5^- fy 'V. ^^ IL. LIBRARY OF CONGRESS. ©lap. . . Coiujrig^^t l^o Shelf .i^.dr^^ 731 UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. :; :;:;:x; -^;^5^^^iB| IpH is i|^g ^p! iiipi 1^1 Polonius What do you read, ni}- lord? Hamlet. Words, words, words! THRICE WORDS OR RHYMES OR REASONS • BY JOHN WILLIAM CONWAY "Men have ever built Their own small world in the great world of all." —Goethe. KANSAS The Norton Champion 1894 *^'MAYi* 1894 ) Copyrig-ht, 1894, by J. W. CONWAY. PREFATORY NOTE. I HE author has expended considerable pa- tience and money in carrying and conceal- ing a hundred or more poems in his trunk for the last twenty years. He takes this opportu- nity to air a few, employing his own idle press and type for the purpose. CONTENTS: This Book 1 Invocation 3 Fishy. 7 Rose and Moss 8 Metempsychosis . 10 Sonnet 13 Battle Flag-s 14 Two Mottoes • . 16 The Ivost Prayer 18 Cassandra 20 Experiments 23 Toute a Toi . 24 A Smiling- Judge 26 To Father 28 Sir Butterfly 33 To Elder B . 34 Centennial Hopes 38 ^sop's Hare 41 Sweet Life 43 Sub Rosa 44 Traitors . 46 Venus sans Adonis 48 Honesty Non Est . ,54 A Christmas Gift . 56 Echo 65 CONTENTS. M. Estelle G. . . . 66 On a Pamting- 68 Gtiinevere's Ivaiuent 70 Star of the East 75 Dying- the Rose . ^7 Chicag-o 81 June .... 82 The Poesy of a Rin.g 84 A Fellow Traveler 88 Patholog-y of Tears 92 Court of Honor 98 An Arizona Tomb . 99 A Cynic's Tale . . 115 Cards— Whist 122 The Joker 123 Fortunes 123 Edith . . . . 138 The Red, Red West 140 Inez' Song . . ' . 141 Sonnets— Cliff Dweller 142 Prof. Wynn . 143 Post Mortem 144 The Sonnet 145 The Suicide 145 The Poet 147 Truth 148 Sea Foam, a fragment 149 '*Say much where little should be said, lyay ou thy censure dextrously." — A n drew L a iig . 'J^ HIS BOOK is like a grave where dreams Sleep 171 repose allied to death Which intimates another life; it seems The tomb of thoughts, zahims, heroes, themes, - Will they live after? Fancy' s breath Dilates the nostrils of their clay And hope looks to the judgment day When critics pointing to the right or Left, damns with faint praise me, the ivriter. INVOCATION. (WITH APOI^OGIES.) '*A poet born" has not been proudly written In burnished letters on my natal star, Nor by the wan Nine madly am I smitten To rave in verse as real poets are. No lover who unbosoms shafts of Cupid Shot in the dark, aimed blindly at the neck. Am I; than be arraig-ned such blooming- dupe I'd With horns or cap and bells my skull bedeck. No poet but a Kansan — for my health: The prairies swarm with invalids who feel ease In every robust enterprise for wealth, All patriots — and tig-hters like Achilles. 4 INVOCATION. No madman either; tho' daft luneling seeurs The m^odern rhym^er who dares publish verses To tell like spookish dame his nightly dreams, Or day dreams for that matter, which far worse is. To one who outlined finished character, As Euclid figures, with few lines to fetter a Conception to full vision, I refer In poet, madman, lover one, etc. Were I implored to waste an invocation On certain muses famous in the Greek, I should obeying lose a rare occasion To glorify a theory more unique. This specimen may not be so adroit As to evade bards who scale Hellas lamely; It may lack Attic salt, be fresh, be raw; 't Is legalized in words and symbols, namely: INVOCATION. Hail, Kansas, Muse of Advertising-, hail! Inspire your bard to measure rhythmic feet Of rhyme smooth as your zephyr, or if stale The phrase, terrific as your cyclone be 't. Hail, Kansas, puifed-up Muse the Tenth, as I'm Informed! Beyond Parnassus you must elbow Your starward course, o'er difficulties climb, Drouths, gfrasshoppers, detractors who to hell g-o. Hail, Kansas! or if weary hailing-, storm! Storm every adverse critic in his castle, Which, shake from moat to barbacan, alarm Sarcastic wits with your wild razzle dazzle. Rant, hail, fume, storm, my fickle Kansas Muse, But after come all calm!— (Aside) Dank Ivcthe's waters Dividing fire from ice can not produce Forgetful contraries to equal aug-ht hers. INVOCATION. Pure air, brig-ht skies enamoured are of Kansasi While similies impoverish marbled Italy — Pink, wrinkled, painted Italy! No man says It rivals Kansas' clime not knowing- it a lie. Smile, sunny Kansas! that an inspiration Is in itself and of its own accord; Your sunbath adds new life, is re-creation. Puts burning* eloquence in heart and word. With such a State (and, printer, emphasize Initial S) with such a m.use here hinted, Touch pen, touch paper! gained is laurel prize While liquid poetry flows on unstinted. So, Kansas, kindly muse, return some favor To one who sweat, froze, starved for you — and lied; While neither has indulg-ed the best behavior. Puff lavishly — the critics I'll deride. FISHY. Fisherman. Rolf, what fish did swallow Jonah? R01.F. A whale. — Harold. A \xm,% learning- hath been called a thing- Of dang-er; here the error in cetology Amazes scientists in this wild fling: At rabble ig-norance whose voice is free To slander thus our mammal of the sea. Who is the Jonah? Rolf, unless you wish To blig-ht the laureled Tennyson, tho' he In earnest or in sarcasm serve this dish Of blubbered paradox: The whale is not a fish. ROSE AND MOBS. A ivUMP of moss found by a charming" child ^ -^In her romancing' in the woodland wild, And cherished as a dollhonse ornament— A forest fall of bears — so cast around Mag*nificent aroma, sweete»t scent, Delicious perfume and exhaleirtents mild, That all inquired where the moss was found-' And in her wondrous meaning-, childly wise. With clapping- hands, and wide dilating- eyes, The little maiden answered: "Don't you know? This moss so long beneath rose leaves entombed^^ — A petal shedding" rose did o'er it g-row For years and years where yonder woodland sig-hs— - That thus the moss was by the rose perfiimed-'' ROSE AND MOSS. Q If we more closely nestled to the flowers Of thoug-ht shed by the mind in summer hours, The sweets of years would so perfume our lives That such aroma cast in full completeness Would fill earth's chambers, as the bees their hives, With honey-words, g-ood deeds our neig-hbors' dowers Till all about us moss-like caug"ht the sweetness. lO METEMPSYCHOSIS. XN the beg-itinmg- simple Truth was naked, And Charity in gforg-eous mantle clad; But when they came their worldy trips to make, it Transpired that both g-ave up their ancient fad. The wealth of human frailties g-rew so shocking- That Charity to cover all her care, First cast her cloak, chemise, next g-own and stocking- Until the modest creature wandered — bare. Now Charity has not a patch of linen To cover half the follies of mankind; Thus stands exposed the amplitude of sin in Our fellow mortals few of whom are blind. MKTEMPSYCHOSlS. II Reg-arding- Truth? Well, she in dishabille Was undisting-uished from our robeless ilk; To mark a contrast Truth put on a frill, A smock, a robe, and blossomed forth in silk. Richly elaborate her g-audy train Sweeps over everything- in loud attire; Truth's proper person still without a stain, Her g-arments g-et bedabbled in the mire. In proud habiliments the lady walks On earth disguised, tho' Truth remains true; so Invention merely human, writes and talks In ornate lang-uag-e of her g-ay trousseau. To recognize her now we certain laws lack In cyphering her orbit 'neath the skies: As well seek vanished needle in a strawstack As make a quest of verity's disguise. 1,2 MKIEM PSYCHOS IS. Not that Truth vanished from the earth, now note nie, Nor that sweet Charity in hiding- lurks; You may in your report, however, quote me As dubbing- them a brace of flirting- shirks. There is a dearth of truth and charity; Comparison is coy to name the less — Paul nominated one when vied some three, Truth absent, g-reatest; g-reatef now is Dress. Involved in quandary are we for style And errors unredressed, as each exposes Her pristine character reversed; the while Men marvel at the strangle metempsychosis. 13 SONNET. TTERE is a rosebush, called the creeping- rose, To plant upon my dead boy's g-rave, that, by And by, when Time permits myself to lie Beside him in the thraldom of repose, (Not sleeping-, I mean dead) it may disclose Rare bloom in friendly season. It will pry Aside the weeds and g-rass to creep where I Shall be — thus emulate my babe — and pose Its rose-lips in an open laug^h above My heart of dust; and when the blossoms fall In their teleg-raphy of noiseless love. Some fond communication from my Paul May thrill electric vines; or, failing-, prove That we are nothing-, and Death all in all. 14 BATTLE FLAGS. ^ ^ 1 ^WAS Sumner said: "Our battle flags will wave Unkindly inettiories of a broken dream." Ay, broken by the crimson flowered g-rave Dug in the tearful haste of brothers brave Among the willows where in sadness lave The murmuring waters of each southern stream. Forget those battle flags?. ^ How hardj^' twill be! Their dauntless streaming led us up the height Of burning hope and mountain, when the glee Of laughing cannons mocked us, and the sea Of ^flames ;had swept^to dim eternity Our mangled messmates fallen in the fight. BATTI.K FI.AGS. 15 Let Southern chivalry give back the dead Who purchased with their blood the flags and field — Return the flags because, forsooth, 'tis' said D The union in a stronger Union wed Is now perpetual? because we dread To stir disdain in bossoms forced to yield? The heroes of Truth's conquests never die: So, if you will, these battle flags forget. I The earth holds many for it lit Whose hearts now freeze. Their names? if you insist, to-wit: — Our enemies. Thus, Elder, in these lines make out What I believe, or wherein doubt;: You will discover me about As bad as lawful; I'm with you, Elder, if you shout — O awful, awful.' If you, however, deem my verse Deserving- ag-g-rayated curse, Hurl your anathema, or worse, In words to suit you. We must the same course take ahearse But there I quit you. 3S CENTENNIAI. HOPKB. T HOPE that in the treasury of Time A g-olden fortune coined by Truth awaits The full maturity and goodly prime Of this young- family of States So they may richly ag-e, Grow wise and sag'e* I hope that thoug-h all things must die in years, This childhood of our States is aug"ury Of coming greatness free of guilt and tears; That growth to fullest worth Will see This maiden truth increase^ In States is peace. CKNTENNIAlv HOPES. 39 I hope these States will never more ag-airi Ivike crocodiles make meals of dearest blood On their own children; naug-ht to wash the stain, Not g-rief with rivers at the flood — Deeds may, good deeds to those Who live dead foes. I hope the chime of freedom from the tower Of Philadelphia will harmony To strug-g-ling- nations ring-, no slaves, no power; For thoug-htful people must be free; No dispensation gave Heaven to enslave. Four ceiituries has Switzerland progressed; Her mythic Tell roams Alpine peaks Unchained as mountain winds; she stands the test. And yet, our boastful Union speaks As if, though but beg-un, The race were run. 40 CKNTKNNIAIv HOPKv'>. States g-row with men, men grow with new ideas And these are sane and insane in us all; May anarchy's allies^, craze-varied, be as Confined as madmen in the wall Of speechles-s, coward skulls A-way from fools. I hope disputes will never weapon draw, For one poor life outweig^hs the honor g-ained- At pride's most senseless war: abide the law In which, not blood, be heroes trained: Then will these States long: be: Completely frecv 4 July 1876. 4t ^SOP^S HARfi. A TIMID hare (and why creation took Such care to implicate so coy a creature With such a startling-, nervous heart 's a feature Of hig-her plans unsolved) ran by a brook. Again this hare (because alorlg' its tr'ack The frogs leaped from their grassy qua'ters tJpon the margin ihto glassy waters in uttef, abject fear) ran sriorting backs Thus back arid forth (rior rieed one this affair Prolong to guess the tinlid creature hovered Alorig the barik because fear was discovered tn frogs) arid to arid fro r'ari raniparit hare. 42 ^SOP'S HAR^, How much like man! (because 'tis his penchant To run a blazef on each timid victim Who winces at his booh! it would convict him Of cowardice.) How very much like man! Some men are hares (w'hen they amid the Flee hounds in fear; or, bravely on the border Of brooks flush startled frog-s in wild disorder And plung^ing- fear.) Some men, alas! are frog's. The hare was all surprise— (be not o'erpowered By fear before a stand is made, because A valiant blow may knock out big- applause Or flush the frog") to find a g-reater coward, 43 SWKET UFE. XT^OU SAW that dang-ling- dead leaf dive Beneath the grass, the sparrow fall To swell the fig-ures? Once alive, Why dive or fall at all? You saw, wind chased, yon blossom leap Into the brook, which, running- on, Enlarg-es ocean ever neap — No need to look — 'tis gone! O weary counting- 1 g'uess the Sum Of sparrows fall'n, and hopes as welll Arithmetic is g-rossly dumb, No finite fig-ures tell. O transient, brooding-, dreaming- man! Death is the certain thing- he knows- Ivife is the puzzle, sweeter than Rich frag-rarice of the rosie, 44 BUB 'ROBA fP CRESSID will toy with a loiig-iiig- to pl&.y with lis, Pondlitlg- to kiss arid foi' favors disclose Her eriamoririg- charms that, itl truth, g'et away With US, Frownirig, caressing, by yea arid by riay with Us, i^et her ruderiess or riuderiess impassioriirig stay with us tlrider thf^ i'ose. SUB ROSA. 45 Rebuke the uiichivalrous rog-ue who will tell to us Honors once plucked from .the darling-s he knows; Such a brag-g-art of secrets exposes a hell to us Here in a paradise Satan would sell to us, — For belike the like liasons frequently fell to us Under the rose Let triumps no matter what form they may hie with us, Conquering- passions, companions or foes, Be estopped from proclaiming- the prowess to die with us Coaxing- or hoaxing-, — known others may vie with us. Such frivolities should for eternity lie with us Under the rose. 46 TRAITORS. ''T^HAT CHKliK whose permeating flush Darts lig-hting o'er the pallid face Till one may trace By dint of that quick blush The poorly smothered thought, Is traitor. ' That tongue whose wily rambling o'er The narrow path of truth, trips down A checking frown, Is, to the ruling power Of love, hate, joy or woe A traitor. TRAITORS. 47 That eye whose bickering- g-lances stray Into the far-off trembling skies To catechise, Is, hj its timd ray, Unto the muffled speech A traitor. That man who slides within the groove Cut by blind moralists of old, Whose fell heirs scold "When thoug-ht and earth still move, Is to God's ordained law, A traitor. 4^^ VENUS SANS ADONIS. ^TTlTH VENUS poets have indulg-ed the fancy In liberal moods to coach the sig-hing- race; lyicentious amorists they are, all can see, Who flirt with sacred, or profane the base, Desires of hearts; And all the arts Of pen or chisel in outlining Venus, The peerless beauty of the ages Recorded in authentic pages, Are but the croppings of the craze within us. No matter whom their frenzies may applaud, till For utmost love she poses as the model. VENUS SANS ADONIS 49 My chosen Venus burning at my heart Of sacred flames of ultra love (because it Is secret from the gossip's prying art Which makes incarnate skeletons acloset) Will be the burden Of every word in These licensed rhymes that strangly zigzag- turn. "Beauty is truth, truth beauty" Sang Keats, an urn to view 't; he No sweeter ashes from his Grecian urn Scattered upon his over-fertiled poesy: Why Beauty's goddess left to her repose he? Hers is a form subverting ^hoh^ writ Whose legend of the story of creation Reverts to dust for origin unfit; Such form compiled (despite asseveration Before the flood) Before the blood With spirit coursed thro' rivers of her mold. Dust had not been, musty And classic Venus de Medici, seafoam or in marble cold, Beside her stands a yellow wreck in view, 'tis A mass of maitnad and tiuislv broken beauties. 50 VKNUS SANS ADONIS. Red roses have been ravished for their tropes To parallel the lips of painted woman; That they will yield to her, I have hig-h hopes, A color warmer than was ever human. A red red red. Twice hued, thrice said To equal the vermillion of her lips — And after could I speak well, Thrice red becomes unequal To her lips' Tyrian roug-e — the red sun dips In ocean such a carnadine if clouds baptizing- Their g-arments can betray a thoug-ht worth prizing-. Her eyes! O commonplace of ogling- poets. Give way to hers! a blue blue black that g-ives The violet hue. — Two blues niake black, for know it's A law of rhetoric two neg-atives Affirm; so black Of blues — alack! Blue neither, yet not black her tranceful eyes That dream awake, yet waking- Seem as if merely taking- Farewells of sleep. But let them in surprise A query flash, or animated travel in Kxcited ways the g-lance becomes a javelin. - VENUS SANS ADONIS 5 1 ^he lily-white complexions in the mortar Of happy dreams have been compounded oft', And alabaster brows and all this sort are Supremely cream, superbly white and soft; The seashell pining- For seas defining- A color purer than its lining- hints At her full-bleached enamel — Tho' this will truly trammel The metaphor of pearly-creamy tints Of her pink-white complexion — blooded petal Of bleaching- rose sug-g-ests it, but not yet all. Her bosom is a labyrinth of love Beyond the clue revealed by Ariadne; Wise Solomon whose hillside sheep once strove To bosom woman, harped a song- to sadden; he . Orig-inal Was, that is all. There is no tang-ible equation g-iven To fig-ure her attractive piir — Warm, full, protruding, round, and, fair As winnowed snow, or what some call snow driven, Whatever that is, — but I find it stands a Necessity to write another stanza 52 VKNUS SANS ADONIS. To shift the flimsy veil of rhyme aside The coyest bosom to reveal here free Of shielding- drapery before denied Its function of concealment. Say that the Imprisoned breast Is in a chest, — A treasure box of wonders, cautioned to Keep closed lest som^e Pandora open The lids that close my hope in ('Tis said from hers all other blessings flew Tho' by the g-ods bequeathed) for fear Of dissipation to thin atmosphere. If sounds were mellowed to the charming* lyre Manipulated by rare Orpheus, With sea-beach chorus and a floral choir - All distanced to an echo for the use Of ravished ears, So one who hears Enjoys a sense of perfume and of sound, They would securely mirror Her voice to nature nearer Than sounding- speech in verbal artist found; So sweet it is, so charming- in the total Of slides, breaks, emphasis — no need to note all. VENUS SANS ADONIS. 53 Now there you have her — pardon, I have, rather, With wealth of love more ample than what fell in The path of Paris who Troy of his father Inflamed with firebrand of epic Helen. Her heart I live in Responsive g-iven In ways beyond the tell-tale pen; so full can No worded meter measure The ardent love we treasure Since Mars took measurment of Mrs. Valcan: Unlike the blacksmith's fate with love of Venus, No Mars can mar the marvelous love between us. 54 HONESTY NON EST. "An honest man 's the noblest work of God,'* In christian fervor said the poet Pope; Bob Ing-ersoll, the atheist, sans hope. Seduced the words to make the line a bawd. "An honest g-od 's the noblest work of man," Inversely runs the orator's late version; And while the meaning" suffers mean perversion, The line in equal measure poets scan. A caviling- wag- who in grim humor revels Announces an amendment scarcely honest. Whose new construction of the adjunct 's f^on est, Or god or man, hence both the work of devils. HONESTY NON EST. 55 Well, who is rig-ht? Man's death, if one believes The serpent story, is assigned to Satan; And Moses says that God did man create, an Ung-rateful creature who strange gods conceives. The quest is idle backward though we go: The sun-scorned taper of Diogenes Whose search-light efforts made frauds ill at ease, Could never honest man in Athens show. Reverting to the "honest" qualifier: As well abide the coming light when we all Within the baleful glare of crackling sheol, May find an honest being by its fire. 56 A CHRISTMAS GIFT. T^OR 3^ou, my Nellie, were you older g-rowrl To understand the wild words issuing- r^rom lines like these, I should the g-ods invoke With prayer and worded incense that they would On you a fond parental g-ift bestow. Upon my knee you asked some Yuletide toy As Christmas present. Wrong* the words. You should Say, rather, "Christmas box" — and, in a week, "A New Year's g^ift, from you." These were the terms Of rarer learning- in the .olden days When spells were wroug^ht in Latin, fairies called A CHRISTMAS GIFT. 57 In classic incantation, devils banned And banished bj- learned formulas of speech. You shall be happy with a Christmas box: Its value measure not with sting-y rules Of earth whose survey in full amplitude Of reach our kindred measures out of hom^s — - Surveying- pallid poverty untouched While prodig-al with diamonds, g-auze and paint Wealth stares meek Charity out of the way. What will it be the promised Christmas box? Dear daug-hter, were papa's delayed ship fraug-ht With g-olden dreams more opulent than tales Embellished with Arabian device When brains and lamps were scraped for palaces Or g-imcrack fortunes, he should name a g-ift To beg-g-ar princesses and drive ag-ain The lavish Arab to his splendid dreams. Now shall I tell you of Pandora's box? Pandora was the maiden first on earth, She was of g-ods the all-endowed; they g^ave Her every blessing- benefitting- man. 58 A CHRISTMAS GIFT. Within a box were closed the futite gifts; While thus enclosed secure was happiness To humankind. How deep the symbol here! Our chiefest happiness is still concealed — Our greatest good unknown. This is the Greek Conception of the origin of ill. — ■ The Hebrew fable with its woman too At apples straining, spying mysteries, You may hereafter learn and how Kve's fruit "Brought death into the world and all our woe. The dear Pandora curious to know The form of human happiness concealed Within the box, against the edict giv'n, Despite ukase of mighty Czars of high Olytnpus, peeped into the box, alas! And, though the lid was parted from the trunk Not wider than your two sweet lips now part, Out flew to heaven human happiness, Out flew each gift of special providence, !^ach heavenly token for earth's splendor given By good designing gods who minister A CHRISTMAS GIFT. 59 To Jove since then nor after spared a boon To curious mankind. Thus dowered she Essayed a peep, nay, half a peep at g-ifts Whose wing's fanned air about Elysium Before imprisonment; Pandora ope'd The lid and out flew winged Charity, Contentment, Wisdom, Friendship, Justice, Eove, Faith, Beauty, Purity, Joy, Ivoyalty, Benevolence, Truth, Virtue, Wit and all — Ay, every wing was whipping air to gain The heavens never to return. The girl Enthralled by wonderment inactive stood. And spellbound by the blessings fled — the guests Whose parting- was unspeeded by their host. Aroused at leng-th rushed blindly to the box, In panting- haste closed down the luckless lid, And, fortunately too, closed Hope within, Hope slowest gift to beat its rainbow wing-s, Hope longest here to tarry, Hope the last Our dreams to quit, our bosoms to forsake, For Hope was in the bottom of the box. 6o A CHRISTMAS GIFT. Pine not for vanished joys: the present bliss, The hope retained, the pleasure held, the cheer We now enjoy would suffer in exchange. When years wing back to you their varied gifts Of doubtful pleasures with their pains unseen, Yon will have learned what poets say of Hope: With gewgaw metaphors they dress her up, Trope spangle her from ankle unto neck, And robe her in hyperbole. Withal, Her fascinating form unmillinered By poesy to us comes best in rags. Hope radiant with colors bends her bow To arch the clouded future. Half my life Is gone were Hope to write the figures, yet Hope is enchantress gilding time to come With hues entrancing that if I were you — - Or once again redated at your age, A child of three, to tread the zigzag path Of life once more — I should abandon Hope. Who to the cradle would retrace his steps By guiding Memory when Hope points on. A CHRISTMAS GIFT. 6 1 The pilgrim well assured there lies the grave To-morrow or to-morrow or to-morrow? Had not Pandora saved for us this Hope Death would be the religion of the world And Suicide its priestess. But no more Of matter not pertaining to my gift. Suppose to me the power were assigned Of all the troops of vanished gifts to call One back for you, which blessing would it be? Who will approve my choice? Not "Wisdom say Benevolence is chosen, neither Wit Nor Ivove if favor is allied to Truth, Nor Virtue passing Virtue by; each gift Rejected in the choice will jealous pout And all arrayed for peevish commentary Be critical as if a human heart Supplied keen tongues with envy. Make a choice Of Beauty e'en would I, for Beauty is The sovereign ruler of the pulsing world; The gift were Beauty could my choice prevail. And what is Beautv? Abstract definition 62 A CHRISTMAS GIFT. Impoverishes the lexicon for words To mean as much as Beauty's fing-er means. A slig-hted youth revolving- in his brain Her outlines, vanishing- in uttered breath When speech defined, g-ave her this character: "Beauty is truth, truth beauty; that is all Ye know on earth and all ye need to know." Mere object lessons worldly heroes are In vassalag-e of Beauty. They to touch Her garment's hem have pawned imperial sway, And tumbled king-doms to be Beauty's slave; For her a thousand Antonies have lost Their thousand empires; and on her behalf The sword carved history on marble piles, The lyre was strung- to tremble softer notes. The pen in inspiration was immersed, And for her smile hypnotic love was doomed. A dowery of beauty would enslave All hearts from peasant up to courtly king-, She is imperious, tyrannical. The arrant wit, the social gay, the sage A CHRISTMAS GIFT. 63 Of cooler temper will eng-ag-e their lives In kindly act or homag-e meekly shown. With beauty's g-ift you at your feet may look On passionate and favor-craving- love; On wisdom clamoring- for bonds of chains; On wealth expostulating- to be cast With lavish hand where pleasure dare invite; On statesmen subtle in deep policies To win your approbation; on divines Imploring from the dust ag-ain to, be Created in some form of worshipers; On artists, scholars, warriors at your feet impleading- recog-nition of their worth, Acceptance of their tribute to your shrine. This christmastide your g-ift from one whose love Of you must hold unrivaled, would be such A beauty shed upon you as must needs Inspire the universe for bolder scheme Of fresh invention, that the rose be dyed Anew, the lily painted, and a spray Of perfume cast upon the violet 64 A CHRISTMAS GIFT. To intimate how much these beauties lack For faint comparison. Your box would hold The gift of Beauty flown were I empowered To call the prisoner back; I happj^ too, So you were fairer than this winter moon Pacing- the promenade of ultra blue Among her twinkling votaries of stars. ■;<- * * * * -sf- * O Time, among your varied gifts to her, Be liberal with sweets, be liberal With thy abundant store of happy toys — For easily are human beings pleased; And if my child be asked to fathom grief. To pulse the blood of anguish — rather let The father swing her now, so pure, so chaste, Into thy phantom arms in dim abyss That he may contemplate her little life There struggle to the doubtful dream of wings. 65 lyyARCISSUS flees his Kcho, thereby dies Her love and beatity to ethereal sound; So doomed by Juno when her lord was found , Employing this deceiver with her trickeries. Till spoken to fond Echo ne'er rejalies But ling-ers tnute, in silence firnilj^ bound: How doomed like woman's love I Till men pro- pound The sighing- query she no echo sighs; If boisterous, answered boisterously; or low, Replying low; that harsh, then harsh is this; What mood Narcissus in strange tones employ's His shadowed Echo's full responses show; Ivove, equal love; hate, hate, and kiss for kiss; Yet, men their echoes spurn, themselves the cause! 66 M. KSTEIvLH G. I^XTHAT love has broug-ht you I may never know, Nor to your lips whose lips must ling-er long- — lyips that were mine and dearly long ag^o By their confession kisses warm among-. If I could pray the orison would show My deep contrition: I was in the wrong-; And pray your heart in love has won the ease That mine accomplishes it* miseries. And, Stella, somewhere sometime you may read This laggfard exposition of a heart Whose love has gone astray: my eyes had need Of your interpretation of a part Of one small word — what trifles trifles feed! One extra flourish in the penman's art Made me discern the jealous word, another, When YOU had written tenderly of "mother." M. KSTKI.I.E G. 67 "The setting- of a great hope" (with the ring- Returned, these quoted words alone returned) "Is like the setting- of the sun," now bring- Reg-ret, remorse by hasty conduct earned. Be yours the sweets of love, mine all the sting-; Yours peace, mine pain; j^ours happiness, mine learn'd In woe profound be made to realize That love so loth to blunder never dies. 68 ON A PAINTING. IVTOTE^ j^onder balcony by love entailed Where Romeo departs from Juliet, Her arms enchaining, pursed lips having- failed To more than whisper low: "O go not yet, It is not 3'et near day!" The moon impaled Upon the ivied tower deigns to set Lfike Romeo but lingers. I am sorry very The lark and not the nightingale sang tirra-lirra. There 3'ou behold two rival geniuses In their endeavor to accomplish art, The poet and the painter; nothing less Than marvelous both empires over heart Controlled by supplemental memories. Constrained are all t' espouse the poet's part, Transcendent in domain, for most would fail These colored spells to feel were there no tragic tale ON A PAINTING. 69 Bee hov/ the painted wind toys with the stairs Of silken ropes down which the poet takes The fervid Romeo to fortune's snares: A nig-htcap frilled is all the painter makes To prophesy the nurse's puffing cares; You know she calls — hist! now the door she shakes: The Copulets are up, the russet morn Is robed, the nig-hting-ale forsakes the thorn! This miracle of love the painter's brush Has fastened there in spellbound witchery, When death, destruction authorize a rush. Go, Romeo, in silence; drown the sig-h Your kisses echo. — Juliet, girl, hush! L/Ct waving hand announce the sad goodby. My oh! what raptures do these artists throw About poor Juliet and her Romeo! 70 GUINKVKRK'S LAMENT. O, WKARY as the pale tiiorn-star That wanders from the threshold of the tiig-ht, I'm ling-ering afar" Where heartmates corrie not nor The trusted lips that are T'he lover's fond delig-ht! How weary, weary., weary! To live, or, die and rest, which were best! More maudlin than the sea-made moart iPhat pines for Timon by the Attic wave Is life's abandoned tone; 1 in the world alone Bnlist no friend, have none To cherish me or save! Too weary, weary, weary! If living- be the best Where, where is rest? GUINEVERE S EAMENT. How wear3/ are the hours, ah me I Yet have I trusted — patientlj' I'll trust The lover\s coming-, he A wooer still must be — ■- ■ I yielding- too, till we Lfie dead both in the dust: Still weary, wear}^ weary! If dying- were the best Death g-ives not rest. O mocking- man, O scoffing dame! Claim all the virtue that the saints have not; Your hearts are passing- tame Not stirring- at the name — Love's g"lory and love's shame — Of Lancelot, my Lancelot. I^m weary, weary, wearj^ Of love denied its rest Upon this lover's breast. 72 GUINKVERK S IvAMENT. The shamed moon hides behind the sea, And guilty stars in depths of azure languish As shunning weary me Whose heart was never free Of love or misery, Of pain or cruel anguish; Still jealous and aweary— Dost think Klaine hath sought Again my lyancelot? That smile, that cunning, knowing smile Betrays his treachery. — I'll burst these Walls Of masonry and while Their beads nuns tremble I'll Tear-drown this granite pile Till it a ruin falls. Prayer-wearj^ and heart-weary Confined king-doomed I'll not Abide from I^ancelot! CxU INK VERB S tAMENT. 73 Ho, there, unbar! — No answer bring" My panic words. — Unbar! what, ho! without! Who comes? not Arthur, King-? Pass on, pass up; nay, wing Your higher way, nor cling- To subtle, earthly doubt — I'm guilty and aweary Of king-love — in love's tilt he Won Guinevere, the guilty. Resounding walls, not Arthur, hear My mad confession. lyct them crack for sham^ Or shrive me for the sphere Of woe, or penance drear Impose on Guinevere To clear her slandered nam^e Who is aweary, weary Of earth, air, night, nun, riov'ice Not being where her love is. 74 GUINKVERE vS tAMENT. Coy moon, flirt with the sea; And, quizzing stars, abide the coming- light When fuller, ampler equity Adjusts the passions we Endure with frailty: Love's errors are love's right; And I am weary, weary For earth the heart to take It only made to break. Comes harp, We two may pine alotie^ Nay, softer, softer — trillaby, how sad! Trill, thrill, O dead the tone, "Moan, moan," it murmurs, "moan' Ha! that a lover's groan Is to my bosom known, And my brain all but mad, So weary, weary, weary: To love in life's unrest May be the best, — It is the best. 75 STAR OF THH EAST. OTARS of the Nig-ht, give answer! You Have lost the pagan sister of the Seven, One Pleiad gone beyond the view, Or buried in the stellar dust of heaven Ke'er to return, Whence pagans mourn, But answer, wheil your flame is low Will new light from the ashes glow? Star of our faith, of Bethlehem, Of Christ, the jewel of the eastern hlvie, Bright for a night but after dim In oriental waste to mortal view, What is yottr sky But immortality; Your nlenl'ry but the light set iil Hope's window for the feet of sin? 76 STAR 01^ THE KAST. Two stars are gone; yet, in the g-low Of sinking-, sunset years, Faith sits believing, Ay, knowing- — Faith presumes to know — That Christ's eternal star still undeceiving* Will shine ag-ain, / Forever reig-n For wisemen. Fool, O fool-shut eyes! "Wayfarers seeing- will be wise. Star of the East, shine on forever; Tho' empires westward move and build below The pillars of Atlantis, never Beyone the lig-ht of thee they g-o To joy, despond Never beyond. Thy occult beams the mind will light When death adjusts the shades of nig-ht. 77 DYEING THE ROSE. A SCAI^APUS who charg-ed queen Proserpine With eating- seeds of the pomegranate, was, Tho' true the alleg^ation 'g-ainst hell's queen, Turned to an owl for tattling- 'g-ainst the laws. Nor yet has he forgotten this fell trait, This meddling owl and mocker of the moon; He ruffed his tufts this night, I must relate, Silence or sound to hoot, this nig-ht in June. The nighting-ale on rosy favorites 'Gan chanting- forth this amatory lay Just as the moon relit her silver lights Behind the argent shadows of the day: "Sweet Philomel, awake And list to me; A carol thro' the vale To cheer the moonbeams pale May rouse the spellbound brake To hear my praise of thee. 78 DYEING THE ROSE "My love earth must not hear, My tears none view; Philomel, my Philomel, lyist to the throbbing- tale I tell. Forever trust me, dear, 1 g-ive my heart" — "To hoo?" This inquiry the wan owl thundered out In accents void of music; and the vale Reverberated it, called echoes shout The accents harsh to silence down the dale. And silence which is sexton of all sound Returned from its g-rim mission where it laid The owl's To-hoo to rest beneath the ground; Thus, peace assured, the nig-hting-ale essayed:- "O Philomela, though .The mocker knew To whom my heart I gave. For whom I pine or rave, I'd have the blind world know DYKING THE ROSE. 79 I g-ave my heart" — "To hool False knave, to hoo?" The imgrammatic owl by g-ods decreed A speechifier most inopportune, Alarmed the songster who showed Pan the reed, That down the songster fell in pallid swoon. But sound less arg-ument or log-ic wise, Was evermore perplexing". Sag^es spent Much breath in sound, so did this bird in sig-hs Proclaiming- his last will and testament: "I dye this rosebud red. My love, for thee; Its thorn let out life's flood And forth drips pulsing- blood To dye the pale rose red For love, my love for thee." His Philomela listening- sad beside In unschooled treble blubbered from her bower Of roses this sad requiem — she tried To sing in tears, not angels have the power: 8o DYEING THE ROSE O bitter, woeful sig-ht For love to see! Thro' all the weary years Shall fall my widowed tears Till they the rose wash white For thee, my love" — "Te hee!" The owl grew merry quite, "Te hee, fond fool, tee hee!" White rose of truth, and love's red rose still bloom Despite the owl-cried slander all in vain; lyove dyed the one, and Truth's sweethearted boon Of tears was shed to wash it white agfain.- Thus in the Persian vale lyove testified In dumb sig^nificants what after were For hatred in the Temple Garden vied — The rose of York, the rose of I^ancaster. 8i IVTOT many years ag"o these swamps betrayed Unwary travelers by their phantom light, The ig-nis fatuus weak hearts to fright, When pioneers within its precincts strayed. Here in substantial edifice arrayed This marvel to the all bewildered sight, The gourd developed in a fairy night, Consummate genius for new commerce made. Hesperian dreams in furnace-flames were welded To beat the orient; the magic wands Swayed by idyllic artifice are felled, it The nonpareil White City, greater stands. O'er all the world in reverential awe go, Then ponder on its miniature, Chicago. •Sz JUNE. ^TOTJ ma3% perhaps, some slig^ht exception take — Plead noisy fowl, or ag-ue's burning- suns, To long- days trivial objection make Protesting- to the lang-uor which is June's. Come all the months of nature's g-alaxy For crown of honor June, dispel all fear, In royal coronation will out-vie, Imperial mistress of the crescent year. Come all June days in sunlit robes of state, My courtesy the reg-al Twenty-second Disting-uishes above its every mate, Because in it my natal hour is reckoned. JUNK. . 83 It is a day replete with shining hours, To darkness leaving- little sway for crime; A month of dreams and calm, of love and flowers, The heir apparent of the Summer time. L But never splinter came with ruddy flood. His wide brown eyes, a perfect mirror wrought Of deep reflection and philosophy, Materialized his thoughts if ever thought Wer^ palpable to the espying eye. TEARS 93 I lost the thorn in study of his eyes, A tranceful pair; brown as my mother's, than My own a deeper shade — his I much prize For this hereditary'- potent plan. And viewing- the affair as baffling me He undiplomaed doctor as he was, Codes disregarding in his practice, he Unskilled in Galen and the statute laws Protecting murder in a legal way — (For so this quacking flock themselves protect, Whose methods can no commoner gainsay Because, forsooth, their parchments so elect; Experimenting on the sick to death. In league with sextons, patrons of the g-rave Before and after we dispense with breath, A race of ghouls no license law should save; 94 TEARS In pill projectiles hurled by colleg^e rules They cannonade us with hot mercury; For whims of medicine found training- schools To teach humanity new ways to die) — Gave me his remedy oft' tested, oft' Exemplified in his experience — (Can learned doctor physic more?) in soft And soothing- words fraug-ht with diviner sense. Ivet ^sculapius take lessons here And all his pupils, thoug-h they amplify Kmollient relief sans pain, sans fear, None can improve Karl's surg-ery: "Pa, cry." These were his words, such his prescription, this The anodyne of pain: "Pa, cry." Tears may Be idle as the poet's dream, but his Were shed a thousand ailments to allay. TEARS. 95 Tears were his case of instruments to cut The rooted splinter, tears the antidote Of every ill inflicting- childhood, but No tears were at command the thorn to rout. O Karl, physician dear past mortal ken! This was a sug^ared medicine to me, A bath of suasive oil to thorns within Of deeper import barbed with misery. That fated moment (strang-e! will tears come now?) We sal upon the threshold of a home Whose walls were crumbling-; ay, the broken vow, A broken home, the broken dream had come. The skeleton usurped the closet and Peace fled for passions in wild ang-uish spoken; Recriminations were in mad command, A chaos reig-ned and thus the home was broken, 96 TEARS. Curse her who nursed your lips that both have kissed A thousand thousand times — the lump appears Here in my throat, before my eyes a mist, — Would I could cry! words come not, neither tears. But after all when Time heaps over us Grim mounds of sand, our Samson hair all shorn, What need of heaven to adjust abuse? No need of hell, Delilah's being born. And after all what need of physic tears To sympathize with self inflicted woe? There comes a season in the wailing- years When thorns prick not and tears no longer flow. And after all what need to fondle grief As if a mistress cunning with soft wiles To offer to the wounded heart relief. Her lips a mocking pleasure, false her smiles. TKARS. c Hot passions must apologize for leave To found vagfue hells for one whose erring life Burns its purgation here; cooled, they forgive The unrepentant mother once a wife. So after all when all is fully ended, Both briefs before the high tribunal filed Where arguments and palliations blend, it May be that Justice will rest reconciled. So, Time, benevolent with thorns, deny Their access to the heart of Earl, our son; Ivet no one deeper sink than what a sigh May pluck and one tear usher to oblivion. gS nVTiGHT in her wondrous arabesque of sky Star jeweled and a loitering- summer moon Charmed of her errand tho' the maze of June, Bend o'er this Court of Honor rapturously. Man would with Boreal colors nature vie In wizard art: the painted sprays enswoon The senses charmed; deft g-ondolas splash by Ming-ling- strang-e airs with Sousa's lulling tune; The mermaid-haunted fountain rivals all In g-ush; white statues busy in their pose, And every dome its lighted diamonds dons. Here is my utmiost dream, art mag'ical ! Ivcst the enchantment vanish I must close E)ach eye in turn, nor risk them both at once. 99 AN ARIZONA TOMB. I^ N Arizona lies A tomb To which g"lad. sunligh flies But leaves in g-loom; In it a victim slumbers; nature sig-hs Around it at his doom: And when the mDm.eats paint the shading Of twilight skies there come all daunted Thoug-hts shuddering- from chills pervading-, As if the tomb were haunted. I OO ARIZONA TOM B. A frig-htend rill Runs by With noisy courag-e till The sandplain nig-h I.S safely g-ained, then mock-heroic will Send back the coward sig-h. The coyotes move in troops along The vale below with scarcer breath; There hushed is every song-bird's song, Mute crickets are as death. The history? Alas! A word — Need it be written here? the glass! Than which ne'er heard Our race from lips pronouncing pass One courted move, or blurred. Still men are fools tho' drink be raging, And men more raging heedless still, Till wild contention such are waging Bring-s ruin, sorrow, ill. ARIZONA TOMB. lOI bsonie friend the clue Ga ve me Who thought hell's charms to woo So potently A reason furloug^hed spirits do Repeat their rosary If LfCthe twice they wander over. We must turn back a page unread ^ho' haunting spirits may so hover Or not, above the dead. Two beings met, They loved: Armand and Angelet — How well 'twas proved! The one a housling rose and pet In famous beauty moved. The other manly, handsome, winning, But overshadowed b}^ the ban Of his love's sire, not for his sinning, He was a perfect man. I02 ARIZONA TOMB, Both to him sped To get This parent's blessing-s shed Upon them, yet Fear crossed them — they were wed, This Armand, Angelet. They knelt, confessed— but for the blessing- Received the father's wild anathema; They rose heart-sore. Them sire addressing: "Away!" quoth he — "but stay!" — "You two are wed- By law? — Would God had struck both dead, Or I ne'er saw Thee, Angelet, upon whose head This curse alight to awe: May thy hereafter know no leisure From prayer and misery to the hearse! And, Armand, thine be gall from pleasure, Away! Hell grant my curse." AlilZONA TOMB. 103 They drooped at this Atid left. Both facing" lesser bliss For hearts were cleft. The scornful sire did at them, hiss Departing- spirit chafed. O Aramand, Angelei! O sorrow! Would the next page had ne'er been written; But turn to it, to the to-morrow Of these two beings smitten. The bride's blood froze; Her cheek Grew sterile for the rose, It died; nor seek Did she to voice her hidden woes, So fashioned mild and meek. Poor Armand saw her sadly- wither; His love, his fondling lost their charms To woo her wasting figure hither To his entwining arms. 3 04 ARIZONA TOMB. He took to grief, And then, The g-lass. I shall be brief. — Nights found him in The gambling dens a roystering chief — Chief by brevet, of men. No home, no wife set Him^ to thinking Of ruin coming on apace; By swaggering and braggart drinking He ran the thorn-path race, Thus on and on Till woes Came trooping not alotie. His cherished rose With dual dearth was nearly gone — Not quite, for she arose . From her lone couch and by it kneeling Prayed: "O protect my Arniand, God, Arouse him to his fuller feeling Protect my Armand, God!" ART^iONA TOMB. I05 In Arinand came Unheard, Sneaking in drunken shame. Coy and absurd. Hearing- God coupled with his name He paused to catch each word. Stirred by the prayer he vowed to follow Debauchery and crime no more! No more in mires of sin to wallow. By Ang-elet! he swore. But hell within Broke out; Mis passion rose, a ditl Whirling- about III frenzy, fiotitig- in sin. With orte Weird, maddeiled shout He g-rasped hef by the flowing- tresses Shrieking-, ''Madam, let you and G-od ne'er fret IFor Armand," struck hef — heaven bless us! Lo, dead lay Ang-elet! I06 ARIZONA TOMB, O he awoke To see The victim of his stroke And misery! Did. hell or rumL his soul provoke, Or was it Armatid free In power and will who did the m.urder? He, Armand — influence hypnotic Thus to refute — and nothing- further, Despite claims idiotic. Sweet Ang^elet I^ay dead Just as her lips were set On blessings wed To Armand's name. Could he forg-et What she and her mad sire said? O prayer and misery! Your mission Is being lengthened undiminished: One g-alled by pleasure and perdition. The other's prayer unfinished. ARIZONA TOMB. IO7 He left the room. Upset Lay chair, lamp, table, broom.; The couch afret Was fumbled, but the crowning- g-loom Was pale, dead Ang-elet. He left the scene, but to him stealing- Came her unfinished prayer — she said: "Protect my Ar — " there the appealing- Changed voices with the dead. He fled the home, And still That prayer abrupt would come His soul to thrill; Whcte'er on earth would Armand roatn It must his nig-ht-ear fill. Old Mexico forg-ot the murdered. The cursing- sire and Armand fled From whom since then there was no word heard; The law had called him dead. lo8 ARIZONA TOME. Could he forg-et The stain Upon his fing-ers set? Blood marked its Clan. To hush the prayer of Angelet He noised all pleas in vain; !For, ever like the echoes dying- That aye rebounding- never die, On burdened winds her voice came sig-hing*- "Protect him, God on hig-h, Protect my Ar. — " No more, The voice was hushed afar; But every hour Ag-airl repeated— -it would jar Not silence passing- o'er So softly Armand heard, no other: Sad as the syllables of doom, Sweet as the vesper plaints a mother Breaths o'er the mossy tomb. ARIZONA TOMB. IO9 He sought the mines Far west; For gold framed no designs — Nay, rest, for rest. Mid miners, gamblers, libertines He was forlorn, unblest. Gold glittered in his path unheeded; He squandered it in charities, 'Twas not the panacea needed; His heart was ill at ease. Still came to him That prayer: His head would reel and swim, His eyeballs glare. His record of the world grew dim, Rem.orse bleached white his hair: For aye his sleepless hours heard stealing — "Protect my Armand, God, protect My Ar — ^" there ceased the fond appealing Where he the pleading checked. no ARIZONA TOMB. "O bitter woe, O God," Poor Armand murmured low, "I^et me not plod Karth evermore!" But they who sow The winds reap whirlv/inds. Odd, "lyet you and God ne'er fret for Armand," He rashly spoke in moments g-one; Thus reaped he tenfold whirlwinds' harm and The fretful prayer went on. A hermit's cell He dug- Above the mountain dell Where mag-ic drug- Nor opiate could madness quell; There death and life did tug A clamorous and frenzied season, Prolonging days and nig^hts with ills, Of hope bereft, endurance, reason — A fright among- the hills. ARIZONA TOMB. Ill 'Tis wrong- to say That time Moons measure, for one day Of lives sublime In woe finds more sands fall'n than may Nile's pyramid outclimb. — He killed himself. Beside a river, The Gila's Pedro, lies his tomb; Above the mound the zephyrs shiver With nig-htfall's chilling- g-loom. The story g-oes They meet At sunset, but who knows? Our wand'ring- feet Must halt before the tomb of woes, Ivife's trag-edy complete. If love could leave the tomb to g-reet us, — We all have love-tombs somewhere prized, — Our doubts would find their own quietus And death were analyzed. 112 ARIZONA TOMB. "A inadman's grave," The stone Announces. Grass and wave The leg-end moan Where Gila's waters pitch and rave For motives more unknown. Some haunting- kindred we hereafter May dub the airs and hills and river; For here they moan or shriek in laughter Beside the grave forever. One needs not kneel In prayer Deep reverence to feel: The listful air Trembles in sympathy with some appeal Of sorrow richly rare; And after comes incessant weeping Dews nightly never there loan tears — Till dusky shadows off go creeping And rose-cheeked morn appears. ARIZONA TOMB. II3 A city now adorns The vale Below, where cactus thorns The tomb empale — Appropriately Tombstone called — which warns The tourist of this tale. If fortune should your feet advise On Arizona's sands to wander, Approach the grave where Arniand lies And o'er his madness ponder:— Our action bring-s To eyes And hearts beyond us, stings, Joys, tears and sighs; To innocence our evil clings And there the moral lies. Heirs may hereafter know no leisure From prayer and misery to the hearse Because we quaff the gall of pleasure, Bequeathing- but a curse. 114 " ARIZONA TOMB. In Arizona lies The tomb To which sad sunlig"ht hies To leave in g-loom; There nature squanders liberal sig"hs To mollify the doom, lyet twilig-ht's spirit count her beads And finish her enchanted prayer For Armand most his Ang-el needs Where we must leave the pair. 1^5 A CYNIC'S TALE. A MINISTE^R to China whose full name Is cloaked in darkness by indifferent fame. Among- celestials sat at royal feast — • One emperor, moguls the rest at least; Not being- up on Chinese words, confound themi Was down, of course, at jabber speech around him. Without translation every dish he ate Was strang-ely easy to amalgamate With his American star-spang-led blood, Especially one dish seemed mig-hty good; And scheming to induce the western cook To introduce it later, undertook To question at his elbow sallow Johng-. About this meat so famous in Hong" Kong. The g-ourmand soon resolved in his sly brain The mode of speech that would the secret g-ain. ii6 ■ cynic's tai^k. He turned upon the oriental dude Wrapped in a miracle of mag-nitude, Who g-raced the seat of honor at his rig-ht With fing-er pointing- to the mess in sight — His sapient demeanor much enhanced By elevated brows and chin advanced, You could observe his vanity lean back As he complacently inquired, "Quack, quack?' None better knew than he it was no duck But to dissolve a doubt this method took. The shocked Celestial with a proud disdain Curled lip and nostril in neg-ation plain; No rag-g-ed g-amin on the street could jaw, Disg-ust personified, more awful "naw!" Then on our diplomat with scowling- brow Growled in canine vernacular, "Bow, wow!" "Dog- dast the Chinese!" thoug-ht the minister When panic in his stomach 'g-an to stir; The amphitheater within his brain Inclosed a combat fearful in its strain In which the Will and Fancj' tug-g-ed amain. cynic's tale. 117 But in his stornach greater battle raged Where dog chased duck an awful turmoil wag-ed. The Fancy proved victorious in the brain; Below, the vanquished duck, was sadly slain. His head revolved and then revolved his food Till over China, ware and fare, he spewed. Expelled the empire at next council, now He snarls ki-yi, snaps, barks and bays bow wow! An insane minister become crazed from it His fancy dog--like runs to his own vomit. The diplomat should be abandoned straig-ht Had not philosophers beg^un to prate Ag-ainst the wisdom of celestial diet A morsel sweet however they denj' it. These veg"etarians make feasts of reason, Serve "dog- eat dog-" their pickeled wit for season; Above board masticate infernal humors, For vegetables pose as sturdy boomers; Vitellus chide because he ate an ox That ate their grass — upon them all a pox! So mad I sret at all their theoretics. Il8 • cynic's TAtE\ Their hjg'ienic laws and shilly ethics, In doubt embroiling" every simple question That patience dies and with it g-ood dig-estionj A note opposed to their vile dog-mas you make, Man 's not controlled by what pervades his stomach. Some dupes there are who fancy that the bread In Shakespeare's craw put Hamlet in his head; And that, to amplify the thoug-ht profane. In Rare Ben's stomach it had wroug-ht the Dane. A rose in any garden is inclined Rare bloom and odor in the earth to find, While by its side skunk-cabbag-e will, I think, Absorb from rose-nursed v^oil its shocking- stink. To rose or weed the selfsame soil supplies Conflicting odors, color color vies. For reasons founded on this solemn fact Their table conduct shows some brains half-cracked; And one I now remember, an example Of eaters who may prove a fair example. Was Oscar Wilde, the poet, dude, or what not, Who sat at meal an hour or more and got naught; cynic's tai^e. 119 But on a flower feasted eye and nose Till from the table hung-erless he rose. The waiter marveled, bill of fare declined, While flowery Oscar tipped: "Thanks; I have dined.'' Do you believe a meal of so much sentiment Is worthy blistered hellroom — worth a cent, I meant? No? Neither I. But what I first essayed In mock-heroic couplets to dissuade, An idea so popular of late, Is, what we think proceeds from what we ate. The minister, exception you may raise, "Who ate the dog- now as a luneling bays; Wilde Oscar to support the opposition May too be cited from the superstition Prevailing- now atavic in its power. Admitting- he reverted to a flower. Withal, environment is g-reater matter Than diet, g-ranting- plent3^ to the latter. Our dreams are shaded by our latest meal, Ang-els or nio;hthag's as the meats reveal. So comes it that the supper has control 120 CYNIC S TAI^E. O'er preg-nant matter of the sleeping- soul. And what pervades the stomach, odd exceptions, Is but the chyle of fancy's own deceptions, Or fowl or dog- as man each likes or loathes He tumbles into rhapsodies or oaths. Meats as an influence have divers powers Unsuited to the fop who dines on flowers; These delicate for airy thoughts enhance The azure flig-hts peculiar to romance; While those equip for earth the mail-clad thoug-ht That for inankind and robust reason foug-ht. Serve Cleopatra hearts of turtle doves When she would revel in ambrosial loves; Within the ruby wine dissolve a jewel When to her bosom's flame consig-ning fuel; But if she would a sea fight win, then feed her Substantial beef or pluck will supersede her; Without this stronger diet, I repeat, She will be food for asps or Caesar's meat. To verify this theory I appeal To history for what its tales reveal. CYNICS TAtE. 121 The Indian is savage not because His crown of feathers borrows eag-le's claws, Nor yet for reason of the wild deer food That warms the current of his fiery blood; This game predicament would be unlucky In taming- Boone, the hunter of Kentucky. Hence, I aver, give ear to this you ought, All kinds of meat will furnish food for thought. Moreover, brains their tendril nerves send forth To forage on material of worth For thought-construction in the workshop head, Rejecting, brainy builder, stones for bread. In following this tale with close attention You note no failure adverse views to mention; Dsnying which approach the feast in revel, Go as a glutton after to the devil. 122 CARDS. Whist: Ivife is a g-ame of whist: from unseen sources The cards are shuffled and the hands are dealt; Yet no one can control them, for the forces That act unseen are no less strong-ly felt. — lornquilL "XXTHIST, Ironquill, is merely an exotic Quite unbecoming- any loyal sport; Americans appear unpatriotic Who with our blulif g-ame are not en rapports You know my meaning-? Doubtful as to "/" I asked a Frenchman, my g-ood friend Broquet, About pronouncing- it or not, said he: "In whist all thing's are silent— in a way." Shoot voiceless whist! Lfife is a g-ame of poker: Men brag- and bluff and win for having- sand; Despite the cards men who repine when broke err The brilliant nerve outranks the master hand. CARDS. 123 Let Ware seek honors of the courtly whist; A bobtail deal me, or a pair of deuces — Naj^, worse — a measly kilter if you list, And at life's showdown g-amble who the g"oose is. The Joker: TV^ING Georg-e the ^hird asked John Home Tooke A g-ame of cards to play; The wit in sarcasm humbly spoke What time can not g-ainsay: "My liegfe, your pardon I must crave, I know not even King- from, knave." Forimies: A PACK of cards, much like mankind^ We with these complications find: In distribution of the parts Observe clubs, diamonds, spades and hearts. Wealth, diamonds: lucky they Who either find along- the way. 1-24 CARDS. When coupled with a robust health The world no equal has to wealth; Althoug-h its owner be a vampire He g-overns women, men and empire; Ay, if a diamond, he at bay Will throug-h all hindrance cut his way. To diamonds draw and play them well; They'll beat the devil out of hell. And some aver, what we repeat here, They turn the head and bolts of Peter* The sainted turnkey of the skies Where Dives has to exercise The lowly camel's strateg-y Before the portals passes he. Not to dig-ress: — The needle's e^^e, Throug-h which the camel needs must hie, A stone arched gate of low desig-n Was, not a needle superfine, So loaded camels stooping crawled Into Jerusalem rock walled. Thus comes it that the rich man's soul CARDS. 125 By stooping- worms throug-h anj^ hole Of upper Zion, as well niig-ht Humped Dives or a Campbellite. But to the subject let us back Turn our attention. Take the pack — Do me the kindness now to turn A card for w^hat there is to learn: A club for war — a readj^ g-uess, A bloody business none the less. I do not claim the vision g-iven To seventh son of son No. VII, Nor in the wiles of divination Subvert my art to sink a nation; But that calm country is the best Which by the club is governed least. The fates of countries we maj^ find Applies as well to human kind: Who wields the arrant club to g^ain Desired ends is half insane — I should say wholly, were it wise The wrath of warriors to despise. 126 CARDS. Shun clubs: If you would win the day Persuade, plead, arg-ue, reason — na.y, Solicit, coax — or if the foe Persistent hang, the point foreg-o; Rather submit to proud defeat Than with. a club the numskull beat. Contention is the bane of ease. Who would be happy must love peace: Disputes breed war a blatant shame To fire with blood a transient name. And clubs add fuel to the flame. Enoug-h of clubs, indeed, too much Has now been wasted on the butch- er of the ag-es whose vile looks ("Grim visaged war" per other bard. If one must here "speak by the card,") Are all the histories of the books. A card, please — Hearts, O loving- hearts! That will exhaust our rhyming- arts. The symbol is, precisely, love. No hearts no love — remove your glove: CARDS. 127 Is 3'our hand warm, or cold is it? The temperatures are opposite — Cold hands implj^ warm hearts and vice Versa, warm hands denote hearts icy. You do not it believe? Nor I; Warm hearts with warmth must hands supply. But recollect my scheme is not To fabricate the destined lot; I read the card, announce the will Ordaining- what fate must fulfill; And, therefore, must I here repeat Traditions, follow in the feet Of wandering- ag-es, ycleped old, Whose dog-ma is — hands warm, hearts cold. However, I take liberij^ 't Is not a rule that holds with feet: A being- who has this cold member Airs in her heart the shrill December. June's face deceives by warmer smile. Her foot betra3^s the heart the while. Say that your wife soft sleep to mock 128 ■ CARDS. Her cold foot places where the shock Electrifies the spinal column, Then tell me, if you can be solemn In serious words of log-ic's mig-ht, Can such an iceberg-'s heart be rig-ht? All this with cards has naug-ht at all; Yet, easy conversational Excursions here in verse must voice Our predilections forced by choice. You turned a heart. Consider, then, What signifies a heart to men; With women poets all contend It is the middle, prime and end. Includes all parts, their be-all here. Full sway therein their proper sphere; And Byron held "It 's woman's whole Existence," writing- of some soul Intensified by passions, we Admit it in the maid Haidee. A mooted question for the ermine Judiciallv soon to determine— CARDS. 129 The law's delsij proverbial Is grown, so courts would, sir, be all Of twenty centuries at codes And precedents and episodes Out of the drift and current tide Of law before they could decide If men have hearts, and (please move nearer) — Their lawful judgment would be error. This serious dispute may well Employ earth's parliaments to tell On due inquiry, if there dwell In bossoms male, a human heart Whose love is something more than art. Tell me at what it aims unless Gross passions and huge selfishness: Or candidly, unless half crazy. Has man a heart? now, has he? has he? You cannot answer. Who the devil The mystery can then unravel? You are upon my pen impaled; Squirm not, a million others failed. I30 CARDS. Believe me, what man calls his heart Unsetisitive is as a wart Ridging- the dermise of a toad O'er which he in his dungfcart rode. Men love themselves, and for a season. Divest themselves of cooler reason. Imagining" that state of thought A stage of love which love is not. They pawn for women all their wealth, l/ose honor, glory, virtue, health; And when despeptic then would prove Their stomach's pangs allied to love. The Gypsy harlot of the Nile's O'erflowing slum employed her wiles In snaring Caesar to her arms Where Antony confessed her charms With feasts and wines, with sighs and laughter; In ribald slavery thereafter. You may or may not call this passion, I^xamples of the fervid trash on The pages of seductive books: CARDS. 131 We merely say, like love it looks. And there was saintly Abelard, A subject for enamored bard, With Heloise his abbess flame, To carve himself a splendid name; Ivove-characters yet warmer none Has bold imagination shown In history or wild romance Than these two lovers dear of France. Hearts more devoted no one knows, Not Juliet and Romeo's. But how far fiction now grown dim As history, embellished them We cannot know. 'Tis idle breath To say that twenty years in death The fleshless arms of Heloise Wide opened to emparadise The lover late entombed. I must Embalm this fiction with their dust; Or brand the story — do not take Exception to the slang — a fake. 132 CARDS. A mad Italian once wa-s known For Ivaura wed to rhyme and moan; But Petrarch is the laug-hing- stock Of wiser ag-es now that mock His famous (undeserving- fame) Ivove-laureled sonnets and his name. She was a married matron who His sonnets nor his passion knew: She had no need of poet suitor, A husband's love she found to suit her; Although I must confess that I^raura Possessed a faithful heart no more a Component part of modern woman Whose love for Juan proves her human. Pet's love was simply figurative Adorned by fancy's mood creative; 'Twas nothing (call me not unkind) But love emotions in the mind. Ivove in the head can never dwell — Who can be wise and love, was well Inquired into by L^ord Bacon, CARDS. 133 Or Mr. Shakespeare, if mistaken The cryptograms that now so rave on A whim to cheat the Bard of Avon. — (And here I niig-ht devote a pag-e To settle this contentious rage, But will not for the claim, is silly — Says Delver: "It is, will he, nil he, He goes," the g-oodman Delver whom To build unto the crack of doom The mason, shipwright, carpenter Most vainly rival, I concur; He goes with me — or, rather, stays The author of the "so-called plays.") Ivove were we speaking of? not worse I Conceive than Bacon's controversy. 1^0 ve must be found we said at start, Not in the head but in the heart. (A further license to digress This opportunity affords: For heads I^ord Bacon stands, no less Than Shakespeare with the heart accords.) 134 CARDS. We speak of hearts: If men were wise To scan this life with cloudless eyes. They would a woman's love endeavor To grapple to their hearts forever. As for a man's love, we, alas! Must do as he does, let it pass. How easily may love depart From burly man's mercurial hearti L