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CORRECTLY PRINTED FROM THE PROMPTER'S COPT, WITH THE CAST OP CHAKACIKKS, COSTUMES, SCENE AND PROPEUTT PLOTS, RELA- TlVJii POSITIONS OP THE DRAMATIS PlCUSONiB, SIDES or ENTRANCE AND EXIT, DISPOSITIONS OF CHARACTERS, ETC., ETC. ^■''•' i]^3h ^^^ i i iK T NEW YO Copyright secured IStSi ]^y HAPPY HOURS COMPANY. No. 6 BEEKMAN STREET. -pxj) fe'S >i \i^i MUOLO, THE MONKEY; OB, THE MISSING LINK. CHARACTEES. Muoi.o, A Mmikey, full of fun, loho represents andfurnisJies **ThB Miss'mg Link." GicoBGic Palvern, a Kohle-hearted Young Maiu Frank Mai.vkun, Ills Parliciuar Friend. TjNcr.K Sands. An Ecceidric Individual, MfMuus Grimks, a Trecherous Lad, SiDNiiT, Tlie Family Servant, Amy JIalvern, An Heiress. Mrs. Malvern, An Indulgent Mother. Cabbie Lee, A Little Flirt. Policeme7i, NeighhorSt tfco. COSTUMES.— MODERN. PROPERTIES. Scene I. — Table. Fonr chairs. Tea set Table-cloth. Hand- bell. Duster. Loaf of bread. Silk hut. .Loug rope. Apples. Letter for Grimes. Lookiug-glass, brush, aud comb. Scene II. — Flowers. Scene III. — Seats. Grape vine. Flowers. Shade tree. Apples. Colliir-box. Two newspapers. Spoons, knives, and forks. Old wooleu shirt SCENERY. Scene I.— Diuinp:, or Drawiug-Room— door iu flat — ou third o fouith grooves (clos^ in). ScicNK II. — Wootl scene on second or third grooves (open out). Scenk 111. — Out-door scene. Garden cut wood wing on r. at thizd or ioarlh ^oovea. Cut rooks back atuF. Giape-viae. Txeo, MUOLO, THE MONKEY ; OB THE MISSING LINK, Scene I. — Dining-Boom. Table set for lunch at u Uncle Sakds, Mas. Malvern, and Amy discovered seated al iahlef at rise of curtai)i. Amy. (Laughing. ) Nonsense, Uncle Sands, The idea ! Hands. There, there ! I compioaiise. Anything to — I assure j'ou —to — to Mis. M. Allow me to suggest a word? Keep peace iu the fauiil}'. Sands. Yes, yes ! I declare, I must be growing — growing — — Ilrs. M. Ouce more allow me to suggest a word. Old — old, Uncle Sands. You nve growing old. Amy. Why, mamma, 1 am surprised at you. Uncle growing old? Impossible! ( Pats Sands luuier Ike chin.) No you are not growing old, dear — good — old— fellow. (Aside.) Now I have done il ! Sands. (Laughing.) Never mind, my dear Amy, your heart is right, and, like your good-for-nothing old uncle you will sometimes blunder. Let me see— blunder ! Yes, that's the word. By the way, neighbor George Palvern has promised to call over this evening. (Amy drops her otcp.) Now what have I done? Bless me, I forgot! Ha, ha, ha! Cnit, j'ou need not blush; George is as fine a young man as walks the street. Indeed he is, and some day I hope to wel- come bim as aa honored membev of our family— yes, our family. 4 MUOLO, THE MONKEY ; OP, Mrs. M. Yes, George is n promising yonng man, nnd Amy, dear, you Lave my advice. Well, I ueed not repeat, *' A bird iu tbe liuud," aud so ou. Amy. Ob, dear, it is so strange to me. And you are all growing tired of my presence here ? Sands. No, no, pet, yon mistake ! You are a young lad}' now, and all young ladies get married — that is, I — well, it seems to me — J/r.v. M. Allow me to suggest a wonl, dear nncle. Nature in- tended nil young ladies sliouKl marry. Jiut mitiu'e is sometimes out- wilted, and thus, you see, tlie market is oversiocked witu Sands. ( GetUng lip. ) My dear madam, allow me to — to suggest a word? Old maids! Yes, the market is overstocked with old maids. (Walks k. ) But how about our men? They, too, grow old. Mrs. M. (Rising.) Yes, uncle ; but listen. Oh, for an illustra- tion. Let me think. Amy. (Rishig.) I will give you one. Spring and Autumn. An old njun of sevtnty—o\d Siles Sleek — to Miss Laura Kain, sweet six- teen. Ha, ha, hal Beauty and the Beast. Aubiuu hair, winning ways, aud a faultless form ou one side. Upon the other, money, stilts iu boots, and a skating-rink. Ha, ha, hal An old man's dar- liuK- (Ex,'d B., laiigldng. Mrs. M. Amy, Amy! Well, did lever! Sands. Cuuie, oouie. Amy is our girl, and I would not have her change for tue world, I predict a happy future for her. Her tell-tale blnshes convince me she has formed an attachment for George, and I only hope she may grow in grace, yes Mrs. M. Leave her alone, uncle, and all will end as it should. (Steps to table, and rings belU Enter Sidney, b. Mrs. M. Sidney, clear the table, and arrange the room, dust, and then report to me iu the garden. Sid)iey. (BoiDwg.) Yes, mam. Mrs. M. Is everything in order? Are the seats arranged ? Have you swept tlie walks? .Sidney. (Dotc'uig.) Yes, mam. Mi.s. M. Come, uncle, let us walk. The evening air is cool, and then our company will soon arrive. (Sands offers ((rm, Mus jNIal- VEBN accepts. To Sidney.) Mind now, chain Miiohi iu the East room. (■ Tliey exeunt b. Sidney. (LangJiing. ) Chain Muolo iu de East room. Now how's I gwan to chain dut monkey when de dt-bil hisself Couldn't get hold of him ? V/ell, (scndclies head) if J's got to find 'im. I'll start now, 'case I don't know whar to look for him. Yes, I do, he's down iu de orchard, up in de apple tree, I seed him dar not more dun an hour THE MISSING LINK. S ago. (Starts l., stops.) Well, dat's a fact, be war dar den, but wbar am be now? Well, I'll go an' see, au' if I git him chained, he wou't git loose auy more dis day, now I tole you. (Exit l. Ifnsio. MuoLO looks in at k, — riivs on — goes wider table — springs on table-— sits d(npn — e'its xoJidt lie loanis and throws balance on floor — sits xip — look'^ round— scratches himself— jumps down — runs to chair, b., on which Sanus has left silk hat — he sits up in chair— examins hat— tries it on- -knocks out the top -It.ears a noise— jumps down — gets his fore- arm and Ids leg through the hat, and in trying to gel out, rolls over the stage— finally gels out — raits under table— looks out, and seeing no one, springs on table— hears a noise, and in jumping off table, gets table-cloth' caught between his feet, and pulls dishes, iaUe'Cloth, and all off 071 floor — runs off, b. Enter Sidney, l. Sidney. No yuse! I can't find dat infernal monkey. (Looks rowid— whistles. ) Ho, bo ! You's been here, bas you ? Now I hunted dat oicbard over for dat rascal, an' while I war out dar lookin* for bim, be war in here playiu' de duce wid everything. Now dar's been more dishes broke here since that dog-blasted ia)p of mischief come here dan would stock a fust-class hotel. Fact, and no mistake. Can't see what Mars' Frank wants wid bim anyway. Now bow's I gwan to git dat monkey chained? Dat's de point. (Studies.) Know what I'll do. I'll play Mexican ou bim. I'll get a rope, an* I'll make a big loop, an' I'll lay some lunch on de floor, an' I'll lay de rope ou de floor, an' when be sits down on de floor, I'll draw da rope, and when he puts bis foot in de loop, I'll haul in de slack, an* deu I's got you, Mr. Monkey. Yes, sir. (Exit l. Be'Cnter Sidney, l., with rope; he makes noose, lays it on floor, gets loaf of bread, and lays it inside the noose, Sidney. Now, I'll sit down here and go to sleep, an' he'll coma in for some mischief, an' den I's got him. (Sits down, (/aps, gels sleepy, and finally goes to sleep— Music. Enter Mtjoi.o, b —looks round— goes to table— jumps on table— gets down — goes to loop— looks at it — circles round it — but won't go inside — tries to get bread outside of noose, and fimdly succeeds— carries it to table— jnmps on table — eats, and throws bread at Sidney— (;e/s tZoiou — takes rope in his mouth — goes round and round Sidney, thus tying him in ch.air — hears noise — whirls round several times — gets tangled in the rope — tries to get away, and in doing so, upsets Sidney — gets loose, and runs off, b. ■ Sidney. Hole on dar j Help! Thieves! ( Looks around. ) What in de world am de matter wid me? (Gets up, and out of rope— MUOIiO, THE MONiSi: ; OR, laughing.) Now I*s a nice detective, I is. Now I sit down dar to trap dat monkey, and if I didn't go souud to sleep I'm a li.ir. No yUBe, I cau't catch dat fonr-legged fool no more dau I can fly. (Puts cloth and dishes on table and carries them off, l. Enter Feank Malvern and George Pai.vebn, c. Frank. Come, George, be seated. I Mant to know more about that scrape at the Clique last night. Yoii know I never go now. ( They sit doion, Oeorge. Well, Frank, nothing of moment transpired. Morris Grimes proposed a toast, but ere he could raise the glass to his lips, 1 slapped his luce, that's all. Fiank. Ah, ha ! And that's all, is it ? "Well, I should say it were enough ! Grimes is an ugly customer, and I should not care to have in him an enemy. He never knows where to stop. You remember young IMason ? Well, I am convinced to this day that Grimes shot him, and that, too, for a purpose. Oeorge. Yes, and many others are of the same opinion. But proof was wanting, and he escaped. Morrow Mason was my owu cousin, and, Frank, I have sworn to bring Grimes to punishment. I ftm sure he is guilty. The Jury returned " Not Guilty," the Coroner the venlict of "Accidental {Shooting." 3f// verdict will sometime be "Previedilnied 31urder." Fruidc. But why would he commit this crime ? George. Aye, why? Admit that he did, the question arises, '• VVhy did he do it?" My theory is this. I huve studied until my heart was sick, and my bruin reeled from the labor, and have finally hit upon the only clue possible. Frank. You surprise me. Come, let me hear your opinion. It may be in my power to help you. Oeorge. No, you canuot help me. There is R missing link in tho chaiu of evidence ; and God only knows where and what it is. But, remember, murder will out, and Morris Grimes will be no exception to the rule. But, my theory. My uncle, Hurry Yates, has been striving to get the old houie estute into his hands. Morrow J\Lisou alone stood in his way. Jfe h((s been removed. I have worked hard, and as the result, have fouud out some startling facts, which of them- selves are not enough. One month previous to my cousin's death, Grimes drew five thousand dollars from the First National Bank — a draft, mind you, from my uncle— then my cousin dies'by his hand. The Post-muster can swear that letters pussed through his hands from this place directed to Harry Yates, Little Bay Isluud ; and that letters have been delivered to Grimes bearing in return my uncle's post-mark. This in itself, in my eyes, is enough to convict Grimes of murder; but it will not satisfy law. There is some evidence miss- ing, and before Grimes can be brought to justice, the mysterious re- ceipt of that fivo thousand dollars from luy uucle must be made THE MISSING LINE. 7 fenown. Your sister Amy is my betrothed. He insulted her last night b}' speaking her name, conseqneutly the result. Your mother has an evening party. He vowed to be present, aud promenade with Amy. Frank. Aud what does that signify. She might accept his arm for a promenade — nothing more. I am convinced that he is a rival ; but, mind yon, he has never met with one word of encouragement from Kister Amy. She despi«es hiin. But you know the require- ments of society ? MuoLO entei'S k., with bonnet on, also linen duster — has an apple — he sits down c, and eats it — w/ten done, throws part at G^^ORGii, — runs I off, B. I Oeot^e. ( Starting vp. ) "What was that ? Frank. (Laughing. ) Only Muolo, my pet mouke}'. By the way, yovL have never seen him. He's a mischief, I tell you. George. Where did you get him ? Frank. He was captured when quite small by one ot the Indians and presented to me in Brazil, just as I was about returning from South America. You would laugh your sides sore to see the tricks he plays our darkey servant here. But, come, let us to the garden. I hear music and as it is growing lute the guests, no doubt, have arrived. (Rises. George. (Bising.) I will accompany you. But, first, promise nie that Amy shall remain ignorant of the part I took in that affair last night ? I would not have ver feelings wounded. Frank. Never fear. I shall not breathe a word. But, come ! L (Exeunt, arm-in-arm, c. Miter Sidney, icitk duster; dusts chairs. Sidney. De nmsic am come, an' de gals am come, an' I ain't done my work. I muht hurry up, an' go out iu de garden. Fnter Moreis Gbimes, d.f., with Cakkie Lee on his arm. Grimes. Ah, Sidney ! Where is our host, Mr. Frank? Sidney. Dey's all out iu de garden. 'Low me to show you to deir presence. , , . , n xi Grimes. (Disengaging arm.) You will show this lady the way. ( To Camiib. ) Miss Lee, excuse me for a short time. 1 will join you presently. My head iiches, aud I desire a few moments quiet ! Carrie. Certainly, Mr. Grimes. I will excutse you ; but, remem- ber, for a short time only. Sidney. (Boioing.) Dis way, my lady, dis wa}'. ^ (Exits c, followed hyCxTium, Grimes. (Looking after them.) Confound that woman, say I. She's a regular flirt. She hangs to me like a leech. But 1 must 8 MUOLO, THE MONKEY ; OB, sbake her. (Situ doion on a chair and puf^^'his feet on- another. ) I iini iu a sorry plight — np all iiigbt — luj- Lead aches ready to split. ( Yawns.) 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