^ / / u MEMOIRS OF THE LATE MRS. ROBINSON, WRITTEN BY HERSELF. WITH SOME POSTHUMOUS PIECES. IN FOUR VOLUMES. VOL. III. EonDont Printed by T. Oillet, Salisbury Square^ FOR R. PHILLIPS, 7I, ST. PAUL*S; SOLD BY T. HURST, PATERNOSTER-ROW, AND BY MESS. CARPENTER, OLD BOND-STREET, 1301. CONTENTS OF VOL III. TheSylphid - . , jafpcr, a Fragment - „ qq The Savaerti of Aveyron - .. 173 THE SYLPHID. Several Numbers of this Periodical Work appeared in a Morning Newfpaper, and Mrs. Robinson had prepared and arranged the whole for feparate publication previ- ous to her laft illnefs. VOL. III. ^B THE SYLPHID. No. I. MR, EDITOR, TTHIS paper is addrefTed to you, from one who has long been an invifible Spy over theadlions of unconfelous mortals; the nairre which I place at the conclufion of my intro- du£lory paflport, will fufficiently declare the powers of my important miffion. I am one of thofe Aerial Beings to whom deftiny has given the clue which is, by fabulous writers, denominated the thread of fate. I have the gift of inviiibility, as well as a prefcient know- Jedge, which enables me to regulate the che- quered tablet of human events, and to com- ment, without fear, on the dangers, the ac- tions, and the varying evolutions in the fcenes of fubiunary viciffitude. I am 4 THE SYLPHID. I am allowed the power of changing my form, as fuits the obfervation of the moment, I can affiime the minute exterior of the fmall- efl: infeft, or perfonate, if I may be allowed the expreffion, the moft inanimate obje£ls: breathe in the flowers of fummer, or diredt my unerring fhaft from the mofl minute parti- cle of froft that hangs upon the wings of Bo- reas : I can ikim on the auftral breeze, or make my bounding couch on a green wave. I can watch on the pillow of difeafe, fan the feverifli cheek with my enamelled pinions ; or repulfe the bold intruding zephyr that haf- tens to fipneclar from the lips of beauty. Often do I penetrate even the mofl obfcure receffes of political as well as amorous in- trigue. I liflen with equal fcepticifm to the Lover's vows and the Courtier's profeflions. I prelide at the toilets of the whole race of women, from the thrice eflenced Duchefs to the Dulcinea of St. Giles's : and I find that, with a difference of manner only, their habits, purfuits, inclinations and frailties, are nearly limilar ! Sometimes I fleal into the garret of a poet J and, by fkimming with light wings over THE SYLPHID. 5 over his bufy brain, impregnate bis mind with all the fantaflic forms which, at times, I am permitted to exhibit. I then glide throiigh the cabinet of the Politician, and hear him rchearfe his parliamentary oration ; I fee him beat his head, and I hear him rave againll men and meafures, while felf-intereft lays her magnet on his heart, and palfies all its moll honourable feelings. In the refemblance of a fly, I wander over the repaft of the epicure. Idifcover amidft luxuries, purchafed at a prodigal expence, unnumbered {lores of anticipated difeafes. I lip of thofe goblets which bear to the lips of fated revellers, vv-ines, whofe flavour and per- fume might have vied with thofe of the Phoe- nician grape ! I there difcover poifons, which, without the antidote which temperance alone can fupply, are inevitably deflruiSlive. In the likenefs of a wafp, I haunt the bowers of in- fidelity ; and, by the menace of my fling, alarm the bofom of half yielding frailty. I f:3metimes infli6l a wound upon the lip of de- ceit, jull as it is preparing to profane the name of Love I awaken, with my drony fong, the flumber- 6 THE SYLPHID. numbering hufband; who, at fun-rife, fleeps on a fmooth pillow, while his adventurous partner is gathering thorns to fprinkle it, on the more than hemlock verdure of a gaming table! By the yellow, gloffy graces of my form, I remind the rapacious mifer of his gold ; then fuddenly affuming the night-bee- tle's fable habit, I (hew him the femblance of his hidden heart. In the grey garb of a mufquito, I prefent the Monk his outward, humble mien ; while with my poifon I en- grave upon his breaft the mifery of fuperfti- tion. To divert the bold Projeflor from his purpofe, I weave the envenomed fpider's web ; and while he builds his airy caftle on the ruins of his country, 1 invoke a kindred zephyr to deflroy my flimfy fabric; he fees the allegorical deflruflion, and wavers from his purpofe. Sometimes to favour an ill-treated Lover, I affift in the important myfteries of omens ; and flit upon the burning bar, in blackened fragments, to tell a flranger coming. To fright the Goffip who has flept, when her fick patient fufFered pain, I have twilled the long winding- THE SYLPHID, J winding-fheet ; and fhe has learnt to he more wary in her watchings. Where poverty has pinched the heart, I have bounced from the fire, a purfe of promifed treafure ; chirped like the cricket in the chimney corner to an- nounce a wedding-day ; or tickled, with in- vlilhle breathings, the elbow of a love-fick maiden, fure fign that flie would change her bed-fellow. I have often, as a huge fly, ob- truded myfelf on the plate of an Epicure, who, having fealled himfelf to the very verge of apoplexy, wa!: preparing the laft facrifice to gluttony: the fight of me has fickened his imagination, and, by pulling a period to his meal, I have protracted his exiflence. I have aflumed the orient colours of the butterfly ; and while the giddy, gay coquet has viewed me as an emblem of her beaute- ous felf, I have fuddenly become a grub, to teach her the leflbn of mortality. I have purred like one of the tabby fpecies, to fhew the inftability of friendfhip. I have murmured, like the ring-dove, to evince that conftancy is riown to folitudes and fnades. I have, in the deformity of the bat, prcfented to view the moping & THE SYLPHID. moping Antiquarian, who fecludes himfelf from the haunts of man, to vegetate amidft the ruins of inexorable time, ufelefs and unfocial. Thus do 1 change my form and my purfuits as rapidly as thougiit ; and thus, from time to time, will I ikim over this bufy fcene in the invilible fhape of an obferving Sylphid. Mount-Ether, 0^.2l, 1799. No. II. MR. EDITOR, IN my introductory paper I endeavoured to give you fome account of my powei^, and to prepare you for the fpecies of information which you are to expeft during my fojourn on this part of the globe. I already perceive that my occupations will be as various as my zeal fhall be indefatigable : but, before I commence my labours, 1 think it will amufe you to know what THE SYLPHID. 9 what I have already done in my jouniey of obfervation, fince the fummer morning when J lirll: found myfelf newly awakened to life, in the painted recelfes of a tulip, to that dawn when I refled my airy form on the white cliffs of this wave-circled ifland. Know then, Mr. Editor, that I firft breath- ed the aromatic gales on the fun-gilded alti- tudes of Sicily. I glanced my fta^ry eyes over the diftant profpe£l, and ihaking the dew from my tranfparent wings, I found that they were impregnated with celeftial odours. I then per- ceived that I was gifted with the powers of motion, which rivalled the velocity of the morning breeze ; and, as I palTed near the topmoft bough where the mother bird neilled with yer young, I difcovered, by their repofe, that I was invinble. From Sicily I crofled the waves to the luxu- rious plains of Italy. I hovered over the fhrines dedicated to bigotry and veiled by fuperfli- tion. I foiled with my tears the relique which pious fraud had rendered facred ; and I turned with horror from the pride-pampered Priefl^ who bartered with the feeble for their foul's fiat! 10 THE SYLPHID. fiat I In the faloon of the Nobles, I floated amidfl the perfumes of Arabia, over the moft coftly feafts, or ftretched fupine in the rich fefloons of a filken canopy, I liflcned to the deep-drawn refpiration of full- fated luxury, while difeafe and death flood centinels at its pillow. I then explored the clay-reared cottage of the laborious peafant : I beheld him on a hard and thinly covered pallet, weary with the toils of a hot vintage, yet fleeping foundly : I heard his foft breath as it gently raifed his fcorched bofom, and I faw the fmile upon his lip which befpoke an unfulliedconfcience ! Happy pea- fant ! more envied, even in thy poverty and toil, than all the fons of ambition, in the very pride of conqueft, and plenitude of dominion. From Italy I crofTcd the Alpine hills ; and failed on the fun-beam over Iblitudesof fnow, where mortal feet had never wandered. Ter- rific altitudes ! facred to the God of Nature ! more inftruftive to the philofophic mind than all the fophiftry of man, or all the leflbns of ian6tified law-givers. I then took up my abode in the intricate mazes THE SYLPHID. 11 mazes of Paris and Verfailles — I was, by turns, the obferver of the pleafurable haunts, and the pohtical cabinet. I beheld, with forrow, the encroachments of Profufion ; and anticipated the horrors of Anarchy, while I traced the rapid progrefs of Oppreffion. I then winged my way to the habitation of the proud Spaniard. I there faw DuUnefs dreffed in the fpecious garb of felf-import- ance; Oftentation, afTuming the celellial fem- blance of Generofity ; and Jealoufy dipping her deftru£live poignard in the tears of captive beauty. Often did I comprefs ray flender form to enter the latticed window, where the blackefl and fineft eyes on this terreflrial fphere gazed dejectedly on the chain of wed- ed tyranny ; while the foft figh of defpond- ency, flealing over the fevered lip of love, re- pelled and drew me on at pleafure. From the dominion of unmeaning pride I crofled the abyfs of waters, aflailed by the wild furf, and buffeted by the reliftlefs breath of the tumultuous Equinox. In my acquatic voyage I marked many a Britifh Tar, fearleis in the very heat of danger ! I beheld the nobleft 12 THE SYLPHID. nobleft of Valour's Tons undaunted amidfl: the fulphur of defolating warfare : I took my lofty feat on the top-maft of a floating bulwark, where, blackened by the fmoke of war, the Britifh flag waved defiance to the world ; while the fcene below was ftained with blood, and the paufe of thundering contcfl was awfully filled up by the groans of the agonifed and dying! — I ll:iuddered, and purfued my aerial journey. As foon as I had dipped my weary pinions in the wh.ite waves, and drank the i-ethereal fpirit of the breezes, I coniinued my flight to- wards the lofty fliores of Albion ; Ihores ren- dered facred by the birth of the immortal Al- fred ; prote6led by the hardy zeal of its bold Barons ; and formed by the hand of Nature, to defend her fons againfl the attacks of fo- reign foes. Far and wide have been my wanderings ; on the hot fands of the eaflern world, beneath the vertical and fcorching beam, I have feen the tyranny of wealth lording it over the de- fencelefs native. I have liftened to the cries of infulted nature, while the lengthened ca- valcade THE SYLPHID. 13 valcade groaned with the fpolis of infatiable plunder. The burning fun has Ihed its fhafts on the fcorched camel, while his weary limbs have yielded to the burthen of uncounted trea- fures I Even at that moment the fon of bound- lefs rapacity has fmiled ! The glow of Ihame- lefs triumph has deepened the bronze of his clime-faded cheek, and his heart has beat healthfully, while famine, unchecked, has been defolating kingdoms. From the fun's hotteft clime I winged my way to the black defarts of the frozen pole. I have crept into the fnow cavern, and liften- ed to the uncouth yell of uncultivated favagesj I found them focial, though unfophiflicated ; I beheld no fanguinary warfare ; I heard no fycophantic adulation ; I witnefled no empty pride, no poifoned oftentation ; no hatred fpringing from envy and deceit ; no party fpi- rit, contending for pre-eminence ; no fpy that llabbed the peace of unfufpeding patriotifm. The kindling fire illumined the long icicles, which, during a fix months night, hung gliften- ing from the Indian's dome ; his limbs were ftrong, and finewy, he knew not the enervat- ing 34 THE SYLPHID. ing mifchicf, luxury : his eye looked forward with a penetrating limine fs, the effedl of con- fcious freedom ! I examined his hovel ; it was not flored with the treafures of his neighbour ; I hovered around his his bed, formed of the hides of animals ; it was bleft with tranquil flumber. I marked his eye ; it was illumined by valour, tempered by inftindlive love ; it was the clear but fteady lamp of an unfliack- led foul ! I crofled the wild Euphrates ; fported on the golden fands of the pearly Ganges ; hovered on the black pall of night, as it veiled the polar defert ; and fwept with hurried wings along the Cafpian Ocean. I flitted on the white foam of the impetuous Rhone ; imbib- ed the mufky vapours ariling from the filvcr Arno ; and lipped the fweets of fummer flowers, as they opened to meet the fun, on the Etrurian meads. On the Sabine hills I watched the yellow Tiber, while fancy brought to my view the grandeur of ancient Rome, before its glories were faded by the breath of tyrants. I traverfed the borders of the Nile, while my enamelled wing Ihatched new Juftre from THE SYLPHID. 15 from the eve of valour, and my light form fported amidll the laurels of a Nelson ! Over the Black. Sea I followed the navies of the voluptuary, whofe power was confelTed alike in the cabinets of politics and love. I there faw the coftly gems, the gilded palTports to the heart, debafe its befl feelings, and pur- chafe its degradation. I hovered over the poor remains of unlamented greatnefs, till I beheld with rapture the arm of power Wretched forth to emancipate the child of valour,* the bold inheritor of Nature's wreathe, won in the caufe of freedom ; and placed upon his brow by the hand of P'ortitude ! I have fince flown rapidly over the thiflled hills of Scotia, where pride receives a lefTon from adveriity; and where confcience, be- neath a tottering roof of ftate, whifpers to the refledling foul, " Such is the reward of bound- " lefs fenfuality :'* I have alfo traverfed the Hibernian (hores ; fhuddered at the efFe6ls of lawlefs fury, and dropped a tear on the re- cords of ferocity, — while Religion wept, and Reafon trembled with anticipated horrors. • Kofciufko. Behold l6 THE SYLPHID. Behold me at the clofe of the Eighteenth Century, in the metropolis of England. Here I paufe to replenifh my fhattered wings, and to obtain new fources of important informa- tion. It fhall now be my tafk to explore the haunts of artificial beings ; to watch, unfeen, at the toilets of coquets, in the chambers of prudes ; at the altars of pious hypocrites ; in the vortex of diffipation ; on the couch of in- dolence ; in the gloomy clofet of avarice, and the fuperb temple of the unblufhing pecula- tor. I will draw forth merit ; proteft unfriend- ed genius ; unveil pretended chaflity ; goad with the thorn of confcious reproof the often- tatious bofom ; and expofe the fpecious vio- lator of domeftic joy, the oppreflbr of the un- happy ! Neither the eloquence of a Cicero, the force of a Demofthenes, the philofophy of a Plato, the tyranny of a Nero, nor the graces of a Helen (were fuch perfons now in exift- ence), fhoulddireft the wanderings, influence the juftice, interrupt the vigilance, or filence the reproof, of the ever watchful and un- wearied SYLPHID. THE SYLPHID. J7 No. III. SINCE I wrote to you laft, Mr. Editor, I have been perplexed almoll beyond the re- fifting powers of fortitude ; I have witneffed fcenes, and explored charafters, at once fo fpecious, and fo deftrudive, that I was almoft difpofed to queftion my own exiftence. But in order to vent the forrows of my full brcafl, and to convince you, that though I bear a fu- pernatural form, my feeling and aiFeftions are human, I fliall endeavour to paint the mife- lies I have contemplated. I have made an aerial journey over many places. I beheld in every country, mothers, wives, and relatives of all delcriptions, mourn- ing in hopelefs and unavailing agony ! I gazed with horror on mutilated limbs ; I vilited hof- pitals overcharged with the fick ; and cham- bers, ohfcure chambers, filled with the dying ! Yet I found, upon enquiry, that the fufferers were innocent of any crime againfl fociety ; that they were the mere fprings of avaft ma- voL. III. c chine. 18 THE SYLPHID. chine, which, by their exertions, was necef- farily kept in motion. And, are they no moie regarded r are they left to perifh ? mull: they quit their toilfome tafk, unlamented ? Even fo I For what do they encounter death ? For the wreathe of glory. Do they enjoy it ? Thrives it on their brows ? does it lliclter their habitations from the bkfl: of poverty, or docs it bloom to decorate their graves ? I dread to hear thefe queflicns anfwered. I have vilited the romantic fcenery of the Welfh mountains; I there invoked the fpirit of imagination, and beheld a long train of dauntlefs vifions, fuch as are defcribed by the infpired and magic pen of Gray ! There, while I beheld ** The fteep of Snowden's fliaggy fide," and paufed upon the margin of *' Old Conway's foaming flood," my enraptured fancy caught the llralns of ** Higli-born Hoers harp, and foft Llewellyn's lay !" while Truth infcrudled me to contemplate the circles of modern refinement; the j!>^/^V^ maitres of fafliionable life ; the tinfel abodes of vitiat- ed THE SYLPHID. IQ cd tafte ; and the infipid phalanx of noble, foi-difant^ literati. I repaired to the abode of negle6lcd genius. I beheld the genuine fons and daughters of the Mufes, pining in obfcure poverty, and labour- ing incefTantly for a fcanty pittance. No fplen- douvs decorated their neglected habitation ; no luxuries were feen on the board of weary toil. Ah ! race, negle£led by the proud, un- honoured by the ignorant ! Time will record your names and confecrate your labours ! Your works will give luftre to his wings, while they level with the duft, the lofty monuments of wealth and oftentationl I arrefled my flight on the altar of that temple confecrated to the divinity I There I faw the lean, half-flarved deputy, performing the facred funflion, while his full-fed mafter {lumbered in flothful luxury. I faw, around him, what I confidered as the overplus of plenty ; but inflinft fhortly told me, that it was the hoard of extorted claims, wrelled from the children of labour and credulity \ I entered the faloon of the Afiatic ; I faw profufion decorating the repafl of vulgar pride, and 20 THE SYLPiriD. and falfehood dlfpenfing her fmiles, while adu- lation endeavoured, vainly endeavoured, to heal the wounded fpirit of it's patron. I ac- companied the gilded idol to his midnight couch ; I faw him ftart, aghaft ! I, heard him groan convuifively ; around him rofe an hofl of pale and bleeding vi£lims ! triiey fliook. his coftly canopy, embofTed with gems and gold, while their hollow voices murmured, " Caitiff, *^ Jleep no more!" T then pafled the portico of one, whofe graces of perfon and of mind ftamped him of Nature's firft order I I obferved his heart beat with thofe afFe£lions, which had led his foot- fleps to the paths of plcafure ; while Envy threw the thorns of malice in his way to per- plex and wound him. It was his deftiny to be placed on an eminence, where all eyes beheld him: like the Sun he dazzled, and his prying oblervers found he had fmall fpecks, which they magnified with the hope of dimi- nifhing his luilre. I then peeped into the book of fate, and with joy 1 beheld the progrefs of his defliny ! around him beamed a thoufand conflellations ! Hope fmiled, aslhe obferved the THE SYLPHTID. 21 the demon^ Difcord, vanifh ! and the angel Peace, as fhe fhook the tears of memory from the laurels of the valiant, pointed towards that thrice columned 1 emple, which Britifli Vir- tue fhall render invulnerable ! This fplendid vifion being configned to the immortal hand of Freedom, Ihe confecrated it amidft the united plaudits of Religion, Wif- dom, Patriotiim : while Time conferred the office of its biographer on the inviiible, but indefatigable, SYLPKID. No. IV. MR. EDITOR, TURNING my reftlefs wings from gloomy objeifts, asfoon as I had difpatched my trufty Zephyr with the laft paper, Ifet out on a new purfuit, in the brilliant fcenes of diffipated fully. I had witnelTed in various climes, the caprices 22 THE SYLPHID. caprices, or rather the diflortions, produced by a Sylph, known to the trifling and unthinking by the appellation of Fafhion ; though fome- times miftaken for a more refined and delicate Spirit, which in the purer regions we denomi- nate Tafle. As thefe contending and almoft equally acknowledged powers are frequently confulted by the fairefl votaries of vanity and pleafure, I fhall, for the inftru£lion of the lovely and rational part of the attractive fex, endeavour to defcribe their different attri- butes. Fafhion is a Sylph of fantaflic appearance, the illegitimate offspring of Caprice (for Fa- fhion is of no fex). It was firft awakened to life by the Zephyr of a May morning, bear- ing on it's wings the fleeting fragrance of the mofl fragile blofToms. Its nurfe was the Ca- melion ; air-nourifhed, and perpetually chang- ing its appearance. Placed on the topmofl bough of a tall poplar, it learned to wave with every gale, while its cradle was over-arched by a rainbow, the emblem of itfelf, gaudy, varying, tranfient, and unfubflantial. Cheriflied into flrength, it fought the bufy fcenes THE SYLPHID. 23 fcenes of gallantry and fancy. Its firfl refling place was amidil: the falfe ringlets of a Gallic coquet. It has flitted on Arabian perfumes, over the bofoms of celebrated beauties, even from the earlieft periods. For a time it pre- fided among the Athenian women, laughing Philofophy to fcorn. Sometimes it vihted the temples of Roman gallantry, while Roman hardihood bowed before its altar ! It has been known to rule the defliny of Gallic monarclis ; to revel in the huge ruff and fliffened defor- mity of the vain Englilh Elizabeth ; and it even ftamped the paflport to preferment, during the reign of the Second Charles, in the thcjt licen- tious Court of Britain ! Fafhion patronifed the favage Hottentots in their difgulling decorations ; cramped the fine feet of the Chinefe ; and revelled in the Sha- dows of their half-clofed heavy eye-lids. Fa- fhion commended the prim coquets of Van- dyke, and the voluptuous forms, the languifh- ing eyes of the canvas-breathing fenfualiji, Sir Peter Lely. Falhion is a diftorted Svlph, decked with iiovvers, feathers, tinfel, jewels, beads, and all the 24 THE SYLPHID. the garifh profunon of degenerated fancy. Its en:iblems are the tulip and the poppy, glarhig and pernicious to the energies of intelle£l. It makes idiots of its votaries; and yet we fome- times fee the wifefl: governed by its influence. Even the old and the ugly confefs its power, at the very moment when they feel that it is the ufurper of that magic wand, which fliould only be diredled by the hand of Tafte ; but Fafhion governs with imperious command, while tafte attra£ls the foul by intuitive fafci- nation. Tafle is a mild and beauteous Sylph, of Gre- cian extraftion, {imply but elegantly adorned I Her veil is neither gaudy nor fantaftic. Her brows are crowned with a profusion of Hea- ven's gifts ; and her flight never extends be- yond the boundaries of Nature. Her emblems are the white rofe, bending in a graceful curve over the modefl:, vale-born lily. It was ori- ginally her ofiice to fold the drapery of her native vefl:ments ; and to braid the glofly treflTes of Cercaflian virgins : fhe preflded over the poetry of Sappho, fhe aflifled in the fculp- ture of the Medicean Venus ; gave the warm glow THE SYLPHID. 25 glow to the pencil of Claude de Lorraine ; grouped the figures of a Michael Angelo ; and blended the colours which immortalized the breathing pencil of Titian. It was her's to illumine the mind of the Britifh Reynolds ! as it will be her ofRce to confecrate iiis me- mory ! Alas ! Mr. Editor, how rarely have I found her in the mazy circles of modern refinement. How popular is her rival Sylph, fantaflic Fa- fliion ! A few mornings iince, almoft frozen by the winter air, and nearly fuffocated by the fogs of the metropolis, I entered a balcony win- dow (for Falhion has of late waged war with Reafon in the fchool of Architedlure, in de- fiance of climate and of atmofphere) ! On a fudden I found mvfelf in the dreffing-room of a celebrated beauty. Heavens ! what afcenel Where, where was deferted Nature ? ^yhat milerable efforts of art were fubilituted for the fublimitles of genius. The walls were covered with caricatures. The ceiling and pannels deformed by fphynxes and centaurs, the monflers of a fantaflic imagination. The chairs and fophas were too fplendid for com- fort, "2,6 THE SYLPHin. fort, and' too flight for ufe. The blazing coal* jfire fned its unwholeforae vapours on the forc- ed produce of the hot-houfe ; and the preliding goddefs of the collly temple was iighing with ennui f even in the midft of magnificence and prodigality. What a firange melange of luxury and in- iipidity ! What fophiflicated minds raufl fuch beings pofTefs ! How ufelefs are they in the vafl fcale of human organization, and how little does their exiflence benefit or adorn fo- ciety ! But foft : I am menaced by the angry Sylph, whofe mvfteries I am preparing to un- ravel ! Fafhion already arms her bufy wing with a thoufand arrows ! I muft confult the power which has given me my aerial mif- fion, and if I am permitted to reveal the fc- crets of the reigning favourite, I will proceed in my difcoverles ; and they fliall furnifh ob- fervations for the hfth paper, from the nevey weary and faithful s Y L P H I D . THE SYLPHID. ^7 No. V. 1 HAVE pafied the ordeal of Fafhion's pha- lanx ! and again I refume my talk of obfer- vation. The refined Sylphid, Tafle, though deprived of the power ihe once held over the minds of enlightened mortals, flill aflerts her empire in the thoughts, manners, and de- cifions of the difcriminating few. Yet Fafhion is a potent adverfary, and fafhion will oppofe me ; the infe£ls, flitting amidil the thin va- pours of their fhort-iived day, will attempt to mifiead me, by their dazzling ignis fatuiis \ or to fink me amidil the fwift vortex of deflruc- tive diffipation. But, Mr. Editor, I Ihall fhake my untiring pinions in defiance of their efforts ; and, prompted by the fine fpirit, Truth, I (hail flill rely for fupport on her ftrong parent, Reafon. I lafl took leave of you to contemplate the breakfafl-room of a celebrated beauty, round whom myriads of human infe6ls poured forth poeans of adulation, though her lovely grand- children 28 THE SYLPHID. children already began to lifp her praifes. 1 obferved the fair one, like Pope's Belinda, un- veiling that myflerious altar which was def- tined to give her almofl a new creation. 1 faw a bufy agent of the prefiding Deity, Om- nipotent Fafhion, compreffing her luxuriant trefles to the compaft circumference of a cocoa-nut ; firft elTaying the jetty fcratch ; then the vv^avy flaxen ; and then the neatly braided, warmly glowing auburn. A fecond fmiling imp of mifchief tinged her elbows, chin, and ears, with a rofy hue ; a third dyed her cheeks and lips with a vermilion poifon ; a fourth enlarged her falling flioulders to an unnatural expanfion ; a iiflh fupnlied her bo- fom with a prepofterous protuberance ; and a Hxth threw over her form an almoft tranfpa- rent drapery, which left every charm diftin6lly vifible to the prying eyes of vulgar curiofity. Thus metamorphofed, thus diverted of her natural graces (for beauty fmiled in her fea- tures, and played about her form without the aid of art) ; I faw the lovely mifguidcd pupil of Falhion's fchool bending before a flattering mirror. I obferved her afFeding a thoufand Itrange THE SYLPHID. IQ Grange grimaces ; now languifhing with a kind of lifllefs apathy ; now fixing the broad ftare of polite eiFrontery; and now alTuming the vacant gaze of confirmed idiotifm. 1 heard her loudly clatter, in founds rapidly unintelli- gible, and lifp the mofl infipid jargon, with a tone fcarcely articulate. Thefe changes were as fuddenlv afTumed as the manner v/hich ac- companied them. In a moment fhe was grave and gay ; pnidifh and coquetifli ; vola- tile and referved: while fhe performed each charafter v^ith an evident facility, which was fcarcely credible. On her table (the chimney time-piece pointing the hour of noon) I obferved a varie- ty of appendages to modern refinement, No- vels, dedicated to their prefiding patronefTes, Dullnefs and Oftentation ! French perfumes, German tranflations ; poems that breathe rancour beneath the mafk of fatire ; criticifms, the efFufions of difappointed felf-interefl, or jealous malignity; and travels, that, ventur- ing beyond the limits of probability, were lofl in obfcure mazes, or overpowered by the glooms of a vapid imagination. Before 30 THE SYLPHID. Before the fire, on a filkcn cufliion, flept a favourite lap-dog ; while a French milliner difplayed the nevveft Parifian caprices, and an emigrant Jbbe received ten pounds for a fmall packet of the laft imported cofmetics. I ob- ferved the fair enthufiafl gazing with adoring eyes on the cap of Mad;.mie Tallien ; cxtol- ing the fine attitudes of an Hamilton; em- bracing with rapture the fafh of Bonaparte, and wondering at the genius and fancy of Gallic females, while the negle£led literary works of her own illuflrious countrywomen were configned to the mifchievous claws of her favourite kitten, or to the hands of her French femme de chamhre^ for the arrangement of \\Qx papillots ! I turned from the fcene of folly and falfe tafle, weary and difgufled. Faffing along the veflibule of the manfion, I obferved an inge- nious artificer, anegle£led poet, a half-ftarved hiftoiian, and a poor country curate, who were inflantly difmified by a lufty lacquey, with a brief afilirance that his Lady was Invifible ! For a moment I felt alarmed, left any of thofe properties which dillinguifh our aerial progeny had THE SYLPHTD. 31 had dcfcendedio favour the follies of Fafliion's votaries : but I was foon relieved by the in- telligent fplrit. Truth, who informed me, that high-bred iniignificance wa^ frequently inviji- hle to the enlightened children of Genius, and the modeft offspring of Poverty and Virtue ! This intelligence tranquillized the mind though it did not fatisfy the enquiring fpirit of the indefaticrable o SYLPKID. No. VI. MR. EDITOR, OF all the non-entities which difgrace the temple of fupreme Fafhion, I have difcovered none fo contemptible, as that appendage to exalted rank, vulgarly denominated a 1 oad- eater ! I have found this fpccies o^ reptile in almofl every manfion of proiiigacy and pro- fulion. I have feen their fmiJes at the tables of 32 THE SYLPHID. of exalted dupes; I have heard them vvhifper the arrangement of an intrigue to 2ifalfc wifcy while Iierhufband has been flattered with the gloiing-title of Friend^ or Patron ! I have ob- ferved this feemingly domefiic affociate feaft- ing at the luxurious table of a man of rank, while he fettled an ailignation for the favou- rite of his pleafures, with a no lefs diflin- guifhed enamorato ! At other periods I have known him carrying on an illicit intercourfe with a friend's wife, winning his money at a gaming table, ridiculing his prodigality, con- demning his falfe pride, and proclaiming his ignorance, even in the prefence of his moil: intimate aflbciates ; at the fame time that he fmiled in his face, and, with little Jefs than the idolatry of a bigot, extolled him for every Virtue that can adorn Humanity ! It has often ailonifhed me to behold men of real underftanding, the dupes of thefepoi- fonous an'imalcula. And yet they have accefs to the tables of the Wealthy and the Profufe, while the fons of Genius are left, in obfcurity, to -per'ijh ! I have even feen women of talents and acknowledged judgment countenance, and THE SYLPHID. 33 and efleem fuch beings, in preference to the more enlightened and candid of tiiat fex, which nature deftined to adore them. A Toad-eater is perhaps one of the moil indolent, and at the fame time the moll inde- fatigable of creatures I He has no occupation, and is neverthelefs perpetually employed. He has feldom any honourable independence, and yet he exifts in the very vortex of every luxury. He has no fettled home, but every houfe of ?(?;z is open to receive him. He is not learned, and yet he gives his opinions with freedom, even on the moll abflrufe writings ; he is not poliflied, but he is the cenfor of good breeding ; he is not noble, though he vaunts his principles of Ariftocracy ; and, with a pliability that is ailonilhing, fuits his looks, manners, voice, and opinions, to thofe of the patron on whom he depends for the da'f s enjoyments^ " Let no fuch men he trufted\'' they are the fubtile milchiefs which undermine the foun- dation of domeflic happinefs. Tliey are the fmooth honeyed poifons, which contaminate the cup of human felicity. They are the de- voL. III. D famers 34 THE SYLPHID. famers of the dupes they feed on ; and are only feiviceabJe to the depraved and lenfual. In fa6l, they are the jackall to the lion; the clown to his motley aflbciate ; the monkey, who fkips and plays about his lofty dromedary; the trumpeter to the raree-Jiioiv of fafhion ; the mirror in which Folly fees her own like- nefs ; the lacquey, who waits on the vices of his mafler ; the flatterer of his indifcretions, the fycophant of his weaknefs ; the pliant varnilher of that clay v/hich nature ftamped with dulnels and inlipidity ; the feducer of his friend's wife ; the pander of his friend's miftrefs, the peft of fociety, and the difgrace of human nature 1 In order to exemplify this opinion, I fhall at fome future period give you a minute de- fcription of fuch Toad-eaters, with their pa- trons and patroneffes, as I have already met with in fociety; in order that the prudent may avoid, the rational defpife, and the libe- ral abhor them. I fhall alfo, in another pa- per, give a portrait of a modern Bear-leader^ perhaps better known to your iinfajliionable readers by the name of a Travelling Tutor; for, THE SYLPHID. 35 for, Mr. Editor, during my continental re- fearches, I have frequently met with fuch cha- rafters, and they have never failed to excite the fcorn, or the indignation, of your oblerv- ing SYLPHID. No. VII. MR. EDITOR, HAVING in my laft paper given you a iketch of the domeflic appendage to high life, commonly denominated a Toad-eater, I now beg leave to make fome comments on that no lefs fuperficial and degraded perfonage, gene- rally diftinguilhed as a woman of Demi-ton. The fort of charafter I wi(h to defcribe is to be met with in every fcene of fecond-rate fo- ciety, though fhe is rarely, if ever, found in the circles of really mental or perfonal im- portance. A woman 36 THE SYLPHID. A woman of Demi-ton is no lefs remark- able for her love of notoriety, than for the pro- minent figure llie is ambitious of making, wherever ihe meets the eye of public obfer- vation. In a fmall circle of intimate friends, fhe never fails to take the lead in converfation — to inform the attentive group of her opi- nions on matters of falhionable, as well as of political import. " As / always fay," and *' it is my opinion," are the prefatory fentences to every point of her difcourfe ; while *' my judgment is never queflioned," or, *' my friends do me the honour to confult me on mofl occafions," is the unvarying epilogue to every rhapfody of folly and felf-importance. In a carriage, a woman of Demi-ton fits prominently confpicuous; at the Theatre Ihe takes the centre feat of a front row, where fhe annoys the aftors, and difturbs the audi- ence by her vulgar and injudicious remarks ; while, at frequent intervals, fhe looks wifl- fully around for attention or for approbation. In the choice of her drefs fhe is more gaudy than tafleful, more profufe than elegant ; yet it THE SYLPHID. 37 it Is always outre in its fafhion, and after date in its propriety. A woman of Demi-ton, being generally a perfon of vulgar extra£lionj and no lefs vul- gar mind, difdains to aflbciate with thofe claf- fes of people, with whom flie was by nature formed to pafs her days. The circles of no- bility, the abodes of the enlightened, are clof- ed againft fuch a companion ; fhe has there- fore only to mix with men of rank, by be- coming the dependant, and the flatterer of degraded beauty. The houfe of a profefled female gamefter, or the carriage of a ftigma- tifed woman of quality, are the fcenes of her fubordinate triumphs ; while the one, in re- turn for her countenance and her panygeric, daily replenithes her frippery wardrobe : and the other plants a nobleman's carriage at her door every morning, to give her a kind of tin- fel fplendour, whenever fhe is inclined to re- ceive her poor relations, or to be at home to her original clafs of intimate alTociates. A woman of Demi-ton is loud and incef- fant in her converfation. She arrefls the flrongefl tide of eloquence by the loquacity of 38 THE SYLPHID. of her tongue, and the impofing efFiontery of her features. She ailefts an almofl univerfal knowledge. She is a critic by habit, though her erudition fwinis, Hke a gaudy weed, on the rou<;h ftream of an unquiet fancy. She reads the publications of the day, merely to have an opportunity to cenfure ; and fhe keeps a common-place book, as an inexhauf- tible fund for her daily converfation. Her habitation is like herfelf, an exhibition of ufe- lefs and taftelefs frippery ; and her drawing- room is drefled, like a Parifian boutique de bijoux i with the refufe of au£\ion-rooms, the revvards of flattery, and the trumpery of old- fafhioned caprices ; while her table is fcantily provided, and her parfimony extends even to the privation of comfort, neatnefs, and deli- cacy. A woman of Demi-ton is always treated to public places; llie is particularly fond of at- tending thofe whom fhe makes her dupes to their morning Ihop rambles, where fhe in- flru61s them in purchafing bargains, at the fame moment that flie fallens (with Lynx- like penetration j on fuch articles of drefs as file THE SYLPHID. SQ ihe means to accept from her credulous com- panion. She vilits perpetually ; but at home, exceptins^ during the forenoon, fhe is gene- rally invifible. On her chimney are files of viliting-cards, with the names of perfons to whom Ihe is totally unknown, picked up in lier morning perambulations, or ingenioufly written by hcrfelf, to give her a kind of do- meftic confequence. At a Concert, or a Sub- fcription Ball, fhe is the leading charader ; her grotefque finery excites notice ; her loud- toned voice arrefls attention ; and a fort of dumb aftonifliment, verging on contempt, is by her mifraken for the very rapture of adu- lation. At a Watering-place fhe refides in an ob- fcure lodging; but at a Circulating Library, or a Raffle fhop, fhe is the very foul of notoriety. She there makes her farcaflic comments with- oulfenfc^ but fo replete with founds that her hearers wonder while they avoid her. If a prize of chance be gained, flie admires, gazes, lighs, wifhes it had been hers, and fometimes, by her inuendoes, really makes it fb. She never fails to attend the public Balls j but al- ways / 40 THE SYLPHID. ways finds an excisfe to depart, before the Mafter of the Ceremonies receives the emo- luncient of his labours: and, to complete the journey of deceptive importance, fhe returns to the metropolis in a ftage-coach, to tell all her acquaintances how fplendidly flie has pafled the fummer. I (hall conclude my paper, with this brief admonition ; let the children of genius or of SORROW, the nobly minded, the finely feeling, and the liberally ingenuous, traverfe ail the paths through which hope may lead to con- folation ; but never let fuch beings expert kindnefs, friendfhip, fympathy, or philanthro- py, from a woman oi Demi-ton. Such is the advice of the watchful and in- dignant SYLPHID. No. THE SYLPHID. 41 No. VIIL MR. EDITOR, I PROMISED, in a former paper, that I would give you a Iketch of a modern Bear-Leader i a perfonage generally known, in the circles of the haut ton^ as a travelling preceptor. It has been with no Icfs allonilhment than in- dignation, that I have contemplated a variety of thefe chara6lers, during my aerial flight over the Continent; and you will probably be no lefs amazed than I was, when I inform you that I have frequently encountered them in the very loweil fcenes of the moll profligate debafement. Cuflom, that omnipotent ruler of bufy life, has long ordained that our younger male branches of Nobility fhould travel, to explore the manners, and imbibe the vices of foreign climes, before they are initiated in thofe of their native country. For this purpofe the juvenile Peer, or the dignified Commoner, is emancipated from the Gothic walls of Eton College, 4^ THE SYLPH ID. College, or the muftv chambers of an univer- fity, to fly, on the wings of expc6tant diffipa- tion, over the rich vales and luxuriant moun- tains of France and Italy. But as the hope of the family is too young to purfue his journey without a monitor, a man of flender erudition, invincible effrontery, and pliant morals, is fele£led as the Mentor and the appendage of his peregrinations. The flrft object of fuch a dependant is felf- intereft. How is he to make himfelf ufeful to his young pupil ; to enhance his claims on his protection ; to fecure his friendfliip ; and to increafe his fortune ? By the art ofplcafng ! — that art (o zealoufly taught by Chefter- field, and fo neceflary to be praflifed in all the paths of polifhed fociety. Behold the Bear-leader and his pupil commencing their journey of improvement; examine the main-fpring of all their purfuits, and you will fee the word Plcafure engraved upon it in indelible characters. At Paris the Boy 'traveller is a conftant attendant at the Spe^acles, where the fedu£tlve graces of French AdrefTes and French Courtefans oc- cupy THE SYLPHID. 43 ciipy his thoughts, and engrofs his attentions. The Bcar-hadcr knows all the perfonages o-f the gay world, having before travelled in a llniilar capacity. The pupil is, therefore, in- troduced at the petit foicpe of an Adeline, a IS' Ange, or a Carllne ; and time fiies rapidly on the pinions of diffipation I From this epocha the young traveller af- fumes a new afpeft, and purfues his routs towards the clime of refined iniquity, in the character of the Boy -Liber tine. Italy ! di- vine, voluptuous Italy ! now opens to his viev/, replete with vices, abounding with temptations, contaminated by example, and fanclioned bv paft ages. There he revels in luxury ; learns every thing, excepting the language of the country; fees all things, ex- cepting its antiquities ; knows all perfons, ex- cepting the literati \ vifits all places, except- ing the public libraries and galleries ; and brings home, as fpecimens of his tafte and difcrimination, a few mutilated bufts, purchaf- ed at an enormous price, the produdions of modern ingenuity; a colleftion of copper medals, artfully rendered inexplicable by the ruft 44 THE SYLPHID. ruft and verdigrife of a well-contiived im- poflure ; an Italian Opera girl ; a broken conllitution ; and, in order to amaze the cir- cles of expe£lant fplendour, the mofl brilliant afTortment of the laft Parifian fafliions ! At the end of a few years the young tra- veller returns, and prefents himfelf to the ex- pedlant eyes of his illuftrious family; a flia- dowy epitome of every flimfy acquirement ; a vf^xMng memento of exalted depravity. What are the advantages of his tourP It is true that we have feen fomey^w inftances, where the pupil of /laut ton has learned the art of pleafing] but he has alfo acquired the fubtle- ties of feduSfion. He does not find, in Bri- tain, all thofe vitiated refources, which France and Italy- prefented in a mixed fociety of the fexes; therefore, as a fubftitute, he flies to the gaming-table, or to a fafhionable club, where he is either robbed by fharpers, or made the pliant appendage of a political party. He fupports a foreign mufician, becaufe it is fafhionable to court notoriety ; he employs foreign domeftics, while thofe of his own country are ftarving j he patronifes horfe-rac« ing, THE SYLPHID. 45 ing, while GENIUS expires unprote£led ; and he fquanders his patrimony among the igno- rant and debafed, merely becaufe they cannot fathom the depth of his knowledge; though with falfome panegyric, or lilent pulillanimity, they can fan6lion indifcretions. ^'ot long fince, being in company with fuch perfonages as are here defcrihed, a cir- cumiiance gave rife to the following im- promptu : My Lord, at a dinner, was lying and fwcaring, Strange deeds, in his travels of folly, declaring j His Tutor, aftonifh'd, with uplifted eyes. To the circle proclaims the farrago of lies ! Yet no word did he utter, for filence he knew Was the fureft precaution the Sage could purfue. But a friend of another inquired, " Can it be, *' That a Tutor, with patience, fuch folly Ihould fee ? ** Indeed, what to make of it, fcarcely I know, ** Is ifnafral ?" The anfwer laconic was, " No ! ** 'Tis reverfing the order of Nature , I fwear, *' For the JBear-LEAUER's muzzled, inflead of the bear.'* And now, Mr. Editor, accept the zealous good wifhes of your faithful and devoted SYLPHID. No. 46 THE SYLPHID. No. IX. * WINGING my way through the regions of infinite fpace, I late obferved thee flitting acrofs the five zones that ennbrace the fphe- roidical form of the earth, while, as it turned eaflward on its axis, the various nations of its furface rofe in quick fucceflion to your view. Again I faw thee feated on a horn of the filver moon, contemplating in her varying difk the ever changeful face of Fafhion, and with judg- ment nice difcerning the glare of eccentric folly from the mild radiance of pure and deli- cate taile. Your downward flight from thence, invifible to every eye but mine, I flridly marked, till, fafe arrived on England's fea- girt fhore, I faw thee enter Augufla's fplendid habitations. — Beauty thy particular care, her temple foon thou foughtefl, when alighting * This paper appeared in the fame newfpaper, and though anonymous, there is every reafou to believe that it is the produflion of a gentleman well known in the circles of lite- rature on J THE SYLPHID, 47 on 's toilette, thou didft mlilake it for the Ihrine of Venus, and in a Britifh fair acknowledged the grace, the charms, the hea- venly panoply, that render the fweetly-fmiling Gcddefs irrefiftible. Become her friend, the guardian-friend of innocence and beauty in this favourite ifle, the fcrvices you have ren- dered have been by me moil faithfully re- ported through the world. Here the falfe, the groveling, naufcous Toad-eater, fmarting beneath thy fatire, already feels his infiu<^nce in decay : the babbling ih'mg oi Demi-ton is bullied in lilence; and even the dauntlefs front of the un\QiiQvt(\. Bear- leader^ half-blufh- ing, owns the juflice of your cenfure. Thefe deeds, well executed, deierve my higheft praife ; but know, my charming Sviphid, that the green-eyed Gnome, whom mortals Envy- call, and gods, Rodonte, this day preferred her prayer, and thus petitioned to fupply thy place : *' O Fame omnipotent I what boots thy favoured Sylphid's invifibility, and whence her preference tome, who, wherever beauty, virtue, honour, merit, glory exift, am never abfent ? 48 THE SYLPHID. abfent ? who can afTume each ihape that fults my purpofe ; clothe the murderous intent with a fmile, hide dellrudlion in a dimple, and diftil the deadly poifon of my blackening gall in honeyed words. But mark my works, and let them fpeak for me. On England's fame, her laws and liberties, I fixed the longing eye of France, and thence impelled her down the dreadful fleep of Revolution, 'Twas I who turned her front to Aiia's golden ftores. Hence fell My fore, and with it the brave, perfidious Tippoo. Hence Egypt boafls its Nile, Hill more prolific from human gore, and Europe her enfanguined plains. The valiant chief- tain, the tempered ileel, the levelled tube, the neighing fteed, the warrior well appointed, are of no avail in battle when I contend againft them. The Imperial eagle's eye I dazzled with Ruffian glory, and fent Suwarrow back from Italy's luxurious clime to his native re- gions of eternal fnow. The Royal Frederick too, with dread of Auflrian aggrandizement, I iixed infirm neutrality, immoveable by earlhly power or influence. Nor lefs my interefl: in domeflic life. When late the orient fun gilded THE SYLPHID. 4^ gilded the fumniit of Bellevoir's princely man- fion, ulhering in the day that gave its noble owner to the world ; vvhenoneafy hinge the door flew open to receive each welcome vili- tor ; my impious tongue did dare to cenfure his generous hofpitality as thoughtlefs difiipa- tion, and the lovely hollefs, whofe prelence graced the feilive board, as the patronefs of folly. Tis true I failed, but in fuch attempt 'twas glorious even to fall, and now I cite it in proof of my undaunted fpirit. But for this one defeat 1 can lav claim to victories un- numbered. I mix in every circle, and in eve- ry circle find an inftrument to my will ; but above ail do I prefer the antiquated maid and unlettered worldling. Who then like me can tell why beauty pure as Alpine Inow doth often fade beneath the impoifoned breath of calumny ; or v/hy modeft merit Ihivers in the fhade, while blufteiing ignorance battens in the fun?" Full well I know thcfe boafled powers of the green-eyed Gnome ; but, my favourite Sylphid, your gentle nature, your polilhed language, and ingenuous truth, pleafe me VOL. III. E more 50 THE SYLPHID. more than all her cunning, energy, and ta- lent for perveifion, Falfehood has no charms for Fame. Even Eurus, my moft beloved meffenger of all the winds of Heaven, and whom I moft employed, is now fufpended in my fervice. He dared to tell me, that the Chief who fways the fceptre of the fainted Louis, a wretched wanderer was through Sy- ria's burning fands; and hence I lavifhed on one fingle Knight the ftore, to which one hun- dred Captains in the Britilh fleet could boafl as fair a title. But from you, my Sylphid, I cxpedl nought but truth, in chafte and fimple ornament. Proceed, then, to execute thy miffion, undifmayed by envy. 1 have placed thee in my brilliant car of fancy, given thee judgment to guide the reins with tafte, and thought to whirl it over the furface of the earth. On, then, charming Sylphid, and in every corner of the world the clangor of my brazen trumpet ihall falute thee. TAME. No. THE SYLPHID. 51 No. X. DOES FAME, with the pen of infpiration, in the language of claffical refinement, conde- fcend to record the labours of the Sylphid? FAME* ! who founds her trumpet to the im- mortality of Genius, Virtue, Valour, and Pa- triotifm ! taking from the fcytlje of Time its defolating power, and raifing a pillar, dedi- cated to Truth, which ihall never perifh — Yes, Mr. Editor, fame has crowned your Sylphid with a wreath more deferable than either wealth or power; more gratifying, more en- viable, than all the glittering fplendours of a diadem ! So honoured, fo diftinguifned, 1 will purfue my flight. Su-flained by Hope, I will, in de- fiance of Envy, explore the moft intricate mazes of this fublunary world; travcrfe the bland regions of the fouthern hemifphere ; brave the wild tumults of the boifierous north; flit in the eallern radiance of the fun's emcrg- * Vide the laft paper. ing 5,2 THE SYLPHID. ing orbit; and burnilTi my filmy wings In the golden fplendours of the day-clofing weft. But, alas ! human intellect cannot teem "with an idea of the perils I encounter in my journey of obfervation. A phalanx of aflail- ants hourly purfue mcl Falfehood^ with its brazen front, endeavours to intimidate me. Jcaloufy expands her broad, green eyes, to faften, like the bafiiilk, on the fmalleft fpeck for reprehcnflon. Folly rings her dilcordant bells, to bewilder and annoy me. Hypocrjyy with the fmlling mafk o{ Pleafurc, endeavours to draw me from the paths of Truth ; and re- creant Revenge conceals, beneath a cloak of fplendour, the double-edged keen weapon of deftruflion. Yet do I mock the combination; Fame has promifed to confecrate my toil ; Famc^ which looks with pity on the bafe, as they float, down the dark tide of oblivion, while Time tranfcrlbes the labours of un- daunted Truths upon the page of immortality. Yet, there are fcenes where the bufy Fates are weaving their web of deftiny ; while a fo- Icmn Jilence feems to prognofticate events of marvellous importance, a povvcr which is in- definabJe, THE SYLPHID. 53 definable, forbids even the Sylphid to di- vulge the fecrets of this mvflic circle. Un- happv mortals ! how different are your fcenes, your occupations, from thofe of the etherial regions! We fport in the fun's warmeft luftre; glide down the vertical and burning beam ; approach the zenith of undefcribable radiance; and, fearlefs, fliake our tranfparent wings, even in centre of the planetary fyftem. We ikim acrofs the immeafurable waftc of air> unappalied by the thunder's roar, or the blue Ihaft of the unfettered lightning. We feel no terrors, amidft the glooms of night ; whether we dart like meteors along the milky way, or meafure the frozen climes where rifes the clear radiance of the brilliant Ar(5\us. We find no enemies among the myriads of our aerial fpecies i the fealons provide for our every widi ; we imbibe the auftral breezes ; fport on the glowing bofom of Favonius, or bathe in the foft dews that Heaven fheds, to nouriih even the fmalleil:, meaneil flowrets I ^Vhen the ftrong giant, Boreas, leads on the howling Fquinox, we hover round the terref- trial fphere. Wc pay neither flattery nor gold 54 THE SYLPHI]>. gold for the eommon gifts of nature ; neither do we fhrink beneath the anguifh of oppref- fion. We feel not the acute pang of beholding mifchievous Gnomes, and pernicious fprites, contaminating our paths ; or, raifed above the Jiner Spirits^ revelhng in the plenitude of un- dirturbed felicity. I Ihall clofe this paper with a brief account of my lafl twelve hours' obfervations. Know, that I lofl: my way, either in the mills of morning, or the condenfe atmofphere of the metropolis ; and, it fo happened, that I found myfelfon the icicled parapet ofanobfcure dwelling in the vicinity of Fleet-ftreet. A cafement window, with a remnant of a coarfe checked curtain, prcfented its lliatlered panes ; and, as I had never before vilited an apartment of this defcription, I did not hefitate to enter. The inhabitant of this attic folitude was a poet; perhaps a Savage, or a Chatterton f a ragged furtout, a pair of old flippers, ftock- ings ungartered, Jocks uncombed, a beard vmfhaved, and a countenance forlorn, with eyes fixed on vacancy, befpoke the beings oa whom nature had fet the flamp of mental no-' bilityi ; THE SYLPHID. 5o htl'ity ; but whom the vulgar rich, the oflenta- tious ignorant, liacl ncgle^ed and delerted. I examined the recording Spirit^ Truth ; and I found that this fon of Genius poflefled an in- dependent mind ! that he had difdained to flatter the unworthy, or to countenance the vicious; that he had addrelTed inquiries to peculators, written admonitions to profligates, panegyrics on untitled talents, and ftridures on political errors: I no longer wondered at the miferies of his fituation; but mark the power, the refijllefs power of Adverfity I After many evident emotions, many pain- ful, even agonifing conflivf\s, I obferved this Man of Mind unfulding a folio fheet of foolf- cap, and in an audible, though tremulous voice beginning to read a rhapfody of pane- gyric I Often did he vent the feelings of his foul, in deep-drawn fighs, while he preffed bis hand upon his eyes to conceal the tears which regret and poverty extra£led from his full heart I The paper -which he held con- tained a Dedication — to whom ? to a pride- pampered, lofty, and illiterate Patron I a man, as far beneath liim, in the fcale of intelle(El, as he 56 THE SYLPHID. he was ahve him on the funny altitudes of Fortune ! The manufcrlpt was difpatched by a little boy, who, in an hour, returned to fay that ** t/ie Lord would be glad to fee the Author that -day to dinner." The " Poet's eye, in a fine frenzy rolling," feemed, indeed, to dart " from Earth to Heaven!''* But how to appear at the table of his patron, was now the fub- je6l of profound cogitation. The Man of Mind h^d recourfe to the laft expedient — his' ^edf his only refting place, was fpeedily dif- pofed of, and his rufly '* fuit o^ folemn black"' was emancipated from the fhelves of a tole- rifed extortioner, to equip him for a vifit to the Man of Wealth, and for a new feries of mental degradation. With a look of deep deje£lion, with a figh of that refignation, which was the only fubfti- tute for defpair, this vanquiOied fpirit defcend- ed from his eagle's nefl: ; but, alas ! at that moment the rain began to fall in torrents 1 Tiie Lord d\nti\ at feven o'clock ; it was then halfpaft fix; one MitsLry /liiling flill gleamed in the pocket of the Son of Genius ; a coach was THE SYLPHID. 57 was called ; and he proceeded, heart-laden, to the abode of his new Patron. I followed. On knocking at the gate, the Porter, with a voice more appalling than the roar of Cer- berus, inforrred the unexpe£led vifitor that his Lord had, two hours before, '* left town, to enjoy the feftivities of the feafon, at his country palace.'* 1 Ihall make no comment, Mr. Editor ; but while my fpangle eyes gliften through tears of pity and indignation, i fhall only exclaim, Such is the fate of Genius ! ! ! But Fame (hall guard the memory of the Man of Mind, when the Man cf Wealth and titles is forgotten ; — and the deed fhall be re- corded on the page of time, by your faithful and invilible SYLPHID. No. tS THE SYLPHII>. No. XT. MR. EDITOR, SINCE I laft addielTed you, I have endea- voured to diliipate the melancholy impreitioa made upon my mind by my vifit to tlie dif- appointed Poet; and, as folly is the mod powerful antidote to reHeflion, I refolved, without delay,- to explore the intricacies of a fafliionable converfazionc. Such an affemblage, never before did thefe eyes contemplate. At firft I thought that I was furrounded by Nymphs of the Court of Comus, and Grooms, juil efcaped from the occupations of the ftabie. The night was as cold as though we had been condemned to breathe the frozen gales of Siberia ; yet, I faw naked bofoms, arms, and flioulders, as unequivocally difplayedas though I had been in the haram of an Eailern Defpot. The apartments were as unfeafonahly deco- rated as the beauties who adorned Lhem. Fef- toons THE SYLPHID. ^Qt toons of rofes feemed to wither In the fumes '^of fulphur, ifluing from a confined and health- deflroying ftove ; while numberlefs waxen- tapers filed an artificial liglit on a ceiling of i;Iue/ky, from which a brilliant lulbe was, like the tomb of Mahomet, fufpended ! 1 foon difcovered, that the fubjeft of gene- ral converfation was Peace ! and various were the fenfations of various minds on this moft rnterefting epocha. Lady Vermeil, while flie contemplated her features in a magnificent mirror, declared, that flie was heartily weary of the war — becuufe, file found " the price of French Uok'ing-glajfes enormoufly augment- ed !" The lovely Duchefs of Helicon, with all her native fenfibility, fighed her regrets that " fo many brave fellows had perillied !" I caught a tear that fell from her eye, as llie fpoke, and,- placing it on ray brow, confidered it as a gem that might have embellifhed a diadem ! — It was the tear of pky, fpontane- CHiily fpringing from an heart that vi-ce and folly never could contaminate. I bluflied when. I beheld her in a circle fo- unworthy of her fan^^iQit and hei fociety. 6g the sylphid. Mrs. Evergreen now darted forward, and with rapture vowed, that fhe would expend a whole vear's pin-money in French perfumes the moment that Peace ihould be concluded. — *' Ridiculous !" interrupted I.adv Lombard — *' who ever expects fragrance from an Ever- green P'* Lord Languiih, ftarting from a reve- rie, thanked Heaven ! that he fhould, when hoftihties fubhded, have the power to " ef- cape from the Got/is and Fandals, who had prefumed to fcofFat his eccentricities.''^ While an high varnilhed Marchionefs, with an oath that would have been appropriate in the mouth of a dragoon, declared, that llie fhould foon ride a match on the Plains de Sahlon^ that would aflonifh even the foul of Bona- parte ! A venerable Spinjhr, with rigid features, and phrafe fententious, exprelTed her terrors at the idea of *' a communication with fuch a band of defperadoes ! 1 have heard," faid Ihe, *' of their outrages towards the tender fex ! I have been told, that neither jk^wM nor beauty can efcape the ruffian grafp of lawlefs fenfuality ! Thus have I not caule to fear } where, THE SYLPHID. 6l where, where is Innocence to fly for fafety ?" A loud laugh filenced this timid veilal , and a lively belle, of eighteen, proclaimed her turn to fpeak. AVith a fmile which difplayed the dimples of Venus! with a blufli that would have em- bellifhcd the cheek 'of //t/y^, Hie avowed her^ felf devoid of every apprehenjion ; and declared, that though England boafted of many good- natured Hujhands, a romantic Lover was only to be found in France ! This declaration a6led like an eleftric fhock upon the nerves of a venerable Nobleman ; but as ** deprejfus extollor''' is always the maxim of exalted minds, he foon recovered his fortitude ; and hum- ming an Opera air, replaced the patch upon his upper lip, with the grace of an Adonis. I now looked round, with an inquifitive eve, in hopes that I Ihould difcover, among the exalted group, fome of thofe enlightened fe- males for which this country is fo jullly cele- brated : but alas! not one was to be feen ! No Inchbald delighted with the unafFe£led graces of converfation ; no CowLtv charmed with the lively fallies of that wit, which has fo 62 THE SYLPHID. fo often embellifhcd the dramatic fcene : nd fweetly plaintive S.mith, no tuneful Seward there difFufed the harmony of magic numbers ! No SiDDONs awed with dignity of manners originating in dignity of foul ! No Jordan animated with the falcinating unfophiflicated fmiles of all attractive nature 1 — the bufinefs of the fcene, I there contemplated, was divided into three claffes — gaming, fcandal, and in- trigue ! while the vapid nonfenfe of ufelefs converfation (lefs pernicious in its cfFeftsthan either of the preceding vices) precluded women of fuperior inlelleftual powers from any attention in this motly rendezvous of ig- norance and folly. I notwithftanding obferved a Man of Ge- nius promife tranflations of French Plays for the Knglilh Stage, when a peace Ihould be concluded. Give us tranjlatlonsy re-echoed on every fide. The word awoke an unwieldy Churchman, who, llarting from his downy fofa, emphatically exclaimed, " No Popery T^ while a blooming girl of fifteen profefled her *' ido^ latry of French enthufiafm ;" and fervently hoped '* to leain, from Buonaparte, the cuf- tom|, THE SYLPKTD. 6J toms^ and the devotion of — a TurkiJ/i Sera^ As the clock ftruck two^ the motley groupe defcended to the fupper-room ; and I retired, Mr. Editor, to give you this hafty report, of your wondering SYLPHID. No. XIL YOU will be furprifed, Mr. Editor, when I tell you that, in this overgrown metropolis, ^your indefatigable Sylphid fhould have been at a lofs for a diverfity of information. But the truth originates in the unvaried rounds of diffipated purfuits, which pervade the abodes of all ranksof people, from the drawing room o^ His Grace, to the fmoaking-room of honeft John Bull. Life, or what the exifting race denominate the zvav to live, whether fans Jouci or fans fx fous, is now the whole end and aim of bufy mortals 1 But, ^ truce to jnoraiifing. On 04 THE SYLPHID. On the Eighteenth of January \ employed all my aftive faculties, to make amends for the lof? of time during the laft fortnight. O ! fuch a bufv day ! fuch fcenes ! fuch drefTing, driving, limpering, and fmihng, never before did Sfiphid eyes behold. And, I alTure you, Mr. Editor, that the ynale coquets of the day were as zealous for conqueft, as indefatigable in the labours of the toilette^ as the moft lovely and diftinguilhed of our courtly beauties. Full on the wing in purfuit of novelty, I entered the drefling-room window of a Right Honourable Petit Maitre ! The fafh was left half open to give frefhnefs to his complexion, while he cautioufly tinged the paleneis of his features with tlie Egyptian bronze, now fo univerfally in fnlhion. This celebrated fluid gives a manly grace to the languid and co- lourlefs iniipidity which modern life beftows on the countenance of modern revellers ; who wafte their days on beds of down, and con- fume their nights in the vortex of a gaming- table. I obferved my hero of the morning, during the iapfe of four hours, as completely raeta- morphofed THE SYLPHID. 65 morphofed as though he had pafled the reno- vating fumes of Medea's Kettle ; or, to ufe a more familiar fimile, he became, from the moft inanimate and fhapelefs grub, a hutterjiy of the very fiiil fplendour, His form which was by nature lank and emaciated, aflumed an Herculean appearance ; his pale forehead and heavy eyes, were, by a kind of magi- cal procefs, fo re-animated, that they would have been charaderiflic of " the front of Jovt himfelf !'' Then, Mr. Editor, fuch powerful odours, fuch a mixture of Arabian dews, fuch Perlian eirences, fuch aromatic gales, fcented the apartment, that I, who had been accuf- tomed to the broad etherial atmofphere, was almoft fufFocated by their fvveetnefs. At three o'clock the chariot, which was to convey the courtly NarcifJ'us to the fcene of triumph, arrived at the door. Jt was hung low on the fprings, that every ftreet-gazer might have an opportunity of contemplating its noble owner. Arrived at St. James's (my little wings never refling while I continued to puruiehim), I obferved him enter the draw- ing-room. I there beheld a blaze of beauty I VOL. in. F But, 66 THE SYLPHID. But, judge of my aflonifhment, when I ob- ferved the Male Coquet as little ftruck by the .attradions around him, as though he had been an automaton. 8elf! Bewitching Self ! was the excluiive obje^l of iiis idolatry ; and I liftened to that voice which had, not an hour befove, thundered anathemas againft a trem- bling valet de chaynbre, now lifuing with all the foft and dulcet effeminacy of rehned conver- fation. From the drawing-room he haltened home, and in a few minutes completely underwent a new metamorphofis. His hories were waiting, and I now beheld him with a brown cropped wig, a flriped flannel waiftcoat, and all thofe equeftrian decorations that might have difput- ed a rivalry with the lowell: groom in his flable. His courtly bow was exchanged for a nod of vulgar familiarity; his chapeau brdSy for the fquare-elbowed attitude of a profefled pugilift ; his thrice- powdered, thrice-eflenced head, for a broad crowned hat, which would i have become the brows of a beef-eater; and ! his red-heeled pumps for a paii of fquare-toed boots, which were well luited to the occupa- tion THE SYLPHID. 67 tion of a French poflillion ! He now talked in a jargon which feemed pecuHarJy adapted to his appearance. He declared that Lady Harriet was the *' neat thing;" that he was '* up to the rig of old Dowager Dwindlecourt ; that he found a drawing-room a /^ore^ the wo- men all quizzes ; and the next time he was humbugged \nio fuch an aft oi dupery^ he hoped he fhould be voted zijlat in every foci«2ty of the bon ton!^"* After taking one turn in Hyde-park, he haftencd to Bond-ftreet, where he lounged till twilight ; from the cofFee-houfe, after a fhort dinner, he repaired to the theatre ; there he diilurbed the audience, bv rattling from box to box, till chance conduced him to one which was occupied by a fober citizen and his two fair daughters. The right honourable rambler amufed himfelf by making ludicrous grimaces, as he fat behind the father, while, with his feet on the bench, he annoyed the females of the family. Unfortunately an ob- ferver commented fomewhat fnarply on the ill-manners of our young nobilitv : and the comment being keenly retorted, the fcene was rapidly 68 THE SYLPHID. rapidly changed tiom pantomine to tragedy ; the hero of ihe day being (hortly after con- veyed to his home, fmarting under the effe£ls of that chaflifement which his folly had fo jullly merited ! — I remain your trufty SYLPHID. No. XIII. OF all the eccentric charaders that have met my obfervation, there is none which has fo completely difgufted me as the wou'd-be MAN oB^ FASHION. Thcfc fclf- Created be- ings are met with at all places of public en- tertainment — in the promenades., and in the ftreets, at the well end of the metropolis. They are ealily recognized, both by the outer form of their drefs, and the undaunted ef- frontery of their features. Not fatisfied with a fafhionable appearance, they aiFe£l a fingu- Jarity, which at once characterizes both ig- norance and vulgarity. Being THE SYLPHID. 6g Being a few evenings fince at Vauxhall, I took my ftation near one of the trees which faces the orcheftra. Beneath me, alone, and in a penfive attitude, fat a peifun who had the appearance of a country gentleman. Abroad- brimmed low-crowned hat, a brown furtout, and an old-fafliioned gold-headed cane, re- minded me of the mofl finifhed of dramatic chara^lers — as drawn by Cumberland, and a£led by Kemble — the ddmiYshle Pemuddock / Oppolite to this unoffending ruflic philofo- pher fat four I?ucks of third rate fociety. They obferved the man of thought, and without attending to the common rules of propriety, commenced their attack with all the artillery of grimace — inuendo, nodding, winking, hem- ming, coughing, and whirling ; fymptoms which, in the jargon of modern refinement, conftitute the polite art of quizzing. Mr. Ruflicus, for fo I Ihall denominate the hero of my adventure, endured the infolence of folly for a long time with exemplary for- titude, till one of the attacking phalanx, with a bow of afFefted folemnity, enquired after his health, and that of his fon and daughter, 'Squire Richard 70 THE SYLPHID. Richard and MIfs Jenny ! The ftranger made no reply, but waving his cane with a frown, as a lignal for the coxcomb to depart, again turned his eyes towards the paffing circle. Unfuccefsful in his firft attack, young Fus- Ti AN tried a fecond. " We are going to take a flight fupper with fome burnt iiock," faid he, " and as we are confoundedly iiipped with the dullnefs of the company, we fhall thank you to be of our party. You are mod likely a lively feik)w, indeed your pleafant looks befpeak you fuch, and we will take no refufal. Our fupper is ordered at a guinea a head, with champagne and claret. You fhall not, you muft not refuleto make one." The ftranger rofe to mingle with the crowd : the four alTailants followed. " Can you, Sir," continued the perfecuting Fuftian, " can you refufe an only fon, juft re- turned from ferving his country ! Can you for- bear to own me r" " Puppy, I never faw you before this night," replied Mr. Ruflicus. *' Unnatural parent !" continued young Fuf- tian, " Look in my face, behold the features of THE SYLPHID. 71 of my mother, feduced, and left by you to perifli !*' Thefe words, being uttered in atone fome- what louder than a vvhifper, altrafted the ear of a pafling fpeftator, who, wilh inquifitive attention, joined the group. " Remember the beautiful Eleonora !" faid young Fullian ; *' the mother of your unhappy fon." '* D — n Eleonora 1" exclaimed the irritated Rufticus. " You are an unfeeling old favage !'' cried the attending fpeclators. Rufticus Ihook his cane, menacing his commentator, and the group augmented to an cxtenfive circle. The courage of Fustian now began to fail, and he ftole from the throng with a figh, lamenting that he *' could not chaflife a parent." *' Poor young man P' exclaimed a vener- able citizen. " Sweet fellow !*' cried a pretty milliner. Unhappy wretch !" fighed a female philanthropift, while the honeft and indignant Rufticus vociferated — *' Impudent fcoundrel !" Before thefe words had been tranfcribed on 72 THE SYLPHID. on the page of Difcord, by the Gnome, at- tendant at all fuch fcenes, Fuflian returned, and leading, " nothing loath," a lady of gal- lant notoriety, once more conjured the afto- nifhed Rufticus to receive the lovely and de- ferted Elinor. The woman, tutored to her tafk, nov^r hung around him, entreated him to own her and her fon ; while the mifchievous group whifpered her a rich reward, and the exafperated multitude hooted their indigna- tion. At this momentous crifis an old half-pay officer, who had obferved the progrefs of the plot, and who was no llrangerto the quizzing fyftem, or its confequences, flepped forward as the fecond of the perfecuted Rufticus, and in a few moments the lady was coniigned to the protection of a peace officer, and the now paffive leader of the affray feverely chaftifed for his impertinence : while the tide of popu- lar vengeance turned againil the cowardly im- poftor, and the half-pay officer requefted per- miffion to accompany honeil Rufticus, with empty pockets, to his lodgings in the City : thither I attended them. On THE SYLPHID. 73 On the following morning I renewed my viiit, and invifibly entering the apartment, I found Mr. Rufticus bufily employed with an eminent folicitor. Dire6\ing my eyes over the parchment, which was lying before me, I found that it was a will, bequeathing an eftate of five thoufand pounds per annum to the truly gallant half-pav fon of Mars ; thereby difinheriting a nephew, who had been from his infancy a ftranger to Rufticus, but whom he had identified on the preceding night in the perfon of young Fuf1:ian. If this brief adventure fhould prove ufeful to the rifing generation, and evince the dan- ger which may be incurred by the art of quizzing, the public w^ill not regret that it occupied the attention of your faithful SYLPHID. No, 74 THE SYLPHID. No. XIV. HEAVIlNS ! what ftrange fcenes of refined deception am I doomed to contemplate, in my journey of indefatigable obfervation ! — How few beings do I encounter who are really what \.hQ,yfeem ; who do not varnilh over their a£lions with theglofs of fuperficial hypocrify, or impofe upon the ingenuoufnefs of Nature, by the moil invincible effrontery ! I was led to thefe reflexions by the follow- ing circumftance : — Being almoft petrified by the intenfe cold, a few evenings lince, I avail- ed myfelf of an opportunity that offered, and invijibly entered the tea-room of one of thofe females generally diflinguifhed for their ob- trufive prominence in every fociety : I found her feated amidil a fmall circle of fecond-rate perfonages in a comfortable apartment; and, by the moft impofing manners, commanding the attention of her companions. Few fen- tences had efcaped her lips, before 1 difcover- cd THE SYLPHID. 75 ed that my new fubje^l of obfervation was one of thofe overbearing and decided cenfors, who examine without judgment, and condemn without remorfe, merely for the pleafure of maintaining a Angularity of opinion. She talked loudly, and incelTantly, on various to- pics ; but the immorality of the t'lmes^ and the follies of her own fcx^ were evidently the moft favourite themes of her acrimonious animad- verfions. Filled with the fuflaining^^z of felf-impor- tance, Mrs Prominent, for fo I denominate her, expatiated on vice with the ingenuity of one who had long been initiated in all its va- rv'ing myfteries. She uttered anathemas againft thofe who had wandered from the paths of virtue; and, with a kind of ludicrous folem- nity, thanked Heaven that her *'name was irreproachable !'.* 'ThQ fecond fubje£l of cominent was that of modern female purfuits. She condemned the art which women employed in the embel- lifliment of their perfons, while the French rouge on her cheek was deepened by the glow of confcious Ihame ; and the humidity of cdmpundlioa 76 THE SYLPHID. compun£lion gliftened through the falfe ring- lets which fliaded a forehead overfpread with the deadly whitenel's of pearl-powder. She complained of the licentious latitude of female drefs, while (he indecently difplayed a bofom that would have difgufled a Hottentot ; and extolled neatnefs as the moll admired of per- feftions, while (he exhibited a perfon rendered difgufling by dirt and frippery^ that would have difgraced a Parifian inhabitant of the Hue Saint llonore ! Her/^ir^chapter of declamation turned upon the literature of the day. Here^/rf. Prominent alTumed a more than ordinary importance ! She arrogantly ventured to examine, diftort, difTeft, and condemn, even the mofl polifhed compofitions. She raved in the mod: ungram- matical jargon of provincial diale£l, againft the language of modern writers ; cenfured with un- blulhing effrontery the prefumption of incom- petent critics ; with an acrimonious afFe6ta- tion of wit, ridiculed the malevolence of fati- rifts ; and, while Ihe perpetually quoted paf- fages from a flimfy work, which fhe had made up of fragments, colle^ed-aX all the book-ftalls in THE SYLPHID. ^^ in the metropolis, declared, that there was not one female writer of the prefent aera who had talents to compofe a book, completely original. Her fourth courfe of calumny was a falma- gundi of no lefs lickening materials, than thofe of the three preceding. She ridiculed the obfcure birth, and early occupations, of certain enlightened individuals ; this man was" low born;" that woman *' of vulgar extraction :" and, while every fourth word fhe uttered was marked by either 2ifalfe ap- plication, or a folfe pronunciation, fhe " boldly affirmed,'' to ufe her favourite expreffion, that no woman, who was not clajjtcally educated, had a right to obtrude her opinions on the public ! Y{qv ffth rhapfody of reprehenfion was de- dicated to what^^ denominated " the minor follies'' She execrated the vanity of women, and declared, thaty^^ had 'never felt its influ- ence, though flie had often been mijlaken for fome of the mofi celebrated beauties ! She blamed the inlignificance of affedation, while Ihe lamented that^^^ was a martyr to the de- licacy 7S THE SYLPHID. licacy of her feelings ; extolled good-nature^ while (he lamented that women were, in ge- neral, fo depraved as to be unfit for fociety ; abhorred the houfe-hold Zantippe, though fhe menaced her trembling fervant with the moft vehement refentment ; and praifed the meek- nefs o^ connubial obedience, while llie glanced at her aftonilhed carofpofo, with the virulence of a virago I This tranfient vilit induced me to explore the page of Mrs. Prominent'' s hiilorv : and a iiiler Sylph has informed me, that flie was a woman of low extraction ; fuperficially edu- cated ; and unexpedledly raifed from a flate of fervile dependance to the enjoyments of profperity ; that fhe had been, in her youth, a living example of that frailty which fhe fo unblufhingly condemned; but having out-lived the memory of a wounded reputation, fhe had wholly forgotten the fting which had infii£ted It. I alfo learnt that fhe was the avowed flat- terer of high-flown indifcretion ; the intimate afl^^ciate oi fnug, but opulent depravity ; that fhe could wink at fcenes which violated do- ^mejiic propriety ; that fhe fealled at the plen- teous THE SYLPHID. 79 teous tables of fpecioiis, deceptive characters, though fhe reviled the finking daughters of poverty, whom credulity has fubjugated to the artifices of fed u£lion ; or necejjity propelled to the mifery of perfonal degradation. In Ihort, Mr. Editor, I find that fuch cha- rafters are to be met with in almoft every quarter of the metropolis ; that they are every thing, but vjhat they appear to be^ and only really known to your indigent SYLPHID. By way of poflfcript, Mr. Editor, I beg leave to offer thefe ihort admonitory Stanzas to every Mrs. Pkominent of the prefent day. ERE ye condemn, let Conscience be your guide. Think not Deception will the \\i\c beguile ; 'Tis eafy, finking Virtue to deride. But Innocence delights not in the toil. By 80 THE SYLPHIT). By over-adled zeal in checking lin. You a6t the bear, who wou'd the bee-hive ftorm; Who, roufmg all the bufy tribes within, 'W?iS Jiung fo torture by the angry fwarm. Examine well your lives, and if no ftain Your reputation fully, take the field ; The plea of morals fhall the fight maintain, And fpotlefs virtue be the vidlor's fliield. But if, perchance, flern-TRUTH fhou'd v/hifper low, Remember paji events^ or prefent guile ; Indignant reason fhall a fcourge beftow, And ^oa^-^^i/ WONDER mock ye with difmile. JASPER. FRAGMENT. [This Novel, though iinfiniflied, will not fail to recommend itself to the Reader, whose principal feeling will probably be the reage of obfcrvation : he had not let any occafion pafs in which he had failed to cultivate the inquiring propeniity which inftindl plants in almoli every bofom. Jafper, while wander- ing an outcaft from his home, found perpe- tually (»bje6>s to excite an intereft which never warmed the bofom of Sir Martin, in his abode of empty oftentaiion, furrounded by the luxu- ries of life, and amufed by the fleeting joys of vilionarv happinefs. Finding that he Ihould acquire little advan- tage by verbal examination. Sir Martin now began to extort a confeffion of what he conli- dered as the criminal propeniity of Jafpcr's mind. *' 1 believe you to be an impoftor," faid the Baronet. " I am certain that yours is not the language of an uncultivated brute.'* ** No, Sir Martin, it is the language of a man — a thinking, wretched, perfecuted man,'* anfvvered Jafper, with modeft pride. *' It is eafe 128 JASPER. eafe and luxury that brutalize man: the Tons of Sorrow and Necellity are taught to know the value of mental cultivation." *' What child is that which you left lafl night beneath my window?" ** An orphan." *' How came he under your protection ?" ** He was placed there by an all-feeing Providence." ** Has he no friends r" ** Yes ; one, who configned him to my care — one, who will not forfake him." *' And what brought you into Cornwall r" . ** Ncceffity ; which makes the feeling heart do that fur others, which it would difdain to attempt for felfifli gratification." ** Have you any relations in this part of the country ?" " None !" faid Jafper with a iigh. — As he fpoke Lady Strickland defcended the fleps of the portico — Edmund walked by her fide — he was cleanly dreft ; and though his cheek was paler than ufual, his countenance more lan- guid, ftill he looked gay and happy. The in- itant his eye caught that of Jafper, he flew towards JASPEK. 129 towards him, he clafped his knees, hung round him, and was delighted to extacy. Jafper's heart throbbed with emotion. His beard was of many days growth ; his cheek retained a fear which an Indian had made by the ftioke of a tomahawk ; his countenance retained no trait of its original beauty. But Lady Strick- land was not fo changed as to be unknown to Jafper : he beheld his Margaret, the darling of his youngefl, fondeft affections, looking at him with eyesof pity, though unconfcious that his mifery firfl originated in her unkindnefs. " 1 hope, Sir Martin, that you will acquit the poor fellow," faid Lady, Strickland. *' I feel greatly interefled in his fituation, for he looks as though he had fecn happier days.'* Jafper had fcarcely power to breathe ; his limbs trembled, his heart beat, his colour changed ; the tone of Margaret's voice eleftri- iied his brain, and he was mute with coniler- nation. " He looks faint and exhaufted — bring him fome food and wine," continued Lady Strick- land. " He has not ftrength to plead his caufe ; it is cruel to opprcfs the feeble and defence- VOL. Ill, K lefs. 130 JASPEB. lefs. Sit down beneath this tree — recolleft yoiirfeif." "I do!" faid Jafper feebly. *' Compofe your agitation, Sir Martin will render juftice ; he will not fee you perfecuted farther ; vou have already fufFered too much." ** I have indeed !" fighed Jafper. " The fmall offence you have committed was prompted by neceflity," faid Lady Strick- land. " It was not a wanton robbery ; you did not deprive Sir Martin of any thing that concerned his happinefs ; it was but a venial fault, and you mull be pardoned." '' By what rule, my Lady r" faid Sir Martin flernlv. " The laws of humanity are not circum- fcribed," replied Lady Strickland. " Suppof- ing, Sir Martin, that you had ftolen a treafure from this man, do you not think that he would have fhewn you mercy ?" Jafper fhuddered. *' I have my doubts,'' replied Sir Martin. " Would you nut have forgiven him ?" faid Lady Strickland, addrelfrng Jafper. Jafper made no anfwer, *' Speak, JASPER. 131 ^' Speak, fellow !'* vociferated Sir Martin. " No !" replied Jafper firQiIy. ** Then I was deceived," faid Lady Strick- land ; '' I fancied I could trace the heart in the features. I thought I knew you." "" Heaven forbid !" exclaimed Jafper. ** Why!" faid Lady Strickland. *' Sir Martin would then indeed be merci- lefs : yet death would be my beft deliverer from forrow, could I but behold my poor boy fecure from the perils of adverfity." Jafper was feated on the bench, beneath the mulberry tree ; Edmund's arm hung over his knee, while he looked willfully in his face. Lady Strickland had once a fon : he had died at an early age. The clothes which Edmund now wore had been his : they were rich and becoming: he looked as lovelv as an an2:cl. Jafper kilTed his hand ; his tears flowed upon it. Lady Strickland's heart was penetrated by the evident fenfibility of Jafper's mind. " Ah !" faid he, " how thankful am I to Heaven that thou, Edmund, haft found a friend, though at the peril of mv exiftence. Thus a fecond time have I preferved thee from death." J32 JASPER. ** A fecond time !" faid Lady Strickland. ** Yes ; once from the yawning deep — from the unfathomable gulph did I fnatch this boy — that gulph where the ill fated Baio- nefs de Stanheim, his mother, ptrilhed. In the Cavity of a bleak rock have 1 entombed her. It is a folitary grave, but it is a quiet one : there neither pride nor perlecution can violate the ileep of death : there too refts the bones of an unhappy exile — a ihipwrecked man, whom delliny had forced to endure the worft of human calamities." " Indeed !" faid Lady Strickland, " what calamity ?" " Eternal fcparation from the objeft of his Jove—" "Why were they feparatedr'* enquired Lady Strickland, changing colour, and ipeak- ing faintly. ** Becaufe fhe was the vi£^im of avarice : a wealthier fuitor, a more advantageous mar- riage.** Jafper could not proceed — Lady Strickland funk on the bench and clofed her eyes, while her features were fixed in JASPER. 133 in a ghafllypalenefs. The fervants were dif- miiTed. " Margaret .'"^ cried Sir Martin, ** what fud- den furprize affefts you fo ftrongly ? — what has the vagabond faid, to alarm your fenfibi- lity r" — Lady Strickland did not attend to Sir Martin's queftion ; her whole foul was ab- forbed by the miferies of compunction. The Baronet now took her hand ; he featedhim- felf befide her ; he folded his arm about her Jiftlefs form. Jafper was wild with agony. For the firil day in his life he beheld his rival — the man who had robbed his foul of its re- pofe — the hul"band of that woman whofe image had perpetually haunted him in the ftormy hour, upon the high- waving topmaft, on the loudly roaring waves, or fmoother ex- panfe of a calm fummer fea. No time, no place had, for a fingle hour, fevered her idea from his brain : he had flruggled with his an- guifh till the fatal hour when deftiny had brought it to a climax. CHAP, 134 JASPEK. CHAPTER VUr. AFTER feveral minutes of filent agony, Lady Strickland, with a faultering voice, again addrefTed herfelf to Jafper : " To my care you mull conlign this boy," faid (lie. " I have no children — and he fhall be my adopted fon. You fay that you fnatched him from the v^raves — that his mother perifhed — that you buried her in the foUtary rock where the bones of a deferted lover refted ? Alas ! there is fo much interefl, fuch penetrating forrow in the fate of this poor orphan, that I can never part with him. But the lover who perifhed, what do you know of him ?" *' That he was the inhabitant of a fleep rock which hung over the fca ; that there he built a wretched hovel, lived on wild weeds, and the produce of a folitary ifland ; that there he died I" " Of what country was he ?" faid Lady Strickland. ^'He JASPER. 135 *' He was an Englifhman," replied Jafper, while liis dark but funken eyes watched the emotions of her louh ** How came he on the illand ?" *' Shipwrecked." " How long fince?" *' Juft eighteen years." " And what is your authority for fuppofing that he was adeferted lover?" *' Letters, which I found in his clofed hovel." *• Produce them," faid Lady Strickland, with a faultering voice. *' Pardon me. Madam," replied Jafper; *' they were placed in mv keeping by the de- cree of myllerious delliny, and I was not au- thorized by the fpirit of their departed owner to divulge his fecret : thofe letters were the bonds of facred confidence, the tranfcript of afFedion ; they muft not be violated." " How long had he been dead, when you found the letters ?" *'0! many, many years. His bones had been whitened by the fea breeze ; his form had wholly decayed, or perhaps fed the ra- venous maw of the fea-bird." 136 JASPEFv. Lady Strickland funk back and fainted. Sir Martin was alarmed : he knew, for his fake, that Jafper Woodville, the farmer's only fon, had been fent to fea, and never after heard of. The palenefs which chilled the lip and cheek of his confcience-ftricken wife, convinced him that the failor'sfiorv had pierc- ed her heart. He flew towards the houle for affiftance ; the fhrubbery was extenfive. Jaf- per watched him out of fight, and then throw- ing himfelf at Lady Strickland's feet, gave way to the excefs of forrow. He gazed on her countenance ; he prelTed her to his heart : — fhe was infenfible ; fhe fcarcely feemed to breathe. Sir Martin again approached them. Jafper heard his footfteps : he was tortured, wild, diftrafted : again he prefled Lady Strick- land to his heart — " For the lall time !" faid he, in an agony of defpair, " for the lall — lajl time, Oh Margaret ! thy wretched lover ! thy exiled vi(^im holds thee to his aching bofom." Sir Martin faw Jafper, but did not hear dif- tinftly the frantic language which he uttered. ** Seize the villain !" exclaimed the Baronet ; **■ feizc the audacious vagrant !'* «' Yet JASPER. 137 *♦ Yet fufFer me to fpeak one word to LaJy " Strickland !" cried Jafper, " one fhort word, and [ will then fubmit with fortitude.' / " What would you fay?" enquired Sir Mar- tin, flernly. . ^ *' I would recommend to her care this little orphan ; I would conjure her, for the fake of a loft, wretched man, to fuccour and prote(El the infant Edmund, the heir of the Baron de Stanheim." " We will protect him," replied Sir Martin. " Promife me moft facrediy that you never will defert him," cried Jafper, falling on his knees before Sir Martin. At this moment Lady Strickland's eyes opened faintly : (he faw the agitated Jafper proftrate on the earth, with his hands clafped in the agony of grief, and his eyes blinded with tears. " What new caufe for forrow haft thou, unhappy man ?*' faid Lady Strickland. " Why do I fee you ftill in the attitude of fupplication ?" " Imploring an afyium for this boy, this offspring of the Baronefs de Stanheim," replied Jafper. " He has found one," faid Lady Strickland ; "he 138 JASPER. •* he fhali never know any other home but this ; he fhaJliind in me a mother." Jafper rofe, and with a firm voice exclaim- ed, " Now, Heaven ! I obey their will with humble refignation !'* Then turning to the domeftics, he added, " Lead me where you chufe, for all places are alike to me." " Not a prifoner!'* faid Lady Strickland ; ** Sir Martin will not be fo barbarous. 1 he being who at the hazard of his own life pre- ferved this boy, deferves at leafl fome pity. The fpirit of the loft Woodville, of Madame de Stanheim, will whifper to your heart, and plead for his forgivenefs." *' But what will the country fay if I do not render juftice ? What will become of my re- putation, if I pardon a robber and a vagrant ?'* faid Sir Martin. " At any rate, I muft have time to confider the matter. Meanwhile you may go with the fervants and get fome re- frefhment." " Not from the bounty of that man who calls me robber ; no. Sir Martin, not from the hand which ftabbed my peace of mind, will I accept the means of life. The only favour I afk JASPER. 139 afk is liberty to depart, to forget that ever I be- held this fpot — this fatal fpot. ** Let him depart," cried Lady Strickland. ** I intreat you, Sir Martin, to let the unhappy being enjoy the only birth-right which For- tune has allowed him — that liberty, without which all human enjoyments are but vi- lionary." Sir Martin paufed. The fervants who Hood round Jafper fighed when they beheld his manly, though deje£led countenance ; his fal- low cheek, his dark eyes glillening through tears, as they were fixed on the fate of little Edmund. " You may go," cried Sir Martin ; " but upon condition that yau never again vifit this part of the country." " Not to enquire after my poor boy r " faid Jafper; " perhaps to bring him joyful tidings." " Yes ; to fee Edmund !" faid Lady Strick- land. " Sir Martin will not refufe you fo fmall a favour ; you who preferved him from the ftormy ocean." *' Well ; begone !" faid Sir Martin, fternly, as he quitted the group, and turned towards the 140 JASPER. the houfe. Lady Strickland did not follow : Ihe loitered with Edmund, to bid Jafper a long farewell. CHAPTER IX. AS foon as the Baronet was out of light, Lady Strickland took a purfe from her pocket filled with money and offered it to )afper. He llarted back with a look of furprize, which feemed to proceed from a fenfation of horror. ** Keep — keep your ill-gotten gold," faid Jaf- per, " you will want it to confole you." Lady Strickland fighed, as (he looked earneftly at Jafper, whofe eyes were turned from her with a penlive melancholy, while his cheek was fuffufed with a flufh which memory produced as it darted through his brain. He was turn- ing towards the gate, when Lady Strickland again addreifed him. ** I beg you to ftay a moment : your looks, your manners have fomething myflerious in them. JASPER. 141 them. I have fome recolle£lion of your fea- tures : where hav'e I fecn you r'* *' Here," reph'ed Jafper, iighing deeply, ** At no other place r** enquired Lady Strickland. " None," faid Jafper. " Then I was miftaken. I fancied that I knew your face, your voice ; indeed, there ap- peared to me an intimate acquaintance which my memory claimed, in every thing you did and uttered." *' Perhaps I refeinble a perfon that you once knew," faid Jafper. ** It may be fo," replied Lady Strickland. ** Indeed, it. mud be fo ; and yet — " fhe paufed, as fhe fixed her eyes on Jafper's coun- tenance. Her inquifitive look opprefTed him, and again he was turning away towards the gate. *' Stay till to-morrow," faid Lady Strick- land. " lake fome refrefliment — I muft be convinced — I think 1 know you." Her voice was tremulous ; her colour became moie*paIe ; Ihe leant againft the bench beneath the mul- berry-irec. Her eyes retraced the letters which Jafper's hand had carved. 142 JASPER. " You are weary — you are faint : reftyour- felf on this feat : it has often been the fcenc of forrow." " To whom ?" cried Jafper, eagerly. ** To me," replied Lady Strickland. *' So wealthy, fo furrounded by every fplen- dour, can you be wretched ? It is the fon of toil, the labourer of misfortune, thatis fubjeft to the miferies of life ; the fea-beaten failor, the poor unhappy wandering exile, whofe lot is forrow. But vou are placed where fuch anxieties, fuch fears, fuch perils never can an- noy you. The lap of luxury isfoft and footh- ing ; it lulls to reft all remembrance of the unhappy." *' You fpeak with an energy, and in words that I fliould not expeft from one in your fituation," faid Lady Strickland. ** Why, Madam ? Does the outward garb always exhibit a picture of the inward mind ? Cannot virtue, feeling, fentiment, inhabit the fame breaft that poverty opprefles ? Is it the ftamp of fortune that gives value to the gifts of Nature ?" " Go on ! you aftonifli me !" faid Lady Strickland. JASPER. 143 ** Why are you aftonifhed ? Is man fo dull a creature, that he can learn nothing in the book of obfervation ? I have travelled — I have read. Why then fhould this ragged covering throw a fhade on all that reafon has implanted in my heart ? I have been taught in the befl fchool — by the mod fevere, though by the trueft mafter." *' Indeed]" " Yes ; by adverlity." ** You have known better days," faid Lady Strickland. " Oh ! I have known the happieft, the fweeteft hours that everfhone on this worldly path of viciffitude. I have been the mofl: blell of human beings : I have {een the fmile of fond afFeftion, the tear of fympathy : I have heard the ligh of dear regret ; but I have alfo felt the chilling breath of fcorn, the fting of perfccution." " Tell me your name !" faid Lady Strick- land, with a faultering voice. " A name of fo little importance cannot intereft you," replied Jafper — '< a name that has been fo long forgotten." " By \ 144 " ' JASPER. ** By whom ?'* *' By all the world ; but moil by her who, when her mind was uncontaminated by the love of wealth, was the treafure of my foul." ** You alarm, you tcrrifv me ! I think" — Lady Strickland hefltated — " No, no, it can- not be," added fhe, with a forced fmile : " The exile whom you buried in the defart rock was " " An unhappy lover," interrupted Jafper ; who perceiving by the agitated tone of Lady Strickland's voice that fhe was doubtful whe- ther or not fhe knew him, now again thought it prudent to miflead her. He reflected that a knowledge of his fufFerings could not be pro- ductive of any advantage either to herfelf or to him — fhe being the wife of Sir Martin, and Jafper too proud to incur an obligation." — After feveral moments, during which Lady Strickland's heart throbbed with contending conili£ls, fhe again intreated that he would acquaint her with his name. Jafper was filent, ** Have you ever heard of the family of Woodville ?" enquired Lady Strickland, with a voice feeble and inarticulate. JASPER. 145 *' The fon— the ill-fated Jafper." " Yes ; there was a fon, an only fon,'* In- terrupted Lady Suickland. '* The moil wor- thy, the moft regretted of mortals." Jalper's foul was agitated almoil: to fienzy : his whole frame trembled ; his lip became as pale as alhes. " He was fhipwrecked," faid he ; *' he was the inhabitant of the folitude I mentioned : the hovel on the fea rock was his abode : he will trouble vou no move." " Then every hope is vanilhed,*' flghed Lady Stiickland. ** The delulions of a fond fancy muft be for ever buried in his grave." — • After a Ihort paufe (he continued — *' Was the unhappy exile ever married ? Eighteen years have pall inice he was heard of lad. His father quitted his farm heart-bro- ken ; his family has funk into decay ; and Sir Martin, not four years lince, deftroyed the old farm-houfe where poor Jalper was born : no trace of it remains, excepting the oak room, which is now the fervants' hall ; it was at the eafl end of the building, and for the fake of Jafper, I conjured Sir Martin to preferve it." VOL. III. L " Did 146 JASPER. *< Did you remember him fo kindly ?" ** Wiiy fhould I not r" faid Lady Strick- land. *' He loved me — alas I too well. I was the caufe of his abandoning his home. Heaven can bear witnels that I have never known one year of happinefs iince his depar- ture. Eeneath this tree I have fat whole hours alone and forrowful. 7'hefe cyphers, which he engraved, 1 have bathed a thoufand times with tears." ." Yet I am told that this tree is to be level- led fhortly," faid Jafper. *' I'hat thefe rude records of afTef^ion are to be deflroyed — " ** Sir Martin will have it fo. He thinks that the fhadows which the broad branches fpread, only cherifli the melancholy which pervades my mind.'* ** Poor VVoodville !" iighed Jafper. " His weary fpiiit fhail reft for ever: he will never moredlfturb your days : he is now tranquil !'* " Would to Heaven that I were equally lo,** faid Lady Strickland. *' But the certitude of his fate muft be the folace of my afit6lions : the mifery of hope will no longer keep from my mind the balm of refignation. The few ' lliort JASPER. 147 fhort clays which I am deilined to pafs in this weary Icene Ihall be devoted to the memoiy ot his virtues. And if his happy fpint, eman- cipated from the forrows of exigence, demands of me more than regret, I trud: that fate will inRidi the punifhment I merit." ** There is one promife that would foothe his fliade, even in the defart's fohtude." " Do you think fo ? Name it." " Your kindnefs to poor Edmund." *' Did he know the parents of poor Ed- mund ?" faid Lady Strickland. " He knew his mother, the Baronefs de Stanheim," faid Jafper. *' Perhaps he loved her?" cried Lady Strick- land, eagerly. *' He loved but one — one early object of his affediiions : her name was Margaret." *' Her other name r" *' Trelawny." Lady Strickland raifed her eyes towards Heaven, and feebly fighed, " Forgive me /" At this moment Sir Martin appeared haflen- ing towards them. Jafper availed himfelf of the opportunity to efcape from farther invefti- gation. 148 JASPER. tion, and inflantly departed. Lady Strick- land's confufion, her agitated features, her aching heart, prevented her obferving him till he had pafTed the gate, and was huftening acrofs the moor at fome diftance. Sir Mai tin's frown evinced his difapprobation of her con- duct, in having remained fo long in converfa- tion with Jafper ; and they filenlly proceeded towards the houfe together. CHAPTER X. , SAD and impreflive were Jafper's rumina- tions as he le-crolTed the moor. Frequently did he look back with aching eyes towards the fplendid abode of the rich Sir Martin ; and as often did Fancy pi6^ure to his mind the birth-place of the Woodvilles. The pang of felf-reproach funk deep into his heart, when he receded that during his long abfence he had never written to his family ; that he had never, JASPER. 149 never, by the attentions of filial duty, foftened the mileiy of compunction in the bofom of his ralh father. But that father had meanly accepted a bribe to tranfport his devoted fon : he had been teaipted by Sir Martin's gold to banilh from his home the piide of his name, the honour of his family. Sir Martin Strickland was born and educated in Cornwall : his father was penurious even to vyretchednefs. The heir to his property had received no education, no expanfion of mind, that could teach him the true value of thofe treafures which he was born to inherit, and which had been amaiTed by the privation of every earthly happincfs. Shortly after his father's death, Sir Martin by chance met with Margaret Trelawny : fhe was then on a fhort viiit to a diftant relation near Penzance. The report that flie was fpeedily to be the wife of young W'oodville awakened the jealoufy of the wealth-elated Baronet, and he made her fuch propofals as daggered her fortitude. Still the memory of her promifesto Woodville fuflained her heart under the trial which human vanity infli£led, when 160 JASPER. when the rank and fortune of Sir Martin were placed in competition with the worth of Jafper. The hour of final decifion at length arrived, and Margaret was decided. 7'he virtues which ennobled Wood viile's mind furpafled thefplen- dours of Fortune's favours, and the Baronet's propofals were firmlv rejefted. The mind of Wood viile's father was not the prototype of Jafper's ; he was fordid. Strong temptations were held for-.h, a large increafe of landed property, of money, cattle, intereft and con- Tequence, bought him over to the purpofe of Sir Martin ; and Jafper was the vi£lim. A fhip bound to India was at that period an- chored off the coaft within a few miles of Woodvilie's farm. A number of Cornifh feamen were to embark. Jafper went to wit- nefs their departure. A fufficient quantity of gold had been circulated to fway the feelings of four defperate men — the ill-fated Wood- ville was forced on board the vellel at mid- night ; and before the dawn broke on the eaftern ocean, the crew had loll fight of ■Britain. Woodvilie's JASPER. 151 Woodviile^s agony was indefcribable, A fullen melancholy preyed upon his mind, and he refufed every thing that approached him in the form of confolation. After they had been feveral days at fea, the niyftery was un- folded to him ; with the addition of the tor- turing afllirance that Margaret had been an accomplice in the outrage which had been planned againft him. Rage, defpair, and dif- appointed paflion rouzed his mind, and armed it to refiflthe miferes of his fortune. From that hour he bore his exile with a proud filence which difdained even to reproach his ene- mies. Year after year he was borne on the boifterous element, refigned to a delliny at which he did not repine, becaufe it was un- merited ; while Margaiet wafted her days in regret and forrow, feeking in vain for that re- pofe which all the treafures of the world could not afford her. CHAP, 152 JASPER, CHAPTER XI. WOODVILLE purfued bis way till the clofe of twiliglu, when he arrived at a fmall public-houfe by the road fide : the door was open ; but the confcioulnefs that he had not money to purchafe refrefhment, prevented his attempting to enter. He feated himfelf atthe door bench. The evening was ferene ; the rich glow of the fky threw its ref1e£led tints on every furrounding object. The diftant hills, which were partly covered by the vapours ariiing from the ocean, caught the purpling luftre ; and the wind, v^hich fcarcelv ruffled the woods, fanned with its gentleft breath the warm cheek of the life- weary traveller ; for fuch at this moment was the wandering Woodvillc. He had only taken his feat to reft for a few moments, for he purpofed, though fatigued and faint with hunger, continuing his journey during the night : the moft chilling damps were JASPER. 153 were lefs iniolcrable than the noon-day fun. The moon, which had aheady rifen above the mountains, promifed its Hght to chear his path, and to aid the penhve melancholy which abloibed his foul. Amidflthe filence of mid- night folitude he hoped to indulge his lighs, unheard by the ever-watchful ear of curiofity : he anticipated the foothing hour when his tear would fall as the full heart was relieved of the burthen that opprefTed it. While he was by thought abftra£led from that world which feemed to prefent a feries of immitigable forrows, the landlord, with a look ofcompaffion, approached him. There was fomething in the countenance of Wood- ville that was prepofleffing: his features were manly and regular ; his eyes black and pene- trating ; his figure had been finely propor- tioned, but hardlhip and fatigue had robbed it of many graces, leaving only the feeble out- line of a vivid and harmonious pidture.; his addrefs, his voice, his words were fuch as marked the difparity between his fortune and his intellefts; for the meanefl garb of poverty cannot conceal the innate luftre of fuperior orga- 154 JASPER. organization. The chilling touch of adverfity cannot freeze the current of the foul ; what- ever fools may aver, or fceptics argue to the contrary. The ftamp which Nature fets upon her beft woiks is cot fubjeft to the power of Fortune ; and when even lime demands it as the tribute of mortality, Fame reprints it on her proudeft and moft unpeii(hable records. Woodville was poor, opprefTed, and unfortu- nate; yet with all thcfe diiadvantages his exte- rior prefented, at the fiifl glance, thofe mental qualities which placed him far above the race of fophiilicated beings who, like the animal- culae which fully the clear fpring, contaminate fociety. Had he chofen any path of life where the perfpe£live promifed an accumu- lation of fame or fortune, their attainment was more than probable with fuch powers of mind as he poffelTed ;- but, like the ill-fated Chatterton, his proud foul llirunk while he beheld Virtue and Genius bending the knee before degraded Greatnefs. He chofe the reftlefs ocean as his home, rather than wait the fmiles, or linger at the gate of Pride and Oflentation. Many JASPER. 155 Many have been the vi£lims of concealed misfortune : many have prefented to the eye of inquifitiveconimiferation the forced fmile of contentment, while the heart has throbbed at the tauntings ofadveriity. The pride of en- nobled natures dreads the the reproof of over- a6ted friendfhip: the keen pang of wounded felf-Iove, proceeding from the zeal of bufj admonition, links deep into the heart ; and by palfying its moft fervid feeling, takes from it the powers of emulation. Hence do we frequently behold the fons of Genius finking into the apathy of indifference, and fuffering the moll illuftrious attributes of nature to wi- ther into nothing; while we contemplate the ilerling gifts of Nature negleded and forfaken, though the falfe tinfel of Fortune pafles cur- rent with the giddy crowd, and receives the adulation of the million. CHAP. )56 JASPER. CHAPTER Xir. WOODVILLE raifed bis eyes as the land- lord approached him, and as fudJenly quitted his feat to purfue his lonefome journey. The clofe of day had brought with it fuch refrefli- ing gales, that h's feverifh cheek no longer dried the tear which fell upon it. The land- lord looked earneilly at Woodville — " Will you take a draught of fomething to refrtfli you ?" faid he, fmiling, with rather a compaf- fionating than a chearful countenance. Woodville, though faint and thirfty, with di'ffidence declined the offer I " You Ihall, you mufl," faid the landlord ; ** this bench is damp ; the air is chilly ; you had better take my advice and enter the houfe ; there is a fire, and you Ihall take fome refrefhment." Woodville thanked his bene- volent landlord, but was departing. ** Come, come, you muil eat and drink ; I will JASPER. }57 will not charge you any thing. A failor de- ferves the good-will of his countrymen ; he is the guardian of their fafety. It would be hard indeed if, out of the great benefits they infure to us, we fhould deny them a fmall return." — Woodvillefighed, and touched his hat. The eloquence of a grateful heart was not loft upon an uncultivated obferver, though it had failed to excite an intereft in the bofom of the wealthy. The contraft between the landlord and Sir Martin ftruck the heart of Woodville, and his foot involuntarily pafled the threfhold. A warm and decent room received the land- lord and his weary gueft ; and in a few mi- nutes a jug of ale, with a cold joint of meat, were fet before them. ** I have not yet fup- ped," fdid the hofpitable Andrews, " and we will empty our jug together. Thank God, there is plenty in the cellar." — Woodville was filent, becaufe his heart was too full to give his language utterance. His hand trembled while he raifed the jug to his lips, and he drank fparingly. " Drink again !*' faid Andrews, '• I do not grudge you ; then why Ihould you be fparing of 158 JASPER^ of the liquor. Look at my fign, the Old Oak, this is mycaftle, over which its branches have flourifhed twelve long years ; and they have fheltered many a poor weary traveller, when higher roofs have denied them a refling- plate." " I believe you," faid Woodville. " You may," interrupted Andrews. *' For thougli the rich Sir Martin Strickland, our ma- giflrate, and our over-ruler, has often threat- ened to take away my licence, and turn me out of my oak fhelter— -'* " For what?" enquired Woodville, eagerly. " Why, for what he calls harbouring vaga- bonds, and encouraging idlenefs ; but I deny the charge — though I never refufed a draught to the thirfly, or a kind word to the unfor- tunate." As Andrews uttered thefe words, the firft morfel reached the lips of Woodville. The food was inviting, becaufe it was fweetened by the hand of Hofpitality. " Eat away, my honeft !'* faid Andrews; ** the produce of Nature was defigned for the poor as well as tlie lofty. So fays my Lady Margaret ; JASPER. 159 Margaret ; but (he, poor foul, was bom fome- what* below the topnidll pinnacle of pride. I remtmber her when Ihe was the daughter ofolci Trelawny — ** Woodville's hand Ihook convuliively. *' Aye, and as pretty a girl as any in Corn- wall !'* relumed Andrews. ** But the devil would tempt her in the fhape of a rich Baro- net, and Ihe has paid dearly enough for her folly." *' Is fhe unhappy r" enquired Woodville. *' Whv,thev fay that confcience forely trou- bles her," replied Andrews; " and well it may, for it is faid that fome fixteen or eighteen years ago flie played a kna\ ilh fort of a trick to a young farmer's fon here in our parts; a fellow that was worthy a fcure of Sir Mai tins, with all his money into the bargain." " And what became of him ?" faid Jafper. " Why, he was fent beyond feas, and never after heard of. To be fure, his fatlier re- pented forely after he was gone ; for the Ba- ronet led him a forry fort of a life, and things fomehow went at iixes and fevcns : this old Woodville fold tl^e farm for a mere modicuin, and went God knows where." l60 JASPER. *' Well, and what followed ?'* faid Jafper, railing the jug to leplenilh his fortitude. *' Why, ioon after he was gone, down went the old farm houfe as flat as the moor ; and a iine (lately manfion foon ihewcd us the diffe- rence betwixt a warm habitation and a cold heart. The ale-cellar was converted into an ice-houfe, and the oak room, where Honelly and Labour ufed to regale at fun-let, was made a hall of idlenefs for a tribe of liveried varlets, who feldom fee the fun till it has made half its day's journey." ** How does Sir Martin employ his hours ?'* *' How does he wafte them ? you (liould fay,'* replied Andrews. ** Why, he lives all his days for other people ; he thinks of no- thing but of making himfelf the talk of the country ; he keeps open houfe for the rich, and a clofed gate for the poor ; he feeds horfes, and builds kennels for hounds, to amufe the gentry^ while the beggar looks on hungry and houfelefs; he talks loudly about a good name, but forgets the road where he may chance to find one ; and he is a rigid dealer in juflice, though Heaven never yet gave JASPER. 161 gave him a licence for humanity. \t was not fo in old Woodviile's days ; he had a door that would open without a lacquey, and a cellar that did not freeze, but warm the heart ; and yet old Woodviile could not be contented." " Why, fo plentifully bleft, did he covet more r" faid Jafper. " Becaufe he faw that riches gets a man higher praife and more power than honefty," replied Andrews. " He found that Sir Martin, though nothing but a churl, was more re- fpefled than himfelf, with all his good-nature. Then what did he do ? Why, he thought that the more gold and the more land he got, the broader folks would fmile, andthe lower thev would bow ; he fold his peace of mind, and found that money is but a poor exchange tor a quiet confcience." *' He remained fome time in Cornwall ?'* faid Jafper. *' Yes ; but what good did that do ? Sir Martin was always harafTing him, and trying to find fault. If by chance a dog crofled the manor which the Baronet then held, he was VOL. III. M Ihot l62 /ASPER. fhot without judge or jury. If cattle ftrayed upon hrs ground, why they were popped into the pound, and aprofecution threatened with- out mercy. Then if any of the farmers' people looked awry at Sir Martin, why they were fquat in the (locks next market-day, as an example to others." *' Was Sir Martin fo apt to take ofFence — he who had been fo confirmed an offender?" *^ O yes ; he was terribly Ihlgacious ; he never could let law reft while he had that which could buy it. But my Lady, poor foul ! has always been inclined to make the burthen light to the weak-fhouldered : flie has taken the load from many a heart ; though, if report may be credited, her own was heavily laden ; for fhe never forgot the day when young Woodville was fent beyond Teas, to plough the rough waves, and to bear the hardlhips of a failor's life. You know what he fuffercd.'* ** 1 do indeed!*' fighed Jalper.' ** Aye, many aftormy night has he thought of my Lady, I'll warrant him," faid Andrews; " and many a deep figh has he heaved when he recolledted the fcenes he once knew at the JASPER. J 63 the old farm-houfe. Well, well ! it will not lafl long ; all will not go well at the mill when the miller is not honeft. I'll venture to wager a trifle that Sir Martin will not long enjoy his riches ; and who knows but my l.ady and her firft fweetheart may yet come together." ** Never !" cried Jafper, while the idea elec- trified his heart. " Though mavhap the cliange of climate has altered him, and my Lady might not like a poor weather-beaten failor," faid Andrews, " Fortune will make folks forget themfelves; and time changes all things." *' It does indeed !" faid Woodville, with a (5gh. ** Now ril wager fomethlng that you have feen better days," cried Andrews : " you don't look as if vouhad been born to the for- tune which you now inherit. But cheer up, and remember that there is a good friend above who never forfakes the honeft." " How do you know that 1 am honeft r" enquired Jafper. " I wager my life you are," faid Andrews. " I have always looked for honefty in rags ; and I was never difappointed." l64 JASPER. ** It is too often the decree of defliny/' faid Woodville , ^' and yet Sir Martin is rich, tho* unfeeling." " That is another matter,'* interrupted An- drews, olacing his left finger on his nofe. *' I did not fay that wealth was always the fign- pofl to honeilv. Sir Martin has plenty of gold, but he ftill wants fomeihing better." '' And what is that ?" *' The good-will of mankind. He may buy- their fmiles, but he cannot purchafe their affeftions. A little wealth, well managed, may fecure thofe friends which great llores can only dazzle. For this reafon the very name of Woodville makes the fame heart dance, which finks heavily when our Baronet is mentioned." " I (hould have thought that the name of Woodville would have been forgotten," faid Jafper. *' That it can never be," replied Andrews ; *' for my Lady every twentieth of May gives alms at the old tree, in commemoration of the day on which young Woodville was ba- nilhed." " Does Sir Martin permit fuch a teflimony to be fo publicly difplayed ?" ^ JASPER. 165 *' Yes^" replied Andrews ; *' becaufe my Ladv calls it her day of tribute ; and Sir Mar- tin .hinks it is irj memory of her decifion in his favour." " On the twentieth of May !" fighed Jaf- per : " it is now the thirteenth. I fliould like to witnefs this folemn anniverfary, for I knew poor Woodville.'* Andrews ftarted from his feat and exclaim- ed, *' By G— , I thought fo ! I gueffed that you were (hipmates, by your being fo inqui- litive about my Lady. Well, if ever you fee him again, you may tell him that he has had ample vengeance, for fhe has been the moft wretched wife that ever the world faw, and has got the moil churlifh hufband that ever difgraced a parfon. He will Iborten her days, I promife you." " Heaven forbid !" fighedjafper. " Why, nobody will pity her,** £iid An- drews ; " for falfehood in love feldom goes unpunifhed, particularly where it is faciiiiced for gold. But will you fee my Lady give alms : you never faw a prettier fight in all your days. My Lady takes her feat on the bench l66 JASPER, bench beneath the old mulberry- tree, and there fhe beflows her charity from fun-rife till noon on every body that comes to aik it. It is called Woodville's Adverjity. *' Anniverfary, you would fay.'' " Yes, you are right, that is the word — Wood vi lie's Univerjity — Then fhe fighs and looks as melancholy as a funeral. Indeed, one may fay it is a folemn ceremony, where my Lady adls as chief mourner. You had better I'lay and fee it." *' I wilh I could !" faid Jafper. ^'- Do," interrupted Andrews ; " Iwillgive you a lodging till the day comes, and feed you into the bargain; and who knows, if you bring tidings of Woodville, but my Lady may handfomely reward you." " What I can tell her will avail but little, fince fhe is flill the wife of Sir Martin," faid Jafper ; " yet I feel ilrongly inclined to wit- nefsthe ceremony, though I Ihould be loth to wound her already aching heart, by remind- ing it more forcibly of its unkindnefs." " Stay, and try what Fortune may do for you. You are fair-fpoken, and perhaps Ihe may better your condition.*^ JASPER. 1 67 " She cannot make me more wretched," faid Jafper. ** Well, then, take courage. A few days reft will recruit yourflrength, and you will be able to tell my Lady all you know about Woodville." ** I will ftay," faid Jafper, hut I cannot live upon your generofity : if you can employ me with advantage to yourfelf, I will accept your offer," ** We will talk of that to-morrow,'* replied Andrews, as he quitted the room to replenilh the jug which they had emptied. CHAP- l6S JASPER, CHAPTER XIII. THE evening pafled chearfully. Wood- ville entertained his hoft with the adventures of his various voyages, flill concealing the fe- cret of his being the long-lamented objeft of Lady Strickland's forrows. Their chearful meal, fpread before them with no fparing hand, lafled till near midnight ; for the mind of Andrews was eager after knowledge ; and the eloquence of his world-weary hiflorian made time pafs rapidly. Jafper found during the evening's converfa- tion that Andrews was a bachelor, poffefled of lefs than affluence, but more than fufficient to exclude neceflity : he was fatisfied ; and the mofl opulent might have envied that recon- ciling fpirit, which taught him to know that independence is the firfl of human bleffings. On retiring to refl, Woodville found a de- cent apartment, a clean bed, and a mind more tranquil i. JASPER. 169 tranquil than it ever had been fince that day, the commemoration of which he fhortly pur- pofed witneffing. He laid his head for once upon a peaceful pillow> beneath the humble roof of genuine hofpitality. He felt that the benefits he received did not originate in oflen- tation ; and he refolved on proving, that the proudeft: fenfation of a liberal mind is that which owes its origin to gratitude. Nature, in her vafl variety of works, never fafnioned a heart more perfeft than that of Woodville. He was one of thofe rare gems which Time dilplays amidft an infinity of drofs ; and to which, though Labour had not polifhed it, innate qualities had given luftre. Thofe who have feen the fine effufions of fancy, flowing with fpontaneous grace from the mind of an uncultivated plough-boy ; * thofe who have traced the infpired and glow- ing imagination of the unhappy Chatterton, will readily confefs that Genius is an innate gift which will difplay itfelf, though fortune,, and even the polifh of education, deny their ♦ Burns, the Scottilh Poet, and our English Bloomfield. tributes* 370 JASPER. tributes. Such a being was the hero of this Hory — fuch was the fcorned, the perfecuted, the neglected Woodville. Three days elapfed and Woodville Hill was Andrews's gueft ; every liour was employed in labour, for the little garden was fcarcely cultivated, and a drain was then digging to carry offthe itreams which with every fummer ihower fwelled rapidly from the adjacent mountains. Woodville chofe the higheft ground for the fcene of his labour, becaufe he could from the acclivity perceive the dillant woods, and the tall chimnies of Strickland- houfe. His toil was inceiTant ; but it did not fatigue him ; becaufe it was prompted by gra- titude, and fuflained by hope. THE SAVAGE OF AVEYRON. BY MRS. ROBINSON, 173 THE ^SAVAGE OF AVEYRON. THE following Poem, which by the date the Reader wiil perceive to have been written a very short time previous to the dilTolution of its excellent Author, will require no apology for its insertion in this publication. The correctness of the metre, and the plaintive har- mony which pervades every stanza, clearly evinces the mild philosophy with which a strong mind can smooth its journey to the grave. This last offspring of Mrs. Robinson's Muse was produced at intervals of fa- vourable symptoms of her fatal malady. The subject was interesting to her heart. She adopted it with all the enthuiiasm of mournful anticipation. The story first suggested itself to her after perusing various ac- counts of a Savage Bov, lately discovered in the Forest of Avtyro7iy in the department of Taf^v, and said 174 to be then existing at Paris. Frequent instances of this kind have occurred in the history of Man, and conjecture has almost uniformly been bewildered re- specting the origin of such fugitives. In countries where Bakditti have been known to reside, imagina- tion may be allowed the exercise of its powers ; and Reason may ruminate on the possibility, as well as the probability, of such an intereltlng history as that of ** THE SAVAGE OF AVEYRON. '* 'TWAS in the mazes of a wood. The lonely wood of Aveyron, I heard a melancholy tone, It seem'd to freeze my blood 1 A torrent tear was flowing fast. And hollow was the morning blast. As o'er the leafless woods it past. While terror-fraught it stood I O ! mazy woods of Aveyron ! 175 O ! wilds of dreary solitude ! Amid thy thorny alleys rude I thought myself alone ! I thought no living thing could be O DO So weary of the world as me, While on my winding path the pale moon shone, ^Sometimes the tone was loud and sad, And sometimes dulcet, faint and slow ; And then a tone of frantic woe. It almost made me mad. The burthen was '* alone! alone !'* And then the heart did feebly groan, Then suddenly a chearful tone Proclaim'd a spirit glad ! ** O ! mazy woods of Aveyron ! " O ! wilds of dreary solitude, " Amid your thorny alleys rude *' I wish'd myself — a traveller alone I 176 ** Alone,'* I heard the wild boy say, And swift he climb'd a blasted oak, And there while Morning's herald woke, He watch'd the opening day; Yet dark and sunken was his eye. Like a lorn maniac's, wild and shy. And scowling like a winter's sky, Without one beamy ray ! Then mazy woods of Aveyron, Then wilds of dreary solitude. Amid thy thorny alleys rude, I sigh'd to be — a traveller alone! *' Alone ! alone!*'' I heard him shriek, 'Twas like the shriek of dying man ! And then to mutter he began. But, O ! he could not speak ! I saw him point to Heav'n, and sigh, The big drop trembled in his eye, 177 And slowly from the yellow sky, I saw the pale moon break : I saw the woods of Aveyron, Their wilds of dreary solitude ! I mark'd their thorny alleys rude. And wish*d to be a traveller alone ! His hair was long and black, and he From infancy alone had been ! For since his fifth year he had seen None mark'd his destiny ! No mortal ear had heard his groan. For him no beam of hope had shone. While sad he sigh'd — " almie^ alone /'* Beneath the blasted tree ! And there, O ! woods of Aveyron ! O ! wilds of dreary solitude ! Amid your thorny alleys rude, I thought myself a traveller alone. VOL. III. N 178 And now upon the blasted tree He carv'd three notches, broad and long. And all the while he sang a song Of Nature's melody ! And tho' of words he little knew. And tho' his dulcet tones were few. Across the yielding bark he drew. Deep sighing, notches three ! O ! mazy woods of Aveyron ! O ! wilds of dreary solitude. Amid your thorny alleys rude. Upon this BLAsTtD OAK, no sun shone ! And now he pointed one, two, three, And now he shriek'd with wild dismay ! And now he pacM the thorny way. Quitting the blasted tree. It was a dark December morn, The dew was frozen on the thorn y ^19 But to a wretch so sad, so lorn. All days alike would be ! Yet, mazy woods of Aveyron ! Yet, wilds of dreary solitude ! Amid your frosty alleys rude, I wish'd to be — a traveller alone! I follow'd him along the wood. To a small sfrot his hands had made. Deep In a black rock's sullen sliade, Beside a tumblins: flood ! Upon the earth I saw him spread. Of wither'd leaves a narrow bed. Yellow as gold, and streak'd with red ; They look'd like streaks of blood ! Fall'n from the woods of Aveyron, And scatter'd o'er the solitude By midnight whirlwinds, strong and rude. To pillow the scorch'd brain, that throbb'd alone! ISO Wild berries were his winter food, With them his sallow lip was dy'df On chestnuts wild he fed beside, Steep' d in the foamy flood. Chequer' d with scars, his breast was seen, Wounds, streaming fresh with anguish keen ! And marks where other wounds had been. Torn by the brambles rude. Such was the Boy of Aveyron, The tenant of that solitude. Where still by misery unsubdu'd, He wander' d nine long winters, all alone ! Before the step of his rude throne The squirrel sported, tame and gay ; The dormouse slept its life away. Nor heard his midnight gfroan : About his form a garb he wore. Ragged it was, and mark'd with gore ; 181 And yet, whene'er 'twas folded o'er. Full many a spangle shone ! Like little stars, O ! Aveyron ! They gleam'd amid thy solitude! Or like, along thy alleys rude, The summer dew-drops, sparkling in the sun ! It once had been a lady's vest, White as the whitest mountain snow! Till ruffian hands had taught to flow The fountain of her breast ! Remembrance bade the wild Boy trace Her beauteous form, her angel face. Her eye that beam'd with heavenly grace, Her fainting voice, that blest ! When in the woods of Avlyron, Deep in their deepest solitude, Three barb'rous ruffians shed her blood. And mock'd, with cruel taunts, her dying groan. 162 Remembrance trac'd the summer bricrht. When all the trees were fresh and green, \\ hen lost the aUeys long between. The lady past the night ; She past the night bewilder'd w".ld. She past it with her fearles^^ child, Who rais'd his little arms, and smil'd. To see the morning light ! While In the woods of Aveyron, Beneath the broad oak's canopy. She mark'd aghast the ruffians three, W^aiting to seize the traveller alone ! Beneath the broad oak*s canopy " The lovely lady's bones were la-'d ; But since that hour no breeze has playM About the blasted tree ! The leaves all wither'd ere the sun His next day's rapid course had run. 183 And ere the summer day was done. It winter secm'd to be 1 And still, O ! woods of Aveyron, Amid thy dreary solitude The oak, a sapless trunk, has stood. To mark the spot where murder foul was done! From HER the WILD Boy learnt " alome:** She tried to say, my babe will die ; But angels caught her parting sigh. The BABE her dying tone ! And f om that hour the Boy has been Lord of the solitary scene. Winding the dreary shades between. Making his dismal moan! * Till, mazy woods of Aveyron ! Dark wilds of dreary solitude ! Amid your thorny alleys rude. 1S4 I thought myself alone ; And could a wretch more wretched be, More wild and fancy-fraught, than he, Whose melancholy tale would pierce an heart of STONE. END OF VOL. hi; T, Giliet, Printer, Salisbury-Square. THE LIBRARY OF THE UNIVERSITY OF NORTH CAROLINA AT CHAPEL HILL *^ PRESENTED BY THE WILLIAM A. WHITAKER FOUNDATION *>■