say on, for that gentle- man was his brother, from whom he kept no secrets. After a hard struggle with her diffidence, but, on the other hand, prompted by the urgency of the case, she at last got out, “I’m unco glad to see you sae weel corned round again, though I daresay ye’ll maybe no ken wha I am. But it was me that nursed ye, an’ took care o’ ye in our house, when your head was amaist CLittit off.” There was not another word re- quired to draw forth the most ardent expressions of kindness from the two brothers, on which the poor girl took courage, and, after several showers of tears, she said, with many bitter sobs, “There’s a poor lad wha, in my hum- ble opinion, saved your life ; an’ wha is just gaun to be hanged the day after the morn. I wad unco fain beg your honour’s interest to get his life spared.” “Say not another word, iny dear good girl,” said the councillor; “for though I hardly know how I can inter- cede for a rebel who has taken up arms against the government, yet, for your sake and his, my best interest shall be exerted.” “Oh, ye maun just say, sir, that the poor Whigs were driven to despera- tion, and that this young man was misled by others jn the fep^our and en- thusiasm of youth. What else can ye say? But ye’re good — oh, ye’re very good ! and on my knees I beg that ye winna lose ony time, for indeed there is nae time to lose ! ” The councillor lifted her kindly by both hands, and desired her to stay with his brother’s nurse till his return, on which he went away to the presi- 136 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. (lent, and in half-an-hour returned with a respite for the convict, John Lindsay, for three days, which he gave to the girl, along with an order for her admittance to the prisoner. She thanked him with the tears in her eyes, but added, “Oh, sir, will he and I then be obliged to part for ever at the end of three days?” “ Keep up your heart, and encourage your lover,” said he, “and meet me here again, on Thursday, at this same hour, for, till the council meet, nothing further than this can be obtained.” It may well be conceived how much the poor forlorn prisoner was astonished when his own beloved Sally entered to him with a reprieve in her hand, and how much his whole soul dilated when, on the Thursday following, she pre- sented him with a free pardon. They were afterwards married, when the Gilmours took them under their protec- tion. Lindsay became a highly quali- fied surgeon, and the descendants of this intrepid youth occupy respect- able situations in Edinburgh to the present day. GEAYSTEEL : A TRADITIONARY STORY OF CAITHNESS. In a beautiful valley in the highlands of Caithness, lies embosomed a small mountain tarn, called the Loch of Ranag. The hill of Bencheildt, which ascends abruptly from the water’s edge, protects it on the north. On the south it is overlooked by a chain of lofty mountains, individually named Scara- bine, Morven, and the Pap, which form a natural barrier betwixt Sutherland and Caithness. Morven, the highest in the range, is nearly two thbusaiid feet above the level of the sea, and turns up con- spicuously over the neighbouring sum- mits, like a huge pyramid. The exten- sive wild lying between this magnificent chain of hills and Ranag, *is clothed in the autumnal season with rich purple heather ; and here the plover and the grouse, the denizens of the solitary waste, live unmolested, except by the murderous gun of the sportsman. Near the north edge of the loch to which we have just alluded, there is a small island, on which may be still seen the ruins of an old keep or castle. The last proprietor of this fortalice is said to have been a noted freebooter of the name of Graysteel, who kept the whole county in alarm by his predatory incur- sions from the Ord to Duncansbay Head, and, like Rob Roy and others of the same stamp, rigorously exacted “ black mail,” or protection money. Tra- dition also reports, that, besides being possessed of great bodily strength, he was an expert swordsman, and a person of such a jealous and tyrannical disposi- tion, that none durst venture to hunt or shoot on his grounds, without being challenged to single combat ; and it may be added, that none whom he encountered trespassing in this way ever escaped alive out of his hands. It hap- pened that one of the family of Rollo, while pursuing his sport in the direc- tion, one day unfortunately encroached on the sacred property of the robber. Being informed by some of his retainers that a stranger was hunting on the west side of the lake, Graysteel immediately sallied forth, and, running up towards the sportsman with menacing looks and gestures, gave him the accustomed chal- GRA YSTEEL, 137 lenge. Rollo saw he had no alternative but to give him combat, and being a high-spirited young man, he instantly drew his sword ; and, although he de- fended himself for some time with great skill and courage, it is needless to say that he sank at last, mortally wounded, under the more powerful arm of his antagonist. The ruffian afterwards stripped the dead body of every thing that was of any value, and then threw it into the loch. The account of this melancholy occur- rence, as soon as it reached the family and relatives of the unfortunate youth, plunged them into the deepest distress ; but none did it inspire with more poig- nant regret than the young laird of Durie, who was his bosom friend, and had just been affianced to his sister, a very beautiful and interesting girl of sixteen. The moment he heard of Kollo’s tragical death, he determined to avenge it, although he knew he had little chance of surviving a personal encounter with such a desperado as Graysteel. Accordingly, having fur- nished himself with a good Highland broadsword, and without communicat- ing his intention to any one, he set off for the residence of the freebooter. Nor was the route he had to take^ any more than the occasion of the journey, agree- able. A trackless moor, of some miles in extent, lay between him and Ranag, so very bleak and barren, that, in the words of the poet, The solitary bee Flew there on restless wing, Seeking in vain one blossom where to fix. He had not gone far, however, when he was overtaken by a severe storm, which rendered it impossible for him to con- tinue his journey. The wind, which blew at times with irresistible fury, dashed the rain in his tace, mingled with hail, and howled like a maniac on the naked moor. Clouds of turbid vapour, issuing, as it were, from a vast furnace, hurried across the sky ; and now and then the rolling of thunder, while it prognosticated a continuance of the storm, added not a little to its terrors. Driven by the wind, and bat- tered by the rain, our traveller began anxiously to look around him for some place of shelter. At length, to his great joy, he espied, a few hundred yards dis- tant, a small solitary cottage, situated on the edge of the moor. Thither he immediately directed his steps, and, on entering, found its sole occupant to be a poor aged widow, who lived upon the gratuitous bounty of the public. There was something, however, in her appear- ance, though bent down with years and infirmities, that spoke of better days. On a small stool beside her lay the Bible, which she seemed to have been just reading. She welcomed in the stranger with a look of much cheerful- ness, and kindly offered him such accom- modation for the night as her scanty means could afford. As the storm continued to rage with unabated vio- lence, Durie gladly accepted the prof- fered hospitality ; and, in the mean- time, the venerable hostess did all in her power to make him comfortable, by putting an additional peat or two on the hearth, and furnishing him with some- thing to eat. On examining the scanty furniture of the apartment, which was now more distinctly seen by the light of a blazing turf-fire, he observed, in one corner, a very uncommon-looking sword, with the appearance of Which he was not a little struck. The hilt and blade were covered over with a variety of strange characters and fantastic devices, plainly indicating that it was of foreign manufacture, and belonged to a remote period. His curiosity was powerfully excited ; and on asking the old woman how she came by such a magnificent weapon, she gave him the following particulars regarding it. The sword, which had originally belonged to a noble Saracen, was that of her deceased husband, who had been a volunteer in 138 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. the regiment of Highlanders that had gone over to Holland under the com- mand of Lord Reay. He had received it as a present from a Polish Jew, whose life he had saved in a moment of extreme danger. She, moreover, in- formed him that her husband, while on his deathbed, had strictly enjoined her not to sell or dispose of it in any way, but to preserve it as an heirloom of the family. On getting this account of the sword, Durie told the woman who he was, and the errand on which he was going, and begged of her to give him the use of it for a single day. After much entreaty, she at last agreed to give it, on the condition that it should be strictly returned. The storm, which was short-lived in proportion to its violence, gradually died away towards morning ; and at the first peep of dawn our hero, who burn- ed with impatience to measure weapons with the murderer of his friend, was up, and, with his enchanted sword firmly girt on his side, pursuing his solitary route across the moors. His spirits were now buoyant with hope ; and he beheld with a feeling of sympathy the universal gladness which, after the late convulsion of its elements, was diffused over the face of nature. Already the ‘ ‘ bird of the wilderness” sang blithely overhead, whilst the beams of a bril- liant morning sun were beginning to dissipate the mists which lay thick and heavy upon the hills. Our traveller was not long in reaching the brow of Benchieldt ; and scarcely had he de- scended half way down the side fronting the castle, when he was met by Gray- steol, who, as usual, challenged him for intruding on his grounds, and desired him to draw and defend himself. “Vil- lain !” cried Durie, unsheathing his weapon, which flashed in his hand like the Scandinavian monarch’s celebrated elfin sword — “villain! you wantonly slew my friend, and you shall this day atone for it with your heart’s blood !” The robber chief laughed scornfully at what he considered an empty bravado, and immediately made a thrust at his opponent, which the latter parried off with admirable dexterity. A desperate struggle now ensued. Graysteel fought with the fury of an enraged mastiff ; but young Durie pressed upon him so hard with his never-failing blade, that he was obliged to give way, and at last received a mortal wound. After this, the hero of our tale went immediately home, and, having raised a body of stout followers, proceeded back to Ranag, took the castle, and nearly levelled it with the ground. The denouement of our little story may be anticipated. After a decent period for mourning had elapsed, Durie led his beautiful bride to the hymeneal altar. Nor, in the midst of his hap- piness, did he forget his good friend, the old woman of the moor. The sword, which had proved so invaluable an auxiliary to him in the hour of need, he not only returned to her, but he took her under his protection, and kept her comfortable for the rest of her days — Joy seized her withered veins, and one bright gleam Of setting life shone on her evening hours. — yohn O'* Groat Journal y 1836. THE BILLETED SOLDIER. 139 THE BILLETED SOLDIER. In the autumn of 1803, the Forfar and Kincardine militia, — then an infan- try regiment of about 1000 strong , — en route from the south of Scotland to Aberdeen, along 'the coast road, hap- pened to perform the march between the towns of Montrose and Bervie on a Saturday. The want of the required accommodation in Bervie for so many men rendered it necessary that a con- siderable portion should be billeted in the adjoining villages of Johnshaven and Gourdon, and on farmers and others on the line of march. In carrying out this arrangement, it so happened that one private soldier was billeted on a farmer or crofter of the name of Lyall, on the estate of East Mathers, situated about a mile north-west of the village of Johnshaven. David Lyall, gudeman of Gateside, was a douce, respectable indi- vidual, a worthy member, if not an elder, of the secession church, Johns- haven. His wife, Mrs Lyall, possessed many of the good qualities of her worthy husband, whom she highly venerated, and pithily described as being “as gude a man as ever lay at a woman’s side. ” Mrs Lyall was a rigid seceder, a strict Sabbatarian, stern and rigorous in everything relating to the kirk and kirk affairs, deeply learned in polemical dis- quisitions, had a wondrous “ gift of gab,” and by no means allowed the talent to lie idle in a napkin. The soldier produced his billet, was kindly received, treated to the best as regarded bed and board, was communi- cative, and entered into all the news of the day with the worthy couple. Every- thing ran smoothly on the evening of Saturday, and an agreeable intimacy seemed to be established in the family ; but the horror of Mrs Lyall may be conceived, when, on looking out in the morning rather early, she saw the soldier stripped to the shirt, switching, brushing, and scrubbing his clothes on an eminence in front of the house. “Get up, David Lyall,” she said, “ get up ; it ill sets you to be lying there snoring, an’ that graceless pagan brackin’ the Lord’s day wi’ a’ his might, at oor door.” David looked up, and quietly com- posing himself again, said, “ The articles of war, gudewife, the articles of war; puir chiel, he canna help himsel — he maun do duty Sunday as well as Satur- day.” The soldier, after cleaning his clothes and taking a stroll in the romantic dell of Denfenella adjoining, returned in time to breakfast, which was a silent meal. With Mrs Lyall there was only “mony a sad and sour look,” and on the table being cleared, she placed on it, or rather thrust, the “big ha’ Bible” immediately in front of the soldier. “ Weel, mistress,” said the soldier, ‘ ‘ what book is this ? ” “That’s a beuk, lad,” said the gude- wife, ‘ ‘ that I muckle doubt that you and the like o’ ye ken unco little about.” “ Perhaps,” was the reply ; “ we shall see.” On opening the book the soldier said, “ I have seen such a book before.” “Gin ye’ve seen sic a book before,” said Mrs Lyall, ‘ ‘ let’s hear gin ye can read ony.” “ I don’t mind though I do,” said the soldier, and taking the Bible he read a chapter that had been marked by Mrs Lyall as one condemnatory of his seem- ing disregard of the Sabbath. The reading of the soldier was perfect. “There, lad,” said David Lyall, “ye read like a minister.” “ An’ far better than mony ane o’ them,” said the mistress; “but gifts 140 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. are no graces,” she continued ; “ it’s nae the readin’ nor the bearin’ that maks a gude man — na, na, it’s the right and proper application — the practice, that’s the real thing.” David saw that “the mistress was aboot to mount her favourite hobby- horse,” and cut her lecture short by remarking that “it was time to mak ready for the kirk.” “ Aye, ye’ll gae to the kirk,’’ said Mrs Lyall, “an’ tak the sodger wi’ ye ; and see that ye fesh the sermon hame atween ye, as I am no gaun mysel the day.” The soldier acquiesced, and on their way to church Mr Lyall remarked,* among other things, that “ the gudewife was, if anything, precise and conceited about kirk matters an’ keepin’ the Sabbath day, but no that ill a body, fin fouk had the git o’ her and latten gang a wee thing her ain git. I keep a calm sough mysel, for the sake o’ peace, as she an’ her neebour wife, Mrs Smith, gudewife o’ Jackston, count themselves the Jachin an’ Boaz o’ our temple. Ye’ll mind as muckle o’ the sermon as ye can, as depend upon it she will be speirin’.” The soldier said he would do his best to satisfy her on that head. The parish church of Benholm, as well as the secession church of Johns- haven, were that day filled to overflowing more by red coats than black. On their return from church, and while dinner was discussing, Mrs Lyall inquired about the text at David. He told her the text. “A bonnie text,” she said; “Mr Harper ” (the name of the minister) “ would say a hantle upon that ; fu did he lay out his discourse ? ” “ Weel, gudewife,” said David, “I can tell ye little mair aboot it ; ye may speir at the sodger there. I can tell ye he held the kill! vine (pencil) gaun to some tune a’ the time.” “Ye’ve ta’en a note o’ the sermon, lad?” said the mistress. “ I will see it when we get our dinner.” After dinner, and after the soldier had read the chapter of which the text formed part, in the same correct and eloquent style as he did in the morning, Mrs Lyall asked him to ‘ ‘ favour her with a sight of the sermon.” After adjusting her spectacles, Mrs Lyall examined with seeming seriousness the manuscript, page after page, glancing a look now and then at the soldier and her husband. She took off her specks, and handing back the sheets to the soldier, said — “Weel, lad, ye are the best reader that ever I heard, an’ the warst writer I ever saw ; there’s naething there but dots an’ strokes an’ tirliewdiirlies ; I canna mak a word o’ sense o’t; ye’ve sairly neglected yer handwTite — sairly.” “ That may be,” replied the soldier, “but I can assure you the sermon is all there.’’ “Ye can read it yotirsel, then,” said the gudewife. The soldier took the manuscript and read, or rather re-delivered, the sermon, each head and particular, word for word as Mr Harper had given it. When he had concluded it, David Lyall, looking triumphantly at the mistress, said — “Weel, gudewife, ye’ve gotten the sermon to Amen. Fat think ye o’ that?” She sat in silent amazement for a con- siderable time, and at length ejaculated — “Fat do I think o’ that? Fat do I think o’ that? Fa’ wadna think o’ that? I may just say this, that I never believed before that a red coat had sae muckle grace about it, but I’ve been thinkin’, lad, that ye are no a sodger — at ony rate if ye are ane, ye could be something else, — I’m doon sure o’ that.” The soldier stated that he was only a private soldier, that there w^as nothing extraordinary in what he had done, that all or nearly all the men in his regiment could just do the same thing, and that many of them were better scholars than BRUNTFIELD, 1 141 i he pretended to be; and taking from his knapsack a copy of the Greek New Testament, he laid it before her, saying that “as she had been so kind as allow him to read her Bible, he would favour her with a look of his, and hoped that | she would now in turn read for his edification.” Mrs Lyall examined the volume with deep attention for some time, and shak- ing her head, said — “Na, na, lad ; they maun be deeper beuk-learned than me that read that beuk ; yer far ayont my thumb.” He told her what book it was, em- ployed the afternoon or evening of that Sabbath in reading, expounding, and giving literal translations of many of the passages of the New Testament that seemed doubtful or difficult to Mrs i I.yall. She found the soldier equally conversant with all her ' theological authors — Bunyan, Baxter, Brown, and Boston, were at his finger-ends ; the origin and history, as well as the fathers, of the Secession Church were nothing new to him. The soldier conducted family worship that evening in a most solemn and becoming manner for David Lyall. On resuming his march in the morning he was urgently pressed by Mrs Lyall to accept of some of her country cheer, such as cheese or butter ; in fact, she would have filled his knapsack. A I complete revolution had been effected in her opinion regarding the moral, religious, and intellectual qualities of soldiers. “ I aye took them for an ignorant, graceless pack, the affscourings o’ creation, but I now see that I have been far mista’en ; ” and until the day of her death, which occurred many years afterwards, she would tolerate no in- sinuation in her presence to the pre- judice of the profession. When such was attempted in her hearing, she instantly kindled up with — “ Awa wi’ yer lees an’ yer havers, I’ll hear nane o’ ; them ; thero shall nae chield speak ill o’ sodgers in my presence, na, na. Mony's the minister that I hae seen in my house, — some better, some waur, — but nane o’ them had either the wisdom, the learning, the ready unction, of a gallant single sodger.” The name of “the gallant single sodger ” was Robert Mudie, afterwards editor of the Dundee Advertiser news- paper . — Eminent Men of Fife, B R TJ N T F I E L D : A TALE OF THE SIXTEENTH CENTURY. The war carried on in Scotland, by the friends and enemies of Queen Mary, after her departure into England, was productive of an almost complete disso- lution of order, and laid the foundation of many feuds, which were kept up by private families and individuals long after all political cause of hostility had ceased. Among the most remarkable quarrels which history or tradition has recorded as arising out of that civil broil, I know of none so deeply cher- ished or accompanied by so many romantic and peculiar circumstances, as one which took place between two old families of gentry in the neighbourhood of Edinburgh. Stephen Bruntfield, laird of Craighouse, had been a zealous and disinterested partisan of the queen. Robert Moubray of Barnbougle was the friend successively of Murray and Morton, and distinguished himself very 142 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, highly in their cause. During the year 1572, when Edinburgh Castle was maintained by Kirkaldy of Grange in behalf of the queen, Stephen Bruntfield held out Craighouse in the same interest, and suffered a siege from a detachment of the forces of the Regent, com- manded by the laird of Barnbougle. The latter baron, a man of fierce and brutal nature, entered life as a younger brother, and at an early period chose to cast his fate among the Protestant leaders, with a view of improving his fortunes. The death of his elder brother in rebellion at Langside enabled the Regent Murray to reward his services with a grant of the patrimonial estate, of which he did not scruple to take possession by the strong hand, to the exclusion of his infant niece, the daugh- ter of the late proprietor. Some inci- dents which occurred in the course of the war had inspired a mutual hatred of the most intense character into the breasts of Bruntfield and Moubray ; and it was therefore with a feeling of strong per- sonal animosity, as well as of political rancour, that the latter undertook the task of watching the motions of Bruntfield at Craighouse. Bruntfield, after holding out for many months, was obliged, along with his friends in Edinburgh Castle, to yield to the party of the Regent. Like Kirkaldy and Maitland of Lething- ton, he surrendered upon a promise of life and estate ; but while his two friends perished, one by the hand of the executioner, the other by his own hand, he fell a victim to the sateless spite of his personal enemy, who, in conducting him to Edinburgh as a prisoner, took fire at some bitter expression on the part of the captive, and smote him dead upon the spot. Bruntfield left a widow and three infant sons. The lady of Craighouse had been an intimate of the unfortunate Mary from her early years ; was educated with her in France, in the Catholic faith ; and had left her court to become the wife of Bruntfield. It was a time calculated to change the natures of women, as well as of men. The severity with which her religion was treated in Scotland, the wrongs of her royal mistress, and finally the sufferings and death of her husband, acting upon a mind naturally enthusiastic, all conspired to alter the character of Marie Carmichael, and substitute for the rosy hues of her early years the gloom of the sepulchre and the penitentiary. She continued, after the restoration of peace, to reside in the house of her late husband ; but though it was within two miles of the city, she did not for many years re-appear in public. With no society but that of her children, and the persons necessary to attend upon them, she mourned in secret over past events, seldom stirring from a particular apartment, which, in accordance with a fashion by no means uncommon, she had caused to be hung with black, and which was solely illuminated by a lamp. In the most rigorous observances of her faith she was assisted by a priest, whose occasional visits formed almost the only intercourse which she maintained with the external world. One strong passion gradually acquired a complete sway over her mind, — Revenge, — a passion which the practice of the age had invested with a conventional respectability, and which no kind of religious feeling then known was able either to check or soften. So entirely was she absorbed by this fatal passion, that her very children at length ceased to have interest or merit in her eyes, except in so far as they appeared likely to be the means of gratifying it. One after another, as they reached the age of fourteen, she sent them to France, in order to be educated ; but the accomplishment to which they were enjoined to direct their principal at- tention was that of martial exercise. The eldest, Stephen, returned at eighteen, a strong and active youth, with a mind of little polish or literary information, BRUNTFIELD. 143 but considered a perfect adept at sword- play, As his mother surveyed his noble form, a smile stole into the de- sert of her wan and widowed face, as a winter sunbeam wanders over a waste of snows. But it was a smile of more than motherly pride ; she was estimating the power which that frame would have in contending with the murderous Moubray. She was not alone pleased with the handsome figure of her first- born child ; but she thought with a fiercer and faster joyupon theappearance which it would make in the single com- bat against the slayer of his father. Young Bruntfield, who, having been from his earliest years trained to the purpose now contemplated by his mother, rejoiced in the prospect, now lost no time in preferring before the king a charge of murder against the laird of Barnbougle, whom he at the same time challenged, according to a custom then not altogether abrogated, to prove his innocence in single combat. The king having granted the necessary licence, the fight took place in the royal park, near the palace ; and to the surprise of all assembled, young Brunt- field fell under the powerful sword of his adversary. The intelligence was communicated to his mother at Craig- house, where she was found in her darkened chamber, prostrate before an image of the Virgin. The priest who had been commissioned to break the news opened his discourse in a tone intended to prepare her for the worst ; but she cut him short at the very beginning with a frantic exclamation, — “ I know what you would tell — the murderer’s sword has prevailed ; and there are now but two, instead of three, to redress their father’s wrongs ! ” The melancholy incident, after the first burst of feeling, seemed only to have concentrated and increased that passion by which she had been engrossed for so many years. She appeared to feel that the death of her eldest son only formed an addition to that debt which it was the sole object of her existence to see discharged. “ Roger,” she said, “ will have the death of his brother, as well as that of his father, to avenge. Animated by such a double object, his arm can hardly fail to be successful.” Roger returned about two years after, a still handsomer, more athletic, and more accomplished youth than his bro- ther. Instead of being daunted by the fate of Stephen, he burned but the more eagerly to wipe out the injuries of his house with the blood of Moubray. On his application for a licence being pre- sented to the court, it was objected by the crown lawyers that the case had been already closed by mal fortune of the former challenger. But, while this was the subject of their deliberation, the applicant caused so much annoy- ance and fear in the court circle by the threats which he gave out against the enemy of his house, that the king, whose inability to procure respect either for himself or for the law is well-known, thought it best to decide in favour of his claim. Roger Bruntfield, there- fore, was permitted to fight in barras with Moubray ; but the same fortune attended him as that which had already deprived the widow of her first child. Slipping his foot in the midst of the combat, he reeled to the ground em- barrassed by his cumbrous armour. Moubray, according to the barbarous practice of the age, immediately sprang upon and despatched him. “ Heaven’s will be done!” said the widow, when she heard of the fatal incident ; ‘ ‘ but gratias Deo! there still remains another chance. ” Henry Bruntfield, the third and last surviving son, had all along been the favourite of his mother. Though ap- parently cast in 'a softer mould than his two elder brothers, and bearing all the marks of a gentler and more amiable disposition, he in reality cherished the hope of avenging his father’s death 144 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. more deeply in the recesses of his heart, and longed more ardently to accomplish that deed than any of his brothers. His mind, naturally susceptible of the softest and tenderest impressions, had con- tracted the enthusiasm of his mother’s wish in its strongest shape ; as the fairest garments are capable of the deepest stain. The intelligence, which reached him in France, of the death of his brothers, instead of bringing to his heart the alarm and horror which might have been expected, only braced him to the adventure which he now knew to be before him. From this period he forsook the elegant learn- ing which he had heretofore delighted to cultivate. His evenings were spent in poring over the memoirs of distin- guished knights ; his days were con- sumed in the tilt-yard of the sword- player. In due time he entered the French army, in order to add to mere science that practical hardihood, the want of w'hich he conceived to be the cause of the death of his brothers. Though the sun of chivalry was now declining far in the Occident, it was not yet altogether set. Montmorency was but just dead ; Bayard was still alive, — Bayard, the knight of all others who has merited the motto, “ Sans peur et sans reproche.” Of the lives ai^d actions of such men, Henry Bruntfield was a devout admirer and imitator. N o young knight kept a firmer seat upon his horse, — none complained less of the severities of campaigning, — none cher- ished lady’s love with a fonder, purer, or more devout sensation. On first being introduced at the court of Henry III., he had signalised, as a matter of course, Catherine Moubray, the dis- inherited niece of his father’s murderer, who had been educated in a French convent by her other relatives, and was now provided for in the household of the queen. The connection of this young lady with the tale of his own family, and the circumstance of her being a sufferer in common with himself by the wickedness of one individual, would have been enough to create a deep in- terest respecting her in his breast. But when, in addition to these circumstances, we consider that she was beautiful, was highly accomplished, and in many other respects qualified to engage his affec- tions, we can scarcely be surprised that such was the result of their acquaint- ance. Upon one point alone did these two interesting persons ever think dif- ferently. Catherine, though inspired by her friends from infancy with an entire hatred of her cruel relative, contemplated with fear and aver- sion the prospect of her lover being placed against him in deadly combat, and did all in her power to dissuade him from his purpose. Love, however, was of little avail against the still more deeply-rooted passion which had pre- viously occupied his breast. Flowers thrown upon a river might have been as effectual in staying its course towards the cataract, as the gentle entreaties of Catherine Moubray in withholding Henry Bruntfield from the enterprise for which his mother had reared him — for which his brothers had died — for which he had all along moved and breathed. At length, accomplished with all the skill which could then be acquired in arms, glowing with all the earnest feel- ings of youth, Henry returned to Scot- land. On reaching his mother’s dwell- ing, she clasped him, in a transport of varied feeling, to her breast, and for a long time could only gaze upon his elegant person. My last and dearest,” she at length said, “and thou too art to be adventured upon this perilous course ! Much have I bethought me of the purpose which now remains to be accomplished. I have not been with- out a sense of dread lest I be only doing that which is to sink my soul in flames at the day of reckoning ; but yet there has been that which comforts me 1 BRUNTFIELD, 145 also. Only yesternight I dreamed that your father appeared before me. In his hand he held a bow and three goodly shafts ; at a distance appeared the fierce and sanguinary Moubray. He desired me to shoot the arrows at that arch traitor, and I gladly obeyed. A first and a second he caught in his hand, broke, and trampled on with contempt. But the third shaft, which was the fairest and goodliest of all, pierced his guilty bosom, and he immediately expired. The revered shade at this gave me an encouraging smile, and withdrew. My Henry, thou art that third arrow, which is at length to avail against the shedder of our blood. The dream seems a revelation, given especially that I may have comfort in this enterprise, other- wise so revolting to a mother’s feelings.” Young Bruntfield saw that his mother’s wishes had only imposed upon her reason, but he made no attempt to break the charm by which she was actuated, being glad, upon any terms, to obtain her sanc- tion for that adventure to which he was himself impelled by feelings considerably different. He therefore began, in the most deliberate manner, to take mea- sures for bringing on the combat with Moubray. The same legal objections which had stood against the second duel were maintained against the third ; but public feeling was too favourable to the object to be easily withstood. The laird of Barnbougle, though some- what past the bloom of life, was still a powerful and active man, and instead of expressing any fear to meet this third and more redoubted warrior, rather longed for a combat which promised, if successful, to make him one of the most renowned swordsmen of his time. He had also heard of the attachment which subsisted between Bruntfield and his niece ; and in the contemplation of an alliance which might give some force to the claims of that lady upon his estate, found a deeper and more selfish reason for accepting the challenge of (3) his youthful enemy. King James him- self protested against stretching the law of the per duellum so far ; but, sensible that there would be no peace between either the parties or their adherents till it should be decided in a fair combat, he was fain to grant the required licence. The fight was appointed to take place on Cramond Inch, a low grassy island in the Frith of Forth, near the Castle of Barnbougle. All the preparations were made in the most approved manner by the young Duke of Lennox, who had been the friend of Bruntfield in France. On a level spot, close to the northern beach of the islet, a space was marked off, and strongly secured by a paling. The spectators, who were almost ex- clusively gentlemen (the rabble not being permitted to approach), sat upon a rising ground beside the enclosure, while the space towards the sea was quite clear. At one end, surrounded by his friends, stood the laird of Barn- bougle, a huge and ungainly figure, whose features displayed a mixture of ferocity and hypocrisy, in the highest degree unpleasing. At the other, also attended by a host of family allies and friends, stood the gallant Harry Brunt- field, who, if divested of his armour, might have realised the idea of a winged Mercury. A seat was erected close beside the barras for the Duke of Len- nox and other courtiers, who were to act as judges ; and at a little distance upon the sea lay a small decked vessel, with a single female figure on board. After all the proper ceremonies which attended this strange legal custom had been gone through, the combatants ad- vanced into the centre, and planting foot to foot, each wdth his heavy sword in his hand, waited the command which should let them loose against each other, in a combat which both knew would only be closed with the death of one or other. The word being given, the fight com- menced. Moubray almost at the first pass gave his adversary a cut in the K 146 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. right limb, from which the blood was seen to flow profusely. But Bruntfield was enabled by this mishap to perceive the trick upon which his adversary chiefly depended, and, by taking care to avoid it, put Moubray nearly hors de combat. The fight then proceeded for a few minutes, without either gaining the least advantage over the other. Mou- bray was able to defend himself pretty successfully from the cuts and thrusts of his antagonist, but he could make no impression in return. The question then became one of time. It was evident that, if no lucky stroke should take effect beforehand, he who first became fatigued with the exertion would be the victim. Moubray felt his dis- advantage as the elder and bulkier man, and began to fight desperately and with less caution. One tremendous blow, for which he seemed to have gathered his last strength, took effect upon Brunt- field, and brought him upon his knee, in a half-stupified state, but the elder combatant had no strength to follow up the effort. He reeled towards his youthful and sinking enemy, and stood for a few moments over him, vainly en- deavouring to raise his Weapon for an- other and final blow. Ere he could accomplish his wish, Bruntfield recovered sufficient strength to draw his dagger, and thrust it up to the hilt beneath the breastplate of his exhausted fbe. The murderer of his race instantly lay dead beside him, and a shout of joy frbm the spectators hailed him as the victdr. At the same instant a scream of more than earthly note arose from the vessel anchored near the island; a lady de- scended from its side into a boat, and, rowing to the land, rushed up to the bloody scene, where she fell upon the neck of the conqueror, and pressed him with the most frantic eagerness to her bosom. The widow of Stephen Bruntfield at length found the yearnings of twenty years fulfilled, — she saw the murderer of her husband, the slayer of her two sons, dead on the sward before her, while there still survived to her as noble a child as ever blessed a mother’s arms. But the revulsion of feeling pro- duced by the event was too much for her strength ; or, rather. Providence, in its righteous judgement, had resolved that so unholy a feeling as that of revenge should not be too signally gratified. She expired in the arms of her son, murmuring Nunc dimittis, Domine, with her latest breath. The Remainder of the tale of Brunt- field may be easily told. After a decetit interval, the young laird of Craighouse martied Catherine Mou- bray ; and as the king saw it right to restore that young lady to a property originally forfeited for service to his mother, the happiness of the parties might be considered as complete. A long life of prosperity and peace was granted to them by the kindness of Heaven; and at their death they had the satisfaction of enjoying that greatest of all earthly blessings, the love and respect of a numerous and virtuous family. — Chamber! s Edinburgh Jour- nal ^ 1832.* * The tale of Bruntfield is founded upon facts alluded to in “Birrel’s Diary,” “Ander- son’s History of Scotland” (MS., Advocates* I Library), &c. SUNSET AND SUNRISE. 147 SUNSET AND SUNEISE. By Professor Wilson. ‘‘This is the evening on which, a few days ago, we agreed to walk to the bower at the waterfall, and look at the perfection of a Scottish sunset. Every- thing on earth and heaven seems at this hour as beautiful as our souls could desire. Come then, my sweet Anna, come along, for by the time we have reached the bower, with your gentle steps, the great bright orb will be nearly resting its rim on what you call the Ruby Mountain. Come along, and we can return before the dew has softened a single ringlet on your fair forehead.” With these words, the happy husband locked kindly within his own the arm of his young English wife ; and even in the solitude of his unfrequented groves, where no eye but his own now beheld her, looked with pride on the gracefulness and beauty that seemed so congenial with the single- ness and simplicity of her soul. They reached the bower just as the western heaven was in all its glory. To them, while they stood together gazing on that glow of fire that burns without consuming, and in whose mighty furnace the clouds and the mountain- tops are but as embers, there seemed to exist no sky but that region of it in which their spirits were entranced. Their eyes saw it— their souls felt it ; but what their eyes saw or their souls felt they knew not in the mystery of that magnificence. The vast black bars, the piled-up masses of burnished gold, the beds of softest saffron and richest purple, lying surrounded with continually fluctuating dyes of crimson, till the very sun himself was for moments unheeded in the gorgeousness his light had created ; the show of storm, but the feeling of calm, over all that tumul- tuous, yet settled world of cloud, that had come floating silently and majestic- ally together, and yet in one little hour was to be no more ; — what might not beings endowed with a sense of beauty^ and greatness, and love, and fear, and terror^ and eternity, feel when drawing their breath together, and turning their steadfast eyes on each other’s faces, in such a scene as this ? But from these high and bewildering imaginations, their souls returned in- sensibly to the real world in which their life lay ; and, still feeling the presence of that splendid sunset, although now they looked not towards it, they let their eyes glide, in mere human happi- ness^ over the surface of the inhabited earth. The green fields, that in all varieties of form lay stretching out before them, the hedgerows of hawthorn and sweetbrier, the humble coppices, the stately groves, and, in the distance, the dark pine-forest loading the mountain side, were all their own — and so, too, were a hundred cottages, on height or hollow, shelterless or buried in shelter, and all alike dear to their humble in- mates, on account of their cheerfulness or their repose. God had given to them this bright and beautiful portion of the earth, and he had given them along with it hearts and souls to feel and understand in what lay the worth of the gift, and to enjoy it with a deep and thoughtful gratitude. “ All hearts bless you, Anna ; and do you know that the Shepherd Poet, whom we once visited in his shieling, has composed a Gaelic song on our marriage, and it is now sung by many a pretty Highland girl, both in cottage and on hill-side ? They wondered, it is said, why I should have brought them an English lady ; but that was before they saw your face, or heard how sweet may THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. be an English voice even to a High- land ear. They love you, Anna — they would die for you, Anna ; for they have seen you with your swe^t body in silk and satin, with a jewel on your forehead and pearls in your hair, mov- ing to music in your husband’s hereditary hall ; and they have seen you, too, in russet garb and ringlets unadorned, in their own smoky cottages, blithe and free as some native shepherdess of the hills. To the joyful and the sorrowful art thou alike dear ; and all my tenantry are rejoiced when you appear, whether pn your palfrey on the heather, or walking through the hay or harvest- field, or sitting by the bed of sickness, or welcoming, with a gentle stateliness, the old withered mountaineer to his chieftain’s gate. ” The tears fell from the lady’s eyes at these kind, loving, and joyful words ; and, with a sob, she leaned her cheek on her husbapd’s bosom. ‘‘Oh ! why — why should I be sad in the midst of the undeserved goodness of God? Since the furthest back time I recollect in the darkness of infancy, I have been per- fectly happy. I have never lost any dear friend, as so many others have done. My father and mother live, and love me well ; blessings be upon them now, and for ever ! Y ou love me, and that so tenderly, that at times my heart is like to break. But, my hus- band — forgive me — pity me — but up- braid me not, when I tell you that my soul pf late has often fainted within me, as now it does — for oh ! husband ! hus- band ! the fear of death is upon me ; and as the sun sank behind the mountain, I thought that moment of a large burial- place, and the vault in which I am to be interred.” These words gave a shock to her husband’s heart, and for a few moments he knew not how to cheer and comfort her. Almost before he could speak, and while he was silently kissing her forehead, his young wife, somewhat more composedly, said, “ I strive against it — I close my eyes to contain — to crush the tears that I feel gushing up from my stricken heart ; but they force their way through, and my face is often ruefully drenched in solitude. Well may I weep to leave this world — thee — my parents — the rooms in which, fpr a year of perfect bliss, I have walked, sat, or slept in thy bosom — all these beautiful woods, and plains, and hills, which I have begun to feel every day more and more as belonging unto me, because I am thy wife. But, husband ! beyond, far, far beyond them all, except him of whose blood it is, do I weep to leave our baby that is now unborn. May it live to comfort you — to gladden your eyes when I am gone — yea, to bring tears sometimes into them, when its face or form may chance to remember you of the mother who bore it, and died that it might see the day, ” The lady rosp up with these words from her husband’s bosom ; and as a sweet balmy whispering breath of wind came from the broom on the river’s bank, and fanned her cheeks, she seemed to revive from that despond- ing dream ; and, with a faint smile, looked all round the sylvan bower. The cheerful hum of the bees, that seemed to be hastening their work among the honey-flowers before the fall of dark — the noise of the river, that had been unheard while the sun was setting — the lowing of the kine going leisurely homewards before their infant drivers — and the loud lofty song of the blackbird in his grove — these, and a thousand other mingling influences of nature, touched her heart with joy, and her eyes became altogether free from tears. Her husband, who had been deeply affected by words so new to him from her lips, seized these moments of returning peace to divert her thoughts entirely from such causeless terrors. “To this bower I brought you to show you what a Scottish landscape was, the SUNSET AND SUNRISE. 149 day after our marriage ; and from that hour to this, every look, smile, vrord, and deed of thine, has been after my own heart, except these foolish tears. But the dew will soon be on the grass — so come, m.y beloved — nay, I will not stir unless you smile. There, Anna ! you are your beautiful self again ! ” And they returned, cheerful and laugh- ing, to the Hall ; the lady’s face being again as bright as if a tear had never dimmed its beauty. The glory of the sunset was almost forgotten in the sweet, fair, pensive silence of the twi- lightj now fast glimmering on to one of those clear summer nights which di- vide, for a few hours, one day from another with their transitory pomp of stars. Before midnight, all who slept awoke. It was hoped that an heir was about to be born to that ancient house ; and there is something in the dim and solemn reverence which invests an unbroken line of ancestry, that blends easily with those deeper and more awful feelings with which the birth of a human creature, in all circumstances, is naturally regarded. Tenderly be- loved by all as this young and beauti- ful lady was, who, coming a stranger among them, and as they felt from another land, had inspired them insen- sibly with a sort of pity, mingling with their pride in her loveliness and virtue, it may well be thought that now the house was agitated, and that its agitation was soon spread from cottage to cottage, to a great distance round. Many a prayer, therefore, was said for her ; and God was beseeched soon to make her, in His mercy, a joyful mother. No fears, it was said, were entertained for the lady’s life ; but after some hours of intolerable anguish of suspense, her husband, telling an old servant whither he had gone, walked out into the open air, and in a few minutes, sat down on a tombstone, without knowing that he had entered the little churchyard. which, with the parish church, was within a few fields and groves of the house. He looked around him ; and nothing but graves — graves — graves. “This stone was erected by her hus- band in memory of Agnes Ilford, an Englishwoman, who died in child- bed, aged nineteen.” The inscription was, every letter of it, distinctly legible in the moonlight ; and he held his eyes fixed upon it, reading it over and over with a shudder ; and then rising up and hurrying out of the churchyard, he looked back from the gate, and thought he saw a female figure all in white, with an infant in her arms, gliding noiselessly over the graves and tomb- stones. But he looked more stead- fastly — and it was nothing. He knew it was nothing ; but he was terrified, and turned his face away from the churchyard. The old servant advanced towards him, and he feared to look him in the face, lest he should know that his wife was a corpse. “ Life or death? ” at length he found power to utter. “ My honoured lady lives, but her son breathed only a few gasps — no heir, no heir ! I was sent to tell you to come quickly to my lady’s chamber. ” In a moment the old man was alone, for, recovering from the torpidity of fear, his master had flown off like an arrow, and now with soft footsteps was steal- ing along the corridor towards the door of his wife’s apartment. But as he stood within a few steps of it, compos- ing his countenance, and strengthening his heart to behold his beloved Anna lying exhausted, and too probably ill, ill indeed, — his own mother, like a shadow, came out of the room, and not knowing that she was seen, clasped her hands together upon her breast, and lifting up her eyes with an expression of despair, exclaimed, as in a petition to God, ‘ ‘ Oh ! my poor son ! — my poor son ! what will become of him ! ” She looked forward, and there was her son THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. 150 before her, with a face like ashes, tot- tering and speechless. She embraced and supported him — the old and feeble supported the young and the strong. “ I am blind, and must feel my way ; but help me to the bed-side, that I may sit down and kiss my dead wife. I ought to have been there, surely, when she died.” The lady was dying, but not dead. It was thought that she was insensible, but when her husband said — “Anna, Anna ! ” she fixed her hitherto unnotic- ing eyes upon his face, and moved her lips as if speaking, but no words were heard. He stooped down and kissed her forehead, and then there was a smile over all her face, and one word, “ Farewell !” At that faint and loving voice he touched her lips with, his, and he must then have felt her parting breath ; for when he again looked on her face, the smile upon it was more deep, placid, steadfast, than any living smile, and a mortal silence was on her bosom that was to move no more. They sat together, he and his mother, looking on the young, fair, and beauti- ful dead. Sometimes he was distracted, and paced the room raving, and with a black and gloomy aspect. Then he sat down perfectly composed, and looked alternately on the countenance of his young wife, bright, blooming, and smiling in death ; and on that of his old mother, pale, withered, and solemn in life. As yet he had no distinct thoughts of himself. Overwhelming pity for one so young, so good, so beautiful, and so happy, taken sud- denly away, possessed his disconsolate soul ; and he would have wept with joy to see her restored to life, even although he were to live with her no more, though she were utterly to foiget him ; for what would that be to him, so that she were but alive! He felt that he could have borne to be separated from her by seas, or by a dungeon’s walls ; for in the strength of his love he would have been happy, knowing that she was a living being beneath heaven’s sunshine. But in a few days is she to be buried ! — And then was he forced to think upon himself, and his utter desolation, changed in a few hours from a too perfect happiness into a wretch w^hose existence was an anguish and a curse. At last he could not sustain the sweet, sad, beautiful sight of that which was now lying stretched upon his marriage- bed ; and he found himself passing along the silent passages, with faint and dis- tant lamentations meeting his ear, but scarcely recognised by his mind, until he felt the fresh air, and saw the gray dawm of morning. Slowly and uncon- sciously he passed on into the woods, and walked on and on, without aim or object, through the splitude of awaken- ing nature. He heard or heeded not the wide-ringing songs of all the happy birds ; he saw not the wild - flowers beneath his feet, nor the dew diamonds that glittered on every leaf of the mo- tionless trees. The ruins of a lonely hut on the hill-side were close to him, and he sat down in stupifaction, as if he had been an exile in some foreign country. He lifted up his eyes, and the sun was rising, so that all the eastern heaven was tinged with the beautiful- ness of jpy. The turrets of his own ancestral mansion were visible among the dark umbrage of its ancient grove : fair w^ere the lawns and fields that stretched away from it towards the orient light, and one bright bend of the river kindled up the dim scenery through which it rolled. His own family estate was before his eyes, and as the thought rose within his heart, All that I see is mine,” yet felt he that the poorest beggar was richer far than he, and that in one night he had lost all that was worth possessing. He saw the church tower, and thought upon the place of graves. ‘ ‘ There will she be buried — there will she be buried,” he repeated MISS PEGG V PRO DIE. 1 5 1 with a low voice, while a groan of mortal misery startled the little moss- wren from a crevice in the ruin. He rose up, and the thought of suicide entered into his sick heart. He gazed on the river, and, murmuring aloud in his hopeless wretchedness, said, “Why should I not sink into a pool and be drowned ? But oh ! Anna, thou who wert so meek and pure on earth, and who art now bright and glorious in heaven, what would thy sainted and angelic spirit feel if I were to appear thus lost and wicked at the judgment- seat?” A low voice reached his ear, and, looking round, he beheld his old, faith- ful, white-headed servant on his knees — him who had been his father’s foster- brotlier, and who, in the privilege pf age and fidelity and love to all belong- ing tp that house, had followed him unregarded — had watched him as he wrung his hands, and had been praying for him to God while he continued fitting in that dismal trance upon that mouldering mass of ruins. “ Oh! my young master, pardon me for being here. I wished not to overhear your words \ but tp me you have ever been kind, even as a son to his father. Come, then, with the old man back into the hall, and forsake not your mother, who is sore afraid.” They returned, without speaking, down the glens and through the old woods, and the door was shut upon them. Days and nights passed on, and then a bell tolled ; and the churchyard, that had sounded to many feet, was again silent. The woods around the hall were loaded with their summer glories ; the river flowed on in its brightness ; the smoke rose up to heaven from the quiet cottages ; and nature con- tinued the same — bright, fragrant, beau- tiful, and happy. But the hall stood uninhabited ; the rich furniture now felt the dust ; and there were none to gaze on the pictures that graced the walls. He who had been thus bereaved went across seas to distant countries, from which his tenantry, for three springs, expected his return ; but their expectations were never realised, for he died abroad. His remains were brought home to Scotland, according to a request in his will, to be laid by those of his wife ; and now they rest together, beside the same simple monument. MISS PEGGY BRODIE. By Andrew Picken. “ If I were a man, instead of being a woman, as unfortunately I happen to be,” said Miss Peggy Brodie to me, “ I would call a meeting in public, on the part of the ladies, to petition the king for another war ; for really, since the peace there is no such thing as any decent woman getting a husband, nor is there so much as the least stir or stramash now-a-days, even to put one in mind of such a thing. And the king, God bless him ! is a man of sense, and understands what’s what perfectly,” con^ tinned Miss Peggy; “and I have not the least doubt that if he were only put in possession of the real state of the sex since the peace, he would give us a war at once, for it is cruel to keep so many women in this hopeless state.” “ Indeed, mem,” said I, looking as wise as I was able, “ you may depend upon it, you are under a mistake.” 152 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, “ Don’t tell me, sir,” replied Miss Brodie ; “you men think you know everything. As if I did not understand politics sufficient to know that the king grants all reasonable petitions. I tell you, Mr What’s-your-name, that the whole sex in Glasgow, from Crossmy- loof to the Rotten Row, and from Anderston to Camlachie, are in a state of the utmost distress since ever the peace ; — and marriages may be made in heaven, or somewhere else that I do not know of, but there is none made here- away, to niy certain knowledge, since ever the sharpshooters laid down their arms, the strapping fallows ! ” “I’m sure, rhem,” said I, “ for a peaceable man, I have been sadly deaved about these sharpshooters.” “ It’s no for you to speak against the sharpshooters, Mr Thingumy ! ” said Miss Brodie, getting into a pet ; “ yoii that never bit a cartridge in your life, I know by your look ! arid kens nae mair about platoon exercise, and poother wallets, and ramrods, than my mother does ! Blit fair fa’ the time when we had a thriving war, an’ drlims rattlin’ at every corner, an’ fifer lads whistlin’ up and down the streets on a market-day ; an’ spruce sergeants parading the Salt- market, pipe-clayed mostbeautiful! Then there was our ain sharpshooters, braw fallows, looking so noble in their green dresses, and lang feathers bobbing in their heads. Besides, there wds the cavalry, and the Merchants’ corps, and the Trades’ and the Grocers’ corps. , Why, every young man of the least pluck was a soldier in these heartsome days, and had such speerit and such pith, and thought no more of taking a wife then, than he would of killing a Frenchman before his breakfast, if he could hae seen one.” “But, Miss Brodie,” s^id I, “they were all so busy taking wives that they seem to have quite forgot to take you, in these happy times. ” ‘‘Ye needna be so vety particular in your remarks, Mr Thingumy; for it was entirely my own fault, an’ I might hae gotten a husband any morning, just for going to the Green of Glasgow, where the lads were taking their morning’s drill ; for it was there a’ my acquain- tances got men, to my certain know- ledge’; and now it’s naething but “Mis- tress ” this, an’ “ Mistress ” that, wi’ a’ the dippy lassocks that were just bairns the other day ; and there they go, ox- tering wi’ their men, to be sure, an’ laughin’ at me. Weel, it’s vera pro- vokin’, sir, isn’t it ? ” “ ’Deed, mem,” said I, “it’s rather a lamentable case. But why did you riot catch a green sharpshooter yourself, in those blessed days ? ” “ Hoot, Mr Balgownie, it was quite my ain faut, as I said. I was perfectly ignorant of the most common principles of the art, and knew no more of the way and manner o’ catching a husband, no more than if I had never been born iri Glasgow. In fac’, I was a perfect simpleton, an’ thought it the easiest matter in the warld ; an’ ye see, sir, I had a wee trifle o’ siller, besides my looks (which, ye ken, Mr Thingumbob, were far from being disparageable); and so I was a perfect simple, and just thocht I was like the lass in the sang — Set her up on Tintock tap, ■ The wind’ll blaw a man till her. But ne’er a man was blawn to me ; an’ there’s ^ a’ my giggling acquaintances married, ane after the ither. There’s Bell Mushat, an’ Jeanie Doo, an’ Mary Drab, an’ Beanie Sma’, an’ Sally Daicle — naething but “ marriet,” marriet ; ” and here’s puir me and the cat, leading a single life until this blessed day. Hoch- hey ! isn’t it very angersome, sir ? ” “It is really a case o’ great distress, when one thinks o’ your worth. Miss Brodie,” said I, pathetically; “and if I did not happen to be engaged myself, it’s impossible to say, but — ” ‘ ‘ Ay, there it is ! ” exclaimed Miss Peggy, “there it is I Every decent, MISS PEGGY PRO DIE, 153 sensible man like you, that sees what I am, are just married — married them- selves, and tied up. An’ so I may just sit here, and blaw my fingers ower the fire wi’ the cat. Hoch-hey ! ” “ But surely. Miss Brodie,” said I, “ you did not use due diligence in time and season, or you would not now be left at this sorrowful pass?” “I let the sharpshooter times slip out o’ my fingers, like a stupid simple- ton, as I say ; but no woman could have been more diligent than I hae been o’ late years, an’ a’ to no pur- pose. Haven’t I walked the Trongate ? Haven’t I walked the Green ? Haven’t I gone to a’ the tea-drinkings within five miles, where I could get a corner for mysel? Haven’t I gone to the kirk three times every Sunday, forby fast days, thanksgiving days, and even- ing preachings ? Haven’t I attended a’ the Bible meetings, and missionary meetings, forby auxiliary societies, and branch associations? Wasn’t I a member of a’ the ladies’ committees, and penny- a-week societies, frae Cranston Hill to the East Toll? Didn’t I gang about collecting pennies, in cauld March weather, climbin’ stairs, and knocking at doors like a beggar, until the folk were like to put me out, an’ the vera weans on the stairs used to pin clouts to our tails, an’ ca’ us penny-a-week auld maids? Eh! that was a sair business, sir, an’ little thanks we got ; an’ I got the chilblains in the feet wi’ the cauld, that keepit me frae sleep for three weeks. ” “ It’s really lamentable ; but I should have thought that the saintly plan was a good one.” “ So it would have been, sir, if I had had more money ; but, ye see, fifty pounds a year is thought nothing o’ now- a-days ; an’ these kinds o’ people are terrible greedy o’ siller. , Na, na, sir, gie me the sharpshooters yet.” “ Well now. Miss Brodie,” said I, “as we’re on the subject, let me hear how it was you lost your precious oppor- tunities in the volunteering time.” “ Oh, sir, that was the time — volun- teering ! There never was such days as the volunteering days. Drums here, and bands o’ music there ; sodgering up, and sodgering down ; an’ then the young men looked so tall in their regimentals, and it was such a pleasure just to get ane o’ them by the arm, and to parade wi’ them before the Tontine, an’ then a’ your acquaintances to meet you walking wi’ a braw sharpshooter, and talking about you after in every house ; and such shaking hands in the Trongate, and such treating us wi’ cakes in Baxter’s, — for the volunteering lads were sae free o’ their siller in thae days, puir chields I Oh, thae were times ! ” “There are no such times now, I fear. Miss Peggy.” “ Oh, no, sir. Afi’ then the lads thought nothing to take you to the play at night, in thae days ; and what a beautiful thing it was to sit in the front o’ the boxes o’ the big theatre in Queen Street, wi’ a red-coated, or a green- coated volunteer — it was so showy, and such an attraction, and a talk. To be sure, sir, it’s no a’thegither right to go openly to common playhouses ; but a man must be got some place, an’ ye ken the sharpshooters couldna gang to the kirk in their green dress, puir fallows.” “ But you never told me. Miss Brodie, what art or mystery there is in man- cafchihg, and yet yoii speak as if some of your female friends had practised, something past the common to that intent.” “ It’s not for me to speak to you about women’s affairs, Mr Balgownie ; but I can tell you one thing. Do you mind lang Miss M‘Whinnie, dochter of auld Willie M‘Whinnie, that was elder in Mr Dumdrone’s kirk ? ” “ I think I recollect her face,” said I. “ Weel, sir, this was the way she 154 the book of SCOTTISH STORY. used to do. Ye see, she was a great walker (for she was a lang-leggit lass, although her father is a wee gutty body), and if ye took a walk in the Green or the Trongate, ye’re sure to meet lang- leggit Nelly M‘Whinnie, lamping wi’ a parasol like a fishing-rod, simmer and winter, lookin’ ower her shoulder now and then to see when she should fR aff her feet.” “ Fall, Miss Brodie ? — What do you mean by falling ? ” “ Hoot, sir, ye ken naething. Wasn’t it by fa’ in’ that Nelly M‘Whinnie got a man ? I’ll tell you how. She used to walk by hersel, an’ whenever she came near a handsome sharpshooter^ or gentleman chield that she wished to pick acqaintance wi’, she just pretended to gie a bit stumble, or to fall on one knee or so ; and then, ye ken, the gentleman couldna do less than ^rin to lift her up, and ask if she was hurt, and so forth ; an’ then she wad answer so sweet, and thank him so kindly, that the man must sae something civil ; and then she would say, ‘ Oh, sir, you are so obliging and so polite an’ just in this way she made the pleasantest acquaint- ances, an’ got a man by it, or a’ was done.” “ Ha, ha, ha ! That is perfectly ridiculous, and hardly credible,” said I. “ Na, ye needna laugh in the least,” continued Miss Brodie, “ for I’m tell- ing you the truth ; and didna the same lass break her arm wi’ her fa’ing ? ” ‘ ‘ Break her arm. Miss Brodie ! Are you serious ? ” “ It’s perfectly true, Mr Balgownie. Ye see, sir, she was walking on specu- lation, in her usual manner, in the Green o’ Glasgow it was, as I believe, and somewhere near the Humanity House, by the side of the Clyde, when she observed three strappin’ fellows come blattering up behind her. This was an opportunity not to be let pass, an’ the day being frosty, an’ the road slightly slippery, afforded an excellent pretence for a stumble at least. Weel, sir, just when the gentlemen had got within three yards o’ her, Nellie gied a bit awkward sprauchle, and shot out a leg ; but whether Nellie had mista’en her distance, or whether the men were up to her fa’in’ system, an’ wadna bite, never clearly appeared ; but they werena forward in time to catch the lassie in their arms as she expected ; an’ after a sprauchle an’ a stumble, down she came in good earnest, an’ broke her arm.” “Ha, ha, ha! I would rather hear that story than any one of Mr Dum- drone’s best discourses,” said I. “ But are you sure it’s true ? ” “ Did I no see Miss M ‘Whinnie, the time she was laid up, wi’ the broken arm in a sling ? But you see, sir, the gentlemen did gather round her when they saw she was fairly whomel’t, an’ gathered her up, nae doubt ; an’ as soon as she got better o’ the broken arm, she took to fa’in’ again. But I be- lieve she never gaed farther than a stoyter or a stumble after that, till ance she got a man. ” “And so. Miss Brodie, she did faU into a marriage ? ” “ Ou, ’deed did sh^, sir. A fallow caught her at last, as she fell ; and there was nae mair walking the Tron- gate wi’ the lang parasol, like a bell- man’s staff. But in the time o’ the sharpshooters and the cavalry, and the Merchants’ corps, and a’ the corps, I mind as weel as yesterday, how a great illness took place among the young women, and neither pills nor boluses were found to be of the least service, an’ the doctors were perfectly puzzled and perplexed, and knew not what to recommend in this general distress. But the young women, ane and a’, prescribed for themselves, from an inward understanding o’ their com- plaints, and nothing, they said, would cure the prevailing sickness but a walk in the morning in the Green o’ Glasgow. MISS PEGGY PRO DIE, 155 Now, sir, it happened so providential, the whole time that this influenza lasted, that the Sharpshooter corps, and the Cavalry corps, and the Trades’ corps, and the Merchants’ corps, and the Grocers’ corps, and a’ the corps were exercising in the Green o’ Glasgow, where a’ the young ladies were walking for their health. It was so beautiful and good for the ladies, when, they were sick, to see thae sharpshooters, how they marched, wheeled, an’ whooped, an’ whooped, an’ ran this way, and that way, an’ whiles they fired on their knees, an’ then they would clap down on their backs, and fire at us, puir chields. And then, ye see, just when we had gotten an appetite for our break- fasts by our walk, the corps would be dismissed, and then the volunteer lads couldna but spread themselves among the ladies that were outside, just to spier after their complaints ; an’ then naething but link arm wi’ the sharpshooters an’ the other cprps, dizzens in a row, an’ be escorted hame to breakfast. Many a lass that was quite poorly apd badly was relieved by these morning walks, and are now married women. Ah, thae were pleasant days^, Mr Bal- gownie ! ” “But, dear me. Miss Brodie,” I said, “how did it happen that you were allowed to remain single all this time ? Had you no wooers at all ? ” “ What do you mean, sir, by asking me such a question? Nae wooers ! I tell you I had dizzens o’ lads running after me night and day, in thae pleasant times. ” “ Well, but I don’t mean in the common way. I mean, had you any real sweetheart — any absolute offer?” “ Offer, sir ! Indeed I had more than one. Wasna there Peter Shanks, the hosier, that perfectly plagued me, the dirty body ? But ye see, sir, I couldna bear the creature, though he had twa houses in Camlachie ; for, to tell you my weakness j sir, my heart was set upon — ” Upon whom. Miss Brodie? Ah, tell me 1 ” “ Upon a sharpshooter.” Bless my heart ! But if you would just let me hear the tale.” ^‘Ah, sir, it’s a pitiful story,” said Miss Peggy, becoming lachrymose. “ I delight in pitiful stories,” said I, taking out my handkerchief. ‘‘ Weel, sir, — Hove and grief are sair to bide,’ as the sang says, and my heart wasna made o’ the adamant rock ; so ye see, sir, there was a lad they ca’d Pate Peters, an’ he was in the sharp- shooters ; and he sat just quite near me in Mr Dumdrone’s kirk, for ye see, sir, it was there we fell in. Oh, sir, Pate was a beautiful youth : teeth like the ivory, an’ eyes as black as the slae, and cheeks as red as the rose.” “Ah, Miss Brodie, Miss Brodie !” “An’ when he was dressed in his sharpshooter’s dress, — ah, sir, but my heart was aye too, too susceptible. I will not trouble you, sir, wi’ the history o’ our love, which would have come to the most happy termination, but for a forward cutty of a companion o’ mine, of the name of Jess Barbour. But there can be nae doubt but Pate Peters was a true lover o’ me ; for he used to come hame wi’ me frae Mr Dumdrone’s preaching whenever Jess wasna there, and I’m sure his heart burned wi’ a reciprocal flame. But ae night, sir, — I’ll ne’er forget that night ! — I was coming hame frae a tea-drinking at Mr Warps’, the manufacturer on the other side o’ Clyde, when just as I got to the end o’ the wooden brig next the Green, wha does I meet but Pate Peters ! “ Weel, sir, it was a moonlight night, — ^just such as lovers walk about in, an’ Pate and me linked arm-in-arm, walked and walked, round the Green o’ Glasgow. We stopped by the side o’ Clyde, an’ lookit up at the moon. “ ‘ Miss Peggy,’ says he, ‘do ye see that moon ? ’ “ ‘ Yes,’ says I. k 156 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, ‘ That changeable moon,’ says he, ‘ is the emblem o’ falseness in love.’ “‘Yes, Mr Peters,’ said I, an’ my heart was ready to melt. “ ‘ But I will never be false in love !’ says he. “ ‘ I hope you will be true until death,’ says I. “‘To be sure I will. Miss Brodie,’ says he ; these were his very words.” “Ah, Miss Peggy,” I said, as I saw she was unable to get on, ‘ ‘ that is quite affecting. ” “But he talked so sensibly, sir,” continued Miss Brodie; “he spoke even of marriage as plain as a man could speak. ‘ Miss Peggy, ’ said he, ‘ do you remember what Mr Dutndrone, the minister, said last Sabbath ? He said marriage was made in heaven ; and he said that Solomon, the wisest of men, expressly said, in the Proverbs, he that getteth a good wife getteth a good thing’ — Was not that plain speak- ing; Mr Balgownie?” “Nothing could be plainer. Miss Peggy ; but I’m interested in your story. ” “Weel, sir, he came home to the door wi’ me, and — it’s not for me to tell the endearments that passed between us ! — So, sir, I went to sleep wi’ a light heart, an’ was for several days con- sidering and contriving about our mar- riage, when — what do you think?- — in three weeks, word was brought to me that the false and cruel man was married to Jess Barbour !” “Bless me. Miss Brodie, what a woful story ! It’s just like a romance ?” “ So it is, Mr Balgownie,” said Miss Peggy, all blubbered with weeping* “ It’s perfect romantic. Ye see, sir, what trials I had in love ! But you’re not going away in that manner, sir?” “Oh, yes. Miss Brodie,” said I, taking my hat ; “ I’m not able to stand it any longer.” “You’re a feeling man,” said she, shaking me by the hand ; “ you’re a mari o’ sweet feeling, Mr Balgownie. ” “You’re an ill-used woman, Miss Brodie! — Adieu, Miss Brodie!” — Tke Dominie's Legacy, THE DEATH OF A PEEJUDICE. By Thomas Aird. At a late hour one .Saturday evening, as, I was proceeding homewards along one of the crowded streets of oui metropolis, I felt myself distinctly tapped on the shoulder, and, on looking round, a bareheaded man, dressed in a night- gown, thus abruptly questioned me — “Did you ever, sir, thank God for preserving your reason ?” On my answering in the negative — “Then do it now,” said he, “for I have lost mine.” Notwithstanding the grotesque ac- companiments of the man’s dress, and his undignified face, disfigured b]f a large red nose, the above appeal to me was striking and sublimely pathetic ; and when he bowed to me with an ufisteady fervour and withdrew immedi- ately, I could not resist following him, which I was the more inclined to do, as he seemed to be labouring under some frenzy, and might need to be looked after. There was another reason for my being particularly interested in him : I had seen him before ; and his appear- ance and interruption had once before THE DEATH OF A PREJUDICE, 157 given me great disgust. It was thus : — On my return to Scotland, after an absence of five years, which I had passed in the West Indies, I found the one beloved dead, for whom had been all my hopes and all my good behaviour through those long years. When all the world, with the hard severity of truth and prudence, frowned on the quick reckless spirit of my youth, she alone had been my gentle prophetess, and sweetly told that my better heart should one day, and that soon, give the lie to the cold prudential foreboders. For her sweet sake, I tried to be as a good man should be ; and when I re- turned to my native land, it was all for her, to bring her by that one dearest, closest tie, near to the heart which (I speak not of my own vanity, but to her praise) she had won to manly bearing. 0 God ! O God ! I found her in the dust, — in her early grave ; no more to love me, no more to give me her sweet approval. It was then my melancholy pleasure to seek the place where last we parted by the burn in the lonely glen. As I approached the place, to throw myself down on the very same green spot on which she had sat when last we met, I found it occupied by a stranger ; 1 withdrew, but to return the following evening. I found the sacred spot again preoccupied by the same stranger, who, independent of his coarse red face, his flattened, ill- shaped, bald head (for he sat looking into his hat), and the un- dignified precaution of his coat-skirts carefully drawn aside, to let him sit on his outspread handkerchief, disgusted me by the mere circumstance of his unseasonable appearance in such a place, which had thus twice interrupted the yearning of my heart, to rest me there one hour alone. This second night also I hastily withdrew. I came a third night, and found a continuance of the interruption. The same individual was on the same spot, muttering to himself, and chucking pebbles into a dark pool of the burn immediately before him. I retired, cursing him in my heart, and came no more back to the place. Now, in the frenzied man who accosted me, as above-mentioned, on the street by night, I recognized at once the individual who had so interrupted me some months before, in the lonely glen by the side of the burn ; and, in addition to the reason already given for my wish now to follow him, there was the superadded anxiety to be kind to a man in such distress, whom, perhaps in the very beginning of his sorrows, I had heartily and unreasonably cursed. I was still following him, when a woman, advanced in life, rushed past me, and, laying hold of him, cried loudly for assistance. This was easily found in such a place ; and the poor man was, without delay, forcibly carried back to her house, where, on my follow- ing, I learned that he was a lodger with the woman, that he was sick of a brain fever, and that, during a brief interval in her watching of him, he had made his escape down -stairs, and had got upon the street. I was now deeply interested in the poor fellow, and deter- mined to see him again the following morning, which I did, and found him much worse. On making inquiry at the woman of the house respecting him, she told me that he had no relatives in this country, though he was a Scotch- man ; that he was a half-pay officer in his Majesty’s service ; that he did not seem to want money ; that he was a noble - hearted, generous man. She added, moreover, that he had lodged in her house two months ; and that, previous to his illness, he had spoken of a friend whom he expected every day to visit him from a distant part of the country, to make arrangements for their going together to the continent. In two days more, poor Lieutenant ’ Crabbe (such, I learned, was his name and commission) died ; and, by a curious dispensation of Providence, I ordered f: # THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, 158 the funeral, and laid in the grave the head of the man whom, only a few months before, I had cursed as a dis- gusting, impertinent fellow. The alien- mourners had withdrawn from the sodded grave, and I had just paid the sexton for this last office to poor Crabbe, when the woman in whose house he had died advanced with a young man, ap- parently an officer, in whose countenance haste and unexpected affliction w’ere strongly working. “ That’s the gentle- man, sir,” said the woman, pointing to myself. “ Yery well, good woman,” said the stranger youth, whose tones bespoke him an Englishman, and whose voice, as he spoke, seemed broken with deep sorrow. “ I will see you again, within an hour, at your house, and settle all matters. ” The woman, who had doubt- less come to show him the churchyard, hereupon retired ; and the young Eng- lishman, coming up to me, grasped me kindly by the hand, whilst his eyes glistened with tears. “ So, sir,” said he, “ you have kindly fulfilled my office here, which would to God I had been in time to do myself for poor Crabbe ! You did not know him, I believe ?” “ No,” I answered. “But I did,” returned the youth; “ and a braver, nobler heart never beat in the frame of a man. He has been most unhappy, poor fellow, in his rela- tives.” “ I am sorry to hear it,” I could only reply. “ If I could honour you in any way, sir,” rejoined the youth, “which your heart cares for, beyond its own noble joy, in acting the manly and humane part which you have acted towards my poor friend, I would delight to honour you. You are at least entitled to some information about the deceased, which I may give you in a way which will best show the praise and the heart of poor Crabbe. I have some letters here in my pocket, which I brought with me, alas ! that he might explain some- thing to me, which they all, more or less contain, relative to a piece of special business ; from one of them I shall read an extract, relative to his early history, and the miserable occasion on which he found his long-lost father, whom, after long and patient efforts to trace his parents, he was at length directed to seek in one of your villages in the south of Scotland.” The particular letter was selected, and the young Englishman, over the grave of his friend, read as follows : — “ I could have wept tears of blood, 6n finding things as they are with the unhappy .old man who is indeed my father. I shall speak to you now as I would commune with my own heart ; but yet it must be in mild terms, lest I be wickedly unfilial. Is not this awful ? From the very little which I knew of myself ere I came to this country, and from information which I have gathered within these two weeks from the old clergyman of this village, it appears that my mother had died a few days after giving me birth, and that my uncle, who had never been satisfied with the marriage, took me, when very young, from my father, whose unhappy peculiarities led him readily to resign me ; gave me my mother’s name, and carried me with him to Holland, where he was a merchant. He was very kind to me in my youth ; and, when I was of proper age, bought me a commission in the British army, in which I have ser- ved, as you know, for nearly ten years, and which, you also know, 1 was ob- liged to leave, in consequence of a wound in one of my ankles, which, subject to occasional swelling, has ren- dered me quite unfit for travel. My uncle died about three years ago, and left me heir to his effects, which were considerable. Nothing in his papers led me to suppose that my father might yet be living, but I learned the fact from THE DEATH OF A PREJUDICE. 159 a corpfidential friend of his, who com- municated it to me, not very wisely, perhaps, since he could not tell me even my real name. Bitterly condemning my uncle’s cruel policy, which had not allowed him to hold any intercourse whatever with my father, and which had cut me off from the natural guardian of my life, I hasted over to this country, with no certain hope of success in find- ing out whose I was, beyond what my knowledge that I bore my mother’s name led me to entertain. I had my own romance connected with the pur- suit. I said to myself, that I might have little sisters, who should be glad to own me, unworthy though I was ; I might bring comfort to a good old man, whose infirmities of age were canonized by the respect due to his sanctity; who, in short, had nothing of age but its reverence ; and who, like another pa- triarch, was to fall upon my neck, and weep for joy like a little child. Every night I was on board, hasting to this country, I saw my dream-sisters, so kind, so beautiful : they washed my feet ; they looked at the scars of my wounds ; they were proud of me for having been a soldier, and leaned on my arm as we went to church, before all the people, who were lingering in the sunny churchyard ; and the good old man went before, looking oft back to see that we were near behind, accom- modating his step to show that he too was one of the party, though he did his best tp appear self-denied. “After getting the clue, as mentioned in my last letter to you, I took a seat in the mail, which I was told would pass at a little distance from the village whither I was bound. Would to God I had set out the day before, that so I might have prevented a horrid thing ! The coach was stopped for me at a little bridge, that I might get out ; the village, about a mile off, was pointed out to me ; and I was advised to follow a small foot-path, which led along by a rivulet, as being the nearest way to the place in question. Twilight was now beginning to deepen among the elms that skirted the path into which I had struck ; and in this softest hour of nature, I had no other thought than that I was drawing near a home of peace. I know not whether the glen which I was traversing could have roused such indescribable emotions within me, had I not guessed that scenes were before me which my childhood must have often seen ; but every succes- sive revelation of the pass up which I was going, — pool after pool ringed by night insects, and shot athwart on the surface by those unaccountable diverging lines, so fine, so rapid, which may be the sport too of invisible insects, — stream after stream, with its enamelled manes of cool green velvet, which anon twined themselves out of sight beneath the rooted brakes, — one shy green nook in the bank after another, overwaved by the long pensile boughs of trees, and fringed with many a fairy mass of blent wild flowers ; — all these made me start, as at the melancholy recurrence of long- forgotten dreams. And when the blue heron rose from the stream where he had been wading, and with slow flagging wing crossed and re-crossed the water, and then went up the dark- ened valley to seek his lone haunt by the mountain spring, I was sure I had seen the very same scene, and the very same bird, some time in my life before. My dear Stanley, you cannot guess why I dwell so long on these circumstances ! For it enters my very heart with anguish, to tell the moral contrast to my hopes, and to these peaceful accom- paniments of outward nature. It must be told. Listen to what follows. “I had not walked more than a quarter of a mile up the valley, when I heard feeble cries for assistance, as of some one in the last extremity, drowning in the stream. I made what haste I could, and, on getting round a sloping head- i6o THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. land of the bank, which shot forward to the edge of the rounding water, I found myself close upon a company of fellows, habited like Christmas mummers, ap- parently amusing themselves with the struggles of a person in the water, who, even as he secured a footing, and got his head above, was again pushed down by his cruel assailants. 1 was upon them ere they were aware, and reached one fellow, who seemed particularly active, an excellent thwack with my ratan, from which, however, recovering, he took to his heels, followed by his associates. My next business was to relieve the object of their cruelty ; but this was no easy task ; for, being pro- bably by this time quite exhausted, he had yielded to the current ; and, ere I could reach him, was rolled down into a large black pool. He was on the point of sinking for ever, when I caught hold of him — good God ! an old man — by his gray hair, and hauled him out upon the bank, where he lay to all appearance quite dead. Using such means as were in my power to assist in restoring suspended animation, I suc- ceeded so well, that ere long the poor old man showed symptoms of returning life. I looked round me in this emer- gency, but there was neither house nor living person to be seen ; so what could I do, but take the old, bare headed man on my back, and carry him to the village, which I knew was not far off. And there, God in heaven ! who should I find him to be, but my own father ! “To you, Stanley, I can say every- thing which I dare whisper to my own heart ; but this is a matter which even my own private bosom tries to eschew. It seems — it seems that the unhappy old man is narrow-hearted — a miser, as they term it here ; and that for some low petty thefts he was subjected by some fellows of the village to the above duck- ing. I know well, Stanley, you will not despise me for all this, nor because I must now wear my own name of Crabbe, which I am determined, in justice to that unhappy old father, henceforth to do. On the contrary, you will only advise me well how to win upon his harder nature, and bring him round to more liberal habits. Listen to the fol- lowing scheme of my own for the same purpose, which struck me one evening as I sat ‘ chewing the cud of sweet and bitter fancy,’ beside the pool whence I rescued the poor old man. For indeed — indeed, I must grapple with the realities of the moral evil, however painful or disgusting. That being is my father ; and no one can tell how much his nature may have been warped and kept perverse by the loss of the proper objects of natural affection. Is it not my bounden duty, then, to be found to him, and by my constant pre- sence, to open his heart, which has been too much constringed by his lonely situation? I shall hedge him round, in the first place, from insults ; I shall live with him, in his own house, all at my expense ; and our household eco- nomy shall be as liberal as my finances will permit. I shall give much money in charity, and make him the dispenser of it ; for our best feelings are improved by outward practice. Whenever I may be honoured by an invitation to a good man’s table, the slightest hint to bring him with me shall be taken advantage of ; and he shall go, that the civilities of honourable men may help his self- respect, and thereby his virtue. Now, may God aid me in this moral experi- ment, to try it with discretion, to make the poor old man doubly mine own ! ” “ From this extract,” said the young Englishman, carefully folding up his deceased friend’s letter, “you will see something of the exalted nature of poor Ramsay — Crabbe, I should say, accord- ing to his own decided wish. I may here mention, that the death of the old man, which took place not many weeks after the above brutalities were inflicted upon him, and which, in all likelihood, ANENT AULD GRANDFAITHER, ETC, i6i was hastened by the unhappy infliction, never allowed his son to put in practice those noble institutes of moral discip- line, which he had devised, to repair and beautify the degraded fountain of his life. I doubt not that this miserable end of his old parent, and the sense of his own utter loneliness, in respect of kindred, preyed upon the generous soldier, and helped to bring on that frenzy of fever, which so soon turned his large, his noble heart, into dust and oblivion. Peace be with his ashes ; and everlasting honour wait upon his name! — To-morrow morning, sir,” con- tinued the youth, “ I set out again for England, and I should like to bear your name along with me, coupled with the memory which shall never leave me, of your disinterested kindness towards my late friend. I talk little of thanks ; for I hold you well repaid, by the consciousness of having done the last duties of humanity for a brave and good man.” According to the Englishman’s re- quest, I gave him my name, and re- ceived his in return ; and, shaking hands over the grave of poor Crabbe, we parted. ‘ ‘ Good God ! ” said I to myself, as I left the churchyard, it appears, then, that at the very moment when this generous soldier was meditating a wdse and moral plan to win his debased parent to honour and salvation — at that very moment I was allowing my heart to entertain' a groundless feeling of dis- like to him.” My second more pleasing reflection was, that this unmanly pre- judice had easily given way. How could it last, under the awful presence of Death, who is the great apostle of human charity? Moreover, from the course of incidents above mentioned, I have derived this important lesson for myself : — Never to allow a hasty opi- nion, drawn from a man’s little pecu- liarities of manner or appearance, par- ticularly from the features of his face, or the shape of his head, as explained by the low quackeries of Lavater and Spurzheim, to • decide unfavourably against a man, who, for aught I truly know, may be worthy of unqualified esteem. ANENT AULD GEANDFAITHEE, AUNTIE BELL, MY AIN FAITHEE, &c. By D. M. Moir. The sun rises bright in France, And fair sets he ; But he has tint the blithe blink he had In my giin countree. Allan Cunningham. Auld Grandfaither died when I was a growing callant, some seven or aught year auld ; yet I mind him full weel ; it being a curious thing how early such matters take haud of ane’s memory. He was a straught, tall, auld ma;i, with a shining bell-pow, and reverend white locks hinging down about his haffets ; ( 3 ) a Roman nose, and twa cheejcs Room- ing through the winter of his lang age like roses, when, puir body, he was sand-blind with infirmity. In his latter days he was hardly able to crawl about alane ; but ijsed to sit resting himself on the truff seat before our door, lean- ing forit his head on his stafr, and find- THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. 162 ing a kind of pleasure in feeling the beams of God’s ain sun beaking on him. A blackbird, that he had tamed, hung above his head in a whand cage of my 'faither’s making ; and he had taken a pride in learning it to whistle twa or three turns of his ain favourite sang, “ Ower the Water to Charlie.” I recollect, as well as yesterday, that on the Sundays he wore a braid bannet with a red worsted cherry on the tap o’t ; and l^d a single-breasted coat, square in the tails, of light Gilmerton blue, with plaited white buttons, bigger than crown pieces. His waistcoat was low in the neck, and had flap pouches, wherein he kept his mull for rappee, and his tobacco box. To look at him, wi’ his rig-and-fur Shetland hose pulled up ower his knees, and his big glancing buckles in his shoon^ sitting at our door- cheek, clean and tidy as he was kept, was just as if one of the ancient patriarchs had been left on earth, to let succeeding survivors witness a picture of hoary and venerable eld. Puir body, mony a bit Gibraltar-rock and ginger- bread did he give to me, as he would pat me on the head, and prophesy that I would be a great man yet ; and sing me bits of auld sangs, about the bloody times of the Rebellion and Prince Charlie. There was nothing that I liked so well as to hear him set a-going with his auld warld stories and lilts ; though my mother used sometimes tb say, ‘ ‘ Wheesht, grandfaither, ye ken it’s no canny to let out a word of thae things ; let byganes be byganes, and forgotten.” He never liked to gie trouble, so a rebuke of this kind would put a tether to his tongue for a wee ; but when we were left by ourselves, I used aye to egg him on to tell me what he had come through in his far-away travels beyond the broad seas ; and of the famous battles he had seen and shed his precious blood in ; for his pinkie was hacked off by a dragoon of Cornel Gardiner’s down by at PfestOfipans, and he had catched a bullet with his ankle over in the north at Culloden. So it was no wonder that he liked to crack about these times, though they had brought him muckle and no little mischief, hav- ing obliged him to skulk like another Cain among the Highland hills and heather, for many a long month and day, homeless and hungry. Not daur- ing to be seen in his own country, where his head would have been chacked off like a sybo, he took leg-bail in a ship, over the sea, among the Dutch folk ; where he followed out his lawful trade of a cooper, making girrs for the her- ring barrels, and so on ; and sending, when he could find time and oppor- tunity, such savings from his wages as he could afford, for the maintenance of his wife and small family of three help- less weans, that he had been obliged to leave, dowie and destitute, at their native home of pleasant Dalkeith. At lang and last, when the breeze had blown ower, and the feverish pulse of the country began to grow calm and cobl, auld grandfaither took a longing to see his native land ; and, thougli not free of jeopardy from king’s cutters on the sea, and from spies on shore, he risked his neck over in a sloop from Rotterdam to Aberlady, that came across with a valuable cargo of smuggled gin. When grandfaither had been obliged to take the wings of flight for the preservation of his life and liberty, my faither was a wean at grannie’s breast ; so, by her fending, — for she was a canny, in- dustrious body, and kept a bit shop, in the which she sold oatmeal and red her- rings, needles and prins, potaties and tape, and cabbage, and what not, — he had grown a strapping laddie of eleven or twelve, helping his two sisters, one of whom perished of the measles in the dear year, to gang errands, chap sand, carry water, and keep the housie clean. 1 have heard him say, when auld gran- faither came to their door at the dead of night, tirling, like a thief o’ darkness. AN ENT AULD GRANDFAITHER, ETC, 163 at the window-brod to get in, that he was so altered in his voice and lingo, that no living soul kenned him, not even the wife of his bosom ; so he had to put grannie in mind of things that had happened between them, before she would allow my faither to lift the sneck, or draw the bar. Many and many a year, for gude kens how long after, I’ve heard tell that his speech was so Dutchified as to be scarcely kenspeckle to a Scotch European ; but Nature is powerful, and in the course of time he came in the upshot to gather his words together like a Christian. Of my auntie Bell, that, as I haVe just said, died of measles in the deat year, at the age of fourteen, I have no story to tell but one, and that a short one, though not without a sprinkling of interest. Among her other ways of doing, grannie kept a cow, and sold the milk round about to the neighbours in a pitcher, whiles carried by my faither, and whiles by my aunties, at the ransom of a ha’penny the mutchkin. Well, ye observe, that the cow ran yield, and it was as plain as pease that the cow was with calf ; — Geordie Drowth, the horse- doctor, could have made solemn afd- davy on that head. So they waited on, and better waited on, for the prowie’s calving, keeping it upon draff and ait- strae in the byre ; till one morning every thing seemed in a fair way, and my auntie Bell was set out to keep watch and ward. Some of her companions, howsoever, chancing to come by, took her out to the back of the house to have a game at the pallall ; and, in the interim, Donald Bogie, the tinkler from Yet- holm, came and left his little jackass in the byre, while he was selling about his crockery of cups and saucers and brown plates, on the auld ane, through the town, in two creels. In the middle of auntie Bell’s game, she heard an unco noise in the byre ; and, kenning that she had neglected her charge, she ran round the gable, and opened the door in a great hurry ; when, seeing the beastie, she pulled it to again, and fleeing^ half Out of breath, into the kitchen, cried, ‘‘Come away, come away, mother, as fast as ye can. Eh, lyst, the cow’s cauffed, — and it’s a cuddie ! ” The weaver he gaed the stair. Dancing and singing ; A bunch o’ bobbins at his back. Rattling and ringing. Old So7ig. My own faither, that is to say, auld Mansie Wauch, with regard to myself, but young Mansie, with reference to my grandfaither, after having run the errands, and done his best to grannie during his early years, was^ at the age of thirteen, as I have heard him tell, bound a ’pren- tice to the weaver trade, which, from that day and date, for better for worse, he prosecuted to the hour of his death ; — I should rather have said to within a fortnight o’t, for he lay fot that time in the mortal fever, that cut through the thread of his existence. Alas ! as Job says^ “ How time flies like a weaver’s shuttle ! ” He was a tall, thin, lowering man, blackaviced, and something in the phy- sog like myself, though scarcely so weel- faured ; with a kind of blueness about his chin, as if his beard grew of that colour, — which I scarcely think it would do, but might arise either from the dust of the blue cloth, constantly flying about the shop, taking a rest there, or from his having a custom of giving it a rub now and then with his finger.and thumb, both of which were dyed of that colour, as well as his apron, from rubbing against and handling the webs of checkit claith in the loom. Ill would it become me, I trust a dutiful son, to say that my faither was anything but a decent, industrious, hard- 164 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. working man, doing everything for the good of his family, and vi^inning the respect of all that kenned the value of his worth. As to his decency, few — very few indeed — laid beneath the mools of Dalkeith kirkyard, made their beds there, leaving a better name behind them • and as to industry, it is but little to say that he toiled the very flesh off his bones, ca’ing the shuttle from Mon- day morning till Saturday night, from the rising up of the sun even to the going down thereof ; and whiles, when opportunity led him, or occasion re- quired, digging and delving away at the bit kail-yard, till moon and stars were in the lift, and the dews of heaven that fell on his head were like the oil that flowed from Aaron's beard, even to the skirts of his garment. But what will ye say there ? Some are born with a silver spoon in their mouths, and others with a parritch-stick. Of the latter was my faither, for, with all his fechting, he never was able much more than to keep our heads above the ocean of debt. Whatever was denied him, a kind Pro- vidence, howsoever, enabled him to do that ; and so he departed this life, con- tented, leaving to my mother and me, the two survivors, the prideful remembrance of being, respectively, she the widow, and me the son, of an honest man. Some left with twenty thousand cannot boast so much ; so ilka ane has their comforts. Having never entered much into pub- lic life, further than attending the kirk twice every Sabbath, and thrice when there was evening service, the days of my faither glided over like the waters of a deep river that make little noise in their course ; so I do not know whether to lament or rejoice at having almost nothing to record of him. Had Bona- parte as little ill to account for, it would be well this day for him ; but, losh me ! I had amaist skipped ower his wed- ding. In the five-and-twentieth year of his age, he had fallen in love with my mother, Marion Laverock, at the christening of a neebour’s bairn, where they both happened to forgather, little, I daresay, jalousing, at the time their een first met, that fate had destined them for a pair, and to be the honoured parents of me, their only bairn. Seeing my father’s heart was catched as in the net of the fowler, she took every lawful means, such as adding another knot to her cockernony, putting up her hair in screw curls, and so on, to follow up her advantage ; the result of all which was, that after three months’ courtship, she wrote a letter out to her friends at Loanhead, telling them of what was more than likely to happen, and giving a kind invitation to such of them as might think it worth their whiles, to come in and be spectators of the cere- mony. And a prime day I am told they had of it, having, by advice of more than one, consented to make it a penny wedding ; and hiring Deacon Lawrie’s malt-barn at five shillings for the express purpose. Many yet living, among whom James Batter, who was the best man, and Duncan Imrie, the heel-cutter in the Fleshmarket Close, are yet above- board to bear solemn testimony to the grandness of the occasion, and the un- countable numerousness of the com- pany, with such a display of mutton broth, swimming thick with raisins, — and roasted jiggets of lamb, — to say nothing of mashed turnips and champed potatoes, — as had not been seen in the wide parish of Dalkeith in the memory of man. It was not only my faither’s bridal day, but it brought many a lad and lass together by way of partners at foursome reels and Hieland jigs, whose courtship did not end in smoke, couple above couple dating the day of their happiness from that famous forgathering. There were no less than three fiddlers, two of them blind with the sma’-pox, and one naturally, and a piper with his ANENT AULD GRANDFAITHER, ETC, 165 drone and chanter, playing as many pibrochs as would have deaved a mill- happer, — all skirling, scraping, and bumming away throughither, the whole afternoon and night, and keeping half the country-side dancing, capering, and cutting, in strathspey step and quick time, as if they were without a weary, or had not a bone in their bodies. In the days of darkness the whole concern ■vVould have been imputed to magic and glamour ; and douce folk, finding how they were transgressing over their usual bounds, would have looked about them for the wooden pin that auld Michael Scott the warlock drave in behind the door, leaving the family to dance themselves to death at their leisure. Had the business ended in dancing, so far well, for a sound sleep would have brought a blithe wakening, and all be tight and right again ; but, alas and alackaday ! the violent heat and fume of foment they were all thrown into caused the emptying of so many ale-tankers, and the swallowing of so muckle toddy, by way of cooling and refreshing the company, that they all got as fou as the Baltic ; and many ploys, that shall be nameless, were the result of a sober ceremony, whereby two douce and decent people, Mansie Wauch, my honoured faither, and Marion Laverock, my re- spected mother, were linked together, for better for worse, in the lawful bonds of honest wedlock. It seems as if Providence, reserving every thing famous and remarkable for me, allowed little or nothing of con- sequence to happen to my faither, who had ‘few crooks in his lot ; at least, I never learned, either from him or any other body, of any adventures likely seriously to interest the world at large. I have heard tell, indeed, that he once got a terrible fright by taking the bounty, during the American war, from an Eirish corporal, of the name of Dochart O’Flaucherty, at Dalkeith fair, when he was at his ’prenticeship ; he, not being accustomed to malt-liquor, having got fouish and frisky — which was not his natural disposition — over half-a-bottle of potter. F rom this it will easily be seen, in the first place, that it would be with a fecht that his master would get him off, by obliging the corpotal to take back the trepan money ; in the second place, how long a date back it is since the Eirish began to be the death of us ; and in conclusion, that my hon- oured faither got such a fleg as to spane him effectually, for the space of ten years, from every drinkable stronger than good spring-well water. Let the unwary take caution ; and may this be a wholesome lesson to all whom it may concern. In this family history it becomes me, as an honest man, to make passing mention of my faither’s sister, auntie Mysie, that married a carpenter and undertaker in the town of Jedburgh ; and who, in the course of nature and industry, came to be in a prosperous and thriving way ; indeed so much so, as to be raised from the rank of a pri- vate head of a family, and at last elected, by a majority of two votes over a famous cow-doctor, a member of the town- council itself. There is a good story, howsoever, connected with this business, with which I shall make myself free to wind up this somewhat fusty and fuzzionless chapter. Well, ye see, some great lord, — I forget his name, but no matter, — that had made a most tremendous sum of money, either by foul or fair means, among the blacks in the East Indies, had returned before he died, to lay his bones at home, as yellow as a Limerick glove, and as rich as Dives in the New Testament. He kept flunkies with plush small-clothes, and sky-blue coats with scarlet-velvet cuffs and collars, — lived like a princie, and settled, as I said before, in the neighbourhood of Jedburgh. The body, though as brown as a THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. 1 66 toad’s back, was as pridefu’ and full of power as auld king Nebuchadneisher ; and how to exhibit all his purple and fine linen, he aye thought and better thought, till at last the happy deter- mination came ower his mind like a flash of lightning, to invite the bailies, deacons, and town-council, all in a body, to come in and dine with him. Save us ! what a brushing of coats, such a switching of stoury trousers, and bleaching of white cotton stockings, as took place before the catastrophe of the feast, never before happened since Jed- dart was a burgh. Some of them that were forward, and geyan bold in the spirit, crawed aloud for joy at being able to boast that they had received an invitation letter to dine with a great lord; while others, as proud as pea- cocks of the honour, yet not very sure as to their being up to the trade of behaving themselves at the tables of the great, were mostly dung stupid with not kenning what to think. A council meeting or two was held in the gloamings, to take such a serious business into consideration; some ex- pressing their fears and inward down- sinking, while others cheered them up with a fillip of pleasant consolation. Scarcely a word of the matter for which they were summoned together by the town-oflisher — and which was about the mending of the old bell-rope — was dis- cussed by any of the.m. So, after a sowd of toddy was swallowed, with the hopes of making them brave men, and good soldiers of the magistracy, they all plucked up a proud spirit, and, do or die, determined to march in a body up to the gate, and forward to the table of his lordship. My uncle, who had been one of the ringleaders of the chicken-hearted, crap away up among the rest, with his new blue coat on, shining fresh from the ironing of the goose, but keeping well among the thick, to be as little ken- speckle as possible ; for all the folk of the town were at their doors and win- dows to witness the great occasion of the town-council going away up like gentlemen of rank to take their dinner with his lordship. That it was a ter- rible trial to all cannot be for a moment denied ; yet some of them behaved themselves deceptly ; and if we confess that others trembled in the knees, as if they were rnarching to a field of battle, it was all in the course of human pature. Y et ye would wonder how they came on by degrees ; and, to cut a long tale short, at length found themselves in a great big room, like a palace in a fairy tale, full of grand pictures with gold frames, and looking-glasses like the side of a house, where they could see down to their very shoes. For a while they were like men in a dream, per- fectly dazzled and dumfoundered ; and it was five minutes before they could either see a seat, or think of sitting down. With the reflection of the lopk- ing-glasses, one of the bailies was so possessed within himself that he tried to chair himself 'where chair was none, and landed, not very softly, on the car- pet ; while another of the deacons, a fat and dumpy man, as he was trying to mak e a bow, and throw out his leg behind him, tramped on a favourite Newfound- land dog’s tail, that, wakening opt of his slumbers with a yell that made the roof ring, played djrive against my uncle, who was standing abaft, and wheeled him like a butterflee, side foremost, against a table with a heap o’ flowers on’t, where, in trying to kep himself, he drove his head, like a battering ram, through a looking-glass, and bleached back on his hands and feet on the carpet. Seeing what had happened, they were all frightened ; but his lordship, after laughing heartily, was politer, and kent better about manners than all that ; so, bidding the flunkies hurry away with the fragments of the china jugs and jars. ANENT AULD GRANDFAITHER, ETC. 167 they found themselves, sweating with terror and vexation, ranged along silk settees, cracking about the weather and other wonderfuls. Such a dinner ! The fume of it went round about their hearts like myrrh and frankincense. The landlord took the head of the table, the bailies the right and left of him ; the deacons and councillors were ranged along the sides like files of sodgers ; and the chaplain, at the foot, said grace. It is entirely out of the power of man to set down on paper all that they got to eat and drink ; and such was the effect of French cookery, that they did not ken fish from flesh. Howsoever, for all that, they laid their lugs in everything ' that lay before them, and what they could not eat with forks, they supped with spoons ; so it was all to one purpose. When the dishes were removing, each had a large blue glass bowl full of water, and a clean calendered damask towel, put down by a smart flunkey before him ; and many of them that had not helped themselves well to the wine while they were eating their steaks and French frigassees, were now vexed to death on that score, imagining that nothing remained for them but to dight their nebs and flee up. Ignorant folk should not judge rashly, and the worthy town- council were here in error ; for their surmises, however feasible, did the landlord wrong. In a minute they had fresh wine decanters ranged down before them, filled with liquors of all variety of colours, red, green, and blue ; and the table was covered with dishes full of jargonelles and pippins, raisins and almonds, shell walnuts and plum-damases, with nut- crackers, and everything else they could think of eating ; so that after drinking “The King, and long life to him,” and “The constitution of the country ^t home and abroad,” and “ Success to trade,’ and ‘A good harvest,’ and ‘May ne’er waur be among us,’ and “Botheration to the French,” and “ Corny toes and short shoes to the foes of old Scotland,” and so on, their tongues began at length not to be so tacked ; and the weight of their own dignity, that had taken flight before his lordship, came back and rested on their shoulders. In the course of the evening, his lordship whispered to one of the flunkies to bring in some things — they could not hear what — as the company might like them. The wise ones thought within themselves that the best aye comes hind- most ; so in brushed a powdered valet, with three dishes on his arm of twisted black things, just like sticks of Gibraltar- rock, but different in the colour. Bailie Bowie helped himself to a jargonelle, and Deacon Purves to a wheen raisins ; and my uncle, to show that he was not frightened, and kent what he was about, helped himself to one of the long black things, which, without much ceremony, he shoved into his mouth, and began to. Two or three more, seeing that my uncle was up to trap, followed his example, and chewed away like nine-year olds. Instead of the curious-looking black thing being sweet as honey, — for so they expected, — they soon found they had catched a Tartar ; for it had a con- founded bitter tobacco taste. Manners, however, forbade them laying it down again, more especially as his lordship, like a man dumfoundered, was aye keeping his eye on them. So away they chewed, and better chewed, and whammelled them round in their mouths, first in one cheek, and then in the other, taking now and then a mouth- ful of drink to wash the trash down, then chewing away again, and syne another whammel from one cheek to the other, and syne another mouthful, while the whole time their een were staring in their heads like mad, and the faces they made may be imagined, but cannot be described. His lordship gave his eyes a rub, and thought he was THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. 1 68 dreaming, but no — there they were bodily, chewing and whammelling, and making faces ; so no wonder that, in keeping in his laugh, he sprung a button from his waistcoat, and was like to drop down from his chair, through the floor, in an ecstasy of astonishment, seeing they were all growing sea-sick, and as pale as stucco-images. Frightened out of his wits at last, that he would be the death of the whole council, and that more of them would poison themselves, he took up one of the cigars, — every one knows cigars now, for they are fashionable among the very sweeps, — which he lighted at the candle, and commenced puffing like a tobacco- pipe. , . My uncle and the rest, if they were ill before, were worse now ; so when they got to the open airj instead of growing better, they grew sicker and sicker, till ..they were waggling from side to side like ships in a storm ; and, no kenning whether their heels or heads were uppermost, went spinning round about like peeries. “ A little spark may make muckle warki” It is perfectly wonderful what great events spring out of trifles, or what seem to common eyes but trifles. I do not allude to the nine days’ deadly sickness, that was the legacy of every one that ate his cigar, but to the awful truth, that at the next election of councillors, my poor uncle Jamie was completely blackballed — a general spite having been taken to him in the town- hall, on account of having led the magistracy wrong, by doing what he ought to have let alone, thereby mak- ing himself and the rest a topic of amusement to the world at large, for many and many a month. Others, to be sure, it becomes me to mention, have another version of the story, and impute the cause of his hav- ing been turned out to the implacable wrath of old Bailie Bogie, whose best black coat, square in the tails, that he had worn only on the Sundays for nine years, was totally spoiled, on their way home in the dark from his lordship’s, by a tremendous blash that my unfortunate uncle happened, in the course of nature, to let flee in the frenzy of a deadly upthrowing. — The Life of Mansie Wauch, Tailor in Dalkeith, JOHN BROWN; OR, THE HOUSE IN THE MUIR. John Brown, the Ayr, or as he was more commonly designated by the neighbours, the Religious, Carrier, had been absent, during the month of January (1685), from his home in the neighbourhood of Muirkirk, for several days. The weather, in the mean- time, had become extremely stormy, and a very considerable fall of snow had taken place. His only daughter, a girl of about eleven years of age, had frequently, during the afternoon of Saturday, looked out from the cottage door into the drift, in order to report to her mother, who was occupied with the nursing of an infant brother, the anxious occurrences of the evening. “ Help,” too, the domestic cur, had not remained an uninterested spectator of the general anxiety, but by several fruitless and silent excursions into the night, had given indisputable testimony that the object of his search had not yet neared the solitary shieling. It was a JOHN BROWN, 69 long, and a wild road, lying over an almost trackless muir, along which John Brown had to come ; and the cart track, which even in better weather, and with the advantage of more daylight, might easily be mis- taken, had undoubtedly, ere this, be- come invisible. Besides, John had long been a marked bird, having rendered himself obnoxious to the “powers that were,” by his adherence to the Sanquhar declaration, his attending field-preach- ings, or as they were termed ‘ ‘ conventi- cles, ” his harbouring of persecuted minis- ters, and, above all, by a moral, a sober, and a proverbially devout and religious conduct. In an age when immorality was held to be synonymous with loyalty, and irreligion with non-resistance and passive obedience, it was exceedingly dangerous to wear such a character, and, accordingly, there had not been wanting information to the prejudice of this quiet and godly man. Clavers, who, ever since the affair of Drumclog, had discovered more of the merciless and revengeful despot than of the veteran or hero, had marked his name, according to reporfi in his black list ; and when once Clavers had taken his resolution and his measures, the Lord have mercy upon those against whom these were pointed ! He seldom hesitated in carrying his plans into effect, although his path lay over the trampled and lacerated feelings of humanity. Omens, too, of an un- friendly and evil-boding import, had not been wanting in the cottage of John to increase the alarm. The cat had mewed suspiciously, had appeared restless, and had continued to glare in hideous indication from beneath the kitchen bed. The death-watch, which had not been noticed since the decease of the gudeman’s mother, was again, in the breathless pause of listening sus- pense, heard to chick distinctly ; and the cock, instead of crowing, as on ordinary occasions, immediately before day-dawn, had originated a sudden and alarming flap of his wings, succeeded by a fearful scream, long before the usual bed-time. It was a gloomy crisis ; and after a considerable time spent in dark and despairing reflection, the even- ing lamp was at last trimmed, and the peat fire repaired into something approaching to a cheerful flame. But all would not do ; for whilst the soul with- in is disquieted and in suspense, all external means and appliances are inadequate to procure comfort, or impart even an air of cheerfulness. At last Help suddenly lifted his head from the hearth, shook his ears, sprung to his feet, and with something betwixt a growl and a bark, rushed towards the door, at which the yird drift was now entering copiously. It was, however, a false alarm. The cow had moved beyond the “hallan^” or the mice had come into sudden contact, and squeaked behind the rafters. John, too, it was reasoned betwixt mother and daughter, was always so regular and pointed in his arrivals, and this being Saturday night, it was not a little or an insignificant obstruction that could have prevented him from being home, in due time, at least, for family worship. His cart, in fact, had usually been pitched up, with the trams supported against the peat- stack, by two o’clock in the afternoon ; and the evening of his arrival from his weekly excursion to Ayr was always an occasion of affectionate intercourse, and more than ordinary interest. Whilst his disconsolate wife, therefore, turned her eyes towards her husband’s chair, and to the family Bible, which lay in a “bole” within reach of his hand, and at the same time listened to the howling and intermitting gusts of the storm, she could not avoid — it was not in nature that she should — contrasting her pre- sent with her former situation ; thus imparting even to objects of the most 170 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, kindly and comforting association, all the livid and darkening hues of her dis- consolate mind. But there is a depth and a reach in true aud genuine piety, which the plummet of sorrow may never measure. True religion sinks into the heart as the refreshing dew does into the chinks and the crevices of the dry and parched soil ; and the very fissures of affliction, the cleavings of the soul, present a more ready and inviting, as well as efficient access, to the softening influence of ‘piety. This poor woman began gradually to think less of danger, and more of God — to consider as a set-off against all her fruitless uneasiness, the vigilance and benevolence of that powerful Being, to whom, and to whose will, the elements, in all their combinations and relations, are subservient ; and having quieted her younger child in the cradle, and in- timated her intention by a signal to her daughter, she proceeded to take down the family Bible, and to read out in a soft, and subdued, but most devout and impressive voice, the following lines : — I waited for the Lord my God, And patiently did bear ; At length to me he did incline My voice and cry to hear. These two solitary worshippers of Him whose eyes are on the just, and whose ear is open to their cry, had proceeded to the beginning of the fourth verse of this psalm, and were actually employed in singing with an increased and in- creasing degree of fervour and devotion, the following trustful and consolatory expressions — O blessed is the man whose trust Upon the Lord relies, when the symphony of another and a well-known voice was felt to be present, and they became at once assured that the beloved object of their solicitude had joined them, unseen and unperceived, in the worship. This was felt by all to be as it ought to have been ; nor did the natural and instinctive desire to accom- modate the weary and snow-covered traveller with such conveniences and appliances as his present condition mani- festly demanded, prevent the psalm-sing- ing from going on, and the service from being finished with all suitable decency. Having thus, in the first instance, rendered thanks unto God, and blessed and magnified that mercy which per- vades, and directs, and over-rules every agent in nature, no time was lost in attending to the secondary objects of inquiry and manifestation, and the kind heart overflowed, whilst the tongue and the hand were busied in “answer meet” and in “ accommodation suitable.” In all - the wide range of Scotland’s muirs and mountains, straths and glens, there was noj: to be found this evening a happier family than that over which John Brown, the religious carrier, now presided. The affectionate inquiries and solicitous attentions of his wife, — of his partner trusty and tried, npt only under the cares and duties of life, but in the faith, in the bonds of the covenant, and in all the similarity of sentiment and apprehension upon religious sub- jects, without which no matrimonial union can possibly ensure happiness, — were deeply felt and fully appreciated. They two had sat together in the “Tor- wood,” listening to the free and fearless accents of excommunication, as they rolled in dire and in blasting destiny from the half-inspired lips of the learned and intrepid Mr Donald Cargill. They had, at the risk of their lives, harboured for a season, and enjoyed the comfortable communion and fellowship of Mr Richard Cameron, immediately previous to his death in the unfortunate rencounter at “Airsmoss.” They had followed into and out the shire of Ayr, the zealous and eloquent Mr John King, and that even in spite of the interdict of council, and after that a price had been set upon the preacher’s head. Their oldest child had been baptised by a Presbyterian and ejected minister under night, and JOHN BROWN, 17 1 in the midst of a wreath of snow, and the youngest was still awaiting the arrival of an approven servant of God, to receive the same sanctified ordinance. And if at times a darker thought passed suddenly across the disc of their sunny hearts, and if the cause of a poor persecuted remnant, the interests of a reformed, and suffering, and bleeding church, supervened in cloud upon the general quietude ajid acquiescence of their souls, this was instantly relieved and dispersed by a deeper, and more sanctified and mpre trustful tone of feeling ; whilst amidst the twilight beams of prophecy, and the invigorating exercise of faith, the heart was dis^ ciplined and habituated into hope, and reliance, and assurance. And if at times the halloo, and the yells, and the clatter of persecution, were heard upon the hill-side, or up the glen, where the Covenanters’ Cave was discovered, and five honest men were butchered under a sunny iporning, and in cold bipod, — and if the voice of Clavers, or of his immediate deputy in the work of bloody oppression, “ Red Rob,” came occasionally in the accents of yindictive exclamation, upon the breeze of evening ; yet hitherto the humble “Cottage in the Muir ” had escaped potice, and the tread and tramp of man and horse had passed mercifully, and almost miracu: lously by. The geperal current of events closed in upon such occasional sources of agitation and alarm, leaving the house in the muir in possession of all that domestic happiness, and even quietude, which its retirement and its inmates were calculated to ensure and to participate. Early next morning the cottage of John Brown was surrounded by a troop of dragoons, with Clavers at their head. John, who had probably a presenti- ment of what might happen, urged his wife and daughter to remain within doors, insisting that as the soldiers were, in all likelihood, in search of some other individual, he should soon be able to dis- miss them. By this time the noise, oc- casioned by the trampling and neighing of horses, commingled with the hoarse and husky laugh and vociferations of the dragoons, had brought John, half- dressed and in his night-cap, to the door. Clavers immediately accosted him by name ; and in a manner peculiar to himself, intended for something betwixt the expression of fun and irony, he pro- ceeded to make inquiries respecting one “ Samuel Aitkin, a godly man, and a minister of the word, onp outrageously addicted to prayer, and occasionally found with the sword of the flesh in one hand, and that of the spirit in the other, disseminating sedition, and propagat- ing disloyalty among his Majesty’s lieges. ” John admitted at once th^t the worthy person referred to was not unknown to him, asserting, however, at the same time, that of his present residence or place of hiding he was not free to speak. “No doubt, no doubt,” r^^joined the questioner, “you, to be sure, know nothing! — how should you, all innocence and ignorance as you are ? But here is a little chip of the old block, which may probably recollect better, and save us the trouble of blowing out her father’s brains, just by way of making him re- member a little more accurately.” “You, my little farthing rush-light,” continued “Red Rob,”* alighting from his horse, aud seizing the girl rudely, and with prodigious force by the wrists, — “ you remember an old man with a long beard and a bald head, who was here a few days ago, baptizing your sister, and giving many good advices to father and mother, and who is now * “Red Rob,” the “Bothwell,” probably, of “ Old Mortality,” was, in fact, the right hand man of Clavers on all occasions, and has caused himself long to be remembered amidst the peasantry of the West of Scotland, not only by the dragoon’s red cloak, which he wore, but still more by his hands, crimsoned in the blood of his countrj’-men ! 172 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, within a few miles of this house, just up in a nice snug cave in the glen there, to which you can readily and instantly conduct us, you know ?” The girl looked first at her mother, who had now advanced into the doorway, then at her father, and latterly drooped her head, and continued to preserve a complete silence. “ And so,” continued the questioner, “you are dumb; you cannot speak; your tongue is a little obstinate or so, and you must not tell family secrets. But what think you, my little chick, of speaking with your fingers, of having a pat and a proper and a pertinent answer just ready, my love, at your finger ends, as one may say. As the Lord lives, and as my soul lives, but this will make a dainty nose- gay” (displaying a thumbikin or finger- screw) ‘‘ for my sweet little Covenanter ; and then” (applying the instrument of torture, meanwhile, and adjusting it to the thumb) “ you will have no manner of trouble whatever in recollecting yourself ; it will just come to you like the lug of a stoup, and .don’t knit your brows so” (for the pain had become in- sufferable) ; “then we shall have you quite chatty and amusing, I warrant.” The mother, who could stand this no longer, rushed upon the brutal execu- tioner, and with expostulations, threats, and the most impassioned entreaties, endeavoured to relax the questioner’s twist. “Can you^ mistress, recollect any- thing of this man we are in quest of?” resumed Clavers, haughtily. “It may save us both some trouble, and your daughter a continuance and increase of her present suffering, if you will just have the politeness to make us acquaint- ed with what you happen to know upon the subject.” The poor woman seemed for an instant to hesitate ; and her daughter looked most piteously and distractedly into her countenance, as if expectant and desirous of respite. through her mother’s compliance. “ Woman !” exclaimed the husband, in a tone of indignant surprise, “hast thou so soon forgot thy God ? And shall the fear of anything which man can do induce thee to betray innocent blood ?” He said no more ; but he had said enough, for from that instant the whole tone of his wife’s feelings was changed, and her soul was wound up as if by the hand of Orrinipotence, into resolution and daring. “Bravo!” exclaimed the arch persecutor, “ Bravo ! old Canticles ; thou word’st it well ; and so you three pretty innocents have laid your holy heads together, and you have resolved to die, should it so please God and us, with a secret in your breast, and a lie in your mouth, like the rest of your psalm-singing, hypocritical, cant- ing sect, rather than discover gude Mr Aitkin ! — pious Mr Aitken ! — worthy Mr Aitken ! But we shall try what light this little telescope of mine will afford upon the subject,” pointing at the same time to a carabine or holster pistol, which hung suspended from the saddle of his horse. “ This cold frosty morning,” continued Clavers, “requires that one should be employed, were it for no other purpose than just to gain heat by the exercise. And so, old pragmatical, in order that yoii may not catch cold, by so early an exposure to the keen air, we will take the liberty, ” (hereupon the whole troop gathered round, and presented muskets), “for the benefit of society, and for the honour and safety of the King, never to speak of the glory of God and the good of souls, — simply and unceremoniously, and in the neatest and most expeditious manner imaginable, to blow out your b7'ains.^' John Brown dropped down instantly, and as it were instinctively, upon his knees, whilst his wife stood by in seeming composure, and his daughter had happily become insensible to all external objects and transactions whatever. “What ! ” exclaimed Clavers, JOHN BROWN 173 “ and so you must pray too, to be sure, and we shall have a last speech and a dying testimony lifted up in the pre- sence of peat-stack and clay walls and snow wreaths ; but as these are pretty staunch and confirmed loyalists, I do not care though we entrust you with five minutes of devotional exercise, pro- vided you steer clear of King, Council, and Richard Cameron, — so proceed, good John, but be short and pithy. My lambs are not accustomed to long prayers, nor will they readily soften under the pathetic whining of your de- votions.” But in this last surmise Clavers was for once mistaken ; for the prayer of this poor and uneducated man ascended that morning in expressions at once so earnest, so devout, and so overpoweringly pathetic, that deep silence succeeded at last to oaths and ribaldry ; and as the following conclud- ing sentences were pronounced, there were evident marks of better and relent- ing feelings : — “ And now, gude Lord,” continued this death-doomed and truly Christian sufferer, “since Thou hast nae mair use for Thy servant in this world, and since it is Thy good and rightful pleasure that I should serve Thee better and love .Thee more else- where, I leave this puir widow woman, with the helpless and fatherless child- ren, upon Thy hands. We have been happy in each other here, and now that we are to part for awhile, we maun e’en look forward to a more perfect and enduring happiness hereafter. As for the puir blindfolded and infatuated creatures, the present ministers of Thy will. Lord, reclaim them from the error and the evil of their courses ere it be too late ; and may they who have sat in judgment and in oppression in this lonely place, and on this blessed morning, and upon a puir weak defence- less fellow-creature, find that mercy at last from Thee which they have this day refused to Thy unworthy but faithful servant.” “ Now, Isbel,” continued this defenceless and amiable martyr, “the time is come at last, of which, you know, I told you on that day when first I pro- posed to unite hand and heart with yours ; and are you willing, for the love of God and His rightful authority, to part with me thus ? ” To which the poor woman replied with perfect composure, “ The Lord gave, and He taketh away. I have had a sweet loan of you, my dear John, and I can part with you for His sake, as freely as ever I parted with a mouthful of meat to the hungiy, or a night’s lodging to the weary and be- nighted traveller.” So saying, she approached her still kneeling and blind- folded husband, clasped him round the neck, kissed and embraced him closely, and then lifting up her person into an attitude of determined endurance, and eyeing from head to foot every soldier who stood with his carabine levelled, she retired slowly and firmly to the spot which she had formerly occupied. “ Come, come, let’s have no more of this whining work,” interrupted Clavers suddenly. “ Soldiers ! do your duty.” But the words fell upon a circle of statues ; and though they all stood with their muskets presented, there was not a finger which had power to draw the fatal trigger. Then ensued an awful pause, through which a “ God Al- mighty bless your tender hearts,” was heard coming from the lips of the now agitated and almost distracted wife. But Clavers was not in the habit of giving his orders twice, or of expostu- lating with disobedience. So, extract- ing a pistol from the holster of his saddle, he primed and cocked it, and then walking firmly and slowly up through the circle close to the ear of his victim, There was a momentary murmur of dis- content and of disapprobation amongst the men as they looked upon the change which a single awful instant had effected ; and even “ Red Rob,” though 174 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. a Covenanting slug still stuck smarting by in his shoulder, had the hardihood to mutter, loud enough to be heard, “ By God, this is too bad ! ” The widow of John Brown gave one, and but one shriek of horror as the fatal engine exploded ; and then, addressing herself leisurely, as if to the discharge of some ordinary domestic duty, she began to unfold a napkin from her neck. “ What think ye, good woman, of your bonny man now ? ” vociferated Clavers, returning, at the same time, the pistol, with a plunge, into the holster from which it had been extracted. “I had always good reason,” replied the woman firmly and deliberately, “to think weel o’ him, and I think mair o’ him now than ever. But how will Graham of Claverhouse account to God and man for this morn- ing’s work ? ” continued the respondent firmly. “To man,” answered the ruffian, “ I can be answerable ; and as to God, I will take Him in my own hands.” He then marched off, and feft her with the corpse. She spread the napkin leisurely upon the snow, gathered up the scattered fragments of her hus- band’s head, covered his body with a plaid, and sitting down with her youngest and yet unbaptised infant, wept bitterly. The cottage, and the kail-yard, and the peat-stack, and the whole little establishment of John Brown, the religious carrier, have long disappeared from the heath and the muir ; but the little spot, within one of the windings of the burn, where the “ House in the Muir ” stood, is still green amidst sur- rounding heath ; and in the very centre of that spot there lies a slab, or flat stone, now almost covered over with grass, upon which, with a little clearing away of the moss from the faded characters, the following rude but expressive lines may still be read : — Clavers might murder godly Brown, But could not rob him of his crown ; Here in this place from earth he took departure. Now he has got the garland of the martyr. Blackwoods Magazine, 1822. TRADITIONS OR THE OLD TOLBOOTH OE EDINBURaH. By Robert Chambers, LL.D. Chapter I. Whosoever is fortunate enough to have seen Edinburgh previous to the year 1817 — when as yet the greater part of its pristine character was entire, and before the stupendous grandeur, and dense old-fashioned substantiality, which originally distinguished it, had been swept away by the united efforts of fire and foolery — must remember the Old Tolbooth. At the north-west eorner of St Giles’s Church, and almost in the very centre of a crowded street, stood this tall, narrow, antique, and gloomy-looking pile, with its black stancheoned windows opening through its dingy walls, like the apertures of a hearse, and having its western gable penetrated by sundry suspicious-looking holes, which occasionally served — horresco refer ens — for the projection of the gallows. The fabric was four stories high, and might occupy an area of fifty feet by thirty. At the west end there was a low projection of little TRADITIONS OF THE OLD TO LB 00 TH 175 more than one story, surmounted by a railed platform, which served for exe- cutions. This, as well as other parts of the building, contained shops. On the north side, there remained the marks of what had once been a sort of bridge communicating between the Tolbooth and the houses immediately opposite. This part of the building got the name of the “ Purses,” on account of its having been the place where, in former times, on the King’s birth-day, the magistrates delivered donations of as many pence as the King was years old to the same number of beggars or “blue-gowns.” There was a very dark room on this side, which was latterly used as a guard-house by the right venerable military police of Edinburgh, lDut which had formerly been the fashionable silk-shop of the father of the celebrated Francis Horner. At the east end there was nothing remarkable, except an iron box, attached to the wall, for the reception of small donations in behalf of the poor prisoners, over which was a painted board, containing some quotations from Scripture. In the lower flat of the south and sunny side, besides a shop, there was a den for the accommodation of the outer door-keeper, and where it was necessary to apply when admission was required, and the old gray-haired man was not found at the door. The main door was at the bottom of the great turret or turnpike stair, which projected from the south-east corner. It was a small but very strong door, full of large headed nails, and having an enormous lock, with a flap to conceal the keyhole^ which could itself be locked, but was generally left open. One important feature in the externals of the Tolbooth was, that about one third of the building, including the turnpike, was of ashlar work — that is, smooth freestone — while the rest seemed of coarser and more modern construction, besides having a turnpike about the centi'e, without a door at the bottom. The floors of the “west end,” as it was always called, were somewhat above the level of those in the “east end,” and in recent times the purposes of these different quarters was quite distinct — the former containing the debtors, and the latter the criminals. As the ‘ ‘ east end” contained the hall in which the Scottish Parliament formerly met, we may safely suppose it to have been the oldest part of the building — an hypothesis which derives additional credit from the various appearance of the two quarters — the one having been apparently de- signed for a more noble purpose than the other. The eastern division must have been of vast antiquity, as James the Third fenced a Parliament in it, and the magistrates of Edinburgh let the lower flat for booths or shops, so early as the year 1480. On passing the outer door, where the rioters of 1736 thundered with their sledge-hammers, and finally burnt down all that interposed between them and their prey, the keeper instantly in- volved the entrant in darkness by re- closing the gloomy portal. A flight of about twenty steps then led to an inner door, which, being duly knocked, was opened by a bottle-nosed personage denominated “ Peter,” who, like his sainted namesake, always carried two or three large keys. You then entered “ the hall,” which, being free to all the prisoners except those of the “east end,” was usually filled with a crowd of shabby-looking, but very merry loungers* This being also the chapel of the jail, contained an old pulpit of singular fashion, — such a pulpit as one could imagine John Knox to have preached from ; which, indeed, he was tradi- tionally said to have actually done. At the right-hand side of the pulpit was a door leading up the large turn- pike to the apartments occupied by the criminals, one of which was of plate-iron. This door was always shut. 176 THE BOOH OF SCOTTISH STORY, except when food was taken up to the prisoners. On the north side of the hall was the “Captain’s Room,” a small place like a counting-room, but adorned with two fearful old muskets and a sword, together with the sheath of a bayonet, and one or two bandoliers, alike understood to hang there for the defence of the jail. On the west end of the hall hung a board, on which — the production, pro- bably, of some insolvent poetaster — were inscribed the following emphatic lines : — A prison is a house of care, A place where none can thrive, A touchstone true to try a friend, A grave for men alive — Sometimes a place of right. Sometimes a place of wrong, Sometimes a place for jades and thieves. And honest men among. The historical recollections connected with “the hall” ought not to be passed over. Here Mary delivered what Lindsay and other old historians call her “painted orations.” Here Murray wheedled, and Morton frowned. This was the scene of Charles’s ill-omened attempts to revoke the possessions of the Church ; and here, when his com- missioner, Nithsdale, was deputed to urge that measure, did the Presbyterian nobles prepare to set active violence in opposition to the claims of right and the royal will. On that occasion, old Belhaven, under pretence of infirmity, took hold of his neighbour, the Earl of Dumfries, with one hand, while with the other he grasped a dagger beneath his clothes, ready, in case the act of revocation were passed, to plunge it in- to his bosom. From the hall a lobby extended to the bottom of the central staircase already mentioned, which led to the different apartments — about twelve in number — appropriated to the use of the debtors. This stair was narrow, spiral, and steep — three bad qualities, which the stranger found but imperfectly obviated by the use of a greasy rope that sei^ved by way of balustrade. This nasty con- venience was not rendered one whit more comfortable by the intelligence, usually communicated by some of the inmates, that it had hanged a man ! In the apartments to which this stair led, there was nothing remarkable, except that in one of them part of the wall seemed badly plastered. This was the temporary covering of the square hole 'through which the gallows-tree was planted. We remember communing with a person who lodged in this room at the time of an execution. He had had the curiosity, in the impossibility of seeing the execution, to try if he could feel it. At the time when he heard the psalms and other devotions of the culprit concluded, and when he knew, from the awful silence of the crowd, that the signal was just about to be given, he sat down upon the end of the beam, and soon after distinctly felt the motion occasioned by the fall of the unfortunate person, and thus, as it were, played at “see-saw” with the criminal. The annals of crime are of greater value than is generally supposed. Criminals form an interesting portion of mankind. They are entirely different from us — divided from us hy a pale which we will not, dare not overleap, but from the safe side of which we may survey, with curious eyes, the strange proceedings which go on beyond. They are interesting, often, on account of their courage — on account of their having dared something which we timorously and anxiously avoid. A murderer or a robber is quite as remarkable a person, for this reason, as a soldier who has braved some flesh- shaking danger. He must have given way to some excessive passion ; and all who have ever been transported beyond the bounds of reason by the violence of any passion whatever, are entitled to the wonder, if not the admiration, of 'the rest of the species. TRADITIONS OF THE OLD TOLBOOTH. 177 Among the inmates of the OldTolbooth, some of whom had inhabited it for many years, there were preseiwed a few legend- ary particulars respecting criminals of distinction, who had formerly been wdthin its walls. Some of these I have been fortunate enough to pick up. One of the most distinguished traits in the character of the Old Tolbooth was, that it had no power of retention over people of quality. It had some- thing like that faculty which Falstaff attributes to the lion and himself — of knowing men who ought to be respected on account of their rank. Almost every criminal of more than the ordinary rank ever yet confined in it, somehow or other contrived to get free. An insane peer, who, about the time of the Union, assassinated a schoolmaster that had married a girl to whom he had paid improper addresses, escaped while under sentence of death. We are uncertain whether the following curious fact re- lates to that nobleman, or to some other titled offender. It was contrived that the prisoner should be conveyed out of the Tolbooth in a trunk, and carried by a porter to Leith, where some sailors were to be ready with a boat to take him aboard a vessel about to leave Scotland. The plot succeeded so far as the escape from jail w^as concerned, but was knocked on the head by an unlucky and most ridiculous contretemps. It so happened that the porter, in arranging the trunk upon his back, placed the end which corresponded with the feet of the prisoner uppermost. The head of the unfortunate nobleman was therefore pressed against the lower end of the box, and had to sustain the weight of the whole body. The posture was the most uneasy imaginable. Y et life was prefer- able to ease. He permitted himself to be taken away. The porter trudged along the Krames with the trunk, quite unconscious of its contents, and soon reached the High Street, which he also traversed. On reaching the Netherbow, he met an acquaintance, who asked him where he was going with that large burden. To Leith, was the answer. The other enquired if the job was good enough to afford a potation before pro- ceeding farther upon so long a journey. This being replied to in the affirmative, and the carrier of the box feeling in his throat the philosophy of his friend’s enquiry, it was agreed that they should adjourn to a neighbouring tavern. Meanwhile, the third party, whose inclinations had not been consulted in this arrangement, felt in his neck the agony of ten thousand decapitations, and almost wished that it were at once well over with him in the Grassmarket. But his agonies were not destined to be of long duration. The porter, in de- positing him upon the causeway, happened to make the end of the trunk come down with such precipitation, that, unable to bear it any longer, the prisoner fairly roared out, and immedi- ately after fainted. The consternation of the porter, on hearing a noise from his burden, was of course excessive ; but he soon acquired presence of mind enough to conceive the occasion. He proceeded to unloose and to burst open the trunk, when the hapless nobleman was discovered in a state of insensibility ; and as a crowd collected immediately, and the City Guard were not long in coming forward, there w^s of course no farther chance of escape. The prisoner did not revive from his swoon till he had been safely deposited in his old quarters. But, if we recollect aright, he eventually escaped in another way. Of Porteous, whose crime — if crime existed — was so sufficiently atoned for by the mode of his death, an anecdote which has the additional merit of being connected with the Old Tolbooth, may here be acceptable. One day, some years before his trial, as he was walk- ing up Liberton’s Wynd, he encountered one of the numerous hens, which, along with swine, then haunted the streets of M 178 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. the Scottish capital. For some reason which has not been recorded, he struck this hen with his cane, so that it im- mediately died. The affair caused the neighbours to gather round, and it was universally thought that the case was peculiarly hard, inasmuch as the bird was a “docker,” and left behind it a numerous brood of orphan chickens. Before the captain had left the spot, the proprietrix of the hen, an old woman who lived in the upper flat of a house close by, looked over her window, and poured down upon the slayer’s head a whole “gardelod” of obloquy and re- proach, saying, among other things, that “ she wished he might have as many witnesses present at his hinder-end as there were feathers in that hen.” *• Porteous went away, not unaffected, as it would appear, by these idle words. On the night destined to be his last on earth, he told the story of the hen to the friends who then met in the jail to celebrate his reprieve from the execu- tion which was to have taken place that day ; and the prophetess of Liber- ton’s Wynd was honoured with general ridicule for the failure of her impreca- tion. Before the merry-meeting, how- ever, was Over, the sound of the “ dead- drum, ” beat by the approaching rioters, fell upon their ears, and Porteous, as if struck all at once with the certainty of death, exclaimed, “D n the wife ! she is right yet ! ” Some of his friends suggested that it might be the fire- drum ; but he would not give ear to such consolations, and fairly abandoned all hope of life. Before another hour had passed, he was in eternity. Nicol Brown, a butcher, executed in * It is but charity to suppose Porteous might, ih this case, be only endeavouring to introduce a better system of street police than had formerly prevailed. It is not many years since the magistrates of a southern burgh drew down the unqualified wrath of all the good women , there by attempting to confiscate and remove the filth which had been privileged to grace the causeway from time immemorial. 1753 for the murder of his wife, was not the least remarkable tenant of the Tolbooth during the last century. A singular story is told of this wretched man. One evening, long before his death, as he was drinking with some other butchers in a tavern somewhere about the Grassmarket, a dispute arose about how long it might be allowable to keep flesh before it was eaten. From less to more, the argument proceeded to bets ; and Brown offered to eat a pound of the oldest and “worst” flesh that could be produced, under the penalty of a guinea. A regular bet was taken, and a deputation of the com- pany went away to fetch the stuff which should put Nicol’s stomach to the test. It so happened that a criminal — generally affirmed to have been the celebrated Nicol Muschat — had been Recently hung in chains at the Gallow- lee, arid it entered into the heads of these monsters that they would apply in that quarter for the required flesh. They accordingly provided themselves with a ladder and other necessary articles, and, though it was now near midnight, had the courage to go down that still and solitary road which led towards the gallows, and violate the terrible remains of the dead, by cutting a large collop from the culprit’s hip. This they brought away, and presented to Brown, who was not a little shocked to find himself so tasked. Nevertheless, getting the dreadful “pound of flesh” roasted after the manner of a beef- steak, and adopting a very strong and drunken resolution, he set himself down tc> his horrid mess, which, it is said, he actually succeeded in devouring; This story, not being very effectually con- cealed, was recollected when he after- wards came to the same end with Nicol Muschat. He lived in the Fleshmarket Close, as appears from the evidence on his trial. He made away with his wife by burning her, and said that she had caught fire by accident. But, as the TRADITIONS OF THE OLD TOLBOOTH. 179 door was found locked by the neigh- bours who came on hearing her cries, and he was notorious for abusing her, besides the circumstance of his not appearing to have attempted to ex- tinguish the flames, he was found guilty and executed. He was also hung in chains at the Gallowlee, where Muschat had hung thirty years before. He did not, however, hang long. A few mornings after having been put up, it w’as found that he had been taken away during the night. This was supposed to have been done by the butchers of the Edinburgh market, who considered that a general disgrace was thrown upon their fraternity by his ignominious exhibition there. They were said to have thrown his body into the Quarry Holes. Chapter II. The case of Katherine Nairne, in 1766, excited, in no small degree, the attention of the Scottish public. This lady was allied, both by blood and marriage, to some highly respectable families. Her crime was the double one of poisoning her husband, and having an intrigue with his brother, who was her associate in the murder. She was brought from the north country into Leith harbour in an open boat, and as fame had preceded her, thousands of people flocked to the shore to see her. She has been described to us as standing erect in the boat, dressed in a riding-habit, and having a switch in her hand, with which she amused herself. Her whole bearing betrayed so much levity, or was so different from what had been expected, that the mob raised a general howl of indignation, and were on the point of stoning her to death, when she was with some difficulty rescued from their hands by the public authorities. In this case the Old Tol- booth found itself, as usual, incapable of retaining a culprit of condition. Sen- tence had been delayed by the judges, on account of her pregnancy. The mid- wife employed at her accouchement ( who, by- the-by, continued to practise in Edinburgh so lately as the year 1805) had the address to achieve a jail- delivery also. For three or four days previous to that concerted for the escape, she pretended to be afflicted with a prodigious toothache ; went out and in with her head enveloped in shawls and flannels ; and groaned as it she had been about to give up the ghost. At length, when all the janitory officials were become so habituated to her appearance, as not to heed her “ exits and her entrances ” very much, Katherine Nairne one evening came down in her stead, with her head wrapped all round with the shawls, utter- ing the usual groans, and holding down her face upon her hands, as with agony, in the precise way customary with the midwife. The inner door-keeper, not quite unconscious, it is supposed, of the trick, gave her a hearty thump upon the back as she passed out, calling her at the same time a howling old Jezebel and wishing she would never come back to annoy his ears, and those of the other inmates, in such an intolerable way. There are two reports of the proceedings of Katherine Nairne after leaving the prison. One bears that she immediately left the town in a coach, to which she w’^as handed by a friend stationed on purpose. The coachman, it is said, had orders from her relations, in the event of a pursuit, to drive into the sea and drown her — a fate which, however dreadful, was considered pre- ferable to the ignominy of a public execution. The other story runs, that she went up the Lawn market to the Castlehill, where lived a respectable I So THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. advocate, from whom, as he was her cousin, she expected to receive pro- tection. Being ignorant of the town, she mistook the proper house, and, what was certainly remarkable, applied at that of the crown agent, who was assuredly the last man in the world that could have done her any service. As good luck would have it, she was not recognised by the servant, who civilly directed her to her cousin’s house, where it is said she remained concealed many weeks. In addition to these reports, we may mention that we have seen an attic pointed out in St Mary’s Wynd, as the place where Katherine Nairne found concealment between the period of her leaving the jail and that of her going abroad. Her future life, it has been reported, was virtuous and fortu- nate. She was married to a French gentleman, was the mother of a large and respectable family, and died at a good old age. Meanwhile, Patrick Ogilvie, her associate in the dark crime which threw a shade over her younger years, suffered in the Grassmarket. This gentleman, who had been a lieu- tenant in the regiment, was so much beloved by his fellow-soldiers, who happened to be stationed at that time in Edinburgh Castle, that the public authorities judged it necessary to shut them up in that fortress till the execution was over, lest they might have attempted, what they had been heard to threaten, a rescue. The Old Tolbooth was the scene of the suicide of Mungo Campbell, while under sentence of death for shooting the Earl of Eglintoune. In the country where this memorable event took place, it is somewhat remarkable that the fate of the murderer was more generally lamented than that of the murdered person. Campbell, as we have heard, though what was called “a graceless man,” and therefore not much esteemed by the Auld Light people, who there abound, was rather popular in his pro- fession of exciseman, on account of his rough, honourable spirit, and his lenity in the matter of smuggling. Lord Eglintoune, on the contrary, was not liked, on account of the inconvenience which he occasioned to many of his tenants by newfangled improvements, and his introduction into the country of a generally abhorred article, deno- minated rye-grass, which, for some reason we are not farmer enough to explain, was fully as unpopular a measure as the bringing in of Prelacy had been a century before. Lord Eglintoune was in the habit of taking strange crotchets about his farms — crotchets quite at variance with the old-established prejudices of his tenan- try. He sometimes tried to rouse the old stupid farmers of Kyle from their negligence and supineness, by removing them to other farms, or causing two to exchange their pos- sessions, in order, as he jocularly alleged, to prevent their furniture from getting mouldy, by long standing in particular damp corners. Though his lordship’s projects were all undertaken in the spirit of improvement, and though these emigrations were doubtless salutary in a place where the people were then invol- ved in much sloth and nastiness, still they were premature, and carried on with rather a harsh spirit. They therefore ex- cited feelings in the country people not at all favourable to his character. These, joined to the natural eagerness of the common people to exult over the fall of tyranny, and the puritanical spirit of the district, which disposed them to regard his lordship’s peccadilloes as downright libertinism, altogether conspired against him, and tended to throw the glory and the pity of the occasion upon his lord- ship’s slayer. Even Mungo’s poaching was excused, as a more amiable failing than the excessive love of preserving game, which had always been the un- popular mania of the Eglintoune family. Mungo Campbell was a man respect- TRADITIONS OF THE OLD TOLBOOTH i8i ably connected, the son of a provost of Ayr ; had been a dragoon in his youth, was eccentric in his manner, a bachelor, and was considered at Newmills, where he resided, as an austere and unsocial, but honourable, and not immoral man. There can be no doubt that he rose on his elbows and fired at his lordship, who had additionally provoked him by bursting into a laugh at his awkward fall. The Old Tolbooth was supposed by many, at the time, to have had her usual failing in Mungo’s case. The Argyll interest was said to have been employed in his favour, and the body, which was found suspended over the door, instead of being his, was thought to be that of a dead soldier from the castle, substituted in his place. His relations, however, who are very re- spectable people in Ayrshire, all ac- knowledge that he died by his own hand ; and this was the general idea of the mob of Edinburgh, who, getting the body into their hands, trailed it down the street to the King’s Park, and in- spired by different sentiments from those of the Ayrshire people, were not satisfied till they got it up to the top of Salisbury Crags, from which they precipitated it down the “Cat Nick.” Aged people in Ayrshire still remember the unwonted brilliancy of the aurora borealis on the midnight of Lord Eglintoune’s death. Strange and aw- ful whispers then went through the country, in correspondence, as it were, V7ith the streamers in the sky, which were considered by the superstitious as expressions on the face of heaven of satisfied wrath in the event. One of the most remarkable criminals ever confined in the Old Tolbooth was the celebrated William Brodie. As may be generally known, this was a man of respectable connexions, and who had moved in good society all his life, unsuspected of any criminal pursuits. It is said that a habit of frequenting cock-pits was the first symptom he exhibited of a defalcation from virtue. Plis ingenuity as a joiner gave him a fatal facility in the burglarious pursuits to which he afterwards addicted him- self. It was then customary for the shopkeepers of Edinburgh to hang their keys upon a nail at the back of their doors, or at least to take no pains in concealing them during the day. Brodie used to take impressions of them in putty or clay, a piece of which he would carry in the palm of his hand. He kept a blacksmith in his pay, of the name of Smith, who forged exact copies of the keys he wanted, and with these it was his custom to open the shops of his fellow-tradesmen during the night. He thus found opportunities of securely stealing whatsoever he wished to possess. He carried on his malpractices for many years. Upon one shop in par- ticular he made many severe exactions. This was the shop of a company of jewellers, in the North Bridge Street, namely, that at the south-east corner, where it joins the High Street. The unfortunate tradesmen from time to time missed many articles, and paid off one or two faithful shopmen, under the impression of their being guilty of the theft. They were at length ruined. Brodie remained unsuspected, till having committed a daring robbery upon the Excise-offce in Chessel’s Court, Canon- gate, some circumstances transpired, which induced him to disappear from Edinburgh. Suspicion then becoming strong, he was pursued to Holland, and taken at Amsterdam, standing upright in a press ’or cupboard. At his trial, Henry Erskine, his counsel, spoke very eloquently in his behalf, repre- senting in particular, to the jury, how strange and improbable a circumstance it was, that a man whom they had themselves known from infancy as a person of good repute, should have been guilty of such practices as those with which he was charged. He was, how^ ever, found guilty, and sentenced to THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, 1 8^ death, along with his accomplice Smith. At the trial he had appeared in a fine full-dress suit of black clothes, the greater part of which was of silk, and his deportment throughout the whole affair was completely that of a gentleman. He continued during the period which intervened between his sentence and execution to dress himself well and to keep up his spirits. A gentleman of our acquaintance, calling upon him in the condemned room, was astonished to find him singing the song from the Beggar’s Opera, ’Tis woman seduces all mankind.” Having contrived to cut out the figure of a draught-board on the stone floor of his dungeon, he amused himself by playing with any one who would join him, and, in default of such, with his right hand against his left. This diagram remained in the room where it was so strangely out of place, till the destruction of the jail. His dress and deportment at the gallows were equally gay with those which he assumed at his trial. As the Earl of Morton was the first man exe- cuted by the “ Maiden,” so was Brodie the first who proved the excellence of an improvement he had formerly made on the apparatus of the gibbet. This was the substitution of what was called the “ drop,” for the ancient practice of the double ladder. He inspected the thing with a professional air, and seemed to view the result of his ingenuity with a smile of satisfaction. When placed on that terrible and insecure pedestal, and while the rope was adjusted round his neck by the executioner, his courage did not forsake him. On the contrary, even there, he exhibited a sort of joyful levity, which, though not exactly com- posure, seemed to the spectators as more indicative of indifference ; he shuffled about, looked gaily around, and finally went out of the world with his hand stuck carelessly into the open front of his vest. The Tolbooth, in its old days, as its infirmities increased, showed itself now and then incapable of retaining prisoners of very ordinary rank. Within the recollection of many people yet alive, a youth named Reid, the son of an innkeeper in the Grassmarket, while under sentence of death for some felonious act, had the address to make his escape. Every means was resorted to for recovering him, by search through- out the town, vigilance at all the ports, and the offer of a reward for his appre- hension, yet he contrived fairly to cheat the gallows. The whole story of his escape is exceedingly curious. He took refuge in the great cylindrical mausoleum of Sir George Mackenzie, in the Grey- friars churchyard of Edinburgh. This place, besides its discomfort, was sup- posed to be haunted by the ghost of the persecutor — a circumstance of which Reid, an Edinburgh boy, must have been well aware. But he braved all these horrors for the sake of his life. He had been brought up in the Hospital of George Heriot, in the immediate neighbourhood of the churchyard, and had many boyish acquaintances still residing - in that munificent establish- ment. Some of these he contrived to inform of his situation, enjoining them to be secret, and beseeching them to assist him in his distress. The Herioters of those days had a very clannish spirit, insomuch, that to have neglected the interests or safety ot any individual of the community, however unworthy he might be of their friend- ship, would have been looked upon by them as a sin of the deepest dye. Reid’s confidants, therefore, considered them- selves bound to assist him by all means in their power against that general foe, the public. They kept his secret most faithfully, spared from their own meals as much food as supported him, and ran the risk of severe punishment, as well as of seeing ghosts, by visiting him every night in his horrible abode. They were his only confidants, his very THE LOVER’S LAST VISIT. 183 parents, who lived not far off, being ignorant of his place of concealment. About six weeks after his escape from jail, when the hue and cry had in a great measure subsided, he ventured to leave the tomb, and it was afterwards known that he escaped abroad. The subsequent history of the Old Tolbooth contains little that is very remarkable. It has passed away with many other venerable relics of the olden time, and we now look in vain for the many antique associations which crowded round the spot it once occupied. THE LOVEE’S LAST VISIT. By Professor Wilson. The window of the lonely cottage of Hilltop was beaming far above the highest birchwood, seeming to travellers at a distance in the long valley below, who knew it not, to be a star in the sky. A bright fire was in the kitchen of that small tenement ; the floor was washed, swept and sanded, and not a footstep had marked its perfect neat- ness ; a small table was covered, near the ingle, with a snow-white cloth, on which was placed a frugal evening meal ; and in hapjDy but pensive mood sat there all alone the woodcutter’s only daughter, a comely and gentle creature, if not beautiful — such a one as diffuses pleasure round her 'hay-field, and serenity over the seat in which she sits attentively on the Sabbath, listening to the w'ord of God, or joining with mellow voice in His praise and worship. On this night she expected a visit from her lover, that they might fix their mai> riage-day ; and her parents, satisfied and happy that their child was about to be wedded to a respectable shepherd, had gone to pay a visit to their nearest neighbour in the glen. A feeble and hesitating knock was at the door, not like the glad and joyful touch of a lover’s hand ; and cautiously opening it, Mary Robinson beheld a female figure wrapped up in a cloak, with her face concealed in a black bonnet. The stranger, whoever she might be, seemed wearied and worn out, and her feet bore witness to a long day’s travel across the marshy moun- tains. Although she could scarcely help considering her an unwelcome visitor at such an hour, yet Mary had too much disposition — too much humanity, — not to request her to step forward into the hut ; for it seemed as if the wearied woman had lost her way, and had come towards the shining window to be put right upon her journey to the low country. The stranger took off her bonnet on reaching the fire ; and Mary Robinson beheld the face of one whom, in youth, she had tenderly loved ; although for some years past, the distance at which they lived from each other had kept them from meeting, and only a letter or two, written in their simple way, had given them a few notices of each other’s existence. And now Mary had oppor- tunity, in the first speechless gaze of recognition, to mark the altered face of her friend, — and her heart was touched with an ignorant compassion. “For mercy’s sake ! sit down Sarah, and tell me what evil has befallen you ; for you are as white as a ghost. Fear not to confide anything to my bosom : we have herded sheep together on the lonesome braes ; — we have stripped the bark to- gether in the more lonesome woods ; — we have played, laughed, sung, 1 84 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, danced together ; — we have talked merrily and gaily, but innocently enough surely, of sweethearts together ; and, Sarah, graver thoughts, too, have we shared, for when your poor brother died 'away like a frosted flower, I wept as if I had been his sister ; nor can I ever be so happy in this world as to forget him. Tell me, my friend, why are you here? and why is your sweet face so ghastly ?•” The heart of this unexpected visitor died -within her at these kind and affec- tionate inquiries ; for she had come on an errand that was likely to dash the joy from that happy countenance. Her heart upbraided her with the meanness of the purpose for which she had paid this visit ; but that was only a passing thought ; for was she, innocent and free from sin, to submit, not only to deser- tion, but to disgrace, and not trust her- self and her wrongs, and her hopes of redress, to her whom she loved as a sister, and whose generous nature, she well knew, not even love, the changer of so many things, could change utterly, though, indeed, it might render it colder than of old to the anguish of a female friend ? “Oh! Mary, I must speak — yet must my words make you grieve, far less for me than for yourself. Wretch that I am, I bring evil tidings into the dwelling of my dearest friend ! These ribbons, they are worn for his sake — they become well, as he thinks, the auburn of your bonny hair ; — that blue gown is worn to-night because he likes it ; — but, Mary, will you curse me to my face, when I declare before the God that made us, that that man is pledged unto me by all that is sacred between mortal creatures ; and that I have here in my bosom written promises and oaths of love from him, who, I was this morning told, is in a few days to be thy husband ? Turn me out of the hut now, if you choose, and let me, if you choose, die of huriger and fatigue in the woods where we have so often walked to- gether ; for such death would be mercy to me, in comparison with your mar- riage with him who is mine for ever, if there be a God who heeds the oaths of the creatures He has made.” Mary Robinson had led a happy life, but a life of quiet thoughts, tranquil hopes, and meek desires. Tenderly and truly did she love the man to whom she was now betrothed ; but it was because she had thought him gentle, manly, upright, sincere, and one that feared God. His character was unimpeached — to her his behaviour had always been fond, affectionate, and respectful ; that he was a fine-looking man, and could show himself among the best of the country round at church, and market, and fair-day, she saw and felt with pleasure and with pride. But in the heart of this poor, humble, contented, and pious girl, love was not a violent passion, but an affection sweet and pro- found. She looked forward to her mar- riage with a joyful sedateness, knowing that she would have to toil for her family, if blest with children ; but happy in the thought of keeping her husband’s house clean, of preparing his frugal meals, and welcoming him when wearied at night to her faithful, and affectionate, and grateful bosom. At first, perhaps, a slight flush of anger towards Sarah tinged her cheek ; then followed in quick succession, or all blended together in one sickening pang, fear, disappointment, the sense of wrong, and the cruel pain of disesteeming and despising one on whom her heart had rested with all its best and purest affections. But though there was a keen struggle between many feelings in her heart, her resolution was formed during that very conflict, and she said within herself, “ If it be even so, neither will I be so unjust as to deprive poor Sarah of the man who ought to marry her, nor will I be so mean and low- spirited, poor as I am, and dear as he has been unto me, as to become his wife. ” THE LOVER’S LAST VISIT. 185 While these thoughts were calmly- passing in the soul of this magnanimous girl, all her former affection for Sarah revived ; and, as she sighed for herself, she wept aloud for her friend. “ Be quiet, be quiet, Sarah, and sob not so as if your heart were breaking. It need not be thus with you. Oh, sob not so sair ! You surely have not , walked in this one day from the heart of the parish of Montrath?” — “ I have indeed done so, and I am as weak as the wreathed snaw. God knows, little matter if I should die away; for, after all, I fear he will never think of me for his wife, and you, Mary, will lose a husband with whom you would have been happy, I feel, after all, that I must appear a mean wretch in your eyes.” There was silence between them ; and Mary Robinson, looking at the clock, saw that it wanted only about a quarter of an hour from the time of tryst. “ Give me the oaths and promises you mentioned, out of your bosom, Sarah, that I may show them to Gabriel when he comes. And once more I promise, by all the sunny and all the snowy days we have sat together in the same plaid on the hillside, or in the lonesome char- coal plots and nests o’ green in the woods, that if my Gabriel— did I say my Gabriel ? — has forsaken you and deceived me thus, never shall his lips touch mine again — never shall he put ring on my finger — never shall this head lie in his bosom — no, never, never ; notwithstanding all the happy, too happy, hours and days I have been with him, near or at a distance — on the corn-rig — among the meadow hay, in the singing-school — at harvest-home — in this room, and in God’s own house. So help me God, but I will keep this vow ! ” Poor Sarah told, in a few hurried words, the story of her love and desertion — how Gabriel, whose business as a shepherd often took him into Mon- trath parish, had wooed her, and fixed everything about their marriage, nearly a year ago. But that he had become causelessly jealous of a young man whom she scarcely knew ; had accused her of want of virtue, and for many months had never once come to see her. “This morning, for the first time, I heard for a certainty, from one who knew Gabriel well and all his concerns, that the banns had been proclaimed in the church between him and you ; and that in a day or two you were to be married. And though I felt drowning, I determined to make a struggle for my life — for oh ! Mary, Mary, my heart is not like your heart ; it wants your wisdom, your meekness, your piety ; and if I am to lose Gabriel, will I destroy my miserable life, and face the wrath of God sitting in judgment upon sinners.” At this burst of passion Sarah hid her face with her hands, as if sensible that she had committed blasphemy. Mary, seeing her wearied, hungryj thirsty, and feverish, spoke to hqr in the most sooth- ing manner, led her into the little par- lour called the spence, then removed into it the table, with the oaten cakes, butter, and milk ; and telling her to take some refreshment, and then lie down in the bed, but on no account to leave the room till called for, gave her a sisterly kiss, and left her. In a few minutes the outer door opened, and Gabriel entered. The lover said, “How is my sweet Mary ?” with a beaming countenance ; and gently drawing her to his bosom, he kissed her cheek. Mary did not — could not — wished not — at once to release herself from his enfolding arms. Gabriel had always treated her as the woman who was to be his wife ; and though, at this time, her heart knew its own bitterness, yet she repelled not en- dearments that were so lately delightful, and suffered him to take her almost in his arms to their accustomed seat. He held her hand in his, and began to speak in his usual kind -and affectionate Ian- i86 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. guage. Kind and afifectionate it was, for though he ought not to have done so, he loved her, as he thought, better than his life. Her heart could not, in one small short hour, forget a whole year of bliss. She could not yet fling away with her own hand what, only a few minutes ago, seemed to her the hope of paradise. Her soul sickened within her, and she wished that she were dead, or never had been born. ■^O Gabriel! Gabriel! well indeed have I loved you ; nor will I say, after all that has passed between us, that you are not deserving, after all, of a better love than mine. Vain were it to deny my love, either to you or to my own soul. But look me in the face — be not wrathful — think not to hide the truth either from yourself or me, for that now is impos- sible — but tell me solemnly, as you shall answer to God at the judgment- day, if you know any reason why I must not be your wedded wife.” She kept her mild moist eyes fixed upon him ; but he hung down his head and uttered not a word, for he was guilty before her, before his own soul, and before God. ‘ ‘ Gabriel, never could we have been happy ; for you often, often told me, that all the secrets of your heart were known unto me, yet never did you tell me this. How could you desert the poor innocent creature that loved you ; and how could you use me so, who loved you perhaps as well as she, but whose heart God will teach, not to forget you, for that may I never do, but to think on you with that friendship and affection which 'inno- cently I can bestow upon you, when you are Sarah’s husband. For, Gabriel, I have this night sworn, not in anger or passion — no, no — but in sorrow and pity for another’s wrongs — in sorrow also, deny it will I not, for my own — to look on you from this hour, as on one whose life is to be led apart from my life, and whose love must never more meet with my love. Speak not unto me — look not on me with beseeching eyes. Duty and religion forbid us ever to be man and wife. But you know there is one, besides me, whom you loved before you loved me, and, there- fore, it may be better too ; and that she loves you, and is faithful, as if God had made you one, I say without fear — I who have known her since she was a child, although, fatally for the peace of us both, we have long lived apart. Sarah is in the house ; I will bring her unto you in tears, but not tears of peni- tence, for she is as innocent of that sin as I am, who now speak.” Mary went into the little parlour, and led Sarah forward in her hand. Des- pairing as she had been, yet when she had heard from poor Mary’s voice speaking so fervently, that Gabriel had come, and that her friend was interced- ing in her behalf, the poor girl had arranged her hair in a small looking- glass — tied it up with a ribbon which Gabriel had given her, and put into the breast of her gown a little gilt brooch, that contained locks of their blended hair. Pale but beautiful — for Sarah Pringle was the fairest girl in all the country — she advanced with a flush on that paleness of reviving hope, injured pride, and love that was ready to for- give all and forget all, so that once again she could be restored to the place in his heart that she had lost. “ What have I ever done, Gabriel, that you should fling me from you? May my soul never live by the atonement of my Saviour, if I am not innocent of that sin, yea, of all distant thought of that sin, with which you, even you, have in your hard-heartedness charged me. Look me in the face, Gabriel, and think of all I have been unto you, and if you say that before God, and in your own soul, you believe me guilty, then will I go away out into the dark night, and, long before morning, my troubles will be at an end. ” Truth was not only in her fervent and MARY QUEEN OF SCOTS AND CHATELAR, 187 simple words, but in the tone of her voice, the colour of her face, and the light of her eyes. Gabriel had long shut up his heart against her. At first, he had doubted her virtue, and that doubt gradually weakened his affection. At last he tried to believe her guilty, or to forget her altogether, when his heart turned to Mary Robinson, and he thought of making her his wife. His injustice — his wickedness — his baseness — which he had so long concealed, in some measure, from himself, by a dim feeling of wrong done him, and after- wards by the pleasure of a new love, now appeared to him as they were, and without disguise. Mary took Sarah’s hand and placed it within that of her contrite lover ; for had the tumult of con- flicting passions allowed him to know his own soul, such at that moment he surely was, saying with a voice as composed as the eyes with which she looked upon them, “I restore you to each other ; and I already feel the com- fort of being able to do my duty. I will be bride’s-maid. And I now im- plore the blessing of God upon your marriage. Gabriel, . your betrothed will sleep this night in my bosom. We will think of you, better, perhaps, than you deserve. It is not for me to tell you what you have to repent of. Let us all three pray for each other this night, and evermore, when we are on our knees before our Maker. The old people will soon be at home. Good- night, Gabriel.” He kissed Sarah ; and, giving Mary a look of shame, humility, and reverence, he went home to meditation and repentance. It was now midsummer ; and before the harvest had been gathered in throughout the higher valleys, or the sheep brought from the mountain-fold, Gabriel and Sarah were man and wife. Time passed on, and a blooming family cheered their board and fireside. Nor did Mary Robinson, the Flower of the Forest (for so the woodcutter’s daughter was often called), pass her life in single blessedness. She, too, became a wife and mother ; and the two families, who lived at last on adjacent farms, were remarkable for mutual affection through- out all the parish, and more than one intermarriage took place between them, at a time when the worthy parents had almost forgotten the trying incident of their youth. MAEY QUEEN OE SCOTS AND CHATELAB ; OR, TWILIGHT M USINGS IN HOLVROOD. There are no mysteries into which we are so fond of prying as the mysteries of the heart. The hero of the best novel in the world, if he could not con- descend to fall in love, might march through his three volumes and excite no more sensation than his grandmother ; and a newspaper without a breach of promise of marriage is a thing not to be endured. It is not my intention to affect any singular exception from this natural propensity, and I am ready to confess that the next best thing to being in love oneself, is to speculate on the hopes, and fears, and fates of others. How truly interesting are the little schemes and subterfuges, the romancing and story-telling of our dove-eyed and gentle-hearted playfellows ! I have listened to a lame excuse for a stolen ride in a tilbury, or a duet in the woods, with wonderful sensibility ; and have witnessed the ceremony of cross- questioning with as much trepidation as I could have felt had I been the i88 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. culprit myself. It is not, however, to be maintained that the love adventures of the present age can, in any way, compete with the enchantment of days agone ; when tender souls were won by tough exploits, and Cupid’s dart was a twenty-foot lance, ordained only to reach the lady’s heart through the ribs of the rival. This was the golden age of love, albeit I am not one to lament it, thinking, as I do, that it is far' more sensible to aid and abet my neighbour in toasting the beauty of his mistress, than to caper about with him in the lists, for contradiction’s sake, to the imminent danger and discomfort of us both. After this came the middle or dark ages of love, when it had ceased to be a glory, but had lost nothing of its fervour as a passion. If there is here less of romance than in the tilting days, there is considerably more of interest, because there is more of i^stery. In the one, the test of true lOve was to make boast, in the other it was to keep secret. Accordingly, for an immense space of time, we have nothing but such fragments of adventures as could be gathered by eavesdroppers, who leave us to put head and tail to them as best suits our fancy ; and the loves of Queen Elizabeth, who lived, as it were, only yesterday, are less known than the loves of queen Genevra, who perhaps never lived at all. These amatory reflections occurred to me some little time ago, during a twilight reverie in the long, gloomy banqueting- room of Holyrood. It was the very land of love and mystery, for there was scarcely one of the grim visages which glared upon the walls, but had obtained his share of celebrity in lady’s bower, as well as in tented field ; and of scarcely one of whom any certain and defined adventures have been handed down. I continued speculating through this line of kings, blessing the mark and confounding the painter, who has given us so little of their history in their faces, till I grew quite warm upon the subject, and found myself uniting and reasoning upon the few facts of which we are in possession, till I fancied I could penetrate through two or three centuries at least, and had a pretty shrewd idea as to who and who had been together. Scotland has, I think, in spite of its sober, money-making character, always excited a more romantic curiosity than England. This, perhaps, is more owing to its peculiar misfortunes than to any particular difference of disposition. English heroes have been as brave, and no doubt as loving, but they do not walk under such a halo of pity ; and whilst we pry with eagerness into the secrets of the gallant Jameses, we suffer those of their English contem- poraries to be “interred with their bones. ” I have always felt this strongly, and at the time of which I speak, I felt it stronger than ever. I was treading upon the very boards which had bounded to their manly steps, and was surrounded by the very walls which possessed the secret whisperings of their hearts. Erom that identical window, perhaps, had the first James gazed upon the moon, which I saw rising, and fancied that he almost held commune with the eyes of his English beauty. There, perhaps, had the royal poet entwined her name with the choicest hopes of his bosom, and woven a tale of happiness which concealed but too securely the assassin and the dagger behind it. There, too, might the courteous and courageous victims of Flodden Field and Solway Moss have planned the loves which characterised their lives, and the wars which con- cluded them, almost at the same mo- ment. And there might the hapless Mary have first listened to the poisonous passion of a Darnley, or a Bothwell, and afterwards shed the tears of bitter- ness and self-reproach. I paced this sad-looking room of MAI^V QUEEN OF SCOTS AND CHATELAR. 189 rejoicing quite unconscious of the hours that were passing ; for I was alone, and in a train of thought which nothing but a hearty shake could have interrupted. Mary, and all her beauty, and talents, and acquirements, continued floating before me. Her world of lovers and admirers, who, for the most part, were sleeping in a bloody bed, seemed rising one by one to my view, and I wandered with them through their hopes, and their fears, and their sorrows, even to the scaffold, as though I had been the ghost of one of them myself, and were possessed of secrets of which there is no living record. Many of these ill-fated hearts have, by their nobility, or their exploits, or by the caprice of historians, received full meed of applause and pity ; many, no doubt, have sunk into oblivion ; and some, in addition to their misfortunes, have left their memories to combat with the censure which has been thought due to their presumption ; — of these last I have always considered the unfortunate Chatelar to have been the most hardly used, and in the course of my musings I endeavoured to puzzle out something satisfactory to myself upon his dark and distorted history. The birth of Chatelar, if not noble, was in no common degree honourable, for he was great-nephew to the cele- brated Bayard, le Chevalier sans peur et sans tache. It is said that he likewise bore a strong resemblance to him in person, possessing a handsome face and graceful figure ; and equally in manly and elegant acquirements, being an expert soldier and an accomplished courtier. In addition to this, says Brantome, who knew him personally, he possessed a most elegant mind, and spoke and wrote, both in prose and poetry, as well as any man in France. Dangerous indeed are these advan- tages ; and Chatelar’s first meeting with Mary was under circumstances cal- culated to render them doubly danger- ous. Alone, as she conceived herself, cast off from the dearest ties of her heart, the land which she had learnt to consider her native land fading fast from her eyes, and the billows bearing her to the banishment of one with which, as it contained none that she loved, she could feel no sympathy ; — in this scene of wailing and tears, the first tones of the poet were stealing upon her ear with the spirit of kindred feelings and kindred pursuits. We are to consider that Mary at this time had obtained but little experience, and was probably not overstocked with prudence, having scarcely attained the age of nineteen years. Not only, are we told, did she listen with complacency and pleasure to Chatelar’s warm and romantic praises of her beauty, but employed her poetic talent in approving and replying to them ; putting herself upon a level with her gifted companion, a course which was morally certain to convert his veneration into feelings more nearly allied to his nature. Had he not been blamed for his presumption, it is pro- bable that he would have been con- demned for his stoicism ; and his luck- less passion is by no means a singular proof that wherie hearts are cast in kin- dred moulds, it is difficult to recognise extrinsic disparities. Chatelar saw the woman, and forgot the queen ; Mary felt the satisfaction, and was blind to the consequences. It is much to be lamented by the lovers of truth, that none of the poetical pieces which are said to have passed between Mary and Chatelar have been handed down to us. One song would have been a more valuable document in the elucidation of their history than all the . annals we possess, and would have taught us at once the degree of encouragement and intimacy which was permitted. Whatever it was, it was such as to rivet the chains which had been so readily and unadvisedly put on ; and from the period of their first meeting, we 190 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. may consider him the most enthusiastic of her lovers. How long he continued the admira- ation and the favourite of Holy rood does not, I believe, appear. It could not, however, be any considerable time ere he was compelled to return with his friend and patron, Damville, to France, with full reason to lament his voyage to Scotland, and with, probably, a firm determination to revisit it whenever opportunity should permit. This oppor- tunity his evil stars were not long in bringing about. The projected war of faith between Damville’s party and the Huguenots afforded him a fair pretext for soliciting a dispensation of his services. Of the first he was a servant, of the last he was a disciple. It was therefore contrary to his honour and in- clinations to fight against either of them, and, accordingly, in about fifteen months, w^e find him again at Holy- rood. Maryj it may reasonably be inferred, from her extreme love of France, and unwillingness to leave it, was not very speedily to be reconciled to her change of scene and society ; a face, therefore, from the adopted land of her affections, and a tongue capable of gratifying them with the minutest accounts of the be- loved objects it contained, must, at this time, have been acquisitions of no small interest. Chatelar, too, had already worked a welcome on his own account. Few of my readers need be reminded how insensibly and certainly the tongue which speaks of that which is dear to our hearts is stored up with it in the same treasury. The tale and the teller of it, — the leaf and the wave it falls upon, — arrive at the same time at the same destination. Histories, for . the most part, insinuate that Mary’s carriage towards Chatelar was merely that of kindness and courtesy ; but this, I think, is an inference not warranted by the various facts which they have been un- able to repress, and not even the silence of the inveterate John Knox upon this head can convince me that Chatelar had not reason to believe himself beloved. Let us then imagine, if we can, what was likely to be the intoxication produced in the brain as well as the bosom of a man of an enthusiastic temperament by a free and daily intercourse, during three months, with the fascinations of a crea- ture like Mary. What tales could that old misshapen boudoir — famous only, in common estimation, for the murder of Rizzio and the boot of Darnley — tell of smiles and tears over the fortunes of dear and distant companions of child- hood, as narrated by the voice of one to whom, perhaps, they were equally dear ! What tales could it tell of mingling music, and mingling poetry, and ming- ling looks, and vain regrets, and fearful anticipations ! Here had the day been passed in listening to the praises of each other, from lips in which praise was a talent and a profession ; and here had the twilight stolen upon them when none were by, and none could know how deeply the truth of those praises was acknowledged. Let us imagine all this, and, likewise, how Chatelar was likely to be wrought upon by the utter hopelessness of his case. Had the object of his passion been upon anything like a level with him, — had there been the most remote pos- sibility of a chance of its attainment, — his subsequent conduct would, most likely, not have been such as to render it a subject for investigation. But Mary must have been as inaccessible to him as the being of another world. The devotion which he felt for her was looked upon by the heads of her court as a species of sacrilege ; and he was given to believe, that each had a plan for undermining his happiness and removing him from her favour. If this could not be effected, it was a moral certainty that Mary, in the bloom of her youth and the plentitude of her power, must be MARY QUEEN OF SCOTS AND CHATELAR, 191 come to some one of her numerous suitors all which it was impossible that, she could ever become to him. Of these two cases, perhaps, the one was as bad as the other, and Chatelar was impelled to an act of desperation, which, in these matter-of-fact days, can scarcely be con- ceived. On the night of the 12th of February, 1563, he was found concealed in the young queen’s bed-chamber. It would, I fear, be a difficult under- tahing, in the eyes of dispassionate and reasoning persons, to throw a charitable doubt upon the motives of this unseason- able intrusion. The fair and obvious inference is, that he depended upon the impression he had made upon Mary’s heart, and tlie impossibility of their lawful union. In some degree, too, he might have been influenced by the perilous consequences of a discovery, to which he possibly thought her love would not permit her to expose him. The propriety of this argument, if he made use of it, was not put to the test, for his discovery fell to the lot of Mary’s female attendants before she retired. There is, however, another class of readers who will give him credit for other thoughts. I mean those best of all possible judges of loVe-affairs, in whom the commonplaces of life have not entirely destroyed that kindly feeling of romance which Nature thought it necessary to implant in them, and which the usage of modern days renders it necessary for them to be ashamed of. The readers of whom I speak will decide more from the heart than the head ; and then what an interminable field of defence is laid open ! What strange feelings and unaccountable ex- ploits might be furnished from the catalogue of love vagaries ! Were Chatelar to be judged by other ex- amples, the simple circumstance of his secreting himself for the mere purpose of being in the hallowed neighbourhood of his mistress, and without the most distant idea of making her acquainted with it, would appear a very common- place and very pardonable occurrence. And if we keep in mind his poetical character and chivalrous education, this belief is materially strengthened. On the following morning the affair was made known to the Queen by her ladies. Had they been wise ’enough to hold their peace, it is odds but the lover’s taste for adventure would have been satisfied by the first essay. In- stead of this, being forbidden all future access to her presence, he became more desperate than evet. His motives had been misconstrued ; his actions, he thought, had been misrepresented ; he was bent on explanation, and he hoped for pardon. Thus it was that when Mary, on the same day, quitted Edin- burgh, her disgraced admirer executed his determination of following her, and, on the night of the 14th, seized the only opportunity of an interview by com- mitting the very same offence for which he was then suffering : Mary had no soonet entered her chamber than Chatelar stood before her. Whatever her feelings may have been towards him, it is not surprising that this sudden apparition should have proved somewhat startling, and have produced an agitation not very favour- able to his cause. It may be presumed that she was not mistress of her actions, for certain it is, that she did that which, if she possessed one half of the womanly tenderness for which she has credit, must have been a blight and a bitter- ness upon her after life. Chatelar comes, wounded to the quick, to supplicate a hearing, and the Queen, it is said, “was fain to cry for help,” and desire Murray, who came at her call, to put his dagger into him.” Thus, by dint of unnecessary terrors and unmeaning words, was Chatelar given over to an enemy who had always kept a jealous eye upon him, and to justice, which seemed determined to strain a point for his sake, and give him 192 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. something more than his due. In a few days he was tried, and experienced the usual fate of favourites by being condemned to death. Alas ! how bitter is the recollection of even trifling injuries towards those who loved and are lost to us ! Yet what had this been in counterpoise to the reflections of Mary ? She had given over a fond and a fervent heart to death for no fault but too much love, and any attempt to recall the deed might have afforded a colour to the aspersions which malignant persons were ever ready to cast upon her character, but could have availed no further. P'or Chatelar there was little leisure for reflection. The fever of the first surprise, — the strange, the appalling conviction as to the hand which hurled him to his fate, — the shame, the humiliation, the indignation, had scarce time to cool in his forfeit blood, before he was brought out to die the death of a culprit upon the scaffold. It has been the fashion for writers up- on this subject, in the quiet and safety of their firesides, to exclaim against his want of preparation for his transit ; but, under such circumstances, I cannot much wonder that he should rather rebel against the usual ceremonies of psalm-singing and last speeches. If he chose to nerve himself for death by read- ing Ronsard’shymn upon it, it is no proof that he looked with irreverence upon what was to follow it. His last words are extremely touching ; for they prove that, though he considered that Mary ‘ had remorselessly sacrificed his life, his sorrow was greater than his resentment, and his love went with him to the grave. “ Adieu,” he said, turning to the quarter in which he supposed her to be, “ adieu, most beautiful and most cruel princess in the world ! ” and then submitting himself to the executioner, he met the last stroke with a courage consistent with his character. Of Mary’s behaviour on this event, history, I believe, gives no account. Myponderings upon this singularstory had detained me long. The old pictures on the walls glistened and glimmered in the moonshine like a band of spectres ; and, at last, I fairly fancied that I saw • one grisly gentleman pointing at me with his truncheon, in the act of direct- ing his Furies to “seize on me and take me to their torments.” It was almost time to be gone, but the thought of Chatelar seemed holding me by the skirts. I could not depart without taking another look at the scene of his happiest hours, and I stole, shadow-like, with as little noise as I could, through the narrow passages and staircases, till.1 stood in Mary’s little private apart- ment. As I passed the antechamber, the light was shining only on the .stain of blood ; the black shadows here and elsewhere made the walls appear as though they had been hung with mourning. I do not know that ever I felt so melancholy ; and had not the owl just then given a most dismal whoop, there is no telling but that I might have had courage and sentiment enough to have stayed until I had been locked up for the night. I passed by the low bed, under which Chatelar is said to have hidden himself. It must have cost him some trouble to get there ! I glanced hastily at the faded tambour work, which, it is possible, he might have witnessed in its progress ; and I shook my head with much satisfaction to think that I had a head to shake. “ If,” said I, “ there is more interest attached to the old times of love, it is, after all, in some degree, counterbalanced by the safety of the present ; and I know not whether it is not better to be bom in the age when racks and torments are used metaphorically, than in those in which it is an even chance that I might have encountered th(*Teality. ” — Literary Souvenir^ 1825. A NIGHT IN DUNCAN ITGOWAN^S, 193 A NIGHT IN DUNCAN MCGOWAN’S. After traversing a bleak and barren track of moorland country, I unex- pectedly arrived at the village of War- lockheugh, a few hours before the sun had set upon the cheerless and level horizon of that desolate region. A scene so bleak and solitary had engen- dered a vague and melancholy feeling of individual helplessness and desertion ; the morning buoyancy of my spirits had settled down into dull and dejected sympathy with the exhausted members of my body ; the sharp, clear air that blew across the moor had whetted my appetite to an exquisite degree of keenness, so that I was not a little dis- posed to mingle once more with human society, to invigorate my limbs with another night’s repose, and to satisfy the cravings of hunger with some necessary refreshment. I therefore entered the village at a quicker pace than I had exerted for the last ten or twelve miles of my journey. It is situated in a narrow valley, which slopes away from the moorland side, and is surrounded by a ridge of rocks that rise around it like an iron barrier, and frown defiance to the threatened encroachments of the ocean. A dark brown stream floats along the moor with a lazy and silent current, bursts with a single leap over a pre- cipice at the upper end of the village, thunders along a broken, rocky chan- nel, and spouts a roaring cataract, sheer down through the rifted chasm that opens towards the coast, and affords the villagers a view of ocean, which, environed on all sides by tumultuous ranges of rugged mountains, expands its sheet of blue waters like an inland lake. Having entered the village of War- lockheugh, I was attracted by the Red Lion that blazes on the sign of Duncan M‘Gowan, who kept then, and, as I (4) understand, still keeps, “excellent en- tertainment for men and horses.” I was shown into Duncan’s best apart- ment, but had little leisure and no inclination to make an inventory of its contents. Hunger is an urgent creditor, and not to be reasoned with, so I order- ed the landlord to fetch me some re- freshment. My order was immediately succeeded by a most delightful concert of culinary implements, whose risp and clank, and clatter, and jingle, mingling harmoniously with the squirt and buzz of a frying-pan, engendered a hearty and haggis-like hodge-podge of sub- stantial and delectable associations. The table was soon covered with that plain and solid sort of food which is generally to be found in the temporary halting places of such wayfaring men as coach-drivers and carriers, who are no mean connoisseurs in the more rational part of good living. Having done ample justice to the landlord’s good cheer, I laid myself back in my chair, in that state of agreeable languor which generally succeeds sudden rest after violent exertion, and abundant refresh- ment after long fasting. My imagination, struggling between the benumbing in- fluence of sated appetite, and the ex- hilarating novelty of my present situ- ation, floated dimly and drowsily over the various occurrences of life, till the iris- coloured texture of existence saddened into a gray heaviness of eye, whose twilight vision grew darker and darker, till the ill-defined line of connexion, with which consciousness divided the waking from the slumbering world, was swallowed up in the blackness of a profound sleep. And there, as we may suppose, I sat twanging, through the trumpet of my nose, my own lullaby, and rivalling the sonorous drone of M‘Glashan the piper’s bagpipe, who, when I came in, was sitting on a stone N 194 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, at the door, piping his diabolical music to the happy villagers. I had not long remained in this “pleasing land of drowsyhead,” when my slumbers were violently broken by a tumultuous uproar coming down from the upper end of the village. I started from my seat in that state of giddiness and stupor which one generally feels when roused from sleep by violent and alarming sounds. My whole frame was benumbed by the uneasiness of my dozing position, and it was with the utmost pain and difficulty I could prevail upon my limbs to carry me to the window, to ascertain the cause of the uproarious din, which every moment grew louder and louder. The first objects that caught my attention were some straggling villagers, sweeping down the lane with desperate speed of foot, and dismal looks of conster- nation. I made towards the door, but the passage was choked full of alarmed and breathless fugitives, whose appre- hensions had driven them to the first asylum which opportunity presented. Ejaculations and exclamations of all sorts were gasped forth by tlie multitude in the passage. Some swore in wrath, some laughed in self-congratulation, while others clamorously bewailed those of their kindred who might yet be exposed to the approaching danger. I inquired at a composed-looking middle- aged personage who stood beside me, the cause of this uncommon and alarming occurrence. “ Ou,” said he, coolly, “ MTdarrigle’s bulFs run wud, and he’s gaun to take the command o’ the town till we get a new magistrate ; for, as ye maun understand, sir, Bailie Brodie died yesterday.” The inhabit- ants rushed by in greater numbers, the sounds grew numerous, louder and more intelligible, as the huddling multitude approached ; and I distinctly heard several voices bawling out, “ Rin, ye deevil, or ye’ll be torn to ‘coupins ! — Lord preserve us ! he’ll be ower the brae face — there he goes — confound ye ! rin — mercy on us ! sic a race ! ” The uproar and clamour, already run into utter confusion, turned fiercer and more riotous as a knot of people flew suddenly past the window, and left a space behind them that was immediately occupied by the bull, tumbling his huge unwieldy carcass down the lane, followed by an immense crowd of men, women, and children, and curs of every denomination. The hoarse bawling of the men, the screams of the women, and the clear treble of the children, the barking of curs, from the gruff big bow-wow of the mastiff down to the nyiff-nyaflf and yelp- yelp of the terrier, along with the boo- baloo and bellow of the bull, formed a wild and savage uproar that was truly deafen- ing. I dashed up the window and looked out. The enraged animal lumbered along, and heaved his ponderous bulk into fantastical attitudes, with his pos- terior appendage projecting straight out like a pole and tassel, his back raised, and his head ploughing on between his fore-feet. He hobbled, and hurled, and tumbled along with as blind an impulse as if he had been a mass ot destructive machinery driven headlong by the mad impetus of some terrible and ungovernable energy. Away he went. The last sight I saw of him was as he entangled his horns in a thick stunted bush that grew on the top of a bank at some distance. The bush withstood the violence of his shock, and he tumbled with his feet uppermost. He struggled for a few moments ; at length succeeded in tearing it out by the roots, vanished over the precipice, and went bellowing down the waterfall, amidst the shouts of the multitude who pursued him. A group of people, very closely wedged together, moved slowly up the village. They were carrying some in- dividual who had suffered from the fury of the enraged animal. They shouldered on towards M ‘Gowan’s in mournful nro- A NIGHT IN DUNCAN M^GOWAN^S. ^95 cession. All seemed extremely anxious to obtain a look of the unhappy sufferer. Those who were near pressed more closely towards the centre of the crowd, while those on the outside, excited by sympathetic curiosity, were leaping up round about, asking all the while the name of the person, and inquiring what injury he had sustained. “ He’s no sair hurt, I hope,” said one. “Is he dead ? ” said another of livelier appre- hensions and quicker sensibility. “ It’s auld Simon Gray,” said a young man, who came running up out of breath to •M‘Gowan’s door. “ Simon Gray’s dead ! ” “ Simon Gray dead ! ” cried M‘Gowan ; “ God forbid ! ” So saying, out at the door he rushed to ascertain the truth of the mournful intelligence. “ Wae’s me,” said Dame M ‘Go wan, “but this is a sair heart to us a’,” as she sank down in a chair, and cried for water to her only daughter, who stood sorrowfully beside her mother, alternately wringing her hands and plaiting the hem of her white muslin apron over her finger in mute affliction. Simon Gray the dominie was brought into M‘Gowan’s. He was bleeding at the nose and mouth, but did not appear to have received any very serious injury. Cold water was dashed on his face, his temples were bathed v/ith vinegar, and the occasional opening and shutting of the eye, accompanied with a laboured heaving of the breast, gave evidence that the dominie was not yet destined to be gathered to his fathers. The inquiries of the multitude round the door were numerous, frequent, and affectionate. The children were loud and clamorous in their grief, all except one little white-headed, heavy- browed, sun-burned vagabond, who, looking over the shoulder of a neigh- bour urchin, asked if there would be “ ony schulin’ the morn ; ” and upon an answer being sobbed out in the negative, the roguish truant sought the nearest passage out of the crowd, and ran up the lane whistling “Ower the water to Charlie,” till his career of unseasonable mirth was checked by a stout lad, an old student of Simon’s, who was running without hat and coat to inquire the fate of his beloved preceptor, and who, when he witnessed the boy’s heartless- ness, could not help lending him a box on the ear, which effectually converted his shrill whistle of delight into a mono- tonous grumble, accompanied by the common exclamation of wonderment, “What’s that for, ye muckle brute?” and a half hesitating stooping for a stone, which the lad who bowled on towards M ‘Go wan’s took no notice of till the messenger of the boy’s indignation lighted at his heels, and bounded on the road before him. By the affectionate attention of his friends Simon was soon able to speak to those around him, but still felt so weak that he requested to be put to bed. His revival was no sooner an- nounced at the door of the inn than a loud and tumultuous burst of enthusiastic feeling ran through the crowd, which immediately dispersed amidst clapping of hands, loud laughs, and hearty jokes. The landlord, after ministering to the necessities of the dominie, came into the apartment where I was silting. ‘ ‘ Surely, landlord, ” said I,* ‘ ‘ this old man Simon Gray is a great favourite among you. ” “Troth, sir, it’s nae wonder,” was the reply to my observation. “He has gien the villagers of Warlockheugh their lear, and keepit them lauchin’, for five-and-twenty years back. He’s a gude-hearted carle too ; he downa see a puir body in want, and rather than let the bairns grow up in idleness and ignorance, he’ll gie them their lear for naething. A’body’s fond o’ Simon, and the lasses especially, though he ne’er maks love to ane o’ them. They say some flirt o’ a lady disappointed 19 ^ THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. him when he was at the college, and he vowed ne’er to 'mak love to anither. But I daur say there’s some o’ our lasses vain eneugh to think they’ll be able to gar him brak his promise. It’ll no do, — he’s ower auld a cat to draw a strae afore. “ He’s a real auld bachelor in his way of leevin’. He maks and mends his ain claes too, clouts his ain shoon, darns his ain stockings, and keeps a lot o’ tools for a’ crafts. His kitchen’s a no-that-ill-red-up place ; but if ye saw his study, sir, as he ca’s’t, it’s the queerest, higgledy-piggledy, odds-and- ends sort o’ place ye ever saw in your life. It’s eneugh to turn your brain just to look intil’t. His pianoforte and his tables a’ covered wi’ a confused heap o’ books, writings, musical in- struments, colours, oil-paintings, and loose fragments o’ rough designs, made wi’ black and white caulk on a nankeen- coloured kind o’ paper. The wa’ is stuck fu’ o’ brass-headed nails that he hings his follies and his nonsense on. He has a muckle ill-faured image yonder, that he ca’s an Indian god, standing on his mantelpiece, wi’ lang teeth made o’ fish-banes, and twa round bits o’ white aim, with big black-headed tackets driven through the middle o’ them for een, and a queer crown on its head, made o’ split quills, plait strae, and peacocks’ feathers. It’s eneugh to gar a body a’ gme just to look at it. He has bears’ and teegers’ heads girnin’ on the wa’, and slouched hats, swords, dirks, and rusty rapiers o’ every kind. He has twa or three things yonder that he ca’s Roman helmets (though the maist o’ folk would reckon them nae ither than barbers’ basins), forby some imitations o’ auld coats o’ mail, made o’ painted pasteboard. Na, faith, the deil hae me,” continued Duncan, laughing at the whimsical character of the place he was describing, “if I dinna whiles think the body’s out o’ his wits. But he canna be that, either, for they’re great folks ca’ing upon him, baith far and near, and he cracks to them whiles in strange tongues, that nane in the kintra- side kens but himsel and the minister. Na, troth, sir, they say that our Mess John, wha’s no a lame hand himsel, is just a bairn to him. ’Od he’s a droll, ready-handed body. He maks a’thing himsel. He has some orra time on his hand, ye see ; and he’s either crooning ower some auld Scotch songs, or fiddling some outlandish tunes ; and, my faith ! he can twine them out frae the grist o’ a common strae-rape to the fineness o’ a windle-strae. He shakes and dirls sae wonderfully too, that ye wad think his fiddle’s no a thing o’ timmer and catgut at a’, but some droll musical creature o’ flesh and blood. Eh, my certie ! it gars a body’s bowels a’ tremble wi’ gladness whiles to hear him. He’ll come in here at an antrin time, ca’ for his gill o’ gin, and no a living creature wi’ him, and sit ower’t for twa or three hours, crackin’ to him* sel, and laughin’ as loudly and heartily at his ain queer stories, as if he had a dizzen o’ merry cronies at his elbow. He ne’er forgets when he’s takin’ his drams to wish himsel weel ; for at every sip, he says, ‘ Here’s to ye, Simon — thanks to ye, Mr Gray ; ’ and so on he goes the whole night, as if he were a kind of a twafauld body. Ae night when he sat in my back-room and' loosed his budget of jokes, and laughed and roared wi’ himsel for twa hours, I laid my lug to the key-hole o’ the door, and owerheard the following dialogue.” At this part of mine host’s narrative the rattling of a wheeled vehicle was heard, and ceased immediately upon reach- ing the door of the inn. Mr Cleekum, the village lawyer, had come in a few minutes before, and was sitting beside us, laughing at M‘ Go wan’s narrative, of the latter part of which he also had been an auditory witness. M ♦Gowan’s loquacity ceased when he heard the vehicle at the door ; he looked out at the window. A NIGHT IN DUNCAN'M‘GOWAN^S. 97 turned round to me, and said hastily, “ Maister Cleekum ’ll tell ye a’ about it, sir, — he heard it as weel as me. — Excuse me, there’s a gig at the door, We maun mind our ain shop, ye ken, and a rider’s penny’s worth a gaiigrel’s groat ony day.” So saying, he hurried out, leaving the lawyer to gratify my curiosity by the sequel of the dominie’s solitary dialogue. “ M‘Gowan’s description, sir, of this eccentric being is by no means exag- gerated,” said Mr Cleekum; ‘‘and if it can afford you any amusement, I shall relate the remainder of Mr Gray’s dia- logue, which I am the better enabled to do, from having put myself to the trouble of noting down the particulars, at the recital of which old Simon and myself have since laughed very heartily. You need not be surprised at his broad Scotch accent ; he has such a decided partiality for it, that he is commonly averse to using any other tongue, though no man speaks more politely than him- self when he is so disposed, and when the persons he converses with render it necessary. — After having finished his first measure of indulgence, Mr Gray proceeded thus : — “‘Come now. Sir Simon, and I’ll help ye hame, ye auld rogue. — I am much obliged to you, Mr Gray, but I’ll try to gar my ain shanks serve my ain turn, and ye may e’en put your ain hand to your ain hasp, my friend. — If ye like, we’ll have anither gill, and then toddle thegither. — Beware o’ dram- drinking, Sir Simon ; ye’ll get an evil name in the clachan. — I beg your par- don, Mr Gray ; I have been a riddle to the folks ower lang already, and as I ne’er do aucht in a corner, but what I may do on the causey, everybody kens he’ll no mak onything mair or less o’ me by being inquisitive. Na, na, Mr Gray, ye’re a’ out there ; there is no ane in the parish would hear an ill word o’ Simon. — But ye’re an auld man, sir, and set an evil example to others. — Ne’er a ane do I set an evil example to but yoursel, Mr Gray ; and for a’ your cant about sobriety, ye take your drams as regularly as I do ; and I defy you — I defy you or ony other man to say ye e’er saw me the waur o’ liquor in your life. Besides, Mr Gray, the progress of human life is like a journey from the equator to the north pole. We commence our career with the heat of passion and the light of hope, and travel on, till passion is quenched by indulgence, and hope, flying round the ball of life which is blackening before us, seems to come up behind us, mingled with dim and regretted re- miniscences * of things hoped for, obtained, enjoyed, and lost for ever but to memory : Oh ! age has weary days. And nights of sleepless pain. Youth needs no stimulus, it is too hot already ; but when a mail is shuffling forward into the Arctic circle of old age, he requires a warm potation to thaw the icicles that crust around his heart, and freeze up the streams of his affec- tions. There’s for you, Mr Gray ; what do you think of that? — Why, I think. Sir Simon, we’ll tell Duncan to fill’t again. — That now, that now, is friendly ; ’ and so saying, he rung for the landlord to fetch him the means of prolonging his solitary con- viviality. “This is that portion of Mr Gray’s dialogue with himself which M ‘Gowan and myself, perhaps officiously, listened to ; but as we are upon the subject of our venerable friend’s peculiarities, it may not be out of place to recite a little poetical work, which he composed some time ago. ” Having signified the pleasure I should derive from being favoured with the recital of a work from the pen of so eccentric a humorist as the dominie, Mr Cleekum proceeded to draw forth from his pocket and to read : — 198 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. The Minister’s Mare, The minister’s mare was as glide a gray mare As ever was saddled, or bridled, or shod ; Be’t foul or be’t fair, be’t late or be’t air. She nichered aye gladly when takin’ the road. The minister late in the e’ening cam hame. And stabled his marie, and heapit her heck, And gae her a forpit o’ oats to her wame. And theekit her cozily wi’ an auld sack. And the minister’s wife wi’ a bowet cam out, For a tenty and mensefu’ wife was she ; Glowered round her for gangrels that might be about, And syne in the stable-door thrawed round the key. And she oxtered the minister up the stair To his room, where his supper and slippers were het, Whaur a wee creepie-stool and an elbow chair At the blithe ingle-neuk were right cozily set. As the reverend carle gaed ben the house laughin’, And clappin’ his wife, an’ rubbin’ his hands, She helpit him aff wi’ his green tartan raughen, And frae ’neath his round chin loosed his lily-white bands* When supper was ower, the minister birsled His shins on the creepie upon the hearth-stane ; Worn out wi’ fatigue, to his roostin-place hirsled. And laid himsel down wi’ a wearied^man’s grane. His canny wee wife saw him cozily happit, Syne drew back the chairs frae the warm ingle-side ; Put creesh in the ee o’ the candle, and clappit Right kindly and couthily down by his side. The cracks o’ the twasome were kindly but few : The minister wi’ a “hech-ho,” turnM him roun’, O’er his cauld shouther-head the warm blanket he drew, Syne pu’d down his night-cap and snored snug and soarj\ The morning’s bright bonfire, that bleezed in the east, Had meltit in heaven ilk wee siller stern. When the cock crawed reveille to man, bird, and beast, As he sat on an auld knotty rung in the barn. The dog in the watch-house yowled eerie and lang. And struggled right fiercely to break frae his chain ; A NIGHT IN DUNCAN AT GO IVAN’S. 199 The auld chapel bell like a burial knell rang, And groanings were heard as frae bodies in pain. A loud rap cam rap to the minister’s yett, The minister’s wife wondered wha might be there ; While the reverend carle, glammering, graipit to get His drawers and bauchels, to slip down the stair. But he warily first frae the stair- winnock keekit, To ken wha this early disturber might be ; When he saw the dog loose, and the barn-door unsteekit, And his mare at the yett, cap’ring wild to be free Frae a blackavised rider, wha spurred her and banned her, Wi’ mony wild curses to tak to the road : And he stuck like a burr, though campsterie he fand her. While the minister cried, “ There’s been thieves here, gude — ! ” Fie, Tibby rise,” roared Mess John, loud as thunder, “The mischief’s come o’er us, we’re herriet, undone ; The barn’s broke, the dog’s loose, the mare’s aff, and yonder She’s rinnin’ — fie ! bring me my hat, coat, and shoon I ” His claes huddled on, wi’ his staff in his ban’. He out at the yett wi’ a belly-flaught flew ; While the stour that his mare raised in clouds o’er the Ian,* Turned into a glaur-drop ilk clear blob o’ dew. The stour, borne alang wi’ the wind strong and gusty, Gar’d the minister look like a miller sae gray ; And the sweat on his face, mixed wi’ dust, grew as crusty As if he were modelled in common brick-clay. And sometimes he haltit, and sometimes he ran. And sometime she sat himsel down in despair ; And sometimes he grew angry, and sometimes began To lighten his sair-burdened heart wi’ a prayer. But madly the rider o’er hill and o’er dale, Wi’ the minister’s mare like a fire-flaught he flew ; Whiles seen on a hill-top, whiles lost in a vale. Till they baith looked like motes on the welkin sae blue. The minister by the road-side sat him down. As vexed and as wearied as man weel could be ; Syne pil’d alf his wig, rubbed the sweat frae his crown, And puffed, steghed, and graned like a man gaun to dee. When an auld farmer carle, on his yaud trotting by. Accosted Mess John as he sat in despair ; THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. Made a bow like a com-sack, and as he drew nigh, Raised his twa waukit loofs^ cryin’ “ What brought ye there ? “ I’m sure it’s nae mair than an hour since I saw ye At Bourtree Brae-head, and that’s eight miles awa ! ” And he rubbit his een as he cried out, “ Foul fa’ me ! For glammery’s come o’er me, or else you’re grown twa. “ And where is your mare, for she stood at the door, Wi’ her bridle-reins drawn through a ring in the wa’, At Dawson’s door-cheek, where I saw her before I had drunk deoch-an-dorus wi’ Donald M‘Craw.” “Ye saw me ! ” said the minister ; “ how could that be, When I’ve only proceeded thus far on my road ? And that this is mysel, by a glance ye may see.” “ Why, then,” cried the farmer, “ the thing’s vastly odd. “ But twa hours ago, sir, your double was sitting At Dawson’s fire-side, — faith ! as I thoucht, half fou, — And ilk ane at hand thoucht it time to be flitting. When ye cursed and blasphemed till the candle burned blue, ” “ Why, Saunders, it’s surely been Sawtan ye’ve seen. The foul thief himsel, I could wad a gray groat ; He staw my gray mare ; — ^just turn back, my auld friend, Till I strip the foul thief of his sanctified coat. “ I’ve warsled wi’ Sawtan for many a year ; I’ve cloured him and loundered him aft times right sair 5 But the foul fiend has played me a pliskie, I fear; Lord save’s, man, I ne’er heard the like, I declare. “Fie, Saunders, let’s mount, and to Dawson’s let’s hurry, And chase the loon back to his ain lowin’ hame ; The tod’s in the fauld, God’s ain lambs he may worry ; Come, Saunders, let’s hunt him, Auld Clootie’s fair game.” And they rode till they came to John Dawson’s fore-door, Whaur the minister lighted, but wadna step in, When he heard how the deil in his ain likeness swore. As he dirled at the door, for the third tappit hen. And the folk were confounded, — amazed, — when they saw The auld carle himsel they had aft seen before ; Some darned into corners, and some ran awa. And ithers ran out, and glowered in at the door. But the minister beckoned them a’ to come back To the room aff-and*-on where the devil sat fou ; A NIGHT IN DUNCAN MCGOWAN'S, 201 In the wooden partition there gaped a wide crack, That ilk ane, by turns, wi’ amazement looked through. And there they heard Cloots, in a big elbow-chair. Snore like thunder far-alf, and now sleeping right sound, And some thought his feet didna look like a pair. For the tae o’ the ae boot to the heel was turned round. And they saw, when the ither foot once or twice moved, That the boot on that foot just turned round the same way ; Which, to the onlookers, sufficiently proved. They were baith cloven feet, — ay, as clear as the day. They saw a bit kitlin, that friskit and pattit A muckle black tossel below the big chair ; And it swung like a pend’lum, as wee baudrons clawtit The end that hung down like a bunch o’ horse-hair. When Dawson’s bull-terrier, streeked on the hearth-stane, Saw Clootie’s tail wagging, he barkit like mad ; Sprung till’t like a fury, and tugged might and main, And the deevil himsel couldna lowsen his baud. But the deil started up wi’ big chair, dog, an’ a’. And staggered, and stampit, and ance or twice fell ; Mess John cried, “ Lord save us ! ” — Like lightning, awa Flew deevil, and big chair, and terrier, to ! “There’s a strange production for you,” said Mr Cleekum, as he folded the paper and replaced it in his pocket. “ A strange production, indeed,” said I; “what could be Mr Gray’s object in writing such a poem ?” “Merely to please himself, sir, I suppose,” was the lawyer’s answer. “But,” continued I, “has it any reference to any particular character or occurrence ; or is it merely an extrava- gant fiction of the dominie’s own brain ?” “It refers to an old popular tradi- tion, ’’answered Mr Cleekum, “concern- ing a pious predecessor of our worthy minister, Mr Singleheart ; and, though the currency of its belief is now some- what crossed and obstructed by an adverse current of growing intelligence, it still floats in the memories and inva- ginations of those venerable annalists, the old women of the village, with whom the idle story was likely to perish for ever, if the dominie’s metrical version had not contributed to prolong it. ” Various remarks were made upon the merits of the production ; but as they were all blended with statements and allusions relative to local characters and incidents not connected with my present object, I resume my interrupted nar- rative. The children still continued round the door, shouting, halooing, and act- ing a thousand extravagances, nor could they be prevailed upon to depart till they saw the “maister.” Simon, who had so far collected his scattered senses, and renewed his exhausted strength, as to be able to give them that gratification, had no sooner opened the door for the purpose of receiving the congratulations of his scholars, than those who were nearest leaped up and 202 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, embraced him with unfeigned affection. They pulled and lugged him, crying, “Maister, maister while the beloved instructor stood hugging his chubby associates, and embracing them with all the warmth of an affectionate parent. These kind-hearted little beings, after receiving another token of the old man’s goodness, in the shape of pieces of biscuit and gingerbread, ran off, huzza- ing, to inform their parents of the marvellous escape of their venerable preceptor. Simon, being disengaged from the warm embraces of his pupils, came into the room where the landlord, Cleekum the lawyer, and myself were sitting. I had now full leisure and opportunity to examine the appearance of this singular and eccentric character. It was com- pletely at variance with every char- acteristic of modem gentility. His dress betokened the hand of the cun- ning craftsman of the last century, or his own whimsical taste had dictated to some modern son of the goose and thimble the antique shape of his habili- ments ; but, as we were before informed by the landlord, they were entirely the fabrication of his own taste and ingenuity. His single-breasted, rusty-black coat tapered away from the shoulders towards his lower extremities in the pyramidal shape, and when unbuttoned, or unclasped, rather, swung its copious folds round his jolly form with cumbrous and fantastical elegance. Two mother- of-pearl buttons, of uncommon circum- ference, and encircled with brass rings, were stuck as ornaments upon the haunches, and the breast was decorated with grotesque circles of the same fantastical description, with the addition of a handsome row of bright silver clasps. The vest, with its massy super- fluity of cloth, parted in the middle, and its ample pockets descended half- way down his thigh, leaving a space between their separation and the head of his breeches for his bright linen shirt to shine through, in the shape of an isosceles triangle. His blue plush breeches had three chequered or diced brass buttons to preserve their connexion, and terminated at the knee with the genuine old Cameronian cut. His stock- ings were light blue, sprinkled with little oblong dots of white ; and his shoes, cut square across the toes to save his corns, were held upon his feet by two anti- quated silver buckles of uncommon magnitude and curious workmanship. His personal appearance was that of a substantial old bachelor, on whom nature had generously bestowed a sound constitution, and it was evident from his looks that he by no means despised that invaluable inheritance. His face inclined to the square, but the features were all curvilinear, rather prominent, and flushed with that rosy hue of health which so often beams from the countenances of the sons and daughters of rustic labour. His fore- head was highly expressive of intellect, but the nether part of the face indicated that lubbei'ly sort of feeling which glories in a life of good humoured ease and fat contentment. His eyes were small, of a bright blue, but not a pair, for the one squinted outward through the interstices of his gray, bristly eye- brows ; which, along with a nether lip somewhat pendulous, a mouth turned up at the corners, and a long flat chin, gave the whole face a comical and risible expi-ession. During the time that Cleekum was reading his notes of the dominie’s solitary dialogue, Mr Singleheart, the village minister, M‘Glashan the piper, and some others belonging to the village, came into the room, which seemed to be as much public property as the village smithy. On the dominie’s entrance all rose to salute and congratu- late him upon his fortunate escape ; and I could see, from the cordial manner in which each in his turn grasped the old man’s hand, that each had his heart A NIGHT IN DUNCAN MCGOWAN'S, 203 at his finger-ends. It was not that puppyish forefinger-and-thumb sort of salutation which clips another frosty forefinger-and-thumb as if dreading contagion, but a hearty, honest grap- pling of fist with fist, which drew the blood from its fountain with a thrilling impulse, and sent its current warm and glowing into the clenched extremities, which were shaken so violently, and for such a length of time, that an imaginative and hasty person might suppose, in the rapidity of his decision, that each individual was disposed to graft himself upon the dominie, whose right arm, at length, seemed as feeble as that of a poor gut-scraper, who has jigged at a country wedding for a whole night. When Simon entered, I was intro- duced to him by Cleekum, whom I had by this time discovered to be an old school-fellow of my own. He saluted me with a frank and pleasant smile, and squeezed my hand so cordially, that I immediately felt that spontaneous and indefinable feeling of attachment towards him which, though the electric emotion of a moment, is often the forerunner of a long course of friendly intimacy. Upon my father’s name being mentioned, Simon recognised him as a playmate of his earlier days, and gave me a kindly invitation to spend a few days with him, which circumstances obliged me to refuse. Simon then took the opportunity of introducing me more particularly to the rest of the company, on account of “the old man,” as he said, meaning my father, for whom he seemed to entertain a deep sentiment of regard. He last of all recommended me with an air of serious solemnity to the notice of M‘Gowan. “ This gentleman,” said he, pointing to the last-mentioned individual, who appeared to be a singular compound of officiousness, selfishness, and benevo- lence, and who seemed to be at’all times a standing joke with my venerable friend, “ has some pretensions to honesty. He’ll do ye a good turn sometimes when ye’re no thinking o’t ; and, unlike the most of other 'men, he likes his friends the better the longer they sit beside him. Familiarity does not breed contempt with him, but poverty does ; and yet he’s no the hind- most to help misery to an awmous when he’s in a right mood for being good- hearted, and that happens aye ance or twice in a twalmonth.” “Come, come, now,” said M‘Gowan, gravely, “we’ll hae nae mair o’ that, Mr Gray. Ye’re an unco wag. It was only yestreen ye got me into a foul scrape wi’ our friend Cleekum there, and he flang out o’ the house, swearing like a very heathen that he wad tak the law o’ me for defamation o’ char- acter. ” “For the sake of peace and good fellowship, ” said Mr Singleheart, “it will be meet and advisable for us to re- frain, as much as in us lies, from pro- fane joking and oonseasonable raillery ; because joking has small yedification in it, and raillery is a sort of salt-and- pepper compound, whilk burneth up the inward man with a fervent heat, and profiteth not, neither is meet for bodily nourishment.” “ I would be o’ your thocht, Mr Sinklart,” said Donald M‘Glashlan the piper ; I would be making peace wi’ peast and pody” — The piper was thus proceeding with his Highland exhortations to harmony, when Cleekum, who was sitting looking out at the window, started suddenly from his seat and hurried out of the house. M'Gowan’s curiosity being roused by Cleckum’s abrupt departure, he followed him to the door, and be- held him and M‘Harrigle the cattle- dealer at some distance, earnestly engaged in conversation. All that M‘Gowan’s ear could catch of their discourse was concerning the mad bull, M‘Harrigle’s property, and the occa- 204 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. sional mention of the dominie’s name. “ There’s mischief a-brewing down the lane there,” said McGowan, when he came in. ‘ ‘ Cleekum and that foolish passionate body M‘Harrigle are stand- ing yonder, an’ I could hear they were sayin’ something o’ you, Mr Gray, but what it was I couldna weel mak out. He’s a doited, credulous body, that M‘Harrigle ; an’ I could wager a sax- pence Cleekum’s makin’ a deevil o’ him some way or anither.” McGowan’s surmises were suddenly intermpted by vociferous and clamorous exclamations at the door, and their cause did not remain long unexplained. The door of the apartment flew open, and, rattling against the wall with violence, admitted the author of this fresh disturbance. It was M‘Harrigle. He was a short, square-shouldered man, of fierce aspect, whose naturally harsh features were much exaggerated by a powerful and alarming expression of rage and resentment. The face was, indeed, at first sight indescribable, and the tumultuous feelings and passions that deepened and darkened every line of it wrought such fearful and sudden changesuponitsmuscular expression that the whole seemed at first a wizard com- pound of different identities. Upon entering, his first salutation was a deafening and broken torrent of curs- ing, poured forth upon the dominie, as the fancied author of the flight and death of the mad animal, whose career had spread such consternation through the village. It was in vain that the whole company remonstrated against the rudeness, absurdity, and brutality of his conduct. He stood on the middle of the floor with his fist doubled, menaced each of us in our turn, as we interposed between him and the object of his resentment, or smiled at his folly and extravagance, and once or twice grappled the large oaken cudgel with which he impelled his horned pro- perty, as if he intended to commit the like beastly violence on those around him. Cleekum had retired to a comer to enjoy the sport his wicked wag- gery had created. The dominie sat composedly, and squinted at the cattle- dealer with a sly and jocular leerj which showed his soul delighted even in a very serious joke, from an inveterate habit of extracting fun from all the petty and frivolous incidents of common life. At times he seemed lost in a careless, musing mood, and at other times burst out into immoderate fits of laughter, which seemed to me perfectly unaccount- able. He then, in the true spirit and feeling of an enthusiastic elocutionist, recited from Shakspeare some favourite passage, warbled out a fragment of some ancient ditty, every now and then inter- spersing it with shrill and fitful passages of a new sonn'ata, which he had been practising on the violin, whose shrill treble fell in between the intervals of M‘Harrigle’s bass notes, like loose sand or gravel strewed over a rude foundation of ruble work. “ D ye, ” said M‘Harrigle, rising in his wrath at every fresh interruption of the dominie, and maddened at his really provoking coolness and indifference, “d ye, ye think it a’ a joke to hunt a man’s cattle to destmction, and then mak a fool o’ himsel wi’ your blackguard and unknown tongues ! Confound your hide, you glee’d, fiddling vagabond, an it werna for your coat, I would harle your hide ower your lugs like a sark ! Pay me my siller — pay me my siller for the beast, or I’ll turn the nose on your face like the pin o’ a hand-screw. Down wi’ the dust — I’ll no leave the room tiiri hae satisfaction o’ ye ae way or ither, that’s for certain.” .“Let there be peace,” said Mr Singleheart, “for out of strife cometh a multitude of evils ; and he who in vain taketh the name of his Maker shall not be held guiltless. You are an evil person, M‘Harrigle; and if you refrain A NIGHT IN DUNCAN 3DG0 IVAN’S. 20 ^ not from that profane and heathenish habit of cursing, we will, by the advice and council of our Kirk- Session, be obligated to debar you from all kirk preevileges, and leave you to be devoured and swallowed up by the evil one.’’ “ I beg your pardon,” said the cred- ulous and superstitious cattle-dealer ; ‘ ‘ I didna mean offence to you or ony man in the room ; but I’ll hae my ain. But it’s you, sir — it’s you, sir,” con- tinued he, addressing the dominie re- peatedly, and extending the tone of his voice at every repetition, till he had strained it to the most astounding pitch of vociferation ; “ it’s you, sir, that set ane o’ your mischievous vagabonds to hunt the poor dumb animal, till he ran red wud wi’ rage, and flew ower the craig head. And now he’s at the bottom o’ the linn, and fient be licket’s to be seen o’ him, but an ill-faured hash o’ hide, an’ banes, and harrigles, sooming an’ walloping at the bottom o’ the pool.” “ Somebody’s blawn an ill sough in your lug, friend,” said the dominie, as he caught M‘Harrigle gently by the sleeve, and invited him to sit down. “ Aff haun’s,” cried M‘Harrigle, rudely repelling the dominie’s invitation, — “ afif haun’s, I say; no man shall handle me like a brute beast. I ken what’s right as weel’s ony man, and I’ll allow no man to straik me wi’ the hair, to wyse me his ain gate, and syne row my tail to gar me rin by my ain byre door. I want no favours of ony man, but I’ll hae my ain, if there’s law and justice in the land.” M ‘Harrigle proceeded at great length to insist upon his right of restitution, bespattering his slaughter-house obser- vations with abominable oaths, like dirty shreds of dunghill rags sewed on a beggar’s doublet ; while the dominie sat musing, swinging backward and forward in his chair, making mental and sometimes audible quotations from the liquid Latin, and, at other times, reciting Greek professorially, ore ro- tunda. At length, awakening from his learned reverie, and looking over his shoulder to M ‘Harrigle, he said, in a tone most provokingly cool and in- different, — “ Were ye cursing, M ‘Harrigle? Ye shouldna curse, ye sinfu’ body ; for an ill life maks an ill hinder-end, and Sawtan’s but a rough nurse to spread the sheets and draw the curtains o’ ane’s death-bed.” The enraged cattle-dealer, finding all further threats and remonstrances un- availing, sat down in sullen and silent indignation, and, with his arms folded across his breast, his eyebrows knit, and his upper teeth firmly compressed against his nether lip, he scowled upon the supposed author of his wrongs, with an expression of face unutterably horrible. He had just sat down when Grierson the messenger brought in a tall, yellow, raw-boned thing of a boy, about fourteen years of age. He had been seized in Sir Robert’s poultry- yard, and although he had nothing in his possession to convict him as a criminal, his manner was so embarrass- ed, and his appearanee altogether so suspicious, that the servants laid hold on him, and committed him to the charge of the officer above mentioned, to be carried before a Justice of the Peace and interrogated. He was accord- ingly conveyed to McGowan’s, where the officer expected to find Christopher Ramsay of Wrendykeside, who, he was informed, had just alighted at the inn from his gig. He had gone, however, and the officer was about to depart with his charge, when the dominie called him back, and looking pleasantly at the boy, exclaimed, “ Ah, Geordie, are ye there, ye wild loon ? ” The boy started at the voice of his old preceptor, whom he had not before observed. He indeed had heard and believed that his vener- able instructor had been tom to pieces by the fury of the mad animal, whose 2o6 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. destruction had roused M‘Harrigle’s wrath to such a pitch of frenzy. He gazed upon the dominie with open mouth, and with a pair of large round eyes, much dilated beyond their usual circumference by an overpowering feel- ing of astonishment ; grew pale, and trembled so fearfully that his gruff guardian was compelled by humanity to let him have a seat beside his old master, who rose for his accommodation. The afflicted youth made an effort to speak, but in vain. He stretched oiit his two hands, grasped that of his master which was extended towards him, looked up in his face, aud sobbed as if his heart would burst. The tears ran in floods down his cheeks, and he at length cried out in a choked undertone of bitter agony,— “ Maister, will ye forgie me? Will ye forgie me ? Will they hang me for’t?’^ “Blessings on’s, man, Geordie,” cried the dominie, what’s wrang wi’ ye?” “ Oh ! ” cried the afflicted boy, “ my' father, and mother, and brothers, and as sisters, and a’ will get a sair heart for me yet. Oh ! ” and he continued to cry distractedly. “The deil tak the laddie,” said MTdarrigle, “it maks a man’s heart as saft as ill-fed veal to look at him. What’s come ower ye, . ye blubbering stirk ? ” Mr Singleheart spoke not a word to him, but continued clapping him on the shoulder, while M‘Glashan, every now and then, cried out, “ Hout, laddie, you’ll be makin’ a fool o’ us a’ noo, and so saying, he drew the back of his brawny fist across his eyes several times, began to finger his bagpipe in silence, as if he would soothe his sympathy by the imagination of playing some merry spring, but his fingers, after two or three rapid dumb-show flourishes, stood as stationary upon the holes as if the piper and his instrument of sound had been both chiselled out of the same stone. The boy still vented his grief as clamorously and bitterly as ever, clung to his master with the agony of a con- science-stricken penitent, and cried, — “Will ye forgie me? It was me that hunted the bull that I thocht had killed ye.” “ You, ye vagabond ! ” said M‘Har- rigle, collaring the unhappy youth. Cleekum seized the opportunity of run- ning off, rightly considering that he had carried the joke far beyond the bounds of discretion, and really appre- hensive that the evil spirit he had con- jured up would turn upon himself and rend him in its fury. “ You ! ’* contin- ued the irascible cattle-dealer ; “ what do ye think that ye deserve, you ill- gi’en neer-do-weel ? But I’ll mak your father pay. ” This last consideration loosened his grasp, and he seized the dominie’s hands “ with both his own, begged a thousand pardons with a rueful countenance, and in accents very different from his former imprecatory addresses. During the time that he was making this sincere and penitent apology for his rudeness and misconduct, he several times glanced round the apartment for Cleekum, cry- ing out, “ Where is that blackguard scribe ? It was him that did it a’.” He was safe, however. “There’s nae harm done where there’s nae ill meant, ” said the dominie, in reply to M‘Harrigle’s confession of repentance ; “ only ye shouldna flee on a body like an ill-bred tyke, when an ill-disposed neebour cries ‘ shoo ’ to ye. Dinna ye be ower ready in telling your mind to anybody, but let your thoughts cool as weel as your parritch.” “ ’Od, Simon,” rejoined the cattle- dealer, “ I am sure ye can hardly forgie me for the ill-faured words I hae said to ye the night ; I wish I could forget and forgie them mysel. I’m a wild brier o’ a body ; I’m aye into some confounded hobbleshow or anither. A NIGHT IN I) [INCAN ANGOWAN^S. 207 But I’m glad^ man, I didna lay hands on ye, for if I had I wad ne’er hae for- gi’en mysel for’t as lang as I live. Can I do naething to mak amends to ye for what I’ve done ? ” “Naething at a’, ’’replied the dominie, “but to settle as easily as ye can wi’ the laddie’s father.” “ Perad venture,” Mr Singleheart suggested, “ the youth may be released trom his captivity, and sent to the habit- ation of his father.” “There’ll be twa ways o’ that faith !” exclaimed Grietson. “ Na, na, though the hangman has lost a job. I’ll be paid for my trouble* I dinna gang about beating bushes for Unties, for deil-be- lickit but the pleasure o’ seeing them fleein’ back again. I’ll cage him. Ye’re a’ ready enough to wind a hank aff a neebour’s reel, or tak a nievefu’ out o’ his pock neuk, but ne’er a ane o’ ye’ll gie a duddy loon ae thread to mend his breeks, or a hungry beggar a handfu’ o’ meal to baud his wame frae stickin’ to his back bane.” “There,” said M‘Harrigle, tossing down a small sum of money as a bribe to stop the mouth of this snarling terrier of the law, “tak that, and save the parish the expense o’ buying you a tether. ” Grierson picked up the money and departed, leaving behind him as tokens of his displeasure, some muttered and unintelligible growlings ; and the boy was set at liberty, and sent home to his father. “Come, come,” said M‘Harrigle, “this affair ’ll no be weel ended till we hae sowthered our hearts again wi’ a half mutchkin o’ M‘Gowan’s best., Come, Duncan, draw the tow, and tell the gudewife to fetch the mutchkin stoup, and het water to kirsten’t. I’m sure I’m a fule o’ a body, for my lang tongue, my short temper, and my short wit, hae keepit me in a fry a’ the days o* me.” “Ye’re vera right, M‘Harrigle,” said the landlord, rubbing his hand briskly at the blithe proposal. “I’ll ring for Tibbie ; she’ll bring us some- thing worth preein’ out o’ her ain bole. She’s a bit eident body, and aye keeps a drap heart’s comfort in an orra neuk.” M‘Gowan pulled a hare’s foot at the end of a rope, which was suspended from an unhewn piece of knotted wood, of a threedegs-of-man shape, fastened by a strong screw nail into the wall, arid a solemn bell, most unlike the merry tinkle of an alehouse warning, was heard jowin’ and croorin’ in a distant apartment, from which our host- ess presently made her appearance. Her aspect and demeanour at first sight bespoke your affection. There was in her face a look of blithe contentment with her condition ; in her dress a neat attention to cleanliness and simplicity, and in her whole manner and behaviour a hearty and honest desire, not only to be happy herself, but to make all around her equally comfortable. She curtseyed respectfully and smilingly when she entered the room ; but it was not thatcut- and-dried sort of politeness which pub- licans in general indiscriminately pay to all their customers ; — it was a kind of friendly greeting, mingled with no small portion of gratitude towards those on whom she was conscious she de- pended for subsistence. It was that warm and kindly expression of affection which brought one who was removed from his family fireside in mind of his mother, and which made imagination point out her habitation as a quiet rest- ing place, where the unsettled sojourner might stop and glean from the barren field of earthly enjoyment some few ripe ears of happiness. “ My glide will to ye a’, gentlemen ; I’m thinkin’ ye were ca’in’. ” “That we were,” said M^Harrigle. “Fetch us a mutchkin o’ your best gudewife, and some het water.” “Ye’se no want that,” replied our hostess ; ‘‘ but ye’ll aiblins aforehand be 2o8 the book of SCOTTISH STORY. pleased to tak a tasting o’ supper ; I hae’t ready for ye yonder, as I guessed some o’ ye might stand in need o’ some sma refreshment. I’ll send it ben to ye in twa or three minutes, and syne get ye ony thing else ye want. Ay will ye,” said the motherly, sonsy, little woman, as she shut the door behind her with a gentleness of hand which showed that her affections had some regard even for things inanimate. A beautiful tall girl immediately made her appearance, and prepared the round oaken table before us for the re- ception of the landlady’s hospitality, by spreading over it a table-cloth of snowy whiteness, and in arranging the shining implements, which, from their brilliant cleanliness, seemed to be kept as much for ornaments to the kitchen shelf, as for the more vulgar purpose of preparing food for the process of mastication. She was evidently the daughter of the hostess. Her counten- ance indicated all the amiable qualities of her mother, but her manners were more polished, — at least they seemed so, perhaps from the circumstance of her language being pure English, un- mixed with any of the Doric dialect of her parent. By the mutual assist- ance of the landlady and her daughter, the table soon groaned beneath a load of savoury substantialities, most pro- vokingly pleasant to all but myself. Our chairs being drawn forward towards the attractive influence of the supper, and grace being said by the reverend Mr Singleheart, they all proceeded lustily and cheerfully to the work of repletion. “ Oogh ! ” says M‘Glashan the piper, as he opened his Celtic jaws, and disclosed two formidable rows of white stakes, which stood as a sort of turnpike gate to the entrance of his stomach, and demanded toll of all that passed that way, — “ oogh ! this’ll pe tooin’ her good, for her fu’ bag maks a loot trone.” “Verily, it is both savoury and re- freshing,” said Mr Singleheart, as he sawed away with a suppleness of elbow by no means consistent with the staid solemnity of his usual motions. “My faith!” said M‘Harrigle to the dominie, “your mill gangs glibly. ” “Ay,” says the dominie, “the still sow licks up the draff, and a heapit plate maks hungry men scant o’ cracks.” ‘ ‘ And scant o’ havins too, I think,” said M ‘Gowan ; “ for the stranger gentleman’s sittin’ there before us wi’ a toom plate.” ‘ ‘ Let him alane, ” said the dominie ; it’s time he were learning that a man that’s hamely’s aye welcome, and that frank looks mak kind hearts.” Cleekum had secreted himself in the kitchen, and, though indebted to Mrs M‘Gowan’s fidelity for his preservation from M ‘Harrigle’s indignation, he was by no means satisfied with the amount of the night’s amusement. It was at all times a source of delight to him to observe men acting extravagantly and foolishly under misconception and false impressions of one another ; and he at no time hesitated to invent and circulate fabrications, generally innocent, indeed, as to intention, but sometimes productive of serious consequences. He was commonly the most taciturn in- dividual in company, and notwithstand- ing his frolicsome and mischievous disposition, enjoyed the reputation among his neighbours of being a skilful lawyer, and what is still more creditable, a man of unimpeached integrity. This last quality, in some measure, atoned for his love of mischief, and enabled him to perform with impunity wild pranks, which might have seriously in- jured almost any other man. When he saw Dame M‘Gowan pre- paring supper, his whimsical imagination suggested to him the very ridiculous and extravagant trick of making M‘Glashan believe that his favourite bagpipes formed a part of the enter- tainment. This he accomplished by A NIGHT IN DUNCAN iM^GOWAN^S, 209 giving a little urchin a penny to steal unperceived into the room and fetch them away, and an old pair that lay on a shelf in the kitchen furnished him with the ready materials for carrying his whimsical conceit into execution. Ribbons of the same breadth and colour with those which garnished M‘Glashan’s pipes were purchased, and tied upon the drone, which was then attached to the “chieftain o’ the pudding race,” which had never before perhaps been dignified with such notable marks of distinction. Mrs M‘Gowan whispered to her husband a hint of the rarity pre- paring for them in the kitchen, and he gave a sly intimation of the same to the dominie. Part of the dishes being removed, the whole company sat in silent expect- ation of this new specimen of culinary skill, for the whispered hint had by this time been communicated to all except M‘Glashan himself. The dominie squinted at McGowan, with that sly and jocular expression of face for which he was so remarkable. The landlord himself could with difficulty re- strain his risibility within the compass of a well-bred smile. It was evident, from the various workings of his features, that it required no small exertion to master down his inward emotion, and keep it from leaping forth and divulging the secret of the coming joke. After a delay of a few minutes our good hostess entered with a pair of bag- pipes on a large plate. She placed them on the table and hurried out of the room, evidently for the purpose of enjoying a prudential and private laugh. There stood the piper’s instrument on the middle of the table, “warm, reek- ing, rich,” steaming forth its appetising fragrance, regaling every nose, delight- ing every eye, and provoking instan- taneous peals of laughter from all but the supposed proprietor of this fantasti- cal but seemingly substantial piece of good cheer. ■ U) “ Cod mak a mercy on us a’ ! An’ I will teclare, a polled pagpipe ! Who’ll be toing that, noo ? Gogh ! oogh ! ” said the enraged musician, snuffing himself into an ungovernable fit of rage, raising his bravmy and ponderous form into a threatening attitude and doubling his knotty, iron fists, with the design of hammering the offender, whose wicked temerity had dared to brave the indig- nation of this half-reclaimed mountain- eer. “ An you’ll offer to jag him, and let out his win’ too, oogh ! you’ll petter be a’ looking ower a house-rigging o’ twa storey. You’ll poll your tarn haggis in my pag, and sotter my trone too, and the vera ribbons I had at the com- peteetion. Shust mine ! ” cried the en- raged Highlander, looking more intent- ly at the Scotch haggis with its whimsical appendages. “ An you’ll no tell me the man wha would be toing that, I will mak the room my ain in five minutes. * I taur you all to touch him. I’ll mak a tead man o’ her — oogh ! oogh ! ” I was the only individual in the com- pany who seemed to feel any apprehen- sions about the consequence of this ab- surd piece of waggery. All the rest en- joyed it rarely, not even excepting the Rev. Mr Singleheart, who, though pos- sessing none of the elements of jocular- ity himself, was yet at times singularly well pleased to second a piece of inno- cent fun with his individual portion of jocose laughter. “ Sit down, ye muckle Highland stirk,” said M‘Harrigle, “and no mak a sough there about a boiled bagpipe. I’se warrant it’s a bit of gude eatin’ ; and we’ll see what can be made o’t when we hae pil’d awa thae whigma- leeries that are stickin’ round about it. Faith ! I wadna gie a mouthfu’ o’ your bagpipe, M‘Glashan, for a’ the music that ever came out o’ its drone. ” “ It’s quite a musical feast,” quoth the dominie ; “only I fear we’ll be troubled wi’ wind in our stomachs after making a meal o’t. Sit down, M‘Glashan,” he o 210 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, continued, “for, as you were sayin^ before, a fu’ bag maks a loud drone. “ Sit town ! sit town ! and see six Sassenach teevils tefour the bagpipes that hae pelanged to a M‘Glashan for twa hunder year ! Oogh 1 won the competeetion too I ” The gaunt descendant of the Gael stood grinding his teeth, opening and clenching his big bony fists, as if he fancied himself about to grapple with some sturdy antagonist. His large blue eyes flaming from beneath the fringe of his knitted eyebrow, the big muscles encircling the corner of either eye, and curving round the mouth in deep hard folds, and the outward shelving upper-lip, puckered with a thousand wrinkles, were rendered more pic- turesque and fearful from being hedged round by an uncommon mass of bristly gray hair, two large portions of which hung on his broad, flat cheeks, like two large bunches of burned furse, while the whole rugged exterior was rendered still more imposing by the association of his favourite guttural interjection, “ oogh ! His aspect lowered so grim and threatening, his “ ooghs ” became so loud and numerous, that all began to think it time to soothe the spirit of this Highland storm, lest its rising v/rath should descend with deadly vengeance on those around him. The landlord stepped out, and re- turned with M‘Glashan’s instrument. The mountaineer looked astonished, snatched it from him with eagerness, eyed it round and round, hugged and kissed the darling object of his aflection, and poured into its capacious bag a stream of wind which immediately issued in a wild and stormy pibroch. Delighted with his own performance, “ he botched and blew with might and main, ” ming- ling, every now and then, with his unearthly music, the half- recitative bass of a broad rumbling laugh, while M‘HaiTigle’s rugged terrier, with his two fore paws upon the piper’s knees, spun out long and eerie howls of canine sympathy. It was in vain that we praised the savoury Scotch haggis, and recommended it to the palate of M‘Glashan. His heart, as well as his wind, was in his bagpipe, and he never once deigned to return an answer to our reiterated invitations ; but having exhausted his scanty musical budget, the contents of which amounted to no more than a few Highland reels and strathspeys, he droned away in volun- taries so utterly horrible and dissonant, that Simon Gray, after swallowing a few morsels with as rueful contortions of visage as if every mouthful had been dipped in sand, ran out of the room holding his ears, and giving vent to a harsh German ack ! which was power- fully expressive of his crucified sense of hearing. The piper piped on, and seem- ed to enjoy a sort of triumph over the wounded feelings of the departed dominie. None of the rest of the com- pany followed his example, but each in- dividual sat still with as much coolness and composure as if his ears had been hermetically sealed against the grunting, groaning, and yelling of this infernal musical- engine. M ‘Glashan’s tempestuous hostility at length ceased, and the dominie returned as the large punch-bowl was shedding its fragrant effluvia through the apart- ment, giving to every eye a livelier lustre, to every heart a warmer glow, and to every tongue a more joyous and voluble expression. No more than two or three glasses had circulated when Mr Singleheart and the dominie left the generous beverage to the enjoyment of the more profane and less responsible members of this assemblage of convivial spirits. “ He is an ill-hearted tyke who can’t both give and take a joke,” said Cleekum, as he burst abruptly into the apartment. “ You would not certainly quarrel with an old friend, M‘Har- rigle ? ” A NIGHT IN DUNCAN M‘GOJVAN\S\ 21 1 “No, I’ll be hanged if I do,” was the reply of the cattle-dealer; “but Lord, man, if I had cloured Simon, I might hae run the kintra. Faith ! if ye gang delvin’ about this gate for fun, ye’ll set your fit on a wasp’s ‘byke some day. If I had but gotten my hands ower ye twa hours syne, there would hae been a job for the doctor. Let there be nae mair about it ; — there’s a glass to ye.” The night drave on wi' sangs and clatter.” One merry story suggested another, till the potent spirit of the bowl covered some all over with slumber “ as with a cloak,” laid others prostrate beneath the table, and to the maudlin eyes of the unconquered survivors presented every object as if of the dual number. The bustle and hurry of preparation in the kitchen had died away, orders for an additional supply of liquor were more tardily executed, and the kitchen-maid came in half undressed, holding a short gown together at the breast, rubbing her eyes, and staggering under the in- fluence of a stolen nap at the fireside, from which she had been hastily and reluctantly roused. Cleekum, M‘Harrigle, M‘Glasban, and myself were the only individuals who had any pretentions to sobriety. The landlord had prudently retired to rest an hour before. Silence reigned in the whole house, except in one apartment, and silence would have put down her velvet footstep there also, but for the oc- casional roars of M‘Harrigle, who bellowed as if he had been holding con- versational communion with his own nowt ; and the engine-without-oil sort of noise that M‘Glashan made as he twanged, sputtered, and grunted his native tongue to MTIarrigle, who was turning round to the piper every now and then, crying “D— — n your Gaelic, you’ve spewed enough o’t the night ; put a bung in your throat, you beast ! ” A few flies that buzzed and murmured round the room were the only joyous and sleepless creatures that seemed dis- posed to prolong the revelry. The cold toddy having lost its delicious relish, produced loathing, and its former exhilarating effluvia was now sickening to the nose. The candle-wick stood in the middle of the flickering flame like a long nail with a large round head, and sending the light in fitful flashes against the walls. The cock had sounded his clarion, the morning seamed the openings of the window- shutters with lines of light, and the ploughman, roused to labour, went whistling past the door. I opened the window-shutter. A glare of light rush- ed in and condensed the flame of our little luminary into a single bud of pale light, whose sickliness seemed to evince a kindred sympathy with the disorderly remains of the night’s revelry, and with the stupified senses and exhausted bodies of the revellers themselves. I looked out of the window. All was silent, save the far-off whistle of the ploughman who had passed, and the continual roar of the cataract ; and all was motionless, except the blue feathery smoke which puffed from a single-chim- ney, and floated down the glen in a long wavering stream. How chill and piercing the morning air feels to the nervous and debilitated reveller, and how reproachfully does the light of another day steal in upon the unseemly disorder of his privacy ! Almost every man feels himself to be somewhat of a blackguard who is thus surprised. Going home drunk in a summer morning! What a beast! Feebleness of knees, that would gladly lie down by the wayside, — headache, that makes the brain a merepuddleof dirty recollections, and dismal anticipations, — dimness of eyes, that makes every visible object caricaturish and monstrous, — filthiness of apparel enough to shame a very scavenger, — and a heart sick almost to 212 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. the commission of felo de se. Zig-zag, thump, thump, down again, howling, swearing, praying. It is a libel on the brute creation to call it beastliness. Brutes do no such thing. And the morning, how fresh, clear, green, and glittering ! Hang that fellow, — going to work, I imagine. What on earth roused him at such an unseasonable hour? To be a spy upon me, I suppose. Who are you, sir ? — A poor man, please your honour, sir. — A poor man ! go and be hanged then. — These birds yelping from that thicket are more un- musical than hurdy-gurdy, marrow- bone and cleaver. I wish each of them had a pipe-stopple in its windpipe. I never heard such abominable discord. The whole world is astir. Who told them I was going home at this time in the morning? Who is that singing the “ Flower o’ Dunblane ” at the other side of the hedge ? A milkmaid — “ and the milkmaid singeth blithe.” Ah, John Milton, thy notions of rural felicity were formed in a closet. You may have a peep of her through this “ slap.” Rural innocence ! — a mere hum- bug, — a dirty, tawdry, pudding-legged, blowsy-faced, sun-burnt drab. What a thing for a shepherdess in a pastoral ! Confound these road trustees ; they have been drawing the road through a bore, and have made it ten times its common length, and a hundred times narrower than its common breadth. Horribly rough ; no man can walk steadily on it. Have the blockheads not heard of M ‘Adam ? In the words of the Lawrencekirk albuni epigrammatist, — ** The people here ought to be hanged. Unless they mend their ways.’* Hast thou, gentle reader, ever gone home drunk in a summer morning, when thy shame, that is day-light, was rising in the east ? Sulky — a question not to be answered. So much for thy credit, for there be in this sinful and wicked world men who boast of such things. I am glad thou art not one of them. Neither do I boast of such doings ; for, gentle reader, I went to bed. My bedroom was one of M ‘Gowan’s garret-rooms. Cleekum and M‘Harrigle, who lived at some distance, thought proper to retire to rest before visiting their own firesides ; and M‘Glashan, being a sort of vagrant musician, who had no legal domicile in any particular place, had always a bed assigned him in M‘Gowan’s when he visited the village. Stretched in bed after a day’s travel- ling and a night’s carousing — exquisite pleasure ! It is worth a man’s while to travel thirty or forty miles to enjoy such a blessed luxury. After a few yawnings, pokings out and drawings up of the legs, the whole body begins to feel a genial glow of heat, and he is worse than an infidel who in such a pleasurable mood does not feel disposed to bless his Maker. Everything being properly arranged, the curtains carefully drawn around, the night-cap pulled down over the ears and foldedupward on the brow, the pillow shifted, shuffled, and nicely adjusted to the head, the clothes pulled and lugged about, till there is not a single air-hole left to pinch the body, the downy bed Itself, by sundry tossings and turnings, converted into an exact mould for the particular part of the body that has sunk into it, then does the joyous spirit sing to itself inwardly, with the mute melody of gratitude, — “I’m wearin’ awa, Jean I ” — Blackwood's Magazine^ 1826. THE MILLER AND THE FREEBOOTER. 213 THE MILLEE AND THE FEEEBOOTEE. By Sir Thomas Dick Lauder. In Glenquoich, in Aberdeenshire, in the early part of last century, there was a corn-mill erected for the use of the neighbourhood, and as the construction and management of such machines were ill understood in that part of Scotland at the time, a miller was brought from the low country to superintend it. In this neighbourhood there lived at that time a certain Donald Mackenzie, a hero remarkable for his haughty and imperious manner, and known by the appellation of “Donald Unasach,” or Donald the Proud. Being a native of Glenquoich, he knew as little of the English language as the miller did of Gaelic. Pie was an outlaw, addicted to freebooting, and of so fierce and unruly a temper, that the whole country stood in awe of him. One circumstance regarding him struck everyone with superstitious awe, and created much conjecture and speculation among those around him : he was never known to be without abundance of meal, and yet he was never known to carry any corn to the mill. But the sagacious miller of Glen- quoich soon discovered that, in order to bilk him of his proper mill-dues, the caitiff was in the habit of bringing his grain to the mill in the night, and grinding it, and carrying it off before morning. To charge him directly with this fraud, was too dangerous an attempt. But the miller ventured to ask him now and then, quietly, how he did for meal, as he never brought any corn to the mill ; to which the freebooter never returned any other answer than one in Gaelic, signifying that “strong is the hand of God !” Provoked at last, the miller determin- ed to take his own way of curing the evil ; and, having some previous notion of the next nocturnal visit of his unwelcome customer, he took care, before leaving the mill in the evening, to remove the bush, or that piece of wood which is driven into the eye of the nether millstone, for the purpose- of keeping the spindle steady in passing through the upper stone. He also stopped up the spout through which the meal discharged it- self ; and as the mill was one of those old-fashioned machines, where the water-wheel moved horizontally, and directly under the stones, it follows that, by this arrangement of things, the corn would fall into the stream. Hav- ing made these preparations, the miller locked his house door, and went to bed. About midnight, Donald arrived with his people, and some sacks of dry corn, and finding everything, as he thought, in good order in the mill, he filled the hopper, and let on the water. The machinery revolved with more than ordinary rapidity ; the grain sank fast in the hopper ; but not a particle of it came out at the place where he was wont to receive it into his bag as meal. Donald the Proud and his “gillies” were all aghast. Frantic with rage, he and they ran up and down ; and, in their hurry to do everything, they succeeded in doing nothing. At length Donald perceived, what even the obscurity of the night could not hide, a long white line of fair provender flowing down the middle of the stream, that left not a doubt as to where his corn was discharg- ing itself. But he could neither guess how this strange phenomenon was pro- I duced, nor how the evil was to be cured. After much perplexity, he thought of turning off the water. But here the wily miller had also been prepared for him, having so contrived matters. 214 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. that the pole, or handle connecting the sluice with the inside of the mill, had fallen off as soon as the water was let on the wheel. Baffled at all points, Donald was compelled at last to run to the miller’s house. Finding the door locked, he knocked and bawled loudly at the window ; and, on the miller demanding to know who was there, he did his best to explain, in broken English, the whole circumstances of the case. The miller heard him to an end ; and turning him- self in his bed, he coolly replied, “strong is the hand of God ! ” Donald Unasach gnashed his teeth, tried the door again, returned to the window, and, humbled by the circumstances, repeated his explanation and entreaties for help. “ Te meal town te purn to te teill hoigh^ Aoig/i T’ “ I thought ye had been ower weel practeesed in the busi- ness to let ony sic mischanter come ower ye, Donald,” replied the imper- turbable lowlander ; “but, you know, ‘ strong is the hand of God ! ’ ” The mountaineer now lost all patience. Drawing his dirk, and driving it through the window, he began to strike it so violently against the stones on the out- side of the wall, that he illuminated the house with a shower of fire, that showed the terrified inmates the ferocious countenance of him who wielded the w’eapon. “ Te meal to te mill, te mutter to te maillerS sputtered out Donald, in the midst of his wrath, meaning to imply, that if the miller would only come and help him, he should have all his dues in future. Partly moved by this promise, but still more by his well-grounded fears, the miller arose at last, put the mill to rights, and ground the rest of the corn. And tradition tells us that after this the mill-dues were regularly paid, and the greatest harmony subsisted between Donald Unasach and the miller of Glen- quoich. ^ BEHJIE’S CHEISTENINS. By D. M. Moir. We’ll hap and row, hap and row. We’ll hap and row the feetie o’t; It is a wee bit weary thing, I dinnie bide the greetie o’t. — Provost Creech. An honest man, close button’d to the chin. Broad-cloth without, and a warm heart within. — Cowper, This great globe and all that it inherits shall dissolve. And, like the baseless fabric of a vision, Leave not a rack behind ! — Shakspeare. At the christening of our only bairn, Benjie, two or three remarkable cir- cumstances occurred, which it behoves me to relate. It was on a cold Nov- ember afternoon ; and really when the bit room was all redd up, the fire bleez- ing away, and the candles lighted, every thing looked full tosh and comfortable. It was a real pleasure, after looking out into the drift that was fleeing like mad from the east, to turn one’s neb inwards, and think that we Ixad a civilised home to comfort us in the dreary season. So, one after another, the bit party we had invited to the ceremony came papping in; and the BENJIES CHRISTENING, 215 crack began to get loud and hearty ; for, to speak the truth, we were blessed with canny friends and a good neigh- bourhood. N otwithstanding, it was very curious that I had no mind of asking down James Batter, the weaver, honest man, though he was one of our own elders; and in papped James, just w’hen the company had hafflins met, with his stocking-sleeves on his arms, liis nightcap on his head, and his blue- stained apron hanging down before him, to light his pipe at our fire. James, when he saw his mistake, was fain to retreat ; but we would not hear tell of it, till he came in, and took a dram out of the bottle, as we told him the not doing so would spoil the wean’s beauty, which is an old freak (the smallpox, however, afterwards did that) ; so, with much persuasion, he took a chair for a gliff, and began with some of his drolls — for he is a clever, humour- some man, as ye ever met with. But he had not got faron with his jests, when lo ! a rap came to the door, and Mysie whipped away the bottle under her apron, saying, “ Wheesht, wheesht, for tile sake of gudeness — there’s the min- ister ! ” This room had only one door, and James mistook it, running his head, for lack of knowledge, into the open closet, just as the minister lifted the outer-door sneck. We were all now sitting on nettles, for we were frightened that James would be seized with a cough, for he was a wee asthmatic ; or that some, knowing there was a thief in the pantry, might hurt good manners by breaking out into a giggle. However, all fora considerable time was quiet, and the ceremony was performed ; little Nancy, our niece, handing the bairn upon my arm to receive its name. So we thought, as the minister seldom made a long stay on similar occasions, that all would pass off well enough. But wait a wee. There was but one of our company that had not cast up, to wit, Deacon Paunch, the flesher, a most worthy man, but tremendously big, and grown to the very heels ; as was once seen on a wager, that his ankle was greater than my brans. It was really a pain to all feeling Christians, to see the worthy man waighling about, being, when weighed in his own scales, two-and- twenty stone ten ounces, Dutch weight. Honest man, he had had a sore fecht with the wind and sleet, and he came in with a shawl roppined round his neck, peeking like a broken-winded horse ; so fain was he to find a rest for his weary carcass in our stuffed chintz pattern elbow-chair by the fire-cheek. From the soughing of wind at the window, and the rattling in the lum, it was clear to all manner of comprehension, that the night was a dismal one ; so the minister, seeing so many of his own douce folk about him, thought he might do worse than volunteer to sit still and try our toddy ; indeed, we would have pressed him before this to do so, but what was to come of James Batter, who was shut up in the closet, like the spies in the house of Rahab the harlot, in the city of Jericho ? James began to find it was a bad business ; and having been driving the shuttle about from before daylight, he was fain to crook his hough, and felt round about him quietly in the dark for a chair to sit down upon, since better might not be. But, wae’s me ! the cat was soon out of the pock. Me and the minister were just argle- bargling some few words on the doctrine of the camel and the eye of the needle, when, in the midst of our discourse, as all was wheesht and attentive, an awful thud was heard in the closet, which gave the minister, who thought the house had fallen down, such a start, that his very wig louped for a full three- eights off his crown. I say we were needeessitated to let the cat out of the pock for two reasons : firstly, because we did not know what had happened ; and. 2i6 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. secondly, to quiet the minister’s fears, decent man, for he was a wee nervous. So we made a hearty laugh of it, as well as we could, and opened the door to bid James Batter come out, as we confessed all. Easier said than done, howsoever. When we pulled open the door, and took forward one of the candles, there was James doubled up, sticking twofold, like a rotten in a sneck-trap, in an old chair, the bottom of which had gone down before him, and which, for some craze about it, had been put out of the way by Nanse, that no accident might happen. Save us ! if the deacon had sate down upon it, pity on our brick-floor ! Well, after some ado, we got James, who was more frightened than hurt, hauled out of his hidy-hole ; and after lifting off his cowl, and sleeking down his front hair, he took a seat beside us, apologeezing for not being in his Sun- day’s garb, the which the minister, who was a free and easy man, declared there was no occasion for, and begged him to make himself comfortable. Well, passing over that business, Mr Wiggie and me entered into our humours, for the drappikie was beginning to tell on my noddle, and made me somewhat venturesome — not to say that I was not a little proud to have the minister in my bit housie ; so, says I to him in a cosh way, ‘‘Ye may believe me or no, Mr Wiggie, but mair than me think ye out of sight the best preacher in the parish ; nane of them, Mr Wiggie, can hold the candle to ye, man.” “ Wheesht, wheesht,” said the body, in rather a cold way that I did not expect, knowing him to be as proud as a pea- cock — “I daresay I am just like my neighbours.” This was not quite so kind — so says I to him, “ Maybe sae, for many a one thinks ye could not hold a candle to Mr Blowster the Cameronian, that whiles preaches at Lugton. ” This was a stramp on his corny toe. “Na, na,” answered Mr Wiggie, ra- ther nettled ; “let us drop that sub- ject. I preach like my neighbours. Some of them may be worse, and others better ; just as some of your own trade may make clothes worse, and some better, than yourself.” My corruption was raised. “ I deny that,” said I, in a brisk manner, which I was sorry for after — “I deny that, Mr Wiggie,” says I to him ; “I’ll make a pair of breeches wdth the face of clay.” But this was only a passing breeze, during the which, howsoever, 1 happen- ed to swallow my thimble, which accidentally slipped off my middle finger, causing both me and the com- pany general alarm, as there were great fears that it might mortify in the stomach ; but it did not ; and neither word nor wittens of it have been seen or heard tell of from that to this day. So, in two or three minutes, we had some few good songs, and a round of Scotch proverbs, when the clock chap- ped eleven. We were all getting, I must confess, a thought noisy ; Johnny Soutter having broken a dram-glass, and Willie Fegs couped a bottle on the bit table-cloth : all noisy, I say, except Deacon Paunch, douce man, who had fallen into a pleasant slumber ; so, when the minister rose to take his hat, they all rose except the deacon, whom we shook by the arms for some time, but in vain, to waken him. His round, oily face, good creature, was just as if it had been cut out of a big turnip, it was so fat, fozey, and soft ; but at last, after some ado, we succeeded, and he looked about him with a wild stare, opening his two red eyes, like Pandore oysters, asking what had happened ; and we got him hoized up on his legs, tying the blue shawl round his bull-neck again. Our company had not got well out of the door, and I was priding myself in my heart about being landlord to such THE MINISTER'S WIDOW, 217 a goodly turn out, when Nanse took me by the arm, and said, “ Come, and see such an unearthly sight.” This startled me, and I hesitated ; but at longandlast I went in with her, a thought alarmed at what had happened, and — my gracious ! there, on the easy-chair, was our bonny tortoise-shell cat. Tommy, with the red morocco collar about its neck, bruised as flat as a flounder, and as dead as a mawk ! The deacon had sat down upon it without thinking ; and the poor animal, that our neighbours’ bairns used to play with, and be so fond of, was crushed out of life without a cheep. The thing, doubtless, was not intended, but it gave Nanse and me a very sore heart THE MIHISTEE’S WIDOW, By Professor Wilson. The dwelling of the minister’s widow stood within a few miles of the beautiful village of Castle- Holm, about a hundred low-roofed houses that had taken the name of the parish of which they were the little romantic capital. Two small regular rows of cottages laced each other, on the gentle acclivity of a hill, separated by a broomy common of rich pasturage, through which hurried a translucent loch-born rivulet, with here and there its shelves and waterfalls overhung by the alder or weeping birch. Each straw-roofed abode, snug and merry as a beehive, had behind it a few roods of garden ground ; so that, in spring, the village was covered with a fragrant cloud of blossoms on the pear, apple, and plum trees ; and in autumn was brightened with golden fruitage. In the heart of the village stood the manse, and in it had she who was now a widow passed twenty years of privacy and peace. On the death of her hus- band, she had retired with her family — three boys — to the pleasant cottage which they now inhabited. It belonged to the old lady of the castle, who was patroness of the parish, and who accept- ed from the minister’s widow of a mere trifle as a nominal rent. On approach- ing the village, strangers always fixed upon Sunnyside for the manse itself, for an air of serenity and retirement brooded over it, as it looked out from below its sheltering elms, and the farm- yard with its corn-stack, marking the homestead of the agricultural tenant, was there wanting. A neat gravel-walk winded away, without a weed, from the white gate by the roadside, through lilacs and laburnums ; and the unruffled and unbroken order of all the breathing things that grew around, told that a quiet and probably small family lived within those beautiful boundaries. The change from the manse to Sunny- side had been with the widow a change from happiness to resignation. Pier husband had died of a consumption ; and for nearly a year she had known that his death was inevitable. Both of them had lived in the spirit of that Christianity which he had preached ; and therefore the last year they passed together, in spite of the many bitter tears which she wdio was to be the sur- vivor shed when none were by to see, was perhaps on the whole the best deserving of the name of happiness of the twenty that had passed over their earthly union. To the dying man Death had lost ail his terrors. He sat beside his wife, with his bright hollow 2lS THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, eyes and emaciated frame, among the balmy shades of his garden, and spoke with fervour of the many tender mercies God had vouchsafed to them here, and of the promises made to all who believed in the Gospel. They did not sit to- gether to persuade, to convince, or to uphold each other’s faith, for they be- lieved in the things that were unseen, just as they believed in the beautiful blossomed arbour that then contained them in its shading silence. Accord- ingly, when the hour was at hand in which he was to render up his spirit into the hand of God, he was like a grateful and wearied man falling into a sleep. His widow closed his eyes with her own hands, nor was her soul then disquieted within her. In a few days she heard the bell tolling, and from her sheltered window looked out, and followed the funeral with streaming eyes, but an un- weeping heart. With a calm counten- ance and humble voice she left and bade farewell to the sweet manse, where she had so long been happy ; and as her three beautiful boys, with faces dimmed by natural grief, but brightened by natural gladness, glided before her steps, she shut the gate of her new dwelling with an undisturbed soul, and moved her lips in silent thanksgiving to the God of the fatherless and the widow. Her three boys, each one year older than the other, grew in strength and beauty, the pride and flower of the parish. In school they were quiet and composed ; but in play-hours they bounded in their glee together like young deer, and led the sportful flock in all their excursions through wood or over moor. They resembled, in features and invoice, both of their gentle parents ; but nature had moulded to quite another character their joyful and impetuous souls. When sitting or walking with their mother, they subdued their spirits down to suit her equable and gentle contentment, and behaved towards her with a delicacy and thoughtfulness which made her heart to sing for joy. So, too, did they sit in the kirk on Sabbath, and during all that day the fountain of their joy seemed to subside and to lie still. They knew to stand solemnly with their mother, now and then on the calm summer evenings, beside their father’s grave. They re- membered well his pale kind face — his feeble walk — his bending frame — his hand laid in blessing on their young heads — and the last time they ever heard him speak. The glad boys had not forgotten their father ; and that they proved by their piety unto her whom most on earth had their father loved. But their veins were filled with youth, health, and the electricity of joy ; and they carried without and within the house such countenances as at any time coming upon their mother’s eyes on a sudden, were like a torch held up in the dim melancholy of a mist, diffus- ing cheerfulness and elevation. Years passed on. Although the youngest was but a boy, the eldest stood on the verge of manhood, for he had entered his seventeenth year, and was bold, straight, and tall, with a voice deepening in its tone, a graver expression round the gladness of his eyes, and a sullen mass of coal-black hair hanging over the smooth whiteness of his open forehead. But why describe the three beautiful brothers? They knew that there was a world lying at a distance that called upon them to leave the fields, and woods, and streams, and lochs of Castle-Holm ; and, born and bred in peace as they had been, their restless hearts were yet all on fire, and they burned to join a life of danger, strife, and tumult. No doubt it gave their mother a sad heart to think that all her three boys, who she knew loved her so tenderly, could leave her alone, and rush into the far-off world. But who shall curb nature ? Who ought to try to curb it when its bent is strong ? She reasoned a while, and tried to dissuade ; THE MINISTER'S WIDOW. 219 but it was in vain. Then she applied to her friends ; and the widow of the minister of Castle-Holm, retired as his life had been, was not without friends of rank and power. In one year her three boys had their wish ; — in one year they left Sunnyside, one after the other ; William to India, Edward to Spain, and Harry to a man-of-war. Still was the widow happy. The house that so often used to be ringing with joy, was now indeed too, too silent ; and that utter noiselessness sometimes made her heart sick, when sitting by herself in the solitary room. But by nature she was a gentle, meek, resigned, and happy being ; and had she even been otherwise, the sorrow she had suffered, and the spirit of re- ligion which her whole life had instilled, must have reconciled her to what was now her lot. Great cause had she to be glad. Far away as India was, and seemingly more remote in her imagi- nation, loving letters came from her son there in almost every ship that sailed for Britain ; and if at times some- thing delayed them, she came to believe in the necessity of such delays, and, without quaking, waited till the blessed letter did in truth appear. Of Edward, in Spain, she often heard — though for him she suffered more than for the others. Not that she loved him better, for, like three stars, each possessed alike the calm heaven of her heart ; but he was with Wellington, and the regiment in which he served seemed to be con- spicuous in all skirmishes, and in every battle. Henry, her youngest boy, who left her before he had finished his four- teenth year, she often heard from ; his ship sometimes put into port ; and once, to the terror and consternation of her lov- ing and yearning heart, the young mid- shipman stood before her, with a laugh- ing voice, on the floor of the parlour, and rushed into her arms. He had got leave of absence for a fortnight ; and proudly, although sadly too, did she look on her dear boy when he was sitting in the kirk with his uniform on, and his war-weapons by his side — a fearless and beautiful stripling, on whom many an eye was insensibly turned even during service. And, to be sure, when the congregation were dismissed, and the young sailor came smiling out into the churchyard, never was there such a shaking of hands seen before. The old men blessed the gallant boy ; many of the mothers looked at him not with- out tears ; and the young maidens, who had heard that he had been in a bloody engagement, and once nearly ship- wrecked, gazed upon him with un- conscious blushes, and bosoms that beat with innocent emotion. A blessed week it was indeed that he was then with his mother ; and never before had Sunnyside seemed so well to deserve its name. To love, to fear, and to obey God, was the rule of this widow’s life ; and the time was near at hand when she was to be called upon to practise it in every silent, secret, darkest corner and recess of her afflicted spirit. Her eldest son, William, fell in storming a fort in India, as he led the forlorn-hope. He was killed dead in a moment, and fell into the trench with all his lofty plumes. Edward was found dead at Talavera, with the colours of his regi- ment tied round his body. And the ship in which Henry was on board, that never would have struck her flag to any human power sailing on the sea, was driven by a storm on a reef of rocks, went to pieces during the night, and of eight hundred men, not fifty were saved. Of that number Henry was not ; but his body was found next day on the sand, along with those of many of the crew, and buried, as it deserved, with all honours, and in a place where few but sailors slept. In one month — one little month — did the tidings of the three deaths reach Sunnyside. A government letter in- 220 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, formed her of William’s death in India, and added, that, on account of the dis- tinguished character of the young soldier, a small pension would be settled on his mother. Had she been starving of want instead of blessed with competence, that word would have had then no meaning to her ear. Yet true it is, that a human — an earthly — pride can- not be utterly extinguished, even by severest anguish, in a mother’s heart, yea, even although her best hopes are garnered up in heaven ; and the weeping widow could not help feeling it now, when, with the black wax below her eyes, she read how her dead boy had not fallen in the service of an ungrateful state. A few days afterwards a letter came from himself, written in the highest spirits and tenderest affection. His mother looked at every word — every letter — every dash of the pen ; — and still one thought — one thought only, was in her soul ; — ‘ ‘ the living hand that traced these lines — where, what is it now ? ” But this was the first blow only ; ere the new moon was visible, the widow knew that she was altogether childless. It was in a winter hurricane that her youngest boy had perished ; and the names of those whose health had hither- to been remembered at every festal Christmas, throughout all the parish, from the castle to the humblest hut, were now either suppressed within the heart, or pronounced with a low voice and a sigh. During three months, Sunny side looked almost as if unin- habited. Yet the smoke from one chim- ney told that the childless widow was sitting alone at her fireside ; and when her only servant was spoken to at church, or on the village-green, and asked how her mistress was bearing these dispensations, the answer was, that her health seemed little, if at all impaired, and that she talked of coming to divine service in a few weeks, if her strength would permit. She had been seen through the leafless hedge stand- ing at the parlour window, and had motioned with her hand to a neigh- bour, who in passing, had uncovered his head. Her weekly bounty to several poor and bed -ridden persons had never suffered but one week’s in- termission. It was always sent to them on Saturday night ; and it was on a Saturday night that all the parish had been thrown into tears, with the news that Henry’s ship had been wrecked, and the brave boy drowned. On that evening she had forgotten the poor. But now the Spring had put forth her tender buds and blossoms — had strewn the black ground under the shrubs with flowers, and was bringing up the soft, tender, and beautiful green over the awakening face of the earth. There was a revival of the spirit of life and glad- ness over the garden, and the one en- circling field of Sunnyside ; and so like- wise, under the grace of God, was there a revival of the soul that had been sor- rowing within its concealment. On the first sweet dewy Sabbath of May, the widow was seen closing behind her the little white gate, which for some months her hand had not touched. She gave a gracious, but mournful smile, to all her friends, as she passed on through the midst of them along with the minister who had joined her on entering the churchyard ; and although it was observed that she turned pale as she sat down in her pew, with the Bibles and Psalm-books that had belonged to her sons lying before her, as they themselves had enjoined when they went away, yet her face brightened even as her heart began to burn within her at the simple music of the psalm. The prayers of the congregation had some months before been requested for her, as a person in great distress ; and, during service, the young minister, according to her desire, now said a few simple words, that in- timated to the congregation that the childless widow was, through his lips. THE MINISTER'S WIDOW, 22 returning thanks to Almighty God, for that He had not forsaken her in her trouble, but sent resignation and peace. From that day she was seen, as be- fore, in her house, in her garden, along the many pleasant walks all about the village ; and in the summer evenings, though not so often as formerly, in the dwellings of her friends, both high and low. From her presence a more gentle manner seemed to be breathed over the rude, and a more heartfelt delicacy over the refined. Few had suffered as she had suffered ; all her losses were such as could be understood, felt, and wept over by all hearts ; and all boisterous- ness or levity of joy would have seemed an outrage on her, who, sad and melancholy herself, yet wished all around her happy, and often lighted up her countenance with a grateful smile at the sight of that pleasure which she could not but observe to be softened, sobered, and subdued for her sake. Such was the account of her, her sorrow, and her resignation, which I received on the first visit I paid to a family near Castle-Holm, after the final consummation of her grief. Well- known to me had all the dear boys been ; their father and mine had been labourers in the same vineyard ; and as I had always been a welcome visitor, when a boy, at the manse of Castle- Holm, so had I been, when a man, at Sunnyside. Last time I had been there, it was during the holidays, and I had accompanied the three boys on their fishing excursions to the lochs in the moor ; and in the evenings pursued with them their humble and useful studies. So I could not leave Castle- Holm without visiting Sunnyside, although my heart misgave me, and I wished I could have delayed it till another summer. I sent word that I was coming to see her, and I found her sitting in that well- known little parlour where I had par- taken the pleasure of so many merry evenings with those whose laughter was now extinguished. We sat for awhile together speaking of ordinary topics, and then utterly silent. But the restraint she had imposed upon herself she either thought unnecessary any longer, or felt it to be impossible ; and rising up, went to a little desk, from which she brought forth three miniatures, and laid them down upon the table before us, saying, “ Behold the faces of my three dead boys ! So bright, breathing, and alive did they appear, that for a moment I felt impelled to speak to them, and to whisper their names. She beheld my emotion, and said unto me, “Oh! could you believe that they are all dead ? Does not that smile on Willie’s face seem as if it were immortal ? do not Edward’s sparkling eyes look so bright as if the mists of death could never have overshadowed them ? and think — oh ! think, that ever Henry’s golden hair should have been dragged in the brine, and filled full — full, I doubt not, of the soiling sand ! ” I put the senseless images one by one to my lips, and kissed their foreheads — for dearly had I loved these three brothers ; and then I shut them up and removed them to anotlier part of the room. I wished to speak, but I could not ; and, looking on the face of her who was before me, I knew that her grief would find utterance, and that not until she had unburdened her heart could it be restored to repose. ‘ * They would tell you, sir, that I bear my trials well ; but it is not so. Many, many unresigned and ungrateful tears has my God to forgive in me, a poor, weak, and repining worm. Almost every day, almost every night, do I weep before these silent and beautiful phantoms ; and when I wipe away the breath and mist of tears from their faces, there are they, smiling continually upon me ! Oh I death is a shocking thought, when it is linked in love with creatures 222 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, so young as these ! More insupportable is gushing tenderness, than even dry despair ; and, methinks, I could bear to live 'without them, and never to see them more, if I could only cease to pity them ! But that can never be. It is for them I weep, not for myself. If they were to be restored to life, would I not lie down with thankfulness into the grave? William and Edward were struck down, and died, as they thought, in glory and triumph. Death to them was merciful. But who can know, al- though they may try to dream of it in horror, what the youngest of them, my sweet Harry, suffered, through that long dark howling night of snow, when the ship was going to pieces on the rocks ! That last dismal thought held her for a while silent ; and some tears stood in drops on her eyelashes, but seemed again to be absorbed. Her heart ap- peared unable to cling to the horrors of the shipwreck, although it coveted them ; and her thoughts reverted to other objects. “ I walk often into the rooms where they used to sleep, and look on their beds till I think I see their faces lying with shut eyes on their pillows. Early in the morning do I often think I hear them singing ; I awaken from troubled unrest, as if the knock of their sportive hands were at my door summoning me to rise. All their stated hours of study and of play, when they went to school and return- ed from it, when they came into meals, when they said their prayers, when they went leaping at night to bed as lightsomely, after all the day’s fatigue, as if they had just risen— oh ! Sir, at all these times, and many, and many a time besides these, do I think of them whom you loved.” While thus she kept indulging the passion of her grief, she observed the tears I could no longer conceal ; and the sight of my sorrow seemed to give, for a time, a loftier character to hers, as if my weakness made her aware of her own, and she had become conscious of the character of her vain lamentations. ‘ ‘ Y et, why should I so bitterly weep ? Pain had not troubled them — passion had not disturbed them — vice had not polluted them. May I not say, ‘ My children are in heaven with their father?’ — and ought I not, therefore, to dry up all these foolish tears now and for ever- more ? ” Composure was suddenly shed over her countenance, like gentle sunlight over a cheerless day, and she looked around the room as if searching for some pleasant objects that eluded her sight. “ See,” said she, “yonder are all their books, arranged just as Henry arranged them on his unexpected visit. Alas ! too many of them a,re about the troubles and battles of the sea ! But it matters not now. You are looking at that drawing. It was done by himself — that is the ship he was so proud of, sailing in sunshine and a pleasant breeze. Another ship, indeed, was she soon after, when she lay upon the reef ! But as for the books, I take them out of their places, and dust them, and return them to their places, every week. I used to read to my boys, sitting round my knees, out of many of these books, be- fore they could read themselves ; but now I never peruse them, for their cheer- ful stories are not for me. But there is one Book I do read, and without it I should long ago have been dead. The more the heart suffers, the more does it understand that Book. Never do I read a single chapter, without feeling assured of something more awful in our nature than I felt before. My own heart mis- gives me ; my own soul betrays me ; all my comforts desert me in a panic ; but nevei* yet once did I read one whole page of the New Testament that I did not know that the eye of God is on all His creatures, and on me like the rest, though my husband and all my sons are dead, and I may have many years yet to live alone on the eai'th.” THE BATTLE OF THE B REEKS. 223 After this we walked out into the little avenue, now dark with the deep rich shadows of summer beauty. We looked at that beauty, and spoke of the sur- passing brightness of the weather during all June, and advancing July. It is not in nature always to be sad ; and the re- membrance of all her melancholy and even miserable confessions was now like an uncertain echo, as I beheld a placid smile on her face, a smile of such perfect resignation, that it might not falsely be called a smile of joy. We stood at the little white gate ; and, with a gentle voice, that perfectly accorded with that expression, she bade God bless me ; and then with composed steps, and now and then turning up, as she walked along, the massy flower- branches of the laburnum, as, bent with their load of beauty, they trailed upon the ground, she disappeared into that retirement which, notwithstanding all I had seen and heard, I could not but think deserved almost to be called happy, in a world which even the most thoughtless know is a world of sorrow. THE BATTLE OF THE BREEKS : A PASSAGE IN THE LIFE OF WILLIAM M‘GEE, WEAVER IN HAMILTON. By Robert Macnish, LL.D, I OFTEN wonder when I think of the tribulations that men bring upon them- sels, through a want of gumption and common independence of speerit. There now was 1, for nae less than eighteen years, as henpeckitaman as ever wrocht at the loom. Maggie and me, after the first week of our marriage, never forgathered weel thegither. There was something unco dour and imperious about her temper, although, I maun say, barring this drawback, she was nae that ill in her way either, — that is to say, she had a sort of kindness about her, and behaved in a truly mitherly way to the bairns, giein them a* things needfu’ in the way of feeding and claithing, so far as our means ad- mitted. But, oh, man, for a’ that, she was a dour wife. There was nae pleas- ing her ae way or anither ; and when- ever I heard the bell ringing for the kirk, it put me in mind of her tongue — aye wag, wagging, and abusing me be- yond bounds. In ae word, I was a puir, broken-hearted man, and often wished myself in Abraham’s bosom, awa frae the cares and miseries of this sinfu’ world. I was just saying that folk often rin their heads into scrapes for want of a pickle natural spunk. Let nae man tell me that gude nature and simpleecity will get on best in this world ; na — faith na. I hae had ower muckle experience that way ; and the langer I live has proved to me that my auld maister, James Currie (him in the Quarry Loan), wasna sae far wrang when he alleged, in his droll, gude-humoured way, that a man should hae enough o’ the deil about him to keep the deil frae him. That was, after a’, ane of the wisest observes I hae heard of for a lang time. Little did I opine that I would ever be obligated to mak use o’t in my ain particular case : — but, bide a wee, and ye shall see how it was brocht about between me and Maggie. It was on a wintry night when she 224 THt: BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. set out to pick a quarrel wi’ Mrs Todd, the huckster’s wife, anent the price of a pichle flour which I had bought some days before, for making batter of, but which didna turn out sae weel as I expeckit, considering what was paid for’t. Had I been consulted, I would hae tell’t her to bide at hame, and no fash her thumb about the matter, which after a’ was only an affair of three- ha’pence farthing, and neither here nor there. But, na ; Maggie was nane o’ the kind to let sic an object stan’ by ; so out she sets, wi’ her red cloak about her, and her black velvet bonnet — that she had just that day got hame frae Miss Lorimer, the milliner — upon her head. Bnt I maun first tell what passed between her and me on this wonderful occasion. “ And now, my dear,” quo’ I, looking as couthy and humble as I could, and pu’ing my Kilmarnock nicht-cap a wee grain aff my brow in a kind of half re- spectfu’ fashion, “what’s this ye’re ganging to be about? Odds, woman, I wadna gie a pirn for a’ that has hap- pened. What signifies a pickle flour, scrimp worth half a groat ? ” Faith, I would better hae held my tongue, for nae sooner was the word uttered, than takin’ haud of a can, half fu’ o’ ready-made dressing, which I was preparing to lay on a wab of blue check I was working for Mr Andi'ew Treddles, the Glasgow manufacturer — I say, taking haud of this, she let flee at my head like a cannon-ball. But Providence was kind, and instead of knocking out my brains, as I had every reason to expeck, it gaed bang against our ain looking-glass, and shattered it into five hunder pieces. But I didna a’thegither escape scaith — the dressing having flown out as the can gaed by me, and plaistered a’ my face ower in a manner maist extraordinar to behold. By jingo ! my spirit was roused at this deadly attempt, and gin she hadna been my wife, I wad hae thrawn about her neck, like a tappit-hen’s. But, na — I was henpeckit, and she had sic a mastery ower me as nae persuasions of my ain judgment could owercome. Sae I could do naething but stan’ glowering at her like a moudiewart, while she poured out as muckle abuse as if I had been her flunkey, instead of her natural lord and master. Ance or twice I fand my nieves yeuking to gie her a clour by way of balancing accounts, but such was the power of influence she had obtained, that I durstna cheep for my very heart’s blude. So awa she gaed on her errand, leaving me sittin’ by the fire to mak the best of my desperate condition. “ O, Nancy,” said I to my dochter, as she sat mending her brither’s sark, opposite to me, “ is na your mither an awfu’ woman ? ” “I see naething awfu’ about her,” quo’ the cratur ; “I think she servit ye richt ; and had I a man, I would just treat him in the same way, if he daured to set his nose against onything I wanted. ” I declare to ye, when I heard this frae my ain flesh and blude, I was perfectly dumfoundered. The bairn I had brought up on my knee — that used, when a wee thing, to come and sit beside me at the loom, and who was in the custom of wheeling my pirns wi’ her ain hand — odds, man, it was desperate. I couldna say anither word, but I faund a big tear come hap-happing ower my runkled cheeks, the first tliat had wet them sin’ I wqs a bit laddie rinnin’ about before the schule door. What was hermither’s abusiveness to this ? A man may thole muckle frae his wife, but, oh, the harsh w'ords of an undutifu’ bairn gang like arrows to his heart, and he weeps tears of real bitterness. I wasna angry at the lassie — I was ower grieved to be angered ; and for the first time I fand that my former sufferings were only as a single thread to a hale hank of yarn, com- pared to them I suffered at this moment. THE BA TTLE OF THE BBEEKS, 225 A’thegither, the thing was mair than I could stand, so rising up, I betaks mysel to my but-anrben neighbour, Andrew Brand. Andrew was an un- common sagacious chiel, and, like my- sel, a weaver to his trade. He was beuk- learned, and had read a hantle on different subjects, so that he was naturally looked up to by ■ the folks round about, on account of his great lear. When onything gaed wrang about the Leechlee Street, where we lived, we were a’ glad to consult him ; and his advice was reckoned no greatly behint that of Mr Meek, the minister. He was a great counter, or ’rithmetishian, as he ca’d it ; and it was thocht by mony gude judges that he could handle a pen as weel as Mr Dick, the writing-master, himsel. So, as I was saying, I stappit ben to Andrew’s, to ask his advice, but, odds ! if ye ever saw a man in sic a desperate passion as he was in when I tauld him how I had been used by my wife and dochter. “William M‘Gee,” said he, raising his voice, — it was a geyan strong ane, — “ ye’re an absolute gomeril. Oh, man, but ye’re a henpeckit sumph ! I tell ye, ye’re a gawpus and a lauching-stock, and no worth the name of a man. Do ye hear that ? ” “O ay, I hear’t very weel,” quo’ I, no that pleased at being sae spoken to, even by Andrew Brand, who was a man I could stamach a gude deal frae, in the way of reproof — “I hear’t a’ weel eheuch, and am muckle obleeged to ye, nae doubt, for your consolation.” “ Hooly and fairly, William,” said he in a kinder tone, for he saw I was a degree hurt by his speech. “ Come, I was only joking ye, man, and ye maunna tak onything amiss I hae said. But, really, William, I speak to ye as a frien’, and tell ye that ye are submitting to a tyranny which no man of common understanding ought to submit to. Is this no the land of liberty ? Are we no just as free as the Duke in his grand palace down by ; and has onybody a richt — tell me that, William M‘Gee — to tyranneeze ower anither as your wife does ower you ! I’ll no tell ye what to do, but I’ll just tell ye what I would do if my wife and dochter treated me as yours have treated you : losh, man, I would ding their hams about, and knock their heads thegither like twa curling-stanes. I would aye be master in my ain house.” This was Andrew’s advice, and I thocht it sounded geyan rational, only no very easy to be put in practice. Hoo- somever, thinks I to mysel. I’ll con- sider about it, and gin I could only bring mysel to mak the experiment, wha kens but I micht succeed to a miracle ? On stapping back to my ain house, the first thing I did was to tak a thimblefu’ of whisky, by way of gie- ing me a pickle spunk, in case of ony fresh rum*pus wi’ the wife, and also to clear up my ideas ; for I hae fand, that after a lang spell at the loom, the thochts, as weel as the body, are like to get stupid and dozey. So I taks a drappie, and sits down quietly by the fireside, waiting for the return of Maggie frae scolding Mrs Todd about the flour. In she comes, a’ in a flurry. Her face was as red as a peony rose, her breathing cam fast, and she lookit a’thegither like ane that has had a sair warsle wi’ the tongue. But she was far frae being downcast. On the contrair, she lookit as proud as a Turkey cock ; and I saw wi’ the tail o’ my ee that she had gained a gran’ victory ower puir Mrs Todd, who was a douce, quiet woman, and nae match for the like of her in ra.ndying. So she begaq to stump and mak a great phrase about the way she had outc’rawed the puir body ; and was a’thegither as upset about it as if Duke Hamilton had n^ade her keeper of his palace. Losh ! I was mad to hear’t, and twa or three times had a gude mind to put in a word, to sic a p 226 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, degree was my courage raised by the drap speerits ; but aye as the words were rising to my mouth, the thocht of the can and the dressing sent them back again, till they stuck like a bane in my throat. Very likely I micht hae said ne’er a word, and Andrew Brand’s advice micht hae gaiie for naething, had it no been for the cratur Nancy, who was sae lifted up about her mither’s dis- pute, that naething would sair her but to hae the hale affair mentioned cut and dry. “And did ye cast up to Mrs Todd, mither,” quo’ the little cutty, “ that she was fat ? ” “Ay, that I did,” said Maggie. I tell’t her she was like a barn-door. I tell’t her she was like the side of a house. ‘ Ye’re a sow,’ quo’ I ; ‘ye get fou every hour of the day, wi’ your lump of a gudeman ! ’” But this wasna a’ — for nae sooner had Maggie answered her dochter’s first question, than the cratur was ready wi’ anither : ‘ ‘ And, mither, did ye cast up to her that her faither was a meeser ?” “ Atweel did I, Nancy,” answered the gudewife. “ I tell’t her a’ that. I coost up to her that her faither was a meeser, and would ride to Lunnon on a louse, and mak breeks of its skin, and candles of its tallow. ” I could thole this nae langer. I fand the hale man working within me, and was moved to a pitch of daring, mair like madness than ony thing else. F aith, the whisky was of gude service now, and so was Andrew Brand’s advice. I accordingly steekit my nieves wi’ des- peration, threw awa my cowl, tucked up my sark sleeves, — for my coat hap- pened to be aff at the time, — and got up frae the three-footed stool I had been sitting upon in the twinkling of an ee. I trumbled a’ ower, but whether it was wi’ fear, or wi’ anger, or wi’ baith put thegither, it would be diffi- cult to say. I was in an awfu’ passion, and as fairce as a papist. “ And so,” said I, “ye coost up sic things to the honest woman, Mrs Todd I O, Maggie M‘Gee, Maggie M‘Gee, are ye no ashamed of yoursel ? ” ’Od it would hae dune your heart gude to see how she glowered at me. She was bewildered, and lookit as if to see whether I was mysel, and no some ither body. But her evil speerit didna lie lang asleep ; it soon broke out like a squib on the king’s birthday, and I saw that I maun now stand firm, or be a dead man for ever. “ Has your faither been at the whisky bottle ?” said she to her dochter. “ He looks as if he was the waur of drink.” “ He had a glass just before ye cam in,” answered the wicked jimpey ; and scarcely had she spoken the word, when Maggie flew upon me like a teeger, and gied me a skelp on the cheek wi’ her open loof, that made me turn round tapwise on the middle of the floor. Seeing that affairs were come to this pass, I saw plainly that I maun go on, no forgetting in sae doing my frien’ Andrew’s advice, as also my auld mas- ter Tammas Currie’s observe, anent a man ha’eing aneuch of the deil in his temper to keep the deil awa frae him. So I picked up a’ the spunk I had in me, besides what I had frae the drap whisky 5 and fa’ing to, I gied her sic a leathering as never woman got in her born days. In ae word, she met wi’ her match, and roared aloud for mercy ; but this I would on nae account grant, till she promised faithfully that, in a’ time coming, she would acknowledge me as her lord and maister, and obey me in everything as a dutiful wife should her husband. As soon as this was settled, in stappit Andrew Brand. At the sight of my wife greeting, and me sae fairce, he held up his hands wi’ astonishment. “William M‘Gee,” quo’ he, “it’s no possible that ye’re maister in this house ! ” “ It’s no only possible, .but it’s true, THE BATTLE OF THE B REEKS. 227 Andrew, ’’ was my answer ; and, taking me by the hand, he wished me joy for my speerit and success. Sae far, sae weel ; the first grand stroke was made, but there was some- thing yet to do. I had discharged a’ outstanding debts wi’ my wife, and had brocht her to terms ; but I had yet to reduce my bairns to their senses, and show them that I was their lord and maister, as weel as their mither’s. Puir things ! my heart was wae for them, for they were sairly miseducated, and held me in nae mair estimation, than if I had been ane of my ain wabster lads. So, just wi’ a view to their gude, I took down a pair of tench ben-leather taws, weel burnt at the finger-ends, and gied Nancy as mony cracks ower the bare neck, as set her squeeling beyond a’ bounds. It was pitifu’ to see the cratur, how she skipped about the room, and ran awa to her mither, to escape my faitherly rage. But a’ assistance frae that quarter was at an end now ; and she was fain to fa’ down on her knees, and beg my forgiveness, and promise to con- duct hersel as became my dochter, in a’ time coming. Just at this moment, in comes wee Geordie, greeting for his parritch. He kent naething of what had taken place in the house ; and, doubtless, expeckit to male an idiot of me, his faither, as he had been accustomed to do, almost frae his very cradle. I saw that now was the time to thresh the corruption out of him ; and brand- ishing the taws ower my head, I made a stap forrit to lay hand upon him, and 1 treat him like the lave. He looked as j if he had an inkling of what was forth- j coming, and ran whinging and craiking I to his mither, who stood wiping her een I wi’ her striped apron in a corner of the j room. The terrified laddie clang to her knees, but she never offered to lend a helping hand, sae great was the salu- tary terror wi’ which I had inspired her. So I pu’d him awa frae her coats, to j which he was clinging ; and, laying him I ower my knee, I gied him hipsie-dipsie ' in the presence of his mither, his sister, and Andrew Brand, who were look- ing on. And thus hae I, who for eighteen years was ruled by my wife, got the upper hand ; and ony man who is hen- peckit as I hae been, should just tak the same plan, and his success will be as sure as mine. Andrew Brand aye said to me that a man should wear his ain breeks ; and I can maintain, frae present experience, that a wiser saying is no to be found in the Proverbs of Solomon, the son of David. No that Maggie hasna tried nows and thans to recover her lost power, but I hae on thae occasions conduckit mysel wi’ sic firmness, that she has at last gien it up as a bad job, and is now as obedient a wife as ye’ll meet wi’ between this and Bothwell. The twa bairns, too, are just wonderfully changed, and are as raisonable as can be expeckit, a’ things considered. Let men, therefore, whether gentle or simple, follow my plan, and the word “ henpeckit,” as Andrew Brand says, will soon slip out of the dictionair. 228 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, MY SISTER KATE. By Andrew Picken. There is a low road (but it is not much frequented, for it is terribly round about) that passes at the foot of the range of hills that skirt the long and beautiful gut or firth of the Clyde, in the west of Scotland ; and as you go along this road, either up or down, the sea or firth is almost at your very side, the hills rising above you ; and you are just opposite to the great black and blue mountains on the other side of the gut, that sweep in heavy masses, or jut out in bold capes, at the mouth of the deep lochs that run up the firth into the picturesque highlands of Argyle- shire. You may think of the scene what you please, because steam-boating has, of late years, profaned it somewhat in- to commonness, and defiled its pure air with filthy puffs of coal smoke ; and because the Comet and all her unfortun- ate passengers were sunk to the bottom of this very part of the firth ; and be- cause, a little time previous, a whole boatful of poor Highland reaper girls were all run down in the night-time, while they were asleep, and drowned near the Clough lighthouse hard by ; but if you were to walk this road by the seaside any summer afternoon, going towards the bathing village of Gourock, you would say, as you looked across to the Highlands, and up the Clyde to- wards the rocks of Dumbarton Castle, that there are few scenes more truly magnificent and interesting. There is a little village exactly op- posite to you, looking across the firth, which is called Dunoon, and contains the burying-place of the great house of Argyle ; and which, surrounded by a patch of green cultivated land, sloping pleasantly from the sea, and cowering snugly by itself, with its picturesque cemetery, under the great blue hills frowning behind, looks, from across the firth, absolutely like a taste- ful little haunt of the capricious spirit of romance. Well, between this road on the low- land side of the firth, and the water’s- edge, ‘and before it winds off round by the romantic seat of Sir Michael Shaw Stewart, farther up, there stand, or stood, two or three small fishing cottages which, from the hills nearly over them, looked just like white shells, of a large size, dropped fancifulty down upon the green common between the hills and the road. In these cottages, it was observed, the fishermen had numerous families, who, while young, assisted them in their healthful employment ; and that the girls, of which there were a number, were so wild in their contented seclusion, that if any passenger on the road stopped to observe them, as they sat in groups on the green mending their father’s nets, they would take alarm, and rise and run off like fawns, and hide among the rocks by the sea, or trip back into the cottages. Now it happened, once on a time, that a great event took place to one of the cottager’s daughters, which, for a long period, deranged and almost destroyed the happy equality in which they had hitherto lived ; and becoming the theme of discourse and inquiry con- cerning things beyond the sphere of the fisher people and all their neighbours as far as Gourock, introduced among them no small degree of ambition and discontent. There was one of the fishermen, a remarkably decent, well disposed High- landman, from the opposite shore of Argyleshire, learned Martii> M‘Leod, and he h^td two daughters, the youngest MV SISTER KATE. 229 of which, as was no uncommon case, turned out to be remarkably and even delicately beautiful. But nobody ever saw or thought anything about the beauty of Catherine M‘Leod, except it might be some of the growing young men in the neigh- bouring cottages, several of whom be- gan, at times, to look at her with a sort of wonder, and seemed to feel a degree of awe in her company ; while her family took an involuntary pride in her beyond all the others ; and her eldest sister somehow imitated her in every thing, and continually quoted her talk, and trumpeted about among the neighbours what was said and done by ‘ ‘ my sister Kate.” Things continued in this way as Kate grew to womankind ; and she was the liveliest little body about the place, and used to sing so divertingly at the house-end, as she busied herself about her father’s fishing gear, and ran up and down “ among the brekans on the brae,” behind the cottages, or took her wanderings off all the way to the Clough lighthouse at the point. I say things continued in this way until a gentleman, who, it turned out, was all the way from London, came to lodge in Greenock, or Gourock, or Inverkip, or somewhere not very far distant ; and, being a gentle- man, and, of course, at liberty to do every sort of out-of-the-way thing that he pleased, he got a manner of coming down and wandering about among the cottages, and asking questions concerning whatever he chose of the fishermen ; and then it was not long until he got his eyes upon Kate. “ The gentleman,” as her sister used to tell afterwards, “was perfectly ill, and smitten at once about our Kate. He was not able,” she said, “to take the least rest, but was down constantly about us for weeks ; and then he got to talking to and walking with Kate, she linking her arm in his beneath the hill, just as it had been Sir Michael Stewart and my lady; and then such presents as he used to bring for her, bought in the grand shop of Bailie Macnicol, at Greenock ; gowns, and shawls, and veils, and fine chip hats, never speaking of ribbons, and lace edgings and mob caps — perfectly beautiful.” The whole of the fishermen’s daughters became mad with envy of poor Kate, and admiration of her new dress, which some said was mostly bought by her father after all, who wanted to have his daughter made a lady of ; and now nothing Was heard in the hamlet but murmurings and discontented com- plaints ; every girl looking at herself in the little cracked glass that her father used to shave by, to see if she were pretty, and wishing and longing, not only for a lover of her own, but even for a gentleman. So, as matters grew serious, and the gentleman was fairly in love, old Martin M‘Leod^ who looked sharply after Kate, behoved to have sundry conversations with the gentle- man about her ; and masters being appointed to teach her right things, which the fisher folks never heard of, but which were to turn her into a lady, Kate and the gentleman, after a time, were actually married in Greenock new church, and set off for London. During all this time, there were various opinions among the fisher people, how that Kate never was particularly in love with the gentleman ; and some even said that she was in love with somebody else (for pretty maidens must always be in love), or, at least, that some of the youths of the neighbourhood were in love with her ; but then the old folks said, that love was only for gentle people who could afford to pay for it ; and that when a gentleman was pleased to fall in love, no one had a right to say him nay, or pretend to set up against him. Some of the young women, to be sure, ventured to contest this doctrine, and cited various cases from the authority of printed ballads 230 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. bought at the Greenock fair, at a half- penny each ; and also from the tradi- tionary literature of Argyleshire, which was couched in the mellifluous numbers of the Gaelic language ; but, however this might be, the fame of Catherine M‘Leod’s happy marriage and great fortune was noised abroad exceedingly, among the fisher people throughout these coasts, as well as about Gourock and all the parts adjacent. As to the gentleman, it was found out that his name was Mr Pounteney, and that little Kate M‘Leod was now Mrs Pounteney, and a great London lady, but what quality of a gentleman Mr Pounteney really was, was a matter of much controversy and discussion. Some said that he was a great gentle- man, and others thought that, from various symptoms, he was not a very great gentleman ; some went so far as to say he was a lord or a prince, while others maintained that he was only a simple esquire. Nothing, therefore, could be talked ot wherever Flora M‘Leod went, but about “ my sister Kate ; ” and she was quite in request everywhere, because she could talk of the romantic history and happy fortune of her lucky sister. Mrs Pounteney’s house in London, therefore, Mrs Pounteney’s grand hus- band, and Mrs Pounteney’s coach, excited the admiration and the discon- tent of all the fishermen’s daughters, for many miles round this romantic sea- coast, and these quiet cottages under the hills, where the simple people live upon their fish, and did not know that they were happy. Many a long summer’s day, as the girls sat working their nets on a knoll towards the sea, the sun that shone warm upon their indolent limbs on the grass, and the breeze that blew from the firth, or swept round from the flowery woods of Ardgowan, seemed less grateful and delicious, from their discontented imaginings about the for- tune of Mrs Pounteney ; and many a sweet and Avholesome supper of fresh boiled fish was made to lose its former relish, or was even embittered by obtru- sive discourse about the fine wines and the gilded grandeur of “ my sister Kate.” Even the fisher lads in the neighbour- hood — fine fearless youths — found a total alteration in their sweethearts ; their discourse was not relished, their persons were almost despised ; and there was now no happiness found for a fisherman’s daughter, but what was at least to approach to the state of grandeur and felicity so fortunately obtained by “ my sister Kate.” The minds of Kate’s family were so carried by her great fortune, that vague wishes and discontented repinings fol- lowed their constant meditations upon her lucky lot. Flora had found herself above marrying a fisherman ; and a young fellow called Bryce Cameron, who had long waited for her, and whose brother, Allan, was once a sweetheart ot Kate’s herself, being long ago dis- carded ; and she, not perceiving any chances of a gentleman making his appearance to take Bryce’s place, be- came melancholy and thoughtful ; she began to fear that she was to have nobody, and her thoughts ran constantly after London and Mrs Pounteney. With these anxious wishes, vague hopes began to mix of some lucky turn to her own fortune, if she were only in the way of getting to be a lady ; and at length she formed the high wish, and even the adventurous resolve, of going all the way to London, just to get one peep at her sister’s happiness. When this ambition seized Flora M‘Leod, she let the old people have no rest, nor did she spare any exertion to get the means of making her pro- posed pilgrimage to London. In the course of a fortnight from its first serious suggestion, she, with a gold guinea in her pocket, and two one-pound notes of the Greenock Bank, besides other coins and valuables, and even a little 231 MY SISTER KATE. old-fashioned Highland brooch, with which the quondam lover of her sister, Allan Cameron, had the temerity to intrust to her, to be specially returned into the hand of the great lady when she should see her, besides a hundred other charges and remembrances from the neighbours, she set off one dewy morning in summer, carrying her shoes and stockings in her hand, to make her way to London, to get a sight of every- thing great, and particularly of her happy sister Kate. Many a weary mile did Flora M ‘Leod walk, and ride, and sail, through un- known places, and in what she called foreign parts ; for strange things and people met her eye, and long dull regions of country passed her like a rapid vision, as she was wheeled towards the great capital, and proper centre of Eng- land. After travelling to a distance that was to her perfectly amazing, she was set down in London, and inquired her way, in the best English she could command, into one of those long bidck streets, of dark and dull gentility, to which she was directed ; and after much trouble and some expense, at length found the door of her sister’s house. She stood awhile considering, on the steps of the mansion, and felt a sort of fear of lifting the big iron knocker that seemed to grin down upon her ; for she was not in the habit of knocking at great folk’s doors, and almost trembled lest somebody from within would frown her into nothing, even by their high and lofty looks. And yet she thought the house was not so dreadfully grand after all ; — not at all such as she had imagined, for she had passed houses much bigger and grander than this great gentleman’s ; it was not even the largest in its own street, and looked dull and dingy, and shut up with blinds and rails, having a sort of melancholy appearance. But she must not linger, but see what* was inside. . She lifted up the iron knocker, and as it fell the very clang of it, and its echo inside, smote upon her heart with a sensation of strange appre- hension. A powdered man opened it, and stared at her with an inquisitive and impertinent look, then saucily asked what she wanted. Flora courtesied low to the servant from perfect terror, say- ing she wanted to see Mrs Pounteney. “ And what can you want with Mrs Pounteney, young woman, I should like to know ? ” said the fellow ; for Flora neither looked like a milliner’s woman nor any other sort of useful person likely to be wanted by a lady. Flora had laid various pretty plans in her own mind, about taking her sister by surprise, and seeing how she would look at her before she spoke, and so forth ; at least she had resolved not to affront her by making herself known as her sister before the servants ; but the man looked at her with such sus- picion, and spoke so insolently, that she absolutely began to fear, from the interrogations of this fellow, that she would be refused admittance to her own sister, and was forced to explain and reveal herself before the outer door was fully opened to her. At length she was conducted, on tiptoe, along a passage, and then upstairs, until she was placed in a little back dressing-room. The servant then went into the drawing-room, where sat two ladies at opposite sides of the apartment, there to announce Flora’s message. On a sofa, near the window, sat a neat youthful figure, extremely elegantly formed, but petite^ with a face that need not be described, further than tliat the features were small and pretty, and that, as a whole, it was rich in the nameless expression of simple beauty. Her dress could not have been plainer, to be of silk of the best sort ; but the languid discontent, if not melancholy, with which the female, yet quite in youth, gazed towards the window, or bent over a little silk netting with which she care- 232 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, lessly employed herself,- seemed to any ol?server strange and unnatural at her time of life. At a table near the fire was seated a woman, almost the perfect con- trast to this interesting figure, in the person of Mr Pounteney’s eldest sister, a hard-facedj business-like person, who, with pen and ink before her, seemed busy among a parcel of household accounts, and the characteristic accom- paniment of a bunch of keys occasion- ally rattling at her elbow. The servant approached, as if fearful of being noticed by “ the old one,” ashe was accustomed to call Miss Pounteney, and in a half whisper intimated to the little figure that a female wanted to see her. “ Eh ! what ! — what is it you say, John?” cried the lady among the papers, noticing this manoeuvre of the servant. “Nothing, Madam ; it is a person that wants my lady. ” ‘ ‘ Y our lady, sirrah ; it must be me ! — Eh ! what ! ” “ No, Madam ; she wants to see Mrs Pounteney particularly.” “Ah, John!” said the little lady on the sofa ; “just refer her to Miss Pounteney. There is nobody can want me.” “ Wants to see Mrs Pounteney par- ticularly ! ” resumed the sister-in-law : ‘ ‘ how dare you bring in such a message, sirrah ? Mrs Pounteney particularly, indeed ! Who is she, sirrah ! Who comes here with such a message while I am in the house?” “You must be mistaken, John,” said the little lady sighing, who was once the lively Kate M‘Leod of the fishing cottage in Scotland ; “just let Miss Pounteney speak to her, you need not come to me.” “No, madam,” said the servant, addressing Miss Pounteney, the natural pertness of his situation now returning to overcome his dread of ‘ ‘ the old one.” “This young person wants to see my mistress directly, and I have put her into her dressing-room ; pray, ma’am, go,” he added, respectfully, to the listless Kate. “Do you come here to give your orders, sirrah ? ” exclaimed Miss Poun- teney, rising like a fury, and kicking the footstool half way across the room, ‘ ‘ and to put strange people of your own accord into any dressing-room in this house ! and to talk of yottr mistress^ and wanting to speak to her directly, and privately, while I am here ! I wonder what sister Becky would say, or Mr Pounteney, if he were at home ! ” “Who is it, John? Do just bring her here, and put an end to this ! ” said Kate, imploringly, to the man. “Madam,” said John at last to his trembling mistress, “ it is your sister ! ” “Who, John?” cried Kate, starting to her feet ; “ my sister Flora — my own sister, from Clyde side! Speak, John, are you sure ? ” “Yes, Madam, your sister from Scotland. ” “Oh, where is she, where is she? Let me go ! ” “No, no; you must be mistaken, John,” said the lady with the keys, stepping forward to interrupt the anxious Kate. “John, this is all a mistake,” she added, smoothly; “Mrs Pounteney has no sister ! John, you may leave the room ;” and she gave a determined look to the other sister, who stood aston- ished. The moment the servant left the room. Miss Pounteney came forward, and stood in renewed rage over the fragile, melancholy Kate, and burst out with “ What is this, Kate ? Is it really possible, after what you know of my mind, and all our minds, that you have dared to bring your poor relations into my brother’s house? That it is not enough that we are to have the disgrace of your mean connections, but we are to have your sisters and brothers to no end coming into the very house, and MV S/ST£R KATE. 233 sending up their beggarly names and designations by the very servants ! Kate, I must not permit this. I will not — I shall not ; and she stamped with rage. “Oh, Miss Pouiiteney,” said Kate, with clasped hands, “will you not let me go and see my sister? Will you just let me go and weep on the neck of my poor Flora? I will go to a private place — I will go to another house, if you please ; I will do anything when I return to you, if I ever return, for I care not if I never come into this un- happy house more ! ” and, uttering this, almost with a shriek, she burst past the two women, and ran through the rooms to seek her sister. Meantime, Flota had sat so long waiting, without seeing her sister, that she began to feel intense anxiety ; and, fancying her little Kate wished to for- get her, because she was poor, had worked herself up into a resolution of assumed coldness, when she heard a hurried step, and the door was instantly opened. Kate paused for a moment after her entrance, and stood gazing upon the companion of her youth, with a look of such passionate joy, that Flora’s intended coldness was entirely subdued ; and the two sisters rushed into each other’s arms in all the ecstacy of sisterly love. “ Oh, Flora j Flora ! my dear happy Flora ! ” cried Kate, when she could get words, after the first burst of weep- ing ; ‘ ‘ have you really come all the way to London to see me? — poor me ! ” and her tears and sobs were again like to choke her. “ Kate — my dear little Kate!” said Flora, “this is not the way I expected to find you. Do not greet so dreadfully ; surely you are not happy, Kate?” “But yott are happy,” said Kate, weeping. “And how is my good High- land father, and mother, and my brother Daniel? Ah ! I think. Flora, your clothes have the very smell of the sea- shore, and of the bark of the nets, and of the heather hills of Argyleshire. Alas the happy days you remind me of. Flora ! ” “ And so, Kate, you are not so ve^y happy, after all,” said Flora, looking incredulously in her face ; “and you are so thin, and pale, and your eyes are so red ; and yet you have such a grand house, Kate ! Tell me if you are really not happy.” “ I have no house. Flora,” said Kate, after a little, “ and, I may say, no hus- band. They are both completely ruled by his two vixen sisters, who kept house for him before he married me, and still have the entire ascendancy over him. My husband, too, is not naturally good tempered ; yet he once loved me, and I might enjoy some little happiness in this new life, if he had the feeling, or the spirit, to treat me as his wife, and free himself and the house from the dominion of his sisters, especially the eldest. But I believe he is rather dis- appointed in his ambitious career, and in the hopes he entertained of matches for his sisters, and he is somewhat sour and unhappy ; and I have to bear it alb foi" is afraid of these women ; and I, the youngest in the family, and the only one who has a chance of being good tempered, am, on account of my low origin, forced to bear the spleen of all in this unhappy house.” “But, Kate, surely your husband would not behave so bad as to cast up to you that your father was a fisherman, when he took you from tlfe bonnie sea- side himself, and when he thought him- self once so happy to get you ? ” “ Alas ! he does indeed ! — too often — too often — when he is crossed abroad, and when his sisters set him on ; and it so humbles me, Flora, when I am sitting at his table, that I cannot lift my head ; and I am so sad, and so heart-broken among them all ! ” ‘ ‘ Bless me ! and can people be really so miserable, ’’said Flora, simply, “who 234 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, have plenty of money, and silk dresses to wear every day they rise ? ” “It is little you know, my happy Flora, of artificial life here in London,” said Kate, mournfully. ‘ ‘ As for dress, I cannot even order one but as my sister-in-law chooses ; and as for hap- piness, I have left it behind me on the beautiful banks of the Clyde. O that I were there again ! ” “ Poor little Kate ! ” said Flora, wist- fully looking again in her sister’s face ; ‘ ‘ and is that the end of all your grand marriage, that has set a’ the lasses crazy, from the Fairlie Roads to Gourock Point? I think I’ll gang back and marry Bryce Cameron after a’.” “Is Allan Cameron married yet?” said Kate, sadly. “ When did you see blithe and bonnie Allan Cameron? — Alas the day I ” “ He gave me this brooch to return to you, Kate,” said Flora, taking the brooch out of her bosom. “ I wish he had not gien it to me for you, for you’re vexed enough already.” ‘ ‘ Ah ! well you may say I am vexed enough,” said she, weeping and contem- plating the brooch. “Tell Allan Cameron that I am sensible I did not use him well — that my vain heart was lifted up ; but I have suffered for it ; many a sad and sleepless night I have lain in my bed, and thought of the de- lightful days I spent near my father’s happy cottage in Scotland, and about you, and about Allan. Alas ! jusf tell him not to think more of me ; for I am a sad arid sorry married woman, out of my own sphere, and afraid to speak to my own people, panting my heart out and dying by inches, like the pretty silver fish that floundered on the hard stones, after my father had taken them out of their own clear water.” “ God help you, Kate ! ” said Flora, rising ; “ you will break my heart with grief about you. Let me out of this miserable house ! Let me leave you and all your grandeur, since I cannot help you ; and I will pray for you, my poor Kate, every night at my bedside, when I get back to the bonnie shore of Argyleshire. ” Sad was the parting of the two weep- ing sisters, and many a kiss of fraternal affection embittered, yef sweetened, the hour ; and anxious was Flora M‘Leod to turn her back upon the great city of London, and to journey northwards to her own home in Scot- land, It was a little before sundown, on a Saturday evening, shortly after this, that a buzz of steam let off at the Mid Quay of Greenock, indicated that a steamboat had come in ; and it proved to be from the fair seaport of Liverpool, having on board Flora M‘Leod, just down from London. The boat as it passed had been watched by the cottagers where she lived up the Firth ; and several of them, their day’s work being over, set out towards the Clough to see if there was any chance of meeting Flora. Many were the congratulations, and more the inquiries, when they met Flora, lumbering homewards with her bundle and her umbrella, weary and looking anxiously out for her own sweet cottage by Clyde side. “Ah, Flora! is this you ! ” cried the whole at once ; ‘ ‘ and are you really here again 1 And how is your sister, and all the great people in London ? And, indeed, it is very good of you not to look the least proud, after coming from such a grand place ! ” With such congratulations was Flora welcomed again among the light- hearted fisher people in the West of Scotland. But it was observed that her tone was now quite altered, and her own humble contentment had com- pletely returned. In short, to bring our story to a close,, she was shortly after married to Bryce Cameron, and various other marriages soon followed ; for she gave such an account of what she had seen with her eyes, that a com- WAT THE PROPHET. 235 plete revolution took place in the senti- ments of the whole young people of the neighbourhood. It was observed in the hamlet that the unhappy Mrs Pounteney was never named after this by ai;y but with a melancholy shake of the head ; the ambition of the girls to get gentlemen seemed quite extinguished, and Flora in time began to nurse children of her own in humble and pious contentment. — The JDommiis Legacy. WAT THE PEOPHET. By James Hogg, “The Ettrick Shepherd. About sixty years ago* there de- parted this life an old man, who, for sixty years previous to that, was known only by the name of Wat the Prophet. I am even uncertain what his real sur- name was, though he was familiarly known to the most of my relatives of that day, and I was intimately acquainted with his nephew and heir, whose name was Paterson, — yet I hardly think that was the prophet’s surname, but that the man I knew was a maternal nephew. So far, I am shortcoming at the very outset of my tale, for in truth I never heard him distinguished by any other name than Wat the Prophet, f He must have been a very singular person in every respect. In his youth he was so much more clever and acute than his fellows, that he was viewed as a sort of phenomenon, or rather “a kind of being that had mair airt than his ain.” It was no matter what Wat tried, for either at mental or manual exertion he excelled ; and his gifts were so miscellaneous, that it was no wonder his most intimate acquaintances rather stood in awe of him. At the sports of the field, at the exposition of any part of Scripture, at prayer, and at * This interesting account of a very extra- ordinary character was contributed to the Edinbttrgh Literary Joiir 7 ial in 1829. t The old prophet’s surname was Laidlaw, being of a race that has produced more singu- lar characters than any of our country. mathematics, he was altogether un- equalled. By this, I mean in the sphere of his acquaintance in the circle in which he moved, for he was the son of a respectable farmer who had a small property. In the last-mentioned art his comprehension is said to have been truly wonderful. He seemed to have an intuitive knowledge of the science of figures from beginning to end, and needed but a glance at the rules to out- go his masters. But this was not all. In all the labours of the field his progress was equally unaccountable. He could with perfect ease have mown as much hay as two of the best men, sown as much, reaped as much, shorn as many sheep, and smeared as many, and with a little extra exertion could have equalled the efforts of three ordinary men at any time. As for ploughing, or any work with horses, he would never put a hand to it, for he then said he had not the power of the labour himself. How- ever unaccountable all this may be, it is no fabrication ; I have myself heard several men tell, who were wont to shear and smear sheep with him, when he was a much older man than they, that even though he would have been engaged in some fervent demonstration, in spite of all they could do, “he was aye popping off twa sheep, or maybe three, for their ane. ” 236 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. I could multiply anecdotes of this kind without number, but these were mere atoms of the prophet’s character — a sort of excrescences, which were never- theless in keeping with the rest, being matchless of their kind. He was in- tended by his parents for the Church — that is the Church of the Covenant, to which they belonged. I know not if Wat had consented thereto, but his education tended that way. However, as he said himself, he was born for a higher destiny, which was to reveal the future will of God to mankind for ever and ever. I have been told that he committed many of his prophecies to writing ; and I believe it, for he was a scholar, and a man of rather super- natural abilities ; but I have never been able to find any of them. I have often heard fragments of them, but they were recited by ignorant country people, who, never having understood them themselves, could not make them com- prehensible to others. But the history of his call to the prophecy I have so often heard, that I think I can state the particulars, although a little confused in my recollection of them. This event occurred about this time one hundred years, on an evening in spring, as Wat was going down a wild glen, which I know full well. “ I was in a contemplative mood,” he said (for he told it to any that asked him), “ and was meditating on the mysteries of redemption, and doubting, grievously ^doubting, the merits of an atonement by blood ; when, to my astonishment in such a place, there was one spoke to me close behind, saying, in the Greek language, ‘ Is it indeed so ? Is thy faith no better rooted ? ’ ‘ ‘ I looked behind me, but, perceiv- ing no one, my hair stood all on end, for I thought it was a voice from heaven ; and, after gazing into the fir- mament, and all around me, I said fear- fully, in the same language, ‘ Who art thou that speakest?’ And the voice answered me again, ‘ I am one who laid down my life, witnessing for the glorious salvation which thou art about to deny ; turn, and behold me ! ’ “ And I turned about, for the voice seemed still behind me, turn as I would, and at length I perceived dimly the figure of an old man, of singular aspect and dimensions, close by me. His form was exceedingly large and broad, and his face shone with benignity ; his beard hung down to his girdle, and he had sandals on his feet, which covered his ankles. His right arm and his breast were bare, but he had a crimson mantle over his right shoulder, part of which covered his head, and came round his waist. Having never seen such a figure or dress, or countenance before, I took him for an angel, sent from above to rebuke me ; so I fell at his feet to worship him, or rather to entreat for- giveness for a sin which I had not power to withstand. But he answered me in these words ; ‘ Rise up, and bow not to me, for I am thy fellow-servant, and a messenger from Him whom thou hast in thy heart denied. Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and Him only shalt thou serve. Come, I am commissioned to take thee into the pre- sence of thy Maker and Redeemer. ’ “ And I said, ^ Sir, how speakest thou in this wise ? God is in heaven, and we are upon the earth; and it is not given to mortal man to scale the heavenly regions, or come into the presence of the Almighty.’ And he said, ‘ Have thy learning and thy know- ledge carried thee no higher than this ? Knowest thou not that God is present in this wild glen, the same as in the palaces of light and glory — that His presence surrounds us at this moment — and that He sees all our actions, hears our words, and knows the inmost thoughts of our hearts ?’ “ And I said, ‘Yes, I know it.* “ ‘ Then, are you ready and willing at this moment,’ said he, ‘ to step into His WAT THE PROPHET ^ 2>7 presence, and avow the sentiments which you have of late been cherish- ing?’ “ And I said, ‘ I would rather have time to think the matter over again.’ “‘Alack! poor man!’ said he, ‘ so you have never been considering that you have all this while been in His immediate presence, and have even been uttering thy blasphemous sentiments aloud to His face, when there was none to hear but He and thyself.’ “ And I said, ‘ Sir, a man cannot force his belief.’ “ And he said, ‘ Thou sayest truly ; but I will endeavour to convince thee.’ Here a long colloquy ensued about the external and internal evidences of the Christian religion, which took Wat nearly half a day to relate ; but he still maintained his point. He asked his visitant twice who he was, but he de- clined telling him, saying he wanted his reason convinced, and not to take his word for anything. Their conversation ended by this mysterious sage leading Wat away by a path which he did not know, which was all covered with a cloud of exceed- ing brightness. At length they came to a house like a common pavilion, which they entered, but all was solemn silence, and they heard nobody moving in it, and Wat asked his guide where they were now. “This is the place where heavenly gifts are distributed to humanity,” said the reverend apostle ; “ but they are now no more required, being of no repute. No one asks for them, nor will they accept of them when offered, for worldly wisdom is all in all with the men of this age. Their preaching is a mere farce — an ostentatious parade, to show off great and shining qualifications, one- third of the professors not believing one word of what they assert, The gift of prophecy denied and laughed at ; and all revelation made to man by dreams or visions utterly disclaimed, as if the Almighty’s power of communicating with his creatures were not only shortened, but cut off for ever. This fountain of inspiration, once so crowded, is now, you see, a dreary solitude.” “ It was, in truth, a dismal- looking place, for in every chamber, as we pass- ed along, there were benches and seats of judgment, but none to occupy them ; the green grass was peeping through the seams of the flooring and chinks of the wall, and never was there a more appalling picture of desolation. “ At length, in the very innermost chamber, we came to three men sitting in a row, the middle one elevated above the others ; but they were all sleeping at their posts, and looked as if they had slept there for a thousand years, for their garments were mouldy, and their faces ghastly and withered. “ I did not know what to do or say, for I looked at my guide, and he seemed overcome with sorrow ; but thinking it was ill-manners for an intruder not to speak, I said, ‘ Sirs, I think you are drowsily inclined ? ’ but none of them moved. At length my guide said, in a loud voice, ‘ Awake, ye servants of the Most High ! Or is your sleep to be everlasting ? ’ “ On that they all opened their eyes at once, and stared at me, but their eyes were like the eyes of dead men, and no one of them moved a muscle, save the middlemost, who pointed with pale haggard hand to three small books, or scrolls, that lay on the bench before them. “Then my guide said, ‘Put forth thine hand and choose one from these. They are all divine gifts, and in these latter days rarely granted to any of the human race.’ One was red as blood, the other pale, and the third green ; the latter was farthest from me, and my guide said, ‘ Ponder well before you make your choice. It is a sacred mystery, and from the choice you make, your destiny is fixed through time and 238 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. eternity.’ I then stretched out my hand, and took the one farthest from me, and he said, ‘ It is the will of the Lord ; so let it be ! That which you have chosen is the gift of the spirit of prophecy. From henceforth you must live a life of sufferance and tribulation, but your life shall be given you for a proof, in order that you may reveal to mankind all that is to befall them in the latter days. And I opened the book, and it was all written in mystic characters, which I could not decipher nor comprehend ; and he said, ‘ Put up the book in thy bosom, and preserve it as thou wouldst do the heart within thy breast ; for as long as thou keepest that book, shall thy natural life remain, and the spirit of God remain with thee, and whatsoever thou sayest in the spirit, shall come to pass. But beware that thou deceive not thyself ; for, if thou endeavour to pass off studied speeches, and words of the flesh for those of the spirit, woe be unto thee ! It had been better for thee that thou never hadst been born. Put up the book ; thou canst not understand it now, but it shall be given thee to understand it, for it is an oracle of the most high God, and its words and signs fail not. Go thy ways, and return to the house of thy fathers and thy kinsfolk.’ “And I said, ‘ Sir, I know' not where to go, for I cannot tell by what path you brought me hither.’ And he took me by the hand, and led me out by a back-door of the pavilion ; and we entered a great valley, which was all in utter darkness, and I could perceive through the gloom that many people were passing the same way wdth our- selves ; and I said, ‘ Sir, this is dreadful ! What place is this?’ And he said, ‘ This is the Valley of the Shadow of Death. Many of those you see will grope on here for ever, and never get over, for they know not w^hether they go, or what is before them. But seest thou nothing beside ? ’ “ And I said, ‘ I see a bf ight and shining light beyond, whose rays reach even to this place.’ — ‘ That,’ said he, ‘ is the light of the everlasting Gospel ; and to those to whom it is given to perceive that beacon of divine love, the passage over this valley is easy. I have shown it to you ; but if you keep that intrusted to your care, you shall never enter, this valley again, but live and reveal the will of God to man till mortality shall no more remain. You shall renew your age like the eagles, and be refreshed with the dews of renovation from the presence of the Lord. Sleep on now, ancj take your rest, for I must leave you again in this world of sin and sorrow. Be you strong, and overcome it, for men will hold you up to reproach and ridicule, and speak all manner of evil of you ; but see that you join them not in their voluptuousness and iniquity, and the Lord be wdth you ! ’ ” There is no doubt that this is a con- fused account of the prophet’s sublime vision, it being from second hands that I had it ; and, for one thing, I know that one-half of his relation is not con- tained in it. For the consequences I can avouch. From that time forth he announced his mission, and began pro- phesying to such families as he was sent to. But I forgot to mention a very ex- traordinary fact, that this vision of his actually lasted nine days and nine nights, and at the end of that time he found himself on the very individual spot in the glen where the voice first spoke to him, and so much were his looks changed, that, when he went in, none of the family knew him. He mixed no more with the men of the world, but wandered about in wilds and solitudes, and when in the spirit, he prophesied with a sublimity and gi*andeur never equalled. He had plenty of money, and some property to boot, which his father left him ; but these he never regarded, but held on his course of severe abstemiousness, tVAT THE PROPHET 239 often subsisting on bread and water, and sometimes for days on water alone, from some motive known only to him- self. He had a small black pony on which he rode many years, and which he kept always plump and fat. This little animal waited upon him in all his fastings and prayings with unwearied patience and affection. There is a well, situated on the south side of a burn, called the Earny Cleuch, on the very boundary between the shires of Dum- fries and Selkirk. It is situated in a most sequestered and lonely place, and is called to this day the Prophet’s Well, from the many pilgrimages that he made to it ; for it had been revealed to him in one of his visions that this water had some divine virtue, partaking of the nature of the Water of Life. At one time he lay beside this well for nine days and nights, the pony feeding beside him all that time, and though there is little doubt that he had some food with him, no body knew of any that he had ; and it was believed that he fasted all that time, or at least subsisted, on the water of that divine well. Some men with whom he was fami- liar — for indeed he was respected and liked by everybody, the whole tenor of his life having been so inoffensive ; — some of his friends, I say, tried to reason him into a belief of his mor- tality, and that he would taste of death like other men ; but that he treated as altogether chimerical, and not worth answering ; when he did answer, it was by assuring them, that as long as he kept his mystic scroll, and could drink of his well, his body was proof against all the thousand shafts of death. His unearthly monitor appeared to him very frequently, and revealed many secrets to him, and at length disclosed to him that he was Stephen, the first martyr for the Gospel of Christ. Our prophet, in the course of time, grew so familiar with him, that he called him by the friendly name of Auld Steenie, and told his friends when he had seen him, and part of what he had told him, but never the whole. When not in his visionary and pro- phetic moods, he sometimes indulged in a little relaxation, such as draught- playing and fishing ; but in these, like other things, he quite excelled all com- peers. He was particularly noted for killing salmon, by throwing the spear at a great distance. He gave all his fish away to poor people, or such as he favoured that were nearest to him at the time; so that, either for his prophetic gifts, or natural bounty, the prophet was always a welcome guest, whether to poor or rich. He prophesied for the space of forty years^ foretelling many things that came to pass in his lifetime, and many which have dome to pass since his death. I have heard of a parable of his, to which I can do no iustice, of a certain woman who had four sons, three of whom were legitimate, and the other not. The latter being rather uncultivated in his manners, and not so well educated as his brethren, his mother took for him ample possessions at a great distance from the rest of the family. The young blade succeeded in his farming specula- tions amazingly, and was grateful to his parent, and friendly with his brethren in all their interchanges of visits. But when the mother perceived his success, she sent and demanded a tenth from him of all he possessed. This rather astounded the young man, and he hesi- tated about compliance in parting with so muchj at any rate. But the parent insisted on her right to demand that or any sum which she chose, and the teind she would have. The lad, not wishing to break with his parent and benefactor, bade her say no more about it, and he would give her the full value of that she demanded as of his own accord ; but she would have it in no other way than as her own proper right. On this the headstrong and 240 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. powerful knave took the law on his mother ; won, and ruined her ; so that she and her three remaining sons were reduced to beggary. Wat then con- tinued — “And now it is to yourselves I speak this, ye children of my people, for this evil is nigh you, even at your doors. There are some here who will not see it, but there are seven here who will see the end of it, and then they shall know that there has been a pro- phet among them.’^ It having been in a private family where this prophecy was delivered, they looked always forward with fear for some contention breaking out among them. But after the American war and its consequences, the whole of Wat’s parable was attributed thereto, and the good people relieved from the horrors of their impending and ruinous law- suit. One day he was prophesying about the judgment, when a young gentle- man said to him, “ O, sir, I wish you could tell us when the judgment will be.” “ Alas ! my man,” returned he, ‘ ‘ that is what I cannot do ; for of that day and of that hour knoweth no man ; no, not the angels which are in heaven, but the Almighty Father alone. But there will be many judgments before the great and general one. In seven years there will be a judgment on Scot- land. In seven times seven there will be a great and heavy judgment on all the nations of Europe ; and in other seven times seven there will be a greater one on all the nations of the world ; but whether or not that is to be the last judgment, God only knoweth.” These are dangerous and difficult sayings of our prophet. I wonder what the Rev. Edward Irving would say about them, or if they approach in any degree to his calculations. Not know- ing the year when this prophecy was delivered, it is impossible to reason on its fulfilment, but it is evident that both the first eras must be overpast. He always predicted ruin on the cause of Prince Charles Stuart, even when the whole country was ringing with ap- plauses of his bravery and conquests. Our prophet detested the politics of that house, and announced ruin and desolation not only on the whole house, but on all who supported it. The only prophecy which I have yet seen in writing relates to that brave but unfor- tunate adventurer, and is contained in a letter to a Mrs Johnston, Moffat, dated October ist, 1745, which must have been very shortly after the battle of Prestonpans. After some religious consolation, he says, ‘ ‘ As for that man, Charles Stuart, let no spirit be cast down because of him, for he is only a meteor predicting a sudden storm, which is destined to quench his baleful light for ever. He is a broken pot ; a vessel wherein God hath no pleasure. His boasting shall be turned into dread, and his pride of heart into astonishment. Terror shall make him afraid on every side ; he shall look on his right hand, and there shall be none to know him ; and on his left hand, and lo ! destruc- tion shall be ready at his side — even the first-bom of death shall open his jaws to devour him. His confidence shall pass away for ever, even until the king of terrors arrive and scatter brimstone upon his habitation. His roots shall be dried up beneath, and the foliage of his boughs stripped off above, until his remem- brance shall perish from the face of the earth. He shall be thrown into the deep waters, and the billows of God’s wrath shall pass over him. He shall fly to the mountains, but they shall not hide him ; and to the islands, but they shall cast him out. Then shall he be driven from light into darkness, and chased out of the land. “ Knowest thou not this of old time, that the triumph of the wicked is of short duration, and the joy of the hypo- crite but for a moment? Though his excellqncy mount up into the heavens, THE SNOW-STORM. 241 and his pride reach the stars, yet shall he perish for ever, like a shadow that passeth away and is no more. They who have seen him in the pride of his might shall say, Where is he ? Where now is the man that made the nations to tremble ? Is he indeed passed away as a dream, and chased away as a vision of the night ? Yea, the Lord, who sent him as a scourge on the wicked of the land, shall ordain the hand of the wicked to scourge him till his flesh and his soul shall depart, and his name be blotted out of the world. Therefore, my friend in the Lord, let none despond because of this man, but lay these things up in thy heart, and ponder on them, and when they are fulfilled, then shalt thou believe that the Lord sent me.” From the tenor of this prophecy, it would appear that he has borrowed largely from some of the most sublime passages of Scripture, which could not fail of giving a tincture of sublimity to many of his sayings, so much admired by the country people. It strikes me there are some of these expressions literally from the Book of Job ; but, notwithstanding, it must be acknow- ledged that some parts of it are pecu- liarly applicable to the after-fate of Charles Edward. When old age began to steal on him, and his beloved friends to drop out of the world, one after another, he be- came extremely heavy-hearted at being obliged to continue for ever in the flesh. He never had any trouble ; but he felt a great change take place in his consti- tution, which he did not expect, and it was then he became greatly concerned at being obliged to bear a body of fad- ing flesh about until the end of time, often saying, that the flesh of man was never made to be immortal. In this dejected state he continued about two years, often entreating the Lord to resume that which He had given him, and leave him to the mercy of his Re- deemer, like other men. Accordingly, his heavenly monitor appeared to him once more, and demanded the scroll of the spirit of prophecy, which was deli- vered up to him at the well in the wil- derness ; and then, with a holy admoni- tion, he left him for ever on earth. Wat lived three years after this, cheerful and happy, and died in peace, old, and full of days, leaving a good worldly sub- stance behind him. THE SNOW-STORM. By Professor Wilson. In summer there is beauty in the wildest moors of Scotland, and the wayfaring man who sits down for an hour’s rest beside some little spring that flows unheard through the bright- ened moss and water-cresses, feels his weary heart revived by the silent, serene, and solitary prospect. On every side sweet sunny spots of verdure smile towards him from among the melan- choly heather ; unexpectedly in the soli- - ( 4 ) tude a stray sheep, it may be with its lambs, starts half-alarmed at his motion- less figure; insects, large, bright, and beautiful, come careering by him through the desert air ; nor does the wild want its own songsters, — the gray linnet, fond of the blooming furze, and now and then the lark mounting up to heaven above the summits of the green pastoral hills. During such a sunshiny hour, the lonely cottage on the waste seems Q 242 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. to stand in a paradise ; and as he rises to pursue his journey, the traveller looks back and blesses it with a mingled emotion of delight and envy. There, thinks he, abide the children of In- nocence and Contentment, the two most benign spirits that watch over human life. But other thoughts arise in the mind of him who may chance to journey through the same scene in the desolation of winter. The cold bleak sky girdles the moor as with a belt of ice — life is frozen in air and on earth. The silence is not of repose but extinction ; and should a solitary human dwelling catch his eye, half buried in the snow, he is sad for the sake of them whose destiny it is to abide far from the cheerful haunts of men, shrouded up in melancholy, by poverty held in thrall, or pining away in unvisited and untended disease. But, in good truth, the heart of human ‘ life is but imperfectly discovered from its countenance ; and before we can know what the summer or what the winter yields for enjoyment or trial to our country’s peasantry, we must have conversed with them in their fields and by their firesides, and made ourselves acquainted with the powerful ministry of the seasons, not over those objects alone that feed the eye and the imagin- ation, but over all the incidents, occupa- tions, and events, that modify or con- stitute the existence of the poor. I have a short and simple story to tell of the winter life of the moorland cot- tager — a story but of one evening — with few events and no single catastrophe — which may haply please those hearts whose delight it is to think on the humble underplots that are carrying on in the great drama of life. Two cottagers, husband and wife, were sitting by their cheerful peat-fire one winter evening, in a small lonely hut on the edge of a wide moor, at some miles’ distance from any other habitation. There had been, at one time, several huts of the same kind erected close to» gether, and inhabited by families of the poorest class of day-labourers, who found work among the distant farms, and at night returned to dwellings which were rent-free, with their little gardens won from the waste. But one family after another had dwindled away, and the turf-built huts had all fallen into ruins, except one that had always stood in the centre of this little solitary village, with its summer- walls covered with the richest honeysuckles, and in the midst of the brightest of all the gardens. It alone now sent up its smoke into the clear winter sky — and its little end window, now lighted up, was the only ground- star that shone towards the belated travel- ler, if any such ventured to cross, on a winter night, a scene so dreary and deso- late. The affairs of the small house- hold were all arranged for the night. The little rough pony, that had drawn in a sledge, from the heart of the Black- moss, the fuel by whose blaze the cottars were now sitting cheerily, and the little Highland cow, whose milk enabled them to live, were standing amicably together, under cover of a rude shed, of which one side was formed by the peat-stack, and which was at once byre, and stable, and hen-roost. Within, the clock ticked cheerfully as the fire-light reached its old oak-wood case, across the yellow- sanded floor ; and a small round table stood between, covered with a snow- white cloth, on which were milk and oat-cakes, the morning, mid-day, and evening meal of these frugal and con- tented cottars. The spades and the mattocks of the labourer were collected into one corner, and showed that the succeeding day was the blessed Sab- bath ; while on the wooden chimney- piece was seen lying an open Bible ready for family worship. The father and the mother were sit- ting together without opening their lips, but with their hearts overflowing with happiness, for on this Saturday night THE SNOW-STORM, 243 they were, every minute, expecting to hear at the latch the hand of their only daughter, a maiden of about fifteen years, who was at service with a farmer over the hills. This dutiful child was, as they knew, to bring home to them “her sair-won penny fee,” a pittance which, in the beauty of her girlhood, she earned singing at her work, and which, in the benignity of that sinless time, she would pour with tears into the bosoms she so dearly loved. Forty shillings a-year were all the wages of sweet Hannah Lee ; but though she wore at her labour a tortoise-shell comb in her auburn hair, and though in the kirk none were more becomingly arrayed than she, one half at least of her earnings were to be re- served for the holiest of all purposes ; and her kind, innocent heart was glad- dened when she looked on the little purse that was, on the long-expected Saturday night, to be taken from her bosom, and put, with a blessing, into the hand of her father, now growing old at his daily toils. Of such a child the happy cottars were thinking in their silence. And well, indeed, might they be called happy. It is at that sweet season that filial piety is most beautiful. Their own Hannah had just outgrown the mere un- thinking gladness of childhood, but had not yet reached that time when inevit- able selfishness mixes with the pure cur- rent of love. She had begun to think on what her affectionate heart had felt so long ; and when she looked on the pale face and bending frame of her mother, on the deepening wrinkles and whitening hairs of her father, often would she lie weeping for their sakes on her midnight bed, and wish that she were beside them as they slept, that she might kneel down and kiss them, and mention their names over and over again in her prayer. The parents "whom before she had only loved, her expand- ing heart now also venerated. With gushing tenderness was now mingled a holy fear and an awful reverence. She had discerned the relation in which she, an only child, stood to her poor parents, now that they were getting old, and there was not a passage in Scripture that spake of parents or of children, from Joseph sold into slavery to Mary weeping below the Cross, that was not written, never to be obliterated, on her uncorrupted heart. The father rose from his seat, and went to the door to look out into the night. The stars were in thousands, and the full moon was risen. It was almost light as day, and the snow, that seemed encrusted with diamonds, was so hardened by the frost, that his daughter’s homeward feet would leave no mark on its surface. He had been toiling all day among the distant Castle- woods, and, stiff and wearied as he now was, he was almost tempted to go to meet his child ; but his wife’s kind voice dissuaded him, and, returning to the fireside, they began to talk of her whose image had been so long passing before them in their silence. “ She is growing up to be a bonny lassie,” said the mother; “her long and weary attendance on me during my fever last spring kept her down a while — but now she is sprouting fast and fair as a lily, and may the blessing of God be as dew and as sunshine to our sweet flower all the days she bloometh upon this earth.” “Ay, Agnes,” replied the father, “we are not very old yet — though we are getting older — and a few years will bring her to woman’s estate ; and what thing on this earth, think ye, human or brute, would ever think of injuring her? Why, I was speaking about her yester- day to the minister, as he was riding by, and he told me that none answered at the examination in the kirk so well as Hannah. Poor thing — I well think she has all the Bible by heart — indeed, she has read but little else — only some stories, too true ones, of the blessed I 244 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, martyrs, and some o’ the auld sangs o’ Scotland, in which there is nothing but what is good, and which, to be sure, she sings, God bless her, sweeter than any laverock.” ‘ ‘ Ay, — were we both to die this very night, she would be happy. Not that she would forget us all the days of her life. But have you not seen, husband, that God always makes the orphan happy? None so little lonesome as they! They come to make friends o’ all the bonny and sweet things in the world around them, and all the kind hearts in the world make friends o’ them. They come to know that God is more especially the Father o’ them on earth whose parents he has taken up to heaven ; and therefore it is that they, for whom so many have fears, fear not at all for themselves, but go dancing and singing along like children whose parents are both alive. Would it not be so with our dear Hannah ? So douce and thoughtful a child — but never sad or miserable — ready, it is true, to shed tears for little, but as ready to dry them up and break out into smiles ! I know not why it is, husband, but this night my heart warms towards her beyond usual. The moon and stars are at this moment looking down upon her, and she looking up to them, as she is glint- ing homewards over the snow. I wish she were but here, and taking the comb out o’ her bonny hair, and letting it all fall down in clusters before the fire, to melt away the cranreuch ! ” While the parents were thus speak- ing of their daughter, a loud sough of wind came suddenly over the cottage, and the leafless ash-tree under whose shelter it stood, creaked and groaned dismally as it passed by. The father started up, and, going again to the door, saw that a sudden change had come over the face of the night. The moon had nearly disappeared, and was just visible in a dim, yellow, glimmer- ing den in the sky. All the remote stars were obscured, and only one or two were faintly seen in a sky that half an hour before was perfectly cloudless, but that was now driving with rack, and mist, and sleet, the whole atmo- sphere being in commotion. He stood for a single moment to observe the direction of this unforeseen storm, and then hastily asked for his staff. “ I thought I had been more weather-wise — a storm is coming down from the Cairnbrae- hawse, and we shall have nothing but a wild night.” He then whistled on his dog — an old sheep-dog, too old for its former labours — and set off to meet his daughter, who might then, for aught he knew, be crossing the Black-moss. The mother accom- panied her husband to the door, and took a long frightened look at the angry sky. As she kept gazing, it became still more terrible. The last shred of blue was extinguished, the wind went whirling in roaring eddies, and great flakes of snow circled about in the middle air, whether drifted up from the ground, or driven down from the clouds, the fear -stricken mother knew not, but she at least knew that it seemed a night of danger, despair, and death. “ Lord have mercy on us, James, what will become of our poor bairn !” But her husband heard not her words, for he was already Out of sight in the snow-storm, and she was left to the terror of her own soul in that lonesome cottage. Little Hannah Lee had left her master’s house, soon as the rim of the great moon was seen by her eyes, that had been long anxiously watching it from the window, rising, like a joyful dream, over the gloomy mountain-tops ; and all by hers^elf she tripped along beneath the beauty of the silent heaven. Still as she kept ascending and descend- ing the knolls that lay in the bosom of the glen, she sang to herself a song, a hymn, or a psalm, without the accom- paniment of the streams, now all silent THE SNOW-STORM. 245 in the frost ; and ever and anon she stopped to try to count the stars that lay in some more beautiful part of the sky, or gazed on the constellations that she knew, and called them, in her joy, by the names they bore among the shepherds. There were none to hear her voice, or see her smiles, but the ear and eye of Providence. As on she glided, and took her looks from heaven, she saw her own little fireside — her parents waiting for her arrival — the Bible opened for worship — her own little room kept so neatly for her, with its mirror hanging by the window, in which to braid her hair by the morning light — her bed prepared for her by her mother’s hand — the primroses in her garden peeping through the snow — old Tray, who ever welcomed her home with his dim white eyes — the pony and the cow ; — friends all, and inmates of that happy household. So stepped she along, while the snow diamonds glittered around her feet, and the frost wove a wreath of lucid pearls round her forehead. She had now reached the edge of the Black*moss, which lay half-way between her master’s and her father’s dwelling, when she heard a loud noise coming down Glen-Scrae, and in a few seconds she felt on her face some flakes of snow. She looked up the glen, and saw the snow-storm coming down fast as a flood. She felt no fears ; but she ceased her song ; and had there been a human eye to look upon her there, it might have seen a shadow on her face. She continued her course, and felt bolder and bolder every step that brought her nearer to her parents’ house. But the snow-storm had now reached the Black-moss, and the broad line of light that had lain in the direction of her home was soon swallowed up, and the child was in utter darkness. She saw nothing but the flakes of snow, interminably intermingled, and furiously wafted in the air, close to her head ; she heard nothing but one wild, fierce, fitful howl. The cold became intense, and her little feet and hands were fast being benumbed into insensibility. “It is a fearful change,” muttered the child to herself ; but still she did not fear, for she had been born in a moorland cottage, and lived all her days among the hardships of the hills. “ What will become of the poor sheep ! ” thought she, — but still she scarcely thought of her own danger, for innocence, and youth, and joy, are slow to think of aught evil befalling themselves, and, thinking benignly of all living things, forget their own fear in their pity for others’ sorrow. At last, she could no longer discern a single mark on the snow, either of human steps, or of sheep-track, or the footprint of a wild- fowl. Suddenly, too, she felt out of breath and exhausted, and, shedding tears for herself at last, sank down in the snow. It was now that her heart began to quake with fear. She remembered stories of shepherds lost in the snow, of a mother and a child frozen to death on that very moor — and in a moment she knew that she was to die. Bitterly did the poor child weep, for death was terrible to her, who, though poor, enjoyed the bright little world of youth and innocence. The skies of heaven were dearer than she knew to her — so were the flowers of earth. She had been happy at her work, happy in her sleep, — happy in the kirk on Sabbath. A thousand thoughts had the solitary child, — and in her own heart was a spring of happi- ness, pure and undisturbed as any fount that sparkles unseen all the year through, in some quiet nook among the pastoral hills. But now there was to be an end of all this — she was to be frozen to death — and lie there till the thaw might come ; and then her father would find her body, and carry it away to be buried in the kirk-yard. The tears were frozen on her cheeks 246 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, as soon as shed ; and scarcely had her little hands strength to clasp themselves together, as the thought of an over- ruling and merciful Lord came across her heart. Then, indeed, the fears of this religious child were calmed, and she heard without terror the plover’s wailing cry, and the deep boom of the bittern sounding in the moss. “ I will repeat the Lord’s Prayer ; ” and, draw- ing her plaid more closely around her, she whispered, beneath its ineffectual cover, — “Our Father which art in heaven, hallowed be thy name ; thy kingdom come ; thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. ” Had human aid been within fifty yards, it could have been of no avail — eye could not see her, ear could not hear her in that howling darkness. But that low prayer was heard in the centre of eternity — and that little sinless child was lying in the snow, beneath the all-seeing eye of God. The maiden, having prayed to her Father in heaven, then thought of her father on earth. Alas ! they were not far separated ! The father was lying but a short distance from his child ; he too had sunk down in the drifting snow, after having, in less than an hour, exhausted all the strength of fear, pity, hope, despair, and resignation, that could rise in a father’s heart, blindly seeking to rescue his only child from death, thinking that one desperate exertion might enable them to perish in each other’s arms. There they lay, within a stone’s-throw of each other, while a huge snow-drift was every moment piling itself up into a more insurmountable barrier between the dying parent and his dying child. There was all this while a blazing fire in the cottage, a white-spread table, and beds prepared for the family to lie down in peace. Yet was she who sat therein more to be pitied than the old man and the child stretched upon the snow. “I will not go to seek them — that would be tempting Providence, and wilfully putting out the lamp of life. No ; I will abide here, and pray for their souls ! ” Then as she knelt down, looked she at the useless fire burning away so cheer- fully, when all she loved might be dying of cold ; and unable to bear the thought, she shrieked out a prayer, as if she might pierce the sky up to the very throne of God, and send with it her own miserable soul to plead before Him for the deliverance of her child and husband. She then fell down in blessed forgetfulness of all trouble, in the midst of the solitary cheerfulness of that bright- burning hearth, and the Bible, which she had been trying to read in the pauses of her agony, remained clasped in her hands. Hannah Lee had been a servant for more than six months, and it was not to be thought that she was not beloved in her master’s family. Soon after she had left the house, her master’s son, a youth of about eighteen years, who had been among the hills looking after the sheep, came home, and was disappointed to find that he had lost an opportunity of accompanying Plannah part of the way to her father’s cottage. But the hour of eight had gone by, and not even the company of young William Grieve could induce the kind-hearted daughter to delay setting out on her journey a few minutes beyond the time promised to her parents. “I do not like the night,” said William ; “ there will be a fresh fall of snow soon, or the witch of Glen-Scrae is a liar, for a snow-cloud is hanging o’er the Birch-tree-linn, and it may be down to the Black-moss as soon as Hannah Lee. So he called his two sheep-dogs that had taken their place under the long table before the window, and set out, half in joy, half in fear, to overtake Hannah, and see her safely across the Black-moss. The snow began to drift so fast, that before he had reached the head of the THE SNOWSTORM. 247 glen, there was nothing to be seen but a little bit of the wooden rail of the bridge across the Sauch-burn. William Grieve was the most active shepherd in a large pastoral parish ; he had often passed the night among the wintry hills for the sake of a few sheep, and all the snow that ever fell from heaven would not have made him turn back when Hannah Lee was before him, and, as his terrified heart told him, in imminent danger of being lost. As he advanced, he felt that it was no longer a walk of love or friendship, for which he had been glad of an excuse. Death stared him in the face, and his young soul, now beginning to feel all the passions of youth, was filled with frenzy. He had seen Hannah every day — at the fireside — at work — in the kirk — on holidays — at prayers — bringing supper to his aged parents — smiling and sing- ing about the house from morning till night. She had often brought his own meal to him among the hills ; and he now found that, though he had never talked to her about love, except smil- ingly and playfully, he loved her beyond father or mother, or his own soul. “I will save thee, Hannah,” he cried, with a loud sob, “ or lie down beside thee in the snow — and we will die together in our youth.” A wild whist- ling wind went by him, and the snow- flakes whirled so fiercely round his head, that he staggered on for a while in utter blindness. He knew the path that Hannah must have taken, and went forwards shouting aloud, and stopping every twenty yards to listen for a voice. He sent his well-trained dogs over the snow in all directions — repeating to them her name, “ Hannah Lee,” that the dumb animals might, in their sagacity, know for whom they were searching ; and, as they looked up in his face, and set off to scour the moor, he almost believed that they knew his meaning (and it is probable they did), and were eager to find in her bewilder- ment the kind maiden by whose hand they had so often been fed. Often went they off into the darkness, and as often returned, but their looks showed that every quest had been in vain. Meanwhile the snow was of a fearful depth, and falling without intermission or diminution. Had the young shep- herd been thus alone, walking across the moor on his ordinary business, it is probable that he might have been alarmed for his own safety ; nay, that, in spite of all his strength and agility, he might have sunk down beneath the inclemency of the night, and perished. But now the passion of his soul carried him with supernatural strength along, and extricated him from wreath and pitfall. Still there was no trace ot poor Hannah Lee ; and one of his dogs at last came close to his feet, worn out entirely, and afraid to leave its master, while the other was mute, and, as the shepherd thought, probably unable to force its way out of some hollow, or through some floundering drift. Then he all at once knew that Hannah Lee was dead, and dashed himselt down in the snow in a fit of passion. It w^as the first time that the youth had ever been sorely tried ; all his hidden and unconscious love for the fair lost girl had flowed up from the bottom ot his heart, and at once the sole object which had blessed his life and made him the happiest of the happy, was taken away and cruelly destroyed ; so that, sullen, wrathful, baffled, and despairing, there he lay cursing his existence, and in too great agony to think of prayer. ‘ ‘ God, ” he then thought, ‘ ‘ has forsaken me, and why should He think on me, when He sufers one so good and beauti- ful as Hannah to be frozen to death ? ” God thought both of him and Hannah ; and through His infinite mercy forgave the sinner in his wild turbulence of passion. William Grieve had never gone to bed without joining in prayer, and he revered the Sabbath-day and 248 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. kept it holy. Much is forgiven to the human heart by Him who so fearfully framed it ; and God is not slow to par- don the love which one human being bears to another, in his frailty — even though that love forget or arraign His own unsleeping providence. His voice has told us to love one another — and William loved Hannah in simplicity, innocence, and truth. That she should perish was a thought so dreadful, that, in its agony, God seemed a ruthless being. ‘ ‘ Blow — blow — blow — and drift us up for ever — we cannot be far asunder — Oh, Hannah — Hannah, think ye not that the fearful God has forsaken us?’^ As the boy groaned these words passionately through his quivering lips, there was a sudden lowness in the air, and he heard the barking of his absent dog, while the one at his feet hurried off in the direction of the sound, and soon loudly joined the cry. It was not a bark of surprise, or anger, or fear — but of recognition and love. William sprang up from his bed in the snow, and, with his heart knocking at his bosom even to sickness, he rushed headlong through the drifts with a giant’s strength, and fell down, half dead with joy and terror, beside the body of Hannah Lee. But he soon recovered from that fit, and, lifting the cold corpse in his arms, he kissed her lips, and her cheeks, and her forehead, and her closed eyes, till, as he kept gazing on her face in utter despair, her head fell back on his shoulder, and a long deep sigh came from her inmost bosom. “ She is yet alive, thank God !” — and, as that ex- pression left his lips for the first time that night, he felt a pang of remorse : “ I said, O God, that Thou hadst for- saken us — I am not worthy to be saved ; but let not this maiden perish, for the sake of her parents, who have no other child.” The distracted youth prayed to God with the same earnestness as if he had been beseeching a fellow-crea- ture, in whose hand was the power of life and of death. The presence of the Great Being was felt by him in the dark and howling wild, and strength was imparted to him as to a deliverer. He bore along the fair child in his arms, even as if she had been a lamb. The snow-drift blew not ; the wind fell dead ; a sort of glimmer, like that of an upbreaking and disparting storm, gathered about him ; his dogs barked, and jumped, and burrowed joyfully in the snow ; and the youth, strong in sudden hope, exclaimed, ‘^With the blessing of God, who has not deserted us in our sore distress, will I carry thee, Hannah, in my arms, and lay thee down alive in the house of thy father.” At this moment there were no stars in heaven, but she opened her dim blue eyes upon him in whose bosom she was unconsciously lying, and said, as in a dream, “ Send the ribbon that ties up my hair as a keepsake to William Grieve.” “ She thinks that she is on her deathbed, and forgets not the son of her master. It is the voice of God that tells me she will not now die, and that, under His grace, I shall be her deliverer. ” The short-lived rage of the storm was soon over, and William could attend to the beloved being on his bosom. The warmth of his heart seemed to infuse life into hers ; and, as he gently placed her feet on the snow, till he muffled her up in his plaid, as well as in her own, she made an effort to stand, and, with extreme perplexity and bewilderment, faintly inquired where she was, and what fearful mis- fortune had befallen them ? She was, however, too weak to walk ; and, as her young master carried her along, she murmured, “O William ! what if my father be in the moor ? — For if you, who need care so little about me, have come hither, as I suppose, to save my life, you may be sure that my father sat not within doors during the storm.” THE SNOW-STORM. 249 As she spoke, it was calm below, but the wind was still alive in the upper air, and cloud, rack, mist, and sleet were all driving about in the sky. Out shone for a moment the pallid and ghostly moon, through a rent in the gloom, and by that uncertain light came staggering forward the figure of a man. “Father — father!” cried Hannah — and his gray hairs were already on her cheek. The barking of the dogs, and the shouting of the young shepherd, had struck his ear, as the sleep of death was stealing over him, and, with the last effort of benumbed nature, he had roused himself from that fatal torpor, and pressed through the snow-wreath that had separated him from his child. As yet they knew not of the danger each had endured, but each judged of the other’s sufferings from their own ; and father and daughter regarded one another as creatures rescued, and hardly yet rescued, from death. But a few minutes ago, and the three human beings who loved each other so well, and now feared not to cross the moor in safety, were, as they thought, on their deathbeds. Deliver- ance now shone upon them all like a gentle fire, dispelling that pleasant but deadly drowsiness ; and the old man was soon able to assist William Grieve in leading Hannah along through the snow. Her colour and her warmth returned, and her lover — for so might he well now be called — felt her heart gently beating against his side. Filled as that heart was with gratitude to God, joy in her deliverance, love to her father, and purest affection for her master’s son, never before had the innocent maiden known what was happiness, and never more was she to forget it. The night was now almost calm, and fast returning to its former beauty, when the party saw the first twinkle of the fire through the low window of the Cottage of the Moor. They soon were at the garden gate. and, to relieve the heart of the wife and mother within, they talked loudly and cheerfully— naming each other familiarly, and laughing between, like persons who had known neither danger nor distress. No voice answered from within — no footstep came to the door, which stood open as when the father had left it in his fear, and now he thought with affright that his wife, feeble as she was, had been unable to support the loneli- ness, and had followed him out into the night, never to be brought home alive. As they bore Hannah into the house, this fear gave way to worse, for there upon the hard clay floor lay the mother upon her face, as if murdered by some savage blow. She was in the same deadly swoon into which she had fallen on her husband’s departure three hours before. The old man raised her up, and her pulse was still — so was her heart — her face pale and sunken — and her body cold as ice. “ I have re- covered a daughter,” said the old man, “but I have lost a wife;” and he carried her with a groan to the bed, on which he laid her lifeless body. The sight was too much for Hannah, worn out as she was, and who had hitherto been able to support herself in the de- lightful expectation of gladdening her mother’s heart by her safe arrival. She, too, now swooned away, and, as she was placed on the bed beside her mother, it seemed, indeed, that Death, disappointed of his prey on the wild moor, had seized it in the cottage and by the fireside. The husband knelt down by the bedside, and held his wife’s icy hand in his, while William Grieve, appalled and awe-stricken, hung over his Hannah, and inwardly implored God that the night’s wild ad- venture might not have so ghastly an end. But Hannah’s young heart soon began once more to beat — and, soon as she came to her recollection, she rose up with a face whiter than ashes and 250 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY,, free from all smiles, as if none had ever played there, and joined her father and young master in their efforts to restore her mother to life. It was the mercy of God that had struck her down to the earth, insensible to the shrieking winds, and the fears that would otherwise have killed her. Three hours of that wild storm had passed over her head, and she heard nothing more than if she had been asleep in a breathless night of the sum- mer dew. Not even a dream had touched her brain, and when she opened her eyes, which, as she thought, had been but a moment shut, she had scarcely time to recall to her recollec- tion the image of her husband rushing out into the storm, and of a daughter therein lost, till she beheld that very husband kneeling tenderly by her bed- side, and that very daughter smoothing the pillow on which her aching temples reclined. But she knew from the white steadfast countenances before her that there had been tribulation and deliver- ance, and she looked on the beloved beings ministering by her bed, as more fearfully dear to her from the unima- gined danger from which she felt assured they had been rescued by the arm of the Almighty. There is little need to speak of re- turning recollection, and returning strength. They had all now power to weep, and power to pray. The Bible had been lying in its place ready for worship, and the father read aloud that chapter in which is narrated our Sa- viour’s act of miraculous power by which He saved Peter from the sea. Soon as the solemn thoughts awakened by that act of mercy, so similar to that which had rescued themselves from death, had subsided, and they had all risen up from prayer, they gathered themselves in gratitude round the little table which had stood so many hours spread ; and exhausted nature was strengthened and restored by a frugal and simple meal, partaken of in silent thankfulness. The whole story of the night was then calmly recited ; and when the mother heard how the stripling had followed her sweet Hannah into the storm, and borne her in his arms through a hundred drifted heaps — and then looked upon her in her pride, so young, so innocent, and so beautiful, she knew, that were the child indeed to become an orphan, there was one who, if there was either trust in nature or truth in religion, would guard and cherish her all the days of her life. It was not nine o’clock when the storm came down from Glen-Scrae upon the Black-moss, and now in a pause of silence the clock struck twelve. With- in these three hours William and Hannah had led a life of trouble and of joy, that had enlarged and kindled their hearts within them; and they felt that hence- forth they were to live wholly for each other’s sakes. His love was the proud and exulting love of a deliverer, who, under Providence, had saved from the frost and the snow, the innocence and the beauty of which his young passionate heart had been so desperately enam- oured ; and he now thought of his own Hannah Lee ever more moving about in his father’s house, not as a servant, but as a daughter — and, when some few happy years had gone by, his own most beautiful and loving wife. The innocent maiden still called him her young master, but was not ashamed of the holy affection which she now knew that she had long felt for the fearless youth on whose bosom she had thought herself dying in that cold and miserable moor. Her heart leapt within her when she heard her par- ents bless him by his name; and when he took her hand into his before them, and vowed before that Power who had that night saved them from the snow, that Hannah Lee should ere long be his wedded wife, she wept and sobbed as if her heart would break in a fit of strange and insupportable happiness. LOVE AT ONE GLIMPSE. 251 The young shepherd rose to bid them farewell — “ My father will think I am lost/’ said he, with a grave smile, “and my Hannah’s mother knows what it is to fear ‘for a child.” So nothing was said to detain him, and the family went with him to the door. The skies smiled as serenely as if a storm had never swept before the stars ; the moon was sinking from her meridian, but in cloudless splendour ; and the hollow of the hills was hushed as that of heaven. Danger there was none over the placid night-scene ; the happy youth soon crossed the Black-moss, now perfectly still ; and, perhaps, just as he was passing, with a shudder of gratitude, the very spot where his sweet Hannah Lee had so nearly perished, she was lying down to sleep in her innocence, or dreaming of one now dearer to her than all on earth but her parents. LOVE AT ONE ailMPSE; OR, THE GLASGOW GENTLEMAN AND THE LADY, Some years ago, there used to be pointed out, upon the streets of Glasgow, a man whose intellect had been un- settled upon a very strange account. When a youth, he had happened to pass a lady on a crowded throughfare — a lady whose extreme beauty, though dimmed by the intervention of a veil, and seen but for a moment, made an indelible impression upon his mind. This lovely vision shot rapidly past him, and was in an instant lost amidst the commonplace crowd through which it moved. He was so confounded by the tumult of his feelings, that he could not pursue, or even attempt to see it again. Yet he never afterwards forgot it. With a mind full of distracting thoughts, and a heart filled alternately with gushes of pleasure and of pain, the man slowly left the spot where he had remained for some minutes as it were thunderstruck. He soon after, without being aware of what he wished, or what he was doing, found himself again at the place. He came to the very spot where he had stood when the lady pass- ed, mused for some time about it, went to a little distance, and then came up as he had come when he met the ex- quisite subject of his reverie — uncon- sciously deluding himself with the idea that this might recall her to the spot. She came not ; he felt disappointed. He tried again ; still she abstained from passing. He continued to traverse the place till the evening, when the street .became deserted. By-and-by, he was left altogether alone. He then saw that all his fond efforts were vain, and he left the silent, lonely street at midnight, with a soul as desolate as that gloomy terrace. For weeks afterwards he was never off the streets. He wandered hither and thither throughout the town, like a for- lorn ghost. In particular, he often visited the place where he had first seen the object of his abstracted thoughts, as if he considered that he had a better chance of seeing her there than any- w’here else. He frequented every place of public amusement to which he could purchase admission ; and he made the tour of all the churches in the town. All was in vain. He never again placed his eyes upon that angelic countenance. She was ever present to his mental optics, but she never appeared in a 252 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, tangible form. Without her essential presence, all the world beside was to him as a blank — a wilderness. Madness invariably takes possession of the mind which broods over much or over long upon some engrossing idea. So did it prove with this singular lover. He grew “innocent,” as the people of this country tenderly phrase it. His insanity, however, was little more than mere abstraction. The course of his mind was stopped at a particular point. After this he made no further progress in any intellectual attainment. He acquired no new ideas. His whole soul stood still. He was like a clock stopped at a particular hour, with some things, too, about him, which, like the motionless indices of that machine, pointed out the date of the interrup- tion. As, for instance, he ever after wore a peculiarly long-backed and high-necked coat, as well as a neck- cloth of a particular spot — being the fashion of the year when he saw the lady. Indeed, he was a sort of living memorial of the dress, gait, and man- ners of a former day. It was evident that he clung with a degree of fondness to every thing which bore relation to the great incident of his life. Nor could he endure any thing that tended to cover up or screen from his recol- lection that glorious yet melancholy cir- cumstance. He had the same feeling of veneration for that day, that circum- stance, and for himself, as he then existed, which caused the chivalrous lover of former times to preserve upon his lips, as long as he could, the imaginary delight which they had drawn from the touch of his mistress’s hand. When I last saw this unfortunate person, he was getting old, and seem- ed still more deranged than formerly. Every female whom he met on the street, especially if at all good looking, he gazed at with an enquiring, anxious expression ; and when she had passed, he usually stood still a few moments and mused, with his eyes cast upon the ground. It was remarkable, that he gazed most anxiously upon women whose age and figures most nearly resembled that of his unknown mistress at the time he had seen her, and that he did not appear to make allowance for the years which had passed since his eyes met that vision. This was part of his madness. Strange power of love ! Incomprehensible mechanism of the human heart ! — Edmburgh Literary yournal 1829 . NANNY WELSH, THE MINISTER’S MAID. By Daniel Gorrie. There are now — so far at least as my experience goes — fewer specimens of homely, odd, and eccentric characters to be met with in Scotland than in former years. In solitary nooks of the country, away from the boom of cities, and the rush of railways, many doubt- less still exist, and contribute largely to the amusement of their rural acquaint- ances ; but it cannot be denied that the race of originals is fast disappearing, and threatens ultimately to become al- together extinct. Into the cause or causes of this I do not intend to enter ; it is sufficient to chronicle the melancholy fact. There may be a beauty in simil- arity, but there is a higher beauty in diversity. Men and women are now so NANNY WELSH, THE MINISTER'S MAID, 253 very much alike, that the study of man- kind is not such a difficult task after all. The greater facilities for intercourse which the present generation, enjoys have tended to rub off the angularities of individual character, and to create a fusion, or confusion, of all classes in the community. Such being the case, it is pleasant at times to revert from the present to the past, and to recall the peculiar aspect, the odd sayings, and eccentric doings of persons with whom we were familiar in former years. Among a number of others, Nanny Welsh stands prominent in my recol- ’ lection. She was maid-of-all-work in the old home-manse of Keppel, where I first saw the light of day, and for many years afterwards. A rare specimen Nanny was of the departed or depart- ing race of familiar domestics. She had herded the cows of neighbouring farmers, almost from her childhood, until she entered upon domestic service, and she had well nigh attained the prime of life before she became minister’s maid, an honour which she highly esteemed and long enjoyed. She was big-boned and masculine in the build of her body. Her face was long and hard, almost grim, and well freckled, and deeply browned by frequent exposure to the sun and air. A white “mutch,” with a high horse-shoe shaped crown, sur- mounted her head at morning, noon, and night. With her gown tucked up behind in the old familiar fashion of domestics, and a youngster strapped on her back with a shawl, and peering with his little “ pow ” over her shoulders, she went to work, as if the fate of em- pires, not to speak of the honour of the old manse, depended upon her exertions. She used to boast that she could “ pit mair through her hands in an hour than ony ither woman i’ the parish.” She was, in truth, a capital worker; and while her hands went her tongue wag- ged. Nanny could never endure either to be idle or silent. When engaged in scrubbing pots and pans, the bairn on her back was not forgotten, but received all the benefit of her sayings and solilo- quies. In the discharge of her domes- tic duties she liked to carry everything her own way, and generally managed to take it, whatever orders might be given to the contrary. This good woman had the welfare of the family at heart, and a great favour- ite she was amongst us youngsters, al- though she had a very summary mode of disposing of us sometimes when we attempted to teaze her or became unruly. I remember well an advice she gave us, on more than one occasion, when we were invited out to juvenile tea-parties in the neighbourhood. “Noo, bairns,” she would say, after our faces were scrubbed, and our hair was smoothed, “ see an’ eat weel when ye’re at it, an’ no come hame garavishin’ an’ eatin’.” We not unfrequently paid the penalty next day of adhering too strictly to the letter of this advice ; but when children see heaps of buns, cookies, and short- bread piled up on the table, who can blame them if they take no thought of the morrow? Nanny used to relate with great glee a saying of one of us manse bairns. It was the custom at the communion season in those days (and it may be the custom in some places still) for the wealthier members of country congregations to send the minister some substantial present for the bodily benefit of his officiating friends. One of us, standing at the garden gate, had seen an expected ar- rival approaching, and running with breathless haste to the kitchen, had exclaimed — “Nanny, Nanny! here’s a salmon cornin’ — this is the rale sacra- ment Nanny, honest woman, never forgot the sentiment, and often repeated it to the discomfiture of its juvenile author. In the fulness of time, and when our domestic seemed doomed to a life of single blessedness, a wooer at last ap- 254 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, peared in the person of Peter Pearson, the pensioner. Peter had lost his wife ; and six months after her decease, he came to the conclusion that it is not good — that it is utterly uncomfortable, in fact — for man to be alone. And so he looked favourably upon Nanny Welsh, admired her proportions, esti- mated her energy at its true value, and finally managed to make his way into the manse kitchen of an evening. It must have cost him a considerable effort to effect this at first, as he re- garded the minister with great awe. Peter had been in the artillery force. He had served in Spain and South America, and returned home, not dis- abled, but “dull of hearing,” to enjoy his hard-won pension. He was a quiet and stolid, but kind-hearted man. He was very uncommunicative as regarded his military service and exploits. It was impossible to force or coax him to “fight his battles o’er again” by the fireside. Whether it was owing to want of narrative power, or to some dark remembrance that overshadowed his mind, Peter invariably maintained dis- . creet silence when soldiers and war became the topics of conversation. On one occasion he was asked if he had ever been at Chili, and his answer was, “ I’ve been at Gibraltar at ony rate !” This sounds somewhat like the reply of the smart youth who, when it was in- quired of him, if he had ever been in Paris, , quickly responded, “No; but my brother has been to Crail ! ” The wooing of Peter Pearson, pen- sioner, and Nanny Welsh, spinster, might have formed a new era in the history of courtship. No sighs were heard. No side-long, loving glances passed between them. There was no tremulous pressure of the hands, or tingling touch of meeting lips. Peter was “senselessly ceevil,” although, I verily believe, if he had attempted to kiss Nanny she would have brained him on the spot with the beetle, and left the warrior to die ingloriously on the hearthstone. No, they did not wish to make “auld fules” of themselves. They wooed in their own way, and understood each other perfectly well. Peter sat by the hearth, smoking his twist peacefully, and squirting out the juice as he had done at camp-fires in former years ; and Nanny went about cleaning dishes, lifting tables, and arranging chairs, and only exchanging occasional words with her future hus- band. She was never so talkative when Peter was present as when he was absent. It was only on rare occa- sions that she ventured to sit down on a chair beside him. She seemed always afraid of being caught doing anything so indecorous in the manse kitchen. I scarcely think that Peter required to propose. It was a tacit understanding, and their marriage-day was fixed, ap- parently, by mutual uncommunicated arrangement. On the night before the bridal some of the neighbouring domestics and other women invaded the kitchen, and sub- jected Nanny to the painful pleasure of feet-washing — a ceremony somewhat different from the annual performance at Vienna. She kicked furiously at first, calling her tormentors impudent hizzies and limmers ; but she was com- pelled at last to succumb, and yielded with more reluctance than grace. The marriage was celebrated quietlyin the manse next day, and the youngest of the family sat crowing on Nanny’s knee, while she was being told the sum and substance of her duties as a wife. No sooner was the ceremony concluded, than she tucked up her wedding gown, and expressed her desire and deter- mination to “see a’ things putten richt i’ the kitchen afore she gaed awa’.” Peter had leased a cottage in a little way-side village, about two miles dis- tant from the manse, and this was the extent of their marriage jaunt. No doubt the evening would be spent NANNY WELSH, THE MINISTER'S MAID. 255 hilariously by their friends and acquaint- ances, who would drink the health of the “happy pair” with overflowing bumpers. Peter and Nanny lived very happily together, although “ the gray mare was the better horse.” She continued to be as industrious as ever, and the pensioner managed to eke out his government pay by what is called, in some parts of the country, “orra wark.” Nanny came regularly every Sabbath to the manse between sermons, and took pot-luck with the family. We were always glad to see her, and hear her invariable, “ Losh, laddie, is that you ? ” Many a time and oft we all visited her cottage in a body, and what glorious teas she used to give us ! Still do I remember, and not without stomachic regrets, the moun- tains of bannocks, the hills of cakes, the hillocks of cookies, the ridges of butter, the red congealed pools of jelly, and the three tea-spoonfuls of sugar in each cup ! It was a never-to-be-forgotten treat. Compare Nanny’s tea-parties with the fashionable “cookey-shines”of the present generation ! But, soft ; that way mad- ness lies ! The good woman had a gar- den too ; and how we youngsters pitched into her carrots, currants, and goose- berries, or rather, to speak correctly, pitched them into ourselves. We re- membered her own advice about not re- turning home “garavishin’ and eatin’.” She prided herself greatly upon her powers of pig-feeding, and next to the pleasure of seeing us feasting like locusts was the delight she experienced in con- templating, with folded arms, her pre- cious pig devouring its meal of potatoes and greens. “ Isn’t it a bonny beastie? • — did you ever see sic a bonny beastie?” she would frequently exclaim. I never saw so much affection bestowed before or since upon the lowest of the lower animals. The pig knew her perfectly well, and responded to her laudatory phrases by complacent grunts. Be- tween Peter and the pig, I am verily persuaded, she led a happier life than imperial princes in their palaces. No little artilleryman ever made his appear- ance to disturb the harmony of the house by tying crackers to the cat’s tail. Nanny’s first visit to Edinburgh formed a rare episode in her life. This happened a good many years after her marriage. The ride on the top of the coach through the kingdom of Fife, she described as “fearsome;” and the horses dashing up hill and down, ex- cited her liveliest compassion. When asked how she felt after her sail between Kirkcaldy and Leith (the day was pleasant and the water smooth), her reply was — “ Wonnerfu’ — wonnerfu’ weel, after sic a voyage ! ” The streets of the city, the high houses, the multi- tudinous shops, and the crowds of people, excited her rustic astonishment beyond all bounds. “ Is’t a market the day ? ” she would interject — “whaur’s a’ the folk gaun ? ” Her own appearance on the pavement attracted the notice of passers-by ; and no wonder. Figure a big-boned, ungainly woman, with long, freckled face and open mouth, and dres- ^ sed in defiance of the fashion of the time, striding up the Bridges, and “glowering” into everybody’s face, as if she expected to see her “aunty’s second cousin” — figure such a person, and you will form a respectable picture of Nanny Welsh, alias Mrs Pearson, as she appeared many years ago on the streets of Modern Athens. She could never go out alone from the house where she was staying without losing herself. Once she went to the shop next door, and it took her an hour to find the way back again. On another occasion, when she had taken a longer trip than usual, she went com- pletely off her reckoning, forgot the name of the street, mistook the part of the town, and asked every person she met, gentle or simple, swells or sweeps, “ Gin they kent whaur Mrs So-and-so stopit ! ” I never learned correctly how 256 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, she got out of that scrape. All she could say was that “ a ceevil man brocht her to the bottom o’ the stair.” She was perfectly dumfoundered when she saw and heard that the people of Edin- burgh had to buy the “bits o’ sticks” with which they kindled their fires in the morning. She protested that she could bring “a barrowfu’ o’ rosity roots frae the wuds that would keep her chimley gaun for a fortnicht.” Going to the market to buy vegetables she looked upon as perfectly preposter- ous. “Flingin’ awa,” she would say, “gude white saxpences an’ shillin’s for neeps, carrots, ingans, an’ kail — it beats a’ ! ” The open-mouthed wonder of Nanny reached its height when one night, after long and urgent solicitation, she was persuaded to go under good protection to the Theatre Royal. Mackay was then in the zenith of his fame, and attracted crowded houses, more especi- ally by his unique representation of Bailie Nicol Jarvie. Nanny was taken to the pit. The blaze of light, the galleries rising one above another, the gaily-dressed ladies, the sea of faces surging from floor to roof, the whistling, hooting, and laughing — all these ming- led together produced a bewildering effect upon the poor woman, and her bewilderment increased as the curtain rose and the play proceeded. She was speechless for about an hour — she did nothing but gape and gaze. A human being suddenly transported into some brilliant and magical hall, or into another world, could scarcely have betrayed more abject astonishment. At last her wonder found vent, and she exclaimed in the hearing, and much to the amusement, of those who surround- ed her — “Tak me awa — tak me awa — this is no a place for me — I’m just Peter Pearson’s ain wife ! ” She would not be persuaded to remain even when the Bailie kept the house dissolved in loosened laughter. The idea seemed# to be strong in her mind that the people ! were all laughing at her. She was the j best actress, although the most uncon- I scions one, in the whole house. What j a capital pair the Bailie and Nanny would have made ! She would have beat Miss Nicol. Her first appearance on the stage would have been a perfect triumph — it would have secured the fame and fortune of Mrs Pearson. Nanny never liked to be asked her opinion of the Edinburgh theatre. She only shook her head, and appeared to regard it as something akin to Pande- monium. Nanny’s stories about the sayings and doings of the Edinburgh people served her for fireside talk many a winter evening after she returned home to Peter Pearson. Peter, who had seen more of the world, used to take a quiet chuckle to himself when she finished her description of some “ferlie” that had excited her astonishment or admiration. The gilded wonders above shop doors — the Highlanders taking pinches > of snuff — the wool-packs — the great glit- tering spectacles — the rams’ heads and horns — these had excited her rustic curiosity almost as much as they attract the interest of a child. Poor honest Nanny ! she has now slept for years where the “rude forefathers of the hamlet sleep,” and Peter, after life’s fitful fever, sleeps well by her side. — Fax Vobisaim! LADY JEAN. 257 ‘ LADY J E A IT: A TALE OF THE SEVENTEENTH CENTURY. Chapter I. The Yerl o’ Wigton had three dauchters, O braw walie ! they were bonnie 1 The youngest o’ them and the bonmest too. Has fallen in love wi’ Richie Storie. Old Ballad. The Earl of Wigton, whose name figures in Scottish annals of the reign of Charles II., had three daughters, named Lady Frances, Lady Grizel, and Lady Jean, — the last being by several years the youngest, and by many degrees the most beautiful. All the three usually resided with their mother at the chief seat of the family, Cumbernauld House, in Stirlingshire ; but the two eldest were occasionally permitted to attend their father in Edinburgh, in order that they might have some chance of obtain- ing lovers at the cdurt held there by the Duke of Lauderdale, while Lady Jean was kept constantly at home, and de- barred from the society of the capital, lest her superior beauty might interfere with and foil the attractions of her sisters, who, according to the notion of that age, had a sort of ‘ ‘ right of primo- geniture in matrimony, as well as in what was called “ heirship. ” It may be easily imagined that, while the two marriageable ladies were enjoy- ing all the delights of a third flat in one of the ‘‘closes” of the Canongate, spending their days in seeing beaux, and their nights in dreaming of them, Lady Jean led no pleasant life amidst the remote and solitary splendour of Cumbernauld, where her chief employ- ment was the disagreeable one of at- tending her mother, a very infirm and querulous old dame, much given (it was said) to strong waters. At the period when our tale opens. Lady Jean’s charms, though never seen in the capital, had begun to make some noise ( 5 ) there ; and the curiosity excited respect- ing them amongst the juvenile party of the vice-regal court, had induced Lord Wigton to confine her ladyship even more strictly than heretofore, lest per- chance some gallant might make a pil- grimage to his country seat, in order to behold her, and from less to more, in- duce her to quit her retirement, in such a way as would effectually discomfit his schemes for the pre-advancement of his elder daughters. Lie had been at pains to send an express to Cumbernauld, ordering Lady Jean to be confined to the precincts of the house and the terrace- garden, and to be closely attended in all her movements by a trusty domestic. The consequence was that the young lady complained most piteously to her deaf old lady-mother of the tedium and listlessness of her life, and wished with all her heart that she was as ugly, old, and happy as her sisters. Lord Wigton was not insensible to the cruelty of his policy, however well he might be convinced of its advantage and necessity. He loved his youngest daughter more than the rest ; and it was only in obedience to what he conceived to be the commands of duty, that he subjected her to the restraint. His lordship, therefore, felt anxious to al- leviate in some measure the desagre- mens of her solitary confinement ; and knowing her to be fond of music, he had sent to her by the last messenger a theorbo lute, with which he thought she would be able to amuse herself in a way very much to her mind, — not consider- R 258 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, ing that, as she could not play upon the instrument, it would be little better to her than an unmeaning toy. By the return of his messenger, he received a letter from Lady Jean, thanking him for the theorbo, but making him aware of bis oversight, and begging him to send some person who could teach her to play. The earl, whose acquirements in the philosophy of politics had never been questioned, felt ashamed of having com- mitted such a solecism in so trivial a matter ; and like all men anxious to repair or conceal an error in judgment, immediately ran into another of ten times greater consequence and magni- tude : he gratified his daughter in her wish. The gentry of Scotland were at that time in the custom of occasionally em- ploying a species of servants, whose accomplishments and duties would now appear of a very anomalous character, though at that time naturally arising from the peculiar situation of this country, in respect to its southern neighbour. They were, in general, humble men who had travelled a good deal, and acquired many foreign ac- complishments ; who, returning to their native country after an absence of a few years, usually entered into the service of the higher class of families, partly as ordinary livery-men, and partly witb the purpose of instructing the youth of both sexes, as they grew up and required such exercises, in dancing, music, writing, &c., besides a vast variety of other arts, comprehended in the general phrase of “ breeding.” , Though these men received much higher wages, and were a thousand times more unmanage- able than common serving men, they served a good purpose in those days, when young people had scarcely any other opportunities of acquiring the ornamental branches of education, ex- cept by going abroad. It so happened, that not many days after Lord Wigton received his daughter’s letter, he was applied to for employment by one of these useful per- sonages, a tall and handsome youth, apparently five-and-twenty, with dark, Italian-looking features, a slight mous- tache, and as much foreign peculiarity in his dress as indicated that he was just returned from his travels. After putting a few questions, his lordship discovered that the youth was possessed of many agreeable accomplishments ; was, in particular, perfectly well quali- fied to teach the theorbo, and had no ob- jection to entering the service of a young lady of quality, only with the proviso that he was to be spared the disgrace of a livery. Lord Wigton then made no scruple in engaging him for a certain period ; and next day saw the youth on the way to Cumbernauld, witb a letter from his lordship to Lady Jean, setting forth all his good qualities, and contain- ing among other endearing expressions, a hope that she v-’X)uld both benefit by his instructions, and be in the mean- time content on their account with her present residence. Any occurrence at Cumbernauld of higher import than the breaking of a needle in embroidering, or the mis- carriage of a brewing of currant-wine, would have been quite an incident in the eyes of Lady Jean ; and even to have given alms at the castle-gate to an extraordinary beggar, or to see so much as a “stranger” in the candle, might have supplied her with amusement in- finite, and speculation boundless. What, then, must have been her delight, when the goodly and youthful figure of Richard Storie alighted one dull sum- mer afternoon at the gate, and when the credentials he presented disclosed to her the agreeable purpose of his mission ! Her joy knew no bounds ; nor did she know in what terms to welcome the stranger ; she ran from one end of the house to the other, up stairs and down stairs, in search of she LADY JEAN. 259 knew not what ; and finally, in her transports, she shook her mother out of a drunken slumber, which the old lady was enjoying as usual in her large chair in the parlour. Master Richard, as he was commonly designated, soon found himself comfort- ably established in the good graces of the whole household of Cumbernauld, and not less so in the particular favour of his young mistress. Even the sour old lady of the large chair was pleased with his handsome appearance, and was occasionally seen to give a preternatu- ral nod and smile at some of his musi- cal exhibitions, as much as to say she knew when he performed well, and was willing to encourage humble merit. As for Lady Jean, whose disposition was equally lively and generous, she could not express, in sufficiently warm terms, her admiration of his performances, or the delight she experienced from them. Nor was she ever content with- out having Master Richard in her pre- sence, either to play himself, or to teach her the enchanting art. She was a most apt scholar — so apt, that in a few days she was able to accompany him with the theorbo and voice, while he played upon an ancient harpsichord belonging to the old lady, which he had rescued from a lumber room, and had been at some pains to repair. The exclusive preference thus given to music for the time threw his other accomplishments into the shade, while it, moreover, oc- casioned his more constant presence in the apartments of the ladies than he would have been otherwise entitled to. The consequence was, that in a short time he almost ceased to be looked upon as a servant, and began gradually to assume the more interesting character of a friend and equal. It was Lady Jean’s practice to take a walk, prescribed by her father, every day in the garden, on which occasions the countess conceived herself as acting up to the letter of her husband’s com- mands, when she ordered Master Richard to attend his pupil. This arrangement was exceedingly agreeable to Lady Jean, as they sometimes took out the theorbo, and added music to the pleas- ures of the walk. Another out-of-doors amusement, in which music formed a chief part, was suggested to them by the appropriate frontispiece of a book of instruction for the theorbo, which Master Richard had brought with him from Edinburgh. This engraving re- presented a beautiful young shepherdess, dressed in the fashionable costume of that period : a stupendous tower of hair hung round with diamonds, and a vol- uminous silk gown with a jewel-adorned stomacher, a theorbo in her arms, and a crook by her side, — sitting on a flowery bank under a tree, with sheep planted at regular distances around her. At a little distance appeared a shepherd with dressed hair, long-skirted coat, and silk stockings, who seemed to survey his mistress with a languishing air of ad- miration, that appeared singularly ridi- culous as contrasted with the coquet- tish and contemptuous aspect of the lady. The plate referred to a particular song in the book, entitled “A Dialogue betwixt Strephon and Lydia ; or the proud Shepherdess’s Courtship,” the music of which was exceedingly beauti- ful, while the verses were the tamest and most affected trash imaginable. It occurred to Lady Jean’s lively fancy, that if she and her teacher were to personify the shepherdess and shep- herd, and thus, as it were, to transform the song to a sort of opera, making the terrace-garden the scene, not a little amusement might be added to the plea- sure she experienced from the mere music alone. This fancy was easily re- duced to execution ; for, by seating her- self under a tree, in her ordinary dress, with the horticultural implement called a rake by her side, she looked the very Lydia of the copperplate ; while Richard, standing at his customary respectful dis- 26 o THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. tance, with his handsome person and somewhat foreign apparel, was a suffi- ciently good representation of Strephon. After arranging themselves thus, Master Richard opened the drama by addressing Lady Jean in the first verse of the song, which contained, besides some descrip- tion of sunrise, a comparison between the beauties of nature, at that delightful period, and the charms of Lydia, the superiority being of course awarded to the latter. Lady Jean, with the help of the theorbo, replied to this in a very disdainful style, affecting to hold the compliments of lovers very cheap, and asseverating that she had no regard for any being on earth besides her father and mother, and no care but for these dear innocent sheep (here she looked kindly aside upon a neighbouring bed of cabbages), which they had entrusted to her charge. Other verses of similar nonsense succeeded, during which the representative of the fair Lydia could not help feeling rather more emotion at hearing the ardent addresses of Strephon than was strictly consistent with her part. At last it was her duty to rise and walk softly away from her swain, de- claring herself utterly insensible to both his praises and his passion, and her re- solution never again to see or speak to him. This she did in admirable style, though perhaps rather with the dignified gait and sweeping majesty of a tragedy- queen, than with anything like the pet- tish or sullen strut of a disdainful rustic. Meanwhile, Strephon was supposed to be left inconsolable. Her ladyship con- tinued to support her assumed character for a few yards, till a turn of the walk concealed her from Master Richard ; when, resuming her natural manner, she turned back, with sparkling eyes, in order to ask his opinion of her perform- ance, and it was with some confusion, and no little surprise, that on bursting again into his sight, she discovered that Richard had not yet thrown off his char- acter, He was standing still as she had left him, fixed immovably upon the spot in an attitude expressive of sorrow for her departure, and bending forward as if imploring her return. It was the ex- pression of his face that astonished her most ; for it was not at all an expression appropriate to either his own character or to that which he had assumed. It was an expression of earnest and im- passioned admiration ; his whole soul seemed thrown into her face, which was directed towards her, or rather the place where she had disappeared ; and his eyes were projected in the same direc- tion, with such a look as that perhaps of an enraptured saint of old at the moment when a divinity parted from his presence. This lasted, however, but for a moment,, for scarcely had that minute space of time elapsed before Richard, startled from his reverie by Lady Jean’s sudden return, dismissed from his face all trace of any extraordinary expression, and stood before her, endeavouring to ap- pear, just what he was, her ladyship’s respectful servant and teacher. Never- theless, this transformation did not take place so quickly as to prevent her lady- ship from observing the present expres- sion, nor was it accomplished with such address as to leave her room for passing it over as unobserved. She was sur- prised — she hesitated — she seemed^ in spite of herself, conscious of something awkward — and finally she blushed slight- ly. Richard caught the contagion of her confusion in a double degree ; and Lady Jean again became more confused on observing that he was aware of her con- fusion. Richard was the first to recover himself and speak. He made some re- marks upon her singing and acting — not, however, upon her admirable per- formance of the latter part of the drama ; this encouraged her also to speak, and both soon became somewhat composed. Shortly afterwards they returned to the house ; but from that moment a chain of the most delicate, yet indissoluble sym- pathies began to connect the hearts of LADY JEAN. 261 these youthful beings, so alike in all natural qualities, and so dissimilar in every extraneous thing which the world is accustomed to value. After this interview there took place a slight estrangement between Master Richard and Lady Jean that lasted a few days, during which they had much less of conversation and music than for some time before. Both observed this circumstance ; but each ascribed it to accident, while it was in reality oc- casioned by mutual reserve. Master Richard was afraid that Lady Jean might be offended were he to propose anything like a repetition of the gar- den drama ; and Lady Jean, on her part, could not, consistently with the rules of maidenly modesty, utter even a liint at such a thing, howevor she might secretly wish or long for it. The very consciousness, reciprocally felt, of hav- ing something on their minds, of which neither durst speak, was sufficient to produce this reserve, even though the emotions of the ‘‘ tender passion ” had not come in, as they did, for a large share of the cause. At length, however, this reserve was so far softened down, that they began to resume their former practice of walking together in the garden ; but, though the theorbo continued to make one of the party, no more operatic performances took place. Nevertheless, the mutual affection which had taken root in their hearts, experienced on this account no abatement, but, on the contrary, con- tinued to increase. As for Master Richard, it was no wonder that he should be deeply smitten with the charms of his mistress ; for, ever as he stole a long, furtive glance at her graceful form, he thought he had never seen in Spain or Italy any such specimens of female loveliness ; and (if we may let the reader so far into the secret) he had indeed come to Cumber- nauld with the very purpose of falling in love. Different causes had operated upon Lady Jean. Richard being the first love-worthy object she had seen since the period when the female heart becomes most susceptible, — the adniiration with which she knew he beheld her, — his musical accomplishments, which had tended so much to her gratification, — all conspired to render him precious in her sight. In the words of a beautiful modern ballad, “all impulses of soul and sense had thrilled ’’ her gentle and guileless heart — hopes, and fears that kindled hopes, An undistinguishable throng. And gentle wishes, long subdued. Subdued and cherished long, had exercised their tender and delight- ful influence over her ; like a flower thrown upon one of the streams of her own native land, whose course was through the beauties, the splendours, and the terrors of nature, she was borne away in a dream, the magic scenery of which was alternately pleasing, fearful, and glorious, and from which she could no more awake than could the flower restrain its course on the gliding waters. The habit of contemplating her lover every day, and that in the dignified character of an instructor, gradually blinded her in a great measure to his humbler quality, and to the probable sentiments of her father and the world upon the subject of her passion. If by any chance such a consideration was forced upon her notice, and she found occasion to tremble lest the sentiments in which she was so luxuriously indulg- ing should end in disgrace and disaster, she soon quieted her fears, by reverting to an idea which had lately occurred to her, namely, that Richard was not what he see7?ied. She had heard and read of love assuming strange disguises. A Lord Belhaven, in the immediately pre- ceding period of the civil war, had taken refuge from the fury of Cromwell in the service of an English nobleman, whose daughter’s heart he won under the 262 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. disguise of a gardener, and whom, on the recurrence of better times, he carried home to Scotland as his lady. This story was then quite popular, and at least one of the parties still survived to attest its truth. But even in nursery tales Lady Jean could find examples which justified her own passion. The vilest animals, she knew, on finding some beautiful dame, who was so dis- interested as to fall in love with them, usually turned out to be the most hand- some princes that ever were seen, who invariably married and made happy the ladies whose affection had restored them to their natural form and just inheri- tance. “ Who knows,” she thought, “ but Richard may some day, in a trans- port of passion, throw open his coat, exhibit the star of nobility glittering on Ins breast, and ask me to become a countess ! ” Such are the excuses which love sug- gests to reason, and which the reason of lovers easily accepts ; while those who are neither youthful nor in love wonder at the hallucination of their impassioned juniors. Experience soon teaches us that this world is not one of romance, and that few incidents in life ever occur out of the ordinary way. But before we acquire this experience by actual observation, we all of us regard things in a very different light. The truth seems to be that, in the eyes of youth, “the days of chivalry” do not appear to be gone ; our ideas are then contemporary, or on a par with the early romantic ages of the world ; and it is only by mingling with mature men, and looking at things as they are, that we at length advance towards, and ultimately settle down in the real era of our existence. Was there ever yet a youth who did not feel some chival- rous impulses, — some thirst for more glorious scenes than those around him, — some aspirations after lofty passion and supreme excellence — or who did not cherish some pure first- love that could not prudentially be gratified ? The greater part of the rest of the summer passed away before the lovers came to an eclaircissement ; and such, indeed, was their mutual reserve upon the subject, that had it not been for the occurrence of a singular and deciding circumstance, there appeared little pro- bability of this ever otherwise taking place. The Earl of Home, a gay and somewhat foolish young nobleman, one morning, after attending a convivial party, where the charms of Lady Jean Fleming formed the principal topic of discourse, left Edinburgh, and took the way to Cumbernauld, on the very pilgrimage, and with the very purpose, which Lord Wigton had before anticipated. Re- solved first to see, then to love, and lastly to run away with the young lady, his lordship skulked about for a few days, and at last had the pleasure of seeing the hidden beauty over the gar- den-wall, as she was walking with Master Richard. He thought he had never seen any lady who could be at all compared to Lady Jean, and, as a matter of course, resolved to make her his own, and surprise all his companions at Edinburgh with his success and her beauty. He watched again next day, and happening to meet Master Richard out of the bounds of Cumbernauld policy, accosted him, with the intention of securing his services in making his way towards Lady Jean. After a few words of course, he proposed the sub- ject to Richard, and offered a consider- able bribe, to induce him to work for his interest. Richard at first rejected the offer, but immediately after, on bethinking himself, saw fit to accept it. He was to mention his lordship’s ’pur- pose to Lady Jean, and to prepare the way for a private interview with her. On the afternoon of the succeeding day, he was to meet I.ord Home at the same place, and tell him how Lady Jean had received his proposals. With this they LADY JEAN. parted — Richard to muse on this un- expected circumstance, which he saw might blast all his hopes, unless he should resolve upon prompt and active measures, and the Earl of Home to enjoy himself at the humble inn of the village of Cumbernauld, where he had for the last few days enacted the char- acter of “ the daft lad frae Edinburgh, that seemed to hae mair siller than sense. On the morning of the tenth day after Master Richard’s first interview with Lord Home, that faithful serving-man found himself jogging swiftly along the road to Edinburgh, mounted on a stout nag, with the fair Lady Jean seated comfortably on a pillion behind him. It was a fine morning in autumn, and the road had a peculiarly gay appear- ance from the multitude of country people, mounted and dismounted, who seemed also hastening towards the capi- tal. Master Richard, upon inquiry, discovered that it was the “market- day,” a circumstance which seemed favourable to his design, by the addi- tional assurance it gave him of not being recognised among the extraordi- nary number of strangers who might be expected to crowd the city on such an occasion. The lovers approached the city by the west, and the first street they en- tered was the suburban one called Portsburgh, which leads towards the great market-place of Edinburgh. Here Richard, impatient as he was, found himself obliged, like many other rustic cavaliers, to reduce the pace of his horse to a walk, on account of the narrowness and crowded state of the street. This he felt the more disagree- able, as it subjected him and his inter- esting companion to the close and leisurely scrutiny of the inhabitants. Both had endeavoured to disguise every- thing remarkable in their appearance, so far as dress and demeanour could be disguised ; yet, as Lady Jean could 263 not conceal her extraordinary beauty, and Richard had not found it possible to part with a slight and dearly beloved moustache, it naturally followed that they were honoured with a good deal of staring. Many an urchin upon the street threw up his arms as they passed along, exclaiming, “Oh! the black- bearded man!” or, “Oh! the bonnie leddie !” — the men all admired Lady Jean, the women Master Richard — and many an old shoemaker ogled them earnestly over his half-door, with his spectacles pushed up above his dingy cowl. The lovers, who had thus to run a sort of gauntlet of admiration and remark, were glad when they reached an inn, which Richard, who was slightly acquainted with the town, knew to be a proper place for the performance of a “half-merk mar- riage.” They alighted, and were civilly re- ceived by an obsequious landlady, who conducted them into an apartment at the back of the house. There Lady Jean was for a short time left to make some arrangements about her dress, while Richard disclosed to the land- lady in another room the purpose upon which he was come to her house, and consulted her about procuring a clergy- man. The dame of the house, to whom a clandestine marriage was the merest matter of course, showed the utmost willingness to facilitate the design of her guests, and said that she believed a clerical official might be procured in a few minutes, provided that neither had any scruples of conscience, as “most part o’ fouk frae the west had,” in accepting the services of an episcopal clergyman. The lover assured her that so far from having any objection to a “government minister” (for so they were sometimes termed), he would pre- fer such to any other, as both h? and his bride belonged to that persuasion. The landlady heard this declaration with complacency, which showed that she 264 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. loved her guests the better for it, and told Richard, that if he pleased, she would immediately introduce him to the Dean of St Giles, who, honest man, was just now taking his “meridian” in the little back garret -parlour, along with his friend and gossip. Bowed Andrew, the waiter of the West Port. To this Richard joyfully assented, and speedily he and Lady Jean were joined in their room by the said Dean, — a squat little gentleman, with a drunken but impor- tant-looking face, and an air of conse- quentiality even in his stagger that was partly imposing and partly ridiculous. He addressed his clients with a patron- izing simper, of which the effect was grievously disconcerted by an unlucky hiccup, and in a speech which might have had the intended tone of paternal and reverend authority, had it not been smattered and degraded into shreds by the crapulous insufficiency of his tongue. Richard cut short his ill-sustained at- tempts at dignity by requesting him to partake of some liquor. His reverence almost leaped at the proffered jug, which contained ale. He first took a tasting, then a sip — shaking his head between — next a small draught, with a still more convulsion-like shake of the head ; and, lastly, he took a hearty and persevering swill, from the effects of which his lungs did not recover for at least twenty re- spirations. The impatient lover then begged him to proceed with the cere- mony ; which he forthwith commenced in presence of the landlady and the above-mentioned Bowed Andrew ; and in a few minutes Richard and Lady Jean were united in the holy bonds of matrimony. Chapter II. When the ceremony was concluded, and both the clergyman and the witnesses had been satisfied and dismissed, the lovers left the house, with the design of walking forward into the city. In con- formity to a previous arrangement, Lady Jean walked first, like a lady of quality, and Richard followed closely behind, with the dress and deportment of her servant. Her ladyship was dressed in her finest suit, and adorned with her finest jewels, all of which she had brought from Cumbernauld on purpose, in a mail or leathern trunk — for such was the name then given to the con- venience now entitled a portmanteau. Her step was light, and her bearing gay, as she moved along ; not on account of the success which had attended her expedition, or her satisfaction in being now united to the man of her choice, but because she anticipated the highest pleasure in the sight of a place whereof she had heard such wonderful stories, and from a participation in whose delights she had been so long with- held. Like all persons, educated in the country, she had been regaled in her childhood with magnificent descriptions of the capital — of its buildings, that seemed to mingle with the clouds — its shops, which apparently contained more wealth than all the world beside — of its paved streets (for paved streets were then wonders in Scotland) — and, above all, of the grand folks that thronged its Highgates, its Canongates, and its Cowgates — people whose lives seemed a perpetual holiday, rvhose attire w^as ever new, and who all lived in their several palaces. Though, of course, Edinburgh had then little to boast of, the country people who occasionally visited it did not regard it with less admiration than that with which the peasantry of our own day may be supposed to view it, now that it is something so very differ- ent. It was then, as well as now, the LADY JEAN, 265 capital of the country, and, as such, bore the same disproportion in point of magnificence to inferior towns, and to the country in general. In one respect it was superior to what it is in the pre- sent day, namely, in being the seat of government and of a court. Lady Jean had often heard all its glorious peculi- arities described by her sisters, who, moreover, took occasion to colour the picture too highly, in order to raise her envy, and make themselves appear great in their alliance and association with so much greatness. She was, therefore, prepared to see a scene of the utmost splendour — a scene in which nothing horrible or paltry mingled, but which was altogether calculated to awe or to delight the senses. Her ladyship was destined to be dis- appointed at the commencement, at least, of her acquaintance with the city. The first remarkable object which struck her eye, after leaving the inn, was the high “bow,” or arch, of the gate called the West Port. In this itself there was nothing worthy of par- ticular attention, and she rather directed her eyes through the opening beneath, which half disclosed a wide space be- yond, apparently crowded with people. But when she came close up to the gate, and cast, before passing, a last glance at the arch, she shuddered at the sight then presented to her eyes. On the ^ very pinnacle of the arch was stuck the ghastly and weather-worn remains of a human head, the features of which, half flesh, half bone, were shaded and rendered still more indistinctly horrible by the long dark hair, which hung in meagre tresses around them. ‘ ‘ Oh, Richard, Richard ! ” she ex- claimed, stopping and turning round, “what is that dreadful-looking thing?” “ That, madam,” said Richard, with- out any emotion, “ is the broken rem- nant of a west country preacher, spiked up there to warn his countrymen who may approach this port, against doing anything to incur the fate which has overtaken himself. Methinks he has preached to small purpose, for yonder stands the gallows, ready, I suppose, to bring him some brother in affliction.” “ Horrible ! ” exclaimed Lady Jean ; “ and is this really the fine town of Edin- burgh, where I was taught to expect so many grand sights ? I thought it was just one universal palace, and it turns out to be a great charnel-house ! ” “It is indeed more like that than anything else at times,” said Richard ; “but, my dear Lady Jean, you are not going to start at this bugbear, which the very children, you see, do not heed in passing.” “ Indeed, I think, Richard,” answered her ladyship, “ if Edinburgh is to be at all like this, it would be just as good to turn back at once, and postpone our visit to better times.” “But it is not all like this,” replied Richard; “ I assure you it is not. For Heaven’s sake, my lady, move on. The people are beginning to stare at us. You shall soon see grand sights enough, if we were once fairly out of this place. Make for the opposite comer of the Grassmarket, and ascend the street to the left of that horrible gibbet. We may yet get past it before the criminals are produced.” Thus admonished. Lady Jean passed, not without a shudder, under the dread- ful arch, and entered the spacious oblong square called the Grassmarket. This place was crowded at the west end with rustics engaged in all the bustle of a grain and cattle market, and at the eastern and most distant extremity, with a mob of idlers, who had gathered around the gibbet in order to witness the awful ceremony that was about to take place. The crowd, which was scarcely so dense as that which attends the rarer scene of a modern execution, made way on both sides for Lady Jean as she moved along ; and wherever she went, she left behind her a “wake,” as 266 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. it were, of admiration and confusion. So exquisite and so new a beauty, so splendid a suit of female attire, and so stout ^nd handsome an attendant — these were all calculated to inspire reverence in the minds of the behold- ers. Her carriage at the same time was so stately and so graceful, that no one could be so rude as to interrupt or disturb it. The people, therefore, parted when she approached, and left a free passage for her on all sides, as if she had been an angel or a spirit come to walk amidst a mortal crowd, and whose person could not be touched, and might scarcely be beheld — whose mo- tions were not to be interfered with by those among whom she chose to walk — but who was to be received with pro- stration of spirit, and permitted to de- part as she had come, unquestioned and unapproached. In traversing the Grass- market, two or three young coxcombs, with voluminous wigs, short cloaks, rapiers, and rose-knots at their knees and shoes, who, on observing her at a distance, had prepared to treat her with a condescending stare, fell back, awed and confounded, at her near approach, and spent the gaze, perhaps, upon the humbler mark of her follower, or upon vacancy. Having at length passed the gibbet. Lady Jean began to ascend the steep and tortuous street denominated the West Bow. She had hitherto been unable to direct any attention to what she was most anxious to behold, — the scenic wonders of the capital. But having now got clear of the crowd, and no longer fearing to see the gallows, she ventured to lift up her eyes and look around. The tallness and massive- ness of the buildings, some of which bore the cross of the Knights Templar on their pinnacles, while others seemed to be surmounted or overtopped by stilly tal- ler edifices beyond, impressed her ima- gination ; and the effect was rendered still more striking by the countless human figures which crowded the win- dows, and even the roofs of the houses, all alike bending their attention, as she thought, towards herself. The scene before her looked like an amphitheatre filled with spectators, while she and Richard seemed as the objects upon the arena. The thought caused her to hurry on, and she soon found herself in a great measure screened from observa- tion by the overhanging projections of the narrower part of the West Bow, which she now entered. With slow and difficult, but stately and graceful steps, she then proceeded, till she reached the upper angle of the street, where a novel and unexpected scene awaited her. A sound like that of rushing waters seemed first to pro- ceed from the part of the street still concealed from her view, and presently appeared round the angle, the first rank of an impetuous crowd, which, rushing downward with prodigious force, would certainly have overwhelmed her delicate form, had she not dexterously avoided them, by stepping aside upon a project- ing stair, to which Richard also sprung just in time to save himself fron a simi- lar fate. From this place of safety, which was not without its own crowd of children, women, and sage-looking elderly mechanics, with. Kilmarnock cowls, they in the next moment saw the massive mob rush past, like the first wave of a flood, bearing either along or down everything that came in their way. Immediately after, but at a more deli- berate pace, followed a procession of figures, which struck the heart of Lady Jean with as heavy a sense of sorrow as the crowd had just impressed with terror and surprise. First came a small company of the veterans of the city- guard, some of whom had perhaps figured in the campaigns of Middleton and Montrose, and whose bronzed, inflexible faces bore on this melancholy occasion precisely the same expression which they ordinarily exhibited on the LADY JEAN, 267 joyful one of attending the magistrates at the drinking of the King’s health on the 29th of May. Behind these, and encircled by some other soldiers of the same band, ap- peared two figures of a different sort. One of them was a young-looking, but pale and woe-worn man, the impressive wretchedness of whose appearance was strikingly increased by the ghastly dress which he wore. He was attired from head to foot in a white shroud, such as was sometimes worn in Scotland by criminals at the gallows, but which was, in the present instance, partly assumed as a badge of innocence. The excessive whiteness and emaciation of his coun- tenance suited well with this dismal ap- parel, and, with the wild enthusiasm that kindled in his eyes, gave an almost supernatural effect to the whole scene, which rather resembled a pageant of the dead than a procession of earthly men. He was the only criminal : the person who walked by his side, and occasionally supported his steps, being, as the crowd whispered around, with many a varied expression of sympathy — his father. The old man had. the air of a devout Presbyterian, with harsh, intelligent features, and a dress which bespoke his being a countryman of the lower rank. According to the report of the bystand- ers, he had educated this, his only son, for the unfortunate Church of Scotland, and now attended him to the fate which his talents and violent temperament had conspired to draw down upon his head. If ever he felt any pride in the popular admiration with which his son was honoured, no traces of such a sentiment now appeared. On the contrary, he seemed humbled to the very earth with sorrow ; and though he had perhaps contemplated the issue, now about to take place, with no small portion of satisfaction, so long as it was at a dis- tance and uncertain, the feelings of a father had evidently proved too much for his fortitude, when the event ap- proached in all its dreadful reality. The emotions perceptible in that rough and rigid countenance were the more striking, as being so much at variance with its natural and characteristic ex- pression ; and the tear which gathered in his eye excited the greater commiser- ation, in so far as it seemed a stranger there. But the hero and heroine of our tale had little time to make observations on this piteous scene, for the procession passed quickly on, and was soon beyond their sight. When it was gone, the people of the Bow, who seemed accus- tomed to such sights, uttered various expressions of pity, indig-nation, and horror, according to their respective feelings, and then slowly retired to their dens in the stairs and booths which lined the whole of this ancient and singular street. Lady Jean, whose beautiful eyes were suffused with tears at beholding so melancholy a spectacle, was then ad- monished by her attendant to proceed. With a heart deadened to all sensations of wonder and delight, she moved for- ward, and was soon ushered into the place called the Lawnmarket, then per- haps the most fashionable district in Edinburgh, but the grandeur and spa- ciousness of which she beheld almost without admiration. The scene here was, however, much gayer, and ap- proached more nearly to her splendid preconceptions of the capital than any she had yet seen. The shops were, in her estimation, very fine, and some of the people on the street were of that noble description of which she had be- lieved all inhabitants of cities to be. There was no crowd on the street, which, therefore, afforded room for the better display of her stately and beautiful per- son ; and as she walked steadily on- wards, still ushed ” (for such was then the phrase) by her handsome and noble- looking attendant, a greater degree of admiration was excited amongst the gay idlers whom she passed, than even Siat 268 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, which marked her progress through the humbler crowd of the Grassmarket. Various noblemen, in passing towards their homes in the Castle Hill, lifted their feathered hats and bowed pro- foundly to the lovely vision ; and one or two magnificent dames, sweeping along with their long silk trains borne up by liverymen, stared at or eyed as- kance the charms which threw their own so completely into shade. By the time Lady Jean arrived at the bottom of the Lawnmarket, that is to say, where it was partially closed up by the Tolbooth, she had in a great measure recovered her spirits, and found herself prepared to enjoy the sight of the public build- ings, which were so thickly clustered together at this central part of the city. She was directed by Richard to pass along the narrow road which then led between the houses and the Tolbooth on the south, and which, being continued by a still narrower passage skirting the west end of St Giles’ Church, formed the western approach to the Parlia- ment Close. Obeying his guidance in this tortuous passage, she soon found herself at the opening;, or the square space — so styled on account of its being closed on more than one side by the meeting- place of the legislative assembly of Scot- land. Here a splendid scene awaited her. The whole square was filled with the members of the Scottish Parliament, Barons and Commons, who had just left the House in which they sat together, — with ladies, who on days of unusual ceremony were allowed to attend the House, and with horses richly capari- soned, and covered with gold-em- broidered foot-cloths, some of which were mounted by their owners, while others were held in readiness by foot- men. All was bustle and magnificence. Noblemen and gentlemen in splendid attire threaded the crowd in search of their horses ; ladies tripped after them with timid and careful steps, endeavour- ing, by all in their power, to avoid con- tact with such objects as were calcu- lated to injure their fineries ; grooms strode heavily about, and more nimble lackeys jumped everywhere, here and there, some of them as drunk as the Parliament Close claret could make them, but all intent on doing the duties of attendance and respect to their masters. Some smart and well-dressed young gentlemen were arranging their cloaks and swords, and preparing to leave the square on foot, by the passage which had given entry to Master fochard and Lady Jean. At sight of our heroine, most of these gallants stood still in admiration, and one of them, with the trained assurance of a rake, observing her to be beautiful, a stranger, and not too well protected, accosted her in a strain of language which caused her at once to blush and tremble. Richard’s brow reddened with anger as he hesitated not a moment in stepping up and tell- ing the offender to leave the lady alone, on pain of certain consequences which might not prove agreeable. “ And who are you, my brave fellow?” said the youth, with bold assurance. ‘‘Sirrah!” exclaimed Richard, so indignant as to forget himself, “ I am that lady’s husband — her servant, I mean,” and here he stopped short in some confusion. “Admirable !” exclaimed the other. “ Ha ! ha ! ha ! ha ! Here, sirs, is a lady’s lacquey, who does not know whether he is his mistress’ servant or her husband. Let us give him up to the town-guard, to see whether the black hole will make him remember the real state of the case.” So saying, he attempted to push Richard aside, and take hold of the lady. But he had not time to touch her garments with so much as a finger, before her protector had a rapier flour- ishing in his eyes, and threatened him with instant death, unless he desisted from his profane purpose. At sight of LABV JEAN, 269 the bright steel he stepped back one or two paces, drew his own sword, and was preparing to fight, when one of his more grave associates called out — “For shame, Rollo ! — with a lady’s lacquey, too, and in the presence of the duke and duchess! I see their royal highnesses, already alarmed, are inquiring the cause of the disturbance.” It was even as this gentleman said, and presently came up to the scene of contention some of the most distinguish- ed personages in the crowd, one of whom demanded from the parties an explan- ation of so disgraceful an occurrence. “Why, here is a fellow, my lord,” answered Rollo, “who says he is the husband of a lady whom he attends as a liveryman, and a lady, too, the bonniest, I daresay, that has been seen in Scotland since the days of Queen Magdalen ! ” “And what matters it to you,” said the inquirer, who seemed to 1^ a judge of the Session, “in what relation this man stands to his lady ? Let the parties both come forward, and tell their ain tale. May it please your royal highness,” he continued, addressing a very grave dignitary, who sat on horseback behind him, as stiff and foi-mal as a sign-post, to hear the declarator of thirtwa strange incomers. But see — see — what is the matter wi’ Lord Wigton ? ” he added, pointing to an aged personage on horse- back, who had just pushed forward, and seemed about to faint and fall from his horse. The person Alluded to, at sight of his daughter in this unexpected place, was, in reality, confounded, and it was some time before he mastered voice enough to ejaculate — “ Oh, Jean, Jean 1 what is this ye’ve been about ? or what has brocht you to Edinburgh ? ” “ Lord have a care of us !” exclaimed at this juncture another venerable peer, who had just come up, ‘‘what has brocht my sonsie son, Richie Livingstone, to Edinburgh, when he should have been fechtin’ the Dutch by this time in Transylvania? ” The two lovers, thus recognised by their respective parents, stood with downcast looks, and perfectly silent, while all was buzz and confusion in the brilliant circle around them ; for the parties concerned were not more sur- prised at the aspect of their affairs, than were all the rest at the beauty of the far-famed but hitherto unseen Lady J ean Fleming. The Earl of Linlithgow, Richard’s father, was the first to speak aloud, after the general astonishment had for some time subsided ; and this he did in a laconic though important query, which he couched in the simple words, — ‘ ‘ Are ye married, bairns ? ” “Yes, dearest father,” said his son, gathering courage, and coming close up to his saddle-bow ; and I beseech you to extricate Lady Jean and me from this crowd, and I shall tell you all when we are alone.” ‘ ‘ A pretty man ye are, truly, ” said the old man, who never took anything very seriously to heart, “to be staying at hame, and getting yoursel married, all this time you should have been abroad, winning honour and wealth, as your gallant granduncle did wi’ Gustavus i’ the thretties ! Hooever, since better mayna be, I maun try and console my Lord Wigton, who, I doot, has the worst o’ the bargain, ye ne’er-do-weel ! ” He then went up to Lady Jean’s father, shook him by the hand, and said, that “ though they had been made relations against their wills, he hoped they would continue good friends. The young people,” he observed, “are no that ill-matched ; and it is not the first time that the Flemings and the Living- stones have melled together, as witness the blithe marriage of the Queen’s Marie to Lord Fleming in the fifteen- saxty-five. At ony rate, my lord, let us put a good face on the matter, afore thae glowerin’ gentles, and whipper- snapper duchesses. I’ll get horses for 2/0 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. the two, and they'll join the riding’ down the street ; and de’il hae me, if Lady Jean doesna outshine the hale o’ them ! ’’ “ My Lord Linlithgow,” responded the graver and more implacable Earl of Wigton, “it may set you to take this matter blithely, but let me tell you, its a muckle mair serious affair for me. What think ye am I to do wi’ Frances and Grizzy noo ? ” “ Hoot toot, my lord,” said Linlith- gow with a sly smile, “ their chance is as gude as ever it was, I assure you, and sae will everybody think that kens them. I maun ca’ horses though, or the young folk will be ridden ower afore ever they do ftiore gude, by thae rampaugin’ young men.” So saying, and taking Lord Wigton’s moody si- lence for assent, he proceeded to cry to his servants for the best pair of horses they could get, and these being speedily procured, Lord Richard and his bride were requested to mount ; after which they were formally introduced to the gracious notice of the Duke and Duchess of York, and the Princess Anne, who happened to attend Parliament on this the last day of its session, when it was customary for all the members to ride both to and from the House in an orderly cavalcade. The order was given to proceed, and the lovers were soon relieved in a great measure from the embarrassing notice of the crowd, by assuming a particular place in the procession, and finding themselves confounded with more than three hundred equally splendid figures. As the pageant, however, moved down the High Street in a continuous and open line, it was impossible not to dis- tinguish the singular loveliness of Lady Jean, and the gallant carriage of her husband, from all the rest. Accordingly, the trained bands and city guard, who lined the street, and who were in general .quite as insensible to the splendours of “ the Riding ” as are the musicians in a modem orchestra to the wonders of a melodrama in its fortieth night, — even they perceived and admired the graces of the young couple, whom they could not help gazing after with a stupid and lingering delight. From the windows, too, and the “stair-heads,” their beauty was well observed, and amply conjec- tured and commented on ; while many a young cavalier endeavoured, by all sorts of pretences, to find occasion to break the order of the cavalcade, and get himself haply placed nearer to the exquisite figure, of which he had got just one killing glance in the square. Slowly and majestically the brilliant train paced down the great street of Edinburgh — the acclamations of the multitude ceaselessly expressing the de- light which the people of Scotland felt in this sensible type and emblem of their ancient independence. At length they reached the courtyard of Holyrood-house, where the duke and duchess invited the whole assemblage to a ball, which they designed to give that evening in the hall of the palace ; after which all departed to their re- spective residences throughout the town, Lords Wigton and Linlithgow taking their young friends under their imme- diate protection, and seeking the resi- dence of the former nobleman, a little way up the Canongate. In riding thither, the lovers had leisure to explain to their parents the singular circum- stances of their union, and address enough to obtain unqualified forgive- ness for their imprudence. On alighting at Lord Wigton’s house, Lady Jean found her sisters confined to their rooms with headache, or some such serious indisposition, and in the utmost dejection on account of having been thereby Vv^ithheld from the Riding of the Parliament. Their spirits, as may be supposed, were not much elevated,' when, on coming forth in dishabille to welcome their sister, they learned that she had had the good fortune to be THE MONKEY, 271 married before them. Their ill-luck was, however, irremediable, and so, making a merit of submitting to it, they condescended to be rather agree- able during the dinner and the after- noon. It was not long before all par- ties were perfectly reconciled to what had taken place ; and by the time it was necessary to dress for the ball, the elder young ladies declared themselves so much recovered as to be able to accompany their happy sister. The Earl of Linlithgow and his son then sent a servant for proper dresses, and prepared themselves for the occa- sion without leaving the house. When all were ready, a number of chairs were called to transport their dainty persons down the street. The news of Lady Jean’s arrival, and of her marriage, having now spread abroad, the court in front of the house, the alley, and even the open street, were crowded with people of all ranks, anxious to catch a passing glimpse of the heroine of so strange a tale. As her chair was carried along, a buzz of admiration from all who were so happy as to be near it, marked its progress. Happy, too, was the gentleman who had the good luck to be near her chair as it was set down at the palace-gate, and assist her in stepping from it upon the lighted pavement. From the outer gate, along the piazza of the inner court, and all the way up the broad staircase to the illuminated hall, two rows of noblemen and gentlemen formed a brilliant avenue, as she passed along, while a hundred plumed caps were doffed in honour of so much beauty, and as many youthful eyes glanced bright with satisfaction at beholding it. The object of all this attention tripped modestly along in the hand of the Earl of Linlithgow, acknowledging, with many a graceful flexure and undulation of person, the compliments of the spectators. At length the company entered the spacious and splendid room in which the ball was to be held. At the extre- mity, opposite to the entry, upon an elevated platform, sat the three royal personages, all of whom, on Lady Jean’s introduction, rose and came forward to welcome her and her husband to the entertainments of Holyrood, and to hope that her ladyship would often adorn their circle. In a short time the dancing commenced; and, amidst all the ladies who exhibited their charms and their magnificent attire in that captivating exercise, who was, either in person or dress, half so brilliant as Lady Jean ? — Chambers Edin, Journal, THE MOHKEY: A SECOND PASSAGE IN THE LIFE OF WILLIAM M*GEE, WEAVER IN HAMILTON, By Robert Macnish, LL.D. I DINNA think that in a’ nature there’s a mair curiouser cratur than a monkey. I mak this observe frae being witness to an extraordinar’ event that took place in Hamilton, three or four days after my never-to-be-forgotten Battle of the Breeks.* Some even gaed the length to say that it was to the full mair curiouser than that affair, in sae far as the principal performer in the ae case was a rational man, whereas. * See ante^ p. 223. 272 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. in the ither he was only a bit ape. But folk may talk as they like about monkeys, and cry them down for being stupid and mischievous, I for ane will no gang that length. Whatever they may be on the score of mischief, there can be nae doubt, that, sae far as gumption is concerned, they are just uncommon ; and for wit and fun they would beat ony man black and blue. In fact, I dinna think that monkeys are beasts ava. I hae a half notion that they are just wee hairy men, that canna or rather winna speak, in case they may be made to work like ither folk, instead of leading a life of idleness. But to the point. I ance had a monkey, ane of the drollest looking deevils ye ever saw. He was gayan big for a monkey, and was hairy a’ ower, except his face and his bit hurdies, which had a degree of bareness about them, and were nearly as saft as a lady’s loof. Weel, what think ye that I did wi’ the beastie? ’Od, man, I dressed him up like a Heelandman, and put a kilt upon him, and a lang- tailed red coat, and a blue bannet, which for security’s sake I tied, woman- like, below his chin, wi’ twa bits of yellow ribbon. I not only did this, but I learnt him to walk upon his twa hinder legs, and to carry a stick in his right hand when he gaed out, the better to support him in his peregrinations. He was for a’ the world like a wee man in kilts — sae much sae, that when Glengarry, the great Heeland chieftain, wha happened to be at Hamilton on a visit to the Duke, saw him by chance, he swore by the powers that he was like ane o’ the Celtic Society, and that if I likit he would endeavour to get him admitted a member of that body. I thocht at the time that Glengarry was jokin’, but I hae since had glide reason for thinking that he was in real earnest, as Andrew Brand says that he and the Celts hae been like to cut ane anither’s throats, and that he micht mean this as an affront upon them. Hoosomever I maun do Glengarry the justice to say, that had he got my Nosey (that was his name) made a member, he wadna hae pruved the least witty or courageous o’ the society, and would hae dune nae disgrace to the chief’s recommendation. But I am fleeing awa like a shuttle frae the subject on hand. Weel, it turned out in this manner, as ye shall hear. Ae afternoon towards the gloamin’, I was obligated to tak a stap down to the cross wi’ a web under my arm, which I had finished for Mr Weft, the muslin manufacturer. By way of frolic — a gayan foolish ane I allow — I brocht Nosey alang wi’ me. He had on, as for ordinar, his Heeland dress, and walkit behind me, wi’ the bit stick in his hand and his tail sticking out frae below his kilt, as if he had been my flunkey. It was, after a’, a queer sicht, and, as may be supposed, I drew a hale crowd o’ bairns after me, bawling out, “ Here’s Willie M ‘Gee’s monkey,” and giein’ him nits and gingerbread, and makin’ as muckle o’ the cratur as could be ; for Nosey was a great favourite in the town, and everybody likit him for his droll tricks, and the way he used to girn, and dance, and tumble ower his head, to amuse them. On entering Mr Weft’s shop, I faund it empty ; there wasna leiving soul within. I supposed he had gane out for a licht; and being gayan familiar wi’ him, I took a stap ben to the back shop, leaving Nosey in the fore ane. I sat for twa or three minutes, but naebody made his appearance. At last the front door, which I had ta’en care to shut after me, opened, and I look’t to see what it could be, thinking that, nae doubt, it was Mr Weft, or his apprentice. It was neither the ane nor the ither, but a strong middle-aged, red- faced Heelandman, wi’ specks on, and wi’ a kilt and a bannet, by a’ the world like my monkey’s. Now, what think ye Nosey was about a’ this time ? He was 1 THE MONKEY, 273 sittin’ behind the counter upon the lang three-leggit stool that stood forenent Mr Weft’s desk, and was turning ower the leaves of his ledger wi’ a look which, for auld-fashioned sagaciousness, was wonderfu’ to behold. I was sae tickled at the sight that I paid nae sort of attention to the Heelandman, but continued looking fi^e the backshop at Nosey, lauching a’ the time in my sleeve — for I jaloused that some queer scene would tak place between the twa. And I wasna far wrang, for tlie stranger, takin’ out a pound frae his spleuchan, handed it ower to the monkey, and speered at ,him, in his droll norland deealect, if he could change a note. When I heard this, I thought I would hae lauched out- right ; and naething but sheer curiosity to see how the thing would end made me keep my gravity. It was plain that Donald had ta’en Nosey for ane of his ain countrymen — and the thing after a’ wasna greatly to be wondered at, and that for three reasons. • Firstly, the shop was rather darkish. Secondly, the Heelandman had on specks, as I hae just said ; and it was likely on this account that he was rather sliort-sighted; and Thirdly, Nosey, wi’ his kilt, and bannet, and red coat, was to a’ intents and purposes as like a human creature as a monkey could weel be. Nae sooner, then, had he got the note than he opened it out, and lookit at it wi’ his wee, glowrin’, restless een, as if to see that it wasna a forgery. He then shook his head like a doctor when he’s no very sure what’s wrang wi’ a person, but wants to mak it appear that he kens a’ about it — and continued in this style till the Heelandman’s patience began to get exhausted. ‘‘Can ye no shange the note, old shentleman ?” quo’ Donald. Nosey gied his head anither shake, and lookit un- common wise. “Is the note no goot, sir?” spake ( 5 ) the Heelandman, a second time ; but the cratur, instead of answering him, only gied anither of his wise shakes, as much as to say, “ I’m no very sure about it.” At this Donald lost his temper. “ If the note doesna please ye, sir,” quo’ he, “ I’ll thank ye to gie me it back again, and I’ll gang to some ither place.” And he stretchit out his hand to tak hand o’t, when my frien’ wi’ the tail, lifting up his stick, lent him sic a whack ower the lingers as made him pu’ back in the twinkling of an ee. “Cot tamn ye, ye auld scoundrel,” said the man ; “ de ye mean to tak my money frae me ? ” And he lifted up a rung big eneugh to fell a stot, and let flee at the monkey ; but Nosey was ower quick for him, and, jumping aside, he lichted on a shelf before ane could say Jock Robinson. Here he rowed up the note like a ba’ in his hand, and put it into his coat pouch like ony rational cratur. Not only this, but he mockit the Heelandman by a’ manner of means, shooting out his tongue at him, spitting at him, and girning at him wi’ his queer outlandish physiog- nomy. Then he would tak haud o’ his tail in his twa hands, and wag it at Donald, and steeking his nieves, he would seem to threaten him -yNuth a leatherin’ ! A’thegither he was desperate impudent, and eneugh to try the patience of a saunt, no to speak o’ a het-bluided Heelandman. It was gude for sair een to see how Donald behavit on this occasion. He raged like ane demented, misca’ing the monkey beyond measure, and swearing as mony Gaelic aiths as micht hae saired an ordinar man for a twalmonth. During this time, I never steered a foot, but keepit keekin’ frae the back shop upon a’ that was ganging on. I was highly delighted ; and jal- ousing that Nosey was ower supple to be easily catched, I had nae appre- hension for the event, and remained snug in my berth to see the upshot. In a short time, in comes Mr Weft, s ^74 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, wi’ a piece of lowing paper in his hand, that he had got from the next door to licht the shop ; and nae sooner did Donald see him than he axed him for his note. “What note, honest man?” said Mr Weft. “Cot tamn,” quo’ Donald; “the note the auld scoundrel, your grand- fater, stole frae me.” “My grandfaither ! ” answered the ither wi’ amazement. “ I am thinking, honest man, ye hae had a glass ower mUckle. My grandfaither has been dead for saxteen years, and I ne’er heard tell till now that he was a fief.” “ Weel, weel, then, quo’ the Heeland- man, “ I don’t care naething about it. If he’s no your grandfaither, he’ll be your faither, or your brither, or your cousin.” “ My faither or my brither, or my cousin ! ” repeated Mr Weft. “ I maun tell ye plainly, frien’, that I hae neither faither, nor brither, nor cousin of ony description, on this side of the graven I dinna understand ye, honest man, but I reckon that ye hae sat ower lang at the whisky, and my advice to ye is to stap awa hame and sleep it aff.” At this speech the Heelandman lost a’ patience, and lookit sae awfully fairce, that ance or twice I was on the nick of coming forrit, and explaining how matters really stood ; but curiosity keepit me chained to the back shop, and I just thoucht I would bide a wee, and see how the affair was like to end. “ Pray, wha are you, sir? ” said Donald, putting his hands in his sides, and looking through his specks upon Mr Weft, like a deevil incarnit. “ Wha are you, sir, that daur to speak to me in this manner ? ” “ Wha am I?” said the ither, drap- ping the remnant of the paper, which was burnin’ close to his fingers, ‘‘ I am Saunders Weft, manufacturer in Ham- ilton — that’s what I am. ” “ And I am Tonald Campbell, piper’s sister’s son to his grace the great, grand Tuke of Argyll,” thundered out the Heelandman, wi’ a voice that was fear- some to hear. “And what about that?^’ quo’ Mr Weft, rather snappishly, as I thocht. “If ye were the great, grand Duke of Argyll himsel, as ye ca’ him. I’ll no permit you to kick ilp a dust in my shop. “ Ye scounrel,” said Donald, seizing Mr Weft by the throat, and shaking him till he tottered like an aspen leaf, “div ye naean to speak ill of his grace the Tuke of Argyll ? ” And he gied him anither shake — then, laying hand of his nose, he swore that he would pu’t as lang as a cow’s tail, if he didna that instant restore him his lost property. At this sicht I began to grue a’ ower^ and now saw the needcessity of stapping ben, and saving my employer frae farther damage, bodily and ither wise. Nae sooner had I made my appearance than Donald let go his grip of Mr Weft’s nose, and the latter, in a great passion, cried out — “ William M*Gee, I tak ye to witness what I hae sufiferit frae this bluidthirsty Heelandman ! It’s no to be endured in a Christian country. 1^11 hae the law of him, that I will. I’ll be whuppit but I’ll hae amends, although it costs me twenty pounds ! ” “ What’s the matter? ” quo’ I, pre- tending ignorance of the hale con- cern. “What, in the name of Nebuchad- nezzar, has set ye thegither by the lugs ? ” Then Mr Weft began his tale, how he had been collared and weel nigh thrappled in his ain shop ; — then the ither tauld how, in the first place, Mr Weft’s grandfaither, as he ca’d Nosey, had stolen his note, and how, in the second place, Mr Weft himself had in- sulted the great, grand Duke of Ar^ll, In a word, there was a desperate kick- up between them, the ane threeping THE MONKEY, 275 that he would tak the law of the ither immediately. Na, in this respect Donald gaed the greatest length, for he swore that, rather than be defeated, he wad carry his cause to the House of Lords, although it cost him thretty pounds sterling. I now saw it was time to put in a word. “ Hout-tout, gentlemen,” quo’ I, ‘ ‘ what’s the use of a’ this clishmaclaver ? Ye’ve baith gotten the wrang sow by the lug, or my name’s no William M‘Gee. I’ll wager ye a penny-piece, that my monkey Nosey is at the bottom of the business.” Nae sooner had I spoken the word, than the twa, looking round the shop, spied the beastie sitting upon the shelf, giming at them, and putting out his tongue, and wiggle-waggling his walking stick ower his left elbow, as if he had been playing upon the fiddle. Mr Weft at this apparition set up a loud laugh ; his passion left him in a moment, when he saw the ridiculous mistake that the Heelandman had fa’en into, and I thocht he would hae bursted his sides wi’ evendown merriment. At first, Donald lookit desperate angry, and, judging frae the way he was twisting about his mouth and rowing his een, I opined that he intended some deadly skaith to the monkey. But his gude sense, of which Heelandmen are no a’- thegither destitute, got the better of his anger, and he roared andlauched like the very mischief. Nor was this a,’ for nae sooner had he began to lauch, than the monkey did the same thing, and held its sides in preceesely the same manner. imitating his actions, in the maist amusin’ way imaginable. This only set Donald a-lauching mair than ever, and when he lifted up his nieve, and shook it at Nosey in a gude-humoured way, what think ye that the cratur did? ’ Od, man, he took the note frae his pouch, whaur it lay rowed up like a ba’, and papping it at Donald, hit him as fairly upon the nose as if it had been shot out of a weel-aimed musket. There was nae resisting this. The haill three, or rather the haill four, for Nosey joined us, set up a loud lauch ; and the Heelandman’s was the loudest of a’, showing that he was really a man of sense, and could tak a joke as weel as his neighbours. When the lauchin’ had a wee sub- sided, Mr Campbell, in order to show that he had nae ill will to Mr Weft, axed his pardon for the rough way he had treated him, but the worthy manufacturer wadna hear o’t. ‘ ‘ Houts, man,” quo’ he, “ dinna say a word about it. It’s a mistak a’thegither, and Solomon himsel, ye ken, whiles gaed wrang.” Whereupon the Hee- landman bought a Kilmarnock nicht- cap, price elevenpence ha’penny, frae Mr Weft, and paid him wi’ part of the very note that brocht on the ferlie I hae just been relating. But his gude wull didna end here, for he insisted on takin’ us a’ — Nosey amang the lave — to the nearest public, where he gied us a frien’ly glass, and we keepit talking about monkeys, and what not, in a manner at ance edifying and amusing to hear. / 276 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. THE LADDEE DANCER. Men should know why They write, and for what end ; but note or text, I never know the word which will come next ; So on I ramble, now and then narrating, Now pondering. — Byron. It was a lovely evening in sum- mer, when a crowd hallooing and shouting in the street of L , a village of the north of Scotland, at once disturbed my reveries, and left me little leisure again to yield myself to their wayward dominion. In sooth, I had no pretence for indifference to a very singular spectacle of a something- like human being moving in mid-air ; and although its saltatory gambols in this unusual situation could scarcely be called dancing, it was certainly intended to be like it, however little the resem- blance might be approved. A some- thing between a male and female in point of dress — a perfect hermaphrodite in regard to costume — had mounted herself on gigantic stilts, on which she hopped about, defying the secrecy even of the middle floors of the surrounding liouses, and in some cases giving her a peep into the attic regions of less lofty domiciles. In this manner, stalking about from side to side, lilce a crane among the reeds, the very Diable Boiteux himself was never more inqui- sitive after the domestic concerns of his neighbours, or better fitted to explore them by his invisibility, than she was by her altitude. Her presence in mid- air, in more than one instance, was the subject of alarm to the sober inmates of the street, who, little suspicious of such intrusion, might perhaps be en- gaged in household cares which did not court observation, or had sunk into the relaxations of an undress, after the fatigues and heat of the day. Every- where the windows might be heard thrown up with impatient haste, — the sash skirling and creaking in its ascent , with the violence of the effort, and immediately after, a head might be seen poked forward to explore the “whence” and “wherefore,” — in short, to ask in one word, if it could be so condensed, the meaning and purpose of this aerial visitor. The more desultory occupations of a little village hold but loosely to- gether the different classes of it. Mas- ter and servant approach more nearly, — the one is less elevated, and the other less depressed, than in great towns, — a show is at least as great a treat to the one as to the other, and there is nothing in their respective notions of decorum to repress their joyous feelings, while under the irresistible impulse of the inimitable Mr Punch, or of the demure and clumsy bear, treading a measure with the graces of a Mercandotti, In short, the more simple elements of a villager’s mind are, like their, own more robust frames, more easily inflamed; — there is more excitable stuff about them, because they are less frequently subjected to the tear and wear of novelty, which towns con- stantly afford. The schoolmaster and the schoolboy alike pour out from the lowly straw-roofed “academy,” with the same eager and breathless haste, to catch a first glance, or secure a favour- able post. Syntax and arithmetic — blessed oblivion ! — are for the moment forgotten. Think of the ecstacies of the .little culprit, who was perhaps under the rod, if at that awful moment a troop of dancing dogs, with their full accompaniment of pipe and tabor, came under the school window, and was at once gladdened with a respite and a show. One moment watching the grim THE LADDER DANCER, 277 smile of the pedagogue ; next lost in wonder at the accomplished puppets — nothing to disturb his bliss but the trammels of Concordance, or the intri- cacies of the Rule of Three. But if mere novelty has such delights for the younger portion, to escape from the monotony of village life has not less charms for the graver class of its inha- bitants. An old gentleman, evidently unmindful of his dishabille, popped his head forth of his casement, heedless of the red Kilmarnock in which it was bedight, and gazed with eager curiosity on the ambitious female who had now passed his lattice. He seemed to have caught a hint of the dereglement of his own costume, by remarking that of his female neighbour at the adjoining win- dow, who exposed courageously the snowy ringlets which begirt the region of bumps and qualities, in place of the brown and glossy curls, which, till that ill-fated moment, were supposed to have belonged to it.* He withdrew * I love to luxuriate in a note ; it is like hunting in an unenclosed country. One word about the affectations of Gray- beards.^ Among all the ten thousand reasons for their gray hairs, no one ever thought of years as being at least a probable cause. It is one of the very few hereditary pecu- liarities of physical constitution, which are loudly proclaimed and gladly seized, to apo- logise for the sin of hoary locks. Acute sor- row, or sudden surprise ; — indigestion — that talismanic thing, the nerves — love, specula- tion— ^or anything, in short, are all approved theories to explain their first intrusion among the legitimate ringlets of male and female persons of “no particular age.” Even it is said that people have awoke gray who lay down under very different colours ; of course, they had had a bad dream, or lain on the wrong side, but no conscientious perruquier could have sworn to their identity under such a metamorphosis. In short, gray hairs are purely accidental ; they have nothing to do with years ; and being deemed a misfortune, have from time immemorial been always spoken of with reverence, but nowhere that I can recollect are they spoken of with, affection, save in the beautiful song, “John Anderson, my Jo,” where the kind-hearted wife invokes blessings on the frosty pow of her aged partner. from sight with some precipitation, but whether in horror of his own reckless- ness, or in deference to the heedless- ness of his neighbour, must for ever remain in doubt. Is it then strange if there was quite a revel-rout in the streets of the little village, when old and young alike responded to the won- der of the scene? To whatever quarter she passed, not a window was down ; labour was suspended to witness feats which no labour of theirs could accom- plish. Women, bearing with them the marks of the household toils in which they had been last engaged, stood at their doors, some with sarcastic, but all with curious gaze ; while the sunburnt Pied- montoise at times danced on her stilts a kind of mock waltz, or hobbled from side to side, in ridicule, as it would seem, of the livelier measure and footing of the quadrille. When, mounted on the highest point of her stilts, she strided across the v^ay, to collect or to solicit pence, the little urchins hanging about their mothers, clung more closely to them as she approached, and looked up to her, doubting and fearful, as fish are said to be scared by a passing cloud. She was most successful among the male spectators of the village. Her feats with them excited no feelings of rivalry, and their notions of decorum were not so easily disturbed as those of their helpmates, who, in refusing their contribution, never withhold their reprobation of such anti - Christian gambols. ‘ ‘ Gae awa wi’ you, ye idle randie ! Weel sets the like o’ sic misleard queans to gang about the country play- ing antics like a fule, to fules like your- sel,” was the answer given by a middle- aged woman, who stood near me, to the boy who carried round a wooden platter for the halfpence, and who instantly retired, to save herself from the latter part of her own reproach, dragging with her a ragged little rogue, who begged hard to remain till the end 278 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. of the exhibition. By this time the pro- cession had reached the end of the street, where some of the better class of the inhabitants resided, and some prepara- tions were made for a more elaborate spectacle. The swarthy Savoyard, who accompanied the ladder-dancer, after surveying the field, seemed to fix his station opposite to a respectable- looking house, whose liberality he evidently measured by its outward pre- tensions. There is no state of helplessness equal to that of ignorance of the language in which a favour is to be craved, and you may estimate the proficiency of the fore- igner in the intricacies of our own dialect by the obsequiousness of his smile, which he at once adapts to the purposes of solicitation, and of defence against insult and ridicule. While with a look of preparation he bustled about, to gain attention, he grinned and nodded to the windows which were occupied, while he held a ladder upright, and placing his hat at the bottom of it to receive the niggard bounty of the spectators, he stood at the back of it, supporting it with both his hands. The lady of the stilts now advanced, and resting on one of them, with considerable address lifted up the other and pushed it forward, with an action that seemed to denote something like a salutation, or obei- sance, — a kind of aerial salaam. At this moment the hall-door was opened, and a portly-looking woman of middle- age, evidently the mistress of the house- hold, came forward and planted herself on the broad landing-place of the stair. There was about this personage the round, full look which betokens ease and affluence ; and the firm, steady step which argues satisfaction with our con- dition. She fixed herself on the door- step with the solid perpendicularity of Pompey’s Pillar, and now and then turned rouad to some young girls who attended her, as if to chide them for mix- ing her up with so silly an exhibition. I had supposed that the Piedmontoise would have laid aside her stilts when she ascended the ladder, but far from it, for in this consisted the singularity of the exhibition. She climbed the ladder, still mounted on them, then descended like a cat on the other side of it ; she hopped down as she had hopped up, with equal steadiness and agility, and thought to crown her efforts by a notable feat, which was no less than standing on her head on the top of the ladder, and brandishing the two stilts, from which she had disengaged herself, round about her, like the arms of a windmill. It required no great skill to see that the old lady was very much offended with this last performance, for when the little dish was carried to her, and the ladder- dancer directed a beseeching look accompanied by an attitude which seemed to imply that there were othei feats yet in reserve, if encouragement was held out, the patroness of the stair- head could restrain herself no longer, but poured out a torrent partaking both of objurgation and admonition. “Ne’er-do-weel hussie,” and “vag- rant gipsy,” were some of the sharp missiles shot at the unsuspecting figur- ante, who, as little aware of the mean- ing of all this “ sharp-toothed violence,” as the bird is of the mischief aimed at him by the fowler, sadly misapprehended its import, and thinking it conveyed encouragement and approbation, ducked her head in acknowledgment, while the thunder of the old lady’s reprobation rolled about her in the most ceaseless rapidity of vituperation. “ Ye’re a pretty ane indeed, to play sic antics afore ony body’s house ! Hae ye naebody to learn ye better manners that to rin up and down a ladder like a squirrel, twisting and turning yoursel till my banes are sair to look at you ? Muckle fitter gin ye would read your Bible, if as much grace be left to ye ; or maybe a religious tract, to begin wi’, for I doubt ye wad need preparation THE LADDER DANCER, 279 afore ye could drink at the spring-head wi’ ony special profit. ■’ The last part was conveyed with a kind of smile of self-approbation ; for of all tasks, to reclaim a sinner is the most pleasing and soothing to religious vanity ; — so comfortable it is to be al- lowed to scold on any terms, but doubly delightful, because it always implies superiority. But the ladder-dancer and her attendant were aware of no part of what was passing in the mind of the female lecturer, and fully as ignorant of the eloquent address I have just repeated ; she only saw, in the gracious looks in which her feats were condemned, an ap- proval of her labours, for it passed her philosophy to comprehend the ungodly qualities of standing on the head, or whirling like a top. Again the ladder- dancer cringed and bowed to her of the stair-head ; and her male supporter, who acted as a kind of pedestal to her elevation, bowed and grinned a little more grimly, while the boy held out his plate to receive the results of all this assiduity. But they could not command a single word of broad English among them. Theirs only was the eloquence of nods and grimaces ; a monkey could have done as much, and in the present humour of the old lady, would have been as much approved. The ladder- dancer grew impatient, and seemed determined on an effort to close her labours. “ Ah, Madame ! she exclaimed ; ‘‘Madame^’ was repeated by the man, and “ Madame ” was re-echoed by the boy. “ Nane o’ your nonsense wi’ me,” was the response from the stair-head ; “your madam’ing, and I dinna ken what mair havers. Ye needna fash your head to stand there a’ day girning at me, and making sic outlandish sport. I’m mair fule than you, that bides to look at you ; a fine tale they’d hae to tell that could say they saw me here, idling my precious time on the* like o’ you.” She now whispered to one of the girls, who retired, and soon after returned, giving her a small parcel, which she ex- amined, and seemed to say all was right. She beckoned the ladder-dancer, who slid down with cat-like agility, and was instantly with her, standing a step lower, in deference to the doughty dame. “Here,” said she, with a gruff air, which was rather affected than real, “ tak these precious gifts,” handing her a bunch of religious tracts. “See if ye canna find out your spiritual wants, and learn to seek for the ‘ Pearl of Price. ’ My certie, but ye’re a weel-faured hussie,” examining her more narrowly, “but your gaits are no that commend- able ; but for a’ that, a mair broken ship has reached the land.” I could observe that she slipped a half-crown into the hand of the Pied- montoise ; and as she turned away to avoid thanks, an elderly gentleman (perhaps her husband), who stood by, said in a low voice, — “That’s like yoursel, Darsie ; your bark was aye waur than your bite, ony day ! ” — Blackwood* s Magazine^ 1826. 28 o THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. THE ELDEE’S DEATH-BED. By Professor Wilson. It was on a fierce and howling day that I was crossing the dreary moor of Auchindown, on my way to the manse of that parish — a solitary pedestrian. The snow, which had been incessantly falling for a week past, was drifted into beautiful but dangerous wreaths, far and wide, over the melancholy expanse ; and the scene kept visibly shifting before me, as the strong wind that blew from every point of the compass struck the dazzling masses, and heaved them up and down in endless transformation. There was something inspiriting in the la- bour with which, in the buoyant strength of youth, 1 forced my way through the storm ; and I could not but enjoy those gleamings of sunlight that ever and anon burst through some unexpected opening in the sky, and gave a character of cheerfulness, and even warmth, to the sides or summits of the stricken hills. Sometimes the wind stopped of a sudden, and then the air was as silent as the snow — not a murmur to be heard from spring or stream, now all frozen up over those high moorlands. As the momentary cessations of the sharp drift allowed my eyes to look onwards and around, I saw here and there, up the little opening valleys, cottages just visible beneath the black stems of their snow-covered clumps of trees, or beside some small spot of green pasture kept open for the sheep. These intimations of life and happiness came delightfully to me in the midst of the desolation ; and the barking of a dog, attending some shepherd in his quest on the hill, put fresh vigour into my limbs, telling me that, lonely as I seemed to be, I was surrounded by cheerful, though unseen company, and that I was not the only wanderer over the snows. As I walked along, my mind was insensibly filled with a crowd of pleasant images of rural winter life, that helped me gladly onwards over many miles of moor. I thought of the severe but cheerful labours of the barn — the mend- ing of farm-gear by the fireside — the wheel turned by the foot of old age less for gain than as a thrifty pastime — the skilful mother making “ auld claes look amaist as weel’s the new ” — the ballad unconsciously listened to by the family all busy at their own tasks round the singing maiden — the old traditionary tale, told by some wayfarer hospitably housed till the storm should blow by — the unexpected visit of neighbours on need or friendship — or the footstep of lover undeterred by snow-drifts that have buried up his flocks ; — but above all, I thought of those hours of religious worship that have not yet escaped from the domestic life of the peasantry of Scotland — of the sound of psalms that the depth of the snow cannot deaden to the ear of Him to whom they are chanted — and of that sublime Sabbath- keeping which, on days too tempestuous for the kirk, changes the cottage of the shepherd into the temple of God. With such glad and peaceful images in my heart, I travelled along that dreary moor, with the cutting wind in my face, and my feet sinking in the snow, or sliding on the hard blue ice beneath it — as cheerfully as I ever walked in the dewy warmth of a sum- mer morning, through fields of fragrance and of flowers. And now I could dis- cern, within half an hour’s walk, before me, the spire of the church, close to which stood the manse of my aged friend and benefactor. My heart burned within me as a sudden gleam of stormy sunlight tipped it with fire ; and I felt, at that moment, an inexpressible sense THE ELDEHS DEATHBED, 281 of the sublimity of the character of that grayheaded shepherd who had, for fifty years, abode in the wilderness, keeping together his own happy little flock. As I was ascending a knoll, I saw before me on horseback an old man, with his long white hairs beaten against his face, who, nevertheless, advanced with a calm countenance against the hurricane. It was no other than my father, of wliom I had been thinking — for my father had I called him for many years, and for many years my father had he truly been. My surprise at meeting him on such a moor — on such a day — was but momentary, for I knew that he was a shepherd who cared not for the winter’s wrath. As he stopped to take my hand kindly into his, and to give his blessing to his long-expected visitor, the wind fell calm — the whole face of the sky was softened, and bright- ness, like a smile, went over the blush- ing and crimson snow. The very elements seemed then to respect the hoary head of fourscore ; and after our first greeting was over, when I looked around, in my affection, I felt how beautiful was winter. “I am going,” said he, “ to visit a man at the point of death ; a man whom you cannot have forgotten ; whose head will be missed in the kirk next Sabbath by all my congregation ; a devout man, who feared God all his days, and whom, on this awful trial, God will assuredly remember. I am going, my son, to the Hazel Glen.” I knew well in childhood that lonely farmhouse, so far off among the beauti- ful wild green hills, and it was not likely that I had forgotten the name of its possessor. For six years’ Sabbaths I had seen the Elder in his accustomed place beneath the pulpit, and, with a sort of solemn fear, had looked on his steadfast countenance during sermon, psalm, and prayer. On returning to the scenes of my infancy, I now met the pastor going to pray by his death- bed ; and, with the privilege which nature gives us to behold, even in their last extremity, the loving and the be- loved, I turned to accompany him to the house of sorrow, resignation, and death. And now, for the first time, I ob- served walking close to the feet of his horse, a little boy of about ten years of age, who kept frequently looking up in the pastor’s face, with his blue eyes bathed in tears. A changeful expres- sion of grief, hope, and despair, made almost pale cheeks that otherwise were blooming in health and beauty ; and I recognised, in the small features and smooth forehead of childhood, a re- semblance to the aged man whom we understood was now lying on his death- bed. “They had to send his grandson for me through the snow, mere child as he is,” said the minister to me, looking tenderly on the boy ; “but love makes the young heart bold — and there is One who tempers the wind to the shorn lamb.” I again looked on the fearless child with his rosy cheeks, blue eyes, and yellow hair, so unlike grief or sorrow, yet now sobbing aloud as if his heart would break. “I do not fear but that my grandfather will yet recover, as soon as the minister has said one single prayer by his bedside. I had no hope, or little, as I was running by myself to the manse over hill after hill, but I am full of hopes, now that we are together ; and oh ! if God suffers my grandfather to recover, I will lie awake all the long winter nights blessing Him for Hismercy. I will rise up in the middle of the dark- ness, and pray to Him in the cold on my naked knees ! ” and here his voice was choked, while he kept his eyes fixed, as if for consolation and encouragement, on the solemn and pitying countenance of the kind-hearted pious old man. We soon left the main road, and struck off through scenery that, covere^d as it was with the bewildering snow, I 282 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. I sometimes dimly and sometimes vividly remembered ; our little guide keeping ever a short distance before us, and with a sagacity like that of instinct, showing us our course, of which no trace was visible, save occasionally his own little footprints as he had been hurrying to the manse. After crossing, for several miles, morass and frozen rivulet, and drifted hollow, with here and there the top of a stone-wall peeping through the snow, or the more visible circle of a sheep- bucht, we descended into the Hazel- glen, and saw before us the solitary house of the dying Elder. A gleam of days gone by came sud- denly over my soul. The last time that I had been in this glen was on a day of June, fifteen years before, — a holiday, the birthday of the king. A troop of laughing schoolboys, headed by our benign pastor, we danced over the sunny braes, and startled the linnets from their nests among the yellow broom. Austere as seemed to us the Elder’s Sabbath face when sitting in the kirk, we schoolboys knew that it had its week-day smiles, and we flew on the wings of joy to our annual festival of curds and cream in the farm-house of that little sylvan world. We rejoiced in the flowers and the leaves of that long, that interminable summer day ; its memory was with our boyish hearts from June to June ; and the sound of that sweet name, “ Hazel Glen,” often came upon us at our tasks, and brought too brightly into the school-room the pastoral imagery of that mirthful soli- tude. As we now slowly approached the cottage through a deep snow-drift, which the distress within had prevented the household from removing, we saw peeping out from the door, brothers and sisters of our little guide, who quickly disappeared, and then their mother showed heiself in their stead, expressing by her raised eyes, and arms folded across her breast, how thankful she was to see at last the pastor, beloved in joy and trusted in trouble. Soon as the venerable old man dis- mounted from his horse, our active little guide led it away into the humble stable, and we entered the cottage. Not a sound was heard but the ticking of the clock. The matron, who had silently welcomed us at the door, led us, with suppressed sighs and a face stained with weeping, into her father’s sick room, which even in that time of sore distress was as orderly as if health had blessed the house. I could not help remarking some old china ornaments on the chim- neypiece, and in the window was an ever-blowing rose-tree, that almost touched the lowly roof, and brightened that end of the apartment with its blos- soms. There was something tasteful in the simple furniture ; and it seemed as if grief could not deprive the hand of that matron of its careful elegance. Sickness, almost hopeless sickness, lay there, surrounded with the same cheer- ful and beautiful objects which health had loved ; and she, who had arranged and adorned the apartment in her hap- piness, still kept it from disorder and decay in her sorrow. With a gentle hand she drew the curtain of the bed, and there, supported by pillows as white as the snow that lay without, reposed the dying Elder. It was plain that the hand of God was upon him, and that his days on the earth were numbered. He greeted his minister with a faint smile, and a slight inclination of the head — for his daughter had so raised him on the pillows, that he was almost sitting up in his bed. It was easy to see that he knew himself to be dying, and that his soul was prepared for the great change ; yet, along with the solemn resignation of a Christian who had made his peace with God and his Saviour, there was blended on his white and sunken countenance an expression THE ELDER’S DEATH-BED. 283 of habitual reverence for the minister of his faith ; and I saw that he could not have died in peace without that comforter to pray by his death-bed. A few words sufficed to tell who was the stranger ; — and the dying man, blessing me by name, held out to me his cold shrivelled hand, in token of recognition. I took my seat at a small distance from the bedside, and left a closer station for those who were more dear. The pastor sat down near his head ; and, by the bed, leaning on it with gentle hands, stood that matron, his daughter-in-law — a figure that would have graced and sainted a higher dwell- ing, and whose native beauty was now more touching in its grief. But religion upheld her whom nature was bowing down. Not now for the first time were the lessons taught by her father to be put into practice, for I saw that she was clothed in deep mourning and she behaved like the daughter of a man whose life had been not only irreproach- able but lofty, with fear and hope fight- ing desperately but silently in the core of her pure and pious heart. While we thus remained in silence, the beautiful boy, who, at the risk of his life, had brought the minister of religion to the bedside of his beloved grandfather, softly and cautiously opened the door, and with the hoar-frost yet un- melted on his bright glistering ringlets, walked up to the pillow, evidently no stranger there. He no longer sobbed — he no longer wept — for hope had risen strongly within his innocent heart, from the consciousness of love so fear- lessly exerted, and from the presence of the holy man in whose prayers he trusted, as in the intercession of some superior and heavenly nature. There he stood, still as an image in his grand- father’s eyes, that, in their dimness, fell upon him with delight. Yet, happy as was the trusting child, his heart was devoured by fear, and he looked as if one word might stir up the flood of tears that had subsided in his heart. As he crossed the dreary and dismal moors, he had thought of a corpse, a shroud, and a grave ; he had been in terror, lest death should strike in his absence the old man, with whose gray hairs he had so often played ; but now he saw him alive, and felt that death was not able to tear him away from the clasps, and links, and fetters of his grandchild’s embracing love. “ If the storm do not abate,” said the sick man, after a pause, “it will be hard for my friends to carry me over the drifts to the kirkyard.” This sud- den approach to the grave struck, as with a bar of ice, the heart of the loving boy ; and, with a long deep sigh, he fell down with his face like ashes on the bed, while the old man’s palsied right hand had just strength to lay itself upon his head. “Blessed be thou, my little Jamie, even for His own name’s sake who died for us on the tree !” The mother, without terror, but with an averted face, lifted up her loving-hearted boy, now in a dead fainting-fit, and carried him into an adjoining room, where he soon revived. But that child and the old man were not to be separa- ted. In vain he was asked to go to his brothers and sisters ; — pale, breathless, and shivering, he took his place as before, with eyes fixed on his grand- father’s face, but neither weeping nor uttering a word. Terror had frozen up the blood of his heart ; but his were now the only dry eyes in the room ; and the pastor himself wept — albeit the grief of fourscore is seldom vented in tears. “God has been gracious to me, a sinner, ” said the dying man. ‘ ‘ During thirty years that I have been an elder in your kirk, never have I missed sitting there one Sabbath. When the mother of my children was taken from me — it was on a Tuesday she died, and on Saturday she was buried — we stood together when my Alice was let down 284 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, into the narrow house made for all living ; on the Sabbath I joined in the public worship of God : she commanded me to do so the night before she went away. I could not join in the psalm that Sabbath, for her voice was not in the throng. Her grave was covered up, and grass and flowers grew there ; so was my heart ; but thou, whom, through the blood of Christ, I hope to see this night in Paradise, knowest that, from that hour to this day, never have I forgotten thee ! ” The old man ceased speaking, and his grandchild, now able to endure the scene (for strong passion is its own sup- port), glided softly to a little table, and bringing a cup in which a cordial had been mixed, held it in his small soft hands to his grandfather’s lips. Pie drank, and then said, “ Come closer to me, Jamie, and kiss me for thine own and thy father’s sake ; ” and as the child fondly pressed his rosy lips on those of his grandfather, so white and withered, the tears fell over all the old man’s face, and then trickled down on the golden head of the child, at last sob- bing in his bosom. “ Jamie, thy own father has forgotten thee in thy infancy, and me in my old age; but, Jamie, forget not thou thy father nor thy mother, for that thou knowest and feelest is the commandment of God.” The broken-hearted boy could give no reply. He had gradually stolen closer and closer unto the old loving man, and now was lying, worn out with sorrow, drenched and dissolved in tears, in his grandfather’s bosom. His mother had sunk down on her knees and hid her face with her hands. “ Oh ! if my husband knew but of this — he would never, never desert his dying father ! ” and I now knew that the Elder was praying on his death-bed for a disobedient and wicked son. • At this affecting time the minister took the family Bible on his knees, and said, ‘‘Let us sing to the praise and glory of God, part of the fifteenth psalm ; ” and he read, with a tremu- lous and broken voice, those beautiful verses : — ** Within thy tabernacle. Lord, Who shall abide with thee ? And in Thy high and holy hill Who shall a dweller be ? The man that walketh uprightly. And worketh righteousness. And as he thinketh in his heart. So doth he truth express.” The small congregation sang the noble hymn of the psalmist to “plaintiff Martyrs, worthy of the name.” The dying man himself, ever and anon, joined in the holy music ; and when it feebly died away on his quivering lips, he continued still to follow the tune with the motion of his withered hand, and eyes devoutly and humbly lifted up to heaven. Nor was the sweet voice of his loving grandchild unheard ; as if the strong fit of deadly passion had dissolved in the music, he sang with a sweet and silvery voice, that, to a passer-by, had seemed that of perfect happiness — a hymn sung in joy upon its knees by gladsome child- hood before it flew out among the green hills, to quiet labour or gleesome play. As that sweetest voice came from the bosom of the old man, where the singer lay in affection, and blended with his own so tremulous, never had I felt so affectingly brought before me the be- ginning and the end of life, the cradle and the grave. Ere the psalm was yet over, the door was opened, and a tall fine-looking man entered, but with a lowering and dark countenance, seemingly in sorrow, in misery, and remorse. Agitated, con- founded, and awe-struck by the melan- choly and dirge-like music, he sat down on a chair, and looked with a ghastly face towards his father’s death-bed. When the psalm ceased, the Elder said with a solemn voice, “ My son, thou art come in time to receive thy father’s blessing. May the remembrance of THE ELDEWS DEA TH-BED, 285 what will happen in this room before the morning again shine over the Hazel Glen win thee from the error of thy ways ! Thou art here, to witness the mercy of thy God and thy Saviour, whom thou hast forgotten.” The minister looked, if not with a stem, yet with an upbraiding counten- ance, on the young man, who had not recovered his speech, and said, “ William ! for three years past your shadow has not darkened the door of the house of God. They who fear not the thunder may tremble at the still small voice ; now is the hour for repentance, that your father’s spirit may carry up to heaven tidings of a contrite soul saved from the company of sinners ! ” The young man, with much effort, advanced to the bedside, and at last found voice to say, “Father, I am not without the affections of nature, and I liurried home as soon as I heard that the minister had been seen riding towards our house. I hope that you will yet recover, and if I have ever made you unhappy, I ask your forgiveness ; for though I may not think as you do on matters of religion, I have a human heart. Father ! I may have been un- kind, but I am not cruel. I ask your forgiveness. ” “Come nearer to me, William; kneel down by the bedside, and let my hand find the head of my beloved son — for blindness is coming fast upon me. Thou wert my first-born, and thou art my only living son. All thy brothers and sisters are lying in the kirkyard, beside her whose sweet face thine own, William, did once so much resemble. Long wert thou the joy, the pride of my soul — ay, too much the pride, for there was not in all the parish such a man, such a son, as my own William. If thy heart has since been changed, God may inspire it again with right thoughts. Could I die for thy sake — could I pur- chase thy salvation with the outpouring of thy father’s blood — but this the Son of God has done for thee, who hast denied Him! I have sorely wept for thee — ay, William, when there was none near me — even as David wept for Absalom, for thee, my son, my son ! ” A long deep gi'oan was the only reply ; but the whole body of the kneeling man was convulsed ; and it was easy to see his sufferings, his contrition, his re- morse, and his despair. The pastor said, with a sterner voice and austerer countenance than were natural to him, “ Know you whose hand is now lying on your rebellious head? But what signifies the word father to him who has denied God, the Father of us all?” — “Oh! press him not so hardly,” said the weeping wife, coming forward from a dark corner of the room, where she had tried to conceal herself in grief, fear, and shame. “ Spare, oh ! spare my husband — he has ever been kind to me ; ” and with that she knelt down beside him, with her long, soft, white arms mournfully and affectionately laid across his neck. “Go thou, likewise, my sweet little Jamie,” said the Elder, ‘ ‘ go even out of my bosom, and kneel down beside thy father and thy mother, so that I may bless you all at once, and with one yearning prayer.” The child did as that solemn voice commanded) and knelt down somewhat timidly by his father’s side ; nor did that unhappy man decline encircling with his arm the child too much neglected, but still dear to him as his own blood, in spite of the deadening and debasing influence of in- fidelity. “ Put the Word of God into the hands of my son, and let him read aloud to his dying father the 25th, 26th, and 27th verses of the eleventh chapter of the Gospel according to St John.” The pastor went up to the kneelers, and, with a voice of pity, condolence, and pardon, said, “ There was a time when none, William, could read the Scrip- tures better than couldst thou — can it be that the son of my friend hath for- 286 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. gotten the lessons of his youth ? ” He had not forgotten them ; there was no need for the repentant sinner to lift up his eyes from the bedside. The sacred stream of the Gospel had worn a chan- nel in his heart, and the waters were again flowing. With a choked voice he said, “Jesus said unto her, I am. the Resurrection and the Life : he that be- lieveth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live : and whosoever liveth and believeth in me, shall never die. Believest thou this? She saith unto him. Yea, Lord ; I believe that thou art the Christ, the Son of God, which should come into the world.” “That is not an unbeliever’s voice,” said the dying man triumphantly ; “nor, William, hast thou an unbeliever’s heart. Say that thou believest in what thou hast now read, and thy father will die happy!” — “I do believe; and as thou forgivest me, so may I be forgiven by my Father who is in heaven.” The Elder seemed like a man sudden- ly inspired with a new life. His faded eyes kindled- — his pale cheeks glowed — his palsied hands seemed to wax strong — and his voice was clear as that of manhood in its prime. “Into Thy hands, O God, I commit my spirit ! ” — and so saying, he gently sank back on his pillow ; and I thought I heard a sigh. There was then a long deep silence, and the father, and mother, and child rose from their knees. The eyes of us all were turned towards the white placid face of the figure now stretched in everlasting rest ; and without lament- ations, save the silent lamentations of the resigned soul, we stood around the “ Death-bed of the Elder.” A HIGHLAND FEUD. By Sir Walter Scott. The principal possessors of the Hebrides were originally of the name of MacDonald, the whole being under the government of a succession of chiefs, who bore the name of Donald of the Isles, and were possessed of authority almost independent of the kings of Scotland. But this great family be- coming divided into two or three branches, other chiefs settled in some of the islands, and disputed the pro- perty of the original proprietors. Thus, the MacLeods, a powerful and numer- ous clan, who had extensive estates on the mainland, made themselves masters, at a very early period, of a great part of the large island of Skye, seized upon much of the Long Island, as the isles of Lewis and Harris are called, and fought fiercely with the MacDonalds and other tribes of the islands. The following is an example of the mode in which these feuds were conducted : — About the end of the sixteenth cen- tury, a boat, manned by one or two of the MacLeods, landed in Eigg, a small island peopled by the MacDonalds. They were at first hospitably received ; but having been guilty of some incivility to the young yeomen of the island, it was so much resented by the inhabi- tants, that they tied the MacLeods hand and foot, and putting them on board of their own boat, towed it to the sea, and set it adrift, leaving the wretched men, bound as they were, to perish by famine, or by the winds and waves, as chance should determine. But fate so" ordered it, that a boat belonging to the Laird of MacLeod fell in with that which had the captives on board, and brought them in safety to the Laird’s A HIGHLAND FEUD. 287 castle of Dunvegan, in Skye, where they complained of the injury which they had sustained from the Mac- Donalds of Eigg. MacLeod, in great rage, put to sea with his galleys, manned by a large body of his people, which the men of Eigg could not entertain any rational hope of resisting. Learn- ing that their incensed enemy was approaching with superior forces, and deep vows of revenge, the inhabitants, who knew they had no mercy to expect at MacLeod’s hands, resolved, as the best chance of safety in their power, to conceal themselves in a large cavern on the sea-shore. This place was particularly well- calculated for that purpose. The en- trance resembles that of a fox-earth, being an opening so small that a man cannot enter save by creeping on hands and knees. A rill of water falls from the top of the rock, and serves, or rather served at the period we speak of, wholly to conceal the aperture. A stranger, even when apprised of the existence of such a cave, would find the greatest difficulty in discovering the entrance. Within, the cavern rises to a great height, and the floor is covered with white dry sand. It is extensive enough to contain a great number of people. The whole inha- bitants of Eigg, who, with their wives and families, amounted to nearly two hundred souls, took refuge within its precincts. MacLeod arrived with his armament, and landed on the island, but could discover no one on whom to wreak his vengeance — all was desert. The Mac- Leods destroyed the huts of the islanders, and plundered what property they could discover ; but the vengeance of the chief- tain could not be satisfied with such petty injuries. He knew that the inha- bitants must either have fled in their boats to one of the islands possessed by the MacDonalds, or that they must be concealed somewhere in Eigg. After making a strict but unsuccessful search for two days, MacLeod had appointed the third to leave his anchorage, when, in the gray of the morning, one of the sea- men beheld, from the deck of his galley, the figure of a man on the island. This was a spy whom the MacDonalds, im- patient of their confinement in the cavern, had imprudently sent out to see whether MacLeod had retired or no. The poor fellow, when he saw himself discovered, endeavoured, by doubling after the manner of a hare or fox, to obliterate the track of his footsteps, and prevent its being discovered where he had re-entered the cavern. But all his art was in vain ; the invaders again landed, and tracked him to the entrance of the cavern. MacLeod then summoned those who were within it, and called upon them to deliver the individuals who had mal- treated his men, to be disposed of at his pleasure. The MacDonalds, still confi- dent in the strength of their fastness, which no assailant could enter but on hands and knees, refused to surrender their clansmen. MacLeod then commenced a dread- ful work of indiscriminate vengeance. He caused his people, by means of a ditch cut above the top of -the rock, to turn away the stream of water which fell over the entrance of the precipice. This being done, the MacLeods col- lected all the combustibles which could be found on the island, particularly quantities of dry heather, piled them up against the aperture, and maintained an immense fire for many hours, until the smoke, penetrating into the inmost recesses of the cavern, stifled to death every creature within. There is no doubt of the truth of this story, dreadful as it is. The cavern is often visited by strangers ; and I have myself seen the place, where the bones of the murdered MacDonalds still remain, lying as thick on the floor of the cave as in the charnel- house of a church. 288 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, THE EESHREECTION MEN, By D. M. Moir, M.D. How then was the Devil drest? He was in his Sunday’s best ; His coat was red, and his breeches were blue, With a hole behind, where his tail came througiu Over the hill, and over the dale. And he went over the plain : And backward and forward he switched his tail, As a gentleman switches his cane. Coleridge. About this time* there arose a great sough and surmise that some loons were playing false with the kirkyard, howking up the bodies from their damp graves, and hurling them away to the college. Words canna describe the fear, and the dool, and the misery it caused. All flocked to the kirk yett ; and the friends of the newly buried stood by the mools, which were yet dark, and the brown, newly-cast divots, that had not yet ta’en root, looking with mournful faces, to descry any tokens of sinking in. I’ll never forget it. I was standing by when three young lads took shools, and, lifting up ther truff, proceeded to bowk down to the coffin, wherein they had laid the gray hairs of their mother. They looked wild and bewildered like, and the glance of their een was like that of folk out of a mad-house ; and none dared in the world to have spoken to them. They didna even speak to ane anither ; but wrought on wi’ a great hurry till the spades struck on the coflin-lid — which was broken. The dead-claithes were there huddled a’ thegither in a nook, but the dead was gane. I took haud o’ Willie Walker’s arm, and looked down. There was a cauld sweat all ower me ; — losh me ! but I was terribly frighted and eerie. Three mair graves were opened, and a’ just alike, save and except that of a wee * See ante, “Benjie’s Christening,” page 214. unkirstened wean, which was aff bodily, coflin and a’. There was a burst of righteous in- dignation throughout the parish ; nor without reason. Tell me that doctors and graduates maurf hae the dead ; but tell it not to Mansie Wauch, that our hearts maun be trampled in the mire of scorn, and our best feelings laughed at, in order that a bmise may be properly plaistered up, or a sail* head cured. Verily, the remedy is waur than the disease. But what remead ? It was to watch in the session-house, with loaded guns, night about, three at a time. I never likit to gang into the kirkyard after darkening, let-a-be to sit there through a lang winter night, windy and rainy, it may be, wi’ nane but the dead around us. Save us ! it was an unco thought, and garred a’ my flesh creep ; but the cause was gude, — my spirit was roused, and I was determined no to be daunt- oned. I counted and counted, but the dread day at length came, and I was sum- monsed. All the leivelang afternoon, when ca’ing the needle upon the brod, I tried to whistle Jenny Nettles, Niel Gow, and ither funny tunes, and whiles crooned to mysel be- tween hands ; but- my consternation was visible, and a’ wadna do. It was in November, and the cauld glimmering sun sank behind the Pent- THE RESURRECTION MEN, 289 lands. The trees had been shorn of their frail leaves ; and the misty night was closing fast in upon the dull and short day ; but the candles glittered at the shop windows, and leery-light-the- lamps was brushing about wi’ his ladder in his oxter, and bleezing flamboy sparking out behind him. I felt a kind of qualm of faintness and down-sinking about my heart and stomach, to the dispelling of which I took a thimbleful of spirits, and, tying my red comforter about my neck, I marched briskly to the session-house. A neighbour (An- drew Goldie, the pensioner) lent me his piece, and loaded it to me. He took tent that it was only half-cock, and I wrapped a napkin round the dog- head, for it was raining. No being acquaint wi’ guns, I keepit the muzzle aye awa frae me ; as it is every man’s duty no to throw his precious life into jeopardy. A furm was set before the session- house fire, which bleezed brightly, nor had I ony thought that such an unearthly place could have been made to look half so comfortable, either by coal or candle ; so my speerits rose up as if a weight had been ta’en aff them, and I wondered in my bravery, that a man like me could be afeard of onything. Nobody was there but a touzy, ragged, halflins callant of thirteen (for I speired his age), wi’ a desperate dirty face, and lang carroty hair, tearing a speldrin wi’ his teeth, which lookit lang and sharp eneugh, and throwing the skin and lugs intil the fire. We sat for amaist an hour thegither, cracking the best way we could in sic a place ; nor was onybody mair likely to cast up. The night was now pit-mirk ; the wind soughed amid the headstanes and railings of the gentry (for we maun a’ dee) ; and the black corbies in the steeple-holes cackled and crawed in a fearsome manner. A’ at ance we heard a lonesome sound ; and my heart began to play pit-pat — my skin grew a’ rough, ( 5 ) like a poukit chicken — and I felt as if I didna ken what was the matter with me. It was only a false alarm, however, being the warning of the clock ; and in a minute or twa thereafter the bell struck ten. Oh, but it was a lonesome and dreary sound ! Every chap gaed through my breast like the dunt of a forehammer. Then up and spak the red head- ed laddie : “ It’s no fair ; anither should hae come by this time. I wad rin awa hame, only I’m frightened to gang out my lane. Do ye think the doup o’ that candle wad carry in my cap ? ” “Na, na, lad ; we maun bide here, as we are here now. Leave me alane ! Lord save us ! and the yett lockit, and the bethrel sleepin’ wi’ the key in his breek-pouches ! We canna win out now, though we would,” answered I, trying to look brave, though half frightened out of my seven senses. “Sit down, sit down ; I’ve baith whisky and porter wi’ me. Hae, man, there’s a cauker to keep your heart warm ; and set down that bottle,” quoth I, wiping the sawdust aff it with my hand, “ to get a toast ; I’se warrant it for Deacon Jaf- frey’s best brown stout.” The wind blew higher, and like a hurricane ; the rain began to fall in per- fect spouts ; the auld kirk rumbled, and rowed, and made a sad soughing ; and the bourtree tree behind the house, where auld Cockburn, that cuttit his throat, was buried, creakit and crazed in a frightful manner ; but as to the roaring of the troubled waters, and the bumming in the lum-head, they were past a’ power of description. To make bad worse, just in the heart of the brattle, the grating sound of the yett turning on its rusty hinges was but too plainly heard. What was to be done ? I thought of our baith mnning away ; and then of our locking oursels in, and firing through the door ; but wha was to pull the trigger ? T 290 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. Gudeness watch ower us ! I tremble yet when I think on’t. We were per- fectly between the deil and the deep sea — either to stand and fire our gun, or rin and be shot at. It was really a hang choice. As I stood swithering and shak- ing, the laddie ran to the door, and thrawing round the key, clapped his back till’t. Oh ! how I lookit at him, as he stude, for a gliff, like a magpie hearkening wi’ his lug cockit up, or rather like a terrier watching a rotten. “ They’re coming ! they’re coming !” he cried out ; “ cock the piece, ye sumph,” while the red hair rose up from his pow like feathers; “they’re coming, I hear them tramping on the gravel ! ” Out he stretched his arms against the wall, and brizzed his back against the door like mad ; as if he had been Samson pushing over the pillars in the house of Dagon. “For the Lord’s sake, prime the gun,” he cried out, or our throats will be cut frae lug to lug, before we can say Jack Robinson ! See that there’s priming in the pan ! ” I did the best I could ; but my hale strength could hardly lift up the piece, which waggled to and fro like a cock’s tail on a rainy day ; my knees knockit against ane anither, and though I was resigned to dee — I trust I was resigned to dee — ’od, but it was a fright- fu’ thing to be out of ane’s bed, and to be murdered in an auld session-house, at the dead hour of night, by unyearthly resurrection-men — or rather let me call them devils incarnate — wrapt up in dreadnoughts, wi’ blackit faces, pistols, big sticks, and other deadly weapons. A snuff-snuffing was heard ; and through below the door 1 saw a pair of glancing black een. ’Od, but my heart nearly loupit aff the bit — a snouff and a gur - gurring, and ower a’ the plain tramp of a man’s heavy tackets and cuddy-heels araang the gravel. Tiien cam a great slap like thunder on the wall ; and the laddie quitting his grip, fell down, crying, Fire, fire ! — murder ! holy murder ! ” “ Wha’s there?” growled a deep rough voice ; “ open — I’m a friend.” I tried to speak, but could not ; some- thing like a halfpenny roll was sticking in my throat, so I tried to cough it up, but it wadna come. “ Gie the pass- word, then,” said the laddie, staring as if his een wad loupen out ; “ gie the pass- word ! ” First cam a loud whussle, and then “ Copmahagen,” answered the voice. Oh ! what a relief ! The laddie started up like ane crazy wi’ joy. “ Ou ! ou ! ” cried he, thrawing round the key, and rubbing his hands, “ by jingo ! it’s the bethrel — it’s the bethrel — it’s auld Isaac himsel ! ” First rushed in the dog, and then Isaac, wi’ his glazed hat, slouched ower his brow, and his horn bowet glimmer- ing by his knee. “ Has the French landit, do ye think ? Losh keep us a’ !” said he, wi’ a smile on his half-idiot face (for he was a kind of a sort of a natural, wi’ an infirmity in his leg). “ ’Od sauf us, man, put by your gun. Y e dinna mean to shoot me, do ye ? What are ye aboot here wi’ the door lockit ? I just keppit four resurrectioners loup- ing ower the wa’.” “Glide guide us!” I said, taking a long breath to drive the blude frae my heart, and something relieved by Isaac’s company. “ Come now, Isaac, ye’re just giein’ us a fright. Isn’t that true, Isaac?” “ Yes, I’m joking, — and what for no? But they might have been, for ony thing ye wad hae hindered them to kthe contrair, I’m thinking. Na, na, ye maunna lock the door ; that’s no fair play.” When the door was put ajee, and the furm set foment the fire, I gied Isaac a dram to keep his heart up on sic a cauld, stormy night. ’Od, but he was a droll fallow, Isaac. He sung and leuch as if he had been boozing in THE RESURREC TION MEN. 291 Lucky Tamson’s, wi* some of his drucken cronies. Fient a hair cared he about auld kirks, or kirkyards, or vouts, or th rough -stanes, or dead folk in their winding-sheets, wi’ the wet grass grow- ing ower them ; and at last I began to brighten up a wee mysel ; so when he had gone ower a good few funny stories, I said to him, quoth I, “ Mony folk, I daresay, mak mair noise about their sitting up in a kirkyard than it’s a’ worth. There’s naething here to harm us.” ‘‘ I beg to differ wi’ ye there,” an- swered Isaac, taking out his horn mull from his coat pouch, and tapping on the lid in a queer style — “ I could gie anither version of that story. Did ye no ken of three young doctors — Eirish students — alang wi’ some resurrection- ers, as waff and wild as themselves, firing shottie for shottie wd’ the guard at Kirkmabreck, and lodging three slugs in ane o’ their backs, forbye firing a ramrod through anither ane’s hat?” This was a wee alarming. “No,” quoth I — “ no, Isaac, man, I ne’er heard o’t.” “ But let alane resurrectioners, do ye no think there is sic a thing as ghaists ? Guide ye, my man, my granny could hae telled ye as muckle about them as wad hae filled a minister’s sermons from June to January.” “ Kay — kay — that’s a’ buff,” I said. “ Are there nae cutty-stool businesses — are there nae marriages gaun, Isaac ?” for I was keen to change the subject. “Ye may kay — kay — as ye like, though ; I can just tell ye this — ye’ll mind auld Armstrong, wi’ the leather breeks, and the brown three-storey wig —him that was the grave-digger? Weel, he saw a ghaist wi’ his leeving een — aye, and what’s better, in this very kirkyard too. It W'^as a cauld spring morning, and daylight just com- ing in, when he cam to the yett yonder, thinking to meet his man, paidling Jock — but Jock had sleepit in, and w'asna there. Weel, to the wast corner ower yonder he gaed, and throwing his coat ower a headstane, and his hat on the tap o’t, he dug awa wi’ his spade, casting out the mools, and the coffin- handles, and the green banes, and sic- like, till he stoppit a wee to tak breath. — What ! are ye whistling to yoursel ? ” quo’ Isaac to me, “and no hearing what’s God’s truth ?” “ Ou ay,” said I, “but ye didna tell me if ony body was cried last Sunday ?” I wad hae given every farthing I had made by the needle to hae been at that blessed time in my bed wi’ my wife and wean. Ay, how I was gruing ! I, mostly chacked aff my tongue in chit- terin’. But a’ wadna do. “Weel, speaking of ghaists ; — when he was resting on his spade, he looked up to the steeple, to see what o’clock it was, wondering what way Jock hadna come, — when lo, and behold ! in the lang diced window of the kirk yonder, he saw a lady a’ in white, wi’ her hands clasped thegither, looking out to the kirkyard at him. “He couldna believe his een, so he rubbit them wi’ his sark sleeve, but she was still there bodily, and, keeping ae ee on her, and anither on his road to the yett, he drew his coat and hat to him below his arm, and aff like mad, throwing his shool half a mile ahint him. Jock fand that ; for he was coming singing in at the yett, when his maister ran clean ower the tap o’ him, and capseized him like a toom barrel ; and never stoppin’ till he was in at his ain house, and the door baith bolted and barred at his tail. “Did ye ever hear the like of that, Mansie? Weel man. I’ll explain the hale history o’t to ye. Ye see, — ’od ! how sound that callant’s sleeping,” continued Isaac ; “ he’s snoring like a nine-year- auld. ” I was glad he had stoppit, for I was like to sink through the grund wi’ fear ; but na, it wadna do. 292 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. “ Dinna ye ken — sauf us ! what a fearsome night this is ! The trees ’ll be a’ broken. What a noise in the lum ! I dare say there is some auld hag of a witch- wife gaun to come rumble doun’t. It’s no the first time, I’ll swear. Hae ye a silver sixpence ? Wad ye like that ?” he bawled up the chimley. “Ye’ll hae heard,” said he, ‘Tang ago, that a wee murdered wean was buried — didna ye hear a voice ? — was buried below that corner — the hearthstane there, where the laddie’s lying on ?” I had now lost my breath, so that I couldna stop him. “Ye never heard tell o’t, didna ye ? Weel, I’se tell’t ye. — Sauf us! what swurls o’ smoke coming down the chim- ley — I could swear something no canny’s stopping up the lum-head — gang out and see ! ” At that moment, a clap like thunder was heard — the candle ‘ was driven ower — the sleeping laddie roared “ Help !” and “ Murder !” and “ Thieves !” and as the furm on which we were sitting played flee backwards, cripple Isaac bellowed out, “I’m dead ! — I’m killed! shot through the head ! — oh, oh, oh ! ” Surely I had fainted away ; for when I came to mysel, I found my red com- forter loosed ; my face a’ wet — Isaac rubbing down my waistcoat with his sleeve — the laddie swigging ale out of a bicker — and the brisk brown stout, which, by casting its cork, had caused a’ the alarm, whizz — whizz — whizzing in the chimley-lug. — Mansie Wauch. MAEY WILSON. On her white arm down sunk her head, She shivered, sighed, and died. Mallet. Joseph Wilson was a farmer in the parish of D . He possessed enough of the goods of this world to make him be respected by all his neighbours, and esteemed by them as the most careful, well-doing man in the parish. Joseph knew well enough the value of his riches ; but still the jewel which was nearest and dearest to his heart was his only daughter, the beautiful and innocent Mary Wilson. He loved her — and his love was not greater than that of Marjory, his wife — more than all he possessed ; and when rallied by his neighbours on the depth of his purse, he was wont to say, that the brightest guinea he adored was the face of his own sweet Mary. While a child she was indulged ; and the smiles of her pretty round face, and her caresses and kisses, gained all her little wants from her doting parents. While the daughters of other farmers assisted in household management, she was never required to soil her fingers, but would skip and dance before her father over the fields and the meadows, and sport as the little lamb round her parent. As she advanced from child- hood, her days were clad in the same fair livery of joy. She danced and she toyed, and though no longer dandled and prattling on the knees of her parents, she made them the confidants of all her light amusements and secrets, and she sang to them all the legendary ballads which she had picked up, and their hearts were still gladdened in the little offspring of their wedlock. From a child to the age of fifteen, she had attended the parish school along with MARY WILSOIV. 293 all the boys and girls, both high and low. Here she was a general favourite, and the youths would crowd to attend Mary Wilson home, because she had the prettiest little lips, and the kindliest laugh, of any girl in the school ; and happy was he, and proud of himself, who obtained her hand to dance at the Candlemas ball. The father and mo- ther saw no harm in the adulations paid to their daughter, for they did not equal their own ; and the good old school- master loved to see Mary the favourite of all his youths, because she was a good scholar and the best singer in the school and in the church, and on that account the greatest favourite with him- self. When he raised the tune on the Sabbath to the praise of the Lord, he would turn in his desk to the seat of Mary Wilson for her accompaniment, and, when her sweet voice was once heard through the church, then would the whole congregation join, and every young man emulate himself to gain the approbation of the fair and goodly singer. To those who are in the practice of at- tending a country parish church, I need not mention in how high estimation the best female singer is held amongst all the young men of the country side. At the age of fifteen she was removed to a boarding-school in town. Here she remained two years, and though she perfected herself in accomplish- ments, and though many young men dangled after her, yet her heart, albeit naturally merry, was sensitive ; and vapid appeared to her the revel in the midnight ball compared to the dance on the heaven-canopied lawn, when heart panted with heart, and every spirit caught the existing flame of plea- sure ; and frigid and disagreeable seemed to her the lips from whom politeness extorted studied words, compared to the lips of those who spoke the warm and momentary feelings of the mind. She returned to the place ot her youth, and sought again for mirth and pleasure amongst her old companions ; but she was changed both in person and in mind. She was no longer the light airy girl, but she was now the woman glowing in all the richness and luxuriance of female beauty. She could not now associate with the young men, and be their umpire in all their disputes and contentions, as in the days of her youth ; nor could she find that delight in the company of her female companions which she did ere her departure. Mary was a flower, — A violet by a messy stone. Half hid from human eyes, that, left undisturbed on the wild, would have flourished the loveliest of her com- rades, but once transplanted for a little time into the garden, she took not so well when removed again to her native soil. Though she danced, and though she sung, as she was wont, still part of that which she had seen in town mingled itself with that which she enjoyed in the country ; the customs of a populous city were not to be easily banished from her, and she could not be so happy as formerly. To her father and her mother she was the same adored object ; both rejoiced in her beauty, and while they would at times talk of who might be her husband, they would soon chase away the idea as that of a robber that would deprive them of their all. A little after Mary’s return to her father’s, Charles Morley returned like- wise from the University. He was the . son of the laird, but he had been at the parish school with the young men, and once been their constant com- panion. He hunted for birds’ nests with them, he had fished with them, he had often broken into his father’s garden with them, and Morley was as one of themselves. He had ever been attentive to Mary Wilson ; and she, if the umpire of a race or a wrestle, was always happy when she could adjudge 294 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, the honour of victory to Charlie Morley, because he would at times snatch a kiss from her, and would always take her hand and assist her when wading through the burns. He had completed his education at the University, and, while he had acquired knowledge, he had lost the command of himself. Long did he withstand the temptations laid in his way by more wicked companions, and long did he endeavour to retain the principles his old master had instilled into him ; but in vain : while the sage was discoursing on the nobleness of man’s nature, and the blessings of wis- dom, and while he acquiesced in all the learned man said, Charles Morley had become one of the most profligate young men in the college. When he returned to the country, he often met Mary Wilson, both at her father’s and at the houses of the other tenants. Their meetings became fre- quent, and though they never made as- signations, yet Charles Morley was sure to meet with Mary Wilson in her walks. She saw no harm in meeting with her old school companion, but he had his schemes laid ; he saw her leaning on him in all her maiden fondness ; he knew human nature, and he knew that if he attempted to wrong her in their early meetings, he would discover his baseness and be spumed. He suffered therefore her affection to grow upon her, and, when it had fully ripened, he gave her his feigned love, and received hers, as the offerings of a devotee to his God, in return. For some time she was almost happy, and though she knew her situation must soon be known, she was certain it would not be so till she was the wife of Charles Morley — for so he had promised ; and could she doubt him ? Time, however, flew on, and Mary becoming discon- tented and frightened, Morley, in order to draw her from a place where dis- covery would have been ruin to him- self, proposed flight. When a woman has once gone astray, the man who has ruined her does not require great efforts to persuade her to anything. She is his, body and soul. Mary one night bade adieu to the house of her father, and fled with her paramour to an obscure lodging in the capital. Sad was the morning which arose to her parents on the discovery of her departure, and more especially the cause of it, which neighbours were not slow in surmising and hinting. Her mother wept in all the bitterness of woe, but her tears could not express the sorrow of her heart. The father was louder in his grief ; he wept and raved by turns. Now he grieved for her helplessness, and prayed to God to grant her mercy ; then he cursed the hour in which she was born, and called down curses on him who had ruined the hope of his days. In a little time their violent grief had subsided ; the fugitives could not be traced, and neither Joseph nor his wife suffered that name which was nearest to their hearts to pass their lips. But when Marjory would see the work-basket of her daughter, she would throw herself on her bed and weep ; and Joseph, when anything came in his way that strongly associated the idea of his Mary, would seize his hat, msh from the house, and give utterance to a grief which he would fain conceal from an already heart-broken wife. It was about five months after the departure of Mary, when Marjory, hear- ing one day a gentle tap at the door, went to open it. It was Mary who knocked ; but oh ! how changed from her who once was the boast of the country side ! She was pale and ema- ciated, her eye had lost its lustre, and she seemed to be worse than the shadow of her former loveliness. Her dress was ragged and torn, and in her arms she bore a child — the ill-fated offspring of her illicit amour. Her mother held the door for some minutes, while she surveyed with melancholy eyes the woe- MARY WILSON, 295 worn condition ofherdaughter. ‘^Mary/’ she said — and her manner was composed — “ Mary, you did not need formerly to knock at the door of your father’s house. ” Mary stepped over the thres- hold, and staggering, rather than walk ing, forward into the kitchen, threw herself on the dais. “ Mary,” said her mother again, “ where have you been ? Are you a married woman? Better be the wife of the poorest man than .” Here her daughter buried her face in the bosom of her child, and sobbed aloud. “Mary,” again said her mother, I reproach you not. God will grant you His forgiveness, as 'I do mine ; I feel I cannot live long after this stroke, and we must all meet with trials on this side the grave ; but Mary, oh, my darling Mary,” and she threw her arms around her daughter’s neck and kissed her, “your father ! how will you bear the look of your father?” Her words were scarce finished when Joseph entered. He laid his hat on the table, he shaded back his gray hairs, and clasped his hands, and, from his hard- knitted brows, he seemed about to pray the vengeance of God on her who had so dishonoured his old age. He looked at his daughter ; her eyes W'ere on him, and her once lovely arm was extended as if to avoid the threatened curse ; his brows relaxed, he unclasped his hands, and placing them on his face, wept aloud. She laid her child on the seat, she was at his feet on her knees, and her arms grasped him by the waist. He felt her, he placed one hand in hers, and raised the other as he said, “ May God forgive thee, my daughter ! Ah, Mary, Mary, thou art still my offspring, though thou art a defiled vessel in the eyes of God and man !” On the second Sunday after her re- turn to her father’s, she prepared to attend her purification in the kirk. She had gone through all preliminary forms, and was now once more to take her seat in the house of God. She went muffled up and attended by her father and mother, and was not recognised. During the singing of the first and second psalms she was silent ; but at the third, her father desired her to sing to the praise of that God who had brought her back as a lost sheep into His fold. In the second line she joined the tune ; but weakly and feebly compared to that voice which used to lead the whole kirk. It was, however, recognised ; there was a more than momentary stop while all eyes were turned towards her ; and her old master, turning towards the seat of his old favourite, strove, while the big tears rolled down his cheeks, and his voice faltered, to bear her through the tune. The minister again rose to prayer : he stretched his hands to heaven, and prayed for all mankind ; he prayed for the sinner that had gone astray, and that the Father of mercies would have compassion on the wretched, and again take her into his bosom. There was not a dry eye in the kirk. Humanity for once prevailed, and human selfishness forgot itself in the woes of a fellow-mortal. She, for whom they were supplicating, stood with her hands firmly clasped, her eyes closed, and her head bowed to the earth ; and though her father and mother sobbed and wept, she moved not, but, when service was over, she walked with a firm step, and uncovered face and head, through all the parish- ioners, to her father’s dwelling. She laid herself down on her bed, and in three weeks the grave yawned and closed on the unfortunate Mary Wilson. A few weeks ago, I made it in my way to pass through D . Many revolutions of a tropical sun had passed over my head since I had left my native land, and, on my return, I was anxious to visit that spot where I passed many of my happiest days, even though I knew that all my relatives were long since in the cold grave. As I turned round the hill, the well-known 296 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. cottage of Joseph Wilson came in view, and the story of his daughter flashed vividly on my mind. I approached a countryman, who was standing with his plough and horses at the end of a furrow, wiping the sweat from his brow, and inquired, if Joseph Wilson was still living. “Na,” replied he, “nor ane o’ his kith or kindred. The poor wean that suckled frae an unfortunate breast died soon after his mother, like a young shoot or sapling that has been rashly cut down. Then Marj ory soon followed, and Joseph became a heart-broken man ; a’thing gaed to wreck, and he died on the parish. There are sad ups and downs in life, and nae the lightest thing to disturb our balance is the waywardness of a child.” “ Poor Mary Wilson ! ” said I. She became as visible to my mind’s eye as when I saw her winding in the mazes of a dance in all her maiden beauty and innocence ; and the lines of my favourite poet came to my lips : — When lovely woman stoops to folly. And finds, too late, that men betray, What charms can soothe her melancholy ? What art can wash her guilt away ? The only art her guilt to cover, To hide her shame from every eye. To give repentance to her lover. And wring his bosom, is — to die. “And what has become of the laird?” said I, looking to the well-known mansion. “ The old laird is dead, and the young one, that was once expected to be laird, lies rotting with many carcases in a foreign trench. He broke his father’s heart, spent his substance, and died a common soldier. The comforting dew of heaven seldom falls on him who disregards its commands : seldom does the friendly hands of woman smooth the dying bed of the seducer ; and still more rarely does the insulter of a parent’s gray hairs sleep in the same grave wi’ him. Ye canna lament Mary Wilson mair than I do.” “ Do you possess her father’s land ?” said I. “Ay do I,” replied the rustic, — apparently much moved ; “ and it may be that I would hae ploughed them mair pleasantly, and whistled mair cheerfully to my horses, had Mary shared it with a plain man, as became her station ; but we maunna repine.” I had no wish to proceed farther ; and in my ride back I enjoyed one of those deep, melancholy musings, far more congenial to my mind than the most ecstatic dreams of the most am- bitious men. — Aberdeen Censor. THE LAIED OF CASSWAY. By James Hogg, the “ Ettrick Shepherd.” Chapter I. There is an old story which I have often heard related, about a great Laird of Cassway, in an outer corner of Dum- friesshire, of the name of Beattie, and his two sons. The incidents of the story are of a very extraordinary nature. This Beattie had occasion to be almost constantly in England, because, as my informant said, he took a great hand in government affairs, from which I con- clude that the tradition had its rise about the time of the civil wars ; for about the 297 THE LAIRD OF CASS WAY. close of that time the Scotts took advantage of the times to put the Beatties down, who for some previous ages had maintained the superiority of that district. Be that as it may, the Laird of Cass- way’s second son, Francis, fell desper- ately in love with a remarkably beauti- ful girl, the eldest daughter of Henry Scott of Drumficlding, a gentleman, but still only a retainer, and far beneath Beattie of Cassway, both in point of wealth and influence. Francis was a scholar newly returned from the uni- versity ; was tall, handsome, of a pale complexion, and gentlemanly appear- ance, while Thomas, the eldest son, was fair, ruddy, and stout made, a per- fect picture of health and good humour, — a sportsman, a warrior, and a jovial blade ; one who would not suffer a fox to get rest in the whole moor district. He rode the best horse, kept the best hounds, played the best fiddle, danced the best country bumpkin, and took the stoutest draught of mountain dew, of any man between Erick Brae and Teviot Stone, and was altogether the sort of young man, that whenever he cast his eyes on a pretty girl, either at chapel or at weapon-shaw, she would hide her face, and giggle as if tickled by some unseen hand. Now, though Thomas, or the Young Laird, as he was called, had only spoken once to Ellen Scott in his life, at which time he chucked her below the chin, and bid the deil take him if ever he saw as bonny a face in his wFole born days ; yet for all that, Ellen loved him. It could not be said that she was “ in love ” with him, for a maiden’s heart must be won before it is given absolutely away ; but hers gave him the preference to any other young man. wShe loved to see him, to hear of him, and to laugh at him ; and it was even observed by the domes- tics, that Tam Beattie o’ the Cassway’s name came oftener into her conversation than there was any good reason for. Such was the state of affairs when Francis came home, and fell desperately in love with Ellen Scott ; and his father being in England, and he under no restraint, he went frequently to visit her. She received him with a kindness and affability that pleased him to the heart ; but he little wist that this was only a spontaneous and natural glow of kindness towards him because of his connections, and rather because he was the young laird of Cassway’s only brother, than the poor but accom- plished Francis Beattie, the scholar from Oxford. He was, however, so much delighted with her, that he asked her father’s per- mission to pay his addresses to her. Her father, who was a prudent and sensible man, answered him in this wise : — “ That nothing would give him greater delight than to see his beloved Ellen joined with so accomplished and amiable a young gentleman in the bonds of holy wedlock, provided his father’s assent was previously obtain- ed. But as he himself was subordin- ate to another house, not on the best terms with the house of Cassway, he would not take it on him to sanction any such connection without the old Laird’s full consent. That, moreover, as he, Francis Beattie, was just setting out in life as a lawyer, there was but too much reason to doubt that a matrimonial con- nection with Ellen at that time would be highly imprudent ; therefore it was not to be thought further of till the old laird was consulted. In the mean- time, he should always be welcome to his house, and to his daughter’s com- pany, as he had the same confidence in his honour and integrity as if he had been a son of his own.” The young man thanked him affec- tionately, and could not help acquiescing in the truth of his remarks, promised not to mention matrimony farther till he had consulted his father, and added, — “But indeed you must excuse me, if 298 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. I avail myself of your permission to visit here often, as 1 am sensible that it will be impossible for me to live for any space of time out of my dear Ellen’s sight.” He was again assured of wel- come, and the two parted mutually pleased. Henry Scott of Drumfielding was a widower, with six daughters, over whom presided Mrs Jane Jerdan, their matei;- nal aunt, an old maid, with fashions and ideas even more antiquated than herself. No sooner had the young wooer taken his leave than she bounced into the room, the only sitting apartment in the house, and said, in a loud, important whisper, “What’s that young swankey of a lawyer wanting, that he’s aye han- kering sae muckle about our town ? I’ll tell you what, brother Harry, it strikes me that he wants to make a wheelwright o’ your daughter Nell. Now, gin he axes your consent to ony siccan thing, dinna ye grant it. That’s a.’ Tak an auld fool’s advice gin ye wad prosper. Folk are a’ wise ahint the hand, and sae will ye be.” “Dear Mrs Jane, what objections can you have to Mr Francis Beattie, the most accomplished young gentleman of the whole country ? ” “’Complished gentleman! ’Com- plished kirn-milk ! I’ll tell ye what, brother Harry, — afore I were a landless lady, I wad rather be a tailor’s lay- board. What has he to maintain a lady spouse with? The wind o’ his lungs, forsooth ! — thinks to sell that for goud in goupins. Hech me ! Crazy wad they be wha wad buy it ; and they wha trust to crazy people for their living will live but crazily. Tak an auld fool’s advice gin ye wad prosper, else ye’ll be wise ahint the hand. Have nae mair to do with him — Nell’s bread for his betters ; tell him that. Or, by my certie, gin I meet wi’ him face to face. Til tell him ! ” “It would be unfriendly in me to keep aught a secret from you, sister, considering the interest you have taken in my family. I have given him my consent to visit my daughter, but at the same time have restricted him from mentioning matrimony until he has consulted his father.” “ And what has the visiting to gang for, then? Awawi’him! Our Nell’s food for his betters. What wad you think an she could get the young laird, his brother, wi’ a blink o’ her ee ? ” “Never speak to me of that, Mrs Jane. I wad rather see the poorest of his shepherd lads coming to court my child than see him ; ” and with these words Henry left the room. Mrs Jane stood long, making faces, shaking her apron with both hands, nodding her head, and sometimes giving a stamp with her foot. “ I have set my face against that connexion,” said she. “ Our Nell’s no made for a lady to a London lawyer. It wad set her rather better to be Lady of Cassway. The young laird for me ! I’ll hae the branks of love thrown ower the heads o’ the twasome, tie the tangs thegither, and then let them gallop like twa kip- pled grews. My brother Harry’s a simple man ; he disna ken the credit that he has by his daughters — thanks to some other body than him! Niece Nell has a shape, an ee, and a lady-man- ner that wad kilhab the best lord o’ the kingdom, were he to come under their influence and my manoovres. She’s a Jerdan a’ through ; and that I’ll let them ken ! Folk are a’ wise ahint the hand ; credit only comes by catch and keep. Good night to a’ younger brothers, puffings o’ love vows, and sabs o’ wind ! Gie me the good green hills, the gruff wedders, and bobtailed yowes ; and let the law and the gospel-men sell the wind o’ their lungs as dear as they can ! ” In a few days, Henry of Drumfield - ing was called out to attend his chief on some expedition; on which Mrs Jane, not caring to trust her message to any THE LAIRD OF CASSWAY. 299 other person, went over to Cass way, and invited the young laird to Drum- fielding to see her niece, quite convinced that her charms and endowments would at once enslave the elder brother, as they had done the younger. Tam Beattie was delighted at finding such a good back friend as Mrs Jane, for he had not failed to observe, for a twelvemonth back, that Ellen Scott was very pretty, and either through chance or design, he asked Mrs Jane if the young lady was privy to this invitation. She privy to it!” exclaimed Mrs Jane, shaking her apron. “ Ha, weel I wat, no ! She wad soon hae flown in my face wi’ her gibery and her jaukery, had I tauld her my errand ; but the gowk kens what the tittling wants, although it is no aye crying, ‘ Give, give,’ like the horse loch-leech.” “ Does the horse -leech really cry that, Mrs Jane? I should think, from a view of its mouth, that it could scarcely cry anything,” said Tom. “ Are ye sic a reprobate as to deny the words o’ the Scripture, sir? Hech, wae’s me ! what some folk hae to answer for ! We’re a’ wise ahint the hand. But hark ye, — come ye ower in time, else I am feared she may be settled for ever out o’ your reach. Now, I canna bide to think on that, for I have always thought you twa made for ane anither. Let me take a look o’ you frae tap to tae — O yes — made for ane anither. Come ower in time, before billy Harry come hame again ; and let your visit be in timeous hours, else I’ll gie you the back of the door to keep. — Wild reprobate!” she exclaimed to herself, on taking her leave ; “to deny that the horse loch-leech can speak ! Ha — ha — the young laird is the man for me !” Thomas Beattie was true to his appointment, as may be supposed, and Mrs Jane having her niece dressed in style, he was perfectly charmed with her ; and really it cannot be denied that Ellen was as much delighted with him. She was young, gay, and frolic- some, and she never spent a more joyous and happy afternoon, or knew before what it was to be in a presence that delighted her so much. While they sat conversing, and apparently bet- ter satisfied ‘with the company of each other than was likely to be regarded with indifference by any other individual aspiring to the favour of the young lady, the door was opened, and there entered no other than Francis Beattie ! M/hen Ellen saw her devoted lover appear thus suddenly, she blushed deeply, and her glee was damped in a moment. She looked rather like a condemned criminal, or at least a guilty creature, than what she really was, — a being over whose mind the cloud of guilt had never cast its shadow. Francis loved her above all things on earth or in heaven, and the moment he saw her so much abashed at being sur- prised in the company of his brother, his spirit was moved to jealousy — to maddening and uncontrollable jealousy. His ears rang, his hair stood on end, and the contour of his face became like a bent bow. He walked up to his brother with his hand on his sword- hilt, and, in a state of excitement which rendered his words inarticulate, ad- dressed him thus, while his teeth ground together like a horse-rattle : — ‘ ‘ Pray, sir, may I ask you of your intentions, and of what you are seek- ing here ?” “ I know not, Frank, what right you have to ask any such questions ; but you will allow that I have a right to ask at you what you are seeking here at present, seeing you come so very inopportunely ?” Sir,” said Francis, whose passion could stay no farther parley, “ dare you put it to the issue of the sword this moment ?” “Come now, dear Francis, do not act the fool and the madman both at a 300 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. time. Rather than bring such a dispute to the issue of the sword between two brothers who never had a quarrel in their lives, I propose that we bring it to a much more temperate and decisive issue here where we stand, by giving the maiden her choice. Stand you there at that corner of the room, I at this, and Ellen Scott in the middle ; let us both ask, and to whomsoever she comes, the prize be his. Why should we try to decide, by the loss of one of our lives, what we cannot decide, and what may be decided in a friendly and rational way in one minute ?’’ “ It is easy for you, sir, to talk tem- perately and with indifference of such a trial, but not so with me. This young lady is dear to my heart.” “ Well, but so is she to mine. Let us, therefore, appeal to the lady at once whose claim is the best ; and, as your pretensions are the highest, do you ask her first.” My dearest Ellen,” said Francis, humbly and affectionately, ‘ ‘ you know that my whole soul is devoted to your love, and that I aspire to it only in the most honourable way ; put an end to this dispute, therefore, by honouring me with the preference which the unequi- vocal offer of my hand merits.” Ellen stood dumb and motionless, looking stedfastly down at the hem of her jerkin, which she was nibbling with her hands. She dared not lift an eye to either of the brothers, though ap- parently conscious that she ought to have recognised the claims of Francis. “ Ellen, I need not tell you that I love you,” said Thomas, in a light and careless manner, as if certain that his appeal would be successful ; “ nor need I attempt to tell how dearly and how long I will love you, for, in faith, I can- not. Will you make the discovery for yourself, by deciding in my favour?” Ellen looked up. There was a smile on her face ; an arch, mischievous, and happy smile, but it turned not on Thomas. Her face turned to the con- trary side, but yet the beam of that smile fell not on Francis, who stood in a state of as terrible suspense between hope and fear, as a Roman Catholic sinner at the gate of heaven, w^ho has implored St Peter to open the gate, and awaits a final answer. The die of his fate was soon cast ; for Ellen, look- ingoneway, yet moving another, straight- way threw herself into Thomas Beattie’s arms, exclaiming, ‘‘Ah, Tom! I fear I am doing that which I shall rue, but I must trust to your generosity ; for, bad as you are, I like you the best !” Thomas took her in his arms, and kissed her ; but before he could say a word in return, the despair and rage of his brother, breaking forth over every barrier of reason, interrupted him. ‘ ‘ This is the trick of a coward, to screen himself from the chastisement he deserves. But you escape me not thus. Follow me, if you dare 1” And as he said this, Francis rushed from the house, shaking his naked sword at his brother. Ellen trembled with agitation at the young man’s rage ; and while Thomas still continued to assure her of his un- alterable affection, Mrs Jane Jerdan entered, plucking her apron so as to make it twang like a bowstring. “What’s a’ this. Squire Tummas? Are we to be babbled out o’ house and hadding by this outrageous young law- yer o’ yours? By the souls o’ the Jer- dans. I’ll kick up sic a stour about his lugs as shall blind the juridical een o’ him ! Its’ queer that men should study the law only to learn to break it. Sure am I, nae gentleman, that hasna been bred a lawyer, wad come into a neigh- bour’s house bullyragging that gate, wi’ sword in han’, malice prepense in his eye, and venom on his tongue. Just as if a lassie hadna her ain freedom o’ choice, because a fool has been pleased to ask her ! Hand the grip you hae, niece Nell ; ye hae made a wise choice for THE LAIRD OF CASSWAY. 301 aince. Tam’s the man for my money ! Folk are a’ wise ahint the hand, but real wisdom lies taking time by the fore- lock. But, Squire Tam, the thing that I want to ken is this — Are you going to put up wi’ a’ that bullying and threaten- ing, or do you propose to chastise the fool according to his folly?” “In truth, Mrs Jane, I am very sorry for my brother’s behaviour, and could not, with honour, yield any more than I did to pacify him. But he must be humbled. It would not do to suffer him to carry matters with so high a hand.” “ Now, wad ye be but advised and leave him to me, I would play him sic a plisky as he shouldna forget till his dying day. By the souls o’ the Jerdans, I would ! Now, promise to me that ye winna fight him. ” “ O promise, promise !” cried Ellen, vehemently ; “ for the sake of Heaven’s love, promise my aunt that.” Thomas smiled and shook his head, as much as if he had said, “You do not know what you are asking.” Mrs Jane went on. “ Do it then — do it with a vengence ; and remember this, that wherever ye set the place o’ combat, be it in hill or dale, deep linn or moss hag, I shall have a thirsdman there to encourage you on. I shall give you a meeting you little wot of ! ” Thomas Beattie took all this for words of course, as Mrs Jane was well known for a raving, ranting old maid, whose vehemence few regarded, though a great many respected her for the care she had taken of her sister’s family, and a greater number still regarded her with terror, as a being possessed of superhuman powers ; so after many expressions of the fondest love for Ellen, he took his leave, his mind being made up how it behoved him to deal with his brother. I forgot to mention before, that old Beattie lived at Nether Cassway with his family ; and his eldest son Thomas at Over Cassway, having, on his father’s ^entering into a second marriage, been put in possession of that castle and these lands. Francis, of course, lived in his father’s house when in Scotland ; and it was thus that his brother knew nothing of his frequent visits to Ellen Scott. That night, as soon as Thomas went home, he despatched a note to his brother to the following purport : That he was sorry for the rudeness and unreasonableness of his behaviour. But if, on coming to himself, he was willing to make an apology before his mistress, then he (Thomas) would gladly extend to him the right hand of love and brotherhood ; but if he refused this, he would please to meet him on the Crook of Glendearg next morning by the sun- rising. Francis returned for answer, that he would meet him at the time and place appointed. There was then no farther door of reconciliation left open, but Thomas still had hopes of managing him even on the combat field. Francis slept little that night, being wholly set on revenge for the loss of his beloved mistress ; and a little after day- break he arose, and putting himself in light armour, proceeded to the place of rendezvous. He had farther to go than his elder brother, and on coming in sight of the Crook of Glendearg, he perceived the latter there before him. He was wrapt in his cavalier’s cloak, and walking up and down the Crook with impassioned strides, on which Francis soliloquized as follows, as he hasted on : — “ Ah, ha ! so Tom is here before me ! This is what I did not expect, for I did not think the flagitious dog had so much spirit or courage in him as to meet me. I am glad he has ! for how I long to chastise him, and draw some of the pampered blood from that vain and insolent heart, which has bereaved me of all I held dear on earth. In this way did he cherish his wrath 302 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, till close at his brother’s side, and then, addressing him in the same insolent terms, he desired him to cease his cowardly cogitations and draw. His opponent instantly wheeled about, threw off his horseman’s cloak, and pre- sented his sword ; and, behold, the young man’s father stood before him, armed and ready for action ! The sword fell from Francis’ hand, and he stood appalled, as if he had been a statue, un- able either to utter a word or move a muscle. “ Take up thy sword, caitiff, and let it work thy ruthless work of vengeance here. Is it not better that thou shouldst pierce this old heart, worn out with care and sorrow, and chilled by the ingrati- tude of my race, than that of thy gallant and generous brother, the representa- tive of our house, and the chief of our name ? Take up thy sword, I say, and if I do not chastise thee as thou deserv- est, may heaven reft the sword of justice from the hand of the avenger ! ” “The God of heaven forbid that I should ever lift my sword against my honoured father ! ” said Francis. “Thou darest not, thou traitor and coward!” returned the father. “I throw back the disgraceful terms in thy teeth which thou usedst to thy brother. Thou earnest here boiling with rancour to shed his blood ; and when I appear in person for him, thou darest not accept the challenge.” “You never did me wrong, my dear father ; but my brother has wronged me in the tenderest part.” “ Thy brother never wronged thee intentionally, thou deceitful and san- guinary fratricide. It was thou alone who forced this quarrel upon him ; and I have great reason to suspect thee of a design to cut him off, that the inheritance and the maid might both be thine own. But here I swear by Him that made me, and the Redeemer that saved me, if thou wilt not go straight and kneel to thy brother for forgiveness, con- fessing thy injurious treatment, and swearing submission to thy natural chief, I will banish thee from my house and presence for ever, and load thee with a parent’s curse.” The young scholar, being utterly astounded at his father’s words, and at the awful and stern manner in which he addressed him, whom he had never before reprimanded, was wholly over- come. He kneeled to his parent, and implored his forgiveness, promising, with tears, to fulfil every injunction which it would please him to enjoin ; and on this understanding, the two parted on amicable and gracious terms. Chapter IL Francis went straight to the tower of Over Cassway, and inquired for his brother, resolved to fulfil his father’s stern injunctions to the very letter. He was informed his brother was in his chamber in bed, and indisposed. He asked the porter farther, if he had not been forth that day, and was answered, that he had gone forth early in the morning in armour, but had quickly re- turned, apparently in great agitation, and betaken himself to his bed. Fran- cis then requested to be taken to his : brother, to which the servant instantly assented, and led him up to the cham- ber, never suspecting that there could be any animosity between the two only brothers ; but on John Burgess opening the door, and announcing the Tutor, Thomas, being in a nervous state, was a little alarmed, “Remain in the room there, Burgess,” said he. “What, brother Frank, are you seeking here at this hour, armed cap-a-pie ? I hope you are not come to assassinate me in my bed ? ” THE LAIRD OF CASS WAY. 303 ‘‘God forbid, brother,” said the other ; “here John, take my sword down with you, I want some private conversation with Thomas.” John did so, and the following conversation ensued ; for as soon as the door closed, Francis dropt on his knees, and said, ‘ ‘ O, my dear brother, I have erred grievously, and am come to confess my crime, and im- plore your pardon,” “We have both erred, Francis, in suffering any earthly concern to incite us against each other’s lives. Vv^e have both erred, but you have my forgive- ness cheerfully ; here is my hand on it, and grant me thine in return. Oh, Francis, I have got an admonition this morning, that never will be erased from my memory, and which has caused me to see my life in a new light. What or whom, think you I met an hour ago on my way to the Crook of Glendearg to encounter you ? ” “Our father, perhaps.” “ You have seen him, then? ” “ Indeed I have, and he has given me such a reprimand for severity as son never before received from a parent.” “Brother Frank, I must tell you, and when I do, you will not believe me — It was not our father whom we both saw this morning.” “It was no other whom I saw. What do you mean ? Do you suppose that I do not know my own father ? ” “ I tell you it was not, and could not be. I had an express from him yester- day. He is two hundred miles from this, and cannot be in Scotland sooner than three weeks hence.” “You astonish me, Thomas. This is beyond human comprehension.” “It is true — that I avouch, and the certainty of it has sickened me at heart. You must be aware that he came not home last night, and that his horse and retinue have not arrived.” “ Fie was not at home, it is true, nor have his horse and retinue arrived in Scotland. Still there is no denying that our father is here, and that it was he who spoke to and admonished me.” “ I tell you it is impossible. A spirit has spoken to us in our father’s likeness, for he is not, and cannot be, in Scotland at this time. My faculties are altogether confounded by the event, not being able to calculate on the qualities or condition of our monitor. An evil spirit it cer- tainly could not be, for all its admon- itions pointed to good. I sorely dread, Francis, that our father is no more : that there has been another engagement, that he has lost his life, and that his soul has been lingering around his family before taking its final leave of this sphere. I believe that our father is dead ; and for my part I am so sick at heart, that my nerves are all unstrung. Pray, do you take horse and post off for Salop, from whence his commission to me yesterday was dated, and see what hath happened to our revered father.” “ I cannot, for my life, give credit to this, brother, or that it was any other being but my father himself who rebuked me. Pray allow me to tarry another day at least before I set out. Perhaps our father may appear in the neigh- bourhood, and may be concealing him- self for some secret purpose. Did you tell him of our quarrel ?” “ No. Fie never asked me concern- ing it, but charged me sharply with my intent on the first word, and adjured me, by my regard for his blessing, and my hope of heaven, to desist from my purpose.” “Then he knew it all intuitively; for when I first went in view of the spot appointed for our meeting, I per- ceived him walking sharply to and fro, wrapped in his military cloak. Fie never so much as deigned to look at me, till I came close to his side, and thinking it was yourself, I fell to up- braiding him, and desired him to draw. He then threw off his cloak, drew his 304 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, sword, and, telling me he came in your place, dared me to the encounter. But he knew all the grounds of our quarrel minutely, and laid the blame on me. I own I am a little puzzled to reconcile circumstances, but am convinced my father is near at hand. I heard his words, and saw his eyes flashing anger and indignation. Unfortunately, I did not touch him, which would have put an end to all doubts ; for he did not present the hand of reconciliation to me, as I expected he would have done, on my yielding implicitly to all his in- junctions.” The two brothers then parted, with protestations of mutual forbearance in all time coming, and with an under- standing, as that was the morning of Saturday, that if their father, or some word of him, did not reach home before the next evening, the Tutor of Cass- way was to take horse for the county of Salop early on Monday morning. Thomas, being thus once more left to himself, could do nothing but toss and tumble in his bed, and reflect on the extraordinary occurrence of that morning ; and, after many troubled cogitations, it at length occurred to his recollection what Mrs Jane Jerdan had said to him : — “ Do it, then. Do it with a vengeance ! — But remember this, that wherever ye set the place of com- bat, be it in hill or dale, deep linn or moss hag, I shall have a thirdsman there to encourage you on. I shall give you a meeting you little wot of.” If he was confounded before, he was ten times more so at the remembrance of these words of most ominous import. At the time he totally disregarded them, taking them for mere rhodomon- tade ; but now the idea was to him terrible, that his father’s spirit, like the prophet’s of old, should have been con- jured up by witchcraft ; and then again he bethought himself that no witch would have employed her power to prevent evil. In the end he knew not what to think, and so, taking the ham- mer from its rest, he gave three raps on the pipe drum (for there were no bells in the towers of those days), and up came John Burgess, Thomas Beattie’s henchman, huntsman, and groom of the chambers, one who had been attached to the family for fifty years, and he says, in his slow west-border tongue, “ How’s thou now, callan’? — Is thou ony better- lins ? There has been tway stags seen in the Bloodhope- Linns this morning already ” “ Ay, and there has been something else seen, John, that lies nearer to my heart to-day.” John looked at his master with an inquisitive eye and quivering lip, but said nothing. The latter went on : “I am very unwell to- day, John, and cannot tell what is the matter with me. I think I am be- witched.” “ It’s very like thou is, callan’. I pits nae doubt on’t at a’.” “Is there anybody in this moor dis- trict whom you ever heard blamed for the horrible crime of witchcraft ? ” “ Ay, that there is ; mair than ane or tway. There’s our neighbour, Lucky Jerdan, for instance, and her niece Nell, — the warst o’ the pair, I doubt.” John said this with a sly stupid leer, for he had admitted the old lady to an audience with his master the day before, and had eyed him afterwards bending his course towards Drumfielding. “John, I am not disposed to jest at this time ; for I am disturbed in mind, and very ill. Tell me, in reality, did you ever hear Mrs Jane Jerdan accused of being a witch? ” “Why, look thee, master, I dare nae say she’s a witch ; for Lucky has mony good points in her character. But it’s weel kenned she has mair power nor her ain, for she can sto'p a’ the plews in Eskdale wi’ a wave o’ her hand, and can raise the dead out o’ their graves, just as a matter of coorse.” THE LAIRD OF CAS SWAY, 305 “That, John, is an extraordinary power indeed. But did you never hear of her sending any living men to their graves ? For as that is rather the danger that hangs over me, I wish you would take a ride over and desire Mrs Jane to come and see me. Tell her I am ill, and request her to come and see me.” “I shall do that, callanh But are thou sure it is the auld witch I’m to bring? For it strikes me the young ane maybe has done the deed ; and if sae, she is the fittest to effect the cure. But I shall bring the auld ane. — Dinna flee intil a rage, for I shall bring the auld ane ; though, gude forgie me ! it is unco like bringing the houdie.” Away went John Burgess to Drum- fielding ; but Mrs Jane would not move for all his entreaties. She sent back word to his master, to ‘ ‘ rise out o’ his bed, for he wad be waur if ony thing ailed him ; and if he had aught to say to auld Jane Jerdan, she would be ready to hear it at hame, though he behoved to remember that it wasna ilka subject under the sun that she could thole to be questioned anent.” With this answer John was forced to return, and there being no accounts of old Beattie having been seen in Scot- land, the young men remained all the Sabbath-day in the utmost consternation at the apparition of their father they had seen, and the appalling rebuke they had received from it. The most incredulous mind could scarce doubt that they had had communion with a supernatural being ; and not being able to draw any other conclusion themselves, they be- came persuaded that their father was dead ; and accordingly, both prepared for setting out early on Monday morn- ing toward the county of Salop, from whence they had last heard of him. But just as they were ready to set out, when their spurs were buckled on and their horses bridled, Andrew Johnston, (5) their father’s confidential servant, arrived from the place to which they were bound. He had ridden night and day, never once stinting the light gallop, as he said, and had changed his horse seven times. He appeared as if his ideas were in a state of derange- ment and confusion ; and when he saw his young masters standing together, and ready-mounted for a journey, he stared at them as if he scarcely believed his own senses. They of course asked immediately about the cause of his express ; but his answers were equivocal, and he appeared not to be able to assign any motive. They asked him concerning their father, and if anything extraordinary had happened to him. He would not say either that there had, or that there had not ; but inquired, in his turn, if nothing extraordinary had happened with them at home. They looked to one another, and returned him no answer ; but at length the youngest said, ‘ ‘ Why, Andrew, you profess to have ridden express for the distance of two hundred miles ; now you surely must have some guess for what purpose you have done this? Say, then, at once, what your message is : Is our father alive?” “Ye — es ; I think he is.” “You think he is ? Are yoii uncer- tain, then?” “I am certain he is not dead, — at least, was not when I left him. But — hum — certainly there has a change taken place. Hark ye, masters — can a man be said to be in life when he is out of himself? ” “ Why, man, keep us not in this thrilling suspense. Is our father well?” No — not quite well. I am sorry to say, honest gentlemen, that he is not. But the truth is, my masters, now that I see you well and hearty, and about to take a journey in company, I begin to suspect that I have been posted all this way on a fool’s errand ; and not u 3o6 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. another syllable will I speak on the sub- ject, till I have some refreshment, and if you still insist on hearing a ridiculous story, you will hear it then. When the matter of the refreshment had been got over to Andrew’s full satisfaction, he began as follows : — “ Why, faith, you see, my masters, it is not easy to say my errand to you, for in fact I have none. Therefore, all that I can do is to tell you a story — a most ridiculous one it is, as ever sent a poor fellow out on the gallop for the matter of two hundred miles or so. On the morning before last, right early, little Isaac, the page, comes to me, and he says, — ‘Johnston, thou must go and visit master. He’s bad.’ ” “ Bad ! ” says I, ‘ Whatever way is he bad ? ’ “ ‘ Why,’ says he, * he’s so far ill as he’s not well, and desires to see you without one moment’s delay. He’s in fine taking, and that you’ll find ; but what for do I stand here ? Lord, I never got such a fright. Why, Johnston, does thou know that master hath lost himself ? ’ “ ‘ How lost himself, rabbit ? ’ says I ; ‘ speak plain out, else I’ll have thee lug- hauled, thou dwarf ! ’ for my blood rose at the imp, for fooling at any mishap of my master’s. But my choler only made him worse, for there is not a greater diel’s-buckie in all the Five Dales. “ ‘ Why, man, it is true that I said,’ quoth he, laughing ; ‘ the old gurly squire hath lost himself ; and it will be grand sport to see thee going call- ing him at all the stane-crosses in the kingdom, in this here way. — Ho, yes ! and a two times ho, yes ! and a three times ho, yes ! Did anybody no see the better half of my master, Laird of the twa Cassway ’s, Bloodhope, and Pentland, which was amissing overnight, and is supposed to have gone a-wool- gathering ? If anybody hath seen that better part of my master, whilk contains as much wit as a man could drive on a hurlbarrow, let them restore it to me, Andrew Johnston, piper, trum- peter, whacker, and wheedler, to the same great and noble squire ; and high shall be his reward. Ho, yes ! * “ ‘ The deuce restore thee to thy right mind ! ’ said I, knocking him down, and leaving him sprawling in the kennel, and then hasted to my master, whom I found feverish, restless, and raving, and yet with an earnestness in his demean- our that stunned and terrified me. He seized my hand in both his, which were burning like fire, and gave me such a look of despair as I shall never forget. ‘Johnston, I am ill,’ said he, ‘griev- ously ill, and know not what is to become of me. Every nerve in my body is in a burning heat, and my soul is as it were torn to fritters with amazement. John- ston, as sure as you are in the body, something most deplorable hath hap- pened to them.’ “ ‘ Y es, as sure as I am in the body, there has, master,’ says I. ‘ But I’ll have you bled and doctored in style, and you shall soon be as sound as a roach,’ says I, ‘ for a gentleman must not lose heart altogether for a little fire- raising in his outworks, if it does not reach the citadel,’ says I to him. But he cut me short by shaking his head and flinging my hand from him. ‘“A truce with your talking,’ says he. ‘ That which hath befallen me is as much above your comprehension as the sun is above the earth, and never will be comprehended by mortal man ; but I must inform you of it, as I have no other means of gaining the intelligence I yearn for, and which I am incapable of gaining personally. Johnston, there never was a mortal man suffered what I have suffered since midnight. I be- lieve I have had doings with hell ; for I have been disembodied, and embodied again, and the intensity of my tortures has been unparalleled. — I was at home this morning at daybreak.’ THE LAIRD OF CASSWAY, 307 ** ‘ At home at Cassway ! says I. * I am sorry to hear you say so, master, because you know, or should know, that the thing is impossible, you being in the ancient town of Shrewsbury on the king’s business/ “ ‘ I was at home in very deed, An- drew,’ returned he ; ‘ but whether in the body or out of the body, I cannot tell — the Lord only knoweth. But there I was in this guise, and with this heart and all its feelings within me, where I saw scenes, heard words, and spoke others, which I will here relate to you. I had finished my despatches last night by midnight, and was sitting musing on the hard fate and improvidence of my sovereign master, when, ere ever I was aware, a neighbour of ours, Mrs Jane Jerdan, of Drumfielding, a mysterious character, with whom I have had some strange doings in my time, came sud- denly into the chamber, and stood before me. I accosted her with doubt and terror, asking what had brought her so far from home.’ “ ‘ You are not so far from home as you imagine,’ said she ; ‘ and it is for- tunate for some that it is so. Your two sons have quarrelled about the posses- sion of niece Ellen, and though the eldest is blameless of the quarrel, yet has he been forced into it, and they are engaged to fight at daybreak at the Crook of Glendearg. There they will assuredly fall by each other’s hands, if you interpose not ; for there is no other authority now on earth that can prevent this woful calamity.’ “ ‘ Alas ! how can I interfere,’ said I, ‘ at a distance ? It is already within a lew hours of the meeting, and before I get from among the , windings of the Severn, their swords will be bathed in each other’s blood ! I must trust to the interference of Heaven.’ “ ‘ Is your name and influence, then, to perish for ever ? ’ said she. ‘ Is it so soon to follow your master’s, the great Maxwell of the Dales, into utter ob- livion ? Why not rather rouse into re- quisition the energies of the spirits that watch over human destinies ? At least step aside with me, that I may disclose the scene to your eyes. You know I can do it ; and you may then act ac- cording to your natural impulse.’ “ Such was the import of the words she spoke to me, if not the very words themselves. I understood them not at the time ; nor do I yet. But when she had done speaking, she took me by the hand, and hurried me towards the door of the ^.partment, which she opened, and the first step we took over the thresh- old, we stepped into a void space and fell downward. I was going to call out, but felt my descent so rapid, that my voice was stifled, and I could not so much as draw my breath. I expected every moment to fall against something, and be dashed to pieces ; and I shut my eyes, clenched my teeth, and held by the dame’s hand with a frenzied grasp, in expectation of the catastrophe. But down we went — down and down, with a celerity which tongue cannot de- scribe, without light, breath, or any sort of impediment. I now felt assured that we had both at once stepped from off the earth, and were hurled into the immeasurable void. The airs of dark- ness sung in my ears with a booming din as I rolled down the steeps of ever- lasting night, an outcast from nature and all its harmonies, and a journeyer into the depths of hell. “ I still held my companion’s hand, and felt the pressure of hers ; and so long did this our alarming descent con- tinue, that I at length caught myself breathing once more, but as quick as if I had been in the height of a fever. I then tried every effort to speak, but they were all unavailing ; for I could not emit one sound, although my lips and tongue fashioned the words. Think, then, of my astonishment, when my com- panion sung out the following stanza with the greatest glee ; — ■ 3o8 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. * Here we roll, Body and soul, Down to the deeps of the Paynim’s goal — With speed and with spell. With yo and with yell. This is the way to the palace of hell — Sing yo ! ho ! Level and low, Down to the Valley of Vision we go !* “ ‘ Ha, ha, ha ! Tam Beattie,’ added she, ‘ where is a’ your courage now ? Cannot ye lift up your voice and sing a stave wi’ your auld crony ? And can- not ye lift up your een, and see what region you are in now V I did force open my eyefids, and beheld light, and apparently worlds, or huge lurid substances, gliding by me with speed beyond that of the lightning of heaven. I certainly perceived light, though of a dim, uncertain nature ; but so precipitate was my descent, I could not distinguish from whence it proceeded, or of what it consisted, whether of the vapours of chaotic wastes, or the streamers of hell. So I again shut my eyes closer than ever, and waited the event in terror unutterable. “We at length came upon some- thing which interrupted our farther pro- gress. I had no feeling as we fell against it, but merely as if we came in contact with some soft substance that impeded our descent ; and immediately afterwards I perceived that our motion had ceased. “ ‘ What a terrible tumble we hae gotten, Laird ! ’ said my companion. ‘But ye are now in the place where you should be ; and deil speed the coward ! ’ “ So saying, she quitted my hand, and I felt as if she were wrested from me by a third object ; but still I durst not open my eyes, being convinced that I was lying in the depths of hell, or some hideous place not to be dreamt of ; so I lay still in despair, not even daring to address a prayer to my Maker. At length I lifted my eyes slowly and fear- fully; but they had no power of dis- tinguishing objects. All that I per- ceived was a vision of something in nature, with which I had in life been too well acquainted. It was a glimpse of green glens, long withdrawing ridges, and one high hill, with a cairn on its summit. I rubbed my eyes to divest them of the enchantment, but when I opened them again, the illusion was still brighter and more magnificent. Then springing to my feet, I perceived that I was lying in a little fairy ring, not one hundred yards from the door of my own hall ! “ I was, as you may well conceive, dazzled with admiration ; still I felt that something was not right with me, and that I was struggling with an enchant- ment ; but recollecting the hideous story told me by the beldame, of the deadly discord between my two sons, I hasted to watch their motions, for the morning w^s yet but dawning. In a few seconds after recovering my senses, I perceived my eldest son Thomas leave his tower armed, and pass on towards the place of appointment. I waylaid him, and remarked to him that he was very early astir, and I feared on no good intent. He made no answer, but stood like one in a stupor, and gazed at me. ‘ I know your purpose, son Thomas,’ said I ; ‘ so it is in vain for you to equivocate. You have challenged your brother, and are going to meet him in deadly com- bat ; but as you value your father’s blessing, and would deprecate his curse — as you value your hope of heaven, and would escape the punishment of hell — abandon the hideous and cursed intent, and be reconciled to your only brother. ’ ‘ ‘ On this, my dutiful son Thomas kneeled to me, and presented his sword, disclaiming at the same time all inten- tions of taking away his brother’s life, and all animosity for the vengeance sought against himself, and thanked me in a flood of tears for my interference. I then commanded him back to his THE LAIRD OF CAS SWAY, 309 couch, and taking his cloak and sword, hasted away to the Crook of Glen- dearg, to wait the arrival of his brother.” Here Andrew Johnston’s narrative detailed the selfsame circumstances recorded in a former part of this tale, as having passed between the father and his younger son, so that it is needless to recapitulate them ; but beginning where that broke off, he added, in the words of the old laird : ‘‘ As soon as my son Francis had left me, in order to be re- conciled to his brother, I returned to the fairy knowe and ring, where I first found myself seated at daybreak. I know not why I went there, for though I considered with myself, I could dis- cover no motive that I had for doing so, but was led thither by a sort of impulse which I could not resist, and from the same feeling spread my son’s mantle on the spot, laid his sword beside it, and stretched me down to sleep. I remember nothing farther with any degree of accuracy, for I instantly fell into a chaos of suffering, confusion, and racking dismay, from which I was only of late released by awaking from a trance on the very seat, and in the same guise in which I was the evening before. I am certain I was at home in body or in spirit — saw my sons — spake these words to them, and heard theirs in return. How I returned I know even less, if that is possible, than how I went ; for it seemed to me that the mysterious force that presses us to this sphere, and sup- ports us on it, was in my case with- drawn or subverted, and that I merely fell from one part of the earth’s surface and alighted on another. Now I am so ill that I cannot move from this couch ; therefore, Andrew, do you mount and ride straight home. Spare no horse- flesh, by night or by day, to bring me word of my family, for I dread that some evil hath befallen them. If you find them in life, give them many charges from me of brotherly love and affection ; if not — what can I say, but, in the words of the patriarch, if I am bereaved of my children, I am bereaved.” The two brothers, in utter amazement, went together to the green ring on the top of the knoll above the castle of Cassway, and there found the mantle lying spread, and the sword beside it. They then, without letting Johnston into the awful secret, mounted straight, and rode off with him to their father. They found him still in bed, and very ill ; and though rejoiced at seeing them, they soon lost hope of his recovery, his spirits being broken and deranged in a wonderful manner. Their conversations together were of the most solemn nature, the visitation deigned to them having been above their capacity. On the third or fourth day, their father was removed by death from this terrestrial scene, and the minds of the young men were so much impressed by the whole of the circumstances, that it made a great alteration in their after life. Thomas, as solemnly charged by his father, married Ellen Scott, and Francis was well known afterwards as the cele- brated Dr Beattie of Amherst. Ellen was mother to twelve sons ; and on the night that her seventh son was born, her aunt Jerdan was lost, and never more heard of, either living or dead.* * This will be viewed as a most romantic and unnatural story, as without doubt it is ; but I have the strongest reasons for believing that it is founded on a literal fact, of which all the three were sensibly and positively convinced. It was published in England in Dr Beattie’s lifetime, and by his acquiescence, and owing to the respectable source from whence it came, it was never disputed in that day that it had its origin in truth. It was again republished, with some miserable alterations, in a London col- lection of 1770, by J. Smith, at No. 15, Pater- noster Row, and though I have seen none of these accounts, but relate the story wholly from tradition, yet the assurance obtained from a friend of their existence, is a curious corrobora- tive circumstance, and proves that if the story was not true, the parties at least believed it to be so . — Note by the Atiihor. 310 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. THE ELDER’S FUNERAL. By Professor Wilson. How beautiful to the eye and to the heart rise up, in a pastoral region, the green silent hills from the dissolving snow-Avreaths that yet linger at their feet ! A few warm sunny days, and a few breezy and melting nights, have seemed to create the sweet season of spring out of the winter’s bleakest deso- lation. We can scarcely believe that such brightness of verdure could have been shrouded in the snow, blending it- self, as it now does, so vividly with the deep blue of heaven. With the revival of nature our own souls feel restored. Happiness becomes milder, meeker, and richer in pensive thought ; while sorrow catches a faint tinge of joy, and reposes itself on the quietness of earth’s opening breast. Then is youth rejoic- ing — manhood sedate — and old age resigned. The child shakes his golden curls in his glee ; he of riper life hails the coming year with temperate exulta- tion ; and the eye that has been touched with dimness, in the general spirit of delight, forgets or fears not the shadows of the grave. On such a vernal day as this did we, who had visited the Elder on his death- bed,* walk together to his house in the Hazel Glen, to accompany his body to the place of burial. On the night he died, it seemed to be the dead of winter. On the day he was buried, it seemed to be the birth of spring. The old pastor and I were alone for awhile as we pursued our path up the glen, by the banks of the little burn. It had cleared itself off from the melted snow, and ran so pellucid a race that every stone and pebble was visible in its yellow channel. The willows, the alders, and the birches, the fairest and the earliest of our native hill-trees, * See antey page 280. seemed almost tinged with a verdant light, as if they were budding ; and be- neath them, here and there peeped out, as in the pleasure of new existence, the primrose lonely, or in little families and flocks. The bee had not yet ventured to leave his cell, yet the flowers remind- ed one of his murmur. A few insects were dancing in the air, and here and there some little moorland bird, touch- ed at the heart with the warm and sunny change, was piping his love-sweet song among the braes. It was just such a day as a grave meditative man, like him we were about to inter, would have chosen to walk over his farm in religious contentment with his lot. That was the thought that entered the pastor’s heart, as w^e paused to enjoy one brighter gleam of the sun in a little meadow-field of peculiar beauty. “This is the last day of the week, and on that day often did the Elder walk through this little happy kingdom of his own, with some of his grand- children beside and around him, and often his Bible in his hand. It is, you feel, a solitary place, — all the vale is one seclusion — and often have its quiet bounds been a place of undisturbed medi- tation and prayer.” We now came in sight of the cottage, and beyond it the termination of the glen. There the high hills came sloping gently down ; and a little waterfall, in the distance, gave animation to a scene of perfect repose. We were now joined by various small parties coming to the funeral through openings among the hills ; all sedate, but none sad, and every greeting was that of kindness and peace. The Elder had died full of years; and there was no need why any out of his household should weep. A long life of piety had been beautifully closed ; THE ELDERS S FUNERAL. 31 1 and, therefore, we were all going to commit the body to the earth, assured, as far as human beings may be so assured, that the soul was in heaven. As the party increased on our approach to the house, there was even cheerful- ness among us. We spoke of the early and bright promise of spring — of the sorrows and joys of other families — of marriages and births — of the new schoolmaster — of to-morrow’s Sabbath. There was no topic of which, on any common occasion, it might have been fitting to speak, that did not now per- haps occupy, for a few moments, some one or other of the group, till we found ourselves ascending the greensward be- fore the cottage, and stood below the bare branches of the sycamores. Then we were all silent, and, after a short pause, reverently entered into the house of death. At the door the son received us with a calm, humble, and untroubled face ; and in his manner towards the old minister, there was something that could not be misunderstood, expressing peni- tence, gratitude, and resignation. We all sat down in the large kitchen ; and the son decently received each person at the door, and showed him to his place. There were some old gray heads, more becoming gray, and many bright in manhood and youth. But the same solemn hush was over them all, and they sat all bound together in one uniting and assimilating spirit of devotion and faith. Wine and bread were to be sent round ; but the son looked to the old minister, who rose, lifted up his withered hand, and began a blessing and a prayer. There was so much composure and stillness in the old man’s attitude, and something so affecting in his voice, tremulous and broken, not in grief but age, that no sooner had he begun to pray, than every heart and every breath at once were hush- ed. All stood motionless, nor could one eye abstain from that placid and patriarchal countenance, with its closed eyes, and long silvery hair. There was nothing sad in his words, but they were all humble and solemn, and at times even joyful in the kindling spirit of piety and faith. He spoke of the dead man’s goodness as imperfect in the eyes of his Great Judge, but such as, we were taught, might lead, through inter- cession, to the kingdom of heaven. Might the blessing of God, he prayed, which had so long rested on the head now coffined, not forsake that of him who was now to be the father of this house. There was more — more joy, we were told, in heaven, over one sinner that repenteth, than over ninety and nine just persons which need no repentance. Fervently, too, and ten- derly, did the old man pray for her, in her silent chamber, who had lost so kind a parent, and for all the little child- ren round her knees. Nor did he end his prayer without some allusion to his own gray hairs, and to the approaching day on which many then present would attend his burial. Just as he ceased to speak, one solitary stifled sob was heard, and all eyes turned kindly round to a little boy who was standing by the side of the Elder’s son. Restored once more to his own father’s love, his heart had been insensibly filled with peace since the old man’s death. The returning tenderness of the living came in place of that of the dead, and the child yearned towards his father now with a stronger affection, relieved at last from all his fear. He had been suffered to sit an hour each day beside the bed on which his grandfather lay shrouded, and he had got reconciled to the cold but silent and happy looks of death. His mother and his Bible told him to obey God without repining in all things ; and the child did so with perfect sim- plicity. One sob had found its way at the close of that pathetic prayer ; but 312 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. the tears that bathed his glistening cheeks were far different from those that, on the day and night of his grand- father’s decease, had burst from the agony of a breaking heart. The old minister laid his hand silently upon his golden head ; there was a momentary murmur of kindness and pity over the room ; the child was pacified, and again all was repose and peace. A sober voice said all was ready, and the son and the minister led the way reverently out into the open air. The bier stood before the door, and was lifted slowly up with its sable pall. Silently each mourner took his place. The sun was shining pleasantly, and a gentle breeze, passing through the syca- more, shook down the glittering rain- drops upon the funeral velvet. The small procession, with an instinctive spirit, began to move along ; and as I cast up my eyes to take a farewell look of that beautiful dwelling, now finally left by him who so long had blessed it, I saw at the half-open lattice of the little bedroom window above, the pale weep- ing face of that stainless matron, who was taking her last passionate farewell of the mortal remains of her father, now slowly receding from her to the quiet field of gi*aves. We proceeded along the edges of the hills, and along the meadow-fields, crossed the old wooden bridge over the bum, now widening in its course to the plain, and in an hour of pensive silence, or pleasant talk, we found ourselves en- tering, in a closer body, the little gate- way of the churchyard. To the tolling of the bell we moved across the green mounds, and arranged ourselves, ac- cording to the plan and order which our feelings suggested, around the bier and its natural supporters. There was no delay. In a few minutes the Elder was laid among the mould of his forefathers, in their long-ago chosen spot of rest. One by one the people dropped away, and none were left by the new made grave but the son and his little boy, the pastor and myself. As yet nothing was said, and in that pause I looked around me, over the sweet burial-ground. Each tombstone and grave over which I had often walked in boyhood arose in my memory, as I looked steadfastly upon their long-forgotten inscriptions ; and many had then been erected. The whole character of the place was still simple and unostentatious, but from the abodes of the dead I could see that there had been an improvement in the condition of the living. There was a taste visible in their decorations, not without much of native feeling, and occasionally something even of native grace. If there was any other inscription than the name and age of the poor inhabitants below, it was, in general, some short text of Scripture ; for it is most pleasant and soothing to the pious mind, when bereaved of friends, to commemorate them on earth by some touching expression taken from that Book which reveals to them a life in heaven. There is a sort of gradation, a scale of forgetfulness, in a country churchyard, where the processes of nature are suffered to go on over the green place of burial, that is extremely affecting in the con- templation. The soul goes from the grave just covered up, to that which seems scarcely joined together, on and on to those folded and bound by the undisturbed verdure of many, many unremembered years. It then glides at last into nooks and corners where the ground seems perfectly calm and wave- less, utter oblivion having smoothed the earth over the long mouldered bones. Tombstones, on which the inscriptions are hidden in green obliteration, or that are mouldering, or falling to a side, are close to others which last week were brushed by the chisel ; — constant renovation and constant decay — vain attempts to adhere to memory — and oblivion, now baffled and now trium- THE ELD EH S FUNERAL. 313 phant, smiling among all the memorials of human affection, as they keep con- tinually crumbling away into the world of undistinguishable dust and ashes. The churchyard, to the inhabitants of a rural parish, is the place to which, as they grow older, all their thoughts and feelings turn. The young take a look of it every Sabbath-day, not always per- haps a careless look, but carry away from it, unconsciously, many salutary impres- sions. What is more pleasant than the meeting of a rural congregation in the churchyard before the minister appears? What is there to shudder at in lying down, sooner or later, in such a peace- ful and sacred place, to be spoken of frequently on Sabbath among the groups of which we used to be one, and our low burial-spot to be visited, at such times, as long as there remains on earth any one to whom our face was dear ? To those who mix in the strife and dan- gers of the world, the place is felt to be uncertain wherein they may finally lie at rest. The soldier — the sailor — the trav- eller — can only see some dim grave dug for him when he dies, in some place ob- scure, nameless, and unfixed to the imagination. All he feels is, that his burial will be — on earth — or in the sea. But the peaceful dwellers who cultivate their paternal acres, or tilling at least the same small spot of soil, shift only from a cottage on the hillside to one on the plain, still within the bounds of one quiet parish ; they look to lay their bones at last in the burial-place of the kirk in which they were baptised, and with them it almost literally is but a step from the cradle to the grave. Such were the thoughts that calmly followed each other in my reverie, as I stood beside the Elder’s grave, and the trodden grass was again lifting up its blades from the pressure of many feet, now all, but SL,.few, departed. What a simple burial had it been ! Dust was consigned to dust — no more. Bare, naked, simple, and austere is in Scot- land the service of the grave. It is left to the soul itself to consecrate, by its passion, the mould over which tears, but no words, are poured. Surely there is a beauty in this ; for the heart is left unto its own sorrow — according as it is a friend — a brother — a parent — or a child, that is covered up from our eyes. Y et call not other rites, however differ- ent from this, less beautiful or pathetic. For willingly does the soul connect its grief with any consecrated ritual of the dead. Sound or silence — music — hymns — psalms — sable garments, or raiment white as snow — all become holy symbols of the soul’s affection ; nor is it for any man to say which is the most natural, which is the best, of the thousand shows and expressions, and testimonies of sor- row, resignation, and love, by which mortal beings would seek to express their souls when one of their brethren has returned to his parent dust. My mind was recalled from all these sad, yet not unpleasant fancies, by a deep groan, and I beheld the Elder’s son fling himself down upon the grave and kiss it passionately, imploring par- don from God. “ I distressed my father’s heart in his old age — I repented — and received thy forgiveness even on thy death-bed ! But how may I be assured that God will forgive me for having so sinned against my old,, grayheaded father, when his limbs were weak and his eye- sight dim ! ” The old minister stood at the head of the grave without speaking a word, with his solemn and pitiful eyes fixed upon the prostrate and contrite man. His sin had been great, and tears that till now had, on this day at least, been compressed within his heart by the presence of so many of his friends, now poured down upon the sod as if they would have found their way to the very body of his father. N either of us offered to lift him up, for we felt awed by-dhe rueful passion of his love, his remorse, and his penitence ; and nature, we felt, ought to have her way. “Fear not, my 3H THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. son/* at length said the old man, in a gentle voice — ‘‘fear not, my son, but that you are already forgiven. Dost thou not feel pardon within thy contrite spirit?” He rose up from his knees with a faint smile, while the minister, with his white head yet uncovered, held his hands over him as in benediction ; and that beautiful and loving child, who had been standing in a fit of weeping terror at his father’s agony, now came up to him and kissed his cheek — ^holding in his little hand a few faded primroses which he had unconsciously gathered together as they lay on the turf of his grandfather’s grave. MACDOITALD, THE CATTLE-EIEVEE. Archibald Macdonald was per- haps the most perfect master of his hazardous profession oi any who ever practised it Archibald was by birth a gentleman, and proprietor of a small estate in Argyleshire, which he how- ever lost early in life. He soon distin- guished himself as a cattle-lifter on an ex- tensive scale ; and weak as the arm of the law might then have been, he found it advisable to remove further from its influence, and he shifted his residence from his native district of Appin to the remote peninsula of Ardnamurchan, which was admirably adapted to his purpose, from its geographical position. He obtained a lease of an extensive farm, and he fitted up a large cowhouse, though his whole visible live-stock con- sisted of one filly. His neighbours could not help making remarks on this sul>ject, but he begged of them to have no anxiety on that head, assuring them that his byre would be full ere Christ- mas ; and he was as good as his word. He had trained the filly to suit his pur- pose, and it was a practice of his to tie other horses to her tail; she then directed her course homeward by unfrequented routes, aad always found her way in safety. His expeditions were generally car- ried on by sea, and he annoyed the most distant of the Hebrides, both to the south and north. He often changed the colour oi his boats and sails, and adopted whatever appeared best suited to his immediate purpose. In consequence of this artifice, his de- predations were frequently ascribed to others, and sometimes to men of the first distinction in that country, so dexterously did he imitate their birlings and their insignia. He held his land from Campbell of Lochnell, into whose favour he had insinuated himself by his knowledge and address. When Lochnell resided at the castle of Mingary, Archibald was often ordered to lie on a mattress in his bed-room, to entertain him at night with the recita- tion of the poems of Ossian, and with tales. Archibald contrived means to convert this circumstance to his advan- tage. He ordered his men to be in readiness, and that night he selected one of his longest poems. As he calculated, Lochnell fell asleep before he had finished the recital ; the robber slunk out and soon joined his associates. He steered for the island of Mull, where some of his men had been previously sent to execute his orders ; he carried off a whole fold of cattle, which he landed safely, and returned to his mattress be- fore Lochnell awoke. When he lay down he purposely snored so loudly that the sleeping chief was disturbed, and com- plained of the tremendous noise the fellow made, observing that, fond as he MACDONALD, THE CATTLE-RIEVER, 315 was of poetry, he must deprive himself of it in future on such conditions. To this Archibald had no objections ; his principal object was then accomplished, and taking up the tale where he had stopped when his patron fell asleep, he finished it, and slept soundly to an advanced hour. The cattle were immediately missed, and suspicion fell on Archibald ; but he triumphantly referred to Lochnell for a proof of his innocence, and this he obtained. That gentleman solemnly de- clared that the robber had never been out of his room during that night, and the charge was of course dropped. A wealthy man who resided in the neighbourhood was noted for his penu- rious habits, and he had incurred parti- cular odium by refusing a supply of meal to a poor widow in distress. This man had sent a considerable quantity of grain to the mill, which, as usual, he attended himself, and was conveying the meal home at night on horseback. The horses were tied in a string, the halter of one fixed to the tail of another ; and the owner led the foremost by a long tether. His road lay through a wood, and Archibald there watched his approach. The night was dark, and the man walked slowly, humming a song; the ground was soft, and the horses having no shoes (as is still usual in that country), their tread made no noise. Archibald ordered one of his men to loosen the tether from the head of the front horse, and to hold it, him- self occupying the place of the horse, and walking on at the same pace. He thus got possession of the whole. The miser soon arrived at his own door, and called for assistance to deposit his winter store in safety, but, to his astonish- ment, found he had but the halter ! Availing himself of the credulity of his countrymen, he pretended to hold frequent intercourse with a spirit or genii, still much distinguished in the West Highlands under the appellation of Glastig. This he turned to excellent account, as the stories which his par- tisans fabricated of the command he had over the Glastig, and the connexion between them, temfied the people so much, that few could be prevailed upon to watch their cattle at night, and they thus fell an easy prey to this artful rogue. Archibald’s father having died early, his mother afterwards married a second husband, who resided in a neighbour- ing island. When she died, her son was out of favour with his stepfather, and he was refused the privilege of having the disposal of his mother’s remains, nor did he think it prudent to appear openly at her funeral. He however obtained accurate information of the place where the corpse was lying. One dark night, he made an opening in the thatched roof of the earthen hut, and the w^akers being occupied in the feats of athletic exercise usually prac- tised on these occasions, the body being excluded from their sight by a screen which hung across the house, Archibald carried it off to his boat like another .^Tineas. He also got possession of the stock of whisky intended for the occa- sion, as it lay in the same place — thus discharging the last duties of a pious son with little expense to himself. A fatal event at length occurred, which rendered it necessary for the man to retire from trade. He made a descent on one of the small islands on that coast, and had collected the cattle, when the proprietor (who had information of the circumstance), made his appearance to rescue them. Archibald was com- pelled to yield up his prey, but one of the villains who accompanied him levelled his musket at the gentleman, and shot him dead from the boat. The robber was fully aware of his danger, and, with the assistance of a fair wind, he shaped his course for the mainland. He pushed on with all pos- sible speed, and arrived at Inveraray 3i6 the book of SCOTTISH STORY. before sunrise the following morning. Having information that Stewart of Appin was then in town, he watched his motions, and at an early hour saw him on the street in conversation with the sheriff of the county. Archibald, who was an old acquaintance, saluted him, and his salute was returned. When Appin parted with the sheriff, Archi- bald complained that he had taken no notice of him the preceding day, when he accosted him in the same place. Appin said he was conscious of having seen him, but that he was much hurried at the time, and hoped he would excuse him. The robber’s object was accom- plished. Appin had no doubt of the truth of what he said ; and on his trial for the murder, an alibi was established in his favour, from this very extraordi- nary piece of address. Some of his crew were afterwards taken in Ross- shire, and executed there by order of the Earl of Seaforth, though the actual murderer escaped punishment. Archi- bald, however, never again plundered on a large scale. He died about the middle of the 17th century, and his name still stands unrivalled for cunning and address in his calling. — “ Traditions of the Western Highlands f in the Lon^ don Literary Gazette, THE MUE] An Ancient Lege Ah, fra I see; I see thee near I know thy hurried st Like thee I start, like In a remote district of country be- longing to Lord Cassilis, between Ayr- shire and Galloway, about three hundred ^ years ago, a moor of apparently bound- less extent stretched several miles along the road, and wearied the eye of the traveller by the sameness and desolation of its appearance : not a tree varied the prospect — not a shrub enlivened the eye by its freshness — not a native flower bloomed to adorn this ungenial soil. One “lonesome desert” reached the horizon on every side, with nothing to mark that any mortal had ever visited the scene before, except a few rude huts that were scattered near its centre ; and a road, or rather pathway, for those whom business or necessity obliged to pass in that direction. At length, de- serted as this wild region had always 3EII HOLE: ;nd of Galloway. .ntic Fear ! ep, thy haggard eye ! thee disordered fly ! Collins. been, it became still more gloomy. Strange rumours arose that the path of unweary travellers had been beset on this “blasted heath,” and that treachery and murder had intercepted the solitary stranger as he traversed its dreary extent. When several persons, who were known to have passed that way, mysteriously disappeared, the inquiries of their re- latives led to a strict and anxious inves- tigation ; but though the officers of jus- tice were sent to scour the country, and examine the inhabitants, not a trace could be obtained of the persons in ques- tion, nor of any place of concealment which could be a refuge for the lawless or desperate to horde in. Yet as in- quiry became stricter, and the' disap- pearance of individuals more frequent, the simple inhabitants of the neigh- THE MURDER HOLE. 317 bouring hamlet were agitated by the most fearful apprehensions. Some de- clared that the death-like stillness of the night was often interrupted by sudden and preternatural cries of more than mortal anguish, which seemed to arise in the distance ; and a shepherd one evening, who had lost his way on the moor, declared he had approached three mysterious figures, who seemed struggling against each other with super- natural energy, till at length one of them, with a frightful scream, suddenly sunk into the earth. Gradually the inhabitants deserted their dwellings on the heath, and settled in distant quarters, till at length but one of the cottages continued to be in- habited by an old woman and her two sons, who loudly lamented that poverty chained them to this solitary and mys- terious spot. Travellers who frequented this road now generally did so in groups to protect each other ; and if night overtook them, they usually stopped at the humble cottage of the old woman and her sons, where cleanliness com- pensated for the want of luxury, and where, over a blazing fire of peat, the bolder spirits smiled at the imaginary dangers of the road, and the more timid trembled as they listened to the tales of terror and affright with which their hosts entertained them. One gloomy and tempestuous night in November, a pedlar-boy hastily tra- versed the moor. Terrified to find himself involved in darkness amidst its boundless wastes, a thousand frightful traditions, connected with this dreary scene, darted across his mind : every blast, as it swept in hollow gusts over the heath, seemed to teem with the sighs of departed spirits ; and the birds, as they winged their way above his head, appeared, with loud and shrill cries, to warn him of approaching danger. The whistle, with which he usually beguiled his weary pilgrimage, died away into silence, and he groped along with trembling and uncertain steps, which sounded too loudly in his ears. The promise of Scripture occur- red to his memory, and revived his courage : “I will be unto thee as a rock in the desert, and as an hiding- place in the storm.” “ Surely,” thought he, ‘‘ though alone, I am not forsaken and a pi"ayer for assistance hovered on his lips. A light now glimmered in the distance which would lead him, he conjectured, to the cottage of the old woman ; and towards that he eagerly bent his way, remembering, as he hastened along, that when he had visited it the year before, it was in company of a large party of travellers, who had beguiled the evening with those tales of mystery w'hich had so lately filled his brain with images of terror. He recollected, too, how anxiously the old woman and her sons had endeavoured to detain him when the other travellers were depart- ing ; and now, therefore, he confidently anticipated a cordial and cheering reception. His first call for admission obtained no visible marks of attention, but instantly the greatest noise and confusion prevailed within the cottage. “ They think it is one of the super- natural visitants of whom the old lady talks so much,” thought the boy, ap- proaching a window, where the light within showed him all the inhabitants at their several occupations ; the old woman was hastily scrubbing the stone floor, and strewing it thickly with sand, while her two sons seemed, with equal haste, to be thrusting something large and heavy into an immense chest, which they carefully locked. The boy, in a frolicsome mood, thoughtlessly tapped at the window, when they all instantly started up with consternation so strongly depicted on their countenances, that he shrunk back involuntarily with an undefined feeling of apprehension ; but before he had time to reflect a moment longer, 3i8 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. one of the men suddenly darted out at the door, and seizing the boy roughly by the shoulder, dragged him violently into the cottage. “I am not what you take me for,” said the boy, attempting to laugh ; “ but only the poor pedlar who visited you last year.” ‘ ‘ Are you alone ? ” inquired the old woman, in a harsh, deep tone, which made his heart thrill with apprehen- sion. ‘‘Yes,” said the boy, “ I am alone here ; and alas ! ” he added with a burst of uncontrollable feeling, “ I am alone in the wide world also ! Not a person exists who would assist me in distress, or shed a single tear if I died this very night.” “ Then you are welcome !” said one of the men with a sneer, while he cast a glance of peculiar expression at the other inhabitants of the cottage. It was with a shiver of apprehension, rather than of cold, that the boy drew towards the fire, and the looks which the old woman and her sons exchanged made him wish that he had preferred the shelter of any one of the roofless cottages which were scattered near, rather than thrust himself among per- sons'of'such dubious aspect. Dreadful surmises flitted across his brain ; and terrors which he could neither combat nor examine imperceptibly stole into his mind ; but alone, and beyond the reach of assistance, he resolved to smother his suspicions, or at least not increase the danger by revealing them. The room to which he retired for the night r had a confused-' and desolate aspect : the curtains seemed' to have been violently tom down from the bed, and still hung in tatters around it ; the table seemed to have been broken by some violent concussion, and the frag- ments of various pieces of furniture lay scattered upon the floor. The boy begged that a light might burn in his apartment till he was asleep, and anxiously examined the fastenings of the door ; but they seemed to have been wrenched asunder on a former occasion, and were still left msty and broken. It was long ere the pedlar attempted to compose his agitated nerves to rest, but at length his senses began to, steep themselves in forgetfulness,” though his imagination remained painfully active, and presented new scenes of terror to his mind, with all the vividness of reality. He fancied himself again wandering on the heath, which appear- ed to be peopled with spectres, who all beckoned to him not to enter the cot- tage, and as he approached it, they van- ished with a hollow and despairing cry. The scene then changed, and he found himself again seated by the fire, where the countenances of the men scowled upon him with the most terrifying malignity, and he thought the old woman suddenly seized him by the arms, and pinioned them to his side. Suddenly the boy was startled from these agitated slumbers, by what sound- ed to him like a cry of distress ; he was broad awake in a moment, and sat up in bed ; but the noise was not repeated, and he endeavoured to persuade him- self it had only been a continuation of the fearful images which had disturbed his rest, when, on glancing at the door, he observed underneath it a broad red stream of blood silently stealing its course along the floor. Frantic with alarm, it was but the work of a moment to spring from his bed, and rush to the door, through a chink of which, his eye nearly dimmed with affright, he could watch unsuspected whatever might be done in the adjoining room. His fear vanished instantly when he perceived that it was only a goat that they had been slaughtering ; and he was about to steal into his bed again, ashamed of his groundless appre- hensions, when his ear was arrested by a conversation which transfixed him aghast with terror to the spot. THE MURDER HOLE, 319 “ This is an easier job than you had yesterday,’^ said the man who held the goat. “ I wish all the throats we’ve cut were as easily and quietly done. Did you ever hear such a noise as the old gentleman made last night? It was well we had no neighbours within a dozen miles, or they must have heard his cries for help and mercy.” “Don’t speak of it,” replied the other ; ** I was never fond of bloodshed.” Ha ! ha ! ” said the other, with a sneer, ‘‘ you say so, do you ? ” “ I do,” answered the first, gloomily ; “ the Murder Hole is the thing for me — that tells no tales ; a single scuffle, — a single plunge, — and the fellow’s dead and buried to your hand in a moment. I would defy all the officers in Christen- dom to discover any mischief there. * ‘ Ay, Nature did us a good turn when she contrived such a place as that. Who that saw a hole in the heath, filled with clear water, and so small that the long grass meets over the top of it, would suppose that the depth is unfathomable, and that it conceals more than forty people, who have met their deaths there ? It sucks them in like a leech ! ” “ How do you mean to despatch the lad in the next room ? ” asked the old woman in an undertone. The elder son made her a sign to be silent, and pointed towards the door where their trembling auditor was concealed ; while the other, with an expression of brutal ferocity, passed his bloody knife across his throat. The pedlar boy possessed a bold and daring spirit, which was now roused to desperation ; but in any open resistance the odds were so completely against him that flight seemed his best resource. He gently stole to the window, and having forced back the rusty bolt by which the casement had been fastened, he let himself down with- out noise or difficulty. “ This be- tokens good,” thought he, pausing an instant, in dreadful hesitation what di- rection to take. This momentary de- liberation was fearfully interrupted by the hoarse voice of the men calling aloud, “ The boy has fled — let loose the bloodhound R' These words sunk like a death-knell on his heart, for escape appeared now impossible, and his nerves seemed to melt away like wax in a fur- nace. Shall I perish without a struggle ? ” thought he, rousing himself to exertion, and, helpless and terrified as a hare, pursued by its ruthless hun- ters, he fled across the heath. Soon the baying of the bloodhound broke the stillness of the night, and the voice of its masters sounded through the moor, as they endeavoured to accelerate its speed. Panting and breathless, the boy pursued his hopeless career, but every moment his pursuers seemed to gain up- on his failing steps. The hound was unimpeded by the darkness which was to him so impenetrable, and its noise rung louder and deeper on his ear, — while the lanterns which were carried by the men gleamed near and distinct upon his vision. At his fullest speed the terrified boy fell with violence over a heap of stones, and having nothing on but his shirt, he was severely cut in every limb. With one wild cry to Heaven for assistance, he continued prostrate on the earth, bleeding and nearly insensible. The hoarse voices of the men, and the still louder baying of the dog, were now so near, that instant destruction seemed inevitable ; already he felt himself in their fangs, and the bloody knife of the assassin appeared to gleam before his eyes. Despair renewed his energy, and once more, in an agony of affright that seemed verging towards madness, he rushed forward so rapidly that terror seemed to have given wings to his feet. A loud cry near the spot he had left arose in his ears without suspending his flight. The hound had stopped at the place where the pedlar’s wounds bled THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, 320 so profusely, and deeming the chase now over, it lay down there, and could not be induced to proceed. In vain the men beat it with frantic violence, and cried again to put the hound on the scent, — the sight of blood satisfied the animal that its work was done, and it obstinately resisted every inducement to pursue the same scent a second time. The pedlar boy in the meantime paused not in his flight till morning dawned ; and still as he fled, the noise of steps seemed to pursue him, and the cry of his would-be assassins sounded in the distance. He at length reach- ed a village, and spread instant alarm throughout the neighbourhood ; the inhabitants were aroused with one accord into a tumult of indignation — several of them had lost sons, brothers, or friends on the heath, and all united in proceeding immediately to seize the old woman and her sons, who were nearly torn to pieces in their furious wrath. Three gibbets were at once raised on the moor, and the wretched culprits confessed before their execution to the destruction of nearly fifty victims in the Murder Hole, which they pointed out, and near which they suffered the penalty of their crimes. The bones of several murdered persons were with difficulty brought up from the abyss in- to which they had been thrust ; but so narrow is the aperture, and so extra- ordinary the depth, that all who see it are inclined to coincide in the tradition of the country people, that it is un- fathomable. The scene of these events still con- tinues nearly as it was three hundred years ago : the remains of the old cottage, with its blackened walls (haunted, of course, by a thousand evil spirits), and the exten- sive moor, on which a more modern inn (if it can be dignified with such an epithet) resembles its predecessor in everything but the character of its in- habitants. The landlord is deformed, but possesses extraordinary genius ; he has himself manufactured a violin, on which he plays with untaught skill, — and if any discord be heard in the house, or any murder committed in it, this is his only instrument. His daughter (who has never travelled beyond the heath) has inherited her father’s talent, and learned all his tales of terror and super- stition, which she relates with infinite spirit ; but when you are led by her across the heath to drop a stone into that deep and narrow gulf to which our story relates, — when you stand on its slippery edge, and, parting the long grass with which it is covered, gaze into its mysterious depths, — when she describes, with all the animation of an eye-witness, the struggle of the victims clutching the grass as a last hope of pre- servation, and trying to drag in their assassin as an expiring effort of venge- ance, — when you are told that for three hundred years the clear waters in this diamond of the desert have remained untasted by mortal lips, and that the solitary traveller is still pursued at night by the howling of the bloodhound, — it is then only that it is possible fully to appreciate the terrors of ‘ ‘ The Murder Hole.” — Blachwood’s Magazine, 1829. THE MILLER OF DOUNE, 321 THE MILLEE OF DOUNE: A TRAVELLER’S TALE. Chapter I. In the reign of James the Fifth, the mill on the Teath, near Doune, was possessed, as it had been for abune a century, by a family of the name of Marshall. They were a bauld and a strong race of men, and when the miller of whom we’re now to speak was in his prime, it used to be a ■ common saying in the kintra, ‘ ‘ Better get a kick frae a naig’s foot, than a stroke frae John Marshall and even now that he was threescore and one, there were unco few that liked to come to grips wi’ him. But though John kent he need fear nae man, and would carry things wi’ a high hand when needfu’, yet he was onything but quarrelsome, and was aye mair ready to gree wi’ a man than to fight wi’ him; and as he was a gash sensible man, and thoroughly honest, he had mony frien’s and weel-wishers, and was mucicle respeckit in the hale kintra side. John’s family consisted of twa sons and a dochter, who had lost their mither when they were but weans. The eldest, James, was as like what his father was at the same age, as twa peas ; only, if onything, a thought stronger. William, the next, was mair slender ; but though he couldna put the stane, nor fling the fore-hammer, within mony an ell o’ James, yet he could jump higher than cny man he had ever met wi’ ; and as for rinnin’, naebody could come near him. Of Jeanie Marshall we need say nae mair than that she was a sensible, spirited, light-hearted lassie, the pride of her brothers, and her father’s ds.Y- ling. It happened ae night, as the miller was coming back frae gien his horse ( 6 ) a drink at the water, that he heard something cheep-cheeping in the grass at the roadside, and every now and then it gied a bit flee up in the air, and then doun again ; and upon looking at it again, the miller saw that it was a robin chased by a whuttrit, which was trying to grip it ; and the miller said to himsel, “ I canna thole to see the puir bit burdie riven a’ to coopens afore my very een so he banged aff the horse, and ran and got it up in his hand, and he let drive sic a kick at the whuttrit, that the beast gaed up in the lift, and ower the hedge, just as if it had been a kuisten snawba’. On lookin’ at the robin, John saw some straes stickin’ to’t Avi’ burd-lime, which had stoppit it frae fleein’, and he begood to pike them aff ; but Clod, who was a restless brute, and was wearyin’ for his stable, tuggit and ruggit sae at the helter, that the miller could come nae speed ava. “And now,” says the miller, “gif I set you doun, puir thing, as ye are, some beast or anither will come and worry ye ; and it’s no in my power to get on that dancing deevil’s back wi’ ae hand — sae gang ye in there and he lifted up the flap o’ his pouch, and pat in the robin. Now, John Marshall kentna that a’ this time there was a man at the back o’ the hedge wi’ a cockit gun in his hand, ready to shoot the whuttrit ; but who, when he saw the miller jump aff his horse, took doun the gun frae his shouther, to watch the upshot o’t ; and when he heard what the miller said, and saw him put the robin in his pouch, he thought to himsel, “I maun ken something mair about this man;” sde he follows the miller at a distance. X THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. 322 And when he sees him come out o’ the stable, and into the house, and the door steekit, and a’ quiet, he slips up to a window which was a wee bit open, and whaur he could hear and see a’ that gaed on. The first thing he sees is the miller and his family preparing for family worship, for that was a thing John Marshall ne’er missed ; and after the psalm -was dune, the miller spreads the Bible before him, and pit tin’ his hand into his pouch for his napkin, to dight his spectacles, out comes napkin, an’ burd, an’ a’. “ ’Od,” says Jeanie, saftly, ‘^gif my father hasna brought hame a robin.” “ Whaur got ye the bit robin, father?” said William. “Ne’er ye mind, William, my man,” said the miller ; “ I’m gaun to read ye a part o’ the Word o’ God, and that will do ye mair gude than ony thing I hae to tell ye and as he pat out his hand to tak the corner o’ his napkin, the robin gied him a dab. “Aye, neebor !” says the miller. ‘ ‘ But ye’re no to blame, puir beastie, for ye wasna to ken whether I meant ye ill or gude. And now that I think o’t, ” continued the miller, “ I’ll pass by our regular order the night, and read ye that chap- ter whaur we’re tauld that no even a sparrow shall fa’ to the grund without the Lord wills it.” When he had finished it, they a’ went doun on their knees, and the miller, amang ither things, prayed that He, wha took care even o’ the bit burds o’ the air, would watch for their welfare, and gie them grace to resist a’ tempta- tion, and to live a gude and a godly life, like men and like Christians. And when it was ower, and Jeanie was putting by the Bible, a dirl comes to the door. “See wha’s that, Jeanie,” cried the miller. Sae Jeanie opens it, and when she comes back, she says, “ It’s ane John Murdoch, father, wha’s travell’t a gey lang bit the day ; but gif it’s no convenient to tak him in, he’ll just trudge on.” “ Bring him ben, lassie,” quoth the miller. Sae in walks John Murdoch, a plain, honest, kintra-like chiel ; and ‘‘ Guid e’en to you, miller,” says he. “The same to you, frien’, ” says John Marshall ; ‘ ‘ and sit ye doun, and pit by your bonnet. We’re gaun to hae our parritch belyve, and if ye’ll tak your share o’ them, and stay a’ night wi’ us, we’ll mak ye welcome.” “ Wi’ a’ my heart,” says John Mur- doch, sitting himsel down. ‘ ‘ And ye’ve gotten a bit burdie on the table, I see, — but it’s a wee douf ways, I think.” “ Ou aye,” quoth the miller, “the puir thing’s gotten a bit fright the night ; and it’s a’ stickin’ wi’ burd-lime, and I kenna how to get it aff. ” “ Let me see’t,” says John Murdoch, “ I hae some bit notion o’ thae things.” An’ he took a’ the straes aff it, and dighted and cleaned its feathers, and made it just as right’s ever. “ A nd whaur’ll we put it now ? ” said he. “’Od,” quoth the miller, “it would amaist be a pity to put it out at the window the night ; sae, Jeanie, see, if there’s naething to haud it till the morn’s morning.” “We’ll sune manage that,” said Jeanie, tak in’ doun an auld cage. The robin being safely disposed of, John Murdoch began to speak to the miller of a heap o’ things, and he had the best o’t on maist o’ them ; but when he cam to speak o’ kye, and on kintra matters, “ I hae ye now, man,” thought the miller ; but faith he found John Murdoch his match there too ; and he said to himsel, “ Od, but he’s a queer man that, sure eneugh.” And John Murdoch gaed on tellin’ a wheen funny stories. The miller leugh and better leugh, and Jeanie was sae ta’en up about them, that in she rins twa handfu’s o’ saut instead o’ meal into the parritch, THE MILLER OF DOUNE, 323 and them sauted afore. Sae when they’re set on the table, John Murdoch gets the first platefu’ ; and when he tastes them, he says very gravely, “No that ill \ but maybe ye’ll hae run out o’ saut ?” Saut ! ” cried William, “ do they want saut?” and in gangs a spoonfu’. “Gudesake !” cried he, turning roun’ to John Murdoch. “ What’s wrang with them, William?” said the miller. “ Ou, naething, naething, father — only they’re as saut’s lick, that’s a’.” “Gae awa wi’ your havers,” cried Jeanie ; “ let me taste them. Bless me ! an’ how in a’ the wide warl’ could that happen ? I ne’er made sic a mistak in a’ my days, an’ I canna account for’t in no gate.” “Now dinna ye gang and vex yoursel about it,” said John Murdoch, “ for they’ll just gaur the yill there gang doun a’ the better.” “If that’s the gate o’t,” cried the miller, “ they’ll need strong yill frae the first ; sae, Jeanie, put ye that sma’ thing by, and bring the ither.” “ Na, na, gudeman,” says John Mur- doch, “ if we do that, wee’l be fou ; sae let’s begin wi’ the sma’ thing first, and we can tak the strong yilbafterwards, at our leisure.” “ Weel, weel,” said the miller, ‘‘ sae be’t.” Sae after supper they fell to the strong yill, and to crackin’, and the miller took his share in’t, but nane o’ his family said onything maist ; but they couldna keep their een aff John Murdoch when he was lookin’ at their father, though they found that they couldna look him steady in the face when he turned to them, just frae something in his ee, they couldna tell what. ‘ ‘ And it’s a bonnie place this o’ yours, miller,” said John Murdoch ; “and nae doubt you and your folk afore ye hae been a gey while in’t.” “Deed hae we,” said the miller, a wee gravely, “and, as ye say, it’s a gey bonnie bit place.” J ohn Murdoch was gaun to ask some- thing mair about it, but he stopped on getting a particular look frae Jeanie, and changed the subject ; but the miller noticed it, and guessing the reason, said to John Murdoch, “Ye see, frien’, that me and my forefathers hae had this place for about twa hunder years, and we’re sweert to leave’t, and my bairns ken that, and dinna like to speak o’t.” “And what’s makin’ ye leave’t?” says John Murdoch; “that’s to say, if its no ony secret.” “ Ou, nane ava,” says the miller ; “ it’s just this, ye see : it’s owner thinks that it’s worth mair rent, and maybe he counts on our gien him mair than the value o’t rather than gang awa, sae he’s just put the double on’t, and gang we maun ; for to stay here at that rate, would just rin awa wi’ the wee thing I hae laid by for my bairns, which I would be sweert to see. It’s no very muckle, to be sure ; but I can say this, John Murdoch, that it wasna gotten either by cheating or idleness. However, we needna weary you wi’ our concerns, sae come, we’s drink King James, and lang life to him.” “Wi’ a’ my heart, miller,” quoth John Murdoch. “ And nae doubt ye’ll a’ be gaun to the sports that’s sune to be hauden at Stirling ; they say there’ll be grand fun, and I was just thinking that your auld son there wadna hae a bad chance o’ winning at puttin’ the stane, or flinging the mell.” “And I ken,” cried Jeanie, “wha wad hae some chance at the race, gif there’s to be ane.” “ Dinna brag, bairns,” said the miller, “and then, if ye’re waured, there’s nae- thing to be ashamed o’; but whether we gang there or no, time will show ; in the meantime, Jeanie, bring anither bottle o’ strong yill.” “ Miller,” quoth John Murdoch, “ken ye what hour it’s ? ” 324 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, “Me!” said the miller, “not I — maybe half an hour after nine. ” “Because it just wants five minutes of eleven,” quoth John Murdoch. “ Five minutes o’ eleven ! ” cried the miller, “andmenoinmybed! Faith, then, frien’, since ye dinna seem for’t yoursel, we’ll just let the yill stan’, and be aff to our nests ; sae a glide soun’ sleep to you. ” ‘ ‘ And the same to you and yours, ” quoth John Murdoch, as he raise and gaed awa wi’ William. Chapter II. Next morning the miller’s family were up and out at the usual hour ; but John Murdoch, who had wearied him- sel the day before, and who hadna, maybe, been used to sae muckle strong yill at ance, lay still ; and it was aught o’clock when he cam into the kitchen and bade Jeanie gude mornin’. “ And how’s the gudeman? and is he out or in ? ” “How!” cries Jeanie, “he and the lave hae been up and out at their wark three hours syne.” ‘ ‘ And what are ye gaun to be about, my dawtie?” says John Murdoch. ‘H’m gaun to wash the kirn,” says Jeanie. “ And suppose I haud it for ye, and help ye?” says he. “ Weel aweel,” says Jeanie, “ gin ye like ; we’ll hae’t the sooner ower.” And John Murdoch did his best, and was very active ; and when a’ was dune, he says, “ An’ now, my dawtie, what am I to get for helping ye ? ” “Nae mail*,” quoth Jeanie, “than the thanks ye hae gotten already.” “But in my kintra,” says John Murdoch, ‘ ‘ when a lad helps a lass to clean out a kirn, he aye gets ae kiss at least.” “We ken naething about thae fashions hereabouts,” says Jeanie, “ sae haud ye out o’ my gate ! ” But as she passed him, John Mur- doch, who thought she wasna in earn- est, drew her suddenly to him, and he h ad ta’en t wa or three kisses before J eanie could recollect herself ; but the next minute she threw him frae her, and catching the ladle, she ran to the parritch-pat on the fire, and whipped aff the lid ; and if John Murdoch, who saw what was coming, hadna darted out at the back door, he wad hae had it a’ about him ; as it was, a part o’ the het parritch played splarge aff the wa’ on his coat. “And now,” thought John Murdoch, “is this real anger, or is’t put on?” and he stood a wee bit aff, joking an’ jeering her. ‘‘ Aye, aye,” says he, “ ye’re makin’ an unco wark about it, just as if ye hadna been kissed a dozen times frae lug to lug, an’ by as mony lads, and no said a word about it.” “Ye notorious vagabond that ye are,” cried Jeanie, — “but I’se sort ye for’t ; ” and she flung down the ladle and ran to loose the muckle dog. “Ye’re surely no gaun to set the dog on me ? ” says John Murdoch. “Am I no?” says Jeanie, drawing and working wi' the collar wi’ a’ her might. John Murdoch, seeing her sae de- termined, slips to ae side, and gets his gun frae whaur he had hidden’t. “ And now, Jeanie,” cries he, “ haud your hand, for see, I’ve a gun.” “ I dinna care gin ye had twenty guns,” said Jeanie, who had now un- buckled the collar, an’ held it in her hands ; “ sae tak leg-bail an’ aff wi’ ye, my man, or Bawtie comes to ye.” “Jeanie,” quoth John Murdoch, “ I’m ready to walk awa peaceably, since it maun be sae ; but I’ll no be THE MILLER OF DOUNE, 325 hunted frae your father’s house like a thief an’ a scoundrel ; sae keep up your dog, if ye’re wise.” “ We’ll sune try that,” says Jeanie, loosening the collar ; ‘‘ sae at him, Bawtie ! an’ we’ll sune see him rin.” But John Murdoch stirredna ae step, and when Bawtie made at him, he keepit him aff for a while, till the brute gettin’ below the muzzle, made a dart at him ; and if John Murdoch hadna jumped quickly to ae side, he wad hae gripped him ; as it was, he took awa ane o’ the tails o’ his coat. And when Jeanie saw that, she was in a terrible fright, for she didna wish him hurt, and thought he wad hae ran for’t when she loosed the dog, and she cried wi’ a’ her might for Bawtie to come back. But the beast wadna mind her, for he had gotten twa or three glide paps on the nose, which made him furious ; and sae when he’s gaun to male anither spring, John Murdoch, who saw there was nae- thing else for it, levels at him and lets drive ; and round and round the beast gaed, and then ower wi’ him ; and when Jeanie saw he was killed, she set up a great screigh, and ran till him, abusing John Murdoch. “I’m sorry for’t, but it’s a’ your ain faut, Jeanie,” says he, “an’ canna now be helpit ; sae fare-ye-weel.” An’ as he gaed awa, William comes nm- nin’ in at the other side o’ the house, an’ cries to Jeanie to ken what’s the matter. “It’s a’ John Murdoch’s doings,” cried Jeanie; “he first affronted me, an’ now he’s killed poor Bawtie.” “ An’ which way is he gane ? ” cried William. “Out that gate,” said Jeanie; and away went William like a shot. But John Murdoch, who had heard what passed, and didna want to hae ony mair to do in the matter, coured down ahint some bushes till William was passed ; then rising up, he took anither direction, an’ thought he had got clear o’ him, but as he was stappin’ ower a dike, William got a glimpse o’ him. Doun he comes after him at a bonnie rate ; an’ as he gets near him, “ Stop, ye rascal ! ” he cries to him ; “ye may just as weel stop at ance, for ye may depend on my laying a dizzen on ye for every hunder ell ye male me rin after ye.” And when John Murdoch heard that, the blude gaed up into his brow, an’ he was thinking o’ standin’ still, when he hears James cry out, — “ What’s the matter, William? An’ what are ye chasing the man for ? ” He’s misbehaved to Jeanie, an’ shot Bawtie,” cried William. “Then taigle him, just taigle him, till I come up,” cried James. “It’s needless,” thought John Mur- doch to himself, “to fight wi’ twa o’ them, an’ ane o’ them a second Sam- son, and to mak an explanation or apology wad be ten times waur, sae I’ll e’en pit on ; ” an’ aff he gaed at nearly the tap o’ his fit. After rinning a glide bit, he looks o’er his shouther, an’ seeing naebody near him, he thinks they’ve gien’t up ; but just as he’s coming to the end o’ a bit wood, he sees William, wha had ta’en a nearer cut, just afore him ; an’ round he comes on him, crying, “Now, my man, I hae ye now,” putting out his hand to catch John Murdoch; but John drave down his hand in a m^oment, an’ clapping his foot ahint William’s, an’ whirling him to ae side, “ Tak ye that, my man,” says he ; an’ William gaed down wi’ sic a breinge, that the blude spouted out frae his nose, an’ the hale warld gaed round wi’ him. It was a wee while or James cam up, an’ when he saw William lying covered wi’ blude, “ The Lord preserve us,” cried he, “the callant’s killed !” an’ he sat down beside him, an’ got William’s head on his knee, an’ tried to recover him. By an’ by, William opens 326 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. his een, an’ when he sees James, “After him, after him,” cries he, “an’ no mind me.” “After him,” says James, “an’ the man a mile agate already ? It wad be nonsense for me to try’t.” “Then let me up, an’ I’ll try it my- sel,” cried William. But James held him fast. “ The deil’s in the callant,” says he, “to think o’ runnin’, an’ him no able to stand his lane. Lie still, I tell ye ! ” And William, who knew it was in vain for him to strive with his strong brither, thought it best no to struggle ony mair. When he had gotten quite round again, James helpit him up , an’ as they’re gaun down to the water for William to wash himsel, they meet Jeanie coming fleein’ up the path ; and when she saw William’s bloody face and claes, she clasped her hands thegither, an’ would •hae fa’en, if James hadna keppit her. When they questioned her about what had happened, she tell’t it to them honestly frae first to last, and blamed hersel sair for being sae angry an’ rash, when, after a’, the man meant nae ill ; but the thought o’ what Geordie Wilson might think if he heard o’t, an’ the shootin’ o’ Bawtie thegither, had per- fectly dumfoundered her. “ However,” continued Jeanie, “I’m thankfu’ that things are nae waur, an’ that the man’s awa. ” “ Aye, he’s awa,” says James, “but gin him an’ me foregather again, I’se promise him the best paid skin he e’er got since he was kirstened. ” “Weel, weel,” said Jeanie, “but I hope ye’ll ne’er meet ; an’ now we must gang and pit puir Bawtie out o’ the gate, an’ think on something to say about him, and about John Murdoch’s gangin’ awa sae early, before our father comes in to his breakfast.” Chapter III. The time was now drawing near for the sports to be held at Stirling, and William was aye wanting to speak to his father about it, and to ken if they were gaun ; but Jeanie advised against it. “ If ye speak till him, and fash him about it enow,” says she, “ it’s ten to ane but he’ll say no, and then, ye ken, there’s an’ end o’t ; but gif ye say nae- thing, and keep steady to your wark, like enough he may speak o’ gaun him- sel ; sae tak my advice an’ sae naething ava about it. ” William did as Jeanie wanted him, but still the miller didna speak, an’ now it was the afternoon of the day before the sports were to come on, an’ no a word had been said about them ; an’ William was unco vexed, an’ didna weel ken what to do. When he’s sitting thinking about it, the door opens, an’ in steps their neebour, Saunders Mushet, just to crack a wee ; an’ by an’ by he says, “Weel, miller, an’ what time will ye be for setting aff the morn’s morning? ” “Me!” said the miller, “an’ what to do?” “ What to do ? ” says Saunders, “why, to see the sports at Stirling, to be sure ; you’ll surely never think o’ missing sic a grand sight ? ” ‘ ‘ An’ troth, Saunders,” says the miller, “I had clean forgotten’t. ’Od, I daur- say there’ll be grand fun, an’ my bairns wad maybe like to see’t ; an’ now that I think o’t, they’ve dune unco weel this while past, especially William there, wha’s wrought mair than e’er I saw him do afore in the same space o’ time ; sae get ye ready, bairns, to set out at five o’clock the morn’s morning, an’ we’ll tak Saunders up as we gae by.” This was glad news to the miller’s family, an’ ye needna doubt but they were a’ ready in plenty o’ time ; an’ THE MILLER OF DOUNE. 327 when they cam to Stirling, they got their breakfast, an' a gude rest before aught o’clock cam, which was the hour when the sports were to begin ; an’ grand sports they were, an’ muckle di- version gaed on ; but nane o’ the miller’s family took ony share in them, till they cam to puttin^ the stane, and Hingin’ the mell. “Now James, my man,” says Jeanie, squeezing his arm. “ I’ll do my best, Jeanie,” says James, ‘•ye may depend on that; and if I’m beaten, I canna help it, ye ken.” James lost at the puttin’-stane, — by about an inch just ; the folk said by the ither man’s slight o’ hand, an’ having the art o’t. But when they cam to fling the mell, there wasna a man could come within twa ell o’ him. Sae James got the prize, which was a grand gun an’ a fine pouther horn. An’ now the cry gaed round to clear the course, and for the rinners to come forrit ; and Jeanie she helps William aff wi’ his coat and waistcoat, and maks him tie it round his waist, and gies him mony a caution no to rin ower fast at first, but to hain himsel for the push ; an’ when she has him a’ right and sorted, she begins to look at the aught that’s to rin wi’ him. When her ee cam to the middle ane, — “ Gudesake,” says she, “ wha’s that? Surely — yes — no — an’ yet, if he had but yellow hair in place o’ red, I could swear to him. Friend,” continues Jeanie to the man next to her, “can ye tell me what’s his name amang the rinners there, — the man in the middle, I mean, wi’ the red head? ” “Why, honest woman,” said he, hesitating a little, “ I’m not just sure, — that is to say, — but why do you ask?” “For a reason I ken mysel,” said Jeanie ; “but since ye canna, or winna, tell me. I’ll try somebody else. ” She then turned to look for James, but the signal was given, an’ awa they went helter skelter, as if it was deil tak the hindmost. But mony o’ them could- na rin lang at that rate, and they drap- ped aff ane after anither, till naebody was left but William and the red-headed man ; an’ the cry got up that the mil- ler’s son wad win, for William had keepit foremost from the first. But some gash carles noticed that though the red-headed man was hindmost, "he lost nae grand, an’ there was nae saying how it might end. William himsel began to be a wee thing feared, for he had mair than ance tried to leave the ither man farer ahint him ; but as he quickened his pace, sae did the ither, an’ he was never nearer nor ever farer frae him than about ten yards. In a little while afterwards they cam up to the distance-post, and when they had passed it a wee bit, — “Now’s my time,” thought William to himsel ; and he puts on faster, an’ the cry raise that the miller’s son had it clean, an’ was leaving the ither ane fast, fast ; but that was sune followed by anither cry, that the red-haired man was com.ing up again. William heard him gaining on him, an’ he gained an’ gained, till he was fairly up wi’ him ; an’ now they ran awhile breast an’ breast thegither ; but in spite o’ a’ that William could do, the red- headed man gaed by him, little by little, an’ wan the race by four yards. “ My ain puir William,” cried Jeanie, dawtin’ an’ makin’ o’ him, “no to be first. But ne’er mind it, ” continued she, ‘ ‘ for ye hae muckle credit by it ; for a’ the folk round me said that they ne’er saw sic a race since Stirling was a toun, sae ye’re no to tak it to heart. ” “Surely no,” said William; “an yet it’s gey hard to be beaten. ” “ Weel, weel,” said Jeanie, “ so it is — so it is ; but dinna speak, — dinna speak yet ; just tak breath an’ rest ye.” A cry now got up to mak room, an’ gie air ; an’ the crowd fell back an’ made an open space between the twa runners ; an’ when Jeanie turned round, lo and behold ! she sees John Murdoch, standing wi’ his red wig in ae hand, an’ 328 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. rubbin’ his lang yellow hair wi’ a napkin in the tither. An’ what he had dune to her an’ to Bawtie, an’ makin’ William lose the race too, made her sae angry, that up she flees to him, — ‘‘An’ how daured ye kill our Bawtie ? ” she cries ; “ I say, how daured ye kill our Bawtie ?” Wi’ that up starts James, “An’ by my faith, John Murdoch, but ye’ll hae the weight o’ my nieve now but before he could do anything, in comes the Earl o’ Lennox between them, — “What, sir, dare to strike your sovereign ? ” “ Preserve us a’,” cried Jeanie, jump- ing back, and turning white and red, time about. “Here,” continued the earl, “seize this fellow, and keep him fast till we can examine into it.” “No, no, Lennox,” cried the King, panting for breath ; “ don’t touch him, — dont touch him ; there’s no harm done. But where’s the Miller o’ Dcune ? — Bring John Marshall.” An’ the cry raise up for the Miller o’ Doune. “An’ wha wants me?” quoth John Marshall. “I’m here.” '“ Your sovereign wants ye,” says ane o’ the courtiers ; “ sae come ye to King James. An’ now takaff yer bonnet, an’ stand there.” John Marshall stood 'still without lookin’ up, waiting to hear what King James wanted wi’ him. An’ he hears a voice say, — “ Look at me, miller, an’ tell me if you think we e’er met before.” John Marshall raised his een, and after a pause, he says, “ An please your Majesty, if it wadna offend your Grace, I wad say that ye had ance been at the Mill o’ Doune.” “Ye’re right, miller,” said James, “ye’re quite right. An’ little did ye ken, when ye louped afif your horse to save the robin, an’ to tak it hame wi’ ye, that your sovereign was so near ye, an’ saw it all, as well as the way that ye bring up your family to serve their Maker ; an’ it gied me a gude opinion o’ ye, miller, an’ all that I hae learned since has confirmed me in it, an’ makes me say, before a’ the folk here present, that ye’re a gude and an honest man. Y e tell’t me, miller, that ye wad hae to leave the mill ; but I tell ye that I hae settled it, an’ that it’s yours at the auld rent, while grass grows an’ water rins, an’ lang may you an’ yours possess it.” King James having finished, the miller tried to say something ; but his lip be- gan to quiver, an’ his ee to fill, an’ he couldna speak ; sae he claspit his bonnet between his twa hands, laid it to his breast, and bowed his head in silence to the king. “ It’s enough,” said King James ; “an’ now call Geordie Wilson o’ the Hope.” Sae Geordie was brought and placed before him, and the king said to him, ‘ ‘ I hear, young man, that ye hae met wi’ some misfortunes of late, an’ I hae been askin’ about you, an’ find that ye’re an industrious man, an’ a man o’ character, an’ hae behaved yoursel weel in a’ respects ; sae gang ye hame to the Hope, an’ ye’ll maybe find something, baith in the house an’ out o’ the house, that will please ye. An’ hear ye, Geordie Wilson,” continued King James, “if it happens, as it happen, that ye court a lass, tak ye gude care that she’s no quick o’ the temper” (an’ he glanced at Jeanie); “an’ dinna mak ower muckle o’ her, or gie her a’ her ain way ; for there’s a saying, A birkie wife, an’ a new lightit candle, are the better o’ haein’ their heads hauden doun.” “Come hither, William Marshall,” said King James; “this prize was for the best runner among his subjects, and the king canna tak it, sae it’s yours ; and, young man,” continued the king, in a lower voice, “ye got a sairer fa’ than I intended ye, but my blude was up at the time, — for kings are no muckle used to haein’ hands laid on them.” “ My liege,” cried the Earl of Len- nox, ‘ ‘ the Queen fears that danger may THE MILLER OF DOUNE. 329 arise from your Majesty’s remaining so long uncovered after your late exertion, and her Majesty entreats that you will be pleased to throw this cloak around you.” “ ’Tis well thought of, Lennox,” said the king; “and now for a brisk walk, and a change of dress, and all will be well and as he went away the people threw up their hats and bonnets, and the air resounded with cries of, “Long live the good King James !” Chapter IV. An’ now the folk set aff for their ain hames, an’ the miller and his family crackit wi’ their neebours till they parted at the road that led to the mill; and then nane o’ them said onything, for they were a’ busy wi’ their ain thoughts ; an’ when the miller gaed into the kit- chen, the robin chirped and chirped, for he aye fed it, an’ it was glad to see him. The miller gets some seed in his hand, an’ as he’s feeding the robin, his heart begins to swell, an’ his ee to fill, an’ he says, “ Bairns, wha wad hae thought it; I say,” clearing his throat, ‘ ‘ wha wad hae thought it, bairns, that sae muckle gude wad hae fa’en to our lot, an’ a’ coming out o’ saving the life o’ a bit burdie ?” “ An’ wha kens, father,” said Jeanie, “but ye maybe now rewarded for a’ the glide that grandfather Thomas did, an’ about which ye hae often tell’t us ? For ye ken there’s a promise to that effect in the Bible, an’ as the Bible canna lie, 1 ken wha’ll hae a gude chance too.” “ Ye’re right, Jeanie,” quoth the miller, ‘ ‘ ye’re very right ; and gie me doun the Bible, and Tse read it to you. ” Just as it was dune, the door flees open, an’ in comes Geordie Wilson, clean out o’ breath wi’ running. “ What’s the matter now, man?” says William. “ I’m sure it’s something gude,” says James; “I ken by his ee.” “Oil aye, ou aye,” cries Geordie, “grand news ! grand news !” an’ he gaspit for breatli. “ Tak a wee thought time,” says James ; ‘‘ and now tell us.” “ Weel, ye ken,” says Geordie, “that we lost four cows, and an auld horse and a young ane, by the fire, an’ a sair loss it was ; an’ when I heard what the king said, I wonder’t, and I better won- der’t, what could be the meaning o’t. An’ Jeanie, she says to me, ‘ If I was you, in place o’ standing wondering there, I wad be aff to the Hope ;’ sae aff I rins ; and when I gets up till’t, lo and behold ! I sees sax fine cows, an’ twa as pretty naigs as e’er I set een on, a’ thrang puing awa at the grass ; an’ as I’m standing glowerin’ at them, an’ wondering whaur they cam frae, a man comes up to me, an’ he says, ‘ Are ye Geordie Wilson?’ says he. ‘That’s me,’ says I. ‘ ‘ ‘ Weel then, ’ says he, ‘ there’s a paper for ye ’ ; an’ as he put it into my hand he began to move awa. ‘ ‘ ‘ But will ye no stap in, frien’, an’ tak something ? ’ says I. “ ‘ No, no,’ cries he, ‘ I daurna bide ;’ an’ aff he rins. “Sae I opens the paper, an’ there! sees a letter from our landlord, telling me that as I was a man o’ gude character, an’ very industrious, he had sent me the kye an’ the horse in a compliment to mak up my loss ; an’ saying that as he had a gude opinion o’ me, he wad gie me a twa nineteen years’ lease o’ the Hope at the auld rent ; and sae we’ll be happy yet, Jeanie.” ‘ ‘ What, sir \ ” Cries the miller, “ are ye thinking o’ my Jeanie, an’ we sae honour’t as we hae been this day? ” 330 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. “ Gude Heaven ! ” exclaimed Geordie Wilson, grippin’ the back o’ a chair to keep himsel up ; — an’ nae wonder at it, when the miller spak sae gravely, that Jeanie hersei gied a great start. But weel can a bairn read what’s in a parent’s ee, though anither canna ; an’ the next minute she had the miller round the neck, — “ An’ how daured ye, father, gie me sic a fright ?” “ Is — is — is your father only joking, Jeanie?” stammered Geordie Wilson. “Atweel was I,” said the miller; “sae, tak her; an’ a’ that I hae to say is, that if I kent ony man that de- served her better, ye wadna hae gotten her. But dinna ye dawt her ower muckle, my man, or gie her a’ her ain way, — but mind ye what King James said the day.” Geordie held up his hand, an’ lookit at Jeanie, as much as to say, “Do ye hear that, madam?” But Jeanie, she half steekit her een, an’ made a mouth at him, just like, “An’ wha cares ? ” “An’ now, bairns,” continued the miller, “ I’m gaun to my room, and mauna be disturbit.” “He’s awa to pray to his Maker,” says Jeanie, “fora’ that’s happened to us, an’ I think we should a’ do the same. At ony rate, I can read the Bible.” “ Ilout now, woman,” says Geordie Wilson, “can ye no just let it stand a wee, an’ gang outby for a little ? ” “ I dinna think it,” says Jeanie. “ But just a wee bit,” says Geordie ; “nae mair than ten staps, unless ye like.” “A weel,” says Jeanie, “but mind. I’ll gang nae farer than just the end o’ the lane.” “Jeanie,” says William, “ye’d better put on the pat for the kail.” “ Put on the pat ! ” exclaimed Jeanie, “ an’ it no muckle past eleven o’clock ! Is the man gane gyte ? ’’ ^ ‘There’s time eneugh, nae doubt,” said William, “gif ye re back in time.” “Back in time!” echoed Jeanie, “an’ me only gaun to the end o’ the lane — gae awa wi’ your leavers, man ! ” “ Weel, weel,” said William, “ we’ll see, we’ll see.” “ Ou aye,” said Jeanie, “ye’re aye thinking yoursel wiser than ither folk.” “I really maist dinna ken what to do wi’ mysel the day,” said William ; “I can neither settle to work, nor yet sit still ; ’od, by-the-by. I’ll gang an’ ’oup my fishing rod, to be ready for the neist shower.” Sae he taks it doun an’ begins working at it, and presently he sees James rise and put on his bonnet. “ Whaur are ye gaun, James,” says he. “I was thinking,” says James, “o’ gaun up to Wattie Simpson’s to see if they want ony potatoes.” “Just as if they didna get a bow o’ them last Tuesday !” said William. “ Weel, I can stap in an’ speir how they like them.” “Are ye sure, James, you’re gaun there ? ” asked William, a wee slily. “Where’er I’m gaun, William,” said James, “I’m gaun for nae harm.” “I’ve gane far eneugh wi’ Samson,* thought William; “sae I’ll say nae mair.” An’ sae he keeps tying his fishing-rod ; but no muckle minding what he’s doing, the string plays snap in twa. “ Toots ! ” says William, a wee angered, “and me sae near dune!” Sae he -begins ower again, wi’ mair care ; but he sune forgets himsel again, an’ snap gangs the twine a second time. “The deil tak the string and the whaun too !” cried he, “I’ll meddle nae mair wi’t the day.” Sae he hangs it up, and then draws out his watch and examines it again. “It’s really a grand siller watch, an’ a grand siller chain too, an’ mony a ane will be asking to look at it ; — and I think Elie Allison THE MILLER OF DOUNE. 33i wad like to see it ; — and now that I mind o’t, gif I didna promise to ca’ and tell her a’ the news, and me to forget it a’ this time ! ” Sae awa William fares to Elie’s, and there he sits crackin’ and laughin’ at an unco rate, and never thinking o’ the time o’ day. And Elie’s auntie, she says to him, ‘‘And now, William, are ye for takin’ a potato wi’ us, or are ye gaun hame ? ” An’ his face turned a wee red, for he thought she wan tit him awa ; and he said he was gaun hame, to be sure. “But dinna tak it amiss,” said the auntie, “for I thought ye wad be ower late for hame.’’ “Nae fear o’ that,” said William, “ for we dinna dine till twa o’clock.” “I kent that,” said she, “but it’s past it already.” “The deuce it is!” cried William, jumping up ; “thenfareweel — I’ll maybe see ye the morn.” As he’s hurrying hame, he sees somebody coming frae the road to the Hope, and walking unco fast. “’Od,” thought he, ‘.‘can that be Jeanie? — ’deed is’t, an’ I’ll lay my lugs she hasna been hame yet. But I maun get before her, and then see if I dinna gie her’t, for what she said to me the day.” Sae awa he sets wi’ a’ his might, an’ as he gets near the mill, aff wi’ his coat, an’ up wi’ a spade, an’ begins delving ; an’ keeking ower his shouther, he sees Jeanie turning the corner o’ the plantin’, but he never lets on, nor looks round, till she’s just beside him, an’ speaks to him. “Hech!” says he, “I’m glad he’s ready at last ; — ’od, I really thought we were to get nae dinner the day.” “Is my father in the house?” says Jeanie. ‘ ‘ Is your father in the house ! ” re- peated William, “ ’odsake, lassie, hae ye no been hame yet ? ” “I was taigled,” answered Jeanie, looking a wee foolish. “An’ the kail will no be on yet,” cried he ; “I was sure o’t now — quite sure o’t ! ” ‘ ‘ An’ what for did ye no gang in and put them on yoursel, then, if ye was sae sure o’t? ” ‘ ‘ An’ sae I wad, if you hadna threepit, and better threepit, that ye was gaun nae farer than the lane. But dinna put aff time here, for I’se warrant my father’s in a bonny kippidge already.” “ I’m no fear’t for that,” says Jeanie but she wasna very easy for a’ that. Sae when she comes in at the kitchen door, she sees the kail-pat standin’ on the floor, and her father gien a bit pick to the robin. “Did ever mortal ken the like o’ this ? ” cried she : “ naething to be dune, and my gude auld father sitting just as contentit there as if the dinner was ready to be put on the table ; but we’ll no be lang o’ makin’ something.” An’ she up wi’ the stoup, and aff wi’ the lid o’ the pat, when the miller cries to her, “Tak care, Jeanie, an’ no spoil the kail ! ” “Weel, I declare,” she exclaimed, “if that callant shouldna get his paiks, for gauring me believe that the kail wasna ready : but it was thoughtfu’ o’ him, after a’, to pit them on ; and troth,” says she, “they’re uncomm^on gude.” ‘ ‘ An’ what for no, J eanie ? ” asked the miller. ‘ ‘ Did ye think that your father had forgotten how to mak a pat- fu’ o’ kail?” “Did ye mak them, father?” “ Troth did I ; wha else was there to do it ? ” “ But couldna ye hae cried in W illiam, father ? I’m sure it wad hae been better for him to hae been in the house, than puttin’ himsel into sic a terrible heat wi’ delving this warm day.” “ If William s in a heat,” quoth the miller, “it’s no wi’ delving, for I haena seen him near the house the hale day, an’ I was out twa or three times.” “Then I’ll lay ony thing I ken whaur 332 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. he’s been,” said Jeanie ; ‘‘and him tohae the impudence to speak to me yon gate — but I’se gie him’t ; — an’ yet what right hae I to be angry wi’ him, me that’s forgotten mysel sae muckle?” “ Dinna vex yoursel about that, my bairn,” quoth the miller; “what has happened the day’s enough to put us a’ out o’ sorts ; but we’ll a’ come to our- sels belyve. An’ now, Jeanie, gang ye out an’ look if ye can see James coming hame, an’ then we’ll hae our dinner.” Sae awa she gangs, and when William see’s her coming, he pretends to be unco busy working. “William,” cries she, “ken ye whaur James is gane ? ” “ Me ! ” said William, “ how should I ken whaur folk stravaig to ? I might rather hae askit you gif ye had fa’en in wi’ him, I think.” “ Aye, aye, my man, but ye’re speak- ing rather crouse. And whaur hae ye been yoursel a’ day, I wonder? No delvin’, I’m sure, gif ane may judge by the wee pickle yird that’s turned up.” “An’ do ye think,” said William, “that after a’ my racing and rinnin’, I should hae been delving a’ day, and lighter wark to do about the farm ? ” “ An’ whaur was ye, then, that father couldna see you when he was out?” Neist day the miller spoke to James anent his marriage, an’ tell’t him, as they were no to move frae the mill, it needna be putten aff ony langer ; sae it was settled to be in a fortnight, an’ that created an unco bustle in the house. An’ Jeanie was every now and then speakin’ o’ how they were a’ to manage, but the miller ne’er seemed to mind her. So ae day, when they’re in the kitchen “ Did my father cry on me ? ” asked William. “ No,” said Jeanie ; “ at least he did- na say’t.” “ Then that’s it, — ^just it ; for he cries sae loud, that it wad hae wa- kened a man wi’ the hale haystack abune him, forbye lyin’ at the side o’t.” “An’ sae ye’ll hae me to believe,” says Jeanie, “that ye was sleepin’ ; but I’m thinking ye was anither gate. I’se find it out yet.” “ Women’s tongues, women’s tongues! ” said' William, beating a piece yird as if he wad mak pouther o’t ; “ they’re aye either fleechin’ or flytin’.” “ Did ye ever say that to Elie Alli- son? Ye’ve been there, I’ve a notion. But we’ll say nae mair about it enow, for yonder’s James ; sae pit ye on your coat, and bring in your spade ; or if ye’ll wait, James will carry it for ye, for your arms maun be unco wearit ! ” When William saw James coming alang, as grave-like as frae a preaching, and thought on whaur he had been, he kent he wad laugh in his face downright if he met him, and that might anger Samson ; sae he set aff by him- sel an’ put by his spade. An’ when he saw hiin fairly in the house, an’ had his laugh out alane, he composed himsel, and walked into the kitchen as if nae- thing had happened. ER V. by themsels, she begins on’t again : “ An’ James an’ his wife will hae to get the room that he an’ William are in ; an’ then William he maun either get mine, or sleep outby, for there’ll be nae puttin’ him in yon cauld, damp bed, un- less we want him to gang like a cripple ; sae I dinna ken what’s to be dune. ’’ “Ye forget, Jeanie,” said the miller, “that John Murdoch sleepit there. THE MILLER OE DOUNE. 333 an’ he didna seem to be the waur o’t.” , ‘ ‘ Aye, for ae night, nae doubt, and in fine weather ; but how lang will that last?” The miller gies her nae answer ; but after sittin’ thinking a wee, he rises and taks down his bonnet. “ It’s a fine day for being out,” says Jeanie ; “ but are ye gaun far, father ? ’ “ Nae farer than the Hope,” said the miller. “ The Hope ! ” exclaimed Jeanie, as her face reddened. “Ay,” says the miller; “and I’m thinking o’ speirin’ if there’s room there for ane o’ ye.” “Now God bless my gude auld father,” said Jeanie; “he sees brawly what I wanted, and wadna even look me in the face to confuse me.” “ Geordie Wilson,” cries the miller, “when will it suit you to marry my dochter ?” “ The day — the morn — ony day,” answers Geordie, as happy’s a prince. “ Because I was thinking,” says the miller, “ that it might be as weel to pit James’s waddin’ and yours ower the- gither.” “ Wi’ a’ my heart,” says Geordie, “wi’ a’ my heart ! ” “ Weel, then,” quoth the miller, “I’ll awa hame and see what our Jeanie says to’t.” “And I’ll gang wi’ you,” cries Geordie. “Come your wa’s then, my man,” says the miller. And sae as they’re gaun down the road thegither, they meets William, an’ Geordie tells him how matters stood. An’ when William hears o’t, he shakes Geordie by the hand, an’ awa he flees ower ditch and dyke, an’ is hame in nae time. An’ after resting himsel a minute, an’ to tak breath, in he gangs to the kitchen ; an’ when Jeanie sees him, she says, “Ye’re warm-like, William, — ye’ve surely been running ? ” “ Is onything wrang wi’ my father ? ” asked he. “ Gude forbid ! ” said Jeanie ; “ but what maks ye speir ? ” “ Ou, naething ava, amaist ; but only I met him walking unco grave-like, an’ he scarcely spak to me ; an’ I met wi’ Geordie Wilson too, and he didna say muckle either.” “ Preserve us a’!” cries Jeanie ; “ if onything has happened atween the twa ! ” “ What could put that nonsense in your head, lassie ? ” said William. “By- the-by,” continues he, after a pause, “ Geordie’s at the end o’ the lane, an’ wishing muckle to speak to ye.” “ An’ what for did ye no tell me that at first, ye haverel ? ” cried J eanie ; and out she flees. An’ just as she’s turning the corner, she runs against her father wi’ a great drive. “The lassie’s in a creel, I think !” quoth the miller ; “but it’s the same wi’ them a’.” “Jeanie ! my ain Jeanie !” whispers Geordie, “an’ it’s a’ settled for neist week, and we’ll be sae happy ! ” Jeanie held him at arm’s length frae her, that she might look him in the face. ‘ ‘ I see it’s true ! I see it’s true ! ” she said, ‘ ‘ an’ ye’re no joking me ! An’ that wicked callant, to gang and gie me sic a fright ! Hech ! I haena gotten the better o’t yet ! ” “ An’ now, Jeanie, that I haeseenye, ” says Geordie, “ I maun rin awa hame and tell my gude auld mither that it’s a’ fixed ; for she wasna in when your father cam to the Hope ; and then I maun awa to the toun for things. An’ what’ll I bring ye, Jeanie? what’ll I bring?” “ Ou, just onything ye like,” said she ; “ bring back yoursel, that’s a’ Jeanie cares about.” An’ she stands an’ looks after him till he’s out o’ sight ; an’ as she turns about. 334 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. “ Jeanie ! my ain Jeanie ! ” says James, talcin’ her in his arms, “ My ain gude and aye kind brither !” said Jeanie, resting her head on his shouther. “She’ll no speak to me, nae doubt,” says William, his voice shakin’ a wee. ‘ ‘ Ah, ye wicked callant ! ” says Jeanie, kissing his cheek. “But ye mauna plague me nae mair : na, ye’ll no daur do’t ! ” “No!” cries William, “I’m sure I’m fit for a’ that Geordie Wilson can do ony day, an’ maybe mair.” Jeanie was gaun to answer, but she got her ee on the miller standing at the door. “I maun hae his blessing first,” she cries, “and then Jeanie’s heart will be at peace.” When the miller saw her coming, he •gaes slowly back to his ain room, an’ in she comes after him, and, “ Bless me, bless your bairn, my gude auld father! — you that’s been father an’ mither, an’ a’ to her since before she could guide hersel ! Bless your Jeanie, an’ she’ll hae naething mair to wish for ! ” “How like she’s to her mither ! ” said the miller in a low voice ; “but ye’ll no mind her sae weel, Jeanie. I mind week that on the night before she dee’t, an’ when I was like ane distrackit, ‘ It’s the will o’ Providence, John,’ says she, ‘ and we maun a’ bow till’t ; but dinna ye grieve sae sair for my loss, John ; for young as she is yet, my heart tells me that I’m leaving ane ahint me, wha’ll be a blessing an’ a comfort to ye when I’m awa ; ’ and ne’er were truer words spoken,” continued the miller, “ for ne’er frae that day to this was her father’s heart wae for Jeanie ; sae bless you, my bairn, an’ may a’ that’s gude attend ye, an’ may ye be spared to be a comfort and an example to a’ around ye, lang, lang after your auld father’s head’s laid low.” An’ as he raised her frae her knees he kissed her, an’ then turned slowly frae her, an’ Jeanie slippit saftly awa. . On the neist Friday the twa marriages took place, an’ a’ the folk sat down to a gude an’ a plentifu’ dinner, an’ there was an unco deal o’ fun an’ laughing gaed on. An’ when dinner was ower and thanks returned, the miller cried for a’ to fill a fu’, fu’ bumper. “An’ now,” says he, “we’ll dring King James’s health, an’ lang may he and his rule ower us.” This led them to speak o’ his coming there as John Murdoch ; and some o’ them that hadna heard the hale story, askit the miller to tell’t. “ Wi’ a’ my heart,” quoth the miller ; “but first open that cage-door, Jeanie, for it’s no fitting that it, wha had sae muckle share in’t, should be a prisoner at sic a time.” An’ the robin cam fleein’ out to the miller’s whistle, an’ lightit on the table beside him. When the miller was dune wi’ the story, “ An’ now, frien’s,” said he, “ ye may learn this frae it, that it’s aye best to do as muckle gude and as little ill as we can. But there’s a time for a’thing,” continued he; “sae here, Jeanie, my dawtie, put ye by the robin again ; and now, lads, round wi’ the whisky.” They a’ sat crackin’ an’ laughin’ thegither, till it was time for Geordie an’ his wife to be settin’ aff for the Hope, and the rest o’ the folk gaed wi’ them, an’ a’ was quiet at the mill again. In twa year after that, William was married to Elie Allison. And when he was three score and ten, the miller yielded up his spirit to Him that gied it ; an’ when King James heard that he was dead, he said publicly, that he had lost a gude subject and an honest man, and that he wished there was mair folk in the kintra like John Marshall. And James succeeded to his father ; an’ after James cam James’s sons, and their sons after them for never sae lang; and, for aught I ken to the contrair, there’s a Marshall in the Mill o’ Doune at this day. — “ The Odd Vohinie.'*^ THE HEADLESS CUMINS. 335 THE HEADLESS CUMINS. By Sir Thomas Dick Lauder. In the parish of Edinkellie, a place towards the centre of Morayshire, in the northern part of Scotland, there is a romantic and fearful chasm, supposed to have been at one time the bed of the river Divie. It has two entrances at the upper end, and the ancient courses which led the river into these successively are easily traceable. The lower ex- tremity of the ravine terminates abruptly about forty feet high above the Divie, that flows at its base. This spot is one of a very interesting nature. Its name in Gaelic signifies “the Hollow of the Heads ; ” a name originating, it is said, in the following transaction : — Near the upper end of the ravine there is a curious cavern, formed of huge masses of fallen crags, that cover the bottom of the place. It enters downwards like a pit, and the mouth, which is no more than wide enough to admit a man, is not easily discovered. Here it was that the brave Allister Bane secreted himself after the Battle of the Lost Standard. At this time the Castle of Dunphail was besieged by Randolph, Earl of Moray ; and Allister Bane, who could no longer make head against him in the open field, contented himself with harassing the enemy. Knowing that his father and his garrison were reduced to great want, he and a few of his followers disguised themselves as countrymen, and, driving a parcel of horses, yoked in rude sledges, laden with sacks, they came to the edge of the glen where Randolph’s beleaguering party lay, and, pretending to be peasants carrying meal from the low country to the Highlands, they entreated their pro- tection from one Allister Bane, of whom they were afraid. Their prayer being granted, they unyoked their horses, and took care to leave their sledges at the brink of the precipice, so that, on a given signal agreed on with the garrison, they tumbled sledges, sacks, and all over into the glen below, and the garrison, making a sally at the same time, each man bore off a sack on his back, whilst the pretended peasants sprang on their horses, and were out of sight before the astonished sentinels of the enemy had well given the alarm. Randolpli was so provoked on learn- ing who the author of this trick was, that he set a price upon his head. A certain private pique led a Cumin to betray his master’s lurking-place. His enemies hurried to the spot to make sure of their game ; but when they saw the small uncouth-looking aperture, they paused in a circle round it. One only could descend at a time, and the death of him who should attempt it was certain ; for the red glare of the Cumin’s eye in the obscurity within, and the flash of his dirk-blade, showed that he had wound up his dauntless soul to die with the courage'^'' of the lion on his crest. They called on him to surrender at discretion. He replied by howling a deep note of defiance from the dark womb of the rocks, — “Let me but come out, and with my back to that crag, I will live or die like a Cumin ! ” “ No !” exclaimed the leader of his foes ; “ thou shalt die like a fox as thou art ! ” Brush- wood was quickly piled over the hole, but no word of entreaty for mercy as- cended from below. Heap after heap was set fire to, and crammed blazing down upon him. His struggles to force a way upwards were easily repelled by those above, and after a sufficient quantity of burning matter had been thrust in to ensure his suffocation, they rolled stones over the mouth of the hole. When the cruel deed was done, , and 336 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. the hole opened, Allister Bane was found reclining in one corner, his head muffled in his plaid, and resting on the pummel of his sword, with two or three attendants around him, all dead. To make sure of them, their heads were cut off and thrown, one after another, into the fortress, with this horrible taunt to the old man, — “Your son provided you with meal, and we now send you flesh to eat with it. ” The veteran war- rior recognised the fair head of his son. “ It is a bitter morsel indeed,’’ said he, as he took it up, kissed it, and wept over it ; “ but I will gnaw the last bone of it before I surrender.” THE LADY ISABEL: A LEGENDARY TALE OF THE FIFTEENTH CENTURY. The Lady Isabel was a Scottish baron’s daughter, and far was she famed. Were others fair, she was fairer ; were others rich, she was richer. In short, all perfections were said to be centred in the Lady Isabel, and yet that quality for which she ought to have been most prized, seemed the one which made the least noise in the world, — this was her devoted duty to her father. She was his only child — the child of his old age, the idol of his heart, and the lamp of his life. But still was he a cruel father ; for in return for her duteous afiection, he had determined to wed her to a man she had never seen, while he knew that her heart was another’s. The Lord of Ormisdale was the son of his ancient friend, and the possessor of broad lands in a distant part of Scot- land. The two old men had sworn to each other that their children should be united, but ere this paction, the youth had been sent abroad to be initiated in the art of war — an art but too much practised in his native country at that time ; for be it known that our peerless beauty bloomed in the 1 5th century, when the feuds of the Scottish nobility were frequent and deadly. Much was bruited abroad of the goodly person and brave qualities of the young earl, but of this Lady Isabel had no opportunity of judging, for never, as has been told, had she seen him. She had, however, but too often seen his cousin Roderick, and to him was her heart devoted. It was true he had neither title, nor lands, nor vassals ; but he was a handsome, a noble, and a gallant youth, and he had knelt at’ her feet, confessed his love, and swore eternal constancy ; and though, when she thought of her father, she turned coldly away, it was but to treasure his image in her heart, and to weep most bitter tears for the hapless fate which doomed her to wed another. Roderick, by-and-by, went away to a foreign land, distraught by his passion for the Lady Isabel ; and the time was long, and he returned not, and none spoke of him, or seemed to think of him, save his disconsolate love. But it was not so ; for the old Baron loved him for his worth and manly bearing 5 and when he saw his daughter drooping her head like a lily, he too was unhappy, and repented him of his rash voW, though he would rather have sacrificed his own life, and hers too, than have broken his oath. And so time passed on, and many -were the suitors that sought the hand of the Lady Isabel. Some loved her for herself, some for her great possessions, and some for both ; but all were sent hopeless away. THE LADY ISABEL. 337 And now the time was at hand when the sun was to shine upon the nineteenth birthday of the baron’s daughter, and multitudes were invited to his castle to celebrate the festival with mirth and revelry. Many were the reasons on which he had thrown wide his castle gates and welcomed numerous guests, and ample the hospitable provision he had made for them ; but never, during his life, or that of his forefathers, had there been such doings as now. Whole hecatombs of sheep and oxen bled on the occasion, with wain-loads of deer, wild and tame fowl, and other creatures. Every country seemed to have been taxed for fruit and other delicacies, while beer of the strongest, and wines of the richest, seemed, by the quantities provided, to be intended absolutely to flow in rivers. The birthday of the Lady Isabel had been celebrated, as it came round, ever since that on which she first drew her breath, but never had there been even imagined such prepar- ations as this. The tongues of all the gossiping old dowagers in the kingdom were set a-going on the occasion : some assigned one reason for this extraor- dinary entertainment, and some another. There were several whose eager curiosity caused them so much uneasi- ness, that they went so far as to ask an explanation of the old baron himself. They were all, however, foiled in the attempt to penetrate the mystery, and therefore settled in their own minds that the old man had either lost his wits altogether, or was in his dotage. Nor, to speak the truth, did the young lady, on whose account was all this turmoil, feel less surprised than other people at her father’s unbounded extravagance, especially as there arrived from the capital chest after chest, packed with the richest vestments, cut in the approved fashion of the day, and boxes filled with jewellery, which, added to the family gems she already possessed. might have furnished the dowry of a princess. The day at length arrived for which all this extraordinary preparation had been made ; and the baron, not content with charging his daughter to apparel herself in a suit which, by its exceeding splendour, seemed to have been particu- larly intended for the occasion, and to wear her most costly jewels, also com- manded her maidens to tax their wits in ornamenting and setting off, to the best advantage, the charms of their young mistress. And now, after having arranged all things, and being promised implicit obedience by his daughter, the mystery of all his magnificent proceedings was partly unravelled by his telling her that they were that night to expect the arrival of the Earl of Ormisdale. He moreover presented her with a mask, and informed her that he had taken order that each of his guests should put on a visor before they enter the ball-room, after they left the banqueting-hall, and that he had done this for her sake, that the eye of idle curiosity should not read in her features what was passing in her mind when she first met her betrothed. It was in vain that the afflicted Lady Isabel pled most movingly for a more private meeting, for her father was deaf to her entreaties, while he affirmed that his precaution of the visor would do away all objections, and was so per- emptory in the matter, that, as usual, she acquiesced ; and having thanked and kissed his dutiful daughter, he withdrew from her with renewed youth in his step, and joy in his eye. How different, however, were the feelings of his daughter on this momentous sub- ject ! and sore averse was she to meet the man she was sure that she could never love ; and many were the tears shed, and many the resolves she made to retract all her promises, and live and die in solitude. But then she bethought her of the despair of her poor Y 338 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. old father — of his tender, though mis- taken love — of the few remaining years of his life embittered by disappointment — and his death probably hurried on through her means. All this was too much when laid in the balance with only her own happiness, and she still sustained the character of a dutiful daughter, by heroically determining to sacrifice all selfishness at the altar of filial duty and affection. But though this was her ultimate resolve, we need not be surprised that, when decked in her splendid attire, and presiding in the gorgeous banquet- ing-hall of her father, she looked and felt as if assisting at a funeral feast, and that she even then would have been the better of the visor to prevent many con- jectures on what her saddened looks might mean. But the time for assum- ing the mask arrived, and the nobles of the land, with their haughty dames, and many a knight, and many a damsel fair, bedight in silk and cloth of gold, and blazing with jewels, graced the tapes- tried ball-room, on which a flood of brilliant light was poured from lamp and torch. And each in joyous mood, cheered by the merry minstrels, and by the sound of harp and viol, impatient- ly awaited the commencement of the dance, when they were informed that it was stayed for an expected and honour- able guest. And now again curiosity was at its height. But presently there was a flourish of the music, and a cry of the ushers to make way for the noble Earl of Ormisdale, and the large doors at the foot of the hall were flung wide open, and the gallant young earl, mask- ed, and attended by a train of young gentlemen, all his kinsmen, or picked and chosen friends, advanced amid mur- murs of admiration to the middle of the hall. Here they were met and welcomed by the baron, who led the earl to his lovely daughter, and having presented him to her, the guests were presently gratified by seeing the gallant young nobleman take the hand of the Lady Isabel, and lead her out to dance. Nor were there any present whose eyes did not follow them with admiration, though the measure chosen by the high- born damsel savoured more that night of grace and dignity than lightness of either heart or heel. Meantime, the old baron was so full of joy and delight, that it was remarked by all, as be was still seen near his daughter and her partner. But their hearts were both quaking : the unhappy Lady Isabel’s with thinking of her promise to her father, and that of her betrothed with a fear known only to himself, for he had heard that she had loved, and now ob- served her narrowly. And, not content with this, he asked her, as he sat beside her, many a wily question, till at last he spoke his fears in plain guise, and she, with many sighs and tears shed within her mask, confessed the truth ; still saying, that for her father’s sake she would be his wife, if he accepted of her on such terms. But now her father whispered to her that she must present- ly prepare to keep her word, as this must be her bridal-night, for to that purpose alone was this high wassail kept. Her lover, too, no way daunted by his know- ledge of her heart, pressed on his suit to have it so. And now was the despair- ing damsel almost beside herself, when her father, announcing aloud his purpose to the astonished guests, called for the priest, and caused all to unmask. But in what words shall we paint the sur- prise, the delight, the flood of joy that came upon the heart of the Lady Isabel, when the earl’s mask was removed, and she beheld in him her much beloved Roderick, who, his cousin being dead, was now the Earl of Ormisdale ! > And now was each corner of the castle, from basement stone to turret height, filled with joyous greetings, and the health and happiness of the noble Earl Roderick, and of his bride, the dutiful THE DESPERATE DUEL, 339 Lady Isabel, deeply drank in many a wassail bowl. The stately castle and its revels, the proud baron and his pomp, the beauteous dame and her children’s children, have now passed away into oblivion, save this slight record, which has only been preserved in remembrance of the daughter’s virtue, who preferred her father’s happiness to her own. — Chambers s Edinburgh Journal^ 1833- THE DESPERATE DUEL. By D. M. Moir, M.D. Nay, never shake thy gory locks at me ; Thou canst not say I did it ! — Macbeth. It was on a fine summer morning, somewhere about four o’clock, when I waukened from my night’s rest, and was about thinking to bestir mysel, that I heard the sound of voices in the kail-yard, stretching south frae our back windows. I listened — and I listened — and I better listened — and still the sound of the argle-bargling became more distinct, now in a fleeching way, and now in harsh angry tones, as if some quarrelsome disagreement had ta’en place. I hadna the comfort of my wife’s company in this dilemma ; she being awa, three days before, on the top of Tammy Trundle the carrier’s cart, to Lauder, on a visit to her folks there ; her mother (my gudemother, like) having been for some time ill, with an income in her leg, which threat- ened to make a lameter of her in her old age ; the twa doctors there, no speaking of the blacksmith, and sundry skeely old women, being able to mak naething of the business ; so nane hap- pened to be wi’ me in the room, saving wee Benjie, who was lying asleep at the back of the bed, with his little Kil- marnock on his head, as sound as a top. Nevertheless, I lookit for my claes ; and opening one-half of the window- shutter, I saw four young birkies well dressed ; indeed three of them customers of my ain, all belanging to the toun ; twa of them young doctors ; ane of them a writer’s clerk ; and the ither a grocer ; the hale looking very fierce and fearsome, like turkey cocks ; swag- gering about with their hands and arms as if they had been the king’s dragoons ; and priming a pair of pistols, which ane of the surgeons, a speerity, out-spoken lad, Maister Blister, was haddin’ in his grip. I jaloused at ance what they were after, being now a wee up to firearms ; so I saw that skaith was to come o’t, ■ and that I wad be wanting in my duty on four heads — first, as a Christian ; second, as a man ; third, as a subject ; and fourth, as a father, if I withheld mysel frae the scene, nor lifted up my voice, however fruitlessly, against such crying iniquity as the wanton letting out of human blood ; sae furth I has- tened — half-dressed, with my gray stock- ings rolled up my thighs, over my corduroys, and my auld hat aboon my cowl — to the kail-yard .of contention. I was just in the nick of time, and my presence checked the effusion of blood for a little ; — but wait a wee. So high and furious were at least three of the party, that I saw it was catching water in a sieve to waste words on them, knowing, as clearly as the sun serves i the world, that interceding would be of 340 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. no avail. Howsomever, I made a feint, and threatened to bowl awa for a ma- gistrait, if they wadna desist, and stop from their barbarous and bluidy pur- pose ; but, i’fegs, I had better have keepit my counsel till it was asked for. “ Tailor Mansie,” quoth Maister Thomas Blister, with a furious cock of his eye (he was a queer Eirish birkie, come ower for his yedication), “since ye have ventured to thrust your nose,” said he, “ where nobody invited ye, you must just stay,” said he, “and abide by the consequences. This is an affair of honour,” quoth he ; “and if ye ven- ture to stir one foot from the spot, och then,” said he, “by the poker of St Patrick, but whisk through ye goes one of these leaden playthings, as sure as ye ever spoiled a coat, or cabbaged broadcloth. Ye have now come out, ye observe, hark ye,” said ye, “and are art and part in the business ; — and, if one, or both, of the principals be killed, poor devils,” said he, “we are all alike liable to take our trial before the Jus- ticiary Court, hark ye ; and, by the powers,” said he, “I doubt not but that, on proper consideration, they will allow us to get off mercifully, on this side of hanging, by a verdict of man- slaughter. ” ’Od, I fund mysel immediately in a scrape ; but how to get out of it baffled my gumption. It set me all a shiver- ing ; yet I thought that, come the warst when it wad, they surely wad not hang the faither of a helpless sma family, that had naething but his needle for their support, if I made a proper affidavy, about having tried to make peace be- tween the youths. So, conscience being a brave supporter, I abode in silence, though ncvt without many queer and qualmish thochts, and a pit-patting of the heart, no unco pleasant in the tholing. “ Blood and wounds !” bawled Maister Thomas Blister, “ it would be a disgrace for ever on the honourable profession of physic,” egging on puir Maister Willie Magneezhy, whose face was as white as double-bleached linen, “ to make any apology for such an insult. You not fit to doctor a cat, — you not fit to bleed a calf, — you not fit to poultice a pig, — after three years apprenticeship,” said he, “ and a winter with Doctor Monro ? By the cupping-glasses of ’Pocrates,” said he, “ and by the pistol of Gallon, but I would have caned him on the spot, if he had just let out half as much to me. Look ye, man,” said he, “look ye, man, he is all shaking” (this was the truth) ; “ hell turn tail. At him like fire, Willie.” Magneezhy, though sadly frightened, looked a thocht brighter, and made a kind o’ half stap forrit. “ Say that yell ask my pardon once more, — and if no,” said the puir lad, with a voice broken and trembling, “ then we must just shoot one another.” “ Devil a bit,” answered Mr Bloat- sheet, “devil a bit. No, sir ; you must down on your bare knees, and beg ten thousand pardons for calling me out here, in a raw morning ; or 111 have a shot at you, whether you will or no.” “Will you stand that ?” said Blister, with eyes like burning coals. “ By the living jingo and the holy poker, Mag- neezhy, if you stand that — if you stand that, I say, I stand no longer your second, but leave you to disgrace, and a caning. If he likes to shoot you like a dog, and not as a gentleman, then let him do it and be done.” “No, sir,” replied Magneezhy, with a quivering voice, which he tried in vain, puir fellow, to render warlike (he had never been in the volunteers, like me). “ Hand us the pistols, then and let us do or die !” “ Spoken like a hero, and brother of the lancet : as little afraid at the sight of your own blood, as at that of your patients ;” said Blister. “ Hand over the pistols.” It was an awfu’ business. Gude save us, such goings on in a Christian land ! THE DESPERATE DUEL. 341 While Mr Bloatsheet, the young writer, was in the •act of doing what he was bid, I again, but to no purpose, en- deavoured to slip in a word edgeways. Magneezhy was in an awfu’ case ; if he had been already shot, he could not have looked mair clay and corpse-like ; so I took a kind of whispering, while the stramash was drawing to a bloody conclusion, with Maister Harry Molas- ses, the fourth in the spree, who was standing behind Bloatsheet, with a large mahogany box under his arm, something in shape like that of a licensed pack- man, ganging ab^ut from house to house through the country-side, sell- ing toys and trinkets, or niffering plated ear-rings and sic like, wi’ young lasses, for auld silver coins or cracked tea-spoons. “Oh !” answered he, very composedly, as if it had been a canister fu’ of black rappee, or blackguard, that he had just lifted down from his tap shelf, “ it’s just Doctor Blister’s saws, whittles, and big knives, in case ony of their legs or arms be blawn away, that he may cut them off.” Little wad have prevented me sinking down through the ground, had I not remembered, at the preceese moment, that I myself was a soldier, and liable, when the hour of danger threatened, to be called out, in march- ing order, to the field of battle. But by this time the pistols were handed to the two infatuated young men — Mr Bloat- sheet, as fierce as a hussar dragoon, and Magneezhy, as supple in the knees as if he was all on oiled hinges ; so the next consideration was to get weel out of the way, the lookers-on running nearly as great a chance of being shot as the prin- cipals, they no being accustomed, like me, for instance, to the use of arms ; on which account, I scougged mysel behind a big pear-tree ; baith being to fire when Blister gied the word “ Off !” I had hardly jouked into my hidy- hole, when ‘ ‘ crack, crack ” played the pistols like lightning, and as soon as I got my cowl ta’en from my een, and looked about, wae’s me, I saw Magneezhy clap his hand to his brow, wheel round like a peerie, or a sheep seized wi’ the sturdie, and then play flap down on his braidside, breaking the necks of half a dozen cabbage-stocks, three of which were afterwards clean lost, as we could- na pit them all into the pat at ae time. The hale o’ us ran forrit, but foremost was Bloatsheet, who, seizing Magneezhy by the hand, said wi’ a mournful face, “ I hope you forgive me ? — Only say this as long as you have breath, for I am off to Leith harbour in half a minute.” The blude was rinning ower puir Magneezhy’s een, and drib-dribbling frae the neb o’ his nose ; so he was truly in a pitiful state ; but he said with more strength than I thocht he could have mustered, — ‘‘Yes, yes, fly for your life, I am dying without much pain — fly for your life, for I am a gone man ! ” Bloatsheet bounced through the bit kail-yard like a maukin, clamb ower the bit wa’, and aff like mad ; while Blister was feeling Magneezhy’s pulse with ane hand, and looking at his doctor’s watch, which he had in the ither. “ Do ye think that the puir lad will live, doctor ? ” said I till him. He gave his head a wise shake, and only observed, “ I dare say, it will be a hanging business amang us. In what direction do you think, Mansie, we should all take flight ? ” But I answered bravely, “ Flee them that will, I’se flee nane. If am ta’en prisoner, the town-officers maun haul me frae my ain house ; but nevertheless I trust the visibility of my innocence will be as plain as a pikestaff to the een of the fifteen.” “ What then, Mansie, will we do with poor Magneezhy? Give us your advice in need.” ' “ Let us carry him down to my ain bed,” answered I ; “ I wad not desert a fellow-creature in his dying hour! r 342 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. Help me down wi’ him, and then flee the country as fast as you are able ! ” We immediately proceeded, and lifted the poor lad, wha had now dwaumed away, upon our wife’s hand- barrow, Blister taking the feet, and me the oxters, whereby I got my waist- coat a’ japanned with blude ; so, when we got him laid right, we proceeded to carry him between us down the close, just as if he had been a stickit sheep, and in at the back door, which cost us some trouble, being narrow, and the barrow getting jammed in ; but, at lang and last, we got him streeked out aboon the blankets, having previously shooken Benjie, and waukened him out of his morning’s nap. ‘‘ A’ this being accomplished, and got ower, Blister decamped, leaving me my leeful lane, excepting Benjie, wha was next to naebody, in the house with the deein’ man. What a frightfu’ face he had, all smeared ower with blude and pouther ! And I really jaloused, that if he deed in that room, it wad be haunted for ever mair, he being in a manner a murdered man, so that, even should I be acquitted of art and part, his ghaist might still come to bother us, making our house a hell upon yirth, and fright- ening us out of our seven senses. But, in the midst of my dreadful surmeeses, when all was still, so that you might hae heard a pin fall, a knock-knock- knock cam to the door, on which, recovering my senses, I dreaded first that it was the death-chap, and syne that the affair had gotten wind, and that it was the beagles come in search of me ; so I kissed little Benjie, wha was sitting on his creepie, blubbering and greeting for his parritch, while a tear stood in my ain ee, as I gaed forrit to lift the sneck, to let the officers, as I thocht, harry our house, by carrying aff me, its master ; but it was — thank Heaven ! — only Tammy Bodkin com- ing in whistling to his wark with some measuring-papers hinging round his neck. “Ah, Tammy,” said I to him, my heart warming at a kent face, and making the laddie, although my bounden servant by a regular indenture of five years, a friend in my need, “ come in, my man. I fear ye’ll hae to tak charge of the business for some time to come. Mind what I tell’d ye about the shaping and the cutting, and no making the goose ower warm, as I doubt I am about to be harled awa to the Tolbooth.” Tammy’s heart louped to his mouth. ‘ “Ay, maister,” he said, “ye’re jok- ing. What should ye have done that ye should be ta’en to sic an ill place ? ” “ Ah, Tammy, lad,” answered I, “it is but ower true.” “ Weel, weel,” quo’ Tammy — I really thought it a great deal of the laddie — “weel, weel, they canna prevent me coming to sew beside ye ; and, if I can tak the measure of customers without, ye can cut the claith within. But what is’t for, maister? ” “ Come in here,” said I to him, “ and believe your ain een, Tammy, my man.” “ Losh me ! ” cried the puir laddie, glowering at the bluidy face of the man in the bed. “Ay — ay — ay! maister; save us, maister ; ay — ay — ay — you have na cloured his harnpan wi’ the goose ? Ay, maister, maister ! what an unyirthly sight ! ! I doubt they’ll hang us a’ ; — you for doing’t, and me on suspicion, and Benjie as art and part, puir thing. But I’ll rin for a doctor. Will I, maister?” The thocht had never struck me before, being in a sort of a manner dung stupid ; but catching up the word, I said wi’ all my pith and birr, ‘ ‘ Rin, rin, Tammy, rin for life and death ! ” Tammy bolted like a nine-year- auld, never looking ahint his tail : so, in less than ten minutes, he returned, hauling alang auld Doctor Gripes, whom he had wakened out o’ his bed by the lug and horn, at the very time I was trying to quiet young Benjie, wha was following me up and doun the house,. as THE EE SP EE ATE DUEL. 343 I was pacing to and fro in distraction, girning and whinging for his breakfast. “ Bad business, bad business ; bless us, what is this ? ” said the auld doctor, staring at Magneezhy’s bluidy face through his silver spectacles — ‘‘What’s the matter ? ” The puir patient knew at once his maister’s tongue, and, lifting up ane of his eyes — the other being stiff and barkened down — said in a melancholy voice, “ Ah, master, do ye think 111 get better?” Doctor Gripes, auld man as he was, started back, as if he had been a French dancing-master, or had strampit on a het bar of iron. “Tom, Tom, is this you ? What, in the name of wonder, has done this?” Then feeling his wrist — “ But your pulse is quite good. Have you fallen, boy? Where is the blood coming from ?” “ Somewhere about the hairy scaup,” answered Magneezhy, in his own sort of lingo. “I doubt some artery’s cut through !” The doctor immediately bade him lie quiet, and hush, as he was getting a needle and silken thread ready to sew it up ; ordering me to get a basin and water ready, to wash the puir lad’s physog. I did so as hard as I was able, though I wasna sure about the blude just ; auld Doctor Gripes watching ower my shouther, wi’ a lighted penny candle in ae hand, and the needle and thread in the ither, to see where the bluid spouted frae. But we were as daft as wise ; so he bade me tak my big shears, and cut out a’ the hair on the fore part of the head as bare as my loof ; and syne we washed, and better washed ; so Mag- neezhy got the ither ee up, when the barkened blude was loosed, looking, though as pale as a clean shirt, mair frighted than hurt ; until it became plain to us all, first to the doctor, syne to me, and syne to Tammy Bodkin, and last of a’ to Magneezhy himsel, that his skin was na sae much as peeled ; so we helped him out of the bed, and blithe was I to see the lad standing on the floor, without a liaud, on his ain feet. I did my best to clean his neckcloth and sark-neck of the blude, making him look as decentish as possible, consider- ing circumstances ; and lending him, as the Scripture commands, my tartan mantle to hide the infirmity of his bluidy breeks and waistcoat. Hame gaed he and his maister thegither, me standing at our close mouth, wishing them a gude morning, and blithe to see their backs. Indeed, a condemned thief with the rope about his neck, and the white cowl tied ower his een, to say naething of his hands yerked thegither behind his back, and on the nick of being thrown ower, couldna been mair thankfu’ for a reprieve than I was, at the same blessed moment. It was like Adam seeing the deil’s rear marching out o’ Paradise, if ane may be allowed to think sic a thing. The hale business — tag, rag, and bob- tail — soon, however, spunkit out, and was the town talk for mair than ae day. But ye’ll hear. At the first I pitied the puir lads, that I thocht had fled for ever and aye from their native country to Bengal, Seringapatam, Copenhagen, Botany Bay, or J amaica ; leaving behint them all their friends and auld Scotland, as they might never hear o’ the gudeness of Providence in their behalf. But — wait a wee. Wad ye believe it? As sure’s death, the hale was but a wicked trick played by that mischievous loon Blister and his cronies, upon ane that was a simple and saft-headed callant. Deil a haet was in the ae pistol but a pluff o’ pouther ; and, in the ither, a cartridge paper, fu’ o’ bull’s blood, was rammed down upon the charge, the which, bit- ing Magneezhy on the ee-bree, had caused a business that seemed to have put him out o’ life, and nearly put me (though ane of the volunteers) out of my seven senses . — Mansie Wauch, 344 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, THE VACANT CHAIR. By John Mackay Wilson. You have all heard of the Cheviot mountains. They are a rough, rugged, majestic chain of hills, which a poet might term the Roman wall of nature ; crowned with snow, belted with storms, surrounded by pastures and fruitful fields, and still dividing the northern portion of Great Britain from the southern. With their proud summits piercing the clouds, and their dark, rocky declivities frown- ing upon the glens below, thay appear symbolical of the wild and untamable spirits of the Borderers who once inha- bited their sides. We say, you have all heard of the Cheviots, and know them to be very high hills, like a huge clasp riveting England and Scotland together ; but we are not aware that you may have heard of Marchlaw, an old, gray-looking farm-house, substan- tial as a modern fortress, recently, and, for aught we know to the contrary, still inhabited by Peter Elliot, the proprietor of some five hundred surrounding acres. The boundaries of Peter’s farm, indeed, were defined neither by fields, hedges, nor stone walls. A wooden stake here, and a stone there, at considerable dis- tances from each other, were the general landmarks ; but neither Peter nor his neighbours considered a few acres worth quarrelling about ; and their sheep fre- quently visited each other’s pastures in a friendly way, harmoniously sharing a family dinner, in the same spirit as their masters made themselves free at each other’s tables. Peter was placed in very unpleasant circumstances, owing to the situation of Marchlaw House, which, unfortunately, was built immediately across the “ ideal line,” dividing the two kingdoms ; and his misfortune was, that, being born within it, he knew not whether he was an Englishman or a Scotchman. He could trace his ancestral line no farther back than his great-grandfather, who, it appeared from the family Bible, had, together with his grandfather and father, claimed Marchlaw as their birthplace. They, however, were not involved in the same perplexities as their descendant. The parlour was distinctly acknowledged to be in Scotland, and two-thirds of the kitchen were as certainly allowed to be in England ; — his three ancestors were born in the room over the parlour, and, therefore, were Scotchmen beyond ques- tion ; but Peter, unluckily, being brought into the world before the death of his grandfather, his parents occupied a room immediately over the debatable boun- dary line which crossed the kitchen. The room, though scarcely eight feet square, was evidently situated between the two countries ; but, no one being able to ascertain what portion belonged to each, Peter, after many arguments and altercations upon the subject, was driven to the disagreeable alternative of confessing he knew not what country- man he was. What rendered the con- fession the more painful was, that it was Peter’s highest ambition to be thought a Scotsman. All his arable land lay on the Scottish side ; his mother was collaterally related to the Stuarts ; and few families were more ancient or respectable than the Elliots. Peter’s speech, indeed, bewrayed him to be a walking partition between the two king- doms — a living representation of the Union; for in one word he pronounced the letter r with the broad, masculine sound of the North Briton, and in the next with the liquid burr of the Northum- brians. Peter, or, if you prefer it, Peter Elliot, Esquire of Marchlaw, in the counties of Northumberland and Roxburgh, was, THE VACANT CHAIR, 345 for many years, the best runner, leaper, and wrestler between Wooler and Jed- burgh. Whirled from his hand, the ponderous bullet whizzed through the air like a pigeon on the wing ; and the best “putter” on the Borders quailed from competition. As a feather in his grasp, he seized the unwieldy hammer, swept it round and round his head, ac- companying with agile limb its evol- utions, swiftly as swallows play around a circle, and hurled it from his hands like a shot from a rifle, till antagonists shrunk back, and the spectators burst into a shout. “Well done, squire ! the squire for ever ! ” once exclaimed a servile ob- server of titles. “ Squire ! wha are ye squiring at?” returned Peter. “Con- found ye ! where was ye when I was christened' squire? My name’s Peter Elliot — your man, or onybody’s man, at whatever they like !” Peter’s soul was free, bounding, and buoyant as the wind that carolled in a zephyr, or shouted in a hurricane, upon his native hills ; and his body was thir- teen stone of healthy substantial flesh, steeped in the spirits of life. He had been long married, but marriage had wrought no change upon him. They who suppose that wedlock transforms the lark into an owl, offer an insult to the lovely beings who, brightening our darkest hours with the smiles of affec- tion, teach us that that only is unbe- coming in the husband which is dis- graceful in the man. Nearly twenty years had passed over them ; but Janet was still as kind, and, in his eyes, as beautiful as when, bestowing on him her hand, she blushed her vows at the altar ; and he was still as happy, as generous, and as free. Nine fair chil- dren sat around their domestic hearth, and one, the youngling of the flock, smiled upon its mother’s knee. Peter had never known sorrow ; he was blest in his wife, in his children, in his flocks. He had become richer than his fathers. He was beloved by his neighbours, the tillers of his ground, and his herdsmen : yea, no man envied his prosperity. But a blight passed over the harvest of his joys, and gall was rained into the cup of his felicity. It was Christmas-day, and a more melancholy-looking sun never rose on the 25th of December. One vast, sable cloud, like a universal pall, over- spread the heavens. For weeks the ground had been covered with clear, dazzling snow ; and as throughout the day the rain continued its unwearied and monotonous drizzle, the earth as- sumed a character and appearance melancholy and troubled as the heavens. Like a mastiff that has lost its owner, the wind howled dolefully down the glens, and was re-echoed from the caves of the mountains, as the lamentations of a legion of invisible spirits. The frowning, snow-clad precipices were instinct with motion, as avalanche upon avalanche, the larger burying the less, crowded downward in their tremendous journey to the plain. The simple mountain rills had assumed the majesty of rivers ; the broader streams were swollen into the wild torrent, and, gush- ing forth as cataracts, in fury and in foam, enveloped the valleys in an angry flood. But at Marchlaw the fire blazed blithe- ly ; the kitchen groaned beneath the load of preparations for a joyful feast ; and glad faces glided from room to room. Peter Elliot kept Christmas, not so much because it was Christmas, as in honour of its being the birthday of Thomas, his first-born, who that day entered his nineteenth year. With a father’s love, his heart yearned for all his children ; but Thomas was the pride of his eyes. Cards of apology had not then found their way among our Border hills ; and as all knew that, although Peter admitted no spirits within his threshold, nor a drunkard at his table, he was, nevertheless, no niggard in his hospitality, his invitations were accepted 346 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. without ceremony. The guests were assembled ; and the kitchen being the only apartment in the building large enough to contain them, the cloth was spread upon a long, clean, oaken table, stretching from England into Scotland. On the English end of the board were placed a ponderous plum-pudding, stud- ded with temptation, and a smoking sirloin ; on Scotland, a savoury and well-seasoned haggis, with a sheep’s- head and trotters ; while the intermedi- ate space was filled with the good things of this life, common to both kingdoms and to the season. The guests from the north and from the south were arranged promiscuously. Every seat was filled — save one. The chair by Peter’s right hand remained unoccupied. He had raised his hands before his eyes, and besought a blessing on what was placed before them, and was preparing to carve for his visitors, when his eyes fell upon the vacant chair. The knife dropped upon the table. Anxiety flashed across his countenance, like an arrow from an unseen hand. “Janet, where is Thomas?” he in- quired ; “ hae nane o’ ye seen him?” and, without waiting an answer, he con- tinued — “ How is it possible he can be absent at a time like this? And on such a day, too ? Excuse me a minute, friends, till I just step out and see if I can find him. Since ever I kept this day, as mony o’ ye ken, he has always been at my right hand, in that very chair ; I canna think o’ beginning our dinner while I see it empty. ” “If the filling of the chair be all,” said a pert young sheep-farmer, named Johnson, “ I will step into it till Master Thomas arrive.” “Ye’re not a father, young man,” said Peter, and walked out of the room. Minute succeeded minute, but Peter returned not. The guests became hungry, peevish, and gloomy, while an excellent dinner continued spoiling be- fore them. Mrs Elliot, whose good- nature was the most prominent feature in her character, strove, by every pos- sible effort, to beguile the unpleasant impressions she perceived gathering upon their countenances. “ Peter is just as bad as him,” she remarked, “to hae gane to seek him when he kenned the dinner wouldna keep. And I’m sure Thomas kenned it would be ready at one o’clock to a minute. It’s sae unthinking and un- friendly like to keep folk waiting.” And, endeavouring to smile upon a beautiful black-haired girl of seventeen, who sat by her elbow, she continued in an anxious whisper — “ Did ye see nae- thing o’ him, Elizabeth, hinny ?” The maiden blushed deeply ; the question evidently gave freedom to a tear, which had, for some time, been an unwilling prisoner in the brightest eyes in the room ; aud the monosyllable, “No,” that trembled from her lips, was audible only to the ear of the inquirer. In vain Mrs Elliot despatched one of her children after another, in quest of their father and brother ; they came and went, but brought no tidings more cheering than the moaning of the hollow wind. Minutes rolled into hours, yet neither came. She perceived the prouder of her guests preparing to withd-raw, and, observing that “ Thomas’s absence was so singular and unaccountable, and so unlike either him or his father, she did- na ken what apology to m.ake to her friends for such treatment ; but it was needless waiting, and begged they would use no ceremony, but just begin.” No second invitation was necessary. Good humour appeared to be restored, and sirloins, pies, pasties, and moorfowl began to disappear like the lost son. For a moment, Mrs Elliot apparently partook in the restoration of cheerful- ness ; but a low sigh at her elbow again drove the colour from her rosy cheeks. Her eye wandered to the farther end of the table, and rested on the unoccupied seat of her husband, and the vacant THE VACANT CHAIR, 1>M chair of her first-born. Her heart fell heavily within her ; all the mother gushed into her bosom ; and, rising from the table, “What in the world can be the meaning o’ this ?” said she, as she hurried, with a troubled counten- ance, towards the door. Her husband met her on the threshold. “ Where hae ye been, Peter ? ” said she, eagerly. “ Hae ye seen nae thing o’ him ?’ “Naething, naething,” replied he; “ is he no cast up yet ? ” And, with a melancholy glance, his eyes sought an answer in the deserted chair. His lips quivered, his tongue faltered. “ Gude forgie me,” said he, “ and such a day for even an enemy to be out in ! I’ve been up and doun every way that I can think on, but not a living creature has seen or heard tell o’ him. Ye’ll excuse me, neebors,” he added, leaving the house ; “I must awa again, for I canria rest.” “ I ken by mysel, friends,” said Adam Bell, a decent-looking Northum- brian, “ that a faither’s heart is as sensitive as the apple o’ his e’e ; and I think we would show a want o’ natural sympathy and respect for our worthy neighbour, if we didna every one get his foot into the stirrup without loss o’ time, and assist him in his search. For, in my rough, country way o’ thinking, it must be something particularly out o’ the common that would tempt Thomas to be amissing. Indeed, I needna say tempt, for there could be no inclination in the way. And our hills,” he con- cluded, in a lower tone, “ are not ower chancy in other respects, besides the breaking up o’ the storm. ” “Oh!” said Mrs Elliot, wringing her hands, “ I have had the coming o’ this about me for days and days. My head was growing dizzy with happiness, but thoughts came stealing upon me like ghosts, and I felt a lonely soughing about my heart, without being able to tell the cause ; but the cause is come at last ! And my dear Thomas — the very pride and staff o’ my life — is lost — lost to me for ever 1” “I ken, Mrs Elliot,” replied the Northumbrian, “it is an easy matter to say compose yourself, for them that dinna ken what it is to feel. But, at the same time, in our plain, country way o’ thinking, we are always ready t» believe the worst. I’ve often heard my father say, and I’ve as often remarked it myself, that, before anything happens to a body, there is a something comes ower them, like a cloud before the face o’ the sun ; a sort o’ dumb whispering about the breast from the other world. And though I trust there is naething o’ the kind in your case, yet as you observe, when I find myself growing dizzy, as it were, with happiness, it makes good a saying o’ my mother’s, poor body. ‘ Bairns, bairns,’ she used to say, ‘ there is ower muckle singing in your heads to- night ; we will have a shower before bed- time. ’ And I never, in my born days, saw it fail.” At any other period, Mr BeU’s disserta- tion on presentiments would have been found a fitting text on which to hang all the dreams, wraiths, warnings, and mar- vellous circumstances, that had been handed down to the company from the days of their grandfathers ; but, in the present instance, they were too much occupied in consultation regarding the different routes to be taken in their search. Twelve horsemen, and some half- dozen pedestrians, were seen hurrying in divers directions from Marchlaw, as the last faint lights of a melancholy day were yielding to the heavy darkness which appeared pressing in solid masses down the sides of the mountains. The wives and daughters of the party were alone left with the disconsolate mother, who alternately pressed her weeping children to her heart, and told them to weep not, for their brother would soon return ; while the tears stole down her 348 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. own cheeks, and the infant in her arms wept because its mother wept. Her friends strove with each other to inspire hope, and poured upon her ear their mingled and loquacious consolation. But one remained silent. The daughter of Adam Bell, who sat by Mrs Elliot’s elbow at table, had shrunk into an obscure corner of the room. Before her face she held a handkerchief wet with tears. Her bosom throbbed convul- sively ; and, as occasionally her broken sighs burst from their prison house, a significant whisper passed among the younger part of the company. Mrs Elliot approached her, and taking her hand tenderly within both of hers — “ Oh, hinny ! hinny ! ” said she, “ yer sighs gae through my heart like a knife ! An’ what can I do to comfort ye ? Come, Elizabeth, my bonny love, let us hope for the best. Ye see before ye a sorrowin’ mother — a mother that fondly hoped to see you an’ — I canna say it — an’ I am ill qualified to gie comfort, when my own heart is like a furnace ! But, oh ! let us try and remember the blessed portion, ‘ Whom the Lord loveth He chasteneth,’ an’ inwardly pray for strength to say ‘ His will be done!”’ Time stole on towards midnight, and one by one the unsuccessful party returned. As foot after foot approach- ed, every breath was held to listen. . “No, no, no,” cried the mother, again and again, with increasing anguish, “it’s no the foot o’ my ain bairn while her keen gaze still remained riveted upon the door, and was not withdrawn, nor the hope of despair relinquished, till the individual entered, and with a silent and ominous shake of his head, betokened his fruitless efforts. The clock had struck twelve ; all were returned, save the father. The wind howled more wildly ; the rain poured upon the windows in ceaseless torrents ; and theroaring of the mountain rivers gave a character of deeper ghostliness to their sepulchral silence ; for they sat, each wrapt in forebodings, listening to the storm ; and no sounds were heard, save the groans of the mother, the weeping of her children, and the bitter and broken sobs of the bereaved maiden, who leaned her head upori her father’s bosom, refusing to be comforted. At length the barking of the farm dog announced footsteps at a distance Every ear was raised to listen, every eye turned to the door ; but, before the tread was yet audible to the listeners — “ Oh ! it is only Peter’s foot ! ” said the miserable mother, and, weeping, rose to meet him. “Janet, Janet ! ” he exclaimed, as he entered, and threw his arms around her neck, “what’s this come upon us at last?” He cast an inquisitive glance around his dwelling, and a convulsive shiver passed over his manly frame, as his eye again fell on the vacant chair, which no one had ventured to occupy. Hour succeeded hour, but the company separated not ; and low, sorrowful whispers mingled with the lamentations of the parents. “Neighbours,” said Adam Bell, “the morn is a new day, and we will wait to see what it may bring forth ; but, in the meantime, let us read a portion o’ the Divine Word, an’ kneel together in prayer, that, whether or not the day- dawn cause light to shine upon this singular bereavement, the Sun o’ Righteousness may arise wi’ healing on His wings, upon the hearts o’ this afflict- ed family, an’ upon the hearts o’ all present. ” “ Amen ! ” responded Peter, wringing his hands ; and his friend, taking down the “Ha’ Bible,” read the chapter where- in it is written — “ It is better to be in' the house of mourning than in the house of feasting ; ” and again the portion which saith — “ It is well for me that I have been afflicted, for before I was afflicted I went astray.” THE VACANT CHAIR. 349 The morning came, but brought no tidings of the lost son. After a solemn farewell, all the visitants, save Adam Bell and his daughter, returned every one to their own house ; and the dis- consolate father, with his servants, again renewed the search among the hills and surrounding villages. Days, weeks, months, and years rolled on. Time had subdued the anguish of the parents into a holy calm ; but their lost first-born was not forgotten, although no trace of his fate had been discovered. The general belief was, that he had perished on the breaking up of the snow ; and the few in whose remem- brance he still lived, merely spoke of his death as a “ very extraordinary cir- cumstance, ” remarking that ‘ ‘ he was a wild, venturesome sort o’ lad.” Christmas had succeeded Christmas, and Peter Elliot still kept it in com- memoration of the birthday of him who was not. For the first few years after the loss of their son, sadness and silence characterized the party who sat down to dinner at Marchlaw, and still at Peter’s right hand was placed the vacant chair. But, as the younger branches of the family advanced in years, the re- membrance ot their brother became less poignant. Christmas was, with all around them, a day of rejoicing, and they began to make merry with their friends ; while their parents partook in their enjoyment, with a smile, half of approval and half of sorrow. Twelve years had passed away ; Christmas had again come. It was the counterpart of its fatal predecessor. The hills had not yet cast off their summer verdure ; the sun, although shorn of its heat, had lost none of its brightness or glory, and looked down upon the earth as though participating in its gladness ; and the clear blue sky was tranquil as the sea sleeping beneath the moon. Many visitors had again assembled at Marchlaw. The sons of Mr Elliot, and the young men of the party, were assembled upon a level green near the house, amusing themselves with throw- ing the hammer, and other Border games, while himself and the elder guests stood by as spectators, recounting the deeds of their youth. Johnson, the sheep-farmer, whom we have already mentioned, now a brawny and gigantic fellow of two-and-thirty, bore away in every game the palm from all competi- tors. More than once, as Peter beheld his sons defeated, he felt the spirit of youth glowing in his veins, and, “ Oh !” muttered he, in bitterness, “had my Thomas been spared to me, he would hae thrown his heart’s blude after the hammer, before he would hae been beat by e’er a Johnson in the country !” While he thus soliloquized, and with difficulty restrained an impulse to com- pete with the victor himself, a dark, foreign-looking, strong -built seaman, unceremoniously approached, and, with his arms folded, cast a look of contempt upon the boasting conqueror. Every eye was turned with a scrutinizing glance upon the stranger. In height he could not exceed five feet nine, but his whole frame was the model of muscular strength ; his features open and manly, but deeply sunburnt and weather-beaten ; his long, glossy, black hair, curled into ringlets by the breeze and the billow, fell thickly over his temples and fore- head ; and whiskers of a similar hue, more conspicuous for size than elegance, gave a character of fierceness to a coun- tenance otherwise possessing a striking impress of manly beauty. Without asking permission, he .stepped forward, lifted the hammer, and, swinging it around his head, hurled it upwards of five yards beyond Johnson’s most suc- cessful throw. “ Well done !” shouted the astonished spectators. The heart of Peter Elliott warmed within him, and he was hurrying forw^ard to grasp the stranger by the hand, when the words groaned in his throat, “ It was just such a throw as my Thomas would I 550 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, have made ! — my own lost Thomas !” The tears burst into his eyes, and, with- out speaking, he turned back, and hur- ried towards the house to conceal his emotion. Successively, at every game, the stranger had defeated all who ventured to oppose him, when a messenger an- nounced that dinner waited their arrival. Some of the guests w^ere already seated, others entering ; and, as heretofore, placed beside Mrs Elliot was Elizabeth Bell, still in the noontide of her beauty ; but sorrow had passed over her features, like a veil before the countenance of an angel. Johnson, crest-fallen and out of humour at his defeat, seated himself by her side. In early life he had regarded Thomas Elliot as a rival for her affec- tions ; and, stimulated by the know- ledge that Adam Bell would be able to bestow several thousands upon his daughter for a dowry, he yet prosecuted his attentions with unabated assiduity, in despite of the daughter’s aversion and the coldness of her father. Peter had taken his place at the table ; and still by his side, unoccupied and sacred, ap- peared the vacant chair, the chair of his lirst-born, whereon none had sat since his mysterious death or disappearance. “Bairns,” said he, “did nane o’ ye ask the sailor to come up and tak a bit o’ dinner wi’ us?” “We were afraid it might lead to a quarrel with Mr Johnson,” whispered one of the sons. “He is come without asking,” replied the stranger, entering; “and the wind shall blow from a new point if I destroy the mirth or happiness of the company. ” “ Ye’re a stranger, young man,” said Peter, “or ye would ken this is no a meeting o’ mirth-makers. But, I assure ye, ye are welcome, heartily welcome. Plaste ye, lasses,” he added to the ser- vants ; ‘ ‘ some o’ ye get a chair for the gentleman. ” “Gentleman, indeed!” muttered Johnson between his teeth. “Never mind about a chair, my hearties,” said the seaman; “this will do ! ” And, before Peter could speak to withhold him, he had thrown himself carelessly into the hallowed, the vener- ated, the twelve years unoccupied chair ! The spirit of sacrilege uttering blas- phemies from a pulpit could not have smitten a congregation of pious wor- shippers with deeper horror and con- sternation, than did this filling of the vacant chair the inhabitants of March- law. ‘ ‘ Excuse me, sir ! excuse me, sir ! ” said Peter, the words trembling upon his tongue ; ‘ ‘ but ye cannot — ye can- not sit there 1 ” “ O man ! man ! ” cried Mrs Elliot, “get out o’ that ! get out o’ that ! — take my chair ! — take ony chair i’ the house ! — but dinna, dinna sit there ! It has never been sat in by mortal being since the death o’ my dear bairn ! — and to see it filled by another is a thing I canna endure ! ” “Sir! sir!” continued the father, “ye have done it through ignorance, and we excuse ye. But that was my Thomas’s seat ! Twelve years this very day — his birthday — he perished, Heaven kens how ! He went out from our sight, like the cloud that passes over the hills — never, never to return. And, O sir, spare a father’s feelings ! for to see it filled wrings the blood from my heart ! ” ‘ ‘ Give me your hand, my worthy soul ! ” exclaimed the seaman ; “I re- vere — nay, hang it ! I would die for your feelings ! But Tom Elliot was my friend, and I cast anchor in this chair by special commission. I know that a sudden broadside of joy is a bad thing ; but as I don’t know how to preach a sermon before telling you, all I have to say is — that Tom aint dead.” “Not dead!” said Peter, grasping the hand of the stranger, and speaking with an eagerness that almost choked his utterance. “ O sir ! sir ! tell me THE VACANT CHAIR, 351 how! — how ! — Did ye say living? — Is my ain Thomas living ? ” “ Not dead, do ye say?” cried Mrs Elliot, hurrying towards him and grasping his other hand — “not dead ! And shall I see my bairn again? Oh ! may the blessing o’ Heaven, and the blessing o’ a broken-hearted mother be upon the bearer o’ the gracious tidings ! But tell me — tell me, how is it possible? As ye would expect happiness here or hereafter, dinna, dinna deceive me ! ” “Deceive you !” returned the stranger, grasping, with impassioned earnestness, their hands in his — “ Never ! — never ! and all I can say is — Tom Elliot is alive and hearty.” “No, no!” said Elizabeth, rising from her seat, “he does not deceive us ; there is that in his countenance which bespeaks a falsehood impossible.” And she also endeavoured to move to- wards him, when Johnson threw his arm around her to withhold her. “ Hands off, you land-lubber ! ” ex- claimed the seaman, springing towards them, “or, shiver me ! I’ll show day- light through your timbers in the turning of a handspike.” Arid, clasping the lovely girl in his arms, “ Betty ! Betty, my love ! ” he cried, “ don’t you know your own Tom ? Father, mother, don’t you know me ? Have you really forgot your own son? If twelve years have made some change on his face, his heart is as sound as ever.” His father, his mother, and his brothers clung around him, weeping, smiling, and mingling a hundred ques- tions together. He threw his arms around the neck of each, and in answer to their enquiries, replied — “Well! well ! there is time enough to answer questions, but not to-day — not to-day !” “No, my bairn,” said his mother, “we’ll ask you no questions — nobody shall ask you any ! But how — how were you torn away from us, my love ? And, O hinny ! where — where hae you been?” “ It’s a long story, mother,” said he, “and would take a week to tell it. But, howsoever, to make a long story short, you remember when the smugglers were pursued, and w'ished to conceal their brandy in our house, my father prevented them ; they left muttering revenge — and they have been revenged. This day twelve years, I went out with the intention of meeting Elizabeth and her father, when I came upon a party of the gang concealed in Hell’s Hole. In a moment half-a-dozen pistols were held to my breast, and, tying my hands to my sides, they dragged me into the cavern. Here I had not been long their prisoner, when the snow, rolling down the mountains, almost totally blocked up its mouth. On the second night they cut through the snow, and, hurrying me along with them, I was bound to a horse between two, and, before daylight, found myself stowed, like a piece of old junk, in the hold of a smuggling lugger. Within a week I was shipped on board a Dutch man-of-war, and for six years was kept dodging about on different stations, till our old yawning hulk received orders to join the fleet, which was to fight against the gallant Duncan at Camperdown. To think of fighting against my own countrymen — my own flesh and blood — was worse than to be cut to pieces by a cat-o’-nine tails ; and, under cover of the smoke of the first broadside, I sprang upon the gunwale, plunged into the sea, and swam for the English fleet. Never, never shall I forget the moment that my feet first trod upon the deck of a British frigate ! My nerves felt as firm as her oak, and my heart free as the pennant that waved defiance from her masthead ! I was as active as any one during the battle ; and when it was over, and I found myself again among my own countrymen, and all speaking my own language, I fancied — nay, hang it ! I almost believed — I should meet my father, my mother, or my dear Bess, 352 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. on board of the British frigate. I expected to see you all again in a few weeks at farthest ; but, instead of returning to old England, before I was aware, I found it was helm about with us. As to writing, I never had an opportunity but once. We were anchored before a French fort ; a packet was lying along- side ready to sail ; I had half a side written, and was scratching my head to think how I should come over writing about you, Bess, my love, when, as bad luck would have it, our lieutenant comes to me, and says he, ‘Elliot,^ says he, ‘ I know you like a little smart service ; come, my lad, take the head oar, while we board some of those French bum-boats under the batteries.’ I couldn’t say no. We pulled ashore. made a bonfire of one of their craft, and were setting fire to a second, when a deadly shower of small shot from the garrison scuttled our boat, killed our commanding officer with half of the crew, and the few who were left of us were made prisoners. It is of no use bothering you by telling how we escaped from a French prison. We did escape, and T om once more fills his vacant chair.” Should any of our readers wish farther auquaintance with our friends, all we can say is, the new year was still young when Adam Bell bestowed his daughter’s hand upon the heir of March- law, and Peter beheld the once vacant chair again occupied, and a namesake of the third generation prattling on his knee. COLKITTOCH. The name of Colkittoch often occurs in the history of the great rebellion in the reign of Charles I. By some he is denominated Macdonald of Colkittoch, by others Colkittoch, and by many he is confounded with his son. His name was Coll, or Colle, Macdonald : he was a native of Ireland. His father was Archibald Macdonell, who was an illegitimate son of the Earl of Antrim. With the aid of his partisans, Coll took violent possession of the island of Colon- say, one of the Hebrides, having driven away the Macfees, who had held it for many centuries. Coll was denominated Kittoch, or, more correctly, Ciotach, from his being left-handed. Coll had distinguished himself in the unhappy disturbances in Ireland, and when Lord Antrim sent troops to Scotland as auxiliaries in the royal cause, he served as an officer under his own son, Allister, or Alexander, who had the chief coin- mand of the corps. The father and son were well qualified for this service, both of them being well known in the Highlands, and connected by blood or marriage with some of the best families in that country. Coll was noted for his strength and prowess, though tainted with the cruelty too familiar to his countrymen at that time. He fought in all the battles in which the Irish auxiliaries were en- gaged under Montrose ; he was also concerned in their plundering expeditions in Argyleshire, where private revenge was unfortunately added to the horrors of war. Many of the lyric compositions of those days extol his bravery and his bloody vengeance on his antagonists, the Campbells, though it seems he was on very friendly terms with some of that name. Coll had possession of the Castle of Duntroon, and having placed a gar- rison in it, he went to another quarter ; but in his absence it was taken by strata- COLKITTOCH. "em. He was ignorant of this misfor- tune, and on his return he steered his boat direct for the castle. His own piper was then a prisoner there ; and knowing his master’s boat, to warn him of his danger, he played a tune which he composed for the purpose ; and so accurately did the sound corres- pond with the meaning, that Coll un- derstood the intention, and avoided the castle. After the defeat of Montrose at Philiphaugh, and the retreat of his son Alexander to Ireland, Coll was left in command of the castle of Dunaovaig, the ancient seat of the Macdonalds of Islay. The garrison consisted of 150 men ; but the pipes which conveyed the water being cut by the enemy, on the assurance of Sir David Leslie, who commanded the parliamentary forces, Coll was induced to go out of the castle to hold parley with his old friend Camp- bell of Dunstaffnage. Leslie basely broke his word, and made Coll prisoner. The Marquis of Argyle was present on the occasion, and was blamed for this. After the Restoration, when Argyle was brought to trial, he was' accused of the heinous crime of having ordered this garrison to be put on a rock, sur- rounded by the sea, to perish without food or water. He denied all know- ledge of any such thing ; and the proof on this point does not appear satisfac- tory,. nor could we find any tradition in that country of such an atrocious action. Coll was committed to the custody of the captain of Dunstaffnage, in whose castle he was confined, and the tower where he lay is still named after him. That gentleman being no doubt sensible of the dishonourable treatment his prisoner had received, gave him every possible indulgence. He permitted Coll to walk about the place, but he had cause to repent his lenity. The 353 Marquis of Argyle charged him with misconduct ; and dreading the well- known severity of his chief, Dunstaff- nage denied it. Argyle swore that it Coll should be found at large, the cap- tain would be severely punished, and a messenger was despatched to ascertain the fact. Dunstaffnage being at In- veraray at the time, ordered his foster- brother to set off with all speed, and outrun the other, which he did ; and on coming in sight of the castle, he cried out, “ Coll in irons ! Coll in irons !” Coll was occupied in superintending the shearing of corn at the time, and was the first who heard the cries. Con- jecturing what the cause might be, he instantly retired to his dungeon, ’ and with his own hands put on the irons. He was soon after this brought to triM before the sheriff of Argyle,^ in the castle where he was confined. Maclean of Ardgour, who originally had been on the royal side, was one of the jury ; and wishing to display his zeal for the re- publican cause, which, with many others, he then espoused, asked Coll if he had been present at the battle of Inverlochy ; the prisoner boldy replied, “By my baptism ! I was so, carle, and did more service there than thyself.” He was condemned to die, and was executed, by hanging from the mast of his own boat, laid across the cleft of a rock."^ He suffered death without dismay, requesting that his body might be laid so near that of his friend, the captain of Dunstaffnage, that they might exchange snuff-boxes in their graves ; and this re- quest was complied with. The fate of Collkittoch was amply avenged : at the Restoration, his death and sufferings formed some of the most serious and fatal charges against the Marquis of Argyle. — “ Traditions of the Western Highlands f in the London Literary Gazette, * Coil’s execution took place in 1647. ( 6 ) z 354 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. THE COVENANTERS: A TRADITIONARY TALE OF LANARKSHIRE. By Robert Macnish, LL.D. Chapter I. During the persecutions in Scot- land, consequent upon the fruitless attempt to root out Presbyterianism and establish Episcopacy by force, there lived one Allan Hamilton, a farmer, at the foot of the Lowther mountains in Lanarkshire. His house •was situated in a remote valley, which, though of small extent, was beautiful and romantic, being embosomed on all sides by hills covered to their summits with rich verdure. Around the house was a considerable piece of arable ground, and behind it a well-stocked orchard and garden. A few tall trees grew in front, waving their ample foli- age over the roof, while at each side of the door was a little plot planted "vvith honeysuckle, wallflower, and various odoriferous shrubs. The owner of this neat mansion was a fortunate man ; for the world had hitherto gone well with him, and if he had lost his wife — an affliction which sixteen years had mel- lowed over — he was blessed with an affectionate and virtuous daughter. He had two male and as many female servants to assist him in his farming operations ; and so well had his industry been rewarded, that he might be con- sidered as one of the most prosper- ous husbandmen in that part of the country. Mary Hamilton, his only child, was, at the time we speak of, nineteen years of age. She was an extremely handsome girl, and, though living in so remote a quarter, the whole district of the Lowthers rung with the fame of her beauty. But this was the least of her qualifications, for her mind was even fairer than her person ; and on her pure spirit the impress of virtue and affection was stamped in legible characters. Allan, though a religious man, was not an enthusiast ; and, from certain prudent considerations, had forborne to show any of that ardent zeal for the faith which distinguished many of his countrymen. He approved secretly in his heart of the measures adopted by the Covenanters, and inwardly prayed for their success ; but these matters he kept to his own mind, reading his Bible with his daughter at home, and not exposing himself or her to the machina- tions of the persecuting party. It was on an August evening that he and his daughter were seated together in their little parlour. He had performed all his daily labours, and had permitted his servants to go to some rural meeting several miles off. Being thus left undis- turbed, he enjoyed with her that quiet rest so grateful after a day spent in toil. The day had been remarkably beautiful ; but towards nightfall, the heavens were overcast with dark clouds, and the sun had that sultry glare which is so often the forerunner of a tempest. When this luminary dis- appeared beneath the mountains, he left a red and glowing twilight behind him ; and over the firmament a tissue of crimson clouds was extended, mingled here and there with black vapours. The atmosphere was hot, sickening, and oppressive, and seemed to teem with some approaching convulsion. “We shall have a storm to-night,” Allan remarked to his daughter. “ I wish that I had not let the servants out ; they will be overtaken in it to a certainty as they cross the moors.” THE COVENANTERS, 355 ‘‘There is no fear of them, father,” replied Mary ; “ they know the road well ; at any rate, the tempest will be over before they think of stirring from where they are.” Allan did not make any answer, but continued looking through the window opposite to which he was placed. He could see from it the mountain of Low- ther, the highest in Lanarkshire ; its huge shoulders and top were distinctly visible, standing forth in grand relief from the red clouds above and behind it. The last rays of the sun, bursting from the rim of the horizon, still lingered upon the hill, and, casting over its west- ern side a broad and luminous glare, gave to it the appearance of a burnished pyramid towering from the earth. This gorgeous vision, however, did not con- tinue long. In a few minutes the moun- tain lost its ruddy tint, and the sky around it became obscurer. Shortly afterwards a huge sable cloud was observed hovering over its summit. “Look, Mary,” cried Allan to his daughter, “did you ever see anything grander than this ? Look at yon black cloud that hangs over Lowther. ” Mary did so, and saw the same thing as was remarked by her father. The cloud came down slowly and majestically, enveloped the summit of the mountain, and descended for some way upon its sides. At last, when it had fairly settled, confirming, as it were, its dis- mal empire, a flash of fire was seen sud- denly to issue from the midst of it. It revealed, for an instant, the summit of Lowther ; then vanishing with meteor- like rapidity, left everything in the former state of gloom. Mary clung with alarm to her father. “ Hush, my dear,” said Allan, pressing her closely to him, ‘ ‘ and you will hear the thunder.” He had scarcely pronounced the word when a clap was heard, so loud that the summit of the mountain appeared to be rent in twain. The terrific sound con- tinued some time, for the neighbouring hills caught it up and re-echoed it to each other, till it died away in the dis- tance. A succession of flashes and peals from different quarters succeeded, and, in a short time, a deluge of rain poured down with the utmost violence. The two inmates did not hear this noise without alarm. The rain beat loudly upon the windows, while, every now and then, fearful peals of thunder burst overhead. Without, no object was visible : darkness alone prevailed, varied at intervals with fierce glares of lightning. Thereafter gusts of wind began to sweep with tumult through the glen ; and the stream which flowed past the house was evidently swollen, from the increased noise of its current rushing impetuously on. The tempest continued to rage with unabated violence, when a knock was heard at the door. Allan opened it, expecting to find his domestics ; but to his astonishment and dismay he beheld the Rev. Thomas Hervey, one of the most famous preachers of the Covenant. He was a venerable old man, and seemed overcome with fatigue and want, for he was pale and drooping, while his thin garments were drenched with rain. Now, though Allan Hamil- ton would yield to no man in benevo- lence, he never, on any occasion, felt so disposed, as at present, to outrage his own feelings, and cast aside the godlike virtue of charity. Mr Hervey, like many other good men, was proscribed by the ruling powers ; and persecution then ran so high, that to grant him a night’s lodging amounted to a capital crime. Many persons had already been shot for affording this slight charity to the outlawed Covenanters : Allan him- self had been an unwilling witness ot this dreadful fact. It was not, there- fore, with his usual alacrity that he welcomed in the way-worn stranger. On the contrary, he held the door half- shut, and in a tone of embarrassment asked him what he wanted. 356 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. “I see, Mr Ifamilton,” said the minister, calmly, that you do not wish I should cross your threshold. You ask me what I want. Is that Christian? What can any one want in a night like this, but lodgment and protection? If you grant it to me, I shall pray for you and yours ; if you refuse it, I can only shake the dust off my feet and depart, albeit it be to death.’’ “ Mr Hervey,” said Allan, you know your situation, and you know mine. I would be loth to treat the meanest thing that breathes as I have now treated you ; but you are an outlawed man, and a lodging for one night under my roof is as much as my life is worth. Was it not last month I saw one of my nearest neighbours cruelly slain for do- ing a less thing, — even for giving a morsel of bread to one of your brethren ? Mr Hervey, I repeat it, and with sorrow, that you know my situation, and that for the sake of my poor daughter and myself I have no alternative.” “Yes, I know your situation,” answered the preacher, drawing himself up indignantly. “You are one of those faint-hearted believers who, for the sake of ease and temporal gain, have deserted that glorious cause for which your fathers have struggled. You are one of those who can stand by coolly and see others fight the good fight ; and when they have overcome, you will doubtless enjoy the blessed fruits of their combating. You held back in the time of need : you have abetted prelacy and persecution, in so far as you have not set your shoulder to the wheel of the Covenant. Now, when a humble for- warder of that holy cause craves from you an hour of shelter, you stand with your door well-nigh closed, and refuse him admittance. I leave God to judge of your iniquity, and I quit your inhospitable and unchristian man- sion. ” He was moving off when Mary Ham- ilton, who had listened with a beating heart to this colloquy, rushed forward and caught him by the arm. Her beautiful eyes were wet with tears, and she looked at her parent with an expression in which entreaty and upbraiding were mingled together. “You will not turn out this poor old man, father ? Indeed you will not. You were only jesting. Come in, Mr Hervey ; my father did did not mean what he said ; ” — and she led him in by the hand, pushing gently back Allan, who still stood by the door. “Now, Mr Hervey, sit down there and dry yourself ; and, father, shut the door.” ‘ * Thank you, my fair maiden,” said the minister. “The Lord, for this good deed, will aid you in your distresses. You have shown that the old may be taught by the young ; and I pray that this lesson of charity, which you have given to your father, may not turn out to your scaith or his. ” Allan said nothing ; he felt that the part he had acted was hardly a generous one, although perhaps justified by the stern necessity of the times. His heart was naturally benevolent, and in the consciousness of self-reproach every dread of danger was obliterated. The first attention of him and Mary was directed to their guest. His gar- ments having been thoroughly dried, food was placed before him, of which he partook, after returning thanks to God in a lengthened grace, for so dis- posing towards him the hearts of His creatures. When he had finished the repast, he raised his face slightly to- wards heaven, closed his eyes, and clasping his hands together, fervently implored the blessings of Providence on the father of that mansion and his child. When he had done this, he took a small Bible from his pocket, and read some of the most affecting passages of the Old Testament, descanting upon them as he went along : how God fed Elijah in the wilderness ; how he con- ducted the Israelites through their forty THE COVENANTERS, 3S7 years of sojourn ; how Daniel, by faith, remained unhurt in the lion’s den ; and how Shadrach, Meshach,and Abednego, walked through the fiery furnace, and not even their garments were touched by the flames. Allan and Mary listened with the most intense interest to the old man, whose voice became stronger, whose form seemed to dilate, and whose eyes were lit up with a sort of prophetic rapture, as he threw his spirit into those mysteries of Holy Writ. After having concluded this part of his devotions, and before retiring to rest, he proposed that evening prayer should be offered up. Each accordingly knelt down, and he commenced in a strain of ardent and impassioned lan- guage. He deplored the afflicted state of God’s kirk ; prayed that the hearts of those who still clung to it might be confirmed and made steadfast ; that confidence might be given to the waver- ing ; that those who from fear or worldly considerations had held off from the good cause, might be taught to see the error of their ways ; and that all back- sliders might be reclaimed, and become goodly members of the broken and dis- tressed Covenant. “O Lord!” con- tinued he, “ Thou who hast watched over us in all time — who from Thy throne in the highest heaven hast vouchsafed to hearken to the prayer of Thy servants, ^Thou will not now abandon us in our need. We have worshipped Thee from the depths of the valley, and the rocks and hills of the desert have heard our voices calling upon Thy name. ‘ Where is your temple, ye outcast remnant ? ’ cry the scorners. We answer, O Lord, that we have no temple, but such as Thou hast created ; and yet from that tabernacle of the wilderness hast thou heard us, though storms walked around. We have trod the valley of the shadow of death, and yet Thou hast been a light in our path ; we have been chased like wild beasts through the land, yet Thy spirit hath not deserted us ; armed men have encompassed us on all sides, threatening to destroy, yet our hearts have not failed ; neither has the prison nor the torture had power to make us abjure Thy most holy laws.” % During the whole of his supplication, which he had poured forth with singular enthusiasm, the storm continued without, and distant peals of thunder were oc- casionally heard. This convulsion of the elements did not, however, distract his thoughts ; on the contrary, it ren- dered them more ardent ; and in apos- trophising the tempest he frequently rose to a pitch of wild sublimity. Mary listened with deep awe. Her feelings, constitutionally warm and re- ligious, were aroused, and she sobbed with emotion. Allan Hamilton, though not by nature a man of imagination, was also strongly affected ; he breathed hard, and occasionally a half-suppressed groan came from his breast. He could not help feeling deep remorse for the lukewarmness he had shown to the great cause then at stake. The night, though fearfully tem- pestuous, did not prevent slumber from falling on the eyes of all. Each slept soundly, and the old minister, perhaps, more so than any. Many months had elapsed since he had stretched himself on such a couch as that which Mary Hamilton had prepared for him ; for he was a dweller in the desert, and had often lain upon the heath, with no other shelter than his plaid afforded. His slumbers, therefore, were delicious ; but they were not long, for no sooner had the morning light begun to peep through the window of his chamber than he was up and at his devotions. Allan, though an early riser, was still in bed, and not a little astonished when he heard his door open, and saw the old man walk softly up to his side. “Hush! Allan Hamilton, do not awaken the dear maiden, your daughter, in the next room. I have come to thank you and to bid you farewell. The 358 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. morning sun is up, and I may not tarry longer here, consistent with my own safety or yours. There are spies through all the country ; but peradven- ture I have escaped their observation, i I am going a few miles off near the Clyde, to meet sundry of my flock who are to assemble there. May God bless you, and send better times to this afflicted land !” Chapter II. When Allan and his daughter sat down to their homely breakfast, the morning presented a pleasing contrast to the previous night. The sky was perfectly clear and serene. Every mountain sparkled, and the earth had a peculiar freshness diffused over its sur- face. The few clouds visible were at a great elevation, and were hurrying aw^ay, as if not to leave a stain on the trans- parent concave of heaven. There was little wind on the lower regions, scarce- ly sufflcient to ruffle the surface of a slumbering lake. The dampness of the grass, the clay washed from the pebbles, and the rivulet swollen and turbid, were the only relics of the tempest. The weather continued beautifully serene, and when the sun was at its height, one of the finest days was pre- sented that ever graced this most gorgeous month of the year. It was about the middle of the day when Mary, who happened to look out, perceived six armed troopers approach- ing. They were on foot, their broad- swords hanging at their sides, and carbines swung over their shoulders. In addition to this, each had a couple of pistols stuck in his belt. As soon as she saw them she ran in to her father with manifest looks of alarm, and informed him of their approach. Allan could not help feeling uneasy at this intelli- gence ; for the military were then uni- versally dreaded, and whenever a num- ber were seen together, it was almost always on some errand of destruction. He went to the door ; but just as he reached it the soldiers were on the point of entering. The leader of this body he recognised to be the ferocious Captain Clobberton, who had rendered himself universally infamous by his cruelties ; and who, it was reported, had in his career of persecution caused no less than seventeen persons to be put to death, in cold blood, without even the formality of a trial. He was one of the chief favourites of Dalzell, who used to call him his ‘Tamb.” The man’s aspect did not belie his heart, for it was fierce, lowering, and cruel. His com- panions, with a single exception, seemed well suited to their leader, and fit instruments to carry his bloody man- dates into execution. Allan, when he confronted this worthy agent of tyranny, turned back, followed by him and his crew into the house. “Shut the door, my dear chucks,” said Clobberton ; “we must have some conversation with this godly man. So, Mr Hamilton, you have taken up with that pious remnant : you have turned a psalm-singer, eh? Come, don’t stare at me as if you saw an owl ; answer m}% question — yes or no. ” Allan looked at him with a steady eye. “Captain Clobberton, you have asked me no question. I shall not scruple to an- swer anything which may be justly commanded of me. ” “Answer me, then, sir,” continued the captain. “ Were you not present at the field-preaching near Lanark, when one of the king’s soldiers was slain, in attempting with several others to dis- perse it ? ” “I was not,” answered Allan; “I never in my life attended a field-preach- ing. ” THE COVENANTEES. 359 “ Or a conventicle ? ” “ Nor a conventicle either.” “Do you mean to deny that you are one of that hypocritical set, who preach their absurd and treasonable jargon in defiance of the law? In a word, do you deny that you are one of the sworn members of the Coven- ant?” “ I do deny it, stoutly. ” “Acknowledge it, and save your wretched life. Acknowledge it, or I will confront you with a proof which will perhaps astonish you, and cost you more than you are aware of.” “ I will tell no untruth, even to save my life.” ‘ ‘ Then on your own stupid head rest the consequences. Do you know one Hervey, a preacher ? ” “ I do,” said Allan, firmly. ‘‘Ha, here it comes! You have then spoken to that man, most godly Allan?” “ I have spoken to him.” “ He has been in your house ? ” “ I do not mean to deny that he has.” “ Has he not sung psalms in your house, and prayed in your house, and lodged in your house ? Eh ? And was it not last night that these doings were going on ? ” “ I will gainsay nothing of what you have said.” “Then Allan Hamilton,” said the other, “ I tell you plainly that you have harboured a traitor ; and that unless you deliver him up, or tell where he may be found, I shall hold you guilty of treason, and punish you accord- ingly,” “The Lord’s will be done,” answered Hamilton, with a deep sigh. “ What I did was an act of common charity. The old man applied to me in his dis- tress; and it would have been cruel to have closed my door against him. Wreak your will upon me as it pleases you. Where he has gone I know not ; and though I did know, I should hardly consider myself justified in telling you.” “Then we shall make short work with you,” rejoined Clobberton with an oath. “ Ross, give him ten minutes to say his prayers, and then bind up his eyes. It is needless to palaver with him. We have other jobs of a like kind to manage to-day.” Here Mary, who stood in a corner listening with terrified heart, uttered a loud scream when she heard her father’s doom pronounced. She rushed forth into the middle of the room, and fell upon her knees before Clobber- ton. “Oh, captain, do not slay my father ! Take my life. It was my fault alone that the old man was let into the house. My father refused to admit him. Take my life and save his. I shall be his murderess if he die — for I brought him into this trouble.” She continued some moments in this attitude, gazing up at him with looks of fear and entreaty, and clasping his knees. He had, however, been too long accustomed to scenes of this afflict- ing nature to be much moved ; and he extricated himself from the unhappy girl with brutal rudeness. She fell speechless at his feet. “Confound the wench ! Was there ever seen the like of it? She takes me for one of your chicken-hearted milk- sops, — out of the way with the ninny.” He was about to lay rough hands upon her, when a trooper, stepping for- ward, raised her gently up and placed her on a seat. This was the only one of Clobberton’s followers whose appear- ance was at all indicative of humanity. He was a handsome and strongly-built young man of six feet. His counten- ance was well formed ; but its expres- sion was rather dissolute, and rendered stern, apparently by the prevalence of some fierce internal passion. The marks of a generous heart were, notwithstand- 360 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. ing, imprinted upon its bold outlines ; and whoever looked upon him could not help thinking that his natural dis- position had been perverted by the wicked characters and scenes among W’hich he was placed. “Captain,” said he, “I do not see the use of shooting this old fool. I be- gin to feel that we have had a surfeit of this work. Besides, if what the girl de- clares is correct, there is no great matter of treason in the case. At all events, I would vote to leave the business to the Justiciary.” “ Graham,” said Clobberton, eyeing him sternly, “give me none of your cursed whining palaver. What is your liver made of? When there is any- thing in the way of justice to be done, you are as mealy and cream-faced as if you saw the devil. A fine fellow to wear the king’s uniform ! If you say another word,” added he, with a fright- ful oath, ‘ ‘ I’ll have you reported to the general ! ” “Captain,” said Graham, stepping modestly but firmly forward, ‘ ‘ you may speak of me as you please — you are my officer — (though neither you nor any man of the regiment need be told that when my service was needed in real danger, I was never behind); but I can- not stand by unmoved and see down- right butchery. If you have anything to urge against this man, let him be brought to Edinburgh, and there tried by the commission, which will punish him severely enough, in all conscience, if he be really guilty. I have assisted in some of these murders ; but my con- science tells me that I have done wrong ; and whatever the consequences be, I shall assist at them no more.” “ Ay,” said Clobberton, you are a pretty dainty fellow — fitter to strut about in regimentals before wenches than behave like a man ; but, Mr John* Graham, let me tell you that your elo- quence, instead of retarding, has hast- ened the fate of this rascally traitor. And, let me tell you farther, that on my arrival at head-quarters, I shall have you arraigned for mutiny and dis- obedience of orders. . Ross, blindfold Hamilton and lead him out.” His command was instantly executed ; while Mary, in a fit of distraction, flew up to her father, cast her arms round his neck, and kissed him with the most heart-rending affliction. “ My father, my father, I am your murderess ! I will die with you ! Y e cruel-hearted men, will none of you save him from this bloody death ? ” “ My dear Mary, may God protect you, and send you a happier lot than mine,” was all that the unhappy parent could articulate. He was then torn from her with violence, and hurried out to the green before the house. Mary, on this separation, fell into a short swoon ; on awakening from which she found herself in the chamber with no one except Graham. His face was flushed with anger, and he walked impatiently up and down. By a sudden impulse she ran to the window, and the first sight which caught her eye was her father kneeling down, and opposite to him the four troopers, seemingly waiting for the signal of Clobberton, who look- ed intently at his watch. At this terri- fying spectacle, and in an agony of des- peration, she threw herself on her knees before the soldier. “Young man — young man, save my father’s life ! Oh, try at least to save him. I will love you, and work for you, and be your slave for ever. Bless- ings on your kind heart, you will do it — yes, you will do it.” And she rose up and threw her arms round his neck, and kissed him on the cheek. A tear rolled from Graham’s manly eye, and his soul was moved with com- passion for the lovely being who clung to him and implored him so feelingly. He turned an instant to the window. “ Let me go, my dear — the accursed miscreant is putting up his watch and THE COVENANTERS. 361 has told them to present ; there is not a second to lose.” Without saying another word, he un- slung his carbine, rushed to the open air — and shot Clobberton dead on the spot. The troopers were confounded at this sudden action. They lowered the weapons which they had that instant raised to their shoulders, and stood for some time gazing confusedly at each crther — then at Graham — then at the body of their captain. When they re- covered their self-possession, they raised up the latter to see if any spark of life remained. He was perfectly dead. The following colloquy then ensued between them. Russell. — Why, I thinks as how he be dead. Smith. — Dead! ay, as dead as Julius Caesar. I wonder what old Dalzell will say when he hears of his dear “lamb ” being butchered thus ? Russell . — Now hang it. Smith, don’t speak ill of the captain. He was a worthy man^ — that is to say, after his own fashion ; and no one ever sarved his country better in the way of ridding it of crop-eared preachers : he was worth a score of hangmen. Ross. — Gentlemen, there is no occa- sion to stand jesting and talking non- sense. Here is as pretty a piece of murder as ever was committed ; and it remains for us to decide what we will do, first with the traitor, Hamilton, and secondly with the murderer, Graham. Graham . — Whatever you do with me, I hope you will not harm that poor man. Let him go ; and thus do a charitable action for once in your lives. Russell . — I always, do you see, gentle- men, goes with the majority. Hang it, shoot or not is all one to Dick Russell. If you make up your minds to let him go scot-free, why, I’se not oppose it. Jones. — Well, well, let him go and sing psalms in his own canting fashion. The fact is, these men were getting sick of shedding innocent blood, and although ready to spill more on being ordered, rather shunned it than other- wise — especially when their victims were unresisting. “ I see, comrades, you are agreed to let the old fool go unharmed,” said Ross. Then walking up to Allan, who still knelt — his daughter with her arms around him, awaiting in terrible sus- pense the result of their deliberation, “Get up,” said he, “and bless your stars ; but take care in future of your treasonable Covenanting tricks under the cloak of charity. It is not every day you will get a young fellow to shoot your executioner and save your life. As for you, Graham,” turning to hi? companion, ‘ ‘ I hold you prisoner. Y ou must accom- pany us to head-quarters, and there take your trial for this business. You have committed a black murder on the body of your officer ; and if we failed to bring you up, old Dalzell would have us shot like so many pyets the minute after.” Graham’s carbine and pistols were immediately taken from him, and his hands tied behind his back by the remaining troopers. “ Farewell, young woman,” said he to Mary, who looked at him with tears of gratitude, “ farewell ! I have saved your father’s life and forfeited my own : don’t forget Jack Graham.” The unfortunate girl was distracted at this heartrending sight ; and she rushed forward to entreat his guards to give him liberty. One of them present- ed his carbine at her — “ Off, mistress ; blast my heart, if it were not for your pretty face, I would send an ounce of cold lead through you. What the devil — haven’t we spared your father’s life, and you would have us connive at the escape of a murderer, to the risk of our own necks I ” 362 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. “ Do not distress yourself about me, my sweet girl,” cried Graham — “fare- well once more ! ” And she turned back weeping, while the troopers held their way towards the western outlet of the valley. Chapter III. Mary was too generous to be happy in the safety of her father, when that was bought with the life of his brave deliverer. When Graham was taken away, she felt a pang as if he had been led to execution. Instead, therefore, of indulging in selfish congratulation, her whole soul was taken up in the romantic and apparently hopeless scheme of extricating him from his danger. There was not a moment to lose ; and she asked her father if he could think of any way in which a rescue might be attempted. “ Mary, my dear, I know of none,” was his answer. “We live far from any house, and before assistance could be procured, they would be iiiiles beyond our reach.” “Yes, father, there is a chance,” said she, with impatience. “ Gallop over to Allister Wilson’s on the other side of the hills. He is a strong and determined man, and, as well as some of his near neighbours, is accustomed to contest. You know he fought desperately at Drumclog ; and though he blamed you for not joining the cause, he will not be loth to assist in this bitter extremity.” Allan, at these words, started up as if awakened from a reverie. “ That will do, my dear bairn. I never thought of it ; but your understanding is quicker than mine. I shall get out the horse ; follow me on foot, as hard as you can.” This was the work of a minute. The horse was brought from the stable, and Allan lashed him to his full speed across the moor. Most fortunately he arrived at Allister’s house as the latter was on the point of leaving it. He carried a musket over his shoulder, and a huge claymore hung down from a belt girded round his loins. “You have just come in time,” said this stern son of the Covenant, after Allan had briefly related to him what had happened. “ I am on my way to hear that precious saint, Mr Hervey, hold forth. You see I am 'armed to defend myself against temporal foes, and so are many others of my friends and brethren in God, who will be present on that blessed occasion. Come away, Allan Hamilton, you are one of the timid and faint-hearted flock of Jacob, but we will aid you as you wish, and peradventure save the young man who has done you such a good turn. ” They went on swiftly to a retired spot at the ‘ distance of half a mile ; it was a small glen nearly surrounded with rocks. There they beheld the Reverend Mr Hervey standing upon a mound of earth, and preaching to a congregation, the greater part of the males of which were armed with muskets, swords, or pikes ; they formed, as it were, the outworks of the assembly, — the women, old men, and children being placed in the centre. These were a few of the devoted Christians who, from the rocks and caves of their native land, sent up their fearless voices to heaven — who, disowning the spiritual authority of a tyrannic government, thought it nowise unbecoming or treason- able to oppose the strong arm of lawless power with its own weapons ; and who finally triumphed in the glorious con- test, establishing that pure religion, for which posterity has proved, alas, too ungrateful ! In the pressing urgency of the case, Allister did not scruple to go up to the THE COVENANTERS. 363 minister, in the midst of his discourse. Such interruptions indeed were common in these distracted times, when it was necessary to skulk from place to place, and perform divine worship as if it was an act of treason against the state. Mr Hervey made known to his flock in a few words what had been communicated to him, taking care to applaud highly the scheme proposed by Wilson. There was no time to be lost, and under the guidance of Allister the whole of the assemblage hurried to a gorge of the mountains through which the troopers must necessarily pass. As the route of the latter was circuitous, time was al- lowed to this sagacious leader to arrange his forces. This he did by placing all the armed men — about twenty-five in number — ii^ two lines across the pass. Those wh/ were not armed, together with the women and children, were sent to the rear. When, therefore, the soldiers came up, they found to their surprise a formidable body ready to dis- pute the passage. “What means this interruption?” said Ross, who acted the part of spokes- man to the rest. Whereupon Mr Her- vey advanced in front — “Release,” said he, “that young man whom ye have in bonds. ” “ Release him ! ” replied Ross. “Would you have us release a mur- derer? Are you aware that he has shot his ofhcer ? ” “I am aware of it,” Mr Hervey answered, “and I blame him not for the deed. Stand forth, Allan Hamil- ton, and say if that is the soldier who saved your life ; and you, Mary Hamil- ton, stand forth likewise.” Both, to the astonishment of the soldiers, came in front of the crowd. “That,” said Allan, “is the man, and may God bless him for his humanity.” — “ It is the same,” cried his daughter ; “ I saw him with these eyes shoot the cruel Clobberton. On my knees I beg- ged him to sue for mercy, and his kind heart had pity upon me, and saved my father.” “Soldiers,” said Mr Hervey, “I have nothing more to say to you. That young man has slain your captain, but he has done no murder. His deed was justifiable : yea, it was praiseworthy, in so far as it saved an upright man, and rid the earth of a cruel persecutor. Deliver him up, and go away in peace, or peradventure ye may fare ill among these armed men who stand before you.” The troopers consulted together for a short time, till, seeing that resistance would be utter madness against such odds, they reluctantly let go their prisoner. The first person who came up to him was Mary Hamilton. She loosened the cords that tied him, and presented him with conscious pride to those of her own sex who were assem- bled round. “Good bye, Graham,” cried Ross, with a sneer ; — “ you have bit us once, but it will puzzle you to do so again. We shall soon ‘harry’ you and your puritanical friends from your strong- holds. An ell of strong hemp is in readiness for you at the Grassmarket ol Edinburgh. Take my defiance for a knave, as you are,” added he, with an imprecation. He had scarcely pronounced the last sentence when Graham unsheathed the weapon which hung at his side, sprang from the middle of the crowd, and stood before his defier. “ Ross, you have challenged me, and you shall abide it — draw ! ” Here there was an instantan- eous movement among the Covenanters, who rushed in between the two fierce soldiers, who stood with their naked weapons, their eyes glancing fire*at each other. Mary Hamilton screamed aloud with terror, and cries of “separate them ! ” were heard from all the women. Mr Hervey came forward and entreated them to put up their swords, and he was. seconded by most of the old men ; but 364 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. all entreaties were in vain. They stood fronting each other, and only waiting for free ground to commence their des- perate game. “ Let me alone,” said Graham, furi- ously, to some who were attempting to draw him back; “am I to be bearded to my teeth by that swaggering ruffian ? ” “Come on, my sweet cock of the Covenant,” cries Ross, with the most insulting derision, “you or any one of your canting crew — or a dozen of you, one after the other.” “ Let Graham go,” was heard from the deep stern voice of Allister W ilson ; ‘ ‘ let him go, or I will meet that man with my own weapon. Mr Hervey, your advice is dear to us all, and well do we know that the blood of God’s creatures must not be shed in vain ; but has not that man of blood openly defied us, and shall we hinder our champion from going forward to meet him? No ; let them join in combat and try which is the better cause. If the challenger overcomes, we shall do him no harm, but let him depart in peace : if he be overcome, let him rue the consequences of his insolence.” This proposition, though violently opposed by the women and the aged part of the crowd, met the entire appro- bation of the young men. Each felt him- self personally insulted, and allowed, for a time, the turbulent passions of his nature to get the better of every milder feeling. A space of ground was immediately cleared for the combat, the friends of Ross being allowed to arrange matters as they thought fit. They went about it with a coolness and precision which shov/ed that to them this sort of pas- time was nothing new. “ All is right — fall on,” was their cry, and in a moment the combatants met in the area. The three troopers looked on with char- acteristic sang froid^ but it was other- wise with the rest of the bystanders, who gazed upon the scene with the most intense interest. Some of the females turned away their eyes from it, and among them Mary Hamilton, who almost sank to the earth, and was with difficulty supported by her father. The combat was desperate, for the men were of powerful strength, and of tried courage and skill in their weapons. The blows were parried for some time on both sides with con- summate address, and neither could be said to have the advantage. At length, after contending fiercely, Ross exhibited signs of exhaustion — neither guarding himself nor assaulting his opponent so vigorously as at first. Graham, on noticing this, redoubled his efforts. He acted now wholly on the offensive, sending blow upon blow with the rapidity of lightning. His last and most desperate stroke was made at the head of his enemy. The sword of tiie latter, which was held up in a masterly manner to receive it, was beat down by Graham’s weapon, which descended forcibly upon his helmet. The blow proved decisive, and Ross fell senseless upon the ground. His conqueror im- mediately wrested the weapon from him, while a shout was set up by the crowd in token of victory. The troopers looked mortified at this result of the, duel, which was by them evidently un- expected. Their first care was to raise up their fellow comrade. On examin- ation, no wound was perceived upon his head. His helmet had been pen- etrated by the sword, which, however, did not go further. His own weapon had contributed to deaden the blow, by partially arresting that of Graham in its furious descent. It was this only which saved his life. In a few minutes he so far recovered as to get up and look around him. The first object which struck him was his opponent standing in the ring wiping his forehead. “Well, Ross,” said one of his com- panions, “ I always took you to be the best swordsman in the regiment ; but I think you have met your match. ” THE COVENANTEES. 365 “My match? confound me!” re- turned the vanquished man, “ I thought I would have made minced meat of him. There, for three years, have I had the character of being one of the best men in the army at my weapon, and here is all this good name taken out of me in a trice. How mortifying — and to lose my good sword too !” Here is your sword, Ross, and keep it,” said Graham. “ You have behaved like a brave man ; and I honour such a fellow, whether he be my friend or foe. Only don’t go on with your insolent bragging — that is all the advice I have to give you ; nor call any man a knave till you have good proof that he is so.” “Well, well, Graham,” answered the other, “I retract what I said; I have a better opinion of you than I had ten minutes ago. Take care of old Dalzell — his “lambs” will be after you, and you had better keep out of the way. Take this advice in return for my wea- pon which you have given me back. It would, after all, be a pity to tuck up such a pretty fellow as you are ; although I would care very little to see your long- faced acquaintances there dangling by their necks. Give us your hand for old fellowship, and shift your quarters as soon as you choose. Good bye.” So saying, he and his three comrades departed. After these doings, it was considered imprudent for the principal actors to remain longer in this quarter. Mr Hervey retired about twenty miles to the northward, in company with Allan Hamilton and his daughter, and Allister Wilson. Graham went by a circuitous route to Argyleshire, where he secreted himself so judiciously, that though the agents of government got information of his being in that country, they could never manage to lay hand upon him. These steps were prudent in all parties ; for the very day after the rescue, a strong body of dragoons was sent to the Lowthers, to apprehend the above named persons. They behaved with great cruelty, burning the cottages of numbers of the inhabitants, and destroying their cattle. They searched Allan Hamilton’s house, took from it everything that could be easily carried away, and such of his cattle as were found on the premises. Among othei things, they carried off the body of the sanguinary Clobberton, which they found on the spot where it had been left, and interred it in Lanark churchyard, with military honours. None of the individuals, however, whom they sought for were found. For a short time after this, the perse- cution raged with great violence in the south of Lanarkshire ; but happier days were beginning to dawn ; and the arrival of King William, and the de- thronement of the bigoted James, put an end to such scenes of cruelty. When these events occurred, the persecuted came forth from their hiding-places. Mr Hervey, among others, returned to the Lowthers, and enjoyed many happy days in this seat of his ministry and trials. Allan and his daughter were among the first to make their appearance. Their house soon recovered its former comfort ; and in the course of time every worldly concern went well with them. Mary, however, for a month or more after their return, did not feel entirely satisfied. She was duller than was her wont, and neither she nor her father could give any explan- ation why it should be so. At this time a tall young man paid them a visit, and, strange to say, she became perfectly happy. This visitor was no other than the wild fighting fellow Graham, — now perfectly reformed from his former evil courses, by separation from his profligate companions, and by the better comj^any and principles with which his late troub- les had brought him acquainted. A few words more will end our stoiy. This bold trooper and the beautiful daughter of Allan Hamilton were seen r 366 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. five weeks thereafter going to church as man and wife. It was allowed that they were the handsomest couple ever seen in the Lowthers. Graham proved a kind husband ; and it is hardly neces- sary to say that Mary was a most affec- tionate and exemplary wife. Allan Hamilton attained a happy old age, and saw his grandchildren ripening into fair promise around him. His daughter, many years after his death, used to repeat to them the story of his danger and escape, which we have here imper- fectly related. The tale is not fictitious. It is handed down in tradition over the upper and middle wards of Lanarkshire, and with a consistency which leaves no doubt of its truth. / THE POOE SCHOLAR. By Professor Wilson. The vernal weather, that had come so early in the year as to induce a fear that it would not be lasting, seemed, con- trary to that foreboding of change, to become every day more mild and genial, and the spirit of beauty, that had at first ventured out over the bosom of the earth with timid footsteps, was now blending itself more boldly with the deep verdure of the ground, and tlie life of the budding trees. Something in the air, and in the great wide blue bending arch of the unclouded sky, called upon the heart to come forih from the seclusion of parlour or study, and partake of the cheerfulness of nature. We had made some short excursions together up the lonely glens, and over the moors, and also through the more thickly inhabited field-farms of his parish, and now the old minister pro- posed that we should pay a visit to a solitary hut near the head of a dell, which, although not very remote from the manse, we had not yet seen ; and I was anxious that we should do so, as, from his conversation, I understood that we should see there a family — if so a widow and her one son could be called — that would repay us by the interest we could not fail to feel in their character, for the time and toil spent on reaching their secluded and guarded dwelling. “ The poor widow woman,” said the minister, ‘ ‘ who lives in the hut called Braehead, has as noble a soul as ever tenanted a human bosom. One earthly hope alone has she now — but I fear it never will be fulfilled. She is the * widow of a common cottar, who lived and died in the hut which she and her son now inhabit. Her husband was a man of little education, but intelligent, even ingenious, simple, laborious, and pious. His duties lay all within a narrow circle, and his temptations, it may be said, were few. Such as they were, he discharged the one and with- stood the other. Nor is there any reason to think that, had they both been greater, he would have been found wanting. He was contented with meal and water all his days, and so fond of work that he seemed to love the summer chiefly for the length of its. labouring days. He had a slight genius for mechanics ; and during the long winter evenings he made many articles of curious workmanship, the sale of which added a little to the earnings of his severer toil. The same love of industry excited him from morning to night ; but he had also stronger, tenderer. THE POOR SCHOLAR. 367 and dearer motives ; for if his wife and their one pretty boy should outlive him, he hoped that, though left poor, they would not be left in penury, but enabled to lead, without any additional hard- ships, the usual life, at least, of the widow and the orphans of honest hard- working men. F e w thought much about Abraham Blane while he lived, except that he was an industrious and blame- less man ; but, on his death, it was felt that there had been something far more valuable in his character ; and now, I myself, who knew him well, w*as pleasingly surprised to know that he had left his widow and boy a small independence. Then the memory of his long summer days, and long winter nights, all ceaselessly employed in some kind of manual labour, dignified the lowly and steadfast virtue of the unpre- tending and conscientious man. “The widow of this humble-hearted and simple-minded man, whom we shall this forenoon visit, you will remem- ber, perhaps, — although then neither she nor her husband were much known in the parish, — as the wife of the basket- maker. Her father had been a clergy- man — but his stipend was one of the smallest in Scotland, and he died in extreme poverty. This, his only daugh- ter, who had many fine feelings and deep thoughts in her young innocent and simple heart, was forced to become a menial servant in a farmhouse. There, subduing her heart to her situation, she married that inoffensive and good man ; and all her life has been — maid, wife, and widow — the humblest among the humble. But you shall soon have an opportunity of seeing, what sense, what feeling, what knowledge, and what piety, may all live together, without their owner suspecting them, in the soul of the lonely widow of a Scottish cottar ; for except that she is pious, she thinks not that she possesses any other trea- sure ; and even her piety she regards, like a true Christian, as a gift bestowed. “But well worthy of esteem, and, to speak in the language of this world’s fancies, of admiration, as you will think this poor solitary widow, perhaps you will think such feelings bestowed even more deservedly on her only son. He is now a boy only of sixteen years of age, but in my limited experience of life, never knew I such another. From his veriest infancy he showed a singular capacity for learning ; at seven years of age he could read, write, and was even an arithmetician. He seized upon books with the same avidity with which children in general seize upon play- things. He soon caught glimmerings of the meaning even of other languages ; and, before he was ten years old, there were in his mind clear dawnings of the scholar, and indications not to be doubted of genius and intellectual power. His father was dead — but his mother, who was no common woman, however common her lot, saw with pure delight, and with strong maternal pride, that God had given her an extraordinary child to bless her solitary hut. She vowed to dedicate him to the ministry, and that all her husband had left should be spent upon him, to the last farthing, to qualify him to be a preacher of God’s Word. Such ambition, if sometimes misplaced, is almost always necessarily honourable. Here it was justified by the excelling talents of the boy — by his zeal for knowledge, which was like a fever in his blood — and by a childish piety, of which the simple, and eloquent, and beautiful expression has more than once made me shed tears. But let us leave the manse, and walk to Braehead. The sunshine is precious at this early season ; let us enjoy it while it smiles !” We crossed a few fields — a few cop- pice woods — an extensive sheep-pasture, and then found ourselves on the edge of a moorland. Keeping the shelving heather ridge of hills above us, we gently descended into a narrow rushy glen, without anything that could be 368 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. called a stream, but here and there crossed and intersected by various run- lets. Soon all cultivation ceased, and no houses were to be seen. Had the glen been a long one, it would have seemed desolate, but on turning round a little green mount that ran almost across it, we saw at once an end to our walk, and one hut, with a peatstack close to it, and one or two elder, or, as we call them in Scotland, bourtrie bushes, at the low gable-end. A little smoke seemed to tinge the air over the roof uncertainly — but except in that, there was nothing to tell that the hut was inhabited. A few sheep lying near it, and a single cow of the small hill- breed, seemed to appertain to the hut, and a circular wall behind it apparently enclosed the garden. We sat down to- gether on one of those large mossy stones that often lie among the smooth green pastoral hills, like the relics of some building utterly decayed — and my venerable friend, whose solemn voice was indeed pleasant in this quiet soli- tude, continued the simple history of the poor scholar. “At school he soon outstripped all the other boys, but no desire of su- periority over his companions seemed to ’ actuate him — it was the pure native love of knowledge. Gentle as a lamb, but happy as a lark, the very wildest of them all loved Isaac Blane. He pro- cured a Hebrew Bible and a Greek Testament, both of which he taught himself to read. It was more than affecting — it was sublime and awful to see the solitary boy sitting by himself on the braes shedding tears over the mysteries of the Christian faith. His mother’s heart burned within her to- wards her son ; and if it was pride, you will allow that it was pride of a divine origin. She appeared with him in the kirk every Sabbath, dressed not osten- tatiously, but still in a way that showed she intended him not for a life of man- ual labour. Perhaps, at first, some half thought that she was too proud of him ; but that was a suggestion not to be cherished, for all acknowledged that he was sure to prove an honour to the parish in which he was born. She often brought him to the manse, and earth did not contain a happier creature than she, when her boy answered all my questions, and modestly made his own simple, yet wise remarks on the sacred subjects gradually unfolding be- fore his understanding and his heart. ‘ ‘ Before he was twelve years of age he went to college ; and his mother accompanied him to pass the winter in the city. Two small rooms she took near the cathedral ; and while he was at the classes, or reading alone, she was not idle, but strove to make a small sum to help to defray their winter’s expenses. To her that retired cell was a heaven when she looked upon her pious and studious boy. His genius was soon con- spicuous ; for four winters he pursued his studies in the university, returning always in summer to this hut, the door of which during their absence was closed. He made many friends, and frequently during the three last summers, visitors came to pass a day at Braehead, in a rank of life far above his own. But in Scotland, thank God, talent and learn- ing, and genius and virtue, when found in the poorest hut, go not without their admiration and their reward. Young as he is, he has had pupils of his own — his mother’s little property has not been lessened at this hour by his education ; and besides contributing to the support of her and himself, he has brought neater furniture into that lonely hut, and there has he a library, limited in the number, but rich in the choice of books, such as contain food for years of silent thought to the poor scholar — if years indeed are to be his on earth.” We rose to proceed onwards to the hut, across one smooth level of greenest herbage, and up one intervening knowe, a little lower than the mount on which THE POOR SCHOLAR. 369 it stood. Why, thought I, has l^ie old man always spoken of the poor scholar as if he had been speaking of one now dead ? Can it be, from the hints he has dropped, that this youth, so richly endowed, is under the doom of death, and the fountain of all those clear and fresh-gushing thoughts about to be seal- ed? I asked, as we walked along, if Isaac Blane seemed marked out to be one of those sweet flowers “no sooner blown than blasted,” and who perish away like the creatures of a dream? The old man made answer that it was even so, that he had been unable to attend college last winter, and that it was to be feared he was now far advanced in a hopeless decline. “ Simple is he still as a very child ; but with a sublime sense of duty to God and man — of profound affection and humanity never to be appeased towards all the brethren of our race. Each month — each week — each day, has seemed visibly to bring him new stores of silent feeling and thought — and even now, boy as he is, he is fit for the ministry. But he has no hopes of living to that day — nor have I. The deep spirit of his piety is* now blended with a sure prescience of an early death. Expect, therefore, to see him pale, emaciated, and sitting in the hut like a beautiful and blessed gliost.” We entered the hut, but no one was in the room. The clock ticked solitarily, and on a table, beside a nearly extin- guished peat fire, lay the open Bible, and a small volume, which, on lifting it up, I found to be a Greek Testament. “ They have gone out to walk, or to sit down for an hour in the warm sun- shine,” said the old man. “ Let us sit down and wait their return. It will not belong.” A long, low sigh was heard in the silence, proceeding, as it seemed, from a small room adjoining that in which we were sitting, and of which the door was left half open. The minister looked into that room, and, after a long earnest gaze, stepped softly back to me (6) again, with a solemn face, and taking me by the hand, whispered to me to come with him to that door, which he gently moved. On a low bed lay the poor scholar, dressed as he had been for the day, stretched out in a stillness too motionless and profound for sleep, and with his fixed faceup to heaven. We saw that he was dead. His mother was kneeling, with her face on the bed, and covered with both her hands. Then she lifted up her eyes and said, “ O merciful Redeemer, who wrought that miracle on the child of the widow of Nain, comtort me — comfort me, in this my sore distress. I know that my son is never to rise again until the great judg- ment day. But not the less do I bless Thy holy name, for Thou didst die to save us sinners.” She arose from her knees, and, still blind to every other object, went up .to his breast. “ I thought thee lovelier, when alive, than any of the sons of the children of men, but that smile is be- yond the power of a mother’s heart to sustain.” And, stooping down, she kissed his lips, and cheeks, and eyes, and forehead, with a hundred soft, streaming, and murmuring kisses, and then stood up in her solitary hut, alone and childless, with a long mortal sigh, in which all earthly feelings seemed breathed out, and all earthly ties broken. Her eyes wandered towards the door, and fixed themselves with a ghastly and unconscious gaze for a few moments on the gray locks and withered countenance of the 'holy old man, bent towards her with a pitying and benignant air, and stooped, too, in the posture of devotion. She soon recognised the best friend of her son, and leaving the bed on which his body lay, she came out into the room, and said, “You have come to me at a time when your presence was sorely needed. Had you been here but a few minutes sooner you would have seen my Isaac die ! ” Unconsciously we were all seated ; 2 A 370 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. and the widow, turning fervently to her venerated friend, said, ‘‘He was reading the Bible — he felt faint — and said feebly, ‘ Mother, attend me to my bed, and when I lie down, put your arm over my breast and kiss me.’ I did just as he told me ; and, on wiping away a tear or two vainly shed by me on my dear boy’s face, I saw that his eyes, though open, moved not, and that the lids were fixed. He had gone to another world. See — sir ! there is the Bible lying open at the place he was reading — God preserve my soul from repining ! — only a few, few minutes ago.” The minister took the Bible on his knees, and laying his right hand, with- out selection, on part of one of the pages that lay open, he read aloud the following verses : — “ Blessed are the poor in spirit : for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. “ Blessed are they that mourn : for they shall be comforted. ” The mother’s heart seemed to be deeply blest for a while by these words. She gave a grateful smile to the old man, and sat silent, moving her lips. At length she again broke forth : — “Oh! death, whatever may have been our thoughts or fears, ever comes unexpectedly at last. My son often — often told me, that he was dying, and I saw that it was so ever since Christmas. But how could I prevent hope from en- tering my heart? His sweet happy voice — the calmness of his prayers — his smiles that never left his face when- ever he looked or spoke to me — his studies, still pursued as anxiously as ever — the interest he took in any little incident of our retired life — all forced me to believe at times that he was not destined to die. But why think on all these things now? Yes ! I will always think of them, till I join him and my husband in heaven ! ” It seemed now as if the widow had only noticed me for the first time. Her soul had been so engrossed with its passion of grief, and with the felt sympathy and compassion of my vener- able friend. She asked me if I had known her son ; and I answered, that if I had, I could not have sat there so composedly ; but that I was no stranger to his incomparable excellence, and felt indeed for her grievous loss. She listened to my words, but did not seem to hear them, and once more addressed the old man. “ He suffered much sickness, my poor boy. For although it was a consump- tion, that is not always an easy death. But as soon as the sickness and the rack- ing pain gave way to our united prayers, God and our Saviour made us happy ; and sure he spake then as never mortal spake, kindling into a happiness that was beautiful to see, when I beheld his face marked by dissolution, and knew, even in those inspired moments (for I can call them nothing else), that ere long the dust was to lie on those lips now flowing over with heavenly music ! ” We sat for some hours in the widow’s hut, and the minister several times prayed with her, at her own request. On rising to depart, he said that he would send up one of her dearest friends to pass the night with her, and help her to do the last offices to her son. But she replied that she wished to be left alone for that day and night, and would expect her friend in the morning. We went towards the outer door, and she, in a sort of sudden stupor, let us depart without any farewell words, and retired into the room where her son was lying. Casting back our eyes be- fore our departure, we saw her steal in- to the bed beside the dead body, and drawing the head gently into her bosom, she lay down with him in her arms, and as if they had in that manner fallen asleep. THE CRUSHED BONNET, 371 THE CRUSHED BONNET. Towards the dose of a beautiful autumnal day in i8 — , when pacing slowly on my way, and in a contemplative mood admiring the delightful scenery be- tween Blair Athole and Dunkeld, on my return from a survey of the celebrated pass of Killiecrankie, and other places rendered famous in Scottish story, I was accosted by a female, little past the prime of life, but with two children of unequal age walking by her side, and a younger slung upon her back. The salutation was of the supplicatory kind, and while the tones were almost per- fectly English, the pronunciation of the words was often highly Scottish. The words, a “sodger’s widow” — “three helpless bairns ” — and “ Waterloo,” broke my meditations with the force of an enchantment, excited my sympathy, and made me draw my purse. While in the act of tendering a piece of money — a cheap and easy mode of procuring the luxuryof doing good — thought the coun- tenance, though browned and weather- beaten, one which I before had seen, with- out exactly recollecting when or where. My curiosity thus raised, many inter- rogatives and answers speedily followed, when at last I discovered that there stood before me Jeanie Strathavon, once the beauty and the pride of my own native village. Ten long and troublous years had passed away since Jeanie left the neighbourhood in which she was born to follow the spirit - stirring drum ; and where she had gone, or how she had afterwards fared, many enquired, though but few could tell. The in- cident which led to all her subsequent toil and suffering seemed but trivial at the time, yet, like many other .trivial occurrences, became to her one fraught with mighty consequences. She was an only daughter, her father was an honest labourer, and though not nursed in the bosom of affluence, she hardly knew what it was to have a wish ungratified. She possessed mental viva- city, and personal attractions, rarely exhibited, especially at the present day, by persons in her humble sphere of life. Though she never could boast what might properly be called education, yet great care had been taken to render her modest, affectionate, and pious. Her parents, now in the decline of life, look- ed upon her as their only solace. She had been from her very birth the idol of their hearts ; and as there was no sunshine in their days but when she was healthy and happy, so their prospects were never clouded but when she was the reverse. Always the favourite of one sex, and the envy of another, when not yet out of her teens, she was importuned by the addresses of many both of her own rank and of a rank above her own, to change her mode of life. The attentions of the latter, in obedience to the sug- gestions of her affectionate but simple hearted parents, she always discouraged, for they never would allow themselves to think that “ folk wi’ siller would be look- ing after their bairn for ony gude end.” Among those of her own station, she could hardly be said to have yet shown a de- cided preference to any one, though the glances which she cast at Henry Williams, when passing through the kirkyard on Sundays, seemed to every one to say where, if she had her own unbiassed will, her choice would light. Still she had never thought seriously upon the time when, nor the person for whom, she would leave her fond and doting parents. Chance or acci- dent, however, in these matters, often outruns the speed of deliberate choice ; at least such was the case with poor Jeanie. Decked out one Sabbath morning in her best, to go to what Burns calls a “Holy Fair,” in the neighbouring 372 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. parish, though viewed in a far different light by her, Jeanie had on her brawest and her best ; and among other things, a fine new bonnet, which excited the gossip and the gaze of all the lasses in the village. Having sat for an hour or two at the tent, listening earnestly and devoutly to a discourse which formed a complete body of divinity, she, with many others, was at length obliged to take refuge in the church, to shun a heavy summer shower, which unex- pectedly arrested the out-door devotions. Here, whether wearied with the long walk she had in the morning, or over- powered with the heat and suffocation consequent upon such a crowd, she began to feel a serious oppression of sickness, and before she could effect her escape she entirely fainted away, re- quiring to be carried out in a state of complete insensibility. It was long before she came to herself ; and when she did, she found that the rough hands of those who had caught her when falling, and borne her through the crowd to the open air, had, amidst the anxiety for her recovery, treated her finery with but very little ceremony. Among other instances of this kind, she found that her bonnet had been hastily torn from her head, thrown carelessly aside, and, being accidentally trod upon, had been so crushed, as to render it perfectly useless. The grief which this caused made her forget the occasion which produced such disaster ; and adjust- ing herself as well as she could, she did not wait the conclusion of the solemn service, but sought her father’s cottage amidst much sorrow and con- fusion. When she reached home, she found her parents engaged in devotional reading, theirusual mode of spending the Sabbath evenings. As it was not altogether with their consent that she had not accom- panied them that day to their usual place of being instructed in divine things, the plight in which she returned to them excited, especially on the mother’s part, a hasty burst of displeasure, if not of anger ; and the calm improving peace of the evening was entirely broken. Sacred as to them the day appeared, they could not restrain inquiry as to the cause of her altered appearance, and maternal anxiety gave birth to suspicions which poor Jeanie’s known veracity and simple unaffected narrative could not altogether repress. Thus, for the first time in her life, had Jeanie excited the frown of her parents, and every re- proving look and word was as a dagger to her heart. Night came, and she retired to rest, but her innocent breast was too much agitated to allow her eyes to close in sleep ; and the return of morning only brought with it an additional burden to her heart, by a renewed discussion of the events of the previous day. This was more than she was able to stand, and she took the first opportunity to escape from that' roof where, till now, she had never known aught but delight, to go to pour her complaint into the ear of one who seemed to love her almost to distraction, — her youthful admirer, Henry Williams. Their interview, though not long, ter- minated in the proposal on his part to relieve her from her embarrassed situa- tion by forthwith making her his own. Whether this was what she desired, in having recourse to such an adviser, cannot be known, but, at all events, she acceded with blamable facility to his wishes. She could not endure the thought of being without a friend, and she knew not that the friendship and affection of her parents had suffered no abatement, though their great concern for her innocence and welfare had pushed their reproofs further than they intended, or than prudence under such circum- stances would warrant. Henry was little more than her own age, of but moderate capacity, hand- some in person, and ill provided with the means of making matrimony a state THE CRUSHED BONNET 373 of enjoyment ; and too much addicted to the frivolities of his years to be fitted for the serious business of being the head of a family. Youth and inexperi- ence seldom consider consequences, and the desire of the one to receive, and of the other to afford relief, under existing circumstances, made them resolve nei- ther to ask parental consent to their purpose, nor ’wait the ordinary steps prescribed by the Church. The con- nection v^as therefore no less irregular than it ^vas precipitate, and Jeanie never so much as sought to see her father’s house till the solemn knot v/as tied. In her absence many inquiries were made respecting her by the villagers, who had witnessed or heard of what had happened to her on the previous day. Her truth and innocence being thus put beyond the shadow of a doubt, consternation at the long absence of their child, and compunction for the severity of their reproofs, drove the unhappy parents almost frantic. When the news of the re-appearance of, their daughter dispelled their direful apprehensions as to her safety, though they felt a momentary gleam of joy, yet they experienced nothing like heart- felt satisfaction. Jeanie made as sweet and loving a wife as she had been a daughter ; but the cares of providing for more than himself soon made Henry regret his rashness, and the prospect of these cares speedily increasing made him more and more dissatisfied with his new state of life. All Jeanie’s care and anxiety to soothe and please him were unavailing. It is not in the power of beauty, youth, and innocence, to check and control the sallies of ignorance and caprice. Chagrined because his youthful wife had not prepared his morning meal to his liking, on a day when he was to visit a neighbouring city for some trifling purpose, he determined to free himself from the yoke into which he had so heedlessly run, and returned home on the evening of the following day somewhat altered in dress and ap- pearance, and with the king’s money in his pocket. The grief and agony of Jeanie, and of her affectionate parents, were past all description ; and the con- sideration of her rashness and imprud- ence having been the occasion of so much distress to herself and others, rendered her almost desperate. Henry was not long in the hands of the drill sergeant till he became nearly as penitent and full of regrets as his lovely young wife, and he willingly would, had he been permitted, have re- turned to a faithful discharge of the duties of a husband ; but the country was at that time in too great need of men such as Henry, to part with him either for money or interest. When he began to reap the bitter fruits of his own folly, his affection for Jeanie, if it ever deserved so sacred a name, re- turned with redoubled intensity ; and that object, for the abandonment of which he had plunged himself into the hardships of which he complained, he thought he could not now live without. He was shortly to be marched off to his regiment, and poor Jeanie, whose at- tachment remained unshaken amidst the severe treatment she had suffered, determined to follow him through all the casualties of the military life ; and at any rate preferred hardship to the disgrace which she thought she had brought upon herself by her own im- prudence. She had at this time been a mother for little more than two months ; hut even this could not change her re- solution to follow thefather of her child, exposed as she must be to all the priva- tions and hardships of the soldier’s wife. She saw her father and mother on the morning of her departure, but neither she nor they were able to exchange words, so full were their hearts ; save that the old man said, “ God help and bless you, Jeanie ! ” Scarcely a dry eye 374 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. was to be seen in the village that morn- ing, and a crowd of youths, amidst si- lent dejection, saw her far on her way, carrying her baby and her bundle by turns. The toils through which she passed in following her husband were too many and too severe to be here re- lated. He was ultimately one of those who assisted to decide the dreadful con- flict at Waterloo, and received a severe wound when the day was just about won. In a foreign hospital, though he suffered much, he at length recovered ; but upon returning home, his wounds broke forth afresh, and at last carried him off. Jeanie was now left quite un- friended. She had seen her two eldest children laid in the dust, the one in a distant Hime, and the other, though on British soil, yet far from the tomb of her fathers. She still had three sur- viving, and her parents being gone to their long home, her only resource at the time I met her was dependence on public charity . — The Athenceum ^'‘'‘ — Glasgow University Annual 1830. THE VILLAGEES OF AIICHINCEAIG. By Daniel Gorrie. In one of the eastern counties of Scotland, there is a pleasant secluded valley, known by the name of Strath- kirtle. It is well cultivated, growing good grain crops, abounding in rich pasture-land, and beautified by the water oi Kirtle, which winds smoothly along between its fertile banks, and loses itself at last in the German Ocean. Strips and roundels of woodland, snug farm steadings, and the sheltering hills on either side, impart an air of peace and an aspect of comfort to this secluded Scottish strath, such as may rarely be witnessed in other countries. Spring nurses there her sweetest wild-flowers, on the meadows, in the woods, and by the water-courses ; summer comes early with choirs of singing-birds, and the voice of the cuckoo ; autumn adorns the fields with the mellowest beauty, and touches the green leaves into gold ; and winter ever spares some gladsome relics of the sister seasons, to cheer the hearts of the inhabitants at Strath- kirtle. In the centre of the valley, and close • beside the stream, there formerly stood the ancient village of Auchincraig ; but the progress of improvement has, I am told, almost swept its last vestiges away. It was, without exception, the oddest, old-fashioned place in which I ever resided for any length of time. The dwelling-houses were of all shapes and sizes, and they had been built, j whether solitary, in rows, or in batches, i in utter contempt of all order and i regularity. One might almost have i imagined that they had fallen down in I dire confusion from the clouds, and I been allowed to stand peaceably where they fell. Some had their gables to the street, some were planted back to back, some frowned front to front. The roofs of not a few rose in ridges like the back I of a dromedary, while the appearance ; of others betokened a perilous collapse i and sudden downfall. Auchincraig ] could boast of styles of architecture j unknown to Grecian and Roman fame. The primitive builders had not been particular regarding the situation of the doors, and evidently considered windows as useless breaks in the walls. Houses two storeys high, with weather-worn THE VILLA GEES and weather-stained slate roofs, stood beside humbler dwellings, low and long, and covered with thatch. The parish church was situated in the burial ground at the east end of the village. It was an old edifice, with ivy-mantled spire, which seemed ready to sink down and mingle with the dust of the many generations who slept around. Jack- daws congregated on its summit, and swallows, unmolested, built their nests in all the windows of the hoary pile. The parish manse, which appeared scarcely less ancient than the church, stood about a stone’s cast from the place of graves. Primeval trees hung their foliage over it in summer, shading its roof and windows from the sunrays, and groaned mournfully throughout all their bare bulk when the bitter blast of winter swept over the exposed church- yard. A beechen hedge encircled the manse and the garden attached. The residence of the minister was by far the pleasantest abode in Auchincraig. Queer and old-fashioned as the vill- age was, it was far surpassed in these respects by the villagers. I could scarcely have believed that it was pos- sible to find so many odd characters and strange mortals collected together in one locality. Nothing astonished me more than the number of old people, male and female, who, “ daunered” about the village streets, or sat dozing on three-legged stools at the doors of their dwellings. It seemed as if the promise, “Thou shalt live long upon the land,” had been specially vouch- safed to them. The old men wore knee-breeches, home-made stockings, blue coats with metal buttons, and red Kilmarnocks ; while the old women looked the very picture of sedate, saga- cious, and decent eld, with their white coifs and black ribbons, and bone spectacles bestriding their attenuated noses. The village children had an “ auld-farrant” appearance; and the young men and women, whose principal OF A UCHINCRAIG. ^ 375 employment was weaving and spinning, partook somewhat of the gravity of their elders with whom they associated so much. It was only at such festive seasons as Hallowe’en, Hansel Monday, and the annual summer Fair, that the natural hilarity of youth displayed itself in any remarkable degree. One of the odd characters of this venerable village was the minister him- self. He belonged to that quaint, home- ly class of Scottish rural pastors, the last remnants of which have now alto- gether vanished. A strange, eccentric old man was the Rev. Thomas Watson — more generally and familiarly known by the name of “ Tammy ” — parish minister of Auchincraig. He was a grayhaired man, but stout of body and ruddy of countenance, hale and hearty as an old farmer, and fond of his own creature comfort, while he imparted to others spiritual consolation. He was generally attired, at home and abroad, in a broad-brimmed hat, knee breeches, and a loose coat, cut in the shape of a jockey’s jacket. He had a habit of screwing his face and shrugging his shoulders, both in the pulpit and out of it, when anything unpleasant occurred. It was amusing to see him engaged in conversation with one of his aged parishioners on the streets of the vil- lage. He applied vigorously to his snuff-box, and a hearty slap on the shoulder of his auditor was the invari- able prelude to a humorous remark. One day, while he was thus enjoying a “twa-handed crack” with an aged member of his congregation, he admini- stered a heavier slap than w^as desirable, upon which the parishioner exclaimed, with more familiarity than reverence, “Tammy, Tammy! my banes are no made o’ brass — dinna hit sae sair ! ” Tammy, notwithstanding his slapping propensities, was a great favourite amongst the people, and I have heard the villagers repeating with great glee some of his witty remarks, and telling . 376 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. anecdotes regarding his eccentricities. He always addressed the people in broad Scotch from the pulpit. Indeed it is more than probable that they would have accused him of preaching heresy if he had ever attempted English. He felt himself as much at home, and said as homely things, in the church and be- fore th« congregation, as when sitting in social converse beside the manse hearth. Several instances of this I dis- tinctly remember. One Sabbath fore- noon, his own servant-girl entered the church rather late — in fact, the first psalm had been sung, and the Rev. Thomas was in the midst of his lengthy opening prayer. Janet, flurried no doubt by disturbing the devotions of the congregation, omitted to shut the door behind her, and a breeze blew up the passage and waved the gray locks of the minister. This was more than the reverend gentleman could endure. He opened his eyes, saw the culprit, and said with his own broad peculiar accent, “Janet, woman, Janet! can ye no steek the door ahint ye, an’ keep the wund oot ! ” Ludicrous as this remark might have appeared in the circum- stances to a stranger, it was listened to by his hearers as devoutly as if it had been an ordinary part of the service. On another occasion “ Tammy ” was holding an evening diet of worship in the church. This, it must be confessed, was with him a rare event indeed. It was the winter season, and, at the close of the first devotional exercise, the candles were emitting a light faint, and feeble as that of the waning crescent- moon. “Tammy ” took up the psalm- book and adjusted his spectacles, but it was of no avail. The solitary “dips” at each' side of the pulpit showed long wicks but little flame. The minister fumbled about for a time, but could not find the object of his search. At last, screwing his face, and shrugging his shoulders, he exclaimed, addressing the beadle (who was also the grave-digger). “Pate, I say, Pate ! what’s come ower ye ? — whaur’s the snuffers, man ? ” Numerous anecdotes of a similar kind are recorded of the eccentric divine of Auchincraig. Once, however, on a baptismal occasion in the church, he committed what was regarded as a sacrilegious act by many of his parish- ioners. It set the tongues of all the mothers and grandmothers a- wagging for a month, and “ Tammy” narrowly escaped a presbyterial investigation. The affair was innocent enough, allow- ing a margin for oddity of character, and he would, in all probability, have come off triumphant from a trial, unless the members of the presbytery had been rigid disciplinarians. The circumstances of the case may briefly be told. At the conclusion of the fore- noon’s discourse, a child was brought up for baptism. The father received the customary exhortations and took his vows, and “Tammy” had just folded up his sleeve preparatory to sprinkling the baptismal water on the infant’s face, when he found to his surprise that Peter, otherwise Pate, the beadle, had stinted somewhat the necessary supply of liquid, perhaps in deference to the wishes of the child’s mother. The eccentric minister had conscientious objections at performing the sacred rite in a per- functory manner, and he accordingly lifted the large pewter basin from its place, much to the amazement of the congregation, and sprinkled the whole contents to the last drop over the face and white attire of the squalling babe ! He then coolly continued the service, in his own peculiar style, as if nothing ex- traordinary had occurred. The Reverend Thomas Watson made himself at home wherever he was. When breakfasting with any of his parishioners, or in the neighbouring manses of brother clergymen, he in- variably took possession of the largest egg, giving as his excuse and speaking from his experience, that “the biggest THE VILLA GEES OF AUCHINCRAIG, 377 were aye the maist caller ! ” He was very fond of porter, and could drink as much toddy as any laird in all Strath- kirtle, without showing the slightest symptoms that he had imbibed more than was good for the health of his body and brain. “Tammy,” it must be confessed, with all his good qualities, was rather lazy and self indulgent. To have spent more than an hour or two in the preparation of a discourse he would have regarded as a culpable waste of precious time. A clergyman in the neighbourhood once narrated to me a ludicrous instance of the manner in which the Auchincraig minister rolled the burden of duty upon the shoulders of others, and managed to escape himself. “ Tammy,” on a certain occasion, was assisting at the dispensation of the sacrament in another part of the county. The good cheer provided for clergymen in the manses at communion seasons he relished with infinite zest, and he generally contrived to coax the younger “hands” into undertaking a large share of his allotted spiritual work. When he could not succeed by coaxing, he adopted more effective means. On the special occasion referred to, he had taken as little part as he possibly could in the Saturday and Sunday services. It was his duty on Monday to preach one of two sermons ; but that was with him the great day of the feast ; a good winding-up dinner was expected in the afternoon, and he felt little inclination for ministerial work. Accordingly, as soon as breakfast was finished, and an hour before the commencement of public worship, he mysteriously disap- peared. When the bell began to toll, the Rev. Thomas was searched for through every room of the house, and in every nook of the manse garden, but he could not be discovered, and another clergyman present was compelled, at a moment’s notice, to undertake the duty of the renegade. Meanwhile, “Tammy” was stretched at full length in an ad- joining corn-field, quietly sunning him- self, with much self-complacent compo- sure, and listening to the voice of psalms floating upwards to the summer heavens from the lips of the assembled worship- pers. He did not leave his lair until the guests were assembled for dinner, and then he returned to the manse, and heartily thanked the “ dear brother ” who had officiated in his stead. His ready wit, his contagious laugh, his fund of racy anecdotes, would doubtless be regarded by the company as some compensation for the sin he had com- mitted in failing to discharge his minis- terial duty. Many years have elapsed since old Tammy Watson was gathered to his fathers ; and of the ancient kirk of Auchincraig in which he preached not one stone now stands upon another. Requiescat hi pace I The parish dominie was another of the eccentric characters in the village. He inhabited a house that had once seen better days, and he appeared also to have seen them himself. He was a tall, thin, silent, swarthy man, past middle age, abstemious and even miserly in his habits. Dominie Dawson was a bachelor, and few people ever crossed his threshold. He disliked old “Tammy,” who took a malicious plea- sure in plaguing and bantering him upon the spareness of his body. Never were two men, occupying the highest posts in a parish, more utterly opposed to each other in appearance, tastes, and habits. “Tammy” was always ready with his joke ; dominie Dawson had never even perpetrated a pun all his life. “ Tammy” laughed immoderately when anything tickled his fancy ; dominie Dawson was seldom seen to relax his grim countenance by a smile. Some men seem to have all things in common, but these two had absolutely nothing. The dominie never dined at the manse, and the minister never supped with the dominie. Still there was room in the parish for them both. 378 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. and each held on the tenor of his way, independent of the oth^r. The dominie, it could not be denied, was by far a more learned man than the minister. He was a capital linguist, as had been proved on more than one occasion, although his knowledge of languages was of little practical avail in the vil- lage of Auchincraig. He was also an enthusiastic naturalist. He returned from solitary rambles among the woods, and along the banks of the Kirtle, with his hat full of wild flowers and “weeds of glorious feature.” The old wives of the village used to say, ‘ ‘ the man mun be crazed, for he’s aye houkin’ among divots ! ” On Saturday afternoons he sent bands of the school children away in search of beetles, moths, butterflies, and all varieties of insects ; and these, after much study and careful examina- tion, he pinned carefully on squares of pasteboard. Dominie Dawson was, in fact, an unrecognised genius. He seemed quite out of place in that se- cluded village, and yet it was almost impossible that he could have existed anywhere else. He was neither very much beloved, nor particularly disliked by his scholars. He- flourished the birch pretty vigorously at times, and it was universally allowed that he made an excellent teacher. He opened his school each day with a prayer, which he had repeated so often that he could think on other matters during the time of its delivery. He always kept his eyes wide open when engaged in the act of devotion, watching intently the behaviour of his scholars, and no sooner was the prayer finished than he pro- ceeded to apply the birchen rod as a corrective to misconduct, and an incite- ment to devotional feeling. ‘ ‘ Tammy, ” alluding to this circumstance, said to him one day — “ Skelpin’ may mak gude scholars, dominie, but it’s sure to mak bad Christians.” After school- hours, the dominie either kept within doors, or walked forth alone. He had not a single companion in the whole village, nor did he cultivate any one’s society. He returned a salutation with civility, but appeared to have no desire for further intercourse. He was still parish teacher when I left the village ; but it is more than probable that the loneliness of his life has now merged into the solitude of the grave. After the minister and dominie, the village crier must not be forgotten. He used a large hand-bell instead of the kettle-drum which is employed in most country places to herald important public announcements, “ Pob Jamie” was the name by which the bellman, as he was called, was generally known throughout the district. A squalid, ragged, cadaverous, miserable -looking object he was. He wore a hat “ which was not all a hat,” part of the rim being gone, and the rain and sunshine finding a free passage through its rents of ruin. A long gaberlunzie’s gaberdine, formed, like Joseph’s coat, of many colours, and adorned with many streamers, descend- ed from his neck to his heels. His feet were strapped over the soles of old shoes that served the purpose of sandals. Thus arrayed, he shuffled with his bell through the streets of Auchincraig, like the presiding genius of the place. It was no use attempting to clothe him in better attire. If he had been presented over night with a royal mantle, he would have appeared at his voca- tian next day in his many - coloured and tattered gaberdine. “ Pob Jamie ” was “cracked,” and public pity alone kept him in his responsible office. It was one of the most ludicrous sights in the world to see him actively engaged in the discharge of his duty, for which he seemed to think he had special call- ing. After tingling his bell for a time, he planted his staff behind him, and leant upon it in a half-sitting posture, and then drawing a long breath, commenc- ed thus, in drawling tones, to give the world the benefit of his announcement : PERLING JOAN. 379 — “ Go-od faa-aat bee-eef to be so-old at Mustruss Ma - act - avushes sho - op at sa-axpence the pund.” Poor Pob made a sad mess of long roup-bills and docu- ments of a similar kind. The villagers, accustomed to his voice and manner, could make some meaning out of his words ; but to strangers it sounded like a language never spoken before on earth since the dispersion at the Tower of Babel. The village boys annoyed the bellman greatly by mimicking his atti- tude and voice when he was in the act of “crying” through the streets. It invariably excited his somewhat iras- cible temper, and he prolonged and in- tensified his tones to an amusing extent. Jamie had a withered, ill-natured, half- crazed old woman for a wife, and a wretched cat-and-dog life they led to- gether in their tottering hovel. The union of these two miserable beings was a melancholy caricature of the matrimonial alliance. They were never known to exchange a single word of affection. In fact, they were apparently bound to each other by mutual hatred. It was strange to think for what purpose they had been created, or why they should exist in the world so long. One winter day, after going his customary round, Pob fell sick, and rapidly declin- ed. In the course of a day or two it was apparent that he was on the very verge of death. His old wife contem- plated with evident pleasure the pros- pect of his speedy dissolution, and within five minutes of his death the half-crazed hag hissed these words into his ear, “ Dee, ye deevil, dee ! ” S pace would fail me to describe minute- ly all the oddities of Auchincraig. There was the keeper of the post-office — a dwarfish man, with elfin locks, and a potorious squint, who knew all the secrets of the village, and seemed to possess the power of reading the con- tents of letters without breaking • the seals. There was “ burnewin,” — a man of huge stature and gigantic strength, — whose “smiddy” after nightfall, when the furnace Idazed, was the fav- ourite resort of all the cockfighters, poachers, and blackguards throughout Strathkirtle. There were the “souter” and the tailor, politicians both, and hard drinkers to boot. Nor did the village want its due complement of “ innocents.” It had greatly more than the average number ; and throughout all my w’anderings, and during all my residences in towns and remote villages, I have never met so many odd characters gathered together as in old Auchincraig. It seemed to me strange that in a valley so beautiful, — where nature is prodigal of her richest gifts, where flowers bloom, birds sing, and corn-fields rustle’ in the summer breeze,— -humanity should have appeared in such strange shapes and eccentric manifestations. But the old village is gone, and the old villagers have departed, and the sun now shines upon new homes and fresher hearts. ' PEELING JOAN. By John Gibson Lockhart, LL.D. Our Laird was a very young man when his father died, and he gaed awa to France, and Italy, and Flanders, and Germany, immediately, and we saw naething o’ him for three years ; and my brother, John Baird, went wi’ him as his own body-servant. When that time was gane by, our Johnny cam 380 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, hame and taiild us that Sir Claud wad be here the next day, an’ that he was bringing hame a foreign lady wi’ him — but they were not married. This news was a sair heart, as ye may suppose, to a’ that were about the house ; and we were just glad that the auld lady was dead and buried, not to hear of sic. doings. But what could we do? To be sure, the rooms were a’ put in order, and the best chamber in the hale house was got ready for Sir Claud and her. John tauld me, when we were alane together that night, that I wad be surprised wi’ her beauty when she came. But I never could have believed, till I saw her, that she was sae very young — such a mere bairn, I may say ; I’m sure she was not more than fifteen. Such a dancing, gleesome bit bird of a lassie was never seen ; and ane could not but pity her mair than blame her for what she had done, she was sae visibly in the daftness and light-headed- ness of youth. Oh, how she sang, and played, and galloped about on the wild- est horses in the stable, as fearlessly as if she had been a man ! The house was full of fun and glee ; and Sir Claud and she were both so young and so comely, that it was enough to break ane’s very heart to behold their thoughtlessness. She was aye sitting on his knee, wi’ her arm about his neck ; and for weeks and months this love and merriment lasted. The poor body had no airs wi’ her; she was just as humble in her speech to the like of us, as if she had been a cottar’s lassie. I believe there was not one of us that could help liking her, for a’ her faults. She was a glaiket creature ; but gentle and tender-hearted as a perfect lamb, and sae bonny ! I never sat eyes upon her match. She had never any colour but black for her gown, and it was commonly satin, and aye made in the same fashion ; and a’ the perling about her bosom, and a great gowden chain stuck full of precious rubies and diamonds. She never put powder on her head neither ; oh proud, proud was she of her hair ! I’ve often known her comb and comb at it for an hour on end ; and when it was out of the buckle, the bonny black curls fell as low as her knee. You never saw such a head of hair since ye were born. She was the daughter of a rich auld Jew in Flanders, and ran awa frae the house wi’ Sir Claud, ae night when there was a great feast gaun on, — the Passover supper, as John thought, — and out she came by the back-door to Sir Claud, dressed for supper wi’ a’ her braws. Weel, this lasted for the maist feck of a year ; and Perling Joan (for that was what the servants used to ca’ her, frae the laces about her bosom), Mrs Joan lay in and had a lassie. Sir Claud’s auld uncle, the colonel, was come hame from America about this time, and he wrote for the laird to gang in to Edinburgh to see him, and he behoved to do this ; and away he went ere the bairn was mair than a fortnight auld, leaving the lady wi’ us. I was the maist experienced body about the house, and it was me that got chief charge of being with her in her recovery. The poor young thing was quite changed now. Often and often did she greet herself blind, lamenting to me about Sir Claud’s no marrying her ; for she said she did not take muckle thought about thae things afore ; but that now she had a bairn to Sir Claud, and she could not bear to look the wee thing in the face, and think a’ body would ca’ it a bastard. And then she said she was come of as decent folk as any lady in Scotland, and moaned and sobbit about her auld father and her sisters. But the colonel, ye see, had gotten Sir Claud into the town ; and we soon began to hear reports that the colonel had been terribly angry about Perling Joan, and threatened Sir Claud to PEELING JOAN. 381 leave every penny he had past him, if he did not put Joan away, and marry a lady like himself. And what wi’ fleeching, and what wi’ flyting, sae it was that Sir Claud went away to the north wi’ the colonel, and the marriage between him and lady Juliana was agreed upon, and everything settled. Everybody about the house had heard mair or less about a’ this, or ever a word of it came her length. But at last, Sir Claud himself writes a long letter, telling her what a’ was to be ; and offering to gie her a heap o’ siller, and send our John ower the sea wi’ her, to see her safe back to her friends — her and her baby, if she liked best to take it with her ; but if not, the colonel was to take the bairn hame, and bring her up a lady, away from the house here, not to breed any dispeace. This was what our Johnny said was to be proposed ; for as to the letter itself, I saw her get it, and she read it twice ower, and flung it into the fire before my face. She read it, whatever it was, with a wonderful composure ; but the moment after it was in the fire she gaed clean aff into a fit, and she was out of one and into anither for maist part of the forenoon. Oh, what a sight she was ! It would have melted the heart of stone to see her. The first thing that brought »her to herself was the sight of her bairn. I brought it, and laid it on her knee, thinking it would do her good it she could give it a suck ; and the poor trembling thing did as I bade her ; and the moment the bairn’s mouth was at the breast, she turned as calm as the baby itsel — the tears rapping ower her cheeks, to be sure, but not one word more. I never heard her either greet or sob again a’ that day. I put her and the bairn to bed that night — but nae combing and curling o’ the bonnie black hair did I see then. However, she seemed very calm and composed, and I left them, and gaed to my ain bed, which was in a little room within hers. Next morning, the bed was found cauld and empty, and the front door of the house standing wide open. We dragged the waters, and sent man and horse every gate, but ne’er a trace of her could we ever light on, till a letter came twa or three weeks after, addressed to me, frae hersel. It was fust a line or twa, to say that she was well, and thanking me, poor thing, for having been attentive about her in her down-ly- ing. It was dated frae London. And she charged me to say nothing to anybody of having received it. But this was what I could not do ; for everybody had set it down for a certain thing, that the poor lassie had made away baith wi’ hersel and the bairn. I dinna weel ken whether it was owing to this or not, but Sir Claud’s marriage was put aff for twa or three years, and he never cam near us a’ that while. At length word came that the wedding was to be put over directly ; and painters, and upholsterers, and I know not what all, came and turned the hale house upside down, to prepare for my lady’s hame-coming. The only room that they never meddled wi’ was that that had been Mrs Joan’s : and no doubt they had been ordered what to do. Weel, the day came, and a braw sunny spring day it was, that Sir Claud and the bride were to come hame to the Mains. The grass was a’ new mawn about the policy, and the walks sweep- it, and the cloth laid for dinner, and everybody in their best to give them their welcoming. John Baird came galloping up the avenue like mad, to tell us that the coach was amaist with- in sight, and gar us put oursels in order afore the ha’ steps. We were a’ stand- ing there in our ranks, and up came the coach rattling and driving, wi’ I dinna ken how mony servants riding behind it ; and Sir Cland lookit out at the window, and was waving his handker- I 382 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, chief to us, when, just as fast as fire ever flew frae flint, a woman in a red cloak rushed out from among the auld shrubbery at the west end of the house, and flung herself in among the horses’ feet, and the wheels gaed clean out ower her breast, and crushed her dead in a single moment. She never stirred. Poor thing ! she was nae Perling Joan then. She was in rags — perfect rags all below the bit cloak ; and we found the bairn, rowed in a checked apron, lying just behind the hedge. A braw heart- some welcoming for a pair of young married folk ! — The Hist 07 y of Matthew Wald, JANET SMITH. By Professor Thomas Gillespie. Old Janet Smith lived in a cottage overshadowed by an ash-tree, and flank- ed by a hawthorn, called Lasscairn, — so named, in all probability, from a cairn of stones, almost in the centre of which this simple habitation was placed, in which, even within the period of my remembrance, three maiden veterans kept rock and reel, bleezing hearth and reeking lum.” They were uniformly mentioned in the neighbourhood as “ the lasses o’ Lasscairn,” though their united ages might have amounted to something considerably above three-score thrice told. Janet, however, of whom I am now speaking, had been married in her teens, and her husband having lost his life in a lime-quarry, she had been left with an only child, a daughter, whom, by the help of God’s blessing, and her wee wheel, she had reared and educated as far as the Proofs and Willison’s. This daughter having attained to a suitable age, had been induced one fine summer evening, whilst her mother was engaged in her evening devotion under the shadow of the ash-tree, to take a plea- sure walk with Rob Paton, a neigh- bouring ploughman, but then recently enlisted, and to share his name and his fortunes for twenty-four months to come. At the end of this period, she found hp* mother nearly in the same position in which she had left her, praying ear- nestly to her God to protect, direct, and return her “ bairn.” There were, how- ever, two bairns for the good old woman to bless, instead of one, and the young Jessie Paton was said to be the very pic- ture of her mother. Be that as it may, old Janet, now a grannie, loved the bairn, forgave the mother, and by the help of an additional wheel, which, in contradistinction to her own, was desig- nated “ muckle,” she, and her ‘‘ broken- hearted, deserted ” daughter, contrived for years to earn such a subsistence as their very moderate wants required. At last a severe fever cut off the mother, and left a somewhat sickly child at about nine years of age, under the sole pro- tection of an aged and enfeebled grand- mother. It was at this stage of old Janet’s earthly travail that, in the charac- ter of a schoolboy, I became acquainted with her and her daughter, — for ever after the mother’s death, the child knew her grandmother by no other name, and under no other relation. Janet had a particular way — still the practice in Dumfriesshire — of dressing or preparing her meal of potatoes. They were scraped, well-dried, salted, beetled, buttered, milked, and ultimately rumbled into the most beautiful and palatable consistency. In short, they JANET SMITH. 383 became that first, and — beyond the limits of the south country — least known of all delicacies, “champit potatoes.” As I returned often hungry and weary from school, Janet’s pot presented itself to me, hanging in the reek, and at a con- siderable elevation above the fire, as the most tempting of all objects. In fact, Janet, knowing that my hour of return from school was full two hours later than hers of repast, took this method of reserving for me a full heaped spoonful of the residue of her and her Jessie’s meal. Never whilst I live, and live by food, shall I forget the exquisite feelings of eager delight with which that single overloaded spoonful of beat or “ cham- pit ” potatoes was devoured. There are pleasures of sentiment and imagination of which I have occasionally partaken, and others connected with what is called the heart and affections ; all these are beautiful and engrossing in their way and in their season, but to a hungry school- boy, who has devoured his dinner “piece” ere ten o’clock a,m., and is returning to his home at a quarter be- fore five, the presentiment, the sight, and, above all, the taste and reflection connected with the swallowing of a spoonful — and such a spoonful ! — of Janet Smith’s potatoes, is, to say no- thing flighty or extravagant, not less sea- sonable than exquisite. As my tongue walked slowly and cautiously round and round the lower and upper boundaries of the delicious load, as if loath rapidly to diminish that bulk, which the craving stomach would have wished to have been increased had it been tenfold, my whole soul was wrapped in Elysium ; it tum- bled about, and rioted in an excess of delight — a kind of feather-bed of downy softness. Drinking is good enough in its season, particularly when one is thirsty ; but the pleasures attendant on the satisfying of the appetite for me ! — this is assuredly the great, the master gratification. But Janet did not only deal in pota- toes ; she had likewise a cheese, and, on pressing occasions, a bottle of beer besides. The one stood in a kind of corner press or cupboard, whilst the other occupied a still less dignified position beneath old Janet’s bed. To say the truth of Janet’s cheese, it was not much beholden to the maker. It might have been advantageously cut into bullets or marbles, such was its hardness and solidity ; but then, in those days, my teeth were good ; and, with a keen stomach and a willing mind, much may be effected even on a “ three times skimmed sky-blue ! ” The beer — for which I have often adventured into the terra incognita already mentioned, even at the price of a prostrate person and a dusty jacket — was excellent, brisk, frothy, and nippy ; — my breath still goes when I think of it. And then Janet wore such long strings of tape, blue and red, white and yellow, all striped and variegated like a gardener’s garter ! I shall never be such a beau again, as when my stockings on Sabbath were ornamented with a new pair of Janet’s well-known, much-prized, and admired garters. It was, however, after all, on Sab- bath that Janet appeared to move in her native element. It was on Sabbath that her face brightened, and her step became accelerated — that her spectacles were carefully wiped with the comer of a clean neck-napkin, and her Bible was called into early and almost uninter- rupted use. It was on Sabbath that her devotions were poured forth — both in a family and private capacity — with an earnestness and a fervency which I have never seen surpassed in manse or mansion, in desk or pulpit. There is, indeed, nothing in nature so beautiful and elevating as sincere and heartfelt, heart-warming devotion. There is a poor, frail creature, verging on three- score and ten years, with an attendant lassie, white-faced, and every way “shilpy” in appearance. Around them 384 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. are nothing more elevating or exciting than a few old sticks of furniture, sooty rafters, and a smoky atmosphere. Surely imbecility has here clothed her- self in the forbidding garb of depen- dence and squalid poverty ! The worm that crawls into light through the dried mole-hill, all powdered over with the dust from which it is escaping, is a fit emblem of such an object and such a condition. But over all this let us pour the warm and glowing radiance 01 genuine devotion ! The roots of that consecrated ash can bear witness to those halt-articulated breathings, which connect the weakness of man with the power of God, — the squalidness of poverty with the radiant richness of divine grace. Do those two hearts, which under one covering breathe forth their evening sacrifice in hope and reliance — do they feel, do they acknow- ledge any alliance with the world’s opinions, the world’s artificial and cruel distinctions? If there be one object more pleasing to God and to the holy ministers of His will than another, it is this — age uniting with youth, and youth with age, in the giving forth into audible, if not articulate expression, the fulness of the devout heart ! Lord W , whose splendid resi- dence stands about fifteen miles distant from Lasscairn, happened to be engaged in a hunting expedition in the neigh- bourhood of this humble and solitary Abode, and haying separated from his attendants and companions, he be- thought himself of resting for a little under a roof, however humble, from which he saw smoke issuing. But when he put his thumb to the latch it would not move ; and after an effort or two, he applied first his eye, and lastly his ear, to the keyhole, to ascertain the presence of the inhabitants. The solemn voice of fervent prayer met his ear, uttered by a person evidently not in a kneeling, but in an erect position; he could, in short, distinctly gather the nature and tendency of Janet’s address to her Maker. She was manifestly engaged in asking a blessing on her daily meal, and was proceeding to enumerate, with the voice of thanksgiving, the many mercies with which, under God’s good providence, she and hers had been visited. After an extensive enumera- tion, she came at last to speak of that ample provision on which she was now imploring a blessing. In this part of her address she dwelt with peculiar cheerfulness, as well as earnestness of tone, on that goodness which had pro- vided so bountifully for her, whilst many better deserving than she were worse circumstanced. The whole tenor of her prayer tended to impress the listener with the belief that Janet’s board, though spread in a humble hut, must be at least amply supplied with the necessaries of life. But what was Lord W ’s surprise, on entrance, to find that a round oaten bannock, toast- ing before a brick at a peat fire, with a basin of whey, — the gift of a kind neigh- bour, — composed that ample and boun- tiful provision for which this humble, but contented and pious woman ex- pressed so much gratitude ! Lord W was struck with the contrast between his own condition and feelings and those of this humble pair ; and, in settling upon Janet and her inmate a-year for life, he enabled her to accom- modate herself with a new plaid and black silk hood, in which she appeared, with her granddaughter, every Sabbath, occupying her well-known and acknow- ledged position on the lowest step of the pulpit stair, and paying the same respect to the minister in passing as if she had been entirely dependent on her own industry and the good will of her neighbours as formerly. THE UNLUCKY TOP BOOTS. 385 THE UNLUCKY TOP BOOTS. Chapter I. Top Boots, as eveiybody must have re- marked, are now [1833] nearly altogether out of fashion. Their race is all but extinct. An occasional pair may in- deed still be seen encasing the brawny legs of a stout elderly country gentle- man on a market day, or on the occasion of a flying visit to the metro- polis ; but with this exception, and with probably that of some hale obsti- nate bachelor octogenarian, who, in full recollection of the impression which his top boots had made on the public mind some fifty years since, still persists in thrusting his shrivelled shanks into the boots of his youth ; — we say, with the first positive, and the last probable exception, this highly respectable-look- ing, and somewhat flashy, article of dress has entirely disappeared. Time was, however, and we recollect it well, when matters stood far other- wise with top boots. We have a dis- tinct vision of numberless pairs flit- ting before our eyes, through the mazes of the various thoroughfares of the city ; but, alas ! they have vanished, one after another, like stars before the light of approaching day. Rest to their soles — they are now gathered to their fathers — their brightness is extinguished — their glory is gone. The Conqueror of Waterloo hath conquered them also. The top boots have fallen before the Wellingtons ! We have said that we recollect when it was otherwise with top boots, and so we do. We recollect when a pair of top boots was a great object of ambi- tion with the young, whose worldly prosperity was all yet to come — whose means of indulging in such little vani- ties of the flesh were yet to be acquired. To them a pair of top boots was a sort of land-mark in the voyage of life ; a ( 7 ) palpable, prominent, and desirable ob- ject to be attained ; a sort of Cape Horn to be doubled. Nor were they less objects of ambition at the time we speak of — say about 40 years since — to the more advanced, whose circumstances required a long previous hint to prepare for such an event as the purchase of a pair of top boots. In short, top boots were the rage of the day. The appren- tice, the moment he got ‘‘ out ” of his time, got “into” his top boots. The first thing the young grocer did was to get a pair of top boots. No lover then went to woo his mistress but in top boots, or at least if he did, the chance was, that he would go to very little purpose. The buckishly-inclined me- chanic, too, hoarded his superfluous earn- ings until they reached the height of a pair of top boots, in which to entomb his lower limbs. Although their visits now, as we have already hinted, are ‘ ‘ few and far between, ” we have seen the day when, instead of being but occa- sionally seen, like solitary points of light as they are now, on the dusky street, they converted it by their numbers into an absolute via lactea ^ — a perfect galaxy of white leather, — or shot, frequent, pale, and flitting, like northern streamers, through the dark tide of humanity as it strolled along. No marvel is it, therefore, that, in the midst of the wide prevalence of this top boot epidemic, poor Tommy Aikin should have fallen a victim to the dis- ease — that his heart should have been set upon a pair of top boots ; nor is it a marvel that Mr Aikin should have been able finally to gratify this longing of his, seeing that he was in tolerable circumstances, or at least in such cir- cumstances as enabled him, by re- trenching a little somewhere else, to 2 B 386 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, attain the great object of his ambition — a pair of top boots. No marvel, then, as we have said, are these things which we have related of Mr Aikin ; but great marvel is it that a pair of top boots should have wrought any man such mischief, as we shall presently show they did to that honest man. But let us not anticipate. Let us, as has been before wisely said, begin at the beginning, and say who Mr Aikin was, and what were the evils in which his top boots involved him. Be it known, then, to all whom it may concern, that Mr Thomas Aikin was an officer of Excise, and was, at the period to which our story 1 relates, residing in a certain small town not more than fifty miles distant from the city of Glasgow. Mr Aikin was a stout-made middle-aged man, ex- ceedingly good-natured, kind, civil, and obliging. In short, he was an excellent fellow, honest and upright in all his deal- ings, and a faithful servant of the revenue. Everybody liked Mr Aikin, and Mr Aikin liked everybody ; and sorely did everybody lament his misfortunes when they fell upon him. Mr Aikin had for many years led a happy life in the bosom of his family. He laughed and joked away, took his jug of toddy, caressed his children, spoke always affectionately to and of his wife, and was so spoken to and of by her in return. In short, Mr Aikin was a happy man up to that evil hour when he con- ceived the idea of possessing himself of a pair of top boots. “Mary,” said Mr Aikin, one luck- less evening, to his loving wife, after having sat for about half an hour look- ing into the fire. “Aweel, Thomas?” said his spouse, in token of her attention. “ I wad like to hae a pair o’ tap boots,” replied Mr Aikin, shortly, and without further preamble, although he had in reality bestowed a good deal of thought on the subject previously ; in- deed, a dim undefined vision of top boots had been floating before his mind’s eye for nearly a month before it took the distinct shape of such a determination as he was now about to express. “ Aweel, Thomas,” replied his better half, with equal brevity, ye had better get a pair.” “ They’re decent lookin’ things,” rejoined Mr Aikin. “Indeed are they,” said his indul- gent spouse, — “very decent and respect- able, Thomas.” ‘ ‘ Rather flashy though, I doubt, for the like o’ me,” quoth Mr Aikin. “I dinna see that, Thomas, sae lang as ye’re able to pay for them,” remarked Mrs Aikin. “No so very able, my dear,” re- sponded her husband ; “ but I wad like to hae a pair for a’ that, just to wear on Sundays and collection days.” ‘ ‘ Aweel, THiomas, get them ; and what for no ? ” replied Mrs Aikin, “since your mind’s bent on them. We’ll save the price o’ them aff some- thing else.” We need not pursue further the ami- able colloquy which took place on this fatal night between Mr Aikin and his wife. Suffice it to say, that that night fixed Mr Aikin’s resolution to order a pair of top boots. On the very next day he was measured for the said boots ; and late on the Saturday evening fol- lowing, the boots, with their tops care- fully papered, to protect them from injury, were regularly delivered by an apprentice boy into the hands of Mrs Aikin herself, for her husband’s in- terest. As Mr Aikin was not -himself in the house when the boots were brought home, they were placed in a corner of the parlour to await his pleasure ; and certainly nothing could look more harmless or more inoffensive than did these treacherous boots, as they now stood, with their muffled tops and shin- ing feet, in the corner of Mr Aikin’s THE UNLUCKY TOP BOOTS, 387 parlour. But alas ! alas ! shortsighted mortals that we are, that could not foresee the slightest portion of the evils with which these rascally boots were fraught ! To shorten our story as much as possible, we proceed to say that Mr Aikin at length came home, and being directed to where the boots lay, he raised them up in one hand, holding a candle in the other ; and having turned them round and round several times, admiring their gloss and fair proportions, laid them down again with a calm quiet smile of satisfaction, and retired to bed. Sunday came, the church bells rang, and Mr Aikin sallied forth in all the pomp and glory of a pair of spick and span new top boots. With all Mr Aikin’s good qualities, there was, however,— and we forgot to mention it before, — a “ leetle ” touch of personal vanity ; the slightest imaginable it was, but still such an ingredient did enter into the composition of his character, and it was this weakness, as philosophers call it, which made him hold his head ^ at an unwonted height, and throw out his legs with a flourish, and plant his foot with a firmness and decision on this particu- lar Sunday, which was quite unusual with him, or, at least, which had pass- ed unnoticed before. With the ex- ception, however, of a few passing remarks, in which there was neither much acrimony nor much novelty, Mr Aikin’s boots were allowed to go to and from the church in peace and quietness. “ Hae ye seen Mr Aikin’s tap boots ? ” “ Faith, Mr Aikin looks weel in his tap boots.” “ Mr Aikin was unco grand the day in his tap boots.” Such and such like were the only observations which Mr Aikin’s top boots elicited on the first Sunday of their appearance. Sunday after Sunday came and departed, and with the Sundays came also and departed Mr Aikin’s top boots, for he wore them only on that sacred day, and on collection days, as he himself originally proposed. Like every other marvel, they at length sank quietly to rest, becoming so associated and identified with the wearer, that no one ever thought of discussing them separately. Deceitful calm — treacherous silence ! — it was but the gathering of the storm. It so happened that Mr Aikin, in the language of the Excise, surveyed, that is, ascertained and levied the duties payable by a tanner, or leather dresser, who carried on his business in the town in which Mr Aikin resided. Now, the Honourable Board of Excise were in those days extremely jealous of the fidelity of their officers, and in a spirit of suspicion of the honour and faith of man peculiar to themselves, readily listened to every report prejudicial to the character of their servants. Here, then, was an apparently intimate connection, and of the worst sort, — a pair of top boots, — between a revenue officer and a trader, a dresser of leather. Remote and obscure hints of connivance between the former and the latter began to arise, and in despite of the general esteem in which Mr Aikin was held, and the high opinion which was entertained of his worth and integrity, these hints and suspicions — such is the wickedness and perversity of human nature — gradually gained ground, until they at length reached the ears of the Board, with the most absurd aggravations. Their honours were told, but by whom was never ascertained, that the most nefarious practices were going on in , and to an enormous extent. Large speculations in contraband leather, on the joint account of the officer and trader, were talked of ; the one sinking his capital, the other sacri- ficing the king’s duties. Whole hogs- heads of manufactured boots and shoes were said to be exported to the West Indies, as the common adventure of the officer and trader. The entire family and friends of the former, to the tenth 388 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. degree of propinquity, were said to have been supplied gratis with boots and shoes for the last ten years. In short, the whole affair was laid before their honours, the Commissioners of Excise, decked out in the blackest colours, and so swollen, distorted, and exaggerated, that no man could have conceived for a moment that so monstrous a tale of dis- honesty and turpitude could have been manufactured out of a thing so simple as a pair of top boots. Indeed, how could he? For the boots — the real ground of the vile fabrication — were never once mentioned, nor in the slightest degree alluded to ; but, as it was, the thing bore a serious aspect, and so thought the Honourable Board of Excise. A long and grave consultation was held in the Board-room, and the result was, an order to the then collector of Excise in Glasgow to make a strict and immediate inquiry into the circumstances of the case, and to report thereon ; a measure which was followed up, in a day or two afterwards, by their honours dispatching two surveying-generals, as they are called, also to Glasgow, to assist at and superintend the investigation which the collector had been directed to set on foot. On the arrival of these officers at Glasgow, they forthwith waited upon the collector, to ascertain what he had learned regarding Mr Aikin’s nefarious practices. The result of the con- sultation, which was here again held, was a determination, on the part of the generals and the collector, to proceed to the scene of Mr Aikin’s ignominy, and to prosecute their inquiries on the spot, as the most likely way of arriving at a due knowledge of the facts. Accordingly, two chaises were hired at the expense of the Crown, one for the two generals, and another for the collector and his clerk — all this, good reader, be it remembered, arising from the simple circumstance of Mr Aikin’s having indulged himself in the luxury of a single solitary pair of top boots. — and, moreover, the first pair he ever had. The gentlemen, having seated themselves in the carriages, were joined, just before starting, by a friend of the collector’s, on horseback, who, agreeably to an arrangement he had made with the latter on the preceding day, now came to ride out with them to the scene of their impending labours ; and thus, though of course he had nothing to do with the proceedings of the day, he added not a little to the imposing character of the procession, which was now about to move in the direction of Mr Aikin’s top boots. An hour and a half’s drive brought the whole cavalcade into the little town in which the unfortunate owner of the said boots resided ; and little did he think, honest man, as he eyed the procession passing the windows, marvelling the while what it could mean — little, we say, did he think that the sole and only object, p7'o tenipore at least, of those who composed it, was to inquire how, and by what means, and from whom, he had gotten his top boots. Of this fact, however, he was soon made aware. In less than half an hour he was sent for, and told, for the first time, of the heavy charges which lay against him. A long, tedious investigation took place ; item after item of poor Aikin’s indictment melted away beneath the process of inquiry ; until at length the whole affair resolved itself into the original cause of all the mischief, — the pair of top boots. Nothing which could in the slightest degree impugn Mr Aikin’s honesty re- mained but these unlucky top boots, and for them he immediately produced his shoemaker’s receipt : — Mr Aikin, Botight ofViKviTi Anderson, One pair of Top Boots, . . £2^ 2s. Settled in full, David Anderson. With this finisher the investigation THE UAEUCKY TOP BOOTS. 389 closed, and Mr Aikin stood fully and honourably acquitted of all the charges brought against him. The impression, hcwever, which the affair made at head-quarters, was far from being favounible to him. He was ever after considered there in the light, not of an innocent man, but as one against whom nothing could be proven ; and his motions were watched with the utmost vigilance. The consequence was, that, in less than three months, he was dis- missed from the service of the revenue. ostensibly for some trifling omission of duty ; but he himself thought, and so did everybody else, that the top boots were in reality the cause of his mis- fortune. One would have thought that this was quite enough of mischief to arise from one pair of top boots, and so thought everybody but the top boots themselves, we suppose. This, how- ever, was but a beginning of the calami- ties into which they walked with their unfortunate owner. Chapter II. About four miles distant from the town in which Mr Aikin lived, there resided an extensive coal-mine pro- prietor of the name of Davidson ; and It so happened that he, too, had a pre- dilection for that particular article of dress, already so often named, viz., top boots; indeed, he was never known to wear anything else in their place. Davidson was an elderly gentleman, harsh and haughty in his manner, and extremely mean in all his dealings — a manner and disposition which made him greatly disliked by the whole country, and especially by his work- men, the miners, of whom he employed upwards of a hundred and fifty. The abhorrence in which Mr Davidson was at all times held by his servants, was at this particular moment greatly increased by an attempt which he was making to reduce his workmen’s wages ; and to such a height had their resentment risen against their employer, that some of the more ferocious of them were heard to throw out dark hints of personal violence ; and it was much feared by Davidson’s friends — of whom he had, however, but i a very few, and these mostly connected with him by motives of interest — that such an occurrence would, in reality, happen one night or other, and that at no great distance of time. Nor was this fear groundless. Mr Davidson was invited to dine with a neighbouring gentleman. He accepted the invitation, very fool- ishly, as his family thought ; but he did accept it, and went accord- ingly. It was in the winter time, and the house of his host was about a mile distant from his own re- sidence. Such an opportunity as this of giving their employer a sound drub- bing had been long looked for by some half dozen of Mr Davidson’s workmen, and early and correct information on the subject of his dining out enabled them to avail themselves of it. The conspirators, having held a consultation, resolved to waylay Davidson on his re- turn home. With this view they pro- ceeded, after it became dark, in the direction of the house in which their employer was dining. Having gone about half way, they halted, and held another consultation, whereat it was de- termined that they should conceal them- selves in a sunk fence which ran alongside of the road, until the object of their resentment approached, when they should all rush out upon him at once, and belabour him to their hearts’ content. This settled, they all cowered 390 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, down into the ditch, to await the ar- rival of their victim. “But how will we ken him i’ the dark?” said Jock Tamson, one of the conspirators, in a low whisper, to his next neighbour ; “ we may fa’ foul o’ somebody else in a mistak.” The question rather posed Jock’s neighbour, who immediately put it to the person next him, and he again to the next, and on went the important query, until all were in possession of it ; but none could answer it. At length, one of more happy device than the rest suggested that Mr Davidson might be recognised by his top boots. The idea pleased all, and was by all considered infallible, for the fame of Mr Aikin’s boots had not yet reached this particular quarter of the country. Satisfied that they had hit upon an unerring mark by which to know their man, the ruffians waited patiently for his approach. At length, after fully two hours’ watch- ing, the fall of a footstep broke faintly on their ears ; it came nearer and nearer, and became every moment more and more distinct. Breathless with the in- tensity of their feelings, the conspirators, in dead silence, grasped their cudgels with increased energy, and sunk them- selves in the ditch until their eyes were on a level with the ground, that they might at once place the approaching object full before them, and between them and the feeble light which lingered in the western sky. In the meantime, the wayfarer approached ; two dim whitey objects glimmered indistinctly in the darkness. They were instantly re- cognized to be Mr Davidson’s top boots ; a loud shout followed this feeling of conviction ; the colliers rushed from their hiding-place, and in the next in- stant half a dozen bludgeons whistled round the ears of the unfortunate way- farer. The sufferer roared lustily for mercy, but he roared in vain. The blows fell thick and fast upon his luck- less head and shoulders, for it was necessary that the work should be done quickly ; and a few seconds more saw him lying senseless and bleeding in the ditch in which his assailants had con- cealed themselves. Having satisfied their vengeance, the ruffians now fled, leaving their victim behind them in the condition we have described. Morning came ; a man was found in a ditch, speechless, and bleeding profusely from many severe wounds on the head and face. He was dragged out, and, after cleansing his face from the blood and dirt with which it was encrusted, the unfortunate man was recognised to be — Mr Thomas Aikin ! The unlucky boots, and they alone, were the cause of poor Aikin’s mis- chance. He had, indeed, been mauled by mistake, as the reader will have already anticipated. There was no in- tention whatever on the part of the col- liers to do Mr Aikin any injury, for Mr Aikin, in the whole course of his harm- less life, had never done them any ; in- deed, he was wholly unknown to them, and they to him. It was the top boots, and nothing but the top boots, that did all the mischief. But to go on with our story. Aikin was carried home, and, through the strength of a naturally good constitution and skilful surgical assist- ance, recovered so far in six weeks as to be able to go about as usual, although he bore to his grave with him on his face the marks of the violence which he had received, besides being disfigured by the loss of some half dozen of his front teeth. The top boots, which poor Aikin had worn before as articles of dress, and, of course, as a matter of choice, he was now obliged to wear daily from neces- sity, being, as we have already related, dismissed from his situation in the Ex- cise. One would think that Aikin had now suffered enough for his predilection for top boots, seeing — at least so far as we can see — that there was no great harm in such an apparently inoffensive indulgence ; but Mr Aikin’s evil stars. THE UNLUCKY TOP BOOTS, 391 or his top boots themselves, w^e do not know which, were of a totally different opinion, and on this opinion they forth- with proceeded to act. Some weeks after the occurrence of the disaster just recorded, the little town of , where Aikin resided, was suddenly thrown into a state of the utmost horror and consternation by the report of a foul murder and robbery having been committed on the highway, and within a short distance of the town ; and of all the inhabitants who felt hor- ror-struck on this occasion, there was no one more horrified than Mr Thomas Aikin. The report, however, of the murder and robbery was incorrect, in so far as the unfortunate man was still living, although little more, when found in the morning, for the deed had been committed over night. Being a stranger, he was immediately conveyed to the principal inn of the town, put to bed, and medical aid called in. The fiscal, on learning that the man was still in exist- ence, instantly summoned his clerk, and, accompanied by a magistrate, hast- ened to the dying man’s bedside, to take down whatever particulars could be learnt from him regarding the assault and robbery. After patiently and laboriously connecting the half intel- ligible and disjointed sentences which they from time to time elicited from him, they made out that he was a cattle- dealer, that he belonged to Edinburgh, that he had been in Glasgow, and that, having missed the evening coach which plies between the former and the latter city, he had taken the road on foot, with the view of accomplishing one stage, and there awaiting the coming up of the next coach. They further elicited from him that he had had a large sum of money upon him, of which, of course, he had been deprived. The fiscal next proceeded to inquire if he could identify the person or persons who attacked him. He mumbled a reply in the negative. “ How many were there of them?” inquired the magistrate. “ Were there more than one?” “ Only one,” muttered the unfortunate man. “ Was there any peculiarity in his dress or appearance that struck you ? ” asked the fiscal. He mumbled a reply, but none of the bystanders could make it out. The question was again put, and both the magistrate and fiscal stooped down simul- taneously to catch the answer. After an interval it came — and what think you it was, good reader? Why, “top boots,” distinctly and unequivocally. The fiscal and magistrate looked at each other for a second, but neither durst venture to hint at the astounding suspicion which the mention of these remarkable objects forced upon them. “He wore top boots, you say?” again inquired the fiscal, to make sure that he had heard aright. “Y-e-s, t-o-p b-o-o-ts,” was again the reply. “Was he a thin man, or a stout man ? ” “ A stout man.” “ Young or middle-aged? ” “ Middle-aged.” “Tall or short ? ” “Short,” groaned out the sufferer, and, with that word, the breath of life departed from him. This event, of course, put an im- mediate end to the inquiry. The fiscal and magistrate now retired to consult together regarding what was best to be done, and to consider the deposition of the murdered man. There was a certain pair of top boots pre- sent to the minds of both, but the wearer of them had hitherto borne an unblemished character, and was per- sonally known to them both as a kind- hearted, inoffensive man. Indeed, up to this hour, they would as soon have believed that the minister of the parish would commit a robbery as Mr Aikin — we say Mr Aikin, for we can nc 392 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, longer conceal the fact, that it was Mr Aikin’s boots, however reluctantly admitted, that flashed upon the minds of the two gentlemen of whom we are now speaking. “The thing is impossible, incredible of such a man as Mr Aikin,” said the magistrate, in reply to the first open insinuation of the fiscal, although, in saying this, he said what was not in strict accordance with certain vague suspicions which had taken possession of his ovm mind. “ Why, I should say so too,” replied the officer of the law, “ were I to judge by the character which he has hitherto borne ; but here,” he said, holding up the deposition of the murdered man, “ here are circumstances which we cannot be warranted in overlooking, let them implicate whom they may. There is in especial the top boots,” went on the fiscal; “now, there is not another pair within ten miles of us but Aikin’s ; for Mr Davidson, the only man whom I know that wears them besides, is now in London. There is the personal description, too, exact. And besides all this, bailie, ” continued the law officer, “ you will recollect that Mr Aikin is and has been out of em- ployment for the last six months ; and there is no saying what a man who has a large family upon his hands will do in these circumstances.” The bailie acknowledged the force of his colleague’s observations, but re- marked, that, as it was a serious charge, it must be gone cautiously and warily about. “For it wad be,” he said, “ rather a hard matter to hang a man upon nae ither evidence than a pair o’ tap boots. ” “Doubtless it would,” replied the fiscal; “but here is,” he said, “a concatenation of circumstances — a chain of evidence, so far as it goes, perfectly entire and connected. But,” he con- tinued, as if to reconcile the bailie to the dangerous suspicion, “an alibi on the part o’ Mr Aikin will set a’ to rights, and blaw the hale charge awa, like peelin’s o’ ingans ; and if he be an innocent man, bailie, he can hae nae difficulty in establishing an alibi.” Not so fast, Mr Fiscal, not so fast, if you please ; this alibi was not so easily established, or rather it could not be established at all. Most unfortunately for poor Aikin, it turned out, upon an inquiry which the official authorities thought it necessary to set on foot be- fore proceeding to extremities — that is, before taking any decisive steps against the object of their suspicion — that he had been not only absent from his own house until a late hour of the night on which the murder and robbery were committed, but had actually been at that late hour on the very identical road on which it had taken place. The truth is, that Aikin had been dining with a friend who lived about a mile into the country, and, as it unfortu- nately happened, in the very direction in which the crime had been perpetrated. Still, could it not have been shown that no unnecessary time had elapsed be- tween the moment of his leaving his friend’s house and his arrival at his own ? Such a circumstance would surely have weighed something in his favour. So it would, probably ; but alas ! even this slender exculpatory incident could not be urged in his behalf ; for the poor man, little dreaming of what was to happen, had drunk a tumbler or two more than enough, and had fallen asleep on the road. In short, the fiscal, considering all the circumstances of the case as they now stood, did not think it consistent with his duty either to delay proceedings longer against Aikin, or to maintain any further delicacy with re- gard to him. A report of the whole affair was made to the sheriff* of Glas- gow, who immediately ordered a war- rant to be made out for the apprehen- sion of Aikin. This instrument was given forthwith into the custody of two THE UNLUCKY TOP BOOTS. 393 criminal officers, who set out directly in a post-chaise to execute their com- mission. Arriving in the middle of the night, they found poor Aikin, wholly uncon- scious of the situation in which he stood, in bed and sound asleep. Hav- ing roused the unhappy man, and barely allowed him time to draw on his top boots, they hurried him into the chaise, and in little more than an hour there- after, Aikin was fairly lodged in Glas- gow jail, to stand his trial for murder and robbery, and this mainly, if not wholly, on the strength of his top boots. The day of trial came. The judge summed up the evidence, and, in an eloquent speech, directed the special attention of the jury to Aikin’s • top boots : indeed, on these he dwelt so much, and with such effect, that the jury returned a verdict of guilty against the prisoner at the bar, who accordingly received sentence of death, but was strongly recommended to mercy by the jury, as well on the ground of his previous good character, as on that of certain misgivings regarding the top boots, which ,a number of the jury could not help entertaining, in despite of their prominence in the evidence which was led against their unfortunate owner. Aikin’s friends, who could not be persuaded of his guilt, notwithstand- ing the strong circumstantial proof with which it was apparently established, availing themselves of this recommend- ation of the jury, immediately set to work to second the humane interfer- ence ; and Providence in its m^rcy kindly assisted them. From a com- munication which the superintendent of police in Glasgow received from the corresponding officer in Edinburgh, about a week after Aikin’s condem- nation, it appeared that there were more gentlemen of suspicious character in the world who wore top boots than poor Aikin. . The letter alluded to an- nounced the capture of a notorious character — regarding whom information had been received from Bow Street — a “flash cove,” fresh from London, on a foraying expedition in Scotland. The communication described him as being remarkably well dressed, and, in especial, alluded to the circumstance of his wearing top boots ; concluding the whole, which was indeed the principal purpose of the letter, by inquiring if there was any charge in Glasgow against such a person as he described. The circumstance, by some fortunate chance, reached the ears of Aikin’s friends, and in the hope that something might be made of it, they employed an eminent lawyer in Edinburgh to sift the matter to the bottom. In the meantime, the Englishman in the top boots was brought to trial for another highway robbery, found guilty, and sentenced to death with- out hope of mercy. The lawyer whom Aikin’s friends had employed, thinking this a favourable oppor- tunity for eliciting the truth from him, seeing that he had now nothing more to fear in this world, waited upon the unfortunate man, and, amidst a con- fession of a long series of crimes, obtained from him that of the murder and rob- bery for which poor Aikin had been tried and condemned. The consequence of this important discovery was, the im- mediate liberation of Aikin, who again returned in peace to the bosom of his family. His friends, however, not con- tented with what they had done, repre- sented the whole circumstances of the case to the Secretary of State for the Home Department ; and under the im- pression that there lay a claim on the country for reparation for the injury, though inadvertent, which its laws had done to an innocent man, the ap- plication was replied to in favourable terms in course of post, and in less than three weeks thereafter, Mr Thomas Aikin was appointed to a situation in 394 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. the custom-house in London, worth two hundred pounds a-year. His steadiness, integrity, and general good conduct, soon procured him still further advancement, and he finally died, after enjoying his appointment for many years, in the annual receipt of more than double the sum which we have just named. And thus ends the event- ful history of Mr Thomas Aikin and his Top Boots. — Chamber! s Edinburgh JoiLrnaL MY FIEST AND LAST PLAY. By D. M. Moir, M.D. The time of Tammie Bodkin’s appren- ticeship being nearly worn through, it behoved me, as a man attentive to business and the interests of my family, to cast my een around me in search of a callant to fill his place, as it is cus- tomary in our trade for our young men, when their time is out, taking a year’s journeymanship in Edinburgh to per- fect them in the mair intricate branches of the business, and learn the newest manner of the French and London fashions, by cutting claith for the young advocates, the college students, and the rest of the principal tip-top bucks. Having, though I say it myself, the word of being a canny maister, mair than ane brought their callants to me, on reading the bill of “An Apprentice Wanted ” plaistered on my shop win- dow. Offering to bind them for the regular time, yet not wishing to take but ane, I thocht best no to fix in a hurry, and make choice of him that seemed mair exactly cut out for my purpose. In the course of a few weeks three or four cast up, among whom was a laddie of Ben Aits, the mealmonger, and a son of William Burlings, the baker ; to say little of Saunders Broom, the sweep, that wad fain hae putten his blackit-looking bit creature with the ae ee under my wing ; but I aye lookit to respectability in these matters, so glad was I when I got the offer of Mungo Glen. — But more of this in halt a minute. I must say I was glad of any feasible excuse to make to the sweep, to get quit of him and his laddie, — the father being a drucken ne’er-do-weel, that I wonder didna fa’ lang ere this time of day from some chumley-head, and get his neck broken ; so I tell’t him at lang and last, when he came papping into the shop, plaguing me every time he passed, that I had fittit mysel, and that there would be nae need of his taking the trouble to call again. Upon which he gaed his blackit neeve a desperate thump on the counter, making the ob- serve, that out of respect for him I might have given his son the preference. Though I was a wee puzzled for an answer, I said to him, for want of a better, that having a timber leg, he couldna weel crook his hough to the labroad for our trade. “ Hout, tout,” said Saunders, giving his lips a smack — “crook his hough, ye body you! Do ye think his timber leg canna screw off? That’ll no pass.” I was a wee dumbfoundered at this cleverness ; so I said, mair on my guard, “True, true, Saunders ; but he’s ower little.” “ Ower little, and be hanged to ye !” cried the disrespectful fellow, wheeling about on his heel, as he graspit the sneck of the shop door, and gaed a MY FIRST AhW LAST PLAY, 395 grin that showed the only clean pairts of his body — to wit, the whites o’ his een, and his sharp teeth, — “ Ower little! — Pu, pu ! — He’s like the blacka- moor’s pig, then, Maister Wauch, — he’s like the blackamoor’s pig — he may be ver’ little, but he be tarn ould and with this he showed his back, clapping the door at his tail without wishing a good day ; and I am scarcely sorry when I confess that I never cuttit claith for either father or son from that day to this ane, the losing of such a customer being no great matter at best, and amaist clear gain, compared with sad- dling mysel wi’ a callant with only ae ee and ae leg, the tane having fa’en a victim to the dregs of the measles, and the ither having been harled aff wi’ a farmer’s threshing-mill. However, I got mysel properly suited. — But ye shall hear. Our neighbour, Mrs Grassie, a widow woman, unco intimate wi’ our wife, and very attentive to Benjie when he had the chincough, had a far-away cousin o’ the name o’ Glen, that haddit out amang the howes of the Lammermoor hills — a distant part of the country, ye observe. Auld Glen, a decent-looking body of a creature, had come in wi’ his sheltie about some private matters of business — such as the buying of a horse, or something to that efect, where he could best fa’ in wi’t, either at our fair, or the Grassmarket, or sic like ; so he had up-pitting free of expense from Mrs Grassie, on account of his relationship, Glen being second cousin to Mrs Grassie’s brother’s wife, wha is deceased. I might, indeed, have mentioned, that our neighbour hersel had been twice married, and had the misery of seeing out baith her gudemen ; but sic was the will of fate, and sh-e bore up with per- fect resignation. Having made a bit warm dinner ready — for she was a tidy body, and kenf what was what — she thought she couldna do better than ask in a reput- able neighbour to help her friend to eat it, and take a cheerer wi’ him ; as, maybe, being a stranger here, he wouldna like to use the freedom of drinking by himsel — a custom which is at the best an unsocial ane — especially wi’ nane but women-folk near him, so she did me the honour to make choice of me, though I say’t, wha shouldna say’t; and when we got our jug filled for the second time, and began to grow better acquainted, ye would just wonder to see how we became merry, and crackit away just like twa pen-guns. I asked him, ye see, about sheep and cows, and corn and hay, and ploughing and thrashing, and horses and carts, and fallow land, and lambing-time, and har’st, and making cheese and butter, and selling eggs, and curing the sturdie, and the snifters, and the batts, and sic like ; and he, in his turn, made enquiry regarding broad and narrow claith, Kilmarnock cowls, worsted comforters, 'Shetland hose, mittens, leather caps, stuffing and padding, metal and mule- buttons, thorls, pocket-linings, serge, twist, buckram, shaping, and sewing, back-splaying, rund-gooseing, measur- ing, and all the ither particulars belang- ing to our trade, which he said, at lang and last, after we had jokit thegither, was a power better ane than the farm- ing. “Ye should mak yer son ane, then,” said I, “if ye think sae. Have ye ony bairns ?” “Ye’ve het the nail on the head. ’Od, man, if ye wasna sae far away, I would bind our auldest callant to yer- sel, I’m sae weel pleased wi’ yer gen- tlemanly manners. But I’m speaking havers.” “ Havers here or havers there ; what,” said I, “ is to prevent ye boarding him, at a cheap rate, either wd’ our friend Mrs Grassie, or wi’ the wife? Either of the twa wad be a sort of mother till him.” “Deed, I daursay they would,” an- 396 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. swered Maister Glen, stroking his chin, which was gey rough, and hadna got a clean sin’ Sunday, having had four days of sheer growth — our meeting, ye’ll ob- serve by this, being on the Thursday afternoon — “ ’Deed would they. ’Od, I maun speak to the mistress about it. ” On the head of this we had anither jug, three being cannie, after which we were baith a wee tozy-mozy ; so I daur- say Mrs Grassie saw plainly that we were getting into a state where we wad not easily make a halt ; so, without letting on, she brought in the tea things before us, and showed us a play-bill, to tell us that a company of strolling play-actors had come in a body in the morning, with a hale cartful of scenery and grand dresses, and were to make an exhibition at seven o’clock, at the ransom of a shilling a head, in Laird Wheatley’s barn. • Mony a time and often had I heard of play-acting, and of players making themselves kings and queens, and say- ing a great many wonderful things ; but I had never before an opportunity of making mysel a witness to the truth of these hearsays. So Maister Glen being as fu’ o’ nonsense, and as fain to have his curiosity gratified as mysel, we took upon us the stout resolution to gang out thegither, he offering to treat me, and I determined to rin the risk of Maister Wiggie our minister’s rebuke for the transgression, hoping it would make no lasting impression on his mind, being for the first and only time. Folks shouldna at a’ times be ower scrupulous. After paying our money at the door, never, while I live and breathe, will I forget what we saw and heard that night ; it just looks to me, by all the world, when I think on’t, like a fairy dream. The place was crowded to the full ; Maister Glen and me having nearly got our ribs dung in before we fand a seat, and them behint were obliged to mount the back benches to get a sight. Right to the forehand of us was a large green curtain, some five or six ells wide, a guid deal the waur of the wear, having seen service through twa three simmers ; and, just in the front of it, were eight or ten penny candles stuck in a board fast- ened to the ground, to let us see the players’ feet like, when they came on the stage, — and even before they came on the stage, — for the curtain being scrimpit in length, we saw legs and feet moving behind the scenes very neatly ; while twa blind fiddlers they had brought with them played the bonniest ye ever heard. ’Od, the very music was worth a six- pence of itsel. The place, as I said before, was choke-full, just to excess, so that one could scarcely breathe. Indeed, I never saw ony part sae crowded, not even at a tent-preaching, when the Rev. Mr Roarer was giving his discourses on the building of Solomon’s Temple. We were obligated to have the windows opened for a mouthful of fresh air, the barn being as close as a baker’s oven, my neighbour and me fanning our red faces wi’ our hats, to keep us cool ; and, though all were half stewed, we certainly had the worst o’t, — the toddy we had ta’en having fermented the blood of our bodies into a perfect fever. Just at the time that the twa blind fiddles were playing “ The Downfall of Paris,” a handbell rang, and up goes the green curtain ; being hauled to the ceiling, as I observed wi’ the tail of my ee, by a birkie at the side, that had hand of a rope. So, on the music stopping, and all becoming as still as that you might have heard a pm fall, in comes a decent old gentleman at his leisure, weel powthered, wi’ an auld fashioned coat on, waistcoat with flap- pockets, brown breeches with buckles at the knees, and silk stockings with red gushets on a blue ground. I never saw a man in sic distress ; he stampit about, dadding the end of his staff on the ground, and imploring all the powers of heaven and yearth to help MY FIRST AND LAST PLAY, 397 him to find out his rimawa’ daughter, that had decampit wi’ some ne’er-do- weel loon of a half-pay captain, that keppit her in his arms frae her bedroom window, up twa pair o’ stairs. Every father and head of a family maun hae felt for a man in his situation, thus to be rubbit of his dear bairn, and an only daughter too, as he tell’t us ower and ower again, as the saut, saut tears ran gushing down his withered face, and he aye blew his nose on his clean calen- dered pocket napkin. But, ye ken, the thing was absurd to suppose that we should ken onything about the matter, having never seen either him or his daughter between the een afore, and no kenning them by headmark ; so though we sympathised with him, as folks ought to do wi’ a fellow- creature in affliction, we thought it best to baud our tongues, to see what might cast up better than he expected. So out he gaed stumping at the ither side, deter- mined, he said, to find them out, though he should follow them to the world’s end, Johnny Groat’s House, or some- thing to that effect. Hardly was his back turned, and amaist before ye could cry Jack Robin- son, in comes the birkie and the very young leddy the auld gentleman de- scribed, arm-in-arm thegither, smoodging and lauching like daft. Dog on it ! it was a shameless piece of business. As true as death, before all the crowd of folk, he pat his arm round her waist, and ca’ed her his sweatheart, and love, and dearie, and darling, and everything that is sweet. If they had been court- ing in a close thegither on a Friday night, they couldna hae said mair to ane an ither, or gaen greater lengths. I thought sic shame to be an ee-witness to sic ongoings, that I was obliged at last to baud up my hat afore my face, and look down; though, for a’ that, the young lad, to be sic a blackguard as his conduct showed, was weel enough faured, and had a gude coat to his back, wi’ double - gilt buttons, and fashionable lapells, to say little of a very weel-made pair of buckskins, a little the waur o’ the wear to be sure, but which, if they had been weel cleaned, would hae lookit amaist as gude as new. How they had come we never could leara, as we neither saw chaise nor gig ; but, from his having spurs on his boots, it is mair than likely they had lightit at the back- door of the barn frae a horse, she riding on a pad behint him, maybe with her hand round his waist. The faither lookit to be a rich auld bool, baithfrom his manner of speaking and the rewards he seemed to offer for the apprehension of his daughter ; but, to be sure, when so many of us were present, that had an equal right to the spulzie, it wadna be a great deal a thousand pounds when divided, still it was worth the looking after ; so we just bidit a wee. Things were brought to a bearing, howsomever, sooner than either them- sels, I daursay, or anybody else pre- sent, seemed to hae the least glimpse of ; for, just in the middle of their fine go- ings-on, the sound of a coming fit was heard, and the lassie taking guilt to her, cried out, “Hide me, hide me, for the sake of gudeness, for yonder comes my auld faither ! ’’ Nae sooner said than done. In he stappit her into a closet ; and after shutting the door on her, he sat down upon a chair, pretending to be asleep in a moment. The auld faither came bounc- ing in, and seeing the fellow as sound as a tap, he ran forrit and gaed him sic a shake, as if he wad hae shooken him a’ sundry, which sune made him open his een as fast as he had steekit them. After blackguarding the chield at no allowance, cursing him up hill and down dale, and ca’ing him every name but a gentleman, he held His staff ower his crown, and gripping him by the cuff o’ the neck, askit him what he had made o’ his daughter. Never 398 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. since I was born did I ever see sic brazen - faced impudence. The ras- cal had the brass to say at ance, that he hadna seen word or wittens of his daughter for a month, though mair than a hundred folks sitting in his company had seen him dauting her with his arm round her jimpy waist not five minutes before. As a man, as a father, as an elder of our kirk, my corruption was raised, — for I aye hated leeing, as a puir cowardly sin, and an inbreak on the ten commandments ; and I found my neebour, Mr Glen, fidgeting on the seat as well as me, so I thocht that whaever spoke first wad hae the best right to be entitled to the reward ; whereupon, just as he was in the act of rising up, I took the word out of his mouth, saying, ‘‘Dinna believe him, auld gentleman — dinna believe him, friend ; he’s telling a parcel of lees. Never saw her for a month ! It’s no worth arguing, or ca’ing witnesses ; just open that press door, and ye’ll see whether I’m speaking truth or no. ” The auld man stared, and lookit dumfoundered ; and the young man, instead of rinnin’ forrit wi’ his doubled nieves to strike me— the only thing I was feared for — began a lauching, as if I had dune him a gude turn. But never since I had a being, did ever I witness sic an uproar and noise as immediately took place. The hale house was sae glad that the scoundrel had been exposed, that they set up siccan a roar o’ lauchter, and they tbumpit away at siccan a rate at the boards wi’ their feet, that at lang and last, wi’ pushing and fidgeting, clapping their hands, and hadding their sides, down fell the place they ca’ the gallery, a’ the folk in’t being hurled tapsy- turvy, head foremost amang the saw- dust on the floor below ; their guffawing sune being turned to howling, ilka ane crying louder than anither at the tap of their voices, Murder ! Murder ! haud affine. Murder, my ribs are in. Murder! I’m killed — I’m speechless ! ” and ither lamentations to that effect ; so that a rush to the door took place, in which everything was overturned — the door- keeper being wheeled away like wild- fire ; the furms strampit to pieces ; the lights knockit out ; and the twa blind fiddlers dung head foremost ower the stage, the bass fiddle cracking like thunder at every bruise. Siccan tearing and swearing, and tumbling and squeal- ing, was never witnessed in the memory of man, since the building of Babel ; legs being likely to be broken, sides staved in, een knocked out, and lives lost ; there being only one door, and thata sma’ ane ; so that, when we had been carried aff our feet that length, my wind was fairly gane, and a sick dwalm cam ower me, lights of a’ manner of colours, red, blue, green, and orange, dancing before me, that entirely deprived me o’ my common sense, till on opening my een in the dark, I fand myself leaning wi’ my braid side against the wa’ on the oppo- site side of the close. It was some time before I mindit what had happened ; so, dreading scaith, I fand first the ae arm, and then the ither, to see if they were broken — syne my head — and syne baith o’ my legs ; but a’ as weel as I could discover was skin-hale and scart- free ; on perceiving which, my joy was without bounds, having a great notion that I had been killed on the spot. So I reached round my hand very thank- fully to tak out my pocket napkin, to gie my brow a wipe, when, lo and be- hold, the tail of my Sunday’s coat was fairly aff an’ away — dockit by the bench buttons. Sae muckle for plays and play-actors — the first and last, I trust in grace, that I shall ever see. But indeed I could expect nae better, after the warn- ing that Maister Wiggie had mair than ance gien us frae the puppit on the sub- ject ; sae, instead of getting my grand reward for finding the auld man’s daughter, the hale covey o’ them, nae better than a set of swindlers, took leg- ^y^NE MALCOLM, 399 bail, and made that very night a moon- light flitting, and Johnny Hammer, hon- est man, that had Avrought frae sunrise to sunset, for twa days, fitting up their place by contract, instead of being well paid for his trouble, as he deserved, got naething left him but a rackle of his own gude deals, a’ dung to shivers. JANE MALCOLM: A VILLAGE TALL. Every town in Scotland has its “character,” in the shape of some bed- lamite, innocent, or odd fish. There is something interesting about these out-of- the-way beings. Everything they do is a kind of current chapter of biography among their neighbours ; — what they say is regarded as the words of an oracle — more worthy of memory than the in- quiries of the laird or the advice of the parson. They are in a manner im- mortalised. Having, in the course of different summers, taken up a short residence in some of the smaller borough towns and villages scattered through Scotland, I took no small delight in observing the peculiarities of many of those objects of compassion, and in tracing the source of that dismal malady which laid pro- strate the edifice of reason, and arrested the harmonious mechanism of an or- ganized mind. The task was some- times' of a melancholy nature : I found histories — real histories — turning upon incidents the most tragical, and only wonder they are so little known, and meet with such slender sympathy. The crisis of a well- written romance brings out more tears than were ever shed for the fall of man ; but never have 1 read of anything so pathetic as was developed in the following sketch — a sketch which the pen of a Scott could do little to adorn. The naked truth of the story is a series of catastrophes, a parallel to which imagination seldom produces. It was told me by a sister of the unfor- tunate female who figures so conspi- cuously in it. Jane Malcolm was the daughter of a lint-mill proprietor in the small town of K n. Her father, being a wealthy man, held for a long time the provostship of the place — a Scottish burgh. His family consisted of two daughters and a son. Jane was the youngest of these, and her father’s favourite. There was something about the girl extremely attractive ; she pos- sessed all the advantages of personal beauty, combined with a gentleness of disposition and quickness of understand- ing, that wrought upon the affections of all she knew. At the manse she was peculiarly beloved ; the good old minis- ter recognised in her the image of one he had lost ; the illusion strengthened as she grew up, and Jane Malcolm was as much an inmate there as she was in the house of her father. A few years saw her removed to Edinburgh, to finish an education imperfectly carried on und er the superintendence of a village governess. She returned graceful and accomplished, to be looked up to by all her former companions. But Jane was not proud ; — her early friendships she disdained to supplant by a feeling so unworthy — so unlike herself. Her over-bending nature, indeed, was her fault: it brought the vulgar and undiscerning mind into too much familiarity with her own. It became the cause of all her misery. 400 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, Among those most intimate with her was one Margaret Innes, a young and lively girl, but far below Jane’s rank in life. The daughter of an aged fisher- man, it was not uncommon for Jane to find her employed in offices the most menial. For all this she loved her not the less. The. affection and humble vir- tues of Margaret amply repaid Jane for her condescension. Mr Malcolm him- self saw no harm in this growing friend- ship, marked, as it was, with such a strong disparity of situation. But he overlooked the circumstance that Mar- garet Innes had a brother, a handsome, fearless lad. A sailor by profession, it is true he was seldom at home, but though seldom, he was often enough for Jane to discover that his every return brought with it a stronger impression in his favour. When very young they were play-fellows together, and now when both were grown up, she could not refuse a smile or a word, whenever, after a long voyage, the light-hearted sailor returned to his native home. Sandy felt vain of her notice, but by no means attempted more familiarity than was consistent with his station. With- out daring to love, he would have done anything to serve Miss Malcolm, and his readiness was not unfrequently put to the test. Nothing Jane loved better than a short excursion upon the neighbouring sea. The boat of the old fisherman was often in request for this purpose, and he himself, accompanied by his daughter Margaret, made up the party on these occasions. When Sandy was at home, he supplied the place of his father, and his active and skilful hand directed many a pleasant voyage — made more pleasant by a fund of amusing anecdotes and adventures picked up in the course of his travels. One afternoon, on the day after his return from the coast of Norway, this little group had embarked to enjoy the delightful freshness of the sea-breeze, after a noon of intolerable heat. Standing up to gaze at a flock of sea-birds, collected for the purpose of devouring the small fry of the herring which at that -season visited the coast, Jane Malcolm accidentally fell into the water. The boat receded rapidly from the spot, its sail being filled by the wind. Immediately, however, Sandy Innes swam towards the terrified girl. She clung to him for support. It was no easy matter to reach the boat, carried along as it was by the breeze, and not till Margaret had recovered from her first alarm, was she able, by turning the helm, to give them the required assist- ance. They were soon safe. This ad- venture called forth the liveliest feelings of gratitude on the part of Jane Mal- colm. She regarded the youthful sailor as her preserver, and thought no recom- pense too liberal for the service he had rendered. Imprudently she revealed to his sister the secret of her growing at- tachment. Margaret was too generous all at once to give her brother the ad- vantage offered. She reasoned with Jane on the impropriety — the unsuit- ableness of such a union as was hinted at ; and, to render it impracticable for the present, she induced Sandy to en- gage with a ship bound for North Ame- rica. Accordingly, he again left the country. Miss Malcolm was not to be deterred. She upbraided Margaret for her want of feeling ; and, in short, took it so much to heart, that the poor girl, on Sandy’s return, was, out of self-defence, obliged to communicate to him the tidings she willingly would have hid. To be brief, they were married without Mr Mal- colm’s consent. This was a blow the old man never got over ; he died a few days after the ceremony. His only son had just returned from England, a lieu- tenant in the army ; alas ! it was to lay in the grave the remains of a heart- broken father. Enraged at the cause of this melancholy blow, he vowed revenge against the innocent intruder into his JANE MALCOLM, 401 domestic peace. The feelings of his un- happy sister he thought no sacrifice to win retaliation ; the step she had al- ready taken showed them, in his eye, to be blunted and incapable of injury. To have challenged one so much his inferior never entered into his mind ; he brooded over a purpose more dark and sanguin- ary, though less consistent with his honour. His design was to have the husband of his sister murdered, and he appears to have formed it without a moment’s hesitation. Professing regard for his new brother-in-law, he pretended to be reconciled to the unfortunate mar- riage, and even divided with him and his other sister the patrimony of the de- ceased. This show of friendship had the effect of producing a seeming inti- macy between them. Many a time they went out for a few hours upon fishing excursions, without any discovery being made by Sandy Innes of the growing hostility harboured by young Malcolm. One evening, however — the latter having, by various excuses, delayed their return to shore till after sunset — as the boat was lying quietly at anchor, about a mile from harbour, the unsuspecting sailor leant over to recover an oar which M al- colm had purposely dropped, when he found himself suddenly precipitated into the sea. In attempting to regain the vessel, he was driven back, and violently struck with the boat-hook, which his villanous brother-in-law had seized, with the intent to put the finish to his murderous treachery. In this, however, he was disappointed. Sandy Innes, with strong presence of mind, caught hold of the instrument, managing, at the same time, to overset the boat, and thus in- volve Malcolm in the same fate with himself. Both had a hard struggle for life ; but alas ! without success. Next morning the bodies of the two young men were discovered lying upon the breach. They were carried into Jane’s habita- tion without her knowledge — the unfor- tunate girl having gone out to a differ- ( 7 ) ent part of the shore in quest of the boat, which, she fancied, had, by the wish of her brother, harboured all night at Inchkeith. When she returned, the first object that met her eyes was the body of her own dear husband— a cold corpse, with the long black hair hang- ing down over his once noble brow, and the dark eyes wide open, as if fixed in death upon her and heaven. A few days afterwards the young men were buried, side by side, — for a fearful story was whispered of Malcolm’s guilt : how he was seen by the crew of a boat that had landed, without notice, upon a neighbouring rock, at the moment he attempted the atrocious deed. Their assistance, though instantly offered, was too late, for both had gone down ere they reached the spot. After that sad catastrophe Jane was never herself. A fever carried away her intellects, and left her mind in ruins. Though possessed of a competency, it has never been used. The same weeds, though now reduced to rags, still cover her in her long and sorrowful widow- hood. The last time I saw her, I saw a fearful picture — a beautiful female al- tered to a revolting spectacle of squalid- ness and deformity. She was gather- ing the shell-fish from among the brown layers of tangle, beyond the farthest ebb of the tide. Now and then she broke, the shells with her teeth, muttering, — “ We shall find him here — we shall find him here and then she threw the shells round about her, with a sad sigh, as if her heart were longing to break, but felt chained up in a lone and weary prison. As I passed, I called to her — “ Jane, this is a cold day, and you seem at cold work.” “ Ay ! ay !” she replied, “and so are the worms ! But did ye see him ? Bonny Sandy ! If ye be gaun to the town, tell Meg Innes to come ; for he’s a wild laddie, and may- be she’ll ken whaur he’s hidden himsel !” Poor creature, thought I, she will find rest in the grave ! — Edin. Lit. Jour. 2 c 402 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, BOWED JOSEPH: A LAST-CENTURY EDINBURGH CHARACTERS By Robert Chambers, LL.D. The mobs of Edinburgh have ever been celebrated as among the fiercest in Europe. The one which accom- plished the death of Porteous, as nar- rated in the tale of the Pleart of Mid- lothian, was a most surprising instance of popular vengeance, almost surpassing the bounds of belief ; though it must sink considerably in our admiration, when we reflect upon the power and ferocity which at all periods have char- acterised the actions of this monstrous and danger-fraught collective. The time has been, when, in the words of the old song, all Edinburgh ’’ would “rise by thousands three,” and present such a strength to the legal authorities, that all opposition to their capricious will would be in vain. In the younger days of many now living, even the boys of the High School, and of Heriot’s Hospital, could erect themselves into a formidable body, equally resistless and indomitable. It is a fact, ludicrous enough too, that when the lads of these different schools were engaged in any of those squabbles, formerly so frequent and fatal, between them, they always showed a singular degree of political sagacity when assailed by the town- guard, in immediately joining their strengths, and combining against the common foe, when for the most part they succeeded in driving them from the scene of action. When such was the power of boys and striplings in this ill- protected city, and such the disorderliness of holiday assemblies, there is little left for wonder at the ravages committed by a mob formed of adults, actuated by violent feelings of jealousy, bigotry, and revenge. Of this uncontrollable omnipotence of the populace, the annals of Edinburgh present many fearful records. At the various periods of the Reformation and the Revolution, the Chapel of Roslin was destroyed by a mob, whose purpose neither cooled nor evaporated during a walk of eight miles. J ames the Sixth was besieged and threatened in his courts, and in the midst of his Parliaments, by a rabble of mechanics, who, but for the stout walls of the Tolbooth, might perhaps have taken his life. The fine chapel of PI oly rood -house was pillaged of not only its furniture and other valuables, but also of the still more sacred bones which lay within its precincts, by a mob which rose at the Revolution, and did such deeds of violence and rapine as fanaticism and ignorance alone could have excited. At the unfortunate issue of the Dover expedition, at the execu- tion of Captain Green, at the Union, and at many other events of less import- ance, the populace of Edinburgh dis- tinguished themselves by insurrection and acts of outrage, such as have alone found parallels, perhaps, in the various transactions of the French Revolution. Even so late as 1812, there happened a foray of a most appalling nature ; the sports of an occasion of rejoicing were converted into scenes of frightful riot, unexampled as they were unlooked for. The fatal melancholy catastrophe of this event, had, however, the good effect of quenching the spiritof licentiousness and blackguardism in the Edinburgh youth, and finally undermined that system of unity and promptitude in action and in council by which its mobs had so often triumphed in their terrible resolutions. In this fierce democracy, there once arose a mighty leader, who contrived, by means of great boldness, sagacity, and other personal merits, to subject the BOWED JOSEPH. 403 rabble to his will, and to elect himself dictator of all its motives and exploits. The person who thus found means to collect all the monstrous heads of the hydra within the grand grasp of his com- mand was a little decrepit being, about four feet high, almost deprived of legs, and otherwise deformed. His name was Joseph Smith, or more commonly, “Bowed Joseph.” He lived in Leith Wynd, and his trade as a private citizen was a buff belt maker. This singular being — low, miserable, and contemptible as he appeared — might be said to have had at one time the complete command of the metropolis of Scotland. When- ever any transaction took place in the Town Council which Joseph considered to be of very improper tendency ; when- ever meal rose to whatever Joseph con- sidered to be an improper price ; when- ever anything occurred in the city which did not accord with Joseph’s idea of right and wrong ; in short, “ when they werna gude bairns,” this hero could, in the course of an hour, collect a mob of ten thousand persons, all alike ready to execute his commands, or to disperse at Ids bidding. For this purpose, he is said to have employed a drum ; and never surely had “ fiery cross ” of the Highland cheftain such an effect upon the war- like devotion of his clan, as “Bowed Joseph’s drum” had upon the tinder spirits of the Edinburgh rabble. The “lazy corner” was a lazy corner no longer as he marched along — the “town rats,” as they peeped forth like old cautious snails from their Patmos in the High Street, drew in their horns and shut their door as he approached — the West Bow ceased to clink as he de- scended. It seemed to be their enthu- siasm to obey him in every order — whether to sack a granary, break the windows of an offensive magistrate, or to besiege the Town Council in their chamber. With all this absolute do- minion over the affections and obedience of the mob, it is to be recorded to the honour of Bowed Joseph, that however irregular the nature of his authority, he never in any of his actions could be said to have transgressed the bounds of pro- priety. With great natural sagacity, he possessed a clear and quick-sighted faculty of judgment. And the real philanthropy of his disposition was not less remarkable than his other singular qualities. He was, in short, an advocate for “ fair play,” as he called it, in every- thing. Fair play alone was the object of his government, and nothing else. The following interesting story is handed down concerning Bowed Joseph, which proves his strong love of justice, as well as the humanity of his heart. A poor man in the Pleasance, from certain untoward circumstances, found it im- possible to pay his rent at Martinmas ; and his hard-hearted landlord, refusing a portion of the same with a forlorn promise of the remainder being soon paid, sold off the whole effects of the tenant, and threw him, with a family of six children, in the most miserable condi- tion upon the wide world. The unfortu- nate man, in a fit of despair, immediately put an end to his existence, by which the family were only rendered still more des- titute. Bowed Joseph, however, did not long remain ignorant of the case. As soon as the affair became generally known throughout the city, he shouldered his drum, and after half-an-hour’s beating through the streets, found himself fol- lowed by a mob of ten thousand people. With this enormous army he marched to an open space of ground, named in former times Thomson’s Park, wFere, mounted on the shoulders of six of his lieutenant- generals, he harangued them in the true “ Cambyses vein,” concerning the fla- grajit and fatal proceedings for the re- dress of which they were assembled. He concluded by directing his men to seek the premises of the cruel landlord ; and as his house lay directly opposite the spot in the Pleasance, there was no time lost in executing his orders. The mob entered. 404 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. and seized upon every article of furni- ture that could be found, and in ten minutes the whole was packed in the park. Joseph set fire to the pile with his own hands, though the magistrates stood by with a guard of soldiers, and entreated him to desist. The eight-day clock is said to have struck twelve just as it was consigned to the flames. When such was the strength and organisation of an Edinburgh mob so late as the year 1780, we need scarcely be surprised at the instance on which the tale of the Heart of Midlothian is founded, happening, as it did, at a much earlier period, and when the people were prompted to their terrible purpose by the sternest feelings of personal revenge. In the exercise of his perilous office, it does not appear that Bowed Joseph ever drew down the vengeance of the more lawfully constituted authorities of the land. He was, on the contrary, in some degree countenanced by the magistrates of the city, who frequently sent for him to the Council Chamber, in cases of emergency, to consult him on the best means to be adopted for ap- peasing and dispersing the mob. On an occasion of this moment, he was accustomed to look very large and consequential. With one hand carelessly applied to his side, and the other banged resolutely down upon the table, and with as much majesty as four feet of stature, and a beard of as many weeks old, could assume, and with as much turbu- lence in his fiery little eye, as if he was himself a mob, he would stand before them pleading the cause of his com- peers, or directing the trembling Coun- cil to the most expeditious method of assuaging their fury. The dismissal of a mob, on these occasions, was usually accomplished at the expense of a few hogsheads of ale, broached on the Calton Hill, and by the subsequent order of their decrepit general, expressed in the simple words, “Disperse, my lads.” Having for many years exercised an unlimited dominion over the affections of the rabble. Bowed Joseph met his death at last in a manner most unworthy of his character and great reputation. He fell from the top of a Leith coach in a state of intoxication, and broke his neck, which caused instantaneous death. He had been at the Leith races, and was on his return to Edinburgh when the accident took place ; and his skeleton has the honour of being preserved in the anatomical class-room of the College of Edinburgh. An Edinburgh mob, although it may supply excellent subjects for tales, in all its characteristic fierceness and insubordination, is now a matter of mere antiquity. In the present day, the working classes of Edinburgh, from whom it may be supposed the principal materials of the mobs used to be drafted, are in the highest degree orderly, both in private con- duct, and in their public appearances in bodies. The printing press, the schoolmaster, and that general im- provement of manners which now pre- vails, have entirely altered the character of the populace, and any mischief now committed through the public uproar is seen to arise not from the adult, but the juvenile and neglected portion of the community. THE LAIRD OF WINEHOLM, 405 THE LAIRD OP WINEHOLM. By James Hogg, the “Ettrick Shepherd.” Have you heard anything of the apparition which has been seen about Wineholm-place?” said the dominie. “ Na, I never heard o’ sic a thing, as yet,” quoth the smith; “but I wadna wonder rnuckle that the news should turn out to be true.” The dominie shook his head, and muttered, “h’m — h’m — h’m,” as if he knew more than he was at liberty to tell. “ Weel, that beats the world,” said the smith, as he gave up blowing the bellows, and looked over the spectacles at the dominie’s face. The dominie shook his head again. The smith was now in the most tick- lish quandary ; eager to learn particulars, and spread the astounding news through the whole village, and the rest of the parish to boot, but yet afraid to press the inquiry, for fear the cautious dominie should take the alarm of being reported as a tattler, and keep all to himself. So the smith, after waiting till the wind- pipe of the great bellows ceased its rushing noise, and he had covered the gloss neatly up with a mixture of small coals, culm, and cinders; and then, perceiving that nothing more was forth- coming from the dominie, he began blowing again with more energy than before — changed his hand — put the other sooty one into his breeches-pocket — leaned to the horn — looked in a care- less manner towards the window, or rather gazed on vacancy, and always now and then stole a sly look at the dominie’s face. It was quite immovable. His cheek was leaned upon his open hand, and his eyes fixed on the glow- ing fire. It was very teasing for poor Clinkum, the smith. But what could he do ? He took out his glowing iron, and made a shower of fire sweep through the whole smithy, whereof a good part, as intended, sputtered upon the domi- nie, but he only shielded his face with his elbow, turned his shoulder half round and held his peace. Thump — thump ! clink — clink ! went the hammer for a space ; and then, when the iron M^as returned to the fire, “ Weel, that beats the world !” quoth the smith. “ W^hat is this that beats the world, Mr Clinkum?” said the dominie, with the most cool and provoking indif- ference. “ This story about the apparition,” quoth the smith. “ What story?” said the dominie. Now, really this insolence was hardly to be borne, even from the learned dominie, who, with all his cold indif- ference of feeling, was sitting toasting himself at a good smithy fire. The smith felt this, for he was a man ot acute feeling, and therefore he spit upon his hand and fell a-clinking and pelting at the stithy with both spirit and resig- nation, saying within himself, “These dominie bodies just beat the world !” “ What story?” reiterated the domi- nie. “For my part I related no story, nor have ever given assent to a belief in such story that any man has heard. Nevertheless, from the results of ratio- cination, conclusions may be formed, though not algebraically, yet corporately by constituting a quantity, which shall be equivalent to the difference, sub- tracting the less from the greater, and striking a balance in order to get rid of any ambiguity or paradox.” At the long adverb, neve7'theless^ the smith gave over blowing, and pricked up his ears, but the definition went be- yond his comprehension. “Ye ken that just beats the whole 4o6 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, world for deepness,” said the smith, and again began blowing the bellows. “You know, Mr Clinkum,” continued the dominie, “ that a proposition is an assertion of some distinct truth, which only becomes manifest by demonstra- tion. A corollary is an obvious, or easily inferred consequence of a propo- sition ; while a hypotheses is a sitp- position, or concession made, during the process of demonstration. Now, do you take me along with you ? Because, if you do not, it is needless to pro- ceed.” “Yes, yes, I understand you middling weel ; but I wad like better to hear what other folks say about it than you.” ‘ ‘ And why so ? Wherefore would you rather hear another man’s demon- stration than mine?” said the dominie, sternly. “Because, ye ken, ye just beat the world for words,” quoth the smith. “ Ay, ay ! that is to say, words with- out wisdom,” said the dominie, rising and stepping away. “ Well, well, every man to his sphere, and the smith to his bellows.” “Ye’re quite wrang, maister,” cried the smith after him. “ It isna the want o’ wisdom in you that plagues me \ it is the owerplush o’t.” This soothed the dominie, who re- turned, and said mildly, — “By - the - by, Clinkum, I want a leister of your making, for I see no other tradesman makes them so well. A five-grained one make it ; at your own price.” “ Very weel, sir. When will you be needing it ?” “Not till the end of the close time.” “ Ay, ye may gar the three auld anes do till then.” ‘ ‘ What do you wish to insinuate, sir? Would you infer, because I have three leisters, that therefore I am a breaker of the laws ? That I, who am placed here as a pattern and monitor of the young and rising generation, should be the first to set them an example of insubordination?” “Ye ken, that just beats a’ in words ; but we ken what we ken, for a’ that, maister.” “You had better take a little care what you say, Mr Clinkum ; just a little care. I do not request you to take particular care, for of that your tongue is incapable, but a very little is a corre- lative of consequences. And mark you — don’t go to say that I said this or that about a ghost, or mentioned such a ridiculous story.” “ The crabbitness o’ that body beats the world !” said the smith to himself, as the dominie went halting homeward. The very next man who entered the smithy door was no other than John Broadcast, the new laird’s hind, who had also been hind to the late laird for many years, and who had no sooner said his errand, than the smith addressed him thus ; — “ Have you ever seen this ghost that there is such a noise about ?” “ Ghost? Na, goodness be thankit ! I never saw a ghost in my life, save ance a wraith. What ghost do you mean ?” “ So you never saw nor heard tell of any apparition about Wineholm-place, lately?” “No, I hae reason to be thankfu’ I have not.” “ Weel, that beats the world ! Wow, man, but ye are sair in the dark ! Do you no think there are siccan things in nature, as folk no coming fairly to their ends, John?” “ Goodness be wi’ us ! Ye gar a’ the hairs o’ my head creep, man. What’s that you’re saying ?” “ Had ye never ony suspicions o’ that kind, John?” “ No ; I canna say that I had.” “None in the least? Weel, that beats the world !” “ O, hand your tongue — haud your THE LAIRD OF WINEHOLM. 407 tongue ! We hae great reason to be thankfu’ that we are as we are “ How as you are?” “ That we are nae stocks or stanes, or brute beasts, as the minister o’ Tra- quair says. But I hope in God there is nae siccan a thing about my master’s place as an unearthly visitor.” The smith shook his head, and uttered a long hem ! hem ! hem ! He had felt the powerful effect of that himself, and wished to make the same appeal to the feelings and longings after information of John Broadcast. The bait took ; for the latent spark of superstition was kindled in the heart of honest John, and there being no wit in the head to coun- teract it, the portentous hint had its full sway. John’s eyes stelled in his head, and his visage grew long, assum- ing meanwhile something of the hue of dried clay in winter. “ Hech, man! but that’s an awsome story, ” exclaimed he. “ F oiks hae great reason to be thankfu’ that they are as they are. It is truly an awsome story.” “Ye ken, it just beats the world for that,” rejoined the smith. “ And is it really thought that this laird made away wi’ our auld maister ? ” said John. The smith shook his head again, and gave a straight wink with his eyes. “Weel, I hae great reason to be thankfu’ that I never heard siccan a story as that ! ” said John. “ Wha was it tauld you a’ about it ? ” “ It was nae less a man than our mathewmatical dominie,” said the smith, ‘ ‘ he that kens a’ things, and can prove a proposition to the nineteenth part of a hair. But he is terrified lest the tale should spread ; and therefore ye maunna say a word about it.” “Na, na ; I hae great reason to be thankfu’ I can keep a secret as weel as the maist part of men, and better than the maist part of women. What did he say? Tell us a’ that he said.” “It is not so easy to repeat what he says, for he has sae mony lang-nebbit words. But he said, though it was only a supposition, yet it was easily made manifest by positive demonstration.” “Did you ever hear the like o’ that? Now, have we no reason to be thankfu’ that we are as we are ? Did he say it was by poison that he was taken off, or that he was strangled ? ” “ Na ; I thought he said it was by a collar, or coll ary, or something to that purpose.” “Then it wad appear there is no doubt of the horrid transaction ? I think the doctor has reason to be thank- fu’ that he’s no taken up. Is no that strange ? ” “ O, ye ken, it just beats the world.” “He deserves to be torn at young horses’ tails,” said the ploughman. “Ay, or nippit to death with red-hot pinchers,” quoth the smith. “Or harrowed to death, like the children of Ammon,” said the plough- man. “Na, I’ll tell you v/hat should be done wi’ him — he should just be docked, and fired like a farcied horse,” quoth the smith. “ ’Od help ye, man, I could beat the world for laying on a proper punishment ! ” John Broadcast went home full of terror and dismay. He told his wife the story in a secret — she told the dairy- maid with a tenfold degree of secrecy ; and as Dr Davington, or the New Laird, as he was called, sometimes kissed the pretty dairymaid for amusement, it gave her a great deal of freedom with her master, so she went straight and told him the whole story to his face. He was unusually affected at hearing such a terrible accusation against himself, and changed colour again and again ; and as pretty Martha, the dairymaid, supposed it was from anger, she fell to abusing the dominie without mercy — for he was session-clerk, and had been giving her some hints about her morality of which she did not approve. She 4o8 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. therefore threw the whole blame upon him, assuring her master that he was the most spiteful and malicious man on the face of the earth ; “and to show you that, sir,” added Martha, wiping her eyes, ‘ ‘ he has spread it through the hale parish that you and I baith deserve to sit wi’ the sacking-gown on us.” This enraged the doctor still farther, and he forthwith dispatched Martha to desire the dominie to come up to the Place to speak with her master, as he had something to say to him. Martha went, and delivered her message in so insulting a manner, that the dominie suspected there was bad blood a-brewing against him ; and as he had too much self-importance to think of succumbing to any man alive, he sent an impertinent answer to the laird’s message, bearing that if Dr Davington had any business with him, he would be so good as attend at his class-room when he dis- missed his scholars. And then he added, waving his hand towards the door, “Go out. There is contamination in your presence. What hath such a vulgar fraction ado to come into the halls of uprightness and science ? ” When this message was delivered, the doctor, being almost beside himself with rage, instantly dispatched two village constables with a warrant to seize the dominie, and bring him before him, for the doctor was a justice of the peace. Accordingly, the poor dominie was seized at the head of his pupils, and dragged away, crutch and all, up before the new laird, to answer for such an abominable slander. The dominie de- nied everything anent it, as indeed he might, save having asked the smith the simple question, “if he had heard aught of a ghost at the Place ? ” But he refused to tell why he had asked that question. He had his own reasons for it, he said, and reasons that to him were quite sufficient ; but as he was not obliged to disclose them, neither would he. The smith was then sent for, who declared that the dominie had told him of the ghost being seen, and a murder committed, which he called a rash assassination^ and said it was obvious and easily inferred that it was done by a collar. How the dominie did storm ! He even twice threatened to knock down the smith with his crutch ; not for the slander, — he cared not for that nor the doctor a pin, but for the total subversion of his grand illustration from geometry ; and he, therefore, denominated the smith’s head the logarithm to number one^ a reproach of which I do not understand the gist, but the appropria- tion of it pleased the dominie exceed- ingly, made him chuckle, and put him in better humour for a good while. It was in vain that he tried to prove that his words applied only to the definition of a problem in geometry, — he could not make himself understood ; and the smith maintaining his point firmly, and apparently with conscientious truth, appearances were greatly against the dominie, and the doctor pronounced him a malevolent and dangerous person. “ O, ye ken, he just beats the world for that,” quoth the smith. “la malevolent and dangerous per- son, sir ! ” said the dominie, fiercely, and altering his crutch from one place to another of the floor, as if he could not get a place to set it on. “Dost thou call me a malevolent and danger- ous person, sir? what, then, art thou? If thou knowest not, I will tell thee. Add a cipher to a ninth figure, and what does that make? Ninety you will say. Ay, but then put a cipher above a nine, and what does that make ? Ha — ha — ha — I have you there ! Your case ex- actly in higher geometry ! For say the chord of sixty degrees is radius, then the sine of ninety degrees is equal to the radius, so the secant of o (that is nihil-nothing, as the boys call it), is radius, and so is the co-sine of o. The THE LAIRD OF WINEHOLM. 409 versed sine of ninety degrees is radius (that is nine Avith a cipher added, you know), and the versed sine of 180 de- grees is the diameter ; then, of course, the sine increases from nought (that is, cipher or nothing) till it becomes radius, and then it decreases till it becomes nothing. After this you note it lies on the contrary side of the diameter, and consequently, if positive before, is nega- tive now ; so that it must end in o, or a cipher above a nine at most.” “ This unintelligible jargon is out of place here, Mr Dominie ; and if you can show no better reasons for raising such an abominable falsehood, in repre- senting me as an incendiary and mur- derer, I shall procure you a lodging in the house of correction.” “Why, sir, the long and the short of the matter is this : — I only asked at that fellow there — that logarithm of stupidity — if he had heard aught of a ghost having been seen about Wineholm Place. I added nothing farther, either positive or negative. Now, do you insist on my reasons for asking such a question ? ” “ I insist on having them.” “Then what will you say, sir, when I inform you, and declare my readiness to depone to the truth of it, that I saw the ghost myself? Yes, sir, that I saw the ghost of your late worthy father-in- law myself, sir ; and though I said no such thing to that decimal fraction, yet it told me, sir, — yes, the spirit of your father-in-law told me, sir, that you are a murderer.” “Lord, now, what think ye o’ that?” quoth the smith. “Ye had better hae letten him alane ; for, ’od, ye ken, he’s the deevil of a body as ever was made. He just beats the world ! ” The doctor grew as pale as death, but whether from fear or rage, it was hard to say. “ Why, sir,” said he, “ you are mad ! stark, raving mad ; therefore, for your own credit, and for the peace and com- fort of my wife and myself, and our credit among our retainers, you must unsay every word that you have now said. ” “ I’ll just as soon say that the para- bola and the ellipsis are the same,” said the dominie ; “or that the diame- ter is not the longest line that can be drawn in the circle. And now, sir, since you have forced me to divulge what I was much in doubt about, I have a great mind to have the old laird’s grave opened to-night, and have the body inspected before witnesses.” “ If you dare disturb the sanctuary of the grave,” said the doctor vehe- mently, “ or with your unhallowed hands touch the remains of my venerable and revered predecessor, it had been better for you, and all who make the attempt, that you never had been born. If not then for my sake, for the sake of my wife, the sole daughter of the man to whom you have all been obliged, let this abominable and malicious calumny go no farther, but put it down ; I pray of you to put it down, as you would value your own advantage. ” “ I have seen him, and spoke with him — that I aver,” said the dominie. “And shall I tell you what he said to me ?” “ No, no ! I’ll hear no more of such absolute and disgusting nonsense,” said the doctor. “ Then, since it hath come to this, I will declare it in the face of the whole world, and pursue it to the last,” said the dominie, “ridiculous as it is, and I confess that it is even so. I have seen your father-in-law within the last twenty- four hours ; at least a being in his form and habiliments, and having his aspect and voice. And he told me that he believed you were a very great scoun- drel, and that you had helped him off the stage of time in a great haste, for fear of the operation of a will, which he had just executed, very much to your prejudice. I was somewhat aghast, but 410 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, ventured to remark, that he must surely have been sensible whether you mur- dered him or not, and in what way. He replied that he was not very certain, for at the time you put him down, he was much in his customary way of nights — very drunk ; but that he greatly suspected you had hanged him, for ever since he had died, he had been troubled with a severe crick in his neck. Having seen my late worthy patron’s body de- posited in the coffin, and afterwards consigned to the grave, these things overcame me, and a kind of mist came over my senses ; but I heard him say- ing as he withdrew, what a pity it was that my nerves could not stand this dis- closure ! Now, for my own satisfaction, I am resolved that, to-morrow, I shall raise the village, with the two ministers at the head of the multitude, and have the body, and particularly the neck of the deceased, minutely inspected.” If you do so, I shall make one of the number,” said the doctor. “ But I am resolved that, in the first place, every means shall be tried to prevent a scene of madness and absurdity so dis- graceful to a well-regulated village and a sober community.” “ There is but one direct line that can be followed, and any other would either form an acute or obtuse angle,” said the dominie ; “ therefore I am re- solved to proceed right forward, on mathematical principles and away he went, skipping on his crutch, to arouse the villagers to the scrutiny. The smith remained behind, concert- ing with the doctor how to controvert the dominie’s profound scheme of un- shrouding the dead ; and certainly the smith’s plan, viewed professionally, was not amiss — “ O, ye ken, sir, we maun just gie him another heat, and try to saften him to reason, for' he’s just as stubborn as Muirkirk aim. He beats the world for that.” While the two were in confabulation. Johnston, the old house servant, came in, and said to the doctor — ' “ Sir, your servants are going to leave the house, every one, this night, if you cannot fall on some means to divert them from it. The old laird is, it seems, risen again, and come back among them, and they are all in the jitmost consternation. Indeed, they are quite out of their reason. He appeared in the stable to Broadcast, who has been these two hours dead with terror, but is now recovered, and telling such a tale downstairs as never was heard from the mouth of man.” ‘‘ Send him up here,” said the doctor. “ I will silence him. What does the ignorant clown mean by joining in this unnatural clamour?” John came up, with his broad bonnet in his hand, shut the door with . hesita- tion, and then felt thrice with his hand if it was really shut. “ Well, John,” said the doctor, “what absurd lie is this that you are vending among your fellow-servants, of having seen a ghost?” John picked some odds and ends of threads out of his bonnet, and said nothing. “You are an old superstitious dream- ing dotard,” continued the doctor; “but if you propose in future to manufacture such stories, you must, from this instant, do it somewhere else than in my service, and among my domestics. What have you to say for yourself? ” “Indeed, sir, I hae naething to say but this, that we hae a’ muckle reason to be thankfu’ that we are as we are.” “And whereon does that wise saw bear? What relation has that to the seeing of a ghost ? Confess then, this instant, that you have forged and vended a deliberate lie.” “ Indeed, sir, I hae muckle reason to be thankfu’ — ” “For what?” “That I never tauld a deliberate lie in my life. My late master came and THE LAIRD OF WINE HOLM. 411 spoke to me in tlie stable ; but whether it was his ghaist or himself — a good angel or a bad ane — I hae reason to be thankfu’ I never said ; for I do — not — ken:^ “Now, pray let us hear from that sage tongue of yours, so full of sublime adages, what this doubtful being said to you ? ‘ ‘ I wad rather be excused, an’ it were your honour’s will, and wad hae reason to be thankfu’.” “ And why should you decline telling this?” “ Because I ken ye wadna believe a word o’t, it is siccan a strange story. O, sirs, but folks hae muckle reason to be thankful that they are as they are ! ” “Well, out with this strange story of yours. I do not promise to credit it, but shall give it a patient hearing, pro- viding you swear that there is no forgery in it.” “ Weel, as I was suppering the horses the night, I was dressing my late kind master’s favourite mare, and I was just thinking to mysel, an’ he had been leev- ing, I wadna hae been my lane the night, for he wad hae been standing owerme, cracking his jokes, and swear- ing at me in his good-natured hamely way. Ay, but he’s gane to his lang account, thinks I, and we puir frail dying creatures that are leftahint, hae muckle reason to be thankfu’ that we are as we are ; when I looks up, and behold there’s my auld master standing leaning against the trivage as he used to do, and looking at me. I canna but say my heart was a little astoundit, and maybe lap up through my midriff into my breath-bebows — I couldna say ; but in the strength o’ the Lord I was enabled to retain my senses for a good while. ‘John Broadcast,’ said he, with a deep angry tone, — ‘John Broadcast, what the d — 1 are you thinking about ? You are not currying that mare half. What lubberly way of dressing a horse is that?’ “‘Lord make us thankfu’, master,* says I ; ‘ are you there ?’ “ ‘ Where else would you have me be at this hour of the night, old blockhead?’ says he. “ ‘ In another hame than this, master,’ says I ; ‘ but I fear it is nae good ane, that ye are sae soon tired o’t.’ “‘A d — d bad one, I assure you,’ says he. “ ‘ Ay, but master,’ says I, ‘ ye hae muckle reason to be thankfu’ that ye are as ye are.’ “‘In what respect, dotard?’ says he. “ ‘ That ye hae liberty to come out o’t a start now and then to get the air,’ says I ; and oh, my heart was sair for him when I thought o’ his state ! And though I was thankfu’ that I was as I was, my heart and flesh began to fail me, at thinking of my speaking face to face wi’ a being frae the unhappy place. But out he breaks again wi’ a great round o’ swearing, about the mare being ill-keepit ; and he ordered me to cast my coat and curry her weel, for he had a lang journey to take on her the morn. “ ‘ You take a journey on her ! ’ says I ; ‘ I doubt my new master will dispute that privilege wi’ you, for he rides her himsel the morn.’ “ ‘ He ride her ! ’ cried the angry spirit ; and then he burst out into a lang string of imprecations, fearsome to hear, against you, sir ; and then added, ‘ Soon, soon, shall he be levelled with the dust ! — the dog ! the parricide ! First to betray my child, and then to put down myself! But he shall not escape — he shall not escape!’ he cried with such a hellish growl that I fainted, and heard no more.” “Weel, that beats the world,” ex- claimed the smith. “ I wad hae thought the mare wad hae luppen ower yird and stane, or fa’en down dead wi’ fright.” “Na, na,” said John, “in place o’ that, whenever she heard him fa’ a swearing, she was sae glad that she fell a nichering.” 412 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. “Na, but that beats the hale world a’ thegither ! ” quoth the smith. “ Then it has been nae ghaist ava, ye may de- pend on that.’^ ‘‘I little wat what it was,” replied John, “but it was a being in nae gude or happy state o’ mind, and is a warning to us how muckle reason we hae to be thankfu’ that we are as we are.” The doctor pretended to laugh at the absurdity of John’s narration, but it was with a ghastly and doubtful expression of countenance, as though he thought the story far too ridiculous for any clod- poll to have contrived out of his own head ; and forthwith he dismissed the two dealers in the marvellous, with very little ceremony, the one protesting that the thing beat the world, and the other that they had both reason to be thankful that they were as they were. Next morning the villagers, small and great, were assembled at an early hour to witness the lifting of the body of the late laird, and, headed by the established and dissenting clergymen, and two sur- geons, they proceeded to the tomb, and soon extracted the splendid coffin, which they opened with all due caution and ceremony. But instead of the murdered body of their late benefactor, which they expected in good earnest to find, there was nothing in the coffin but a layer of gravel, of about the weight of a corpu- lent man. The clamour against the new laird then rose all at once into a tumult that it was impossible to check, every one declaring that he had not only murdered their benefactor, but, for fear of dis- covery, had raised the body, and given, or rather sold it, for dissection. The thing was not to be tolerated ; so the mob proceeded in a body to Wineholm Place, to take out their poor deluded lady, and burn the doctor and his basely acquired habitation to ashes. It was not till the multitude had surrounded the house that the ministers and two or three other gentlemen could stay them. which they only did by assuring the mob that they would bring out the doctor before their eyes, and deliver him up to justice.. This pacified the throng ; but on inquiry at the hall, it was found that the doctor had gone off early that morning, so that nothing further could be done for the present. But the coffin, filled with gravel, was laid up in the aisle, and kept open for inspection. Nothing could now exceed the con- sternation of the simple villagers of Wineholm at these dark and mysterious events. Business, labour, and employ- ment of every sort, were at a stand, and the people hurried about to one another’s houses, and mingled their conjectures together in one heterogeneous mass. The smith put his hand to his bellows, but forgot to blow till the fire went out ; the weaver leaned on his loom, and listened to the legend of the ghastly tailor. The team stood in mid-furrow, and the thrasher agape over his flail ; and even the dominie was heard to de- clare that the geometrical series of events was increasing by no co?}i7?ion ratio, and therefore ought to be calculated rather arithmetically than by logarithms ; and John Broadcast saw more and more reason for being thankfu’ that he was as he was, and neither a stock, nor a stone, nor a brute beast. Every new thing that happened was more extraordinary than the last ; and the most puzzling of all was the circum- stance of the late laird’s mare, saddle, bridle, and all, being off before daylight next morning; so that Dr Davington was obliged to have recourse to his own, on which he was seen posting away on the road towards Edinburgh. It was thus but too obvious that the late laird had ridden off on his favourite mare, — but whither, none of the sages of Wine- holm could divine. But their souls grew chill as an iceberg, and their very frames rigid, at the thought of a spirit riding away on a brute beast to the place appointed for wicked men. And THE LAIRD OF WINEHOLM, 413 had not John Broadcast reason to be thankfu’ that he was as he was ? However, the outcry of the com- munity became so outrageous of murder and foul play, in so many ways, that the officers of justice were compelled to take note of it ; and accordingly the sheriff-substitute, the sheriff- clerk, the fiscal, and two assistants, came in two chaises to Wineholm to take a precog- nition ; and there a court was held which lasted the whole day, at which Mrs Davington, the late laird’s only daughter, all the servants, and a great number of the villagers, were examined on oath. It appeared from the evidence that Dr Davington had come to the 1 village and set up as a surgeon ; that he liad used every endeavour to be employed in the laird’s family in vain, as the latter detested him ; that he, however, found means of inducing his only daughter to elope with him, which put the laird quite beside himself, and from thenceforward he became drowned in dissipation ; that such, however, was his affection for his daughter, that he caused her to live with him, but would never suffer the doctor to enter his door ; that it was, nevertheless, quite custom- ary for the doctor to be sent for to his lady’s chamber, particularly when her father was in his cups ; and that on a certain night, when the laird had had company, and was so overcome that he could not rise from his chair, he had died suddenly of apoplexy ; and that no other skill was sent for, or near him, but this his detested son-in-law, whom he had by will disinherited, though the legal term for rendering that will com- petent had not expired. The body was coffined the second day after death, and locked up in a low room m one of the wings of the building ; and nothing farther could be elicited. The doctor was missing, and it was whispered that he had absconded ; indeed it was evi- dent, and the sheriff acknowledged that, according to the evidence taken, the matter had a very suspicious aspect, although there was no direct proof against the doctor. It was proved that he had attempted to bleed the patient, but had not succeeded, and that at that time the old laird was black in the face. When it began to wear nigh night, and nothing further could be learned, the sheriff-clerk, a quiet considerate gentleman, asked why they had not examined the wright who had made the coffin, and also placed the body in it. The thing had not been thought of ; but he was found in court, and instantly put into the witness-box, and examined on oath. His name was James Sander- son, a little, stout-made, shrewd-look- ing man, with a very peculiar squint. He was examined thus by the procu- rator-fiscal : — “Were you long acquainted with the late Laird of Wineholm, James?” “Yes, ever since I left my appren- ticeship ; for, I suppose, about nineteen years.” “Was he very much given to drink- ing of late ?” ‘ ‘ I could not say ; he took his glass gey an heartily.” “ Did you ever drink with him.” “ O yes, mony a time.” “You must have seen him very drunk, then ? Did you ever see him so drunk, for instance, that he could not rise?” “ Never ; for long afore that, I could not have kenned whether he was sitting or standing.” “Were you present at the corpse- chesting ?” “Yes, I was.” “And were you certain the body was then deposited in the coffin ?” “Yes; quite certain.” “Did you screw down the coffin lid firmly then, as you do others of the same make?” “No, I did not.” “What were your reasons for that?” “They were no reasons of mine; I r THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. did what I was ordered. There were private reasons, which I then wist not of. But, gentlemen, there are some things connected with this affair, which I am bound in honour not to reveal. I hope you will not compel me to divulge them at present.” “You are bound by a solemn oath, James, the highest of all obligations ; and, for the sake of justice, you must tell everything you know ; and it would be better if you would just tell your tale straightforward, without the interrup- tion of question and answer.” “Well, then, since it must be so : — That day, at the chesting, the doctor took me aside and said to me, ‘James Sanderson, it will be necessary that something be put into the coffin to pre- vent any unpleasant odour before the funeral ; for owing to the corpulence, and the inflamed state of the body by apoplexy, there will be great danger of this. ’ “‘Very well, sir,’ says I; ‘what shall I bring?’ “‘You had better only screw down the lid lightly at present, then,’ said he ; ‘ and if you could bring a bucket- ful of quicklime a little while hence, and pour it over the body, especially over the face, it is a very good thing, an excellent thing, for preventing any de- leterious effluvia from escaping.’ “ ‘Very well, sir,’ said I ; and so I followed his directions. I procured the lime ; and as I was to come privately in the evening to deposit it in the coffin, in company with the doctor alone, I was putting off the time in my work- shop, polishing some trifle, and thinking to myself that I could not find in my heart to choke up my old friend with quicklime, even after he was dead, when, to my unspeakable horror, who should enter my workshop but the identical laird himself, dressed in his dead-clothes in the very same manner in which I had seen him laid in the coffin, but appar- ^ ently all streaming in blood to the feet. I fell back over against a cart-wheel, and was going to call out, but could not ; and as he stood straight in the door, there was no means of escape. At length the apparition spoke to me in a hoarse trembling voice, and it said to me, ‘Jamie Sanderson ! O, Jamie San- derson ! I have been forced to appear to you in a d — d frightful guise ! ’ These were the very first words it spoke, and they were far from being a lie ; but I halfflins thought to mysel that a being in such circumstances might have spoken with a little more caution and decency. I could make no answer, for my tongue refused all attempts at articulation, and my lips would not come together ; and all that I could do was to lie back against my new cart-wheel, and hold up my hands as a kind of defence. The ghastly and blood-stained apparition, advancing a step or two, held up both its hands, flying with dead ruffles, and cried to me in a still more frightful voice, ‘Oh, my faithful old friend, I have been murdered ! I am a murdered man, Jamie Sanderson ! And if you do not assist me in bringing upon the wretch due retribution, dire will be your punishment in the other world. ’ “This is sheer raving, James,” said the sheriff, interrupting him. “These words can be nothing but the ravings of a disturbed and heated imagination. I entreat you to recollect that you have appealed to the Great Judge of heaven and earth for the truth of what you assert here, and to answer accordingly. ” “ I know what I am saying, my Lord Sheriff,” said Sanderson; “and I am telling naething but the plain truth, as nearly as my state of mind at the time permits me to recollect. The appalling figure approached still nearer and nearer to me, breathing threatenings if I would not rise and fly to his assistance, and swearing like a sergeant of dragoons at both the doctor and myself. At length it came so close to me that I had no other shift but to hold up both feet and I THE LAIRD OF WLXEHOLJf. 415 hands to shield me, as I had seen herons do when knocked down by a goshawk, and I cried out ; but even my voice failed, so that I only cried like one through his sleep.” “ ‘ What the d — 1 are you lying gap- ing and braying at there? ’ said he, seizing me by the wrist and dragging me after him. * Do you not see the plight I am in, and why won’t you fly to succour me ?’ “I now felt, to my great relief, that this terrific apparition was a being of flesh, blood, and bones like myself ; — • that, in short, it was indeed my kind old friend the laird popped out of his open coffin, and come over to pay me an evening visit, but certainly in such a guise as earthly visit was never paid. I soon gathered up my scattered senses, took my old friend into my room, bathed him all over, and washed him well with lukewarm water ; then put him into a warm bed, gave him a glass or two of hot punch, and he came round amazingly. He caused me to survey his neck a hundred times, I am sure ; and I had no doubt he had been strangled, for there was a purple ring round it, which in some places was black, and a little swollen ; his voice creaked like a door-hinge, and his fea- tures were still distorted. He swore terribly at 'both the doctor and my- self ; but nothing put him half so mad as the idea of the quicklime being poured over him, and particu- larly over his face. I am mistaken if that experiment does not serve him for a theme of execration as long as he lives.” “So he is alive, then, you say?” asked the fiscal. “O yes, sir, alive, and tolerably well, considering. We two have had several bottles together in my quiet room ; for I have still kept him concealed, to see what the doctor would do next. He is in terror for him, somehow, until sixty days be over from some date that he talks of, and seems assured that the dog will have his life by hook or crook, un- less he can bring him to the gallows betimes, and he is absent on that busi- ness to-day. One night lately, when fully half seas over, he set off to the schoolhouse, and frightened the dominie ; and last night he went up to the stable, and gave old Broadcast a hearing for not keeping his mare well enough. “ It appears that some shaking motion in the coffining of the laird had brought him back to himself, after bleeding abundantly both at mouth and nose ; that he was on his feet ere he knew how he had been disposed of, and was quite shocked at seeing the open coffin on the bed, and himself dressed in his grave- clothes, and all in one bath of blood. He flew to the door, but it was locked outside ; he rapped furiously for some- thing to drink, but the room was far removed from any inhabited part of the house, and none regarded ; so he had nothing for it but to open the window, and come through the garden and the back lane leading to my workshop. And as I had got orders to bring a bucketful of quicklime, I went over in the forenight with a bucketful of heavy gravel, as much as I could carry, and a little white lime sprinkled on the top of it ; and being let in by the doctor, I deposited it in the coffin, screwed down the lid, and left it. The funeral followed in due course, the whole of which the laird viewed from my window, and gawe the doctor a hearty day’s cursing for daring to support his head and lay it in the grave. And this, gentlemen, is the substance of what I know concern- ing this enormous deed, which is, I think, quite sufficient. The laird bound me to secrecy until such time as he could bring matters to a proper bearing for securing the doctor ; but as you have forced it from me, you must stand my surety, and answer the charges against me.” The laird arrived that night with 4x6 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. proper authority, and a number of officers, to have the doctor, his son-in- law, taken into custody ; but the bird had flown ; and from that day forth he was never seen, so as to be recognised, in Scotland. The laird lived many years after that ; and though the thoughts of the quicklime made him drink a great deal, yet from that time he never suffered himself to get quite drunk, lest some one might take it into his head to hang him, and he not know anything about it. The dominie ac- knowledged that it was as impracticable to calculate what might happen in human affairs as to square the circle, which could only be effected by know- ing the ratio of the circumference to the radius. For shoeing horses, vending news, and awarding proper punishments, the smith to this day just beats the world. And old John Broadcast is as thankfu’ to heaven as ever that things are as they are. AN INCIDENT IN THE GEEAT MOEAY FLOODS OF 1829. By Sir Thomas Dick Lauder. The flood, both in the Spey and its tributary burn, was terrible at the village of Charlestown of Aberlour. On the 3d of August, Charles Cruickshanks, the innkeeper, had a party of friends in his house. There was no inebriety, but there was a fiddle; and what Scots- man is he who does not know that the well-jerked strains of a lively strathspey have a potent spell in them that goes beyond even the witchery of the bowl ? On one who daily inhales the breezes from the musical stream that gives name to the measure, the influence *is powerful, and it was that day felt by Cruickshanks with a more than ordinary degree of excitement. He was joyous to a pitch that made his wife grave. Mrs Cruickshanks was deeply affected by her husband’s jollity. “ Surely my goodman is daft the day,” said she gravely; “I ne’er saw him dance at sic a rate. Lord grant that he binna feyr^* * I think/ said the old gardener to one of the maids, ‘ the gauger’s Jie ' — by which word the common people express those violent spirits, which they think a presage of death .” — Gtiy Ma7inering, When the river began to rise rapidly in the evening, Cruickshanks, who had a quantity of wood lying near the mouth of the burn, asked two of his neighbours to go and assist him in dragging it out of the water. They readily complied, and Cruickshanks getting on the loose raft of wood, they followed him, and did what they could in pushing and hauling the pieces of timber ashore, till the stream increased so much, that, with one voice, they declared they would stay no longer, and, making' a desperate effort, they plunged over-head, and reached the land with the greatest dif- ficulty. They then tried all their eloquence to persuade Cruickshanks to come away, but he was a bold and ex- perienced floater, and laughed at their fears ; nay, so utterly reckless was he, that having now diminished the crazy ill-put-together raft he stood on, till it consisted of a few spars only, he employ- ed himself in trying to catch at and save some haycocks belonging to the clergyman, which were floating past him. But while his attention was so engaged, the flood was rapidly increas- ing, till, at last, even his dauntless heart AN INCIDENT IN THE MORAY ELOOBS, 417 became appalled at its magnitude and fury. ‘ ‘ A horse ! a horse ! ” he loudly and anxiously exclaimed ; “run for one of the minister’s horses, and ride in with a rope, else I must go with the stream.” He was quickly obeyed, but ere a horse arrived, the flood had rendered it impossible to approach him. Seeing that he must abandon all hope of help in that way, Cruickshanks was now seen as if summoning up all his resolution and presence of mind to make the perilous attempt of dashing through the raging current, with his frail and imperfect raft. Grasping more flrmly the iron-shod pole he held in his hand — called in floater’s language a sting — he pushed resolutely into it ; but he had hardly done so when the violence of the water wrenched from his hold that which was all he had to depend on. A shriek burst from his friends, as they beheld the wretched raft dart off with him down the stream, like an arrow freed from the bowstring. But the mind of Cruickshanks was no common one to quail before the first approach of danger. He poised himself, and stood balanced, with determination and self-command in his eye, and no sound of fear, or of complaint, was heard to come from him. At the point where the burn met the river, in the ordinary state of both, there grew some trees, now surrounded by deep and strong currents, and far from the land. The raft took a direc- tion towards one of these, and seeing the wide and tumultuous waters of the Spey before him, in which there was no hope that his loosely -connected logs could stick one moment together, he coolly prepared himself, and, collecting all his force into one well-timed and well-directed effort, he sprang, caught a tree, and clung among its boughs, whilst the frail raft, hurried away from under his foot, was dashed into frag- ments, and scattered on the bosom of ( 7 ). the waves. A shout of joy arose from his anxious friends, for they now deemed him safe ; but he uttered no shout in return. Every nerve was strained to procure help. “A boat!” was the general cry, and some ran^his way, and some that, to endeavour to procure one. It was now between seven and eight o’clock in the evening. A boat was speedily obtained, and though no one was very expert in its use, it was quickly manned by people eager to save Cruick- shanks from his perilous situation. The current was too terrible about the tree to admit of their nearing it, so as to take him directly into the boat ; but their object was to row through the smoother water, to such a distance as might enable them to throw a rope to him, by which means they hoped to drag him to the boat. Frequently did they attempt this, and as frequently were they foiled, even by that which was considered as the gentler part of the stream, for it hurried them past the point whence they wished to make the cast of their rope, and compelled them to row up again by the side, to start on each fresh adventure. Often were they carried so much in the direction of the tree as to be com- pelled to exert all their strength to pull themselves away from him they would have saved, that they might avoid the vortex that would have caught and swept them to destruction. And often was poor Cruickshanks tantalized with the approach of help, which came but to add to the other miseries of his situa- tion that of the bitterest disappointment. Yet he bore all calmly. In the transient glimpses they had of him, as they were driven past him, they saw no blenching on his dauntless countenance — they heard no reproach, no complaint, no sound, but an occasional short exclama- tion of encouragement to persevere in their friendly endeavours. But the evening wore on, and still they were unsuccessful. It seemed to them that 2 D 4i8 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. something more than mere natural causes was operating against them. “ His hour is come !” said they, as they regarded one another with looks of awe; “our struggles are vain.” The courage and the hope which had hitherto supported tliem began to fail, and the descending shades of night extinguished the last feeble sparks of both, and put an end to their endeavours. Fancy alone can picture the horrors that must have crept on the unfortunate man, as, amidst the impenetrable dark- ness which now prevailed, he became aware of the continued increase of the flood that roared around him, by its gradual advance towards his feet, whilst the rain and the tempest continued to beat more and more dreadfully upon him. That these were long ineffectual in shaking his collected mind, we know from the fact, afterwards ascertained, that he actually wound up his watch while in this dreadful situation. But, hearing no more the occasional passing exclamations of those who had been hitherto trying to succour him, he began to shout for help in a voice that became every moment more long-drawn and piteous, as, between the gusts of the tempest, and borne over the thunder of the waters, it fell from time to time on the ears of his clustered friends, and rent the heart of his distracted wife. Ever and anon it came, and hoarser than before, and there was an occasional wildness in its note, and now and then a strange and clamorous repetition for a time, as if despair had inspired him with an unnatural energy ; but the shouts became gradually shorter, — less audible and less frequent, — till at last their eagerly listening ears could catch them no longer. “Is he gone?” was the half- whispered question they put to one another ; and the smothered responses that were muttered around but too plainly told how much the fears of all were in unison. “ What was that ? ” cried his wife in a delirious scream ; “that was his whistle I heard ! ” She said truly. A shrill whistle, such as that which is given with the fingers in the mouth, rose again over the loud din of the deluge and the yel- ling of the storm. He was not yet gone. His voice was but cracked by his frequent exertions to make it heard, and he had now resorted to an easier mode of transmitting to his friends the certainty of his safety. For some time his unhappy wife drew hope from, such considerations, but his whistles, as they came more loud and prolonged, pierced the ears of his foreboding friends like the ill-omened cry of some warning spirit ; and it may be matter of ques- tion whether all believed that the sounds they heard were really mortal. Still they came louder and clearer for a brief space ; but at last they were heard no more, save in his frantic wife’s fancy, who continued to start, as if she still heard them, and to wander about, and to listen, when all but herself were satis- fied that she could never hear them again. Wet and weary, and shivering with cold, was this miserable woman, when the tardy dawn of morning beheld her straining her eye-balls through the im- perfect light, towards the trees where Cruickshanks had been last seen. There was something there that looked like the figure of a man, and on that her eyes fixed. But those around her saw, alas ! too well, that what she fondly supposed to be her husband was but a bunch of wreck gathered by the flood into one of the trees, — for the one to which he clung had been swept away. The body of poor Cruickshanks was found in the afternoon of next day, on the Haugh of Dandaleith, some four or five miles below. As it had ever been his uniform practice to wind up his watch at night, and as it was discovered to be neaidy full wound when it was taken from his pocket, the fact of his having had self-possession enough to CHARLIE GRAHAM, THE TINKER, 419 obey his usual custom, under circum- stances so terrible, is as unquestionable as it is wonderful. It had stopped at a quarter of an hour past eleven o’clock, which would seem to fix that as the fatal moment when the tree was rent away ; for when that hap- pened, his struggles amidst the raging waves of the Spey must have been few and short. When the men, who had so unsuc- cessfully attempted to save him, were talking over the matter, and arguing that no human help could have availed him, — ‘‘ I’m thinkin’ I could hae ta’en him out,” said a voice in the circle. All eyes were turned towards the speaker, and a general expression of contempt followed ; for it was a boy of | the name of Rainey, a reputed idiot, from the foot of Benrinnes, who spoke. “You!” cried a dozen voices at once ; “ what would you have done, you wise man? ” “I wud hae tied an empty anker- cask to the end o’ a lang, lang tow, an’ I wud hae floated it aff frae near aboot whaur the raft was ta’en first awa ; an’ syne, ye see, as the stream teuk the raft till the tree, maybe she wud hae ta’en the cask there too ; an’ if Charlie Cruickshanks had ance gotten a hand o’ this rope ” He would have finished, but his auditors were gone : they had silently slunk away in different directions, one man alone having muttered, as he went, something about ‘ ‘ wisdom coming out of the mouth of fools.” CHAELIE GRAHAM, THE TINKER. By Geqrge Penny. The notorious Charlie Graham be- longed to a gang of tinkers, who had for a long time travelled through the country, and* whose headquarters were at Lochgelly, in Fife. They were to be found at all markets, selling their horn spoons, which was their ostensible occupation. But there was a great deal of business done in the pickpocket line, and other branches of the thieving art. About Charlie there were some remark- able traits of generosity. In the midst of all the crimes he committed, he was never known to hurt a poor man, but often out of his plunder helped those in a strait. His father was in the same line, and was long at the head of the gang ; but being afterwards imprisoned for theft, housebreaking, &c., he was banished the county, banished Scotland, and publicly whipped. On one occasion i he was banished, with certification that if he returned, he was to be publicly whipped the first market-day, and there- after to be banished. Old Charlie was not long away when he returned, and was apprehended and conveyed to Perth jail. A vacancy having occurred in the office of executioner, the first market- day was allowed to pass without inflict- ing the sentence, upon which Charlie entered a protest, and was liberated. In various ways he eluded justice, — • sometimes by breaking the prison, and sometimes for want of evidence. The last time he was brought in, he was met by an old acquaintance, who asked, “ What is the matter now?” to which old Charlie replied, “Oh, just the auld thing, and nae proof which saying has since become a proverb. But this i time they did find proof, and he was 420 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. again publicly whipped, and sent out of the country. One of his daughters, Meg Graham, who had been bred from her infancy in the same way, was every now and then apprehended for some petty theft. Indeed, she was so often in jail, that she got twenty- eight dinners from old John Rutherford, the writer, who gave the prisoners in the jail a dinner every Christmas. Meg, in her young days, was reckoned one of the first beauties of the time ; but she was a wild one. She had been whipped and pilloried, but still the root of the matter remained. Young Charlie was a man of un- common strength and size, being about six feet high, and stout in proportion. His wrist was as thick as that of two ordinary men ; he had long been the terror of the country, and attended all markets at the head of his gang, where they were sure to kick up a row among themselves. Two of their women would commence a battle-royal in the midst of the throng, scratch and tear one another’s caps, until a mob was assembled, when the rest were very busy in picking pockets. In this way they were fre- quently very successful. At a market to the west of Crieff a farmer got his pocket-book taken from him. It being ascertained that Charlie Graham and his gang were in the market, — who were well known to several of the respectable farmers, who frequently lodged them on their way to the country, — it was proposed to get Charlie and give him a glass, and tell him the story. Charlie accepted the invitation ; and during the circula- tion of the glass, one of the company introduced the subject, lamenting the poor man’s loss in such a feeling way, that the right chord was struck, and Charlie’s generosity roused. An appeal was made to him to lend the poor man such a sum, as his credit was at stake. Charlie said they had done nothing that day, but if anything cast up, he would see what could be done. During this conversation another company came into the room ; amongst whom was a man with a greatcoat, a Highland bonnet, and a large drover whip. After being seated, this personage was recognised as belonging to the gang, and they v/ere invited to drink with them, whilst the story of the robbery was repeated. On this Charlie asked his friend if he could lend him forty pounds to give to the poor man, and he would repay him in a few days. The man replied that he had forty pounds which he was going to pay away ; but if it was to favour a friend, he would put off his business and help him ; when, to their astonishment, the identical notes which the man had lost were tossed to him ; and Charlie said that that would relieve him in the mean- time, and he could repay him when con- venient. It was evident that Charlie smelt a rat, and took this method to get off honourably. Of course, the forty pounds were never sought after. Charlie was one day lodged with a poor widow, who had a few acres of ground, and kept a public-house. She complained to him that she was unable to raise her rent, that the factor was coming that night for payment, and that she was considerably deficient. Charlie gave her what made it up, and in the evening went out of the way, after learn- ing at what time the factor would be there. The factor came, received pay- ment, and returned home ; but on the way he was met by Charlie, who eased him of his cash, and returned the rent to the poor widow. The Rev. Mr Graham of Fossoway came one day to Perth to discount some bills in the Bank of Scotland. Having got his bills cashed, his spirits rose to blood-heat, and a hearty glass was given to his friends, until the parson got a little muddy. His friends, loth to leave him in that state, hired a horse each to convey him home. It was dark and late when they set out, and by the CHARLIE GRAHAM, THE TINKER. 421 time they reached Damhead, where they put up their horses, it was morning. The house was re-building at the time, and the family living in the barn when the parson and his friends were introduced. Here they found Charlie and some of his friends over a bowl, of which the minister was cordially invited to partake. His companions also j oined, and kept it up with great glee for some time — the minister singing his song, and Charlie getting very big. One of the friends, knowing how the land lay, was very anxious to be off, for fear of the minister’s money, and ordered out the horses ; but to this Charlie would by no means consent. This alarmed the friends still more ; as for the minister, he was now beyond all fear. However, in a short time a number of men came in and called for drink, and then Charlie, after the glass had gone round, said he thought it was time for the minister to get home, and went out to see them on their horses ; when he told them he had detained them till the re- turn of these men, who, if they had met them, might have proved dangerous neighbours ; but now they could go home in safety. He was one day on his way to Auch- terarder market, when he met a farmer going from home, in whose barn he had frequently lodged, when Charlie told him he was to lodge with him that night. The farmer said he could not take strangers into his barn in its pre- sent state, as his summer’s cheese, and many other things, were lodged there. “ D — n your cheese,” replied Charlie ; “do you think, old boy, that I would lay down my honesty for your trash o’ cheese ?” They parted, and Charlie got permission from the gudewife for him- self, as there were no others with him. The farmer came home late, and knew not that Charlie was there. In the morning when he went into the barn, he was astonished to find it all in an uproar. Upwards of twenty individuals — men, women, and children — were lying among the straw. The wife was called upon to see what state the barn was in ; and the old man, in no very soft voice, railed at her for admitting such a band. She replied that she would send them away quietly ; and this she did by giving them as much brose and milk as they could, take. On their departure, Charlie told him he was a mean old crab, and that his wife was worth a hundred of him. How- ever, he kept his word as to the cheese, and nothing was touched. In the market next day, a good deal of business was done in his way ; several pockets were picked, and a number of petty thefts committed. Charlie being in the habit of dealing with respectable merchants for horn spoons, he was one day in the shop getting payment for a parcel. The money was counted down, but during the time his wife was taking it up, the merchant turned to speak to some one in the shop ; the wife, on tak- ing up the money, said she wanted five shillings ; the merchant said he was posi- tive he laid down the whole. She still insisted that she wanted five shillings, and the merchant was determined to resist ; on which Charlie interfered, saying, “ Come, come, ye limmer, down with the money ; none of your tricks here.” At one time he took it into his head to enlist for a regiment in India, with a party in Perth ; he did very well until they were ordered to join the regiment. All the recruits being assembled but Charlie, he at last was found drinking in a public-house, but would not stir a foot. The officer was got, and the party attempted, after fair means had failed, to take him by force. They only got him the length of the street, when he drew a short bludgeon from an inside pocket, and laid about him from right to left, in such a way that the whole were soon sprawling on the street, and he escaped. The officer. 422 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, seeing what kind of a character he was, desired the sergeant not to look after him, as he would have nothing to do with him. At all the fairs he was present with his gang. If any row commenced he was sure to take a lead, — and which- ever party he joined were generally left masters of the field. One midsummer market at Perth, a dreadful row got up between the weavers and the farmer lads, hundreds of whom attended the market at that time. Charlie and his friends joined the weavers ; the streets were soon in a perfect uproar ; the chap- men’s stands were upset, and themselves tumbled in the midst of their goods ; sweeties and gingerbread were scattered in all directions by the pressure of the contending parties ; and broken heads and faces were to be seen in abundance. The whole fair was thrown into a dread- ful state of confusion, until a party of military were brought out, who at length succeeded in restoring order; but Charlie and his friends were not to be found. Many individuals lost their hats, &c., and got bruised bones and torn coats ; it was also discovered that many pockets had been picked during the affray. Charlie had often been convicted of theft, imprisoned, and banished the county. He not unfrequently made his. escape by breaking out of prison ; but was at length apprehended for horse stealing ; and during his confinement was put in irons, in one of the strong cages in the old jail. During his im- prisonment he was very cheerful, often declaring they could have no proof against him ; but a short time convinced him of his folly. He was tried, found guilty, and sentenced to be hanged. When brought out to execution, he was attended by four artillerymen, for fear of resistance. He recognised many of his old acquaintances in the multitude — particularly the merchant with whom he dealt in spoons, and gave him a bow and a wave of his hand. When the fatal hour approached he appeared quite subdued, and submitted to his fate with calm resignation. After his body was cut down it was conveyed to the grave by an immense multitude ; the coffin was opened and filled with quicklime, to render it useless for the surgeon. Charlie’s death was a severe loss to the gang ; immediately after this Charlie Brown, his brother - in - law, became leader. This fellow, although not so large a man, was stout, firmly built, of great activity, and, like Graham, had been frequently in the hands of the law, and made shift to get clear, until at last the fiscal was determined to have him. It being ascertained that he was in the neighbourhood, a party of light dra- goons was sent out with the officers, who traced him to Auchtergaven. When he saw the party, he set off through the fields, until fairly run down by two of the horsemen, and brought to Perth. This desperate character had on him about eighty guineas ; he was charged with several crimes, convicted, and sent to Botany Bay for life. After this the gang, who had for a long period infested the country, dispersed, and was seldom heard of . — Traditions of Perth, THE SNOWING-UP OF STRATH LUG AS, 423 THE SNOWIHG-TJP OF STEATH LUGAS; OR, THE MATCH-MAKING LAIRD. Jolly old Simon Kirkton ! thou art the very high-priest of Hymen. There is something softly persuasive to matri- mony in thy contented, comfortable appearance ; and thy house, — why, though it is situated in the farthest part of Inverness-shire, it is as fertile in connubial joys as if it were placed upon Gretna Green. Single blessedness is a term unknown in thy vocabulary ; heaven itself would be a miserable place for thee, for there is neither marrying nor giving in marriage ! Half the county was invited to a grand dinner and ball at Simon’s house in January 1812. All the young ladies had looked forward to it in joyous anticipation and hope, and all the young gentlemen, with considerable expectation — and fear. Everything was to be on the greatest scale : the dinner in the ancient hall, with the two family pipers discoursing sweet music between the courses, and the ball in the splendid new drawing-room, with a capital band from the county town. The Duke was to be there with all the nobility, rank, and fashion of the district ; and, in short, such a splendid entertainment had never been given at Strath Lugas in the memory of man. The editor of the county paper had a description of it in type a month before, and the millin- ers far and near never said their prayers without a supplication for the health of Mr Kirkton. All this time that Worthy gentleman was not idle. The drawing-room was dismantled of its furniture, and the floors industriously chalked over with innumerable groups of flowers. The larder was stocked as if for a siege ; the domestics drilled into a knowledge of their duties ; and every preparation completed in the most irreproachable style. I question whether Gunter ever dreamt of such a supper as was laid out in the dining-room : venison in all its forms, and fish of every kind. It would have victualled a seventy-four to China. The day came at last, — a fine, sharp, clear day, as ever gave a bluish tinge to the countenance, or brought tears to “beauty’s eye.” There had been a great fall of snow a few days before, but the weather seemed now settled into a firm, enduring frost. The laird had not received a single apology, and waited in the hall along with his lady to receive the guests as they arrived. “ My dear, isna that a carriage coming up the Brose-fit-knowe ? Auld Leddy Clavers, I declare. She’ll be going to dress here, and the three girls. Anne’s turned religious ; so I’m thinking she’s ower auld to be married. It’s a pity the minister’s no coming : his wife’s just dead ; but Jeanie’ll be looking out for somebody. We maun put her next to young Gerfluin. Elizabeth’s a thocht ower young ; she can stay at the side- table with Tammy Maxwell — he’s just a hobbletehoy — it wad be a very good match in time.” In this way, as each party made its appearance, the laird arranged in a moment the order in which every individual was to be placed at table ; and even before dinner, he had the satisfaction of seeing his guests breaking off into the quiet tete-a-tetes, which the noise and occupation of a general com- pany render sweet and secluded as a meeting “by moonlight alone.” While his eye wandered round the various parties thus pleasantly engaged, it rested on the figure of a very beautiful girl whom he had not -previously re- 424 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. marked. She sat apart from all the rest, and was amusing herself with look- ing at the pictures suspended round the room, apparently unconscious of the presence of so many strangers. She seemed in deep thought ; but as she gazed on the representation of a battle- piece, her face changed its expression from the calmness of apathy to the most vivid enthusiasm. “Mercy on us a’!” whispered the laird to his wife, “wha’s she that? that beautiful young lassie in the white goon ? An’ no’ a young bachelor within a mile o’ her. Deil ane o’ them deserves such an angel ! ” “It’s a Miss Mowbray,” was the reply; “she came with Mrs Carmichael, — a great heiress they say : it’s the first time she was ever in Scotland.” “Aha ! say ye sae? Then we’ll see if we canna keep her among us noo that she is come. Angus M‘Leod — na, he’ll no do — he’s a gude enough lad, but he’s no bonnie. Chairlie Fletcher — he wad do weel enough ; but I’m thinking he’ll do better for Bell Johnson. ’Od, don- nered auld man, no to think o’ him be- fore ! Chairlie Melville’s the very man — the handsomest, bravest, cleverest chield she could hae ; and if she’s gotten the siller, so much the better for Chairlie — they’ll mak a bonnie couple.” And in an instant the laird laid his hand on the shoulder of a young man, who was engaged with a knot of gentle- men discussing some recent news from the Peninsula, and dragging him away, said, — “For shame, Chairlie, for shame! Do you no see that sweet, modest lassie a’ by hersel ? Gang up to her this mi- nute — bide by her as lang as ye can — she’s weel worth a’ the attention ye can pay her. Miss Mowbray,” he con- tinued, “ I’m sorry my friend, Mrs Car- michael, has left ye sae much to yoursel ; but here’s Chairlie, or rather I should say, Mr Charles, or rather I should say. Lieutenant Charles Melville, that will be happy to supply her place. He’ll tak ye in to yer dinner, and dance wi’ ye at the ball.” “All in place of Mrs Carmichael, sir?” replied the young lady, with an arch look. “Weel said, my dear, weel said; but I maun leave younger folks to answer ye. I’ve seen the time I wadna hae been very blate to gie ye an answer that wad hae stoppit your ‘ wee bit mou, sae sweet and bonnie. ’ ” paying these words, and whispering to his young friend, “ Stick till her, Chairlie,” he bustled off, ‘ ‘ on hospitable thoughts intent,” to another part of the room. After the introduction, the young people soon entered into conversation ; and, greatly to the laird’s satisfaction, the young soldier conducted Miss Mow- bray into the hall, sat next her all the time of dinner, and seemed as delighted with his companion as the most match- making lady or gentleman could desire. The lady, on the other hand, seemed in high spirits, and laughed at the remarks of her neighbour with the greatest ap- pearance of enjoyment. “ How long have you been with Mrs Carmichael?” “ I came the day before yesterday.” “ Rather a savage sort of country, I am afraid, you find this, after the polished scenes of your' own land ? ” “Do you mean th^^untry,” replied the lady, “or the jpl^^b'itants? They are not nearly such shVages as I expected ; some of them seem half- civilised.” “It is only your good-nature that makes you think us so. When you know us better, you will alter your opinion.” “ Nay; now don’t be angry, or talk as all other Scotch people do, about your national virtues. I know you are a very wonderful people — your men all heroes, your peasants philosophers, and your women angels ; but seriously, I was very much disappointed to find you so like other people.” THE SNOWING-UP OF STRATH LUG AS, 425 “Why, what did you expect? Did you think we were ‘ men whose heads do grow beneath their shoulders?’ ” “No, I did not expect that; but I expected to find everything different from what I had been accustomed to. Now, the company here are dressed just like a party in England, and behave in the same manner. Even the language is intelligible at times ; though the laird, I must say, would require an inter- preter.” “Ah, the jolly old laird! His face is a sort of polyglot dictionary — it is the expression for good-humour, kindness, and hospitality, in all languages.” “ And who is that at his right hand ?” “What? the henchman? That’s Rory M ‘Taggart — he was piper for twenty years in the 73d, and killed three men with his own hand at Vimiera.” “ And is that the reason he is called the henchman?” “Yes; henchman means, ‘the piper with the bloody hand — the slaughterer of three. ’ ” “ What a comprehensive word ! It is almost equal to the laird’s face.” But here the laird broke in upon their conversation. “ Miss Mowbray, dinna be frightened at a’ the daft things the wild sodger is saying to you.” Then he added, in a lower tone, “Chairlie wad settle down into a douce, quiet, steady, married man, for a’ his tantrums. It wad be a pity if a Frenchman’s gun should spoil his beauty, puir fallow !” The young lady bowed without com- prehending a syllable of the speech of the worthy host. “Are you likely to be soon ordered abroad?” she said. “We expect the route for Spain every day; and then huzza for a peerage or Westminster Abbey 1” “Ah ! war is a fine game when it is played at a distance. Why can’t kings settle their disputes without having re- course to the sword?” “ I really can’t answer your question, but I think it must be out of a kind regard for the interest of younger brothers. A war is a capital provision for poor fellows like myself, who were born to no estate but that excessively large one which the Catechism calls the ‘estate of sin and misery.’ But come, I see from your face you are very roman- tic, and are going to say something sentimental — luckily his Grace is pro- posing a removal into the ball-room; may I beg the honour of your hand?” “Aha, lad!” cried the laird, who had heard the last sentence; “are ye at that wark already — asking a leddy’s hand on sic short an acquaintance ? But folk canna do’t ower sune.” The bustle caused by the secession of those who preferred Terpsichore to Bacchus, luckily prevented Miss Mow- bray’s hearing the laird’s observation, and in a few minutes she found herself entering with heart and soul into the full enjoyment of a country dance. Marriages, they say, are made in heaven. Charles Melville devoutly wished the laird’s efforts might be suc- cessful, and that one could be made on earth. She was indeed, as the laird ex- pressed it, “a bonnie cratur to look at.” I never could describe a beauty in my life — so the loveliness of the English heiress must be left to the imagination. At all events, she was “ the bright consummate flower of the whole wreath” which was then gathered together at Strath Lugas; and even Lady Clavers said that — “Miss Mowbray’s very weel put on indeed, for sae young a lassie. Her hair’s something like our Anne’s — only I think Anne’s has a wee richer tinge o’ the golden.” “ Preserve us a’ ! ” whispered the laird; “puir Anne’s hair is as red as a carrot.” “An’ dinna ye think her voice,” 426 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. said her ladyship — “ dinna ye think her voice is something like our Jeanie’s — only maybe no sae rich in the tone?” “Feth, ma’am,” answered the laird, “I maim wait till I hear Miss Mowbray speak the Gaelic, for really the saft sort o’ beautiful English she speaks gies her a great advantage.” “As ye say, Mr Kirkton,” continued her ladyship, who, like all great talkers, never attended to what any one said but herself, “ Jeanie has a great advan- tage ower her ; but she’s weel enough, for a’ that.” In the meantime the young lady, who was the subject of this convei'sation, troubled herself very little as to what Lady Clavers said or thought on that occasion. I shall not on any account say that she was in love, for I highly disapprove of such a speedy surrender to Dan Cupid in the softer sex ; but at all events she was highly delighted with the novelty of the scene, and evidently pleased with her partner. No scruple of the same kind restrains me from mentioning the state of Charlie Melville’s heart. He was as deeply in love as ever was the hero of a romance, and in the pauses of the dance indulged in various reveries about love and a cottage, and a number of other absurd notions, which are quite common, I believe, on such occasions. He never deigned to think on so contemptible an object as a butcher’s bill, or how incon- venient it would be to maintain a wife and four or five angels of either sex on ninety pounds a year ; but at the same time, I must do him the justice to state, that, although he was a Scotsman, the fact of Miss Mowbray’s being an heiress never entered into his contemplation ; and if I may mention my own opinion, I really believe he would have been better pleased if she had been as portion- less as himself. But time and tide wear through the roughest day ; no wonder, then, they wore very rapidly through the happiest evening he had ever spent. The Duke and the more distant visitors had taken their leave ; ‘ ‘ the mirth and fun grew fast and furious” among the younger and better acquainted parties who were left ; but, greatly to the mortification of the young soldier, his partner was called away at the end of a dance, just when he had been anticipating a de- lightful tUe-a-tete while the next was forming. With his heart nearly burst- ing with admiration and regret, he wrapt her in her cloaks and shawls, and in silent dejection, with only a warm pressure of the hand, which he was enchanted to find returned, he handed her into Mrs Carmichael’s old- fashioned open car, though the night was dark and stormy, — and after listen- ing to the last sound of the wheels as they were lost among the snow, he slowly turned, and re-entered the ball- room. Their absence, to all appearance, had not been noticed by a single eye, — a thing at which he, as a lover under such circumstances is bound to be, was greatly surprised. “Blockheads!” he said, ‘ ‘ they would not see the darkness if the sun were extinguished at midday. ” And he fell into a train of reflections, which, from the expression of his countenance, did not seem to be of a very exhilarating nature. In about twenty minutes, however, after his return, he was roused by the henchman, whom he had spoken of at dinner, who beckoned him from the hall. “The bonny cratur ! — the bonny cratur ! ” he began, — “an’ sic a nicht to gang hame in ! — the stars a’ put out, the snaw beginning to drift, and a spate in the Lugas ! Noo, if auld Andrew Strachan, the Leddy Carmichael’s coach- man, — doited auld body, an’ mair than half fou’, — tries the ford, oh, the lassie, the bonny lassie ’ll be lost ! an’ I’ll never hae the heart to spend the crown- piece she slippit into my hand just afore the dancin’ ! ” THE SNOWING-UP OF STRATH LUG AS. 427 But what more the worthy henchman might have said must remain a mystery to all succeeding time ; for long before he had come to the episode of the crown, Charles had rushed hatless into the open air, and dashed forward at the top of his speed to overtake the carriage, in time to warn them from the ford. But the snow had already formed itself into enormous wreaths, which, besides im- peding his progress, interfered greatly with his knowledge of the localities ; and he pursued his toilsome way more in despair than hope. He shouted, in the expectation of his voice being heard, but he heard no reply. He stooped down to see the track of the wheels, but the snow fell so fast and drifted at the same time, that it was quite undistin- guishable, even if the darkness had not been so deep. However, onwards he pressed towards the ford, and shouted louder and louder as he approached it. The roaring of the stream, now swollen to a prodigious height, drowned his cries, and his eyes in vain searched for the object of his pursuit; far and near he directed his gaze, and felt a trans- port of joy at the hope, which their ab- sence presented, that they had gone round by the bridge and were saved. He was about to return, when he thought he heard, in a bend in the river, a little way down, a faint scream above the roaring of the torrent. Quick as light- ning he rushed towards the spot, and hallooed as loud as he could. The shriek was distinctly repeated, and a great way out in the water he saw some substance of considerable size. He shouted again, and a voice replied to him from the river. In an instant he had plunged into the stream, and though it was rushing with great impetuosity, it was luckily not so deep as to prevent his wading. And after considerable toil, for the water was above his breast, he succeeded in reaching the object he had descried from the bank. It was, indeed, Mrs Carmichael’s car, and in it he had the inexpressible delight to find the two ladies, terrified, indeed, but happily in full possession of their pre- sence of mind. In a few hurried words, he desired them to trust entirely to him, and beg- ging the elder lady to remain quiet in the carriage, he lifted the younger in his arms, — but in the most earnest lan- guage she implored him to save her companion first, as she had such confi- dence in herself that she was certain she could remain in the carriage till he had effected his return. Pressing her to his heart in admiration of such magna- nimity, he laid her gently back, and lifting Mrs Carmichael from her seat, he pushed desperately for the shore. The water even in this short time had perceptibly risen, and on reaching the bank, and depositing his burden in safety, he rushed once more through the tor- rent, fearful lest a moment’s delay should make it impracticable to reach the car. That light equipage was now shaking from the impetuous attacks of the stream, and at the moment when the fainting girl was lifted up, a rush of greater force taking it, now unbalanced by any weight, forced it on its side, and rolled it off into the great body of the river. It had been carried more than fifty yards below the ford, without, how- ever, being overturned, and had luckily become entangled with the trunk of a tree ; the horse, after severe struggles, had been drowned, and his inanimate weight had helped to delay the progress of the carriage. The coachman was nowhere to be found. Meanwhile the three, once more upon the land, pursued their path back to Strath Lugas. Long and toilsome was the road, but cheered to the young soldier by the happy con- sciousness that he had saved his ‘ ‘ heart’s idol” from death. Tired, and nearly worn out with the harassing nature of their journey and of their feelings, they at length reached the hospitable mansion they had so lately quitted. 428 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, The music was still sounding, the lights still burning brightly, — but when old Simon Kirkton saw the^ party enter his hall, no words can do justice to the horror of his expression. The ladies were consigned to the attention of his wife. He himself took especial care of the hero of the story ; and after having heard the whole adventure, when the soldier, refreshed, and in a suit of the laird’s apparel, was entering the danc- ing room, he slapped him on the shoulder, and said — “ Deil a doubt o’t noo. If ye’re no laird o’ the bonny English acres, and gudeman o’ the bonny English leddy, I’ve nae skill in spaein’, that’s a’.” The adventure quickly spread, and people were sent off in all directions with lights, to discover, if possible, the body of the unfortunate Andrew Strachan. After searching for a long time, our friend the henchman thought he heard a voice close beside him, on the bank. He held down his lantern, and, sure enough, there he saw the object of their pursuit, lying at the very edge of the water, and his body on the land ! The water from time to time burst over his face, and it was only on these occasions that an almost inarti- culate grunt showed that the comatose disciple of John Barleycorn was yet alive. The henchman summoned his companions, and on attentively listening to the groans, as they considered them, of the dying man, they distinctly heard him, as he attempted to spit out the water which broke in tiny waves over his mouth, exclaiming, “ Faugh, faugh ! I doot ye’re changing the liquor — a wee drap mair whisky, and a sma’ spoonfu’ o’ sugar.” The nodding charioteer had been ejected from his seat on the first impetus of the “spate,” and been safely floated to land, without perceiving any remarkable change of situation. It is needless to say he was considerably surprised to discover where he was on being roused by the henchman’s party. “It’s my belief,” said Jock Stewart, the piper, “the drucken body thocht he was tipplin’ a’ the time in the butler’s ha’! It wad be a gude deed to let the daidlin’ haveril follow his hat and wig ; and I’m thinkin’ by this time they’ll be down about Fort- George.” The weather was become so stormy, and the snow so deep, that it was im- possible for any one to leave the house that night. The hospitable laird im- mediately set about making accommo- dation for so large a party, and by a little management he contrived to render everybody comfortable. The fiddlers were lodged in the bam, the ladies settled by the half-dozen in a room, and a supply of cloaks was collected for the gentlemen in the hall. Where people are willing to be pleased, it is astonish- ing how easy they find it. Laughter long and loud resounded through all the apartments, and morn began to stand “upon the misty mountain-tops” ere sleep and 'silence took possession of the mansion. Next day the storm still con- tinued. The prospect, as far as the eye could reach, was a dreary waste of snow ; and it was soon perceived, by those who were skilful in such matters, that the whole party were fairly snowed-up, and how long their imprisonment might last no one could tell. It was amazing with what equanimity the intelligence was listened to ; one or two young ladies, who had been particularly pleased with their partners, went as far as to say it was delightful. The elders of the party bore it with great good-humour, on being assured from the state of the larder that there was no danger of a famine ; and, above all, the laird himself, who had some private schemes of his own to serve, was elevated into the seventh heaven by the embargo laid on his guests. “ If this bides three days there’ll be a dizzen couple before Leddy-day. It’s no possible for a lad and a lass to be snawed up thegither three days without THE SNOWING-UP OF STRATH LUG AS, 429 melting ; — but we ’ll see the night how it’s a’ to be managed. Has onybody seen Mrs Carmichael and Miss Mow- bray this morning ?” But before this question could be answered the ladies entered the room. They were both pale from their last night’s adventure ; but while the elder lady was shaking hands with her friends, and receiving their congratulations, the eyes of her young companion wandered searchingly round the apartment till they fell on Charles Melville. Immediately a flush came over her cheek, which be- fore was deadly pale, and she started forward and held out her hand. He rushed and caught it, and even in pre- sence of all that company could scarcely resist the inclination to put it to his lips. “Thanks ! thanks ! ” was all she said ; and even in saying these short words her voice trembled, and a tear came to her eye. But when she saw that all looks were fixed on her, she blushed more deeply than ever, and retired to the side of Mrs Carmichael. The scene passed by no means unheeded by the laird. ‘‘Stupid whelp!” he said, “what for did he no kiss her, an it were just to gie her cheeks an excuse for growing sae rosy ? ’Od, if I had saved her frae droon- ing, I wadna hae been sae nice, — that’s to say, my dear,” he added to his wife, who was standing by, “if I hadna a wife o’ my ain.” The storm lasted for five days. How the plans of the laird with regard to the matrimonial comforts of his guests pro- spered, I have no intention of detailing. I believe, however, he was right in his predictions, and the minister was pre- sented with eight several sets of tea- things within three months. Many a spinster at this moment looks back with regret to her absence from the snow- party of Strath Lugas, and dates all her misfortunes from that unhappy circum- stance. On the fourth morning of their imprisonment the laird was presented with a letter from Charles Melville. In it he informed him that he dared not be absent longer, in case of his regiment being ordered abroad, and that he had taken his chance and set off on his homeward way in spite of the snow. It ended with thanks for all his kind- ness, and an affectionate farewell. When this was announced to the party they expressed great regret at his ab- sence. It seemed to surprise them all. Mrs Carmichael was full of wonder on the occasion ; but Miss Mowbray seemed totally unmoved by his departure. She was duller in spirits than before, and refused to dance ; but in other respects the mirth was as uproarious, and the dancing as joyous, as ever ; — and in a day the snow was sufficiently cleared away — the party by different convey- ances broke up — and the laird was left alone, after a week of constant enjoyment. Four years after the events I have related, a young man presented himself for the first time in the pump-room at Bath. The gossips of that busy city formed many conjectures as to who and what he could be. Some thought him a foreigner, some a man of consequence inco^. ; but all agreed that he was a soldier and an invalid. He seemed to be about six-and-twenty, and was evi- dently a perfect stranger. After he had stayed in the room a short time, and listened to the music, he went out into the street, and just as he made his exit by one door, the marvels of the old beldames who congregated under the orchestra were called into activity by the entrance, through the other, of a young lady leaning on the arm of an old one. Even so simple an incident as this is sufficient in a place like Bath to give rise to various rumours and con- jectures. She was tall, fair, and very beautiful, but she also seemed in bad health, and to be perfectly unknown. Such an event had not occurred at the pump-room for ages before. Even the master of the ceremonies was at fault. I 430 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, “As near as he could guess, to the best of his conjecture, he believed he had never seen either the gentleman or the lady. While surmises of all kinds were going their rounds in this manner, the gentleman pursued his walk up Milsom Street. His pace was slow, and his strength did not seem equal even to so gentle an exertion. He leant for sup- port upon his walking-stick, and heard, mingled with many coughs, a voice which he well knew, calling, — “ Chairlie — Chairlie Melville, I say! pull, ye deil’s buckie, — ugh — ugh ! — sic a confounded conveyance for a High- land gentleman. Ah, Chairlie, lad,” said our old acquaintance the laird, who had now got up to where his friend was standing, “ sad times for baith of us. Here am I sent here wi’ a cough that wad shake a kirk, ugh — ugh. — An’ the gout in baith my feet, — to be hurled about in a chair that gangs upon wheels, — ugh — ugh, — by a lazy English vagabond that winna under- stand a word that I say till him. — An’ you,” and here the old man looked up in the young soldier’s face — “ Oh, Chairlie, Chairlie ! is this what the wars hae brocht ye to? — ugh — ugh — yer verra mither wadna ken ye, — but come awa, — come awa to my lodgings in Pultney Street, and tell us a’ about what ye’ve been doin’, — ugh — ugh, — my fit, my fit, — pu’ awa’, ye ne’er-do-weel ; turn about, and be hanged till ye, — do ye no ken the road to Pultney Street yet ? Come awa, Chairlie, my man, dinna hurry.” And thus mingling his com- mands to his chairman, with complaints of the gout to his friend, the laird led the way to his lodgings. Charlie’s story was /soon told. He had shared in all the dangers and triumphs of the last three years of the war. He had been severely wounded at Waterloo, and had come to Bath with a debilitated frame and a major’s commission. But though he spoke of past transactions as gaily as he could, the quick eyes of the laird perceived there was some “ secret sorrow ” which weighed down his spirits. “An’ did ye meet with nae love adventure in your travels? For ye maunna tell me a bit wound in the shouther would mak ye sae doun- hearted as ye are. Is there nae Spanish or French lassie that gies ye a sair heart? Tell it a’ to me, an’ if I can be of ony use in bringin’ it about, ye may depend I ’ll do all in my power to help ye.” “No,” replied Charles, smiling at the continued match-making propen- sities of his friend ; “I shall scarcely require your services on that score. I never saw Frenchwoman or Spaniard that cost me a single sigh. ” And here, as if by the force of the word itself, the young man sighed. “Weel, it must be some English or Scotch lassie then ; for it’s easy to be seen that somebody costs ye a sigh. I ance thocht you were in a fair way o’ winnin’ yon bonny cratur ye saved frae the spate o’ the Lugas ; but ye gaed awa in such a hurry the plant hadna time to tak root.” “ She was too rich for the poor penniless subaltern to look to,” replied the young man, a deep glow coming over his face. “Havers! havers! She wad hae given a’ her lands yon night for a foot o’ dry grund. An’ as ye won her, ye had the best right to wear her. And I’m muckle mista’en if the lassie didna think sae hersel.” “Miss Mowbray must have over- rated my services ; but at all events I had no right to take advantage of that for- tunate accident to better my fortunes, by presuming on her feelings of grati- tude to her preserver.” “ What for no ? what for no? ” cried the laird ; “ye should hae married her on the spot. There were eight couples sprang frae the snaw - meeting — ye THE SNOWING-UP OF STRATH LUG AS. 431 should hae made the ninth, and then ye needna hae had a ball put through your shouther, nor ever moved frae the braw holmes o’ Surrey. ’Od, 1 wish it had been me that took her out o’ the water ; that is, if I had been as young as you, and Providence had afflicted me with the loss o’ Mrs Kirkton.” “ If I had been on a level with her as to fortune ” “ Weel, but noo yer brither’s dead, ye’re heir o’ the auld house, an’ ye’re a major — what’s to forbid the banns noo?” ‘‘ I have never heard of Miss Mow- bray from that hour to this. In all probability she is married to some lucky fellow ” ‘‘ She wasna married when I saw Mrs Carmichael four months since ; she was in what leddies call delicate health though ; she had aye been melancholy since the time of the water business. Mrs Carmichael thought ye were a great fule for rinnin’ awa.” “ Mrs Carmichael is very kind.” “ ’Deed is she,” replied the laird, “ as kind-hearted a woman as ever lived. She’s maybe a thocht ower auld, or I dinna doubt she wad be very happy to marry you hersel.” “1 hope her gratitude would not carry her to such an alarming length,” said Charles, laughing. “ It would make young men rather tender of saving ladies’ lives.” “ If I knew where she was just now, I wad soon put everything to rights. It’s no ower late yet, though ye maun get fatter before the marriage — ye wad be mair like a skeleton than a bride- groom. But, save us ! what’s the mat- ter wi’ ye ? are ye no weel ? headache ? gout? what is’t, man? Confound my legs, I canna stir. Sit down, and rest ye.” But Charles, with his eyes intently fixed on some object in the street, gazed as if some horrible apparition had met his sight. Alternately flushed and pale, he continued as if entranced, and then. deeply sighing, sunk senseless on the floor. ‘ ‘ Rory, Rory ! ” screamed the laird — “ugh, ugh! oh, that I could get at the bell ! Cheer up, Chairlie. Fire ! fire I ugh, ugh ! — the lad will be dead before a soul comes near him. Rory, Rory I ” And luckily the ancient henchman, Rory MacTaggart, made his appear- ance in time to save his master from choking through fear and surprise. Charlie was soon recovered, and, when left again alone with the laird, he said — “As I hope to live, I saw her from this very window, just as we were speaking of her. Even her face I saw ! Oh, so changed and pale 1 But her walk — no two can have such a graceful carriage ! ” “ Seen wha ? ” said the laird. “ Mrs Carmichael? For it was her we were speaking o’ — ay, she’s sair changed ; and her walk is weel kent ; only I thocht she was a wee stiffer frae the rheumatism last year. But whaur is she?” “ It was Miss Mowbray I saw. She went into that house opposite.” “ What ! the house wi’ the brass knocker, green door — the verandah with the flower - pots, an’ twa dead geraniums ? ” “Yes.’\ “ Then just ring the bell, and tell that English cratur to pu’ me in the wee whirligig across the street.” “Impossible, my dear laird! recol- lect your gout.” “ Deil hae the gout and the cough too! Order the chair; I’ll see if it’s her in five minutes.” And away, in spite of all objections and remonstrances, went the laird to pay his visit. Now, if any one should doubt of the success of his negotiations, I — the writer of this story — Charles Melville, late major, — th regiment, shall be happy to convince him of it, if 432 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. he will drop in on me any day at Mow- I bray Hall, by my own evidence, and also that of my happy and still beauti- ful Madeline, though she is the mother of three rosy children, who at this mo- ment are making such an intolerable noise that I cannot understand a sen- tence I am writing. I may just men- tion, that the laird attended the wed- j ding, and that his cough entirely left him. He does not suffer an attack of the gout more than once a year. He has adopted my second boy, and every autumn we spend three months with him at Strath Lugas. Oh, that all match-makers were as innocent and disinterested as jolly old Simon Kirk- ton ! — BlackwooTs Magazine. EZEA PEDEN. By Allan Cunningham. I sat and watched while all men slept, and lo ! Between the green earth and the deep green sea I saw bright spirits pass, pure as the touch Of May’s first finger on the eastern hill. Behind them followed fast a little cloud ; And from the cloud an evil spirit came — A damned shape — one who in the dark pit Held sovereign sway ; and power to him was given To chase the blessed spirits from the earth. And rule it for a season. Soon he shed His hellish slough, and many a subtle wile Was his to seem a heavenly spirit to man. First he a hermit, sore subdued in flesh. O’er a cold cruse of water and a crust. Poured out meek prayers abundant. Then he changed Into a maid when she first dreams of man. And from beneath two silken eyelids sent The sidelong light of two such wondrous eyes. That all the saints grew sinners. He subdued Those wanton smiles, and grew a reverend dame. With wintry ringlets, and grave lips, which dropt Proverbial honey in her grandson’s ear. Then a professor of God’s Word he seemed. And o’er a multitude of upturned eyes Showered blessed dews, and made the pitchy path, Down which howl damned spirits, seem the bright Thrice-hallowed way to heaven. Yet grimly through The glorious veil of those seducing shapes Frowned out the fearful spirit. Chapter L The religious legend 'which supplies my story with the motto, affords me no further assistance in arranging and inter- preting the various traditional remem- brances of the colloquies between one of the chiefs of the ancient Presbyterian Kirk and one of the inferior spirits of darkness. . It is seldom that tradition requires any illustration ; its voice is clear, and its language simple. It seeks to conceal nothing ; what it can explain it explains, and scorns, in the homely accuracy of its protracted details, all mystery and reservation. But in the present story, there is much which the popular spirit of research would dread to have revealed ; — a something too mystical and hallowed to be sought into by a devout people. Often as I have listened to it, I never heard it repeated without mutual awe in the teller and the auditor. The most intrepid peasant becomes gra ver and graver as he pro- ceeds, stops before the natural termina- tion of the story, and hesitates to pry into the supernatural darkness of the EZRA PEDEN. 433 tradition. It would be unwise, there- fore, to seek to expound or embellish the legend, — it shall be told as it was told to me ; I am but as a humble priest responding from the traditionary oracles, and the words of other years pass with- out change from between my lips. Ezra Peden was one of the shepherds of the early Presbyterian flock, and dis- tinguished himself as an austere and enthusiastic pastor ; fearless in his min- istration, delighting in wholesome dis- cipline, and guiding in the way of grace the peer as well as the peasant. He grappled boldly with the infirmities and sins of the times ; he spared not the rod in the way of his ministry ; and if in the time of peril he laid his hand on the sword, in the time of peace his delight was to place it on the horns of the altar. He spared no vice, he com- pounded with no sin, and he discussed men’s claims to immortal happiness with a freedom which made them tremble. Amid the fervour of his elo- quence, he aspired, like some of his fellow-professors of that period, to the prophetic mantle. Plain and simple in his own apparel, he counted the mitred glory and exterior magnificence of the hierarchy a sin and an abomination, and preferred preaching on a wild hill, or in a lonesome glen, to the most splendid edifice. Wherever he sojourned, dance and song fled ; — the former he accounted a devoting of limbs which God made to the worship of Satan ; the latter he believed to be a sinful meting out of wanton words to a heathen measure. Satan, he said, leaped and danced, and warbled and sung, when he came to woo to perdition the giddy sons and daughters of men. He dictated the colour and the cut of men’s clothes — it was seemly for those who sought salva- tion to seek it in a sober suit ; and the ladies of his parish were obliged to humble their finery, and sober down their pride, before his sarcastic sermons on ( 7 ) female paintings, and plumings, and perfumings, and the unloveliness of love -locks. He sought to make a modest and sedate grace abound among women ; courtship was schooled and sermoned into church controversy, and love into mystical professions ; the com- mon civilities between the sexes were doled out with a suspicious hand and a jealous charity, and the primrose path through the groves of dalliance to the sober vale of marriage was planted with thorns and sown with briars. He had other endowments not un- common among the primitive teachers of the Word. In his day, the empire of the prince of darkness was more manifest among men than now, and his ministry was distinguished, like the reign of King Saul, by the persecution of witches, and elves, and evil spirits. He made himself the terror of all those who dealt in divinations, or consulted the stars, or sought to avert witchcraft by sinful spell and charm, instead of overcoming it by sorrowings and spirit- ual watchings. The midnight times of planetary power he held as the prime moments of Satan’s glory on earth, and he punished Hallowmas revellers as chief priests in the infernal rites. He consigned to church censure and the chastening of rods a wrinkled dame who sold a full sea and a fair wind to mariners, and who insulted the apostles, and made a mystical appeal to the twelve signs of heaven in setting a brood goose with a dozen eggs. His wrath, too, was observed to turn against all those who compounded with witches, and people who carried evil influence in their eyes — this w^as giving tribute to the fiend, and bribing the bottomless pit. He rebuked the venerable dame, during three successive Sundays, for placing a cream bowl and new-baked cake in the paths of the nocturnal elves who, she imagined, had plotted to steal her grandson from the mother’s bosom. 2 R 434 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. He turned loose many Scripture threat- enings against those diminutive and capricious beings, the fairies, and sought to preach them from the land. He prayed on every green hill, and held communings in every green valley. He wandered forth at night, as a spiritual champion, to give battle to the enemies of the light. The fairies resigned the contest with a foe equipped from such an armoury, and came no more among the sons and daughters of men. The sound of their minstrelsy ceased on the hill ; their equestrian processions were seen no more sweeping past at midnight beneath the beam of the half-filled moon ; and only a solitary and sullen elf or two remained to lament the loss of their immemorial haunts. With the spirits of evil men and the lesser angels of darkness he waged a fierce and dubious war; he evoked an ancient ghost from a ruined tower, which it had shared for generations with the owl ; and he laid-or tranquillized a fierce and troubled spirit which had haunted the abode of a miser in a neighbouring churchyard, and seemed to gibber and mumble over his bones. All these places were purified by prayer, and hallowed by the blessing of the gifted pastor Ezra Peden. The place of his ministry seemed fitted by nature, and largely endowed by history, for the reception and enter- tainment of all singular and personified beliefs. Part was maritime, and part mountainous, uniting the aerial creeds of the shepherds with the stern and more imposing beliefs of the husband- man, and the wild and characteristic superstitions of the sailors. It often happened, when he had marched against and vanquished a sin or a superstition of native growth, he was summoned to wage war with a new foe ; to contend with a legion of errors, and a strange race of spirits from the haunted coasts of Norway or Sweden. All around him on every side were records of the mouldering influence of the enemies of faith and charity. On the hill where the heathen Odin had appeared to his worshippers in the circle of granite, the pillars of his Runic temple promised to be immortal ; but the god was gone, and his worship was extinct. The sword, the spear, and the banner, had found sanctuary from fields of blood on several lofty promontories ; but shat- tered towers and dismantled castles told that for a time hatred, oppression, and revenge had ceased to triumph over religion. Persecution was now past and gone, a demon exorcised by the sword had hallowed three wild hills and sanctified two little green valleys with the blood of martyrs. Their grave- stones, bedded among heather or long grass, cried up to heaven against their oppressors in verses which could not surely fail to elude the punishment awarded by the Kirk against poesy. Storms, and quicksands, and unskilful mariners, or, as common belief said, the evil spirits of the deep, had given to the dangerous coast the wrecks of three stately vessels ; and there they made their mansions, and raised whirlwinds, and spread quicksands, and made sand- banks, with a wicked diligence, which neither prayer nor preaching could abate. The forms under which these restless spirits performed their pranks have unfortunately been left undefined by a curious and poetical peasantry. It happened one winter, during the fifteenth year of the ministry of Ezra Peden, and in the year of grace 1705, that he sat by his fire pondering deep among the treasures of the ancient Presbyterian worthies, and listening occasionally to the chafing of the coming tide against cliff and bank, and the fitful sweep of heavy gusts of wind over the roof of his manor. During the day he had seemed more thoughtful than usual ; he had consulted Scripture with an anxious care, and fortified his own interpretation of the sacred text by the EZRA PEDEN, 435 wisdom of some of the chiefs and masters of the calling. A Bible, too, bound in black oak, and clasped with silver, from the page of which sin had received many a rebuke, and the abomi- nations of witchcraft and sorcery had been cleansed from the land, was brought from its velvet sanctuary and placed beside him. Thus armed and prepared, he sat like a watcher of old on the towers of Judah ; like one who girds up his loins and makes bare his right arm for some fierce and dubious contest. All this stir and preparation passed not unnoticed of an old man, his prede- cessor’s coeval, and prime minister of the household ; a person thin, religious, and faithful, whose gifts in prayer were reckoned by some old people nearly equal to those of the anointed pastor. To such a distinction Josiah never thought of aspiring ; he contented himself with swelling the psalm into something like melody on Sunday ; visiting the sick as a forerunner of his master’s approach, and pouring forth prayers and graces at burials and ban- quetings, as long and dreary as a hill sermon. He looked on the minister as something superior to man ; a being possessed by a divine spirit ; and he shook his head with all its silver hairs, and uttered a gentle groan or two, dur- ing some of the more rapt and glowing passages of Ezra’s sermons. This faithful personage stood at the door of his master’s chamber, unwilling to go in, and yet loath to depart. “Josiah, thou art called, Josiah,” said Ezra, in a grave tone, “ so come hither ; the soul of an evil man, a worker of iniquity, is about to depart ; one who drank the blood of saints, and made himself fat with the inheritance of the righteous. It hath been revealed to me that his body is sorely troubled ; but I say unto you, he will not go from the body without the strong compulsion of prayer, and therefore am I summoned to war with the enemy ; so I shall arm me to the task.” Josiah was tardy in speech, and be- fore he could reply, the clatter of a horse’s hoofs was heard at the gate : the rider leapt down, and, splashed with mire and sprinkled with sleet, he stood in an instant before the minister. “Ah, sir,” said the unceremonious messenger, “haste! snatch up the looms of redemption, and bide not the mutter- ing of prayer, else auld Mahoun will have his friend Bonshaw to his cauldron, body and soul, if he hasna him half-way hame already. Godsake, sir, start and fly, for he cannot shoot over another hour ! He talks of perdition, and speaks about a broad road and a great fire, and friends who have travelled the way before him. He’s no his lane, however, — that’s one comfort ; for I left him conversing with an old cronie, whom no one saw but him- self — one whose bones are ripe and rotten ; and mickle they talked of a place called Tophet, — a hot enough region, if one can credit them ; but I aye doubt the accounts of such travel- lers, — they are like the spies of the land of promise ” “ Silence thine irreverent tongue, and think of thy latter end with fear and trembling,” said Ezra, in a stern voice. “ Mount thy horse, and follow me to the evil man, thy master ; brief is the time, and black is the account, and stern and inexorable will the summon- ing angel be. ” And leaping on their horses, they passed from the manse, and sought out the bank of a little busy stream, which, augmented by a fall of sleet, lifted up a voice amid its rocky and desolate glen equal to the clamour of a mightier brook. The glen or dell was rough with sharp and projecting crags, which, hanging forward at times from opposite sides, seemed to shut out all further way ; while from between their dark- gray masses the rivulet leapt out in many divided streams. The brook 436 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. again gathered together its waters, and subsided into several clear deep pools, on which the moon, escaping for a mo^ ment from the edge of a cloud of snow, threw a cold and wavering gleam. Along the sweeps of the stream a rough way, shaped more by nature than by the hand of man, winded among the rocks ; and along this path proceeded Ezra, pondering on the vicissitudes of human life. At length he came where the glen expanded, and the sides became steep and woody ; amid a grove of decaying trees, the mansion of Bonshaw rose, square and gray. Its walls of rough granite were high and massive ; the roof, ascending steep and sharp, carried a covering of red sandstone flags ; around the whole the rivulet poured its scanty waters in a deep moat, while a low-browed door, guarded by loopholes, gave it the character of a place of refuge and defence. Though decayed and war-worn now, it had, in former times, been a fair and courtly spot. A sylvan nook or arbour, scooped out of the everlasting rock, was wreathed about with honeysuckle ; a little pool, with a margin studded with the earliest prim- roses, lay at its entrance ; and a garden, redeemed by the labour of man from the sterile upland, had its summer roses and its beds of lilies, all bearing token of some gentle and departed inhabitant. As he approached the house, a candle glimmered in a small square window, and threw a line or two of straggling light along the path. At the foot of tlie decayed porch he observed the figure of a man kneeling, and presently he heard a voice chanting what sounded like a psalm or a lyke-wake hymn. Ezra alighted and approached, — the form seemed insensible of his presence, but stretched his hands towards the tower ; and while the feathery snow descended on his gray hair, he poured his song forth in a slow and melancholy manner. “I protest,” said the messenger, here kneels old William Cameron, the Covenanter. Hearken, he pours out some odd old-world malison against Bonshaw. I have heard that the laird hunted him long and sore in his youth, slew his sons, burned his house, threw his two bonny daughters desolate, — that was nae gentle deed, however, — and broke the old mother’s heart with downright sorrow. Sae I canna much blame the dour auld carle for remem- bering it even now, though the candles of Bonshaw are burning in the socket, and his light will soon be extinguished for ever. Let us hearken to his psalm or his song ; it is no every night we have minstrelsy at Bonshaw gate, I can tell ye that.” The following are the verses, which have been preserved under the title of “ Ane godly exultation of William Cameron, a chosen vessel, over Bon- shaw, the persecutor.” I have adopted a plainer, but a less descriptive title — THE DOWNFALL OF DALZELL. I. The wind is cold, the snow falls fast. The night is dark and late, As I lift aloud my voice and cry By the oppressor’s gate. There is a voice in every hill, A tongue in every stone ; The greenwood sings a song of joy. Since thou art dead and gone ; A poet’s voice is in each mouth. And songs of triumph swell, Glad songs, that tell the gladsome earth The downfall of Dalzell. II. As I raised up my voice to sing, 1 heard the green earth say, ^ Sweet am I now to beast and bird, Since thou art passed away : I hear no more the battle shout. The martyrs’ dying moans ; My cottages and cities sing From their foundation-stones ; The carbine and the culverin’s mute, — I'he death-shot and the yell Are turned into a hymn of joy. For thy downfall, Dalzell EZRA PEDEN, 437 III. I’ve trod thy banner in the dust. And caused the raven call From thy bride-chamber to the owl Hatched on thy castle wall ; IVe made thy minstrels’ music dumb. And silent now to fame Art thou, save when the orphan casts His curses on thy name. N ow thou may’st say to good men’s prayers A long and last farewell : There’s hope for every sin save thine, — Adieu, adieu, Dalzell 1 IV. The grim pit opes for thee her gates. Where punished spirits wail, And ghastly Death throws wide his door. And hails thee with a Hail. Deep from the grave there comes a voice, A voice with hollow tones, Such as a spirit’s tongue would have That spoke through hollow bones : — ** Arise, ye martyred men, and shout From earth to howling hell ; He comes, the persecutor comes ! All hail to thee, Dalzell 1” V. O’er an old battle-field there rushed A wind, and with a moan The severed limbs all rustling rose. Even fellow bone to bone. “Lo ! there he goes,” I heard them cry, “ Like babe in swathing band, Who shook the temples of the Lord, And passed them ’neath his brand. Cursed be the spot where he was born. There let the adders dwell. And from his father’s hearthstone hiss : All hail to thee, Dalzell ! ” VI. I saw thee growing like a tree, — Thy green head touched the sky, — But birds far from thy branches built. The wild deer passed thee by ; No golden dew dropt on thy bough, • Glad summer scorned to grace Thee with her flowers, nor shepherds wooed Beside thy dwelling-place ; The axe has come and hewed thee down. Nor left one shoot to tell Where all thy stately glory grew : Adieu, adieu, Dalzell ! VII. An ancient man stands by thy gate. His head like thine is gray ; Gray with the woes of many years. Years fourscore and a day. Five brave and stately sons were his ; Two daughters, sweet and rare ; An old dame, dearer than them all. And lands both broad and fair ; — Two broke their hearts when two were slain, And three in battle fell, — An old man’s curse shall cling to thee, — Adieu, adieu, Dalzell ! VIII. And yet I sigh to think of thee, A warrior tried and true As ever spurred a steed, when thick The splintering lances flew. I saw thee in thy stirrups stand. And hew thy foes down fast. When Grierson fled, and Maxwell failed. And Gordon stood aghast ; And Graeme, saved by thy sword, raged fierce As one redeemed from hell. I came to curse thee, — and I weep : So go in peace, Dalzell ! When this wild and unusual hymn concluded, the Cameronian arose and departed, and Ezra and his conductor entered the chamber of the dying man. He found him stretched on a couch of state, more like a warrior cut in mar- ble than a breathing being. He had still a stern and martial look, and his tall and stalwart frame retained some- thing of that ancient exterior beauty for which his youth was renowned. His helmet, spoiled by time of its plumage, was placed on his head ; a rusty corslet was on his bosom ; in his arms, like a bride, lay his broad and famous sword ; and as he looked at it, the battles of his youth passed in array before him. Ar- mour and arms hung grouped along the walls, and banners, covered with many a quaint and devotional device, waved in their places as the domestic closed the door on Ezra and the dying warrior in the chamber of presence. The devout man stood and regarded his ancient parishioner with a meek and sorrowful look ; but nothing visible or present employed Bonshaw’s reflections or moved his spirit — his thoughts had wandered back to earlier years, and to scenes of peril and blood. He imagined himself at the head of his horsemen in the hottest period of the persecution, chasing the people from rock to rock, and from glen to cavern. His imagin- ation had presented to his eye the 438 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. destruction of the children of William Cameron. He addressed their mother in a tone of ironical supplication, — “Woman, where is thy devout hus- band, and thy five holy sons? Are they busied in interminable prayers or everlasting sermons ? Whisper it in my ear, woman, — thou hast made that reservation doubtless in thy promise of concealment. Come, else I will wrench the truth out of thee with these gentle catechists, the thumbscrew and the bootikin. Serving the Lord, sayest thou, woman? Why, that is rebelling against the king. Come, come, a better answer, else I shall make thee a bride for a saint on a bloody bed of heather ! Here he paused and waved his hand like a warrior at the head of armed men, and thus he continued, — “ Come, uncock thy carbine, and harm not the woman till she hear the good tidings. Sister saint, how many bairns have ye ? I bless God, saith she, five — Reuben, Simon, Levi, Praisegod, and Patrick. A bonny generation, woman. Here, soldier, remove the bandages from the faces of those two young men before ye shoot them. There stands Patrick, and that other is Si- mon ; — dost thou see the youngest of thy affections ? The other three are in Sarah’s bosom — thyself shall go to Abraham’s. The woman looks as if she doubted me ; — here, toss to her those three heads — often have they lain in her lap, and mickle have they prayed in their time. Out, thou simpleton i canst thou not endure the sight of the heads of thine own fair-haired sons, the smell of powder, and the flash of a couple of carbines?” The re-acting of that ancient tragedy seemed to exhaust for a little while the old persecutor. He next imagined him- self receiving the secret instructions of the Council. “ What, what, my lord, must all this pleasant work fall to me? A reeking house and a crowing cock shall be scarce things in Nithsdale. Weepings and wailings shall be rife — the grief of mothers, and the moaning of fatherless babes. There shall be smoking ruins and roofless kirks, and prayers uttered in secret, and sermons preached at a venture and a hazard on the high and solitary places. Where is General Turner ? — Gone where the wine is good? — And where is Grierson? — Has he begun to talk of repentance ? — Gor- don thinks of the unquenchable fire which the martyred Cameronian raved about ; and gentle Graeme vows he will cut no more throats unless they wear laced cravats. Awell, my lords ; I am the king’s servant, and not Christ’s, and shall boune me to the task.” His fancy flew over a large extent of time, and what he uttered now may be supposed to be addressed to some invisible monitor ; he seemed not aware of the presence of the minister. ‘ ‘ Auld, say you, and gray-headed, and the one foot in the grave ; it is time to repent, and spice and perfume over my rottenness, and prepare for heaven? I’ll tell ye, but ye must not speak on’t — I tried to pray late yestreen — I knelt down, and I held up my hands to heaven — and what think ye I beheld ? a widow woman and her five fair sons standing between me and the Most High, and calling out, * Woe, woe, on Bonshaw.’ I threw myself with my face to the earth, and what got I be- tween my hands ? A gravestone which covered five martyrs, and cried out against me for blood which I had wantonly shed. I heard voices from the dust whispering around me; and the angel which watched of old over the glory of my house hid his face with his hands, and I beheld the evil spirits arise with power to punish me for a season. I’ll tell ye what I will do — among the children of those I have slain shall my inheritance be divided ; so sit down, holy sir, and sit down, most learned man, and hearken to my EZRA PEDEN. 439 bequest. To the children of three men slain on Irongray Moor — to the children of two slain on Closeburn-hill — to — no, no, no, all that crowd, that multitude, cannot be the descendants of those whom I doomed to perish by the rope, and the pistol, and the sword. Away, I say, ye congregation of zealots and psalm-singers ! — disperse, I say, else I shall trample ye down beneath my horse’s hoofs ! Peace, thou white- headed stirrer of sedition, else I shall cleave thee to the collar ! — wilt thou preach still? ” Here the departing persecutor uttered a wild imprecation, clenched his teeth, leaped to his feet, waved his sword, and stood for several moments, his eyes flashing from them a flerce light, and his whole strength gathered into a blow which he aimed at his imaginary adver- sary. But he stiffened as he stood — a brief shudder passed over his frame, and he was dead before he fell on the floor, and made the hall re-echo. The minister raised him in his arms — a smile of military joy still dilated his stern face — and his hand grasped the sword hilt so firmly that it required some strength to wrench it from his hold. Sore, sore the good pastor lamented that he had no death-bed communings with the departed chief, and he expressed this so frequently, that the peasantry said, on the day of his burial, that it would bring back his spirit to earth and vex mankind, and that Ezra would find him particularly untractable and bold. Of these whis- perings he took little heed, but he became somewhat more grave and austere than usual. Chapter II. It happened on an evening about the close of the following spring, when the oat braird was flourishing, and the barley shot its sharp green spikes above the clod, carrying the dew on the third morning, that Ezra Peden was returning from a wedding at Buckletiller. When he left the bridal chamber it was about ten o’clock. His presence had sup- pressed for a time the natural ardour for dancing and mirth which charac- terises the Scotch ; but no sooner was he mounted, and the dilatory and de- parting clatter of his horse’s hoofs heard, than musicians and musical instruments appeared from their hiding- places. The floor was disencumbered of the bridal dinner- tables, the maids bound up their long hair, and the hinds threw aside their mantles, and, taking their places and their partners, the restrained mirth broke out like a whirl- wind. Old men looked on with a sigh, and uttered a feeble and faint remon- strance, which they were not unwilling should be drowned in the abounding and augmenting merriment. The pastor had reached the entrance of a little wild and seldom frequented glen, along which, a grassy and scarce visible road winded to an ancient burial-ground. Here the graceless and ungodly merriment first reached his ears, and made the woody hollow ring and resound. Horse and rider seemed possessed of the same spirit — the former made a full halt when he heard the fiddle note, while the latter, uttering a very audible groan, and laying the bridle on his horse’s neck, pondered on the wisest and most effectual way of repressing this unseemly merriment — of cleansing the parish of this ancient abomination. It was a beautiful night ; the unrisen moon had yet a full hour of travel before she could reach the tops of the eastern hills ; the wind was mute, and no sound was abroad save the chafing of a small runnel, and the bridal mirth. 440 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. While Ezra sat casting in his own mind a long and a dubious contest with this growing and unseemly sin, something like the shadowy outline of a horse and rider appeared in the path. The night was neither light nor dark, and the way, grassy and soft, lay broad and unintermpted between two hazel and holly groves. As the pastor lifted up his eyes, he beheld a dark rider reining up a dark horse side by side with his own, nor did he seem to want any accoutrement necessary for ruling a fine and intractable steed. As he gazed, the figure becar^je more distinct ; it seemed a tall martial form, with a slouched hat and feather, and a dark and ample mantle, which was muffled up to his eyes. From the waist down- ward all was indistinct, and horse and rider seemed to melt into one dark mass visible in the outline alone. Ezra was too troubled in spirit to court the in- trusion of a stranger upon his medita- tions ; he bent on him a look particularly forbidding and stern, and having made up his mind to permit the demon of mirth and minstrelsy to triumph for the present, rode slowly down the glen. But side by side with Ezra, and step by step, even as shadow follows sub- stance, moved the mute and intrusive stranger. The minister looked at his companion, and stirred his steed on- ward ; with corresponding speed moved the other, till they came where the road branched off to a ruined castle. Up this way, with the wish to avoid his new friend, Ezra turned his horse ; the other did the same. The former seemed suddenly to change his mind, and re- turned to the path that led to the old burial-ground ; the latter was instantly at his side, his face still hidden in the folds of his mantle. Now, Ezra was stem and unaccom- modating in kirk controversy, and the meek and gentle spirit of religion, and a sense of spiritual interest, had enough to do to appease and sober down a temper naturally bold, and even war- like. Exasperated at this intruding stranger, his natural triumphed over his acquired spirit, and lifting his riding- stick, and starting up in his stirrups, he aimed a blow equal to the unhorsing of any ordinary mortal. But the weapon met with no obstruction — it seemed to descend through air alone. The minis- ter gazed with dread on this invulnerable being ; the stranger gazed on him ; and both made a halt like men preparing for mortal fray. Ezra, who felt his horse shuddering beneath him, began to suspect that his companion pertained to a more dubious state of existence than his own, and his grim look and sable exterior induced him to rank him at once among those infamous and evil spirits which are sometimes permitted to trouble the earth, and to be a torment to the worthy and the devout. He muttered a brief and pithy prayer, and then said, — “ Evil shape, who art thou, and wherefore comest thou unto me? If thou comest for good, speak ; if for my confusion and my harm, even do thine errand ; I shall not fly from thee.’’ ‘ ‘ I come more for mine own good than for thy harm,” responded the figure. “Far have I ridden, and much have I endured, that I might visit thee and this land again.” “ Do you suffer in the flesh, or are you tortured in the spirit?” said the pastor, desirous to know something cer- tain of his unwelcome companion. “In both,” replied the form. “I have dwelt in the vale of fire, in the den of punishment, hollow, and vast, and dreadful ; I have ridden through the region of snow and the land of hail ; I have swam through the liquid wilder- ness of burning lava, — passed an illimit- able sea, and all for the love of one hour of this fair green earth, with its fresh airs and its new-sprung corn.” Ezra looked on the figure with a EZRA PEDEN. 441 steady and a penetrating eye. The stranger endured the scrutiny. ‘ ‘ I must know of a truth to whom and what I speak — I must see you face to face. Thou mayest be the grand artificer of deceit come to practise upon my immortal soul. Unmantle thee, I pray, that I may behold if thou art a poor and an afflicted spirit punished for a time, or that fierce and restless fiend who bears the visible stamp of eternal reprobation.’^ “ I may not withstand thy wish,” muttered the form in a tone of melan- choly, and dropping his mantle, and turning round on the pastor, said, “ Hast thou forgotten me?” “ How can I forget thee?” said Ezra, receding as he spoke. “The stern and haughty look of Bonshaw has been humbled indeed. Unhappy one, thou art sorely changed since I beheld thee on earth with the helmet-plume fanning thy hot and bloody brow as thy right hand smote down the blessed ones of the earth ! The Almighty doom — the evil and the tormenting place — the vile companions — have each in their turn done the work of retribution upon thee ; thou art indeed more stern and more terrible, but thou art not changed be- yond the knowledge of one whom thou hast hunted and hounded, and sought to slay utterly.” The shape or spirit of Bonshaw, dilated with anger, and in a quicker and fiercer tone, said — “ Be charitable ; flesh and blood, be charitable. Doom not to hell-fire and grim companions one whose sins thou canst not weigh but in the balance of thine own prejudices. I tell thee, man of God, the uncharitableness of the sect to which thou pertainest has thronged the land of punishment as much as those who headed, and hanged, and stabbed, and shot, and tortured. I may be punished for a time, and not wholly reprobate. ” “ Punished in part, or doomed in whole, thou needs must be,” answered the pastor, who seemed now as much at his ease as if this singular colloquy had happened with a neighbouring divine. “A holy and a blessed spirit would have appeared in a brighter shape. I like not thy dubious words, thou half- punished and half - pardoned spirit. Away, vanish ! shall I speak the sacred words which make the fiends howl, or wilt thou depart in peace?” “ In peace I come to thee,” said the spirit, “and in peace let me be gone. Hadst thou come sooner when I sum- moned thee, and not loitered away the precious death-bed moments, hearken- ing the wild and fanciful song of one whom I have deeply wronged, this journey might have been spared — a journey of pain to me, and peril to thyself.” “Peril to me!” said the pastor; “be it even as thou sayest. Shall I fly for one cast down, over whose pro- strate form the purging fire has passed ? Wicked was thy course on earth — many and full of evil were thy days — and now thou art loose again, thou fierce and persecuting spirit, — a woe, and a woe to poor Scotland I” “They are loose who never were bound,” answered the spirit of Bon- shaw, darkening in anger, and expand- ing in form, “and that I could soon show thee. But, behold, I am not permitted ; — there is a watcher — a holy one come nigh prepared to resist and to smite. I shall do thee no harm, holy man — I vow by the pains of punishment and the conscience -pang — now the watcher has departed.” ‘ “Of whom speakest thou ?” inquired Ezra. “ Have we ministering spirits who guard the good from the plots of the wicked ones ? Have we evil spirits who tempt and torment men, and teach the maidens ensnaring songs, and lighten their feet and their heads for the wanton dance?” “ Stay, I pray thee,” said the spirit; 442 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, “ there are spirits of evil men and of good men made perfect, who are per- mitted to visit the earth, and power is given them for a time to work their will with men. I beheld one of the latter even now, a bold one and a noble ; but he sees I mean not to harm thee, so we shall not war together.’’ At this assurance of protection, the pastor inclined his shuddering steed closer to his companion, and thus he proceeded : — “You have said that my sect — my meek and lowly, and broken, and long persecuted remnant — have helped to people the profound hell ; am I to credit thy words ? ” “ Credit them or not as thou wilt,” said the spirit ; “ whoso spilleth blood by the sword, by the word, and by the pen, is there : the false witness ; the misinterpreter of the Gospel ; the profane poet ; the profane and pre- sumptuous preacher ; the slayer and the slain ; the persecutor and the per- secuted ; he who died at the stake, and he who piled the faggot ; — all are there, enduring hard weird and penal fire for a time reckoned and days numbered. They are there whom thou wottest not of,” said the confiding spirit, drawing near as he spoke, and whispering the names of some of the worthies of the Kirk, and the noble, and the far- descended. “ I well believe thee,” said the pastor; “but I beseech thee to be more particular in thy information : give me the names which some of the chief ministers of woe in the nether world were known by in this. I shall hear of those who built cathedrals and strongholds, and filled thrones spiritual and temporal.” “Ay, that thou wilt,” said the spirit, “ and the names of some of the mantled professors of God’s humble Presbyterian Kirk also ; those who preached a burn- ing fire and a devouring hell to their dissenting brethren, and who called out with a loud voice, ‘ Perdition to the sons and daughters of men ; draw the sword ; slay and smite utterly.’ ” “Thou art a false spirit assuredly,” said the pastor ; ‘ ‘ yet tell me one thing. Thy steed and thou seem to be as one, to move as one, and I observed thee even now conversing with thy brute part ; dost thou ride on a punished spirit, and is there injustice in hell as well as on earth ? ” The spirit laughed. ‘ ‘ Knowest thou not this patient and obedient spirit on whom I ride? — what wouldst thou say if I named a name renowned at the holy altar ? the name of one who loosed the sword on the bodies of men, because they believed in a humble Saviour, and he believed in a lofty. I have bestrode that mitred per- sonage before now ; he is the hack to all the Presbyterians in the pit, but he cannot be spared on a journey so distant as this.” “ So thou wilt not tell me the name of thy steed?” said Ezra ; “ well, even as thou wilt.” “Nay,” said the spirit, “I shall not deny so good a man so small a matter. Knowest thou not George Johnstone, the captain of my troop, — as bold a hand as ever bore a sword and used it among fanatics ? We lived together in life, and in death we are not divided.” “ In persecution and in punishment, thou mightest have said, thou scoffing spirit,” said the pastor. “ But tell me, do men lord it in perdition as they did on earth ; is there no retributive justice among the condemned spirits ? ” “ I have condescended on that al- ready,” said the spirit, “and I will tell thee further : there is thy old acquaint- ance and mine, George Gordon ; pun- ished and condemned though he be, he is the scourge, and the whip, and the rod of fire to all those brave and valiant men who served those equitable and charitable princes, Charles Stewart, and James, his brother.” “I suspect why those honourable EZRA PEDEN. 443 cavaliers are tasting the cup of punish- ment,” said the pastor; “but what crime has sedate and holy George done that his lot is cast with the wicked ? ” “ Canst thou not guess it, holy Ezra ?” answered the spirit. “ His crime was so contemptible and mean that I scorn to name* it. Hast thou any further questions?” “You spoke of Charles Stuart, and James, his brother,” said the pastor; “when sawest thou the princes for whom thou didst deluge thy country with blood, and didst peril thine own soul?” “ Ah ! thou cunning querist, ”said the spirit, with a laugh; “canst thou not ask a plain question ? Thou askest questions plain and pointed enough of the backsliding damsels of thy congre- gation — why shouldst thou put thy sanc- tified tricks on me, a plain and straight- forward spirit, as ever uttered response to the godly? Nevertheless, I will tell thee ; I saw them not an hour ago — Charles saddled me my steed ; wot ye who held my stirrup ? — even James, his brother. I asked them if they had any message to the devout people of their ancient kingdom of Scotland. The for- mer laughed, and bade me bring him the kirk repentance-stool for a throne. The latter looked grave, and muttered over his fingers like a priest counting his beads ; and hell echoed far and wide with laughter at the two princes.” “Ay, ay!” said the pastor; “so I find you have mirth among you : have you dance and song also ? ” “Ay, truly,” answered the spirit; “we have hymns and hallelujahs from the lips of that holy and patriotic band who banished their native princes, and sold their country to an alien ; and the alien himself rules and reigns among them ; and when they are weary with the work of praise, certain inferior and officious spirits moisten their lips with cupfuls of a curious and cooling liquid, and then hymn and thanksgiving recom- mence again.” “Ah, thou dissembler,” said the minister; “and yet I see little cause why they should be redeemed, when so many lofty minds must wallow with the sinful for a season. But, tell me ; it is long since I heard of Claud Hamil- ton, — have you seen him among you? He was the friend and follower of the alien — a mocker of the mighty minds of his native land — a scoffer of that gifted and immortal spirit which pours the glory of Scotland to the uttermost ends of the earth — tell me of him, I pray.” Loud laughed the spirit, and replied in scorn — “We take no note of things so mean and unworthy as he ; he may be in some hole in pei*dition, for aught I know or care. But, stay ; I will answer thee truly. He has not passed to our king- dom yet ; he is condemned to the pun- ishment of a long and useless life on ecM th ; and even now you will find him gnawing his flesh in agony to hear the name he has sought to cast down re- nowned over all the earth.” The spirit now seemed impatient to be gone ; they had emerged from the glen ; and vale and lea, brightened by the moon, and sown thick with evening dew, sparkled tar and wide. “If thou wouldst question me farther,” said the frank and communicative spirit of Bonshaw, “and learn more of the dead, meet me in the old burial-ground an hour before moon-rise on Sunday night ; tarry at home if thou wilt ; but I have more to tell thee than thou knowest to ask about ; and hair of thy head shall not be harmed.” Even as he spoke the shape of horse and rider underwent a sudden trans- formation — the spirit sank into the shape of a steed, the steed rose into the form of the rider, and wrapping his visionary mantle about him, and speaking to his unearthly horse, away he started, cast- 444 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, ing as he flew a sudden and fiery glance on the astonished pastor, who muttered, as he concluded a brief prayer, — ‘‘ There goes Captain George John- stone, riding on his fierce old mas- ter ! Chapter III. The old burial-ground, the spirit’s try sting-place, was a fair but a lonely spot. All around lay scenes renowned in tradition for blood, and broil, and secret violence. The parish was for- merly a land of warrior s towers, and of houses for penance, and vigil, and mor- tification. But the Reformation came, and sacked and crushed down the houses of devotion ; while the peace between the two kingdoms curbed the courage, and extinguished for ever the military and predatory glory of those old Gal- wegian chieftains. It was in a burial- ground pertaining to one of those ancient churches, and where the peasants still loved to have their dust laid, that Ezra trusted to meet again the shadowy re- presentative of the fierce old Laird of Bonshaw. The moon, he computed, had a full hour to travel before her beams would be shed on the place of conference, and to that eerie and deserted spot Ezra was observed to walk like one consecrating an evening hour to solitary musing on the rivulet side. No house stood within half a mile ; and when he reached the little knoll on which the chapel formerly stood, he sat down on the summit to ponder over the way to manage this singular conference. A firm spirit, and a pure heart, he hoped, would confound and keep at bay the enemy of man’s salvation ; and he summed up, in a short historical way, the names of those who had met and triumphed over the ma- chinations of fiends. Thus strengthened and reassured, he rose and looked around, but he saw no approaching shape. The road along which he ex- pected the steed and rider to come was empty; and he walked towards the broken gate, to cast himself in the way, and show with what confidence he abode his coming.' Over the wall of the churchyard, re- paired with broken and carved stones from the tombs and altar of the chapel, he now looked, and it was with sur- prise that he saw a new made widow kneeling over her husband’s grave, and about to pour out her spirit in lamentation and sorrow. He knew her form and face, and the deepest sorrow came upon him. She was the daughter of an old and a faithful elder : she had married a seafaring youth, and borne him one fair child. Her husband was returning from a distant voyage ; had entered the sea of Solway ; his native hills — his own home — rose to his view, and he saw the light streaming from the little chamber window, where his wife and his sweet child sat awaiting his re- turn. But it was not written that they were to meet again in life. She heard the sweep of a whirlwind, and she heard a shriek, and going to her chamber- door, she saw the ship sinking, and her husband struggling in the agitated water. It is needless to lengthen a sorrowful story : she now threw herself weeping over his grave, and poured out the following wail : — “ He was the fairest among men, yet the sea swept him away : he was the kindest hearted, yet he was not to re- main. What were all other men com- pared to him, — his long curling hair, and his sweet hazel eyes, and his kind and gladsome tongue ? He loved me long, and he won me from many rivals ; for who could see his face, and not love him ? who could listen to his speech, and refuse him aught? EZRA PEDEN. 445 When he danced, maids stood round, and thought his feet made richer music than the instruments. When he sang, the maids and matrons blessed him ; and high-born dames loved the song of my frank and gentle sailor. But there is no mercy in the ocean for the sons of men ; and there is nought but sorrow for their daughters. Men go gray- headed to the grave, who, had they trusted the unstable deeps, would have perished in their prime, and left father- less babes, and sorrowing widows. Alas, alas ! in lonely night, on this eerie spot, on thy low and early grave, I pour forth my heart ! Who now shall speak peace to my mind, and open the latch of my little lonely home with thy kind and anxious hand ? Who now shall dandle my sweet babe on his knee, or love to go with me to kirk and to preaching, — to talk over our old tales of love and courtship, — of the secret tryst and the bridal joy !” And, concluding her melancholy chant, she looked sorrowfully and steadfastly at the grave, and recom- menced anew her wailing and her tears. The widow’s grief endured so long that the moon began to make her ap- proach manifest by shooting up a long and a broad stream of thin, lucid, and trembling light over the eastern ridge of the Cumberland hills. She rose from her knees, shed back her moist and disordered locks, showing a face pale but lovely, while the watery light of two large dark eyes, of liquid and roving blue, was cast mournfully on the way homewards, down which she now turned her steps to be gone. Of what passed in the pastor’s mind at this moment, tradition, which sometimes mocks, and at other times deifies, the feelings of men, gives a very unsatis- factory account. He saw the hour of appointment with his shadowy mes- senger from the other world arrive and pass without his appearance ; and he was perhaps persuaded that the pure, and pious, and overflowing grief of the fair young widow had prevented the intrusion of a form so ungracious and unholy. As she advanced from the burial-ground, the pastor of her parish stood mute and sorrowful before her. She passed him as one not wishing to be noticed, and glided along the path with a slow step and a downcast eye. She had reached the side of a little lonely stream, which glided half seen, half hid, underneath its banks of broom and honeysuckle, sprinkled at that hour with wild daisies, and spotted with primroses — when the voice of Ezra reached her ears. She made a full stop, like one who hears something astounding, and turned round on the servant ^^of the altar a face radiant with tears, to which her tale of woe, and the wild and lonely place, added an in- terest and a beauty. “Young woman,” he began, “it is unseemly in thee to bewail thy loss at this lonely hour, and in this dreary spot : the youth was given to thee, and ye became vain. I remarked the pride of thy looks, and the gaudiness of thine apparel, even in the house of holiness ; he is taken from thee, perhaps, to punish thy pride. There is less meek- ness in thy sorrow than there was reason in thy joy ; but be ye not dis- comforted.” Here the weeping lady turned the sidelong glance of her swimming eyes on Ezra, shed back the locks which usurped a white brow and snowy temples, and folding her hands over a bosom, the throbbings of which made the cambric that concealed it undulate like water, stood still, and drank in his words of comfort and condolence. Tradition always conducts Ezra and the mariner’s widow to this seldom fre- quented place. A hundred and a hun- dred times have I mused over the scene in sunlight and moonlight ; a hun- dred and a hundred times have I 446 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. hearkened to the wild and variable accounts of the peasantry, and sought to make bank, and bush, and stream, and tree assist in unravelling the mys- tery which must still hang over the singular and tragic catastrophe. Stand- ing in this romantic place, a pious man, not over-stricken in years, conversing with a rosy young widow, a vain and a fair creature, a bank of blossomed flowers beside them, and the new risen moon scattering her slant and ineffec- tual beams on the thick budded branches above them, — such is the picture which tradition invariably draws, while imagin- ation endeavours to take up the tender thread of the story, and imagination must have this licence still. Truth contents herself with the summary of a few and unsatisfactory particulars. The dawn of morning came, says Truth, and Ezra had not returned to his manse. Something evil hath happened, said Imagination, scattering as she spoke a thousand tales of a thousand hues, many of which still find credence among the pious people of Galloway. Josiah, the old and faithful servant of Ezra, arrived in search of his master at the lonely burial-ground, about the dawn of the morning. He had become alarmed at his long absence, and his alarm was not abated by the unholy voices which at midnight sailed round the manse and kirk, singing, as he imagined, a wild and infernal hymn of joy and thanksgiving. He traced his steps down the footpath by the rivulet side till he came to the little primrose bank, and found it trodden upon and pressed as if two persons had been seated among the flowers. Here all further traces ceased, and Josiah stood pondering on the power of evil spirits, and the danger of holding tryst with Beelzebub or any of the lesser spirits of darkness. He was soon joined by an old shep- herd, who told a tale which pious men refuse to believe, though they always listen to it. The bright moonlight had made him imagine it was morning, and he arose and walked forth to look at his lambs on the distant hill — the moon had been up for nearly an hour. His w’ay lay near the little lonely primrose bank, and as he walked along he heard the whispering of tongues ; he deemed it some idle piece of lovemaking, and he approached to see who they might be. He saw what ought not to be seen, even the reverend Ezra seated on the bank, and conversing with a buxom young dame and a strange one. They were talking wondrous kindly. He observed them for a little space ; the young dame was in widow’s weeds ; the mariner’s widow wore the only weeds, praise be blest, in the parish, but she was a raven to a swan compared to the quean who conversed with the minister. She was indeed passing fair, and the longer he looked on her she became the lovelier — ower lovely for mere flesh and blood. His dog shrunk back and whimpered, and an owl that chased a bird in the grove uttered a scream of terror as it beheld her, and forsook its prey. At length she turned the light of her eyes on himself ; Will- o’-the-wisp was but a proverb to them ; they had a glance he should never get the better of, and he hardly thought his legs carried him home, he flew with such supernatural speed. “But, indeed,” added the cautious peasant, “I have some doubts that the whole was a fiction of the auld enemy, to make me think ill of the douce man and the godly ; and if he be spared to come home, so I shall tell him. But if Ezra, pious man, is heard of nae mair, I shall be free to believe that what I heard I heard, and what I saw I saw. And Josiah, man, I may as weel give you the benefit of my own opinion. I’ll amaist aver on my Bible, that the minister, a daring man and a courageous, — ower courageous, I doubt, — has been dared out to the lonely place by some YOUNG RONALD OF MORAR, 447 he, or, maybe, she-fiend — the latter maist likely ; and there he has been overcome by might or temptation, and now Satan may come atween the stilts of the gospel plough, for the right hand of Ezra will hold it no longer ; or I shouldna wonder,” added the shepherd, “but that the old dour persecutor Bonshaw has carried him away on his fiend-steed Geordie Johnstone ; consci- ence ! nought mair likely ; and I’ll warrant even now they are ducking him in the dub of perdition, or picking his banes ahint the hallan o’ hell.” The whole of this rustic prediction was not fulfilled. In a little deep wild dell, at the distance of a gunshot, they found Ezra Peden lying on the ground, 1 uttering words which will be pardoned, since they were the words of a delirious tongue. He was carried home amid the sympathy and sorrow of his parish- I ioners ; he answered no question, nor I seemed to observe a single face, though the face of many a friend stood round him. He only raved out words of I tenderness and affection, addressed to some imaginary person at his side ; and concluded by starting up, and raising such an outcry of horror and amaze- ment, as if the object of his regard had become a demon : seven strong men could hardly hold him. He died on the third day, after making a brief dis- closure, which may be readily divined from this hasty and imperfect nar- rative. YOUNG RONALD OF MORAR : A TRADITIONARY TALE OF THE WESTERN HIGHLANDS. Angus Macdonald, a son of Clan- ranald, having quarrelled with his neighbour and namesake, the Laird of Morar, he made an irruption into that district, at the head of a select portion of his followers. One of his men was celebrated for his dexterity as a marks- man ; and on their march he gave a proof of this, by striking the head off the canna^ or moss cotton, with an arrow. This plant is common on mossy ground in the Highlands ; it is as white as the driven snow, and not half the size of the lily. Having got possession of the cattle, Angus was driving away the spreith to his own country ; but Dugald of Morar pursued him with a few servants who happened to be at hand ; and, being esteemed a man of great bravery, Angus had no wish to encounter him. He ordered the marksman to shoot him with an arrow ; but the poor fellow, being unwilling to injure Dugald, aimed high, and overshot him. Angus ob- served this, and expressed his surprise that a man who could hit the canna yesterday, could not hit Dugald’s broad forehead that day ; and drawing his sword, swore that he would cleave the marksman’s head should he miss him again. John then reluctantly drew his bow, and Dugald fell to rise no more. Angus got into his hands the only son of the dreaded Morar, then very young ; and the treatment which the unfortunate boy received was calculated to injure his health and shorten his life. A poor girl, who attended the calves, had pity on him, and at last contrived to carry him away, wrapped up in a large fleece of wool. Having escaped from her pursuers, she made her way to the house of Cameron of Lochiel. Here she and the boy were most hospitably received ; and, according to the custom of the country in those days, they passed a year and a day without being asked 448 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. any question. At the end of that period, Lochiel made inquiry regarding the boy, and the girl candidly told him her story. He thus discovered that the boy was the son of his own wife’s sister ; but he con- cealed the whole from his lady, of whose secrecy he was not very confident. But he treated young Ronald with great kindness. Lochiel had a son much of the same age ; the two boys frequently quarrelled, and the lady was angry to see her own son worsted. She at last swore that “the girl and her vagabond must quit the house next morning.” The generous Lochiel set out with the boy to Inverness, where he boarded him under a false name, and placed the woman in the service of a friend in the neighbourhood, that she might have an eye to his condition. Ronald received such education as befitted his birth; and when he grew up to manhood, he paid a visit to Lochiel, his kind benefactor, in Locha- ber, who was so much satisfied with him, that he determined on giving him his powerful assistance in recovering lus paternal estate, which was then in the possession of Angus. Lochiel ordered a hundred men to attend himself and Ronald on this occa- sion ; and they arrived in Morar on a Sunday, when the usurper and all his people were in church at mass. He congratulated the young man on the opportunity he now had of avenging his father’s blood, and destroying all his enemies at once, by burning them in the church. Ronald humanely objected, that though many of those persons then in the church were guilty of his father’s death, yet there were others innocent of that crime ; and he declared that if liis estate could not be recovered other- wise, he would rather want it, and trust to Providence and his own valour. Lochiel did not at all relish such senti- ments, and left Ronald to his fate. Ronald took refuge in a cavern, and the daughter of Angus, his only child, frequently passed that way, in looking after her father’s fold. He sometimes got into conversation with her ; and, though but a child, she became attached to him. He prevailed upon her to get his shirts washed for him. Her father having accidentally discovered the linen bleaching, observed the initial letters of Ronald’s name ; and making inquiry into the circumstances, soon suspected that he was at hand. He attempted to persuade his daughter to decoy Ronald into his power ; but she told the young man all that her father proposed to her ; and he, finding that Angus was still thirsting for his blood, immediately left the country, and took the girl along with him. With much difficulty he conveyed her in safety to Inverness, from whence he procured a passage to France, where he placed her in a con- vent. He entered the French army, and was much distinguished for his bravery ; he was thus enabled to sup- port himself, and to defray the expense of her education. When the young woman was of age, they were married, and returned to Scotland. Ronald having obtained strong recommenda- tions to the king, he found means of being reconciled to Angus, who was then old, and had become very penitent. He made great professions of friendship and attachment to Ronald ; but his daughter was always doubtful of his sincerity, and it would appear that she had justly appreciated his disposition. One night, Ronald having feigned in- toxication and retired to rest, the old barbarian calculated that he would sleep very soundly, and slunk into his apart- ment, armed with a dirk, to stab his son-in-law ; but the young man watched the treacherous hypocrite, and put him to death. Ronald obtained possession of his paternal estate, and, after a long and prosperous life, became the founder of a very respectable family. — Lit, Gazette. THE BROKEN RING. 449 THE BHOKEN EING. By one of the Authors of the “ Odd Volume/’ “ Hout, lassie,” said the wily Dame Seton to her daughter, “dinna blear your een wi’ greeting. What would honest Maister Binks say, if he were to come in the now, and see you looking baith dull and dour ? Dight your een, my bairn, and snood back your hair — I’se warrant you’ll mak a bonnier bride than ony o’ your sisters.” ‘ ‘ I carena whether I look bonny or no, since Willie winna see me,” said Mary, while her eyes filled with tears. ‘ ‘ Oh, mother, ye have been ower hasty in this matter ; J canna help thinking he will come hame yet, and make me his wife. It’s borne in on my mind that Willie is no dead.” “ Put awa such thoughts out o’ your head, lassie,” answered her mother ; “naebody doubts but yoursel that the ship that he sailed in was whumelled ower in the saut sea — what gars you threep he’s leeving that gate?” “Ye ken, mother,” answered Mary, “ that when Willie gaed awa on that wearifu’ voyage, ‘to mak the crown a pound,’ as the auld sang says, he left a kist o’ his best claes for me to tak care o’ ; for he said he would keep a’ his braws for a day that’s no like to come, and that’s our bridal. Now, ye ken it’s said, that as lang as the moths keep aff folk’s claes, the owner o’ them is no dead, — so I e’en took a look o’ his bit things the day, and there’s no a broken thread among them.” “Ye had little to do to be howking among a dead man’s claes,” said her mother ; “ it was a bonny like job for a bride.” “But I’m no a bride,” answered Mary, sobbing. “ How can ye hae the heart to speak o’t, mother, and the year no out since I broke a ring wi’ my ain Willie ! — Weel hae I keepit my C«) half o’t ; and if Willie is in this world, he’ll hae the other as surely.” “ I trust poor Willie is in a better place,” said the mother, trying to sigh ; ‘ ‘ and since it has been ordered sae, ye maun just settle your mind to take hon- est Maister Binks ; he’s rich, Mary, my dear bairn, and' he’ll let ye want for naething.” “Riches canna buy true love,” said Mary. “But they can buy things that will last a hantle longer,” responded the wily mother ; “so, Mary, ye maun tak him, if you would hae me die in peace. Ye ken I can leave ye but little. The house and bit garden maun gang to your brother, and his wife will mak him keep a close hand ; — she’ll soon let you see the cauld shouther. Poor relations are unco little thought o’; so, lassie, as ye would deserve my benison, dinna keep simmering it and wintering it any longer, but take a gude offer when it’s made ye.” “ I’ll no hae him till the year is out,” cried Mary. “ Wha kens but the ship may cast up yet ? ” ‘ ‘ I fancy we’ll hae to gie you your ain gate in this matter,” replied the dame, “ mair especially as it wants but three weeks to the year, and we’ll need that to hae ye cried in the kirk, and to get a’ your braws ready.” “ Oh, mother, mother, I wish ye would let me die ! ” was Mary’s answer, as she flung herself down on her little bed. Delighted at having extorted Mary’s consent to the marriage. Dame Seton quickly conveyed the happy intelligence to her son-in-law elect, a wealthy bur- gess of Dunbar ; and having invited Annot Cameron, Mary’s cousin, to visit them, and assist her in cheering the 2 F 450 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. sorrowful bride, the preparations for the marriage proceeded in due form. On the day before that appointed for the wedding, as the cousins sat together, arranging the simple ornaments of the bridal dress, poor Mary’s feelings could no longer be restrained, and her tears fell fast. “ Dear sake, Mary, gie ower greet- ing,” said Annot ; “the bonny white satin ribbon is wringing wet.” “ Sing her a canty sang to keep up her heart,” said Dame Seton. “ I canna bide a canty sang the day, for there’s ane rinnin’ in my head that my poor Willie made ae jiight as we sat beneath the rowan-tree outby there, and when we thought we were to gang hand in hand through this wearifu’ world,” and Mary began to sing in a low voice. At this moment the door of the dwelling opened, and a tall, dark-com- plexioned woman entered, and saying, “ My benison on a’ here,” she seated herself close to the fire, and lighting her pipe, began to smoke, to the great annoyance of Dame Seton. “ Gudewife,” said she gruffly, “ye’re spoiling the lassie’s gown, and raising such a reek, so here’s an awmous to ye, and you’ll just gang your ways, we’re unco thrang the day.” “ Nae doubt,” rejoined the spaewife, “a bridal time is a thrang time, but it should be a heartsome ane too. ” “And hae ye the ill-manners to say it’s otherwise?” retorted Dame Seton. “ Gang awa wi’ ye, without anither bidding ; ye’re making the lassie’s braws as black as coom.” “ Will ye hae yer fortune spaed, my bonny May?” said the woman, as she seized Mary’s hand. “ Na, na,” answered Mary, “I ken it but ower weel already.” “You’ll be married soon, my bonny lassie,” said the sibyl. “ Hech, sirs, that’s piper’s news, I trow,” retorted the dame, with great contempt; “can ye no tell us some- thing better worth the hearing?” “ Maybe I can,” answered the spae- wife. “ What would you think if I were to tell you that your daughter keeps the half o’ the gold ring she broke wi’ the winsome sailor lad near her heart by night and by day?” “Get out o’ my house, ye tinkler!” cried. Dame Seton, in wrath ; “we want to hear nae such clavers.” “Ye wanted news,” retorted the fortune-teller; “and I trow I’ll gie ye mair than you’ll like to hear. Hark ye, my bonnie lassie, ye’ll be married soon, but no to Jamie Binks, — here’s an anchor in the palm of your hand, as plain as a pikestaff. ” “ Awa wi’ ye, ye leein’ Egyptian that ye are,” cried Dame Seton, “or I’ll set the dog on you, and I’ll promise ye he’ll no leave ae dud on your back to mend another.” “ I wadna rede ye to middle wi’ me. Dame Seton,” said the fortune-teller. “And now, having said my say, and wishing ye a blithe bridal. I’ll just be stepping awa ;” and ere another word was spoken, the gipsy had crossed the threshold. “I’ll no marry Jamie Binks,” cried Mary, wringing her hands; “send to him, mother, and tell him sae.” “The sorrow take the lassie,” said Dame Seton ; “would you make your- sel and your friends a warld wonder, and a’ for the clavers o’ a leein’ Egyp- tian, — black be her fa’, that I should ban.” “Oh, mother, mother! ” cried Mary, “ how can I gie ae man my hand, when another has my heart?” “Troth, lassie,” replied her mother, “ a living joe is better than a dead ane ony day. But whether Willie be dead or living, ye shall be Jamie Binks’ wife the morn. Sae tak nae thought o’ that ill-deedy body’s words, but gang ben the house and dry your een, and Annot will put the last steek in your bonny white gown.” With a heavy heart Mary saw the THE BROKEN RING. 451 day arrive which was to seal her fate ; and while Dame Seton is bustling about, getting everything in order for the ceremony, which was to be performed in the house, we shall take the liberty of directing the attention of our readers to the outside passengers of a stage- coach, advancing from the south, and rapidly approaching Dunbar. Close behind the coachman was seated a middle-aged, substantial-looking farmer, with a round, fat, good-humoured face, and at his side was placed a handsome young sailor, whose frank and jovial manner, and stirring tale of shipwreck and captivity, had pleasantly beguiled the way. ‘ ‘ And what’s taking you to Dunbar the day, Mr Johnstone?” asked the coachman. “Just a wedding, John,” answered the farmer. “My cousin, Jamie Binks, is to be married the night.” “ He has been a wee ower lang about it,” said the coachman. “I’m thinking,” replied the farmer, “it’s no the puir lassie’s fault that the wedding hasna been put off langer ; they say that bonny Mary has little glide will to her new joe.” “What Mary is that you are speak- ing about ? ” asked the sailor. “Oh, just bonny Mary Seton that’s to be married the night,” answered the farmer. “ Whew ! ” cried the sailor, giving a long whistle. “I doubt,” said the farmer, “she’ll be but a waefu’ bride, for the sough gangs that she hasna forgotten an auld •joe ; but ye see he was away, and no likely to come back, and Jamie Binks is weel to pass in the world, and the mother, they say, just made her life bitter till the puir lassie was driven to say she would take him. It is no right in the mother, but folks say she is a dour wife, and had aye an ee to the siller.” ‘ ‘ Right ! ” exclaimed the young sailor, “ she deserves the cat - o’ - nine tails ! ” ^ “Whisht, whisht, laddie,” said the farmer. “ Preserve us ! where is he gaun ? ” he continued, as the youth sprung from the coach and struck across the fields. “ He’ll be taking the short cut to the town,” answered the coachman, giving his horses the whip. The coach whirled rapidly on, and the farmer was soon set down at Dame Seton’s dwelling, where the whole of the bridal party was assembled, waiting the arrival of the minister. ‘ ‘ I wish the minister would come, ” said Dame Seton. “We must open the window,” an- swered Annot, “for Mary is like to swarf awa.” This was accordingly done, and as Mary sat close by the window, and gasping for breath, an unseen hand threw a small package into her lap. “ Dear sirs, Mary,” said Dame Seton, “open up the bit parcel, bairn ; it will be a present frae your Uncle Sandie ; it’s a queer way o’ gieing it, but he ne’er does things like ony ither body.” The bridal guests gathered round Mary as she slowly undid fold after fold. “ Hech ! ” observed Dame Seton, “it maun be something very precious to be in such sma’ bouk.” The words were scarcely uttered when the half of a gold ring lay in Mary’s hand. “Where has this come frae?” ex- claimed Mary, wringing her hands. “ Has the dead risen to upbraid me ? ” “No, Mary, but the living has come to claim you,” cried the young sailor, as he vaulted through the open window, and caught her in his arms. “ Oh, Willie, Willie, where hae ye been a’ this weary time?” exclaimed Mary, while the tears fell on her pale cheek. “That’s a tale for another day,” answered the sailor; “I can think of nothing but joy while I haud you to 452 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. my breast, which you will never leave mail-. ” “ There will be twa words to that bargain, my joe,” retorted Dame Seton. “ Let go my bairn, and gang awa wi’ ye ; she’s trysted to be this honest man’s wife, and his wife she shall be.” “Na, na, mistress,” said the bride- groom, “ I hae nae broo o’ wedding another man’s joe : since Willie Flem- ing has her heart, he may e’en tak her hand for me.” “Gude save us,” cried the farmer, shaking the young sailor by the hand, “ little did I ken wha I was speaking to on the top of the coach. I say, guidwife,” he continued, “ye maun just let Willie tak her ; nae gude e’er yet come o’ crossing true love.” “ ’Deed, that’s a truth,” was answered by several bonny bridesmaids. Dame I Seton, being deserted by her allies, and I finding the stream running so strongly I against her, at length gave an unwilling i consent to the marriage of the lovers, which was celebrated amidst general rejoicings ; and at the request of his bride, Willie, on his wedding-day, attired himself in the clothes which the moths had so considerately spared I for the happy occasion. A PASSAGE Maiden aunts are very tough. Their very infirmities seem to bring about a new term of life. They are like old square towers — nobody knows when they were built, and nobody knows when they will tumble down. You may unroof them, unfloor them, knock in their casements, and break down their doors, till the four old black walls stand, and stand through storm and sunshine year after year, till the eye, accustomed to contemplate the gradual decay of everything else, sickens to look at this anomaly in nature. My aunt, dear good soul, seemed resolved never to die, — at least to outlive her hopeful nephew. I thought she was to prove as perdurable as a dried mummy, — she was by this time equally yellow and exsiccated as any of the daughters of Pharaoh. I had run myself quite aground. But my extravagances, as well as my dis- tresses, I had the policy to conceal from my aged relative. She, honest lady, occasionally had pressed me to accept of some slight pittances of two or three OF MY LIFE. ;!f5o’s at different times, which, after much difficulty and entreaty, I made a merit of accepting, stoutly asserting that I only received them to avoid hurting her feelings — that my own income was amply sufficient for the limited wants of a scholar, or to any one who could put in i^ractice the rules of wholesome economy ; but this trifle certainly would enable me to purchase a few rather ex- pensive publications which I could not otherwise have hoped to do, and which would prove of essential use in further- ing the progress of the two great works I had commenced while at college, and had been busy with ever since, viz. : A History of Antediluvian Literature, Arts, and Sciences, ”and/‘ A Dissertation on the Military Tactics of the Assy- rians,” which I intended should appear along with the last volume of Valpy’s Greek Dictionary, or the first of Sir James Mackintosh’s History of Great Britain. Fortune at last grew tired of perse- cuting me ; she fairly turned her wheel, and put me on the brightest spoke. My aunt’s factor called one day, and A PASSAGE OF MY LIFE. 453 let me know that he thought I should make my visits at Broadcroft more frequent — take a little interest in looking over the ditching and draining of the estate (short-sighted man, he little knew how much I had ditched and drained it by anticipation !) — walk through the woods and plantations, and bestow my opinion as to thinning them (they were long ago, in my own mind, transferred to the timber-yard) — apply myself a little to master the de- tails of business connected with agri- cultural affairs, such as markets, green and white crops, manure, &c. &c. ; and concluded by telling me that his son was a remarkably clever lad, knew country matters exceedingly well, and would be a most valuable acquisition as factor or land grieve to any gentleman of extensive landed property. The drift of this communication I perfectly understood. I listened with the most profound attention, lamented my own ignorance of the subjects wherein his clever son was so much at home, and wished only that I had an estate, that I might entrust it to the care of so intelli- gent a steward. After dispatching a bottle or two of claret, we parted mutu- ally pleased. He had seen my aunt’s will, and, in the fulness of his heart, ran over the legal jargon which constituted me the owner of Broadcroft, Lilliesacre, Kittle- ford, Westerha’, Cozieholm, Harper- ston, and Oxgang, with hale parts and pendicles, woods and fishings, mills and mill - lands, muirs and mosses, rights of pasturage and commonty. I never heard more delightful music all my days than the hour I spent hearken- ing to this old rook cawing over the excellent lands that were mine in pro- s]:)ective. My aunt’s letters, after this, I found assumed a querulous tone, and became strongly impregnated with re- ligious commonplaces — a sure sign to me that she herself was now winding up her earthly affairs — and generally concluded with some such sentence as this : “I am in a comfortable frame of spirit, but my fleshly tabernacle is sorely decayed — great need hath it of a sure prop in the evening of its days.” These epistles I regularly answered, seasoning them with scriptural texts as well as I could. Some, to be sure, had no man- ner of connection or application what- soever ; but I did not care for that if they were there. I stuck them thick and threefold, for I knew my aunt was an indulgent critic, provided she got plenty of matter. I took the precaution also of paying the postage, for I learned, with something like satisfaction, that of late she had become rather parsimonious in her habits. I also heard that she daily took much comfort in the soul- searching and faith-fortifying discourses of Mr Samuel Salmasius Sickerscreed, a migratory preacher of some denomina- tion or other, who had found it convenient for some months to pitch his tent in the Broadcroft. Several of my aunt’s let- ters told me, in no measured terms, her high opinion of his edifying gifts. With these opinions, as a matter of course, I warmly coincided. Sheet after sheet now poured in from Broadcroft. I verily thought all the worthy divines, from the Reformation downwards, had been put in requisition to batter me to pieces with choice and ghostly counsel. This infliction I bore up against with wonderful fortitude, and repaid with my weightiest metal. To supply the extra- ordinary drafts thus made on my stores of devout phraseology, I had to call in my worthy friend Tom . He had been a regularly -bred theologian, but finding the casque more fitting for his hot head than the presbyter’s cowl, he now lived in elegant starvation as a dashing cornet in the Dragoons, and a better fellow never breathed. His assistance was of eminent service : when we exhausted our own invention, we immediately transcribed the sermon of some forgotten divine of last century, 454 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, and sent it thundering off. These we denominated shells. At this time Tom’s fortune and mine were hanging on the same pin ; we were both up to the chin in debt ; we had stretched our respective personal credits, as far as they would go, for each other. W e were involved in such a beautiful multitude and labyrinth of mutual obligations, that we could neither count them nor see our way out of them. In the holy siege of Broadcroft citadel we therefore joined heart and hand. In this manner things went on smoothly. My aunt was becoming daily weaker, seldom left her own bed- room, and permitted no person to see her save the Rev. S. S. Sickerscreed. In- deed, every letter I received from my aunt intimated more plainly than its predecessor that I might make up my mind for a great and sudden change, and prepare myself for afflictions. As in duty bound, my answers breathed of sorrow and resignation — lamented the mutability of this world — its nothing- ness — the utter vanity of all earthly joys. I really loved the good old lady ; but I was hampered most villanously. I knew not a spot where I could put the sole of my foot, without some legal mine blow- ing me up a shivered rag into the azure firmament, — a fate a thousand times more picturesque than pleasant. I may therefore be excused for confessing that I looked upon my aunt’s release from this world as the dawn of my own deliverance. ' Yet, even then, I felt shame when I looked into the chambers of my heart, and found that every feeling of grief I had there for my aunt’s illness was beautifully edged with a gleam of satisfaction. The cypresses and yews, and other mournful trees that threw their pensive shadows around me, were positively resting above a burning volcano of joy. No ; it was not in human nature for a desperate man like me to exclude from his contemplation the bills, bonds, moneys, and manors that had accumu- lated for years under her thrifty and prudent management. One morning, while musing in this indescribable state of feeling, a little ragged boy, besmeared with dust and sweat, whom I recognised as turnspit and running footman of the establish- ment at Broadcroft, thrust a crumpled greasy-like billet in my hand. “Come awa, laird, come awa, gin ye would like to see your auld auntie afore she gangs aff a’thegither. ” I started up, threw down the “Sport- ing Magazine,” and instinctively snatched up my hat. “When did it happen, wee Jamie?” “This morning, nae far’er gane — but come awa; everything’s gaun tap- salteerie at Braidcraft — sae unexpected by us a’! Has your horse been fed yet? Dinna put aff, but come awa. We’re a’ dementit ower the way, and ye’re muckle wanted, and sair missed. ” With this wee Jamie darted away ; I roared after him to obtain further particulars, but wee Jamie shot off like an arrow, only twisting his head over his shoulder, notwithstanding his trot, he screamed — ‘ ‘ Gerss maunna grow under my heels, if I care for my lugs. But it’s a’ by noo, and there’s nae gude in granin’.” With which sapient remark the kitchen boy got out of hearing, and soon out of sight. I now hastily broke the black wax of the billet. The note was subscribed by Mr S. S. Sickerscreed, and was written in his most formal small-text hand. He had been a schoolmaster in his youth, and could write legibly, which no gentleman who regards his caste should do. The three big S S S were dearer to me than a collar of knight- hood. It required my immediate pre- sence at Broadcroft to talk over certain serious and impressive matters. So had Mr Samuel Salmasius Sickerscreed penned his billet, and in the fulness of my heart I gave the poor man credit for A PASSAGE OF MY LIFE. ,455 an excess of delicacy more than I ever noticed had belonged to him before. Poor dear man, he, too, has lost a valu- able friend. Judging of the exquisiteness of my feelings by the agony of his own, he has kindly delayed the fatal announce- ment of my aunt’s demise, till my heart has been prepared to meet the shock with becoming fortitude. How con- siderate — how very compassionate he has been ! Worthy man — would I could repay his kindness with a beni- fice ! Thus did I soliloquise over the dispatch from Broadcroft ; but notwith- standing the tumult which it and its bearer raised in my bosom, I did not omit communicating to Tom the unex- pected change which a few hours had produced in our destinies, and charg- ing him at the same time to moderate his transports till I returned with a con- firmation of our hopes. Then backing my stoutest hunter, and taking a crow’s flight across the country, I spared not her heaving flanks, nor drew bridle, till I reached the long, straight, dusky avenue that led to the tall, narrow slip of a house yclept Broad- croft. Place. Here 1 slackened my pace, and left my wearied and panting brute to crawl as lazily as she liked along the avenue. I, too, lengthened my visage to the requisite degree necessary for the melancholy purpose on which I came. The very trees had a lugubrious and sepulchral aspect. I took them in fancy to be so many Sawlies waiting the time for heading the funeral procession of my lamented aunt. They seemed to mourn for her in sincere sorrow, and, in fact, walking under their shadows dis- posed my mind very much to melancholy. Now a green leaf, now a withered one, dropped on my beaver as I passed, and ,in the deep silence that reigned around me, I could not, despite my consti- tutional recklessness, be wholly insen- sible to the appeals these mute emblems of man’s mortality made to reflection. But a pleasanter train of feelings arose when I looked at the stately trunks of the venerable oaks, their immense girth, and (with a glow of patriotic virtue, quite common now-a-days) pictured forth to myself how admirably they were suited to bear Britannia’s thunders triumphantly across the wave. Yes, every tree of them shall be devoted to the service of my country. Perish the narrow thought, that for its own gratifi- cation would allow them to vegetate in unprofitable uselessness, when they can be so beneficially employed for the state. Every old, druidical-looking oak which my eye scanned was, of course, devoted to the axe. I already saw the timber yards piled with Broadcroft oak, and the distant sea my imagination soon whitened with a fleet of noble barks wholly built of them. Thus did I speculate till I reached the end of the avenue, where, to my surprise, I found a travelling post-chaise and four dmwn up before the door of the mansion. This vehicle, an apparition of rare occurrence in so secluded a part of the country, and at the residence of so retired a lady as my departed aunt, was literally crushed with trunks, and boxes, and bags, and packages of one kind or another, strapped above, behind, and before it. Being never unfertile in surmises, I immediately guessed that the equipage I saw must, of necessity, belong to the clerk to the signet, my aunt’s city lawyer, who had trundled himself into the country with the w’hole muniments of my estate, for the mere purpose of welcoming me, and regulating my deceased relative’s affairs. His prompt appearance, I attributed, with my usual goodness of heart, to the kindly fore- sight of Mr Samuel. I really did not know how I could sufficiently recom- pense him for the w'arm, disinterested, and valuable services he had„rendered in this season of affliction.' But my- aunt must have remembered him in her testament. She was ever grateful. 4S6 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STOBV. She cannot possibly have overlooked him. As the d — 1 would have it, I then asked myself, now, if your aunt has forgotten Mr Samuel Salmasius Sickerscreed altogether, how will you act? At first, I said he must have loo at least ; then as I looked on my own necessities, the uncertainty of rents, the exorbitance of taxes, this sum speedily subsided into half the amount. And by the time I fairly reached my aunt’s door, I found my mind reconciling itself to the handsome duty of presenting Mr Sickerscreed with a snuff-box, value £ 2 , los., a mourning ring worth 30s., a new coat, and ten guineas ; in all, some twenty pieces of gold or thereby. On alighting, I gave my horse to the servant to walk and cool. John was old as his late mistress — a very good, foolish, gray-headed domestic, marvel- lously fond of the family he served with, and marvellously fond of conversation. He looked profoundly melancholy when he took my reins. “It’ll be a sail* dispensation to you, Maister William,” quoth John, “this morning’s news. Ye wud be wonder- fully struck and put about when ye heard it.” “It is, indeed,” said I, throwing as much of mournfulness as possible into the tones of my voice. “ Heavy news indeed, and most unexpected. Great cause have I to grieve. My poor dear aunt to be thus lost to me for ever ! ” “Nae doubt, nae doubt, Maister William, ye maun hae a heavy heartfu’. We were a’jalousing as muckle, — that’s me, Souple Rab, and w^ee Jamie ; how- ever, it’ll no do to be coosten down a’thegither, — a rainy night may bring a blithe morrow. Every thing is uncer- tain in this world but death ! But come on, Kate;” and John and my reeking jade disappeared, in the direction to- wards the stable ; John, no doubt, bursting with impatience till he could communicate to his select cabinet, Souple Rab and wee Jamie, the awsome and doncie looks of the young laird. I was yet lingering on the threshold in a most comfortable frame of mind, when the door was thrown open. Imagine my horror when the first figure I saw was my aunt herself, not in the drapery of the grave, but bedizzened with ribbons front head to heel, and leaning her withered hand on the arm of the Reverend Mr Sickerscreed. I gasped for breath — my tongue swelled and clung to the roof of my mouth — my eyes literally started from their sockets as if they would leave their bony casements altogether. Had I not caught hold of the porch, down I should have dropped. ‘ ‘ Am I in my senses, aunt ? Do I see you really alive? Is this no unreal mock- ery — no cruel hallucination? Resolve me, for Heaven’s sake, else I go mad.” ‘ ‘ Dear me, nephew, ” said the old lady, “ what agitates you so? I feel so glad that you have paid me this visit ere I set off on my marriage jaunt with the elect of my heart, your worthy connec- tion, Mr Sickerscreed.” “Marriage!” thundered I, “mar- riage ! — I came to mourn over your bier, not to laugh at your bridal. O, the infernal cruelty, Mr What’s-your- name, to despatch your pharisaical let- ter sealed with black wax.” “Young wrathful,” meekly rejoined Mr Samuel, ‘ ‘ it was dark green wax, most emblematic, as I said to your aunt, my dear spouse, of the unfading verdure of our harmonious affections.” “ Black and green fiends dog you to Satan,” roared I. “ What an ass you have made of me ! Farewell, a long fare- well, to all my greatness. Oh ! Broad- croft, Lilliesacre, Kittleford, Cozieholm, and Oxgang, perished in the clap of a hand, and for ever ! The churchman’s paw is upon you, and a poor fellow has no chance now of a single rood ! ” With some more stuff of this kind, I parted with my venerable aunt and her smooth-tongued spouse. These petri- A PASSAGE OF MY LIFE. 457 factions of humanity had the charity, I suppose, to consider me moon-struck. I heard Mr Samuel sweetly observe, that verily the young lad’s scholarship had driven him mad. I wished the rogue at the bottom of the Red Sea, or in the farthest bog of Connaught, paring turf and cultivating potatoes — anywhere but where I now saw him. I could have eaten him up raw and unsodden, without salt or pepper, where he stood — ground his bones to dust, or spit upon him till he was drowned in the flood of my spite. I did neither ; but throwing myself again on the back of Kate, off I scampered home, more like a fury than a man. In my way there was not a rascal I met but seemed to my heated imagina- tion to know my misfortunes, and enjoy, with sly satisfaction, their fearful con- summation. Two fellows I cut smartly across the cheek ; they were standing coolly by the wayside, with their hands in their pockets, interchanging winks, and thrusting their tongues provokingly out like hounds on a hot day. They did not relish the taste of my thong, and one of them made an awkward squelsh into a ditch on receipt, head over heels, immensely to my heart’s content. It was evening when I reached the little village where my head-quarters for some weeks had been established. To add to my miseries, I found that Tom had, in my absence, with his usual volatility of temperament, been enter- taining a numerous party in the Cross Keys, on the faith of my accession of property. When I rode past the tavern, my ears were assailed with most ex- traordinary sounds of festivity, and my head endangered by a shower of bottles and glasses that his reckless boon companions were discharging from the windows. Some of these windows, too, were illuminated with multitudes of dips — the extravagant dog! — three to the pound. And some coarse transparencies were flaunting in my face pithy sen- tences, such as — “A Glorious Revolu- tion,” “ Splendid Victory,” “Jubilee to Hopeless Creditors,” ‘‘Intelligence Ex- traordinary ! !” &c. Then, at every pause of the maddening din, the explosion of another bottle of champagne smote liiy ear like a death -knell. Cork after cork popped against the ceiling — crack, crack, they went like a running fire along a line of infantry, while loud above the storm rose the vociferations of my jolly friend, as he cheered them on to another bumper, with all the honours, or volunteered his own song. Poor Tom, he had only one song, which he wrote himself, and never failed to sing to the deafening of every one when he was drunk. It was never printed, and here you have as much of it as I remember, to vary the melancholy tex- ture of my story ; — SONG. Fill a can, let us drink. For ’tis nonsense to think Of the cares that may come with to-morrow ; And ’tis folly as big As the Chancellor’s wig. To dash present joy with dull sorrow. Hip ! hip ! hip ! fill away ; Our life’s but a day. And ’twere pity that it proved a sad one ; ’Twas in a merry pin Our life did begin. And we’ll close it, brave boys, in a mad one ! Hip ! hip ! hip ! &c. Never shrink, boys, but stand. With a can in each hand. Like a king with his globe and his sceptre ; And though slack in your joints. Yet thus armed at all points, The devil himself can’t you capture. Hip ! hip ! hip ! fill aright. Should he seek us to-night. We’ll toss off the old rogue as a whetter ; When the hot cinder’s down. Take my oath on’t, you’ll own. That good luck could not furnish a better. Hip ! hip ! hip I &c. Dull sophists may say. Who have ne’er wet their clay. That merry old wine gives no bliss. But the flask’s sparkling high. Gives the dotards the lie. 458 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. Crying, kiss me, my roaring lads, kiss ! Hip ! hip ! hip ! jolly boys ! He who quarrels with those joys. Which the longer they're sipped of grow sweeter, May he live to be wise. And then when he sighs For a smack, let him choke with this metre. Hip ! hip ! hip ! &c. This was followed with what Tom emphatically styled a grand crash of melody ; that is, overturning the table, and burying in one indiscriminate ruin, bowls, bottles, glasses, and all things brittle. My heart sickened at the riot, and, broken in spirit and penniless, I retreated to my lodgings. Here I had at least peace to ruminate over my prostrate fortunes ; but as medi- tation would not mend them, and next morning would assuredly bring the dire intelligence of my aunt’s marriage, I, that same night, made a forced march, anxious to secure a convenient spot for rustication and retirement, till fortune should again smile, or the ferocity of my creditors be somwhat tamed. Poor Tom ! I had the savage satisfaction of breaking up his carousal by a few caba- listic words written in a strong half-text hand: “Stole away! Done up. — Fooled and finished. — Run, if you love freedom, and hate stone walls. You will find me earthed in the old hole.” Next evening I was joined by my luckless shadow. He had a hard run for it ; the scent lay strong, and the pack were sure-nosed and keen as razors. But he threw them out from his superior knowledge of localities. After this we both became exceedingly recluse and philosophical in our habits. We had the world to begin anew, and we had each I our own very particular reasons for not making a noise about it. — Paisley Magazine, THE COUET CAVE: A LEGENDARY TALE OF FIFES HIRE. By Drummond Bruce. Chapter I. A FEW years before the pride of Scot- land had been prostrated by English bows and bills, on the disastrous day of Flodden, the holding of Balmeny, in the county of Fife, was possessed by Walter Colville, then considerably ad- vanced in years. Walter Colville had acquired this small estate by the usual title to possession in the days in which he lived. When a mere stripling, he had followed the latest Earl of Douglas, when the banner of the bloody heart floated defiance to the Royal Stuart. But the wavering conduct of Earl James lost him at Abercorn the bravest of his adherents, and Walter Colville did not disdain to follow the example of the Knight of Cadzow. He was rewarded with the hand of the heiress of Balmeny, then a ward of Colville of East Wemyss. That baron could not df course hesitate to bestow her on 'one who brought the king’s command to that effect ; and in the brief wooing space of a summer day, Walter saw and loved the lands which were to re- ward his loyal valour, and wooed and wedded the maiden by law appended to the enjoyment of them. The marri- age proved fruitful ; for six bold sons I THE COURT CAVE, 459 sprung up in rapid succession around his table, and one “fair May” being added at a considerable interval after, Walter felt, so far as his iron nature could feel, the pure and holy joys of parental love, as his eye lighted on the stalwart frames and glowing aspects of his boys, and on the mild blue eyes and blooming features of the young Edith, who, like a fair pearl set in a carcanet of jaspers, received an added lustre from her singleness. But alas for the sta- bility of human happiness ! The truth of the deep-seated belief that the instru- ment of our prosperity shall also be that of our decay, was mournfully displayed in the house of Walter Colville. By the sword had he cut his way to the station and wealth he now enjoyed ; by the sword was his habitation rendered desolate, and his gray hairs whitened even before their time. On the field of Bannockburn — once the scene of a more glorious combat — three of his sons paid with their lives for their adherence to the royal cause. Two more perished v/ith Sir Andrew Wood, when Steven Bull was forced to strike to the “Floure and Yellow Carved. ” The last, regardless of entreaties and com- mands, followed the fortunes of the “White Rose of York,” when Perkin Warbeck, as history malignantly con- tinues to style the last Plantagenet, carried his fair wite and luckless cause to Ireland ; and there young Colville found an untimely fate and bloody grave near Dublin. Thus bereft of^so many goodly ob- jects of his secret pride, the heart of Walter Colville naturally sought to com- pensate the losses which it had sustained in an increased exercise of affection to- wards his daughter. The beauties of infancy had now been succeeded by those of ripening maidenhood. The exuber- ant laugh, which had so often cheered his hours of care or toil, while she was yet a child, had given place to a smile still more endearing to his time-stricken feelings ; face and form had been ma- tured into their most captivating pro- portions, and nothing remained ‘of the blue-eyed, fair-haired child, that had once clung round his knee, save the artless openness of her disposition, and the unsullied purity of her heart. Yet, strange to tell, the very intensity of his affection was the source of bitter sorrow to her who was its object, and his mis- directed desire to secure her happiness, threatened to blench, with the paleness of secret sorrow, the cheek it was his dearest wish to deck with an ever-during smile of happiness. Edith Colville was but an infant when her three brothers fell at Sauchie, and had scarcely completed her eighteenth year, when the death of her youngest brother made her at once the object of her father’s undivided regard, and of pursuit to many who saw and were smitten with charms in the heiress of Balmeny, which had failed to attract their attention while her brother yet stood between the maiden and that heri- tage. But the heart they now deemed worth the winning was no longer hers to give. The death of her mother while she was yet a child, had left her her own mistress long before the period when maternal care is most essential ; and Edith’s love was sought and won by one who had little but youth and a warm heart to recommend him. Arthur Winton was the orphan son of a small proprietor in the neighbour- hood, who, having been deprived of the best part of his property by what he conceived the injustice of King James III., and the rapacity of his favourite Cochrane, was easily induced to join the insurgent nobles who wrought the de- struction of that monarch. He was, however, disappointed in his expecta- tions of personal reward, having fallen in the conflict ; and his son was too young to vindicate his claim in an age so rude as that of which we write. Walter Colville, whose family had 460 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. been so sadly thinned in the battle we have mentioned, though they had fought on the other side, naturally bore no good- will to the boy ; but his younger son, who was nearly of the same age, viewed him with different feelings. He was much about the house of Balmeny ; and, to be brief, he won the affections of the young Edith long before she knew either their nature or their value. Until the de- parture of young Walter Colville, Ar- thur’s visits were attributed by th e old man to his friendship for his son, but when Edith had unhappily become his heiress, he at once attributed them to their proper cause. A stern prohibition of their repetition was the consequence, and the lovers were henceforth reduced to hurried and sorrowful meetings in secret. On the morning wherein we have chosen to begin the following veritable narrative, the youthful pair had met un- observed, as they imagined, in a shady corner of Balmeny wood, and had begun, the one to lament, and the other to listen, when the sudden apparition of the angry father checked the pleasing current of their imaginings. He drew his sword as he approached, but the recollection of his seventy years, and his now enfeebled arm, crossing his mind, he replaced the useless weapon, and contented himself with demanding how the youth had dared thus clandes- tinely to meet his daughter. Arthur attempted to allay his anger, and to plead his passion as he best could ; but the grim and angry frown that sat on Walter Colville’s brow, as he listened to him, soon showed how vainly he was speaking, and he ceased in confusion. “ Elave you finished, young master?” said Colville, with a sneer. “Then listen : you are not the wooer I look for to Edith. I should prefer him some- thing richer, something wiser, and some- thing truer to the king, than any son of 3"our father is likely ever to prove ; so set your heart at rest on that matter. And you giglot, sooth ! to your rock and your chisart. But stay ; before you go, tell this gallant gay to prowl no longer about my dwelling. By St Bride, an he does, he may chance to meet a fox’s fate ! ” “Dear father,” said the weeping girl, “upbraid us not. Never will I disobey you, never be his, without your own consent.” •“ Hold there,” replied Colville, smil- ing grimly, “ I ask no more.” And he led away the maiden, who dared not so much as steal a parting look. Arthur Winton bore this fiat of the old man, and the dutiful acquiescence of his daughter (though he doubtless thought the latter pushed to the very extreme of filial obedience), if not with equanimity, at least with so much of it as enabled him to leave the presence of his mistress and her father with some- thing like composure. He wandered slowly to the beach, which lay at no great distance, as if he had hoped to inhale with the cool breeze that floated from off the waters, some portion of the calmness in which they then lay bound, his mind occupied in turning over ill- assorted plans for the future, ever broken in upon by some intruding recollection of the past. The place where he now walked was one well calculated, accord- ing to the creed of those who believe in the power exercised over the mind by the face of external nature, to instil sooth- ing and tranquillizing feelings. It was a smooth grassy lawn, forming the bottom of a gentle eminence, undulating and stretching downwards to the pebbly beach, among whose round white stones the quiet waters of the Firth fell kiss- ingly. The view was bounded to the north by the rising eminences we have mentioned, and shut in on the west by the woody promontory which is still crowned by Wemyss Castle. To the eastward several rocky eminences stretch into the Firth, the more distant still in- THE COURT CAVE, 461 creasing their seaward march until the bay is closed by the distant point of Kin- craig. Before him lay the silver Firth, and, half-veiled in distance, the green fields and hills of Lothian, terminated by the picturesque Law of North Ber- wick, and the great Bass, frowning like some vast leviathan awakening from his sleep. One or two white-sailed barks lay motionless upon the water. The effect of the whole was so stilling and sedative, that Arthur, half forgetting his recent disappointment, stretched himself upon the sward, and abandoned himself to contemplation. While he lay thus chewing the cud of sweet and bitter fancy, the sounds of distant song and merriment occasionally broke upon his ear. He at first re- garded them as the mere offspring of imagination, but at length the choral swell of a seemingly joyous ballad, fol- lowed by a hearty, far-reverberated shout, convinced him that the merry- making was real, and at no great dis- tance. He started to his feet in some alarm, for his first impression was that the Good Neighbours were holding their revels near him, and he well knew the danger of being detected as a prying overlooker of their mystic merriment. A moment served to dissipate this fear. The voices which he had listened to were too rough and boisterous ever to be mistaken for the singing of those tiny minstrels, whose loudest notes never ex- ceeded in sound the trumpet of the bee. There was no fairy ring round the spot on which he had lain, nor was the hour either the “ eye of day ” or that of mid- night, at which, as is well known, the elfin power was most formidable. After looking and listening for some time, he ascertained that the sounds proceeded from a cave, which we have not yet mentioned, but which forms a striking ornament to the beach, and an object of considerable interest to the geologist, having been doubtless formed long before the P'orth had found its present modest limits. Being anxious to dispel the feelings that now preyed on his peace, by a diversion of whatever kind, he walked towards the place. As he approached, the mirth was renewed with increased vehemence, and he perceived, at the western entrance of the cave, a female, from whose swarthy hue and singular habiliments he at once divined the nature of its present inmates. The woman, whose features were stern and somewhat repulsive, wore a long gown, of some coarse dark-coloured material, which fell almost to her feet, having short wide sleeves, which left the arms at perfect liberty, and coming up to the neck, was there fastened with a golden brooch. Her head-dress consisted of a red and yellow coloured shawl, twisted fantastically into a conical shape. Pen- dants of gold hung from her ears, and rings of the same metal, in many of which were set rubies and other spark- ling gems, garnished her tawny fingers. Arthur at once recognised an Egyptian or gipsy in the dark-featured damsel who stood before him, and hesitated a moment whether he should pursue the determination of mixing with the revellers within, to which his eager desire of escaping from his present un- happy feelings had prompted him. The Egyptians were in those days of a much darker character than the remnants of their descendants, which, in spite of press- gangs and justice- warrants, still linger amongst us. Murder among themselves was a thing of everyday occurrence, and desperate robberies, com'mitted upon the king’s lieges, by no means rare. The present gang, from their vociferation, seemed in a state of excitement likely to remove any little restraints which the fear of the law’s vengeance might at another time have imposed on them, and the features of the woman, contrary to their custom, wore no look of invi- tation, but rather seemed to deepen into a warning frown the nearer he ap- proached the door at which she was 462 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, posted. On the other hand, the honour oi the race, to such as trusted them, was proverbial. His curiosity to know more intimately the manners of a people so remarkable as the Egyptians then were, and still are — perhaps a latent wish of being able to extract from their prophetic powers some favourable aus- pice to his almost expiring hopes — or that nameless something which at times impels us to court the danger we at other times shun with care — all conspired to induce him to enter the cave, and he accordingly attempted to do so. In this, however, he was opposed by the gipsy, who, stepping exactly in his way, waved her arm in a repelling atti- tude ; and, seeing him disinclined to obey this silent injunction, coming still closer to him, whispered, “Get you gone ; your life will be endangered if you enter here.” Before Arthur could reply to this injunction, she who gave it was sud- denly attacked by a man, who, issuing from the entrance, struck her a smart blow across the shoulders with a staff which he carried, and then, with a scowling look and angry accent, spoke a few words to her in a language which Arthur understood not. She muttered something in reply, and proceeded towards the beach. “The woman is mad at times, young sir,” said the man, now addressing Arthur. “Heed her not, I beseech you. We are only a few wandering puir folks, making merry, and if you wish to share our revelry, enter, and welcome. Some of our women may be able to read your weird, should you so incline ; you have no- thing to fear.” Arthur was by no means satisfied either that the woman was mad, or that the man meant him fairly ; but as he could not now retreat without betraying his fear to the dark searching eye which the gipsy bent on him, and was besides conscious that he possessed a well- proved sword, and considerable skill and strength in the handling of it, he signified his wish to join the merry- making, and followed the gipsy into the cave. On entering he found himself in the interior of a high-roofed cavern, of con- siderable extent, partly exposed to the seaward side by two arched openings between the lofty recesses of rock which support the roof, that towards the east being the smaller and lower of the two ; and the other rising in height nearly to the roof, affording a view of the Firth, and admitting light to the place. The inhabitants of the cave had ranged themselves along the north and inner side. Nearest the western en- trance, stretched on sacks, sheepskins, cloaks, and other nondescript articles of clothing, sat, or rather lay, ten or twelve men, with rather more than double that number of women, all busily engaged in drinking ; farther off, some ragged crones were busily super- intending the operation of a wood fire on a suspended pot ; while, farther off still, a few barebacked asses, and a plentiful variety of worse clad children, were enjoying their common straw. Arthur was immediately introduced to the company of carousers, some of whom received him with a shout of welcome, but others with evident dis- satisfaction ; and he overheard, as he seated himself, what seemed an angry expostulation and reply pass between his conductor and one of the party. This individual, who was evidently the chief of the gang, was an aged man, with a beard of silver gray, which, as he sat, descended to his lap, entirely covering his breast. His head was quite bald, with the exception of a few hairs that still struggled for existence behind his ears, and this, added to the snowy whiteness of his eyebrows, and the deep wrinkles in his brow and cheeks, would have conferred an air of reverence on his countenance, had not the sinister expression of his small and THE COURT CAVE. 463 fiery-looking eyes destroyed the charm. On each side of him sat a young girl — the prettiest of the company ; and the familiar manner in which they occasion- ally lolled on the old man’s bosom, and fondled with his neck and beard, showed the intimate terms on which they lived with him. The rest of the men were of various ages, and though all of them were marked with that mixed expression of daring recklessness and extreme cunning which has long been “the badge of all their tribe,” they attracted (with one exception) little of Arthur’s attention. Of the women, the very 'young ones were extremely pretty, the middle-aged and old ones, more than equally ugly. Young and old, pretty and ill-favoured, all were alike deficient in that retiring modesty of expression without which no face can be accounted truly lovely, and the want of which darkens into hideous- ness the plainness of homely features. They joined freely in the draughts, which their male companions were making from the horns, which, filled with wine and ale, circulated among the company, and laughed as loud and joked as boldly as they did. Arthur seated himself in silence, and, somewhat neglectful of the kindness of the female who sat next him, occupied himself in surveying the motley group before him. His eye soon rested on a man seated next the damsel who oc- cupied the place immediately to the left of the chief, and the moment he did he became anxious and interested. The individual was a man of rather more than middle height, of a muscular, though by no means brawny frame. His countenance was ruddy, and of a pleasant mirthful expression ; his eyes were full, of a dark hazel colour ; his nose, though prominent, gracefully fonned, and his mouth small and pi- quant. His beard was of a dark auburn hue, and he wore moustaches of the same colour. He was dressed in a hodden-gray doublet and hose, which were fastened round his body by a strong leathern girdle, from which hung a broad sword of the two-edged shape. The manner of this individual was evidently different from those of his present companions, and that from the very pains which he took to assimilate it. There was all their mirth without their grossness, and his kind, affable demeanour to the female part of the company differed widely from the blunt and sometimes brutal behaviour of his comrades. “Who is that on the left of the old man?” whispered Arthur to the man who had introduced him. “That— that’s his favourite dell,” replied the man. “Nay, I mean not the woman — the, man upon her left. ” “Why, I know not — he’s none of us — strayed in like you to share the re- velry, I fancy, — though, if he takes not better care of his eyes and hands, an inch or two of cold iron will pay his reckoning. I think he dallies too much with the mort.” The cool, even tone in which this annunciation of probable murder was uttered, rendered the communication more startling to Arthur than if it had been made with a vindictive exclama- tion or suppressed groan ; and he looked anxiously and steadily on the stranger, whose gallant bearing more and more attracted him. The latter had observed him more than once bending his eyes on him, and was not apparently pleased with the strictness of his scrutiny. Twice, when their eyes met, the stranger had checked a rising frown by emptying the horn which he held in his hand ; the third time he set it dov^n untasted, and, fixing on Arthur ? look of calm commanding dignity, which seemed more native to him than aught around, exclaimed, in a deep and powerful accent, — “Friend, wherefore peer you so 464 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. steadily this way ? If you have aught to say, out with it — if not, reserve your ogling for some of the fair eyes near you.” Arthur felt abashed beneath the rebuke which his solicitude for this in- dividual had exposed him to, and he could only mutter in reply something about the young damsel beside him. “Ah! ah!” replied the stranger, resuming his good humour, “it is to her your looks were sent? Soul of Bruce ! but she is well worthy of your wonder. Never — and I have seen many bright eyes — have I lighted on a pair so witching.” Then, turning to the ob- ject of these praises, he took her hand, and whispered in her ear something, which, though inaudible to those pre- sent, was evidently of no unpleasing nature, as her dimpling cheek unques- tionably testified. The patriarch had viewed, for some time, with ill - dissembled anger, the approaches of the stranger to the tem- porary sovereign of his affections. But whether he thought them becoming too close, or was enraged at the placidity with which they were received, his in- dignation now burst out, and as is usual in matters of violence, the weight of his vengeance fell heaviest on the weaker individual. He smote the girl violently on the cheek, and, addressing the stranger in a voice hoarse with passion, poured forth a torrent of words which were to Arthur utterly unintelligble. The stranger, who did not seem to understand the expressions of this ad- dress, could not, however, mistake its meaning. The language of passion is universal — and the flashing eye and shrivelled brow of the Egyptian chief were too unequivocal to be misunder- stood. He remained silent but a ‘ moment, and then, drawing from his bosom a purse, apparently well-filled, he took out a golden Jacobus, and j^roffered it to the patriarch, as a peace- ofiering to his awakened anger. The fire of indignation fled from the old man’s eyes as they lighted on the gold, but they were instantaneously lighted up by a fiercer and more deadly mean- ing. Arthur could observe significant looks circulating among the men, who also began to speak to one another in a jargon unintelligible to him. He felt convinced that the purse which the in- cautious stranger had produced had de- termined. them to destroy him ; and, prepossessed with this idea, he saw at once the necessity of the keenest obser- vation, and of the danger which attended his scrutiny being detected. He pre- tended to begin to feel the influence of the potations in which he had indulged, and apparently occupied himself in toy- ing with the willing dell who sat beside him. He now perceived one or two of the men rise, and proceed to the several openings of the cave, evidently to see that no one approached from without, or perhaps to cut off retreat. He saw, too, that they plied the stranger and himself with wine and ale ; and, more convincing than all, he perceived on the darkening brow and gleaming eye of the hoary Egyptian, the awakening excitement of a murderous design. The stranger, in the meantime, apparently unconscious of the peril he was in, be- gan again to bandy kind words and looks with the favourite of the chief. The old man looked grimly on, but did not now seem to wish to interrupt •the dalliance. Suddenly he drew his hand from his bosom. It was filled with a dagger, which he raised high, evidently with the intention of slaying the unguarded stranger, who was too much occupied with the eyes and hands of the beauty to perceive his villanous intention. Arthur, who at the moment was lift- ing to his mouth the ponderous pewter “stoup,” or flagon, containing the ale on which the Egyptians were regaling, saw the wretch’s intent, and on the im- pulse of the moment flung the vessel at THE COURT CAVE. 465 the lifted hand. His aim was fortu- nately true ; the villain’s arm fell power- less by his side, while the dagger flew to a considerable distance. Arthur then rose, and crying hastily to the stranger to defend himself, drew his blade and made towards him. The stranger had perceived the in- tended blow, though, entangled as he at the moment was, he would unquestion- ably have fallen a victim to it. He now leaped hastily up, and exclaiming loudly, '^Mortede ma vie! — Treason !” drew out his sword, and looked for the foe. Ar- thur now joined him, and, setting their backs to the rocky wall of the cave, they prepared to defend themselves against the enraged gipsies, whO) now shouting wildly, drew from under their cloaks long sharp knives, which they bran- dished furiously in their faces. The stranger swept his sword around him in a manner that proved him a practised master, and Arthur manfully seconding him, the Egyptians were kept completely at bay, for none seemed daring enough to trust himself within the sweep of the stranger’s sword, or that of his new companion. But it was only while they could keep their backs to the rocky wall that they could hope to cope with their savage enemies, who, though they did not come near enough to stab, surrounded them as nearly as they could, and yelled and shouted like so many disappointed fiends. There was apparently no means of escape, though there might be of resistance, as the moment they quitted the wall their backs would have been exposed to the daggers of the infuriated assassins. Arthur perceived, too, to his dismay, that sure means were taken to ren- der their length of sword unavailing. Several women were clambering up the rock behind them carrying large blan- kets and other cloths, clearly for the purpose of throwing over their swords and themselves, and thus yielding them up a fettered prey to these ruffians. All ( 8 ) hope of escape died in his bosom as he discovered the well-laid design, and he was about to rush on the savages, and at least sell his life dearly, when he observed the women who carried the blankets pause and look upwards. He too looked up, and saw, with a consternation that for a moment unmanned him, an immense fragment of loose rock in the very act of being removed from its im- memorial resting-place, and precipitated on their heads. “Holy Virgin! help us, or we are lost ! ” exclaimed the youth ; and the prayer had hardly left his lips ere the threatened engine of their destruction was converted into the means of their immediate escape. The ponderous stone dropped so far directly on its fatal errand, that Arthur instinctively crouched be- neath the apparently inevitable blow ; but encountering a few feet only above his head a projecting piece of rock, it rebounded from the side of the cave in a slanting direction, and, falling clear of its intended victims, smote to the earth the hoary head of the patriarch. He fell beneath the huge fragment, which hid from their sight the face and neck of the Egyptian ; but the convulsive writh- ings of the unhappy man, which for a moment contorted his frame, only to leave it in utter stillness, told plainly that his long career had ceased, and that the man of blood had become the victim of his own pitiless design. The Egyptians, panic-struck by this sudden death-blow, set up a loud and stunning wail, as they crowded round the body of their chief ; but the stranger and Arthur stayed not to observe their farther demeanour, and, taking advan- tage of the opening among their ene- mies, which was now afforded them, sprang out of the cave, and ascended at the top of their speed to the brow of the eminence behind it. They continued their rapid walk for some time in silence, induced, no doubt, by the tumultuous nature of their feel- 2 G I 466 BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, ings, and the violence of their present exertion. At length, having entered a few yards into a wood, which then de- corated the place, though soon after to be converted into keel and timbers for the “Great Michael,” the stranger halted, and, taking Arthur by the hand, said breathlessly, — “By Saint Andrew, young sir, you have done us this day good service. I never thought to have been so indebted to a pint-stoup, trow me.” “ But what sorrow tempted you, man,” replied Arthur, rather crossly, “ to play the fool with the old villain’s dearie in yon wild sort of fashion ; and, above all, what induced you to flourish your well-filled purse in the eyes of those who love gold better than any- thing else save blood?” “ Whim — chance— thought at one time. It is long since cunning men have told me that I shall die for a woman, and, by the Bruce’s soul ! I thought the hour had come. As for my Jacobuses, I rejoice I saved them from the filching crew, as they will serve for an earnest — a poor one, to be sure — of my thankfulness to my brave deliverer;” and so saying, he drew from his bosom the purse which had excited the fatal cupidity of the Egyptians, and gracefully proffered it to the youth. Arthur had all along suspected — nay, felt assured — that his companion was of a rank superior to his appearance ; and, had it not been so, his prpsent conduct would have convinced him. “Whoever you are, sir,” said he, “ that in this lowly guise speak the lan- guage and the sentiments of a noble-born, your own heart will, I know, convince you that I dare not accept your gold. The service I rendered you I would have rendered to the poorest carle in Fife, but were it ten times greater than it was, it must not be repaid with coin.” “ All are not carles who wear hodden gray and blue bonnets with you, I find,” replied the stranger, smiling approv- ingly. But come, if gold cannot repay the service you have done me, tell me what can.” “ Nothing in your power to perform,” replied Arthur, calmly. “Try,” continued the stranger; “I bear with me a talisman which can command all objects which men in general desire. Choose, then — wealth, worship, or a fair wife ! ” There was something so frank, open, yet condescending, in the tone and ap- pearance of this extraordinary stranger, that Arthur could not resist their fas- cinating influence, and although he could not imagine that any interference on the part of his new friend would produce the slightest change in the stern sentence of Walter Colville, he communicated to him a general outline of his present situation. The stranger listened attentively to the detail — then demanded how far distant the dwelling of Colville was ; and, on being informed of its near vici- nity to the spot on which they then stood, declared his intention of imme- diately proceeding thither and using his influence in Arthur’s behalf. The latter opposed this resolution but faintly ; for, though he was, as we have said, utterly at a loss to conceive how his cause was to be benefited by the proffered kindness of the stranger, • yet a vague and almost latent hope of still obtaining Edith never entirely for- sook him. He conducted the stranger through the wood, therefore, by the path which led most directly to the house of Bal- meny. On reaching the skirt of the forest, it was agreed that the former should proceed alone to the dwelling of Colville, and that Arthur should remain where he was, and await the result. THE COURT CAVE. 467 Chapter II. The stranger set out on his voluntary mission at a rapid pace, and soon arrived at the house. The door stood open, and he entered with the careless saun- tering air of one entirely indifferent as to the welcome he might be greeted with. He found Colville seated apparently in no very pleasant humour, and his daugh- ter, bustling about among the servant- maidens, wearing on her flushed cheek and suffused eye undoubted symptoms of the sorrow with which the morning’s adventure had afflicted her. “ Give you good-e’en, gudeman of Balmeny,” said the stranger, seating himself, without waiting an invitation, on the bench opposite Colville. “The same to you, neebour,” said the landlord, in a tone that had little of welcome in it. A few moments’ silence now ensued, Colville evidently waiting with some impatience for the tidings which the other seemed in no haste to commu- nicate to him. But this could not last. “ Have you anything to tell, ask, or deliver, friend?” at last said Colville. “ This bright-e’ed maiden is the bonny lass of Balmeny, I’m thinking,” was the unreplying answer. “That is my daughter, truly,” said the landlord, becoming more and more impatient ; “does your coming concern her?” “That it does,” replied the stranger. “ There’s an auld bye word, that Houl fish and fair daughters are nae keeping ware.’ This fair May is the object of my visit ; in short, gudeman, I come awooing.” At the sound of this magnetic word, a universal commotion arose in the dwelling of Colville. The maiden, who was its object, surveyed the stranger with indignation and surprise ; the ser- vants whispered and tittered among each other; and Colville seemed for a moment about to give vent to the feelings of his anger, when the current of his feelings suddenly changed, and, directing a look of malicious joy to his daughter, he addressed the stranger — “ W elcome, wooer — welcome. Come, lasses, set meat and drink before this gentle here ; as the auld Earl of Dou- glas said, ‘ It’s ill arguing between a fu’ man and a fasting.’ ” The order was obeyed with great readiness by the serving maidens, who set before the stranger the household bread and cheese, and a bicker of no scanty dimensions, containing the ream- ing ale for which Scotland has been so long famous. There was a malicious merriment twinkling from every eye as the scene went on ; for all knew well that the over-strained kindness of the host was soon to be converted into outrage- ous and overwhelming abuse of the guest. The stranger, however, seemed either not to notice or to slight these indications. He partook heartily of the good cheer set before him, and amused himself by re turning with good-humoured smiles the stolen looks of the simpering maidens. He looked in vain, however, for Edith, who had retired from the place. “ And now,” said Colville, who began to think the stranger somewhat more at ease than he could have wished, “ Your name, wooer?” “ My name?” said the stranger, somewhat embarrassed. “ Ay, your name — all men have a name. Knaves [laying an emphasis on the word] many.” “True, gudeman, true. My name, then, is Stuart — ^James Stuart. I hope it pleases you ?” “ The name is the best in the land,” said the old man, touching his bonnet. As to the wearer — hem! — ‘a Stuarts 468 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, are no sib to the king’, ye ken. What countryman are you ?” “ I was born at Stirling,” said the stranger. “Ay, ay, it may be, it may be,” replied Walter Colville ; “ but, to bring the matter to a point, what lands and living hae ye, friend ? ” “ Sometimes less, sometimes more,” replied the stranger, “as I happen to be in the giving or the taking humour. At the lowest ebb, however, I think they are at least worth all that ever called a Colville master.” / “ Faith, and that’s a bauld word, neebour,” cried Colville, bitterly — “and one that, I’m jalousing, you’ll find it difficult to make gude.” “ At your own time it shall be proved, gudeman ; but it is not for myself I come to woo the bonny lass of Balmeny. I am, thanks to a wise old man who sits in Windsor, wived already.” ‘ ‘ And who, in Beelzebub’s name, may you be blackfit for?” demanded Colville, rising in wrath. ‘ ‘ Give your daughter to the youth I shall name, and I will, on her wedding- day, fill you up one lippie with the red gold, and five running o’er with silver.” “ Give her ! To whom ?” “To one who loves her dearly; and, what is more, is dearly loved in return, old man.” “ Who is he?” reiterated Colville. ‘ ‘ One who is worthy already of the hand of the best ae daughter of any laird in Fife ; and who, ere to-morrow’s sun sets, will be wealthier than your- self.” “ Who — who — who is he ?” cried the old man, stamping in a paroxysm of rage. “Arthur Winton ! ” said the stranger. The anger of Colville, when this un- pleasing name was uttered, almost over- whelmed him. ‘ ‘ Out of my doors, you rascally im- postor,” at length he was able to ex- claim ; “ out of my doors ! Swith away to the minion who sent you here, an you would wish not to taste the disci- pline of the whip, or to escape being worried by the tykes.” To the stranger, the anger of the old man, instead of fear, seemed only to occa- sion merriment. He laughed so heartily at the violence into which the rage of his host seduced him, that the tears actually stood in his eyes — conduct that naturally increased the passion which it fed on. The servants stood looking on in silent wonder ; and Edith, startled by the noise of the discordant sounds, re- turned to the place in wonder and alarm. An unexpected termination was sud- denly put to the scene by the entrance of Arthur Winton. His cheek was flushed with haste ; and he was so breathless that he could hardly ex- claim, — “ Save yourself, sir stranger, by in- stant flight ; the Egyptians have tracked our path hither, and are pursuing us here with numbers ten times exceeding those we encountered in the cave.” “ Let them come,” said the stranger, with a smile ; “ Egyptians though they be, they cannot eat through stone walls or oaken doors. We will carouse with- in while they howl without, and drink the dirige of their chief.” Arthur said nothing, but looked doubtingly at Colville. “And do you really imagine, worthy youth, and no less worthy blackfit, that I am to have my house sieged, my cattle stolen, and my corn carried off, to shield you from the consequences of your drunken brawls? Not I, by the cat of the blessed Bride. Out of my doors, ye caitiffs, — they can but slay you, and the whittle has crossed the craig of mony a better fellow than any of ye twasome is likely to prove. Begone, I say.” “Nay, my dear father,” said Edith, imploringly, “do not drive them forth now ; the Egyptians are approaching the house — they cannot escape.” “And they shall not stay here,” re- THE COURT CAVE. 469 plkd the old man, harshly, the tone of agony in which Edith’s entreaties were uttered recalling all the bitterness of his feelings against Arthur. “At least, Walter Colville,” said Arthur, “save this stranger. He can- not have offended you. It was on my errand he came hither. I will go forth alone. Perhaps one victim may suf- fice.” “Nay, brave youth, ”said the stranger, “we go together. Farewell, old man. You are a Scot, and yet have betrayed your guest. You are a Colville, and the first of the line that ever turned his back upon a Stuart at his utmost need.” The tone and sentiment of these words had a powerful effect on Walter Colville. A momentary confusion rested on his countenance, and then, with a smile ill put on, he said, — “Come, come, sirs ; I but joked wi’ ye. Did you really think that Walter Colville would abandon to his enemy any who have bitten his bannock, and kissed his cup as you have done ? Na, na ; here you are safe while the auld wa’s stand. Sit down. I’ll go above and look out for the landloupers. ” The old man left the place accord- ingly, and Arthur, seizing the oppor- tunity, retired to one corner with Edith, where the nature of their conversation could be only guessed from the animated looks and gestures of the affectionate pair. The stranger in the meantime strode up and down the place, regardless of the affrighted servants, singing to him- self — ** O whaur will 1 get a bonny boy. That will win hose and shoon ; That will rin to Lord Barnard’s yett. And bid his ladye come?” “What say you, my little man?” he continued, addressing a boy of twelve or thirteen years, who sat before the fire, sharing, with a shaggy collie, the contents of an ample cog, altogether unheeding the agitation which reigned around him ; “ will you run to Wemyss Castle with a message to Sir David ?” “ I’ the noo ! ” said the boy, looking up with an air expressive of the sense of the unparalleled oppression proposed in interrupting him during the sacred ceremony of supper. The stranger laughed, and drawing from his bosom the purse we have so often spoken of, he displayed a Jacobus, and offered it to the boy. “ Na, I’ll no gang for the yellow bawbee,” said the urchin ; “but if ye’ll gie me the braw whittle, ril rin.” The stranger imme- diately put into his hand the dagger he coveted, and drawing him aside, con- veyed to him in whispers the message he was to deliver. Walter Colville now re-entered, and informed them that he had reconnoitred the Egyptians, who, including women and children, seemed to amount to above a hundred. “ Could I but get this younker be- yond their clutches,” said the stranger, “a short half hour would disperse them like the leaves in autumn.” Colville stared at this avowal, but was silent. The conviction of Arthur, that the speaker was not what he seemed, now seized on his mind also, but it appeared to inspire him with no plea- sant feeling ; on the contrary, anxiety deepened on his countenance the more and more he gazed on the handsome features of his guest, and the wild shouts of the Egyptians, which he had previously heard with comparative in- difference, now evidently inspired him with the deepest terror. It was agreed at length that the boy should make the attempt. To get him out of the house, without endangering the inmates, was comparatively easy, as the Egyptians as yet stood at some distance from the door. Once out, they had only his own ready wit and speed of foot to trust to. While Colville 470 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, and Arthur therefore undid with due caution the massive bars and bolts which protected the oaken door, the stranger, anxious to witness the success of his messenger, ascended to the upper storey, and stood at the open casement. He was immediately observed by the Egyptians, who set up a yell of savage impatience at the sight, the men bran- dishing their weapons, and the women waving their arms, as if threatening vengeance against him. Their attention was now, however, directed from him to the youthful mes- senger, who approached towards them undauntedly. They went forward to meet him. ‘‘The master sent me to see what ye’re a’ here for, ” said the boy. “Tell him,” said one of the Egyp- tians harshly, “we are come to demand the two strangers who have just entered his dwelling. Let him give them to our vengeance, and we will depart peaceably — not a feather or a rag of his shall be scathed by us.” “ And what if he shouldna just agree to this ? ” said the boy, edging towards the west, covering the manoeuvre, as if retiring towards the house. “ If he refuse us, woe unto him. We will leave him neither corn nor cattle, kith nor kin ; burn his house with fire, and his own red blood shall lapper on his cold hearth-stone.” “Haith, carle, you maun tell him that yoursel,” said the boy, as with one wild bound he sprung from the group, and, with the speed of a grayhound, made for the wood. There was a cry of disappointment burst forth from the Egyptians as they perceived his intention, and many set out in pursuit. The chase was viewed with deep interest by the inmates of the house — for Colville, Edith, and Arthur Winton had now joined the stranger. The wood was not far distant ; the boy was famous for his swiftness of foot ; and they could see that his pursuers were falling fast behind. To their dis- may, however, they perceived at length that there was a powerful dog among the number, who continued the chase after all his human competitors had abandoned it in despair. He gained fast upon the boy. “He is lost!” said Edith, piteously; “ that villanous dog will tear him to pieces.” But the event belied the maiden’s fear. Just as the ferocious ' animal seemed about to seize him, the boy was seen to turn upon his pursuer. The dog gave a loud howl, and fell to the ground, and the stranger could perceive his own dagger gleaming in the stripling’s hand, as he waved it in triumph o’er his head ere he dis- appeared among the trees. “ I could stake an earldom, ” said the stranger exultingly, “on that boy’s proving a noble soldier ! By the soul of Bruce, he can both fight and flee. ” Colville’s terror, as he listened to these words, fairly mastered the com- posure which he had hitherto affected. He took off his bonnet, and bending lowly to the stranger, said in a tremulous voice — “In Heaven’s name, say, oh! say, sir, you are not the king ! ” “Even so, good Walter, James of Scotland stands before you. Are you sorry to see me? By Saint Andrew, I had hoped ‘should be welcome to every honest * house, -^ay, and every honest heart',, in my dominions. ” Walter had dropped on his knee as the truth, which he had for some time suspected, was confirmed to him, and, looking up to his royal guest, while tears stood in his eyes — “Welcome, my noble prince ; what is it of Walter Colville’s, from the bodle in his purse to the last drop of his heart’s blood, that the king’s not welcome to ? I and mine, my liege, have fought, and bled, and died for the royal house. But to see your grace here in peril, surrounded by so many villains, and this old arm alone left to assist you ! Oh ! for the THE COURT CAVE, 471 six braw fellows that I have seen prancing on yonder lea, — they would have cleared a way for your highness through them all ! ” “ Never fear for me, Walter Colville ; I am not doomed to fall by a brawl of this kind, or in mine own land y — so runs the rede.” The king now turned round, and per- ceived Arthur and Edith, who had re- tired to a little distance. When they saw they were observed, they advanced and would have kneeled ; but the prince prevented this. He took them both by the hand, and imprinted on the lips of Edith a kiss, savouring as much of warm affection as of kingly courtesy. Their attention was now directed to the operations of the Egyptians. They perceived, with some surprise, that a considerable number of them left the rest, and made for the wood, and that those who remained ceased the yelling manifestations of sorrow and revenge which had so affrighted Edith. “ They are meditating a retreat, me- thinks,” said the king. ‘‘ I fear, my liege,” said Colville, “they are rather planning some mode of successful assault ; ” and the return of the Egyptians too soon verified the apprehension. They bore with them the trunk of a fallen' tree, and the be- sieged at once saw the use for which this powerful -engine wa.s intended. “ My door can nevef withstand the shock of a ram like this,” cried Walter; “ they will force a passage, and out and alas ! your highness will be murdered — murdered in the house of Balmeny ! ” James was proverbially brave, but it cannot be denied that he looked a little grave as he perceived the ponderous engine borne along, which in all proba- bility would, in a few minutes, lay open the passage to a band of miscreants thirsting for his blood, and against whose rage the bravery of himself and his friends seemed a poor defence. “Let the worst come to the worst,” said he at length, “ we three will make good this staircase for a stricken hour at least ; before then the rescue must arrive.” The king, Colville, and Arthur now sought the floor below ; Edith, with the serving-maidens, being stationed above, to be, in case of the Egyptians forcing an entry, still within the defence of the stair. The door was of massive oak, studded with iron nails, and supported by three iron bolts of considerable thickness. An additional defence was now added in the shape of planks placed diagonally under these bolts, and for a few mo- ments the besieged imagined it might withstand the efforts of the assailants. But a few strokes of the tree soon showed the fallacy of this hope. The door shook under the first blow, and ere a score had been given, the yielding hinges showed that the Egyptians had well calculated the force of their in- strument. “ It must be cold steel that saves us after all,” said the king, retreating to the staircase. “ Oh, that I and all my kin were stark dead on this floor, and your high- ness safe on Falkland green !” exclaimed Colville, wringing his wrinkled hands, and following. They had scarcely gained their in- tended position at the upper landing of the staircase, when, yielding to a desperate stroke, the door flew open, and the infuriated Egyptians, shouting, made their way' to the ir^irior. Not finding those they soueV. below, they next proceeded to a^^.nd the stair. This, however, was ar ^ascent fatal to all who attempted it. ""Corpse after corpse fell backward J nong the enraged ruffians under the blows of the king and Arthur, until no one could be found daring enough to attempt the passage. “Let us smeek them in their hive,” at length c%ed a hoarse voice, “ and so let them eff her roast or come forth. ” A shout of approbation followed this 472 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, advice, and, while a chosen few re- mained to guard the stair, the remainder roamed about the house collecting to- gether everything which could assist their diabolical design. The king’s heart, and that of his brave companions, sunk as they heard this resistless plan of destruction pro- posed and set about. It was for a moment only, however, for suddenly they heard the clear sweet voice of Edith exclaiming, ‘‘We are saved, we are saved ! yonder comes the Lord of Wemyss and his gallant followers ! ” and immediately after the maiden her- self appeared to reiterate the tidings. “Are you sure of what you say, Edith?” asked the king eagerly. “How do the horsemen ride ? ” “As if their coursers were winged,” replied Edith, “all of them; but one who backs a gray steed of surpassing power, is far before the rest, and ever and anon turns round, as if upbraidingly, to his followers.” “ My trusty David ! ” exclaimed the king, with emotion, “well wert thou worthy of the gallant gray ! ” There was now heard a peculiar shout from among the Egyptians without, which was rightly interpreted as a s;^al of retreat ; for it was immediately followed by the evacuation of the house ; and s'O speedy and simultaneous was their flight, that the king could only perceive ^he latest of the tribe as they made for the wood, leaving to Wemyss and his companions a deserted field and an open entrances''. “ Thanks, Da<^‘d, for this timely res- cue, ” said the king^^ as the knight bended the knee before him. “By my crown, the spurs were well bestowed on one who can so fairly use them ! ” James, followed by Sir David, Wal- ter, Arthur, and the rest, now led the way to the upper chamber where the immoderate joy and hospitality of the old man displayed itself in the most substantial form; When they had caroused for some time, the king, turn- ing to Colville, said, — ‘ ‘ Mine host, did I hear rightly when you said there was nothing beneath this roof-tree to which I was not welcome?” “Your highness heard rightly.” “Give me then this fair maiden. We kings, you know, seldom choose the least valuable of our subjects’ chattels.” “Your grace may command me,” said Colville, though somewhat hesitat- ingly, for he saw the turn which things were taking. “And you too, sweet Edith?” said the king, again saluting the blushing girl ; and then, without waiting for an answer, continued, ‘ ‘ that you may all know, my lieges, that we accept your benevolences merely for your own bene- fits, I give away this treasure, tempting as it is, to one who has well deserved the favour at our hand. Take her, Arthur, and confess that I have found a way to repay the debt I owed you. Receive his hand, fair maiden, and if it will add anything to its value in your eyes, know that it has this day saved a king’s life.” The old man’s sentiments in regard to Arthur Winton had been undergoing a change imperceptible even to himself, from the moment he had perceived him the companion and probable favourite of the king ; but the revolution was completed when he was made acquainted with the particulars of his interference in the royal behalf, — a merit which in his eyes would have outweighed a thousand faults in his intended son-in-law. King James shortly afterwards left the house of Balmeny amid the blessings of its inmates ; and to close our tale, we have only to add, that the gift of the monarch was shortly after confirmed at the altar, where Edith became the happy bride of Arthur Winton ; and that the royal gratitude flowed freely on the wedded pair, as any w^ho chooses to pursue the time-worn records of the Great Seal may satisfy himself. HELEN WATERS, 473 HELEN WATERS: A TRADITIONARY TALE OF THE ORKNEYS, By John Malcolm. The lost, the castaway on desert isles. Or rocks of ocean, where no human aid Can reach them more. The mountains of Hoy, the highest of the Orkney Islands, rise abruptly out of the ocean to an elevation of fifteen hundred feet, and terminate on one side in a cliff, sheer and stupendous, as if the mountain had been cut down through the middle, and the severed portion of it buried in the sea. Immediately on the landward side of this precipice lies a soft green valley, embosomed among huge black cliffs, where the sound of the human voice, or the report of a gun, is reverberated among the rocks, where it gradually dies away into faint and fainter echoes. The hills are intersected by deep and dreary glens, where the hum of the world is never heard, and the only voices of life are the bleat of the lamb and the shriek of the eagle ; — even the sounds of inanimate nature are of the most dole- ful kind. The breeze wafts not on its wings the whisper of the woodland ; for there are no trees in the island, and the roar of the torrent-stream and the sea’s eternal moan for ever sadden these solitudes of the world. The ascent of the mountains is in some parts almost perpendicular, and in all exceedingly steep ; but the admirer of nature in her grandest and most striking aspects will be amply compensated for his toil, upon reaching their summits, by the magnificent prospect which they afford. Towards the north and east, the vast expanse of ocean, and the islands, with their dark heath-clad hills, their green vales, and gigantic cliffs, expand below as far as the eye can reach. The view towards the south is bounded by the lofty mountains of Scarabin and Morven, and by the wild hills of Strathnaver and Cape Wrath, stretching towards the west. In the direction of the latter, and far away in mid-ocean, may be seen, during clear weather, a barren rock, called Sule Skerry, which superstition in former days had peopled with mermaids and monsters of the deep. This solitary spot had been long known to the Orca- dians as the haunt of seafowl and seals, and was the scene of their frequent shooting excursions, though such peril- ous adventures have been long since abandoned. It is associated in my mind with a wild tale, which I have heard in my youth, though I am uncertain whether or not the circumstances which it narrates are yet in the memory of living men. On the opposite side of the moun- tainous island of which I speak, and divided from it by a frith of several miles in breadth, lie the flat serpentine shores of the principal island or main- land, where, upon a gentle slope, at a short distance from the sea-beach, may still be traced the site of a cottage, once the dwelling of a humble couple of the name of Waters, belonging to that class of small proprietors which forms the connecting link betwixt the gentry and the peasantry. Their only child Helen, at the time to which my narrative refers, was just budding into womanhood ; and though uninitiated into what would now be considered the indispensable requisites of female education, was yet not alto- 474 .THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. gether unaccomplished for the simple times in which she lived ; and, though a child of nature, had a grace beyond the reach of art, untaught and unteach- able. There was a softness and deli- cacy in her whole demeanour, never looked for and seldom found in the humble sphere of life to which she be- longed. Yet her beauty did not startle or surprise, but stole over the heart almost insensibly, like the gentle fall of the summer evenings of her own native isles, and, like that, produced in the beholder an emotion almost allied to sadness. Such a being was not likely to be appreciated by the rude and common- place minds by whom she was sur- rounded, and with whom a rosy cheek and a laughing eye constitute the beau- ideal of woman ; but she awakened a world of romance in one young heart, with which her own gentle bosom shared the feelings she inspired. Henry Graham, the lover of Helen Waters, was the son of a small proprie- tor in the neighbourhood ; and being of the same humble rank with herself, and, though not rich, removed from poverty, their views were undisturbed by the dotage of avarice or the fears of want, and the smiles of approving friends seemed to await their approach- ing union. The days of courtship were drawing towards a close, and the period of their marriage was at last condescended upon by the bride. Among the midd- ling and lower classes of society in the Orkneys, it is customary for the bridegroom to invite the wedding-guests in person ; for which purpose, a few days previous to the marriage, young Graham, accompanied by his friend, took a boat and proceeded to the island of Hoy, to request the attendance of a family residing there ; which done, on the following day they joined a party of young men upon a shooting excursion to Rackwick, a village romantically situated on the opposite side of the island. They left the house of their friends on a bright, calm, autumnal morning, and began to traverse the wild and savage glens which intersect the hills, where their progress might be guessed at by the reports of their guns, which gradually became faint and fainter among tdie mountains, and at last died away altogether in the dis- tance. That night and the following day passed, and they did not return to the house of their friends ; but the weather being extremely fine, it was supposed they had extended their excursion to the opposite coast of Caithness, or to some of the neighbouring islands, so that their absence created no alarm whatever. The same conjectures also quieted the anxieties of the bride, until the morning previous to that of the mar- riage, when her alarm could no longer be suppressed. A boat was manned in all haste, and dispatched to Hoy in quest of them, but did not return during that day nor the succeeding night. The morning of the wedding-day dawned at last, bright and beautiful, but still no intelligence arrived of the bridegroom and his party; and the hope which lingered to the last, that they would still make their appearance in time, had prevented the invitations from being postponed, so that the marriage party began to assemble about mid-day. While the friends were all in amaze- ment, and the bride in a most pitiable state, a boat was seen crossing from Hoy, and hope once more began to revive ; but, upon landing her passen- gers, they turned out to be the mem- bers of the family invited from that island, whose surprise at finding how matters stood was equal to that of the other friends. Meantime all parties united in their endeavours to cheer the poor bride ; for which purpose it was agreed that the HELEN WATERS. 475 company should remain, and that the festivities should go on, — an arrange- ment to which the guests the more wil- lingly consented, from a lingering hope that the absentees would still make their appearance, and partly with a view to divert in some measure the intense and painful attention of the bride from the untoward circumstance ; while she, on the other hand, from feelings of hospitality, exerted herself, though with a heavy heart, to make her guests as comfortable as possible ; and, by the very endeavour to put on an appearance of tranquillity, acquired so much of the reality as to prevent her from sinking altogether under the weight of her fears. Meantime the day advanced, the fes- tivities went on, and the glass began to circulate so freely, that the absence of the principal actor of the scene was so far forgotten, that at length the music struck up, and dancing cdmmenced with all the animation which that exercise in- spires among the natives of Scotland. Things were going on in this way, when, towards night, and during one of the pauses of the dance, a loud rap was heard at the door, and a gleam of hope ' was seen to lighten every face, when there entered, not the bridegroom and his party, but a wandering lunatic, named Annie Fae, well known and not a little feared in all that country-side. Her garments were little else than a collection of fantastic and party-coloured rags, bound close around her waist with a girdle of straw, and her head had no other covering than the dark tangled locks that hung, snake-like, over her wild and weather-beaten face, from which peered forth her small, deep-sunk eyes, .gleaming with the baleful light of insanity. Before the surprise and dismay excited by her sudden and unwelcome appear- ance had subsided, she addressed the company in the following wild and in- coherent manner: — “Hech, sirs, but here’s a merry meeting indeed, — a fine company, by my faith ; plenty o’ gude meat and drink here, and nae expense spared ! Aweel, it’s no a’ lost neither ; this blithe bridal will mak a braw burial, and the same feast will do for baith. But what’s the folk a’ glowering at? I’se warrant now ye’re cursing Annie Fae for spoiling your sport. But ye ken I maun just say my say, and that being done. I’ll no detain you langer, but jog on my journey ; only I wad just hint, that, for decency’s sake, ye suld stop that fine fiddling and dancing ; for ye may weel believe that thae kind o’ things gie nae great pleasure to the dead ! ” Having thus delivered herself, she made a low curtsey, and brushed out of the house, leaving the company in that state of painful excitement which, in such circumstances, even the ravings of a poor deranged wanderer could not fail to produce. In this state we, too, will leave them for the present, and proceed with the party who set off on the preceding day in search of the bridegroom and his friends. The latter were traced to Rackwick ; but there no intelligence could be gained, except that, some days previous, a boat, having on board several sportsmen, had been seen put- ting off from the shore, and sailing away in the direction of Sule Skerry. The weather continuing fine, the searching party hired a large boat, and proceeded to that remote and solitary rock, upon which, as they neared it, they could discover nothing, except swarms of seals, which immediately began to flounder towards the water- edge. Upon landing, a large flock of sea-fowl arose from the centre of the rock with a deafening scream ; and upon approaching the spot, they beheld, with dumb amazement and horror, the dead bodies of the party of whom they had come in search, but so mangled and 476 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. disfigured by the seals and sea-fowl, that they could barely be recognised. It appeared that these unfortunates, upon landing, had forgot their guns in the boat, which had slipt from her fastenings, and left them upon the rock, where they had at last perished of cold and hunger. Fancy can but feebly conceive, and still less can words describe, the feelings with which the lost men must have beheld their bark drifting away over the face of the waters, and found themselves abandoned in the vast solitude of the ocean. Their sensations must have resembled his who wakens in the grave from a death-like trance, to find him- self buried alive ! With what agony must they have gazed upon the distant sails, gliding away over the deep, but keeping far aloof from the rock of desolation, and have heard the shrieks which they sent over the flood, in the vain hope of their reaching some distant ship, mocked by the doleful scream of the sea-fowl ! How must their horrors have been aggravated by the far-off view of their native hills, lifting their lonely peaks above the wave, and awakening the dreadful consciousness that they were still within the grasp of humanity, yet no arm stretched forth to save them ; while the sun was riding high in the heavens, and the sea basking in his beams below, and nature looking with reckless smiles upon their dying agonies ! As soon as the stupor of horror and amazement had subsided, the party placed the dead bodies in their boat, and, crowding all sail, stood for the Orkneys. They landed at night upon the beach, immediately below the house where the wedding guests were assem- bled ; and there, while they were debat- ing in what manner to proceed, were overheard by the insane wanderer, the result of whose visit has already been described. She had scarcely left the house, when a low sound of voices was heard ap- proaching. An exclamation of joy broke from the bride. She rushed out of the >house with outstretched arms to embrace her lover, and the next moment, with a fearful shriek, fell upon his corpse! With that shriek reason and memory passed away for ever. She' was carried to bed delirious, and died towards morn- ing. The bridal was changed into a burial, and Helen Waters and her lover slept in the same grave ! LEGEND OF THE LAEGE MOUTH. By Robert Chambers, LL.D. Here’s a large mouth indeed !” Shakspeare — King John. Arriving one evening at an inn in Glasgow, I was shown into a room v/hich already contained a promiscuous assemblage of travellers. Amongst these gentlemen — commercial gentlemen chiefly. — there was one whose features struck me as being the most ill-favoured I had ever beheld. He was a large, pursy old man, with a forehead “villan- ous low,” hair like bell-ropes, eyes the smallest and most porkish of all pos- sible eyes, and a nose which showed no more prominence in a side-view than that of the moon, as exhibited in her LEGEND OF THE LARGE MOUTH, Ml first quarter upon a freemason’s apron. All these monstrosities were, however, as beauties, as absolute perfections, com- pared with the mouth — the enormous mouth, which, grinning beneath, formed a sort of rustic basement to the whole superstructure of his facial horrors. This mouth — if mouth it could be called, which bore so little resemblance to the mouths of mankind in general — turned full upon me as I entered, and happen- ing at the moment to be employed in a yawn, actually seemed as if it would have willingly received me into its pro- digious crater, and consigned me to the fate of Empedocles, without so much as a shoe being left to tell the tale. The company of a traveller’s room is generally very stiff, every man sitting by his own table in his own corner, with his back turned upon the rest. It was not so, however, on the present occasion. The most of the present company seemed to have been so long together in the hotel as to have become very gracious with each other ; while any recent comers, finding themselves plumped into a society already thawed and commingled, had naturally entered into the spirit of the rest. Soon dis- covering how matters stood, I joined in the conversation, and speedily found that the man with the large mouth was one of the most polite and agreeable of mankind. He was one of those old, experienced gentlemen of the road, who know everything that is necessary to be known, and are never at a loss about anything. His jokes, his anecdotes, his remarks, were all excellent, and kept the rest bound, as it were, in a chain. The best of him was, that he seemed quite at ease on the subject of his mouth. No doubt he was conscious of his preternatural ugliness — for whatever may be said about the blinding effect of self-love, and so forth, I hold that the most of people know pretty nearly how they stand as to personal attractions ; but he had none of that boggling, un- steady, un complacent deportment, so remarkable in the generality of ill-look- ing people. On the contrary, there was an air of perfect self-satisfaction about him, which told that he either was so familiar with the dreadful fact as to mind it not, or that he was a iliorough man of the world, above considering so trivial a particular, or that he was rich, and could afford to be detested. It was curious, however, that even while he almost convulsed the rest with his jokes, he never laughed in the least himself. He evidently dared not ; the guffaw of such a man must have pro- duced consequences not to be calmly contemplated. Part, indeed, of the humorous effect of his conversation arose from the cautious way in which he managed his mouth. A small aperture at one side, bearing the same proportion to the whole that the wicket of a car- riage-gate does to the whole gate itself, served for the emission of his words. Anything else would have been a mere waste of lip. On my ordering refreshment, I was informed by the company, that in con- sideration of this being the anniversary of a distinguished historical event, they had agreed to sup together in a rather more formal way than usual, and that they would be happy if I would join them. Having assented to the proposal, I began to reflect with some anxiety upon the probable conduct of the Mouth at table. How so extraordinary a fea- ture would behave, what it would ask for, after what manner it would mas- ticate, and, above all, how much it would devour, were to me subjects of the most interesting speculation. The wicket won’t do there (thought I to myself), or I’m much mistaken. Yet again, — so ran my thoughts, — many large men have been known to eat very little, while your true devourers are found to be lean, shrivelled creatures, who do not seem to be ever the better I 478 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, of it. “A large mouth,” says the Scot- tish proverb, “has always a good luck for its meat.” That may be, thought I, and yet the large mouth may be quite indifferent to what it is so sure of get- ting. All kinds of ideas connected with this subject ran through my mind ; but in the end I found it all a riddle. The Mouth might prove either gluttonous or abstemious, without exciting more sur- prise by the one event than by the other. By-and-by some one asked a waiter if supper was nearly ready, and on an answer in the affirmative being given, I observed the Mouth suddenly bustle up, and assume an air of eager promptitude that almost seemed to decide the question. The man rose, and, going to a corner of the room where his great- coat was hanging, brought forth a small package, which he proceeded to untie at a side-table. The only article it contained was a spoon, which he immediately brought forward and laid upon the table, accompanying the action with an air that might have be- fitted a surgeon in arranging his in- struments for an operation. I had no longer any doubt as to the gastronomical character of the Mouth, for here was an article that might have served in the nursery of Glumdalclitch. It was an antique silver implement, with a short handle, and a rim about four inches in diameter, like an ordinary saucer. Observing the curiosity of the company to be strongly excited, the old man showed it round with good-natured politeness, telling us that he had been so long accustomed at home to the use of this goodly article, that he could now hardly discuss either soup or dessert without it, and therefore made a point of carrying it along with him in his travels. “But, indeed, gentlemen,” said he, “ why should I make this a matter of delicacy with you? The truth is, the spoon has a history, and my mouth — none of the least, you see — has also a | history. If you feel any curiosity upon these points, I will give you a biographi- cal account of the one, and an auto- biographical account of the other, to amuse you till supper is ready.” To this frank proposal we all cordially agreed, and the old man, sitting down with the spoon in his hand, commenced a narrative which I shall here give in the third person. His mouth was the chieftain and re- presentative of a long ancestral line of illustrious and most extensive mouths, which had flourished for centuries at a place called Tullibody. According to tradition, the mouth came into the family by marriage. An ancestor of the speaker wooed, and was about to wed, a lady of great personal attractions, but no fortune, when his father inter- fered, and induced him, by the threat of disinheritation on the one hand, and the temptation of great wealth on the other, to marry another dame, the heiress of a large fortune and large mouth, both bequeathed to her by her grandfather, one of the celebrated “kail-suppers of Fife.” When his resolution was communicated to the tocherless lady, she was naturally very much enraged, and wished that the mouth of her rival might descend, in all its latitude, to the latest generation of her faithless swain’s posterity ; after which she took her bed — and married another lover, her second-best, next week, by way of revenge. The country people, who pay great attention to the sayings of ladies con- demned to wear the willow, waited anxiously for the fulfilment of her malediction, and accordingly shook their heads and had their own thoughts, when the kail - supper’s descendant brought forth a son whose mouth, even in his swaddling-clothes, reflected back credit on her own. The triumph of the ill-wisher was considered complete, when the second, the third, and all the other children, were found to be distinguished LEGEND OF THE LARGE MOUTH, 479 by this feature ; and what gave the triumph still more poignancy was, that the daughters were found to be no more exempted than the sons from the family doom. In the second generation, more- over, instead of being softened or di- luted away, the mouth rather increased, and so it had done in every successive generation since that time. The race having been very prolific, it was now spread so much that there was scarcely a face in Tullibody or the neighbour- hood altogether free of the contagion ; so that the person addressing us, who had his permanent residence there, could look round him upon several hundreds of kindred mouths, with all the patriarchal feelings of the chief of a large Highland clan. If there had been any disposition in the family to treat their fate ill-humour- edly, it would have been neutralised by ■the luck which evidently accompanied the introduction and transmission of this singular feature. So far, however, from entertaining any grudge or regret upon the subject, it had been the habit of the family to treat it as a capital joke, and to be always the first to laugh at it themselves. So much was this the case, that a wealthy representative of the family, about a century ago, founded, not an hospital or a school, but a spoon, which should be handed down from mouth to mouth as a practi- cal and traditionary jest upon the family feature, and, though not entailed, be regarded, he hoped, as a thing never to be parted with for any consideration, unless fate should capriciously contract the mouths of his descendants to such a degree as to render its use inconvenient. This elegant symbol, after passing through the hands of a long train of persons, who had each been more able than another to use it effectively, came at length into the possession of the individual now addressing us — a person evidently qualified to do full justice to the intentions of his ancestor. It was, therefore, with the apprehen- sion of something awful, that after the conclusion of the story, and the intro- duction of supper, I took a place at the well-spread board. In sitting down, I cast a look at the Mouth. It was hovering, like a prodigious rainbow, over the horizon of the table, uncertain where to pitch itself. There was an air of terrible resolution about it, which made me almost tremble for what was to ensue. It was evident that we were to have “ a scene.” The Mouth — for so it might be termed par excellence — was preferred by acclamation to the head of the table, — a distinction awarded, as I afterwards understood, not so much on account of its superior greatness, as in considera- tion of its seniority, though I am sure it deserved the pas on both accounts. The inferior and junior mouths all sat down at different distances from the great Mouth, like satellites round a mighty planet. It uttered a short, gentleman-like grace, and then began to ask its neighbours what they would have. Some asked for one thing, some for another, and in a short time all were served except itself. For its own part it complained of weak appetite, and expressed a fear that it should not be able to take anything at all. I could scarcely credit the declaration. It added, in a singularly prim tone of voice, that, for its part, it admired the taste of Beau Tibbs in Goldsmith — “Something nice, and a little will do. I hate your immense loads of meat ; that’s country all over.” Hereupon, I plucked up courage, and ventured to look at it again. It was still terrible, though placid. Its expression was that of a fresh and strong warrior, who hesitates a moment to consider into what part of a thick battle he shall plunge himself, or what foes he shall select as worthy of particular attack. Its look belied its word ; but again I was thrown back by its words belying 480 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, its look. It said to a neighbour of mine, that it thought it might perhaps manage the half of the tail of one of the herrings at his elbow, if he would be so kind as carve. Was there ever such a puzzling mouth ! I was obliged again to give credit to words ; yet again was I disappointed. My neighbour thinking it absurd to mince such a matter as a “Glasgow magistrate,” handed up a whole one to the chairman. The Mouth received it with a torrent of refusals and remonstrances, in the midst of which it began to eat, and I heard it continue to mumble forth expostulations, in a fainter and fainter tone, at the intervals of bites, for a few seconds ; till, behold, the whole corporate sub- stance of the burghal dignitary had melted away to a long meagre skele- ton ! When done, its remonstrances changed into a wonder how it should have got through so plump a fish ; it was perfectly astonishing ; it had never eaten a whole herring in its life before ; it was an unaccountable miracle. I did not hear the latter sentences of its wonderments ; but, towards the conclusion, heard the word “fowl” distinctly pronounced. The fowls lying to my hand, I found myself under the necessity of entering into conference with it, though I felt a mortal disinclina- tion to look it in the mouth, lest I should betray some symptom of emotion inconsistent with good manners. Draw- ing down my features into a resolute pucker, and mentally vowing I would speak to it though it should blast me, I cast my eyes slowly and cautiously towards it, and made inquiry as to its choice of bits. In return for my interrogation, I received a polite con- vulsion, intended for a smile, and a request, out of which I only caught the important words, “breast” and “wing.” I made haste to execute the order ; and, on handing away the desired viands, received from the mouth another grate- ful convulsion, and then, to my great relief, aU was over I Well, thought I, at this juncture, a herring and a fragment of fowl are no such great matters ; perhaps the Mouth will prove quite a natural mouth after all. In brief space, however, the chair- man’s plate was announced as again empty ; and I heard it receive, discuss, and answer various proposals of re- plenishment made to it by its more immediate neighbours. I thought I should escape ; but no — the fowl was really so good that it thought it would trouble me for another breast, if I would be so kind, &c. I was of course obliged to look at it again, in order to receive its request in proper form ; when neglecting this time my former preparations of face, I had nearly com- mitted myself by looking it full in the mouth with my eyes wide open, and without having screwed my facial muscles into their former resolute as- tringency. However, instantly appre- hending the amount of its demands, my glance at the Mouth fortunately required to be only momentary, and I found immediate relief from all danger in the ensuing business of carving. Yet even that glance was in itself a dreadful trial — it sufficed to inform me that the Mouth was now more terrible than before — that there was a fearful vivacity about it, a promptitude, an alacrity, and energy, which it did not formerly exhibit. Should this increase, thought I, it will soon be truly dreadful. I handed up a whole fowl to it, in a sort of desperation. It made no remon- strances, as in the case of the herring, at the abundance of my offering. So far from that, it seemed to forgive my disobedience with the utmost goodwill ; received the fowl, dispatched it with silence and celerity, and then began to look abroad for further prey. Indeed, it now began to crack jokes upon itself — a sportive species of suicide. It spoke of the spoon ; lamented that, after all, LEGEND OF THE LARGE MO UTIL there should be no soups at table whereon it might have exhibited itself ; and finally vowed that it would visit the deficiencies of the supper upon the dessert, even unto the third and fourth dish of blancmange. The proprietor of the mouth then laid down the spoon upon the table, there to lie in readiness till such time as he should find knives and forks of no farther ser- vice — as the Scottish soldiery in former times used to lay their shields upon the ground while making use of their spears. I now gave up all hopes of the Mouth observing any propriety in its future transactions. Having finished my own supper, I resolved to set myself down to observe all its sayings and doings. Its placidity was now gone — its air of self- possession lost. New powers seemed to be every moment developing them- selves throughout its vast form — new and more terrible powers. It was be- ginning to have a wild look ! It was evident that it was now fleshed — that its naturally savage disposition, formerly dormant for want of excitement, was now rising tumultuously within it — that it would soon perform such deeds as would scare us all ! It had engaged itself, before I com- menced my observations, upon a roast gigot of mutton^ which happened to- lie near it. This it soon nearly finished. It then cast a look of fearful omen at a piece of cold beef, which lay imme- diately beyond, and which, being placed within reach by some kind neighbour, it immediately commenced to, with as much fierceness as it had just exempli- fied in the case of the mutton. The beef also was soon laid waste, and an- other look of extermination was forth- with cast at a broken pigeon-pie, which lay still farther off. Hereupon the eye had scarcely alighted, when the man nearest it, with laudable promptitude, handed it upwards. Scarcely was it laid on the altar of destruction, when it disappeared too, and a fourth, and a fifth, ( 8 ) 481 and a sixth look, were successively cast at other dishes, which the different members of the party as promptly sent away, and which the Mouth as promptly dispatched. By this time all the rest of the party were lying upon their oars, observing with leisurely astonishment the pro- gress of the surviving, and, as it ap- peared to them, endless feeder. He went on, rejoicing in his strength, un- heeding their idleness and wonder, his very soul apparently engrossed in the grand business of devouring. They seemed to enter into a sort of tacit compact, or agreement, to indulge and facilitate him in his progress, by making themselves, as it were, his servitors. Whatever dish he looked at, therefore, over the wide expanse of the table, immediately disappeared from its place. One after another, they trooped off towards the head of the table, like the successive brigades which Welling- ton dispatched, at Waterloo, against a particular field of French artillery ; and still, dish after dish, like said bri- gades, came successively away, broken, diminished, annihilated. Fish, flesh, and fowl disappeared at the glance of that awful eye, as the Roman fleet withered and vanished before the grand burning-glass of Archimedes. The end of all things seemed at hand. The Mouth was arrived at a perfect trans- port of voracity ! It seemed no more capable of restraining itself than some great engine, full of tremendous machin- ery, which cannot stop of itself. It had no self-will. It was an unaccountable being. It was a separate creature, in- dependent of the soul. It was not a human thing at all. It was everything that was superhuman — everything that was immense — inconceivably enormous ! All objects seemed reeling and toppling on towards it, like the foam-bells upon a mighty current, floating silently on towards the orifice of some prodigious sea- cave. It was like the whirlpool of 2 H THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. 482 Maelstrom, everything that comes with- in the vortex of which, for miles around, is sure of being caught, inextricably in- volved, whirled round and round and round, and then down that monstrous gulph — that mouth of the mighty ocean, the lips of which are overwhelming weaves, whose teeth are prodigious rocks, and whose belly is the great abyss ! Here I grew dizzy, fainted, and — I never saw the Mouth again. EICHAED SINCLAIE; OR, THE POOR PRODIGAL IN THE AISLE. By Thomas Aird. Chapter I. With many noble qualities — firm- ness, piety, integrity, and a thorough affection for his family — the father of the poor prodigal, Richard Sinclair, had many of the hard points of the Scottish character ; a want of liberality in his estimate of others, particularly of their religious qualities ; a jealousy about his family prerogative, when it was needless to assert it ; and a liking for discipline, or, as he styled it, nur- ture, without tact to modify its applica- tions. Towards his eldest son — ashy and affectionate youth — his behaviour, indeed, seemed distinctly opposite to what we may characterise as its usual expression — overbearing gravity. With- out this son’s advice, he never ventured on any speculation that seemed doubt- 1 fill. He was softly amenable to the mild wisdom of the lad, and paid it a quiet deference, of which, indeed, he sometimes appeared to be ashamed, as a degree of weakness in himself. But the youth had never disobeyed his par- ents’ will in any one particular ; he was grave and gentle ; and his father, who had been brought up amidst a large and rugged family, and was thus accus- tomed to rather stormy usages, was now at a loss, in matters of rebuke, | how to meet this new species of warfare, ^ which lay in mild and quiet habits, and eventually became afraid of the censure which was felt in the affectionate silence of his eldest son. This superiority might have offended old Sinclair’s self-love ; but the youth, as already stated, made ample amends, 'by paying in his turn a scrupulous and ^ entire deference to his parent, whom he thus virtually controlled, as a good wife knows to rule her husband, by not seeming to rule at all. From this sub- dued tone of his favourite prerogative in the father before us there was a re- action — something like a compensation to the parental authority— which began to press too hard upon his second son Richard, who, being of a bolder charac- 1 ter than his brother, was less scrupu- lously dealt with ; besides that the froward temperament of this younger boy frequently offended against what his father honestly deemed propriety and good rule. He lost no opportunity, when Richard had done anything in the slightest degree wrong, of checking him with dispro- portioned censure, and of reminding him of what he owed to his parents ; and this was repeated, till bearing blame in the boy became a substitute for gratitude — till the sense of obliga- RICHARD SINCLAIR. 483 tion, instead of being a special call to love, was distinctly felt to be an intoler- able burden. From all these circum- stances there naturally grew up a shyness betwixt father and son, which was unintentionally aggravated by Richard’s mother, who, aware of her husband’s severe temper, tried to qualify it by her own soft words and deeds of love. This only brought out the evil more distinctly in its hard out- line ; and the very circumstance that she constantly tried to explain into good his father’s austerity became her own refutation, and stamped that aus- terity as a great degree of tyranny. Home thus became associated with disagreeable feelings to young Richard Sinclair ; who, being a boy of a giddy character, and naturally self-willed, could not cling to the good, despite of the admixture of evil. He neglected his books, fell into gross irregularities ; and the admonitions of his father, rendered useless from the above miser- able system of discipline, were now, when most needed, thoroughly despised. The death of his elder brother, by which he was left an only son, softened for a while the harsh intercourse which sub- sisted between Richard and his father, and checked the youth for a little in his bad habits. But vice overcame him anew ; and, growing daily worse, he at length completed the character of the prodigal, by running off to sea, hardening his heart against his father’s worth, and heedless of the soft affection of his mother. The- hardships of a sea-faring life, heightened by a series of peculiar mis- fortunes, still farther aggravated by a long course of bad health, gradually subdued the young prodigal’s heart ; and after the lapse of several years we find him on his way returning to his native village, clad in the meanest attire, slow and irregular in his step ; his countenance, besides being of a dead yellow hue from late jaundice, thin and worn to the bone ; yet im- ])roved in his moral nature, caring not for pride, ready to forgive, and anxious to be forgiven ; and, above all, yearn- ing to confess his crimes and sorrows to a mother’s unchanging love. About the noon of an October day, he reached the churcliyard of his native parish, his heart impelling him first to visit the burying-ground of his family, under the fear, not the less striking because altogether vague, that he might there see a recent grave ; for he had heard nothing of his parents since his first departure to sea. As he entered the graveyard by a small postern, he saw a funeral coming in by the main gate on the opposite side ; and wishing not to be observed, he turned into a small plantation of poplars and silver firs, which hid the place of graves from the view of the clergyman’s manse win- dows. Onward came the sable group slowly to the middle of the churchyard, where lay, indicating the deep parallel grave beside it, the heap of fat, clammy earth, from which two or three ragged boys were taking handfuls, to see, from its restless crumbling, whether it was the dust of the wicked, which, accord- ing to a popular belief, never lies still for a moment. The dark crowd took their places round the grave ; a little bustle was heard as the coffin was un- covered ; it was lowered by the creak- ing cords, and again the heads of the company were all narrowly bent over it for a moment. Not a sound was heard in the air, save the flitting wing of some little bird among the boughs ; the ruffl- ing of another, as, with bill engulfed in its feathers, it picked the insects from its skin ; and the melancholy cry of a single chaffinch, which foretold the coming rain. In natural accordance with the solem- nity of the mourners before him, our youth, as he stood in the plantation, raised his hat ; and when the crowd drew back to give room to the sexton 484 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. and his associates to dash in the earth, he leant upon the wall, looking earnestly over it, to recognise, if possible, the prime mourner. At the head of the grave, more forward a little than the others, and apart in his sad privilege, stood a man, apparently about sixty years of age, of a strong frame, — in which yet there was trembling, — and a fine open bald forehead ; and, notwith- standing that the face of the mourner was compressed with the lines of unusual affliction, and bowed dovn over his hat, which with both hands was pressed upon his mouth, Richard saw him and knew him but too well — Oh, God ! his own father ! And wildly the youth’s eyes rambled around the throng, to penetrate the mystery of his own loss, till on his dim eyeballs reeled the whole group, now scattered and melted to mist, now gathered and compressed into one black, shapeless heap. But now the thick air began to twinkle, as it still darkened ; and the rain, which to the surprise of all had been kept up so long, began to fall out in steep-down streams from the low-hung clouds, driving the black train from, the half-finished grave, to mix with a throng of other people, apparently assembling for public worship, who ran along the sides of the church in haste to reach the doors. The bell began to toll, but ceased almost in a minute ; the clergyman hurried by in his white bands ; and before Richard could leave the plantation and advance into the churchyard, — perhaps for the purpose of inquiring who was the person just entombed, — everyone was in save that bareheaded man — God bless him ! — who, heedless of the rain, still stood by the sexton, whose spade was now beat- ing round the wet turf of the compacted grave. The young prodigal had not the heart, under a most awful sense of his own errors, which now overcame hini, to advance to his afflicted father. On the contrary, to avoid his observation. he slunk away behind the church, and by a door, which likewise admitted to an old staircase leading to a family divi- sion of the gallery, he got into a back aisle, thickly peopled with spectral marbles, which, through two or three small panes, admitted a view of the interior of the church. “ Have I lived not to know,” said he to himself, “when comes God’s most holy Sabbath-day? Assuredly, this loss of reckoning, this confusion of heart, is of very hell itself. But hold — to-day is Monday ; then it must be the day after a solemn com- memoration, in this place, of Christ’s bleeding sacrifice for men. I shall sit me down on this slab a while, and see if there may be any good thing for me — any gleam of the glorious shield that wards off evil thoughts and the fears of the soul — any strong preparation of faith to take me up by the hand, and lead me through my difficulties. At all events, I shall try to pray with the good for the mourners, that claim from me a thousand prayers : and God rest that dead one ! ” Owing to the unusual darkness in the church, the twenty -third psalm was chosen by the clergyman, as one that could be sung by most of the congrega- tion without referring to the book ; and its beautiful pastoral devotion suited well with the solemn dedication which yesterday had been made of a little flock to the care of the Great Shepherd, and with their hopes of His needful aid. And the sweet voices of the young, who in early piety had vowed them- selves to- God, seemed to have caught the assured and thrilling song of the redeemed ; and their white robes, as they rose to pray, twinkled like glimpses of angels’ parting wings, bringing home more deeply to the heart of the poor youth in the aisle a sense of his misery as an alien and an outcast from the ordinances of salvation. Richard made an effort to attend to the instructions of the clergyman ; but RICHARD SISCLAIR. 485 his heart was soon borne away from attention ; and so anxious did he become in the new calculation, which of his father’s family it might be whom he had just seen interred, that he could not refrain from going out before the church windows and looking at the new grave. Heedless of being seen, he measured it by stepping, and was convinced, from its length, that either his mother or his sister Mary must be below. “God forbid ! ” he ejaculated, “ that it should be my poor mother’s grave ! that she should be gone for ever, ere I have testified my sense of all her love ! ” It struck him, with a new thought of remorse, that he was wishing the other alternative, that it might be his sister Mary’s. And then he thought upon early days, when she who was his first playmate led him with her little hand abroad in summer days to the green meadows, and taught him to weave the white-fingered rushes, and introduced him, because she was his elder, to new sports and playfellows ; whose heart, he knew, would brook to lie beneath tlie cold flowers of the spring sooner than give up its love for him, prodigal though he was ; and how was the alternative much better, if it was she whom he had lost ! As he made these reflections, he was again sauntering into the aisle, where, sitting down in his former seat, the sad apprehension that his mother was dead laid siege to his heart. Her mild image, in sainted v^hite, rose to his mind’s eye ; and she seemed to bend over him, and to say to him, “ Come, my care-worn boy, and tell me how it has fared with you in the hard world?” This vision soon gave place to severe realities ; and in bitter sadness he thought of her who came each night to his bedside when he was a little child, to kiss him, and arrange the clothes around him that his little body might be warm. With a reeling unsteadiness of mind which, from very earnestness, could not be stayed upon its object, he tried to remember his last interview with her, and the tenor of his last letter to her, to find out what kind expressions he had used, till, painfully conscious that he could muster little to make up an argu- ment of his love, he was again left to guess his mother’s anguish of soul in her last hour over his neglect, and to grapple with the conviction that his own folly had brought her down prematurely to the grave. At length his heart, becoming passive amidst the very multitude and activity of reflections that were tugging at it from all sides, yielded to the weari- ness which the day’s fatigue, acting upon his frame, worn by late fever, had in- duced, and he fell into a deep sleep. When he awoke, the voice of the clergy- man had ceased, and all was silence in the church ; the interior of which as he looked through the small pane, he saw had been darkened by the shutting of the window-boards. Next moment he glanced at the aisle door and saw it closed upon him. Then looking round all over the place, with that calmness which signifies a desperate fear at hand, “Here I am, then!” he exclaimed; “ if that door be locked upon me, as I dread it is ! ” Cautiously he went to it, as if afraid of being resolved in his dread- ful apprehension ; and, after first feeling with his hand that the bolt was drawn upon him, he tried to open it, and was made distinctly aware of his horrid cap- tivity. Sharply he turned aghast, as if to address some one behind him ; then turning again to the door, he shook it with all his strength, in the hope that some one might yet be lingering in the churchyard, and so might hear him. No one, however, came to his assistance; and now the reflection burst full and black upon him, that here he might remain un- heard till he died of hunger. His heart and countenance fell, when he remem- bered how remote the churchyard was from the village, and from the public way, and how long it was till next Sun- 486 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. day should come round. From boyhood recollection he remembered well this same aisle door ; that it was black on the outside, with here and there large white commas to represent tears ; and that it was very thick, and yet farther strengthened by being studded with* a great number of large iron nails. “Yet I must try to the very utmost,” he said, “either to break it or make myself be heard by the inmates of the manse, which is my best chance of release.” Accordingly he borrowed as much impetus as the breadth of the vault allowed him, and flung himself upon the door in a series of attacks, shouting at the same time with all his might. But the door stood firm as a rock despite of him ; nor could he distinguish, as he listened from time to time, the slightest symptoms of his having been heard by any one. He went to the small grated window which lighted this house of death, and after watching at it for some time, he saw an old woman pass along a footpath beyond the graveyard, with a bundle of sticks upon her head ; but she never seemed to hear him when he called upon her. A little afterwards he saw two boys sauntering near the gate of the burying-ground ; but though they heard him when he cried, it only made them scamper off, to all appear- ance mightily terrified. Chapter II. With the calmness almost of despair, when the closing eve took away his chance of seeing any more stray passen- gers that day, the poor youth groped his way to his marble slab, and again sat down with a strange vacuity of heart, as if it would refuse further thought of his dismal situation. A new fear came over him, however, when daylight thickened at the grated window of his low room, and the white marbles grew dark around him. And not without creeping horror did he remember that from this very j aisle it was that old Johnny Hogg, a former sexton, was said to have seen' a strange vile animal issue forth one moon- light night, run to a neighbouring stream, and after lapping a little, hurry back, trotting over the blue graves, and slink- ing through beneath the table stones, as if afraid of being shut out from its dull, fat haunt. Hurriedly, yet with keen in- spection, was young Sinclair fascinated to look around him over the dim floor ; and while the horrid apprehension came over him, that he was just on the point of seeing the two eyes of the gloating beast, white and muddy from its un- j hallowed surfeits, he- drew up his feet on the slab on which he sat, lest it should crawl over them. A thousand tales — true to boyish impressions — crowded on his mind ; and by this rapid movement of sympathetic associations, enough of it- ! self, while it lasts, to make the stoutest I heart nervous, and from the irritation of I his body from other causes, so much 1 was his mind startled from its propriety I that he thought he heard the devil rang- i ing through the empty pews of the church ; and there seemed to flash before his eyes a thousand hurrying shapes, condemned and fretted ghosts of malig- nant aspect, that cannot rest in their wormy graves,., and milky-curdled babes of untimely birth,, that are buried in twilights, never to see the sun. Soon, however, these silly fears went I off, and the tangilDle evil of his situation again stood forth, and drove him to j renew his cries for assistance, and his attacks upon the door, ere he should be quite enfeebled by hunger and disease. Again he had to sit down, after spend- ing his strength in vain. By degrees, he fell into a stupor of RICHARD SINCLAIR, 487 sleep, peopled with strange dreams, in all of which, from natural accordance with his waking conviction that he had that day seen his mother’s burial, her image was the central figure. In danger she was with him — in weariness — in captivity ; and when he seemed to be struggling for life, under delirious fever, then, too, she was with him, with her soft assuaging kiss, which was pressed upon his throbbing brow, till his frenzy was cooled away, and he lay becalmed 111 body and in spirit beneath her love. Under the last modification of his dream, he stood by confused waters, and saw his mother drowning in the floods. He heard her faintly call upon his name ; her arms were outstretched to him for help, as she was borne fast away into the dim and wasteful ocean ; and, unable to resist this appeal, he stripped off his clothes and plunged in to attempt her rescue. So vivid was this last part of his vision, that in actual correspondence with the impulse of his dream, the poor prodigal in the aisle threw off his clothes to the shirt to prepare himself for swimming to her deliverance. One or two cold ropy drops, which at this moment fell from the vaulted roof upon his neck, woke him distinctly, and recalled him to a recollection of his situation as a captive. But being unable to account for his being naked, he thought that he had lost, or was about to lose, his reason ; and, weeping aloud like a little child, he threw himself upon his knees, and cried to God to keep fast his heart and mind from that dismal alienation. He was yet prostrate when he heard feet walking on the echoing pavement of the church ; and at the same time a light shone round about him, filling the whole aisle, and showing distinctly the black letters on the white tomb- stones. His first almost insane thought was that a miraculous answer was given to his prayer, and that, like the two apostles of old, he had won an angel from heaven to release him from his midnight prison. But the footsteps went away again by the door, and ceased entirely; whilst at the same time the light was withdrawn, leaving him to curse his folly, which, under an absurd hope, had lost an opportunity of immediate disenthralment. He was about to call aloud, to provoke a return of the visitation, when, through the grated window of the aisle, he observed a light among the graves, which he set himself to reconnoitre. It was one of those raw, unwholesome nights, choked up with mists to the very throat, whicli thicken the breath of old men wit!) asthma, and fill graveyards with gross and rotten beings ; and, though pro- bably not more than twenty yards dis- tant, Sinclair could not guess what the light was, so tangled and bedimmed was it with the spongy vapours. At length he heard human voices, and was glad to perceive the light approaching his window. When the men, whom he now saw were two in number, had got within a few yards of him, he called out, — “I pray you, good people, be not alarmed ; I have been locked up in this aisle to-day, and must die of hunger in it if you do not get me out. You can get into the church, and I doubt not you will find the key of this aisle-door in the sexton’s closet. Now, I hope you have enough of manhood not to let me remain in this horrid place from any silly fears on your part.” Instead of answering to this demand, the fellows took instantly to their heels, followed by the vehement reproaches of our hero, whose heart at the same time was smitten by the bitter reflection, that every chance of attracting attention to his captivity was likely to be neutralized by the superstitious fears of such as might hear him from his vault. In a few minutes the light again approached, and after much whispering betwix*- 488 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, themselves, one of the men demanded who and what the prisoner was. “I can only tell you farther,” re- plied Sinclair, “that I fell asleep in this place during the sermon, — no very creditable confession, you will observe, — and that, when I awoke, I found myself fairly entrapped.” The men retired round the church, and with joy Richard heard next minute the rattling of the keys as they were taken from the sexton’s closet. In another minute he heard the door of his dungeon tried ; it opened readily ; and with a start, as if they thought it best at once to rush upon their danger, his two deliverers, whom he recognised to be of his native village, advanced a little into the aisle, the foremost bear- ing the light, which he held forward and aloft, looking below it into the interior, to be aware for what sort of captive they had opened. No sooner did Sinclair stand disclosed to them, naked as he was to the shirt — for he had not yet got on his clothes — than the sternmost man, with something between a yell and a groan, bended on his knees, whilst his hair bristled in the extremity of his terror, and catching hold of his companion’s limbs, he looked through betwixt them upon the naked spirit of the aisle. The foremost man lowered the light by inches, and cried aloud, — “Fear-fa’ me! take hand o’ me, Geordie Heart ! It’s the yellow dead rising from their graves. Eh ! there’s the lightning ! and is yon no an auld crooked man i’ the corner ? ” “ Will Balmer ! Will Balmer ! whaur are ye ? ” cried the other, from between Will’s very knees, which, knocking upon the prostrate man’s cheeks, made him chatter and quiver in his wild outcry. “Oh 1 there’s the lightning again 1 Gin we could but meet wife and bairns ance mair ! ” ejaculated the foremost man. “ Lord have mercy on my widow and sma’ family 1 ” echoed the sternmost. “Tout! it’s but the laird’s drucken mulatto after a’ !” said the former, gathering a little confidence. “ Oh, if it were ! or but a man wi’ the jaundice, our days might be length- ened,” cried the latter. Richard advanced to explain ; but at that moment the dull firmament in the east, which had been lightning from time to time (as often happens pre- viously to very rainy weather), opened with another sheeted blaze of white fire, the reflection of which on Richard’s yellow face, as he came forward, seemed to the terrified rustics a peculiar attri- bute of his nature. With a groan, he in the van tried a backward retreat ; but being straitened in the legs, he tumbled over his squatted companion. Leaving his neighbour, however, to sit still upon his knees, he that was the foremost man gathered himself up so well, that he crept away on his hands and feet, till, getting right below the bell-rope at the end of the church, he ventured to rise and begin to jow it, making the bell toll at an unusual rate. The inmates of the manse were immediately alarmed ; and first came the minister’s man, who demanded the meaning of such ill-timed ringing. “ Oh 1 Tam Jafifray 1 Tam Jaffray ! sic a night’s in this kirkyard ! If sae be it’s ordeened that I may ring an’ live. I’ll hand to the tow. Oh ! Tam Jaf- fray 1 Tam Jaffray ! what’s become o’ puir Geordie Heart ? If the Wandering Jew o’ Jerusalem, or the Yellow Fever frae Jamaica, is no dancing mother- naked in the aisle, then it behoves to be the dead rising frae their graves. I trust we’ll a’ be found prepared ! Rin for a lantern, Tam. — Eh ! look to that lightning!” A light was soon brought from the manse ; and a number of people from the village having joined the original alarmists, a considerable muster ad- vanced to the aisle door just as Sinclair was stepping from it. Taking the light RICHARD SINCLAIR. 489 from one of the countrymen, he returned to the relief of the poor villager, who was still upon his knees, and who, with great difficulty, was brought to compre- hend an explanation of the whole affair. The crowd made way as Sinclair pro- ceeded to leave the graveyard ; but whether it was that they were indignant because the neighbourhood had been so much disturbed, or whether they con- sidered that proper game was afoot for sportive insolence, they began to follow and shout after him — “Come back, ye yellow neegur ! we’ll no send ye ! — stop him ! Come back, ye squiff, and we’ll gie ye a dead subject ! — Stop the resurrectionist ! — After him, gie him a paik, and see if he’s but a batch o’ badger skins dyed yellow — hurrah !” Sinclair wishing, for several reasons, to be clear at once of the mob, was in the act of springing over the dyke into the plantation already mentioned, when he was struck by a stick on the head, which brought liim back senseless to the ground. The crowd was instantly around the prostrate youth, and in the caprice or better pity of human nature, began to be sorry for his pale condition. ‘ ‘ It was a pity to strike the puir lad that gate,” said one. “Some folk shouldna been sae rash the day, I think,” remarked another. “ Stand back,” cried Tam Jaffray, pushing from right to left ; “stand back, and gie the puir fallow air. Back, Jamieson, wi’ your shauchled shins ; it was you that cried first that he was a resurrectionist. ” The clergyman now advanced and asked what was the matter. • ‘ It’s only a yellow yorlin we’ve catched in the aisle,” cried an insolent clown, who aspired to be the prime wit of the village ; “he was a bare gorblin a few minutes syne, and now he’s full feathered.” This provoked a laugh from groundlings of the same stamp, and the fellow, grinning himself, was tempted to try another bolt, — “ And he’s gayan weel tamed by this time.” “Peace, fellow,” said the minister, who had now seen what was wrong ; “peace, sir, and do not insult the un- fortunate. I am ashamed of all this.” By the directions of the clergyman, the poor prodigal was carried into the manse, where he soon recovered from the immediate stunning effects of the blow he had received. ‘ ‘ How is all this ? ” was his first ques- tion of surprise, addressed to his host. “ May I request to know, sir, why I am here?” ‘ ‘ In virtue of a rash blow, which we all regret,” answered the minister. “I crave your pardon, sir,” returned the youth. “ I can now guess that I am much indebted to your kindness.” “May we ask you, young man,” said the clergyman, “how it has happened that you have so alarmed our peaceful neighbourhood ? ” The poor prodigal succinctly stated the way of his imprisonment in the aisle ; and with this explanation the charitable old clergyman seemed perfectly satisfied. Not so, however, was his ruling elder, who, deeming his presence and authority indispensable in any matter for which the parish bell could be rung, had early rushed to the scene of alarm, and was now in the manse, at the head of a num- ber of the villagers. Pie, on the contrary, saw it necessary to remark (glancing at his superior for approbation), — “Sae, mind, young man, in times future, what comes of sleeping in the time of two peeous and yedifying discoorses.” “A good caution, John,” said the mild old minister ; “but we must make allowances.” “ Was it you that struck me down?” said Richard eagerly t(^ an old man, who, with evident sorrow working in his hard muscular face, stood watch- ing this scene with intense interest, and who, indeed, was his own father. THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. 490 Smitten to the heart by this sudden question of the youth, ashamed of his own violent spirit on such a night, and grieved, after the explanation given, for the condition of the poor lad before him, old Sinclair groaned, turned quickly half round, shifted his feet in the agony of avowal, — then seizing his unknown prodigal boy by the hand, he wrung it eagerly, and said, — “There’s my hand, young man, in the first place ; and now, it was me in- deed that struck you down, but I thought ” “ Oh ! my prophetic conscience !” in- terrupted the poor prodigal, whilst he looked his father ruefully in the face, and returned fervently the squeeze of his hand. “ Make no apologies to me, thou good old man ; thy blow was given under a most just dispensation.” “ I sent two neighbours,” said the old man, still anxious to explain, “to see that all was right about the grave. I heard the alarm, and came off wi’ my stick in my hand. I heard them crying to stop ye, for ye were a resurrectionist. I saw ye jumping suspiciously into the planting. Ye maun forgie me the rest, young man, for I thought ye had been violating the grave of a beloved wife.” “ My own poor mother ! ” sobbed forth the prodigal. Old Sinclair started — his strong chest heaved — the recollection of his rash blow, together with the circumstance that it had been dispensed on such a solemn night, and near the new grave of one whose gentle spirit had been but too much troubled by the harshness and waywardness of both husband and son, came over his heart with the sudden con- viction that his boy and himself were justly punished by the same blow, for their mutual disrespect in former years. Y earning pity over that son’s unhappy appearance, and the natural flow of a father’s heart, long subdued on behalf of his poor lost prodigal, were mingled in the old man’s deep emotion ; and he sought relief by throwing himself in his boy’s arms, and weeping on his neck. His sturdy nature soon recovered itself a little ; yet the bitter spray was winked from his compressed eyes as he shook his head ; and the lower part of his face quivered with unusual aflliction, as he said in a hoarse whisper — “ My own Richard! — my man, has your father lived to strike you to the ground like a brute beast, and you sae ill ? — on the very day, too, o’ your mother’s burial, that loved ye aye sae weel ! But come away wi’ me to your father’s house, for ye are sick as death, and the auld man that used ye ower ill is sair humbled the night, Richard ! ” The prodigal’s heart could not stand this confession of a father. His young bosom heaved as if about to be rent to pieces ; the mother, and hysterica passio of old Lear, rose in his straitened throat, overmastering the struggling respiration, and he fell back in a violent fit. His agonized parent ran to the door, as if seeking assistance, he knew not what or where ; then checking himself in a moment, and hastening back, yet with- out looking on his son, he grasped the clergyman strongly by the hand, crying out, “ Is he gone? — is my callant dead?” Ordering the people to withdraw from around the prostrate youth, whose head was now supported by the clergy- man’s beautiful and compassionate daughter, the kind old pastor led for- ward the agonised father, and pointing to his reviving son, told him that all would soon be well again. With head depressed upon his bosom, his hard hands slowly wringing each other, while they were wetted with the tears which rained from his glazed eyes, old Sinclair stood looking down upon the ghastly boy, whose eye was severely swollen, whilst his cheek was stained with the clotted blood which had flowed from the wound above the temples, inflicted by his own father. After standing a while in this posi- THE BARLEY EEVER—AND REBUKE. 491 tion, the old man drew a white napkin from his pocket, and, as if himself un- able for the task, he gave it to one of his neighbours, and pointed to the blood on the face of his prodigal boy, signify- ing that he wished it wiped away. This was done accordingly; and, in a few moments more, Richard rose, recovered from his fit, and modestly thanking the clergyman and his beautiful daughter for their attentions to him, he signified his resolve to go home immediately with his father. The kind old minister would fain have kept him all night, alleging the danger of exposing himself in such a state to the night air ; but the youth was determined in his purpose ; and old Sinclair cut short the matter by shaking the hand of his pastor, whilst, without saying a word, he looked him kindly in the face to express his thanks, and then by leading his son away by the arm. The villagers, who had crowded into the manse, judging this one of those levelling occasions when they might intrude into the best parlour, allowed the father and son to depart without attempting immediately to follow — nature teaching them that they had no right to intermeddle with the sacred communings of the son and father’s re- pentance and forgiveness, or with the sorrow of their common bereavement. Yet the rude throng glanced at the minister, as if surprised and disappointed that the thing had ended so simply ; then slunk out of the room, apprehensive, probably, of some rebuke from him. The ruling elder, however, remained behind, and wherefore not ? THE BARLEY FEVEIU-AND REBUKE. By D. M. Moir (“Delta”). Sages their solemn een may steek. And raise a philosophic reek. And, physically, causes seek In clime and season ; But tell me Whisky s name in Greek, I’ll tell the reason. — Burns. On the morning after the business of the playhouse happened, * I had to take my breakfast in my bed, — a thing very uncommon for me, being generally up by cock-craw, except on Sunday morn- ings whiles, when ilka ane, according to the bidding of the Fourth Command- ment, has a license to do as he likes, — having a desperate sore head, and a squeamishness at the stomach, occa- sioned, I jalouse, in a great measure from what Mr Glen and me had dis- cussed at Widow Grassie’s, in the shape of warm toddy, over our cracks con- * See a 7 ite., “ My First and Last Play,” p. 394. cerning what is called the agricultural and the manufacturing interests. So our wife, puir body, pat a thimbleful of brandy — Thomas Mixem’s real — into my first cup of tea, which had a wonder- ful virtue in putting all things to rights ; so that I was up and had shapit a pair of leddy’s corsets (an article in which I sometimes dealt) before ten o’clock, though, the morning being gey cauld, I didna dispense with my Kilmarnock. At eleven in the forenoon, or there- abouts, — maybe five minutes before or after, but nae matter, — in comes my crony Maister Glen, rather dazed-like 492 TIIK BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. about the een, and wi’ a large piece of white sticking-plaister, about half-a-nail wide, across one of his cheeks, and over the brig o’ his nose ; giving him a wauff, outlandish, and rather blackguard sort of appearance, so that I was a thocht uneasy at what neebours might surmeese concerning our intimacy ; but the honest man accounted for the thing in a very feasible manner, from the falling down on that side of his head of one of the brass candlesticks, while he v^as lying on his braidside, before ane of the furms in the stramash. His purpose of calling was to tell me that he couldna leave the town without looking in upon me to bid me fareweel ; mair betoken, as he intended sending in his son Mungo wi’ the carrier for a trial, to see how the line of life pleased him, and how I thocht he wad answer — a thing which I was glad came from his side of the house, being likely to be in the upshot the best for both parties. Yet I thocht he wad find our way of doing so canny and comfortable, that it wasna very likely he could ever start objections ; and I must confess, that I lookit forrit with nae sma’ degree of pride, seeing the probability of my sune having the son of a Lammermuir farmer sitting cross-leggit, cheek for jowl wi’ me, on the board, and bound to serve me at all lawful times, by night and day, by a regular indenture of five years. Maister Glen insisted on the laddie having a three months’ trial ; and then, after a wee show of standing out, just to make him aware that I could be elsewhere fitted if I had a mind, I agreed that the request was reasonable, and that T had nae yearthly objections to conforming wi’t. So, after giein’ him his meridian, and a bit of shortbread, we shook hands, and parted in the understanding, that his son would arrive on the tap of limp- ing Jamie the carrier’s cart, in the course, say, of a fortnight. Through the hale course of the fore- part of the day, I remained geyan queerish, as if something was working about my inwards, and a droll pain atween my een. The wife saw the case I was in, and advised me, for the sake of the fresh air, to take a step into the bit garden, and try a hand at the spade, the smell of the fresh earth being likely to operate as a cordial ; but na — it wadna do ; and whan I came in at ane o’clock to my dinner, the steam of the fresh broth, instead of making me feel as usual as hungry as a hawk, was like to turn my stamach, while the sight of the sheep’s- head, ane o’ the primest anes I had seen the hale season, made me as sick as a dog ; so I could dae naething but take a turn out again, and sv/ig awa’ at the sma’ beer that never seemed able to slocken my drouth. At lang and last, I mindit having heard Andrew Red- beak, the excise-offisher, say, that nae- thing ever pat him right after a debosh, except something they ca’ a bottle of soda- water; so my wife dispatched Benjie to the place where he kentit could be found, and he returned in a jiffie with a thing like a blacking-bottle below his daidly, as he was bidden. There being a wire ower the cork, for some purpose or ither, or maybe just to look neat, we had some fight to get it torn away, but at last we succeeded. I had turned about for a jug, and the wife was rum- maging for a screw, while Benjie was fiddling away wi’ his fingers at the cork — sauf us I a’ at ance it gaed a thud like thunder, driving the cork ower puir Benjie’s head, while it spouted up in his een like a fire-engine, and I had only just time to throw down the jug, and up with the bottle to my mouth. Luckily, for the sixpence it cost, there was a drap o’t left, which tasted by all the world just like brisk dish- washings ; but, for a’ that, it had a wonderful power of set- ting me to rights ; and my noddle in a while began to clear up, like a March- day after a heavy shower. I mind very weel too, on the after- noon of the dividual day, that my door- THE BARLEY FEVER—AND REBUKE, 493 neebour, Thomas Burlings, pappit in ; and, in our twa-handit crack ower the counter, after asking me in a dry, curious way, if I had come by nae skaith in the business of the play, he said, the thing had now spread far and wide, and was making a great noise in the world. I thocht the body a thocht sharp in his observes ; so I pretended to take it quite lightly, proceeding in my shaping- out a pair of buckskin-breeches, which I was making for ane of the duke’s huntsmen ; so, seeing he was aff the scent, he said in a mair jocose way — “ Weel, speaking about buckskins, I’ll tell ye a gude story about that.” ‘ ‘ Let us hear’t, ” said I ; for I was in that sort of queerish way, that I didna care muckle about being very busy. ‘‘Ye’se get it as I heard it,” quo’ Thomas; “and its no less worth tell- ing, that it bears a gude moral applica- tion in its tail, after the same fashion that a blister does gude by sucking away the vicious humours of the body, thereby making the very pain it gies precious.” And here — though maybe it was ^Itst my thocht — the body strokit his chin, and gied me a kind of half glee, as muckle as saying, “take that to ye, neebour.” But I deserved it all, and couldna take it ill aff his hand, being, like mysel, ane of the elders of our kirk, and an honest enough, pre- ceese-speaking man. “Ye see, ye ken,” said Thomas, “that the Breadalbane Fencibles, a wheen Highland birkies, were put into camp on Fisherraw links, maybe for the benefit of their douking, on account of the fiddle* — or maybe in case the French should land at the water-mouth — or maybe to gie the regiment the benefit of the sea air — or maybe to make their bare houghs hardier, for it was the winter time, frost and snaw being as plenty as ye like, and no sae scarce as pantaloons among the core, or for some ither reason, gude, bad, or * See Dr Jamieson’s “ Scottish Dictionary.” indifferent, which disna muckle matter. But, ye see, the lang and the short o’ the story is, that there they were encamped, man and mother’s son of them, going through their dreels by day, and sleep- ing by night — the privates in their tents, and the offishers in their markees ; living in the course of nature on their usual rations of beef and tammies, and sae on. So, ye understand me, there was nae such smart orderings of things in the army in thae days, the men not having the beef served out to them by a butcher, supplying each company or companies by a written contract, drawn up between him and the paymaster before sponsible witnesses ; but ilka ane bringing what pleased him, either tripe, trotters, steaks, cow’s -cheek, pluck, hough, spar-rib, jiggot, or so forth.” “’Od!” said I, “Thomas, ye crack like a minister. Where did ye happen to pick up all that knowledge ? ” “Where should I have got it? but from an auld half-pay sergeant-major, that lived in our spare room, and had been out in the American war, having seen a power of service, and been twice wounded, — ance in the aff cuit, and the ither time in the cuff of the neck.” ‘ ‘ I thocht as muckle, ” said I ; “but say on, man; it’s unco enter- taining.” “ Weel,” continued he, “let me see where I was at when ye stoppit me ; for maybe I’ll hae to begin at the begin- ning again. For gif ye yenterrupt me, or edge in a word, or put me out by asking questions, I lose the thread of my discourse, and canna proceed.” “ Ou, let me see,” said I, “ye was about the contract concerning the beef.” “ Preceesely,” quo’ Thomas, stretch- ing out his forefinger; “ye’ve said it to a hair. At that time, as I was observing, the butcher didna supply a company or companies, according to the terms of a contract, drawn up before sponsible witnesses, between him and the paymaster ; but the soldiers got I 494 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, beef-money along with their pay ; with which said money, given them, ye ob- serve, for said purpose, they were bound and obligated, in terms of the statute, to buy, purchase, and provide the said beef, twice a week or oftener, as it might happen ; an orderly offisher making inspection of the camp-kettles regularly every forenoon at ane o’clock or thereabouts. “So, as ye’ll pay attention to ob- serve, there was a private in Captain M‘Tavish’s company, the second to the left of the centre, of the name of Duncan MacAlpine, a wee, hardy, blackavised, in-knee’d creature, remarkable for nae- thing that ever I heard tell of, except being reported to have shotten a gauger m Badenoch, or thereabouts ; and for having a desperate red nose, the effects, ye observe, I daursay, — the effects of drinking malt speerits. “ Weel, week after week passed ower, and better passed ower, and Duncan played aff his tricks, like anither Herman Boaz, the slight-o’-hand juggler — him that’s suspecket to be in league and paction with the deil. But ye’ll hear.’’ “’Od, it’s diverting, Thomas, ’’said I to him ; “gang on, man.” “Weel, ye see, as I was observing. Let me see, where was I at ? Ou ay, having a paction wi’ the deil. So, w’hen all were watching beside the camp- kettles, some stirring them wi’ spurtles, or parritch-sticks, or forks, or whatever w’as necessary, the orderly offisher made a point and practice of regularly coming by, about the chap of ane past meridian, •as I observed to ye before, to make inspection of what ilka ane had wared his pay on ; and what he had got sim- mering in the het water for his dinner. “So, on the day concerning which I am about to speak, it fell out, as usual, that he happened to be making his rounds, halting a moment — or twa, maybe — before ilka pat ; the man that had the charge thereof, by the way of stirring like, clapping down his lang fork, and bringing up the piece of meat, or whatever he happened to be making kail of, to let the inspector see whether it was lamb, pork, beef, mutton, or veal. For, ye observe,” continued Thomas, gieing me, as I took it to mysel, anither queer side look, “the purpose of the offisher making the inspection, was to see that they laid out their pay-money conform to military regulation ; and no to filling their stamicks, and ruining baith soul and body, by throwing it away on whisky, as but ower mony, that aiblins should hae kent better, have dune but ower aften.” “ ’Tis but too true,” said I till him ; “but the best will fa’ intil a faut some- times. We have a’ our failings, Thomas.” “Just so,” answered Thomas; “but where was I at? Ou, about the whisky. Weel, speaking about the whisky : ye see, the offisher, Lovetenant Todrick, I b’lief they called him, had made an observe about Duncan’s kettle ; so, when he cam to him, Duncan was sitting in the lown side of a dyke, with his red nose, and a pipe in his cheek, on a big stane, glowering frae him anither way ; and, as I was saying, when he cam to him he said, ‘Weel, Duncan MacAlpine, what have ye in your kettle the day, man?’ “And Duncan, rinning down his lang fork, answered in his ain Highland brogue way — ‘ Please your honour, just my auld fav’rite, tripe.’ “Deed, Duncan,” said Lovetenant Todrick, or whatever they ca’d him, “ it is an auld fav’rite, surely, for I have never seen ye have onything else for your denner, man.” “ Every man to his taste, please your honour,” answered Duncan MacAlpine ; “let ilka ane please her nainsel,” — hauling up a screed half a yard lang ; “ilka man to his taste, please your honour, Lovetenant Todrick.” “ ’Od, man,” said I to him; “ ’od, man, ye’re a deacon at telling a story. THE BARLEY EEVER—AND REBUKE, 495 Ye’re a queer hand. Weel, what cam next?” “ What think ye should come next ?” quo’ Thomas, drily. ‘‘ I’m sure I dinna ken,” answered I. “Weel,” said he, “I’ll tell; bukwhere was I at?” “ Ou, at the observe of Lovetenant Todrick, or what they ca’ed him, about the tripe ; and the answer of Duncan MacAlpine on that head, that ‘ ilka man had his ain taste. ’ ” “ ‘ Vera true,’ said Lovetenant Tod- rick ; ‘ but lift it out a’thegither on that dish, till I get my specs on ; for never since I was born, did I ever see before boiled tripe with buttons and button- holes intil’t.’ ” At this I set up a loud laughing, which I couldna help, though it was like to split my sides ; but Thomas Burlings bade me whisht till I heard him out. “‘Buttons and button-holes!’ quo’ Duncan MacAlpine. ‘ Look again, wi’ yer specs ; for ye’re surely wrang, Lovetenant Todrick.’ ” ‘“Buttons and button-holes ! and ’deed I am surely right, Duncan,’ answered Lovetenant Todrick, taking his specs deliberately aff the brig o’ his nose, and faulding them thegither, as he put them, first into his morocco case, and syne into his pocket. ‘ Howsomever, Duncan MacAlpine, I’ll pass ye ower for this time, -gif ye take my warning, and for the future ware yer pay money on wholesome butcher’s meat, like a Christian, and no be trying to delude your ain stamick, and your offisher’s een, by haddin’ up, on a fork, such a heathenish make-up for a dish, as the leg of a pair o’* buckskin breeches 1 ’” “ Buckskin breeches ! ” said I ; “ and did he really and actually boil siccan trash to his dinner?” “ Nae sae far south as that yet, friend,” answered Thomas. “Duncan wasna sae bowed in the intellect as ye imagine, and had some spice of clever- ality about his queer manceuvres. — Eat siccan trash to his dinner 1 Nae mair, Mansie, than ye intend to eat that iron guse ye’re rinning alang that piece claith ; but he wantit to make his offishers believe that his pay gaed the right way — like the Pharisees of old that keepit praying, in ell-lang faces, about the corners of the streets, and gaed hame wi’ hearts full of wickedness and a’ manner of cheatrie.” “And what way did his pay gang then?” askit I; “and hoo did he live?” “ I telled ye before, frien,” answered Thomas, “ that he was a deboshed creature ; and, like ower mony in the warld, likit weel what didna do him ony good. It’s a wearyfu’ thing that whisky. I wish it could be banished to Botany Bay.” “ It is that,” said 1. “ Muckle and nae little sin does it breed and produce in this world.” “I’m glad,” quo’ Thomas, stroking down his chin in a slee way. “I’m glad the guilty should see the folly o’ their ain ways : it’s the first step, ye ken, till amendment ; — and indeed I tell’t Maister Wiggie, when he sent me here, that I could almost become gude for yer being mair wary o’ yer conduct for the future time to come.” This was like a thunder-clap to me, and I didna ken, for a jiffy, what to feel, think, or do, mair than perceiving that it was a piece of devilish cruelty on their pairts, taking things on this strict. As for myself, I could freely take sacred oath on the Book, that I hadna had a. dram in my head for four months be- fore ; the knowledge of which made my corruption rise like lightning, as a man is aye brave when he is innocent ; so, giein’ my pow a bit scart, I said briskly, “ So ye’re after some session business in this veesit, are ye?” “Ye’ve just guessed it,” answered Thomas Burlings, sleeking down his front hair with his fingers, in a sober 496 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. way; we had a meeting this forenoon ; and it was resolved ye should stand a public rebuke in the meeting-house, on Sunday next.” “Hang me, if I do!” answered I, thumping my nieve down with all my might on the counter, and throwing back my cowl behind me, into a corner. “No, man 1” added I, snapping with great pith my finger and thumb in Thomas’s een ; no for all the ministers and elders that ever were cleckit. They may do their best ; and ye may tell them sae if ye like. I was born a free man ; I live in a free country ; I am the subject of a free king and constitu- tion ; and I’ll be shot before I submit to such rank diabolical papistry.” “ Hooly and fairly,” quo’ Thomas, staring a wee astonished like, and not a little surprised to see my birse up in this manner; for, when he thought upon shearing a lamb, he fund he had catched a tartar ; so, calming down as fast as ye like, he said — “ Hooly and fairly, Mansie” (or Maister Wauch, I believe,, he did me the honour to ca’ me), “ they’ll maybe no be sae hard as they threaten. But ye ken, m^ friend, Tm; speaking to ye as a brither ; it was an^ unco-like business for an elder, not only to gang till a play, which is ane of the deevil’s rendezvouses, but to gang there in a state of liquor ; making yoursel a warld’s wondei^ — and you an elder of our kirk ! — I put the question to your- self soberly?” His threatening I could despise, and could have fought, cuffed, and kickit, wi’ a’ the ministers and elders of the General Assembly, to say naething of the Relief Synod, and the Burgher Union, before I wad demeaned mysel to yield to what my inward speerit plainly tolled me to be rank cruelty and injustice ; but ah ! his calm, bri- therly, flattering way I couldna thole wi’, and the tears came rapping into my een faster tham it cared my man- hood to let be seen ; so^ I said till him, “Weel, weel, Thomas, I ken I have dune wrang ; and I am sorry for’t — they’ll never find me in siccan a scrape again. ” Thomas Burlings then cam forrit in a friendly way, and shook hands wi’ me ; telling that he wad go back and plead afore them in my behalf. He said this ower again; as we pairted, at my shop door ; and, to do him justice, surely he hadna been waur than his word, for I have aye attended the kirk as usual, standing, whan it came to my rotation, at the plate, and naebody, gentle nor semple, ever spoke to me on the subject of the playhouse, or minted the matter of the rebuke' from that day to this. ELPHIN IRVING, THE FAIRIES’ CUPBEARER. By Allan Cunningham. Chapter I. The romantic vale of Corriewater, in Annandale, is regarded by the inhabit- ants, a pastoral and unmingled people, as the last border refuge of those beauti- ful and capricious beings, the fairies. Many old people, yet living, imagine they have had intercourse of good words and good deeds with the “gude folk ;” and continue to tell that in the ancient days the fairies danced on the hill, and ELPHIN IRVING, THE FAIRIES’ CUPBEARER. 497 revelled in the glen, and showed them- selves, like the mysterious children of the Deity of old, among the sons and daughters of men. Their visits to the earth were periods of joy and mirth to mankind, rather than of sorrow and apprehension. They played on musi- cal instruments of wonderful sweetness and variety of note, spread unexpected feasts, the supernatural flavour of which overpowered on many occasions the re- ligious scruples of the Presbyterian shepherds, performed wonderful deeds of horsemanship, and marched in mid- night processions, when the sound of their elfin minstrelsy charmed youths and maidens into love for their persons and pursuits ; and more than one family of Corriewater have the fame of aug- menting the numbers of the elfin chi- valry. Faces of friends and relatives, long since doomed to the battle trench, or the deep sea, have been recognised by those who dared to gaze on the fairy march. The maid has seen her lost lover, and the mother her stolen child ; and the courage to plan and achieve their deliverance has been- possessed by, at least, one border maiden. In the legends of the people of Corrievale, there is a singular mixture of elfin and human adventure, and the traditional story of the Cupbearer to the Queen of the Fairies appeals alike to- our domestic feelings and imagination. In one of the little green loops or bends, on the banks of Corriewater, mouldered walls, and a few stunted wild plum-trees and vagrant roses, still point out the site of a cottage and gar- den. A well of pure spring-water leaps out from an old tree-root before the door ; and here the shepherds, shading themselves in summer from the influence of the sun, tell to their children the wild tale of Elphin Irving and his sister Phemie ; and, singular as the story seems, it has gained full credence among the people where the scene is laid. “ I ken the tale and the place weel,” ( 8 ) I interrupted an old woman, who, from the predominance of scarlet in her ap- parel, seemed to have been a follower of the camp ; “I ken them weel, and the tale’s as true as a bullet to its aim, and a spark to powder. Oh, bonnie Corriewater ! a thousand times have I pu’ed gowans on its banks wd’ ane that lies stiff and stark on a foreign shore in a bloody grave and sobbing audibly, she drew the remains of a military cloak over her face, and allowed the story to proceed. When Elphin Irving and his sister Phemie were in their sixteenth year (for tradition says they were twins), their father was drowned in Corriewater, attempting to save his sheep from a sudden swell, to which all mountain streams are liable ; and their mother, on the day of her husband’s, burial, laid down her head on the pillow, from which, on the seventh day, it was lifted to be dressed for the same grave. The inheritance left to the orphans may be briefly described : seventeen acres of plough and pasture land, seven milk cows, and seven pet sheep (many old people take delight in odd numbers) ; and to this may be added seven bonnet pieces of Scottish gold, and a broad- sword and spear, which their ancestor had wielded with such strength and courage in the battle of Dryfe-sands, that the minstrel who sang of that deed of arms ranked him only second to the Scotts*and the Johnstones. The youth and his sister grew in stature and in beauty. The brent bright brow, the clear blue eye, and frank and blithe deportment of the former, gave him some influence among the young women of the valley ; while the latter was no less the admiration of the young men, and at fair and dance, and at bridal, happy was he who touched but her hand, or received the benediction of her eye. Like all other Scottish beauties, she was the theme of many a song ; and while tradition is yet busy 2 I 498 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. with the singular history of her brother, song has taken all the care that rustic minstrelsy can of the gentleness of her spirit, and the charms of her person. “Now I vow,” exclaimed a wander- ing piper, “ by mine own honoured instrument, and by all other instruments that ever yielded music for the joy and delight of mankind, that there are more bonnie songs made about fair Phemie Irving than about all the other maidens of Annandale, and many of them are both high and bonnie. A proud lass maun she be, if her spirit hears ; and men say the dust lies not insensible of beautiful verse ; for her charms are breathed through a thousand sweet lips, and no farther gone than yestermorn, I heard a lass singing on a green hillside what I shall not readily forget. If ye like to listen, ye shall judge ; and it will not stay the story long nor mar it much, for it is short, and about Phemie Irving.” And accordingly he chanted the follow- ing rude verses, not unaccompanied by his honoured instrument, as he called his pipe, which chimed in with great effect, and gave richness to a voice which felt better than it could express : — FAIR PHEMIE IRVING. I. Gay is thy glen, Corrie, With all thy groves flowering : Green is thy glen, Corrie, When July is showering ; And sweet is yon wood, where , The small birds are flowering. And there dwells the sweet one Whom I am adoring. II . Her round neck is whiter ^ Than winter when snowing ; Her meek voice is milder Than Ae in its flowing ; The glad ground yields music Where she goes by the river ; One kind glance would charm me For ever and ever. III. The proud and the wealthy To Phemie are bowing ; No looks of love win they With sighing or suing ; Far away maun I stand With my rude wooing. She’s a flow’ret too lovely To bloom for my pu’ing — IV. O were I yon violet On which she is walking ; O were I yon small bird To which she is talking ; Or yon ro’Se in her hand, With its ripe ruddy blossom ; Or some pure gentle thought. To be blest with her bosom ! This minstrel interruption, while it established Phemie Irving’s claim to grace and to beauty, gave me additional confidence to pursue the story. But minstrel skill and true love tale seemed to want their usual influence, when they sought to win her attention ; she was only observed to pay most re- spect to those youths who were most beloved by her brother ; and the same hour that brought these twins to the world, seemed to have breathed through them a sweetness and an affection of heart and mind, which nothing could divide. If, like the virgin queen of the immortal poet, she walked “ in maiden meditation fancy free,” her brother Elphin seemed alike untouched with the charms of the fairest virgins in Corrie. He ploughed his field, he reaped his grain, he leaped, he ran and wrestled, and danced and sang, with more skill and life and grace than all other youths of the district ; but he had no twilight and stolen interviews. When all other young men had their loves by their side, he was single, though not unsought ; and his joy seemed never perfect save when his sister was near him. If he loved to share his time with her, she loved to share her time with him alone, or with the beasts of the field, or the birds of the air. She watched her little flock late, and she tended it early ; not for the sordid love of the fleece, unless it was to make mantles for her brother, but with the look of one who had joy in its company. ELPHIN IRVING, THE FAIRIES' CUPBEARER. 499 The very wild creatures, the deer and the hares, seldom sought to shun her approach, and the bird forsook not its nest, nor stinted its song, when she drew nigh ; such is the confidence which maiden innocence and beauty inspire. It happened one summer, about three years after they became orphans, that rain had been for a while withheld from the earth ; the hillsides began to parch, the grass in the vales to wither, and the stream of Corrie was diminished be- tween its banks to the size of an ordin- ary rill. The shepherds drove their flocks to moorlands, and marsh and tarn had their reeds invaded by the scythe, to supply the cattle with food. The sheep of his sister were Elphin’s constant care ; he drove them to the moistest pastures during the day, and he often watched them at midnight, when flocks, tempted by the sweet dewy grass, are known to browse eagerly, that he might guard them from the fox, and lead them to the choicest herbage. In these nocturnal w^atchings he sometimes drove his little flock over the water of Corrie, for the fords were hardly ankle-deep ; or per- mitted his sheep to cool themselves in the stream, and taste the grass which grew along the brink. All this time not a drop of rain fell, nor did a cloud appear in the sky. One evening during her brother’s ab- sence with the flock, Phemie sat at her cottage door, listening to the bleatings of the distant folds, and the lessened murmur of the water of Corrie, now scarcely audible beyond its banks. Her eyes, weary with watching along the ac- customed line of road for the return of Elphin, were turned on the pool beside her, in which the stars were glimmering fitful and faint. As she looked, she imagined the water grew brighter and brighter ; a wild illumination presently shone upon the pool, and leaped from bank to bank, and, suddenly changing into a human form, ascended the mar- gin, and passing her, glided swiftly into the cottage. The visionary form was so like her brother in shape and air, that, starting up, she flew into the house, with the hope of finding him in his customary seat. She found him not ; and impressed with the terror which a wraith or ap- parition seldom fails to inspire, she uttered a shriek so loud and so piercing as to be heard at Johnstonebank, on the other side of the vale of Corrie. An old woman now rose suddenly from her seat in the window-sill, the living dread of shepherds, for she travel- led the country with a brilliant reputa- tion for witchcraft, and thus she broke in upon the narrative : “I vow, young man, ye tell us the truth upset and down- thrust ; I heard my douce grandmother say that on the night when Elphin Irv- ing, disappeared — disappeared, I shall call it, for the bairn can but be gone for a .season, to return to us in his own ap- pointed time, — she was seated at the fire- side at Johnstonebank ; the laird had laid aside his bonnet to take the Book, when a shriek mair loud, believe me, than a mere woman’s shriek, — and they can shriek loud enough, else they’re sair wranged, — came over the water of Corrie, so sharp and shrilling, that the pewter plates dinnelled on the wall ; such a shriek, my douce grandmother said, as rang in her ear till the hour of her death, and she lived till she was aughty and aught, forty full ripe years after the event. But there is another matter, which, doubtless, I cannot com- pel ye to believe ; it was the common rumour that Elphin Irving came not into the world like the other sinful crea- tures of the earth, but was one of the Kane-bairns of the fairies, whilk they had to pay to the enemy of man’s sal- vation every seventh year. The poor lady-fairy, — a mother’s aye a mother, be she elf’s flesh or Eve’s flesh, — hid her elf son beside the christened flesh in Marion Irving’s cradle, and the auld enemy lost his prey for a time. Now hasten on with your story, which is not 500 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. a bodle the waur for me. The maiden saw the shape of her brother, fell into a faint or a trance, and the neighbours came flocking in. Gang on wi’ your tale, young man, and dinna be aflronted because an auld woman helped ye wi’ it.” It is hardly known, I resumed, how long Phemie Irving continued in a state of insensibility. The morning was far advanced, when a neighbouring maiden found her seated in an old chair, as white as monumental marble ; her hair, about which she had always been solici- tous, loosened from its curls, and hang- ing disordered over her neck and bosom, her hands and forehead. The maiden touched the one and kissed the other ; they were as cold as snow ; and her eyes, wide open, were fixed on her brother’s empty chair, with the intensity of gaze of one who had witnessed the appear- ance of a spirit. She seemed insensible of any one’s presence, and sat fixed, and still, and motionless. The maiden, alarmed at her looks, thus addressed her : “ Phemie, lass, Phemie Irving ! Dear me, but this is awful ! I have come to tell ye that seven o’ yer pet sheep have escaped drowning in the water ; for Corrie, sae quiet and sae gentle yestreen, is rolling and dashing frae bank to bank this morning. Dear me, woman, dinna let the loss o’ the world’s gear bereave ye of your senses. I would rather make ye a present of a dozen mug- ewes of the Tinwald brood mysel ; and now I think on’t, if ye’ll send ower Elphin, I will help him hame with them in the gloaming mysel. So Phemie, woman, be comforted.'’ At the mention of her brother’s name, she cried out, “ Where is he? oh, where is he ?” — gazed wildly round, and, shud- dering from head to foot, fell senseless on the floor. Other inhabitants of the valley, alarmed by the sudden swell of the river, which had augmented to a torrent deep and impassable, now came in to inquire if any loss had been sus- tained, for numbers of sheep and teds of hay had been observed floating down about the dawn of the morning. They assisted in reclaiming the unhappy maiden from her swoon ; but insensi- bility was joy compared to the sorrow to which she awakened. “They have ta’en him away, they | have ta’en him away she chanted in a [ tone of delirious pathos; “him that j was whiter and fairer than the lily on j Lyddal-lee. They have long sought, | and they have long sued, and they had j the power to prevail against my prayers j at last. They have ta’en him away ; j the flower is plucked from among the j weeds, and the dove is slain amid a i flock of ravens. They came with shout, } and they came with song, and they | spread the charm, and they placed the | spell, and the baptised brow has been j bowed down to the unbaptised hand. j They have ta’en him away, they have | ta’en him away ; he was too lovely, and j too good, and too noble, to bless us with his continuance on earth ; for what 1 are the sons of men compared to him ? ' 1 — the light of the moonbeam to the | morning sun ; the glow-worm to the | eastern star. They have ta’en him i away, the invisible dwellers of the earth. I saw them come on him, with shouting and with singing, and they charmed him where he sat, and away they bore him ; and the horse he rode was never shod with iron, nor owned before the mastery of human hand. They have ta’en him away, over the water, and over the wood, and over the hill. I got but ae look o’ his bonnie blue ee, but ae look. But as I have endured what never maiden endured, so will I undertake what never maiden undertook, — I will win him from them all. I know the invisible ones of the earth ; I have heard their wild and wondrous music in the wild woods, and there shall a christened maiden seek him and achieve his deliverance.” She paused, and glancing round a ELPHIN IRVING, THE FAIRIES^ CUPBEARER, 501 circle of condoling faces, down which the tears were dropping like rain, said, in a calm, but still delirious tone, — ‘‘ Why do you weep, Mary Halliday ? and why do you weep, John Graeme? Ye think that Elphin Irving, — oh, it’s a bonnie, bonnie name, and dear to many a maiden’s heart as well as mine, — ye think that he is drowned in Corrie, and ye will seek in the deep, deep pools for the bonnie, bonnie corse, that ye may weep over it, as it lies in its last linen, and lay it, amid weeping and wailing, in the dowie kirkyard. Ye may seek, but ye shall never find ; so leave me to trim up my hair, and prepare my dwelling, and make myself ready to watch for the hour of his return to upper earth.” And she resumed her household labours with an alacrity which lessened not the sorrow of her friends. Chapter II. Meanwhile, the rumour flew over the vale that Elphin Irving was drowned in Corriewater. Matron and maid, old man and young, collected suddenly along the banks of the river, which now began to subside to its natural summer limits, and commenced their search ; interrupted every now and then by call- ing from side to side, and from pool to pool, and by exclamations of sorrow for this misfortune. The search was fruit- less : five sheep, pertaining to the flock which he conducted to pasture, were found drowned in one of the deep eddies; but the river 'was still too brown, from the soil of its moorland sources, to enable them )to see what its deep shelves, its pools, and its overhanging and hazelly banks con- cealed. They remitted further search till the stream should become pure ; and old man taking old man aside, began to whisper about the mystery of the youth’s disappearance : old women laid their lips to the ears of their co- evals, and talked of Elphin Irving’s fairy parentage, and his having been dropped by an unearthly hand into a Christian cradle. The young men and maids conversed on other themes ; they grieved for the loss of the friend and the lover, and while the former thought that a heart so kind and true was not left in the vale, the latter thought, as maidens will, on his handsome person. gentle manners, and merry blue eye, and speculated with a sigh on the time when they might have hoped a return for their love. They were soon joined by others who had heard the wild and •delirious language* of his sister : the old belief was added to the new assurance, and both again commented upon by minds full of superstitious feeling, and hearts full'of supernatural fears, till the youths and maidens of Corrievale held no more love trysts for seven days and nights, lest, like Elphin Irving, they should be carried away to augment the ranks of the unchristened chivalry. It was curious to listen to the specu- lations of the peasantry. ‘‘For my part,” said a youth, “if I were sure that poor Elphin escaped from that perilous water, I would not give the fairies a pound of hiplock wool for their chance of him. There has not been a fairy seen in the land since Donald Cargill, the Cameronian, conjured them into the Solway for playing on their pipes during one of his nocturnal preach- ings on the hip of the Burns wark hill.” “ Preserve me, bairn,” said an old woman, justly exasperated at the in- credulity of her nephew, “if ye winna believe what I both heard and saw at the moonlight end of Craigyburnwood on a summer night, rank after rank of the fairy folk, ye’ll at least believe a douce man and a ghostly professor, even 502 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. the late minister of Tinwaldkirk ; his only son (I mind the lad weel, with his long yellow locks and his bonnie blue eyes, when I was but a gilpie of a lassie), he was stolen away from off the horse at his father’s elbow, as they crossed that false and fearsome water, even Locherbriggflovv, on the night of the Midsummer Fair of Dumfries. Ay, ay, who can doubt the truth of that? Have not the godly inhabitants of Almsfield- town and Timwaldkirk seen the sweet youth riding at midnight, in the midst of the unhallowed troop, to the sound of flute and of dulcimer ; and though meikle they prayed, naebody tried to achieve his deliverance?” “ I have heard it said, by douce folk and sponsible,” interrupted another, “ that every seven years the elves and fairies pay kane, or make an offering of one of their children to the grand enemy of salvation, and that they. are per- mitted to purloin one of the children of men to present to the fiend ; a more acceptable offering, I’ll w^arrant, than one of their own infernal brood, that are Satan’s sib allies, and drink a drop of the deil’s blood every May morning. And touching this lost lad, ye all ken his mother was a hawk of an uncannie nest, a second cousin of Kate Kimmer, of Barfloshan, as rank a witch as ever rode on ragwort. Ay, sirs, what’s bred in the bone is ill to come out o’ the flesh.” On these and similar topics, which a peasantry full of ancient tradition and enthusiasm and superstition, readily asso- ciate with the commonest occurrences of life, the people of Corrievale con- tinued to converse till the fall of even- ing ; when each seeking their home, renewed again the wondrous subject, and illustrated it with all that popular belief and poetic imagination could so abundantly supply. The night which followed this melan- choly day was wild with wind and rain ; the river came down broader and deeper than before, and the lightning, flashing by fits over the green woods of Corrie, showed the ungovernable and perilous flood sweeping above its banks. It happened that a farmer, returning from one of the border fairs, encountered the full swing of the storm ; but, mounted on an excellent horse, and mantled from chin to heel in a good gray plaid, be- neath which he had the farther security of a thick great-coat, he sat dry in his saddle, and proceeded in the anticipated joy of a subsided tempest, and a glow- ing morning sun. As he entered the long grove, or rather remains of the old Galwegian forest, which lines for some space the banks of the Corriewater, the storm began to abate, the wind sighed milder and milder among the trees ; and here and there a star, twink- ling momentarily through the sudden rack of the clouds, showed the river raging from bank to brae. As he shook the moisture from his clothes, he was not without a wish that the day would dawn, and that he might be preserved on a road which his imagination beset with greater perils than the raging river ; for his superstitious feeling let loose upon his path elf and goblin, and the current traditions of the district supplied very largely to his apprehen- sion the ready materials of fear. Just as he emerged from the wood, where a fine sloping bank, covered with short green sward, skirts the limit of the forest, his horse made a full pause, snorted, trembled, and started from side to side, stooped his head, erected his ears, and seemed to scrutinize every tree and bush. The rider, too, it may be imagined, gazed round and round, and peered warily into every suspicious- looking place. His dread of a super- natural visitation was not much allayed, when he observed a female shape seated on the ground at the root of a huge old oak tree, which stood in the centre of one of those patches of verdant sward, known by the name of “ fairy rings,” ELPHIN IRVING, THE FAIRIES^ CUPBEARER. 503 and avoided by all peasants who wish to prosper. A long thin gleam of eastern daylight enabled him to ex- amine accurately the being who, in this wild place and unusual hour, gave additional terror to this haunted spot. She was dressed in white from the neck to the knees ; her arms, long, and round, and white, were perfectly bare ; her head, uncovered, allowed her long hair to descend in ringlet succeeding ringlet, till the half of her person was nearly concealed in the fleece. Amidst the whole^ her hands were constantly busy in shedding aside the tresses which interposed between her steady and un- interrupted gaze, down a line of old road which winded among the hills to an ancient burial-ground. As the traveller continued to gaze, the figure suddenly rose, and wringing tlie rain from her long locks, paced round and round the tree, chanting in a wild and melancholy manner an equally wild and delirious song : — THE FAIRY OAK OF CORRIEWATER. I. The small bird’s head is under its wing, The deer sleeps on the grass ; The moon comes out, and the stars shine down, The dew gleams like the glass : There is no sound in the world so wide. Save the sound of the smitten brass. With the merry cittern and the pipe Of the fairies as they pass. — But oh ! the fire maun burn and burn, And the hour is gone, and will never return. II. The green hill cleaves, and forth, with a bound. Come elf and elfin steed ; The moon dives down in a golden cloud, The stars grow dim with dread ; But a light is running along the earth. So of heaven’s they have no need : O’er moor and moss with a shout they pass. And the word is, spur and speed. — But the fire maun burn, and I maun quake. And the hour is gone that will never come back. III. And when they come to Craigybum wood, The Queen of the Fairies spoke : — “ Come, bind your steeds to the rushes so green. And dance by the haunted oak : I found the acorn on Heshbon-hill, In the nook of a palmer’s poke, A thousand years since ; here it grows ! ” And they danced till the greenwood shook. — But oh ! the fire, the burning fire. The longer it burns, it but blazes the higher. IV. ‘‘ I have won me a youth,” the Elf-queen said, “ The fairest that earth may see ; This night I have won young Elph Irving, My cupbearer to be. His service lasts but for seven sweet years. And his wage is a kiss of me.” And merrily, merrily laughed the wild elves, , Round Corrie’s greenwood tree. — ' But oh ! the fire it glows in my brain. And the hour is gone, and comes rK)t again. V. The Queen she has whispered a secret word, “ Come hither, my Elphin sweet, And bring that cup of the charmed wine. Thy lips and mine to weet.” But a brown elf shouted a loud, loud shout, “ Come, leap on your coursers fleet. For here comes the smell of some baptized flesh, And the sounding of baptized feet.” — But oh ! the fire that burns, and mfaun burn ; For the time that is gone will never return. VI. On a steed as white as the new-milked milk. The Elf-queen leaped with a bound, And young Elphin a steed like December snow ’Neath him at the word he found. But a maiden came, and her christened arms She linked her brother around. And called on God, and the steed with a snort Sank into the gaping ground. — But the fire maun burn, and I maun quake. And the time that is vone will no more come back. VII. And she held her brother, and lo ! he grew A wild bull waked in ire ; And she held her brother, and lo ! he changed To a river roaring higher ; And she held her brother, and he became A flood of the raging fire ; She shrieked and sank, and the wild elves laughed. Till mountain rang and mire. — But oh ! the fire yet burns in my brain, And the hour is gone, and comes not again. VIII. “ Oh, maiden, why waxed*thy faith so faint, Thy spirit so slack and slaw ? Thy courage kept good till the flame waxed wud. Then thy might began to thaw , 504 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. Had ye kissed him with thy christened lip. Ye had won him frae 'mang us a'. Now bless the fire, the elfin fire, That made thee faint and fa’ ; Now bless the fire, the elfin fire. The longer it burns it blazes the higher.’* At the close of this unusual strain, the figure sat down on the grass, and proceeded to bind up her long and dis- ordered tresses, gazing along the old and unfrequented road. ‘‘Now God be my helper, ” said the traveller, who happened to be the Laird of Johnstonebank, “ can this be a trick of the fiend, or can it be bonnie Pheinie Irving, who chants this dolorous song ? Something sad has befallen, that makes her seek her seat in this eerie nook amid the darkness and tempest : through might from abune, I will go on and see.” And the horse, feeling something - of the owner’s reviving spirit in the appli- cation of the spur-steel, bore him at once to the foot of the tree. The poor delirious maiden uttered a piercing yell of joy as she beheld him, and, with the swiftness of a creature winged, linked her arms round the rider’s waist, and shrieked till the woods rang. “ Oh, I have ye now, Elphin, I have ye now ! ” and she strained him to her bosom with a convulsive grasp. ‘ ‘ What ails ye, my bonnie lass ? ” said the Laird of Johnstonebank, his fears of the supernatural vanishing when he beheld her sad and bewildered look. She raised her eyes at the sound, and, seeing a strange face, her arms slipped their hold, and she dropped with a groan on the ground. The morning had now fairly broken : the flocks shook the rain from their sides, the shepherds hastened to inspect their charges, and a thin blue smoke began to stream from the cottages of the valley into the brightening air. The laird carried Phemie Irving in his arms, till he observed two shepherds ascending from one of the loops of Corriewater, bearing the lifeless body of her brother. They had found him whirling round and round in one of the numerous eddies, and his hands, clutched and filled with wool, showed that he had lost his life in attempting to save the flock of his sister. A plaid was laid over the body, which, along with the unhappy maiden in a half lifeless state, was carried into a cottage, and laid in that apartment dis- tinguished among the peasantry by the name of “the chamber.” While the peasant’s wife ,was left to take care of Phemie, old man, and matron, and maid had collected around the drowned youth, and each began to relate the circumstances of his death, when the door suddenly opened, and his sister, advancing to the corpse with a look of delirious serenity, broke out into a wild laugh, and said, — “ O, it is wonderful, it’s truly wonder- ful ! that bare and death-cold body, dragged from the darkest pool of Corrie, with its hands filled with fine wool, wears the perfect similitude of my own Elphin ! I’ll tell ye — the spiritual dwellers of the eai:;A, the fairy folk of our evening tale, have stolen the living body, and fashioned this cold and inanimate clod to mislead your pursuit. In common eyes, this seems all that Elphin Irving would be, had he sunk in Corriewater ; but so it seems not to me. Ye have sought the living soul, and ye have found only its garment. But oh, if ye had beheld him, as I beheld him to-night, riding among the elfin troop, the fairest of them all ; had you clasped him in your arms, and wrestled for him with spirits and terrible shapes from the other world, till your heart quailed and your flesh was sub- dued, then would ye yield no credit to the semblance which this cold and apparent flesh bears to my brother. But hearken — on Hallowe’en, when the spiritual people are let loose on earth for a season, I will take my stand in the burial-ground of Corrie ; and when my Elphin and his unchristened CHOOSING A MINISTER, 505 troop come past with the sound of all their minstrelsy, I will leap on him and win him, or perish for ever.” All gazed aghast on the delirious maiden, and many of her auditors gave more credence to her distempered speech than to the visible evidence before them. As she turned to depart, she looked round, and suddenly sunk upon the body, with tears streaming from her eyes, and sobbed out, “My brother! oh, my brother ! ” She was carried out insensible, and again recovered ; but relapsed into her ordinary delirium, in 1 which she continued till the Hallow- , eve after her brother’s burial. ; She was found seated in the ancient burial-ground, her back against a broken grave-stone, her locks white with frost- rime, watching with intensity of look the road to the kirk-yard ; but tiie spirit which gave life to the fairest form of all the maids of Annandale was fled for ever. Such is the singular stoiy which the peasants know by the name of Elphin Irving, the Fairies’ Cupbearer; and the title, in its fullest and most super- natural sense, still obtains credence among the industrious and virtuous dames of the romantic vale of Corrie. CHOOSING A MINISTEE. By John Galt. The Rev. Dr Swapkirk having had an apoplexy, the magistrates were obli- gated to get Mr Pittle to be his helper. Whether it was that, by our being used to Mr Pittle, we had ceased to have a right respect for his parts and talent's, or that in reality he was but a weak brother, I cannot in conscience take it on me to say ; but the certainty is, that when the Doctor departed this life, there was hardly one of the hearers who thought Mr Pittle would ever be their placed minister, and it was as far at first from the unanimous mind of the magistrates, who are the patrons of the parish, as any- i thing could well be, for he was a man of no smeddum in discourse. In verity, as Mrs Pawkie,- my wife, said, his sermons in the warm summer afternoons were just a perfect hushabaa, that no mortal could hearken to without sleep- ing. Moreover, he had a sorning way with him, that the genteeler sort could- na abide, for he was for ever going from house to house about tea-time, to save | his ain canister. As for the young ladies, they couldna endure him at all, for he had aye the sough and sound of love in his mouth, and a round-about cere- monial of joking concerning the same, that was just a fasherie to them to hear. The commonality, however, were his greatest adversaries ; for he was, not- withstanding the spareness of his abili- ties, a prideful creature, taking no in- terest in their hamely affairs, and seldom visiting the aged or the sick among them. Shortly, however, before the death of the Doctor, Mr Pittle had been very i attentive to my wife’s full cousin, Miss Lizzie Pinkie, — I’ll no say on account of the legacy of seven hundred pounds left her by an uncle, that made his money in foreign parts, and died at Portsmouth of the liver complaint, when he was coming home to enjoy himself ; and Mrs Pawkie told me, that as soon as Mr Pittle could get a kirk, I needna be sur- prised if I heard o’ a marriage betv/een I him and Miss Lizzie. 5o6 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. Had I been a sordid and interested man, this news could never have given me the satisfaction it did, for Miss Lizzie was very fond of my bairns, and it was thought that Peter would have been her heir ; but so far from being concerned at what I heard, I rejoiced thereat, and resolved in secret thought, whenever a vacancy happened (Dr Swapkirk being then fast wearing away), to exert the best of my ability to get the kirk for Mr Pittle, — not, however, unless he was previously married to Miss Lizzie; for, to speak out, she was beginning to stand in need of a protector, and both me and Mrs Pawkie had our fears that she might outlive her income, and in her old age become a cess upon us. And it couldna be said that this was any groundless fear ; for Miss Lizzie, living a lonely maiden life by herself, with only a bit lassie to run her errands, and no being naturally of an active or eydent turn, aften wearied, and to keep up her spirits, gaed, maybe, now and then, oftener to the gardevin than was just necessar, by which, as we thought, she had a tavert look. Howsoever, as Mr Pittle had taken a notion of her, and she pleased his fancy, it was far from our hand to misliken one that was sib to us ; on the contrary, it was a duty laid on me by the ties of blood and relation- ship to do all in my power to further their mutual affection into matrimonial fruition ; and what I did towards that end is the burden of this narrative. Dr Swapkirk, in whom the spark of life was long fading, closed his eyes, and it went utterly out, as to this world, on a Saturday night, between the hours of eleven and twelve. We had that after- noon got an inkling that he was draw- ing near to his end. At the latest, Mrs Pawkie herself went over to the manse, and stayed till she saw him die. “It was a pleasant end,’^ she said, for he was a godly, patient man ; and we were both sorely grieved, though it was a ihing for which we had been long pre- pared, and, indeed, to his family and connections, except for the loss of the stipend, it was a very gentle dispensation, for he had been long a heavy handful, having been for years but, as it were, a breathing lump of mortality, groosy and oozy, and doozy, his faculties being shut up and locked in by a dumb palsy. Having had this early intimation of the Doctor’s removal to a better world, on the Sabbath morning when I went to join the magistrates in the council - chamber, as the usage is, to go to the laft, with the town-officers carrying their halberts before us, according to the ancient custom of all royal burghs, my mind was in a degree prepared to speak to them anent the successor. Little, however, passed at that time, and it so happened that, by some wonder of inspiration (there were, however, folk that said it was taken out of a book of sermons, by one Barrow, an English divine), Mr Pittle that forenoon preached a discourse that made an impression, insomuch that, on our way back to the council-chamber, I said to Provost Vintner that then was — “Really, Mr Pittle seems, if he would exert himself, to have a nerve. I could not have thought it was in the power of his capacity to have given us such a sermon.” The provost thought as I did; so I replied — “We canna, I think, do better than keep him among us. It would, indeed, provost, no be doing justice to the young man to pass another over his head.” I could see that the provost wasna quite sure of what I had been saying ; for he replied, that it was a matter that needed consideration. When we separated at the council- chamber, I threw myself in the way of Bailie Weezle, and walked home with him, our talk being on the subject of the vacancy ; and I rehearsed to him what had passed between me and the provost, saying, that the provost had CHOOSING A MINISTER. made no objection to prefer Mr Pittle, which was the truth. Bailie Weezle was a man no over- laden with worldly wisdom, and had been chosen into the council principally on account of being easily managed. In his business, he was originally by trade a baker in Glasgow, where he made a little money, and came to settle among us with his wife, who was a native of the town, and had her relations here. Being, therefore, an idle man, living on his money, and of a soft and quiet nature, he was, for the reason aforesaid, chosen into the council, where he always voted on the provost’s side ; for in controverted questions- every one is beholden to take a part, and he thought it his duty to side with the chief magistrate. Having convinced the bailie that Mr Pittle had already, as it were, a sort of infeoffment in the kirk, I called in the evening on my old predecessor in the guildry. Bailie M ‘Lucre, who was not a hand to be so easily dealt with ; but I knew his inclinations, and therefore I resolved to go roundly to work with him. So I asked him out to take a walk, and I led him towards the town-moor, con- versing loosely about one thing and another, and touching softly here and there on the vacancy. When we were well on into the middle of the moor, I stopped, and, looking round me, said, — “ Bailie, surely it’s a great neglec’ of the magistrates and council to let this braw broad piece of land, so near the town, lie in a state o’ nature, and giving pasturage to only twa-three of the poor folks’ cows. I wonder you, that’s now a rich man, and with een worth pearls and diamonds, — that ye dinna think of asking a tack of this land ; ye might make a great thing o’t.” The fish nibbled, and told me that he had for some time entertained a thought on the subject ; but he was afraid that I would be over extortionate. “ I wonder to hear you, bailie,” said I ; “I trust and hope no one will ever find me out of the way of justice ; and to convince you that I can do a friendly turn, ril no objec’ to gie you a’ my in- fluence free gratis, if ye’ll gie Mr Pittle a lift into the kirk ; for, to be plain with you, the worthy young man, who, as ye heard to-day, is no without an ability, has long been fond of Mrs Pawkie’s cousin, Miss Lizzie Pinkie ; and I would fain do all that lies in my power to help on the match. The bailie was well pleased with my frankness, and before returning home, we came to a satisfactory understanding ; so that the next thing I had to do was to see Mr Pittle himself on the subject. Accordingly, in the gloaming, I went over to where he stayed : it was with Miss Jenny Killfuddy, an elderly maiden lady, whose father was the minister of Braehill, and the same that is spoken of in the chronicle of Dalmailing, as having had his eye almost put out by a clash of glaur, at the stormy placing of Mr Balwhidder. “ Mr Pittle,” said I, as soon as I was in, and the door closed, “I’m come to you as a friend. Both Mrs Pawkie and me have long discerned that ye have had a look more than common towards our friend Miss Lizzie, and we think it our duty to inquire your intents, before matters gang to greater length.” He looked a little dumfoundered at this salutation, and was at a loss for an answei' ; so I continued — “ If your designs be honourable, and no doubt they are, now’s your time; — strike while the iron’s hot. By the death of the Doctor, the kirk’s vacant, the town-council have the patronage ; and if ye marry Miss Lizzie, my interest and influence shall not be slack in help- ing you into the poopit.” In short, out of what passed that night, on the Monday following, Mr Pittle and Miss Lizzie were married; and by my dexterity, together with the able So8 TH'E BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. help I had in Bailie M‘Lucre, he was in due season placed and settled in the parish ; and the next year, more than fifty acres of the town-moor were in- closed, on a nine hundred and ninety- nine years’ tack, at an easy rate, between me and the bailie, he paying the half of j the expense of the ditching andu'ooting j out of the whins ; and it was acknow- i ledged, by every one that saw it, that | there had not been a greater improve- i ment for many years in all the country- i side. But to the best actions there will be adverse and discontented spirits ; and, on this occasion, there were not wanting persons naturally of a disloyal opposition I temper, who complained of the inclosure as a usurpation of the rights and pro- perty of the poorer burghers. Such re- vilings, however, are what all persons in authority must suffer ; and they had only the effect of making me button my coat, and look out the crooser to the blast. — ‘ ‘ The Provost. ’ ’ THE MEAL MOB. 'During the winter of i8 — there was a great scarcity of grain in the western districts of Scotland. The ex- pediency of the corn laws was then hotly discussed, but the keen hunger of wives and children went further to em- bitter the spirits of the lower orders. The abstract question was grasped at as a vent for ill-humour, or despairingly, as a last chance for preservation. As usual, ! exaggerated reports were caught up and circulated by the hungry operatives, of immense prices demanded by grain- merchants and farmers, and of great stores of grain garnered up for ex- portation. As a natural consequence of all these circumstances, serious dis- turbances took place in more than one burgh. The town of , in which I then resided, had hitherto been spared, but a riot was, in the temper of the poor, daily to be expected. Numbers of special constables were sworn in. The commander of the military party then in the barracks was warned to hold him- self in readiness. Such members of the county yeomanry corps as resided in or near the town were requested to lend their aid, if need should be. I was sitting comfortably by my fire- side, one dark, cold evening, conversing j with a friend over a tumbler of toddy, when we were both summoned to ^ officiate in our capacity of constables. The poor fellows who fell at Waterloo sprang from their hard, curtainless beds with less reluctance. We lingered rather longer than decency allowed of, buttoning our greatcoats and adjust- ing our comforters. At last, casting a ! piteous look at the fire, which was just beginning to burn up gloriously, we pressed our hats deeper over our eyes, grasped our batons, and sallied forth. The mischief had begun in the mills at the town-head, and as the parties em- ployed in the mob went to work with less reluctance than we had 'done, the premises were fairly gutted, and the plunderers, (or, more properly speaking, devastators) on their way to another scene of action, before a sufficient posse of our body could be mustered. We encountered the horde coming down the main street. The advanced guard consisted of an immense swarm of little ragged boys, running scatteredly with stones in their hands and bonnets. These were flanked and followed by a number of dirty, draggle-tailed drabs, most of them with children in their arms. Upon them followed a dense mass of men of all j ages, many of them in the garb of THE MEAL MOB, 509 sailors, for the tars had learned that the soldiery were likely to be employed against the people, and there is a standing feud between the salt-waters ” and the “ lobsters.” There was also a vague and ill-regulated sympathy for the suffering they saw around them, working at the bottom. All this array we half saw, half conjectured, by the dim light of the dirty street lamps. The body was silent, but for the incessant pattering of their feet as they moved along. The word was given to clear the street, and we advanced with right ill- will upon them. The first ranks gave back, but there arose immediately a^ universal and deafening hooting, groan- ing, yelling, and whistling. The shrill and angry voices of women were heard above all, mingled with the wailing of their terrified babes. ‘‘We maun hae meat ; ” “Fell the gentle boutchers ; ” “Belay there! spank him with your pole ; ” resounded on every side, in the screaming tones of women, and the deep voices of sailors, garnished and enforced with oaths too dreadful to mention. Nor was this all : a shower of stones came whizzing past our ears from the boy-tirailleurs mentioned above, levelling some of our companions, , jingling among the windows, and ex- tinguishing the lamps. Some of the boldest of the men next attempted to wrest the batons from the constables who stood near them. In this they were assisted by the women, who crushed into our ranks, and prevented us giving our cudgels free play. The stones . continued to fly in all directions, hitting the rioters as often as the pre- servers of the peace. The parties tugged and pulled at each other most stub^bornly, while the screams of pain and anger, the yell of triumph, and hoarse execrations, waxed momentarily louder and more terrific. At last the constables were driven back, with the loss of all their batons and most of their best men. The mob rushed onward with a triumphant hurrah, and turned down a side street leading to a granary, in which they believed a great quantity of grain was stored up. The proprietor’s house stood beside it. A volley of stones was discharged against the latter, which shattered every window in the house, and the missiles were followed by a thunder-growl of maledictions, which made the hair of the innocent inmates stand on their heads, and their hearts die within them. The crowd stood irresolute for a moment. A tall athletic sailor advanced to the door of the granary. “ Have you never a marlin-spike to bouse open the hatch- way here ? ” A crowbar w^as handed to him. “A glim ! a glim ! ” cried voices from different parts of the crowd. It was now for the first time discovered that some of the party had provided themselves with torches, for after a few minutes’ fumbling a light was struck, and immediately the pitch brands cast a lurid light over the scene. The state of the corn merchant’s family must now have been dreadful. The multitude stood hushed as death, or as the coming thunderstorm. All this time the sailor of whom I have spoken had been prising away with his bar at the granary door. At this moment a heavy-measured tread was heard indistinctly in the dis- tance. It drew nearer, and became more distinct. Some respectable bur- ghers, who had assembled, and stood aloof gazing on the scene, now edged closer to the crowd, and addressed the nearest women in a low voice : “Yon’s the sodgers. ” The hint was taken, for, one by one, the women gathered their infants closer in their arms, and dropped off. First one and then another pale- faced, consumptive-looking weaver fol- lowed their example in silence. The trampling now sounded close at hand, and its measured note was awful in tlie hush of the dark night. The panic now spread to the boys, who flew asunder I 510 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. on all sides — like a parcel of carion flies when disturbed by a passenger — squalling, ‘‘Yon’s the sodgers ! ” So effectual was the dispersion that ensued, that when the soldiers defiled into the wider space before the granary, no one remained except the door-breaker, and one or two of the torch-holders. The latter threw down their brands and scampered. The lights were snatched up before they were extin- guished, by some of the boldest con- stables. Of all the rioters only one remained — the tall sailor, who may be termed their ringleader. The foremost rank of the soldiers was nearly up to him, and others were defiling from behind to intercept him should he attempt to reach the side streets. He stood still, watchful as a wild beast when surrounded by hunters, but with an easy roll of his body, and a good- humoured smile upon his face. “ Yield, Robert Jones,” cried the provost, who feared he might meditate a desperate and unavailing resistance. But instead of answering, Robert sprung upon a soldier who was forming into line at his right side, struck up the man’s musket, twisted off the bayonet, and making it shine through the air in the torchlight like a rocket, tripped up his heels. “Not yet, lobster!” he exclaimed, as the bayonet of the fallen hero’s left-hand man glanced innocuously past him, so saying, the sailor rapidly disappeared down a dark lane . — Edinburgh Liter a 7 y Jour not. THE FL It was on the day before the flitting, or removal, that John Armour’s farm- stock, and indeed everything he had, ex- cepting as much as might furnish a small cottage, was to be rouped to meet his debts. No doubt it was a heart-rending scene to all the family, though his wife considered all their losses light, when compared with her husband’s peace of mind. The great bustle of the sale, however, denied him the leisure which a just view of his condition made most to be dreaded ; so that it was not till late in the evening, when all was quiet again, — his cherished possessions re- moved, and time allowed him to brood over his state, — that the deep feelings of vexation and despair laid hold of his spirit. The evening was one of remark- able beauty ; the birds never more rapturous, the grass never greener around the farm-house. The turf seat on which old Hugh was wont to I T T I N G. rest, in the corner of the little garden, was white with gowans ; the willows and honeysuckles that overarched it all full of life ; the air was bland, the cushat’s distant cooing very plaintive; — all but the inhabitants of the humble dwelling was tranquil and delighted. But they were downcast ; each one pur- sued some necessary preparation for to- morrow’s great change, saying little, but deeply occupied with sad thoughts. Once the wife ejaculated — “ Oh, that the morn was ower 1 ” “Yes,” said her husband, “the morn, and every morn d’ them ! — but I wish this gloaming had been stormy.” He could not settle — he could not eat — he avoided conversation ; and, with his hat drawn over his brow, he traversed wearily the same paths, and did over and over again the same things. It was near bedtime, when one of the children said to her mother — ‘ ‘ My faither’s stan’in’ at the corner THE FLITTING, 511 o’ the stable, and didna speak to me when I spak to him ; — gang out, mother, and bring him in.” ‘‘If he wad but speak to me ! ” was the mother’s answer. She went out, — the case had become extreme, — and she ventured to argue with and reprove him. “ Ye do wrang, John — this is no like yoursel ; — the world’s fu’ of affliction — ithers ken that as weel as you — ye maunna hae a’ things your ain way : there’s Ane abune us wha has said, ‘ In sorrow shalt thou eat thy bread all the days of thy life.’ Ye canna expect to gang free ; and I maun say it wadna be gude for ony o’ us. Maybe greater ills are yet to befa’ ye, and then ye’ll rue sair that ye hae gien way at this time ; come in, John, wi’ me ; time will wear a’ this out o’ mind.” He struck his hand against his brow — he grasped at his neckcloth — and after choking on a few syllables which he could not utter, tears gushed from his eyes, and he melted in a long heart- rending fit of weeping. Oh, it is a sorrowful thing to see a strong hard- featured man shedding tears ! His sobs are so heavy, his wail so full- toned ! John Armour, perhaps for twenty years a stranger to weeping, had now to burst the sealed sluices of manhood’s grief, which nothing but the resistless struggle of agony could accomplish, ere relief could reach his labouring breast. Now it was he sought the dearest sanctuary on earth — he leaned upon his wife’s bosom, and she lavished on him the riches of a woman’s love. At length he went to rest, gentler in spirit, and borne down by a less frightful woe than what had lately oppressed him. Next morning brought round the bustle of flitting. There is a deep interest -attending a scene of this kind, altogether separate from the feelings of those who have to leave a favourite abode. Circumstances of antiquity — of mystery — belong to it. The demolition even of an old house has something melancholy ; the dismantling it of furni- ture is not less affecting. Some of the servants that had been at one time about the farm assisted on this occasion, and entered fully into the sentiments now described. “ That press has been there. I’ll war- ran’, this fifty years ; it was his mother’s, and cam on her blithe marriage-day ; the like o’t ye’ll no see now-a-days — it’s fresh yet. Few hae seen the back o’ thee, I trow, these twa days, but the wabsters and sclaters ; they winna ken what to mak o’ this wark ; let me look into the back o’t.” “ I wad be a wee eerie,” said another, feeling the gloomy appearance of the old empty dwelling suggest thoughts allied to superstition, “about ganging into that toom house at night ; I wad aye be thinkin’ o’ meeting wi’ auld Hugh, honest man.” The flitting set off to a cottage about two miles distant ; two cart loads of furniture, one milk cow, and the old watch-dog, were its amount. John Armour lingered a little behind, as did his wife, for she was unwilling to leave him there alone. He then proceeded to every part of the premises. The barn and stable kept him a few mo- ments ; the rest he hurried over, except- ing the kitchen and spence. When he came to the kitchen (for it was the apartment he visited last), he leant his head 'for an instant against the mantel- piece, and fixed his eyes on the hearth- stone. A deep sigh escaped him, and his wife then took him by the hand to lead him away, which he resisted not, only saying, — “I hae mind o’ mony a thing that happened here — then casting his eyes hastily round the desolate apartment, — “ but fareweel to thee for ever ! ” In a few minutes they overtook the flitting, nor did he once turn again his head to- wards the desolate place which had so firm a hold of his heart. — “ My Grand- father s FarmL 512 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY, EWEN OE THE LITTLE HEAD: A LEGEND OF THE WESTERN ISLES. About three hundred years ago, Ewen Maclean of Lochbuy, in the island of Mull, having been engaged in a quarrel with a neighbouring chief, a day was fixed for determining the affair by the sword. Lochbuy, before the day arrived, consulted a celebrated witch as to the result of the feud.- The witch declared, that if Lochbuy’s wife should on the morning of that day give him and his men food unasked, he would be victorious ; but if not, the result would be the reverse. This was a' disheartening response for the unhappy votary, his wife being a noted shrew. The fatal morning arrived, and the hour for meeting the enemy approached-; but there appeared no symptoms of refreshment for Lochbuy and his men. At length the unfortunate man was compelled to ask his wife to supply them vdth food. She set down before them curds, but without spoons. The men ate the curds as well as they could with their hands ; but Lochbuy himself ate none. After behaving with the greatest bravery in the bloody conflict which ensued, he fell covered with wounds, leaving his wife to the execration of his people. But the miseries brought on the luckless chief by his sordid and shrewish spouse did not end with his life, for he died fasting ; and his ghost is frequently seen to this day riding the very horse on which he was mounted when he was killed. It was a small, but very neat and active pony, dun or mouse coloured, to which Lochbuy was much attached, and on which he had ridden for many years before his death. His appearance is as accurately described in the island of Mull as any >steed is in Newmarket. The prints of his shoes are discerned by connoisseurs, and the rattling of his curb is recognized in the darkest night. He is not particular in regard to roads, for he goes up hill and down dale with equal velocity. His hard-fated rider still wears the same green cloak which covered him in his last battle ; and he is particularly distinguished by the small size of his head. It is now above three hundred years since Ewen-a-Chin- Vig (A nglice, Hugh of the Little Head ”) fell in the field of honour ; but ne-ither the vigour of the horse nor of the rider is- yet diminished. His mournful duty has always been to attend the dying moments of every member of his own numerous tribe, and to escort the departed spirit on its long and arduous journey. Some years ago, he accosted one of his own people (indeed, he has never been known to notice any other), and shak- ing him cordially by the hand, he attempted to place him on the saddle behind himself, but the uncourteous dog declined the honour. Ewen struggled hard, but the clown was a great strong, clumsy fellow, and stuck to the earth with all his might. He candidly acknowledged, however, that his chief would have prevailed, had it not been for a birch tree which stood by, and which he got within the fold of his left armi The contest became then very warm indeed. At length, however, Ewen lost his seat for the first time ; and the instant the pony found he was his own master, he set off with the fleetness of lightning. Ewen immedietely pur- sued his steed, and the wearied rustic sped his way homeward. — Lit. Gazette. BASIL ROLLAND. BASIL ROLLAND. Chapter I. In May, quhen men yied everichone With Robene Hoid and Littil John, To bring in bowis and birken bobynis. Now all sic game is fasti ings gone, Bot gif if be amangs do win Robbynis. — A. Scott. The period at which the circumstances recorded in the following narrative hap- pened was in the troubled year of 1639. At that time the points in dispute be- twixt Charles and his subjects were most violently contested, and the par- tizans of each were in arms all over the country, endeavouring, by partial and solitary operations, to gain the ascend- ancy for their faction. The first cause of these disturbances was the attempt of the monarch to establish Episcopacy over Scotland — a form of worship which had always been disliked by the Scotch, as they considered it but a single step removed from Popery. The intemperate zeal with which Charles prosecuted his views (occasioned by a misconception of the national character of his subjects), and his averseness to compromise or conciliation, first gave rise to the com- bination called the Covenanters ; weak at first, but in a short time too powerful to be shaken by the exertions of the High Churchmen. One of the first and most politic steps taken by the Council of the Covenant, denominated “the Tables,’* was the framing of the celebrated Bond or Covenant ; the subscribers of which bound themselves to resist the intro- duction of Popery and Prelacy, and to stand by each other in case of inno- vations on the established worship. Charles seeing, at last, the strength of this associ^,tion, uttered, in his turn, a covenant renouncing Popery ; he also dispensed with the use of the Prayer Book, the Five Articles of Perth, and ( 9 ) other things connected with public worship which were obnoxious to the Covenanters. During this contention, the citizens of Aberdeen remained firmly attached to the royal interest, and appear to have come in with every resolution that was adopted by the government. In 1638, a deputation from “ the Tables,” among whom was the celebrated Andrew Cant (from whom the mission was denominated “ Cant’s Visitation ”), arrived in the town, for the purpose of inducing the inhabitants to subscribe the Covenant ; but as their representa- tions entirely failed of success, they w^ere obliged to desist. The Earl of Montrose arrived in Aberdeen in the spring of 1639, and, partly by the terror of his arms, partly by the representations of the clergy that accompanied him, succeeded in imposing the Covenant on the townsmen. After his departure, a body of the royalists, commanded by the Laird of Banff, having routed the forces of Frazer and Forbes, took possession of the town, and wreaked their vengeance on all who had sub- scribed the Covenant They only re- mained five days in the town, and, on their departure, it was occupied by the Earl of Marischal, who in turn harassed the royalists. As soon as Montrose heard of these occurrences, being doubt- ful of the fidelity of the inhabitants, he marched to Aberdeen again, disarmed the citizens, and imposed a heavy fine upon them. The citizens, who had been impoverished by' these unjust 2 K THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. 514 exactions, were somewhat relieved, w^hen Montrose, their greatest scourge, after another short visit, marched into Angus and disbanded his army. It was in the month of June that the citizens began to feel themselves elated by the prospect, if not of peace, of the seat of the war being removed from their dwellings, on the disbanding of Montrose’s forces, and at liberty to say anything about the Covenant that might seem good unto them. Those who had subscribed it under the influ- ence of fear (and they were not a small number) veered round to the king’s party, and sounded the praises of the Viscount of Aboyne, who had landed at Aberdeen on the part of his Majesty. Their former losses and sufferings were all forgotten, and a general disposition for rejoicing was to be seen among them. Provost Leslie and his colleagues were inclined to encourage this, as it might lead those who had a hankering after the Covenant to turn to the loyal side, which allowed them greater latitude in their games and plays. It was therefore announced that, in the ensuing week, the pastime of Robin Hood and Little John (which had not been celebrated in the beginning of May, the usual time, on account of the disturbances) should be practised on the playfield, along with the usual helps to merriment. Of all the crowds that poured out from the town on that day to see the spectacle, it is our business only to take notice of a young man and maiden that tripped along just as it was commencing. They appeared to be of the first order of the citizens. The maiden was a lively, interesting little girl, with blue eyes and a fine complexion ; her limbs moulded into the most exact symmetry, and her whole appearance in the utmost degree fascinating. Her dress was white, with a sort of scarf or plaid wound round her person, and fastened by a loop and silver button on the left shoulder. Her flaxen hair, except a few ringlets which strayed down her neck, was confined by a silken snood, which, even at that period, was the badge of Scottish maidens. Her companion was above the middle size, of rather a slender make and ruddy complexion, with ex- pressive dark eyes, and coal black hair flowing down, according to the fashion of the royalists, in large and glossy curls. He was about twenty years of age, and though his figure was somewhat boyish, — or feminine if you will, — yet the fire of his eye, the intelligence of his counte- nance, and the activity of his frame, confirmed his claims to manhood. Al- though the young man intended only to be a spectator of the revels, he was dressed in green, with bow and arrows, which was the dress of the actors of the play. As they approached the playfield, now called Gilcomston, the shouts of the delighted populace were heard, mingled with the sounds of the pipe, fiddle, and trumpet, the songs of the minstrels, and the cries of the jugglers. The Abbot and Prior of Bon-Accord (or, as they were called after the Reformation, Robin Hood and Little John) had just arrived ; and having been greeted by the popu- lace, were forming a ring for the cele- bration of the sports, which was guarded by a body of their archers. We have no need to detail the performance ; suffice it to say, that the piece was intended for a satire on the Covenanters, they being shown to the lieges under the semblance of evil spirits, and the royalists of angels of light. Towards the close of it, the young man whom we have mentioned felt his sleeve pulled by a person behind him. “Thou art he whom I seek,” said the person who thus forced himself on his notice; “and thy name is Basil Rolland.” “ It is,” returned he ; “declare your business. ” “Not here. Thou seest we are sur- rounded by the multitude. Remove BASIL ROLLAND. SIS with me to a little distance, for I would hold some secret converse with thee.” “ That may not be. 1 came to squire this maiden to the revels, and may not leave her alone.” “ Suffer the damsel to tariy here for a short space, and follow me to a little distance.” “ Go with the stranger, Basil,” said she, “and I will remain in the same spot till you return.” “Do so then, Mary,” said Basil; “ I’ll return anon.” As they retired to some distance from the crowd, Basil had leisure to note the appearance of the stranger. From his dress little could be learned ; it was in the extremity of plainness. He had been a man of uncommon muscular strength, but it seemed much decayed, perhaps from the struggles of an active life. His eyes were sunk, but retained their lustre ; and premature furrows were on his brow. When he halted, Basil addressed him : “ Will it please you then, sir, to communicate your tidings ? ” “Then I ask thee, Basil Rolland, what dost thou here ? ” “Why, grave sir. I’ll answer thy question with another,” said Basil, laughing at this solemn opening of the conference : “what dost thou here?” “My gray hairs, young man, area testimony unto thee that I come not here on any light matter.” “ Why then, my foolish face may be a testimony to thee of the lightness of the cause that brought me hither. Marry 1 we have at last got rid of Montrose and his prickeared gang, wherefore we may be allowed to enjoy ourselves on the prospect of peace,” “Enjoy thyself!” said he. “And what enjoyment canst thou gain from these absurd and impious mummeries ? They are a sacrifice to the evil one ; a bloody engine of Prelacy to betray the unthinking soul. Peace ! What have ye to do with peace ? Have not thy friends been treacherous as a snare, and unstable as water ? Hath not the finger of Heaven written bitter things against them for their guile and deceit ? Have not their enemies trampled them under foot, and they in whom they trusted been as a scourge and as a snare unto them ? Have they not been lukewarm in the good cause, regarding the favour of men more than the will of God? Are they not even now triumphing at the hurt of Israel, and rejoicing that the pure evangel has been withdrawn from them ? Let them lean on those whom they have chosen, and well shall it be for them if they can protect them against the just wrath of the godly.” “Your words are dark and threaten- ing, old man, but to me they appear as the ravings of a feverish dreamer. You seem to tell me of some danger hanging over us ; but our enemy’s forces are disbanded, and in my judgment there is nothing to fear. The town is fortified : Aboyne, with a strong army, possesses it. So away with these fancies ; and if you have aught to say that concerns me particularly, say on, for I must return to my sister.” “Thy sister? Well, Mary Leslie may de- serve the name. I am thy friend, where- fore I am so thou slialt quickly know. Ponder well what I have said. Remem- ber that the calm often precedes the storm, and that it is better to take part with the faithful, even in adversity, than to be the friend of covenant-breaking, soul-seducing prelatists. I will see thee to-morrow at the booth of Samuel Fair- text at eventide. Meet me there, and it shall be for thy good. Farewell, mayst thou be partaker of all covenant blessings.” So saying, he walked off, and in a short time was lost among the crowd, leaving Basil at a loss what to make of his insinuations. When he came up with Mary Leslie, the Skinners, who re- presented the royalists, had succeeded in driving the Litsters, who represented §i6 THE BOOK OF SCOTTISH STORY. the Covenanters, into a smoky den or booth, which, in a moment after, took hre, while the whole angelic train joined in a song to the praise of the Viscount of Aboyne. He remarked, however, that the spec- tators were now very inattentive to the sports. They were drawn together into small knots, all over the field, in earnest conversation, which, as it became more general, entirely drowned the iron voices of the performing cherubs. The spec- tators began to leave the field in great numbers. Robin Hood’s body-guard even followed their example, and Little John, by the same inexplicable spirit of discontent, deserted his friend and leader. The whisper (as it was at first) was not long in extending to the spot where Basil and Mary were stand- ing. The cause of the disturbance may be gathered from the following conversation : — “Now, the like o’ this I never saw,” said Thomas Chalmers, deacon of the fleshers. “That deil’s buckie Montrose is to the road again, an’ cornin’ wi’ thousands upon thousands to the town. Fient a hoof mair will I get killed till we be clear o’ him.” “ Weel, weel,” said Jamie Jingle, the bellman, “it’s a gude thing it’s nae waur. Come wha like, they’ll aye need a bellman.” “Nae waur, ye clappertongue!” said another. “I wad like to ken what waur could come ? Willna a’ thing we hae be spulzied by thae rascals, — black be their cast ! — an’ wunna there be anither speel at the Covenant, whilk we hae a’ ta’en an’ unta’en about half-a- dozen o’ times already?” “ Ye’re vera right, Saunders,” said the chief of the tanners ; “ but for a’ that, Aboyne may gie him his kail through the reek ; and, if the news be true, there will be a great demand for shoon and belts, whilk sud be a source o’ comfort, ye ken.” “ What hae I to do wi’ your belts an’ your brogues, Benjie Barkhide ? What hae I to do wi’them,,! say? A murrain on the Covenanters, say I, and a’ that pertains to them.” “A curse on the Covenanters an’ prelatemongers baith, conjunctly and severally!” said another citizen. “I wish the deil would suite his nose with the hale clanjamphry, though he sud get me to the bet o’ the bargain, for wishing them sae.” “Wha would hae thought o’ this in the morning?” said Barkhide. “Weel, lads, I think we sud a’ gae hame, an’ put as mony o’ our bits o’ things out o’ the way as we can.” They departed, and this sentiment becoming general, in a short time the play field was emptied of the revellers. As Mary and Basil moved homewards with the rest, the latter evaded the questions put to him concerning the stranger. He saw, however, a coinci- dence between his darkly expressed hints and the events of the day ; and while he resolved for the present to keep this secret, he anxiously wished for the promised interview. BASIL ROLLAND, S^7 Chapter II. The red cross glares on Frazer's towers. My love, I dare not stay ; The bugle peals through Lovat’s bowers. My love, I must away . — Old Ballad. We shall now conduct the reader to a shop in the Broadgate, over which appeared in ancient characters, — ^Patrick ^