OF THE U N I V LR.S ITY Of ILLINOIS aw F45 IQOS v,4 Univ.of ill. Library S+ z 7 Lcrfest Date^f ° n ° r before the Test Date stamped below. — H4i THE WORKS OF EUGENE FIELD Digitized by the Internet Archive in 2016 https://archive.org/details/writingsinprosev04fiel THE WRITINGS IN PROSE AND VERSE OF EUGENE FIELD F ^OEMS OF CHILDHOOD & riqn^otorH £ moil 5iKi, 'U^o**. «£*, toy^ H^ Cll«^u A£ O^ (W») U*. Ug»> LiU«4 dtU^ **V ^Wr^ 1 l^Stfe^w^ 'W39 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD So when children shout and scamper And make merry all the day, When there ’s naught to put a damper To the ardor of their play; When 1 hear their laughter ringing, Then I ’m sure as sure can be That the Dinkey-Bird is singing In the amfalula tree. For the Dinkey-Bird’s bravuras And staccatos are so sweet — His roulades, appoggiaturas, And robustos so complete, That the youth of every nation — Be they near or far away — Have especial delectation In that gladsome roundelay. Their eyes grow bright and brighter, Their lungs begin to crow, Their hearts get light and lighter, And their cheeks are all aglow; For an echo cometh bringing The news to all and me, That the Dinkey-Bird is singing In the amfalula tree. 40 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD I ’m sure you like to go there To see your feathered friend — And so many goodies grow there You would like to comprehend! Speed , little dreams, your winging To that land across the sea. Where the Dinkey-Bird is singing In the amf alula tree ! THE DRUM I ’M a beautiful red, red drum, And I train with the soldier boys As up the street we come. Wonderful is our noise! There ’s Tom, and Jim, and Phil, And Dick, and Nat, and Fred, While Widow Cutler’s Bill And I march on ahead, With a r-r-rat-tat-tat And a tum-titty-um-tum-tum — Oh, there ’s bushels of fun in that For boys with a little red drum ! The Injuns came last night While the soldiers were abed, And they gobbled a Chinese kite And off to the woods they fled! 142 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD The woods are the cherry-trees Down in the orchard lot, And the soldiers are marching to seize The booty the Injuns got. With tum-titty-um-tum-tum, And r-r-rat-tat-tat, When soldiers marching come Injuns had better scat! Step up there, little Fred, And, Charley, have a mind! Jim is as far ahead As you two are behind! Ready with gun and sword Your valorous work to do — Yonder the Injun horde Are lying in wait for you. And their hearts go pitapat When they hear the soldiers come With a r-r-rat-tat-tat And a tum-titty-um-tum-tum ! Course it ’s all in play! The skulking Injun crew That hustled the kite away Are little white boys, like you ! >43 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD But “honest” or “just in fun,” It is all the same to me; And, when the battle is won, Home once again march we With a r-r-rat-tat-tat And tum-titty-um-tum-tum ; And there ’s glory enough in that For the boys with their little red drum >44 THE DEAD BABE L AST night, as my dear babe lay dead, j In agony I knelt and said: “O God! what have I done, Or in what wise offended Thee, That Thou should’st take away from me My little son ? “Upon the thousand useless lives, Upon the guilt that vaunting thrives, Thy wrath were better spent! Why shouldst Thou take my little son — Why shouldst Thou vent Thy wrath upon This innocent?” Last night, as my dear babe lay dead, Before mine eyes the vision spread Of things that might have been: Licentious riot, cruel strife, Forgotten prayers, a wasted life Dark-red with sin ! '45 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD Then, with sweet music in the air, I saw another vision there: A Shepherd in whose keep A little lamb — my little child! Of worldly wisdom undefiled, Lay fast asleep ! Last night, as my dear babe lay dead, In those two messages I read A wisdom manifest; And though my arms be childless now, 1 am content — to Him I bow Who knoweth best. 146 THE HAPPY HOUSEHOLD I T ’s when the birds go piping and the day- light slowly breaks, That, clamoring for his dinner, our precious baby wakes; Then it ’s sleep no more for baby, and it ’s sleep no more for me, For, when he wants his dinner, why it ’s dinner it must be! And of that lacteal fluid he partakes with great ado, While gran’ma laughs, And gran’pa laughs, And wife, she laughs, And I — well, / laugh, too ! You ’d think, to see us carrying on about that little tad, That, like as not, that baby was the first we ’d ever had; '47 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD But, sakes alive! he is n’t, yet we people make a fuss As if the only baby in the world had come to us ! And, morning, noon, and night-time, what- ever he may do, Gran’ma, she laughs, Gran’pa, he laughs, Wife, she laughs, And I, of course, laugh, too! But once — a likely spell ago — when that poor little chick From teething or from some such ill of in- fancy fell sick, You would n’t know us people as the same that went about A-feelin’ good all over, just to hear him crow and shout; And, though the doctor poohed our fears and said he ’d pull him through, Old gran’ma cried, And gran’pa cried, And wife, she cried, And I — yes, / cried, too! 148 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD It makes us all feel good to have a baby on the place, With his everlastin’ crowing and his dimp- ling, dumpling face; The patter of his pinky feet makes music everywhere, And when he shakes those fists of his, good-by to every care! No matter our trouble is, when he begins to coo. Old gran’ma laughs, And gran’pa laughs, Wife, she laughs, And 1 — you bet, / laugh, too! 149 SO, SO, ROCK-A-BY SO! S O, so, rock-a-by so ! Off to the garden where dreamikins grow; And here is a kiss on your winkyblink eyes, And here is a kiss on your dimpledown cheek, And here is a kiss for the treasure that lies In the beautiful garden ’way up in the skies Which you seek. Now mind these three kisses wherever you go — So, so, rock-a-by so! There ’s one little fumfay who lives there, 1 know, For he dances all night where the dreamikins grow; I send him this kiss on your droopydrop eyes, I send him this kiss on your rosyred cheek. 150 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD And here is a kiss for the dream that shall rise When the fumfay shall dance in those far- away skies Which you seek. Be sure that you pay those three kisses you owe — So, so, rock-a-by so! And, by-low, as you rock-a-by go, Don’t forget mother who loveth you so! And here is her kiss on your weepydeep eyes, And here is her kiss on your peachypink cheek, And here is her kiss for the dreamland that lies Like a babe on the breast of those far-away skies Which you seek — The blinkywink garden where dreamikins grow — So, so, rock-a-by so! 15 THE SONG OF LUDDY-DUD A SUNBEAM comes a-creeping Into my dear one’s nest, And sings to our babe a-sleeping The song that I love the best: “’T is little Luddy-Dud in the morn- ing— ’T is little Luddy-Dud at night; And all day long ’T is the same sweet song Of that waddling, toddling, coddling little mite, Luddy-Dud.” The bird to the tossing clover, The bee to the swaying bud, Keep singing that sweet song over Of wee little Luddy-Dud. 152 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD “’T is little Luddy-Dud in the morn- ing— ’T is little Luddy-Dud at night; And all day long ’T is the same dear song Of that growing, crowing, knowing little sprite, Luddy-Dud.” Luddy-Dud’s cradle is swinging Where softly the night winds blow, And Luddy-Dud’s mother is singing A song that is sweet and low; “’T is little Luddy-Dud in the morn- ing— ’T is little Luddy-Dud at night; And all day long ’T is the same sweet song Of my nearest and my dearest heart’s de- light, Luddy-Dud!” '53 THE DUEL T HE gingham dog and the calico cat Side by side on the table sat; ’T was half-past twelve, and (what do you think!) Nor one nor t’ other had slept a wink! The old Dutch clock and the Chinese plate Appeared to know as sure as fate There was going to be a terrible spat. (I was n’t there; I simply state What was told to me by the Chinese plate !) The gingham dog went ‘ ‘ Bow-wow-wow ! ” And the calico cat replied “ Mee-ow! ” The air was littered, an hour or so, With bits of gingham and calico, While the old Dutch clock in the chim- ney-place Up with its hands before its face, •54 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD For it always dreaded a family row ! (Now mind: I ’m only telling you What the old Dutch clock declares is true !) The Chinese plate looked very blue, And wailed, “Oh, dear! what shall we do!” But the gingham dog and the calico cat Wallowed this way and tumbled that, Employing every tooth and claw In the awfullest way you ever saw — And, oh ! how the gingham and calico flew ! (Don’t fancy / exaggerate — I got my news from the Chinese plate !) Next morning, where the two had sat They found no trace of dog or cat; And some folks think unto this day That burglars stole that pair away ! But the truth about the cat and pup Is this: they ate each other up! Now what do you really think of that! ( The old Dutch clock it told me so. And that is how l came to know.) '55 GOOD-CHILDREN STREET T HERE ’S a dear little home in Good- Children street — My heart turneth fondly to-day Where tinkle of tongues and patter of feet Make sweetest of music at play; Where the sunshine of love illumines each face And warms every heart in that old-fashioned place. For dear little children go romping about With dollies and tin tops and drums, And, my! how they frolic and scamper and shout Till bedtime too speedily comes! Oh, days they are golden and days they are fleet With little folk livinginGood-Childrenstreet. 156 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD See, here comes an army with guns painted red, And swords, caps, and plumes of all sorts ; The captain rides gaily and proudly ahead On a stick-horse that prances and snorts ! Oh, legions of soldiers you ’re certain to meet — Nice make-believe soldiers — in Good-Chil- dren street. And yonder Odette wheels her dolly about — Poor dolly! 1 ’m sure she is ill, For one of her blue china eyes has dropped out And her voice is asthmatic’ly shrill. Then, too, I observe she is minus her feet, Which causes much sorrow in Good-Chil- dren street. ’T is so the dear children go romping about With dollies and banners and drums, And I venture to say they are sadly put out When an end to their jubilee comes : Oh, days they are golden and days they are fleet With little folk living in Good-Children street ! '57 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD But when falleth night over river and town, Those little folk vanish from sight, And an angel all white from the sky cometh down And guardeth the babes through the night, And singeth her lullabies tender and sweet To the dear little people in Good-Children street. Though elsewhere the world be o’erburdened with care, Though poverty fall to my lot, Though toil and vexation be always my share, What care I — they trouble me not! This thought maketh life ever joyous and sweet: There ’s a dear little home in Good-Children street. .58 THE DELECTABLE BALLAD OF THE WALLER LOT U P yonder in Buena Park There is a famous spot, In legend and in history Yclept the Waller Lot. There children play in daytime And lovers stroll by dark, For ’t is the goodliest trysting-place In all Buena Park. Once on a time that beauteous maid, Sweet little Sissy Knott, Took out her pretty doll to walk Within the Waller Lot. While thus she fared, from Ravenswood Came Injuns o’er the plain, And seized upon that beauteous maid And rent her doll in twain. 159 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD Oh, ’t was a piteous thing to hear Her lamentations wild; She tore her golden curls and cried: “My child! My child! My child!” Alas, what cared those Injun chiefs How bitterly wailed she ? They never had been mothers, And they could not hope to be! “ Have done with tears,” they rudely quoth, And then they bound her hands; For they proposed to take her off To distant border lands. But, joy! from Mr. Eddy’s barn Doth Willie Clow behold The sight that makes his hair rise up And all his blood run cold. He put his fingers in his mouth And whistled long and clear, And presently a goodly horde Of cowboys did appear. 160 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD Cried Willie Clow: “ My comrades bold, Haste to the Waller Lot, And rescue from that Injun band Our charming Sissy Knott! “Spare neither Injun buck nor squaw, But smite them hide and hair! Spare neither sex nor age nor size, And no condition spare! ” Then sped that cowboy band away, Full of revengeful wrath. And Kendall Evans rode ahead Upon a hickory lath. And next came gallant Dady Field And Willie’s brother Kent, The Eddy boys and Robbie James, On murderous purpose bent. For they were much beholden to That maid — in sooth, the lot Were very, very much in love With charming Sissy Knott. 161 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD What wonder ? She was beauty’s queen, And good beyond compare; Moreover, it was known she was Her wealthy father’s heir! Now when the Injuns saw that band They trembled with afFright, And yet they thought the cheapest thing To do was stay and fight. So sturdily they stood their ground, Nor would their prisoner yield, Despite the wrath of Willie Clow And gallant Dady Field. Oh, never fiercer battle raged Upon the Waller Lot, And never blood more freely flowed Than flowed for Sissy Knott! An Injun chief of monstrous size Got Kendall Evans down, And Robbie James was soon o’erthrown By one of great renown. LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD And Dady Field was sorely done, And Willie Clow was hurt, And all that gallant cowboy band Lay wallowing in the dirt. But still they strove with might and main Till all the Waller Lot Was strewn with hair and gouts of gore — All, all for Sissy Knott! Then cried the maiden in despair: “Alas, 1 sadly fear The battle and my hopes are lost, Unless some help appear! ” Lo, as she spoke, she saw afar The rescuer looming up — The pride of all Buena Park, Clow’s famous yellow pup! “Now, sick ’em, Don,” the maiden cried, “Now, sick ’em, Don! ’’cried she; Obedient Don at once complied — As ordered, so did he. 16? LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD He sicked ’em all so passing well That, overcome by fright, The Indian horde gave up the fray And safety sought in flight. They ran and ran and ran and ran O’er valley, plain, and hill; And if they are not walking now, Why, then, they ’re running still. The cowboys rose up from the dust With faces black and blue; “Remember, beauteous maid,” said they, “We ’ve bled and died for you! “And though we suffer grievously, We gladly hail the lot That brings us toils and pains and wounds For charming Sissy Knott! ” But Sissy Knott still wailed and wept, And still her fate reviled ; For who could patch her dolly up — Who, who could mend her child ? 164 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD Then out her doting mother came, And soothed her daughter then; “Grieve not, my darling, I will sew Your dolly up again! ” Joy soon succeeded unto grief, And tears were soon dried up, And dignities were heaped upon Clow’s noble yellow pup. Him all that goodly company Did as deliverer hail — They tied a ribbon round his neck, Another round his tail. And every anniversary day Upon the Waller Lot They celebrate the victory won For charming Sissy Knott. And I, the poet of these folk, Am ordered to compile This truly famous history In good old ballad style. 165 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD Which having done as to have earned The sweet rewards of fame, In what same style 1 did begin I now shall end the same. So let us sing: Long live the King, Long live the Queen and Jack, Long live the ten-spot and the ace, And also all the pack. 166 THE STORK L AST night the Stork came stalking, j And, Stork, beneath your wing Lay, lapped in dreamless slumber, The tiniest little thing! From Babyland, out yonder Beside a silver sea, You brought a priceless treasure As gift to mine and me! Last night my dear one listened — And, wife, you knew the cry — The dear old Stork has sought our home A many times gone by! And in your gentle bosom 1 found the pretty thing That from the realm out yonder Our friend the Stork did bring. 167 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD Last night a babe awakened, And, babe, how strange and new Must seem the home and people The Stork has brought you to; And yet methinks you like them — You neither stare nor weep, But closer to my dear one You cuddle, and you sleep! Last night my heart grew fonder — O happy heart of mine, Sing of the inspirations That round my pathway shine! And sing your sweetest love-song To this dear nestling wee The Stork from ’Way-Out-Yonder Hath brought to mine and me! 168 THE BOTTLE-TREE A BOTTLE-TREE bloometh in Winkyway land — Heigh-ho for a bottle, I say ! A snug little berth in that ship I demand That rocketh the Bottle-Tree babies away Where the Bottle-Tree bloometh by night and by day And reacheth its fruit to each wee, dimpled hand; You take of that fruit as much as you list, For colic ’s a nuisance that does n’t exist! So cuddle me close, and cuddle me fast, And cuddle me snug in my cradle away, For I hunger and thirst for that precious repast — Heigh-ho for a bottle, I say ! 169 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD The Bottle-Tree bloometh by night and by day! Heigh-ho for Winkyway land! And Bottle-Tree fruit (as I ’ve heard people say) Makes bellies of Bottle-Tree babies ex- pand — And that is a trick I would fain under- stand ! Heigh-ho for a bottle to-day! And heigh-ho for a bottle to-night — A bottle of milk that is creamy and white! So cuddle me close, and cuddle me fast, And cuddle me snug in my cradle away, For 1 hunger and thirst for that precious repast — Heigh-ho for a bottle, I say! GOOGLY-GOO O F mornings, bright and early, When the lark is on the wing And the robin in the maple Hops from her nest to sing, From yonder cheery chamber Cometh a mellow coo — T is the sweet, persuasive treble Of my little Googly-Goo! The sunbeams hear his music, And they seek his little bed, And they dance their prettiest dances Round his golden curly head: Schottisches, galops, minuets. Gavottes and waltzes, too, Dance they unto the music Of my googling Googly-Goo. 171 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD My heart — my heart it leapeth To hear that treble tone; What music like ihy music, My darling and mine own! And patiently — yes, cheerfully 1 toil the long day through — My labor seemeth lightened By the song of Googly-Goo! I may not see his antics, Nor kiss his dimpled cheek: I may not smooth the tresses The sunbeams love to seek; It mattereth not — the echo Of his sweet, persuasive coo Recurreth to remind me Of my little Googly-Goo. And when I come at evening, 1 stand without the door And patiently I listen For that dear sound once more And oftentimes I wonder, “Oh, God! what should 1 do If any ill should happen To my little Googly-Goo!” 172 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD Then in affright I call him — 1 hear his gleeful shouts! Begone, ye dread forebodings — Begone, ye killing doubts! For, with my arms about him. My heart warms through and through With the oogling and the googling Of my little Googly-Goo! '73 THE BENCH-LEGGED FYCE S PEAKIN’ of dorgs, my bench-legged fyce Hed most o’ the virtues, an’ nary a vice. Some folks called him Sooner, a name that arose From his predisposition to chronic repose; But, rouse his ambition, hecould n’tbebeat — Yer bet yer he got thar on all his four feet! Mos’ dorgs hez some forte — like huntin’ an’ such, But the sports o’ the field did n’t bother him much ; Wuz just a plain dorg, an’ contented to be On peaceable terms with the neighbors an’ me; Used to fiddle an’ squirm, and grunt “Oh, how nice! ” When I tickled the back of that bench-legged fyce! '74 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD He wuz long in the bar’l, like a fyce oughter be; His color wuz yaller as ever you see; His tail, curlin’ upward, wuz long, loose, an' slim — When he did n’t wag it, why, the tail it wagged him ! His legs wuz so crooked, my bench-legged pup Wuz as tall settin’ down as he wuz standin’ up! He ’d lie by the stove of a night an’ regret The various vittles an’ things he had et; When a stranger, most likely a tramp, come along, He’d lift up his voice in significant song — You wondered, by gum! how there ever wuz space In that bosom o’ his’n to hold so much bass! Of daytimes he ’d sneak to the road an’ lie down, An’ tackle the country dorgs cornin’ to town ; By common consent he wuz boss in St. Jo, For what he took hold of he never let go ! *75 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD An’ a dude that come courtin’ our girl left a slice Of his white flannel suit with our bench- legged fyce! He wuz good to us kids — when we pulled at his fur Or twisted his tail he would never demur; He seemed to enjoy all our play an’ our chaff, For his tongue ’u’d hang out an’ he ’d laff an’ he ’d laff ; An’ once, when the Hobart boy fell through the ice, He wuz drug clean ashore by that bench- legged fyce ! We all hev our choice, an’ you, like the rest, Allow that the dorg which you ’ve got is the best; I would n’t give much for the boy ’at grows up With no friendship subsistin’ ’tween him an’ a pup! 176 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD When a fellow gits old — 1 tell you it ’s nice To think of his youth and his bench-legged fyce! To think of the springtime ’way back in St. Jo- Of the peach-trees abloom an’ the daisies ablow; To think of the play in the medder an’ grove, When little legs wrassled an’ little han’s strove; To think of the loyalty, valor, an’ truth Of the friendships that hallow the season of youth ! 177 LITTLE MISS BRAG L ITTLE Miss Brag has much to say a To the rich little lady from over the way, And the rich little lady puts out a lip As she looks at her own white, dainty slip, And wishes that she could wear a gown As pretty as gingham of faded brown ! For little Miss Brag she lays much stress On the privileges of a gingham dress — “ Aha, Oho!” The rich little lady from over the way Has beautiful dolls in vast array; Yet she envies the raggedy home-made doll She hears our little Miss Brag extol. For the raggedy doll can fear no hurt From wet, or heat, or tumble, or dirt! Her nose is inked, and her mouth is, too, And one eye ’s black and the other ’s blue — “ Aha, Oho!” .78 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD The rich little lady goes out to ride With footmen standing up outside, Yet wishes that, sometimes, after dark Her father would trundle her in the park; — That, sometimes, her mother would sing the things Little Miss Brag says her mother sings When through the attic window streams The moonlight full of golden dreams — “ Aha, Oho!” Yes, little Miss Brag has much to say To the rich little lady from over the way; And yet who knows but from her heart Often the bitter sighs upstart — Uprise to lose their burn and sting In the grace of the tongue that loves to sing Praise of the treasures all its own ! So 1 ’ve come to love that treble tone — “Aha, Oho!” >79 THE HUMMING TOP T HE top it hummeth a sweet, sweet song To my dear little boy at play — Merrily singeth all day long, As it spinneth and spinneth away. And my dear little boy He laugheth with joy When he heareth the monotone Of that busy thing That loveth to sing The song that is all its own. Hold fast the string and wind it tight, That the song be loud and clear; Now hurl the top with all your might Upon the banquette here; And straight from the string The joyous thing Boundeth and spinneth along, And it whirrs and it chirrs And it birrs and it purrs Ever its pretty song. 180 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD Will ever my dear little boy grow old, As some have grown before ? Will ever his heart feel faint and cold, When he heareth the songs of yore ? Will ever this toy Of my dear little boy, When the years have worn away, Sing sad and low Of the long ago, As it singeth to me to-day ? 181 LADY BUTTON-EYES W HEN the busy day is done, And my weary little one Rocketh gently to and fro; When the night winds softly blow, And the crickets in the glen Chirp and chirp and chirp again; When upon the haunted green Fairies dance around their queen — Then from yonder misty skies Cometh Lady Button-Eyes. Through the murk and mist and gloam To our quiet, cozy home, Where to singing, sweet and low, Rocks a cradle to and fro; Where the clock’s dull monotone Telleth of the day that ’s done; Where the moonbeams hover o’er Playthings sleeping on the floor — Where my weary wee one lies Cometh Lady Button-Eyes. 182 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD Cometh like a fleeting ghost From some distant eerie coast; Never footfall can you hear As that spirit fareth near — Never whisper, never word From that shadow-queen is heard. In ethereal raiment dight, From the realm of fay and sprite In the depth of yonder skies Cometh Lady Button-Eyes. Layeth she her hands upon My dear weary little one, And those white hands overspread Like a veil the curly head, Seem to fondle and caress Every little silken tress; Then she smooths the eyelids down Over those two eyes of brown — In such soothing, tender wise Cometh Lady Button-Eyes. Dearest, feel upon your brow That caressing magic now; For the crickets in the glen Chirp and chirp and chirp again, LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD While upon the haunted green Fairies dance around their queen, And the moonbeams hover o’er Playthings sleeping on the floor — Hush, my sweet! from yonder skies Cometh Lady Button-Eyes! THE RIDE TO BUMPVILLE P LAY that my knee was a calico mare Saddled and bridled for Bumpville; Leap to the back of this steed, if you dare, And gallop away to Bumpville! I hope you ’ll be sure to sit fast in your seat, For this calico mare is prodigiously fleet, And many adventures you ’re likely to meet As you journey along to Bumpville. This calico mare both gallops and trots While whisking you off to Bumpville; She paces, she shies, and she stumbles, in spots, In the tortuous road to Bumpville; And sometimes this strangely mercurial steed Will suddenly stop and refuse to proceed, Which, all will admit, is vexatious indeed, When one is en route to Bumpville! *85 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD She ’s scared of the cars when the engine goes “Toot! ” Down by the crossing at Bumpville; You ’d better look out for that treacherous brute Bearing you off to Bumpville! With a snort she rears up on herhindermost heels, And executes jigs and Virginia reels — Words fail to explain how embarrassed one feels Dancing so wildly to Bumpville! It ’s bumpytybump and it ’s jiggytyjog, Journeying on to Bumpville; It ’s over the hilltop and down through the bog You ride on your way to Bumpville; It ’s rattletybang over boulder and stump, There are rivers to ford, there are fences to jump, And the corduroy road it goes bumpytybump, Mile after mile to Bumpville! Perhaps you ’ll observe it ’s no easy thing Making the journey to Bumpville, 186 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD So I think, on the whole, it were prudent to bring An end to this ride to Bumpville; For, though she has uttered no protest or plaint, The calico mare must be blowing and faint — What ’s more to the point, 1 ’m blowed if 1 ain’t! So play we have got to Bumpville! 87 THE BROOK I LOOKED in the brook and saw a face — Heigh-ho, but a child was 1 ! There were rushes and willows in that place, And they clutched at the brook as the brook ran by; And the brook it ran its own sweet way, As a child doth run in heedless play, And as it ran I heard it say : “ Hasten with me To the roistering sea That is wroth with the flame of the morn- ing sky ! ” 1 look in the brook and see a face — Heigh-ho, but the years go by! The rushes are dead in the old-time place, And the willows 1 knew when a child was I. 1 88 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD And the brook it seemeth to me to say, As ever it stealeth on its way — Solemnly now, and not in play : “Oh, come with me To the slumbrous sea That is gray with the peace of the evening sky!” Heigh-ho, hut the years go by — / would to God that a child were If PICNIC-TIME I T ’S June ag’in, an’ in my soul I feel the fillin’ joy That ’s sure to come this time o’ year to every little boy ; For, every June, the Sunday-schools at pic- nics may be seen, Where “fields beyont the swellin’ floods stand dressed in livin’ green ” ; Where little girls are skeered to death with spiders, bugs, and ants, An’ little boys get grass-stains on their go- to-meetin’ pants. It ’s June ag’in, an’ with it all what happiness is mine — There ’s goin’ to be a picnic, an’ I ’m goin’ to jine! 190 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD One year I jined the Baptists, an’ goodness! how it rained! (But gram pa says that that ’s the way “ bap- tizo” is explained.) And once I jined the ’Piscopils an’ had a heap o’ fun — But the boss of all the picnics was the Pres- byteriun ! They had so many puddin’s, sallids, sand- widges, an’ pies, That a feller wisht his stummick was as hun- gry as his eyes ! Oh, yes, the eatin’ Presbyteriuns give yer is so fine That when they have a picnic, you bet / ’tn goin’ to jine! But at this time the Methodists have special claims on me, For they ’re goin’ to give a picnic on the 2 1 st, D. V. ; Why should a liberal Universalist like me object To share the joys of fellowship with every friendly sect ? >91 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD However het’rodox their articles of faith elsewise may be, Their doctrine of fried chick’n is a savin’ grace to me! So on the 21st of June, the weather bein’ fine, They ’re goin’ to give a picnic, and I ’m goin’ to jine! 192 SHUFFLE-SHOON AND AMBER-LOCKS S HUFFLE-SHOON and Amber-Locks Sit together, building blocks; Shuffle-Shoon is old and gray, Amber-Locks a little child, But together at their play Age and Youth are reconciled, And with sympathetic glee Build their castles fair to see. “ When I grow to be a man ” (So the wee one’s prattle ran), “1 shall build a castle so — With a gateway broad and grand; Here a pretty vine shall grow, There a soldier guard shall stand; And the tower shall be so high, Folks will wonder, by and by ! ” 193 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD Shuffle-Shoon quoth: “Yes, I know; Thus I builded long ago! Here a gate and there a wall, Here a window, there a door; Here a steeple wondrous tall Riseth ever more and more! But the years have leveled low What I builded long ago! ” So they gossip at their play, Heedless of the fleeting day; One speaks of the Long Ago Where his dead hopes buried lie; One with chubby cheeks aglow Prattleth of the By and By; Side by side, they build their blocks — Shuffle-Shoon and Amber-Locks. n 194 THE SHUT-EYE TRAIN C OME, my little one, with me! There are wondrous sights to see As the evening shadows fall; In your pretty cap and gown, Don’t detain The Shut-Eye train — “ Ting-a-ling! ” the bell it goeth, “ Toot-toot! ” the whistle bloweth, And we hear the warning call: “All aboard for Shut- Eye Town! “ Over hill and over plain Soon will speed the Shut-Eye train! Through the blue where bloom the stars And the Mother Moon looks down We ’ll away To land of Fay — Oh, the sights that we shall see there! Come, my little one, with me there — ’T is a goodly train of cars — AU aboard for Shut-Eye Town ! 95 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD Swifter than a wild bird’s flight, Through the realms of fleecy light We shall speed and speed away! Let the Night in envy frown — What care we How wroth she be! To the Balow-land above us, To the Balow-foik who love us, Let us hasten while we may — All aboard for Shut-Eye Town! Shut-Eye Town is passing fair — Golden dreams await us there; We shall dream those dreams, my dear, Till the Mother Moon goes down — See unfold Delights untold ! And in those mysterious places We shall see beloved faces And beloved voices hear In the grace of Shut-Eye Town. Heavy are your eyes, my sweet, Weary are your little feet — Nestle closer up to me 196 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD In your pretty cap and gown; Don’t detain The Shut-Eye train! “ Ting-a-ling! ” the bell it goeth, “Toot-toot! ” the whistle bloweth — Oh, the sights that we shall see! All aboard for Shut-Eye Town! 197 LITTLE-OH-DEAR S EE, what a wonderful garden is here, Planted and trimmed for my Little-Oh- Dear! Posies so gaudy and grass of such brown — Search ye the country and hunt ye the town And never ye ’ll meet with a garden so queer As this one I ’ve made for my Little-Oh-Dear! Marigolds white and buttercups blue, Lilies all dabbled with honey and dew, The cactus that trails over trellis and wall, Roses and pansies and violets — all Make proper obeisance and reverent cheer When into her garden steps Little-Oh-Dear. LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD And up at the top of that lavender-tree A silver-bird singeth as only can she; For, ever and only, she singeth the song “1 love you — 1 love you!” the happy day long;— Then the echo — the echo that smiteth me here! “I love you, 1 love you,” my Little-Oh- Dear! The garden may wither, the silver-bird fly — But what careth my little precious, or 1 ? From her pathway of flowers that in spring- time upstart She walketh the tenderer way in my heart; And, oh, it is always the summer-time here With that song of “1 love you,” my Little- Oh-Dear! 199 THE FLY-AWAY HORSE O H, a wonderful horse is the Fly-Away Horse — Perhaps you have seen him before; Perhaps, while you slept, his shadow has swept Through the moonlight that floats on the floor. For it ’s only at night, when the stars twinkle bright, That the Fly-Away Horse, with a neigh And a pull at his rein and a toss of his mane, Is up on his heels and away! The Moon in the sky, As he gallopeth by, Cries: “Oh! what a marvelous sight!” And the Stars in dismay Hide their faces away In the lap of old Grandmother Night. 200 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD It is yonder, out yonder, the Fly-Away Horse Speedeth ever and ever away — Over meadows and lanes, over mountains and plains, Over streamlets that sing at their play ; And over the sea like a ghost sweepeth he, While the ships they go sailing below, And he speedeth so fast that the men at the mast Adjudge him some portent of woe. “ What ho there! ” they cry, As he flourishes by With a whisk of his beautiful tail; And the fish in the sea Are as scared as can be, From the nautilus up to the whale! And the Fly-Away Horse seeks those far- away lands You little folk dream of at night — Where candy-trees grow, and honey-brooks flow, And corn-fields with popcorn are white; And the beasts in the wood are ever so good To children who visit them there — 201 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD What glory astride of a lion to ride, Or to wrestle around with a bear! The monkeys, they say: “Come on, let us play,” And they frisk in the cocoanut-trees : While the parrots, that cling To the peanut- vines, sing Or converse with comparative ease! Off ! scamper to bed — you shall ride him to- night! For, as soon as you ’ve fallen asleep, With a jubilant neigh he shall bear you away Over forest and hillside and deep! But tell us, my dear, all you see and you hear In those beautiful lands over there, Where the Fly-Away Horse wings his far- away course With the wee one consigned to his care. Then grandma will cry In amazement: “Oh, my!” And she ’ll think it could never be so; And only we two Shall know it is true — You and 1, little precious! shall know! 202 SWING HIGH AND SWING LOW S WING high and swing low While the breezes they blow — It ’s off for a sailor thy father would go; And it ’s here in the harbor, in sight of the sea, He hath left his wee babe with my song and with me: " Swing high and swing low While the breezes they blow!” Swing high and swing low While the breezes they blow — It ’s oh for the waiting as weary days go ! And it ’s oh for the heartache that smiteth me when I sing my song over and over again: “Swing high and swing low While the breezes they blow ! ’ ’ 203 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD “Swing high and swing low ” — The sea singeth so, And it waileth anon in its ebb and its flow; And a sleeper sleeps on to that song of the sea Nor recketh he ever of mine or of me! “ Swing high and swing low While the breezes they blow — ' T was off for a sailor thy father would got" WHEN I WAS A BOY U P in the attic where I slept When I was a boy, a little boy, In through the lattice the moonlight crept, Bringing a tide of dreams that swept Over the low, red trundle-bed, Bathing the tangled curly head, While moonbeams played at hide-and-seek With the dimples on the sun-browned cheek — When 1 was a boy, a little boy ! And, oh! the dreams — the dreams I dreamed ! When I was a boy, a little boy ! For the grace that through the lattice streamed Over my folded eyelids seemed To have the gift of prophecy, And to bring me glimpses of times to be When manhood’s clarion seemed to call — Ah ! that was the sweetest dream of all, When I was a boy, a little boy ! 305 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD I ’d like to sleep where I used to sleep When I was a boy, a little boy! For in at the lattice the moon would peep, Bringing her tide of dreams to sweep The crosses and griefs of the years away From the heart that is weary and faint to- day; And those dreams should give me back again A peace 1 have never known since then — When 1 was a boy, a little boy ! 206 AT PLAY P LAY that you are mother dear, And play that papa is your beau; Play that we sit in the corner here. Just as we used to, long ago. Playing so, we lovers two Are just as happy as we can be, And 1 ’ll say “1 love you” to you, And you say “I love you” to me! “ 1 love you ” we both shall say, All in earnest and all in play. Or, play that you are that other one That some time came, and went away; And play that the light of years agone Stole into my heart again to-day ! Playing that you are the one I knew In the days that never again may be, 1 ’ll say “ 1 love you ” to you, And you say “ I love you ” to me! “ 1 love you! ” my heart shall say To the ghost of the past come back to-day! 207 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD Or, play that you sought this nestling-place For your own sweet self, with that dual guise Of your pretty mother in your face And the look of that other in your eyes! So the dear old loves shall live anew As I hold my darling on my knee, And I ’ll say “ 1 love you ” to you, And you say “I love you” to me! Oh, many a strange, true thing we say And do when we pretend to play! 208 A VALENTINE O, Cupid, and my sweetheart tell Yes, though she tramples on my heait And rends that bleeding thing apart; And though she rolls a scornful eye On doting me when I go by; And though she scouts at everything As tribute unto her I bring — Apple, banana, caramel, — Haste, Cupid, to my love and tell, In spite of all, I love her well! And further say I have a sled Cushioned in blue and painted red! The groceryman has promised I Can “hitch ” whenever he goes by — Go, tell her that, and, furthermore, Apprise my sweetheart that a score I love her well. 209 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD Of other little girls implore The boon of riding on that sled Painted and hitched, as aforesaid; And tell her, Cupid, only she Shall ride upon that sled with me Tell her this all, and further tell 1 love her well. 210 LITTLE ALL-ALONEY TTLE ALL-ALONE Y’S feet Pitter-patter in the hall, And his mother runs to meet And to kiss her toddling sweet, Ere perchance he fall. He is, oh, so weak and small! Yet what danger shall he fear When his mother hovereth near, And he hears her cheering call: “ All-Aloney ”? Little All-Aloney’s face It is all aglow with glee, As around that romping-place At a terrifying pace Lungeth, plungeth he! And that hero seems to be All unconscious of our cheers — Only one dear voice he hears Calling reassuringly: < ( All-Aloney!” LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD Though his legs bend with their load, Though his feet they seem so small That you cannot help forebode Some disastrous episode In that noisy hall, Neither threatening bump nor fall Little All-Aloney fears, But with sweet bravado steers Whither comes that cheery call: “All-Aloney! Ah, that in the years to come, When he shares of Sorrow’s store, — When his feet are chill and numb, When his cross is burdensome, And his heart is sore: Would that he could hear once more The gentle voice he used to hear — Divine with mother love and cheer — Calling from yonder spirit shore: “All, all alone! ” 212 SEEIN’ THINGS I AIN’T afeard uv snakes, or toads, or bugs, or worms, or mice, An’ things ’at girls are skeered uv I think are awful nice! I ’m pretty brave, I guess ; an’ yet I hate to go to bed, For, when I ’m tucked up warm an’ snug an’ when my prayers are said, Mother tells me “ Happy dreams! ” and takes away the light, An’ leaves me lyin’ all alone an’ seein’ things at night! Sometimes they ’re in the corner, sometimes they ’re by the door, Sometimes they ’re all a-standin’ in the mid- dle uv the floor; 213 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD Sometimes they are a-sittin’ down, some- times they ’re walkin’ round So softly an’ so creepylike they never make a sound! Sometimes they are as black as ink, an’ other times they ’re white — But the color ain’t no difference when you see things at night! Once, when I licked a feller ’at had just moved on our street, An’ father sent me up to bed without a bite to eat, I woke up in the dark an’ saw things stand- in’ in a row, A-lookin’ at me cross-eyed an’ p’intin’ at me — so! Oh, my! I wuz so skeered that time I never slep’ a mite — It ’s almost alluz when I ’m bad 1 see things at night ! Lucky thing 1 ain’t a girl, or I ’d be skeered to death! Bein’ 1 ’m a boy, I duck my head an’ hold my breath; 214 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD An’ I am, oh ! so sorry I ’m a naughty boy, an’ then I promise to be better an’ I say my prayers again ! Gran’ma tells me that ’s the only way to make it right When a feller has been wicked an’ sees things at night! An’ so, when other naughty boys would coax me into sin, I try to skwush the Tempter’s voice ’at urges me within ; An’ when they ’s pie for supper, or cakes ’at ’s big an’ nice, 1 want to — but I do not pass my plate f’r them things twice! No, ruther let Starvation wipe me slowly out o’ sight Than I should keep a-living’ on an’ seein’ things at night! 215 THE CUNNIN’ LITTLE THING W HEN baby wakes of mornings, Then it ’s wake, ye people all! For another day Of song and play Has come at our darling’s call! And, till she gets her dinner, She makes the welkin ring, And she won’t keep still till she ’s had her fill — The cunnin’ little thing! When baby goes a-walking, Oh, how her paddies fly! For that’s the way The babies say To other folk “ by-by ” ; The trees bend down to kiss her, And the birds in rapture sing, As there she stands and waves her hands — The cunnin’ little thing! 2l6 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD When baby goes a-rocking In her bed at close of day, At hide-and-seek On her dainty cheek The dreams and the dimples play ; Then it ’s sleep in the tender kisses The guardian angels bring From the Far Above to my sweetest love — You cunnin’ little thing! 217 THE DOLL’S WOOING T HE little French doll was a dear little doll Tricked out in the sweetest of dresses; Her eyes were of hue A most delicate blue And dark as the night were her tresses; Her dear little mouth was fluted and red, And this little French doll was so very well bred That whenever accosted her little mouth said : “Mamma! mamma!” The stockinet doll, with one arm and one leg. Had once been a handsome young fellow, But now he appeared Rather frowzy and bleared In his torn regimentals of yellow; Yet his heart gave a curious thump as he lay In the little toy cart near the window one day 218 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD And heard the sweet voice of that French dolly say : “Mamma! mamma!” He listened so long and he listened so hard That anon he grew ever so tender, For it ’s everywhere known That the feminine tone Gets away with all masculine gender! He up and he wooed her with soldierly zest But all she ’d reply to the love he professed Were these plaintive words (which perhaps you have guessed) : “Mamma! mamma!” Her mother — a sweet little lady of five — Vouchsafed her parental protection, And although stockinet Was n’t blue-blooded, yet She really could make no objection! So soldier and dolly were wedded one day, And a moment ago, as I journeyed that way, I ’m sure that I heard a wee baby voice say : “Mamma! mamma!” 219 INSCRIPTION FOR MY LITTLE SON’S SILVER PLATE W HEN thou dost eat from off this plate, I charge thee be thou temperate; Unto thine elders at the board Do thou sweet reverence accord; And, though to dignity inclined, Unto the serving-folk be kind; Be ever mindful of the poor, Nor turn them hungry from the door; And unto God, for health and food And all that in thy life is good, Give thou thy heart in gratitude. 220 FISHERMAN JIM’S KIDS F ISHERMAN Jim lived on the hill With his bonnie wife an’ his little boys; T wuz “ Blow, ye winds, as blow ye will — Naught we reck of your cold and noise! ” For happy and warm were he an’ his, And he dandled his kids upon his knee To the song of the sea. Fisherman Jim would sail all day, But, when come night, upon the sands His little kids ran from their play, Callin’ to him an’ wavin’ their hands; Though the wind was fresh and the sea was high, He ’d hear ’em — you bet — above the roar Of the waves on the shore ! 221 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD Once Fisherman Jim sailed into the bay As the sun went down in a cloudy sky, And never a kid saw he at play, And he listened in vain for the welcoming cry. In his little house he learned it all, And he clinched his hands and he bowed his head — “The fever! ” they said. ’T wuz a pitiful time for Fisherman Jim, With them darlins a-dyin’ afore his eyes, A-stretchin’ their wee hands out to him An’ a-breakin’ his heart with the old-time cries He had heerd so often upon the sands; For they thought they wuz helpin’ his boat ashore — Till they spoke no more. But Fisherman Jim lived on and on, Castin’ his nets an’ sailin’ the sea; As a man will live when his heart is gone, Fisherman Jim lived hopelessly, 222 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD Till once in those years they come an’ said: “Old Fisherman Jim is powerful sick — Go to him, quick! ” Then Fisherman Jim says he to me: “It ’s a long, long cruise — you under- stand — But over beyont the ragin’ sea I kin see my boys on the shinin’ sand Waitin’ to help this ol’ hulk ashore, Just as they used to — ah, mate, you know! — In the long ago.” No, sir! he wuz n’t afeard to die; For all night long he seemed to see His little boys of the days gone by, An’ to hear sweet voices forgot by me! An’ just as the mornin’ sun come up — “They ’re holdin’ me by the hands!” he cried, An’ so he died. 22 ? “FIDDLE-DEE-DEE” T HERE once was a bird that lived up in a tree, And all he could whistle was “Fiddle-dee- dee ” — A very provoking, unmusical song For one to be whistling the summer day long! Yet always contented and busy was he With that vocal recurrence of “ Fiddle-dee- dee.” Hard by lived a brave little soldier of four. That weird iteration repented him sore; “ I prithee, Dear-Mother-Mine! fetch me my gun, For, by our St. Didy ! the deed must be done That shall presently rid all creation and me Of that ominous bird and his ‘ Fiddle-dee- dee ’ ! ” 224 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD Then out came Dear-Mother-Mine, bringing her son His awfully truculent little red gun ; The stock was of pine and the barrel of tin, The “bang” it came out where the bullet went in — The right kind of weapon 1 think you ’ll agree For slaying all fowl that go “ Fiddle-dee- dee”! The brave little soldier quoth never a word, But he up and he drew a straight bead on that bird ; And, while that vain creature provokingly sang, The gun it went off with a terrible bang! Then loud laughed the youth — “By my Bottle,” cried he, “I have put a quietus on ‘Fiddle-dee- dee’!” Out came then Dear-Mother-Mine, saying: “My son, Right well have you wrought with your little red gun! 225 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD Hereafter no evil at all need I fear, With such a brave soldier as You-My-Love here!” She kissed the dear boy. [The bird in the tree Continued to whistle his ‘ ‘ Fiddle-dee-dee ” !] 226 OVER THE HILLS AND FAR AWAY O VER the hills and far away, A little boy steals from his morning play And under the blossoming apple-tree He lies and he dreams of the things to be: Of battles fought and of victories won, Of wrongs o’erthrown and of great deeds done — Of the valor that he shall prove some day, Over the hills and far away — Over the hills, and far away! Over the hills and far away It ’s, oh, for the toil the livelong day! But it mattereth not to the soul aflame With a love for riches and power and fame! On, O man ! while the sun is high — On to the certain joys that lie Yonder where blazeth the noon of day, Over the hills and far away — Over the hills, and far away ! 127 LOVE-SONGS OF CHILDHOOD Over the hills and far away, An old man lingers at close of day; Now that his journey is almost done. His battles fought and his victories won — The old-time honesty and truth, The trustfulness and the friends of youth. Home and mother — where are they ? Over the hills and far away — Over the years, and far away! 228