^* ^^ <^ '» • • • K!.•«•- C* 0^ V ♦TfTP* /^ n/^> L*'' .."•. **« ,0* .•■•.*< "n>v* .-. '*^o< ./• V '*:rr^* .^^' ^q,. ^-rr;-' ^o^ v '*. ':n THE CHARITY "BOOM. 3 1 A minute too old or a fortnight too young ; The wound of the Hp should be one of the tongue ; The hump is of muscle, it should be of bone ; The cough has a nasal, not bronchial tone ; Acute inflammation affected the larynx. This hospital treats only ills of the pharynx ; 'Tis a carpal instead of a tarsal strain ; 'Tis a ruptured nerve not a varicose vein ; 2* 32 THE CHARITY *' BOOM." That the adipose touches the heart may be seen, Unfortunate creature, we doctor the spleen. The left limb is fractured instead of the right ; You suffer at evening, we treat in day- light. The lid of your eye, 'twere better the ball ; The liver at fault, we attend to the gall. THE CHARITY '' BOOM." TfZ 'Tis the upper instead of the lower face ; An ulna instead of a radius case. We cancerous affections a specialty make, This inclines a polypous nature to take, — Till symptoms are made a distinction so fine That a vertebra fails to suggest the spine. And hence the close sieve of a medical view Not one in a hundred poor creatures get through ; 34 THE CHARITY '* BOOM." And like good resolutions, a pitiful horde, These are laid by at last on a Hospi- tal Board. And so the great mass of the suffering poor Only find under ground an infallible cure. Or if to cold sect regulations take heed, There is nothing so harsh as an unfeel- ing creed, THE CHARITY ''BOOM." 35 And this rigidly strict diagnostical sight Is edipsed by an orthodox stringency quite. The hoUest intentions, unfolding, are chilled By "doctrinal points" into just souls instilled ; And the poles of the magnet most faith- fully tell How sectarian tenets good Christians repel ; Baptist, Methodist, Quaker, High Church, and a score. Each honestly shouting ''This way is 'the door! 2,6 THE CHARITY " BOOM." Till the faith is become an indefinite word, Dependent alone on the place where 'tis heard. And though not in letter, in spirit 'tis true. The food of the Gentile won't nourish the Jew, Pray, into the Protestant Mission or - Home " How shall the unsanctified Catholic come, While the Sisters of Mercy slight mercy can feel THE CHARITY *' BOOM. Ty"] For the heretic sufferer's woe or his weal. So we writhe and we suffer, and perish and die, By the Hne and the plummet of Bigot- ry's eye. More — churches are mortgaged and mis- sions in debt, Their current expenses reluctantly met, While boards of trustees armed with by- law and rule, The zeal of the ardent effectually cool. 38 THE CHARITY '* BOOM." In the temple of Faith with its far- reaching spire, Its silver-toned organ and matchless- voiced choir, Its carpeted aisles and cushion-lined pews. Its gorgeous stained windows with soft blending hues, Its velvet-laid altars with trappings of gold; Where rich-surpliced teachers God's les- sons unfold. Ye mourn in your broadcloth, your vel- vet, your lace, 39 The /^V;/-ness which shadows the hoHest place, Since the Great God looks down and discerns in the gloom An incumbrance too great for just Heaven to assume, And while at the chancel your vows you record, The beggar outside may be nearest the Lord. But some men are wiser than most men believe, 40 THE CHARITY " BOOM.'* And for their short-comings find glorious retrieve In the full consecration to Jesus they make, Of what through the grave they are pow- erless to take ; So magnanimous selfishness ceases to breathe, Consoled by a generous — ''I give and bequeathe — '* Thus fervently hoping God's plans to o'ermatch And forward their treasures by Special Dispatch ; ( T5^r^A/r " THE CHARITY ''BOOM. 4I Or chooses a proud in memoriam to build Of granite or marble to charity willed, Which Administrator or Judge perchance may Decide is no charity since it wont pay, And the good Book has made it exceed- ingly plain, Bread cast on the waters is gathered again. And in that grand spasm philanthropy feels 42 THE CHARITY '' BOOM. Producing convulsions of lancers and reels, When the great hearts of beauty and opulence break And pour themselves out for sweet Charity's sake, When tailor and modiste and coiffeur combine Their arts till the human is almost di- vine. And arrayed comme il fatit, of one beau- tiful belle The value in figures is wondrous to tell. THE CHARITY '' BOOM." 45 And into the scale of just estimates thrown Her fair market status will quickly be shown ; Not the lady herself — 'twould be greatly unfair With plain creature comforts her charms to compare — But the outfit complete of one genuine belle, When rated at par, let the honest weights tell. The round tout ensemble an Avenue store — 46 THE CHARITY *' BOOM." Real Estate at an ebb — would provide, if not more. The jewel confining her rich golden braid Would purchase a butcher's entire stock in trade. The quivering pendant just over her heart Would set up the very best stand in the mart, Green grocer or baker, or name what you will, The weak to refresh or the hungry to fill. THE CHARITY ''BOOM." 47 While just one short yard of her elegant lace Would get up a dinner deserving a grace. The dainty trimmed slippers encasing her feet, At Baldwin's would furnish a pauper com- plete. The glittering solitaire adorning her ear, Would pay for a modern-built flat a full year ; While necklace and mouchoir, and lastly the loves 3 48 THE CHARITY '' BOOM." Of bangles and bracelets and ten-button gloves, Would light up a home lost in darkness before, And keep the grim wolf from full many a door. And now to this outlay, most generous be sure, A ten dollar ticket we add for the poor ; But with ushers, bill-posters, et caeteras and gas. THE CHARITY '' BOOM. 49 This amount is reduced to a pittance, alas ! And though the small hours with the revel be filled, The thousands go empty away from the Guild; And by this grand farce 'tis most cleverly shown How both ends of charity center at home. Now into the scales toss your purses and needs. 50 THE CHARITY " BOOM.' Then toss in your duties and toss in your deeds, Next toss in your faith and against it your cares, And toss in your good works and lastly your prayers ; How curious to notice the odds at the ends. So much on the turn of a pivot de- pends. O ladies ! sweet ladies ! kind ladies and true ! THE CHARITY '* BOOM." 51 Think just for a moment how much you can do. Would ye light up another face sweet as your own. And kindle a heart to the joy ye have known ; Would ye shield from the rude gaze a fair faultless form, And shelter a soul from the world's cruel scorn ? Unglove your soft hands, there are tears to be dried, And pillows to smooth whereon loved ones have died ; 52 THE CHARITY "BOOM. And sweet little mouths turning up to be fed, And child hearts that flutter and watch for your tread. Oh be of one sad home the angel, the light ! Your name its sweet watchword at morn and at night. The spirit on earth of ©UV |atto itt Let p^ MWU ht toUmr^rt for joy you have given ; THE CHARITY "BOOM. 53 And by your kind deeds make p^ feinijtlmw So best ON this mvtft shall §;i^ sweet Win ft^ &mt. O be of its table the fresh iMlt) html, And over the erring your sweet pnlOU shed, And guard from t^miJt^ti0tt where want is the snare, And rescue jfrOtU ml some frail child of care ; And so BE p,^ ^mtX mux §i$i great ^Ux\j shown. i^VtVtV and tV(X by one of His own. 54 THE CHARITY '' BOOM. gltU^tt, and then dance in your heartiest way, For a time is to dance as a time is to pray ; And 'twill not be surprising, if heeding your call, The angels come down to the Charity Ball. But the great Metropolitan spirit is kind, Though like pictured Justice the oftenest blind. THE CHARITY ''BOOM. 57 And her holiest thoughts and worthiest aims Are hampered, and clogged by invisible claims Of pathies and schisms, of parties and power, Which the rude wheel of Fortune reverses each hour. So she gathers them up, the sick and the poor, The lame and the weary, the mad and the sore. The vile and the hungry, the pauper, the thief, 58 THE CHARITY ** BOOM." The children of vice, and the victims of grief ; So vileness and purity every day ride, In ''corrections and charities" thrown side by side ; And kindly removed from the great city's din. The cess-pool of misery she huddles them in. O missions of kind words, of fruits and of flowers, THE CHARITY ''BOOM. 59 Ye were born of a breath from elysian bowers. O sweet loving faces, O delicate tones, Rich echoes are ye from the heavenly zones. O children of mercy, your beautiful hands Are filling life's hour-glass with glittering sands, Whose luminous atoms are catching the rays Of beautiful sunlight to measure the days. The Heart's-ease that fades on yon suf- ferer's breast 6o THE CHARITY ''BOOM." Is blooming for you in the Land of the Blest ; And the whisper of Jesus you breathed in his ear, Is the song he shall sing in that holier sphere. We travel life's roadway and little we heed The God-given power of each thought, word and deed. The weight of a smile or the charm of a tear, THE CHARITY ''BOOM." 6l The thrill of a whisper, the chill of a fear, The tease of a glance, the check of a sigh, The stab of a jest, and the hurt of an eye. By the roadway, just there, is a daughter of shame, A scar on her conscience, a blot on her name ; We loathing, with horror instinctively shrink 62 THE CHARITY " BOOM." From lifting her fainting for only a drink ; But the great heart of Jesus is moved by her plea : ''/ do not condemn" — Are we purer than He ? A father, a thief, hotly pressed by the law, All eager her meshes about him to draw ; No plea for his crime save the echoes which come THE CHARITY *' BOOM." 6^ From the famishing group in his deso- late home. But his free thoughts reach out to the glad hopes that cling Round the great Judgment day of an omniscient King, TAa^ rarest, that richest, that happiest of days To the honest with God in his heart and his ways. A neighbor, a friend in the days that have been, 64 THE CHARITY ''BOOM." With heart just as loyal, as earnest as then, A bankrupt — what more? Ah, the story is old : Love, friendship and faith even, perish with gold. A child heart is skipping along in the way. Unconsciously sporting with shadows that play Now lengthening, now parting, now melting in one THE CHARITY ''BOOM. 65 As summery cloudlets coquette with the sun ; A waif on the wide world dropped down at your feet — Oh, the prayer for the fatherless kneel and repeat, And linger a moment, perchance ye may see Whom the Father will send its protec- tor to be. A foot snare — take heed ! — in the treach- erous sand, '' I am blind, is there any will give me a hand ! " 66 THE CHARITY '' BOOM." I am blind — pity, Lord ! only dead eyes can know How dark is the road the poor sight- less must go. Oh, the struggle with poverty, sorrow, and sin, Is a struggle in which but the bravest may win. Though the faint heart must strive and the faltering go Where the battle is hottest and fiercest the foe. THE CHARITY '' BOOM." 6"] O ye stalwart of arm and unflinching of nerve, Truest heroes are made of the stout hearts that serve. Pale and dim is the banner protected by might, To the rent and the crimson brought in from the fight. The web of God's dealing is wond- rously spun With chequers and tracery, shadow and sun, 68 THE CHARITY "BOOM." And flecked with the atoms of man's changeful life, Which speckle the fabric with turmoil and strife ; While spinning and weaving the hum of the mill And buzz of the spindle may never be still, For the warp is set taut and the woof of each day- Is filling the shuttle, whose unceasing play Waits neither for tangle, for joy, nor for fret, THE CHARITY *' BOOM." 69 For prodigal thought nor for useless re- gret. But the texture is perfect, come sun- shine, come gloom, With man at the spindle and Christ at the loom. Oh, pour out your love as God pours out the showers. And scatter your smiles as He scatters the flowers ; Be the warm breath of truth like their fragrance distilled, 70 THE CHARITY '' BOOM. Till the darkest heart-corners with joy shall be filled ; And sprinkle with good deeds life's wearisome way, And pray while you live, and then live as you pray ^1C8 ^^-^/ fM^'. %/ :) x^'/ v^^*/ X*^-^,**' .<=»^r ^ o « «