OUR COUNTY. JOHN MILLS, ESQ., AUTHOR OF THE OLD ENGLISH GENTLEMAN ;" " THE STAGE COACH, OR THE KOAD OF LIFE ;" " CHRISTMAS IN THE OLDEN TIME ;" "the LIFE OF A FOXHOUND," &C., &C. IN THREE VOLS. VOL. I. LONDON : HENRY COLBURN, PUBLISHER, GREAT MARLBOROUGH STREET. im). LONDON : ilYERS AND CO , PRINTERS, 37, KING STREET, COVENT GARDEN. TO I RICHARD MEREDITH WHITE, ESQ., it to i THESE VOLUMES ARE DEDICATED, f rite nf Mtm ui teprt, BY HIS SON-IN-LAW, THE AUTHOR. Digitized by the Internet Archive in 2009 with funding from University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign http://www.archive.org/details/ourcounty01mill PREFACE. The following pages are almost exclu- sively devoted to the description of English country life. It is needless to add, that our invigorating national sports form some of the principal features in them, as it would be impossible to give anything like a faithful picture of '' Our County/' unless scenes of the fields and the woods were blended with it. The object has been to thread these desultory scenes together, by a tale which, it is hoped, may obtain for them an interest of a continuous order, and although the plot is not constructed of elaborate materials, yet something may be learned PREFACE. from the fiction, which has for its aim, the holding up the mirror to folly and cupidity. It is to be feared that a '' Jack Racket " is often to be met with, waiting, like a spider in his web, to catch the unwary and confiding, and if one should escape the trammel, from an introduction to him in these Images, the labour of writing them wdll be amply rewarded. OUE COUNTY. CHAPTER I. " The Eastern sky was left all dusky grey, And o'er the last hot breath of parting day, To cool the sultry noon's remaining flame, On gentle gales the grateful twilight came ; Dimpling the shining lakes, the fragrant breeze Sighs o'er the lawns and whispers through the trees.'' On the threshold of a cottage door, or lodge, at the entrance of a noble avenue of lime trees, a man sat with folded arms, and his face upturned to the clear and star-stud- ded heavens above. The cool breeze ruffled the scanty and frosted hair upon his brow, and fanned his ruddy cheek freshly. It was Tom Piper indulging in a reverie, described VOL. I. B 2 OUR COUNTY. by himself as " a-thinking." Now, Tom Piper was one of those choice geniuses, like pearls in hailstorms, to be met with but rarely. His first step in the scale of life had been the filling the office of errand boy at the Grange. What wonders he performed in that responsible position ! Daily had he to " go post " on the obstinate shaggy black pony, hide-proof 'gainst whip and spur, and ever resolved to go as fast as he pleased, and as slow as it suited him. Daily had he to convey a hundred messages, each requiring a reply, upon an equal number of distinct and several subjects. Daily might he be seen absolutely embedded in letter-bags, par- cels, baskets, band-boxes, saucepans, grid- irons, pitchforks, and other multifarious articles far too numerous to mention. From this primitive duty Tom was promoted to be an under groom, and progressively became the head of that most important department in a country gentleman's establishment — the stable. As coachman he once enjoyed the OUR COUNTY. 6 supreme pride of parading his master, at the successful termination of a terrible contest for our county, through and round the market town of Brybury. And had the blue cockade in his glazed hat, those stream- ing ribands in his horses' heads, the floating banners, the drums and trumpets, and all " the pomp and circumstance " of that elec- tion faded from his memory ? Not the most trifling incident connected with it. All is as fresh and vivid in Tom Piper's imagina- tion, as if the glories of that day were but those of yesterday. Tom Piper, or as he is more generally called '' Old Tom,'' never thinks of them though, but with deeply - rooted melancholy. He remembers that there was a great change in the establishment within a few months. The hounds were given up, several servants discharged, trees — ay, even the best of the stalwart oaks around the Grange — were felled ruthlessly, and, worse than all, the light-hearted Baronet became thoughtful, serious, and sad. He B 2 4: OUR COUNTY. rememberSj too, that reports were rife con- cerning the enormous expenses incurred in this contest, and it was generally whispered that the estate's rental for seven long years, at least, had been swamped in less than as many weeks. It is a long time ago since this untoward event took place; but old Tom often cons the matter over, and shakes his head, and sighs deeply. After the death of his master, which, in Tom's opinion took place by some twenty years earlier than it otherwise would have done but for this same election and its con- sequences, the large and rambling rooms in the Grange were shut up, and its tall and crooked chimnies became of little further use than as cozy quarters for the drowsy bat and chattering jackdaw. The old house, with its great gable-ends jutting out, and moss-grown walls of enormous thickness, looked quite deserted, but, nevertheless it was not a grim and tottering ruin. Its out- ward doors were defended with iron grat- OUR COUNTY. 5 ings of prodigious size and weight, and great beams, welded with bands and rivets, stretched themselves among the blackened bricks in perfect wedges of stability. The dried fosse surrounding the base, and in which now many a garden flower grew, once offered impregnable defence, and a donjon excavated from the foundations, betokens the objects for which the ancient pile was rendered thus strong and defying. It has been already stated that Tom Piper was sitting at the door of his cottage " a- thinking." But it is necessary for the linking of events past, present, and to come, to exercise the license ceded to the historian, and divulge the secret reflections and refractions of old Tom's brain. He was thinking whether he should live to see the sad expression — (fixed from the day her husband died) — vanish from the pale and wan cheek of his good and kind mistress. He was thinking of the oft-repeated prayers of the poor and lowly, that the health of her 6 OUR COUNTY. daughter, fair and delicate as a fresh-blown lilj, might be restored, and whether they were listened to. He was thinking, too, and more especially of the young Baronet, or Master Ned, as was his privilege to call him, and whether he was justified in yielding to all his boyish whims and caprices. " Upon my life !" ejaculated old Tom with a sudden movement of his limbs, as if goaded by the sharp lance of conscience, " I begin to suspect it 's ver}^ wrong. In ray young days I never so much as neglected an order, much less disobeyed one ; and now I 'm grey and grizzled as a badger, I do nothing else. Where can I expect to go to, I should like to know ?" continued he, glancing at the azure sky above, with a desponding shake of the head. " Not there, I 'm sure." At this moment hasty footsteps were heard, and before Tom Piper had time for speculation as to whom was approaching his dwelling, a stripling stood before him breath- less with speed. OUR COUNTY. 7 " Oh!" exclaimed old Tom, " that 's you, Master Ned, is it?" " Yes," replied the boy, with a hearty laugh; " my mother thinks I *m gone to bed, but I wouldn't, before saying good night to you." " There you go again," rejoined Tom Piper, reprovingly. " Didn't you promise me not to deceive her any more? " " To be sure I did," returned Master Ned, carelessly. " Then what 's the use of your promising, if you make and break with the same breath ?" inquired Tom, in a manner which he flattered himself must prove effective. '' None at all," replied the boy. " Ha, ha, ha !" laughed Tom Piper. * ' Ha, ha, ha! By Saint Gemmy, Master Ned, you're too bad!" '' Yes, thanks to your teaching," sharply added his young master. "But I say, Tom," continued he, changing his tone, "I'm a- going to keep three couple more hounds." 8 OUR COUNTY. "What, sir!" ejaculated Tom Piper, start- ing from his chair. " Three couple more ? " " Yes," replied Master Ned, taking no notice of the old man's astonishment, *' and you must get them at walk somewhere." "We shall hear of a deluge, an earthquake, or a trifle of that sort presently," observed Tom, by way of letting off a little oppressive astonishment. " I Ve arranged for their coming," con- tinued Master Ned, " and they '11 be here at nightfall, to-morrow." " There was a slight pause before Tom Piper essayed to give a reply to this piece of intelligence. He looked, indeed, for a few moments, like one bereft of the powers of speech ; but at length, after a great effort, bending his head forward, he uttered, in a hoarse, melo-dramatic voice, " Never, Sir Edward, never! Thomas Piper has not quite forgotten his catechism." " What has that to do with keeping my hounds ?" asked his young master, laughing. OUR COUNTY. y " Simply this, Sir," replied the old man : " Thomas Piper's catechism taught him his duty, and although some parts may have slipped out of the leaky corners of his head, enough remains to keep him a little straight in righteous ways." "Pray explain your meaning," said Master Ned. " 'Tis a dull brain that won't understand," significantly returned Tom Piper. " How- ever," added he, " I '11 quickly leave no peg to hang an excuse upon. You know that my Lady — God bless her ! — con- sented to allow us to keep four couple o' beagles ; instead of which you got on my blind side and persuaded me to buy harriers." " But then you know, Tom," chimed in Master Ned, conciliatory, ''' beagles are such a time killing." " Not content with this," resumed Tom Piper, without noticing the expostulation, " you soon after enticed me to make an 10 OUR COUNTY. addition of two couple more, and to keep them trencher-fed on the sly." "But then you know, Tom," replied Master Ned," four couple were not sufficient, and only kept us puddling on without the chance of a clipping run." " And now," continued old Tom, " you have the hardihood to come and tell me that three more couple 's a-coming without so much as having said even one word about the matter." Ay, Master Ned, there 's the rub. Tom Piper's vanity is wounded at the independence of the deed, and not at the deed in itself. " But then you know, Tom," for the third time said Master Ned, '' a couple or two more or less can't make any difference ; and as you 're always so kind in yielding to my wishes, I thought I might just take the liberty for once in not consulting your inclination." " He 'd entice a bird to fly into his hand," mentally remarked Tom Piper. OUR COUNTY. 11 " Besides," continued the plausible Master Ned," I got the hounds more as a pleasurable surprise for you, Tom, than as a gratification to myself." " Come, come," rejoined Tom Piper, yielding with little less consistency than butter in the sunshine, " none o' your soft nonsense. Sir Edward." " It 's true," returned the young Baronet. " For you know, Tom, that you like the sport just as well as myself." " That 's true," added Tom Piper, feeling the homethrust of the allegation. " Quite true." ''You are too honest, Tom," said the triumphant Master Ned, " not to make that admission." "But then," replied Tom Piper, in atone betokening the bewilderment of his thoughts, " what will my Lady say when she sees a regular pack o' hounds instead of four couple o' beagles?" " That it 's your fault, Tom.' rejoined 12 OUR COUNTY> Master Ned, " and she will knit her brows and say she '11 not allow it. And, after one of your odd speeches, may laugh for a little Avhile. I wish, Tom," continued the boy, earnestly, " that you 'd try and make her laugh oftener. It makes me so happy when I hear her." " I know it," said the old man, and he then added a blessing not the less eifective be- cause inaudible. " But come," continued he, aloud, "we mustn't grow serious in our jokes." "You'll manage the hounds, then, for me, Tom?" observed Master Ned, inter- rogatively. " I suppose I must," replied the old man. " That 's just the way," continued he, " you get over me. My mind is not my own. Oh no. Not at all." ^* God bless you, Tom," rejoined his young master, giving him a friendly grasp of the hand, and adding, " Good night," flew with the speed of thought up the avenue leading to the Manor House. OUR COUNTY. 13 Torn Piper stood listening until the last footfall fell upon his ear, and then with a slow step crossed the threshold of his cottage. And where was there a prettier, or more snug, cozy, and comfortable dwelling than Tom Piper's ? In thick entangled festoons the hop-vine and honeysuckle clung and tmned about the walls and straw-thatched roof, and the latticed porch formed a perfect bower of fragrant jessamine. Under the sheltering eaves a colony of swallows built their nests, and here they remained from year to year tabooed from touch or moles- tation. For Tom entertained notions bor- dering on the superstitious with regard to these nests, and deemed them as a trust for his especial protection. What order and arrangement, too, the interior comprised. The prim, straight-backed oaken chairs were polished to an extent that sitting on them, without a constant sliding motion, was a matter of great difficulty and labour. 14 OUR COUNTY. The walls were decorated with a couple of heavy hunting whips, a pair of spurs with particularly long rowels, as if designed for a more than commonly sluggish or obstinate animal, and a very antique collection of small prints, proclaiming themselves to be " Contented Ploughboys," " Happy Shep- herds," '' Industrious Gardeners," and other rustic subjects which, but for the expla- natory notes, might have proved difficult for the spectator to guess the limner's original designs. In a cage, near the ceiling, a lark was hung, and a dull, old sulky bird was he. The piece of turf on which he stood with huddled feathers peeping and peering through the bars the live long day, was always fresh and green ; but he had long ceased to sing, and, save a feeble shake or two when placed in the sun- shine, he seemed to care little whether it was spring, or when " the sleety storms re- turn." Another of Tom Piper's domesticated companions was a large tabby cat, between OUR COUNTY. 15 which and the lark a continued jealous feud was maintained in sharing the favours of their master. If he spoke and chirruped to the bird, and offered him a meal worm or two by way of a treat, tabby began to mew in the most doleful strains. And when caressing the sleek sides of tabby, the irate lark would draw his beak quickly across the wires, producing the unpleasant effect of setting Tom Piper's teeth all "on an edge." By such like means were hostilities sup- ported, and had been for many a long vear. Tom Piper, proceeding to a small cup- board, took from a dense collection of china and glass a stone mug, which he called Toby Phil pot. This mug had a resemblance to an exceedingly corpulent man, with a face for the spout, bearing an expression of un- controllable mirth. Now, Toby Philpot and Tom Piper were very good friends, and at certain times quite inseparable. When Tom laboured under temporary depression 16 OUR COUNTY. of spirits, it was quite remarkable the relief that Toby — drained of a stoop of as fine nut-brown ale as ever foamed in a tankard — in due time effected. At times Tom seemed to be holding a mysterious kind of communication with Toby Philpot, for oc- casionally he would sit nodding his head, and making wry faces at the grinning figure, at length, burst into a roar of laughter, scaring the old lark into quite a flutter of astonishment, and making the cat leap from her doze and dreams. Mechanically, and as if in a brown study, Tom Piper grasped Toby Philpot, and going to a closet in which was a small barrel, turned a tap, and gurgled him to the brim. If Toby appeared a good-tempered, merry soul before, he now, with a white foaming diadem surmounting his brow, looked quite a rollicking, jovial blade. In vain did old Tom endeavour, as he threw himself back in his chair and placed the flagon on the table before him, to monopolize OUR COUNTY. 17 his attention with his reflective powers, and thus become a wiser and, perhaps, better man by a consideration of the past. In vain he turned from Toby to the ceiling immediately above his head, and there endea- voured to fi:K and rivet his attention. By some fascination, impossible to describe, Tom's eyes would gradually leave their focus in the white- wash and ^x themselves on the social countenance of Toby Philpot. The talismanic number of three futile attempts were made, and believing further perse- verance useless, Tom yielded to the superior influence, and, with a smiling visage, lifted Toby to his lips, and drained him to his middle. " It 's no use," ejaculated Tom Piper, with a sob, as if at considerable loss for breath, *4t 's no use," repeated he, " when you 're present. A man can't be a- think- ing and ." Perchance he was about to jingle "a-thinking" with " a-drinking ;" but he stopped short, and practically concluded 18 OUR COUNTY. the sentence by finishing the contents of Toby Philpot. *' There," said Tom, as if relieved of a burthen, " you 're settled, and now, mayhap, I may be left a little to myself," and turning the incentive to mirth from him, he thus continued his train of thoughts. " I 'm a-ruining Master Ned. Yes, I 'm a-ruining him. That's all. Nothing more. Oh no ! What can I expect I should like to be informed? The rheumatic gout next winter 's quite certain, and serves me right. Isn't he taught to honor his mother that his days may be long in the land, and here am I, it may be, cutting 'em short by helping him to play all manner of tricks and vagaries with not only her respected honor, but his own. Upon my life," continued Tom Piper, " I begin to suspect I 'm a very bad old man. Instead of being as stubborn as a mule, and moral as " Tom was clearly at a loss for a metaphor, but added, as an after thought, — " an owl, I give up like a dunce with his OUR COUNTY. 19 book, and let him do just as he likes with me. There are these hounds. What do I deserve for encouraging such a fancy. Why, if my Lady awarded me my deserts, she 'd say, Mister Piper, pack up your linen. But she won't ; and I, knowing this, I suppose, take a rascally advantage of the knowledge. Young Sir Edward," he resumed, after a pause, " like his father, is too free and thoughtless, and his mother, doubtless, wishes to teach him a little prudence, and I, as a dutiful servant, am lending a great help- ing hand in the matter. Oh yes." Tom Piper sneered at his own sarcasm levelled against himself, and then continued. " Besides, there may be weightier reasons for keeping Master Ned within narrow bounds. Eichard Stirling, the steward, is stricter than ever in collecting the rents, and chary of the smallest unnecessary expenses. Lawyer Sharp, also, is more frequently at the house than usual, and, with Eichard and my Lady, are shut up together for hours at a 20 OUR COUNTY. time. If there were not heavy matters on hand, I 'm sure this wouldn't be the case, and although it 's no business of mine to pry into them, still, as an old servant, I can't help a-thinking. There's a sort of cold heavy feeling here, too," said Tom Piper, placing a hand bearing symptoms of many a day's hard toil upon his broad breast, "just like a large lump of pig iron," continued he, " or a nor'- east wind caged up." Poor Tom ! those pigmy imps, the demons blue, are playing sad pranks with ye. The gibing, grinning, mocking set crowd murky thoughts into your brain. From the dark depths of sorrow and despair they bring heartaches and gloomy imageries, and gather sighs in Melancholy's footsteps. With their bat-like wings they hover round, shutting out all rays of sunshine in the past, and make the future look a waxing load for hump- backed misery. " Tom Piper, Tom Piper !" Tom sprung from his chair and his des- OUR COUNTY. 21 ponding appearance changed to that of intense surprise. Had some one called him ? He cast his eyes around, and listened with stopped breath and straining ears ; but there was no repetition of the voice. All things were as usual. The ancient lark stood with his head buried beneath his wing, and tlie tabby cat, obese and lazy, had stretched her- self upon the floor in the idlest of all possible positions. It was very strange that neither had been startled as well as their master. At least, so Tom Piper thought, and he went to the window and flattened the end of his nose against the glass, and peeped up the chimney and under the table, and, after a careful search behind the round table, stuck edgeways in a corner of the room, felt satisfied that it was but a freak of fancy. " Humph !" ejaculated he, reseating him- self, " that was a queer move," and then his eyes fell on the jovial countenance of Toby Philpot. Never did this figure of fun look to be enjoying his own old joke — for that it 22 OUR COUNTY. must be old is quite certain — to such an extent as at the present moment. His grin looked broader than ever, and his eyes, meet- ing Tom's, twinkled again. In vain did Tom struggle to continue a gravity of ex- pression. He screwed up his lips and pinched his cheeks into a variety of shapes ; but all was to no purpose, and, at length yielding to the uncontrollable influence, burst into a hearty roar, and kept it up until his sides ached again. " It 's impossible to help it," gasped Tom Piper, at a loss for breath, and shaking his head at Toby, *' quite impossible. But what a stupid old fellow I am though !" continued he; and lifting Toby from the table, he again conveyed him under the Httle brass tap in the barrel and foamed him to the brim. OUE COUNTY. 23 CHAPTER 11. " When through the morning vapour's fleecy veil, The early sun looks forth with softened rays, And every harebell and wild tangled flower Smells sweetly from its cage of checquered dew ; When merry huntsmen wind the echoing horn And from its covert start the fearful prey ; Who, warmed with youth's blood in his swelling veins, Would, like a lifeless clod outstretched lie, Shut up from all the fair creation oifers." " YooiT,hoik!" Profound as was Tom Piper's slumber, the cheerful halloo from without unsealed his eyelids with the same suddenness as if a couple of springs had been pressed upon them; open as they were, however, their sense seemed closed, for they continued fixed on the white coverlet without any apparent object or design. 24 OUR COUNTY. '' Yooit, hoik !" being repeated, in addi- tion to a loud and cheerful wind of a horn, had the effect of dispelling the fog and fumes in Tom's brain, and brought him from his bed with a skip and a bound to the casement, with much more than ordinary agility. Throwing the window open, Tom's face emerged, and was saluted with as loud and ringing a peal of laughter as ever broke from youthful lungs. " I thought it was you, sir," said Tom Piper, rubbing his features in no very ten- der way; " I thought it was you, sir, because it could not be anybody else." '* And a very good reason too, Tom," re- plied his young master, again indulging in a peal of boisterous mirth. " Have I overslept myself?" inquired Tom Piper, with something like self-reproach. '' No," was the rejoinder, " not a minute; but I am an hour earlier." '' I considered as much," returned Tom, OUR COUNTY 25 again becoming on the best terms with himself. " Your being earlier is no wonder, but my being later would be a marvel and a miracle." " Never mind that," added his young master, impatiently. " Put on your breeches, Tom; make haste." " I dare say now, Master Ned," said Tom Piper, in a measured tone, as if in no way disposed to humour the displayed eagerness, " that you 've been puffing and blowing that horn to little purpose before coming to me?" '' Well, Tom," replied Master Ned, '' I admit that I have. It was scarcely day- light," continued he, " when I stood on Elm- tree hill, and twanged it until I had no more wind left than in a pricked bubble." " And how many o' the hounds came to ye?" asked Tom Piper, with a knowing roll of the head. " Only these couple and a half," rejoined his young master, pointing to the hounds with his whip. "And let me tell ye. Sir Edward," re- VOL. I. c 26 OUR COUNTY. turned Tom, "if ye had blown till doomsday- no more would ha' come. But let me give it a chink-wink," added he proudly, " and they '11 fly from new milk and old meal." " I know that," added Master Ned, ''and therefore be quick and let 's be off." " Without further persuasion, Tom Piper withdrew his head and commenced rapid progress towards the completion of his toilet. Whilst thus engaged, the opportu- nity shall be embraced of entering into a description of an important actor in the scenes about to be described in " Our County." Sir Edward Warren, as before may have been concluded, was the heir to the Grange. He was now about fifteen years of age, slim, handsome, and somewhat petulant of temper. Perhaps the latter drawback to his many estimable qualities, may be ascribed to the yielding generally to his whims on the part of all who possessed the power to please him. His fond mother doted on him, and OUK COUNTY. 27 while flattering herself that she was curbing and checking each tendency to wilfulness and extravagance, was the first to give up to every expressed wish and inclination. Not that there was any particularly objection- able desire on her son^s behalf. His love for field sports was as innate as the squirrel's to crack wood-nuts. It had been born with him. Horses, hounds, and all pertaining to the field and flood, were about the first ac- cents that he was taught to lisp. Little shall be the wonder, then, that at an early age his strongest affections should be to indulge in and gratify these early recollections. Be- sides, as Tom Piper cogently remarked, " he couldn't help it. His forefathers had been sportsmen as long as the county had a name, and, considering it was Yorkshire, what could prevent his being a first-flight man? " Whether this proposition could be main- tained without the aid of some very ni^e sophistry, may be questionable; but the statement that Edward Warren was an c 2 28 OUR COUNTY. enthusiast in the chase at the period of his introduction in these pages is all-sufficient for the purpose. From a mount on Tom Piper's shoulders in a scamper after some unlucky barn-door fowl, he progressed in ferreting rabbits and hunting rats with as motley a pack as eyes ever beheld. Not a cur within a wide circle but what was en- listed in the service. His mother's fat and silky-coated spaniel, the turnspit, farmer Stockley's shepherd dog, the blacksmith's mongrel, the miller's terrier, and several others whose breed would be difficult to de- scribe, might be seen howling, tearing, and digging, in their urged effi^rts, cheered by their delighted and ardent leader. But as years rolled on, our hero lost all relish for such minor diversions, and turned his at- tention to casting a fly for a trout, and, step by step, at length shouldered his gun with the grace and skill of a sportsman. Tom Piper, be it remembered, invariably accom- panied his young master in all expeditions OUR COUNTY. 29 of this nature, and claimed a prodigious share of the attending success from his own directions. Whether the whole of his title was good is not quite positive ; but that his lessons were the first Master Ned received is certain, and that he profited by them is equally true. For although old Tom's em- ployment had never been directly in con- junction with sporting, yet there was a latent love for it in his nature, and whenever an opportunity ofi*ered, he never allowed it to slip for the gratification of the feeling. In his early days, he occasionally rode the young horses in the field, and from his good temper, firmness, and patience, always elici- ted the greatest praise. Sometimes, too, he carried the game bag and creel for the late Baronet ; for Tom was a great favourite, and was ordered to accompany him more fre- quently than any one of the other servants. Thus it was, then, that Tom Piper had gleaned the experience which he turned to the advantage of his apt and promising pupil. OUR COUNTY. To return, however, to the subject of more immediate interest. After our hero had become an expert shot and skilful fisher- man, his ambition soared still higher, and his dream by day and night was to become a master of hounds. This project, he knew, required more than ordinary management for the effecting of the purpose. His mo- ther objected to everything expensive, more especially, to that which was likely to draw observation : her reasons for so doing had never been conveyed to him, further than in the general remark that, *' she could not afford the money." At length, however, after much persuasion on his part, she con- sented to the keeping of a few couples of beagles. The way in which Tom Piper was persuaded to purchase harriers in lieu of beagles, and to make additions to the limited number, is already known, and needless to be repeated. The plan, however, in which these two conspirators managed to keep the hounds, so as to avoid detection, merits to OUR COUNTY. 31 be recorded. Taking advantage of his popu- larity, Tom Piper distributed the pack amongst the tenantry, to be, in sporting phraseology, " trencher fed." When wanted to join the meet, he used to ascend a hill in about the centre of the allotted homes, and blow his horn, when each flew to the signal and strove to be the first to obey it. By this manoeuvre, and selecting the early dawn for hunting, there was little chance of the plot being discovered ; at any rate for some time to come. Within the belt of merry England, per- haps, there was not a finer specimen of a young English gentlemen than Sir Edward Warren. In addition to a dauntless spirit, a gallant bearing, and for his years, a frame embracing well-knit 'thews and sinews, he possessed as sympathetic and generous a heart as ever beat. To him the huge vo- lume of the mean and cringing littleness of life was closed and sealed. With the old and young, rich and poor, the young 32 OUK COUNTT. Baronet made good his ground of favourit- ism, and there was not one of the latter, at least, within a good round distance of the Grange, but would have risen early or late to gratify the most trifling of his boyish whims. Youthful, it is true that he was, but many a maiden's heart — and especially one that shall be spoken of hereafter — fluttered more quickly than its wont when his bright blue eyes flashed light into others. Dark brown waving curls hung as carelessly as the tendrils of a hop-vine above a high and open forehead, and in his arched and finely- pencilled brow, the pride of his birth and lineage was carved indelibly. Countless were Master Ned's conquests, and yet for aught of any appearance to the contrary, he seemed totally unconscious of his victories in "tilts for hearts." Within a few minutes of Tom Piper's summons, he made the short descent from his dormitory and opened wide the portal of his cottage. Before the door had ceased OUR COUNTY. 33 to squeak and creak upon its rusty hinge, Master Ned and the three hounds made an abrupt and unceremonious entrance, sadly to the discomfiture of the tabby cat, and to the staring surprise of the antiquated and feeble lark. " Have ye a pair of spurs? " hesitatingly asked his young master, as Tom occupied himself in lacing a pair of ancle boots. ** Spurs, sir!" ejaculated Tom Piper, stopping in the act of his employment. " Look," continued he, pointing to the pair before described, suspended on the wall ; " I wore and used them on the night I rode Dicky Dolus for the doctor when you were born, sir. Oh yes, certainly, I 've a pair of spurs." " Then put them on," rejoined Master Ned. " What to run in?" returned old Tom, laughing. " No," replied his young master, with an earnestness of purpose, " to ride in." c 3 34 OUR COUNTY. " To ride in?" repeated Tom Piper, now within the vortex of astonishment. " On what, sir, may I ask?" "Oh, Tom !" exclaimed the young Baronet, giving the thong of his hunting whip such a crack in the exuberance of his spirits, that the tabby cat made a bound for the chimney, and the patriarchal lark quite skipped with the shock. '* Oh, Tom," re- peated he, " we shall have such sport this morning! Farmer Stockley has lent his half-bred cart horse, Ginger, for you to ride, and he will join us on his cob. Butter- cup. Isn't it glorious? " Tom Piper seemed literally to swell with surprise. His cheeks became puffed and his eyes stood from their sockets as he gazed in silence at his young master. At length, after a great apparent effort, he gave vent to his perplexity, by exclaiming, "I see what it will come to, I shall bust. Yes, that will be the end of Thomas Piper. He '11 bust himself." OUR COUNTY. 35 **What for?" asked Master Ned, almost convulsed with laughter. " What for, sir ? " said Tom, elevating his eyebrows; "isn't it enough to make any man's ribs, let alone a common Christian's like mine, to fly like so much glass to hear of such goings on ? And so," continued he, dropping his voice, " it 's come to riding to hounds, Sir Edward Warren, has it? " "And why not?" rejoined his young master; "there can be no more harm in riding, than in running to them." " Perhaps not harm," returned Tom ; " but what will my lady say when she hears of it, and what will everybody else say? Oh," groaned he, " it 's enough to give one a fit of the whistles." " Nonsense, Tom," added Master Ned. " It fatigues you very much to run, and it is impossible to see the best part of the sport on foot. Put on your spurs." It required, however, more persuasion be- fore Tom Piper could be induced to perform 36 OUR COUNTY. the required act ; but as was usual on such occasions, Master Ned succeeded in the end, and in a short time both were on their road to Farmer Stockley's. "Where 's your pony?" inquired Tom. " I told Pug to lead him to Elm-tree hill, and to wait for us there," replied his young master. " Ay," responded Tom Piper, " there 's that Pug, the most mischievous, idle, scampish lad in all the village, and yet you insist on keeping him, although he 'd dis- grace the alehouse." " But he 's so good-natured and amusing," expostulated the young Baronet. ^* He never does a day's work," resumed old Tom ; *' but lounges and saunters about with his hands in his pockets, and, by-an'-by will become the greatest poacher in all the neighbourhood." " Poor Pug has few friends," returned his master; "don't you, Tom, join in the cry against him. Remember, he never OUR COUNTY. 37 knew what a home was, has no father or mother, and, if I were to discharge him, what choice would be left other than the deepest poverty or most wretched crime? " " That may be all very true," added Tom Piper; "but he owes the light in which he is held to his vagabond habits. Indeed," continued he, '* many folks think him a chip of Satan himself, so deep, artful, and malicious is he towards every one." " Do unto others as they do unto me, is Pug's law," rejoined the young Baronet; " and since others have treated him harshly, they must expect nothing but harshness at his hands." By this time they came in sight of a sub- stantial-looking house, situated in a deep and beautiful valley. On one side, the hill was flanked by a grove of ash and birch trees, rearing themselves in one thick shade as far as the eye could reach. On the other, broad acres of green turf, interspersed with arable, were stretched with pleasing 38 OUR COUNTY. variety, and tumbling and rolling between the two acclivities, a fleet but shallow trout stream dashed along its pebbly bosom. Around and about the thatch-roofed house, great bulky stacks, the produce of the lately gathered harvest, stood in files of treasured grain. Long rows of sheds to harbour the cattle from the winds of winter, stables, and out-houses for various purposes, were placed in the immediate vicinity. The dairy, too, that corner stone in the pride and glory of the thrifty English far- mer's dame, is close at hand. Many a time has a shoe been left on its well- scrubbed floor to receive the silver token from fairy's hand, and, gainsay it who can, a host of gossips will vouch, that ribands gay and love gifts, too, have been bought by the liberal pre- sents of Queen Mab, and the train of merry elves, ere they tripped homewards, " o'er the tops of dewy grass." A dove-cote stood within a short range of the house, and here pigeons of every varied plumage cooed and OUR COUNTY. 39 wheeled their flights in multitudes. Chi- valrous cocks crowing their challenges, cackling geese, and turkeys strutting with dainty step and feathers spread, formed motley groups in the yards adjoining. "Good morning. Sir Edward," said a good-humoured, ruddy-faced man, lifting his hat as our hero and Tom Piper ap- proached the farm gate. " Good morning, Mr. Stockley," returned Master Ned, " I hope we have not kept you waiting." ^' No, no, sir," rejoined the farmer, press- ing his low-crowned, broad-brimmed beaver over his short thick hair; *' I 've only just turned out, and for the matter o' that, the earliest bird can only chirrup the same." "Beshrew me!" exclaimed Tom Piper, ''but our master here awakens with the cock. He 's been up an hour or two." " And so called you from your roost, eh ?" returned farmer Stockley, laughing. 40 OUR COUNTY. " Yes," added old Tom; "he caught me with my head under my wing." " Ha, ha, ha ! " laughed farmer Stockley. '' That 's capital ! Ha, ha, ha ! " " Come," said Master Ned, "let 's be stir- ring. Is Ginger saddled?" " Yes, sir," replied the farmer; and as he spoke the object of remark — a wiry-framed, long-necked, short-legged, roman-nosed, goose-rumped, and particularly ill-favoured animal — was led towards the spot where the trio were assembled. *' You must have something before you start," observed the farmer, taking a step towards the house. " No, no," replied Master Ned, with im- patience waxing stronger, " I cannot stay. After a run we 11 return and breakfast with ye." " Well, well," rejoined farmer Stockley ; ** as you please, sir. Bring out Buttercup, Bob." OUR COUNTY. 41 This was addressed to the attendant upon Ginger, who, after assisting Tom Piper into the saddle, and taking a slow survey of him whilst there, shuffled off for the re- quired Buttercup. Much might be said of farmer Stockley's Buttercup, and yet little shall be the space that he occupies. "With a frame of great strength, he possessed a disposition of pro- ceeding at a pace remarkably snail-like upon all occasions. To hurry Buttercup was an attempt never succeeded in. So far from obeying the whip in the usual manner adopted by quadrupeds, he simply responded to the lash by running backwards, and as for the spur, he met its goading and stimu- lating properties by a succession of vigorous and generally effective kicks. In short, Buttercup has been known to take a mea- sured and deliberate jump into a ditch, rather than walk over it with greater ease to himself; and this slight fact, perchance, will prove of great assistance in illustrating 42 OUR COUNTY. the principal characteristics of farmer Stockley's favourite cob, Buttercup. " Will he carry you this morning?'* asked Master Ned, as if cognizant of Buttercup's foibles. " Nobody can tell, sir," replied the farmer, climbing with purpled cheeks and visible physical exertion into the pigskin, " until he 's tried," continued he, settling himself in his seat. " Buttercup 's just like a woman : — if he will, he will, depend on't, and if he won't, he won't, and there 's an end on't." The doubt appeared to be well-founded ; for no sooner was Buttercup required to move in advance, than down went his head between his knees, and up went his heels with such a fling, that farmer Stockley became, like Mahomet's coffin, poised between heaven and earth, and, for a moment, it appeared extremely questionable whether the latter would not be reached without the inter- mediate agency of the saddle. However, the fates proving propitious, the adventurous OUR COUNTY. 43 rider regained his seat, and seemed perfectly- pleased with the result. " He 's a playful rogue," gasped the farmer, as if the previous exertion had expended some of his breath ; " very playful." "Remarkably so," replied the young Baronet, laughing. " But," continued he, " I should visit such play with some severe punishment." " Bless your life, sir !" rejoined farmer Stockley, administering a thwack with his tough ashen stick upon Buttercup's ribs, sounding not dissimilar to a flail upon a barn floor, "he cares no more for that than if I 'd hit him with a rush." And certainly, if stoical indifference were ever pourtrayed, it was by Buttercup on the present occasion. He neither winced, flinched, nor by any visible motion or emotion, expressed the slightest susceptibility at the visitation; but stood whisking his stumpy tail, with his ears thrown back, and looking like an animal re- solved to do just as he pleased without con- 44 OUR COUNTY. suiting the pleasure or convenience of any one. " I 'm afraid," remarked Tom Piper, " that he won't stir a peg." " Perhaps he will follow ye if you go on," returned farmer Stockley. This hope, however, was doomed to disap- pointment ; for although the young Baronet and old Tom proceeded out of sight in a turn of the lane. Buttercup still remained as motionless as a statue. " Bring a sieve of beans here. Bob,'' hallooed the farmer. In a few seconds the beans were brought, and as they were rattled together on their road a visible improvement took place in the perverse resolutions of Buttercup. With pricked ears and distended nostrils he turned his head to the attendant with the sieve, and hailed his approach with a suppressed neigh. " That 's right," said farmer Stockley, in a tone of exultation. " Stratagem 's always better than force. Walk on, Bob." OUR COUNTY. 45 Dipping his nose among the tempting beans, the cob followed the bearer with alacrity, and after diminishing them to a considerable extent, answered the summons of his rider to trot forwards, and join the side of his old companion, Ginger, with a ready acquiescence. In a short time Elm-tree hill was gained, and at the top of the eminence a lad lay idly stretched upon the ground, holding the reins of a beautiful iron-grey galloway, cropping the herbage at its feet. " There 's Pug, I see," remarked the young Baronet. " Ay," replied Tom Piper, with an air of discontent, "you'll ever see him in one posture. Except when climbing like a monkey about the trees or swinging upon a gate, Pug is always on his back in the sun." *' He 's a lazy ne'er-do-well boy," rejoined farmer Stockley. '' Pish !" ejaculated Master Ned, irritably. 46 OUR COUNTY. " He obeys my orders, and therefore fulfils his duty." This was spokdti with a flushed cheek and flashing eye, and both Tom Piper and farmer Stockley felt that the subject had better be dropped without further discus- sion. Upon his master's approach, Pug — a long- legged, short-bodied lad of some sixteen years of age, possessing a ruddy and round face, expressive of good humour and the spirit of mischief — sprung from his recum- bent attitude, and throwing the bridle over the neck of the horse, held the stirrup for his master to mount. " Well,*"" Pug," said the young Baronet throwing himself gracefully into the saddle, " I dare say that your legs will carry ye within sight of all worth seeing." " Little doubt o' that, sir," replied Pug, with a grin, and exposing to view a double row of as white and even teeth as ever graced the jaws of mortal. OUR COUNTY. 47 " Come, Tom," said Master Ned, with pourtrayed impatience, " blow your horn. Let's have the hounds." Roused from a temporary dullness, Tom Piper drew the horn from one of his capaci- ous pockets, and, lifting it to his lips, sent forth a long, well-known wind, echoing o'er hill and dale, and through dark deep woods, until the air, far and wide, seemed loaded with the music. Again and again Tom's note was sounded ; but before the summons had been repeated thrice, motley coloured hounds were seen trotting towards the hill from various directions. " Here they come," said the young Baro- net, giving a cheering halloo. " But they wouldn't to your twang. Sir Edward," replied Tom, with glee. "No," rejoined Master Ned; "not the old ones." As the hounds came up Tom Piper called each by name, and their deep-toned tongues 48 OUR COUNTY. and waving sterns bespoke the joy felt with the welcome. " Are they all here? " inquired their young master. "All but Rasselas, sir," replied Tom Piper, again making the welkin ring with the horn. Scarcely, however, had he brought it to his mouth, when the missing Rasselas — a fine badger-pied hound — approached at a leisurely trot. " Here he comes," shouted farmer Stock- ley. u Ay," rejoined Tom, " it 's always the same with him. The last to the meet ; but the first at the finish." " Now then," said Master Ned, " where shall we find a hare without loss of time? " " In that four acre fallow," replied Pug, pointing to a field within a short distance. ''That's right!" ejaculated the young Baronet. " I hate to be long in finding. OUR COUNTY. 49 Did you see her on her form in your way here." " No, Sir Edward," replied Pug, in a mysterious manner. " Then how do you know there is one there? " asked his master, " unless, indeed you were told so." " I neither saw, nor was told, that there was a hare in that field," returned Pug, taking an unperceived peep at the wonder- stricken countenances of Tom Piper and farmer Stockley. " Then how do you know, I repeat ? " added Master Ned. " The like question might sorely puzzle better knowledge in better brains," repHed Pug. " The how^ sir," continued he, " would make many a man feel at a loss to account for his pence." "You 're a strange fellow, Pug,' said the young Baronet. " But no matter, so long as your prophecy be true." " Taking a direct course towards the spot VOL. I. D 50 OUR COUNTY. of promise, Pug threw open the gate, and scarcely had the pack entered the enclosure, when a fine hare leaped from her form and sped away with the fleetness of the wind. " Tantara!" hallooed Pug, " tantara! What did I say? Ha, ha, ha!" " Give them time," shouted Master Ned, in ecstacies. Look, now they settle to her. Heads up and sterns down. Have at her, my darlings !" *' Adzooks !" exclaimed farmer Stockley, kicking Buttercup's ribs, " one must ride to see any of this sport. '' Your judgment 's not always right," cried Pug, sweeping past with the speed of a roebuck. '' I can run, Mr. Stockley," continued he, " and yet see every inch from the find to the finish." " That boy," mentally observed farmer Stockley, " is something more than I can make out." " Ha, ha, ha !" roared Pug, turning his OUR COUNTY. 51 head back as if aware of the inward reflec- tion. "Ha, ha, ha!" Farmer Stockley felt a slight shiver throuo^h his frame. Perchance the mornino- air might still possess a chilling influence. With tongues ringing under each, and straining every nerve and sinew to gain upon her flight, the hounds pressed the hare at flying speed. Now over the deep fallows, and then dipping from the meads and valleys to skirt and ring round the hill- tops back to the ground, in which every gap and creep were known, the victim led her pursuers without a check or puzzle as to the line she had taken. Through thick fences, and over bars, gates, rails, and ditches, the young Baronet held a foremost place, making no more swerve from the course than if he had been carried by some fleet- pinioned bird. Pug, too, was by his side, and notwithstanding a great deal of bold riding on the part of Tom Piper and farmer Stockley, neither could D 2 52 OUR COUNTY. place themselves nearer than what may be iitly called a respectable distance in the rear. In vain did Tom apply the self- same spurs upon Ginger's flanks as he had done upon the obstinate pony's on which he used to ' go post' when an errand boy. Gin- ger had a certain pace, and nothing could force him beyond it. As for Buttercup, his speed, like every other attribute belonging to him, was quite undecided; but on this occasion he was fully content to jolt his rider within a few lengths of his companion. So the chase proceeded. Many broad acres had been scoured and yet the fleet hare headed her enemies with unabated ardour. Through frightened flocks, huddled and scared together in corners, the hounds threaded the line, and on she was raced at ruthless haste with their ringing cry ever in her ear. There was no check or stop. Flee or die, was the decree of destiny. " From scent to view," hallooed Master OUR COUNTY. 53 Ned, pointing to the beaten hare in the same field with the pack. " Now they '11 have her." Fruitless were her doubles and last shifts to save herself. From side to side she was watched and turned, and, at length, down she was pulled. " Who-whoop !" shouted Master Ned, springing from his saddle. " Who-whoop !" " It was a glorious run," gasped Tom Piper, arriving in a great heat, and panting for breath. " Without a check, too," returned farmer Stockley, as Buttercup came up at a slow, jolting canter. " There," said the young Baronet, present- ing the hare to farmer Stockley, " give that to the dame, and tell her how 'twas killed. Fairly found, fairly run, and fairly pulled down. That 's your sport !" " Thank ye kindly. Sir Edward," replied the farmer, accepting the present, " and I '11 do so with all my heart. But," continued 54 OUR COUNTY. he, " you '11 breakfast with me this morn- ing?" " To be sure I will," rejoined Master Ned, remounting his horse. Farmer Stockley was about extending an hospitable invitation to Pug, and the words were on his lips, when that worthy, apparently gifted with supernatural powers, anticipated his design by saying — '* Just a glass and a crust, sir, will do for me." Farmer Stockley said something about " the best the house could afford ;" but for some seconds after this he rode forwards in silence, as if communing with some uneasy thoughts. OUR COUNTr. 55 CHAPTER III. " What can be avoided, Whose end is purposed?" In a large and lofty room — albeit one of the smallest in the Grange — a lady sat bending over a couch on which a young girl lay sleeping. The delicately chiselled features of each bore so close a resemblance, that it was impossible to doubt the relation- ship between them. There the mother watched, as she often did, day by day, and night by night, the doubtful and flickering life of her child. At one time full of hope, at another cast down with dread, the weeks and months flew past, and yet there seemed 56 OUR COUNTY. no change. She was always better; at least Rose always said so to that anxious watcher as she woke. And yet the same pale cheek remained, save where a vermillion tint spread in its centre like peach blossom scarcely blown. Light-brown silken hair fell in profusion down her fair but attenuated neck, and the hand clasped in that of her mother's, looked as if made of the whitest wax. A fringe of long dark lashes met the closed eyelids, and save for the utter lifeless appearance, producing thoughts of a still deeper sleep, nothing can be pictured more lovely than the form of Rose AVarren as she lay in the calm and peaceful slumber. Years, long, care-borne years, had changed the mother now to what she had been. But in spite of the furrow here and there, cut by sorrow, there were still the remains — the gray ruins of beauty. The figure, tall and gracefully formed, possessed a somewhat haughty bearing ; but when she spoke, the effect was at once dispelled. So low and OUR COUNTY. 57 soft, SO almost plaintive in their tone, her words disclosed the total freedom of all pride within. Mild and sad was the expression in her large hazel eyes, and yet a warm sunny look shone about them, as may be seen in those more used to smiles, in other days, than tears. The seasons through, her dress was ever black, and the sombre hue had become so familiarized to her, that had she appeared in any other, the subject would have been discussed by gossips for leagues around. As it was, indeed, none occupied more of the thoughts and tongues of count- less numbers than did the Lady Warren. The poor and old, the halt and blind, the young and the friendless — all who were in want — sought her aid, and never in vain. Well may it be said, that if the prayers of the good and lowly, offered in the secret thanksgiving of grateful hearts, had been received in the spirit of their offering, then, indeed, would their benefactress have been without a single sorrow past, present, or to D 3 58 OUR COUNTY. come. But He who directs all things had willed it otherwise, and she bowed to the decree in meekness and submission. It was very slight, so slight that on a stranger's ear it might have passed unheeded : but oh! how that cough grated on the mother's ear, and made her blood to chill and curdle in her veins. " Are you there, mother dear? " asked a faint appealing voice. "Yes, dearest," was the reply, in a manner that might have been received for cheerfulness with some; "you know that I 'm always here." '* The room is very dark," rejoined Rose, raising herself on the couch. '' I msh for light and air." "I drew the curtains while you slept, love," returned her mother, " but now you shall have both. Let your nurse," con- tinued she, smiling, and kissing her daughter's brow, " have her reward first." And then the heavy drapery was with- OUR COUNTY. 59 drawn from before the old diamond-latticed casement, and Rose being supported to a seat close to it, the window was thrown open, and the breeze swept in and fanned her cheeks with his fresh breath, laden with sweets leased from flower and blos- som. The autumnal tints tipped the elm tops, and now and then a yellow leaf whirling to the ground gave tokens of the year's decline. The o'er-ripe acorn dropped from its cup, and the hawthorn berries were long since red. " The winter will soon be here," re- plied Rose, "and yet how beautiful those flowers are," continued she, pointing to a bed of carnations and picotees. " Yes, dear child," returned her mother, pressing the invalid's head upon her bosom, and wrapping a kerchief closely around her throat, "they are very, very beauti- ful." " And yet," resumed Rose, drawing her 60 OUK COUNTY. hand pensively across her brow, "how soon they '11 fade and die! Nothing lasts, mother, on earth. To grow and flourish, and then to wither and decay. With us, with flowers, with all things — this is the law of universal nature." "Why, Rose!" rejoined her mother, holding her daughter still tighter to her breast, "you talk like a little dreaming philosopher." " I often dream," replied Rose, " as often when awake as sleeping. I often dream of what must have been, and what may be. Of the times long past, and of those perhaps to come. And then," she continued, drop- ping her voice, and pressing her cheek close to her mother's, " I dream of that promised land wherein there '11 be no separa- tions from those we love, no pain, no sufl*er- ing, no fears nor cares, no — " The word was on her lip, but she hesi- tated to speak it. "What would you have said, dearest?" OUR COUNTY. 61 asked her mother, in a voice tremulous with emotion. " Death," added Rose, in a low yet sonorous whisper. " You must not, shall not, talk thus seriously," added her mother, scarcely capable of checking the tears now swim- ming in her eyes. " Let us speak of more joyous things — of health, of life, of hope. These are subjects for the young, like my own dear Rose, to think of." " Hope, dear mother! " exclaimed Rose, lifting her head, " none can hope more than I. The dew of heaven to the parched earth, is not more genial than hope to the afflicted." " Talk no longer thus," said her mother, unable to restrain her tears; "it grieves me sadly. Rose." " Not another word, dear mother," re- plied Rose, while an expression of self- reproach passed across her features, and then, with many a kiss, she strove to heal the wound created. 62 OUR COUNTY. At this moment three forms were seen approaching from behind a clump of thick fir-trees, which had hidden them from sight until within some hundred yards of the house. '^See!" ejaculated Kose, gladly, "here come Edward and Mr. Piper. But who is the third with them?" "Robin, I think," replied her mother, " the mole-catcher." " I should like him better," replied Kose, "if he confined his occupation to the catching of moles ; but he snares so many beautiful Avild birds to pine in cages, that I ever associate cruelty with Robin." The three, as they neared, formed a picturesque group. Master Ned had dives- ted himself of both his hat and necker- chief, the latter of which articles of attire, Mr. Piper, or "Old Tom," as historical truth occasionally demands his being called, had taken the liberty of twisting round his own throat, by way of a super- OUR COUNTY. 63 fluous addition. Across his shoulders a capacious creel was strapped, and in his hand he carried a long and pliant pole of cob-nut hazel, fashioned by his own craft into a fishing-rod of a truly useful and artistic shape. The appearance, too, of Robin the mole- catcher, merits a record. Upon his head he wore a close skull-cap, which, at a first glance, might seem fashioned from black Genoa velvet ; but a closer inspection would disclose the mate- rial to be the almost imperceptible joining of several prepared skins of his victims, from whose capture he derived both his appellation and his living. Robin was adapted for his calling by nature. Quiet, slow, methodical, and watchful, he origi- nated the most simple and effective strata- gems for securing anything he wanted. His closely-set small gray eyes peeped and peered along the verge of streams, and into hedgerows, and along pathways, and up trees, and among thick ivy. Nothing es- 64 OUR COUNTY. caped Robin. If a good trout rose he saw him ; ay ! and could make him rise again with a few hackles and feathers. He could set a trap, bird-lime a twig, spread a net, tie a fly, throw a line, and drink beer with any man in our county. These were the main objects of his ambition, and the apex of it had been gained some thirty years ago; for Robin the mole-catcher was an old man, though still hale and hearty. " Robin was right, mother," said Master Ned, turning Tom Piper's back, with a sudden twist and a short turn, towards the ladies. "There's a fish!" continued he, exhibiting to view a splendid speckled trout, gasping at the bottom of the basket, on a layer of fresh-pulled rushes. " Did he afl'ord you much sport? " asked his mother. " Capital ! " enthusiastically replied our hero, his face beaming with pleasure. '' Is it the same that you 've been en- OUR COUNTY. 65 deavouring to catch so long?" inquired Rose. "Yes," returned her brother; ''but he would never take either one of my flies, or Tom's. And yet with Robin's, he rose at the first cast, and I hooked him the second." '^ You see, my Lady," chimed in Mr. Piper, deferentially doffing his hat, and entertaining a jealous impression that the mole-catcher's talents were being exalted at the cost of his own. " You see, my Lady," repeated Tom, " there 's no account- ing for taste." At the conclusion of the delivery of this aphorism, Mr. Piper was much astonished at perceiving a strong disposition to laugh, on the part of his auditors. " As I was saying," resumed Tom, feel- ing himself on the shady side of the sub- ject, " there 's no accounting for taste." "I beg your pardon," observed Robin, who, hitherto, had stood a little distance 66 OUB COUNTY. in the back-ground; " but there is account- ing for tastes, an^, if it please ye my Lady, I '11 tell ye the way," continued he, with a respectful bow. " Do, Kobin," was the reply. " We shall be pleased to listen." " It 's the want of the knowledge of tastes," began the mole- catcher, looking under his gray and shaggy eyebrows, like one who entertained no small share of con- fidence in himself, " it 's the want of the knowledge of tastes," he repeated, in a slow, deliberate tone, " that often upsets the stomachs of other things besides fish. If people would only think what might be likely to tickle a palate before a lure was tried, a great many baits would be taken that otherwise are rejected. Now, I al- ways try to find out the most likely thing to tickle a palate by way of a relish, before I make a throw. For example, supposing I see the grannam on the water, I shouldn't think of tying on a scaldcrow midge. The OUR COUNTY. 67 fish would know that the scaldcrow midge was all my eye and Elizabeth Martin! And like you, sir," turning to Master Ned, " hearing the cuckoo in December, take no heed of it, from the knowledge that such a note, at such a time, must come from the wooden bird on some old woman's clock. Do you see what I mean? " " Perfectly," replied the young Baronet. *' But it requires more art than either I or Tom Piper possess, to tie a fly as skil- fully as you.'' " And therefore,'' added the mole-catcher, with his small black eyes twinkling, " my flies drop trout in the creel when yours fail. You '11 find. Sir Edward," continued Robin, shaking a raised fore-finger, "that this rule applies to other matters besides fishing. There '5 a fly for every man and everything in season ! " 68 OUR COUNTY. CHAPTER IV. "I see, men's judgments are A parcel of their fortunes ; and things outward Do draw the inward quahty after them." Few men were better known, far and wide, than John Sharp, Esq., attorney at law and solicitor in the high Court of Chancery. By the country folk his calling invariably took precedence of his name, and wherever he was spoken of it was always as ^'lawyer Sharp." Like the majority of his profession in the country, who possess a character of long standing for shrewdness and integrity, lawyer Sharp's influence was on the most ex- tensive scale in his neighbourhood, and OUR COUNTY. 69 scarcely anything could be accomplished pertaining either to life or death without his assistance being sought. As a magistrate, too, in the possession of profound and prac- tical knowledge of the law, he was held in perfect terror by evil doers of every kind and description. An appeal from his stern decisions was never thought of; and if the quality of mercy seldom blended with his justice, it proceeded more from a severe sense of duty than from any disposition to be harsh or tyrannical. He entertained strange no- tions upon the strict necessity of the per- formance of every kind of fixed engagements and agreement, and was deaf to all excuses in avoidance of them. " Tut, tut," he would say to any apology or attempt of justification, " talk not to me of your disappointed hopes, your losses, or your misfortunes. These are bubbles broken, and the result of four-fifths of the windy puff-ball dreams of schemers. If conditional to a bond or promise, well and good I" — and then reading the proof aloud 70 OUE COUNTY. of no such terms existing, lawyer Sharp would add, " I see none here, my good sir; none whatever." In local elections his patronage was the very essence of support. Let the candidate for the dignities and cocked hat of beadle of the parish, waywarden, churchwarden, assessor, town crier, or any other of the parish offices, honorary and stipendiary, ob- tain lawyer Sharp's vote and interest, and the opposition retired cowed and defeated without a struggle. As steward to some of the largest and most wealthy of the land- owners in the county, acting trustee for several charities, and indefatigable in all the services he undertook, lawyer Sharp held the sway of a man with a great capacity and skill in turning his power generally to the interests of his clients; but more particularly to his own profit. The object of his life was to become rich, and he achieved it long be- fore even his sanguine hopes led him to sup- pose it practicable. Industry, thrift, and OUR COUNTY. 71 caution soon rolled his small savings into large gains, and he found himself early in the possession of considerable wealth. But it was not with the mean and little feeling of a miser that his daily exertions and economy were applied to add to his store. It was not for the mere purpose of hoarding that he turned his attention to this one absorbing pursuit. Of the world, worldly, he learned from the great monitor, Experience, that like tonics, there were some truths extremely bit- ter but very wholesome. The power of money is of this order, gainsay it who can — at least so said lawyer Sharp. " I know," said he, " for I was once poor and humble, what the poor and humble feel, endure, and suffer. The rich, so long as they are rich but no longer, are honored, and courted, and made the idols of the noblest born and those sitting in the highest chairs of authority. ^Tis the want of money which makes the ex- emplary and virtuous cringe and supplicate : 'tis iU possession y^hioh allows the depraved 72 OUR COUNTY. and vicious to ride rough-shod along the road of life in defiance of all laws human and divine. As to justice being equally balanced to the rich and poor may read well enough in theory ; but practice proves it to be a hol- low and empty fiction. A poor man should be thus defined : — one who is jostled by the monied with upturned nostrils and bridled necks. Give me money !" With these sentiments, formed from the world's harsh lessons, we will leave lawyer Sharp to work his own way, like a cork against a strong tide. There was one, however, who could turn his thoughts even from money, and make him feel that without her, the mines of the whole world would be as nothing. And that was a little child, his daughter Maud. Scarcely born before she w^as motherless, the bereaved infant became the focus of her father's anxious care and deepest solicitude, and was seldom from his sight and protec- tion. When poring over heaps of mouldy OUR COUNTY. 73 parchments to solve causes of disputes and rights, the lawyer would lift his smarting eyes from their constant labour and meet the laughing hazel ones of Maud, standing by his side, and feel the arm twined about his neck pressed more closely, his lowered brow lifted like a cloud, and his laugh became as joyous as his child's. In long chesnut tresses Maud's hair fell upon her shoulders as white as snowdrops, and her red pouting lips mantling with smiles, looked like moulded wax. Wild and careless as the butterflies she often chased, but never caught, her life glided on smoothly as a stream, and if the morrow brought no change, no change was ever sought : and so days and years passed away. One morning, as was their custom, Maud stood by her father's side in his office, while he perused a thick roll of paper with more than his wonted seriousness. His thin lips were pressed together, and his wan features creased with intensity of thought. VOL. I. E 74 OUR COUNTY. " To save the trunk," said he, communing with himself, " we must lop off the decayed limbs." Maud looked at her father in silence ; but he did not raise his eyes to hers. " We must sell," he continued, measur- ing each word as it dropped from his tongue. " There 's no help for it. We must sell." At this moment a loud knock and ring were given at the door, and soon afterwards a long, thin, prematurely decrepid looking man entered the apartment. His dress consisted of a shabby black suit, partaking of one striking inconsistency — superfluity of material where it was not wanted, and great dearth of it where it was most required. The skirts of his coat hung drooping about his heels, while his trowsers barely reached the middle of his leg. The waistcoat, too, was so shorn of its fair proportions, that a perfect struggle seemed continually going on to keep it anything near its assigned posi- OUR COUNTY. 75 tion, and a yellowish white and starchless cravat, twisted in flabby folds around a crane- like neck, completed a long-faded and grotesque costume. Poor Simon Slip! He had been, boy and man, a lawyer's clerk for thirty -five years. Penniless he commenced life, and penniless, it seemed more than probable, he would close it; for Simon's means were very small, and they had never been other- wise. " If you please, sir," began Simon, in a voice between a croak and a squeak, " Mis- ter John Racket wishes to see you." " Shew him in, Simon," returned his master, and then turning to his young com- panion, he kissed her and said, " I shall not be engaged long, dearest; join me presently again." Simon Slip made his second appearance, and, holding open the door wide upon its hino-es, ushered in the client. No one possessing penetration of the most E 2 76 OUR COUNTY. ordinary kind, could possibly mistake, at a glance, the general characteristics of John Racket. Without the shadow of a claim to being a sportsman, in its genuine sense, he possessed every attribute belonging to what is commonly called* a " sporting cha- racter." With the studied appearance of a groom, he wore a round, narrow-brimmed hat on one side, a spotted glaring necker- chief, cut-away green coat, long buff waist- coat, white cords, and top boots. In his hand was a straight catting jockey whip, which, for the most part, he used to tickle his ears and fat ruddy face, when roaring lustily at his own slang. Purple spots plentifully besprinkled on his cheeks and chin gave strong indications of John Racket's social habits, and a pair of small snake-like eyes, separated by a thick shape- less nose, left an impression far from favor- able to the claim of his being a very desir- able member of society. " Ha ! ha ! " exclaimed Mr. Racket, in a OUR COUNTY. 77 loud tone, upon entering the room, and giv- ing his hat a spin upon the butt end of his whip. ** Down 's a hammer, my tidy one. How do?'* The lawyer slightly smiled at this strange address, and pointing to a chair, said, " Be seated, sir. You appear in good spirits this morning." " Always am," rejoined Mr. Racket, flinging himself with a swagger into his seat and stretching out his legs at full length. " Always am," repeated he, " when my pockets are lined. That 's your time o' day. Chink- wink 'em along ! " " May I ask," said the attorney, gently rubbing the palms of his hands and regard- ing his visitor with a look, which, for its keenness, might have penetrated a deeper depth than the object for which it was ap- plied. " May I ask," repeated he, " the cause of your pourtrayed satisfaction ? " " A sell, sir," returned Mr. Racket, mak- ing a cut of his whip crack loudly on one of 78 OUE COUNTY. his boots. " As fine a sell as ever was heard of." "Indeed!" exclaimed his companion, in a tone as if the reply proved anything but explanatory. " You know my mare, Kitty Clive," added Mr. Kacket, "by Lucifer, Spider's dam, Miss Snooks by Trumpeter, out of Flyaway by Pepper, dam Spicy by Peppercorn — a regular clipper. Fit to race for a man's life. A horse to a hay-seed at even weights for anything of her age. She 'd beat her own shadow for a mile on the flat, and can scramble through dirt like a scavenger." Hoy/ long the speaker might have contin- ued his praises concerning Kitty Clive is a matter of great doubt, had not an impatient gesture from his listener brought him to a check. "Well, well!" observed the narrator, "I see you want me to cut right in the middle o' the pack, and so here goes. I matched her — you must have seen it if you read the OUR COUNTY. 79 Calendar as much as you do those d — d sheepskins there. I say, I matched her," he continued, " against a green young muff's Gimcrack ; two miles, a thousand a side, money down and owners up. Ha, ha, ha ! " laughed Mr. Kacket, until the shades in his features became a glowing vermillion tint. " I think I see him now a-climbing into the pigskin like a monkey up a hop pole." " And who was the green young muff as you 're facetiously pleased to call him?" asked lawyer Sharp. "A gent," responded Mr. Racket, "a tough gent, for the first time — and I may certainly say the last time — in his life at Newmarket. Such sport ! No sooner was the go given than away we went like flying fish, Gimcrack pulling the green 'un almost over his head at the start. Wishing to see the fun, as well as to win the money, I kept the mare in hand, and made a neck-an'-neck of it for the first half mile, knowing that by 80 OUR COUNTY. taking one pull at her, I could go in and win in a canter. Never shall I forget the green young muff! First on Gimcrack's neck and then all but over his tail, he kept see- sawing — even betting — at which way he ^d take his cropper. At last, do^vn bored Gim- crack's head between his knees and away skimmed the green young muff like an oyster shell." '' Was he injured ?" asked his companion, in a manner conveying a complete void of interest in the result. " Slightly," replied Mr. Racket, scarcely capable of restraining the mirth now swelling large ropy veins in his face and forehead. "Bones broken?" wearily inquired lawyer Sharp. " Only his neck," shouted Mr. Racket, arriving at the climax with a boisterous peal of mirth. " What, killed ?" exclaimed his auditor, drawing his chair suddenly back and extend- ing his uplifted hands. OUR COUNTY. 81 " Certainly," replied Mr. Racket, as if the question were entirely needless. " Whoever heard of a lively one with a broken neck?'' After a short pause, lawyer Sharp said, " Has this accident anything to do with your business with me, sir ? " " Hark back, hark back, hark back !" hal- looed Mr. Racket. " Not a bit of it, my daffidowndilly ; I only told ye of it by way of a little bit of innocent recreation. The fact is," he continued, " my old foxy gover- nor's laid up with gout, spasm, curb, splent, or something o' that sort, and being tied up short by the head, has sent the scion of the noble stock of Racket to do his dirty work for him." '' My client looks to the end," slily put in the lawyer, " and not the means." " Means! '' ejaculated Mr. Racket, with a contemptuous sneer. " If I had his means I 'd break every leg in the ring. I 'd clean 'em out-an'-out, and rig the pots on and off, E 3 82 OUR COUNTY. up and down, to the tune of damn-me-if-I- know- what-they -are-at . " " You 're a clever man, sir," observed his companion, with ill-concealed sarcasm. " Clever! Ah!" and the speaker rolled his head from side to side. " Why, Jack Racket can palm a card, throw a nick to every main, run, jump, ride, drive, shoot, and swim. Plays billiards, pool, and cribbage. Can throw a summerset, fight, and wrestle. He can cut a trump, secure a die, hide the pea, swallow sugared oysters, and blow the key bugle." '' Multifarious accomplishments," remarked lawyer Sharp, " and, doubtless, opportunities occur of your turning them to advantage." Mr. Racket telegraphed a reply by a suc- cession of some dozen most effective winks. " I must now press upon your attention," said his companion, "the particular object of your visit." " Always come to the call of time," replied Mr. Racket. "Well then! my old foxy OUR COUNTY. 83 governor told me to say he'll not shilly-shally any longer with his mortgages on the War- ren estate. He 's determined," continued Mr. Kacket, admiring the shape of his boots with a side-long glance — " and we all know what a pig-headed varmint he is — he 's de- termined, he says, to have principal, interest, compound interest, and the devil knows what besides, with quick 's the word, and sharp 's the motion." " This must be a sudden resolve," rejoined the lawyer, with knitted brows. " Perhaps it may be," returned Mr. Eac- ket, burnishing the tip of his nose with the silver mounting of his whip. " That 's no- thing to me." After a silence of short duration, occasion- ally interrupted by a subdued " Hie over," " Wind him and cross him," " Have at him," "TaUy-ho," ''Who- whoop," from Mr. Racket, his companion said hurriedly, " I *11 call upon your father within an hour." " All r-r-r-right," replied Mr. Eacket, 84 OUR COUNTY. springing upon his feet. " That's your time o' day. Chink-wink ^em along." With this he gave a good imitation of his favourite instrument the key bugle, and took an abrupt departure. OUE COUNTY. 85 CHAPTER V. '* How quickly nature falls into revolt, When gold becomes his object." On Tip-tree hill, and within sight of the Grange, stood a square red-bricked house, remarkable only for a particularly stiff and new appearance. The walls were fresh, even to a dazzling brightness when the sun shone on them, and the pea-green brass-knockered door stood out in bold relief. Leading to the house, from the roadside, was a long straight gravel path, flanked by very young and small trees. Indeed, with the excep- tion of one huge poplar, rearing its head loftily above the roof, and from which the locality probably derived its name, every- 86 OUR COUNTY. thing around bore strong evidence of a decided freedom to antiquity. The architect of his own house, the builder of his own fortune, the projector of solid money-getting schemes and ven- tures, the successful man made of money, was old John Racket, yclept the miser. The long, long years of self-denial that he had passed to, as he said, '' save a little to make a little." Patiently he bore the day's weary labour, and night's anxious sleepless thought to turn the world and its ways to his own advantage. The spendthrift had had his gold. The poor, oppressed, and needy; the reckless, abandoned, and profli- gate never applied in vain, provided the security were good. Oh, but he was a close one ! Let there be ever so trifling a flaw in the profl'ered pledge, be the nature of it what it may, and old John Racket would see it at a glance, and with the same cer- tainty as a stream of light through a chink in a darkened room. OUR COUNTY. 87 And there old John sat in the summer's sun, wrapped in blankets, peevish, racked with pain, and discontented. Toothless with age, his nose and chin nearly met, and yet his small black sunken eyes, shaded by thick gray brows, were as bright and penetrating as in the palmy days of youth, when, as was his wont to boast, he could look a man through and through, and see if the buttons of his coat skirt were guilt or plated. The few white hairs on his head were brushed upwards to a point, and, by some strange connexion of ideas, brought forcibly to mind the starch- backed old poplar waving its shade over Tip-tree hill. From beneath the capacious sleeves of a loose morning wrapper his clasped hands were visible, and so thin and wasted were they that a bird's claws might look almost as human. Difficult it would be to explain the cause of the comfortless aspect of the apartment in which old John sat ruminating. The 88 OUR COUNTY. furniture was good, even costly, and well kept ; but as if the walls had never echoed with a laugh or merry meeting, they wore a sad sombre gravity of which the most in- different could not escape the frigid effect. The shrill strokes of a clock, in quick succession, now fell upon the ear " What a time he 's gone," ejaculated old John, turning restlessly in his large high- backed chair ; " and I told him to be quick, quick, quick," he continued, tapping the edge of his seat irritably with his clenched knuckles. " But he cares nothing for what I say, not he." And then as the thought fanned a spark of latent malice, he raised one of his wasted fingers in a threatening atti- tude, and said, " Mind, Jack Kacket, mind. With my own I '11 do as I list, young scape- grace. 'Twas I who made the money. 'Tis I who *11 keep it in spite of ye. Not a shil- ling shall go — not one shilling." At this juncture the attention of the speaker was arrested by the approach of a neat one horse carriage towards the OUR COUNTY. 89 house, and soon afterwards lawyer Sharp entered the room. "Ah, my good friend," exclaimed old John, in tremulous accents, " I am glad you are come. My legs fail me more and more, and as I can't get to you, why you must come to me. Yes, yes, sit close to me here, for I have much to say, and my voice is feeble, very feeble." The lawyer, after exchanging salutations, did as he was desired, and without further lapse of time, old John opened the subject for discussion. " When the late Sir Edward Warren got into difficulties," began old John, eyeing his listener with a shrewd, blinkless gaze, " and I lent him money, time after time, when nobody else would, I thought the whole of the property, inch by inch, brick by brick, would fall into my hands." " You did," briefly responded his visitor. " And if he had lived a few years longer," resumed the miser, "it must have been mine." 90 OUR COUNTY. " Without a doubt/' rejoined the law- yer. " Since his death," continued old John, " I expected even your stewardship would not foil me, and yet I appear to be no nearer the end than ten years ago. How is this? " " A portion of the estate, this very spot, is in your possession by foreclosure since the time you speak of, sir," returned the lawyer, in a mild tone and manner. " A portion," repeated old John, raising his voice to a strained pitch ; "a slip, a shred, a strip. But listen," said he, with increasing excitement, " and I '11 unravel the mystery. When you, sir, were poor and penniless, you used my money to our mutual advantage. It was so much for so much, and I was contented with the rendered share. But since the feathering of your own nest, you 've neglected mine. The plank which carried you over you Ve drawn after ye. Yes, yes ; I *m an old man but not blind, not blind, Mr. Sharp." OUR COUNTY. . 91 A sliglit, very slight shadow of anger, spread itself over the lawyer's features ; but it quickly left them, and there was no per- ceptible change in his softness of voice and blandness of manner. " I know of no cause for your complain- ing,'' replied he. " The interest of your mortgages have been paid, and " "Bah!" interrupted the miser; "in- terest of mortgages, forsooth ! Where 's the principal and interest of my bonds and bills ? In heaps of waste paper, sir ; in heaps of waste paper." " I have done " " Nothing for years and years," again interrupted old John; "except telling me to be patient. But I '11 wait no longer — give me possession of my own; money or money's worth." " It is somewhat singular," said his com- panion, deliberately; "and as this draft will shew," continued he, producing a roll of paper from his pocket, " that I had al- 92 OUR COUNTY. ready resolved upon the course you now propose." " Eh? " quickly interposed the miser, catching the document from the lawyer^s hand. " You will there see," continued Mr. Sharp, " that I have prepared the condi- tions of sale for a part of the estates to be sold, and " "Why not all — why not all?" quickly interrupted old John, as he greedily ran his eyes over the document. " And to pay off the most pressing lia- bilities," continued Mr. Sharp, without noticing the remark. " I had hoped," said he, " with the strictest economy, to render a sale of the property left unnecessary, and thought I should be able to pay you and the rest of the creditors." " Don't speak of them ! " observed old John, snappishly; " speak of me." '* To pay you, then, sir," resumed the lawyer, " in full, principal and interest." OUR COUNTY. 93 "Interest! Yes, yes," said the miser, rubbing the palms of his hands briskly, " remember that, remember that." '' The large mortgages, however," con- tinued Mr. Sharp, " consuming so much of the income, and the increasing expensive habits of the young Baronet, have now rendered me hopeless of recovering the estates. In justice to him only, I must put in force the powers I possess." Even the lawyer, with all his shrewd- ness, did not perceive the strange shock which seemed to vibrate through old John's system. A slight flush of blood tinged his lank jaws, and his voice shook as he said, in a soft oily tone, " Did ye say increasing expensive habits of the young Baronet? " ^'Yes," replied Mr. Sharp. "Day by day his desires increase, and, with them, his waywardness of purpose." "Indeed," said old John, his features relaxed mth smiles; "his father was of the like kidney." 94 OUR COUNTY. " He was," rejoined the lawyer, "and hence the result. But . as Sir Edward's guardian " *' You '11 do your duty," put in old John, impatiently. " But recollect, although his guardian, /'m your client. Remember too," he continued, pausing to give effect to his words, " I was your client when clients were very scarce." " I 'm not forgetful, sir, of obligations," returned the lawyer. " I know that," answered the miser. "But sometimes they 're not remembered at profitable seasons." " You shall have your due, Mister Racket," said the lawyer, "and that to the uttermost farthing." " That sounds well," replied old John, chuckling with inward laughter. " To hear of the uttermost farthing, rings like the true metal." ''Without delay," observed his compa- nion, " I shall bring several of the farms OUR COUNTY. 95 to the hammer, and with the proceeds get rid of the overwhelming incumbrance." " Good !" shortly chimed in old John. " I shall like to see the good hard money again. It should never remain too long in one place. Turn it, I say ; turn it, turn it." " So do I," hallooed a voice, and at the same moment ' the scion of the noble stock of Eacket' burst unceremoniously into the room. " Heads or tails," said he, spin- ning a sixpence in the air. Turn it, turn it. Heads, I win; tails you lose. That's your time o' day. Chink- wink 'em along." "What a boy it is!" exclaimed old John, regarding his son with no small degree of pride, as that noble youth threw himself into a sparring attitude, and begged to be informed, " How his respected parent would relish an upper-cut on the conk?" " He 's a wild lad," said old John, turning to the lawyer, " a wild lad, and a spend- 96 OUR COUNTY. thrift too. Twenty times and more, I 've made up my mind to cut him off with a shilling. And yet he gets the better of me ; yes, he gets the better of me, his old weak father." " Get the better o' you ! " returned Jack Eacket. " Ho, ho, ho — haw, haw, haw ! Why, you're as deep as a well; up and down to every move; from pitch-an'-toss, to skinning Christians." " You hear him," observed old John, who was now in one of his best of hu- mours, and appeared quite flattered at the compliment. " You hear him." " To be sure he does," rejoined his son ; "or if he didn't, damn me, but he'll hear this ; " and putting a fore-finger to his left ear, he gave a screeching *' who- whoop," which made the very windows chatter. At the termination of this exhibition of the healthy state of his lungs, Mr. Sharp took his departure, probably hastened by a msh to avoid a second infliction upon his OUR COUNTY. 97 nerves, and which seemed not unlikely to take place, from the present boisterous condition of Jack Racket's animal spirits. When the lawyer was gone, old John besought his son to sit quietly by his side, for he had something most important to communicate. "Is it a wrinkle?" asked Jack Racket, conforming to his father's wishes for once in his life, without evincing a strong and powerful opposition to them. VOL. I. 98 OUE COUHTY. CHAPTER VI. " Now the bright morDing star, day's harbinger, Comes dancing from the east, and leads with her The flowery May, that from her green laps throws T-he yellow cowslip, and the pale primrose. Hail, bounteous May ! " Dame Stockley was a thorough English farmer's wife. With a portly person, she possessed great activity of limb, and now and then, a corresponding nimbleness of tongue, which might be heard at remote distances. And yet, a more kindly dis- posed, good-natured, merry heart, never beat within as capacious a bosom. At all times and seasons; in the kitchen, dairy, cheese-room, here, there, everywhere, from sunrise to sunset, her laugh and snatch of OUR COUNTY. 99 some old ballad might be heard with al- most the same constancy as the chirrup of the cricket on her hearth at Christmas. Although many a summer had gone since Dame Stockley had been wooed and won, she still possessed no insignificant share of those personal attractions, when she was called, and with good reason too, the vil- lage pride. Round, smooth, and flushed with health, her countenance betokened the perfect contentment reigning within, and her large laughing blue eyes, and rows of even white teeth, had lost none of their pristine allurements. Not the highest-born lady in all our county was more particular or studious in her toilet, than dame Stockley ; albeit, she was never dressed above her station. But then, the chronicle of truth must declare her very neatness of attire possessed as much of the vanity of effect, as that lack- brained, fantastical Miss Sally Beans, the miller's daughter, tricked in ribands fine, F 2 100 OUR COUNTY. and bound for market, church, or fair. And here it may be as well to observe, that between dame Stockley and this said Sally Beans, the miller's daughter, a feud had continued, of long standing. How it ori- ginated no one knew, and why it remained was involved in mystery; but although near neighbours, the shadow of neither crossed the threshold of the other's door. When they chanced to meet, indeed, a stiff bow of recognition was given and returned; but this was the full extent of the acknow- ledgment of bare acquaintanceship. It might be their extreme opposite tastes, dis- positions, and affections, which led to this result; for certainly the poles were not further asunder than the nature of dame Stockley and Miss Sally Beans. The latter was a stiff, lank, and lean virgin, of an uncertain age, in full pursuit of a husband since the sweet era of seventeen. Whether the countless " slips between the cup and the lip," had induced a decided inclination OUR COUNTY. 101 for stimulants, cannot be said with any degree of certainty ; but reports were rife concerning Miss Beans being addicted to drams, snuff, and green tea. In confirma- tion of these, the tip of her slightly turned- up nose was certainly a bright scarlet, and, if the whole truth be spoken, her cheeks were pimply. If not unshed tears, there was always a sort of moisture swimming in her small ferretty eyes, and, possessing a superabundance of mouth, with a long thin wiry neck. Miss Beans* attractions cannot be described as of the highest order. But then, she endeavoured to supply by art that which had been denied to her by na- ture. To see Miss Beans in her best was, at least, a sight of no ordinary kind. The eye would turn and involuntarily settle upon her, as upon a lighted candle, or anything else most bright and dazzling. Not of the choicest, but of the gayest stuff, were bonnet, gown, and mantle. With little regard, perhaps, to the order 102 OUR COUNTY. and blending of colours, the total design might be compared to the gaudy tulip, and not dissimilar to that scentless flower, Miss Beans' charms found no bees nor butterflies to rifle them. The sun was up, and 'twas a bright May morning. Farmer Stockley had gone to brush the early dew from the grass in his rounds to inspect his cattle and herds, and his dame, with high chequered apron and dress looped through the pocket hole, was calling legions of poultry around her. From a large sieve she scattered the grain to the noisy, greedy, fighting set, and exerted her generalship to secure the best share to the needy. Dame Stockley hated tyranny, and the repeated conduct of one old hen in pecking everything in her way with a most spiteful and malicious intent, at length so far roused her ire, that she flung the empty sieve at her head, and openly avowed, ^' she was a second Sally Beans." It was called the kitchen, and a part of OUR COUNTY. 103 the large rambling room so termed, in far- mer Stockley's house, was devoted to culinary purposes ; but that was only the yawning hearth on which a log or faggot blazed and cracked, or embers always smouldered. But in so far as the uses were concerned, it might have borne several other titles ; for here it was that the choicest stores of hams, cheeks, flitches of bacon, and other prepared and palatable dainties were hung in rows along the white-washed beams, stretch- ing themselves across the ceiling. Here it was that the farmer and the members of his household partook of their daily meals at the same time, and of the same fare. At the same polished oaken board they sat, and the only stringent rule indispensable for each to observe was, a strict regard to those timely ablutions which toil and labour render necessary. A breakfast at the farm, like every other meal, was not a mere shadow of a reality. There was no fiction about that juicy ham, 104 OUR COUNTY. just cut, to wet the appetite with a glimpse of its secret virtues. The silvery round of beef, too, speckled with youDg sprigs of parsley, and the roll of butter ornamented with the same verdant herb, gave a freshness to the effect which, to be appreciated, must have been witnessed. The huge brown loaf on the white wooden platter even was not devoid of the homely and substantial style, and the jug of foaming beer, holding a fair and honest stoup, and standing in the centre of some half-dozen silver-tipped drinking horns, looked qualified in every particular for the place of honour it occupied on the board. The clock in the corner — as ricketty an old time keeper as ever tick-tacked — bur-r-r'd and whizzed, and at last struck silver shrill ear-piercing strokes, and then a solemn-looking wooden representative of a bird began to have a game of see-saw above the dial, and croak ^' cuckoo " in a most dismal note. OUR COUNTY. 105 Before the head and tail had ceased to give its last measured wag, the farmer and his family entered, and placed themselves at the table without much ceremony, but with a strict observance of order and decorum. Dame Stockley looked a perfect queen as she sat in a quaint, high-backed carved seat, surveying her household with her sunny visage, and looking as if she had never scolded one of them in her life: but she had, as that light-haired cowboy, Bill Tittle, well knew when he was caught kissing the dairy-maid — ay, in the very fact. — Poor Polly ! Her blushes were settled and fixed in her cheeks for a month afterwards, and if Bill Tittle proffered in perfect innocence a trifling politeness or attention, Polly's warning finger would be raised on the instant, and she " begged him to understand, once for all, to keep himself to himself." Amid the jingling of industriously em- ployed knives and forks, and while in the act of shaving a thin, delicate slice from the F 3 106 OUR COUNTY. silvery round of beef, farmer Stockley said, " How old is Miss Maud, dame?" " Well now ! " replied his wife, dropping a tea-spoon, and turning her eyes towards that sj)ot of ceiling directly above her head, as if the information might be gained from that quarter without loss of time. " Well now !" repeated she, '^ years get on at such a pace that a body must think. Let me see. Miss Maud can't be less, and she may be turned o' fifteen last Martinmas." " Adzooks ! " ejaculated the farmer. " But the child of yesterday seems the woman of to-morrow." " In good truth you may well say so," replied dame Stockley. " But what put that question on your tongue ? " "A reason of my own, wife," rejoined her husband, in one of those mysterious manners most likely to provoke the curiosity of any woman in possession of the smallest desire to learn the " why " and the " where- fore " in bossession of another. OUR COUNTY. 107 " A reason of your own ! " slowly re- peated the good dame, folding her arms and regarding her husband with a steady, in- quiring gaze. " A reason of your own, Harry !" " And may not a man have his reason," returned the farmer, " as well as a wo- man? " " To be sure he may," rejoined his wife, somewhat quickly. '' But I do think when that man," continued she, in a reproving tone, " is in possession of a partner of his bosom, he should have no reasons of his oivn. but share with that partner all kinds of reasons, be they for good or be they for evil." "It 's no longer a secret," added that provoking Harry, helping himself to a well- matched piece of fat and lean, " when a woman 's made acquainted with it." " Exactly so," said dame Stockley, with a toss of her head. " Exactly so. That 's the way with all you men ; running down the 108 OUR COUNTY. partners of your bosoms like dirt under your feet. You ought to be ashamed o' your- selves." This reproof, however, appeared to be quite thrown away upon the obdurate Harry, for he proceeded with his breakfast in per- fect silence, with the exception of a few occasional loud smacks of the lips, con- veying an idea that the silvery round was quite as good as it looked. It may be as well to embrace this op- portunity of saying that among dame Stockley's eccentricities of character, was an invariable rule to throw a slight cloud upon all statements of facts related by her husband. As if she entertained a strong belief that his senses were always in a decided condition of "muddle," she never permitted a simple relation to pass without a more or less rigid scrutiny. For example, if he chanced to remark that he saw lawyer Sharp in his rounds that morning, she would immediately join issue and ask, " if OUR COUNTY. 109 he were sure it wasn't Doctor Clutter- buck ?" Or, if upon his return from market he informed her the ordinary con- sisted of a haunch of mutton and parsnips, she would be certain to inquire, " if he were positive it wasn't ribs of beef and mashed turnips ? " With all this spirit of contra- diction, however, there were few happier couples than farmer and dame Stockley. When the agricultural and domestic re- tainers — a very different class to the Baronial ones spoken of in the days of old — had finished their matin meal, and the farmer and his wife were left alone, he bent his head towards his wife, and, after peering cautiously round the room at least three times, placed his forefinger perpendicularly upon his lips. It was enough to drive a woman wild — that it was. But *' the more haste the less speed," thought the prudent dame, and al- though pins and needles were running in all over her, and her very fingers tingled to seize 110 OUR COUNTY. him by the ears and make him divulge at once what he had to say, she maintained a steady check upon her impulse, and ob- served a patience if she possessed it not. "I'm not a Bo-peep, am I wife?" said the farmer. " A Bo what?" she rejoined. "Peep," added he looking as if he had said a good thing, and deserved to be told so. " Lor' I dont know," returned the dame pettishly. " Go on." " All in good time," rejoined the farmer, " all in good time. Well ! as I was going this morning down by the side of Dysop's spinny, I thought I heard a twig or two crack, and listening for a minute or two longer, I was certain I heard the rustling of leaves. Ho, ho ! said I to myself — " " Never mind what you said to yourself," interrupted dame Stockley, worked to the highest pitch of impatience. " Go on." " All in good time," repeated her imper- turbable husband. " I must tell my story my OUR COUNTY. HI own way, or I shall never get through it. Where was I?" '' At ho, ho ! said I to myself," replied the dame. " Go on." " There must be somebody here," resumed the farmer, taking up the thread of his nar- rative, " and I ^11 see who it is. For Sir Ed- ward told me himself, never to let man, boy, woman, or child, ever set foot in that cover. For, as he said, the little game that was there he should like to remain undis- turbed. With this I crept through the un- derwood with the footfall of a mouse, and close to the trunk of the old hollow elm, which was struck by lightning some ^ve- and-twenty years ago, I saw — who do you think?" " Never mind what I think," gasped dame Stockley. " Go on." '' Miss Maud Sharp," returned the farmer. "Are you sure it wasn't Sally Beans?" asked his wife. " Sally Beans!" repeated he, with a con- 112 OUR COUNTY. temptuous sneer and not deigning to give an assurance of the identity. " But who do you think was standing by her side with his arm round her waist ? " "Heaven help us and pardon our sins!^' quickly ejaculated the dame. "Go on." Farmer Stockley dropped his voice to a clear whisper, and said, pointing in the di- rection of the Grange, " Sir Edward War- ren." No sooner were these words uttered than his wife brought her hands together with a loud crack, so loud that the palms must have tingled again, and a smothered " Never ! " burst from her lips. "It's true," observed her husband. " Take my word for it." " You 're not trifling with my feelings, Harry? " said she, raising the comer of her apron to her eyes. " Trifling with your feelings, Lucy," re- turned he, reproachfully. " Did I ever trifle with your feelings, lass? " OUR COUNTY. 113 " No, no," rejoined the dame. " You never did. But tell me what more passed?" " I stole back," returned he, *' as quietly as I went, and both were so engaged with each other, that neither of them saw me." " Deary me !" exclaimed his wife. " How true the saying is, that true love never did run smooth. There's lawyer Sharp and Sir Edward don't speak when they meet, do they?" '' No," replied farmer Stockley. " Or if they do, it 's with no good will." " Eeports of all kinds were rife enough," rejoined the dame. '' But what was the real cause of the quarrel? " " We all know," he returned, " that Sir Edward won't brook to be checked. None o' the family ever would, as far as I 've known. And it is said the lawyer, as his guardian and trustee, toik him sharply to task one day about money matters, and Sir Edward retorted in fierce language. From that hour to this, four years ago, they 114 OUR COUNTY. have neither exchanged friendly look nor words." *' 'Tis not for us to meddle with the con- cerns of our betters," remarked dame Stockley. " But I do think, between our- selves, Harry, that it 's a pity Sir Edward should have taken up with young Squire Racket." " Don't Squire him, Lucy," said her hus- band, almost savagely. " A swaggering upstart, fit only for the counter ; from behind which he sprung like a toadstool upon a dunghill. He a Squire!" and the farmer's upper lip curled with perfect disdain at the thought. '' Nay, nay, Harry," replied dame Stockley, '' be just even to your enemies. Young Mister Racket was never behind a counter." " His father was in my time," rejoined her husband. " And although no man's business can disgrace him, provided it be an honest one, yet, who does not know in these OUR COUNTY. 115 parts how he got his money ? It wasn't by fair trade ; but by usury, and taking undue advantage of his less prosperous neigh- bours." '' Well, well!" returned his wife, " that may be true enough ; and as I was saying, I'm sorry Sir Edward should be seen so much in the company of his son." *' No good can come of it," added the farmer, shaking his head. ^' No good can come of it." " But let us hope no harm will come of it," said dame Stockley. " With all my heart," replied her husband. " Hope on, hope ever, I say." " Dost think, Harry, lawyer Sharp knows anything of what you saw this morning ? " asked his wife. " No one can answer that, I suspect, but himself," replied her husband. *' And how do ye say he would take it, kindly or not?" inquired dame Stockley. " That depends upon what he knows," 116 OUR COUNTY, rejoined he, "and what we know nothing about/' " He must at least feel proud at the con- nection," returned she. ^' Not if it was an Earldom," rejoined the farmer, significantly, '*and it was shorn of money." OUR COUNTY. 117 CHAPTER VII. •• So the gods bless me, When all our offices have been oppress'd With riotous feeders ; when our vaults have wept With drunken spilth of wine ; when every room Hath blaz'd with lights and bray'd with minstrelsy ; I have retir'd me to a wasteful cock, And set mine eyes at flow." A FEW seasons had come and gone, and yet for aught of any seeming change it miorht have been the selfsame time as that when Tom Piper was discovered on the threshold of his cottage door " a-thinking." There the hale old man sat in the deepening twilight of an autumnal eve, with nothing to break the stillness of the scene but the 118 OUR COUNTY. chur-r of the goatsucker, and the drowsy hum of the shard-borne beetle. A fleet- winged bat whirled in rapid circles above his head, darting among the thickening shades of the trees, and, ever and anon, appearing again in the spaces of light still unconcealed by the dusky veil falling around. " I deserve it, no doubt," said he, aloud, "" and a great deal worse, but I won't court a fit of the ague, I won't go quite so far as that," and with this prudent resolve Tom Piper rose from his seat and entered his cottage. And if the outward effect had so little appearance of alteration, the inward, at least, bore a corresponding one to it. There was the patriarchal lark, as usual, moping on his perch, and the sleek tabby Tom curled in the most cozy of positions on the sheep- skin before the hearth. Toby Philpot, too, had stood the test of time like a hero, and was grinning away on his accustomed shelf OUR COUNTY. 119 in the snug little cupboard, in one of his best imaginable good humours. From the preparations which Tom Piper began, it was obvious he expected somebody whom he was determined to render as comfortable as his circumstances would permit. And taking into lenient considera- tion that his entire household duties fell upon himself, they were such as to merit no insignificant approbation. In the first place, he set fire to a heap of wood and shavings in the grate, and placed as highly-polished a kettle as ever came from the hands of housewife on the kindled flames. Glasses as bright as crystal were taken from the closet and carefully examined to see that they were devoid of speck and smear, and then put in systematic order upon the table. Two large and fragrant lemons then under- went the process of a dry rub, and a china bowl, looking as if it might have been one of the first manufactured, received them respectively in its depths upon the finishing 120 OUR COUNTY. touch being given. A silvered bowl ladle then formed an addition to the previous measures; but this demands an especial notice. It was a present to Tom Piper from his old master, and the family arms — on which Tom ever looked with an eye of great reverence — were emblazoned on the handle. This was the most precious possession belonging to Tom Piper. " There/' said he, surveying his own arrangements with the utmost complacency, " I think that will do, Frank, to make you and I pass a social hour together." Scarcely had he arrived at the completion of this remark, when approaching footsteps were heard. " As I thought," soliloquized Tom, throw- ing back the outward door upon its hinges. '* Frank Martin is a good timekeeper," con- tinued he, in a loud voice. " Ay, ay, Tom," returned a voice. " Sun- set, you said, and sun-set it is." " Come in, lad," rejoined Tom, exchanging OUR COUNTY. 121 a hearty grasp with the new comer. " Come in, and sit ye down." "Thank ye kindly, Tom," rejoined the stranger, obeying the behest by dropping himself into a seat without further cere- mony. Tabby Tom rose from his recumbent posture, and with a purring welcome, and uplifted tail, rubbed his sleek sides against Frank Martin's legs, and the ancient lark, as if determined not to be out-done in hospitality, drew his beak sharply across the wires of his prison, and essayed a feeble chirp of recognition. "They know me," said Frank Martin, patting tabby Tom, and returning the antique songster's chirrup by a correspond- ing sound from his lips. " They both know me, well enough." " Know ye ! " replied Tom Piper, at the same time employed in gurghng Toby Philpot to the brim ; "in course they know ye. Who don't in these parts? " VOL. I. G 122 OUR COUNTY. Tom Piper might well put that question, Who did not know Frank Martin ? He was an oracle in the mouth of everybody. There was no admitted possibility but what Frank Martin was supposed capable of per- forming, and when the multifarious accom- plishments and occupations of which he avowed himself a professor, are taken into consideration, little shall be the wonder that his talents were deemed of the order uni- versal. At the Smithy, he read Burns and spouted Shakspeare to the profound delight of the idling throng generally to be seen in and about the forge. The Chequers was not itself of a Saturday night unless Frank was in the chair settling the affairs of the nation. No wedding, dance, or merry meeting of any kind within miles around, but to which Frank was invited for his social qualities generally, and more particu- larly for the talismanic way in which he could set hearts and heels a-going with his fiddle. He was village schoolmaster and OUR COUNTY. 123 parish clerk, herb doctor, and man midwife. He bled and physicked horses and dogs, drew teeth, and made cricket balls. He was the best wrestler, fastest runner, and finest singer in all our county — that everybody said. And if any one had been found bold enough to dispute either of these points with Frank Martin, when long past the hey- day of fiery youth, he would have found his work cut out, and may be, a trifle more than could be accomplished. And Tom Piper and Frank Martin were remarkably good friends; for Tom, as he said, " admired talent. There was some- thing worth listening to when Frank spoke, and that vv-as much more than could be said of most folks." Many is the pleasant evening that these old fellows spent together, and, perhaps, on no previous occasion did there appear a greater likelihood of enjoyment than that which they were now prepared to pass. ^' By way of laying the dust," said Tom G 2 124 OUE COUNTY. Piper, offering the snowy-crested Toby, " take a pull at him." "We have met before," replied Frank, smiling, as he took the jug and raised it to his lips. " Years agone," rejoined Tom. Frank Martin was a bachelor ; but how he could have remained so for just half a century is a puzzle which never can be solved. Once athletic, young and handsome, he netted hearts by the dozen ; and yet day by day went by, and Frank — in answer to many a rallying question on the point — said, "he would think about it," and, per- haps, when that day for reflection arrived, he found — as many a wise man has done — it was too late. Too late ! Oh that this was engraven on our hearts and memories lono^ ere the knell had rung from the solemn tongue of Time ! Perished hopes which nothing can recal; acts committed and duties unperformed; and for which redemption there is none! OUR COUNTY. ■ 125 Too late! The finger points to the un- heeded hours and the prodigal of Time feels what might have been, and what can never be. The triumph was his, but he lacked the moment of securing it. The prize was gained, but it slipped ere it was clutched. Human hearts may, nay, must^ throb with anguish, for such is the decree of Him who gave life to dust. But how countless are those who would cease to throe with trouble were but His warning remem- bered : " there is a time for all things,'* and when that time is passed, it is — too late! With the liberty of the historian, a de- scription of Frank Martin's person shall be given previous to a continuation of events, which arose antecedent to his introduction to these pages. His figure may be conceived by the graphic word, '* squabby;" for Frank was short, thick- set, and almost as round as one of his own cricket balls, and yet he was far from being of obese habit. It was merely 126 OUR COUNTY. the peculiarity of mould which gave a ro- tundity to his figure. A circular face, ra- diant with good humour, betokened health and contentment, and his large, dark, glis- tening eyes looked as if they could penetrate beneath the surface of things as deep, if not deeper, than the majority of his neighbours. Excepting a slight fringe or border of grizzly hair round the extreme back part of Frank's head, it appeared as if that article of warmth and ornament had been denied him altogether; for his lofty forehead and skull generally, were as smooth and highly polished as a pebble. In appearance, the professor of many callings was remarkably particular. For unless peeled — as he termed his undress — for some especial event, he was invariably in the full costume of an un- dertaker, from foot to chin. But here the similitude stopped; for that jovial double chin, folding over the white and stiffly- starched cravat in three distinct layers, was never designed to elongate with sorrow as- OUR COUNTY. 127 sumed. It was far better adapted to wag with a hearty roar of honest mirth; albeit, Frank could be serious when occa- sions demanded. *' Any news? " inquired Tom Piper, set- ting Toby aside (since he was done with) to enjoy his old stale joke by himself in the cupboard. " Any news?" repeated he. " Umph ! " returned Frank, raising his eyebrows, drawing down his lips, and scratching the back part of his head with a fore finger. " Why no — I think not." " Glad of it," rejoined Tom, in the act of peeling a lemon in preparation for stronger stimulants. " News, now-a-days, makes me all in a twitter, like a Michaelmas flea. I hate news." " It depends upon the nature of it," said Frank, '* as far as my liking goes." " Good ! " briefly remarked Tom, pouring into the bowl some liquids from a couple of long-necked black bottles, and adding boiling water from the hissing kettle, sugar, and a 128 OUE COUNTY. dash of what he called ' his own particular ' from a small spice box at hand. " Good ! '' said Tom Piper, for the second time, whiffing the fragrant steam as it ascended gratefully to his nostrils ; but whether the remark ap- plied to his friend's reply, or to his own mingled ingredients, did not appear. With a few stirs, which only a practised hand could have given, Tom completed his sweet-smelling mixture, and filling a glass he proffered it to his companion. Frank drew it slowly under his nose; gave a look of admiration to the concocter, placed it gradually to his lips, hesitated, and then drained the last running drop. " The old sort," said he. Tom Piper winked a silent affirmative over the brim of his glass, and soon afterwards setting it emptied upon the table with an emphatic action, gasped, '' Amen ! " " There 's not a man for leagues," observed Frank Martin, "who can mix a bowl of punch with you, Tom." OUR COUNTY. 129 " I Ve had some practice in my time d'ye see," replied Tom Piper, seating himself op- posite his friend. " That you have," rejoined Frank. " And yet many a bowl," returned Tom Piper, leaning forwards in his chair and speaking in a measured, deliberate tone, " have I since wished had been poison." "Poison!" ejaculated his companion. " Ay," added Tom Piper, *' poison. In my old master's time, scores and scores drunk from this," said he, pointing to the china bowl, " and the liquor was made by these hands. I thought them his friends, and he called them so, spoke of them so, and — gentleman as he was — treated them so. God help him !" " I see your drift," remarked Frank. " It wants no such head as yours," replied old Tom, "to do that. They were the rats to our house, and the most sparing of life pay little regard to vermin o' that tribe." G 3 130 OUR COUNTY. Frank Martin agreed in this sentiment, and said, " True enough." " And like rats," continued Tom Piper, still dwelling on his theme, " when they saw the house totter from their own mining they left it one and all." " I wish, neighbour, the clearance had been as you say," replied Frank : "one still hangs about it." "Ah!" sighed Tom, gravely shaking his head; " and he will be to the son what the father was to the father. Nothing that lean see will prevent it." " Old Racket lent—" "Robbed !" fiercely interrupted Tom Piper, " my old master from the day he fell into his hands to the last one of his life. And his son is serving my young master in the like way. Oh, but they^re a nice pair of vultures !" exclaimed he, striking the arm of his chair roughly," and I should like the treeing of 'em." You 'd nail them — ' OUR COUNTY. 131 " Through their hearts, to gibbets," added Tom, with quivering lip and flashing eyes, " if nails would go through flints." " You speak as though there was some fresh cause to anger ye, Tom," remarked his friend. " Fresh cause !" repeated the old man, draw- ing his breath heavily. "Is it not enough to see day by day some wanton waste or other committed — drinking, feasting, rioting — and that devil by hirf side, like his shadow, urging him on in all his whims and fancies, while the estate is dwindling down like a heap of snow in the sunshine?" " The Weald farm goes next, I hear," ob- served Frank. " All will go in the end," groaned Tom; " but I hope," said he, fervently clasping his hands, " that I shall not be alive to see that day." '* No one seems to have any power over him," said Frank, " in checking his headlong course." 132 OUR COUNTY. " The will of a Warren," rejoined Tom Piper, " nothing mortal can check. Head- strong obstinacy is in the blood, and is as natural to it as the colour in their veins. But see here," he continued, going to a drawer and taking from it a new scarlet coat, " I 'm to mount this livery next season. All our trencher-fed hounds are to be given up and a regular pack of fox-hounds is to be kenneled at the grove, as in the old Sir Edward's day." " This is another faggot to the fire," re- marked his companion. " You may well say that," replied Tom. " And when I had my orders my tongue al- most refused to obey them. But a Piper," continued the old man proudly, " never yet said no to his master, and I won't break through the rule come what may." " And right, too," added his friend. '' But black as the clouds look, we '11 hope for sun- nier times, Tom, and to this sentiment let 's drain a bumper." OUR COUNTY. 133 " Such a one deserves two," rejoined his companion, regaining some of his wonted cheerfulness. An hour might have passed, and the bowl began to exhibit signs of exhaustion ; but the twain still hob-an' -nobbed, and toasts of many descriptions were given with befitting earnestness and enthusiasm, when Mr. Piper observed, with a very slight tendency to a hiccup, " That among Master Ned's — or Sir Edward as it was more respectful to call him now as he was no longer a boy, although a very young man — that among Master Ned's useless establishment was that scapegrace Pug, who he should like to draft at a mo- ment's warning or something less." " I saw him in my way here to-night," replied Frank Martin, with an unaccountable thickness of speech. " There 's very little o ' that flam talked about Pug which I beheve ; but really — I say really — one can't make out exactly what he is." 134 OUR COUNTY. " Oh ! yes one can," replied Tom Piper. " Nothing easier ; " and then lowering his voice to a mysterious whisper, he added, '' Pug is a chip — a thin shaving — of the devil himself." "So all the old women say," rejoined his friend. " And permit me to add, sir," returned Tom, thumping his breast and assuming the wisdom of a sage, " so does Thomas Piper." " And when he speaks," said a third voice, " let no sheep's bell tinkle," and at the same moment Pug's head was thrust in at the window, and there he stood wagging it to and fro with a grin so broad that his teeth might be seen from ear to ear. Tom Piper and Frank Martin looked aghast. With open mouths and fixed gaze, they regarded the interloper's visage as if in doubt of the correctness of their own senses. OUR COUNTY. 135 ** What silent, sirs? " said Pug, his eyes sparkling with delight at the consternation he had occasioned. "' I thought I heard my name mentioned," continued he, folding his arms deliberately upon the window sill, " and if one knows oneself, who shall give a better account of himself than him- self ? " " We can dispense," replied Tom Piper, recovering a small portion of his self posses- sion and waving a hand, " we can dispense with the latest intelligence." "Pardon me. Mister Piper," rejoined Pug, " but it's a good plan, take my word for it, to refuse nothing that costs nothing, and may produce something." " Xot always," added Tom, " as I can prove. For instance ; there 's a nice piece of favoured ash in that corner," continued he, pointing to the stick, " and if I were to offer to cudgel your back withal, by way of serv- ing ye right for pushing your nose where it 's not wanted, and it wasn't expected, and 136 OUR COUNTY. thereby interrupting the har — " Tom was slightly interrupted by a check in his breath — " mony of this assembly, I dare say you'd—" " Say that which we are told in a better place," added Pug. '' ' Do unto others as you would they should do unto you,' Mister Piper." Frank Martin smiled at this apt retort of Pug's, and Tom looked as if he had met with a little the worst of it. " I don't want to have any more words with you," said he, '' so be off and shut the window." *' Thank you, sir," responded Pug, in a bantering tone. "But before I obey this order, may I ask if there are any more. Perhaps you 'd like me to taste your punch first, and give an opinion as to its quality." The cool impudence of Pug quite muffled Mr. Piper's organ of speech. " If report speak truth," resumed he, " it 's stuff fit for the lips of princes. I am quite willing to believe such to be the fact ; but OUR COUNTY. 137 still, Mister Piper, one's faith might be strengthened by a very simple bit of evi- dence within your power to give." Pug had laid siege to the most vulnerable point in Tom Piper's affections, particularly in their present condition. He was at once softened towards the object of his dislike and suspicions, and with a countenance ex- pressive of regained good humour, he said, '' Did ye never taste a drop of my punch, Pug?" Pug saw his vantage and quickly following it up said, with something like emotion? "Never, Mister Thomas Piper. Never, sir." " The door 's unfastened," replied Tom, seizing the ladle. " Come in." " Thank ye kindly, sir," rejoined Pug. '• But like a snake or an eel, wherever I get my head I can always bring my tail," and dropping gently forwards he fell upon his hands on the floor, and throwing his legs backwards over his head he sprung lightly 138 OUR COUNTY. in an upright position between the aston- ished Frank Martin and Tom Piper. Scarcely was he upon his feet when a short- limbed, long-backed wiry cur leaped through the window into the room, and squatting upon its haunches began without further notice to beg with its fore paws in an ener- getic manner, and to issue forth a most dole- fal whine. " Ha, ha, ha ! " laughed Tom Piper, looking first at one of his abrupt visitors and then at the other. " Ha, ha, ha ! Like master like dog, eh ? Pug and Nip, you 're a brace of unaccountables." " You 're kind enough to say so, Mister Piper," replied Pug, *' and if we are, sir, a little on the shady side of public opinion, it 's no more than " " Drink that," interrupted Tom, proffering a well-filled glass of the fragrant beverage, "and don't be in a hurry. Let it gently slide along the tongue in its way downwards, and stretch your throat as long as a heron's. OUR COUNTY. 139 If," continued he, '4t were a mile long and every inch a palate, you 'd wish, Pug — I say you 'd wish, it was consid — e-r-r-r-r — ably longer." Pug took the glass and raising it to his lips, said, " Your health, sirs." Nip — who appeared by this time to have arrived at the conclusion that there was nothing to be got by begging — suddenly changed his character from the supplicant to that of the assailant by making a sudden dash at tabby Tom. Away flew the cat under the table, over the chairs, round and round they rushed. Tom hastened to the rescue. Poker in hand he aimed a blow at the devoted Nip, but missing his aim he caught poor Frank with stinging force across the shins and sent him staggering on his back. Eound again. Now here, now there. Crash among the plates and crockery. '' Ha, ha, ha ! " roared Pug. " Ha, ha, ha !" " Stop him! kill him! d— n him! " hal- looed Tom. 140 OUR COUNTY. '' Ha, ha, ha!" laughed Pug. "Ha, ha, ha!" Squalling, howling, clawing, biting, over and over tabby Tom rolled. " Imps of hell ! " thundered Tom Piper, making a clutch at his favourite, and receiv- ing a couple of Nip's teeth through the ball of his thumb. " Ha, ha, ha!" again laughed Pug. " Ha, ha, ha!" Worked to a pitch of frenzy, Tom Piper turned from his attempt to rescue tabby Tom from the fangs of his enemy to wreak his vengeance upon the supposed author of the mischief. "With an imprecation both loud and deep, he whirled the poker high above his head and brought it with gigantic force towards the object of his anger. As impo- tent as if directed against a shadow it fell harmlessly in the air, and the next moment he found himself alone with Frank Martin sprawling on the floor, wrapped in the " honey heavy dew of sleep." OUR COUNTY. 141 " That 's very queer," soliloquized Tom, going to the open window, " very queer indeed." Leaning from the casement, the cool fresh breath of early morning fanned his heated brow, and a watchful cock threw his bold challenge on the breeze as the first streak of light tinged the east. At this moment, and far away, he thought he heard, " Ha, ha, ha !" 142 oxm COUNTY. CHAPTER VIII. '• Low in a grassy dingle he was laid, With wild wood primroses befreckled ; Over his head the wanton shadows played Of a young olive, that her boughs so spread, As with her leaves she seemed to crown his head." " It 's a rare nest to take, Sir Edward," said Robin the molecatcher, doffing his cap as he presented himself before the open casement of the breakfast-room window at the Grange. " A kingfisher's nest is not very often handled," and as he spoke he withdrew a handkerchief and exposed to view five partly-fledged birds with large heads and wide distended beaks. "I never saw one before," replied our OUE COUNTY. 143 hero, approaching the window and making a closer examination of the curiosity presented. " Few have, sir," rejoined Robin, " and it puzzled me sorely to take it; for the hole was several inches below the edge of the water, and if I hadn't been careful with the spade, I should have flooded 'em." " But you can't rear them," remarked Sir Edward. '' Oh yes, sir !" returned the molecatcher ; " you '11 see all in full plumage when I give them to Miss Rose." "And you know what my sister will do?" "Let them fly," rejoined Robin, smiling, " as she does scores of my rearing and taking. But so long as it pleases her, sir, it pleases me." " Particularly as your profits are not lessened by the indulgence." " It may be that that, Sir Edward," added Robin, "has no little share in the 144 OUR COUNTY. matter, so far as I 'm concerned. But I 've come," continued he, " to speak of another curiosity, which is likely to prove of more interest." " And what is that ? " " It was my hope to find you thus early i' the day," resumed the molecatcher, " and when few have stirred, save those who rise at cockcrow." " Why, what game 's afoot now, Robin? " ''A noble one, sir," replied he, "as you '11 say when known. How long may it be since," continued Robin, speaking slowly, " that you heard of King Hal, the last of the herd ?" " What, the sprite stag? " asked our hero, laughing. " Ay," replied the molecatcher. " The sprite stag." ** That was my favourite nursery story," rejoined Sir Edward, '' and one with which my mother could engage 'my ears for hours." OUR COUNTY. 145 '^ Not unlikely," said Robin. " In years gone by it was on everybody's tongue. The child could lisp how King Hal, after seeing two-score of his companions shot around him, led a favourite hind to a corner of the deer park, and clearing the fence at a bound, tried to lure her to the leap. Finding she did not follow him, he turned and jumped again to her side, and rubbing his branches against her neck, once more sprang across the barrier. With a cry of fear the hind rose at the leap, but, falling helplessly back- wards, received at this moment a bullet through her brain. In an instant the gallant stag rebounded into the park, and standing over the dead body of the hind, tossed his antlers in the air, and, with eye- balls glaring upon his foes, stood as if carved from stone, to await the like doom. Those hearts were not over tender engaged in the cold slaughter of that penned-up herd ; but there was not one flinty enough to pull a trigger at King Hal. Thus the VOL. I. IJ 146 OUR COUNTY. last of the herd was spared, and abandoning the pasture where he had roamed from a fawn, he took to the woods and became a subject for song and story." " You have it pat enough, Robin," ob- served his hearer. " Since then," resumed the molecatcher, " poacher and gipsy have had many a crack at King Hal ; but so wary has he been for many a long year past, that few eyes have caught even a glimpse of his whereabouts. He seems to take care no ken shall view his slot, and treads only where no trace is left." " But surely you don't think he lives? " *' As certain as you and I, sir, live," re- plied Robin. *' What, the sprite stag? " " He may be so called," rejoined the molecatcher. " But the outlying deer forming the subject of what I 've just spoken of, I saw enter Birchwood copse not two hours ago." OUR COUNTY. 147 "Pshaw!" returned our hero. "That there may be an outlying deer and you have seen it, Robin, I admit; but as to the re- doubted King Hal being in Birchwood copse, I might as well be told the dead hind you speak of was also in his sovereign company." " I was prepared for this want of belief, Sir Edward," added Robin. " But my eyes are none o^ the worst, and you never yet had cause to doubt the truth of what they saw." " But what is the proof of its being this famed an tier' d hart? " " That which none other possessed that I ever saw," rejoined Robin. " Besides being much above the usual size," con- tinued he, " his color is silvery gray, and from his throat downwards there is a thin dark streak which forms a perfect cross upon his chest." " And did you see this ? " asked his hearer. II 2 148 OUR COUNTY, " As plainly as I now see you, sir," replied Robin. " With his branches thrown back, and head erect, he came to windward of the brook where I was digging, and stopping in my work, he passed within some fifty yards at a slow walk." "Egad!" exclaimed our hero, flushing with what he heard, " I begin to have some faith in this." " You may depend upon what I say, sir," returned the molecatcher. " The sprite stag of Monkwood is harboured there," continued he, pointing to a thick belt of covers in the distance. "Then by the rood!" ejaculated Sir Edward, laughing, " I '11 rouse him from his lair. We 11 try if he be bone and blood, or a thing through which the moon shines, as gossips sing and say." "'Twill be somewhat hot by-an'-bye," observed Robin, " and to be on terms with him, not an hour should be lost." " Right," replied Sir Edward. " Within OUR COUNTY. 149 half, he '11 have such music in his ears that shall charm him to his best speed — sprite or flesh." " 'Tis no little boast with such game afoot," observed Kobin. " Not if a little be true that 's said of his prowess," returned our hero. "But if this be the renowned King Hal, how old must he be?" " Not less than thirty-five years," replied the molecatcher, " and I think some two or three more might be added, if my memory serve me rightly." "Were I sure," remarked the other, hesitating in his purpose, ^' that this was the gallant old stag you name, I think I 'd let him rest." " Draw for him, at least, sir," rejoined Robin, who possessed little consideration for the hunting or capturing of anything. " You can then view him away and stop the hounds if you think proper." " And I will do so," returned Sir Edward. 150 OUR COUNTY. " He shall never be haunched by hound of mine." With impatient orders, as quickly obeyed as given, the pack, now consisting of twenty- live couples of well-seasoned hounds, was unkenneled, and led by Tom Piper, mounted, capped, booted, and spurred, at a fast trot across the park. Being joined by their master, whose impetuous horse reared straight in the air with fiery pleasure the moment he saw the hounds, directions were given to throw them into cover without the loss of a moment. " Throw them in gently, Tom," said his young master, " at the upper end of the Avood, so as not to scare even a pigeon from a twig, and I '11 place myself at the lower end." " Just so, sir," replied Mr. Piper, re- spectfully touching the peak of his cap ; for Tom had sunk much of the familiarity existing between his master and himself, in the lapse of time, although not a spark of OUR COUNTY. 151 that kindly feeling existing between them from early days had been extinguished. Scarcely was the signal " cover hoik " given, than with a dash the hounds rushed in a body into the copse, making brake and bramble crack and snap as they swept through them. Chattering jays flew from branch and bough, and the wary wood- pigeon flapped her wings swiftly from her roost. Now a startled rabbit skipped across a path and dived deeply into its burrow. With a loud chuck, a pheasant rose from the ground, and his rainbow plumage glittered in the sun's early rays as he alighted on the topmost branch of an ash, and stood with his long neck out- stretched, peering at his disturbers beneath. Hares sprung from their forms, and every denizen of the wild hastened from the scene of its fear. Hark! There was no mistaking that sound. Through the dark deep wood it echoed, and rung, and spread o'er hill 152 OUR COUNTY. and dale. Each under each the cry was thrown more musical than bells at eventide. The game was roused. " Have at him ! " hallooed Tom Piper, spurring along the side of the cover towards his master. " Have at him — Yo — dooit. Ploik, together, hoik ! " At this moment our hero raised his hat in silence above his head, and the next, out leaped a splendid stag from the wood. In size he was little less than that of a horse, and as for a brief second he stood, as if un- decided upon the course he would take, the strange mark, described by Robin, was clearly visible across his chest. " The sprite stag of Monkwood by the mass ! " shouted Sir Edward, pointing with his whip to the noble animal as he now bounded forwards, and stretching his body almost to the ground, seemed to possess wino^s for his flio^ht. " Tally-ho! " hallooed Tom Piper, '' tally- ho ! We '11 give him a dusting," and then OUR COUNTY. 153 lifting his horn, he caused the welkin to ring with as hearty a wind as ever came from huntsman's lips. " Remember, Tom," said his master, galloping to his side, " I '11 not have him taken. We '11 run him for a few miles and then whip off." " As you please, sir," returned Tom, with some secret misgivings concerning the probable fulfilment of this resolution. In a line — with heads up and sterns down — the hounds settled to their game, and began, at the burst, to race like greyhounds from the slips. Over large open meads, deep ploughs, hill, slope, and level, they swept with the speed of light ; topping walls, and crashing through thick fences — now scaring flocks and herds, and then away o'er common and waste, where the lapwing rose with cries of fear. ^' Without a check we shall never get to their heads to-day," hallooed Sir Edward. H 3 154 OUR COUNTY. " The scent 's too good for that," re- turned Tom. ^'Nothing but a hawk," continued he, " or something of that sort, would reach them this morning." " Then he '11 be run into," added his master. "As sure as my name 's Thomas Piper," added he, in a tone which carried full reli- ance in his own prediction. "He must be saved," rejoined Sir Edward, pricking his horse across a wide even brook. " I would not have him touched for any earthly consideration." " Be not afeard," returned Tom. " When he 's had enough of it, he '11 give 'em his head to front instead of his haunch, and they 're too chary of their own lives to be in a hurry to rush on such spikes as he's got." An hour waned and yet the chase went on. The team, just beginning the daily toil, was stayed, and the driver, with strained and shaded gaze, marked the line in silence, and then when all had passed, hallooed with OUR COUNTY. 155 stentorian lungs, and felt inclined to mount white-faced Bell and join the sport. Maid and matron, still with weighed-down heavy- eyelids, were awakened, and ere their murky senses could comprehend the cause, it had gone, and left them amazed and won- dering. Children with ruddy, staring faces, threw back cottage door and window, and, seeing the hunt, began to clap their hands and shriek with pleasure. Many a mile had been scoured and many a bold leap taken ; but the pace never lacked. Foam flew from the reaking horses, and they breathed heavily at every stride; but still answering to the call of whip and spur, they carried their riders straight in the course as arrows winged from yew bows. "He'll go till sunset," observed Sir Edward. '* An' may be later," replied Tom, ''if it be old King Hal." "That I've no doubt of," rejoined his master. 156 OUR COUNTY. " Then it 's a toss up," returned Mr. Piper; "but we might as well hunt a willo' the wisp." " What, do you believe him to be the sprite stag, Tom? " asked his master, laugh- ing. " He must be something more than com- mon to stand before hounds for an hour and forty minutes at this pace," replied Tom. " I thought him nothing but an outlying deer from Dulverton park," he continued, " when I first viewed him ; but he 's not that or they would have run into him long ago." " Then you gave no credence to his being King Hal?" " Not in the least, sir," rejoined Tom ; " I thought that venison long since hashed." " And what say ye now? " inquired his master. " That we 've got the devil before us," returned Mr. Piper, " or a close relation to him." OUR COUNTY. 157 "No matter what," added Sir Edward. " Ride on." A halloo was now heard in the distance. "Hark, Tom!" shouted Sir Edward, driving his rowels into his horse's flanks. "From scent to view!" and as he spoke he pointed to a magpie rising and darting from mid air to the ground. " Ajf sir," said Tom, with glistening eyes, " that pie tells us he 's a beaten one. How they love to mob the falling game." Upon dipping over the brow of a steep hill, they saw the hounds pointing in a cir- cuitous line for a thick coppice at the bot- tom of a valley, through which a swift stream glided. " He 's gone to soil under that belt," said Tom, pointing to the cover. Turning short to the left. Sir Edward urged his jaded horse to his utmost speed, and managed to stop the hounds just before they reached the coppice. Cracking his heavy double thong at their heads, and hal- 158 OUR COUNTY. looing them back, not one effected an en- trance, although many tried to make a dash for the place where they knew the game was sheltered. Fear, however, confronted their duty, and in a few moments they were led some distance from the spot, without having touched their victim, with keen and whetted fangs. Entire obedience having been obtained, Sir Edward dismounted, and giving the rein of his horse to Tom, said, " I '11 go and have a glimpse of King Hal before turning homewards." "You'll find him," replied Mr. Piper, " with his haunch against the trunk o' that pollard oak in the centre of the cover, and his dog horns ready for mischief," continued he. " Have a care, sir. He 's not in a play- ful mood with such a dusting as this." Upon entering the cover. Sir Edward's keen eye at once fell upon the prostrate form of the stag. 'Neath the shade of a widely- spreading tree, and upon a bed of violets and primroses, the noble stag lay stretched with OUR COUNTY. 159 his tongue hanging from his jaws, and the film of death already dimming the lustre of his eye. Scarcely believing the evidence of his senses, Sir Edward stood motionless for a few seconds ; but finding the last fluttering pulse had ceased, he gave a loud death halloo, and Tom hastened to the spot with the eager pack. " See," said his master, " the bolt of his Hfe is shot from the speed alone." It was some time before Mr. Piper es- sayed to make a remark upon what he saw. At length he said, " His time was come, sir, and he knew it. And like a gallant fellow as he was, he determined to die as he had lived — nobly. Hound and horn followed him to his end ; and there lies what till now I thought a fable — Old King Hal, the last of the herd. 160 OUR COUNTY. CHAPTER IX. " The miserable have no other medicine, But only hope." PooE Simon Slip ! There he sat, as had been his wont since a thin, tall, and lank- jawed lad. Upon the self-same long-legged, hay-stuffed, time-worn stool, he dangled his spindle limbs to and fro, driving a quill rapidly across a skin of stiff and creak- ing parchment. Now and then, he stopped to smear the instrument with a white pow- der, so as to render it more susceptible of the ink he was spreading upon its surface, and then, on he proceeded mth his labour, with- out being in the remotest degree conscious OUR COUNTY. 161 that a pair of beautiful bright eyes were watching every movement of his pen. It was strange, too, that such should be the fact ; for " the office," as the small, dark, and dingy room was called, which Simon oc- cupied, certainly became many degrees brighter, as Maud Sharp noiselessly turned the handle of the door, and made her face visible within. The old county map sus- pended against the wall behind Simon Slip's back, lost some of its mouldy looks, and the engravings of a few learned pillars of the law, with amazingly stern and severe as- pects, appeared to melt into a little less austere humour, as the sunny reflection fell upon their dusty visages. And yet Simon Slip nibbed and dipped and drove his pen along, in perfect ignorance of all these changes. How long he might have contin- ued so, is a matter of the greatest uncer- tainty, had not a soft and gentle voice addressed him by the familiar name of " Simon." 162 OUR COUNTY. Not a pin — not a darning-needle, ruth- lessly thrust under Simon Slip's seat, could have caused him to start more sud- denly. ^'Oh dear me, Miss Maud!" ejaculated he, with a long-drawn breath, as if he had been just soused in very cold water. " Is that you?" " Yes," replied Maud, coming forward, and scarcely capable of controlling her mirth at Simon's pourtrayed nervousness. " I hope that I 've not frightened you." "No, Miss," he returned, "not exactly frightened me. But I was not a — ware of your presence." "Are you particularly engaged?" in- quired his young mistress. " Not if I can do any trifle for you. Miss Maud," returned Simon Slip, deliber- ately placing his pen behind an ear, with the evident resolve to keep it there until fur- ther notice. For to be employed — to have one single little task set for him to execute, OUR COUNTY. 163 by Maud, was the very acme of his earthly pleasures. " I fear, Simon," she rejoined, approach- ing close to the desk, before which he was sitting, " that I may appear inquisitive, and, indeed, prying into subjects most un- becoming to me ; and yet, I must request your answers to all the questions I am going to ask, without hesitation on your part. Will you do so?" and, as she spoke, she raised her beautifully moulded arm, and, pressing her taper fingers upon the old man's shoulder, looked a persuasion, which something more than mortal could only have withstood. " I will," was never more firmly spoken. And Simon Slip meant what he said. " In parting Avith Sir Edward Warren's property," began Maud, looking gravely into Simon's features, " which my father is now continually doing, is it for his ultimate relief from difiiculties, or to the mere ad- vantage of others?" 164 OUR COUNTY. "It is simply to pay his debts," replied Simon Slip. " Sir Edward having come of age, and confirmed all claims created dur- ing his minority, the estates must be sold to meet them." " But what do these claims, for the most part, consist of ? " '' Monies borrowed when under age," replied Simon. "Of whom?" " Old Mister Kacket," rejoined Simon, more puzzled at the object of this examina- tion, than any confused, badgered, and bothered witness could possibly be; but still he maintained his compact. *' Were the arrangements between Mister Eacket and Sir Edward countenanced or sanctioned by my father ? " inquired Maud. " The securities were prepared by us," returned he. " This is one," pointing to the parchment before him. " And therefore must^'" resumed she, OUR COUNTY. 165 forcibly, " have met with your master's assistance." " I suppose so, Miss," added Simon Slip, evasively. " But legal secrets mustn't be talked about." " Fear nothing from me," said his young mistress ; " and yet you must tell me more. In aiding Mister Racket to receive his usurious loans, is it not ruinous to Sir Edward Warren? " " With his present goings-on," replied he, " nothing but ruin stares him in the face. But it all lies with himself. I heard your papa tell Sir Edward, that he would not lend him a shilling to be squandered in extravagancies." '' Having heard that," rejoined Maud, significantly, " perhaps you can tell some- thing more without questioning." Simon Slip was at this moment troubled with a dry cough. And then, after a slight fit of abstraction, during which he slowly chafed the tip of his nose with a highly- 166 OUR COUNTY. polislied ruler, said, " I don't know, Miss, that I can say anything more upon the subject; legal secrets mustn't be talked about." " Have you, by any chance," resumed Maud, knitting her finely chiselled brow, and regarding Simon Slip with a steady, blinkless gaze, " have you by any chance," she repeated, pointing to the door separat- ing her father's room from that in which they were, " found your ear close to that keyhole during Mr. Racket's visits?" Simon's jaw fell as she spoke, and he looked like one caught in the very act of dishonesty. The ruler fell from his hand, clanking upon the floor, and raising his hands supplicatingly, he gasped, " Oh Miss, Maud ! ask me no more. I did listen, but not for a bad purpose. I couldn't believe my master — your father would — " and then the old clerk buried his face in his hands, and sobbed and cried convulsively. " You know all, then," observed his OUR COUNTY. 167 young mistress, in a voice strained with emotion. " Yes, yes," he rejoined. "I know all. That you often meet, and love one another, and I pray nightly for both of ye. Miss, for both of ye." " Good, dear Simon ! " ejaculated Maud, unable to check the tears which now trembled in her own eyes, '' we have good cause to pray ; and in the promise made to those who ask with earnestness of faith, we will hope our supplications may be listened to." " You '11 not let your father see that — " " His child shudders to call him such ? " interrupted Maud, with kindled fire flashing in her eyes. "No, I '11 not do so. He who has watched me day by day, and tended me with fond and doating care for long, long years, shall never see that. He is still my father, Simon." '' And may be not so much in fault as he seems," returned Simon. 168 OUR COUNTY. " All men must be judged by their acts," added Maud. " Edward openly avows my father's to be, and ever have been, fraught with opposition and injury to him. What say you ? " '* Not always," replied he. "But now?" " They are." " And the proof? " " Lies within themselves," continued Simon, pointing to the deed before him. " And his own admission might be added, I fear," observed Maud, sorrowfully, " if a doubt hung upon a film, however slender." Simon made no reply to this, but his silence was a sufficient answer. After a short pause, Maud said, " In a few words, tell me all you know, and all you think upon this matter. I now would learn the worst ; for nothing can exceed my fears." " It 's a thankless task, Miss," rejoined Simon, and one which I could wish had not fallen to my lot. But since, perhaps. OUR COUNTY. 169 the worst you know, it will be better that the remainder should not be guessed at. My memory is somewhat dull of late," con- tinued he; "but I think it may be about four years ago that Sir Edward Warren first applied to your father for a loan. When the purpose for which it was wanted was asked, I think I hear him now proudly say, ' I require this, Mr. Sharp, as a matter of business, and as no favour. You have the command of my property, and must be the best judge whether I possess the right of a compliance to my request.' There was never much kindly feeling existing between your father and Sir Edward, as you know, Miss Maud, from his boyhood upwards; but that is easily accounted for in the attempts often made to check his extrava- gant whims and fancies. However, no sooner was this reply given, than your father said, in an angry tone, ' Then permit me to inform you, sir, that you have no right. You are a minor, the estates are in VOL. I. I 170 OUR COUNTY. trust, heavily mortgaged, and beset with difficulties. And I '11 take the liberty of adding further, that it will be much more to the interests of yourself and family, to think of retrenchment and economy, rather than of loans and expenditure.' " " That at least was friendly advice," re- marked Maud. ^' And meant as it was spoken," resumed Simon. " But Sir Edward, with a lip quivering with rage, turned slowly and silently upon his heel, and never crossed the threshold of the door again. How long it may be after this I cannot tell, but within a short time, old Mister Racket came here almost daily, and was closeted with my master for hours together. Deeds and bonds were prepared — which I copied — making Sir Edward a heavy debtor to Mister Racket, and thousands were added to thousands. These securities were always taken away by the old usurer, and brought back signed by Sir Edward Warren, and then OUK COUNTY. 171 he would rub his hands and chuckle, * nothing venture, friend Sharp, nothing win. Little risks for great gains, eh? What better speculation? We know, well enough, an infant can't sign with effect ; but a baby of nineteen, with high notions of honour, and all that glitter and gingerbread, may be trusted. Yes, yes, never fear. He '11 flourish his signature when wanted.' " "You overheard this?" said Maud, listening with profound attention. " I did," replied he, " and your father added, ' He was sure of that, for his pride and sensitive feelings were a surety against taking the smallest advantage unbefitting the character of a gentleman.' " ''Did my father say that?" inquired Maud. " Those were his precise words," returned Simon. "And what followed?" " Mister Eacket said, ' it was music to hear him say so; for we,' he continued, I 2 172 OUR COUNTY. 'may as well, friend Sharp, benefit our- selves by that which others would be sure to take. It 's worse than stupid — I may say it 's sinful — to throw away opportunities. We are not to blame for the young man's being careless and lavish with his means, eh, friend Sharp? ' " ' Certainly not,' replied your father. ' For what may come, no responsibility rests with me.' *' ' Nor with me,' rejoined Mister Racket. ' I can't be held responsible for my son Jack's bringing me his bills and bonds to be turned into money at a moment's notice. Oh! but they 're a pair of wild, harum- scarum dogs 1 ' "'Do they gamble?' inquired your father. " ' Always at it,' returned the other, ' always at it ; cards and dice, dice and cards. Betting on everything. They pulled straws from a stack the other day OUR COUNTY. 173 for twenty pounds a time, seeing which could pull the longest.* " * Then he 's lost,' exclaimed your father, and he spoke as if in the deepest sorrow. *' ' But one man's loss is another man's gain, friend Sharp,' observed Mister Racket. " ' True, and henceforth we will think of the gains,' said your father, 'and not of losses. Proceed as you 've commenced, and leave the rest to me.' " Since then. Sir Edward, as I remarked before, has confirmed all these liabilities created during his minority, and acre after acre is being sold to discharge them. I believe. Miss Maud," continued Simon Slip, " I have now told you shortly the precise state of the case in point." " And a truly shocking one it is," re- turned Maud, despondingly. "For my father — he whom I regarded once as fault- less as the mirror in which honor itself was reflected — to connive, nay, to assist and 174 OUR COUNTY. share in the ill-gotten gains from the planned ruin of his ward. 'Tis too horrible for thought ! " and as she spoke, a flood of tears burst from her eyes, and rolled down her grief-lined cheeks. OUB COUNTY. 175 CHAPTER X. " To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day-to-day." A FEW years — and but a few — had worked great and sad changes in the appearance of Sir Edward Warren. As he lounged upon a sofa in an elegantly furnished room, in the West-end of the metropolis, and the day far advanced, none would have recognised in the pale, wan face, Master Ned, with his trencher-fed pack, buoyant with health and spirits, scarcely six years since. The ex- pression on his features was that of the deepest dejection, and as he lay stretched 176 OUR COUNTY. at full length, dressed in a loose morning wrapper, he turned restlessly from side to side, and pressed his hands, from time to time, upon his temples, throbbing with feverish pain. Albeit, the furniture of the apartment was costly, it exhibited a scene of the ut- most confusion. A pack of cards was scat- tered upon the floor, and some empty wine bottles stood upon a table, over which the candles had been left to gutter in streams. The remains of a supper, consisting of lob- ster shells and other fragments, were strewn here and there, as if a couple of belligerents had used them in some pelting match. The ashes and ends of cigars, in considerable quantities, contributed to the general deso- late effect; and if the picture required a finish, the bright and sultry rays of a July sun streaking through the windows, may be said to have afforded it to the fullest ex- tent. Without any intimation or announce- OUR COUNTY. 177 raent, the door of the room was thrown vio- lently back, and in swaggered " the scion of the noble stock of Racket." " What my young p^^^-nomenon — my out-an'-out, right and left, give-it-'em- straight, Bricksy-wicksy ! " exclaimed he, glancing around. " Not mopped out yet ? " " I 've not left the room," replied Sir Edward. " What not to have a shake down?" re- joined Jack Racket. " No," shortly added his companion, with a gesture of petfulness. " Strike me lucky ! " ejaculated the other, approaching the sofa, " but I see what 's the screw loose with my young pA^^-nomenon ! You Ve a cup too low — pint when you should be pot. Pooh ! keep his head straight, give him a shake, cram in the gafts, hie- over, and whiz-z-z you go like a bullet. That 's your time o' day, Chink-wink 'em along!" "Excuse me, Racket," returned Sir I 3 178 OUE COUNTY. Edward, rising in a sitting posture; " but I am in no humour for this," and as he spoke his looks betokened the sincerity of his words. " Never say die," added Jack. " What 's the matter? " "If nothing else," replied Sir Edward, pointing to the scattered cards, " the money lost last night alone — " " Money lost," interrupted Jack Racket, '' is money lent. Luck must turn. Take a suck at the lemon, and at him again ! " " So you 've always said." " To be sure I have, and always will." "But there is no change," rejoined Sir Edward, angrily. " I continue, as I began, to lose at everything. If I back a horse he loses; if against one, he wins. I can't throw a main if I back my hand in, and if I try to throw one out, there are nothing but nicks. At cards I don't win a stake in twenty, and the result is, I find myself on the high road to ruin." OUR COUNTY. 179 " So you croaked three years ago," added Jack, **when you dropped your first thou- sand on Molly Bawn by Porridge, My Mary's dam by Turnspit, dam Lady Here-we-are, by There-you-go-with-your-nose-awry-and- your-knees-a-little-blemished." " It was an evil day for me," returned the young man, bitterly, " when I yielded to the temptation." " A devilish pretty girl made a similar re- mark to me not long since,'' said Jack, with a knowing wink, and pitching his hat on one side he burst into a loud peal of laugh- ter, and swaggered in long irregular strides about the room. " I can't bear this," ejaculated his com- panion, rising hastily from his seat. *' We shall meet by-an'-bye — to-morrow — any time but now." " Better we shouldn't part," replied Jack, coolly taking a seat. " I 'm going to astonish ye." "That's impossible," rejoined Sir Edward, ISO OUR COUNTY. "My present humour admits of no such V im2:)ression " I said as much when a man told me one day, he 'd astonish 7ne if I didn't walk out of his house within three seconds," added Jack Racket, " and to try him, I refused point blank." "And what did he do?" " Flung me out of the window," re- pHed Jack, " neck and crop into a water butt." The account of this adventure caused the extreme gravity of Sir Edward's fea- tures to relax, and his wily companion perceiving the advantage gained, followed it up by saying, " never liked water from that moment much better than a mad dog. Too much of anything 's bad, 'cept brandy. And if I were asked what was enough 'o that, I 'd say, more than ever I shall drink, and that 's as much as I can get." " You 're a strange fellow. Racket ! " re- marked Sir Edward, smiling. OUR COUNTY. 181 '* To be sure I am," replied Jack, and that's the reason I 'm so very popular. People now o' days, admire strange fel- lows; and there lies the cause of dwarfs, giants, Indians, mummies, and mermaids being so run after at a shilling a show. Now, I suppose, you know what they call me?" *^ Not exactly." " A gent," continued Jack, with un- reserved frankness. "A sportin* gent. But as I was going to say," resumed he, perceiving that a favorable change had taken place in Sir Edward's temper, and without which even he, with all his coolness, would not have ventured to have pressed his re- marks — " I 'm going to astonish ye." " Proceed." '' I 'm in love." " In love? " repeated his companion, with something like indifference. " Yes," continued Jack, " browned as a toasted muffin." 182 OUR COUNTY. " May I ask the object of your affection?" inquired Sir Edward. " As nice a little filly," replied Jack, pull- ing up his shirt collar, "as ever looked through a bridle." " Oh ! a horse you mean? " " A horse ! " repeated Jack, curling his upper lip. " No, a fee-male is what I mean." " Indeed ! " observed Sir Edward, evinc- ing but little amount of interest in the communication. " Why, I thought you 'd be short up in your stirrups when you heard me say this," rejoined Jack — '^ all froth, pop, and bang, like uncorked ginger beer. But in- stead of that," continued he, with an air of mortification, " you 're as flat as water gruel." " I told you before," returned Sir Edward, "that I was incapable of being astonished, this morning." " Well, well ! " exclaimed the other, " what with being up all night, and the OUK COUNTY. 183 boot on the wrong leg, to the tune of a hatful of ponies, I mustn^t expect much. But who do you think the fee-male is who has clapped the snaffle in Jack Racket^s mouth? " " Can^t conjecture." " Maud Sharp!" hallooed he, kicking his chair from under him in the exuberance of his spirits, and throwing himself into an attitude of self-defence, began squaring in the looking-glass over the mantel-sheK. Scarcely was this announcement made, when Sir Edward leaped upon his feet, and placed himself between the looking-glass and Jack Racket, greatly to that individual's surprise. " Tell me," began he, and drops of per- spiration stood upon his lip and forehead as he spoke, and a flush of anger spread from cheek to brow, " by what right do you couple that name with your own? " " Eh ? " replied Jack, dropping his lower jaw and elevating his eyebrows. 184 OUR COUNTY. "I say," rejoined Sir Edward, passion- ately, " how dare you speak of that young lady in the terms and manner which you have taken the great and gross liberty of doing, and that, too, in my, presence, sir?" The surprise which had taken absolute possession of Jack Racket's countenance upon being thus unexpectedly interrogated gradually quitted it, after regarding his companion's features for a few moments. Drawing in his breath with a shrill whistle, he brought his hands together with a loud crack, and ejaculated, " Both on the same drag by all that 's choking ! Ha, ha, ha ! Tip us your feeler," said he, extending a capa- cious palm. " I '11 whip off." " Stay," returned his companion, who seemed indisposed to arrive at such an abrupt arrangement. '' Have you made any — any communication of your feelings or intentions upon this subject? " " Not to the fee-male herself." replied OUR COUNTY. 185 Jack ; but had he seen the wince which his words occasioned, he would have softened the harshness of their vulgar tone. " I told the old buffer, once or twice, that I thought of entering myself for the trial stakes." " And may I ask what reply he gave? '' " Said something about a young heart being a tender thing to meddle with," re- plied Jack. " But, said I, that ^s all chaff. People often talk of broken hearts; but damn me if they a^n't more like pewter than crockery." '' Was anything more said? " inquired Sir Edward." " Not that I remember," returned Jack. " However, to a blind-un, a nod 's as good as a wink, and I 'm bowled out. My stumps are down, and the score 's nix." " On this particular subject then," added his companion, in a serious tone and manner, " let never again a word be exchanged be- 186 OUR COUNTY. tween us. Neither in jest nor in earnest speak to me, or of me, in connexion with Maud Sharp. I would have it as a thing without existence." "You shall be accommodated," said Jack, " I '11 be as mum as a mummy." " Where can I meet you within an hour or two?" asked his companion. '* Put a couple more to 'em," added Jack, considerately, "and take a shake down and a doze. There 's as pretty a lot of flats," con- tinued he, "to be picked up to-night, as ever cut a pack or rattled a box. You shall have your revenge." " Pshaw! " ejaculated Sir Edward, "this revenge, as you call it, always comes in the shape of additional losses. I never meet with a favorable turn." "It must come, and it will," returned Jack, with vehemence. " Only stick to for- tune long enough, and she 's sure to smooth your hackles down after rubbing 'em OUR COUNTY. 187 up the wrong way — never knew it other- wise." " Who are these that I 'm to meet? '^ " A tidy lot belonging to the universal family of Flatman," facetiously rejoined Jack. " They '11 play anything for any stakes with anyone. Green, verdant — fresh as mackerel in the trammel." " They can scarcely be less so than my- self," said Sir Edward, " if the result of my speculations be any proof." " None in the least," added Jack; *' every- thing you do, you do well. But the fact is, you've been overmatched now and then, and luck hasn't stood in with ye. However, 'tis a horse to a hayseed but the pull will be the other way now." " Meet me then here," said his com- panion, " at night-fall, and I '11 endea- vour to gain a little repose in the mean time." *' That 's your time o' day — Chink-wink 'em along ! " exclaimed Jack. " Off to New- 188 OUR COUNTY. market next week, remember. We '11 put the pot on. Cross him and wind him! Never say die," and with a request that Sir Edward would " tip him his daddle," he made as abrupt an exit as he had an en- trance. OUB COUNTY. 189 CHAPTER XI. " When eve is purpling cliff and cave, Thoughts of the heart how swift ye flow ! Not softer on the western wave, The golden lines of sunset glow." The last rays of the sinking sun ^threw long and gaunt shadows upon the earth, and dazzled the eyes of as interested a set of cricketers as ever handled bat or ball on village green, heath, field, or wold. No opposition could be stronger. The match was between two rival clubs, in two neighbouring parishes, and if each had been a nation distinguished from the other in Ian- 190 OUR COUNTY. guage, laws, religion, and customs, greater competition in all local matters could not have been excited ; but more particularly in their annual game of cricket. The old — those who had joined in the sport, when vigorous health braced each thew and sinew — now stood leaning on their staves, with decrepid limbs, and backs crooked with age, to wit- ness deeds of which they themselves were once so proud and capable. At that time, the present hallooing, sturdy throng were helpless babies in their nurses' arms and thus year succeeding year begets the changes by which life is rounded. At a short distance removed from the scene of action, and on the gnarled and knotted trunk of a pollard tree, felled by the wind or time — for there it had laid for seasons past — sat dame Stockley, in the very height of enjoyment and satisfaction. In holiday gear she was dressed, from the neat silver-buckled shoe, to the well-pre- served black satin bonnet, partaking of the OUR COUNTY. 191 shape of a coal scuttle, on her head. As to the edges of the white laced cap, just per- ceptible on either side of her smiling, rubi- cund countenance, nothing could excel the niceness of the "getting up.'^ And the mantle, which fitted her well-developed, and somewhat portly figure, was one of the most coquettish and attractive pieces of feminine garniture, that can well be con- ceived by ordinary imaginations. By her side sat the farmer, booted and gaitered as for market or rent-day dinner, and many a mile might be marched, without seeing a. more comely specimen of an English yeoman and his wife, than the couple presented. " It 's many a day, lass," remarked he, " since I made a score like that," and, as he spoke, he pointed to the ball flying with the swiftness of light. " Ay," replied the dame "with admiration, " but ye handled the bat deftly, Harry. '^ " And could run, too," rejoined he, pleased with the compliment. 192 OUR COUNTY. " Like a roebuck." "Do you remember, Lucy," added he, warming on the subject, " my score o' six?" The good dame looked at her husband, for one brief second, almost reproachfully, then shook triflingly — just as may be seen in agitated calf's foot jelly — with inward laughter, and " wished to be informed, with- out loss of time, whether that score was not the subject of comment in a leading article in the County Chronicle ? That was all." It might have been accidental, but at this juncture, the farmer's arm encircled the waist of his wife, and he gave her a slight squeeze on the sly. *' The Grangeites," said he, " stand no chance to-day. With Frank Martin against 'em, and Sir Edward not here, they might as well have backed out, and saved their credit." " But there 's Mister Piper," rejoined the dame. OUR C0UNT1\ 193 *' Ay," returned her husband, " Tom was a wonder in his day ; but like mine, lass, his joints and limbs have become stiff with age. And yet that was a bold hit," he continued, as the object of his remark sent a ball wide and far above the heads of the admiring throng. Cheer above cheer greeted Tom as, stripped of all superfluous garments, he rushed with might and main to score three, with time to spare, and, as the old man stood leaning on his bat breathless, and proud of his accomplishments, the Grange- ites gave three hearty hurrahs, and a few of the most ardent began to indulge in a little speculation about what might be, per- haps, if, &c. *' Mister Piper is in Sir Edward's place, isn't he?" inquired dame Stockley. " Yes," returned the farmer. '' Until this morning Sir Edward was expected to play, and, indeed, he 's been looked for all day to take his innings ; but something or VOL. I. K 194 OUR COUNTY. other, I suppose, has occurred to prevent his coming." At this moment, and within some two- hundred yards, a spring-cart, drawn by a long-legged, flea-bitten, grey horse, was seen approaching the spot occupied by farmer and dame Stockley. ^' Why, here comes Joe Beans, the miller," remarked he, *' and that sweet flower of a daughter of his." " Oh ! " ejaculated the dame, bridling her chin, and looking as if she had suddenly swallowed something strongly flavoured with bitters and acids. " It ^s Miss Beans, is it?" " Say a civil word to her," replied her husband, who invariably felt in an uncer- tain state of what might happen next when these chanced to meet. " Say a civil word to her, lass, if it 's only for jolly Joe's sake." " Civil ! " repeated dame Stockley, with great dignity. "Pray, Harry, when did OUR COUNTY. 195 the partner of your bosom forget herself, she would like to be told ? Civil, indeed !" With his head between his knees, and a curved back-bone, or hogged as it is graphi- cally called, the flea-bitten grey tugged at his collar at a shambling pace, and by dint of several pulls at the reins, a stentorian " Get on wi' ye," and stamping of feet on the part of his driver, came to a full stop close to where the farmer and his wife were sitting. Now, it has been already stated that Joe Beans, the miller, had obtained the expres- sive appellation of "jolly," and if ever the outward bearing drew an apposite and well- deserved title, then Joe Beans had most unquestionably the best that possibly could be bestowed. As anti-angular as a pump- kin, his round and ruddy face glowed with health and good humour, and his light blue eyes, so far as they were visible from the fat which surrounded them, seemed to glisten with mirth primed, and ready to go off at the slightest touch. A very small variegated K 2 196 OUR COUNTY. neckerchief — a sort of wisp — was tied round a short apoplectic neck, and a well- crushed, seedy, and floured hat, stuck jauntily on one side, gave almost a rakish appearance to jolly Joe. His high and brawny shoulders were encased in a flannel jacket, giving to view certain extensive proportions of his figure, which, perhaps, might have been secreted to some little advantage. However, there Joe Beans sat, smiling as was his wont, on his swinging and cushioned seat, quite indifi'erent to the world's opinion concerning this insignificant particular, or, indeed, any other. And by his side sat, or rather reclined, for the position partook of both the graceful aud easy, his gorgeously-decked daughter. Nothing could be more dazzling than Miss Beans on the present occasion. Eibands vieing with the rainbow tints, flounces in complicated rows, and bows of every hue and shade, appeared in every nook and corner of her gear. The desired efi'ect was evidently to monopolize the gaze of OUR COUNTY. 197 beholders, and the success became self- evident in the simple fact, that a train of very small children followed, and dragged each other in the direct wake of the flea-bitten grey, and upon his coming to a stop, they surrounded the cart to feast their eyes in silence upon the sight presented. " How fares it with ye, neighbour Stock- ley?" asked Joe, dropping the reins from his hands and folding his arms. " And how do you do, ma'm?" continued he, turning to the dame. "Hearty, an* thank ye," replied the farmer, taking upon himself the office of spokesman for both. Between the ladies, however, there was no immediate salutation. Each took a fur- tive glance at the other, and then, after an awkward and embarrassing pause, dame Stockley coldly ventured to express " a hope that Miss Beans was well." Miss Beans " thanked Mrs. Stockley, and 198 OUR COUNTY. was as well as could be expected under the circumstances." " Dame Stockley " hoped nothing had happened." Miss Beans " was sorry to say something had happened," and her nose twitched as she spoke; "and she was still more sorry to add, something was alivays happening," and then her small ferrety eyes fixed them- selves upon Joe Beans^s countenance, now swollen with suppressed and inward mirth, with anything but a mild expression. " You may laugh, sir," said she, her anger having arrived at the exploding point, "you may laugh," she repeated, "and, I dare say, you think it well becomes ye. But let me tell you, sir, that I — /, your daughter " " Sally !" added her parent. " Speak out." " Yes, sir, Sally ^ since you had me chris- tened by that low and vulgar name, and for which I ^m ashamed of ye " " Very well !" interrupted Joe, giving a OUR COUNTY. 199 nod of appeal to the farmer and his wife. " You hear her?" and then turning to his irate daughter, he continued, in an admo- nishing manner, "Remember, Miss Beans, you 're taught to honor your father and mother, that your days may be long in the land, and not to turn up your nose at 'em.'? "My mother!" exclaimed Miss Beans, pathetically. "Gave you the rod," continued Joe, " whenever you deserved it, and sarved ye right." *'I 'm sorry,] ma' m," said Miss Beans, turning to dame Stockley, with the air of one who was both injured and resigned to injury, " I 'm sorry, ma'm, that you should have been wounded with what has just taken place, for wounded of course you must be. But the truth is, my father persists in making himself the figger you now behold him, whenever I propose a walk or a drive by his side. Of course, it 's enough to 200 OUR COUNTY. injure any girl's feelings, possessing a pro- per regard for gentility, to see her own father pointed at '* " It 's you, Miss Beans,'^ interrupted Joe, ^' that 's pointed at; not me, as I can prove.'* A cutting, double-edged sneer, was Sally's silent rejoinder. '' As I can prove," repeated he, with a chuckle, beckoning one of the small child- ren, a chubby-faced, flaxen-haired boy^ standing with staring eyes and open mouth, nearer to the wheel of his cart. " Now my boy," said Joe, encouragingly, "tell me who or what you ^re looking at, and don't be afraid.'^ The youngster deliberately struck out an arm, and with a pointed finger^ replied, — "She!" " I told ye so, Sally," rejoined Joe, " I told ye so," and then he broke into a violent fit of laughter, which greatly added to the mortification of Miss Beans*. OUR COUNTY. 201 " It signifies little," observed farmer Stockley, in an amiable endeavour to sooth Sally's irate mood, '^ whether Joe Beans shews himself in holiday suit or work- o'-day gear. Everybody knows him as well as the old click-a-clack mill yon- der;" and as he spoke, he pointed to the object to which he referred, standing most conspicuously on the summit of a distant hill. " To be sure," returned the miller, "every- body knows, or ought to know, jolly Joe, and those who don't, let 'em call on him in lull or gale, and a stoup of his best October brewing shall soon make 'em better ac- quainted." " If I may be allowed to put in a word upon the subject," remarked dame Stock- ley, whose tongue, perhaps, began to feel a little stiff for want of application, " I must say, I was thinking to myself as your — your " " Say cart^ ma'm,'^ added Sally Beans, bit- K 3 202 OUR COUNTY. terly, " say cart. We don't keep a shay as some people do." This was a cut at a high -wheeled vehicle on springs, in which dame Stockley occa- sionally rode to church, when the roads were dirty, and to distant places when either objects of business or pleasure took her from home ; but such was the antiquity of " the build," that it is quite impossible to state its particular and original title. The dame smiled severely and resumed, '^ As your cart came near," — there was a powerful emphasis on the monosyllable " cart" — " how nice, how homely and inde- pendent. Mister Beans looked; and he put me in mind of a good, solid, meat dumpling — if I may be so bold as so to compare him — without a morsel of false bottom." Jolly Joe raised his hat at the compli- ment, and said, " I thank you, ma'm, for your good opinion. And although I say it who, mayhap, had better take the chance of somebody else's saying it for me —for self- OUR COUNTY. 203 praise is devlish dull varnish — yet, I will affirm, without fear of contradiction, that if there ^s one man in this realm with less false bottom than another, that man is, Joseph Beans." ^' Well said," added the farmer, ap- provingly. " Well said." Singular as it may appear. Miss Sally Beans, at this moment, suddenly broke into a violent fit of laughter — that is to say, if a loud noise not dissimilar to the cackling of an old hen may be so termed. "I 'm^ pleased!" shrieked the maiden, " quite pleased and amused. Ho dear yes 1 quite." " In that case," replied her parent, with stoical seriousness, "it would be more agreeable if you 'd try and be a little like other folks in shewing your amusement. I don't wish to be croo-el. Miss Beans, or flinty hearted ; but as I hope to be saved, I Ve often heard a jolly loud cry with greater pleasure than that laugh you 've 204 OUR COUNTY. just treated us with. I have by G — d!" and Joe spoke as if he meant what he said. "Why, what 's that stir about?" said farmer Stockley, shading his eyes to obtain a more distinct view. "A somebody on horseback," quickly uttered the dame. '* As I 'm a sinner," added Joe Beans — "as great a sinner as any Christian can possibly be, and whereas quite the top o' the tree in that line of business — there 's Sir Edward Warren in his own proper person, and by no means a proxy." " It is," ejaculated the farmer, " it is Sir Edward himself. Hoo-rah 1" continued he, throwing up his broad-brimmed hat. Jolly Joe imitated this example, and then one of the small children, still standing not far removed, hurled up his, and within a very brief space of time a cloud of hats rose in the air, and stentorian lungs hallooed forth an uproarious reception to our hero, OUR COUNTY. 205 as he threw himself from the saddle, and giving the reins of his horse to a bystander, proceeded to the wicket where Tom Piper was standmg. " God's blessing on ye, sir ! " exclaimed the old man, and the heart's warm blood mantled in his cheek as he spoke. But this is a strange pleasure to us." " You did not expect me, Tom," replied his master. *^ But there 's an old proverb you may remember ►" '^Ay, Sir Edward," rejoined Tom Piper; " and if speaking of ye would have brought ye here, we should have seen you long ere this." " Late as it may be, however,'^ returned our hero, ''perhaps it is not too much so. Let me see the score." " It 's awfully against us,'^ added Tom ; " but I 've done my best in your place, Sir Edward." " That I know," said his master, taking the bat from Mr. Piper, and glancing at the 206 OUR COUNTY. notched hazel stick presented for his Inspec- tion. As may be readily supposed, the unex- pected and late appearance of our hero, occasioned a remarkable sensation in the assembled throng, and notwithstanding the opponents of the Grangeites, — yclept the Tip-tree Sprigs, — were greatly in advance, something like confidence took the place of the former's despondency, and a few began to exchange winks and knowing nods. All was ready, and expectation rose on tip-toe. Sir Edward threw himself into a graceful position at the wicket, and Frank Martin — the unrivalled Tip-tree Sprig of a bowler— hallooed, ''Play." Swift as a cannon shot the ball flew from his palm, just skimming the tops of the grass, in a direct line for the wicket. In the nick of time, down came the bat, and the ball was stopped harmlessly before it. " As beautiful a draw, lass," said farmer Stockley, " as ever w^as seen." OUR COUNTY. 207 Again Frank essayed one of his best attempts; but the ball was cut from its well directed course with such power, that it went flying in mid air, and then rolling along the ground, a fair rifle shot. The hazel stick began to exhibit a difl*erent aspect. " A leg volley followed. Kun after run was added to the score in spite of Frank's earnest desire to bowl out the last hope of the Grangeites; but when the wicket fell, a loud simultaneous cheer broke and rung far and wide in honor of the great victory gained by Sir Edward Warren. Nothing can describe the frantic enthusiasm of the Grangeites, and even the Tip-tree Sprigs admitted it was a great game, albeit a very close one. " It was too dark," observed Sir Edward, smiling, "for me to see that last ball of yours, Frank Martin.^' " I gave it with a will, sir," replied Frank, heartily. 208 OUR COUNTY. " And with plenty of powder in your elbow," rejoined the other. " However," he continued, remounting his horse, " both victors and vanquished will find prepara- tions made for them at the Grange, where — over a cup of ale — they can play the game again. Good night." " Spoken like a gentleman," remarked Joe Beans. OUK COUNTY. 209 CHAPTER XII. " For ought that ever I could ready Could ever hear by tale or history, The course of true love never did run smooth.'^ The dusky veil of evening had fallen gradually around, and the flickering shades and shadows of the waning day were now blended together in the darkness, closing in the scene. Down a long, narrow, and winding lane, leading from the common on which Sir Ed- ward had just wrested the palm of victory from the "Tip4ree Sprigs," he walked his horse leisurely, occasionally turning an ear to the sounds which were gradually dying 210 OUR COUNTY. behind him. Now a loud halloo rose and was borne towards him on the breeze, just strong enough to bend the tree-top in grace- ful measures, as it sighed and moaned among its branches, and then a peal of laughter would swell and gradually sink like echoes in the distance. At length all became still and silent. Sir Edward, check- ing his reins momentarily, as if to assure himself of being sufficiently far from all likely to either see or hear the direction he was about taking, he turned his horse's head short to the left, and spurred through a weak hedge, the boundary of the road- side. The ground was in broken, rough, and uneven heaps, and yet Sir Edward rode as if time were an object of greater moment than the risk by which it was to be saved. More than once his horse stumbled almost upon his knees; but the sharp bit and spur quickly brought him upon his feet, and again he carried his rider at dangerous OUR COUNTY. 211 speed through the thickening darkness. At the end of an extensive fallow field he entered a narrow bridle path, along which he continued to gallop, and the hoofs of his horse clattered loudly among the loose gravel and flints with which it was strewed. When within some thirty yards of a sud- den bend in the road, a rough voice cried " Stop!" "Who cries stop?" returned Sir Ed- ward, bringing his horse nearly upon his haunches. " And your pardon, sir," replied the same voice. " But if ye 'd turned the corner, it might have gone hard with your bones, and the bones of others as well, for our camp is pitched just beyond the point." "What! a gipsy's?" " Ay, sir," resumed the speaker, " we always come here just about this time, and, excepting team horses going to work, I never yet saw any other passing up or down this lone lane before to-night. Hearing yours 212 OUR COUNTY. coming, I ran for'ard to prevent a likely ac- cident.'* " And it was well you did so," rejoined our hero. " But what have we here? " he continued, as something caught hold of his right stirrup and hung upon it. " Only my son, Dumpy Ned, sir," added the gipsy. " He always fastens, like a fly, upon everybody and everything he sees, and never lets go, until he gets what he wants." " Well, " said Sir Edward, good-hu- mouredly, " and what may be my quittance from Dumpy Ned? " " Let mother tell your fortune, master," replied a shrill voice at his foot. " Cross her hand with a lucky shilling, and she '11 read what has been, what may be, and what must be." " I 've no time to spare with the fates to-night. Dumpy Ned," was the rejoinder. " She '11 warn ye, master," continued the imp, trotting by the side of the horse, " against false friends, and tell you where OUK COUNTY. 213 to find a true one. She can read the stars, and knows by the lines on your hands when you '11 be married and when you 11 be buried. Cross mother's hand, master, with a lucky shilling." The concluding part of Dumpy Ned's address partook strongly of the mendicant's whine, and as he was about having it an- swered in a practical manner best suited to his inclination. Sir Edward's horse shied suddenly at the glowing camp fire which presented itself to view, and all but unseated his rider. " Curses on ye ! " ejaculated he, passion- ately, as he regained the saddle. " Stand away, or by the saints there '11 be some mis- chief here." And as he spoke, he drove his rowels into his plunging horse's flanks, and angrily urged him to face the cause of his fear. " Gentle words conquer where hard knocks fail," observed a clear and soft female voice. " In that case," rejoined Sir Edward, as 214 OUR COUNTY. his horse stood trembling with fear, " I wish you 'd try your skill ; for mine seems likely to succeed only with great exertion, and no little danger." *• By your leave, I will," rejoined the voice, and at the same moment a female figure, wrapped in a hooded cloak, stepped from the dark shade of an overhanging tree and laid her hand gently on the bridle. With the other she caressed the neck of the horse, whose veins now stood out like fibres upon a leaf, and then, after a few soothing words, led him past the crackling heap of sticks without the slightest oi)position on his part. " There ! " she exclaimed, exultingly, " did I not tell ye, gentle words conquer where hard knocks fail ? " " And whom may I thank for the lesson?" asked our hero. " She who could teach many more," was the ready answer, '^ had ye but an ear to listen." OUR COUNTY. 215 " Do you know me?" "Well." " Who am I ? " " One who profits nothing by the past, And forgets the future is but the present's cast." " A truth in rhyme," returned Sir Ed- ward, becoming interested in the stranger. " But tell me, what is your name? " '' Barbara." " I 've not a moment to lose — ' " You Ve ridden fast, Sir Edward Y/ar- ren," interrupted Barbara, " and your trysting spot is not far off." " How know you that ? " inquired he, with sternness in his tone and manner. " It wanted no powers of witchcraft," she returned, with a merry laugh. " Your horse wreaks, and what more could lovers desire than such a lane as this, and at such an hour?" " Your wit is keen," he added, " and I fain would learn something by its sharp- ness. Tell me, Sybil, what should a man most court ? " 216 OUR COUNTY, '' His honour," replied Barbara, " and the woman most worthy of his love." " And what avoid? " " Deep drinking and bad company." " On whom should he depend? " '' Himself." ''Who trust?" '* He whom man alone can trust." " Wherein is the greatest pleasure to be found?" " In doing good." " From what the greatest misery? " " Indulgence, and forge tfulness of the great Christian virtue — self denial." " Spoken like an oracle," rejoined Sir Edward, slipping from his saddle and clasp- the speaker in his arms. " You little mas- querader," he continued pulling back the hood which screened the luxuriant curls of Maud Sharp, and imprinting long and eager kisses upon her lips, " I knew the voice and yet doubted my own convic- tion." OUE COUNTY. 217 " Not in the first instance," replied Maud, laughing. " Admit that, Edward." Well," returned he; *' but who could ima- gine that I should have found you forming one of a gipsy's tribe? " and as he spoke, his arm encircled her waist, and he drew her closer to his side. '^ With them, but not of them," she re- plied, yielding to his embrace. " The truth is, Dumpy Ned — who spoke to you as he did by my request — and his family are old acquaint- ances of mine, and as we were to meet in this solitary place, my fears sought their protection." " Will they not speak of our meeting here?" " They 're too dependent upon my bounty," returned Maud, " to do anything opposed to my directions." With the reins of his horse over one arm, and the other pressing the fair girl to him, the two sauntered along the lane, exchang- ing those endearments of which the young, VOL. I. L 218 OUR COUNTY. ■warm, loving, and beloved, only know the priceless joys. " Now tell me, Edward," said Maud, en- treatingly, " what has detained you so long from home and me?" " Ask nothing, dearest, to-night," he re- plied, with a faltering voice. ^^ Sufficient that I am here and happy." " Then make me happy," replied she, " and say you will not leave again for a long, long time." " I will not if—" " If what? " she inquired, as he hesitated to finish the sentence. " If it be possible for me to remain." "But surely that must depend upon your own inclination." " Should that be so," added he, " rest as- sured of my conforming to your wish." " Your words are full of doubt, Edward," returned Maud, " and cause me dread and pain." " Then would that my tongue were dumb. OUR COUNTY. 219 love," exclaimed he, ardently clasping her to his breast. For a few seconds nothing was spoken, and each stood locked in the embrace of the other; their young hearts throbbing with youthful fervour, and the feverish pulse quickened in its beat. " You look pale, Edward," at length ob- served Maud, looking closely and earnestly into his face, " very pale. Have you been ill?" " No," he replied, " not ill." " Then wherefore the cause of this blanched cheek and wasted hand? " and as she spoke, she drew his fingers through hers, and both her words and manners betokened the deep- est solicitude. " You remark that, dearest," rejoined he, " which had escaped my own notice. But such trifles are not worth speaking of. Let us talk of other things. Tell me if your father is still likely to thwart my purpose were I candidly to avow my affection for you?" l2 220 OUR COUKTY. " I fear so," replied Maud. " You have always been at variance ; and I see less cause than ever to hope for a change." " Because his friendship is not unlike the mealy-winged butterfly," added he, with bit- terness. " It shews itself only in the sum- mer." " Do not, I beseech you, upbraid him," said Maud, entreatingly. " He is," continued she, weeping, " so sadly changed, and oftentimes I find his eyes fixed on me so sorrowfully, that I go and kiss him, as was my wont when a little child, and try to forget — " " That he 's my enemy," continued Sir Edward. '* Is that what you would have said?" " If the truth is always to be spoken," replied Maud, " and the heart's deep an- guish is to prompt the tongue, then let mine answer — your enemy y " So I always thought," rejoined he, " in spite of what my mother said to the con- OUR COUNTY. 221 trary, years since; and even now, she would have me express regret for the oppo- sition I have offered to his behests, and place unlimited confidence in his manage- ment and integrity." " So pure and generous herself," re- turned Maud, " she cannot but believe the same of others. But the world, and its hard lessons, Edward, make hard hearts, and I fear the bruising often renders those callous, which otherwise would be good and kindly." " From boyhood," said he, " as early as I can remember anything, your father was my adversary. He even objected to the very toys my mother presented me with. Considered, as I grew older, my dogs and pony unnecessary; thought all my sports as mere idle infringements on my studies ; refused me necessary advances of money when most required, and, when driven to extremities, turned my property to the worst possible disadvantage, by throwing every 222 OUR COUNTY. obstacle in my way. This is a short history of the conduct I have received at the hands of my guardian, from infancy to manhood. Nor is this all/^ he continued ; " for, now that I would bend my neck to his yoke for your sake, dearest, and woo his daughter openly and honourably, as be- comes a gentleman, I dare not even ac- quaint him with my heart's bent ; but must e'en meet you thus by stealth, as if 'twas criminal, or else, perhaps, be debarred from doing so at all.'^ " 'Tis too true," replied Maud, sorrow- fully. " Had my father the slightest inti- mation of our meetings, he would adopt the most stringent measures to prevent a conti- nuance of them." " But his power will not continue long," added Sir Edward. " Upon my sister Kose becoming of age, and her improved health leaves little doubt of her so doing, his trust ceases. I shall then be in absolute posses- sion of my own, and as independent of his OUR COUNTY. 228 prejudices, caprice, and Avaywardness as I have been, and am, a slave to them." " Without deciding upon any fixed course at the time you speak of, Edward,'^ she re- joined, " I will faithfully promise that which you have often made me repeat, to become your wife. I have often heard, ' the course of true love never did run smooth,' and our love, therefore, is but the rule which governs this strange decree of Fate." "With this assurance I will rest con- tented," he added, printing a kiss upon her cheek. " I must leave you now, Edward," res- ponded Maud. " The dew falls fast, and it 's long past twilight." " I will see you safely home." " Not a step from hence," she replied, clap- ping her hands loudly, and immediately af- terwards Dumpy Ned stood by her side. " You see," continued Maud, laughing, " I possess a gallant esquire, of whom you shall know more anon. Good night." 224 OUE COUNTY. CHAPTER XIII. '* Smooth runs the water where the brook is deep." Like the majority of attorney's offices, the one occupied by lawyer Sharp, and which was ticketed exclusive by the word "private" on the door, possessed anything but an inspiring effect. The tiers of tin- cases labelled, " In re Puffy," " Williams and others, ats., Smith," "Briggs, Esq.," with various others of the like description, carried with them neither the romance nor the poetry of life; but rather the sterner associations of actions. Chancery suits, and — as a matter of course — bills of costs. Rows of thick books lined shelves above shelves, the dreary contents of which it is impossible to conceive were ever read, and a solitary bust of some OUR COUNTY. 225 curly-wigged and wrinkled-face gentleman, crowning the centre of the pyramid of legal lore, looked down with a seriousness of ex- pression almost amounting to solemnity. Then there were heaps — perfect piles — of papers in the corners of the room, on the chairs, under the table — everywhere these faggots, bound with fading and faded red tape, presented themselves to view. And there was one within call who could have told a few sad and simple tales about some of that said stationary; for Simon Slip was driving his pen as usual, just on the other side of the dusty green-baize door, separating him from his employer. Whether the light could not force an un- interrupted entrance, or a bilious-looking fog had taken possession for an interminable space of time, did not appear certain ; but winter and summer — the seasons round — there was always a thick haze in this small den of a private office ; and nothing could be damper to the feelings, not even a Lincoln- shire swamp or an encumbered Irish estate. l3 226 OUR COUNTY. Cheerless and cold, however, as it invariably looked, never did it appear so much so as on one of those mornings which, in accordance with the division of the year, should have been summer ; but by way of impressing the memory that " spring would be but gloomy weather, if we had nothing else but spring,'' was most winterly in both its general and par- ticular aspect. The wind whistled, bur-r-rd, and drove a sheet of water against the panes of glass, up which some chilled and drowsy flies crawled languidly, and when the top was gained, dropped without an effort to re- commence the same monotonous creep. The red, blue, yellow, and white shavings in the grate waved to and fro in the gusts humming in the chimney like the distant roll of a drum, and every now and then the green baize door would jar and sway on its rusty and time- worn hinge, and creak and squeak most dole- fully. Loud and louder yet the wind blew. Fast and faster yet the rain poured. But the winter cold was at his heart. Within, and not without, did John Sharp, OUR COUNTY. 227 Esq., attorney-at-law and solicitor in the High Court of Chancery, feel the chill. There he sat alone, as he had done for many a long day, and the chair which his daughter used to occupy so constantly by his side, was now the object on which his vacant look rested. He saw — or rather seemed to see — some- thing which caused his wan cheek to grow paler, and his lips to press together closely as if in anger or remorse, and he clutched a pen, and twisting it into a knot, threw it violently from him. " It 's come to this, has it?" he said, in a sort of hissing whisper. " Feared by many but loved by none, not one — not even by her. She, too, whom I thought so held me in her heart, that suspicion could never enter it. Well may I ask, for what have I laboured long and wearily ? To find my- self old, discontented, friendless, and lonely." He spoke no more ; but his eyes were kept bent upon the vacant chair for some minutes, and had not the approach of Simon Slip's well-known footfall met his ear, he might — 228 OUR COUNTY. for any apparent inclination to remove them — have kept them so fixed for as many hours. "Blow your cheek," hallooed a voice, which could belong to none other than ' the scion of the noble stock of Kacket,' — " blow your cheek, my old cock Crumble Dust," con- tinued that gentleman, swaggering into the room, '' and never throw your tongue when not wanted: Jack Racket likes to chink- wink himself into cover. Hoik in, hoik in ! How do, 'torney ? " It is needless to say that the concluding portion of this speech was addressed to Mr. Sharp, who appeared more than usually dis- concerted at the appearance of his boisterous and eccentric visitor. *' Glad, amazingly, pro — digiously de- lighted to see you in such condition, 'torney," resumed Jack, taking possession of a couple of chairs. " Damn me, but you 're as fine as a star! How do I look?" continued he, burying his thick chin among the folds of what he called ' a fogle,' and squinting out of the corner of his small, quick, ferret-like eyes. OUR COUNTY. 229 " Very well, Mister Racket/' replied the lawyer, listlessly drawing his fingers across his forehead, as if in the attempt to recall his wandering senses, *' very well, indeed." " Ah ! " ejaculated his companion, " we shall want a lock of each other's hair present- ly, I see; that 's what it will come to." " May I ask—" " For an unlimited advance with no secu- rity," interrupted Jack, " if you 11 just keep the muzzle on until I 've had my yap ; for the upshot of my business this morning, 'torney, is to tell you something — to put you up to a wrinkle or two — and if you begin to ask me anything, upon my soul I shan't be able to come to the scratch at all. My head, do ye see, is not made to hold much at a time." " You shall find me both a silent and patient listener," returned the lawyer. '* In that case," added Jack, " I '11 make as clever a thing of it as ever you saw, and land it a clever winner." By way of introduction, it is to be sup- 230 OUR COUNTY. posed, Jack now screwed his left eye into utter darkness, and drawing his mouth as far on the same side as it would go, gazed at his companion with his opened organ of vi- sion in a manner, which he flattered himself, must prove both knowing and expressive. " I 'm up to a thing or two, I am, 'torney," said he, " and you know it. You ^re up to a thing or two, 'torney, and / know it. We don't belong to the Flatman family, 'torney, v)e don't. We 're two downy coves, a brace of wide-awakes, a couple of as sharp-set blades as ever cut into soft pudding. That 's what we are. Chink-wink 'em along.*' His hearer made a succession of impatient gestures, and, as if sitting longer upon his seat was impossible, he jumped from his chair, and paced up and down the room in the most fretful humour. Jack Kacket eyed him as if in doubt as to the policy of continuing his address in the same familiar strain ; but his natural impu- dence quickly overcoming all hesitation on this head, he threw himself into a still more OUR COUNTY. 231 careless attitude, by stretching his legs over the backs of a couple of chairs, just within reach, and sliding his body almost off the one he was occupying. " You '11 put me out, 'torney," resumed Jack, " if you go on grinding up and down in that way. I soon grow dizzy, and shouldn't do for a turn on the mill, although if it did come to a little stair exercise, I '11 bet a horse to a hay-seed, you 'd find Jack Racket on the side next the wall. They tell me that 's the easiest by a long score, 'torney, and so don't forget a bit of friendly counsel." In full confidence that he had delivered something which would cause his companion to acknowledge as a joke of the first class. Jack opened at once with a boisterous peal of laughter, making the dingy room echo most dismally. He was somewhat discon- certed at finding a pair of eyes fixed steadily and seriously upon his ; and it was not until he had given himself a shake that he could recover his wonted confidence of demea- nour. 232 OUR COUNTY. " A nice young fee-male that daughter is of yours, 'torney," remarkedJack, flying off — mathematically speaking — at a tangent. " I said so," continued he, " to my artful, old foxy governor this morning ; and, it 's almost alarming to add, the mouldy-headed sinner cuckooed my very words ; 't isn't often we agree on any point, but we did on this." " Without wishing to interrupt you, sir," replied the lawyer, in a dry, husky voice, " may I inquire the object of this conference? I learned," he continued, taking up a note from his desk, " that you desired to see me on business this morning — what is it?" " Spoken like a man," replied Jack, admi- ringly. " Short and sweet, I say. Win or lose — first throw — heads or tails — down with your button. Well then, 'torney, to your ' what is it? ' this is my what," con- tinued he, '^ Your daughter is a da-velish clean-limbed, well-shaped, pretty-stepping, smooth-skinned, young fee-male, and I am in love with her; that 'sail." It might have been a spasm, a twinge of OUR COUNTY. 233 the tooth-ache, or some such acute pain which suddenly gave the lawyer's features a crude expression ; but scarcely anything could exceed the fierce look of agony which he fixed with unblinking eyelids upon the unabashed speaker. *' Ha, ha! " laughed Jack, snapping a fin- ger and thumb. " I suppose you thought a brick like me — a chip of flint and steel, 'torney — was not such soft dough as to be caught) by a few cork-screw hackles, hazel eyes, and as those novel- writing gents say — fee-male charms, which tickle the lord as they do the stool jockey. Damn me, 'torney, there's no use denying it, I love all the handsome women in the world, I do upon my soul." Jack Racket paused, in the expectation of receiving some reply; but not meeting with any so readily as he anticipated, he continued his desultory address : — " Of course I know," said he, " that I 'm not first at the starting post ; but what of 234 OUR COUNTY. that ? the last there, 'torney, is often the lead- ing nose past the winning chair." Perhaps it was a mere catch in his breath ; but it sounded more like a groan of anguish, as lawyer Sharp, burying his face in his hands, sunk helplessly into a chair. Ned Warren told me himself," resumed Jack, looking at his boots, "that he was bird-limed on the same twig ; and to smooth down his confounded fiery hedge-hog hackles, I promised to head short back on the line. However," said he, with a wink, " I knew well enough it was no go for him. Said I to my- self, keep dark, Jack Eacket, and the game 's your own. 'Torney will never let his daugh- ter marry a plucked greenhorn ; and if he doesn't exactly understand the odds, or ad- mit the pull which we scientific Christians have over the dull, bat-eyed, dee-generate, weedy, soft-billed stock of Flatman, still he won't slide ofi'the same plank and duck head over tip into a bog. No, no, 'torney isn't to be caught by gammon, whatever OUR COUNTY. 235 might be the chance with gold. Sir Edward Warren sounds well enough, and in good feather and great force, would tickle many an ear of some nicety. But,'* continued Jack, peering at his companion with a shrewd, penetrating gaze, and speaking slowly so as to give due effect to his words, " a plucked peacock is not a vast deal more handsome than a plucked owl.'' "Is — is — is he completely lost?" asked the lawyer, hesitatingly. " Done to the last turn," said Jack. " That is to say, he continued, " nothing remains but the skin. I hold — or my foxy old governor, which is the same thing — more of his kites than would fly Dicky Misfortune's miseries ; and as to what might be got, damn me, but he 'd as soon flourish his name to a ream as upon a threepenny receipt stamp.'* " Then his ruin is complete," observed the lawyer." ** All but," returned Jack. " Another season or two, and his rushlight will be out. 236 OUR COUNTY. However, that you knew long ago, or Old Foxy deserves to be tree'd for de- ceiving his offspring — the scion of the noble stock of Kacket, which might break his heart you know, 'torney," and then throw- ing his head back, with a roar of laughter, he caused poor Simon Slip to drop his pen in the outer office, and involuntarily exclaim, as he folded his hands together, feebly, " Bless us all" " Talking of hearts," resumed Jack, " and it 's not far from the purpose, considering that Maud may feel like a fly in a treacle pot — I 've often heard of broken hearts, 'torney ; but take my word for it, they 're a precious deal more like pewter than crockery." After a short pause, lawyer Sharp, with closed eyelids, and drawing his fingers ra- pidly across his brow like one confused, rephed : — " I more than suspected the feeling exist- ing between my daughter and your, your — " OUK COUNTY. 237 " Say it," interrupted Jack; " out with it, my pigeon. That 's the name of the cock goldfinch." " Your companion I was about adding," said the lawyer ; " and to be frank, I have been, am, and will be deadly opposed" — he paused as he spoke, and his lips closed to- gether as if glued, and his eyes darted forth a strange unnatural light — ^' to such a con- nexion. What might have been can now never be." " Spoken like 'torney, all over," rejoined Jack. " Nothing can be more on the square. But leaving what can never be, and all that sort of thing to the Greeks, let us talk of what may be. That 's your time o* day. Chink -mnk 'em along ! What say ye, my bantam, to my entry in the trial stakes for that nice young fee-male, your daughter ? " " To-morrow," returned the lawyer, in a voice scarcely above a whisper. " We will speak of that to-morrow." 238 OUB COUNTT. CHAPTER XIV. "Why all delights are vain ; but that most vain, Which, with pain purchas'd, doth inherit pain." In a small closet, bearing the name of " the Confessional," leading from a wide and rambling room, around the walls of which many a grim portrait hung of by-gone gene- rations. Sir Edward Warren sat moodily occupied in reflecting upon the least pru- dent and profitable actions of his life. Like most men, however, he discovered something palliative for the majority, and the flatter- ing judgment passed upon himself was, that " he was one far more sinned against than OUE COUNTY. 239 sinning." Be this as it may — and his histo- rian would feign that this impression should be on the minds of his censors — there was a still accusing voice within, which, despite of the most cogent and subtle reasoning, continued to remind him that, from infancy to manhood — from the earliest hour of re^ membrance to this — there was one whose counsel he rarely heeded, and whose warning voice rather insured the commission of that against which it was so often and so earnestly raised. To persist, was to be certain of gra- tifying the most fantastic of his caprices : for Lady Warren was not proof against either his persuasions or importunities; and thus Eit was, as time wore on, he had become a self-willed, stubborn man, who could brook no advice if in any way opposed to his own wishes and impulses. Old Tom Piper had done his best to check the increasing way- wardness of his master; but he had long since ceased to venture the slightest sugges- tion, and, indeed, had he done so, he knew 240 OUR COUNTY. full well the harsh and hasty reproof which awaited him. The greater number of the portraits hang- ing on the walls in the outer room, were grim and grave looking. Many in shining mail were armed " cap-a-pie," and stood with compressed lips and frowning brows, grasp- ing sword, lance, and battle-axe. A few with flowing wigs, doublet, and trunk-hose, told of less troubled times ; and their smiling, fat, and rosy countenances betokened minds at ease. Others, with belled and hooded falcons on their hands were rousing the heron from the mere ; and some with boar- spear, hound, and bugle, were preparing for the chase. And then there were, inter- spersed between these sturdy personages, many a belle of the olden time. So stiff and starched they looked in high-heeled slipper, hoop, and farthingale, that the accomplish- ment of the ordinary duties of domestic life, must have proved the greatest difficulty. It is impossible to conceive how any one of OUR COUNTY. 241 those point-lace-ruffled, powdered head-gear, and strangely decked dames, could have done other than be in the helpless condition of their own portraits, and continue just where there were placed in accordance to orders. Above the rest, however, of this extensive collection of our hero's ancestors, there was one whose severity of aspect was most striking. His was certainly a most uncom- promising expression of countenance. With a hard, unflinching gaze, he sat in a straight- back, intricately carved chair, with an open volume before him, and a finger pressed upon a' page, as if therein was the authority for his resolve. He might be pointing out the strict letter of the law from which, to him, there was a dull ear to all appeals of mercy. But be this as it may, it so chanced that Sir Edward's eyes turned, and at length, became riveted on this picture. Do what he would, nothing could divert his looks from the canvass ; and, at last yielding to the fas- cination which seemed to take unaccountable VOL. I. M 242 OUE COUNTY. possession of him, he returned as fixed and as steady a gaze as that which the portrait bent on him. It might be fancy — indeed it must have been — but the hard-faced picture's brow seemed to knit deeper as he looked, and the lips to press more firmly toge- ther. '' In heaven's name ! " exclaimed Sir Ed- ward, turning vv^ith an angry gesture from the scowling likeness of his forefather; "am I conjuring up idle fancies to add to my miseries?" At this moment light footsteps were heard approaching, and soon afterwards Lady and Kose Warren entered the closet. The latter, still weak and delicate, was being supported by her mother ; and upon being placed in a chair, said, faintly, as if suffering from ex- haustion, " Come and sit by me, Edward ; I wish to speak to you." "Indeed, dear Kose," he replied, joining her side, and hastening to render all the attention in his power ; " had I been told OUE COUNTY. 243 so, you should not have been troubled by- seeking me here." " It was her wish," rejoined his mother, playfully placing a hand upon her daugh- ter's lips, " to join you in the Confessional, as an appropriate place for her purpose. But until there has been sufficient time to recover from the fatigue of coming so far, I must forbid the commencement of the sub- ject." ^' In that case," returned he, in the same spirit, and printing a kiss upon his sister's cheek, " I must test the powers of my patience." " In truth, my son," rejoined Lady Warren, laughing, " I fear, if much depended upon such doubtful strength, there would be little hope of success tor the most sanguine." " Xay, nay," added Rose ; " with me, at least, he has been always patient ; " and as she spoke, she placed a hand so thin and delicately white in his, that it bore the ap- pearance of being moulded from white wax, m2 244 OUK COUNTY. " I 'm afraid," said he, returning a warm pressure of the fingers in his grasp, "that my claim to such a virtue is, as my good mother says, of the most doubtful na- ture." '* Being now recovered," observed Eose, with much less difiiculty of speech, " I shall at once enter upon my subject." " Need I say," replied her brother, " that I *m all ears to hear? " " You know, dearest Edward," resumed Rose, " that from a time my memory can- not serve, I and Maud " Such a tremor ran through his frame, that she involuntarily paused. *' Well ! " he rejoined, in a confused tone, " proceed, dear." "I say," she continued, steadying her voice, " that I and Maud Sharp have been companions from our earliest childhood; I cannot say playfellows, for my impaired health never permitted me to play. But among the few pleasures I could enter into, OUR COUNTY. 245 there were none greater than to see Maud bounding along the greensward, like some gay fawn in the sunshine, or a bird just freed from Robin's mesh. Her joyousness imparted joy to me, and many an hour's anguish has been allayed by the gladness of her young heart, and the sympathy for my sufferings ever ready to be expressed in the kindest words, and still kinder actions. It is but natural, therefore, that I should en- tertain in return some feeling akin to hers. We are seldom, perhaps, sufficiently grate- ful for past favours ; but still, as harshness towards others is productive of harshness towards us, so good- will proffered from our companions, renders good-will unto them." " It should do so," observed her brother ; but he spoke as if he scarcely knew what he said. "And does," returned Rose, " save where short-sighted selfishness makes men forget that ' as ye sow, so shall ye reap.' Believe me, dear Edward, for every unrepented 246 OUR COUNTY. fault of omission or commission, there is a requital in store. Few think how, or when, or where, it will be visited on them, and upon its coming, rarely assign the effect to the proper cause. All are so well prepared to justify their errors, that were it not for the stern retributions we receive, we might forget to ask even for our trespasses to be forgiven." " I was not prepared for a homily, dear Rose," said her brother ; " and yet," con- tinued he, tenderly, "I could listen to a much longer one from such a monitor." " I have digressed," returned his sister, " and by your willing ear shall no longer deem you impatient, Edward." " I think," remarked Lady Warren, smiling, " that you had not done so. It was my grave, and seemingly unfounded, accu- sation." " Let me rather admit the charge," re- joined he, " by confessing that I am more than eager, sister mine, for you to resume." OUR COUNTY. 247 '^ Then, with all despatch, let me say," continued Rose, " that for a long time past, both my mother and myself have felt much sorrow at perceiving a great and sad change in Maud. Instead of the joyous being that she was, she is now weighed down by some secret and blighting sorrow, which defies our utmost efforts to remove or lighten. In vain have we endeavoured to discover the cause of her grief ; and to all our entreaties to permit us, at least, to be sharers in it, she resolutely opposes every solicitation, and beseeches us to question her no further." " I have myself remarked the change you speak of," said her brother, turning his face on one side, and a slight flush diffused itself over his brow as he rose hastily from his seat and proceeded to the window. " You must not go so far from your sister,'' observed Lady Warren. " Your pardon. Rose," interrupted he, re taking his seat; *' I was unconscious of what I did." 248 OUK COUNTY. " It cannot have escaped the observation of all," continued his sister, "how deeply attached you have been to each other from childhood, and therefore it is scarcely possible to conceive that there are any secrets of mo- ment between you. With any one but our- selves it would indeed be presumptuous ; but with me, dear Edward, I 'm sure you will not so consider it, when I ask to be a participator in the concealed trouble which so rankles in the heart of her I love so fondly." "Rest assured," returned her brother, "that if in my power to concede to any re- quest on your part, Rose, it would unhesi- tatingly be granted. But other than the un- friendly terms which exist between her father and myself, I know of no particular cause to which Maud's present unhappiness may be assigned." "Then why not endeavour to remove it by conciliating him? " inquired Lady War- ren. "What!" abruptly ejaculated her OUR COUNTY. 249 son, "am I again to fawn and bend to him?'' "Perhaps neither would be necessary," mildly interposed his sister. " And perhaps both would be useless," rejoined he, passionately. "It is most unfortunate — most unhappy — that the present state of things should con- tinue," returned his mother; "no good can come of them." " No good has or will come of them," he added, in a tone of bitterness and anger. " But let the consequences be what they may," continued he, " I will never yield to his dictation or tyranny." " In his opinion of you" — " In his conduct to me, mother," fiercely interrupted he, " I have met with nothing short of insolence and hostility." " Let me beg of you to have an interview with Mister Sharp, Edward," entreated Lady Warren. " You 've been so much estranged M 3 250 OUK COUNTY. of late, that time should have erased all past grievances." " It might have done so," he replied, " and I thought had." " May I ask the reason of your conjec- turing such is not the case? " inquired Rose. " To my disgrace be it said," returned he, " I yielded to Maud's persuasion, and sought a reconcilation." "And was it refused? " " Peremptorily," added he, with flashing eyeballs. " She, herself, was the bearer of a plain and blunt rejection to my offer." " ^Tis most strange ! " exclaimed Lady Warren. " The last time we spoke together on this subject, he expressed himself most desirous for a reconciliation, and was anxious for an interview." " That need cause you no surprise, mo- ther," he rejoined. " Anything serviceable to his purpose, he says or does. It was always so and ever will be." OUR COUNTY. 251 '* I cannot see the object to be served in such a declaration," remarked Rose. " If no other/' returned he, " it wasenough to make me appear in the wrong to you, and he has exerted himself, ere this, to attain this very purpose." "While this feeling lasts," said Lady Warren, addressing her daughter, " our in- terference is quite futile." " Without a doubt," added Sir Edward. " And if my inclination be studied, the sub- ject will never be mentioned to me again," and thus speaking, he rose, and turning upon his heel, left the room. " Poor Maud ! " ejaculated Rose. '* I fear there are deeper sorrows in store for you." 252 OUR COUNTY. CHAPTER XV. ** Dar'st thou die ? The sense of death is most in apprehension ; And the poor beetle that we tread upon, In corporal sufferance finds a pang as great As when a giant dies." Not far from the manor-house, and with its grey ivy -twined tower rising above the tall tops clustering around it, was the vil- lage church. The old lych-gate afforded a convenient shelter for the gossips to exchange their budget of news in, and here it was that little children played until the long dark shades of evening began to fall around. For not one had courage to stray among the ombstones and withy-bound graves when OUR COUNTY. 253 the owl flapped from the cedar, spreading its dark limbs across the church-yard. Whis- pers and frightened glances took the place of echoing shouts, and gathering the daisy chains hung in festoons upon the tombstones, each would hasten from the dreaded spot with hurried steps and palpitating hearts. Here it was that these little children would stand in silent, awe-stricken groups to watch the funerals pass, and then as years rolled on, other little children took their place and watched the passing of funerals, too. It was the self- same scene, with other actors. The watchers were the watched. The sad, however, were not the only scenes witnessed within the precincts of the village church. Here it was that lad and lassie came to give and receive their troth-plight, and then gay flowers were scattered in their path, and the bells sent forth joyous peals from many a stalwart arm. The old and the young laughed together then, and nothing was thought of but merry-making. And so 254 OUR COUNTY. between life's beginning and its end, its plea- sures and its sorrows, the village church saw generations come and pass, and be forgotten. The tints of autumn had tipped the elms with gold, as Pug one morning lay stretched upon the ground plucking the ivy from the large and time-worn tombstone nearest the lych- gate. His constant companion, Nip, the wiry and ill-favored terrier, squatted upon his haunches close by, watching with deep interest every movement of his master. Leaf by leaf, and tendril by tendril, Pug pulled from the monument, and although he did so in a lazy, indolent manner, still he cleared it carefully as he proceeded, from the screening foliage. " Why, what art doing, lad ? " asked a voice, and upon Pug's turning round, he perceived the truly pleasant visage of farmer Stockley regarding his proceedings with something akin to astonishment. " Your servant. Mister Stockley," replied Pug, continuing his work. " You see I 'm OUR COUNTY. 255 rather particularly occupied than other- wise." '' So particularly," rejoined the farmer, " that common brains like mine can't make out the drift." '' The underground tenant," returned Pug, pointing to the vault beneath, *'must have been a longish occupier, I suppose, Mister Stockley." " A century or more," said the farmer, " I should think." " He was one o* the gentry, wasn^t he?" inquired Pug, continuing his labour. " Never heard his name," added the farmer. " But they don't bury anybody else under quite so much brick and stone-work, I can safely say." '' That was my thought," remarked Pug, *' and yet for many a long day no one 's heard even his name. There 's that grave there," said he, pointing to one sunken within a few inches of the ground, " can ye tell me, sir, who lies under those daisies? " 256 OUR COUNTY. " No," responded the farmer, shaking his head. " It was there before I was born." *' But by the rotten and lop-sided board instead of this square six feet of brick and stone," continued Pug, with a grin, " it 's fair to think one who was poor and needy may be buried there." " To be sure," said farmer Stockley, "that's a poor man's grave — this a rich one's." Pug quitted his work to rub his hands briskly together ; and after breathing on the tips of his fingers, said, " There 's no great difference between them, though, Mister Stockley. And if, I reckon, we could just take a peep beneath the sod, we should see none whatever." " I dare say not," replied the farmer. " Bones are bones; and dust is dust." " Ha !" ejaculated Pug, with a long-drawn breath, " it is so here. Mister Stockley. In the churchyard bones are bones, and dust is dust. But what say ye elsewhere? Are OUR COUNTY. 257 bones, bones; and is dust, dust, when want meets plenty?" "He who sues," rejoined the farmer, "must be mindful of speech; but he who gives, needs no such caution." " Truer words were never spoken," re- turned Pug; " I '11 mark them well." " But for what reason," said farmer Stockley, "are ye stripping the ivy from this stone- work? " " To let folks, as they pass by," replied Pug, "just learn who lies buried here. It 's a grand tomb," continued he, "and must have cost as much as would keep a poor man in comfort. Now, isn't it a pity to let this creeping plant hide even the name of him for whom it was made?" " It 's of no consequence to the dead," re- joined the farmer ; " and almost as little so to the living, for aught I can see." " If that be so," returned Pug, — " and I '11 not gainsay it — for what end was it raised?" 258 OUR COUNTY. Farmer Stockley looked thoughtful, but gave no reply. " To me it seems strange," said Pug, — "but I was not taught at schools, and may know little about the matter — that the rich and great in death should be left to the same common lot as humble folks. In life," con- tinued he, " there 's such a wide gap between 'em, that really Mister Stockley," and his eyes twinkled brightly, " it becomes a Chris- tian's duty to make some little difference in the graveyard. In my opinion, there should be no level even there." " You have odd whims and fancies, lad," returned the farmer. " But I '11 leave ye at your work, and as the hire is not likely to be settled for at a short date, be yonder at dinner-time," and, as he spoke, he pointed in the direction of his own homestead. " An' thank ye, sir," replied Pug, " I 'm not likely to forget that hour." Within a short time of farmer Stockley's departure. Pug had completed his self-im- OUR COUNTY. 259 posed task of stripping the tomb of the ivy ; but as he could not read, the developed cha- racters afforded him no explanation ; neither, indeed, did he desire one. With a yawn and a shake he rose from the ground, and, in long, lurching strides, quitted the church-yard, Nip trotting close to his heels. As their way lay through the village, it was a wise precaution on the part of the truly unpopular Nip to keep as near as possible to his master ; for such was the unenviable light in which he was held for a fair league around, in consequence of his propensities to worry cats, snap at children, hunt pigs, chase sheep, and perpe- trate every kind of mischief, when accident or design presented the opportunity, that many a missile would have been discharged at his devoted head but for the shelter ren- dered in the person of his defender and in- stigator of many of the wrongs committed. For all were frightened of Pug. Leagued, as he was considered to be, with the fiend of 260 OUR COUNTY. darkness, not the strongest of heart but would shun his approach at certain times and seasons. There was always a foreboding of evil — a something that would happen — when Pug's shadow crossed the threshold of a cottage door, or his grinning countenance was thrust through some open casement. And in many instances, it must be confessed, there were good grounds for such anticipations. Delighted with the terror he created. Pug wended his way through the village with his hands buried in his pockets, and his shoul- ders raised almost to his ears. In this strange gait he strided along, rolling his head from side to side, and looked the very counterfeit of the dark mischief-maker to mankind. Upon leaving the village some little dis- tance in the rear — much to the gratification of its inhabitants — he neared the mill belong- ing to jovial Joe Beans, and was not a little surprised to see his fiery-faced daughter standing at the garden-gate, beckoning him to approach. A finger was raised to OUR COUNTY. 261 her lips, as if she desired caution and silence. *' Eh?" said Pug, with pricked ears. "What is it. Miss Beans?" "Hush !" replied the damsel, peering about her. ''Be quiet. Mister Pug." "1 am," rejoined he,in a whisper. " What 's up?" **Doyou see my pa?" she returned, timidly, glancing right and left, behind and before her. " No," observed Pug, making a sweep of the immediate locality, "I don't see your par. Miss Beans." " Then just be good enough to step this way. Mister Pug," said the damsel, with a smile upon her visage; but such was the effect, from want of use, that, so far from producing any improvement in the expres- sion, it rather added to its general acidity than otherwise. Miss Beans pioneer'd the way through the garden towards the house, and as she did so, 262 OUE COUNTY. stepped on the tips of her toes; but from what cause it was impossible to divine. Pug, however, appeared to consider that he was in duty bound to follow the example with much exactness, and trod lightly in the same manner, but had Miss Beans turned her head, she might have felt disposed to break from a walk into a run ; for more than once a foot was raised in a very threatening manner against her respected person. In blissful ignorance, however, of these repeated causes for apprehension, she led her companion into the house, and begged him to be seated. ** You can do me a favor," said the dam- sel, dropping herself into a chair opposite, with her arms passed tightly across her re- markably flat bosom ; " and for which," she continued sharply, "I am ready to pay." Pug expressed himself greatly gratified at the opportunity of being able to do a favor for Miss Beans, with a secret reservation OUR COUNTY. 263 regarding her proclaimed readiness to pay for it. There 's no occasion to give you whys and wherefores, I suppose, Mister Pug," said she, shaking her head from side to side, and twitching the end of her nose like a rabbit. " Not a bit of it. Miss Beans," replied he. " Out with what you want, and be as short as ye like." " I might have expected such an answer from you, sir," was the flattering rejoinder of Miss Beans; *'and it 's a pleasure to have to do with such a matter-of-fact person. Busi- ness is business." "Then grease your wheels, Miss Beans," returned Pug, settling himself most comfort- ably in Joe's easiest of easy chairs, "and lead away." In conformity with the desire. Miss Beans began to unfold the secret so restlessly re- tained within the dove-cote of her bosom. 264 OUR COUNTY. CHAPTER XVI. " Think you a little din can daunt mine ears ?*' Joe Beans, the miller, had just knocked the ashes from the bowl of his first pipe, after dinner, and sat ruminating in a sort of Napoleon attitude. His arms were crossed on the rails of his chair, and his face turned towards the back. It can scarcely be said that the position was either polite or grace- ful — more particularly as Miss Beans had the full view of his exceedingly broad re- verse. And that lady, perhaps, was of the like opinion; for, as she plied her active OUR COUNTY. 265 needle among the chinks and crevices of a time-worn stocking, belonging to her res- pected parent, the end of her finely-pointed nose twitched and brightened in its scarlet tints, which might ever be received as con- clusive proof of more than ordinary irrita- tion existing, although partly smothered and kept in check by efforts of magnitude. Once or twice, indeed, there seemed a dispo- sition to give vent to the pent-up spleen, by an action both sanguinary and cruel. For, stooping and stretching forth her hand with an evil expression of features — a kind of wicked intent scarce quite made up — Miss Beans pointed the long, sharp needle at her unconscious father's reverse, and that too, in an unguarded spot which, if goaded, would have caused jolly Joe to spring with considerable agility. To the honour of Miss Beans be it recorded, however, the several attempts amounted to mere innocent threats — although of a practical nature — and, as VOL. I. N 266 OUR COUNTY. the result proved, amounted to the least possible consideration. " I don't think it '11 blow," observed Joe, looking at the lazy sails of his mill, which stretched themselves motionless within some thirty yards of his small, square, solid-look- ing, red-bricked house. " I don't think it '11 blow, Sally," replied he. " I do," acidly replied Miss Beans. '* Humph !" rejoined her father, " it would be strange if ye didn't." "How so, sir?" inquired Sally, dropping worsted, needle, and stocking in her lap. " May I ask, Mister Beans, why it would be singular, odd, or remarkable, had I deemed fit to consider the wind would blow?" " Oh yes, certainly," added Joe, pump- ing a little with his shoulders, as if to ease a slight pressure of subdued mirth. " You always work the opposition so strongly, Sally, that one can't expect your agreeing OUR COUNTY. 267 with anybody, at any time, upon anything, anywhere, or any how." " Thank you, sir," said Miss Beans, bow- ing grandly to Joe's reverse. '^ Thank you. Mister Beans, Tm sure it becomes you to run down your own child — " " Child !" interrupted he, in an audible whisper, and then his shoulders began to pump with increased force. " Yes, sir," resumed Sally, '' child ! I re- peat the word — child ! I am your child, Mister Beans, I suppose. You 're not going to add cruelty to insult by disowning your child. You '11 not turn her out of doors, I imagine, for your own sake, to wander through the wide world homeless, friendless, and penniless." '' By no manner of means," returned Joe. " Keep where you are, Sally, while I go to the races. Yes," he added, rising with much exertion from his seat, " I shall go to the races, at Tare Downs, this a'rternoon. It '11 N 2 268 OUR COUNTY. not come on to blow, I know; so there won't be any work lost." " If you ask my opinion," said Miss Beans, " I think it would be more to your credit to stop away, sir." " May the difference of opinion never crack the cup of friendship," replied Joe, deliberately putting on his hat. *' I shall ride Meteor to Tare Down races this a'rter- noon, and no mistake whatever about the matter." It should be observed here, that, by " Me- teor," Joe Beans alluded to his flea-bitten grey. " In that case," rejoined Miss Beans, taking up the stocking, and freshly sticking the needle in and out with an action amount- ing to vengeance, " I have not another syl- lable to offer on the subject. My duty is fulfilled. I feel conscious of having " — It was useless to complete the sentence, for Joe's broad back was on the outside of OUR COUNTY. 269 the closed door, and a loud thrilling whistle broke from his lips, as he rolled his portly person towards what he was pleased to call his " stud and stable." The former, how- ever, consisted only of Meteor, the flea-bitten grey, and the latter, of an unpretending shed, composed of rough planks and a thatched roof. " Well, my flash of lightnin' !" cheerily exclaimed Joe, throwing open the stable- door; "full of beans, lad — eh?" continued he, giving Meteor a vigorous slap under the flank ; and then entertaining a hazy idea that he had dropped a sentence by accident, which might be fanned into something like wit, scratched the back part of his head slowly, and said, " My name 's Beans." The weak attempt, however, was without result. Joe twice repeated that his name was Beans, and then gave it up. " I shouldn't wonder now," continued Joe, coaxing Meteor's neck and ears, ''but 270 OUR COUNTY. you 'd enjoy a quartern more wuts before star tin' to Tare Downs? " This was spoken interrogatively, and Me- teor returned a telegraphic answer by shak- ing his short and stumpy tale in the affir- mative. " I thought as much," resumed his mas- ter, who seemed quite conversant with Me- teor's manner of conveying his sentiments. •' And I dare say," he continued, " if I was to throw a handful! or two of broken white peas among it, you 'd not like it the less?" Meteor signified a complete acquiescence in this fair supposition, by throwing back his head and ears, and making a playful snap with his teeth. "Exactly so," said Joe Beans; "and so here goes for the best sample I 've got." Meteor expressed an unequivocal desire that " 'twere well it were done quickly," by lifting up his near hind leg, and threatening to kick his owner unceremoniously out of OUR COUNTY. 271 the stall, if he did not go without further loss of time. " Upon my affidavy," ejaculated Joe, seri- ously : " upon my affidavy," repeated he, *' you 're a nice, grateful kind of a wiper — you are. I heard of a man once who thawed a frozen wiper in his boosum, and when it come to life, it stung that same boosum as warmed it." This appeared a cutting remark for Me- teor. He drooped his head in his manger, and his tail fell motionless, as low as it could well hang. A more guilty, self- convicted culprit can scarcely be conceived. But without further reproof, Joe procured the provender, and with a silent smack on the offender's quarter — significant of for- giveness — he threw it into the manger. " While you 're putting that under your skin," observed his master, " I '11 polish up the snaffle and stirrups; for we must go with a shine to Tare Down races, my flying eclipse." 272 OUR COUNTY. Meteor was so much occupied with the corn and white peas, that he paid little ap- parent attention to this, although one ear was turned back as if to catch the most in- teresting part of the communication. "It isn't often that I cross the pig's skin," soliloquized Joe, scrubbing away at a very dusty stirrup iron, with a piece of coarse sand-paper ; but " — and then he winked slily to himself — " if I was to drive this a'rternoon, Sally might wish to go o' pur- pose to take care of her dear old father, and not by no means to shew herself. Oh, no ! certainly not. And then she wouldn't cut up rough if her dear old father took a cup or two at the Duck and Gridiron, on the road. Oh, no! certainly not. And then her dear old father wouldn't wish her at the — " Joe paused, but added, " oh, yes ! but he certainly would," and then his shoulders began pumping at a great pace, which lasted for some minutes. The corn and white peas were finished OUR COUNTY. 273 about the same time that the bit and stir- rups were freed from the thick coat of rust, and soon afterwards the bridled and saddled Meteor was led from the stable. " Now, remember, my incom-parable," remarked Joe, sticking one foot in a stirrup and inflating himself, probably, with a view of rendering the specific gravity of his car- case more buoyant, *' I 'm not a feather weight. Stand firm on your pegs," and, with this caution to Meteor, who gave a short grunt in testimony of his full know- ledge of the asserted fact, the plethoric mil- ler climbed into the saddle, bearing a strong likeness to one of his own sacks of flour standing upright. Past his own mill, and close by the quick- set-edge of his own garden, just in front of his own house, and through his own mea- dow — for Joe Beans was his own landlord — Meteor jogged his rider at an easy trot. Then they emerged on to the high-road which soon led to the village ; and here Joe N 3 274 OUR COUNTY. was hailed and saluted by so many candi- dates for his immediate notice, that had he pulled up to exchange a monosyllable with each, his reaching Tare Down before sunset would have been impossible. The elder of his friends and acquaintances were easily dis- posed of; but as for the younger branches, he might as well have tried to get rid of the flies buzzing about Meteor's eyes and nostrils, or the cloud of gnats which kept up a continued dance above his own head. From cottage- door and garden-gate, the children poured in tributary streams to the current, which formed itself in the wake of the flea-bitten grey. And here, in one unbroken mass, they followed, loudly shouting, dancing, and clapping their hands like boisterous Bac- chanals celebrating a feast. If there were any mysterious cause for these proceedings, it became quickly dis- pelled by Joe extracting from the hidden depths of a coat-pocket, some brightly red, cherry-cheeked apples, which he held to OUR COUNTY. 275 view in a most tempting and tantalizing manner. " Rol-ler, boys," said the tempter, "hol- ler ! I like to hear ye hol-ler !" Then such a din arose as can be heard only from strong and youthful lungs, and when the will is whetted by the appetite. In a shower, the apples were sent among the heads of the expectant crowd, who scram- bled for them amid cuffs, kick, and bruises; and when the last had been snatched from the ground — but not before — the winners began to gnaw their prizes with great satis- faction, while the less fortunate looked gloomily on, and rubbed their wounds. Joe entertained a languid idea that a great moral lesson might be gleaned from this scrambling bout, and began to compare it wdth the doings of the world ; but somehow or other, the idea grew fainter as it grew older, like a rainbow on the wane, and soon became entirely lost to Joe's mental vision. The village cleared, Joe jogged merrily 276 OUR COUNTY. forward, and, with an eye to business, regard- ed the growing crops carefully, and smiled at his own deductions. The wheat was not o'er forward, but the plant looked strong and healthy. The barley, too — Joe's ear caught the creak of the sign of the Duck and Gridiron at this moment, and he felt thirsty as if by magic. The Duck and Gridiron was as nice and comfortable a roadside inn as one could desire to meet with. It was celebrated for miles around for its home-brewed ale, and the most libellously disposed, never breathed a whisper of doubt concerning its purity and genuineness. In what age the building was i-aised must be left to conjecture ; but that it had braved the storms of many long years, was evident from its solidity, and the general quaintness of its architecture. Gable ends abutted from the ends and centre of the roof, and chimneys, twisted in the most puzzling shape like giant corkscrews, caused the observer ro question the possibility of OUR COUNTY. 277 smoke finding its way out. However, that it did so, might be witnessed at all such times, when the supply of good fare became an attendant on its demand. A bow win- dow formed a conspicuous object from the road, as it fitted far from the wall, and seemed placed, so as to command the most extensive view, both up and down the high- way. A walnut tree — and such a tree for shade in summer, reared its straight and lusty trunk within a few feet of the door, and here it was that many choice spirits would sit on the bench at the foot, in the sinking twilight of a balmy eve, to tell old tales, and smoke, and crack their boisterous jokes and jests. There was a horse trough, too, placed under the walnut tree, in which the clearest water always stood, and a bun- dle of hay stood in a wicker basket hard by. For man and beast — as a board nailed on the tall sign-post notified — there was good entertainment at the Duck and Gridiron. And if proof had been necessary, let either 278 OUR COUNTY. requiring nurture, be consigned to the fos- tering care of Luke Puffy, by way of trial. That was all the landlord of the Duck and Gridiron required, as he often said, and as often meant. Luke Puffy was — what he called — ' rather inclined to run to pod ; ' but if a remarkably obese body, protruding and double chin, round cheeks, short neck, and oyster barrels for calves, formed any evidence of a result, he was not only running to pod, but had arrived at that state and condition Ions: ago. As all landlords should be, Luke was one of the most popular of men in our county; and although he might not possess — that which few, indeed, do — many friends, still he had the satisfaction of possessing many customers. With a kind word and still kinder deed, Luke Puffy was ever prepared, and seemed to have one on his tongue, and the other on the very tips of his fingers, without the smallest notice being required. OUR COUNTY. 279 As if set with a hair trigger, they were al- ways ready to go off. It was one of Luke's constant habits to stand with his legs crossed, leaning against one of the door posts of his portal, and there he would remain eyeing the world without, with a face beaming with the effects of strong beer, good temper and a kindly na- ture. "What, Mr. Joseph Beans!" hallooed Luke, as the miller pulled up under the shade of the walnut tree. "Do I see Mister Joseph Beans in his own proper person ? " " It 's that same individual," replied Joe, extracting a handkerchief from his hat, and wiping large beads of perspiration from his forehead. " The same identical son of his mother." " And what will the identical son of his mother take this afternoon? " inquired the landlord, patting Meteor's neck, as he dipped a handful of hay in the trough and offered it to that srallant steed. " Shall it be short 280 OUR COUNTY. and sharp," continued he, "or long and heavy?" " A pull at a pot of heavy," replied Joe, still occupied in mopping his head, " will suit me best, Luke." " The real old stingo, eh? " returned the landlord. " That 's the floo— id ! " added Joe, with admiration. " I never could withstand temptation in the form of a pot of your stingo, Luke, and moreover" — the miller made an effective pause — " I never mean to try." Luke Puffy felt greatly complimented at this expressed determination on Joe's part, and with a skip, almost amounting to agility, he hastened to bring forth the desired be- verage. Within a very short space of time, he again made his appearance, bearing a white crested tankard in his hand, and as he lifted it to the miller, remarked, " Going to the races, T suppose ? " OUR COUNTY. 281 Joe nodded an affirmative, as he buried his face in the foam. " It 's all very well for you sportin' cha- racters," resumed Luke, " to support the turf; but as I should be neither useful, nor strikingly ornamental, I thought it wiser to keep at home." " It might have been so for me, Luke," replied the miller, as his features emerged somewhat disguised with the froth of the beer. '' It might have been so for me," he repeated, handing the remains of the tankard to the landlord. Joseph Beans ! could you then have dived into the mysterious future of but a few brief hours, how well would you have known the truth of your own unmeaning words. '* Without you, Joe," rejoined the land- lord at the termination of his draught, " Tare Down races would never come off in pro- per style — take my word for it." " Well," said the miller, " I 've attended 'em now, man and boy, for four-and-forty 282 OUR COUNTY. years; although, d'ye see, Luke, I'm forced to make an excuse to this day, just as 1 did when I played truant from school." "Miss Beans, eh?" observed the land- lord. " That 's the impediment, Luke Puffy," replied Joe. " To take that maiden on a trip of pleasure, one might as well try to be gay at a funeral. And to refuse to take her, point blank, is sure to raise a squall of some sort or other." " How did you ease her off to-day?" asked his companion. The miller lowered his voice as he replied, " Both the lynch-pins were out of the wheels of the cart, Luke, and couldn't be found no- where. Wasn't it unlucky? " " Dreadfully unfortunate," rejoined the landlord, shaking with laughter. " I wonder you can hold your head up." " It 's a mortal effort you may be sure," returned Joe ; " but daresay I shall get over it. Good bye, my heart of oak," continued OUR COUNTY. 283 he, gathering up the reins. " Take care o' yourself," and to a friendly hint from his spur- less heel, Meteor carried his burthen forward Avith freshly stimulated strength and spirits. " Luck go with ye," hallooed Luke PuiFy, waving a hand. "Luck go with ye. Call on your return." A few miles of road, lane, and waste, brought Meteor and his rider to the Downs, whereon the races were to come off. White tents and waving flags, of many hues and colours, shone brightly in the distance ; and from all parts of the heath, crowds were wending their way towards them. " Now, my lad," said Joe, addressing his horse, " here 's a nice piece of springy turf. Try if you can simmer up a can- ter." Meteor laid his ears back, and laughed in derision at the idea of any effort being re- quired to simmer up a canter — provided he was in the humour — and arching his neck proudly, he immediately boiled up a gallop, 284 OUR COUNTY. although not one possessing the easiest of actions. " Gently, my pigeon," said his master. " Softly does it," continued he, pulling at the reins. But Meteor's ambition soared aloft, and despite the check, bore his rider more swiftly along the greensward than accorded with his inclination. OUR COUNTY. 285 CHAPTER XYII. " Gallop apace, you fiery footed steeds." Motley were the groups collected at the Tare Down races. Gipsies, trampers, beggars, vendors of walking-sticks, beer, ginger-bread, nuts, and many other kinds of edibles, were making their respective callings known through the exercise of some of the healthi- est and most powerful of lungs. Here might be enjoyed too, amusements of various de- scriptions, from a game of *' knock- 'em- downs" to a ride in " the merry-go-round." On the voluntary principle, a mountebank exhibited his skill in twisting his body into shapes and postures of the least possible ease, 286 OUR COUNTY. grace, or utility, and trusted to the liberality of a British public — as he loudly declared — by sending round a hat at the termination of his performances. Yeomen and rustics, lads and lasses, jostled each other in holiday gear; and if there were no great exhibition of wit in the keen encounter of their tongues, yet there was more than an ordinary share of laughter following each pointed remark and sallv. Not far from the winning-post, a throng was gathered together, loudly discussing the merits, qualii&cations, and chances of the horses entered for the respective events an- nounced in the list. In the middle of the crowd, with his legs widely apart, his hat shading one eye, and his arms a-kimbo, stood Jack Eacket, booted and spurred in the very zenith of his pride, and at the altitude of his earthly ambition. Among the small fry — the minnows of the sporting fraternity — as- sembled on Tare Downs, he was looked upon as a great man, and Jack felt the glow of OUR COUNTY. 287 distinction warming his extremities — even to the tips of his toes and fingers. He betted with anybody almost anything which was offered ; for the speculators were mode- rate in their ventured sums, and rarely ex- ceeded a few single pounds or crowns, and Jack considered that his losses would amount io only an investment for the dignity he possessed. " Now, then," cried he, with a swagger, " are there any more of you deep 'uns want to stick it on? I '11 lay against ^em all round for your shirts, if you haven't the ready to fork out. Tickle me gently," continued he, " and make me grin, and I'll take it out in poultry, fat pork, and duck's eggs. Damn me, Jack Eacket's not particular to a shade or two !" There was a roar of laughter following this address; but immediately afterwards the crowd flew right and left, being uncere- moniously broken into by Meteor, who came rattling along at a dangerous pace, with his 288 OUR COUNTY. head bent to his chest, and his master pull- ing ineffectually upon the reins. " Hilloa, Mister Horse-beans!" hallooed Jack, skipping nimbly on one side. " Where the devil are you riding to ? " "Gently," gasped Joe. "Gently does it !" "Gently does it!" repeated Jack, catch- ing Meteor's bridle, and jerking him almost upon his haunches, he brought that steed to so sudden a stop, that his rider shot from the saddle, clear of all impediments, and alighted on the flat of his back some twenty feet distant. As upon all such occasions, the curiosity of the multitude became at once roused to learn the extent of the damage to the pros- trate Joseph Beans, and many were the in- terrogatories put to that insensible indivi- dual as he laid in a similar position to a cap- sized turtle. " Are ye hurt, Joe," cried one, shaking him by the collar. OUR COUNTY. 289 " Speak, lad," said another, *^ if it 's only to say you 're not dead as a door-nail." " See if his neck 's broken," added a third, twisting the miller's head round in such a manner as to run an imminent risk of caus- ing a dislocation, if such a mournful result had not already taken place. " He 's gone," observed an hitherto silent by-stander, '' as sure as my name 's Mathew Dozzle. It 's all up the country with him." As if, however, to refute the premature conjecture of having taken so sudden a de- parture from this sublunary sphere, Joseph Beans opened his eyes at this juncture, and with a long drawn sigh, remarked, faintly, " Gently does it." " To be sure it does," said Jack Racket, somewhat relieved at the observation — for he began to entertain a slight vision of a coroner's inquest — "to be sure it does. Take him fast by the head — give him a shake — in with the gafts — lift him hard — and bang VOL. I. O 290 OUB COUNTY. you fly clean over his ears. That 's your time o' day. Chink- wink 'em along." "Assist me, neighbours, on my pins," said Joe. " There," continued he, regaining his feet; "the wind was only out of my sails for a minute or two. I shall be all right again presently." " But what made ye ride so desperately hard, Joe?" inquired farmer Stockley, riding upon his pig-headed cob, Buttercup. '' I didn't think there was a gallop left in the old grey." " Nor I either," replied Joe. " And that was the reason he shewed me there was. Oh, but he 's an artful rogue !" " Shouldn't wonder but he 'd beat a blind- 'un, a lame-'un, or a bolter," remarked Jack Racket, with a wink, as he surveyed Meteor's points of symmetry. " I tell ye what it is," rejoined the miller, waxing warm at this caustic observation, " if I could get a rider, I 'd enter him at this very moment for the saddle and bridle." OUR COUNTY. 291 '' Game as a pebble !'^ shouted Jack. '* I like that sort of flint and steel, and could almost mount the pig-skin myself for ye. But," continued he, looking at Meteor, who now stood with his head between his knees, and his stumpy tail let down to the lowest possible degree, as if in the deepest despond- ency at the accident he had caused, in the pride of shewing off his powers, " he does look such an awful old screw, that I can't quite do that." "If you 're serious, Joe," said farmer Stockley, " I think I could find ye a jockey." " I mean what I say," replied the miller. " Get me a rider, and Meteor starts for the saddle and bridle." Within a few minutes after this declara- tion. Pug arrived on farmer Stockley's Gin- ger, and slipping from the saddle with an eel-like motion, announced himself as a can- didate for the honour of riding Meteor in the forthcoming race. " Off with your coat, lad," said Joe, " and 2 292 OUR COUNTY. tie this handkerchief round your head," con- tinued he, offering one from his hat. " If you don't win, you can do more — ^you can deserve to win." " Bra-vo / " shouted a solitary voice ; " that 's a sentiment for the pulpit !" With electrical speed it became circulated that the miller's horse was to start for the great prize of the day, and many were the gibes and jeers at the supposed absurdity of entering Meteor for such an important stake. Even Dame Stockley, as she was slowly dragged about the course in the object of Miss Sally Beans's envy — the antique chaise, could not refrain from expressing her aston- ishment at Joe's presumption. It should here be stated, as a fair sample of her hus- band's exemplary consideration, that inas- much as Ginger was deemed too fiery and uncertain for the excitement of a race-course, he had a patient horse taken from the team, and placed both it and the most trustworthy of his servants to be her charioteer. For not OUR COUNTY. 293 to ride Buttercup at Tare Down Races, would, indeed, have infringed a custom of long standing with the farmer. " I really am surprised," observed the dame, upon receiving the information from her husband, "that Mister Beans should make himself so silly. I always took him for such a sensible man." " Oh !" returned the farmer, " it only adds to the sport. He wouldn't have thought of such a thing," continued he, " had not that Mister Racket made his temper rise by run- ning his horse down ; and we all know how uncommonly sweet Joe is on Meteor." And now all became bustle and expecta- tion. The field of horses, mounted by their res- pective riders, paraded slowly up the course towards the starting post, and varied were the opinions expressed concerning the pro- bable results of their performances, now on the eve of being tested. Bullet, the butcher's runaway black cob. 294 OUR COUNTY. was in high estimation, and might be consi- dered the leading favourite. Then came Brandyball, the blacksmith's galloway, and a clean-limbed, high-conditioned animal he looked, as his bright chesnut-coat shone like shot-silk in the sun, and the froth flew from his champed bit in the fever of the coming contest. Spinning Jenny, too, the wheel- wright's vaunted mare, met with many ad- mirers ; and as the new apprentice, dressed in a conspicuous yellow calico jacket and black cap, bestrode her in all the conscious pride of elevated distinction, countless were the expressions of approval at the dazzling sight presented to view. But if these and other candidates for pub- lic favour, received a share of popularity, great was the opposite when Pug and Me- teor made their appearance. With almost stoical indifference, however. Pug received the shafts of ridicule levelled in perfect show- ers upon his devoted head ; and exhibiting his double row of white teeth, in a grin be- OUR COUNTY. 295 tween mischief and good nature, he paced leisurely in the rear of his antagonists. " Now, you jockeys," said Jack Racket, taking upon himself the offices of starter, judge, clerk of the course, steward, and all others, if any there were; "now, you jock- eys," repeated he, " mind what I 'm going to say. Ride fair, and oil your screws well. I want to see what such a field of flyers can do, and mean to time ye to a second. None o' your creeping ! Start at score — make play and spur as if the devil were behind ye." "Ha, ha, ha!" laughed Pug. " Yes, yes !" cried he, at the pitch of his voice. " Ride as if the devil were behind ye ! " Not one would have confessed it ; but many felt a slight shudder at these words, and the wheelwright's apprentice, in the yellow calico jacket, had, some difficulty in keeping his teeth from chattering. " Come, you sir — you Pug," rejoined Jack Racket, measuring the offender from heel to head, " what do you mean by repeating 296 OUE COUNTY. a gent's words in that style — eh ? I 'm amazingly disposed to shew how a screw should be oiled, by putting this whip about your withers and flank." " Beg your pardon, Squire Racket," re- turned Pug, lifting his finger to his forehead, '' beg your pardon, squire." The " squire " was a piece of well-timed flattery on Pug's part, and produced the de- sired effect of at once dispelling the cloud of anger lowering Jack Racket's brow. Like arrows drawn to their heads, the horses stood in an even file, ready to spring to the start. " Go !" hallooed Jack Racket, dropping a red handkerchief, tied to the butt-end of his whip by way of a signal. " They 're off!" shouted a hundred voices. " They 're off — they 're off!" was echoed far and wide. Like a flock of scattered pigeons, the lot swept off together, Bullet with a slight lead, cutting out the work. With a rush, the OUR COUNTY. 297 whole made the first half-mile turn ; and, to the astonishment of all, Meteor lay side by side with Brandyball. It was marvellous, and so everybody said. But then Pug be- strode him, and what secret power might not be employed to give wondrous speed to any- thing he rode? So many questioned within themselves, and as many answered, that a birch broom, perhaps, would have been gifted with the same extraordinary pace as the flea-bitten grey. Up the chalk rise they went, with almost equal vantage; and then,' as the top was gained, Spinning Jenny rushed to the front, leaving her competitors some dozen lengths behind. The wheelwright's heart swelled proudly in his breast, and the sharer of his toils and pleasures, together with nine little spokes of his family — straining their eyes from a bough -covered waggon, commanding an eminence — joined in a unanimous shout of triumph, as their ardent and most san- o3 298 OUR COUNTY. guine hopes seemed on the point of being reahzed. " She '11 beat 'em to a stand still !" cried the owner of Spinning Jenny, throwing up his hat. " She '11 beat 'em into fits !" It was a premature boast, however. For in long, lurching strides, Meteor gradually drew upon the leading horses, and passing one by one, placed himself on a level with Spinning Jenny. Now came the tug of war. Shouts rent the air as the yellow calico jacket " set to" with a will, making his whip crack loudly round the sleek Jenny's flank, and his spurs to prick fast and deeply into her sides. Not a yard — not an inch — could he gain. With- out the perceptible movement of a limb or muscle, Pug sat with his hands close to the pummel of his saddle, watching the efforts of his opponent, and shewing the most back- ward tooth in his grinning jaws. Side by side, head to head, and nose to nose, the two ran in their stretched gallop as if moved by OUR COUNTY. 299 the same power. Again, and again, whip and spur were applied by Jenny's ruthless rider. "Give it her!" hallooed the wheelwright, in a dry, husky voice. " Wake her up, Jacob." " Wake her up, Jacob," repeated Pug, with a roar of laughter, and then giving his reins a slight shake. Meteor went a full length in advance, passing the winning-post with greater ease than any preceding winner for the noble prize of the saddle and bridle at Tare Down races. As may readily be imagined, Meteor's marvellous achievement caused an excitement which may be said to have been of the wildest and fiercest description. A large number of sceptics doubted the truth revealed by their own eyes, and many considered it a kind of dream or illusion, from which they fully ex- pected to awake in due course of time. Some of course, attributed the result to superna- tural agency ; and among the most prominent supporters of this creed, were the wheel- 300 OUR COUNTY. Wright and his discomfited and afflicted family, *' It 's all o' that son of the dark one's doing," sobbed the better half. " I wish he was " "At your service, ma'am, no doubt," added a voice. The wheelwright's better half felt a power- ful inclination to drop on her knees and offer up a little prayer, as upon turning her head she met Pug's twinkling eyes. Greatly to her relief, however, he was soon out of sight in the throng which pressed around him; but some time elapsed ere she could regain an approach to her usual composure. It would be more advisable, perhaps, not to make any attempt to narrate the details of Joe Beans's extravagant delight at the success of his favourite. He felt and acted the very madness of enthusiasm — hugging Meteor round the neck — wringing Pug's hands, and swearing he should share his real and personal property, henceforth and for OUR COUNTY. 301 ever, with bed and board, and nothing to do. " That 's afamous situation, Mister Beans," replied Pug, "and would suit me exactly. Keep it open, sir, for a day or two, and should the offer be then repeated, I think it more than likely you '11 find me ready to go into your service." "All r-r-r-right !" cried Jack Racket, push- ing his way through the crowd collected about Meteor, his owner, and rider. " All r-r-r-right !" repeated he. " Picked up the crumbs. Cleaned 'em out. Not a sixpence against the good old screw. 'Gainst the rest all round though. That 's your time o' day ! Chink- wink 'em along." " Where's my saddle and bridle?" inquired Joe, caring nothing about the winners and losers. "Here they are, Joe," replied Farmer Stockley, for he particularly requested to be allowed to present them to his friend. " Here they are, Joe Beans, and never yet did my 302 OUR COUNTY. eyes look so sweetly upon such a saddle and bridle." " They are treasures, neighbour, a'nt they?" returned the miller. " I shall look at them as long as I live," continued he, " with a freshness which none, perhaps, can understand but myself. No matter — that 's my business." After Meteor had recovered his spent Avind and strength, his coat been wisped dry, and all other attentions paid to his comfort and restoration, the trophies of his conquest were placed upon him, and Joe Beans mounted in all the plenitude of gratified ambition. The distinction and blushing honours, however, which were thus thrust upon Meteor, were borne by that gallant animal most meekly, and he carried his mas- ter among his friends and acquaintances to receive their congratulations, with a bearing conspicuous only for its extreme modesty. Excuses might be found to palliate, at least, the frequent glasses which Joe Beans OUR COUNTY. 303 raised to his lips, and quaffed to the earnest solicitations he received from every point, far and wide; but it is enough merely to record the simple fact, that by the hour Tare Down races were brought to a close — and none other proved of the slighest interest after the great contest — the miller began to play a game at single-handed see-saw on his new saddle. " Some folks," said Joe, in a spluttering kind of voice, '^ would make out I was a lee- tle the worse for liquor. Now, what I mean to say is, I 'm all the better for it." Meteor shook his head, and snorted a de- cided negative. "Oh !" ejaculated his master, "that 's your opinion, is it ? Well, we won't split straws, my flying phe-nole-mol. No," continued he, gravely shaking his head ; " that 's not quite it. Phe-non-emol — phe — phe-nom- enol. It 's very near; but not exactly the thing. No matter, we '11 skip over that dif- ficulty, and get home as fast as we can." 304 OUR COUNTY. This resolve appeared to agree with Me- teor's ideas concerning the expediency of the measure, and breaking into an easy amble, he carefully carried his owner from the scene of their mutual triumph. The dusky shadows of the approaching night were falling around, as the high-met- tled grey quitted the boundary of the heath, and clattered along a bye-road in the well- known direction of the Duck and Gridiron. Between a thick, foggy wakefulness, and a blinking doze, the miller held as uncertain a seat, with as confused a brain as ever man possessed. Now he felt assured that he rode Meteor down Featherbed Lane, and — save that he seemed to possess four ears and two heads — so far, all was right. Then he was on a horse with wings, cleaving mid air, 'tween earth and heaven. The stars dazzled his eyes, and the clouds rolled beneath him. Again he was in Featherbed Lane, bruising his nose against Meteor's neck, and his arms twined round it. In the endeavour to re- OUR COUNTY. 305 gain the saddle, he slipped behind the cantel, and gradually sliding down Meteor^s goosed quarters, launched himself into a sitting po- sition on the ground. ** Ha, ha, ha !" roared a voice from an un- seen quarter ; " ha, ha, ha !" " Come, I say, sir," returned Joe, gazing about him. *' What sort of a Chrish — tian do you call yourself, I should like to know, to laugh at the misfortunes of humanity in that unfeeling — I may say heartless manner? '* *' Ha, ha, ha !" laughed the unseen offen- der. " Ha, ha, ha r You must expect " — a sound like a hiccup interrupted the observation — "you must expect," continued Joe, still occupying the cool ground for his seat, while Meteor made the most of the time by cropping the dewy herbage at his feet, " to meet with heavy afflictions, sir, if you make light of the sor- rows o' your fellow bein's in this heathenish style." " Ha, ha, ha !" again saluted the miller's ears. " Ha, ha, ha !" 306 OUR COUNTY. . " You '11 be taken up'ards in a whirlwind," resumed Joe, "or be pounded as fine as flour by a thunder-bolt, if ye don't mend your manners ; take my word for it." Even this direful threat produced no amendment ; for the laugh was repeated both longer and louder than before, and it sounded unearthly hollow as it echoed o'er hill and dale. With a feeling akin to dread, Joseph Beans staggered to his feet, and a coldness crept through his veins, as he clutched the dangling reins of his horse, and essayed his best to climb rapidly into the saddle. Not venturing a glance behind, from whence the ill-timed mirth proceeded, the miller plunged desperately on Meteor's back and started at a good round gallop. It might be the effect of mere vagaries of his heated ima- gination — and Joe Beans fervently hoped and inwardly prayed that such might be the case — but unless his ears most unaccount- ably deceived him, a horse's heavy tread was thundering in his rear, and every now and OUR COUNTY. 307 then a " Ha, ha, ha," came with shuddering influence on his nervous system. On rode the miller — fast, and faster yet. Fear gave him strength to cling with des- perate energy to his seat, and he urged Me- teor forward at the full bent of his speed. A mile was gained, and now another, and yet the mysterious clattering of feet and the hateful laugh, continued to make his flesh creep and crawl, and his blood to stagnate in its course. With what joy he heard the clink of the anvil at a neighbouring forge. The puffiing of the huge bellows was now distinct, and a shower of sparks flew upwards through the vomiting jaws of the chimney. A lurid glare cast itself for many square yards from the bright and roaring furnace within the smithy, and as Joe Beans pulled up at the entrance, he felt the cheering influence of the scene in the restoration of some of his composure and confidence. " Ah! " ejaculated the blacksmith, drop- ping his massive hammer, and coming to the 808 OUR COUNTY. door : " Is that you Mister Beans. Glad to hear, sir, of your luck to day." " Thank ye kindly," replied Joe, at a loss for breath, and glancing furtively behind him. "Thank ye kindly, neighbour. Did you chance," continued he, " to hear me coming along?" " Oh, yes," rejoined the smith, " I heard a horse at a stretch gallop ; but didn't know it was you, sir." " You didn't "—Joe hesitated—" You didn't make out two horses at a stretch gallop, neighbour, did ye?" "No," returned the blacksmith, slowly scratching the back part of his head by way of refreshing his memory. " I think not. Mister Beans — I think not, sir." At this moment Meteor in his impatience to proceed to his stable, moved three or four yards in advance, and as he did so, a corres- ponding tread was heard behind. " There," exclaimed Joe, quickly. " Did you hear that? " " Why no ! " replied the blacksmith, again OUR COUNTY. 309 referring to his cerebellum with a fore fin- ger. " I didn't hear anything par-tickler, Mister Beans." " Humph !" rejoined the miller, peering into the darkness which appeared the thicker and more impenetrable from the glare of light streaming from the smithy. " I thought I heard the footfall of a horse not far off." " Don't think you did, sir," returned the blacksmith, shading his eyes as he followed the direction of Joe's searching gaze. " How far can you see? " inquired he. " It may be a quarter of a mile," said the blacksmith, " little more, or something less." " And you don't see any one or anything?" asked the miller. *' Not any one, nor anything," replied the blacksmith, and perhaps from a feeling of repletion at the colloquy, he added, " Good night. Mister Beans," and returning to the forge, he wielded the sledge-hammer above his head, and resumed his labours. In a gentle walk, Joe quitted the smithy, and with a hand pressed upon his aching tern- 310 OUR COUNTY. pies, he turned a watchful ear to the road he left behind, and notwithstanding his earnest inclination to think he was labouring under a mistake, or some hideous nightmare, he could arrive at no other conclusion than his steps were being dogged in a most mysterious manner. The extraordinary events of the day, too, flashed vividly across his mind. His unpremeditated entering of Meteor, and winning the great stake of the Tare Down Meeting. Pug's riding— the miller's teeth jarred together at the thought ; and scarcely conscious of the act, he kicked Meteor's sides roughly, and again the flea-bitten grey broke into a gallop. There could be no error now. As clear to his senses as the light to his vision at broad noon, there was a pursuer in his track. Stride for stride — now slower, now faster — but always in accordance with Meteor's pace, and keeping as close a resemblance to it, as an echo to a sound, the chase con- tinued without check, let, or stop. It was an awful ordeal for poor Joe Beans, OUR COUNTY. 311 and with a frantic determination to render it as brief as possible, he urged his horse to his best pace, and even then, with word, hand, and heel, pressed him on still faster. Past cottage, barn, and stack — splashing through the water-course rippling across the road — and by the Duck and Gridiron, the miller wildly rode. His name was called, but he heeded not. Close, and closer yet, the hated sounds approached. Now they were upon Meteor's haunches. A snorting horse, side by side with his, was at his elbow. He turned his head for one dreaded glance. Horror ! he saw he knew not what — but fire flew from something as he looked. Joe closed his eyes. " Ha, ha, ha !" again mocked his misery. " Ha, ha, ha !" again loaded the very air, and was carried on the pinions of the wind an honest league. He neither saw nor heard more. Waking as if from a trance, he found himself in the tender mercies of Sally Beans, who was oc- cupied in singing his nostrils with a bunch 312 OUR COUNTY. of burning feathers. From his brow, some- thing trickled from a piece of soaked brown paper, and, entering the chinks and crevices of his eyeUds, caused them to smart with acute anguish, as if the liquid — whatever it was — might have been taken from a jar of pickled peppercorns. " Where am I ? " gasped Joe, looking va- cantly round ; " where am I ? " "Where are you?" repeated the maiden, bitterly, as she pushed the bunch of scorched feathers close to his nose. " Ah ! where you ought to have been for hours past, sir, in the bosom of your family. Instead of which, Mister Beans, you go making yourself the talk of the country round, by getting very " At this juncture, Joe's eyes fell upon Pug's features, broadly grinning through the partly opened door, and he instantly suffered a relapse. END OF VOL. I. Myebs & Co., Printers, 37, King Street, Covent Garden. NEW WORKS In miscellaneous and GENERAL LITERATURE, PUBLISHED BY Messrs. LONGMAN, BROWN, GREEN, and LONGMANS, PATERNOSTER ROW, LONDON. CLASSIFIED INDEX AGRICULTURE «c RURAL AFFAIRS. Pages Bayldon on ValuineRents, etc. - - 6 Crocker's Land Surveying - - - 9 Johnson's Farmer's Encyclopaedia - - 16 Loudon's Encvclopaedia'of Agriculture - 19 ,, Self-Instruction for Farmers, etc. 18 ,, (Mrs.) Lady'sCountry Companion J8 Low's Elements of Agriculture - - 19 ,, On Landed Property - - - 19 ,, On the Domesticated Animals - 19 Thomson on Fattening Cattle, etc. - 30 ARTS, MANUFACTURES, AND ARCHITECTURE. Ball on the Manufacture of Tea • - 5 Bourne's Catechism of the Steam Engine 7 Brande's Dictionary of Science, etc. - 7 Budge's Miner's Guide - - ■ 7 Cresy's Encycl. of Civil Engineering - 9 D'.^gi^collrt■s History of Art - - - 24 Dresden Gallery ----- 9 Eastlake on Oil Painting - - . 10 Evans's Sugar Planter's Manual - - 10 FergTisson on Beuutv in the .-^rts - - 11 Gwilt's Encvclopcedia of Architecture - 12 Havdon's Lectures on Painting & Design 12 Holland's Manufactures in Metal - - 1/ Humphreys' Illuminated Books - - 1.5 Jameson's Sacred and Legendary Art - 15 Loudon's Rural Architecture - - - 19 Moseley's Engineering and Architecture 23 Porter's Manufacture of Silk - - - 17 ., ,, Porcelain & Glass 17 Scoffem on Sugar Manufacture - - 27 Steam Engine (The) , by the Artisan Club 5 Twining on Painting - - - - 31 Ure'B Dictionary of Arts, etc. - - 31 BIOGRAPHY. Bell's Lives of the British Poets - - 17 Collins's Life of Collins . . - - 8 Dunham's Pearly Writers of Britain - 17 ,, Lives of the British Dramatists 17 Forster'sStatesmenoftheCommonwealth 17 Foss's Judges of England - - - 11 Gleig's British Military Commanders - 17 Grant (Mrs.) Memoir and Correspondence 11 Head's Memoirs of Cardinal Pacca - 13 Humphreys's Black Prince - - - 14 James's Eminent Foreign Statesmen • 17 Kindersley's De Bayard - - • . 16 Leslie's Life of Constable - - - 18 Maunder's BiographicalTreasurr - -22 Roscoe's Lives ofEminent Britisn Lawyers 17 Russell's Bedford Correspondence 6 Shelley'sLiterary Men of Ital^, etc. - 17 ,, Eminent French Writers • 17 Sonthey's Lives of the British Admirals - 17 „ Life of Wesley - - - - 29 Pages Southey's Life and Correspondence - 29 Stephen's Ecclesiastical Biography - 29 Taylor's Loyola ----- 30 Townsend's Twelve eminent Judges • 31 Waterton's Autobiography and Essays - 33 BOOKS OF GENERAL UTILITY. 5 6 7 17 11 13 14 14 IS 18 Acton's (Eliza) Cookery Book Black's "Treatise on Brewing . - - Cabinet Lawyer (The) - - - - Donovan's Domestic Economy Foster's Hand book of Literature - Hints on Etiquette . - - - Hudson's Executor's Guide - - - „ On Making Wills London's Self Instruction ,, (Mrs.) Amateur Gardener Maunder'sTreasury of Knowledge • ,, Scientificand Literary Treasury ,, Treasury of History ,, Biographical Treasury - ,, Natural History - . - Parkes's Domestic Duties ... Pocket and the Stud _ - . - Pycroft's Course of English Reading ,, Collegian's Guide ... Reader's Time Tables . - - . Recce's Medical Guide - . - - Rich's Companion to the Latin Dictionary Riddle's Latin Dictionaries and Lexicon Robinson's Art of Curing, Pickling, etc. ,, Art of Making British Wines, Rowton's Debater . - - - - Short Whist Stud (The) for Practical Purposes Thomson's Management of Sick Room - ,, Interest Tables Webster's Encycl. of Domestic Economy BOTANY AND GARDENING. Ball on the Cultivation of Tea Callcott's Scripture Herbal Conversations on Botany Evans's Sugar Planter's Manual Henslow's Botany . - - . Hoare On the Grape Vine on Open Walls ,, On the Roots of Vines - Hooker's British Flora . . - ,, Guide to Kew Gardens Llndley's Theory of Hortictilture ,, Introduction to Botany - ,, Synopsis of British Flora • Loudon's Hortus BritannicuE - ,, Hortus Lignosus Londinensis ,, Encyclopedia of Trees & Shrubs ,, ,, Gardening „ Encyclopsdia of Plants - ,, Self-Instruction for Gardeners ,, (Mr.) Amateur Gardener - Rivers's Rose Amateur's Guide Rogers's Vegetable Cultivator - Schleiden's Botany, by Lankester - =*r London: Printed by M. Masow, Ivy Lane, Paternoster Row. Pages CHRONOLOGY. Allen on the Rise of the Royal Prero- gative, etc. --"'"$ Blair's ChronologicalTables . - - 6 Bunsen's Ancient Egypt - - - 7 Nicolas's Chronology of History - - 1/ COMMERCE AND MERCANTILE AFFAIRS. Banfield and Weld's Statistics Gilbart's Treatise on Banking - - 1 Gray's Tables of Life Contingencies - 1 Lorimer's Letters to a Master Mariner - 1 M'CuUoch's Uictionary of Commerce - S Reader's Time Tables - - - - 2 Steel's Shipmaster's Assistant - - - 2 Thomson's Tables of Interest - . - S VValford's Customs' Laws - - - 3 GEOGRAPHY AND ATLASES. Butler's Ancient and Modern Geography ,, Atlas of General Geography De Strzelecki's New South Wales - Erman's Travels through Siberia - - Forster's Historical Geography of Arabia Hall's Large Library Atlas ,, Railway Map of England Johnston's General Gazetteer M'CuUoch's Geographical Dictionary Mitchell's Australian Expedition - Murray's Encyclopedia of Geography HISTORY AND CRITICISM. Bell's History of Russia . - - - Blair's Chron. and Historical Tables Bloomfield's Edition of Thucydides Bunsen's Ancient Egypt - - - (load's Memorandum . . . - Conybeare and Howson's St. Paul - Cooley's Maritime and Inland Uiscorery Crowe's History of France De Sismoudi's Fall of the Roman Empire ,, Italian Republics Dunham's History of Spain and Portugal ,, Europein the Middle Ages ,, History of the German Empire ,, Denmark, Sweden, and Norway ,, History of Poland . • - Dunlop's History of Fiction Eastlake's History of Oil Painting Eccleston's English Antiquities Foss's Judges of England ... Foster's European Literature - - - Fergus's United States of America Gibbon's Roman Empire . - - - Grant (Mrs.) Memoir andCorespoudence Grattan's History of Netherlands • Harrison On the English Language Haydon's Lectures on Pain ting and Design 12 Head's Memoirs of Cardinal Pacca - - 13 Humphreys's Black Prince - - - 14 Jeffrey's (Lord) Contributions - - 15 Keightley's Outlines of History - - 17 Kemble's Anglo-Saxons in England - 16 Macaulay's Essays ----- 20 „ History of England - - 19 Mackintosh's History of England - 17 ,, Miscellaneous Works . 20 M'CuUoch's Dictionary, Historical, Geo- graphical, and Statistical - - 20 Maunder's Treasury of History - - 21 Merivale's History of Rome - - - 22 Milner's Church History - - - 22 Moore's History of Ireland - . - 17 Moaheim's Ecclesiastical History - - 23 Mure's Ancient Greece • - - 23 Nicolas's Chronology of History Passages from Modern History - - ^ Ranke's History of the Reformation - 20 Rich's Companion to the Latin Dictionary 26 Riddle's Latin Dictionaries - T „ " ?" Rogers's Essays from the Edinburgh Rev. 26 Rome. History of - - ■ * ' ^Z Russell's Bedford Correspondence - 6 Scott's History of Scotland - - ' }J Smith's (S.) Lectures on Moral Philosophy 28 Southey's Doctor, etc. - - - - 29 Stebbing's History of the Christian Church I Church History Stephen's Essays . . - - Switzerland, History of - - • Sydney Smith's Works - - - Taylor's Loyola . - - - Thirhvall's History of Greece - Tooke's Histories of Prices Townsend's State Trials . . - Twining's Philosophy of Painting - Zumpt's Latin Grammar - - - JUVENILE BOOKS. Amy Herbert 27 Earl's Daughter (The) - - - - 27 Gertrude 27 Gower's Scientific Phenomena - - 11 Howitt's Boy's Country Book - - - 14 „ Children's Year - - - 13 Laneton Parsonage ----- 27 Mrs. Marcet's Conversations - - 20,21 Margaret Percival ----- 27 Marryat's Masterman Ready - - -21 ,, Privateer's-Mau - - - 21 ,, Settlers in Canada - - 21 ,, Mission; or, Scenes in Africa 21 Osborne's Oceanus - - - - 24 Passages from Modern History - - 28 Pycroft's Course of English Reading - 25 Twelve Years Ago : a Tale . - - 31 MEDICINE. Bull's Hints to Mothers - • • 7 „ Management of Children - • 7 Copland's Dictionary of Medicine - • 8 EUiotson's Human Physiology - - 10 Latham On Diseases of the Heart • - 16 Moore On Health, Disease, and Remedy 22 Pereira On Food and Diet - - - 25 Reece's Medical Guide - • • • 26 Thomson On Food - - - - - 80 MISCELLANEOUS. Allen on Royal Prerogative - - - 6 Blakey's Philosophy of Mind • - - 6 Coad's Memorandum - - . - 8 Colton's Lacon - - - - - - 8 De Morgan On Probabilities - - - 17 De Strzelecki's New South Wales - - 9 Dresden Gallery ----- 9 Dunlop's History of Fiction • - - 10 Gower's Scientific Phenomena - - 11 Graham's English - - « . 11 Grant's Letters from the Mountains - 11 Hooker's Kew Guide - - - - 13 Howitt's Rural Life of England - - 14 ,, Visits to Remarkable Places - 14 ,, RuralandSocialLifeof Germany 14 Jeffrey's (Lord) Contributions - - 15 Kay on Education, etc. in Europe - - 16 Loudon's (Mrs.) Lady's Country Companion 18 Macaulay's Critical and Historical Essays 20 Mackintosh's (Sir J.) Miscellaneous Works 20 Maltland's Church in the Catacombs - 20 Necker DeSaussure's on Education - 23 TO Messrs. LONGMAN and Co.'s CATALOGUE. Pages - 25 - 25 - 25 Pascal's Miscellaneous Writing* - „ Provincial Letters Plunkett On the Navy - - - Pycroft'B Collegian's Guide - - - I'o ,, Course of English Reading - 25 Rich's Compauion to the Latin Dictionary 26 Richter's Levana - • • - - 26 Riddle's Latin Dictionaries and Lexicon 26 Rowton's Debater ----- 26 Sandford's Paroehialia - - - - 2/ Seaward's Narrative of his Shipwreck - 27 Sir Roifer De Coverley - - - 28 Southey's Common-Place Book • - 29 „ Doctor, etc. - - - - 29 Stow's Training Svstem - - - - 30 Sydney Smith's \Vorks - - • 28 Thomson on Food of Animals, etc. - - 30 Townsend's State Trials - - - - 31 Walker's Chess Studies - - - - 32 Willoughby's (Lady) Diary - - - 32 Zumpt's Latin Grammar - - - - 32 NATURAL HISTORY IN GENERAL. Callow's Popular Concholo^ - - • 7 Doubleday's Butterdies and Moths - 9 Kphemera and Young on the Salmon - 10 Gray and Mitchell's Oruitholog)' - - 12 Kirby and Speuce's Entomology - - 16 Lee's Taxidermy 18 ,, Elements'of Natural History - - 18 Maunder's Treasury of Natural History 21 Stephens' British Beetles - . - 29 Swainson on the Study of Natural History 17 ,, Animals - - - - 17 ,, Quadrupeds . - . - 17 ,, Birds 17 ,, Animals in Menageries - 17 ,, Fish, Amphibia, and Reptiles 17 ,, Insects - - - - 17 ,, Malacology - - - • 17 ,, Habits anil Instincts - - 17 ,, Taxidermy - - - - 17 Turton's Shells of the British Islands - 31 Waterton's Essays on Natural History - 32 Westwood's Classification of Insects - 32 Youatt's The Dog 32 The Horse - - . . 32 NOVELS AND WORKS OF FICTION^ | Pages Loudon's, of Agriculture - - - - 19 ,, of Plants - - ... 19 ,, of Rural Architecture . - 19 M'CuUoch's Geographical Dictionary - 20 Dictionary of Commerce Dunlop's History of Fiction . - - 10 E6tvos' Village Notary - - - - 10 Hall's Midsummer Eve - - - 12 Lady Willoughby's Diary - - - 32 Landor's Fountain of Arethusa - - 16 Madame De Malguet - - - - 20 Marryat'g Masterman Ready - - - 21 ,, Privateer's-Man - - - 21 „ Settlers in Canada - - - 21 ,, Mission ; or. Scenes in Africa - 21 Sinclair's Sir Edward Graham - - - 27 Sir Roger de Coverley - - - - 28 Southev's Doctor, etc. - - - • 29 Twelve Years Ago : a Tale ... 31 ONE VOLUME ENCYCLOP>EDIAS AND DICTIONARIES. Blalne'n, of Rural Sports - . . - fi Brande'K, of Science, Literature, and Art 7 Copland's, of Medicine . - . - 8 Cresy'g, of Civil Kngiueering - - - 9 Gwilt's, of Architecture - - - - 12 Johnson's Farmer .... - 16 Johnston's Geographical Dictionary - 16 Loudnn's,of Trees and Shrubs - - 19 ,, of Gardening .... 19 Murray's Encyclopacdiaof Geography Ure's Arts, Manufactures, and Mines Webster's Domestic Economy POETRY AND THE DRAMA. Aikin's (Dr.) British Poets Flowers and their Kindred Thoughts Fruits from the Garden and Field - Goldsmith's Poems, illustrated Gray's Elegy, illuminated ... Hey's Moral of Flowers - . . - ,, Sylvan Musings - . _ - Kent's Aletheia - - . - . L. E. L.'s Poetical Works Linwood's Anthologia Oxoniensis • Macaulay's Lays of Ancient Rome - Mackay's Eni;lish Lakes - - - . Montgomery's Poetical Works Moore's Irish Melodies - - . - ,, LallaRookh . . . . ,, Poetical Works . . . . ,, Songs and Ballads ... Shakspeare, by Bowdler ... Southey's Poetical Works . . . ,, British Poets .... Swain's English Melodies . . - Taylor's Virgin Widow - _ . . Thomson's Seasons, illustrated ,, with Notes, by Dr. A. T Thomson POLITICAL ECONOMY AND STATISTICS. Banfield and Weld's Statistics - - 5 Gilbart's Treatise on Banking - ■ - 11 Gray's Tables of Life Contingencies - 12 Kay on the SocialCondition, etc. of Europe 16 Laing's Notes of a Traveller - - - 16 M'CuUoch's Geographical, Statistical,and Historical Dictionary • - - 20 M'CuUoch's Dictionary of Commerce . 20 ,, On Succession to Property • 20 „ On Taxation and Funding - 20 ,, Statistics of the British Empire 20 Marcet's Conversations on Polit. Economy 21 Tooke's Histories of Prices - - - 31 RELIGIOUS AND MORAL WORKS, ETC. Amy Herbert, edited by Rev. W. Sewell Blakey on Christianity - . . - Bloomfield's Greek Testament ,, College and Schoolditto - ,, Lexicon to Greek Testament Book of Ruth (illuminated) Burder's Oriental Customs Burns's Christian Philosophy - Callcott's Scripture Herbal' - Conybeare and Howson's St. Paul - Cook's Edition of the Acts Cooper's Sermons . . - - Dale's Domestic Liturgy Dibdin's Sunday Library - Discipline ..... Earl's Daughter (The) ... Ecclesiastes (illuminated) Englishman's Hebrew Concordance „ Greek Concordance Etheridge's Acts and Epistles CLASSIFIED INDEX. Pages Forster's Historical Geofn^aphy of Arabia 11 Gertrude, edited by the Rev. \V. Sewell - 27 Hook's (Dr.) Lertures on Passion Weelt 13 Home's Introduction to the Scriptures - 13 „ Compendinra of ditto - - 13 Howson's Sunday Evening - - - 14 Jameson's Sacred and I, ejfendary Art - 15 ,, Monastic Legends - - - 15 Jebb's Translation of the Psalms - - 15 Jeremy Taylor's Works - - - - 15 Kip's Christmas in Rome - - • 16 „ Early Conaicts of Christianity - 16 Laneton Parsonage ----- 27 - 18 Letters to my Unknown Friends ,, on Happiness Maitland's Church in the Catacomb ,, on Prophecy Margaret Percival ... Marriage Service (illuminated) Maxims, etc. of the Saviour - Milner's Church History - Miracles of Our Saviour Montgomery's God and Man - Moore on the Power of the Soul - „ on the Use of the Body „ on .Man and his Motives Morell's Philosophy of Reliyion Mosheim's Ecclesiastical History - Neale's Closinir Scene - . . Newman's (3. H.) Discourses Paley's Evidences, etc., by Potts - Parablesof Our Lord Parkes's Domestic Duties Pascal's Works, by Pearce Ranke's Reformation - - . Sandford's Parochialia - Sermon on the Mount (The) - Sinclair's Journey of Life - - - 28 ,, Business of Life - - - 28 Sketches (The) 28 Smith's (G.) Perilous Times - - - 28 M Religion of Ancient Britain 28 I, Sacred Annals - - . 23 „ (J.) St. Paul's Shipwreck - - 28 (S.) Lectures on Moral Philosophy 28 Soaraes's Latin Church Solomon's Song (illuminated) - ^outhey•s Life of Wesley Stebbing's Christian Church - M Reformation - Stephen's Church of Scotland ,, (Sir J.) Essays - Sydney Smith's Sermons Tate's History of St. Paul Tayler's (Rev. C. B.) Margaret _ »'. •« Lady Mary - Taylor's (J.) Thumb Bible - . ,, (Isaac) Lovola Tomhne s Introduction to the Bible Turner's Sacred History Twelve Years Ago - . Walker's Elementa Litnrgica - Wilberforce's View of Christianity Wjlou^hby's (Lady) Diary . . 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