UNIVERSITY OF ILLINOIS LIERAF.Y^^^ /J UKBANA'CHAV.P^AIGNi 14/ THIRD LETTER TO THE FROM MALACHI MALAGROWTHER, Esq. ON THE PROPOSED CHANGE OF CURRENCY, AND OTHER LATE ALTERATIONS, AS THEV AFFECT, OR ARE INTENDED TO AFFECT, . THE KINGDOM OF SCOTLAND. Macduff. Stands Scotland where it did Basse. Alas ! poor country. SECOND EDITION. EDINBURGH : pHtitett ftj) %&,mt^ 3SaXIant$ne anU (jTomjianj), FOR WILLIAM BLACKWOOD, EDINBURGH : AND T. CADELL, STRAND, LONDON. 1826. LETTER THIRD PROPOSED CHANGE OF CURRENCY. to the editor of the edinburgh weekly journal. Dear Mr Journalist, This third set of Mr Baxter's last words is rather a trial on your patience, considering how much Balaam (speaking technically) I have edged out of your valuable paper ; how 1 have trodden on the toes of your Domestic Intelli- gence, and pushed up to the wall even your Poli- tical Debates, until you have almost lost your honoured title of the Edinburgh Journal in that of Malachi's Chronicle. I returned from the Meeting of Inhabitants on Friday last, sir, convoked for considering 4 THE CURRENCY. this question, with much feeling of gratification from what I saw and heard ; but still a little disappointed that no one appeared on the oppo- site side, excepting one gentleman, ("self pull- ing," as Captain Crowe says, " against the whole ship's crew,") whose eloquence used no other argument than by recommending implicit de- ference to the wisdom of Ministers. I am a pretty stanch Tory myself, but not up to this point of humility. I never have nor will bar- gain for an implicit surrender of my private judgement in a national question of this sort. I am but an unit, but of units the whole sum of society is composed. On the present question, had I been the born servant of Ministers, I would have used to them the words of Corit- wall's dependant, when he interferes to prevent his master from treading out Gloster's eyes — I have served you ever since I have been a child, But better service have I never done you, Than now to bid you Hold. Or in a yet more spirited passage in the same drama — Be Kent unmannerly, When Lear is mad. THE CURRENCY. 5 To return to the business. By the unani- mity of the meeting, I lost an opportunity of making a very smart extempore speech, which I had sate up half the night for the purpose of composing. To have so much eloquence die within me unuttered, excited feelings like those of Sancho, when, in the deserts of the Sierra Morena, his good things rotted in his gizzard. To console me, however, I found, on my return to my lodgings in the Lawn-market, ray own lucubrations blazing in the goodly form of two responsible pamphlets. I seized on them as if I had never seen them before, and recited the more animated passages aloud, striding up and down a room, in which, from its dimensions, striding is not very convenient. I ended with reading aloud the motto, which I designed in the pride of my heart to prefix to my immortal twins, when, side by side, under the same comely cover, they shall travel down to posterity as a crown octavo ; — He set a bugle to his mouth, And blew a blast sae shrill, The trees in greenwood shook thereat, Sae loud rang ilka hill. 6 THE CURRENCY. But while I mentally claimed for myself the honour of alarming Scotland, from Coldstream Bridge to the far Highlands, I was giving, by the noise T made, far greater alarm to my neighbour, Christopher Chrysal, who keeps the small hardware and miscellaneous shop under the turnpike stair. Now, sir, you must know that Chrysal deals occasionally in broken tea- spoons and stray sugar-tongs, dismantled lockets and necklaces, (which have passed with more or less formality from ladies to their waiting-maids,) seals, out of which valets have knocked the stones that the setting might be rendered avail- able, and such other small gear, — nay, I once saw an old silver coffee-pot in his possession. On the score, therefore, of being connected with the precious metals by his calling, neighbour Chrysal has set himself up for a patron and pro- tector of Gold and Silver, and a stout contender for Bullion currency. With a half-crown in one hand, and a twenty-shilling note in the other, he will spout like a player over the two pictures in Hamlet, and it is great to hear him address them alternately — This is the thing itself— Off, off, ye lendings ! THE CURRENCY. 7 But with all the contempt he expressed for the paper substitute, I have always seen that it steals quietly back to the solitude of his little pocket- book. Indeed, the barber says JSIr Chrysal has other reasons for wishing a change of currency, or a currency of change, in respect of his own acceptances not being in these sharp times quite so locomotive as usual — They love the desk of the holder, sir, better than the counter of his great Neighbours in Bank Street. You under- stand me — but I hate scandal. I had no sooner apologized to Christopher for the disturbance I had occasioned, (which I did with some shame of countenance,) than I polite- ly offered him a copy of my pamphlet. He thanked me, but added with a grin, (for you know no man is a prophet in his own common stair,) that he had nothing particular to wrap up at present : " But in troth, Mr Malachi," said he, " I looked over your pamphlet in the reading-room, and I must tell you as a friend, you have just made a fool of yourself, Mv JNIa- lachi." " A fool !" replied I ; " when, how, and in what manner ?" " Ye have set out, sir," replied he, — for Chrysal is a kind of orator, and 8 THE CURRENCY. speaks as scholarly and wisely as his neighbours, — " with assuming the principle, which you should have proved. — You say, that in conse- quence of restoring the healthful currency of the precious metals, instead of keeping those ragged scraps of paper, Scotland will experience a want of the circulating medium, by which deprivation her industry will be cramped, her manufactures depressed, her fisheries destroyed, and so forth. But you know nothing of the nature of the pre- cious metals, and how should you ?" " Why, not by dealing in old thimbles, bro- ken buckles, and children's whistles, certainly, or stolen sprecherie,'' said I ; " but speak out, man, wherein do I evince ignorance of the nature of the precious metals — tell me that ?" " Why, Mr Malachi Malagrowther," said my friend, in wrath, " I pronounce you ignorant of the most ordinary principles of Political Econo- my. In your unadvised tract there, you have shown yourself as irritable as Balaam, and as ob- stinate as his ass- Yow. are making yourself and other people fidgetty about the want of gold, to supply the place of that snuflP-paper of yours ; now in this I repeat you are ignorant." THE CUllRENCY. 9 Here he raised his voice, as if speaking ex ca- thedi'a. " Gold," continued he, " is a commodity itself, though it be also the representative of other commodities ; just as a Banker is a man, though his business is to deal in money. Gold, there- fore, like all other commodities, will flow to the place where there is a demand for it. It will be found, assure yourself, wherever it is most want- ed ; just as, if you dig a well, water will perco- late into it from all the neighbourhood. Twenty years ago you could not have seen a cigar in Edinburgh. Gillespie, the greatest snuff-mer- chant of his day, would not have known what you wanted had you asked him for one ; and now the shop-windows of the dealers are full of real Havannahs, — and why ? — because you see every writer's apprentice with a cigar in his mouth. It is the demand that makes the sup- ply, and so it will be with the gold. The ba- lance of free-trade, whether the commodity be gold or grain, will go where the one finds mouths to be fed, the other a currency to be supported. What sent specie into the lagoons of Venice, and into the swamps of Holland formerly, as well as into the emporium of London now, while 10 THE CURRENCY. large cities, situated under a finer climate, and in a more fertile country, were and are compa- ratively destitute of the precious metals? — what, save the tendency of commerce, like water, to find its own just level, and to send all the com- modities suhject to its influence, the precious metals included, to the points where they are most wanted ?" Now, Mr Journalist, I am a man of a quick temper, but somewhat of a slow wit ; and though it struck me that there was something fallacious in this argument, yet, bolstered out as it was by his favourite metaphor, it sounded so plausible, that the right answer did not at once occur to me. Chrysal went on in triumph : " You speak of your Fisheries and Kelp manufacture, and such like, and seem to dread that they will be all ruined for want of a circulating medium. But, sir, one of two things must happen. Either, FIRST, assuming that these branches of industry are beneficial to the individuals, and make ad- vantageous returns ; as such they will have the usual power of attracting towards them the specie necessary to carry them on, and of course no change whatever will take place. Or, se- THE CURRENCY. 11 CONDLY, these fisheries, and so forth, produce no adequate return for the labour expended on them, and are therefore a compulsory species of manufacture, like those establishments institu- ted at the direct expense, and under the imme- diate control of government, which we see fading in despotic countries, or only deriving a sickly existence by the expenditure of the Sovereign, and not by their own natural vigour. In that latter case," he pursued, " those fishing and kelping operations are not productive — are use- less to the country — and ought not to be car- ried on an hour longer ; they only occasion the mis-employment of so much capital, the loss of so much labour. Leave your kelp-rocks to the undisturbed possession of seals and mer- maids, if there be any — you will buy harilla cheaper in South America. Send your High- land fishers to America and Botany Bay, where they will find plenty of food, and let them leave their present sterile residence in the utter and undisturbed solitude for which Nature designed it. Do not think you do any hardship in obey- ing the universal law of nature, which leads wants and supplies to draw to their just and 12 THE CURllENCY. proper level, and equalize each other ; which at- tracts gold to those spots, and those only, where it can be profitably employed, and induces man to transport himself from the realms of famine to those happier regions, where labour is light and subsistence plentiful. " Lastly," said the unconscionable Christo- pher, " sweep out of your head, Mr Malachi, all that absurd rubbish of ancient tradition and history about national privileges — you might as vrell be angry with the Provost who pulled down the Lucken-booths. They do not belong to this day, in which so many changes have taken place, and so many more are to be expected. We look for what is useful, sir, and to what is useful only ; and our march towards utility is not to be interrupted by reference to antiquated treaties, or obsolete prejudices. So, while you sit flou- rishing your claymore, Mr Malachi, on the top of your Articles of Union, very like the figure of a Highlander on the sign of a whisky-ofBce, take care you are not served as the giant who built his castle on the marvellous bean-stalk — Truth comes like the old woman with the * cut- tie-axe' — it costs but a swashing blow or two, THE CURRENCY. IS and down comes Malachi and his whole system." ■—So saying, exit Christopher, ovans. There was such a boldness and plausibility about the fellow, and such a confidence in the arguments which he expressed so fluently, that I felt a temporary confusion of ideas, and was obliged to throw myself into what has been, for many generations, the considering position of the Malagrowther family : that is to say, I flung myself back in our hereditary easy-chair, fixing my eyes on the roof, but keeping them, at the same time, half shut ; having my hands folded, and twirling my thumbs slowly around each other, a motion highly useful in unravelling and evolving the somewhat tangled thread of the ideas. Thus seated, in something short of two hours I succeeded in clearing out the ravelled skean, which evolved itself in as orderly a coil before me as if it had been touched by the rod of Prince Percinet, in the fairy tale, and I am about to communicate the result. I must needs own that my discoveries went so far as was like to have involved you in an examination of the general principles on which the doctrine of cur- rency depends. But since, entre nous, we might 14 THE CURRENCY. get a little beyond our depth on the subject, I have restrained myself within the limits of the question, as practically applicable to Scotland. My present business is to inquire how this meditated change of circulation, supposing it forcibly imposed on us, is to be accomplished — by what magic art, in other words, our paper is to be changed into gold, without some great national distress, nay, convulsion, in transitu f Myneighbour deems anxiety in this case quite ridiculous. Gold, he says, is a commodity, and whenever its presence becomes necessary, there it will appear. Guineas, according to Christo- pher, are like the fairy goblets in Parnell's tale, tliat with a wish come nigh, And with a wish retire. I don't know how it may be in national neces- sities, but I have some reason to think that friend Chrysal has not, any more than I have myself, found the maxim true, in so far as con- cerns our personal experience. I heartily wish, indeed, this comfortable doctrine extended to individual cases, and that the greater occasion a poor devil had for money, the more certain he should be of his wants being supplied by the THE CURRENCY. 15 arrival of that obliging article, which is said to come wherever it is wanted. Since Fortunatus's time, the contrary has in general proved to be the case, and I cannot deny it would be very con- venient to us to have his system restored. And yet there is some truth in what my neigh- bour says ; for if a man is indispensably obliged to have a sum of money, why he must make every effort to raise it. Supposing I was in busi- ness, and threatened with insolvency, I might find myself under the necessity of getting cash by selling property at an under rate, or procuring loans at usurious interest on what I retained, and in that ruinous manner I might raise money, because still nearer ruin stared me in the face if I did not. The question is, how long supplies 80 obtained could continue ? — Not an instant longer than I have articles to sell or to pawn. After this, my usual wants would be as press- ing, but I might wish my heart out ere I found a groat to relieve them — No fairy will leave a silver penny ia my shoe. Now I fear it must be by some such violent sacrifices, ^ those in the case supposed, that Scotland must purchase 16 THE CURRENCY. and maintain her metallic currency, if her pre- sent substitute is debarred. Mr Chrysal's proposition should not then run, that gold will come when it is most needed, but should have been expressed thus, — that in coun- tries where the presence of gold is rendered in- dispensable, it must be obtained, whatever price is given for it, while the means of paying such a price remain. He amuses himself, indeed, and puzzles his hearers, by affirming that gold is like water, and, like water when poured out, it will find its level. — A metaphor is no argument in any in- stance ; but I think I can contrive in the pre- sent to turn my friend's own water-engine against him. Scotland, sir, is not beneath the level to which gold flows naturally. She is ahove that level, and she may perish for want of it ere she sees a guinea, without she, or the State for her, be at the perpetual expense of main- taining, by constant expenditure of a large per centage, that metallic currency which has a na- tural tendency to escape from a poor country back to a rich one. Just so, a man might die of thirst on the top of a Scottish hill, though a river THE CURRENCY. 17 or a lake lay at the base of it. Therefore, if we insist upon the favourite comparison of gold to water, we must conceive the possibility of the golden Pactolus flowing up Glencroe in an oppo- site direction to the natural element, which trots down from the celebrated Rest and be Thankful. If my friend would consult the clerk of the Water Company, at his office in the Royal Ex- change, he would explain the matter at once. " Let me have," says Mr Chrysal, " a pipe of water to my house." — " Certainly, sir ; it will cost you forty shillings yearly." — " The devil it will ! Why, surely the Lawnmarket is lower than the Reservoir on the Castlehill ? It is the nature of water to come to a level. What title have you to charge me money, when the ele- ment is only obeying the laws of Nature, and descending to its level ?" — " Very true, sir," re- plies the clerk; " but then it was no law of Nature brought it to the reservoir, at a height which was necessary to enable us to disperse the supply over the city. On the contrary, it was an exertion of Art in despite of Nature. It was forced hither by much labour and ingenui- ty. Lakes were formed, aqueducts constructed, B 18 THE CUKIIENCY. rivers dammed up, pipes laid for many miles. Without immense expense, the water could ne- ver have been brought here ; and without your paying a rateable charge, you cannot have the benefit of it." This is exactly the case with the gold cur- rency. It must have a natural tendency to centre in London, for the exchange is heavily against Scotland. We have the whole public in- come, four millions a-year, to remit thither. In- dependent of that large and copious drain, we have occasion to send to England the rents of non-resident proprietors, and a thousand other payments to make to Loudon, which must be done in specie, or by bills payable in the metro- polis. So that the circulation moves thither of free will, like a horse led by the bridle ; while Scotland's attempts to detain it, are like those of a wild Highlandman catching his pony by the tail. Or, to take a very old comparison, London is like Aboulcasem's well, full of gold, gems, and everything valuable. The rich contents are drawn from it by operations resembling those of a forcing-pump, which compel small portions into the extreme corners of the kingdom ; but THE CURRENCY. 19 all these golden streamlets, when left to them- selves, trickle back to the main reservoir. My friend's idea of a voluntary, unsolicited, and unbought supply of metallic currency, is like the reasoning of old Merrythought, when, with only a shilling in his pocket, he expresses a resolution to continue a jovial course of life. " But how wilt thou come by the means, Charles ?" says his wife. " How ?" replied the gay old gentleman, in a full reliance on his re- sources, — " How ? — Why, how have I done hitherto, these forty years ? — I never came into my dining-room, but, at eleven and six o'clock, I found excellent meat and drink on the table. My clothes were never worn out, but next morn- ing a tailor brought me a new suit, and, with- out question, it will be so ever — use makes per- fectness." The dramatist has rescued his jolly epicurean out of the scrape before his slender stock was exhausted ; but in what mode Scot- land is to be relieved from the expense about to be imposed on a coimtry, where industry and skill can but play a saving game, at best, against national disadvantages, is not so easy to ima- gine. 20 THE CUllllENCY. What may be the expense of purchasing in the outset, and maintaining in constant supply, a million and a half of gold, I cannot pretend to calculate, but something may be guessed from the following items : — To begin, like Mrs Glass's recipe for dressing a hare, ^rst catch your hare — first buy your gold at whatever sacrifice of loss of exchange ; then add to the price a reason- able profit to those who are to advance the pur- chase-money — next insure your specie against water-thieves and land-thieves, peril of winds, waves, and rocks, from the Mint to the wharf, from the wharf to Leith, from Leith to Edin- burgh, from Edinburgh to the most remote parts of Scotland, unprotected by police of any kind — the insurances can be no trifle ; besides, that an accident or two, like the loss of the De- light smack the other day, with L.4000 of specie on board, will make a tolerably heavy addition to other bills of charges, as the expense of car- riages, guards, and so forth — then add the items together, and compute the dead loss of interest upon the whole sum. The whole may be mode- rately calculated at an expense of more than Jive per cent, a charge which must ultimate- THE CURRENCY. 21 \y be laid on the Scottish manufactures, agri- cultural operations, fisheries, and other pub- lic and private undertakings ; many of which are not at present returning twelve or fifteen per cent of profit at the uttermost. My friend Chrysal's reasoning rested on this great mistake, that he confounds the necessity of our procuring gold under the operation of the new system, and the supplies which that neces- sity must necessarily oblige us to purchase, with a voluntary determination of unbought treasures running up-hill to find their level at Stornoway, Tongue, or Oban. He imagines that the specie, for which we have to pay a heavy consideration, will come to our service volimtarily. I answer, in one word, the gold will come, if purchased, AND NOT OTHERWISE. The expense attending the operation will be just a tax upon the parties who pay it, with this difference, that it makes no addition to the public revenue. Every sove- reign we get, which passes of course for twenty shillings, will, before it gets to the north of Scot- land, have cost o?«^-and-twenty. Illustrations of so plain a proposition are endless. Suppose Go- vernment had imposed a stamp-duty upon any commodity, and, whilst with some other cowl'd a2 THE CUUUENCy. neighbours I am canvassing its effects, I ask, as a party concerned, — " But how are we to come by these stamps ? The branch of commerce to which they apply is not able to bear the impost." Up rises my friend Chrysal in reply — " Stamp- ed paper," says he, " is a commodity ; and, like all commodities, flows to the point where there is a demand." True — but, unhappily, when the stamp-paper is in bodily presence, I cannot have a slip of it till I pay the impost ; and if my trade