Class _i=Ll^.^ Book )if ^j2> I I ?n^/t'')qo <^f^ -^ ' /"^^-^^ 11 E Y I E W ^^, OF "A DISCOURSE OCCASIONED BY THE DEATH OF DANIEL WEBSTER, PREACHED AT THE MELODEON ON SUNDAY, OCTOBER 31, 1S52, BY THEODORE PARICER, MINISTER OF THE T^VENTY-EIGHTH CONGREGATIONAL SOCIETY IN BOSTON.'' / BY "JUNIUS AMERICANUS." "He that hidcth hatred with lyinjr lip?, and that uttert'tli slander, is a fool."' — rROVERiis, s. 18. '■ Answer a/ooi according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own conceit."' — xxvi. 5. '• I'll prove it on his body." — Sqakespeare. BOSTON AND CAMBRIDGE: JAMES MUNROE AND COMPANY, 1853. Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1S53, by JAMES MUXROE AND COMPANY, In the Clerk's Office of the District Court of the District of Massachusetts. i c A :m n R I rt o E : AI.LtX AM> 1 AUNIIAM, rniXTERS, PREFACE. The writer of this Review has waited, expectantly, for what seemed to him a long time, to see the work which he has undertaken done by some other hand ; but no one seemed dis- posed to take hold of it. Some said the Discourse was not worth noticing ; others that it was unanswerable. Some even of Mr. Webster's friends shook their heads sadly, and said that much of it was too true ! The writer of this Review could no longer consent to see an " Ossa upon Pelion" of obloquy rest- ing on Daniel Webster's grave, and this Review is the result. Prepared as he was to find in this Discourse much more to con- demn than to praise, he had not an idea of one half of its iniquity. He knew there was abuse and misrepresentation, but did not know what malignity, meanness, prevarication, in- decency, bad metaphor, false logic, false statement, canting hypocrisy, and, comparing it with the first edition, what deli- berate contradiction, alteration, interpolation, and crafty sup- pression for a selfish purpose, there was extant in these one hun- dred and eight pages of a funeral discourse upon the greatest man of our time. We saw that it had lain on Webster's grave too long already ; that it had gone through an immense news- paper edition, and a revised pamphlet edition ; had been almost universally read, and, by those interested in its success, lavishly commended until there was danger that Daniel Webster mira- hile dictu would be taken by a great many iionest people at Theodore Parker's valuation ! Under these extraordinary cir- cumstances this Review has been undertaken, with the settled determination of a thorough expose^ and the design will be pursued with a will that knows no relenting. Charlatanry, chicanery, and effrontery have done their utmost to gain for this individual the public ear, and his pernicious influence being on the increase, it is high time to " abate him as a nuisance." To affect any squeamishncss in handling such a subject would be merely an affectation, and none will be affected. It is, we are aware, a dirty piece of work, but, like the sani- tary explorations, investigations, and expurgations necessary to the public health, it is not dishonorable, and we are willing to suffer in the nostril for the public good. It may be thought that the reviewer takes too much notice of the trifles of style : the reason for treating them so seriously is this ; these " straws " of metaphor " show which way the wind of doctrine blows" him, and give a knowledge of the meteorology of his passions. In this relation they assume an importance not intrinsically their own. The intention of the reviewer is not only to show up the Discourse and take away its power for evil, but to serve the author of it in the same way. To make a stethescopsis of his cardiac region, — to prove his probity with the probe of proba- bilities. To sound his depth, — ascertain his specific gravity, — approximate a fair market valuation of his " notions." Lay down on chart the shallows and quicksands of his theology, — ascertain his electrical condition, and see if he is not too posi- tive to 1)(^ a g(Ki(l conductor, — study his metallurgy and see how nnicli of him is gold, and how much brass ; assay the coinage of liis brain, and see how much of it is spurious; exa- mine the vaults of his mind, to see how much of the deposits is specie, and how much specious, ami also if Ihrrc has not been an overissue of paper; to ascertain the amount of his indebtedness to others, and inquire into the propriety of getting some Rev. Sidney Smith to inscribe jEre alieno on his fore- head. Finally, to calculate how much the public would pro- bably lose by taking him, and his "properties," at his own personal valuation. By an unheard of ferocity of attack upon a dead man's fame, in a funeral sermon, this man has put himself beyond the pale of conventional protection. He has shown no mercy to the dead, we shall show none to him living. He appears to combine the meanness of a Thersites, with the ferocity of a Richard, and the boastfulness of a FalstafF. Like the latter, he would stick his cowardly steel into a dead hero's thigh, swear he had fought him an hour by Shrewsbury clock, and boast of having slain him. Like Gloster, one feels tempted to say, in passing the sword of justice to " the joints and to the marrow," " Down, down to hell, and say I sent tbee tliitlier, I that have neither pity, love, nor fear ! " 1=^ REVIEW CHAPTER I INTRODUCTORY. In forming one's judgment upon a great man like Daniel "Webster, it is necessary to take a stand where we can look at his character and actions in a proper light — to retire from him to a proper distance, that we may look at his proportions from the right point of view. Of this, however, the writer of the Discourse under consideration is by nature and art incapable. To illustrate, w^e will relate a short story, not to be found in " Plutarch's Lives," or " Caesar's Commentaries." Once upon a time, there lived in Italy a Roman, named Minutius Specius Spectacus, who was bestridden by the idea that he was a great critic in matters of art, esjoe- cially statuary ; and by dint of giving his opinion on all possible occasions, with all possible audacity, he found a good many to believe in his pretensions. Strange as it may seem, he was near-sighted and squint- eyed, and his sight was obscured by a constant rheum, occasioned by his habit of gazing too closely and con- tinuously upon one point. Spectacus had heard of the great Colossus at Rhodes, and he determined to give the world the benefit of his judgment upon it; so lie set sail for that island, amid the cheers of his particular coterie, and expressions of mutual admiration that were very gratifying to all con- cerned. Arrived in sight of the object of the visit, the captain of the vessel proposed to cast anchor some ways out, as was customary with those who went to view this immense statue. There stood the mighty Colossus, between the limits of whose giant stride the commerce of a city passed and repassed with outspread sail, a noble object at the proper point of view. But our critic, Minutius Specius Specta- cus, at that distance, purblind as he was, could only see a tall and undefined something, which he could neither comprehend nor appreciate; so he must needs sail on, and land near by, where he could see a little better. Getting on shore, he went winking and blinking np to one of the statue's mighty feet. He could hardly tiptoe a horizontal glimpse across the massive instep; but he went peeping and peering and squinting about, with a most sagacious and cognizant expression. He put his finger here, and his thumb there. He was curious to know what it was made of He found fault because it was not polished. Finally, he took out a graduated rule, and proceeded to calculate the superficies of the toe-nails ; and lo I he found that there was disproportion between the great toe-nail and the little toe-nail ! This ascertained, he needed no more. A Phidias or a Praxiteles could not have shaken his faith in the idea that the thini]^ was a failure. " Thouuh he had ))een brayed in a mortar," yet would not that "foolishness have departed from hiui." He sailed out of the harbor, and out of siosition ! " aye, and his delicate be- havior in it! We'll not forget either of them — well take care that they shall be remembered. " I am no party man," he remarks very naively, " you know that I am not." He should have said, I am a •• no- party" man, which is the most bigoted kind of a- party man. A little further on he says, "It is unjust to be ungener- ous, either in praise or blame." Really? Is it for the information of the public that this important assertion is hazarded? AVliat will the public say of the justice of the author of the Discourse after reading its heaps on heaps of Ijlame ? blame of all possible kinds, expressed in all possible ways. Blame by innuendo, by insinuation, by im])liration, l)y imputation, by accusation, by crimination. ]j]auie of carc'li'ssncss. imprudence, improvidence, dis- honesty in speech, purpose, money : of malignity, re- venge, tyranny, l)igotry. impurity, etc. etc.. to an amount which, if it Nvere all put together, so that he could see it at one glance, would bring the blush of shame upon the cheek of Theodore Parker himself, even if the tell-tale blood were compelled to anastomose the milHon of dis- 25 eevered capilLaries tlirougli the liarcl cicatrice of his seared conscience on the long forgotten way to the brazen face. Verily, ^' it is unjust to be ungenerous!" " Most of 3^ou," continues ho to his hearers, " are old enousfh to know that a^ood and evil are both to be ex- pected of each man. I hope," this sanguine preacher goes on to say, '' you are all wise enough to discriminate between right and wrong." It is much to be doubted if those who sit lomj^ under such sermons as the one under notice will, for any great length of time, retain that power of discriminating. False reasoning, combined with unfair and untrue statement, illustrated by bad metaphor, must in time injure the mental and moral perceptions. He again says, " give me your sympathies." For the honor of human nature, it is to be hoped he did not obtain "what he asked, even from the great majority of those ■whom curiosity and love of novelty had drawn in to wit- ness this carrion cucharist. As for those who already sympathized, they needed no pressing. Their ears were itching so violently that, at every harsh sentiment and savage accusation that scratched their tympanum, they all cried out, internally, "God bless" this tlieoloi!;ical "Duke of Arirvle;" and so held up their ears to be scratched again to the end of the chapter. They had all of them made up their faggot of opin- ions, and not a soul of them, the preacher included, would ever think of taking one out to examine it, for fear of loosenino; the bundle. But the climax of this man's loathsome hypocrisj^ is yet to come. The reader has of course perused the Dis- course, and knows with what it is fdled — what is the staple article in its composition. Then judge what sort of a man he is who, on the second page of a Discourse made up of such material, can coolly say, "This 1 am 3 2G sure of, — I shall be as tender in mj judgment as a woman's love ; I will try and be as fair as the justice of a man."(!) Just Heaven ! how could even that man, istc vir, have had the foolhardy assurance to let such a sentence as that go out to the world in ineffaccaljle print, with such a damning proof of its ftilsehood, and his own baseness at the heels of it ? " Qiicm Dcus vuU iKrderc ! " The fact is, there seems to be no truth at all in this man. He put that in because in and by itself it is beau- tiful ; and if he had followed it up with "tenderness" and "justice," it would have remained "a thing of beauty" that would have been in his reader's mind "a joy forever;" but as it is, it shows like the rose in the cheek of an abominable harlot, breeding disgust continu- ally. That man would sacrifice the holiest truth that ever emanated from the Divine heart for an affectation, a miserable affectation ! Let him recall to mind, and hy to heart, and reduce to practice, a sentiment he nttered only six lines before, " Only the truth is beautiful in speech." It is evident that Theodore Parker had anticipated the occasion of this Discourse — had considered its topics all over — had nui^ed its sentiments in his heart, and made swaddling clothes of words for them in his brain, while Daniel Webster lay upon bis couch of sickness. It was to be his biggest gun he would bring out, and his heaviest shot was to be fired. When the time came, he was ready loaded, primed, and cocked. We can easily appreciate the "feeling sense" he had of his "present opportunities," when we find him divulging his exultation at the god- send of n great subject in the following terms: "Such a day as this will never come again to you and me. There is no Daniel Webster loft to die, and Nature will not soon give us another such as he." 27 No doubt of it. The weeping hyena would never have another grave hke this to dig into and desecrate, so he must needs go at it " tooth and nail." To end this chapter as it was begun, by a quotation. " Seems he a clove ? his feathers are but borrowed ; For he' s disposed as the hateful raven." CHAPTER IV. HIS INTRODUCTION. " He apprehends a world of figures here. But not the form of what he should attend." Shakespeare. Having accomplished his exordium to his evident satis- faction, Mr. Parker opens his preliminary observations by a metaphor that would be good if it were true. The evident looseness and slipshodity of his style, an- noying as it is to a reader who is at all particular in such matters, would have been left unnoticed in this review, if he had not informed us in his preface that he had taken pains to revise the Discourse, and so, as we may fairly infer, has given it deliberately to the Avorld and the crilic, as a production its author considered worthy of himself, the subject, and the occasion. This being the case, of course he will expect no quarter. At any rate, he will find the reviewer to be, as Walter Scott said, '•' one of the Black Hussars of literature, that neither give nor take quarter." Not to detain the reader from the main subject of this chapter, we quote from the Discourse. 28 " A great man is the blossom of the world ; the individ- ual and prophetic flower, parent of seeds that will be men." The above sounds very oracular, vcrij. So a great man is all for show, and not for ubc. — he is a Uossom, is he ? Botany forbid I The '• prophetic flower," prophesying of what ? '•' Parent of seeds that will be men," — prophesying of '' seeds ? " But unless that flower matures into some sort of a fruit, its chance of a seedy progeny is very small. Is it not so ? It is not true that the great man is the blossom of the world ; — he is rather "' the crowning fruit of an era." In the fruit stage, the " seeds " are matured. "What is the destiny of the individual blossom ? It is to become an individual fruit. " This," continues the preacher, '• is the greatest work of God; (this Mjlossom!') far transcending earth and moon, and sun, and all the material magnificence of the universe. It (the blossom) is ^a little lower than the angels,' and, like the aloe tree, it (the blossom) blooms but once an age." "Ye gods, and little fishes!" There is a figure, or rather a concatenation of figures. Hereafter, when our professors of rhetoric wish to illustrate, by an unmistak- able instance, the subject of mixed metaphors, the}" will only have to refer the student to ^'Theodore Parker's Dis- course," etc., top of the third page; and there they will find such an instance. The}' will there be taught that an apple blossom is greater and more perfect than an apple ; that the great man blossom is the greatest work of God ! — greater than the great man fruit ! that this blossom blooms like the aloe tree ! But he says, '* the great man is the blossom of tlie U'orhir — that the world is by comparison a tree or shrub that blossoms like the aloe, onlv once in a centurv. and the 29 product ontTat blossoming is a great man ! A great blow out, certainl}^ But the world is not like the aloe that blooms but once an age. It blossoms evermore, continuously, with myriads of lovely inflmts, whicli day by day unfold until they drop off the white petals of negative innocence, and year by year, as fruits, they grow and ripen for eternity ; and once an age there grows a great " apple of gold," which pos- terity put in the " silver pictures " of history for the ben- efit of coming ages. Such a fruit was Daniel AYebster, the generous wine of whose great mind shall revive, and exhilarate, and nour- ish the nations, long after this generation shall have ceased to scowl at the acrid verjuice of this sermonizer. We have taken a long time to pull this flower of rhet- oric in pieces. In fact, it was rather awkward to take hold of, because of its many salient incongruities. One would have thouGfht that common observation would have taught him that the fruit is the end or pur- pose of the productive process, as the apple, the nut, and the wheat, which is itself a seed and fruit alike. But the secret of the whole trouble lies in the fact that he is fond of the sJiowif, and must needs incumber his metaphor by lugging in that much abused posy, the aloe. His rhet- oric inevitably provokes the epithet " sophomorical." But we pass on. Some ways down the page, wo come to the following observation : " Even Nicholas of Russia is only tall, not great." As an offset to this, we will merely remark that even the sea serpent, of Naliant, is only long, not thick ! On page fourth peeps out the "one idea" which under- lies the whole of this man's philosophy. It appears in these three words, '• the Eternal right," wliich shibboleth of this noparty man's party is, being by that party interpreted, " the freedom of the negro ; " but which, reasoning ab- 3* 30 stractly, might just as well be rendered, '- the freedom of malefactors, lunatics, infants, idiots, and all persons what- soever, whether their own trood, the o:ood of the family, the good of society, the good of a nation, the good of the whole world requires them to Iju kept in restraint for the present, or not. It is easy to show what this "eternal right" is, however. It is, "to act from the ruling motive of love to God and his creatures," and this motive no more rules Theo- dore Parker, to judge by his discourses, which are "full of malice and all uncharitaljleness," than it does the veriest " Legree " that ever blasphemed human nature on a cot- ton plantation. The fact is, that the reviewer, even in ihis apparently cruel castigation, is only carrying out his own ideas of universal good will, and acting up to the proverb, " a whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back." Strange as it may appear to a man of one idea, it is confidently claimed that all the love of God and his creatures does not reside in I, my, me, Theodore Parker, the ipse dixitizer of fallacious propositions, vile accusa- tions, and inapt similes. Those who have read the production herein under review, or even our extracts, will justify severity in the case ; for a thing so brimming full of evidence, that its author is in the " gall of bitterness, and the bond of ini- quity," does not out-black the blackness of the ink which it perverts ; and Thegdore Parker is so encased like an oyster in his shell of self-conceit, that nothing 1)ut the point of an unscrupulous knife Avill stand a chance of •02:)ening liim to tlic IJLi'ht of roniiuon decency. AVe have undertaken this task, and we are bound to pry open the bivalves if the knife does not break, so " by the grace of God," the reader's interest in common justice, and our J 31 own desire to do good in our day and generation, lie shall not be " spared for his crying." On page sixth, he says, "Little boys in the country working against time, with stints to do, long for the pass- ing by of some tall brother, who in a few minutes shall achieve what the smaller boy took hours to do. And we are all of us but little boys, looking for some great bro- ther to come and help us end our tasks." God has so constituted us that we cannot permanently profit by any such help in our " stints." The muscles of the arm will never grow and harden by the exercise of a proxy. The only true philosophy of life is to do each one his own work, every one in his proper sphere. He who has the great arm let him strike the heavy blow ; he who has the nimble foot let him run the swift race ; he who has the great head let him think the great thought. Let the great brother take care of the little brother, and let the little brother, whether an individual, or a race, be content to be taken care of until he too becomes a big brother. But by all means let no little brother " let his angry pas- sions rise," because all little brothers must be kept under guardianship until they can take care of themselves, and make upward and onward progress, instead of falling backward into moral debasement and physical imbecility. And especially let not the high-strung little brother of one family meddle with the domestic concerns of another family, and because some little brothers get whipped, deny the propriety of keeping the little brothers under guardianship. And most especially of all, let not that high-strung little brother abuse the biggest brother of us all, because being great and tall, he saw things which the little brother could not see without being boosted up on the great brother's mighty shoulder. Another quotation. "But it is not quite so easy to 32 recognize the greatest kind of greatness. A Xootka Sound Indian woukl not see much in Leibnitz. Newton, Socrates, or Dante ; and if a great man were to come as much before us as we are before the Xootka-Sounders, what shoukl we say of him ? Why, the worst names we coukl devise, — infidel, atheist, bkisphemer, h3-pocrite. Perhaps we shoukl dig up the old cross, and make a new martyr of the man posterity will worship as a deity." The above is very easy of interpretation. Those who have been familiar with the public performances of the author of the Discourse will very readily understand who it is that, having been long called infidel, hypocrite, etc., is now in fear of martyrdom, and expects at some future day, " Heaven save the mark ! " the honors of apotheosis ! This man has now for these ten 3-ears been taking his expected posthumous glory by anticipation, in regular weekly instalments, as a part of his stipend from the " Twenty-Eighth Congregational Society in Boston,"' and of late with freesoil-party-press incense thrown in. Tic in advance of the age ! He is merely befuddled with what he thinks to be intelligence " in advance of the mails." Let him take to heart the lesson of the poet, " A little knowledge is a dangerous thing ; Drink deep, or ta^te not the Pierian spring. There shallow draughts intoxicate the brain. But drinking largely sobers us again !" As to difo-ing up the old cross of even the humblest martyr, to crucify this man upon, it would l)e a desecra- tion. The only cross which eomes to mind as at all ap- propriate to his case, is the one which bore the malefactor that railed upon our Saviour ; but even that would be disfn-aced l)y it, lor the malefactor was made a railer by suflering, but this num by an overweening vanity. We come now to another rich specimen of rhetorical 33 logic. Says the sententious sermonlzer, " Any man can measure a walking-stick, — so many liantls long, and so many nails beside ; but it takes a mountain intellect to measure the Andes and Altai." A decent illustration if true, but lacking the salt of truth ; although it may an- swer for off-hand preaching, it Avon't bear keeping between covers, and should not have been hazarded in printer's ink. A walking-stick and a mountain are measured on pre- cisely the same mathematical principles, and the intellect that can get at the height, thickness, or solid contents of a walking-stick, with its minute irregularities of carved head, tassel-hole, and tapering ferule, not to speak of a Niagara hickory stick, with its hooked top and numerous nodes, can get at the same particulars in respect to a mountain, give him iime enough : the principle is the same, and so this w^alking-stick simile must go along with the "blossom." In the hope that Mr. Parker may be persuaded to amend his style, we insert the following specimens, in which Parker and Shakespeare may be compared in the matter of manner and originality. " Sullenly the full moon at morning pales her ineffectual light before the ris- ing day." " See, see, king Richard doth himself appear, As doth the blushing discontented sun, From out the fiery portal of the east ; "When he perceives the envious clouds are bent, To dim his glory and to stain the track Of his bright passage to the Occident." Is it possible that the preacher leaves out quotation marks on purpose ? " Pales her ineffectual fires" is very like an old acquaintance, and '■ leads to bewilder and daz- zles to blind/ M'hich we find a little further on in the Discourse, has a singularly familiar sound to those who 34 learned to read in Murray's English Reader. The omis- sion of tlie proper marks is unfortunate to say the least. Again a quotation. " It is a false great man often gets possession of the pulpit, with his lesson for to-day, which is no lesson." The application of the above is so obvious, that one cannot claim any merit in calling attention to it. When a coat is so apparent a fit to a back that is tiniqne and outre in its deformities, it need not be tried on to find out for whom it is adapted. Here comes another mess of mixed metaphor, which might be pardonable in the heat of extemporizing, but what shall Ave say of it as a deliberate part and parcel of a much lauded discourse upon the death of Daniel Web- ster, revised and corrected for the press by the author ? "Dull Mr. Jingle urges along his restive, hard-mouthed donkey, besmouched with mire and wealed with many a stripe, amid the laughter of the boys ; while, by his proper motion, swanlike Milton flies before the faces of mankind, which are new-lit with admiration at the poet's rising flight, his garlands and his singing robes about him, till the aspiring glory transcends the sight, yet leaves its track of beauty trailed across the sky." Not exactly "with the tenderness of woman's love," but certainly with the justice of a lover of good rhetoric, we would suggest that the discourser should not let his great thoughts so run away with him, but get discretion to assist him to " hold them in and let them trot." First he gives us Mr. Jingle, in appropriate and laughable style. So fir, good ; he is on terra lirma witli his meta- phor, and seems (^uite at liome with the donkey and the muddy road ; but when he rises into the sky, he cuts a curious " figure." If it was Jolni Milton's -proper motion" to lly like a swan, all that can be said is that he flew very awkwardly, 35 and showed a very homely pair of black legs ! The swan is beautiful and graceful when floating on the surface of the stream, but a goose can beat him in flying all hollow. When Theodore gets through botany, and has a sufficient acquaintance with " blossoms," a course of natural history would not hurt his rhetoric. The " figure " shows the marks of a good deal of car- pentering, and all because he would persist in scaring up the swan from the stream, where she was floating so buo}^- antly, to trail her awkward paddles and penfeathers through the atmosphere. It is quite evident that when he started out the " don- key," he had his eye on another quadruped, the winged courser, Pegasus, whom the muses, from time immemorial, have kept at livery for the use of aspiring mortals when they " had a desire to rise higher," and career through cloudland to hexametric, pentametric, and other thorough- paced measures. But the swan was pressed into the ser- vice instead, and made to perform in the aerial hippo- drome of this rhetorical Franconi. It is very plain that, having thus sent Milton out of sight, the preacher thought he had "done about enough for glor}''," in this particular line, for he immediately takes a new tack. On pages ninth and tenth, he says, " Merchants watch the markets: they know what ship brings corn, what hemp, what coal ; how much cotton there is at New York, or New Orleans ; how much gold in the Ijanks. They learn these things because they live by the market, and seek to get money by their trade. Politicians watch the turn of the people and the coming vote, because they live by the ballot-box, and wish to get honor and oflice by their skill. So a minister who would guide men to wis- dom, justice, love, and piety, and to human welfore, — he must watch the great men, and know what quantity of 36 truth, of j ustice, of love, and of fiiitli there is m Calhoun, Webster, Clay ; because he is to live by the word of God, and only asks thy ' kingdom come ! ' " It has been seen of what stuff this man's rhetoric is made. Here is a specimen of his logic. A more perfect instance of the nou scquitur can scarcely be found. The professor of rhetoric is already furnished; — here is a rich godsend to the professor of logic. How it follows that because the merchant must watch the markets to make money, and the politician watch politics to get office, that the minister must watch Calhoun, Webster, and Clay, particularly, may be " as clear as mud." Can anybody see it ? We reverence the priestl}' office, and him who is a true minister to the souls of his fellow men, and would not say a word in disparagement of ihem, but we cannot help see- ing how much more appropriate it would be to this pseu- do minister, this pseudo martyr, this pseudo second Chrid, for such he aspires to be thought, if he had followed out his comparison as he began it, and, after making out the merchant and the politician to be wholly mercenary, treat- ing all alike, he had made out the minister to be merce- nary also. Instead of his present non scquiiur, the following scquitur is at least in agreement with the rest of the argu- ment. "A minister (one of them at least) watches the reliti-ious market, and carefullv notes the fluctuations of popular sentiment. He marks in what article there is the lead couipetHiou, because he intends to get a living by trading in such theological 'notions' as he can get the most profit from, and in which he can do the most business on the smallest capital." 80 much for this S2)ecinicn of logic; yet we shall find, further on, that this metaiihor mauLrliua: loe are mistaken in the criticism, the point is really worthy of a separate discourse. Will not the " nn'nister, etc." take it into consideration ? Further on we fall in with another characteristic meta- phor. Ik' says, ''But Mr. Wood had small Latin, and less Greek, and only taught what he knew. Daniel was an ambitious boy, and apt to learn. Men wonder that some men can do so much with so little outward furniture. The wonder is the other way. He was more colleire than the collen'C itself, and had a university in his head. It takes time, and the swe;it of oxen, and the shouting of drivers, goading and whipping, to get a cart-load of cider 41 to the top of Mount Washington ; but the eagle flics there on his own wide wings, and asks no help." The above " gem of purest ray serene " must have cost the diver at least ten years' shortening of his natural life to bring it up from its " dark unflithomed cave," and the reader is exhorted to admire it accordingly. To mix the metaphor a little by way of adaptation to the subject, this chimeratic eructation from a weak and dyspeptic mental stomach, this conceit conceited, not conception conceived, this rhetorical Macduff, not born, but ripped out b}^ carelessness or misdemeanor, with " the mother's mark " of the clouds and the cow yard upon it, half eagle, half cider barrel, is intended to illustrate the flict that Daniel Webster could learn Latin and Greek with but little external assistance, while somebody else had a hard time of it with a regular ox-team to help him I Dan is the eagle plain enough, but who upon earth is the cider barrel ? Out with it, Theodore ; is it you ? No, that can- not be, for you are a teetotaller, and besides it is evident by this time that you don't hold much more than a pint. The question must lie over for the next issue of not Put- nam's Monthly, but Parker's AVeekly, when we shall no doubt be enlightened upon the profound speculation, " have we an intellectual cider barrel amongst us ? " There is now and then a good metaphor in this " Dis- course," but it is a remarkable fiict that they are only to be found where by accident a imth has been embodied. Take for instance this, on page IG. '• The mother, one of the ' black Eastmans,' was quite a superior woman. It is often so. When vidm leaps high in the jmhlic fountain you seek for the lofty spring of noble- ness, and find it far off in the dear breast of some mother who melted the snows of winter, and condensed the sum- mer's dew into fair, sweet humanity, which now gladdens the face of man in all the city streets." So then '• virtue'' 4* 42 did '■' leap hi(jh in the puhlic fountain^' i\\^i is the breast o^ Webster, after all ! What contradiction 1 Mr. Parker let this stand in the •■' pamphlet" because he thought it did liiui credit as a writer. It is one of his miserable affectations after all. After this brief notice of Webster's early youth, the author goes on to mention, with some short comments, the most prominent public incidents in his life, and continu- ing, gives the chronology of his various calls to public sta- tions, calling this a condensed map of his outward history, after which he says, " Look next at the headlands of his life." Up to this time the hostile intentions of the preacher xiave not been openly disclosed; but then follows the most direct, determined, and diabolically reckless attack that the Discourse contains. An attack that seems to have been conceived in a wanton disregard of rational consideration and impartial inference. No wonder that Theodore Parker says, on page 82, " We must deny to Mr. AVebstcr the great Reason ! " lie is not constituted for an appreciation of ^^ the great Reason." He knows not how to lay the foundation of an argument. His Archimedean lever with which he vainly imagines he moves the world, when he merely sways his own coterie, not only lacks the^w/y;^ d'appui, the stalde fulcrum, but is indeed no Archimedean lever at all, but only the show- man's "long pole," with which, projected from himself, and. having no oiXiov 2mrchasc,\\Q stirs up the "Twenty-Eighth •Congregational Society in Boston," and when the New Music Hall reverberates their growls of applause/== he thinks it is an earthquake. To build a building, one must have a foundation. It * "Wlu-n the Twonty-Eiglitli Conjiregational Society are pleased, they laugh aloud, and when they particularly approve the sentiment, they applaud in the style of thu pit of a theatre. 43 Avill not do to assume the basis of an argument. Theodore Parker assumes that slavery', ^j^r sc, is wrong, — he argues among other things, from that assumption, that Daniel Webster told a three hours' lie, in the Senate Chamber, on the seventh of March, 1850. In this he is like Sindbad the Sailor, who, with his companions, landed on a whale's back, assuming it to be an island ; but when they had got their fires well to burning, the whale dove, and they all went under. So Parker and his crew have landed on ungrounded sentiment, that is "very like a Avhale." Tliev have Q-ot too-ether a i»;ood deal of drift-wood, waifs and estraj^s on the flood of error, and are assaying to make a beacon light with their rubljish, for the benefit of mari- ners ; but when the fire has got Avell to burning, and the monster's thick cuticle begins to fiy, we shall see them all submerged; and while the fishy afiair they assumed to be so solidly grounded goes downward out of sight, they'll all be seen paddling for dear life. Having received a wholesome lesson, it is to be hoped that they will make some point o the mainland, w^liere their lives may be prolonged to warn others not to make an island of a whale's back. Daniel \Yebster was remarkable for the breadth and solidit}^ of the foundation of his argument. So far from mistaking some monster of ocean for an island, and using it as such, he never took so small a position as an island. He used a continent at least, often a hemisphere, and sometimes the four quarters of the globe, as his founda- tion. Keeping this fact in view, we quote the entire attack upon his fame as a constitutional jurist, and, allow- ing all the facts put forth in it, (of whose truth we neither know nor care to know,) we take the broad ground that they prove nothing. AVe quote Discourse, page 22 : " I know that much of his present reputation depends on his achievements as a ^ 44 lawyer, — as an ^expounder of the Constitution.' Unfor- tunately (!) it is not possible for me to say how much credit belono;s to Mr. AVebster for his constitutional ar^u- ments, and how much to the late Judge Story. The pub- lication of the correspondence between those gentlemen will perhaps help settle the matter ; but still, much exact legal information was often gi^xm by word of mouth (I) during j^ersonal interviews, and that must forever re- main hidden from all but him who gave, and him who took." (IIow peurile must this appear to those who knew Daniel Webster ! Does any one believe that in their intellectual barter, Daniel Webster went away in debt even to such a man as the erudite Story ? " Par no- lile fratnim''' — ^they each gave and each took of the other what seldom comes from human lips. Happy would it have been for Mr. Parker if he could have picked up even the "crumbs that fell'' from their rich table, albeit no Lazarus in any thing but his jDresent destitution.) " However, from 181 G to' 1842, Mr. AVebster was in the habit of drawing from that deep and copious well of legal knowledge, whenever his own bucket was dry. (!) (One would suppose a dr}' bucket would scarcely hold water even from another man's well. He should have said nxU instead of bucket, but his rhetoric is incorrigible.) 3Ir. Justice Story was the Jupiter Pluvius from whom Mr. Webster often sought to elicit peculiar thunder." (where is Jupiter Tonans all this time? "in thunder, lightning, or in rain," all is one to our rhetorician. When will '• the chair" at Cambridge be vacant ?) "for his speeches and private rain for his own pul)lic tanks of law." (Even that is better than to expectorate upon the public as ^Ir. Parker does.) The statesman u-ot the lau\cr to draft bills, to make suggestions, to furnish facts, precedents, law, and ideas. (Mr. Webster had business enough to have employed a good many in getting his cases ready 45 for him.) He went on this aqiiilicican business:, asking aid, now in a bankruptcy bill in 181G and 1825 ; then in (ques- tions of the law of nations in 1827 ; next in matters of cri- minal law in 1830 ; then of constitutional law in 18o2 ; then in relation to the north-eastern boundary in 1838 ; in matters of international law again, in his negotiations with Lord Ashburton in 1842. "You can do more for me than all the rest of the world," wrote the Secretary of State, April 9, 1842, "because you can give me the lights I most want ; and if you furnish them I shall be confident that they will ))e true lights. I shall trouble you greatly for the next three months." (Well, what if he did? does it follow, because Story sometimes furnished lights that Daniel Webster had no eyes ? Does it follow that a man does not see, because another man sells him the best winter strained oil ?) And again, July 16, 1842, he writes, " Nohocl>/ hut yourself can do this." ( Story w^as a reg- ular le2;al whale it seems, with a head full of the best kind of spermaceti !) " But alas ! in his later years the benefi- ciary sought to conceal the source of his supplies. Jupiter Pluvius had himself been summoned before the court of the hio-her law." "Much of Mr. W^ebster's flune as a constitutional lawyer rests on his celebrated argument in the Dartmouth College case. But it is easy to see that the facts, the law, the precedents, the ideas, and the con- clusions of that argument, had almost all of them been presented Ijy ]\Iessrs. Mason and Smith, in the previous trial of the case." This attack on AYebster's fame as a constitutional law- yer, reminds one of a silly ram 1)utting a boulder of o-ranite. It does not hurt the boulder, but the animal re- coils with a half summersault that lands him on his back. We commend to our author for a warning, the exam- ple of the pertinacious piece of mutton we read of, whose 46 master, determined to cure the vicious animal of enacting such frequent battery, hung up a billet of wood under a tree, and leaving the vir [/regis butting away at sundown with commendable and pains-taking perseverance, re- paired to the scene at sunrise the next day, and found the animal all used up but the tail, and that was travel- lino; back and forth like a weaver's .^buttle. What we wish our author to take particular notice of, is the fact, that the billet of wood does not appear to have sustained any material injury, but the animal was evidently ^' in ex- tremist It is well known that Daniel AVebster was remarkable for his faculty of getting just the right kind of informa- tion from the right kind of men. He did not pretend to know every thing intuitively, — no truly great man pre- tends it. He had the good sense to gather materials from their proper sources. He could, doubtless, have got at truth, even from Theodore Parker, by his skill in the rcdudio ad ahsurdam. He loved to converse with what are called common men, not only about common things, but j)ublic affairs, and political principles. His neighbors in Marshfield know about that. He did not shut himself up as closely as an oyster in a shell of self-conceit, and reason of the universal world from a grain or two of sand that was inclosed in it ; nor yet, like the spider, did he spin a web from his'^own private and peculiar abdo- men. He asked, and he received of others. He was an architect, not a dealer in bricks, and granite, and lime, — in lumber, and nails, and paint. He obtained his materials of those who could l)est furnish them, lie had not time to do every thing, — his mind had no oppor- tunity to go into minute details, but was he any less the architect ? Does Nicholas govern Ilussia ? It is supposed that he 47 does ; but by and hy Theodore Parker Avill be travelling that way, and come across a letter of his, inquiring how large an amount of powder there is at Cronstadt, and then he will proclaim that the keeper of the public pow- der in Cronstadt is emperor of all the Russias, and not this much-talked-of Nicholas. Grant that Mr. Justice Story, whose fame is the price- less property, and one of the noblest honors of America, did give Daniel Webster much information upon inter- national and other departments of law ; did not Coke, and Littleton, and Blackstone, and Vattell give much informa- tion to Mr. Justice Story? and will any one pretend, because he availed himself of all the sources of legal and juridical information, posthumous or contemporary, to which he could gain access, that any one of Joseph Story's masterly argumentary juridical decisions was any the less his own ? It is not the material, but the combination of material that makes the argument. Away, then, with this most preposterous pretence of doubt as to Daniel Webster's merit as a constitutional ad- vocate and lawyer ; and away, too, with this denier of '• the great Reason," who does not argue, but Uundcrs, that Daniel Webster was not really the " Expounder of the Constitution." Let him get off betimes from the slimy, slipper}^ back of his anti-slavery whale, before his Ijeacon fire burns into the quick, and he is submerged ; — let him scramble into his shallop; hoist sail; ply oar; and hasten to plant himself upon the solid "world" which Webster "bestrides like a colossus;" let him betake himself to some good professor of rhetoric and logic, in a fiivorable place for botanical observation ; and, if he can get a chance, support himself meanwhile, by hiring out to feed and stir up the animals for some keeper of a zoological garden, and so learn the use of metaphor, the chopping f 48 of logicj the fructification of flowers, and the difference between the BLack Swan and the poet's Pegasus. But if, after all, he should prove naturally incapable of proper instruction, and should emerge upon the disgusted world with his old stock of " blossoms," and '' donkeys," and "movable schools," and "cider barrels," then, for the benefit of the rising generation portion of the " Twenty- Eighth Congregational Society," for whose rhetoric and logic we have a kindh- regard, we hereby publicly offer our friendly aid, that this literary ape ma}' no more climb the rhetorical pole without having his "unprotected parts" ••' of speech properly cared for. We will be his Jupiter Plu- vius, and sprinkle his "blossoms" from all unseemliness, while he remains ^^ suh iegminc fyagi" or if that gives him too much wnhmge we will take him supra mmhmn until the shower is over, and "Jupiter Tonans" shall never divulge it, so much as by a single thunderclap. If this does not suit him, and he continues to trans- gress, .we will enter suit against him in the name of the Muses, for a trespass upon Parnassus, in tramping over the flower-beds in jack-boots, and hitching his hobby-horse to the columns of the temple of Fame. One of the worst features of this attack on Mr. Web- ster, is the hypocrisy manifested. Mr. Parker laid his plan very deep, as he thought. He begins by a delibe- rate endeavor to create the impression, that he loved and admired Daniel AVebster, that he might gain a position in the reader's mind from which he could administer his poison the more effectuall}- ; but, notwithstanding his art- fulness, his internal nature will ]ioke out its snake-head, now and then, prematurely, lie begins the work of de- traction, by craftily assuming to pity AVebstefs sad defi- ciencies in accurate scholarship. He follows with an at- * See Discourse, page 80. 40 tack on liis legal flimc. He goes on insidiously to awaken the prcjiidiccs of democrats, by artfully holding him up as a red-hot, anti-patriotic federalist, quoting from news- papers the most virulent expressions he can lay hold of, endeavoring all the while to give the impression that these are Mr. AVebster's sentiments, and m fact winding up a list of vile extracts, abusive of the democrats, by sajdng in so many words, " such was the language of Mr. Webster, and the party he served." To make this bare- faced misrepresentation appear in all its unscrupulous malignity, we will quote Theodore Parker's language in full, that the reader may sec how much of the language he quotes is from Mr. Webster. We begin on page 29. Let the reader look for himself, and see if our extract is fairly made, and includes all it purports to include. We quote from the Discourse. "Said a leading federal organ, 'The Union is dear; commerce is still more dear.' 'The Eastern States agreed to the Union for the sake of their commerce.' "With the federalists there was a great veneration for England. Said Mr. Fisher Ames, ' The immortal spirit of the wood-nymph Liberty dwells only in British oak.' ' Our country,' quoth he, 'is too big for union, too sordid for patriotism, and too democratic for liberty.' 'Eng- land,' said another, ' is the bulwark of our religion,' and the 'shield of alllicted humanity.' A federalist news- paper at Boston censured Americans as ' enemies of Eno-land and monarch v,' and accused the democrats of 'antipathy to kingly power.' Did democrats complain that our prisoners were ill treated by the British, it was declared ' foolish and wicked to throw the blame on the British government !' Americans expressed indignation at the British outrages at Hampton — burning houses and violating the women. Said the federal newspapers, ' It is 5 50 impossible that their (the British) miUtar}- and naval men should be other than magnanimous and humane.'" (Did any of these papers, jNIr. Parker, ever say that any par- ticular person -was "honest," "open, English; not Yan- kee!") "Mr. Clay accused the federalists of ^plots that aimed at the dismemberment of the Union/ and de- nounced the party as ^conspirators against the integrity of the nation.' "In general, the federalists maintained that England had a right to visit American vessels to search for and take her own subjects if found there ; and, if she some- times took an American citizen, that was only an *^ inci- dental evil.' ' Great Britain,' said the Massachusetts legislature, 'has done us no essential injury: she was fighting the battles of the world.' They denied that she had impressed 'any considerable number of American seamen.' Such zvas the language of Mr. Webster and the l)arty he served^ There are the extracts, — there is the closing assertion. Will it be credited that Mr. Parker had not quoted one single, solitary word, syllable, or letter from ]Mr. Webster when he says, " Such was the language of Mr. Webster?" Such is indeed the fact. Is it too severe in view of this to say that " the truth is not in him ?'' If so. what add'dional amount of misrepresentation would be ne- cessary to make the application just ? Fortunately for this traducer of the dead, he is amen- able to no "council."'-' But there is a council that will take cognizance of this matter — the council of a discriminating public. Hereafter let Mr. Parker stand up to teach religion at his peril. AVho will sit and hear him ? *Mr. Parker was selj-installed over the Twcnty-Eiglith Congregational So- ciety. 51 Four more entire pages are devoted to this subject of federalism, and extract on extract quoted from newspapers, and speeches of distinguished partisans, upon the demo- cratic side, all calculated to give the reader the impres- sion that the man who could be so savagely vituperated must have been a monster of political iniquity : and this precious omnium gcdhcrum is spread out over these four pages of this Discourse, for the sole purpose, as he naively remarks, and repeats the remark, of what does the reader suppose? Why this: "I mention these things that all may understand the temper of those times." He does, really! We do all understand the temper of those times, and, in addition, we fully understand the temper of the abhorrent ghoid who thus roots up the filth of the buried past, to foul with it the sacred grave of the recent dead. The grave of the dead ? Nay, worse. The dead man, when he began the Discourse, was not yet buried. It w^as to defile with, it the coffin and the shroud, nay, even the very flowers which a sad household then were strewing as the fragrant tribute, typical of a wife's holy love, and an only son's affection. In view of this horrid profana- tion, we are impelled to say with Cassio, " If thou hast no name to be known bv, let us call thee — devil!" In the entire eight pages which are devoted to the subject of Mr. Webster's relations to federalism, there is one single quoiation from Mr. Webster himself! Believe it or not, — look for yourselves, — only one single quota- tion ! This quotation w^e give, that the height and the depth, and the length and the breadth, of Mr. Webster's offending, even in those times, when everybody else was taxinfi- the Enj^lish lan^-uao-e to the uttermost to enrich their vituperative vocabulary, may be fully apparent. Here follows the solitary quotation : " I honor," said he, " the people that shrink from such a contest as this. I applaud their sentiments : they are such as religion and 52 humanity dictate, and siicli as none but cannihaU would wish to eradicate from the human heart." On^ page 35 we are introduced to the discourser's grand hobby, his cheval dc hatcdlle, the ''' slavery question." How he could have loitered so long in the rhetorical par- terre among the "blossoms," while that redoubtable steed, "all saddled, all bridled, all fit for the fight," stood by the horse-block, neighing for his rider, is indeed a wonder, for the discourser's place is decidedly in the saddle, and not amom; the flowers. When settled in the seat, his toes in the stirrups, and his long pole in rest, he is a regular moral Paladin, or, bating that, a Don Quixotte at least. For a Sanclio Panza to match, the reader may take his pick among abolition editors. But, after all, we find he has not j^et mounted, — he merely called the horse by name to silence his neighings, and pacify him for a little longer. He occupies some pages more with brief glances at Mr. Webster's public life, retailing some things, omitting others, and keeps up a running accompaniment of innuendo, insinuation, and sometimes direct accusation, with now and then an imputation upon his honor and honesty. The oljject of all this is perfectly plain. He is trying to enlist his hearers and readers against Mr. Webster, that, when he finally gets on horseback, he may run 'him down Avith the full approbation of all concerned, and his hohhy-horse get the glory of the victory. Is he sly in this? Is he crafty? this theologian — this " stand-by-for-I-am-holier-than-thou " philanthropist, who monopolizes all the honebt>/, and allows none to Daniel Webster ? We would seriously say to honest men of the same political party witli this minister, are you willing to trust such an evident trickster? Are the elements of even connuon honesty in liim? Will you allow liiiu to make a bridire of this Discourse from the rostrum of the New Music Hall in Boston to any political office ? He means to use you by and by. Are the seeds of greatness in him ? If they are they " blossom " at times with some queer lookino; "flowers," and we look in vain for fruit. Let it be here fully understood that we blame no man for an honest opinion, and a fair expression of it ; nor for open, undisguised hostility, displayed in subordination to the ordinary decencies of life. It is natural that men should differ — difler widely — sometimes, in this world, irreconcilably, and we blame no man for it. If this man, Theodore Parker, had used no unfairness — been guilty of no mean subterfuges — outraged no man's feelings by indecent expressions, we would never have opened our mouth in any thing but pure argument, even though he had treated Daniel AVebster's character with thrice triple severity. With Dr. Johnson, Ave " like an honest hater," and respect him too ; but we neither like, nor respect, a mean, sneaking, canting hypocrite who " takes a man by the beard " as if to kiss him, and then " stabs him under the fifth rib." With honest Mercutio we can't help saying of such an eneui}^ ^, " Zounds, a dog, a rat, a mouse, a cat, to scratch a man to death!" In referring to Webster's Reply to Hayne there was opportunity, if Theodore Parker had any desire for such an opportunity, to have said something in hearty praise of the man, but that did not suit, either his disposition, or his general design. In this part we plainly discern the preacher's hostility to the Union — his leaning to- wards nullification. Perhaps this Pilate of Massachusetts will make friends, and strike hands with some Herod of South Carolina, on this question. The result of such 54 conjunction niiglit bear some resemblance to the ••fig- ures" \vitli ^vhich this " Discourse " is adorned. In the matter of the "Ashburton Treaty," so called, it has been seen that Theodore Parker has the conceited impertinence, in his last edition, to deny Daniel Webster any credit whatever ! See extracts. Verily, it is high time to send Theodore to Congress ; he evidently knows more than anybody' else on the "great questions." "He is the man; wisdom will die with him." Let us make haste and secure his services before " Death," who " loves a shining mark," shall de- prive us of the privilege. When we all know that the English press abounded in expressions to the effect that " the great Yankee had over- reached, and outwitted Ashburton," and caricatures were published in London representing the same thing, we shall not need to trouble ourselves with this yelp of depreciation from the rostrum of the New Music Hall, which never would have appeared in print if its author had been nine days old in pohtical knowledge and under- standing. Let him get his eyes open before he begins to be dogmatic on a great question like that. When any persons whose opinions in matters^ of states- manship are of any consequence accept the views of Theodore Parker on this treaty matter, it Avill be time enough to treat this attack seriousl}'. Lentil that fabu- lous period we leave his argument mitouched, and pass on to his closing flourish of rhetoric, at which we pause a moment; for his benefit and that of our schoolboys. We quote: "After the conclusio-n of the treaty, Mr. Webster came to Boston. You remember his speech in 1842 in Faneuil Hall, lie was then sixty years old. He had done the ""reat deed of his life. He still lield a high station. He scorned or affected to scorn the littleness of 55 party, and its narrow platform, and claimed to represent the people of the United States. Everybody knew the importance of his speech. I counted sixteen reporters of the New England and Northern press at that meeting. It was a proud day for him, and also a stormy day. Other than friends were about him. It was thought he had just scattered the thinider which impended over the nation : a sullen cloud still hung over his own expecta- tions of the presidency, lie thundered his eloquence into that cloud, — the great ground-lightning of his Olympian power." It is with unfeigned reluctance that we meddle with this metaphor. We would have much rather let it stand, for it escapes as it were by a mere half inch being truly magnificent — worthy of the subject, worthy of the occa- sion. But it must be done. The knife must go into this gas-bag, and down must he come without even a para- chute to break his fall. We hope and trust, if it does not break his neck, it will teach him to fly in a safe and proper manner hereafter, or else remain below, which latter is the course we would recommend to him. We pass over the dubious question of the propriety of impending " thunder^' which he uses instead of thunder- cloud, because he wanted to use cloud again in the next line, and proceed to remark that it is a well established fact that "ground-lightning" makes no noise, ^w^ there- fore it is a blunder to represent Webster as thundering "ground-lightning" into a cloud. Many a man has seen a thunderbolt dart downward to the earth, and heard the deafenino; thunder ; but who has ever seen a thunderbolt go lip into a cloud with any similar explosion? — and if they have seen it, did it seem to hurt the cloud ' The fact is, to treat this matter good-naturedly, it wont do at all, Theodore. It is contrary to nature. Yes, contrary to the classic writers also. You have read the classical 56 dictionary, ]Mr. Parker, — you know some Latin and some Greek. You arc aware that Jupiter, Olf/mpian Jupiter, had a scat up aloft, and when he was in ill humor used to discharge his wrath and his thunderbolts together upon mortals below; while deep in the bowels of mother eartli old Vulcan had set up his forge, ^Nlount ^Etna was his chimney, and there he forged the thunderbolts for the Father of gods and men : but do you think that Jupiter would ever have tolerated the carelessness of having the new thunderbolts shot up into the Olympian regions, with OI//mp{an xioha ^wdL "power?" No, no. He would have had Juno and the young ones about his ears incontinently if he had. You must acknowledsre it would look careless. But Vulcan knew better. The "lame Lemnian" had an eye to business, and, when he had a quantity sufficient for a load, he sent them up quietly on a dumb waiter! Seriously, the mythology of the ancients embodies a good deal of philosophical truth in figurative language. Just imagine Ol^mipian Jupiter standing down below upon the ground, and throwing his thunderbolts upward at the clouds ! The hidden cause of the discourser's failures in the fi[>'ure line is to be found in his fondness for the sonorous, in consequence of which he sometimes gives us "vo.v ct prctcrca nihiW "Great ground-lightning sounded so well in his ear, that he either, in his admira- tion of the noise it made, forgot to examine into its cor- rectness, or, which is more probable, from his repeated blunders of that sort, did not know anv better. lie criticise Daniel Webster! lie deny the "great reason ! " It is recommended as a step to the improvement of his style, that he peruse the Eulogies of Everett, Ilillard, San- born, and Clioate ujUJU the subject of this Discourse. Let him, in those l)eautirul tributes to the great dei>arted, iind, if he can, any donkeys and swans — eagles and cider 57 btarrels — blossoms and ground-liglitning, or any otlicr "unprotected parts" of speech. If he would improve his reasoning faculties, let him study the congressional speeches of Webster, Everett, Clay, Calhoun, Benton, Cass, Buchanan, etc., and learn from them to exercise comprehensive reason, and the severity and simplicity of legitimate logic and rhetoric. Bronze and gilt may do for " The Twenty-Eighth Con- gregational Society," but the Senate of the United States discards every thing but genuine bullion. If he must continue to be flowcru, let him study Shakes- peare, who makes a kingly "progress," scattering his glittering coinage as a monarch scatters " largess ; " all j)ure gold w'itli the legal stamp of genius on it, not the fallacious " brass of the property-man," with uo recogniz- able stamp at all. CHAPTER YI. " THE HIGHER LAW." " .1// discord, harmony not understood; All partial evil, universal //ow/." — I'oi'E. From the forty-ninth page to the end, the "Discourse" is devoted to a consideration of Mr. Webster's course on the slavery question, and the vilest and most indecent abuse of his private character. He is accused of every enormit}^, and the basest motives unsparingly imputed to him. As all this flows out of Mr. Parker's holy zeal for what he is pleased to term " the higher law," we shall let this portion go, after what has already been said of it, 58 and extracted from it. The reader lias already been re- galed with some of its " baser parts." AVe proceed to give a nutshell statement of our view of '-'the slavery question," and '-'the higher law." Before God. we hflnestly believe as follows : — It is not wrong per se to hold property in human be- in crs. In all civilized countries, children are held as proper/^ by their parents until they are " of age." Their parents arc not required to give them any compensation but food and clothing. The parents can whip them at their dis- cretion, without judge or jury, if no undue severity is exercised. The parents can sell them to a master, giving that master all of their own rights except selling again, and our laws recognize this sale as valid and binding until they are twenty-one if males, and eighteen if females. Will any one deny the propriety of the law on this- point ? If they do not, then the question of the abstract rifjlil to hold human beings as property is settled. It is right under proper circumstances to so hold them and sell them. The question of abstract right being thus plainly set- tled, the question arises, under what circumstances may human beings be rightfully held as property ? The answer is plain. AVhen the real good of those most concerned recpdres it. Will any one dispute this point ? If not, let us next inquire whether the real good of those most concerned, requires that the negroes at the south, like minors all over the land, should be held as property / We l)eli(>ve th;it the throe millions of negroes at the South are Acry I'ar in advance of <(ug three ndllious of the country from which they originally came. Will an>- one undertake to denv that? Thev are l)etter fed and clothed. T>ett('r cared lor in sickness and old age. Better instructed in the usei'id arts of life, and are far higher in ' 59 the scale of geiienil intelligence. Better instructecl in re- ligion and common virtue. Their moral conduct is vaHlhi better than that of tlicir "fetisli" worsliipping country- men in Africa, even in the matter of the vianiage relation, about which so much is said, for in Africa, travellers tell ns, there prevails the most ahsolute loromisciiil//. Will any one deny any thing stated so far ? We believe that the negro of the South, although so much improved, is not ?jct fit for freedom, and would fall back into barbarism, and moral and physical degradation, if now set free. The emancipation of ihc negro in ilie ^Ycd Indies seems io have heen hroiight about h?j the providence of God to instruct us in this matter. Those who feel interested, and who doubt this opinion, are invited to inquire into the matter, and see for themselves. Would it not he wise to look before we leap in this thing ? Are we sure that by ill-timed effort, and injudicious agitation, we are not en- dangering the future welfare of a whole wide continent ? That we are not taking measures to prevent the enlight- enment and Christianization of Africa ? Is not this of importance enough to be looked at ? Does this view militate against the true democratic principle ? If so, how is it in regard to minors ? Is it contrary to true republicanism to keep tJion under guar- dianship until they are able to take care of themselves ? If not, is it contrary to true democratic principles to keep a race under guardianship ? We are capable of self-government, and for vs it is the only proper form, but is it so all the world over ? Look at it full in the ftice. What do you think ? Have wc been doing to the South as ive tvoidd he done ly in this matter ? Have we approached them in the pro- per spirit ? lias our conduct towards them been charac- terized by kindness and charity? We sincerely believe that it would be better for all 60 ^ concerned if northern Americans would cease to irritate their southern countrymen for some ^-ears, and see what result that course would bring about. In the meanwhile, we believe that it is the dut}' of our friends and fellow-countrymen at the South to take up the subject seriously, and see if iliey are doing all that can be done for their '• little brother," and if there is any thing more that can be done safeli/, and in a wise prudence for the inferior race, do it, even if it costs i rouble and moneij. We also believe that it is our duty, as Americans, to do all that we can to enable our countrymen at the South to carry out the wise and benevolent designs which would be sure to be started, in the fulness of their generous hearts, if we would let them whoUy alone. It is our duty to swallow down our prejudices and mis- taken pity, even as the tender parent swallows down his rising heart, when called upon b}' iluijj to go contrary- to his tenderest feelinus in correctimj; the faults of his dar- lin/ the only ones who have a right to go by "the higher law?" As to Theodore Parker, he scofls at the Bible — his Discourse has not even the usual preliminary ie.ii — he scofls at the entire Christian com- munity, and we do not consider it proper to " cast the pearls" of argument "before swine;" we have put the ring of a thorough exposure in his snout, and now let him root if he can. But we do desire to expostulate, reasonably and calm- ly, with the honest anti-slavery men. Again we ask, is it well to deny the right of conscience to me, and those who honestly think with me ? Did you ever look at this matter in this light before ? My conscience, guided by the best instruction my reason can appreciate, inclines me to support the " compromise measures " as the best thing that can be done for the real and jjcrnianent good of all interested. Are you prepared to say that we are all "dishonest," "robbers," "murderers," " man-stealers," and the like ? Do you really hcllcvc that we are sinning against our reason, our conscience, and our own souls in this matter, and that you only are obeying the "higher law of God?" Did you ever look at this matter of the "higher law" from this point of view? All we ask is the same freedom of conscience which you yourselves claim. 6 G2 May we not enjoy it, and yet escape being called by every abusive epithet in the English language ? AYe leave it for the candid consideration of the honest. CHAPTER VII. CHARACTER OF WEBSTER. "Jle icas a man, talce him for all in all, We shall not look upon his like again.''' — Shakespeare. It is easy to read the character of Daniel Webster. He was " open as the day," and generous as the sun. Even his traducer, in his first edition, says he was " open, honest, and above-board" — '-if he hated like a giant, he loved also like a king." Nature in Gcivino; him ^rreat "-ifts of intellect, and the most generous aftections, must needs stint him some- where ; and how did she do it? Let his traducer answer. ^^ In his generous nature was no taint of avarice." He had not even common worldly prudence in mere personal monej' matters. In his absence of mind, absorbed in the contemplation of an important case, he has been known to make a stop- per for his inkstand of a fifty dollar bill retaining fee I jVIeeting once a poor woman in the street, he listened kindly to her tale of wo, and putting his thumb and fmger into his vest pocket to give according to his feel- ings, finding there a single bank note, all he had, he gave, passed on, and left the wondering suppliant gazing after liis majestic form, witli a bill for twenty dollars in her trembliuii: fmii-ers! This unthiukiusjr Q-enerositv made men lavish in their 63 gifts to him. It was as natural for them to give to Daniel Webster, as it is to smile in the answering foce of the warm-heartecl. He was exceedingl}' tender in his feelings. The author of this review, at that time a student, sat near to Daniel Webster in the old meeting-house in Lexington, while that princely orator, Edward Everett, was delivering his oration, on the occasion of removing the bones of '■•the skill,'' to lay them down in a fitting bed in the shadow of the monument erected to the memory of " the battle." The pew in which we sat was on the side aisle, cornering upon the one where Webster sat, and we often turned to look back at him. The orator proceeded, and we became so much interested in the recital of the events of the " day of Lexington," that we forgot every thing else, until just as Everett had concluded the simple but most affect- ing narrative of the death of Harrington, who staggered from the field to pour out his heart's blood, and die on his own threshold, at the feet of that wife who was thus cruelly cheated of a last embrace — just at this moment our fellow-student and companion, now, alas! no more, whispered excitedly in our ear, "Just look at 'Old Dan.'" We looked, and there he sat, with the 21'arm tears falling fast down those swarthy cheeks, and the broad breast heavino; with intense emotion. It was a sidit to be laid up to think upon, for a lifetime. Yet some men say that Daniel Webster was selfish and cold-hearted ! It was his fortune to be malio;ned above ordinary men. He "wore his" noble "heart upon his sleeve," and " daws pecked at " it continually. We come now to consider his intellect. Some men look upon a subject as a squirrel looks upon an acorn, as a thing to put sharp teeth into, that they may swallow the meat. Such a man is the author of the Discourse. G4 Others, in the acorn, truth, see the oak from which it originated, and the future oak, father of acorns, of which it is the germ, and phant it for the benefit of coming ages. Such a man was Daniel Webster. Mr. Parker saj^s " he must deny him the great reason." "Not to IvUONV Daniel Webster" as a great reasoner, " argues himself not only unknown/' but unknowable as such. Let us examine this matter. Some men reason as a hound follows the game, with their noses to the ground. They are good upon a scent, but if they lose it they are gone. Others can take in such a comprehensive view, that they see the entire course at one glance. Mr. Parker's reasoner l3eloniii;s to the former class. Daniel Weljster belongs to the latter. His comprehen- sion was wonderful. God does not reason step by step — he sees. He has the Infinite Understanding. In his reason "Webster was a finite image and likeness of the Infinite Creator, insomuch that men, being im- pressed with his wonderful understanding, ^called him habitually "the godlike Webster." This was because within his finite range of observation, like the Creator in his infinite range of observation, he, in the sublime lan- guage of the Scriptures, "could see the end from the beginning!" Mr. Parker's " denial of the great reason " is precisely the story of Minutius Specius Spcctacus and the Colossus. He denies because he is incapal)le of seeing. AVhen Daniel Webster spoke, it was always evident that he was master of his subject — master of his audi- ence — niaster of his adversary; and all because he was mas/cr of himself. In \{\A i/cncral power Mr. Wcl)ster was like a sliip of the rnic. It took some time for him to "clear for action" — 65 to wear into position — to bring his guns to bear; — but when all was ready, his broadside was a storm of iron death to all that came within his range. Yet he could not bring his elofjuence to bear upon a dinner table, any more than a seventy-four could discharge a broadside into the victualler's "bumboat" that Lay close under the bows. In displaying \\\s particula?' power, to take another illus- tration, he selected some undisputed fundamental principle, and poised and pivoted on that, this intellectual ''long-toni amidships " could send his single all-sufficient shot or shell, point blank, to any distance, and towards any quarter where a foe appeared of consequence enough to " pay for the powder;" and, withal, to borrow the suggestion of a simile from the rich store of our author, it was just as easy for this great gun to thunder, as for Parker's pop- gun to pop, and decidedlj^ more satisfactory. So f\ir from lacking the great reason, Webster's reason was so great that it partook of the nature of an instinct. He was a Columbus in the realms of reason, and when he opened the way to a new world or deigned to set an egg on end, Theodore Parker thought that any one could do the same. Trying it himself in this Discourse, he has discovered nothing but " Noodle's Island," and smashed a bad egg. G=== 66 CHAPTER VIII. THE RULING PRINCIPLE. Thy star its Heaven appointed course obeyed. Kalians a record of its orbit made : Atul, ichile the nations live its course shall be Emblazoned on the life charts of the free. On page 85 Mr. Parker says of Daniel AVebster, " His course was crooked as the Missouri." Truly, '- 1 thank thee, Jew, for teaching me that word." His course icas as crooked as the Missouri, and as nobly consistent with the vaiying interests of the country through which it lield on its mighty way. A good comparison truly. He could not have found a better. Let this notable reformer straiij-hten the Missouri ! We commend to Mr. Parker the following quotation from Coleridge's translation of '•' Wallenstein : " " The way of ancient ordnance, though it winds, Is yet no devious way. Straight forward goes The lightning's path, and straiglit the fearful path Of the cannon ball. Direct it Hies, and rapid, Shattering that it mai/ reach, and shattering what it reaches! ;My son, the road the human being travels. That on which blessing comes, and goes, doth follow The river's course, the valley's playful windings ; Curves round the cornlield, and the hill of vines, Honoring the holy bounds of property. And thus, secure, though late, leads to its cud ! " In considering Daniel Webster's public course, we shall resort to an ilhistration. In the order of the heavenly bodies we observe this fact, that all the orbs, superior and inferior, revolve about their particidar centres. They all in their proper place gravitate inevitably to that body Nvhich, by reason of its 67 superior size, or its greater proximity, stands in the rela- tion of their greatest immediate attractor. The satellites circle about the planets ; the planets, taking their satel- lites with them, revolve around the sun : the sun, taking his planets and their satellites with him, is wdieeling around some central star of our sun's cluster : doubtless our sun's cluster is careering around some mighty orb or other cluster in the unknown realms of space : and the whole universe is said to spiralize around the throne of the Eternal God. Man in like manner has his attracting centres, some nearer, some more remote. He also obeys that force, which, either by position or by powder, is the immediate ruling force. Suppose, now, we project upon a map the course through infinite space of the satellite, for instance our moon, as it revolves around the primary, the earth, and, in company with the earth, goes around the sun, and, in company with the earth and sun, goes around their cen- tral star, and then, in company with the earth, sun, and central star, goes around some central object, and so on, until the vast array of worlds move on their infinite jour- ney round about the throne of God. Did it ever enter the mind of the reader what a complicated series of gyrations the moon goes through in this grand hallet of the stars of heaven ? Take a sheet of paper, and try to draw the paraboloidal lines her course describes. You begin by placing your pen to the paper at one side, and, while moving your whole hand in a circle, you describe little continuous would-be circles with the fingers, and at the same time walk around the room. This gives a circle consisting of so many manuscript small (''s, but then this circle is itself but a single manuuscript e of a larger circle, which circle is but the manuscript c of a circle larger still, and so on. The fact that all the cen- 68 tres and all the revolving Ijodies are in motion together, renders the movement too complicated to conceive of. Now, to apply this, let a heing who could see nothing but the moon, and her course through the heavens, be told that she was obeying strictly the laws which obliged her to revolve around the throne of God. '"What!" he Avould exclaim in indignant astonishment, " do you call that wild, erratic flourishini:: throudi the skies a direct and consistent track around the throne of God?" Again, suppose he should be told, that in all this appa- rently aimless, giddy circumgyration, the moon was only plodding on her monthly mill-horse journey round about our earth! He would kick at the idea, even as Theodore Parker and his one-view friends and admirers do at the assertion, that Daniel Webster's course in regard to slavery was consistent with the grand central idea of liis life, and ■with precisely the same amount of intelligent apprecia- tion of the matter. The grand central idea of Daniel AVebster's life, to which, when the time of anv direct anta^'onism came, all and any of his other ideas had to bend, in subservience to the laws of God, was the preservation of the hopes of eventual liheritj for all manJcind, hj insuring the perpctniti/ of our Union, and our Constihdion. But in his narrowmindedness and imperfect vision, quite unable to see this comprehensive consistency, Theodore Parker must ^'O out and '•• bav the moon," be- cause she does not lly from her appointed sphere, and make a bee line for the court of the '• hiiiher law ! " It is not pretended that Daniel Webster never changed his views and opinions, however. At one i)eriod, honest as he was in his love of his countrv, and his whole count r\- iie even for a short time imagined that he could stand on •the ]5ull;do Platform. It is lucky for him that he did not trust his entire weight upon its ilimsy fabric. AVIiut if he 69 did put one foot upon it, like the elephant trying the strength of a bridge before venturing fully upon it ? He took that foot off, after demolishing the bridge with its pressure, and on the 7tli of March, 1850, contemning all such deceptive assistance, he forded the stream in its deepest part, and drew over everybody worth taking on a raft behind him. Daniel Webster, thank God, did change as often as he found he had gone out of the way in " following the mul- titude to do evil," and his latest change will be con- sidered by posterity as the noblest change of all. Is it a crime to change ? How criminal ai'c they, Who from the paths of -wickedness To virtue change their way ! Consistency 's so bright a jewel, That to preserve it we must do ill, And having started wrong, should travel Staunchly consistent to the devil ! The man that changes oft Is termed " a ■weathercock," That veers with every wind ; the man That's firm is called a rock : Let those who choose be changeless stones, Stiff stumblin tare him on," would have been glad, on that 7th day of ^larcb, 18')(l, and on the lloor of the Senate of these United States, to liave concentrated all their forces in one fatal blow, and stabbed him where he sluod. 77 (J II AFTER X. THE CONCLUSION. " Proce all thhir/g: holdfast tliat K^iuh ts fjoiKL'''' We iiftve considered the great ruling principle of Daniel Webster's soul. We have seen how, in an honest devotion to that vcr\- principle, his course might appar- ently vary to the common eye, that sees but the moon and the moon's orbit. We come now to consider why it was, that, in view of this princii)le, he came at one time almost to be an abolitionist, and then finally, when free to act, on the Tth of March repudiated the incendiary creed of the men of one idea. Daniel Webster had so large a head that many thought him wanting in capacity of heart; but we have seen, that so far from being destitute of heart, when once his feelings were enlisted they carried his judgment with them, insomuch that he gave away when appealed to b}^ the poor, and needy, and suffering, with lavish prodi- gality. His very presence indicated the boundless gene- rosity of his character. His openness of hand, where his sympathies were aroused, long since passed into a proverb. The schoolboys told each other tales of his unthinking liberality. He should have had the revenues of a monarch, that his hand might have remained con- tinually open. From this tender sympathy of his with suffering, this boundless generosity, came that seeming inconsistency upon the slavery question which Theodore Farker is continually heralding abroad with his penny trumpet. This is the true statement ; the tears of some few afflicted and suffering black men, fell upon his great beat- 7=-: 78 ing heart, and rose from them in vaporous exhalations to obscure his mental sight, and be the means of a prismatic resolution of the pure simple light of truth into a halo of false philanthropy, that formed a -seeming bow of prom- ise to three miUions of apparent unfortunates. Thus the clear head of Daniel AYebster -was beclouded bv means of his warm heart. 15 ut even out of the foul mouth of the shameless calumniator shall Daniel Weljster be vindicated. We quote from the Discourse, page 79. "He loved religious forms, and could not see a child baptized without drop- ping a tear. Psalms and hymns also brought the woman into those great eyes." Again Ave quote from the Discourse on the SOtli page. "Of the affections he was well provided l)y nature, tliough they were little cultivated, — attachable to a few who knew and loved him tenderly 3 and, if he hated like a giant, he loved also like a king." Again, "In his earlier life he was fond of children, loved their prattle and their play. Tliey, too, were fond of liiiii, came to him as dust to a loadstone, climbed on his back, or, when he lay down, lay on his limbs. an'orthy of remark, however, that Daniel Webster alivays foUotvcd — never led in this anti-slavery sentiment, and what of action it gave rise to. Years rolled on — the chronic sentiment beoran to take an acute form — it broke out as an epidemic, with erup- tive tendencies — it raged through city and country — a great many people '•' had it." In some it began to assume a malignant type, accompanied by a virulent " breaking out " about the lips, that was very trouljlesome and anno}'- ing to the friends of the patients. In such cases it was thought, however, that it was not very deep-seated — that in fact it was really only '• skin deep." It is need- less to say that Daniel Webster never had it in this form, either naturally, malariousl}^, epidemically, or con- tagiousl}'. Years went on. In its malio-nant form it had come to be considered a sort of leprosy of the mind, foul and incurable; 80 and its victims, glorying in it as the Alpine Swiss in the monstrous_^o//;r, were very generally shunned as loathsome by the great niajorit}' who were free from it; but all the while it was workini!; secretly in the blood of multitudes, tainting even that of Webster, and affecting his moral and mental perceptions finally to such a degree that he could see no " powder-post " planks in the Buflalo Plat- form. B;it to drop this metaphor before it begins to " blossom " out, all this does not presuppose any delib- erate and settled intention on the part of Massachusetts men, and Daniel Webster with them, to act unjustly by the southern portion of the Federal Union. It was a sen- timent — no more. Sometimes it broke out on " the body politic" in the form of legislative resolutions, which, how- ever, we very much doubt were fully subscribed to l)y the people. On the vrhole, it was increasing in power and prevalence. Finally, a thing was done by the legislature of questionable prudence, and unfortunate results. They sent a talented, noble-hearted, venerable man, one of whom the Connnonwealth was proud, on an imprudent errand to Charleston, South Carolina, where he and his lovely and accomplished daughter, were shamefully treated. It is of no use to try to disguise this matter. It was imper- tinence on one side, and nngentlemanliness on the other; qualities neither of them natural to either of those States when ill their normal condition. This came near pro- ducinii; a crisis, but on the whole the result was irood. Men heu'an to look and see how fir it was necessary and proper to intermeddle with each other, and the great majority of our people began to take a more connnon sense view of the matter, lint still the (/rand i'ssucs had never been fully and fiirly inyestii»:ated. Thus then stood the case; Massachusetts, and, influ- enced by her, Daniel Webster, had for a long time been thinking that slavery must perforce be an unqualified 81 wrong, an absolute sin, an indubitable wickedness, because a great many said so, and sonic few railed outriglit. and they did not even so ninch as give the subject the common courtesy of an investigation, any more than Theodore Parker and political philosophers of his moral kidney and mental calibre would do it now, to-mor- row, or next week, if Ave sliould modestly request it of them. Thus stood matters previous to the session of Congress of 1849-50. That was a stormy winter — a memorable winter. It is in vain to deny that it was a danr/crous winter. The ship of the Union felt the storm in every creaking timber. •■ Men's hearts" ever}' where began "to fail them for fear." Vainly does Theodore Parker quote the price of stocks to show that there was no danger. It is no criterion in this matter. No one pretended that the danger was innnediate, innninent, momentarily pressing. The ship was in a storm, but it was a stout, staunch fab- ric, bound together with mighty bands. It was able to bea'r the blast and breast the billows, and even if the elements had been destined to overcome it, they could not have done it on the high seas; they must have driven it full many a league upon the far lee-shore, be- fore it would strike the rocks and go to pieces. This was well known hy the Ijoard of brokers in Wall street. Think you they were such fools as to sacrifice their pres- ent interest to a future danger, however formidable? Thej' knew they should have warning l^efore the muti- nous crew had let the vessel get too near the rocks for salvation to be possible. This whole stock argument of Theodore Parker's is all moonshine. It is of a piece with various other shallownesses of the Discourse. The fact is, he has so long been living in one spot, revolving one set of ideas, feeding out speckled and black beans to a docile flock, that he knows no better than to think that 82 Massachusetts is the Union, that Boston is Massachusetts, that '-The Twenty-Eighth Congregational Society" is Boston, and, to hring the matter to its essence, Theodore Parker is the Twenty-Eidith Contrressional Society, and consequent!}-, — reasoning hack again, — he himself is the whole United States of North America; and as /ic felt no fear of -what indeed he would he glad to bring about, he said, and, in his Ijlind egotism, doubtless felt, that there "was no danscer to the Union durinsx the winter referred to above. But there ?':((S danger — very great danger — and if this oysterlike egotist would go out of his shell of self- conceit — if he would venture abroad, as other men do, and air his opinions south of "Mason and Dixon's line," he would return to Boston a wiser, and perhaps a better man. We advise him to o-o. There ivas danger. The man who denies it knows no- thino; of human nature — nothino; of the feehns-s of southern men on this subject. They difler from northern men from the nature of their blood and education. Tliey can less easily brook injustice. They /cjiow they are not the vile, selfish villains, thieves, robbers, murderers, that Parker would needs have them to be. The}' know that they are as truly virtuous, in all the relations of life in which Providence has cast their lot, as any similar num- ber of people under the sun ; and they know that north- ern aljolitionism of the Parker stripe is only a j)/ie)io)U( iial fonn of iiitcnsijicd selfishness, and they v:ere, and are deter- mined to bear no more tom-foolerv. Go there. Mr. Parker, by all uiauner of means. It will do you «rood ; for you know no more at present about this Union, and the vast probK'iii of its destiny under God's Providence, than the worm in the timber of the ship does of navigation. You are here in Boston, borinu: like that worm to destroy the timber, and sink the ship. You come under the category 83 of vermin. So fur from being useful, you. arc pernicious. Your efforts tire destructive. It was truly fortunate for America that Daniel "Web- ster lived long enough to put the great question before the country in its true light. Good men and true, who could not see, by reason of prejudice, now know that this matter has been made plain, and it is a great relief to the heart of an honest man to be stayed on clear and immu- table truth. But we will own that it ivas unfortunate — it is unfor- tunate for the people of the South that they did not honor themselves by putting the Defender of the Consti- tution in the presidential chair. They ought to have done it. That one crowning act would have bound this great Union together forever. It would have elevated them, and the whole of us, in the eyes of each other, and in the eyes of the world. As it is, both they and we must be content to bear the fiendlike sneers of this "min- isicr" in relation to that suljject as best we can. They are all that bear the show of justice in the whole Dis- course; and, although they reveal the devil-like disposi- tion of their author, we feel constrained to let them alone — they are severe, but they are just — the world sees it, posterit}^ will alfn-m it, the South must feel it. AVe shall not undertake to dispute it. But to proceed with the subject. There was danger — actual dano-er — serious dansrer — increasin"; dano;cr to the Union of these States in the crisis of 1850. All saw that this crisis was in the hands of one man. All parties saw it — all parties acknowledged it. Efforts were made, eflbrts as strenuous as the case was weighty, to enlist the one great name and fame and giant reason on the side of one, and on the side of the other. Then came the mighty struggle in the heart of Daniel Webster. He hesitated — he wavered. Momentous interests were at 84 stake. The fiite of millions and millions of "millions yet to be" liuno- on the turninfr of his hand. '• Lony; time in even scale the battle hung." This Avay and that way swayed the miLdit\' mao-nct. now for the first time free from local causes of disturbance, which had drawn it down and to one side so lonu' ; and where did it settle at last? Towards what quarter of the heavens did it stand directed? Not to iliU quarter nor to Had quarter — neither east nor west, north nor south. It ro.->e ahovc the common horizontal. It stood still ; and Avhen men gazed up into the sky, sighting its elevated range, they saw that, true to its original attraction, it had sought and found no wi(jlc star, but the GllA^'D constellation of the Union of the United States of America, thenceforth to know no sign of wavering! It stood there on the Ttli dav of March, 1S50 — as it stood there on Bunker Hill, and on Plymouth Rock, and in Faneuil Hall, and thenceforward it never swerved from its high truth, until a mighty electric thrill of pain darted along the nation's nerves and told that Webster was no more ! The decision was made. The i^iant burst the thousand Lilliputian ties that had bound him so exclusively to northern ground. He rose with the severed threads still liani:;ing thieklv about him, and rcLj-ardless alike of "the Little-endians '" and •' Big-endians/' he went on his mighty wav. Having made up his mintl, Mr. "Webster was not one to hesitate, or falter, or relent from his high resolve. He went to his work with a settled purpose, a nol»le energy, a firm reliance upon the ground he stood on. Like some huge giant, llicii he rose, looked about him, and took the lay and bearings of the land. Before him in the distance ro.se an eminence on Avhicli even Ihe coiiunou eve could see things as he saw them. With stalwart arm, and tren- 85 clitint axo, dealing terrific blows, he hewed his mighty way through the obstructing forest of opinions, breaking down with the axe-head the crags of opposition, feUing difficulties, uprooting prejudices, building a causeway along the quaking bogs of fear, and bridging over the deep " sloughs of despond," turning aside the torrent of abuse to make its bed a pathway, until at last, with labor- ing breath, and beaded brow, but a triumphant smile, he stood upon the summit, beckoning up the Nation! For a time men wavered, but as the bolder few went np, and shouted to their fellows, soon the multitude began to move, and pour, and throng along the path, and struggle to* the summit; and the giant wiped away the great sweat of labor from his brow, shouldered his axe, and went home to his house and family by the seaside to refresh himself But where was Theodore Parker all this time? He? v>here was he ? Why he was using some of the brush, which the giant had cut down, to keep his abolition-pot boiling, and, while he kept his face in the steam that rose from it, he kept wiping his colored spectacles, and won- dering that they should be so foolish as to try to ascend that hill ] for his part he could not see any pathway; and, when people came and urged the matter on him, he grew angry, and flung the hot scum of the pot in their faces. It will not be pretended that Daniel Webster was not influenced by southern men in this matter. Undoubtedly he was, and it is not at all to his discredit. lie had been too completely under the influence of the North, and it was needful that the equilibrium be restored, or rather that one be created. How could he see this great ques- tion in its true light, in all its bearings, while sectional sentiment was drawing him aside ? It would have been almost a moral impossibility for Daniel Webster to have seen that matter clearly if southern men had not thronged 8 86 and crowded around him, and imbued liim to some small extent with their own feelings. No doubt he thought of the presidency, and pray tell us why should he not? That he was ambitious is true ; his whole course shows it J but we have yet to learn that his ambition led him to dishonor. That his career should end in the presidential chair was as natural as that the cap-stone of the monu- ment on Bunker Hill should be upon the top, and not stop half way down. It rests there because it belongs there. Daniel Webster just as truly belonged in the su- preme executive chair of these United States ; and a uni- versal acclamation would have proclaimed the approba- tion of a world, if we had done a thing so manifestly just, and wise, and prudent, and appropriate as to have placed him there. Posterity will miss him from the list of presi- dents, and wonder at the strange anomaly. History, that has already embodied his reply to Ilayne, will carry this anomaly down to remotest times, and the wonder will in- crease with the increasing ages at our neglect to do a thing so natural, and sequential, and our posterity will half reproach our memory for robbing them of the honor of referring, proudly, to the era, when "Webster, having allayed an angry quarrel, presided over the united and reconciled nation. Webster knew all this. He saw that this consumma- tion was wanting to the historic fulness of his career — that not to place him in the presidential chair would be in some sort to libel him to posterity. But his soul was not contaminated by this feeling as a temptation from the paths of honor. Why, the very speech of the seventh of ?.larch itself is a most palpable contradiction of such an accusation. Who dares attack the rcasoninr/ of that speech? Does Theodore Parker? We beg pardon for mentioning his name so often — it seemed to be necessary. There is the speech ; arc its 87 positions overthrown by any one ? Did they not carry conviction ? Is not truth truth, and are they not still all open to assault ? He himself says in this Discourse, "I think not a hundred prominent men in all New Eng- land acceded to the speech. But such was the pov\'er of that gigantic intellect, that, eighteen days after his speech, nine hundred and eighty-seven men of Boston sent him a letter, telling him that he had pointed out the path of duty, convinced the conscience of a nation;" and they expressed to him their " entire concurrence in the senti- ments of that speech," and their "heartfelt thanks for the inestimable aid it afibrded to the preservation of the Union." Yeriiy, '^Jlaf/uus est Veritas, ct prcvalcbitr Let those who attack Daniel Webster's honesty do it over the ruins of that argument or not at all. It stands between his reputation and his enemies. Let them come on, " and damned be he that first cries hold, enough ! " Thus, finally, not to enter into the particulars of the facts, for this review has to do specially with the philoso- phy, rather than the mere statistics, of the subject ; thus, finally, the investigation w'as, by concurrent circum- stances, and a threatened crisis, actually forced upon un- willing minds, and thus it was that Daniel Webster, fore- most now, leadhujj not following, as w^as his proper place in this case where reason, wot feeling, was to rule the hour, now, for the first time, set seriously about a calm, dispas- sionate, comprehensive, deep-searching, thorough-going, investiiration. This investigation resulted according to immutable principles in the adoption, not from mere impression, but entire conviction of the views embodied in the speech of March 7th, 18-30, in which, in view of all the circum- stances, all the consequences for time and for eternity, to this nation, to the African himself, to the great family of S8 mankind, he advocated and made plain, the dut}' of Amer- icans to pass and carry out the fugitive slave law, and the accompanying measures. Look at this matter calmly, ye men of Massachusetts, you who are wont to be con- sidered by the world as " calcuki/iuf/ Yankees-," was he, this man Daniel Webster, right or wrong, honest or dis- honest — just and disinterested, or partial and mercenary in this matter ? Parker says he made that speech againd his conscience for a consideration, but was it against his rea- son? Tell us that. All along through this Discourse of one hundred and eight pages he labors to gain, first, your prejudices, next, your imagination, finally, your judgment. You who have ever at any former period loved and re- vered Daniel Webster, I appeal to jjou, by the memory of the past, by the justice of your own souls, by the judg- ment by which you would yourselves be judged, has this man whom you once regarded with all the personal affec- tion that a son gives to his father, has he done the foul and nameless deed ; nameless, but faintly shadowed forth in the horrid epithet of parricide — has he betrayed his country's honor and his own soul to eternal, danming shame ? Bethink 3^ou, he is dead ; no more shall we be- hold that majestic form, or stand in that august presence. "He lies full low." Shall his grave be sacred to all that is o:reat and worthv, or shall it be accursed ? Shall it be green with the laurels of honor, or shall even the grass refuse to grow upon it. as the grave of a murderer? He loved us — no one doubts that — he entered jMassachu- setts ever with arms wide open. He came home to die upon her bosom. Sa}-, ye who Jiave once loved him, Avill ye help to desecrate his grave ? Methinks I hear the solemn, fervent answer, rising in murmurs on the shore, mingled with the Ijoomino; of the waves of the ocean, saying, never ! Onward it travels west, and from tlio hills of Berkshire echoes never! All America takes so np the solemn cry, and answers never! never ! and onward and still onward, down the still coming ages, peals the promise, never, never, never ! Theodore Parker " has done what he could," and the reviewer has done what /le could. Would to God it had been more and better in so dear a cause. If the task is not well done, the vrill must be taken for the deed. If there is "any lack of needful severity," we are most heartily sorry for it. If the culprit has not been reached effectually, it was because the lash was not long enough, nor this right arm strong enough. As for him to whose manes we dedicate this effort, we do not fear to trust his reputation to the current of your feelings and the tide of time. He will not be forgotten. In person he was majestic. In intellect titanic. In action god-like. His voice was the soncr; of the mountain torrent. The current of his eloquence a mighty river. He has passed out of sight, but not out of mind.. Never again will his simple presence rouse to a wild and irrepressible enthusiasm the gazing throng; but they will not, they cannot forget him. In future years he will be descanted on in history. In the lapse of time he will " live in song and story." Nay, more, Even in the ages when tlic world is old, Awestruck posterity shall still behold The footprints of his earthly march sublime, Gigantic on the ancient shores of time ; And, measuring each vestige, deep and vast, Eeview, amazed, the dim receding past. And cry, as back they strain their wondering gaze, " Lo, brothers, there were giants in those days !"' I REVIEW OF "A DISCOURSE OCCASIONED BY TUB DEATH OF DANIEL WEBSTER, PREACHED AT THE MELODEON ON SUNDAY, OCTOBER 31, 1S52, BY THEODORE PARKER, MINISTER OF THE TWENTY-EIGHTH CONGUKGATIONAL SOCIETY IN BOSTON." BY "JUNIUS AMERICANUS." " He that hideth hatred %vith lying lips, and that uttcreth slander, is-a fool." — PaovEaBS, x. 13. " Answer a/oo/ according to his folly, lest he he wise in his own conceit." — xivi. 5. " I'll prove it on his hody." — Suakespeaeb. BOSTON AlND CAMBRIDGE: jamp:s munroe and company 1853. b;ndef' 1903