g - ga*yg . nu - t v-m Columbia ©nitifisitu imljfCitpofllmignrk THE LIBRARIES IV-scntcu by Coleman C. Parsons THE MAN OF BUSINESS, A COMEDY. As It is Acted at the Theatre-Royal in Covent-Garden. By GEORGE C 0 L M A N. Mihi res, nets me rebus fubmittere (oner. Ho*. THE SECONP EDITION. LONDON, Printed for T. BECKET, ?.t the Comer of the Adelphi, in the Strand. MDCCLXXIV. ( Price One Shilling and Six Pence. ) ( iii ) TO THE HONOURABLE 'CONSTANTINE JOHN PHIPPS . S I R, W ERE the motives of dedication can¬ didly acknowledged, perhaps it would appear that authors in general rather intend a compliment to their own vanity, than to that of their patrons. Pat;on, I flatter myfelf, will, in the prefent in dance, appear to You too coid and diftant an ex- preflion ; and though I entertain all due ref- peft for fuperior rank and fituatien, and am happy in feizing an opportunity of de¬ claring to the world that I am honoured with the friendfhip of Mr. Phipps, yet never was there an epiftle of this nature, in which mere vanity had a more incon- fiderable Share ; nor Should I be thus proud of proclaiming my affe&ion for him, were I not convinced of his being poffefled of qualities and aecomplifhments that would distinguish and adorn the moft humble, as - well as the moft elevated fituation. In the midft of the moft familiar inter¬ course, I Should be loth to forfeit in any de¬ gree the partiality you are pleafed to Shew me, by the fmalleft appearance of flat¬ tery. But when I do but echo the voice of A 2 all iv- DEDICATION. all thofe who are acquainted with your pub-* lick or private character ; when I barely ob- ierve, that in an age of the moft unbounded diflipaticn, You have devoted your time to the attainment of all ufefui and elegant know¬ ledge; joining to the moft amiable difpofi- tion the moft unfhaken integrity, as well as a thorough acquaintance with the conftitu- tiomof your country, together with the moft able and faithful difcharge of the duties of your profeftion—when 1 juft faintly jflcetch thefe outlines of your character, it will, I hope, rather, be fuppofed that I prefume to hint to you what the world feems to expedfc from a young man of fafliion of fo great promife, than that I mean to corrupt you, or degrade, myfelf, by idle compliment and mean adulation. Of the Comedy which I now prefent to you, I will venture to fay but little. It is difficult for any man to fpeak with a to>- lerable grace'of himlelf, and literary per¬ formances ought to be their own recom¬ mendation; yet i will notfcrnple to confefs* that if I thought it entirely defpicable, I would not follieit your acceptance of it: Three of the great writers, enumerated in the Prologue, Plautus, Terence, and Mar- montel, have, contributed to enrich it, A play lately exhibited on the French ftage, the Deux Amis of M. Beaumarchais, alio foggefted fome hints of the fable ; but the races of them in this Comedy are fo little appa- DEDICATION. apparent, that if I did not thus acknowledge the fburces from which I have drawn, l queftion if the ingenious author himfelf would be able to claim his own property. Did I conceive that this play contained any paflages unfavourable to liberty, more efpseially the liberty of the prefs, You, Sir, would be one of the laft perfons in the kingdom to whole prote&ion I fhould ven¬ ture to recommend it. The liberty of the prefs is a molt invaluable privilege j yet that liberty, like every other fpecies of li¬ berty, may be abufed 5 and while it remains (as it is to be hoped it ever will remain) unreftrained by law, the abufe of it is more peculiarly the objedt of Comedy, whofe pro¬ vince it is, by wholefome and general fa- tire, to correct thofe failings and enormi¬ ties, of which, the law takes no cognifance. Better were it that thoufands and ten thou- iands of fuch infignificant individuals as my- felf fhould be malicioufly flandered, than that facred right of Englifhmen fhould be violated or infringed : yet who will juftify the l'candalous perfonalities{politicks entirely out of the quellion) that difgrace our newl^ papers ? It is not however fufficient, it feenis, to endure them patiently, without a wifh to interrupt their progrels, but the gentlell retort is enough to fet all Grub-Street in an uproar*} and the mod: good-humoured ridi¬ cule of tliefe illuflrious authors is an attack upon the liberty of the prefs:—a liberty which Vi DEDICATION, v5/hich they are realous to exercife in its fulled extent, without allowing any portion of it to their opponents ■, not considering that the chief benefit of the liberty of the prefs refults from its being open to all, and affording a free examination of both fides of every queftion. The very liberty they take, however, they are not willing to give ; like a fcavenger I law the other day in the ft'reet, who befpattered every paffenger with the contents of his mud-cart, but lent a volley of curfes after a lady of quality, who hap¬ pened to fplalh him as fhe drove by in her chariot. Having faid thus much of my Comedy, in vindication of the freedom I have ufed in inlcribing it to You, I will not trefpafs longer on your patience, than to repeat the fatisfaftion I feel in thus openly teftifying my regard, and that I have the honour to be, Sir, Your moft devoted, faithful, Covent-Garden, And affectionate humble fervant,- GEORGE COLMAN. PROLOGUE, Spoken by Mr. WOODWARD. Enter as an Author with a Manufcript, S EE here, good folks, how genius is abus’d 1 A play of mine! the manager refus’d! And why ?—I knew the reafon well enough— Only to introduce his own damn’d Huff. Oh ! he’s an arrogant, invidious elf. Who hates all wit, and has no wit himfelf! As to the plays on which he builds his fame, Boafting your praife, we all know whence they came. Crown him with ivy, leaft of Brentford kings! For ftill, like ivy, round fome oak he clings. Plays you have damn’d, their authors yet unknown, Truft me, good people, thofe were all his own. If his lame Genius ever flood the teft, ’Twas but a crutch’d noun-adjective at beft; Or rather expletive , whofe weak pretence Occupies fpace, but adds not to the fenfe. His Lady-Mufe, tho’ puling, wan, and thin, With Green-Room caudle all in ftate lies-in ; His brats fo ricketty, ’tis ftill their curfe To be fwath’d, Twaddled, and put out to nurfe; Brought up on playhoufe pap, they waule and cry, Crawl on the ftage, or in convulfions die. His play to-night, like all he ever wrote, Is pie-ball’d, piec’d, and patch’d, like Jofeph’s coat; Made up of Ihreds from Plautus and Corneille, Terence, Moiiere, Voltaire, and Marmontel, With rags from fifty others I might mention, Which proves him dull and barren of invention: But fnall his nonfenfe hold the place of fenfe ? No, Damn him! Damn him, in your own defence 1 Elfe on your mercy will the Dwarf prefume, Nor e’er give Giant Genius elbow-room. PROLOGUE. viii Now, now, my friends, we’ve brought him tO’-the flake; Bait him ! and then, perhaps, fome fport he’ll make.. - I’ve lin’d the home hi frn. -’-ove, below ; Friends, like dried figs, 11. . j row! Some wits in ambufh, in the sj.mtry lit; Some form a critick phalanx in the pit; Some Matter’d forces their fnrili cattails play, And ftrike the Tiny Scribler with difmay. On then my hearts ! charge ! fire ' your triumph’s certain O’er his weak battery from behind the curtain! To-morrow’s Chronicle your, deeds fhali boaft, And loud Tt Deums fill the iViorning-Polt. Dramatis Perfonae. Fable, Guiding, Beveiiey, Denier, Tropitk, Check, Handy, Lord Riot, Sir Belter Skelter, Colonel Rakifh, Scanty, Capias, Snap, Hazard, Cafb, Servant, Mrs. Golding, Lydia, Mrs. Carlton, Mrs. Flounce, Mr. Bensle x Y. Mr. Shcjter. Mr. Lewis. Mr. Law£s. Mr. WOODWARD, Mr. Quick. Mr. Dyer. Mr. Davis. Mr. Fox. Mr. Owenson. Mr. Gardner. Mr. KnIveton. Mr. Thompson. Mr. Cushing. Mr. Hamilton. Mr. Bat es. Mrs. Green. Mrs. Bulkley, Mrs. Pitt. Mrs. Hf.lmE. THE MAN OF BUSINESS* ACT I. An apartment in Goldingb boufe . Enter Fable and Mrs. Golding. {She in a fancy-drefs , with a majk in her hand.) Fable. /T Adam, madam, I tell you he is a iVl coxcomb—an arrant coxcomb, Mrs. Golding. Mrs. Golding. He is a gentleman—thoroughly. the gentleman, Mr. Fable. Fab. Yes, a modern gentleman—a fine gentle¬ man—a race of puppies more pernicious to this country than a breed of wolves would have been. —A mongrel puppy too; on a wrong fcent after pleafure; in chace of the fafhion, but for ever at fault; with vanity in view, and ridicule for a whipper-in. Mrs. G. Well, well, Mr. Fable, it does not fig- ' nify talking. You know, you and I could never agree on this matter. I was always for my kinf- B ' man’s 2 THE MAN OF BUSINESS, man’s- keeping the very beft company > and, for my part, 1 fee no great difference between him and bis friends of quality— Nay, indeed, mongrel, as you are pleated to call him, fir, the advantage is rather on his tide : he has money without rank, and nranv of them have rank without money. If Beverley has great goings-out, he has great com- ings-in too; while they keep fine houfes, flaming equipages, and great tables out. of nothing at all. f ab. For which very reafon, Mrs. Golding, he is not upon even terms with them. What has a isan of bufinefs -to do with men of plcafure i Why is a young banker to live with young no¬ blemen ? Mrs. Gold. And why not, Mr. Fable ? Is not the bufinefs of the houfe carried on at the polite end of the town? Does not he live in.the very centre of perfons of fafbioir? And has not he conftant dealings with them?—Not fhut up in Lombard-ftreet—within the found of Bow-bell, ot in fight of the Monument—not cramming turtle and venifon at the King’s-Arms, or the London- - Tavern—but ballottcd into the Macaroni, and a member of the Seavoir Yivrer ■ Fob. So much the worfc—fo much the worfe,,Mrs. Golding—bis father, who was the firm of tire houlfc, etlabltfbed the credit of it by decency and fobriety : but dying while Beverley w as very young, your ’ husband, Mr. Golding, was received into the part- nerfhip as a man of experience, capable of car¬ rying on the bufinefs to more advantage.’ He, yon know, is now ahfent on ncceffary bufinefs abroad. In the mean time, I am left a kind of ■ guardian 'to Beverley, and have, the fuperinrend- ance of his affairs—and what account fliall I be ' likely' to give of> them, .when inftead of making ' money after the example off his father, he " is in¬ tent on nothing but 'iendirg it ? Horles at New¬ market THE MAN OF BUSINESS. 3 marftet, hounds at Bagfnot, a villa, a miftrefs, play, and a round of diflipation among' hair- brain’d fpendthrifts, wafting their conftitutions be¬ fore they arrive at maturity, lpending their for¬ tunes before they -come to them, granting annui¬ ties to eat up theif elutes, or living upon the laie of poft-obits and rcverfions 1—There, madam, there’s a picture of a genteel young banker at the weft-end -of tire town for you ; drawn from the life, and coloured after nature ; how do you like it, madam ? Mrs. Geld. A frightful caricature, Mr. Fable 1 vour defcriptions aje juft the reverie of that fweet flower of a man, the auctioneer over the way. His fty ie is enchanting and delicate, elegant, as the or moulu, or Derbylhire petrifications, he fets to fale, and foft as the pencil of Guido, Raphael, or Correggio—your pictures may be taken from nature; but they are dark!—dark as the landfchapcs of Pouffin, and wild, and horrible as the views of Salvator Rofa. Fab. Madam, madam, it is thefe affefted airs, madam, -that pervert your underftanding, and make you blind to .the danger of your kinftnan.— He is in imminent danger of ruin, madam, which will fall upon him, if fomething is not fpeediiy done to prevent it. Mrs. Gold. And what would you have me do, Mr. Fable ? All I fay is, that good company is a very good thing, and genteel connexions can never do mv kinfman any milchief; and if I had been •miftrefs, I never would have refted till I had got him into parliament. Fab. Into parliament!—into jail, madam. Is not he at expence enough— Mrs. Gold. Expence 1 Lord, lord ! This is a point of occonomy, fir. Why he would fave above double the charge of bringing him into the houfe B 2 by i THE MAN OF BUSINESS, by the mere poftage of letters.*—Sir Geoffry Kilt derkiii got himielf elefted for no other purpofe.—- My kint'man too would frank himfelf whole again, —And then I am fure he would make an admi¬ rable figure in a debate.—Oh, how it would have delighted me to have fat among the ladies in the gallery of the houfe—to have feen him upon his feet, his whole perfon hanging over his right leg, his right arm Twinging to and fro like a pen¬ dulum, and his tongue running down like a larum ! Fab. So, fo! you, I fear, are too far gone for wnolcfome counfel. Beverley, I hope is not quite incorrigible, and fome good may be done upon him. Good morrow rt> you, madam ! I have bu- finefs; good day, madam. Mrs. Gold. Good night, if you pleafe, fir, You may be juft up, but I have not been to bed yet, being (as you fee) but juft come from the Pantheon. Tire mafquerade began to grow thin; but my kinf- man, who was there, is not come home yet, and may not return for fome time perhaps—fo, once more, good night, good Air. Fable!' I’ll endeavour to re¬ cruit my fpirits from the fatigue of the pleafures of the night, and leave you to the bufinds of the day. Your iervant, fir. [Exit, Fable alone, ■ Your fervant, madam!—A weak woman, incar pable indeed of fwaying the mind of Beverley by her advice, but ftill ferving to countenance his follies by her example.—But now to the buunefs ■of the day, as fhe lays !—A ferious day it wilhap. pear to the young gentleman, I fancy—But it is high time to make him ferious—I’ll juft allow him 8 ihort interval to fieep off his mafquerade,. and then THE MAN OF BUSINESS, then wake him from his dream of folly to a lenfe of his true fituation. Enter Check. Fab, Good morrow, Check ! Check. Good morrow to your honour!-The fhop is juft opened and fprinkled. I am going to the compting-houfe. Fab. That’s right, Check. Regularity and punctuality arc the life of bufmefs. Check. The life and foul, fir. I have always found them fc—always exaft myfelf I can anl'wer —always precife to a fecorid—and as true to my time as the. men that ftrike the quarters at St. punftan’s. Ha! ha! Fab. You’re merry. Check! Check. Ah ! I wifti I' had caufe, fir. Another great houfc in the city ftopt payment yefterday, and a large fum fubferibed to prop the credit of another. Sad times, Mr. Fable! Fab. Sad times! fad men, honeft Check. Men make the times. 1 Check. Very true, very true, fir. Ah, one need not go far from home to know that, fir. In poor old Mr. Beverley’s time, when wc carried on bufi- •nefs in Threadneedle-ftreet, thofe were days, Mr, Fable ! I wilh we were on the other fide of Tem¬ ple-:..it again ! Fab. l\o, no; you are right juft where you are, friend. The two fides of Temple-bar have changed hands, Check. The gay, fmart, airy fparks, of the weft end of the town, have all taken to bufinefs, and are turned Iherifts and aldermen ; and the merchants, bankers, and tradefmen, are your principal perfons of pleafure now-a-days. Check. Ah, I am afraid fo. Here’s a houfc, fprfooth! my old lady always entertaining com- 6 THE MAN OF BUSINESS, pany at home, and mv young mailer always abroad; night turned into day, and day turned into night! It was not fo in my old mafter’s time. Never our or the regular channel; lure and mo¬ derate profit; quiet, iober living : a plain joint and a pudding on week days, and, perhr.r s, two joints and two puddings on Sunday ! Fab. Nay, nay, don’t be melancholy, Check. You may live to fee two puddings on table again, perhaps. Check. We have no hopes but in you, Mr. Fa¬ ble ; no hope but in you, fir! Every thing would go to wTeck and ruin, if it was not for you, fir. Fab. Come, come; cheer up, honeft Check! your young mailer will take up fhortly. He has a good heart, and a good undemanding. Check. I W'iih he would make lefs ufe of his heart, and more of his underilanding, fir. He is as generous as a prinoe, and he thinks all his ac¬ quaintance as honeft and generous as himfelf. Let him mind his friend, Mr. Denier, fir. There’s a young man for you ! merry and wife, I warrant him ! He knows that a drilling is a lcrious thing; that a penny faved is a penny got ; and two and two make lour, fir. Fab. Beverlev will find it out at laft, Check.— Have you prepared the books and papers as I di¬ rected. you ? Check. I have, fir. Fab . Very well. Let them be ready for in- fpection this very morning; and tell Mr. Beverley I am gone to the Bank; but defire he would not be out of the way at my return, as I have fonre- thing of confequcnce to lay to him. Good mor¬ row, Check 1 • ■ Check. Good morrow to your honour! I ihall be fure to let Mr. Beverley know, fir. [Exit. Fable. Oh, THE MAN OF BUSINESS. 7 Oh, hcre-eomes his gentleman, as they call him* I with there was not luch a gentleman within the hills of mortality. Enter Handy. Good morrow to you Mr. Handy 1 Good mor¬ row ! Handy '. What! my old Rule of Three! are you there ? good morrow to you ! Check. Mr. Beverley is nor up yet, I fuppofe. Handy. Then you fupjxrfe wrong. Old Thread- needle ! He is up, I aflure you. Check. Indeed! why he is more early than' or¬ dinary, Mr. Handy. Handy. Much later than ordinary, mailer Check. He has not been to bed yet. Check. Mercy on me ! pad eight in the mom- ’ ing, and not gone to bed yet ? Handy. No, he’s not come home from the maf- querndc. • Check. The mafquerade 1 Oh, now you have accounted for it. Handy. Yes, I had fome thoughts of being at the Pantheon tnvfclf, but- Check. What! at the fixpenny Pantheon at lilington, Mr. Handy ? Handy. Sixpenny Pantheon! S’death what d’ve mean, fir ? do you take me for a tittle (hopkeeping mechanic, or one of your dapper city clerks, that draws his pen from under his ear in the evening, to go and drink tea at Bagtvigge Wells or Dob- ney’s Bowling Green ? No, fir; let me tell you I frequent no diverfions but thole of perfons of qua¬ lity. Plays now and then, operas twice a week, ' and ntafquerades whenever there are any.—A lady of my particular acquaintance—of the firft falhion I allure you, old gentleman,—had provided' 1 me a ticket, and a domino, with a fmart hat and fca- 8 THE MAN OF BUSINESS, tber, and diamond button and loop to it.—But as the devil would have it, my lord du— ‘Zouns, what was I laving?—Her hulband, I fay, happening to come in at an unfortunate moment, law the drefs lying in her apartment. My lad)-—a uevilifh clever wo¬ man upon my foul—turned it of T with a laugh, and told him ilie had provided them on purpole for him, in order to lurprife him with a piece of con¬ jugal gallantry. So away they went to the Pan¬ theon together, and I was obliged to amulc my- felt with another woman of quality who kept houfe all the evening, to confole myfelf for my difappointment, Check. You imagine I have a large portion of faith, I believe, Mr. Handy. Handy. Faith !—Why have I offered to borrow any money of you, vgu old multiplication-table ? Eh ! Check. You have not taken that liberty with me, becaufe you knew I would lend you none: but von are rather too familiar with your betters me* thinks. Handy. They arc familiar with us, and encourage familiarities on our fide.—Nay, if vou would fol¬ low my advice, I would engage to make a fortune c\\-n for you, old Methufalem ! Check. For me, Mr. Handy ! Handy . Av, for you, old bov! What do you think now of making love to Mrs. Golding ? Her hufband’s abroad, you know. Intrigues are the mode, and fhe loves to be in the fafhicn-.—Devil take me, if I don’t think fhe and you would make an excellent tets-a-tete —Shalum and Hilpa! Eh, my old antediluvian. Check. A truce with your wit, good Mr. Handy; and pleafe to let your mailer know that Mr, Fable defirss to fee him on foms particular bufmefs as fcon THE MAN OF BUSINESS. 9. foon as be is ftirring,—which, perhaps, may be about dinner-time. Handy. Wlut ! do you pretend to joke too ? Pounds, findings, and pence—you had beft flick to that, ok! gentleman. Check. They won’t flick to you long, I am afraid, voting gentleman. Ha, ha ! Handy. Again! You are trying to copy after old mailer Fable, I warrant you.-—A fly, dry, queer old buck, that Mr. Fable! He don’t much approve of our proceedings, I believe. The people call my matter the Macaroni Banker, he fays. (Laugh heard) -Gadfo ! yonder my matter comes, faith- and along with him his bofom friend, Mr. Denier —a fna-ke in his bofom too, if'I am not miftaken. I never could endure that fhrevvd fpark iince I heard him upon the chapter of vails—which he never gives to other people’s fervants't but, for fear of raifing the wages at home, fuffers them to be taken by his own. A young curmudgeon! worfe than a liquorifli old dotard, if poflible.—What fay you, Grandfire ?— (Laugh again) —But, fulfil! they are here.—Now you may deliver your errand to him yourlelf, old gentleman. (Check and Handy retire a little. Enter Beverley and Denier. (Beverley in a iemin :, Denier alfo in a mafquerade-drefs.) Btv. Support a charadter at mafqueradc! Ab- furd and ridiculous!—and a vulgar idea too, that never entered the head of a gentleman. Denier. Oh, my habit gave me no trouble of that fort—yet 1 did not wear it from choice, but from convenience. One of the managers of Co¬ ven-Garden theatre—for there are about five and fortv of them, vou know—lent me the dtcls—and. I don’t fee why I fliould be expected to fupport a ' C cha- i? TKE - MAN OF BUSINESS, character in it any more than thole who uftialiy wear it.—Eh, Beverlcv ' No,-to be lure. They who lay the lofted tilings, and fucceed molt with the women, enter into the fj-iric and genius of the place the mod happily. Gallantrv and intrigue, not wit and hu¬ mour,. are the objects of a maiquerade. . p/rJer. I beg -your pardon, Beverley. I know more,than one or two profeSed jokers, that rehearfe their parts-for a fortnight b'efore-hand, and write dotvn'2ll the good things they fhall fay ; but, as ill luck.wHl. have it, for want of courage and op¬ portunity, never utter one of them ; and yet, re- jolying they fhall nor be loft to the world, lend them, ready cut and dry, to the news-papers, as having been, their extempore (allies and maiquerade plealantri.es. Biv. Oh, I know r the little haberdalhers of fmall wit; I know them, Denier, and thank you for your deferiprion of them.—But who {he deuce was that very elegant-looking woman that lord Robert Sprightly liuck fo dole to for molt part of the evening: I have a ftrong notion it was lady Sarah Brilliant—very like her figure; or Harriot Freelcve —but her—Ike’s common, you know—her he would not have followed fo warmlv.—Oh, Check, are you there : —Handy too - (Check and Handy cotsi ferwerd) Have you fet my night-things in my bed-chamber r Handy. They are all ready, fir. if?. Did you prelent fir John Squanderfieid’s notes for acceptance. Check - Chid. I did, fir. . Brxr'. Any cards. Handy -—And were they-- good bills. Check ? Haney. The cards, tickets, and mdTages lie en¬ join dreffing-table, fir. THE MAN OF BUSINESS, h Bev. Very well.—And were fir John’s notes duly accepted, Check ? '[/’ Check. They ought to have been duly proiefted, fir.—Not good bills—toot worth a farthing, fir. I have not given him credit for them.” L * ~' r - . Bev. Well, let hirii havc^duerioticep d*ye hear, Check?—Arid do you call at'the Sfai/bif, and'ibt them know that I fhall dine/' there ro-dav;'$ve hear, Handy r-^And do you come to ms with tM itate of fir John’s account, as foon as Parrfupi ~jye hear, Check ? " ~ : Check. The account is ready, firf b’ut Mr; Fable defires to fpeak with you aV'ibonas you'are up, fir. t He is gone into the city, budwill return before you are ftirring, and has particular bufinefs. Bev. I (fell be ready to attend him.—Let me be called about one, d’ye hear, Handy ?— I nave noth ing 'further to fay to you at prefenr. Check. 'Check -Mighty well, fir. - r -Bevl'r HandrJ wait in mv chamber. ■ - 7 licir&\\ ’<1 final 1, fir. [Exeunt Check and Handy fevcrczlfy. Manent Beverley and Denier. Bev. You’ll dine-with us at the Sfavoir, De¬ nier?' Denier. That’s impoffible. Lady Quaver, who fubfcribes to the opera,- has lent her box to Mrs. Carlton and Lvdia this evening, and T have pro- mifed to attend them ; lb we mult make •£■ fhbr: early dinner at home. You will hardly- rite from table before theyfe/r. ■' - y.-'.'- Bev Time enough to fee the HeitJel walk-over the courfe, perhaps: but the pfcct-s of publitfsSi- veriion do keep molt diforderly hours'to'b^toSrcy; As to the.piay-houfes, I fcarce ever attempt yotp&p Into them. There is no getting a mouthful "of. tragedy or comedy without baulking one’s appetite C 2 for ii THE MAN OF BUSINESS, for every thing elfe. But Lydia is fond of plays too ; and the little prude is lb eager and pun&ual, flic is as fure to be at the drawing up of the curtain as if flie went to keep places. Denier. Come, come, after all, you are very partial to my ward, Beverley. She is levcre upon vour gaiety, and you rally her prudery. You both think it worth while to tind fault with each other; .and that’s a dreadful fvmptom, Beverley. Bev. No, no; not lb far gone as that neither. —The girl has fome good natural qualities; but flic has not mixed with the world enough.—She is like one of our Englifli coaches—made of good fluff', and not ill faihion’d—but wants the high Paris varnilh, Denier. Denier. I have a good mind to acquaint her with your companion.—She’ll varnifh you till you ap¬ pear like lord Rufty’s pictures—not much the better for it.-But, apropos to your fimile,— after your coach has let you down to dinner in St. James’s Street, can veu lend it to carry us to the opera ? Bt-v. To be fure. They are not put up vet. I’ll give orders about it immediately. Denier. Stay ! Suppofe it takes me home then ; and I’ll tell them your direction.—I fhall hardly get a chair at this time in the morning. Bev. Be it lb. Good night to you.—But, Denier 1 Denier. Well. Bev. There is to be another mafqueradc next week, at the Hav market. Will you go r • Dnier. No—hang it! next week is too loon for it.—So much of it makes it grow nauleous. Bev. It will be a genteel thing. Denier. A genteel mafqueradc !—Oh, that’s the devil, Beverlev. The company at a mafqueradc fhouid be almofl as various as the charaftcrs they repvc. THE MAN OF BUSINESS. n reprefent.—CountelFes and fempltrefies, lords, al¬ dermen, blacklegs, and Oxonians.—Make your mafquerade too genteel, and it mult be very dull, Beverlev. Bev. All the fine women in town will be there. It is to be given by the club at Arthur’s. I can lupply you with tickets. Denier. Can you ?—Well then—come, for once I will go with vou. Bev. Now, if you could prevail on Lydia to go too- Denier. No ; Ihe won’t take the Paris varnifii, Beverlev. Rev. I am lorry for it. Then there’s no hopes of her. Diflier. Poor Beverely ! Adieu ! Bev. Poor Lvdia, I fay. I’ll go to bed and dream of he: reformation. Good night to vou. ; Exeunt fever ACT 14 THE MAN OF BUSIN ESS. ACT 11 Beyedey’j drejjing-room. Awriling-dejk and drejfing - . .'~.Y table, chairs, &c. 'Bell rings two or three times violently; at length entei Handy in a morning drefs, rubbing his eyes. ' v ■ ’ '* snoi? Handy. ING, ring, ring! The deviFs in Miw j£v Beverley to-day, I think. He defirei to be waked about one or two, and is ready to pull the bells out of the pullies between eleven and twelve, ( Rings) Again! I’ll be with you in a mo¬ ment, fir.— (Yawns)—* If he had been at deep play Iaft nighr, I fhould have thought his lolTesf had difturbed him—or if he had been drinking* that his reft was fpoil’d with ficknefs and head-ache. —But to come home fober, and in good humour* and then drag one out of bed like f fchool-boy or an apprentice— (Rings again) Well, well, I am - coming—Stay till I can get to you* fir. (Going.) Not'he, faith—-here he is—walking in his deep for aught I know—for I am lure, I am hardly awake ,f yet. (Yawning.) Y ' Enter Beverley. . __ f0 Bev. Oh, you are here I fee. I thought you were dead,-Handy. . ..T„ Handy. Dead afieep, fir. I had hardly g6t Wa¥m : ‘ ; in bed, in my firft doze, fir. / v ’(Yawning. Bev. THE. MAN_OF BUSINESS. 1$ Rev, Come, come, my breakfaft. I have no time for dozing and dreaming. To keep my en¬ gagements at night, I mutt difpatch a good deal of butj 3 ^f£d L i'jiJt^’Tinorning. (Sits.) Reach me that bundle of papers. (Handy brings them from the dejk ) I muu anf.vcr thefe letters.r-Now chocolate, Handy; chocolate immediately. Handy ( aftde). W hew! f Exit yawning. Rev. (untying the bundle). Say what they will of your dull tulows and drudges, men of fpirit arc your onlv perfons of difpatch—diligent in their bu- finds, tor the lake of getting rid of it—not working flowly, grub, grub, like a mole, but draining to the goal like a racer.-Let me fee, what have here? (Looking at one of the letters.) Oh, a letter from Mr. Golding’s old Quaker friend and corre- fpondent Ephraim Quiet of Brillol. Re-enter Handy. Handy. The chocolate, fir. Rev.' Verv well.—Set it down, Handv—and tell Check to come to me with the account I fpoke to him about, when I came home'laii night. Handy. He’s here already, fir, and Mr. Fable tooi 1 Ettler'f able, attended by Check, with books and •papers. Bev. ( rifmg.) Mr. Fable, your very humble fervant. Fable. Oh, your fervant, your fervant.-Are you fure you have all the books and papers with you, Check ? Check. Very fure, fir. Fable. And have \ ou the inftrument from my attorney ? Check. It is here, fir. 16 THE MAN OF BUSINESS. Fable. And the balances of the feveral accounts are all right and exact ? Check. To the fixteenth of a farthing, fir; I have proved them again and again, fir. Fable. Very well. Lay them on the table then. I Ihail be with you prefently in the compting- houfe. Cb:d. You will befure to find me there, fir. jf [Lays down looks, &c. and exit , Fable. And now indulge me with a word or tw» in private, Mr. Beverley. Bev. Pray be feated, fir-Handy, wait in the antichatnber. Handy. I fhall, fir, [Exit. Mamnt Fable andBzxetxh)’, fitting Fable (after a jhorl paufe). I am afraid, I have broken in upon you rather abruptly, Mr. Beverley. Bev. Not at all, fir. Fable. My bufinefs is preffing, and I nmft be as abrupt in difclofing it. Bev. Pray, what is it, fir ? Fable. I fhould wi(h to adminifter comfort, ra¬ ther than to diftrefs or furprife you; but there is no time for delicacies or room for palliation. Bev. You amaze me. What do you mean, fir ? Fable. Don’t be too much alarmed neither; don’t let it totally difeourage you. You are young, you know- Bev. Relieve me from fufpence, I befeech you,* fir. . ,i Fable. Nay, I can’t fay it is downright ryin neither. Bev. Ruin, Mr, Fable! Fable. No; not abfolntely. Your credit and charafter may be both a little lhaken by it at firft, indeed ; bur, with induftrv, thank heaven, you will THE MAN OF BUSINESS. 17 will have time and opportunity to re-cftablilh them. Bev. You keep me on the rack, let me com¬ prehend you. Be plain, fir ! Fab. In a word then — what do you think of the failure of the houfe ? Bev. Sir! Fab. Stopping payment? Bev. Impoffible ! Fab. Ten days ago I was of your opinion.— But thole papers, Mr. Beverley, among which are copies of the laft letters from Mr. Golding, will convince you that the danger is imminent. Bev. Why—Why was not I more early apprifed of this, Mr. Fable ? Fab. You have a great deal on your hands, you know ; and I did not care to interrupt your amufe- ments, or damp your vivacity, til! I had exa¬ mined and fettled the Hate of your affairs. I was in hopes, indeed, matters had not been fodefpe- rate.—But one misfortune is always accompanied by another, and another followed by more.—The inlurance not being done on the Speedwell and Thetis, owing to the mifcarriage of Mr. Golding’s letters from Bengal, the wreck of both thole In- diamen, as well as Mr. Golding’s other Ioffes in India; the failure of the houles at Amfterdam; the late run upon our own; and the bills we have accepted, being fo foon payable—are unlucky circumftances, all concurring to perplex and cm- barrafs us. Bev. And what—what’s'to be done then, Mr*. Fable? Fab. Oh, don’t be too uneafy ! the Ihock is ra¬ ther violent and fudden, to be fure; but I hope to extricate you with honour and reputation. Bev. You revive me—By what means, fir ? D Fab. IS THE MAN OF BUSINESS. Fak Wljen you have look’d into the vouchers which Check has left with you, you will fee the neceffity of executing this inftrument, conftituting me your foie truftcc and creditor; I having under¬ taken to fatisfy every other, claim and demand upon' the houle.—All that concerns me is, that in order to come handfomely through this bufinefs, and to' appear in earned: to the world,, we mud exadl fome co-operation on your part, fome little facrifices from you, Mr. Beverly.. Bevi Sacrifices- from me ! whaf facrifices, Mr. Fable ? Fab. Not that I' think they will affeft you much' neither. I was happy, to be fure, to fee you keep¬ ing the very belt company, making a figure on the turf, regularly attending the hunt, and enter¬ taining handfomely both here, and at Wimble¬ don.—But people in bufinefs are liable to thefe accidents—and pleslure, you know,.mult give way when prefling exigencies require it. Put your horles to lale, part with your hounds, fell your villa—and as a narrower plan of living, a lydem of ccconomv, will render all the plate and prefent furniture unneceflary, I think it will be advifeable to let this heufc to .'. A fmallcrwill ferve to carry- on the bufinefs. Bei Sl ) orfes and hounds i part with my houfes! difpofe of my plate, Mr. Fable ! furely this is being racher too precipitate. It fhould be very maturely confidercd, whether we cannot fmo- ther thefe evils, without letting them burflrmto a flame immediately. Fab. That has been thoroughly confidered, de¬ pend upor.’t—'nay, I have already convened the capital creditors, and convinced them of the cer¬ tainty of their demands being fatisfied, on the plan I have propofed to you. They are perfuaded that the houle wili ultimately prove good and fuf- ficient, THE MAN OF BUSINESS. 19 ficient, and have engaged to fiipport it. Some few indeed feemed to doubt your concurrence and per- feverance; but I (who think I know you better) undertook to anfwer for both. The truth is, you have no alternative.—The affair is publick by'this time, and the eyes of the whole world are upon you—But courage, Beverly! you have youth, as I told you, and honour, and abilities. They are now put to the teft, and I have no fear of your conduft. When you have finifhed your breakfaft, run your eye over the account, read Mr. Golding’s laft letters, examine the deed of trull, and confider what I have faid to you. Your fervant! Good day to you! Your fervant! [Exit. Beverley alone. What is all this?—Veffels uninfured 1 Failure of correfpondents i Letters from Mr. Golding! Loffes in India !—Sure our fituation cannot be fo bad as he has reprefented it.—I,et me look into thele writings! Let me examine this account!—Handy ! — (fitting) The book of fate could fcarcely be more dreadful to me than this mafs of papers. Enter Handy. Bandy. Sir! Bev. What do you do here, rafcal! I am bufy. How dare you interrupt me ? Handy. 1 thought you had called, fir. Bev. Get out of the room, lirrah, or I’ll— Handy. I beg your pardon, fir. I am gone* fir ,—What the deuce is the matter with him this morning? [Exit. Beverley alone. What an unfeeling animal is a mere perfon of bu- finefs! Mr. Fable has iiunned me : I am thunder, ftruck: and yet there was a lerenity in his manner, D 2 a rna. So THE MAN OF BUSINESS, a malicious calm in his countenance, that cut me to the foul—I am diltracted—I can neither read, nor write, nor think.—Handy ! Where are you, rafeal ? ( Enter Handy) Why did not you take thefe things away, as I ordered you ? Handy. I thought you had not done breakfaft, fir.—A card from fir Charles Eafy, fir. [giving it. Bsv. Give me no cards, rafeal! [throwing it,away. Handy. The man waits for an anfiver, fir. Bev.l can fend no anfwer. I’m ill, I’m bufy. I’m——I’ll fend an anfwer by and by—.I’ll fend an anfwer by and by. Handy. Very well. I’ll let him know, fir. • Exit.] Beverley alone. Let me fee! let me colled my thoughts a little.! Suppofe I advile with Denier 1 fuppofe— Enter Handy. • Handy. A letter, fir!—-requires no anfwer they fay, [Exit, Beverley alone. From Lucy 1 I know her hand. ( looking at the fit- ferfiription). I mull loo.k into it; but what poor ■fpirits have I at prefent to perufe letters of gaiety! Her tendernefs too— {opens and reads) What’-s this ? . “ Sir Harry Flutter has heard of your misfor- cc tunes, and convinced me that I fhould be a bur.- then to you. He has offered to be my friend, “ fo adieu, Beverley ! “ Your’s Lucy,” . Confufion!—--the bufinefs is publick indeed then—- But fo foon to defert me!—To he the call lover of THE MAN OF BUSINESS. 21 of a cad miftrefs to half the town ? But let her go ! let her go ! An ungrateful jade ! My friends will execrate her. All my numerous acquaintance will ikfpile her. She’ll be the feoff, the lcorn of— Enter Lord Riot, Sir Helter Skelter, Col. Rakifh, and Scanty. Lord Riot. Beverley !—why what the devil is all this r the whole town is talking of you. Is there any truth in this dory? You are undone, they lay. Bev. No : not undone, my lord ! Col. Rak. The St. James’s Coffee-houfe is full of it, and Betty talks of nothing elfe. B:v. Damnation ! Sir Helt. I was offered ten to one at the Cocoa- Tree that you and all your partners would be in the Gazette next Saturday. Shall I take the odds, Beverley ? Bev. The houfe has not dopt payment, fir!— Confufion ! Scanty. No, no, not fo bad as that-a little cralh, indeed—but I faid the houfe would not dop payment. I was always ycur friend, Mr. Beverley. Bev. I am obliged to you, fir.—Vexation ! Co!. Rak. They fay, old Golding has made a fad hand of it in India. An old blockhead! What did he meddle for ? why you could have ruined yourfelf fad enough without his affidancc. --Poor little Lucy top! file’ll be on the pavee- again. I have half a mind to take compaffion on her mvfclf.—But file’s fo curled fond of Beverley, there would be no dependence on her. Lord Riot. Well, but Beverley ! Your place at Wimbledon is to be put up at at auttion, it feems. ■-Agoing, a going, a going!—So vre are to have no dinner there next Sunday, I fuppofe. Bev. No, r ; o, no, no,—mv lord. Dilfrnftion 1 Sir licit. S2 THE MAN OF BUSINESS. Sir licit. As you’ll part with that fet of bay po¬ nies, and the Phaeton, I fuppofe, I wifli you’d give me the refufal. You fhould think of your friends, Beverley. Bev. Another time! another time, fir. Lord Rid. Ay, I know we interrupt him. He is in the mid it of all his writings and accounts, you fee. I frail be glad to fee you, when you have leifurc. Good day to you, Beverley ! ' ‘ « f S. i Adicu! Bevcrlc) ' ! [Exeunt Lord Riot, Sir Helt. and Col. Rak, Matunt Scanty and Beverley. Scanty. See what a fet of wafhy-minded fellows thefe are now'!—It is well you are rid of them. Did not I always warn you to be cautious of your company ? Bev. I thank you for your advice, but it diftreffes me at prefent, fir. Scanty. Well, well, I’ll fay no more then—I am glad to find matters not fo bad as they have been reported. You’ll keep your head above water yet, I hope.—I juft ftaid to mention the affair of the tw enty pounds you promifed me the laft time I faw you. Bev. This is not a time for affairs of that fort, fir. Scanty. Well, well—I would not have mentioned it—but that laft match at billiards was not quite fettled, you know. Bev. There, fir—there’s a bank-note of the value.—Now' leave me, I befeech you, fir. Scanty. Well, well,—I fee yon are bufy, and I will leave you—but for the future remember my cc-unfcl—(lick to my advice—always be cautious in the choice of your company, Beverley! [Exit. Beverley THE MAN OF BUSINESS. 2? Beverley alone . So, fo! fo! fo!—This is the world, as they call it—A pack of hollow friends, and defpieable ac¬ quaintance ! How weak have I been, to give my heart to thefe wretches, who have fouls incapable of mutual attachment!—Callous to diftrefs, and dead to the feelings of humanity !—How I long to ice Denier! He is a true friend—frugal without ava¬ rice, and chearful without diflipation. He would both advife and afhft me.—tie would pr-e- fently— Enter Denier. Ha, Denier! I was this moment wifhing for you.- You.have heard, I fuppofe— Ben. I have; I have, Beverley; and rantoyoit immediately—‘though I- had particular bufmefs in the city too this- morning—but a friend has pro- inifed to tranfadt it for me. How are you, Be¬ verley ?’ Bev. What a blow, my friend! from whom had you the firft news of it ? Ben. From Mr. Fable himfelf. He came to me’ on my own affairs, as well as about a large remit¬ tance which he has juft received on account of Lydia. Bev. Lydia !—Oh. Denier!—-Lydia ! (Jigbing) —a large remittance did you fay ? Ben.. Yes, from her friends-in India, who con- ligned her to our familv.- A very confiderable re¬ mittance, indeed—But Mr.-Fable is made truftee,. I find—‘They treat her as the court of Chancery does a lunatick.. We are committees of her per- fon, and Mr. Fable committee of the eftate. Bev. Excuie me, Denier; but the very fhadow of mirth is at prelent unfealbr.able. I am glad, however, that Lydia is likely to be fo amply pro¬ vided for. (Sighing.) Ben. 24 the man of business.. Ben. So, am I: and I am glad too that you have always profefied fo total an indifference about her; as a difappointment from any reverfe of for¬ tune, in cafe you had fixed your affeftions on her, would have been an additional mortification.— But Beverly! Lev. My friend! Ben. You are convinced, I believe, of the truth of my regard for you. Bev. I never doubted it. Den. That I have the m'oft affectionate friend- fhip for you. Bev. I am fure of it. Den. You don’t imagine me capable of propos¬ ing any thing that might be difagreeable to you ? Bev. The laft man on earth I Should fufpedt of it. Ben. I think too, on your part, Beverley, tlidt you would not, from a mere point of delicaty, op- pole or repine at my happinefs, if it did not inter¬ fere with your own. Bev. No—to be lure I fhould not.—But What is all this ? Explain. Ben. You muff know then, Beverley, that I began very earlv to be captivated with Lydia. Bev. Eh! Den. But fancying you entertained a partiality for her, I Smothered my inclination out of friend- ihip for you. But as you meant only Superficial gallantry, I now vvifli to make her fcrious pro- pofals. Bev. Propofals to Lydia ? Ben. Yes, propofals of marriage; and indeed it feems almoft to have been the wilh of her friends to biing about fuch an alliance by placing her in our .family.' Bev. Thai’s true—that did not occur to me at firfi, I confcls—fhe too, I fnppofc, has given you home THE MAN OF BUSINESS. 25 fome hopes.—I wifh you happy—I wifh you—I wilh you a great deal of happinels, Mr. Denier, (i difordered .) Den. Thank you, my dear friend, thank you! ■—But come, come, Beverley! Mr. Fable’s news has quite dilheartened you. We mull not lee you too much call down, neither. This is but a cloud. You will break out again with double fplendor prefently.—Can I be of any fervice to you ? Shall I look into your papers—and examine your ac¬ counts ? Bev. Not at prefent, I am obliged to you—not at prefent, Mr. Denier. Den. Oh, I had forgot. All my money is locked up: but if you Ihould want a purchafer for the Beverley eftate, on that occafion, I dare fay, my friends would fupply me. You may al¬ ways command me, you know. Bev. I know it. I am obliged to you. Den. Let me fee ! ( 'looking at his watch ) it is not fo late as I thought it was—that Solomon is a puzzling, ftupid, old fellow—I had better go up to the Alley, and look after the bufinefs myfelf, I believe—unlefs I could be of any ufe to you by flaying here, Beverley. Beit; Not in the leaft. I beg I mayn’t hinder you. Den. Good day tq you then! I can turn an eighth i dare fay this mornings Good day, Be¬ verley ! (Exit. Beverley alonet Now I am completely miferable. Fool, ideot, that I have been f to trifle with a delicate female heart—to trifle with . mV own!—Oh, Lydia !. I am now, for the firfl time, thoroughly fenfible of E my 46 THE MAN O’F BUSINESS, my affeftion- for you; and now to difcover it, only to add t< 5 -my wretchednefs! Diltraftion !—Denier too leems to wear a different afpeft—at lead my imagination 1 , jaundiced by my misfortunes, paints him of another colour_Bur Lydia! after the im¬ pertinence of my former behaviour,, how defpicable mult I appear to her!' What a: humiliating didance has fortune now thrown between us! Mrs. Gold¬ ing here ! New torture ! Ha!' Lydia with her f Oh rrty heart!’ How fhall I look up to her! Enter Mrs. Golding {in a morning dijhabille.) Ms. Gold. Nay, come in, child ! pray come in ! I mud fpeak to poor Beverley. Come in Mifs- Lydia, I beg of you (Beverley rims-to-the door and introduces- Lydia)—Ay r take care of her, kinf- man! She is a delicate foul, and as much fhocked’ as if lire were your filter.—But, for heaven’s fake, child, what is this rigmarole dory that' Mr. Fable has diftracled us about ?’ Bev. A very ferious affair indeed, madam* Mrs. Geld. Serious ! He’s- always ferious, I think—preaching, preaching,, for ever preaching like lady Tott’nam, that builds all the Methodiffc chapels.—But it’s a itrange thing Mr. Golding ihould never write me word ; of all thisbufinefs.— Bev. I have not vet examined the proofs, but dare lay, Mr. Fable has- juft. grounds for his pro¬ ceedings. Mrs. Gold. Lord, lord !’ How this- Breaks- into- all my arrangements! The glafs over my dreffing- room chimney-piece is duck round with cards, one upon another—I am promifed the whole- town over for thefe three months* But it’s no- matter—they’ll be the death of me—fo it dOnT dgnily. {throws btrfelf into aebair^ THE MAN OF BUS-INESS. 47 Bev. We muft look forward, madam. The .profpeft is a little gloomy at prefent, but.promifes to clear again. No-endeavours iliallbe wanting on -lily part. Mrs.-Gold. No, I dare fay. You were always a good creature—a great favourite of -mine yo.u •know always—But I can’t tell what pofleffed them •to make you a man of bufinefs. If they had beep •ruled by me, they would have put you into the guards. You would have made a fweet figure in a regimental;: would not he, Lydia ? And then -you’d Have had as little to do as Colonel Parade or -Captain Gillyflower.—But Til look into the red ■book—the only book worth looking into—and fee ;if we can’t ufe our intereft to get you fome little fnug fmecure—a ccommiflioner of trade, perhaps, .or a lord of the admiralty. Bev. I begin to feel we hove no dependancebut ■on ourfelves, madam. Mrs. Gold. Well, -well—may be not, kinfman .—and yet we have a very genteel fet of acquaint¬ ance.—But, mercy on me, what ,a .figure do ‘I •make, if any body fhould call, in this muflin ihade, and queen’s nightcap,! Lydia, my dear ! let me leave you here a minute or two while 1 ■fhufSe on my things—and then come to me in my drelfing-room. Your converfation is better than :hart(horn or lavender. Poor Beverley -here looks .as difmal as young lady-Grizzle on rher marriage .with br Solomon. ;[j Ixst, Beverley and Lydia. ■(1-bey -remain fame time./dent.) . Excufe my, madam, if I venture to ext- how deeply 1 am fenfible .of your appearing ^'keaffe&cd by my misfortunes: and yet I can- : i \ojL but con.fefs that I feel your compaffion almofl £ a as 28 THE MAN OF BUSINESS, as painfully as a reproach—for I am'confciOus I have not deferyed it. Lyd. Touched as I am with the r—oh' render him worthy of fo dear, fo exqyilite a monitrefs! [Exeunt. ACT 32 THE MAN OF BUSINESS. ACT 111. An Apartment in Golding's Houfe. Enter Servant J,"hewing in Tropick. Serv. TT 7 HAT muft I fay to Mr. Fable, fir? y V Frop. Only let him know that his old friend Mr. Tropick, the {hip’s hufband,- defires to fpeak with him. Serv. I {hall, fir. {Exit. Tropick alone. Yes, I Qsall fpeak to him—and pretty roundly too, I believe.—What times we live in ! No morals,’ no order, no decency ! Barefaced villainy at one end of the town, and villainy in a mafk at the other 1 —But my old friend here a hypocrite! I lhould almoft as foon have miflrufted myfclf. It is an unthankful office to give advice and reproof; but it is the duty, as well as privilege, of thofe who have been long acquainted with each other,' to let an old friend know, that all the world thinks him afcoundrel.—Oh, here he is. I’ll give' it him—I’ll lecture him—I’ll— Enter Fable. Fab. Ha 1 my old friend, Tropick! How are you ? How do you ? Trap, THE MAN OF BUSINESS^ 33 Frop. Well, very well. Fab. I am glad on’t; I rejoice to fee you. 'Trap. May be l'o, may be fo. Fab. And your family ?—All well, I hope. - Trap. All very well. Fab. And the young fupercargo ?—How does he go on ? Frop. Mighty well, mighty well. Fab . Excellent!—And his elder brother that was placed at Madrafs, is he removed to Bengal yet, as he propofed ? Frop. He is, he is; but- Fab. That’s right : Madrafs for health, Bengal lor wealth !—that’s the maxim there, you know. Frop. Very true, very true; but- Fab. And Mrs. Tropick too—How is lhe ? . How is your wife ? Frop. P’ihaw! let my wife alone: I want to fpcak with you, old Fable ; I want to fpeak with you. Fab. Well; why don’t you then ? Frop. Becaufe you hinder me. You flop my mouth with enquiries, and won’t let me fqueeze in a fvllable edgeways—A plague of your quellions! Fab. Well, fpeak. 1 am all attention. What have you to fay to me ? Frop. Have you a friend or acquaintance in the world ? Fab. I think fo; feme few true friends, many more very fufpicious, and a number of common acquaintance. Frop. And do you expeft to keep one that has common fenfe or common honelty for the future ? Fab. Yes;—and yourfelf in particular.—But what’s the matter ? If you think I have done any thing wrong, it would be but friendly to tell me fo. Frop* F 3 4 THE MAN OF BUSINESS. Trap. I came on purpofe to tell you ; I came on purpofe to abufe you, old Fable. Fab. I am obliged to you; but for what reafon ? Trep. Every honed man fhould not only abhor a crime, but even keep clear of lulpicion. Fab. Impoffible. Trap. How l'o ? Fab. Both are not in his power. Not to be cri¬ minal, indeed, lies in his own bread; but fufpicion and calumny, in the breads and mouths of others. You confider yourfelf as an honed man, I fuppofe. Tret. Zouns! I know I am, without confidcring at all. Fab. And yet, honed: as you are, you could no more prevent my thinking you a rafcal, were I in¬ clined to believe you one, than I could hinder your calling me fo. Trap. I tell you all the world calls you fo. It is the talk of the whole city—the Alley is full of it—the ’Change rings with it—and by and by, I fuppofe, the talkers in Leadenhall-dreet will harangue about it. You are pretty well paragraphed already, old Fable. Fab. I can’t help their talking or writing. I can only take care not to deferve it. Trap. Not deferve it!—Why, was not Gold¬ ing, the great banker, here, your old friend and acquaintance ? Fab. Mod intimately fo; mod confidentially; or, at his departure for India, he would fcarce have truded his whole family and affairs to my care, with the particular charge of young Beverley. Trap. Oh, did he fo ?—Now we are come to the point then.—And a fine guardian you have (hewn yourfelf—a pretty friend to Mr. Golding too ! You have daggered the credit of the houfe, driven the poor young fellow almod out of his ■lenfes, and made yourfelf his foie trudec and ere- THE MAN OF BUSINESS. 35 ditor. Every body fees what you drive at—but the court of chancery may bring you to account vet old Fable-. Fab. Let the parties file their bill at their plea- fure—or rather do you be my chancellor. Trop. I your chancellor! Fab. Yes, you, my friend. I’ll put in my an- fwer immediately—but remember, that while I call upon your judgment in equity, I muft alfo in¬ fill on your fecrccy. Trop. What ! keep it a fecret that you are an honeft man ?—Let all the world fuppofe you a fcoundrel ? Fab. No matter. Don’t let your zeal for my character teach them to unriddle the myftery at prefent; but rather affift me in carrying on my project. Firft, however, promile filence. Give me your word, old friend. Trop. My honour—Now you know you are fore of me. Fab. I am convinced of it. You mull know then, that the danger of the houfe, and the ruin of young Beverley, is ail a mere fidtion. Trop. A lie !—Zouns! to what purpofe ? Fab. The belt in the world—A white lie, my friend! to refeue Beverley, and fave Mr. Goidingr Trop. A white lie ?—I don’t underftand you. Explain. Feb. The young man was in the high road to deftrudtion, and driving at fuch a rate that he mull loon have overfet the whole undertaking.—It was time to pull the check-firing.—To fpeak plainly ; intoxicated as he was by pleafure and vanity, and countenanced by Mrs. Golding, who ought to have difeouraged him, diredt advice would have been thrown away upon him. But, could I Hand by a (Bent and inadliVe fpedlator of the ruin of a tv hole family No; finding him incorrigible by F 2 " iofter 5 6 THE MAN OF BUSINESS, loiter means, I conjured up the phantom of pover¬ ty. The meafures I have taken have already brought him to reafon; he promifes to become a new man; I lha!l ultimately appear to be a true friend; and the credit of the lioule will be more lirmiv eftablilhcd than ever. Trop. I am fpeechlcfs—tfrwck dumb—you have taken my breath awav—I have not a word to fay egainit vou—you are a very worthv, fenfible, honelt fellow, old Fable. You have redeemed your friend Goldin-r, and will be the making of the young fellow’s fortune. Tab. Nav, I can’t take the credit of his reforma¬ tion entirely to myfclf neither. He is in love, it feems, with a molt amiable young lady, whole tendornefs is redoubled by his misfortunes, while ns 1 calamuv feems to aftedthis mind but the imaginarv w.mt of a fortune Juitable to his pretenlions to her. ‘I rop. And how can vou anfwer it to vourfelf, to retain his monev in your hands, when he wilhcs to make fo laudable a uleof it ? i a a I uon’t mean to retain it. Finding Bever¬ ley in 1b fair a way of amendment, I have already let another wheel in motion, and (unknown to him) circulated a report of a fudden turn of fortune in his favour. ■j rep. Unknown to him, d’ve fav ? Tab. Total 1 ’,'; and it is plealant enough to lee- how awktvardiy he receives the civilities which arc paid to him in ccnfequence of this report, while,, unconicious ot the caufe, he expects (according to the way of the world) nothing but flights and' reproaches. To confirm the report, however, and to put him into good humour with himiclf again, I mean to lend a pretended agent or mclTengcr to lrun, with letters and confiderable remittances, as from Mr. Golding. All I want is a trufty perfon to eiilcharge iuch a commiffion. THE MAN Of BUSINESS. 5 f 7 yep. Can I be of any nfe to you ? Fab. Infinite, if you would undertake this nego¬ tiation. 7 rep. I!—Why, I am unknown in the family, it’s true—but then the letters—Mr. Golding’s hand, you know— : Fab. Oh, reafons may be affigned for his making life cf another hand.—Befidcs, they won’t be exa¬ mined fo nicely. You come to bring money, not to receive it—and that makes a wide difference. But we lofc time —Will you affift me ? Trap. I will—hand and heart—body and foul, old Fable. Let me have the ftores, fails, mafts, and rigging, and I’ll fit him out as handfomely as any veiiel I ever fiira.'lhcd in mv life. You are a true¬ hearted, found-borromed fellow, old Fable. But what an afs have I made of mvicli!—Here did I come open-mouthed to reproach you for your rogucrv; and no w veu have perfuaded me to be¬ come your accomplice. Fab. Mvallv—leagued in honour, not combined and confederated in villainy. But come with me to mv elefet, and I’ll furnifh you with the needful. 'T'rcp. Ill follow you; but I mu ft, I muft afk. ycur pardon fir ft. It touched me to the quick to hear von were a rafcal, and I could not help telling you fo.— I beg vour pardon again, and again, and again, mv friend. You are one of the worthieft men in the world—but, you know, there are not a more iillv, emptv, infolent, impudent, ignorant, ly¬ ing vermin, than vour framers of common reports and collectors of perfonal paragraphs—wretches that pretend to know every thing, and know no¬ thing. Your thoughts, words, and actions, they know them all; what you have done, what you are doing, and what you intend to do, they know : know what a ;V'i:t tv’h his comeflbr, or the king »r have been, will 3 8 THE Man of business. will be, nor are like to be, Bill they know—true’ or falfe, right or wrong, praife or blame, they don’t care a half-penny.—And I, to give a moment’s cre¬ dit to them ! ■ Forgive me this once, my friend ; and for the future, without certain authority, I’ll never believe a word I hear from common report, or depend upon a fyllable I read in the news-papers. [Exeunt, The ftreet. Enter Lord Riot end Ca/Wt/Rakifti. Col. Rak. But do you think there is any tfuth in this report, my lord ? Lord Riot. Fact—you may depend upon’t. A proftor from the city, who came to me about my fuit with lady Riot, now depending in the Com¬ mons, told me that he heard it at the St. Paul’s Coffee-houfe from a gentleman that brought the news piping hot from fir George Sterling at Garra- way ; s, and from fome other particular friends of old Fable. Col. Rak. So then Beverley is upon his legs again, and Golding is not ruined after all. Lord Riot. Full of treafure as a mine, with a certain income as large as a jaghire—fent home whole lacks of rupees by the laft Indiamen, and bufliels of diamonds as plenty as Scotch pebbles. Col. Rak. A lucky turn for Beverley ! I wifli I had known it before; I would not have blackballed him at Stapylton’s; but, faith, I thought he had nothing for it but to Ihoot himfelf. Lord Riot . He is actually meditating a very de- fperate aftion. I hear he is going to be married. Col. Rak. Ay ? to whom, my lord ? Lord Riot. Why to mifs-Oh, here he is to give an account of himlclf. Enter THE MAN OF BUSINESS. 3$ Enter Beverley. How do you, how do you, Beverley ? Nay, never look fo grave and ferious, man ! I know you have no occafion. But why did you not call as I defired you, Beverley ? I love to ferve you, and Ihould have been very glad to fee you. Bev. I am obliged to your lordlhip, but I have been engaged in particular bufinefs. Lord Riot. Bufinefs! You ufed to think plea- fure your bufinefs. Bev. And now, thank heaven, I have learnt to think bufinefs my pleafure. Col. Rak. Ah, that’s the true language of a man that is making a fortune and rolling in money, my lord. But, Beverley, my dear boy, why did you not call on me, if you ever thought there was the lead: Ihadow of an occafion ? You muft be fure that all I could command, was entirely at your fer- vice. Bev. I am obliged to you, colonel; but there was not the lead necellity for it. Lord Riot. No, no; fo it feems. I am very glad to hear it. Will you look in upon us at Al- mack’s this evening, Beverley ? Bev. It will not be in my power, my lord. Col. Rak. We dine at the Tilt-Yard Coffee-houfe to-day. There is fome excellent claret. Will you go along with us, Beverley ? Bev. Not now, I thank you, colonel; I am going to Mr. Denier. Lord Riot. Well; let us fee you foon; don’t forfake your friends, Beverley. Col. Rak. No; don’t let us lofe you; come amongd us foon, my boy. In the mean time, I with you much joy. lord Riot. So do I. Good day, Beverley > Col. 46 THE MAN OF BUSINESS; Co!. Rah. Good day, good day w you, Be¬ verley ! [Exeunt Lord Riot, end La. Rakilh. Beverly alone. Wifh me joy ! What do they mean ? furelv not to in fuit me! No, no; their manner was fr..nk, and hearty,, and cordiai.—And yet, I thought they behaved oddly on the firft Ihock of my affairs. But, perhaps, my fallibility was too quick on that oc¬ casion, and my ccnfufion on the breaking out of my misfortunes made me fee every thing through a raise medium. Yes, yes, I dare fay I wronged my friends, and I am heartily concerned at it- Enter Caffn Cefi. Oh, Mr. Beverley, your fervant! I am glad I have found you. I have juft been at your houfc to defire you to difeount thele bills. They are indorfed by good men, and have not above a fortnight or three weeks to run, fir. Bev. Difeount, Mr. Cafh? What do you mean ? You know I never venture to do any thing of that fort at prefent. Ce.fi. Not venture, indeed !-Well faid, Mr, Beverley; you are pleafed to be pleafant. Bov. I wiih you would pleafe to be ferious. I am fo I can aft'ure you, Mr. Cafti. Caff:. What! you won’t difeount the bills then? bev. No. Cafi. Confider the names at the back of them. Bev. No matter. It don’t fuit us. Cafi:.' “ It don’t fuit us,”—that’s the banker’s old anfwer in the negative.—When you’re come to that, I am fin e you won’t do it—I arn forry fer it—I muft try fame other heufe—Your fervant. [Exit: Bev. Yours ! Now for Denier. [Going. Enter THE MAN OF BUSINESS. 4 r Enter Hazard. Haz. Mr. Beverly ! one word with you, if you pleafe. Bev. {turning,) Mr. Hazard ! Your pleafure, fir! Haz. We have a policy here on Sir Francis Racket, infurcd for a year for twelve thoufand— and we fhould be glad of your name at the bottom of it. Bev. My name, Mr. Hazard ! Haz. If you pleafe, fir.—There is a handfome .premium, and fir Francis is a very good life—He was fhewn at the coffee-houfe yefterday—a very good life—not above fix or feven and twenty—a little wild, indeed, but fuicide and the hands of jufticc, you know, are always excepted. Bev. I pretend to underwrite, Mr. Hazard! Do you want to min me intirely ? Haz. Ruin you! ha, ha, ha'! ruin you—a very good ieft, faith—I with I was ruined your way, Mr. Beverley. {Laughing. Haz. Do vou laugh at me ? Haz. No, no—I don’t laugh at you—but upon my word you make me merry, Mr. Beverley.— Poor ruined gentlemen! ha, ha !—Will you fill up the policy, fir? Bev. No, not at 50 per Cent. fir. You know my fituation, and let me tell you, fir, I look upon your application at this time as impertinent—par¬ ticularly impertinent. {turns afide. Haz. Know my fituation ! Lord, how ibrne folks fwell on their good fortune! He is turning fine gentleman again already, I perceive.—Impertinent, .quotha ! I wifh he would have fet his name to the policy, tho’—I would rather not have had an 11- raelite among the underwriters—however, let the G raelite 4 2 THE MAN OF-BUSINESS, world come to the worft, we are fure of little Abra¬ ham at lafl. Impertinent, indeed ! [Exit. ■ Beverley alone. This affront, among many other mortifications, is brought uiion me by mv paft folly and .impru¬ dence. Not only cenfured by the fenfible and •the generous, , but reproached by the bafe, ridi¬ culed by. the malicious, and ini’ulted by the meaneft of mankind— confufion !—But it is no wonder that I ihould be treated contemptuously: by others, when my conduct. has rendered me io thoroughly defpicable even to myfelf. . [Exit ■ An Apartment in Denierb Houfe. : Enter Lydia and Denier. Lyd. Nay, ceafe, I befeech you, fir!. Do not, by urging me on a point fo very difagreeable, ren¬ der it too painful a talk to preferve that re'fpett for you that I wifii to maintain 1 Den. Engaging Lydia! How much your.re¬ feree becomes you. Yet, let me flatter myfelf it is mere coynefs—and thefe little pruderies^—for fo I will luppofe them—call forth new graces in your character, and revive thc-flame you would attempt to excinguifl). L\d. It is, however, with a peculiar ill grace, •fir, that you now pretend to dilcover in me thefe -latent qualifications—You. who feerned lately fo ■defirous of recommending Mr. Beverley, and now:, from what motive you know bell, honouring me. with your own addfefies. ' . Den. Beverley !—Beverley is convinced of. my inviolable friendfiup for him—but it is no wonder, -Lydia, that I, who had daily and - hourly oppor¬ tunities of contemplating your perfections., Ihould ' be TI-IE MAN OF BUSINESS. lie more deeply (truck, than he that faw you but occafumally. I fnould not, however, fu'ch is my r'egard for him, have urged my own fuir, without being previously adured of his abfolute indif¬ ference. . Lyd. ^difference'!—As to that; fir, Mr:. Bever¬ ley’s indifference, or Mr. Beverley’s partiality,..in this indance, is not at all material. 1 am placed in your family, it is true; and my fituation in life is not as yet jjofitively afeertained. I was taught to’ believe, indeed, that I fliould ere now have, been received and acknowledged by my friends but.,I cbnfider fome late events as an earned of their fpeedy appearance, and I trull they will offer ho violence to thy inclinations. I am determined, at lead: in.my own bread; and be affured, fir, that no intered, no force, no time, lhall lhake my re- folution.. ... Den. Your friends, madam, may poffibly be cf a'different opinionand though I might not wild them to put any co.ndraint on you, they will hardly be partial to .the ruinous date of poor Be- verjep Lyd. In you, fir, his intimate friend, fucli a re- fledtion is particularly ungenerous : yet do not prefume too much upon that notion, fir! What¬ ever I may think cf Mr. Beverley, fortune at .lead: appears inclined to favour him. Den. Riddles! riddles, Lydia ! Lyd. You have not’ heard the late news then. He now feems. as much courted by profperity, as he was but lately threatened by misfortunes: and I am this moment going with Mrs. Carlton, to give Mrs- Goiding joy on the occafion. Den." And to congratulate Beverley ? Lyd. Perhaps fo—but be that as it may, vou muff at lead allow that I have dealt candidly with ' G 2 you- 4+ THE MAN OF BUSINESS. you. Grave as I may feem, fir, I would not wifiy to appear a prude; and 1 fcorn all coquettry. [Exit, Denier alone. Yes, yes; file’s fond of Beverley I fee—doatingly fond qf him—and when a fentimental lady is once touched by a fond pallion, the rage is incurable.— But this fiudden turn of fortune too in his favour— that I warrant has its effeft with her—gold, gold, will have its weight—I fliall foon know the par¬ ticulars.—In the mean time, fuppofe I make a merit with- Beverley of facrificing my pallion to him.—He certainly likes her; and it will be a cheap piece of generofity to refign that which I have no hopes of obtaining, I love to hulband my good offices : ay, ay! that’s the true policy! to gain the good will of others, without touching your own property.—Make a fmall prefent to thofe that you are fure want nothing at all, and it turns to account, like money put out at high intereft.— And ever, ever epen your purle, and offer to lend to thole who you know have no occafion to borrow ! Enter Beverley, Ha 1 Beverley ! you’re welcome. Good day to you ! Bev. Good day, Denier! 1 was impatient to fee you. Den. Yes, I dare fay. I knew you would not be long out of the houlc. But come; cenfefs ho- neftly, Beverley! Was this vifit wholly defigned for me ? Was not it partly—nay chiefly—intended for Lydia ? Bev. Lydia 1—Lydia !—I firculd have been very glad to fee Lydia—I hope fire is well. Den. THE MAN OF BUSINESS. 45 Den. Very well—and very much at your fervice —very much at your fervice, Beverley. Bev. What do you mean ? Den. I mean what I fay—and I have been think¬ ing too on what paffed at our laft meeting, Be¬ verley. Bev. On what fubjeft ? Den. Nay, nay; there is but one fitlyeefc-of any confequcnce now, you know. But I am afraid you diflemblcd with your friend a little. You ihould be frank and generous with me. The com¬ merce of friendfhip can’t fubfift without it; and I have that title to the knowledge of what paffes in your bread, Beverley. Bev. It was then in a date of infurreftion, and I was not maftcr of its emotions, nor indeed, well able to marfnal or diftinguifh them: but you- know I never fcrupled to lay my heart open to you. Den. Why, to do you juftice, I believe your not being explicit, arofe from the agitation of your mind at that infant, rather than from want of fin- cerity—and I was a little flow of apprehenfion on my 'part—but now wc perfectly underftand each other.—I fee you love Lydia : I am lure of it— and out of friendfhip and regard to you, my dear Beverley—I frankly give up all my pretenfions to her. Bev. Generous, generous Denier! Den. Not at all—not at all—all my good offices with her friends, mv correfpondents in India, Mr. Fable, and your own family, you have a right to command. Bev. Your kindnefs overwhelms me. How fhamefully \vas I difpoled far r. time to do injuftice to friendfhip ! I now defpile the mean and narrow common-plncc maxims of our friends falling off from us. There is a jealomV in the unfortunate— an unworthy fufpicion of r.cgleft and contempt on 4 & THE MAN. OF BUSINESS, oil account of their diftrcffes.—Mv flighted: ac¬ quaintance have given me proon their good will, and, your friendfliip is abev: all acknow¬ ledgment. ben. I am happy in an occafion of teflifying my ufi-.rueflionablc regard for you. hr.. I don’t doubt it. Den* Depend on it! Bev. My beft friend ! Den. My dear, dear Beverley ! {Exeunt, prejfing hands, embracing, proteft'mg, Fab. Let me fee—let me fee— (looking at the paper.) —Confufion !—and had \ ou no knowledge or lufpicion of thele tranfactions till now, Check ? Check. Not the lead: item, fir. Little Smoufe the broker is but juft gone, and fays he has done more ftock for my young mafter, than for half the reft of the Alley. Fab. What imprudence! What madnefs! Check. High play, indeed, fir ! Sir Charles Du¬ cat of Mincing-lane, and my young mafter, it feems, have had the whole game between them. My young mafter is the bull, and fir Charles is the bear. He agreed for ftock, expediting it to be up at three hundred by this time ; but lack-a-day, fir, it has been falling ever fince.—You know the rcfcov.nrer day, fir; and if Mr. Beverley does not pay his differences within thefe four and twenty hours, the world cannot hinder his being a lame dud:. Fah 48 THE MAN OF BUSINESS. Fab. It fcarce Signifies what beeomes of him—a prodigal!—But my friend Mr. Golding— Check. Ay, if Mr. Beverley fails, the whole houfe rnuft fuffer, fir. Having flood the late run upon us, our credit was firmer than ever.—But, after a tumble in the Alley, our notes will no more pafs than a light guinea. Fab. Is Mr. Beverley within ? Check. I thought I heard him come in juft as I was following you hither, fir. Fab. Let him know I defire to fpeak with him. Check. I will, fir, [Exit. Fable alone. So!—To trifle with ferious matters is playing with fire, I find. The ruin I counterfeited is now be¬ coming real; and the meaiures I embraced to reform Beverley, and fave my friend, will only ferve to haften their deftruftion. The fudden- nefs of the alarm confounds me. The fhcrtnefs of the time too 1—-Oh, you are here, fir. [Enter Beverley. Bev. To attend your pleafure, fir. Fab. To witnefs your own irretrieveable ruin, fir ! —How comes it, Mr. Beverley, how comes it, I fay, that you have hitherto kept your adventuring in the Alley, your infamous gambling in India- ftock fo profound a Secret from me ? Bev. Spare your reproaches, Mr. Fable ! They are needlefs. I know ail my fault, and all my milery. Ruin and infamy now flare me in the face, and drive me to defpair. The vain hopes I had cherifhed of avoiding both are fruftrated; and there is not at this moment a more pitiable objedt than the wretch you now fee before you. Fab. Pitiable ! And what part of your cor.ducf, fir, has entitled you to companion ?—To that compaffion, which the charadteriftick humanitv of tlfis THE-MAN 0-F- BUSINESS. 49 . this, nation has ever {hewn to the unfortunate ?— Sometimes, indeed, to the.imprudent ?-Have you, fir, any claim to this? You, who have fo grofly abufed the mutual confidence between man and man, and betrayed the important trull repofed in you—What 1 a banker! a banker, Mr. Bever¬ ley, not only fouandering .his own fortune, but. playing with the property of others!—the pro¬ perty of unconfcious perfons filcntly melting away, as if by forgery, under his hands, without their own prodigality !—And is fuch a man, becaufe he is at length buried in the ruin he has pulled down on others, an objeft of compaflion? No, fir, nothing is to be lamented but the mildnefs of his puniflrment. Brj. The very atrocioufnefs of his c.rime, the pungency of his guilt andremorfc, which put him upon a rack feverer than-any penal laws could dc- vife, hill render him an object of pity. Fab. Your remorfe and reformation, I fear, were but hvpocrify. .‘Where was that ingenuous confidence that would elfe have prompted you to lay open this dark tranfaction, as w'ell as the reft of your unjuftifiable extravagance ? Your candour, in that inftance, would, at. Jeaft have argued the fincerity of your profeflions, and afforded a real .proof of your penitence. Bev. Oh, fir, do not attribute my filence to de¬ ceit ! I had been taught to hope and believe that the event would have proved profperous; and thought to have furprifed you, and charmed Ly¬ dia, with my unexpeSed good fortune. But oh, what a cruei reverie have I now to experience 1 Fab. A reverfe that the daily experience of thouf.mds might have warned you to avoid, rather than to build vour hopes on fueh a fandy foun¬ dation. The tide of eaftern riches flowing in upon _ H us, 5 o THE MAN OF BUSINESS, us, which might have fcattered plenty over our country, fuch adventurers as you, Mr. Beverley, have rendered the parent of poverty, and the means of almoft general baakruj tcy. A fimple individual to rife to day worth half a million—an undone man to morrow! Are thele the principles of commerce ? Were thcfc the leflons which your worthv father tranfmittcd to you ? or which I have inculcated ? Bev. Have mercy, Mr. Fable; confider my fituation, and do not feck to aggravate the horrors of ic—I who fo lately thought myfelf in the road to profperity, hoping to retrieve my fortune, and. redeem mv character, now Ihortly to be branded as the molt faithlefs of beings, the bafeft of mankind! Di!traction! Fab. Your fituation, I own is dreadful; but by what an unpardonable complication of depravity have you brought it upon yourfelf, Mr. Beverley ! Not content with one fpecies of enormity, but in* dullrioufly multiplying your ruin, and combining in vourfelf the double vices of a man of bufinefs, and a man of pleafure 1 Gambling the whole morning in the Alley, and fitting down at night to quhtze and hazard at St. James’s; by turns, making yourfelf a prey to the rooks and fharks at one end of the town, and the bulls and bears at the other! Formerly a young fpendthrift was contented with one fpecies of prodigality—but it was reserved for you and your precious affociates to compound this new medley of folly, this olio of vice and extravagance, at once including the dif- folutcnefs of an abandoned debauchee, the chi¬ canery of a pettyfogger, and the dirty tricking of a fraudulent flock-jobbing broker. Bev. Go on ; go on, fir! it is lels than I merit, and I can endure it with patience. My late hu¬ mid* THE MAN OF BUSINESS. S t filiation was but the prologue to my total ruin* The mbit defperate calamity cannot now make me more miierable. Fab. Oh, Beverley! did you but know the con- folation I had in dore for you, the fchemes I had formed to make you eafy in your circumdances, and happy in your love, you would dill more re¬ gret this cruel difappointment. Bev. Happy in my love!—Oh Lydia, I dare not even think of my preemption in having af- pired to your favour! Fab. Go young man! go to thofe friends on whom you formerly placed fuch reliance, and try what they will contribute to deliver you from ruin !—Leave me a while—frudying to exert my weak endeavours to preferve my friend—or, if they fail, draggling to arm my mind with fortitude and patience. Bev. Where fliall I direct myfelf? to whom fliall I apply ? My fituation I fear is hopelefs. The inhabitant of a dungeon, under fentence of execution, is in a date of happinefs, to what 1 feel •at this moment. [£#//. Fable alone. Though he appears at this indant fo very culpable, I cannot but be touched by his agitation and re- morfe.—Yet this is not a moment for paffion, but reflection.—The ruin, if not'prevented, fo tho¬ roughly overwhelming 1 The time fo preffing! My friend abfent! The property I can command, large and confiderable as it is, not to be converted into fpecie direCtly!—What can be done ?—Mr. Tropick mud return me the money in his hands; which I mud now prevent his delivering, as well as the fuppofed letters to Beverley—yet that will be far, very far from fufficient—how to make up the red then!—There is one way indeed—but is that j; THE MAN OF BUSINESS, warrantable ? Lvdin’s truft money.—Have I a right, on .any pretence whatever, to lay my hands but for a moment, on that f'ucred depofit ?—And* vet, where would be the injury ? I am furc of re¬ placing the fum before there is the lead proba¬ bility of its being demanded: and that rcfource, in conjundtion with others already in my power, would limply every emergency. My abfent friend would be rcieued from certain ruin, even the tranf- greffion of Beverley might be concealed from the world, and Lydia would fuffer no wrong, nor even be alarmed by lufpicion—It fliall be lb. I’ll fee this broker and fettle the matter immediately.— And vet, my heart recoils at this tranfadtion. Tne mod pious frauds are at lead ambiguous; 2 nd I feel it as the mod cruel neeeffity to be driven to indirect means, even for the mod generous pur- pofes,—But I have entangled myfelf by one crooked aftion, and I mud endeavour to redeem all by another. [EAl. Another Apartment in the fame Hotfe. Enter Handy and Mrs. Flounce. Handy. Oh 1 if this is the cafe, I fnall give warning immediately. Mrs. Flounce. So fliall I, I promife them. Ruined indeed ! in my mind it is a mondrous piece of im¬ pudence in thd'e trumpery merchant-people to keep gentlefolks for their fervants, like people of qua¬ lm.—Mrs. Golding quotha’!—a gentlewoman of r t I family—as wealthy- a lope-maker's dangle er as any ill the city of -Briitot! equal to Mrs. Golding, 1 hope, at any lime. Handy. Equal,- Mrs. Flounce ! r ay, and a -great deal fuperiour. An old worn-out bit of beggar’s- fapa, that binds the hem- of quality !—imitating eountdies and duckcfics—endeavouring to adapt her 1 THE MAN OF BUSINESS. 53 her vulgar weft-country airs to the meridian of St. James’s—aping in her Briftol manner, the airs and graces of perfons of fafhion—but no more like perfons of fafhion, than a Briftol ftone is to a diamond i Mrs. Flounce. Well! fcrvicc (as they fay) is' no inheritance, Mr. Handy—fo I fhan’t go into place again—not I, truly—I have taken a houie atHogf- den, and intend to fet up a boarding-fehool to teach voting ladies breeding. Handy. And you’ll have great fucce'fs, I dare fay, Mrs. Flounce.-As to me, my mafter was to have got me a good place in the India-Houfe; or to have fent me out 'with the next cargo of judges and generals to Bengal.—But now he’s ruined in the Alley, his intereft I fuppofe is all gone—as well as his principal—eh, Mrs. Flounce! But this is always the cafe, when Lombard Street will travel to Pall Mall. Quite another latitude ! Is it not, Mrs. Flounce r—But odfo! here’s fome- bodv coming up flairs—we’ll fettle this matter in the houlckcepcr’s room. Your hand, my dear! Mrs. Flounce. And my heart too, Mr. Handy! but I ihall pick a quarrel with my lady, and give warning as loon as flic comes home. Handy. To be lure, Mrs. Flounce ! There’s no- thing mere to be got in this houfe. We’ll both give warning immediately; and we’ll give up the month’s wages to the poor devils out of mere charity. ' [Exeunt. Enter a Servant followed by Golding. Gold. Mr. Fable not at home, d’ye fay -? Serv. But juft gone out, fir. Geld. Nor Mr. Beverley ? • Serv. No, fir: Gold. Nor Mrs. Golding neither ? 54 THE MAN OF BUSINESS. Serv. My lady has been abroad with two other ladies mod part of the morning, but we exped her home very foon, fir. Gold. Well—well—as foon as any of them re¬ turn, let me know. Serv: I will, fir. [Exit. Golding atone. Vary ftrange ali this! I don’t underftand one word I have heard or read of my friends, or myfelf, or my affairs fince I landed. Thou art in a maze, friend Golding! But a man who comes home from the Indies, muft exped at his return to meet with fome new events to furprife him—his houfe burnt, his daughter eloped, his fon engaged in a fray, his wife dead, or fome little accident. The principal objed of my voyage too has not yet an- f.vered, though in other points it has amply fuc- eeeded. I long to fee Mr. Fable, or Beverley, or my wife-Who have we here ? Enter Tropick. What is your pleafure, fir ? Trop. To fpeak with Mr. Beverley. But he is not at home, they fay. Gold. So it feems, hr. Trop. Having fome very particular bufinefs with him, I muft beg leave to wait for his return. Gold. I am concerned in Mr. Beverley’s affairs. Pray, fir, what is your bufinefs ? You may truft it to me, fir. Trop. I have letters of great confequence from abroad to deliver to him, and fome more for Mr. Fable. Gold. From abroad! from what part of the world ? and from whom, fir > Trop. From India—from my old friend and ac¬ quaintance Mr. Golding. Gold. THE MAN OF BUSINESS 55 Gold. Mr. Golding!—So here’s an old friend and acquaintance of mine that I never faw in my life before, (qfide.) -And pray how is Mr. Gold¬ ing, fir? Trap. Never better, fir. Gold. Where is he at prefent, fir ? ‘Trap. In India, Sir. Gold. What part of India ? Trcp. Bengal. Gold. I don’t know that ever I had the pleafure of feeing Mr. Golding. Pray what fort of a man is he ? Trop. As good a fort of man as breathes, fir. Gold. Yes; but his perfon! Trap. Oh, as to his perfon, that is indifferent enough—a little, wizen, withered, whipper-fnap- ner old gentleman, Ihorter by the head and fhould- ers than you or I, fir.—A little merry man though —many a curry have I cat in his company- many a fagar have little Goldy and I fmoaked to¬ gether. "Gold. What you and little Goldy arc particular friends then ? Trcp. Very particular; or he hardly would have entrufted me with my prefent commiffion, I be¬ lieve. Gold. What may that commiffion be, fir ? Trap. Nay, I may tell you: and indeed the affair will foon be known by every body.—I am not only commiflioned to deliver the letters I men¬ tioned, but charged with a very capital remittance from my friend Golding, configned to Mr. Fable, in favour of the young gentleman here, Mr, Be¬ verley, for whom I now came to enquire. Gold. And have you this capital remittance with you at prefent, fir ? Trop. Yes, yes; I have my credentials. Here' they are ! (clapping his hand to his pocket) fafe and found, 5 6 THE MAN OF BUSINESS, found, I warrant you—and as good as the Bank, Go’.i. And you had this money directly from Mr. Golding, you fay ? Trap. From his own hands—from whom elfc fhould I have it ? Gold. Nav, how fhould I know ! But it is very well as it is—very well. Be lo good then, if you pleaie, fir, to deliver this very capital fum of mo¬ ney to me, fir! Trcp. To you r on what account, friend !’ Gold. Becaufe, as vou fay, you had it from me. Trcp. Whv, who are you? Gold. The very perfon from whofe own hands, vou confels you received it—Mr. Golding. Trcp. You, Mr. Golding! Geld. The fame. Trcp. No, no—not you, indeed—that will ne¬ ver pats,- I promife you. Gold. Not Mr. Golding!—Why, who the de¬ vil am I then ? Trcp. A damn’d rogue, I believe. Juft now vou laid, you did not know Mr. Golding; and as loon as you heard I had brought a confiderable fum of money, you are turned into Mr. Golding yourieif.—But you may call your fkin again, old ierpenr. The trick- won’t take, l allure you. Gold. Trick!—This is the mod impudent piece of knavery !—Trick, indeed ! I believe, there is fame trick upon me. here, if I knew what to make of it—I’ll have you taken up for a new kind of forgery; for bringing money upon falfe pretences Trcp. And you infill upon it that you are Mr. Golding ? Gold. To be lure, T do. I’ll call the whole home to prove the truth of it. THE MAH OF BUSINESS. 57 Trap. And Mr. Golding, the true Mr. Golding, is really returned from India then ? Gold. To be fure he is. Can’t you fee, fir ? Trip. I have made a fool of myfelf a fecond time—that’s what I fee—but be Who you will, Mr. Golding, or not Mr. Golding, I fhall not deliver the letters or money to you, old gentleman !—I’ll go back again like a fool as I came, to the old fool that fent me—on fuch a fool’s errand. [Exit. Golding alone. What the plague ! Am I in India dill then ? or in the moon ? and mylelf and the people about me all lunatics r—Our affairs, they fay are all in con- fufion, and yet Beverley is going to be married.— To whom I wonder!—No matter who—the match I intended will be quite out of the qucftion.— Another piece of ill fortune !—But I am in the dark all this while—talking of every thing, and acquainted with nothing.—Well! fince I can find nobody, and get no intelligence at home, I will feek for it abroad—by delivering my letters, and making enquiries at Mr. Denier’s— (grin?) But flay !' here’s a woman at laft. My wife, I hope, —Hey ! how’s this ? Do I fee right ? Mrs. Carl¬ ton ! Enter Mr. Carlton. Of all the women on earth, Mrs. Carlton ! Mrs. Carlt. Mercy on me! What do I fee ? Can that be Mr. Winterton ? Gold. No. Mrs. Carlt. Yes. It is he— Gold. No, no, no, I tell you ! Mrs. Carlt. What! flian’t I believe my fenfes i Are not veu Mr. Winterton ? I Gold. 5 3 THE MAN OF BUSINESS. Gold. Till'll!—I am glad to fee you—You know me well enough—but don’t call me by that name again for the life of you ! Mrs. Cork. Why your name is Winterton— isn’t it fir ? Gold. Hid! Don’t bawl fo—Come away from that door a little—and not a. breath of that name, I charge you. Mrs. Carlt. Lord, Lord; what’s the matter with you ?—What’s the man fo much afraid of ? ' Gold. What-mod men are afraid of.—My wife. Mrs. Carlt. Your wife ! Gold. Ay; Mrs. Golding. Now you are fa- tisfied. Mrs. Carlt. What l and are you Mr. Golding then after all, fir ? Gold. 1 believe fo. I was Mr. Golding before I went abroad—but I fcarce know who I am, or what I am, or where I am, fince I came back again. 4 THE MAN OF BUSINESS, good luck, he was lcarce gone before I had no¬ tice of Mr. Golding’s rerurn by letters from India, brought by the fame fhips in which he came over. I did not lofe a moment. I dare fay he had not once entered his doors when the officers met him, and perhaps Beverley himlelf is not vet appriled of his arrival. Am not I a man of dilpatch, Mr. Capias? Cap. A Casfar, a Machiavel, fir! You know all the turnings and windings and narrow back ilairs of the law too. You feel your own way; and are client, counlel, and attorney, all in one, fir 1 Dm. And have you the deed ready, Capias ' Cap. Here it is, fir, perilled, figned, and lit- rled by oid Steady, of Lincoln’s-] — it l lent workman—and if we can prevail on Mr. Golding to execute it, you’ll come m tor an cx- cluiive Hen upon his effects, inftead of compound¬ ing with the other creditors under a commiiTiun of bankruptcy, which I fuppofe will be taken out in Ids than tilde three days. Dm. Ay —and under which they will not pay five ihillings in the pound, perhaps—fucli a tum¬ ble !—fign the deed ! tell him he mult lign it— Mis mind’s unfettled yet, and he'll be cafdv per¬ vaded—Befides, he’ll be glad to terve a particular friend—It can’t afFedt him, you know—the al- ltgnees will divide the remainder.—I have been a conihnt friend to the lioufe—he’ll be glad to re- the obligation, and I Avail fail upon my legs again. - Cap. Let us lofe no time, the fooner lie executes the better, fir! Den. Come along then ! I’ll attend you to Mr. Snap’s. I have not feen Mr. Golding "fince his re¬ turn, and we fhould vifit out friends m their aiuic- tion, you know—come along Mr. Capias! [Extunt. THE MAN OF BUSINESS. 6 5 Scene changes to a room in Snap’j hettfe. Fable end Snap. Fab. Every thing much to my fatisfuction ; no¬ thing here to complain or, I allure you, Mr. Snap. I never was more comfortably lodged in my life, never wilh for better attendance, or more convenient accommodation. Snap. \Ve does all in our power to oblige com¬ pany, fir.—No body can do no more, you know— efpecially fuch as behaves like gentlemen, like your honour, fir—for wc has them of all forts.—Within this fortnight, there has been no lei's than four or five different lodgers in this very apartment.—The room is genteel enough for that matter.—Let me fee, who was they r—An enfign in the guards ; a poet-man from Little-Britain a Scotch actor- man ; an old battered lady from Soho; and a very fine yoting one from the New Buildings at Marybone-that’s five'-and now we hate the honour of your honour to make up the even half- dozen, fir. Fak I hope not to give you much trouble, Mr. Snap. Snap. No, no ; you knows you’ll foon be re¬ lieved I dare fay, your honour. Fab . Were-mv letters all delivered according to the directions ? Snap. Every one, fir; and the gentlefolks faj^| they will beheie prefenriy.—I thinks I hears fome- body at the dcor now.—Shall I fnew them up, fir ? Fab. If you pleafe, Mr. Snap. Snap. Perhaps, they chufes lkme rofrcfhment.— I’ve fome fine dry fherry—• very good foi a whet in the morning. K Inter 66 THE MAN OF BUSINESS. ■ • Enter Tropick. - Fab. Ha! my friend, I am happy to fee you Mr. Snap, good morning to you. Snap. Gentlemen, your fcrvant.—Shall I fend up a bottle of white wine, or a bowl of punch, fir ? Fab. Not at prelent, I thank you, Mr. Snap.— If any body elle enquires for Mr. Golding, be lo good as to fhew them up. Snap. I will, fir.-Your fcrvant—Gentlemen, your fervant, [Exit. Mmnt Fable and Tropick. Fab. This is kind, my friend. You little thought of my defiring a vifit from you at this houfe, I be¬ lieve. T rep. Look ye, Fable, I don’t know what to make of all this.—I don’t underfiand you.—You mav be an honeft man, perhaps.—I hope you arc an honefi man ; but you look very much like a rogue at prefent, I can tell you.—Firfl of all, you employ me in a damned ridiculous bufinefs, in which I have made a curfed fool of myfelf—and that is fcarce over, than in comes a note from you at a fponging-houfe, defiring me to come there, but not to afk for vou by your own name, What’s the meaning of all this, mailer Fable ? Fab. No harm, I allure you, friend. In regard Jjo the bufinefs you mention, I meant to Bop your *oing, if, unluckily, it had not been too late ; and, as to vour not alking for me here by my own name, Idefired ir, becanfe I am not here in n;v own right, but as the reprefentativc of another perfon. Frop. Another perfon ! I underfiand you lefs and Ids. V» hy, zouns, man, they can’t arreft people Fab. THE MAN OF BUSINESS. 67 Fab. No; but they may bv miftakc; and.I have humoured the miftake, in order to ferve the real party, and punifli the rafcallv creditor. Frop. Who is the real party ? and who is the creditor ? Fab. The writ was fued out again ft Mr. Gold¬ ing, at the fuit of Mr. Denier. > I had but juft fettled fome affairs very ellential to Mr. Golding’s intereft ; and did not know of his return till the moment I had placed him beyond danger. Com¬ ing home, however, in the dufk of the evening, the catchpoles lay in wait near the houfe, touched me on the fhoulder, and prelented their authority. I readily o'oeved, fubmitting to an arreft in the cha- rafter of Mr. Golding, and glad of an opportunity of expofing the falfe profeffions of a pretended friend to the family. Trop. Well, this feems right enough;—and yet, fomchow, I don’t like it neither.—I don’t love turn¬ ing and doubling.—I love to go ftrait forwards, Mr. Fable, Fab. The belt road will wind fometimcs, you know. Have a little patience; we fhall foon be at the end of our journey. Enter Snap. Snap. More company, fir.-Walk up, gentle¬ men ; walk up, ladies. The flairs is a little dark; but there’s no danger. Golding, Mrs. Golding, Mrs. Carlton, Lydfcr, and Beverley. [Exit Snap. Fab. Mr. Golding, I am happy to fee you re¬ turned.—Ladies, you’re welcome.—Beverley, how do you ?-Well, Mr. Golding, how do you like niv new apartments ? K 2 Loti ' 68; THE MAN OF BUSINESS; Gold, Like:—I like nothing I have feen of heard of you fince my coming from the Indies; Out of cloors, I hear, you have almoft made me a bankrupt.—At home, I lind, you have made me a fool. Fab. How fo, Mr. Golding? Gold. Have not.you made yourfelf this young gentleman’s foie truftee and creditor ? Fab. He has made me fo, I confefs. Gold. And did not you perfuade him to it by a Can? lerburv raleof letters from me, lodes in India, and the devil.knows what, when you had no more au¬ thority to talk of me, than of the pope or the great mogul ? Had you any fuch letters from me ? Anfwer me that, fir. Fab. No, I had not. Gold. I told you fo-And did you ever hear that I had any Ioffes in India ? Fab. Never. - . .. Gold. There again!—Did not I tell you fo !~ And what the plague did you mean by all thofe falihoods and forgeries ? Eh, Mr. Fable ? . ■. Fab. To ferve vpu, and maintain the credit of the houfe. ... Gold. And a very creditable way our affairs are in, truly ! One moment I learn that you are our iole creditor; and the next moment I find-that our foie creditor is fo much' in debt himfeif, that he is lodged in a fponging-houfe. Fab. Very true; even fo, fir. -rffrop. P’flia! plague of your cool blood! I can’t bear it. V/hy does not the man fpeak out, and telj the whole fiery ?—-Look ye, Mr. Golding» he is a very honeft fellow ; and all he has. done wa$ entirely for your fervicei Gold. Oh ho, fir! Are you there, old Smoke-a T pipe? 'VVhat, mv old friend, that eat curries and jmoked fagars with me at Bengal.!—are you come THE MAN OF BUSINESS. 6 9 come, again ?-Whefe’s the money I lent by you ? Trap. There, old Fable; you fee what-a pretty- figure I have made. Fab. Mr. Golding will foon know you better, "and entertain a proper refpect for you. . Gold. I am finely entertained by you both.. You fpeak for him, and he vouches for you—and I don’t know what to make of either of you. Bur, to come to a right underftanding, be fo good as to tell me, Mr. Fable, whether you did not receive a very large remittance from India, :iri favour of this young lady ? Fab. I did. - Gold. Very well.—You muft know then, fir,' that her friends have appointed me joint-truftee, with a power to pay the whole fum into her own hands immediately. She has a prefent occafion for it, and defires to receive it diredly. Lyd. Ido, Ido, fir, in order to apply it for-the relief of Mr. Beverley. ■ Bev. Generous,' too generous Lydia ! . Ruin fliould not prevail on me to touch a fingle doit of it. Gold. Pleafe to let us touch it, however, Mr, Fable. Fab.- Impoflible. ’ Gold. Impoflible ! How fo > You received it fafe—did hot you ? Fab: I do not deny if. Gold. Where is it then ) ' Fab. Not in my hands at prefent; nor can I atW yance any part of it within this fortnight or three yveeks. Gold. Three weeks!—We can’t flay three days, pr three hours, fir. My Lydia defrauded too !-—Confufion !. l\Fs. Gar!. The child's money gone ! ' Frep. 7 o THE MAN OF BUSINESS. Drop. What the plague ! Can’t you produce the nronev, Fable ? - Fab. I cannot, indeed, friend. Frcp. Friend ! Don’t call me vour friend—I am not your friend—never will be your friend— never lpeak to you as long as I live. Bev. Are thefc vour lelfons of moralitv, Mr. Fable ? Have you reproached me for intemperate indulgence of mv paflions, while you were vour- felf pra&ifing deliberate villainy ? Gold. Ah ! he has embezzled the monev, as furc as I live —Who’s here, Mr. Denier!—Your fervent, fir !— Enter Denier and Capias. Dm. Your’s, fir. I am forrv, Mr. Golding, to have been reduced to the ncceffitv of taking lb dif- agreeablc a Hep as this mav appear to vou. Gold. Dilagrecable ? not in the leaft diiagreeable ; I take it rather kind of you, and I am very glad to lee you. Dm. I am happv to find you confider the mat¬ ter lb fairly. I had rather have avoided it; but being adviled that it would elTentiallv promote mv intereil, and not affect your own, I hope you will excufe it, and indeed rejoice at an opportunity of giving a preference to a friend, inliead of in¬ volving him with vour common acquaintance. Gold. Hev-day! What now - Have I loll my femes, or every body about me loll theirs ? I don’t underfiand a word you lav, what you mean, or what vou drive at. Cap. My client refers to the bill of Middldex, taken out againlh vou, and ferved on vou vefierday evening, under which vou were arrelftd, and are now in Mr. Snap’s cu'rodv. Gold. I arretted !—Where is Mr. Snap ■ Here, houie! Enter 71 THE MAN. OF BUSINESS. ; ■ ■ ' Enter. .Snap. Snap. Did your honour call, fir ? , Gold. .Pray Mr. Snap, did you arreft me laft night r—Did you ferve any ‘writ upon me, Mr. Snap ? _ • : . : • ■ . Snap. Not I, fir !—not upon your honour—I arrefted Mr. Golding; - Gold. Mr. Golding!—So it feems I am sot come to myfelf again 'yet -then !—You, Mr. Sagar, 'Bid you-help to ferve-the-writ, friend? (to Tro- pick.) Den. ’Sdeath, Mr. Capias, there -feems to be ibme miftake here. Cap. Truly there doth appear to have been.a wrongful arreft.. Snap. Not at all, fir.—I knows Mr. Golding well enough.—There he Hands! ( pointing to Fable) I (hewed him the writ, and he came along with me at once. Did not you, fir ? , • Fab. I did.—I fubmitted to go with you, think¬ ing it might be of fervice to my friend, and a pu- nifliment to his falfe-hearted creditor. Trap. This adtion looks honeftly of old Fable, after-all—and yet the-money—I don’t know what to make of him. Gold. Nor I neither. . Bev. But Denier’s treachery ! I could not have believed it! Gold. No to be lure! but you (hall hear of it, fir, (to Denier) and to your eoft too, I promife you ! I’ll fue you for damages, and Mr. Fable (hall bring his adtion for falle imprifonment—we’il pu'nifh you. ■ Den. Indeed ! it is time to look about me then —But you had beft have let the bufincls deep— I have my revenge in my own hands, I allure you ■■—I have a littie pacquet here— Gold 72 THE MAN OF BUSINESS. Gold. Well! what of that, fir ? Den. Nay, nothing—only a little news from Bengal. Gold. Eh! Den. Very interefting to a certain lady, not a hundred miles from this place at prelenr. {Looking at Mrs. Golding. Mrs. Gold. How! what’s this ? Fab. What docs he drive at ? Gold. I wifh he’d be quiet. Den. When you have perufed this letter, Mrs, Golding— Mrs. Gold. Well, fir! Den. You will find, madam—* Gold. Don’t believe a word he fays! Mrs. Gold. You won’t let me hear what he fays. Den. Poor gentleman! his fears overcome him. But I’ll put him out of his pain in an inltanr. This letter, madam, arrived it feems by the fame Ihips with Mr. Golding, and will inform you, ma¬ dam, that this grave old gentleman has had a con¬ nexion in India with another lady— Mrs. Gold. My lmfband ! Gold, {aftde.) Oh plague! I’m betray’d, blown,- and undone! Den. That this young lady is no other than his- daughter— Mrs. Gold. Lydia! Den. That my corrcfpondent in India, who is his friend, configned her to my family, knowing our connection and acquaintance with your own— and that Mr. Golding himfelf forwarded the late remittance in her favour, meaning, to give a co¬ lour to an intention he had formed of marrying Mils Lydia to Beverley—All thefe circumtlances my corrcfpondent refers to, as things of courfe in THE MAN OF BUSINESS. 73 his letter, thinking that Mr. Golding had no ob¬ jection to my being acquainted with them. Read, read, madam I _ [Gives the Letter. Geld. ( aftde ) Dead and buried ! I wilh I was at Bengal now, or in the black hole at Calcutta ! Fab. And fo this latt confidence, like every other, you -have betrayed, fir. Is this your vin¬ dication:? Ben. No, but my revenge, fir, extorted from me by great provocation—Before you open an ac¬ count againft me, fee that you are able to nnfwer all my demands upon you. Take care of the main chance—As to your adtion at Law, my friend Capias here knows I may defpife it. If the officer has made a falle arreft, let the officer an- fwer it.—I have no concern but to take care of myfelf you know ; fo come along Mr. Capias! Cap. I attend you, fir. [Ex. Denier and Capias. Bev. Fool that I have been ! falfe as my other friends appeared, I Bill repaled an entire confidence ip his fidelity. Fab. Sordid, execrable, narrow-minded rafcal! Mrs. Gold. Here’s bafenefs and treachery ! ( after reading the letter ) Was ever any thing fo fcanda- lous ! Concealed children, intrigues in India, and ladies in a corner! Bev. Well, but Mrs. 'Golding— Mrs. Gold. When he is at home with his fa¬ mily, he is as grave, and dry, and fober as a judge, forfooth! and yet when he gets abroad he can be as gay, and as prodigal, as a young nobleman jult come to his title and eftate. Fab. He may have been to blame, madam: but— Mrs. Gold. To blame, Mr. Fable! What! theft were his India voyages then ! this was his bufinefs at Bengal ! thefe were his large remittances truly ! fnuandering his fortune, and what was mv right, L ' Mr. 74 THE MAN OF BUSINESS. Fir. Fable, upon kept madams, Eaftern princeffes, black-a-moor harlots, and natural children ! Mrs. Carlt. Nay—don’t fay that, Mrs. Gold- ins;! Mils Lydia was born in lawful wedlock, I allure you, madam. Mrs. Gold. What! has he got two wives then ? Mrs. Carlt. No—dear me, madam—Mifs Ly¬ dia’s mother was dead and buried before his mar¬ riage with you, madam. Bev. My Lydia’s uneafinefs is infupportabie. Shock her no further I befeech you, madam ! Mrs. Gold. Do you think I have been well treated, fir? Bev. The ftory is but new to me, madam ; but the main particular is Mr. Golding’s firlt marriage, which, I apprehend, has been kept fecret merely from the notion of its being difagreeable to your family. Mrs. Gold. And is this the cafe, fir ? Gold. It is indeed—no further harm, I allure vou—1 Hi on Id have mentioned the affair to be fure —but— Enter Snap. Snap. Here’s one mufter Check below axes for one mufter Fable. Fab. Oh, defire him to walk up, fir; — Now fet your heart at reft about my conduft, friend. Trap. You muft make all matters clear then : for at prefent I don’t half underftand you. Fab. Here comes an interpreter. Enter Check. Well Check, have you fettled the bufinefs ? Check. I have, fir. Mr. Beverley’s differences are all paid. I have acquittances from the parties, and the whole account is doled, fir. Bev. Amazement! Cold. THE MAN OF BUSINESS. 75 Cold. What is the money gone that way then ? None of it embezzled ! Eh, Check! Check. Embezzled ? Heaven blefs your honour! he has made free to borrow the money left in his hands indeed: but then he has applied all that he could command of his own into the bargain. Embezzled indeed! No, no, Mr. Fable cheats no¬ body but himfelf, fir. Fab. Every particular, Mr. Golding, I am ready to explain. I fliall fay nothing in vindication or apology for my conduft. The motives on which I have afted are obvious. Trap. So they are—fo they are friend!—Give me your hand, old Fable ! give me your hand ! I fee you are an honed fellow at laft, and I am not alhamed to acknowledge you. Gold. And I am much obliged to you ! I have enough and more than enough, to (land the Ihock of our affairs, repay you with intereft, and efta- blifh our credit; for, thank heaven, I have been employing my time abroad better than my young partner has done at home. Mrs. Gold. Oh you have been very finely em¬ ployed to be lure ! Fab . Come, come, this fhould be a day of ge¬ neral happinefs; as an infiance of your univerlal good opinion of me, let me have influence enough to make peace between Mr. and Mrs. Golding; and as an earned of their reconciliation, let them give their joint confent to unite Lydia and Beverley, and ratify their happinefs! Bii\ Mrs. Golding !—fir! Mrs. Gold. What fays her fine papa to it ? Gold. Why, if Lydia- Mrs. Carl. Heaven blefs her, fhe doats on him. Lyd. Yes, I will own, my dear father, that the change in Mr. Beverley has removed the only ob¬ jection that I could ever make to him; and I will 7 & THE MAN OF BUSINESS, not hlirffi to confefs that the future happinefs of my life depends on him. Fak. Then every thing is adjufted. I give you joy, mi’ friends. Trip. And I give you joy too. You have puz¬ zled me confoundedly, I confefs—I faid you- were an honeft fellow—I knew you were an honeft fel¬ low at bottom—but it was a damned long way to the bottom for all that, old Fable. Fab. Mv conduct has been mylterious, I con¬ fefs, friend—perhaps,'in fome degree culpably fo ■—but whenever I puzzled you, be allured I no lets embarrafled myfelf. The lead deviation from the ilrait path is attended with difficulties; and though I have abvavs meant honeftly, and thought 1 acted uprightly, I have had ample reafon ro e.v- peri-'nce rhe convenience and r.cceffity, as well as i: n D. E P I L O G t) E. Spoken by Mrs. BULKLEY*. W HEN plays are o’er, by Epilogue we’re able. Thro’ moral ftrainers, to refine the fable ; Again the field of comedy to glean From what the author did, or did not mean ; Or, in a gayer mood, on malice bent. Quite top/y-turvy turn the bard’s intent. Shall we, ye criticks, to night’s play deride ? Or fliall we, ladies, take the milder fide t Suppofe for once we leave the beaten road. And try, by turns, the harfli and gentle mode; A kind of critick country-dance beg'm j Eight hand and left, crofs over, figure in 1 The critick firft ftrikes off, condemns each fcene. The tale, the bard, and-thus he vents his fpleen : “ While books lie open on each mouldy flail. Bills plaifter polls, fongs paper ev’ry wall;, At ev’ry corner hungry minds may feed, \ » r ifdom cries out, and he that runs may read. On learned alms were playwrights ever fed, And' fcraps of poetry their daily bread. Ev’n Shakcfpearc would unthread the novel's maze, Or build on penny hiftories his plays. From paltry ballads Rowe extracted Shore, Which lay like metal buried in the ore. To jump at once to bards of later days, What are the riff-raff of our modern plays ? Their EPILOGUE. Their native dulnefs all in books intrench; Mere fcavengers of Latin, Greek, and French, Sweep up the learned rubbilh, dirt, and dull, Or from old iron try to file the ruft. Give me the bard whofe fiery difpofition Quickens at once, and learns by intuition j Lifts up his head to think, and, in a minute. Ideas make a hurly-burly in it; Struggling for paflage, there ferment and bubble, And thence run over without further trouble j Till out comes play or poem, as they feign Minerva iflued from her father’s brain! Be all original—ftruck out at once ; Who borrows, toils, or labours, is a dunce : Genius, alas! is at the loweft ebb; And none, like fpiders, fpin their own fine web. What wonder, if with forne fuccel's they ftrive With wax and honey to enrich the hive, If all within their compafs they devour, And, like the bee, fteal fweets from ev’ry flower? Old books, old plays, old thoughts will never do: Originals for me, and fomething new !” “ New? (cries the lady) Pr’ythee, man, have done ! We know there’s nothing new beneath the fun. Weave, like thefpider, from your proper brains, And take at laft a cobweb for your pains ! What is invention ? ’Tis not thoughts innate; Each head at firfl: is but an empty pate. ’Tis but retailing from a wealthy hoard The thoughts which obfervation long has ftor’d, Combining images with lucky hit, Which fenfe and education firft admit; W T h» EPILOGUE. Who, borrowing little from the common ftore, Mends what he takes, and from his own adds more, He is original j or infpiration Never fill’d bard of this, or other nation, And Shakefpeare’s art is meiely imitation, For ’tis a truth long prov’d beyond all doubt, Where nothing’s in, there’s nothing can come out. Modes oft may change, and old give way to new. Or vary betwixt London and Peru ; Yet here, and every where, the general frame Of nature and of man is ftill the fame : Huge ruffs and farthingales are out of fafhion ; But ftill the human heart’s the feat of paffion: And he may boaft his genius ftands the teft, Who paints our paflions and our humours beft, Cenfure not all; to praife let all afpire j For emulation fans the poet’s fire. Put not one grand extinguifher on plays; But with kind fnuffers gently mend their blaze, While other licenc’d lotteries prevail. Our bard, by ticklilh lottery, tempts a fale, Prints the particulars of his Mufaeum, And boldly calls the publick in to fee ’em: Their calculation muft his fate reveal. Who ventures all in the dramatick wheel. FINIS. Written by Mr. Colmar,: and printed'/,for T. Becket. i; The Jealous Wife, a Comedy, is. 6d.. 2. The Clandefiine Marriage, a Comedy, Price is. 6d. . 3. The Englilh Merchant, a Comedy, is. 6d. 4. Man and Wife, a Comedy, is. 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