1'IBRARY OF THE UNIVERSITY Of ILLINOIS 823 \W 85G2d THE O.V.H. LONDON : ROBSON AND SONS, PRINTERS, PANCRAS ROAD, N.W. THE O.V.H. OR HOW MR. BLAKE BECAME AN M.F.I1 By WAT. BRADWOOD. IN THREE VOLUMES. VOL. I. LONDON: CHAPMAN AND HALL, 193 PICCADILLY. 1869. [All rights reserved. ] r*3 8^5 v. X TO EVERY M. F. H. WHO CAN SEE HIS HOUNDS OVERRIDDEN WITHOUT LOSING HIS TEMPER, AND TO ANY YOUNG LADY WHO SHALL BE UNCONSCIOUS THAT SHE IS EITHER PRETTY OR CLEVER, &{j« Cottttirg JlJtfitjj IS IN GOOD FAITH DEDICATED. April 1869. 0° 1 s c Digitized by the Internet Archive in 2010 with funding from University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign http://www.archive.org/details/ovhorhowmrblakeb01wood CONTENTS OF VOL. I. CHAP. i. In Medias Ees PAGE I il Mr. Blake discovers an Error 15 III. EUBY EXPLAINS MATTERS . 29 iv. General Inspection 39 v. Ashton Grove 56 vi. The Maule 73 vii. Overnight 94 viii. Before Breakfast . 109 tx. Recruiting 125 x. Mischief 143 xi. Mr. Blake at Home 175 xii. Ashton Spinnies 206 xiii. Second Horses 237 THE O.Y.H. CHAPTER I. IN MEDIAS RES. Mr. James Blake moodily picked his way through the pink flakes of a Llanberis trout. " Letters, sir," said the waiter of the period, as he deposited a tray full of docu- ments on the breakfast-table. Mr. Blake was rather precise in money- matters. There were no such things as bills unpaid, or "to bills delivered," to swell his correspondence at so late a date from quarter-day as the 5th of August. He carefully scanned the outside of two or VOL. i. B Z THE O.V.II. three dubious-looking circulars that bore claims of extra postage for their peregrina- tions in search of him. Two he selected and condemned unopened. " You may take these back to the post- office, and pay no postage for them, waiter," said he, as he recognised the handwriting, — a seedsman's circular soliciting the pa- tronage of a champion swede, — and divined the contents of the touting pamphlet of an importunate wine-company that was eager for his custom. Then to business. From the remaining enclosures he se- lected as the basis of operations an en- velope addressed to himself at the Victoria Hotel, Llanberis, in that transition style of fist that marks the schoolboy's hand at an au'e when he has beo-un to shake off the malformations engendered by the im- positions of lower-school days. IN MEDIAS RES. 3 The pith of a boy's as of a woman's letter is sure to lie in the finale, or post- script : "I shall he at Carnarvon 3.30, and will drive straight over. Leave word where you are srone to. "Your affectionate cousin, " C. R. Blake. "P.S. Old Monsell died of apoplexy yesterday; we heard it this morning. I really am sorry, though he was so rude about that rioting puppy of his at En- glefield Gorse. Here's a chance for you, old boy — someone is sure to be wanted to take his hounds; and if you really think of standing for the east division, it will help to get you better known in the place than anything else. Cub-hunt- ing will begin in another three weeks, 4 THE O.V.H. and they are sure to have a meeting of the Hunt as soon as the funeral is cleared off. We'll talk about it to-morrow. "C. R. B." "What will the boy want next?" grunted Mr. James Blake, as he proceeded to unravel and decipher a draft for min- ing-shares, an application from his agent for lease of a house on the New Steyne, Brighton, a begging -letter, and a sum- mons to a committee-meeting of the Wind- ham. Mr^ Blake — " Jemmy Blake," as he was denominated by his friends, and even most casual acquaintances all the world over — was rather abstracted as he lay on the grass and lighted his morning ha- vannah, to facilitate his study of the Field and other sporting-papers that had reached him by that Monday's post. IN MEDIAS RES. 5 His young cousin cannot possibly ar- rive much before 3 p.m. Meantime, some more definite introduction of each will not be out of place. A man's name and its adaptations go far to define his real character and ex- ternal appearances. Jemmy Blake was like a majority of other Jemmies — middle height, five feet nine inches, middle aged (a relative term — children called him a nice middle-aged man; elderly folk styled him a well-behaved young man). He had completed his thirtieth year; he had full and sandy mutton - chop whiskers, and brown frizzly hair; no particular charac- teristic beauty of physiognomy, but a broad expression of grim good -humour, that would forbid any but a rival or enemy to call him a plain man. Easy- going good temper was stamped, too, plainly in his face — not that he was by b THE O.V.H. any means a fool, far from it, especially in money - matters ; but he was that sort of man who would never pick a quarrel if he could help it — not only from dis- like to the existence of personal enmity, but literally from sheer indolence, which made him grudge the trouble of bearing malice to anyone. He had obtained a berth in the Mo- narch during his last summer at Eton, done two years' hard duty in his college torpid, and at last gained promotion to a place in the bows of the eight, a credit- able third upon the Isis. He went to chapel, if not regularly, at least with suffi- cient decency to save any collision with the Dean; rode some three days a- week fairly straight to hounds, in an unosten- tatious black coat ; took his hand at whist or loo when required; never dunned an acquaintance for a debt if " forgotten ;" gave IX MEDIAS RES. 7 in his turn social and unexceptional 11 wines," and never was guilty of offering to any of his friends a bottle from an Ox- ford wine -merchant. He never was seen drunk; had no ambition for "honours;" but had only one second paper in schools, and invariably secured his testamur; and without having left any name in class, cricket, or boating lists as a landmark to posterity, was regretted by all contempo- raries when he put on his gown as a thoroughly easy-going and unselfish man. Jemmy Blake was not a man of large property, but he was decidedly comfort- ably off. He owned a street and four or five farms in the neighbourhood of Orle- ton, some houses at Brighton, of which the leases had lately fallen in, and a round sum in stocks and securities. He kept his chambers in St. James's, rented hunting- quarters in various localities from 8 THE O.V.H. year to year, had no settled home of his own, and was unobtrusively welcome every- where, and nowhere more so than at the house of his aunt, Lady Mary Blake. His pocket-money would be under -estimated at six thousand per annum, and it is need- less to add that he was still in single blessedness. His father and the husband of Lady Mary had been brothers. Cut off, the one by Indian climate, the other at the Redan, each had left an only son, who had grown up more like elder and younger brothers than even first-cousins. Jemmy had lost his mother even earlier than his father, and when released from the guardianship of Chancery was in every way an unencumbered man. Lady Mary Blake was sole mistress of the house and small property which Co- lonel Blake had left to her — his moiety of IN MEDIAS RES. 9 his father's estate in and about Orleton. The property had formerly no house at- tached to it, and the "Maule" — originally the " Maule Farm," though the latter term had been dropped for euphony when the transmogrification took place — was a snug and fairly-sized mansion added on to the more habitable portions of a quaint farm- house that had principally been used as a shooting-box by the Colonel, but which was now altered to a more elegant resi- dence by his relict in preference to her jointure-house in Wilton-place, S.W. She was a good, simple-minded, simple- hearted soul, Lady Mary ; few faults could her enemies have picked in her as a wife, fewer still as a widow ; as the former she had two idols, husband and son, to ab- stract her worship ; as the latter, only one, and in him was concentrated tenfold all the sterling treasure of a mother's love. 10 THE O.V.H. Fond she was without being altogether foolish ; she had wits enough to see his faults as well as his good points, of which latter he had many ; but she had still further wits sufficient to teach her to en- deavour to let the wisdom of experience and tacit yet gentle influence work cure for the future, without risking petulance or impatience by restraint, or trying to make her idol a mere automaton tied to her apron-string. Few lads had more liberty and license than Ruby Blake — Charles Rubens Blake, but known as "Ruby" exclusively since his nursery-days, in home, village, school, county, everywhere. Few suffered less and gained more by free agency, or were more trustworthy, from the fact that the existence of truth and trust were never for an instant called in question. Jemmy Blake and Ralph Romilly (of IN MEDIAS RES. 1 1 whom more anon) used teasingly to say that it was a pity that Ruby was not born a girl. So far as external appearances and many points of his disposition were con- cerned, Xature might have made a mistake when she modelled him slight, lathy, regu- lar-featured, child-faced, rosy, and golden- haired. Yet those who had known him unflinchingly bear his share as bow of the Eton eight in a neck -and -neck struggle from Henley Island for the Ladies' Plate, or had seen his slight physique and lathy stride in the previous spring wear down the whole field for the school steeplechase, as in the last half-mile the holding plough and severity of pace told successively upon the "favourite," till none of that muddy and tattered train were within thirty yards of him at the Brocas "run in," — would own that the girlish face and physique concealed a man's heart and thorough-bred 12 THE O.V.H. pluck, only skin-deep, under those false colours. All out-door game was sport to Rub}'. Better mounted by an idolising mother than most lads of his age, his light weight could show a good pair of heels to the best of the field, especially when rains had been heavy, enclosures were large, and hounds running hard upon grass. He was now coming down for a couple of days' small-fry Welsh-trout fishing with his quasi uncle or brother, Jemmy Blake, and to proceed in quest of salmon in the Tay till the Orleton partridges were ready for destruction, but fully determined in his own mind to bully his indolent rela- tive into taking up practically the master- ship of the Old Vale hounds, the neigh- bouring pack to the Orleton hunt, and blessed with a superior grass country ; in whose company, located at the Crown and IN MEDIAS RES. 13 Sceptre, Creswick, Jemmy had spent most of the previous hunting-season, alternating, on non- hunting da) T s, between his public and the Maule, and accompanied, at least once a week, by Ruby, who was glad enough to exchange the sticky ploughs of Orleton for the stiff - bound blackthorn fences of the Old Vale, whenever school and home-ties were complaisant to liberate him. On one school-holiday he had actually the audacity to obtain a fictitious leave for dinner with an accommodating incumbent, who allowed him to take his name in vain, and to slip by the G. "W. R. in time for second horses and second fox at a meet not more than a hundred miles away. But trains for return were not so accom- modating as for exit. His absence was de- tected ; and Ruby, having been " swished" with due orthodoxy, did not risk a further 14 THE O.V.H. rupture with the authorities by any other such experiments. But the grassy slopes and flying fences of the Old Vale had stung his ambition and put him out of conceit with the agri- cultural aspect of the Orleton country. No wonder that he rose so readily to the chance that seemed to offer itself of defi- nitely domesticating his accommodating relative in the country he courted, and moreover in a position whence, as general manager of a lar^e stud, he would be better able to supply " mounts" when a spare day could be snatched; and which would no doubt, if accepted, induce him to settle down, at least for the season, in some rentable country-house instead of gadding about, coming and going from pothouse to public, according to the convenience of meets, as was too much the tendency of Jemmy Blake in the late hunting-season. CHAPTER II. MR. BLAKE DISCOVERS AX ERROR. We have said that Mr. James Blake was a bachelor. His very tone and looks forbade the idea that he was trammelled by any such encumbrance as a wife ; yet were he placed under the screw of the confessional during that current summer, Jemmy might avouch that his present singleness of exist- ence was his misfortune rather than his fault. As a rule, Jemmy was not a ladies'- man — not that he was awkward or a " gowk ;" his manners were quite the pink of politeness — not that he was un genial or disagreeable in their society; he was too 16 THE O.V.H. unselfish in disposition, too "jolly" in ex- pression, though taciturn, to be voted an odious or ugly man. His pet corns de- terred him from croquet, his natural indol- ence damped waltzing aspirations, and for him lancers and quadrilles, ne vaudraient pas la chandelle. For dinner quaint origi- nality made him, when in the vein, the most agreeable companion that any woman of the period could desire as escort from the drawing-room; and there were auspi- cious occasions when, on rejoining the ladies, he had been known to come so far out of his shell as to utter a comic song ; not one of the vulgar school of mongrel, Champagne-Charlie melodies that run riot in our music-halls and. delight the ears of rampant counterskippers and blase clerks, but one of the old school, quaint and re- fined, yet comical as Jemmy himself and antique as his grandsire. It is on record, MR. BLAKE DISCOVERS AX ERROR. 17 moreover, that Jemmy, to fill a sudden and unexpected vacancy in an amateur corps dramatique of gentlemen only, was induced at the special behest of Ruby to do the Thespian, while the greatest " hits" of the final performance were his imper- sonification of the minor parts of the love- lorn milkman to Ruby as the coquettish Area-belle, and of Quasimodo to the same young gentleman as Esmeralda (burlesque). Yet with all these casual variations from his general tone and inclinations, exception proved the truth of the rule, and Jemmy himself could not deny that women bored him so long as he could ride to hounds, stalk through turnips, or throw his fly by daytime, and enjoy his weed and rubber as a preventative to dyspepsia at eventide. But Jemmy was fond of children ; if the adage may hold true, all good people vol. i. c 18 THE O.V.H. are like him in this respect. It was the conventionality and affectation of the ma- jority of young women that wearied him of their society ; it was the straightforward originality of children that had a charm for him. As he had confided to Ralph Romilly years ago, he "would not so much mind marrying to have two or three good little brats of his own, but he had not the pluck to face a wife — and so he was choked off from matrimony." Children always took to him sponta- neously, not that he went out of his way to bribe their friendship with dolls, tops, or sugar-plums — he had generally made a friend of a brat before he troubled himself to cement the alliance with any such appli- ances of this world's goods ; but his phy- siognomy and tone had much to do with his influence, and many a wilful brat that despised governesses and sulked even at MR. BLAKE DISCOVERS AX ERROR. 19 parents would flinch from Jemmy's look of astonished displeasure, and yield to his half- hinted rebuke the obedience which temper and passion had denied to the beck and call of more orthodox authority. Had Jemmy been asked before a com- mittee of his views upon education and the management of children, he would probably, after an analysis of his due principles, have agreed that though, following the orders of the old school (Jemmy was conservative in •all points), there was nothing like a " lick- ing to make a child grow," and, theoreti- cally, corporal punishment should always be held in reservation in the background ; yet, practically, if influence of eye and ani- mus could not effect all that was wanted in nine cases out of ten, the error lay not in the material of the youthful mind so much as in the gauclierie of the educational artisan, who could not plan or practise the 20 THE O.V.H. proper system of training and moulding his work to a pure and perfect model. But it was this same tendency for chil- dren that slowly developed a new phase, and burnt insensibly Jemmy's fingers be- fore he was fully aware of his position. Among all his proteges none had for the last dozen years, since first he had ranked himself an Oxford "man," had greater claims for him or he for her than a second- cousin once removed — Georgie Warren. Jemmy had never any tendency or pre- dilection for ceremony or conventionality of any sort. None of his proteges ever ex- pected to hear from him any other appel- lation than that which had fallen to them from their godfathers and godmothers; and, least of all, would one who could claim relationship, however distant, have fallen in any other category. For many years had Georgie been a privileged romp MR. BLAKE DISCOVERS AN ERROR. 21 with him, and it was with misgivings that he was playing false and violating a pledge of friendship that Jemmy, some five years ago, welcomed her, after six months' ab- sence and a first half at a boarding-school, with a mere shake of the hand, to the exclusion of the more paternal kiss that had ever till then been a passport between them. But if conventionality had at last raised this barrier, cordiality received no lack on either side. The Colonel, her father, rented one of Jemmy's own houses .at the London -super -Mare, and not only did business matters and change of air often bring Jemmy down to that locality, but the Maule welcomed at all seasons Georgie's form and face as readily as it did the grim good-humour of Jemmy. The Sussex downs and Orleton bridle- roads had witnessed many a tete-a-tiie ride at all times and seasons, varied on and 22 THE O.V.H. oif with the company of Ruby, whom the seniority of a short year seemed to privi- lege Georgie to pat figuratively on the back and to patronise as an authorised elder sister. And this went on till, in the past month of May, Georgie was defined as formally " out," was presented at Court, and allowed the run of a London season. Jemmy Blake, as before explained, kept his chambers in St. James's, and had al- ways a good hack or two at command when he chose to idle a few weeks in town and seek air in the Row. He really had an ear for music, and never had failed to secure his stall at Her Majesty's ; but this season, for no rhyme or reason, the stall expanded to a box of which no one were more frequent occupants than Colonel and Miss Warren. Perhaps Jemmy had never found out or realised the fact that Georgie was, if MR. BLAKE DISCOVERS AX ERROR. 23 not a regular -featured statuesque beauty, at least a pretty, piquant, child-faced belle, sufficient to make her, especially as an only and orphan daughter, the cynosure of many of the jeiinesse cloree and sans- soucie of the summer metropolis. Yet, strange to say, he still teasingly called her " Baby," or " my dear child," as often as by her own name ; and Georgie, though ready to stand on dignity with many a downy- whiskered whipper-snapper, as a matter of course endured and enjoyed the petting and scolding and occasional snubbing that Jemmy Blake was pleased to put upon her. And Jemmy, as before said, had ab- jured dancing ; and even Georgie opened her eyes when, one evening at Lady Cur- zon's, Jemmy actually volunteered and per- formed a brace of very creditable waltzes with her. This was but a flash in the 24 THE O.V.H. pan ; the unwonted exercise, coupled with Jemmy's utter want of condition, so upset his head and ruined his appetite for sup- per, that he never was guilty of the same frivolity again ; and this imposed inertium, coupled with a hitherto unknown sensa- tion of uncharitableness that seemed to pervade him when he beheld young Clif- ford of the Royals, heir presumptive to the best part of a Welsh county, securing three round dances in an evening, and too often finding excuses for dropping in at lunch -times, and making unexpected rencontres in the Row, had something to do with an unaccountable feeling of rest- lessness that seized the usually indolent soul, and spurred him in solitude to the banks of the winding Dove, and thence to the Welsh lakes, ere ever the mayfly had left the water. But Jemmy was still restless, and ten MR. BLAKE DISCOVERS AN ERROR. 25 clays later saw him once more in his quar- ters in St. James's, or riding as before with his protege neath noonday sun in Rotten Row ; while gradually the dormant truth began to realise itself to his stubborn, coy, yet hardly unwilling soul, that the crea- ture he had petted and liked as a child, he had insensibly learnt to love as a woman. For a month or more Jemmy buried and banished the reality as often as it rose within him, the more society had a charm for him that he could not or would not define to himself; till one day, under the discussion of his morning havannah, the question suddenly struck his con- science as to whether he was justified, to himself no less than Georgie and the Colonel, in concealing his change of ideas and purpose, or in playing the patron when he could no longer deny to himself that he was really fostering the lover. 26 THE O.Y.H. Without recapitulating in detail the old, old story — old as man himself, and which daily rings the changes of a few hack- neyed variations of form and phrase ; a language as much the offspring of eye and gesture as of mere lip-service — we may conclude by saying, that before the week was out, during one of the ac- customed tcte-a-tcte rides, Jemmy sifted his conscience and screwed his resolution to sticking- point, and after a legitimate amount of beating the bush, blurted out to Georgie's astonished ears the tale of his transformation as regarded herself. And she, half- in credulous, half- sur- prised, mortified for Jemmy's rather than her own sake, hung fire, as if in shy con- fusion for a second or two, and then stam- mered : " Jemmy, how could you ! I can't — you can't, you don't mean it, do you? I MR. BLAKE DISCOVERS AN ERROR. 27 always thought you were my uncle, or like something of the sort." But Jemmy drew in his horns like a shot ; and, contrary to his usual good- breeding — only excusable under his dis- trait annoyance, and the utter emptiness of Kensington-gardens at noon-day — stuffed a cigar into his mouth, burnt his fingers in lighting it, and then said slowly through his teeth : " Never mind, I didn't mean to tease you, child. Cross the road, and let us ride in the shade." And the ride home was a dead silence. Two days later Jemmy did what he had never been guilty of before — crossed Channel, and spent a month in Paris and the Continent in general. Then accepting a run in Lord Yalehampton's (his uncle's) yacht, from Cherbourg to Cowes, found his way to London, to get his hair cut and 28 THE O.V.H. overhaul his breech-loaders ; and making the appointment in question with Ruby, who had been kicking his heels at home since election Saturday, sneaked off to Bangor for a night, and thence to the Victoria, till the young one should join him to chase care from his seat en croupe. CHAPTER III. RUBY EXPLAINS MATTERS. Jemmy Blake was so bored with himself and his own company that he chartered a car by noon, and set off in quest of Rnby at Carnarvon station. The Holyhead train disgorged that young gentleman at the appointed time, faultlessly got up in gray tweed, with a portmanteau bigger than himself, and an unlimited number of fish- ing-rods and landing-nets. He soon dc- posited himself on the seat of the car, vis-a- vis to Jemmy. " What on earth made you go abroad, you old stupid ? Why couldn't you wait 30 THE O.V.H. till the beginning of the holidays and take me with you ?" " I couldn't waitj Ruby — I wanted some- thing to do. But I'll go again now if you want a nurse to take you there." "No, it doesn't matter; I'd rather stick to the salmon. I never killed one in my life, and feel as fit as a flea to land one." " We'll see when we get there next week ; meantime, try whether you can throw a trout-fly without flicking it off this afternoon. How are the horses ?" " Yours are in physic ; Owen had them up this week. I've been riding Lady with Georgie the last week or two since I came back — Hotspur's too slow for me another season, I think. He goes sweetly in har- ness ; we tried him on Monday with Aaron the breaker, and he went as if he had been at it all his life. Mamma's going to put him to station and hack work, and get me an- EUBY EXPLAINS MATTERS. 31 other — or rather, you are to look out for one before I go up to Oxford." " You at Oxford !" grunted Jemmy ; "you've no business to leave school for the next three years. What are you in such a hurry about ? — you'll never pass matricula- tion." " I passed it last half, silly ; and I'm eighteen, as you know, next month. Don't call everyone a child because you are in your dotage. Stop ; did you get my letter? You'll see about the Vale Hunt at once, won't you?" "Anything else you would like?" Jemmy growled, but without that dogged look of resistance that he had often worn when combating some wild whim of Ruby's, to which he had in the long-run to strike his colours. " Nothing that I should like better, old boy, and so will you, if you will shako off 32 THE O.V.H. dull sloth and have a shot at the thing. It will do you a world of good at the election, if you really mean to go in for that ; and as for expense, you don't spend enough money as it is, and there are plenty of subscriptions." Dark visions and forebodings rose be- fore Jemmy Blake's eyes of drunken whips and an unsound stud, kennel lameness and casual rabies, subscriptions in arrears, farmers obdurate, bills for earth-stopping, county -court claims, missing poultry and trampled wheat. Yet one glance at Ruby's face was enough to aid a brighter side to show itself — of scot-and-lot voters judici- ously conciliated, of pleasures as well as cares of office, of beavers doffed at cover- side in courteous welcome, of the inde- pendence of his own horn at the pommel, of himself the cynosure of drawing-room curiosity in a new county (strange per- RUBY EXPLAINS MATTERS. 33 version this of Mr. Blake's former doctrines and tenets of womanhood), of employment, excitement, distraction, to say nothing of digestion, at a time when of all others the former incentives, if not the latter, were most wanting to him. But Jemmy did not change his mind in a hurry ; and even if he should avow no especial dislike to the course proposed to him by Ruby, he was not the man to violate modesty by proposing himself to a nearly strange Hunt as a new M.F.H., and that before his pre- decessor had been safely screwed down in his coffin. But after a five-minutes' cogitation, dur- ing which Jemmy had recourse to his in- variable havannah, and Ruby dived into the columns of the Field, the former looked up, and said in a very measured way, "I don't know, Ruby — it might do, and it might not. I should want a home, and VOL. I. d 34 THE O.V.H. haven't got one; I should want a stud, and where am I to find one? A pack of hounds aren't picked up every day, and I am not at all sure about money -matters. Besides, if I felt ever so inclined to try it for a season or so, I could not think of offering myself, and I can't see why they should be at all likely to pitch upon me. I have next to no land in the hunt, and have only been with them one season. I do not see my way at all; and more, if I succeeded in getting in for the east di- vision, I could never afford to do the two for a moment." " You talk as if you were a married man" (Jemmy winced), " with half-a-dozen mouths to provide for. You've only your- self to take care of, and you know you will never marry. I don't want you to go and cheek everybody by swaggering in at the next meeting, and saying you will hunt the RUBY EXPLAINS MATTERS. 35 county, before anybody has time to speak ; but that's no reason why you should not go there quietly and listen, or anyhow wait, till they decide something, and see if they send to you. Of course no one had had time to talk it over after old Monsell was gone ; but last season, when he was think- ing of giving up the hounds, a lot of the fellows at the Sceptre were thinking of you, said you were a bachelor" (again Jemmy bit his fingers), " lots of money, as idle as sin, and hard up for employment — just the man for the job. It was Ned Masters who met Georgie and me, and told us about old Monsell. He seemed not to think so much about the old boy as the hounds; and almost the first thing he said was, that my cousin ought to take them." " And if I did, where am I to live, pray ? and how about stables and hounds ? 36 THE O.V.H. Even if I could afford to keep hounds for a season or two, I could not build in that way on land that was not my own, and in a county where I shall never in all proba- bility be a resident." " Lots of houses — perhaps MonselTs it- self will be let. Old Mrs. M. hates the place like sin, and always draggd him to Brighton or Tonbridge Wells when the hunting was over. The kennels, you know, are across the road, and distant from the house ; and even if you could not live there, I daresay she would be glad to let them, instead of pulling them down ; that is, if you could find even a farmhouse any- where handy." " The house wants lots of repair. I'm not going to sink money in it." " That's her look-out, if she lets it to you furnished." RUBY EXPLAINS MATTERS. 37 " And where am I to find hounds and horses?"' " Horses ! Lots of them at Tattersall's. A good judge like you ought to make a profit instead of a loss by a stud at the end of a season ; and the hounds, I should think, will be kept together if the new Master wants them. Stick to it, old boy ! I'm sure you're game, if you only knew your own mind." And Jemmy, counter-argued and foiled in all objections, was fain to yield a con- ditional acquiescence. " Well, we'll see how matters go on by the next meeting of the Hunt. Don't you say a word about it to anyone. If you let the cat out of the bag that I have talked it over with you, 111 have nothing more to say to it — by Jove, I won't!" And Jemmy actually roused himself to energy in this final declaration. 38 THE O.V.H. " I'm game, I'm mum !" said Ruby. "Here, let's tumble out; I suppose this is our public," as they landed at the door of the Victoria. CHAPTER IV. GENERAL INSPECTION. Without being guilty of any breach of faith in betraying ulterior views of him- self and his ■ cousin, Ruby managed to keep himself, and thence his cousin, tho- roughly au courant as to the moves in pro- gress relative to the vacancy in the master- ship of the Old Vale hounds. Ked Masters, a sporting gentleman- farmer, son of a local clergyman, was his principal correspondent, stimulated to a great extent by a box of grouse that had fallen to Ruby's share, after a few days' roving upon Lord Valehampton's moor in Perthshire. 40 THE O.V.H. Through the communicative Masters Ruby soon ascertained that the funeral had gone very nicely, and, except that the foreman of old D'Aeth the undertaker had got rousing drunk after the obsequies had been paid, and had thrown his horses down at the Bramham-road level crossing of the G.W.R., so that the empty hearse, still sticking in the road when the Flying Dutchman came by, had been transmogri- fied into splinters and touchwood, and the horses unmercifully butchered, there was no great news or variety in that line. Mrs. Monsell was going at once to St. Leonards, to recruit her shattered nerves and console herself for her loss. Vale House was to be let at least for the next hunting-season, and there was to be a general meeting of the Hunt at the Hand and Sceptre on the 25th. Nothing could be going more satisfac- GENERAL INSPECTION. 41 torily. A few days before the general meet- ing was due, a letter from Sir John Marshall, an elderly heavy-weight of great momen- tum in the county, reached Jemmy at Vale- hampton Lodge, asking him indirectly, and simply on his own authority, whether he would feel inclined to assume the duties of M.F.H. of the O.V.H., should the pro- posals of the general meeting on the 25th instant find favour with Mr. Blake in the important arrangements of subscriptions and general finance, adding that the old kennels had been secured for at least a three -years' lease from old Mrs. Monsell, and that he believed the hounds and Vale House would equally be at the disposal of the next Master, and on very moderate terms. Xow that matters were becoming more imminent. Jemmy, who had for many days slept upon the former proposal and con- 42 THE O.V.E. ditional plan of Ruby's without any great qualm, nervousness, or nausea, began to wince, show diffidence, and wish himself out of the troubles which seemed so spon- taneously to be closing round him. He doubted himself, his nerve, his po- pularity, and his purse. He thought he had best leave well alone. The duties of M.F.H. were well enough for an unen- cumbered man of ten thousand a -year; but he heard before now of a certain earthern pot that would fain voyage in company with brazen pans, trusting for* sooth to compensate by its metallic con- fidence of disposition for the inferiority of composition; but its end was ruin and misery. Why should he not take warn- ing, and draw in his horns in time ? But Ruby was not to be denied of his pet scheme, and returned to the charge more strenuously than before, flattering GENERAL INSPECTION. 43 Jemmy's modesty, gibing his sloth, laud- ing his capacity ; and in Valehampton and the other guests of the Lodge he found sturdy allies to his purpose, who put on the screw so vigorously upon easy-going Jemmy on the evening of the arrival of the eventful letter of Sir J. Marshall, that he gasped out under the genial influence of a bottle of Chateau Margaux. " Anything, anything for a quiet life !" And after a surrender so unqualified and so public, no further attempt to escape or breach of parole could possibly be con- templated. Thus it was that on the afternoon of the 29th, in consequence of a formal mis- sive, countersigned by the leading mem- bers of the Old Vale Hunt, which had reached the Lodge on the evening of the 27th, Jemmy found his way to his reserved seat in the limited mail at Inverness — 44 THE O.V.H. accompanied by Ruby, who readily relin- quished the remains of the grouse that he might keep his protege out of mischief — and having settled himself down upon " travelling sticks," and stretched his legs well into the opposite seat, laid himself out to sleep over the monotony of the journey to Euston as best he could. And Ruby, though naturally loquacious, in considera- tion of his obedience and ready submission to his behests, bought up at Perth all sport- ing papers and magazines of all dates that he could lay his hands upon, and left him in peace to " gang his ain gait," and snore to his own satisfaction. Jemmy, in his matter-of-fact, cold- blooded way, had written to order " supper and tubs" at the Euston Hotel on their arrival at cockcrow. The former commodity they did full justice to — though to most Christians it GENERAL INSPECTION. 45 would have savoured more of a dejeuner — and the luxury of the latter must be simi- larly earned by wayfarers to be thoroughly aj^preciated. Fortified with a slight dose of rum-and- water as a nightcap, Jemmy, who had snored without intermission the whole jour- ney, left orders with the yawning " boots" to see him called at ten in the morning; and then, in defiance of Ruby's entreaties, who pleaded for a cat-hunt till the parks were opened, and then a swim in the Ser- pentine, tumbled straight off to bed, and dreamt that the sausages that had com- posed his late repast had been resurrection- ised to a pack of hounds, and he in their midst was sharing the fate of Action. By 3 p.m. next day the Flying Dutchman from Paddington had so far done its duty that Ruby and Jemmy were discussing a late lunch at Sir John Marshall's seat at Ashton 46 THE O.V.H. Grove. Two younger and more active mem- bers oftlie improvised committee, into whose hands the interests of the Hunt were for the time being delegated till some autocrat should be forced to take up the reins and responsibility of office, were also there to meet the expected guest, to drive there with him to inspect the Vale House and the kennels, and to aid him to draw a sketch of future finance. The delegates of the temporary union were Ned Masters and Captain Winthrop, a retired cavalry-officer, moneyed, but by no means comfortably set- tled under the dominion of a wife nomi- nally double his age and weight. Sir John had exerted himself to the utmost to pave the way for the expected Master, by conducing to the arrangements which have been before alluded to respect- ing the house and hounds of the defunct M.F.H. GENERAL INSPECTION. 47 The matters and details of subscriptions were soon laid before Jemmy, and old Gammon, the Ashton accountant, who had for years past officiated as dun and col- lector of the Hunt, at a premium of three per cent upon good debts, was called in from the still-room to submit his prospect of a balance-sheet. The Old Yale were a three-days-a-week pack, and the contributions of a fair sprin- kling of country gentlemen within the range filled up some twelve hundred pounds per annum, leaving in round num- bers another thousand to be found by the M.F.H. The general meeting had. more- over, voted for the current season a further sum of five hundred pounds, to be placed in the hands of Mr. Blake — should he or any really good judge of horseflesh accept the office — to be used unreservedly at his discretion in mounting the whips and ser- 48 THE O.V.H. vants of the Hunt. It was understood that Mr. Blake would have his own hounds, whether he compiled a new pack on his own account or thought it worth while to take to all or part of the kennels of the late Mr. Monsell. Jemmy also had a better eye for a horse than a hound, and dreaded the labour of advertisement and collection for a new pack so late in the season ; to say nothing of his knowledge of the shamble -legged, wall- sided, blear-eyed, riotous drafts that are always forced upon advertisers, perquisites of needy and greedy huntsmen, and war- ranted broke to "hunt anything," from a pig to a weasel ; and preferred, if the com- ing inspection confirmed the pleasing remi- niscences that he carried with him of the level and loyal " mixed" pack that had led him so often during the past season over the Old Vale, to take to Mr. Monsell's ken- GENERAL INSPECTION. 49 nels, or at least the working part of them, at the asset price suggested by the com- mittee as a fair one to the relict of the defunct M.F.H. ; viz. thirteen guineas a couple if he took the working lot of them down to last year's entry, and eleven gui- neas if he was agreeable to take the whole lot — young entry and brood -bitches in- cluded. The stud of the late Master was, to simplify matters, to go to the hammer at TattersalPs ; and insomuch as the servants' horses were the worse for wear, and the -elephantine weight-carriers of the defunct were too much of a good thing for Jemmy's 12st.7lb., this was the best possible arrange- ment. One important question remained to be put. Supposing the arrangements should suit Mr. Blake, and he should take the mastership, would he hunt the hounds him- self? or, if he preferred to keep an active VOL, I. e 50 THE O.V.H. instead of a mere kennel huntsman, had he any objection to keep on Dan Morgan, who had hunted for Mr. Monsell for the last five years, and had been well entered under Charles Payne in the Pytchley country ? In this respect also Mr. James Blake was agreeable to meet the views of the committee, so far as to keeping of Dan Morgan at least for the season; and for the present he considered the onus of mas- tership quite sufficient, without adding to his responsibilities by hunting hounds in prqprid persona. The next step was a visit to Yale House, five miles distant ; and there was just time to do the thing nicely before the 8 - p. m. dinner. Yale House was not as "fit" inside as modern conveniences might have made it. The furniture was all old-fashioned, and in GENERAL INSPECTION. 51 many cases the worse for wear; but new chintz in the sitting-rooms would brighten up matters; and the majority of the pic- tures were not to be moved for the current year. The billiard-table had a hill on one side of it, all the pockets had gutters lead- ins; to them, and the cushions were hard as nails ; but Thurston could send down and relay it. The bedrooms were useful, if not especially ornamental. The kitchen and cellars were good, for old Monsell had not been above the good things of this world, and could give one of the best dinners in the county. The stable," though not fitted with Adams's iron racks and mangers, or any such modern improvements, were clean, well drained and ventilated, containing fourteen stalls and five loose boxes. A special message had brought Simms, the agent, upon the scene before the in- spection was completed ; and the further UNIVERSITY OF ILLINOIS LIBRARY 52 THE O.V.H. proffered arrangements were speedily un- ravelled by him : cows and poultry left for the season to Mr. Blake's use ; hay to be taken at a valuation, if wanted ; the gardeners and keepers to be kept on at the usual wages ; rest of furnished house, ken- nels, stabling, garden and stuff, upper part of park within rails and gates, comprising nineteen acres of pasture, five hundred pounds per annum; inclusive of two thou- sand two hundred acres of shooting, one hundred and twenty of which were cover, and well preserved. The kennels, on the further side of the London road, a good half-mile from the house, sheltered on north and east by rising grounds and larch- woods, and with a sunny southern aspect, were the final item for inspection and criti- cism. Accompanied by Dan Morgan, and armed each with a good double - thong, Jemmy and Ruby entered the yards, to GENERAL INSPECTION. 53 receive a boisterous and generally affec- tionate greeting, decidedly to the detriment of clean boots and tidy trousers. Roisterer and Ransom, two habitual bullies, though some of the staunchest in the field, sulked in a far corner and glanced greedily at the intruders' calves; but the majority wel- comed Ruby so heartily that his waistcoat was indelibly defiled with the slimy paw- marks of cordiality. The fathers of the pack had a fine patriarchal stamp about them, and the two- and three-year-old entries had been care- fully drafted of all imperfections. The Old Vale blood, especially the Blueboy and Gamester strains, was held in high repute in the Drake, Belvoir, and Beaufort ken- nels ; and old Monsell had been perhaps a better judge of a hound than a horse. The voun£ entries and brood-stock were also paraded ; and without laying deeply 54 THE O.V.H. to heart the entangled pedigrees which Dan hastened to pour forth so often as Jemmy's or Ruby's curiosity was turned towards some wire -coated, straight -loined sinewy aspirant at osculation, Mr. Blake seemed inclined to agree that it would be a pity that a pack that had been collected and bred with so much care should be left to the tender mercies of BelVs Life and Tattersall's hammer. Mr. Blake was a man of few words, and was seldom guilty of buying a pig in a poke ; but his countenance betrayed no dissatisfaction as he thanked Mr. Simms for his company and attention, bade Ned Masters and the Captain a cordial farewell, and, telling the agent that he would think over the whole matter before the next day's post, betook himself with Ruby, who had been studiously unomcious, and had followed Jemmy all day like an orderly GENERAL INSPECTION. 55 spaniel at heel, to his dinner with Sir John, to indulge in a final cogitation and discussion before he cast the dice and crossed Rubicon. CHAPTER V. ASHTON GROVE. Sir John Marshall, banker and baronet r kej)t house with all the cordiality of olden times, and the luxury and appliances of modern days. His cuisine was an ama- teur rival to Francatelli ; his cellar deep and recherche. His servants were drilled to a hair s- breadth ; his carpets mossy ;. chairs and couches deep and soothing ; and the bedrooms and their prepara- tions were equally elysian. The enter- ing guest would find his apparel, for morn or even, laid out at the precise mo- ment ; his fire blazing, if in winter ; and no stint of open windows and fresh air ASHTON GROVE. 57 (that bugbear of the British " slavey") in summer. Tubs, baths, hot bottles, slip- pers, Baden towels, or bootjacks were, as a matter of course, " cut and dried" for all guests, according to times and seasons. The sedentaiy night, and rattle and turmoil of the last twenty-four hours, had begun to tell their tale of a reactional weariness upon both the travellers, on Ruby perhaps least of the two ; but nei- ther was sorry to sink for a few moments into his easy -chair before the open win- dow, as soon as the 7.30 dressing - gong had ushered them to their respective quar- ters. Jemmy had scarcely thought of rous- ing himself, and be^an to kick off his boots and discard his collar, when a tap at the door announced a flunkey with an array of cordials, and "pick-me-up" to whet the appetite ; of which dry Amontil- 58 THE O.V.H. laclo and Canadian bitters were exactly to the gentleman's taste. Ruby, who did not notice the sherry, and had a deadly horror of spirits in any shape (not having reached, or else having discarded in the nursery, that esprit de corps of hobbledehoy lads, under the care of army or university tutors, which leads them to esteem and adore, as ex officio manly, any taste, in- nocent, nondescript, or vicious, which is beyond their perception or understanding, and in all probability is an absolute nau- sea, yet is sought for and endured as ignotum pro magnifico), declined any stimu- lant, and was perhaps none the worse for his abstinence. The womankind of the house knew Ruby well, and Jemmy slightly. The latter never went out of his way to show up at county- or hunt-balls, flower-shows, archery- or croquet-parties ; but Ruby, a ASHTON GROVE. 59 systematic little flirt, had been as common as a sunbeam at all such, when holidays emancipated him. Now, discharged from Eton, a matriculated member of alma ma- ter, a definite Oxford " man," his inde- pendence was established, and he consi- dered himself a free agent in society. Lady Marshall was plump and motherly; she had no especial failing except a blind belief in the infallibility of her sons and daughters, in their perfection of good looks, good manners, abilities, and phy- sique. Johnny Marshall, of age some six months ago, on which occasion the county rejoicings had been prolific, had a better opinion of himself than the world at large, his mother of course excepted, entertained of him. His sisters were " fond" of " Jack" in the ordinary acceptation of the term, so 60 THE O.Y.H. long as his pleasures or counsels in no way ran counter to theirs. Sir John did his duty by his son ; allowed him 500/. a year, found him in a couple of nags and groom at Merton College, and had always a room for any guest he might choose to invite down to Ashton Grove. On the occasion of Johnny's twenty-first birthday, he had grudged neither trouble nor expense to proclaim the extinction of his son's " infancy," and inaugurate his new position in the county. As a duty to the family and the county members, he lost no time in ma-kins: Johnny the freeholder of a farm and messuage suffi- cient to place him upon the register of east - division electors ; and though he shrugged his shoulders, and even once or twice launched into an attempt at con- temptuous conviction and refutation of Johnny's principles, when the latter pro- ASHTON GROVE. 61 pounded at dinner Gladstonian views upon ehurch-rates and tests' abolition and rental franchise, he used no pressure or inter- ference with the liberty of subject or his theories, any more than he would have done with any opposition votes among his own tenantry ; himself thoroughly liberal in his Toryism. Had Sir John been cross-questioned on oath, and bidden define his son accord- ing to his own consciousness, he would probably have said, on reflection, " Good lad; does no harm to anyone; and thinks lies not a fool." And similarly Ralph Romilly had de- fined Marshall, when the latter was up for election for the Bullingdon Club ; for which, to Mr. Johnny's disgust, he was promptly pilled the two first times of asking, though he secured an entree at the third essay. "There's no vice about him that I know 62 THE O.V.H. of; but he's only half broke, wants a tight bearing-rein, a steady nag on the off-side, and lots of whipcord." Mr. John Marshall's personnel would go far to define his character. His nearly black hair was close cropped in the ortho- dox Newgate fashion of the day, his whis- kers respectable for his age, and moustache promising. A rather regular set of features forbade any enemy to call him plain; a straight-cut mouth and vapid expression of eye licensed the most disinterested to assume him a fool. He was a decent shot, had a better theoretical than practical knowledge of riding and horseflesh in general, and could talk by the yard of what little he did know. He subscribed to the " drag" at Oxford, though his first season had taught him to seek a less emulous scene of horseman- ship; and though thirteen stone would have ASHTON GROVE. 63 taken liim clown, saddle and all, and his two hunters had been carefully selected regardless of expense, each at three figures, from the celebrated sale when the dynast}' of Lord Stamford at the Quorn came to a close, he was invariably found in the " term time" in the ranks of the Bicester and Heythorp "heavy brigade;" and a fair knowledge of the country of the Old Yale made his pink continually a valuable guiding -star through lines of gates and bridle - roads when Christmas vacation brought him to the shelter of Ashton Grove. His " wines" were quite as fre- quent as his position demanded; and the name of his wine -merchant and cost of each dozen found him ample funds for conversation with any undergraduate con- noisseur who would be so good as to criti- cise his cellar. He was no great athlete ; Tom Evans's 64 THE O.V.H. sparring-studio for a fortnight enticed, but soon repelled, him; and the strong lan- guage of an angry coach, coupled with the contingencies of a wet cushion in a sou - wester, disgusted him with the concomitants of torpid apprenticeship. He was in good odour with his " dons ;" kept a fair if not an outrageous share of chapels ; subscribed to the Holywell oratory, though only once seen there ; and put the cards of the B. H. T. to no more menial use than that of lug- gage - labels. The wildest orgies of the Myrmidons had never, never beheld him inebriated; and he paid his losses at loo by draft at sight upon the Old Bank. His dress was scrupulous if not outre; and though he kept fairly within range of his allowance, a jeweller's account at Em- manuel's was one of his weaknesses. Fool though nany voted him, he had passed responsions the first time of asking, and ASHTON GROVE. 65 secured a third in " mods." with the aid of two coaches and a year's average reading. Under the new statute he had abandoned further classics in final schools, and was aiming sedulously at a class in "stinks." It was not so much capacity as that sixth sense of tact that was a scarce commodity with John Marshall. But that one thing wanting seemed to pervade his whole sys- tem, and stamp with mediocrity everything that he put his hand (or his foot) to. Inter alia he was a zealous dancer, and with utter disregard of time and step generally suc- ceeded in waltzing himself into a high state of perspiration. He " liked dancing, it was such capital exercise." His powers of conversation were not even so exalted as might have been ex- pected of even a third-class moderation man. His memory stocked his head with sundry cut - and - dried commonplace VOL. I. F 66 THE O.V.H. speeches and sentiments ; but, on the whole, like crammed competitors for civil service, what little he had got into his head he seemed utterly unable to get out of it again, either for his own benefit or anyone else's. Perhaps, after all, he was not so black as the cold charity of this sketch has painted him ; he was not selfish — at least, not more than the majority of young men of the period. He was just and honest in his dealings, neither screw nor spendthrift ; blind only to his own deficiencies, amus- ingly rather than ofiiciously conceited. Neither ruffian nor rowdy, bully or brag- gart, ladies to some extent patronised him as a passable young man well furnished with expectations; men suffered him as one whose wine and weeds were better than his conversation, and shootings supe- rior to the lot; and a cynic would have ASHTON GROVE. 67 summed him up as an ordinary and harm- less specimen of the common fool. Sir John, strange to say, though he could never struggle beyond Little-go in his young days, was as agreeable and col- loquial a host, as shrewd and far-seeing a man of business, as any in the kingdom. And to the girls, Kate and Blanche Marshall, Nature had been more munifi- cent than to the son and heir. Though female intellect, however well developed, can never emulate or stand in the same field with that of an ordinarily clever man (who ever heard of any science or inven- tion that could be traced to womanhood, unless it were a primeval mirror ?) ; yet, on the other hand, tact never is so utterly wanting in a woman as too often it is in a lord of creation. Learning and common sense are by no means synonymous. Ped- ants are continually fools and blue-stock- 68 THE O.V.H. ings idiots. Thus it was that, though the Misses Marshall had neither read so highly nor studied so deeply as their brother, they had acquired a more liberal share of non- and common sense — nothing beyond the average, but sufficient to enable them to hold their own in society, and, though not paragon belles, or any better than well- made, ruddy - complexioned, showy, yet lady-like English girls, to be popular at county reunions, and to have received one or two offers of marriage " not quite good enough for the present" to touch their own hearts intact, or tempt the acquiescence of the idolising and very worldly-minded Lady Marshall. Captain Winthorp had sped back to attire himself, and escort his better and bigger half to Asliton Grove. These two, CO ' with the Rev. Henry Craven, Yicar of Ash- ASHTON GROVE. 69 ton, made up the external complement for the dinner-table that evening. The Vicar had in early days been the life and soul of the 21st Light Dragoons, and had seen good service in the first Sikh campaign at Ferozeshah and Aliwal. Few could then go straighter in the " shires," or better handle a favourite over a country for the " Grand Military." When, to the astonishment of his friends, the Major sold out, and qualified at Cuddesdon for the ser- vice of the Church militant, his old friend the banker took the opportunity of the de- mise of the then vicar of Little Ashton to offer the ex-dragoon the berth ; and the lat- ter, who had means of his own, and so was better suited in that point for the charge of 800 souls upon a commutation stipend of 220/. per annum, closed with the offer, and settled down. For the sake of pro- priety and conscience he never risked his 70 THE O.V.H. reputation or influence with his flock by appearing at meet or joining the hunting- field ; but few phaetons could boast a more workmanlike turn-out than that of the par- sonage; and the still upright carriage of the subject, tanned complexion, concise style of language, ineradicable cavalry- swagger, and regulation cut of whisker (though the moustache had been sacri- ficed) could not but betray the soldier of the State as well as of the Church. Few men had a keener eye for sport or more thorough knowledge of horseflesh ; no bro- ther of the cloth had more strict ideas of the decorum due to it, or was more care- ful not to offend the propriety of weaker and foolish vessels. No chokered or JSoah's- arked ritualist received more slippers and sermon-cases, or offers of altar-covers and embroidered stools and cushions. As a bachelor, and a strictly handsome one, ASHTON GROVE. 71 though Punjaub summers and English win- ters had silvered his temples in many a spot, the parson was fair game to the pet- ticoats of Ashton ; nor had seven years' so- journ in celibacy in any way choked off the ardour of each rising generation. " Dinner, Sir John," said a sleek but- ler to the jejune assemblage, as the gong in the hall bellowed the same announce- ment for the benefit of the house. "Mr. Blake, will you be so good as to take my eldest daughter ?" said the Baronet as he tucked Mrs. Winthorp under his wing, leaving the Captain to Kate, and her ladyship to bring up the rear with his reverence. " I am sorry, Mr. Charles Blake, that we have managed so badly as to re- serve no lady for you." "Don't cry, Miss Ruby," said Blanche as she sailed off; " and don't tread on my 72 THE O.V.H. train. Jack will give you an arm if you ask him prettily." And Ruby, diving his hands in his pockets, followed the procession, looking daggers at the son and heir, who smiled patronisingly on him. CHAPTER VI. THE MAULE. Business was not broached till the ladies had made themselves scarce. Though the conversation during dinner had been com- monplace, it had not been exorbitant. Miss Blanche was sensible and merciful ; she saw that Mr. Blake liked his dinner, and she did not risk the making herself officious or obnoxious by bullying him with unnecessary queries and cross-ques- tions. She kept him going well with gos- sip and narrative rather than interrogatory, allowing him chances of opening his mouth between the courses. The cuisine was ex- cellent, and Jemmy ravenous; dishes and 74 THE O.V.H. wines were mated with variety and felicity. By the time that the bottle had well cir- culated, and- the ladies sought the draw- ing-room, Jemmy could not but confess to himself that he felt in the best of hu- mours. "Well, Mr. Blake, what do you think of the Yale House and hounds?" said Sir John. " House is big, and the furniture not much account; but I suppose it will be good enough as a bachelor's crib for what I want. The old lady must do up the drawing-room a little, and give me a coat of clean paint in the hall. I showed Simms that." " Bravo ! then you mean to come to us? Is that it? And you told Simms so?" "I suppose I shall come; it seems right enough," said Jemmy rather dolefully. u I THE MAULE. 75 told the agent chap that I'd let him know by to-morrow's post. Five hundred a-year lie asks, all found. How is that for price, Sir John?" " Shooting and garden thrown in, and the kennels, of course, eh?" " Just so ; and the cows and poultry. I pay keepers and gardeners." " Cheap enough, I call it, I suppose you'll go from next Michaelmas quarter?*' "Yes, yes. Let's be there, and work the covers from the 1st. I go up for term on the 13th," chimed in Ruby, who had sat so far with mouth and eyes wide open, in satisfaction at Jemmy's ready acquiescence in the momentous question. "Why, are you to keep house for him, young man ?" said Sir John, half amused. "I mean to set him going, and see him afloat before I leave him. He's going 76 THE O.V.H. to give me whip's wages, and mount me for the cub-huntino;." " You deserve monkey's allowance," said Jemmy. — " It's his idea, this making a fool of me" (turning to the rest). "I do not think I should have undertaken such an office, but that the young one there bullied me into it.'' "Then the O.V.H. owe Mr. Charles Blake a vote of thanks, which should be duly recorded," said his reverence; "and with Sir John's leave I beg to propose it." " N'em. con. But our first duty is a bumper, and no heel-taps, to our new Master. — Pass the wine, Jack. — How about the hounds, Mr. Blake ; do they take your fancy also ?" as he filled himself a brim- mer of Madeira. " I think I like them ; anyhow, the working couples are bound to do ; and in a day or two I shall have time to make up THE MAULE. 77 my mind about the young entries and the rest." i Ruby was an abstemious lad, but Jemmy could carry a good deal of liquid, and that discreetly. On the whole, ample justice had been done to the cellar by the time that coffee came in. " Does your young cousin play a rub- ber ?" asked Sir John of Jemmy when they had begun to settle down in the drawing-room. " He can just hold his hand up and not revoke ; but I do not think he is much use. Cannot your son make a fourth, and leave Ruby with the ladies ?" "The very thing, if Mr. Charles will excuse us. If I don't keep my son Jack out of mischief he'll want to sing, and that's awful — far worse than treading on a pig's ear — enough to ruin one's digestion for a week." 78 THE O.V.H. So Ruby was left to the tender mercies of Blanche and Kate, and photographic albums, and the Pall Mall Gazette, while the M.F.H. and his reverence carefully cleaned father and son out of three dozen sixpenny points. The Maule britzka, in answer to Ruby's telegram, met the cousins at Orleton sta- tion the next afternoon. " Hang it ! there's a croquet- an d-tea fight," said Ruby, as they landed at the front-door, and caught the sound of clatter- ing balls and voices on the back lawn. " You have just come in time," said Lady Mary, as she kissed Ruby in the entrance-hall and held out her hand to Jemmy. " Georgie is holding a croquet tournament, and we are very short of gen- tlemen. " And Georgie shouldered her mallet and THE MAULE. 79 met them as they debouched on to the lawn, receiving in a half-frightened manner Jemmy Blake's proffered hand, but hiding her nervousness by taking Ruby by the arm, and saying directly to him and more indirectly to Jemmy, " Come and make up a six set on the further lawn ; w r e are just ready — all ladies — and ought to have at least two gentlemen." "I have given up croquet for years,' 7 said Jemmy with nonchalance. " When Ralph Romilly and his sisters first got the game from Ireland fifteen years ago, we had no vulgar slang such as Mayne Reid tries to introduce nowadays ; nor far- fetched differences between 'roqueting' and ' croqueting ;' we invented the word 'croquet' ourselves, as a more euphonistic and frenchified form for the ' crooked' or 'bandy' piece of wood with which we played. I think the word 'rover' a use- 80 THE O.V.H. ful one ; we used to call such ' loose balls.' With us all strokes were fair with the head of the mallet, just as at billiards with the point of a cue, or at cricket or racket with any part of the bat. We were not allowed to hit twice or make a ' foul' stroke, but we held the mallet as we liked, generally between the knees, and used to make breaks of thirty strokes and upwards on a ground sixty yards long. It was the sub- sequent fashion of crinolines that made ladies the advocates of a side stroke. The straight stroke, with elbows close to the side, played from the wrist, requires strength of wrist, but is infallible. I don't care to learn over again, or to be accused of spooning in my old age." Ruby looked rather astonished at this decidedly crusty tirade, and said : "Don't tease him, Georgie ; he is wor- ried with cares of office, and the crown THE MAULE. 81 makes his uneasy head ache. He is the new Master of the Old Vale hounds, and stands on his dignity ; he has got some- thing at last to keep him out of mis- chief." " Perhaps he has," said Georgie, half to herself, as she turned up the lawn with Ruby ; and Jemmy, looking after them till they had lost themselves in a group at one of the hoops, turned to inspect the stable and enjoy a weed till dinner-time. " We did not know that you were com- ing to-day," said Lady Mary, as he was pass- ing her at the garden-gate. " There is not exactly a dinner to-night — a sort of mixed lunch, tea, and supper. There are too many for one simultaneous dinner : no- thing will be hot but soup, tea, and coffee, which will be at the same time ; you shall have your cup sent up later; I hope you will not mind the other things being cold." VOL. i. G 82 THE O.V.H. "Not at all," said Jemmy, in a better humour with himself and his weed. "Don't put yourself out about me, Aunt Mary ; I shall do very well. I'll come back in time to do the civil to the ladies in the dining- room ; but I want to look over my horses that have been lately taken up from grass. Has Ruby told you that I have undertaken the mastership of the Old Yale hounds?" " You have ! I never thought that you were so energetic, Jemmy. The next thing we shall hear will be that you have set up house and got married." " I have taken Old Vale House for a year from Mrs. Monsell," said Jemmy, wincing at the latter part of her speech, and taking care not to meet her eyes. " If you can help me in the way of servants and menage, I shall be grateful." " Of course ; when do you take posses- sion?" THE MATTLE. 83 " Next Michaelmas, or October 1st ; not much time to look about me ; but a bache- lor will not want a very large staff to start with. I can go a long way with mutton- chops and clean towels. It will be some- thing to talk about to-morrow when you are free. I must go to town and pick up- some horses in a week or two ; I suppose you will let Ruby keep me company?" "He is safe any where with you;" and Lady Mary went back to her guests. James Blake's stud of hunters consisted generally of about three useful horses and a young one in course of manufacture, one of which former would perhaps take to harness or dog-cart work in the summer, and another possessed sufficient good looks ; and style to do duty in the Row should' the owner feel inclined for an idle month- during the '" season." During the present summer he had arranged to keep his non- 84 THE O.V.H. working horses at his aunt's, and two of them had been duly summered, at first in the spring grass, and, when the first growth was over, in a straw-yard. They had been now "up" nearly a month, had gone through the first stage of physic, and were getting on towards condition. " How are the nags going on, Peter ?" inquired he of Mell, his stud -groom and factotum ; " Pell-Mell," as he was usually styled, from his ramming- cramming style of riding. He had been a high-class steeple-jockey in his younger days, had broken his col- lar- and the small-bone of his bridle-arm with periodical propriety, had never been detected in roping a horse, and had rid- depi the winner of some of the first-class handicaps at Cheltenham, St. Albans, and elsewhere. After his last accident, in Abd- el-Kader's first Liverpool, he had become a THE MAULE. 85 victim to the daughter of the landlord at whose public he was tended — married, re- tired from active service, set up as trainer, and failed, as a matter of course, from want of capital ; and, with the aid of a character from Lord Valehampton, fell on his legs in the service of Mr. James Blake. His profes- sional practice of younger days was turned to good account in the tuition of " young ones," of which, as before stated, Mr. Blake had usually one or two in pickle, having rather a partiality for "making" his own hunters, though, in reality, Peter Mell sel- dom passed them on to the hunting-field till his own handling had made them pretty handy at their work. Once or twice Jem- my had been ambitious, and had run one of his stud for the local hunters' stakes of the Hunt which he patronised for the sea- son ; but hitherto his attempts — only two or three in number — had been unsuccess- 86 THE O.Y.H. ful, and he had neither inclination nor energy to attempt to amuse himself by keeping any regular steeplechasers. " They be going nicely, thank you, mas- ter," replied Peter; "leastways, Duchess and the little ones ; but that chestnut 'oss is a rummer customer nor ever he were. Wuss-tempered nigh every day he's out; won't jump at all unless he's a mind to; . goes his own way ; and put the lad down twice unawares last week. He's turning rogue, master, I'm feared." " I found that out two or three months ago, Peter," said Jemmy. " I expect he'll go up at Tattersall's before long. How does the young one look? What can you do with him ?" " He'll be the best of the lot, sir, seem- ingly; jumps very kind, and a wonderful galloper. He ought to make a 'chaser, sir, if you've a mind for him that way. I THE MAULE. 87 should say he's a thoroughbred one, or near it, and he's beautiful in dirt." " By King Tom out of Baroness is his pedigree I think ; he was in Fobert's stable, but they thought he was a roarer, and never brought him out ; he went back to Colonel Staveley, who had bred him, and was blistered on the throat be- fore I bought him. Does he ring pretty sound in the wind?" " Blows high at times, sir, at first start- ing ; but I should say it's nothing at all — not to stop his galloping ; it ain't as if he was to go for the Derby. He'll never stop with hounds, nor steeplechasing nei- ther." Jemmy proceeded to the five-stall stable, in which stood the family carriage-horses, and two of his own. Duchess was a big, slow, strong mare, steady and sound, but rather deficient in pace for the pas- 88 THE O.V.H. tures of the Yale, though just the stamp for the ploughs, banks, and cramped fences of the Orleton hunt. The " little oss," Tommy, above alluded to, was a bay, fifteen 1^ nearly, by Ethelbert, thorough- bred, not fully up to Jemmy's 12st, 71b., but fast, a perfect fencer, with wonderful back and loins, that made him feel a bigger horse when you were on him than when alongside. He was an especial fa- vourite with Jemmy, who seldom had^ a fall with him ; and preferred, if it was necessary, a short day on a safe and speedy mount, to a long one upon an elephant, who coidd not be depended to go the pace or negotiate his fences. Hot- spur, Ruby's cob and boy's hunter in former years, made up the stable. In a loose box on the other side of the yard stood TVarrener, the unruly chestnut. He, too, had been in a training-stable, and THE MAULE. 89 had won a fair race as a two-year old. But his temper was too uncertain, and he never forgot a punishing head-defeat for the "Xew Stakes" at Ascot. From that time he hated the sight of a silk jacket; and though he performed well enough in " trials" at home, ridden by a stable -lad in fustian, he twice put his stable and backers into the hole by laying back his ears and sticking his toes into the ground when " wanted" on a racecourse. Xeither blinkers, coaxing, nor operations had any effect upon him, and he finally passed as useless for racing purposes into the hands of F the jockey, and Avas ridden by him as hack upon Newmarket-heath. From him, as a four-year old, he was bought by Jemmy, one Csesarewiteh day; his make and shape looked well up to weight with hounds, and a cheque for CA)!. effected his transfer. 90 THE O.V.H. The horse took kindly to jumping, and under Peter's hands was ready for Mr. Blake's use by the following Christmas. He was fast, a big jumper, and never tired, however long the day; and except that the old leaven now and then showed itself in the shape of sulkiness when asked to jump a fence apparently away from the line of the hounds and horses, Mr. Blake had every reason to be satisfied with his bargain, and even refused an offer of a hundred and fifty for him. Probably much of the secret of the im- provement that Peter had effected in the brute lay in the fact that his experience of similar animals led him to house a donkey in the same box with Warrener, with whom the savage soon fraternised, and displayed corresponding improvement in his temper. But the " moke" died sud- denly of colic towards the end of the last THE MAULE. 91 hunting-season, and though a substitute was soon found, Warrener nearly kicked it to pieces, and could not be satisfied. He showed temper more than once in the middle of runs, and lost his rider his place in the van for the day. Jemmy took him on to London with him as park-hack, for which his magnificent shape and stride well adapted him, hoping to preserve his temper from further deterioration by keep- ing the same hands upon him as much as possible. But he was disappointed ; and though he was too steady a rider, with too strong a seat to be easily spilt, he could not help feeling awkward when once or twice Warrener stuck his toes hard in the ground in the middle of a canter, stuck up his back like a pig, and whipped round with his head where his tail should have been. He was not the sort of horse to be any safer in harness than for the 92 THE O.V.H. saddle ; and" the additional importance that Jemmy should not be liable to be thrown out at the outset of a run, now that he had the cares of a mastership on his shoulders, coupled with the report of Peter as to later vagaries, now determined him to get the horse into dealer's condition, and let him take his chance at Tattersall's. The last horse for notice was the Lady, a fourteen -three, dark -brown, thorough- bred mare of Ruby's, in her second season, a picture of beauty, clever as a cat, rather hot, and the envy of every schoolboy and light-weight in the two hunts. Jemmy had secured her two years ago for three figures from a London dealer; and Ruby used to boast monthly of the offers of two hundred and upwards that he had been bid for her sake. "It is too dark to do much now, Peter," said Jemmy, when he had felt all THE MAULE. 93 the legs and finished his general inspec- tion. " I will have a ride on the young horse about the close before we shoot to- morrow. Have him saddled by eight. If Mr. Charles wants to come with me I will send word what he will ride. Perhaps I may as well tell vou that I am going to take on old Mr. MonselTs hounds in the Old Vale, and move into his house in a month. I shall have to pick up another horse or two before long ; and I hope you will prove yourself up to the mark. Good- night/' " Good-night sir, and I wish you luck, master, I do," was the reply; " and I'll hope I'll give you satisfaction/' Then to himself, as his master retreated to the house, " Well, surely summat like busi- ness ; the sooner that 'ere Warrener goes the better, if this is going to be our game." CHAPTER VII. OVERNIGHT. " Introduce me to your cousin, will you, Grace?" " To which ? I thought you knew Ruby?" " No, I mean the other that is just coming on to the lawn now; the master of hounds that you were talking about during the game." " Come across, then. Never mind the mallets ; it is tea-time : we sha'n't play any more, I suppose." " Jemmy, let me introduce you to my friend Miss Vane. — Clara, Mr. James Blake. OVERNIGHT. 95 They are going into the house, Jemmy, You had better take care of her. Miss Vane is staying in the house." And Georgie, who had recovered her equanimity, turned away to play the host- ess to other guests of Lady Mary's. " There is a sort of tea going on, or dinner — half and half. AVill you come in, Miss Vane, and see what we can do in that way?" " Thank you. Why did you not play croquet ? We were so short of gentlemen — only Mr. Ruby Blake, Mr. Paget, and one or two curates. The old gentlemen would not join us ; they thought it slow, I suppose." " I must excuse myself in the same category. I am getting too old for the game : it tires me to stand about, and I can't risk lumbago by lying on the grass till my turn comes." 96 THE O.V.H. " You an old man ! Well, I daresay it is convenient to call oneself so sometimes, Mr. Blake." "Well, besides, I had to look after my horses that I left here ; I have seen no- thing of them since they came up from grass, and I have not much time left before the hunting-season. — What soup will you take, thick or clear ?" " Clear, if you please. Stop ! Was it you that they were talking of just now as going to hunt the hounds here ?" " I am going to take the mastership of the Old Yale pack, the next country and this ; but I am not aspiring to the labour of hunting them myself. I shall keep on the old huntsman." "The Old Yale? That is somewhere near Sir John Marshall's. Do you know Ashton Grove ? I often stay there. Blanche Marshall is a great friend of mine." OVERNIGHT. 97 " I came from there this morning. It was a good deal through Sir John that I came to take the hounds. I formed his acquaintance when I was hunting in the country last winter." " I was there at the hunt-ball, but I do not remember seeing or hearing of you, Mr. Blake ; did you not patronise it?" " I hate balls ; I am too old for danc- ing," said Jemmy. " I hope you won't convert all the members of your Hunt to the same doc- trine, or Blanche and I, to start with, are sure to quarrel with you." " No, you shall all have your dance the same as usual ; and I suppose they will expect me to be there now," said the M.F.H. despairingly. " Isn't your cousin pretty?" VOL. 1. II 98 THE O.V.H. " Very," said Jemmy with a sigh. " Isn't it a pity he is not a girl?" "Who? isn't she one?" said Jemmy whose thoughts were running on Georgie. " 0, I didn't mean Georgie, of course ; she is pretty too ; but I meant Mr. Charles, Ruby, or whatever you call him." " Yes, he is very good-looking, but not a bit effeminate, for his looks. He is in the Eton eight, and rides very well too." " 0, ladies can ride, if that is all, Mr- Blake. I am very fond of it myself ; aren't you?" " Hang the young woman !" mentally ejaculated Jemmy ; " she won't swallow her soup, nor let me have mine in peace." " yes, Miss Vane, I like riding." And Jemmy hastily sucked in two or three spoonfuls of oxtail. "Where do you live, Mr. Blake?" said the inquisitor. OVERNIGHT. 99 "I am staying here just now for the shooting. — Will you have some cold chicken or grouse, or what, ZNliss Vane ?" " Some grouse, thank you. — Are you fond of shooting ?" " I do not mind it when I can get no- thing better to do." Jemmy secured some grouse-pie. " But you have not told me where you live regularly. I suppose you have a house in the Vale?" u Will you drink claret-cup, champagne, or coffee ? Champagne ? Very well. — Live ? yes, I am going to take the Old Vale House for a year or two." " How nice ! You will be quite close to the Marshalls. I daresay we shall meet there sometimes." " God forbid ! A — a — I mean, will you have some salad ?" u Xo coffee, thank you," said Miss Vane 100 THE O.V.H. to a flunkey who had prevented her from noticing Jemmy's stifled prayer. " What are your horses like, Mr. Blake ? I'm so fond of horses !" " I can't describe them. One's chest- nut, another's bay, two are brown ; they're all pretty clean on their legs, if they're not all sound in temper. You may go round the stables to - morrow if you like. By the bye, just excuse me one second. — Ruby," said he, across the table, " I am going to try the young horse round the close before breakfast to - morrow ; will you come out with me? If so, we will leave word when Peter comes in for his orders." " Yes ; I'll take out Lady, and get an appetite. How are all the horses ?" " Peter's very full of the young one, who he says is a clinker. Tommy is looking well ; Duchess must, I think, take OVERNIGHT. 101 to harness, as she will be too slow for regular work in the Vale ; and Warrener is going to TattersalTs." " Sell Warrener ? Why?" " Warrener going to be sold ?" asked Georgie. " Yes ; his temper is getting worse and worse ; they can do nothing with him at exercise ; he stops short in his canters, and will only jump when he is in the mood for it." " I am sorry he is going ; I used to like him so much in the Row this sum- mer."' And then she stopped in confusion, and became diligent at cold chicken. "Are you sure there is anything wrong with Warrener, and that it is not the fault of the grooms V Those sort of horses only want handling, and rough usage spoils their mouths and their tempers," said Mr. 102 THE O.V.H. Algernon Paget, a member of the Old Vale Hunt, conspicuous always for his Bartley tops and faultless breeches, the massive fold of his double-breasted pink, and exqui- sitely-polished bridle- and stirrup-irons. The ladies always were taken with Mr. Paget's get-up; even the men owned that it was most workmanlike, and that his horses were cheap at three figures; but he was better to look at than to go, and no man "lost" more girths and stirrup-leathers, or stop- ped to catch more runaway horses, among the blackthorn fences of the Lower Vale. His Samaritanism in this latter respect closed the mouth of many an otherwise traducer. "I do not think anything could be made of the horse. He is a very fine one, and will no doubt sell pretty well for his looks alone." " I'd buy him myself, but I can't afford OVERNIGHT. 103 another horse just now, though I am short of one," said Paget, whose string was al- ways six, and who had never been known to sneeze at a hundred and fifty for a nag with a good character. " I'll let you have him cheap, and take eighty for him," said Jemmy quietly. "There's a chance for you, Mr. Paget!" put in Miss Vane. " You're very good ; but I must do with- out another horse till Christmas," said the gentleman, who could not reconcile the price with the style in which he had seen Warrener go in the spring under Jemmy's 12st, 71bs. "Here's an offer for you, Paget," said Jemmy; " I'll give him you if you can ride him three times round the fences in our close in half an hour, and throw you a lead in." "I'm only staying a couple of days at 104 THE O.V.H. the rectory, and I've got nothing to ride in, my dear fellow." "I'll lend you cords and gaiters; you can always get up in them if they are within a yard of the size." "The ground is so hard, and the fences as blind as a bat." " They're all artificial — banks with furze mounting, and dry dug ditches, or close hurdles with gorse tops. There's nothing blind in the place ; the horses go over some or all of them most days." "It rained cats and dogs last night, and is beginning again now," said Ruby. "Do go for it, Mr. Paget," said Clara Vane. "Never refuse a good offer," said Georgie demurely, as she saw Ruby's eyes twinkling. "It's all right, old fellow. I'll send the clothes down to the rectory in the OVEKNIGHT. 105 brougham," said Jemmy. " We'll meet in our yard at 8 a.m." And Mr. Paget could only murmur an acquiescence, and a confession of his dis- like to " take advantage" of Jemmy Blake's good-nature. a Is he a good rider?" said Miss Vane, returning to the charge with Jemmy. "I suppose so," said Jemmy, as he reached the champagne- bottle. "Let me fill your glass." " Will you give me some tipsy-cake, if you please, Mr. Blake?" she continued, as Jemmy filled her a bumper, and did ditto for himself. Jemmy mechanically obeyed. "Won't you take some yourself? It looks so good." "No, thank you; hate sweets," said Jemmy. "Do you? I thought all good people 106 THE O.V.H. liked sugar. Don't you even approve of puddings?" "No," said Jemmy, as he tried some caviare. "Not even wholesome ones — rice or a hasty -pudding?" continued the gossip. "As soon touch a sloe-pie," said the victim. " Don't laugh at me ! — Where are you going to shoot to-morrow?" " I don't know. Somewhere behind the Home Farm, I suppose." "I like looking at shooting. May Georgie and I bring out lunch in the pony- carriage, and lay the cloth for you?" " dear yes ; much obliged," said Jemmy, who thought he saw a prospect of saving himself trouble. " May we come and see Mr. Paget ride to-morrow morning?" she half whis- pered. OVERNIGHT. 107 "The grass will be too wet. If you like to tell them to call you at seven, you can put on goloshes, and go to the ha-ha at the end of the kitchen -garden; the course goes close to it, and you can see all the close. Don't stand half hidden, so as to make the horses shy when they come upon you suddenly. I don't want to throw Paget unfairly." "Will he get sjrilt, as you call it?" " He may stick on ; but I doubt if he will be able to get round three times, if all that Peter tells me is true." " Is this your pocket-handkerchief?" he continued, as Lady Mary gave the signal for exit, and Miss Vane rose to leave the room. "Thank you. I hope you gentlemen will not be too long at your wine ;" and Miss Vane made herself scarce. "Where did Georgie pick that girl 108 the o.v.n. up?" asked Jemmy of Ruby, as the superior beings moved for the benefit of those who wanted to smoke. " It's ten o'clock now ; we won't go into the drawing-room till the carriages come, so we can smoke without injury, those who like it," offering his cigar-case to the four or five gentlemen assembled, all of whom but Ruby, and a curate who was itching to have a conver- sation with Miss Vane, gladly seized the opportunity of the indulgence. "I do not quite know. They were friends at school, and I think they met at Hastings years ago. Don't you like her?" said Ruby, in answer to Jemmy's inter- rogatory. " There's no vice about her that I can see ; but I wonder she can carry any flesh at all; she is really in very good condi- tion. I'm sure / can't talk and eat too." CHAPTER VIII. BEFORE BREAKFAST. " Here lie comes !" said Rub} 7 , ready dressed, as lie looked forth from Jemmy's open window while the latter completed his toilette. " Throw me the button-hook ; be ready to meet him when they answer the bell. By Jove, he's got spurs on !" " You forgot them ; I slipped a pair into the brougham just as he was starting." " It's enough to mucker any chance he has ; that animal won't stand a spur at any price ; I'll take short odds he puts him down the first round if he pricks him. I always ride him bareheeled, you little imp." 110 THE O.V.H. "You ought to thank me, you old fool! What's the s>'ood f thro win g a chance away? It is not as if you had any bet, and had made terms. A pair of spurs are cheaper than horseflesh, and you are never safe to halloo till you are out of cover. Suppose he gets round his three times ?" "Grandmother!" said Jemmy. "Run down and get someone to hold his pony; say I'm coming." " Ruby," called Georgie, as she put her head out of a door on the landing, with a foot or two of brown hair adrift on her shoulders, " when do you begin ? I sha'n't be ready for ten minutes. Do get them to wait." " I'll get you five minutes' law if I can. Look sharp ! never mind your thatch ; it looks very nice. Come to the end of the kitchen-garden, and you'll see it all. It's a quarter-past eight already." BEFOEE BREAKFAST. Ill Ruby escorted Paget into the breakfast- room, the only apartment as yet cleared for action. "I hope you feel fit," he said to his guest. " Jemmy will be down in a minute. Will you have anything to pick you up before we go to stables ?" An egg and sherry was just the thing for Mr. Paget, and by the time that he had swallowed it, with a biscuit to preserve its gravity, Jemmy had joined them, and they stalked off to the stables. Algernon Paget was not so deficient in seat as in nerve ; it took an awkward horse to put him down when once up, and he was not guilty of " cutting voluntaries" in the hunting -field. The difficulty was to induce him to risk himself outside a nasty horse or over an ugly fence ; if he could screw up his courage to do this, he had 112 THE O.V.II. sufficient science to enable him to acquit himself creditably. He had made a mistake in not asking for brandy -and -soda instead of the milder stimulant of Qgg and sherry. Dutch cour- age would have been worth everything to him. He sat down upon Warren er in a de- cidedly workmanlike manner as he ambled him gently up the yard and out into the close, preceded by Ruby on the Lady, and backed up by Jemmy on the " young one.*' The close and two adjoining small pas- tures were laid out with the artificial fences before described by Jemmy; where real fences had existed on the line of gallop they had been removed, stakes and stubs dug out, and fresh barriers built up in their places. The circle was about 1400 yards, the enclosures too small, and the turns too BEFORE BREAKFAST. 113 sharp for real steeplechasing or for try- ing the racing merits of any long-striding nag ; but the place was admirably adapted for schooling raw hunters and steeple- chasers in mere fencing. "We mil both lead you if you prefer it," said Jemmy to Paget, " or one shall go behind you, as you like ; perhaps you are less likely to get trodden on in case of a fall if you ride in the rear of both.'' This comforting and thoughtless speech nearly upset the horse-tamers nerves, but he had self-command to reply, "Til follow last ; perhaps it is best." " Look at your watch, then — so will I ; half-an-hour to get round three times ; one horse at least always to lead you. If you win, you're a better man than either Peter or myself ; and you've well - earned the horse." " Come along," said Ruby; "it's horrid VOL. I. I 114 THE O.V.H. cold ;" and he put the Lady slowly at the first flight of hurdles. Jemmy's young one was rather eager, but cleared a good twenty foot in his stride as he followed, and Warrener cocked his ears and followed suit in good style. The next two were furzed banks, with dry ditches on the farther side, and were easily negotiated; then they reached the pastures, crossed them, turned round a farm - building that marked the limit of the course, and came back in the same tracks tiil they regained the close. They then swung to the left, under the garden- wall, to a line of fresh fences on the oppo- site side of the enclosure to which they had started. As they cleared the next hurdles, Jemmy looked back to see how Warrener was coming, and was rather sur- prised to see Paget sitting nicely down, his hands low, and his body well back at each BEFORE BREAKFAST. 115 drop. " He sits well enough so long as he don't flinch," thought he. " Shove along, Ruby," he added aloud, w and make a pace ; we must choke him off and frighten him. — By the holy! what's this?" said he in the next breath as they shot from a slow canter to a hand gallop, and were close upon the next fence. On the top of one of the ordinary furze- banks had been built up a stiff oak-rail — a post at each end and one in the middle to support it — a nasty balking jump, with a lot of daylight between the furze and the rail, enough to deceive many a horse. And the tout ensemble was nothing short of five feet from the ground, with a ditch towards them. Ruby had no time to answer. Clack, clatter, rattle, came the Lady's hoofs as she hit the rail all round and dropped as safe as a cat on the other side, Ruby 116 THE O.V.H. rather shaken in the saddle from the con- cussion, but recovering instantaneously and sitting well back again. In less time than it takes to say this, the " young one," seeing what was expected of him, had cocked his ears, gone straight at the centre post, and landed ten feet to the good on the farther side of the fence, without having touched a hair's-breadth of the rail. " By George, he can jump, though !" said Jemmy, as he turned round to watch the progress of the Warrener, who had not got into his gallop so quickly as the leaders. Pa^et's heart was in his mouth as he came to the rail, but it was too late to turn. There were hurdle sidings to lead up to the jump, to say nothing that petti- coats were visible at the ha-ha, and the whole posse of grooms had taken up quar- ters on an empty spring-cart in the middle of the close. Warrener could jump if he BEFORE BREAKFAST. 117 chose, and he was in a good - humour ; his rider had just nerve enough left to sit extra far back as the rogue rose at it, and with a little rasp of a hind-fetlock, came safely over it. " Thank goodness !" thought the re- prieved one. Then, seeing that the next flight of hurdles were nothing formidable, he stood up in his stirrups to ease War- rener's stride, and shooting up to Jemmy, as he patted the animal's neck, exclaimed, " Best horse I ever rode in my life ; jumps like a deer, and as good as gold ; he only wants — " Flop ! Warrener's reminiscences of the usual contingencies of a jockey standing up and sending him along a cracker, stimu- lated by a slight pricking of the spur, had suddenly flashed into his equine brain : as instantaneously he had stopped, stuck his toes into the ground, spun round upon his 118 THE O.V.H. near fore-leg, and sent his rider flying like a sack half-a-dozen yards over his tail, in the original direction in which they had been proceeding ; then, satisfied with the performance, he dropped his head and be- gan to graze without further to-do. Ruby was over the next fence before he had found out that anything was wrong ; and Jemmy, though he heard Paget's exclamation of horror as he found himself flying in mid -air, did not like to risk spoiling the "young one's" education by pulling him up under a fence, so let him follow before he checked him and turned to see what was the matter. The grass was nicely saturated by the night's rain, and Paget, more frightened than hurt by the aerial journey, was sitting up trying to realise his whereabouts, by the time that his companions had got up to him. Ruby looked to see if he seemed BEFORE BREAKFAST. 119 injured ; and then, first taking the pre- caution to dismount, unfeelingly laughed till he was nearly black in the face. The i posse of grooms came up at a run, while Jemmy also dismounted, and giving his friend an arm, assisted him upon his legs. "Are you damaged, old boy?" said he, in concern at the result of his experiment. " Only shaken a little. How the deuce was it all?" " The horse stopped, I think," said Jemmy, swallowing his laughter ; " I dare- say he won't do it again. There's only ten minutes gone now, and we have been once round all but these hurdles ; won't you try again r " Not if you paid me for it ! I don't mind fences, but I can't stand such circus tricks as these. — Lead him back, will you, Peter?" he continued to the latter, who had without difficulty captured the now de- 120 THE O.V.H. mure - looking Warrener. — "I shall go in across the lawn and get a drop of brandy." " 0, Mr. Paget, I hope you're not hurt !" said Georgie sympathisingly, as she met him in the garden putting on a limp as the crinolines came in view. " I hope not, Miss Warren," said the fallen hero rather dolefully ; " but that horse is such a devil ! I beg your pardon. But who could have thought of his playing such a trick as that? One lives and learns. By Jove, I thought I was never coming down again !" " Come in and have some breakfast ; or would you like us to send for the doctor?" said she doubtingly. "Ono!" with a tone of resignation; " I am very grateful for your sympathy, but there are no bones broken." " The horse used to do like that once or twice with Jemmy in Rotten Row last BEFORE BREAKFAST. 121 June," said Georgia " I suppose he would not put you up to his tricks, lest you should have conquered him. I sent Clara in for my vinaigrette and some brandy, — here she comes ;" and a sip of eau de vie soon lulled the limp into oblivion, and made Algernon himself again. " How long has that rail been upon the last fence but one under the garden?" asked Jemmy of Peter as he rode back ; " it's too big for safe practice, and is not built up from the furze to the timber; it is enough to balk four horses out of five ; the ' young one' here was the only one that did not touch it, and I was afraid he was going to overjump himself." "Ah, he can jump, sir, he can; but it was Mister Charles as told me to make a big one or two somewhere, to frighten Muster Paget, like. Says he, ' It cant be too bis', Peter; and the ground's nice and 122 THE (XV.II. soft ; and make it stiff,' says he. c There's nothing like timber,' sa} r s he. So I had Stone and me and gardener a digging and sticking the postesses sin' sunrise or more. No offence, master, I hope ?" "No harm done, Peter; and I am glad to find that the l young one' can jump so well. He has grown, has he not, since the early spring ?" "Pretty nigh half- an -inch, sir; he's nigh sixteen one by the standard the other day." " Walk them up and down till they're cool," said the master, as he dismounted in the yard, and turned into the house, fol- lowed by Ruby. "You young sinner!" said Jemmy, as he took his cousin's arm, " you nearly broke all our necks by meddling with the fences; and you didn't funk him or bring him down after all." BEFORE BREAKFAST. 123 "Didn't I?" said Ruby, "I did just as good ; if he hadn't got so cheeky at clearing the big rail, he would not have had the pluck to use his spurs and get spilt. By Jove, how I laughed ! he did look such a fool, sitting up on his tail in the mud." " We must ask him to stay and shoot, and lend him a gun, after gibing him in this way." And so they reached the breakfast- room. " You'll stay and shoot with us to-day, will you not, Mr. Paget ? There are plenty of guns in the house, if you have not brought yours. The girls are going to drive out, and bring lunch to the bottom of the Hurst Bank." And this latter clause alone decided Paget upon accepting with emjpressement. Clara had during the morning walk 124 THE 0.V.II. told the luncheon plan to Georgie, who at first set her face dead against it. " A great deal of trouble, and they would rather be without us," said she. It was not till Clara mendaciously added, " Georgie's cousin had expressed a wish for their company," meaning Ruby, but understood by Georgie as a command from Jemmy, that she consented to obey, half-frightened, half-pleased at the order. " I have picked out a good Lancaster central-fire of Jemmy's for you," said Ruby to Paget as they sat down to breakfast, " and I'll find you some knickerbockers. I'm sorry you've dirted the breeches." CHAPTER IX. RECRUITING. " I had no idea that Leigli Haughton was going to break so soon ; but perhaps, on the whole, it was the best thing for him, before he had run through his wife's money as well as his own." " You will be the gainer anyhow, Jemmy. The sale is just in the nick of time, and he had A 1 cattle under him at Leamington this last season." Ralph Romilly (hitherto behind scenes) had been spending a rational afternoon with Jemmy and Ruby Blake, in inspection of the stud of an ex-captain of the Blues who had lately retired by sale of his com- 126 THE O.V.H. mission, and sent his horses to the hammer at Tattersall's. Ralph, who had seen something of the horses and their performances when he had " sent on" from Oxford to the more acces- sible meets of the Warwickshire, or had met the patrons of the Spa on the half-way borders at Fenny Compton, had joined his brains and experiences to those of Jemmy, as they passed from box to box and stall to stall of the new establishment at Albert Gate. Ralph's father, brother of Lord Vale- hampton and Lady Mary Blake, had mar- ried an heiress in his early days, settled down to a fair landed estate in the north- east corner of the Bicester country, devoted himself to hunting and silently representing the county in Conservative politics for some five years, till a drunken engine-driver on the L. and N.W.R. put a sudden end to RECRUITING* 127 him on his return from a debate upon the Chartist riot, by charging a broken-clown coal-train, in defiance of flags and signals, killing the unfortunate Honourable Charles Romilly and eight other passengers, maim- ing another score for life, and doing his best to atone for the evil by fracturing his own skull at the same time. The reckless eagerness with which, with- out any previous intimation or attempt to break the news of the catastrophe, the rail- way officials conveyed at dead of night the scattered remains of the M.P. to his seat at Wrottesden Park, proved fatal also to the Honourable Mrs. Romilly, then within a week of her confinement; and before an- other forty-eight hours had elapsed, Ralph, Mary his sister, and a new-born baby were orphans, under the joint guardianship of Valehampton and his sister. Ralph was in the middle of his fourth 128 THE O.V.H. year at Merton College, Oxford, and just awakening to the awkward realities of final schools after a long and easy spell of idle- ness. He had come of age some months before this date, but, beyond clearing a few rooms for occasional bachelor use and setting-up a new billiard-table, had done nothing towards providing any final estab- lishment or attempting any domesticity at "Wrottesden. His sisters were still " infants" in the eye of the law, and under the charge of his uncle, with whom they lived ; and without their or some such equivalent company he, Ralph, did not care to live in solitary gran- deur; generally dispensing the favour of his vacations with his relations in turn, but confining his summer months only to his sisters, in consequence of the inferiority of the hunting round Leconferrv Park in Sus- sex, the usual country-seat of Valehampton. RECRUITING. 129 He had served apprenticeship in the way of defeat, if not disgrace, as seven in the Ptadley eight, in two essays for the Ladies' Plate, and thence had been promoted to the berth of Xo. 7 in the Oxford eight in two successive victories against Cambridge. Scaling little over list. Tibs, in full train- ing, and not two pounds heavier even upon a loose diet, he could ride 13st, and could waste on emergency to 12st, saddle and all, went as straight to hounds as any of the rough-shod riders of the 'varsity, and had a better eye for hounds and a country than any of them. Under his mastership the "drag" had shown better sport in the past season than on former records, and even in a catch-weight college " grind" he could hold his own, and win a sweep with the most feather-weight freshman. The Romilly family were unexception- VOL. i. k 130 THE O.V.H. ably handsome. It was through his mother that Ruby Blake inherited that strange girlish beauty that so belied his capacity. Ralph, though on a far larger scale, was cast much in the same mould — as fair, but not as fragile ; rather more manly in style from his superior height and physique, his face embellished with promising whiskers, but adulterated with no cockneyfied or un- warranted moustache. With a liberal allowance for the pre- sent, and ample provision for the future, no fear that future professional prospects should hinge upon his performance in the Schools, added to a too natural love of ease and indolence of mind — though he was always ready for emulous physical exer- tion — there was small wonder that Ralph had never troubled himself to add to the fatigues of the "moderators" in the honour- schools, but slipped through with an easy RECRUITING. 131 pass on that occasion. However, he had fair abilities, if he could but be persuaded to use them ; and it was in consequence of a private request and arrangement with his college dean, — who engaged to stave - off any danger of rustication that might have been contingent upon Ralph's entire ab-, sence from college-walls upon the night of Blair Athol's Derby, on condition that Mr. Romilly, who as a rule was a pretty steady hand at morning chapel, and had never been seen intoxicated or indulging in a bear-fight, would put on a good coach, and see what he could do in the way of a class for final schools, — that he later on laid himself out for honours in " greats," The storm passed over with no worse consequences than a week's gate from 8 p.m. ; and Ralph, in discharge of his obli- gation, had spent the whole of July and August, and the first two weeks of Sep- 132 THE O.V.H. t ember, in the Channel Islands, under R — of B.N.C., abandoning grouse and birds, with praiseworthy resignation to his fate and to the "greats" forthcoming in De- cember. He had then come up to Oxford to continue his work through the dreary dulness of the tail-end of a Long Vacation ; and partly for the sake of change, and to gratify his cousins' and his own anxiety, had joined them at the Grosvenor Hotel for the last Sunday in September; spent the afternoon as above described at Tatter- sail's; had attended Wells -street evening service with them ; enjoyed the anthem ; sacrilegiously slipped out before the ser- mon; then settled down to an 8.15 dinner, and did justice to the resources of the menage. Jemmy had long ago come to the same conclusion as Ralph upon the subject of RECRUITING. 133 the Leigh-Haughton horses, and replied, in answer to the opening observation : " The horses are good enough, but they will fetch such a figure. The shooting-sea- son is slack, and there will be lots of buyers. I shall try to get two of these somehow — the gray and the young chest- nut for choice. It depends upon how prices run whether I go for another couple to-morrow, or bide my time." " I agree with you as to the young one ; he went very well when he was quite raw last March. Haughton could always shove them along a bit; but I do not think the gray has much constitution — a sick and sorry sort of beast. I fancy he 'stopped' one day at Fenny Compton, though Haughton made out it was a lost shoe. He can jump well at starting; but I suspect he's only a onee-a-fortnight cus- tomer. I like that sister to AngelFs Cooks- 134 THE O.V.H. boro better than anything, though she has a blemished knee; she scarred it by acci- dent one day, when Haughton was staying at Aston for the night, and went over to Bradwell Grove. She put her foot on a loose flint, blundered, and pecked a wall as she rose to it. It was a bad cut at the time, and Haughton swore like a sinner; but she's the steadiest fencer of the lot to my mind, and the scar will choke off many of the ' fancy.' I'd cut in t for her if I were you." " There's a four-year-old in that draft of Lord Oswestry's from Woodyeates that goes up to-morrow that I'm thinking of bidding for," said Jemmy. "He is by Ethelbert, a good cross-country stock, and has some curious malformation of the knee- cap that makes him a little too stiff in his action to be any great form in the flat; but he won a welter race once at Brecon RECRUITING. 135 as a three-year-old, and is an uncommonly well-ribbed-up one. He lias gone slow this year, and ran nowhere ; the knees look as if they had been broken, and stamp him as blemished ; but he was foaled so. I saw him sold at East Aston three years ago as a yearling, and he had the same curious conformation then. If he goes cheap, I shall let Peter see what he can make of him." u I have seen that sort of horse before," said Ralph. " The patella has a triangular plate at the top instead of being rounded. Gayboy, a thoroughbred one like this, and with similar knees, won some good handi- caps over country in the midlands a couple of years ago." u How far ought we to bid for that little horse of Austen's that we were look- ing at ?" said Ruby. " I am to have an- other this year instead of Hotspur, and 136 THE O.V.H. this brown horse looks just the thing. May I bid for him, Jemmy?" " He's a good-mannered one ; but has seen too much wear and tear. I have heard of one lately that will be just the sort for you," said Ralph. "He is in Ellis's stables — Gamecock — you may have heard of him. He won a good military steeplechase or two, and lost the big handicap at Warwick by a head. That race broke his heart, and he became cur — turns it up now whenever he is collared. They put the money down for him at Bed- ford and Croydon ; but he cut it when he had all his own way at the finish. He's sound, no vice, except that he coils into a canter when it comes to a finish, is a per- fect hunter, a little one, but handsome — not such a rogue as old Warrener — and they are so sick of him that they will let him go for a hundred. He fences tern- RECRUITING. 137 perately, and doesn't rush like so many horses do just out of training. I larked him last Friday over their training-ground, and he went A 1. You can try him any day this week you like, Ruby. I booked them to give me the refusal of him to the end of the week, and meant to have told you of him sooner." "We'll go there to-morrow," said Rub)-. "He might do very well for me. You come too, Jemmy, as I mayn't buy any- thing without you." " Ring for coffee," said Jemmy. " Let's turn in early; we can't play billiards on sabbath-days, and there's nothing in any of the papers." It was a dripping, dreary afternoon that they spent at TattersalTs on the Monday, The fully-advertised draft from Woodyeates and Leigh -Haughton stud drew a goodly 138 THE O.V.H. assemblage of buyers — gentlemen, dealers, commission-agents, copers, and the usual throng of helpers, broken-down stablemen, and touts, looking out for odd jobs and stray sixpences, accosting everyone, even the ladylike Ruby, indiscriminately as "captain" and "colonel," and looking more draggled, more dirty and repulsive, than -was even their wont. The gray of Leigh Haughton's stud was run up to 230 guineas, from his looks alone and the general reputation of the stud; but Romilly's scepticism as to the merits of his constitution had caused Mr. James Blake to cry content when the animal reached 120 guineas. The sister of Cooks- boro, Belleboro, became his for 115 gui- neas ; and for the young chestnut the ham- mer fell to the same nod for 170. The Ethelbert horse with the queer knees found so little favour, that Jemmy secured him RECRUITING. 139 also for 24 guineas; and he picked up at an average of a " pony" apiece two useful- looking light-weight hunters, sold singly and without an owner's name, that would do to experimentalise the whips upon. "That will do," said he, as he booked his last purchase ; " these screws and the two that came from Bretherton and Harri- son's will keep the hounds going till cub- bing is over. It plays the deuce with Duchess and my own horses to do hunts- man's duty on hard ground, as they have this month, and in no condition. That young one is too good to spoil, Ralph; I rode him that morning when Warrener put Paget down, as I told you. He'll make a steeplechaser; and it's a sin and shame to rattle him with cub-hunting." " Here the old rogue comes," said Ralph, as Warrener was trotted up to the entrance, clean on his legs, full, but not gross, in 140 THE O.V.H. the barrel, a coat like silk, and looking the beau-ideal of an English steeplechaser. "No. 107, Warrener, gentlemen, by Idle Boy out of the Rabbit ; master of four- teen stone, and well known with the Old Vale and Orleton hounds ; very fast, and believed to be sound. How much for War- rener, gentlemen? A hundred? Eighty? Sixty? Will no one start the horse at fifty ? Forty guineas bid. Thank you, sir. Trot him down again." And no fault could be found with Warrener, shape or action. " Forty-five guineas" — and a seedy- looking scoundrel came forward to feel Warreners legs at the risk of his brains — u forty-eight — fifty — fifty-five — — — — eighty — eighty-one. Any advance upon eighty-one ? Going ! A magnificent-look- in o* horse like that, gentlemen ? Ought to win the Liverpool in good hands. Eighty- two guineas. Thank you, sir. Eighty-two. RECRUITING. 141 It's positively giving him away ! I never saw a horse so thrown away ! Any ad- vance upon eighty-two guineas? Eighty- three. Going at eighty-three ! At eighty- three guineas, going ! For the last time, at eighty-three guineas !" Tap. And Mr. E. TattersalTs hammer fell. "What name, sir? Grove, sir? Thank you, sir/' " It is a pity that you didn't send up one or two of the others with him, if only to buy them in. He would have sold treble as well if he had gone up with the rest of a string," said Ralph. " I suppose it would have been better ; but I literally hadn't horses to spare from the cub-hunting. Morgan was riding my own for want of proper mounts. I can't grumble — I've had two seasons out of the brute, no falls, and sold him for a profit of nearly a ' pony.' " " I beg your pardon, sir," said a neat 142 THE O.V.H. and rather dealer-like -looking individual to Ralph, as the trio of cousins were pre- paring to enter a "growler" at the outside door of the yard; a but could I speak a word ? No offence, sir ; but do you know anything about the chestnut 'oss 107, as was sold just now, as you could tell me or put me up to? I fancied you seemed as if you knew the horse, sir. I've bought him for a genelman, sir, not for myself, and was thinking of putting him to steeple- chasing maybe." "Where do you live?" said Ralph la- conically. " Clark, sir, is my name," producing a card, " and I live at Hornsey, and — " "Turn his head to Putney Bridge at once, and perhaps you'll get him to Horn- sey to-morrow," said Ralph, as he entered the "growler," leaving Mr. Clark staring in stolid contemplation. CHAPTER X. MISCHIEF. By the aid of Lady Mary and the columns of the Times, Jemmy had managed to scrape together menage sufficient for himself, Ruby, and Ralph to inhabit Vale House during the first week of cover-shooting. Jemmy's family-plate, excepting a small supply in his chambers, had been resuscitated from the cellars of Drummonds' and sent to the Vale ; but he felt as if he had his pocket picked when his aunt Mary told him a list of necessaries in the way of buckets, brooms, knives, table-linen, crockery, that would not come of their own accord to Vale House. Jemmy groaned in spirit a*> he 144 THE O.V.H. began to awake to the onus and horrors of his undertaking, but, jumping at the good-natured offer of his relative to cater for him with her better experience in that line, he shoved a blank cheque into her hands, poured his blessing upon her, and found excuse to run away for the next three days to shoot with Sir J. Marshall. The selection of butler and footman Lady Mary insisted on leaving in Jemmy's own hands, and thus they had not yet come into the house as a permanency, though one respectable - looking party of the Baptist persuasion had called one day from Leamington in answer to the adver- tisement, and had secured Jemmy's best overcoat, a pair of sealskin-gloves, and an umbrella before taking his departure. As the month of October began to draw to a close and lawn-meets were coming due, yet no gentleman in black had been in- MISCHIEF. 145 stalled in office, Jemmy became desperate. He anathematised college dons for summon- ing Ralph and Ruby to Alma Mater and leaving him in exile ; telegraphed to his valet in town to close his chambers, leave them in charge of "the laundress," and come down to new duties in the Yale; and having set that disgusted gentleman to clean the plate and rule the pantry, chuckled vast!}' at the economy of the idea. The one piece of forethought that did Jemmy most credit was that he had laid in a fair and various stock of wine to settle and heal its ui sickness" before the end of the first week in September, there being a spare cellar at his immediate disposal. His own appetite, though partial to good things, yet preferred plain cooking of luxuries to made dishes of any sort, so that the cook had so far been called upon to do little VOL. I. l 146 THE O.V.H. more than to grill a haunch of Valehamp- ton venison (which Jemmy refrained to roast, but, with the aid of Ralph and Ruby, got through in detail in the really superior method of grille'd steaks cut clean through loin and leg), roast game, devil kidneys, and broil rashers of bacon. Twice at least in the week Jemmy had taken refuge in the Maule ; but the cares of office soon summoned him back to his bachelor quarters, wherein he slaved like a horse all day, bolted his solitary dinner at eventide, and sneaked off to bed at the first opportunity from sheer ennui and satiety of his own company. It was with a feeling of relief that he received the following epistle on one of the last days in October : " Vincents Club, Oxford. " Dear Jemmy, — Ruby is keener than MISCHIEF. 147 ever upon Gamecock ; nothing that he can get from Symonds seems to suit him. It is a pity that we did not go down to Ellis's when we proposed. However, I have now asked him to send the little horse, that we may try him as much as we like. It is as good as agreeing to buy him to order him to be sent up like that ; but if he does not suit Ruby, he will carry me with the drag, though not for a whole day with hounds. I have seen also a likely-looking one at Charlie Symonds' that may suit you if you have not yet filled up all your ranks. He is a young one, by Neville, bred at Chip- ping Norton. I expect Charlie will want a hatful of money for him, but, if he is as good as he looks, he ought to pay his way and carry you monstrous. Cub - hunting at Bagley on Thursday. Come and try the two ; if the hounds don't get away, we can lark on to Kingston Inn. Ruby insists 148 THE O.V.H. on your coming, or else giving him carte- blanche to cater for himself. " Thine, as usual, " Ralph Romilly." By 7.30 that said night the three were discussing a social dinner at the Cross, Oxford. Ruby had begun to settle down iii his attic at Merton ; had been guilty of no laches as yet in the way of lectures ; been subjected to no practical jokes; found daily the usual influx and litter of trades- men's circulars and cards of junior men upon his table ; paid morning visits with Ralph to the stable in Holywell ; and, jealous of hurting the Lady's legs in blind fences till the legitimate hunting-season had begun, had already acquired a fair inkling of the merits of the hack-hunters in Oxford livery-stables. Ralph and Ruby, though nursed in MISCHIEF. 149 separate schools and homes, had for years been as inseparable as circumstances would permit. There was a good deal of the uncle as well as of the elder brother in Jemmy's cousinship ; but between the two undergraduates of Merton the gap of three years that usually makes such a difference between a big boy and a little one at school, and carries on the prejudice to ma- turer years, was no bar to friendship of the highest caste. Ruby was perhaps Jemmy's especial pet in the whole world, unless his change of views and self-examination with reference to Georgie Warren during the spring had of late caused the latter at times to reign uppermost in influence. And Ruby must not be accused of not reciprocating Jemmy's paternal affection, if it be confessed that, had he analysed his own mind and inquired in invidious comparison which of the two entered the 150 THE O.V.H. more completely into all his thoughts, hopes, and aims, the verdict would have been with Ralph. The latters natural in- dependence, and Jemmy's easy-going ton- Jiomie, placed these two on a par of pres- tige with each other, completely merging any claims to superior knowledge of the world that Jemmy's extra nine years might have been supposed to have laid upon his shoulders. They had come to an end of dinner, and were debating upon the expediency of joining the college " pool," when the parlour-door was unceremoniously thrown open, and a proctor, backed by a leash of bulldogs, stood in the doorway, and then, advancing with a gaucherie of which such officials are seldom guilty, asked point- blank for the names and colleges of the three, ignoring the usual opening formula as to whether they were "members of this MISCHIEF. 151 University." Ruby, with childish cheek, was fumbling for a card-case ; Ralph looked as savage as a bear at the intrusion ; when Jemmy, with the most winning suavity, broke the silence. " I have not the honour of your ac- quaintance, sir ; but you will perhaps al- low me to remind you that this is a private room; that you have entered it without leave or invitation. I presume you are a magistrate of the University ; I am a mas- ter of arts, and these gentlemen are my guests. I have the honour to wish you a very good - evening. — Charles" (to the waiter), " hold a light upon the stairs. — Good- evening, sir," as the proctor (more strictly a pro) backed out of the room with wholesale apologies. " Scored one for you, Jemmy," said Ralph. " I am not sure whether you had the law of him by rights ; but there's no- 152 THE O.V.H. thing like standing on one's dignity. I must go back to read. — Take him to pool, Ruby, and come for a weed before bed- time." And Ralph lounged off to his lodg- ings in St. Aldate's. It was on the morrow, after one of the usual heavy and unwholesome Oxford lunches, that, the horses were led up by helpers to Romilly's door. Jemmy and Ruby had spent an idle morning inspect- in o* Symonds' stud and the stables in ge- neral, commenting on the young bay horse by Neville, and inspecting the Lady and the newly-arrived Gamecock, who stood in a four-stall stable with three others of Ralph's hunters, at present doing little bet- ter than eating their heads off, in a loose- box. Next door stood Baronet — a winner of the Undergraduates' Stakes at Ayles- bury, and ridden for them by Ralph a couple of days after the Putney boat-race ; MISCHIEF. 153 a useful sort of horse for "hunters' races," but deficient in speed for anything approaching to handicap duty — by the Duke from some half-bred Yorkshire hunter's dam. The horse which Ralph had ordered for his own riding that day was Bluster, a big Irish brown, ragged-hipped, broad-loined, up to hosts of weight, and a terrific puller in company — by no means an agreeable horse to ride in a cramped run, but so perfect a fencer, good stayer, and flyer in an open country, and staunch feeder, no matter how hard the day, that Ralph, ra- ther than part with him, was content to go the round of Chifney bits, gag-snaffles, and other patents, finally settling down to a Xewmarket snaffle and nose-band, as the only thing which inculcated anything like submission. " We shall be too late for any cub-hunt- 154 THE O.V.H. ing," said Ralph, as they settled down into the saddles and began to regulate stirrups. " Let's go up Hincksey Hill, anyhow, and if we see nothing we'll strike across to Besselsleigh ; there's a farmer there has got a bit of blood or two to sell, and I want to look out for something that has been tried to jump, to qualify for Ayles- bury. Baronet will hardly win again with a stone extra, and I mean to work him a bit in hunters' races when these blessed schools are over." So they ambled gingerly down the rug- ged pave, and over Folly Bridge, where Isis looked desolation personified, and through the toll-bar up Hincksey Hill, where they met old F — , the keeper of the drag-hounds, and learnt that the old Berk- shire hounds had accounted for a couple of cubs, rattled a ring round Sunning well after an old one, and gone back to kennels MISCHIEF. 155 betimes. So they left the high-road, jump- ing a low blind fence into pasture, Bluster knocking off his master's hat under a tree as he took off, and then pretending to take fright at the fall of the beaver upon his croup, bolting round the whole ten acres before he could be pulled to a standstill. Then they picked their way over two more fences till they struck the footpath and line of stiles, whence it was plain sailing and nice country, past the Old Fox public, be- hind Sunningwell, across the Cumnor road, through Wootton, and into a line parallel with and close to the main high-road to Kingston Inn — here and there larking over a sheep-hurdle, to the disgust of the shep- herd and wrath of the farmer on his cob at the other end of the field; or negoti- ating the straggling and blind fences that divided the ploughs or stubbles that formed the greater part of their track. 156 THE O.V.II. "How does yours do, Ruby?" said Jemmy, when they had crossed about six miles of ordinary fences, without having gone out of their way to encounter any- thing particularly formidable. " Very handy indeed — such a nice mouth, throws his hind-quarters up rather, and wants a bit of sitting back.' 1 " Yes, he took you by surprise the first fence, Ruby. You showed a bit of day- light, boy; but he seems a clean, steady fencer, and if he goes all well to the end of the day we will take him off Ralph's hands/' " I think this young one of mine will do, if Charlie does not want too much for him ; he is a bit eager, and jumps bigger than he need at small places, but he'll get a little more fashion in a month or two. "Two hundred was his figure last MISCHIEF. 157 week." said Ralph, who had pulled back to a walk alongside of them, as they crossed a wet, heavy, newly-ploughed stub- ble; "but of course that will have to come down about thirty when you come to a deal, provided Wadlow passes him, which I think he will do. Give us a lead, Jemmy, into the road," he continued, as theyneared a sfood-sized but clean-cut stake and bound fence, with evidently a ditch on the far- ther side, dividing the field from the King- ston-road, but with a nice slip of grass landing between the ditch and the pave. " No hurry," said Jemmy; "let's make sure that there are no stone-piles or muck- heaps to land on. I bar falls when there is no need for them." Then, having satisfied himself that the landing was sound, Jemmy Blake put the Ll young one" at it in a slow can- ter, and, topping it cleverly, dropped safe 158 THE O.V.H. on the turf border just as Bluster, going forty miles an hour at it, cleared a good fifteen feet on the farther side, disgusting Jemmy with a splash of mud between his teeth, as he turned round to see how Game- cock performed. Then, as soon as Ruby had joined them, they crossed the next fence in search of a well-known line of gates and bridle-path, and within half an hour were picking their way round the muck -yard of Mr. Collis of the Yew-tree Farm. " Good-morning, Mr. Romilly," said the agriculturist, as he came out of his piggery. — "Service to you, gentlemen," taking offhis hat to Ralph and Ruby. " Beautiful mild weather, ain't it? Step in and have a glass of wine, if you please, gentlemen." "With your leave we will presently, Mr. Collis," said Ralph ; " but I have come to look at some of your blood-stock, if you MISCHIEF. 159 have anything of the same class as the last one I bought of you." "Ah, he turned out well, did he not? I heard of him at Aylesbury, and was glad he did not disappoint you. Yes, sure I have got two sisters rising four and five, out of a half-sister of Baronet's dam — Oak- ball, a thoroughbred as she was, and won the Coronation Stakes or something of that sort — by Taurus. I think they're curious, Mr. Romilly, and I'm glad you have come over just now. I was thinking of giving 'em a turn or two at hurdles this afternoon, as I had nothing particular to do, and I shall like you to see them at it." " Well, we have nearly an hour to spare; but we must keep daylight to go back with, or we shall lose a couple of miles round by the road. I hate fences in cold blood in the dark." "Yes, sure; I'll have them out in five 160 THE O.V.H. minutes. Step in, sir, and have a glass of something." And the trio obeyed, leaving the horses in the hands of farm-servants. By the time that they had shaken hands with Mrs. and the Miss Collises — plump, buxom young ladies, who gazed in wonder- ment at Ruby till even his impudence had nearly recourse to blushes — and had pledged the farmer in a couple of glasses apiece of passable sherry, the young fillies were saddled and mounted by Mr. Collis's two sons, lithe lathy lads of seventeen and nineteen respectively. " This way, gentlemen," said Collis, ■ leading the way across a four-acre pasture into a half-cleared turnip-held with hurdled enclosures of sheep and roots in various quarters. The two fillies were much of the same stamp, and bore unmistakable marks of quality. A racing connoisseur might have MISCHIEF. 161 styled tliem a little too " coachy" to possess first-class speed on the flat, and their action a little too high, and perhaps unnecessarily tiring for Ascot or Newmarket Heaths ; but their long slashing stride, deep girth, well- ribbed-up loins, lengthy quarters, and pow- erful hocks, stamped them as future weight- carriers and no sticklers at dirt, judging by the way in which they each laid themselves out at a hand -gallop through the hold- ing and squelching soil of the turnip-field. Each was a gold chestnut about sixteen hands, with four white fetlocks and star; the only distinction between the four-year- old and three-year-old consisting in the extra development and maturity of the elder sister, and a light splash of silver in the raking tail of the younger. "Hold hard !" said Collis, as they came round the second time, pulling double and throwing the dirt behind them like cata- vol. I. • M 162 THE O.V.H. pults. "Take 'em to the hurdles. — You lead first, Bill/' to his younger son on the four-year-old. And the filly, as soon as she saw what was demanded of her, went at the hurdles like a cricket-ball, clearing a good twenty feet, and jumping out of the enclosure on the further side in similar style. The junior followed, tossing her head from side to side from jealousy of losing the lead, covering as much or more ground in her jump, but audibly touching the upper rail each time, and rather wild in her taking off. " It's only the second time' that the young one has seen a fence, sir," said the farmer; " and the other one has only been showed what to do a few times last spring. Pretty handy, considering, don't you think, sir? " The older one jumps big, and clears a MISCHIEF. 163 lot of ground, and I daresay the young one will rise a little better in a month or two ; but she wants regularly schooling," said Ralph. " Just what I can't give them here in this heavy land — enough to spring a sinew in young 'osses to jump and gallop them regular in such dirt ; yet they're beauties to move in it, they are," continued Mr. Collis, as the two chestnuts came once more round the field, taking the hurdles in their stride in rather improved style. " Have you ever tried the bigger one at real fences ?" said Ralph. " I showed her the hounds, just to qua- lify like, at Tar Wood and Tubney, last month, sir; but the ground was too hard and the fences too blind to do much ; but she jumped the big stile as crosses the rail- way rattling well, she did. I saw that she wanted to follow Treadwell, and wouldn't 164 THE O.V.H. say her nay. She's got a deal to learn still ; but it's my opinion that she's more pace and style nor ever Baronet had, sir, and ought to make a better sort all round." Visions of the Grand National Hunt at Market Harborough and Crewkerne, or wherever was next the rendezvous, flashed across Ralph's ambitious mind ; but it did not do to look too keen ; so he merely said, holding out his hand, " Well, thank you very much, Mr. Col- lis. I think they are rather likely-looking fillies on the whole, though even the elder one is not grown enough to carry me well to hounds just now. However, I will think about them, and shall be sure to be riding this way again within a week. — May we go out this way?" he continued, pointing to the boundary -fence, a low quickset ; and receiving an affirmative, he cantered up to MISCHIEF. 165 Jemmy and Ruby, who had been looking over the hurdles for the last five minutes, and calling them to come on, gave Bluster his head over the quickset, followed by the cousins, and put his head pretty straight for Cumnor. They had passed Applet on on their left, and were cantering across a stubble-field bounded on all sides by impervious bull- finches, when the buzz of a threshing- machine down wind of them became audi- ble, and almost simultaneously a posse of rustics charged helter-skelter from the cover of some ricks at the lower end; the farmer jogging behind upon a pony, with a gigantic cartwhip in his hands, and his voltigeurs indiscriminately armed with oak- rails, pitchforks, spades, et hoc genus omne. " Forard, for'ard !" shouted Jemmy, as a couple of rustics made straight for the double-swing gate at the end of the field, 166 THE O.V.H. the only possible egress, unless they re- traced their steps to the stile by which they had entered. Ruby had at the first alarm turned Gamecock's head to the fence opposite to that from which the sally proceeded, and picking the only spot through which the least daylight was visible, went at it for his life. Gamecock pricked his ears and charged the thicket forty miles an hour, but neither he nor Ruby had weight enough to carry their own way ; and they had no sooner plunged gallantly into the thick of the fence than two strong binders closed round Gamecock's legs, and a third round Ruby's neck, while the horse, strug- gling to push his way through, dropped on his knees, his hind-legs still finding purchase on the top of the bank on which the fence grew, but a low rail catching him under the belly, and his loins and whole body MISCHIEF. 167 behind the saddle gripped tight by strong upright growers that closed together after the first charge. Both Ruby and horse were firmly shackled, and after a struggle or two remained passive and helpless. " I want two sufferings apiece, or you don't go, you don't !" said the spokesman of the rustics, as Jemmy and Ralph found themselves too late for the gate, which was already seized and held, while another lout hurled a pitchfork at them, that might have broken a leg or disembowelled a horse had it struck direct, but fortunately it did no w^orse than rebound between the legs of the " young one" and bring him on his nose for a second. " My good man," said Jemmy blandly, " I know the law better than you ; you have no right to stop us; you can have a summons for a trespass, if you like to have my card. I do not think we have 168 THE O.V.H. done any damage ; but if there has been any, my solicitor can settle it with your master." " Damages be d — d !" said the rustic, a very unsavoury and uncleanly specimen of the common British clod. " We'll have 'em now, unless so be as you like to bide instead." " Push up to the latch, Jemmy," said Ralph, seeing that the rustics were run- ning round to secure the defenceless Ruby, and rapidly losing his temper. — "Drop that, you scoundrel!" he continued, as one of the louts seized Bluster's bridle, and another barred the way with a large piece of timber. "You won't!" Then unshipping his stirrup as the man with the rail made a blow at Jemmy, " If you want a row, you shall have one," he continued, regardless of man- slaughter, and swinging his weapon down upon the head of the leader of the band, MISCHIEF. 169 then dropping a smasher upon the knuckles of Jemmy's assailant, he pushed Bluster almost standing at the gate, cutting a third lout over the collar-bone as he came up to it, while Bluster, unable to clear the obstacle, reared up at it, threw his knees and forearm well over the top, and crush- ing the two upper rails to splinters with his weight, dragged his hind -legs after him uninjured, leaving a clear space for Jemmy, who jumped the remains of the timber and a prostrate rustic, and followed at a gallop to Ruby's rescue. One rustic had got hold of Gamecock's bridle and was nearly tugging his head off. Another was crawling through a good- sized hare's meuse to attack Ruby from behind, when Ralph reached the spot and commenced operations by springing off his horse and smiting the creeping rustic vi- ciously with his lash upon the tightened 170 THE O.V.H. trousers ; then hanging all his weight upon one of the imprisoning binders he so far re- leased the pressure from Gamecock that the horse was enabled to roll head first into the ditch, pinning underneath him the rustic who had been hauling at his head, and leaving Ruby still suspended in binders, till Ralph tucked him under one arm and dragged him to the bottom, just as Game- cock had picked himself up and scrambled out of the ditch. Neither riders lost time in remounting, for a reinforcement of la- bourers was pouring through the shat- tered gate, and the report of a gun, and whistle of a handful of No. 6 safe over- head in the bullfinch, warned them that the matter was getting serious. " Shove on P hallooed Ralph, still brandishing his disengaged stirrup, while Ruby took the lead at the next fence — a plain stake and bound — Jemmy follow- MISCHIEF. 171 ing, and Ralph, with, a feeling of compunc- tion at using such a murderous weapon now that Ruby was safe, took the leather in his bridle-hand, caught the nearest lout two fearful wipes over the face with a Not- tingham cutting-whip, dodged his head to avoid a stray pitchfork, and giving Bluster his head was safe with his cousins in a dozen strides. "It's lucky that none of these beggars have any idea of refusing," said Jemmy, as they pulled up on the roadside after nego- tiating two more moderate fences. a We should have been up a considerable tree. I hate law-courts and petty-sessions ; and, by George, Ralph, I was afraid it was going to be a case of assizes when you took off your stirrup ! It is a beautiful weapon in a row, but it runs risks of manslaughter : you really should be careful." " I was a bit cross, I think," said Ralph. 172 THE O.V.H. " I feared the)* would begin to maul Ruby ; but I was careful after I caught that first fellow on the head, and only went for shoulders and knuckles afterwards. His tile saved that first chap ; I saw him pick himself up as you followed over the gate. — Are you damaged, Ruby, my boy?" " I was horrid near hung, till you came and pulled me out ; and I am afraid Game- cock must be full of thorns. I am scratched all round the neck ; and his knees will want a deal of picking and poulticing. You're a good lad, Ralph, I must say; how you did hustle those louts ! I should like to sro over it again." " Better fun for you than for them, so far ; but it would have been very nasty if that gun had peppered us," said Jemmy. " We're very well out of it, I think ; and you can have that horse if you like, he seems to go W ell and handy. It was not MISCHIEF. 173 every nag that would have faced that bull- finch with so much leaf left upon it." " What do you think of your own ?" said Ralph. " He'll do 'at a hundred and fifty," said Jemmy, "with a warranty; I shall not go farther. Did you come to a deal? They seem a nice stamp." " I am going to look at a young horse at Kidlington to-morrow afternoon, and shall then make a selection. I think the fillies for choice ; and if I take one, I may as well have the pair, if they go reasonable." " It strikes me that we are all