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 GEORGIA FRASER CALLS ON BROOKLYN TO SAVE NEGLECTED SHRINE 
 
REUNION AND DINNER 
 
 O F 
 
 Brooklyn Office Associates 
 
 THE ASSEMBLY 
 
 Brooklyn 
 
 The Twenty-ninth of December 
 
 Nineteen Hundred and Ten 
 *** 
 
 Dinner Committee 
 
 Christie Bohnsack Albert E. Metz Max Laventhall 
 
 Three Brooklyn Office Seniors 
 Jerome Buck Percy T. Edrop Albert E. Metz 
 
MENU 
 
 Blue Points 
 
 Celery Olives Radishc 
 
 Cream of Celery 
 
 Apollinaris Filet of Sole 
 
 Potatoes Parisienne Sauce Tartare 
 
 Chicken Croquettes 
 June Peas 
 
 Tenderloin of Beef, Mushrooms 
 
 G. H. Mumm & Co.'s 
 
 Extra Dry Mashed Potatoes 
 
 Neapolitan Ice Cream 
 Assorted Cakes 
 
 Phillip Morris 
 
 cigarettes Demi-Tasse 
 
"We have with us to-night" 
 
 Presiding . . . Mr. BRADFORD MERRILL 
 
 (Should anything prevent Mr. Merrill's attendance, the 
 presiding officer's chair will remain vacant) 
 
 SPEAKERS 
 
 ' ' Reminiscences of the Good Old Days in 
 
 Newspaper Work" . Mr. WILLIS BROOKS 
 
 (Mr. Brooks was a pilot on the Red River of the North 
 when Mark Twain was on the Mississippi) 
 
 "Seeing America in Thirty-eight Hours" 
 
 Mr. JOSEPH T. GLEASON 
 
 "The Passing of the Ferryboat" 
 
 (A thrice told tale) 
 
 Mr. EDWARD HUNGERFORD 
 
 MIMICS 
 
 Mr. CHISTIE BOHNSACK 
 . Mr. J. IRVING CRUMP 
 
 INCIDENTALS 
 
 Popular Ballads . Mr. SLAFER'S SINGING GIRLS 
 At the Piano . . . Mr. LOUIS COHEN 
 
 Violin .... Mr. MAX LAVENTHALL 
 
 SPEECHES EXTEMPORE 
 
 At one end 
 At the other . 
 
DINNER EDITION WANT ADS. 
 
 WANTED — Oompetent physician desires perma- 
 nent practice; circulation troubles a .specialty. 
 G. H., Manager Circulation Department. 
 
 WANTED — New and up-to-date cravats; collect- 
 or; bave 1.9&7.645 varieties already; must get 
 2.0(10.000 by first of new year. E. T. W., 
 Business Office. 
 
 LOST — Quick route through the Gallic Wars. 
 J. N., Business Office. 
 
 FOUND — Xew facts about Solomon's wealth. 
 E. L. B., Hotel Albert. 
 
 FOUND — Consistent inconstancy of the opposite 
 sex. M. L., Borough Agency. 
 
 WANTED — Competent instructor in tennis; also 
 full set of tournament rules. Address A, 01., 
 General Advertising Department. 
 
 FOR SALE — 3,000 moth-eaten tchemes for m. ik- 
 ing money; great opportunity; must be dis- 
 iposed of at once; no ibroken lots. Address 
 Opportunist. J. I. O.. Brooklyn 'Editorial De- 
 pa itment. 
 
 FOR SALB— Advice, in large quantities at 
 wholesale rates, on how to run a newspaper; 
 once editor of Union County .Record. J. U, 
 Classified, 
 
 WANTED — 'More explicit expense bills from my 
 staff. P. T. EL, Editorial Department. 
 
 L( >ST — 'One ]>erf ectly docile angora ; last seen 
 in possession of man named Snyder. E. B. 
 'G., Editorial Department. 
 
 FOR ISAIDE — 'Book on the Gentle Art of Court- 
 ship. Name and address 'above. 
 
 WANTEID — Names of more young women with 
 telephone addresses. O. l M., Bxisiness Office. 
 
 DOST— Glamour of 'Public Office Holding; don't 
 regild and return; won't have another job 
 no matter what the salary. J. BL, Montague 
 
 St. 
 
 IFOR SALE — 'Fancy frames for funny faces. 
 H. W. ('.. iLivingston st. 
 
 WANTED — Full record of German achievement. 
 Ha- U seuteuffel, Brooklyn Office Morgen-Journ.il. 
 
 WANTED — Ten seven timers to bring up my 
 weakly record. L. C, Classified. 
 
 WANTED— Instructions in bowling. C. H. G.. 
 IFTatbush. 
 
 FOUND — A hideous, screaming example of 
 yellow solicitation; for full record of the same 
 wpply to C B., Classified 1 . 
 
 DOST — Register of Star Theatre box party of 
 several years ago; suspects deny participation. 
 L. B. ( Composing Room. 
 
 WAIN/FED — Lessons in how to foretell baseball 
 scores when a stutterer is the only informant 
 available and the rival bulletin man is stand- 
 ing chalk in hand. EL T. K.. Bulletin Board. 
 
 FOUND — Mv collections exceed my expenses! 
 H. T. OL, Business Office. 
 
 The MoConnell Printing Co.. 
 230-24! William Street. N. Y. 
 
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