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Shervee ELBERT HUBBA mm Contemplations Being Several Short Essays, Helpful Sermonettes, Epigrams and Orphic Sayings Selected from the lilritings of Elbert Hubbard by Heloise Hawthorne (Ubcnein loill be found thoughts that may have been Expressed Before, but probably Dot Quite so (ilell: with Truthful Incidents Gathered and Garnered from the Experience of One iobo has Realized the Value of the Passing moments and has Endeavored to get as much Good from Cbem, for Himself and Others, as Possible— ujbo has Hoped much, Lowed much and Failed much, yet UJhose Grateful faith in the Eternal Beneficence of Things is Still Unimpaired Copyright, 1902, by Elbert Hubbard. WISH to be simple, honest, frank, natural, clean in mind and body, unaffected — ready to say "I do not know" if so it be, to meet all men on an absolute equality — to face any obstacle and meet every difficulty unabashed and unafraid — to cultivate the hospitable mind and the receptive heart. CONTEMPLATIONS CONTEMPLATIONS Page 1 flngPjjlFE AS A KINDERGARTEN. If ||§i there only were a Science of Educa- iliiil tion we would run the boys through the mill and the trick would be done. If edu- cation were a Science we could take so much boy and so much curriculum and produce, without fail, so much truth and competence. ^i^^^^>^^^^.^^. C Strong people are not so much ad- vertised by their loving friends as by their rabid enemies. CThe heroic man does not pose ; he leaves that for the man who wishes to be thought heroic. CA bird in the bush is worth two on a woman's bonnet. C Society does not punish those who sin ; but those who sin and conceal not cleverly go right along hand in hand. And this sort of education is given out, in degree, in Purdue Univer- sity, in the Schools of Technology, the various Agricultur- al Colleges, the Fer- ris Institute, by that strong and useful man, Beardshear of Iowa, and that other equally great man, Booker T.Washing- ton, and by various other excellent men & women scattered here and there. Yet we will not ap- proximate the per- fect college until we have an institution where any boy can go and earn his own livelihood, & where he will not be hu- miliated by the op- eration. Then stu- dents will be paid for their work, and in turn they will pay for certain advantages, and thus the idea of mutuality, reciprocity and economy of time and money will be fos- tered and encouraged. But a little while ago and men were educated only that they might belong to one of the three so-called "learned professions." But we dis- covered yesterday that the "learned profes- sions" are a good deal of a humbug— a truth that the best members of the professions are now quite willing to admit. The best lesson in life is the lesson of Self- Reliance, and the college that inculcates this best will approach the Ideal. CONTEMPLATIONS Page 3 pgffEARNING BY DOING. There is no | mm more preposterous admonition than I sal that which has been dinged into the ears of innocence for centuries, "Children should be seen and not heard." The healthy, active child is full of impres- sions, and that he should express himself is just as natural as for a bird to sing. It is nature's way of giv my interest in his garden was something deeper than mere curiosity, he offered to go out with me and show me what had been done. So we walked out, and out, too, behind us trooped the school of just fifteen scholars. C "In winter we have sixty or more pupils, but you see the school is small now. I thought I would try the plan of teaching out of doors half the time, and to HILE I do not know any- thing about it for certain, it is my opinion that at the Last Great Day the folks who stayed around home and pruned their vines and tended their flocks and loved their and babies will fare a deal than those other men who ing growth — no one knows a thing for sure until he tells it to some one else. We deepen impres- sions by recounting them, and to habit- ually suppress and repress the child when he wants to tell of the curious things he has seen, is to display a 2x4 acumen. Last summer on a horse-back ride of a hundred milesorso, I came to an out-of- the-way "Deestrick School," just such a one as you see ev- ery three miles all over New York State. This particu- lar school house would not have at- tracted my attention specially had I not noticed that nearly half the school lot was taken up with a gar- den and flower beds. No house was near and it was apparent that this garden was the work of the teacher and scholars. Straightway I dismounted, tied my horse and walked into the schoolhouse. The teacher was a man of middle age — a hunchback, and one of the rarest, gentlest spirits I ever met. Have you ever noticed what an alert, receptive and beautiful soul is often housed in a misshapen body ? This man was modest and shy as a woman, and when I spoke of the flower beds, he half apologized for them, and tried to change the subject. When, after a few moments, he realized that wives better tnan tnose otner men made war on innocent people and tried to render them homeless. Of course I may be wrong about this, but I cannot help having an opinion. CDon't be selfish. If you have some- thing that you do not want, and know some one who has no use for it, give it to that person. In this way you can be generous without expenditure or self-denial and also help another to be the same,^^^^^^,^^^,^. keep the girls and boys busy I just let each scholar have a flower bed. Some wanted to raise veg- etables, & of course I let them plant any seed they wished. The older children, girls or boys, help the younger ones— itislotsoffun.When the weather is fine we are out here a good deal of the time, just working and talking." And that is the way this man taught— letting the children do things and talk. He explained to me that he was not an "educated" man, and as I contradict- ed him my eyes filled with tears. Not educated? I wonder how many of us who call ourselves educated have a disci- plined mind, and can call by name the forest birds in our vicinity? Do we know the bird- notes when we hear them? Can we with pencil outline the leaves of oak, elm, maple, chestnut, hazel, walnut, birch or beech trees, so others familiar with these trees can recog- nize them? Do we know by name or on sight the insects that fill the summer nights with melody? Do we know whether the katydid, cricket and locust "sing" with mouth, wings or feet? Do we know what they feed upon, how long they live, and what becomes of the tree-toad in winter? Do we know for sure how much CONTEMPLATIONS Page 4 a bushel of wheat weighs? I wonder what it is to be educated. Here was a man seem- ingly sore smitten by the hand of Fate, and yet whose heart was filled with sympathy and love. He had no quarrel either with the world or Destiny. He was childless that he might love all children, and that his heart might go out to every living thing. The trus- tees of the school in the presence of such a man, should we not uncover? fS IFE IN ABUNDANCE. The supreme J. Sgs prayer of my heart is, not to be learned, y§=2J rich, famous, powerful, or "good," but to be Radiant. I desire to radiate health, cheerfulness, sin- cerity, calm courage MERICANITIS is on the increase, the Wise Ones say. Americanitis comes from an intense desire to "git thar" and an awful fear that you cannot. The ounce of prevention is to cut down your calling list, play tag with the chil- dren and let the world slide. Re- did not take much interest in the cur- riculum, I found, so they let the teacher have his way; and I have since been told that the best schools are those where the Trustees or Direc- tors take no interest in the institution. A rare collection of birds' eggs, fungi & forest leaves had been made, and I was shown outline drawings of all the leaves in the garden. This idea of draw- ing a picture of the object led to a much closer observation, the teacher thought. And when I found on questioningsome of the children, that the whole school took a semi-weekly ramble through the woods, and made close studies of the wild birds, as well as insects, it came to me that this man, afar from any " intellectual center," was working out a pedagogic system that science could never improve upon. Whether the little man realized this or not I cannot say, but I do not think he guessed the great- ness of his work and methods. It was all so simple— he did the thing he liked to do, and led the children out and they followed be- cause they loved the man, and soon loved the things that he loved. Science seeks to simplify. This country school-teacher, doing his own little work in his own little way, was a true scientist. And member that your real wants are not many — a few hours work a day will supply your needs — then you are safe from Americanitis and death at the top^^^^^^.^^.^i^^^^^^i. CLMany a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. CThe mouth indicates the flesh ; the eye the soul. C.Talk less and listen morc-sm^^ and good will. I wish to live with- out hate, whim, jeal- ousy, envy or fear. £1 I wish to be sim- ple, honest, natural, frank, clean in mind and clean in body, unaffected — ready to say "I do not know" if so it be, to meet all men on an absolute equality — to face any obstacle and meet every dif- ficulty unafraid and unabashed. I wish others to live their lives, too, — up to their highest, full- est and best. To that end I pray that I may never meddle, dic- tate, interfere, give advice that is not wanted, nor assist when my services are not needed. If I can help people I '11 do it by giving them a chance to help them- selves; and if I can uplift or inspire, let it be by example, inference and suggestion rather than by injunction and dictation. That is to say, / desire to be Radiant— to Radiate Life! fcfM PASTELLE. A folder that contains a WaM device representing a locomotive en- HM gineer at his post has been issued by the Chicago & Alton Railroad. The picture is one of the happiest inspirations of its kind I ever saw. The first time I looked upon it, it gave me a sort of thrill. There sits the man, gloved, cap drawn tightly, one hand on the CONTEMPLATIONS PageS lever of the throttle valve, the other free. The pose is easy, natural — no intensity, no strain, no fear; on the face is a suggestion of ele- mental calm, and a courage that might be the envy of gods and men. Behind this quiet man, so calm, so poised, is a treasure of half a million dollars and two hundred precious lives — he holds them all in that easy and unquaking grasp. Before him V»?3l T is are two straight lines of steel, & the huge, black, all-enfolding Night. And into the gloom, in all perfect faith, this quiet man forces his sensitive monster, with that precious cargo and the priceless lives. The man is fearless. On the boyish face care sits lightly, and yet in it all the artist has thrown a look of experience and a wisdom that betok- ens Power. I wonder if the man who drew that pic- ture ever read a lit- tle book by Edward Carpenter entitled, Towards Democra- cy. Let me quote you this: "Was this then the whole sum of life? "A grinning, gibbering organization of nega- tions — a polite trap, and a circle of endlessly complaisant faces bowing you back from reality I "Well, as it happened just then — and as we stopped at a small way station — my eyes from my swoon-sleep opening, encountered the grimy and oil-besmeared figure of a stoker. "Close at my elbow on the foot-plate of his engine he was standing. "And the firelight fell on him brightly as for a moment his eyes rested on mine. "That was all, but it was enough. "The youthful face, yet so experienced and calm, was enough ; the quiet look, the straight untroubled, unseeking eyes, resting upon me — giving me without any ado the thing I needed, and in a moment I felt the sting and torrent of Reality. "The swift nights out in the rain I felt, and the great black sky overhead, and the flash- ing of red and green lights in the forward distance. The anxi- T is doubtless true that stupid men by remaining quiet may often pass for men of wisdom: this is because no man can real- ly talk as wise as he can look. C. Mother nature is kind, and if she deprives us of one thing she gives us another — happiness seems to be meted out to each and all in equal portions j^j^js^ (IWe desire at least a modicum of intellectual honesty, and the man who shuffles his opinions in order to match ours is seen through quick- ly. We want none of him. tLWriters seldom write the things they think. They simply write the things they think other folks think they think ,#^,#8*#©&,#©^#^.«smg8!> ous straining for a glimpse sideways into the darkness — the dash of cold and wet above, the heat below — "All this I felt, as if it had been myself. "O eyes, O face, how in that moment without any ado you gave me all!" These splendid fel- lows who do their work and hold their peace — they do give us faith in God and faith in ourselves. CONTEMPLATIONS Page 8 The other day Ed. Geers drove up in front of the Shop and shouted "Hello!" I went out to see what he wanted. He took a book out of his blouse and handing it to me, smiled half apologetically and drove away without a blessed word. I opened the volume and read the title-page, "My Experience with the Trotters: by Ed. Geers." That night I read the volume from cover to cover. Mr. Geers's book is a plain and simple statement concern- ing some of the prin- cipal horse events in this man's histo- ry. That the horse world wants to know the facts set forth, & that they are val- uable, coming from such a man, there is no doubt. The Trotting Horse is a purely American Institution, and with its evolution Mr. Geers has played a most important part. CLHe tells his story with a pleasing direct- ness, as becomes a man who is accustomed to do things and not merely talk about them. Ed. Geers has collaborated his intellect, cun- ning and courage with the strength of the horse, and by this method a trotting speed has been developed by him in hundreds of horses that cannot be equaled by one horse in a thousand on the run. And by the way, Geers was the first man ever to use a bicycle sulky in a public race. When he appeared on the track at Detroit in a "bike cart" in 1892, the Grand Stand lifted a laugh that could be heard a mile. Geers sized up the field by dropping the first heat, and then went in and took the next three, straight. The talent got hit hard and "squealed" to the judges, declaring the "bike" a diabolical invention that pushed the horse along. The judges, who had put up small greenish rolls on Geers's horse, on the quiet, declared that the race was square. C Next year there were no high wheels to be seen on the Grand Circuit, and all records were knocked off about four seconds in consequence. To show that Ed. Geers has a pleasing literary style, and also to prove further that his heart is right, I give the following quotation. It is a fair taste of his quality: "I do not believe any horse ever lived that possessed more racing sense, gameness and endurance than did Hal Pointer. I have often seen him, after a hard fought five heat race, being cooled out when another race was called, and he would grow restless & un- easy and show by every action that he wanted to get back to the track and take a hand in the ex- citement. "Hal Pointer was a difficult horse to get to score fast, and was always slow in getting away. He did not seem to be im- bued with the neces- sity of winning the heat until the middle or latter part of the mile had been reached, and then he would bend all his mighty energies in an endeavor to first reach the wire, and very few horses were ever able to withstand his terrific rush. He never required, and would not endure punishment. Once when I was giving him a work-out he did some- thing I did not like and I struck him with the whip twice, and in spite of everything I could do, he ran three miles before I could stop him. I never tried it again, and in all the races I ever drove him I never did anything more than carry the whip over him, and when I wanted some extra speed I would shake it at him. I gave him a record of 2.04 1-2, which was the world's record at that time. "It is a lamentable fact that many good horses, after their days of usefulness are over, and they are no longer able to earn money for their owners, are, through avarice or want of sympathy, either killed or com- pelled to eke out a miserable existence doing drudgery for strangers, when, by reason of their past services, they should be tenderly cared for by those whom they have faithfully served. I am glad to know that no hardships of this kind are in store for grand old Hal Pointer. I am giving him just enough light road work for exercise, driving back and CIENCE has explained many things, but it has not yet told why it sometimes happens that when seven- I teen eggs are hatched, the brood will consist of sixteen barn- yard fowls and one eagle. *L Verily, in the midst of life we are in Set of Roycroft Backs CONTEMPLATIONS Page 9 forth from Village Farm to the Jewett cov- ered track. I generally drive him over to the hotel at East Aurora and hitch him under a shed when I go to dinner. He is very fond of carrots, and I always intend to put three in my pocket and feed him two before I go to dinner and the other when I am ready to start back. If I have the carrots for him, he seems perfectly sat- isfied and will be | HT "/ j i mT WlF N cheerful all the rest of the day; but if I forget them, he is mad and acts as ill- natured as does a smoker when he is deprived of the after dinner cigar." The writer sincere- ly hopes that the fol- lowing epitaph will not have to be used for many years: "Here sleeps, wind- ed, Honest Old Ed. Geers. His pedi- gree was short, but as an individual he was away up; and by performance he was Standard. The slice he took of this world's Purse was ample, so he has no kick coming. He was never known to sass the Starter, and he has perfect faith that when the bell rings at the Last Great Day, the Decision will be that he trot- ted Life's Race on the Level, and his Soul will then be led away to roam, bare- footed, in the Cloverfields of the Blest." ■ MODEL SCHOOL. Everything is comparative. If you have not seen the best it is quite easy to be content with something else. Aye, men have been known to wax boastful over a thing that was ex- tremely faulty, and to declare that the pattern of the thing came from On High. And so sometimes you hear the orators tell of the Little Red Schoolhouse, and from their de- scriptions one might suppose that the public school system of America was a realization of the Ideal. Before pursuing the subject further, let me say that any man who would ridicule our public schools or at- toil and sweat and struggle and chase the seasons 'round the globe. To escape the winter they go to Florida, and to get away from the summer, to the North Cape and Alaska. Money is the thing for which they tempt paresis, money that they may go to Saratoga and have peace, they say. Peace? There is no peace unless you sit down and wait for it to catch up ! CLHe who influences the thought of his times, influences all the times that follow. He has made his im- press on eternity. C. Women under thirty seldom know much, unless Fate has been kind and cuffed them thoroughly. CJt is only in prosperity that we throw our friends overboard. ClThe ideas that benefit a man are seldom welcomed by him on first presentation tempt to depreciate the splendid work that the teachers are doing, is a person devoid of discern- ment and lacking in knowledge. It is safe to say that school- teachers in America do more work for less pay than any other class of per- sons with equal in- telligence that can be named. And the love, loyalty, devo- tion & patience that is shown in the work by many teachers in ourpublicschoolsis worthy of the high- est esteem. And the teaching timber is continually improv- ing — I know that. I am quite aware that the schoolroom that does not now have manytracesofbeau- ty and attempts at harmony, is excep- tional. I know, too, that kindness & pa- tience are now to be found where once was force approaching brutality. The world is certainly getting better. However, the man who would say that the public schools of America approach perfec- tion, has a very crude intellect. The teach- ers, for the most part, know this, but they are cabined, cribbed, confined by the gro- cers, butchers, busy doctors and the shyster lawyers who compose the School Board. CONTEMPLATIONS Page 10 The "Board" very rarely contains a man who either thinks or feels. In fact, the only thing to which he usually responds is the crack of the party lash. In talking with a School Trustee a few days ago, he remarked to me, "Why, be gosh, these 'ere teachers get more pay than car- penters — and lookee! they only work six hours a day, and not a tap do they do either on Saturday or Sunday!" That remark symbols the mental calibre of at least one half the School Trustees & School Directors in this land of the par- tially free. This be- ingthecase,themar- vel is that our public schools are as good as they are; but the salvation of the mat- ter lies in the fact that the average of- ficial never visits the school at all, and so knows blessed little about what is being done there. While the School Trustee does not meddle, yet his Ponderous In- ertia is there, and this has to be con- sidered. And yet we are mak- ing good head. Such fine High Schools as those at Spring- field, Mass., Duluth, Minn., and Joliet, 111., are usually the conception of one man, and are carried out by an entrepreneur who can mold men and things to his liking. Yet exceptional and superb as are the schools I have mentioned above, they are only called "complete" by the man who does not know something better. Very rarely can one find a High School where the building is not over- crowded, the teachers overworked and un- derpaid. I have a fair knowledge of the schools of America, and I believe the only High School in the United States that ap- proaches completeness in plant, plan, curri- culum and teaching force, is the Stout School of Menomonie, Wisconsin. The buildings, furniture and apparatus at this institution represent an outlay of a quarter of a million dollars, and this in a HE success of every great man hinges right on that one thing — to pick your men to do the work. The efforts of any one man so very little! It all de- count for pends on the selection and manage ment of men to carry out your plans. In every successful concern, wheth- er it be bank, school, factory, steam- ship company or railroad, the spirit of one man runs through and ani- mates the entire institution. The success or failure of the enterprise turns on the mental, moral and spir- itual qualities of this one man. And the leader who can imbue an army of workers with a spirit of earnest fidelity to duty, an unswerving de- sire to do the thing that should be done, and always with animation, kindness, courtesy and good cheer, must be ranked as one of the great men of the earth^^^^^b,^^^^ village of four thou- sand people. And just bear in mind that twenty thous- and dollars builds a pretty good school- house, and even half this sum provides a very good brickpile. CThis school has the best that money canbuyinthewayof sanitary appliances; the building is heat- ed with steam, and lighted by electrici- ty from a plant on the premises. Here is the Kinder- garten, Sloyd, Man- ual Training in way of carpentry, black- smithing, molding, lathe work, and an electrical laborato- ry. In addition, for the girls, are sewing, garment cutting and cooking. In the High School department is the regular curric- ulum, such as is al- ways found in any well appointed High School, with the ad- dition of a very excellent chemical and phy- sical laboratory; and a department of draw- ing and clay modeling, quite as good in degree as are to be found, well, at the Chi- cago Art Institute. All this is free for the use of pupils residing in the township. It represents a course of fifteen years' study. And the pupil, who, say, graduates at the Masten Park High School in CONTEMPLATIONS Page 11 Buffalo, goes for two years to Phillips' Exeter, and four years at Harvard, cannot get as much as the pupil can get right there in the village of Menomonie, leaving out, of course, the advantages of associations and traditions; but these, I believe, are offset by the Art and Manual Training. The cleanliness, order, solidity, excellence and beauty of this school are unsur- passed. And when the new gymnasium —at a cost of fifty thousand dollars — is complete, with its swimming pools & apparatus, all under the care of a compe- tent physician and physical director, Menomonie can ex- hibit a bit of Athens in the time of Per- icles. €1 This beau- tiful dream is being realized through the munificence of one citizen — which, of course, is under- stood, for the tax- payers in no com- munity would sub- mit to such "extra- vagance." And yet in hundreds of our towns & cities there are men who could do for their places of residence what this wise and gen- erous man has done for Menomonie. One more item con- cerning the Meno- monie School may be of interest, and this is that it is the intention of the management to pay the men teachers and women teachers the same, and this amount means man's pay, not woman's. fgm MAN AND HIS DAUGHTER. Five W£M miles up the creek from East Aurora UBa is the village of South Wales. Society F COURSE we shall all die (I '11 admit that), and further, we may be a long time dead ( I '11 admit that), and further, we may be going through the world for the last time — as to that I do not know — while we are here it seems the part of reason to devote our energies to that which brings us as few heart- pangs to ourselves and others as pos- sible. We are here, and some day we must go, and surely we would like to depart gracefully J£&&^> CWhen two men of equal intelli- gence and sincerity quarrel, both are probably right. CHave n't you ever felt that the prince is as good as the pauper, even if he is no better? Cln ethics you cannot better the Golden Rule. CReserve your best thoughts for the elect fa\v&^&®>&®>&&&®>&8:>&®!> there centers around a schoolhouse where the Presbyterians hold service each Sunday morning, and the Methodists in the after- noon. South Wales has two stores, a black- smith shop and a town pump where you always water your horse and get a drink for luck. The first turning to the left after the four corners, where the pump stands, up on the hillside, second house on the right, lives a fine Philis- tine, beloved by all who can appreciate plain,hard, common sense, a dash of wit, and stern honesty of purpose. This good man was a Forty-niner, but for some unknown reason things with him never panned. His motto once was, "Pike's Peak or bust." He reached Pike's Peak & man- aged to get back to East Aurora busted. CiSome one loaned him money to buy a team and a few im- plements, and he got a farm where boul- ders grew lush and lusty. There was no market for boulders then. When crops were good, things did not bring any price, and when the prices were high there was nothing much to sell. However, the man and his wife managed to get a living, and send their boy and girl down to East Aurora to school — the boy going in the winter and the girl attending the spring and fall terms. C And so the years passed, as the years will. CBut there came an evil day when Deacon P. closed in on his mortgage, and the occu- pants of the old farm found themselves just exactly where they were when they took the CONTEMPLATIONS Page 12 place twenty years before. C Then it was that the Philistine and his family moved to South Wales, first turning after you leave the town pump, second house on the right. II They raised bees, and as the mother was now the business man, they got along first- rate— why, their income one year was three hundred and eighty dollars— think of that! Yesterday I water- ed my saddle-mare, "Garnet," at the South Wales town pump, & then took the first turning to the left. At the sec- ond house on the right an old man with white hair and a long white beard sat in a chair on the front veranda. By his side, just below him, seated in the doorway, her hand in his, was an au- burn haired young woman, say thirty years of age. Don't speak, don't speak!" called the old man in a loud voice, as I reined in. "Don't speak! I 've bet Maud fifty cents that it is Col- onel Littlejourneys; I know the one- two- three-four step of thathorse— Oh!you can't fool me! "said the man cheerily. The man and his daughter are blind. CONTEMPLATIONS Page 19 ful man could make, and so he was given a separate room where, without guard or re- straint, he follows his inclinations and works up his ideas into beautiful and useful things. Knowledge of the health, mental growth and skill that have come to this prisoner, accidentally caught the attention of a manu- facturer. He wanted just such a man; and this manufacturer is now putting forth an effort to secure a pardon for this man. And although the prisoner is un- der life sentence for murder, there is no doubt that the par- don will be secur- ed; for the primal reason for keeping a man locked up, is because he is not wanted outside. Convince a Board of Pardons that the man can & will do a valuable service for society, and pris- on doors fly open. CLIdleness is the only sin. A black- smith singing at his forge, sparks a-fly- ing, anvil ringing, the man materializ- ing an idea — what is finer! I saw such a sight the other evening through a window. It gave me a thrill, and I said to myself, "The only saint is the man who has found his work!" I1HE DISCIPLE. A woman of rare in- II tellectual worth once told me that the IH most miserable month of her life was the first four weeks of her marriage. "Proceed!" I said, and settled myself back in the William Morris chair. And then she told me this: "I have a fair intellect and a passable education. I was a school teacher — had saved a little money and been to Europe. I painted a little in water colors, gave private lessons in 1 expres- sion ' and physical culture, & was thoroughly interested in the history of art. Of course an art collection for one of my limited means was quite out of the question, so I contented myself with an investment of a hundred dol- lars in photographs of masterpieces. "Art in Des Moines, in 1890, was rather a new thing, outside of Oliver Perkins' bach- elor apartments; so BELIEVE that no one can harm us but ourselves; that sin is misdirected en- ergy; that there is no devil but fear; and that the Uni- anned for good. On every verse is p side we find beauty and excellence held in the balance of things. We know that work is a blessing, that winter is as necessary as summer, that night is as useful as day, that death is a manifestation of Life, and just as good. I believe in the Now and Here. I believe in You, and I believe in a Power that is in Our- selves that makes for Righteousness. C Secure freedom by holding fast to the truth that there is no devil but fear and that the Reality (God) is on your I found myself quite famous, for when I exhibited my pho- tographs at the High School, and gave a little general talk on Art, there were a number of visitors present, friends & kinsmen of my scholars. "Several said my little lecture was great, and a young man present de- manded the privi- lege of procuring a set of lantern slides of my pictures so I could give my lec- ture in the Assem- bly Room. I tried to smile the matter off, but did n't succeed. "The young man belonged to one of the first families of the place, and I was proud of his attentions, for you know plain school ma'ams are a little outside of the social pale, and are only allowed beyond their Ghetto by grace. "The public lecture went well, for I was full of animation, and my audience was gra- cious and sympathetic. Then I gave the same thing at the little towns around, the young man acting as my impresario. There was even arranged a class of Grown-ups in Literature and another in Art, and I of course was the leader. I doubtless acquired considerable skill as a public speaker, and this being before the day of woman's clubs, I was looked upon with local wonder and CONTEMPLATIONS Page 20 pointed out to visitors. Well, suffice to say that my impresario proposed to me, proposed explosively one evening on the way home from one of my classes. I had always said, that a man who pops the question is a very small and insignificant creature; but now it seemed different. "I was flattered— any woman is flattered to have any man lay K3SBBB& his all at her feet. Then I was just fresh from my lec- ture, and you know the intoxication of public speaking! I placed my head on his shoulder in the proper way. He kissed at me, smack- ed too soon, smash- ed my hat, and rubbed his whis- kers in my eye. I had always said that a man who kisses a woman explosively, is worse than one who pops a pre- mature proposal. C "In five weeks I married that man. He was three years my junior, the son of a wholesale gro- cer, and so had a family name; and his wealth was no objection. I was twenty-nine and growing yellow. There was no promotion ahead for me in my profes- sion — school teachers are just worn out and buried. I was tired, over-worked and hun- gry for love, as all good women are. I had a chance, and I took it. "My husband idolized me. He fed on my words, followed me with his eyes, and feast- ed on my every action. He thought that my little water color daubs were gems, consid- ered my opinion on literature as final, and quoted my words on art to those who really knew better. In short, my husband did not know me at all, and never could. Yet we were tied for life. He never guessed my lim- itations. To say that he was my Disciple I think covers the matter, if you add to this a goodly dash of animality. And all the time I knew that there was going to be a fearful awakening. My husband knew nothing of art or literature — knew less than I, and all I knew was names, dates and labels. I was a mere dabster, but he was n't big enough to de- HE desire for the expres- of sentiments and sion or sentiments emotions is very much akin to sex. Each is a reaching out for perpetua- tion, a bid for immortality, a protest against extinction. The gratification of an artistic success is the finest intoxication that comes to a mortal. But like all pleasures it must be shared to be complete. "When I have sung well," said Patti, "and the curtain is rung down, I want Someone to just take me in his arms and tell me it was good — I don't care so much for the applause of the audience." C God does n't need us so much as his children do; so let us help them, and let God shift for Himself tectit, nor allow me to confess to him." "I '11 have to go pretty soon," I said, and shifted my po- sition in the Morris chair. "I see you got tired of your husband." "I did n't say that," she retorted. "But a woman wants to serve a man, not be crawled to. I could forgive a beating, but my husband used to cackle ap- plause at my most common-place re- marks, as if they were scintillations. C "Judge Water- man of Chicago di- vorced us on our first anniversary. Mary Baker Eddy had almost a paral- lel experience, you remember, and if she had not secured marital freedom just as I did, in the courts, she would never have reached the sublime heights of Christian Science." "Keep to the theme and cut out C. S. for the present — how about the alimony?" I ventured. "It is one hundred and fifty a month, and comes quite convenient," she said. "Thestoryisinteresting,butcommon-place," I answered. "Only one flash of philosophy is in it all and that is what you suggested about the Disciple. It is like this" "I thought you had to go?" she said. "That depends upon who is doing the CONTEMPLATIONS Page 21 111 talking," said I, and rebuked her by a look, and continued, thus: A Disciple is a man who does not under- stand. He thinks that he does, but he does n't. And the reason of his obtuseness lies in the fact that he is willing to be a Disciple, and has n't the phosphorous to be an indepen- dent Ego, as every man should. The true token of the Disci- ___________ pie is that he is will- i « i| mj |ABBITS are very much ing to let the other man do all the think- ing. He is one who accepts the opinions of another without digesting them. He has such faith in his master that he ac- cepts every word, and does not stop to analyze, weigh, sift or decide. A Disciple is an in- dividual who is hot- ly intent on hitching his ice-cart to a Star. C That Man who had Twelve Disci- ples had twelve too many; no wonder that He used to send them away; no won- der is it that He went alone up into the mountain. The Disciples were be- coming a nuisance with their childish would never either idolize nor hate. C. Any- one who idolizes you is going to hate you when he discovers that you are fallible. He never forgives. He has deceived himself and he blames you for it. "I hate him!" said Dr. Johnson of a cer- tain man. "Why, how can you say that, when you do not even know him?" like folks in that they are never really so happy as when they are mis'ble. If Rabbits have n't any real sure-enough troubles, they always chew the cud and conjure forth a few. CMen who are well traduced and hotly denounced are usually pretty good quality. No better encomium is needed than the detraction of some people. And men who are well hated also have friends who love them well — thus does the law of compensation ever live. C It is a great and beautiful thing to be patient if wrongfully accused; to be so strongly girded 'round with right that you can meet slander by silence, and calumny with a smile. questions and quibbles and petty jealousies about preferences. He saw that they were going to make Him trouble. None of them rendered Him any service of which we know. A Disciple is a traducer in the germ. One of the Twelve betrayed the Man, an- other denied Him, a third doubted Him, and what the others did, nobody knows. Personal relationship is sure to transform a Disciple into an enemy. Your enemy is a man who does not compre- hend you, and your Disciple is the same; they mark different stages of the chrysalis, that 's all. If men could only know each other, they asked Goldsmith. «L"Sir," Ursa Ma- jor answered, "that is the trouble, if I only knew the man I would doubtless respect him." To know all is to forgive all. Your comrade and friend! Well, that is something different. Your friend knows your limitations, re- spects your foibles, realizes your weak points. He sums up your character; he casts a balance and finds so much good to your credit; then he gives to you his faith and his loyalty. CBut your Disci- ple neither knows your best nor worst. He just invests you with a halo and be- stows on you vir- tues you do not possess. You never dare tell a Disciple the truth— nothing but a miracle satisfies him. A Disciple, in short, is an in- different person who has been indiscreetly allowed to come close enough to strike a Good Man. Your mental mate inspires you to nobler endeavor; he comprehends you at your best, appreciates your flights, detects your lapses, deprecates your aberrations, and his presence constantly tends to conserve sanity and a proper balance. On the other hand the Disciple tempts in the direction of extra- vagance and hypocrisy. He is easily imposed upon, and as he demands the impossible, CONTEMPLATIONS Page 22 there is a strong temptation to give it to him. C.A11 good men and women crave comrade- ship; but to have any one accept your word as holy writ, is a dire calamity. We want love and sympathy, and we want the right of being forgiven. We do not want to be idol- ized, we want to be pardoned. Flee the Dis- ciple on your life! Limit him to correspond- ence and communi- The Law of Wages is as sure and exact in its workings as the Law of the Standard of Life. You can go to the very top, and take Edison for instance, who sets a vast army at work — and wins not only deathless fame, but a fortune, great beyond the dreams of avarice. And going down the scale you can find men who will not work of themselves, and no one is able RT is the expression of man's joy in his work. You must let the man work with hand and brain, and then out of the joy of this marriage, beauty will be born. And this beauty mirrors the best in the soul of man — it shows the spirit of God that runs through him. Hit is foolish to say sharp, hasty things, but 'tis a deal more foolish to write 'em. When a man sends you an impudent letter sit right down and give it back to him with interest ten times compounded — and then throw both letters into the waste basket. CA retentive memory is a great thing, but the ability to forget is the true token of greatness a&&> cation by telephone. If forced to it, do as the Sibyl of Con- cord does, — show yourself for about two minutes, once a year in the gloam- ing, from a high bal- cony,whiletheNon- Cogibund stand on the lawn, ten thous- and strong, & tramp on the shrubbery. ,pfS|HE PRICE mm ofincom- mM PETENCE. All employees pay more or less for su- perintendence and inspection. That is to say, a dollar a day man would receive two dollars a day were it not for the fact that some one has to think for him, look after him, and supply the will that holds him to his task. The result is that he contributes toward the support of those who superintend him. Make no mistake about this: incompetence and disinclination require supervision, and they pay for it, and no one else does. The less you require looking after, the more able you are to stand alone and complete your tasks, the greater your reward. Then if you can not only do your own work, but direct intelligently and effectively the efforts of others, your reward is in exact ratio, and the more people you direct, and the higher the intelligence you can rightly lend, the more valuable is your life. to make them work, and so their lives are worth nothing, and they are a tax and burden on the communityinwhich they live. Do your work so well it will require no supervi- sion; and by doing your own thinking you will save the ex- tra expense of hir- ing some person to think for you. mm GREAT IN- wMm vention. Within twen- ty years a silent evo- lution has been go- ing on in the meth- od of teaching chil- dren. The changes have been so great that they have truly amounted to a revo- lution. This change in man- ner and method has sprung principally from the influence of one man. That man is Friedrich Froebel. Froebel was the inventor and the originator of the Kindergarten. The Kindergarten is the greatest, most im- portant, most useful innovation of the Nine- teenth Century, save none. No rapid transit scheme of moving men from this point to that with lightning-like rapidity (with nothing special to do when they get there); no invention of calling up folks five hundred miles away and talking to them (with nothing really worth while to commu- nicate), can compare in value with that which CONTEMPLATIONS Page 23 gives love for bru- tality, trust for fear, hope for despair, — the natural for the artificial. The Kindergarten! The Child-Garten — a place in which the little souls fresh from God bloom & blossom. Youcannotmakethe plant blossom. You can, however, place it in the sunshine and supply it ali- ment and dew; but nature does the rest. C So it is with teach- ing — all we can do is to comply with the conditions of growth in the child, & God does the rest. We are strong only as we ally ourselves with Nature: we can make head only by laying hold on the forces of the Uni- verse. Man is part of Na- ture — just as much as are the tree and bird. In the main, every animal & ev- ery organism does the thing that is best for it to do. Froebel thought that human nature in all its ele- ments is as free from falsity and error as Nature is under any other aspect. The idea that man is con- stantly prone to do that which is hurt- ful to himself, was revolting to thiswise and gentle man. The Kindergarten System is simply the O obtain a place, a free field, a harmonious expan- sion for your powers — this is life. To be tied down, pinned to a task that is repugnant, and have the shrill voice of Necessity whistling eternally in your ears, "Do this or starve," is to starve — for it starves the heart, the soul — and all the higher aspirations of your being wither away and die. C Until we have a school of litera- ture that will combine all schools and give the liberty to a full expres- sion of every mood, there will be a warfare between the "sects" that give free rein to imagination and the sect that, having no imagination, merely describes. When one school driven by the jibes and jeers of the other tilts up t' other side, a heavy man will start the teeter back, and he is the man we crown. And let us ever crown the heavy man when we find him. CYes, a persecution has its com- pensation. In its state of persecu- tion a religion is pure, if ever; its decline begins when its prosperity commences. Prosperous men are never wise and seldom good. Woe unto you when all men shall speak well of you. C Art is beauty, and beauty is a gra- tification, a peace and a solace to every normal man and woman. C A bird in the bush is worth two on a woman's hat utilization of Play as the prime factor in education. Froe- bel made the discov- ery that Play was God's plan of edu- cating the young, so he adopted it. Long before Froe- bel's day every bo- dy seemed to think that play was a big waste of time in the children, and a sin in grown-ups. That which was pleasant was bad. Some peo- ple still hold to this idea, but such folks, I am glad to know, are growing a trifle lonesome. In 1850, the year be- fore Froebel died, he said, "It will take the world four hun- dred years to recog- nize the truth of my theories." Only fif- ty years have gone (three hundred and fifty years are yet to our credit), and already we find the Kindergarten Idea coloring the entire scheme of pedago- gics. Like a single drop of aniline in a barrel of water, its influence is shown in every part. Napoleon's charac- ter stands out sharp and clear, etched against the sky. He killed a million men, made homeless and houseless five mil- lion women & chil- dren, and left a trail of death and deso- lation behind him. CONTEMPLATIONS CWe may admire the power of the man, but his life does not influence us: we do not imi- tate him, & between him and us there is nothing in common. He stands away out yonder with folded arms, upon a barren rock, at St. Helena, lookingoutuponthe sad and solemn sea; and we are here. CTwo men of mod- ern times have influ- enced the inner life of the race to a pro- found extent. Yet they are not widely known, norare their names household words. They have mingled their lives with ours, and the river of their exist- ence is lost in the ocean of our being. C There is not a sin- gle home — among the better class of homes — in Europe or America but that shows the influence of William Morris. The simplicity, gen- uineness, truthful- ness, and quiet good taste of Morris have influenced the en- tire housekeeping world. Not a school-room in the world of civ- ilization that does not show the influ- ence of Friedrich Froebel. The Kin- dergarten Idea has also crept into the homes and is influ- encing and educat- HE idea of "divinity" is strong in the mind of ev- ery great man. He recog- nizes his sonship, and claims his divine parent- age. The man of masterful mind is perforce an Egoist. When he speaks he says, "Thus saith the Lord." If he did not believe in himself, how could he ever make others believe in him? Small men are apologetic and give excuses for being on earth, and reasons for staying here so long, and run and peep about to find them- selves dishonorable graves. Not so the great souls — the fact that they are here is proof that God sent them. Their actions are regal, their language oracular, their manner af- firmative. CThis life is full of gladness, and mayhap it is the gateway to another; and to live well here, is surely the best preparation for a life to come. God is good and we are not afraid. ^^^s^^^ Page 24 ingthe parents, too. CThe use of pict- ures as a means of excitingself-activity is seen everywhere; children are being taught to observe nature, and they are encouraged to bring totheschoolthecur- ious things they find in woods or fields — birds' nests, fungi, flowers — and these things are discussed with animation in open court. Therearelessbooks and greater inter- change of thought and feeling— more expression and less introspection. Disgrace thro' the dunce-cap; "stand- ing on the floor"; humiliation through corporal punish- ment, when the en- tire schoolroom quit study to look on; use of the ruler on the open hand on account of lessons not memorized— all these things are be- coming beautifully less. Naggings, pro- hibitions, chidings, & stern threats now have no legitimate place in any school. CLBut the things I have just mention- ed, and which ev- ery man of, say, forty years, so well remembers, are as nothing compared to the inquisitorial horrors that child- hood of a hundred years, or even fifty CONTEMPLATIONS Page 25 years ago, had to endure. Thomas Carlyle once wrote: "Most people seem to think that when Jesus said, 'Suffer- little children to come unto Me and forbid them not,' He held a rod behind Him and was only trying to coax the youngsters within easy reach." C It is not my purpose here to catalog the villainies of the past, done in the name of education; but the fingers. C Woe unto you, lawyers! for ye have taken away the key of knowledge: ye entered not in yourselves, and them that were entering in ye hindered." — St. Luke, IX Chapter, verses 46 and 52. In mousing over Mary Cowden Clarke's Concordance of Shakespeare, I find that the man who so successfully ran the Globe tttt- , Theatre had small IVb so to get the approba- tion of your Other Self, and success is yours. But pray that success may not come any faster than you are able to endure it. €L Everybody should make a will, and write it himself, even if he has nothing to give but a silver watch and a kind word matter was summed up by a friend of mine, an English- man, a few weeks ago, when he said: "I most emphatical- ly believe in hell, for I 've been there. When I was seven years old my par- ents placed me in a boarding school for boys, & I remained there fiveyears.The fagging and beastly brutality of the big boys toward the little ones, was only a reflex of the mental attitude held toward us all by the head master and his wife, who were neither better nor worse than the average teacher of the time. They were 'educated' folks, and piled up forty lines of Virgil on you for trivial acts or omissions; and when you were hopelessly bankrupt they cancelled the score with a cat-o'-nine-tails and the dark room with bread and water. My life there seared my very soul, and filled my heart with so much hate that I am at times a victim to it yet. The only compensation for that night- mare of my childhood lies in the fact that I saw the wickedness and atrocious error of a system that sought to repress and break the spirit, instead of giving it wings." And that is the kind of education the Froe- bel System has supplanted. We have kind- ness now, and faith and love; and he who has the most sympathy, the greatest patience, shall be crowned with honor, and above all, he shall feel the approval of his Other Self. We will call him Teacher. ||l|BOUT LAWYERS. "Woe unto you, WmM lawyers ! for ye lade men with burdens HHl grievous to be borne, and ye your- selves touch not the burdens with one of your use for lawyers. He refers to attorneys just eleven times, & seems to hold that to take a tainted plea and season it with gracious speech so as to obscure the show of evil, to set decrees at naught, pluck down justice, trip the course of law and blunt the sword that guards these things are the the peace and person,- work and occupation of lawyers. To put it more briefly, Shakespeare regards a lawyer as one whose business it is to show people how to evade the law. The only lawyer that Shakespeare speaks well of is Portia. And then, as if to take it all back, he allows this woman-attorney to deal in subterfuge, evasion and quillets that are pure quibble. Shylock is the peer, in point of dignity and worth, of anybody in the court room. The gang that got him in tow, robbed him of every ducat that he possessed, and kicked him penniless into the street. C They borrowed money from him and then found an excuse for not paying it. Not only did they fail to return Shylock the money they had borrowed, but they resurrected a Blue Law for the occasion, confiscated all of his property, giving half to the man who was owing him and half to the state. The original loan was for the benefit of Bassanio, so he could marry Portia. This fact one might imagine would have touched the wom- an's heart, but no — she wanted all the money Shylock had. And how much of the final swag went to Portia, Shakespeare does not say — he simply allows us to imagine. The stealing of the "Broadway Franchise" or the lifting of the "Missouri Pacific" was CONTEMPLATIONS Page 26 UMANITY is growing in intellect, in patience, in kindness, — in love. And when the time is ripe, the People will step in and take peaceful possession of their own. C I desire to radiate health, calm courage, cheerfulness and good will. C, Do your work to-day as well as you can, and be kind not in it a minute with this deal.C See Irv- ing in his latest conception of the Merchant of Venice and your heart will be wrung with pity for this poor old man whom roguery and law have so entrapped. The rascals who offered him twice his bond never intended to pay him a single centesimo. They first openly insulted him upon the public street, called him cutthroat dog, spit upon his Jewish gaberdine & voided their rheum upon his whiskers. Thenhavingcajoled him into making the loan, they abducted his daughter, rifled his strong box and even carried with them the wedding- ring which in his youth he had given to his beloved Leah, now dead. They taunted and goaded the poor man into a frenzy of hate. Nothing bet- ter reveals the truth that geese go in flocks than the commonly accepted opinion that Shylock stands for greed. Rather is it Portia who symbols greed, — Shylock stands for pride of race, driven by insult into revenge. CThe detestable characters in the play are "Christians" — the only man who wins our sympathy is the Jew. And of all the charac- ters in the Merchant of Venice, the unwom- anly woman-lawyer, snapper-up of trifles, preacher of mercy but devoid of all pity, as she is of truth, — is the most unlovable. C William wrote from experience— all liter- ature is a confession. He was not a profes- sional writer — he was, first, a business man, like my friend, Luther Laflin Mills of Chi- cago, sometime Secretary of the Exterior, but recently appointed Minister to Altruria. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^> yer against a man who owed me a trifle of twenty dollars. The lawyer collect- ed the amount, but he forgot to remit. I then sent my claim against the lawyer to another lawyer with orders to bring suit. Lawyer Num- ber Two happened to be Edward Lau- terbach, a Good Lawyer and a vir- tuous. Colonel Lau- terbach wrote back that he had sent for Lawyer Number One and receipted the bill without ask- ing the man for pay- ment; and if I would likewise balance all my accounts against attorneys and not bother trying to col- lect, it would aid my digestion, ward off nervous prostration, stimulate the ganglionic cells, and tend to sweet sleep o' nights. Brother Lauterbach then added that his fee for the advice was ten dollars. I sent the Ten and have been thankful ever since that I made the investment. And now I am firmly convinced that Lauter- bach is on to his job; and I have extended his advice, striking out the word "attorneys" and inserting "anybody" instead. There is no money in bringing suit, and still less in defending one. So this is to notify all parties, pestiferous, politic and pudgy, that if they have claims, real, fancied or pretended against me, to CON T E INT P I, ATIONS Page 28 write stating the smallest amount they will accept in full, and I will order the Red- Headed Bursar to mail check. Furthermore, this is to notify all parties who are owing me, that they need not pay if they don't want to. I am too busy doing good to humanity (and myself) to either defend claims or enforce them. Beside that, I 'm mangy with money — so It 's no difference either way. My Lords: I have finished. Or in the words of my friend, Luther Laflin Mills: lumety, dumety, di- mity dee. ! rl HE VIOLIN. ■ There is no 0Jm nation so far advanced, nor sav- age tribe sunk so low, that it does not produce music. And no tribe has ever been found that did not make music by stretching strings on wood and then vi- brate them by the handsorwith sticks. The principle is as old as man, and old- er far than history. Every child makes the discovery for himself that a string drawn tight will "sing"; and the thought of making a musical instrument in this way doubtless originated with the hunter who twanged his bow. In Africa, Stanley noticed that his guides who were armed with bows and arrows, would strike the strings, one man after another, so as to produce a wierd sort of music, and this music acted as a rest to the nerves on the long march. Who the man was that thought of placing a sounding board behind the strings and ad- ded the bridge and suggested strands of horsehair as a vibrator, are questions that are shrouded in mystery. And was he re- garded as an infidel and destroyer of the faith in thus seeking to improve on a good thing? Probably, however, it took a good many men, and a great many years to work these changes. But the fact is pretty well es- tablished that swords have been beaten into plowshares, and spears into pruning-hooks, and the deadly bow has transformed itself into a musical instrument that shoots sweet sounds into the lis- E take an interest in the lives of others because when we think of another we always imagine our re- lationship to him. Then, too, other lives are to a degree rep- etitions of our own life. There are certain things that come to every one, and the rest we think might have happened to us, and may yet. So as we read, we unconsciously slip into the life of the other man and confuse our identity with his. To put ourselves in his place is the only way to understand and appre- ciate him & so enrich our own lives. It is imagination that gives us this faculty of transmigration of souls; and to have imagination is to be univer- sal; not to have it is to be provincial. tener's heart. There are in exis- tence manuscripts which show draw- ings of a musical instrument called a rebec, used by the monks in the Sixth Century. The rebec had a bridge, a tail- piece, screws used for tightening the strings and a sound- post. Some of these instruments had but two strings & some twenty, and were manipulated first by a genuine hunter's bow. In fact the bass viol & the bow that used to play it, is a combination which goes away back to the very dawn of morning. The harp was first only a war- rior's bow with a few strings added. And several centuries before the birth of Christ, they told of harps with a thousand strings, which gentle fiction was doubtless based on the idea that the more strings you have the finer the music; but this is an error in judgment, for the violin reached perfec- tion with four strings, and when three of these broke Paganinl went right ahead and produced ravishing music on one. From the harp, the strings of which were picked with the fingers, or smitten with the hand, arose a great number of similar stringed instruments; and these gradually evolved into the claver or clavichord; then the harp- sichord; and finally the grand piano. Musi- CONTEMPLATIONS Page 29 cal savants have recently told us that the modern piano represents the acme of skill, and human ingenuity can go no farther. But we remember that Sebastian Bach made a similar remark two hundred years ago con- cerning the clavichord, and as the varnish is hardly dry on the best "Chickering" we can afford to simply enjoy the music — and wait. CBut not so with the violin. Thepiano & violin trace back to a common par- ent, yet they belong to different families. CL Herbert Spencer has explained that Darwin never said man was descended from the monkey. Darwin did say that man and the mon- key were cousins — long centuries ago one of them took to the plains and be- came a man and the other stuck to the woods and is a mon- key yet. The violin and pia- no are cousins. A piano is bigger than a violin, but it does not know more on that account. The best violins are now worth as much as half a dozen of the best pianos. The pi- ano has kept right along growing — in size— and may get bigger yet, but Stra- divarius & his play- fellows in the Kindergarten of God, about the year 1690, at Cremona, struck the right key, and the "Cremona violin " in size, shape and construction admits of no improvement. CMost instruments and tools used by men last the length of life of a man, and no longer. But the violin is handed down from genera- tion to generation, and is loved as a human soul by men who grow tottering and feeble and bequeath the beloved instrument to a babe in arms, who in turn becomes a man, grows old, and dying transfers the precious instrument to his grandchild. The good vio- lin may be patched, mended, taken apart and glued together again, but the wood once soaked with sunshine, dipped in the silence, and charged with the melody of bells calling men to prayer, gives EATH-BED repentances may be legal tender for Salvation in another world, but for this they are below par. And regeneration that is postponed until a man has no fur- ther capacity for sin, is little better; for sin is only perverted power, and the man who has no capacity for sin has no power to do good. CWhen a man wrongs another he wrongs himself more; and so is an object of pity, not revenge. C Unrest and ruin wrought through overtaxed nerves, come largely from owning too many things. €L Happiness and a reasonable con- tent follow a just and proper exer- cise of one's faculties. €L Matter is only mind in an opaque condition; and all beauty is but a symbol of spirit. C Yesterday's triumphs belong to yesterday, with all of yesterday's de- feats and sorrows. The Day is here, the time is Now. il If we are ever damned it will not be because we have loved too much, but because we have loved too little. ten o'clock in the morning. By noon he is quite approachable, and for an hour or so after dinner he is usually gentle and generous. *LDoes not the amount of wrong and injus- tice in the world vary with us all according to the time of day and our physical condition? €l We do not fear anything but the evil. The fear of evil is largely, if not entirely, a morbid and there- fore insane idea. From these things I gather that each one is really the Crea- tor of the World in which he lives. And what is more, every man creates in his own image. Without an evil thought there never would have been any evil in the world. Banish evil thought, & thought of evil, and there would not now be anyevilintheworld. ClThe thought of evil is born of fear. Paranoia as a dis- ease is the direct re- sult of fear — we fear some one is go- ing to harm us, and then we hate. Hate is a manifestation of fear, and therefore is a species of cow- ardice. Fear affects the cir- culation, even at times to stopping in- stantly and forever the action of the heart. A faulty cir- culation affects every organ, and most of all, the organs of digestion. And impaired digestion at once affects the mind. Impaired digestion means impaired thought. C The treatment we receive at the hands of others is very largely the reflection of our own mental attitude toward them.CPrefix a "d" to evil and you get a personality. CAs a man thinketh, so is he. {[Think no Evil. CONTEMPLATIONS Page 31 ANNED LIFE. "How do you man- age to keep so young with all your manifold duties?" I once asked my friend Bath-House John. "Say," said the Statesman, "I '11 tell you how I keep young, I live Perfunk— see?" To live Perfunk is a fine art. It usually means sound sleep, good digestion and length of days.fL The man that a youth can shut him- self away from the actual world of men, women and things, in a college for a few years and then come forth and direct mortals in the way of life. C The only men who should preach are those who can and who have done things. CThe sense of humor consists in knowing a big thing from a little one. that is much before the public, who is meeting many peo- ple, must do so in a perfunctory man- ner. To give issue to a genuine emo- tion when shaking hands with each would deplete one's life in a day. Hence canned goods are in order, and you give outcapsuleNumber SixorNumberTen, as the case requires. The woman who is in society has a whole little round of stock phrases that meet every requirement, other- wise she could not keep her plumpness, and conserve her ambish — see? The Canned Life has many advantages. This thing of doing the same thing every day at the same time, and taking all pleasures and recreations perfunk, of placing your duties in a row, with no worry beyond having a can-opener handy, is all very good. Most lives are Canned Lives, for we know exactly what the person will do or say under certain conditions, and where he will be at a certain hour. I have attended meetings of a whist club where not a remark was made the whole evening that had not been made at some former meeting. You step on a dog's tail, and you may safely wager on what the dog will do. Just so you can anticipate the little neighborly whist club players. A certain hand brings out certain remarks and certain results liberate certain expressions in way of exultation, apology or disappointment. In all this you get the Ca- reer Perfunk— that is to say, Canned Life. C However, there are some disadvantages that naturally accrue where any one policy of life is carried to an extreme.COn this last point the learned Dr. Sulzkeimer, Phy- sician to the King of Siam, has recently con- tributed a little pamphlet, a copy of which the Doctor was so kind as to send me. In this booklet the claim is made that all dis- eases are caused either by too much excite- ment, or not enough. Excitement of course , increases the heart- T is ridiculous to suppose beat — thepulseruns up, the eyes begin to glisten, thought flows, — all the se- cretions are active. To a certain point this is well, for the digestion is aided, lungs expand, and the glands, through exercise, are in con- dition to do their perfect work. But of course if the excitement is con- tinued beyond this certain point the bo- dily functions become deranged, the nerves get tired of the tension, and eventually we will have a case of "Nerves," variously known as Americanitis or Nervous Prostra- tion, with a fine array of local symptoms, covering every sort of twinge, tired feeling and bearing down sensation mentioned by the celebrated Doctors Munyon and Pierce in their exhaustive and exhausting Wurx. CLOn the other hand are the diseases and complaints that come from lack of excite- ment — that is, too much Canned Life. The prevalence of insanity among the wives of farmers is caused by too much Canned Life. The poor creatures perish for the lack of a fresh thought. First in the list of diseases caused by lack of excitement our learned author names cancer, which he explains is caused originally by a faulty circulation. A stoppage occurs, and nature tries to relieve the distressed point by sending more blood to the spot. Then we get congestion and next inflammation. A certain amount of excitation at the right time the author avers would have freed the system from all congestion and made cancer impossible. There are also a whole round of maladies CONTEMPLATIONS Page 32 that can be cured by a new thought, a new sensation, new surroundings. A little excite- ment or a new experience often clears the cobwebs from the brain. Elizabeth Barrett was suffering from partial paralysis, and a low degree of nerve force that was fast pushing her in the direction of melancholia. In fact she was suffering from too much Canned 1 ALTER BESANT AND SOME OF HIS CRITICS. In London, where live all sorts and conditions of men, hind which we hide our ignorance; and our forced dignity is what makes the imps of comedy, who sit aloft in the sky, hold their sides in merriment when they behold us de- manding obeisance because we have fallen heir to tuppence worth of talent >e^€^e s ^e3g!v€&>»e&*#&»»#&> 4^rt^j^,G^&&&&&&r&®> ins and old women behind, pointing at him, thus, "That's Mm— the fine rogue wi'the long wiskers —the bloke in the Mgh 'at!" Sir Walter's exper- ience is not unique among philanthro- pists. Everybody who is anybody has gotten the hatred of people by trying to help them. Your enemies are those you have helped most. This sort of thing is what so often turns the milk of human kindness to bonnyclabber. But if we were strong enough we would never resent it; and Sir Walter, big, gener- ous soul that he was, did not complain of his treatment— it was all a queer little comedy, with a touch of pathos in it, as all true com- edy has, just as tragedy itself is flavored by comedy. The world is not made up of beg- gars, ingrates and fools — it is the patient workers and the active, kindly, sympathetic men and women who hold the balance of things secure. No man who does a good deed should ex- pect gratitude. The reward for a good deed is in having done it. And possibly Sir Wal- ter made a mistake ever to give that first penny to the old woman. His heart was right, God help all those, who through ignor- ance or folly, push from them the gen- erous hearts that might help & bless ! mil HITESLAV- IMI ERYINTHE tAJJ SOUTH. Af- ter Massachusetts, there is more cotton cloth manufactured in South Carolina than in any other state in the Union. The cotton mills of South Carolina are mostly owned and operated by New England capital. In many instances the machinery of the cotton mills has been moved entire from Massachusetts to South Carolina. The move was made for the ostensible purpose of be- ing near the raw product; but the actual reason is, that in South Carolina there is no law regulating child labor. Heartless cupid- ity has joined hands with brutal ignorance, and the result is child labor of so terrible a type that African slavery was a paradise compared with it. Many of the black slaves lived to a good old age, and they got a hearty enjoyment from life. C. The infant factory slaves of South Caro- lina can never develop into men and women. There are no mortality statistics; the mill owners baffle all attempts of the outside public to get at the facts, but my opinion is, that in many mills death sets the little pris- oner free inside of four years. Beyond that he cannot hope to live, and this opinion is derived from careful observation, and CONTEMPLATIONS Page 34 interviews with several skilled and experi- enced physicians who practice in the vicinity of the mills. Boys and girls from the age of six years and upwards are employed. They usually work from six o'clock in the morning until seven at night. For four months of the year, they go to work before daylight and they work until after it is dark. 41 At noon I saw them squat on the floor & devour their food, which consist- ed mostly of corn bread and bacon. These weazened pigmies munched in silence, & then top- pled over in sleep on the floor in all the abandon of ba- byhood. Very few wore shoes & stock- ings; dozens of lit- tle girls of, say, six years of age, wore only one garment, a plain linsey-wool- sey dress. When it came time to go to work the foreman marched thro' the groups, shaking the sleepers, shouting in their ears, lifting them to their feet, and in a few instances kicking the delinquents into wakefulness. The long afternoon had begun — from a quarter to one until seven o'clock they had to work without respite or rest. These toddlers, I saw, for the most part did but one thing — they watched the flying spin- dles on a frame twenty feet long, and tied the broken threads. They could not sit at their tasks; back and forward they paced, watching with inanimate dull look, the fly- ing spindles. The roar of the machinery drowned every other sound — back and forth paced the baby toilers in their bare feet, and mended the broken threads. Two, three or four threads would break before they could patrol the twenty feet — the threads were al- ways breaking! The noise and the constant looking at the flying wheels reduce nervous sensation in a few months to the minimum. The child does not think, he ceases to suffer — memory is as dead as hope: no more does he long for the green fields, the running streams, the freedom of the woods, and the companion- ship of all the wild, free things that run, fly, climb, swim or burrow, living their own lives. He does his work DO not see how any man, even though he be divine, could expect or hope to have as many as twelve disciples and hold them : f or three years without being doubt- ed, denied and betrayed. C. If pleasures are greater in antici- pation, just remember that this is true also of troubles. C O N T EMPLATIOiXS Page 44 ■^ATIENCE AND ENDURANCE. i 5vJ Over the desk of William Morris there used to hang a motto, the words carved on wood ; and the words were these : He that Endureth unto the End shall be Saved. CI Patience — that is the theme! I am not sure that William Morris was the most patient man I ever saw; had he been patient by nature he would never have thought to have that sign constantly be- fore him. But it is well to real- ize that it is the pa- tient man who wins. To do your work and not be anxious about the result, is wisdom of the high- est order. This does not mean that you are to sell yourself as a slave. If the position you now have does not give you an opportunity to grow, and you should know of a better place, why go to the better place, by all means. The point I make is sim- ply this: if you care to remain in a place you can never bet- ter your position by striking for higher wages or favors of any kind. &&>&&>&&>&&i>&3&> search was made, but no trace could be found of the run- away. They wrote to his friends, but he had not reached them. About three months afterward one of the workers in the Asy- lum found the man working for a farm- er ten miles away. The man had hired out and was doing good service, living in the farmer's household. The family were enter- taining a lunatic, unawares. The employee said nothing, but went home fast to report to Dr. Bucke, so the runaway could be seized. C " Leave him alone," said Dr. Bucke. " He is getting better treatment than we can give him here." The man worked a year for the farmer, and having saved a hundred dollars, bought him- self a new outfit of clothes and a ticket for Colorado, and disappeared. Dr. Bucke tells this story with a sly twinkle, to illustrate what scientific treatment rightly applied will do for an insane man. Ward D is made up of detached cottages, scattered around over the beautiful farm. Here the patients live simply as families. There is no restraint of any kind. They keep regular hours, work, and have many em- ployments — each according to his need. CWhen patients are discharged from this ward they sometimes decline to go; and when they do go it is with much handshak- ing, fond adieus and the usual feminine tears. C I happened to witness one such scene at the London railway station. Four women were in the carriage, two men were on the box. C "They are all our folks," said Dr. Bucke to me. One is a nurse, the other three her off, and bid her good-bye." While the general policy of conduct- ing hospitals for the insane is about the same everywhere, still the executive ability shown in the management varies greatly, of course. A great success in anything is possible only where there is one-man power. The Canadian Government has shown rare wisdom in leaving Dr. Bucke alone — he has not been hampered by petty officialism, and thus he has been able to work out his own ideas. In several respects I believe the asylum at London is in advance of any similar institu- tion in the United States — three of which items might be named. 1 — Better housing at less expense per capita. The buildings at London represent an outlay of $400.00 for each inmate; while in New York State the rate at several institutions is over $3,000.00 for each inmate. Imagine a house costing $3,000.00 in which one person lives, and you get a condition far beyond what the average man possesses. A simpler condition — less machinery in the business of life is desirable. There is no good reason for housing insane folks in palaces. 2 — The attendants, including nurses & phy- sicians, at London are in the ratio of one to each fifteen patients. In many asylums they are one to seven. 3 — The useful labor performed by the pa- tients, I believe, exceeds in value the labor done by patients in any similar institution in the world— Switzerland excepted. The in- dustries are intensified farming, horticulture, weaving, carpentry, stock raising and build- CONTEMPLATIONS Page 50 absence, you are not dead and not really ab- sent, but alive and well and not far from me this moment. If I have been permitted — no, not to enter, but through the narrow aper- ture of a scarcely opened door, to glance one instant into that other divine world, it was surely that I might thereby be enabled to live through the receipt of those lightning- O, . « , flashed words from love the plain, homely, common, simple things of earth, of these to sing; to make the familiar beauti- ful and the commonplace enchanting; to cause each bush to burn with the actual presence of God, this is the poet's office. C If love is life, and hate is death, how can spite benefit? ing. The general work of the place, such as cooking, sewing, laundering, and keeping the place in order, is for the most part done by patients — this accounts for the small num- ber of paid employees and attendants. The prime object of this economy is not to save money, but is a hygienic measure and in the interest— physical and mental— of the patient himself.tli ''When thee builds a prison thee would better build it with the thought in mind that thee or thy children may occupy the cells," said Eliza- beth Fry to the King of France. Most of the build- ings at the London asylum were built under the personal supervision of Dr. Bucke himself; and in the arrangement, as well as in the entire conduct of the institu- tion, he has worked as if it were for himself. His attitude toward a patient is, " I am that man." As a sort of spiritual index to the heart of Dr. Bucke I herewith reprint the dedication from his book, "Cosmic Consciousness": TO MY SON, MAURICE ANDREWS BUCKE. 8 December, 1900. Dear Maurice:— A year ago to-day, in the prime of youth, of health and strength, in an instant, by a terrible and fatal accident, you were removed forever from this world in which your mother and I still live. Of all young men I have known you were the most pure, the most noble, the most honorable, the most tender-hearted. In the business of life you were industrious, honest, faithful, intelligent and entirely trustworthy. How at the time we felt your loss — how we still feel it — I would not set down even if I could. I desire to speak here of my confident hope, not of my pain. I will say that through the experiences which underlie this volume I have been taught, that in spite of death and the grave, although you are beyond the range of sight and hearing, notwithstanding that the universe of sense testifies to your Montanawhichtime burns only deeper and deeper into my brain. Only a little while now and we will be again together & with us those other noble and well-be- loved souls gone be- fore. I am sure I shall meet you and them; and that you and I shall talk of a thousand things and of that unforgetable day and of all that followed it ; and that we shall clearly see that all were parts of an in- finite plan which was wholly wise and good. Do you see and approve as I write these words? It may be well. Do you read from within what I am now thinking and feeling? If you do you know how dear to me you were while you yet lived what we call life here and how much more dear you have be- come to me since. Because of the indissoluble links of birth and death wrought by nature and fate be- tween us ; because of my love and because of my grief; above all because of the infin- ite and inextinguishable confidence there is within my heart, I inscribe to you this book which, full as it is of imperfections which render it unworthy of your acceptance, has nevertheless sprung from the divine assur- ance born of the deepest insight of the no- blest members of our race. So longl dear boy. YOUR father. While the printers were putting the above article into type, word came that Dr. Bucke was dead. There had been a storm of sleet and snow: the trees were laden with their burden of beauty that beamed and sparkled in the bright moonlight. The Doctor had CONTEMPLATIONS Page 51 spoken of this beauty to his family, and had stepped out upon the veranda to view it. He slipped and fell, striking on the back of his head, and died almost instantly from con- cussion of the brain. Painlessly and without warning he passed away, the prime thought of his life filling his heart at the instant — the wonder and beauty of this great Universe! It will not be amiss for me to repeat here what I said at the Roycroft Chapel two weeks before Dr. Bucke's death, on returning from a visit to him: C"Dr. Bucke, the friend, companion and lit- erary executor of Walt Whitman, is the manliest man I ever saw. His face beams with intelli- gence, animation, honesty, courage, gentle- ness and good cheer. He radiates life and health. The tenderness and sympathy he shows for those poor people in his charge is god-like, yet his feelings never play him false — he is never maudlin — he does not go down to them: he lifts them up to him." When a young man Bucke was caught by a storm in the Rocky Mountains and lost in the snow. When found his feet were frozen so that circulation had ceased. His compan- ions amputated the feet — anaesthetics being a thousand miles away. For six weeks the stricken man lay in that mountain cabin, ten- ded only by his rough, yet gentle, compan- ions. For the first time in his life he had time to think. " I was born again," he said to me, with a smile, " I was born again ; it cost me my feet — yet it was worth the price ! " Few, comparatively, knew of the tragedy of this man's life — the artificial feet — although he did not regard it as a tragedy, and he was averse to mentioning it. He reveled in the blessings of existence, not its disadvantages. And he only mentioned the facts to me to make clear a point in philosophy: we pay for every blessing with a price. It was Jack Frost that crunched his feet ; it was the beauty of the Frost that lured him out of his library the night of his death. Yet, true to his nature, he bore his ancient ene- my no grudge. He did not even take the pre- caution to carry his cane — the ice had been lying in wait for near fifty years — it grap- pled with him, and he was dead. I shed no tears on account of the fate of this strong and manly man : he did his work, lived his life, and the power that upheld and sustained him Here will not forsake him There. He was very nearly an Emanci- pated man — almost Universal. And the Power that loaned him to us possibly has need for him elsewhere. Earth is poorer for his pass- ing; and we are the richer that he lived. He has gone Some- where. ffgfHAT SHALL WE DO? The spirit ^ V ; "< grows through exercise of its faculties just as a muscle grows strong through use. Expression is necessary to life. Life is expression, and repression is stagnation — death. Yet there is right expression and wrong ex- pression. If a man permits his life to run riot and only the animal side of his nature is al- lowed to express itself, he is repressing his highest and best, and therefore those quali- ties not used atrophy and die. Men are punished by their sins, not for them. Sensuality, gluttony and the life of license repress the life of the spirit and the soul never blossoms ; and this is what it is to lose one's soul. All a-down the centuries thinking men have noted these truths, and again and again we find individuals forsak- ing, in horror, the life of the senses and de- voting themselves to the life of the spirit. This question of expression through the spirit, or through the senses — through soul, or body — has been the pivotal point of all philosophies and the inspiration of all our religions. Every religion is made up of two elements that never mix any more than oil and water mix. A religion is a mechanical mixture, not a chemical combination, of morality and HE individual who does a great and magnificent work is on close and friendly terms with God. He is the son of God, and it is necessary that he should feel his kinship in order to do his work. C We grow strong thro' doing things. CONTEMPLATIONS Page 52 dogma. Dogma is the science of the unseen: the doctrine of the unknown and unknowa- ble. And to give this science plausibility its promulgators have always fastened it upon morality. Morality can and does exist en- tirely separate and apart from dogma, but dogma is ever a parasite on morality, and the business of priests is to confuse the two. C But morality and religion never sa- ponify. Morality is simply the question of the expression of your life forces- how shall you use them? You have so much energy — and what will you do with it? And from out the multitude there have always been men to step forward & give you advice for a consideration. Without their supposed influence with the Unseen we might not accept their interpretation of what is right and wrong. But with the assurance that their advice is backed up by Deity, fol- lowed with an offer of reward if we believe it, and a threat of punishment if we don't, the Volunteer-Superior Class has driven men wheresoever it will. The evolution of formal religions is not a complex process, and the fact that they embody these two unmixable things, dogma and morality, is a very plain and simple truth, easily understood, undis- puted by all reasonable men. And be it said that the morality of most re- ligions is good. Love, gentleness, truth, char- ity and justice are taught in them all. But, like a rule in Greek grammar, there are many exceptions. And so in the morality of religions there are exceptional instances con- stantly arising where love, truth, charity, gentleness and justice are waived, on sug- gestion of the Superior Class, that good may follow. Were it not for these exceptions there would be no wars between Christian nations. The question of how to express your life will probably never down, for the reason that men vary in temperament and inclina- tion. Some men have no capacity for certain sins of the flesh; and others there be, who, having lost their inclination for sensuality through too much indulgence, turn ascetics. Yet all sermons have but one theme: how shall life be expressed? Between asceticism and indulgence men and races swing. Asceticism in our day finds an interesting manifestation in the Trappists, who live on a mountain, nearly inaccessible, and deprive themselves of almost every ves- tige of bodily com- fort, going without food for days, wear- ing uncomfortable garments, suffering severe cold; and should one of this community look upon the face of a woman he would think he was in in- stant danger of damnation. So here we find the extreme instance of men repressing the faculties of the body in order that the spirit may find ample time and opportunity for exercise. Between this extreme repression and the license of the sensualist lies the truth. But just where, is the great question; and the desire of one person, who thinks he has discovered the norm, to compel all other men to stop there, has led to war and strife untold. All law centers around this point — what shall men be allowed to do? And so we find statutes to punish "strolling play actors," "players on fiddles," "disturbers of the public conscience," persons who dance wantonly," "blasphemers," and in England there were in the year 1800 thirty- seven offenses punishable by death. When expression is right, and what not, is a matter of opinion. One religious denomina- tion that now exists does not allow singing; instrumental music has been to some a rock of offense, exciting the spirit, through the sense of hearing, to improper thoughts — "through the lascivious pleasing of a lute"; others think dancing wicked, while a few allow pipe-organ music, but draw the line at the violin; while still others employ a whole orchestra in their religious service. be OTra OVERS of the truth must SSfe»i thank exile for some of our richest and ripest lit- erature. Exile is not all exile. Imagination cannot imprisoned. Amid the winding bastions of the brain thought roams free and untrammeled. Ag®> *lSo peculiar, complex, and won- derful is this web of life, that our very blunders, weaknesses and mis- takes are woven in and make the fabric stronger. CLHate may animate, but only love inspires rfgsz A£6$> (CONTEMPLATIONS Page 56 bullet. What else could he expect? He in- vited his fate. He was only a slave at the last, and Death has set him free. Italy has less than one-half the population of the United States, yet she has a navy that outmatches ours. She maintains an army of two hundred and fifty thousand men in time of peace, and there is one priest for every sixty persons. She might maintain the priests, but she can- not possibly hope to advance & carry the army that rides upon her back. Italy is the extreme type of all the European countries, with the exception of Hol- land, Switzerland, Norway and Swe- den. These stand for intelligence, sobrie- ty, beauty & worth. Italy is rotting at the core. The moss is at work pulling down the palaces that Ca- prino planned; the grass springs from between the paving stones where Mich- O me the love of man for woman is as sacred a thing as Christ's love for the Church: and all of its attributes are as divine as any of the fantastic hazards of mind. Indeed we should know nothing of love did we not see it manifest in man, and the only reason we be- lieve in the love of God is because we find love on earth. C For merit there is a recompense in sneers, and a benefit in sarcasms, and a compensation in hate: for when these things get too pronounced a champion appears^^^^^^^^^^^ ael Angelo trod, and the noble Romans and courtly Florentines, like the crawling lizards, only bask in the sun in winter and move but to keep in the shade in summer. Conscrip- tion kills ambition. Men will not work where the Government demands half their wages, as Italy does. Only two careers worth men- tioning are open to aspiring youth in Italy — the army and the church. Manual labor is held everywhere in contempt, and this ac- counts for the seeming superfluity of folks and the brazen beggardom. The rich set the example of idleness. Italy's art is a thing of the past. Italy was. Governments cannot be done away with in- stantaneously, but progress will come, as it has in the past, by lessening the number of laws. We want less governing, and the ideal government will arrive when there is no government at all. So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private individuals will occasionally kill theirs. So long as men are clubbed, robbed, imprisoned, disgraced and hanged by the governing class, just so long will the idea of violence and brutality be born in the souls of men. Governments imprison men and then hound them when they are released. Hate will never die so long as men are taken from useful production on the specious plea of patriotism, and bayonets gleam in the name of God. CThe worst part about making a sol- dier of a man is not that he kills brown men or white men, but that the soldier loses his own soul. 31 In America just now there are strong signs of following the example of mod- ern Italy. To divert the attention of men from useful produc- tion to war, waste and wealth through conquest is to invite moral disease and death. The history of na- tions dead and gone is one. They grew "strong" and died because they did. Insur- ance actuaries say that athletes are bad risks. ^Switzerland to-day is the least illiterate as well as the most truly prosperous country in the world. She is, in fact, the only republic, for the people themselves make the laws. Her government is of the people. In Switzer- land to work with your hands is honorable — manual training for both boys and girls is a part of the public school system. Her gilded social aristocracy is either English or American. Switzerland has no navy, for the same rea- son that Bohemia has not; and while every man is a soldier, yet three weeks' service every year is only a useful play spell. In Switzerland there is no beggardom and little vice. Everywhere life and property are safe; the people are healthy, prosperous and CONTEMPLATIONS Page 57 happy. Switzerland minds her own business and the chief tenet of her political creed is, "We will attend to our own affairs." She will fight only if invaded, and fortunately she is not big enough to indulge in jingo swagger. stLThe flag of Switzerland is the White Cross — white on a red background — and this is the symbol of peace and amity the wide world over. The "Geneva Cross," a red cross on a white back- ground, designed in compliment to Swit- zerland, is the one flag upon which no cannon is trained. CAnd now at the parting of the ways would it not be wise for our America to choose between the example of Switz- erland and Italy? C America is truly a giant; it is well to have the strength of a giant but not well to use it like a giant. This country is the richest coun- try the world has known — in treasure and in men and women. If we mind our own business and devote our energies to the arts of peace we can solve a problem that has vexed the world from the beginning of time. Shall we make our country blossom like the rose, or shall we follow the example of Italy? grflRT AND RELIGION. I am not en- WJnffl tirely sure this will hold in every mM. instance, but it seems true in the main. Please think it out for yourself, and if I 'm wrong, put me straight. The proposition is this: The Artist needs no religion beyond his work. That is to say, Art is religion to the man who thinks beautiful thoughts and expresses them for others the best he can. Religion is an emotional excitement whereby the devotee rises into a state of spiritual sublimity, and for the moment is bathed in an atmosphere of rest, and peace, and love. All normal men and women crave such periods; and Bernard Shaw says we reach them through strong tea, tobacco, whiskey, opium, love, art or religion. I think Bernard Shaw a cynic, but there is a glimmer of truth in his idea that makes it worth repeating. But beyond Natural Reli- gion, which is the passion for oneness with the Whole, all form- alized religions en- graft the element of fear, and teach the necessity of placat- ing a Supreme Be- ing. C. Our idea of a Supreme Being is suggested to us by the political govern- ment under which we live. The situa- tion was summed up by Carlylewhen he said that Deity to the average British mind was simply an infinite George the Fourth. The thought of God as a terri- ble SupremeTyrant first found form in an unlimited mon- archy; but as gov- ernments have become more lenient so have the gods, until you get them down (or up) to a republic, where God is only a President and we all approach him in familiar prayer, on an absolute equality. Then soon, for the first time, we find man saying, "I am God, and you are God, and we are all simply particles of Him," and this is where the President is done away with, and the Referendum comes in. But the ab- sence of a supreme governing head implies simplicity, honesty, justice and sincerity. Wherever plottings, schemings and doubtful methods of life are employed, a ruler is necessary; and there, too, religion, with its thought of placating God, has a firm hold. Men whose lives are doubtful want a strong government and a hot religion. Formal religion and sin go hand in hand. C Formal religion and slavery go hand in hand. C Formal religion and tyranny go MOB is the quintessence of cowardice — a dirty, mad, hydra-headed mon- ster, that one good valiant St. George can thrust to the heart. When a mob speaks I say: Vox populi vox devil! C A smooth lawn with terra cotta statuary gives a peace to the posses- sor that even religion cannot lend. C, The brethren of Joseph deposited him in a cavity, but you cannot dis- pose of genius that way. CL The men who live in history are those whose lives have been well written a$®> C O i\ T E M P LATI O N S Page 58 m hand in hand.C Formal religion and ignor- ance go hand in hand. And sin, slavery, tyranny and ignorance are one — they are never separated. Formal religion is a scheme whereby man hopes to make peace with his Maker; and formal religion also tends to satisfy the sense of sublimity where the man has failed to find satisfaction in his work. Voltaire says, "When wom- an no longer finds herselfacceptableto man, she turns to God." When man is no longer accept- able to himself he goes to church. In order to keep this article from extend- ing itself into a tome, I purposely omitted saying a single thing about the Protestant Church as a useful Social Club, & have just assumed, for ar- gument's sake, that the church is a reli- gious institution. A formal religion is a cut 'cross lots — an attempt to bring about the emotions and sensations that come to a man by the prac- tice of love, virtue, excellence and truth. When you do a splendid piece of work and express your best, there comes to you, as reward, an exaltation of soul, a sublimity of feeling that puts you for the moment en rap- port with the Infinite. A formal religion brings this feeling without your doing any- thing useful, therefore it is unnatural. Formalized religion is strongest where sin, slavery, tyranny and ignorance abound. Where men are free, enlightened, and at work, they find all the gratification in their work that their souls demand — they cease to hunt outside of themselves for something to give them rest. They are at peace with themselves, at peace with man and with God. CBut any man chained to a hopeless task, whose daily work does not express himself, who is dogged by a boss, whenever he gets a moment of respite turns to drink or religion. 41 Men with an eye on Saturday night, who plot to supplant some one else, who can locate their employer any hour of the day, who use their wit to evade labor, who think only of their summer vacation when they will no longer have to work, are apt to be sticklers in Sabbath keeping and churchgoing. Gentlemen in busi- T the last, no man who does his own thinking is an "ite." Outwardly he maysubscribetothiscreed or that, and if he is very discreet he may make his language conform, but inwardly his belief is never pigeonholed, nor is his soul labeled. In theology the great man recoils at the thought of an exact geometrical theorem, for he knows its vanity; and all algebraic formu- lae in our sublime moments are CaSt aWay J^rt^rt^rf^J^rtg^^^ C Hope pushed to the other side is cowardice r4^>^^^^ r ^> f ^>^^,^> ness who give elev- en for a dozen, and count thirty-four in- ches a yard, who are quick to fore- close a mortgage, & who say "business is business," gener- ally are vestrymen, deacons and church trustees.Look about you ! C, Predaceous real estate dealers who set nets for all theunwary,lawyers who lie in wait for their prey, the mer- chant princes who grind their clerks under the wheel, oil magnateswhosehis- tory never is written nor can be written, often make peace with God, and find a gra- tification for their sense of sublimity by building churches, founding colleges and libraries, and holding fast to a formalized religion. Look about you! To recapitulate: if your life-work is ques- tionable, doubtful or distasteful, you hold the balance true by going outside for the gratification that is your due, but which your daily work denies, and you find it in religion. I do not say this is always so, but it is very often. Great sinners are apt to be very reli- gious; and conversely the best men who have ever lived have been at war with es- tablished religions. And further, the best men are never found in churches. Men deeply immersed in their work, whose lives are consecrated to doing things, who are simple, honest and sincere, want no formal religion, need no priest nor pastor, and seek no gratification outside their daily CONTEMPLATIONS Page 59 they lives. All they ask is to be let alone wish only the privilege to work. When Samuel Johnson, on his death-bed, made Joshua Reynolds promise he would work no more on Sunday, he of course had no conception of the truth that Reynolds reached, through work, the same condition of mind that he— Johnson — had reached by going to church. Johnson despised work and Reynolds loved it; Johnson considered one day in the week holy; to Reynolds all days were sacred — sa- cred to work; that is, to the expression of his best. C Why should you cease to express your high- est and holiest on SundayPAhllknow why you don't work on Sunday 1 It is be- cause you think that work is degrading, and because your barter and sale is founded on fraud, and your goods are shoddy. Your week- day dealings lie like a pall upon your conscience and you need a day to throw off the weariness of that slavery under which you live. You are not free, and you insist that oth- ers shall not be free. CYou have ceased to make work glad- some, and you toil and make others toil with you, and you musicians and artists have all been men of deep religious natures; but their religion has never been a formalized, restricted, ossi- fied religion. They did not worship at set times and places. Their religion has been a natural and spontaneous blossoming of the intellect and emotions — they have worked in love, not only one day in the week, but rr ' i j * all days, and to them T is only during the sessions of sweet silent thought that a man can summon his soul to judg- ment. Not even then is he always quite sincere or free from pose, for we view our acts as a pass- ing procession, in which we proudly march, and even into the deepest seclusion we carry somewhat of this strange dualism of character. The average man plays to the gallery of his own self-esteem. C Superfluous things are the things that we ^cannot do without; irrele- vant things in literature are the nec- essary J^rf^rf^&^&&&®>r&&!>&®!> &&&&y4g&r&®> CONTEMPLATIONS Page 71 about as far from mother earth as most peo- ple care to go. The highest buildings in Chi- cago are about two hundred feet. From the roofs of these edifices the people below look like pigmies; the rattle of traffic is heard as a faint hum. But from the top of the Eiffel Tower men and women on the ground all look alike; they are mere dots, without height or individu- ality. CL The Eiffel Tower is the greatest scheme for elevat- ing humanity ever conceived. It costs five francs to make the ascent, but it is worth the money. It will try your nerves, and possibly make you seasick, but the joy you feel on get- ting back to earth is compensation for all discomfort. Besides this,change is hygienic, and new sensations, new ex- periences and new views are tonics. In fact, a specialist in neurotics at Paris takes certain of his patients to the top of the Eiffel Tower in order to arouse them out of their despond- ency — to animate and compel them to think of new things. We have all heard of the chronic invalid who was not cured until the house caught afire; but who wants to start a conflagration as treatment for melancholia? Yet the elevators at the Eiffel Tower run every day, and it has happened that when patients who have tried to commit suicide are taken up in the nicely cushioned cage, they have become frightened and begged to be taken down at once. CL Let me frankly confess that I was first attracted to the Eiffel Tower through the advice of a physician. I had overworked, endeavoring to read all of the chipmunk magazines as fast as they appeared. Nervous prostration set in, and neurasthenia had taken a firm hold on me, and if my actions at this time were slightly peculiar, the gentle reader must be charitable and attribute my eccen- tricity solely to my physical condition — and the magazinelets. I made the ascent of the Tower by stages: the first time I was fully satisfied on going to the second landing. The next time to the third, and on the third ascent I reached the summit. C Had I gone but once it would have been an experience never tobeforgotten.Alas! the medicine was so palatable that I took a double dose, and on the second trip the Tower was only half as high. I was quite blase. C, The work of the great engineer? What of it! He has the earth to build upon, the corners of the world from which to draw material, books that tell him the crush- ing resistance of his base and the break- ing tension of his beams. He digs for hiscaissons,layshis foundation, places his steel uprights, counts on the force of the wind, computes the exact weight of each piece he will use, bolts and rivets part to part, carrying up columns and girders by elevator, and like the building of a railroad, lays the track for his carriages as he goes. A railway extends iron after iron on the ground; this extends iron after iron into the air. But it is all accord- ing to well digested physical laws; it is all geometric. The Tower has four immense corners three hundred feet apart that are mortised into the very crust of the Miocene Period. The pressure on each square centi- metre at the base is nine pounds; that at the Washington monument is fifty-eight pounds. The difference is in the material used. Who is afraid? There it rises, tall, straight, correct, cold-levelled with plumb-line and square. It is all mathematically adjusted, clamped, im- plicated, riveted, rectilinear, symmetrical, sure. It cost $1,500,000. OB was stung into self- vindication — a thing no man should ever attempt. If men do not comprehend the trend of your life by your actions, they will never know it better by your making a personal explanation. Your life may be right but your reasons never. Life, like love, is its own excuse for being. tL One of the compensations in sin is that it saves a man from becom- ing a Pharisee. *L Self-Reliance is very excellent, but as for independence, there is no such thing CONTEMPLATIONS Page 72 On my third passage in the elevator of the Eiffel Tower the novelty of the thing had quite worn away. I joked with the ticket- seller, slapped the guard on the back, entered the car and pacified several ladies who were a bit nervous and threatening to scream ; then I gave the order to ascend. My jaunty manner quite put the passengers at their ease. In pigeon French I ex- plained the work- ingsof theelevators, the cost of the struc- ture, the time it took to build it and the difficulties encoun- tered. On the down trip one of the ladies asked: "Who was it built this tower, anyway?" "I am the man who built it," was my unblushing answer. C"I thought from your accent that you were an American?" C" Madam, you ev- idently forget that in building towers the vocabulary gets a trifle mixed up." The next day as I viewed the Eiffel Tower from my hotel window, I smiled in derision. COn first approaching the Tower a week before, I had been overawed, then I admired, then endured, then pitied, then embraced — an opportunity to scorn it. And this is how it happened: In the Paris edition of the New York Herald I read an advertisement worded as follows: "Prof. Le Galligar, the celebrated aeronaut, will make an ascension for scientific purposes to-mor- row, from the Champ de Mars. Three pas- sengers will be taken at fifty francs each. Apply early at Fifteen Rue St. Denis." An overwhelming desire had come over me to spit down upon the pride of M. Eiffel. Here was the chance. I hastened to Rue St. Denis, found Prof. Le Galligar, a bright youth of about twenty-two, at a little wine shop. He was too young to be celebrated, and did not look scientific, yet I paid him my passage money and took a receipt. He could not understand my English, and to me his French was incomprehensible ; but by means of much pantomime it was agreed that I should be on hand at two o'clock the fol- lowing day. I slept little that night, and was up betimes the next morning. When I approached the Champ de Mars in the afternoon, I saw the great mud-col- ored balloon sway- ing back and forth likeanimpatientele- phant. Quite a large crowd had gather- ed. On working my way through the jam I found that ropes had been stretched in the form of a square to keep peo- ple back. I managed to reach the ropes, dodged under, and was seized by a big "John Darm." I shouldered him to one side, and just as hewasabouttodraw his sword, Prof. Le Galligar rushed for- ward, all in spangled tights. He embraced me, and kissed me on both cheeks. He intro- duced me to the assemblage, first to the east, then to the north, then to the west, then to the south. The crowd cheered lustily. Soon the other two passengers appeared. One was a tall, slim man, the other short and stout. They were embraced by the professor, and duly introduced, first to me, then to the crowd, east, north, south and west. My shipmates were both Frenchmen, and spoke no English. I was neither frightened nor nervous, but still I had prayed hard that at least one of them might speak English. I wished to hear my native tongue before I left the earth. But there was no time for disappointment. The Professor seized me by the arm, marched me around to the other side of the swaying basket, and pointed to the rope ladder. I consulted my watch; it was just two o'clock. OUNG men, ardent and full of zeal, are always coming to the rescue of God. They defend Him heroically. Does any one speak disrespectfully of the Almighty they rush in as champions protect- ing His good name and vindicate Him if possible by humiliating the offender. C. Sickness sometimes is the calling a halt that gives a man time to think. C It is a good policy to leave a few things unsaid. C It is not difficult to bear another's woes j^&^>%s&&i&>A£&>&s&&^r&& CONTEMPLATIONS Page 73 I climbed up, and found that my colleagues had preceded me. On standing in the basket the top came nearly level with my shoulders. The tall man's head was a foot above mine and the little duodecimo's a foot below — his face deathly pale. C,The Professor perched airily on the edge of the basket, and gave orders to cast off. Then it was that the little stout man got his hands on the side of the basket and tried frantically to get out — he had changed his mind. The Pro- fessor slid down & grasped him by the legs, endeavoring to pull him back in. I took a hand, too. We forced him to the floor, while all the time the crowd cheered. Then there was a silence. I stood on the prostrate form of the fat man and looked over the side to see what this sud- den quiet meant. A shrill feminine voice came to my ears just then: "Why, that 's the man who built the Eiffel Tower!" CI looked down & there, to the front of the crowd, was my friend of the day before. She waved her parasol at me, and I was going to shout back an ante- mortem statement but my attention was di- verted by seeing that the anchor ropes, which had been held by a dozen men a moment before, were now dangling. We were off! No, we were not moving at all ; the earth was slowly slipping away from us and turning at the same time. The north of Paris was sloughing around to the northeast. C,The Eiffel Tower pushed down and away. It slid down until we were at the first landing, the second, we were even with the top; it glided down beneath us a hundred feet. I leaned over the basket and spat violently. The tall man jabbered in French, shook my hand, and the Professor all the while tumbled out cards, dodgers and sundry advertise- ments in the interest of science. And still the little man lay in the bottom of the basket, and the great city slowly swirled and slipped away, away, away. CL The houses were only painted play blocks HE books written behind prison bars, by men in forced exile and by those who paid the penalty of honest expression with death, largely inspire earth's highest thoughts; the world's Saviours are often society's outcasts. gently rocking up & down, and the hor- ses were surely out of a Noah's Ark collection. We were over the Champs Elysees, approach- ing the Arc de Tri- omphe.C The peo- ple looked likeblack ants as viewed from a tree top. Some of them were moving, some evidently had discovered us and were standing still. There they were, a full three million of them below us, eat- ing, sleeping, fight- ing and praying; in houses, on roofs, on ladders, on fences, a few up the Eiffel Tower, but all on earth. Some were in love, some disap- pointed, some lay- ing plans to get the money of others; black ants working for the applause of black ants; black ants seeking to reform ants blacker than themselves. All born in sin, and therefore deserving damna- tion. Yet some were to be saved by special enactment. How pick out which were to be saved, and which not? They were all alike. So I damned them all, and then forgave them — electing them to Tuileries in the skies. C Paris with its long line of white houses was drifting away. The black ants could no longer be distinguished. The boulevards were reduced to mere threads, and the wind- ing Seine was only a long crooked chalk- mark. H M. Le Galligar had thrown out all CONTEMPLATIONS Page 74 mi of his advertising matter, and was slashing bags of sand and emptying them. The air was cold, and he was slapping his hands; I slapped mine, too. The face of the tall man was pinched and blue. The earth had given us the slip now; it had faded from sight, and below was only a great, white, spreading cloud. And yet, strange! I could plainly hear human voices. They came as sounds do across a quiet lake. CThe Professor consulted his instru- ments& made notes, then he pulled at a cord. The cloud en- veloped us, cover- ing our faces with mist. CLThe bleating of sheep could be heard — the voices became plainer, the green of the earth came back, but Pa- ris was only a gray bank of clouds on the horizon. The earth was ris- ing to greet us. Men, women & children were leaving their houses— some run- ning across fields in our direction. Two drag-ropes were out — one with an an- chor. Again the aer- onaut pulled at the cord; the earth came nearer. C The basket dashed against a tree and bumped its freight all together. We apol- ogized. Then we hit a stone wall, but shot up again ten feet in the air. The anchor failed to catch, but fate was kind ; an old woman in a rainy day skirt and wooden shoes was after us. She ran like a sprinter. At last she got the rope in her hands; she yelled "whoa" sturdily and pulled hard, but could not stop us. Other women came, chil- dren too, then a man. All lent a hand. The fat passenger was standing, and the instant the basket touched the ground he rolled over the side into the friendly lap of earth. We all climbed out. CThe Professor lighted a cigarette, gave a jerk to a small rope, and the great balloon struggled, quivered, sank and died. C A whole peasant village was bab- bling about us. The Professor was arguing hotly with the fat man; the peasantry too, were taking part. It was all in very rapid Francais. < L Suddenly M. LeGalligar receiv- ed the gift of ton- OUNG converts are afraid that God shall become ridiculous. They cannot comprehend the differ- ence between criticising their conception of God, and God Himself. All blasphemy laws are based on this misconception. CEvery man who has been pulled into a theological argument (& where is the man who has not been pulled into a theological argument?) thinks less of himself afterward. C Common sense is a form of god- liness, & in the last analysis wisdom & virtue are synonymous ; and what- ever is wise cannot but be good. *LThe men who do things, and not the men who merely talk about things, are those who bless the world. gues. He turned & spoke to me in Eng- lish that was strong- ly tinctured with a Dublin brogue. He explained that the law of ballooning was, that the first individual to seize the rope of a de- scending balloon was to receive ten francs; this is to be paid by the person who first got out of the basket. He ap- pealed to me as the judge: should the fat man pay or not? CI decided that he should pay, and he did. C Then we set- tled for the apples which were knock- ed from the trees by ourdragginganchor and paid five francs for fixing the stone wall. C As the Pro- fessor started to roll up the dead balloon I looked at my watch. It was just twenty-five minutes after two. We were twelve miles from Eiffel Tower. fgOCIETY AND ITS DIVERSIONS. gknJf Herbert Spencer, at eighty-three years tSSsil of age, has recently sent some small shivers down the spines of the Leisure Class in England by saying, "The society repre- sented by our so-called best families is es- sentially barbaric." This remark, coming from a commonplace man, would have excited no comment, but when Herbert Spencer stands behind a sen- CONTEMPLATIONS Page 75 tence, it is apt to mean much. The Pall Mall Gazette quoted the comment and added: "Poor old man! he is certainly in his dot- age." CThe worst about Spencer's remark is that it is true. Society moves in a circle — things are in a swirl, and civilization could never exist at all were it not for the fact that country boys, born in families of no social standing, no wealth, CIn order to belong to the Best Society you must dress so you cannot be useful — you cannot shoulder a trunk, carry out the ashes, cook, hitch up a horse, nor dig in the ground. The raiment that Society demands you shall wear, forbids your using your muscles in any useful effort. At the Waldorf-Astoria seventeen hundred servants are em- are constantly going up to the cities to take places where only men of power can exist. The society repre- sented by our Best Families is essenti- ally barbaric — in America and else- where. And the rea- son is that it has ceased to produce and now only con- sumes. fl.lt lives on the labor of others. tlThe thing which does not serve — that has no use, is surely a burden to some- body if continued. CThe self-appoint- ed Superior Class is an awful handi- cap to civilization. 41 Our Best Society destroys, consumes and lays waste. The Child Slavery of the South, the Sweat Shops of the cities, and the unending toil of most farming folk is a direct result of our Best Society — this so-called Superior Class. There is a certain amount of work to do in the world, and the reason some people have to work from daylight clear into the night is because others do not work at all. If you consume more than you produce some one must labor to make good the deficiency. COur Best Society is intent on honoring the man who wastes and consumes. In fact, if you are a mere producer, and nothing else, the Best Society does not deign to notice you, much less admit you into its charmed circle. HOW the marbles that fill your niches and the canvases that glorify your walls to those who seldom see such sights. Give your education to those who need it, your culture to those who have less, and you double your treasure by giving it away C,The great man is poised and sat- isfied — no matter what happens. The little man is always full of trou- ble ; and this trouble he always lays to the fault of others. tLMost of the really great men in America have warmed their bare feet frosty mornings on the spot where the cows have lain down. CWe are heirs to the past, both its good and its i ployed, and this is just the capacity of the hotel — there is one servant for ev- ery guest. And in meat and drink each guest wastes about five times as much as he consumes. This fact is also true of all the so-called First-Class Hotels in our large cities. €1 Some one has got to make good this wastage— and it is the social outcast who does it. Only a few years ago all useful work was done by slaves. These slaves were bought, sold, worn out, beheaded and tossed to hell at will by the Best Society, tl Gradually things have bettered, but the distinguishing feature of the Best Society yet is that it at- taches a disgrace to useful effort — it disso- ciates itself from toil. In every town and city in America there is this little Smart Set that patterns its life after that of the Turk. It is waited on, and spends its days in having "a good time." Usually the true type centers itself around a small ivy-covered church upon which is a disguised cross. In Virginia, for instance, the Best Society swings around this church with its skimped, iced and rudimentary cross. Education is to fit one for this Best Society — to avoid work and do it gracefully. And if one can become CONTEMPLATIONS Page 76 a priest to this Society and preside at the modest, ivy-clad chapel with its pee-wee cross, what greater honor! Oh, yes there is one honor just as great, the Army! The Church or the Army, which shall it be? is the tantalizing question that confronts the ambitious mother — to save souls or damn them— it really matters little. CAnnapolis with brass buttons or the Church with hooks and eyes! Which? And anyway, thank God! Reginald is to be a gentleman. He shall dance & hunt and shoot— he shall be an ornament to the Best Society. C. The Best Society gets its recreation through waste and destruction. In Vir- ginia especially it demandsblood.The horses they use are first deprived of their tails. The birds mate, nest and rear their young, only to be shot & mutilated by members of the Best Society; foxes are bred but to be chased by packs of hounds that are kept for no other pur- pose than to destroy these foxes that are bred to be destroyed for the amusement of this Superior Class. C The foxes have holes and the birds of the air have nests, but what 's the use when we who belong to the Best Society know where they are ! CL The following is a clipping taken from the Society Column of the Richmond, Virginia, Dispatch for May 21st, 1902. I print the extract without comment: On Sunday evening the observant captain of the Waynesboro Club, Captain William McCray, who belongs to our Best Society, and who is ever on the alert to take advant- age of any new scheme in the sporting line, noticed about two bushels of chimney swal- lows taking refuge in a neighbor's chimney, whereupon he summoned James Craig, and together they concocted a plan by which to take captive the unsuspecting denizens of the air. By means of a large sack spread over the top of the chimney, and the appli- cation of a dense smoke at the bottom, about four hundred swallows were incarcerated. The originators of HERE is no Secret Soci ety that hascorralled truth. Truth is in the air, and when your head gets into the right stratum you know it. No one can impart it to you until the time is ripe, and when the time is ripe for you to know, you do not have to ride a Goat in order to un- derstand A£&&®>&& r&&&&> il Nature punishes most sins, but blasphemy, sacrilege and heresy are things that nature does not provide any punishment for; therefore man has to look after these things himself. C The best souls often suffer most, while baseness and flaunting pride go free. But pain is not all pain. CL Wit and insight are saving virtues that only the strong possess the plan were so jubilant over their catch that they im- mediately commu- nicated the news to several members of the Staunton Gun Club, whom they invited, & Messrs. William McDaniel, S. P. Davis & John Foxhall joined them Monday afternoon in a shooting match. The birds were lib- erated from a trap one at a time, and the sportsmen said they have never un- dergone such a test of marksmanship as they were put to by the frightened swal- lows.C. A number of spectators were present, including a number of ladies, and neither the at- traction of the polo game, going on at the time, nor the impend- ing storm, could drive them from the scene of excitement. The match lasted for several hours, and William McDaniel of Staunton, took the lead, killing thirteen out of twenty-four birds, fol- lowed by Dr. T. S. Richardson, who killed twelve out of twenty-four. A notable feature in the case is that the swal- lows that were so fortunate as to escape made direct for the shelter of the chimney from which they had been captured." CUf there is any better way to teach virtue than to practice it, I do not know it. CONTEMPLATIONS Page 77 BOUT KNOCKING AND KNOCKERS. Arise, my God, and strike, for we hold Thee just, Strike dead the whole weak race of venomous worms That sting each other here in the dust. — Tennyson. Mr. William T. Stead once wrote some things about Chicago. Some of the items he penned were not wholly complimentary.The intense activity of the place, Mr. Stead thought, had evolved a certain im- patience and often an ungenerous quality of mind that revealed itself in heresy trials, divorce mills, po- litical fights where aldermen de- fied the judges, the judges defied the legislature, and the legislators challenged the governors. To this English visitor the daily papers were unnecessarily busy with char- ges, accusations and indictments, and everywhere, even in parlors, scandal, defamation and vitupera- tion seemed to abound. "Chicago averages a murder a day, not count- ing all those who are done to death by Chicago Tongue," said Mr. Stead. C Mr. Israel Zangwill, coun- tryman and friend of Mr. Stead, visiting Chicago some time after, was escorted about the city by a Committee to Behold the Sights. Among other places of interest he was taken to the Stock-yards, where luncheon was served for the party. During the meal a Pert Miss, seated next to the guest of honor, asked him this question: C"Mr. Zang- will, how do you like Chicago Ham?" ii The Dreamer of the Ghetto raised his sorrowful face and said, "I like it, I like it — much better than Chicago Tongue!" CL A thousand years before Christ, Sol- omon said some wholesome truths about this matter of Tongue. It is doubtful whether he had any pro- phetic vision of the Chicago arti- cle, and really there is no proof that Chicago Tongue is any worse than any other brand; but let it stand as the type of a Bad Thing. CA tragic, though perhaps not a remarkable case of Chicago Ton- gue, came to my attention a few years ago. It seems that a good natured and somewhat talkative man remarked in a little Bohemian company that a certain artist, well known to those present, wore trou- sers that bagged beautifully at the knee. C A man and woman in the party, who had a well defined case of artistic jealousy toward the vol- uble man, repeated the remark to the artist who was referred to. The woman repeated the remark in the morning, and the little artist, of a sensitive and gentle type with no capacity for horse-play, was just a trifle nettled. And when the man told him the same thing with vary- ing accent and inflection, in the afternoon, the matter took on a CONTEMPLATIONS Page 78 rather serious shape. A few days after the artist met the gossipy woman again, and he questioned her as to what had been said. She repeated the remark about Pants, with gesticulations, genuflexions, shrugs and curves; and wishing to prove her friendship, warned the artist to be on his guard against those who were trying to Unhorse him. CThe more the artist thought of the matter the more sure he was that this remark about his raiment really meant that he was a man devoid of taste, lacking in refine- ment, if not decency, and totally unfit to associate with ladies and gentlemen. Each time he met his alleged friends they pumped the poison into him. The matter preyed upon the man's mind until he could neither eat, sleep nor work. He sought out his traducer, insulted him openly, and got himself well chastised. His violence lost him his position, and a long season of dissipation and idleness followed, with golden moments lost and lost forever. The last I heard of the man and woman who had so un- wittingly combined to work the ruin of their friend, they had turned on each other and were rending reputations to rag-time. €l The in- cident just mentioned sounds like an extreme case, but I hardly think it is, for the mischief-makers are at work in a similar way on every hand. Should the Angel Gabriel come to me and in a confidential undertone declare that a certain man, any man or any angel, was a vilifier of truth, a snare to the in- nocent, a pilferer, a sneak, a rob- ber of graveyards, I would say, "Gabriel, you are troubled with incipient paranoia — I do not be- lieve a word of what you say. The man you mention may not be a saint, but he is probably just as good as you or I. In fact I think he must be very much like you, for we are never interested in either a person or a thing that does not bear some direct relationship to ourselves. Then, Gabriel, do you not remember the words of Bishop Begum, who said that no man ap- plies an epithet to another that cannot with equal truth be applied to himself?" il When we remem- ber that hoarse, guttural cry of "Away with him — away with him!" and when we recall that some of the best and noblest men who have ever lived have been reviled and traduced, indicted and executed by so-called good men — certainly men who were sincere — how can we open our hearts to the tales of discredit told of any man? The Billingsgate Calendar has been ex- hausted in attempts to describe Walt Whitman, and the lexicon of abuse has been used to hammer the heads of such men as Richard CONTEMPLATIONS Page 79 Wagner, Victor Hugo, Count Tol- stoy and William Morris. Know- ing these things, as every one does, shall we imitate folly, accept con- crete absurdity for our counsel and guide, and take stock in Chicago Tongue? CThat entire Salem Witchcraft insanity was nothing but a bad case of Chicago Tongue. Much of the martyrdom & blood- shed of the past can be traced di- rectly to the same cause. H Nations have gone to war because some princeling has charged that a King stuck his tongue in his cheek and bit his thumb when another King was mentioned, — nothing but Chi- cago Tongue! ass&> mendous looker. So I showed him to the visitors & they were wonderfully much impressed. The genuine crack- erjack work about the place was done by small, red-haired & bow-legged men with freckles, and hand-me-down suits and diffident man- ners. As long as I could keep the Pro- digy from talking, and at night destroy all the work he did during the day, as Penelope raveled the shroud, I was all right.