1'3 j ilnl i#nl a K C,: TI'~::= " c, ~ c O J1 ~ t Ilt#BflRltUHUUBBBt#lilllllllillllllll ilgEi E. i -:o — c,; J? i~ c; s tftflltlftf811IllillllllllliiiP1 a i~ t r tftlWI111l#lu##mtI#IHllflltBBRHllli.-j (ii iy~ II 1~-"j; isi; ij8a il// i:, FR( )NTISPlE (CE TO THE ORI() G(TINAL EDITI()N Zelot-pia Democritus Abderites SoLitodo THE AN-AT IOMY OF 4 ME L ANCHOLY luwzt it. z', &itsd all7/i t'/lczul, ciaves, g IQ.7 iZE r/ togl~ptoyflO s ~6 eh the ares oe it. in thiee Partitions with tlieit- several Sections, nm- bers & s-absect(ions. /Iof flbsait lly opened & cut zp. BY _ / a Jatairiczza/'Prefo c/adiw;iJ to thi fllowing JDzsoaire. 1TW;iBt&] ~jirn, correctedl aM.d azgmelrtetd by the 4atiwr. _ _a ldit iv m qza5 zircs ait aie i/;i Ina-morato lf= —— _ U U;~_ ypocor /. S1nperstitiosus I DO]nocAltS fli -iaacus Bocat We MO ()?,X?lJ ii'."[-Es'. Z i'FLoct. e ]lebor Tioted a cre to bes old b Thora~l~egc fioor THE ANATOMY OF MELANCHOLY, WHATT IT IS, WITH ALL THE KINDS, CAUSES, SYMPTOMS, PROGNOSTICS, AND SEVERAL CURES OF IT. IN THREE PARTITIONS. WITH THEIR SEVERAL SECTIONS, MEMBERS, AND SUBSECTIONS, PHILOSOPHICALLY, MEDICALLY, HISTORICALLY OPENED AND CUT UP, BY DEMOCRITUS JUNIOR. WITH A SATIRICAL PREFACE, CONDUCING TO THE FOLLOWING DISCOURSE. CORRECTED1 AND ENRICHED BY TRANSLATIONS OF THE NUMEROUS CLASSICAL EXTRACTS. BY DEMOCRITUS MINOR. TO WHICH IS PREFIXED AN ACCOUNT OF THE AUTHOR. Omne tulit punctum, qui miscuit utile dulci. He that joins instruction with delight, Profit with pleasure, carries all the votes. PHILADELPHIA: J. W. MOORE, 193 CHESTNUT STREET. NEW YORK: JOHN WILEY, 161 BROADWAY. 1850. ( iii ) HONORATISSIMO DOMINO, NON MINVS VIRTUTE SUA, QUAM GENERIS SPLENDORE, ILLVSTRISSIMO, GEORGIO BERKLEIO, MILITI DE BALNEO, BARONI DE BERKLEY, MOUBREY, SEGRAVE, D. DE BRUSE, DOMINO SUO MULTIS NOMINIBUS OBSERVANDO, HANG SUAM MEIANCHOLIE ANATOMEN, JAM SEXTO REVISAM, D.D. DEMOCRITUS JUNIOR. (iv) ADVERTISE ENT TO THE LAST LONDON EDITION. THIE work now restored to public notice has had an extraordinary fate. At the time of its original publication it obtained a great celebrity, which continued more than half a century. During that period few books were more read, or more deservedly applauded. It was the delight of the learned, the solace of the indolent, and the refuge of the uninformed. It passed through at least eight editions, by which the bookseller, as WooD records, got an estate; and, notwithstanding the objection sometimes opposed against it, of a quaint style, and too great an accumulation of authorities, the fascination of its wit, fancy, and sterling sense, have borne down all censures, and extorted praise from the first writers in the English language. The grave JOHNSON has praised it in the warmest terms, and the ludicrous STERNE has interwoven many parts of it into his own popular performance. MILTON did not disdain to build two of his finest poems on it; and a host of inferior writers have emtbellished their works with beauties not their own, culled from a performance which they had not the justice even to mention. Change of times, and the frivolity of fashion, suspended, in some degree, that fame which had lasted near a century; and the succeeding generation affected indifference towards an author, who at length was only looked into by the plunderers of literature, the poachers in obscure volumes. The plagiarisms of Tristram Shandy, so successfully brought to light by DR. FERRIAR, at length drew the attention of the public towards a writer, who, though then little known, might, without impeachment of modesty, lay claim to every mark of respect; and inquiry proved, beyond a doubt, that the calls of justice had been little attended to by others, as well as the facetious YORICK. WooD observed, more than a century ago, that several authors had unmercifully stolen matter from BURTON without any acknowledgment. The time, however, at length arrived, when ihe merits of the Anatomy of Jelancholy were to receive their due praise. The book was again sought for and read, and again it became an applauded performance. Its excellencies once more stood confessed, in the increased price which every copy offered for sale produced; and the increased demand pointed out the necessity of a new edition. This is now presented to the public in a manner not disgraceful to the memory of the author; and the publisher relies with confidence, that so valuable a repository of amusement and information will continue to hold the rank to which it has been restored, firmly supported by its own merit, and safe from the influence and blight of any future caprices of fashion. To open its valuable mysteries to those who have not had the advantage of a classical education, translations of the countless quotations from ancient writers which occur in the work, are now for the first time given, and obsolete orthography is in all instances modernized. ACCOUNT OF THE AUTHIOR. ROBERT BURTON was the son of Ralph Burton, of an ancient and genteel family at Lindley, in Leicestershire, and was born there on the 8th of February 1576.7 He received the first rudiments of learning at the free school of Sutton Coldfield, in Warwickshire,t from whence he was, at the age of seventeen, in the long vacation,'1593, sent to Brazen Nose College, in the condition of a commoner, where he made considerable progress in logic and philosophy. In 1599 he was elected student of Christ Church, and, for form's sake, was put under the tuition of Dr. John Bancroft, afterwards Bishop of Oxford. In 1614 he was admitted to the reading of the Sentences, and on the 29th of November, 1616, had the vicarage of St. Thomas, in the west suburb of Oxford, conferred on him by the dean and canons of Christ Church, which, with the rectory of Segrave, in Leicestershire, given to him in the year 1636, by George, Lord Berkeley, he kept, to use the words of the Oxford antiquary, with much ado to his dying day. He seems to have been first beneficed at Walsby, in Lincolnshire, through the munificence of his noble patroness, Frances, Countess Dowager of Exeter, but resigned the same, as he tells us, for some special reasons. At his vicarage he is remarked to have always given the sacrament in wafers. Wood's character of him is, that " he was an exact mathematician, a curious calculator of nativities, a general read scholar, a thorough-paced philologist, and one that understood the surveying of lands well. As he was by many accounted a severe student, a devourer of authors, a melancholy and humorous person; so by others, who knew him well, a person of great honesty, plain dealing and charity. I have heard some of the ancients of Christ Church often say, that his company was very merry, facete, and juvenile; * His elder brother was William Burton, the Leicestershire antiquary, born 24th August, 1,i75, educated at Sutton Coldfield, admitted commoner, or gentleman commoner, of Brazen Nose College, 1591; at the Inner Temple, 20th May, 1593; B. A. 22d June, 1594; and afterwards a barrister and reporter in the Court of Common Pleas. "But his natural genius," says Wood, "leading him to the studies of heraldry, genealogies, and antiquities, he became excellent in those obscure and intricate matters; and look upon him as a gentleman, was accounted, by all that knew him, to be the best of his time for those studies, as may appear by his' Description of Leicestershire.' iHis weak constitution not permitting him to follow business, he retired into the country, and his greatest work, "The Description of Leicestershire," was published in folio, 1622. He died at Falde, after suffering much in the civil war, 6th April, 1645, and was buried in the parish church belonging thereto, called Hanbury. t This is Wood's account. His will says, Nuneaton; but a passage in this work [see fol. 304,] mentions Sutton Coldfield: probably he may have been at both schools. A2 vi Jlccount of the.Juthor. and no man in his time did surpass him for his ready and dexterous interlarding his common discourses among them with verses from the poets, or sentences from classic authors; which being then all the fashion in the University, made his company the more acceptable." He appears to have been a universal reader of all kinds of books, and availed himself of his multifarious studies in a very extraordinary manner. From the information of Hearne, we learn that John Rouse, the Bodleian librarian, furnished him with choice books for the prosecution of his work. The subject of his labour and amusement, seems to have been adopted from the infirmities of his own habit and constitution. Mr. Granger says, " He composed this book with a view of relieving his own melancholy, but increased it to such a degree, that nothing could make him laugh, but going to the bridge-foot and hearing the ribaldry of the bargemen, which rarely failed to throw him into a violent fit of laughter. Before he was overcome with this horrid disorder, he, in the intervals of his vapours, was esteemed one of the most facetious companions in the University." His residence was chiefly at Oxford; where, in his chamber in Christ Church College, he departed this life, at or very near the time which he had some years before foretold, from the calculation of his own nativity, and which, says Wood, " being exact, several of the students did not forbear to whisper among themselves, that rather than there should be a mistake in the calculation, he sent up his soul to heaven through a slip about his neck." Whether this suggestion is founded in truth, we have no other evidence than an obscure hint in the epitaph hereafter inserted, which was written by the author himself, a short time before his death. His body, with due solemnity, was buried near that of Dr. Robert Weston, in the north aisle which joins next to the choir of the cathedral of Christ Church, on the 27th of January 1639-40. Over his grave was soon after erected a comely monument, on the upper pillar of the said aisle, with his bust, painted to the life. On the right hand is the following calculation of his nativity: 0'e y Ei3 u. natus B. 3~9 r1576, 8 Feb. a ttw~- I hor. 3, scrup. 16. (f2 s1 ^< long. 220 0' O f.' v. ctpolus 510 30" h(, *3'1'/- 5 -^ — ^s 95 Account of the author. and under the bust, this inscription of his own composition:Paucis notus, paucioribus ignotus, Hic jacet Democritus junior Cui vitam dedit et mortem Melancholia Ob. 8 Id. Jan. A. C. Mrcxxxrx. Arms:-Azure on a bend 0. between three dogs' heads 0. a crescent G. A few months before his death, he made his will, of which the following is a copy: EXTRACTED FROM THE REGISTRY OF THE PREROGATIVE COURT OF CANTERBURY. In nomine Dei Amen. August 15th One thousand six hundred thirty nine because there be so many casualties to which our life is subject besides quarrelling and contention which happen to our Successors after our Death by reason of unsettled Estates I Robert Burton Student of Christchurch Oxon. though my means be but small have thought good by this my last Will and Testament to dispose of that little which I have and being at this present I thank God in perfect health of Bodie and Mind and if this Testament be not so formal according to the nice and strict terms of Law and other Circumstances peradventure required of which I am ignorant I desire howsoever this my Will may be accepted and stand good according to my true Intent and meaning First I bequeath Animam Deo Corpus Terre whensoever it shall please God to call me I give my Land in Higham which my good Father Ralphe Burton of Lindly in the County of Leicester Esquire gave me by Deed of Gift and that which I have annexed to that Farm by purchase since, now leased for thirty eight pounds per Ann. to mine Elder Brother William Burton of Lindly Esquire during his life and after him to his Heirs I make my said Brother William likewise mine Executor as well as paying such Annuities and Legacies out of my Lands and Goods as are hereafter specified I give to my nephew Cassibilan Burton twenty pounds Annuity per Ann. out of my Land in Higham during his life to be paid at two equall payments at our Lady Day in Lent and Michaelmas or if he be not paid within fourteen Days after the said Feasts to distrain on any part of the Ground or on any of my Lands of Inheritance Item I give to my Sister Katherine Jackson during her life eight pounds per Ann. Annuity to be paid at the two Feasts equally as above said or else to distrain on the Ground if she be not paid after fourteen days at Lindly as the other some is out of the said Land Item I give to my Servant John Upton the Annuity of Forty Shillings out of my said Farme during his life (if till then my Servant) to be paid on Michaelmas day in Lindley each year or else after fourteen days to distrain Now for my goods I thus dispose them First I give an Cth pounds to Christ Church in Oxford where I have so long lived to buy five pounds Lands per Ann. to be Yearly bestowed on Books for the Library Item I give an hundredth pound to the University Library of Oxford to be bestowed to purchase five pound Land per Ann. to be paid out Yearly on Books as Mrs. Brooks formerly gave an hundred pounds to buy Land to the same purpose and the Rent to the same use I give to my Brother George Burton twenty pounds and my watch I give to my Brother Ralph Burton five pounds Item I give to the Parish of Sea. grave in Leicestershire where I am now Rector ten pounds to be given to a certain Feoffees to the perpetual good of the said Parish Oxon* Item I give to my Niece Eugenia Burton One hundredth pounds Item I give to my Nephew Richard Burton now Prisoner in London an hundredth pound to redeem him Item I give to the Poor of Higham Forty Shillings where my Land is to the poor of Nuneaton where I was once a Grammar Scholar three pound to my Cousin Purfey of Wadlake [Wadley] my Cousin Purfey of Calcott my Cousin Hales of Coventry my Nephew Bradshaw of Orton twenty shillings a piece for a small remembrance to Mr. Whitehall Rector of Cherkby myne own Chamber Fellow twenty shillings I desire my Brother George and my Cosen Purfey of Calcott to be the Overseers of this part of my Will I give moreover five pounds to make a small Monument for my Mother where she is buried in London to my Brother Jackson forty shillings to my Servant John Upton forty shillings besides his former Annuity if he be my Servant till I die if he be till then my Servantt-ROBERT BURTON-Charles Russell Witness-John Pepper Witness. e So in the Register. t So in the Register. viij J.ccount of the Juthor. An Appendix to this my Will if I die in Oxford or whilst I am of Christ Church and with good Mr. Paynes August the Fifteenth 1639. I give to Mr. Doctor Fell Dean of Christ Church Forty Shillings to the Eight Canons twenty Shillings a piece as a small remembrance to the poor of St. Thomas Parish Twenty Shillings to Brasenose Library five pounds to Mr. Rowse of Oriell Colledge twenty Shillings to Mr. Heywood xxs. to Dr. Metcalfe xxs. to Mr. Sherley xxs. If I have any Books the University Library hath not, let them take them If I have any Books our own Library hath not, let them take them I give to Mrs. Fell all my English Books of Husbandry one excepted to her Daughter Mrs. Katherine Fell my Six Pieces of Silver Plate and six Silver spoons to Mrs. Iles my Gerards Herball To Mrs. Morris my Country Farme Translated out of French 4. and all my English Physick Books to Mr. Whistler the Recorder of Oxford I give twenty shillings to all my fellow Students Mrs of Arts a Book in fol. or two a piece as Master Morris Treasurer or Mr. Dean shall appoint whom I request to be the Overseer of this Appendix and give him for his pains Atlas Geografer and Ortelius Theatrum Mond' I give to John Fell the Dean's Son Student my Mathematical Instruments except my two Crosse Staves which i give to my Lord of Donnol if he be then of the House To Thomas Iles Doctor Iles his Son Student Saluntch on Paurrhelia and Lucian's Works in 4 Tomes If any books be left let my Executors dispose of them with all such Books as are written with my own hands and half my Melancholy Copy for Crips hath the other half To Mr. Jones Chaplin and Chanter my Surveying Books and Instruments To the Servants of the House Forty Shillings ROB. BURTON-Charles Russell Witness-John Pepper Witness -This Will was shewed to me by the Testator and acknowledged by him some few days before his death to be his last Will Ita Testor John Morris S Th D. Prebendari' Eccl Chri' Oxon Feb. 3, 1639. Probatum fuit Testamentum suprascriptum, &c. 11~ 1640 Juramento Willmi Burton Fris' et Executoris cui &c. de bene et fideliter administrand. &c. coram Mag'ris Nathanaele Stephens Rectore Eccl. de Drayton, et Edwardo Farmer, Clericis, vigore commissionis, &c. The only work our author executed was that now reprinted, which probably was the principal employment of his life. Dr. Ferriar says, it was originally published in the year 1617; but this is evidently a mistake;- the first edition was that printed in 4to, 1621, a copy of which is at present in the collection of John Nichols, Esq., the indefatigable illustrator of the History of Leicestershire; to whom, and to Isaac Reed, Esq., of Staple Inn, this account is greatly indebted for its accuracy. The other impressions of it were in 1624, 1628, 1632, 1638, 1651-2, 1660, and 1676, which last, in the titlepage, is called the eighth edition. The copy from which the present is re-printed, is that of 1651-2 ^ at the conclusion of which is the following address: cTO THE READER. ((BE pleased to know (Courteous Reader) that since the last Impression of this Book, the ingenuous Author of it is deceased, leaving a Copy of it exactly corrected, with several considerable Additions by his own hand; this Copy he committed to my care and custody, with directions to have those Additions inserted in the next Edition; which in order to his command, and the Publicke Good, is faithfully performed in this last Impression." H. C. (i. e. HEN. CRIPPS.) Originating, perhaps, in a note, p. 448, 6th edit. (p. 455 of the present), in which a book is quoted as having been "printed at Paris 1624, seven years after Burton's first edition." As, however, the editions after that of 1621, are regularly marked in succession to the eighth, printed in 1676, there seems very little reason to doubt that. in the note above alluded to, either 1624 has been a misprint for 1628, or seven years for three years. The numerous typographical errata in other parts of the work strongly aid this latter supposition. .Jccount of the Author. ix The following testimonies of various authors will serve to show the estimation in which this work has been held: " The ANATOMY OF MELANCHOLY, wherein the author hath piled up variety of much excellent learning. Scarce any book of philology in our land hath, in so short a time, passed so many editions."-Fuller's Worthies, fol. 16. "'T is a book so full of variety of reading, that gentlemen who have lost their time, and are put to a push for invention, may furnish themselves with matter for common or scholastical discourse and writing."-Wood's Athenae Oxoniensis, vol. i. p. 628. 2d edit. "If you never saw BUvTON UPON MELANCHOLY, printed 1676, I pray look into it, and read the ninth page of his Preface,'Democritus to the Reader.' There is something there which touches the point we are upon; but I mention the author to you, as the pleasantest, the most learned, and the most full of sterling sense. The wits of Queen Anne's reign, and the beginning of George the First, were not a little beholden to him."- Archbishop Herring's Letters, 12mo. 1777. p. 149. BuURTON'S ANATOMY OF MELANCHOLY, he (Dr. Johnson) said, was the only book that ever took him out of bed two hours sooner than he wished to rise."-Boswell's Life of Johnson, vol. i. p. 580. 8vo. edit. "Br ITTON'S ANATOMY OF MELANCHOLY is a valuable book," said Dr. Johnson. " It is, perhaps, overloaded with quotation. But there is great spirit and great power in what Burton says when he writes from his own mind."-Ibid, vol. ii. p. 325.,"It will be no detraction from the powers of Milton's original genius and invention, to remark, that he seems to have borrowed the subject of L'Allegro and II Penseroso, together with some particular thoughts, expressions, and rhymes, more especially the idea of a contrast between these two dispositions, from a forgotten poem prefixed to the first edition of BuTroN's ANATOrMY OF MELANCHOLY, entitled,, The Author's Abstract of Melancholy; or, A Dialogue between Pleasure and Pain.' Here pain is melancholy. It was written, as I conjecture, about the year 1600. I will make no apology for hastracting and citing as much of this poem as will be sufficient to prove, to a discerning reader, how far it had taken possession of Milton's mind. The measure will appear to be the same; and that our author was at least an attentive reader of Burton's book, may be already concluded from the traces of resemblance which I have incidentally noticed in passing through the L'Allegro and 11 Penseroso."-After extracting the lines, Mr. Warton adds, as to the very elaborate work to which these visionary verses are no unsuitable introduction, the writer's variety of learning, his quotations from scarce and curious books, his pedantry sparkling with rude wit and shapeless elegance, miscellaneous matter, intermixture of agreeable tales and illustrations, and, perhaps, above all, the singularities of his feelings, clothed in an uncommon quaintness of style, have contributed to render it, even to modern readers, a valuable repository of amusement and information."- Warton's Milton, 2d edit. p. 94. (C TRE ANATOMY Or MELANCHOLY is a book which has been universally read and admired. This work is, for the most part, what the author himself styles it,'a cento;' but it is a very ingenious one. His quotations, which abound in every page, are pertinent; but if he had made more use of his invention and less of his commonplace-book, his work would perhaps have beeia more valuable than it is. He is generally free from the affected language and ridiculous metaphors which disgrace most of the books of his time."-Granger's Biographical History. LBURTON'S ANATOMY OF RMELANCHOLY, a book once the favourite of the learned and the witty, and a source of surreptitious learning, though written on a regular plan, consists chiefly of quotations: the author has honestly termed it a cento. He collects, under every division, the opinions of a multitude of writers, without regard to chronological order, and has too often the modesty to decline the interposition of his own sentiments. Indeed the bulk of his materials generally overwhelms him. In the course of his folio he has contrived to treat a great variety of topics, that seem very loosely connected with the general subject; and, like Bayle, when he starts a favourite train of quotations, he does not scruple to let the digression outrun the principal question. Thus; from the doctrines of religion to military discipline, frqot inland navigation to the morality of dancing-schools, every thing is discussed and determined."' Ferriar's Illustrations of Sterne, p. 58. 2 Rx Account of the Author. " The archness which BURTON displays occasionally, and his indulgence of playful digressions from the most serious discussions, often give his style an air of familiar conversation, notwith. standing the laborious collections which supply his text. He was capable of writing excellent poetry, but he seems to have cultivated this talent too little. The English verses prefixed to his book, which possess beautiful imagery, and great sweetness of versification, have been frequently published. His Latin elegiac verses addressed to his book, shew a very agreeable turn for raillery."-Ibid. p. 58. ", When the force of the subject opens his own vein of prose, we discover valuable sense and brilliant expression. Such is his account of the first feelings of melancholy persons, written, probably, from his own experience." [See p. 154, of the present edition.]-Ibid. p. 60. ", During a pedantic age, like that in which BURTON'S production appeared, it must have been eminently serviceable to writers of many descriptions. Hence the unlearned might furnish themselves with appropriate scraps of Greek and Latin, whilst men of letters would find their enquiries shortened, by knowing where they might look for what both ancients and moderns had advanced on the subject of human passions. I confess my inability to point out any other English author who has so largely dealt in apt and original quotation." - Manuscript note of the late George Steevens, Esq., in his copy of THE ANATOMY OF MELANCHOLY. (xj) DEMOCRITUS JUNIOR AD LIBRUM SUUM. -4-,VADE libur, qualis, non ausim dicere, fcelix, Inveniet namque ipse meis quoque plurima Te nisi feelicem fecerit Alma dies. scriptis, Vade tamen quocunque lubet, quascunque per Non leve subsidium quae sibi forsan erunt. oras, Si quis Causidicus chartas impingat in istas, Et Genium Domini fac imitere tui. Nil mihi vobiscum, pessima turba vale; I blandas inter Charites, mystamque saluta Sit nisi vir bonus, et juris sine fraude peritus, Musarum quemvis, si tibi lector erit. Tum legat, et forsan doctior inde siet. Rura colas, urbem, subeasve palatia regum, Si quis cordatus, facilis, lectorque benignus Submisse, placide, te sine dente geras. Huc oculos vertat, qum velit ipse legat; Nobilis, aut si quis te forte inspexerit heros, Candidus ignoscet, metuas nil, pande libenter, Da te morigerum, perlegat usque lubet. Offensus mendis non erit ille tuis, Est quod Nobilitas, est quod desideret heros, Laudabit nonnulla. Venit si Rhetor ineptus, Gratior haec forsan charta placere potest. Limata et tersa, et qui bene cocta petit, Si quis morosus Cato, tetricusque Senator, Claude citus librum; nulla hic nisi ferrea verba, Hunc etiam librum forte videre velit, Offendent stomachum quae minds apta suum. Sive magistratus, turn te reverenter habeto; At si quis non eximius de plebe poeta, Sed nullus; muscas non capiunt Aquile. Annue; namque istic plurima ficta leget. Non vacat his tempus fugitivurn impendere Nos sumus e numero, nullus mihi spirat Apollo, nugis, Grandiloquus Vates quilibet esse nequit. Nec tales cupio; par mihi lector erit. Si Criticus Lector, tumidus Censorque molestus, Si matrona gravis casu diverterit istuc, Zoilus et Momus, si rabiosa cohors: Illustris domina, aut te Comitissa legat: Ringe, freme, et noli tur pandere, turba maEst quod displiceat, placeat quod forsitan illis, lignis Ingerere his noli te modo, pande tamen. Si occurrat sannis invidiosa suis: At si virgo tuas dignabitur inclyta chartas Fac fugias; si nulla tibi sit copia eundi, Tangere, sive schedis haereat illa tuis: Contemnes, tacite scommata qumque feres. Da modo te facilem, et queedam folia esse me- Frendeat, allatret, vacuas gannitibus auras mento Impleat, haud cures; his placuisse nefas. Conveniant oculis qume magis apta suis. Verum age si forsan divertat purior hospes, Si generosa ancilla tuos aut alma puella Cuique sales, ludi, displiceantque joci, Visura est ludos, annue, pande lubens. Objiciatque tibi sordes, lascivaque: dices, Dic utinam nunc ipse meus* (nam diligit istas) Lasciva est Domino et Musa jocosa tuo, In praesens esset conspiciendus herus. Nec lasciva tamen, si pensitet omne; sed esto; Ignotus notusve mihi de gente togata Sit lasciva licet pagina, vita proba/est. Sive aget in ludis, pulpita sive colet, Barbarus, indoctiusque rudis spectator in istam Sive in Lycceo, et nugas evolverit istas, Si messem intrudat, fuste fugabis eum, Si quasdam mendas viderit inspiciens, Fungum pelle procul (jubeo) nam quid mihi Da veniam Authori, dices; nam plurima vellet fungo? Expungi, quae jam displicuisse sciat. Conveniunt stomacho non minus ista suo. Sive Melancholicus quisquam, seu blandus Sed nec pelle tamen; lseto omnes accipe vultu, Amator, Quos, quas, vel quales, inde vel unde viros. Aulicus aut Civis, seu bene comptus Eques Gratus erit quicunque venit, gratissimus hospes Hue appellat, age et tuto te crede legenti, Quisquis erit, facilis difficilisque mihi. Multa istic forsan non male nata leget. Nam si culparit, queedam culpasse juvabit, Quod fugiat, caveat, qu'odque amplexabitur, Culpando faciet me meliora sequi. ista Sed si laudarit, neque laudibus efferar ullis, Pagina fortassis promere multa potest. Sit satis hisce malis opposuisse bonum. At si quis Medicus coram te sistet, amice Hec sunt quae nostro placuit mandare libello, Fac circumspecte, et t sine labe geras: Et que dimittens dicere jussit Herus. * Hec comic6 dicta cave ne mal capias. (xih) DEMIOCRITUS JUNIOR TO HIS BOOK. PARAPHRASTIC METRICAL TRANSLATION. Go forth my book into the open day; Thy faults to kind oblivion he'll consign; Happy, if made so by its garish eye. Nor to thy merit will his praise refuse. O'er earth's wide surface take thy vagrant way, Thou may'st be searched for polish'd words and To imitate thy master's genius try. verse The Graces three, the Muses nine salute, By flippant spouter, emptiest of praters: Should those who love them try to con thy lore. Tell him to seek them in some mawkish verse: The country, city seek, grand thrones to boot, My periods all are rough as nutmeg graters. With gentle courtesy humbly bow before. The doggerel poet, wishing thee to read, Should nobles gallant, soldiers frank and brave Reject not; let him glean thy jests and stories. Seek thy acquaintance,hail their first advance: His brother I, of lowly sembling breed: From twitch of care thy pleasant vein may save, Apollo grants to few Parnassian glories. May laughter cause or wisdom give perchance. Menac'd by critic with sour furrowed brow, Some surly Cato, Senator austere, Momus or Troilus or Scotch reviewer: Haply may wish to peep into thy book: Ruffle your heckle, grin and growl and vow: Seem very nothing-tremble and revere: Ill-natured foes you thus will find the fewer. No forceful eagles, butterflies e'er look. When foul-mouth'd senseless railers cry thee They love not thee: of them then little seek, down, And wish for readers triflers like thyself. Reply not: fly, and show the rogues thy stern: Of ludeful matron watchful catch the beck, They are not worthy even of a frown: Or gorgeous countess full of pride and pelf. Good taste or breeding they can never learn; They may say "pish!" and frown, and yet read Or let them clamour, turn a callous ear, on: As though in dread of some harsh donkey's Cry odd, and silly, coarse, and yet amusing. bray. Should dainty damsels seek thy page to con, If chid by censor, friendly though severe, Spread thy best stores: to them be ne'er re- To such explain and turn thee not away. fusing: Thy vein, says he perchance, is all too free; Say, fair one, master loves thee dear as life; Thy smutty language suits not learned pen: Would he were here to gaze on thy sweet look. Reply, Good Sir, throughout, the context see; Should known or unknown student, freed from Thought chastens thought; so prithee judge strife again. Of logic and the schools, explore my book: Besides, although my master's pen may wander Cry mercy critic, and thy book withhold: Through devious paths, by which it ought not Be some few errors pardon'd though observ'd: stray, An humble author to implore makes bold. His life is pure, beyond the breath of slander: Thy kind indulgence, even undeserv'd, So pardon grant;'tis merely but his way. Should melancholy wight or pensive lover, Some rugged ruffian makes a hideous routCourtier, snug cit, or carpet knight so trim Brandish thy cudgel, threaten him to baste; Our blossoms cull, he'll find himself in clover, The filthy fungus far from thee cast out; Gain sense from precept, laughter from our Such noxious banquets never suit my taste. whim. Yet, calm and cautious moderate thy ire, Should learned leech with solemn air unfold Be ever courteous should the case allowThy leaves, beware, be civil, and be wise: Sweet malt is ever made by gentle fire: Thy volume many precepts sage may hold, Warm to thy friends, give all a civil bow. His well fraught head may find no trifling prize. Even censure sometimes teaches to improve, Should crafty lawyer trespass on our ground, Slight frosts have often cured too rank a crop, Caitiffs avaunt! disturbing tribe away! So, candid blame my spleen shall never move, LUnless (white crow) an honest one be found; For skilful gard'ners wayward branches lop. He'll better, wiser go for what we say. Go then, my book, and bear my words in mind; Should some ripe scholar, gentle and benign, Guides safe at once, and pleasant them you'll With candour, care, and judgment thee peruse: find. ( xii ) THE ARGUMENT OF THE FRONTISPIECE. TEN distinct Squares here seen apart, Are joined in one by Cutter's art. I. VI. Old Democritus under a tree, Beneath them kneeling on his knee, Sits on a stone with book on knee; A superstitious man you see: About him hang there many features, He fasts, prays, on his Idol fixt, Of Cats, Dogs and such like creatures, Tormented hope and fear betwixt: Of which he makes anatomy, For Hell perhaps he takes more pain, The seat of black choler to see. Than thou dost Heaven itself to gain. Over his head appears the sky, Alas poor soul, I pity thee, And Saturn Lord of melancholy. What stars incline thee so to be? II. VII. To the left a landscape of Jealousy, But see the madman rage downright Presents itself unto thine eye. With furious looks, a ghastly sight. A Kingfisher, a Swan, an Hern, Naked in chains bound doth he lie, Two fighting-cocks you may discern, And roars amain he knows not why! Two roaring Bulls each other hie, Observe him; for as in a glass, To assault concerning venery. Thine angry portraiture it was. Symbols are these; I say no more, His picture keeps still in thy presence; Conceive the rest by that's afore.'Twixt him and thee, there's no difference, III. VIII, IX. The next of solitariness, Borage and Hellebor fill two scenes, A portraiture doth well express, Sovereign plants to purge the veins By sleeping dog, cat: Buck and Doe, Of melancholy, and cheer the heart, Hares, Conies in the desert go:Of those black fumes which make it smart; Bats, Owls the shady bowers over, To clear the brain of misty fogs, In melancholy darkness hover. Which dull our senses, and Soul clogs. Mark well: If't be not as't should be, The best medicine that e'er God made Blame the bad Cutter, and not me. For this malady, if well assay'd. IV. X. I'th' under column there doth stand Now last of all to fill a place, Inamorato with folded hand; Presented is the Author's face; Down hangs his head, terse and polite, And in that habit which he wears, Some ditty sure he doth indite. His image to the world appears. His lute and books about him lie, His mind no art can well express, As symptoms of his vanity. That by his writings you may guess. If this do not enough disclose, It was not pride, nor yet vain glory, To paint him, take thyself by th' nose. (Though others do it commonly) Made him do this: if you must know, v. The Printer would needs have it so. Ilypocondriacus leans on his arm, Then do not frown or scoff at it, Wind in his side doth him much harm, Deride not, or detract a whit. And troubles him full sore, God knows, For surely as thou dost by him, Much pain he hath and many woes. He will do the same again. About him pots and glasses lie, Then look upon't, behold and see, Newly brought from's Apothecary. As thou lik'st it, so it likes thee. This Saturn's aspects signify, And I for it will stand in view, You see them portray'd in the sky. Thine to command, Reader, adieu. (xiv) THE AUTHOR'S ABSTRACT OF MELANCHOLY, A.o.yw. WHEN I go musing all alone Methinks I court, methinks I kiss, Thinking of divers things fore-known. Methinks I now embrace my mistress. When I build castles in the air, 0 blessed days, 0 sweet content, Void of sorrow and void of fear, In Paradise my time is spent. Pleasing myself with phantasms sweet, Such thoughts may still my fancy move, Methinks the time runs very fleet. So may I ever be in love. All my joys to this are folly, All my joys to this are folly, Naught so sweet as melancholy. Naught so sweet as melancholy. When I lie waking all alone, When I recount love's many frights, Recounting what I have ill done, My sighs and tears, my waking nights, My thoughts on me then tyrannise, My jealous fits; 0 mine hard fate Fear and sorrow me surprise, I now repent, but'tis too late. Whether I tarry still or go, No torment is so bad as love, Methinks the time moves very slow. So bitter to my soul can prove. All my griefs to this are jolly, All my griefs to this are jolly, Naught so mad as melancholy. Naught so harsh as melancholy. When to myself I act and smile, Friends and companions get you gone, With pleasing thoughts the time beguile,'Tis my desire to be alone; By a brook side or wood so green, Ne'er well but when my thoughts and I Unheard, unsought for, or unseen, Do domineer in privacy. A thousand pleasures do me bless, No Gem, no treasure like to this, And crown my soul with happiness.'Tis my delight, my crown, my bliss. All my joys besides are folly, All my joys to this are folly, None so sweet as melancholy. Naught so sweet as melancholy. When I lie, sit, or walk alone,'Tis my sole plague to be alone, I sigh, I grieve, making great mone, I am a beast, a monster grown, In a dark grove, or irksome den, I will no light nor company, With discontents and Furies then, I find it now my misery. A thousand miseries at once The scene is turn'd, my joys are gone, Mine heavy heart and soul ensonce, Fear, discontent, and sorrows come. All my griefs to this are jolly, All my griefs to this are jolly, None so sour as melancholy. Naught so fierce as melancholy. Methinks I hear, methinks I see, I'll not change life with any king, Sweet music, wondrous melody, I ravisht am: can the world bring Towns, palaces, and cities fine; More joy, than still to laugh and smile, Here now, then there; the world is mine, In pleasant toys time to beguile? Rare beauties, gallant ladies shine, Do not, 0 do not trouble me, Whate'er is lovely or divine. So sweet content I feel and see. All other joys to this are folly, All my joys to this are folly, None so sweet as melancholy. None so divine as melancholy. Methinks I hear, methinks I see I'll change my state with any wretch, Ghosts, goblins, fiends; my phantasy Thou canst from gaol or dunghill fetch; Presents a thousand ugly shapes, My pain's past cure, another hell, Headless bears, black men, and apes, I may not in this torment dwell Doleful outcries, and fearful sights, Now desperate I hate my life, My sad and dismal soul affrights. Lend me a halter or a knife; All my griefs to this are jolly, All my griefs to this are jolly, None so damn'd as melancholy. Naught so damn'd as melancholy. (15) DEMOCRITUS JUNIOR TO THE READER. ENTLE reader, I presume thou wilt be very inquisitive to know what antic or personate actor this is, that so insolently intrudes upon this common theatre, to the world's view, arrogating another man's name; whence he is, why he doth it, and what he hath to say; although, as'he said, Primum si noluero, non respondebo, quis coacturus est? I am a free man born, and may choose whether I will tell; who can compel me? If I be urged, 1 will as readily reply as that Egyptian in 2Plutarch, when a curious fellow would needs know what he had in his basket, Quum vides velatamn quid inquiris in rem absconditam? It was therefore covered, because he should not know what was in it. Seek not after that which is hid; if the contents please thee, " 3and be for thy use, suppose the Man in' the Moon, or whom thou wilt to be the Author;" I would not willingly be known. Yet in some sort to give thee satisfaction, which is more than I need, 1 will show a reason, both of this usurped name, title, and subject. And first of the name of Democritus; lest any man, by reason of it, should be deceived, expecting a pasquil, a satire, some ridiculous treatise (as I myself should have done), some prodigious tenet, or paradox of the earth's motion, of infinite worlds, in infinito vacuo, ex fortuitd atomorum collisione, in an infinite waste, so caused by an accidental collision of motes in the sun, all which Democritus held, Epicurus and their master Lucippus of old maintained, and are lately revived by Copernicus, Brunus, and some others. Besides, it hath been always an ordinary custom, as 4 Gellius observes, 4 for later writers and impostors, to broach many absurd and insolent fictions, pnder the name of so noble a philosopher as Democritus, to get themselves credit, and by that means the more to be respected," as artificers usually do, JNovo qui marmori ascribunt Praxatilem suo.'Tis not so with me. 6 Non hic Centaurus, non Gorgonas, Iarpyasque No Centaurs here, or Gorgons look to find, Invenies, hominem pagina nostra sapit. My subject is of man and human kind. Thou thyself art the subject of my discourse. 6 Quicquid agunt homines, votum, timor, ira, voluptas, j Whate'er men do, vows, fears, in ire, in sport, Gaudia, discursus, nostri farrago libelli. Joys, wand'rings, are the sum of my report. My intent is no otherwiseto use his name, than Mercurius Gallobelgicus, Mercurius Britannicus, use the name of MIercury,'Democritus Christianus, &c.; although there be some other circumstances for which I have masked myself under this vizard, and some peculiar respect which I cannot so well express, until I have set down a brief character of this our Democritus, what he was, with an Epitome of his life. Democritus, as he is described by s Hippocrates and Laertius, was a little wearish old man, very melancholy by nature, averse from company in his latter days,10 and much given to solitariness, a famous philosopher in his age, "coaevus with Socrates, wholly addicted to his studies at the last, and to a private life: wrote many excellent works, a great divine, according to the divinity of those times, an expert physician, a politician, an excellent mathematician, as 2Diacosmus and the rest of his works do witness. He was much delighted with the studies of husbandry, saith "3 Columella, and often I find him cited by 4 Constantinus and others treating of that subject. He knew the natures, differences of all beasts, plants, fishes, birds; and, as some say, could 15understand the tunes and voices of them. In a word, he was omnifaridm doctus, a general scholar, a great student; and to the intent he might better contem1 Seneca in ludo in mortem Claudii Casaris. 8 Hip. Epist. Dameget. 9 Laert. lib 9. 10 Hor2 Lib. de Curiositate. 3 Modb hwec tibi usui sint, tulo sibi cellulam seligens, ibique seipsum includens, quenivis auctorem fingito. Wecker. 4 Lib. 10, c. vixitsolitarius. 1i Floruit Olympiade 80; 700 annis 12. Multa a male feriatis in Democriti nomine corn- post Troiain. 12 Diacos. quod cunctis operibus facile menta data, nobilitatis, auctoritatisque ejus perfugio excellit. Lairt. 1I Col. lib. 1. c. 1. 14 Const. lib. utentibus. 5 Martialis. lib. 10, epigr. 14. 6 Juv. de agric. passim. 35 Volucim voces et linguas sat. 1. 7 Auth. Pet. Besseo edit. Colonia, 1616. intelligere se dicit Abderitans Ep. Hip. 16 Democritus to the Reader. plate, 16I find it related by some, that he put out his eyes, and was in his old age voluntarily blind, yet saw more than all Greece besides, and 7writ of every subject, Mihil in toto opficio naturce, de quo non scripsit.18 A man of an excellent wit, profound conceit; and to attain knowledge the better in his younger years, he travelled to Egypt and'gAthens, to confer with learned men, 20' admired of some, despised of others." After a wandering life, he settled at Abdera, a town in Thrace, and was sent for thither to be their law-maker, Recorder, br town-clerk, as some will; or as others, he was there bred and born. Howsoever it was, there he lived at last in a garden in the suburbs, wholly betaking himself to his studies and a private life, "2Isaving that sometimes he would walk down to the haven, 2and laugh heartily at such variety of ridiculous objects, which there he saw.) Such a one was Democritus. But in the mean time, how doth this concern me, or upon what reference do I usurp his habit? I confess, indeed, that to'compare myself unto him for aught I have yet said, were both impudency and arrogancy. I do not presume to make any parallel, Jintistat mihi millibus trecentis, 23parvus sum, nullus sum, altum nec spiro, nec spero. Yet thus much I will say of myself, and that I hope without all suspicion of pride, or self-conceit, I have lived a silent, sedentary, solitary, private life, mihi et musis in the University, as long almost as Xenocrates in Athens, ad senectam fere to learn wisdom as he did, penned up most part in my study. For I have been brought up a student in the most flourishing college of Europe,24 augustissimo collegio, and can brag with 2 Jovius, almost, in eca luce domicilii Vacicani, totius orbis celeberrimi, per 37 annos multa opportunaque didici;' for thirty years I have continued (having the use of as good l61ibraries as ever he had) a scholar, and would be therefore loth, either by living as a drone, to be an unprofitable or unworthy member of so learned and noble a society, or to write that which should be any way dishonourable to such a royal and ample foundation. Something I have done, though by my profession a divine, yet turbine raptus ingenii, as 7 he said, out of a running wit, an unconstant, unsettled mind, I had a great desire (not able to attain to a superficial skill in any) to have some smattering in all, to be aliquis in omnibus, nullus in singulis,28 which 29Plato commends, out of him 30Lipsius approves and furthers, "as fit to be imprinted in all curious wits, not to be a slave of one science, or dwell altogether in one subject, as most do, but to rove abroad, centum puer artium, to have an oar in every man's boat, to 3 taste of every dish, and sip of every cup,": which, saith 2Montaigne, was well performed by Aristotle, and his learned countryman Adrian Turnebus. This roving humour (though not with like success) I have ever had, and like a ranging spaniel, that barks at every bird he sees, leaving his game, I have followed all, saving that which I should, and may justly complain, and truly, qui ubique est, nusquam est 3 which 34 Gesner did in modesty, that I have read many books, but to little purpose, for want of good method; I h. 3 rfusedly tumbled over divers authors in our libraries, with small profit, for wan, f:t, order, memory, judgment. I never travelled but in map or card, in which n 1 1:onfined thoughts have freely expatiated, as having ever been especially deligLe vith the study of Cosmography. 35Saturn was lord of my geniture, culminating.c., and Mars principal significator of manners, in partile conjunction with my ascendant; both fortunate in their houses, &c. I am not poor, I am not rich; nihil est, nihil deest, I have little, I want nothing: all my treasure is in Minerva's tower. Greater preferment as I could never get, so am I not in debt for it, I have a competence (laus Deo) from my noble and munificent patrons, though I live still a collegiate student, as Democritus in his garden, and lead a monastic life, ipse mihi theatrum, sequestered from those tumults and troubles of the world, Et tanquam in specula positus, (36 as he said) in some 2J Sabellicus exempl., lib. 10. Oculis se privavit, ut me- Hist. 26 Keeper of our college library, lately re. lius contemplationi operam daret, sublimi vir ingenio, vived by Otho Nicolson, Esquire. 27 Scaliger. profundin cogitationis, &c. 17Naturalia, moralia, 28 Somebody in everything, nobody in each thing. mathematica, liberales disciplinas, artiumque on- 29 In Theat. 30 Phil. Stoic. li. diff. 8. Dogma cunium peritiam callebat. 18 Nothing in nature's pidis et curiosis ingeniis imprimendum, ut sit talis qui power to contrive of which he has not written. nulli rei serviat, aut exacte unum aliquid elaboret, alia 19 Veni Athenas, et nemo me novit. 20 Idem con- negligens, ut artifices, &c. 31 Delibare gratum de temptui et admirationi habitus. 21 Solebat ad quocunque cibo, et pittisare de quocunque dolio juportam ambulare, et inde, &c. Hip. Ep. Dameg. cundum.' 32 Essays, lib. 3. 33 He that is a2 Perpetuorisu pulmonem agitare solebat Democritus. everywhere is nowhere. s4 Prtefat. bibliothec. Juv. Sat. 7. 23 Non sum dignus praestare matella. 36 Ambo fortes et fortunati, Mars idem magisterii'doMart. 24 Christ Church in Oxford. 25 Prefat. minus juxta primam Leovitiiregulam. 26 Hensius. Democritus to the Reader. 17 high place above you all, like Stoicus Sapiens, omnia scacua, proeterita presentiaque videns, uno velut intuitu, I hear and see what is done abroad, how others 37run, ride, turmoil, and macerate themselves in court and country, far from those wrangling lawsuits, aulce vanitatem, fori ambitionem, ridere mecum soleo: I laugh at all, 38 only secure, lest my suit go amiss, my ships perish, corn and cattle miscarry, trade decay, I have no wife nor children good or bad'to provide for. A mere spectator of other men's fortunes and adventures, and how they act their parts, which methinks are diversely presented unto me, as from a common theatre or scene. I hear new news every day, and those ordinary rumours of war, plagues, fires, inundations, thefts, murders, massacres, meteors, comets, spectrums, prodigies, apparitions, of towns taken, cities besieged in France, Germany, Turkey, Persia, Poland, &c., daily musters and preparations, and such like, which these tempestuous times afford, battles fought, so many men slain, monomachies, shipwrecks, piracies and sea-fights; peace, leagues, stratagems, and fresh alarms. A vast confusion of vows, wishes, actions, edicts, petitions, lawsuits, pleas, laws, proclamations, complaints, grievances are daily brought to our ears. New books every day, pamphlets, currantoes, stories, whole catalogues of volumes of all sorts, new paradoxes, opinions, schisms, heresies, controversies in philosophy, religion, &c. Now come tidings of weddings, maskings, mummeries, entertainments, jubilees, embassies, tilts and tournaments, trophies,, triumphs, revels, sports, plays: then again, as in a new shifted scene, treasons, cheating tricks, robberies, enormous villanies in all kinds, funerals, burials, deaths of princes, new discoveries, expeditions, now comical, then tragical matters. To-day we hear of new lords and officers created, to-morrow of some great men deposed, and then again of fresh honours conferred; one is let loose, another imprisoned; one purchaseth, another breaketh: he thrives, his neighbour turns bankrupt; now plenty, then again, dearth and famine; one runs, another rides, wrangles, laughs, weeps, &c. Thi:,I Jaily hear, and such like, both private and ptblic news, amidst the gallantry and iiisery of the world; jollity, pride, perplexities and cares, simplicity and villany; subtlety, knavery, candour and integrity, mutually mixed and offering themselves; I rub on privus privatus; as I have still lived, so I now continue, statu quo prius, left to a solitary life, and mine own domestic discontents: saving that sometimes, ne quid mentiar, as Diogenes went into the city, and Democritus to the haven to see fashions, I did for my recreation now and then walk abroad, look into the world, and could not choose but make some little observation, non tam sagax observatory ac simplex recitator,39 not as they did, to scoff or laugh at all, but with a mixed passion. 40 Bilem saep, jocum vestri movere tumultus. Ye wretched mimics, whose fond heats have been, How oft! the objects of my mirth and spleen. I did sometime laugh and scoff with Lucian, and satirically tax with. Menippus, lament with Heraclitus, sometimes again I was 41petulanti spiene chachinno, and then again, 42urere bilis jecur, I was much moved to see that abuse which I could not mend. In which passion howsoever I may sympathize with him or them,'tis for nYo such respect I shroud myself under his name; but either in an unknown habit to assume a little more liberty and freedom of speech, or if you will needs know, for that reason and only respect which Hippocrates relates at large in his Epistle to Damegetus, wherein he doth express, how coming to visit him one day, he found Democritus in his garden at Abdera, in the suburbs, 43under a shady bower, 44with a book on his knees, busy at his study, sometimes writing, sometimes walking. The subject of his book was melancholy and madness; about him lay the carcases of many several beasts, newly by him cut up and anatomised,; not that he did contemn God's creatures, as he told Iippocrates, but to find out the seat of this atra bilis, or melancholy, whence it proceeds, and how it was engendered in men's bodies, to the intent he might better cure it in himself, and by his writings and observation 37 Calide ambientes, solicite litigantes, aut misere ex- 42 Hor. lib. 1, sat. 9. 43 Secundum menia locus erat cidentes, voces, strepitum contentiones, &c. 38 Cyp. frondosis populis opacus, vitibusque sponte natis, ad Donat. Unice securus, ne excidam in foro, aut in tenuis prope aqua defluebat, placide murmurans, ubi mari Indico bonis elua, de dote filia, patrimonio filii sedile et donlus Democriti conspiciebatur. 44 Ipse non suni solicitus. 39 Not so sagacious an ob- composite considebat, super genua volumen habens} server as simple *a narrator. 4) Hor. Ep. lib. 1. et utrinque alia patentia parata, dissectaque animalia xix., 20. 41 Per. A laughter with a petulant spleen. cumulatim strata, quorum viscera rimabatur. 3 B2 18 Democritus to the Reader. 45teach others how to prevent and avoid it. Which good intent of his, Hippocrates highly commended: Democritus Junior is therefore bold to imitate, and because he left it imperfect, and it is now lost, quasi succenturiator Democriti, to revive again, prosecute, and finish in this treatise. You have had a reason of the name. If the title and inscription offend your gravity, were it a sufficient justification to accuse others, I could produce many sober treatises, even sermons themselves, which in their fronts carry more fantastical names. Howsoever, it is a kind of policy in these days, to prefix a fantastical title to a book which is to be sold; for, as larks come down to a day-net, many vain readers will tarry and stand gazing like silly passengers at an antic picture in a painter's shop, that will not look at a judicious piece. And, indeed, as 46Scaliger observes, "nothing more invites a reader than an argument unlooked for, unthought of, and sells better than a scurrile pamphlet," turn maxime cum novitas excitat 47jpalatum. "'Many men," saith Gellius, "are very conceited in their inscriptions," " and able (as 48Pliny quotes out of Seneca) to make him loiter by the way that went in haste to fetch a midwife for his daughter, now ready to lie down." For my part, I have honourable 49precedents for this which I have done: I will cite one for all, Anthony Zara, Pap. Epis., his Anatomy of Wit, in four sections, members, subsections, &c., to be read in our libraries. If any man except against the matter or manner of treating of this my subject, and will demand a reason of it, I can allege more than one; I write of melancholy, by being busy to avoid melancholy. -There is no greater cause of melancholy than idleenessno better ce than usiness as 50Rhasis holds: and howbeit, stultus labor est ineptiarum, to be busy in toys is to small purpose, yet hear that divine Seneca, aliud agere quam nihil, better do to no end, than nothing.- I wrote therefore, and busied myself in this playing labour, otiosaq; di'ig^entidi u vitarem torporem feriandi with Vectius in Macrobius, atq; otium in utile verterem negotium. 51 Simul et jucunda et idonea dicere vite, Lectorem delectando simul atque monendo. Poets would profit or delight mankind, And with the pleasing have th' instructive joined. Profit and pleasure, then, to mix with art, T' inform the judgment, nor offend the heart, Shall gain all votes. To this end I write, like them, saith Lucian, that "recite to trees, and declaim to pillars for want of auditors:" as 52 Paulus _Egineta ingenuously confesseth, " not that anything was unknown or omitted, but to exercise myself,"7 which course if some took, I think it would be good for their bodies, and much better for their souls; o1 peradventure as others do, for fame, to show myself ( Scire tuurm nihi est, nisi te scire hoc sciat alter). I might be of Thucydides' opinion, 53" to know a thing and not to express it, is all one as if he knew it not."' When I first took this task in hand, et quod ait 54ille, impellente genio negotium susceii, this I aimed at; 5 vel ut lenirem animunm scribendo, to ease my mind by writing; for I had gravidumn cor, foctum caput, a kind of imposthume in my head, which I was very desirous to be unladen of, and could imagine no fitter evacuation than this. Besides, I might not well refrain, for ubi dolor, ibi digitus, one must needs scratch where it itches. I was not a little offended with this malady, shall I say my mistress "melancholy," my E'geria, or my malus genius? and for that cause, as he that is stung with a scorpion, 1 would expel clavum clavo, Scomfort one sorrow with another, idleness with idleness, ut ex vipera' Theriacum, make an antidote out of that which was the prime cause of my disease. Or as he did, of whom 57Felix Plater speaks, that thought he had some of Aristophanes' frogs in his belly, still crying Breec, ckex, coax, coax, oop, oop, and for that cause studied physic seven years, and travelled over most part 45 Cum mundus extra se sit, et mente captus sit, et Antimony, &c. 0 Cont. 1. 4, c. 9. Non est nesciat se languere, ut medelam adhibeat. 46 Sea- cura melior quam labor. 51 Hor. De Arte Poet. liger, Ep. ad Patisonem. Nihil magis lectorem invitat 52 Non quod de novo quid addere, aut l. veteribus praequam in opinatum argumentum, neque vendibilior merx termissum, sed proprie exercitationis causa. 53 Qui est quhm petulans liber. 47 Lib. xx. c. 11. Miras novit, neque id quod sentit exprimit, perinde est ac si sequuntur inscriptionum festivitates. 48 Praefat. nesciret. 54 Jovius Praef. Hist. 56 Erasmus. Nat. Hist. Patri obstetricem parturicnti filise accersenti 5c Otium otio dolorem dolore sum solatus. 57 Obmoram injicere possunt. 49 Anatomy of Popery, servat. 1. 1. Anatomy of immortality, Angelus salas, Anatomy of Democritus to the Reader. 19 of Europe to ease himself. To do myself good I turned over such physicians as our libraries would afford, or my 68private friends impart, and have taken this pains. And why not? Cardan professeth he wrote his book, "De Consolatione" after his son's death, to comfort himself; so did Tully write of the same subject with like intent after his daughter' s departure, if it be his at least, or some impostor' s put out in his name, which Lipsius probably suspects. Concerning myself, I can peradventure affirm with Marius in Sallust, 59" that which others hear or read of, I felt and practised myself; they get their knowledge by books, I mine by melancholising." Experto crede Roberto. Something I can speak out of experience, cerumnabilis experientia me docuit; and with her in the poet, 6~Haud ignara mali miseris succurrere disco; I would help others out of a fellow-feeling; and, as that virtuous lady did of old, 6"6 being a leper herself, bestow all her portion to build an hospital for lepers," I will spend my time and knowledge, which are my greatest fortunes, for the common good of all. Yea, but you will infer that this is 62 actunz agere, an unnecessary work, cramben bis coctam apponnere, the same again and again in other words. To what purpose? "; 3Nothing is omitted that may well be said," so thought Lucian in the like theme. How many excellent physicians have written just volumes and elaborate tracts of this subject? No news here; that which I have is stolen from others, 4Dicitque mihi mea pagina fur es. If that severe doom of 65Synesius be true, "it is a greater offence to steal dead men's labours, than their clothes," what shall become of most writers? I hold up my hand at the bar among others, and am guilty of felony in this kind, habes confitentem reum, I am content to be pressed with the rest.'Tis most true, tenet insanabile multos scribendi cacoethes, and 66" there is no end of writing of books," as the Wise-man found of old, in this 67 scribbling age, especially wherein 68" the number of books is without number, (as a worthy man saith,) presses be oppressed," and out of an itching humour that every man hath to show himself, 9desirous of fame and honour (scribimus indocti doctique — ) he will write no matter what, and scrape together it boots not whence. 70" Bewitched with this desire of fame, etiam mediis in morbis, to the disparagement of their health, and scarce able to hold a pen, they must say something, " 7and get themselves a name,"r saith Scaliger, " though it be to the downfall and ruin of many others." To be counted writers, scriptores ut salutentur, to be thought and held Polumathes and Polyhistors, apud imperitum vulgus ob ventosce nomen artis, to get a paper-kingdom: nulla spe qucestus sed ampld famce, in this precipitate, ambitious age, nunc ut est sceculum, inter immaturam eruditionem, ambitiosum et prceceps (Itis 72 Scaliger's censure); and they that are scarce auditors, vix auditores, must be masters and teachers, before they be capable and fit hearers. They will rush into all learning, togatam armatam, divine, human authors, rake over all indexes and pamphlets for notes, as our merchants do strange havens for traffic, write great tomes, Cum non sint re vera doctiores, sed loquaciores, whereas they are not thereby better scholars, but greater praters. They commonly pretend public good, but as 73Gesner observes,'tis pride and vanity that eggs them on; no news or aught worthy of note, but the same in other terms..Ne feriarentur fortasse typograp7hi vel ideo scribendum est aliquid ut se vixisse testentur. As apothecaries we make new mixtures every day, pour out of one vessel into another; and as those old Romans robbed all the cities of the world, to set out their bad-sited Rome, we skim off the cream of other men's wits, pick the choice flowers of their tilled gardens to set out our own sterile plots. Castrant alios ut libros suos per se graciles alieno adipe suffarciant (so 74Jovius inveighs.) They lard their lean books with the fat of others' works. Ineruditi fures, &c. A fault that every writer finds, as I do now, and yet faulty themselves, 58 M. Joh. Rous, our Protobib. Oxon. M. Hopper, M. Eunuchi gignunt, steriles pariunt. 68 D. King Guthridge, &c. 6 Quae illi audire et legere solent, prefat. lect. Jonas, the late right reverend Lord B. eorurn partim vidi egomet, alia gessi, quam illi literis, of London. 69 Homines famelici gloria ad ostenego militando didici, nune vos existimate facta an tationem eruditionis undique congerunt. Buchananus, dicta pluris sint. 60Dido Virg. "Taught by that 70 Effacinati etiam laudis amore, &c. Justus Baronius. Power that pities me, I learn to pity them." 61 Cam- 71 Ex ruinis aliens' existimationis sibi gradum adfamam de., Ipsa elephantiasi correpta elephantiasis hospicium struunt. 72 Exercit. 288. 73 Omnes sibi famam construxit. 62 Iliada post Homerum. 63 Nihil qumrunt et quovis modo in orbem spargi contendunt, praetermissum quod a quovis dici possit. 64 Mar- ut novae alicujus rei habeantur auctores. Prief. bibli. tialis. 65 Magis impium mortuorum lucubrationes, oth. 74 Praefat. hist. quam vestes furari. 6Eccl u. nit, 7, Libros 20 Democritus to the Reader. 75 Trium literarum homines, all thieves; they pilfer out of old writers to stuff up their new comments, scrape Ennius dung-hills, and out of 76Democritus pit, as I have done. By which means it comes to pass, 77" that not only libraries and shops are full of our putrid papers, but every close-stool and jakes, Scribunt carmina quce legunt cacantes; they serve to put under pies, to 78lap spice in, and keep roast-meat from burning. "With us in France," saith 79Scaliger, " every man hath liberty to write, but few ability. SHeretofore learning was graced by judicious scholars, but now noble sciences are vilified by base and illiterate scribblers," that either write for vain-glory, need, to get money, or as Parasites to flatter and collogue with some great men, they put out 8 burras, quisquiliasque ineptiasque. S2Amongst so many thousand authors you shall scarce find one, by reading of whom you shall be any whit better, but rather much worse, quibus inficitur potiis, quami perficitur, by which he is rather infected than any way perfected. 83 --- Qui talia legit, Quid didicit tandem, quid scit nisi somnia, nugas? So that oftentimes it falls out (which Callimachus taxed of old) a great book is a great mischief. s4Cardan finds fault with Frenchmen and Germans, for their scribbling to no purpose, non inquit ab edendo deterreo, modo novum aliquid inveniant, he doth not bar them to write, so that it be some new invention of their own; but we weave the same web still, twist the same rope again and again; or if it be a new invention,'tis but some bauble or toy which idle fellows write, for as idle fellows to read, and who so cannot invent? 865 He must have a barren wit, that in this scribbling age can forge nothing. 6 Princes show their armies, rich men vaunt their buildings, soldiers their manhood, and scholars vent their toys;" they must read, they must hear whether they will or no. 87 Et quodcunque semel chartis illeverit, omnes What once is said and writ, all men must know Gestiet a furno redeuntes scire lacuque, Old wives and children as they come and go. Et pueros et anus — " What a company of poets hath this year brought out," as Pliny complains to Sossius Sinesius. S'4 This April every day some or other have recited." What a catalogue of new books all this year, all this age (I say), have our Frankfort Marts, our domestic Marts brought out? Twice a year, 894 Proferunt se nova ingenia et ostentant, we stretch our wits out, and set them to sale, magno conatu nihil agimus. So that which 90Gesner much desires, if a speedy reformation be not had, by some Prince's Edicts and grave Supervisors, to restrain this liberty, it will run on in infinitumz. Quis tam avidus librorum helluo, who can read them? As already, we shall have a vast Chaos and confusion of books, we are91 oppressed with them, 92 our eyes ache with reading, our fingers with turning. For my part I am one of the number, nos numerus sumus, (we are mere cyphers): I do not deny it, I have only this of Macrobius to say for myself, Omne meum, nihil meum, jtis all mine, and none mine. As a good housewife out of divers fleeces weaves one piece of cloth, a bee gathers wax and honey out of many flowers, and makes a new bundle of all, Floriferis ut apes in saltibus omnzia libant, I have laboriously 3 collected this Cento out of divers writers, and that sine injurid, I have wronged no authors, but given every man his own; which "4lHierom so much commends in Nepotian; he stole not whole verses, pages, tracts, as some do now-a-days, concealing their authors' names, but still said this was Cyprian's, that Lactantius, that Hilarius, so said Minutius Felix, so Victorinus, thus far Arnobius: I cite and quote mine authors (which, howsoever some illiterate scribblers account pedantical, as a cloak of ignorance, and opposite 75 Plautus. 76 E Democriti puteo. 77 Non mense Aprili nullus fere dies quo non aliquis recitavit. tam refertae bibliotheca quam cloaca. 78 Et quic- 89 Idem. 90 Principibus et doctoribus deliberandum quid cartis amicitur ineptis. 73Epist. ad Petas. relinquo, ut arguantur auctoruin furta et milies repein regno Franciae omnibus scribendi datur libertas, tita tollantur, et temere scribendi libido coerceatur, paucis facultas. 801im literae ob homines in aliter in infinitum progressura. 91 Onerabuntur precio, nuns sordent ob homines. 81 Ans. pac. ingenia, nemo legendis sufficit. 92 Libris obruimur, 2lInter tot mille volumina vix unus a cujus lectione oculi legendo, manus volitando dolent. Fain. Strada quis melior evadat, immo potius non pejor. s' Palin- Momo. Lucretius. 93 Quicquid ubique bene dictum genius. What does any one, who reads such works, facio meum, et illud nunc meis ad compendium, nunc learn or know but dreams and trifling things. e4 Lib. ad fidem et auctoritatem alienis exprimo verbis, omnes 5. de Sap. 85 Sterile oportet esse ingenium quod auctores meos clientes esse arbitror, &c. Sarisburiin hoc scripturientum pruritus, &c. 86 Cardan, ensis ad Polycrat. prol. 9i In Epitaph. Nep. illld 1praef. ad Consol. 87 Hor. lib. 1, sat. 4. 88 Epist. Cyp. hoc Lact. illud Hilar. est, ita Victorinus, in hunc lib. 1. Magnum poetarum proventum annus hic attulit, modum loquutus est Arnobius, &c, Demnocritus to the Reader. 21 to their affected fine style, I must and will use) sumpsi, non suripui; and what Varro, lib. 6. de re rust. speaks of bees, minime maleficce nullius opus vellicantes faciunt deterius, I can say of myself, Whom have I injured? The matter is theirs most part, and yet mine, apparet unde sumptum sit. (which Seneca approves), aliud tamen qucm unde sumoptum sit apparet, which nature doth with the aliment oE our bodies incorporate, digest, assimilate, I do concoquere quod hausi, dispose of what I take. I make them pay tribute, to set out this my Maceronicon, the method only is mine own, I must usurp that of 95 Wecker e Ter. nilil dictum quod non dictum prius, methodus sola artficem ostendit, we can say nothing but what hath been said, the composition and method is ours only, and shows a scholar. Oribasius, AEsius, Avi. cenna, have all out of Galen, but to their own method, diverso stilo, non diversd fide. Our poets steal from Homer; he spews, saith 2Elian, they lick it up. Divines use Austin's words verbatim still, and our story-dressers do as much; he that comes last is commonly best, - -donec quid grandius etas Postera sorsque ferat melior. --- Though there were many giants of old in Physic and Philosophy, yet I say with 97Didacus Stella, " A dwarf standing on the shoulders of a giant may see farther than a giant himself;" I may likely add, alter, and see farther tlian my predecessors; and it is no greater prejudice for me to indite after others, than for AElianus Montaltus, that famous physician, to write de morbis capitis after Jason Pratensis, Heurnius, Hildesheim, &c., many horses to run in a race, one logician, one rhetorician, after another. Oppose then what thou wilt, Allatres licet usque nos et usque Et gannitibus improbis lacessas. I solve it thus. And for those other faults of barbarism, S Doric dialect, extemporanean style, tautologies, apish imitation, a rhapsody of rags gathered together from several dung-hills, excrements of authors, toys and fopperies confusedly tumbled out, without art, invention, judgment, wit, learning, harsh, raw, rude, fantastical, absurd, insolent, indiscreet, ill-composed, indigested, vain, scurrile, idle, dull, and dry; I confess all ('tis partly affected), thou canst not think worse of me than I do of myself.'Tis not worth the reading, I yield it, I desire thee not to lose time in perusing so vain a subject, I should be peradventure loth myself to read him or thee so writing;'tis not operce pretium. All I say is this, that I have 3precedents for it, which Isocrates calls perfugium iis qui peccant, others as absurd, vain, idle, illiterate, &c. J.onnulli alii idem fJcerunt; others have done as much, it may be more, and perhaps thou thyself, dAovimus et qui te, &c. We have all our faults; scimus, et ]hanc, venicam, &c.;' thou censurest me, so have I done others, and may do thee, Cedimus inque vicem &c.,'tis lex talionis, quid pro quo. Go now, censure, criticise, scoff, and rail. Nasutus cis usque licet, sis denique nasus: ert thou all scoffs and flots, a very Momus Non potes in n1gas dicere plura measT, Than we ourselves, thou canst not say worse of us. Ipse ego quhm dixi, &c., Thus, as when women scold, have I cried whore first, and in some men's censures I am afraid I have overshot myself, Laudare se vani, vituperare stulti, as I do not arrogate, 1 will not derogate. Primus vestrum non sum, nec imus, I am none of the best, I am none of the meanest of you. As I am an inch, or so many feet, so many parasangs, after him or him, I may be peradventure an ace before thee. Be it therefore as it is, well or ill, I have essayed, put myself upon the stage; I must abide the censure, I may not escape it. It is most true, stylus virum arguit, our style bewrays us, and as 2hunters find their game by the trace, so is a man's genius descried by his works, lMultb meolits ex sermone qucm lineamentis, de moribus hominum judicamus; it was old Cato's rule. I have laid myself open (I know it) in this treatise, turned mine inside outward: I shall be censured, I doubt not; for, to say truth with Erasmus, nihil morosius hominum judiciis, there is nought so peevish as men's judg95PrWef. ad Syntax. med. 9 Until a later age and apes. Lipsius adversus dialogist. 99Uno absurdo a happier lot produce something more truly grand. dato mille sequuntur. 100 Non dubito multos lec97 In Luc. 10. tom. 2. Pigrnei Gigantum humeris tores hic fore stultos. 1 Martial, 13, 2. 2 Ut impositi plusquam ipsi Gigantes vident. 98 Nee venatores feram 6 vestigio impresso, virum scriptiunaranearum textus ideo melior quia ex se fila gignuntur, culi. Lips. nec noster ideo vilior, quia ex alienis libamus ut 22 Democritus to the Reader. ments; yet this is some comfort, ut palata, sic judicia, our censures are as various as our palates. 8 Tres mihi conviv.e prope dissentire videntur, Three guests I have, dissenting at my feast Poscentes vario multum diversa palato, &c. With different food. Our writings are as so many dishes, our readers guests, our books like beauty. that which one admires another rejects; so are we approved as men's fancies are;inclined. Pro captu lectoris habent sua fata libelli. That which is most pleasing to one is amaracum sui, most harsh to another. Quot homines, tot sententice, so many men, so many minds: that which thou condemnest he commends. 4 Quod petis, id sane est invisum acidumque duobus. He respects matter, thou art wholly for words; he loves a loose and free style, thou art all for neat composition, strong lines, hyperboles, allegories; he desires a fine frontispiece, enticing pictures, such as 6 Hieron. Natali the jesuit hath cut to the Dominicals, to draw on the reader's attention, which thou rejectest; that which one admires, another explodes as most absurd and ridiculous. If it be not pointblank to his humour, his method, his conceit, 6si quid forsan omissum,.quod is animo conceperit, si quce dictio, &c. If aught be omitted, or added, which he likes, or dislikes, thou art mancipium paucce lectionis, an idiot, an ass, nullus es, or plagiarius, a trifler, a trivant, thou art an idle fellow; or else it is a thing of mere industry, a collection without wit or invention, a very toy. 7 Facilia sic putant omnes quce jam facta, nec de salebris cogitant, ubi via strata; so men are valued, their labours vilified by fellows of no worth themselves, as things of nought, who could not have done as much. Unusquisque abundat sensu suo, every man abounds in his own sense; and whilst each particular party is so affected, how should one please all? 8Quid dem. quid non dem Renuis tu quod jubet ille. -- What courses must I chuse t What not What both would order you refuse. How shal I hope to express myself to each man's humour and 9 conceit, or to give satisfaction to all? Some understand too little, some too much, qui similiter in legendos libros, atque in salutandos homines irruunt, non cogitantes quales, sed quibus vestibus induti sint, as t1Austin observes, not regarding what, but who write, " orexin habet auctores celebritas, not valuing the metal, but stamp that is upon it, Cantharum aspiciunt, non quid in eo. If he be not rich, in great place, polite and brave, a great doctor, or full fraught with grand titles, though never so well qualified, he is a dunce; but, as'2Baronius hath it of Cardinal Caraffa's works, he is a mere hog that rejects any man for his poverty. Some are too partial, as friends to overween, others come with a prejudice to carp, vilify, detract, and scoff; (qui de me forsan, quicquid est, omni contemptu contemptius judicant) some as bees for honey, some as spiders to gather poison. What shall I do in this case? As a Dutch host, if you come to an inn in Germany, and dislike your fare, diet, lodging, &c., replies in a surly tone, 13 aliud tibi quceras diversorium," if you like not this, get you to another inn: I resolve, if you like not my writing, go read something else. I do not much esteem thy censure, take thy course, it is not as thou wilt, nor as I will, but when we have'both done, that of'1 Plinius Secundus to Trajan will prove true, " Every man's witty labour takes not, except the matter, subject, occasion, and some commending favourite happen to it.'" [f I be taxed, exploded by thee and some such, I shall haply be approved and commended by others, and so have been (Expertus loquor), and may truly say with 5 Jovius in like case, (absit verbo jactantia) heroum quorundam, pontificum, et virorum nobilium familiaritatem et amicitiam, gratasque gratias, et multorum 16 bene laudatorum laudes sum inde promeritus, as I have been honoured by some worthy men, so have 1 been vilified by others, and shall be. At the first publishing of this book, (which 1 Probus of Persius satires), editum librum continu6 mirari homines, atque avide deripere cceperunt, I may in some sort apply to this my work. The first, second, and third edition were suddenly gone, eagerly read, and, as I have said, not so much approved by some, as scornfully rejected by others. s Hor. 4 Hor. 5 Antwerp. fol. 1607. 6 Mu- dotem ex amplitudine redituum sordide demetitur. retus. 7 Lipsius. 8 Hor.' Fieri non po- I Erasm. dial. 14Epist. lib. 6. Cujusque ingetest, ut quod quisque cogitat, dicat unus. Muretus. nium non statim emergit, nisi materime fautor, occasio, 0 Lib. 1. de ord., cap. 11. 11 Erasmus. 2aAn- commendatorque contingat. "1 Praef. hist. a Launal. Tom. 3. ad annum 360. Est porcus ille qui sacer- dari a laudato laus est. 17 Vit. Persii. Democritus to the Reader. 23 But it was Democritus his fortune, Idem admirationi et s8 rrsioni habitus.'Twas Seneca's fate, that superintendent of wit, learning, judgment,'9 ad stuporem doctus, the best of Greek and Latin writers, in Plutarch's opinion; that renowned corrector of vice,s" as 20Fabius terms him, "and painful omniscious philosopher, that writ so excellently and admirably well," could not please all parties, or escape censure. How is he vilified by 21 Caligula, Agellius, Fabius, and Lispsius himself, his chief propugner? In eo pleraque pernitiosa, saith the same Fabius, many childish tracts and sentences he hath, sermo illaboratus, too negligent often and remiss, as Agellius observes, oratio vulgaris et protrita, dicaces et ineptc, sententice, eruditio plebeia, an homely shallow writer as he is. In partibus spinas etfastidia habet, saith 2 Lipsius; and, as in all his other works, so especially in his epistles, alice in argutiis et ineptiis occupantur, intricatus alicubi, et parum compositus, sine copia rerum hoc fecit, he jumbles up many things together immethodically, after the Stoics' fashion, parum ordinavit, multa accumulavit, &c. If Seneca be thus lashed, and many famous men that I could name, what shall I expect? How shall I that am vix umbra tanti philosophi, hope to please? " No man so absolute (23 Erasmus holds) to satisfy all, except antiquity, prescription, &c., set a bar." But as I have proved in Seneca, this will not always take place, how shall I evade?'Tis the common doom of all writers, I must (I say) abide it; I seek not applause; 24 Yon ego ventosce venor suifragia plebis; again, non sum adeo informis, I would not be' vilified. 2asl-audatus abunde, Non fastiditus si tibi, lector, ero. I fear good men's censures, and to their favourable acceptance I submit my labours, 27 --- et linguas mancipiorum Contemno. As the barking of a dog, I securely contemn those malicious and scurrile obloquies, flouts, calumnies of railers and detractors; I scorn the rest. What therefore I have said, pro tenuitate med, I have said. One or two things yet I was desirous to have amended if I could, concerning the manner of handling this my subject, for which I must apologise, deprecari, and upon better advice give the friendly reader notice: it was not mine intent to prostitute my muse in English, or to divulge secreta Minervce, but to have exposed this more contract in Latin, if I could have got it printed. Any scurrile pamphlet is welcome to our mercenary stationers in English; they print all, --- cuduntque libellos In quorum foliis vix simia nuda cacaret; But in Latin they will not deal; which is one of the reasons 28 Nicholas Car, in his oration of the paucity of English writers, gives, that so many flourishing wits are smothered in oblivion, lie dead and buried in this our nation. Another main fault is, that I have not revised the copy, and amended the style, which now flows remissly, as it was first conceived; but my leisure would not permit; Feci nec quod potui, nec quod volui, I confess it is neither as I would, nor as it should be. 2 Cim relego scripsisse pudet, quia plurima cerno When I peruse this tract which I have writ, Me quoque quee fuerant judice digna lini. I I am abash'd, and msuch I hold unfit. Et quod gravissimum, in the matter itself, many things I disallow at this present, which when I writ, 3O JPon eadem est cetas, non mens; I would willingly retract much, &c., but'tis too late, I can only crave pardon now for what is amiss. I might indeed, (had I wisely done) observed that precept of the poet, -- nonumque prematur in annum, and have taken more care: or, as Alexander the physician would have done by lapis lazuli, fifty times washed before it be used, I should have revised, corrected and amended this tract; but I had not (as I said) that happy leisure, no amanuenses or assistants. Pancrates -in'lLucian, wanting a servant as he went from Memphis to Coptus in Egypt, took a door bar, and after some superstitious 18 AMinuit praesentia famam. 19 Lipsius Judic. de turpe fiigide laudari ac insectanter vituperari. PhaSeneca.'o Lib. 10. Plurimum studii, multam vorinus A. Gel. lib. 19, cap. 2. 2 Ovid, trist. 11. rerum cognitionem, omneln studiorum materiam, &c. eleg. 6. 27 Juven. sat. 5. 28Aut artis inscii multa in eo probanda, multa admiranda. 21 Suet. aut qnusstui magis quam literis student. hab. Cantab. Arena sine calce. 22 Introduct. ad Sen. 23 Ju et Lond. Excus. 1976. 20 Ovid. de pont. Eleg. 1. 6. die. de Sen. Vix aliquis tam absolutus, ut alteri per 30IHor. 1 Tom. 3. Philopseud. accepto pessulo, omnnia satisfaciat, nisi longa temporis praescriptio, se- quum carmen quoddam dixisset, effecit ut an!1)ula4ret mota judicandi libertate, religione quadam animos aquam hauriret, urnam pararet, &c, occupant. 24 Hor. Ep. 1, lib. 19. 25 Eque 24 Democritus to the Reader. words pronounced (Eucrates the relator was then present) made it stand up like a serving-man, fetch him water, turn the spit, serve in supper, and what work he would besides; and when he had done that service he desired, turned his man to a stick again. I have no such skill to make new men at my pleasure, or means to hire them; no whistle to call like the master of a ship, and bid them run, &c. I have no such authority, no such benefactors, as that noble 32Ambrosius was to Origen, allowing him six or seven amanuenses to write out his dictates; I must for that cause do my business myself, and was therefore enforced, as a bear doth her whelps, to bring forth this confused lump; I had not time to lick it into form, as she doth her young ones, but even so to publish it, as it was first written quicquid in buccam venit, in an extemporean style, as 33I do commonly all other exercises, eJfudi quicquid dictavit genius meus, out of a confused company of notes, and writ with as small deliberation as I do ordinarily speak, without all affectation',if big words, fustian phrases, jingling terms, tropes, strong lines, that like 34Acesta's arrows caught fire as they flew, strains of wit, brave heats, elogies, hyperbolical exornations, elegancies, &c., which many so much affect. I am 35aquce potor, drink no wine at all, which so much improves our modern wits, a loose, plain, rude writer, jicum, voco Jicum et ligonem ligonem, and as free, as loose, idem calamo quod in mente, 3 I call a spade a spade, animis hcec scribo, non auribus, I respect matter not words; remembering that of Cardan, verba propter res, non respropter verba: and seeking with Seneca, quid scribam, non quemadmodum, rather what than how to write: for as Philo thinks, 37 He that is conversant about matter, neglects wxords, and those that excel in this art of speaking, have no profound learning, 38 Verba nitent phaleris, at nullus verba medullas Intus habentBesides, it was the observation of that wise Seneca, s3 when you see a fellow careful about his words, and neat in his speech, know this for a certainty, that man's mind is busied about toys, there's no solidity in him. J'on est ornamentum virile concinnitas: as he said of a nightingale, vox es, prceterea nihil, &c. I am therefore in this point a professed disciple of 40Apollonius a scholar of Socrates, I neglect phrases, aind labour wholly to inform my reader's understanding, not to please his ear;'tis not my study or intent to compose neatly, which anorator requires, but to express myself readily and plainly as it happens. So that as a river runs sometimes precipitate and swift, then dull and slow; now direct, then per ambages; now deep, then shallow; now muddy, then clear; now broad, then narrow; doth my style flow: now serious, then light; now comical, then satirical; now more elaborate, then remiss, as the present subject required, or as at that time I was affected. And if thou vouchsafe to read this treatise, it shall seem no otherwise to thee, than the way to an ordinary traveller, sometimes fair, sometimes foul; here champaign, there inclosed; barren in one place, better soil in another: by woods, groves, hills, dales, plains, &c. I shall lead thee per ardua montium, et lubrica valliumn et roscida cespitum, et 4'glebosa camporum, through variety of objects, that which thou shalt like and surely dislike. For the matter itself or method, if it be faulty, consider I pray you that of Columella, Jihil perfectum, aut d singulari consummatum industrid, no man can observe all, much is defective no doubt, may be justly taxed, altered, and avoided in Galen, Aristotle, those great masters. Boni venatoris (42 one holds) pluresferas capere, non omnes; he is a good huntsman can catch some, not all: I have done my endeavour. Besides, I dwell not in this study, JVon hic sulcos ducimus, non hoc pulvere desudamus, I aml but a smatterer, I confess, a stranger, 43here and there I pull a flower; I do easily grant., if a rigid censurer should criticise on this which I have writ, he should not find three sole faults, as Scaliger in Terence, but three hundred. So many as 3'2 Eusebius, eccles. hist. lib. 6. 33 Stans pede in Epist. lib. 1. 21. 40 Philostratus, lib. 8. vit. Apol. uno, as he made verses. 31 Virg. 36 Non eadem Negligehat oratoriam facultatem, et penitus aspernaA summpio expectes, minimoque poeta. 36 Stylus batur ejus professores, quod linguam duntaxat, non hic nullus, praeter parrhesiam. 37 Qui rebus se autem mentem redderent eruditiorem. 41 Ilie enim, exercet, verba negligit, et qui callet artern dicendi, quod Seneca de Ponto, bos herbam, ciconia larisain, nullam disciplinam habet recognitam. 38 Palin- canis leporem, virgo florem legat. 42 Pet. Nannius genius. Words may be resplendent with ornament, not. in Hor. 43 Non hic colonus domicilium habeo, but they contain no marrow within. Iq Cujuscun- sed topiarii in morem, hine inde florein vellico, ut caque orationem vides politam et sollicitam, scito ani- nis Nilum lambens. mum in pusilis occupatum, in scriptis nil solidurn. Democritus to the Reader. 25 he hath done in Cardan's subleties, as many notable errors as 44Gul Laurembergius, a late professor of Rostocke, discovers in that anatomy of Laurentius, or Barocius the Venetian in Sacro boscus. And although this be a sixth edition, in which I should have been more accurate, corrected all those former escapes, yet it was magni laboris opus, so difficult and tedious, that as carpenters do find out of experience,'tis much better build a new sometimes, than repair an old house; I could as soon write as much more, as alter that which is written. If aught therefore be amiss (as I grant there is), I require a fiiendly admonition, no bitter invective, 4Sint musis socii Charites, Furia omnis abesto, otherwise, as in ordinary controversies, funem contentionis nectamus, sed cui bono? We may contend, and likely misuse each other, but to what purpose? We are both scholars, say, 46 — Arcades ambo Both young Arcadians, both alike inspir'd Et Cantare pares, et respondere parati. To sing and answer as the song requir'd. If we do wrangle, what shall we get by it? Trouble and wrong ourselves, make sport to others. If I be convict of an error, I will yield, I will amend. Si quid bonis moribus, si quid veritati dissentaneum, in sacris vel humanis literis a me dictum sit, id nec dictum esto. In the mean time I require a favourable censure of all faults omitted, harsh compositions, pleonasms of words, tautological repetitions (though Seneca bear me out, nunquam nimis dicitur, quod nunquam satis dicitur) perturbations of tenses, numbers, printers' faults, &c. My translations are sometimes rather paraphrases than interpretations, non ad verbum, but as an author, I use more liberty, and that's only taken which was to my purpose. Quotations are often inserted in the text, which makes the style more harsh, or in the margin as it happened. Greek authors, Plato, Plutarch, Athenaeus, &c., I have cited out of their interpreters, because the original was not so ready. I have mingled sacra prophanis, but I hope not prophaned, and in repetition of authors' names, ranked them per accidens, not according to chronology; sometimes Neotericks before Ancients, as my memory suggested. Some things are here altered, expunged in this sixth edition, others amended, much added, because many good 47authors in all kinds are come to my hands since, and jtis no prejudice, no such indecorum, or oversight. 48 Nunquam ita quicquam bene subductA ratione ad vitam fuit, Quin res, etas, usus, semper aliquid apportent novi, Aliquid moneant, ut illa quae scire te credas, nescias, Et quae tibi putaris prima, in exercendo ut repudias. Ne'er was ought yet at first contriv'd so fit, But use, age, or something would alter it; Advise thee better, and, upon peruse, Make thee not say, and what thou tak'st refuse. But I am now resolved never to put this treatise out again,.JVe quid nimis, I will not hereafter add, alter, or retract; I have done. The last and greatest exception is, that I, being a divine, have meddled with physic, 49 Tantumne est ab re tu. otii tibi, Aliena ut cures, eaque nihil quae ad te attinent. Which Menedemus objected to Chremes; have I so much leisure, or little business of mine own, as to look after other men's matters which concern me not? What have I to do with physic? Quod medicorumn est promittant medici. The 50Lacedemonians were once in counsel about state-matters, a debauched fellow spake excellent well, and to the purpose, his speech was generally approved: a grave senator steps up, and by all means would have it repealed, though good, because dehonestabatur pessimo auctore, it had no better an author; let some good man relate the same, and then it should pass. This counsel was embraced, factum est, and it was registered forthwith, Et sic bona sententia mansit, maius auctor mutatus est. Thou sayest as much of me, stomachosus as thou art, and grantest, peradventure, this which I have written in physic, not to be amiss, had another done it, a professed physician, or so,. but why should I meddle with this tract? Hear me speak. There be many other subjects, I do easily grant, both in humanity and divinity, fit to be treated of, of which had I written ad ostentationem only, to show myself, I should have rather chosen, and in which I have been more conversant, I could have more willingly 44 Supra his mille notabiles errores Laurentii de- Adelph. 49Heaut. Act 1. seen. 1. 60 Gellius. inonstravi, &c. 45 Philo de Con. 46 Virg. lib. 18, cap. 3. 47 Franbesarius, Sennertus, Ferandus, &c. 48 Ter. 4 c 26 Democritus to the Reader. luxuriated, and better satisfied myself and others; but that at this time I was fatally driven upon this rock of melancholy, and carried away by this by-stream, which, as a rillet, is deducted from the main channel of my studies, in which I have pleased and busied myself at idle hours, as a subject most necessary and commodious. Not that I prefer it before divinity, which I do acknowledge to be the queen of professions, and to which all the rest are as handmaids, but that in divinity I saw no such greiat need. For had I written positively, there be so many books in that kind, so many commentators, treatises, pamphlets, expositions, sermons, that whole teams of oxen cannot draw them; and had I been as forward and ambitious as some others, I might have haply printed a sermon at Paul's Cross, a sermon in St. Marie's Oxon, a sermon in Christ-Church, or a sermon before the right honourable, right reverend, a sermon before the right worshipful, a sermon in Latin, in English, a sermon with a name, a sermon without, a sermon, a sermon, &c. But I have been ever as desirous to suppress my labours in this kind, as others have been to press and publish theirs. To have written in controversy had been to cut off an hydra's head, s lis litenm generat, one begets another, so many duplications, triplications, and swarms of questions. In sacro bello hoc quod stili mucrone agitur, that having once begun, I should never make an end. One had much better, as 52Alexander, the sixth pope, long since observed, provoke a great prince than a begging friar, a Jesuit, or a seminary priest, I will add, for inexpugnabile genus hoc hominurnm they are an irrefragable society, they must and will have the last word; and that with such eagerness, impudence, abominable lying, falsifying, and bitterness in their questions they proceed, that as he 53 said, furorne ccecuss an rapit vis acrior, an culpa, responsum date? Blind fury, or error, or rashness, or what it is that eggs them, 1 know not, I am sure many times, which 4 Austin perceived long since, tempestate contentionis, serenitas charitatis obnubilatur, with this tempest of contention, the serenity of charity is overclouded, and there be too many spirits conjured up already in this kind in all sciences, and more than we can tell how to lay, which do so furiously rage, and keep such a racket, that as 55Fabius said, " It had been much better for some of them to have been born dumb, and altogether illiterate, than so far to dote to their own destruction. At melius fuerat non scribere, namque tacere5 Tutum semper erit, —Tis a general fault, so Severinus the Dane complains 57in physic, " unhappy men as we are, we spend our days in unprofitable questions and disputations," intricate subtleties, de land caprina about moonshine in the water, "leaving in the mean time those chiefest treasures of nature untouched, wherein the best medicines for all manner of diseases are to be found, and do not only neglect them ourselves, but hinder, condemn, forbid, and scoff at others, that are willing to inquire after them. These motives at this present have induced me to make choice of this medicinal subject. If any physician in the mean time shall infer, JVe sutor ultra crepidam, and find himself grieved that I have intruded into his profession, I will tell him in brief, I do not otherwise by them, than they do by us. If it be for their advantage, I know many of their sect which have taken orders, in hope of a benefice,'tis a common transition, and why may not a melancholy divine, that can get nothing but by simony, profess physic? Drusianus an Italian (Crusianus, but corruptly, Trithemius calls him) 5" because he was not fortunate in his practice, forsook his profession, and writ afterwards in divinity.'" Marcilius Ficinus was semel et simul; a priest and a physician at once, and 59T. Linacer in his old age took orders. The Jesuits profess both at this time, divers of them permissu superiorum, chirurgeons, panders, bawds, and midwives, &c. Many poor country-vicars, for want of other means, are driven to their shifts; to turn mountebanks, quacksalvers, empirics, and if our 51 Et inde catena qusedam fit, qume hasredes etiam ibus ac disceptationibus vitam traducimus, naturae ligat. Cardan. Hensius. 52 Malle se bellum cum principes thesauros, in quibus gravissimea morborum magno principe gerere, quanm cum uno ex fratrum medicinte collocatas sunt, interim intactos relinquimus. niendicantium ordine. 53 Hor. epod. lib. od. 7. Nec ipsi solum relinquimus, sed et alios prohibemus, 64 Epist. 86, ad Casulam presb. 56 Lib. 12, cap. 1. impedimus, condeinnamus, ludibriisque afficimus. Mutos nasci, et omni scientia egere satins fuisset, 68 Quod in praxi minime fortunatus esset, medicinam quaxn sic in propriam perniciem insanire. 56 But reliquit et ordinibus initiatus in Theologia postmodum it would be better not to write, for silence is the safer scripsit. Gesner Bibliotheca. 59 P. Jovius. f course. 57 lifelix mortaltas inutilibus quastion Democritus to the Reader. 27 greedy patrons hold us to such hard conditions, as commonly they do, they will make most of us work at some trade, as Paul did, at last turn taskers, maltsters, costermongers, graziers, sell ale as some have done, or worse.'Howsoever in undertaking this task, I hope I shall commit no great error or indecorum, if all be considered aright, I can vindicate myself with Georgius Braunus, and Hieronymus Hemingius, those two learned divines; who (to borrow a line or two of mine 60elder brother) drawn by a " natural love, the one of pictures and maps, prospectives and corographical delights, writ that ample theatre of cities; the other to the study of genealogies, penned theatrum genealogicum.Y Or else I can excuse my stldies' with 61 Lessius the Jesuit in like case. It is a disease of the soul on which I am to treat, and as much appertaining to a divine as to a physician, and who knows not what an agreement there is betwixt these two professions? A good divine either is or ought to be a good physician, a spiritual physician at least, as our Saviour calls himself, and was indeed, Mat. iv. 23; Luke, v. 18; Luke, vii. 8. They differ but in object, the one of the body, the other of the soul, and use divers medicines to cure; one amends animam per corpus, the other corpus per animam, as 6 our Regius Professor of physic well informed us in a learned lecture of his not long since. One helps the vices and passions of the soul, anger, lust, desperation, pride, presumption, &c. by applying that spiritual physic; as the other uses proper remedies in bodily diseases. Now this being a common infirmity of body and soul, and such a one that hath as much need of spiritual as a corporal cure, I could not find a fitter task to busy myself about, a more apposite theme, so necessary, so commodious, and generally concerning all sorts of men, that should so equally participate of both, and require a whole physician. A divine in this compound mixed malady can do little alone, a physician in some" kinds of melancholy much less, both make an absolute cure. 63Alterius sic altera poscit opem. -- when in friendship joined I *| A mutual succour in each other find. And Itis proper to them both, and I hope not unbeseeming me, who am by my profession a divine, and by mine inclination a physician. I had Jupiter in my sixth house; I say with 64Beroaldus, non sum medicus, nec medicina prorsus expers, in the theory of physic I have taken some pains, not with an intent to practice, but to satisfy myself, which was a cause likewise of the first undertaking of this subject. If these reasons do not satisfy thee, good reader, as Alexander Munificus that bountiful prelate, sometimes bishop of Lincoln, when he had built six castles, ad invidiam operis eluendam, saith 65Mr. Camden, to take away the envy of his work (which very words Nubrigensis hath of Roger the rich bishop of Salisbury, who in king Stephen's time built Shirburn castle, and that of Devises), to divert the scandal or imputation, which might be thence inferred, built so many religious houses. If this my discourse be over-medicinal, or savour too much of humanity, I promise thee that I will hereafter make thee amends in some treatise of divinity. But this I hope shall suffice, when you have more fully considered of the matter of this my subject, rem substratam, melancholy, madness, and of the reasons following, which were my chief motives: the generality of the disease, the necessity of the cure, and the commodity or common good that will arise to all men by the knowledge of it, as shall at large appear in the ensuing preface. And I doubt not but that in the end you will say with me, that to anatomise this humour aright, through all the members of this our Microcosmus, is as great a task, as to reconcile those chronological errors in the Assyrian monarchy, find out the quadrature of a circle, the creeks and sounds of the north-east, or north-west passages, and all out as good a discovery as that hungry 66Spaniard's of Terra Australis Incognita, as great trouble as to perfect the motion of Mars and Mercury, which so crucifies our astronomers, or to rectify the Gregorian Kalender. I am so affected for my part, and hope as 67Theophrastus did 60 M. W. Burton, preface to his description of Leices- lam, duo instituit ccenobia, et collegis religiosis impletershire, printed at London by W. Jaggard, for J. vit. 66 Ferdinando de Quir. anno 1612. AmsterWhite, 1622. 61 In Hygiasticon, neque enim hec dami impress. 67 Prmfat. ad Characteres: Spero tractatio aliena videri debet a theologo, &c. agitur de enim (0 Policies) libros nostros meliores inde futuros, morbo aninee. 62D. Clayton in comitiis, anno quod istiusmodi memorite mandata reliquerimnus, ex 1621. 6e31or. 4Lib. de pestil. 6In Newark preceptis et exemplis nostris ad vitam accomimodatis, in Nottinghamshire. Cum duo edificasset castella, ad nt se iide corrigant. tollendam structionis invidiam, et expiandam macu 28 Democritus to the Reader. by his characters, "That our posterity, 0 friend Policies, shall be the better for this which we have written, by correcting and rectifying what is amiss in themselves by our examples, and applying our precepts and cautions to their own use." And as that great captain Zisca would have a drum made of his skin when he was dead, because he thought the very noise of it would put his enemies to flight, I doubt not but that these following lines, when they shall be recited, or hereafter read, will drive away melancholy (though I be gone) as much as Zisca's drum could terrify his foes. Yet one caution let me give by the way to my present, or my future reader, who is actually melancholy, that he read not the 68symptoms or prognostics in this following tract, lest by applying that which he reads to himself, aggravating, appropriating things generally spoken, to his own person (as melancholy men for the most part do) he trouble or hurt himself, and get in conclusion more harm than good. I advise them therefore warily to peruse that tract, Lapides loquitur (so said 69Agrippa de occ. Phil.) et caveant lectores ne cerebrum iis excutiat. The rest I doubt not they may securely read, and to their benefit. But I am over-tedious, I proceed. Of the necessity and generality of this which I have said, if any man doubt, I shall desire him to make a brief survey of the world, as 70Cyprian adviseth Donat, " supposing himself to be transported to the top of some high mountain, and thence to behold the tumults and chances of this wavering world, he cannot chuse but either laugh at, or pity it." S. Hierom out of a strong imagination, being in the wilderness, conceived with himself, that he then saw them dancing in Rome; and if thou shalt either conceive, or climb to see, thou shalt soon perceive that all the world is mad, that it is melancholy, dotes; that it is (which Epichthonius Cosmopolites expressed not many years since in a map) made like a fool's head (with that motto, Caput helleboro dignum) a crazed head, cavea stultorum, a fools paradise, or as Apollonius, a common prison of gulls, cheaters, flatterers, &c. and needs to be reformed. Strabo in the ninth book of his geography, compares Greece to the picture of a man, which comparison of his, Nic. Gerbelius in his exposition of Sophianus' map, approves; the breast lies open from those Acroceraunian hills in Epirus, to the Sunian promontory in Attica; Pagae and Magaera are the two shoulders; that Isthmus of Corinth the neck; and Peloponnesus the head. If this allusion hold,'tis sure a mad head; Morea may be Moria; and to speak what I think, the inhabitants of modern Greece swerve as much from reason and true religion at this day, as that Morea doth from the picture of a man. Examine the rest in like sort, and you shall find that kingdoms and provinces are melancholy, cities and families, all creatures, vegetal, sensible, and rational, that all sorts, sects, ages, conditions, are out of tune, as in Cebes' table, omnes errorem bibunt, before they come into the world, they are intoxicated by error's cup, from the highest to the lowest have need of physic, and those particular actions in 71Seneca, where father and son prove one another mad, may be general; Porcius Latro shall plead against us all. For indeed who is not a fool, melancholy, mad? —72 Qui nil molitur inepte, who, is not brain-sick? Folly, melancholy, madness, are but one disease, Delirium is a common name to all. Alexander, Gordonius, Jason Pratensis, Savanarola, Guianerius, Montaltus, confound them as differing secundum magis et minus; so doth David, Psal. xxxvii. 5. " I said unto the fools, deal not so madly," and'twas an old Stoical paradox, omnes stultos insanire, "all fools are mad, though some madder than others. And who is not a fool, who is free from melancholy? Who is not touched more or less in habit or disposition? If in disposition, " ill dispositions beget habits, if they persevere," saith 74 Plutarch, habits either are, or turn to diseases.'Tis the same which Tully maintains in the second of his Tusculans, omnium insipientum animi in morbo sunt, et perturbatorum, fools are sick, and all that are troubled in mind: for what is sickness, but as 75Gregory Tholosanus defines it, 4 "A dissolution or perturbation of the bodily league, which health combines:" and who is not sick, or ill-disposed? in whom doth 6, Part 1. sect. 3. 69 Prcef. lectori. 70 Ep. 2.! Satyra 3. Damasippus Stoicus probat omnes stultos 1. 2. ad Donatum. Paulisper te crede subduciin ardui insanire. 74Tol. 2. sympos. lib. 5. c. 6. Animi montis verticemn celsiorem, speculare inde rerum ja- affectiones, si diutius inhoereant, pravos generant hacentium facies, et oculis in diversa porrectis, fluctu- bitus. 7s Lib.'28, cap. 1. Synt. art. mir. Morbus antis mundi turbines intuere, jam simul aut ridebis nihil est aliud quam dissolutio qutedam ac perturbatio aut misereberis, &c. 71 Controv. 1. 2. cont. 7. et fcederis in corpore existentis, sicut et sanitas est con1. 6. cont. 72-Horatius. 3Idem, Hor. 1. 2. sentientis bene corporis consummatio quedam. Democritus to the Reader. 29 not passion, anger, envy, discontent, fear and sorrow reign? Who labours not of this disease? Give me but a little leave, and you shall see by what testimonies, confessions, arguments, I will evince it, that most men are mad, that they had as much need to go a pilgrimage to the Anticyrae (as in 76Strabo's time they did) as in our days they run to Compostella, our Lady of Sichem, or Lauretta, to seek for help; that it is like to be as prosperous a voyage as that of Guiana, and that there is much more need of hellebore than of tobacco. That men are so misaffected, melancholy, mad, giddy-headed, hear the testimony of Solomon, Eccl. ii. 12. " And I turned to behold wisdom, madness and folly,"' &c. And- ver. 23: " All his days are sorrow, his travel grief, and his heart taketh no rest in the night." So that take melancholy in what sense you will, properly or improperly, in disposition or habit, for pleasure or for pain, dotage, discontent, fear, sorrow, madness, for part, or all, truly, or metaphorically,'tis all one. Laughter itself is madness according to Solomon, and as St. Paul hath it, " Worldly sorrow brings death." " The hearts of the sons of men are evil, and madness is in their hearts while they live," Eccl. ix. 3. " Wise men themselves are no better." Eccl. i. 18. " In the multitude of wisdom is much grief, and he that increaseth wisdom increaseth sorrow," chap. ii. 17. He hated life itself, nothing pleased him: he hated his labour, all, as 77 he concludes, is " sorrow, grief, vanity, vexation of spirit." And though he were the wisest man in the world, sanctuarium sapientice, and had wisdom in abundance, he will not vindicate himself, or justify his own actions. "Surely I am more foolish than any man, and have not the understanding of a man in me," Prov. xxx. 2. Be they Solomon's words, or the words of Agur, the son of Jakeh, they are canonical. David, a man after God's own heart, confesseth as much of himself, Psal. xxxvii. 21,22. " So foolish was I and ignorant, I was even as a beast before thee." And condemns all for fools, Psal. xciii.; xxxii. 9; xlix. 20. He compares them to" beasts, horses, and mules, in which there is no understanding." The apostle Paul accuseth himself in like sort, 2 Cor. ix. 21. "I would you would suffer a little my foolishness, I speak foolishly." " The whole head is sick," saith Esay, 6 and the heart is heavy,:" cap. i. 5. And makes lighter of them than of oxen and assess "the ox knows his owner," &c.: read Deut. xxxii. 6; Jer. iv.; Amos, iii. 1; Ephes. v. 6. " Be not mad, be not deceived, foolish Galatians, who hath bewitched you?" How often are they branded with this epithet of madness and folly? No word so frequent amongst the fathers of the Church and divines; you may see what an opinion they had of the world, and how they valued men's actions. I know that we think far otherwise, and hold them most part wise men that are in authority, princes, magistrates, 8 rich men, they are wise men born, all politicians and statesmen must needs be so, for who dare speak against them? And on the other, so corrupt is our judgment, we esteem wise and honest men fools. Which Democritus well signified in an epistle of his to Hippocrates: 7 the 4 Abderites account virtue madness," and so do most men living. Shall I tell you the reason of it? o8 Fortune and Virtue, Wisdom and Folly, their seconds, upon a time contended in the Olympics; every man thought that Fortune and Folly would have the worst, and pitied their cases; but it fell out otherwise. Fortune was blind and cared not where she stroke, nor whom, without laws, Jiudabatarum instar, &c. Folly, rash and inconsiderate, esteemed as little what she said or did. Virtue and Wisdom gave 81 place, were hissed out, and exploded by the common people; Folly and Fortune admired, and so are all their followers ever since: knaves and fools commonly fare and deserve best in worldlings" eyes and opinions. Many good men have no better fate in their ages: Achish, 1 Sam. xxi. 14, held David for a madman. 8 Elisha and the rest were no otherwise esteemed. David was derided of the common people, Ps. ix. 7, 4 I am become a monster to many." And generally we are accounted fools for Christ, 1 Cor. xiv. " We fools thought his life madness, and his end without honour,li Wisd. v. 4. Christ and his Apostles were censured in like sort, John x.;'6m Lib. 9. Geogr. Plures olim gentes navigabant illuc stultitiam. Sed printer expectationem res evenit, Ausanitatis causa. 77Eccles. i. 24. 78 Jure heredi- dax stultitia in earn irruit, &c. ilia cedit irrisa, et tario sapere jubentur. Euphormio Satyr. 79Apud pinres hint habet sectatores stultitia. 81 Non est quos virtus, insania et furor esse dicitur. so al- respondendum stulto secundum stultitiam. s8 2 cagninus Apol. oones mirabantur, putantes illisam iri Reg. 7. c2 30 JlDemocritus to the Reader. Mark iii.; Acts xxvi. And so were all Christians in s3 Pliny's time, fuerunt et alit similis dementiea, &c. And called not long after, 4 Vesanice sectatores, eversores hominum, polluti novatores, fanatici, canes, maletci, venefici, Galilcei homunciones, &c.'Tis an ordinary thing with us, to account honest, devout, orthodox, divine, religious, plain-dealing men, idiots, asses, that cannot, or will not lie and dissemble, shift, flatter, accommodare se ad eum locum ubi nati sunt, make good bargains, supplant, thrive, patronis inservire; solennes ascendendi modos apprehlendere, leges, mores, consuetudines recte observare, candide laudare, fortiter defendere, sententias amplecti, dubitare de nullus, credere omnia, accipere omnia, nihil reprehendere, cceteraque quce promotionem ferunt et securitatem, quce sine ambage foelicem, reddunt hominem, et vere sapientem apud nos; that cannot temporise as other men do, S hand and take bribes, &c. but fear God, and make a conscience of their doings. But the Holy Ghost that knows better how to judge, he calls them fools. " The fool hath said in his heart," Psal. liii. 1. " And their ways utter their folly," Psal. xlix. 14. " 6 For what can be more mad, than for a little worldly pleasure to procure unto themselves eternal punishment?" As Gregory and others inculcate unto us. Yea even all those great philosophers the world hath ever had in admiration, whose works we do so much esteem, that gave precepts of wisdom to others, inventors of Arts and Sciences, Socrates the wisest man of his time by the Oracle of Apollo, whom his two scholars, 7 Plato and sSXenophon, so much extol and magnify with those honourable titles, "best and wisest of all mortal men, the happiest, and most just;" and as 9 Alcibiades incomparably commends him; Achilles was a worthy man, but Bracides and others were as worthy as himself; Antenor and Nestor were as good as Pericles, and so of the rest; but none present, before, or after Socrates, nemo veterum neque eorum qui nunc sunt, were ever such, will match, or come near him. Those seven wise men of Greece, those Britain Druids, Indian Brachmanni, Ethiopian Gymnosophist, Magi of the Persians, Apollonius, of whom Philostratus, NJon doctus, sed natus sapiens, wise from his cradle, Eoicurus so much admired by his scholar Lucretius: Qui genus humanum ingenio superavit, et omnes Whose wit excell'd the wits of men as far, Perstrinxit stellas exortus ut eetherius sol. As the sun rising doth obscure a star, Or that so much renowned Empedocles, 0s Ut vix humana videatur stirpe creatus. All those of whom we read such "9 hyperbolical eulogiums, as of Aristotle, that he was wisdom itself in the abstract, 92a miracle of nature, breathing libraries, as Eunapius of Longinus, lights of nature, giants for wit, quintessence of wit, divine spirits, eagles in the clouds, fallen from heaven, gods, spirits, lamps of the world, dictators, AVulla ferant talem secla futura virum: monarchs, miracles, superintendents of wit and learning, oceanus, phcenix, atlas, monstrum, portentum hominis, orbis universi musceum, ultimus humanac naturte eonatus, naturce maritus, — meritb cui doctior orbis Submissis defert fascibus imperium. As AElian writ of Protagoras and Gorgias, we may say of them all, tantunm a' sapientibus abfuerunt, quantum a viris pueri, they were children in respect, infants, not eagles, but kites; novices, illiterate, Eunuchi sapientice. And although they were the wisest, and most admired in their age, as he censured Alexander, I do them, there were 10,000 in his army as worthy captains (had they been in place of command) as valiant as himself; there were myriads of men wiser in those days, and yet all short of what they ought to be. 93Lactantius, in his book of wisdom, proves them to be dizards, fools, asses, madmen, so full of absurd and ridiculous tenets, and brain-sick positions, that to his thinking never any old woman or sick person doted worse. 14Democritus took all from Leucippus, and left, saith he," the inheritance of his folly 83 Lib. 10. ep. 97. 84 Aug. ep. 178. 85 Quis quis. 92 Regula naturm, naturTe miraculum, ipsa nisi mentis inops, &c. 86 Qu-id insanius quam pro eruditio demonium hominis, sol scjentiarum, mare, niomentanea fcelicitate asternis te mancipare suppliciis? sophia, antistes literarum et sapientit, ut Scioppius s5 In fine Phasdonis. Hic finis fuit amici nostri 6 Eu- olim de Seal. et Heinsius. Aquila In nubibus, Impecrates, nostro quidem judicio omnium quos experti rator literatorum, columen literarum, abyssus erudisumus optimi et apprime sapientissimi, et justissimi. tionis, ocellus Europm, Scaliger. 83 Lib. 3. de sap 88 Xenop. 1. 4. de dictis Socratis ad finem, talis fuit c. 17. et 20. omnes Philosophi, aut stulti, aut insani; Socrates quem omnium optimum et feelicissimum sta- nulla anus nullus reger ineptiris deliravit. 94 Detuam. 89 Lib. 25. Platonis Convivio. 90 Lu- mocritus a Leucippo doctus, haereditatem stultitica cretius. 91 Anaxagoras olim mens dictus ab anti- reliquit Epic. Democritus to the Reader. 31 to Epicurus," 95insanienti dun sapientic, &c. The like he holds ot Plato, Aristippus, and the rest, making no difference 9" betwixt them and beasts, saving that they could speak." 97Theodoret in his tract, De cur. grec. afect. manifestly evinces as much of Socrates, whom though that Oracle of Apollo confirmed to be the wisest man then living, and saved him from plague, whom 2000 years have admired, of whom some will as soon speak evil as of Christ, yet re vera, he was an illiterate idiot, as 98Aristophanes calls him, irriscor et ambitiosus, as his master Aristotle terms him, scurra dtticus, as Zeno, an 99 enemy to all arts and sciences, as Athieneus, to philosophers and travellers, an opiniative ass, a caviller, a kind of pedant; for his manners, as Theod. Cyrensis describes him, a "ssodomite, an atheist, (so convict by Anytus) iracundus et ebrius, dicax, &c. a pot-companion, by 0~Plato's own confession, a sturdy drinker; and that of all others he was most sottish, a very madman in his actions and opinions. Pythagoras was part philosopher, part magician, or part witch. If you desire to hear more of Apollonius, a great wise man, sometime paralleled by Julian the apostate to Christ, I refer you to that learned tract of Eusebius against Hierocles, and for them all to Lucian's Piscator, Icaromenippus, J3ecyomantia: their actions, opinions in general were so prodigious, absurd, ridiculous, which they broached and maintained, their books and elaborate treatises were full of dotage, which Tully ad 2tticum long since observed, delirant plerumq; scriptores in libris suis, their lives being opposite to their words, they commended poverty to others, and were most covetous themselves, extolled love and peace, and yet persecuted one another with virulent hate and malice. They could give precepts for verse and prose, but not a man of them (as'Seneca tells them home) could moderate his affections. Their music did show us flebiles modos, &c. how to rise and fall, but they could not so contain themselves as in adversity not to make a lamentable tone. They will measure ground by geometry, set down limits, divide and subdivide, but cannot yet prescribe quantum homini satis, or keep within compass of reason and discretion. They can square circles, but understand not the state of their own souls, describe right lines and crooked, &c. but know not what is right in this life, quid in vitc rectum sit, ignorant; so that as he said, JNescio an.nticyram ratio illis destinet omnem. I think all the Anticyrae will not restore them to their wits, 2if these men now, that held 3Xenodotus heart, Crates liver, Epictetus lanthorn, were so sottish, and had no more brains than so many beetles, what shall we think of the commonalty? what of the rest? Yea, but you will infer, that is true of heathens, if they be conferred with Christians, 1 Cor. iii. 19. " The wisdom of this world is foolishness with God, earthly and devilish," as James calls it, iii. 15. " They were vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was full of darkness," Rom. i. 21, 22. "When they professed themselves wise, became fools." Their witty works are admired here on earth, whilst their souls are tormented in hell fire. In some sense, Christiani Crassiani, Christians are Crassians, and if compared to that wisdom, no better than fools. Quis est sapiens? Solus Deus, 4Pythagoras replies, " God is only wise," Rom. xvi. Paul determines "only good," as Austin well contends, "and no man living can be justified in his sight." " God looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if any did understand," Psalm liii. 2, 3, but all are corrupt, err. Rom. iii. 12, "None doeth good, no, not one." Job aggravates this, iv. 18, "Behold he found no stedfastness in his servants, and laid folly upon his aiagels," 19. " How much more on them that dwell in houses of clay?" In this sense we are all fools, and the 5Scripture alone is arx Minerva, we and our writings are shallow and imperfect. But I do not so mean; even in our ordinary dealings we are no better than fools. "All our actions," as 6Pliny told Trajan, "upbraid us of folly," our whole course if life is but maugter we are not soberly wise; and the world itself, which ought at least to be wise by reason of his antiquity, as'Hugo de S5 Hor. car. lib. 1. od. 34. 1. epicur. 96 Nihil tati csecutire non possunt. 3 Cor Xenodoti et interest inter hos et bestias nisi quod loquantur. de jecur Cratetis. 4 Lib. de nat. boni. 5 Hie sa. 1. 26. c. 8. 07 Cap. de virt. 98 Neb. et profundissimse Sophia fodinse. c Panegyr. TraRanis. 3 Omnium disciplinarum ignarus. 100 Pul- jano omnes actiones exprobrare stultitiam videntur. chrorum adolescentum causa frequentur gymnasium, V Ser. 4. in domi Pal. Mundus qui ob antiquitatem deobibat, &c. 1 Seneca. Seis rotunda metiri, scd beret esse sapiens, semper stultizat, et nullis flagellis non tuum animum. 2 Ab uberibus sapientia lac- alteratur, sed ut puer vult rosis et floribus coronari. 32 Democrztus to the Reader. Prato Florido will have it, semper stultizat, is every day more foolish than other; the more it is whipped, the worse it is, and as a child will still be crowned with roses and flowers." We are apish in it, asini bipedes, and every place is full inversorum l.puleiorum, of metamorphosed and two-legged asses, inversorum Silenorum, childish, pueri instar bimuli, tremuld patris dormientis in ulna. Jovianus Pontanus, Antonio Dial, brings in some laughing at an old man, that by reason of his age was a little fond, but as he admonisheth there, JNe meireris m hospes de hoc sene, marvel not at him only, for tota hcec civitas delirium, all our town dotes in like sort, swe are a company of fools. Ask not with him in the poet,'Larva hunc intemperice insaniaque agitant senem? What madness ghosts this old man, but what madness ghosts us all? For we are ad unum omnes, all mad, semel insanivimus omnes, not once, but alway so, et semel, et simul, et semper-ever and altogether as bad as he; and not senex his puer, delira anus, but say it of us all, semper pueri, young and old, all dote, as Lactantius proves out of Seneca; and no difference betwixt, us and children, saving that, majora ludimus, et grandioribus pupis, they play with babies of clouts and such toys, we sport with greater baubles. We cannot accuse or condemn one another, being faulty ourselves, deliramenta loqueris, you talk idly, or as'~Mitio upbraided Demea, insanis, auferte, for we are as mad our ownselves, and it is hard to say which is the worst. Nay,'tis universally so, " Vitam regit fortuna, non sapientia. When'2Socrates had taken great pains to find out a wise man, and to that purpose had consulted with philosophers, poets, artificers, he concludes all men were fools; and though it procured him both anger and much envy, yet in all companies he would openly profess it. When'3Supputius in Pontanus had travelled all over Europe to confer with a wise man, he returned at last without his errand, and could find none. 14Cardan concurs with him, "Few there are (for aught I can perceive) well in their wits." So doth 15Tully, " I see everything to be done foolishly and unadvisedly.2 Ille sinistrorsum, hic dextrorsum, unus utrique One reels to this, another to that wall, Error, sed variis illudit partibus omnes.'Tis the same error that deludes them all. "'They dote all, but not alike, Mamvc yap etadv lcooa, not in the same kind, " One is covetous, a second lascivious, a third ambitious, a fourth envious, &c."5 as Damasippus the Stoic hath well illustrated in the poet, 17 Desipiunt omnes eque ac tu. And they who call you fool, with equal claim May plead an ample title to the name.'Tis an inbred malady in every one of us, there is seminarium stultitice, a seminary of folly, " which if it be stirred up, or get a-head, will run in infinitum, and infinitely varies, as we ourselves are severally addicted," saith!SBalthazar Castilio: and cannot so easily be rooted out, it takes such fast hold, as Tully holds, alte radices stultiticza 19 so we are bred, and so we continue. Some say there be two main defects of wit, error and ignorance, to which all others are reduced; by ignorance we know not things necessary, by error we know them falsely. Ignorance is a privation, error a positive act. From ignorance comes vice, from error heresy, &c. But make how many kinds you will, divide and subdivide, few men are free, or that do not impinge on some one kind or other. 20 Sic plerumque agitat stultos inscitia, as he that examines his own and other men's actions shall find. 2 Charon in Lucian, as he wittily feigns, was conducted by Mercury to such a place, where he might see all the world at once; after he had sufficiently viewed, and looked about, Mercury would needs know of him what he had observed: lie told him that he saw a vast multitude and a promiscuous, their habitations like molehills, the men as emmets, " he could discern cities like so many hives of bees, wherein every bee had a sting, and they did nought else but sting one another, some domineering like hornets bigger than the rest, some like filching wasps, others as 8 Insanumteomnes pueri, clamantque puelle. Hor. alius alio morbo laboret, hic libidinis, ille avaritia, 9 Plautus Aubular. 10 Adelph. act. 5. seen. 8. ambitionis, invidiae. 17 Hor. 1. 2. sat. 3. 18 Lib. 11 Tully Tusc. 5. fortune, not wisdom, governs our 1. de aulico. Est in unoquoq; nostrum seminarium. lives. 12 Plato Apologia Socratis. 13 Ant. aliquod stultitie, quod si quando excitetur, in infinitum Dial. 14 Lib. 3. de sap. pauci ut video sane mentis facile excrescit. 19 Primaque lux vitae prima sunt. 1a StultO et incaute omnia agi video. juroris erat. 20 Tibullus, stulti pratereunt dies, 10 Insania non omnibus eadem, Erassm. chil. 3. cent. their wits are a wool-gathering. So fools commonly 10. nemo mortalium qui non aliqua in re desipit, licet dote. 21 Dial. contemplantes, Tom: 2. Democrttus to the Reader. 33 drones." Over their heads were hovering a confused company of perturbations, hope, fear, anger, avarice, ignorance, &c., and a multitude of diseases hanging, which they still pulled on their pates. Some were brawling, some fighting, riding, running, sollicite ambientes, callide litigantes, for toys and trifles, and such momentary things, Their towns and provinces mere factions, rich against poor, poor against rich, nobles against artificers, they against nobles, and so the rest. In conclusion, he condemned them all for madmen, fools, idiots, asses, O stulti, qucenam hcec est amentia? 0 fools, O madmen, he exclaims, insana studia, insani labores, &c. Mad endeavours, mad actions, mad, mad, mad, 220 seclum insipiens et infacetum, a giddy-headed age. Heraclitus the philosopher, out of a serious meditation of men's lives, fell a weeping, and with continual tears bewailed their misery, madness, and folly. Democritus on the other side, burst out a laughing, their whole life seemed to him so ridiculous, and he was so far carried with this ironical passion, that the citizens of Abdera took him to be mad, and sent therefore ambassadors to Hippocrates, the physician, that he would exercise his skill upon him. But the story is set down at large by Hippocrates, in his epistle to Damogetus, which because it is not impertinent to this discourse, I will insert verbatim almost as it is delivered by Hippocrates himself, with all the circumstances belonging unto it. When Hippocrates was now come to Abdera, the people of the city came flocking about him, some weeping, some intreating of him, that he would do his best. After some little repast, he went to see Democritus, the people following him, whom he found (as before) in his garden in the suburbs all alone, 23" sitting upon a stone under a plane tree, without hose or shoes, with a book on his knees, cutting up several beasts, and busy at his study." The multitude stood gazing round about to see the congress. Hippocrates, after a little pause, saluted him by his name, whom he resaluted, ashamed almost that he could not call him likewise by his, or that he had forgot it. Hippocrates demanded of him what he was doing: he told him that he was 24 "busy in cutting up several beasts, to find out the cause of madness and melancholy." Hippocrates commended his work, admiring his happiness and leisure. And why, quoth Democritus, have not you that leisure? Because, replied Hippocrates, domestic affairs hinder, necessary to be done for ourselves, neighbours, friends; expenses, diseases, frailties and mortalities which happen wife, children, servants, and such business which deprive us of our time. At this speech Democritus profusely laughed (his friends and the people standing by, weeping in the mean time, and lamenting his madness). Hippocrates asked the reason why he laughed. He told him, at the vanities and the fopperies of the time, to see men so empty of all virtuous actions, to hunt so far after gold, having no end of ambition; to take such infinite pains for a little glory, and to be favoured of men; to make such deep mines into the earth for gold, and many times to find nothing, with loss of their lives and fortunes. Some to love dogs, others horses, some to desire to be obeyed in many provinces,23 and yet themselves will know no obedience. 2Some to love their wives dearly at first, and after a while to forsake and hate them; begetting children, with much care and cost for their education, yet when they grow to man's estate, 27to despise, neglect, and leave them naked to the world's mercy. 2s Do not these behaviours express their intolerable folly? When men live in peace, they covet war, detesting quietness, 29deposing kings, and advancing others in their stead, murdering some men to beget children of their wives. How many strange humours are in men! When they are poor and needy, they seek riches, and when they have them, they do not enjoy them, but hide them under ground, or else wastefully spend them. O wise Hippocrates, I laugh at such things being done, but much more when no good comes of them, and when they are done to so ill purpose. There is no truth or justice found amongst them, for they daily plead one against another, 0the son against the father and the mother, brother against brother, kindred 22 Catullus. 23 Sub ramosa platano sedentem, bilisq; naturam disquirens. 25 Aust. 1. 1. in Gen. solum, discalceatum, super lapidem, valde pallidum Jumenti & servi tui obsequium rigide postulas, et tu ac macilentum, promissa barba, librum super genibus nullum praestas alis, nec ipsi Deo. 2s Uxores habentem. 24 De furore, mania melancholia scribo, ducunt, mox foras ejiciunt. 27 Pueros amant, mox ut sciam quo pacto in hominibus gignatur, fiat, crescat, fastidiunt. 28 Quid hod ab insania deest. 29 Recumuletur, minuatur; hsec inquit animalia quas vides ges eligunt, deponunt. 30 Contra parentes, fratres, propterea seco, non Dei opera perosus, sed fellis cives, perpetuo rixantur, et inimicitias agunt. 5 34 Democritus to the Reader. and friends of the same quality; and all this for riches, whereof after death they cannot be possessors. And yet notwithstanding they will defame and kill one another, commit all unlawful actions, contemning God and men, friends and country. They make great account of many senseless things, esteeming them as a great part of their treasure, statues, pictures, and such like movables, dear bought, and so cunningly wrought, as nothing but speech wanteth in them, 3and yet they hate living persons speaking to them32 Others affect difficult things; if they dwell on firm land they will remove to an island, and thence to land again, being no way constant to their desires. They commend courage and strength in wars, and let themselves be conquered by lust and avarice; they are, in brief, as disordered in their minds, as Thersites was in his body. And now, methinks, O most worthy Hippocrates, you should not reprehend my laughing, perceiving so many fooleries in men; 33for no man will mock his own folly, but that which he seeth in a second, and so they justly mock one another. The drunkard calls him a glutton whom he knows to be sober. Many men love the sea, others husbandry; briefly, they cannot agree in their own trades and professions, much less in their lives and actions. When Hippocrates heard these words so readily uttered, without premeditation, to declare the world's vanity, full of ridiculous contrariety, he made answer, That necessity compelled men to many such actions, and divers wills ensuing from divine permission, that we might not be idle, being nothing is so odious to them as sloth and negligence. Besides, men cannot foresee future events, in this uncertainty of human affairs; they would not so marry, if they could foretel the causes of their dislike and separation; or parents, if they knew the hour of their children's death, so tenderly provide for them; or an husbandman sow, if he thought there would be no increase; or a merchant adventure to sea, if he foresaw shipwreck; or be a magistrate, if presently to be deposed. Alas, worthy Democritus, every man hopes the best, and to that end he doth it, and therefore no such cause, or ridiculous occasion of laughter. Democritus hearing this poor excuse, laughed again aloud, perceiving he wholly mistook him, and did not well understand what he had said concerning perturbations and tranquillity of the mind. Insomuch, that if men would govern their actions by discretion and providence, they would not declare themselves fools as now they do, and he should have no cause of laughter; but (quoth he) they swell in this life as if they were immortal, and demigods, for want of understanding. It were enough to make them wise, if they would but consider the mutability of this world, and how it wheels about, nothing being firm and sure. He that is now above, to-morrow is beneath; he that sate on this side to-day, to-morrow is hurled on the other: and not considering these matters, they fall into many inconveniences and troubles, coveting things of no profit, and thirsting after them, tumbling headlong into many calamities. So that if men would attempt no more than what they can bear, they should lead contented lives, and learning to know themselves, would limit their ambition, 34they would perceive then that nature hath enough without seeking such superfluities, and unprofitable things, which bring nothing with them but grief and molestation. As a fat body is more subject to diseases, so are rich men to absurdities and fooleries, to many casualties and cross inconveniences. There are many that take no heed what happeneth to others by bad conversation, and therefore overthrow themselves in the same manner through their own fault, not foreseeing dangers manifest. These are things (O more than mad, quoth he) that give me matter of laughter, by suffering the pains of your impieties, as your avarice, envy, malice, enormous villanies, mutinies, unsatiable desires, conspiracies, and other incurable vices; besides your 3 dissimulation and hypocrisy, bearing deadly hatred one to the other, and yet shadowing it with a good face, flying out into all filthy lusts, and transgressions of all laws, both of nature and civility. Many things which they have left off, after a while they fall to again, husbandry, navigation; and leave 31 Idola inanimata amant, animata odio habent, sic et finire laborem incipias, partis quod avebas, utere. pontificii. 32 Credo equidem vivos ducent 6 mar- Hor. 35 Astutam vapido servat sub pectore vulpem. more vultus. 33 Suam stultitiam perspicit nemo, Et cum vulpo positus pariter vulpinarier. Cretizan sed alter alterum deridet. 34 Denique sit finis que- dum cum Crete. rendi, cumque habeas plus, pauperiem metuas minus, Democritus to the Reader. 35 again, fickle and inconstant as they are. When they are young, they would be old, and old, young. 36Princes commend a private life; private men itch after honour: a magistrate commends a quiet life; a quiet man would be in his office, and obeyed as he is: and what is the cause of all this, but that they know not themselves? Some delight to destroy, 3one to build, another to spoil -one country to enrich another and himself. 38In all these things they are like children, in whom is no judgment or counsel and resemble beasts, saving that beasts are better than they, as being contented with nature. 3"When shall you see a lion hide gold in the ground, or a bull contend for better pasture? When a boar is thirsty, he drinks what will serve him, and no more; and when his belly is full, ceaseth to eat: but men are immoderate in both, as in lust-they covet carnal copulation at set times; men always, ruinating thereby the health oftheir bodies. And doth it not deserve laughter to see an amorous fool torment himself for a wench; weep, howl for a mis-shapen slut, a dowdy sometimes, that might have his choice of the finest beauties? Is there any remedy for this in physic? I do anatomise and cut up these poor beasts, 40to see these distempers, vanities, and follies, yet such proof were better made on man's body, if my kind nature would endure it: 4'who from the hour of his birth is most miserable, weak, and sickly; when he sucks he is guided by others, when he is grown great practiseth unhappiness 42and is sturdy, and when old, a child again, and repenteth him of his life past. And here being interrupted by one that brought books, he fell to it again, that all were mad, careless, stupid. To prove my former speeches, look into courts, or private houses. 43Judges give judgment according to their own advantage, doing manifest wrong to poor innocents to please others. Notaries alter sentences, and for money lose their deeds. Some make false monies; others counterfeit false weights. Some abuse their parents, yea corrupt their own sisters; others make long libels and pasquils, defaming men of good life, and extol such as are lewd and vicious. Some rob one, some another: 4amagistrates make laws against thieves, and are tlhe veriest thieves themselves. Some kill themselves, others despair, not obtaining their desires. Some dance, sing, laugh, feast and banquet, whilst others sigh, languish, mourn and lament, having neither meat, drink, nor clothes. 4Some prank up their bodies, and have their minds full of execrable vices. Some trot about 46to bear false witness, and say anything for money; and though judges know of it, yet for a bribe they wink at it, and suffer false contracts to prevail against equity Women are all day a dressing, to pleasure other men abroad, and go like sluts at home, not caring to please their own husbands whom they should. Seeing men are so fickle, so sottish, so intemperate, why should not I laugh at those to whom 47folly seems wisdom, will not be cured, and perceive it not? It grew late: Hippocrates left him; and no sooner was he come away, but all the citizens came about flocking, to know how he liked him. He told them in brief, that notwithstanding those small neglects of his attire, body, diet, 4"the world had not a wiser, a more learned, a more honest man, and they were much deceived to say that he was mad. Thus Democritus esteemed of the world in his time, and this was the cause of his laughter: and good cause he had. Democritus did well to laugh of old, 49 Olim jure quidem, nunc plus Democrite ride; Good cause he had, but now much more Quin rides 1 vita haec nunc mage ridicula est. This life of ours is more ridiculous Than that of his, or long before. Never so much cause of laughter as now, never so many fools and madmen.'Tis not one 50 Democritus will serve turn to laugh in these days; we have now need of a 36Qui fit MecaPnas ut nemo quam sibi sortem. Seu Damnat foras judex, quod intus operatur, Cyprian. ratio dederit, seu sors objecerit, illa contentus vivat, 45 Vultus magna cura, magna animi incuria. Am. &c. Hor. 37 Diruit, edificat, mutat quadrata rotun- Marcel. 4 Horrenda res est, vix duo verba sine dis. Trajanus pontem struxit super Danubium, quem mendacio proferuntur: et quamvis solenniter homines successor ejus Adrianus statim demolitus. 38 QuA ad veritatem dicendum invitentur, pejerare tamen non quid in re ab infantibus differunt, quibus mens et sen- dubitant, ut ex decem testibus vix unus verum dicat. sus sine ratione inest, quicquid sese his offert volupe Calv. in 8 John, Serm 1. 47 Sapientiam insaniam est. 39 Idem Plut. 40 Ut insanire causam dis- esse dicunt. 48 Siquidem sapientise sumr admiraquiram bruta macto et seco, cum hoc potius in homi- tione me complevit, offendi sapientissimum virum, nibus investigandum esset. 41 Totus A nativitate qui salvos potest omnes homines reddere. 49 E. morbus est. 42 In vigore furibundus, quum decre- Graec. epig. 60 Plures Democriti nunc non suffiscit insanabilis. 43 Cyprian. ad Donatum. Qui ciunt, opus Democrito qui Democritum rideat, Eras sedet crimina judicaturus, &c. 44Tu pessimus Moria. omnium latro es, as a thief told Alexander in Curtius. 386 Democritus to the Reader. "Democritus to laugh at Democritus;" one jester to flout at another, one fool to flear at another: a great stentorian Democritus, as big as that Rhodian Colossus, For now, as51 Salisburiensis said in his time, totus mundus histrionem agit, the whole world plays the fool; we have a new theatre, a new scene, a new comedy of errors, a new company of personate actors, volupice sacra (as Calcagninus willingly feigns in his Apologues) are celebrated all the world over, 52 where all the actors were madmen and fools, and every hour changed habits, or took that which came next. He that was a mariner to-day, is an apothecary to-morrow; a smith one while, a philoso. her another, in his volupiac ludis; a king now with his crown, robes, sceptre, attendants, by and by drove a loaded ass before him like a carter, &c. If Democritus were alive now, he should see strange alterations, a new company of counterfeit vizards, whifflers, Cumane asses, maskers, mummers, painted puppets, outsides, fantastic shadows, gulls, monsters, giddy-heads, butterflies. And so many of them are indeed (53if all be true that I have read). For when Jupiter and Juno's wedding was solemnised of old, the gods were all invited to the feast, and many noble men besides: Amongst the rest came Crysalus, a Persian prince, bravely attended, rich in golden attires, in gay robes, with a majestical presence, but otherwise an ass. The gods seeing him come in such pomp and state, rose up to give him place, ex habitu homizem metientes; 54 but Jupiter perceiving what he was, a light, fantastic, idle fellow, turned him and his proud followers into butterflies: and so they continue still (for aught I know to the contrary) roving about in pied coats, and are called chrysalides by. the wiser sort of men: that is, golden outsides, drones, and flies, and things of no worth. Multitudes of such, &c. " --- ubique invenies Stultos avaros, sycophantas prodigos." 55 Many additions, much increase of madness, folly, vanity, should Democritus observe, were he now to travel, or could get leave of Pluto to come see fashions, as Charon 4did in Lucian to visit our cities of Moronia Pia, and Moronia Fcelix: sure I think he would break the rim of his belly with laughing. 56 Siforet in terris rideret Dem&critus, seu, &c. A satirical Roman in his time, thought all vice, folly, and madness were all at full sea, 57 Omne in prcecipiti vitium stetit. 58 Josephus the historian taxeth his countrymen Jews for bragging of their vices, publishing their follies, and that they did contend amongst themselves who should be most notorious in villanies; but we flow higher in madness, far beyond them, Mox daturi progeniem vitiosiore," And yet with crimes to us unknown, 59 M datr progenem vitiosorem, Our sons shall mark the coming age their own, and the latter end (you know whose oracle it is) is like to be worse.'Tis not to be denied, the world alters every day, Ruunt urbes, regna transferuntur, &c. variantur habitus, leges innovantur, as 60Petrarch observes, we change language, habits, laws, customs, manners, but not vices, not diseases, not the symptoms of folly and madness, they are still the same. And as a river, we see, keeps the like name and place, but not water, and yet ever runs, 61 Labitur et labetur in omne volubilis evum; our times and persons alter, vices are the same, and ever will be; look how nightingales sang of Old, cocks crowed, kine lowed, sheep bleated, sparrows chirped, dogs barked, so they do still: we keep our madness still, play the fools still, nec dumfinitus Orestes; we are of the same humours and inclinations as our predecessors were; you shall find us all alike, much at one, we and our sons, et nati natorum, et qui nascuntur ab illis. And so shall our posterity continue to the last. But to speak of times present. If Democritus were alive now, and should but see the superstition of our age, our 62 religious madness, as 3Meteran calls it, Religioscam insaniamnz so many professed 51 Polycrat. lib. 3. cap. 8. 2 Petron. 2 Ubi omnes protinusq; vestis illa manicata in alas versa est, et delirabant, omnes insani, &c. hodie nauta, eras philo- mortales inde Chrysalides vocant huj usmodi homines. sophus; hodie faber, eras pharmacopola; his modo 55You will meet covetous fools and prodigal sycoregem agebat multo sattellitio, tiara, et sceptro orna- phants everywhere. 56 Juven. 7 Juven. tus, nunc vili amictus centiculo, asinum elitellarium 58 De bello Jud. 1. 8. c. 11. Iniquitates vestre nemiimpellit. 53 Calcagninus Apol. Crysalus c ctetris nem latent, inque dies singulos certamen habetis quis auro dives, manicato pepio et tiara conspicuus, levis pejor sit. 59 Hor. o0 Lib. 5. Epist. 8. 61 Hor. alioquin et nullius consilii, &c. magno fastu ingredi- 62 Superstitio est insanus error. 6 Lib. 8. hist. enti assurgunt dii, &c. is Sed hominis levitatem Belg. -Jupiter perspiciens, at tu (iniquit) esto bombilio, &c. Democritus to the Reader. 37 Christiars, yet so few imitators of Christ; so much talk of religion, so much science, so little conscience; so much knowledge, so many preachers, so little practice; such variety of sects, such have and hold of all sides, 6 —— obvia signis Signa, &c., such absurd and ridiculous traditions and ceremonies: If he should meet a 65 Capuchin, a Franciscan, a Pharisaical Jesuit, a man-serpent, a shave-crowned Monk in his robes, a begging Friar, or see their three-crowned Sovereign Lord the Pope, poor Peter's successor, servus servorum Dei, to depose kings with his foot, to tread on emperors' necks, make them stand bare-foot and bare-legged at his gates, hold his bridle and stirrup, &c. (O that Peter and Paul were alive to see this!) If he should observe a 66 Prince creep so devoutly to kiss his toe, and those Red-cap Cardinals, poor parish priests of old, now Princes' companions; what would he say? Cwlum ipsum petitur stultitia. Had he met. some of our devout pilgrims going bare-foot to Jerusalem, our lady of Lauretto, Rome, S. lago, S. Thomas' Shrine, to creep to those counterfeit and maggot-eaten reliques; had he been present at a mass, and seen such kissing of Paxes, crucifixes, cringes, duckings, their several attires and ceremonies, pictures of saints, 67 indulgences, pardons, vigils, fasting, feasts, crossing, knocking, kneeling at Ave-Marias, bells, with many such; — jucunda rudi spectacula plebi,8 praying in gibberish, and mumbling of beads. Had he heard an old woman say her prayers in Latin, their sprinkling of holy water, and going a procession, 69- - incedunt monachorum agmina mille; Quid momerem vexilla, cruces, idolaque culta, &c." Their breviaries, bulls, hallowed beans, exorcisms, pictures, curious crosses, fables, and baubles. Had he read the Golden Legend, the Turks' Alcoran, or Jews' Talmud, the Rabbins' Comments, what would he have thought? How dost thou think he might have been affected? Had he more particularly examined a Jesuit's life amongst the rest, he should have seen an hypocrite profess poverty, 0and yet possess more goods and lands than many princes, to have infinite treasures and revenues; teach others to fast, and play the gluttons themselves; like watermen that row one way and look another. "Vow virginity, talk of holiness, and yet indeed a notorious bawd, and famous fornicator, lascivum pecus, a very goat. Monks by profession,72 such as give over the world, and the vanities of it, and yet a.kachiavelian rout 3 interested in all manner of state: holy men, peace-makers, and yet composed of envy, lust, ambition, hatred, and malice; fire-brands, adulta patrice pestis, traitors, assassinats, hdc itur ad astrd, and this is to supererogate, and merit heaven for themselves and others. Had he seen on the adverse side, some of our nice and curious schismatics in another extreme, abhor all ceremonies, and rather lose their lives and livings, than do or admit anything Papists have formerly used, though in things indifferent (they alone are the true Church, sal terrce, cum sint omnium insulsissimi). Formalists, out of fear and base flattery, like so many weather-cocks turn round, a rout of temporisers, ready to embrace and maintain all that is or shall be proposed in hope of preferment: another Epicurean company, lying at lurch as so many vultures, watching for a prey of Church goods, and ready to rise by the downfall of any: as 74 Lucian said in like case, what dost thou think Democritus would have done, had he been spectator of these things? Or had he but observed the common people follow like so many sheep one of their fellows drawn by the horns over a gap, some for zeal, some for fear, quo se cunque rcapit temnpestas, to credit all, examine nothing, and yet ready to die before they will adjure any of those ceremonies to which they have been accustomed; others out of hypocrisy frequent sermons, knock their breasts, turn up their eyes, pretend zeal, desire reformation, and yet professed usurers, gripers, monsters of men; harpies, devils in their lives, to express nothing less. 64 Lucan. 65 Father Angelo, the Duke of Joyeux, leus de actis Rom. Pont. 68 Pleasing spectacles going bare-foot over the Alps to Rome, &c. 66 Si to the ignorant poor. 69 Th. Neageor. 70 Dum cui intueri vacet qure patiuntur superstitiosi, invenies simulant spernere, acquisiverunt sibi 30 annorum tam indecora honestis, tam indigna liberis, tam dissi- spatio bis centena millia librarum annua. Arnold. milia sanis, ut nemo fuerit dubitaturus furere eos, si 71 Et quum interdiu de virtute loquuti sunt, sero in cum paucioribus fuerent. Senec. 67 Quid dicam latibulis dunes agitant labore nocturno, Agryppa. deeorumindulgentiis,oblationibus,votis,solutionibus, 7 1 Tim. iii. 137 But they shall prevail no longer, jejuniis, ccenobiis, somniis, horis, organis, cantilenis, their madness shall be known to all men. 73 Benigcampanis, simulachris, missis, purgatoriis, mitris, bre- nitatis sinus solebat esse, nune litium officina curia viariis, bullis, lustralibus, aquis, rasuris, unctionibus, Romana Budzeus. 74 Quid tibi videtur facturus candelis, calicibus, crucibus, mappis, cereis, thuribulis, Democritus, si horum spectator contigisset incantationibus, exorcismis, sputis, legendis, &c. BaD .38 - Democritus to the Reader. What would he have said to see, hear, and read so many bloody battles, so many thousands slain at once, such streams of blood able to turn mills: unius ob noxam furiasque, or to make sport for princes, without any just cause, 75" for vain titles (saith Austin), precedency, some wench, or such like toy, or out of desire of domineering, vainglory, malice, revenge, folly, madness," (goodly causes all, ob quas universus orbis bellis et ccedibus misceatur,) whilst statesmen themselves in the mean time are secure at home, pampered with all delights and pleasures, take their ease, and follow their lusts, not considering what intolerable misery poor soldiers endure, their often wounds, hunger, thirst, &c., the lamentable cares, torments, calamities, and oppressions that accompany such proceedings, they feel not, take no notice of it. " So wars are begun, by the persuasion of a few debauched, hair-brain, poor, dissolute, hungry captains, parasitical fawners, unquiet hotspurs, restless innovators, green heads, to satisfy one man's private spleen, lust, ambition, avarice, &c.; tales rapiunt scelerata in prcTlia causce. Flos hominum, proper men, well proportioned, carefully brought up, able both in body and mind, sound, led like so many 76beasts to the slaughter in the flower of their years, pride, and full strength, without all remorse and pity, sacrificed to Pluto, killed up as so many sheep, for devils' food, 40,000 at once. At once, said I, that were tolerable, but these wars last always, and for many ages; nothing so familiar as this hacking and hewing, massacres, murders, desolations- ignoto ccelum clangore remugit, they care not what mischief they procure, so that they may enrich themselves for the present; they will so long blow the coals of contention, till all the world be consumed with fire. The 77siege of Troy lasted ten years, eight months, there died 870,000 Grecians, 670,000 Trojans, at the taking of the city, and after were slain 276,000 men, women, and children of all sorts. Caesar killed a million, 78Mahomet the second Turk, 300,000 persons; Sicinius Dentatus fought in a hundred battles, eight times in single combat he overcame, had forty wounds before, was rewarded with 140 crowns, triumphed nine times for his good service. M. Sergius had 32 wounds; Scaeva, the Centurion, I know not how many; every nation had their Hectors, Scipios, Caesars, and Alexanders! Our 79Edward the Fourth was in 26 battles afoot: and as they do all, he glories in it,'tis related to his honour. At the siege of Hierusalem, 1,100,000 died with sword and famine. At the battle of Cannas, 70,000 men were slain, as 80Polybius records, and as many at Battle Abbey with us; and'tis no news to fight from sun to sun, as they did, as Constantine and Licinius, &c. At the siege of Ostend (the devil's academy) a poor town in respect, a small fort, but a great grave, 120,000 men lost their lives, besides whole towns, dorpes, and hospitals, full of maimed soldiers; there were engines, fire-works, and whatsoever the devil could invent to do mischief with 2,500,000 iron bullets shot of 40 pounds weight, three or four millions of gold consumed. 814 Who (saith mine author) can be sufficiently amazed at their flinty hearts, obstinacy, fury, blindness, who without any likelihood of good success, hazard poor soldiers, and lead them without pity to the slaughter, which may justly be called the rage of furious beasts, that run without reason upon their own deaths:" 82 quis malus genius, quae furia quce pestis, &c.; what plague, what fury brought so devilish, so brutish a thing as war first into men's minds? Who made so soft and peaceable a creature, born to love, mercy, meekness, so to rave, rage like beasts, and run on to their own destruction? how may Nature expostulate with mankind, Ego te divinum animal finxi, &c.? I made thee an harmless, quiet, a divine creature: how may God expostulate, and all good men? yet, horum facta (as s3one condoles) tantum admirantur, et heroum numero habent: these are the brave spirits, the gallants of the world, these admired alone, triumph alone, have statues, crowns, pyramids, obelisks to their eternal fame, that immortal genius attends on them, hic itur ad astra. When Rhodes was besieged, Sfossce urbis cadaveribus repletce sunt, the ditches were full of dead carcases: and as when the said Solyman, great Turk, beleaguered Vienna, they lay level with the top of the walls. This they make a 75 Ob inanes ditionum titulos, ob prereptum locum, 80 Lib. 3. 81 Hist. of the siege of Ostend, fol. 23. ob interceptam mulierculam, vel quod stultitia natum, 2 Erasmus de bello. Ut placidum illud animal benevel 6 malitia, quod cupido dominandi, libido nocendi, volentike natum tam ferina vecordii in mutuain ruerot &c. 76 Bcllum rem plane bellui nam vocat Morns. perniciem. 83 Rich. Dinoth. priefat. Belli civilis Utop. lib. 2. 77 Munster. Cosmog. 1. 5, c, 3. E. Gal. 84 Jovius. Diet, Cretens, 78 Jovius vit. ejus. 79 Comineus, Democritus to the Reader. 39 sport of, and will do it to their friends and confederates, against oaths, vows, promises, by treachery or otherwise; 84 — dolus an virtus? quis in hoste requirat leagues and laws of arms, (85silent leges inter arma,) for their advantage, omnia jura, divina, humana, proculcata plerumque sunt; God's and men's laws are trampled under foot, the sword alone determines all; to satisfy their lust and spleen, they care not what they attempt, say, or do, 8Rara fides, probitasque viris qui castra sequuntur. Nothing so common as to have S7, father fight against the son, brother against brother, kinsman against kinsman, kingdom against kingdom, province against province, Christians against Christians:" a quibus nec unquam cogitatione fuerunt lcesi, of whom they never had offence in thought, word, or deed. Infinite treasures consumed, towns burned, flourishing cities sacked and ruinated, quodque animus meminisse horret, goodly countries depopulated and left desolate, old inhabitants expelled, trade arid traffic decayed, maids deflowered, Virgines nondum thalamis jugatce, et comis nondum positis ephcebi; chaste matrons cry out with Andromache, 8 Concubitum mox cogar pati ejus, qui interemit Iectorem, they shall be compelled peradventure to lie with them that erst killed their husbands: to see rich, poor, sick, sound, lords, servants, eodem omnes incommodo macti, consumed all or maimed, &c. Et quicquid gaudens scelere animus audet, et perversa mens, saith Cyprian, and whatsoever torment, misery, mischief, hell itself, the devil, S9fury anct rage can invent to their own ruin and destruction; so abominable a thing is IOwar, as Gerbelius concludes, adeofweda et abominanda res est bellum, ex quo hominum ccedes, vastationes, &c., the scourge of God, cause, effect, fruit and punishment of sin, and not tonsura humani generis as Tertullian calls it, but ruina. Had Democritus been present at the late civil wars in France, those abominable wars- bellaque matribus detestata, 9t" where in less than ten years, ten thousand men were consumed, saith Collignius, twenty thousand churches overthrown; nay, the whole kingdom subverted (as 2Richard Dinoth adds). So many myriads of the commons were butchered up, with sword, famine, war, tanto odio utrinque ut barbari ad abhorrendam lanienam obstupescerent, with such feral hatred, the world was amazed at it: or at our late Pharsalian fields in the time of Henry the Sixth, betwixt the houses of Lancaster and Yorli a hundred thousand men slain, 93one writes; 94another, ten thousand families were rooted out, " That no man can but marvel, saith Comineus, at that barbarous immanity, feral madness, committed betwixt men of the same nation, language, and religion." 96 Quis furor, 0 cives? "Why do the Gentiles so furiously rage," saith the Prophet David, Psal. ii. 1. But we may ask, why do the Christians so furiously rage? 96Urma volunt, quare poscunt, rapiuntque juventus? Unfit'for Gentiles, much less for us so to tyrannize, as the Spaniard in the West Indies, that killed up in 42 years (if we may believe 97Bartholommeus a Casa, their own bishop) 12 millions of men, with stupend and exquisite torments; neither should I lie (said he) if I said 50 millions. I omit those French massacres, Sicilian evensongs, 9the Duke of Alva's tyrannies, our gunpowder machinations, and that fourth fury, as "9one calls it, the Spanish inquisition, which quite obscures those ten persecutions, wo —-sevit toto MIars impius orbe. Is not this'mundus furiosus, a mad world, as he terms it, insanum bellum? are not these mad men, as Scaliger concludes, qui in prelio acerbd morte, insanise suce memoriam pro perpetuo teste relinquunt posteritati; which leave so frequent battles, as perpetual memorials of their madness to all succeeding ages Would this, think you, have enforced our Democritus to laughter, or rather made him turn his tune, alter his tone, and weep with 3Heraclitus, or rather howl, 4roar, and tear his hair in commiseration, stand amazed; or as the poets feign, that Niobe 84 Dolus, asperitas, in justitia propria bellorum ne- gladio, bello, fame mniserabiliter perierunt. 93 Pont. gotia. Tertul. &6 Tully. W Lucan, 87 Pater Hluterus. 94 Comineus. Ut nullus non execretur et in filium, affinis in affinem, amicus in amicum, &c. admiretur crudelitatem, et barbaram insaniam, quae Regio cum regione, regnum regno colliditur. Populus inter homines eodern sub ccelo natos, ejusdem linguae, populo in mutuam perniciem, belluarum instar san- sanguinis, religionis, exercebatur. 95 Lucan. guinolente ruentium. e8 Libanii declam. s8 Ira OW Virg. 37 Bishop of Cuseo, an eye-witness. enim et furor Bellona consultores, &c. dementes sacer- 08 Read Meteran of his stupend cruelties. N Elendotes sunt. 90 Bellum quasi bellua et ad omnia sius Austriaco. 10 Virg. Georg. "impious war scelera furor immissus. 9l Gallorum decies centurn rages throughout the whole world." 1 Jansenius mnillia ceciderunt. Ecclesiaris 20 nillia fundamentis Gallobelgicus 1596. Mundus furiosus, inscriptio libri. excisa.,' Belli civilis Gal. I. 1. hoc ferali bello et 2 Exercitat. 250. serm. 4. 3 Fleat Heraclitus an caedibuq omnia repleverunt, et regnum amplissimum a rideat Democritus. 4 Curse leves loquuntur, infundamentis pene everterunt, plebis tot myriades gentes stupent. 40 Democritus to the Reader. was for grief quite stupified, and turned to a stone? I have not yet said the worst, that which is more absurd and 5mad, in their tumults, seditions, civil and unjust wars, 6quod stulte sucipitur, impie geritur, misere Jinitur. Such wars I mean; for all are not to be condemned, as those fantastical anabaptists vainly conceive. Our Christian tactics are all out as necessary as the Roman acies, or Grecian phalanx, to be a soldier is a most noble and honourable profession (as the world is), not to be spared, they are our best walls and bulwarks, and I do therefore acknowledge that of 7Tully to be most true, " All our civil affairs, all our studies, all our pleading, industry, and commendation lies under the protection of warlike virtues, and whensoever there is any suspicion of tumult, all our arts cease;" wars are most behoveful, et bellatores agricolis civitati sunt utiliores, as sTyrius defends: and valour is much to be commended in a wise man; but they mistake most part, auferre, trucidare, rapere, falsis nominibus virtutem vocant, &c. ('Twas Galgacus' observation irn Tacitus) they term theft, murder, and rapine, virtue, by a wrong name, rapes, slaughters, massacres, &c. jocus et ludus, are pretty pastimes, as Ludovicus Vives notes. 94 They commonly call the most hair-brain blood-suckers, strongest thieves, the most desperate villains, treacherous rogues, inhuman murderers, rash, cruel and dissolute caitiffs, courageous and generous spirits, heroical and worthy captains, 10 brave men at arms, valiant and renowned soldiers, possessed with a brute persuasion of false honour," as Pontus Huter in his Burgundian history complains. By means of which it comes to pass that daily so many voluntaries offer themselves, leaving their sweet wives, children, friends, for sixpence (if they can get it) a day, prostitute their lives and limbs, desire to enter upon breaches, lie sentinel, perdue, give the first onset, stand in the fore front of the battle, marching bravely on, with a cheerful noise of drums and trumpets, such vigour and alacrity, so many banners streaming in the air, glittering armours, motions of plumes, woods of pikes, and swords, variety of colours, cost and magnificence, as if they went in triumph, now victors to the Capitol, and with such pomp, as when Darius' army marched to meet Alexander at Issus. Void of all fear they run into imminent dangers, cannon's mouth, &c., ut vulneribus suis ferrum hostium hebetent, saith "Barletius, to get a name of valour, Ionour and applause, which lasts not either, for it is but a mere flash this fame, and like a rose, intra diem unum extinguitur,'tis gone in an instant. Of 15,000 proletaries slain in a battle, scarce fifteen are recorded in history, or one alone, the General perhaps, and after a while his a'nd their names are likewise blotted out, the whole battle itself is forgotten. Those Grecian orators, summa vi ingenii et eloquentice, set out the renowned overthrows at Thermopylae, Salamis, Marathon, JMicale, Mantinea, Cheroncea, Platcea. The Romans record their battle at Cannas, and Pharsalian fields, but they do but record, and we scarce hear of them. And yet this supposed honour, popular applause, desire of immortality by this means, pride and vain-glory spur them on many times rashly and unadvisedly, to make away themselves and multitudes of others. Alexander was sorry, because there were no more worlds for him to conquer, he is admired by some for it, animosa vox videtur, et regia,'twas spoken like a Prince; but as wise 2Seneca censures him,'twas vox inquissima et stultissima,'twas spoken like a Bedlam fool; and that sentence which the same 3 Seneca appropriates to his father Philip and him, I apply to them all, NJon minores fuere pestes mortalium qu&m inundatio, qumn conflagratio, quibus, &c. they did as much mischief to mortal men as fire and water, those merciless elements when they rage.'4Which is yet more to be lamented, they persuade them this hellish course of life is holy, they promise heaven to such as venture their lives bello sacro, and that by these bloody wars, as Persians, Greeks, and Romans of old, as modern Turks do now their commons, to encourage them to fight, ut cadant infeliciter. 5 Arma amens capio, nec sat rationis in armis. vitam, qute non assueverit armis. 1 Lib. 10. vit. 6 Erasmus. 7 Pro Murena. Omnes urbana res, Scanperbeg. 12 Nulli beatiores habiti, quam qui omnia studia, omnis forensis laus et industria latet in in prolliis cecidissent. Brisonius de rep. Persarurn. 1. tutela et paecidio bellicae virtutis, et sinmul atque in- 3. fol. 3. 44. Idem Lactantius de Romanis et Grsecis. crepuit suspicio tumultus, artes illico nostrai contices- Idem Ammianus, lib. 23. de Parthis. Judicatur is cunt. 8 Ser. 13. 9 Crudelissimos sevissi- solus beatus apud eos, qui in prclio fuderit animam. mosque latrones, fortissimos haberi propugnatores, De Benef. lib. 2. c. 1. 13 Nat. quest. lib. 3. 14 Bofidissimos duces habent, bruta persuasione donati. terus Amphitridion. Busbequius Turc. hist. Per crdes 10Eobanus Hessus. Quibus ornnis in armis vita pla- et sanguinem parare hominibus ascensum in ccelum cet, non ulla juvat nisi morte, nec ullam esse putant putant, Lactan. de falsa relig. 1. 1. cap. 8. Democritus to the Reader. 4i "4 If they die in the field, they go directly to heaven, and shall be canonized for saints." (0O diabolical invention!) put in the Chronicles, in perpetuam rei memoriam, to their eternal memory: when as in truth, as 15 some hold, it were much better (since wars are the scourge of God for sin, by which he punisheth mortal men's peevishness and folly) such brutish stories were suppressed, because ad morum institutionem nihil 7iabent, they conduce not at all to manners, or good life. But they will have it thus nevertheless, and so they put note of 6;; divinity upon the most cruel and pernicious plague of human kind," adore such men with grand titles, degrees, statues, images, 17 honour, applaud, and highly reward them for their good service, no greater glory than to die in the field. So Africanus is extolled by Ennius: Mars, and SHercules, and I know not how many besides of old, were deified; went this way to heaven, that were indeed bloody butchers, wicked destroyers, and troublers of the world, prodigious monsters, hell-hounds, feral plagues, devourers, common executioners of human kind, as Lactantius truly proves, and Cyprian to Donat, such as were desperate in wars, and precipitately made away themselves, (like those Celtes in Damascen, with ridiculous valour, ut dedecorosum putarent muro ruenti se subducere, a disgrace to run away for a rotten wall, now ready to fall on their heads,) such as will not rush on a sword's point, or seek to shun a cannon's shot, are base cowards, and no valiant men. By which means,.Madet orbis mutuo sanguine, the earth wallows in her own blood, 19 Sevit amor ferri et scelerati insania belli; and for that, which if it be done in private, a man shall be rigorously executed, 20 and which is no less than murder itself; if the same fact be done in public in wars, it is called manhood, and the party is honoured for it." —— Prosperum etfcelix scelus, virtus vocatur. We measure all as Turks do, by the event, and' most part, as Cyprian notes, in all ages, countries, places, scavitice magnitudo impunitatem sceleris acquirit; the foulness of the fact vindicates the offender. 22 One is crowned for that which another is tormented: Ille crucem sceleris precium-tilit, iac diadema; made a knight, a lord, an'earl, a great duke, (as 23Agrippa notes) for that which another should have hung in gibbets, as a terror to the rest, 24- "et tamen alter, Si fecisset idem, caderet sub judice morum." A poor sheep-stealer is hanged for stealing of victuals, compelled peradventure by necessity of that intolerable cold, hunger, and thirst, to save himself from starving: but a 2 great man in office may securely rob whole provinces, undo thousands, pill and poll, oppress ad libitum, flea, grind, tyrannise, enrich himself by spoils of the commons, be uncontrolable in his actions, and after all, be recompensed with turgent titles, honoured for his good service, and no man dare find fault, or 26mutter at it. How would our Democritus have been affected to see a wicked caitiff, or 27 fool, a very idiot, a funge, a golden ass, a monster of men, to have many good men) wise, men, learned men to attend upon him with all submission, as an appendix to his riches, for that respect alone, because he hath more wealth and money, 28 and to honour him with divine titles, and bombast epithets," to smother him with fumes and eulogies, whom they know to be a dizard, a fool, a covetous wretch, a beast, &c. "because he is rich?" To see sub exuviis leonis onagrum, a filthy loathesome carcass, a Gorgon's head puffed up by parasites, assume this unto himself, glorious titles, in worth an infant, a Cuman ass, a painted sepulchre, an Egyptian temple? To see a withered face, a diseased, deformed, cankered complexion, a rotten carcass, a viperous mind, and Epicurean soul set out with orient pearls, jewels, diadems, perfumes, curious 5 Quoniam bella acerbissima dei flagella sunt quibus 24 Juven. Sat. 4. 2 Pausa rapit, quod Natta relihominum pertinaciam punit, ea perpetua oblivione quit. Tu pessimus omnium latro es, as Demetrius sepelienda potius quam memoriae mandanda plerique the Pirate told Alexander in Curtius. 26 Non ausi judicant. Rich. Dinoth. praef. hist. Gall. 16Cru- mutire, &c. iEsop. 27Improbum et stultum, si entam humani generis pestem, et perniciem divinita- divitem multos bonos viros in servitutem habentem, tis notA insigniunt. 17Etquoddolendum, applau- ob id duntaxat quod ei contingat aureorum numissum habent et occursum viri tales. l8Herculi matum cumulus, ut appendices, et additamenta nueadem porta ad ccelum patuit, qui magnam generis mismatum. Morus Utopia. 28Eorumq; deteshumani partem perdidit. 9Virg. XEneid. 7. tantur Utopienses insaniam, qui divinos honores iis 20 Homicidium quum committunt singuli, crimen est, impendunt, quos sordidos et avaros agnoscunt; non quum publice geritur, virtus vocatur. Cyprianus. alio respectu honorantes, quam quod dites siat 21 Seneca. Successful vice is called virtue. 2 Ju- Idem. lib. 2. ven. 2.De vanit. scient. de princip. nobilitatis. 6 D2 42 Democritus to the Reader. elaborate works, as proud of his clothes as a child of his new coats; and a goodly person, of an angel-like divine countenance, a saint, an humble mind, a meet spirit clothed in rags, beg, and now ready to be starved? To see a silly contemptible sloven in apparel, ragged in his coat, polite in speech, of a divine spirit, wise? another neat in clothes, spruce, full of courtesy, empty of grace, wit, talk nonsense? To see so many lawyers, advocates, so many tribunals, so little justice; so many magistrates, so little care of common good; so many laws, yet nevermore disorders; Tribunal litium segetem, the Tribunal a labyrinth, so many thousand suits in one court sometimes, so violently followed? To see injustissimum sepe juri preesidentem, impium religioni, imperitissimum eruditioni, otiosissimum labori, monstrosum hIumanitati? to see a lamb 29executed, a wolf pronounce sentence, latro arraigned, and fur sit on the bench, the judge severely punish others, and dp worse himself, 30eundem furtum facere et punire, 31rapinam plectere, quum sit ipse raptor? Laws altered, misconstrued, interpreted pro and con, as the 32Judge is made by friends, bribed, or otherwise affected as a nose of wax, good to-day, none to-morrow; or firm in his opinion, cast in his? Sentence prolonged, changed, ad arbitrium judicis, still the same case, 33" one thrust out of his inheritance, another falsely put in by favour, false forged deeds or wills." Incisce leges negliguntur, laws are made and not kept; or if put in execution, 34 they be some silly ones that are punished. As, put case it be fornication, the father will disinherit or abdicate his child, quite cashier him (out, villain, be gone, come no more in my sight); a poor man is miserably tormented with loss of his estate perhaps, goods, fortunes, good name, for ever disgraced, forsaken, and must do penance to the utmost; a mortal sin, and yet make the worst of it, nunquid aliudfecit, saith Tranio in the 3poet, nisi quodfaciunt summis nati generibus? he hath done no more than what gentlemen usually do. 3,"VNeque novum, neque mirum, neque secus quam alii solent. For in a great person, right worshipful Sir, a right honourable Grandy,'tis not a venial sin, no, not a peccadillo, Itis no offence at all, a common and ordinary thing, no man takes notice of it; he justifies it in public, and peradventure brags of it, 7 " Nam quod turpe bonis, Titio, Seioque, decebat Crispinum" —--- For what would be base in good men, Titius, and Seius, became Crispinus. 38Many poor men, younger brothers, &c. by reason of bad policy and idle education (for they are likely brought up in no calling), are compelled to beg or steal, and then hanged for theft; than which, what can be more ignominious, non minus enim turpe principi multa supplicia, quam medico multafunera,'tis the governor's fault. Libentiits verberant quuam docent, as schoolmasters do rather correct their pupils, than teach them when they do amiss. 3" They had nore need provide there should be no more thieves and beggars, as they ought with good policy, and take away the occasions, than let them run on, as they do to their own destruction: root out likewise those causes of wrangling, a multitude of lawyers, and compose controversies, lites lustrales et seculares, by some more compendious means." Whereas now for every toy and trifle they go to law, 40 JlVuit litibus insanum forum, et scevit invicem discordantium rabies, they are ready to pull out one another's throats; and for commodity 41to squeeze blood," saith Hierom, " out of their brother's heart," defame, lie, disgrace, backbite, rail, bear false witness, swear, forswear, fight and wrangle, spend their goods, lives, fortunes, friends, undo one another, to enrich an harpy advocate, that preys upon them both, and cries Eia Socrates, Eia Xantippe; or some corrupt Judge, that like the 42Kite in ZEsop, while the mouse and frog fought, carried both away. Generally they prey one upon another as so many ravenous birds, brute beasts, devouring fishes, no medium, 43omnes hic at tanurut cap tan t; aut cadavera quce lacerantur, aut corvi qiti lacerant, either deceive or be deceived; tear others 29Cyp. 2. ad Donat. ep. Ut reus innocens pereat, tratuum culpa fit, qui malos imitantur przeceptores, Bit nocens. Judex damnat foras, quod intus operatur. qui discipulos libentius verberant quam docunt. Mo90 Sidonius Apo. 31 Salvianus 1. 3. de providen. rus, Utop. lib. 1. 39 Decernuntur furi gravia et 2 Ergojudicium nihil est nisi publica merces. Petro- horrenda supplicia, quum potius providendum multb nius. Quid faciant leges ubi sola pecunia regnati foretne fures sint, ne cuiquam tam dira furandi aut Idem. 33Hic arcentur haereditatibus liberi, hic pereundi sit necessitas. Idem. 40Boterus de augdonatur bonis alienis, falsum consulit, alter testamen- ment. urb. lib. 3. cap. 3. 41 E fraterno corde santum corrumpit, &c. Idem. 34Vexat censura co- guinem eliciunt. 42Milvus rapit ac deglubst lumbas. 35 Plaut. mostel. 36 Idem. 37 Juven. 43 Petronius de Crotone civit. Sats 4. 38 Quod tot sint fures et mendici, magis Democritus to the Reader. 43 or be torn in pieces themselves; like so many buckets in a well, as one riseth another falleth, one's empty, another's full; his ruin is a ladder to the third; such are our ordinary proceedings. What's the market? A place, according to 44Anacharsis, wherein they cozen one another, a trap; nay, what's the world itself? 45A vast chaos, a confusion of manners, as fickle as the air, domicilium insanorum, a turbulent troop full of impurities, a mart of walking spirits, goblins, the theatre of hypocrisy, a shop of knavery, flattery, a nursery of villany, the scene of babbling, the school of giddiness, the academy of vice; a warfare, ubi velis nolis pugnandum, aut vincas aut succumbas, in which kill or be killed; wherein every man is for himself, his private ends, and stands upon his own guard. No charity,46love, friendship, fear of God, alliance, affinity, consanguinity, christianity, can contain them, but if they be any ways offended, or that string of commodity be touched, they fall foul. Old friends become bitter enemies on a sudden for toys and small offences, and they that erst were willing to do all mutual offices of love and kindness, now revile and persecute one another to death, with more than Vatinian hatred, and will not be reconciled. So long as they are behoveful, they love, or may bestead each other, but when there is no more good to be expected, as they do by an old dog, hang him up or cashier him: which 47Cato counts a great indecorum, to use men like old shoes or broken glasses, which are flung to the dunghill; he could not find in his heart to sell an old ox, much less to turn away an old servant: but they instead of recompense, revile him, and when they have made him an instrument of their villany, as 4sBajazet the second Emperor of the Turks did by Acomethes Bassa, make him away, or instead of 49reward, hate him to death, as Silius was served by Tiberius. In a word, every man for his own ends. Our summum bonum is commodity, and the goddess we adore Dea moneta, Queen money, to whom we daily offer sacrifice, which steers our hearts, hands, 50affections, all: that most powerful goddess, by whom we are reared, depressed, elevated, 5esteemed the sole commandress of our actions, for which we pray, run, ride, go, come, labour, and contend as fishes do for a crumb that falleth into the water. It's not worth, virtue, (that's bonum theatrale,) wisdom, valour, learning, honesty, religion, or any sufficiency for which we are respected, but 52money, greatness, office, honour, authority; honesty is accounted folly; knavery, policy; 53men admired out of opinion, not as they are, but as they seem to be: such shifting, lying, cogging, plotting, counterplotting, temporizing, flattering, cozening, dissembling, 54( that of necessity one must highly offend God if he be conformable to the world," Cretizare cum Crete," or else live in contempt, disgrace and misery." One takes upon him temperance, holiness, another austerity, a third an affected kind of simplicity, when as indeed, he, and he, and he, and the rest are 5" hypocrites, ambidexters," out-sides, so many turning pictures, a lion on the one side, a lamb on the other.56 How would Democritus have been affected to see these things! To see a man turn himself into all shapes like a camelion, or as Proteus, omnia transformans sese in miracula rerum, to act twenty parts and persons at once, for his advantage, to temporize and vary like Mercury the Planet, good with good; bad with bad; having a several face, garb, and character for every one he meets; of all religions, humours, inclinations; to fawn like a spanie, mentitis et mimLcis obsequis, rage like a lion, bark like a cur, fight like a dragon, sting like a serpent, as meek as I a lamb, and yet again grin like a tiger, weep like a crocodile, insult over some, and yet others domineer over him, here command, there crouch, tyrannize in one place, be baffled in another, a wise man at home, a fool abroad to make others merry. To see so much difference betwixt words and deeds, so many parasangs betwixt 44 Quid forum? locus quo alius alium circumvenit. tia odium redditur. Tac. n Paucis charior est 45 Vastum chaos, larvarum emporium, theatrum hypo- fides quam pecunia. Salust. 61 Prima fere vota et crisios, &c. 46Nemo ccelum, nemo jusjurandum, cunctis, &c. 52 Et genus et formam regina pecunemo Jovem pluris facit, sed omnes apertis oculis nia donat. Quantum quisque sua nummorum servat bona sua computant. Petron. 47Plutarch. vit. in area, tantum habet et fidei. S6 Non A peritif sed ejus. Indecorum animatis ut calceis uti aut vitris, ab ornatu-et vulgi vocibus habemur excellentes. Carquse ubi fracta abjicimus, nam ut de meipso dicam, dan. 1. 2. de cons. 4 Perjurata suo postponit nunec bovem senem vendideram, neduin hominem natu mina lucro, Mercator. Ut necessarium sit vel Deo grandem laboris socium. 48Jovius. Cum innu- displicere, vel ab hominibus contemni, vexari, negmera illius beneficia rependere non posset aliter, in- ligi. 55 Qui Curios simulant et Bacchanalia vivunt. terfici jussit. 49 Beneficia eo usque lata sunt dum B6 Tragelapho similes vel centauris, sursum homines, videntur solvi posse, ubi multum, antevenere pro gra- deorsum equi. 44 Democritus to the Reader. tongue and heart, men like stage-players act variety of parts, 57give good precepts to others, soar aloft, whilst they themselves grovel on the ground. To see a man protest friendship, kiss his hand, "5quem mallet truncatum videre, 59smile with an intent to do mischief, or cozen him whom he salutes, 6magnify his friend unworthy with hyperbolical eulogiums; his enemy albeit a good man, tc vilify and disgrace him, yea all his actions, with the utmost that livor and malice can invent. To see a 61servant able to buy out his master, him that carries the mace more worth than the magistrate, which Plato, lib. 11, de leg., absolutely forbids, Epictetus abhors. A horse that tills the 62land fed with chaff, an idle jade have provender in abundance; him that makes shoes go barefoot himself, him that sells meat almost pined; a toiling drudge starve, a drone flourish. To see men buy smoke for wares, castles built with fools' heads, men like apes follow the fashions in tires, gestures, actions: if the king laugh, all laugh; 63 Rides? majore chachinno Concutitur, flet si lachrymas conspexit amici." 4Alexander stooped, so did his courtiers; Alphonsus turned his head, and so did his parasites. 65Sabina Poppea, Nero's wife, wore amber-coloured hair, so did all the Roman ladies in an instant, her fashion was theirs. To see men wholly led by affection, admired and censured out of opinion without judgment: an inconsiderate multitude, like so many dogs in a village, if one bark all bark without a cause: as fortune's fan turns, if a man be in favour, or commanded -by some great one, all the world applauds him; 6 if in disgrace, in an instant all hate him, and as at the sun when he is eclipsed, that erst took no notice, now gaze and stare upon him. To see a man 67wear his brains in his belly, his guts in his head, an hundred oaks on his back, to devour a hundred oxen at a meal, nay more, to devour houses and towns, or as those Anthropophagi, 68to eat one another. To see a man roll himself up like a snowball, from base beggary to right worshipfal and right honourable titles, unjustly to screw himself into honours and offices; another to starve his genius, damn his soul to gather wealth, which he shall not enjoy, which his prodigal son melts and consumes in an instant.69 To see the xxco= ctav of our times, a man bend all his forces, means, time, fortunes, to be a favorite's favorite's favorite, &c., a parasite's parasite's parasite, that may scorn the servile world as having enough already. To see an hirsute beggar's brat, that lately fed on scraps, crept and whined, crying to all, and for an old jerkin ran of errands, now ruffle in silk and satin, bravely mounted, jovial and polite, now scorn his old friends and familiars, neglect his kindred, insult over his betters, domineer over all. To see a scholar crouch and creep to an illiterate peasant for a meal's meat; a scrivener better paid for an obligation; a falconer receive greater wages than a student: a lawyer get more in a day than a philosopher in a year, better reward for an hour, than a scholar for a twelvemonth's study; him that can 70paint Thais, play on a fiddle, curl hair, &c., sooner get preferment than a philologer or a poet. To see a fond mother, like AEsop's ape, hug her child to death, a 1 wittol wink at his wife's honesty, and too perspicuous in all other affairs; one stumble at a straw, and leap over a block; rob Peter, and pay Paul; scrape unjust sums with one hand, purchase great manors by corruption, fraud and cozenage, and liberally to distribute to the poor with the other, give a remnant to pious uses, &c. Penny wise, pound foolish; blind men judge of colours; wise men. silent, fools talk; 72find fault with * Preeceptis suis coelum promittunt, ipsi interim nius 1. 37. cap. 3. capillos habuit succineos, exinde pulveris terreni vilia mancipia. 8sAEneas Silv. factum ut omnes puellae Romance colorem illum affec59 Arridere homines ut saviant, blandiri ut fallant. tarent. 66 Odit damnatos. Juv. 67 Agrippa Cyp. ad Donatum. 60Love and hate are like the ep. 28. 1. 7. Quorum cerebrum est in ventre, ingenitwo ends of a perspective glass, the one multiplies, um in patinis. 8Psal. They eat up my people the other makes less. 61 Ministri locupletiores iis as bread. e9Absumit hares crecuba iignior serquibus ministratur, servus majores opes habens quam vata centum clavibus, et mero distinguet pavimentis patronus. 62Qui terram colunt equi paleis pas- superbo, pontificum potiore cenis. Hor. 0 Qui cuntur, qui otiantur caballi avena saginantur, discal- Thaidem pingere, inflare tibiam, crispare crines. ceatus discurrit qui calces aliis facit. e6Juven. 71 Doctus spectare lacunar. 72Tuliius. Est enin Do you laugh? he is shaken by still greater laughter? proprium stultitie aliorum cernere vitia, oblivisci suhe weeps also when he has beheld the tears of his orum. Idem Aristippus Charidemo apud Lucianum friend. 64 Bodin, lib. 4. de repub. cap. 6. 65 Pli- Omnino stultitia cujusdam esse puto, &c. Democritus to the Reader. 45 others, and do worse themselves; 73 denounce that in public which he doth in secret; and which Aurelius Victor gives out of Augustus, severely censure that in a third, of which he is most guilty himself. To see a poor fellow, or an hired servant venture his life for his new master that will scarce give him his wages at year's end; A country colone toil and moil, till and drudge for a prodigal idle drone, that devours all the gain, or lasciviously consumes with phantastical expences; A noble man in a bravado to encounter death, and for a small flash of honour to cast away himself; A worldling tremble at an executor, and yet not fear hell-fire; To wish and hope for immortality, desire to be happy, and yet by all means avoid death, a necessary passage to bring him to it. To see a fool-hardy fellow like those old Danes, qui decollari malunt quam verberari, die rather than be punished, in a sottish humour embrace death with alacrity, yet 74scorn to lament his own sins and miseries, or his dearest friends' departures. To see wise men degraded, fools preferred, one govern towns and cities, and yet a silly woman overrules him at home; 7 Command a province, and yet his own servants or children prescribe laws to him, as Themistocles' son did in Greece; 76" What I will (said he) my mother will, and what my mother will, my father doth." To see horses ride in a coach, men draw it; dogs devour their masters; towers build masons; children rule; old men go to school; women wear the breeches; 77sheep demolish towns, devour men, &c. And in a word, the world turned upside downward. 0 viveret Democritus. 78To insist in every particular were one of Hercules' labours, there's so many ridiculous instances, as motes in the sun. Quantum est in rebus inane? (How much vanity there is in things!) And who can speak of all? Crimine ab uno disce omnes, take this for a taste. But these are obvious to sense, trivial and well known, easy to be discerned. How would Democritus have been moved, had he seen 79 the secrets of their hearts? If every man had a window in his breast, which Momus would have had in Vulcan's man, or that which Tully so much wished it were written in every man's forehead, Quid quisque de republicr sentiret, what he thought; or that it could be effected in an instant, which Mercury did by Charon in Lucian, by touching of his eyes, to make him discern semel et simul rumores et susurros.:4 Spes hominum caecas, morhos, votumque labores, I "Blind hopes and wishes, their thoughts and affairs, Et passim toto volitantes aethere curas." Whispers and rumours, and those flying cares." That he could cubiculorum obductas foras recludere et secreta cordium penetrare, which o0 Cyprian desired, open doors and locks, shoot bolts, as Lucian's Gallus did with a feather of his tail: or Gyges' invisible ring, or some rare perspective glass, or Otacousticon, which would so multiply species, that a man might hearcand see all at once (as s1 Martianus Capella's Jupiter did in a spear which he held in his hand, which did present unto him all that was daily done upon the face of the earth), observe cuckolds' horns, forgeries of alchemists, the philosopher's stone, new projectors, &c., and all those works of darkness, foolish vows, hopes, fears and wishes, what a deal of laughter would it have afforded? He should have seen windmills in one man's head, an hornet's nest in another. Or had he been present with Icaromenippus in Lucian at Jupiter's whispering place, 82 and heard one pray for rain, another for fair weather; one for his wife's, another for his father's death, &c; " to ask that at God's hand which they are abashed any man should hear:" How would he have been confounded? Would he, think you, or any man else, say that these men were well in their wits? Hcec sani esse hominis quis sanus juret Orestes 73Execrari publice quod occulte agat. Salvianus ep. praod. Hos. dejerantes et potantes deprehendet, lib. de pro. acres ulciscendis vitiis quibus ipsi vehe- hos vomentes, illos litigantes, insidias molientes, sufmenter indulgent. 74Adamus eccl. hist. cap. 212. fragantes, venena miscentes, in amicorum accusatioSiquis damnatus fuerit, leetus esse gloria est; narn nem subscribentes, hos gloria, illos ambitione, cupidilachrymas et planctum ceteraque compunctionum tate, mente captos, &c. 0 Ad Donat. ep. 2. 1. 1. O genera qure nos salubria censemus, ita abominantur si posses in specula sublimi constitutus, &c. 81 Lib. Dani, ut nec pro peccatis nec pro defunctis amicis ulli 1. de nup. Philol. in qua quid singuli nationum populi flere liceat. 75 Orbi dat leges foras, vix famulum quotidianis motibus agitarent, relucebat. 82 O Juregit sine strepitu domi. 71 Quicquid ego volo hoc piter contingat mihi aurum h2ereditas, &c. Multos da vult mater mea, et quod mater vult, facit pater. Jupiter annos, Dementia quanta est hominum, tur77 Oves, olim mite pecus, nunc tam indormitum et edax pissima vota diis insusurrant, si quis admoverit aurem, ut homines devorent, &c. Morus. Utop. lib. 1. 78 Di- conticescunt; et quod scire homines nolunt, Deo narversos variis tribuit natura furores. 79Democrit. rant. Senec. ep. 10. 1. 1. 46 Democritus to the Reader. Can all the hellebore in the Anticyrwe cure these men? No, sure,83 an acre of hellebore will not do it." That which is more to be lamented, they are mad like Seneca's blind woman, and will not acknowledge, or 4 seek for any cure of it, for pauci vident morbum suum, omnes amant. If our leg or arm offend us, we covet by all means possible to redress it; 5 and if we labour of a bodily disease, we send for a physician; but for the diseases of the mind we take no notice of them: 6Lust harrows us on the one side; envy, anger, ambition on the other. We are torn in pieces by our passions, as so many wild horses, one in disposition, another in habit; one is melancholy, another mad; and which of us all seeks for help, doth acknowledge his error, or knows he is sick? As that stupid fellow put out the candle because the biting fleas should not find him; he shrouds himself in an unknown habit, borrowed titles, because nobody should discern him. Every man thinks with himself, Egomet videor mihi sanus, I am well, I am wise, and laughs at others. And'tis a general fault amongst them all, that s which our forefathers have approved, diet, apparel, opinions, humours, customs, manners, we deride and reject in our time as absurd. Old men account juniors all fools, when they are mere dizards; and as to sailors, -- terrceque urbesque recedunt — they move, the land stands still, the world hath much more wit, they dote themselves. Turks deride us, we them; Italians Frenchmen, accounting them light headed fellows, the French scoff again at Italians, and at their several customs; Greeks have condemned all the world but themselves of barbarism, the world as much vilifies them now; we account Germans heavy, dull fellows, explode many of their fashions; they as contemptibly think of us; Spaniards laugh at all, and all again at them. So are we fools and ridiculous, absurd in our actions, carriages, diet, apparel, customs, and consultations; we 89 scoff and point one at another, when as in conclusion all are fools, 90 and they the veriest asses that hide their ears most. A private man if he be resolved with himself, or set on an opinion, accounts all idiots and asses that are not affected as he is, — 9nil rectum, nisi quod placuit sibi, ducit, that are not so minded, 92(quodque volunt homines se bene velle putant,) -ll fools that think not as he doth: he will not say with Atticus, Suam quisque sponsam, mihi meam, let every man enjoy his own spouse; but his alone is fair, suus amor, &c., and scorns all in respect of himself, 93will imitate none, hear none 94 but himself, as Pliny said, a law and example to himself. And that which Hippocrates, in his epistle to Dionysius, reprehended of old, is verified in our times, Quisque in alio superfluum esse censet, ipse quod non habet nec curat, that which he hath not himself or doth not esteem, he accounts superfluity, an idle quality, a mere foppery in another: like 1Esop's fox, when he had lost his tail, would have all his fellow foxes cut off theirs. The Chinese say, that we Europeans have one eye, they themselves two, all the world else is blind: (though 95 Scaliger accounts them brutes too, merum pecus,) so thou and thy sectaries are only wise, others indifferent, the rest beside themselves, mere idiots and asses. Thus not acknowledging our own errors and imperfections, we securely deride others, as if we alone were free, and spectators of the rest, accounting it an excellent thing, as indeed it is, Jlliena optimum frui insanid, to make ourselves merry with other men's obliquities, when as he himself is more faulty than the rest, mutato nomine, de te fabula narratur, he may take himself by the nose for a fool; and which one calls maximum stultitice specimen, to be'ridiculous to others, and not to perceive or take notice of it, as Marsyas was when he contended with Apollo, non intelligens se deridiculo haberi, saith 9 Apuleius;'tis his own cause, he is a convicted madman, as 97Austin well infers " in the eyes of wise men and angels he seems like one, that to our thinking walks with his s8 Plautus Menech. non potest htec res HIellebori ju- priscis exprobrat. Bud. de affec. lib. 5. s Senes gere obtinerier. 4 Eoque gravior morbus quo ig- pro stultis habent juvenes. Balth. Cast. 8 Clodius notior periclitanti. ssQue lhedunt oculos, festinas accusat maechos. 90 Omnium stultissimi qui auridemere; si quid est animum, differs curandi tempus culas studiose tegunt. Sat. Menip. 9s Hor. Epist. 2. in annum. Hor. 66 Si caput, crus dolet, brachium, 92 Prosper. 93 Statim sapiunt, statim sciunt, nemi&c. Medicunm accersimus, recte et honeste, si par nem reverentur, neminem imitantur, ipsi sibi exemetiam industria in animi morbis poneretur. Joh. Pe- plo. Plin. Epist. lib. 8. 94Nulli alteri sapere lenus Jesuita. lib. 2. de hum. affec. morborumque cura. concedit, ne desipere videatur. Agrip. 95 Omnis 87 Et quotusquisque tamen est qui contra tot pestes orbis persechio a persis ad Lusitaniam. 96 2 Florid. medicum requirat vel regrotare se agnoscat? ebullit 97 August. Qualis in oculis hominum qui inversis pediira, &c. Et nos tamen egros esse negamus. Inco- bus ambulat, talis in oculis sapientum et angelorum lumes medicum recusant. Prcesens ietas stultitiam qui sibi placet, aut cui passiones dominantur. Democritus to the Reader. 47 heels upwards." So thou laughest at me, and I at thee, both at.a third; and he returns that of the poet upon us again, 98Hei mihi, insanire me aiunt, quum ipsi ultra insaniant. We accuse others of madness, of folly, and are the veriest dizards ourselves. For it is a great sign and property of a fool (which Eccl. x. 3, points at) out of pride and self-conceit to insult, vilify, condemn, censure, and call other men fools (JNon videmus manticce quod a tergo est) to tax that in others of which we are most faulty; teach that which we follow not ourselves: For an inconstant man to write of constancy, a profane liver prescribe rules of sanctity and piety, a dizard himself make a treatise of wisdom, or with Sallust to rail downright at spoilers of countries, and yet in "9office to be a most grievous poler himself. This argues weakness, and is an evident sign of such parties' indiscretion.'~~Peccat uter nostrum cruce dignius? " Who is the fool now?" Or else peradventure in some places we are all mad for company, and so ntis not seen, Satietas erroris et dementice, pariter absurditatem et admirationem tollit.'Tis with us, as it was of old (in' Tully's censure at least) with C. Pimbria in Rome, a bold, hair-brain, mad fellow, and so esteemed of all, such only excepted, that were as mad as himself: now in such a case there is 2 no notice taken of it. "Nimirum insanus paucis videatur; eb quod "When all are mad, where all are like opprest Maxima pars hominum morbo jactatur eodem." Who can discern one mad man from the rest!' But put case they do perceive it, and some one be manifestly convicted of madness, he now takes notice of his folly, be it in action, gesture, speech, a vain humour he hath in building, bragging, jangling, spending, gaming, courting, scribbling, prating, for which he is ridiculous to others,4 on which he dotes, he doth acknowledge as much: yet with all the rhetoric thou hast, thou canst not so recall him, but to the contrary notwithstanding, he will persevere in his dotage.'Tis amablilis insania, et mentis gratissimus error, so pleasing, so delicious, that he 5cannot leave it. He knows his error, but will not seek to decline it, tell him what the event will be, beggary, sorrow, sickness, disgrace, shame, loss, madness, yet 6" an angry man will prefer vengeance, a lascivious his whore, a thief his booty, a glutton his belly, before his welfare." Tell an epicure, a covetous man, an ambitious man of his irregular course, wean him from it a little, pol me occidistis amici, he cries anon, you have undone him, and as 7a "dog to his vomit," he returns to it again; no persuasion will take place, no counsel, say what thou canst, "Clames licet et mare ccelo Confundas, surdo narras,"8 demonstrate as Ulysses did to 9Elpenor and Gryllus, and the rest of his companions " those swinish men," he is irrefragable in his humour, he will be a hog still; bray him in a mortar, he will be the same. If he be in an heresy, or some perverse opinion, settled as some of our ignorant Papists are, convince his understanding, show him the several follies and absurd fopperies of that sect, force him to say, veris vincor, make it as clear as the sun,' he will err still, peevish and obstinate as he is; and as he said 1' si in hoc erro, libenter erro, nec hunc errorem auferri mihi volo; I will do as I have done, as my predecessors have done, 2 and as my friends now do: I will dote for company. Say now, are these men mad or no,'4Heus age responde B are they ridiculous? cedo quemvis arbitrum, are they sance mentis, sober, wise, and discreet? have they common sense?-: uter est insanior horum? I am of Democritus' opinion for my part, I hold them worthy to be laughed at; a company of brain-sick dizards, as mad as' Orestes and Athamas, that they may go;ride the ass,": and all sail along to the Anticyrae, in the " ship of fools" for company together. I need not much labour to prove this which I say otherwise than thus, make any 9s Plautus Menechmi. 99 Governor of Asnich by honores, avarus opes, &c. odimus hrec et accercimus. Caesar's appointment. 100 Nunc sanitatis patroci- Cardan. 1. 2. de conso. 7 Prov. xxvi. 11. 8 Alnium est insanientium turba. Sen. 1 Pro Roseio though you call out, and confound the sea and sky, Amerino, et quod inter omnes constat insanissimus, you still address a deaf man. 9 Plutarch. Gryllo. nisi inter eos, qui ipsi quoque insaniunt. 2 Ne- suilli homines sic Clem. Alex. vo. 10Non percesse est cum insanientibus furere, nisi solus relin- suadebis, etiamsi persuaseris. niTully. 12Malo queris. Petronius. 3 Quoniam non est genus cum illis insanire, quam cum aliis bene sentire. unum stultitire qua me insanire putas. 4 Stultum 1s Qui inter hos enutriuntur, non magis sapere possunt, me fateor, liceat concedere verum, Atque etiam insa- quAm qui in culinh bene olere. Patr6n. 4 Pernum. Hor. Odi nec possum cupiens nec esse sius. 15Hor.2. ser. which of these is the more quod odi. Ovid. Errore grato libenter omnes insani- mad. 2sVesanum exagitant gueri, innupteque mus. 6 Amator scortum vitae prweponit, iracundus puelkse vindictam; fur priedam, parasitus gulam, ambitiosus 48 Democritus to the Reader. solemn protestation, or swear, I think you will believe me without an oath; say at a word, are they fools? I refer it to you, though you be likewise fools and madmen yourselves, and I as mad to ask the question; for what said our comical Mercury? 17 " Justum ab injustis petere insipientia est." I'll stand to your censure yet, what think you? But forasmuch as I undertook at first, that kingdoms, provinces, families, were melancholy as well as private men, I will examine them in particular, and that which I have hitherto dilated at random, in more general terms, I will particularly insist in, prove with more special and evident arguments, testimonies, illustrations, and that in brief.'JVNunc accipe quare desipiant omnes ceque ac tu. My first argument is borrowed from Solomon, an arrow drawn out of his sententious quiver, Pro. iii. 7,' Be not wise in thine own eyes." And xxvi. 12, "Seest thou a man wise in his own conceit? more hope is of a fool than of him." Isaiah pronounceth a woe against such men, cap. v. 21," that are wise in their own eyes, and prudent in their own sight." For hence we may gather, that it is a great offence, and men are much deceived that think too well of themselves, an especial argument to convince them of folly. Many men (saith'gSeneca) " had been without question wise, had they not had an opinion that they had attained to perfection of knowledge already, even before they had gone half way," too forward, too ripe, prceproperi, too quick and ready, 20citb prudentes, cito pii, citb mariti, citb patres, citb sacerdotes, cito omnis officii capaces et curiosi, they had too good a conceit of themselves, and that marred all; of their worth, valour, skill, art, learning, judgment, eloquence, their good parts; all their geese are swans, and that manifestly proves them to be no better than fools. In former times they had but seven wise men, now you can scarce find so many fools. Thales sent the golden Tripos, which the fishermen found, and the oracle commanded to be 2l' given to the wisest, to Bias, Bias to Solon," &c. If such a thing were now found, we should all fight for it, as the three goddesses did for the golden apple, we are so wise: we have women politicians, children metaphysicians; every silly fellow can square a circle, make perpetual motions, find the philosopher's stone, interpret Apocalypses, make new Theories, a new system of the world, new Logic, new Philosophy, &c. JVostra utique regio, saith 22Petronius, "' our country is so full of deified spirits, divine souls, that you may sooner find a God than a man amongst us, we think so well of ourselves, and that is an ample testimony of much folly. My second argument is grounded upon the like place of Scripture, which though before mentioned in effect, yet for some reasons is to be repeated (and by Plato's good leave, I may do it, 2365 6 xaebv p Osv oUEy pc3