I •' -^-4 Jft^drwlt iidtUtam fMxx\i. - .r» i % V \^m ■ p v^ ■ n\. iff ■♦•ii» •4 ^1. \# -^ V-VS-^;-^ './.y G^^!^ ^ PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS, AND MIRROE, OF LIFE: EMBRACING THE TURF, THE CHASE, THE RING, AND THE STAGE INTKRSPEKSKD WITH ORIGINAL MEMOIRS OF SPORTING MEN, ETC. Homo sum, humani nil a mb ajuienum puto. — Terence. DEDICATED TO GEORGE OSBALDESTON, Esq. LONDON: PRINTED FOR WILLIAM TEGG AND Co., 73, CHEAPSIDE R. GRIFFI.V AND CO., GLASGOW J CUMMING AND FERGUSON, DUBLIN. 1847. GEORGE OSBALDESTON, ESQ. Dear Sir, In accordance with the axiom that PubUc Men are public property, I have done myself the honor of dedicating the Book of Sports to your notice ; and, in my humble opinion, I trust that I have done so from the right sort of Taste, nay more, ''good Taste;" or, as an Artist might observe, I hope that it is" in perfect keeping" with the Character of the work : — To gild refin'd s;old, to paint the lily, To throw a perfume oa the violet ! (as our immortal Bard has so beautifully expressed it) Is wasteful and ridiculous. Therefore, Sir, Flattery, or any thing in the shape of it, is entirely out of the question; and far, very fai, rest assured, from my aim: although I feel not the slightest hesitation, asserting, that it is nothing else but a " bit of good truth" in addressing "the Squire,"* as the ATIiAS OF THE SPOilTi:WG ^WORIi3>. Indeed, Sir, I feel so strong in my opinion the above title is correct, and universally acknowledged to be such by every Sportsman, from one end of the Kingdom to the other, that I consider it is Three to One in my favor. Success, in an unparalleled degree. Sir, has attended your exertions in numerous Matches with which you have been engaged, that it would be utterly impossible to enumerate one half of them without making this Dedication as long as " Patterson's Road Book." In every point of view in which you have been connected with the Sporting World, it is a well-known fact that the whole of your movements have rendered you conspicuous by the Game, Blood, and Bone which you have displayed in them — either in your own person ; or, in that show of excellence, which has characterized the high-bred cattle under your control. As a Breeder of Hounds, it is acknowledged that " the Squire's hlood is de facto in the highestrepute in the Sporting World !" As a mighty Hunter, and a passionate Lover of the Chase, no man ever distinguished himself in the field with so much superiority and talent — realizing a complete portrait of the thorough-bred Sportsman ; an intrepid and daring Leader ; neck or nothing ; regardless of any thing like fear, and only HARK FORWARD ! SEE THE GAME, ITS IN VIEW ! t On the Race Course, Sir, in performing the part of a Jockey in your own right, as a Rider, the name of Osbaldeston, has claimed notoriety for its excellence from the best Judges of Horsemanship. ♦ During the period that Mr. Osbaldeston had the Quorn Hounds, three of the four packs which hunted iu the same county, were the property of Noblemen ; and for the sake of distinction, his friends conferred on him the familiar title of " The Squire. ' t It was his custom to turn out every day in the week, weather permitting ; and, after Christmas, as the days increased in length, he had often TWO PACKS, out on the same day, a circumstance before unheard of. Besides, for a succession of Sea- sons in Leicestershire he hunted his own hounds six days a week. IV DEDICATION. As a Cricketer of the very first class, either with the Bat or the Ball, you have always been hailed with the greatest delight by the lovers of that manly and noble game. And, upon the Water, S'w, no Gentleman Has feathered his oar with so much skill and dexterity, Winning each heart and deligliting each eye ? like yourself, as if O Id Father Thames had been the only element for " the Squire " to have shown off his capabilities to the world, in order to win, and nothing else. Equally so, Sir, have you proved yourself completely ' at home' with the 'use of the scull,'* with which, in several ' funny ^ matches, the admirers of Aquatic Sports have pronounced you a blade of the first water. For the skill, nerve, and tact, which you have displayed at all times, in various Trotting Matches ; I have not * travelled out of my road' to observe, that you have astonished the "Knowing Ones." You also have handled the ribbons ; out alcng the^rad; and as a Whip, " the Squire " stands equally conspicuous in the Annals of Trotting. To bring down your bird ; bag lots of game ; and floor myriads of pigeons .from the trap, I have only to name the Red House; when the crack Shots, one and all of them will cry out — " Enough !" But, lest any thing might be thought to be wanting to show that I had not made out a strong case in my favor, respecting the Dedication of the Book of Sports to George Osbaldeston, Esq. as a matter of * good Taste !' I have only, by way of a climax, to call to my aid, the Herculean Match of riding Two Hundred Miles in the hitherto unheard- of short space of time — Eight Hours and 39 minutes; and then, I prove myself a winner to all intents and purposes. If I cannot use the brush with the excellence of a Landseer to convey my sentiments with that sort of rich colouring which the sub- ject so justly deserves, I trust that my pen and ink sketch of "The Squire" will not be pronounced out of drawing ; but rather on the con- trary, true to the principles of Nature, I likewise hope the light and shade of my Sporting Portrait will be found correct ; and the likeness most clearly show to the Sporting World, that the appellation of a Nonpariel — a Phenomenon — and an OUT-AND-OUTER apply, in every point of view, to the character of George Osbaldeston, Esq., and the motto to be placed under it — "What Man dare, I dare!' Then, Sir, long, very long, may you continue to prove the delight and ornament of the Sporting World ; and also to ' keep the game alive !' In so doing, I flatter myself that your constant attachment towards all manly sports will not let you overlook the Ring, as a requisite article, towards Match-making. I have the honor, Sir, to remain, with the most manly sincerity and freedom, your very humble Servant, July 21, 1832. PIERCE EGAN. * If I might fake the liberty to pun, or indulge in a 'tiny bit' of ^porting phra- seology (at the same time anxious to avoid offence), I should say, without the fear of contradiction, and also independent of Dr. Spurzheim, that " the scull of the SoniRE* is screwed on the right way !" PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. THE SWELL DRAGSMAN OF " THE AGE." With spiiits gay vje mount the box, the tits up to the traces, Ouv elbows square, all so prime, dash oft" to Epsom Races: With Buxtou bit, bridoon so trim, three chesnuts and a grey. Well couple up, my leaders tliere ! Ya I hip ! we bowl away. It may, perhaps, be necessary to observe, in commencing the " BOOK of SPORTS," hat to " START well" is one of the greatest objects in life ; in fact, a good start, as the Stewards assert, backed by the knowing or experienced sort of folks at Epsom, Ascot, and Doncaster races, is half-way towards winning the gold cup ; therefore, the Editor of the Book of Sports is most anxious to obtain the start; or, in other words, that he may be enabled to get over the ground like nothing else but a " good one," and also to arrive at the winning-post with ease, in style, and to a certainty : Hark forward, my boys, see the game it's in view : we, therefore, hope that our vehicle on the Road of Life will be found compact, firm, and " all right, " and composed of the best materials; that our cattle will prove them- B 2 PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. selves to be ihorough-hred, and that our cha- rioteer will not be found wanting to render the journey, at all times, pleasant, full of in- terest, and of importance to the traveller. But, as the Editor has always been, and always will be, fond of "a bit of good TRUTH," he does not want the courage to assert, that it is far from his intention to be as prim as a Puritan, or as low and saucy as a donkey boy in his travels ; yet, perhaps, a tiny bit of the Paul-Pry may be seen attached to his efforts, in order to procure information ; but nevertheless, he trusts that nothing of " the Marplot" will be discovered in his character. To resemble the busy bee, if pos- sible, by " sipping sweets from every flower," but without leaving any of the sting behind him, will be one of the Editor's most de- cided points in the Book of Sports, i. e. " Nothing extenuate, or set down aught in malice." In short, " Variety is our motto — every thing by fits and starts — and nothing long, dull, or prosing, to occupy our columns ;" indeed, to make it a "BOOK for every Body ;" in which, topics will be introduced to interest the Duke and attract the Commoner, to please the Rich Man and afford amusement and information to the Poor One ; but never to give the slightest offence, by " o'erstep- ping the modesty of Nature!" A book to be found welcome at all tables — a cheerful tire-side companion ; and an interestingfellow- traveller, either in a post-chaise, or a stage coach. Under the Poet's idea, that " the proper study of mankind is man ;" and to catch the manners living as they rise : — " One negro say one ting, you take no offence, Black and uhite be one colour a hundred year hence ; And when Massa Death kick him into a grave, He no spare negro, buckra, nor massa, nor slave : He dance, and he sing, and a banger thrum, thrum, Hefonlish to tink what tomorrow may come. Lily laugh and be fat, de best ting you can do. Time enough to be sad when you kickura-boo." So says the Editor; therefore he wishes that sadness may always be a day's march behind us ; and to follow the excellent advice, given gratis by the late Lord Chancellor Erskine, " that a little mirth in this melancholy life is a good thing." Therefore, it is our intention to be merry and wise ; and although we do not puff ourselves off as an Atlas, capable of carrying the world upon our shoulders, neither «s strong as a Samson, who slew thousands with the jaw bone of an ass, nor so romantic a chevalier as Don Quixotte, who attacked wind-mills ; yet, nevertheless, we mean to Boole all the wit that crosses our path — to note down all the talent we meet with in our pursuits through life ; and to make use of our eyes towards keeping a good look out upon all occasions, to increase our stores of amuse- ments ; that is to say, to be alive to all the movements of the Sporting World ; to Chant the pleasures of sporting, the charms of a race. And ne'er be at fault at a mill or the chace. To be awake at the Theatres, in order to per- petuate the doctrine of our immortal Bard, " to hold, as it were, the mirror up 'to Na- ture ;" and be able to show our passport, if required, at the turnpike-gate of Knowledge, as to an acquaintance with society in general — FoRTCNE in men has some small difference made. One Haunts in rags, one flutters in brocade ; The cobler apron'd, and the parson gown'd. The friar hooded, and the Monarch crown'd. " What differ more (you cry), than crown and cowl V I'll tell you, friend, a wise man and a fool! If then, in the recital of our anecdotes, we cannot prove ourselves as funny as Jack Reeve, we will endeavour to keep him in our eye, as an excellent model to produce mirth and laughter : also, if it is not within our grasp to tell our stories like Liston, to keep our readers continually on the broad grin; nevertheless, we will put as comical a face upon the subject as our capabilities will allow us to do ; and lastly, though not the least, in the Court of Momvs, if we should not be able to give that sort of pith and strength of humour by way of illustration to our tales, like the much-admired, irresist- ible comedian, Charles Mathews, we shall exert ourselves to be as near " at home," as possible ; or, in other words, no exertions shall be wanting on our part (if we cannot command it), to deserve success. We now start for the winning-post, with a sketch of real life : — THE SWELL DRAGSMAN OF "AGE!" THE Or, in plain English, a well-dressed Stage Coachman ; but the character of the thing must be preserved — and a driver of four ' good uns' ought not to be described with any thing like the gravity of a parson, whose " good ones" are of another guess sort ; there- fore, if a 'tiny bit' of slang now and then PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK Uh SPORTS. i^Iiould pop out, it must only be consiflercd ill keeping with the picture. His late Majesty, King George the Fourth when Prince of Wales, could ' push along,' keep moving, with his four ' nonesuches,' and give the ' ^o-by' to all his nobles like fun ; indeed, the Prince was the delight of all the jockies and coachmen in the kingdom ; but amongst the grooms, huntsmen, and whippers- in, at Brighton, Windsor, Newmarket, &c., he was their idol. His late Majesty had always a taste for driving, and very much at- tached to the turf. Not very long liefore he died, he asked one of his grooms, with whom he Avas conversing on the subject of his racing stud — " Well," said the King, " and what do they say of me at Newmarket?" — *' What do they say of your Majesty," replied the groom, " why they say that you are the most varmint of 'em all, and they wish that ■hey had you back again at Newmarket." The phrase " varmijif was a cant term in the days of the merry monarch Charles II., and was frequently used when speaking of him. The late high-minded, splendid, Duke of Bedford, who never stood still at trifles, but got over the ground with all the ease of a bowling-green, with a ' turn-out' worthy of one of the highest rank in the peerage, was also considered a first-rate coachman ; and likewise the never-to-be-forgotten Squire Mel- lish in the sporting world — who would not be second to any body, or at any thing — a first-rate charioteer, and nothing else, upon all occasions — with * neck or nothing' for his motto — galloping up and down the Brighton iiills, with all the playfulness of style and ease of manners, like the best bred gentleman iu a ball-room. I think I see him now on a Race Course, surrounded by characters of the first rank in society, communicating life and spirits to the circle ; indeed, he was a ' magnificent' fellow on horseback ; a com- plete hero on the box ; and an ' out-and-outei' in every other point of view upon the Turf, and all the et ceteras belonging to it ; and, * take him for all in all,' I have seen nothing liketlie late Squire Mellish since that foe to the human race. Death, placed him under it. And last, though not least in the ' Scale of Merit' in the whip line, the present venerable Sir John Lade, bart., the father of the driving- school for gentlemen. The ease and elegance displayed by Sir John in handling the reins, was quite a picture to the admirers of good coachmanship — his eye was pi-ecision itself, and he was distinguished for driving to an inch. Sir John'smemorable wager of driving through a gate only wide enough to admit his carriage, almost with the rapidity of light- ning, two-and-twenty times in succession, and scarcely allowing himself room to turn round, sets this matter of fact at rest : — such a superiority of command had the once gay, dashing, baronet over his high-bred cattle. This will account, in some degree, for the Brighton road having been conspicuous for upwards of the last fifty years for tirst-rate coachmen; indeed commoners, mere whips- ters, would not have been able to have kept their seats, but have been voted, by the visitors of this splendid watering place, of • no jise,' and compelled to retire from the stage. Tlie late George Shncofik, as the term goes now-a-days, was a ' rum one to look at,' but a ' good one' to get over the heavy ground on the Forest as light as he could, by keeping liis leaders to their work, and also making the wheelers do their duty; indeed, George was admitted to be a sound, practical coach- man, and the lives of his passengers were considered safe under his protection ; and a truly facetious fellow into the bargain. He had a tale for every body on the coach, and one or two to spare for his friends in the evening, when he left his coach to ' blow a cloud,' take his glass, and keep the ' game alive,' until the hand of the clock pointed out to him it was time to ' rack up' for the night, and also that coachmen, like other folks who have business to look after, must go to roost. George had a great many merry little ' dodges' belonging to his character — and was a great favorite both up and down the road. The gentlemen passengers he caused to laugh heartily at his comical jokes ; and the fair ones to smile, but not to blush ; his wit was always so well wrapped up ; George being a family man, and fully aware of the necessity of 'keeping the line.' But it was a perfect treat to hear him get the Johny Raws ' in a string,' by telling them to have a care of the phantasmagoria sort of sights, which would stare them full in the face at every turn in the metropolis. ' The London ghosts are a queer set of chaps,' said George, ' and very likely to make your teeth chatter again, if you only look at them ; but, if you touch them, it is all up with you ; therefore, I say, be on your guard. Why, you would scarcely believe it, that a friend of mine, a very strong countryman, who had the hardi- hood to tackle one of those nothing sort of things, as he thought, to his great surprise, during the struggle for victory, every hair of his head became as thick as a broomstick,' The passengers, in general, were laughing from the beginning of their journey to the end of it ; and the whole of them felt sorry when George touched his castor, and said, " The coachman !" — " Remember the coach man !" said a gentleman one day, "d — n the fellow! I shall never forget him. I shan't get my jaws right again for some time, they have been so widely extended with laughing during the journey." " Why," said George, to a country fellow who expressed his astonishment at Simcock's lingo, '* when you have been as long upon the stage as I have, you then, perhaps, may see as many strange sights as I have seen." — " Lord ! Measter Simcock," replied the Johny Raw, " What, have you ever been upon the B 2 PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. ttage; one of those strolling player sort of chai)S that go about the country living by iheir wits? I never heard of it before, I de- clare." — " Yetf," answered George, " to be Bure I have ; and performed a great many parts ii. my time : don't you see I am on the stage now," ~" Lord, so you, be Measter Siincock," said the yokel, " how droll ! — well, I never thought of that before. You really are such a funny fellow, it is worth all the fare only to keep you company up to London. " It is well known that poor George Simcock was the delight of that stage on wliich he exercised his talents ; but, like other great actors, with all his knowledge and care, he suffered ' Old Death' to get the whip-hand of him, and who compelled George to quit his box against his will, and also to laugh on the other side of his mouth. It is also true that his place has been supplied ; but his box has never since been filled by any of his successors like the original ' rum one.' No, indeed ; ' no more like my father than I am to Hercules.' — Peace to his manes! Sum Goodman and ' the S)iows' were well known on the Brighton road as first-rate coachmen — safe drivers — prime cattle — with elegant turn-outs, and gentlemanly behaved men in every point of view, long, very long, before the late Harry Stevenson had ever entertained the slightest notion of mounting the box as a coachman for hire, and becoming a competitor with the above experienced dragsmen. In fact, it might almost have been observed that the road, which they had passed over so many years with credit to themselves and satisfaction to their passengers, exclu- sively belonged to them ; they were so punc- tual to their time, did their business like clock-work, and civil and attentive to all their patrons, that nothing, it was thought, would have had any chance with them, they played their parts so well upon the stage. For months together were Goodman and Snow seen driving up to London and down again to Brighton every day, actually performing six hundred and twenty-four milts in the course of every week, regardless of wind and weather, and in opposition to clouds of dust, storms of hail and rain, and violent tempests of thunder and lightning. Indeed, it was the general opinion of the inhabitants of Brighton that any thing like an opening for a new coach was entirely out of the question ; that Sam Goodman, as the punsters had it, was nothing else but a ' good' man ; indeed, his points were all good. He was lively in conversation — full of anecdote — anxious to give satisfaction to all parties ; and Sam could handle subjects in general with as much ease and freedom as he handled his reins. And although the quotation of Shaks- peare might be made use o' against his op- ponent Snow — " Wert thou as chaste as ice, or as pure as snow, thou shalt not escape calumny," yet, nevertheless, he stood equally ja favor with the visitors to and from Lou- don ; and, in spite of a hot burning sun at times, and during the nielting moments of summer, yet Snow was always to be seen as a fixture upon his box, completely unchanged in his duty towards his passengers and liis horses. The obstacles thus thrown in the way of Stevenson to deter him from the at- tempt of starting a new coach at Brighton had not the desired effect ; he thought other- wise, and therefore with the advice of bis friends — he " took the road." Stevenson, it appears, had received his education at Cambridge ; but, notwithstand- ing the degrees he had taken at that cele- brated seat of learning, pi~udence and economy were not amongst them. He soon got rid of his patrimony in mixing with society, and " keeping it up," as otlier swells of his ac- quaintance were wont to do. Harry Steven- son was ultimately " told out." The treasury became empty ; and it was with him, " pockets to let, unfurnished." "He could not beg," and " to dig he was ashamed ;" to become a clerk, or to stand behind a counter, were ideas too groveling to be adapted to tlie taste of a ci-devant gentleman ! Yet something must be done to make the pot boil : breakfast was absolutely necessary to keep up an ap- pearance in life ; dinner he could not dispense with ; a cup of t'lankey, and a muffin, were equally essential to prevent the human frame from decay ; and supper, by way of winding up the day, a most important feature in the history of man's career. A glass of grog also wanting to iceep up the spirits — a cigar to cogitate over as to future events — or a bottle of wine to make the " wisit pleasant," if the funds and numbs could procure it. The stage then was the only thing that struck his fancy as the readiest road to preferment and riches; or, pernaps, a more humble phrase might better elucidate the matter, namely, " to keep the wolf from the door." In this dilemma— this state of nothingness — Stevenson was too high- minded to perform the character of Sponge, although a living must be procured for him some how or other. He was considered a crack gentleman driver — the hero of the tale — amongst all his pa/s who could " toolajervy," and also voted by them " a proper marvel- lous man" to appear before the public in the personification of a regular dragsman. Tlie practicability of the thing was canvassed by all his immediate friends — the points well considered — and the result — that Harry Ste- venson should make his debut not in a box at the opera, with an eye-glass to stare his way into elegant society amongst the Corinthians, but upon the box of a stage-coach, with a whip in his hand, to persuade the horses that they had a master behind them ; and likewise to obtain the good opinion of (whom, all in public or in private worship) the Town? His noble pals, fellow-collegians, and sprigs of nobility, were fully acquainted with the doctrine and advantages laid down by the late Lord Chesterfield, that a prepossessing PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPOBTS. appearance ia every tiling in Society — there- fore, in onler to lieigliten the dttnU of Steven- son upon the stage, directions were given for a new drag to" be made by the best workmen, calculated to " take tlie shine" out of every thing on the road. His (its, as tine as stars, possessing the qualities of race horses for speed, blood, and bone, with harness tasteful in the extreme, and placed on the pntds with as much studied attention and care as the diamond necklace round the lovely alabaster neck of a beautiful duchess, or the gold chain upon the most handsome countess in the world, to attract admirers ; and tiien the coachman, to correspond, or rather to harmonize, with the whole, a complete Pklham in his walk of life ; his dress was good, and his address of the same quality : his manners mild and in- teresting; his figure slight, but carrying with it the air of a gentleman, and his " pickers and stealers," as the classic might call them; his fingers and hands, as the sober sort of folks would term them ; or, as the sporting men would have it, his " bunch of fives," were protected from the inclemency of the rude elements by " white kid gloves." No "petted" race horse was ever brought to the starting post in better trim than the late Henry Stevenson ; indeed, he was ushered upon the stage under patronage of the very first quality, a young honorable, the son of a very eloquent nobleman in the House of Loids, placing himself by his side on the box, the roof of the coach also covered with several young gentlemen connected with some of the highest families in the kingdom. The state of the crowd was completely gratified ; his cad (or assistant) also better attired than ' usual, to keep the unison of things perfect, who placed the boxes, and handed up the passengers. Stevenson paying no other at- tention but to his horses, and when the signal was given "all riglit," his start was a first rate thing altogether— a 7've arrived in safety at his house. " This anecdote will, I think, establish the USEFULNESS OF PUGILISM ; had my friend been as little knowing in the science as his adversa- ries, very dreadful miglit have been the conse- quences, because might in that case would have overcome right, unless the fellows would have had patience to wait till he ran home for his sword; and then, indeed, he might have killed them in a gentleman-like manner. " Every thing has its uses and its abuses. But, though this be granted, shall we neglect the use, because it may possibly bring the abuse along with it ! I have heard declaimers against the science of bruising say, ' that a knowledge of self-defence makes people quarrelsome.' If I may speak, from very limited experience, I think the contrary. 1 was well acquainted with Perkins, and never in my life saw a more harmless, quiet, inof- fensive being. I have the pleasure of knowing GuLLEY : — yes, reader — the pleasure! I would rather know him than many Sir Byllis and Sir Dillys, and he is neither quarrelsome, turbulent, nor overbearing. " One evening, I accompanied honest Jack Emery to a tavern in Carey-street, kept by John Gullev. As we passed along, Emery said, ' You conceive, I dare say, Romney, that I am going to introduce yoa into a society of rogues and pick-pockets, and if you can compound for the loss of your purse and handkerchief, it will be a lucky escape ; but rest assured you are mistaken — Gulley's house is, of course, open to all descriptions, but the majority of his customers are people of reputation and respectability.' " This account, I confess, was some relief to my mind, where a considerable degree of pre- judice existed against prize-fighters, and the houses they frequent, Gulley' was unfortu- nately from home, but Crib, the champion of England, was officiating as his locum-tenens, and handing about pots of porter and grog with persevering industry. Mrs. Gulley, a neat little woman, civil and attentive, super- intended the business of the bar ; where, through Emery's interest, for I found he was in high favor , we obtained leave to sit. Crib uncorked and decanted, but could not give us his company (which to me, as a novi- tiate in such scenes, would have been a treat) owing to the business of the house, which he seemed to pursue much to its master's interest. Crib, who had obtained popularity by his prowess, was originally a coal-heaver, and has several brothers in the same employment: he is sturdy and stout built, about five and twenty, stands five feet eight inches, clumsy in appearance, rather hard featured, with a profile not unlike Cooke the tragedian. Me is, I believe, a good-natured, quiet fellow, and after we had detained him a few minutes in conversation, "Well," said Emery, "what do you think of the greatest man in his way, or perhaps any other can boast ? for Gpllbt has altogether declined the btisinees." PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. 13 " ' Why, to speak the truth, notwHhsi.anding your caution, I expected, in a house kept and frequented by boxers, to have seen nothing but blackguards, and lo have heard nothing but blasphemy ; but I am so pleasingly de- ceived, and so comfortably situated, that I believe this will not be the last visit I shall pay Mrs. Gulley.' " — Rilei/s Itinerant. Lord Byron's Taste for Boxing. Among the least romantic (says his Lord- hip's biographer, Mr. IMoore), perhaps, of the exercises in which he took delight was that of boxing or sparring. This taste it was that, at a very early period, brought him ac- quainted with the distinguished professor of that art, Mr. Jackson, for whom he continued through life to entertain the sincerest regard, — one of his latest works coniaining a most cordial tribute, not only to the professional, but social qualities of this sole prop and orna- ment of pugilism. During his stay at Brighton this year, Jackson was one of his most con- stant visitors, — the expense of the professor's chaise thither and back being always defrayed by his noble patron. He also honored with his notice, at this time, D'Egville, the ballet- master, and Grinialdi, to the latter of whom he sent, as I understand, on one of his benefit nights, a present of five guineas. Having been favored by Mr. Jackson with copies of the few notes and letters, which he has preserved out of the many addressed to him by Lord Byron, I shall here lay before the reader one or two, which bear the date of the present year, and which, though refer- ring to matters of no interest in themselves, give, perhaps, a better notion of the actual life and habits of the young poet, at this time, than could be afforded by the most elab- orate, and in other respects important cor- respondence. They will show, at least, how very little akin to romance were the early pursuits and associates of *he authorof Childe Harold, and, comoined with what we know of the still less romantic youth of Shakspeare, prove how unhurt the vital principle of genius can preserve itself even in atmospheres ap- parently the most ungenial and noxious to it. TO MR. JACkSOJ*. " N. A. Notts, Sept. 18, 1808. " Dear Jack, — I wish you would inform me what has been done by Jekyll, at No. 40, Sloane-square, concerning the pony I returned as unsound. " I have also to request you will call on Louch at Brompton, and inquire what the devil he meant by sending such an insolent letter to me at Brighton ; and at the same time tell him I by no means can comply with the charge he has made for things pretended to be damaged. " Ambrose behaved most scandalously about the pony. You may tell Jekyll if he does not refund the money, I shall put the affair into my lawyer's hands. Five and twenty guineas is a sound price for a pony, and by — , if it costs me five hundred pounds, I will make an example of Mr. Jekyll, and that immediately, unless the cash is returned. " Believe me, dear Jack, &c. However singular it may appear, it is true, that on the morning of the funeral of his mother, having declined following the remains himself, he stood looking, from the abbey door, at the procession, till the whole had moved off; then turning to young Rushton, who was the only person left besides himself, he desired him to fetch the sparring-gloves, and proceeded to his usual exercise with the boy. He was silent and abstracted all the time, and, as if from an effort to get the better of his feelings, threw more violence, Rushton thought, into his blows than was his habit; but, at last, the struggle seeming too much for him, he flung away the gloves, and retired to his room." The late Lord Byron, to use a sporting phrase, "set-to" with the gloves better than most gentlemen, leaving noblemen entirely out of the question. He was fond of sparring as a science ; he also admired it as a manly, noble art — an art that taught him the value of self-defence, and to support the true cha- racter of an Englishman, wit hout resorting to the aid of the dagger, pistol, ball, or any other deadly weapon. He was likewise attached to sparriyig as an e.rercise, in •which he was well assui-ed had its advantages towards the promotion of h'='alth, cheerfulness, and long life. His Lordship, like his poetry, always entered into the spirit of the thing ; — he viewed hoxhig as a national propensity — a stimulus to true courage ; and, like the most illustrious personage in the kingdom, he was not afraid of •A'ltnessing a fight in the prize ring. In setting-to, his lordship was never afraid of meeting the attack, but, on the contrary, ho received with coolness fioni his antagonist, and returned upon his oppo- nent with all the vigour and confidence of a master of the art. If his Lordship was not a Don Juan in every part that he undei*- took, he nevertheless must be viewed in the character of a hero; a common-place situation in any department of life would not suit the enlarged mind of the author of " Childe Harold." Lord Byron saw things in a very different light from most other men ; and, with all his errors, his premature death was an immense loss to his country. His Lordship soared above the humbug, jant, and prejudice of his day ; and in the most laudable manner he exposed hypocrisy wherever it crossed liis path, and, rather unlike the "privileged order" to which he belonged, he appeared quite at his ease, and made himself as comfortable and agreeable in the humble dwelling of an ac quaintance to those he saw around him as if he had been sojourning in the loftiest palace in t'ae kingdom. Lord Byron admired abili'y 14 PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. in every shape ; his Lordship was a man of the world, and not that fastidious sort of per- sonage to view men, as it were, through a microscope, to obtain a knowledge of their feelings and manners. He mixed with society in all its different shades ; he heard men talk according to their situations in life ; he saw their gestures, and he listened to their opinions, as a kind of finger post to become acquainted with the various traits of human nature ; he warmly supported his brother poet's idea : " That a man 'a a man for a* and a' that." The late Lord Byron has been seen with several other first-rate characters in the veteran Tom Cribb's house enjoying his glass ofwine.and conversing upon subjects connected with the sporting world, in the most animated style; indeed, his lordship was well aware that an author whose intentions were to dis- play something like originality in his writ- ings, ought to view every thing in the different walks of life with the most marked attention. The movements of mankind were very import- ant features in the " tablet of his memory," and to be treasured up with advantage to himself, in order to be improved upon at his leisure, and made known to the public at some future period of his existence, with all .he embellishments of a superior artist, after he manner of " Tiie poet's eye in a fine phrensy rolling." As a proof of the above assertion, it should seem that Lord Byron was most anxious to establish himself in the opinion of the world as a painter of real life— that his Ukejiesses were correct to a shade, and likewise his characters on the canvas should discover their own natural dialogue, without the aid of art. His Lordship, to show his versatility of talent, and his intimate knowledge of the various grades of society, had no objection now and then to give the " sublime and beau- tiful" touches of his pen a holiday, that he might descend a few steps from his high abode in the literary world, even with pro- priety, as a writer on men and manners, amidst the lowest of the "low folks," to describe some " doings," with a pecu- liarity of touch ; exhibiting a fidelity of research; and sanctioned by the glowing colours of truth. The following quotation from the poem of Don Juan, Canto XL, stanza 19, and notes, will amply suffice :— "He fiom the world had cut oflf a great man Who in his time had made heroic bustle ; Who in a row, like Tom, could lead the van, Booze in the ken, or at the syell-i^en hustle ! Who queer a flat ! Who (spite of Bow-street s ban) On the high toby-spice so fl-ash the muzzle ; Who on a lark, with black-eyed Sal (his blowing J So prime, so well, so smutty, and so knowing!* * If there be any gemman so ignorant as to require a traduction, I refer him to my old friend and corpo- real pastor and master, John Jackson, Esq., professor of pugilism ; who, I trust, still retains the strength and synr.metry of his model of a form, together with nis good humour, and athletic as well as mental ac- XHnplifihmeuts. The advance of science and of language nas rendered it unnecessary to translate the above good and true English, spoken in its original purity by the select mobility and their patrons. The following is a stanza of a song which was very popular, at least in my early days : — " On the high toby-spree flash the muzzle In spite of each gallows oltl scout. If you at the spell kin can't hustle You'll be hobbled in making a clout. Then your blowing will wax gallows haughty. When she hears of your scaly mistake. She'll surely turn smitch for the forty. That her Jack may be regtilar weight." N. E. In accordance with the above wish of the late Lord Byron, although at the dis- tance of several years since Don Juan made its appearance before the public, the numerous friends in the sporting world of Mr. Jackson will be pleased to hear that he does retain his good humour, and athletic as well as mental accomplishments ; the following letter having been lately received by the editor of the " Book of Sports." 4, Grosvenor Street West, Grosvenor Place. My Dear Sir, I am sorry I have only the Sport- ing Magazine from 1S22 to 28, which I pre- sume will furnish you with no information you are not in possession of. Should you wish to see them they are quite at your service. I have annexed Mr. Galley's address Wishing you every success in all your under- takings, and that you and family are quite well, I remain. Very sincerely yours, Jan. 18, 1832, JOHN JACKSON. P. Egan, Esq. Daniel Dabb! Written by Thomas Tucker, one of the Crack* Club. The present period appears to be " the reign of the Tommy's," in the world of poetry, and, rather singular to observe, they have all amused the state, and the community have been highly pleased with their productions. There are to be met with, if the reader should have the good fortune to pounce upon them, in some of his strolls of an evening in the metro- polis, the justly celebrated Anacreon Tommy Moore; the delightful " Pleasures of Hope," Tommy Campbell ; the merry Punster, Tommy Hood; the Spelli Writer, Tommy Dihdin ; the Crack Poet, Tommy Tucker; "and last, though not least, in our dear loves," the convivial Poet, "Tommy Hudson, who not only writes his songs, but sings them " excellently well" into the bargain, and in a style of real comic humour, peculiar to him- self. In consequence of Dan. Dab. being a. • Crack, the; or, All the Crack. The fashion able theme. The Gol— Grose, f Spell—a. cant term for the Theatre PIERCE EGAN'S KOOK OF SPORTS. 15 crack article in the regions of fun and laughter, and some of the literary pirates of the day having made an attempt to rob Tommy Tucker of the merit due to his song, w-e are induced more especially, on that ac- count, to give publicity to it, that Tommy may enjoy the crack of his own composition. SONC. There was a man, named Daniel Dabb, (A hapless man was ho), Who sometime lived in a sea-port, But it was not Pnrt.sra. He dealt in fish and mended shoes. But could not make it do. Although he sometimes sold njislt. And sometimes soIkI a shoe. So of a quack he learned to bleed. And draw teeth with precision. And as he knew the /leeltng art. He set up as physiciaji. He took a cellar, which you know Is always under ground. And sometimes licel'd a pair of shoes. And sometimes IteaVd a wound. ' By fish and shoes and drugs,' said Le^ ' I hope I shall rise higher. For by a cellar I can't live. Unless I have a buyer. On wealth I've staked my all and last. And trust that I sliall win it. For if a tray of trades won't win, 1 think the deuce is in it.' But people would not have teeth drawn. Because it gave them pain ; And bleeding, when folks will not bleed, You know is all in vein. One day, when at his ccllar-licad He sat with doleful face, A servarft maid came up to him. And asked him for a plaice. He'd herrings shotten, though not shot, ITiat shone like any gem. And though he placed thera all in rows. Roes had no place in them. Sayi* Sue, ' they are all skin and scales. And full of bones within ;' Says he, I've mii.istls without bones, And very little s/cin .' Says Sue, 'they're poison, though I own That I for some with soy long ; And as for poison I've heard say. The French call all fish poisson. But I should like a little fish.' Says Dan, • I ve no white bait; And as the eels are slippery things, You'd better take a skate.' ' Oh no, a plaice 1 want, 'says Sus :' Says Dan, ' this is the case. Because I was not out in time. You see I'm out of plaice.' ' Indeed,' says Sue, ' why so am I, My mistress wants one stronger ; And though she says I am too short, She does not want me lunger.' ' If that's the case, dear Sue,' says Dan, ' Why something must be done So as we two are out of place. Why let us two make oue. To mend folk's shoes, and serve them fish, Some want of help I feels ; So while I drive nails in their toes. Why you can skin your eels.' ' Oh, no,' says Sue, ' that will not do ! I'll find some other work ; For since you are a mussel-man You'd use me like a Turk. So off she ran, and left poor Dan A disappointed elf; And when he'd cried fish all that day. At night he cried himself. .^'ext morn on a large nail he hung And hung till he was pale ; For though death took him off the hooks He could not off the nail. And when they bore him to the grave. She wrung her hands and cried ; And some one rung his knell, although It was for Sue-he-sighed. Feb, 1830, Dr. Abernethy and the Foxhuntek. Exercise is the best Physic. In spite of the doctor's well-known confi- dence, he was to be managed — and he was frequently defeated against his will, when he least expected it : although eccentric to the very echo of eccentricity, yet the eccentric man had the best chance with him in overcoming his peculiarities : the blunt man often got the better of the doctor's rudeness ; and the bold hero, something after the manner of " Greek to Greek," more than once or twice proved his master. The following incidents will illustrate his eccentricity. A jolly-hearted fox-hunter in the neighbourhood of Doncaster, one of those choice-spirits who had lived rather " too fast" for his constitution — devoted to his lass and his glass — fond of his dog and his gun — and " Yoicks ! hark forward, tally ho !" to him far sweeter sounds than Braham's ' Beau- tiful maid' — felt himself out of sorts — in other words, he could not tell what was the matter with him ; he therefore consulted the Bolus of the place, of whom the whole parish declared no man could better GUd a pill. Make a bill. Or bleed or blister ! But the country apothecai7, with all his Caleb Quotem sort of talent, proved of no use to the fox-hunter ; the complaint of the latter got worse and worse, and he was determined to consult, without any more delay, one of the faculty in London. Abernethy was pointed out to him as most likely to make him hearty again ; but, at the same time, it was intimated to him the reception he would probably meet with on making his bow. " Never mind," said he, " if I do not prove myself a match for the doctor, may my mare refuse the first leap she comes to ; may I never again be in at the death." On stating the nature of his com- plaint to Abernethy, the latter replied, " Sir, the sooner you go back, the better ; you have come on a fool's errand. I am no doctor." The fox-hunter, in great surprise, observed, " Per- haps, Sir, I have mistaken the house ; and if I have intruded myself into your company I am sorry for it. May I ask, Sir, is your name Abernethy ? " " Yes," replied the doctor, " Abernethy is my name." " Abernethy, and no doctor !" said the fox-hunter ; " but I have been told you are a joker — though a joke to a man who has come 200 miles is rather too much out of place for him to relish it !" " Joke or no joke," answered Abernethy, " you will finjt I am no doctor ; and the sooner you quit my 16 PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. house the belter," (getting up to ring tlie bell for the servant.) " Hear me, doctor Aberne- thy," replied the fox-hunter (pulling out his purse at the same time), '' I have not much knowledge it is true, but I trust I have too much sense to put my purse in competition with my constitution ; therefore, name your fee, and, be it great or small, I will give it to you. That you are a doctor, and a man of great skill, Fame reports all over the kingdom: your talents have induced me to travel 200 miles expressly for your advice ; therefore none of your tricks upon travellers. 1 will not be disappointed ! Advice I come for — and ad- vice I will have !" (running immediately up to the door, lacking it, and putting the key into his pocket.) He then held out his wrist to the doctor. " You icill have advice," echoed the doctor in a rage, " Insolent man ! not from me. I again tell you that I am no physician," The fox-hunter, putting himself in a boxing atti- tude, advanced towards Mr. Abernethy, and, in an offensive manner, exclaimed, " Then, by G — I will make a doctor of you ; and if you do not feel my pulse without any more equiv- ocation, I will feel yours, and also administer to you some points of my practice. I will likewise give you an emetic, without the smallest particle of physic in it, that shall make you sick for a month." The doctor, re- treating, said, with astonishment, " What are you about? Are you going to strike me?" "Yes," replied the fox-hunter, " I am as cool as a cucumber : and nothing shall stop me in my pursuit : dangers I fear not ; and to leap over a steeple is a trifling concern to me when the game is in view ; therefore, I again repeat, feel my pulse, or else " The doctor im- mediately laid hold of his arm, and in a sort of whisper, as the players have it, aside — exclaim- ed — " and a d d strong pulse it is !" then, in a louder tone, " suppose I had not felt your pulse — what then ?" " Why," replied the fox- hunter, with a most determined look attached to the expression, " I would have run you down sooner thun I would a fox : and have made you more timid than a hare, before you could have sung out for the assistance of either of the colleges." " The devil you would," said the doctor ; •* nevertheless, I admire your candour ; and I am not at all disposed to quar- rel with your bluntness ; and as you have been so extremely explicit with me, I will render myself as perfectly intelligible to you, and also with as much sincerity. Your pulse tells me that you are a far greater beast than the horse you ride; indeed the animal is the most prefer- able character of the two by comparison — your horse feels the spur and attends to it; the whip to him is not applied in vain ; and he eats, drinks, and takes his rest more like a rational being than his master. While, on the con- trary, the man with a mind, or at least who ought to possess something like the exercise of intellect, is all excess — he drinks to excess — he eats to excess — he hunts to excess— he smokes to excess." " Bravo, doctor, nay more. my friend," replied the fox-hunter, quite pleased, " only say that my pulse has been abused, but not worn out— that I shall once more be upon the right scent, and that the effects of training will enable me again io enjoy the * view halloo !' accompanied by rosy health, and I will be yours, &c., for ever I will do any thing, I will apologise to you — " " Retract one word that you have uttered," suppressing a smile, answered the doctor, " and I will be dumb ! and you will lose that advice you almost fought to obtain : first, buy my book, then let nature be your principal guide in future, and when you are at fault, Mr. Fox-hunter, consult page — , and you will be able to decide upon your own case." " Buy your book ?" said the fox-hunter, " aye, that I will ; and I should think it cheap, if it cost as much as Rees's Cyclopajdia. I will purchase it in a canter, and it shall be as bible-proof to me for the remainder of my life." " Do then, and make your exit without delay— 1 have lost too much time already," answered the doctor. " I am off like a shot," replied the fox-hunter, " but the first toast I shall propose at the club on my return home, will be ' Long life to Dr. Abernethy.' " " Fox-hunter, farewell ! " said the doctor, " Remember that your horse is your example — drink only when you are dry — satisfy your hunger when it requires it — and when Nature points it out to you, take rest !" The fox-hunter behaved liberally as to the fee — they shook hands together like meu who had a respect for each other — the doctor being perfectly satisfied that his patient belonged to that class of persons who are vulgarly deno- minated "rum customers;" and the fox-hunter did not quit the house of Mr. Abernethy, with- out being equally impressed that the" doctor was one of those extraordinary men not to be met with amongst 20,000 human beings ! — Metropolitan Mag. Love of Bears. It has been observed, with a great deal of truth, that " one man's meat is another man's poison," and the same assertion might be made respecting the difference of taste and attachment. In the recently published Tour, by Captain Frankland, in his visit to ths courts of Sweden and Russia, he observes, that " Count Ottermann was more remark- able for his love of bears than of the fine arts. It is i-elated of him, that when he gave a great dinner, he used to cause to be placed behind the chairs of his guests, a bear, which thrusting his shaggy head over the shoulder of the conrire, would growl out his supplica- tions for food, and extend his pawless stumps (for he was mutilated to prevent mischief) towards the table. How strange that a man, who ought to have passed his days in the ca- verns of the Orsine species, should have built and lived in a palace of marble and gold ! This is, indeed, barbarous magnifi- cence." PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. 17 MIRABILE DICTU! SHAVING A HORSE!!! ** The loj2;er we live," it is said, "the more '.vs shall see ;" but, in opposition to the above old adage, the quibblers assert, " there is nothing new under the Sun. !" But we most decidedly enter our protest against this doc- trine, and the ' Tale, or Circumstance,' we are about to unfold, will enable us to show that we have quite a New Feature in the history of our times, to lay before the public. It is true, that we have heard of the mighty doings of the Flying Childers ; the Phenome- non Trotting Mare ; the out-and-out Tom Thumb ; and the celebrated Eclipse. We have also seen Mr. Ducrow perform his unrivalled feats with his wonderful cattle ; in fact, evei-y thing connected with horses, has excited our attention, from the high-mettled racer down to the crib-biters, roarers, jibbers, and Rosinantes of all descriptions ; but, most certainly, we 'i. never, before the present instance, heard of in our lives, since we tirst saw the day-light. — a HORSE BEING SHAVED!!! But, without any furtlier remarks upon the subject, as facts are stubborn things and speak for themselves, we shall content ourselves with A round, unvamish'd tale I It must be admitted as one of the most ex- traordinary circumstances in the year 1831 ; nay more, as a capital ' wind-up' to that event- ful period; then thus it is : — Court of Conscience ! Field, a {Barbatic), versus Wells, Gent. The above personages did not employ coun- sel to assist them in this knotty affair ; but preferred, as the best mode of saving expenses, C 18 PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. to have a * Battle of Brains'' between them- selves ; and the Commissioners accordingly sat as umpires upon the occasion. The above cause excited considerable interest amongst the contending parties, as a question of some considerable importance between the Bur- batics of the metropolis and the dealers in horseflesh. The court was crowded to excess by the above description of characters ; and numerous bets were laid — siich as a gallon of ale to two quarts of heavy whet, and a bottle of rum to a quartern of max ; both parties were very sanguine as to the verdict ; there- fore, it was the ' Barbatic against the Prad ;' and, on the other hand, the ' Hanimal against the Barbatic.^ The case was opened by Mr. Field, the horse shaver; most certainly, not in that su- perlative style of eloquence, which distin- guishes the celebrated orations of Counsellor Phillips, who possesses the extraordinary fa- cility of language to give elegance to a mud cabin, and also to paint the heroine of it in all the glowing charms of a Venus de Medicis ; yet, nevertheless, Mr. Field opened his case in prime twig. He not only lathered his sub- ject well, but shared it from all doubts as clean as a whistle ; and also convinced the Commissioners that he had got a head upon his shoulders, and ' summut' inside of it. He, however, apologized for the awkwardness of his situation, and said he would be as ' brief as possible.' He had been told by one of his customers that ' Brevity was the soul of wit;' therefore, he would come to the point at once, without any more gammon. His appearance in the Court of Conscience, Mr. Field ad- mitted, was quite a new feature in his his- tory ; it was most true, that he had hid, in his little way of business, a great deal more to do with the head than with the heart ; he, there- fore, was extremely sorry that he could not quote Latin to answer his purpose, in order that he might put his argument in a proper train for the clear comprehension of the Com- missioners, whom he was given to understand were learned men, and much above his humble station in life. But he remembered reading somewhere or other, that when " Needs must, the Devil -d-but a lively squeak , Was echoed from rat to rat (a whole week), l-roic VVhitechapel church to Piccadilly, Of " Long life to grim Death— for boning Billy !" DAFFY. The Country Manager. " I could a tale unfold, whose lightest word Would — Shaksptare. " The manager welcomed our hero to Scanty Corner with a most llattering smile, and a hearty shake of the hand, observing to Pere- grine, "Your lordship's right welcome to Denmark." Screw was a complete actor in every part he undertook, excepting characters upon the stage. No man knew his cue better than the Brown Paper Manager. He was always perfect without the aid of a prompter The entrances and exits of life he had marked with a shrewdness scarcely equalled, but never excelled, by any of his brethren of the sock and buskin. Screw had self-possession to the very echo ; but his feelings, except pro- fessionally, were like the rock on which the rain that printless falls : yet he could laugh and cry herever those incidents were set down in his manuscript, and sometimes with tolerable humour, and even pathos. In his portraiture of bronze no artist could compete with him. His stock was so immense that he could have furnished twenty cross-exam- ining Old Bailey Barristers, without missing a single drop of it. In pursuit of a be-speak^ he was not to be denied with the common courtesies of life : rebuffs to him were never remembered ; the door shut against his re- peated calls was no offence; but he solicited, solicited, and solicited again, till the besieged party had no other resource left to get rid of his importunities but by granting him his re- quest. He was never seen to blush in. the whole course of his eventful history ; and often candidly conf -ssed he could not repre- sent such a passage, however strongly it might have been marked by the author. Mr. Screw and his name were never at variance, admitting the extremity of the pun. He was a most careful treasurer to himself, and always had a good balance in his own favour. His superior knowledge of accounts, in di- viding the shares of the receipts of his house between the company was above the compre- hension of all his performers: the Accountant General would have had no chance v/ith Mr. Screiv ; and Cocker driven out of the field. He was prepared at all points to treat with a stage-struck youth : Mr. Screw baited his trap so fninaringly that his heroes were caught, for a time, as fast as if they had been keld by a vice ; and when the delusion had subsided a little, the Brown Paper Manager was so well versed in the arts of dissimulation as to obtain a conquest a second time, by per- suading his " fresh caught victim" that he would form a better judgment on the merits of the case when time had mellowed his opinions. The weakness of youth answered his purpose ; and to manage the unsuspecting person was mere routine to Mr, Screw. His travels from town to town had done more for him towards obtaining a perfect knowledge of mankind, and an intimate acquaintance 22 PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. with men and things, than the nobleman with his tutor at his elbow, traversing foreign countries in search of information. Proteus was exactly the sort of per- sonage to suit the calculations of Mr. Screw. Peregrine was fiery, ardent, am- bitious ; bent upon a peculiar object, and not to be thwarted from his purpose by any trifling obstacle. " Mr. Proteus, per- mit me to show you the theatre," said Screw, " and introduce you to your brotherperformers in the green room.* You will tind amongst them several actors of immense talent. In my . theatre, some of the great dons who are now " strutting and fretting their hour " upon the boards of the Theatres Royal, made their first appearance as actors. I have, I assure you of the fact, Mr. Proteus, taught the best of them to speak, to walk, to sigh, to laugh, to start, to fence, to make love, to weep, and to do every thing that elevates the profession above all the other arts : but when I have done all this, sir, so ungrateful have these persons behaved to me that they have left my theatre for other engagements : the truth is, I am too liberal in bringing young men for- ward : I put them into all the good parts : I make no reserve for myself, like all other man- agers : indeed, I am content to doublei any character, and only anxious to make the most of every little bit. I have almost sworn that I would never teach another person the rudiments of our great art — that art, sir which makes the audience mistake art for nature : but I believe I must make an excep- tion in your favour, Mr. Proteus : you have been so strongly recommended to my protec- tion." You flatter me, Mr. Screw, 1 am afraid," replied Peregrine. " No ! upon my honour, I do not. However, I have merely to mention that Mr. Truncheon is my first tragedian, but he gives way to Mr. Pro- teus, owing to the brilliant character he has heard of his abilities. He is a Talma, a Kemble, a Kean, and a Young : that is to say, Mr. Proteus, he has a small taste of all ♦hose great actors combined in his own person. " Miss Made-up is my heroine : she is posi- tively an actress of all work ! a female Ros- cius. She is own sister to Melpomene and * Much as I have been about theatres, and inti- mately as. 1 have been acquainted vi^ith the sons of T/iespis, it never occurred to my mind to inquire the origin of the title of the Green Room ; but in Mr. Screw's company no explanation -was required by Pe- REORiNE. It appeared to the astonishment of Proteus, most certainly, a green room, the grass growing- under his feet. A thin partition only separated the per- formers from a couple of animals belonging to the dairy. It was the cow-house contiguous to the bam, which had been engaged for the occasion, and fitted up, for a few nights only, by Mr. Screw as a theatre. Peregrine, on entering this most delectable recess, exclaimed, in the words of Bloomfield — The fields his study — Nature was his book. t By the word double is meant the necessity which often occurs in travelling companies, of the same in- dividual personating two characters in the same per- formance. Thalia. Miss Made-up is a Siddons in the highest walk of the tlrama ; and a perfect Jordan in the paths of comedy. She is a delightful creature. The fact is, Mr. Pro- teus, she is too beautiful for my theatre ; and I ought to have ten police oflicers in the pit to keep the gallants in order. You will make a fine Romeo to her Juliet. And I am only candid when 1 say, bewSre of her charms. In the balcony scene she is irresistible. ' Alack ! there lies more peril m thine eye Than twenty of their swords ? .ook thou but sweet, And I am proof against their enmity.* " Then, sir, we have Miss Scream-out^ who takes the lead in my operas. She is all nature. She despises art. You might encore her twenty times ; she is so strong, and so passionately fond of <«inging, that she never tires. Miss Scream-out has done more, in her professional exertions, Mr. Proteus, than ever Mrs. Billington did, or Catalani into the bargain. She has performed for me at twenty fairs, and sung thirty songs a day — No, no, I beg pardon, I should have said towns. Iler pitch is very high ; and she can descend with the utmost ease and rapidity, to the lowest note in the scale. But I suppose I shall not be able to keep her : those fellows from the Italian Opera have been buzzing about her lately, with the most tempting offers to sing upon their stage. I have been in griej about it for the last week ; and did not sleep a wink during the night, so restless have I been upon the subject. I really don't know who would be a manager, Mr. Proteus. " In my ballet department I have a treasure indeed. JVIiss Kick-her-hef.ls is not to be equalled in the United Kingdom : I have seen them all. I am an old manager, Mr. Proteus, I have the whole corps-de-ballet, as it were, under my eye ; and most of them have danced upon my stage, though I suppose they are too proud now to own it. The attitudes of Pari- soT were superlatively good ; she was grace- ful, elegant, and fascinating : and Del Caro, in her line, delightful ; but, nevertheless, give me Miss Kick-her-iieels against any dancer I ever saw. Her Columbine is far superior to the once celebrated Mrs. Wybrow ; and the Messrs. Adams and Dennets, the cracks of their day, must yield the palm to my heroine. On the slackwire, the rope, the ground, and cutting in the air, she is a none-such 1 For a hornpipe, sir, rely upon my Avord, there was not a Jack tar throughout the fleet but would have sooner forfeited a fifty pound share of his prize money than have missed the never-to- be-forgotten steps of the lively Miss Kick- her-heels. All Portsmouth was in an uproar during her stay ; and Nancy Dawson looked upon as a fool, by comparison with my lady. Here again I must be candid, Mr. Proteus, and beg of you to be upon your guard against the very powerful attractions of Miss Kick-her-heels ! " Then last, but not the least, in the com- PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. 2b pany is my low comedian, Mr. Ephraim jNIhg- CUTTER. The history of the stage cannot boast such an original cutter of mugs as Ephrahn. He is a century before all the actors in the kingdom, living or dead : Tom Weston, Shuter, Noakes, Dodd, Parsons, Edwin, Mnnden, Dowton, Blanchard, Ox- berry, Matthews, and Emery, all very great men in their line I admit, but little ones when l^laced in competition with Ephraim. With as much pliability as putty, he can cry on one half of his face, and laugh on the other side at the same time. I will back him at odds against the Emperor of FACE-wiaAers (Mr. Liston) ; in fact, Mr. Proteus, I have been strongly pressed, nay, offered a handsome premium by the artists of the metropolis to let Mr. Mug-Cutter stand to them for a study. He has a fine face, abounding with expression, and full of capabilities, in which may be witnessed, highly tinted, all the great passions of Le Brun. Mug-Cutter is the very fool, too, that follows the advice of Shakspeare : he speaks no more than what is set down for him by his author, except when I give hiiii the word ad libitum. His comprehension is lively in the extreme : and inslantly he un- derstands every move and wink of my eyes. Mug-Cutter is a truly valuable fellow for ^pulling them in:' I must be permitted to correct myself, IMr. Proteus, I should have said, to invite an audience to witness the per- formances at my theatre. But after all, the greatest quality he possesses, in my mind, is his gratitude for the instruction he has re- ceived under my tuition : the Bank of En- gland, sir, could not tempt Mug-Cutter to leave my stage. Whenever he lets loose the reins of his imagination, my powers fail me, I must not attempt to give even an outline of his comic humour.^ At a country wake the other day, in grinning through a horse collar, for the prize of a pound of tobacco, several of the country boobies went into fit's with laughter. Mug-Culter was really great, Mr. Proteus, in the collar; lie~bad not the trick of the stage to second his efforts, and it was a rich portrait of nature. To sum up his character in little, the Blue Devils are put to flight in his presence ; the malady of the hypo- chondriac is forgotten in his company ; and the phrase, so incessantly made use of by the French, of ennui, is never to be experienced within one hundred yards of Mr. MvG-Cutter ! " I had almost forgotten to introduce to your notice, Mr. Proteus, my leader of the band, Mr. Teazer. He is a perfect Orpheus in his line, although he cannot draw sti-cks and stones after him. I never exaggerate sir,Iassure you, but itis truly extraordinary, as well as laughable, to witness the effects of his violin upon the nerves of the country people in general. During our circuit the other day, in removing from one town to another, we stopped at an inn to partake of some refreshment, when Mr. Teazer took out his violin, and played two or three tuues so sweetly as to occasion in an instant a general movement throughout the house. The land- lady could not stand still in her bar; and tnine host approached his customers in the most ludicrous style ; it was a hop, skip, and jump, with the waiters ; tlie daughters of the innkeeper left off mixing brandy and water to join in a reel ; and tiie whole of the com- pany kept nodding their heads, and shaking their feet, to keep time to the ravisiiing instrument of Mr. Teazer: such are the powers of my leader. To my taste, Mr. Proteus, and it is said of me, whether I de- serve the compliment or not, that I possess an excellent ear for music, the celebrated Giordani, Yiotti, Pinto, Salomon, Cramer, Weischell, and Spagnioletti were mere apolo- gies, compared with Mr. Teazer. His touches are so exquisitely fine, and his swell prodigiously grand and imposing. Handel would have been delighted with his know- ledge of harmony ; Mozart captivated by the brilliancy of his tones ; and Storace in ecstasy with the rapidity of his execution. Yet, nevertheless, I am sorry to say that Mr. Teazer is too fond of a ' drop,' which miglit prove a very distressing circumstance to my feelings, had I not brought my company to such a high pitch of excellence as to be enabled to perform an opera without the aid of music ! We can do stranjje things at country theatres, Mr. Proteus, which the metropolilai) places of amusement dare not attempt. " In pantomimes we are quite at home ; and, if our harlequin is not quite so elegant in his attitudes as those displayed by the father of Oscar Byrne in the party-coloured hero; so spirited as Jack Bologna; or so lively and active as Ellar, there is no ballet performer can strip hi:ii of his laurels on the ground. His pedigree is good ; indeed it is of the first quality in the pantomimic line : he is descended from the celebrated harlequin, Phillips, so celebrated in the days of George the Second at Southwark Fair, who, to please his majesty, and to show the deception and talent of his art, Phillips, at the command of his sovereign, leaped down his own throat. Our clown is no fool neither. He can dis- tance them all except Joey Grtmaldi. Du- bois, Delpini, Jack Follett, and Laurent, came the nearest to my hero amongst the host of clowns in town or country. It is saying no little for my fool in placing him second to Grimaldi ; in fact, I never saw au equal to the latter performer during the whole of my professional life. " When the managers of the classic thea- tres in the metropolis descended to employ horses to draw audiences to their houses, I trust, Mr. Proteus, that I need not make any apology in stating to you I once went round the country as the proprietor of a moving circus. " At Astley's I always admired the melo- dramatic pieces produced with the assistance of horses ; and considered them perfectly in 24 PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. character ; and I have also Deen most agree- ably entertained at the Royal Chcus with such like productions to represent the seat of war. But to a lover of the regular drama as I am, Mr. Proteus, you may depend upon it that I will never suflFer any performer of mine to be annoyed by the introduction of horses on the boards of my theatre. " But I will not tease you any more, sir, with the incalculable merits of my other per- formers : perhaps I may be too liberal in my disposition. Yet I never feel happy if I do not praise and reward merit as it deserves. However I will conclude with stating that you will meet with a combination of excel- lence in my company — in a word Mullum in parvo. And with the addition of the abilities of Mr. Proteus (making a low how), Tpermit me to say, we shall carry every thing before vs. I shall now take my leave for a short period, having to meet by appointment the Duchess of Never-fail, to bespeak a play. A fine chance for your opening. The Duchess isamostkindheartedand liberal creature ; her smiles are the very high road to patronage and fame. I will speak to her Grace about your performance. In the interim I have no doubt you will soon become acquainted with the invaluable members of mycompany. — Egan's Life of an Actor. Doings and Sayings in the Prize Ring. Dick Curtis and Perkins. This match, which had excited considerable interest throughout the Fancy, both at Oxford and London, was decided on Tuesday, Decem- ber 30, 1829, in Parish Meadow, Hurley Bot- tom, Berks, 34 miles from the Metropolis, for £100 aside. The Pet of tke Fancy was known to every person connected with the Milling Circles ; but Perkins, who had obtained the designation of the " Oxford Pet," was little more than a stranger to the London Ring. Perkins, it is true, had defeated Raines in good style ; and had also beaten Price, the Oxford Sticker. It is urged that Curtis had spoken rather contemptuously of Perkins, as a Milling Cove, and this circumstance brought about the match in question. Curtis went into training at Hartley Row ; and Perkins under the care of Mr. Shirley, at the New Inn, Staines. Six to four was betted without any hesitation upon Dick, when the match was first made, but, before fighting, the takers be- came more numerous ; five to four was greedily accepted : and upon the day of fighting draw- ing near, Perkins had risen so high in the con- fidence of his friends, that scarcely any odds were asked at all. The road on Monday evening, although it was uncommonly dark, dreary, Sind foggy, nevertheless, such was the interest manifested by the Fancy to see the Pet once more in the P. R., that every inn in the route to Maidenhead was overflowing with company ; and the dabs, generally speaking, were all occupied. Brentford, Colnbrook, and Windsor, were overdone with visitors ; and even Tom Cox [the Prad and the Slavey], at Datchet, could not find roosting-places for his numerous customers. A stranger, on meeting with a polite refusal to his request, observed to ' Mine Host,' " It is a new landlord, cer- tainly, that keeps this house, an't it ? It was kept by one of the greatest blackguards of the name of Cox, in the kingdom, for some years ?" " Nfo, Sir," said Tom, making a grand salam, " my name is Cox ; but owing to the King, God bless him, being a gentlemanly sort of man, a neighbour of mine, and the Court so near to me, I have taken lessons out of Ches- terfield, for the purpose, and d — mme, I beg pardon, but I have become quite a genteel man ever since." Owing to the assistance we derived from Ben Black's improved carriage lamp (more particularly after groping our way in the dark so long), we trotted along towards the scene of action with as much ease and se- curity as if it had been broad day-light. We have no hesitation in recommending them to the Fancy and public in general, who set any thing like a value upon their lives, to use Black's lamps, which enables the driver to possess a most powerful light, sixty yards and upwards from his gig, along the road. Vehi- cles of every description were seen early on the Tuesday morning, both from Oxford and London, to arrive in time at the scene of action. So many persons have not been seen at a Mill for several years past. The ring was made in the best part of the field ; but in many places near the ropes it was ancle deep in mud, and flooded with water. Some thousands of per- sons were present. At one o'clock Curtis appeared, and threw his hat into the ring ; he was dressed very genteel, « His colours wore orange. He was seconded by Josh. Hudson and Young Sam. Perkins followed almost immediately, and repeated the token of defi- ance. Tom Spring and Harry Holt were his seconds. His colours were crimson. On meet- ing each other in the ring, like true English- men, they shook hands together. It was the general opinion that " Dick tvas overmatched .'" The odds had got down rapidly ; and ten pounds to nine were taken by several of the friends of Perkins. The rnen and the seconds crossed their hands in friendship, and the battle commenced : — Round I. — Curtis peeled well : placed him- self in an excellent attitude ; and viewed his opponent from head to foot with the utmost confidence, seeming to say, " I'll soon tip the Yokel what he will not like !" Perkins was cool, collected, and quite ready for the com- bat. His appearance altogether was decidedly in his favor ; and had he not been op- posed to the " all-conquering Curtis" the dis- parity of size between him and the Pet, must have insured his being backed at odds. His shoulders were round and good, and indicated strength ; his arms were muscular ; and pins PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. 25 i-ound and firm. His nob a fighting one ; svake- lieaded, such as the Fancy like ; and such as the Fancy assert belongs to a '■' good-un." Tiie eye of Dick was fine and penetrating : he kept a good loolc out, and was determined as soon as the opportunity offered to give the * Oxford Scholar' summut for himself! Dick crept in by degrees, made a feint ; it would not do, Perkins was aicake ; Dick, like an auctioneer's catalogue, came ditto, ditto, ditto, and ditto — but it was of no use, the ' Cove was leary,' and not to be gammoned ; he Avould not give half a chance away, kept his position, did not offer to return a blow, but stood as firm as a rock, with his weather eye up ! FIVE MINUTES ! and not a blow struck ! This, most certainly, was a new feature in the battles of Curtis ; and extorted from the backers of tlie Pet, that Perkins was " a troublesome cus- tomer !" " Go to work," was the cry. Dick at length placed a slight facer ; and in the ex- change of hits, in a rally, he napt a rum one between the chaffer and the sneezer, wlien Spring called out " First blood ! and we shall win it !" This was also another 7iew feature ! The Pet was on the alert, and planted a heavy blow on Perkins's domino box! In fact, he would not be denied, and was determined to try the pluck of his opponent. Severe counter hits again occurred, and the left Peeper of Perkins napt it, and the claret followed. "That's a tie," said Josh," Claret on both sides." Curtis, on the bustle, went to work ; blows were exchanged, when the ' Oxford Scholar' went down from a slight hit. Thun- ders of applause from all parts. The Kent- street Lads ; the Bermondsey Boys ; the Old Fanciers ; the principal part of the Boxers ; hU roaring out like Fun, at the success of the Pet. 2. Curtis, active and ready, again appeared at the scratch ; and endeavoured to take the lead. It was evident, at this early part of the fight, to the spectators, that the Pet had got his 'work to do, and the length of his adversary made him appear rather at fault. Perkins had been well counselled, the feints of Dick had not the desired effect, and he would not be gammoned to alter his position. Curtis planted a right-handed blow, but Perkins was "with him. In a sharp rally it was give and take : the sensitive plant of the Oxford Scho- lar received a small taste : and Dick did not get off gratis. In finishing the round Perkins "went down from a hit ; it was not received as a knock down blow. Another roar of artillery ; " Bravo, my little Pet, you will soon make it all right >" 3. The Oxford Boy was as cool as a cucum- ber ; and acted upon the defensive. The Pet, like a skilful general, kept a good look out, tried a variety of manoeuvres ; but on letting fly, Perkins stopped the blow in admirable style. [" Well done ' Peggy Perkins,' from the Oxford Su-ell Dragsrnan ; he'll soon be stopped altogether. Why, hv's got the whip hand of the Pet noiv.'''''\ Perkins endeavoured to plant a rum one ; but the stopper was put on. Curtis, full of gaiety, went in to punish, and as the Oxford kept retreating, he was sent out of the ropes. — It is impossible to describe the joy manifested by the backers of Curtis, — and in the pride of the moment, ten to five was offered by them. " It is as right as the day now." 4. This was a capital round : the Pet satis- fied his friends of his fine knowledge of the science ; and Perkins astonished the crowd with his skill and ability as a Pugilist. The mug of Curtis appeared agitate-d ; and the handy-yvork of his opponent was also visible. After a little manoeuvring, Curtis hit out, but was stopped. [" Be41itifol !" from the C/as- sical part of the audience.] The Pet now was compelled to adopt a new mode, and made very free with the Grub Warehouse of his op- ponent. [" Capital," said young Sam ; "what a fine way of improving digestion."] Perkins on the alert, cleverly planted a right-handed hit. " Good," said the Gent, from the Bowers, near the Seat of Laming : " one slap-up now and that will do for me : they all count towa'ds winning." Dick was very successful in making body blows ; but yet they did not ap- pear to reduce either the strength or confidence of Perkins ; counter-hits, and mischief done on both sides. The science of Dick was here praised by all the admirers of Pugilism ; he stepped in and out ; he toed his opponent, to make his hitting secure, and boldly went in to finish the round, but his left hand was open. In a rally, spirited on both sides, the chaffing- box of Dick had the worst of it. The vhiret was also discovered on both of their faces — indeed it was pepper alley on the side of Dick ; Cannon i9/reef administered by Perkins. Job, versus hit went on to the end of the Chapter, until the Oxford Scholar measured his length on his mother earth. The cheering was loud all round the ring ; and the backers of Curtis again were happy. " The little one is as good as gold ; there is nothing like him on the list. We can't lose it now." 5. Dick, on appearing at the mark, shewed symptoms of distress ; and that the bustling system was rather too much for him : in fact, in all his other battles, he generally put his opponents on the/re< ; but, in this contest with Perkins, the case was altered. The grubbery was again knocked about by the Pet, but the firmness of Perkins enabled him not to flinch from the coming blow. An exchange of blows occurred in a rally ; in struggling for the throw both went down, but the Oxford Scholar un- dermost. The applause was still on the side of Dick ; and his friends stuck to him. G. Curtis very cautious, yet anxious to do mischief, let fly at Perkins' nob, but the latter parried it off, in first-rate style. Dick again punished his opponent's body, when Stockman roared out, " Dick, have some mercy on his palings, do not knock them in." [Laughter.] The Oxford Scholar now satisfied the specta- tors that he was no Yokel, but a good boxer, 2G PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. and up to a trick or two. The Pet, in a clever manner, got away from a quietus blow aimed at his head. In a rally some sharp blows were exchanged. Jack as good as his master, until the Oxford Scholar went down. " It is a capital tight," was the cry ; and who ever saw any other boxer do so much with Curtis, as this countryman. 7. The Pet's mug looked a little queer ; it did not display its usual serenity ; his mouth was parched, and he relieved his thirst with some brandy and water. He planted two hits in succession on the body ; but the Oxford boy seemed to say " who cares for that? — I'm as tough as wire, and I can stand it for a month." The steadiness displayed by Per- kins claimed tlie admiration of the whole ring. Perkins received a heavy blow on his neck ; and had he not retreated from danger, summut might have been the matter. The Pet also finding that head-work was not to be got at witiiout great difficulty, again resorted to the Grub Warehouse, and he made three suc- cessful moves towards digestion. " The first," said young Sam, " wasa taste from Cambridge; the second, a hint from Oxford ; and the third, a sort of finishing touch of education, from the London New University." The Pet, rather angry, tried to put on the polish, and boldly went up to tlie head of his opponent, who re- treated towards the ropes. In closing, Per- kins went down, and Dick upon him. Great cheering for Curtis — " He is a fine, brave little fellow ! but he is overmatched," observed the Sage of the East. " Such a match ought not to have been made. But I supposes as how we must now leave it all to the Cook \" 8. The Oxford Scholar now showed his Passport as to a good Boxer ; the stops on both sides were cheered by tiie spectators. The fight had now become truly interesting — Hopes and fears were seen in the countenances of the Backers of Dick ; and the (ixonians were all in the stirrups as to Victory. The conduct displayed by Perkins, against so ac- complished a Pugilist as Dick Curtis, had satisfied them their judgment was correct. Both of tlie men rallied like nothing else but out-and-outers ; and lots oi claret trickled down their faces. The blows were hard and fast, and a lunging one from Perkins, floored the I'et like a shot ! The row teas immense ; the Classical Gents were almost out of their senses with joy at this sudden slice of luck." " Per- kins for ever ! Perkins fur lOOOl." The Lon- doners WERE I'ANic SThCCK. — The bolting of the Great Stakeholder near the Blunt Magazine, could not be worse to their feelings ;— the latter hit was a Rowland for an Oliver — they were all reduced to Dummies in the twinkling of an eye — silence was the order of the day — their choppers as long as Patterson's Road Book, and blue, green, yellow, and all man- ner of colours, summut like the incantation scene in Der Frieschutz, It was a sort of charmed bullet for the Oxonians — one of whom exclaimed, with all the solemnity of a preacher, " Curtis will have to say, * Farewell, a long farewell to all my greatness !!!'" 9. This last touch was another new feature in the milling history of Curtis. Dick came up game, but he could not conceal his dis- tress; he was piping; nay, very far from home ; indeed, several of the Oxonians would have it he was quite abroad. He commenced an attack upon the grubbery, and also rather wildly tried to nob Perkins. The latter re- treated skilfully to the corner of the ropes, when punishment was given on both sides. The strength, length, and FRESHNESS here told with tremendous effect ; but the Pet, who is nothing else but blood, game, and bone, fighting almost upon the system of ' Death or Glory,' exerted himself to the utmost, to get a turn in his favour. But the day was gone by, he could not reach the upper-works of his op- ponent with effect ; his blows fell too short, yet there was Pepper about them. In closing, Curtis captured his opponent's ' knowledge- box,' and was endeavouring to weave it under his arms, but the Oxford Boy said, ' it was no go !' and slipped skilfully down out of mis- chief. The Backers of Dick were now changed into Alarmists — the hedging system was immediately adopted by those that were lucky ; and who got their ' money off like winking !' 10. The strength of Dick was rapidly on the decline; but not his pluck — he had been bustled about too much. " Do not Josh," said Tom Owen, " let him play at lung bowls — keep him close to his work, he can only win upon that suit, d'ye mind me, John liull !" The Pet went boldly in to mill, exchanges took place between them, and Curtis met with a rum one on the side of his head. In a rally, mischief was meant on both sides ; but by comparison as to taking it, Dick might be compared to a man in a consumption, while Perkins, on the contrary, possessed the strength of rude health. Ultimately Perkins went down, and Dick upon him. The Uni- versity Coves were now as jolly as Sand Boys, and looked upon the Long Odds as their own ; nay, the battle reduced to a cer- tainty, and only to ask for the blutit ; and the Knight of the Whip, to make the " wisit pleasant," was humming part of the Old Stave, " Will you come to the Bowers? which I have planted for you?" 11 th and last. " The pitcher goes once too often to the well :" and such was the unfor- tunate case of the darling of the Fancy. The Pet was quite aware that sparring would be of no use to him ; and nothing else but down- right punishment oould reduce Perkins to his grasp. He, therefore, made up his mind to try what severe nilling would effect in his behalf; but Perkins was satisfied that he had * got the Pet.' The blows on both sides were severe indeed, and Curtis received in turn a blow for every one he planted upon his ad- versary. Perkins, at length, put in a tre- mendous stunner on the side of Dick's nvb, PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. 2? and he went down as insensible as a sack of flour. He was picked up by his seconds, and every exertion made use of by them to restore animation, but when " Time'' was called, the Pet of the Fancy was as dead as a house. It is impossible to pourtray the feelings of Dick's backers at this electric shock, that shook all their rag into the dies of their op- ponents. To paint their faces would be more difficult ; they were of all manner of shapes — and the horrors clearly depicted on every cheek. On the hat being thrown up, Perkins in the joy of the moment, left the ring ; but he came back to make his victory certain, and the decision complete. Poor Dick, for the first time in his life, was taken senseless out of the ring to his drag, and immediately con- veyed to Maidenhead. The battle was over in 25 minutes. " Can such things be ? And overcome us like a summer cloud Without our special wonder?' The Pet of the Fancy — the admiration and delight of his brethren of the Bunch of Fires — the Champion of the light weights — the Hero of the Prize Ring — the pride of the Tennis Court, to be Hcked in TWENTY- FIVE MINUTES, and by an Out-side Boxer — a Yokel!.'! Would that we could have said—" Forbid it. Fate ! Forbid it. For- tune." Forbid it— but the ' die is cast,' and the once gay, lively, scientific, elegant, and pluck Boxer, poor little Dick Curtis, now ranks amongst the defeated men in the pages of the ' Book of Sports.' But who can rule the uncertain chance of war? Napoleon was floored! Marc An- tony was defeated! Suwarrovv licked! Tippoo Saib ' done over!' all great masters in the art of war — and a thousand others have been compelled to surrender in turns to su- perior TACTICS. Weep, ye Kent-street lads ; drop a tear, ye ' over the water coves ;' pipe your eye ' Young Sam,' — your^model, your delight as a fighter, and your intimate friend, has lost the proud title of Conqueror. Makers of matches, be on your guard in future ! The folhj of poor Dick ; the imprudence of his backers; and the strong attachment, not to say flattery, of the Fancy in general, have placed him in his recent unfortunate situation. He was looked upon as INVULNERABLE to a STONE above his weight, in comparison with several good boxers well known in the Prize Ring ; but the idea of any Countryman defeating the Pet of the Fancy was laughed at, treated as absurd and ridiculous, and con- sidered to betray a want of milling judgment. That he has been licked is too true for him- self and friends, and cleverly defeated by a stranger, a yokel, and, worse than all, an OUTSIDER!!! Now let us argufy the topic : Curtis, with all his clothes on, weigh- ing 9st. 31bs., after having fought FIFTEEN BATTLES : facts are stubborn things : — only look : — 1. Watson . . . 2. Ned Brown 3. Lenney . . . 4. Cooper (Gypsy) 5. Peter Warren . 6. Peter Warren . 7. Peter Warren . 8. Hares . . . 9. Peter Warren . 10. Peter Warren . 11. Barney Aaron . 12. Teasdale . . . Conquests out of 13. Ned Savage 14. Ned Stockman 15. Phillips, a Coal- } heaver . . \ Min. .25 .57 .38^ .10 20 June 27, 1820 Aug. 28, 1820 Oct. 24, 1821 May 26, 1822 July 23, 1822 April 16, 1823.. 37 July 8, 1823.. 9 May 25, 1824.. 20 May 19, 1825 . 8 July 19, 1825.. 18 Feb. 27, 1827,. 50 Oct. 9, 1827.-62^ the Prize Ring. Aug. — , 1825.. 16 May 16,1826.. 7 Jan. 2 ,1828.. 20, After defeating the above men, ana open to all England for three months to any man of his weight, or half a stone above it, his challenge not accepted, he for- mally retired from the Prize Ring, nobly to repose upon his laurels. Fond of a bit of life ; a gay boy in principle ; frequently meeting with Mr. Lushington ; and paying kind visits of an evening to Nancy, Betsey, Maria, Kate, Lucy, Peggy, Fanny, Susan, &c. &c ; having retired also from hard knocks and the Seat of War, to the softer enjoyments of the Court of Love ; likewise living in the lap of ease, training out of the question, and the care of his constitution not an object of consideration, Dick, too late, has now found out that he viewed his opponent rather lightkj. Perkins is longer, stronger, above a stone heavier, and under twenty years of age. A fine fresh young man ; a good stopper, a leary fighter, and a hard hitter. Several persons remarked Curtis never fought so bad in any of his previous battles ; it certainly did ap- pear so to most of the spectators ; but, in our humble opinion, we never saw him exert him- self more to win a fight. Dick tried all he knew ; the science he displayed was beautiful ; he manoeuvred upon every attack to get a successful move on the board, and his courage was of the finest quality. But the truth is, his heart was broken ; he was stopped at every point ; his opponent was not to be gam- moned, bnt Perkins waited for him ; rallied with the Pet, and floored him. After the knock-down blow Curtis received, his strength appeared to leave him, and he was of ' no use' towards victory. Dick is up- wards of eight years older than Perkins. The Pet was hit out of time; and the battle being at an end much sooner than had been anti- cipated by the spectators, murmurings dici certainly occur by several persons who had betted heavy stakes, and the odds upon Curtis, that summut was wrong, " But it is cruelty to load a fallen man I" Curtis, although defeated, is by no means disgraced! It was the expressed opinion of Young Sam, that Perkins ought to have been 28 PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. matched against him rather than Dick. Cur- tis was taken out of the ring ; while, on the contrary, Perkins jumped about like a dan- cing-master. In a few minutes after the battle' was over, the Oxford Pet appeared as if nothing was the matter, walking round the ring with his friends. His 9106 was not much damaged, excepting a cut over the left eye ; his mug was puffed a little, but his Grub Warehouse, we think, must have been very tender, from the numerous podgers Dick planted upon it. The above defeat will teach persons in future not to put one of the best little men in the ring to fight above his weight. Perkins is very likely to prove a teazer to most of the light weights. His victory over so celebrated a pugilist as the Pet of the Fancy, of course, must increase his confi- dencei The Castle Tavern, on the Friday night after the fight, was crowded to excess ; Cur- tis and Perkins were present. The Chair- man, in a very manly speech, regretted that Curtis had been induced to make such a foolish match, but his friends had thought him " INVULNERABLE." Some murmurs had transpired respecting the defeat of Curtis, " that it was not all right :" he was anxious, before he parted w.th^the Battle-money, to leave it open to any gentleman to state his ob- jection. A suflRcieut time being allowed, and no person offering any sort of objection, the money was paid over to Perkins, who ge- nerously presented Dick with 51. The Chair- man then proposed a subscription in behalf of Curtis, which was immediately entered into by several gentlemen present. A. NEW SONG, TO AN OLD TUNE, BY A COVE FROM THE WEST. Dick Curtis was as brare a youth As ever graced Pierce Egan's story; And warmly sighed, with equal truth. Sometimes for Love— and then for Glory ! Oft had he met the foe with pride. And shone a Star on stages gory, 'Till, over-matched, his best he tried. Gave in to Fate— but fell with Glory! Again his skill he means to try Ere time shall turn his head-piece hoary ; And show us, in another shy. He has not lost, but lent his Glory ! Antiquity of Wrestling. The oldest British Sport. The first account we have of Wrestling, according to Mr. Litt, in his Wrestliana, places it, in point of antiquity and respecta- bility, not only the first, but infinitely superior to any other amusement at present prevalent in the whole \^orld. For the truth of this assertion, we quote no anonymous author, whose authenticity might well be disputed ! No ! the precedent we will quote was even anterioi to such writers as we have described. It is one which no christian can, or will, dis- pute : — it is to be found in tiiat Book which treats of the creation of man, and the begin- ning of the world ; authenticated by divine command, and written by that sacred and in- spired historian — even Moses himself! We find in the 32d chapter of Genesis, that Jacob having passed his family over the brook Jabbok, was left alone. In its history of events at this early period of the world, with a brevity commensurate with its high importance, the Bible minutely relates only those particular occurrences which refer to some covenant, or promise, then made, renewed, or fulfilled. It narrates facts, without commenting upon them. Therefore, although Jacob's wrestling with the Angel was too remarkable an inci- dent to be omitted, yet we are not told in what manner he came, nor of any preliminary conversation, or agreement between them. It however appears very evident, that, until the Angel manifested his miraculous power, Jacob believed his opponent was a mere mortal like himself ; and on whichever side the proposal originated, it was acceded to by the other either as a circumstance not unusual, or as an amicable amusement, which might be practised without the least infringement on cordiality. It is a common and received proverb, that " A Man is known by his works, and a Tree by its fruits." Here then is an amuse- ment peculiarly chosen not only by one of the best of Men, but by one better, and greater than any man : — and if to give strength and firmness, combined with quickness -dndelasticitij to the Limbs ; discrimination and vigour to the Body ; coolness to the Head, amd percep- tion to the Mind : the whole forming an ener- getic combination of the whole power given to Man ! no exercise could have been selected tending more to exalt his character, and from which such typical illustrations could have been deduced for his spiritual advantage. — Here then we take our stand. — Advocates for any other diversion, be it whatever it may, can you produce an origin, either so ancient or so honourable? Having proved the existence of this amuse- ment at so remote an era, it would be neither necessary nor important to trace tiie practice of this art through that period of time which intervenes from the time of Jacob to the for- mation of the Grecian Republics. The blind- ness and wilful transgressions of the Jews, and the barbarous ignorance of those nations whom God permitted to chastise them, render their exercises a matter of neither curiosity nor utility. But when Greece, emerging from obscurity and ignorance, began to take the lead in civilization, in military knowledge, and in the cultivation of learning and sciences : the utility of public games, not only to infuse a generous and martial spirit into the minds of the young men, but to improve their bodily strength, was too apparent to be neglected. Accordingly we find these athletic exercises PIERCE EGANS BOOK OF SPORTS. not only practised and ciicourajjed in each pai-ticular state, but tlie highest honours and rewards bestowed on the victors at the Olympic, Neniean, and other games, where prizes were awarded, and contended for before the whole nation. The influence of these sports in advancing Greece from a few petty states, not equal in extent of territory to one half of England alone, into the most powerful Kingdom at that time in the World, is universally acknowledged by all historians and commen- tators who have ever treated of the subject. And it is singular to remark, that while the fact is admitted by all modern legislators, few or none have recommended an imitation of them. It is strange that Homer, who was perhaps the greatest poet that ever lived, and who himself had often witnessed the celebration of these games, has given us so confused and even incomprehensible an account of the wrestling at the funeral of Patroclus (though many years antecedent to bis time,) between Telamon Ajax, the strongest, and Ulysses, the wisest man in the Grecian army. Its translation, by Pope, is as follows : — " Tlie third bold gnme Achilles next demands, And rails the wrestlers to the level sands: A massy tripod for the victor lies, Of twice six oxen its reputed price ; And next, the loser's spirits to restore, A female captive, valued but at four. Scarce did the chief the vipoiirous strife propose When tower-like Ajax and Uljsses rose. Amid the ring each nervous rival stands, Embracing rigid with implicit hands ; ■Close loek'd above, their heads and arms are mixt, Below their planted feet, at distance fixt : Like two strong i afters whicli the builder forms. Proof to the wintry winds and howling storms. Their tops connected, but at wider space Fixt on the centre stands their solid base. Now to the grasp each manly body bends, The humid sweat from every pure descends ; Their bones resound with blows : sides, shoulders, thighs. Swell to each gripe, and bloody tumours rise : Nor could Ulysses, for bis art renown'd, ^ O'erturn the strength of Aja\ on the ground ! Kor could the strength of Ajax overthrow The watchful caution of his artful foe ; While the long strife e'en tir'd the lookers-on, Thus to Ulysses spoke great Telamon : Or let me lift thee, chief, or lift thou mc : Prove we our force, and Jove the rest decree. " He said, and straining, heav'd him off the ground With matchless strength, that time Uljsses found The strength t' evade, and where the nerves combine His ankle struck — the giant fell supine ; Ulysess following, on his bosom lies ; Shouts of applause run rattling through the skies Ajax to lift, Ulysses next essays. He barely stirrM hira, but he could not raise : His knee loek'd fast, the foe's attempt denied, And grappling close they tumble side by side." This account seems as ridiculous as it is incomprehensible to a modern wrestler : ridiculous ! in regard to the duration of the contest, and the strange proposition of Ajax ; ar.d incomprehensible as it appears, Ulysses was the winner of the first fall : and the second was a disputed, or what is vidgarly termed, a dog-fall. One thing, however, seems clear enough to us — that it was a bad wrestle ; and though we imagine neither gained much honour by the struggle, both were sufficiently rewnrded for it. It appears, that in the celebrated interview between Henry the Eighth of England, and the French king, Francis, which exceeded in magnificence and splendour any spectacle of modern times, wrestling was deemed the most manly and entertaining amusement then exhibited in the presence of these two mighty monarchs, and their courts. A grand national and scientific display of this athletic art took place between a number of champions selected from both nations, in which our countrymen were victorious. However, one mortified French historian pretends their king left better wrestlers at home than those who accom- panied him ; and by way of redeeming the defeat of his countrymen, asserts that Francis himself was a most excellent wrestler, and in a contest between the two rival monarchs threw Henry with great violence. Antecedently to this period, wrestling was a favorite amusement, as well among the nobility as the yeomanry and inferior classes ; the prize varying according to the rank of the combatants. At some particular times and places there appears to have been some acknowledged and customary prize — this as usually a ram and a ring. Thus in Coke's tale of Gamely n, ascribed to Chaucer : — There happed to be there beside Tryed a wrestling ; And therefore there was y-setten A ram and als a ring. And likewise at a still earlier period we see in RKson's Eobin Hood: — By abridge was a wrastling And there taryed was he : And there was all the best yemen Of all the west conntrey. A full fayre game there was set up, A white bull up y-pight, A great courser with saddle and brydle With gold burnished full bryght ; A payre of gloves, a red golde ringe A pipe of wyne good fay : What man bereth him best I wis, The prize shall bear away. In which the prize was still greater ; being a white courser, well accoutred, a pair of gloves, a gold ring, and a pipe of wine. It is rather a remarkable coincidence that onr modern Horaer should have given nearly as lame an account of wrestling matches as his mighty predecessor. Thus we see in the fifth canto of the Lady of the Lake, the fol- lowing account of one : — " Now, clear the ring, for hand to hand. The manly wrestlers take their stand. Two o'er the rest superior rose. And proud demanded mightier foes. Nor called in vain, for Douglas came. For life is Hugh of Larbert lame. Scarce better John of Alloa's fare. Whom senseless home his comrades bear. Prize of the wrestling match, the kiog To Douglas gave a golden ring." In the first couplet, the method, viz., " hand to hand," seems introduced solely for the pur- pose of getting on ; and certainly ia not cal- 30 PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. ciliated to produce the dreadful consequences that ensue. In llie second, all order is vio- lated by the two last standers, instead of con- testing the last fall, calling out for fresh men ! nor are the remaining couplets less faulty in regard to Douglas's treatment of his oi)po- nents, in the immense superiority of strength ascribed to him. The match between lioth- well and Burley, in the Scottish novels, is likewise one of the worst things in the whole series. It would have much gratified us, if a writer ^.vhom we so highly value, had given us some better account of such contests, how- ever cursorily introduced. But alas ! the baronet is probably no wrestler ; and truly we are sorry for it. We are likewise equally mortified to remark that the immortal Bard of Avon, in his comedy of " As You Like It," although he has combined in Orlando rank, character and wrestling, tells us a truly pitiful, but dreadful and improbable story, concerning if. The justly celebrated James Hngg, the Ettrick Shepherd, has, in his Tales, occasionally introduced wrestling. And although we con- less we do not exactly comprehend the fatality of Geordie Cochrane's heelchip, yet we cer- tainly think the wrestling between Polmood and Carrcichael by far the best illustration of the art, either of ancient or modern date we have met with: we will offer no apology for extracting it for the gratification of such of o'lr readjers as are not in the habit of perusing books of that description. " Sixteen then stripped themselves to try their skill in wrestling, and it having been enacted as a law, that he who won in any one contest was obliged to begin the next : Polmood was of course one of the number. They all engaged at once by two and two, and t ight of them having been consequently overthrown, the other eiglit next engaged by two and two, and four of these being cast, two couples only remained. " Some of the nobles engaged vvere so ex- pert at the exercise, and opposed to others so equal in strength and agility, that the con- tests were exceedingly equal and amusing. Some of them could not be cast until com- pletely out of breath. It had always been observed, however, that Polmood and Car- niichael threw their opponents with so much ease, that it appeared doubtful whether these opponents were serious in their exertions, or only making a sham wrestle ; but when it turned out that they two stood the last, all were convinced that they were superior to the rest either in strength or skill. This was the last prize on the field, and on the last throw for that prize the victory of the day depended, which each of the two champions was alike vehemently bent to reave from the grasp of the other. '1 hey eyed each other with looks askance, and with visible tokens of jealousy, rested for a minute or two, wiped their brows and then closed. Carmichael was extremely hard to please of his hold, and caused his antagonist to lose his grip three or four times, and change his position, Polmood was, how- ever, highly complaisant, although it appeared to every one beside that Ciirmichael meant to take him at a disadvantage. At length tiiey fell quiet, set their joints steadily, and began to move in a circular direction, watch- ing each other's motions with great care. Carmichael ventured the first trip, and struck Polmood on the left heel with considerable dexterity. It never moved him, but in return- ing it he forced in Carmichael's back with such a squeeze that the by-standers affirmed they heard his ribs crash, whipped him lightly up in his arms and threw him upon the ground with great violence, but seemingly with as much ease as if he had been a boy. The ladies screamed, and even the rest of the nobles doubted if the knight would rise again. He however jumped lightly up, and pretended to smile, but the words he uttered were scarcely articulate ; his feelings at that mo- ment may be better conceived than expressed. A squire who waited the king's commands then proclaimed Norman Hunter of Polmood, the victor of the day, and consequently on- titled, in all sporting parties, to take his place next to the king, until by other competitors deprived of that prerogative." Altiiough this account may not have much fact to recommend it ; yet it is nevertheless apparent Mr. Hogg was conscious the prac- tice was not uncommon among the Scottish nobility at that periird ; and that this was the case, might easily be proved by indisputable authority. At this period it is wortliy of re- mark lew discoveries of distant countries had taken place; and consequently the great landed proprietors spent much more of their time in their own countries, and on their own estates. But no sooner had that ceased to be the case, tlian degeneracy and effeminacy crept in apace ; and those exercises in which it had been the pride of their ancestors to ex- cel, ceased ; and from that time, few above the rank of yeoman chose to exhibit in a ring, either for their own pleasure, or that of others. But we are now arrived at that period when the attention of most of the European nations, and particularly England, began to be as much directed to new discoveries, and consequent settlements abroad ; as to the iii- tf-nial prosperity of the Mother Countries. This no doubt had its due effect upon the manners, customs, and amusements of the people. Our immense acquisitions in America, and in Eastern and Western India, added to the great improvements in the art of gunnery, which rendered nugatory all previous modes of warfare, alike contributed to hasten the downfall of all athletic exercises among the higher ranks. The art of war became a more complicated science — gunnery, engineer- ing, fortification, and all the minutia of tactics attendant on these studies, becanse of proportionally more importance to men of PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. 31 rank, either in the civil or military depart- ments, than those exercises calculated to promote the display of personal strength, valour, or activity. In the proudest days of chivalry, no exer- cise was so well adapted to enable king, lord, or knight, to excel in tilt or tournament, as wrestling: as in it were combined, dex- terity in personally coping with an antago- nist, and the power of acquiring bodily vi- gour and stamina, so requisite for enabling the combatant to endure a protracted contest without detriment. But the days of ciiivalry are gone — tilt or tournament is no more — the listed ring no longer boasts rf patrician ex- hibitions ! but still within it we view all the remains of that chivalric spirit, which has distinguished the most celebrated conquerors in all ages ; — for, according to one of our justly esteemed writers^ had he been placed by Providence in a different station, " He that the world subdued, had been But the best wrestler on the grten." And we will venture to mention, that it is to that generous spirit of emulation which ani- mates the wrestler to acquire celebrity in the ring, that we are indebted for the glorious victories of Agincourt, Trafalgar, Waterloo, &c. There are many who will argue that athletic sports have no direct tendency to in- spire additional confidence and courage in the breast of tie soldier on the day of battle ; but we confidently aver, that all who assert this, speak without due consideration — for that such exercises wnl have their due effect even in the present mode of warfare, let us suppose the following case : — Let one indi- vidual, or any certain number of the most courageous men, be selected from the bravest regiment in Great Britain, let them all pos- sess hearts that never knew fear, and bring them to the charge against the same number of men, equally disc-plined, and all expert wrestlers, and what would be the unavoid- able result? Might not one party say, I have only to parry the first onset of my antagonist, and close with him, and then victory is cer- tain ? I can in a moment dash him to the ground, and either kill or take him prisoner at my pleasure. Would not the other natu- rally observe, this is not a fair contest, there are fearful odds against me ? I meet a man whose sinews have gained additional strength by practising athletic exercises. If I charge him freely, a parry will enable him to close with me, and then I am inevitably gone. When men fight under these impressions the result cannot be doubtful. Again, are not the English superior to any other nation in the junction of active and passive courage and IS it not a fact that, the French, during the late war, frequently charged the troops of all the continental nations with whom they were engaged, with the bayonet; whde they scarcely ever ventured to cross one with ours ? will any man imagine this had not some influence in regulating- the tactics of the contending armies ? In even a distant engage- ment under a heavy fire the British soldier might exclaim, " Notwithstanding they gall us now, they dare not stand our bayonets!' Supposing the case had been exactly iice versa, and they had had to observe, ''We must endure this or run away, for we dare not come in close contact with them." Whe- ther of these considerations, let me ask, is better calculated to infuse courage, and in- spire with hopes of victory, the boldest men on earth? The answer is too obvious to any man of common sense to require i. sertion. In the battle of Waterloo, the success of our cavalry when opposed to the French cuiras- siers, a body of men confident in themselves, and of invincible courage, was principally occasioned by their superiority in the science of the sword, arising from the universal adoption of learning the proper use or science of the stick. This practice owed its introduc- tion to the circumstance of an Irish peasant thrashing with that weapon some of the best men in a celebrated regiment of horse, then quartered in the north of Ireland ; and it would be absurd to suppose that superiority will not have its due effect in all future cavalry engagements. As a proof that the practice of athletic ex- ercises is not confined to this kingdom, or even to Europe, we quote the following ac- count of an entertainment given in the island of Tongataboo, to Captain Cook in his third voyage to the Pacific Ocean :— '' While the natives were in expectation of this evening exhibition, they engaged, for the greatest part of the afternoon, in wrestling and boxing. When a person is desirous of wrestling, he given a challenge by crossing the ground in a kind of measured pace, and clapping smartly on the elbow joint of one arm, which is bent and sends forth a hollow sound. If no opponent steps forth, he returns and sits down ; but, if an antagonist appear, they meet with marks of the greatest good nature, generally smiling, and deliberately adjusting the piece of cloth that is fastened round the waist. They then lay hold of each other by this cloth, and he who succeeds in drawing his opponent to him, instantly endea- vours to lift him on his breast, and throw him on his back, and if he can turn round with him in that position two or three times before he throws him, he meets with great applause for his dexterity. If they are more equally matched, they quickly close, and attempt to throw each other by entwining their legs, or raising each other from the ground ; in which struggles they display an extraordinary exer- tion of strength. When one of them is thrown, he immediately retires, while the conqueror sits down for a minute, then rise.", and goes to tiie side from which he came, where the victory is proclaimed aloud. After sitting for a short time, he rises again and chal- lenges; and if several antagonists appear, he has the privilege of choosing which of them 32 PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. he pleasps to engage with : he may also, if he should throw his competitor, challenge again, till he himself is vanquished ; and thon the people on the opposite side chant the song of victory in favour of their champion. It fre- quently happens, that five or six rise from each side, and give challenges together, so that it is not unusual to see several sets en- gaged on the field at the same time. They preserve great temper in this exercise, and leave the spot without the least displeasure in their countenances. When they find that they are too equaUy matched, they desist by mutual consent ; and if it does not clearly appear which of them has had the advantage, both sides proclaim the victory, and then they engage again. Bat no one, who has been vanquished, is permitted to engage a second time with the conqueror. " Tliose who intend to box advance side- ways, changing the side at every pace, hav- ing one arm stretched out before, the other behind ; aad holding in one hand a piece of cord, which they wrap closely about it, when they meet with an opponent. This is proba- bly intended to prevent a dislocation of the hand or fingers. Their blows are dealt out with great quickness and activity, and are aimed principally at the head. They box equally well with either hand. One of their most dexterous blows is, to turn round on the heel, just after they have struck their ad- versary, and to give him another pretty vio- lent blow with the othei hand backwards. In boxing matches, unless a person strikes his antagonist to the ground, they never sing the song of victory; which shows that this diversion is less approved among them than wrestling. Not only boys engage in both these amusements ; but it not unfrequently happens, that little girls box with great obsti- nacy. On all these occasions, they do not consider it as any disgrace to be overcome ; and the vanquished person sits down with as much indifference as if he had never been en- gaged. Some of oi'« people contended with them in both exercises, but were generally worsted." It does not seem reasonable that Captain Cook's men should have proved equal to these Islanders in exercises which requirepractice to become expen in; and probably not one of his crew was either a scientific wrestler or boxer. Had that been the case, notwithstand- ing their different mode of procuring hold, we have no doubt the result would have been in this instance, what it always has been, when British prowess has fairly and equally been brought into action: nor would the su- peiioiity of a Belcher or a Cribb have been mere conspicuous over these good natured Islarders, in the use of their fists, than the science of a Nicholson or a Richardson in vanquishing, even in their own manner of ■wrestling, the whole of their heroes in rota- tion% From the preference given to wrestling, it ia evideiit the natives of Tongataboo con- sidered it as the less hurtful and dangerous to the combatants ; and affording equal, if not superior scope for the display of personal address, activity, and quickness. — More anon. Sagacity and Feeling of a Dog. During a severe snow-storm in Falkirk, a remarkable incident of the brute-reasoning kind occurred at a farm-house in this neigh- bourhood. A number of fowls were missed one evening, at the hour when they usually retired to their roost, and all conjectures were lost in trying to account for their disappear- ance. \V hile sitting around the kitchen ingle, cursing all the " gangred bodies" who had been seen that day near the house, the atten- tion of the family was roused by the entrance of the house-dog, having in his mouth a hen, apparently dead. Forcing his way to the fire, the cautious animal laid his charge down upon the warm hearth, and immediately set off. He soon entered again with another, which he deposited in the same place, and so continued till the whole of the poor birds were rescued. Wandering about the stack- yard, the fowls had become quite benumbfid by the extreme cold, and had crowded toge- ther, when the dog observing them, effected their deliverance. They had not laid long before the glowing ribs ere they started on their legs, and walked off to their bawks, cackling the hen's inarch, with many new va- riations, in thanks to their canine friend. RANDOM RHYMES, From W. L. R.to hisFrienu PIERCE EGAN. Success to thee Ecan tho' I am afar, My wishes are with you, wherever you are ; y^our name wakcus visious of many a scene. That I long ago niimber'd with things that have been : Of moments, most dear tn my mind, to my heart. When night saw us meet, and the dawn saw us part. Alas I ev'ry day is to me an apprizer, That tho' growing older I'm not growing wiser ; Now far from the spot where I rambled with thee, I sigh for the frolic, the fun, and the spree, For the friendship that gave to existence its zest. And the joke that ne'er carried a sthig with its jest. I can't but remember (tho' far apart now). That we've met at a mill — that we've shard in a row ; That over the bowl we've forgotten our woes, Drank success to our friends, and reform to our foes ; At many a scene of delight jie have met, That tho' suett to remember, 'twere tvise to forget. You'velaunch'd afresh bark on your ocean, the Town, Good luck be your pilot, your harbour— renown. She's a trim little frigate, well rigg'd and with pride. And unlike other vessels, she sails in C/wajjside, The tide of success bears her on, for who fails When fame brings the breezes, and friends furnish sails (sales). My glass is o'erflowing ! I drain it to thee, And your prow that rides on Popularity's sea. May fortune bring daily some port into sight. In bliss may you swing in your hammock at night. And be mi/ life's breezes brisk, pleasant, or fierce. From my heart I shall still say— SUCCESS TO THEE PIERCE. Scotland. PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. t>3 THE "(iREAT COMIC LION" AT THE ADELPHI THEATRE. MR. JOHN REEVE AND HIS JACK ALL. A merrier man, Within the limit of becomiug mirth, 1 never spent an hour's talk withall. His eye begets occasion for his wit, For every object that the one doth catcii The other turns to a mirth-moving jest. Skak. In our time we liave seen nothing like John Reeve ; nor do we think from reading, or according to the report of our theatrical forefathers, any such artor has appeared on llie English stage since the period of Nohes: in truth, the performances of the " Great (3omic Lion" ought not to be termed acting- — it is not acting, but to call it impulse would be much noare • the mark. The extravaganzas of John Reeve emanate from his mind ; a mind of the liveliest description — the pun whcih p res- ents itself he adopts without the slightest hesitation; and, should a ' comic in- cident' strike him during any of the scenes in which he is engaged, he risques all his well-earned fame, rather than let the oppor- tunity slip through iiis fingers. In (he Court of Fun, John Reece has long been crowned- ' The Emperor,' without any dispute to the Title ; indeed, in that respect, Jack is legitimacy itself ! His staff! yes, ye Gods ! his staff, although it does not elicit such harmonic sounds as Paganini's bow ; yet he flourishes it with such a triumphant air amongst his brethren of the Sock and Buskin, that lie never fails to produce a variety of Capers ! If we cannot again quote Shakspeare exactly for our purpose, " Leave off your danmable faces and begin" we will say (supposing our- D 34 PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS selves seated in the front of the theatre) come forth Jack Reei'e, and only show thy face to the audience, which will instantly produce roars of laughter, obtain lots of applause, and prevent any thing like an apology for this iketcn : — Let me play the fool. With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come. And let my liver rather heat with wine, Thau my heart cool with mortifying groans, AVhy should a man wliose blood is warm within. Sit like his grandsire cut in alabaster, Sleep when he wakes, and creep into the jaundice. By being peevish ? Our immortal Bard, in his advice to the Clowns, begs them to say " no more than what is set down for them ;" but Jack, funny Jack, irresistible comic Jack Reeve, is not particular to a shade in that respect, nay, some authors have averred that the " Great Comic Lion" has not given utterance to half their dialogue. Be that as it may, he has ob- tained for himself the character of an impro- visatore actor ; and under that title he thinks and says what v/ill answer his purpose best ; or what will tell most with the audience. With all his imperfections, it is said of him, that he does far more for his author tlian most other actors ; and if he does not give the whole of their words — his substitutes, \)erha.'ps, are of far greater value to the writer than the omission of a few sentences. The very arms of Jack Reeve tai^k to the audience ; his legs also speak to them ; his eye converses with the spectators all over the house ; his nose looks unutterable things ; and his checks are on the qui vive to communicate a few brvad grins. His spirits likewise are in a ferment, and the effervescence of his wit may be seen to rise like sparkling champagne when Jack is about to " go it .'" His teeth always chatter towards a comic purpose ; his little finger when held out is full of meaning ; and in pointing his toe, there is also eloquence at- tached to it. His lips, as a pendulum to the comic machine, display a magazine of good things ; and the tout-ensemble is one of the finest pieces of fun, humour, drollery, laugh- ter, eccentricity, talent, and character, ever concentrated in the human frame; or to be witnessed upon the boards on which Jack Reeve sports a toe ; or on any other theatre in the world. Indeed he might exclaim as a broad Comedian : — I have CO brother— 1 am like no brother I I am myself — akone. In the character of Abrahamides, in ' Quad- rupeds,' Jack Reeve is without a ri\al — the throne of the Fituls is decidedly freehold pro- perty to him ; but it might be too much to say it will descend to his heirs in regular succes- sion. But no more of that — for himself, view- ed as a ' Bonibastes Furioso ' sort of touch, it is the grand climacteric of the art, and one of the richest things on the stage extant. Jack Reeve proves himself throughout the action a flint of ihc fieriest quality— every touch pro- duces sparks of intellect which set the actors in the scene with him all on fire with emula- tion ; and the audience may be seen burning with impatience to applaud the blazing qua- lities of the ' Great Creature' at the conclusion of the piece. As a dancer, he is light as cork upon his legs ; and if Jack Reeve does not show the line of beauty, or that his movements are not of so fascinating and elegant a description as the late Mercandotti — a Ronzi Vestris — a Noblet — or a Taglioni, he nevertheless steps into the good opinion of the audience in quick time, and frequently obtains an encore. Such a sure /oot-ing does Jack Reeve make with the house in general. In the burlesqne drama, entitled the 'Lions of Mysore' (and which the preced- ing wood-cut so characteristically portrays), Jack Reeve showed himself off as a ' Great Creature' to all intents and purposes ; whether with his head on or ofi^ his shoulders ; or playing at ' all fours ;' and if Tommy Hood will not think we are poaching too much upon his manner, by paying a visit to Punster's Hall to take a leaf or two out of his book, we should say, the very tail of the lion told a good story. The request of the lion to have twenty-four pounds of raw meat per day, and a lioness to sooth his cares, was modest in the extreme ; and the gratitude of the mana- gers ought to have been shown by allowing the above ' Great Creature' to have Luniber Court for the supply of fish ; Leadeniiall-iVlarket fur a bit of hollow ; Newgate-Market for the raw stuff; and Covent Garden as a make-weight to him for vegetables and fruit. In truth, the Managers could not do too much for such a Lion, whose * roars' were not only of such inmiense service to the place, but produced ' roars' in return to the echo that applauds again. The above burlesque piece gave birth to the following in)promptu : — The Manager's Gag. Fun, gig, and humour, quite a feajit^ Managers relied on ; Cliang'd their great actor to " a beast I" Made Ri^ve — a comic Lion! Loud Jack did roar, and us'd his paw — 'I'he cause, he did espouse ; That " necessity Lad no law," So he must have a Spouse ! 1 Laugliing John Bull, pleased with the fun, Howe'er the Critics lail ; Great Houses brought — the ' Beasts' did run. With Jack Reeve's merry tail (tale) I 2 1. Strictly according to the law of nature, and per- fectly in keeping with the character of a lion I 2. Something different in the opinion of the mana- gers, who are calculating sort of folks ut all limes, from a Tale tolJ by an ideot. Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing and, if not tlic richest on the boards of the lively Adelphi Theatre, most certainly one of the tnerriext Tales ever introduced amongst tiie actors and actresses. PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. 35 The giic was gflod I the thought well done ! Old i^udibras did .'cnt few ambjtiaus of such distinction, with, moderaie self-possession and jjractice, need desjiair of; but the exercise, wiiich persons in general would never take without the accompanying stimulus of dog and gun, is worth all the rest put together. Whoever designs to sjjort here, though, as I have said, it will bear no coiiv- parison with English shooting, shimld take care to provide himself with good dogs ; they are scarce, and frequently sell for extravagant prices. ARCHERY. Archery was so much approved of as a bodily exercise by Bishop Latimer, that he even preached a sermon in favor of it before Edward VI. After the Restoraiion, A/{- CHERY became the general amusement; Charles II. himself took such delight in it, that he even knighted a man for excelling an excellent shot,* whose portrait is in tlie pos- session of the Toxopholite Society. After the death of Charles, it again began to decline, and was confined in practice to a few couniies only, till about thirty years ago, when it was revived with increased splendor throughout every part of England, as will appear by the number of societies that were instituted ; many of which exist and continue their yearly and monthly meetings to this day. It is seldom in this stern and strifeful world that an instrument of destruction be- comes altogether converted into an instrument of harmless gratification, and yet such is the case with the arrow, if we except its use by a few hordes of savages that are still without the pale of civilization. From the earliest period to which the pages of history lead us, to the time when a restless monk, insiead of counting his beads, amu&ed himself in com- pounding saltpetre, sulphur, and charcoal, it has been the principal missile weapon in war, and through it hath many a momentous day been lost and won. Had some benevolent philosopher of old been told, that such a change would happen in the employment of the mortal shaft, he might have supposed that it would come when Bellona had been driven from the earth. But, alas! he would have given too much credit to future ages ; ihe ar- row and the javelin have been abandoned by the soldier, merely that deadlier weapons might supply their place. This is especially an interesting subject to us, as never was the arrow in more able hands than when ia the grasp of the Englisli archer. They who have attentively perused the ac- counts oT our earlier battles must be well aware of this historical fact. Talking about English archery also brings to our recollec- tion the well-known tale, so fas. inating to our boyhood, of the unequalled oui;,aw, Robin Hood, and liis merrv nirn ; hut tnosc days are gone, and live onl jn . ncienl lays Sir Will 42 PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. and legends. Sherwood's goodly trees have disappeared — and the stout earls of the North no longer " to drive the deer with hound and horn " lead their " bowmen bold " to the de- bateable coverts of Chevy Chace. The Archery Meetings, or Bow Meetings, as they are variously called, at present es- tablished in this country, are, so far as our knowledge extends, a national peculiarity. We have seen our horse-racing imitated, however imperfectly, in Germany, France, America, and even India, but they have, as yet, been imitated no where. In these days of refinement, when the recreations of the wealthier orders are too often luxurious and enervating, and when their semi-foreign habits of life have too much estranged tliem from the interchange of domestic hospitalities, we hail with pleasure a rural and elegant amusement, having a strong tendency to cor- rect both these evils. It is a curious, but well-ascertained fact, that these meetings are in some degree merely a revival of the cus- toms of former times. Our forefathers made a law, and an admirable one it was, that in every parish, or hundred, as might be convenient, a certain portion of ground should be set apart for the practice of archery, and a butt and target erected at the public expense. It accorded well with the manly and warlike character of the people, and old chroniclers tell us that it was a favorite pastime among the young and active peasantry on holydays, or on a summer's evening, when their hours of labour were past. Does not this circum- stance let us into one grand secret of tiie su- periority of British bowmen over all their competitors ? It also in some measure ac- counts for the wonderful rapidity with which effective armies were raised and brought into the field during the wars of York and Lan- caster, and other periods of trouble in England. When the spirit of a proud people is aroused by a call upon their honor, or even by a fa- vorite war-cry, it is not difficult to bring them en masse into action ; but no such armies could have been raised in such a space of time, had not the arts of military life been much cultivated throughout the land. It is highly honorable to the natives of this island that, even when little more than semi-barbarians, they disdained to use the poisoned arrow, after the fashion of some more civilized eastern nations. Indeed the same may be said, generally speaking, of all the different states in the quarter of the globe of which Britain forms so distinguished a part, ind it is one of the finest illustrations of the European character. A few exceptions may be found, but exceptions should be thrown into the shade in all great national pictures. However, in what we have hitherto written, as in the speeches of old Nestor, it may be observed that too much has been said about the past, and too little about the present. To those who may have never chanced to witness such a tiling, a brief description of a modern Archery Meeting may net be uninteresting. There may be various regulations and obser vances in the many established throughout the country, but, in the leading and most essential points, they are nearly alike. A sufficient number of members having first been elected, the meetings occur at stated in- tervals, during the season of the year favor- able to such amusements. Non cuivis homitii contingitadire Corinthum, says the proverb, and it is not every one that can conveniently give an Archery INIeeting. Two things are indispensable — a fortune able to bear the expense, and a park, or other grounds, favorable to the purpose ; and such members as are without these advantages are not expected to give one. A uniform is ap- pointed, which is always (to our knowledge) green, but may vary in minor points according to the caprice of fashion or of taste ; and those members who do not appear in it are fined. It is this costume that chiefly imparts the characteristic and beautiful appearance to the scene, which it must be allowed to possess, especially if laid in some wild and romantic park. It is then and there that the lover of antiquity might muse on ancestral times, and fancy that they were again about to return. Prizes, proportionate to the funds of the society, and as appropriate as the good taste of the directing party can make them, are prepared for the occasion; there being dif- ferent ones, of course, for the male and female archers. Of themselves alone they are not of any great value, but, by the glory attached to them, they become, like the monarch's glove to Fluellin, doubly and trebly enhanced in the estimation of those who obtain them. Everything being prepared, they who have the direction of affairs give the signal to com- mence ; and we may say with the poet — Protinus jEneas celeri certare sagitta Invitat, (jui forte velint, et prsemia ponit : The distance at which the gentlemen shoot is one hundred yards — that of the ladies sixty ; and the skill with which the latter frequently acquit themselves shows that Queen Bess was not the only Englishwoman who could " draw a long bow." Sometimes, during the pastime, the company are enlivened by the music of an attending band. When the sports are ended, the judges declare aloud the names of the winners of the prizes, who receive them on the field, according to the true principles of chivalry. To prevent any mistake, the arrows of every one should bear some particular mark or motto, that they may be distinguished when in the target ; else it would be very difficult, if not sometimes im- possible, to declare the victors. The evening is generally concluded by a ball, which need only be mentioned as differing from other balls with respect to the costume of the as- sembled party ; but that circumstance gives to it a very unique and pleasing appearance. Such are the leading features of a modem Bow meeting. Of course, as in all such out- PIERCE EOAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. 43 of-dooT amusements, much depends upon the weather ; but, wiien that is favorable, it may easilj' be conceived to be a scene of much pleasure and animation. It moreover pos- sesses tlie advantage of beinp; one of those morning amusements, of which the gentler sex can partake, without in the slightest de- gree infringing upon the rules of elegance and strict pr)priety. Tiiough admirers of the chase ourselves, we quite agree with the poet when he counsels the British fair against — The cap, the whip, the masculine attire. In which they roughen to the sense, and all The wnmfng softoess of their sex is lost. But the female archer does not come under the lash of such satire. The ancient Greeks, who well knew what arts of life accorded best with feminine grace and purity, disdained not to paint Diana with the quiver upon her shoulder, and the bow in her hand ; and Virgil, when describing the magnificence with which Queen Dido was attired for the hunt, tells us that she wore a golden quiver. In- deed, the very act of discharging the arrow froni the bow, to be done properly, must be done gracefully. The chief natural requisites for shooting well, we should describe to be a quick and steady eye, and a quick and steady hand. The proper position in which the bow should be held and its string drawn back, which cannot well be shown upon paper, having been acquired, art and expe- rience have to instruct the archer, first, to point the arrow in a direct line ; and secondly, to elevate it according to the distance of the mark, and the strength of the bow. One thing should be most particularly attended to — that the strength of the how be well adapt- ed to the strength of the arm^that has to bend it. The command of Richard to his army on Bosworth field, " Draw, archers, draw your arrows to the head," was in the true language of an able warrior. It is also essejitial that the arrow should be drawn to its head with a steady hand, which is not likely to be the case if the bow require more strength than the arm can conveniently give ; and the consequence of which is, that the shaft is apt to swerve from the direct line, and fly unsteadily. On the other hand, if a bow of great power is not beyond the strength of the archer, it is the most effective, as the arrow may then be shot hori- zontally to a greater distance, and is, conse- quently, likelier to hit the target than when it requires to be much elevated. Archery, however, is an art, and, like all other arts, requires practice to reach peri'ec- tion ; and thus, while surprise and admiration are often raised by some of the most expert, laughter frequently follows the attempts of the unskilful, who are generally new hands, and who, like the suitors of Penelope, sometimes make sad failures. Let the novice bear in mind the saying of Xenophon — that it was " downright impiety for such as h.ad never learned to ride, to supplicate the Gods for victory in engagements of horse ; or for such as had never learned the use of the bow, to ask the superiority at that weapon over those who understood it." Of course, the point of an arrow formed merely for amusement, is very dilferently con- structed from such as were used in warfare, but the effect even of the former, when well shot, is such as few unacquainted with it would be likely to imagine. Me remember to have seen one, that, having missed the target, and struck against a strong tin quiver lying near, drove its point right through. Due precautions against accident are therefore needful, but the arrangements are generally so good, that we never heard of the slightest unpleasant circumstance of the kind. Those who are sceptical about the force of an arrow, and we have heard some who are, might soon be undeceived by witnessing it. The effemi- nate courtier, in the play, may tell Harry Percy that " but for these vile guns He would himself have been a soldier. — " We much doubt, however, whether the man who would shrink from the sound of cannon, would have felt at all comfortable had he been confronted by the merry bowmen of old Eng- land. During the last few years these meetings have been much upon the increase. We look upon it as a good omen. iVny innocent re- creation, tending to encourage good fellow- ship in a neighbourhood, is beneficial in many respects, but is in none more so than in the opposing influence which it possesses with the gay and inconsiderate, against the fascinations of a continental residence. We would rather see our youth, beauty and chivalry, enjoying themselves upon their native green sward, or shaded by the wide-spreading foliage of the aboriginal oak, than revelling in Parisian saloons, or amidst the midnight carnivals of Italy. Let those who choose decry, as did the partisans of Cromwell, the unoffending amusements of the different orders of society, as immoral and ungodly. We are not of that class, but rather agree with Mr. Burke, when he says that " to make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely ;" and are un- philosophical enough to believe that those a.musements, especially if hallowed by time, are esteemed at a higher rate by the people, and have a happier tendency on the general mind, than sophists, or political economists, may write down in their tablets. Doings and Sayings in the 1'rizf. Ring Tom Gaynor and Ned Neai.. The rain came down in torrents all the morning, but notwithstanding the ardour of the Fancy could not, and would not, be dwmped by " the pitiless jielting sliowers ;" and if theroad did notdisplay numerous barouches, drags, &:c., as a IMay-day morning, neverthe- 44 PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK. OF SPOUTS. less, most of the ohl rins-goers came out to witness the mill. The turnpikes of course, hadaturn; the innkeepers were busy; Iheblunt changed masters; and the penny was turned to a good account. The battle between Neal and Gaynor took place on Tuesday, March 1.5th, 1831, in the same field where Neal de- feated the great gun {Tom dirtnon), called Warfield, in the parish of Wingfield, Berk- shire. At one o'clock, Neal, attended by Spring AxiA Young Sam, threw his hat into the ring, and was received with loud shouts of approbation : he walked up leisurely, and, in the most composed manner, tied his blue fogle to the slakes. Gaynor soon afterwards made his aj>pearance, and shied his tile also within the ropes — waited upon by Harry Holt, and the lively kid (Ned Stockman), when the yel- Inwman was tied to the blue emblem. Curtis was to have undertaken the office of bottle- holder to Gaynor; but, as he said, a violent attack of the screw-matics prevented him. Simon Byrne was also expected to have acted as second to Neal ; but as he did not appear, Josh, Hudson was mentioned ; neither of the above boxers was on the ground. Neal was decidedly the favorite at "> and G to 4, pre- vious to setting to. Tom Cannon observed ti, Neal, " this is your lucky ground, but it is softer to-day." On Gaynor entering the ring, Neal went up to him, asked him how he did, and shook hands with him. The spot selected for the ring was perfectly dry : the office was given for the men to itecl; when the battle i;omnienced. Round 1. Neal looked remarkably well, his condition was good, and owing to the re- novating effects of training, no traces were visible of his recent battle with Sam : his weight was nearly the same, 12 stone 3 lbs. On being asked the question, Neal leplied, " he had not been to scale since his las. ught." Gaynor astonisiied his friends and backers i)y the improvement his frame had undergone in the course of a few weeks, by his careful at- tention to regimen and exercise : he had also completely shakvn-ojf all the up-all-night ap- pearances of a Lush-crib in the heart of the metropolis — the u-aste-bntt sort of thing — the nails in the colfin, and the general stale ap- pearance connected with the character of a fighting man and a London Landlord. Tom iiad made the best use of his time : he entered the ring slap up to the mark, confident of success, aid made up his mind lo nothing else but winning. The attitude? of the men were ex- cellent ; the stakes were high ; the combatants were perfectly aware of each other's milling talents, and both were determined not to give half a chance away. It was therefore cau- tion, extreme caution, and CAUTION to the very echo. Tiiey Jodge-l each other, kept a good look out, and both prepared for any opening thr.t might offer. Ned hopped from any thing like mischief as quick as a squirrel ; and Gaynor jumped out of danger like a pos- ture-master. Several minutes occurred, when Gaynor rubbed his hands, as if tired of doing nothing. At the expiration of Fifteen mi- nutes, Tom put down his hands, and stood completely still, smiling [Applause]. Gaynor at length made an offer, but Neal got away. " Wake him up," said Stockman, " and let Ned know he is in the ring." Twenty-two minutes had now expired, and not a blow struck. " Go to work," from all parts of the ring. Thirty -fire minutes, and nothing like mischief, when Gaynor let fly with his right hand, which was beautifully stopped by Neal [Applause]. The spectators were almost tired with watching the movements of the combatants — the caution observed ou both sides was so excessive. Neal hit out, when Gaynor stopped the blow capitally. Ned also followed his opponent up in the corner, and made himself up for mischief — when the peepers of the crowd were on the stretch ex- pecting smashing work ; but it not appearing exactly safe to Neal. he retreated backwards, to the great disappointment of his friends. FORTY-THREE MINUTES had elapsed, when Gaynor, as if worn out with attitudi- nising, made play with his right hand, which was immediately returned by Neal ; several blows were exchanged ; and, in closing, Neal tried to fib his adversary ; the struggle for the throw was severe on both sides, but Gaynor obtained it. Both down, but Neal under- most. 2. Nothing the matter, but both ready for the attack. After a little dorfghig, Neal fol- lowed up Gaynor to the ropes, but missed a tremendous right-handed blow, which, if it had touched the listener of Gaynor, mjght have altered the state of affairs. In closing, Gay- nor was extremely active with his mauleys: Neal was by no means idle, and the fibbing system was adopted on both sides, until Neal went down. Great shouting. " The Queen's Head," said Stockman, " shall now be the King's Head — we shall win it without a scratched face ; and I'll crown my man with laurels." 3. The left eye of Gaynor was touched a little. " Look," said Sam, " at the mouse I" " Never mind," replied the lively kid, " your man will soon smell a rat. You ought not to have brought the man here. You took the fight out of him! But he is ready made to our hands." Neal stopped a rum one aimed at his nob, and Gaynor also got out of mischief. The latter hit Neal on his ribs, and Ned re- turned slightly. Caution on both sides. Gay- nor ran in, and in closing, after a most des- perate struggle, got Ned down. Lots of ap- plause for the hero of the Queen's Head. During the half minute while Gaynor was sit- ting on his second's knee. Spring exclaimed — " First blood !" pointing to Gaynor's n»outh ; this was most vehemently disputed by Holt, but to us a very slight tinge oi claret appeared on Gaynor's ivories. 4. This was a short lound. After tv/o or three blows, Neal went down. Gaynor sung 1»1ERCE EGA^'S BOOK OF SPOUTS 45 out — '' Take notice, the first knock-down blow \" This was denied by tlie seconds of the opposite party — but no opinion is of any • alue to decide the event as to betting, except *he umpires and referee. 5. — Both down — Gaynor uppermost. 6. The face of Neal looked red, but nothing more. He stopped, in a most scientific style, two hits. Exchanges, when Gaynor laughed, and pointed at his opponent — indicating he did not value his attempts. In closing, Neal struggled violently to obtain the throw, but Gaynor, who is a first-rate wrestler, got Neal down. Loud shouting. The claret was visi- ble enough on the to|) of Neat's nose. 7. The left hand of Neal told on his oppo- nent's mug, when he ran in and caught hold uf Gaynor so tightly, that, in spite of the str\iggles of the latter, Neal positively lifted nim off the ground and threw him so heavily as to be pronounced almost a burster. 7 to 4 on Neal. 8. 9. These rounds were decidedly in favor of Neal. He touched Tom upon some of the old places, the scars of former brave contests, and the claret was seen trickling down his iron ;-heek. But he was as game as a pebble. In closing, both down. 10, The scienceof bothof themen was much admired, and the stops on both sides were of the first character of the Art of Sftlf-Dpfonce. Gaynor it treated from mischief, and Neal took care of himself. The strength of the latter was here manifested in a great degree ; he again got Gaynor off his legs — threw, him on the ground with severity enough to take the fight o it of any one — Gayuor's head made a dent in the ground. " Bravo, Neal — he must win it — he has too much wear-and-tear for Gaynor." Two to one. 11, 12, 13, 14, 1.5, 16. These rounds were like the former ; they partook more of wrest- ling than milliiig ; and altiiough Neal was decidedly the favorite, the old ring-goers and his immediate friends perceived that^his ener- gies were on the wane ; he did not, as hereto- fore in his former battles, go right up to his opponent's head, and fight with him ; in fact, he was too cautious, and retreated at times when he might have done some severe execu- tion. During some of these rounds 3 to 1 had been laid on Neal. 17. Gaynor, although piping, was confident, and in a masterly style he threw Neal. Great applause, and " well done, Gaynor." 18. The men were now on their mettle, and mining was the order of the round. Som.e sharp hits occurred between them. Gaynor's nob showed the Aandv-work of his opponent, and the left peeper of Ned was considerably damaged, and put on the winking list. Gay- nor ran after Neal, but Ned was not to be had. Both down. One hour and a quarter had elapsed. I'J. This was one of the best rounds in the fight ; and, as the Sage of the East would hare said, had he but seen the men, ihelookers' on had the best of it. They stood up to each other well — exchanging hits — the c<,aret on both their mugs, until both down. " A\'ell done, on both sides," and applause from all parts of the ring. 20, 21, 22. Neal stood well on his pins — his wind was also good — and the general opinion entertained round the ring was, that ne must win ; in fact, the 2Vfrt^ites could not *ay out their blunt, no takers were, except in a few slight instances, to be met with, Gaynor undermost in both of these rounds. 23. This was a truly distressing round to Tom, and, after some blows were exchanged between them, Ned, by the dint of strengtli, threw Gaynor, who fell upon his head, and Neal went down upon him. Harry Holt, a capital second at all times, never exerted hijn- self more to bring up his man clean and well than he did throughout the fight ; he placed Gaynor's head right — indeed it was almost out of place, so great was the shock he had re- ceived. " It will soon he over — it is as right as a trivet — hoiv can Neal lose it ?" from tiie Blue Fogle party. " By de powers of IMoll Kelly," said a J'atlander, " do dat again for me, Ned, and you shall have all the four Misses , with £2000 per annum, for your wives ; and I'll give you the ould widow into the bargain." 24. Gaynor came to the scratch a tiny bit groggy — witii bellows to mend — but never- theless his game was tiie delight of all the spectators. He sparred a short time f(^r wind — when he made play, and some hits were exchanged. In closing, he threw Neal, The applause was great, and " we don't know what to make of it." 25. Short. Both down. Gaynor under most. 2G, 27, 28, 29. Although the friends of Neal had made up their minds, at this period of the fight, that he must win the battle, they did not approve of his fondness to obtain the throws— they were aware it must ultimately tear him to pieces. He now and then made use of his left hand, which told on the mug of his opponent ; but, in general, the defensive mode was too prominent : it wanted more of the fighting character. Both down in these rounds, after severe struggles for the falls. 30. Short. Exchanges. Both down. 31. Neal commenced fighting, and Gaynor stood well up to him ; counter hits, and not light ones. Both down. 32. Gaynor planted a severe facer. "Bravo ■! that's the way, Tom," said Stockman, " He don't like it ; two more of the same sort will do the trick — and I'll order a diamond neck- lace from my jeweller's on Ludgate-hill, fo» the Queen's Head — I always patronize merit." Ned drove Gaynor to the ropes, where they were hanging on for a short period, until both down. 33. Again at the ropes, when Neal held fast by one of the stakes, and ultimately threw Gaynor on his head. Neal uppermost 46 PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS 34. Oaynor endeavoured to serve out Neal, but he escaped from punishment, and went dowrn, " Take your man out of the ring," said Curtis to Holt, " you have won it." Ned vent down without a blow. The Pet was very attentive to the battle — watching every movement, with his ticker in his hand, to see the time kept correctly, and how long the battle lasted. 35. Nothing the matter in this round. Both down. 36. This was a fighting round. Ned's peeper was almost closed ; but, nevertheless, his backers were quite sanguine as to the ter- mination of the battle. Both their mugs were clareted. Tom was terribly distressed, but he was not down upon his luck. In closing, both down, Gaynor undermost. 37. Gaynor planted another facer, and was following it up, when Neal went down, " He's as dead as a house," said Stockman. " You are wrong, my lively kid," replied a Patlander, " Ned is as strong as a Hercules, and will soon put on the polish, honey." 38. 39. "The appearance of Neal's mug, ex- cepting his nearly darkened peeper, did not show much punishment ; and his wind was good. In closing, the Jibbing system was re- sorted to, and Gaynor had none the worst of it. Both down. The friends of Gaynor were now on the qui vive. He'll win it now ! " Win it!" said Reuben Martin, " How can Tom lose it ? Neal is as slow as a top ; it will soon be over." 40, 41, 42. To the spectators in general, Ned appeared fresh and strong enough to fight for half an hour longer ; but one of his imme- diate friends, also a bacV.er, and a near rela- tive of Neal's, said in a sort of whisper — a sighing kind of ejaculation— upon perceiving an alteration in his countenance for the worse, "By J — s, the battle's lost!' Gaynor re- viving, made play, planted two hits ; ex- changes, and Ned down. 43, and Last. On coming to the scratch, Ned, as usual, made himself up for milling, but on Gaynor's attempting to plant a hit, he retreated to tlie ropes. Tom followed him, and in closing, Gaynor threw Neal, which gave the latter a sort of twist in his neck, and likewise fell on him. Upon Spring and Sam picking up Neal, he was insensible ; and although the ex-champion pulled his head on one side, and the young phenomenon on the other, Ned could not be tvaked, and was deaf to the call of time. Gaynor jumped for joy, and received the shouts of the spectators as the conqueror, and the congratulations of his friends. The battle continued for ONE HOUR AND FIFTY -ONE MINUTES. Gaynor walked to his barouche and four, when the yellow fogle was soon hoisted over the fallen blue bird's eye out of the window, and the prads went off at a smart rate for Shirley's, his trainer, at Egham ; while, on the contrary, Ned was carried to his vehicle, and conveyed with the utmost speed to Sunning Hill, at- tended by his seconds, put to bed, and bled by a medical man, to make " all right." Ned complained of his right shoulder. Gaynor went to bed at Egham for a couple of hours, and then started for town, where he arrived at the Queen's Head, Duke's Court, Bow Street, about nine o'clock. His house was overflow- ing with company to hail his return ; and also a complete mob outside the doors. OnSERVATIONS. Neal may now say, in the words of Shak- speare, " A pox on both your houses !" in al- lusion to Sam and Gaynor, or perhaps the phrase might be more appropriate — " between you both, I have been bothered out of my fighting qualities ! — I have lost my fair fame, and terminated my milling career as a losing man !" According to his intimate friends and backers, having two matches on at once proved rather too much for his mind — after his severe defeat by Sam — having only eight clear weeks, or fifty-six days, to get over the mortifying recollection of his loss of glory, and to appear again at the scratch, fighting his man £300 to £200. To say the least of it, the match was ill judged ; but the fault did not rest with Neal ! his backers made the match without consulting him, and he would not let tliem forfeit their deposits. Indeed, so confi- dent was he of success, that he put down £200 of his own money towards the stakes. But tiie truth must be told; and, to sum up in little, Ned is nothing like so good a man as heretofore ; he wants energy ; his fighting points have left him ; his perception is nothing like so acute, as in his previous battles, to seize upon an opening likely to lead to victory, after the illcln&er of a Xelson, or a Wellington, and to turn it to a successful account. His determination, resoluti'^n, game, fortitude, gluttony, bottom, or devil, which- ever the reader likes best, does not now attach to his once warlike pugilistic character. He does not like to be a receiver — it does not suit his constitution. Owing to the above cir- cumstances he lost his fight Avith Sam ! But it ought never to be forgotten by the fancy, and the milling coves in general, "that he HAS DONE THE RING SOME SERVICE, AND THEY KNOW IT !" He never did wrong ; and his conduct as a boxer was always straight for- ward. Out of EIGHTEEN BATTLES in the Prize Ring, /our times only he experienced defeat. Respecting the conqueror, Tom Gaynok, as a scientific fighter, he is well known and re- spected ; and as a game man he must be admired. His caution in the early part of the battle proved his sound judgment towards obtaining victory. Gaynor only weighed 11 stone 31b., a stone less than his opponent ; it will be admitted that caution became neces- sary — cmd he was perfectly aware that, to- wards the latter part of the fight, irameness was essential — nay, without it he could not have proved the conqueror. We are extremely PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS, 47 glad to hear that Neal has taken his leave of the ring; and we sincerely hope ToM Gaynok will adopt the same resolution. GOING TO SEE THE FIGHT. Tune. — "The night before Imyxi was stretched." "To be, or not to be, that's the question." Tommy Hudsox. The watchmaD was crying " |iast four," When lanky Tom I>enuy arose ; He jump'd out o' bed on the lioer, Aud groped in Die dark, for his c'.othes- Him, cross eyed Billy Smart, And Sam Grope bad agreed ovei- night ; Aud borrcw'd Aby Long's liorse and cart, Togo down and see Ihe figlii. The morning was lourii and wet. The clouds seem'd leady to bui-st ; Say? Sam, " no good hick I shall get, I got out o' bed backside first ' Says Tow, " we shall do well enough, Tlie day light will make it all right ; Such old woman's sayings are stiift'. Ar'n't we going to see the fight 1" Says Bill, " it looks queer, for my part. We've only one horse 'tis true ; Bar.h him 'tween the shafts of the cart, And then you'll see he'll be to." Says Tom, " clap a stop on your muns. And buckle that belly-band tight ; We don't want none of your puns, 'Cause we're going to see the fight." The three all, without more ado, Jump'd into the cart all alive. And had then a rare filliloo. Concerning which on 'em should drive. Says Bill, " we must go pretty sharp, To get back to town by night : So iet s have no rows, — come orp ! We're going to see the fight." The pike man at Tyburn Gate, About the mill not at all knowing. Cried out, " why you drive a rare rate. Gentlemen, where are you going 1" Says Bill, " why, Pikey, yo ho! Cup, hand up the change— all right ; We all on us, if you must know, Are going to see the fight." They guv'd him a bad half-crown, ' Twas so dark that he could not see ; And, though the rain still pattered down, They started again off with glee. The mare went along pretty prime, ^ Aud now it began to get light ; They hoped to be there in time. Thus going to see the fight. To Wormwood Scrubbs then they got. All three well wet to the skin ; Of porter they call'd for a pot. And three half-quarterns of gin. The landlord laughed, ready to burst. Says he, " why your scent is not right ; Vou mubt go to Moiilsey Hurst, If you want to see the fight. Then all held a council of war. As tr what was best to be done ; Tom Lenny he said 'twas too fur For Aby Long's mare to run. Bill Smart said, " O that's all my eye. The mare is in very good plight : 1 motes that we do go — foi why ■? Why we com'd out to see the fight." . The mare again put in the cart, 'Cross the country to Moulsey to roam; But not liking that way to start. She bolted straight forwards for home. She ran as if drove by a witch: Tom Lenny held the reins tight; She capsized then\ all in a ditch. Going to see the fight. Tom Lenny got out of it first. And all round about him did stare ; Sam Grope swore, hallofd, and curs'd, And Bill Smart he wallopd the mare. The shafts and the axletree broke Left the cart in a pitiful plight ; All of 'em thought it uojoke. Thus going to see die fight he mare was much hurt by the fall. They found totheii iiding a baulk ; She scaicely could toddle at all. So they weie oifinuted to walk. To a stable they got her at la.st. While the cart in the mud stuck so light ' hey walk d up to town,— not so fast , As they'd gone down to see the fight. When Aby Long heard it next day. He blow'd iij) all three of them roun'J ; And made 'em the damages pay, A matter of five or six pound. My advice now may not be the worst. Never choose a man with a cross sight ; Nor get out of bed backside first. When you're going to see a tight. THE LAST WORDS AND TESTAMENT OF ROBERT LOGIC, ESQ. [Froyn Pierce Egan's Finish to Life in London. '\ Being ■wide awaLe— my upper sTOR'i" in per- fect repair — and down to what I am about — I have seized hold of the feather, with ^ firm hand, to render myself intelligible, and also to communicate the objects I have in view : 1 give and bequeath unto my friend, Jerry Hawthorn, F^sq., my tile, my ca.stor, my topper, my upper-crust, my pimple- cover er, otherwise MY HAT, which, I hope, will never be the means of changing the app»^arance of " an old friend with a new face." To my out-and- out friend and companion, Corinthian Tour, . I give my spread, my sianmer-cdbbuge, niy uuter-plitnt , but more generally understood as my i/MP.RELLA ; who, I feel assured, will never let it be made use of as a shelter for duplicity, ingratitude, or huml/uggery of any sort ! Also, to Jf.krv Hawthorn, Esq., I resign my fam-snalchers, i. e. my gloves, under the con- sideration, if he ever should part with them, that they are only to be worn by those per- sons who have " a hand to give, and a heart that forgives !" Likewise to Jerry Haw- thorn, Esq., I bequeath my four- eyes, my bar- nacles, my green specs., but, amongst opticians, denominated spectacles. It is ray sincere wish, that nothing greeii will be ever seen api(ertaining to them, except their colour: I also hope they will not, upon any occasion whatever, magnifij trifles into diffiouliies : but enable the wearer to see his way through LIFE as clear as crystal ! I press upon Jerry Hawthorn, Esq., his acceptance of my f ogle, my wipe, my clout., my sneezer, politely termed a SILK HANDKERCHIEF. This article has often been used to wipe oft' the tear of pity, and always forthcoming at a tale of distress ; may it be ever at hand on such Christian-like occasions ! To Philip Timothy Splintd-i Esq., I bequeath my upper tog, my Benjamin, my wrapper, generally called a top coat, with the advice, that however it may be mended 48 PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS, mended, and mended again, he will never let with his kindness towards the failings of it be turned against unavoidable misfortunes, others, teaches him to tread lightly o'er the poverty, and charity. My ticker, my tattler, ashes of the dead ! To prevent mistakes re- my thimble, otherwise my watch, I bequeath specting my bit, I have not a bit to leave ; it to Jerry Hawthorn, Esq., as an emblemat- having been with me for some time past — ical gift to keep TIME upon all occasions — to Pockets to Lt.T, unfurnished; Sic transit gloria remember its inestimable value ; and also to mundi ! But, nevertheless, I trust that i recollect that he will, some day or another, be have always proved amicus humani gerieris ! wound-u]) for the last time. My two seals I My books having been long booked for their give conjointly to my most valued and dear value, and afforded me consolation and sup- friends, Corinthian Tom and Jerry Haw- port in the hour of need — 1, therefore, leave THORN, Esqrs., in order, if possible, that the as I found it, for other folks to bustle in, that bonds of friendship may be more firmly seated great volume— the WORLD ! which, upon between them, to the end of their lives. To all occasions, was my sheet anchor ! assisted Miss Mary Rosebud, I give and bequeath my by the following good old maxims, as my DIAMOND RING, as a representative of her ex- guide : — cellent brilliant qualities, and also as a golden Tempus edax rerum. fence, to secure her virtue, reputation, and Vincet Veritas. dignity. To my worthy friend, Sir John Principiis obsta. Blubber, Knt., I give and bequeath my pad- Vitiis nemo sine nascitur. ders, my stampers, my buckets, otherwise, my Spes mea in Deo. BOOTS, whose knowledge of mankind, united Spero meliora. Robert Logic. Was erected in remembrance of ROBERT LOGIC, Esq. A^ho was viewed throughout the circle of his acquaintances as A MAN, In every sense of the word, ^ VALUABLE AS GOLD ! Mirth and Good-Humour were always at his elbows ; but DULL CARE Was never allowed a seat in his presence. He played the first fiddle in all companies, and was never out of tune : BOB was a wit of the first quality ; 3ut his satire was general, and levelled against the follies of nieinkind ; PERS'„^A^1TV and Scandal he disclaimed : His exertions were always directed to make others happy. As a CHOICE SPIRIT, he was unequalled ; And as a sincere friend, never excelled ; but in his character of a MAN OF THE WORLD, BOB LOGIC was a Mirror to all his Companions. Mankind had been his study ; and he had perused the Great With superior advantages ; and his Commentaries o MEN AND MANNERS Displayed not only an enlarged mind ; but his opinions were gentlemanly and liberal. His intimate knowledge of vice had preserved him from being vicious ; by which source he was able to discriminate with effect ; and Virtue appeared more beautiful in his eyes. Truth was his polar star ; and integrity his sheet anchor. Adversity could not reduce his noble mind. And Prosperity was not suffered to play tricks with his feelings : HE WAS A MAN UNDER ALL CIRCUMSTANCES! Flattery he despised ; while Candour obtained his respect ; and the corner-stone of his character was^-SINCERlTY. Ke was charitable, but not ostentatious, and a well-wisher to all the world. His Friends TOM AND JERRY, Lamenting his severe loss in Society, trust, that upon the AWFUL DAY OF RECKONING, The Great Auditor of Accounts will find his BALANCE SHEET Correct, {errors excepted) : And as the whole tenour of BOB LOGIC'S life had been a volume OF pleasure, they sincerely hope it will be WELL BOUND at the last ! PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. 4^ PAUL PRY TAKING A SYNOPSIS OF Well, I hope T don't ii trade, but I wish I may die if ever I saw so lively a sip,ht ! 'tis beautiful ! All bustle, all glorious confusion ; but, nevertheless, all happiness. I am sorry my Paulina is not here, she is so very fond of a bit of sport — my Kib would enjoy it so much. I really don't wish to intrude ; but one cannot intrude here. I should think they are such a set of jolly dogs, all hail fellow well met. Sporting of al' sports — pick and choose, as my fruit- woman says, where you like best, according to your fancy. Here's HORSE-RACING, HUNTING, MILLING, CRICKET, SAILING, BOXING, ANGLING, SHOOTING, &C. Every body is on the qui vii-e — some to look after the blunt — others to ' drop it,' as the sporting folks say. What funny fellows they are ! Lots of sharps to be met witli, and plenty of flats to be picked up ! But it is al^ 4. THE SPORTING WORLD. right : what precious dull ' Old Fogeys we should soon be, if we had not sometliing now and then to divert our a teution from the crosses and losses in this life, and to rub off the rust of ' Care' from our minds ! we might also lay down and die with grief, and according to the song, '' Let us all be unhappy together." No, no — that will never do (or Patd Pry. Blow me, if I don't love a bit of life; and I am not one of those sort of chaps who say they enjoy the ' luxury of woe 1' I am for the other side of the picture — to laugh and grow fat. Besides the old English sports do good to all classes of life — the money is continually changing masters at such times — the rich man spends it freely, and the poor fellow finds the advantages resulting from these sort of K 60 PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. amusements for the sale of his wares. As the late Lord Byron said, Cash does, and cash alone ; Cash rules the grove, and fells it too besides ; Without CASH, camps v/ere thin, and courts were none ; Without CASH I wish I may die, " if I an't all my eye and Betty Martin :" and Lord Byron, great a man as he was, if he were alive now, he could not say a bit more to the purpose. Therefore, as I often tell my Paulina over onr twankey, and Sally Lunn. when she and I can't match our horses together, every one to his/awcy : and so it ought to be — there is nothing like variety — and the sporting world gives you a fine sample of it. May I be hanged, if I don't like to hear those sporting chaps cAq^, as they call it ; you cannot be dull in their company ; yet, nevertheless, there is a great deal of routine about their conversation, and they scarcely ever open their mouths without finishing the sentence with, " I'll bet you 2 to 1 ; 6 to 4 ; and so on, that you do not name the winner :" indeed, without a bet amongst these sort of gentry, any thing like interest seems to eva- porate from their minds, and the whole of their arguments become little else than *' stale, flat, and unprofitable." Blow me, if ever I shall forget it the longest day I have to live; indeed, it always makes me laugh whenever the circumstance flashes across my memory, although the first time that I told it to Paulina I thought she would have snapped my nose off. She looked at me with such an ill-natured frown that I did not know what to make of it, when she observed that, I ought to have been ashamed of myself — itreally was profane, nay, quite awful. Some- thing like making game of the church. But Lord bless your unsophisticated soul, an- swered I, you never Paulina were more in the basket in your life time, to think that I would make game of the church ! Indeed, I know myself too well for that: because I am well assured there are several good one's amongst them at all events. I have lived long enough to know that the ' Devil is never half so black as he is painted ;' and in spite of all the songs and balderdash made against the clergy, I shall always pay respect to the ' good ones' of the cloth : — At the sign of the horse. Old Spintext of course. Each night took his pipe and his pot ; O'er a jorum of nappy, Quite pleasant and happy. Was plac'd the canonical sot ! However, that is neither here nor there to my story ; but that Tom Six-to-Four was such a precious fellow for betting, that I happened once accidentally to meet him in a chapel, when he, witiiout the least hesitation, offered me a wager of 3 to 2 that he would mention the time by five minutes nearer than I did, when old Spintext had finished his sermon. Blow me, if ever I felt so much ashamed in all my life, and I did not know where to put ray head ; therefore, I was compelled to bolt. and cut the sermon, in order to prevent be- having ill towards the minister, or disre«. spectfully to the congregation. But, nevertheless, there are a gay, high- spirited, liberal-minded, set of fellows, who forget and forgive in spite of all their little ' blowings up' to get a point the best of one another in a bet : and likewise the right sort of chaps to make the money fly, as the trades- men call it, and, to keep trade moving. Blow me if I don't remember the " Fot;u- IN-HAKD Club," as they called themselves : — that was the ' time of day' for the Sporting World, as my friend Jack Dash used to say, when you might meet witli a ' mub of swells' in every street at the west end of the town, and ' well breeched' into the bargain, with lots of goldfinches to make the ' wisit pleasant.' Talk of the procession of the mail coaches compared with ' the fours,' why they must not be mentioned in the same day with the elegant turn-outs ofthe Club. It was quite a treat to see them start from Hyde Park Corner ; such prime cattle, I never saw before nor since, proper high-bred ones, quite beauties : and t wish I may die, if every one of their drags, yes, they used to call them drags, I well re- member, were not complete pictures to look at, and ought to have been framed and glazed for the honor ofthe coachmakers, and to per- petuate the taste of the club. They were in- deed, real gentlemen coachmen — dressed like gentlemen — and also looked like gentlemen, although their toggery was sporting like, and appeared rather knowing. I think now I see Mr. Charles Buxton, their leader, mount tlie box and give the signal for starting : I fancy he was a fine fellow to put-'em-along ; an or- nament and honor to the road ; followed by Lord Haivke, nothing else but a good one to get over the ground ; and close after him the Earl of Portarlington, an excellent whip. Mr. Akers, also a capital coachman ; and then Mr. Osbaldeston with his ' Canary,' as those high bred ones used to call his vehicle ; indeed, it was slap-up to the echo, that is. slap up again ; you could not keep your eyes off his drag, it was such an elegant article — a pattern for all other coachmen. The Hon. Captain Agar, %vho well knew what to do with four prime tits before him ; Sir Harry Vane Tempest was likewise 'bang up' to the mark ; and >he S. S. of the Club ; Sir John Rogers, who could handle the ribbons with as much ease and dexterity as he did his feather, to make " all right" The Earl of Sefton pushed along with all the style of a first rate charioteer ; Mr. Wedderburne Web- ster, equally on the qui live to add style to the club ; and the Hon. Lincoln SUmhope, full of life and fire, scarcely able to hold in his prime ' goers' they were such out-and-outers. Major Pelhy, safe, pieasant, and easy, driving with all the sang froid, as if toddling over a bowling green. Sir Bellingham Graham, at home to a peg. A regular sporting hero — well furnished for the box, the chace, or the PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. 51 race course. Nothing to learn, but complete at all points — the proprietor, horses, -jntl drag, all of a-piece — excellent. Sir Godfrey Web- ster — a regular dash, neck-or-notlung, turf or turnpike, and no odds about the matter. Never on the fret, but who looked aftej- the leader, and made the wheelers do their work —might have got a birth for a regular drags- luan, and no questions asked — the whip look- ed well in his hands. Sir Charles Bam/ijlde, pluck to the back bone — too game to be beaten on any suit- — with the prads quite under his command. Mr. Champion, nothing wanting to 'show off' well. 3Ir. Harrison, a right one, and never at fault ; and, though last not least in the catalogue of excellence, Sir John Lade, the emperor of whips — whose title precludes the necessity of any further com- ments. Blow me, if I would not walk, nay, almost hop, ten miles to see such a club start now-a-days ; but the young Swells do not ap- pear to me to have half the spunk the above ' Choice Spirits' possessed. They were, indeed, nothing else but rummy ones ! The proprietor of race-horses will en- tertain you for hours together with the blood, bone, and pedigree of his high-bred cattle ; but ask him to trace his family connections, and he will laugh at you for being a bore, and wonder how you could waste your time upon such dry uninteresting details. Telling you, at the same time, to let the dead rest in their graves, as he ias objects of greater import- ance in view . See the Course throng'd with gazers, the sports are begun. What confusion, but hear ! I'll bet yoii. Sir ! done ! Ten thousand strange rujnours resound far and near. Lords, hawkers, and jockeys, assail t'ne tir'd ear ; While with neck, like a rainbow, erecting his crest, Pamper'd, prancing, aud pleas'dj nis head touching his breast Scarcely snuffing the air, he's so proud and elate, TheHinH-METTLEU RiCKR first starts for the plate What a beautiful race ! A. handkerchief might cover the whole of them ! Haw charm- ingly Fanny moves her legs ! What speed ! She's a picture of a horse I There's nothing like her on the course for blood and bone ! The mare wins the Cup for 1000 gs. " Done ! once more, if you like !" " Done !" " I'll do it again. Sir !" " You do to the end of the chapter ! She is not the favorite, and that's quite enough for me to lay upon her. Bar Long Legs and the Duke, and I'll take the field." 'My eye, did you ever see such whipping and slashing ! There's jockeyship ! Neck and neck ! What prime ones ! It must be a dead heat!" "No, no!" "Huzza! Fanny's got the lead — she keeps it ! What a plungn ! Go along, my dear Fanny— she passes the winning post ! She's won the Cup! That's the time of day.— Hnzza! Huzza!" I wish I may die, if this sort of sporting lingo is not very moving: it keeps all our senses upon the alert; and, for the time being, the interest is kept up so strongly on our minds, that nothing e'se is thought of but the winning horse And then the fox-hunter, who thinks he is always at the heels of the fox, if you listen to his discourse ; yet, I wish I may die if it don't do one good to hear him, there is su much spirit in his description : — -Hark I what loud shouts Re-echo through the groves ! he breaks away : Shrill horns proclaim his flight. Each straggling' hound Strains o'er the lawn to reach the distant pack. 'Tis triumph all, and joy." It was the fox 1 saw as he came down the hill : those crows directed me which way to lool<, and the sheep ran from iiim as lie passed along. The hounds are now on t!ie very spot, yet the sheep stop them not, for tliey dart beyond them. Now see with what eagerness they cross the plain ! Galloper no longer keeps his place. Brusher takes it : see how he flings for the scent, and how im- petuously he runs ! How eagerly he took the lead, and how he strives to keep it ! yet Victor comes up apace. He reaches him ! See what an excellent race it is between them ! It is doubtful which will reach the cover first! how eagerly they strain! — now Victor, Victor! Ah ! Brusher you are beat; Victor first tops the hedge. See there ! see how they all take it in their strokes ! The hedge cracks with their weight, so many jump at once. Blow me, if I an't all in raptures with their discourse — it is all life : and as I say to my Paulina, when I can't get her out of bed in a morning, it is exercise is the best doctor — I hate apothecary's bills — and I al- ways cry out when I see their draughts come into my house ; ' throw physic to the dogs, I'll have none of it.' And the best way too, I'll be hanged if it an't? Neither is the pigeon-shooter at a loss for arguments to support his favorite sport; and he will also keep you engaged in conversa- tion for half a day together, to hear about his exploits at the Red House : that he may be backed with safety, as he is in the possession of a gun that never misses the bird, either from the trap or in a preserve, he is such a good marksman. Blow me, if it does not make me laugh heartily sometimes to hear some of these cnaps praise themselves, and lay it on as thick as mustard — they ' out-herod Herod,' so much with their would-be crack shots ; but then, as I tell my Paulina, there is no- thing like being good-natured — that ' more flies are caught with honey than with vinegar ;' so I accommodate them and swallow it all as gospel what they assert. By which means I never lose a friend. And I wish I may die if it an't the best way — there is nothing got by contradiction. Then sometimes in an even- ing I drop in to near a bit of a cha7it after they have killed baskets full of birds — which gives a zest to their glasses of liquor ; and which also enables them to blow ' dull Care' away with the whiffs from their cigars : — There's no rural sport surpasses, PIGEON SHOOTING, cirUiug glasses, E2 62 PIERCE EGANS BOOK OF SPORTS. Fill the crystal goblet «ip ; Fill the crystal gohlet up ; No Game Laws can ever tliwart us, fioT qui tarns nor Habeas Corpus, For our license Venus grants. Let's he grateful ; here's a bumper ; For her bounty, here's a bumper. The lovers of Sailing are equally eloquent in support of their amusement; and I wish I may die, if they don't study how to look and act the character of a sailor with as much care as a performer on the stage ; and they also knock about nautical phrases to the great astonishment of the natives of the vil- lages both up and down the river — with the most perfect ease and confidence. But blow me if I don't like to go a short voyage in a sailing boat — you enjoy so delightfully the breezes, and also avoid the dust : indeed, my Paulina will have it that sAort voyages are the safest on board such boats. "That is a pre- judice, my dear Paulina," says I ; " Did you ever hear now of a sailing boat being lost ?" *' No, Paul," she replied ; " I must admit that I did not." " Well, then," I answered, "as Bill Bet-all says— it is all the amateur sailing boats on Old Father Thames to one, that there is no going to the boitom about it and I hope I may never have another squint to get hold of a secret, if I don't like the gal- lantry attached to those clubs — they name their boats after their sweethearts, or some favorite girl ; and if ever I have the luck to have one built, blow me if she can't be called * the Paulina :" in accordance with the follow- ing song: — My love's a vessel, trim and gay, Rigg'd out with truth and stor'd with honor. As thro' life's breeze she cuts her way, All ejes with rapture gaze upon her. Built, ev'ry wond'ring heart to please. The lucky shipwright's love and fancy 1 From stem to stern she sails with ease, And at her launch they called her Nancy. If you pay attention to the Patron of Scien- tific Pugilism, you will find that he is equally as much devoted to Milling as the lover of racing, the ardent fox-hunter, and the patient angler, are to their various sports. He is quite eloquent in his mode of delivery upon the subject: — " Only look at his condition," says he, at the boxer he is going to back, " he is as fine as a star ; as full of bone and blood as a thorough bred racer, and as nimble on his pins as a greyhound. He is a picture to look at ; and such a boy to hit and get away, and never distressed ! He is quite an artist in his line — he paints after nature ; and the late Sir Thomas Laurence, with all his tip-top excellence, never produced such beau- tiful colours. View him as a polisher, and the French are a complete century behind him for talent — he polishes off his antagonist in such quick time : but for putting in & floorer, what an author would term a climax, and the actor a denouement ; he is nothing else but a Nonpareil — and he must prove the winner. ' Lombard Street to a China orange,' and no .mistake : — First, my muse I'll invoke— the brave Sires of the Fist, Those heropsof old who stand high on the list, — ■' To Figg, father Broughton, and veteran Slack, — Tom JoHJisoN, Mich. Ryan that brave P»tioy WUACK ! To do thom all justice I cannot now stay. Nor half their brave actions and feats here display, But couw^r.v or colour to us are the same, Only anxious are we in preserving the Game. And then the quiet angler, who prides him- self on his favorite sport, viewing all other sorts of amusement as little better than loss of time, who will sit, throughout a long summer's day, like Patience on a monument. Smiling And yet he appears completely satisfied with his day's sport, if he only obtains " a nibble." Well, blow me if there is any accounting for the different tastes of men ; yet, nevertheless, the adage is perfectly true, that " one man's meat is another man's poison :" only hear the angler : — Oh, my beloved nymph ! tair dove ! Princess of rivers ! how I love Upon tby flowery banks to lie And view thy silver stream When gilded by a summer beam, And in it all thy wanton fry, Playing at liberty ; And, with my angle upon them, The all of treachery 1 ever learn'd industriously to try. May I never again pick up a bit of inform- ation on the sly, if it is not quite a treat to hear the ' chaff-cutting' between the chaps in the Sporting World, denominated * Trotters ;' their very souls, as it were, seem interested upon nothing else but ' trotting-matches,'— it is quite a mania among them, from the proprie- tor of the humble donkey, the natty kill-bull, up to the Heavy Swell, The leading feature of their discourse, at all times, is concerning the capabilities of their cattle : i. e., what a horse can perform in an hour, either to walk, trot, or to gallop. " I have got one of the fastest things alive," observes an old Trotting JMan to his company, — '' there is nothing like my mare in this country; or in the next to it ; and also a great way further off — the whole world." Blow me if I have not -often stared again with surprise at the strange remarks I have heard : and, when the subject has been completely exhausted, then you are sure to hear it brought forward again in verse, — Come, I ride as good a trotting-horse as any one in town, He'll trot you sixteen miles an hour, I'll bet a hundred pound : He's such a one to bend his knees, and tuck his haunches in, That to heave the dirt in people's eyes, he thinks it not a sin. So he rides away, trots awiy, &c. In fact, in every different pursuit in the Sporting World-, you will find persons equally animated in the praise of that peculiar sport, in which they feel the most interested ; and the Cricketer will tire out your patience with the abilities of Jem Never-lose. " Jem,'' PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. 5;> says he, " is such a prime chap to catch a ball, to bowl down a wicket, or to stump his man out, that there is notliing like him in the list of cricketers. He is a very poor fellow, but that is of no consequence to Sporting Men ; he possesses such knowledge of the game of cricket, that the Swells from all parts of the kingdom always send for Jem when they are making any match of consequence ; in fact, they can't do without Never-lose, if they mean to tciii the match ; besides, he is such a good one to make up ' an Eleven' against all Eng- land." I wish I may die, if Jem an't so much interested in the game of cricket, that he does not care one farthing respecting the success of the Reform Bill, — paying off the National Debt, — or who ' rules the Roast;' so that he can catch a ball, or bowl his opponent out. Blow me, if Never-lose did not get me into a string for one whole evening, upon the merits of the different cricketers in England, that 1 could not get a word in edge-ways ; however, upon leaving Jem, I told him the ' innings' I had had that night at cricket, would last me all my life time ! The admirers of Cocking are not destitute jf arguments to back their favorite sport; indeed, at tiie present moment, in several of the cock-pits, both in town and country, are to be seen noblemen of the highest rank in the peerage, and some of the oldest members of l!ie House of Lords, giving it their support and sanction. " Well, blow me if I can make it out, to witness the sums of money won and lost upon the different mains all over Eng- land ! But such is the fact, and my answer to the Cockers is, if I can enjoy my amusement without restraint, you may fight cocks till you are tired of it." Bob Heerem-well, a great cocker, and a fellow who had also the gift ot the gab, used frequently to ask, with a sort of confidential triumph, " I should like to know what any body has got to say against cock- fighting. Aye, who has got any thing to say against cock-fighting ? If they have, only let them hear what I have got to urge in its favor. then let them judge and determine ; and I'U bet it is two to one in my favor." Bob Heel 'em-well was quite eloquent in his recital of the following well-known anecdote : — When Theimistocles led an army of his countrymen againsttheirbarbarian neighbours, he beheld two Cocks engaging in furious com- bat ! The spectacle was not lost upon him ; he made his forces halt, and thus addressed them : — " Those Cocks, my gallant soldiers, are not fighting for their country, their paternal gods, nor do they endure this for the monuments of their ancestors, for their offspring, or fd^ the sake of glory in the cause of liberty : the only MOTIVE IS, that the one is heroically resolved vot to yield to the other!" This impressive harangue rekindled their valour, and led them to conquest. After their decisive victories over the Persians, the Athenians decreed by law, that one day should be set apart in every year for the public exhibition of COCK FIGHTING, at the expense of the state.' Now, says Bob, with exultation, I think 1 have put on the 'stopper!' concluding his argument with the following verse of a sport- ing song :— I'll race my Jack, or bait a bull, Or fight ray Dnorile-doo ! I'll flash a quid with any cull. And fly a pigeon blue : The Wrestlers are quite ' up in the stir- rups' respecting the antiquity of their sport ; and offer to bet any odds that ivrestling is the oldest on the list of sports. Be that as it may, ■within the last few years it has made great progress in several of the counties in England ; and Devonshire and Cornwall have contended for the championship, in the persons of Cann and Polkinhorne, witli great spirit and ardour on both sides, reminding us that the ' days of chivalry are not o'er.'" Polkinhorne and Cann are esteemed as the two best wrestlers in the kingdom : — " Now clear the Ring ! for, baud to hand. The manly Wrestlers take their stand. Two o'er the rest-superior rose. And proud demanded micjhtier foes. Nor called in vain ; for Douglas came. — For life is Hugh of Lambert lame. Scarce better John of Alloa's fare, Whom senseless home his comrades bear. Prize •){ the ttrestliiii; match, the King To Douglas gave a golden ring. The iMetropolis also has been the scene for the decision of several great matches between Cann, Gafney, Copp, Thome, Murray, &c. The principal places of resort for the wrestling fanciers to meet have been at the Golden Eagle, Mile-end-road ; and at the Eagle Ta- vern, City-road ; kept by the well-known sporting Tom Rouse. The latter person has endeavoured to ' keep the game alive,' by offering prizes of £50, £25, £1.5, for the best player; and also several Silver Cups have been given to the winners, by the landlord of the Eagle Tavern. But i wish I may die if I should like to be pulled and hauled about, and my shins kicked as I have seen some of them, for all the plate in Rundell and Bridge's shop; no, I am blowed f I should, — but every one to his liking. Abraham Cann is a very fine wrestler ; indeed,- there is a certain sort of superiority about his action, that I never met with in any other wrestler I ever saw throw a man. But most of the counties have different modes of wrest- ling. Cann is considered by the men as a very fine, well-made, athletic man ; but, 15y the females, rather handsome, and something of the Adonis attached to his person. He has got a good head, with fine glossy, black, curling hair — something after the manner of the late Lord Byron, which rendered him extremely attractive in the eyes of the ladies. Blow me if the women an't funny creatures after all — so I tell Paulina ; indeed there is no being up to them. The Sporting World may boast of their fancies; but may I be hanged if it an't all nonsense to the fancy of a female • — if she 54 PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. takes a. fancy to any thing, she must have it : or mischief is sure to be the result — which I think the following anecdote will clearly illustrate : — The present wife of Mr. Cann, a female connected with a most respectable family, and a pretty woman into the bargain, was so much attached to Cann, during the time he was en- gaged in paying his addresses to her, that all opposition to their union was useless. A gen- tleman of fortune, and also a man of fashion and high repute in the neighbourhood of Exe- ter, appeared in the character of a rival to Cann, the poor wrestler, and offered to make her his bride : but, without the least hesita- tion, she refused the dazzling offer, by ob- serving that she would sooner be the mistress of one of Abraham Cann's pretty glossy curls, than all his fortune — his lands — his house — his carriages — and his own person as a make- weight to the bargain. Blow me if it an't impossible to account for the laste of women- folks ! I wish I may die, if there an't my old acquaintance the keeper of the Une, Deux, Cinque Table : my Paulina and I cannot agree at all upon this matter, and, petticoat-like, she insists it ought to be called One, Two, Five, in downright English, as she will have it. With all my rhetoric I can't persuade her she is in the wrong. I said to her the other day, now, my dear Paulina, who would stop to look at a play bill with plain Mr. or Mrs. — ^-^ upon it ; but only let Madame and Monsieur be announced from Paris, and a crowd of folks will assemble around it immediately : foreign names always excite attention in Eng- land. Therefore, I say, a little mystery is the thing ; or what the play-folks call " doing the trick !" People in general don't under- stand what is meant by the words Une, Deux, Cinque ; and that accounts why they wish to learn all about the game. A French phrase, introduced here and there, always gives im- portance to the subject ; but I will say no more respecting if, as Paulina will not give it up. However, I will just take a peep at his tent, to see if any improvement has taken place inside of it since 1 last sported my half- crown. As a chaff-cutter,' I think him one of the Greatest Creatures in the History of the ' gift of the gab !' Matthews, Libton, or Keeve, would be at fault to have a turn-up with him in a ' Battle of brains ;' indeed. Sir James Scarlett with all his experience in the knowledge of ' blowing-up ;' a witness would be totally at a loss to ' reply ;' the great Chan- cery lawyer, Sugden, would be bothered and upset altogether, if not run the danger of getting his own 7iob in chancery ; and Coun- sellor Phillips, as good a gammoner as ever sailed down the Liffey, with all his high stilts in the oratorical line, would be double dis- tanced in a twinkling ; in truth, the whole Bar would be ' told out' in competition with my cAo^ng- acquaintance. He does not lose any time to pick his Avords ; in truth, they flow from his lips like the rapidity of a water-fall, sweep- ing, as a mighty flood, every thing before it. If Chesterfield suit his purpose, then a touch of the ' elegant' makes its appearance ; but if a slang phrase from Grose will give greater effect to his argument, or render him more intelli gible to his audience, he adopts it without the slightest hesitation. " I hope I don't intrude Mr. Une, Deux, Cinque, I merely " droiiped in" to see hoAv you kept the game alive ? " Intrude, my dear fellow," replied the Chaffer^ " I beg you will not mention it? You never were more welcome in your life. What do you say, Mr. Paul Pry, to a sparkling glass of pink Champaigne to put you into spirits, there is nothing like it upon the course, and you are as welcome to it as the flowers in May ; or, a tiny drop of Eau d'vie, all France cannot boast of better ; and king William has not got in his palace at St. James's any liquor of finer flavour, than I can present to you from my little snuggery ; indeed, it is what we chaps call the illuminating stuff; it lights up your whole frame, in an instant you are almost in a blaze and you become as gay and brilliant as the sun in the month of July, before you know where you are, But I will not press it ! You are a man of the world, and know what pleases you best, and also how to conflnot yourself. But, if you prefer Madeira, it is at your service; or Hock, Barsac, Port, Sherry, or any other wine, only mention it, and a glass of either of the above good things of this life shall be at your elbow before you can say, quick, presto, begone. My dear fellow, me and my pals are only here for the accommodation of the public. Pleasure is the order of the day with us ; and win or lose, you will find our faces as steady and without the slightest alteration, exactly like Old Windsor Castle in the distance. But we, ourselves, like our friends always to win : " 'pon my soul, it's no lie, I'll bet a thousand." Strangers may do as they please, that is their business and not mine ; but let us hope we shall all be lucky to day. We are well-breecaed for the occasion, and Fortune's favorites will have a rare chance if they have any pluck about them to sport their blunt. We have nearly emptied the bank at Windsorof all their sovereigns, andcVeared out all the large and small inns in the neighbour- hood of half-crowns and their tills, without any pewter. We are determined to do the thing in style this time ; and every facility given to change notes of the largest amount with all the celerity at a banker's counter ! in order to give the visitors a chance to make their for- tunes : yes, I repeat the word, fortunes ! There is a tide iu the affairs of men, Which taken at the flood leads on to fortune ! Once omitted all the rest of their lives Are bound by shallows. Then follow the advice of Shakspeare : here the flood gates to riches are open to every body : I say to every body, and no distinction made to persons so as they are prepared with the needful. Take notice One half-crown may PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. 5« be made into Five, only by the stopping of a ball ! " Tis as easy as lying !" Brains are not wanting ; and study is out of the question at this noble game of chance called tine, Deux, Cinque ; recollect, there are no puzzling situ- ations belonging to it like games of science ! A baby can win as well and as quiet as tlie Accountant General if he only puts down his cash on the right colour. But I will not deceive you, gentlemen, I hate deceit ; indeed, any thing like deceit would ruin our charac- ters. But I must say that pluck is necessary ; therefore, if any gentleman does not stand " shilly-shally," half afraid, and dare not put down his cole but, on the contrary, if he comes up like a thorough-bred one to the winning post, the Une, Deux, Cinque Table, he may win more gold in a minute than he can count in half an hour ; and ever after- wards snap his fingers at any of the ' Upstarts in Life' for the remainder of his days. This glorious circumstance has been accomplished : can be accomplished : and may be accom- plished again and again by the lucky adven- turer. But delays are dangerous — now is the time, or never —remember we are here to-day and gone to-morrow ; and the next day, how- ever you may wish it, we are not to be found. Then, I say, make your game, gentlemen, the chiinces are as clear to you as the sun at noon- day ; but I will explain them once more to you in order that no person may complain of ignorance : Une is one ; Deux is two ; and Cinqiie is five ; therefore lose no time but make your game : twenty can play as well as one, but the more the merrier : so now if you wish to win make your game. Well, I wisii I may die, if the dialogue of this capital chaff-cutter does not operate on my feelings so strongly that I appear under the influence of a load-stone — I cannot quit the spot. But nevej-theless, it must be viewed as a " bit of life" on a race course ; and when I grow old, and cannot quit my fire-side, all I know about the matter is — I then cannot lose ipy money at Une, Deux, Cinque, I wish I may die if I don't see in the Royal Stand, our king William, God bless liim ! He is the right sort of a king — a king of kings ; and a good citizen into the bargain. He is a lover of liberty, to the echo that applauds again ; and Freedom had never a stauncher friend to the cause, than our out-and-out mo- narch. He is a good husband ; and in the character of a father he is a pattern to all other fathers in the kingdom. Blow me, what I now assert comes from the bottom of my heart — it does come from my heart : — I have a prime little crib of my own, and I do not want any place or pension to burthen my country ; therefore I cannot, will not be looked upon as a flatterer. Our king is a friend to the people — he is one of us — an Englishman to the back bone : he has lived amongst us ; he is acquainted with our wants from his own eyes and ears ; he iS also awai'e of our difliculties and privations ; and be loudly praises our subdued ftelini';s towards love of country. King William has now arrived at the top of the tree — the English oak ; and he is most anxious to do all the good he can for his loving subjects, and all his ex- ertions are directed towards making them happy. He does not want to deprive the peo- ple of their little sports and amusements ; and he will not in the slightest degree abridge the sports of his subjects. There is nothing like cant and humbug about the conduct of our beloved sovereign ; but, after the manner of a true-hearted sailor, it must be all fair above board, or else he will shiver their timbers who may try to deceive him under false colours. May I never cock my eye-glass again if I don't well remember seeing that great person- age when he was his royal highness, the duke of Clarence, at a mill, at Moulsey Hurst ; and blow me, why should I be ashamed to tell the truth ? I shall never forget the English-like conduct of his royal highness upon that occa- sion : I was delighted with it — and every person present was in raptures with the re- marks which issued from the lips of the royal duke. Indeed, his majesty is too well aware that " TRUE courage" is the key stone to the greatness of Old England, One of those aristocratic boroughmongering lords, who had left his carriage for a few mi • nutes, as he was accidentally passing Uie spot, to take a peep at the " Sports of the People/ felt himself very much annoyed that he was not immediately recognized, and a 'bed of roses' prepared for him, to prevent the rude wind from interfering with his dignity : one of those sorts of persons in the peerage, whom the late facetious Petei- Pindar has so finely sketched : — But then I'm told agen, tliat grandeur's swre. At owning obligations to the poor ; Such thanks cut no figure in disco jrse. To say, I'm much obligd to " a horse." Now such forgetfulness is most unpleasant ; The man that doth receive a hare or pheasant Might certainly somewhat from manners spare, And say, I thank ye for the bird or hare. But there was nothing like thanks in the composition of the noble lord alluded to ; nay, quite on the contrary, he looked down upon the spectators with the most aristocratic sort • of contempt, and appeared quite restless for fear the slightest touch from a plebeian should contaminate his olfactory nerves. The royal duke, observing the uneasiness of the noble lord, thus addressed him : " My lord, you ap- pear rather to be annoyed ; but be pleased to recollect that we are all Englishmen alike here ; and as to places, we must do the best we can for ourselves." Blow me, but this slap of the chops, as I called it, operated like a cordial to my feelings ; nay, better than a thumping glass of brandy ; and I remember it as well as if it only occurred yesterday, saying, well, I wish I may die if ever iiis royal high- ness comes into jjower, he will be the right sort of a king to make (he people happy ; and hang me but niy conjectures have proved " bit of good truth." so PIERCE EGAN'S HOOK OF SPOUTS. It is at Ascot, delightful Ascot races, where the public have the opportunity of beholding his Majesty, and of hearing his remarks with- out the least reserve. The course at Epsom races, on the Derby day, displays thousands of well-dressed persons, with plenty of dash, and here and there sprinkled with some fashion- able folks ; and is, in reality, a most beautiful and interesting sight ; but on Ascot Heath the splendour of the scene is unrivalled ; and the truth is verified to the echo which applauds again, that the king's name is a tower of strength. Ascot may be deemed the rallying- point for all the nobility and gentry, for miles round Windsor, to pay homage to their beloved monarch. It is also at Ascot that dukes, duchesses, marquisses, earls, &c., are to be met with in numbers, promenading up and down the course, as much at their case as if walking on a private lawn. It is also truly interesting to view the king at his ease, di- vested of the paraphernalia and etiquette of the court, habited like a private gentleman, easy of access, and conversing with the utmost affability and attention to all his auditors. To behold a monarch of a mighty and powerful nation, without his guards (but possessing a more firm and lasting support than stone walls, or fixed bayonets), secure in the hearts of hi§ people's love : it is English from top to toe ; and not only a most gratifying, but a real pic- ture of the independence and liberty of the country. The distance of Ascot from Lon- don gives it also a preference over Epsom : the set out and return to the Metropolis, is too long a journey for a single day, and tends to operate more like fatigue, than hours devoted to pleasure. The ride through the great park, the apftearance of the noble trees, the beauti- ful surrounding picturesque scenery, the dashing charioteers along the road, the ve- nerable castle, enriching, and giving the pros- pect a perfect climax, altogether make the journey to Ascot races one of the most desira- ble places for a week's pleasure in the kingdom. His present majesty, king William, has not been so much interested on the turf as his royal brother, the late king George, and his royal highness, the duke of York. The latter august personage first made his debut in the Sporting World, at Ascot races, in 1789; and his royal highness was extremely attached to horse-racing ; and, at one period of his life, his stud was said to be unequalled. But, nevertheless, his present Majesty enters into all the spirit of the lively scene, and appears to enjoy it equal to any of the sporting characters present. During the last races, after the king was asked how many of his horses should start for a certain plate, his majesty answered, with great naivete, " O let all the fleet run !" But blow me, if it an't all the same thing, after all — talk as you like, and say what you will about the matter — every man has his hobby in this world, and will ride him after his own pleasure. When I was a young one (and I wish I may die if I should have any objection to peg back a few years ; for, \o tell the truth, I am not so tired of the pleasures of this world, as to wish to give them up yet a-while ; and, indeed, my Paulina says that she should have no objection if I could make myself a bit younger — as youth is the season made for joys. Very true, my dear Paulina, says I, but you know very well that we cannot have our cake, and eat it. Yes, when I was a young one I was a tiny bit of a Sporting Character, and rather a sort of hankering after the fancy, and was generally considered a 'good man' by all my acquaintances: but, very soon after my Paulina took a ' fancy' to me, I was compelled to take a leaf out of another sort of book ; indeed, I became completely changed in my habits and general disposition, and being rather of an inquisitive turn of mind, I obtained the title of Paul Prv. Blow me, if one of the Sporting Fellows, for a joke, cr chaffing- me, as he said, endeavoured to give my pedigree to the company, one night, when I accidentally ' dropped in' to the Pig and Tinder Box, to have a few whiffs on the sly : " Why," said he— the people all laughing, " that sire of yours, Paul, was not half a good one; he was nothing better than a pitiful sneak — poking his nose into every company, where he was never invited, and pretending to know every body's business, and a complete stranger to his own affairs ; and, to wind up his character, a most disagreeable, impudent fellow. In this state, during his rambles, where he ought not to have rambled, he met Avith ftliss Curiosity, a sort of slip-slop per- sonage — a back-biter — fond of making mis- chief, and a promoter of scandal. She was never welcome any where, either at home or abroad — dear at any price ; and must have been knocked down by every auctioneer in the kingdom, as a " shocking bad lot !" This was your precious dam ; and the pedigree of your parents. The above union produced a colt — yourself — who was named Paul Pry — a chip of the old block, but, most certainly, worse in quality and quantity than either your no-no- thing sire, or your presuming, ignorant, vain, self-sufficient dam. Now, if you think you can get a sounder pedigree of your family, or a better character for yourself, why all that I have to say more on the subject, is, you may go and look for it." Blow me if this chuffing, as he called it, did not procure him lots of ap- plause, and roars of laughter ; and I could not help joining in it with the comical dogs ; as it was not so much out of the way, neither, as a body might say — and people in general might not obtain such a good pedigree by paying for it at the Herald's office. I wish I may die, if the Sporting World is not a complete world within itself— it has its laws, customs, manners, peculiarity of language, and style of dress ; and a very funny world it proves to many folks — there are a great number of ups and downs in it; and worse falls are experienced by Sporting men than any tumbles they meet with in PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS r>7 bunting. Blow me, if I have not heard liie sporting world compared to a pawn- broker's shop — tliat the chances arc Two to One against any person who enters it as a matter of speculation to realize a fortune ; although it cannot be denied that such achieve- ments hare been accomplished, and may be accomplished again ; but the instances are very rare.* But, nevertheless, it has its advantages as well as its evils ; and the races, in many parts of England, not only aflbrd pleasure to numerous classes of society, but enable many poor country folks to pay their rent ; indeed, who look forward to the time of the races as a sort of land-mark, from which the above advantage is derived by the great influx of strangers which generally attend such sports, and likewise from the sums of money which are expended at them. The sporting world also ofiers great encouragement towards promoting the breed of horses, dogs, &c., and many noblemen, and gentlemen, attached to the British sports, expend great jiart of tlieir fortunes by giving employment to lliousands of persons. Howe^ er, it cannot be denied that the attractions of the sporting world are very alluring to the high-spirited, the tlioughtless, and unwary persons to speculate with their money on sporting events ; that ruin, precipitate ruin, is too often the serious consequences before any such result is anticipated. There is also great * Mr. John Guiley, out 0! the best juages of horse rsj-ug in the kingdom but obtained by unwearied in- dustry and practical experience. His nord on the turf is good tor thousands, nay, to any amount : his integrity also in iKii/hi/^ has never been impeached, and his conduct honorable and gentlemanly thiough- out the Sporting World. His knowledge of the odds . is snp.erlative ; and his calculations upon the above subject rapid in the extreme : indeed, he stands so high in this respect that the first accountants in the kingdom could not " get the best of him," either on the score of quickness, or in point of accuracy in placing the odds upon the various horses. It is true Mr. OuUey has been one of the favorites of the pow- erful and all worshipped goddess, and he has obtained for himself a large fortime ; but it is equally true he has proved by his conduct throughout h;s family worthy of that great success which has attended his speculations on the turf. And in the character of a good son, an aftectiouate husband, an indulgent fond father, and a kind hearted brother, he has never been surpassed. In other situations a warm friend, and a worthy companion. Since the days of Colonel O'Kelly on the turf, we have had nothing like the enterprise of Mr. Guiley: on Mcmnon alone tlie winner of the St. Leger Stakes, in 18'2.5, he netted f22,()'JU. Ae has been the proprietor of Hare Park, near New- market, where he took up his residence for some time ; but he has since disposed of it, and now lives in (irkwrii;ht Park, near Pontefact, also purchased by him — where he is visited by persons of the first de- scription in .Society : and no man " doe:* the honors of the table" with a better specimen cf ' good breed- ing' than Mr. Guiley. The words of Pope are strongly verified by the conduct of this gentleman. Honor and shame from no condition nSc Act well your part, tUere all the honor lies. The great flow of riches into his coffers hare not spoiled the man, neither has his great success elevated liim a jot above his old friends and acquaintances. He still remains the same plain unassuining person, and highly respected Joh.v Gli-lev.— iV;^ to Ascot Jiaces. ambition in the sporting world like other movements in life, that some rnen wish to pos- sess the best stud in the kingdom ; or a crack pack of hounds ; and superior animals of every description ; and no doubt but great sums of money have been expended in this manner. It is equally true that many per- sons are to be met with in the sporting world, who obtain a livelihood, as it is termed, on the " chance of the thing ;" but nevertheless it does not follow that all sporting men are gambleus : indeed, the contrary is the fact ; there are numbers of breeders of horses, and backers of men, who contribute towards the stakes or prizes given for certain things, to be. accom- plished in the sporting world as a reward for trials of skill and exertions, in the true sense of supporting British sports, but who never risque a shilling on any event in a gamblinf^ point of view. However such things must find their own level ; and notw ilhstanding the rapid strides the March of Intellect has made to- wards the improvement of society, we have not heard amongst the numerous patents which have been specified, that one has been ob- tained possessing the qualities of changing a fool into a wise man; to put brains into an empty scull ; or to convince an obstinate man against his will ; but, until something like this can be procured to regulate the pro- pensities of mankind, orators may declaim against the pernicious effects of the sporting world, and parsons preach (ill they become hoarse, and yet obtain no proselytes. Blow me, as often as I have said to my Paulina, men who have their eyes open ought to see tlieir way ; or, in other words to ' look before they leap ;' and if they have ears to hear, why do they not listen to good advice, and avoid the glaring errors committed by the thoughtless and dissipated part of society f and again, why do not men in general profit by the terrible examples which daily cioss their paths, to beiiold men of immense property reduced to wretchedness and beggary, and all owing to their improper conduct ? " Why, my dear Paul,'' said Paulina, laughing, "you are become quite a preacher, you have been prying for something, I think ?" " Yes," I replied, " Paulina, I must admit I have had a little of the talk this time to myself, and you must not expect to keep all the preaching to yourself in future ; and, therefore, by way oi finale to my synopsis, the next opportunity that occurs I shall take another peep at the sporting world, or as my learned friend in the temple. Dr. Latitat, observes — more anon. The Huntsman and Whipper-in. It is no uncommon practice, among our young 'squires, to take the first wide-throated attendant that offers his service, and make him his huntsman; imagining the colour of his coat will qualify him for the office : but cer- tainly no one is lit for it who is not born wi'h 68 PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. a natural cast and readiness of mind, and has not improved those talents by long study, ob- servation, and experience. Peter lieckford, Esq., in his Thoughts on Hunting, makes it appear that a good hunts- man must be an amiable, as well as an ac- complished character. — " A good huntsman," says he, '' should be young, strong, active, bold, and enterprising ; fond of the diversion and indefatigable in the pursuit of it ; he should be sensible and good-tempered ; he ought also to be sober ; he should be exact, civil, and cleanly ; he should be a good horse- man, and a good groom ; his voice should be strong and clear, and he should have an eye so quick as to perceive which of his hounds carries the scent when all are running ; and should have so excellent an ear as always to distinguish the foremost hounds when he does not see them. He should be quiet, patient, and without conceit. Such are the excel- lencies which constitute a good huntsman : he should not, however, be too fond of displaying them till necessity calls them forth. He should let his hounds alone whilst they can hunt, and he should have genius to assist them Avhen they cannot." It is well known that the conquest of a hare, like that of an enemy, does not attend on vigorous attacks or pursuits, but there are a hundred accidents to which the success of the field is obnoxious, and which ought always to be in the head of the huntsman, if he would come off with glory. A huntsman must not forget that a hare has her particular play ; that, however, that play is occasioned or changed according to the variation of wind and weather, the weight of the air, the nature of the ground, and the de- grees of eagerness with which she is pursued. Nor IS he to be unmindful of the numerous accidents she may meet with in her way, to turn her out of her course — to cover her flight — to quicken her speed, or to furnish her with an opportunity of new devices. It is not enough to have a general knowledge of these things before the game is started ; but in the heat of action, when most tempted to be in raptures with the melody of the cry, and the expectation of success ; at every step he should calmly observe the alterations of tiie soil — the position of the wind — the time of the year ; and no less take notice with what speed she is driven — how far she is likely to keep on forward — or to turn short beliind ; whether she has not been met by passengers — frightened by curs — intercepted by sheep ; w hether an approaching storm — a rising wind — a sudden blast of the sun— the going off of the frost — the repetition of soiled ground — the decay of her own strength, or any other pro- bablc turn of affairs. Other things are equally necessary to be remembered by tiie huntsman, as the particu- lar quality and character of each dog ; whether tlie present leaders are not apt to overrun it ; which arc most inclined to stand upon the double ; which are to be depended on in the highway, on the ploughed ground, or a bare turf, in an uncertain scent, in the crossing of fresh game, through a flock of sheep, upoa the soil or stole-back. The size and strength of the hare will also make a difference ; nor must the hounds themselves be followed so closely, or so loudly cherished when fresh and vigorous, as after they have run off their speed and mettle, and begin to be tired. A young huntsman, when the scent lies well, should always keep himself pretty far behind. At such a time, especially if it be against the wind, it is impossible for the poor hare to hold it forward ; nor has she any trick or refuge for her life, but to stop short by the way, and, when all are passed, to steal imme- diately back, which frequently occasions an irrecoverable fkult in the midst of the warmest sport and expectations, and is the best trick the poor hare has for her life in scenting weather ; whereas, if the huntsman were not too forward, he would have the advantage of seeing her steal off and turning her aside, or more probably the pleasure of the " persons belonging to the Upper House, who are eager to walk in without any interruption. — There is the retj colour for those that approve of red ; and, for those per- sons who do not appro.'R of red, there is the black colour by way of variety; but, should any lady or gentleman fancy the blue, there is the blue colour for them : and no questions will be asked.' " This man talks very fair," said Mr. Twankey, " suppose we go in and take a peep ;" when young Theophilus soon lost a few half-crowns by way of paying to- wards the expenses of the booth. " Who is that gentleman nodding to you upon that carriage in so family a manner, my dear Pen f " Familiarly !" whispered Theo- philus to his mother. " See Mamma," an- swered Miss Penelope, " don't you ? — it is Mr. Smithers, the gentleman we met one night last season at Vauxhall. in company with my f liber's friend Mr. IMolasies ; he knows every thing :— -Mr. Smithers — if you remember, you said he was as good as an almanack, as in- telligent as a bill of the play, as instructive as the Court Guide, and as communicative as the London Directory." " Yes, Penn., you are nght," answered Mrs T., " he was very entertaining, and most excellent com- pany ; he knows everything." " Does he ?" said Theophilus with a sneer — " he knows every thing but his own business — I hate him — he is such a presuming, self-important fellow, and I long to tell him so !" " O fie !" replied Mrs. T., " you must be polite to him now ; another time say what you like — I per- ceive he is making up to us." After the usual congratulations had passed between tliem, " You are come very opportunely," said Miss Pen. ; " we shall become acquainted with all the public characters now you are with us, Mr. Smithers." " You flatter me, Miss," replied Mr. Smithers ; '' but you may command my services. Well, then, to com.- mence — Have you met with any of the con- veyancers in your walk over the Course ?" "Conveyancers! Who do you mean, Mr. Smithers ?" exclaimed Mr. Twankey. " The conveijancers," said Mr. S., laughing, " are a set of men who convey property from one to another without the use of parchment, or the aid of lawyers ; by other intelligent per- sons they are styled artists, being in the drawing profession, although they are ex- tremely averse to having their own like- nesses taken ; but by the vulgar sort of folks they are ignorantly alluded to as pick-pock- ets." " O dear ! Mr. Smithers," said Mrs. T., " be kind enough to point out some of these conveyancers to us." ''' Not for the world, Madam — my life would be at stake ; and I might be conveyed to a bone-house to be owned, by making my exit from society before my time was come. I have put you on your guard at all events — I must leave you for the present to return to my party ; but 1 will join you again before the rare commences." On their I'eturn to their vehicle, their attention was arrested by a man with a small table, upon which were three thimbles with peas under them, similar to the jugglers with the cups and bal's. " Now's your time to make money," said the fellow, playing with the thimbles; " I'll bet five pounds the pea is under that thimble," — pointing to it. " It is not," said Mr. T., " I saw him throw the pea away." " You never could see in your life," replied the hero of the thimble ; " you can't see the pea v.'lien you look at it : besides, I'll bet you live pounds you an't got a shilling in your pocket; and, if you have, you borrowed it. Why you know, ould chap, you only got your togs down the spout last night" — (a loud laugh from his confederates) — " This poor ould fel- low is superannivated, he does not know what he says." Don't I, you insolent fellow," answered Mr. T., angrily ; " do you think I can't believe my own eyes?" No, my old covey," replied the man, " and I'll bet you a sovereign the ball is under that thimble.'' " VfeW," said Mrs. Twankey, " you shall bet him a sovereign for his impudence ; you are sure to win, that the sovereign is not undci the thimble." Mr. T. put down the sovereign in a rage — when the bubble soon burst — the 62 PIERCE EOAN'S DOOK OF SPORTS. old grocer lost his money, amidst lotid shouts of laughter from the thimble-nian and his con- federates. The latter fellows now taunted Mr. T. to have " another shy, as he might be more lucky next time." This language pro- duced a sort of pushing of several of them against the grocer and his family, who, with great difficulty, extricated himself and his wife from their clutches. " I am very glad, my dear," said Mrs. T., " we have got safe from those fellows ; never mind the sovereign." " The Course now looks interesting indeed ; every part of it seems filled with company," exclaimed Miss Penn., " and they all appear so happy, taking their dinners and wine. I think we had better get to our coach as fast as possible, and take some refreshment ; it will not be long before the horses start, I sup- pose. Papa, be kind enough to tell me how the time goes ?" Mr. Twankey, on putting his hand to his fob, almost ready to faint, said, " It is gone ! O the rascals \" " What is gone, Mr. T. ?" asked his wife. " My gold watch, chain, and seals— all are gone I by those cursed conveyancers that Mr, Smithers talked about." On recovering himself a little, he made his loss known to a police-officer, while the family made all haste to their car- riage, not in the best humour. During the time they were lunching, and lamenting their losses, a dispute occurred be- tween the coachman of a duke and a costard- monger, by the latter fellow insisting upon standing behind the carriage in spite of the coachman and footman attempting to displace him. " What does I care for a duke," said he, " any more than a dustman ! The King, God bless him ! I knows would let me stand behind his wehicle if I axed him. I sup- poses as how as I am made of the same flesh and blood as any of them there dukes who hold their heads so high— why I know'd the duke when he wanted a shirt." " You lying scoundrel !" replied the coachman, " how dare you abuse my master?" "It is no abuse," answered the costard-monger; "and I'll bet you a kavarten of Seager's brilliant tha.t it is a bit of good truth. Why, you stupid fool, he was born like other men — without a shirt. Well, he wanted onethen, didn't he, spooney?" In England, it is this sort of saucy inde- pendence which distinguishes its mob. Deny them not their pleasures — let them have their say, and beard the great folks if it suits their whim — grumble at any thing they do not un- derstand or like— ^nd contentment is the result. The names of oppression and power bring forth thousands in an instant to oppose them. This sort of championship against, or perhaps in reality jealousy of, power of all kinds, even in the lowest ranks, peculiarly marks the national character. When the foregoing battle of words had subsided, Mrs. Twankey missed her reticule. While she was listening to the fracas, some person had got up behind the carriage, and carried it off with its valuable contents. " This is all through coming to the races !" exclaimed Mrs. T. in a tone of agony. " 1 shall godistracted — I am mad already — robbed in this manner and no redress to be had, it is abominable !" " Compose yourself, my dear mamma," said Miss P. ; "I see Mr. Smithers coming towards us — he will tell you and papa the proper means to get the watch and reticule back again." The plausible manner of Mr. S. went a great way towards the consolation of the Twankeys. " I will," said he, " as soon as I get back to town, speak to my friends the magistrates about your loss, and I have no doubt but it will be rectified. I will set all the thief-takers in London after the rascals — so a truce to melancholy now, my dear Mrs. and Mrs. Twankey. Depend upon it, I will be as good as my word." This soothed the unhappy couple for a time. " I never saw so much beauty and fashion," said Miss Pen., looking up at the Stand, " in my life !" " There are some pretty women, I admit," replied Mr. Smithers, " and also a sprinkling of beauty and fasliion ; but for the rest" (shrugging up his shoulders), " they come under the denomination of well-dressed folks, nothing more — persons wholly indebted to the tailor and dress-maker for their ap- pearance." " You are too severe," answered Miss Pen. ; but pray who is that fashionably- dressed female, who seems in such high spi- rits, and to whom all the gentlemen are paying so much attention ?" " O, I perceive," said Mr. S., " the person you allude to is a lady newly come to a title; but I hate scandal, 'pon my honor I do — yet they do say she had at least five keepers before." '* Poor dear lady ! out of her mind !" answered Mrs. Twan- key ; " what a pity to be so afflicted !" " O no, my dear madam," said Mr. S., suppressing a laugh, " before she could get any one in the mind to be her partner for life — "(whisper- ing in her ear). " Indeed ! you surprise me, Mr. S." replied Mrs. Twankey. " Nothing new for fashionable people to marry so — an every- day sortof thing — a mere bagatelle!" answered Mr. S. " Who is that sallow-complexioned, smirking-looking gentleman near her ?" asked Mrs. Twankey. *' He is a great lawyer when on the bench, Mr. Justice ," said Mr. S. laughing; "but having left his wig behind him, he has not a particle of either law or jus- tice now attached to his person." "O fie!" observed Miss Pen., " you are really too se- vere ; but who is that gentleman appearing to be rather lame, whom the crowd are gazing upon — is he not some public character?" " Yes, ny dear Miss Penelope," answered Mr. S., "he is a very public character, but strange to say he is always at home." " How very odd," said Miss Pen., " Not at all, Miss Pen. ! I should have said his talents are of such superior description he is at homo everywhere." But I should like to know if you can tell me, Avho is that young gentleman, in conversation with the dashing young lady near the corner of the Stand ? " Mr. S. replied with a smile, '' He is one of oifr celebrated singers, and a good fellow into PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. 63 the bargain ; but, however his notes may prove attractive elsewhere, they will not pass current here, without they are indorsed with the cash account for the sport. ' That's the time of day ' to the jockies and trainers ; the pleasing sounds to them are ' Post the poney — down with the dust — P. P.' but you must excuse me, my dear Miss Penelope, every thing in its place, when we are at Rome, you know, ■we must do as Rome does. " " But hark ! I hear the bell rings for sad- dling," observed Mr. Smithers, — "look out, my dear friends, make the most of your time, and listen to B there. Goldfinch, in the Road to Ruin, is a mere apology to B — — for the description of a race. He is an eccentric character altogether, — look — his hands, his his legs, his arms, his head, are all at work ; his frame is almost reduced to a jelly with agitation. The Bank — the Reform question, the world, in fact, every thing is lost sight of in his anxiety at the race ; he is one of the favorites of fortune. He is kno%vn to carry with him one of his fine Holland pillow- cases to fill with the money produced from his bets ; and he brings his dog-cart with him, after the races, to Tattersall's to carry off the large sums he wins to the Bank. Listen ! There they go — now they are off — Hasmus takes the lead : Bras de Per second ; Cuidad Rodrigo following, accompanied by Slight and Colwich ; good — well meant — I like it. Look at Riddlesworth, Vestris, Caleb, Afri- canus, Fordonsi, and Pigmy, on the outside : just as I wish them, — Judgment ! Excellent ! and not lost in the mob. Now they are on the turn :- See— see — see — Colwich is distressed; Rattler no chance ; Roadster out of it altoge- ther ; Surprise attracts no notice, and Cres- sida done up ! The corner is gained, I am all alive again — Beautiful ! Delightful ! Charm- ing ! — See how close they are together. Be- hold Hiemus, Riddlesworth, Cuidad, and Fordonsi, all in front. Go along my pretty ones ; the winner is amongst thefli ! Riddles- worth for a thousand. Ha ! do my eyes de- ceive me — Spaniel and Incubus appear to be creeping up in a good place ; Silenus is of no use ; she lags — declines. What a picture for an artist ! There's stepping out for you — only look at the action : talk of Opera dancers — Psha ! Take notice : Incubus, Fordonsi, and Ciudad are as close together as ^ pill-box. What a prime racer is Riddlesworth ! — a pic- ture of a horse, there's nothing like Rid. on the Course for blood and bone. The whip — the whip ! make play, my boy, and you can't lose it ! Take care of that Spaniel ! Now I look again it is dangerous. Spur Riddles- worth, boy — get over the ground if it break your neck! The race is between Riddles- worth and Spaniel : it will be a near thing. You don't name the winner for a thousand — thoy are neck and neck. See what a plunge Spaniel has made ; very near winning it." " Near it !" exclaims the steward, " Spaniel has won by three-quarters of a length." '■ Only look, my dear Mrs. Twankey, at the long faces of the losers,'' exclaimed Mr. Smithers, " the knowing ones have dropped their blunt. I beg pardon ; thsy have lost their money — they are done brown !" " How can you tell a knowing one?" asked Mr. Twankey. " Why," replied Mr. Smithers, " 1 must admit that's a puzzler. Instead of knowing, they should be termed ' foolish ones.' As a proof of their sagacity and turf-knowledge, .50 to 1 was the betting against the winning horse ; in fact, Spaniel was never named as having any chance by the knowing ones." Mr. Smithers having made his bow, the Twankeys immediately prepared themselves to leave the Course; but as many things happen between the cup and the lip, the 'pitiless pelting storm' soon made its way through all their finery ; and, before they could close up their carriage, another misery of life presented itself; the carriage hinges were out of repair, and some considerable time elapsed before they were protected from the weather. " Get on, post-boys," cried Theophilus Heniy, " and stop at the first respectable inn you come to." The lads went off at a good round pace ; but, on their coming in contact with numberless carriages, where the roads meet, smack went a pole through the pannels, the violent shock of which nearly upset the whole of the Twan- keys in the mud. To describe the conster- nation and fright of Mrs. and Miss T. is im- possible : life could scarcely be kept in them. After the confusion and swearing had a little subsided, and they had recovered themselves without injury, — the supposed aggressor having left his card by way of reparation for the damages done to Mr. T.'s coach, which in their hurry they did not perceive had only the name of Thompson on it— thus getting rid of the accident altogether, and saddling the ex- pences upon the Twankeys. They again made progress on the road, when the carriage pulled up at a tolerably-looking decent house. On getting out, a mob of boys had assembled round the door, and the first salutations the Twankeys met with — ' What a shocking bad bonnet that female woman has got on her head !' ' Only look at that queer tile upon that old chap's nob !' and other like most agreeable greetings, accompanied with loud shouts of laughter, and other marks of ridi- cule. To mend the matter, or rather to make a bad introduction worse, every room was crowded with company • the bells incessantly ringing ; the cries of ' AVaiter — waiter,' from the top of the house to the bottom ; plenty of orders, but no attention paid to them ; and several persons intercepting the servants, and fighting for hot water, bread and butter, &c. After the patience of Mrs. T. was com- pletely tired out, and calling the waiter fifty times at least, she said, " I insist, man, you will pay some attention to what I want." " Insisting won't fit here. Ma'am," replied the waiter, " you may insist as much as you please, but who cares for it? You are only one of God A'mighty's customers ; and if the 64 PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. chovies had'n't come down so fast, and drove you into this here house, ve shou'dn't have had you at all : but I can tell you, JNIa'am, for your comfort, the cream is all gone — no milk is to be had ; and if you stop here until midnight, you will not get any thing : we are drained quite dry with every thing in the liquor vay." The Twankeys found it useiess to complain, and bore all their misfortunes with a kind of stoic consolation — that their troubles would soon be over ; but, after repeated exertions made by Theophilus at the bar, with persua- sions and almost threats, some refreshments were obtained for his almost exhausted mother and sister. The post-boys had attended to their horses, and the Twankeys, being in a little better humour, made another start for London. The streets of the metropolis were duly gained ; the gas-lights seemed to send forth more brilliant rays than ever to the anxious eyes of Mrs. Twankey. The old grocer began to chuckle to himself, that like his pre- decessor, Johnny Gilpin, he had gone farther than he intended, but got safe home at last. The horses, like hack horses in general, upon feeling the stones under their feet, trotted along merrily without the whip; even the post-boys were glad their tiresome joarney was at an end. Miss Penelope Twankey, quite disappointed, fatigued, and out of tem- per, that neither her 'dear self nor her great fortune had made any conquest ; and Theo- philus, the best informed of the family of the Twankeys, equallydisgusted that the day had turned out a bore instead of a record of plea- sure. The name of Twankey, on the shiping brass-plate, was never viewed before with half such pleasure by the family. The knock- er's rattling peal occasioned the door to open in a twinkling, and the family were at lengtii seated by their own fire-side. The joy of Mrs. Twankey was so great, that she could not disguise it, and began humming the well- known air : — • 'Mid pleasures and palaces though we may roam, Still be it ever so humble, there's no place like Home. It is true, that Mrs. T. did not sing the above pathetic ballad exactly after the penetrating strains of Miss M. Tree, neither did it re- semble the harmonious notes of Mrs. VVaylett ; but, nevertheless, it came from the heart. *' Thank God," said she, upon seating herself in her elbow chair, " I am once more at home : the watch and reticule we shall have again, I hope, through Mr. Smithers ; if not, I am at home and no matter ; if ever they catch me again at the races, why then my friends shall tell me my name is not Twankey, and I am not satisfied with my h;)me." " Yes, my dear," echoed Mr. T., and I will allow those blackguard little boys again to insult me with the prevailing, foolish, un- meaning phrase of 'What a shocking bad hat you have got!" if ever they lay hold of me more. No more races for me. No more thimbles for me ; I shall hate the sight of a thimble till the last hour of my life." "La! Pa," exclaiined Miss Penelope, do not be so angry about the loss of a sovereign." " Well, I wont ; I'll bear in mind with cheerfulness," said old Twankey, " one of my copies which I used to write when I was a school-boy — ' all's well that end's well!'" — Metropolitan Mag. Caninl Ingratitude. The dog, of all the animals in the creation, has ever been regarded as the peculiar friend and companion of man. Among the most con- spicuous of those qualities which bind him to his master, and render him amiable to mankind, is that of gratitude; gratitude, which no ill usage can shake, nor neglect can destrov. But anomalies are no less frequent in animals thau in man ; the latter have their moral deviations, and the former their instinctive contradictions. As a striking proof of the justness of these de- ductions, we will present to our readers the following accredited fact. A butcher of Mitcham in Surrey, had reared a mastitf-dog from a puppy, and was so attach- ed to him, that he was his constant company wherever he went. One day this mastiflT had been eatiug very plentifully of some horse-flesh which his master had purchased for liim, and having lost some part of it, the butcher at- tempted to take hold of it, in. order to lay it by : the dog instantly seized his arm, and tore the flesh in a most dreadful manner ; not con- tent with this, the furious animal flew up at his master's throat, where he fastened himself, and was not loosened from his hold, till some neighbours tied a rope round his neck in order to strangle him. The moment the dog felt the cord, he let go ; and such was the extraordi- nary attachment of the butcher to this favorite mastiff, that although his life was in imminent danger, he would not suffer the animal to be destroyed. It is generally supposed that eating such a quantity.of raw horse-flesh occa- sioned the ferocity of the animal ; for, till this circumstance happened, he had always been remarkably docile. ADVANTAGES ARISING FROM HAVINf; DUMMY FOR YOUR PARTNER, AT WHIST. If I sit down with some, I am rhcck'd and abus'd, Into ridicule turn'd, and, indeed, so ill us'd — I'.ut when for my Partner grave Dummy I take. He ever looks kind should 1 make a mistake ; If 1 play a wrong card, takes the will for the deed, Nor sajs ought if I fail in returning his lead ; Should I trump his best card, or forget what is out (A very great error in playing, no doubt), Yet he never reproves me as others would do — Nor says, "I ne'er saw such a player as you ; " Why the Ace Sir, was o his .■-i.lr ; Thro' woods and fields to la'jour, toil, and run, In quest of game, with (lointer, scrip, and gun. His random shot was seldom known to spare, The woodcock, pheasant, or the tini'rous hare : Till death (that sable lurcht-r) lay conceal'd, Surpris'd, and shot our hero in the field ; )''..cn in this covert ma) he safely rest, 'Jill rous'd to join with co\ ios of ttie blest ! Great Trotting Match between Miss Turner and Rattlep The above match, which excited so much in- terest in the Sporting World, between Rattler, (the American horse,) and Miss Turner, (the Welsh mare,) for 200 sovereigns, was decided on Saturday, April 2.5th, 1829, over ten miles of ground, between Cambridge aud Godman- chester, commencing at the second mile-stone from Cambridge, and terminating at the twelfth. This was the first occasion on which the merits of Rattler were brought into action in this country, although he had won all his matches in America. IMiss Turner had been in training at Smitham-bottom, Surrey, for two months, and was completely up to the mark. Both were in Cambridge on Friday — Rattler at the Greyhound, and Miss Turner at the Eagle and Child ; and, the Newmarket Meeting having closed, several of the turfites came over to witness the match. A meeting between the proprietors of each horse took place at the Hoop, in Cambridge, on Friday evening, when the time, ])lace of trotting, and some other necessary preliminaries were ad- justed ; but betting was still shy, and two to one on Rattler would be accepted only to a very trifling amount. Some small bets were made on time, the American being backed to do the ten miles in thirty-two minutes. Shortly before twelve, both the animals and their proprietors were at the starting stone. Rattler was ridden by AVilliam Haggerty, the American groom, dressed in a light flannel 'jacket, blue silk cap, olive-green velveteen trowsers, and boots without spurs, and a small whip in his hand ; his stirrups were wrapped roundwith list, to preventhisfeetfrom slipping; he rode with a common snaffle bit and mar- tingale. The mare was ridden by little Davy, in a jockey silk cap and jacket, boots and spurs. According to the terms of the match, the American groom was to weigh ten stone, while the mare was not confined to weight, and Davy, saddle and all, did not^ weigh more than seven stone. The colour of the horse was dark bay, and the marc a chesnut ; both were about the same size, fifteen hands tw'o inches, and in age we believe they Avere pretty much on a par — between eight and nine years. The coat of the American was rough, while that of the mare was sleek, and indicative of fine training. Previous to the start, the Ame- rican was trotted up and down several times ; and at last the groom, whose appearance was any thing but of the dandy-cut,exclaimedtohis master, that he was full ready for his jump ; and, indeed, the fire and vigour which the an- imal displayed confirmed this assertion. The mare was also full of spirit and activity, and excited general admiration. The umpires were now chosen — Mr. Morton, jun., of Epsom, for the proprietor of the American, and J\]f. An- gles for the proprietor of the mare. The for- mer, of course, rode with the mare, and the latter wiih the horse, with the understanding, 78 PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. according to the terms of the articles, that should either break from the trot into a gallop, he or she should be turned round, according to the usual laws of trotting. Shortly after twelve o'clock, all being in readiness, the road was cleared, and at a given signal the mare was started at a spank- ing pace of at least twenty miles an hour. A clear minute having elapsed, Rattler was let go, and almost instantaneously laid himself down to his work, with extraordinary speed. It was soon seen that he was gaining on the mare, and he was urged, we think rather un- wisely, to increase his pace, and improve his advantage. Both soon broke out in a profuse perspiration, and by the conclusion of the third mile Rattler was fast closing on the mare, and in about half a mile futher he was alongside of her. The mare was now urged to increased swiftness, and in consequence broke, and was turned twice. This accident gave Rattler, who kept on steadily to his work, an additional advantage, and by the fourth mile he headed her in grand style. Still the mare proceeded with unabated vi- gour, while Rattler continued to stretch far- ther a-head. Shortly before she reached the fifth mile the mare again broke twice, and was tamed, while Rattler, in passing the fifth mile-stone, was full sixty yards in advance, and his proprietor, as well as Harry England, called to the groom to keep steady — an order which he obeyed, and kept pulling his horse with all his strength. Both horse and man were in a complete bath of sweat ; and in the course of the sixth mile, in which there was a slight descent, the mare broke, and was turned no less than four times— ^a circumstance, in our opinion, attributable to one of her friends riding too close to her quarters, and urging her to increased exertion. In passing through the village of Fenny Stanton, the horse was full two hundred yards in front, when a sharp trotter was laid alongside of him, and pro- duced such a degree of irritation, that it re- quired all thp physical strength of the groom to hold him in so as to prevent his breaking. The interference of and remonstrance of Harry England at last prevented the con- tinuance of this unfair conduct : but the ef- fect of it was, that the mare, who had been going in admirable style, although she broke four times afterwards, was fast gaining on the horse, and had approached within ninety yards of him at the commencement of the ninth mile. From the short distance which was yet to be completed, and from the dif- ficulty of checking the progress of the horse, itwas now clear that the mare had not a chance: and in fact, at the close of the tenth mile, the horse was full sixty yards in front, hav- ing completed the distance in thirty minutes and forty seconds ; a feat unparalleled in the history of horse-flesh in this country. The time of the mare was thirly-one minutes, forty- two seconds, and, making allowances for breaking and turning, the credit due to her was scarcely inferior to that given to the horse. In speed, the latter, however, had a decided advantage ; and we have no hesitation in say- ing, that had he been in better trim, or had he been urged, certainly without occasion, to greater exertion, that he would have done his work in shorter time. Giving to Rattler all due praise, and he certainly must be pro- nouned a phenomenon, we must still say, that the mare has proved herself the fastest trotter which has yet been bred in this country; and as a brood mare, for which her muster intends her, must be highly valuable. On being- pulled up, both were somewhat distressed ; and we need not say, that the liorses of um- pires and followers, which were kept at the top of their galloping speed the whole dis- tance, were not a little blown at the conclu- sion of their labours. The horse and mare were then walked gently back to Fenny Stanton, a distance of two miles and a half, where the American groom dismounted, and went to scale ; his weight being then found, including the saddle, and without the bridle, upwards of lOst. 5lbs With this the umpire of the mare expressed imself perfectly satis- fied, and thus ended this extraordinary match, in a manner highly honorable to all parties, and without the most distant approach to wrangle on either side. There was some talk of a fresh match for a longer distance, but this was met by the owner of Rattler offering to back him against any thing living, for any distance, in or out of harness, from any sum from 200/. to 5000/. The Eecapitated Fighting Cock! Xlie codk. that fights and runs away May live to fight another day ; But he that is in battle slain Will never rise to fight again. The following pathetic and heart-rending account of an old lady and her cock occurred a short time since at Union Hall : an elderly female, in widow's weeds, approached the magistrates' table with tears trickling fast down her cheeks. She stood for some time, and appeared so absorbed in grief as to be unable to give utterance to her feelings. The magistrates, perceiving she was in great trouble and anxiety of mind, desired her not to agitate herself, and a chair was placed for her to sit down upon until she became more composed. In the interim a trivial case of assault was disposed of, upon which Mr. Chambers, observing that she had recovered in some measure from her agitation, inquired the nature of her application. The ques- tion was scarcely asked, when the appli- cant drew forth from under her silk cloak the headless body of a cnck, and holding it up in her hands by the legs, while the blood fell in drops from the lacerated neck, ' There,' said she, uttering a convulsive sob, ' there, youi worship, you see tny cock without a head ' PIEPXE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. 79 The display of the dead cock, and the emo- tion exhibited by the poor widow for the loss of her darling bantam, caused great laughter, instead of the sympathy it was evident she expected from all who heard her complaint. ' VVell madam,' inquired Mr. Chambers, ' how came your cock in that condition, ttilh its hea/l cut off i' Applicant, still weeping, ' Your worship, the poor thing's head was struck off by Mr. Glasscock, my next door neighbour, with a sabre, whi'ie his cock and my cuck were fighting together ; and I want to know if I cannot obtain redress for so diabolical an act, for I can call it nothing else ' Mr. Ciiambers inquired how the cocks came to engage with one another ; whetlicr they had been matched to fight by the applicant ? The applicant said that her cock got over tlie wall into Mr. Glass- cock's yard, and then the two cocks began at one another, when, in the midst of the fight, Mr. Glasscock ran out with a drawn sword in his hand, and with one blow severed the head off her cock. A voice here from amongst the crowd listening to the case called out, ' Well, old lady, you can have cock broth now as soon as you please.' The applicant, hearing the words, said, ' Me eat this poor cock — no, not for a thousand pounds. My poor mother, who died at ninety-six years of age, reared the poor bird, and out of respect for her memory — for I know she was fond of it — I was anxious to keep it as long as I lived, had it not been for my cruel neighbour, Mr. Glasscock, who deserved to have his head cut off for serving out the poor bird in this manner. (The appli- cant here gazed at the dead cock, and, smoothing down the feathers on its back, said, ' Well, it had as pretty a plumage as any cock in the kingdom, and could fight well, too, but I did all in my power to prevent any thing of the kind.') Mr. Chambers, ' Well, madam, I have listened very patiently to all you have had to say relative to the dead cock, and now must inform you that I can afford you no re- dress. You can summon Mr. Glassrock to the Court of Requests for the value you set upon your cock, and that is all the advice I can give you.' The applicant here dropped a low curtsey, and while engaged in tying up the body of her cock in a pocket handkerchief, she shook her head over it, and exclaimed aloud, on leaving the office, ' I shall never, never more, see its like again.' " Singular Battle at TattersaU's between A Cock Sparrow and a Mouse. At the above highly famed Sporting Esta- blishment, the visitors, some time since, were interested upon the following accidental turn- up, which occurred near the Subscription Room : — A Sparrow, who was in the daily habit of picking up the crumbs of bread which were thrown out from one of the rooms (and which, it appears, he viewed as his exclusive right). was suddenly interrupted in his pursuit by a little hungry Mouse, who, with tears in his eyes, had been some time without food ; he at- tacked the Sparrow, seized upon the crumb of bread, and endeavoured to run oflf with his prize. The Sparrow immediately showed fight ; and nobbed the Mouse so successfully with his beak, that RTousey bolted, and made for a hole in the wall, to escape from the fury of his antagonist ; but the hole being too small, POOR Mousey stuck fast for a little time, when the Sparrow punished him severely. Five and six to four on the Feathers. The Mouse, in his own defence, was compelled to return to the charge ; and was again so milled that he ran a little way up the wall, but falling down, from weakness, the Sparrow once more had the best of him. Two to one was offered by the surrounding spectators (who were now so much interested upon the event, that Randall and Martin could not, for the instant, have proved more attractive to their feelings) that the gay bird won it. Mousey, who was not destitute of pluck, determined to have another shy for the crumb, and made a desperate effort to bear it off"; but the little cock bird served him out so hard mdfast, that Mousey left the ground with the speed of a Priam, and got out of the clutches of his opponent by falling down an area. The Sparrow now followed the Mouse till he lost sight of him, cocking his little ogles down the area after his antagonist, and strutting with all the pride of a first-rate miller, as if chaffing to himself, " I have given it you, my Mousey, for your temerity ;" then, returning to the spot, he finished the crumbs at his ease and leisure, amidst the laughter of the surrounding spectators. The cock sparrow is well known to be a very game bird ; indeed both of these little creatures seemed as if they were inspired by the sporting ardour which breathes throughout every department of this splendid establishment. Newmarket in the Reign of Queen Anne- A gentleman who made a very extensive tour in the eastern parts of this island, in the reign of queen Anne, and published his re- marks in that of George I., speaking of New- market, says — " Being there in October, I had the opportunity to see the horse-races, and a great concourse of the nobility and gentry, as well from London as from all parts of England ; but they were all so intent, so eager, so busy upon the sharping part of the sport, their wagers and bets, that to me they seemed just so many horse-coursers in Smithfield, descending, the greatest of them, from their high dignity and quality, to the picking one another's pockets, and biting one another as much as possible ; and that with so much eagerness, as it might be said they acted without respect to faith, honor, or good manners. " There was Mr. Frampton, the oldest, and, as some say, the cunningest jockey in Eng- no PIERCE EOAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. land ; one day he lost 1000 fcuineas, the next he won 2000 ; and so alternately. He n)ade as light of throwing away £500 or £1000 at a time, as other men do of their pocket money, and was as perfectly calm, cheerful, and un- concerned, when he had lost £1000 as when he had won it. On the other side there was sir R. Fagg, of Sussex, of whom fame says he has the most in him, and the least to show for it, relating to jockeyship, of any man there ; yet he often carried the prize. His horses, they said, were all cheats, how honest soever their master was ; for he scarcely ever produced a horse but he looked like what he was not, and was what nobody could expect him to be. If he was as light as the wind, and rould fly like a meteor, he was sure to look as clumsy as a cart-horse, as all the cunning of his master and grooms could make him ; and just in this manner he bit some of tiie greatest gamesters in the field. " I was so sick of the jockeying part, that I left the crowd about the posts, and pleased myself with observing the horses; how the creatures yielded to all the arts and manage- ment of their masters ; how they took their airings in sport, and played with the daily heats which they ran over the course before the grand day ; but how, as not knowing the difference equally with their riders, they would then exert their utmost strength, as much as at the time of the race itself, and that to such an extremity, that one or two of them died in the stable, when they came to be rub- bed after the first heat. " Here I fancied myself in the Circus Ma.r- imus at Rome, seeing the ancient games, and, under this deception, was more pleased than I possibly could have been among the crowds of gentlemen at the weighing and starting posts ; or at their meetings at the coffee- houses and gaming-tables, after the races were over. Pray take it with you as you go, that you see no ladies at Newmarket, excepting a few of the neighbouring gentlemen's families, who come in their carriages to see a race, and then go home again." Cunious Bond. The following Bond, given for breaking of a setter, show* the price of such labour upwards of a century agoi and the nature of the contract to perform it. Ribbe-'iford, Oct. 7, 1685. " I John Harris, of Wildore, in the parish of Hartlebury, in the county of Worcester, yeoman, for and in consideration of ten shil- lings of lawful F.nglish money, this day re- ceived of Henry Hurbert, of Kibbesford, in the said county, Esq., and of thirty siiillings rcore of the like money by him promised to be hereafter paid me, do hereby covenant and promise to and with the said Henry Hurbert, his executors and administrators, that I will from tiiis day of the date hereof, until the tirst day of March next, well and sufficiently iir.iintain and keep a Spanish bitch, named Quand, this day delivered into my custody by tlie said Henry Hurbert, and will, before the first day of March next fully and eflfectually train up and teach the said bitch to set partridges, pheasants, and other game, as well and exactly as the best setting dogs usually set the same. And the said bitch, so trained and taugiit, I shall and will deliver to the said Henry Hurbert, or to whom he shall appoint to receive her, at his house in Ribbesford, aforesaid, and on the first day of March next. And if at any time after the said bitch shall, for want of use or practice, forget to get game as aforesaid, I will, at my costs and charges, maintain her for a month, or longer, as often as need shall require, to train up and teach her to set game, as aforesaid, and shall and will fully and effectually teach her to set game, as well and exactly as is above men- tioned. " Witness my hand and seal, the day and year first above written. "John Harris. X his mark.' " Sealed and delivered in the presence of "H.Payne. X his mark.'' Dr. Franklin's advice to a Young Sports- man. A gentleman of this description, from a too eager pursuit of the follies of high fashion, had spent the last guinea of his patrimony. At length, after receivinginsults from those whom he had protected, and being denied a meal by those whom he had once fed, fortune, in one estate, more valuable than the first. Upon the possession of it, young Nimrod waited upon the late celebrated Dr. Franklin, who had been the friend of his father, to beg his advice. " What were the causes of their late misfor- tunes?" enquired the doctor. " Lawyers, quacks, gamesters, and footmen," replied the applicant. " The four greatest parts of your metropolis," rejoined Franklin. " Butpoisons (continued the doctor) in the political, as well as medical world, nay, when judiciously ap- plied, become antidotes to each other; my advice, therefore, is, that you remember the past coaductof the lawyers; this remembrance will teach you to go to law, and by this you will preserve your new-acquired property from chicanery ; the practice of the quacks should teach you to live temperately, and by this you will escape the miseries created by those mercenary monsters ; the gamester may show you the necessity of forbearance, and remind you of the old proverb, that ' only knaves and fools are adventures ;' and by this your vigilance will be excited to take care of your ready money : as to the idleness and in- solence of footmen, these will teach you the pleasures of waiting upon yourself, in which you will be sure to escape the mortification of paying for torment in your own house. Go, son of my friend, ponder these antidotes, and be happy." PIERCE EGAN S BOOK OF SPORTS. 81 The "FINISH" 0/ TOM MOODY— fAe crack Huntsman ! One favor bestow— ''tis the last I shall crare, Give a rattling view halloo, thrice over luy grave ! Nature makes us poor, only when we want necessaries, observed the late Dr. Johnson, but custom gives the name of Poverty to the want of superfluities. The biography of hunts- men, in general, independant of their feats in the chase, might almost be contained in the ■■pace of a few nut shells. From tiie best in- formation that we could obtain from a very old Shropshire huntsman, respecting the late TOM MOODY, we understand that for up- wards of thirty years he had been the ' whipper-in' to Squire Forrester's pack of hounds in Shropshire ; and also that he died in the service of that gentleman. It is said of the late Turn bloody, that he was one of the happiest fellows in the king- dom ; and likewise that he had not a spark of envy in his whole composition ; indeed, gen- erally speaking, he was happier than his monarch, or the whole race of kings, if the statement of the Poet be any thing like cor- rect, that Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown } It is true that Tom Moody now and then went to bed with rather a ' funny nob,' but it was not distracted with the cares of the world ; in truth, he had aothing to rijie his thoughts ; to plague his mind ; or to put him on thefrtt respecting his finances. Day light cpened G IVl PIERCE EGANS UOOK OF SPORTS. upon Tom with pleasure, and the evening biouglit him mirth and harmony ; indeed iiis life %vas one complete steady course : he had iiis regular employment for the Summer ; and the sports of the field occupied his time throughout the M' inter. Tom Moody was com- pletely provided for— as the term goes — he had no taxes to pay, his master made that sort of troublesome afl'air to most folks ' all right' to him; and the idea of getting over a tailor's bill never alarmed the * crude hunts- man :' all that he cared about Mr. Snip -was, that the latter gave to his to^g^eiii a regu- lar sporting CM< ; well knowing that the Squire made-the ninth part of a man ' all happiness' at Christmas, on the cash account. Tom Moody was generally called by his acquaint- ances ' a t/ec;) one ;' but he was quite out of the hunt as to anything like a politiciau, and he had, individually, as much respect for the Outs as the Iinis ; but, nevertheless, as if by instinct, he had a very great respect for the high-sounding character of a Paiiinment man ; and Totn always appeared to stand in great awe when in the presence of such a person ; indeed, he had been taught from his cradle to have a most inviolable respect for his '* BETTP.RS !" Tom Bloody never soared in society above the idea of a ' serving man,' and he felt contented and happy in his situa- tion ; but he was \ery anxious to be called a good ' whipper-in ;' and also to have the character of being an excellent huntsman. He was a jolly companion, and quite ' a featuie* in the village contiguous to the 'Squire's Estate' — 'and the name of TOM MOODY the whipper-in,' was well known for miles round the country. It was whispered that, in his early days, Tom was very fond of the company of the fair sex ; but, nevertheless, he always had the reputation of being too sound a sportsman to attempt anything like poaching on the manors of other persons ; yet a present now and then of a partridge, pheasant, or any oti er little article of game, always rendered Tom Moody a welcome visitor at the house of his frienrls ; indeed, whenever he could spare any time from the sports of the field, he used frequently to declare to his brother sports- men, that he never felt happier than when en- gaged in a little ^ small talk' with the fair daughters of the creation. The actions of Tom Moody were simpliciiy itself: and if he did not feel the expressions of Anacreon, ]\Ioore's celebrated song in praise of ' Lovely Woman,' or he could not give so elegant a turn to the verses contained in the ballad as Bome of the high-bred swells, yet Tom was equally alive to the ' milk of human kindness' possessed by the softer sex, and entered into all the spirit of the words with as much gallantry : — De4.r creatures we can't do without 'cin, riiey are nil so sweet and seducing to man I But, at the village ale-house, Tom was quite ' at home !' and if, perchance, he let his scM-e run to a greater lenglh from accident or other circumstances, making rapid progress towards Chalk Farm,* it operated coiisideiahly more upon his feelings until the sponge had per- fornieil its useful office, than the accumula- tion of the National Debt did on the minds of our alarming financiers. Tom, it should seem, had made up his mind to live all the ' days of his life ;' and although not addicted to drinking, and very far from the character of a Sot, yet he was by no means viewed as an abstemious man ; indeed, on the contrary, he was fond of a glass of grog ; and as to choice, Tom preferred it being made slijf-ish than otherwise ; and he could also take oil" a pint or two of ' humming October,* without moving a muscle or winking his eye. The constitution of Tom BJondy was as sound as a roach — " a pleasant, cheerful glass or two," said Tom to his friends, " will never hurt any body, provided they do as I do — to get up early in the morning and snuff the fragrant gale — take plenty of exercise in the open air; and a day's hunting is sure to put any little excess over night to rights, without the aid of Old Drench'tm, the apothecary. " Better to hunt in fields for health unhought, Thany'ee the doctor for his iiauseotis draught. Tom never troubled his friends that he was out of sorts, or that he was labouring under the complaint of the head-ache ! He was always happy to meet his acquaintances in the even- ing to recount over the sports of the day ; and it was quite a treat to hear Tom Moody give the ' view halloo !' He was a merry fellow and fond of hearing a good chaunt at all times, but he preferred those songs which related to sporting ; neither was Tom in the least degree backwards when called upon to add to the harmony of the evening. The following ballad was a gieat favorite with him, and the spirit and character which he infused into it, rendered the above song not only a crack affair in its way, but it frequently pro- duced for Tom a very loud encore ; so much satisfaction did this chaunt give to the mem- bers of the club : — THE PLEASURE OF THE CHASE. A southerly wind, and a cloudy sky, Priiclaiiii a hunting mornini;. Before tlie sun rises we iiinibly fly. Dull sleep and a downy bed scorning. To lioise, my boys, to liorse away. Tile chase admits of nn delay : On hois; back we've got, together we'll trot I On horseb.icfc, &c. Leave ott' your chat, see the cover appeal The hound that strikes first, cheer him withont fear; Drag on him ' all, wind him, my steady gooil lioumts ■, Drag on him ! ah, wind him, the cover resounds. • " Chalk. Farm." A cant phrase for credit at .a ptihlichouse : sliowing the extent of a cii.=tnn»er's orders by the number of chalks scored apainst his name behind the door inside the bar, or upon a slate ; ii likewise points out the pooi/aith possessed by ihe landlord towards his debtor. PIERCE EOAN'S BOOK OF SPOUTS. a i How comiiltte tlie cover ami furze lliey draw ! Who talks of Barry or Meynell ? Young Lasher lie fluurislies now thro' the shaw, Aiifi Sauce-box roars out in his kennel. Away we lly, as quick as thought ; The new-sown ground soon makes them fault ; Cast round the sheep's train, cast round, cast round, Try back the deep lane, try back, try back. Hark ! I hear some hound challenge in yonder spring sedge ; Comfort bitch hits it there, in that old thick hedge. Hark forward I hark forward ! jia-ve at him, my boys. Hark forward ! hark forward I Zounds, don't make a noise. A stormy sky, o'ercharg'd with r.iin, Both hounds and huustsmen opposes ; In vain on your mettle you try, boys, in vain. But down, you must, to your noses. Each moment now the sky grows worse Enough to make a parson curse : Pick through the plow'd ground, pick through, pick through. Well hunted, good hounds, well hunted, well hunted, If we can but get on we shall soon make him CjUake; Hark ! I hear some honnds clialler.ge in the n)idst of Ihe brake, Tallio ! tallio, there ! across '.he green plain ; Tallio ! tailio, boys 1 have at him again ! Thus we ride, whip, and spirr, for a two hours' chase, Our horses go panting and sobbing, Young Madcap and Riot begin now to race, Ride on Sir, and give him some mobbing. But, hold — alas ! you'll spoil our sport. For, though the hound, you'll head him short. Clap round him, dear Jack, clap round, clap round, Hark Drinumer, hark hark hark, hark, hark, back. He's jumping and dangling in every bush ; Little Iliot has fastened his teeth iu his brush ; Who-hoop, who-hoop, he's fairly run down ! Who-hoop, Sec. Tom Mondy used frequently to po to the Stag's Head to have a look at the Shropshire Neivs paper, but he scarcely ever glanced his eyes towards the price of stocks ; the majority in the House of Commons ; or the advertise^ ments of " Sales by Candle!" " Aye," said Tom, " Here is what I want to see, who won the last great main at cocks at York ! The winner of the St. Leger Stakes at Doncaster races ! and how the odds are upon the high bred cattle entered for the Derby — these are the subjects that I like to inquire- into !" Any thing concerning a steeple chase he would peruse every line of it with the most rapturous delight! But for a Fox hunt I it was worth any thing to behold his ecstacy and view his actions — his whole frame was at work ! he would not only read the account of it with the most unbounded glee, but he felt such an animated enthusiastic interest in any thing respecting the chase, that on his concluding the paragraph he would give the " AVho- hoop !" so loud as nearly to crack the ears of the by slanders, and almost strong enough to endanger the safety of old dame Bungard's china cups and saucers in the bar, which had been handed down from father to son for up- wards of a century ! Upon one memorable occasion, when Tom was in better trim than usual, the old lady observed, " La ! ]\Ir. Moody, you have given the ' who-who-boop' as you call it, so very loud and strong to day, that you have absoliitely set all my tea cups and saucers dancing !" " I am not at all surprised at (hat circumstance," said a gentleman from London wlio was present — " his voice is music ilself: I am astonished, delighted, and scarcely know how to praise it enough, I never heard any thing half so so attractive and inspiring before, in the whole course of my life ; and the tones of it are as fine, deep, and mellow as a French horn !" Indeed, Turn Moody well deserved the title of a ' crach Huntsman ;' and a better one, it is said, could not have been met with all over England ; he was nothing else but a huntsman — it was meat, washing, and lodging to him ; nay, breakfast, dinner, and supper to Tom the whole year round. He was a very high-couraged rider : and he performed such extraordinary leaps at times, as to have intimidated the boldest horsemen in the neld ; but Tom Moody had been reared and trained to the duties attached to the character of a huntsman from a mere boy ; and he was fond of it to excess ; in his cups he often swore, that other persons might say what they thought proper about enjoy- ment or pleasure, but to him " th<-re icas nothing lilte hunting !" Tom would not suffer a pacii of hounds to hunt through a field of sheep ; neither would he have them taken oft' their noses ; and he also possessed one of the first requisites towards constituting a good huntsman, a never-tiring activity. 2'om Bloody was neither conceited nor obstinate ; but he impi'oved his knowledge by experience, and turned it to good account upon all occasions. Another most important feature in his conduct was, that he always kept his hounds healthy and steady, and he likewise made them love and fear him. In fact, no huntsman ever knew how to make tiie most of a pack of hounds better than tiie late Tom Moody did ; or, to bring them into the field wiih greater vigour. As a judge of the constitution oi his hounds, he was truly eminent ; and whenever they were at fault he always made his cast with judgment ; he was likewise patient and persevering at all times, and never gave up a fox whilst there remained a chance of killing him. Such were the qualities possessed by the late Tom Moody towards establishing his character as a " crack Huntsman." Amongst the oddities, who visited the club at the Stag's Head, was " Old Amen," the pa- rish clerk, one of the Caleb Quotera sort of folks in society : geography is my delight, Ballads, Epitaphs, I write. Almanacks 1 can indite, Graves I dig, compact and tight, Steeple sound. Corpse to the ground, Chymery, Rliymery, Songs inditing. Epitaphs writing, &c. who would undertake evfery thing, but who did nothing well ; yet one of the corner-pins of the club, and who was very much attached to Tom Moody. He was a prime wet soul ; G 2 84 PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. but, nevertheless, a complete man of business ; and it used to be his boast, when checked now and then by some of the sober members of the club, on account of his being too mucli ad- dicted to drinking. " Never mind," retorted Old Amen, " I can give you Scripture proof for every thing that I do ; therefore listen, ye Pharisees, ye reprobates, ye sinners, and learn, that there is a time for every thing in this probationary life — there is a time to dance, a time to sing, and a time to drink; and, if these three things do not make a man dry, why then you may say, that Old Amen is no conjurer." The parisli-clerk was a sort of butt for the club to crack their jokes upon ; but he, nevertheless, took it all in good part ; observing, at the same time, that he would much sooner put up with a skit upon him, than lose a good customer ; besides, said he, I shall have my time when I will be one with them. Tom Moody, who was very fond of having a bit of fun with Old Amen whenever the opportunity offered, ' would blow out his jacket ; or, as they say in the country, would give him a ' skin full' of the prime old brew- ing at the squire's, which had been in the cellar for a great number of years, and in point of quality was more like brandy than ale. This Tom did on purpose to hear the clerk chant with rather more than an audible voice above all the congregation at church — which made the parson stare — all the folks to stare ; but no person was in the secret, except Tom, that it was owing to the potency of the squire's ale, such sonorous sounds were produced from the lips of the clerk. Old Amen, in order to be grateful to Tom Moody, for his attention and good nature to- wards him, one evening, when the former was at the clubj and rather 'fresh,' he mustered up courage, and thus addressed the ' crack huntsman' : — " My dear Tom, you know we are all liable to die once in our life time ; and, perhaps, it may come to my turn first — you know we are here to-day, gone to-morrow ; put under the sod next ; and perhaps forgotten altogether in a little month ; but, for the friendship I bear towards you, if I live the longest, I will write your epitaph ; and may I be d — d if I will suffer you to be * earthed ' without leaving some remembrance behind you. ToM Moody, the prime ' whipper-in ' shall not be forgotten by his friends ! " "I am much obliged to you, Old Amen," replied Tom, " I want no epitaph ; I have done nothing in life to deserve an epitaph." " Stop, stop a bit," said the clerk, with a loud hiccough, *' but you are a good fellow, and all good fellows deserve an epitaph. Besides, it encourages trade, and that is a substantial reason why you should have an epitaph ; only ask the stone-mason if I am not right." " No, no, my Old Boy," replied Tom Moody, " I thank you all the same, but I will not trouble you to write an epitaph on my account. I have been often and often in at the death, and repeatedly joined in tlie loud huzzas ; therefore, 1 should not like exactly to steal off, as it were, to my cover, without some of my friends saying, there goes poor Tom Moody, we will see the last of him. And as I do not think it would be proper or decent for you, Old Amen, as one of the per- sons belonging to the church, to join in what I am now going to request of the club to do for me, I take the will for the deed. But if the members of the club will give A RATTLING VIEW-HALLOO OVER MY GRAVE, when I am called by the Master of all things to give up the chase, I shall die contented." The members of the club at the Stag's Head assured Tom, that the persons who might chance to survive him, would almost split their windpipes in his service, not only out of respect to him as a prime mem- ber of the club, but to do him that justice he deserved as a ' crack Huntsman.' " And," said the Old Clerk, " why certainly, Tom, my occupation is a grave one ; and my office re- quires propriety of demeanour ( hiccoughing J, if I must not join in the halloo, I can wink at it, and that will be all the same. But come, Tom," said he, " don't be down-hearted, because we have been talking of ' giving up the Ghost,' you are worth a thousand 'dead ones' yet; therefore, give us a toast, and one more song, when we shall finish the evening like jovial souls : (singing). 'Tis my will, when I die, not a tear should be shed, No liicjucet engraved on my stone ; But pour on my coffin a bottle of red. And say that my drinking is done. '' You are a jolly Old Cock," replied Tom, " and I cannot refuse you any thing ; and now for the huntsman's toast: " Here's horses strong, dogs healthy, earth's stopped, and foxes plenty !" " Bravo ! " said Old Amen, " you see my glass is empty ! Silence, Gen- tlemen, for Mr. Moody's song :" — Tuiu Moody was my father, and Tom Moody's son am I, And down in these parts I were bom, When but a saucy urchin, scarce half a handful high, I loUowed the fos aud merry horn ; Both dad and mammy prais'd me, I was their only joy— And they call'd me their very merry, sportmg-headed boy ! To be with horses, dogs, and sporting men, it ever was my joy. Which so pleas'd the merry, little, sporting-headed boy. But soon 1 shot up taller, ill weeds they grow apace, No boy was more fond of life and fun, The ruddy glow of healthfulness stood laughing in my face, Aud i brought down the birds with my gun. So 1 shot the game, kiss'd the girls, my life was full of joy, See theie goes the merry, funny, sportmg-headed boy. For hunting, shooting, fishing— indeed, sporting was my jo\ , And with the hounds all alive was the sporting headed boy Now dad aud mam are dead and gone, and I'm crack, wliippcrin, The view halioo is my great deUgbt! Then I rise with the .-uu, and to kill the fox think no sill. To me what a glorious sight! PIERCE EGANS BOOK OF SPORTS. 86 Then to be a prime huntsman, that will only crown 'Twill make me dance a>id sing, like a sporting headed boy. 1 like my lass, take my glass— for friendship is my true joy - And ' () the days when I were young'— a sporting- headed boy. The drinking of the above toast produced ano her, and another sentiment ; the song also gave a greater zest to the evening's amuse- ment ; and after the glasses were emptied, as a matter of course, ' Old Amen ' and Tom Moody could not part without having some- thing more to drink : thus glass succeeded glass, the parish clerk, according to the mem- bers of the club, got gloriously pious ;* nay, quite troublesome, and Tom Moody was com- pelled to get off the Old Parish Clerk as well as he could ; but the former quitted tlie club- noni, reeling and singing: — Mat Mudge, the sexton of o\ir town, Thouiili o!t a little heady. The drink not st his wits could drown. But some excuse was ready : Mat said the I'arson lov'd a sup, And eke also the clerk ; But then it kept his spirits up, 'Mongst spirits in the dark! Swore 'twas his predecessor's fault A cursed drunken fellow, The very bells to ring he taught. As if they all were mellow ; Hark ! hark ! cried he, in tipsy peal, Like roaring topers as they reel — Hark ! wha* a diunken pother : Another cup and then — What then ? — Why anothej'. " Another cup and then,' said Mr. Round- paunch, the Churchwarden, that old Amen, I verily believe, would empty the largest butt in the cellar, with a cup at a time, and never leave it till he was carried home ; and then he would not be satisfied without another!" But, if I am not mistaken, it is the same with most of the parish clerks in the kingdom ; they eat and drink so much at other people's expense, that they never know when to leave off." If there is a weeding " Old Amen " comes in for his fee, and perhaps for something to whet his whistle ; if it is a christ- ening, of course the parish clerk must drink the health of the young Christian ; and if it is •A funeral, sorrow becomes dry — and he wets both eyes, in order to keep up his maxim, that " there is a time to drink" — and grieving's a folly ! " The above Club at the Stag's Head was well attended once a-week by the " topping" trades- men of the town, who, after the fatigues of the day were over, used to unbend a little, by hob-nobbing together, as it is called, in order to attend to business the next morning with more vigour. The ' stags,' as they were called, were generally a bit ' sporting like ; ' and as the squire was a great feature in the • " Pious !" A cant phrase for a person being very much intoxicated ; but it is rather a perversion of the word we must confess, without it is ironically used •doinst the cloth I" neighbourhood — his splendid establishment, his crack pack of hounds, and his fine stud of horses, and the numerous gentlemen and vi- sitors from London, who attended the hunts, gave a decided tone and feeling to the conver- sation contiguous to the mansion of the esquire- The blacksmith WHS interested in it; t\\e farrier obtained work through the hunts, and the tailor found employment, either to repair or to make garments for the dashing fellows, who appeared in the field. The butcher, of course, could not be done without, after the sports of the day were over ; the saddler was a person- age in very great request, connected with the hunting establishment ; and the stationer also came in for his share of business, as to pens, ink, and paper : in short, a variety of other trades felt the importance of the hunts — it gave a spur to business — and the cash circu- lated merrily through a variety of other hands, which otherwise might have wanted business, and the tradesmen become as flat as pancakes. It, therefore, will not excite any surprise, that the leading toasts amongst the ^stags' was " Success to Hunting ;" and the club never separated without drinking the health of the squire as one of their standing toasts. Indeed, during the hunting season the peo- ple were all as merry ns grigs ; satisfaction appeared on all their faces, and it was es- teemed by them—" Life in the Country." Such are the good results from the circulation of money in different parts of England where such establishments are kept, and patronized by noblemen and gentlemen. On those nights when Tom Moody was the president— the chair being taken by the members in rotation — out of compliment to the ' crack whipper-in,' the chair and room were decorated with tro- phies connected with Sporting. But while Thus the Nightingale Club nightly kept up their clamour. And were nightly knock'd down by the president's hammer : Tom held in his hand the ' brush of Reynard,' and, waving it over his head, cried out, — ' swiftly, swiftly !' in allusion to the fleetness of the Fox, and that " Time flies,"— also ac- companied by the ' who hoop,' to signify the ' game was in view ;' or, in other words, that attention was required to be paid to the har- mony of the evening. Mr. Wellboiind, the stationer to the club, who always looked upon himself as the best-informed man belonging to the * Stags, ' or rather one of the best of the members, from his immediate acquaint- ance with books — when called upon for a chant, with a great deal of importance pre- faced his song with the following observa- tions :— " Mr. President, 1 like to be in cha- racter with my brother members : and 1 am fond of hunting to a certain extent; but, nevertheless, I like to display something like good sense and learning in every thing that I undertake ; therefore, I will sing you a clas- sical Sporting song, written by one of oiT greatest poets of the old times : — Rd PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. HUNTING THE HARE. Songn and ionnots, and rustical roiinddajs, Fuinis 111 fancies are wliistled on reeds, Songs to solace yoiini; nymphs upon holid.iys Are too unworthy for wonderful deeds; PhiX'bns ingenious VVitli witty Silenus, His haus;hty genius taught to declare; III words nicely coin'd, And verse better join'd, How stars divine lov'd hunting the hare. Stars ena'TOiir'd with pastimes Olympical, Stars and planets that beautifully shone, Would no longer endure that mortal man only Should svviin in pleasure, while they but look on • Hound about horned L;icina they swarmed. And her informed how minded they were, Kach god and goddess. To take human bodies, As lords, and ladies, to follow the hare. Chaste Diana applauded the motion, And pale Pioserpina sate in her place, Wliicli guides the Welkin and governs the ocean, While she conducted her nephews in chase ; Till by her example Their father to trample The earth old and ample leave they the air ; Neptune the water. And wine Liber Pater, And Mars the slaughter to follow the hare. Young god Cupid mounted on Pegasus, Beloved by nymphs, with kisses and praise. Strong Alcides upon cloudy Caucasus, Mounted a Centaur, which proudly him bare; Postilion of the sky, Swift-footed Mercury, Makes his courser fly, fleet as the air ; Tuneful Apollo The kennel doth follow. With whip and hollow after the hare. Young Amintas th.ought the gods came to breathe. After their battle, themselves on the ground, Thirsis did think the gods came here to dwell beneath. And that hereafter the world would go round. Corydon aged, With Phil is engaged, Was much enraged with jealous despair. But fury was faded, And he was persuaded, When he found they applauded hunting the hare. Stars but shadows were, joys were but sorrows, They without motion, these wanting delight ; Joys are jovial, delights are the marrows Of life and motion, the axle of might. Pleasure depends Upon no other friends. But still freely lends to each virtue a share ; Alone is pleasure The ineasuic of treasure. Of pleasure the treasure is hunting the hare. Drowned Narcissus from his metamorphosis. Roused by Edio new manhood did take ; i.nd snoring Si.iniius up-started from Cimmeri=, The which this thousand year was not awake To see club-footed Old Mulcibes booted. And Pan t' o promoted on Corydon's mare, Proud Pallas Pouted, And jEiliis shouted) And Momus flouted, yet followed the hare. Hymen ushers the Lady Aslrea, The jest lakes hold o"f Minerva the bold Ceres the brown, with bright Cytherea, Willi Thetis the wanton, Bellona the bold. Shame-faced Aurora, With witty Pandora, And Maia with Flora did company bear ; But Juno was stated Too high to be mated, jilibough she hated not hunting the hare. Three broad bowls to the olympical rector, i he Troy-born boy presents on his knee, Jove to Phabus carouses his nectar. And Phrehus to lleniics, and Hermes to me; Wherewith infused I piped and mnsfd. In language unused, their sports to declare. Till the house of Jove, Like the spheres round do move, Health to all those that love hunting the hare. It should seem that the late Tom Moody was so much attached to the life of a hunts- man, that he had every thing nearest his person which could continually put him iu mind of it ; and the walls of his bed-room were covered with Sporting pictures — of race- horses, favorite hounds, game cocks, &c. Over his mantle-piece also were displayed the tiophies of fox hunting — the brush of sly Reynard; his cap, boots, spurs, &c. Indeed, every article connected with the Sports of the Chase were exhibited to give a character to the resting place of the ' crack huntsman.' — His cotiversation had no other course Thau that presented to his simple view ; Of v/hat conoern'd his saddle, groom, or horse, Beyond this theme he little car'd or knew ; Tell him of beauty, and harmonious sounds, He'd show his mare, and talk about his hounds. Tom Moody, according to the account of some of his old and intimate acquaintances, was extremely happy iu his description of a Fox Chase: indeed, it was said to be a fine piece of acting altogether. However, as we never had the felicity of hearing Tom give the ' vieto halloo !' in order to render our sketch complete, nay, more, to give a regular climax to the * crack Huntsman,' we are induced to quote Peter Beckford's, Esq., characteristic account of a Fox hunt. — " A fox-chase is not easy to be described — yet, as even a faint description of it may serve, to a certain degree, as an answer to the various questions you are pleased to make concerning that diversion, I shall prosecute my attempt in such a manner as I think may suit your purpose best. The hour in the morning most favorable to the di- version is certainly an early one, nor do I think I can fix it better than to say the hounds should be at the cover at sun-rising. Let us suppose we are arrived at the cover side. Delightful scene ! Where all around is gay, men, horses, dogs ; And in each in smiling countenance appeai-s. Fresh blouming health, and universal joy." Now let your huntsman throw in his hounds as quietly as he can, and let the two whippers- in keep wide of him on either hand, so that a single hound may not escape them; let them be attentive to his halloo, and be ready to en- courage or rate, as that directs : he will, of course, draw up the wind, for reasons which I shall give in another place. Now, if you can keep your brother sportsmen in order, and put any discretion into them, you are in luck ; they more frequently do harm than good : if it be possible, persuade those who wish to halloo the fox off, to stand quiet under the PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. «7 cover side, and on no account to halloo him too soon ; if they do, he most certainly will turn back again ; could you entice them all into the cover, your sport, in all probability, •would not be the worse for it. How well the hounds spread the cover ! — the huntsman, you see, is quite deserted, and his horse, ^viiich so lately had a crowd at his heels, has not now one attendant left. How steadily they draw ! — you hear not a single hound, yet none are idle. Is not this better than to be subject to continual disappointment from the eternal babbling of unsteady hounds ? -Far o'er the rocVy hills we rani;*, See ! how they range Dispersed, how busily this way and that They cross, examining with cnricms nose Each likely haunt. Hark ! on the drag I hear Their doubtful notes, preludiii<; to a cry More nobly full, and swell'd with every mouth.' How musical tiieir tongues !— ^Now, as they get nearer to him, how the chorus fills ! Hark ! he is found.— Now, where are all your sorrows, and your cares, ye gloomy souls ? Or where your pains and aches, ye complain- ing ones ? One halloo has dispelled them all. — What a crash tliey make I and Echo seem- ingly takes pleasure to repeat the sound. The astonished traveller forsakes his road, lured by its melody : the listening ploughman now stops his plough ; and every distant shepherd neglects his flock, and runs to see him break. What joy ! what eagerness in every face ! " How happy art thou, man, when thou'rt no more Thyself! when all the pangs that grind thy soul. In rapture and in sweet oblivion lost. Yield a short interval and ease from pain !" Mark how he runs the cover's utmost limits, yet dares not venture forth ! the hounds are still too near. — That check is lucky : — now, if our friends head him not, he will soon be off — hark ! they halloo : by G— d he's gone. ' Hark ! what loud shouts Re-echo through the groves ! he breaks away ; Shrill horns pruclaim his flight. Each straggling hound Strains o'er the lawn to reach the distan^pack. 'Tis triumph all, and joy.' Now, huntsman, get on with the head hounds the whippers-in will bring on the others after you : keep an attentive eye on the leading hounds, that, should the scent fail them, you may know at least how far they brought it. Mind Galloper, how he leads them ! It is difficult to distinguish which is first, they run in such a style : yet he is the foremost hound. The goodness of his nose is not less excellent than his speed. How he carries the scent ! and when he loses it, see how eagerly he flings to recover it again. There — now he's at head again — see how they top the hedge ! Now how they mount the hill ! Observe what a head they carry ; and show me, if you can, one shuffler or skirter amongst them all : are they not like a parcel of brave fellows, who, when they undertake a thing, determine to share its fatigue and its dangers equally amongst them Ani)net ; ' You vill make him steal away.' 'Ah, him steal moch poulet, moch Turque, n'est-ce- pas ?' de same in France, de same in France ; him vare great voleur ; I shall him shoot, i shall him shoot 1' '•' ' De Gentleman be mad,' said Monsieur Craving, ven I produced my pistolet. • Hav a care, George, he vill himself shoot.' ' Pas de tout ! pas de tout ! I vill me shoot de renard sans doute, but not non myself.' Just den dcre vas great scream— Oh dear! him poor gentlemans be moch hurt I fear. ' Gone avay ! gone avay ! forvard ! forvard ! hoop ! hoop ! tallivo ! tallivo !' shouted Monsieur Craving and all de other gentlemans : some blew a trumpet, and de flock of dogs came up howling and barking. ' Old hard !' said Mon- sieur Craving, ' old hard ! Pray, sare, do you think you can catch de fox yourself?' said he. ' I vill me try,' said I, ' but vere him be?' — ' Dere him go, said Monsieur Bunce, as de dogs began to howl vonce more, and all de gentlemens gallop after them. ' I vill be first,' I said. So I charge de whole flock of dogs, and knocked over three of them. Oh how dem swore because I beat dem all ! Then ve got to end of vood, and I thought de renard should him come back again; but Monsieur Bunce he jumped a gate, and then look back at me, and said, ' Now, you Tinker, catch dem if you can.' De gate was open, and I gallop along in v-are great haste, for ve vare all in moch hurry ; but I arrive at von large fosse, and de lady in rouge demande voud I take it? 'Si vous plait, Madame;' and I spur mine orse, but de stoopid nete torn- bled into it ; and voud you believe it, but de lady jomp over it and me and my orse ? " ' Pick up de pieces,' said von gentlemans as he passed by. ' Vot, old poy, are you 90 PIEUCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS floored already ?' said anoder. * Com lo me, and I vill help you up,' said a third, as him gallop along. Indeed, they all make some compliment as they pass ; but my orsc him manage to get up, and 1 found I should not be much damage ; so I gallop again over de soft grass fur great distance, mine orse blow- ing vare much. " ' This dem fox will never stop,' I said : by my vord it is quite ridicule riding after him in this stoopid manner ; he will surely never dare find his vay back to mi Lor Chi- chester's poulets ; so vy should ve fatigue us lo hont him any further?' " ' Shov along, ye skrew,' said a gentle- mans, vondering at vot I vos stop ; ' de foxis sinking.' — ' Vot him no svim ? but vere de vater ?' — 'Dere he go, up de hill,' said he : but how de fox could sink up de hill I could me not discover ; but Monsieur George made moch noise, as did Monsieur Craving, and all de other gentlemens ; and at last I saw de dogs overtake de renard near von vood. He vas kill, but Monsieur George took him up and vip de dogs avay, and all de gentlemens got off orse and valk about ; and Monsieur Crav- ing come to me and said, Sare, you vare near kill my best hound, but make me de pleasure to accept de broosh.' ' Thank you, Sare !" said I, ' but I should prefere von comb,' par- ceque mine hair vas moch disorder ; and Mon- sieur Craving laugh and say, ' It be de fox's broosh I offer you Sare : you have rode vare veil, and I am moch think you will make von vare fine sportsman.' But I say to him, ' I thank you. Monsieur Craving, for dis com- pliment ; but, by my vord, your English hont de renard is moch ridicule : you have now com trois L.gue after dis dem animal, tired 3'our orse, dirty your breeches, tore your habit, throw mod in my face, and ven you catch da creature you give him to de dog. If you desire a renard, set von trap, and catch him by de leg, or let Monsieur George shoot him vit de mousquet as him com out of de vood, but never give yourself de trouble of honting liim in this fashion.' " But Monsieur Craving him laugh moch, and say, — ' Sare, I tink you shall not com- prehend our sport.' ' Perhaps not,' I say, ' because I shall not tink it sport :' derefore, I vill you vish, ftlonsieur Editor, bon jour. " Extirpation of Beasts and Birds. In a most delightful and interesiing work, recently published by Charles Lyall, F. R. S., " being an attempt to explain the former shanges of the earth's surface, by reference to causes now in operation," he observes : — " Let us make some inquiries into the ex- tent of the influence which the progress of society has exerted, during the last seven or eight centuries, in altering the distribution of oi:r indigenous British animals. Dr. Flem- ing has prosecuted this inquiry with his usual zeal and ability, and in a memoir on the 9ub> ject has enumerated the best authenticated examples of the decrease or extirpation of certain species during a period when our po- pulation has made the most rapid advances. We shall offer a brief outline of his results. " The stag, as well as the fallow-deer and the roe, were formerly so abundant, that, ac- cording to Lesley, from five-liundred to a thousand were sometimes slain at a hunting match; but the native races would already have been extinguiihed, had they not been carefully preserved in certain forests. The otter, the marten, and the polecat, were also in sufficient numbers to be pursued for the sake of their fur ; but they have now been reduced within very narrow bounds. The wild cat and fox have also been sacrificed throughout the greater part of the country, for the security of the poultry-yard or the fold Badgers have been expelled from nearly every district which at former periods they inhabited. " Besides these, which have been driven out from some haunts, and every where re- duced in number, there are some which have been wholly extirpated ; such as the ancient breed of indigenous horses, the wild boar and the wild oxen, of which last, however, a few remains are still preserved in the parks of some of our nobility. The beaver, which was eagerly sought after for its fur, had become scarce at the close of the ninth century, and by the twelfth century was only to be met with, according to Giraldus de Barri, in one river in Wales, and another in Scotland. The wolf, once so much dreaded by our ancestors, is said to have maintained its ground in Ire- land so late as the beginning of the eighteenth century (1710), though it had been extirpated in Scotland thirty years before, and in England at a much earlier period. The bear, which in Wales was regarded as a beast of the chase equal to the hare or the boar, only perished as a native of Scotland in the year 1057. '* Many native birds of prey have also been the subjects of unremitting persecution. The eagles, larger hawks, and ravens, have disap- peared from the more cultivated districts. The haunts of the mallard, the snipe, the red- shank, and the bittern, have been drained equally with the summer dwellings of the lapwing and the curlew. But these species still linger in some portion of the British isles; whereas the large capercailzies, or wood grouse, formerly natives of the pine forests of Ireland and Scotland, have been destroyed within the last fifty years. The egret and the crane, which appear to have been formerly very common iu Scotland, are now only occasional visitants. " The bustard (Otis tarda), observes Graves, in his ' British Ornithology,' ' was formerly seen in the downs and heaths of va- rious parts of our island, in flocks of forty or fifty birds ; whereas it is now acircumstance of rare occurrence to meet with a single indi PIERCE EGANS BOOK OF SPORTS. t>l vidual.' Bewick also remarks, ' that they were formerly more common in this island than at present ; they are now found only in the open countries of the south and east, in the plains of Wiltshire, Dorsetshire, and some parts of Yorkshire.' In the few years that have elapsed since Bewick wrote, this bird has entirely disappeared from Wiltshire and Dorsetshire. *' These changes, we may observe, are de- rived from very imperfectmemorials, and relate only to the larger and more conspicuous animals inhabiting a small spot on the globe ; but they cannot fail to exalt our conception of the enormous revolutions which, in the course of several thousand years, the whole human species must have effected. "The kangaroo and the emu are retreating rapidly before the progress of colonization in Australia; and it scarcely admits of doubt that the general cultivation of that country must lead to the extirpation of both. The most striking example of the loss, even within the last two centuries, of aremarkable species, is that of the dodo — a bird first seen by the Dutchwheu they landed on the Isle of France, at that time uninhabited, immediately after the discovery of the passage to the East Indies by the Cape of Good Hope. It was of a large eize and singular form ; its wings short, like those of an ostrich, and wholly incapable of sustaining its heavy body even for a short flight. In its general appearance it differed from the ostrich, cassowary, or any known bird. " Many naturalists gave figures of the dodo after the commencement of the seventeenth century ; and there is a painting of it in the British Museum, which is said to have been taken from a living individual. Beneath the painting is a leg, in a fine state of preserva- tion, which ornithologists are agreed cannot belong to any other ktown bird. In the museum at Oxford, also, there is a foot and a head, in an imperfect state, but M. Cuvier doubts the identity of this species with that of which the painting is preserved in London. " In spite of the most active search, during the last century, no information respecting the dodo was obtained, and some authors have gone so far as to pretend that it never existed ; but amongst a great mass of satisfactory evidence in favor of the recent existence of this species, we may mention that an assemblage of fossil bones were recently discovered, under a bed of lava, in the Isle of f ranee, and sent to the Paris museum by M. Desjardins. They al- most all belonged to a large living species of land- tortoise, called Testudo Indka, but amongst them were the head, sternum, and humerus of tlie dodo. M. Cuvier showed me these valuable remains in Paris, and assured me that they left no doubt in his mind that the huge bi|;d was one of the gallinaceous tribe." Sagacity of the Shepherd's Doo. The following well-authenticated anecdotes and curious history of the dog are to be met with in Mr. Hogg's "Shepherd's Calendar." We extract two of the most striking instances : the first relates to an affecting anecdote of a dog which belonged to Mr. Steel, " flesher, in Peebles." " Mr. Steel had such an implicit depend- ence on the attention of this animal to his orders, tliat whenever he put a lot of sheep before her, he took a pride in leaving it to herself, and either remained to take a glass with the farmer of whom he had made the purchase, or took another road, to look after bargains or other business. But one time he chanced to commit a drove to her charge at a place called Willenslee, without attending to her condition as he ought to have done. This farm is five miles from Peebles, over wild hills, and there is no regularly defined path to it. Whether Mr. Steel remained behind or took another road I know not; but, on coming home late in the evening, he was as- tonished at hearing that his faithful animal had never made her appearance with the drove. He and his son, or servant, instantly prepared to set out by different paths in search of her; but, on their going out to the street, there was she coming with the drove, no one missin,';; ; and, marvellous to relate, she was carrying a young pup in her mouth ! she had been taken in travail on the hills ; and how the poor beast had contrived to manage her drove in her state of suffering is beyond human calculation ; for her road lay through sheep the whole way. Her master's heart smote him when he saw what she had suffered and effected ; but she was nothing daunted ; and, having deposited her young one in a place of safety, she again set out full speed to the hills, and brought another, and another, till she brought her whole litter, one by one, but the last one was dead." The other remarkable instance of the niceness of canine instinct or sagacity is related to have been displayed after a snow storm. It is wonderful. " When (says the author) we came after the storm to the ground where the sheep should have been, there was not one of them above the snow. Here and there, at a great distance from each other, we could perceive the heads or horns of stragglers ap- pearing ; and these were easily got out, but, when we had collected these few, we could find no more. They had been lying all abroad in a scattered state when the storm came on, and were covered over just as they had been lying. It was on a kind of sloping ground, that lay half beneath the wind, nnd the snow was uniformly from six to eight feet deep. Under this the animals were lying scattered over at least one hundred acres of heathery ground. It was a very ill-looking concern. We went about boring witii our long poles, and often did not find one sheei) in a quarte 92 PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. of an hour. But at length a white shap^y colly, named Sparkle, that belonged to the cowherd boy, seem to have comprehended something of our perplexity ; for we observed him plying and scraping in the snow with great violence, and always looking over his shoulder to us. On goin^ to the spot, we found that he had marked straight above a 4heep. From that he flew to another, and so on to another, as fast as we could dig them out, and ten times faster, for he sometimes had twenty or thirty holes marked beforehand. " We got out three hundred of that division before night, and about half as many on the other parts of the farm, in addition to those we had rescued the day before ; and the greatest part of these would have been lost had it not been for the voluntary exertions of Sparkle. Before the snow went away (which Jay only eight days) we had got out every sheep on the farm, either dead or alive, except four ; and that these were not found was not Sparkle's blajne, for though they were buried below a mountain of snow at least fifty feet deep, he had again and again marked on the top of it above them. The sheep were all living when we found them ; but those that were buried in the snow to a certain depth, being, I sup- pose, in a warm, half-suffocated state, though on being taken out they bounded away like roes, were instantly after paralyzed by the sudden change of atmosphere, and fell down, deprived of all power in their limbs. We did not, however, lose above sixty in all ; but I am certain Sparkie saved us at least two hundred." THE ANGLER'S PROGRESS. When I was a mere scbool-boy, ^ (ere yet I'd learu'd my book), I felt an itch for Angl'iig in every little brook ; An osier rod, some thread for line, A crooked pin for hook. And thus equipp'd, I angled In every little brook ; Where Prickle-backs and Minnows, each day I caught in store, With Stone-loaches and Millers'-thumbs— those brooks afford no more : And thus the little Angler with crooked pin for hook, Wonld shun each noisy wrangler, to fish the murm'ring brook. Then next I bought some farthing hooks, and eke a horse hair line ; An hazle rod, with whale-bone top, my play-mates to outshine ; With which 1 soon aspired to angle with a float. And where I could not fish from shore, 1 aagled from a boat ; Then Roach and Dace and Bleak I took, and Gudgeons without end, And now and then a Perch I'd hook, which made my rod to bend ; And thus the little Angler, pleas'd with his line and hook. Would shun each noisy wrangler, to fish the murm'ring brook. Bream, Chub, and Barbel, next 1 sought, their various haunts I try'd. With scower'd worms, greaves, cheese and paste and various baits beside ; With hooks of Kirbu-bent well chose, and gut that's round and fine. So by gradation thus I rose to fish with running line ; A multiplying winch I bought, wherewith my skill to try, And so expert myself 1 thought, few with me now could vie ; And thus the little Angler, with rod, and line, and hook. Would shun each noisy wrangler, to fish the murm'ring brook. My mind on trolling now intent, with live and dead snap-hook ; I seldom to the rivers went, but rike or .lack I took ; Near banks of bull rush, sedge, and reed ; (a dark and windy day :) And if the Pike were on tlie feed, I rarely miss'd my prey. If baits are fresh, and proper size, no matter what's the sort; At Gudgeons, Roach, or Dace, they'll rise •; with all by turns I've sport. So now a dexfrous Angler, with rod, and line, and hook, I shunn'd each noisy wrangler, to fish the murm'ring brook. And now to cast a fly-line well, became my chiefest wish ; I strove each sportsman to excel, and cheat the nimble fish ; Now I'rout and Grayling I could kill if gloomy was the day, And Salmon also, at my will, became an easy prey ; Now flies and palmers I could dress, aquatic insects too. And all their various seasons guess, their uses well I knew : So now a dexfrous Angler, with line and rod and hook I shunn'd each noisy wrangler, to fish the murm'ring brook. So now to close this charming scene, which none but .sportsmen feel. Be sure you keep the Golden Mean, nor arm your hearts with steel : The fish with moderation take, and to the Fair be kind ; And ne'er with them your promise break, but virtue keep in mind : So Wives and Sweethearts now let's drink, let each man fill his glass. And may we never speak or think, to disconcert our Lass ! — Then, when our lines are all worn out, and feeble grows the hook. They'll ne'er forget the Angler, that angled in the brook. The English Horse. The earliest record of the horse in Great Britain (according to the Editor of the Library of Useful Knowledge) is contained in the his- tory given by Julius Cassar of his invasion of our island. The British army was accompa- nied by numerous war-chariots, drawn by horses. Short scythes were fastened to the ends of the axletrees, sweeping down every thing before them, and carrying terror and devas- tation into the ranks of their enemies. The conqueror gives a most animated description of the dexterity with which the horses were managed. PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. 93 What kind of horse the Britons then pos- sessed, it would be useless to inquire ; but from the cumbrous structure of the car, and the fury with which it was driven, and from llie badness or nonexistence of the roads, they must have been both active and powerful to an extraordinary degree. Caesar deemed them so valuable, that he carried many of them to Rome ; and the British horses were, for a considerable period afterwards, in great request in various parts of the Roman empire. Horses must at that time have been ex- ceedingly numerous in Britain ; for we are told that when the British king, Cassibellanus, dismissed the main body of his army, he re- tained four thousand of his war-chariots for the purpose of harassing the Romans, when they attempted to forage. The British horse now received its first cross ; but whether the breed was thereby im- proved cannot be ascertained. The Romans, having established themselves in Britain, found it necessary to send over a numerous body of cavalry to maintain a chain of posts and check the frequent insurrections of the natives. The Roman horses would breed with those of the country, and to a greater or less extent change their character ; and, from this time, the English horse would consist of a compound of the native and those from Gaul, Italy, Spain, and every province from which the Roman cavalry was supplied. It would appear probable, however, that Athelstan, the natural son of Alfred the Great, and the second in succession to him, paid some attention to the improvement of the horse ; for, having subdued all the rebellious portions of the Heptarchy, he was congratu- lated on his success by some of the continen- tal princes, and received from Hugh Capet of France, who solicited his sister in marriage, various presents, doubtless of a nature that would be thought most acceptable to him ; and among them several German running horses. Hence our breed received another cross, and probably an improvement. - Athelstan seems to have seriously devoted himself to this important object ; for he soon afterwards decreed (a. d. 930) that no horses should be sent abroad for sale, or on any account, except as royal presents. This proves his anxiety to preserve the breed, and likewise renders it probable that that breed was beginning to be esteemed by our neigh- bours. In a document bearing date a. d. 1000 we have an interesting account of the relative value of the horse. If a horse was destroyed, or negligently lost, the compensa- tion to be demanded was thirty shillings; a mare or colt, twenty shillings ; a mule or young ass, twelve shillings ; an ox, thirty pence ; a cow, twenty-four pence ; a pig, eightpence ; and it strangely follows, a man, one pound.* * Accordinj to the Anglo Saxon computation, forty- eipht shillings ruaile a pound, equal in silver to about thrt e pjunds of our present money, in value to fifteen or sixteen pounds, and five penro nsade ono shilling. In the laws of Howell the Good, Prince of Wales, and passed a little before this time, there are some curious particulars respecting the value and sale of horses. The value of a foal not fourteen days old is fixed at four- pence ; at one year and a day it is estimated at forty-eight pence ; and at three years sixty pence. It was then to be tamed with the bridle, and brought up either as a pal/rey or a serving horse ; when its value became one hundred and twenty pence ; and that of a wild or unbroken mare sixty pence. Even in those early days, the frauds of dealers were too notorious, and the following singular regulations were established : The buyer was allowed time to ascertain whether the horse were free from three diseases. He had three nights to prove him for the staggers ; three months to prove the soundness of his lungs ; and one year to ascertaiu whether he was infected with glanders. For every blemish discovered after the purchase, one-third of the money was to be returned, except it should be a blemish of the ears or tail. The practice of letting horses for hire was then known, and then, as now, the services of the poor hack were too brutally exacted. The benevolent Howell disdains not to legis- late for the protection of this abused and val- uable servant. " Whoever shall borrow a horse, and rub the hair so as to gall the back, shall pay fourpence ; if the skin is forcetl into the flesh, eightpence; if the flesh be forced to the bone, sixteen pence." One circumstance deserves to be remarked, that in none of the earliest historical records of the Anglo-Saxons or the Welsh is there any allusion to the use of the horse for the pjough. Until a comparatively recent period, oxen alone were used in England, as in other countries, for this purpose ; but about this time, (the latter part of the tenth century) some innovation on this point was creeping in, and therefore, a Welsh law forbids the farmer to plough with horses, mares, or cows, but with oxen alone. On one of the pieces of tapestry woven at Bayonne in the time of William the Conqueror, (a. d 10G6) there is the figure of a man driving a iiorse attached to a harrow. This is the ea liest notice we have of the use of the horse in field labour. With William the Conqueror came a marked improvement in the British horse. To his superiority in cavalry this prince was chiefly indebted for the victory of Hastings. The favorite charger of William was a Spaniard. His followers, both the barons and the common soldiers, came principally from a country in which agriculture had made more rapid progress than in England. A very considerable portion of the kingdom was divided among these men ; and it cannot be doubted that, however unjust was the usur- pation of the Norman, England benefited in its husbandry, and particularly in its horses, by the change of masters. Some of the barons, and particularly Roger de Boulogne, earl of Shrewsbury, introduced llic Spanish 94 PIERCE EOAN'S BOOK OF SP0RT8. horse, on their newly-acquired estates. The historians of these times however, principally monks, knowing nothing about horses, give us very little information on the subject. In the reign of Henry I. (a. d. 1121) the first Arabian horse, or, at least, the first on record, was introduced. Alexander I., king of Scotland, presented to the church of St. Andrew's an Arabian horse, with costly fur- niture, Turkish armour, many valuable trinkets, and a considerable estate. Forty years afterwards, in the reign of Henry II., Smithfield was celebrated as a horse-market. Fitz-Stephen, who lived at that time, gives the following animated ac- count of the manner in which the hackneys, and charging-steeds were tried there, by racing against one another. " When a race is to be run by this sort of horses, and per- haps by others, which also in their kind are strong and fleet, a shout is immediately raised and the conimnn horses are ordered to with- draw out of the way. Three jockeys, or, so)?ietimes only two, as the match is made, prepare themselves for the contest. The horses on their part are not without emulation : they tremble and are impatient, and are con- tinually in motion. At last, the signal once given, they start, devour the course, and hurry along with unremitting swiftness. The jockeys inspired with the thought of applause, and the hope of victory, clap spurs to their willing horses, brandish their whips, and cheer them with their cries." This descrip- tion reminds us of the more lengthened races of the present day, and proves the blood of the English horse, even before the Eastern breed was tried. Close on this followed the Crusades. The champions of the cross certainly had it in their power to enrich their native country with some of the choicest specimens of Eastern horses, but they were completely under the influence of superstition and fanaticism, and common sense and usefulness were forgotten. An old metrical romance, however, records the excellence of two horses belonging to Richard Coeur de Lion, which he purchased at Cyprus, and which were therefore, pro- bably, of Eastern origin. Yn this worlde they hadde no pere*« Dromedary nor destrere t, Stede, RabyteJ, ne Cammele, Goeth none so swifte, without fayle : For a thousand pownd of gold, N« should the one be solde. The war-steed was defended by mail or plate, much on tlie plan of the harness of the knight himself. His head was ornamented with a crest. The head, chest, and flanks, were wholly or partially protected ; and sometimes he was clad in complete steel, with the arms of his master engraved or em- bossed on his bardings. The bridle of the horse was always as splendid as the circum- tilanccs of the knight allowed, and thus a ♦ I'ler, erjaal. +Wai horae. t Arabian. horse was often called Brigliadore, from briglia d'orn, a bridle of gold. Bells were a very favorite addition to the equipment of the horse. The old Troubadour, Arnold of Marson, says, that " nothing is so proper to inspire confidence in a knight, and terror in an enemy." The price of horses a* this period was sin- gularly uncertain. In 1185, fifteen breeding mares sold for two pounds twelve shillings and sixpence. They were purchased by the monarch, and distributed among his tenants, and, in order to get something by the bar- gain, he charged the great sum of four shil- lings each. Twenty years afterwards, ten capital horses brought no less than twenty pounds each ; and, twelve years later, a pair of horses were imported from Lombardy, for which the extravagant price of thirty -eight pounds thirteen shillings and fourpence was given. The usual price of good handsome horses was ten pounds, and the hire of a car or cart, with two horses, was tenpenee a-day. To King John, hateful as he was in all other re&pects, we are yet much indebted for the attention which he paid to agriculture ge- nerally, and particularly to improving the breed of horses. He imported one hundred chosen stallions of the Flanders kind. John accumulated a very numerous and va- luable stud. He was eager to possess himself of every horse of more than usual power ; and. at all times, gladly received, from the tenants of the crown, horses of a superior quality, instead of money, for the renewal of grants, or the payment of forfeitures belonging to the crown. It was his pride to render his ca- valry, and the horses for the tournament and for pleasure, as perfect as possible. It could not be expected that so haughty a tyrant would concern himself much with the in- ferior kinds ; yet, while the superior was becoming rapidly more valuable, the others would, in an indirect manner, partake of the improvement. One hundred years afterwards, Edward II. purchased thirty Lombardy tcar-korses, and twelve heavy draught-horses. Lombardy, Italy, and Spain were the countries whence the greater part of Europe was then supplied with the most valuable cavalry or parade horses. Horses for agricultural purposes were chiefly procured from Flanders. Edward III. devoted one thousand marks to the purchase of fifty Spanish horses ; and of such importance did he conceive this addi- tion to the English, or rather mingled blood, then existing, that formal application was made to the kings of France and Spain to grant safe conduct to the troop. When they had arrived at the royal stud, it was computed that they had cost the monarch no less than thirteen pounds six shillings and eightpence per horse, equal in value to one hundred and sixty pounds of our present money. This monarch had many runnhig-hnrse.i The precise meaning of the term is not, liow- PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. 1)5 ever, clear. It might be light and speedy horses, in opposition to the war-horse : or those that were literjilly used for the purpose of racing. The average price of these running- horses was twenty nuirlis, or three pounds six shillings and eightpence. Edward was de- voted to the sports of the turf or the field, or he began to see the propriety of crossing our stately and heavy breed wilh those of a lighter structure and greater speed. There was, however, one impediment to this, which was not for a very long period re- moved. The soldier was cased in heavy ar- mour. The kniglit, with all his accoutre- ments, often rode more than twenty-five stone. No little bulk and strength were required in the animal to carry this back-breaking weight. When the musket was substituted for the cross-bow and battle-axe, and this iron de- fence, cumbrous to the wearer and destructive to the horse, was useless, and laid aside, the improvement of the British horse in reality commenced. While Edward was thus eager to avail himself of foreign blood, with the too frequent selfishness of the sportsman, he would let no neighbour share in the advantage. The ex- portation of horses was forbidden under very heavy penalties. Nay, so jealous were these sister-kingdoms of each other's prosperity, that so late as the time of Elizabeth, it was felony to export horses from England to Scot- land. The English hoise was advancing, although slowly^ to an equality with, or even supe- riority over those of neighbouring countries. Kis value began to be more generally and highly estimated, and his price rapidly in- creased — so much so, that breeders and the dealer, then, as now, skilful in imposing on the inexperienced, obtained from many of our young grandees enormous prices for them. This evil magnified to such an extent that Richard II. (I38G) interfered to regulate and determine the price. The proclamation which he issued is interesting not only as proving the increased value of the horse, but ~showing what were, four hundred and fifty years ago, what are, still, the chief breeding districts. It was ordered to be published, in the coun- ties of Lincoln and Cambridge, and the East and North Ridings of Yorkshire ; and the price of the horse was restricted to that which had been determined by former sovereigns. We can now collect but little of the history of the horse until the reign of Henry VIL, at the close of the fifteenth century. He con- tinued to prohibit the exportation of stallions, but allowed that of mares when more than two years old, and under the value of six shillings and eightpence. This regulation was, however, easily evaded, for if a mare could be found worth more than six shillings and eightpence, she might be freely exported on the payment of that sum. Henry VIII., a tyrannical and cruel prince, but fond of show and splendour, was very anxious to produce a valuable breed of horses ; and the means which he adopted were both perfectly in unison with his arbitrary dispo- sition, and very little calculated to effect his object. He affixed a certain standard, below which no horse should be kept.. The lowest height for the stallion was fifteen, hands, and for the mare thirteen hands ; and even before they had arrived at their full growth, no stal- lion above two years old, and under fourteen hands and a half, was permitted to run on any forest, moor, or common, where there were mares. At "Michaelmas-tide" the neigh- bouring magistrates were ordered to " drive" all forests and commons, and not only destroy such stallions, but all "unlikely tits," whe- ther ' mares or geldings, or foals,' which they might deem not calculated to produce a valu- able breed. He likewise ordained, that in every deer-park a certain number of mares, in proportion to its size, and each at least thir- teen hands high, should be kept ; and that all his prelates and nobles, and all those whose " wives wore velvets," should keep stallions for the saddle at least fifteen hands high. These ordinances perished with the tyrant by whom they were promulgated. The reign of Henry VIII. produced the earliest English treatise on agriculture, and the management of horses and cattle. It was written by Sir A. Fitzherbert, Judge of tiie Common Pleas, and contains much useful in- formation. It is entitled. '' Boke of Husban- dry ;" and, being now exceedingly rare, an extract from it may not be unacceptable. It would seem that the mare had been but lately employed in husbandry, for he says, " A hus- bande may not be without horses and mares, and specially if he goe with a horse-plough ne must have both his horses to draive ; his mares to brynge colts to uphold his stocke, and yet at many times they may draive well if they be well handled." The learned judge shared the common fate of those who have to do with the horse. " Thou grasyer, that mayst fortune to be of niyne opinion or con- djtion to love horses, and young coltes and foles to go among thy cattle, take hede that thou be not beguiled as I have been a hun- dred tymes and more. And first thou shalt knowe that a good horse has 54 properties, that is to say, 2 of a man, 2 of a badger, 4 of a lion, 9 of an oxe, 9 of a hare, 9 of a foxe, 9 of an asse, and 10 of a woman." * The tyrannical edicts of Henry VIII. had the efl'ect which common sen.se would have * Later wiittrs have pirated from Sir A., but liave not improved upon him. The following description of the horse is well known. " A good horse should have three qualities of a woman, — a broad breast, round hips, and a long iTinne ; — three of a lion, — coun tenante, courage, and fire ; — three of a bullock,— the eye, the nostril, and joints, — three of a sheep, — tlie nose, gentleness, .and patience ; — three of a mule, — strength, constancy, and foot; three of a deer, — head, legs, and short hair ; — three of a wolf ; — throat, neck, and licaring; three of a fox, — ear, tail, and trot ;— three of a serpent, — memory, sight, and chiiiiing ;— *nd thn^ of a hare or cat, — running, walking, and suppWrioss." 90 PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. anticipated,— the breed of hdfses was not ma- terially improved, and their numbers were sadly diminished. When the bigot, Philip of Spain, threatened England, in the reign of Elizabeth, with his Invincible Armada, that princess could muster in her whole kingdom only three thousand cavalry to oppose him ; and Blundeville, who wrote at this time a very pleasant and excellent book on the art of riding, speaks contemptuously of the qualities of these horses. Blundeville describes the majority of our horses as consisting of strong, sturdy beasts, fit only for slow draught, and the few of a lighter structure being weak and without bottom. An account has been given of the racing trial of the horses in Smithfield market. Regu- lar races were now established in various parts of England. Meetings of this kind were first held at Chester and Stamford ; but there was no acknowledged system as now ; and no breed of racing horses. Hunters and hackneys mingled together, and no descrip- tion of horse was excluded. There was at first no course marked out for the race, but the contest generally consisted in the running of train-scent across the country, and sometimes the most difficult and danger- ous part of the country was selected for the exhibition. Occasionally our present steeple chase was adopted with all its dangers, and more than its present barbarity ; for persons were appointed cruelly to flog along the jaded and exhausted horses. The prize was usually a wooden bell adorned with flowers. This was afterwards exchanged for a silver bell, and " given to him who should run the best and farthest on horseback on Shrove Tuesday." Hence the common phrase of " bearing away the bell." Horse-racing became gradually more cul- tivated ; but it was not until the last year of the reign of James I., that rules were pro- mulgated and generally subscribed to for their regulation. That prince was fond of field sports. He had encouraged, if he did not es- tablish, horse-racing in Scotland, and he brought with him to England his predilection for it ; but his races were more often matches against time, or trials of speed and bottom. Although the Turkish and Barbary horses had been freely used to produce with the English mare the breed which was best suited to this exercise, little improvement had been eflTected. James, with great judgment, deter- mined to try the Arab breed. Probably, he had not forgotten the story of the Arabian, which had been presented to one of his Scot- tish churches five centuries before. He pur- chased, from a merchant named Markham, a celebrated Arabian horse, for which he gave the extravagant sum of five hundred pounds. Kings, however, like their subjects, are often thwarted and governed by their servants, and the Duke of Newcastle took a dislike to this foreign animal. He wrote a book, and a verv good one, on horsemanship, and described this Arabian as a little bony horse, of ordinary shape, setting him down as good for nothing, because, after being regularly trained, he could not race. A south-eastern horse was afterwards brought into England, and purchased by James, of Mr. Place, who was afterwards stud-master, or groom to Oliver (Cromwell. This beautiful animal was called the White Turk, and his name and that of his keeper will long be re- membered. Shortly afterwards appeared the Helmsley Turk, introduced by Villiers, the first duke of Buckingham. He was followed by Fairfax's Morocco Barb. These horses speedily effected a considerable change iu the character of our breed. Charles I. ardently pursued this favorite object of English gentlemen, and a little before his rupture with the parliament, established races in Hyde Park, and at Newmarket. The civil wars somewhat suspended the improve- ment of the breed ; yet the advantage which was derived by both parties from a light and active cavalry, sufficient proved the import- ance of the change which had been effected ; and Cromwell perceiving, with his wonted sagacity, how much these pursuits were con- nected with the prosperity of the country, had his stud of race-horses. At the R-estoration a new impulse was given to the cultivation of the horse by the inclina- tion of the court to patronise gaiety and dis- sipation. The races at Newmarket were restored, and as an additional spur to emula- tion, royal plates were now given at each of the principal courses. Charles II. sent his master of the horse to the Levant, to purchase brood mares and stallions. These v/ere prin- cipally Barbs and Turks. From that period to the middle of the last century, the system of improvement was zealously pursued ; every variety of Eastern blood was occasionally engrafted on ours, and the superiority of the engrafted, above the very best of the original stock, began to be evident. Man is rarely satisfied with any degree of perfection in the object on which he has set his heart. The sportsman had now beauty of form, and speed and stoutness, scarely an approach to which had been observed in the original breed. Still some imagined that this speed and stoutness might possibly be in- creased ; and Mr. Barley, iu the latter part of the reign of Queen Anne, had recourse to the discarded and despised Arabian. This last improvement now furnishes all that c£in be desired ; nor is this true only of the thorough-bred or turf-horse ; it is to a very material degree the case with every description of horse. By a judicious admix- ture and proportion of blood, we have ren- dered our hunters, our hackneys, our coach, nay even our cart horses, much stronger, more active, and more enduring, than they wer* before the introduction of the race-horse. PIKRCE EGAN's book OF SPOUTS. 97 The late JOHN HOWELL, Esq. (the Sporting Tuihr ! ) Enjoying the " otium cum diyniiate''' at Margate. (A " pattern-card" of Industry and IndeiJendence ). " Win Gold and Weai. it." TiiK above adage, we believe, is generally ad- mitted throughout most of the commercial cir- cles of society to be completely in unison With the feelings of the people of England : but there are so many instances, in the Metro- polis, of persons from the lowest grade, in the various walks of life, who have by their own industry, perseverance, and talents, raised themselves to eminence in the state, that, we are happy to observe, volumes might be tilled with an account of their exertions, and quoted as praise-worthy examples for other folks " tc go and do likewise."* Where has commerce such a mart ; So rich, BO throng'd, so drain'd, and so supply'd As London, opulent, enlarg'd, and still Increasing London. Biibylou of old, Kot more the glory of the earth than she, A more accomplish'd world's chief glory now . It might also be remarked, that many per- sons have realized large fortunes in tlie Me- * TUe acquirement of that immense br.wery, wliics beion^i'd tu the late Mr. Xhrai.e, the luriiu-i huibuia 11 m PIERJE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. tropolis, with little more ability than by mere plodding, when any thing like a chance has offered itself, and only been backed with care, economy, and integrity. It does not appear that the hero of this memoir ever possessed brains enough to nave made him a Chancellor of the Exchequer; neither did he display ta- lents enough to have ' cut a figure' upon the stock exchange ; but, nevertheless, he was aware, that ' two and two' made four. To ' live within his income' was the first great point he had to master ; and that when pros- perity shone upon his humble roof, his mind still remained steady to his purpose; namely, to increase his store ; thus step by step, did the late John Howell move forwards in society until he obtained a competency, which enabled him altogether to cut trade. He then ap- peared before the world in a new chaiacter — when he endeavoured to net like a gentleman, if he had never been ' s(ud/fd' in the part ; lie, therefore, selected Margate as a place of retirement well calculated to suit his purpose, where he might ' spin out his thread ' and 'measure' his way the remainder of his life with ease and pleasure — ' unbend' in any way that he thought proper — either to be familiar or distant in his mixture with society — to shy an acquaintance, or to meet an old friend of the present Mrs. Piozzi (a lady highly distinguished for her literary talents), as related by Dr. Johnson, is an anecdote well worthy the perusal of every ptraon who feels any sort of anxiety to raise himself in society. Mr. Thrale, to his great praise be it remembered, had but a salary of twelve shillings a week in the above large establishment, for uKiny jears after he had arrived at a state of manhood. His talents, however, enabled him to purchase that immense brewery. He also had a family of twelve children, which were brought np in the first style of elegance, and to whom, at his death, he left very large fortunes. Another instance of an en- terprising mind is to be discovered in the person of the present Mr. Rothschild, who, from being a clerk in a mercantile house in Manchester, has, in the course of a few fleeting years, risen so rapidly in point of- wealth, as to have been enabled to tak^ the whole of a Govern- ment loan of five millions without assistance from any- other house : a circumstance never before accomplished by an individual. It is said Mr. Rothschild is worth three millions of money. He has, likewise, most extensive es- tablishments in France, Holland, Germany, and Spain. Indeed, he may be considered the first monied man in the world. It ought not to be forgotten that Mr. Rothschild is one of the Jiist, also, in support of all public charities. It is likewise worthy of reinaik, that the present Ldke Hansard, Esq., Printer to the House of Commons, treading in the steps of Mr. Thrale, has equally distinguished himself. This immense lite- rary establishment has been realized by Mr. Luke Hansard, from his never-tiring industry alone! He arrived in London without a patron, — nay, more, without a friend. With the world only before him as a guide to his future exertions, he has performed an Her- culean attempt. Mr. H. has also brought up a large family. His talents, as an expeditious printer, are so great, as to be without a riv:il. The House of Commons, for the last twenty-five years, have acknowledged the accuracy and expedition he has displayed, with the liighest encomiums on his exertions. The above fjicts are introduced merely '.o show ic/iat has and tr/iat MAY be done with perseverance. Indeed, the Metro- polis points out many great men in this respect— and surely soih conduct is entitled to the term of great : volumes would not suffice to detail how many vast fortunes iu L'T.'lur. have been originated. — Life in London X%i\ with the warmth and rapture of a man of thf world. Mr. Howell was well known for many years in London, to borrow the phrase of Tattersall's, as the " prime fit" of his day. He was of that class of character peculiar to England : having earned a fortune by industry, he held up his head and pursued the bent of his inclination with bold independence, though stamped with considerable eccentricity. His customers witc of the best class ; he lived in the happy dajs when the cash was forthcoming for his work ; and although a few of his customers, to use his own words, were rather " long-winded," and he consi- dered it ungenteel to ask a gentleman for money, yet most of the names in his books were as good as the bank directors. If any customer of property owed him £100, he would not take £09 19s. llfd. for the debt. '' Some diflference, now-a-days !'" he would lately say, laughing over his pipe : " the un- thinking dashing sparks whitewash their long accounts for twist, tape, and buckram." Mr. Howell did business for a number of gentle- men connected with the turf; and the present sir Henry Goodriche was one of his greatest patrons. He was of a facetious turn of mind, and the above conneclion first gave him a taste for the sports of the field. He would often slily get a day's sporting — cut the shop- board, give the steel-bar rest, put hi.* mea- sures on the shelf, secure his shears, give his goose repose, and leave his pattern-card with his foreman. Mr. Howell himself never neglected his toilet ; his clothes were always of the first quality and workmanship. He was aware that a " good appearance" in life had its weight with every class of society. He there- fore, in his relaxations, dressed himself for the part — left the tradesman at home — as- sumed the gay, lively, sporting character, and entered into the spirit of the scene with as much importance as if he had been a great landed proprietor. He boasted of being a good shot, and of the armies of birds he had bagged in his time ; his description of a coursing match was dramatic, and his ecstasy in relating his enjoyment on witnessing the hounds in full cry was almost without bounds. He was a tradesman of the " old school" ia his shop ; his cut was generally considered tasteful, and he was successful at pleasing his customers. During the time his hands were employed in measuring the bust of a no- bleman, or the back of a tradesman, his tongue kept pace with his movemetits. He retailed a good stock of anecdotes of living persons, put forwards with the usual preface, " it is said," " they do say," " I have heard," " but the story did not originate with me," &c. He was not wanting in that confidence in his own acquirements, vulgarly called bronze ; he ingratiated himself with most of his cus- tomers by that quality, and he obtained the appellation generally of an eccentric feJ40W. PIERCE EGAN'S ROOK OF SPORTS. 00 He used to insist upon it that if a coat were made to fit a man, according to tlie shape which nature had given him, he never de- spaired of fjivin^ satisfaction to the wearer ; but if a coxcomb, whose limbs did not seem to belong to the same body, but looked as if they were picked uj) in a field of battle, w-anted to be fitted witii a fashionable coat, then arose the diHiculty of his profession — his noblest intellectual exertion, to please his people who never could be pleased. The dilliculty rested in the persons of such, but he never could convince them of it ; and those sort of creatures whom he designated dandies, were mostly ill-formed fellows, padded into shape. We recommend the ladies to mind this hint. For tlie first time of his life, though he had reached sixty years' experience in Lon- don, he found out tiiat the metropolis was un- healthy : but, luckily for Mr. Howell, he had *' measured " his way so well through life, and played his cards with so much success, tiiat he could retire to enjoy the " otium cum dignitate" attached to a property in the island of Thanet, where, among the vulgar, he soon acquired tlio appellation of " the old London buck." To the title he had not the slightest objection, except that he quarrelled with the word "old !" Sixty-oneyearshad rolled overhis brow, yet ii" was what niiiiht be termed a green old man. He never used the words of Gold- finch, " D — n trade !" lest he might be thought ungrateful to the source which gave him his fortune ; but to the latter part of the exclam- ation, " I am for life and a curricle !" he clung with delight. And why not? He was an Englishman, a native of the country where he won his gold : he felt the words of the poet, and showed he felt them: — Honor and shame from no condition rise : Act well your p rt— there all the houor lies I Independence was his boast, though won by his thimble. Honest Howell! i\iost high- minded of tailors ! thou wert greater tlian the autocrat of Russia — happier than a king ! Thou wert thine own master, and an independ- ent country gentleman, acquired without the pride of birth or the insolence of office, by honest industry. — Howell determined to live all tlie days of his life at Margate — It IS a pleasant place, that Margate, still, Whc-e pleasure only hath her gentle sway. And each may walk, or ride, or drive, at will, With horse, or donkey, through tlie public way, Of gay diversion taking thus their fill. I like that kind of freedom, I must say, \\ here each may please himself, nor fear the whispers Of some half score of puppies, hardly his peers. One Invos to see a place all recreation, Sojourn of joy, and pastime's sweet abode, ^'here revels, frolic, fun have their vacation, And sport, and smiles, and laughter a^e tlie mode : And schemes of pleasure are in agitation. And happy faces meet you on the road, And you re not bound by what the world calls " fashion " — A word that always puts me in a pas-^ion. Bi'sides, I like the customs of (he town : 1 like to rise at .soveu, and stroll away In some sweet morning waU ; perhaps go down Uuto the sands, and saunter ttiniUgh the bay. Watching the tides ; or, oa the high beach thrown, Look out upon the waters, as tlie day Fir.st glances o'er them from the land, and lightens The foam that o'er the distant billows whitens. I like, too, after breakfast, to look in At HucKi.s, read the papers ; if agree The tide, and whim to bathe, take a machine, Or look from the balcony o'er the sea, Where yet Reculver's sister spires are seen ; Or listtn to some thrilling harmony — Mozart's or Handel's— with the tones and swells Of a grand piano, such as Bkoauwoou sells. I like their little parties and excursions. Their trips to some sweet spot, by land or sea ; I like their sailing-boats and their diversions, The laugh, the jest, the soiifi — upon the way: i like the cars, well sheltered from the aspersions Of envious skies upon a rainy day ; And well remember th -ir whitf curtain too, And glancing eyes, like Houris', peeping through. I like to dine at early ho'irs, at luime. Or in the fields, perchance, in some green spot ; I like, in the still evening, forth to roam To sweet St. Peters, or to Draper's cot. And there tak(! tea with the old folks ; then come Back to the libraries, though tliey are not Quite to my mind, there s too much show and dress. And nonsense ; but I like them ne'ertheless. I like the neighbourhood too,— the ancient places 'I'hat bring back the past ages to the eye. Filling the gap of centuries — the traces Of seventeen hundred >ears, at least, that lie Mouldering beneath your tread I — for such the case is With man and man's achievemeiits-they must die I — There's Kichborough, Stonar, 'MonHton, Minster here. And the long track where ran Domnona's deer. I like to spend a night at the Queen's Arms ; Or talie a walk, but stroll not too far ; View Natu e s beauties — contemplate her charms. Return and rafSe at the French Bazaar : Or hie to 7'/ (w^, grand illuminated scene. To hear delightful song, and join the throng Which at lively Mxhcate, occupying every hour, Where Time doth fly, a kind of magic pow'r. I like to meet with old friends from London gaily. Their wives and children — quite a fansily party ; I like to view the steamers from the I'ier, daily — To hear the band, and see the folks so hearty : I like to have a boat, and enjoy a sail. Upon old ocean, with the delightful breezes Which give fresh vigour to the sick and ailing, A change of scene, while others are regaling. I like to see Margate full, and " nothing shy " Of Company — happy, lively, gay, and free, I like to catch the '• knouing ones " on the sly. Who think themselves secure upon " the spree 1' I like to sec a play, and to support the stage. Great March of Iniellect to the mind. I like the bustle, and to meet the busv throng, And in the evening, ray glass, ci^ar, and song ! I like the trip by steam, I must coafe.ss. To view Greenwich, and those pleading features Tilbury Fort, Gravesend, which on the mind doth press With chit chat and smiles with the '' dear creatures." Then the Promenade — the music — enchanting deck, AH full of life and spirits with the voyage ; To please and be pleas'd, the steamer niovis in state 1 ill the wind'nills, three, are 'spied at Mahcai i;. Of Mr. Howell it might now be said that if bodily activity and jollity of disposition, had any tendency towards keeping " the fleshly tenement" in repair, no man everexertea Him- self more than the *' old buck" to realise the H 2 100 PIERCE EGAN'S HOOK OF SPOUTS. above character. It was his custom, during winter and summer, to rise every morning at four o'clock ; and his early habits in life hav- ing taught him to wait upon himself, he made his own fire, prepared his coffee, and after- wards saddled his horse. He then occupied his time until nine in riding through the vil- la.'.es in the isle of Thanet ; and frequently before breakfast he reached Canterbury, and back again to Margate, a distance of thirty- lour miles. He would then take what he termed his " second breakfast," and make a most hearty one. Immediately afterwards he changed his dress, saddled another of his horses, and rode again over the country for four hours. On his return home he dressed himself for dinner. This meal, like the great NapoJ'Jon, he quickly despatched ; and after- wards, by way of attenticm to his two daugh- ters, he generally took either one or the other of them out with him, in his chaise, until the dusk of the evening. He thus tired two horses daily, and frequently took an extra excursion with a favorite donkey in the evening, as a make-weight to his day's exercise ! He had a fine horse called Blucher, that he had taught to follow him every where like a dog, and it was as completely under his command as the best trained animal in Ducrow's wonderful Btud. Howell's day's work was almost as diversified as Caleb Quotem's. He was never idle, and the reproach of " a stupid, sleepy fellow" never attached to his character. For several years he was perpetual chairman of an evening club at the Queen's Arms Tavern, Margate, the great resort of the cockney visitors during the season. Tlie president's chair lie furnished at his own expense ; the candlestick wliich stood before him, and his own tobacco- pipes, were purchased by him. There he sat — alas ! poor Yorick ! — the liveliest companion at all times. He sang his song, enjoyed his glass, cracked his joke, and was a capital finger-post to a landlord who wanted the glass to be pushed about, and his company kept together. The following was the *' Old Sport- ing Swell's favorite chant : — FAL DE RaL tit. (G. Colman, sen.) 'Twas I learnt a preUy song in France, And brought it o'er the sea by chance, And when in Wapping I did dance. Oh ! the like was never seen. For I made the music loud for to play. And when I had nothing left for to say. Then I sung fal de ral tit, fit fal de ral. Then I sung fal de ral tit. As I was walking down Thames street, A shipmate of mine I chanced for to meet. And 1 was resolved him to treat With a can of grog gillio. A can of grog they brought us straight. All for to pleasure my sliipmate. And satisfaction give him straight, Then 1 sung fal de ral tit, &c. The Maccaronies then came in. All drest so neat and look'd so trim. Thinking to strike me dumb; Some was short and some was tall. But its very well known I banged them all, For I dous'd their heads against the wall. Then I sung fal dc ral tit, &c. The landlord then aloud did say, As how he wi^hed I'd go away. And if I 'temiiteil lor lo stay. As how he'd take ihe law. D — n me, says I, you may do your worst, For I've not sraroely quenched my thirst. All this I said and nothing worse. Then 1 sung ful de ral lit, &c. And when i ve crossed the raging main. And be come back to old England again. Of grog I'll drink galore ; With a pretty girl to sit by my side. And fur her cosily robes I will provide. So that she shall be satisfied. And I'll sing fal de ral tit, &c. The Queen's Arms Tavern has been a ' crack house' of an evening for ' blowing a cloud — whiffing a cigar — taking a glass of ale — or a tumbler of grog, for upwards of the last twenty-five years, by the visitors at Margate, under its venerable and respected host, Mr. Hayes ; and it still remains under the sume firm, but conducted, with equal spirit and at- tention to business, by Mr. Goodwin, son-in- law to the worthy landlord. It is in the above coffee-room, and at this club, which is termed " Free and Easy," where the frequenters of the above gay watering-place assemble (o meet each other in the evening from town, to hear a good song, to make tliemselves happy, and to improve their health.* Most of the ' Linns' from the Metropolis, or persons well known on the pavt, ' look in' at the Queen's Arms Tavern to ' unbend,' and to give pride a holiday for the time being; likewise to exhibit * a taste of their quality' and to ' show that the right end of life is to be jolly ! ' In truth, the above room miglit be termed, " A Picture OF Real Life at Margate!" Every body is welcome, first come, first served — there is no distinction of persons, it is all * hail fellow, well met ;' and the only acknowledged great man amongst them is the chairman, whose hammer is omnipotent. The songs, although of various descriptions, are in general excel- lent ; and mirth and harmony are the leading features of the assembly. A concert-room cannot afford any thing like such a treat ; nor half so much spirit and humour : the variety is so great, and every person being anxious to do his best, or to excel, in order to amuse the company. The lovers oi sentiment come in for their share of delight — " For the love of Alice Gray." The admirers of comic singing are equally v/ell pleased with " Okey Pokey, King of the Sandwich Islands;" and the cap- tains of the various steamers, and other ves- • To be jolly ; to leave business behind them for a few days', to enjoy the saline breezes on the Pier and Jetty ; and to be pleased with the delightful walks which the Isle of Thanet otters to tne pedestrians, perhaps might be the right sort of ckaravter of the thing: but for the improvement of their health ia another matter. Most of the 'gay fellows' all benefit their constitutions in the morning by bathing and sharp exercise ; but the potent glass in the evening., and late hours, bring it much upon a par with the routine nights in the Metropolis. Be it so — but then what odds does it make to the writer of this article — as the man in the play observes — " tliat is their business, and not tnine." PIERCE EGAN'S liOOK OF SPORTS. 101 Bels, who ' drop in ' occasionally some time during the evening, are highly amused with — Tlu; wind that blows, And the ship that goes, And the lass that loves a sailor Here the bon vivant, next in turn, whose very sonl exists in the charms of the bottle, sinjjs forth its praises : — Would you be for ever gay. Mortals, learn of me the way ; 'Tis not beauty, 'tis not love, Vill alone suliicient prove ; If you'd raise and charm the soul, Deeply dri'ia the spicy bowl. We have heard, in the above coffee-room, old Squire Hoare (enjoying a fine green old age), but as young as a boy in life's gay scene, entertain the visitors with a spirited touch of the olden times — giving light and shade to the picture : , 'Twas on Easter-Monday, spring-time of the year. When rolling Tom, the "drover, to Smithfield did repair, His tegs were tight and clever, his dogs were staunch and free, AVith a blue bird's eye about his squeeze, and his garters below his knee. Ki fol di lid dol. It was also at the Queen's Arms Tavern (until the last season) that the late gay, de- lightful companion, Bi/rOes6o?'o«g^/i, used every evening to entertain the company with Dib- din's sea-songs, Desbiiroiigh many years since was compli- mented, by the above celebrated naval song writer, for the peculiarity of his expression, and the fine feelings which Bill displayed in all the songs of that Author; indeed, to parti- cularize any soiig might be considered out of place : he sung them all so well as to be re- peatedly encored ; but, if there was one song morethan anotlierentitled to a repetition, it was universally allowed that the late worthy Rill Deiborough had no equal in the following: — OLD CUNWELL, THE PILOT; OR, THE X,OOfl OUT. (C. Dibdiu.) Old Cunwell, fn ■ pilot, for many a year. Had plenty of vessels in charge, And knew of each sandbank and shoal to steer clear. Whether sailing ciose haul d or at large ; At last safely moor'd with a well-timbei-'d purse, Heart and house open'd wide to his friend ; M itii old Poll, once a dasher, now turn'd to a nurse, He had bought a snug birth at Gravesend Fro a kind of poop lantern, plac'd over the Thames, Where he took with his messmates his prog, Couud outward, or homeward, the ships and their names, Tliey'd spy, as they gtizzled their grog. Now cocking the spy-glass, and clearing the Nore, Why, Jack, there they come without end : Tliere'sthe Neptune, the Glory, and, furtiier in shore, Fame and Liberty making Gravesend. And ftee, where the river m oranches aivides, Cut in two all the same as a fork ; How proudly the Commerce with Industry rides, Then the Blarney — Oh! she's bound to Cork. There's the home-ward bouni? fleets frur. the Down* only see. So storted their topgallant masts bena ; There's the Silkworm, the Beaver, tho Ant, and the Bee, And all standing on for Gravesend. There's the Fortitude yonder, at danger that mocks. The Nimble, that swims like a tench ; The bold Resolution, that steers clear of rooks. The Britannia, that laughs at the French. TTius a magnet old Thames firmly holds in his mouth. To which all sorts of merchandize tend ; And the trade of all nations. West, North, East, and South, Like the needle, points right to Gravesend. It is here, too, that Jem Gibbons, once the delightful singer of " Sweet Woodland Maid," at the Theatre Royal Drury-Lane ; and who often ' pops in ' of an evening to take his glass and * keep the game alive.' Jem has been rusticating, as it were, for several seasons past at Margate ; and who still continues, regard- less of ' titne,' to warble forth his notes with undiminished vigour and sweetness : he is the same Jem Gibbons still, good-natured to the echo, and never requires to be asked twice for a song, if it is in his power to oblige the com- pany. In truth, Jem is one of the most plea- sant and amusing features in Margate. To enumerate half his attractive songs would be out of character ; but we cannot pass over a song of Burns, in which he is allowed to excel, by all his brethren in the musical profession, either in town or country : — Oh whistle and I'll come to thee my lad. Oh, whistle, and I'll come to thee, my lad. Though father, and mither, and a' should go mad. Only whistle, and I'll come to you, my lad. — But warily tent when you come to court me. Nor come na unless the back get be a-gee. Syne up the back style, and let nae body see. An come as ye war nae comic to me. Oh, whistle, &e. At kirk, or at market, where'er you meet me. Gang by me as though that ye car'd na a flea. But steal me a blink o' your bonny black ee Yet look as ye were na a looking at me. Oh, whistle, 4 Av, vow and protest that ye care na for me. And whiles ye may lightly my beauty a-wee; Bit court nae anither, though joking ye be. For fear that she wiles your fancy fr.ie me. Oh, whi.stle, &e It is at the Queen's Arms Tavern also, of an evening, that Mr. Shew* exhibits his cata- logue of good things, under the superintend- ance of his " Little Tommy ;" and although his ' tiny foreman' has neither eyes to see, noi ears to hear, and without a tongue to utter a single sentence, yet, nevertheless, his jokes are full of point — higher relished by the com- • A well-known auctioneer at Margate ; a gentleman of considerable information and talent ; a lively com panion and a capital Ventriloquist. Upon most oc- casions he is very capable of " Sliew-hiii cause " for any business that he may undertake to acconipli.sh. Through the means of ' Little Tummy,' he has an op- portunity of sutirizhig the follies of several of his ac- rjiiaintaiiccs ; but then it is done wiib so much good humour, that it is next to an impcps?ihility that any ottence can be taken at tlie remnUs thus Joiulatli) ofiered. PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. pany — not a * bad lot' amongst them, and always ' knocked down' as ' good goods.' The rimprovisateur Anglais (the English extemporaneous poet), often exhibits his won- derful talents here, by bringing in the vhole of the company in a song : his rapidity at verse-niaking, and singing it at the san)e time, produces roars of laughter, and renders Mr. Charles Sloman, at all times, a most pleasing and interesting companion. Here, likewise, clever little Knight, who is always "af home" during the season at Mar- gate, and quite enough to occupy his time with his performances at the Libraries and Rooms ; yet he frequently calls in at the Queen's Arms during the evening, to obtain the smiles of an old acquaintance ; and, with a liberality of dis- position that reflects credit on his exertions, he never fails to contribute his mite to add to the amusements of the club. The * Comedians,' the singers, and musi- cians, from TivoU and St. Peter's, now and then put in an appearance; which not only produces a change of scene, but generally turns out to the advantage of the company ; indeed, our limits will not permit us to enu- merate half the men of talent, and likewise the numerous ' pleasant fellows,' who nightly visit the Queen's Arms Tavern during the sea- son at Margate. No man enjoyed the com- pany of this room, or kept the visitors together with more spirit, than the late sporting old buck, Mr. Howell. The wearing apparel of Mr, Howell was costly ; his extravagance in this way had no bounds, and his ambition prompted him to keep the best wardrobe in the isle of Thanet. His wardrobe would have furnished twenty gentlemen with complete suits of clothes. On Mr. Howell's presiding at a dinner at the Garrick's Head, and on some compliment being paid to him for the peculiar taste and neatness of his dress, he remarked that his present wardi-obe was arranged five years ago, consisting of twenty hats, twenty coats, twenty waistcoats, and ticenty pair of breeches ; and that he had varied his dress ever since, and could do so each day of his life without alter- ing his wardrobe, " True," replied Johnston, " and so you might if you had begun on the day that Sharspeare was born.'' " I will bet you a pound of that," said a gentleman, which was taken ; when another observed he would wager a dinner that the whole of the amount of the national debt of England, and of every other country in the world besides, including the nominal capitals of all the new and old companies in the kingdom, would not be sufficient to pay the interest alone on the single pound betted, computing it at five per cent., during the time required for all the va- riations of dress in the worthy chairman's wardrobe, so that no precise suit and hat should be used twice during the whole term. The gentleman could vary his dress each day for 438 years and twenty days ; and the amount of theinterest alone on a single pound, during the term, will exceed eighteen hundred and EIOHTY-FOUR IMILI.IONS OF POUNDS !! He was highly pleased on being told that his person resembled George III. ; in conse- quence of which he had several wigs made, after the pattern of the late venerable monarch, called by the tonsors " brown Georges." During the races at Margate he always look great pains to make himself conspicuous. His tandem was attractive, and his horses Avould bear the nicest inspection. His posti- lion, called " young Watercress," was a poor ragged little urchin at other times, who pro- cured his livelihood by the sale of the above vegetable : upon these occasions he was ele- vated to perform and look the part of a first- rate servant- He was dressed in a handsome scarlet jacket, covered with silver lace ; lea- ther brogues, white waistcoat, and a black velvet cap with a gold tassel of huge size upon it. He himself was a grandee of the first rank, decked out in purple velvet and gold lace, the brown " George" wig, and a white broad- brimmed hat. At a country-race such a turn- out could not fail of producing an effect on the crowd. The country-folks were astonish- ed, and could not keep their eyes off the tan- dem ; the gentry quizzed and smiled at the old man's vanity ; and the town's-people and sporting characters enjoyed the scene. Howell looked gravely and loftily, unmoved, enjoying the scene, and treating all the remarks upon himself with the most sovereign contempt. He drove up and down the course as much at his ease as at other times, nodding to one, chatting to another, laughing with a third person, and receiving the fulsome praises of the jokers at his person with all the noncha- lence of the best-bred man. In this respect he was bronze itself — a perfect gentleman. His disposition was rather amorous, and the gay, green old man was not destitute of gallantry. Charity teaches us to " tread lightly o'er the ashes of the dead." At the age of sixty-five he received a hint by the beadle of the parish, conveyed almost in a whisper to him from the overseers of the poor, that the character of his " maid"-servant had been impeached by somebody, and that he alone could set the matter at rest. " Let it rest where it does," he replied with a smile, " and tell the troublesome fellows, when- ever my maid calls upon them, to find her a resting-place ; I will pay for it. They may depend upon it, Master Beadle, that I shall be under no obligation to them for their kind- ness to me. So now you have got your answer, Mr. Beadle. But, however, ' Old Gold-laced hat,'" said Howell, laughing, "as I know you to be a civil, merry sort of fellow, although you always are a crying, and you have only done your duty in your capacity as ' Beadle of the Parish,' more especially as you say it is nothing to you or any body else, why you may come in, and I will give you a glass of prime ale, when you will hear my opinion about the * busy bodies' of this place in a bi* PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. 103 of a comic song, tliat 1 have heard my friend Tom Hudson siug, when I was last in London : I Never says Nothing to Nobody. What a shocking world this u for scandal I The people get worse every day ; Every thin» serves for a handle To take folks' good name away. In backbiting vile each so labours, The sad faults of others to sliow body ; I could tell enough of my neighbours, But I never says nothing to nobody. 'Tis a snug little house I reside in, And the people who're living next door Are sniother'd completely such pride in As I never met with before : But outside the door they don't roam, A large sum of money they owe body ; Folks call, but can't find them at home, — 1 never says nothing to nobody. The butcher, so greasy and fat, • When out he does nothing but boast ; He stmts, as he cocks on liis hat. As if he supreme rul'd the roast : Talks of his wealth and his riches. Consequence always does show body ; His ugly old wife wears the breeches. But I never says nothing to nobody. The b.iker lives quite in great style, His wife is, oh ! Lord, such a fright ; New dresses she's got a great pile. They sleep out of town every night. Country cottage, completely in state, Determin'd not to be a low body ; He's been pull'd up three times for short weight. But I never says nothing to nobody. The publican, thriving In trade. With sorrow is now looking down ; His sweet litle pretty har-maid Has a little one just brought to town. He's not to be seen much about. His wife is a deuce of a shrew body; The beadles are on the look out. But I never says nothing to nobody. A method ist parson of fame, I see very often go by ; His heait is fiU'd full of love's flame, Ho visits a girl on the sly. Altho' this daily I see. And surely he's but a so so body ; Of course, as 'tis nothing to me, I never says nothing to nobody. The new married couple, so happy, Seem both the quintessence of love p He calls her, before every sappy, My darling, my duck, and my dove. In private there's nothing but strife. Quarrelling, fighting o'erflow body ; In short, quite a cat and dog life, But I never says nothing to nobody. I could tell, if I lik'd, such a state Of neighbours all round, great and small ; That surely I think, at Margate, Would really astonish you all. But here now my short ditty ends, I don't want to hurt high or low body ; I wish to keep in with my friends. So I never says nothing to nobody ! Although Howell was vulgarly called the ninth part of a man, he possessed proper no- tions of honor, and he would not be insulted with impunity. He was once grossly insulted by a powerful athletic person, nearly thirty fears younger than himself. The aggressor wanted Howell to settle it on tlie spot, a la Cribb. The old man observed that, having some years since injured one of his arms, his skull having also been trepanned, s.nd his right leg seriously hurt when hunting, he did not consider himself a match for the aggressor at fisty cuffs ; he therefore called him out to meet him on the Fort the next morning at five o'clock. Howell attended precisely at the appointed time ; but his antagonist overslept himself, and Howard retired from the field covered with glory. During the winter months he would take a trip to London for a day or two, to see some of his old acquaintances. At one of the well- known theatrical dinners at the Garrick's Head, Bow-street, he appeared like a veteran military officer, his breast almost covered with badges ; or, to use the words of a great ama- tory poet, like a house over-insured. Oa being recognized by one of his friends, who asked him (Howell) the meaning of his appear- ing adorned with so many " orders" — " Or- ders !" replied he, bursting out into a loud laugh, " these are not orders. Don't you see they are medals ? they have been voted to me for the service I have seen. This is my Noble Grand's medal, belonging to the order of Odd Fellows ; the second is the gift from the Noble Druids ; the third is a present from the Bucks' Lodge, &c., &c. I am also a Loyal Briton, a Knight of the Cauliflower, an Old Codger, an Eccentric, an Independent John, and a Phi- lanthropic. I belong to these societies ; and have I not a right to put on all my medals to pay respect to this company ? And have I not a right to sing my song if I like 1 I hare been an Odd Fellow all my life ; and so I shall always remain, until I get fastened up in my Cupboard* at home ; and then I shall re- main an Odd Fellow : — Air— ■' LIBERTY HALL!" This world for Odd Fellows, was ever renown'd, 4nd Adam the first was an Odd fellow found : For if with Eve he'd not kept to his tether. We never had met here — Odd Fellows together. Tol de rol, &c. WUat numbers of different Brothers we see. Brother Bucks, Brother Gauls, Brother Masons, so free. But the Broth i!R that all other Brothers exceed, Is an Olid Fellow, who — is a Brother indeed. There's some kind of Brothers will lie, cheat, and curse. And other 6arf Brothers that often do worse ; O may all such fellows 'mongst us ne'er be seen, And Brothers — against 'em pray drop a Black bean. Let good humour reign — animosity vanish. Revenge from our hearts let us joyfully banish ; For as it is Odd to assist one another. They Odd Fellows are that relieve a poor Brother. To our wives and our sweethearts let's ever be true. And strive for to please them — as they may please you ; Be gentle and kind— agreeable and mellow— To all men on earth, they'll prefer an OuB Fellow. • His Coffin ;— or, his odd piece of furniture, as he jocularly tanned it to all his friends and acquaint* anco». 101 PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. Let U9 toiuli not mi politics, party, or cause. Nor trouble ourselvei with the nation and laws ; But rin to eaih Brother as you d be done by. And Oui) Fki.i.ows you'll be— tho' you live till you die. _ , „ Tol de rol, &c. For the last ten years of his existence he was as well known to the annual visitors of Margate as the lighthouse itself. Take a walk on the pier, a stroll on the jetty, promenade the libraries, or view the steamers start for London or return to Margate— if you did not run against old Howell it would be considered a rarity indeed ! In his house and gardens at Dane Hill, he displayed great eccentricity by the manner in which they were furnished and laid out. Even his weathercock was a sporting character, and each of the vanes ex- hibited subjects connected with the field. The loss of his wife and daughters affected him considerably : but the death of his last daughter, a short time before his own, shook him fearfully. He told the writer of this sketch, in Sept. 1830, on the jetty at Mar- gate, " That his health was excellent, but his spirits were fast leaving him, and, in spite of his fortitude, at times he had great difficulty in rallying them ; yet," said he, " I will not meet troubles half-way, and I will endeavour to prove myself game to the end of the chap- ter." What philosopher of antiquity ever said more to the purpose ? Five years ago, so little did he fear the ap- proaches of death, that he sent for Mr. Mer- rall, carpenter, opposite the theatre at Mar- gate, to measure him for his coffin ; or, to use his own words, to provide him with his last surtout. It was made of mahogany, extremely handsome, with hinges to the lid, and a lock and key. A square plate of glass was also fixed in the lid ; but over which was placed, at his death, a solid plate of brass ; and the following inscription was engravrd upon it when the coffin was made : — JOHN HOWELL, Died 18 , Aged Years. The blanks, of course, were filled up with •' Died May 31, 1831, aged 70 years." Nu- merous curious visitors at Margate took a peep at the coffin during the different seasons, no application being refused by the maker of it while it was with him. Howell's eccentricities never deserted him ; and within two days of his death he sent the following serio-comic message to the above architect of his coffin : — " Mr. Merrall, I have sent a bob for your man to get my house ready for me : let him dust it well, and also clean the handles." Talk of sir Tiiomas Moore on ascending the scaffold, after this ! " An' if it be the last bottle," observes the Editor of Death's Doings, "Death is quite welcome ; for this life hath run to the very dregs and lees, and there is nothing more in it V hich can be called enjoyment :" — Death comes but 07ice, the philosophers say. And 'tis true, ray brave toys, but that once is a clencher : It takes us from Drinking and Invins away, And spoils at a blow the best tippler and wencher I And Death comes to all, so they tell us again, Which also 1 fear, my brave boys, ix no fable ! Yet the moral it teaches to me is quite plain, 'Tis to love all we can and to drink all we are able I He was buried in the old church-yard on the 7th of June. The hearse was followed by two mourning coaches, containing neighbours. A vast number of the inhabitants collected round his grave, to pay him the last tribute. If Howell did not obtain so high a character at Margate as the late Beau Nash did at Bath, he nevertheless was as important a personage in his way ; and Napoleon is not more con- nected with the history of the world, than Howell with that of the town of Margate : Peace to his manes ! — Metropolitan Mag. with several additions by the Editor. Field Sports for March. " Blow, ye brave March winds — bellow in the gale — Bend the tall mast— distend the seaman's sail — Whistle through crumbling turrets : shake the rest Of the fond flutterer in her ivied neat — Fan up the dusty whirlwioid with thy wing — (In gossip, parley ransom for a king) — Crack your puff 'd cheeks ! — the Hunter will not yield His seat at feast-board, or his place in field : ' Hark-forward !' — ' Tally-ho !'— must still resound. In union jovial, with the hoin and hound ; — And still your hrecze but serves Eiore strong to brace Oiu- joyous spirit for the jocund chase !" " March winds," instead of blustering, like a bully, fox -hunters out of the field, are rather, like a welcome guest, contributors to the plea- sures of the entertainment. March is a glo- rious month for the red-coats — (thank our fortunes we are not at war, and therefore soldiers are not meant) — it is the " maddening moment" of their delight — their triumph — their victory ! The cry every where — " Broke cover !" — "Tally-ho f"— " Hark forward !" — " Hey ! wind him, and cross him !" — " Dead beat !" — Who-hoop !" Yet, whilst March is a month in which the operation of the chase (as regards the noblest of all Field Sports, Fox-hunting) may be pro- secuted with ardour and spirit, it also places an interdiction upon other popular pastimes. The Courser has no business, if he be a real Courser, to slip his dogs ; nor a keeper of Harriers to cheer his honnds upon a hare, after February has finished his little day, and ended his shortened reign. The hares, espe- cially in such a mild unfrosted season as the winter of 1831-2 has been, will be very for- ward in gestation ; nay, we have it from au- thority, as potential as any duke's, that leverets have already been dropped ; and we ask, therefore, if it be consistent with sporting, and having our eyes to the future, that animals heavy with young, or weak from dropping, should be run down an inglorious prey ? No, no— that " killing a March hare" might once PIERCE EGANS BOOK OF SPORTS. 10'> have done ; but we live in more liberal times — sporting as well as political. The Test laws are gone— the Game laws must follow. The Shooter has not a very wide field for his skill remaining; hut le bon ions viendra, the good time will come again ; in the mean while, wild-fowl will give him some employ- ment, and plenty of exercise. The Anoler (we speak now of a pleasant and unobtrusive pastime, not of a Jield sport) must put his " braw brass wheels" and his tackle together. He may take the waters. Let him, however, equally avoid the misty morn and the " dewy eve" — they will be his friends, his allies, when the " May flowers" come; but not till then. The "glorious noon, lit up by spring-tide sun," must be his hour ; and then the bag may be animated, and the basket moistened, by many a silver-sided dace, a carp (consuming Port wine in the cookery), the variegated perch (prickle-backed, and armed against the pike), and other smaller fry : but leave, mv good " Piscator," my gentle " Scholar," the golden-spotted trout — " 'Till April's genial, honey'd shower Fills up the bud, aud paints tlie flower." SONG.— T. Y. C. Written for the Thames Yacht Club, by Ben Back- stay, one of its Members. Tune. — There's nae luck about the hovse. When duty on a sailor calls, he scorns to tarry long, And I am call'd by duty mw to sing ray friends a song ; Tho' not a " Man of Letters," still I own I'm fo'jd of three, So, for the subject of ray song, I've chosen T. Y. C. And these letters shall foremost be Where melody's the rub ; And harmony the order be Of this — the Thames Yacht Club. I will not strive in others' coats a hole or flaw to pick, But, tho' our motto's T. Y. C, we never go on tic ; And calumny's detracting wave shall ne er our bark o'erwhelra. Whilst honesty our coxwain is, aud honour takes the helm. For the T. Y. C. shall foremost Be When virtue is the rub ; And probity the beac n be Of this— the Thames Yacht Club. The gods their attributes have given to aid us in ' distress ; They Friendship* have sent down from heaven the Thames Yacht Club to bless : Another gift as great and good, should Fortune's winds blow rude, To safely ride the tempest through, they've giv'n us Fortitude.'' And the T. Y. C. shall foremost be When friendship is the rub ; And amity the maxim be Of this— the Thames Yacht Club. As sage Ulysses' son possess'd Minerva by his side, In Mentor's form his course to steer o'er life's tem- pestuous tide. So we are favoiu-'d, too, with aid celestial in its source ; The goddess still, in Mentor's form, is here to guide our course. And the T. YC. shall foremost be Where wisdom is the rub ; And honesty the roxwain be Of this— th« Thames Yacht Club. The solace of a sailor's life, and equal to his glass. Is that, when all his labour's o'er, he may enjoy his last ; And Heav'n, e'er mindful of our wants, commission'd from above, And sent down Venus* to our fleet, who reigns the Queen of Love. And the T. Y. C. shall foremost be When beauty is the rub ; And gallantry the north star be Of this— the Thames Yacht Club We correspond with other worlds, and orbs beyond our sphere ; For in the system of our fleet a Comet* does appear: And if from earth we'd soar on high, to view celestial things, 'Tia done -for we can go aloft on Royal Eagles'* wings. And the T. Y'. C. shall foremost be. Where honor is the rub ; And honesty the coxwain be Of this— the Thames Yacht Club. Should e'er Old England's fabled foe, the Dragon, re- appear. To spit fire at our gallant fleet, we've nothing still to fear ; For harmless would be all his rage, his reign a tran- sient hour. For England's Champion, brave St. George,* would re-display his power : For the T. Y. C. shall foremost be Where courage is the rub ; And bravery the watch-word be Of this -the Thames Yacht Club. If lassitude o'ertake us here and rest should be desir'd. Each T. Y. C. can ride in turn the S.ahorse* when he's tir'd ; The very passions of the mind are chang'd when in our fleet. For, tho' Deception's one of us, we never use deceit : And the T. Y. C. shall formost be Where courage is the nib ; And probity the maxim be Of this— the Thames Yacht Club. Now toast the Don Giovanni's crew, who bear the prize away, And may they always sail as well as they have sail'd today I Then fill each glass with sparkling wine, and bumpers let them be, And drink to Captain Davey's health -his health with 3 times 3 : For the cup is won, the match is done. And settl'd is the rub ; Let mirth abound, and glee go round. In this— the Thames Yacht Club. The Corporal and his Cat. " Every one to their fancy," said the Old Woman when she kissed her cat ; and it is urged that " a cat may look at a king." Be it so. We have heard of the great Ca^-ter-fel to and his wonderful black cat, and we have also been told of a tortoise-shell Tom cat being knocked down by an auctioneer, to a great connoisseur in cats, an elderly maiden lady, for £300. Whether Mr. Bulwer, the fashion- able novelist, took his ideas from the above sources, we cannot state, but, in his recently published novel of Eugene Aram, he has ar- gued in a cfff-e-gorical manner on the feline species : although he has not produced a cat- a-strophe on the subject, yet he has scratched out a crt<-a-logue of the ca<-like tuluvs of the • Names of the dirterent yachts. 106 PIERCE EOAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. old Corporal's favorite pussey cat. " The eat of Jack Bunting," says Mr. Bulvpor, " was once more feared tlian respected throughout the village." The Corporal was a cunning teacher of all animals : he could learn gold- finches the use of the musket ; dogs" the art of the broadsword ; horses to dance hornpipes and pick pockets; and he had relieved tiie ennui of his solitary moments by imparting sundry accomplishments to the ductile genius of his cat. Under his tuttion puss had learned to fetch and carry ; to turn over head and tail, like a tumbler ; to run up your shoulder when you least expected it ; to fly as if she were mad at any one upon whom the Corporal thought fit to set her ; and, above all, to rob larders, shelves, and tables, and bring the pro- duce to the Corporal, who never failed to con- sider such stray waifs lawful manorial acqui- sitions. These little feline cultivations of talent, however delightful to the Corporal, and creditable to his powers of teaching the young idea how to shoot, had nevertheless, since the truth must be told, rendered the Corporal's cat a proverb and by word throughout the neighbourhood. Never was cat in such bad odour ; and the dislike in which it was held was wonderfully increased by terror ; for the creature was singularly large and robust, and withal of so courageous a temper, that if you attempted to resist its invasion of your property, it forthwith spt up its back, put down its ears, opened its mouth, and bade you fully compre- hend that what it feloniously seized it would gallantly defend. More than one gossip in the village had this notable cat hurried into premature parturition, as, on descending at day-break into her kitchen, the dame would descry the animal perched on the dresser, having entered, God knows how, and gleaming upon her with its great green eyes, and a ma- lignant, brownie expression of countenance. Various deputations had indeed, from time to time, arrived at the Corporal's cottage, re- questing the death, expulsion, or perpetual imprisonment of the favorite. But the stout Corporal received them grimly, and dismissed them gruffly ; and the cat still went on, waxing in size and wickedness, and baffling, as if in- spired by the Devil, the various gins and traps set for its destruction. But never, perhaps, was there a greater disturbance and perturba- tion in the little hamlet, than when, some three weeks since, the Corporal's cat was known tc be brought to bed, and safely delivered of a numerous offspring. The village saw itself overrun with a race, and a perpetuity of Cor- poral's cats! Perhaps, too, their teacher growing more expert by practice, the descend- ants might attain to even greater accomplish- ment than their nefarious progenitor. No longer did the faint hope of being delivered from their tormentor by an untimely or even natural death, occur to the harassed Grass- ddiians. Death was an incident natural to one cat, however vivacious, but here was a dynasty of cats ! Principes iiwrtales, respublica eterna ! Bob Rullock the fancy uitterman's I.aj«*nT. fiy loM TuoG, Jun. Bob Rullock was a rower stout, And in his cap lie wore A jeutker, on which he plum'd himsell— lUeJeaihtr of his oar. No scientific wight was he. Of knowledge over full ; Dut understood phrenology. And handled well a skull. In rowing he took more delight Than if it were his trade ; A cutter 'twas, in which he row'd. For each oar had a blade. On shore he was both staunch and stifT, Nor bent to tyrant's sway ; But, when he was on board a boat. He always did "give way." The sprightly hornpipe he could dance With grace and skill I vow, But never put out all his strength. Till he got to the bow. A kinder youth than he did ne'er To please a maiden learn ; When walking he would sweetly smils°, When rowing looked 3.-stern. A widow fair he chanc'd to meet. And ardent love he pleads ; His heart was (like his oar sometimes) Entangled in the weeds. Whilst rowing once, he thought of her For whom his bosom buru'd ; He turn'd his oar within the stream. And so he got o'er-turn'd. WTien presently the coxwain cries, " No crabs must here be caught; Said Rob, " I did not think of them — I thought upon my thwart." " Pray do you angle 1" ask'd a friend, " When up the Thames you go i" Said he, " \Ve care not for the /ish. We only want the row." To Gravesend with the crew he went (They often made such trips), And when they got below bridge, all Were rowing in 'mid shii>s. Their boat's way oft w as stopt perforce When vessels came athwart her ; Although, when rowing against time, They lik'd not to " back water." " What craft is that raoor'd off the Tower T The Ark it is I see. Now, if this Ark were at the Aore, Note's Ark it sure would be." " A race upon our larboard bow ! They're fouling — let's give way ! There seems some Jon I work going on. We'll go and see /air play." " Push off!— Why, where's the boat-hook goneT Will no one for it look ? The bow-man he should always have An eye upon the hook." " We must put in and bale the boat Althou-h we cannot stay For she makes water quite as fast As ever she makes way." " The tide is tirming : if we stop 'Twill be hard work for each :" " We can't reach Blackwall 'gainst the tide. Though we may Blackwall-reach." " Those gibbets are remov'd, whose sight Did nxake beholders cough ; There's no longer any carrion For crows to carry off." PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS 107 " l"here's the beginning of Gravesend ! " Ah ! \vhat is that you say ■" " He sjieaketh truth awA feelcth it. For he sertli Ei Itli Bay." So now my Ballads and Gravesend, I've reached, but have not stated How Robert Rullock so/ a iiije. And ever since fiot ruled. , Alas ! his lady play'd him false, So when he went ashore, He dashed his i< nil against a wall. And thus his li/e gave o'er. Curious Case at Four-handed Cribbage. Wherein not any of the four parties can hold a single first point in hand, and yet the dealers shall win the game the first show. — Pasquin. — Example. — Let A and B deal against C and D, each person to hold a three, four, and six, seven, with any tenth card, and each to lay out their tenth card for the crib ; 1) then cuts the card for the turn up, wliich proving to be a knave, A and B mark two points. It being C's first play, he leads with pitching his four, which B pairs, and marks two points ; D then plays his four, and marks six points for a pair royal ; A then plays his four, making a double pair royal, for which he scores twelve points ; C then plays again with his three, which is paired by B, who marks two points more ; D plays his three, and marks six for a pair royal ; and A comes in with his three likewise, which mak- ing a double pair royal, and the end hole, he marks for such thirteen points; C tlien plays off again with his seven, and marks six points ; and A, playing his seven, makes a double pair royal, for which, and the end hole, he marks thirteen points more ; here again C plays his six, which is paired by B, who scores two points ; D plays his six, and marks six points ; and A, who is the last player, makes a double pair royal with his six, for which and the end hole, -he marks thirteen points, which, with the various other points played by A and B, complete the game, or sixty-one points ; while C and D have only been able to play twenty-four points. Thus the game is won by A and B without holding a single point. Attachment of Animals. The attachment formed by animals, from living together, have produced some remark- able facts. Feeling has been evinced by those reckoned most insensible, and even the strongest laws of nature have been set aside. The cobra di capello and the canary bird, who for years, inhabited the same cage at Mr. Cross's, Exeter Change, are strong instances of the latter ; but my communication more particularly alludes to the former. When I lived 'n Paris, they were two remarkably fine ostriches, male and female, kept in the Ro- tunda of the Jardin du Roi. The skylight over their heads having been broken, the glaziers proceeded to repair it, and, in the course of tlieir work, let fall a triangular piece of glass. Not long after this, tiie female ostrich was taken ill, and died after an hour or two of great agony. The body was opened and the throat and stomach were found to have been dreadfully lacerated by the sha p corners of the glass which she had swallowed. From the moment his companion was titkeii from him, the male bird had no rest : he ap- peared to be incessantly searching for some- thing, and daily wasted away. He was moved from the spot, in the hope that he would forget his grief ; he was even allowed more liberty, but nought availed, and he literally pined himself to death. I heard of a curious expedient the other day, which prevented a similar catastrophe, and which has led me to address you : — A gentleman, residing in this country, had for some years been possessed of two brown cranes ( Ardea pavonia) ; one of them at length died, and the survivor became disconsolate. He was apparently following his companion, when his master introduced a large looking-glass into the aviary. The bird no sooner beheld his reflected image than he fancied she for whom he mourned had re- turned to him ; he placed himself close to the mirror, plumed his feathers, and showed every sign of happiness. The scheme answered completely, the crane recovered his health and spirits, passed almost all his time before the looking-glass, and lived many years after, at length dying from an accidental injury. The Falconer and (soi-disant) Chaplain. " There was a pleasant story of old lord Cottington (observes Mr. Leigh Hunt, in his novel of Sir Ralph Esher), which Hyde has been heard to relate, and the particulars of which were told me by a gentleman who was on the spot. The king, during his stay abroad, was going to make Mr. Wyndham secretary of state, for no better reason than that his mo- ther had been the royal nurse. Cottington went to his majesty, and begged his attention for a few moments to the merits of a worthy person of his acquaintance, for whom he had to solicit a favor — ' Let us have 'em my lord,' said the king, 'and you know if I can oblige the man I will. It is not money, I hope?' — ' Nay, sir, had it been money,' answered the lord treasurer,' ' I should have begged a little for myself, to give some colour to my title ; not to mention otiier reasons, which (God be praised) occasionally make every body merry but the baker. It is a much lighter matter on wliich I come to your majesty, though of great importance to the poor man.' ' Who is he, Cot- tington ?' returned the king ; ' a poor man not wanting money, is a marvel I would fain be ac- quainted with. He is the only wild fowl of his 10» PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. species, and nxist partake of the nature of the bird of paradise, which, they say, lives upon air. Pray let hiin take me along with him.' — ' Your majesty,' resumed Cottington, ' has hit wonderfully upon two points in the man's fortune ; one that concerns his present estate ; and one that touches, it is to be hoped, upon his future. Sir, it is of Mr. Wood, an old falconer of his late majesty, whose humble petition I have now to make known to you. He is a man extremely well versed in his art, having followed it from his youth upwards, to the great content of his late blessed majesty ; and, I believe I may add, of his majesty's successor.' — ' Old Wood,' said the king, ' I know him well, and a good brisk old fellow he was. He would toss up a lure in a second, that one mip;ht have taken for a partridge oneself.' — ' Well, sir, he can do as much now. I do not believe there is a man of his art breathing who is better acquainted with the quality and mettle of his hawks, or more tho- roughly experienced in all which they affect, or whatsoever suits their individual natures. He seems to know what sort of relish to give their food, by the very feel of their beaks under his finger.' — ' He must be a proper fal- coner indeed,' said the king.' — ' Truly is he, sir ; and as his knowledge, so is his care. No man waters or bathes his hawks with more ■ — I had almost said — fatherly attention ; nor feeds and looks to their cleaning with a more happy result.' — ' Nay, he's something like the son of a hawk, if you come to that,' said Charles. * His own beak, I suppose, by one of sir Kenelm's sympathies, helps him to a knowledge and consideration of all other beaks.' — ' A shrewd quip, i'faith,' said Cot- tington, laughing ; ' and a pity it is that sir Kenelm, with his stately discourses, heard it not. But, sir, to be serious with regard to this poor man : money is not his most pressing want ; if it were, he would forego the men- tion of it, like a good subject ; but he is mightily desirous of being serviceable to your majesty in another way ; and, therefore, in pursuance of what I have partly stated, I must add, that there is not a better caterer or coper of his birds 'twixt this and the land's end ; none that can cut a pounce with a more mas- terly nicety, or better provide against dulness and overgrowth in the beak. He is, further- more, one of those who scorn to have too many fowls on hand, being as active as a youth in taking them in due season ; and, for reclaiming and keeping his hawks on the fist, I never met, not only with his equal, but with any man who could stand by him.' — ' Well, my lord,' said the king, ' I know your love of the sport, and fully credit your zeal in behalf of the fowler ; and now what is it I am to do ? for you know these are not the times or places for adding to the list of our servants; nine- tentbs of whom, as it is, have nothing to do.' — ' Tis true, sir,' replied Cottington, ' but, if your majesty will pardon my zeal in behalf of an old brother sportsman, to whom I have been indebted for many a day's jollity, I may take the freedom of reminding you that there is a vacancy in the list of your majesty's chap- lains, the filling up of which with the name of my honest friend, would make the poor man happy for life.' — ' The list of chaplains, my lord treasurer!' exclaimed the king; ' surely — I would not stand upon niceties — but a chaplain and a falconer — ' — 'Forgive me, my dear liege,' interrupted Cottington, with imperturbable gravity, * but knowing your liberality in such matters, and hearing from persons of good credit that your majesty was about to confer the secretaryship of state on worthy Mr. Wyndham, I thought I would make a bold face and lose no time in endea- vouring at some preferment for the no less deserving Mr. Wood. He will soon learn to read, if, in truth, he does not possess that ac- complishment already, for I think I have seen him perusing an almanac ; and, in the progress of a few days, I doubt not he will be quite as able to further your majesty's interests in llie way I speak of, as Mr. AYyndham in his more exalted station.' The king, at this discourse, is said to have looked more disconcerted than he had shown himself on more trying occasions. He blushed, then laughed, then blushed again ; and finally settled the pretensions of both Mr. Wyndham and Mr. Wood, by ob- serving, ' Odsfish ! my lord, you have dealt me a hard knock ; but I suppose it was out of love, seeing that I was going to do a foolish thing ; and so I'll not be «o foolish as to per- sist in it.' " The Canary Bird. The history of our various singing birds is wonderful and amusing ; and none less so than that of the Canary. This little bird, so highly esteemed for its song ; reared with so much care, particularly by the fair sex ; and which affords such innocent amusement to those who are fond of the wild notes of nature, is a na- tive of those islands from which it takes its name. It was not known in England till the fifteenth century ; consequently, no account of it is to be met with in any of the works of the old ornithologists. Bellon,who about the year 1555 described all birds then known, does not so much as mention it. At that period the breed was brought from the Canary islands. It was so dear that it could only be purchased by people of (ortune, and these were often imposed upon. It was originally called the sugar bird, because it was so fond of the sugar cane, which circumstance has caused some surprise among naturalists — sugar being poison to many fowls. Experiments have shown that a pigeon, to which four drachms of sugar were given, died in four hours ; and that a duck, which luid swallowed five drachms, did not live seven hours after. It was only in the middle of the sixteenth century that these birds began to be bred in PIERCE EGAN'S IJOOK OF SPORTS. 1(9 Europe ; and the following circumstance, re- lated by Olina, seems to have been the occa- sion of it : — A vessel which, among other commodities, .vas carrying a quantity of Canary birds to Leghorn, was wrecked on the coast of Italy; and these birds, being thus setat liberty, flew to the nearest land, which was the Island of Elba, where they found the climate so favorable that they multiplied, and would have become domesticated, had they not been caught in snares, and divers other ways, for sale ; and the breed of them there has long since been extinct. The breeding of these birds was at first attended with great difficulty, as the treatment they required was not known ; but vast num- bers are now bred in England of the pure breed, as well as a great quantity of handsome mule birds, chiefly from the cross of the green lin- net, whose original note surpasses that of all the linnet variety. It was at one time sup- posed that those birds bred on the Canary Islands were much better singers than those reared in England, but this does not ap- pear to be the case.* As the male parrot is much superior in his colour and plumage to the female, so is the cock Canary bird. The hen birds sometimes sing, but they are much inferior in the strength of their notes to the males ; neither is their plumage so gay. The form of them, however, is singu- larly symmetrical and elegant. In former times various treatises were pub- lished, in various languages, on the mode of rearing Canary birds ; and many persons made it a trade, acquiring considerable for- tunes by it. In the Tyrol there is a company, who, after the breeding season is over, send out persons to difTerent parts of Germany and Switzerland to purchase birds from those who breed them. Great numbers of these are sent to England, where, considering the distance they are brought from, they are sold at a cheap rate. The principal food of these birds is a plant called Canary seed, first supposed to have been brought for this purpose from the Canary Islands to Spain, and from thence dispersed all over Europe. In some botanical works this plant is laid down as Phalaris Canari- ensis, and is supposed to be the phalaris men- tioned by Pliny. A great quantity of it is now sown in England, particularly in the Island of Thanet, and is sold in the London market at from 50s. to 70s. per quarter. The Frenchman and the Clerical Horse- Dealer. A complaint, which caused a great deal of conversation in Bath, was made by a French gentleman, named Lafu, against a clergyman who resides in the neighbourhood of that city, and who is remarkable for dealing very pro- fitably in horses. The magistrates applied to * See Harrington's Paper in Philo3. Trans., Vol. LXm p.a4U on the occasion recommended that the circum- stances should be stated in a court of law, after having the following account from the lips of the Frenchman. " I go to buy a horse from him, and he ask me forty guinea. I say no, by Gar, I no give that. Well, say the clergyman, I tell you what ; you shall have him for thirty-five guinea ; but, d — n my eye, you shall no have him less." Magistrate. You could not think of dealing with a clergyman who was so ready to swear. — Frenchman. Qui, I did : I thought a cler- gyman would not swear any thing but true ; so I paid him the money. Well, I got upon him, and he go beautiful. Then I put him up in the Bell's stables, and I ride him next day, but he go upon three leg ; so I put him up again, but he still go upon three leg, and then I gave him a doctor ; but, by Gar, he walk upon his knee, and so I say, if you walk upon your knee, I do not walk upon your back. — Magistrate. You mean that the horse was unsound ? — Frenchman. Out, he got the gout. — Magistrate. The gout ! horses don't get the gout Frenchman. But he was a clergy- man's horse, and they both have the gout. The horse's leg was swelled, and so was the mas- ter's. — Magistrate. Well, I suppose you sent back the horse ? — Frenchman. No ; the cler- gyman said, d — n his eye, he'd no have him ; but I ask Mr. Bell to buy him for thirty-live guinea ; but he said no, 1 not give you more than five pound ; so I keep him in the stable twelve week, and then I send him to be sold ; and what do you think I got? — Magistrate. Why, perhaps five pounds. — Frenchman. No, by Gar, I got fifteen pound. — Magistrate. Well, I think you received more than you had a right to expect, in your transactions with this worthy clergyman. — Frenchman. Re- ceive ! Why, I receive nothing. I got the fifteen pound to pay for the dinner. — Magis- trate. For dinner? — Frenchman. Out. For my horse's dinner for the twelve week in Mr. Bell's stable. The unfortunate Frenchman thus lost, by his dealing with the reverend horse-jockey, no less than fifty pounds. The Miser Sportsman "served out!" A gentleman residing in the neighbourhood of Taunton, who is notorious for the strictness with which he guards his preserves, was visit- ing at the house of a friend, where he was introduced to a third gentleman, an utter stranger to him. In the course of conversa- tion this latter personage, who affected con- siderable eflfeminacy and dandyism, intimated that he was very desirous of enjoying a day's shooting, at which sport, however, he was a mere tyro. The man of preserves looked at the querist, and, in an unusual fit of gene- rosity, promised a day's pleasure. Accord ingly, it was agreed that on the next morning he should breakfast with him at his seat, and thence he would accompany him to his covers. Morning came, and with it our sportsman, 110 PIERCE EGANS HOOK OF SPORTS. dressed, not in the uruhI shooting sear, hut in a full ball f1ress,\vith dancing shoes instead of boots. His host stared, though rejoicing that nothing more formidable was about to be introduced into his preserves. The meal con- cluded, he takes him to the window. " There is the cover ; I regret that I cannot accompany you." (Had he been an evident sportsman, he would have followed him like one of his own pointers.) The dandy went, and, lo ! proved to be an unfailing marksman. The birds rose, and fell as quickly, until the keeper spied him — demanded his name — rushed to his master. " He has my permission, John ; the pumps and silk stockings will only frighten the birds a little, aha !" " Why, Lord bless me, sir, he's knocking 'em down right and left — he's killed a bushel." Away runs the astonished owner — the stranger had already killed five hares, twenty piieasants, and two cocks. Enraged, the owner eyes his mar- tyred friends — an explanation ensues — the never-missing shot is warned otF tlie manor- pumps, silk stockings, and all. It was Cap- tain M — , a celebrated sporting character. A Sportsman of the Old School. IMr. Harry Smith, who died in Heather's Buildings, in the East Pallant, Chichester, at the age of eighty-four. Tiie al)ove veteran was well known by the appellation of "The 'Squire." He was a complete sportsman of ti)e Old School— skilful in the use of the cross and long bows, and at all athletic exer- cises — an adept at tiie sinfrlo stick and quar- ter-staff, which last he would, til! lately, turn with astonishing celerity. A well known fact of his prowess in the last-named exercise we subjoin : — In the year 1779, a scrjcant of Elliot's Light Horse being then in Chiciiester, and who was reputed one of the best swords- men of the day, challenged his sword against " the 'squire's" staff, to draw the first blood ; many are living who saw the encounter; when at the expiration of four minutes, " the 'squire" gave his adversary the end of his staff in his forehead, which laid him flat on his back, and gained the victory. The staff, which is seven feet ten inches in length, is now preserved, and has thirteen cuts of the sword in it. The Otter. It is well known that he is now become, in Great Britain, very scarce ; so much so, in- deed, that one is rarely met with, and scarcely any establishment for hunting him at present exists in England. The otter may he fol- lowed occasionally with harriers, but the otter hount', of which mention is made in several old publications on the subject of field-sports, is no where to be met with. Yet though tliese antiquated tomes speak at some, length on the subject of otter hunting, they are, ne- vertheless, silent as to the ])eculiar character- istics of the dogs in question : hence, we might reasonably conclude that, at a period not very remote, these hounds were very well known, though the mode of producing them now ajipears to be wrapped in the scarf of oblivion. Thougli the chase of tiie otter is not likely to become prevalent in England, yet information relative to field-sports must al- ways be interesting to the true sportsman ; and, perhaps, some one among the number of your numerous and intelligent readers may be induced to favour us with a description of tlie dog formerly used for this purpose. The following is an account of tiie mode of catch- ing sea-otlers on t!ie northeast coast of America.. In the first place, it may not be amiss to observe that the Russians have, for some years, carried on a very considerable trade in furs procured from that coast, which princi- pally consist of the skins of the sea-otter. For taking these animals, the Russians retain in their service many of the native inhabitants of the coast just mentioned, a niimberof whom proceed together in separate bidarkas;* and, as any of the party perceives an otter, he throws his arrow (or small harpoon) at it, and pulls to the place where it plunges. He here staUons his bout, and then lilts up his oar The rest of the hunters, on observing the signal, form a circle round it: and, the mo- ment the animal shows its head above water, he that is nearest throws his arrow, and then liastens to tlie spot vshere the otter a^ain dis- appeared ; while the hunter, by raising his oar, again exliibits the signal for a second circle to foim. In this manner the chase con- tinues, till the animal, exhausted by fatigue, as well as loss of blood, which incessantly flows from repeated wouniis, is, at length, taken. If, at the commencement of the chase, the prey happens to receive a serious wound, he is quickly captured ; but it sometimes occurs that twenty bidarkas are employed half a day in taking a single otter. This animal will sometimes tear the arrow from its body with its teeth, for the purpose of effect- ing its escape, which, however, seldom hap- pens, and is almost impossible, as the Cadiack people, exercised from childhood to tiiis species of the chase, are not only very expert at it, but are able to ascertain the course of the otter under-water. In fine weather, this is known by the bubbles which appear on the surface ; while, in rough weather, the otter always directs his course against the wind. When a female otter happens to be attacked, in company with her young one, the mother immediately clasps tlie young one with her fore feet, and plunges beneath the surface. However, as the cub is not able to remain * A kind of small boat, peculiar to that part of tfc« world. PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. Ill long under water, she is under tlie necessity of risitig again very soon, and of thus exposing herself to the darts of her pursuers. It some- times happens, tliat the liunters come upon tlie female by surprise, and separate her from her young one, in which case the cub is sure to be taken immediately; but the mother no sooner hears its cries tlian she swims to the very bidarka from which they pmceed, and, regardless of all danger, shares the fate of her little complaining captive. If the female has two cubs, which is sometimes the case, she will destroy one herself, in order that she may be able to devote her whole attention to the protection of the other. When a sea-otter is killed, the hunters ex- press their triumph by a general shout. The first plunge, or dive, of that animal ex- ceeds a quarter of an hour; the second is of shorter duration, the third still shorter ; and thus the intervals gradually diminish till, at last, it can plunge no more. These creatnres sometimes swim on their sides, at otlier times on their backs, or in an uprijiht position. When attacked, they tnake no resistance, but endeavour to save themselves by flight; ■where, however, they see no means of escape, they will scold and grin like an angry cat. On receiving a blow from a club, they turn on their side, draw up their hind legs, cover their eyes with their fore-paws, and thus seem to prepare themselves for death. The sea-otter is tnuch larger than the com- mon otter. It is about four feet in length, of which the tail occupies about thirteen inches; and the largest weigh from seventy to eighty pounds. Sporting Anecdote of the late Lord Nelson. Lord Nelson had been shooting one day near Palermo, and on his return he and Cap- tain Hood came down to a small creek, where only one boat lay, in which was a boy. Nel- son enquired if the boy could shoue them on board the flag-ship, for which he would pay him well. The lad did not know him in his shooting-jacket, and said he was waiting for his master, who belonged to a merchant brig, and he had orders not to stir from the beach, so he could not do it. " Let us take the boat by force," said Hood, " the owner will not dare to grumble." " For that very reason I won't allow it. I have marked the boy down for a good one," was Nelson's answer ; " I would rather swim on board, at the risk of being drowned, than do an unjust and tyran- nical act to one who dare not resent it. Here, boy, is a dullar for so well obeying your mas- ter's orders." The master came down at the time, and the sportsmen were accommodated with a shove alongside ; and when the boat- swain's whistle, four sidesmen, and marines under arms, announced it was the admiral, both master and boy were alarmed ; and the former was still more astonished at his great condescension when Nelson sang out" tumble up, messmate. — You shall partake of out sport to-day, be it bad or good ; and a glass of grog into the bargain!" Shark Fight. By an Eye-Witness, a Native of Calcutta. In the month of May, an instance of intre- pidity and dexterity, on the part of an up- country native, well worthy of being recorded, occurred lately in this neighbourhood. I was walking on the bank of the river at the time when some up-country boats were delivering their cargoes. A considerable number of Coolies were employed on shore in the work, all of which I observed running away in ap- parent trepidation from the edge of the water — returning again, as if eager, yet afraid, to ap- proach some object, and again returning as before. I found, on inquiry, that the cause ot all this perturbation was the appearance of a large and strange-looking fish, swimming close to the bank, and almost in the midst of the boats. I hastened to the spot to ascertain the matter, when I perceived a huge monster of a shark sailing along — now near the surface of the water, and now sinking down apparently in pursuit of his prey. At tliis moment, a na- tive on the Choppah roofs of one of the boats, with a rope in his hand, which he was slowly coiling up, surveyed the shark's motions with a look that evidently indicated he had a se- rious intention of encountering him in his own element. Holding the rope, on which he made a sort of running knot, in one hand, and stretching out the other arm, as if already in the act of swimming, he stood in an attitude truly picturesque, waiting the re-appearance of the shark. At about six or eight yards from the boat, the animal rose near the sur- face, when the native instantly plunged into the water, a short distance from the very jaws of the monster. The shark immediately turned round, and swam slowly towards the man, who, in his turn, notliing daunted, struck out the arm that was at liberty, and approached his foe. When within a foot or two of the shark, the native dived beneath him, the animal going down almost at the same instant. The bold assailant in this most frightful con- test soon re-appeared on the opposite side of the shark, swimming fearlessly with the hand he ha«J at liberty, and holding the rope behind his back with the other. The shark, which had also by this time made his appearance, again immediately swam towards him ; and while the animal was apparently in the act of lifting himself over the lower part of the na- tive's body that be might seize upon his prey, the man, making a strong effort, threw himself up perpendicularly, and went down with his feet foremost, the shark following him so si- multaneously, that I was fully impressed with the idea that they had gone down grappling together. As far as I could judge, they re- mained nearly twenty seconds out of sight. 112 PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPOUTS. while 1 stood in breathless anxiety, and I may add, horror, waiting the result of this fearful encounter. Suddenly the native made his ap- pearance, holding up both his hands over his iiead, and calling out with a voice that pro- claimed the victory he had won while under- neath the wave, ' Tan — tan ! ' The people in the boat were all prepared ; the rope was in- stantly drawn tight, and the struggling victim, lashing the water in his wrath, was dragged to the shore and dispatched. When mea- sured, his length was found to be six feet nine inches ; his girth at the greatest three feet seven inches. The native who achieved this intrepid and dexterous exploit bore no other marks of his finny enemy than a cut on the left arm, evidently received from coming in contact with the tail or some one of the fins of the animal. Epitome of the points at vv'hist. A. game consists of two points, five each ; a rubber, of two games out of three ; and this may be five points — two for each game, and the rubber game ; consequently, a bumper (that is, two consecutive games, in which the adversaries do not score five in either of them) is five points. In other cases, where each party scores a game, single or double, the points, after the deciding game, are set off against what has been scored by the opponents. la close games, as in the bumper (five points), the l-oints are as made — viz. a double and single sere four points; two singles, three points (thai is, two in the first instance for the points, and one for the rubber) ; a double to double, and a double the deciding game, as three points ; a double on one side against a single on the other, ^yith a double the last game, is four points ; double and singlt against a double, two points ; doui)le and single against a single, three points ; two singles and rubber three points ; tw o singles against a double, one point ; single and single, and a double the last, three points ; single and single, and a single the last, two points ; and so on, in all (he varieties of the game — the points of the losers being set oil' against those of the winners, and the rubber game (no matter whether consecutive or not) carrying one point, and, consequently, the winner of the rubber must gain one point (as above), even though, in winning two singles, his ad- versaries score a double (even points) against them. Races at St. Helena. In all parts of the world it appears that a little bit of sporting is very acceptable to tiie inhabitants, to put them in good spirits ; and the following account of the " Knowing ones taken in " we have no doubt will be well re- ceived by our readers. The St. Helena Races, which took place in September last, presented the sporting ama- teurs with a novelty, such perhaps as is not to be found recorded in the annals of horse-rac- ing. An officer of Lowther undertook to trot one of those immense dray horses which are made use of in London, and which had beem brought out in that ship for the purpose of drawing the stores up the beach, against an ambling nag of the island, whose favorite pace was a canter. The match was made for twenty guineas, and the distance to be trotted was one mile. At the appointed time the gentleman who rode the daisy cutter was up- on the ground, waiting for his opponent, the knight of the dray horse, who soon made his appearance over the top of the last hill, which he had to surmount on his way from town to Deadwood, for he rode all the way up, nothing fearful of fatiguing his colossal beast, of whom it was truly observed, " the trembling earth resounded to his tread." He was ac- coutred, if not in Dandy, yet something like Dandie Dinmmoiit's style, with a large white frock coat; white hat, the slouching brim of which had '' ample room and verge enough" to shield the wearer from both sun and rain, large top boots, and his dexter hand flourishing a long whip. They started, and bets ran high against poor Dobbin, but his opponent perhaps scorning such a competition, or finding a trot uneasy to his rigidity of limb, soon broke (-ff into his accustomed two up and two down, and was consequently obliged to return and start anew. He did so, but with no better success, yet still bets were in his favor. A third time he started, but, " still beginning, never ending," was a third time obliged to re- turn. The tide now turned in Dobbin's favor, who all this while kept on the even tenor of his trot, " And backward and forward lie switched his long tail. As a gentleman switches his cane" Finally, by his plodding perseverance, as is often the case in more important competitions, men as well as horses, Dobbin carried otf the prize from his fleet but unsteady rival, and came in the winner of the race, amid the loud laughter and acchunations of nearly all the population of the island, assembled to witness th-j race. FANCY PARWDY. Air— "The Minstrel Boy to the War is gone." The Itari/ cove to the mill is gone, In the V. C. ring you'll find him, His blue bird's e\e he has girded on. And has left his thime behind hira. Fancy sport, cried the leary cure. Though every Umi betrays thee, One soul at least thy M/irtts shall love, Uue faithful cliauiit shall praise thee The cove was rfocr'rf, but he show d high game, Nor like a cur knocked under. His chaintt will ne er be clear agaii>, For his nosa was split asunder. I.eary cove, said his_// Ere the clouds of mishap had obscur'd my bright star; You told me at all times a diffcrrnf story, 'Twas " welcome, my cock, to tlie best in the bar." Then 1 sported new fitgs, and I sported a ticker ,- But the storms cf distress gathered thicker and thicker ; And now, when I beg for a mouthful of liquor, You refuie, like a niggardly coise, as you are. Few of my pals of past days now will know me, They eye me askance, with a cold-hearted shrug, And seeing me down on my luck tliey cry *' blow me, We never again wish to look at his mug." Shame be your portion for conduct so hateful, Fair weather fellows, both base and ungrateful ! Of grub may you soon know the want of a plate fuU, And the lean arms of Poverty give you a.liiig. How TO Catch, Cook, and Eat a Lion. Wonders will never cease ! On approach- ing pretty near to the marsh, we discovered, to our infinite delight, a considerable quantity of rain water, among the rushes, and were on the point of dismounting, to partake of it, ■when suddenly a large Puma, or South Ame- rican lion, sprung from a rushy lair where he had been couched, and instantly fled across the plain. This somewhat startling appear- ance dispersed our thirst, or the sense of it, for the moment, and we all turned our horses in pursuit of the fugitive. I have elsewhere described the extraordinary skill of the Gauchos with their lazo. On this occasion J had to witness a new instance of it in the Cordovese scout, who, presently coming up with the lion, cast his lazo over its head in an instant, and brought it to the ground, almost choked by the running noose. On recover- ing himself a little the lion seemed disposed to turn on his assailants and defendJiimself; but, before he could rise, the lazo of the capataz was dexterously cast round his hinder legs, and, the holder of it riding on, the lion was stretched on the plain, by the tightened cords, without the power of moving! With the ra- pidity of lightning the Cordovese now dis- mounted, and the blood of the animal was tlie next instant gushing from beneath his knife. After satisfying our thirst, by returning to the marshy pool, the carcase of the lion was dragged to the carts, where the skin was taken off, and the flesh cut into small pieces, roasted, and eaten within an hour of our first sight of the living animal. The flesh, which I tasted, was very white, and resembling veal, but of a fishy flavour ; but certainly it Was much preferable to that of a newly-slain buck, which was roasted at the same time. The flesh of the lion is esteemed a great delicacy by the Gauchos, and consequently a feast on one is looked upon as a treat of no ordinary kind. The next day we arrived at RIelinqnecito,where a lioness with two cubs was taken — the mother was killed andeaten, and the two cubs were put into one of the carts, with the intention of con- veying them alive to Buenos Ayres ; but foi want of proper food they soon died. Singular Affection displayed by a Greyhound. Some time since, Mr. Smith's men, of Rose Cottage, near Ashbourne, turned up a rabbit's nest with the plough, containing four young ones. Being too young to stand the least chance of surviving, in their exposed situation, they took them home as a treat for a grey- hound bitch that was suckling a litter of six puppies. To their surprise, instead of greedily devouring the rabbits, as they expected, she carried them tenderly and carefully in her mouth to her nest, and seemed to consider them a most welcome addition to her family, bestowing upon them the same fondling caresses, and offering them a share of the same support which nature had furnished for her own offspring. This the poor rabbits did not refuse, and there appeared to be no doubt of their doing well. Unfortunately, however, they were doomed to suffer death from their young companions, though not exactly in the manner that greyhounds generally kill rabbits. One after another got overlaid by its rude and ro- bust foster-brother and sister, and the poor mother, with evident reluctance and regret, saw them carried away, and did not part them, even when dead, without remonstrat- ing against it as much as she durst. Account of a Mermaid. There appears in a late number of tho Edinburgh Magazine a curious communica- tion on this subject, from Mr. Lawrence Ed- monstone, surgeon, Zetland. He says, that an animal answering to the following descrip- tion, so far as the account of the six fishermen who captured it can be depended on, was actually in their possession for three hours, but unluckily, from some superstitious dread of injuring it, they returned it to its native element, and thus prevented the scientific identifications of an animal which appears to have very nearly resembled what has been generally regarded as a merely fabulous crea- tion. Length of the animal, three feet; body without scales or hair ; silver grey above, whitish below like the human skin ; no gills were observed, no fins on the back or belly ; tail like that of a dog-fish ; body very thick over the breast ; by the eye the girth might bo between two and three feet ; the neck short, very distinct from the head and shoulders ; the body rather depressed ; the anterior ex- tremities very like the human hand, about the length of a seal's paw, webbed to about an inch of the ends of the fingers ; mammas as large as those of a woman ; mouth and lips very distinct, and resembling the human. 141 PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK. OF SPOUTS. French Sportino Duke in England. The late duke de Berri, who was devolea to field sports, and an excellent shot, while upon a visit to a distinguished commoner in England, was accompanied to the field by his own maitre de chasse, and an old grey-headed game-keeper of his host's. The latter had resided many years upon the estate, and could scarcely repress his dissatisfaction at the num- ber of victims to the Duke's skill. Repeatedly in the course of the day, upon springing a pheasant, the maitre de chasse, as is usual with the French, would call out Poule ! (hen) and the Duke, as a fair sportsman, of course restrained his fire. On the return of the party, the worthy host inquired of " Old John " what kind of shot his illustrious visitor was ; to which the following reply was grumbled out : " By the Lord he never misses, and, if he had pulled half as often as t'other Monsieur wanted him to do, your honor would have hardly had a bird next year." Appearance of the late Queen of France, (Marik Antoinette) at a Boar Hunt. " It was in the forest of St. Germain en Laye, that I first saw Marie Antoinette d'Au- triche. This splendid sovereign was indeed an Imperial model of female beauty : rich and royal were her charms, despotic and com- manding her lovely form and imposing figure. If a man had but one drop of chivalrous blood in his veins, it would swell in his heart and mantle at the sight of this great and un- fortunate woman. She at once struck, capti- vated, and interested you. Her stately demean- our was all the queen — her soft large blue eye was all the woman. Respect was inspired by the former, zealous devotion was enkindled by the latter, with a kind of a feeling as if a man wished to have peril to hrave for such a princess, and arduous enterprise to undertake for the reward of her smile. " If Agamemnon ever deserved the title of Anax Andron (the King of Men), or Ney merited the nom de guerre ol un brave parmi les braves, Marie Antoinette of Austria was entitled to the epithet of the Queen of Wo- men, and une belle parmi les belles. " My reader must pardon me for this long digression from the subject of sporting ; a true sportsman is always a man of gallantry : and he who boldly risks his neck at a des- perate fence, or a blind leap, will be very likely to brave every danger for the Lady of his Love, and to stick at nothing in following the Blind God's chase in pursuit of beauty. To such a one his flame may fairly address the words of the Italian Bard, ^Deh: ncn seguir damna fugace,' etc. ' Follow a nobler chase, and spare the deer. Hunted by cruelty, run down by fear : 1 am thy captive, Sylvio, follow me — Already ta'en and bound by lore to thee.' " But to the Boar-hunt.— The field was numerous and brilliant. The liounds and whole turn-out belonged to the present Charles the Tenth, Ex-King of France, then second brother to Louis the Sixteenth. It was what was called Vequipage de Monseigneur le Comte d'Artois — carriages, horses, et cetera. By the way, there were then in France a number of what was termed voiiures de chasse, hunting carriages, very fancifully constructed, re- sembling our caravans, and having sometimes a stag's head and fore quarters in front ; over which a coachman, all gold or silver lace, and his hair highly dressed, used to take his seat, driving either four-in-hand, the horses all too far from their work, the leaders with very long traces, seldom tight (for these dressy coachmen did not know how to keep the tits up to their traces), or with four horses, the leaders having a postilion with cocked hat and jack boots. Sometimes also the voitures de chasse had three horses abreast ; and once I saw one with four, which was very like the engravings of the Roman cars. The nobility mostly went to covert in close carriages, the horses being led, as those of the Royal Hunt of Louis the Sixteenth were, each led-horse being covered with a rich cloth, correspond- ing with the livery of the owner, and with the family arms, or cipher and coronet, at each corner. The Comte d'Artois's was dark-green with splendid gold lace ; the livery being that colour and crimson, laced richly with gold. It had a fine effect in the field, althoug-h an unsporting appearance, being more military- looking than any thing else. The Prince of Conde's trappings were buff and crimson velvet, with silk embroidery of the latter colour, in portraiture ofthe Knights in leathern doublets with the crimson favors. " The Queen of France wore the uniform of the Hunt, with a profusion of gold lace, and as great a profusion of fine white ostrich feathers in her riding-hat. She was in one of these voitures de chasse, drawn by eight fine English bay horses, driven by a giant of a charioteer of most uncoachman-like appear- ance — a desperate driver, but a bad whip. The animals went at a furious rate, and her Most Christian Majesty had much the appear- ance of a Sovereign of ancient times, making a triumphal entry into some conquered state." Excellence of Yankee Rifle Shooting. It appears, in the United Slates Gazette, that Major G. W. CoUamer, of Barre, on the 14th of August, 1828, shot an apple from the bare head of Mr. H. Ingram, at the distance of twenty-seven yards, with a rifle. Mr. Col- lamer then took his turn, and Ingram, at the distance, shot an apple from his head. It was done in the presence of a number of respect- able gentlemen, who, after fruitless attempts to stop the parties, had the satisfaction to see them come off in safety. The apples were so handsomely cut by the ball, that the juice and pomace remained in considerable quanti- ties on the hair of their heads. PIERCE RGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. 145 THE COCKPIT. No sooner were the doubtful people set, The match made up, and all that would had beif 15ut strait the skilful judges of the play Brought forth their sharp-heel'd warriors, and they Were both in linen bags, as if 'twere meet Before they died to have their winding sheet! Into the Pit they're brought, and being there Upon the stage, the Norfolk Chanticleer Looks stoutly at his ne'er before seen foe, And like a challenger began to crow ! Thl Origin and Antiquity of Cocking. This is so evidently of Grecian original, that the inhabitants of Delos and Tanagra were lovers of this sport at a very early 10. period, when several cities of Greece were eminent for Iheir magnanimous breed of chickens. It was adopted by the Roniaos about 471 years before the christinn era ; O! • according to some authors, iinaiedi,itp>y after 146 PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. the Peloponnesian war. They had likewise a breed of hens at Alexandria in Egypt, which produced the best fighting cocks; but though it is certain that these fowls, at first, fought full feathered, it was not long before feeders were made use of, as in the modern mode. But, at Athens, cock-f(giiting was partly a political, and partly a religious institution, and was there continued for the purpose of improving the valour of their youth, and by degrees became a common pastime, as well as in all other parts of Greece. On the other hand, the Romans paired o.uails, as well as cocks; and, according to Herodian, the first quarrel between Bassi- anus and Geta arose about the fighting of their quails and cocks ; notwithstanding this, the Romans did not match the latter till the commencement of the decline of the empire. It is not positively known when the pitched battle was first introduced into England ; we have no notice of cock-fighting earlier than the reign of Henry II. William Fitz-Stephen describes it then as the sport of school boys on Shrove Tuesday : the theatre was the school ; and the school-master, it seems, was the comptroller and director of the sport. The practice was prohibited in the 39th of Edward III. ; but became general under Henry VIII., who was personally attached to it, and established the cock-pit at White- hall, to bring it more into credit. James the First was so remarkably fond of it, that, according to Monsieur de la Bodenie, who was the ambassador from Henry IV. to this king, he constantly amused himself with it twice a week. Under Elizabeth, it was not less in vogue ; and the learned Roger Ascham then favored the world with a treatise on the subject. There was then a pit in Drury and Gray's Inn lanes, and another in Jewin-street ; but the practice was a second time prohibited by an act under the Protectorship in 1654. It has a strange quick jar open the ear. That Cocking Such were the words of the late Lord Byron ; therefore, the inference to be drawn from them perhaps Is, that the fam-y of his lordship was not attached to Cock Fighting; but, nevertheless, as the saying is. Lord Kyron (it was well known to his most inti- mate friends) was " fond of seeing every thing that was to be met with in life." His lord- ship, it is presumed, did not wish to plead ignorance upon any subject as a man of the world ; neither that such a feature had es- caped his notice as a person of observation. This, in some degree, may account for his lordship's "dropping in," as Paul Pry would observe, into a cockpit — rather to be a ' tooker-on,' as a matter of curiosity, than to partake of it as a diversion. However, be that as it may, we are well assured that sports of all kinds are mere matters of taste, and "one man's meatis another man's poison." The subject of Cock-fighting has been too long before the public to require any defence of it from our hands, we shall, therefore, merely use his lordship's words as the best answer we can give to those persons who are inclined to be a little too fastidious respecting the above sport : Some talk of an appeal unto some paesion ; Some to men's feelings, others to their reason ; The last of these was never much the fashion, For REASON thinks all reasoning out of season. A Cockpit, like a race course, in a sporting point of view, is free for every person ; and selection of company is entirely out of the question. The noble lord, and the n^edy commoner, are both at home, after they have paid their tip for admission ; and persons who enter the pit to sport a crown, bet a sovereign, or to put down their pounds, are too much interested upon the Main, to consider who they may chance to ' rub against' for the time being. Etiquette has nothing to do with a Cockpit; and a master of the ceremonies would have a troublesome time of it — to keep any thing like order ; yet, nevertheless, per- sons of the first rank in society are to be met with in a cockpit. During the intervals, which occur between the battles, the M. P. may be seen conversing with his friend re- specting the success of the Reform Bill in the House of Lords on the preceding evening ; and, on the other side of tlie pit, the commoner may be viewed equally as happy, amusing his pals with a bit of a flash chant Jugt to fill up the leisure time : A saucy rolling blade am I, I keep a donkee Dick ; Through London streets my wares I cry. Up peck and boae to pick. In Black-boy alley I've a ken, A tyke and figlUivg cock ; A sancy, tip-slang, moon-eyed, hen. Who oft' mills doll at block. I'm known by all the deep ones well. About Salt-petre Bank, And always ready, prig.9 can tell. To 0iig a Smithfield Itarik. I'll race my Jack, or bait a bull. Or fight my doodle don ; I'll flash a quid with any cull ; And fly a ji'geon-blue. I'll back my ginger to make a hit. My fine — my true game Cock : The Suells can't do me in the pit , I'm down to ev'i-y lock! I'm up to all your knowing rigs. Ye biddies queer and flash ; I'm company for scamps and prigs, Sometimes for men of cash. My inoU oft' tips the knowing dive When sea-crabs gang the stroll ; Unless she did how could we thrive. And in v/urm flannel roll 1 Cocking, at the present period, is kept np with great spirit at Newcastle, and the recent meeting of Cockers at the above place, in point of extent, exceeds every thing of the kind ever known in this counlrj'. Upwards PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SJ^OIJTS. ir of 200 cocks wvre fought, and the fighting generally good, particularly the cocks at Baglin Hill, and Lockey, who all won great majorities. A remarkable circumstance oc- curred on the Saturday before fighting. A match was made for 20 sovs. between Parker and Reed, feeders, and won by the latter, after a hard contest. Parker's cock, how- ever, came round so much soon after, that his parly made a second match, to come off on the fallowing Monday, for a like sum, which was hgain won by Reed, after a severe battle — a circumstance perhaps altogether unknown in the annals of cocking. It is also calculated tiiat at the termination of the races, which will finish the Cocking for the present season, upwards of 1000 cocks will have met with lluir deaths. Newcastle may, therefore, thallenge all the world for Cocking. We need not be told that many persons \ iew Cockfighting as a most cruel sport, and would feel highly disgusted with such an exhibition ; while, on the contrary, thousands of characters are interested on a battle be- tween two game cocks, beyond the power of description — lose hundreds of pounds upon a Main without a murmur, and prefer the amusement of a cockpit to the Opera, theatre, ball-room, or any other amusement that can be mentioned : — What 19 it that impels mankind To stretch the procreative mind, By this, or that thing, joy to find ? My Fancy ! In the Racing Calendar for the year, it will be perceived, that Cocking generally accom- panies the diversion of the Course ; and also accounts of the Mains of cocks fought at Cheltenham, Chester, Gloucester, Norwich, Newcastle, Lancaster, Preston, Stamford, &c., nnd that amongst its patrons will be found tlie venerable Earl of Derby, Sir William Wynne, Ralph Benson, Esq., — Bellyse, Esq., and numerous other gentlemen cockers in different parts of the kingdom. In the Metropolis and environs there are several cock- pits, but the head quarters of the sport is the pit in Horse Ferry Road, Westminster. The cocking, in London, generally commences soon after Shrove tide. We shall now give a description of a Lon- don cockpit and its frequenters, with some touches at character by an amateur : — " I was sitting, some evenings ago, in my room, at the first coming of the twilight, which in our Albany rooms is fond of paying early visits — my head was indolently hung back upon the red morocco top of my easy chair, and my hands were hung like two dangling bell ropes over each arm of my seat — and in this position I was ruminating on many things of little moment. I had thus leaned back in my chair, and resigned myself to the most luxurious idleness, — a kind of reading made easy, — when a knuckle, knocking at my door, intimated the arrival of some impatient visitor — and before I could muster voice enough to give Tate Wilkinson's flirection of " Come in !" the tooth of my door-lock was wrenched, and Tom Owen, with a news- paper in his hand, dashed in — and at once stood astounded, with his white hat elevated on his forehead, — admiring my amazing stupor. " Why Edward ! Edward Herbert ! Asleep, by all that's sublime ! There he sits, deaf to time ! Edward, I say ! Come bolt up from the morocco ! I have news for your two no- thoroughfare ears, which ought to make you as lively as an eel with half his waistcoat off! Here," said he, smacking a creased and dingy newspaper, with an air of vehement exultation — " here is that which will be life itself to you/" I closed my book-mind quietly, or doubled it up, as Tom would say, and raising myself with difficulty into an erect posture — rubbed my eyes, uncrossed my tinc- ling legs (which were just beginning to wake out of a nap,) and begged, through the arch- way of a yawn, to know what this very sprightly piece of news consisted of. Tom pulled, or rather tossed off his hat, noddefl to me a nod more eloquent than speech, and tipping an acute wink out of the left corner of his little impudent grey eye — proceeded at once to read aloud from the first column of the newspaper. He pronounced one v\ord with an emphasis the most pointed — cocking! — and then paused to let loose wink the second, which, if possible, was more charged with mystery than the former, — "cocking ! — there Edward !" continued he — " there ! cocking — at the Royal Cockpit, Tufton-street, Westminster! — there;" and then he went strictly through a formal advertisement, — touching — "200 the main," — and " byes," and " feeders" — and " gentlemen of Norwich," and " a deal of skimble-skamble stuff," which for the life of me I could not then retain, and therefore cannot now repeat. " When Tom had finished his formal infor- mation, he very readily and clearly, at my request, divested the announcement of its technicalities, and explained to me, that on such a day, being the morrow, a grand main of cocks was to be fought at the Royal Cock- pit, at which, for 5s the head (certainly not the heart), a man might be present. It re- quired little of my volatile friend's rhetoric 1o induce me to promise my attendance, as I had never been present at any thing of the kind, higher than a full-feathered blustering skirmish of a couple of huge-combed, rcd- rufHed, long-tailed dunghills, amid a wild^T- ness of poultry, in a farm-yard. I had seen no clean fighting — no beautiful sparring in silver — no blood-match ! as Tom earnestly describes it. I was the more induced to ac- cede to his request of accompanying him, from learning that lie could introduce me to Mr. D , one of the principal breeders of game cocks — a gentleman of the most winning manners — and one who could and would L 2 148 PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. describe to me the characters present, and procure for me the sight of the coops and pens, where the birds were fed and kept pre- viously to the day of battle. " I begged Tom Owen would by some means get me a sight of any book upon cock- ing, as I was cxtremefy desirous of going to the scene of war with as much ready-made knowledge as I could, in the short time allowed me, acquire. He said, he himself had a tidy little work upon the subject, which would let me into the whole art of breeding, trimming, matching, and betting, — but that be would apply to his friend Mr. I> , who would inform him if there were any more erudite and desirable books on the sport. I gladly availed myself of Tom's pamphlet, and to my pleasure (certainly not to my surprise) he pulled it from his coat-pocket, and laid it down quietly on ray table. We arranged all things for our meeting the next day — and it was settled that he should call upon me, and that I should be ready for him by half past one o'clock. " I moralised in a lack-a-daisical manner, for about half an hour, upon the vices and backslidings of this life, and then betook myself to "The Directions for Breeding liame Cocks, with Calculations for Betting," and passed the evening in cultivating an acquaintance with "moulting" — " clutches of eggs," — " stags," — " long-law," — "fighting in cilver," and the like : — and long before the clock of St. James's church had timed eleven to the drowsy hackney-coachmen and watch- men of Piccadilly, I was fit to sit " at the mat," and risk my " guinea on Nash." I think I cannot do better than treat you, Russell, in the same manner that I treated myself — and I shall, therefore, pick my way daintily through the book which Tom lent me (a neat little olive-coloured pamphlet^ and writ in a friendly Waltonish tone), and thus prepare you, in some measure, for the cockpit itself, to which, by your favor, I mean to introduce you. And first, as to the choice of a bird. Observe, Russell, how many points must be attended to :— As to the exterior qualifications, his head should be thin and long, or if short, very taper; with a large full eye, his beak crooked and stout, his neck thick and long (for a cock with a long neck has a great advantage in his battle, particularly if his antagonist is one of those kind of cocks that will fight at no other place but the head); his body short and compact, with a round breast (as a sharp breasted cock carries a great deal of useless weight about him, and never has a fine fore- hand) ; his thighs firm and thick, and placed well up to the shoulder (for when a cock's thighs hang dangling behind him, be assured he never can maintain a long battle) ; his legs long and thick, and if they correspond with the colour of his beak, I think it a perfection ; and his feet should be broad and thin, with very long claws. With regard to his carriage, he should e upright, but not stiffly so; his walk should be stately, with his wings in some measure extended, and not plod along a3^ 1 have seen some cocks do, with their wings upon theii backs like geese. As to the colour he is of, I think it imma- terial, for there are good cocks of all colours ; but he should be thin of featl:«rs, short and very hard, which is another proof of his being healthy: as, on the contrary, if he has many, soft and long, it favors much of his having a bad constitution. Remember, that a cock with all this stout- ness of beak, length, and thickness of leg, rotundity of breast, "fine forehand," firm- ness of neck, and extent of wing, ought to weigh no more than 41b. 8 or lOoz. If he happens to have an ounce or two more in his composition, he is out of the pale of wncivil society, and is excluded by all match makers " from fighting within the articles." A bird, to be a bird "fit for the white bag, the trimmed wing, the mat, and the silver spur," — must be " high upon leg, light fleshed, and large boned ; but still no more than 41b. 8 or lOoz. Do not forget this." The art is to teach in classes, and to recon- cile as many at a time as is practicable, to their growing duties. It is surely pleasant to 1>€ safely instructed how to bring up a chicken in the way it should go. The ama- teur writes — " I have heard many persons declare, who could have had no experiecte in breeding fowls, that they did not think it rrecessary that a hen should be confined while her chickens were young, and had just sense enough to say, that nature never designed it ; but let me tell those natiiralists (naturals I may call them), if a hen should lay a clutch of eggs secretly in January, as it is not un- common for young hens to lay in that month and sit upon them, consequently, if there are any chickens hatched, it must be in February, when if she is not taken in doors, but left to range where she pleases, I am confident that the cold northerly winds and wet weather, which are usual at that season of the year, will destroy every one of them.'' The little playfulness in the parenthesis, which is like the flirt of the cock's wing, gratifies me much. The shrewdness at tiie end of the next direction is, however, of a higher order — it is the cut of the spur. It is curious to observe how man's wit is fai-hicncd and coloured by the subject of which it tieats. The very style is cock-like ! It is indeed well concocfeted ! " Be sure also that they do not drink any soap suds, or get to any filthy place, for if they do, it engenders distempers in tbem which very often turn to that fatal one the roup, a disease for which I have heard many remedies, but never found any so effeclual as breaking their necks." Now. to prevent their fighting from being attended with such disagreeable consequences, PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. 149 after they have befjiin, divide them into as niHDV parties as you can find separate apart- ments, leaving the strongest upon the ground, and when these have fully established their authority over each other (which you make llieni do in the course of two days, by holding whicii you find the weakest in your hand, and buffeting him with your handkerchief while tlie other strikes him, and, if this won't do, ronHne him without victuals for a few hours, until he is cold, when, being stiff and sore, and tlie other fresh, after a blow or two he w ill not attack him again), you may put down tiie strongest from one the parties that are shut up, who, by being kept short of food, will submit directly to run under all those that are down ; and, when ihey are so far reconciled as to permit him to run amongst them, put down the strongest from another party, which will submit in the same manner, and, by pur- suing this method, in the course of a few days you will be able to get them all down. \V hen once settled, they will go very peaceably to- gether, except by accident one of them should get disfigured, v\hicli, if such a thing should happen, and they do not seem to be perfectly reconciled, send him to another walk fbi fear of a general quarrel. The author is very particular in recommend- ing you cautiously to try your stags (which are young cocks *' and such small deer !") — " Now permit me to recommend you to trans- act the business relative to trying your stags, without mentioning it even to the person that feeds them." One more quotation, and I lay aside the book. It is an anecdote, Russell, — or such the author calls it. He is reasoning, " beak and heel," against relying upon cocks in a eecond battle, however courageous and victo- rious they may have proved themselves in their first tight. He says, a bird is almost sure to receive some hurt, which neither time, tmining, nor feeding can make him forget, w hen he conies " to be touched " a second time. A slight hurry (or hurt) is often re- incmbPred, I recollect a circumstance (says this circum- stantial artist) of this kind happening to a neighbouring gentleman, who, having entered into an agreement to fight a week's play, at a very short notice, and not being able to get a sufficient number of cocks he could depend upon, had the temerity to weigh in some of his own stags, of about ten or eleven months old, and it so happened that one of them had to fight against the cock the other party de- pended .niost upon winning ; but after a doubt- ful and bloody contest for near half an hour, contrary to the opinions of every one |)res..nt, the stag came off victorious, which so elated his master, that he sent him to one of his best v\alksto run till the next season ; but what was very extraordinary, he moulted from a daik red to a very light ginger pile. This strange metamorphose we were totally at a lo. s to account for. when \\ewere informed by a person who spoke pertinently on the sub- ject, that it was owing to his having been so severely handled in his battle ; that he had seen two or three instances of the same kind ; and at the same time advised my friend never to fight him again, for it was almost reduced to a certainty that he would be beat it he hap- pened to fall in weight with a good cock. But this piece of advice my friend did not attend to, having him weighed in the very next match he made, and in which he was killed, making hardly any defence, although as well to fight with regard to the feeding part, as it was possible for a cock to be. In fighting a match the author recommends a carefulness in the choice of a feeder (the person who is to give the bird his last train- ing food, and care), and of a setter-to (the se- cond, in fact, of the cock in battle). — 1 here are good and bad feeders — and good ?,-. d bad setters-to " I have seen " says the writer, " many of Uie latter, who do not know when a " cock wants rest, and when he should be made to fight."* So much for the little learned tract which Tom put into my hands ! The moment, he left me 1 turned to my book-shelves, and among several old and curious volumes, I for- tunately dropped upon The Court and City Gamester, a rare little store-house of know- ledge for those who would become masters in the arts of whist, racing, tick-tack, ombre, archery, brag, bankafalet, put, and cocking. The style "eats short" as old ladies say of Threadneedle-street biscuits ; and, to show you how differently the same subject may be treated by diflferent writers, I shall copy out this ancient artist's picture of a game cock, " as he ought to be, — not as he is !" You will at once detect the hand of a gentleman a cocker, and a scholar in the work. His head ought to be small, with a quick, large eye, and a strong bark, and (as master JNIarkham observes) must be crockt and big at the setting on, and in colour suitable to the plume of his feathers, whether black oryel- low, or reddish, &c. The beam of his leg must be very strong, and, according to his plume, blue, grey, or, yellow ; his spurs rough, long and sharp, a little bending, and looking inward. His colour ought to be either grey, yellow, or red, with a black breast; not but that there are many otlier coloured piles very excellent good, which you must find out by practice and observation ; but the three former, by the ex- perience of most, are found ever the best ; the pyed pile may serve indifferently, but the white and dun are rarely found good for any thing. Note, that if your cock's neck be invested with a scarlet complexion, it is a sign he i» •There are bettting-lables, and calculations of odds annexed to tbis little pamphlet, which put the Tutor's Assistant ([uite out of countenance. Tlie subject, and tile ability that marks the execution, leans me to think that CucUr had some hand in them. i:>o PlERCt: EGANS BOOK OF SPORTS. strong, lusty, and courageous ; but, on the contrary, if pale and wan, it denotes the cock to be faint, and in health defective. You may know his courage by his proud, upright standing, and stately tread in walking ; and, if he croweth very frequently in the pen, it is a courageous demonstration. His narrow heel, or sharpness of heel, is known no otherways than by observation in tighting, and that is when upon every rising he so hits that he extracts blood from his op- ponent, gilding his spurs continually, and every blow threatening immediate death to his adversary. The whole essay is admirable 5 but I shut the book of science, contenting myself and you with extracting only the following EXCELLENT AND ELEGANT COPY OF VERSES UPON TWO COCKS FIGHTING, BY I)B. K. WILD.* No sooner were the doubtful people set, The match made up, aud all that would had bet ; But strait the skilful judges of the play Brought forth their sharp-heel'd warriors, and they Were both in linen bags, as if 'tueie meet Before they died, to have their wiuding-sheet. Into the pit they're brought, and, being there Upon the st >ge, the Norfolk Chanticleer Looks stoutly at liis ne'er before seen foe. And like a challenger began to crow. And clap his wings, as if he would display His warlike colours, which were black and grey. Meantime the wary Wisbich walks and breathes His active body, and in fury wreathes His comely crest, and, often looking down. He whets his angry beak upon ths ground. Thi? done they meet, not like that cov.ard breed Of JEsop ; these can better fight than feed ; They scorn the dunghill, 'tis their only piize To dig for pearls within each other's eyes. They fought so nimbly, that 'twas hard to know. To th' skilful, whether they did fight, or no ; If that the blood which dy'd the fatal floor. Had not bore witness oft. Yet fought they more ; As if each wound were but a spur to prick Tlieir fury forward. Lightning's not more quick. Or red, than were their eyes : 'Twas hard to know Whether 'twas blood or anger made them so I'm sure Ihey had been out, had they not stood. More safe, by being fenced in with blood. Thus they vy'd blows ; but yet (alas !) at length, Altho' their courage were full try'd, their strength And blood began to ebb. You that have seen A watry combat on the sea, between Two an^ry, roaring, b jiling billows, how They march, and meet, and dash their ciu-led brow ; Swelling like graves, as tho' they did intend T'intomb each other e'er the quarrel end ; But when the v/ind is down, and blust'ring weather. They are made friends, and sweetly run together ; May think these champions such ; their blood grow.'* low. And they, which leap'd before, now scarce can go ; • Dr. Robert Wild, the author of the above poejn, claims by our extract to be better known and remem- bered. He was a non conformist divine and poet ; and was bom in 1600. In 1648 he was appointed rector of Aynho, in Northamptonshire, and was looked upon as a wit of his time. It is told of him that he and ano- ther preached probationary sermons for the living, and that on his being asked whether he had obtained it, he replied — " We have divided it ; I have got the ay, and he the no." Wood speaks of him as a " Fat, jolly, and boon Presbyterian." Some of hia poems were printed with the poems of Rochester, (no very creditable distinction), and (apparently as an atone- ment) a few of his sermons survived him. He appears by his poem to have been a resolute cocker and a twileiable poet Their wings, which lately, at each blow tliey clapp'd* (As if they did applaud themselves) now tlapp'd. And having lost th' advantage of the heel. Drunk with each other's blood, they only reel : From either eyes such drops of blood did fall. As if they wept them for their funeral. And yet they fain would fight ; they came so near, Methought they meant into each other's ear To whisper wounds ; and when they could not rise, ■They lay and look'd blows int' each other's eyes. But now the tragick part ! After this fit. When Norfolk cock had got the best of it And Wisbich lay a dying, so that none, Tho' sober, but might venture sev'n to one ; Contracting, like a dying taper, all His strength, intending with the blow to fall. He struggles up, and having taken wind. Ventures a blow, and strikes the other blind. And now poor Norfolk, having lost his eyes. Fights only guided by antipathies : With him (alas ') the proverb holds not true, The blows his eyes ne'er saw, his heart mast rue. At length, by chance, he stumbled on his foe, Not having any pow'r to strike a blow. He falls upon him with his wounded head. And makes his comiu'ror's wings his feather-bed. Tom Owen called punctually on the day, and at the appointed hour, dressed up duti- fully for the sport, and well fitted to rival a horse-dealer or a groom — yet with a loose- hung gentility about him, that just left it a matter of doubt whether you ought to ask him into your drawing-room or your stable. We took our way across the park with hasty, eagtr feet, and were with very little difficulty soon; conducted to the door of a dull, old-fashioned building in Tufton-Street, Westminster, around which were sauntering a sprinkle of old gen- tlemen, old hackney-masters, old sportsmen^ old leathern-breeches, old top-boots, old canes, old nondescripts : all that was strange, and vitiated, and extravagant in age seemed col- lected about this spot ; and I could not but remark how few I saw of the young, the rakish, and the depraved, present at a sport which was cruel enough for excitement, and uncertain enough for the purposes of gam- bling. One or two solitaries of a youthful ap- pearance dangled about as half in shame and half in curiosity ; but I detected none of the enthusiastic bustle, none of the wildness, spirit, and pleasure which light up " young bloods" at other of the ancient and rude sports of this country. One very re- spectable and aged gentleman on crutches struggled his way on the unmolested pave- ment to the door, as though the fires of his youth would not go out, and accident or dis- ease could not warn him to subside into the proprieties of his years. The doors were at length opened, and we paid our entrance money, and received the check for admission. This check was cast in pewter, and had the figure of a fighting-cock embossed upon it. But we entered the pit ! The cock- pit is a large, lofty, and circular building, with seats rising, as in an amphi- theatre.* In the middle of it is a round mat- • The Royal Cock-pit in St. James's Park has been taken down, and never again to be rebuilt. The Governors and Trustees of Christ's Hospital, to whom the ground belongs, met on the spot, the very day the lease expired ; and pave directions for the immediate erasement of the building PIERCE EGAN'8 BOOK OF SPORTS. 151 ted stage, of about eighteen or twenty feet diameter, as nearly as my eye can measure it, and rimmed with an edge eight or ten inches in height, to keep the cocks from falling over in their combats. There is a chalk ring in the centre of the matted stage, of perhaps a yard diameter, and another chalk mark within it, much smaller, which is intended for the setling-to, when the shattered birds are so enfeebled as to have no power of making hostile advances towards each other. This inner mark admits of their being placed beak to beak. A large and rude branched candle- stick is suspended low down, immediately over the mat, which is used at the night battles. When we entered there were very fev/ per- sons in the pit; for, as the gentlemen of the match were not seated, the principal followers of the sport Avere beguiling the time at a public-house opposite the cockpit. A tall, shambling, ill-dressed fellow was damping the mat with a mop, which he constantly dipped in a pail of water, and sparingly, and most carefully sprinkled around him. This was to make it soft for the birds, and to prevent their slipping. We took our seats at the foot of a flight of stairs, that went up into one of the coops — judging that that would be the best spot for seeing as much as was to be seen. There are two " tiring rooms" — of course for the separate sides. — One room, or more pro- perly, coop, is up the flight of stairs I have mentioned ; the other is beneath it, and has its entrance without the pit. At this time my friend Tom's friend, Mr, D , arrived, and I was introduced to him at once. He was a young man (I was almost sorry for this, be- cause it untied a theory of mine, respecting the sport being a propensity of age only, owing, as I had settled it, to its being easy of enjoyment, a sedentary amusement, not trou- blesome to the beholders, cruel enough to stir the blood, and open to monej'^-stakes like a game at cards : played in fact at a table, and under shelter. However, my theory is foolish). Mr. D , as I said, was young, he was also lusty, fresh-coloured, cheerful ; — open as day in his manners and in bis conversation ; — and free from that slang slyness which generally characterises the sporting man. Tom told him that I was anxious to see and know all I could ; and he immediately opened to me the curiosities of the place, with a lively liberty, and a power of description, which I wish in my heart I could have caught from him. See- ing that he was thus so pleasantly minded, I began boldly at the beginning, and begged to know something of the rules and regulations of cocking. He turned-to at them, in high feather, on the instant. The birds, Russell (I am saying after him), are weighed and matched — and then marked and numbered. The descriptions are carefully set down in order that the cock may not be changed ; and the lightest cocks tight first in order. The key of the pens, in which the cocks are set and numbered, is left on the weighing-table on the day of weighing ; or the opposite party may, if he pleases, put a lock on the door. The utmost possible care, in short, is taken that the matched birds shall fight, and no substitutes intruded. Mr. D , next gave me a very particular description of the modes of setting-to — of terminating difficult battles — of betting — and of parting the entangled birds ; but as I really could not very clearly follow his rapid and spirited explanation, and as I am about to relate to you a battle as I myself saw it, I will not detain you here with my imperfect detail of his very perfect description. But before the birds are pitted, Mr, D 's account of a few of the characters must not be omitted. I cannot at all give you them in colours, as my new friend dashed them off : but I will follow him in a respectful Indian-ink, and at a distance; and you must make the most you can of what I am able to afford you, " There was a tall, sallow-faced, pow. dered man standing below us. He took snuff industriously, wore very yellow leathern breeches, — very brown aged top-boots, — and a black coat of the same colour. ^He was sixty years of age if he was a month — and I never saw a dull man so enlivened as he was with this his betting hour, and the approaching warfare. He had a word for every one near him, and a restlessness which would not allow him to wait for answers. I found that he was a hackney-coach proprietor, and that cockfighting was his only amusement. He thought playing at cards a waste of time, — a disgraceful kind of gambling, — and he could not endure the barbarities of a manfight, which he called " seeing two human crea- tures knock each other to pieces for other people's sport." Cockfighting was the only game ! He was steady in his business, when no cockfight was on the carpet, and idle and tacit in a public-house parlour at nights. But in the pit he was at home. Sovereigns were golden dust, which blew about in- the breath of his opinion ; and he rose into per- fect life only in the presence of ' a Shrop- shire Red,' or ' a Ginger Pile 1' " Nearly opposite to this person was a very oiderly, quiet, respectably dressed man, with a formal, low-crowned, broad brimmed hat, — a black suit of clothes, — and a dark silk umbrella. He was trying to look demure and unmoved ; but I was told that he was a clergyman, and that he would be " quite up in the stirrups" when the cocks were brought in. He forced himself to be at ease ; but I saw his small, hungry, hazel eyes quite in a fever, — and his hot, thin, vein-embossed hand, rubbing the unconscious nob of his umbrella in a way to awaken it from the dead : — and yet all the time he was affecting the uninter- ested incurious man ! The clolh was half in his mind ! He would fain still be a clergy- man — but he had 'no spur to prick the sides of his intent!' " Another person, — very small, — very dap- 152 PIERCE EGAN'S BOOK OF SPORTS. per, — powdered like a gentleman of the old school, — with glossy grey silk stockings, high ancled shoes and buckles, — perked up against the pit, — affecting nothing, — caring for no one, — but living, revelling in the ancient sport. He bowed smartly around him, looked about with a couple of nimble bird-like eyes, — crowned one or two offered bets, — and sent the little white tip of his eitremely thin pig- tail from shoulder to shoulder, with an alacrity which showed that he was ' a hearty old cock' still ; and had neither of his little silken legs in the grave ! " The lame old gt ntleman was seated close to the mat, and sat pillowed in fatness on a truss of straw, whii h one of the feeders had procured for him, to make his position less painful. He closed a bet quietly, with the end of his crutch touching the ferule of the umbrella of a tall, gaunt, white-faced man in bright blue (a tailor as I learned) ; and thus forcibly reminded me of the conjunction of the two horse-whip bets, in Hogarth's admir- able picture of the Cockpit in his day: — except that this extended crutch gave to me a more poignant moral — a more sorrowful and acute truth ! " In one part of the place I saw sliabby old men, apparently wanting a meal, yet showing by their presence that they had mustered 5s. for an hour's sport here. In another spot I beheld blunt, sly, coarse York- shiremen, with brownish-red cheeks, short uneven features, thick bristly whiskers, and cold moist bleak-blue eyes — looking as though they were constantly out upon prey. " 1 was continuing my enquiries into the characters around me, when a young man of very slang, slight, but prepossessing appear- ance, passed me, dressed in tight kerseymeres, with a handkerchief round his knee, neat ■white cotton stockings, small shoes, a blue check waiter-looking jacket, short about the waist, and a gay 'kerchief knowingly tied on his neck. He was really a clean handsome faced young fellow, with thin but acute and regular features, small light whiskers, and with his hai;- closely cut, and neatly and 'cutely combed down upon his forehead. He had scarcely passed me before I felt some- thing rustle and chuckle by my elbow ; and turning round, saw a stout plump old ostler- I'joking man carry a white ba;; past me, which by the struggle and vehement motion inside, I guessed to be one of the brave birds for the battle. The two men stepped u{,on the mat, and the hubbub was huge and instantaneous. ' Two to one on Nash !' ' A guinea on Nash !' • Nash a crown !' only sounds like these were beard (for the bets are laid on the setters-to), till the Hoise aroused a low mttscii/ar-brooding chuckle in the bag, which seemed to show that the inmate was rousing into anger even at the voice of man ! From the opposite door a similar processijn entered. The oetter-to (Fleming by came) was dressed much in the same manner, but he appeared less attractive than young Nag' (the name of the young man I have just men- tioned.) He certainly was not so smart a fellow, but there was an honesty and a neat- ness in his manner and look, which pleased me much. The chuckle of the cock in the one bag was answered deeply and savagely from the other — and the straw seemed spurned in the narrow cell, as though the spirit that struck it would not be contained. " Nash's bag was carefully untied, and Nash himself took out one of the handsomest birds I think I ever beheld. I must have leave to try tny hand at a description of a game cock ! "He was a red and black bird — slim, masculine, trimmed — yet with feathers glossy., as though the sun shone only upon his ner- vous wings. His neck arose out of the bag, snakelike, — terrible — as if it would stretch upward to the ceiling ; his body followed, compact, strong, and beautiful, and his long dark-blue sinewy legs came forth, clean, — handsome, — shapely, determined, — iron- like ! The silver spur was on each heel, of an inch and a half in length — tied on in the most delicate and neat manner. His large vigorous beak showed aquiline, — eagle-like ; and his black dilating eyes took in all around him, and shone so intensely brilliant, that they looked like jewels. Their light was that of thoughtful, sedate, and savage courage .' His comb was cut close — his neck trimmed — his wings clipped, pointed, and strong. The feathers on his back were of the very glossiest red, and appeared to be the only ones which were left untouched ; for the tail was docked triangularvfise like a hunter's. The gallant bird clucked defiance — and looked as if he •■ had in him something dangerous !' Nash gave him to Fleming, who held him up above his head— examined his beak — his wings — his legs — while a person read to him the description of the bird from paper— and upon finding all correct, he delivered the rich feathered warrior back to Nash, and pro- ceeded to produce Lis own bird for a similar examination " But I must sj.eak of the senior Nash, — the old man, -tin- feeder. When again may I have an opportunity of describing him ? and what ought a paper upon * cocking' to be accounted worth, — if it fail to contain some sketch, however slight, of old Nash? He wore a smock-frock, and was clumsily though potently built ; his shoulders being ample, and of a rotundity resembling a wool-pack. His legs were not equal to his bulk. He was un- conversational almost to a fault — and never made any the slightest remark that did not appertain to cocks and cocking. His narrow, damp, colourless eye, twinkled a cold satis- faction when a bird of promise made good work on the mat ; and sometimes, though seldom, he was elevated into the proffer of a moderate bet — but generally he leaned over tiie rails of a small gallery, running parallel PIERCE EGANS BOOK OF SPORTS. 153 Tvitli his coop, and stooping attentively to- ward the pit, watclied tiie progress of the battle. I made a remark to Tom and INIr. D , that I thought him extremely like a cock. Tom was intent upon Fleming, and could not hear me ; but Mr. D. was delighted at the observation, which seemed to him one of some aptitude. Old Nash's beaked nose drawn close down over his mouth, — his red forehead and gills, — his round body, — and blue thin legs ; and his silver-grey, scanty, feathery hair lying like a plumage over his head — all proved him cock-like ! This man, thought I, has been cooped up in pens, or penned up in coops, until he has become shaped, coloured, mannered like the bird he has been feeding. I should scarcely have been surprised, if Mr. D. had told me that old Nash crowed when the light first dawned over the ancient houses of Tufton-street, in a summer morning ! I warrant me he pecked bread and milk to some tune ; and perchance slept upon a perch ! " But Fleming lifted his bird from the bag, and my whole mind was directed his way. This was a yellow bodied black winged, handsome cock, — seemingly rather slight, but elastic and muscular. He was restless at the sight of his antagonist, but quite silent — and old Nash examined Iiim most caiefully by the paper, deliverin.°; him up to Fleming upon finding him answer to his description. The setters-to then smoothed their birds, handled them— wetted th^ir fingers and moist- ened their bandaged ank'es where the spurs were fastened — held them up opposite to each other — and thus pampered tiieir courage, and prepared them for the combat. " The mat was cleared, of all persons ex- cept Fleming and young Nash. The betting- went on vociferously. The setters-to taunted each the birds with other's presence — allowed them to strike at each other at a distance — put them on tlie mat facing each other— encour- aged and fed their crowing and mantling until they were nearly dangerous to hold — and then loosed them against each other, for the fatal fight. " The first terrific dart into attitude was indeed strikingly grand and beautiful — and the wary sparring, watching, dodging, for the first cut, was extremely curious. Tliey were beak-point to beak-point, — until they dashed up< in one tremendous flirt — mingling their jiowerful rustling wings and nervous heels in one furious confused mass. The leap, — the fire, — the passion of strength, the certaminis Haudia, — were fierce and loud! The parting was another kind of thing every way. I can compare the sound of the first flight to no- thing less than that of a wet umbrella forced suddenly open. The separation was death like. The yellow or rather the gin:er bird staggered out of the close — drooping — dismantled — bleeding! He was struck! — Fleming and Nash severally took their birds, examined them for a moment, and then set them again opposite to each other. The hand- ling of the cocks was as delicate as if they had been made of foam, froth, or any other most perishable matter. Fleming's bird staf- ered towards his opponent but he was hit dreadfully — and ran like a drunken man, tottering on his breast, sinking back on his tail ! — while Nash's, full of fire and irritated courage, gave the finishing stroke that clove every particle of life in twain. The brave bird thus killed, dropped at once from the ' gallant bearing and proud mien,' to the re- laxed, draggled, motionless object that lay in bleeding ruin on the mat. I sighed and looked thoughtful — when the tumult of the betters startled me into a consciousness of the scene at which I was present, and made me feel how poorly timed was thought amid the characters around me. " The victor cock was carried by me in all his pride — slightly scarred, — but evidently made doubly fierce and muscular by the short encounter he had been engaged in. He seemed to have grown to double the size ! His eyes were larger. ' Tlie paying backward and forward of money won and lost, occupied the time until the two Nashes ajiain descendijj with iinother cock. " Sometimes the first blow was fatal — at another time the contest was long and doubt- ful, and the cocks showed all the obstinate courage, weariness, distress, and brcathless- ness, which mark the struggles of experienced pugilists I saw the beak open, the tongue palpitate — the wing drag on the mat. I noticed the legs tremble, and the body topple over upon the breats, — the eye grow dim, and even a perspiration break out upon the feathers of the back. When a battle lasted long, and the cocks lay helpless near or upon each otlier, — one of the feeders counted ten, and tlien the birds were separated and set-to at the chalk. If the beaten bird does not fight while forty is counted, and the other pecks or shows signs of battle, the former is declared conqueror. " Such is cockfighting. Tom proposed showing me the coops; and ( instantly ac- cepted his proposal, and followed him up the stairs. " A covering was hung before each pen : so that I heard, rather than saw, the cocks. But it was feeding time; and I beheld innu- merable rocky beaks and sparkling eyes at work in the troughs — and the stroke of the beak in taking up the barley was like the knock of a manly knuckle on a table. Old Nash was mixing bread and milk for his feathered family. But I have done!" At Lima (in South America) the diversion of cocK-FiGiiTiNG is followed with great avidity ; there it was not under any regulation till 1762, the duties of society were not only neglected by many individuals, but thire were Ia4 PIERCE EGAN'S UOOK OF Sl'OKTS. continual disputes among the amateurs. At length the little square of St. Catherine, near the walls of the city, was fixed upon for this amusement only. It is observed that the brook running here, and the gardens which almost surround this spot, the goodness of air, &c., render the situation most delightful. The building in which the sport is carried on forms a kind of amphitheatre; the seats naturally ascend, leaving nine open spaces between them for the spectators, who stand. On the outside of the amphitheatre is a very commodious stair-case, which leads to the upper galleries, twenty-nine in number, not including that of the judge, which is distin- guished by its decorations and its magnitude. Here this amusement is permitted not only two days in the week, but on Saint's days and on Sundays ; the seats in the corridors are let at different prices, but the spectators who stand in the nine open spaces between the area and the galleries are admitted gratis. Notwithstanding the crowd is often immense, no disorders occur, as the judge who decrees the prizes to the winners has always a guard with him to enforce his authority. Dice, and that little pugnacious animal the COCK, are the chief instruments employed by the numerous nations of the East to relax their minds and afford amusement, to which the Chinese, who are desperate gamesters, add the use of cards. When all other property is played away, the Asiatic gambler scruples not to stake his wife or his child on the cast of a die, or the courage and strength of a martial bird ; if still unsuccessful, the last venture he stakes is himself! In the island of Ceylon, cock-fighting is carried to a great height. The Sumatrans are fond of the use of dice. A strong spirit of play characterizes a Malayan. To discharge their gambling debts, the Siamese sell their possessions, their wives, and at length them- selves. The following/asA (but rather coarse) chant am.ongst the cockers, was, some years since, in great request at Wednesbury, vulgarly called WEDGEBURY COCKING. At Wednesbury there was a cocking, A nialch between Newton and Skrogging ; The colliers and nailers left W(irk, And all to Spittles" went jogging To see this noble sport. Many noted men there resorted. And though they'd but little money. Yet that they freely sported. Raddle tum rum turn ra, Fol do rol la lal la, Raddle tum rum tum rai Fol dc rol la lal la. There was Jeff'ry and Bohurn from Hampton, And Dui-ly, fron\ Bilslone, was tliere, Frumity he came from Darlaston, He was as rude as a bear : And there was old Will from Walsal, And Smacker from West Bromwi>h came; Blind Dobbin he came from Rowley, And stagg«r'"g he went home. Raddle tum, &c. Ruff Mory came limping -"long, ^i ihough he'd some cripple been mock'cg T» join the blackguard throng That met at Wednesbury cocking; He borrow'd a iritie of Uoll, To back old Tavener's grey. He laid fourpence half-penny to fourpence Lost, and went broken away. Raddle tum, &c. But soon he returned to Oie pit, ior he boirow'd a trifle more money. And ventur'-t another bet Along with blubber-month Ccney ; When Coney deinanded the money. As was usual upon such occasion.'., He cried, " B— st yon, if you don't hold youi rattl«, I'll pay thee as Paul paid the Ephesians." Raddle tum, &c. Skrogging's breeches were made of nankeen, And worn very thin in the groin ; In stooping to handle his cock. His linen hung out behind. Besides, his shirt-tail was be— Which 'casioned a great laughter ; Skrogging turn'd himself round in a pet. And cried, " B— st yon what's the matter 1 Raddle tum, &c. The morning's sport being over. Old Spittle a dinner proclaimed, That each man should dine for a groat. If he grumbled lie ought to be damn'd ; For there was plenty of beef, But Spittle he swore by his troth. The devil a man should dine, "Till he'd eaten his noggin of broth. Raddle tum, &c. The beef it was old and tough, Of a bull that was baited to death; Bunny Hide got a lump in his throat. That had like to have slopped his breath : The company fell in contusion To see poor Bunny Hide choke ; They took him into the kitchen. And held his head over the smoke. Raddle turn, &c. They held him so close to the fire That he frizzled just like a beef-steak, Then threw him down on the floor. And had like to have broken his neck ; One gave him a kick on the stomach. Another a thump on tiie brow ; His wife cried, "Throw him in the st.-ible. And he'll be better just now." Raddle tum, &c. Then soon they returned to the pit. And the fighting went on again ; Six battles were won on each side. The next was to dfcide the main ; For these were two famous cocks As ever that counti^ bred, Skrogging's a d>ick-wing black And Newton's a a wing red. Raddle tum, &c. The conflict was hard on each side, Till brassy wing blacky was chok'd. The colliers were uationly vex'd. And the nailers were all provok'd; Peter Stephens he swore a great oath. That Skrogging had playd his cock foul, Skrogging gave him a kick in the * * *> And cried, " lea, G— d damn thy soul.' Raddle tum, &c. Tlie company rose in disorder, A bloody fight ensued. Kick, • • • *, and bite, was the word. Till the Walsal men subdued ; Ruff Mory bit off a man'f. nose. It's a wonder no one was slain, They tiampled both cocks to death, And so they made a draw main, Raddle tum &ti PIERCE i:gans book of sports. 155 The cock-pit Mas near to the church, An ornament to the town, On one side an old coal-pit. The other was well goss'd round : Peter Hadley peep'd through the goss. In order to see them fight; Spittle jobb'd his eye out with a fork, And cried, ' B— st thee, it served thee right.' Raddle tuni) &c. Some people may think this is strange. Who Wednesbury never knew, But those who have ever been there Won't have the least doubt but it's true ; For they are all savage by nature. And guilty of deeds the most shocking, Jack Baker whacked his own father. And so ended Wednesbury cocking. Raddle turn, &€. The Fox-chasf of the Sea. The Sport of Sports (observes Captain Hai.l, in his " Fragments of Voyages and Travels," a inost amusing and interesting work, recently published,) is furnished by Jack's hereditary enemy, the Shark. " Tlie lunarian, busy taking distances, crams bis sextant hastily into his case ; the computer, working out his longitude, shoves his books on one side ; the marine officer abandons his eternal flute ; the doctor starts from his nap ; the purser resigns the complete book ; and every man and boy, however en- gaged, rushes on deck to see the villain die. Even the monkey, if there be one on board, takes a vehement interest in the whole progress of this wild scene. I remember once observ- ing Jacko running backwards and forwards along the afterpart of the poop hammock-net- ting, grinning, screaming, and chattering at such a rate, that, as it was nearly calm, he was heard all over the decks. ' What's the matter with you, master Mona,' said the quar- ter-master (for the animal came from Teneriffe, and preserved his Spanish cognomen). Jacko replied not. but merely stretched his head over the railing, stared with his eyes almost burst- ing from his head, and by the intensity of his grin bared his teeth and gums nearly from ear to ear. ' Messenger, run to the cook for a piece of pork,' cries the captain, taking com- mand with as much glee as if it had been an enemy's cruiser he was about to engage. ' Where's your hook, quarter-master?' 'Here, sir, here ! cries the fellow, feeling the point, and declaring it as sharp as any lady's needle ; and in the next instant piercing with it a huge junk of rusty pork, weighing four or five pounds — for nothing, scarcely, is too large or too high in flavour for the stomach of a shark ; the hook, which is as thick as one's little linger, has a curvature about as large as that of a man's hand when half closed, and is from six to eight inches in length, with a formidable barb; this fierce-looking grappling- iron is furnished with three or four feet of chain, a precaution which is absolutely ne- cessary ; for a voracious shark will sometimes gabble the bait so deep into his stomach, that. but for the chain, he would snap through the rope by which the hook is held, as easily as if he were nipping the head off an asparagus. " A shark, like a midshipman, is generally very hungry; but, in the rare cases when he is not in good appetite he sails slowly up to the bait, smells to it, and gives it a poke with his shovel-nose, turning it over and over. He then edges off to the right or left, as if he ap- prehended mischief, but soon returns again to enjoy the delicious haut-gout, as the sailors term the flavour of the damaged pork, of which a piece is always selected, if it can be found. While this coquetry, or shyness, is exhibited by Jack Shark, the whole afterpart of the ship is so clustered with heads, that not an inch of spare room is to be had for love or money ; the rigging, the mizen top, and even the gaff, out to the very peak ; the hammock-nettings,, and the quarters, almost down to the counter., are stuck over with breathless spectators', speaking in whispers, if they venture to speak at all, or can find leisure for any thing but fixing their gaze on the monster, who as yet is free to roam the ocean, but who, they trust, will soon be in their po^yer. I have seen this go on for an hour together, alter which the shark has made up his mind to have nothing to say to us, and either swerved away to windward, if there be any breeze at all, or dived so deep that his place could be detected only by a faint touch or flash of white, many fathoms down. The loss of a Spanish galloon, in chase, I am persuaded, could hardly cause more bitter regret, or call forth more intem- perate expressions of anger and impatience. On the other hand, I suppose the first symp- tom of an enemy's flag, coming down in the fight, was never hailed with greater joy than is felt by a ship's crew on the shark turning round to seize the bait. A greedy whisper of delight passes from mouth to mouth ; every eye is lighted up, and such as have not bronzed their cheeks, by too long exposure to sun and wind, may be seen to alter their hue from pale to red, and back to pale again, like the tints of the dying dolphin. " When a bait is towed astern of a ship that has any motion through the water at all, it is necessarily brought to the surface, or nearly so. This of course obliges the shark to bite at it from below ; and, as his mouth is placed under his chin, not over it, like that of a christian, he must turn nearly on his back before he can seize the floating piece of meat in which the hook is concealed. Even if he does not turn completely round, he is forced to slue himself, as it is called, so far as to show some portion of his white belly. The instant the white skin flashes on the sight of the expectant crew, a subdued cry, or murmur of satisfaction, is heard amongst the crowd, but no one speaks, for fear of alarming the shark. '* Sometimes, at the very instant the bait is cast over the stern, the shark flies at it with such eagerness, that he actually springs parti" lo6 IMEUCK KGAN'S UOOK OF SPOUTS. out of llie water: I'lis, itowever, is rare. On these occasions hi* sjoiices tlie bait, the hook, and a foot or two of ihe chain, without any liiaftication or delay, and darts off with his trcHcherous prize with such prodigious velocity and forte, that it niaives the rope crack again, as soon as tlie wliole coil is drawn out; In general, however, he goes more leisurely to \vork, and seenns rather to suck in the bait than to bite at it. Much dexterity is required in the hand which holds the line at this mo- ment ; for a bungler is apt to be too precipi- tate, and to jerk away the hook before it has Rot far enough down the shark's maw. Our greedy friend, indeed, is never disposed to relinquish what may once have passed his formidable batteries of teeth ; but the hook, by a premature tug of the line, may fix itself in a part of the jaw so weak, that it gives way in the violent struggle which always follows. The secret of the sport is to let the voracious monster gulp down the huge mess of pork, and then to give the rope a violent pull, by which the barbed point, quitting the edge of the bait, buries itself in the coats of the vic- tim's throat, or stomach. As the shark is not a personage to submit patiently to such treat- ment, it will not be well for any one whose foot happens to be accidentally on the coil of the rope, for, when the hook is first fixed, it spins out like the log-line of a ship going twelve knots. " The suddenness of the jerk with which the poor devil is brought up when he has roa.thcd the lenj:th of his tether, often turns liim quite over on the surface of the waiei. Then commence the loud cheers, taunts, and other sounds of rage and triumph, so long Suppressed. A steady pull is insufficient to cairy away the line, but it sometimes happens that the violent struggle of the shark, when t;)o speedily drawn up, snaps either the rope or the hook, and so he gets off to digest (he remainder as he best can. It is accord- in