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APR I 1915 ^CI,A.'J98162 PREFACE An increasing tendency to recognize fiction as an apt vehicle for instruction in literary method and literary history is leading many schools and colleges to introduce courses in the history and technique of the novel. Study of this sort naturally involves discussion of the beginnings of the novel in earlier forms of nar- rative such as appeared before and during the sixteenth century, of its gradual rise through the next century and a half, and of its rapid decline during the last decades of the eighteenth century. Important as is this formative period in the history of the novel, it is liable in the average course to suffer from inadequate treat- ment because of the difficulty involved in obtaining and present- ing the material. It is to meet this difficulty that the present book of selec- tions has been planned. The intention has been not to present whole books in condensed form, such a task in a volume of this character being obviously impossible ; but to offer from pre-nine- teenth-century novels vivid and interesting excerpts which should illustrate definite technical and historical features in the development of the novel, and prove of sufficient length to give an idea of the general character of a book without thwarting the student's desire to read the book as a whole. In order that the selections may be intelligible to the student, explanatory footnotes and connecting Hnks in the form of sum- maries have been supplied wherever it has seemed necessary. But the editors, feeHng that many text-books err in giving too much critical assistance, have purposely refrained from includ- ing any critical material on the novel except what may be found in the brief historical notes forming the introduction. Sufficient aid of this nature, they hope, will be supplied by the bibliography. The book is to illustrate, not to expound. It undertakes to rep- resent various species of the novel : the romantic, the psycho- iv PREFACE logical, the didactic, the picaresque, etc. ; and in these selec- tions to show the skill of respective novelists in the handling of plot, character, scene, incident, and purpose sufficiently to en- able teacher and student to find the book of practical value in the class-room. Care has been taken to secure accurate texts of the novels selected by comparing them with the most trustworthy editions accessible, but neither space nor expediency has permitted dis- cussion of variant readings. Care has been taken, also, to as- certain exact dates of pubUcation for these novels, though in some cases, such as "Oroonoko" and the first volumes of "Tris- tram Shandy" wide difference of opinion has made it difficult to reach a satisfactory decision. Where dates could not be deter- mined from a more accurate source, "The Dictionary of National Biography" has been followed. The introduction is not intended as an epitomized history of Enghsh fiction, but simply as a convenient guide to be used in connection with the excerpts in placing them historically and in showing what they illustrate technically. In regard to the particular excerpts made, it may be said that the editors, while reahzing the place in the growth of the novel of such contributary forms as the tale in all periods, the char- acter-writing and epistolary narratives of the seventeenth, and the narrative essays of the eighteenth, century, felt that to increase the illustration with such material would be to exceed the Kmits of a single volume ; therefore it seemed wiser to keep to the main channel of development. Again, it has seemed unnecessary to extend the period of representation into the nineteenth century, because the more modem novels are usually obtainable in the average library, they are published in cheap editions, and they are of such a nature as to be profitably read in their entirety. Finally, we wish to acknowledge gratefully the counsel and assistance of Professor John M. Manly in solving problems of obscure chronology. A. B. H., H. S. H. CONTENTS PAGE INTRODUCTION vii BIBLIOGRAPHY . xv LE MORTE DARTHUR. (Completed, 1469; printed, 1485) i Sir Thomas Malory EUPHUES. THE ANATOMY OF WIT. (1579) 60 ^ John Lyly THE COUNTESS OF PEMBROKE'S ARCADIA. (Written, 15S0-1581; published, 1 590) 88 Sir Philip Sidney THE UNFORTUNATE TRAVELLER: OR, THE LIFE OF JACK WILTON. (1594) 121 Thomas Nashe THE PILGRIM'S PROGRESS. (1678-1684)1 128 John Bunyan OROONOKO: OR, THE ROYAL SLAVE. (1688) 160 ^ Mrs. Aphra Behn THE LIFE, ADVENTURES, AND PIRACIES OF THE FAMOUS CAPTAIN SINGLETON. (1720) 172 ^ Daniel Def^oe CLARISSA: OR, THE HISTORY OF A YOUNG LADY. (1747-1748)2 239 Samuel Richardson THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING. (1749) .... 303 l^ Henry Fielding THE LIFE AND OPINIONS OF TRISTRAM SHANDY, GENT. (1759-1767)3 396 Laurence Sterne THE EXPEDITION OF HUMPHRY CLINKER. (1771) 418 Tobias George Smollett ■^~~. 1 Part I, 1678 ; II, 1684. 2 Y\x%t four volumes, 1747 ; last four, 1748. 3 Published in nine volumes between 1759 and 1767. V VI CONTENTS EVELINA: OR, THE HISTORY OF A YOUNG LADY'S ENTRANCE INTO THE WORLD. (1778) 443 Fanny Burney THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO : A GOTHIC STORY. (1764) ... 483 _;p?HORACE WaLPOLE THE MYSTERIES OF UDOLPHO. (1794) 578 -^ Mrs. Ann Radcliffe THE MAN OF FEELING. (1771) 656 Henry Mackenzie THE HISTORY OF SANDFORD AND MERTON. (Vol. I, 1783; 11,1787; 111,1789) 679 Thomas Day NATURE AND ART. (1796) 706 Mrs. Elizabeth Inchuald THINGS AS THEY ARE : OR, THE ADVENTURES OF CALEB WILLIAMS. (1794) 737 William Godwin INDEX 787 INTRODUCTION The MedicBval Period: Arthurian Romance. — Out of the great diversity of fiction current in England before the sixteenth cen- tury, romance, particularly Arthurian romance, appears as the dominant type and the one which has exerted on succeeding periods the most persistent influence. In relation to the novel the mediaeval Arthurian romance stands probably closer than any other species of fiction of that day, embodying as it does a reflection of the courtly life of the period, an expression of the interests of love and adventure, and the portrayal of certain clearly defined though conventional types of character. "Le Morte Darthur" by Sir Thomas Malory (completed, 1469; printed, 1485) though late in point of time, is thoroughly medi- aeval in spirit and marks the culmination in the development of mediaeval Arthurian romance. Based mainly on the French cyclic romances of the thirteenth and fourteenth centuries, works which are in themselves all inclusive, it is really an epit- ome of Arthurian adventure. For this reason, together with the fact that it offers no difficulties of language such as would attend the study of earlier English romances, the ''Morte Dar- thur" has been chosen as the most suitable representative of mediaeval fiction. The Elizabethan Period. — In Elizabethan fiction may be traced three strains, all showing the indebtedness of the English Renaissance to Romance literatures: (i) The strain of the Italian novelle, collections of realistic stories of everyday life, may be traced in Lyly's "Euphues," together with the influ- ence of certain manuals of courtesy and of courtly conduct such as Castiglione's "II Cortegiano." (2) The strain of the pastoral romance developed from Theocritus and Virgil by Boccaccio, Sannazaro, and Ariosto in Italy and by Montemayor in Spain, is found in England with the tradition of Arthurian romances of chivalry; of this union Sidney's "Arcadia" is a notable fruit. viii INTRODUCTION (3) The strain of the picaresque or rogue story of Spanish origin, exempUfied in Spain by Mendoza's "Lazarillo de Tormes," was developed in England through Nashe's "The Unfortunate Traveller," one of the first of a long line of picaresque novels. "Euphues. The Anatomy of Wit" by John Lyly (1579) was a highly popular work, written probably for Elizabethan ladies. It combines to some extent the realistic method of the novelle and the purpose of the Renaissance courtesy book, attempting to set forth the manners and ideals proper to noble persons of the time. The selections illustrate the style, which later came to be called euphuism, characterized by alliteration, antithesis, word play, and the use of figurative material of a specific sort. They illustrate also the measure of Lyly's skill in narration and characterization, and the influence of the Renaissance upon the thought and conduct of Elizabethan society. "The Countess of Pembroke's Arcadia" by Sir Philip Sidney (composed, 1580-81; publ., 1590) was written as a pastime for the pleasure of his sister, the Countess, during the years of Sidney's banishment from court, spent at Wilton House, the charming country-seat of the Earl of Pembroke. Thus in raison d^etre the story thoroughly supplies the motive and aim of the romantic novel : an escape from the responsibilities of actual Ufe into the world of the ideal. The book illustrates admirably the Renaissance delight in sensuous beauty, an ele- ment which is given wide scope for expression through the pastoral setting. The passages chosen suggest the complexity of plot, and show the beauty of Sidney's language in the descrip- tion of Arcadian scenes, his humor, and his method of char- acterization. "The Unfortunate Traveller" by Thomas Nashe (1594) is a prominent example of the romance of roguery, a type of story comprising tricks, jokes, and adventures of a dubious sort by which an unregenerate hero glorifies himself. The rogue story comprises one phase of the reaction against romance which devel- oped first in Spain in such work as "Lazarillo de Tormes," next in England in Nashe's novel, and finally matured in France in " Gil Bias." The Seventeenth Century, a period of political disturbance in INTRODUCTION ix England, contributed little directly to the development of the novel. In the field of fiction it was a period of translation and imitation, particularly of the Franch fabliaux and of the French heroic romances in prose. But in spite of the general dearth of original production there appeared during this time two impor- tant and unique works. "The Pilgrim's Progress" by John Bunyan (1678-84) is a spiritual allegory conspicuous for its realism. As an allegory it is true to life both in its abstract and its concrete aspects and in the relation between the two. As a piece of narrative prose it marks a great advance in the reaHstic use of specific detail, and in simpHcity and directness of method and style. "Oroonoko" by Mrs. Aphra Behn (1688) is sometimes spoken of as the first humanitarian novel in English. It is noteworthy not only as an early manifestation of the humanitarian interest, but also as an attempt to give accurate local color. Until very recently, "Oroonoko" has been held of particular significance in the development of realistic fiction. Though it has been con- ceded that the first part of the story is pure romance, the latter part in which the scene is laid in the South American colony of Surinam has been accepted as reaHstic portrayal, the result of the author's personal experience amid the scenes described. All writers on the novel, so far as we know, have entertained this view, until the appearance in 1913 of a study by Mr. Ernest Bernbaum ^ which is subversive of all former theories. Mr. Bernbaum points out convincingly that Mrs. Behn's account is compounded of pertain serious misstatements and of other de- tails Scientifically accurate, but not at all necessitating first-hand observation. Most of the facts of natural history with which she deals are to be found in comparable form in a pamphlet, now rare, entitled "An Impartial Description of Surinam,"^ pub- lished in 1667. The comparisons which Mr. Bernbaum presents between Mrs. Behn and her source offer interesting studies in narrative technique. His final comment places her technically in a significant position with relation to her successors. ' "Anniversary Papers by the Colleagues and Pupils of George Lyman Kittredge," Mrs. Behn's "Oroonoko," Ginn and Company, 1913, pp. 419 flE. ^ George Warren, London, 1667. X INTRODUCTION The Eighteenth Century is conspicuous for three groups of writers : The trio of major novehsts marking the highest reach of the novel before the nineteenth century — Defoe, Richardson, and Fielding ; the group who stand only a Httle below them, yet showing unmistakable signs of decadence — Smollett, Sterne, and Goldsmith ^ ; and finally, a large number of minor writers who exhibit the disintegration of the novel form under the stress of thought and feeling rising out of the spiritual ferment of the revolutionary era. In this last group come the Novel of Man- ners, represented by Miss Burney and Miss Edgeworth ^ ; the Gothic Novel, represented by Horace Walpole and Mrs. Rad- cliffe ; the Novel of Feeling, represented by Mackenzie ; and the Novel of Purpose, with an emphasis upon education as seen in the work of Mrs. Inchbald and Thomas Day, and upon social problems as exemplified in WiUiam Godwin. "The Life, Adventures, and Piracies of the Famous Captain Singleton"^ by Daniel Defoe (1720) is, as the title imphes, a story of reahstic adventure of the picaresque type. The selec- tions illustrate Defoe's method of direct narration, his skill in characterizing his central figures, and his remarkable power of creating verisimilitude by the use of concrete, circumstantial detail. "Clarissa Harlowe" by Samuel Richardson (1747-48) is both a novel of manners and a novel of purpose. Though devel- oped through a realistic medium the natural progress of the story is continually obstructed and the coloring heightened by a deHb- erate moral purpose permeating the whole, and culminating in numerous supererogatory letters after the close of the story, proper. The epistolary form adopted by Richardson probably grew out of such series of fictitious letters, in vogue during the seventeeth and early eighteenth centuries, as "Two Hundred and Eleven Sociable Letters" (1664) by Margaret Duchess of * Selections from "The Vicar of Wakefield" were omitted, because the book is well known and is easily obtainable in cheap editions. 2 Miss Edgeworth was omitted because her work belongs to the nineteenth century. ^ "Captain Singleton" rather than "Robinson Crusoe" was chosen because it is a better example of the picaresque novel than is the latter, and it is the picaresque novel that the editors particularly wish to illustrate here. Moreover, "Captain Singleton" leads the student to a serious study of Defoe's technique from unhackneyed material and from a story more typical of the author's style than is "Robinson Crusoe." INTRODUCTION xi Newcastle, and "The Letters, of a Portuguese Nun" (1678). The method gives certain technical advantages : a varied point of view, emotional vividness, and opportunity for minute self- revelation. The selections chosen exhibit Richardson's attitude toward his heroine as the chief vehicle for his moral purpose, his sentimentality, his dramatic power in the handhng of inci- dent, and his realistic use of specific detail in scene, character- ization, and action. "The History of Tom Jones" by Henry Fielding (1749) is a novel of manners with a well-defined strain of adventure. The author's critical attitude toward himself, his work, and the public is attested by numerous chapters in serio-humorous vein scat- tered throughout the book, which, taken together, form a compe- tent body of literary criticism. The selections from "Tom Jones," including some of these chapters, aim to present the hero's career father fully up to the moment of his departure from Mr. Allworthy's. Further than this it seemed unwise to" venture, because of the difficulties offered by the increasing complication of plot. This portion of the story well illustrates Fielding's humor and irony, his skill in describing character in action, and his power of vivid reconstruction of middle-class country life in the eighteenth century. "The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gent." by Rev. Laurence Sterne (1759-67) marks the period of decadence by the breaking down of the novel form and the preponderance of sentiment. The book is famous, not only for the unique quali- ties of its wit and style, but also for the creation of a few great characters, foremost among whom stands "My Uncle Toby," happily presented in these selections. "Humphry CHnker" by Tobias George Smollett (1771) is a story of love, adventure, and mystery told in epistolary form. It reflects the period of decadence in the breaking down of plot, in the descent from character to caricature, and in the display of farcical humor. The selections give various phases of Smollett's humor, the beginning of the serious love interest, and the intro- duction of the titular hero. "Evelina" by Fanny Burney (Madame d'Arblay) (1778), another example of the epistolary method, is an excellent repre- xii INTRODUCTION sentative of the novel of manners of the type perfected by Jane Austen. In technique it is decidedly superior to many of its contemporaries in the noveUstic field. The excerpts get the story under way, and depict two of the heroine's poignant experi- ences in London, heightened by a faithfully realistic portrayal of urban background. "The Castle of Otranto" by Horace Walpole (1764). Among the better types of fiction in this period of decHne the Gothic novel holds a prominent place. This species of novel illustrates that important activity of the Romantic Movement which sought to reconstruct the mediaeval past, expressing itself among other ways, in the erection of sham castles, and in the imposi- tion upon the public of sham ballads and sham epics. The motive of the novel, however, was ethically upon a higher plane than that of these other literary forms. " The Castle of Otranto," important as the first pure specimen of the type, and exhibiting, unrelieved, all the unique machinery of the Gothic genre is here given in its entirety. Additional value now attaches to the book because it is out of print, and therefore very difficult of access. All these facts, together with the comparative brevity of the story, have urged its appearing here in complete form. "The Mysteries of Udolpho" by Mrs. Ann RadcHffe (1794) marks the highest development attained by the Gothic novel in the eighteenth century. It reveals, too, another important phase of the Romantic Movement, the interest in external nature. Here, the austere mechanism of " Otranto " becomes even more effective through the addition of descriptions of the wild and the melancholy aspects of nature carefully worked into harmony with the general theme. The selections exhibit these particular characteristics. "The Man of Feeling" by Henry Mackenzie (1771), said to be the most sentimental of all English novels, marks the ex- treme of the novel of feeling. It reflects, moreover, the various humanitarian interests and the revolutionary ideals of the period. The selections here illustrate the formlessness, the char- acteristic philosophy, and the sentimentality of this exaggerated example of the decadent novel. "The History of Sandford and Merton" by Thomas Day INTRODUCTION xiii (1783-89) is ostentatiously a novel with a purpose. The book represents still another phase of the Romantic Movement : the humanitarian interest, given special impetus by Rousseau and manifested in new ideas concerning the education of chil- dren, and in sympathy toward the lower classes, the lower ani- mals, and inanimate nature — a tendency often weakening into sentimentalism. "Sandford and Merton," following loosely the dictates of "Emile," attempts to show the superiority of the natural method of education over that pursued in the artificial society of the time. In this respect the book forms a good com- panion piece to "Nature and Art." The excerpts deal with incidents showing in an extreme way the results of these oppo- site methods upon the respective heroes of the book, Harry Sand- ford and Tommy Merton, and include a little tale offered to these young gentlemen for their moral delectation. "Nature and Art" by Mrs. Elizabeth Inchbald (1796), Hke "Sandford and Merton," is a novel of purpose representing the educational aspect of the era of feeling. The two may well be compared as to situation, character, and purpose. Both attempt to expose the insincerity and greed of the artificial society of the day as contrasted with the virtues of the natura man, in this case a child unspoiled by conventional training. "Caleb Wilhams" by Wilham Godwin (1794) illustrates the political theories current in England during the period of the French Revolution. The feehng which in these other novels of purpose expressed itself in an interest in humanitarian move- ments and in naturalness and sincerity in education, here mani- fests itself in an attack on the various forms of injustice to which society is prone, including the injustice of man to man. It is particularly the latter point that is illustrated in these selections. SELECTED BIBLIOGRAPHY I. GENERAL REFERENCE WORKS British Museum Catalogue of Printed Books. London, 1882-1889; supplement, 1900-1905. Cambridge History of English Literature, edited by A. W. Ward and A. R. Waller, 1907-1914 (unfinished) ; see especially Vols. Ill, VII, IX, X, XI. Dictionary of National Biography, edited by L. Stephen and S. Lee. London, 1885-1900; supplement, 1901 ; second supplement, 1912. Traill, H. D. Social England. New edition. London and New York, 1901-1904. II. THE NOVEL, GENERAL Besant, Sir Walter. The Art of Fiction. A lecture. New edition. London and Boston, 1884. BouRGET, Paul. " Reflexions sur I'art du roman," in fitudes et portraits. Paris, 1889. Brunetiere, Ferdinand. Le roman naturaliste. Paris, 1896. Cross, W. L. The Development of the English Novel. New York, 1906. (Bib- liography.) Dawson ^W. T. M akers of English Fiction. Chicago, 1905. DuNLOP, J. C. A History of Prose Fiction, revised by H. Wilson. London, 1906. (Bibliography.) James, Henry. Essay in rejoinder on " The Art of Fiction," in Partial Portraits. London and New York, 1S88. Notes on Novelists with Some Other Notes. New York, 1914. Jusserand, J. J. The English Novel in the Time of Shakespeare, translated by Elizabeth Lee. London, 1890. Lanier, Sidney. The English Novel. Jvevised edition. New York, 1897. Masson, David. British Novehsts andjhsirijtyles. Revised edition. Boston, 1859. Matthews, Brander. Aspects of Fiction. New York, 1896. The Historical Novel and Other Essays. New York, 1901. Morgan, Charlotte E. The Rise of the Novel of Manners : a Study of Eng- lish Prose Fiction between 1600 and 1740, in Columbia University Studies in English. Columbia University Press, New York, 1911. (Bibliography.) Perry, Bliss. A Study of Prose Fiction. New York, 1903. (Bibliography.) Raleigh, Walter. The English Novel. London, 1903. Saintsbury, George. The English Novel, in Channels of English Literature. New York, 191 3. XV xvi SELECTED BIBLIOGRAPHY SiMONDS, W. E. An Introduction to the Study of English Fiction. Boston, 1894. Stevenson, R. L. " A Gossip on Romance," and " A Humble Remonstrance," in Memories and Portraits. Stoddard, F. H. The Evolution of the English Novel. London, 1900. TucKERMAN, Bayard. History of English Prose Fiction. New York, 1882. Winchester, C. T. Some Principles of Literary Criticism. London and New York, 1899. Zola, Smile. Le roman experimental. Paris, 1902; English translation by Belle M. Sherman, Cassell Pub. Co., New York, 1894. III. ROMANCE, GREEK Smith, Rev. Rowland, translator. The Greek Romances of Heliodorus, Longus, and Achilles Tatius, translated from the Greek with notes. Bohn's Library. London, 1901. Warren, F. M. A History of the Novel previous to the Seventeenth Century. New York, 1895. Wolff, S. L. The Greek Romances in Elizabethan Prose Fiction, in Studies in Comparative Literature. Columbia University Press, New York, 1912. IV. ROMANCE, ARTHURIAN Ashton, John. Romances of Chivalry. London and New York, 1886. Catalogue of Romances in the Department of Manuscripts in the British Museum, by H. L. D. Ward, assistant in the Department of Manuscripts. London, Vol. I, 1883; Vol. II, 1S93; Vol. Ill, by J. A. Herbert, assistant in the De- partment of Manuscripts, 1910. Early English Text Society Publications. London, 1864 — . Ellis, George. Specimens of Early English Metrical Romances, London, 1805; revised by J. O. Halliwell, Bohn's Library, 1848. Geoffrey of Monmouth, Historia regum Britanniae, edited by San Marte (A. Schulz), Halle, 1854; translated by J. A. Giles, in Six Old English Chronicles, Bohn's Library, 1896. Mabinogion, best translation (French), by J. Loth, in Cours de la litterature celtique, Paris, 1889; English translation by Lady Charlotte Guest, London, 1877- Sir Thomas Malory. Le Morte Darthur, edited by H. O. Sommer. The original edition of William Caxton now reprinted and edited with an introduction and glossary. London, 1889-1891. Marie de France. Lais, herausgeben von K. Warnke. Second edition. Halle, 1900. Guingamor ; Lanval ; Tyolet ; Le Bisclaveret. Rendered into English Prose from the French of Marie de France and others, by Jessie L. Weston. Second impression [London], 1910. Marie de France. Seven of her Lays done into English by Edith Rickerti London, 1901. SELECTED BIBLIOGRAPHY xvii RiTSON, Joseph, editor. Ancient English Metrical Romances, London, 1802 ; revised by E. Goldsmid, Edinburgh, 1884. For discussion of the origins of Arthurian romance see the following : Fletcher, R. H. Arthurian Material in the Chronicles, in Harvard Studies and Notes in Philology and Literature, Vol. X, 1906. Rhys, John. Studies in the Arthurian Legend. Oxford, 1891. ScHOFiELD, W. H. English Literature from the Norman Conquest to Chaucer. London and New York, 1906. (Bibliography.) . V. ELIZABETHAN FICTION Cambridge History of English Literature, Vol. III. For Continental influences see the following: (Spanish) Ordonez de Montalvo. Amadis de Gaula, translated by A. Munday, 1620; abridged by R. Southey, 1803; latest reprint, London, 1872. George of Montemayor. Diana, translated by B. Yong. London, 1598. Diego Hurtado de Mendoza. Lazarillo de Tormes, English translation. New York, 1890. Saavedra Miguel de Cervantes. Don Quixote, translated by John Ormsby. London, 1885. Fitzmaurice-Kelly, James. A History of Spanish Literature. New York, 1898. TiCKNOR, George. History of Spanish Literature. 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Cassell's National Library. London and New York, 1886. IX. AUTHORS' PREFACES, DEDICATIONS, AND POSTSCRIPTS Le Morte Darthur (by Malory). Caxton's Preface. The Arcadia (by Sidney). Dedication to the Countess of Pembroke. Clarissa Harlowe (by Richardson). Preface and Postscript. Joseph Andrews (by Fielding). Preface. The Castle of Otranto (by Walpole). Preface. The Old EngHsh Baron (by Clara Reeve). Preface.^ Sandford and Merton (by Day). Preface. Caleb Williams (by Godwin). Preface. On the Origins and Progress of Novel-Writing (by Laetitia Barbauld). In The British Novelists ; with an Essay and Prefaces, Biographical and Critical, by Mrs. Barbauld, Vol. I, pp. 1-59. A new edition. London, 1820. 1 The Cassell edition, usually cited, does not contain the preface ; it may be found in the edition (now out of print) published by Nimmo and Bain, London, 1883, and in earlier editions. LE MORTE D'ARTHUR SIR THOMAS MALORY BOOK I. CHAPTER IV Of the Death of King Uther Pendragon Then within two years King Uther fell sick of a great malady. And in the meanwhile his enemies usurped upon him, and did a great battle upon his men, and slew many of his people. Sir, said Merlin, ye may not lie so as ye do, for ye must to the field though ye ride on an horse-htter : for ye shall never have the better of your enemies but if your person be there, and then shall ye have the victory. So it was done as Merlin had devised, and they carried the king forth in an horse-Htter with a great host towards his enemies. And at St. Albans there met with the king a great host of the North. And that day Sir Ulfius and Sir Brastias did great deeds of arms, and King Uther's men over- came the Northern battle and slew many people, and put the remnant to flight. And then the king returned unto London, and made great joy of his victory. And then he fell passing sore sick, so that three days and three nights he was speechless : wherefore all the barons made great sorrow, and asked Merhn what counsel were best. There is none other remedy, said Mer- lin, but God will have his will. But look ye, all barons, be before King Uther to-morn, and God and I shall make him to speak. So on the morn all the barons with Merlin came before the king ; then Merlin said aloud unto King Uther, Sir, shall your son Arthur be king after your days, of this realm with all the appur- tenance ? Then Uther Pendragon turned him, and said in hear- ing of them all, I give him God's blessing and mine, and bid him pray for my soul, and righteously and worshipfully that he claim 2 SIR THOMAS MALORY the crown upon forfeiture of my blessing; and therewith he yielded up the ghost, and then was he interred as longed to a king. Wherefore the queen, fair Igraine, made great sorrow, and all the barons. CHAPTER V How Arthur was chosen King, and of Wonders and Marvels OF A Sword taken out of a Stone by the Said Arthur Then stood the realm in great jeopardy long while, for every lord that was mighty of men made him strong, and many weened to have been king. Then Merlin went to the Archbishop of Canterbury, and counselled him for to send for all the lorSs of the realm, and all the gentlemen of arms, that they should to London come by Christmas, upon pain of cursing ; and for this cause, that Jesus, that was born on that night, that he would of his great mercy show some miracle, as he was come to be king of mankind, for to show some miracle who should be rightways king of this realm. So the Archbishop, by the advice of Merlin, sent for all the lords and gentlemen of arms that they should come by Christmas even unto London. And many of them made them clean of their life, that their prayer might be the more acceptable unto God. So in the greatest church of London, whether it were Paul's or not the French book maketh no men- tion, all the estates were long or day in the church for to pray. And when matins and the first mass was done, there was seen in the churchyard, against the high altar, a great stone four square, like unto a marble stone, and in midst thereof was like an anvil of steel a foot on high, and therein stuck a fair sword naked by the point, and letters there were written in gold about the sword that said thus : — Whoso pulleth out this sword of this stone and anvil, is rightwise king born of all England. Then the people marvelled, and told it to the Archbishop. I command, said the Archbishop, that ye keep you within your church, and pray unto God still ; that no man touch the sword till the high mass be all done. So when all masses were done all the lords went to behold the stone and the sword. And when they LE MORTE D 'ARTHUR 3 saw the scripture, some assayed ; such as would have been king. But none might stir the sword nor move it. He is not here, said the Archbishop, that shall achieve the sword, but doubt not God will make him known. But this is my counsel, said the Arch- bishop, that we let purvey ten knights, men of good fame, and they to keep this sword. So it was ordained, and then there was made a cry, that every man should essay that would, for to win the sword. And upon New Year's Day the barons let make a jousts and a tournament, that all knights that would joust or tourney there might play, and all this was ordained for to keep the lords and the commons together, for the Archbishop trusted that God would make him known that should win the sword. So upon New Year's Day, when the service was done, the barons rode unto the field, some to joust and some to tourney, and so it happened that Sir Ector, that had great liveHhood about London, rode unto the jousts, and with him rode Sir Kay his son, and young Arthur ^ that was his nourished brother ; and Sir Kay was made knight at All Hallowmass afore. So as they rode to the jousts- ward. Sir Kay had lost his sword, for he had left it at his father's lodging, and so he prayed young Arthur for to ride for his sword. I will well, said Arthur, and rode fast after the sword, and when he came home, the lady and all were out to see the jousting. Then was Arthur wroth, and said to himself, I will ride to the churchyard, and take the sword with me that sticketh in the stone, for my brother Sir Kay shall not be without a sword this day. So when he came to the churchyard. Sir Arthur aHt and tied his horse to the stile, and so he went to the tent, and found no knights there, for they were at jousting ; and so he handled the sword by the handles, and lightly and fiercely pulled it out of the stone, and took his horse and rode his way until he came to his brother Sir Kay, and dehvered him the sword. And as soon as Sir Kay saw the sword, he wist well it was the sword of the stone, and so he rode to his father Sir Ector, and said : Sir, lo here is the sword of the stone, wherefore I must be king of this land. When Sir Ector beheld the sword, he returned again and came to the church, and there they alit all three, and went ^ Arthur, after his birth, was taken by Merlin to Sir Ector to be reared as the knight's foster son. 4 SIR THOMAS MALORY into the church. And anon he made Sir Kay to swear upon a book how he came to that sword. Sir, said Sir Kay, by my brother Arthur, for he brought it to me. How gat ye this sword ? said Sir Ector to Arthur. Sir, I will tell you. When I came home for my brother's sword, I found nobody at home to deliver me his sword, and so I thought my brother Sir Kay should not be swordless, and so I came hither eagerly and pulled it out of the stone without any pain. Found ye any knights about this sword ? said Sir Ector. Nay, said Arthur. Now, said Sir Ector to Arthur, I understand ye must be king of this land. Where- fore I, said Arthur, and for what cause? Sir, said Ector, for God will have it so, for there should never man have drawn out this sword, but he that shall be rightways king of this land. Now let me see whether ye can put the sword there as it was, and pull it out again. That is no mastery, said Arthur, and so he put it in the stone, therewithal Sir Ector essayed to pull out the sword and failed. CHAPTER VI How King Arthur pulled out the Sword Divers Times Now assay, said Sir Ector unto Sir Kay. And anon he pulled at the sword with all his might, but it would not be. Now shall ye essay, said Sir Ector to Arthur. I will well, said Arthur, and pulled it out easily. And therewithal Sir Ector knelt down to the earth, and Sir Kay. Alas, said Arthur, my own dear father and brother, why kneel ye to me ? Nay, nay, my lord Arthur, it is not so, I was never your father nor of your blood, but I wot well ye are of an higher blood than I weened ye were. And then Sir Ector told him all, how he was bitaken him for to nourish him, and by whose commandment, and by Merlin's dehverance. Then Arthur made great doole when he understood that Sir Ector was not his father. Sir, said Ector unto Arthur, will ye be my good and gracious lord when ye are king ? Else were I to blame, said Arthur, for ye are the man in the world that I am most beholden to, and my good lady and mother your wife, that as well as her own hath fostered me and kept. And if ever LE MORTE D 'ARTHUR 5 it be God's will that I be king as ye say, ye shall desire of me what I may do, and I shall not fail you, God forbid I should fail you. Sir, said Sir Ector, I will ask no more of you, but that ye will make my son, your foster brother, Sir Kay, seneschal of all your lands. That shall be done, said Arthur, and more, by the faith of my body, that never man shall have that office but he, while he and I Hve. Therewithal they went unto the Archbishop, and told him how the sword was achieved, and by whom ; and on Twelfth-day all the barons came thither, and to essay to take the sword, who that would essay. But there afore them all there might none take it out but Arthur ; wherefore there were many lords wroth, and said it was great shame unto them all, and the realm, to be over-governed with a boy of no high blood born, and so they fell out at that time that it was put off till Candlemas, and then all the barons should meet there again ; but always the ten knights were ordained to watch the sword day and night, and so they set a pavilion over the stone and the sword, and five always watched. So at Candlemas many more great lords came thither for to have won the sword, but there might none prevail. And right as Arthur did at Christmas, he did at Candlemas, and pulled out the sword easily, whereof the barons were sore agrieved and put it off in delay till the high feast of Easter. And as Arthur sped before, so did he at Easter, yet there were some of the great lords had indignation that Arthur should be king, and put it off in a delay till the feast of Pentecost. Then the Archbishop of Canterbury by Merlyn's providence let purvey then of the best knights that they might get, and such knights as Uther Pendragon loved best and most trusted in his days. And such knights were put about Arthur as Sir Baudwin of Britain, Sir Kay, Sir Ulfius, Sir Brastias. All these with many other, were always about Arthur, day and night, till the feast of Pentecost. CHAPTER VII How King Arthur was crowned, and how he made Officers And at the feast of Pentecost all manner of men essayed to pull at the sword that would essay, but none might prevail but 6 SIR THOMAS MALORY Arthur, and pulled it out afore all the lords and commons that were there, wherefore all the commons cried at once. We will have Arthur unto our king, we will put him no more in delay, for we all see that it is God's will that he shall be our king, and who that holdeth against it, we will slay him. And therewith they all kneeled at once, both rich and poor, and cried Arthur mercy because they had delayed him so long, and Arthur forgave them, and took the sword between both his hands, and offered it upon the altar where the Archbishop was, and so was he made knight of the best man that was there. And so anon was the coronation made. And there was he sworn unto his lords and the commons for to be a true king, to stand with true jus- tice from thenceforth the days of this life. Also then he made all lords that held of the crown to come in, and to do service as they ought to do. And many complaints were made unto Sir Arthur of great wrongs that were done since the death of King Uther, of many lands that were bereaved lords, knights, ladies, and gentlemen. Wherefore King Arthur made the lands to be given again unto them that owned them. When this was done, that the king had stabHshed all the countries about London, then he let make Sir Kay seneschal of England ; and Sir Baudwin of Britain was made constable ; and Sir Ulfius was made chamber- lain ; and Sir Brastias was made warden to wait upon the north from Trent forwards, for it was that time the most part the king's enemies. But within few years after, Arthur won all the north, Scotland, and all that were under their obeissance. Also Wales, a part of it held against Arthur, but he overcame them all, as he did the remnant, through the noble prowess of himself and his knights of the Round Table. CHAPTER XXV How Arthur by the Mean of Merlin gat Excalibur his Sword OF THE Lady of the Lake Right so the king and he^ departed, and went unto an hermit that was a good man and a great leech. So the hermit searched 1 Merlin. LE MORTE D 'ARTHUR 7 all his wounds and gave him good salves ; so the king was there three days, and then were his wounds well amended that he might ride and go, and so departed. And as they rode, Arthur said, I have no sword. ^ No force, said Merlin, hereby is a sword that shall be yours, an I may. So they rode till they came to a lake, the which was a fair water and broad, and in the midst of the lake Arthur was ware of an arm clothed in white samite, that held a fair sword in that hand. Lo ! said Merlin, yonder is that sword that I spake of. With that they saw a damosel going upon the lake. What damosel is that? said Arthur. That is the Lady of the Lake, said MerHn ; and within that lake is a rock, and therein is as fair a place as any on earth, and richly beseen ; and this damosel will come to you anon, and then speak ye fair to her that she will give you that sword. Anon withal came the damosel unto Arthur, and saluted him, and he her again. Damosel, said Arthur, what sword is that, that yonder the arm holdeth above the water ? I would it were mine, for I have no sword. Sir Arthur, king, said the damosel, that sword is mine, and if ye will give me a gift when I ask it you, ye shall have it. By my faith, said Arthur, I will give you what gift ye will ask. Well ! said the damosel, go ye into yonder barge, and row yourself to the sword, and take it and the scabbard with you, and I will ask my gift when I see my time. So Sir Arthur and MerHn alit and tied their horses to two trees, and so they went into the ship, and when they came to the sword that the hand held, Sir Arthur took it up by the handles, and took it with him, and the arm and the hand went under the water. And so they came unto the land and rode forth. BOOK III. CHAPTER I How King Arthur took a Wife, and wedded Guenever, Daughter to Leodegrance, King of the Land of Cameliard, WITH WHOM he had THE ROUND TaBLE In the beginning of Arthur, after he was chosen king by ad- venture and by grace,; for the most part of the barons knew not ^ Arthur had broken his sword in an encounter with King Pellinore. 8 SIR THOMAS MALORY that he was Uther Pendragon's son, but as Merlin made it openly known. But yet many kings and lords held great war against him for that cause, but well Arthur overcame them all, for the most part the days of his life he was ruled much by the counsel of MerUn. So it fell on a time King Arthur said unto Merlin, My barons will let me have no rest, but needs I must take a wife, and I will none take but by thy counsel and by thine advice. It is well done, said Merhn, that ye take a wife, for a man of your bounty and noblesse should not be without a wife. Now is there any that ye love more than another? Yea, said King Arthur, I love Guenever the king's daughter, Leodegrance of the land of Cameliard, the which holdeth in his house the Table Round that ye told he had of my father Uther. And this damo- sel is the most valiant and fairest lady that I know living, or yet that ever I could find. Sir, said Merlin, as of her beauty and fairness she is one of the fairest on live, but, an ye loved her not so well as ye do, I should find you a damosel of beauty and of goodness that should like you and please you, an your heart were not set ; but there as a man's heart is set, he will be loth to return. That is truth, said King Arthur. But Merlin warned the king covertly that Guenever was not wholesome for him to take to wife, for he warned him that Launcelot should love her, and she him again ; and so he turned his tale to the adventures of Sangreal. Then Merhn desired of the king for to have men with him that should enquire of Guenever, and so the king granted him, and Merlin went forth unto King Leodegrance of Cameliard, and told him of the desire of the king that he would have unto his wife Guenever his daughter. That is to me, said King Leodegrance, the best tidings that ever I heard, that so worthy a king of prowess and noblesse will wed my daughter. And as for my lands, I will give him, wist I it might please him, but he hath lands enow, him needeth none, but I shall send him a gift shall please him much more, for I shall give him the Table Round, the which Uther Pendragon gave me, and when it is full complete, there is an hundred knights and fifty. And as for an hundred good knights I have myself, but I fawte fifty, for so many have been slain in my days. And so Leodegrance de- livered his daughter Guenever unto Merlin, and the Table Round LE MORTE D'ARTHUR 9 with the hundred knights, and so they rode freshly, with great royalty, what by water and what by land, till that they came nigh unto London. CHAPTER II How THE Knights of the Round Table were ordained and THEIR Sieges blessed by the Bishop of Canterbury When King Arthur heard of the coming of Guenever and the I hundred knights with the Table Round, then King Arthur made great joy for her coming, and that rich present, and said openly. This fair lady is passing welcome unto me, for I have loved her long, and therefore there is nothing so lief to me. And these knights with the Round Tableplease me more than right j great riches. And in all haste the king let ordain for the mar- . riage and the coronation in the most honourable wise that could 'be devised. Now, Merhn, said King Arthur, go thou and espy I me in all this land fifty knights which be of most prowess and (Worship. Within short time Merhn had found such knights 'that should fulfil twenty and eight knights, but no more he could (find. Then the Bishop of Canterbury was fetched, and he blessed the sieges with great royalty and devotion, and there set the eight and twenty knights in their sieges. And when jthis was done Merhn said. Fair sirs, you must all arise and jcome to King Arthur for to do him homage ; he will have the 'better will to maintain you. And so they arose and did their ihomage, and when they were gone Merhn found in every sieges [letters of gold that told the knights' names that had sitten therein. But two sieges were void. And so anon came young IGawaine and asked the king a gift. Ask, said the king, and I j shall grant it you. Sir, I ask that ye will make me knight that I same day ye shall wed fair Guenever. I will do it with a good iwill, said King Arthur, and do unto you all the worship that I may, for I must by reason ye are my nephew, my sister's son. lo SIR THOMAS MALORY BOOK XIII. CHAPTER VII How * * * All the Knights were replenished with the Holy Sangreal, and how they avowed the Enquest of the Same * * * 1 j^^^ ^j^gjj i-jjg y j^g ^j^fj^ g^ii estates went home unto Came- lot, and so went to even song to the great minster, and so after upon that to supper, and every knight sat in his own place as they were toforehand. Then anon they heard cracking and crying of thunder, that them thought the place should all to drive. In the midst of this blast entered a sunbeam more clearer by seven times than ever they saw day, and all they were aUghted of the grace of the Holy Ghost. Then began every knight to behold other, and either saw other, by their seeming, fairer than ever they saw afore. Not for then there was no knight might speak one word a great while, and so they looked every man on other as they had been dumb. Then there entered into the hall the Holy Greal covered with white samite, but there was none might see it, nor who bare it. And there was all the hall fulfilled with good odours, and every knight had such meats and drinks as he best loved in this world. And when the Holy Greal had been borne through the hall, then the Holy Vessel departed sud- denly, that they wist not where it became : then had they all breath to speak. And then the king yielded thankings to God, of His good grace that he had sent them. Certes, said the king, we ought to thank our Lord Jesu greatly for that he hath shewed us this day, at the reverence of this high feast of Pente- cost. Now, said Sir Gawaine, we have been served this day of what meats and drinks we thought on ; but one thing beguiled us, we might not see the holy Grail, it was so preciously covered. ' Omissions are indicated by asterisks only where the continuity of the narrative seems to require it. Where the story runs smootUy in spite of an omission, the break is not generally indicated. It seemed best to follow this practice because omissions in some of the selections, especially those from the" Arcadia" and "Clarissa" are very numerous, consisting often in the cutting out of only a word or phrase. It was felt, therefore, that the use of the asterisk in sometimes as many as five or six places in one page would prove unnecessarily disconcerting to the student. Since the chapter headings have in all cases where they appear in the full text, been retained, and since reliable editions have been listed in the bibliography, the student, if he so desires, can without much trouble ascertain for himself what portions of the texts have been omitted. LE MORTE D 'ARTHUR ii Wherefore I will make here avow, that to-morn, without longer abiding, I shall labour in the quest of the Sangreal, that I shall hold me out a twelvemonth and a day, or more if need be, and never shall I return again unto the court till I have seen it more openly than it hath been seen here ; and if I may not speed I shall return again as he that may not be against the will of our Lord Jesu Christ. When they of the Table Round heard Sir Gawaine say so, they arose up the most part and made such avows as Sir Gawaine had made. Anon as King Arthur heard this he was greatly displeased, for he wist well they might not again say their avows. Alas, said King Arthur unto Sir Gawaine, ye have nigh slain me with the avow and promise that ye have made ; for through you ye have bereft me the fairest fellowship and the truest of knighthood that ever were seen together in any realm of the world ; for when they depart from hence I am sure they all shall never meet more 'in this world, for they shall die many in the quest. And so it forthinketh me a Httle, for I have loved them as well as my Hfe, wherefore it shall grieve me right sore, the departition of this fellowship: for I have had an old custom to have them in my fellowship. CHAPTER VIII How Great Sorrow was made of the King and the Queen and Ladies for the Departing of the Knights, and how THEY Departed And therewith the tears filled in his eyes. And then he said : Gawaine, Gawaine, ye have set me in great sorrow, for I have great doubt that my true fellowship shall never meet here more again. Ah, said Sir Launcelot, comfort yourself ; for it shall be unto us a great honour and much more than if we died in any other places, for of death we be siccar. Ah, Launcelot, said the king, the great love that I have had unto you all the days of my Hfe maketh me to say such doleful words ; for never Christian king had never so many worthy men at his table as I have had this day at the Round Table, and that is my great sorrow. When 12 SIR THOMAS MALORY the queen, ladies, and gentlewomen, wist these tidings, they had such sorrow and heaviness that there might no tongue tell it, for those knights had held them in honour and charity. But among all other Queen Guenever made great sorrow. I marvel, said she, my lord would suffer them to depart from him. Thus was all the court troubled for the love of the departition of those knights. And many of those ladies that loved knights would have gone with their lovers ; and so had they done, had not an old knight come among them in religious clothing ; and then he spake all on high and said : Fair lords, which have sworn in the quest of the Sangreal, thus sendeth you Nacien, the hermit, word, that none in this quest lead lady nor gentlewoman with him, for it is not to do in so high a service as they labour in ; for I warn you plain, he that is not clean of his sins he shall not see the mysteries of our Lord Jesu Christ. And for this cause they left these ladies and gentlewomen. After this the queen came unto Galahad and asked him of whence he was, and of what country. He told her of whence he was. And son unto Launcelot, she said he was. As to that, he said neither yea or nay. So God me help, said the queen, of your father ye need not to shame you, for he is the goodliest knight, and of the best men of the world come, and of the strain, of all parties, of kings. Wherefore ye ought of right to be, of your deeds, a passing good man ; and certainly, she said, ye resemble him much. Then Sir Galahad was a Uttle ashamed and said : Madam, sith ye know in certain, wherefore do ye ask it me ? for he that is my father shall be known openly and all betimes. And then they went to rest them. And in the honour of the highness of Galahad he was led into King Arthur's chamber, and there rested in his own bed. And as soon as it was day the king arose, for he had no rest of all that night for sorrow. Then he went unto Gawaine and to Sir Launcelot that were arisen for to hear mass. And then the king again said : Ah, Gawaine, Gawaine, ye have betrayed me ; for never shall my court be amended by you, but ye will never be sorry for me as I am for you. And therewith the tears began to run down by his visage. And therewith the king said : Ah, knight Sir Launcelot, I require thee thou counsel me, for I would that this quest were undone an it might be. Sir, said LE MORTE D 'ARTHUR 13 Sir Launcelot, ye saw yesterday so many worthy knights that then were sworn that they may not leave it in no manner of wise. That wot I well, said the king, but it shall so heavy me at their departing that I wot well there shall no manner of joy remedy me. And then the king and the queen went unto the minster. So anon Launcelot and Gawaine commanded their men to bring their arms. And when they all were armed save their shields and their helms, then they came to their fellowship, which were all ready in the same wise, for to go to the minster to hear ^heir service. Then after the service was done the king would wit how many had undertaken the quest of the Holy Grail ; and to account them he prayed them all. Then found they by tale an hundred and fifty, and all were knights of the Round Table. And then they put on their helms and departed, and recommended them all wholly unto, the queen ; and there was weeping and great sorrow. Then the queen departed into her chamber so that no man should apperceive her great sorrows. When Sir Launcelot missed the queen he went into her chamber, and when she saw him she cried aloud : O Sir Launcelot, ye have betrayed me and put me to death, for to leave thus my lord. Ah, madam, said Sir Launcelot, I pray you be not displeased, for I shall come as soon as I may with my worship. Alas, said she, that ever I saw you ; but he that suffered death upon the cross for all mankind be to you good conduct and safety, and all the whole fellowship. Right so departed Sir Launcelot, and found his fellowship that abode his coming. And so they mounted upon their horses and rode through the streets of Game- lot; and there was weeping of the rich and poor, and the king turned away and might not speak for weeping. So within a while they came to a city, and a castle that hight Vagon. There they entered into the castle, and the lord of that castle was an old man that hight Vagon, and he was a good man of his living, and set open the gates, and made them all the good cheer that he might. And so on the morrow they were all accorded that they should depart every each from other; and then they departed on the morrow with weeping and mourning cheer, and every knight took the way that him best liked. 14 SIR THOMAS MALORY BOOK XVII. CHAPTER XIII How Sir Launcelot entered into the Ship where Sir Perciv ale's Sister lay dead, and how he met with Sir Galahad, his Son Now saith the history, that when Launcelot was come to the water of Mortoise, as it is rehearsed before, he was in great peril, and so he laid him down and slept, and took the adven- ture that God would send him. So when he was asleep there came a vision unto him and said : Launcelot, arise up and take thine armour, and enter into the first ship that thou shalt find. And when he heard these words he start up and saw great clere- ness about him. And then he lift up his hand and blessed him, and so took his arms and made him ready ; and so by adventure he came by a strand, and found a ship the which was without sail or oar. And as soon as he was within the ship there he felt the most sweetness that ever he felt, and he was fulfilled with all thing that he thought on or desired. Then he said : Fair sweet Father, Jesu Christ, I wot not in what joy I am, for this joy passeth all earthly joys that ever I was in. And so in this joy he laid him down to the ship's board, and slept till day. And when he awoke he found there a fair bed, and therein lying a gentlewoman dead, the which was Sir Percivale's sister. And as Launcelot devised her, he espied in her right hand a writ, the which he read, the which told him all the adventures that ye have heard tofore, and of what Hneage she was come. So with this gentlewoman Sir Launcelot was a month and more. If ye would ask how he lived, He that fed the people of Israel with manna in the desert, so was he fed ; for every day when he had said his prayers he was sustained with the grace of the Holy Ghost. So on a night he went to play him by the water side, for he was somewhat weary of the ship. And then he listened and heard an horse come, and one riding upon him. And when he came nigh he seemed a knight. And so he let him pass, and went thereas the ship was ; and there he alit, and took the saddle and the bridle and put the horse from him, and went into the ship. And then Launcelot dressed unto him, and said : Ye be LE MORTE D 'ARTHUR 15 welcome. And he answered and saluted him again, and asked him : What is your name ? for much my heart giveth unto you. Truly, said he, my name is Launcelot du Lake. Sir, said he, then be ye welcome, for ye were the beginning of me in this world. Ah, said he, are ye Galahad ? Yea, forsooth, said he ; and so he kneeled down and asked him his blessing, and after took off his helm and kissed him. And there was great joy be- tween them, for there is no tongue can tell the joy that they made either of other, and many a friendly word spoken between, as kin would, the which is no need here to be rehearsed. And there every each told other of their adventures and marvels that were befallen to them in many journeys sith that they departed from the court. Anon, as Galahad saw the gentlewoman dead in the bed, he knew her well enough, and told great worship of her, that she was the best maid living, and it was great pity of her death. But when Launcelot heard how the marvellous sword was gotten, and who made it, and all the marvels rehearsed afore, then he prayed Galahad, his son, that he would show him the sword, and so he did ; and anon he kissed the pommel, and the hilt, and the scabbard. Truly, said Launcelot, never erst knew I of so high adventures done, and so marvellous and strange. So dwelt Launcelot and Galahad within that ship half a year, and served God daily and nightly with all their power ; and often they arrived in isles far from folk, where there repaired none but wild beasts, and there they found many strange adventures and perillous, which they brought to an end ; but for those adventures were with wild beasts, and not in the quest of the Sangreal, therefore the tale maketh here no mention thereof, for it would be too long to tell of all those adventures that befell them. CHAPTER XIV How A Knight brought unto Sir Galahad a Horse, and bad HIM COME FROM HIS FATHER, SiR LaUNCELOT So after, on a Monday, it befell that they arrived in the edge of a forest tofore a cross ; and then saw they a knight armed all 1 6 SIR THOMAS MALORY in white, and was richly horsed, and led in his right hand a white horse ; and so he came to the ship, and saluted the two knights on the High Lord's behalf, and said : Galahad, sir, ye have been long enough with your father, come out of the ship, and start upon this horse, and go where the adventures shall lead thee in the quest of the Sangreal. Then he went to his father and kissed him sweetly, and said : Fair sweet father, I wot not when I shall see you more till I see the body of Jesu Christ. I pray you, said Launcelot, pray ye to the High Father that He hold me in His service. And so he took his horse, and there they heard a voice that said : Think for to do well, for the one shall never see the other before the dreadful day of doom. Now, son Galahad, said Launcelot, syne we shall depart, and never see other, I pray to the High Father to conserve me and you both. Sir, said Galahad, no prayer availeth so much as yours. And therewith Galahad entered into the forest. And the wind arose, and drove Launcelot more than a month through- out the sea, where he slept but little, but prayed to God that he might see some tidings of the Sangreal. So it befell on a night, at midnight, he arrived afore a castle, on the back side, which was rich and fair, and there was a postern opened toward the sea, and was open without any keeping, save two hons kept the entry ; and the moon shone clear. Anon Sir Launcelot heard a voice that said : Launcelot, go out of this ship and enter into the castle, where thou shalt see a great part of thy desire. Then he ran to his arms, and so armed him, and so went to the gate and saw the lions. Then set he hand to his sword and drew it. Then there came a dwarf suddenly, and smote him on the arm so sore that the sword fell out of his hand. Then heard he a voice say : O man of evil faith and poor beUef , wherefore trowest thou more on thy harness than in thy Maker, for He might more avail thee than thine armour, in whose service that thou art set. Then said Launcelot : Fair Father Jesu Christ, I thank thee of Thy great mercy that Thou reprovest me of my misdeed ; now see I well that ye hold me for your servant. Then took he again his sword and put it up in his sheath, and made a cross in his forehead, and came to the lions, and they made semblant to do him harm. Notwithstanding he passed by them without LE MORTE D 'ARTHUR 17 hurt, and entered into the castle to the chief fortress, and there were they all at rest. Then Launcelot entered in so armed, for he found no gate nor door but it was open. And at the last he found a chamber whereof the door was shut, and he set his hand thereto to have opened it, but he might not. CHAPTER XV How Sir Launcelot was afore the Door of the Chamber wherein THE Holy Sangreal Was Then he enforced him mickle to undo the door. Then he listened and heard a voice which sang so sweetly that it seemed none earthly thing ; and him thought the voice said : Joy and honour be to the Father of Heaven. Then Launcelot kneeled down tofore the chamber,'for well wist he that there was the San- greal within that chamber. Then said he : Fair sweet Father, Jesu Christ, if ever I did thing that pleased Thee, Lord for Thy pity never have me not in despite for my sins done aforetime, and that Thou show me something of that I seek. And with that he saw the chamber door open, and there came out a great clereness, that the house was as bright as all the torches of the world had been there. So came he to the chamber door, and would have entered. And anon a voice said to him, Flee, Laun- celot, and enter not, for thou oughtest not to do it ; and if thou enter thou shalt forethink it. Then he withdrew him aback right heavy. Then looked he up in the middes of the chamber, and saw a table of silver, and the holy vessel, covered with red samite, and many angels about it, whereof one held a candle of wax burning, and the other held a cross, and the ornaments of an altar. And before the holy vessel he saw a good man clothed as a priest. And it seemed that he was at the sacring of the mass. And it seemed to Launcelot that above the priest's hands were three men, whereof the two put the youngest by likeness between the priest's hands ; and so he lift it up right high, and it seemed to show so to the people. And then Launcelot mar- velled not a Httle, for him thought the priest was so greatly charged of the figure that him seemed that he should fall to the i8 SIR THOMAS MALORY earth. And when he saw none about him that would help him, then came he to the door a great pace, and said : Fair Father Jesu Christ, ne take it for no sin though I help the good man which hath great need of help. Right so entered he into the chamber, and came toward the table of silver ; and when he came nigh he felt a breath, that him thought it was intermeddled with fire, which smote him so sore in the visage that him thought it brent his visage ; and therewith he fell to the earth, and had no power to arise, as he that was so araged, that had lost the power of his body, and his hearing, and his seeing. Then felt he many hands about him, which took him up and bare him out of the chamber door, without any amending of his swoon, and left him there, seeming dead to all people. So upon the morrow when it was fair day they within were arisen, and found Launcelot lying afore the chamber door. All they mar- velled how that he came in, and so they looked upon him, and felt his pulse to wit whether there were any Hfe in him ; and so they found life in him, but he might not stand nor stir no member that he had. And so they took him by every part of the body, and bare him into a chamber, and laid him in a rich bed, far from all folk ; and so he lay four days. Then the one said he was on live, and the other said. Nay. In the name of God, said an old man, for I do you verily to wit he is not dead, but he is so full of life as the mightiest of you all ; and therefore I coun- sel you that he be well kept till God send him hfe again, CHAPTER XVI How Sir Launcelot had lain Four and Twenty Days and as Many Nights as a Dead Man, and Other Divers Matters In such manner they kept Launcelot four and twenty days and all so many nights, that ever he lay still as a dead man ; and at the twenty-fifth day befell him after midday that he opened his eyes. And when he saw folk he made great sorrow, and said : Why have ye awaked me, for I was more at ease than I am now. O Jesu Christ, who might be so blessed that might see openly thy great marvels of secretness there where no sinner LE MORTE D 'ARTHUR 19 may be ! What have ye seen ? said they about him. I have seen, said he, so great marvels that no tongue may tell, and more than any heart can think, and had not my son been here afore me I had seen much more. Then they told him how he had lain there four and twenty days and nights. Then him thought it was punishment for the four and twenty years that he had been a sinner, wherefore Our Lord put him in penance four and twenty days and nights. Then looked Sir Launcelot afore him, and saw the hair which he had borne nigh a year, for that he forethought him right much that he had broken his promise unto the hermit, which he had avowed to do. Then they asked how it stood with him. Forsooth, said he, I am whole of body, thanked be Our Lord ; therefore, sirs, for God's love tell me where I am. Then said they all that he was in the castle of Carbonek. Therewith came a gentlewoman and brought him a shirt of small linen cloth, but he changed not there, but took the hair to him again. Sir, said they, the quest of the Sangreal is achieved now right in you, that never shall ye see of the San- greal no more than ye have seen. Now I thank God, said Laun- celot, of His great mercy of that I have seen, for it sufficeth me ; for as I suppose no man in this world hath lived better than I have done to achieve that I have done. And therewith he took the hair and clothed him in it, and above that he put a linen shirt, and after a robe of scarlet, fresh and new. And when he was so arrayed they marvelled all, for they knew him that he was Launcelot, the good knight. And then they said all : O my lord Sir Launcelot, be that ye ? And he said : Truly I am he. Then came word to King Pelles that the knight that had lain so long dead was Sir Launcelot. Then was the king right glad, and went to see him. And when Launcelot saw him come he dressed him against him, and there made the king great joy of him. And there the king told him tidings that his fair daughter was dead. Then Launcelot was right heavy of it, and said : Sir, me forthinketh the death of your daughter, for she was a full fair lady, fresh and young. And well I wot she bare the best knight that is now on the earth, or that ever was sith God was born. So the king held him there four days, and on the morrow he took his leave at King Pelles and at all the fel- 20 SIR THOMAS MALORY lowship, and thanked them of their great labour. Right so as they sat at their dinner in the chief hall, then was it so that the Sangreal had fulfilled the table with all manner of meats that any heart might think. So as they sat they saw all the doors and the windows of the place were shut without man's hand, whereof they were all abashed, and none wist what to do. And then it happened suddenly that a knight came to the chief door and knocked, and cried : Undo the door. But they would not. And ever he cried : Undo ; but they would not. And at last it annoyed him so much that the king himself arose and came to a window where the knight called. Then he said : Sir knight, ye shall not enter at this time while the Sangreal is here, and therefore go into another ; for certes ye be none of the knights of the quest, but one of them which hath served the fiend, and hast left the service of Our Lord: and he was passing wroth at the king's words. Sir knight, said the king, sith ye would so fain enter, say me of what country ye be. Sir, said he, I am of the realm of Logris, and my name is Ector de Maris, and brother unto my lord, Sir Launcelot. In the name of God, said the king, me forthinketh of what I have said, for your brother is here within. And when Ector de Maris understood that his brother was there, for he was the man in the world that he most dread and loved, and then he said : Ah God, now doubleth my sorrow and shame. Full truly said the good man of the hill unto Ga- waine and to me of our dreams. Then went he out of the court as fast as his horse irdght, and so throughout the castle. CHAPTER XVII How Sir Launcelot returned towards Logris, and of Other Adventures which he saw in the Way Then King Pelles came to Sir Launcelot and told him tidings of his brother, whereof he was sorry, that he wist not what to do. So Sir Launcelot departed, and took his arms, and said he would go see the realm of Logris, which I have not seen these twelve months. And therewith he commended the king to God, and so rode through many realms. And at the last he came LE MORTE D 'ARTHUR 2i to a white abbey, and there they made him that night great cheer ; and on the morn he rose and heard mass. And afore an altar he found a rich tomb, the which was newly made ; and then he took heed, and saw the sides written with gold which said : Here lieth King Bagdemagus of Gore, which King Arthur's nephew slew ; and named him. Sir Gawaine. Then was he not a Httle sorry, for Launcelot loved him much more than any other, and had it been any other than Gawaine he should not have escaped from death to Hfe ; and said to himself : Ah Lord God, this is a great hurt unto King Arthur's court, the loss of such a man. And then he departed and came to the abbey where Galahad did the adventure of the tombs, and won the white shield with the red cross ; and there had he great cheer all that night. And on the morn he turned unto Camelot, where he found King Arthur and the queen. But many of the knights of the Round Table were slain and destroyed, more than half. And so three were come home again, that were Sir Gawaine, Sir Ector, and Sir Lionel, and many other that need not to be rehearsed. Then all the court was passing glad of Sir Launce- lot, and the king asked him many tidings of his son Galahad. And there Launcelot told the king of his adventures that had befallen him syne he departed. And also he told him of the adventures of Galahad, Percivale, and Bors, which that he knew by the letter of the dead damosel, and as Galahad had told him. Now God would, said the king, that they were all three here. That shall never be, said Launcelot, for two of them shall ye never see, but one of them shall come again. CHAPTER XIX How Sir Percivale and Sir Bors met with Sir Galahad, and HOW THEY CAME TO THE CaSTLE OF CaRBONEK, AND Other Matters * * * So on a day it befell that they ^ came out of a great forest, and there they met at traverse with Sir Bors, the which rode alone. It is none need to tell if they were glad ; and them 1 Galahad and Percivale. 22 SIR THOMAS MALORY he saluted, and they yielded him honour and good adventure, and every each told other. Then said Bors : It is more than a year and an half that I ne lay ten times where men dwelled, but in wild forests and in mountains, but God was ever my comfort. Then rode they a great while till that they came to the castle of Carbonek. And when they were entered within the castle King Pelles knew them ; then there was great joy, for they wist well by their coming that they had fulfilled the quest of the Sangreal. Then Eliazar, King Pelles' son, brought tofore them the broken sword wherewith Joseph was stricken through the thigh. Then Bors set his hand thereto, if that he might have soldered it again ; but it would not be. Then he took it to Percivale, but he had no more power thereto than he. Now have ye it again, said Percivale to Galahad, for an it be ever achieved by any bodily man ye must do it. And then he took the pieces and set them together, and they seemed that they had never been broken, and as well as it had been first forged. And when they within espied that the adventure of the sword was achieved, then they gave the sword to Bors, for it might not be better set ; for he was a good knight and a worthy man. And a little afore even the sword arose great and marvellous, and was full of great heat that many men fell for dread. And anon alit a voice among them, and said : They that ought not to sit at the table of Jesu Christ arise, for now shall very knights be fed. So they went thence, all save King Pelles and Eliazar, his son, the which were holy men, and a maid which was his niece ; and so these three fellows and they three were there, no more. Anon they saw knights all armed come in at the hall door, and did off their helms and their arms, and said unto Galahad : Sir, we have hied right much for to be with you at this table where the holy meat shall be departed. Then said he : Ye be welcome, but of whence be ye ? So three of them said they were of Gaul, and other three said they were of Ireland, and the other three said they were of Denmark. So as they sat thus there came out a bed of tree, of a chamber, the which four gentlewomen brought ; and in the bed lay a good man sick, and a crown of gold upon his head ; and there in the middes of the place they set him down, and went again their way. Then he lift up his head, and said : Galahad, LE MORTE D 'ARTHUR 23 Knight, ye be welcome, for much have I desired your coming, for in such anguish I have been long. But now I trust to God the term is come that my pain shall be allayed, that I shall pass out of this world so as it was promised me long ago. Therewith a voice said : There be two among you that be not in the quest of the Sangreal, and therefore depart ye. CHAPTER XX How Galahad and his Fellows were fed of the Holy San- greal, AND how our Lord appeared to them, AND Other Things Then King Pelles and his son departed. And therewithal beseemed them that there came a. man, and four angels from heaven, clothed in hkeness of a bishop, and had a cross in his hand ; and these four angels bare him in a chair, and set him down before the table of silver whereupon the Sangreal was ; and it seemed that he had in middes of his forehead letters the which said : See ye here Joseph, the first bishop of Christendom, the same which Our Lord succoured in the city of Sarras in the spiritual place. Then the knights marvelled, for that bishop was dead more than three hundred year tofore. O knights, said he, marvel not, for I was sometime an earthly man. With that they heard the chamber door open, and there they saw angels ; and two bare candles of wax, and the third a towel, and the fourth a spear which bled marvellously, that three drops fell within a box which he held with his other hand. And they set the candles upon the table, and the third the towel upon the vessel, and the fourth the holy spear even upright upon the vessel. And then the bishop made semblant as though he would have gone to the sacring of the mass. And then he took an ubblye which was made in Hkeness of bread. And at the Ufting up there came a figure in likeness of a child, and the vis- age was as red and as bright as any fire, and smote himself into the bread, so that they all saw it that the bread was formed of a fleshly man ; and then he put it into the holy vessel again, and then he did that longed to a priest to do to a mass. And 24 SIR THOMAS MALORY then he went to Galahad and kissed him, and bad him go and kiss his fellows : and so he did anon. Now, said he, servants of Jesu Christ, ye shall be fed afore this table with sweetmeats that never knights tasted. And when he had said, he vanished away. And they set them at the table in great dread, and made their prayers. Then looked they and saw a man come out of the holy vessel, that had all the signs of the passion of Jesu Christ, bleeding all openly, and said : My knights, and my servants, and my true children, which be come out of deadly life into spiritual life, I will now no longer hide me from you, but ye shall see now a part of my secrets and of my hidden things : now hold and receive the high meat which ye have so much desired. Then took he himself the holy vessel and came to Galahad ; and he kneeled down, and there he received his Saviour, and after him so received all his fellows ; and they thought it so sweet that it was marvellous to tell. Then said he to Galahad : Son, wotest thou what I hold betwixt my hands ? Nay, said he, but if ye will tell me. This is, said he, the holy dish wherein I ate the lamb on Sher-Thursday. And now hast thou seen that thou most desired to see, but yet hast thou not seen it so openly as thou shalt see it in the city of Sarras in the spiritual place. Therefore thou must go hence and bear with thee this holy vessel ; for this night it shall depart from the realm of Logris, that it shall never be seen more here. And wotest thou wherefore ? For he is not served nor worshipped to his right by them of this land, for they be turned to evil living ; therefore I shall disherit them of |:he honour which I have done them. And therefore go ye three to-morrow unto the sea, where ye shall find your ship ready, and with you take the sword with the strange girdles, and no more with you but Sir Percivale and Sir Bors. Also I will that ye take with you of the blood of this spear for to anoint the maimed king, both his legs and all his body, and he shall have his health. Sir, said Galahad, why shall not these other fellows go with us ? For this cause : for right as I departed my apostles one here and another there, so I will that ye depart ; and two of you shall die in my service, but one of you shall come again and tell tidings. Then gave he them his blessing and vanished away. LE MORTE D'ARTHUR 25 CHAPTER XXI How Galahad anointed with the Blood of the Spear the Maimed King, and Other Adventures And Galahad went anon to the spear which lay upon the table, and touched the blood with his fingers, and came after to the maimed king and anointed his legs. And therewith he clothed him anon, and start upon his feet out of his bed as an whole man, and thanked Our Lord that He had healed him. And that was not to the world ward, for anon he yielded him to a place of reli- gion of white monks, and was a full holy man. That same night about midnight came a voice among them which said : My sons and not my chief sons, my friends and not my warriors, go ye hence where ye hope best to do and as I bad you. Ah, thanked be Thou, Lord, that Thou wilt vouchsafe to call us, Thy sinners. Now may we well prove that we have not lost our pains. And anon in all haste they took their harness and departed. But the three knights of Gaul, one of them hight Claudine, King Claudas' son, and the other two were great gen- tlemen. Then prayed Galahad to every each of them, that if they come to King Arthur's court that they should salute my lord. Sir Launcelot, my father, and of them of the Round Table ; and prayed them if that they came on that part that they should not forget it. Right so departed Galahad, Percivale and Bors with him ; and so they rode three days, and then they came to a rivage, and found the ship whereof the tale speaketh of tofore. And when they came to the board they found in the middes the table of silver which they had left with the maimed king, and the Sangreal which was covered with red samite. Then were they glad to have such things in their fellowship ; and so they entered and made great reverence thereto ; and Galahad fell in his prayer long time to Our Lord, that at what time he asked, that he should pass out of this world. So much he prayed till a voice said to him : Galahad, thou shalt have thy request ; and when thou askest the death of thy body thou shalt have it, and then shalt thou find the life of the soul. Percivale heard this, and prayed him, of fellowship that was between them, to 26 SIR THOMAS MALORY tell him wherefore he asked such things. That shall I tell you, said Galahad ; the other day when we saw a part of the adven- tures of the Sangreal I was in such a joy of heart, that I trow never man was that was earthly. And therefore I wot well, when my body is dead my soul shall be in great joy to see the blessed Trinity every day, and the Majesty of Our Lord, Jesu Christ. So long were they in the ship that they said to Gala- had : Sir, in this bed ought ye to lie, for so saith the scripture. And so he laid him down and slept a great while ; and when he awaked he looked afore him and saw the city of Sarras. And as they would have landed they saw the ship wherein Percivale had put his sister in. Truly, said Percivale, in the name of God, well hath my sister holden us covenant. Then took they out of the ship the table of silver, and he took it to Percivale and to Bors, to go tofore, and Galahad came behind. And right so they went to the city, and at the gate of the city they saw an old man crooked. Then Galahad called him and bad him help to bear this heavy thing. Truly, said the old man, it is ten year ago that I might not go but with crutches. Care thou not, said Galahad, and arise up and shew thy good will. And so he essayed, and found himself as whole as ever he was. Then ran he to the table, and took one part against Galahad. And anon arose there great noise in the city, that a cripple was made whole by knights marvellous that entered into the city. Then anon after, the three knights went to the water, and brought up into the palace Percivale's sister, and buried her as richly as a king's daughter ought to be. And when the king of the city, which was cleped Estorause, saw the fellowship, he asked them of whence they were, and what thing it was that they had brought upon the table of silver. And they told him the truth of the Sangreal, and the power which that God had set there. Then the king was a tyrant, and was come of the line of paynims, and took them and put them in prison in a deep hole. LE MORTE D 'ARTHUR 27 CHAPTER XXII How THEY WERE FED WITH THE SaNGREAL WHILE THEY WERE IN Prison, and how Galahad was made King But as soon as they were there Our Lord sent them the San- greal, through whose grace they were alway fulfilled while that they were in prison. So at the year's end it befel that this King Estorause lay sick, and felt that he should die. Then he sent for the three knights, and they came afore him ; and he cried them mercy of that he had done to them, and they forgave it him goodly ; and he died anon. When the king was dead all the city was dismayed, and wist not who might be their king. Right so as they were in counsel there came a voice among them, and bad them choose the youngest knight of them three to be their king : For he shall well maintain you and all yours. So they made Galahad king by all the assent of the holy city, and else they would have slain him. And when he was come to be- hold the land, he let make above the table of silver a chest of gold and of precious stones, that hylled the holy vessel. And every day early the three fellows would come afore it, and make their prayers. Now at the year's end, and the self day after Galahad had borne the crown of gold, he arose up early and his fellows, and came to the palace, and saw tofore them the holy vessel, and a man kneeling on his knees in likeness of a bishop, that had about him a great fellowship of angels as it had been Jesu Christ himself ; and then he arose and began a mass of Our Lady. And when he came to the sacrament of the mass, and had done, anon he called Galahad, and said to him : Come forth the servant of Jesu Christ, and thou shalt see that thou hast much desired to see. And then he began to tremble right hard when the deadly flesh began to behold the spiritual things. Then he held up his hands toward heaven and said : Lord, I thank thee, for now I see that that hath been my desire many a day. Now, blessed Lord, would I not longer live, if it might please thee. Lord. And therewith the good man took Our Lord's body betwixt his hands, and proffered it to Galahad, and he received it right gladly and meekly. Now wotest thou 28 SIR THOMAS MALORY what I am ? said the good man. Nay, said Galahad. I am Joseph of Aramathie, the which Our Lord hath sent here to thee to bear thee fellowship ; and wotest thou wherefore that he hath sent me more than any other ? For thou hast resem- bled me in two things ; in that thou hast seen the marvels of the Sangreal, in that thou hast been a clene maiden, as I have been and am. And when he had said these words Galahad went to Percivale and kissed him, and commended him to God ; and so he went to Sir Bors and kissed him, and commended him to God, and said : Fair lord, salute me to my lord. Sir Launcelot, my father, and as soon as ye see him, bid him remember of this unstable world. And therewith he kneeled down tofore the table and made his prayers, and then suddenly his soul departed to Jesu Christ, and a great multitude of angels bare his soul up to heaven, that the two fellows might well behold it. Also the two fellows saw come from heaven an hand, but they saw not the body. And then it came right to the Vessel, and took it and the spear, and so bare it up to heaven. Sithen was there never man so hardy to say that he had seen the Sangreal. CHAPTER XXIII Of the Sorrow that Percivale and Bors made when Galahad WAS Dead: and of Percivale how he died, AND Other Matters When Percivale and Bors saw Galahad dead they made as much sorrow as ever did two men. And if they had not been good men they might lightly have fallen in despair. And the people of the country and of the city were right heavy. And then he was buried ; and as soon as he was buried Sir Percivale yielded him to an hermitage out of the city, and took a rehgious clothing. And Bors was alway with him, but never changed he his secular clothing, for that he purposed him to go again into the realm of Logris. Thus a year and two months Hved Sir Percivale in the hermitage a full holy Hfe, and then passed out of this world ; and Bors let bury him by his sister and by Galahad in the spiritualities. When Bors saw that he was in so far LE MORTE D 'ARTHUR 29 countries as in the parts of Babylon he departed from Sarras, and armed him and came to the sea, and entered into a ship ; and so it befell him in good adventure he came into the realm of Logris ; and he rode so fast till he came to Camelot where the king was. And then was there great joy made of him in the court, for they weened all he had been dead, forasmuch as he had been so long out of the country. And when they had eaten, the king made great clerks to come afore him, that they should chronicle of the high adventures of the good knights. When Bors had told him of the adventures of the Sangreal, such as had befallen him and his three fellows, that was Launce- lot, Percivale, Galahad, and himself, there Launcelot told the adventures of the Sangreal that he had seen. All this was made in great books, and put up in almeryes at Salisbury. And anon Sir Bors said to Sir Launcelot : Galahad, your own son, saluted you by me, and after you King Arthur and all the Court, and so did Sir Percivale, for I buried them with mine own hands in the city of Sarras. Also, Sir Launcelot, Galahad prayed you to remember of this unsyker world as ye behight him when ye were together more than half a year. This is true, said Launcelot ; now I trust to God his prayer shall avail me. Then Launcelot took Sir Bors in his arms, and said : Gentle cousin, ye are right welcome to me, and all that ever I may do for you and for yours ye shall find my poor body ready at all times, while the spirit is in it, and that I promise you faithfully, and never to fail. And wit ye well, gentle cousin, Sir Bors, that ye and I will never depart in sunder whilst our lives may last. Sir, said he, I will as ye will. Thus endeth the story of the Sangreal, that was briefly drawn out of French into English, the which is a story chronicled for one of the truest and the holiest that is in this world, the which is the xvii. book. And here followeth the eighteenth book. 30 SIR THOMAS MALORY BOOK XVIII. CHAPTER DC How Sir Launcelot rode to Astolat, and received a Sleeve TO WEAR upon HIS HeLM AT THE REQUEST OF A MaID Upon the morn early Sir Launcelot heard mass and brake his fast, and so took his leave of the queen and departed. And then he rode so much until he came to Astolat, that is Gilford ;. and there it happed him in the eventide he came to an old baron's place that hight Sir Bernard of Astolat. And as Sir Launcelot entered into his lodging, King Arthur espied him as he did walk in a garden beside the castle, how he took his lodging, and knew him full well. It is well, said King Arthur unto the knights that were with him in that garden beside the castle, I have now espied one knight that will play his play at the jousts to the which we be gone toward ; I undertake he will do marvels. Who is that, we pray you tell us ? said many knights that were there at that time. Ye shall not wit for me, said the king, as at this time. And so the king smiled, and went to his lodging. So when Sir Launcelot was in his lodging, and unarmed him in his chamber, the old baron and hermit came to him making his reverence, and welcomed him in the best manner ; but the old knight knew not Sir Launcelot. Fair sir, said Sir Launcelot to his host, I would pray you to lend me a shield that were not openly known, for mine is well known. Sir, said his host, ye shall have your desire, for meseemeth ye be one of the likehest knights of the world, and therefore I shall shew you friendship. Sir, wit you well I have two sons that were but late made knights, and the eldest hight Sir Tirre, and he was hurt that same day he was made knight, that he may not ride, and his shield ye shall have; for that is not known I dare say but here, and in no place else. And my youngest son hight Lavaine, and if it please you, he shall ride with you unto that jousts ; and he is of his age strong and wight, for much my heart giveth unto you that ye should be a noble knight, therefore I pray you, tell me your name, said Sir Bernard. As for that, said Sir Launcelot, ye must hold me excused as at this time, and if God give me grace LE MORTE D 'ARTHUR 31 to speed well at the jousts I shall come again and tell you. But I pray you, said Sir Launcelot, in any wise let me have your son, Sir Lavaine, with me, and that I may have his brother's shield. All this shall be done, said Sir Bernard. This old baron had a daughter that was called that time the fair maiden of Astolat. And ever she beheld Sir Launcelot wonderfully ; and as the book saith, she cast such a love unto Sir Launcelot that she could never withdraw her love, wherefore she died, and her name was Elaine le Blank. So thus as she came to and fro she was so hot in her love that she besought Sir Launcelot to wear upon him at the jousts a token of hers. Fair damosel, said Sir Launcelot, an if I grant you that, ye may say I do more for your love than ever I did for lady or damosel. Then he remembered him he would go to the jousts disguised. And by cause he had never fore that time borne no manner of token of no damosel, then he bethought him that he would bear one of her, that none of his blood thereby might know him, and then he said : Fair maiden, I will grant you to wear a token of yours upon mine helmet, and therefore what it is, shew it me. Sir, she said, it is a red sleeve of mine of scarlet, well embroidered with great pearls : and so she brought it him. So Sir Launcelot received it, and said : Never did I erst so much for no damosel. And then Sir Laun- celot betook the fair maiden his shield in keeping, and prayed her to keep that until that he came again ; and so that night he had merry rest and great cheer, for ever the damosel Elaine was about Sir Launcelot all the while she might be suffered. CHAPTER X How THE Tourney began at Winchester, and what Knights WERE AT THE JOUSTS ; AND OtHER ThINGS So upon a day, on the morn, King Arthur and all his knights departed, for their king had tarried three days to abide his noble knights. And so when the king was ridden, Sir Launcelot and Sir Lavaine made them ready to ride, and either of them had white shields, and the red sleeve Sir Launcelot let carry with him. And so they took their leave at Sir Bernard, the old baron, 32 SIR THOMAS MALORY and at his daughter, the fair maiden of Astolat. And then they rode so long till that they came to Camelot, that time called Winchester ; and there was great press of kings, dukes, earls, and barons, and many noble knights. But there Sir Launcelot was lodged privily by the means of Sir Lavaine with a rich bur- gess, that no man in the town was ware what they were. And so they reposed them there till our Lady Day, Assumption, as the great feast should be. So then trumpets blew unto the field, and King Arthur was set on high upon a scaffold to behold who did best. But as the French book saith, the king would not suffer Sir Gawaine to go from him, for never had Sir Gawaine the better an Sir Launcelot were in the field ; and many times was Sir Gawaine rebuked when. Launcelot came into any jousts dis- guised. Then some of the kings, as King Anguish of Ireland and the King of Scots, were that time turned upon the side of King Arthur. And then on the other party was the King of North- galis, and the King with the Hundred Knights, and the King of Northumberland, and Sir Galahad, the haut prince. But these three kings and this duke were passing weak to hold against King Arthur's party, for with him were the noblest knights of the world. So then they withdrew them either party from other, and every man made him ready in his best manner to do what he might. Then Sir Launcelot made him ready, and put the red sleeve upon his head, and fastened it fast; and so Sir Launcelot and Sir Lavaine departed out of Winchester privily, and rode until a little leaved wood behind the party that held against King Arthur's party, and there they held them still till the parties smote together. And then came in the King of Scots and the King of Ireland on Arthur's party, and against them came the King of Northumberland, and the King with the Hundred Knights smote down the King of Northumberland, and the King with the Hundred Knights smote down King Anguish of Ireland. Then Sir Palomides that was on Arthur's party encountered with Sir Galahad, and either of them smote down other, and either party halp their lords on horseback again. So there began a strong assail upon both parties. And then came in Sir Brandiles, Sir Sagramore le Desirous, Sir Dodinas le Savage, Sir Kay le Seneschal, Sir Griflet le Fise de LE MORTE D 'ARTHUR 33 Dieu, Sir Mordred, Sir Meliot de Logris, Sir Ozanna le Cure Hardy, Sir Safere, Sir Epinogris, Sir Galleron of Galway. All these fifteen knights were knights of the Table Round. So these with more other came in together, and beat on back the King of Northumberland and the King of Northgahs. When Sir Launcelot saw this, as he hoved in a little leaved wood, then he said unto Sir Lavaine : See yonder is a company of good knights, and they hold them together as boars that were chased with dogs. That is truth, said Sir Lavaine. CHAPTER XI How Sir Launcelot and Sir Lavaine entered in the Field AGAINST them OF KiNG ArTHUR's CoURT, AND HOW Launcelot was Hurt Now, said Sir Launcelot, an ye will help me a Httle, ye shall see yonder fellowship that chaseth now these men in our side, that they shall go as fast backward as they went forward. Sir, spare not, said Sir Lavaine, for I shall do what I may. Then Sir Launcelot and Sir Lavaine came in at the thickest of the press, and there Sir Launcelot smote down Sir Brandiles, Sir Sagramore, Sir Dodinas, Sir Kay, Sir Griflet, and all this he did with one spear ; and Sir Lavaine smote down Sir Lucan le Butler and Sir Bedevere. And then Sir Launcelot gat another spear, and there he smote down Sir Agravaine, Sir Gaheris, and Sir Mordred, and Sir Meliot de Logris ; and Sir Lavaine smote Ozanna le Cure Hardy. And then Sir Launcelot drew his sword, and there he smote on the right hand and on the left hand, and by great force he unhorsed Sir Safere, Sir Epinogris, and Sir Galleron ; and then the knights of the Table Round withdrew them back, after they had gotten their horses as well as they might. O mercy Jesu, said Sir Gawaine, what knight is yonder that doth so marvellous deeds of arms in that field ? I wot well what he is, said King Arthur, but as at this time I will not name him. Sir, said Sir Gawaine, I would say it were Sir Launcelot by his riding and his buffets that I see him deal, but ever meseemeth it should not be he for that he beareth the red sleeve upon his 34 SIR THOMAS MALORY head, for I wist him never bear token at no jousts of lady nor gentlewoman. Let him be, said King Arthur, he will be better known and do more or ever he depart. Then the party that was against King Arthur were well comforted, and then they held them together that beforehand were sore rebuked. Then Sir Bors, Sir Ector de Maris, and Sir Lionel called unto them the knights of their blood, as Sir Blamore de Ganis, Sir Bleoberis, Sir Aliduke, Sir Galihud, Sir Galihodin, Sir Bellangere le Beuse. So these nine knights of Sir Launcelot's kin thrust in mightily, for they were all noble knights ; and they, of great hate and de- spite that they had unto him, thought to rebuke that noble knight Sir Launcelot, and Sir Lavaine, for they knew them not; and so they came hurHng together, and smote down many knights of NorthgaHs and of Northumberland. And when Sir Launcelot saw them fare so, he gat a spear in his hand ; and there encoun- tered with him all at once Sir Bors, Sir Ector, and Sir Lionel, and all they three smote him at once with their spears. And with force of themself they smote Sir Launcelot's horse to the earth ; and by misfortune Sir Bors smote Sir Launcelot through the shield into the side, and the spear brake, and the head left still in his side. When Sir Lavaine saw his master He on the ground, he ran to the King of Scots and smote him to the earth ; and by great force he took his horse, and brought him to Sir Launcelot, and maugre of them all he made him to mount upon that horse. And then Launcelot gat a spear in his hand, and there he smote Sir Bors, horse and man, to the earth. In the same wise he served Sir Ector and Sir Lionel ; and Sir Lavaine smote down Sir Blamore de Ganis. And then Sir Launcelot drew his sword, for he felt himself so sore and hurt that he weened there to have had his death. And then he smote Sir Bleoberis such a buffet on the helm that he fell down to the earth in a swoon. And in the same wise he served Sir Aliduke and Sir Galihud. And Sir Lavaine smote down Sir Bellangere, that was the son of Alisander le OrpheHn. And by this was Sir Bors horsed, and then he came with Sir Ector and Sir Lionel, and all they three smote with swords upon Sir Launcelot's helmet. And when he felt their buffets and his wound, the which was so grievous, then he thought to do what he might while he might LE MORTE D'ARTHUR 35 endure. And then he gave Sir Bors such a buffet that he made him bow his head passing low ; and therewithal he raced off his helm, and might have slain him ; and so pulled him down, and in the same wise he served Sir Ector and Sir Lionel. For as the book saith he might have slain them, but when he saw their visages his heart might not serve him thereto, but left them there. And then afterward he hurled into the thickest press of them all, and did there the marvelloust deeds of arms that ever man saw or heard speak of, and ever Sir Lavaine, the good knight, with him. And there Sir Launcelot with his sword smote down and pulled down, as the French book maketh mention, more than thirty knights, and the most part were of the Table Round ; and Sir Lavaine did full well that day, for he smote down ten knights of the Table Round. CHAPTER XII How Sir Launcelot and Sir Lavaine departed out of the Field, and in what Jeopardy Launcelot Was Mercy Jesu, said Sir Gawaine to Arthur, I marvel what knight that he is with the red sleeve. Sir, said King Arthur, he will be known or he depart. And then the king blew unto lodg- ing, and the prize was given by heralds unto the knight with the white shield that bare the red sleeve. Then came the King with the Hundred Knights, the King of Northgahs, and the King of Northumberland, and Sir Galahad, the haut prince, and said unto Sir Launcelot : Fair knight, God thee bless, for much have ye" done this day for us, therefore we pray you that ye will come with us that ye may receive the honour and the prize as ye have wor- shipfully deserved it. My fair lords, said Sir Launcelot, wit you well if I have deserved thanks I have sore bought it, and that me repenteth, for I am like never to escape with my life ; therefore, fair lords, I pray you that ye will suffer me to depart where me Hketh, for I am sore hurt. I take none force of none honour, for I had lever to repose me than to be lord of all the world. And therewithal he groaned piteously, and rode a great wallop away ward from them until he came under a wood's side. 36 SIR THOMAS MALORY And when he saw that he was from the field nigh a mile, that he was sure he might not be seen, then he said with an high voice : gentle knight, Sir Lavaine, help me that this truncheon were out of my side, for it sticketh so sore that it nigh slayeth me. O mine own lord, said Sir Lavaine, I would fain do that might please you, but I dread me sore an I pull out the truncheon that ye shall be in peril of death. I charge you, said Sir Launcelot, as ye love me, draw it out. And therewithal he descended from his horse, and right so did Sir Lavaine ; and forthwithal Sir Lavaine drew the truncheon out of his side, and he gave a great shriek and a marvellous grisely groan, and the blood brast out nigh a pint at once, that at the last he sank down upon his buttocks, and so swooned pale and deadly. Alas, said Sir Lavaine, what shall I do ? And then he turned Sir Launcelot into the wind, but so he lay there nigh half an hour as he had been dead. And so at the last Sir Launcelot cast up his eyes, and said : Lavaine, help me that I were on my horse, for here is fast by within this two mile a gentle hermit that sometime was a full noble knight and a great lord of possessions. And for great goodness he hath taken him to wilful poverty, and forsaken many lands, and his name is Sir Baudwin of Brittany, and he is a full noble surgeon and a good leech. Now let see, help me up that I were there, for ever my heart giveth me that I shall never die of my cousin- germain's hands. And then with great pain Sir Lavaine halp him upon his horse. And then they rode a great wallop together, and ever Sir Launcelot bled that it ran down to the earth ; and so by fortune they came to that hermitage the which was under a wood, and a great cliff on the other side, and a fair water run- ning under it. And then Sir Lavaine beat on the gate with the butt of his spear, and cried fast : Let in for Jesu's sake. And there came a fair child to them, and asked them what they would. Fair son, said Sir Lavaine, go and pray thy lord, the hermit, for God's sake to let in here a knight that is full sore wounded ; and this day tell thy lord I saw him do more deeds of arms than ever 1 heard say that any man did. So the child went in hghtly, and then he brought the hermit, the which was a passing good man. When Sir Lavaine saw him he prayed him for God's sake of suc- cour. What knight is he ? said the hermit. Is he of the house LE MORTE D 'ARTHUR 37 of King Arthur, or not ? I wot not, said Sir Lavaine, what is he, nor what is his name, but well I wot I saw him do marvellously this day as of deeds of arms. On whose party was he ? said the hermit. Sir, said Sir Lavaine, he was this day against King Arthur, and there he won the prize of all the knights of the Round Table. I have seen the day, said the hermit, I would have loved him the worse by cause he was against my lord, King Ar- thur, for sometime I was one of the fellowship of the Round Table, but I thank God now I am otherwise disposed. But where is he ? let me see him. Then Sir Lavaine brought the hermit to him. CHAPTER XIII How Launcelot was brought to an Hermit to be healed of his Wound, and or Other Matters And when the hermit beheld him, as he sat leaning upon his saddle bow ever bleeding piteously, and ever the knight hermit thought that he should know him, but he could not bring him to knowledge by cause he was so pale for bleeding. What knight are ye, said the hermit, and where were ye born ? My fair lord, said Sir Launcelot, I am a stranger and a knight adventurous, that laboureth throughout many realms for to win worship. Then the hermit advised him better, and saw by a wound on his cheek that he was Sir Launcelot. Alas, said the hermit, mine own lord why layne you your name from me ? Forsooth I ought to know you of right, for ye are the most noblest knight of the world, for well I know you for Sir Launcelot. Sir, said he, sith ye know me help me an ye may, for God's sake, for I would be out of this pain at once, either to death or to Hfe. Have ye no doubt, said the hermit, ye shall live and fare right well. And so the hermit called to him two of his servants, and so he and his servants bare him into the hermitage, and lightly unarmed him, and laid him in his bed. And then anon the hermit staunched his blood, and made him to drink good wine, so that Sir Launcelot was well refreshed and knew himself ; for in these days it was not the guise of hermits as is nowadays, for there were none hermits in those days but that they had been men of worship and of 38 SIR THOMAS MALORY prowess ; and those hermits held great household, and refreshed people that were in distress. Now turn we unto King Arthur, and leave we Sir Launcelot in the hermitage. So when the kings were come together on both parties, and the great feast should be holden, King Arthur asked the King of NorthgaUs and their fellowship, where was that knight that bare the red sleeve : Bring him afore me that he may have his laud, and honour, and the prize, as it is right. Then spake Sir Galahad, the haut prince, and the King with the Hundred Knights : We suppose that knight is mischieved, and that he is never like to see you nor none of us all, and that is the greatest pity that ever we wist of any knight. Alas, said Arthur, how may this be, is he so hurt ? What is his name ? said King Arthur. Truly, said they all, we know not his name, nor from whence he came, nor whither he would. Alas, said the king, this be to me the worst tidings that came to me this seven year, for I would not for all the lands I welde to know and wit it were so that that noble knight were slain. Know ye him ? said they all. As for that, said Arthur, whether I know him or know him not, ye shall not know for me what man he is, but Almighty Jesu send me good tidings of him. And so said they all. By my head, said Sir Gawaine, if it so be that the good knight be so sore hurt, it is great damage and pity to all this land, for he is one of the noblest knights that ever I saw in a field handle a spear or a sword ; and if he may be found I shall find him, for I am sure he nys not far from this town. Bear you well, said King Arthur, an ye may find him, unless that he be in such a plight that he may not welde himself. Jesu de- fend, said Sir Gawaine, but wit I shall what he is, an I may find him. Right so Sir Gawaine took a squire with him upon hack- neys, and rode all about Camelot within six or seven mile, but so he came again and could hear no word of him. Then within two days King Arthur and all the fellowship returned unto London again. And so as they rode by the way it happed Sir Gawaine at Astolat to lodge with Sir Bernard thereas was Sir Launcelot lodged. And so as Sir Gawaine was in his chamber to repose him Sir Bernard, the old baron, came unto him, and his daughter Elaine, to cheer him and to ask him what tidings, and who did best at that tournament of Winchester. So God me help, LE MORTE D 'ARTHUR 39 said Sir Gawaine, there were two knights that bare two white shields, but the one of them bare a red sleeve upon his head, and certainly he was one of the best knights that ever I saw joust in field. For I dare say, said Sir Gawaine, that one knight with the red sleeve smote down forty knights of the Table Round, and his fellow did right well and worshipfully. Now blessed be God, said the fair maiden of Astolat, that that knight sped so well, for he is the man in the world that I first loved, and truly he shall be last that ever I shall love. Now, fair maid, said Sir Gawaine, is that good knight your love ? Certainly sir, said she, wit ye well he is my love. Then know ye his name ? said Sir Gawaine. Nay truly, said the damosel, I know not his name nor from whence he cometh, but to say that I love him, I promise you and God that I love him. How had ye knowledge of him first? said Sir Gawaine. CHAPTER XIV How Sir Gawaine was lodged with the Lord of Astolat, and THERE HAD KNOWLEDGE THAT IT WAS SiR LaUNCELOT THAT BARE THE ReD SlEEVE Then she told him as ye have heard tofore, and how her father betook him her brother to do him service, and how her father lent him her brother's, Sir Tirre's, shield : And here with me he left his own shield. For what cause did he so ? said Sir Gawaine. For this cause, said the damosel, for his shield was too well known among many noble knights. Ah fair damosel, said Sir Gawaine, please it you let me have a sight of that shield. Sir, said she, it is in my chamber, covered with a case, and if ye will come with me ye shall see it. Not so, said Sir Bernard till his daughter, let send for it. So when the shield was come. Sir Gawaine took off the case, and when he beheld that shield he knew anon that it was Sir Lau'ncelot's shield, and his own arms. Ah Jesu mercy, said Sir Gawaine, now is my heart more heavier than ever it was tofore. Why ? said Elaine. For I have great cause, said Sir Gawaine. Is that knight that oweth this shield your love ? Yea truly, said she, my love he is, God would I were 40 SIR THOMAS MALORY his love. So God me speed, said Sir Gawaine, fair damosel ye have right, for an he be your love ye love the most honourable knight of the world, and the man of most worship. So me thought ever, said the damosel, for never or that time, for no knight that ever I saw, loved I never none erst. God grant, said Sir Gawaine, that either of you may rejoice other, but that is in a great adventure. But truly, said Sir Gawaine unto the dam- osel, ye may say he have a fair grace, for why I have known that noble knight this four and twenty year, and never or that day, I nor none other knight, I dare make good, saw nor heard say that ever he bare token or sign of no lady, gentlewoman, ne maiden, at no jousts nor tournament. And therefore, fair maiden, said Sir Gawaine, ye are much beholden to him to give him thanks. But I dread me, said Sir Gawaine, that ye shall never see him in this world, and that is great pity that ever was of earthly knight. Alas, said she, how may this be, is he slain ? I say not so, said Sir Gawaine, but wit ye well he is grievously wounded, by all manner of signs, and by men's sight more like- lier to be dead than to be on live ; and wit ye well he is the noble knight, Sir Launcelot, for by this shield I know him. Alas, said the fair maiden of Astolat, how may this be, and what was his hurt ? Truly, said Sir Gawaine, the man in the world that loved him best hurt him so ; and I dare say, said Sir Gawaine, an that knight that hurt him knew the very certainty that he had hurt Sir Launcelot, it would be the most sorrow that ever came to his heart. Now fair father, said then Elaine, I require you give me leave to ride and to seek him, or else I wot well I shall go out of my mind, for I shall never stint till that I find him and my brother. Sir Lavaine. Do as it liketh you, said her father, for me sore repenteth of the hurt of that noble knight. Right so they made her ready, and before Sir Gawaine, making great dole. Then on the morn Sir Gawaine came to King Arthur, and told him how he had found Sir Launcelot's shield in the keeping of the fair maiden of Astolat. All. that knew I aforehand, said King Arthur, and that caused me I would not suffer you to have ado at the great jousts, for I espied, said King Arthur, when he came in till his lodging full late in the evening in Astolat. But marvel have I, said Arthur, that ever he would bear any sign LE MORTE D 'ARTHUR 41 of any damosel, for or now I never heard say nor knew that ever he bare any token of none earthly woman. By my head, said Sir Gawaine, the fair maiden of Astolat loveth him marvellously well ; what it meaneth I cannot say, and she is ridden after to seek him. So the king and all came to London, and there Sir Gawaine openly disclosed to all the Court that it was Sir Launce- lot that jousted best. CHAPTER XV Of the Sorrow that Sir Bors had for the Hurt of Launcelot ; AND OF THE AnGER THAT THE QUEEN HAD BECAUSE Launcelot bare the Sleeve And when Sir Bors heard that, wit ye well he was an heavy man, and so were all his kinsmen. But when Queen Guenever I wist that Sir Launcelot bare the red sleeve of the fair maiden of ! Astolat she was nigh out of her mind for wrath. And then she sent for Sir Bors de Ganis in all the haste that might be. So jwhen Sir Bors was come tofore the queen, then she said: Ah I Sir Bors, have ye heard say how falsely Sir Launcelot hath be- ' trayed me ? Alas madam, said Sir Bors, I am afeared he hath .betrayed himself and us all. No force, said the queen, though he be destroyed, for he is a false traitor knight. Madam, said j Sir Bors, I pray you say ye not so, for wit you well I may not hear jSuch language of him. Why Sir Bors, said she, should I not call I him traitor when he bare the red sleeve upon his head at Win- j Chester, at the great jousts ? Madam, said Sir Bors, that sleeve i bearing repenteth me sore, but I dare say he did it to none evil intent, but for this cause he bare the red sleeve that none of jhis blood should know him. For or then we nor none of us all never knew that ever he bare token or sign of maid, lady, ne gentlewoman. Fie on him, said the queen, yet for all his pride and bobaunce there ye proved yourself his better. Nay madam, i say ye never more so, for he beat me and my fellows, and might j have slain us an he had would. Fie on him, said the queen, for I I heard Sir Gawaine say before my lord Arthur that it were marvel i to tell the great love that is between the fair maiden of Astolat 42 SIR THOMAS MALORY and him. Madam, said Sir Bors, I may not warn Sir Gawaine to say what it pleased him ; but I dare say, as for my lord. Sir Launcelot, that he loveth no lady, gentlewoman, nor maid, but all he loveth in like much. And therefore madam, said Sir Bors, ye may say what ye will, but wit ye well I will haste me to seek him, and find him wheresomever he be, and God send me good tidings of him. And so leave we them there, and speak we of Sir Launcelot that lay in great peril. So as fair Elaine came to Winchester she sought there all about, and by fortune Sir La- vaine was ridden to play him, to enchafe his horse. And anon as Elaine saw him she knew him, and then she cried on loud until him. And when he heard her anon he came to her, and then she asked her brother how did my lord. Sir Launcelot. Who told you, sister, that my lord's name was Sir Launcelot ? Then she told him how Sir Gawaine by his shield knew him. So they rode together till that they came to the hermitage, and anon she alit. So Sir Lavaine brought her in to Sir Launcelot ; and when she saw him lie so sick and pale in his bed she might not speak, but suddenly she fell to the earth down suddenly in a swoon, and there she lay a great while. And when she was relieved, she shrieked and said : My lord. Sir Launcelot, alas why be ye in this plight ? and then she swooned again. And then Sir Launce- lot prayed Sir Lavaine to tak^ her up : And bring her to me. And when she came to herself Sir Launcelot kissed her, and said : Fair maiden, why fare ye thus ? ye put me to pain ; wherefore make ye no more such cheer, for an ye be come to comfort me ye be right welcome ; and of this little hurt that I have I shall be right hastily whole by the grace of God. But I marvel, said Sir Launcelot, who told you my name ? Then the fair maiden told him all how Sir Gawaine was lodged with her father : And there by your shield he discovered your name. Alas, said Sir Launce- lot, that me repenteth that my name is known, for I am sure it will turn unto anger. And then Sir Launcelot compassed in his mind that Sir Gawaine would tell Queen Guenever how he bare the red sleeve, and for whom ; that he wist well would turn into great anger. So this maiden Elaine never went from Sir Launce- lot, but watched him day and night, and did such attendance to him, that the French book saith there was never woman did more LE MORTE D 'ARTHUR 43 kindlier for man than she. Then Sir Launcelot prayed Sir Lavaine to make aspies in Winchester for Sir Bors if he came there, and told him by what tokens he should know him, by a wound in his forehead. For well I am sure, said Sir Launcelot, that Sir Bors will seek me, for he is the same good knight that hurt me. CHAPTER XVI How Sir Bors sought Launcelot and found him in the Her- mitage, AND of the Lamentations between Them Now turn we unto Sir Bors de Ganis that came unto Winches- ter to seek after his cousin Sir Launcelot. And so when he came to Winchester, anon there were men that Sir Lavaine had made to lie in a watch for such a man, and anon Sir Lavaine had warn- ing ; and then Sir Lavaine came to Winchester and found Sir Bors, and there he told him what he was, and with whom he was, and what was his name. Now fair knight, said Sir Bors, I re- quire you that ye will bring me to my lord. Sir Launcelot. Sir, said Sir Lavaine, take your horse, and within this hour ye shall see him. And so they departed, and came to the hermitage. And when Sir Bors saw Sir Launcelot lie in his bed pale and dis- coloured, anon Sir Bors lost his countenance, and for kindness and pity he might not speak, but wept tenderly a great while. And then when he might speak he said thus : O my lord. Sir Launcelot, God you bless, and send you hasty recover ; and full heavy am I of my misfortune and of mine unhappiness, for now I may call myself unhappy. And I dread me that God is greatly displeased with me, that he would suffer me to have such a shame for to hurt you that are all our leader, and all our worship ; and therefore I call myself unhappy. Alas that ever such a caitiff knight as I am should have power by unhappiness to hurt the most noblest knight of the world. Where I so shamefully set upon you and overcharged you, and where ye might have slain me, ye saved me ; and so did not I, for I and your blood did to you our utterance. I marvel, said Sir Bors, that my heart or my blood would serve me, wherefore my lord, Sir Launcelot, I 44 SIR THOMAS MALORY ask your mercy. Fair cousin, said Sir Launcelot, ye be right welcome ; and wit ye well, overmuch ye say for to please me the which pleaseth me not, for why I have the same I sought ; for I would with pride have overcome you all, and there in my pride I was near slain, and that was in mine own default, for I might have given you warning of my being there. And then had I had no hurt, for it is an old said saw, there is hard battle there as kin and friends do battle either against other, there may be no mercy but mortal war. Therefore, fair cousin, said Sir Launcelot, let this speech overpass, and all shall be welcome that God sendeth ; and let us leave off this matter and let us speak of some rejoicing, for this that is done may not be undone; and let us find a remedy how soon that I may be whole. Then Sir Bors leaned upon his bedside, and told Sir Launcelot how the queen was passing wroth with him, by cause he wore the red sleeve at the great jousts ; and there Sir Bors told him all how Sir Gawaine discovered it : By your shield that ye left with the fair maiden of Astolat. Then is the queen wroth, said Sir Launcelot, and there- fore am I right heavy, for I deserved no wrath, for all that I did was by cause I would not be known. Right so excused I you, said Sir Bors, but all was in vain, for she said more largeher to me than I to you now. But is this she, said Sir Bors, that is so busy about you, that men call the fair maiden of Astolat ? She it is, said Sir Launcelot, that by no means I cannot put her from me. Why should ye put her from you ? said Sir Bors, she is a passing fair damosel, and a well bisene, and well taught ; and God would, fair cousin, said Sir Bors, that ye could love her, but as to that I may not, nor I dare not, counsel you. But I see well, said Sir Bors, by her diligence about you that she loveth you entirely. That me repenteth, said Sir Launcelot. Sir, said Sir Bors, she is not the first that hath lost her pain upon you, and that is the more pity : and so they talked of many more things. And so within three days or four Sir Launcelot was big and strong again. LE MORTE D 'ARTHUR CHAPTER XVII 45 How Sir Launcelot armed him to assay if he might bear Arms, AND HOW HIS Wound burst out Again Then Sir Bors told Sir Launcelot how there was sworn a great tournament and jousts betwixt King Arthur and the King of Northgalis, that should be upon All Hallowmass Day, beside Winchester. Is that truth ? said Sir Launcelot ; then shall ye abide with me still a little while until that I be whole, for I feel myself right big and strong. Blessed be God, said Sir Bors. Then were they there nigh a month together, and ever this maiden Elaine did ever her dihgent labour night and day unto Sir Launcelot, that there was never child nor wife more meeker to her father and husband than was that fair maiden of Astolat ; wherefore Sir Bors was greatly pleased with her. So upon a day, by the assent of Sir Launcelot, Sir Bors, and Sir Lavaine, they made the hermit to seek in woods for divers herbs, and so Sir Launcelot made fair Elaine to gather herbs for him to make him a bain. In the meanwhile Sir Launcelot made him th arm him at ajl pieces ; and there he thought to essay his armour and his spear, for his hurt or not. And so when he was upon his horse he stirred him fiercely, and the horse was passing lusty and fresh by cause he was not laboured a month afore. And then Sir Launcelot couched that spear in the rest. That courser leapt mightily when he felt the spurs ; and he that was upon him the which was the noblest horse of the world, strained him mightily and stably and kept still the spear in the rest ; and therewith Sir Launcelot strained himself so straightly, with so great force, to get the horse forward, that the bottom of his wound brast both within and without ; and therwithal the blood came out so fiercely that he felt himself so feeble that he might not sit upon his horse. And then Sir Launcelot cried unto Sir Bors : Ah, Sir Bors and Sir Lavaine, help, for I am come to mine end. And therewith he fell down on the one side to the earth like a dead corpse. And then Sir Bors and Sir Lavaine came to him with sorrow making out of measure. And so by fortune the maiden Elaine heard their mourning, and then she came thither ; and when she found 46 SIR THOMAS MALORY Sir Launcelot there armed in that place she cried and wept as she had been wood ; and then she kissed him, and did what she might to awake him. And then she rebuked her brother and Sir Bors, and called them false traitors, why they would take him out of his bed ; there she cried, and said she would appel them of his death. With this came the holy hermit. Sir Baudwin of Brittany, and when he found Sir Launcelot in that phght he said but Httle, but wit ye well he was wroth ; and then he bad them : Let us have him in. And so they all bare him unto the hermitage, and unarmed him, and laid him in his bed ; and evermore his wound bled piteously, but he stirred no limb of him. Then the knight hermit put a thing in his nose and a little dele of water in his mouth. And then Sir Launcelot waked of his swoon, and then the hermit staunched his bleeding. And when he might speak he asked Sir Launcelot why he put his life in jeopardy. Sir, said Sir Launcelot, by cause I weened I had been strong, and also Sir Bors told me that there should be at All Hallowmass a great jousts betwixt King Arthur and the King of Northgalis, and therefore I thought to essay it myself, whether I might be there or not. Ah, Sir Launcelot, said the hermit, your heart and your courage will never be done until your last day, but ye shall do now by my counsel. Let Sir Bors depart from you, and let him do at that tournament what he may : And by the grace of God, said the knight hermit, by that the tournament be done and ye come thither again. Sir Launcelot shall be as whole as ye, so that he will be governed by me. CHAPTER XVIII How Sir Bors returned and told Tidings of Sir Launcelot; AND or THE Tourney, and to whom the Prize was Given Then Sir Bors made him ready to depart from Sir Launcelot ; and then Sir Launcelot said : Fair Cousin, Sir Bors, recommend me unto all them unto whom me ought to recommend me unto. And I pray you, enforce yourself at that jousts that ye may be best, for my love ; and here shall I abide you at the mercy of God LE MORTE D 'ARTHUR 47 till ye come again. And so Sir Bors departed and came to the court of King Arthur, and told them in what place he had left Sir Launcelot. That me repenteth, said the king, but syne he shall have his life we all may thank God. And there Sir Bors told the queen in what jeopardy Sir Launcelot was when he would essay his horse. And all that he did, madam, was for the love of you, by cause he would have been at this tournament. Fie on him, recreant knight, said the queen, for wit ye well I am right sorry an he shall have his hfe. His life shall he have, said Sir Bors, and who that would otherwise except you, madam, we that be of his blood should help to short their lives. But madam, said Sir Bors, ye have been ofttimes displeased with my lord, Sir Launcelot, but at all times at the end ye find him a true knight : and so he departed. And then every knight of the Round Table that were there at that time present made them ready to be at that jousts at All Hallowmass, and thither drew many knights of divers countries. And as All Hollowmass drew near, thither came the King of Northgalis, and the King with the Hundred Knights, and Sir Galahad, the haut prince, of Sur- luse, and thither came King Anguish of Ireland, and the King of Scots. So these three kings came on King Arthur's party. And so that day Sir Gawaine did great deeds of arms, and began first. And the heralds numbered that Sir Gawaine smote down twenty knights. Then Sir Bors de Ganis came in the same time, and he was numbered that he smote down twenty knights ; and there- fore the prize was given betwixt them both, for they began first and longest endured. Also Sir Gareth, as the book saith, did that day great deeds of arms, for he smote down and pulled down thirty knights. But when he had done these deeds he tarried not but so departed, and therefore he lost his prize. And Sir Palomides did great deeds of arms that day, for he smote down twenty knights, but he departed suddenly, and men deemed Sir Gareth and he rode together to some manner adventures. So when this tournament was done Sir Bors departed, and rode till he came to Sir Launcelot, his cousin ; and then he found him walking on his feet, and there either made great joy of other ; and so Sir Bors told Sir Launcelot of all the jousts Hke as ye have heard. I marvel, said Sir Launcelot, that Sir Gareth, when he 48 SIR THOMAS MALORY had done such deeds of arms, that he would not tarry. Thereof we marvelled all, said Sir Bors, for but if it were you, or Sir Tris- tram, or Sir Lamorak de Galis, I saw never knight bear down so many in so little a while as did Sir Gareth : and anon as he was gone we wist not where. By my head, said Sir Launcelot, he is a noble knight, and a mighty man and well breathed ; and if he were well essayed, said Sir Launcelot, I would deem he were good enough for any knight that beareth the life ; and he is a gentle knight, courteous, true, and bounteous, meek, and mild, and in him is no manner of mal engyn, but plain, faithful, and true. So then they made them ready to depart from the hermit. And so upon a morn they took their horses and Elaine le Blank with them ; and when they came to Astolat there were they well lodged, and had great cheer of Sir Bernard, the old baron, and of Sir Tirre, his son. And so upon the morn when Sir Launcelot should depart, fair Elaine brought her father with her, and Sir Lavaine, and Sir Tirre, and thus she said : CHAPTER XIX Of the Great Lamentation of the Fair Maid of Astolat when Launcelot should depart, and how she died for his Love My lord, Sir Launcelot, now I see ye will depart ; now fair knight and courteous knight, have mercy upon me, and suffer me not to die for thy love. What would ye that I did ? said Sir Launcelot. I would have you to my husband, said Elaine. Fair damosel, I thank you, said Sir Launcelot, but truly, said he, I cast me never to be wedded man. Then, fair knight, said she, will ye be my paramour ? Jesu defend me, said Sir Launcelot, for then I rewarded your father and your brother full evil for their great goodness. Alas, said she, then must I die for your love. Ye shall not so, said Sir Launcelot, for wit ye well, fair maiden, I might have been married an I had would, but I never apphed me to be married yet ; but by cause, fair damosel, that ye love me as ye say ye do, I will for your good will and kindness show you some goodness, and that is this, that wheresomever ye will beset your heart upon some good knight that will wed you, LE MORTE D 'ARTHUR 49 I shall give you together a thousand pound yearly to you and to your heirs ; thus much will I give you, fair madam, for your kindness, and always while I live to be your own knight. Of all this, said the maiden, I will none, for but if ye will wed me, or else be my paramour at the least, wit you well. Sir Launcelot, my good days are done. Fair damosel, said Sir Launcelot, of these two things ye must pardon me. Then she shrieked shrilly, and fell down in a swoon ; and then women bare her into her chamber, and there she made over much sorrow ; and then Sir Launcelot would depart, and there he asked Sir Lavaine what he would do. What should I do, said Sir Lavaine, but follow you, but if ye drive me from you, or command me to go from you. Then came Sir Bernard to Sir Launcelot and said to him : I cannot see but that my daughter Elaine will die for your sake. I may not do withal, said Sir Launcelot, for that me sore repenteth, for I report me to yourself, that my proffer is fair ; and me re- penteth, said Sir Launcelot, that she loveth me as she doth ; I was never the causer of it, for I report me to your son I early ne late proffered her bounte nor fair behests ; and as for me, said Sir Launcelot, I dare do all that a knight should do that she is a clene maiden for me, both for deed and for will. And I am right heavy of her distress, for she is a full fair maiden, good and gentle, and well taught. Father, said Sir Lavaine, I dare make good she is a clene maiden as for my lord Sir Launcelot ; but she doth as I do, for sithen I first saw my lord Sir Launcelot, I could never depart from him, nor nought I will an I may follow him. Then Sir Launcelot took his leave, and so they departed, and came unto Winchester. And when Arthur wist that Sir Launcelot was come whole and sound the king made great joy of him, and so did Sir Gawaine and all the knights of the Round Table except Sir Agravaine and Sir Mordred. Also Queen Guenever was wood wroth with Sir Launcelot, and would by no means speak with him, but estranged herself from him ; and Sir Launcelot made all the means that he might for to speak with the queen, but it would not be. Now speak we of the fair maiden of Astolat that made such sorrow day and night that she never slept, ate, nor drank, and ever she made her complaint unto Sir Launcelot. So when she had thus endured a ten days, that she feebled so 50 SIR THOMAS MALORY that she must needs pass out of this world, then she shrived her clene, and received her Creator. And ever she complained still upon Sir Launcelot. Then her ghostly father bad her leave such thoughts. Then she said, why should I leave such thoughts ? Am I not an earthly woman ? And all the while the breath is in my body I may complain me, for my beHef is I do none offence though I love an earthly man ; and I take God to my record I loved never none but Sir Launcelot du Lake, nor never shall, and a clene maiden I am for him and for all other ; and sithen it is the sufferance of God that I shall die for the love of so noble a knight, I beseech the High Father of Heaven to have mercy upon my soul, and upon mine innumerable pains that I suffered may be allegiance of part of my sins. For sweet Lord Jesu, said the fair maiden, I take Thee to record, on Thee I was never great offencer against thy laws ; but that I loved this noble knight, Sir Launcelot, out of measure, and of myself, good Lord, I might not withstand the fervent love wherefore I have my death. And then she called her father, Sir Bernard, and her brother. Sir Tirre, and heartily she prayed her father that her brother might write a letter hke as she did indite it : and so her father granted her. And when the letter was written word by word like as she devised then she prayed her father that she might be watched until she were dead. And while my body is hot let this letter be put in my right hand, and my hand bound fast with the letter until that I be cold ; and let me be put in a fair bed with all the richest clothes that I have about me, and so let my bed and all my richest clothes be laid with me in a chariot unto the next place where Thames is ; and there let me be put within a barget, and but one man with me, such as ye trust to steer me thither, and that my barget be covered with black samite over and over : thus father I beseech you let it be done. So her father granted it her faithfully, all things should be done like as she had devised. Then her father and her brother made great dole, for when this was done anon she died. And so when she was dead the corpse and the bed all was led the next way unto Thames, and there a man, and the corpse, and all, were put into Thames ; and so the man steered the barget unto Westminster, and there he rowed a great while to and fro or any espied it. LE MORTE D 'ARTHUR 51 CHAPTER XX How THE Corpse or the Maid of Astolat arrived tofore King Arthur, and of the Burying, and how Sir Launcelot offered the Mass-penny So by fortune King Arthur and the Queen Guenever were speaking together at a window, and so as they looked into Thames they espied this black barget, and had marvel what it meant. Then the king called Sir Kay, and showed it him. Sir, said Sir Kay, wit you well there is some new tidings. Go thither, said the king to Sir Kay, and take with you Sir Brandiles and Agra- vaine, and bring me ready word what is there. Then these four knights departed and came to the barget and went in ; and there they found the fairest corpse lying in a rich bed, and a poor man sitting in the barget's end, and no word would he speak. So these four knights returned unto the king again, and told him what they found. That fair corpse will I see, said the king. And so then the king took the queen by the hand, and went thither. Then the king made the barget to be holden fast, and then the king and the queen entered with certain knights with them ; and there he saw the fairest woman he in a rich bed, covered unto her middle with many rich clothes, and all was of cloth of gold, and she lay as though she had smiled. Then the queen espied a letter in her right hand, and told it to the king. Then the king took it and said : Now am I sure this letter will tell what she was, and why she is come hither. So then the king and the queen went out of the barget, and so commanded a certain man to wait upon the barget. And so when the king was come within his chamber, he called many knights about him, and said that he would wit openly what was written within that letter. Then the king brake it, and made a clerk to read it, and this was the intent of the letter. Most noble knight, Sir Launcelot, now hath death made us two at debate for your love, I was your lover, that men called the fair maiden of Astolat; therefore unto all ladies I make my moan, yet pray for my soul and bury me at least, and offer ye my mass-penny : this is my last request. And a clene maiden I died, I take God to witness : 52 SIR THOMAS MALORY pray for my soul, Sir Launcelot, as thou art peerless. This was all the substance in the letter. And when it was read, the king, the queen, and all the knights wept for pity of the doleful com- plaints. Then was Sir Launcelot sent for ; and when he was come King Arthur made the letter to be read to him. And when Sir Launcelot heard it word by word, he said : My lord Arthur, wit ye well I am right heavy of the death of this fair damosel : God knoweth I was never causer of her death by my wilKng, and that will I report me to her own brother : here he is. Sir Lavaine. I will not say nay, said Sir Launcelot, but that she was both fair and good, and much I was beholden unto her, but she loved me out of measure. Ye might have shewed her, said the queen, some bounty and gentleness that might have preserved her life. Madam, said Sir Launcelot, she would none other ways be an- swered but that she would be my wife, outher else my paramour ; and of these two I would not grant her, but I proffered her, for her good love that she showed me, a thousand pound yearly to her, and to her heirs, and to wed any manner knight that she could find best to love in her heart. For madam, said Sir Laun- celot, I love not to be constrained to love ; for love must arise of the heart, and not by no constraint. That is truth, said the king, and many knight's love is free in himself, and never will be bounden, for where he is bounden he looseth himself. Then said the king unto Sir Launcelot : It will be your worship, that ye oversee that she be interred worshipfully. Sir, said Sir Launce- lot, that shall be done as I can best devise. And so many knights yede thither to behold that fair maiden. And so upon the morn she was interred richly, and Sir Launcelot offered her mass-penny ; and all the knights of the Table Round that were there at that time offered with Sir Launcelot. And then the poor man went again with the barget. LE MORTE D 'ARTHUR 53 BOOK XXI. CHAPTER IV How BY Misadventure of an Adder the Battle began, where MORDRED WAS SLAIN, AND ARTHUR HURT TO THE DeATH Then were they condescended that King Arthur and Sir Mordred should meet betwixt both their hosts, and every each of them should bring fourteen persons ; and they came with this word unto Arthur. Then said he : I am glad that this is done : and so he went into the field. And when Arthur should depart, he warned all his host that an they see any sword drawn : Look ye come on fiercely, and slay that traitor, Sir Mordred, for I in no wise trust him. In Hkewise Sir Mordred warned his host that : An ye see any sword drawn, look that ye come on fiercely, and so slay all that ever before you standeth ; for in no wise I will not trust for this treaty, for I know well my father will be avenged on me. And so they met as their appointment was, and so they were agreed and accorded thoroughly ; and wine was fetched, and they drank. Right soon came an adder out of a httle heath bush, and it stung a knight on the foot. And when the knight felt him stung, he looked down and saw the adder, and then he drew his sword to slay the adder, and thought of none other harm. And when the host on both parties saw that sword drawn, then they blew beamous, trumpets, and horns, and shouted grimly. And so both hosts dressed them together. And King Arthur took his horse, and said : Alas this unhappy day ! and so rode to his party. And Sir Mordred in likewise. And never was there seen a more dolefuller battle in no Christian land ; for there was but rushing and riding, foining and striking, and many a grim word was there spoken either to other, and many a deadly stroke. But ever King Arthur rode throughout the battle of Sir Mordred many times, and did full nobly as a noble king should, and at all times he fainted never ; and Sir Mordred that day put him in devoir, and in great peril. And thus they fought all the long day, and never stinted till the noble knights were laid to the cold earth ; and ever they fought still till it was near night, and by that time was there an hundred thousand laid dead upon the down. Then was Arthur wood wroth out of measure. 54 SIR THOMAS MALORY when he saw his people so slain from him. Then the king looked about him, and then was he ware, of all his host and of all his good knights, were left no more on live but two knights ; that one was Sir Lucan the Butler, and his brother Sir Bedivere, and they were full sore wounded. Jesu mercy, said the king, where are all my noble knights become ? Alas that ever I should see this doleful day, for now, said Arthur, I am come to mine end. But would to God that I wist where were that traitor Sir Mordred, that hath caused all this mischief. Then was King Arthur ware where Sir Mordred leaned upon his sword among a great heap of dead men. Now give me my spear, said Arthur unto Sir Lucan, for yonder I have espied the traitor that all this woe hath wrought. Sir, let him be, said Sir Lucan, for he is unhappy ; and if ye pass this unhappy day ye shall be right well revenged upon him. Good lord, remember ye of your night's dream, and what the spirit of Sir Gawaine told you this night, yet God of his great goodness hath preserved you hitherto. Therefore, for God's sake, my lord, leave off by this, for blessed be God ye have won the field, for here we be three on Hve, and with Sir Mordred is none on live ; and if ye leave off now this wicked day of destiny is past. Tide me death, betide me life, saith the king, now I see him yonder alone he shall never escape mine hands, for at a better avail shall I never have him. God speed you well, said Sir Bedivere. Then the king gat his spear in both his hands, and ran toward Sir Mordred, crying : Traitor, now is thy death day come. And when Sir Mordred heard Sir Arthur, he ran until him with his sword drawn in his hand. And there King Arthur smote Sir Mordred under the shield, with a foin of his spear, throughout the body, more than a fathom. And when Sir Mordred felt that he had his death wound he thrust himself with the might that he had up to the bur of King Arthur's spear. And right so he smote his father Arthur, with his sword holden in both his hands, on the side of the head, that the sword pierced the helmet and the brain pan, and therewithal Sir Mordred fell stark dead to the earth ; and the noble Arthur fell in a swoon to the earth, and there he swooned ofttimes. And Sir Lucan the Butler and Sir Bedivere ofttimes heave him up. And so weakly they led him betwixt them both, to a little chapel not far from the LE MORTE D 'ARTHUR 55 seaside. And when the king was there he thought him well eased. Then heard they people cry in the field. Now go thou, Sir Lucan, said the king, and do me to wit what betokens that noise in the field. So Sir Lucan departed, for he was grievously wounded in many places. And so as he yede, he saw and heark- ened by the moonlight, how that pillers and robbers were come into the field, to pill and to rob many a full noble knight of brooches, and beads, of many a good ring, and of many a rich jewel ; and who that were not dead all out, there they slew them for their harness and their riches. When Sir Lucan understood this work, he came to the king as soon as he might, and told him all what he had heard and seen. Therefore by my rede, said Sir Lucan, it is best that we bring you to some town. I would it were so, said the king. CHAPTER V How King Arthur commanded to cast his Sword Excalibur INTO THE Water, and how he was delivered to Ladies in a Barge But I may not stand, mine head works so. Ah Sir Launcelot, said King Arthur, this day have I sore missed thee : alas, that ever I was against thee, for now have I my death, whereof Sir Gawaine me warned in my dream. Then Sir Lucan took up the king the one part, and Sir Bedivere the other part, and in the Hf ting the king swooned ; and Sir Lucan fell in a swoon with the lift, that the part of his guts fell out of his body, and therewith the noble knight's heart brast. And when the king awoke, he beheld Sir Lucan, how he lay foaming at the mouth, and part of his guts lay at his feet. Alas, said the king, this is to me a full heavy sight, to see this noble duke so die for my sake, for he would have holpen me, that had more need of help than I. Alas, he would not complain him, his heart was so set to help me : now V Jesu have mercy upon his soul ! Then Sir Bedivere wept for the death of his brother. Leave this mourning and weeping, said the king, for all this will not avail me, for wit thou well an I might live myself, the death of Sir Lucan would grieve me ever- 56 SIR THOMAS MALORY more ; but my time hieth fast, said the king. Therefore, said Arthur unto Sir Bedivere, take thou ExcaHbur, my good sword, and go with it to yonder water side, and when thou comest there I charge thee throw my sword in that water, and come again and tell me what thou there seest. My lord, said Bedivere, your commandment shall be done, and lightly bring you word again. So Sir Bedivere departed, and by the way he beheld that noble sword, that the pommel and the haft was all of precious stones ; and then he said to himself : If I throw this rich sword in the water, thereof shall never come good, but harm and loss. And then Sir Bedivere hid ExcaUbur under a tree. And so, as soon as he might, he came again unto the king, and said he had been at the water, and had thrown the sword in the water. What saw thou there ? said the king. Sir, he said, I saw nothing but waves and winds. That is untruly said of thee, said the king, therefore go thou lightly again, and do my commandment ; as thou art to me lief and dear, spare not, but throw it in. Then Sir Bedivere returned again, and took the sword in his hand ; and then him thought sin and shame to throw away that noble sword, and so efte he hid the sword, and returned again, and told to the king that he had been at the water, and done his commandment. What saw thou there ? said the king. Sir, he said, I saw nothing but the waters wappe and waves wanne. Ah, traitor untrue, said King Arthur, now hast thou betrayed me twice. Who would have weened that, thou that hast been to me so lief and dear ? and thou art named a noble knight, and would betray me for the richness of the sword. But now go again lightly, for thy long tarrying putteth me in great jeopardy of my hfe, for I have taken cold. And but if thou do now as I bid thee, if ever I may see thee, I shall slay thee with mine own hands ; for thou wouldst for my rich sword see me dead. Then Sir Bedivere departed, and went to the sword, and lightly took it up, and went to the water side ; and there he bound the girdle about the hilts, and then he threw the sword as far into the water, as he might ; and there came an arm and an hand above the water and met it, and caught it, and so shook it thrice and brandished, and then van- ished away the hand with the sword in the water. So Sir Bedi- vere came again to the king, and told him what he saw. Alas, LE MORTE D 'ARTHUR 57 said the king, help me hence, for I dread me I have tarried over long. Then Sir Bedivere took the king upon his back, and so went with him to that water side. And when they were at the water side, even fast by the bank hoved a httle barge with many fair ladies in it, and among them all was a queen, and all they had black hoods, and all they wept and shrieked when they saw King Arthur. Now put me into the barge, said the king. And so he did softly ; and there received him three queens with great mourning ; and so they set them down, and in one of their laps King Arthur laid his head. And then that queen said : Ah, dear brother, why have ye tarried so long from me ? alas, this wound on your head hath caught over-much cold. And so then they rowed from the land, and Sir Bedivere beheld all those ladies go from him. Then Sir Bedivere cried : Ah my lord Arthur, what shall become of me, now ye go from me and leave me here alone among mine enemies? Comfort thyself, said the king, and do as well as thou mayest, for in me is no trust for to trust in ; for I will into the vale of Avilion to heal me of my grievous wound : and if thou hear never more of me, pray for my soul. But ever the queens and ladies wept and shrieked, that it was pity to hear. And as soon as Sir Bedivere had lost the sight of the barge, he wept and wailed, and so took the forest ; and so he went all that night, and in the morning he was ware betwixt two holts hoar, of a chapel and an hermitage. CHAPTER VI How Sir Bedivere found him on the Morrow Dead in an Her- mitage, AND how he abode THERE WITH THE HeRMIT Then was Sir Bedivere glad, and thither he went ; and when he came into the chapel, he saw where lay an hermit grovelUng on ! all four, there fast by a tomb was new graven. When the hermit 'saw Sir Bedivere he knew him well, for he was but little tofore I Bishop of Canterbury, that Sir Mordred flemed. Sir, said Bedi- jVere, what man is there interred that ye pray so fast for ? Fair ■ son, said the hermit, I wot not verily, but by deeming. But this 58 SIR THOMAS MALORY night, at midnight, here came a number of ladies, and brought hither a dead corpse, and prayed me to bury him ; and here they offered an hundred tapers, and they gave me an hundred besants. Alas, said Sir Bedivere, that was my lord King Arthur, that here Keth buried in this chapel. Then Sir Bedivere swooned ; and when he awoke he prayed the hermit he might abide with him still there, to live with fasting and prayers. For from hence will I never go, said Sir Bedivere, by my will, but all the days of my life here to pray for my lord Arthur. Ye are welcome to me, said the hermit, for I know ye better than ye ween that I do. Ye are the bold Bedivere, and the full noble duke. Sir Lucan the Butler, was your brother. Then Sir Bedivere told the hermit all as ye have heard tofore. So there bode Sir Bedivere with the hermit that was tofore Bishop of Canterbury, and there Sir Bedi- vere put upon him poor clothes, and served the hermit full lowly in fasting and in prayers. Thus of Arthur I find never more written in books that be authorised, nor more of the very cer- tainty of his death heard I never read, but thus was he led away in a ship wherein were three queens ; that one was King Arthur's sister, Queen Morgan le Fay ; the other was the Queen of North- galis ; the third was the Queen of the Waste Lands. Also there was Nimue, the chief lady of the lake, that had wedded Pelleas the good knight ; and this lady had done much for King Arthur, for she would never suffer Sir Pelleas to be in no place where he should be in danger of his life ; and so he lived to the uttermost of his days with her in great rest. More of the death of King Arthur could I never find, but that ladies brought him to his burials; and such one was buried there, that the hermit bare witness that sometime was Bishop of Canterbury, but yet the hermit knew not in certain that he was verily the body of King Arthur : for this tale Sir Bedivere, knight of the Table Round, made it to be written. LE MORTE D 'ARTHUR 59 CHAPTER VII Or THE Opinion of some Men of the Death of King Arthur; AND how Queen Guenever made her a Nun in Almesbury Yet some men say in many parts of England that King Arthur is not dead, but had by the will of our Lord Jesu into another place ; and men say that he shall come again, and he shall win the holy cross. I will not say it shall be so, but rather I will say, here in this world he changed his life. But many men say that there is written upon his tomb this verse : I^IC jUCtt 0rtl)UtU0 Ker, quonDam Hep que futumsf. Thus leave I here Sir Bedivere with the hermit, that dwelled that time in a chapel beside Glas- tonbury, and there was his hermitage. And so they lived in their prayers, and fastings, and great abstinence. And when Queen Guenever understood that King Arthur was slain, and all the noble knights, Sir Mordred and all the remnant, then the queen stole away, and five ladies with her, and so she went to Almesbury ; and there she let make herself a nun, and ware white clothes and black, and great penance she took, as ever did sinful lady in this land, and never creature could make her merry ; but lived in fasting, prayers, and alms-deeds, that all manner of people marvelled how virtuously she was changed. Now leave we Queen Guenever in Almesbury, a nun in white clothes and black, and there she was abbess and ruler as reason would. EVPHVES The Anatomy of Wit JOHN LYLY There dwelt in Athens a young gentleman of great patrimony, and of fo comelye a perfonage, that it was doubted whether he were more bound to Nature for the liniaments of his perfon, or to Fortune for the increafe of his poffeffions. But Nature impa- tient of comparifons, and as it were difdaining a companion or copartner in hir working, added to this comelyneffe of his bodye fuch a fharpe capacity of minde, that not onely fhe proued For- tune counterfaite, but was halfe of that opinion that fhe hir felfe was onely currant. This young gallaunt of more witte then wealth, and yet of more wealth then wifedome, feeing himfelfe inferiour to none in pleafant conceits, though himfelfe fuperiour to all his [in] honeft conditions, infomuch that he thought him- felfe fo apt to all thinges that he gaue himfelfe almof t to nothing but practifing of thofe thinges commonly which are indicent [incident] to thefe fharpe wittes, fine phrafes, fmooth quippes, merry tauntes, [vfing] ief tinge without meane, and abufing mirth without meafure. As therefore the fweeteft Rofe hath his prickell, the fineft veluet his bracke, the faireft flower his branne, fo the fharpeft wit hath his wanton will, and the hoHeft head his wicked way. And true it is that fome men write and mof t men beleeue, that in al perfect fhapes, a blemmifh bringeth rather a lyking euery way to the eyes, then a loathing any way to the minde. Venus had hir Mole in hir cheeke which made hir more amiable : Helen hir Scarre in hir chinne, which Paris called Cos Amoris, the whetftone of loue, Arijtippus his Wart, Lycurgus his Wen : So likewife in the difpofition of the minde, either vertue 60 EVPHVES 6i is ouerfhadowed with fome vice, or vice ouercaft with fome vertue. Alexander valyant in warre, yet giuen to wine. Tullie eloquent in his glofes, yet vaineglorious. Salomon wife, yet to[o] too wanton. Dauid holy, but yet an homicide. None more wittie then Euphues, yet at the firft none more wicked. The frefheft colours fooneft fade, the teeneft Rafor fooneft tourneth his edge, the fineft cloth is fooneft eaten with [the] Moathes^ and the Cambricke fooner f tayned then the courfe Canuas : which appeared well in this Euphues, whofe wit beeing like waxe, apt to receiue any impreffion, and bearing the head in his owne hande, either to vfe the rayne or the fpurre, difdayning counfaile,, leauing his country, loathinge his olde acquaintance, thought either by wit to obteyne fome conqueft, or by fhame to abyde fome conflict, who preferring fancy before friends, and [t]his prefent humor, before honour to come, laid reafon in water being to[o] fait for his taft, and followed vnbrideled affection, moft pleafant for his tooth. . . . It happened this young Impe to ariue at Naples (a place of more pleafure then profit, and yet of more profit then pietie), the very walls and windowes whereoff, f hewed it rather to be the Tabernacle of Venus, then the Temple of Vefta. Ther was all things neceffary and in redynes, that might either allure the mind to luft or entice ye heart to folly : a court more meete for an Atheyft, then for one of Athens: for Ouid, then. for Ariftotle: for a graceleffe louer, then for a godly liuer : more fitter for Paris then Hector, and meeter for Flora then Diana. Heere my youth (whether for wearineffe he could not, or for wantonnes would not go any farther) determined to make his abode, whereby it is euidently f eene that the fieetef t fifh fwalloweth the delicateft bait : that the highef t foaring Hauke traineth to ye lure : and that ye wittieft braine, is inuegled with the fodeine view of alluring vanities. Heere he wanted no companyons, which courted him continually with fundrye kindes of deuifes, whereby they might either f oake his purffe to reape commoditie, or footh his perfon, to winne credite: for he had gueftes and companions of all forts. Ther frequented to his lodging, as well the Spider to fucke poyfon of his fine wit, as the Bee to gather Hunny : as well the Drone as the Doue : the Foxe as the Lambe : as wel Damocles 62 JOHN LYLY to betray him, as Damon to be true to him. Yet he behaued himfelfe lo warily, that hee fingled his game wifelye. Euphues having loiourned by the Ipace of two monethes in Naples, whether he were moued by the courtefie of a young gentleman named Phila[u]tus, or inforced by deftany : whether his pregna[n]t wit, or his pleafant conceits wrought the greater lyking in [of] the minde of Euphues, I know not for certeintie : But Euphues fhewed fuch entyre loue towards him, that he feemed to make fmall accompt of any others, determining to enter into fuch an inuiolable league of friendfhip with him, as neither time by peecemeale fhould impaire, neither fancie vtterly defolue, nor any fufpition infringe. Euphues had continual acceffe to the place of Philautus, and no little famiharitie with him, and finding him at conuenient leafure, in thefe fhort termes vnfolded his minde vnto [to] him. Gentleman and friend, the try all I haue had of thy manners cutteth off diuers termes, which to an other I wold haue vfed in the lyke matter. And fithens a long discourfe argueth folly, and delicate words incurre the fufpition of flattery, I am deter- mined to vfe neither of them, knowing either of them to breede offence. Wayinge with my felfe the force of friend fhippe by the effects, I ftudyed euer fince my firft comming to Naples to enter league with fuch a one as might direct my f teps being a f tranger, and refemble my manners being a fcholler, the which two quali- ties as I find in you able to fatiffie my defire, fo I hope I fhall finde a heart in you willinge to accomplifh my requeft. Which if I may obteine, affure your felfe, that Damon to his Pythias, Pilades to his Oreftes, Tytus to his Gyjippus, Thejius to his Pirothus, Scipio to his LceUus, was neuer founde more faithfull, then Euphues will bee to Philautus. Philautus by how much the leffe he looked for this difcourfe, by fo much the more he lyked it, for he fawe all qualities both of body and minde, in Euphues, vnto whom he replyed as followeth. Friend Euphues (for fo your talke warranteth me to term you) EVPHVES 63 I dare neither vfe a long proceffe, neither a louing fpeach, leaft vnwittingly I Ihold caufe you to conuince me of thofe things which you haue already condemned. And verily I am bold to prefume vpon your curtefie, fince you your felf haue vied fo little curiofitie : perfwading my felfe that my fhort anfwere will worke as great an effect in you, as your few words did in me. And feeing we refemble (as you fay) each other in quahties, it cannot be yat the one should differ from the other in curtefie, feeing the fincere affection of the minde cannot be expreffed by the mouth, and that no art can vnfold the entire loue of ye heart, I am earneftly to befeech you not to meafure the firmeneffe of my faith, by ye fewnes of my wordes, but rather thinke that the ouerflowing wanes of good wil, leaue no paffage for many words. But after many embracings and proteftations one to an other, they walked to dinner, wher they wanted neither meat, neither Muficke, neither any other paftime : and hauing banqueted, to digeft their fweete confections, they daunced all that after noone, they vfed not onely one boorde but one bed, one booke (if fo be it they thought not one too many). Their friendfhip augmented euery day, infomuch that the one could not refraine the company of the other one minute, all things went in common betweene them, which all men accompted commendable. Phila[u]tus being a towne borne childe, both for his owne countenaunce, and the great countenaunce which his father had while he lined, crept into credit with Don Ferardo one of the chiefe gouernours of the citie, who although he had a courtly crew of gentlewomen foiourning in his pallaice, yet his daughter, heire to his whole reuenewes ftayned ye beau tie of them al, whofe modeft bafhfulnes caufed the other to looke wanne for enuie, whofe Lilly cheekes dyed with a Vermilion red, made the reft to blufh for fhame. For as the fineft Ruby ftaineth ye coulour of the reft that be in place, or as the Sunne dimmeth the Moone, that fhe cannot be difcerned, fo this gallant girle more faire then fortunate, and yet more fortunate then faithful, eclipfed the beautie of them all, and chaunged their colours. Vnto hir had 64 JOHN LYLY Philautus acceffe, who wan hir by right of loue, and fhould haue worne hir by right of law, had not Euphues by ftraunge deftenie broken the bondes of mariage, and forbidden the banes of Matrimony. It happened that Don Ferardo had occafion to goe to Venice about certeine [of] his owne affaires, leauing his daughter the onely fteward of his houfehold, who fpared not to feaf t Philautus hir friend, with al kinds of deHghts and delycates, referuing only hir honeftie as the chiefe ftay of hir honour. Hir father being gone fhe lent for hir friend to fupper, who came not as hee was accuftomed folitarilye alone, but accompanyed with his friend Euphues. The Gentlewoman whether it were for niceneffe, or for nigardneffe of courtefie, gaue him fuch a colde welcome, that he repented that he was come. Euphues though he knewe himfelfe worthy euerye way to haue a good countenaunce, yet coulde he not perceiue hir willing any way to lende him a friendly looke. Yet leaft he fhould feeme to want geftures, or to be dafhed out of conceipt with hir coy countenaunce, he addreffed him to a Gentlewoman called Liuia, vnto whome he vttered this fpeach. Faire Ladye, if it be the guif e of Italy to welcome f traungers with f trangnes, I muf t needes fay the cuftome is ftrange and the countrey barbarous, if the manner of Ladies to falute Gentlemen with coyneffe, then I am enforced to think the women without [voyde of] courtefie to vfe fuch welcome, and the men paft fhame that will come. But heereafter I will either bring a ftoole on mine arme for an vn- bidden gueft, or a vifard on my face, for a fhameleffe goffippe. Liuia replyed. Sir, our country is ciuile, and our gentlewomen are curteous, but in Naples it is compted a left, at euery word to fay, In faith you are welcome. As fhe was yet talking, fupper was fet on the bord, then Philautus fpake thus vnto Lucilla. Yet Gentle- woman, I was the bolder to bring my fhadow with me, (meaning Euphues) knowing that he should be the better welcome for my fake : vnto whom the Gentlewoman replyed. Sir, as I neuer when I faw you, thought that you came without your fhadow, fo now I cannot lyttle meruaile to fee you fo ouerfhot in bringing a hew fhadow with you. Euphues, though he perceiued hir coy EVPHVES 65 nippe, feemed not to care for it, but taking hir by the hand faid. Faire Lady, feeing the fhade doth [fo] often fhield your beautie from the parching Sunne, I hope you will the better efteeme of the fhadow, and by fo much the leffe it ought to be offenfiue, by how much the leffe it is able to offende you, and by fo much the more you ought to lyke it, by how much the more you vfe to lye in it. Well Gentleman, aunfwered Lucilla, in arguing of the fhadow, we forgoe the fubf taunce : pleaf eth it you therefore to fit downe to fupper. And fo they all fate downe, but Euphues fed of one difh, which [was] euer stoode before him, the beautie of Lucilla. Supper beeing ended, the order was in Naples, that the Gentle- women would defire to heare fome difcourse, either concerning loue, or learning : And although Philautus was requefted, yet he pof ted it ouer to Euphues, whome he knewe moft fit for that pur- pofe : Euphues beeing thus tyed to the f take by their importu- nate intreatie, began as followeth. He that worft may is alway enforced to holde the candell, the weakeft muft ftill to the wall, where none will, the Diuell him- felfe muft beare the croffe. But were it not Gentlewomen, that your luft ftandes for law, I would borrow fo much leaue as to refigne mine office to one of you, whofe experience in loue hath made you learned, and whofe learninge hath made you fo louely : for me to intreat of the one being a nouife, or to difcourfe of the other being a trewant, I may well make you weary, but neuer the wifer, and giue you occafion rather to laugh at my rafhneffe, then to lyke my reafons : Yet I care the leffe to excufe my bold- neffe to you, who were the caufe of my bhndneffe. And fince I am at mine owne choyce, either to talke of loue or of learning, I had rather for this time bee deemed an vnthrift in reiecting profite, then a Stoicke in renouncing pleafure. It hath bene a queftion often difputed, but neuer determined, whether the quaUties of the minde, or the compofition of the man, caufe women moft to lyke, or whether beautie or wit moue men moft to loue. Certes by how much the more the minde is to be preferred before the body, by fo much the more the graces of the one are to be preferred before ye gifts of the other, which if 66 JOHN LYLY it be fo, that the contemplation of the inward qualitie ought to bee refpected, more then the view of the outward beautie, then doubtleffe women either do or fhould loue thofe beft whofe ver- tue is beft, not meafuring the deformed man, with the reformed minde. The foule Toade hath a faire ftone in his head, the fine golde is found in the filthy earth : the fweet kernell lyeth in the hard fhell : vertue is harboured in the heart of him that moft men efteeme mifhapen. Contrariwife, if we refpect more the out- ward fhape, then the inward habit, good God, into how many mifchiefs do wee fall ? into what blindneffe are we ledde ? Doe we not commonly fee that in painted pottes is hidden the deadlyeft poyfon ? that in the greenef t graffe is ye greateft Serpent ? in the cleeref t water the vglyeft Toade ? Doth not experience teach vs, that in the moft curious Sepulcher are enclofed rotten bones ? That the Cypreffe tree beareth a faire leafe, but no f ruite ? That the Eftridge carieth faire feathers, but ranke flefh ? How fran- tick are thofe louers which are caried away with the gaye glifter- ing of the fine face ? The beautie whereoff is parched with the fummers blaze, and chipped with the winters blaft : which is of fo fhort continuance, that it f adeth before one perceiue it fiourif h : of fo fmal profit, that it poyfoneth thofe that poffeffe it : of fo litle value with the wife, that they accompt it a delicate baite with a deadly hooke : a fweet Panther with a deuouring paunch, a fower poyfon in a filuer potte. Heere I could enter into dif- courfe of fuch fine dames as being in loue with their owne lookes, make fuch courfe accompt of their paffionate louers : for com- monly if they be adorned with beautie, they be ftraight laced, and made fo high in the infteppe, that they difdaine them moft that moft defire them. It is a worlde to fee the doating of their louers, and their dealing with them, the reueUng of whofe fubtil traines would caufe me to fhed teares, and you Gentlewomen to fhut your modeft eares. Pardon me Gentlewomen if I vnfolde euery wile and fhew euery wrinkle of womens difpofi- tion. Two things do they caufe their feruants to vow vnto them, fecrecie, and fouereintie : the one to conceale their en- tifing fleights, by the other to affure themfelues of their only feruice. Againe, but hoe there : if I fhoulde haue waded anye EVPHVES 67 further, and fownded the depth of their deceipt, I fhould either haue procured your difpleafure, or incurred the fufpicion of fraud : either armed you to practife the hke fubtiltie, or accufed my felfe of periury. But I meane not to offend your chaft mindes, with the rehearfal of their vnchaft manners : whofe eares I perceiue to glow, and hearts to be grieued at that which I haue alredy vttered : not that amongf t you there be any fuch, but that in your fexe ther fhould be any fuch. Let not Gentlewomen therefore make to[o] much of their painted fheath, let them not be fo curious in their owne conceit, or fo currifh to their loyal louers. When the black Crowes foote fhall appeare in their eye, or the blacke Oxe treade on their foote, when their beautie fhall be lyke the blafted Rofe, their wealth wafted, their bodies worne, their faces wrinkled, their fingers crooked, who wil hke of them in their age, who loued none in their youth ? If you will be cherifhed when you be olde, be courteous while you be young : if you looke for comfort in your hoarie haires, be not coye when you haue your golden lockes : if you would be imbraced in ye wayning of your brauerie, be not fqueymifh in the waxing of your beautie : if you defire to be kept lyke the Rofes when they haue loft their coulour, fmel fweete as the Rofe doth in the budde : if you woulde bee tafted for olde Wine, bee in the mouth a pleaf- aunt Grape : fo fhall you be cherifhed for your courtefie, com- forted for your honeftie, embraced for your amitie, fo fhall you [ye] be preferued with the fweete Rofe, and dronke with the pleafant wine. Thus farre I am bolde gentlewomen, to counfel those that be coy, that they weaue not the web of their owne woe, nor spinne the threede of their own thraldome, by their own ouerthwartnes. And feeing we are euen in the bowells of loue, it fhal not be amiffe, to examine whether man or woman be foon- eft allured, whether be moft conftant the male or the female. And in this poynte I meane not to be mine owne earner, leaft I fhould feeme either to picke a thanke with men, or a quarel with women. If therefore it might ftand with your pleafure (Miftres Lucilla) to giue your cenfure, I would take the contrarie : for fure I am though your iudgement be found, yet affection will fhadow it. Lucilla feeing his pretence, thought to take aduauntage of his 68 JOHN LYLY large profer, vnto whom fhe faide. Gentleman in my opinion, women are to be wonne with euery wind, in whofe fexe ther is neither force to withftand the affaults of loue, neither conftancy to remaine faithfull. And bicaufe your difcourfe hath hetherto bred delight, I am loth to hinder you in the fequele of your deuifes. Euphues, perceiuing himfelfe to be taken napping, aunfwered as followeth. Mif tres Lucilla, if you fpeake as you thinke, thef e gentlewomen prefent haue little caufe to thanke you, if you cause me to com- mend women, my tale will be accompted a meere trifle, and your wordes the plaine truth : Yet knowing promife to be debt, I will paye it with performance. And I woulde the Gentlemen heere prefent were as ready to credit my proofe, as the gentlewomen are wilUng to heare their own prayfes, or I as able to ouercome, as Miftres Lucilla would be content to be ouerthrowne, howe fo euer the matter fhall fall out, I am of the furer fide : for if my reafons be weake, then is our fexe ftrong : if forcible, then [is] your iudgement feeble : if I finde truth on my fide, I hope I fhall for my wages win the good will of women : if I want proofe, then gentlewomen of neceffitie you muft yeeld to men. But to the matter. Touching the yeelding to loue, albeit their heartes feeme tender, yet they harden them lyke the f tone of Sicilia, the which the more it is beaten the harder it is : for being framed as it were of the perfection of men, they be free from all fuch cogitations as may any way prouoke them to vncleaneneffe, infomuch as they abhorre the light loue of youth, which is grounded vppon luft, and diffolued, vpon euery Hght occafion. When they fee the folly of men turne to fury, their delyght to doting, their affection to f rencie, when they fee them as it were pine in plea- fure, and to wax pale through their own peeuifhnes, their futes, their feruice, their letters, their labours, their loues, their hues, feeme to them fo odyous, that they harden their hearts againft fuch concupyfence, to the ende they might conuert them from rafhneffe to reafon : from fuch lewde difpofition, to honeft difcretion. Heereoff it commeth that men accufe woemen of cruelty, bicause they themfelues want ciuility : they accompt them full of wyles, in not yeelding to their wickednes : faithleffe EVPHVES 69 for refifting their filthynes. But I had almoft forgot my felfe, you fhal pardon me Miftres Lucilla for this time, if this [thus] abruptlye, I finifh my difcourfe : it is neither for want of good wil, or lack of proofe, but yat I feele in my felf fuch alteration, yat I can scarcely vtter one worde. Ah Euphues, Euphues. The gentlewomen were ftrooke into fuch a quandary with this fodeine chaunge, that they all chaunged coulour. But Euphues taking Philautus by the hande, and giuing the gentlewomen thankes for their patience and his repaft, bad them al farewell, and went immediately to his chamber. But Lucilla who nowe began to frye in the flames of loue, all the companye being departed to their lodgings, entered into thefe termes and con- trarieties. Ah wretched wench Lucilla, how art thou perplexed ? what a doubtful! fight doft thou feele betwixt [betweene] faith and fancy ? hope and feare ? confcience and concupifcence ? O my Euphues, lyttle doft thou knowe the fodeyn forrowe that I fufteine for thy fweete fake: Whofe wyt hath bewitched me, whofe rare qualyties haue depryued me of myne olde qualytie, mof t curteous behauiour without curiofitie, whofe comely feature, wythout fault, whofe filed fpeach without fraud, hath wrapped me in this miffortune. And canft thou Lucilla be fo light of loue in for- f aking Philautus to flye to Euphues ? canft thou prefer a f traunger before thy countryman ? a ftarter before thy companion ? Why, Euphues doth perhappes [perhappes doeth] defire my loue, but Philautus hath deferued it. Why, Euphues feature is worthy as good as I, but Philautus his faith is worthy a better. I, but the latter loue is moft feruent, I, but ye firft ought to be moft faythfuU. I, but Euphues hath greater perfection, I, but Philautus hath deeper aft'ection. She hauing thus difcourfed with hir felfe, hir owne miferies, caft hir felfe on the bedde and there lette hir lye, and retourne we to Euphues, who was fo caught in thje ginne of folly, that he neither could comfort himfelfe, nor durft afke counfaile of his friend, fufpecting that which in deede was true, that Philautus was corriual with him and cooke-mate with Lucilla. Amiddeft 70 JOHN LYLY therefore thefe his extremities, betweene hope and feare, he vttered thefe or the lyke fpeaches. What is he Euphues, that knowing thy witte, and feeing thy folly, but will rather punifh thy leaudneffe, then pittie thy heauineffe ? Was ther euer any fo fickle fo foone to be allured ? any euer [euer anie] fo faithleffe to deceiue his friend ? euer any fo foolifh to bathe himfelfe in his owne mif fortune ? Too true it is, that as the fea Crab fwimmeth alwayes againf t the ftreame, fo wit alwayes ftriueth againft wifedome : And as the Bee is oftentimes hurt with hir owne Honny, fo is witte not feldome plagued with his owne conceipt. ******* Shall I not then hazarde my life to obteine my loue ? and de- ceiue Philautus to receiue Lucilla? Yes Euphues, where loue beareth fway, f riendf hip can haue no fhewe : As Philautus brought me for his fhadowe the laft fupper, fo will I vfe him for my fhadow till I haue gained his Saint. And canft thou wretch be f alf e to him that is faithful to thee ? Shall his curtefie bee cauf e of thy crueltie ? Wilt thou violate the league of fayth, to enherite the lande of folly ? Shall affection be of more force then friend- fhip, loue then lawe, luft then loyaltie ? Knowef t thou not that he that lofeth his honeftie, hath nothing els to loofe. ******* Euphues hauing thus talked with himfelfe, Philautus entered the chamber, and finding him fo worne and wafted with con- tinuall mourning, neither ioying in hys meate, nor reioycing in his friend, with watry eyes vttered this f peach. Friend and fellow, as I am not ignoraunt of thy prefent weake- nes, fo I am not priuie of the caufe : and although I fufpect many things, yet can I affure my felf of no one thing. Therfore my good Euphues, for thefe doubts and dumpes of mine, either remoue the caufe, or reueale it. Thou haft hetherto founde me a cheerefull companion in thy myrth, and nowe fhalt thou finde me as carefuU with thee in thy moane. If altogether thou maift not be cured, yet maift thou bee comforted. If ther be any thing yat either by my friends may be procured, or by my EVPHVES 71 life attained, that may either heale thee in part, or helpe thee in all, I proteft to thee by the name of a friend, that it fhall rather be gotten with the lof fe of my body, then loft by getting a king- dome. Euphues hearing this comfort and friendly counfaile, diffembled his forrowing heart with a fmiling face, aunfwering him forthwith as followeth. So it is Philautus (for why fhould I conceale it from thee, of whome I am to take counfayle) that fince my laft and firft being with thee at the houfe of Ferardo, I haue felt fuch a furious batt- ayle in mine owne body, as if it be not fpeedely repreffed by polhcie, it wil cary my minde (the graund captaine in this fight) into endleffe captiuitie. Ah Liuia, Liuia, thy courtly grace with out coyneffe, thy blazing beautie without blemifh, thy curteous demeanor without curiofitie, thy fweet fpeech fauoured with witte, thy comely mirth tempered with modeftie ? thy chaft lookes, yet louely : thy fharp taunts, yet pleafaunt : haue giuen me fuch a checke, that fure I am at the next viewe of thy vertues, I fhall take thee mate. If therefore Philautus, thou canft fet but this fether to mine arrow, thou fhalt fee me fhoote fo neere, that thou wilt accompt me for a cunning Archer. And verily if I had not loued thee well, I would haue fwallowed mine own forrow in filence, knowing yat in loue nothing is fo daunger- ous as to perticipate the meanes thereoff to an other, and that two may keepe counfaile if one be away, I am therefore enforced perforce, to challenge that curtefie at thy hands, which earft thou didftpromifewith thy heart, the performaunce whereoff fhall binde me to Philautus, and prooue thee faithfull to Euphues. Philautus thinking al to be gold that gUftered, and all to be Gofpell that Euphues vttered, anfwered his forged gloafe with this friendly cloafe. In that thou haft made me priuie to thy purpofe, I will not conceale my practife : in yat thou craueft my aide, affure thy felfe I will be the finger next thy thombe : infomuch as thou fhalt neuer repent thee of ye one or the other, for perfwade thy felfe that thou fhalt finde Philautus during Hfe ready to comfort thee in thy miffortunes, and fuccour thee in thy neceffitie. Concerning Liuia, though fhe be faire, yet is fhe not fo amiable as my Lucilla, whofe feruaunt I haue bene the terme of three 72 JOHN LYLY yeres : but leaf t comparifons fhould feeme odious, chiefely where both the parties be without comparifon, I will omitte that, and feing that we had both rather be talking with them, then tatling of them, we will immediately goe to them. And truly Euphues, I am not a lyttle glad, that I fhall haue thee not only a comfort in my life, but alfo a companion in my loue : As thou haft ben wife in thy choice, fo I hope thou fhalt be fortunate in thy chaunce. Liuia is a wench of more wit then beautie, Lucilla of more beautie then wit, both of more honeftie then honour, and yet both of fuch honour, as in all Naples there is not one in birth to be compared with any of them both. How much therefore haue wee to reioyce in our choice. Touching our acceffe, be thou fecure, I will flappe Ferardo in the mouth with fome conceipt, and hi his olde head fo full of new fables, that thou fhalt rather be earneftly entreated to repaire to his houfe, then euill entreated to leaue it. As olde men are very fufpicious to miftruft euery thing, fo are they verye credulous to beleeue any thing : the blynde man doth eate manye a Flye, yea but fayd Euphues, take heede my Philautus, that thou thy felf fwallow not a Gudgen, which word Philautus did not mark, vntil he had almoft digefted it. But faid Euphues, let vs go deuoutly to ye fhrine of our Saints, there to offer our deuotion, for my books teach me, that fuch a wound muft be healed wher it was firf t hurt, and for this dif eaf e we will vf e a common remedie, but yet comfortable. The eye that bhnded thee, fhall make thee fee, the Scorpion that ftung thee fhall heale thee, a fharpe fore hath a fhort cure, let vs goe : to the which Euphues conf ented willyngly, fmiHng to himf elf e to fee how he had brought Philautus, into a fooles Paradife. Heere you may fee Gentlemen, the falfehood in fellowfhip, the fraude in friendfhippe, the paynted fheath with the leaden dagger, the faire wordes that make fooles faine : but I will not trouble you with fuperfluous addition, vnto whom I feare mee I haue bene tedious with the bare difcourfe of this rude hiftorie. Philautus and Euphues repaired to the houfe of Ferardo, where they founde Mif tres Lucilla and Liuia, accompanied with other Gentlewomen, neyther beeing idle, nor well imployed, but playing at cardes. But when Lucilla beheld Euphues, fhe coulde EVPHVES 73 fcarcely conteine hir felfe from embracing him, had not womanly fhamefaftnes and Philautus his prefence, ftayed hir wifedome. Euphues on the other fide was fallen into fuch a traunce, that he had not ye power either to fuccor himfelfe, or falute the gentlewomen. At the lalt Lucilla, began as one that belt might be bolde, on this manner. Gentlemen, although your long abfence gaue mee occafion to think that you diflyked your late enterteinment, yet your comming at the laft hath cut off my former fufpition : And by fo much the more you are welcome, by how much the more you were wifhed for. But you Gentleman (taking Euphues by the hande) were the rather wifhed for, for that your difcourfe being left vnperfect, caufed vs all to longe (as woemen are wont for thinges that lyke them) to haue an ende thereoff . Unto whome Philautus reply ed as followeth. Miftres Lucilla, though your curtefie made vs nothing to doubt of our welcome, yet modeftye caufed vs to pinch curtefie, who fhould firft come : as for my friende, I thinke hee was neuer wyfhed for heere fo earneftly of any as of himfelfe, whether it myght be to renewe his talke, or to recant his fayings, I cannot tell. Euphues takynge the tale out of Philautus mouth, aunfwered : Miftres Lucilla, to recant verities were herefie, and renewe the prayfes of woemen flattery : the onely caufe I wyfhed my felfe heere, was to giue thankes for fo good enter- tainment the which I could no wayes deferue, and to breede a greater acquaintaunce if it might be to make amendes. But whileft he was yet fpeakinge, Ferardo entered, whome they all duetifully welcommed home, who rounding Philautus in the eare, defired hym to accompanye hym immediatlye with- out farther paufinge, protefting it fhoulde bee as well for his preferment as for his owne profite. Philautus confentinge, Ferardo fayde vnto hys daughter. Lucilla, the vrgent aff[a]yres I haue in hande, wyll fcarce fuffer mee to tarrye with you one houre, yet my returne I hope will bee fo fhort, that my abfence fhall not breede thy forrowe : in the meane feafon I commit all things into thy cuf tody, wifhing thee to vfe thy accuftomable curtefie. And feeing I muft take Philautus with mee, I will bee fo bolde to craue you Gentleman 74 JOHN LYLY (his friende) to fupply his roome, defiring you to take this haltye warning for a hartye welcome, and fo to fpend this time of mine abfence in honeft myrth. And thus I leaue you. Philautus knewe well the caufe of thys fodeyne departure, which was to redeeme certeine landes that were morgaged in his Fathers time, to the vfe of Ferardo, who on that condition had before time promifed him his daughter in mariage. But returne we to Euphues. Euphues was furprifed with fuch increadible ioye at this ftraunge euent, that he had almoft founded, for feeing his coriuall to be departed, and Ferardo to giue him fo friendly en tertaynment, doubted not in time to get the good wil of Lucilla: Whom find- ing in place conuenient without company, with a bold courage and comely gefture, he began to affay hir in this fort. Gentlewoman, my acquaintaunce beeing fo little, I am afrayd my credite wyll be leffe, for that they commonly are fooneft beleeued, that are beft beloued, and they lyked beft whom we haue knowen longeft, neuertheleffe the noble minde fufpecteth no guyle without cause, neither condemneth any wight without proofe : hauing therefore notife of your heroycall heart, I am the better perfwaded of my good hap. So it is Lucilla, that comming to Naples but to fetch fire, as the by[e] word is, not to make my place of abode, I haue founde fuch flames that I can neither quench them with ye water of free will, neither coole them with wisdome. It is your beautie (pardon my abrupte boldneffe) Lady, that hath taken euery parte of me prifoner, and brought mee vnto this deepe diftreffe, but feeing women when one prayfeth them for their deferts, deeme that he fiattereth them to obteine his defire, I am heere prefent to yeeld myfelfe to fuch tryal, as your courtefie in this behalfe fhal require. Thus not blinded by light affection, but dazeled with your rare perfection, and boldened by your exceeding courtefie : I haue vnfolded mine entire loue, defiring you hauing fo good leafure, to giue fo friendlye an aunfwere, as I may receiue comforte, and you commendacion. Lucilla, although fhe were contented to heare this defired difcourfe, yet did fhee feeme to bee fomewhat difpleafed. And truely I know not whether it be peculiar to that fexe to EVPHVES 75 diffemble with thofe whom they molt defire, or whether by craft they haue learned outwardly to loath that, which inwardly they moft loue : yet wifely did fhe caft this in hir head, that if fhe fhould yeelde at the firf t affault, he would thinke hir a light hufwife : if fhe fhould reiect him fcornfully a very haggard : minding therefore that he fhoulde neither take holde of hir promife, neither vnkindeneffe of hir precifeneffe, fhe fed him indifferently, with hope and difpaire, reafon and affection, life and death. Yet in the ende arguing wittily vpon certeine queftions, they fel to fuch agreement, as poore Philautus would not haue agreed vnto if he had ben prefent, yet alwayes keeping the [her] body vndefiled. And thus fhe replyed : I woulde not Euphues that thou fhouldeft condemne me of rigour, in that I feeke to affwage thy folly by reafon : but take this by the way, that although as yet I am difpofed to lyke of none, yet when- foeuer I fhall loue any, I wil not forget thee : in the meane feafon accompt me thy friend, for thy foe I will neuer be. Euphues was brought into a great quandary, and as it were a colde fhiuering, to heare this newe kinde of kindneffe : fuch fweete meate, fuch fowre fauce : fuch fayre wordes, fuch fainte promifes : fuch hot loue, fuch colde defire : fuch certeine hope, fuch fodeine chaunge : and ftoode lyke one that had looked on Medujaes heade, and fo had beene tourned into a ftone. Lucilla feeing him in this pitiful plight, and fearing he would take ftand if the lure were not caft out, toke him by the hand, and wringing him foftly, with a fmiling countenaunce began thus to comfort him. Me thinks Euphues chaunging f o your colour, vpon the fodeine, you wil foone chaunge your coppie : is your minde on your meate ? a penny for your thought. Miftres (quoth he) if you would by al my thoughts at that price? I fhould neuer be wearye of thinking, but feeing it is too [fo] deere, reade it and take it for nothing. It feemes to me (faid fhe) that you are in fome brown ftudy, what coulours you might beft weare for your Lady. In deede Lucilla you leuel fhrewdly at my thought, by the ayme of your owne imagination, for you haue giuen vnto me a true loue[r]s knot wrought of chaungeable Silke, and you deeme 76 JOHN LYLY that I am deuifing how I might haue my coulours chaungeable alfo, that they might agree : But lette this with fuch toyes and deuifes paffe, if it pleafe you to commaunde me anye feruice I am heere ready to attend your [pjlealure. No feruice Euphues, but that you keepe filence, vntil I haue vttered my minde : and fecrecie when I haue vnfolded my meaning. If I fhould offende in the one I were too bolde, if in the other too beaftly. Well then Euphues (fayd fhee) fo it is, that for the hope that I conceiue of thy loyaltie, and the happie fucceffe that is like to enfue of this our loue, I am content to yeelde thee the place in my heart which thou defireft and deferueft aboue all other, which confent in me if it may any wayes breede thy contentation, fure I am that it will euery way worke my comfort. But as either thou tendereft mine honour or thine owne fafetie, vfe fuch fecrecie in this matter, that my father haue no inckling heereoff, before I haue framed his minde fit for our purpofe. And though women haue fmall force to ouercome men by reafon, yet haue they good fortune to vndermine them by polhcie. No no, Euphues, thou onely haft wonne me by loue, and fhalt onely weare me by law : I force not Philautus his fury, f o I may haue Euphues his" friendfhip : neither wil I prefer his poffeffions before thy perfon, neither efteme better of his lands, then of thy loue. Ferardo fhal fooner difherite me of my patrimony, then dif honour me in breaking my promife ? It is not his great mannors, but thy good manners, that fhal make my mariage. In token of which my fincere affection, I giue thee my hande in pawne, and my heart for euer to be thy Lucilla. Vnto whom Euphues aunfwered in this manner. If my tongue were able to vtter the ioyes that my heart hath conceiued, I feare me though I be well beloued, yet I fhould hardly be beleeued. Ah my Lucilla, how much am I bound to thee, which preferreft mine vnworthineffe, before thy Fathers wrath : my happineffe, before thine owne miffortune : my loue, before thine owne life ? Commaund Euphues to runne, to ride, to vndertake any exployt be it neuer fo daungerous, to hazard himfelfe in any enterprife, be it neuer fo defperate. EVPHVES 77 And thus being fupper time they all fate downe, Lucilla well pleafed, no man better content then Euphues, who after his repaf t hauing no opportunitie to confer with his louer, had fmall luft to continue with the gentlewomen any longer, he coyned an excufe to haften his departure, promifing the next morning to trouble them againe as a guef t more bold then welcome, although in deede he thought himfelfe to be the better welcome, in faying that he would come. But as Ferardo went in poft, fo hee retourned in haft hauing concluded with Philautus, that the mariage fhould immediatly be confummated, which wrought fuch a content in Philautus, that he was almoft in an extafie through the extremitie of his paffions. Hee vrged therefore Ferardo to breake with his Daughter, who beeing willyng to haue the matche made, was content incontinentlye to procure the meanes : finding therefore his daughter at leafure, and hauing knowledge of hir former loue, ■fpake to hir as followeth. Deere daughter as thou haft long time liued a maiden, fo now thou muft learne to be a Mother, and as I haue bene careful! to bring thee vp a Virgin, fo am I now defirous to make thee a Wife. Neither ought I in this matter to vfe any perfwafions, for that maidens commonly now a dayes are no fooner borne, but they beginne to bride it : neither to offer any great portions, for that thou knoweft thou fhalt enherite al my poffeffions. Mine onely care hath bene hetherto, to match thee with fuch an one, as fhoulde be of good wealth, able to mainteine thee : of . great worfhip, able to compare with thee in birth : of honef t conditions, to deferue thy loue : and an Italian borne to enioy my landes. At the laft I haue found one aunfwerable to my defire, a Gentleman of great reuenewes, of a noble progenie, of honeft behauiour, of comly perfonage, borne and brought vp in Naples, Philautus (thy friend as I geffe) thy husband Lucilla if thou lyke it, neither canft thou diflike him, who wanteth noth- ing that fhould caufe thy liking, neither hath any thing that fhould breede thy loathing. And furely I reioyce the more that thou fhalt bee linked to him in mariage, whom thou haft loued, as I heare beeing a 78 JOHN LYLY maiden, neither can there any iarres kindle betweene them, wher the mindes be fo vnited, neither any iealoufie arife, where louc hath fo long bene fetled. Therefore Lucilla, to the ende the defire of either of you may now be accomplyfhed to the delyght of you both, I am heere come to finifhe the contract by gluing handes, which you haue already begunne betweene your felues by ioyning of hearts, that as GOD doth witneffe the one in your confciences, fo the world may teftifie the other, by your con- uerfations, and therefore Lucilla, make fuch aunfwere to my requeft, as may lyke me and fatiffie thy friende. Lucilla abafhed with this fodaine fpeach of hir father, yet boldened by the loue of hir friend, with a comly bafhfulneffe, aunfwered him in this manner. Reuerend fir, the fweeteneffe that I haue found in the vndefyled eftate of virginitie, caufeth me to loath the fower fauce which is myxed with matrimony, and the quiet life which I haue tryed being a mayden, maketh me to fhun the cares that are alwayes incident to a mother, neither am I fo wedded to the world that I fhould be moued with great poffeffions. My duetie therefore euer referued, I here on my knees for- fweare PhiLautus for my husband, although I accept him for my friend, and feeing I fhal hardly be induced euer to match with any, I befech you if by your fatherly loue I fhall be compelled, that I may match with fuch a one as both I may loue and you may lyke. Ferardo being a graue and wife Gentleman, although he were throughly angry, yet he diffembled his fury, to the ende he might by craft difcouer hir fancy, and whifpering Philautus in the eare (who ftoode as though he had a flea in his eare) defired him to kepe filence, vntil he had vndermined hir by fubtiltie, which Philautus hauing graunted, Ferardo began to fift his daughter with this deuice. Lucilla, thy coulour fheweth thee to bee in a great choler, and thy hotte wordes bewray thy heauy wrath, but be patient, f eing al my talke was onely to trye thee : I am neither fo vnnaturall to wreaft thee againft thine owne wil, neither fo malytious to wedde thee to any againft thine own lyking : for well I know what iarres, what ieloufie, what ftrife, what ftormes enfue, where the match is made rather by the compulfion of the EVPHVES 79 parents, then by the conlent of the parties : neither doe I hke thee the leffe in that thou lykeft Philautus fo Kttle, neither can Philautus loue thee ye worfe in that thou loueft thy felfe fo well, wifhing rather to ftande to thy chaunce, then to the choyce of any other. But this grieueth me moft, that thou art almoft vowed to the vayne order of the veftal virgins. Thou knoweft that the talleft Afh is cut down for fuell, bicaufe it beareth no good fruite : that the Cow that giues no milke, is brought to the flaughter : that the Drone that gathereth no Honny is con- temned : that the woman that maketh hir felfe barren by not marrying, is accompted amonge the Grecian Ladyes worfe then a carryon, as Homer reporteth. Therefore Lucilla, if thou haue any care to be a comfort to my hoary haires, or a commoditie to thy common weale, frame thy felf to that honourable ef tate of Matrimony, which was fanctified in Paradife, allovv^ed of the Patriarches, hallowed of the olde Prophets, and commended of al perfons. If thou lyke any, be not afhamed to tell it me, which onely am to exhort thee, yea and as much as in me lyeth to commaunde thee, to loue one. Lucilla perceiuing the drift of the olde Foxe hir father, waied with hir felf what was the beft to be done, at the laft not waying .hir fathers ill will, but encouraged by loue, fhaped him an aun- fwere which pleafed Ferardo but a lyttle, and pinched Philautus on the perfons fyde, on this manner. Deere Father Ferardo, although I fee the bayte you laye to catch mee, yet I am content to fwallowe the hooke, neither are you more defirous to take mee napping, then I willing to confeffe my meaning. So it is that loue hath as well inuegled me as others, which make it as ftraunge as I. Neither doe I loue him fo meanely that I fhould be afhamed of his name, neither is his perfonage fo meane that I fhoulde loue him fhamefully : It is Euphues that lately a[r]riued here at Naples, that hath battered the bulwark of my breft, and fhal fhortly enter as conquerour into my bofome. And I hope Philautus will not be my foe, feeing I haue chofen his deere friend, neither you Father be difpleafed, in that Philautus is difplaced. Ferardo interrupting hir in the middle of hir difcourfe, although he were moued with inward grudge, yet he wifely repreffed his 8o JOHN LYLY anger, knowing that fharp words would but fharpen hir froward will, and thus aunfwered hir briefely. Lucilla, as I am not prefently to graunt my good wil, fo meane I not to reprehend thy choyce, yet wifedome willeth me to pawfe, vntill I haue called what may happen to my remem- braunce, and warneth thee to be circumfpect, leaft thy ralh conceipt bring a fharpe repentaunce. As for you Philautus, I would not haue you difpayre, feeing a woman doth oftentimes chaunge hir defyre. Vnto whome Philautus in few words made aunfwere. Certeinely Ferardo I take the leffe griefe, in that I fee hir fo greedy after Euphues, and by fo much the more I am content to leaue my fute, by how much the more fhe feemeth to difdaine my feruice : but as for hope, bicaufe I would not by any meanes tafte one dramme thereoff, I wil abiure all places of hir abode, and loath hir company, whofe countenaunce I haue fo much loued : as for Euphues, and there ftaying his f peach, he fiang out of the dores and repairing to his lodging, vttered thefe words. Ah moft diffembhng wretch Euphues, O counterfayte com- panion, couideft thou vnder the fhewe of a ftedfaft friende cloake the mallice of a mortall foe ? vnder the coulour of fim- plicitie, fhrowd the Image of deceipt ? Is thy Liuia, tourned to my Lucilla? thy loue, to my louer : thy deuotion to my Saint ? Is this the curtefie of Athens, the cauiUing of fchoUers, the crafte of Grecians? But why rather exclaime I not againft Lucilla whofe wanton lookes caufed Euphues to violate his pHghted faith ? Ah wretched wench, canft thou be fo lyght of loue, as to chaunge with euery winde ? fo vnconf tant as to prefer a new louer before thine [an] olde friend ? Haue I ferued thee three yeares faithfully, and am I ferued fo vnkindely ? fhall the fruite of my defire be tourned to difdaine ? But vnleffe Euphues had inueigled thee, thou hadf t yet bene conftant : yea, but if Euphues had not feene thee willyng to be wonne, he woulde neuer haue wo[o]ed thee : But had not Euphues entifed thee with faire wordes, thou wouldft neuer haue loued him : but hadft thou not giuen him faire lookes, he would neuer haue liked thee : I, but Euphues gauc the onfet : I, but Lucilla gaue the occafion : I, EVPHVES 8i but Euphues firft brake his minde : I, but Lucilla firft bewrayed hir meaning. Tufh why goe I about to excufe any of them, feeing I haue iuft caufe to accufe them both. Neither ought I to difpute which of them hath proferred me the greatef t villany, f ith that either of them hath committed periury. Yet although they haue found me dull in perceiuing their falfehood, they fhall not finde me flacke in reuenging their folly. As for Lucilla, feing I meane altogether to forget hir, I meane alio to forgiue hir, leaf t in feeking meanes to be reuenged, mine olde defire be renewed. Philautus hauing thus difcourfed with himfelfe, began to write to Euphues as followeth. Although hetherto Euphues, I haue fhrined thee in my heart for a truftie friende, I will fhunne thee heereafter as a tro thief fe foe, and although I cannot fee in thee leffe wit then I was wont, yet doe I finde leffe honeftie. But thou haft not much to boaft off, for as thou haft won a fickle Lady, fo haft thou loft a faithful friend. How canft thou be fecure of hir conftancie, when thou haft had fuch tryall of hir lyghtneffe ? How canft thou affure thy felfe that fhe will bee faithfull to thee, which hath bene faithleffe to me? Ah Euphues, let not my credulitie be an occafion heereafter for thee to practife the lyke crueltie. Remember this that yet there hath neuer bene any faythleffe to his friende, that hath not alfo bene fruiteleffe to his God. But I way the treacherie the leffe, in that it commeth from a Grecian, in whome is not trouth. Though I be to weake to wraftle for a reuenge, yet God who permitteth no guile to be guiltleffe, will fhortly requite this iniury : though Philautus haue no pollicie to vndermine thee, yet thine owne practifes will be fufificient to ouerthrow thee. I will pray that thou maift be mefured vnto with the lyke meafure that thou haft meaten vnto others : that [is,] as thou haft thought it no confcience to betray mee, fo otheres may deeme it no difhoneftie to deceiue thee : that as Lucilla made it a hght matter to forfweare hir olde friend Philautus, fo fhe may make it a mocke to forfake hir new pheere Euphues. Which if it come to paffe, as it is lyke by my compaffe, then fhalt thou fee the troubles and feele the torments which thou haft already throwne into the heartes and eyes of others. 82 JOHN LYLY Thus hoping fhortly to fee thee as hopeleffe, as my felfe is haples, I wifh my wifh, were as affectually ended, as it is hartely looked for. And fo I leaue thee. Thine once Philautus. Philautus difpatching a meffenger with this letter fpeadely to Euphues, went into the fields to walk ther, either to digeft his choler, or chew vpon his melancholy. But Euphues hauing reade the contents, was well content, fetting his talke at naught, and anfwering his taunts in thefe gibing termes. I REMEMBER PhUautus how valyantly Aiax boafted in the feates of armes, yet Vlyffes bare away the armour : and it may be that though thou crake of thine owne courage, thou maift eafily lofe the conqueft. The friendfhip betweene man and man as it is common fo is it of courfe : betweene man and woman, as it is feldome fo is it fincere, the one proceedeth of the fimilitude of manners, the other of ye fincerity of the heart : if thou haddeft learned the firft point [part] of banking, thou wouldft haue learned to haue held faft, or the firft noat of Defcant, thou wouldeft, haue kept thy Sol. Fa. to thy felfe. But thou canft blame me no more of folly in leaning thee to loue Lucilla, then thou maist reproue him of foolifhneffe that hauing a Sparrow in his hande letteth hir goe to catch the Pheaf- ant. I am of this minde, that both might and mallice, deceyte and trecherye, all periurye, any impietie may lawfully be com- mitted in loue, which is lawleffe. Tufh Philautus fet thy heart at reft, for thy happe willeth thee to giue ouer all hope both of my friendfhip, and hir loue : as for reuenge thou art not fo able to lende a blow as I to ward it : neither more venterous to challenge the combatte, then I vaHant to aunfwere the quarrell. As Lucilla was caught by fraude, fo fhal fhe be kept by force : and as thou waft too fimple to efpie my crafte, fo I thinke thou wilt be too weake to withftande my courage : but if thy reuenge ftande onely vpon thy wifh, thou fhalt neuer hue to fee my woe, or to haue thy wil, and fo farewell. Euphues. EVPHVES 83 This letter being difpatched, Euphiies fent it, and Philautus read it, who difdayning thofe proud termes, difdayned alio to aunfwere them, being readie to ryde with Ferardo. Euphues hauing for a fpace ablented himfelfe from the houfe of Ferardo, bicaufe he was at home, longed fore to fee Lucilla, which nowe opportunitie offered vnto him, Ferardo being gon again to Venice with Philautus, but in this his abfence, one Curio a Gentleman of Naples of httle wealth and leffe wit, haunted Lucilla hir company, and fo enchaunted hir, that Euphues was alfo caft off with Philautus, which thing being vnknown to Euphues, caufed him the fooner to make his repayre to the prefence of his Lady, whome he finding in hir mufes, began pleafantly to falute in this manner. Mif treffe Lucilla, although my long abfence might breede your iuft anger, (for that louers defire nothing fo much as often meet- ing) yet I hope my prefence will diffolue your choler (for yat louers are foone pleafed when of their wifhes they be fully poffeffed). My abfence is the rather to be excufed in yat your father hath bene alwayes at home, whofe frownes feemed to threaten my ill fortune, and my prefence at this prefent the better to be accepted, in that I haue made fuch fpeedy repaire to your prefence. Vnto whom Lucilla aunfwered with this glyeke. Truely Euphues you haue mift the cufhion, for I was neither angry with your long abfence, neither am I well pleafed at your prefence, the one gaue mee rather a good hope heereafter neuer to fee you, ye other giueth me a greater occafion to abhorre you. Euphues being nipped on the head, with a pale countenaunce as though his foule had forfaken his body, replyed as followeth. If this fodaine chaunge Lucilla, proceed of any defert of mine, I am heere not only to aunfwere the fact, but alfo to make amends for my fault : if of any new motion or minde to forf ake your new friend, I am rather to lament your inconftancie then reuenge it : but I hope that fuch hot loue cannot be fo foone colde, neither fuch fure faith be rewarded with fo fodeine forgetfulneffe. Lucilla not afhamed to confeffe hir folly, aunfwered him with this frumpe. Sir, whether your deferts or my defire haue wrought this 84 JOHN LYLY chaunge, it will boote you lyttle to know, neither do I craue amends, neither feare reuenge : as for feruent loue, you know there is no fire fo hotte but it is quenched with water, neither affection fo ftrong but is weakened with reafon, let this fufhce thee, that thou knowe I care not for thee. Then I perceiue Lucilla (faid he) that I was made thy ftale, and Philautus thy laughing f tocke : whofe friendfhip (I muf t confeffe in deede), I haue refufed to obteine thy fauour : and fithens an other hath won that we both haue loft, I am content for my parte, neither ought I to be grieued feeing thou art fickle. Certes Euphues (faid Lucilla) you fpend your wind in waft, for your welcome is but fmall, and your cheere is Hke to be leffe, fancie giueth no refon of his [her] change neither will be controlled for any choice : this is therefore to warn you, that from henceforth you neither folicite this fute, neither offer any way your feruice. Well Lucilla (aunfwered Euphues) this cafe breedeth my forrow the more, in that it is fo fodeine, and by fo much the more I lament it, by how much ye leffe I looked for it. Euphues (quoth fhee) you make a long Harueft for a lyttle corne, and angle for the fifh that is alreadie caught. Curio, yea, Curio is he that hath my loue at his pleafure, and fhall alfo haue my life at his commaundement. If Curio be the perfon, [said he] I would neither wifh thee a greater plague, nor him a deadlyer poyfon. I for my part thinke him worthy of thee, and thou vnworthie of him, for al- though he be in body deformed, in minde foolilh, an innocent borne, a begger by miffortune, yet doth he deferve a better then thy felfe, whofe corrupte manners haue ftained thy heauenly hue, whofe lyght behauior hath dimmed the lights of thy beautie, whofe vnconftant minde hath betrayed the innocencie of fo many a Gentleman. Therefore farewell Lucilla, the moft inconftant that euer was nurfed in Naples, farewel Naples the moft curfed towne in all Italy, and women all farewell. Euphues hauing thus giuen hir his laft farewell, yet being folytary, began a frefh to recount his forrow on this manner. EVPHVES 85 A foolifh Euphues, why diddeft thou leaue Athens, the nurfe of wifdome, to inhabite Naples the nourilher of wantonneffe ? Had it not beene better for thee to haue eaten fait with the Philofophers in Greece, then fugar with the courtiers of Italy? But behold the courfe of youth, which alwayes enclyneth to pleafure, I forfooke mine olde companions to fearch for new friendes, I reiected the graue and fatherly counfaile of Eubulus,^ to follow the brainficke humor of mine owne will. I addicted my felfe wholly to the feruice of woemen, to fpend my Ufe in the lappes of Ladyes, my lands in maintenance of brauery, my wit in the vanities of idle Sonnettes. I had thought that woemen had bene as we men, that is true, faithfull, zealous, conftant, but I perceiue they be rather woe vnto men, by their falfehoode, geloufie, [and] inconftancye. I will to Athens, there to toffe my bookes, no more in Naples to liue with faire lookes. I will fo frame my felf, as all youth heereafter fhal rather reioyce to fee mine amendment, then be animated to follow my former Ufe. Philofophy, Phifick, Diuinitie, fhal be my ftudy. But feeing I fee mine owne impietie, I will endeauour my felfe to amende all that is paft, and to bee a myrrour of Godlineffe hereafter. As therefore I gaue a farewell to Lucilla, a farewell to Naples, a farewell to women, fo nowe doe I giue a farewell to the worlde, meaning rather to macerate my felfe with mel- ancholye, then pine in follye, rather choofing to dye in my ftudye amiddeft my bookes, then to court it in Italy, in ye com- pany of ladyes. Euphues hauing thus debated with himfelfe, went to his bed, ther either with fleepe to deceiue his fancye, or with mufing to renue his ill fortune, or recant his olde foUyes. But it happened immediatly Ferardo to returne home, who hearing this ftraunge euent, was not a lyttle amazed, and was nowe more readye to exhorte Lucilla from the loue of Curio, then before to the lyking of Philautus. Therefore in all hafte, with watrye eyes, and a woeful heart, began on this manner to reafon with his daughter. Lucilla (daughter I am afhamed to call thee, feeing thou haft ' An old gentleman who offers Euphues wholesome advice soon after his arrival at Naples. 86 JOHN LYLY neither care of thy fathers tender affection, nor of thine owne credite) what fp[i]rite hath enchaunted thy fpirit, that euery minute thou alteref t thy minde ? I had thought that my hoary haires fhould haue found comforte by thy golden lockes, and my rotten age great eafe by thy rype years. But alas I fee in thee neither wit to order thy doings, neither wil to frame thy felfe to difcretion, neither the nature of a childe, neither the nurture of a mayden, neither (I cannot without teares fpeake it) any regard of thine honour, neither any care of thine honeftie. Shall thine olde father lyue to fee thee match with a young foole ? fhall my kinde heart be rewarded with fuch vnkinde hate ? Ah Lucilla, thou knowef t not the care of a father, nor the duetie of a childe, and as farre art thou from pietie as I from crueltie. Nature will not permit me to difherit my daughter, and yet it will fuffer thee to difhonour thy father. Affection caufeth me to wifh thy lyfe, and fhall it entice thee to procure my death ? It is mine onely comfort to fee thee fiourifh in thy youth, and is it thine to fee me fade in mine age ? to conclude I defire to Hue to fee thee profper, and thou to fee me perifh. But why caft I the effecte of this vnnaturalneffe in thy teeth, feeing I my felfe was the caufe ? I made more of thee then became a Father, and thou leffe of me then befeemed a childe. And fhall my louing care be caufe of thy wicked crueltie? Yea, yea, I am not the firft that hath bene too carefull, nor the laft that fhall bee handeled fo vnkindely : It- is common to fee fathers too fonde, and children too frowarde. Well Lucilla, the teares which thou feeft trickle downe my cheekes, and my droppes of bloude (which thou canft not fee) that fal from my heart, enforce mee to make an ende of my talke, and if thou haue any duetie of a childe, or care of a friende, or courtefie of a f traunger, or feelyng of a Chriftian, or humanitie of a reafonable creature, then releafe thy father of griefe, and acquite thy felfe of vngrate- fulneffe : Otherwife thou fhalt but haften my death, and en- creafe thine owne defame : Which if thou doe, the game is mine, and the loffe thine, and both infinite. Lucilla either fo bewitched that fhe could not relent, or fo wicked that fhe would not yeelde to hir Fathers requeft, aun- fwered him on this manner. EVPHVES 87 Deere Father, as you would haue me to fhewe the duetie of a childe, fo ought you to fhewe the care of a Parent, for as the one ftandeth in obedience fo the other is grounded vpon refon. You would haue me as I owe duetie to you to leaue Curio, and I defire you as you owe mee any loue that you fuffer me to enioy him. If you accufe me of vnnaturalnes in that I yeeld not to your requeft, I am alfo to condempne you of vnkindneffe, in that you graunt not my peticion. Ferardo feeing his daughter, to haue neither regarde of hir owne honour nor his requeft, conceyued fuch an inward griefe that in fhort fpace he dyed, leaning Lucilla the onely heire of his lands, and Curio to poffeffe them, but what ende came of hir, feing it is nothing incident to the hiftory of Euplmes, it were fuperfluous to infert it, and fo incredible that all women would rather wonder at it then beleeue it, which euent beeing f o f traunge, I had rather leaue them in a mufe what it fhould be, then in a maze in telHng what it was. Philaiitus hauing intellygence of Euphues his fucceffe, and the falfehoode of Lucilla, although he began to reioyce at the miferie of his fellow, yet feeing hir fickleneff e, coulde not but lament hir folly, and pitie his friends miffortune. Thinking that the lyghtneffe of Lucilla enticed Euphues to fo great lyking. Euphues and Philautus hauing conference between themfelues, cafting difcourtefie in thee teeth each of the other, but chiefely noting difloyaltie in the demeanor of Lucilla, after much talke renewed their old friendfhip both abandoning Lucilla, as moft abhominable. Philautus was earneft to haue Euphues tarye in Naples, and Euphues defirous to haue Philautus to Athens, but the one was fo addicted to the court, the other fo wedded to the vniuerfitie, that each refufed the offer of the other, yet this they agreed betweene themfelues, that though their bodies were by diftance of place feuered, yet the coniunction of their mindes fhould neither be feperated by ye length of time nor alienated by change of foyle, I for my part faid Euphues, to confirme me this league, giue thee my hande and my heart, and fo Hkewife did Philautus, and fo fhaking handes, they bidde each other farewell. THE COUNTESS OF PEMBROKE'S ARCADIA SIR PHILIP SIDNEY BOOK I [The Shipwreck] It was in the time that the earth begins to put on her new apparel against the approach of her lover, and that the sun running a most even course, becomes an indifferent arbiter between the night and the day, when the hopeless shepherd Strephon was come to the sands, which He against the island of Cithera ; where viewing the place with a heavy kind of delight, and sometimes casting his eyes to the isleward, he called his friendly rival the pastor Claius unto him ; and setting first down in his darkened countenance a doleful copy of what he would speak, "O my Claius," said he, "hither we are now come to pay the rent, for which we are so called by over-busy remem- brance, remembrance, restless remembrance, which claims not only this duty of us, but for it will have us forget ourselves. I pray you, when we were amid our flock, and that of other shep- herds some were running after their sheep, strayed beyond their bounds ; some dehghting their eyes with seeing them nibble upon the short and sweet grass ; some medicining their sick ewes ; some setting a bell for an ensign of a sheepish squadron ; some with more leisure inventing new games of exercising their bodies, and sporting their wits ; did remembrance grant us any holiday, either for pastime or devotion, nay either for necessary food, or natural rest, but that still it forced our thoughts to work upon this place, where we last (alas ! that the word last should so long last) did graze our eyes upon her ever-flourishing beauty, did it not still cry within us ? * Ah, you base-minded wretches ! — are THE COUNTESS OF PEMBROKE'S ARCADIA 89 your thoughts so deeply bemired in the trade of ordinary worldHngs, as for respect of gain some paltry wool may yield you, to let so much time pass without knowing perfectly her estate, especially in so troublesome a season ; to leave that shore unsaluted from which you may see to the island where she dwelleth ; to leave those steps unkissed wherein Urania printed the farewell of all beauty ? ' Yonder, my Claius, Urania hghted ; the very horse, methought, bewailed to be so disburdened : and as for thee, poor Claius, when thou wentest to help her down, I saw reverence and desire so divide thee, that thou didst at one instant both blush and quake, and instead of bearing her wert ready to fall down thyself. There she sat vouchsafing my cloak (then most gorgeous) under her : at yonder rising on the ground she turned herself, looking back towards her wonted abode, and because of her parting, bearing much sorrow in her eyes, the lightsomeness whereof had yet so natural a cheerfulness that it made even sorrow seem to smile ; at that turning she spake to us all, opening the cherry of her Hps, and Lord how greedily mine ears did feed upon the sweet words she uttered. And here she laid her hand over thine eyes, when she saw the tears springing in them, as if she would conceal them from other, and yet herself feel some of thy sorrow. But woe is me, yonder, yonder, did she put her foot into the boat, at that instant, as it were, dividing her heavenly beauty between the earth and the sea. But when she was embarked, did you not mark how the winds whistled and the seas danced for joy, how the sails did swell with pride, and all because they had Urania ? O Urania, blessed be thou Urania, the sweetest fairness, and fairest sweetness !" With that word his voice brake so with sobbing, that he could say no farther ; and Claius thus answered : "Alas my Strephon," said he, "what needs this score to reckon up only our losses ? What doubt is there, but that the sight of this place doth call our thoughts to appear at the court of affec- tion, held by that racking steward remembrance ? As well may sheep forget to fear when they spy wolves, as we can miss such fancies when we see any place made happy by her treading. Who can choose that saw her, but think where she stayed, where she walked, where she turned, where she spoke ? But what of 90 SIR PHILIP SIDNEY all this ? No, no, let us think with consideration, and consider with acknowledging, and acknowledge with admiration, and admire with love, and love with joy in the midst of all woes. Let us in such sort think, I say, that our poor eyes were so enriched as to behold and our low hearts so exalted as to love a maid who is such, that as the greatest thing the world can show is her beauty, so the least thing that may be praised in her is her beauty. Certainly as her eyelids are more pleasant to behold than two white kids climbing up a fair tree, and browsing on its tenderest branches, and yet they are nothing comparing to the day-shining stars contained in them ; and as her breath is more sweet than a gentle south-west wind, which comes creeping over flowery fields and shadowed waters in the extreme heat of summer ; and yet is nothing, compared to the honey-flowing speech that breath doth carry : no more all that our eyes can see of her (though when they have seen her, what else they shall ever see is but dry stubble after clover-grass) is to be matched with the flock of unspeakable virtues laid up delight- fully in that best builded fold." He was going on with his praises, but Strephon bade him stay and look : and so they both perceived a thing which floated, drawing nearer and nearer to the bank ; but rather by favorable working of the sea than by any self-industry. They doubted awhile what it should be till it was cast up even hard before them, at which time they fully saw that it was a man. Whereupon running for pity's sake unto him, they found his hands (as it should appear, constanter friends to his hfe than his memory) fast gripping upon the edge of a square small coffer which lay all under his breast : else in himself no show of life, so that the board seemed to be but a bier to carry him to the land to his sepulchre. So drew they up a young man of goodly shape, and well-pleasing favor, that one would think death had in him a lovely countenance ; and that, though he were naked, naked- ness was to him an apparel. That sight increased their compas- sion, and their compassion called up their care ; so that Kfting his feet above his head, making a great deal of salt water come out of his mouth, they laid him upon some of their garments, and fell to rub and chafe him, till they brought him to recover THE COUNTESS OF PEMBROKE'S ARCADIA 91 both breath, the servant, and warmth, the companion, of living. At length opening his eyes, he gave a great groan (a doleful note, but a pleasant ditty, for by that they found not only life but strength of life in him). They therefore continued on their charitable office until, his spirits being well returned, he — with- out so much as thanking them for their pains — gat up, and looking round about to the uttermost limits of sight, and crying upon the name of Pyrocles, nor seeing nor hearing cause of com- fort, "What," said he, "and shall Musidorus live after Pyrocles's destruction ?" Therewithal he offered wilfully to cast himself into the sea : a strange sight to the shepherds, to whom it seemed that before being in appearance dead, yet had saved his life, and now coming to his hfe, should be a cause to procure his death ; but they ran unto him, and pulling him back (then too feeble for them) by force stickled that unnatural fray. "I pray you," said he, "honest men, what such right have you in me, as not to suffer me to do with myself as I Hst, and what poHcy have you to bestow a benefit where it is counted an in- jury ? " They hearing him speak in Greek (which was their natural language) became the more tender-hearted towards him, and considering by his calhng and looking that the loss of some dear friend was the great cause of his sorrow, told him, they were poor men that were bound, by course of humanity, to prevent so great a mischief ; and that they wished him, if opinion of some body's perishing bred such desperate anguish in him, that he should be comforted by his own proof, who had lately escaped as apparent danger as any might be. "No, no," said he, "it is nor for me to attend so high a bliss- fulness : but since you take care of me, I pray you find means that some barque may be provided, that will go out of the haven that if it be possible we may find the body, far, far too precious food for fishes : and that for hire I have within this casket of value sufficient to content them." 92 SIR PHILIP SIDNEY [The shepherds, doing Musidorus's bidding, find Pyrocles alive; hut just as they are about to rescue him, a pirate galley suddenly appears and carries him of. They then continue their attentions to Musidorus.] "Now, Sir," said they, "thus for ourselves it is; we are in profession but shepherds, and in this country of Laconia Httle better than strangers, and therefore neither in skill nor ability of power greatly to stead you. But what we can present unto you is this : Arcadia, of which country we are, is but a little way hence ; and even upon the next confines there dwelleth a gentle- man, by name Kalander, who vouchsafest much favor unto us : a man who for his hospitality is so much haunted, that no news stir but comes to his ears ; for his upright dealings so beloved of his neighbors, that he hath many ever ready to do him their utmost service ; and by the great good will our prince bears him may soon obtain to use of his name and credit, which hath a principal sway, not only in his own Arcadia, but in all these countries of Peloponnesus : and (which is worth all) all these things give him not so much power, as his nature gives him will to benefit : so that it seems no music is so sweet to his ears as deserved thanks. To him we will bring you, and there you may recover again your health, without which you cannot be able to make any diligent search for your friend ; and therefore you must labour for it. Besides, we are sure the comfort of courtesy and ease of wise counsel shall not be wanting." Musidorus (who, besides he was merely unacquainted in the country, had his wits astonished with sorrow) gave easy consent to that from which he saw no reason to disagree : and therefore (defraying the mariners with a ring bestowed upon them) they took their journey through Laconia ; Claius and Strephon by course carrying his chest for him, Musidorus only bearing in his countenance evident marks of a sorrowful mind, supported with a weak body ; which they perceiving, and knowing that the vio- lence of sorrow is not, at the first, to be striven withal (being like a mighty beast sooner tamed with following than overthrown by withstanding), they gave way unto it, for that day and the next ; never troubling him, either with asking questions or finding fault with his melancholy ; but rather fitting to his dolour, dolorous THE COUNTESS OF PEMBROKE'S ARCADIA 93 discourses of their own and other folks' misfortunes. Which speeches, though they had not a lively entrance to his senses shut up in sorrow, yet like one half asleep he took hold of much of the matter spoken unto him, for that a man may say, e'er sorrow was aware, they made his thoughts bear away something else beside his own sorrow, which wrought so in him, that at length he grew content to mark their speeches, then to marvel at such wit in shepherds, after to like their company, and lastly to vouchsafe conference : so that the third day after, in the time that the morning did strew roses and violets in the heavenly floor against the coming of the sun, the nightingales (striving one with the other which could in most dainty variety recount their wrong-caused sorrow) made them put off their sleep, and rising from under a tree (which that night had been their paviHon) they went on their journey, which by and by welcomed Musi- dorus's eyes (wearied with the wasted soil of Laconia) with de- lightful prospects. There were hills which garnished their proud heights with stately trees ; humble valleys whose base estate seemed com- forted with the refreshing of silver rivers ; meadows enamelled with all sorts of eye-pleasing flowers ; thickets, which, being lined with most pleasant shade, were witnessed so too by the cheerful disposition of many well-tuned birds ; each pasture stored with sheep feeding with sober security, while the pretty lambs with bleating oratory craved the dams' comfort ; here a shepherd's boy piping, as though he should never be old ; there a young shepherdess knitting, and withal singing, and it seemed that her voice comforted her hands to work and her hands kept time to her voice-music. As for the houses of the country (for many houses came under their eye) they were all scattered, no two being one by the other, and yet not so far off as that it barred mutual succour : a show, as it were, of an accompanable soli- tariness and of a civil wildness. "I pray you," said Musidorus, then first unseahng his long silent hps : "what countries be these we pass through, which are so divers in show, the one wanting no store, the other having no store but of want ?" "The country," answered Claius, "where you were cast ashore and are now past through is Laconia, not so poor by the 94 SIR PHILIP SIDNEY barrenness of the soil (though in itself not passing fertile) as by a civil war, which being these two years within the bowels of that estate, between the gentlemen and the peasants (by them named the Helots) , hath in this sort as it were disfigured the face of nature, and made it so unhospitable as now you have found it. *'But this country where now you set your foot is Arcadia: and even hard by is the house of Kalander, whither we lead you. This country being thus decked with peace and (the child of peace) good husbandry, these houses you see so scattered are of men, as we two are, that live upon the commodity of their sheep ; and therefore in the division of the Arcadian estate are termed shepherds : a happy people, wanting Uttle, because they desire not much." "What cause then," said Musidorus, "made you venture to leave this sweet life, and put yourself in yonder unpleasant and dangerous realm?" "Guarded with poverty," answered Strephon, "and guided with love." "But now," said Claius, " since it hath pleased you to ask anything of us, whose baseness is such as the very knowledge is darkness, give us leave to know something of you, and of the young man you so much lament, that at least we may be the better instructed to inform Kalander, and he the better know how to proportion his entertainment." Musidorus, according to the agreement between Pyrocles and him to alter their names, answered that he called himself Palla- dius and his friend Daiphantus ; "but till I have him again," said he, "I am indeed nothing, and therefore my story is nothing; his entertainment (since so good a man he is) cannot be so low as I count my estate ; and in sum, the sum of all his courtesy may be to help me by some means to seek my friend." They perceived he was not willing to open himself farther, and therefore without farther questioning brought him to the house ; about which they might see (with fit consideration both of the air, and the prospect, and the nature of the ground) all such necessary additions to a great house as might well show Kalander knew that provision is the foundation of hospitality, and thrift the fuel of magnificence. The house itself was built of fair and strong stone, not affecting so much any extraordinary kind of fineness as an honorable representing of a firm stateliness. The THE COUNTESS OF PEMBROKE'S ARCADIA 95 lights, doors and stairs rather directed to the use of the guest than to the eye of the artificer ; and yet as the one chiefly heeded, so the other not neglected ; each place handsome without curiosity, and homely without loathsomeness ; not so dainty as not to be trod on, nor yet flubbered up with good-fellowship ; all more lasting than beautiful, but that the consideration of the ex- ceeding lastingness made the eye believe it was exceeding beautiful. The servants not so many in number, as cleanly in apparel and serviceable in behaviour, testifying even in their countenances that their master took as well care to be served as of them that did serve. One of them was forthwith ready to welcome the shepherds as men whom though they were poor their master greatly favoured ; and understanding by them that the young man with them was much to be accounted of, for that they had seen tokens of more than common greatness, howso- ever now eclipsed with fortune, he ran to his master, who came presently forth, and pleasantly welcoming the shepherds, but especially applying himself to Musidorus, Strephon privately told him all what he knew of him, and particularly that he found this stranger was loth to be known. "No," said Kalander speaking aloud, "I am no herald to in- quire of men's pedigrees ; it sufficeth me if I know their virtues ; which (if this young man's face be not a false witness) do better apparel his mind, than you have done his body." While he was thus speaking, there came a boy in show like a merchant's prentice, who, taking Strephon by the sleeve delivered him a letter, written jointly both to him and Claius, from Urania, which they no sooner had read but that with short leave taking of Kalander (who quickly guessed and smiled at the matter) and once again (though hastily) recommending the young man unto him, they went away, leaving Musidorus even loth to part with them, for the good conversation he had had of them and obhgation he accounted himself tied in unto them : and therefore, they deliver- ing his chest unto him, he opened it, and would have presented them with two very rich jewels, but they absolutely refused them, teUing him that they were more than enough rewarded in the knowing of him, and without hearkening unto a reply (hke men whose hearts disdained all desires but one) gat speedily away, as 96 SLR PHILIP SIDNEY if the letter had brought wings to make them fly. But by that sight Kalander soon judged that his guest was of no mean calling ; and therefore the more respectfully entertaining him, Musidorus found his sickness (which the fight, the sea and late travel had laid upon him) grow greatly, so that fearing some sudden acci- dent, he delivered the chest to Kalander, which was full of most precious stones gorgeously and cunningly set in divers manners, desiring him he would keep those trifles, and if he died, he would bestow so much of it as was needful, to find out and redeem a young man, naming himself Daiphantus, as then in the hands of Laconian pirates. But Kalander seeing him faint more and more, with careful speed conveyed him to the most commodious lodging in his house, where being possessed with an extreme burning fever he continued some while with no great hope of life ; but youth at length got the victory of sickness, so that in six weeks the excellence of his returned beauty was a credible ambassador of his health, to the great joy of Kalander, who, as in his time he had by certain friends that dwelt near the sea in Missenia set forth a ship and a galley to seek and succour Daiphantus, so at home did he omit nothing which he thought might either profit or gratify Pal- ladius. . . . But Palladius having gotten his health, and only staying there to be in place where he might hear answer of the ships set forth, Kalander one afternoon led him abroad to a well-arrayed ground he had behind his house, which he thought to show him before his going, as the place himself more than in any other delighted. The backside of the house was neither field, garden nor orchard ; or rather it was both field, garden and orchard : for as soon as the descending of the stairs had delivered them down, they came into a place cunningly set with trees of the most taste- pleasing fruits : but scarcely had they taken that into their con- sideration before they were suddenly stept into a delicate green ; of each side of the green a thicket, and behind the thickets again new beds of flowers, which being under the trees the trees were to them a pavillion, and they to the trees a mosaical floor, so that it seemed that Art therein would needs be delightful, by counterfeiting his enemy Error and making order in confusion. THE COUNTESS OF PEMBROKE'S ARCADIA 97 In the midst of all the place was a fair pond whose shaking crystal was a perfect mirror to all the other beauties, so that it bear show of two gardens ; one in deed, the other in shadows. And in one of the thickets was a fine fountain made thus : a naked Venus of white marble, wherein the graver had used such cunning that the natural blue veins of the marble were framed in fit places to set forth the beautiful veins of her body. At her breast she had her babe ^neas, who seemed, having begun to suck, to leave that to look upon her fair eyes, which smiled at the babe's folly, meanwhile the breast running. Hard by was a house of pleasure built for a summer-retiring place ;, whither Kalander leading him he found a square room full of delightful pictures made by the most excellent workmen of Greece. There was Diana when Actason saw her bathing ; in whose cheeks the painter had set such a colour as was mixed between shame and disdain, and one of her foolish nymphs, who weeping, and withal lowering, one might see the workman meant to set forth tears of anger. In another table was Atalanta, the posture of whose hmbs was so Hvely expressed, that if the eyes were only judges, as they be the only seers, one would have sworn the very picture had run. Besides many more, as of Helena, Omphale, lole : but in none of them all beauty seemed to speak so much as in a large table, which contained a comely old man, with a lady of middle-age, but of excellent beauty, and more excellent would have been deemed, but that there stood between a young maid, whose wonderfulness took away all beauty from her, but that which it might seem she gave her back again by her very shadow. And such difference (being known that it did indeed counterfeit a person living) was there between her and all the other, though goddesses, that it seemed the skill of the painter bestowed on the other new beauty, but that the beauty of her bestowed new skill on the painter. Though he thought inquisitiveness an uncomely guest he could not choose but ask who she was, that bearing show of one being indeed could with natural gifts go beyond the reach of invention. Kalander answered, that it was made by Philoclea, the younger daughter of his prince, who also with his wife were contained in mat table : the painter meaning to represent the present 98 SIR PHILIP SIDNEY condition of the young lady, who stood watched by an over- curious eye of her parents ; and that he would also have drawn her eldest sister, esteemed her match for beauty, in her shepherdish attire, but that rude clown her guardian would not suffer it ; neither durst he ask leave of the prince, for fear of suspicion. Palladius perceived that the matter was wrapped up in some secrecy, and therefore would, for modesty, demand no farther ; but yet his countenance could not but with dumb elo- quence desire it. Which Kalander perceiving, "Well," said he, "my dear guest, I know your mind, and I will satisfy it : neither will I do it like a niggardly answer, going no farther than the bounds of the question ; but I will discover unto you as well that wherein my knowledge is common with others, as that which by extraordinary means is delivered unto me ; knowing so much in you (though not long acquainted) that I shall find your ears faithful treasurers." So then sitting down in two chairs, and sometimes casting his eye to the picture, he thus spake : "This country Arcadia among all the provinces of Greece, hath ever been had in singular reputation ; partly for the sweetness of the air and other natural benefits, but principally for the well- tempered minds of the people who (finding the shining title of glory, so much affected by other nations, doth help Httle to the happiness of life) are the only people which, as by their justice and providence give neither cause nor hope to their neighbors to annoy, so are they not stirred with false praise to trouble others' quiet, thinking it a small reward for the wasting of their own lives in ravening, that their posterity should long after say they had done so. Even the muses seem to approve their good determination by choosing this country for their chief repairing place, and by bestowing their perfections so largely here that the very shepherds have their fancies Hfted to so high conceits that the learned of other nations are content both to borrow their names and imitate their cunning. "Here dwelleth and reigneth this prince (whose picture you see) by name Basilius ; a prince of sufficient skill to govern so quiet a country, where the good minds of the former princes had set down good laws, and the well-bringing up of the people doth serve as a most sure bond to hold them. But to be plain with THE COUNTESS OF PEMBROKE'S ARCADIA 99 you, he excels in nothing so much as the jealous love of his people, wherein he does not only pass all his foregoers but, as I think, all the princes hving. Whereof the cause is, that though he exceed not in the virtues which get admiration, as depth of wis- dom, height of courage, and largeness of magnificence, yet he is notable in those which stir affection, as truth of word, meekness, courtesy, mercifulness, and hberty. "He being already well stricken in years, married a young princess, named Gynecia, daughter to the king of Cyprus, of notable beauty, as by her picture you see : a woman of great wit, and in truth of more princely virtues than her husband ; of most unspotted chastity ; but x)i so working a mind and so vehement spirits that a man may say, it was happy that she took a good course for otherwise it would have been terrible. "Of these two are brought into the world two daughters, so beyond measure excellent in all the gifts alloted to reasonable creatures that we may think that they were born to show that nature is no stepmother to that sex, how much soever some men (sharp-witted only in evil speaking) have sought to disgrace them. The elder is named Pamela ; by many men not deemed inferior to her sister : for my part, when I marked them both, methought there was (if at least such perfections may receive the word of more) more sweetness in Philoclea but more majesty in Pamela : methought love played in Philoclea's eyes, and threatened in Pamela's ; methought Philoclea's beauty only persuaded, but so persuaded as all hearts must yield ; Pamela's beauty used violence, and such violence as no heart could resist. And it seems that such proportion is between their minds : Philoclea so bashful, as though her excellencies had stolen into her ere she was aware ; so humble, that she will put all pride out of countenance ; in sum, such proceeding as will stir hope but teach hope good manners. Pamela of high thoughts who avoids not pride with not knowing her excellencies, but by making that one if her excellencies to be void of pride ; her mother's wisdom, greatness, nobility, but (if I can guess aright) knit with a more constant temper. Now then, our Basilius being so publicly happy as to be a prince, and so happy in that happiness as to be a beloved prince ; and so in his private estate blessed TOO SIR PHILIP SIDNEY as to have so excellent a wife and so over-excellent children, hath of late taken a course which yet makes him more spoken of than all these blessings. For having made a journey to Delphos, and safely returned, within short space, he brake up his court, and retired himself, his wife and children, into a certain forest hereby which he called his desert ; wherein (besides an house appointed for stables and lodgings for certain persons of mean calling who do all household services) he hath builded two fine lodges : in the one of them himself remains with his younger daughter Philoclea (which was the cause they three were matched together in this picture) without having any other creature living in that lodge with him. "Which though it be strange, yet not strange as the course he hath taken with the princess Pamela whom he hath placed in the other lodge : but how think you accompanied ? Truly with none other than one Dametas, the most arrant doltish clown that I think ever was without the privilege of a bauble, with his wife Miso and his daughter Mopsa, in whom no wit can devise anything wherein they may pleasure her but to exercise her patience and to serve for a foil of her perfections. This loutish clown is such that you never saw so ill-favoured a visor ; his behaviour such that he is beyond the degree of ridicu- lous ; and for his apparel, even as I would wish him : Miso his wife so handsome a beldam, that only her face and her splayfoot have made her accused for a witch ; only one good point she hath, having a forward mind in a wretched body. Between these two personages (who never agree in any humour, but in disagreeing) is issued forth Mistress Mopsa,^ a fit woman to participate of both their perfections : but because a pleasant fellow of my ac- quaintance set forth her praises in verse, I will only repeat them, and spare mine own tongue, since she goes for a woman. . . . 1 Mopsa is one of the most clearly defined types in the book ; her clownishness is con- stantly emphasized by such descriptions as these : "With that he imprisoned his look for a while upon Mopsa, who thereupon fell into a very wide smiling." Again, "He looked, and saw that Mopsa indeed sat swallowing the sleep with open mouth, making such a noise withal, as nobody could lay the stealing of a nap to her charge." Again, "He would have said farther, but Pamela calling aloud Mopsa, she suddenly started up, staggering, and rubbing her eyes, ran first out of the door, and then back to them, till at length, being fully come to her little self, she asked Pamela why she had called her." (The "Arcadia" with introduction by E. A. Baker, London and N. Y., n. d., pages 152 and 177.) THE COUNTESS OF PEMBROKE'S ARCADIA loi The beginning of his credit was by the prince's straying out of the way one time he hunted, where meeting this fellow, and asking him the way, and so falling into other questions, he found some of his answers not unsensible, and all uttered with such rudeness, which he interpreted plainness (though there be a great difference between them) that Basilius conceiving a sudden delight, took him to his court, with apparent show of his good opinion : where the flattering courtier had no sooner taken the prince's mind, but that there were straight reasons to confirm the prince's doing, and shadows of virtues found for Dametas. His silence grew wit, his bluntness integrity, his beastly ignorance virtuous simplicity, and the prince (according to the nature of great persons, in love with what he had done himself) fancied that his weakness with his presence would be much mended. And so like a creature of his own making, he liked him more and more ; and thus having first given him the office of principal herdsman; lastly, since he took this strange determination, he hath in a manner put the life of himself and his children into his hands. Which authority (like too great a sail for so small a boat) doth so overway poor Dametas, that, if before he was a good fool in a chamber, he might be allowed it now in a comedy, so as I doubt me (I fear me indeed) my master will in the end (with his cost) find that his office is not to make men, but to use men as men are, no more than a horse will be taught to hunt, or an ass to manage. But in sooth I am afraid I have given your ears too great a surfeit with gross discourses of that heavy piece of flesh. But the zealous grief I conceive to see so great an error in my lord hath made me bestow more words than I confess so base a subject deserveth." [The Story of Argalus and Parthenia] [An Incident told to Palladius by Kalander's Steward.] "My Lord," said he, "when our good king Basilius, with better success than expectation, took to wife (even in his more than decaying years) the fair young princess Gynecia, there came I02 SIR PHILIP SIDNEY with her a young lord, cousin german to herself, named Argalus, led hither partly by the love and honour of his noble kinswoman, partly with the humour of youth, which ever thinks that good, whose goodness he sees not. And in this court he received so good an increase of knowledge, that after some years spent, he so manifested a virtuous mind in all his actions, that Arcadia gloried such a plant was transported unto them, being a gentle- man indeed most rarely accomplished, excellently learned, but without all vain glory : friendly without factiousness ; vahant, so as for my part I think the earth hath no man that hath done more heroical acts than he. My master's son Clitophon being a young gentleman as of great birth so truly of good nature and one that can see good and love it, haunted more the company of this worthy Argalus, than of any other. About two years since, it so fell out that he brought him to a great lady's house, sister to my master, who had with her her only daughter, the fair Parthenia, fair indeed (fame, I think, itself not daring to call any fairer, if it be not Helena, queen of Corinth, and the two incomparable sisters of Arcadia) and that which made her fairness much the fairer was, that it was but a fair ambassador of a most fair mind ; full of wit, and a wit which delighted more to judge itself than to show itself : her speech being as rare, as precious ; her silence without fullness ; her modesty without affectation ; her shame- facedness without ignorance : in sum, one that to praise well, one must first set down with himself what it is to be excellent : for so she is. "I think you think that these perfections meeting could not choose but find one another, and delight in what they found ; for likeness of manners is likely in reason to draw likeness of affection ; men's actions do not always cross with reason : to be short, it did so indeed. They loved, although for a while the fire thereof (hope's wings being cut off) were blown by the bellows of despair upon this occasion. ''There had been a good while before, and so continued, a suitor to this same lady, a great noble man, though of Laconia, yet near neighbor to Parthenia's mother, named Demagoras ; a man mighty in riches and power, and proud thereof, stubbornly stout, loving nobody but himself, and, for his own delight's sake, THE COUNTESS OF PEMBROKE'S ARCADIA 103 Parthenia : and pursuing vehemently his desire, his riches had so gilded over his other imperfections that the old lady had given her consent ; and using a mother's authority upon her fair daughter had made her yield thereunto, not because she liked her choice, but because her obedient mind had not yet taken upon it to make choice. And the day of their assurance drew near, when my young lord Clitophon brought this noble Argalus, perchance principally to see so rare a sight, as Parthenia by all well-judging eyes was judged. "But though few days were before the time of assurance ap- pointed, yet love, that saw he had a great journey to make in short time, hasted so himself that before her word could tie her to Demagoras, her heart had vowed her to Argalus with so grateful a receipt of mutual affection that if she desired above all things to have Argalus, Argalus feared nothing but to miss Parthenia. And now Parthenia had learned both liking and mis- liking, loving and loathing ; and out of passion began to take the authority of judgment ; insomuch that when the time came that Demagoras (full of proud joy) thought to receive the gift of herself ; she, with words of refusal (though with tears showing she was sorry she must refuse) assured her mother that she would first be bedded in her grave than wedded to Demagoras. The change was no more strange than unpleasant to the mother who being deter- minately (lest I should say of a great lady, wilfully) bent to marry her to Demagoras, tried all ways, which a witty and hard- hearted mother could use upon so humble a daughter in whom the only resisting power was love. But the more she assaulted, the more she taught Parthenia to defend ; and the more Parthenia defended, the more she made her mother obstinate in the assault : who at length finding that Argalus standing between them, was it that most eclipsed her affection from shining on Demagoras, she sought all means how to remove him, so much the more as he manifested himself an unremovable suitor to her daughter : first by employing him in as many dangerous enterprises as ever the evil step-mother Juno recommended to the famous Hercules : but the more his virtue was tried, the more pure it grew, while all the things she did to overthrow him, did set him up upon the height of honour ; enough to have moved her heart, I04 SIR PHILIP SIDNEY especially to a man every way so worthy as Argalus ; but strug- gling against all reason, because she would have her will, and shew her a^uthority in matching her with Demagoras, the more virtuous Argalus was the more she hated him, thinking herself conquered in his conquests, and therefore still employing him in more and more dangerous attempts : in the meanwhile she used all the extremities possible upon her fair daughter to make her give over herself to her direction. But it was hard to judge whether he in doing, or she in suffering, shewed greater constancy of affection : for, as to Argalus the world sooner wanted occasions than he valor to go through them : so to Parthenia malice sooner ceased than her unchanged patience. Lastly, by treasons Demagoras and she would have made way with Argalus, but he with providence and courage so past over all that the mother took such a spiteful grief at it that her heart brake withal, and she died. "But then Demagoras assuring himself that now Parthenia was her own she would never be his, and receiving as much by her own determinate answer, not more desiring his own happiness, than envying Argalus, whom he saw with narrow eyes, even ready to enjoy the perfection of his desires, strengthening his conceit with all the mischievous counsels which disdained love and envious pride could give unto him, the wicked wretch (taking a time that Argalus was gone to his country to fetch some of his principal friends to honour the marriage which Parthenia had most joyfully consented unto) the wicked Demag- oras, I say, desiring to speak with her, with unmerciful force (her weak arms in vain resisting) rubbed all over her face a most horrible poison : the effect whereof was such, that never leper looked more ugly than she did : which done, having his men and horses ready, departed away in spite of her servants, as ready to revenge as could be, in such an unexpected mischief. But the abominableness of this fact being come to my Lord Kalander, he made such means, both by our king's intercession and his own, that by the king and senate of Lacedaemon, Demag- oras was, upon pain of death, banished the country : who hating the punishment, where he should have hated the fault, joined himself, with all the power he could make, unto the Helots, THE COUNTESS OF PEMBROKE'S ARCADIA 105 lately in rebellion against that state : and they (glad to have a man of such authority among them) made him their general, and under him have committed divers the most outrageous villanies that a base multitude (full of desperate revenge) can imagine. "But within a while after this pitiful fact committed upon Par- thenia, Argalus returned (poor Gentleman) having her fair image in his heart, and already promising his eyes the uttermost of his felicity when they (nobody else daring to tell it him) were the first messengers to themselves of their own misfortune. I mean not to move passion with telling you the grief of both, when he knew her, for at first he did not ; nor at first knowledge could possibly have virtue's aid so ready, as not even weakly to lament the loss of such a jewel, so much the more, as that skilful men in that art assured it was unrecoverable : but within a while, truth of love (which still held the first face in his memory) a virtuous constancy, and even a delight to be constant, faith, given, and inward worthiness shining through the foulest mists, took so full hold of the noble Argalus, that not only in such com- fort which witty arguments may bestow upon adversity, but even with the most abundant kindness that an eye-ravished lover can express, he laboured both to drive the extremity of sorrow from her, and to hasten the celebration of their marriage : I whereunto he unfeignedly shewed himself no less cheerfully earnest than if she had never been disinherited of that goodly portion which nature had so liberally bequeathed unto her ; j and for that cause deferred his intended revenge upon Demag- I oras, because he might continually be in her presence, shewing more humble serviceableness and joy to content her than ever I before. "But as he gave this rare example, not to be hoped for of any other, but of another Argalus, so of the other side, she took as strange a course in affection : for where she desired to enjoy him more than to five yet did she overthrow both her own desire and his, and in no sort would yield to marry him : with a strange encounter of love's affects and effects ; that he by an affection sprung from excessive beauty should delight in horrible foulness ; and she of a vehement desire to have him should kindly build a io6 SIR PHILIP SIDNEY resolution never to have him ; for truth it is, that so in heart she loved him, as she could not find in her heart he should be tied to what was unworthy of his presence. "Truly, Sir, a very good orator might have a fair field to use eloquence in, if he did but only repeat the lamentable, and truly affectionate speeches, while he conjured her by the remembrance of her affection, and true oaths of his own affection, not to make him so unhappy, as to think he had not only lost her face, but her heart ; that her face, when it was fairest, had been but a marshal to lodge the love of her in his mind, which now was so well placed that it needed no further help of any outward har- binger ; beseeching her, even with tears, to know that his love was not so superficial as to go no further than the skin, which yet now to him was most fair since it was hers : how could he be so ungrateful as to love her the less for that which she had only received for his sake ; that he never beheld it, but therein he saw the loveliness of her love towards him ; protesting unto her that he would never take joy of his life if he might not enjoy her, for whom principally he was glad he had life. But (as I heard by one that overheard them) she (wringing him by the hand) made no other answer but this. 'My Lord,' said she, 'God knows I love you ; if I were princess of the whole world, and had, withal, all the blessings that ever the world brought forth, I should not make delay to lay myself and them under your feet ; or if I had continued but as I was, though (I must confess) far unworthy of you, yet would I (with too great a joy for my heart now to think of) have accepted your vouchsafing me to be yours, and with faith and obedience would have supplied all other defects. But first let me be much more miserable than I am e'er I match such an Argalus to such a Parthenia. Live happy, dear Argalus, I give you full liberty, and I beseech you to take it ; and I assure you I shall rejoice (whatsoever become of me) to see you so coupled, as may be both fit for your honour and satisfaction. With that she burst out crying and weeping, not able longer to control herself from blaming her fortune, and wishing her own death. "But Argalus, with a most heavy heart still pursuing his desire, she fixed of mind to avoid further entreaty, and to fly all com- THE COUNTESS OF PEMBROKE'S ARCADIA 107 pany which (even of him) grew unpleasant unto her, one night she stole away ; but whither as yet it is unknov/n or indeed what is become of her. "Argalus sought her long and in many places." [His eforts proving of no avail, he makes his way to the house of Kalander where he is received with joy and kindly entertained. The rest of the story of Ar galas and Parthenia falls in with the time of the main narrative.] But while all men, saving poor Argalus, made the joy of their eyes speak for their hearts, fortune (that belike was bid to that banquet, and meant to play the good fellow) brought a pleasant adventure among them. It was that as they had newly dined, there came in to Kalander a messenger, that brought him word, a young noble lady, near kinswoman to the fair Helen, queen of Corinth, was come thither, and desired to be lodged in his house. Kalander (most glad of such an occasion) went out, and all his other worthy guests with him, saving only Argalus, who remained in his chamber, desirous that this company were once broken up, that he might go in his solitary quest after Parthenia. But when they met this lady, Kalander straight thought he saw his niece Parthenia, and was about in such familiar sort to have spoken unto her, but she, in grave and honourable manner, giving him to understand that he was mistaken ; he, half ashamed, excused himself with the exceeding likeness was between them, though indeed it seemed that this lady was of the more pure and dainty complexion, she said, it might very well be, having been many times taken one for the other. But as soon as she was brought into the house, before she would rest her, she desired to speak with Argalus publicly, who she heard was in the house. Argalus came hastily, and as hastily thought as Kalander had done, with sudden change of sorrow. But she, when she had staid their thoughts with telhng them her name and quahty, in this sort spake unto him. "My Lord Argalus," said she, "being of late left in the court of queen Helen of Corinth, as chief in her absence, she being upon some occasion gone thence, there came unto me the lady Parthenia, so disfigured, as I think Greece hath nothing so ugly to behold. io8 SIR PHILIP SIDNEY For my part, it was many days, before, with vehement oaths, and some good proofs, she could make me think that she was Par- thenia. Yet at last finding certainly it was she, and greatly pitying her misfortune, so much the more as that all men had ever told me, as now do you, of the great Ukeness between us, I took the best care I could of her, and of her understood the whole tragical history of her undeserved adventure : and therewithal of the most noble constancy in you my lord Argalus, which who- soever loves not, shews himself to be a hater of virtue, and un- worthy to live in the society of mankind. But no outward cherishing could salve the inward sore of her mind ; but a few days since she died ; before her death earnestly desiring, and persuading me to think of no husband but of you, as of the only man in the world worthy to be loved. Withal she gave me this ring to deliver to you, desiring you, and by the authority of love commanding you that the affection you bare her, you should turn to me ; assuring you that nothing can please her soul more than to see you and me matched together. Now my lord, though this office be not, perchance, suitable to my estate nor sex, who should rather look to be desired ; yet, an extraordinary desert requires an extraordinary proceeding, and therefore I am come, with faithful love built upon your worthiness, to offer myself, and to beseech you to accept the offer : and if these noble gentlemen present will say it is great folly, let them withal say, it is great love." And then she stayed, earnestly attending Argalus's answer ; who, first making most hearty sighs, doing such obsequies as he could to Parthenia, thus answered her. ''Madame," said he, "infinitely am I bound to you, for this no more rare than noble courtesy ; but much bound for the good- ness I perceive you showed to the lady Parthenia (with that the tears ran down his eyes, but he followed on) and as much as so unfortunate a man, fit to be the spectacle of misery, can do you a service ; determine you have made a purchase of a slave, while I five, never to fail you. But this great matter you propose unto me, wherein I am not so bhnd as not to see what happiness it should be unto me, excellent lady, know that if my heart were mine to give, you before all others should have it ; but Parthenia's it is, though dead : there I began, there I end all matter of THE COUNTESS OF PEMBROKE'S ARCADIA 109 affection : I hope I shall not long tarry after her, with whose beauty if I only had been in love, I should be so with you, who have the same beauty ; but it was Parthenia's self I loved, and love, which no likeness can make one, no commandment dis- solve, no foulness defile, nor no death finish." "And shall I receive," said she, "such disgrace as to be refused?" "Noble lady," said he, "let not that hard word be used ; who know your exceeding worthiness far beyond my desert ; but it is only happi- ness I refuse, since of the only happiness I could and can desire, I am refused." He had scarce spoken these words, when she ran to him and embracing him, "Why then Argalus," said she, "take thy Par- thenia": and Parthenia it was indeed. But because sorrow forbade him too soon to believe, she told him the truth, with all circumstances : how being parted alone, meaning to die in some solitary place, as she happened to make her complaint, the queen Helen of Corinth (who likewise felt her part of miser- ies) being then walking alone in that lovely place, heard her, and never left, till she had known the whole discourse. Which the noble queen greatly pitying, she sent to her a physician of hers, the most excellent man in the world, in hope that he could help her : which in such sort as they saw he had performed, and she taking with her one of the queen's servants, thought yet to make this trial, whether he would quickly forget his true Parthenia, or no. Her speech was confirmed by the Corinthian gentleman, who before had kept her counsel, and Argalus easily persuaded to what more than ten thousand years of life he desired : and Kalander would needs have the marriage celebrated in his house, principally the longer to hold his dear guest, towards whom he was now, besides his own habits of hospitality, carried with love and duty : and therefore omitted no service that his wit could invent and power minister. no SIR PHILIP SIDNEY BOOK III [After they have been some time married Ar gains receives a stidden summons to the wars.] The messenger made speed and found Argalus at a castle of his own, sitting in a parlour with the fair Parthenia, he reading in a book the stories of Hercules, she by him, as to hear him read : but while his eyes looked on the book, she looked on his eyes, and sometimes staying him with some pretty question, not so much to be resolved of the doubt, as to give him occasion to look upon her : a happy couple, he joying in her, she joying in herself, but in herself, because she enjoyed him : both increased their riches by giving to each other ; each making one life double, because they made a double Hf e one ; where desire never wanted satisfaction, nor satisfaction ever bred satiety; he ruling, be- cause she would obey, or rather because she would obey, he therein ruling. But when the messenger came in with letters in his hand, and haste in his countenance, though she knew not what to fear, yet she feared because she knew not ; but she rose, and went aside, while he deUvered his letters and message : yet afar off she looked, now at the messenger, and then at her husband : the same fear, which made her loth to have cause of fear, yet making her seek cause to nourish her fear. And well she found there was some serious matter : for her husband's countenance figured some resolution between lothness and necessity : and once his eye cast upon her, and finding hers upon him, he blushed, and she blushed, because he blushed, and yet straight grew pale because she knew not why he had blushed. But when he had read, and heard, and dispatched away the messenger, Hke a man in whom honour could not be rocked asleep by affection, with promise quickly to follow ; he came to Parthenia, and as sorry as might be for parting, and yet more sorry for her sorrow, he gave her the letter to read. She with fearful slowness took it, and with fearful quickness read it; and having read it, "Ah my Argalus," said she, "and have you made such haste to answer? and are you so soon resolved to leave me?" but he discoursing THE COUNTESS OF PEMBROKE'S ARCADIA iii unto her how much it imported his honour, which since it was dear to him, he knew it would be dear unto her, her reason overclouded with sorrow, suffered her not presently to reply, but left the charge thereof to tears, and sighs, which he not able to bear, left her alone, and went to give order for his present departure. But by that time he was armed, and ready to go, she had re- covered a little strength of spirit again, and coming out, and see- ing him armed, and wanting nothing for his departure but her fare- well, she ran to him, took him by the arm, and kneeling down without regard who either heard her speech, or saw her de- meanour. "My Argalus, my Argalus," said she, "do not thus forsake me. Remember, alas remember that I have interest in you, which I will never yield shall be thus adventured. Your valour is already sufficiently known : sufficiently have you al- ready done for your country : enough, enough there are beside you to lose less worthy lives. Woe is me, what shall become of me if you thus abandon me ? then was it time for you to follow those adventures, when you adventured nobody but yourself, and were nobody's but your own. But now pardon me, that now, or never, I claim mine own ; mine you are, and without me you can undertake no danger : and will you endanger Par- thenia ? Parthenia shall be in the battle of your fight : Parthenia shall smart in your pain, and your blood must be bled by Par- thenia." "Dear Parthenia," said he, "this is the first time that ever you resisted my will : I thank you for it, but persevere not in it; and let not the tears of these most beloved eyes be a presage unto me of that which you would not should happen, I shall live, doubt not : for so great a blessing as you are was not given unto me so soon to be deprived of it. Look for me therefore shortly, and victorious ; and prepare a joyful welcome, and I will wish for no other triumph." She answered not, but stood as it were thunder-stricken with amazement, for true love made obedience stand up against all other passions. But when he took her in his arms, and sought to print his heart in her sweet lips, she fell in a swoon, so that he was fain to leave her to her gentle- women, and carried away by the tyranny of honour, though with many a back cast look and hearty groan, went to the camp. 112 SIR PHILIP SIDNEY [In the course of the war Ar gains is slain hy Amphialus, inconsequence of which Parthenia gives way to grievous dispair. Shortly after this event, Amphialus is called out to do battle with a stranger called the Knight of the Tomb. In the combat that ensues, fortune falls to the challenged, the Knight of the Tomb receiving a mortal wound; whereupon Amphialus hastens to unhelm the foe in order to discover his identity l\ But the headpiece was no sooner off, but that there fell about the shoulders of the overcome knight the treasure of fair golden hair, which with the face, soon known by the badge of excellency, witnessed that it was Parthenia, the unfortunately virtuous wife of Argalus ; her beauty then, even in despite of the passed sorrow, or coming death, assuring all beholders that it was noth- ing short of perfection. For her exceeding fair eyes, having with continual weeping gotten a little redness about them, her round sweetly sweUing lips a little trembling, as though they kissed their neighbor death ; in her cheeks the whiteness striving little by little to get upon the rosiness of them ; her neck, a neck indeed of alabaster, displaying the wound, which with most dainty blood laboured to drown his own beauties ; so that here was a river of purest red, there an island of perfectest white, each giving lustre to the other, with the sweet countenance, God knows, full of an unaffected languishing ; so that Amphialus was astonished with grief, compassion and shame, detesting his fortune that made him unfortunate in victory. Therefore putting off his headpiece and gauntlet, kneeling down unto her, and with tears testifying his sorrow, he offered his, by himself accursed, hands to help her, protesting his hfe and power to be ready to do her honour. But Parthenia, who had inward messengers of the desired death's approach, looking upon him, and straight turning away her feeble sight, as from a delight- less object, drawing out her words, which her breath, loth to de- part from so sweet a body, did faintly deliver: "Sir," said she, "I pray you, if prayers have place in enemies, to let my maids take my body untouched by you : the only honour I now desire by your means, is, that I have no honour of you. Argalus made no such bargain with you, that the hands which killed him should help me. I have of them, and I do not only pardon you, but THE COUNTESS OF PEMBROKE'S ARCADIA 113 thank you for it, the service which I desired. There rests nothing now, but that I go Hve with him, since whose death I have done nothing but die." Then pausing, and a httle fainting, and again coming to herself ; "O sweet life, welcome," said she, *'now feel I the bands united of the cruel death, which so long hath held me. And O Ufe, O death, answer for me, that my thoughts have not so much as in a dream tasted any comfort, since they were deprived of Argalus. I come, my Argalus, I come : and, O God, hide my faults in thy mercies, and grant, as I feel thou dost grant, that in thy eternal love, we may love each other eternally. And this, O Lord:" — but there Atropos cut off her sentence : for with that, casting up both eyes and hands to the skies, the noble soul departed (one might well assure himself) to heaven, which left the body in so heavenly a de- meanour. But Amphialus, with a heart oppressed with grief, because of her request, withdrew himself : but the judges, as full of pity, had been all this while disarming her, and her gentlewomen with lamentable cries labouring to staunch the remediless wounds : and a while she was dead before they perceived it, death being able to divide the soul, but not the beauty from that body. Then kissing her cold hands and feet, weary of the world, since she was gone who was their world, the very heavens seemed with a cloudy countenance to lour at the loss, and fame itself (though by nature glad to tell such rare accidents) yet could not choose but deliver it in lamentable accents, and in such sort quickly it went all over the camp. Basilius himself came forth and brought the fair Gynecia with him. Both they and the rest of the principal nobility went out to make honour triumph over death, conveying that excellent body (whereto Basilius himself would needs lend his shoulder) to a church a mile from the camp, where the valiant Argalus lay entombed ; recommending to that sepulchre the blessed relics of a faithful and virtuous love, giving order for the making of two marble images to represent them, and each way enriching the tomb : upon which Basilius himself caused this epitaph to be written. His Being was in her alone And he not Being she was none. 114 SIR PHILIP SIDNEY They joyed One joy, One grief they griev'd, One love they lov'd, One Ufe they Uv'd. The hand was One, One was the sword That did his death, her death afford. As all the rest ; so now the stone That tombs the Two is justly One. Argalus and Parthenia. BOOK III [Philoclea becomes conscious of her Love for Zelmane, who IS MusiDORUs's Friend, Pyrocles, disguised as an Amazon.] The sweet minded Philoclea was in their degree of well-doing, to whom the not knowing of evil serve th for a ground of virtue, and hold their inward powers in better form with an unspotted simplicity, than many who rather cunningly seek to know what goodness is than willingly take into themselves the following of it. But as that sweet and simple breath of heavenly goodness is the easier to be altered because it hath not passed through the worldly wickedness, nor feelingly found the evil that evil carries with it, so now the lady Philoclea (whose eyes and senses had received nothing, but according as the natural sense of each thing required ; whose tender youth had obediently lived under her parents' behests, without framing out of her own will the fore- choosing of any thing) when now she came to a point wherein her judgment was to be practised in knowing faultiness by his first tokens, she was like a young fawn who, coming in the wind of the hunters, doth not know whether it be a thing or not to be eschewed ; whereof at this time she began to get a costly experience. For after that Zelmane had a while Hved in the lodge with her, and that her only being a noble stranger had bred a kind of heedful attention ; her coming to that lonely place, where she had nobody but her parents, a willingness of conversation ; her wit and behaviour, a liking and silent admira- tion ; at length the excellency of her natural gifts, joined with the • The passages chosen from Book II have been placed out of order, so that the story of Argalus and Parthenia which appears in Books I and III may form a connected whole. THE COUNTESS OF PEMBROKE'S ARCADIA 115, extreme shows she made of most devout honouring Philoclea (carrying thus, in one person, the only two bands of goodwill, lovehness and lovingness) brought forth in her heart a yielding to a most friendly affection ; which when it had gotten so full possession of the keys of her mind that it would receive no message from her senses without that affection were the in- terpreter, then straight grew an exceeding delight still to be with her, with an unmeasurable liking of all that Zelmane did : matters being so turned in her, that where at first liking her manners did breed goodwill, now goodwill became the chief cause of liking her manners : so that within a while Zelmane was not prized for her demeanour, but the demeanour was prized because it was Zelmane's. Then followed that most natural effect of conform- ing herself to that which she did like, and not only wishing to be herself such another in all things, but to ground an imitation upon so much an esteemed authority, so that the next degree was to mark all Zelmane's doings, speeches, and fashions, and to take them into herself as a pattern of worthy proceeding. Which when once it was enacted, not only by the commonality of passions, but agreed unto by her most noble thoughts, and that reason itself, not yet experienced in the issues of such matters, had granted his royal assent, then friendship, a diligent officer, took care to see the statute thoroughly observed. Then grew on that not only did she imitate the soberness of her countenance, the gracefulness of her speech, but even their particular gestures, so that as Zelmane did often eye her, she would often eye Zel- mane ; and as Zelmane's eyes would deliver a submissive, but vehement desire in their look, she, though as yet she had not the desire in her, yet should her eyes answer in like piercing kind- ness of a look. Zelmane, as much as Gynecia's jealousy would suffer, desired to be near Philoclea ; Philoclea, as much as Gynecia's jealousy would suffer, desired to be near Zelmane. If Zelmane took her hand, and softly strained it, she also, thinking the knots of friendship ought to be mutual, would, with a sweet fastness, show she was loth to part from it. And if Zelmane sighed, she would sigh also ; when Zelmane was sad, she deemed it wisdom, and therefore she would be sad too. Zelmane's languishing countenance with crossed arms, and sometimes cast ii6 SIR PHILIP SIDNEY up eyes, she thought to have an excellent grace, and therefore she also willingly put on the same countenance, till at last, poor soul, e'er she were aware, she accepted not only the badge, but the service ; not only the sign, but the passion signified. For whether it were that her wit in continuance did find that Zelmane's friendship was full of impatient desire, having more than ordinary limits, and therefore she was content to second Zelmane, though herself knew not the limits, or that in truth, true love, well considered, hath an infective power, at last she fell in acquaintance with love's harbinger, wishing; first she would wish that they two might live all their lives together like two of Diana's nymphs. But that wish she thought not sufficient, because she knew there would be more nymphs be- sides them, who also would have their part in Zelmane. Then would she wish that she were her sister, that such a natural band might make her more special to her, but against that, she considered, that, though being her sister, if she happened to be married she should be robbed of her. Then grown bolder she would wish either herself, or Zelmane, a man, that there might succeed a blessed marriage between them. But when that wish had once displayed his ensign in her mind, then followed whole squadrons of longings that so it might be, with a main battle of mislikings and repinings against their creation, that so it was not. Then dreams by night began to bring more unto her than she durst wish by day, whereout waking did make her know herself the better by the image of those fancies. But as some diseases when they are easy to be cured, they are hard to be known, but when they grow easy to be known, they are almost impossible to be cured, so the sweet Philoclea, while she might prevent it, she did not feel it, now she felt it, when it was past preventing ; like a river, no rampires being built against it, till already it have overflowed. For now indeed love pulled off his mask, and showed his face unto her, and told her plainly that she was his prisoner. Then needed she no more paint her face with passions, for passions shone through her face ; then her rosy colour was often increased with extraordinary blushing, and so another time, perfect whiteness descended to a degree of paleness ; now hot, then cold, desiring she knew not what, nor how, if she knew what. THE COUNTESS OF PEMBROKE'S ARCADIA 117 Then her mind, though too late, by the smart was brought to think of the disease, and her own proof taught her to know her mother's mind, which, as no error gives so strong assault as that which comes armed in the authority of a parent, so greatly fortified her desires to see that her mother had the like desires. And the more jealous her mother was, the more she thought the jewel precious which was with so many locks guarded. But that prevailing so far, as to keep the two lovers from private conference, then began she to feel the sweetness of a lover's solitariness, when freely with words and gestures, as if Zelmane were present, she might give passage to her thoughts, and so, as it were, utter out some smoke of those flames, wherewith else she was not only burned but smothered. As this night, that going from one lodge to the other, by her mother's command- ment, with doleful gestures and uncertain paces, she did willingly accept the time's offer to be a while alone : so that going a little aside into the wood, where many times before she had delighted to walk, her eyes were saluted with a tuft of trees, so close set together, that, with the shade the moon gave through it, it might breed a fearful kind of devotion to look upon it : but true thoughts of love banished all vain fancy of superstition. Full well she did both remember and like the place, for there had she often with their shade beguiled Phoebus of looking upon her : there had she enjoyed herself often, while she was mistress of herself and had no other thoughts, but such as might arise out of quiet senses. [in this spot she gives way to an expression of her passion.] In this depth of muses and divers sorts of discourses, would she ravingly have remained, but that Dametas and Miso, who were round about to seek her, understanding that she was come to their lodge that night, came hard by her ; Dametas saying that he would not deal in other bodys' matters, but for his part he did not like that maids should once stir out of their fathers' houses, but if it were to milk a cow or save a chicken from a kite's foot, or some such other matter of importance. And Miso swearing that if it were her daughter Mopsa, she would give her a lesson ii8 SIR PHILIP SIDNEY for walking so late that should make her keep within doors for one fortnight. But their jangling made Philoclea rise, and pre- tending as though she had done it but to sport with them, went with them, after she had willed Miso to wait upon her mother to the lodge. ... BOOK II [The Princesses bathe in the River Ladon.] Their sober dinner being come and gone, to recreate themselves something, even tired with the noisesomeness of Miso's conversa- tion, they determined to go, while the heat of the day lasted, to bathe themselves, such being the manner of the Arcadian nymphs often to do, in the river Ladon, and take with them a lute, mean- ing to delight them under some shadow. But they could not stir, but that Miso, with her daughter Mopsa was after them : and as it lay in their way to pass by the other lodge, Zelmane out of her window espied them, and so stole down after them, which she might the better do, because that Gynecia was sick, and Basilius, that day being his birth-day, according to his manner, was busy about his devotions ; and therefore she went after, hoping to find some time to speak with Philoclea : but not a word could she begin, but that Miso would be one of the audience, so that she was driven to recommend thinking, speak- ing, and all, to her eyes, who dihgently performed her trust, till they came to the river side, which of all rivers of Greece had the praise for excellent pureness and sweetness, insomuch as the very bathing in it was accounted exceeding healthful. It ran upon so fine and dehcate a ground, as one could not easily judge whether the river did more wash the gravel, or the gravel did purify the river ; the river not running forth right, but almost continually winding, as if the lower streams would return to their spring, or that the river had a dehght to play with itself. The banks of either side seeming arms of the loving earth that fain would embrace it, and the river a wanton nymph which still would slip from it ; either side of the bank being fringed with most beautiful trees, which resisted the sun's darts from over- much piercing the natural coldness of the river. There was THE COUNTESS OF PEMBROKE'S ARCADIA 119 among the rest a goodly cypress, who bowing her fair head over the water, it seemed she looked into it, and dressed her green locks by that running river. There the princesses determining to bathe themselves, though it was so privileged a place, upon pain of death, as nobody durst presume to come hither ; yet for the more surety, they looked round about, and could see nothing but a water-spaniel, who came down the river, showing that he hunted for a duck, and with a snuffling grace, disdaining that his smelling force could not as well prevail through the water as through the air ; and therefore waiting with his eye to see whether he could espy the ducks getting up again, but then a little below them failing of his purpose, he got out of the river, and shaking off the water (as great men do their friends) now he had no farther cause to use it, inweeded himself so that the ladies lost the farther marking of his sportfulness : and inviting Zelmane also to wash herself with them, and she excusing herself with having taken a late cold, they began by piece-meal to take away the eclipsing of their apparel. Zelmane would have put to her helping hand, but she was taken with such a quivering, that she thought it more wisdom to lean herself to a tree, and look on, while Miso and Mopsa, like a couple of foreswat melters, were getting the pure silver of their bodies out of the ure of their garments. But as the rai- ments went off to receive the kisses of the ground, Zelmane envied the happiness of all, but of the smock was even jealous, and when that was taken away too, and that Philoclea remained, for her Zelmane only marked, like a diamond taken from out of the rock, or rather like the sun getting from under a cloud, and showing his naked beams to the full view, then was the beauty too much for a patient sight, the delight too strong for a stayed conceit, so that Zelmane could not choose but run, to touch, embrace and kiss her. But conscience made her come to herself, and leave Philoclea, who blushing, and withal smiling, making shamefacedness pleasant, and pleasure shamefaced, tenderly moved her feet, unwonted to feel the naked ground, till the touch of the cold water made a pretty kind of shrugging come over her body, like the twinkling of the fairest among the fixed I20 SIR PHILIP SIDNEY stars. But the river itself gave way unto her, so that she was straight breast high, which was the deepest that thereabout she could be : and when cold Ladon had once fully embraced them, himself was no more so cold to those ladies, but as if his cold complexion had been heated with love, so seemed he to play about every part he could touch. "Ah sweet, now sweetest Ladon," said Zelmane, "why dost thou not stay thy course to have more full taste of thy happiness ? but the reason is manifest, the upper streams make such haste to have their part of embracing, that the nether, though lothly, must needs give place unto them. O happy Ladon within whom she is, upon whom her beauty falls, through whom her eye pierceth. O happy Ladon, which art now an unperfect mirror of all perfection, can'st thou ever forget the blessedness of this impression ? if thou do, then let thy bed be turned from fine gravel to weeds and mud ; if thou do, let some unjust niggards make wares to spoil thy beauty ; if thou do, let some greater river fall into thee, to take away the name of Ladon, ! Ladon, happy Ladon, rather slide than run by her, lest thou should'st make her legs slip from her, and then, O happy Ladon, who would then call thee, but the most cursed Ladon?" But as the ladies played then in the water, sometimes striking it with their hands, the water, making lines in his face, seemed to smile at such beating, and with twenty bubbles not to be content to have the picture of their face in large upon him, but he would in each of these bubbles set forth the miniature of them. THE UNFORTUNATE TRAVELLER OR, Jack Wilton THOMAS NASHE About that time that the terror of the world and fever quartan of the French, Henry the Eight (the only true subject of chroni- cles), advanced his standard against the two hundred and fifty towers of Tournay and Terouenne, and had the Emperor and all the nobihty of Flanders, Holland, and Brabant as mercenary : attendants on his full-sailed fortune, I, Jack Wilton, (a gentle- I man at least,) was a certain kind of an appendix or page, belong- [ ing or appertaining in or unto the confines of the English court ; where what my credit was, a number of my creditors that I I cozened can testify : Coslum petimus stuUitia, which of us all is I not a sinner ? Be it known to as many as will pay money enough j to peruse my story, that I followed the court or the camp, or ^ the camp and the court. There did I (Soft, let me drink before ' I go any further !) reign sole king of the cans and black jacks, , prince of the pygmies, county palatine of clean straw and provant, I and, to conclude, lord high regent of rashers of the coals and red i herring cobs. Paulo majora canamus. Well, to the purpose. What stratagemical acts and monuments do you think an ingeni- ous infant of my years might enact ? You will say, it were sufficient if he slur a die, pawn his master to the utmost penny, and minister the oath of the pantofle artificially. These are signs of good education, I must confess, and arguments of In grace and virtue to proceed. Oh, but Aliquid latet quod non patet, there's a further path I must trace : examples confirm ; list, lordings, to my proceedings. Whosoever is acquainted with the state of a camp understands that in it be many quarters, and yet not so many as on London bridge. In those quarters are many companies : Much company, much knavery, as true as that old adage, "Much courtesy, much subtilty." Those 122 THOMAS NASHE companies, like a great deal of corn, do yield some chaff ; the corn are cormorants, the chaff are good fellows, which are quickly blown to nothing with bearing a light heart in a hght purse. Amongst this chaff was I winnowing my wits to hve merrily, and by my troth so I did : the prince could but command men spend their blood in his service, I could make them spend all the money they had for my pleasure. But poverty in the end parts friends ; though I was prince of their purses, and exacted of my unthrift subjects as much liquid allegiance as any kaiser in the world could do, yet where it is not to be had the king must lose his right : want cannot be withstood, men can do no more than they can do : what remained then, but the fox's case must help, when the lion's skin is out at the elbows ? There was a lord in the camp, let him be a Lord of Misrule if you will, for he kept a plain alehouse without welt or guard of any ivy bush, and sold cider and cheese by pint and by pound to all that came, (at the very name of cider I can but sigh, there is so much of it in Rhenish wine nowadays). Well, Tendit ad sidera virtus, there's great virtue belongs (I can tell you) to a cup of cider, and very good men have sold it, and at sea it is Aqua ccelestis; but that's neither here nor there, if it had no other patron but this peer of quart pots to authorise it, it were suffi- cient. This great lord, this worthy lord, this noble lord, thought no scorn (Lord, have mercy upon us !) to have his great velvet breeches larded with the droppings of this dainty liquor, and yet he was an old servitor, a cavaHer of an ancient house, as might appear by the arms of his ancestors, drawn very amiably in chalk on the inside of his tent door. He and no other was the man I chose out to damn with a lewd moneyless device ; for coming to him on a day, as he was counting his barrels and setting the price in chalk on the head of them, I did my duty very devoutly, and told his ale-y honour I had matters of some secrecy to impart unto him, if it pleased him to grant me private audience. "With me, young Wilton ? " quod he; "marry, and shalt ! Bring us a pint of cider of a fresh tap into the Three Cups here ; wash the pot." So into a back room he led me, where after he had spit on his finger, and picked off two or three moats of his old moth-eaten velvet cap, and THE UNFORTUNATE TRAVELLER 123 sponged and wrung all the rheumatic drivel from his ill-favoured goat's beard, he bade me declare my mind, and thereupon he drank to me on the same. I up with a long circumstance, alias, a cunning shift of the seventeens, and discoursed unto him what entire affection I had borne him time out of mind, partly for the high descent and lineage from whence he sprung, and partly for the tender care and provident respect he had of poor soldiers, that, whereas the vastity of that place (which afforded them no indifferent supply of drink or of victuals) might humble them to some extremity, and so weaken their hands, he vouchsafed in his own person to be a victualler to the camp (a rare example of mag- nificence and honourable courtesy), and diligently provided that without far travel every man might for his money have cider and cheese his belly full ; nor did he sell his cheese by the wey only, or his cider by the great, but abased himself with his own hands to take a shoemaker's knife (a homely instrument for such a high personage to touch) and cut it out equally, like a true justiciary, in Httle pennyworths that it would do a man good for to look upon. So likewise of his cider, the poor man might have his moderate draught of it (as there is a moderation in all things) as well for his doit or his dandiprat as the rich man for his half sous or his denier. "Not so much," quoth I, "but this tapster's linen apron which you wear to protect your apparel from the imperfections of the spigot, most amply bewrays your lowly mind. I speak it with tears, too few such noble men have we, that will draw drink in linen aprons. Why, you are every child's fellow ; any man that comes under the name of a soldier and a good fellow, you will sit and bear company to the last pot, yea, and you take in as good part the homely phrase of 'Mine host, here's to you,' as if one saluted you by all the titles of your barony. These considerations, I say, which the world suffers to sHp by in the channel of forgetfulness, have moved me, in ardent zeal of your welfare, to forewarn you of some dangers that have beset you and your barrels." At the name of dangers he start up, and bounced with his fist on the board so hard that his tapster overhearing him, cried, "Anon, anon, sir ! by and by !" and came and made a low leg and asked him what he lacked. He was ready to have striken his tapster for interrupting him in 124 THOMAS NASHE attention of this his so much desired relation, but for fear of displeasing me he moderated his fury, and only sending for the other fresh pint, willed him look to the bar, and come when he is called, "with a devil's name !" Well, at his earnest impor- tunity, after I had moistened my Hps to make my lie run glib to his journey's end, forward I went as followeth. "It chanced me the other night, amongst other pages, to attend where the King, with his lords and many chief leaders, sat in counsel : there, amongst sundry serious matters that were debated, and intelHgences from the enemy given up, it was privily informed (No villains to these privy informers !) that you, even you that I now speak to, had — (O would I had no tongue to tell the rest ; by this drink, it grieves me so I am not able to repeat it !) " Now was my drunken lord ready to hang himself for the end of the full point, and over my neck he throws himself very lubberly, and entreated me, as I was a proper young gentleman and ever looked for pleasure at his hands, soon to rid him out of this hell of suspense, and resolve him of the rest : then fell he on his knees, wrung his hands, and I think on my conscience, wept out all the cider that he had drunk in a week before : to move me to have pity on him, he rose and put his rusty ring on my finger, gave me his greasy purse with that single money that was in it, prom- ised to make me his heir, and a thousand more favours, if I would expire the misery of his unspeakable tormenting uncertainty. I, being by nature inchned to Mercie (for indeed I knew two or three good wenches of that name), bade him harden his ears, and not make his eyes abortive before their time, and he should have the inside of my breast turned outward, hear such a tale as would tempt the utmost strength of life to attend it and not die in the midst of it. "Why (quoth I) myself that am but a poor childish well- wilier of yours, with the very thought that a man of your desert and state by a number of peasants and var- lets should be so injuriously abused in hugger mugger, have wept. The wheel under our city bridge carries not so much water over the city, as my brain hath welled forth gushing streams of sorrow. My eyes have been drunk, outrageously drunk, with giving but ordinary intercourse through their sea-circled islands to my distilling dreariment. What shall I say? that THE UNFORTUNATE TRAVELLER 125 which maKce hath said is the mere overthrow and murder of your days. Change not your colour, none can slander a clear conscience to itself ; receive all your fraught of misfortune in at once. "It is buzzed in the King's head that you are a secret friend to the enemy, and under pretence of getting a license to furnish the camp with cider and such like provant, you have furnished the enemy, and in empty barrels sent letters of discovery and corn innumerable." I might well have left here, for by this time his white liver had mixed itself with the white of his eye, and both were turned up- wards, as if they had offered themselves a fair white for death to shoot at. The truth was, I was very loth mine host and I should part with dry lips : wherefore the best means that I could imagine to wake him out of his trance, was to cry loud in his ear, "Ho, host, what's to pay ? will no man look to the reckoning here?" And in plain verity it took expected effect, for with the noise he started and bustled, like a man that had been scared with fire out of his sleep, and ran hastily to his tapster, and all to belaboured him about the ears, for letting gentlemen call so long and not look in to them. Presently he remembered himself, and had like to fall into his memento again, but that I met him half ways and asked his lordship what he meant to slip his neck out of the collar so suddenly, and, being revived, strike his tapster so hastily. "Oh (quoth he), I am bought and sold for doing my country such good service as I have done. They are afraid of me, be- cause my good deeds have brought me into such estimation with the commonalty. I see, I see, it is not for the lamb to live with the wolf." "The world is well amended (thought I) with your eldership ; such another forty years' nap together as Epimenides had, would make you a perfect wise man." "Answer me (quoth he), my wise young Wilton, is it true that I am thus underhand dead and buried by these bad tongues ?" "Nay (quoth I), you shall pardon me, for I have spoken too much already ; no definitive sentence of death shall march out of my well-meaning lips; they have but lately sucked milk, 126 THOMAS NASHE and shall they so suddenly change their food and seek after blood?" ''Oh, but (quoth he) a man's friend is his friend ; fill the other pint, tapster : what said the King ? did he believe it when he heard it ? I pray thee say ; I swear by my nobility, none in the world shall ever be made privy that I received any light of this matter by thee." "That firm affiance (quoth I) had I in you before, or else I would never have gone so far over the shoes, to pluck you out of the mire. Not to make many words, (since you will needs know,) the King says flatly, you are a miser and a snudge, and he never hoped better of you." "Nay, then (quoth he) question- less some planet that loves not cider hath conspired against me." "Moreover, which is worse, the King hath vowed to give Terouenne one hot breakfast only with the bungs that he will pluck out of your barrels. I cannot stay at this time to report each circumstance that passed, but the only counsel that my long cherished kind inclination can possibly contrive, is now in your old days to be liberal : such victuals or provision as you have, presently distribute it frankly amongst poor soldiers ; I would let them burst their bellies with cider and bathe in it, be- fore I would run into my prince's ill opinion for a whole sea of it. If greedy hunters and hungry tale-tellers pursue you, it is for a little pelf that you have ; cast it behind you, neglect it, let them have it, lest it breed a farther inconvenience. Credit my advice, you shall find it prophetical : and thus have I discharged the part of a poor friend." With some few like phrases of ceremony, "Your Honour's poor suppliant," and so forth, and "Farewell, my good youth, I thank thee and will remember thee," we parted. But the next day I think we had a dole of cider, cider in bowls, in scuppets, in helmets ; and to conclude, if a man would have filled his boots full, there he might have had it : provant thrust itself into poor soldiers' pockets whether they would or no. We made five peals of shot into the town together of nothing but spiggots and faucets of discarded empty barrels : every under-foot soldier had a distenanted tun, as Diogenes had his tub to sleep in. I myself got as many confiscated tapster's aprons as made me a tent as big as any ordinary commander's THE UNFORTUNATE TRAVELLER 127 in the field. But in conclusion, my well-beloved baron of double beer got him humbly on his mary-bones to the king, and com- plained he was old and stricken in years, and had never an heir to cast at a dog, wherefore if it might please his Majesty to take his lands into his hands, and allow him some reasonable pension to live, he should be marvellously well pleased : as for wars, he was weary of them ; yet as long as his Highness ventured his own person, he would not flinch a foot, but make his withered body a buckler to bear off any blow advanced against him. The King, marvelling at this alteration of his cider merchant (for so he often pleasantly termed him), with a little farther talk bolted out the whole complotment. Then was I pitifully whipped for my holiday lie, though they made themselves merry with it many a winter's evening after. THE PILGRIM'S PROGRESS In the Similitude of a Dream JOHN BUNYAN As I walked through the wilderness of this world, I lighted on a certain place where was a Den, and I laid me down in that place to sleep : and, as I slept, I dreamed a dream. I dreamed, and behold I saw a man clothed with rags, standing in a certain place, with his face from his own house, a book in his hand, and a great burden upon his back (Isa. Ixiv. 6; Luke xiv. 33; Ps. xxxviii. 4; Hab. ii. 2; Acts xvi. 31). I looked, and saw him open the book and read therein; and, as he read, he wept, and trembled ; and not being able longer to contain, he brake out with a lamentable cry, saying, "What shall I do?" (Acts ii. 37.) In this plight, therefore, he went home and refrained himself as long as he could, that his wife and children should not per- ceive his distress ; but he could not be silent long, because that his trouble increased. Wherefore at length he brake his mind to his wife and children ; and thus he began to talk to them. O Thi Id ^^ ^^^^ wife, said he, and you the children of my bowels, I, your dear friend, am in myself undone by reason of a burden that lieth hard upon me ; moreover, I am for certain informed that this our city will be burned with fire from heaven, in which fearful overthrow both myself, with thee, my wife, and you my sweet babes, shall miserably come to ruin, He knows no ^^^ept (the which yet I see not) some way of escape way of es- can be found, whereby we may be delivered. At cape as yet. ^j^j^ j^-^ j-gi^j-j^Qj-^g were sore amazed ; not for that they believed that what he had said to them was true, but because they thought that some frenzy distemper had got into his 128 THE PILGRIM'S PROGRESS 129 head ; therefore, it drawing towards night, and they hoping that sleep might settle his brains, with all haste they got him to bed. But the night was as troublesome to him as the day ; wherefore, instead of sleeping, he spent it in sighs and tears. So, when the morning was come, they would know how he did. He told them. Worse and worse : he also set to talking to them again : but they began to be hardened. They also thought to drive away his distemper by harsh and surly carriages to him ; sometimes they would deride, sometimes they would chide, and sometimes they would quite neglect him. physic for a Wherefore he began to retire himself to his chamber, ^^*^^ to pray for and pity them, and also to condole his own misery ; he would also walk solitarily in the fields, sometimes reading, and sometimes praying : and thus for some days he spent his time. Now, I saw, upon a time, when he was walking in the fields, that he was, as he was wont, reading in his book, and greatly distressed in his mind ; and as he read, he burst out, as he had done before, crying, "What shall I do to be saved?" I saw also that he looked this way and that way, as if he would run ; yet he stood still, because, as I perceived, he could not tell which way to go. I looked then, and saw a man named Evangelist coming to him, who asked. Wherefore dost thou cry? (Job xxxiii. 23.) He answered. Sir, I perceive by the book in my hand that I am condemned to die, and after that to come to judgment (Heb. ix. 27), and I find that I am not willing to do the first (Job xvi. 21), nor able to do the second (Ezek. xxii. 14). Then said Evangelist, Why not willing to die, since this life is attended with so many evils ? The man answered. Because I fear that this burden that is upon my back will sink me lower than the grave, and I shall fall into Tophet (Isa. xxx. 33). And, sir, if I be not fit to go to prison, I am not fit to go to judgment, and from thence to execution ; and the thoughts of ^ . . ° Conviction these thmgs make me cry. oftheneces- Then said Evangelist, If this be thy condition, why s'*yo^flyi°g- standest thou still ? He answered. Because I know not whither to go. Then he gave him a parchment roll, and there was writ- ten within, "Flee from the wrath to come" (Matt. iii. 7). I30 JOHN BUNYAN The man therefore read it, and looking upon Evangelist very carefully, said. Whither must I fly ? Then said Evangelist, pointing with his finger over a very wide field. Do you see yonder wicket-gate? (Matt. vii. 13, 14.) The man said, No. Then said the other, Do you see yonder shining light ? (Ps. cxix. 105 ; 2 Pet. i. 19.) He said, I think I do. Then said Evangelist, Keep that light in your eye, and go up directly thereto : so shalt ch • t d thou see the gate ; at which when thou knockest the way to it shall be told thee what thou shalt do. So I saw b™fo*ifi^°* in my dream that the man began to run. Now, without the he had not run far from his own door, but his wife ""^ ■ and children perceiving it, began to cry after him to return ; but the man put his fingers in his ears, and ran on, crying. Life ! life ! eternal life ! (Luke xiv. 26.) So he looked not behind him, but fled towards the middle of the plain (Gen. xix. 17). The neighbours also came out to see him run (Jer. xx. 10) ; and as he ran, some mocked, others threatened, and some cried The that after him to return ; and, among those that did so, fly from the there were two that resolved to fetch him back by ^a}^ 1^-. o force. The name of the one was Obstinate, and the come, are a ' gazing-stock name of the other Pliable. Now by this time, the o e wor . j^g^j^ ^g^g gQ^ ^ good distance from them ; but, how- ever, they were resolved to pursue him, which they did, and in a little time they overtook him. Then said the man, Neigh- Obstinate hours, wherefore are ye come ? They said. To per- andPUabie suade you to go back with us. But he said, That o ow mi. ^^^ 1^^ ^^ means be ; you dwell, said he, in the City of Destruction, the place also where I was born : I see it to be so ; and dying there, sooner or later, you will sink lower than the grave, into a place that burns with fire and brimstone : be content, good neighbours, and go along with me. Obst. What ! said Obstinate, and leave our friends and our comforts behind us? Chr. Yes, said Christian (for that was his name), because that ALL which you shall forsake is not worthy to be compared with a little of that which I am seeking to enjoy (2 Cor. iv. 18) ; and if you will go along with me, and hold it, you shall fare as THE PILGRIM'S PROGRESS 131 I myself ; for there, where I go, is enough and to spare (Luke xv. 17). Come away, and prove my words. Obst. What are the things you seek, since you leave all the world to find them ? Chr. I seek an inheritance incorruptible, undefiled, and that fadeth not away (i Pet. i. 4), and it is laid up in heaven, and safe there (Heb. xi. 16), to be bestowed, at the time appointed, on them that diligently seek it. Read it so, if you will, in my book. Obst. Tush ! said Obstinate, away with your book. Will you go back with us or no ? Chr. No, not I, said the other, because I have laid my hand to the plough (Luke ix. 62). Obst. Come then, neighbour Pliable, let us turn again, and go home without him ; there is a company of these crazy- headed coxcombs, that, when they take a fancy by the end, are wiser in their own eyes than seven men that can render a reason (Prov. xxvi. 16). Pli. Then said Pliable, Don't revile ; if what the good Chris- tian says is true, the things he looks after are better than ours : my heart inclines to go with my neighbour. Obst. What ! more fools still ! Be ruled by me, and go back ; who knows whither such a brain-sick fellow will lead you ? Go back, go back, and be wise. Chr. Nay, but do thou come with thy neighbour, Pliable ; there are such things to be had which I spoke of, and many more glories besides. If you believe not and obsti- me, read here in this book ; and for the truth of what ^^te pull for . Pliable's is expressed therein, behold all is confirmed by the soul. blood of Him that made it (Heb. ix. 17-21). Pli. Well, neighbour Obstinate, said PHable, I begin to come to a point; I intend to go along with this good man, ,^ '. , .,,. , ^ , Pliable con- and to cast m my lot with him ; but, my good com- tented to go panion, do you know the way to this desired place ? ^^^^ Chns- Chr. I am directed by a man, whose name is Evangelist, to speed me to a Kttle gate that is before us, where we shall receive instructions about the way. Pli. Come, then, good neighbour, let us be going. Then they went both together. 132 JOHN BUNYAN Obst. And I will go back to my place, said Obstinate ; I will be no companion of such misled, fantastical goes railing fellows. ^**^^- Now, I saw in my dream, that, when Obstinate was gone back. Christian and Pliable went talking over the plain ; and thus they began their discourse, tween^ Chr. Come, neighbour Pliable, how do you do? Christian J am glad you are persuaded to go along with me. Had even Obstinate himself but felt what I have felt of the powers and terrors of what is yet unseen, he would not thus lightly have given us the back. Pli. Come, neighbour Christian, since there are none but us two here, tell me now further what the things are, and how to be enjoyed, whither we are going. Chr. I can better conceive of them with my mind, than God's things speak of them with my tongue ; but yet, since you unspeak- are desirous to know, I will read of them in my able. 1 1 book. Now, I saw in my dream, that just as they had ended this talk they drew near to a very miry slough, that was in the The Slough midst of the plain ; and they, being heedless, did of Despond. ^^Q^^i fall suddenly into the bog. The name of the slough was Despond. Here, therefore, they wallowed for a time, being grievously bedaubed with the dirt; and Christian, because of the burden that was on his back, began to sink in the mire. Pli. Then said Pliable, Ah ! neighbour Christian, where are you now ? Chr. Truly, said Christian, I do not know. Pli. At this Pliable began to be offended, and angrily said to his fellow, Is this the happiness you have told me all this while of ? If we have such ill speed at our first setting out, what may we expect betwixt this and our journey's end ? May I get out again with my life, you shall possess the enough to brave country alone for me. And, with that, he be pliable, gg^ye a desperate struggle or two, and got out of the mire on that side of the slough which was next to his own house so away he went, and Christian saw him no more. THE PILGRIM'S PROGRESS 133 Wherefore Christian was left to tumble in the Slough of De- spond alone : but still he endeavoured to struggle ^^ . ,. . r 1 1 1 1 -11 r 1 r Chnstian in to that side of the slough that was still further from trouble his own house, and next to the wicket-gate ; the ^gt^urth^,.**' which he did, but could not get out, because of the from his burden that was upon his back. : but I beheld in my ^^"^ house, dream, that a man came to him, whose name was Help, and asked him, What he did there ? Chr. Sir, said Christian, I was bid go this way by a man called Evangelist, who directed me also to yonder gate, that I might escape the wrath to come ; and as I was going thither I fell in here. The Prom- Help. But why did not you look for the steps ? i^es. Chr. Fear followed me so hard, that I fled the next way and fell in. Help. Then said he. Give me thy hand : so he gave him his hand, and he drew him out, and set him upon sound Help lifts ground, and bid him go on his way (Ps. xl. 2). him up. Then I stepped to him that plucked him out, and said. Sir, wherefore, since over this place is the way from the City of Destruction to yonder gate, is it that this plat is not mended, that poor travellers might go thither with more security ? And he said unto me. This miry slough is such a place as cannot be mended ; it is the descent whither the scum and filth „„ . , ' ... . what makes that attends conviction for sin doth continually run, thesiough and therefore it is called the Slough of Despond ; for ° ^^^°°^ ' still, as the sinner is awakened about his lost condition, there ariseth in his soul many fears, and doubts, and discouraging apprehensions, which all of them get together, and settle in this place. And this is the reason of the badness of this ground. It is not the pleasure of the King that this place should remain so bad (Isa. xxxv. 3, 4). His labourers also have, by the direction of His Majesty's surveyors, been for above these sixteen hundred years employed about this patch of ground, if perhaps it might have been mended : yea, and to my knowledge, said he, here have been swallowed up at least twenty thousand cart-loads, yea, millions of wholesome instructions, that have at all seasons been brought from all places of the King's domin- 134 JOHN BUNYAN ions, and they that can tell, say they are the best materials to make good ground of the place ; if so be, it might have been mended, but it is the Slough of Despond still, and so will be when they have done what they can. True, there are, by the direction of the Lawgiver, certain good and substantial steps, placed even through the very ises of midst of the slough ; but at such time as this place forgiveness (Joth much spew out its filth, as it doth against change ance to life of weather, these steps are hardly seen ; or, if they by faith in j^g^ men, through the dizziness of their heads, step beside, and then they are bemired to purpose, not- withstanding the steps be there ; but the ground is good when they are once got in at the gate (i Sam. xii. 23) Then I saw in my dream, that when they ^ were got out of the wilderness, they presently saw a town before them, and the name of that town is Vanity ; and at the town there is a fair kept, called Vanity Fair : it is kept all the year long ; it beareth the name of Vanity Fair, because the town where it is kept is lighter than vanity ; and also because all that is there sold, or that Cometh thither, is vanity. As is the saying of the wise, "all that Cometh ^5 vanity "(Eccles.i. 2, 14; ii. 11,17; xi.8; Isa.xli. 29). This fair is no new-erected business, but a thing of ancient standing; I will show you the original of it. Almost five thousand years agone, there were pilgrims walk- The antiq- ^^S to the Celestial City, as these two honest persons uity of this are : and Beelzebub, Apollyon, and Legion, with their ^' companions, perceiving by the path that the pilgrims made, that their way to the city lay through this town of Vanity, they contrived here to set up a fair; a fair wherein should be sold all sorts of vanity, and that it should last all the year long : „, therefore at this fair are all such merchandise sold, The mer- ' chandise of as houses, lands, trades, places, honours, preferments, this fair. titles, countries, kingdoms, lusts, pleasures, and de- lights of all sorts, as whores, bawds, wives, husbands, children, masters, servants, lives, blood, bodies, souls, silver, gold, pearls, precious stones, and what not. And, moreover, at this fair there is at all times to be seen ' Christian and Faithful. THE PILGRIM'S PROGRESS 135 juggling, cheats, games, plays, fools, apes, knaves, and rogues, and that of every kind. Here are to be seen, too, and that for nothing, thefts, murders, adulteries, false swearers, and that of a blood-red colour. And as in other fairs of less moment, there are the several rows and streets, under their proper names, where such and such wares are vended ; so here likewise you have the proper places, rows, streets (viz. countries and kingdoms), where the wares of this fair are soonest to be found. Here is the Britain Row, the French Row, the Italian Row, the Spanish xhe streets Row, the German Row, where several sorts of vanities °^ t^s fair, are to be sold. But, as in other fairs, some one commodity is as the chief of all the fair, so the ware of Rome and her merchan- , dise is greatly promoted in this fair ; only our Enghsh nation, I with some others, have taken a dislike thereat. I Now, as I said, the way to the Celestial City lies just through this town where this lusty fair is kept ; and he that will go to the I City, and yet not go through this town, must needs Q^mst went I "go out of the world" (i Cor. v. 10). The Prince through this j of princes himself, when here, went through this town ^' \ to his own country, and that upon a fair day too ; yea, and as ' I think, it was Beelzebub, the chief lord of this fair, that invited him to buy of his vanities ; yea, would have made I him lord of the fair, would he but have done him rev- bought ierence as he went through the town (Matt. iv. 8; nothing in ;Luke iv. 5-7). Yea, because he was such a person 1 of honour, Beelzebub had him from street to street, and showed I him all the kingdoms of the world in a little time, that he might, if possible, allure the Blessed One to cheapen and buy jj^gpy some of his vanities ; but he had no mind to the grims enter merchandise, and therefore left the town, without *^®*^- laying out so much as one farthing upon these vanities. This fair, therefore, is an ancient thing, of long standing, and a very great fair. Now these pilgrims, as I said, must needs The fair in a go through this fair. Well, so they did : but, behold, hubbub even as they entered into the fair, all the people in * °" ®™" the fair" were moved, and the town itself as it were in a hubbub about them ; and that for several reasons : for — 136 JOHN BUNYAN First, The pilgrims were clothed with such kind of raiment as was diverse from the raiment of any that traded in that fair. The first The people, therefore, of the fair, made a great gazing cause of the upon them : some said they were fools, some they were bedlams, and some they are outlandish men (i Cor. ii. 7, 8). Secondly, And as they wondered at their apparel, so they did Second likewise at their speech ; for few could understand cause of the what they said ; they naturally spoke the language of Canaan, but they that kept the fair were the men of this world ; so that, from one end of the fair to the other, they seemed barbarians each to the other. Thirdly, But that which did not a little amuse the merchan- disers was, that these pilgrims set very light by all their wares ; Third cause ^^^Y cared not so much as to look upon them ; and if of the they called upon them to buy, they would put their " " ■ fingers in their ears, and cry, "Turn away mine eyes from beholding vanity," and look upwards, signifying that their trade and traffic was in heaven (Ps. cxix. 37 ; Phil. iii. 19, 20). One chanced mockingly, beholding the carriage of the men, Fourth to ^^y unto them. What will ye buy? But they, cause of the looking gravely upon him, answered, "We buy the truth" (Prov. xxiii. 23). At that there was an occasion taken to despise the men the more ; some mocking, They are some taunting, some speaking reproachfully, and mocked. some Calling upon others to smite them. At last things came to a hubbub and great stir in the fair, insomuch The fair in a that all order was confounded. Now was word hubbub. presently brought to the great one of the fair, who quickly came down, and deputed some of his most trusty friends They are to take these men into examination, about whom examined. |^]^g fg^jj- -y^^g almost Overturned. So the men were brought to examination ; and they that sat upon them, asked They tell them whence they came, whither they went, and what who they ^-j^gy ^[^ there, in such an unusual garb ? The men whence they told them that they were pilgrims and strangers in came. ^-j^e world, and that they were going to their own country, which was the heavenly Jerusalem (Heb. xi. 13-16) ; THE PILGRIM'S PROGRESS 137 and that they had given no occasion to the men of the town, nor yet to the merchandisers, thus to abuse them, and to let them in their journey, except it was for that, when They are not one asked them what they would buy, they said they believed, would buy the truth. But they that were appointed to examine them did not believe them to be any other than bed- They are put lams and mad, or else such as came to put all things i° *^® <^*s®- into a confusion in the fair. Therefore they took them and beat them, and besmeared them with dirt, and then put them into the cage, that they might be made a spectacle to all the men of the fair. Behold Vanity Fair ! the Pilgrims there Are chained and stand beside : Even so it was our Lord passed here, And on Mount Calvary died. There, therefore, they lay for some time, and were made the objects of any man's sport, or malice, or revenge, the great one of the fair laughing still at all that befell them. But _. . 'the men being patient, and not rendering railing for behaviour 1 railing, but contrariwise, blessing, and giving good ^" *^® '^*^®' words for bad, and kindness for injuries done, some men in the fair that were more observing, and less prejudiced than the {rest, began to check and blame the baser sort for their continual abuses done by them to the men ; they, the fair do [therefore, in angry manner, let fly at them again, fail out counting them as bad as the men in the cage, and themselves j telling them that they seemed confederates, and about these 'should be made partakers of their misfortunes. The j other replied, that for aught they could see, the men were quiet, land sober, and intended nobody any harm ; and that there were Imany that traded in their fair that were more worthy They are to be put into the cage, yea, and pillory too, than ™^^^ *^® were the men they had abused. Thus, after divers this dis- [Words had passed on both sides, the men behaving turbance. themselves all the while very wisely and soberly before them, they fell to some blows among themselves, and did harm one to another. Then were these two poor men brought before their 138 JOHN BUNYAN examiners again, and there charged as being guilty of the late hubbub that had been in the fair. So they beat ie/up*and them pitifully, and hanged irons upon them, and down the Jed them in chains up and down the fair, for an chains, for example and a terror to others, lest any should a terror to speak in their behalf, or join themselves' unto them. others But Christian and Faithful behaved themselves yet more wisely, and received the ignominy and shame that was cast upon them, with so much meekness and patience, men of the that it won to their side, though but few in compari- fair won to gon of the rest, several of the men in the fair. This put the other party yet into greater rage, insomuch that they concluded the death of these two men. Wherefore they threatened, that neither cage nor irons should sariesre- serve their turn, but that they should die, for the abuse solve to kiu they had done, and for deluding the men of the fair. Then were they remanded to the cage again, until further order should be taken with them. So they put them in, and made their feet fast in the stocks. Here, therefore, they called again to mind what they had heard from their faithful friend Evangelist, and were the more confirmed in their way and sufferings, by what he told them would happen to them. They also now comforted each other, that whose lot it was to suffer, even he should have the best of it ; therefore each man secretly wished that he might have that preferment : but committing themselves to the all-wise disposal of Him that ruleth all things, with much content, they again put abode in the condition in which they were, until they into the should be Otherwise disposed of. after Then a convenient time being appointed, they brought to brought them forth to their trial, in order to their condemnation. When the time was come, they were brought before their enemies and arraigned. The Judge's name was Lord Hate-good. Their indictment was one and the same Their in substance, though somewhat varying in form, the indictment, contents whereof were this : — "That they were enemies to and disturbers of their trade; that they had made commotions and divisions in the town, and THE PILGRIM'S PROGRESS 139 had won a party to their own most dangerous opinions, in con- tempt of the law of their prince." Now, Faithful, play the man, speak for thy God : Fear not the wicked's malice, nor their rod : Speak boldly, man, the truth is on thy side : Die for it, and to life in triimiph ride. Then Faithful began to answer, that he had only set himself against that which hath set itself against Him that is higher than the highest. And, said he, as for disturbance, p^ithfui's I make none, being myself a man of peace; the answer for parties that were won to us, were won by beholding *^™^®"- our truth and innocence, and they are only turned from the worse to the better. And as to the king you talk of, since he is Beelzebub, the enemy of our Lord, I defy him and all his angels. Then proclamation was made, that they that had aught to Isay for their lord the king against the prisoner at the bar, should [forthwith appear and give in their evidence. So there came in three witnesses, to wit, Envy, Superstition, and Pickthank. They were then asked if they knew the prisoner at the bar ; I and what they had to say for their lord the king against him. Then stood forth Envy, and said to this effect : , . . , Envy begins. My Lord, I have known this man a long time, and will attest upon my oath before this honourable bench that he is Judge. Hold ! Give him his oath. (So they sware him.) ;Then he said — ' Envy. My Lord, this man, notwithstanding his plausible name, ^is one of the vilest men in our country. He neither regardeth 'prince nor people, law nor custom ; but doth all that he can to possess all men with certain of his disloyal notions, which he in •the general calls principles of faith and holiness. And, in par- jticular, I heard him once myself affirm that Christianity and the customs of our town of Vanity were diametrically opposite, and could not be reconciled. By which saying, my Lord, he idoth at once not only condemn all our laudable doings, but us jin the doing of them. i Judge. Then did the Judge say to him, Hast thou any more I to say ? I40 JOHN BUNYAN Envy. My Lord, I could say much more, only I would not be tedious to the court. Yet, if need be, when the other gentle- men have given in their evidence, rather than anything shall be wanting that will despatch him, I will enlarge my testimony against him. So he was bid to stand by. Then they called Superstition, and bid him look upon the prisoner. They also asked, what he could say for their lord the king against him. Then they sware him ; so he began. Super. My Lord, I have no great acquaintance with this man, nor do I desire to have further knowledge of him ; however, Supersti- this I know, that he is a very pestilent fellow, from tion follows, some discourse that, the other day, I had with him in this town ; for then, talking with him, I heard him say, that our religion was nought, and such by which a man could by no means please God. Which sayings of his, my Lord, your Lord- ship very well knows, what necessarily thence will follow, to wit, that we do still worship in vain, are yet in our sins, and finally shall be damned ; and this is that which I have to say. Then was Pickthank sworn, and bid say what he knew, in behalf of their lord the king, against the prisoner at the bar. Pick. My Lord, and you gentlemen all. This fellow I have known of a long time, and have heard him speak things that Pickthank's ought not to be spoke ; for he hath railed on our noble testimony, prince Beelzebub, and hath spoken contemptibly of his honourable friends, whose names are the Lord Old Man, the Lord Carnal Dehght, the Lord Luxurious, the Lord Desire of Vain Sins are all G^^^Y' ^Y ^^^ Lord Lechery, Sir Having Greedy, with lords, and all the rest of our nobility; and he hath said, more- great ones. Qygj.^ That if all men were of his mind, if possible, there is not one of these noblemen should have any longer a being in this town. Besides, he hath not been afraid to rail on you, my Lord, who are now appointed to be his judge, calhng you an ungodly villain, with many other such like vihfying terms, with which he hath bespattered most of the gentry of our town. When this Pickthank had told his tale, the Judge directed his speech to the prisoner at the bar, saying, Thou runagate, heretic, and traitor, hast thou heard what these honest gentlemen have witnessed against thee ? THE PILGRIM'S PROGRESS 141 Faith. May I speak a few words in my own defence ? Judge. Sirrah ! Sirrah ! thou deservest to live no longer, but to be slain immediately upon the place ; yet, that all men may see our gentleness towards thee, let us hear what thou, vile runa- gate, hast to say. Faith, i. I say, then, in answer to what Mr. Envy hath spoken, I never said aught but this, That what rule, ^ ... , or laws, or customs, or people, were flat against the defence of Word of God, are diametrically opposite to Chris- ^"^^^^^• tianity. If I have said amiss in this, convince me of my error, and I am ready here before you to make my recantation. 2. As to the second, to wit, Mr. Superstition, and his charge against me, I said only this, That in the worship of God there is required a Divine faith ; but there can be no Divine faith with- out a Divine revelation of the will of God. Therefore, what- ever is thrust into the worship of God that is not agreeable to Divine revelation, cannot be done but by a human faith, which faith will not be profitable to eternal life. 3. As to what Mr. Pick thank hath said, I say (avoiding terms, as that I am said to rail, and the like), that the prince of this town, with all the rabblement, his attendants, by this gentleman named, are more fit for a being in hell, than in this town and country : and so, the Lord have mercy upon me ! Then the Judge called to the jury (who all this while stood by, to hear and observe) : Gentlemen of the jury, you see this man about whom so great an uproar hath been made ^j^^ , ^ ^,^ in this town. You have also heard what these worthy speech to gentlemen have witnessed against him. Also you ^^^^' have heard his reply and confession. It lieth now in your breasts to hang him or save his fife ; but yet I think meet to instruct you into our law. There was an Act made in the days of Pharaoh the Great, servant to our prince, that lest those of a contrary rehgion should multiply and grow too strong for him, their males should be thrown into the river (Exod. i. 22). There was also an Act made in the days of Nebuchadnezzar the Great, another of his servants, that whosoever would not fall down and worship his golden image, should be thrown into a fiery furnace (Dan. iii. 6). 142 JOHN BUNYAN There was also an Act made in the days of Darius, that whoso, for some time, called upon any god but him, should be cast into the Hons' den (Dan. vi). Now the substance of these laws this rebel has broken, not only in thought (which is not to be borne), but also in word and deed ; which must there- fore needs be intolerable. For that of Pharaoh, his law was made upon a supposition, to prevent mischief, no crime being yet apparent; but here is a crime apparent. For the second and third, you see he dis- puteth against our rehgion ; and for the treason he hath con- fessed, he deserveth to die the death. Then went the jury out, whose names were, Mr. Blind-man, Mr. No-good, Mr. Malice, Mr. Love-lust, Mr. Live-loose, Mr. Heady, Mr. High-mind, Mr. Enmity, Mr. Liar, Mr. The jury, Cruelty, Mr. Hate-light, and Mr. Implacable; who and their , , . . , . . , . names. every one gave m his private verdict against mm among themselves, and afterwards unanimously con- cluded to bring him in guilty before the Judge. And first, among themselves, Mr. Blind-man, the foreman, said, I see _ , clearly that this man is a heretic. Then said Mr. Every one's -^ private ver- No-good, Away with such a fellow from the earth. ^'^^ Ay, said Mr. Malice, for I hate the very looks of him. Then said Mr, Love-lust, I could never endure him. Nor I, said Mr. Live-loose, for he would always be condemning my way. Hang him, hang him, said Mr. Heady. A sorry scrub, said Mr. High-mind. My heart riseth against him, said Mr. Enmity. He is a rogue, said Mr. Liar. Hanging is too good for him, said Mr. Cruelty. Let us despatch him out of the way, They con- said Mr. Hate-light. Then said Mr. Implacable, elude to Might I have all the world given me, I could not bring him m . r i • i guilty of be reconciled to him ; therefore, let us forthwith death. bring him in guilty of death. And so they did ; therefore he was presently condemned to be had from the place where he was, to the place from whence he came, and there to be The cruel P^^ ^° ^^^ most cruel death that could be invented, death of They, therefore, brought him out, to do with him ^ ' according to their law ; and, first, they scourged him, then they buffeted him, then they lanced his flesh with knives ; THE PILGRIM'S PROGRESS 143 after that, they stoned him with stones, then pricked him with their swords ; and, last of all, they burned him to ashes at the stake. Thus came Faithful to his end. ^ A chariot Now I saw that there stood behind the multitude ^^^ horses a chariot and a couple of horses, waiting for Faith- away Faith- ful, who (so soon as his adversaries had despatched ^"*- him) was taken up into it, and straightway was carried up through the clouds, with sound of trumpet, the nearest way to the celestial gate. Brave Faithful, bravely done in word and deed ; Judge, witnesses, and jury have, instead Of overcoming thee, but shown their rage : When they are dead, thou'lt live from age to age. But as for Christian, he had some respite, and was remanded back to prison. So he there remained for a space ; but He that overrules all things, having the power of their christian rage in his own hand, so wrought it about, that '^ still alive. Christian for that time escaped them, and went his way ; and as he went, he sang, saying — The Song Well, Faithful, thou hast faithfully prof est Unto thy Lord ; with whom thou shalt be blest, ^'^t Chr^- When faithless ones, with all their vain delights, -tian mide Are crying out under their hellish plights : of Faithful Sing, Faithful, sing, and let thy name survive ; h th For, though they killed thee, thou art yet alive. Now I saw in my dream, that Christian went not forth alone, for there was one whose name was Hopeful (being made so by the beholding of Christian and Faithful in their _ . ^ 111. . . Chnstian words and behaviour, in their sufferings at the Fair) , has another who joined himself unto him, and, entering into a ^°^'^^^°^- brotherly covenant, told him that he would be his companion. Thus, one died to bear testimony to the truth, and There are another rises out of his ashes, to be a companion with ^°^^ °^ ^^ Christian in his pilgrimage. This Hopeful also told Fair will Christian, that there were many more of the men follow- in the Fair, that would take their time and follow after. 144 JOHN BUNYAN I saw, then, that they ^ went on their way to a pleasant river ; which David the king called "the river of God," but John, . . "the river of the water of Hfe" (Ps. Ixv. o ; Rev. xxii. A river. I, 2; Ezek. xlvii. 1-12). Now their way lay just upon the bank of the river; here, therefore. Christian and his companion walked with great dehght; they drank also of the water of the river, which was pleasant, and enhvening to their weary spirits : besides, on the banks of this river, on either side, were green trees, that bore all manner of fruit ; and the leaves Trees by of the trees were good for medicine ; with the fruit the river. of these trees they were also much delighted ; and The fruit , , . ^ r • , i and leaves the leaves they eat to prevent surfeits, and other of the trees, diseases that are incident to those that heat their blood by travels. On either side of the river was also a meadow, curiously beautified with lilies, and it was green all the year A meadow ^ong. In this meadow they lay down, and slept ; in which for here they might lie down safely. When they down to awoke, they gathered again of the fruit of the trees, sleep. and drank again of the water of the river, and then lay down again to sleep (Ps. xxiii. 2; Isa. xiv. 30). Thus they did several days and nights. Then they sang — Behold ye how these crystal streams do glide, To comfort pilgrims by the highway side ; The meadows green, beside their fragrant smell, Yield dainties for them : and he that can tell What pleasant fruit, yea, leaves, these trees do yield. Will soon sell all, that he may buy this field. So when they were disposed to go on (for they were not, as yet, at their journey's end), they ate and drank, and departed. Now, I beheld in my dream, that they had not journeyed far, but the river and the way for a time parted ; at which they were not a little sorry ; yet they durst not go out of the way. Now the way from the river was rough, and their feet tender, by rea- By-path son of their travels; "so the souls of the pilgrims Meadow. were much discouraged because of the way" (Num. xxi. 4). Wherefore, still as they went on, they wished for better way. Now, a Httle before them, there was on the left hand of • Christian and Hopeful. THE PILGRIM'S PROGRESS 145 the road a meadow, and a stile to go over into it ; and that meadow is called By-path Meadow. Then said Christian to his fellow, If this meadow lieth along by our wayside, let us go over into it. Then he went to the stile to tion does'* see, and behold, a path lay along by the way, on ™ake way the other side of the fence. It is according to my wish, said Christian. Here is the easiest going; come, good Hopeful, and let us go over. Hope. But how if this path should lead us out of the way? Chr. That is not like, said the other. Look, doth it not go along by the wayside ? So Hopeful, being per- suaded by his fellow, went after him over the stile, christians When they were gone over, and were got into the ^^y/^ad . . weak ones path, they found it very easy for their feet ; and out of the withal, they, looking before them, espied a man ^^^' walking as they did (and his name was Vain-confidence) ; so they called after him, and asked him whither that ggg ^^^t it way led. He said, To the Celestial Gate. Look, is too sud- said Christian, did not I tell you so? By this you in with ° may see we are right. So they followed, and he went strangers, before them. But, behold, the night came on, and it grew very dark ; so that they that were behind lost the sight of him that went before. He, therefore, that went before (Vain-confidence by name), not seeing the way before him, fell into a deep pit (Isa. ix. 16), which was on purpose there made, by catch the the Prince of those grounds, to catch vain-glorious vain-giori- fools withal, and was dashed in pieces with his fall. Now Christian and his fellow heard him fall. So they called to know the matter, but there was none to answer. Reasoning only they heard a groaning. Then said Hopeful, ^t^'^^f" Where are we now ? Then was his fellow silent, as and Hope- mistrusting that he had led him out of the way ; and *"^- now it began to rain, and thunder, and lighten in a very dread- ful manner ; and the water rose amain. Then Hopeful groaned in himself, saying. Oh, that I had kept on my way ! 146 JOHN BUNYAN Chr. Who could have thought that this path should have led us out of the way ? Hope. I was afraid on it at the very first, and therefore gave you that gentle caution. I would have spoken plainer, but that you are older than I. Chr. Good brother, be not offended ; I am sorry I have Christian's brought thee out of the way, and that I have put repentance thee into such imminent danger ; pray, my brother, ^ofilT^^^ forgive me ; I did not do it of an evil intent, brother out HoPE. Be Comforted, my brother, for I forgive o the way. ^.j^^^ . ^^^ believe, too, that this shall be for our good. Chr. I am glad I have with me a merciful brother ; but we must not stand thus : let us try to go back again. Hope. But, good brother, let me go before. Chr. No, if you please, let me go first, that if there be any danger, I may be first therein, because by my means we are both gone out of the way. Hope. No, said Hopeful, you shall not go first ; for your mind being troubled may lead you out of the way again. Then, for their encouragement, they heard the voice of one sa3dng, "Set thine heart toward the highway, even the way which thou wentest ; turn again" (Jer. xxxi. 21). But by this time the They are in waters were greatly risen, by reason of which the danger of ^ay of going back was very dangerous. (Then I drowning as -^ ° ^ . . -^ . r .u 1. they go thought that it IS easier going out of the way, when back. -^Q are in, than going in when we are out.) Yet they adventured to go back, but it was so dark, and the flood was so high, that in their going back they had like to have been drowned nine or ten times. Neither could they, with all the skill they had, get again to the stile that night. Wherefore, at last, fighting under a They sleep httle shelter, they sat down there until the day- in the break ; but, being weary, they fell asleep. Now Giant De° there was, not far from the place where they lay, a spair. castle called Doubting Castle, the owner whereof was Giant Despair ; and it was in his grounds they now were sleep- ing : wherefore he, getting up in the morning early, and walk- ing up and down in his fields, caught Christian and Hopeful THE PILGRIM'S PROGRESS 147 asleep In his grounds. Then, with a grim and surly voice, he bid them awake ; and asked them whence they were, and what they did in his grounds. They told him they were pilgrims, and that they had lost their way. Then ^hem in his said the Giant, You have this night trespassed on me, grounds, by trampling in and lying on my grounds, and therefore them to you must go along with me. So they were forced to go, Doubting because he was stronger than they. They also had but little to say, for they knew themselves in a fault. The Giant, therefore, drove them before him, and put them into his castle, into a very dark dungeon, nasty and ousness of stinking to the spirits of these two men (Ps. Ixxxviii. ^^f^ i™- 18). Here, then, they lay from Wednesday morning till Saturday night, without one bit of bread, or drop of drink, or light, or any to ask how they did ; they were, therefore, here in evil case, and were far from friends and acquaintance. Now in this place Christian had double sorrow, because it was through his unadvised counsel that they were brought into this distress. The pilgrims now, to gratify the flesh, Will seek its ease ; but oh ! how they afresh Do thereby plunge themselves new griefs into ! Who seek to please the flesh, themselves undo. Now, Giant Despair had a wife, and her name was Diffidence. So when he was gone to bed, he told his wife what he had done ; to wit, that he had taken a couple of prisoners and cast them into his dungeon, for trespassing on his grounds. Then he asked her also what he had best to do further to them. So she asked him what they were, whence they came, and whither they were bound ; and he told her. Then she counselled him that when he arose in the morning he should beat them without any mercy. So, when he arose, he getteth him a grievous crab-tree cudgel, and goes down into the dungeon to them, and there first falls to rating of them as if they were dogs, although they never gave him a word of distaste. Then he falls upon them, and on Thurs- beats them fearfully, in such sort, that they were ^^ay- Giant , Till 1 Despair not able to help themselves, or to turn them upon beats his the floor. This done, he withdraws and leaves them, prisoners, there to condole their misery, and to mourn under their dis- 148 JOHN BUNYAN tress. So all that day they spent the time in nothing but sighs and bitter lamentations. The next night, she, talking with her hus- band about them further, and understanding they were yet aHve, did advise him to counsel them to make away with themselves. So when morning was come, he goes to them in a surly manner as before, and perceiving them to be very sore with the stripes that he had given them the day before, he told them, that since On Friday, ^^^y Were never like to come out of that place, their Giant De- only way would be forthwith to make an end of seiTthenTto themselves, either with knife, halter, or poison, for km them- why, said he, should you choose life, seeing it is selves • attended with so much bitterness? But they de- sired him to let them go. With that he looked ugly upon them, and, rushing to them, had doubtless made an end of them him- The Giant ^^^^' ^^^ ^^^^ ^^ ^^^^ ^^^^ °^^ °^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^'^^ ^^ SOme- sometimes times, in sunshiuy Weather, fell into fits), and lost for *^ *^" a time the use of his hand ; wherefore he withdrew, and left them as before, to consider what to do. Then did the prisoners consult between themselves, whether it was best to take his counsel or no ; and thus they began to discourse : — Chr. Brother, said Christian, what shall we do ? The life that we now live is miserable. For my part I know not whether Christian it is best, to live thus, or to die out of hand. "My crushed. ggul chooseth strangling rather than life," and the grave is more easy for me than this dungeon (Job. vii. 15). Shall we be ruled by the Giant ? Hope. Indeed, our present condition is dreadful, and death would be far more welcome to me than thus for ever to abide ; Hopeful ^^^ y^^' ^^^ ^^ consider, the Lord of the country comforts to which we are going hath said, Thou shalt do no ™' murder : no, not to another man's person ; much more, then, are we forbidden to take his counsel to kill ourselves. Besides, he that kills another, can but commit murder upon his body ; but for one to kill himself is to kill body and soul at once. And, moreover, my brother, thou talkest of ease in the grave ; but hast thou forgotten the hell, whither for certain the mur- derers go? For "no murderer hath eternal life," &c. And let us consider, again, that all the law is not in the hand of Giant THE PILGRIM'S PROGRESS 149 Despair. Others, so far as I can understand, have been taken by him, as well as we; and yet have escaped out of his hand. Who knows, but that God that made the world may cause that Giant Despair may die ? or that, at some time or other, he may forget to lock us in ? or that he may, in a short time, have another of his fits before us, and may lose the use of his limbs ? and if ever that should come to pass again, for my part, I am resolved to pluck up the heart of a man, and to try my utmost to get from under his hand. I was a fool that I did not try to do it before ; but, however, my brother, let us be patient, and endure a while. The time may come that may give us a happy release ; but let us not be our own murderers. With these words. Hopeful at present did moderate the mind of his brother ; so they continued together (in the dark) that day, in their sad and doleful condition. Well, towards evening, the Giant goes down into the dungeon again, to see if his prisoners had taken his counsel ; but when he came there he found them alive ; and truly, alive was all ; for now, what for want of bread and water, and by reason of the wounds they received when he beat them, they could do Httle but breathe. But, I say, he found them alive ; at which he fell into a grievous rage, and told them that, seeing they had dis- obeyed his counsel, it should be worse with them than if they had never been born. At this they trembled greatly, and I think that Christian fell into a swoon ; but, coming a little to himself again, . they renewed their discourse about the Giant's stm de- counsel ; and whether yet they had best to take it i^^^^^- or no. Now Christian again seemed to be for doing it, but Hopeful made his second reply as followeth : — Hope. My brother, said he, rememberest thou not how valiant thou hast been heretofore ? Apollyon could not crush thee, nor could all that thou didst hear, or Hopeful . ' comforts see, or feel, m the Valley of the Shadow of Death, him again, What hardship, terror, and amazement hast thou ^^j.^^^ already gone through ! And art thou now nothing but things to fear ! Thou seest that I am in the dungeon with ^j^^™" thee, a far weaker man by nature than thou art ; also, this Giant has wounded me as well as thee, and hath I50 JOHN BUNYAN also cut off the bread and water from my mouth ; and with thee I mourn without the Ught. But let us exercise a httle more patience ; remember how thou playedst the man at Vanity Fair, and wast neither afraid of the chain, nor cage, nor yet of bloody death. Wherefore let us (at least to avoid the shame, that becomes not a Christian to be found in) bear up with patience as well as we can. Now, night being come again, and the Giant and his wife being in bed, she asked him concerning the prisoners, and if they had taken his counsel. To which he replied,- They are sturdy rogues, they choose rather to bear all hardship, than to make away themselves. Then said she, Take them into the castle-yard to- morrow, and show them the bones and skulls of those that thou hast already despatched, and make them believe, ere a week comes to an end, thou also wilt tear them in pieces, as thou hast done their fellows before them. So when the morning was come, the Giant goes to them again, and takes them into the castle-yard, and shows them, as his wife had bidden him. These, said he, were pilgrims as On Satur- y^^ ^^.^^ once, and they trespassed in my grounds, as Giant you have done ; and when I thought fit, I tore them tharshorti ^^ picccs, and so, within ten days, I will do you. he would Go, get you down to your den again ; and with that ItlleT"^ '° ^^e beat them all the way thither. They lay, there- fore, all day on Saturday in a lamentable case, as before. Now, when night was come, and when Mrs. Diffidence and her husband, the Giant, were got to bed, they began to renew their discourse of their prisoners ; and withal the old Giant wondered, that he could neither by his blows nor his counsel bring them to an end. And with that his wife replied, I fear, said she, that they live in hope that some will come to relieve them, or that they have picklocks about them, by the means of which they hope to escape. And sayest thou so, my dear? said the Giant ; I will, therefore, search them in the morning. Well, on Saturday, about midnight, they began to pray, and continued in prayer till almost break of day. Now, a little before it was day, good Christian, as one half amazed, brake out in this passionate speech : What a fool, THE PILGRIM'S PROGRESS 151 quoth he, am I, thus to lie in a stinking dungeon, when I may as well walk at liberty ! I have a key in my bosom, called Promise, that will, I am persuaded, open any lock in Doubting Castle. Then said Hopeful, That ^J^?V" , v^xlilSTlclIl S is good news, good brother; pluck it out of thy bosom, bosom, and try. called Prom- . . . . ise, opens Then Christian pulled it out of his bosom, and began any lock in to try at the dungeon door, whose bolt (as he turned castie^'^^ the key) gave back, and the door flew open with ease, and Christian and Hopeful both came out. Then he went to the outward door that leads into the castle-yard, and, with his key, opened that door also. After, he went to the iron gate, for that must be opened too ; but that lock went damnable hard, yet the key did open it. Then they thrust open the gate to make their escape with speed, but that gate, as it opened, made such a creaking, that it waked Giant Despair, who, hastily rising to pursue his prisoners, felt his limbs to fail, for his fits took him again, so that he could by no means go after them. Then they went on, and came to the King's highway, and so were safe, because they were out of his jurisdiction. Now, when they were gone over the stile, they began to con- trive with themselves what they should do at that stile, to pre- vent those that should come after, from falling into the hands of Giant Despair. So they consented to erect there a a pillar pillar, and to engrave upon the side thereof this sen- ^,^'^}^^ ^y ,. „ , . X . , ^ , . Christian tence — Over this stile is the way to Doubting and Ws Castle, which is kept by Giant Despair, who despiseth ^®^io^- the King of the Celestial Country, and seeks to destroy his holy pilgrims." Many, therefore, that followed after, read what was written, and escaped the danger. [The End or the Pilgrimage] Now I saw in my dream, that by this time the pilgrims were got over the Enchanted Ground, and entering into the country of Beulah, whose air was very sweet and pleasant, the way lying directly through it, they solaced themselves there for a season (Isa. Ixii. 4). Yea, here they heard continually the singing of 152 JOHN BUNYAN birds, and saw every day the flowers appear in the earth, and heard the voice of the turtle in the land (Can. ii. 10-12). In this country the sun shineth night and day ; wherefore this was beyond the Valley of the Shadow of Death, and also out of the reach of Giant Despair, neither could they from this place so much as see Doubting Castle. Here they were within sight of the city they were going to, also here met them some of the inhabitants thereof; for in this land the Shining Angels . Ones commonly walked, because it was upon the borders of heaven. In this land also, the contract between the bride and the bridegroom was renewed; yea, here, "As the bridegroom rejoiceth over the bride, so did their God rejoice over them " (Isa. Ixii. 5). Here they had no want of corn and wine ; for in this place they met with abundance of what they had sought for in all their pilgrimage (Verse 8). Here they heard voices from out of the city, loud voices, saying, "Say ye to the daughter of Zion, Behold, thy salvation cometh ! Be- hold, his reward is with him!" (Verse 11.) Here all the inhabitants of the country called them, "The holy people, The redeemed of the Lord, Sought out," &c. (Verse 12). Now, as they walked in this land, they had more rejoicing than in parts more remote from the kingdom to which they were bound ; and drawing near to the city, they had yet a more perfect view thereof. It was builded of pearls and precious stones, also the street thereof was paved with gold ; so that by reason of the natural glory of the city, and the reflection of the sunbeams upon it, Christian with desire fell sick ; Hopeful also had a fit or two of the same disease. Wherefore, here they lay by it a while, crying out, because of their pangs, "If ye find my beloved, tell him that I am sick of love " (Can. v. 8). But, being a httle strengthened, and better able to bear their sickness, they walked on their way, and came yet nearer and nearer, where were orchards, vineyards, and gardens, and their gates opened into the highway. Now, as they came up to these places, behold the gardener stood in the way, to whom the pil- grims said, Whose goodly vineyards and gardens are these? He answered, They are the King's, and are planted here for his own delight, and also for the solace of pilgrims. So the gar- THE PILGRIM'S PROGRESS 153 dener had them into the vineyards, and bid them refresh them- selves with the dainties (Deut. xxiii. 24). He also showed them there the King's walks, and the arbours where he delighted to be ; and here they tarried and slept. Now I beheld in my dream, that they talked more in their sleep at this time than ever they did in all their journey ; and being in a muse thereabout, the gardener said even to me, Wherefore musest thou at the matter ? It is the nature of the fruit of the grapes of these vineyards to go down so sweetly as to cause the lips of them that are asleep to speak. So I saw that when they awoke, they addressed them- selves to go up to the city ; but, as I said, the reflection of the sun upon the city (for "the city was pure gold," Rev. xxi. 18) was so extremely glorious, that they could not, as yet, with open face behold it, but through an instrument made for that pur- pose (2 Cor. iii. 18). So I saw, that as they went on, there met them two men, in raiment that shone like gold ; also their faces shone as the light. These men asked the pilgrims whence they came ; and they told them. They also asked them where they had lodged, what difficulties and dangers, what comforts and pleasures they had met in the way ; and they told them. Then said the men that met them, You have but two difficulties more to meet with, and then you are in the city. Christian then, and his companion, asked the men to go along with them ; so they told them they would. But, said they, you must obtain it by your own faith. So I saw in my dream that they went on together, until they came in sight of the gate. Now, I further saw, that betwixt them and the gate was a river, but there was no bridge to go over : the river was very deep. At the sight, therefore, of this river, the . o ? 1 7 Death pilgrims were much stunned ; but the men that went with them said. You must go through, or you cannot come at the gate. The pilgrims then began to inquire if there was no other way to the gate ; to which they answered. Yes ; but there hath not any, save two, to wit, Enoch and Elijah, been permitted to tread that path, since the foundation of the world, nor 154 JOHN BUNYAN shall, until the last trumpet shall sound (i Cor. xv. 51, 52). The pilgrims then, especially Christian, began to despond in their minds, and looked this way and that, but no SekmnMo* ^^y could be found by them, by which they might nature, escape the river. Then they asked the men if the hwe^pa^ss waters were all of a depth. They said, No; yet out of this they could not help them in that case ; for, said they, giory*^ ^^*° you shall find it deeper or shallower, as you beheve in the King of the place. Angels help They then addressed themselves to the water; us not com- -^ ^ . ' fortabiy and entering, Christian began to sink, and crying death^^ out to his good friend Hopeful, he said, I sink in deep waters ; the billows go over my head, all his waves go over me ! Selah. Then said the other, Be of good cheer, my brother, I feel the bottom, and it is good. Then said Christian, Ah ! my friend, "the sorrows of death have compassed me about;" confllcTat^ I shall not see the land that flows with milk and the hour of honey ; and with that a great darkness and horror fell upon Christian, so that he could not see before him. Also here he in great measure lost his senses, so, that he could neither remember, nor orderly talk of any of those sweet refreshments that he had met with in the way of his pilgrimage. But all the words that he spake still tended to discover that he had horror of mind, and heart fears that he should die in that river, and never obtain entrance in at the gate. Here also, as they that stood by perceived, he was much in the troublesome thoughts of the sins that he had committed, both since and before he began to be a pilgrim. It was also observed that he was troubled with apparitions of hobgoblins and evil spirits, for ever and anon he would intimate so much by words. Hopeful, therefore, here had much ado to keep his brother's head above water; yea, sometimes he would be quite gone down, and then, ere a while, he would rise up again half dead. Hopeful also would endeavour to comfort him, saying, Brother, I see the gate, and men standing by to receive us; but Christian would answer. It is you, it is you they wait for; you have been Hopeful ever since I knew you. And so have you, said he to Christian. Ah, THE PILGRIM'S PROGRESS 155 brother ! said he, surely if I was right he would now arise to help me ; but for my sins he hath brought me into the snare, and hath left me. Then said Hopeful, My brother, you have quite forgot the text, where it is said of the wicked, ''There are no bands in their death, but their strength is firm. They are not in trouble as other men, neither are they plagued like other men" (Ps. Ixxiii. 4, 5). These troubles and distresses that you go through in these waters are no sign that God hath forsaken you ; but are sent to try you, whether you will call to mind that which heretofore you have received of his goodness, and live upon him in your distresses. Then I saw in my dream, that Christian was as in a muse a while. To whom also Hopeful added this word. Be of good cheer. Jesus Christ maketh thee whole ; and with christian that Christian brake out with a loud voice. Oh ! I see delivered him again, and he tells me, "When thou passest fears in through the waters, I will be with thee ; and through death, the rivers, they shall not overflow thee" (Isa. xliii. 2). Then they both took courage, and the enemy was after that as still as a stone, until they were gone over. Christian therefore presently found ground to stand upon, and so it followed that the rest of the river was but shallow. Thus they got over. Now, upon the bank of the river, on ^o waU^ftr the other side, they saw the two shining men again^ them, so who there waited for them; wherefore, being come ^^eyare out of the river, they saluted them saying, We are passed out ministering spirits, sent forth to minister for those ^^,1^^ that shall be heirs of salvation. Thus they went along towards the gate. Now, now look how the holy pilgrims ride, Clouds are their Chariots, Angels are their Guide : Who would not here for him all hazards run, That thus provides for his when this world's done. ( Now you must note that the city stood upon a mighty hill, but the pilgrims went up that hill with ease, because they ^^ y^^^^ I had these two men to lead them up by the arms ; also, put off mor- i they had left their mortal garments behind them in *^*^- the river, for though they went in with them, they came out 156 JOHN BUNYAN without them. They, therefore, went up here with much agility and speed, though the foundation upon which the city was framed was higher than the clouds. They, therefore, went up through the regions of the air, sweetly talking as they went, being com- forted, because they safely got over the river, and had such glori- ous companions to attend them. The talk they had with the Shining Ones was about the glory of the place ; who told them that the beauty and glory of it was inexpressible. There, said they, is the "Mount Zion, the heav- enly Jerusalem, the innumerable company of angels, and the spirits of just men made perfect" (Heb. xii. 22-24). You are going now, said they, to the paradise of God, wherein you shall see the tree of Ufe, and eat of the never-fading fruits thereof ; and when you come there, you shall have white robes given you, and your walk and talk shall be every day with the King, even all the days of eternity (Rev. ii. 7 ; iii. 4 ; xxii. 5). There you shall not see again such things as you saw when you were in the lower region upon the earth, to wit, sorrow, sickness, affliction, and death, "for the former things are passed away." You are now going to Abraham, to Isaac, and Jacob, and to the prophets — men that God hath taken away from the evil to come, and that are now resting upon their beds, each one walking in his righteousness (Isa. Ivii. i, 2; Ixv. 17). The men then asked. What must we do in the holy place ? To whom it was answered. You must there receive the comforts of all your toil, and have joy for all your sorrow ; you must reap what you have sown, even the fruit of all your prayers, and tears, and sufferings for the King by the way (Gal. vi. 7). In that place you must wear crowns of gold, and enjoy the perpetual sight and vision of the Holy One, for " there you shall see him as he is " (i John iii. 2) . There also you shall serve him continually with praise, with shouting, and thanksgiving, whom you desired to serve in the world, though with much difficulty, because of the infirmity of your flesh. There your eyes shall be delighted with seeing, and your ears with hearing the pleasant voice of the Mighty One. There you shall enjoy your friends again, that are gone thither before you ; and there you shall with joy receive, even every one that follows into the holy place after you. There also shall THE PILGRIM'S PROGRESS 157 you be clothed with glory and majesty, and put into an equipage fit to ride out with the King of glory. When he shall come with sound of trumpet in the clouds as upon the wings of the wind, you shall come with him ; and when he shall sit upon the throne of judgment, you shall sit by him ; yea, and when he shall pass sentence upon all the workers of iniquity, let them be angels or men, you also shall have a voice in that judgment, because they were his and your enemies (i Thess. iv. 13-17 ; Jude 14; Dan. vii. 9, 10; I Cor. vi. 2, 3). Also, when he shall again return to the city, you shall go too, with sound of trumpet, and be ever with him. Now while they were thus drawing towards the gate, behold a company of the heavenly host came out to meet them ; to whom it was said, by the other two Shining Ones, These are the men that have loved our Lord when they were in the world, and that have left all for his holy name ; and he hath sent us to fetch them, and we have brought them thus far on their desired journey, that they may go in and look their Redeemer in the face with joy. Then the heavenly host gave a great shout, saying, ''Blessed are they which are called unto the marriage supper of the Lamb" (Rev. xix. 9). There came out also at this time to meet them, several of the King's trumpeters, clothed in white and shining raiment, who, with melodious noises, and loud, made even the heavens to echo with their sound. These trumpeters saluted Christian and his fellow with ten thousand welcomes from the world ; and this they did with shouting, and sound of trumpet. This done, they compassed them round on every side ; some went before, some behind, and some on the right hand, some on the left (as it were to guard them through the upper regions), continually sounding as they went, with melodious noise, in notes on high : so that the very sight was to them that could be- hold it, as if heaven itself was come down to meet them. Thus, therefore, they walked on together ; and as they walked, ever and anon these trumpeters, even with joyful sound, would, by mixing their music with looks and gestures, still signify to Christian and his brother, how welcome they were into their company, and with what gladness they came to meet them ; and now were these two 158 JOHN BUNYAN men, as it were, in heaven, before they came at it, being swallowed up with the sight of angels, and with hearing of their melodious notes. Here also they had the city itself in view, and they thought they heard all the bells therein to ring, to welcome them thereto. But above all, the warm and joyful thoughts that they had about their own dwelling there, with such company, and that for ever and ever. Oh, by what tongue or pen can their glorious joy be expressed ! And thus they came up to the gate. Now, when they were come up to the gate, there was written over it in letters of gold, "Blessed are they that do his com- mandments, that they may have right to the tree of hfe, and may enter in through the gates into the city" (Rev. xxii. 14). Then I saw in my dream, that the Shining Men bid them call at the gate ; the which, when they did, some looked from above over the gate, to wit, Enoch, Moses, and Elijah, &c., to whom it was said. These pilgrims are come from the City of Destruction, for the love that they bear to the King of this place ; and then the pilgrims gave in unto them each man his certificate, which they had received in the beginning ; those, therefore, were carried in to the King, who, when he had read them, said. Where are the men ? To whom it was answered. They are standing without the gate. The King then commanded to open the gate, "That the righteous nation," said he, "which keepeth the truth, may enter in" (Isa. xxvi. 2). Now I saw in my dream that these two men went in at the gate : and lo, as they entered, they were transfigured, and they had raiment put on that shone Hke gold. There were also that met them with harps and crowns, and gave them to them — the harps to praise withal, and the crowns in token of honour. Then I heard in my dream that all the bells in the city rang again for joy, and that it was said unto them, "Enter ye into the joy OF YOUR Lord." I also heard the men themselves, that they sang with a loud voice, saying, "Blessing and honour, and GLORY, and power, BE UNTO HIM THAT SITTETH UPON THE THRONE, AND UNTO THE LaMB, FOR EVER AND EVER" (Rcv. V. 13). Now, just as the gates were opened to let in the men, I looked in after them, and, behold, the City shone like the sun ; the streets also were paved with gold, and in them walked many men, THE PILGRIM'S PROGRESS 159 with crowns on their heads, palms in their hands, and golden harps to sing praises withal. There were also of them that had wings, and they answered one another without intermission, saying, ''Holy, holy, holy is the Lord" (Rev. iv. 8). And after that they shut up the gates ; which, when I had seen, I wished myself among them. Now while I was gazing upon all these things, I turned my head to look back, and saw Ignorance come up to the river side ; but he soon got over, and that without half that difficulty which the other two men met with. For it comes up happened that there was then in that place, one *» ^^^ river Vain-hope, a ferryman, that with his boat helped him over ; so he, as the other I saw, did ascend the hill, to come up to the gate, only he came alone ; neither did any man meet him with the least encouragement. When he wa^ come „ . ^ ° , . Vain-hope up to the gate, he looked up to the writing that was does ferry above, and then began to knock, supposing that en- ^^ °^^^' trance should have been quickly administered to him ; but he was asked by the men that looked over the top of the gate. Whence came you ? and what would you have ? He answered, I have eat and drank in the presence of the King, and he has taught in our streets. Then they asked him for his certificate, that they might go in and show it to the King ; so he fumbled in his bosom for one, and found none. Then said they. Have you none ? But the man answered never a word. So they told the King, but he would not come down to see him, but commanded the two Shining Ones that conducted Christian and Hopeful to the City, to go out and take Ignorance, and bind him hand and foot, and have him away. Then they took him up, and carried him through the air, to the door that I saw in the side of the hill, and put him in there. Then I saw that there was a way to hell, even from the gates of heaven, as well as from the City of De- struction ! So I awoke, and behold it was a dream. OROONOKO: OR, THE ROYAL SLAVE MRS. APHRA BEHN I DO not pretend, in giving you the history of this Royal Slave, to entertain my Reader with the adventures of a feigned hero, whose life and fortunes fancy may manage at the poet's pleasure ; nor, in relating the truth, design to adorn it with any accidents, but such as arrived in earnest to him : and it shall come simply into the world, recommended by its own proper merits, and nat- ural intrigues ; there being enough of reality to support it, and to render it diverting without the addition of invention. I was myself an eye-witness to a greater part of what you will find here set down ; and what I could not be witness of, I re- ceived from, the mouth of the chief actor in this history, the hero himself, who gave us the whole transactions of his youth : and I shall omit, for brevity's sake, a thousand little accidents of his Ufe, which, however pleasant to us, where history was scarce, and adventures very rare, yet might prove tedious and heavy to my reader, in a world where he finds diversions for every minute, new and strange. But we who were perfectly charmed with the character of this great man, were curious to gather every circumstance of his Hfe. The scene of the last part of his adventures lies in a colony in America, called Surinam, in the West Indies. But before I give you the story of this gallant slave, it is fit that I tell you the manner of bringing them to these new colo- nies ; those they make use of there, not being natives of the place : for those we live with in perfect amity, without daring to command them ; but, on the contrary, caress them with all the brotherly and friendly affection in the world ; trading with them for their fish, venison, buffaloes' skins, and little rarities ; as marmosets, a sort of monkey, as big as a rat or weasel, but of 1 60 OROONOKO: OR, THE ROYAL SLAVE i6i a marvelous and delicate shape, having face and hands like a human creature ; and cousheries, a little beast in the form and fashion of a Hon, as big as a kitten, but so exactly made in all parts like that noble beast, that it is it in miniature : then for the little parrakeets, great parrots, mackaws, and a thousand other birds and beasts of wonderful and surprising forms, shapes, and colours. . . . We dealt with them with beads of all colours, knives, axes, pins, and needles, which they used only as tools to drill holes with in their ears, noses, and lips, where they hang a great many Httle things ; as long beads, bits of tin, brass or silver beat thin, and any shining trinket. The beads they weave into aprons about a quarter of an ell long, and of the same breadth ; working them very prettily in flowers of several colours ; which apron they wear just before them, as Adam and Eve did the fig- leaves ; the men wearing a long strip of Hnen, which they deal with us for. They thread these beads also on long cotton-threads, and make girdles to tie their aprons to, which come twenty times or more, about the waist, and then cross, hke a shoulder-belt both ways and round their necks, arms and legs. This adorn- ment, with their long black hair, and the face painted in little specks or flowers here and there, makes them a wonderful figure to behold. Some of the beauties, which indeed are finely shaped, as almost all are, and who have pretty features, are charming and novel ; for they have all that is called beauty, except the colour, which is a reddish yellow ; or after a new oiling, which they often use to themselves they are of the colour of a new brick, but smooth, soft and sleek. And these people represented to me an absolute idea of the first state of innocence, before man knew how to sin : And 'tis most evident and plain, that simple Nature is the most harmless, inoffensive and virtuous mistress. It is she alone, if she were permitted, that better instructs the world, than all the inventions of man : religion here would but destroy that tranquillity they possess by ignorance ; and laws would but teach them to know offences, of which now they have no notion. They once made mourning and fasting for the death of the English Governor, who had given his hand to come on such a day to them, and neither came nor sent ; believing, when a man's word was past, nothing but death could or should pre- 1 62 MRS. APHRA BEHN vent his keeping it : and when they saw he was not dead, they asked him what name they had for a man who promised a thing he did not do ? The Governor told them such a man was a Uar, which was a word of infamy to a gentleman. Then one of them replied, "Governor, you are a Uar, and guilty of that infamy." They have a native justice, which knows no fraud ; and they understand no vice, or cunning, but when they are taught by the white men. With these people, as I said, we live in perfect tranquillity, and good understanding, as it behooves us to do ; they knowing all the places where to seek the best food of the country, and the means of getting it ; and for very small and invaluable trifles, supplying us with what it is almost impossible for us to get. Those then whom we make use of to work in our plantations of sugar, are Negroes, black-slaves altogether, who are transported thither. Coramantien, a country of blacks so called, was one of those places in which they found the most advantageous trading for these slaves ; for that nation is very warlike and brave. The king of Coramantien was of himself a man an hundred and odd years old, and had no son, though he had many beautiful black wives : for most certainly there are beauties that can charm of that colour. In his younger years he had had many gallant men to his sons, thirteen of whom died in battle, conquering where they fell ; and he had only left him for his successor, one grandchild, son to one of these dead victors, who, as soon as he could bear a bow in his hand, and a quiver at his back, was sent into the field, to be trained up by one of the oldest Generals to war; where, from his natural inclination to arms, and the occasions given him, with the good conduct of the old General, he became, at the age of seventeen, one of the most expert Captains, that ever saw the field of Mars : so that he was adored as the wonder of all that world, and the darling of the soldiers. Besides, he was adorned with a native beauty, so transcending all those of his gloomy race, that he struck an awe and reverence, even into those that knew not his quality ; as he did into me, who beheld him with surprise and wonder, when afterwards he arrived in our world. He had scarce arrived at his seventeenth year, when. OROONOKO: OR, THE ROYAL SLAVE 163 fighting by his side, tlie General was killed with an arrow in his eye, which the prince Oroonoko (for so was this gallant Moor called) very narrowly avoided ; nor had he, if the General who saw the arrow shot, and perceiving it aimed at the Prince, had not bowed his head between, on purpose to receive it in his own body, rather than it should touch that of the Prince, and so saved him. It was then, afflicted as Oroonoko was, that he was proclaimed General in the old man's place : and then it was, at the finishing of that war, which had continued for two years, that the Prince came to Court, where he had hardly been a month together, from the time of his fifth year to that of seventeen : and it was amazing to imagine where it was he learned so much humanity ; or to give his accomplishments a juster name, where it was he got that real greatness of soul, those refined notions of true honour, that absolute generosity, and that softness that was capable of the highest passions of love and gallantry, whose objects were almost continually fighting men, or those mangled or dead, who heard no sounds but those of war and groans. Some part of it we may attribute to the care of a Frenchman of wit and learning, who finding it turn to very good account to be a sort of royal tutor to this young black, and perceiving him very ready, apt, and quick of apprehension, took a great pleasure to teach him morals, language and science ; and was for it extremely beloved and valued by him. Another reason was, he loved when he came from war, to see all the English gentlemen that traded thither ; and did not only learn their language, but that of the Spaniard also, with whom he traded afterwards for slaves. I have often seen and conversed with this great man, and been a witness to many of his mighty actions, and do assure my reader, the most illustrious Courts could not have produced a braver man, both for greatness of courage and mind, a judgment more solid, a wit more quick, and a conversation more sweet and diverting. He knew almost as much as if he had read much : he- had heard of and admired the Romans : he had heard of the late Civil Wars in England, and the deplorable death of our great Monarch ; and would discourse of it with all the sense of abhorrence of the injustice imaginable. He had an extreme good and graceful i64 MRS. APHRA BEHN mien, and all the civility of a well-bred great man. He had nothing of barbarity in his nature, but in all points addressed himself as if his education had been in some European Court. This great and just character of Oroonoko gave me an extreme curiosity to see him, especially when I knew he spoke French and English, and that I could talk with him. But though I had heard so much of him, I was as greatly surprised when I saw him, as if I had heard nothing of him ; so beyond all report I found him. He came into the room, and addressed himself to me and some other women, with the best grace in the world. He was pretty tall, but of a shape the most exact that can be fancied : the most famous statuary could not form the figure of a man more ad- mirably turned from head to foot. His face was not of that brown rusty black which most of that nation are, but a perfect ebony, or polished jet. His eyes were the most awful that could be seen, and very piercing ; the white of them being like snow, as were his teeth. His nose rising and Roman, instead of African and fiat : his mouth the finest shaped that could be seen ; far from those great turned lips, which are so natural to the rest of the Negroes. The whole proportion and air of his face was so nobly and exactly formed, that, bating his color, there could be nothing in nature more beautiful, agreeable and handsome. There was no one grace wanting, that bears the standard of true beauty. His hair came down to his shoulders, by the aids of art, which was by pulling it out with a quill, and keeping it combed ; of which he took particular care. Nor did the per- fections of his mind come short of those of his person; for his discourse was admirable upon almost any subject : and whoever had heard him speak, would have been convinced of their errors, that all fine wit is confined to white men, especially to those of Christendom ; and would have confessed that Oroonoko was as capable even of reigning well, and of governing as wisely, had as great a soul, as politic maxims, and was as sensible of power, as any Prince civilized in the most refined schools of humanity and learning, or the most illustrious courts. This Prince, such as I have described him, whose soul and body were so admirably adorned, was (while yet he was in the Court of his grandfather, as I have said) as capable of love, as OROONOKO: OR, THE ROYAL SLAVE 165 it was possible for a brave and gallant man to be ; and in saying that, I have named the highest degree of love : for sure great souls are most capable of that passion. I have already said that the old General was killed by the shot of an arrow, by the side of this Prince, in battle ; and that Oroonoko was made General. This old dead hero had one only daughter left of his race, a beauty, that to describe her truly, one need say only, she was female to the noble male ; the beautiful black Venus to our young Mars ; as charming in person as he, and of delicate virtues. I have seen a hundred white men sigh- ing after her, and making a thousand vows at her feet, all in vain and unsuccessful. And she was indeed too great for any but a prince of her own nation to adore. Oroonoko coming from the wars (which were now ended) after he had made his Court to his grandfather, he thought in honour he ought to make a visit to Imoinda, the daughter of his foster-father, the dead General, and to make some excuses to her because his preservation was the occasion of her father's death ; and to present her with those slaves that had been taken in this last battle, as the trophies of her father's victories. When he came, attended by all the young soldiers of any merit, he was infinitely surprised at the beauty of this fair Queen of Night, whose face and person were so exceeding all that he had ever be- held, that lovely modesty with which she received him, that soft- ness in her looks and sighs, upon the melancholy occasion of this honour that was done by so great a man as Oroonoko, and a Prince of whom she had heard such admirable things ; the awf ul- ness with which she received him, and the sweetness of her words and behavior while he stayed, gained a perfect conquest over his fierce heart, and made him feel, the victor could be subdued. So that having made his first compliments, and presented her a hundred and fifty slaves in fetters, he told her with his eyes, that he was not insensible of her charms ; while Imoinda who wished for nothing more than so glorious a conquest, was pleased to believe, she understood that silent language of new-born love ; and, from that moment, put on all her additions to beauty. The Prince returned to Court with quite another humour than before ; and though he did not speak much of the fair Imoinda, i66 MRS. APHRA BEHN he had the pleasure to hear all his followers speak of nothing but the charms of that maid, insomuch, that, even in the presence of the old King, they were extolling her, and heightening, if possible, the beauties they had found in her: so that nothing else was talked of, no other sound was heard in every corner where there were whisperers, but Imoinda ! Imoinda ! It will be imagined Oroonoko stayed not long before he made his second visit ; nor, considering his quality, not much longer before he told her he adored her. I have often heard him say, that he admired by what strange inspiration he came to talk things so soft, and so passionate, who never knew love, nor was used to the conversation of women ; but (to use his own words) he said, most happily, some new, and till then, unknown power instructed his heart and tongue in the language of love ; and at the same time, in favour of him, inspired Imoinda with a sense of his passion. She was touched with what he said, and returned it all in such answers as went to his very heart, with a pleasure unknown before. Nor did he use those obligations ill, that love had done him, but turned all his happy moments to the best advantage ; and as he knew no vice, his flame aimed at nothing but honour, if such a distinction may be made in love ; and es- pecially in that country, where men take to themselves as many as they can maintain ; and where the only crime and sin against a woman, is, to turn her off, to abandon her to want, shame and misery ; such ill morals are only practiced in Christian coun- tries, where they prefer the bare name of religion ; and, without religion or morahty think that sufficient. But Oroonoko was none of these professors ; but as he had right notions of honour, so he made her such propositions as were not only and barely such ; but, contrary to the custom of his country, he made her vows she should be the only woman he would possess while he lived ; that no age or wrinkles should incline him to change : for her soul would be always fine and always young ; and he should have an eternal idea in his mind of the charms she now bore; and should look into his heart for that idea, when he could find it no longer in her face. And after a thousand assurances of his lasting flame, and her eternal empire over him, she condescended to receive him for OROONOKO: OR, THE ROYAL SLAVE 167 her husband ; or rather, receive him as the greatest honour the gods could do her. [Oroo7ioko and Imoinda are later captured separately by slave-traders and sold in the West Indies where they are reunited. They are known there as CcBsar and Clcmene.] From that happy day Caesar took Clemene for his wife, to the general joy of all people ; and there was as much magnificence as the country could afford at the celebration of this wedding : and in a very short time after she conceived with child, which made Caesar even adore her, knowing he was the last of his great race. This new accident made him more impatient of liberty, and he was every day treating with Trefry for his and Clemene's liberty, and offered either gold, or a vast quantity of slaves, which should be paid before they let him go, provided he could have any security that he should go when his ransom was paid. They fed him from day to day with promises, and delayed him till the Lord-Governour should come ; so that he began to suspect them of falsehood, and that they would delay him till the time of his wife's delivery, and make a slave of the child too ; for all the breed is theirs to whom the parents belong. This thought made him very uneasy, and his sullenness gave them some jealousies of him ; so that I was obhged, by some persons who feared a mutiny (which is very fatal sometimes in those colonies that abound so with slaves, that they exceed the whites in vast numbers) , to discourse with Caesar, and to give him all the satis- faction I possibly could. They knew he and Clemene were scarce an hour in a day from my lodgings ; that they ate with me, and that I obliged them in all things I was capable. I enter- tained them with the lives of the Romans, and great men, which charmed him to my company ; and her, with teaching her all the pretty works I was mistress of, and telling her stories of nuns, and endeavouring to bring her to the knowledge of the true God. But of all the discourses, Caesar liked that the worst, and would never be reconciled to our notion of the trinity, of which he ever made a jest ; it was a riddle he said would turn his brain to conceive, and one could not make him understand what faith was. . . . Before I parted that day with him, I got with much i68 MRS. APHRA BEHN ado, a promise from him to rest yet a little longer with patience, and wait the coming of the Lord-Governour, who was every day expected on our shore. . . . My stay was to be short in that country ; because my father died at sea, and never arrived to possess the honour designed him, (which was Lieutenant-General of six-and-thirty islands, besides the continent of Surinam) nor the advantages that he hoped to reap by them: so that though we were obliged to continue on our voyage, we did not intend to stay upon the place. Though, in a word, I must say thus much of it, that certainly had his late Majesty, of sacred memory, but seen and known what a vast and charming world he had been master of in that con- tinent, he would never have parted so easily with it to the Dutch. It is a continent, whose vast extent was never yet known, and may contain more noble earth than all the universe beside ; for, they say, it reaches from east to west one way as far as China, another to Peru. It affords all things both for beauty and use ; it is there eternal spring, always the very months of April, May, and June ; the shades are perpetual, the trees bearing at once all degrees of leaves, and fruit, from blooming buds to ripe autumn : groves of oranges, lemons, citrons, figs, nutmegs, and noble aromatics, continually bearing their fragrances, the trees appearing all like nosegays, adorned with flowers of different kinds ; some are all white, some purple, some scarlet, some blue, some yellow ; bearing at the same time ripe fruit, and blooming young, or producing every day new. The very wood of all these trees has an intrinsic value, above common timber ; for they are, when cut, of different colours, glorious to behold, and bear a price considerable, to inlay withal. Besides this, they yield rich balms, and gums ; so that we make our candles of such an aro- matic substance as does not only give a suflficient light, but as they burn, they cast their perfumes all about. Cedar is the common firing,'and all the houses are built with it. The very meat we eat, when set on the table, if it be native, I mean of the country, per- fumes the whole room ; especially a Uttle beast called an Arma- dillo, a thing which I can liken to nothing so well as a rhinoceros ; it is all in white armour, so jointed, that it moves as well in it, as if it had nothing on. This beast is about the bigness of a pig of OROONOKO: OR, THE ROYAL SLAVE 169 six weeks old. But it were endless to give an account of all the divers wonderful and strange things that country affords, and which he took a great delight to go in search of ; though those adventures are oftentimes fatal, and at least dangerous. But while we had Caesar in our company on these designs, we feared no harm, nor suffered any. As soon as I came into the country, the best house in it was presented me, called St. John's Hill. It stood on a vast rock of white marble, at the foot of which the river ran a vast depth down, and not to be descended on that side ; the Httle waves still dashing and washing the foot of this rock, made the softest murmurings and purhngs in the world ; and the opposite bank was adorned with such vast quantities of different flowers eter- nally blowing, and every day and hour new, fenced behind them with lofty trees, of a thousand rare forms and colours, that the prospect was the most ravishing that fancy can create. On the edge of this white rock, towards the river, was a walk, or grove, of orange and lemon trees, about half the length of the Mall here, whose flowery and fruit-bearing branches met at the top, and hindered the sun, whose rays are very fierce there, from entering a beam into the grove ; and the cool air that came from the river made it not only fit to entertain people in, at all the hottest hours of the day, but refreshed the sweet blossoms, and made it always sweet and charming ; and sure, the whole globe of the world cannot show so delightful a place as this grove was : not all the gardens of boasted Italy can produce a shade to outvie this, which nature has joined with art to render so exceeding fine ; and it is a marvel to see how such vast trees, big as EngHsh oaks, could take footing on so soHd a rock, and in so little earth as covered that rock. But all things by nature there are rare, deHghtful, and wonderful. But to our sports. Sometimes we would go surprising, and in search of young tigers in their dens, watching when the old ones went forth to forage for prey : and oftentimes we have been in great danger, and have fled apace for our Hves, when surprised by the dams. But once, above all other times, we went on this design, and Caesar was with us ; who had no sooner stolen a young tiger from her nest, but going off, we encountered the dam, bearing a lyo MRS. APHRA BEHN buttock of a cow, which she had torn off with her mighty paw, and going with it towards her den. We had only four women, Caesar and an EngHsh gentleman, brother to Harry Martin the great Ohverian ; we found there was no escaping this enraged and ravenous beast. However, we women fled as fast as we could from it ; but our heels had not saved our lives, if Csesar had not laid down her cub, when he found the tiger quit her prey to make the more speed toward him; and taking Mr. Martin's sword, desired him to stand aside, or follow the ladies. He obeyed him ; and Csesar met this monstrous beast of mighty size, and vast limbs, who came with open jaws upon him, and fixing his awful stern eyes full upon those of the beast, and putting himself into a very steady and good aiming posture of defence, ran his sword quite through his breast, down to his very heart, home to the hilt of the sword. The dying beast stretched forth her paw, and going to grasp his thigh, surprised with death in that very moment, did him no other harm than fixing her long nails in his flesh very deep, feebly wounding him, but could not grasp the flesh to tear off any. When he had done this, he halloaed us to return ; which, after some assurance of his victory, we did, and found him lugging out the sword from the bosom of the tiger, who was laid in her blood on the ground. He took up the cub, and with an unconcern that had nothing of the joy or gladness of victory, he came and laid the whelp at my feet. We all -extremely wondered at his daring, and at the bigness of the beast, which was about the height of a heifer, but of mighty great and strong Umb. • [Becoming convinced of the faithlessness of the white men, Ccesar leads an uprising of the slaves. The fugitives are overtaken, and Ccesar, out of con- sideration for Imoinda, surrenders. The white men immediately violate their promises of clemency, and proceed to torture Ccesar. " The Royal Slave" meets his fate heroically.] And turning to the men that had bound him, he said, "My friends, am I to die, or be whipt?" And they cried, "Whipt ! no, you shall not escape so well." And then he rephed, smihng, "A blessing on thee" ; and assured them they need not tie him, for he would stand fixed like a rock, and endure death so as OROONOKO: OR, THE ROYAL SLAVE 171 should encourage them to die: "But if you whip me," said he, "be sure you tie me fast." He had learned to take tobacco ; and when he was assured he should die, he desired they would give him a pipe in his mouth, ready lighted ; which they did. And the executioner came, and first cut off his members, and threw them into the fire, after that, with an ill favoured knife, they cut off his ears and his nose, and burned them ; he still smoked on as if nothing had touched him ; then they hacked off one of his arms, and still he bore up and held his pipe ; but at the cutting off of the other arm, his head sunk, and his pipe dropped, and he gave up the ghost, without a groan, or a reproach. My mother and sister were by him all the while, but not suffered to save him ; so rude and wild were the rabble and so inhuman were the justices who stood by to see the execution, who after paid dear enough for their insolence. They cut Caesar into quarters, and sent them to several of the chief plantations : one quarter was sent to Colonel Martin ; who refused it, and swore he had rather see the quarters of Banister, and the Governour himself, than those of Caesar on his planta- tions ; and that he could govern his negroes, without terrifying and grieving them with frightful spectacles of a mangled king. Thus died this great man, worthy of a better fate, and a more sublime wit than mine to write his praise. Yet, I hope the reputation of my pen is considerable enough to make his glorious name to survive to all ages, with that of the brave, the beautiful, and the constant Imoinda. THE LIFE, ADVENTURES, AND PIRACIES OF THE FAMOUS CAPTAIN SINGLETON DANIEL DEFOE As it is usual for great persons, whose lives have been remark- able, and whose actions deserve recording to posterity, to insist much upon their originals, give full accounts of their families, and the histories of their ancestors, so, that I may be methodical, I shall do the same, though I can look but a very little way into my pedigree, as you will see presently. If I may believe the woman whom I was taught to call mother, I was a Httle boy, of about two years old, very well dressed, had a nursery-maid to attend me, who took me out on a fine summer's evening into the fields toward IsHngton, as she pretended, to give the child some air ; a little girl being with her, of twelve or four- teen years old, that lived in the neighbourhood. The maid, whether by appointment or otherwise, meets with a fellow, her sweetheart, as I suppose ; he carries her into a public-house, to give her a pot and a cake ; and while they were toying in the house the girl plays about, with me in her hand, in the garden and at the door, sometimes in sight, sometimes out of sight, thinking no harm. At this juncture comes by one of those sort of people who, it seems, made it their business to spirit away little children. This was a hellish trade in those days, and chiefly practised where they found little children very well dressed, or for bigger children, to sell them to the plantations. The woman, pretending to take me up in her arms and kiss me, and play with me, draws the girl a good way from the house, till at last she makes a fine story to the girl, and bids her go back to the maid, and tell her where she was with the child ; that a gentlewoman had taken a fancy to the child, and was kissing of it, but she should not be frighted, or to that purpose ; for they 172 LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN SINGLETON 173 were but just there ; and so, while the girl went, she carries me quite away. From this time, it seems, I was disposed of to a beggar woman that wanted a pretty little child to set out her case ; and after that, to a gipsy, under whose government I continued till I was about six years old. And this woman, though I was continually dragged about with her from one part of the country to another, yet never let me want for anything ; and I called her mother ; though she told me at last she was not my mother, but that she bought me for twelve shillings of another woman, who told her how she came by me, and told her that my name was Bob Single- ton, not Robert, but plain Bob ; for it seems they never knew by what name I was christened. It is in vain to reflect here, what a terrible fright the careless hussy was in that lost me ; what treatment she received from my justly enraged father and mother, and the horror these must be in at the thoughts of their child being thus carried away ; for as I never knew anything of the matter, but just what I have related, nor who my father and mother were, so it would make but a needless digression to talk of it here. My good gipsy mother, for some of her worthy actions no doubt, happened in process of time to be hanged ; and as this fell out something too soon for me to be perfected in the strolling trade, the parish where I was left, which for my hfe I can't re- member, took some care of me, to be sure ; for the first thing I can remember of myself afterward, was, that I went to a parish school, and the minister of the parish used to talk to me to be a good boy ; and that, though I was but a poor boy, if I minded my book, and served God, I might make a good man. I believe I was frequently removed from one town to another, perhaps as the parishes disputed my supposed mother's last settleriient. Whether I was so shifted by passes, or otherwise, I know not ; but the town where I last was kept, whatever its name was, must be not far off from the seaside ; for a master of a ship who took a fancy to me, was the first that brought me to a place not far from Southampton, which I afterwards knew to be Bussleton ; and there I attended the carpenters, and such people as were employed in building a ship for him ; and when it was 174 DANIEL DEFOE done, though I was not above twelve years old, he carried me to sea with him on a voyage to Newfoundland. I lived well enough, and pleased my master so well that he called me his own boy ; and I would have called him father, but he would not allow it, for he had children of his own. I went three or four voyages with him, and grew a great sturdy boy, when, coming home again from the banks of Newfoundland, we were taken by an Algerine rover, or man-of-war ; which, if my account stands right, was about the year 1695, for you may be sure I kept no journal. I was not much concerned at the disaster, though I saw my master, after having been wounded by a splinter in the head during the engagement, very barbarously used by the Turks ; I say, I was not much concerned, till, upon some unlucky thing I said, which, as I remember, was about abusing my master, they took me and beat me most unmercifully with a fiat stick on the soles of my feet, so that I could neither go or stand for several days together. But my good fortune was my friend upon this occasion ; for, as they were sailing away with our ship in tow as a prize, steering for the Straits, and in sight of the bay of Cadiz, the Turkish rover was attacked by two great Portuguese men-of-war, and taken and carried into Lisbon. [Singleton, during his captivity at the hands of the Portuguese, falls among evil companions and deteriorates into an ill-principled and adventurous char- acter. While on a voyage to the East he becomes leader in a mutiny, which attempt results in the mutineers^ being furnished with provision and arms, and being set upon an island to shift for themselves. Still led by Singleton, they contrive to build a craft which, after a long and uncertain journey, lands them upon the continent of Africa.] We were now landed upon the continent of Africa, the most desolate, desert, and inhospitable country in the world, even Greenland and Nova Zembla itself not excepted, with this dif- ference only, that even the worst part of it we found inhabited, though, taking the nature and quality of some of the inhabitants, it might have been much better to us if there had been none. LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN SINGLETON 175 And, to add to the exclamation I am making on the nature of the place, it was here that we took one of the rashest, and wildest, and most desperate resolutions that ever was taken by man, or any number of men, in the world ; this was, to travel overland through the heart of the country, from the coast of Mozambique, on the east ocean, to the coast of Angola or Guinea, on the west- ern or Atlantic Ocean, a continent of land of at least 1800 miles, in which journey we had excessive heats to support, unpassable deserts to go over, no carriages, camels, or beasts of any kind to carry our baggage, innumerable numbers of wild and ravenous beasts to encounter with, such as hons, leopards, tigers, Kzards, and elephants ; we had the equinoctial line to pass under, and, consequently, were in the very centre of the torrid zone ; we had nations of savages to encounter with, barbarous and brutish to the last degree ; hunger and thirst to struggle with, and, in one word, terrors enough to have daunted the stoutest hearts that ever were placed in cases of flesh and blood. Yet, fearless of all these, we resolved to adventure, and ac- cordingly made such preparations for our journey as the place we were in would allow us, and such as our Uttle experience of the country seemed to dictate to us. It had been some time already that we had been used to tread barefooted upon the rocks, the gravel, the grass, and the sand on the shore ; but as we found the worst thing for our feet was the walking or traveUing on the dry burning sands, within the country, so we provided ourselves with a sort of shoes, made of the skins of wild beasts, with the hair inward, and being dried in the sun, the outsides were thick and hard, and would last a great while. In short, as I called them, so I think the term very proper still, we made us gloves for our feet, and we found them very convenient and very comfortable. We conversed with some of the natives of the country, who were friendly enough. What tongue they spoke I do not yet pretend to know. We talked as far as we could make them understand us, not only about our provisions, but also about our undertaking, and asked them what country lay that way, point- ing west with our hands. They told us but little to our purpose, only we thought, by all their discourse, that there were people 176 DANIEL DEFOE to be found, of one sort or other, everywhere ; that there were many great rivers, many lions and tigers, elephants, and furious wild cats (which in the end we found to be civet cats), and the like. When we asked them if any one had ever travelled that way, they told us yes, some had gone to where the sun sleeps, meaning to the west, but they could not tell us who they were. When we asked for some to guide us, they shrunk up their shoulders as Frenchmen do when they are afraid to undertake a thing. When we asked them about the lions and wild creatures, they laughed, and let us know that they would do us no hurt, and directed us to a good way indeed to deal with them, and that was to make some fire, which would always fright them away ; and so indeed we found it. Upon these encouragements we resolved upon our journey, and many considerations put us upon it, which, had the thing itself been practicable, we were not so much to blame for as it might otherwise be supposed ; I will name some of them, not to make the account too tedious. We now set forward wholly by land, and without any expecta- tion of more water-carriage. All our concern for more water was to be sure to have a supply for our drinking ; and therefore upon every hill that we came near we clambered up to the highest part to see the country before us, and to make the best judg- ment we could which way to go to keep the lowest grounds, and as near some stream of water as we could. The country held verdant, well grown with trees, and spread with rivers and brooks, and tolerably well with inhabitants, for about thirty days' march after our leaving the canoes, during which time things went pretty well with us ; we did not tie our- selves down when to march and when to halt, but ordered those things as our convenience and the health and ease of our people, as well our servants as ourselves, required. About the middle of this march we came into a low and plain country, in which we perceived a greater number of inhabitants than in any other country we had gone through ; but that which LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN SINGLETON 177 was worse for us, we found them a fierce, barbarous, treacherous people, and who at first looked upon us as robbers, and gathered themselves in numbers to attack us. Our men were terrified at them at first, and began to discover an unusual fear, and even our black prince seemed in a great deal of confusion ; but I smiled at him, and showing him some of our guns, I asked him if he thought that which killed the spotted cat (for so they called the leopard in their language) could not make a thousand of those naked creatures die at one blow ? Then he laughed, and said, yes, he believed it would. "Well, then," said I, "tell your men not to be afraid of these people, for we shall soon give them a taste of what we can do if they pretend to meddle with us." However, we considered we were in the middle of a vast country, and we knew not what numbers of people and nations we might be surrounded with, and, above all, we knew not how much we might stand in need of the friend- ship of these that we were now among, so that we ordered the negroes to try all the methods they could to make them friends. Accordingly the two men who had gotten bows and arrows, and two more to whom we gave the prince's two fine lances, went foremost, with five more, having long poles in their hands ; and after them ten of our men advanced toward the negro town that was next to us, and we all stood ready to succour them if there should be occasion. When they came pretty near their houses our negroes hallooed in their screaming way, and called to them as loud as they could. Upon their calling, some of the men came out and answered, and immediately after the whole town, men, women, and children, appeared ; our negroes, with their long poles, went forward a little, and stuck them all in the ground, and left them, which in their country was a signal of peace, but the other did not under- stand the meaning of that. Then the two men with bows laid down their bows and arrows, went forward unarmed, and made signs of peace to them, which at last the other began to under- stand ; so two of their men laid down their bows and arrows, and came towards them. Our men made all the signs of friend- ship to them that they could think of, putting their hands up to 1 78 DANIEL DEFOE their mouths as a sign that they wanted provisions to eat ; and the other pretended to be pleased and friendly, and went back to their fellows and talked with them a while, and they came for- ward again, and made signs that they would bring some provisions to them before the sun set; and so our men came back again very well satisfied for that time. But an hour before sunset our men went to them again, just in the same posture as before, and they came according to their appointment, and brought deer's flesh, roots, and the same kind of corn, like rice, which I mentioned above ; and our negroes, being furnished with such toys as our cutler had contrived, gave them some of them, which they seemed infinitely pleased with, and promised to bring more provisions the next day. Accordingly the next day they came again, but our men per- ceived they were more in number by a great many than before. However, having sent out ten men with firearms to stand ready, and our whole army being in view also, we were not much sur- prised ; nor was the treachery of the enemy so cunningly ordered as in other cases, for they might have surrounded our negroes, which were but nine, under a show of peace ; but when they saw our men advance almost as far as the place where they were the day before, the rogues snatched up their bows and arrows and came running upon our men like so many furies, at which our ten men called to the negroes to come back to them, which they did with speed enough at the first word, and stood all behind our men. As they fled, the other advanced, and let fly near a hundred of their arrows at them, by which two of our negroes were wounded, and one we thought had been killed. When they came to the five poles that our men had stuck in the ground, they stood still awhile, and gathering about the poles, looked at them, and handled them, as wondering what they meant. We then, who were drawn up behind all, sent one of our number to our ten men to bid them fire among them while they stood so thick, and to put some small shot into their guns besides the ordinary charge, and to tell them that we would be up with them immediately. Accordingly they made ready ; but by the time they were ready to fire, the black army had left their wandering about the LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN SINGLETON 179 poles, and began to stir as if they would come on, though seeing more men stand at some distance behind our negroes, they could not tell what to make of us ; but if they did not understand us before, they understood us less afterwards, for as soon as ever our men found them to begin to move forward they fired among the thickest of them, being about the distance of 120 yards, as near as we could guess. It is impossible to express the fright, the screaming and yelling of those wretches upon this first volley. We killed six of them, and wounded eleven or twelve, I mean as we knew of ; for, as they stood thick, and the small shot, as we called it, scattered among them, we had reason to believe we wounded more that stood farther off, for our small shot was made of bits of lead and bits of iron, heads of nails, and such things as our diligent artificer, the cutler, helped us to. As to those that were killed and wounded, the other frighted creatures were under the greatest amazement in the world, to think what should hurt them, for they could see nothing but holes made in their bodies they knew not how. Then the fire and noise amazed all their women and children, and frighted them out of their wits, so that they ran staring and howling about like mad creatures. However, all this did not make them fly, which was what we wanted, nor did we find any of them die as it were with fear, as at first ; so we resolved upon a second volley, and then to advance as we did before. Whereupon our reserved men advancing, we resolved to fire only three men at a time, and move forward like an army firing in platoon ; so, being all in a line, we fired, first three on the right, then three on the left, and so on ; and every time we killed or wounded some of them, but still they did not fly, and yet they were so frighted that they used none of their bows and arrows, or of their lances ; and we thought their num- bers increased upon our hands, particularly we thought so by the noise. So I called to our men to halt, and bid them pour in one whole volley and then shout, as we did in our first fight, and so run in upon them and knock them down with our muskets. But they were too wise for that too, for as soon as we had fired i8o DANIEL DEFOE a whole volley and shouted, they all ran away, men, women, and children, so fast that in a few moments we could not see one creature of them except some that were wounded and lame, who lay wallowing and screaming here and there upon the ground as they happened to fall. Upon this we came up to the field of battle, where we found we had killed thirty-seven of them, among which were three women, and had wounded about sixty-four, among which were two women ; by wounded I mean such as were so maimed as not to be able to go away, and those our negroes killed afterwards in a cowardly manner in cold blood, for which we were very angry, and threatened to make them go to them if they did so again. There was no great spoil to be got, for they were all stark naked as they came into the world, men and women together, some of them having feathers stuck in their hair, and others a kind of bracelet about their necks, but nothing else ; but our negroes got a booty here, which we were very glad of, and this was the bows and arrows of the vanquished, of which they found more than they knew what to do with, belonging to the killed and wounded men ; these we ordered them to pick up, and they were very useful to us afterwards. After the fight, and our negroes had gotten bows and arrows, we sent them out in parties to see what they could get, and they got some provisions ; but, which was better than all the rest, they brought us four more young bulls, or buffaloes, that had been brought up to labour and to carry burthens. They knew them, it seems, by the burthens they had carried having galled their backs, for they have no saddles to cover them with in that country. Those creatures not only eased our negroes, but gave us an opportunity to carry more provisions ; and our negroes loaded them very hard at this place with flesh and roots, such as we wanted very much afterwards. In this town we found a very little young leopard, about two spans high ; it was exceeding tame, and purred like a cat when we stroked it with our hands, being, as I suppose, bred up among the negroes like a house-dog. It was our black prince, it seems, who, making his tour among, the abandoned houses or huts, found this creature there, and making much of him, and giving LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN SINGLETON i8i a bit or two of flesh to him, the creature followed him like a dog ; of which more hereafter. Among the negroes that were killed in this battle there was one who had a little thin bit or plate of gold, about as big as a sixpence, which hung by a little bit of a twisted gut upon his forehead, by which we supposed he was a man of some eminence among them ; but that was not all, for this bit of gold put us upon searching very narrowly if there was not more of it to be had thereabouts, but we found none at all. From this part of the country we went on for about fifteen days, and then found ourselves obliged to march up a high ridge of mountains, frightful to behold, and the first of the kind that we met with ; and having no guide but our little pocket-compass, we had no advantage of information as to which was the best or the worst way, but was^ obliged to choose by what we saw, and shift as well as we could. We met with several nations of wild and naked people in the plain country before we came to those hills, and we found them much more tractable and friendly than those devils we had been forced to fight with ; and though we could learn little from these people, yet we understood by the signs they made that there was a vast desert beyond these hills, and, as our negroes called them, much Hon, much spotted cat (so they called the leopard) ; and they signed to us also that we must carry water with us. At the last of these nations we fur- nished ourselves with as much provisions as we could possibly carry, not knowing what we had to suffer, or what length we had to go ; and, to make o\ir way as familiar to us as possible, I pro- posed that of the last inhabitants we could find we should make some prisoners and carry them with us for guides over the desert, and to assist us in carrying provision, and, perhaps, in getting it too. The advice was too necessary to be slighted ; so finding, by our dumb signs to the inhabitants, that there were some people that dwelt at the foot of the mountains on the other side before we came to the desert itself, we resolved to furnish ourselves with guides by fair means or foul. Here, by a moderate computation, we concluded ourselves 700 miles from the sea-coast where we began. Our black prince ' were? See " Captain Singleton " in " Camelot Series," London, 1887, p. go. I82 DANIEL DEFOE was this day set free from the sling his arm hung in, our surgeon having perfectly restored it, and he showed it to his own country- men quite well, which made them greatly wonder. Also our two negroes began to recover, and their wounds to heal apace, for our surgeon was very skilful in managing their cure. Having with infinite labour mounted these 'hills, and coming to a view of the country beyond them, it was indeed enough to astonish as stout a heart as ever was created. It was a vast howling wilderness — not a tree, a river, or a green thing to be seen; for, as far as the eye could look, nothing but a scalding sand, which, as the wind blew, drove about in clouds enough to overwhelm man and beast. Nor could we see any end of it either before us, which was our way, or to the right hand or left ; so that truly our men began to be discouraged, and talk of going back again. Nor could we indeed think of venturing over such a horrid place as that before us, in which we saw nothing but present death. I was as much affected at the sight as any of them ; but, for all that, I could not bear the thoughts of going back again. I told them we had marched 700 miles of our way, and it would be worse than death to think of going back again ; and that, if they thought the desert was not passable, I thought we should rather change our course, and travel south till we came to the Cape of Good Hope, or north to the country that lay along the Nile, where, perhaps, we might find some way or other over to the west sea ; for sure all Africa was not a desert. Our gunner, who, as I said before, was our guide as to the situation of places, told us that he could not tell what to say to going for the Cape, for it was a monstrous length, being from the place where we now were not less than 1500 miles ; and, by his account, we were now come a third part of the way to the coast of Angola, where we should meet the western ocean, and find ways enough for our escape home. On the other hand, he assured us, and showed us a map of it, that, if we went northward, the western shore of Africa went out into the sea above 1000 miles west, so that we should have so much and more land to travel afterwards ; which land might, for aught we knew, be as wild, barren, and desert as this. And therefore, upon the whole, he LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN SINGLETON 183 proposed that we should attempt this desert, and perhaps we should not find it so long as we feared ; and however, he pro- posed that we should see how far our provisions would carry us, and, in particular, our water ; and we should venture no further than half so far as our water would last ; and if we found no end of the desert, we might come safely back again. This advice was so reasonable that we all approved of it ; and accordingly we calculated that we were able to carry provisions for forty-two days, but that we could not carry water for above twenty days, though we were to suppose it to stink, too, before that time expired. So that we concluded that, if we did not come at some water in ten days' time, we would return ; but if we found a supply of water, we could then travel twenty-one days ^ and, if we saw no end of the wilderness in that time, we would return also. . With this regulation of our measures, we descended the moun- tains, and it was the second day before we quite reached the plain ; where, however, to make us amends, we found a fine Uttle rivulet of very good water, abundance of deer, a sort of creature hke a hare, but not so nimble, but whose flesh we found very agreeable. But we were deceived in our intelligence, for we found no people ; so we got no more prisoners to assist us in carrying our baggage. The infinite number of deer and other creatures which we saw here, we found was occasioned by the neighbourhood of the waste or desert, from whence they retired hither for food and refreshment. We stored ourselves here with flesh and roots of divers kinds, which our negroes understood better than we, and which served us for bread ; and with as much water as (by the allowance of a quart a day to a man for our negroes, and three pints a day a man for ourselves, and three quarts a day each for our buffaloes) would serve us twenty days ; and thus loaded for a long miserable march, we set forwards, being all sound in health and very cheerful, but not alike strong for so great a fatigue; and, which was our grievance, were without a guide. In the very first entrance of the waste we were exceedingly discouraged, for we found the sand so deep, and it scalded our feet so much with the heat, that after we had, as I may call it. 1 84 DANIEL DEFOE waded rather than walked through it about seven or eight miles, we were all heartily tired and faint ; even the very negroes laid down and panted like creatures that had been pushed beyond their strength. Here we found the difference of lodging greatly injurious to us ; for, as before, we always made us huts to sleep under, which covered us from the night air, which is particularly unwholesome in those hot countries. But we had here no shelter, no lodging, after so hard a march ; for here were no trees, no, not a shrub near us ; and, which was still more frightful, towards night we began to hear the wolves howl, the Hons bellow, and a great many wild asses braying, and other ugly noises which we did not understand. Upon this we reflected upon our indiscretion, that we had not, at least, brought poles or stakes in our hands, with which we might have, as it were, palisadoed ourselves in for the night, and so we might have slept secure, whatever other inconveniences we suffered. However, we found a way at last to relieve ourselves a little ; for first we set up the lances and bows we had, and en- deavoured to bring the tops of them as near to one another as we could, and so hung our coats on the top of them, which made us a kind of sorry tent. The leopard's skin, and a few other skins we had put together, made us a tolerable covering, and thus we laid down to sleep, and slept very heartily too, for the first night ; setting, however, a good watch, being two of our own men with their fuzes, whom we relieved in an hour at first, and two hours afterwards. And it was very well we did this, for they found the wilderness swarmed with raging creatures of all kinds, some of which came directly up the very enclosure of our tent. But our sentinels were ordered not to alarm us with firing in the night, but to flash in the pan at them, which they did, and found it effectual, for the creatures went off always as soon as they saw it, perhaps with some noise or howling, and pursued such other game as they were upon. If we were tired with the day's travel, we were all as much tired with the night's lodging. But our black prince told us in the morning he would give us some counsel, and indeed it was very good counsel. He told us we should be all killed if we went on LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN SINGLETON 185 this journey, and through this desert, without some covering for us at night ; so he advised us to march back again to a little river-side where we lay the night before, and stay there till we could make us houses, as he called them, to carry with us to lodge in every night. As he began a Uttle to understand our speech, and we very well to understand his signs, we easily knew what he meant, and that we should there make mats (for we remembered that we saw a great deal of matting or bass there, that the natives make mats of) — I say, that we should make large mats there for covering our huts or tents to lodge in at night. We all approved this advice, and immediately resolved to go back that one day's journey, resolving, though we carried less provisions, we would carry mats with us to cover us in the night. Some of the nimblest of us got back to the river with more ease than we had travelled it the day before ; but, as we were not in haste, the rest made a halt, encamped another night, and came to us the next day. In our return of this day's journey, our men that made two days of it met with a very surprising thing, that gave them some reason to be careful how they parted company again. The case was this : — The second day in the morning, before they had gone half a mile, looking behind them they saw a vast cloud of sand or dust rise in the air, as we see sometimes in the roads in summer when it is very dusty and a large drove of cattle are coming, only very much greater ; and they could easily perceive that it came after them ; and it came on faster as they went from it. The cloud of sand was so great that they could not see what it was that raised it, and concluded that it was some army of enemies that pursued them ; but then considering that they came from the vast uninhabited wilderness, they knew it was im- j possible any nation or people that way should have inteUigence of them or the way of their march ; and therefore, if it was an I army, it must be of such as they were, travelling that way by 1 accident. On the other hand, as they knew that there were no I horses in the country, and that they came on so fast, they con- 1 eluded that it must be some vast collection of wild beasts, perhaps 1 making to the hill country for food or water, and that they I should be all devoured or trampled under foot by their multitude. 1 86 DANIEL DEFOE Upon this thought, they very prudently observed which way the cloud seemed to point, and they turned a little out of their way to the north, supposing it might pass by them. When they were about a quarter of a mile, they halted to see what it might be. One of the negroes, a nimbler fellow then the rest, went back a httle, and came in a few minutes running as fast as the heavy sands would allow, and by signs gave them to know that it was a great herd, or drove, or whatever it might be called, of vast monstrous elephants. As it was a sight our men had never seen, they were desirous to see it, and yet a little uneasy at the danger too ; for though an elephant is a heavy unwieldy creature, yet in the deep sand, which is nothing at all to them, they marched at a great rate, and would soon have tired our people, if they had had far to go, and had been pursued by them. Our gunner was with them, and had a great mind to have gone close up to one of the outermost of them, and to have clapped his piece to his ear, and to have fired into him, because he had been told no shot would penetrate them ; but they all dissuaded him, lest upon the noise they should all turn upon and pursue us ; so he was reasoned out of it, and let them pass, which, in our people's circumstances, was certainly the right way. They were between twenty and thirty in number, but prodi- gious great ones ; and though they often showed our men that they saw them, yet they did not turn out of their way, or take any other notice of them than, as we might say, just to look at them. We that were before saw the cloud of dust they raised, but we had thought it had been our own caravan, and so took no notice ; but as they bent their course one point of the compass, or there- abouts, to the southward of the east, and we went due east, they passed by us at some little distance ; so that we did not see them, or know anything of them, till evening, when our men came to us and gave us this account of them. However, this was a useful experiment for our future conduct in passing the desert, as you shall hear in its place. We were now upon our work, and our black prince was head surveyor, for he was an excellent mat-maker himself, and all his men understood it, so that they soon made us near a hundred LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN SINGLETON 187 mats ; and as every man, I mean of the negroes, carried one, it was no manner of load, and we did not carry an ounce of pro- visions the less. The greatest burthen was to carry six long poles, besides some shorter stakes ; but the negroes made an advantage of that, for carrying them between two, they made the luggage of provisions which they had to carry so much the lighter, binding it upon two poles, and so made three couple of them. As soon as we saw this, we made a little advantage of it too ; for having three or four bags, called bottles (I mean skins to carry water), more than the men could carry, we got them filled, and carried them this way, which was a day's water and more, for our journey- Having now ended our work, made our mats, and fully re- cruited our stores of all things necessary, and having made us abundance of small ropes of matting for ordinary use, as we might have occasion, we set forward again, having interrupted our journey eight days in all, upon this affair. To our great comfort, the night before we set out there fell a very violent shower of rain, the effects of which we found in the sand ; though the heat of one day dried the surface as much as before, yet it was harder at bottom, not so heavy, and was cooler to our feet, by which means we marched, as we reckoned, about fourteen miles instead of seven, and with much more ease. When we came to encamp, we had all things ready, for we had fitted our tent, and set it up for trial, where we made it ; so that, in less than an hour, we had a large tent raised, with an inner and outer apartment, and two entrances. In one we lay ourselves, in the other our negroes, having light pleasant mats over us, and others at the same time under us. Also we had a little place without all for our buffaloes, for they deserved our care, being very useful to us, besides carrying forage and water for themselves. Their forage was a root, which our black prince directed us to find, not much unlike a parsnip, very moist and nourishing, of which there was plenty wherever we came, this horrid desert excepted. When we came the next morning to decamp, our negroes took down the tent, and pulled up the stakes ; and all was in motion in as little time as it was set up. In this posture we marched eight days, and yet could see no end, no change of our i88 DANIEL DEFOE prospect, but all looking as wild and dismal as at the beginning. If there was any alteration, it was that the sand was nowhere so deep and heavy as it was the first three days. This we thought might be because, for six months of the year the winds blowing west (as for the other six they blow constantly east), the sand was driven violently to the side of the desert where we set out, where the mountains lying very high, the easterly monsoons, when they blew, had not the same power to drive it back again ; and this was confirmed by our finding the like depth of sand on the farthest extent of the desert to the west. It was the ninth day of our travel in this wilderness, when we came to the view of a great lake of water ; and you may be sure this was a particular satisfaction to us, because we had not water left for above two or three days more, at our shortest allowance ; I mean allowing water for our return, if we had been driven to the necessity of it. Our water had served us two days longer than expected, our buffaloes having found, for two or three days, a kind of herb like a broad flat thistle, though without any prickle, spreading on the ground, and growing in the sand, which they ate freely of, and which supplied them for drink as well as forage. The next day, which was the tenth from our setting out, we came to the edge of this lake, and, very happily for us, we came to it at the south point of it, for to the north we could see no end of it ; so we passed by it and travelled three days by the side of it, which was a great comfort to us, because it lightened our bur- then there being no need to carry water when we had it in view. And yet, though here was so much water, we found but very little alteration in the desert ; no trees, no grass or herbage, except that thistle, as I called it, and two or three more plants, which we did not understand, of which the desert began to be pretty full. But as we were refreshed with the neighbourhood of this lake of water, so we were now gotten among a prodigious number of ravenous inhabitants, the like whereof, it is most certain, the eye of man never saw ; for as I firmly beheve that never man nor body of men passed this desert since the flood, so I believe there is not the like collection of fierce, ravenous, and devouring crea- tures in the world ; I mean not in any particular place. LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN SINGLETON 189 For a day's journey before we came to this lake, and all the three days we were passing by it, and for six or seven days' march after it, the ground was scattered with elephants' teeth in such a number as is incredible ; and as some of them have lain there for some hundreds of years, so, seeing the substance of them scarce ever decays, they may lie there, for aught I know, to the end of time. The size of some of them is, it seems, to those to whom I have reported it, as incredible as the number ; and I can assure you there were several so heavy as the strongest man among us could not lift. As to number, I question not but there are enough to load a thousand sail of the biggest ships in the world, by which I may be understood to mean that the quajitity is not to be conceived of ; seeing that as they lasted in view for above eighty miles' travelling, so they might continue as far to the right hand, and to the left as far, and many times as far, for aught we knew ; for it seems the number of elephants hereabouts is pro- digiously great. In one place in particular we saw the head of an elephant, with several teeth in it, but one of the biggest that ever I saw ; the flesh was consumed, to be sure, many hundred years before, and all the other bones ; but three of our strongest men could not lift this skull and teeth ; the great tooth, I believe, weighed at least three hundredweight ; and this was particularly remarkable to me, that I observed the whole skull was as good ivory as the teeth, and, I believe, altogether weighed at least six hundredweight ; and though I do not know but, by the same rule, all the bones of the elephant may be ivory, yet I think there is this just objection against it from the example before me, that then all the other bones of this elephant would have been there as well as the head. I proposed to our gunner, that, seeing we had travelled now fourteen days without intermission, and that we had water here for our refreshment, and no want of food yet, nor any fear of it, we should rest our people a little, and see, at the same time, if perhaps we might kill some creatures that were proper for food. The gunner, who had more forecast of that kind than I had, agreed to the proposal, and added, why might we not try to catch some fish out of the lake ? The first thing we had before us was to try if we could make any hooks, and this indeed put our I go DANIEL DEFOE artificer to his trumps ; however, with some labour and difficulty, he did it, and we catched fresh fish of several kinds. How they came there, none but He that made the lake and all the world knows ; for, to be sure, no human hands ever put any in there, or pulled any out before. We not only catched enough for our present refreshment, but we dried several large fishes, of kinds which I cannot describe, in the sun, by which we lengthened out our provision con- siderably; for the heat of the sun dried them so effectually without salt that they were perfectly cured, dry, and hard, in one day's time. We rested ourselves here five days ; during which time we had abundance of pleasant adventures with the wild creatures, too many to relate. One of them was very particular, which was a chase between a she-lion, or lioness, and a large deer ; and though the deer is naturally a very nimble creature, and she flew by us like the wind, having, perhaps, about 300 yards the start of the lion, yet we found the lion, by her strength, and the goodness of her lungs, got ground of her. They passed by us within about a quarter of a mile, and we had a view of them a great way, when, having given them over, we were surprised, about an hour after, to see them come thundering back again on the other side of us, and then the lion was within thirty or forty yards of her ; and both straining to the extremity of their speed, when the deer, coming to the lake, plunged into the water, and swam for her life, as she had before run for it. The lioness plunged in after her, and swam a little way, but came back again ; and when she was got upon the land she set up the most hideous roar that ever I heard in my Hfe, as if done in the rage of having lost her prey. We walked out morning and evening constantly ; the middle of the day we refreshed ourselves under our tent. But one morn- ing early we saw another chase, which more nearly concerned us than the other ; for our black prince, walking by the side of the lake, was set upon by a vast, great crocodile, which came out of the lake upon him ; and though he was very light of foot, yet it was as much as he could do to get away. He fled amain to us, and the truth is, we did not know what to do, for we were told LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN SINGLETON 19 r no bullet would enter her ; and we found it so at first, for though three of our men fired at her, yet she did not mind them ; but my friend the gunner, a venturous fellow, of a bold heart, and great presence of mind, went up so near as to thrust the muzzle of his piece into her mouth, and fired, but let his piece fall, and ran for it the very moment he had fired it. The creature raged a great while, and spent its fury upon the gun, making marks upon the very iron with its teeth, but after some time fainted and died. Our negroes spread the banks of the lake all this while for game, and at length killed us three deer, one of them very large, the other two very small. There was water-fowl also in the lake, but we never came near enough to them to shoot any ; and as for the desert, we saw no fowls anywhere in it but at the lake. We likewise killed two or three civet cats ; but their flesh is the worst of carrion. We saw abundance of elephants at a dis- tance, and observed they always go in very good company, that is to say, abundance of them together, and always extended in a fair line of battle ; and this, they say, is the way they defend themselves from their enemies ; for if lions or tigers, wolves or any creatures, attack them, they being drawn in a line, sometimes reaching five or six miles in length, whatever comes in their way is sure to be trod under foot, or beaten in pieces with their trunks, or lifted up in the air with their trunks ; so that if a hundred lions or tigers were coming along, if they meet a line of elephants, they will always fly back till they see room to pass by the right hand or the left ; and if they did not, it would be impossible for one of them to escape ; for the elephant, though a heavy creature, is yet so dexterous and nimble with his trunk, that he will not fail to lift up the heaviest Hon, or any other wild creature, and throw him up in the air quite over his back, and then trample him to death with his feet. We saw several lines of battle thus ; we saw one so long that indeed there was no end of it to be seen, and I believe there might be 2000 elephants in row or line. They are not beasts of prey, but live upon the herbage of the field, as an ox does ; and it is said, that though they are so great a crea- ture, yet that a smaller quantity of forage supplies one of them than will suffice a horse. The numbers of this kind of creature that are in those parts 192 DANIEL DEFOE are inconceivable, as may be gathered from the prodigious quan- tity of teeth which, as I said, we saw in this vast desert ; and in- deed we saw a hundred of them to one of any other kind. One evening we were very much surprised. We were most of us laid down on our mats to sleep, when our watch came running in among us, being frighted with the sudden roaring of some lions just by them, which, it seems, they had not seen, the night being dark, till they were just upon them. There was, as it proved, an old lion and his whole family, for there was the lioness and three young lions, besides the old king, who was a monstrous great one. One of the young ones — who were good, large, well-grown ones too — leaped up upon one of our negroes, who. stood sentinel, before he saw him, at which he was heartily frighted, cried out, and ran into the tent. Our other man, who had a gun, had not presence of mind at first to shoot him, but struck him with the butt-end of his piece, which made him whine a little, and then growl at him fearfully ; but the fellow retired, and, we being all alarmed, three of our men snatched up their guns, ran to the tent door, where they saw the great old lion by the fire of his eyes, and first fired at him, but, we supposed, missed him, or at least did not kill him ; for they went all off, but raised a most hideous roar, which, as if they had called for help, brought down a prodigious number of lions, and other furious creatures, we know not what, about them, for we could not see them ; but there was a noise, and yelling and howling, and all sorts of such wilderness music on every side of us, as if all the beasts of the desert were assembled to devour us. We asked our black prince what we should do with them. "Me go," says he, "and fright them all." So he snatches up two or three of the worst of our mats, and getting one of our men to strike some fire, he hangs the mat up at the end of a pole, and set it on fire, and it blazed abroad a good while ; at which the creatures all moved off, for we heard them roar, and make their bellowing noise at a great distance. "Well," says our gunner, "if that will do, we need not burn our mats, which are our beds to lay under us, and our tilting to cover us. Let me alone," says he. So he comes back into our tent, and falls to making some artificial fireworks and the like ; and he gave our sentinels some LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN SINGLETON 193 to be ready at hand upon occasion, and particularly he placed a great piece of wild-fire upon the same pole that the mat had been tied to, and set it on fire, and that burnt there so long that all the wild creatures left us for that time. However, we began to be weary of such company ; and, to be rid of them, we set forward again two days sooner than we in- tended. We found now, that though the desert did not end, nor could we see any appearance of it, yet that the earth was pretty full of green stuff of one sort or another, so that our cattle had no want ; and secondly, that there were several little rivers which ran into the lake, and so long as the country continued low, we found water sufficient, which eased us very much in our carriage, and we went on still sixteen days more without yet coming to any appearance of better soil. After this we found the country rise a little, and by that we perceived that the water would fail us ; so, for fear of the worst, we filled our bladder-bottles with water. We found the country rising gradually thus for three days continually, when, on the sudden, we perceived that, though we had mounted up insensibly, yet that we were on the top of a very high ridge of hills, though not such as at first. When we came to look down on the other side of the hills, we saw, to the great joy of all our hearts, that the desert was at an end ; that the country was clothed with green, abundance of trees, and a large river ; and we made no doubt but that we should find people and cattle also ; and here, by our gunner's account, who kept our computations, we had marched about 400 miles over this dismal place of horror, having been four-and- thirty days a-doing of it, and consequently were come about 1 100 miles of our journey. [Singleton, with his companions, finally reaches the west coast of Africa, whence he embarks for England. Here he remains until his money is gone, when he joins a pirate crew and starts out upon new adventure.] ******* We cruised near two years in those seas, chiefly upon the Spaniards; not that we made any difficulty of taking English ships, or Dutch, or French, if they came in our way ; and par- ticularly. Captain Wilmot attacked a New England ship bound 194 DANIEL DEFOE from the Madeiras to Jamaica, and another bound from New York to Barbados, with provisions ; which last was a very happy supply to us. But the reason why we meddled as little with English vessels as we could, was, first, because, if they were ships of any force, we were sure of more resistance from them ; and, secondly, because we found the English ships had less booty when taken, for the Spaniards generally had money on board, and that was what we best knew what to do with. Captain Wilmot was, indeed, more particularly cruel when he took any English vessel, that they might not too soon have advice of him in England ; and so the men-of-war have orders to look out for him. But this part I bury in silence for the present. We increased our stock in these two years considerably, having taken 60,000 pieces of eight in one vessel, and 100,000 in another ; and being thus first grown rich, we resolved to be strong too, for we had taken a brigantine built at Virginia, an excellent sea-boat, and a good sailer, and able to carry twelve guns ; and a large Spanish frigate-built ship, that sailed incomparably well also, and which afterwards, by the help of good carpenters, we fitted up to carry twenty-eight guns. And now we wanted more hands, so we put away for the Bay of Campeachy, not doubting we should ship as many men there as we pleased ; and so we did. Here we sold the sloop that I was in ; and Captain Wilmot keeping his own ship, I took the command of the Spanish frigate as captain, and my comrade Harris as eldest lieutenant, and a bold enterprising fellow he was, as any the world afforded. One culverdine was put into the brigantine, so that we were now three stout ships, well manned, and victualled for twelve months ; for we had taken two or three sloops from New England and New York, laden with flour, peas, and barrelled beef and pork, going for Jamaica and Barbados ; and for more beef we went on shore on the island of Cuba, where we killed as many black cattle as we pleased, though we had very little salt to cure them. Out of all the prizes we took here we took their powder and bullet, their small-arms and cutlasses; and as for their men, we always took the surgeon and the carpenter, as persons who were of particular use to us upon many occasions ; nor were they always unwilling to go with us, though for their own security, in LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN SINGLETON 195 case of accidents, they might easily pretend they were carried away by force ; of which I shall give a pleasant account in the course of my other expeditions. We had one very merry fellow here, a Quaker, whose name was William Walters, whom we took out of a sloop bound from Penn- sylvania to Barbados. He was a surgeon, and they called him doctor ; but he was not employed in the sloop as a surgeon, but was going to Barbados to get a berth, as the sailors call it. How- ever, he had all his surgeon's chests on board, and we made him go with us, and take all his implements with him. He was a comic fellow indeed, a man of very good solid sense, and an ex- cellent surgeon ; but, what was worth all, very good-humoured and pleasant in his conversation, and a bold, stout, brave fellow too, as any we had among us. I found William, as I thought, not very averse to go along with us, and yet resolved to do it so that it might be apparent he was taken away by force, and to this purpose he comes to me. "Friend," says he, "thou sayest I must go with thee, and it is not in my power to resist thee if I would ; but I desire thou wilt obhge the master of the sloop which I am on board to certify under his hand, that I was taken away by force and against my will." And this he said with so much satisfaction in his face, that I could not but underdstand him. "Ay, ay," says I, "whether it be against your will or no, I'll make him and all the men give you a certificate of it, or I'll take them all along with us, and keep them till they da." So I drew up a certificate myself, wherein I wrote that he was taken away by main force, as a prisoner, by a pirate ship ; that they carried away his chest and instruments first, and then bound his hands behind him and forced him into their boat ; and this was signed by the master and all his men. Accordingly I fell a-swearing at him, and called to my men to tie his hands behind him, and so we put him into our boat and carried him away. When I had him on board, I called him to me. "Now, friend," says I, "I have brought you away by force, it is true, but I am not of the opinion I have brought you away so much again your will as they imagine. Come," says I, "you will be a useful man to us, and you shall have very good usage 196 DANIEL DEFOE among us." So I unbound his hands, and first ordered all things that belonged to him to be restored to him, and our captain gave him a dram. "Thou hast dealt friendly by me," says he, "and I will be plain with thee, whether I came willingly to thee or not. I shall make myself as useful to thee as I can, but thou knowest it is not my business to meddle when thou art to fight." "No, no," says the captain, "but you may meddle a little when we share the money." "Those things are useful to furnish a surgeon's chest," says William, and smiled, "but I shall be moderate." In short, William was a most agreeable companion ; but he had the better of us in this part, that if we were taken we were sure to be hanged, and he was sure to escape ; and he knew it well enough. But, in short, he was a sprightly fellow, and fitter to be captain than any of us. I shall have often an occasion to speak of him in the rest of the story. Our cruising so long in these seas began now to be so well known, that not in England only, but in France and Spain, accounts had been made public of our adventures, and many stories told how we murdered the people in cold blood, tying them back to back, and throwing them into the sea ; one half of which, however, was not true, though more was done than is fit to speak of here. The consequence of this, however, was, that several English men-of-war were sent to the West Indies, and were particularly instructed to cruise in the Bay of Mexico, and the Gulf of Florida, and among the Bahama islands, if possible, to attack us. We were not so ignorant of things as not to expect this, after so long a stay in that part of the world ; but the first certain account we had of them was at Honduras, when a vessel coming in from Jamaica told us that two English men-of-war were coming directly from Jamaica thither in quest of us. We were indeed as it were embayed, and could not have made the least shift to have got off, if they had come directly to us ; but, as it happened, somebody had informed them that we were in the Bay of Campeachy, and they went directly thither, by which we were not only free of them, but were so much to the windward of them, that they could not make any attempt upon us, though they had known we were there. LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN SINGLETON 197 We took this advantage, and stood away for Carthagena, and from thence with great difficulty beat it up at a distance from under the shore for St. Martha, till we came to the Dutch island of Curagoa, and from thence to the island of Tobago, which, as before, was our rendezvous ; which, being a deserted, unin- habited island, we at the .same time made use of for a retreat. Here the captain of the brigantine died, and Captain Harris, at that time my lieutenant, took the command of the brigantine. Here we came to a resolution to go away to the coast of Brazil, and from thence to the Cape of Good Hope, and so for the East Indies ; but Captain Harris, as I have said, being now captain of the brigantine, alleged that his ship was too small for so long a voyage, but that, if Captain Wilmot would consent, he would take the hazard of another cruise, and he would follow us in the first ship he could take. So we appointed our rendezvous to be at Madagascar, which was done by my recommendation of the place, and the plenty of provisions to be had there. Accordingly, he went away from us in an evil hour ; for, instead of taking a ship to follow us, he was taken, as I heard afterwards, by an English man-of-war, and being laid in irons, died of mere grief and anger before he came to England. His lieutenant, I have heard, was afterwards executed in England for a pirate ; and this was the end of the man who first brought me into this unhappy trade. We parted from Tobago three days after, bending our course for the coast of Brazil, but had not been at sea above twenty- four hours, when we were separated by a terrible storm, which held three days, with very little abatement or intermission. In this juncture Captain Wihnot happened, unluckily, to be on board my ship, to his great mortification ; for we not only lost sight of his ship, but never saw her more till we came to Madagas- car, where she was cast away. In short, after having in this tempest lost our fore-topmast, we were forced to put back to the isle of Tobago for shelter, and to repair our damage, which brought us all very near our destruction. We were no sooner on shore here, and all very busy looking out for a piece of timber for a topmast, but we perceived standing in for the shore an English man-of-war of thirty-six guns. It was 198 DANIEL DEFOE a great surprise to us indeed, because we were disabled so much ; but, to our great good fortune, we lay pretty snug and close among the high rocks, and the man-of-war did not see us, but stood off again upon his cruise. So we only observed which way she went, and at night, leaving our work, resolved to stand off to sea, steering the contrary way from that which we observed she went ; and this, we found, had the desired success, for we saw him no more. We had gotten an old mizzen-topmast on board, which made us a jury fore-topmast for the present ; and so we stood away for the isle of Trinidad, where, though there were Spaniards on shore, yet we landed some men with our boat, and cut a very good piece of fir to make us a new topmast, which we got fitted up effectually ; and also we got some cattle here to eke out our provisions ; and calling a council of war among ourselves, we resolved to quit those seas for the present, and steer away for the coast of Brazil. The first thing we attempted here was only getting fresh water, but we learnt that there lay the Portuguese fleet at the bay of All Saints, bound for Lisbon, ready to sail, and only waited for a fair wind. This made us lie by, wishing to see them put to sea, and, accordingly as they were with or without convoy, to attack or avoid them. It sprung up a fresh gale in the evening at S.W. by W., which, being fair for the Portugal fleet, and the weather pleasant and agreeable, we heard the signal given to unmoor, and running in under the island of Si — — , we hauled our mainsail and foresail up in the brails, lowered the topsails upon the cap, and clewed them up, that we might lie as snug as we could, expecting their coming out, and the next morning saw the whole fleet come out accordingly, but not at all to our satisfaction, for they consisted of twenty-six sail, and most of them ships of force, as well as burthen, both merchantmen and men-of-war; so, seeing there was no meddling, we lay still where we were also, till the fleet was out of sight, and then stood off and on, in hopes of meeting with further purchase. It was not long before we saw a sail, and immediately gave her chase ; but she proved an excellent sailer, and, standing out to sea, we saw plainly she trusted to her heels — that is to say, to LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN SINGLETON 199 her sails. However, as we were a clean ship, we gained upon her, though slowly, and had we had a day before us, we should certainly have come up with her; but it grew dark apace, and in that case we knew we should lose sight of her. Our merry Quaker, perceiving us to crowd still after her in the dark, wherein we could not see which way she went, came very dryly to me. "Friend Singleton," says he, "dost thee know what we are a-doing ? " Says I, "Yes ; why, we are chasing yon ship, are we not?" "And how dost thou know that?" says he, very gravely still. "Nay, that's true," says I again; "we cannot be sure." "Yes, friend," says he, "I think we may be sure that we are running away from her, not chasing her. I am afraid," adds he, "thou art turned Quaker, and hast resolved not to use the hand of power, or art a coward, and art flying from thy enemy." "What do you mean?" says I (I think I swore at him). "What do you sneer at now ? You have always one dry rub or another to give us." "Nay," says he, "it is plain enough the ship stood off to sea due east, on purpose to lose us, and thou mayest be sure her business does not lie that way ; for what should she do at the coast of Africa in this latitude, which should be as far south as Congo or Angola ? But, as soon as it is dark, that we would lose sight of her, she will tack and stand away west again for the Brazil coast and for the bay, where thou knowest she was going before ; and are we not, then, running away from her ? I am greatly in hopes, friend," says the dry, gibing creature, "thou wilt turn Quaker, for I see thou art not for fighting." "Very well, William," says I ; "then I shall make an excellent pirate." However, William was in the right, and I apprehended what he meant immediately; and Captain Wilmot, who lay very sick in his cabin, overhearing us, understood him as well as I, and called out to me that William was right, and it was our best way to change our course, and stand away for the bay, where it was ten to one but we should snap her in the morning. Accordingly we went about-ship, got our larboard tacks on board, set the top-gallant sails, and crowded for the bay of All Saints, where we came to an anchor early in the morning, just 200 DANIEL DEFOE out of gunshot of the forts ; we furled our sails with rope-yarns, that we might haul home the sheets without going up to loose them, and, lowering our main and fore-yards, looked just as if we had lain there a good while. In two hours afterwards we saw our game standing in for the bay with all the sail she could make, and she came innocently into our very mouths, for we lay still till we saw her almost within gunshot, when, our foremost gears being stretched fore and aft, we first ran up our yards, and then hauled home the topsail sheets, the rope-yarns that furled them giving way of them- selves ; the sails were set in a few minutes ; at the same time slipping our cable, we came upon her before she could get under way upon the other tack. They were so surprised that they made little or no resistance, but struck after the first broadside. We were considering what to do with her, when WiUiam came to me. ''Hark thee, friend," says he, "thou hast made a fine piece of work of it now, hast thou not, to borrow thy neighbour's ship here just at thy neighbour's door, and never ask him leave ? Now, dost thou not think there are some men-of-war in the port ? Thou hast given them the alarm sufficiently; thou wilt have them upon thy back before night, depend upon it, to ask thee wherefore thou didst so." "Truly, William," said I, "for aught I know, that may be true ; what, then, shall we do next ?" Says he, "Thou hast but two things to do : either to go in and take all the rest, or else get thee gone before they come out and take thee ; for I see they are hoisting a topmast to yon great ship, in order to put to sea immediately, and they won't be long before they come to talk with thee, and what wilt thou say to them when they ask thee why thou borrowedst their ship without leave ?" As William said, so it was. We could see by our glasses they were all in a hurry, manning and fitting some sloops they had there, and a large man-of-war, and it was plain they would soon be with us. But we were not at a loss what to do ; we found the ship we had taken was laden with nothing considerable for our purpose, except some cocoa, some sugar, and twenty barrels of flour ; the rest of her cargo was hides ; so we took out all we thought fit for our turn, and, among the rest, all her ammunition, LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN SINGLETON 201 great shot, and small-amis, and turned her off. We also took a cable and three anchors she had, which were for our purpose, and some of her sails. She had enough left just to carry her into port, and that was all. Having done this, we stood on upon the Brazil coast, south- ward, till we came to the mouth of the river Janeiro. But as we had two days the wind blowing hard at S.E. and S.S.E., we were obliged to come to an anchor under a little island, and wait for a wind. In this time the Portuguese had, it seems, given notice over land to the governor there, that a pirate was upon the coast ; so that, when we came in view of the port, we saw two men-of- war riding just without the bar, whereof one, we found, was getting under sail with all possible speed, having slipped her cable on purpose to speak with us ; the other was not so forward, but was preparing to follow. In less than an hour they stood both fair after us, with all the sail they could make. Had not the night come on, William's words had been made good ; they would certainly have asked us the question what we did there, for we found the foremost ship gained upon us, espe- cially upon one tack, for we plied away from them to windward ; but in the dark losing sight of them, we resolved to change our course and stand away directly for sea, not doubting that we should lose them in the night. Whether the Portuguese commander guessed we would do so or no, I know not ; but in the morning, when the daylight ap- peared, instead of having lost him, we found him in chase of us [about a league astern ; only, to our great good fortune, we could I see but one of the two. However, this one was a great ship, 'carried six-and-forty guns, and an admirable sailer, as appeared jby her outsailing us ; for our ship was an excellent sailer too, as !l have said before. I When I found this, I easily saw there was no remedy, but we must engage ; and as we knew we could expect no quarter from 'those scoundrels the Portuguese, a nation I had an original j aversion to, I let Captain Wilmot know how it was. The captain, 'sick as he was, jumped up in the cabin, and would be led out lupon the deck (for he was very weak) to see how it was. "Well," Isays he, "we'll fight them !" 202 DANIEL DEFOE Our men were all in good heart before, but to see the captain so brisk, who had lain ill of a calenture ten or eleven days, gave them double courage, and they went all hands to work to make a clear ship and be ready. William, the Quaker, comes to me with a kind of a smile. "Friend," says he, "what does yon ship follow us for?" "Why," says I, "to fight us, you may be sure." "Well," says he, "and will he come up with us, dost thou think?" "Yes," said I, "you see she will." "Why, then, friend," says the dry wretch, "why dost thou run from her still, when thou seest she will overtake thee ? Will it be better for us to be overtaken farther off than here?" "Much as one for that," says I; "why, what would you have us do?" "Do!" says he ; "let us not give the poor man more trouble than needs must ; let us stay for him and hear what he has to say to us." "He will talk to us in powder and ball," said I. "Very well, then," says he, "if that be his country language, we must talk to him in the same, must we not ? or else how shall he understand us?" "Very well, William," says I, "we understand you." And the captain, as ill as he was, called to me, "William's right again," says he; "as good here as a league farther." So he gives a word of command, "Haul up the main-sail ; we'll shorten sail for him." Accordingly we shortened sail, and as we expected her upon our lee-side, we being then upon our starboard tack, brought eighteen of our guns to the larboard side, resolving to give him a broadside that should warm him. It was about half-an-hour before he came up with us, all which time we luffed up, that we might keep the wind of him, by which he was obliged to run up under our lee, as we designed him ; when we got him upon our quarter, we edged down, and received the fire of five or six of his guns. . By this time you may be sure all our hands were at their quarters, so we clapped our helm hard a-weather, let go the lee- braces of the maintop sail, and laid it a-back, and so our ship fell athwart the Portuguese ship's hawse ; then we immediately poured in our broadside, raking them fore and aft, and killed them a great many men. The Portuguese, we could see, were in the utmost confusion ; and not being aware of our design, their ship having fresh way. LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN SINGLETON 203 ran their bowsprit into the fore part of our main shrouds, as that they could not easily get clear of us, and so we lay locked after that manner. The enemy could not bring above five or six guns, besides their small-arms, to bear upon us, while we played our whole broadside upon him. In the middle of the heat of this fight, as I was very busy upon the quarter-deck, the captain calls to me, for he never stirred from us, "What the devil is friend WilHam a-doing yonder ?" says the captain ; "has he any business upon deck ?" I stepped forward, and there was friend William, with two or three stout fellows, lashing the ship's bowsprit fast to our main- mast, for fear they should get away from us ; and every now and then he pulled a bottle out of his pocket, and gave the men a dram to encourage them. The shot flew about his ears as thick as may be supposed in such an action, where the Portuguese, to give them their due, fought very briskly, beheving at first they were sure of their game, and trusting to their superiority ; but there was William, as composed, and in as perfect tranquillity as to danger, as if he had been over a bowl of punch, only very busy securing the matter, that a ship of forty-six guns should not run away from a ship of eight-and-twenty. This work was too hot to hold long ; our men behaved bravely : our gunner, a gallant man, shouted below, pouring in his shot at such a rate, that the Portuguese began to slacken their fire ; we had dismounted several of their guns by firing in at their fore- castle, and raking them, as I said, fore and aft. Presently comes William up to me. "Friend," says he, very calmly, "what dost thou mean ? Why dost thou not visit thy neighbour in the ship, the door being open for thee ? " I understood him immediately, for our guns had so torn their hull, that we had beat two port- holes into one, and the bulk-head of their steerage was split to pieces, so that they could not retire to their close quarters ; so I gave the word immediately to board them. Our second lieutenant, with about thirty men, entered in an instant over the forecastle, followed by some more with the boatswain, and cutting in pieces about twenty-five men that they found upon the deck, and then throwing some grenadoes into the steerage, they entered there also ; upon which the Portuguese cried quarter 204 DANIEL DEFOE presently, and we mastered the ship, contrary indeed to our own expectation ; for we would have compounded with them if they would have sheered off : but laying them athwart the hawse at first, and following our fire furiously, without giving them any time to get clear of us and work their ship ; by this means, though they had six-and-forty guns, they were not able to fight above five or six, as I said above, for we beat them immediately from their guns in the forecastle, and killed them abundance of men between decks, so that when we entered they had hardly found men enough to fight us hand to hand upon their deck. The surprise of joy to hear the Portuguese cry quarter, and see their ancient struck, was so great to our captain, who, as I have said, was reduced very weak with a high fever, that it gave him new life. Nature conquered the distemper, and the fever abated that very night ; so that in two or three days he was sensibly better, his strength began to come, and he was able to give his orders effectually in everything that was material, and in about ten days was entirely well and about the ship. In the meantime I took possession of the Portuguese man-of- war ; and Captain Wilmot made me, or rather I made myself, captain of her for the present. About thirty of their seamen took service with us, some of which were French, some Genoese ; and we set the rest on shore the next day on a little island on the coast of Brazil, except some wounded men, who were not in a condition to be removed, and whom we were bound to keep on board ; but we had an occasion afterwards to dispose of them at the Cape, where, at their own request, we set them on shore. Captain Wilmot, as soon as the ship was taken, and the prison- ers stowed, was for standing in for the river Janeiro again, not doubting but we should meet with the other man-of-war, who, not having been able to find us, and having lost the company of her comrade, would certainly be returned, and might be surprised by the ship we had taken, if we carried Portuguese colours ; and our men were all for it. But our friend William gave us better counsel, for he came to me, "Friend," says he, ''I understand the captain is for saihng back to the Rio Janeiro, in hopes to meet with the other ship that was in chase of thee yesterday. Is it true, dost thou intend LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN SINGLETON 205 it?" "Why, yes," says I, "William, pray why not?" "Nay," says he, "thou mayest do so if thou wilt." "Well, I know that too, WilHam," said I, "but the captain is a man will be ruled by reason; what have you to say to it?" "Why," says William gravely, "I only ask what is thy business, and the business of all the people thou hast with thee? Is it not to get money?" "Yes, Wilham, it is so, in our honest way." "And wouldest thou," says he, "rather have money without fighting, or fighting without money ? I mean which wouldest thou have by choice, sup- pose it to be left to thee ? " " O William," says I, " the first of the two, to be sure." "Why, then," says he, "what great gain hast thou made of the prize thou hast taken now, though it has cost the lives of thirteen of thy men, besides some hurt ? It is true thou hast got the ship and some prisoners ; but thou wouldest have had twice the booty in a merchant-ship, with not one quarter of the fighting ; and how dost thou know either what force or what number of men may be in the other ship, and what loss thou mayest suffer, and what gain it shall be to thee if thou take her ? I think, indeed, thou mayest much better let her alone." "Why, William, it is true," said I, "and I'll go tell the captain what your opinion is, and bring you word what he says." Ac- cordingly in I went to the captain and told him William's reasons ; and the captain was of his mind, that our business was indeed fighting when we could not help it, but that our main affair was money, and that with as few blows as we could. So that ad- venture was laid aside, and we stood along shore again south for the river De la Plata, expecting some purchase thereabouts ; especially we had our eyes upon some of the Spanish ships from Buenos Ayres, which are generally very rich in silver, and one such prize would have done our business. We plied about here, in the latitude of south, for near a month, and nothing offered ; and here we began to consult what we should do next, for we had come to no resolution yet. Indeed, my design was always for the Cape de Bona Speranza, and so to the East Indies. I had heard some flaming stories of Captain Avery, and the fine things he had done in the Indies, which were doubled and doubled, even ten thousand fold ; and from taking a great prize in the Bay of Bengal, where he took a lady, said to be the 2o6 DANIEL DEFOE Great Mogul's daughter, with a great quantity of jewels about her, we had a story told us, that he took a Mogul ship, so the fooHsh sailors called it, laden with diamonds. I would fain have had friend WilHam's advice whither we should go, but he always put it off with some quaking quibble or other. In short, he did not care for directing us neither ; whether he made a piece of conscience of' it, or whether he did not care to venture having it come against him afterwards or no, this I know not ; but we concluded at last without him. We were, however, pretty long in resolving, and hankered about the Rio de la Plata a long tinie. At last we spied a sail to windward, and it was such a sail as I believe had not been seen in that part of the world a great while. It wanted not that we should give it chase, for it stood directly towards us, as well as they that steered could make it ; and even that was more acci- dent of weather than anything else, for if the wind had chopped about anywhere they must have gone with it. I leave any man that is a sailor, or understands anything of a ship, to judge what a figure this ship made when we first saw her, and what we could imagine was the matter with her. Her maintop-mast was come by the board about six foot above the cap, and fell forward, the head of the topgallant-mast hanging in the fore-shrouds by the stay; at the same time the parrel of the rrdzzen-topsail-yard by some accident giving way, the mizzen-topsail-braces (the standing part of which being fast to the main-topsail shrouds) brought the mizzen-topsail, yard and all, down with it, which spread over part of the quarter-deck like an awning ; the fore-topsail was hoisted up two-thirds of the mast, but the sheets were flown ; the fore-yard was lowered down upon the forecastle, the sail loose, and part of it hanging overboard. In this manner she came down upon us with the wind quartering. In a word, the figure the whole ship made was the most confounding to men that understood the sea that ever was seen. She had no boat, neither had she any colours out. When we came near to her, we fired a gun to bring her to. She took no notice of it, nor of us, but came on just as she did before. We fired again, but it was all one. At length we came within pistol-shot of one another, but nobody answered nor LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN SINGLETON 207 appeared ; so we began to think that it was a ship gone ashore somewhere in distress, and the men having forsaken her, the high tide had floated her off to sea. Coming nearer to her, we ran up alongside of her so close that we could hear a noise within her, and see the motion of several people through her ports. Upon this we manned out two boats full of men, and very well armed, and ordered them to board her at the same minute, as near as they could, and to enter one at her fore-chains on the one side, and the other amidships on the other side. As soon as they came to the ship's side, a surprising multitude of black sailors, such as they were, appeared upon deck, and, in short, terrified our men so much that the boat which was to enter her men in the waist stood off again, and durst not board her ; and the men that entered out of the other boat, finding the first boat, as they, thought, beaten off, and see- ing the ship full of men, jumped all back again into their boat, and put off, not knowing what the matter was. Upon this we prepared to pour in a broadside upon her ; but our friend WilHam set us to rights again here ; for it seems he guessed how it was sooner than we did, and coming up to me (for it was our ship that came up with her), ''Friend," says he, "I am of opinion that thou art wrong in this matter, and thy men have been wrong also in their conduct. I'll tell thee how thou shalt take this ship, without making use of those things called guns." "How can that be, Wilham?" said I. "Why," said he, "thou mayest take her with thy helm ; thou seest they keep no steerage, and thou seest the condition they are in ; board her with thy ship upon her lee quarter, and so enter her from the ship. I am persuaded thou wilt take her without fighting, for there is some mischief has befallen the ship, which we know nothing of." In a word, it being a smooth sea, and little wind, I took his advice, and laid her aboard. Immediately our men entered the ship, where we found a large ship, with upwards of 600 negroes, men and women, boys and girls, and not one Christian or white man on board. I was struck with horror at the sight ; for immediately I concluded, as was partly the case, that these black devils had got loose, had murdered all the white men, and thrown them into 2o8 DANIEL DEFOE the sea ; and I had no sooner told my mind to the men, but the thought so enraged them that I had much ado to keep my men from cutting them all in pieces. But WilHam, with many per- suasions, prevailed upon them, by telhng them that it was nothing but what, if they were in the negroes' condition, they would do if they could ; and that the negroes had really the highest injustice done them, to be sold for slaves without their consent ; and that the law of nature dictated it to them ; that they ought not to kill them, and that it would be wilful murder to do it. This prevailed with them, and cooled their first heat ; so they only knocked down twenty or thirty of them, and the rest ran all down between decks to their first places, believing, as we fancied, that we were their first masters come again. It was a most unaccountable difficulty we had next ; for we could not make them understand one word we said, nor could we understand one word ourselves that they said. We endeavoured by signs to ask them whence they came ; but they could make nothing of it. We pointed to the great cabin, to the round-house, to the cook-room, then to our faces, to ask if they had no white men on board, and where they were gone ; but they could not understand what we meant. On the other hand, they pointed to our boat and to their ship, asking questions as well as they could, and said a thousand things, and expressed themselves with great earnestness ; but we could not understand a word of it all, or know what they meant by any of their signs. We knew very well they must have been taken on board the ship as slaves, and that it must be by some European people too. We could easily see that the ship was a Dutch-built ship, but very much altered, having been built upon, and, as we supposed, in France ; for we found two or three French books on board, and afterwards we found clothes, linen, lace, some old shoes, and several other things. We found among the provisions some barrels of Irish beef, some Newfoundland fish, and several other evidences that there had been Christians on board, but saw no remains of them. We found not a sword, gun, pistol, or weapon of any kind, except some cutlasses ; and the negroes had hid them below where they lay. We asked them what was become of all the small-arms, pointing to our own and to the places where LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN SINGLETON 209 those belonging to the ship had hung. One of the negroes under- stood me presently, and beckoned to me to come upon the deck, where, taking my fuzee, which I never let go out of my hand for some time after we had mastered the ship — I say, offering to take hold of it, he made the proper motion of throwing it into the sea ; by which I understood, as I did afterwards, that they had thrown all the small-arms, powder, shot, swords, &c., into the sea, beheving, as I supposed, those things would kill them, though the men were gone. After we understood this we made no question but that the ship's crew, having been surprised by these desperate rogues, had gone the same way, and had been thrown overboard also. We looked all over the ship to see if we could find any blood, and we thought we did perceive some in several places ; but the heat of the sun, melting the pitch and tar upon the decks, made it impossible for us to discern it exactly, except in the round- house, where we plainly saw that there had been much blood. We found the scuttle open, by which we supposed that the captain and those that were with him had made their retreat into the great cabin, or those in the cabin had made their escape up into the round-house. But that which confirmed us most of all in what had hap- pened was that, upon further inquiry, we found that there were seven or eight of the negroes very much wounded, two or three of them with shot, whereof one had his leg broken and lay in a miserable condition, the flesh being mortified, and, as our friend William said, in two days more he would have died. William was a most dexterous surgeon, and he showed it in this cure ; for though all the surgeons we had on board both our ships (and we had no less than five that called themselves bred sur- geons, besides two or three who were pretenders or assistants) — ■ though all these gave their opinions that the negro's leg must be cut off, and that his life could not be saved without it ; that the mortification had touched the marrow in the bone, that the tendons were mortified, and that he could never have the use of his leg if it should be cured, William said nothing in general, but that his opinion was otherwise, and that he desired the wound might be searched, and that he would then tell them further. 2IO DANIEL DEFOE Accordingly he went to work with the leg; and, as he desired that he might have some of the surgeons to assist him, we ap- pointed him two of the ablest of them to help, and all of them to look on, if they thought fit. William went to work his own way, and some of them pre- tended to find fault at first. However, he proceeded and searched every part of the leg where he suspected the mortification had touched it ; in a word, he cut off a great deal of mortified flesh, in all which the poor fellow felt no pain. WiUiam proceeded till he brought the vessels which he had cut to bleed, and the man to cry out ; then he reduced the splinters of the bone, and, calling for help, set it, as we call it, and bound it up, and laid the man to rest, who found himself much easier than before. At the first opening the surgeons began to triumph ; the morti- fication seemed to spread, and a long red streak of blood appeared from the wound upwards to the middle of the man's thigh, and the surgeons told me the man would die in a few hours. I went to look at it, and found Wilham himself under some surprise; but when I asked him how long he thought the poor fellow could live, he looked gravely at me, and said, "As long as thou canst; I am not at all apprehensive of his fife," said he, "but I would cure him, if I could, without making a cripple of him." I found he was not just then upon the operation as to his leg, but was mix- ing up something to give the poor creature, to repel, as I thought, the spreading contagion, and to abate or prevent any feverish temper that might happen in the blood ; after which he went to work again, and opened the leg in two places above the wound, cutting out a great deal of mortified flesh, which it seemed was occasioned by the bandage, which had pressed the parts too much ; and withal, the blood being at the time in a more than common disposition to mortify, might assist to spread it. Well, our friend William conquered all this, cleared the spread- ing mortification, and the red streak went off again, the flesh began to heal, and matter to run ; and in a few days the man's spirits began to recover, his pulse beat regular, he had no fever, and gathered strength daily ; and, in a word, he was a perfect sound man in about ten weeks, and we kept him amongst us, and made him an able seaman. But to return to the ship : we LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN SINGLETON 211 never could come at a certain information about it, till some of the negroes which we kept on board, and whom we taught to speak English, gave the account of it afterwards, and this maimed man in particular. We inquired, by all the signs and motions we could imagine, what was become of the people, and yet we could get nothing from them. Our lieutenant was for torturing some of them to make them confess, but William opposed that vehemently ; and when he heard it was under consideration he came tome. "Friend," says he, "I make a request to thee not to put any of these poor wretches to torment." "Why, William," said I, "why not? You see they will not give any account of what is become of the white men." "Nay," ^ays William, "do not say so ; I suppose they have given thee a full account of every particular of it." "How so ? " says I ; "pray what are we the wiser for all their jab- bering?" "Nay," says William, "that may be thy fault, for aught I know ; thou wilt not punish the poor men because they cannot speak English ; and perhaps they never heard a word of English before. Now, I may very well suppose that they have given thee a large account of everything ; for thou seest with what earnestness, and how long, some of them have talked to thee ; and if thou canst not understand their language, nor they thine, how can they help that ? At the best, thou dost but suppose that they have not told thee the whole truth of the story ; and, on the contrary, I suppose they have ; and how wilt thou decide the question, whether thou art right or whether I am right ? Besides, what can they say to thee when thou askest them a question upon the torture, and at the same time they do not understand the question, and thou dost riot know whether they say ay or no ?" It is no compliment to my moderation to say I was con- vinced by these reasons ; and yet we had all much ado to keep our second lieutenant from murdering some of them, to make them tell. What if they had told ? He did not understand one word of it ; but he would not be persuaded but that the negroes must needs understand him when he asked them whether the ship had any boat or no, like ours, and what was become of it. But there was no remedy but to wait till we made these people 212 DANIEL DEFOE understand English, and to adjourn the story till that time. The case was thus : where they were taken on board the ship, that we could never understand, because they never knew the English names which we give to those coasts, or what nation they were who belonged to the ship, because they knew not one tongue from another; but thus far the negro I examined, who was the same whose leg William had cured, told us, that they did not speak the same language as we spoke, nor the same our Portuguese spoke; so that in all probabiUty they must be French or Dutch. Then he told us that the white men used them barbarously ; that they beat them unmercifully ; that one of the negro men had a wife and two negro children, one a daughter, about sixteen years old ; that a white man abused the negro man's wife, and afterward his daughter, which, as he said, made all the negro men mad ; and that the woman's husband was in a great rage ; at which the white man was so provoked that he threatened to kill him ; but, in the night, the negro man, being loose, got a great club, by which he made us understand he meant a handspike, and that when the same Frenchman (if it was a Frenchman) came among them again, he began again to abuse the negro man's wife, at which the negro, taking up the handspike, knocked his brains out at one blow ; and then taking the key from him with which he usually unlocked the handcuffs which the negroes were fettered with, he set about a hundred of them at liberty, who, getting up upon the deck by the same scuttle that the white men came down, and taking the man's cutlass who was killed, and laying hold of what came next them, they fell upon the men that were upon the deck, and killed them all, and afterwards those they found upon the forecastle ; that the captain and his other men, who were in the cabin and the round-house, defended themselves with great courage, and shot out at the loopholes at them, by which he and several other men were wounded, and some killed; but that they broke into the round-house after a long dispute, where they killed two of the white men, but owned that the two white men killed eleven of their men before they could break in ; and then the rest, having got down the scuttle into the great cabin, wounded three more of them. LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN SINGLETON 213 That, after this, the gunner of the ship having secured himself in the gun-room, one of his men hauled up the long-boat close under the stern, and putting into her all the arms and ammunition they could come at, got all into the boat, and afterwards took in the captain, and those that were with him, out of the great cabin. When they were all thus embarked, they resolved to lay the ship aboard again, and try to recover it. That they boarded the ship in a desperate manner, and killed at first all that stood in their way ; but the negroes being by this time all loose, and having gotten some arms, though they understood nothing of powder and bullet, or guns, yet the men could never master them. However, they lay under the ship's bow, and got out all the men they had left in the cook-room, who had maintained themselves there, notwithstanding all the negroes could do, and with their small-arms killed between thirty and forty of the negroes, but were at last forced to leave them. They could give me no account whereabouts this was, whether near the coast of Africa, or far off, or how long it was before the ship fell into our hands ; only, in general, it was a great while ago, as they called it; and, by all we could learn, it was within two or three days after they had set sail from the coast. They told us that they had killed about thirty of the white men, having knocked them on the head with crows and handspikes, and such things as they could get ; and one strong negro killed three of them with an iron crow, after he was shot twice through the body ; and that he was afterwards shot through the head by the captain himself at the door of the round-house, which he had split open with the crow ; and this we supposed was the occasion of the great quantity of blood which we saw at the round-house door. The same negro told us that they threw all the powder and shot they could find into the sea, and they would have thrown the great guns into the sea if they could have lifted them. Being asked how they came to have their sails in such a condition, his answer was, "They no understand; they no know what the sails do ;" that was, they did not so much as know that it was the sails that made the ship go, or understand what they meant, or what to do with them. When we asked him whither they 214 DANIEL DEFOE were going, he said they did not know, but believed they should go home to their own country again. I asked him, in particular, what he thought we were when we first came up with them ? He said they were terribly frighted, believing we were the same white men that had gone away in their boats, and were come again in a great ship, with the two boats with them, and ex- pected they would kill them all. This was the account we got out of them, after we had taught them to speak English, and to understand the names and use of the things belonging to the ship which they had occasion to speak of ; and we observed that the fellows were too innocent to dissemble in their relation, and that they all agreed in the partic- ulars, and were always in the same story, which confirmed very much the truth of what they said. Having taken this ship, our next difficulty was, what to do with the negroes. The Portuguese in the Brazils would have bought them all of us, and been glad of the purchase, if we had not showed ourselves enemies there, and been known for pirates; but, as it was, we durst not go ashore anywhere thereabouts, or treat with any of the planters, because we should raise the whole country upon us ; and, if there were any such things as men-of- war in any of their ports, we should be as sure to be attacked by them, and by all the force they had by land or sea. Nor could we think of any better success if we went northward to our own plantations. One while we determined to carry them all away to Buenos Ayres, and sell them there to the Span- iards ; but they were really too many for them to make use of ; and to carry them round to the South Seas, which was the only remedy that was left, was so far that we should be no way able to subsist them for so long a voyage. At last, our old, never-failing friend, WiUiam, helped us out again, as he had often done at a dead lift. His proposal was this, that he should go as master of the ship, and about twenty men, such as we could best trust, and attempt to trade privately, upon the coast of Brazil, with the planters, not at the principal ports, because that would not be admitted. We all agreed to this, and appointed to go away ourselves towards the Rio de la Plata, where we had thought of going be- LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN SINGLETON 215 fore, and to wait for him, not there, but at Port St Pedro, as the Spaniards call it, lying at the mouth of the river which they call Rio Grande, and where the Spaniards had a small fort and a few people, but we believe there was nobody in it. Here we took up our station, cruising off and on, to see if we could meet any ships going to or coming from the Buenos Ayres or the Rio de la Plata ; but we met with nothing worth notice. However, we employed ourselves in things necessary for our going off to sea ; for we filled all our water-casks, and got some fish for our present use, to spare as much as possible our ship's stores. William, in the meantime, went away to the north, and made the land about the Cape de St Thomas ; and betwixt that and the isles De Tuberon he found means to trade with the planters for all his negroes, as well the women as the men, and at a very good price too ; for William, who spoke Portuguese pretty well, told them a fair story enough, that the ship was in scarcity of provisions, that they were driven a great way out of their way, and indeed, as we say, out of their knowledge, and that they must go up to the northward as far as Jamaica, or sell there upon the coast. This was a very plausible tale, and was easily beHeved ; and, if you observe the manner of the negroes' sailing, and what happened in their voyage, was every word of it true. By this method, and being true to one another, William passed for what he was — I mean, for a very honest fellow ; and by the assistance of one planter, who sent to some of his neighbour planters, and managed the trade among themselves, he got a quick market; for in less than five weeks William sold all his negroes, and at last sold the ship itself, and shipped himself and his twenty men, with two negro boys whom he had left, in a sloop, one of those which the planters used to send on board for the negroes. With this sloop Captain WiUiam, as we then called him, came away, and found us at Port St Pedro, in the latitude of 32 degrees 30 minutes south. Nothing was more surprising to us than to see a sloop come along the coast, carrying Portuguese colours, and come in directly to us, after we were assured he had discovered both our ships. We fired a gun, upon her nearer approach, to bring her to an anchor, but immediately she fired five guns by way of salute, and 2i6 DANIEL DEFOE spread her English ancient. Then we began to guess it was friend Wilham, but wondered what was the meaning of his being in a sloop, whereas we sent him away in a ship of near 300 tons ; but he soon let us into the whole history of his management, with which we had a great deal of reason to be very well satisfied. As soon as he had brought the sloop to an anchor, he came aboard of my ship, and there he gave us an account how he began to trade by the help of a Portuguese planter, who lived near the seaside ; how he went on shore and went up to the first house he could see, and asked the man of the house to sell him some hogs, pretending at first he only stood in upon the coast to take in fresh water and buy some provisions ; and the man not only sold him seven fat hogs, but invited him in, and gave him, and five men he had with him, a very good dinner ; and he invited the planter on board his ship, and, in return for his kindness, gave him a negro girl for his wife. This so obliged the planter that the next morning he sent him on board, in a great luggage-boat, a cow and two sheep, with a chest of sweetmeats and some sugar, and a great bag of tobacco, and invited Captain WilHam on shore again ; that, after this, they grew from one kindness to another ; that they began to talk about trading fo¥ some negroes ; and Wilham, pretending it was to do him service, consented to sell him thirty negroes for his private use in his plantation, for which he gave Wilham ready money in gold, at the rate of five-and-thirty moidores per head ; but the planter was obliged to use great caution in the bringing them on shore ; for which purpose he made William weigh and stand out to sea, and put in again, about fifty miles farther north, where at a little creek he took the negroes on shore at another plantation, being a friend's of his, whom, it seems, he could trust. This remove brought William into a further intimacy, not only with the first planter, but also with his friends, who desired to have some of the negroes also ; so that, from one to another, they bought so many, till one overgrown planter took 100 negroes, which was all William had left, and sharing them with another planter, that other planter chaffered with WilHam for ship and all, giving him in exchange a very clean, large, well-built sloop of near sixty tons, very well furnished, carrying six guns ; but we LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN SINGLETON 217 made her afterwards carry twelve guns. William had 300 moidores of gold, besides the sloop, in payment for the ship ; and with this money he stored the sloop as full as she could hold with provisions, especially bread, some pork, and about sixty hogs aHve ; among the rest, William got eighty barrels of good gunpowder, which was very much for our purpose ; and all the provisions which were in the French ship he took out also. This was a very agreeable account to us, especially when we saw that William had received in gold coined, or by weight, and some Spanish silver, 60,000 pieces of eight, besides a new sloop, and a vast quantity of provisions. This might be called, indeed, the only trading voyage we had made ; and now we were really very rich, and it came now naturally before us to consider whither we should go next. Our proper dehvery port, as we ought to have called it, was at Mada- gascar, in the Bay of Mangahelly ; but William took me by myself into the cabin of the sloop one day, and told me he wanted to talk seriously with me a little ; so we shut ourselves in, and William began with me. "Wilt thou give me leave," says William, " to talk plainly with thee upon thy present circumstances, and thy future prospect of living ? and wilt thou promise, on thy word, to take nothing ill of me?" "With all my heart," said I. "William, I have always found your advice good, and your designs have not only been well laid, but your counsel has been very lucky to us ; and, therefore, say what you will, I promise you I will not take it ill." "But that is not all my demand," says WilHam ; "if thou dost not like what I am going to propose to thee, thou shalt promise me not to make it pubhc among the men." "I will not, WilHam," says I, "upon my word ;" and swore to him, too, very heartily. "Why, then," says William, "I have but one thing more to article with thee about, and that is, that thou wilt consent that if thou dost not approve of it for thyself, thou wilt yet consent that I shall put so much of it in practice as relates to myself 2i8 DANIEL DEFOE and my new comrade doctor, so that it be nothing to thy detri- ment and loss." "In anything," says I, "Wilham, but leaving me, I will; but I cannot part with you upon any terms whatever." "Well," says William, "I am not designing to part from thee, unless it is thy own doing. But assure me in all these points, and I will tell my mind freely." So I promised him everything he desired of me in the solemnest manner possible, and so seriously and frankly withal, that William made no scruple to open his mind to me. "Why, then, in the first place," says William, "shall I ask thee if thou dost not think thou and all thy men are rich enough, and have really gotten as much wealth together (by whatsoever way it has been gotten, that is not the question) as we all know what to do with?" "Why, truly, William," said I, "thou art pretty right; I think we have had pretty good luck." "Well, then," says William, "I would ask whether, if thou hast gotten enough, thou hast any thought of leaving off this trade ; for most people leave off trading when they are satisfied of getting, and are rich enough ; for nobody trades for the sake of trading ; much less do men rob for the sake of thieving." "Well, William," says I, "now I perceive what it is thou art driving at. I warrant you," says I, "you begin to hanker after home." "Why, truly," says William, "thou hast said it, and so I hope thou dost too. It is natural for most men that are abroad to desire to come home again at last, especially when they are grown rich, and when they are (as thou ownest thyself to be) rich enough, and so rich as they know not what to do with more if they had it." "Well, William," said I, "but now you think you have laid your preliminary at first so home that I should have nothing to say ; that is, that when I had got money enough, it w^ould be natural to think of going home. But you have not explained what you mean by home, and there you and I shall differ. Why, man, I am at home ; here is my habitation ; I never had any other in my lifetime; I was a kind of charity school boy; so LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN SINGLETON 219 that I can have no desire of going anywhere for being rich or poor, for I have nowhere to go." "Why," says William, looking a Httle confused, "art not thou an Englishman ? " "Yes," says I, "I think so: you see I speak English; but I came out of England a child, and never was in it but once since I was a man; and then I was cheated and imposed upon, and used so ill that I care not if I never see it more." "Why, hast thou no relations or friends there?" says he; "no acquaintance — none that thou hast any kindness or any remains of respect for?" "Not I, William," said I ; "no more than 1 have in the court of the Great Mogul." "Nor any kindness for the country where thou wast born?" says William. "Not I, any more than for the island of Madagascar, nor so much neither ; for that has been a fortunate island to me more than once, as thou knowest, WiUiam," said I. William was quite stunned at my discourse, and held his peace ; and I said to him, " Go on, William ; what hast thou to say farther ? for I hear you have some project in your head," says I ; "come, let's have it out." "Nay," says William, "thou hast put me to silence, and all I had to say is overthrown ; all my projects are come to nothing, and gone." "Well, but, William," said I, "let me hear what they were; for though it is so that what I have to aim at does not look your way, and though I have no relation, no friend, no acquaintance in England, yet I do not say I like this roving, cruising hfe so well as never to give it over. Let me hear if thou canst propose to me anything beyond it." "Certainly, friend," says William, very gravely, "there is something beyond it;" and lifting up his hands, he seemed very much affected, and I thought I saw tears stand in his eyes; but I, that was too hardened a wretch to be moved with these things, laughed at him. "What !" says I, "you mean death, I warrant you : don't you ? That is beyond this trade. Why, when it comes, it comes ; then we are all provided for," 220 DANIEL DEFOE "Ay," says William, " that is true ; but it would be better that some things were thought on before that came." "Thought on !" says I; "what signifies thinking of it? To think of death is to die, and to be always thinking of it is to be all one's life long a-dying. It is time enough to think of it when it comes." You will easily believe I was well qualified for a pirate that could talk thus. But let me leave it upon record, for the remark of other hardened rogues like myself, — my conscience gave me a pang that I never felt before when I said, "What signifies thinking of it ? " and told me I should one day think of these words with a sad heart ; but the time of my reflection was not yet come ; so I went on. Says William very seriously, "I must tell thee, friend, I am sorry to hear thee talk so. They that never think of dying, often die without thinking of it." I carried on the jesting way a while farther, and said, "Prithee, do not talk of dying ; how do we know we shall ever die ? " and began to laugh. "I need not answer thee to that," says William ; "it is not my place to reprove thee, who art commander over me here ; but I would rather thou wouldst talk otherwise of death ; it is a coarse thing." " Say anything to me, William," said I ; "I will take it kindly." I began now to be very much moved at his discourse. Says WilHam (tears running down his face), "It is because men live as if they were never to die, that so many die before they know how to live. But it was not death that I meant when I said that there was something to be thought of beyond this way of hving." "Why, WilUam," said I, "what was that?" "It was repentance," says he. "Why," says I, "did you ever know a pirate repent?" At this he startled a httle, and returned, "At the gallows I have [known ^] one before, and I hope thou wilt be the second." "Well, William," says I, "I thank you ; and I am not so sense- ^ In earlier editions this word is not bracketed. Cf. Defoe's Works, London, 1840, vol. Ill ; London, H. G. Bohn, 1854, vol. I, etc. LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN SINGLETON 221 less of these things, perhaps, as I make myself seem to be. But come, let me hear your proposal." "My proposal," says William, "is for thy good as well as my own. We may put an end to this kind of life, and repent; and I think the fairest occasion offers for both, at this very time, that ever did, or ever will, or, indeed, can happen again." "Look you, William," says I ; "let me have your proposal for putting an end to our present way of living first, for that is the case before us, and you and I will talk of the other afterwards. I am not so insensible," said I, "as you may think me to be. But let us get out of this hellish condition we are in first." "Nay," says William, "thou art in the right there; we must never talk of repenting while we continue pirates." "Well," says I, "William, that's what I meant ; for if we must not reform, as well as be sorry for what is done, I have no notion what repentance means ; indeed, at best I know little of the matter ; but the nature of the thing seems to tell me that the first step we have to take is to break off this wretched course ; and I'll begin there with you, with all my heart." I could see by his countenance that William was thoroughly pleased with the offer ; and if he had tears in his eyes before, he had more now ; but it was from quite a different passion ; for he was so swallowed up with joy he could not speak. "Come, WilHam," says I, "thou showest me plain enough thou hast an honest meaning ; dost thou think it practicable for us to put an end to our unhappy way of living here, and get off ? " "Yes," says he, "I think it very practicable for me; whether it is for thee or no, that will depend upon thyself." "Well," says I, "I give you my word, that as I have com- manded you all along, from the time I first took you on board, so you shall command me from this hour, and everything you direct me I'll do." "Wilt thou leave it all to me ? Dost thou say this freely ? " "Yes, William," said I, "freely; and I'll perform it faith- fully." "Why, then," says William, "my scheme is this : We are now at the mouth of the Gulf of Persia ; we have sold so much of our cargo here at Surat, that we have money enough ; send me away 222 DANIEL DEFOE for Bassorah with the sloop, laden with the China goods we have on board, which will make another good cargo, and I'll warrant thee I'll find means, among the EngUsh and Dutch merchants there, to lodge a quantity of goods and money also as a merchant, so as we will be able to have recourse to it again upon any oc- casion, and when I come home we will contrive the rest ; and, in the meantime, do you bring the ship's crew to take a resolution to go to Madagascar as soon as I return." I told him I thought he need not go so far as Bassorah, but might run into Gombroon, or to Ormuz, and pretend the same business. "No," says he, "I cannot act with the same freedom there, because the Company's factories are there, and I may be laid hold of there on pretence of interloping." "Well, but," said I, "you may go to Ormuz, then; for I am loth to part with you so long as to go to the bottom of the Persian Gulf." He returned, that I should leave it to him to do as he should see cause. We had taken a large sum of money at Surat, so that we had near a hundred thousand pounds in money at our command, but on board the great ship we had still a great deal more. I ordered him publicly to keep the money on board which he had, and to buy up with it a quantity of ammunition, if he could get it, and so to furnish us for new exploits ; and, in the meantime, I resolved to get a quantity of gold and some jewels, which I had on board the great ship, and place them so that I might carry them off without notice as soon as he came back ; and so, accord- ing to William's directions, I left him to go the voyage, and I went on board the great ship, in which we had indeed an immense treasure. We waited no less than two months for William's return, and indeed I began to be very uneasy about William, sometimes thinking he had abandoned me, and that he might have used the same artifice to have engaged the other men to comply with him, and so they were gone away together ; and it was but three days before his return that I was just upon the point of resolving to go away to Madagascar, and give him over ; but the old surgeon, who mimicked the Quaker and passed for the master of the sloop LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN SINGLETON 223 at Surat, persuaded me against that, for which good advice and apparent faithfulness in what he had been trusted with, I made him a party to my design, and he proved very honest. At length William came back, to our inexpressible joy, and brought a great many necessary things with him ; as, particu- larly, he brought sixty barrels of powder, some iron shot, and about thirty ton of lead ; also he brought a great deal of provi- sions ; and, in a word, William gave me a public account of his voyage, in the hearing of whoever happened to be -upon the quarter-deck, that no suspicions might be found about us. After all was done, William moved that he might go up again, and that I would go with him ; named several things which we had on board that he could not sell there ; and, particularly, told us he had been obliged to leave several things there, the caravans being not come in ; and that he had engaged to come back again with goods. This was what I wanted. The men were eager for his going, and particularly because he told them they might load the sloop back with rice and provisions ; but I seemed backward to going, when the old surgeon stood up and persuaded me to go, and with many arguments pressed me to it ; as, particularly, if I did not go, there would be no order, and several of the men might drop away, and perhaps betray all the rest ; and that they should not think it safe for the sloop to go again if I did not go ; and to urge me to it, he offered himself to go with me. Upon these considerations I seemed to be overpersuaded to go, and all the company seemed to be better satisfied when I had consented ; and, accordingly, we took all the powder, lead, and iron out of the sloop into the great ship, and all the other things that were for the ship's use, and put in some bales of spices and casks or frails of cloves, in all about seven ton, and some other goods, among the bales of which I had conveyed all my private treasure, which, I assure you, was of no small value, and away I went. At going off I called a council of all the officers in the ship to consider in what place they should wait for me, and how long, and we appointed the ship to stay eight-and-twenty days at a little island on the Arabian side of the Gulf, and that, if the sloop 2 24 DANIEL DEFOE did not come in that time, they should sail to another island to the west of that place, and wait there fifteen days more, and that then, if the sloop did not come, they should conclude some accident must have happened, and the rendezvous should be at Madagascar. Being thus resolved, we left the ship, which both William and I, and the surgeon, never intended to see any more. We steered directly for the Gulf, and through to Bassorah, or Balsara. This city of Balsara lies at some distance from the place where our sloop lay, and the river not being very safe, and we but ill ac- quainted with it, having but an ordinary pilot, we went on shore at a village where some merchants hve, and which is very popu- lous, for the sake of small vessels riding there. Here we stayed and traded three or four days, landing all our bales and spices, and indeed the whole cargo that was of any considerable value, which we chose to do rather than go up immediately to Balsara till the project we had laid was put in execution. After we had bought several goods, and were preparing to buy several others, the boat being on shore with twelve men, myself, William, the surgeon, and one fourth man, whom we had singled out, we contrived to send a Turk just at the dusk of the evening with a letter to the boatswain, and giving the fellow a charge to run with all possible speed, we stood at a small distance to observe the event. The contents of the letter were thus written by the old doctor : — "Boatswain Thomas, — We are all betrayed. For God's sake make off with the boat, and get on board, or you are all lost. The captain, Wilham the Quaker, and George the reformade are seized and carried away : I am escaped and hid, but cannot stir out ; if I do I am a dead man. As soon as you are on board cut or slip, and make sail for your lives. Adieu. — R.S." We stood undiscovered, as above, it being the dusk of the evening, and saw the Turk deliver the letter, and in three minutes we saw all the men hurry into the boat and put off, and no sooner were they on board than they took the hint, as we supposed, for LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN SINGLETON 225 the next morning they were out of sight, and we never heard tale or tidings of them since. We were now in a good place, and in very good circumstances, for we passed for merchants of Persia. It is not material to record here what a mass of ill-gotten wealth we had got together : it will be more to the purpose to tell you that I began to be sensible of the crime of getting of it in such a manner as I had done ; that I had very little satisfac- tion in the possession of it ; and, as I told William, I had no ex- pectation of keeping it, nor much desire ; but, as I said to him one day walking out into the fields near the town of Bassorah, so I depended upon it that it would be the case, which you will hear presently. We were perfectly secured at Bassorah, by having frightened away the rogues, our comrades ; and we had nothing to do but to consider how to convert our treasure into things proper to make us look like merchants, as we were now to be, and not like freebooters, as we really had been. We happened very opportunely here upon a Dutchman, who had travelled from Bengal to Agra, the capital city of the Great Mogul, and from thence was come to the coast of Malabar by land, and got shipping, somehow or other, up the Gulf ; and we found his design was to go up the great river to Bagdad or Baby- lon, and so, by the caravan, to Aleppo and Scanderoon. As William spoke Dutch, and was of an agreeable, insinuating be- haviour, he soon got acquainted with this Dutchman, and dis- covering our circumstances to one another, we found he had con- siderable effects with him ; and that he had traded long in that country, and was making homeward to his own country ; and that he had servants with him ; one an Armenian, whom he had taught to speak Dutch, and who had something of his own, but had a mind to travel into Europe ; and the other a Dutch sailor, whom he had picked up by his fancy, and reposed a great trust in him, and a very honest fellow he was. This Dutchman was very glad of an acquaintance, because he soon found that we directed our thoughts to Europe also ; and as he found we were encumbered with goods only (for we let him know nothing of our money) , he readily offered us his assistance 226 DANIEL DEFOE to dispose of as many of them as the place we were in would put off, and his advice what to do with the rest. While this was doing, William and I consulted what to do with ourselves and what we had ; and first, we resolved we would never talk seriously of our measures but in the open fields, where we were sure nobody could hear ; so every evening, when the sun began to decline and the air to be moderate we walked out, sometimes this way, sometimes that, to consult of our affairs. I should have observed that we had new clothed ourselves here, after the Persian manner, with long vests of silk, a gown or robe of English crimson cloth, very fine and handsome, and had let our beards grow so after the Persian manner that we passed for Persian merchants, in view only, though, by the way, we could not understand or speak one word of the language of Persia, or indeed of any other but English and Dutch ; and of the latter I understand very little. However, the Dutchman supplied all this for us ; and as we had resolved to keep ourselves as retired as we could, though there were several English merchants upon the place, yet we never acquainted ourselves with one of them, or exchanged a word with them ; by which means we prevented their inquiry of us now, or their giving any intelligence of us, if any news of our landing here should happen to come, which, it was easy for us to know, was possible enough, if any of our comrades fell into bad hands, or by many accidents which we could not foresee. It was during my being here, for here we stayed near two months, that I grew very thoughtful about my circumstances; not as to the danger, neither indeed were we in any, but were entirely concealed and unsuspected ; but I really began to have other thoughts 'of myself, and of the world, than ever I had before. William had struck so deep into my unthinking temper with hinting to me that there was something beyond all this ; that the present time was the time of enjoyment, but that the time of account approached; that the work that remained was gentler than the labour past, viz., repentance, and that it was high time to think of it ; — I say these, and such thoughts as these, en- grossed my hours, and, in a word, I grew very sad. LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN SINGLETON 227 As to the wealth I had, which was immensely great, it was all like dirt under my feet ; I had no value for it, no peace in the possession of it, no great concern about me for the leaving of it. William had perceived my thoughts to be troubled and my mind heavy and oppressed for some time ; and one evening, in one of our cool walks, I began with him about the leaving our effects. William was a wise and wary man, and indeed all the prudentials of my conduct had for a long time been owing to his advice, and so now all the methods for preserving our effects, and even ourselves, lay upon him ; and he had been telling me of some of the measures he had been taking for our making home- ward, and for the security of our wealth, when I took him very short. "Why, William," says I, "dost thou think we shall ever be able to reach Europe with all this cargo that we have about us ? " "Ay," says William, "without doubt, as well as other mer- chants with theirs, as long as it is not publicly known what quan- tity or of what value our cargo consists." "Why, William," says I, smiling, "do you think that if there is a God above, as you have so long been telling me there is, and that we must give an account to Him, — I say, do you think, if He be a righteous Judge, He will let us escape thus with the plunder, as we may call it, of so many innocent people, nay, I might say nations, and not call us to an account for it before we can get to Europe, where we pretend to enjoy it ?" WiUiam appeared struck and surprised at the question, and made no answer for a great while ; and I repeated the question, adding that it was not to be expected. After a little pause, says WiUiam, "Thou hast started a very weighty question, and I can make no positive answer to it ; but I will state it thus : first, it is true that, if we consider the justice of God, we have no reason to expect any protection ; but as the ordinary ways of Providence are out of the common road of human affairs, so we may hope for mercy still upon our repent- ance, and we know not how good He may be to us ; so we are to act as if we rather depended upon the last, I mean the merciful part, than claimed the first, which must produce nothing but judgment and vengeance." "But hark ye, William," says I, "the nature of repentance, as 2 28 DANIEL DEFOE you have hinted once to me, included reformation; and we can never reform ; how, then, can we repent ? " "Why can we never reform?" says WiUiam. "Because," said I, "we cannot restore what we have taken away by rapine and spoil." "It is true," says William, "we never can do that, for we can never come to the knowledge of the owners." "But what, then, must be done with our wealth," said I, " the effects of plunder and rapine ? If we keep it, we continue to be robbers and thieves ; and if we quit it we cannot do justice with it, for we cannot restore it to the right owners." "Nay," says WilUam, "the answer to it is short. To quit what we have, and do it here, is to throw it away to those who have no claim to it, and to divest ourselves of it, but to do no right with it ; whereas we ought to keep it carefully together, with a resolution to do what right with it we are able ; and who knows what opportunity Providence may put into our hands to do justice, at least, to some of those we have injured ? So we ought, at least, to leave it to Him and go on. As it is, without doubt our present business is to go to some place of safety, where we may wait His will." This resolution of WilHam was very satisfying to me indeed, as, the truth is, all he said, and at all times, was solid and good ; and had not Wilham thus, as it were, quieted my mind, I think, verily, I was so alarmed at the just reason I had to expect ven- geance from Heaven upon me for my ill-gotten wealth, that I should have run away from it as the devil's goods, that I had nothing to do with, that did not belong to me, and that I had no right to keep, and was in certain danger of being destroyed for. However, Wilham settled my mind to more prudent steps than these, and I concluded that I ought, however, to proceed to a place of safety, and leave the event to God Almighty's mercy. But this I must leave upon record, that I had from this time no joy of the wealth I had got. I looked upon it all as stolen, and so indeed the greatest part of it was. I looked upon it as a hoard of other men's goods, which I had robbed the innocent owners of, and which I ought, in a word, to be hanged for here, and damned for hereafter. And now, indeed, I began sincerely to hate myself LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN SINGLETON 229 for a dog ; a wretch that had been a thief and a murderer ; a wretch that was in a condition which nobody was ever in ; for I had robbed, and though I had the wealth by me, yet it was im- possible I should ever make any restitution ; and upon this ac- count it ran in my head that I could never repent, for that re- pentance could not be sincere without restitution, and therefore must of necessity be damned. There was no room for me to escape. I went about with my heart full of these thoughts, httle better than a distracted fellow ; in short, running headlong into the dreadfullest despair, and premeditating nothing but how to rid myself out of the world ; and, indeed, the devil, if such things are of the devil's immediate doing, followed his work very close with me, and nothing lay upon my mind for several days but to shoot myself into the head with my pistol. I was all this while in a vagrant life, among infidels, Turks, pagans, and such sort of people. I had no minister, no Christian to converse with but poor Wilham. He was rny ghostly father or confessor, and he was all the comfort I had. As for my knowledge of religion, you have heard my history. You may suppose I had not much ; and as for the Word of God, I do not remember that I ever read a chapter in the Bible in my lifetime. I was little Bob at Bussleton, and went to school to learn my Testament. However, it pleased God to make William the Quaker every- thing to me. Upon this occasion, I took him out one evening, as usual, and hurried him away into the fields with me, in more haste than ordinary ; and there, in short, I told him the per- plexity of my mind, and under what terrible temptations of the devil I had been ; that I must shoot myself, for I could not sup- port the weight and terror that was upon me. "Shoot yourself !" says William ; "why, what will that do for you?" "Why," says I, " it will put an end to a miserable Hfe." "Well," says Wilham, "are you satisfied the next will be better?" " No, no," says I ; " much worse, to be sure." "Why, then," says he, "shooting yourself is the devil's mo- tion, no doubt ; for it is the devil of a reason, that, because 230 DANIEL DEFOE thou art in an ill case, therefore thou must put thyself into a worse." This shocked my reason indeed. "Well, but," says I, "there is no bearing the miserable condition I am in." " Very well," says William ; " but it seems there is some bearing a worse condition ; and so you will shoot yourself, that you may be past remedy ?" "I am past remedy already," says I. "How do you know that ?" says he. "I am satisfied of it," said I. "Well," says he, "but you are not sure ; so you will shoot your- self to make it certain ; for though on this side death you can- not be sure you will be damned at all, yet the moment you step on the other side of time you are sure of it ; for when it is done, it is not to be said then that you will be, but that you are damned." "Well, but," says Wilfiam, as if he had been between jest and earnest, "pray, what didst thou dream of last night?" "Why," said I, "I had frightful dreams all night; and, par- ticularly, I dreamed that the devil came for me, and asked me what my name was ; and I told him. Then he asked me what trade I was. ' Trade ? ' says I ; ' I am a thief, a rogue, by my call- ing : I am a pirate and a murderer, and ought to be hanged.' 'Ay, ay,' says the devil, 'so you do; and you are the man I looked for, and therefore come along with me.' At which I was most horribly frighted, and cried out so that it waked me ; and I have been in horrible agony ever since." "Very well," says William; "come, give me the pistol thou talkedst of just now." "Why," says I, "what will you do with it ? " "Do with it !" says William. "Why, thou needest not shoot thyself ; I shall be obliged to do it for thee. Why, thou wilt destroy us all." "What do you mean, William ?" said I. "Mean!" said he; "nay, what didst thou mean, to cry out aloud in thy sleep, 'I am a thief, a pirate, a murderer, and ought to be hanged'? Why, thou wilt ruin us all. 'Twas well the Dutchman did not understand English. In short, I must shoot LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN SINGLETON 231 thee, to save my own life. Come, come," says he, "give me thy pistol." I confess this terrified me again another way, and I began to be sensible that, if anybody had been near me to understand English, I had been undone. The thought of shooting myself forsook me from that time; and I turned to William, "You disorder me extremely, William," said I ; "why, I am never safe, nor is it safe to keep me company. What shall I do ? I shall betray you all." "Come, come, friend Bob," says he, "I'll put an end to it all, if you will take my advice." "How's that?" said I. "Why, only," says he, "that the next time thou talkest with the devil, thou wilt talk a little softlier, or we shall be all undone, and you too." This frighted me, I must confess, and allayed a great deal of the trouble of mind I was in. But William, after he had done jesting with me, entered upon a very long and serious discourse with me about the nature of my circumstances, and about repentance ; that it ought to be attended, indeed, with a deep abhorrence of the crime that I had to charge myself with ; but that to despair of God's mercy was no part of repentance, but putting myself into the condition of the devil ; indeed, that I must apply myself with a sincere, humble confession of my crime, to ask pardon of God, whom I had offended, and cast myself upon His mercy, resolving to be willing to make restitution, if ever it should please God to put it in my power, even to the utmost of what I had in the world. And this, he told me, was the method which he had resolved upon himself ; and in this, he told me, he had found comfort. I had a great deal of satisfaction in William's discourse, and it quieted me very much ; but William was very anxious ever after about my talking in my sleep, and took care to lie with me always himself, and to keep me from lodging in any house where so much as a word of EngUsh was understood. However, there was not the like occasion afterward ; for I was much more composed in my mind, and resolved for the future to live a quite different life from what I had done. As to the wealth 232 DANIEL DEFOE I had, I looked upon it as nothing ; I resolved to set it apart to any such opportunity of doing justice as God should put into my hand ; and the miraculous opportunity I had afterward of apply- ing some parts of it to preserve a ruined family, whom I had plundered, may be worth reading, if I have room for it in this account. With these resolutions I began to be restored to some degree of quiet in my mind ; and having, after almost three months' stay at Bassorah, disposed of some goods, but having a great quantity left, we hired boats according to the Dutchman's direction, and went up to Bagdad, or Babylon, on the river Tigris, or rather Euphrates. We had a very considerable cargo of goods with us, and therefore made a great figure there, and were received with respect. We had, in particular, two-and-forty bales of Indian stuffs of sundry sorts, silks, muslins, and fine chintz ; we had fifteen bales of very fine China silks, and seventy packs or bales of spices, particularly cloves and nutmegs, with other goods. We were bid money here for our cloves, but the Dutchman ad- vised us not to part with them, and told us we should get a better price at Aleppo, or in the Levant ; so we prepared for the caravan. We concealed our having any gold or pearls as much as we could, and therefore sold three or four bales of China silks and Indian calicoes, to raise money to buy camels and to pay the customs which are taken at several places, and for our provisions over the deserts. I travelled this journey, careless to the last degree of my goods or wealth, believing that, as I came by it all by rapine and vio- lence, God would direct that it should be taken from me again in the same manner ; and, indeed, I think I might say I was very willing it should be so. But, as I had a merciful Protector above me, so I had a most faithful steward, counsellor, partner, or whatever I might call him, who was my guide, my pilot, my governor, my everything, and took care both of me and of all we had ; and though he had never been in any of these parts of the world, yet he took the care of all upon him ; and in about nine- and-fifty days we arrived from Bassorah, at the mouth of the river Tigris or Euphrates, through the desert, and through Aleppo to Alexandria, or, as we call it, Scanderoon, in the Levant. LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN SINGLETON 233 Here William and I, and the other two, our faithful comrades, debated what we should do ; and here WilUam and I resolved to separate from the other two, they resolving to go with the Dutch- man into Holland, by the means of some Dutch ship which lay then in the road. William and I told them we resolved to go and settle in the Morea, which then belonged to the Venetians. It is true we acted wisely in it not to let them know whither we went, seeing we had resolved to separate ; but we took our old doctor's directions how to write to him in Holland, and in England, that we might have intelligence from him on occasion, and promised to give him an account how to write to us, which we afterwards did, as may in time be made out. We stayed here some time after they were gone, till at length, not being thoroughly resolved whither to go till then, a Venetian ship touched at Cyprus, and put in at Scanderoon to look for freight home. We took the hint, and bargaining for our passage, and the freight of our goods, we embarked for Venice, where, in two-and-twenty days, we arrived safe, with all our treasure, and with such a cargo, take our goods and our money and our jewels together, as, I believed, was never brought into the city by two single men, since the state of Venice had a being. We kept ourselves here incognito for a great while, passing for two Armenian merchants still, as we had done before ; and by this time we had gotten so much of the Persian and Armenian jargon, which they talked at Bassorah and Bagdad, and every- where that we came in the country, as was sufficient to make us able to talk to one another, so as not to be understood by anybody, though sometimes hardly by ourselves. Here we converted all our effects into money, settled our abode as for a considerable time, and Wilham and I, maintaining an inviolable friendship and fidelity to one another, lived like two brothers ; we neither had or sought any separate interest ; we conversed seriously and gravely, and upon the subject of our repentance continually ; we never changed, that is to say, so as to leave off our Armenian garbs; and we were called, at Venice, the two Grecians. I had been two or three times going to give a detail of our wealth, but it will appear incredible, and we had the greatest 234 DANIEL DEFOE difficulty in the world how to conceal it, being justly apprehensive lest we might be assassinated in that country for our treasure. At length William told me he began to think now that he must never see England any more, and that indeed he did not much concern himself about it; but seeing we had gained so great wealth, and he had some poor relations in England, if I was wilhng, he would write to know if they were living, and to know what condition they were in, and if he found such of them were alive as he had some thoughts about, he would, with my consent, send them something to better their condition. I consented most willingly ; and accordingly WilUam wrote to a sister and an uncle, and in about five weeks' time received an answer from them both, directed to himself, under cover of a hard Armenian name that he had given himself, viz., Signore Constantine Alexion of Ispahan, at Venice. It was a very moving letter he received from his sister, who, after the most passionate expressions of joy to hear he was alive, seeing she had long ago had an account that he was murdered by the pirates in the West Indies, entreats him to let her know what circumstances he was in ; tells him she was not in any capa- city to do anything considerable for him, but that he should be welcome to her with all her heart ; that she was left a widow, with four children, but kept a little shop in the Minories, by which she made shift to maintain her family ; and that she had sent him five pounds, lest he should want money, in a strange country, to bring him home. I could see the letter brought tears out of his eyes as he read it ; and, indeed, when he showed it to me, and the little bill for five pounds, upon an English merchant in Venice, it brought tears out of my eyes too. After we had been both affected sufficiently with the tenderness and kindness of this letter, he turns to me ; says he, "What shall I do for this poor woman?" I mused a while; at last says I, " I will tell you what you shall do for her. She has sent you five pounds, and she has four children, and herself, that is five; such a sum, from a poor woman in her circumstances, is as much as five thousand pounds is to us; you shall send her a bill of ex- change for five thousand pounds Enghsh money, and bid her con- LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN SINGLETON 235 ceal her surprise at it till she hears from you again ; but bid her leave off her shop, and go and take a house somewhere in the country, not far off from London, and stay there, in a moderate figure, till she hears from you again." "Now," says William, "I perceive by it that you have some thoughts of venturing into England." "Indeed, WilHam," said I, "you mistake me ; but it presently occurred to me that you should venture, for what have you done that you may not be seen there ? Why should I desire to keep you from your relations, purely to keep me company ?" William looked very affectionately upon me. "Nay," says he, "we have embarked together so long, and come together so far, I am resolved I will never part with thee as long as I Uve, go where thou wilt, or stay where thou wilt ; and as for my sister," said William, "I cannot send her such a sum of money, for whose is all this money we have ? It is most of it thine." "No, William," said I, "there is not a penny of it mine but what is yours too, and I won't have anything but an equal share with you, and therefore you shall send it to her ; if not, I will send it." "Why," says William, "it will make the poor woman dis- tracted ; she will be so surprised she will go out of her wits." "Well," said I, "William, you may do it prudently; send her a bill backed of a hundred pounds, and bid her expect more in a post or two, and that you will send her enough to live on without keeping shop, and then send her more." Accordingly William sent her a very kind letter, with a bill upon a merchant in London for a hundred and sixty pounds, and bid her comfort herself with the hope that he should be able in a little time to send her more. About ten days after, he sent her another bill of five hundred and forty pounds ; and a post or two after, another for three hundred pounds, making in all a thousand pounds ; and told her he would send her sufficient to leave off her shop, and directed her to take a house as above. He waited then till he received an answer to all the three letters, with an account that she had received the money, and, which I did not expect, that she had not let any other acquaintance know 236 DANIEL DEFOE that she had received a shilling from anybody, or so much as that he was alive, and would not till she had heard again. When he showed me this letter, "Well, William," said I, "this woman is fit to be trusted with life or anything ; send her the rest of the five thousand pounds, and I'll venture to England with you, to this woman's house, whenever you will." In a word, we sent her five thousand pounds in good bills ; and she received them very punctually, and in a little time sent her brother word that she had pretended to her uncle that she was sickly and could not carry on the trade any longer, and that she had taken a large house about four miles from London, under pretence of letting lodgings for her livelihood ; and, in short, intimated as if she understood that he intended to come over to be incognito, assuring him he should be as retired as he pleased. This was opening the very door for us that we thought had been effectually shut for this life ; and, in a word, we resolved to venture, but to keep ourselves entirely concealed, both as to name and every other circumstance ; and accordingly William sent his sister word how kindly he took her prudent steps, and that she had guessed right that he desired to be retired, and that he obliged her not to increase her figure, but live private, till she might perhaps see him. He was going to send the letter away. "Come, William," said I, "you shan't send her an empty letter; tell her you have a friend coming with you that must be as retired as yourself, and I'll send her five thousand pounds more." So, in short, we made this poor woman's family rich ; and yet, when it came to the point, my heart failed me, and I durst not venture ; and for William, he would not stir without me ; and so we stayed about two years after this, considering what we should do. You may think, perhaps, that I was very prodigal of my ill- gotten goods, thus to load a stranger with my bounty, and give a gift like a prince to one that had been able to merit nothing of me, or indeed know me ; but my condition ought to be considered in this case ; though I had money to profusion, yet I was per- fectly destitute of a friend in the world, to have the least obli- gation or assistance from, or knew not either where to dispose LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN SINGLETON 237 or trust anything I had while I lived, or whom to give it to if I died. When I had reflected upon the manner of my getting of it, I was sometimes for giving it all to charitable uses, as a debt due to mankind, though I was no Roman Catholic, and not at all of the opinion that it would purchase me any repose to my soul ; but I thought, as it was got by a general plunder, and which I could make no satisfaction for, it was due to the community, and I ought to distribute it for the general good. But still I was at a loss how, and where, and by whom to settle this charity, not daring to go home to my own country, lest some of my com- rades, strolled home, should see and detect me, and for the very spoil of my money, or the purchase of his own pardon, betray and expose me to an untimely end. Being thus destitute, I say, of a friend, I pitched thus upon William's sister; the kind step of hers to her brother, whom she thought to be in distress, signifying a generous mind and a charitable disposition ; and having resolved to make her the object of my first bounty, I did not doubt but I should purchase something of a refuge for myself, and a kind of a centre, to which I should tend in my future actions ; for really a man that has a subsistence, and no residence, no place that has a magnetic in- fluence upon his affections, is in one of the most odd, uneasy conditions in the world, nor is it in the power of all his money to make it up to him. It was, as I told you, two years and upwards that we remained at Venice and thereabout, in the greatest hesitation imaginable, irresolute and unfixed to the last degree. William's sister im- portuned us daily to come to England, and wondered we should not dare to trust her, whom we had to such a degree obliged to be faithful ; and in a manner lamented her being suspected by us. At last I began to incline; and I said to William, "Come, brother William," said I (for ever since our discourse at Bassorah I called him brother), "if you will agree to two or three things with me, I'll go home to England with all my heart." Says William, "Let me know what they are." "Why, first," says I, "you shall not disclose yourself to any of your relations in England but your sister — no, not one ; 238 DANIEL DEFOE secondly, we will not shave off our mustachios or beards" (for we had all along worn our beards after the Grecian manner), "nor leave off our long vests, that we may pass for Grecians and foreigners ; thirdly, that we shall never speak English in public before anybody, your sister excepted ; fourthly, that we will always live together and pass for brothers." William said he would agree to them all with all his heart, but that the not speaking English would be the hardest, but he would do his best for that too ; so, in a word, we agreed to go from Ven- ice to Naples, where we converted a large sum of money into bales of silk, left a large sum in a merchant's hands at Venice, and another considerable sum at Naples, and took bills of exchange for a great deal too ; and yet we came with such a cargo to Lon- don as few American merchants had done for some years, for we loaded in two ships seventy-three bales of thrown silk, besides thirteen bales of wrought silks, from the duchy of Milan, shipped at Genoa, with all which I arrived safely ; and some time after I married my faithful protectress, William's sister, with whom I am much more happy than I deserve. And now, having so plainly told you that I am come to Eng- land, after I have so boldly owned what life I have led abroad, it is time to leave off, and say no more for the present, lest some should be willing to inquire too nicely after your old friend Captain Bob. THE HISTORY OF CLARISSA HARLOWE SAMUEL RICHARDSON VOL. I. LETTER I Miss Anna Howe to Clarissa Harlowe Ian. lo. I AM extremely concerned, my dearest friend, for the disturb- ances that have happened in your family. I know how it must hurt you to become the subject of the public talk : and yet upon an occasion so generally known, it is impossible but that whatever relates to a young lady whose distinguished merits have made her the public care, should engage everybody's attention. I long to have the particulars from yourself ; and of the usage I am told you receive upon an accident you could not help ; and in which, as far as I can learn, the sufferer was the aggressor. Mr. Diggs, the surgeon, whom I sent fpr at the first hearing of the rencounter, to inquire, for your sake, how your brother was, told me, that there was no danger from the wound, if there were none from the fever ; which it seems had been increased by the perturbation of his spirits. Mr. Wyerley drank tea with us yesterday ; and though he is far from being partial to Mr. Lovelace, as it may be well sup- posed, yet both he and Mr. Symmes, blame your family for the treatment they gave him when he went in person to inquire after your brother's health, and to express his concern for what had happened. They say, that Mr. Lovelace could not avoid drawing his sword : and that either your brother's unskilf ulness or passion left him from the very first pass entirely in his power. This, I am told, was what Mr. Lovelace said upon it ; retreating as he spoke : "Have a care, Mr. Harlowe — your violence puts you out of your defence. You give me too much advantage. For your sister's sake, I will pass by every thing : — if — " 239 240 SAMUEL RICHARDSON But this the more provoked his rashness, to lay himself open to the advantage of his adversary — who, after a slight wound given him in the arm, took away his sword. There are people who love not your brother, because of his natural imperiousness and fierce and uncontrollable temper : these say, that the young gentleman's passion was abated on seeing his blood gush plentifully down his arm ; and that he received the generous offices of his adversary (who helped him off with his coat and waistcoat, and bound up his arm ; till the sur- geon could come) with such patience, as was far from making a visit afterwards from that adversary to inquire after his health, appear either insulting or improper. Be this as it may, every body pities you. So steady, so uni- form in your conduct : so desirous, as you always said, of sliding through life to the end of it unnoted ; and, as I may add, not wish- ing to be observed even for your silent benevolence ; sufficiently happy in the noble consciousness which attends it : rather useful than glaring, your deserved motto ; though now to your regret pushed into blaze, as I may say : and yet blamed at home for the faults of others — how must such a virtue suffer on every hand ! — Yet it must be allowed, that your present trial is but proportioned to your prudence. As all your friends without doors are apprehensive that some other unhappy event may result from so violent a contention, in which it seems the families on both sides are now engaged, I must desire you to enable me, on the authority of your own informa- tion, to do you occasional justice. My mother, and all of us, like the rest of the world, talk of nobody but you on this occasion, and of the consequences which may follow from the resentments of a man of Mr. Lovelace's spirit ; who, as he gives out, has been treated with high indignity by your uncles. My mother will have it, that you cannot now, with any decency, either see him, or correspond with him. She is a good deal prepossessed by your uncle Antony ; who oc- casionally calls upon us, as you know ; and on this rencounter, has represented to her the crime which it would be in a sister to encourage a man who is to wade into her favour (this was his expression) through the blood of her brother. THE HISTORY OF CLARISSA HARLOWE 241 Write to me therefore, my dear, the whole of your story from the time that Mr. Lovelace was first introduced into your family ; and particularly an account of all that passed between him and your sister ; about which there are different reports ; some people scrupling not to insinuate that the younger sister has stolen a lover from the elder : and pray write in so full a manner as may satisfy those who know not so much of your affairs as I do. If any thing unhappy should fall out from the violence of such spirits as you have to deal with, your account of all things previ- ous to it will be your best justification. You see what you draw upon yourself by excelling all your sex. Every individual of it who knows you, or has heard of you, seems to think you answerable to her for your conduct in points so very delicate and concerning. Every eye, in short, is upon you with the expectation of an ex- ample. I wish to heaven you were at liberty to pursue your own methods : all would then, I dare say, be easy, and honourably ended. But I dread your directors and directresses ; for your mother, admirably well qualified as she is to lead, must submit to be led. Your sister and brother will certainly put you out of your course. But this is a point you will not permit me to expatiate upon : pardon me therefore, and I have done. — Yet, why should I say, pardon me ? When your concerns are my concerns ? When your honour is my honour ? When I love you, as never woman loved another? And when you have allowed of that concern and of that love ; and have for years, which in persons so young may be called many, ranked in the first class of your friends. Your ever grateful and affectionate, Anna Howe. Will you oblige me with a copy of the preamble to the clauses in your grandfather's will in your favour ; and allow me to send it to my aunt Harman ? — She is very desirous to see it. Yet your character has so charmed her, that, though a stranger to you personally, she assents to the preference given you in that will, before she knows the testator's reasons for giving you that preference. 242 SAMUEL RICHARDSON LETTER VII Miss Clarissa Harlowe to Miss Howe [After her return from her}] Harlowe Place, Feb. 20. I BEG your excuse for not writing sooner ! Alas, my dear, I have sad prospects before me ! My brother and sister have succeeded in all their views. They have found out another lover for me ; an hideous one ! — Yet he is encouraged by every body. No wonder that I was ordered home so suddenly. It was for fear, as I have been informed [an unworthy fear !] that I should have entered into any concert with Mr. Lovelace, had I known their motive for commanding me home ; apprehending, 'tis evident, that I should dislike the man they had to propose to me. And well might they apprehend so : — for who do you think he is ? — No other than that Solmes! — • Could you have believed it ? — And they are all determined too ; my mother with the rest ! — Dear, dear excellence ! how could she be thus brought over, when I am assured, that on his first being proposed she was pleased to say. That had Mr. Solmes the Indies in possession, and would endow me with them, she would not think him deserving of her Clarissa ! The reception I met with at my return, so different from what I used to meet with on every little absence, (and now I had been from them three weeks) convinced me that I was to suffer for the happiness I had had in your company and conversation, for that most agreeable period. I will give you an account of it. My brother met me at the door, and gave me his hand when I stepped out of the chariot. He bowed very low : "Pray, Miss, favour me" — I thought it in good humour ; but found it after- wards mock respect : and so he led me in great form, I prattling all the way, inquiring of every body's health, (although I was so soon to see them, and there was hardly time for answers) into the great parlour ; where were my father, mother, my two uncles, and sister. ' Author's note. THE HISTORY OF CLARISSA HARLOWE 243 I was struck to the heart as soon as I entered, to see a solem- nity. They all kept their seats. I ran to my father, and kneeled : then to my mother : and met from both a cold salute : from my father a blessing but half pronounced : my mother indeed called me child ; but embraced me not with her usual indulgent ardour. After I had paid my duty to my uncles, and my compliments to my sister, which she received with solemn and stiff form, I was bid to sit down. But my heart was full : and I said it became me to stand, if I could stand, upon a reception so awful and un- usual. I was forced to turn my face from them, and pull out my handkerchief. My unbrotherly accuser hereupon stood forth, and charged me with having received no less than five or six visits at Miss Howe's from the man they had all so much reason to hate [that was the expression ;] notwithstanding the commands I had had to the contrary. And he bid me deny it, if I could. I had never been used, I said, to deny the truth, nor would I now. I owned I had in the three weeks past seen the person I presumed he meant, oftener than five or six times. [Pray hear me, brother, said I, for he was going to flame out.] But he always asked for Mrs. or Miss Howe, when he came. You see, my dear, I made not the pleas I might have made. My brother seemed ready to give a loose to his passion : my father put on the countenance which always portends a gathering storm : my uncles mutteringly whispered : and my sister ag- j gravatingly held up her hands. While I begged to be heard out ; I — and my mother said, "Let the child,'^ that was her kind word, I "be heard." I ******* And my uncle Antony, in his rougher manner, added, that surely I would not give them reason to apprehend, that I thought my grandfather's favour ^ to me had made me independent of I them all. — If I did, he would tell me, the will could be set aside, and should. ] I did not know, I said, that I had given occasion for this harsh- : 1 Her grandfather, as an inducement to her to make him frequent visits, had fitted up a dairy house for her on his own estate. 244 SAMUEL RICHARDSON ness. I hoped I should always have a just sense of every one's favour to me, superadded to the duty I owed as a daughter and a niece : but that I was so much surprised at a reception so unusual and unexpected, that I hoped my papa and mamma would give me leave to retire, in order to recollect myself. No one gainsaying, I made my silent compliments, and with- drew ; — leaving my brother and sister, as I thought, pleased ; and as if they wanted to congratulate each other on having occasioned so severe a beginning to be made with me. I went up to my chamber, and there with my faithful Hannah deplored the determined face which the new proposal, it was plain they had to make me, wore. I had not recovered myself when I was sent for down to tea. I begged by my maid to be excused attending ; but on the re- peated command, went down with as much cheerfulness as I could assume. Mr. Solmes came in before we had done tea. My uncle Antony presented him to me, as a gentleman he had a particular friend- ship for. My uncle Harlowe in terms equally favourable for him. My father said, Mr. Solmes is my friend, Clarissa Harlowe. My mother looked at him, and looked at me, now and then, as he sat near me, I thought with concern. — I at her, with eyes appealing for pity. At him, when I could glance at him, with disgust httle short of affrightment. While my brother and sister Mr. Solmes'd him, and sir'd him up, at every word. So caressed, in short, by all ; — yet such a wretch ! — But I will at present only add, my humble thanks and duty to your honoured mother (to whom I will particularly write, to express the grateful sense I have of her goodness to me) ; and that I am Your ever obliged Cl. Harlowe. LETTER VIII Miss Clarissa Harlowe to Miss Howe Feb. 24. They drive on here at a furious rate. The man lives here, I think. He courts them, and is more and more a favourite. Such terms ! such settlements ! That's the cry. THE HISTORY OF CLARISSA HARLOWE 245 Hitherto, I seem to be delivered over to my brother, who pre- tends as great love to me as ever. My father and mother industriously avoid giving me oppor- tunity of speaking to them alone. I have already stood the shock of three of this man's particular visits, besides my share in his more general ones ; and find it is impossible I should ever endure him. He has but a very ordi- nary share of understanding ; is very illiterate ; knows nothing but the value of estates, and how to improve them, and what belongs to land-jobbing and husbandry. Yet am I as one stupid, I think. They have begun so cruelly with me, that I have not spirit enough to assert my own negative. Meantime it has been signified to me, that it will be acceptable if I do not think of going to church next Sunday. The same signification was made me for last Sunday ; and I obeyed. They are apprehensive that Mr. Lovelace will be there with design to come home with me. Help me, dear Miss Howe, to a Httle of your charming spirit : I never more wanted it. Feb. 25, in the evening. What my brother and sister have said against me I cannot tell : — but I am in heavy disgrace with my father. I was sent for down to tea. I went with a very cheerful aspect : but had occasion soon to change it. Such a solemnity in every body's countenance ! My mother's eyes were fixed upon the tea-cups ; and when she looked up, it was heavily, as if her eyelids had weights upon them ; and then not to me. My father sat half-aside in his elbow-chair, that his head might be turned from me, his hands clasped, and waving, as it were, up and down ; his fingers, poor dear gentleman ! in motion, as if angry to the very ends of them. My sister sat swelling. My brother looked at me with scorn, having measured me, as I may say, with his eyes as I entered, from head to foot. My aunt was there, and looked upon me as if with kindness re- 246 SAMUEL RICHARDSON strained, bending coldly to my compliment to her as she sat ; and then cast an eye first on my brother, then on my sister, as if to give the reason [so I am willing to construe it] of her unusual stiffness : — Bless me, my dear ! that they should choose to intimidate rather than invite a mind, till now, not thought either unpersuadable or ungenerous ! I took my seat. Shall I make tea, madam, to my mother ? — I always used, you know, my dear, to make tea. No ! a very short sentence, in one very short word, was the expressive answer. And she took the canister in her own hand. My brother bid the footman who attended leave the room ; I, said he, will give the water. My heart was in agitation, I did not know what to do with myself. What is to follow ? thought I. Just after the second dish, out stept my mother — A word with you, sister Hervey ! taking her hand. Presently my sister dropt away. Then my brother. And I was left alone with my father. He looked so very sternly, that my heart failed me as twice or thrice I would have addressed myself to him : nothing but solemn silence on all sides having passed before. At last, I asked. If it were his pleasure that I should pour him out another dish. He answered me with the same angry monosyllable, which I had received from my mother before ; and then arose, and walked about the room. I arose too, with intent to throw myself at his feet ; but was too much overawed by his sternness, even to make such an expression of my duty to him as my heart over- flowed with. At last, as he supported himself, because of his gout, on the back of a chair, I took a Httle more courage ; and approaching him, besought him to acquaint me in what I had offended him. He turned from me, and in a strong voice, Clarissa Harlowe, said he, know that I will be obeyed. God forbid, sir, that you should not ! — I have never yet op- posed your will — Nor I your whimsies, Clarissa Harlowe, interrupted he. — THE HISTORY OF CLARISSA HARLOWE 247 Don't let me run the fate of all who shew indulgence to your sex ; to be the more contradicted for mine to you. My father, you know, my dear, has not (any more than my brother) a kind opinion of our sex ; although there is not a more condescending wife in the world than my mother. I was going to make protestations of duty — No protestations, girl ! No words ! I will not be prated to ! I will be obeyed ! I have no child, I will have no child, but an obedient one. Sir, you never had reason, I hope — Tell me not what I never had, but what I have, and what I shall have. Good sir, be pleased to hear me — My brother and my sister, I fear — Your brother and sister shall not be spoken against, girl ! — They have a just concern for the honour of my family. And I hope, sir — Hope nothing. — Tell me not of hopes, but of facts. I ask nothing of you but what is in your power to comply with, and what it is your duty to comply with. Then, sir, I will comply with it — ■ But yet I hope from your goodness — No expostulations ! no huts, girl ! no qualifyings ! I will be obeyed, I tell you ; and cheerfully too ! — or you are no child of mine ! I wept. Let me beseech you, my dear and ever-honoured papa (and I dropt down on my knees) that I may have only yours and my mamma's will, and not my brother's, to obey. I was going on ; but he was pleased to withdraw, leaving me on the floor ; saying, that he would not hear me thus by subtilty and cunning aiming, to distinguish away my duty ; repeating, that he would be obeyed. My heart is too full ! — so full, that it may endanger my duty, were I to try to unburden it to you on this occasion : so I will lay down my pen. — But can — Yet, positively, I will lay down my pen ! 248 SAMUEL RICHARDSON LETTER XXXI Mr. Lovelace to John Belford, Esq. Monday, March 13. In vain dost thou ^ and thy compeers press me to go to town, while I am in such an uncertainty as I am in at present with this proud beauty. All the ground I have hitherto gained with her, is entirely owing to her concern for the safety of people whom I have reason to hate. Write then, thou biddest me, if I will not come : that, indeed, I can do ; and as well without a subject as with one. And what follows shall be a proof of it. The lady's malevolent brother has now, as I told thee at M. Hall, introduced another man ; the most unpromising in his person and qualities, the most formidable in his offers that has yet appeared. This man has by his proposals captivated every soul of the Harlowes — Soul! did I say — ^ There is not a soul among them but my charmer's : and she, withstanding them all, is actually confined, and otherwise maltreated by a father the most gloomy and positive ; at the instigation of a brother the most arrogant and selfish — But thou knowest their characters ; and I will not therefore sully my paper with them. But is it not a confounded thing to be in love with one, who is the daughter, the sister, the niece, of a family I must eternally despise ? And, the devil of it, that love increasing with her — what shall I call it ? — 'Tis not scorn : — 'tis not pride ; — 'tis not the insolence of an adored beauty : — but 'tis to virtue, it seems, that my difficulties are owing ; and I pay for not being a sly sinner, an hypocrite ; for being regardless of my reputation ; for permitting slander to open its mouth against me. But is it necessary for such a one as I, who have been used to carry all before me, upon my own terms — I, who never inspired a fear, that had not a discernibly predominant mixture of love in it ; to be an hypocrite ? 1 These gentlemen affected what they called the Roman style (to wit, the thee and the thou) in their letters : and it was an agreed rule with them, to take in good part whatever freedoms they treated each other with, if the passages were written in that style. [Author's note.] THE HISTORY OF CLARISSA HARLOWE 249 Well, but it seems I must practise for this art, if I would suc- ceed with this truly admirable creature ; but why practise for it ? — Cannot I indeed reform ? — -I have but one vice ; — have I, Jack ? — Thou knowest my heart, if any man living does. As far as I know it myself, thou knowest it. But 'tis a cursed deceiver ; for it has many and many a time imposed upon its master — Master, did I say ? That am I not now ; nor have I been from the moment I beheld this angel of a woman. Pre- pared indeed as I was by her character before I saw her : for what a mind must that be, which though not virtuous itself, admires not virtue in another? — ^ My visit to Arabella, owing to a mistake of the sisters, into which, as thou hast heard me say, I was led by the blundering uncle ; who was to introduce me (but lately come from abroad) to the divinity, as I thought ; but, instead of her, carried me to a mere mortal. And much difficulty had I, so fond and so forward my lady ! to get off without for- feiting all with a family that I intended should give me a goddess. I have boasted that I was once in love before : — and indeed I thought I was. It was in my early manhood — -with that quality- jilt, whose infidelity I have vowed to revenge upon as many of the sex as shall come into my power. I believe, in different chmes, I have already sacrificed an hecatomb to my Nemesis, in pursuance of this vow. But now am I indeed in love. I can think of nothing, of nobody, but the divine Clarissa Harlowe — Harlowe? — How that hated word sticks in my throat. I Dost thou think, that if it were not from the hope, that this j stupid family are all combined to do my work for me, I would i bear their insults ? — Is it possible to imagine, that I would be braved as I am braved, threatened as I am threatened, by those who are afraid to see me ; and by this brutal brother too, to ' whom I gave a life [a life, indeed, not worth my taking !] ; had I I not a greater pride in knowing, that by means of his very spy I upon me, I am playing him off as I please ; cooling or inflaming j his violent passions as may best suit my purposes ; permitting so much to be revealed of my life and actions, and intentions, 250 SAMUEL RICHARDSON as may give him such a confidence in his double-faced agent, as shall enable me to dance his employer upon my own wires ? And what my motive, dost thou ask ? No less than this, that my beloved shall find no protection out of my family : for, if I know hers, fly she must, or have the man she hates. This, therefore, if I take my measures right, and my familiar fail me not, will secure her mine in spite of them all ; in spite of her own inflexible heart : mine, without condition ; without reformation promises ; without the necessity of a siege of years, perhaps ; and to be even then, after wearing the guise of merit-doubting hypocrisy, at an uncertainty, upon a probation unapproved of — Then shall I have all the rascals and rascalesses of the family come creeping to me : I prescribing to me ; and bringing that sordidly imperious brother to kneel at the footstool of my throne. All my fear arises from the little hold I have in the heart of this charming frost-piece : such a constant glow upon her lovely features : eyes so sparkling : limbs so divinely turned : health so florid : youth so blooming : air so animated — To have an heart so impenetrable : and /, the hitherto successful Lovelace, the addresser — How can it be ? By this incoherent ramble thou wilt gather, that I am not likely to come up in haste ; since I must endeavour first to obtain some assurance from the beloved of my soul, that I shall not be sacrificed to such a wretch as Solmes ! Woe be to the fair-one, if ever she be driven into my power (for I despair of a voluntary impulse in my favour) and I find a difficulty in obtaining this security. That her indifference to me is not owing to the superior liking she has for any other, is what rivets my chains : but take care, fair-one : take care, O thou most exalted of female minds, and loveliest of persons, how thou debasest thyself by encouraging such a competition as thy sordid relations have set on foot in mere malice to me ! Thus, Jack, as thou desirest, have I written. — Written upon something ; upon nothing ; upon revenge, which I love ; upon love, which I hate, heartily hate, because 'tis my master : and upon THE HISTORY OF CLARISSA HARLOWE 251 the devil knows what besides : — for looking back, I am amazed at the length of it. Thou mayest read it : / would not for a king's ransom — But so as I do hut write, thou sayest thou wilt be pleased. Be pleased then. I command thee to be pleased : if not for the writer's or written sake, for thy word's sake. And so in the royal style (for am I not likely to be thy king and thy emperor in the great affair before us ?) I bid thee very heartily Farewell. LETTER LII Miss Clarissa Harlowe to Miss Howe Thursday night, March 23. I SEND you the boasted confutation letter, just now put into my hands — My brother and sister, my uncle Antony and Mr. Solmes, are, I understand, exulting over the copy of it below, as an unanswerable performance. To Miss Clarissa Harlowe Once again, my inflexible sister, I write to you. It is to let you know, that the pretty piece of art you found out to make me the vehicle of your whining pathetics to your father and mother, has not had the expected effect. I do assure you, that your behaviour has not been misrep- resented — nor need it. Your mother, who is solicitous to take all opportunities of putting the most favourable constructions upon all you do, has been forced, as you well know, to give you up, upon full trial : no need then of the expedient of pursuing your needleworks in her sight. She cannot bear your whining pranks : and it is for her sake, that you are not permitted to come into her presence — nor will be, but upon her own terms. You had like to have made a simpleton of your aunt Hervey yesterday : she came down from you, pleading in your favour ; but when she was asked, what concession she had brought you to ? she looked about her, and knew not what to answer. So your mother, when surprised into the beginning of your cunning address to her and to your father, under my name (for I had 252 SAMUEL RICHARDSON begun to read it, little suspecting such an ingenious subterfuge) and would then make me read it through, wrung her hands, Oh ! her dear child, her dear child, must not be so compelled ! — But when she was asked, whether she would be willing to have for her son-in-law the man who bids defiance to her whole family ; and who had like to have murdered her son? And what con- cessions she had gained from her dear child to merit this tender- ness? And that for one who had apparently deceived her in assuring her that her heart was free? — Then could she look about her, as her sister had done before : then was she again brought to herself, and to a resolution to assert her authority [Not to transfer it, witty presumer !] over the rebel who of late has so ingratefully struggled to throw it off. You seem, child, to have a high notion of the matrimonial duty ; and I'll warrant, like the rest of your sex (one or two, whom I have the honour to know, excepted) that you will go to church to promise what you will never think of afterwards. I have written a longer letter, than ever I designed to write to you, after the insolent treatment and prohibition you have given me : and, now I am commissioned to tell you, that your friends are as weary of confining you, as you are of being confined. And therefore you must prepare yourself to go in a very few days, as you have been told before, to your uncle Antony's ; who, not- withstanding your apprehensions, will draw up his bridge when he pleases ; will see what company he pleases in his own house ; nor will he demolish his chapel to cure you of your foolish late commenced antipathy to a place of divine worship. — The more foolish, as, if we intended to use force, we could have the cere- mony pass in your chamber, as well as any where else. Prejudice against Mr. Solmes has evidently blinded you, and there is a charitable necessity to open your eyes : since no one but you thinks the gentleman so contemptible in his person; nor, for a plain country gentleman, who has too much solid sense to ap- pear like a coxcomb, justly blameable in his manners — And as to his temper, it is necessary you should speak upon fuller knowl- edge, than at present it is plain you can have of him. THE HISTORY OF CLARISSA HARLOWE 253 Upon the whole, it will not be amiss, that you prepare for your speedy removal, as well for the sake of your own conveniency, as to shew your readiness, in one point, at least, to oblige your friends ; one of whom you may, if you please to deserve it, reckon, though hut a brother, James Harlowe. P.S. If you are disposed to see Mr. Solmes, and to make some excuses to him for your past conduct, in order to be able to meet him somewhere else with the less concern to yourself for your freedoms with him ; he shall attend you where you please. If you hsLve a mind to read the settlements, before they are read to you for your signing, they shall be sent you up — Who knows, but they will help you to some fresh objections ? — Your heart is free, you know — It must — For, did you not tell your mother it was ? And will the pious Clarissa fib to her mamma ? I desire no reply. The case requires none. Yet I will ask you, have you, miss, no more proposals to make ? I was so vexed when I came to the end of this letter (the post- script to which, perhaps, might be written after the others had seen the letter) that I took up my pen, with an intent to write to my uncle Harlowe about resuming my own estate, in pursuance of your advice : but my heart failed me when I recollected, that I had not one friend to stand by or support me in my claim ; and that it would but the more incense them, without answering any good end. O that my cousin were but come ! Is it not a sad thing, beloved as I thought myself so lately by every one, that now I have not one person in the world to plead for me, to stand by me, or who would afford me refuge, were I to be under the necessity of seeking for it ! I don't know what to do, not I ! — God forgive me, but I am very impatient ! I wish — but I don't know what to wish, without a sin ! — Yet I wish it would please God to take me to his mercy ! — I can meet with none here — What a world is this ? But it is time to lay down my pen, since my ink runs nothing but gall. 254 SAMUEL RICHARDSON LETTER LXXXIII Miss Clarissa Harlowe to Miss Howe Friday, 4 o'clock. I AM really ill. I was used to make the best of any little acci- dents that befel me, for fear of making my then affectionate friends uneasy : but now I shall make the worst of my indisposi- tion, in hopes to obtain a suspension of the threatened evil of Wednesday next. And if I do obtain it, will postpone my ap- pointment with Mr. Lovelace.^ Betty has told them that I am very much indisposed. But I have no pity from any body. I believe, I am become the object of every one's aversion, and that they would all be glad I were dead. Indeed, I believe it. "What ails the perverse creature?" cries one. — "Is she love- sick?" another. I was in the ivy summer-house, and came out shivering with cold, as if aguishly affected. Betty observed this, and reported it. — "O, no matter ! — Let her shiver on ! — ■ Cold cannot hurt her. Obstinacy will defend her from harm. Perverseness is a bracer to a love-sick girl, and more effectual than the cold bath to make hardy, although the constitution be ever so tender." This said by a cruel brother, and heard said by the dearer friends of one, for whom, but a few months ago, every body was apprehensive at the least blast of wind to which she exposed herself ! Betty, it must be owned, has an admirable memory on these occasions. Nothing of this nature is lost by her repetition : even the very air with which she repeats what she hears said, renders it unnecessary to ask, who spoke this or that severe thing. Friday, 6 o'clock. My aunt, who again stays aU night, has just left me. She came to tell me the result of my friends' deliberations about me. It is this : ^ In a letter to Lovelace she had agreed to try to meet him in the garden, in order to discuss the possibility of his aunts' aSording her protection. THE HISTORY OF CLARISSA HARLOWE 255 Next Wednesday morning they are all to be assembled : to wit, my father, mother, my uncles, herself, and my uncle Hervey ; my brother and sister of course : My good Mrs. Norton ^ is like- wise to be admitted : and Dr. Lewen is to be at hand, to exhort me, it seems, if there be occasion : but my aunt is not certain whether he is to be among them, or to tarry till called in. When this awful court is assembled, the poor prisoner is to be brought in, supported by Mrs. Norton ; who is to be first tutored to instruct me in the duty of a child ; which it seems I have for- gotten. Nor is the success at all doubted, my aunt says : since it is not believed that I can be hardened enough to withstand the expos- tulations of so venerable a judicature, although I have withstood those of several of them separately. And still the less, as she hints at extraordinary condescensions from my father. But what condescensions, from even my father, can induce me to make such a sacrifice as is expected from me ? Yet my spirits will never bear up, I doubt, at such a tribunal — my father presiding in it. Indeed I expected, that my trials would not be at an end till he had admitted me into his awful presence. What is hoped from me, she says, is. That I will cheerfully, on Tuesday night, if not before, sign the articles : and so turn the succeeding day's solemn convention into a day of festivity. I am to have the licence sent me up, however, and once more the settlements, that I may see how much in earnest they are. She further hinted, that my father himself would bring up the settlements for me to sign. O my dear ! what a trial will this be ! — How shall I be able to refuse to my father the writing of my name ? — To my father, from whose presence I have been so long banished ! — He com- manding and entreating, perhaps, in a breath ! — How shall I be able to refuse this to my father ! 1 Mrs. Norton had been Clarissa's nurse. 256 SAMUEL RICHARDSON LETTER LXXXV Miss Clarissa Harlowe to Miss Howe Sat. morn. 8 o'clock, (April 8.) Whether you will blame me or not, I cannot tell, but I have deposited a letter confirming my resolution to leave this house on Monday next. I have not kept a copy of it. But this is the substance : I tell him, "That I have no way to avoid the determined reso- lution of my friends in behalf of Mr. Sohnes, but by abandoning this house by his assistance." I have not pretended to make a merit with him on this score ; for I plainly tell him, "That could I, without an unpardonable sin, die when I would, I would sooner make death my choice, than take a step, which all the world, if not my own heart, will condemn me for taking." I tell him, "That I shall not try to bring any other clothes with me, than those I shall have on ; and those but my common wear- ing-apparel ; lest I should be suspected. That I must expect to be denied the possession of my estate. That, therefore, he will have nothing to hope for from this step, that he had not before: and that in every light I reserve to myself to accept or refuse his address, as his behaviour and circumspection shall appear to me to deserve.'' I tell him, "That I think it best to go into a private lodging, in the neighbourhood of Lady Betty Lawrence ; and not to her ladyship's house ; that he shall instantly leave me, and (as he had promised) not come near me, but by my leave. "That if I find myself in danger of being discovered, and carried back by violence, I will then throw myself directly into the protection either of Lady Betty or Lady Sarah.^ "That I must, however, plainly tell him, that if in this treaty my friends insist upon my resolving against marrying him, I will engage to comply with them; provided they will allow me to prom- ise him, that I will never be the wife of any other man while he re- mains single, or is living: that this is a compliment I am willing ^ Relatives of Lovelace's, known to Clarissa only through his reports. THE HISTORY OF CLARISSA HARLOWE 257 to pay him in return for the trouble and pains he has taken, and the usage he has met with, on my account. O my dear Miss Howe ! — what a sad, sad thing is the neces- sity, forced upon me, for all this preparation and contrivance ! — But it is now too late ! — But how ? — Too late, did I say ? — What a word is that! — what a dreadful thing, were I to repent, to find it to be too late to remedy the apprehended evil ! Saturday, 10 o'clock. Mr. Solme's is here. He is to dine with his new relations, as Betty tells me he already calls them. He would have thrown himself in my way once more : but I hurried up to my prison, in my return from my garden-walk, to avoid him. Let me have your prayers, my dear ; and your approbation, or your censure, of the steps I have taken : for yet it may not be quite too late to revoke the appointment. I am Your most affectionate and faithful, Cl. Harlowe. LETTER LXXXVIII Miss Clarissa Harlowe to Miss Howe Sunday morning, April 9. I resolve then, upon the whole, to stand this one trial of Wednesday next — or, perhaps, I should rather say, of Tuesday evening, if my father hold his purpose, of endeavouring, in person, to make me read or hear read, and then sign, the settlements. — That, that must be the greatest trial of all. If I am compelled to sign them over-night — then (the lord bless me !) must all I dread follow, as of course, on Wednesday. If I can prevail upon them by my prayers [perhaps I shall fall into fits ; for the very first appearance of my father, after having 258 SAMUEL RICHARDSON been so long banished his presence, will greatly affect me — if, I say, I can prevail upon them by my prayers] to lay aside their views ; or to suspend the day, if but for one week ; if 7iot, but for two or three days ; still Wednesday will be a lighter day of trial. They will surely give me time to consider, to argue with myself. This will not be promising. As I have made no effort to get away, they have no reason to suspect me ; so I may have an oppor- tunity, in the last resort, to withdraw. Mrs. Norton is to be with me : she, although she should be chidden for it, will in my extremity plead for me. My aunt Hervey may, in such an ex- tremity, join with her. Perhaps my mother may be brought over. I will kneel to each, one by one, to make a friend. Some of them have been afraid to see me, lest they should be moved in my favour : does not this give me a reasonable hope that I may move them ? My brother's counsel, heretofore given, to turn me out of doors to my evil destiny, may again be repeated, and may prevail. Then shall I be in no worse case than now, as to the displeasure of my friends ; and thus far better, that it will not be my fault that I seek another protection : which even then ought to be my cousin Morden's rather than Mr. Lovelace's, or any other person's. My heart, in short, misgives me less, when I resolve this way, than when I think of the other ; and in so strong and involuntary a bias, the heart is, as I may say, conscience. And well cautions the wise man: "Let the counsel of thine own heart stand; for there is no man more faithful to thee than it : for a man's mind is sometimes wont to tell him more than seven watchmen, that sit above in a high tower." ^ Forgive these indigested self-reasonings. I will close here : and instantly set about a letter of revocation to Mr. Lovelace ; take it as he will. It will only be another trial of temper to him. To me of infinite importance. And has he not promised temper and acquiescence, on the supposition of a change in my mind ? 1 Ecclus. xxxvii. 13, 14. [Author's note.] THE HISTORY OF CLARISSA HARLOWE 259 LETTER LXXXIX Miss Clarissa Harlowe to Miss Howe Sunday morning, (April 9.) Nine o'clock. My cousin Dolly Hervey slid the inclosed letter into my hand, as I passed by her coming out of the garden. Dearest Madam, I HAVE got intelligence from one who pretends to know every thing, that you must be married on Wednesday morning to Mr. Solmes. Perhaps, however, she says this only to vex me ; for it is that saucy creature Betty Barnes. A licence is got as she says : and so far she went as to tell me (bidding me say nothing ; but she knew I would) that Mr. Brand is to marry you ; for Dr. Lewen, I hear, refuses, unless your consent can be obtained ; and they have heard that he does not approve of their proceedings against you. Mr. Brand, I am told, is to have his fortune made by uncle Harlowe and among them. You will know better than I what to make of all these matters ; for sometimes I think Betty tells me things as if I should not tell you, and yet expects that I will.^ For there is great whispering between Miss Harlowe and her ; and I have observed that when their whispering is over, Betty comes and tells me something by way of secret. She and all the world know how much I love you : and so I would have them. It is an honour to me to love a young lady who is, and ever was, an honour to all her family, let them say what they will. But from a more certain authority than Betty's I can assure you (but I must beg of you to burn this letter) that you are to be searched once more for letters, and for pen and ink; for they know you write. Something they pretend to have come at from 1 It is easy for such of the readers as have been attentive to Mr. Lovelace's manner of working, to suppose, from this hint of Miss Hervey's, that he had instructed his double-faced agent to put his sweetheart Betty upon alarming Miss Hervey, in hopes she would alarm her beloved cousin (as we see she does,) in order to keep her steady to her appointment with him. [Author's note.] 26o SAMUEL RICHARDSON one of Mr. Lovelace's servants, which they hope to make some- thing of. I know not for certain what it is. He must be a very vile and wicked man, who would boast of a lady's favour to him, and reveal secrets. But Mr. Lovelace, I dare say, is too much of a gentleman to be guilty of such ingratitude. Then they have a notion, from that false Betty I believe, that you intend to take something to make yourself sick ; and so they will search for phials and powders, and such like. If nothing shall be found that will increase their suspicions, you are to be used more kindly by your papa when you appear before them all than he of late has used you. Yet, sick, or well, alas ! my dear cousin ! you must be married. But your husband is to go home every night without you till you are reconciled to him. And so illness can be no pretence to save you. They are sure you will make a good wife. So would not I, unless I liked my husband. And Mr. Solmes is always telHng them how he will purchase your love by rich presents. — A syco- phant man ! — I wish he and Betty Barnes were to come together, and he would beat her every day. After what I have told you, I need not advise you to secure eyery thing you would not have seen. Once more let me beg that you will burn this letter : and pray, dearest madam, do not take any thing that may prejudice your health : for that will not do. I am Your truly loving cousin, D. H. LETTER XCI Miss Clarissa Harlowe to Miss Howe St. Alban's, Tuesday morn, past one. MY DEAREST FRIEND ! After what I had resolved upon, as by my former, what shall 1 write ? What can I ? With what consciousness, even by letter, do I approach you ? — You will soon hear (if already you have not heard from the mouth of common fame) that your Clarissa Harlowe is gone off with a man ! THE HISTORY OF CLARISSA HARLOWE 261 my dearest friend ! — But I must make the best of it. I hope that will not be very bad ! Yet am I convinced, that I did a rash and inexcusable thing in meeting him ; and all his tender- ness, all his vows, cannot pacify my inward reproaches on that account. Adieu, my dearest friend ! — I beseech you to love me still — but alas ! what will your mother say ? — What will mine ? — 1 cannot at present tell you how, or where, you can direct to me. For very early shall I leave this place ; harassed and fatigued to death. Once more adieu. Pity and pray for Your Cl. Harlowe. LETTER XCII Miss Howe to Miss Clarissa Harlowe Tuesday, g o'clock. I WRITE, because you enjoin me to do so. Love you still ! — How can I help it, if I would ? You may believe how I stand aghast, your letter communicating the first news — good God of heaven and earth ! — But what shall I say ? — I am all impatience for particulars. Let me now repeat my former advice — if you are not married by this time, be sure delay not the ceremony. Since things are as they are, I wish it were thought that you were privately married before you went away. I send what you write for. If there be any thing else you want that is in my power, command without reserve Your ever affectionate Anna Howe. vol. ii. letter iii Mr. Lovelace to John Belford, Esq. Tuesday, Wed. Apr. 11, 12. You claim my promise, that I will be as particular as possible, in all that passes between me and my goddess. 262 SAMUEL RICHARDSON I told thee my reasons for not going in search of a letter of countermand. I was right ; for if I had, I should have found such a one ; and had I received it, she would not have met me. The moment I heard the door unbolt, I was sure of her. But when that was followed with the presence of my charmer, flash- ing upon me all at once in a flood of brightness, sweetly dressed, though all unprepared for a journey, I trod air, and hardly thought myself a mortal. Expect therefore a faint sketch of her admirable person with her dress. Her wax-like flesh (for after all, flesh and blood I think she is) by its delicacy and firmness, answers for the soundness of her health. Thou hast often heard me launch out in praise of her complexion. I never in my life beheld a skin so illustriously fair. The lily and the driven snow it is nonsense to talk of : her lawn and her laces one might indeed compare to those : but what a whited wall would a woman appear to be, who had a complexion which would justify such unnatural comparisons ? But this lady is all glowing, all charming flesh and blood : yet so clear, that every meandering vein is to be seen. Thou hast heard me also describe the wavy ringlets of her shining hair, needing neither art nor powder ; of itself an orna- ment, defying all other ornaments : wantoning in and about a neck that is beautiful beyond description. Her head-dress was a Brussels-lace cap, peculiarly adapted to the charming air and turn of her features. A sky-blue ribband illustrated that. But although the weather was somewhat sharp, she had not on either hat or cloakhood ; for besides that she loves to use herself hardily, she seems to have intended to shew me, that she was determined not to stand to her appoint- ment. O Jack ! that such a sweet girl should be a rogue ! Her gown was a pale primrose-coloured paduasoy : the cufifs and robings curiously embroidered by the fingers of this ever- charming Arachne, in a running pattern of violets and their leaves ; the light in the flowers silver ; gold in the leaves. A pair of diamond snaps in her ears. Her ruflies were the same as her cap. Her apron a flowered THE HISTORY OF CLARISSA HARLOWE 263 lawn. Her coat white satin, quilted : blue satin her shoes, braided with the same colour, without lace ; for what need has the prettiest foot in the world of ornament ? neat buckles in them : and on her charming arms a pair of black velvet glove- like muffs of her own invention ; for she makes and gives fashions as she pleases. — Her hands velvet of themselves, thus uncovered the freer to be grasped by those of her adorer. I have told thee what were my transports, when the undrawn bolt presented to me my long-expected goddess. — Her emotions were more sweetly feminine, after the first moments ; for then the fire of her starry eyes began to sink into a less dazzling lan- guor. She trembled : nor knew she how to support the agita- tions of a heart she had never found so ungovernable. She was even fainting, when I clasped her in my supporting arms. What a precious moment that ! How near, how sweetly near the throbbing partners ! By her dress, I saw, as I observed before, how unprepared she was for a journey ; and not doubting her intention once more to disappoint me, I would have drawn her after me. Then began a contention the most vehement that ever I had with woman. It would pain thy friendly heart to be told the infinite trouble I had with her. I begged, I prayed, on my knees, yet in vain, I begged and prayed her to answer her own appointment : and had I not happily provided for such a struggle, knowing whom I had to deal with, I had certainly failed in my design ; and as certainly would have accompanied her in, without thee and thy brethren : and who knows what might have been the consequence ? But my honest agent answering my signal, though not quite so soon as I expected, in the manner thou knowest I had prescribed, They are coming ! they are coming ! — Fly, fly, my beloved creature, cried I, drawing my sword with a flourish, as if I would have slain half an hundred of the supposed intruders : and, seiz- ing her trembling hands, I drew her after me so swiftly, that my feet, winged by love, could hardly keep pace with her feet, agi- tated by fear. — And so I became her emperor. I'll tell thee all, when I see thee : and thou shalt then judge of my difficulties, and of her perverseness. And thou wilt rejoice 264 SAMUEL RICHARDSON with me at my conquest over such a watchful and open-eyed charmer. But seest thou not now (as I think I do) the wind-outstripping fair one flying from her love to her love ? Is there not such a game ? — Nay, flying from friends she was resolved not to abandon, to the man she was determined not to go off with ? — ■ The sex ! the sex, all over ! — Charming contradiction ! — Hah, hah, hah, hah ! — I must here — I must here, lay down my pen, to hold my sides : for I must have my laugh out now the fit is upon me. LETTER LIX Miss Clarissa Harlowe to Miss Howe Wednesday afternoon, April 26. At length, my dearest Miss Howe, I am in London, and in my new lodgings. They are neatly furnished, and the situation, for the town, is pleasant. But, I think you must not ask me, how I like the old gentle- woman. Yet she seems courteous and obliging. Her kins- women just appeared to welcome me at my alighting. They seem to be genteel young women. But more of their aunt and of them, as I shall see more. Here I was broke in upon by Mr. Lovelace ; introducing the widow leading in a kinswoman of hers to attend me, if I approved of her, till my Hannah should come, or till I had provided myself with some other servant. The widow gave her many good qualities ; but said, that she had one great defect ; which was, that she could not write, nor read writing ; that part of her education having been neglected when she was young. As for her defect, I can easily forgive that. She is very likely and genteel ; too genteel indeed, I think, for a servant. But, what I like least of all in her, she has a strange sly eye. I never saw such an eye — half-confident, I think. But indeed Mrs. THE HISTORY OF CLARISSA HARLOWE 265 Sinclair herself (for that is the widow's name,) has an odd wink- ing eye; and her respectfulness seems too much studied, me- thinks, for the London ease and freedom. But people can't help their looks, you know ; and after all, she is extremely civil and obliging. And as for the young woman, (Dorcas is her name) she will not be long with me. I accepted her : how could I do otherwise ? But upon their leaving me, I told him (who seemed inclinable to begin a con- versation with me) that I desired that this apartment might be considered as my retirement : that when I saw him it might be in the dining-room. He withdrew very respectfully to the door; but there stopt. I see he has no mind to leave me, if he can help it. My approbation of his tender behaviour in the midst of my grief has given him a right, as he seems to think, of addressing me with all the freedom of an approved lover. While we were talking at the door, my new servant came up, with an invitation to us both to tea. I said he might accept of it, if he pleased ; but I desired him to make my excuses below, and inform them of my choice to be retired as much as possible : yet to promise for me my attendance on the widow and her nieces at breakfast in the morning. LETTER XCII Miss Howe to Miss Clarissa Harlowe Thursday, May 18. I HAVE neither time nor patience, my dear friend, to answer every material article in your last letters just now received. Mr. Lovelace's proposals are all I like of him. And yet (as you do) I think that he concludes them not with that warmth and ear- nestness which we might naturally have expected from him. Never in my life did I hear or read of so patient a man, with such a blessing in his reach. He to suggest delay from a compliment to be made to Lord M.^ and to give time for settlements ! He, a part of whose character ^ Lovelace's uncle. 266 SAMUEL RICHARDSON it is, not to know what complaisance to his relations is — I have no patience with him ! Would to heaven to-morrow, without complimenting any body, might be his happy day ! — Villain ! After he had himself sug- gested the compliment ! — And I think he accuses you of delay- ing ! — Fellow, that he is — How my heart is wrung ! — Yet once more, I say I can have no notion that he can or dare to mean you dishonour. But then the man is a fool, my dear — that's all. However, since you are thrown upon a fool, marry the fool, at the first opportunity ; and though I doubt that this man will be the most ungovernable of fools, as all witty and vain fools are, take him as a punishment, since you cannot as a reward : in short, as one given to convince you that there is nothing but imperfection in this life. And what is the result of all I have written, but this ? Either marry, my dear, or get from them all, and from him too. I shall be impatient till I have your next. I am, my dearest friend, Your ever affectionate and faithful Anna Howe. LETTER CV Mr. Lovelace to John Belford, Esq. Monday morning, May 22. No generosity in this lady. None at all. Wouldst thou not have thought, that after I had permitted her to withdraw, primed for mischief as I was, she would meet me next morning early ; and that with a smile ; making me one of her best courtesies ? I was in the dining-room before six, expecting her. She opened not her door. I went up stairs and down ; and hemmed ; and called Will ; called Dorcas ; threw the doors hard to ; but still she opened not her door. Thus till half an hour after eight fooled I away my time ; and then (breakfast ready) I sent Dorcas to request her company. THE HISTORY OF CLARISSA HARLOWE 267 But I was astonished, when (following the wench, as she did at the first invitation) I saw her enter dressed, all but her gloves, and those and her fan in her hand : in the same moment bidding Dorcas direct Will to get a chair to the door. Cruel creature, thought I, to expose me thus to the derision of the women below ! Going abroad, madam ? I am, sir. I looked cursed silly, I am sure. You will breakfast first, I hope, madam ; in a very humble strain ; yet with a hundred tenter-hooks in my heart. Had she given me more notice of her intention, I had perhaps wrought myself up to the frame I was in the day before, and begun my vengeance. And immediately came into my head all the virulence that had been transcribed for me from Miss Howe's letters, and in that letter which I had transcribed myself. Yes, she would drink one dish ; and then laid her gloves and fan in the window, just by. I was perfectly disconcerted. I hemmed, and was going to speak several times ; but I knew not in what key. Who's modest now ! thought I. Who's insolent now ! — How a tyrant of a woman confounds a bashful man ! She was acting Miss Howe, I thought ; and I the spiritless Hickman. At last, I will begin, thought I. She a dish — la dish. Sip, her eyes her own, she ; like an haughty and imperious sovereign, conscious of dignity, every look a favour. Sip, like her vassal, I ; lips and hands trembling, and not knowing that I sipped or tasted. I was — I was — I sip'd — (drawing in my breath and the liquor together, though I scalded my mouth with it) I was in hopes, madam — Dorcas came in just then. — Dorcas, said she, is a chair gone for? D — n'd impertinence, thought I, thus to put me out in my speech ; and I was forced to wait for the servant's answer to the insolent mistress's question. William is gone for one, madam. 268 SAMUEL RICHARDSON This cost me a minute's silence before I could begin again. And then it was with my hopes, and my hopes, and my hopes, that I should have been early admitted to — What weather is it, Dorcas ? said she, as regardless of me as if I had not been present. A little lowering, madam — the sun is gone in — it was very fine half an hour ago. I had no patience. Up I rose. Down went the tea-cup, saucer and all — Confound the weather, the sunshine, and the wench ! — Be gone for a devil, when I am speaking to your lady, and have so little opportunity given me. Up rose the saucy-face, half-frighted ; and snatched from the window her gloves and fan. You must not go, madam ; — Seizing her hand — By my soul you must not — Must not J sir ! — But I must — you can curse your maid in my absence as well as if I were present — except — except — you intend for me what you direct to her. Dearest creature, you must not go — you must not leave me — such determined scorn ! such contempts ! — Questions asked your servant of no meaning but to break in upon me — I cannot bear it ! Detain me not, struggling. I will not be withheld. I like you not, nor your ways. You sought to quarrel with me yester- day, for no reason in the world that I can think of hut because I was too obliging. You are an ingrateful man ; and I hate you with my whole heart, Mr. Lovelace. Do not make me desperate, madam. Permit me to say, that you shall not leave me in this humour. Wherever you go I will attend you. She would have flung from me : I will 7iot be detained, Mr. Lovelace. I will go out. Indeed you must not, madam, in this humour. And I placed myself between her and the door. — ■ And then, fanning, she, threw herself into a chair, her sweet face all crimsoned over with passion. I cast myself at her feet. Begone, Mr. Lovelace, said she, with a rejecting motion, her fan in her hand ; for your own sake THE HISTORY OF CLARISSA HARLOWE 269 leave me ! — My soul is above thee, man ! with both her hands pushing me from her ! — Urge me not to tell thee how sincerely I think my soul above thee ! — Thou hast in mine, a proud, a too proud heart, to contend with ! — Leave me, and leave me for ever ! — Thou hast a proud heart to contend with ! — Her air, her manner, her voice, were bewitchingly noble, though her words were so severe. Let me worship an angel, said I, no woman. Forgive me, dearest creature ! — Creature if you be, forgive me ! — Forgive my inadvertencies ! Forgive my inequalities ! — Pity my in- firmities ! — Who is equal to my Clarissa ? I trembled between admiration and love ; and wrapt my arms about her knees as she sat. She tried to rise at the moment ; but my clasping round her thus ardently, drew her down again ; and never was woman more affrighted. But, free as my clasping emotion might appear to her apprehensive heart, I had not at that instant any thought but what reverence inspired. And till she had actually withdrawn [which I permitted under promise of a speedy return, and on her consent to dismiss the chair] all the motions of my heart were as pure as her own. VOL. III. LETTER XLI Mr. Lovelace to John Belford, Esq. Monday afternoon. Pity me, Jack, for pity's sake ; since, if thou dost not, nobody else will. She began with me like a true woman [she in the fault, / to be blamed] the moment I entered the dining-room ; not the least apology, not the least excuse, for the uproar she had made, and the trouble she had given me. I come, said she, into thy detested presence, because I cannot help it. But why am I to be imprisoned here ? Although to no purpose, I cannot help Dearest madam, interrupted I, give not way to so much vio- lence. You must know, that your detention is entirely owing to the desire I have to make you all the amends that is in my power to make you. And this, as well for your sake as my own. 270 SAMUEL RICHARDSON — Surely there is still one way left to repair the wrongs you have suffered — Canst thou blot out the past week ! Several weeks past, I should say ; ever since I have been with thee ? Canst thou call back time ? — If thou canst — Surely, madam, again interrupting her, if I may be permitted to call you legally mine, I might have but anticip Wretch, that thou art ! Say not another word upon this sub- ject. When thou vowedst, when thou promisedst at Hampstead,^ I had begun to think that I must be thine. If I had consented, at the request of those I thought thy relations, this would have been a principal inducement, that I could then have brought thee, what was most wanted, an unsullied honour in dowry, to a wretch destitute of all honour ; and could have met the congrat- ulations of a family to which thy life has been one continued disgrace, with a consciousness of deserving their gratulations. But "Great and good God of Heaven, said she, give me patience to support myself under the weight of those afflictions, which thou, for wise and good ends, though at present impenetrable by me, hast permitted !" Then, turning towards me, who knew neither what to say to her, nor for myself, I renounce thee for ever, Lovelace ! — Abhorred of my soul ! for ever I renounce thee ! — Seek thy for- tunes wheresoever thou wilt ! — Hinder me not from going whither my mysterious destiny shall lead me. What right have you to stop me, as you lately did ; and to bring me up by force, my hands and arms bruised with your vio- lence ? What right have you to detain me here ? I am cut to the heart, madam, with invectives so violent. I am but too sensible of the wrong I have done you, or I could not hear your reproaches. Yet, if you think yourself in my power, I would caution you, madam, not to make me desperate. For you shall be mine, or my life shall be the forfeit ! Nor is life worth having without you ! 1 Some weeks before the interview described in this letter Clarissa had escaped from the London house and found shelter at Hampstead. Lovelace had pursued her here, and had brought her back to London under false pretenses. THE HISTORY OF CLARISSA HARLOWE 271 Be thine I — I be thine ! — said the passionate beauty. O how lovely in her violence ! Yes, madam, be mine ! — I repeat, you shall be mine ! — My very crime is your glory. My love, my admiration of you is increased by what has passed. I am willing, madam, to court your returning favour : but let me tell you, were the house beset by a thousand armed men, resolved to take you from me, they, should not effect their purpose, while I had life. I never, never will be yours, said she, clasping her hands to- gether, and lifting up her eyes ! — I never will be yours ! We may yet see many happy years, madam. Enjoin but the terms I can make my peace with you upon, and I will instantly comply. Never, never, repeated she, will I be yours ! Only forgive me, my dearest life, this one time ! — Hear me out, I beseech you, madam ; for she was going to speak : the God, whom you serve, requires but repentance and amendment. Imitate him, my dearest love, and bless me with the means of reforming a course of life, that begins to be hateful to me. And let to-morrow's sun witness to our espousals. / cannot judge thee, said she ; but the God to whom thou so boldly referrest, can ; and assure thyself he will. But, if indeed thou art touched for thy ungrateful baseness, and meanest any thing by pleading the holy example thou recommendest to my imitation ; in this thy pretended repentant moment, let me sift thee thoroughly ; and by thy answer I shall judge of the sincer- ity of thy pretended declarations. Let me ask thee next, said she (thou knowest the opinion I have of the women thou broughtest to me at Hampstead ; and who have seduced me hither to my ruin ; let me ask thee) if, really and truly, they were Lady Betty Lawrence and thy cousin Montague ? Astonishing, my dear, that you should suspect them ! — But, knowing your strange opinion of them, what can I say to be believed ? 272 SAMUEL RICHARDSON Dost thou thus evade my question ? Let me know, I repeat, whether those women be really lady Betty Lawrence and thy cousin Montague? Let me, my dearest love, be enabled to-morrow to call you lawfully mine, and we will set out the next day, if you please, for Berkshire, to my Lord M.'s, where they both are at this time ; and you shall convince yourself by your own eyes, and by your own ears ; which you will believe sooner than all I can say or swear. Now, Belford, she pressing me still for a categorical answer, I swore to it [lovers^ oaths, Jack /] that they were really and truly Lady Betty Lawrence and my cousin Montague. She lifted up her hands and eyes — what can I think ! — What can I think ! — You think me a devil, madam ; a very devil ! or you could not, after you have put these questions to me, seem to doubt the truth of answers so solemnly sworn to. And if I do think thee so, have I not cause ? Is there another man in the world who could act by any poor friendless creature as thou hast acted by me, whom thou hast 7nade friendless — and who, before I knew thee, had for a friend every one who knew me ? A horrid dear creature ! — By my soul, she made me shudder ! She had need indeed to talk of her unhappiness in falling into the hands of the only man in the world, who could have used her, as I have used her — she is the only woman in the world, who could have shocked and disturbed me, as she has done. — So we are upon a foot in that respect. And I think I have the worst of it by much : since very Httle has been my joy ; very much my trouble : and her punishment, as she calls it, is over : but when mine will, or what it may he, who can tell ? What a devil ails me ! — I can neither think nor write ! Lie down, pen, for a moment ! THE HISTORY OF CLARISSA HARLOWE 273 LETTER LVI Mr. Lovelace to John Belford, Esq. Friday night, or rather Sat. morn, i o'clock. I AM most confoundedly out of humour. The reason let it follow ; if it will follow — no preparation for it from me. I tried by gentleness and love to soften — what ? — marble. A heart incapable either of love or gentleness. Her past inju- ries for ever in her head. I then wanted to provoke her : like a coward boy, who waits for the first blow before he can persuade himself to fight. She seemed aware of her danger : and would not directly brave my resentment. In this situation ; the women ready to assist ; and, if I pro- ceeded not, as ready to ridicule me ; what had I left me, but to pursue the concerted scheme. If you must have it all, you must ! Now, Belford, see us all sitting in judgment, resolved to punish the fair briberess — I, and the mother, the hitherto dreaded mother, the nieces Sally, Polly, the traiteress Dorcas, and Mabell,^ a guard, as it were, over Dorcas, that she might not run away, and hide herself : all pre-determined, and of necessity pre-determined, from the journey I was going to take, and my precarious situation with her — and hear her unbolt, unlock, unbar the door ; then, as it proved afterwards, put the key into the lock on the outside, lock the door, and put it in her pocket — Will, I knew, below, who would give me notice, if, while we were all above, she should mistake her way, and go down stairs, instead of coming into the dining-room : the street doors also doubly secured, and every shutter to the windows round the house fastened, that no noise or screaming should be heard [such was the brutal preparation !] — And then hear her step towards us, and instantly see her enter among us, confiding in her own innocence ; and with a majesty in her person and manner, that 1 Women in the house where Clarissa was confined. 274 SAMUEL RICHARDSON is natural to her ; but which then shone out in all its glory ; — Every tongue silent, every eye awed, every heart quaking, mine, in a particular manner, sunk throbless, and twice below its usual region, to once at my throat : — a shameful recreant ! — She silent too, looking round her, first on me ; then on the mother, as no longer fearing her ! then on Sally, Polly, and the culprit Dorcas ! — Such the glorious power of innocence exerted at that awful moment ! She would have spoken, but could not, looking down my guilt into confusion. A mouse might have been heard passing over the floor : her own light feet and rustling silks could not have prevented it ; for she seemed to tread air, and to be all soul. She passed backwards and forwards, now towards me, now towards the door several times, before speech could get the better of indignation ; and at last, after twice or thrice hemming to recover her articulate voice — ^"O thou contemptible and abandoned Lovelace ! thinkest thou that I see not through this poor villainous plot of thine, and of these thy wicked accompHces ? "Thou, woman, [looking at the mother] once my terror! always my dislike ; but now my detestation ! shouldst once more (for thine perhaps was the preparation) have provided for me intoxicating potions to rob me of my senses — ''And then, thou wretch, [turning to me] mightest more securely have depended upon such a low contrivance as this ! "And ye, vile women, who perhaps have been the ruin, body and soul, of hundreds of innocents, (you shew me how, in full assembly) know, that I am not married — ruined as I am, by your help, I bless God, I am not married to this miscreant — and I have friends that will demand my honour at your hands ! — And to whose authority I will apply ; for none has this man over me. Look to it then, what further insults you offer me, or incite him to offer me. I am a person, though thus vilely be- trayed, of rank and fortune. I never will be his ; and, to your utter ruin, will find friends to pursue you : and now I have this full proof of your detestable wickedness, and have heard your base incitements, will have no mercy upon you !" They could not laugh at the poor figure I made. Lord ! how every devil, conscience-shaken, trembled ! — THE HISTORY OF CLARISSA HARLOWE 275 What a dejection must ever fall to the lot of guilt, were it given to innocence always thus to exert itself ! — "And as for thee, thou vile Dorcas; thou double deceiver — whining out thy pretended love for me ! — Begone, wretch ! — Nobody will hurt thee ! — Begone, I say ! — Thou hast too well acted thy part to be blamed by any here, but myself — thou art safe : thy guilt is thy security in such a house as this ! — Thy shameful, thy poor part, thou hast as well acted, as the low farce could give thee to act ! — as well as they each of them (thy superiors, though not thy betters) thou seest can act theirs. — Steal away into darkness : no inquiry after this will be made, whose the first advances, thine or mine." And, as I hope to live, the wench, confoundedly frightened, slunk away ; so did her sentinel Mabell ; though I, endeavour- ing to rally, cried out for Dorcas to stay — but I believe the devil could not have stopt her, when an angel bid her begone. Madam, said I, let me tell you ; and was advancing towards her with a fierce aspect, most cursedly vexed, and ashamed too But she turned to me ; " Stop where thou art, O vilest and most abandoned of men ! — Stop where thou art ! — Nor, with that determined face, offer to touch me, if thou wouldst not that I should be a corpse at thy feet !" To my astonishment, she held forth a penknife in her hand, the point to her own bosom, grasping resolutely the whole handle, so that there was no offering to take it from her. "I offer not mischief to any body but myself. You, sir, and ye women, are safe from every violence of mine. The law shall be all my resource : the LAW," and she spoke the word with emphasis, that to such people carries natural terror with it, and now struck a panic into them. No wonder, since those who will damn themselves to procure ease and plenty in this world, will tremble at everything that seems to threaten their methods of obtaining that ease and plenty. — The LAW only shall be my refuge ! — The infamous mother whispered me, that it were better to make terms with this strange lady, and let her go. Sally, notwithstanding all her impudent bravery at other 276 SAMUEL RICHARDSON times, said, // Mr. Lovelace had told them what was not true of her being his wife — And Polly Horton, that she must needs say, the lady, if she were not my wife, had been very much injured ; that was all. That is not now a matter to be disputed, cried I : you and I know, madam "We do, — said she ; and I thank God, I am not thine — once more I thank God for it — I have no doubt of the further base- ness that thou hast intended me, by this vile and low trick : but I have my senses, Lovelace : and from my heart I despise thee, thou very poor Lovelace ! — How canst thou stand in my presence? thou, that" — Madam, madam, madam — these are insults not to be borne — and was approaching her. She withdrew to the door, and set her back against it, hold- ing the pointed knife to her heaving bosom ; while the women held me, beseeching me not to provoke the violent lady — for their house sake, and be curs'd to them, they besought me — • and all three hung upon me — while the truly heroic lady, braved me, at that distance. "Approach me,' Lovelace, with resentment, if thou wilt. I dare die. It is in defence of my honour. God will be merciful to my poor soul ! I expect no mercy from thee ! I have gained this distance, and two steps nearer me, and thou shalt see what I dare do!" — Leave me, women, to myself, and to my angel ; — They re- tired at a distance — O my beloved creature, how you terrify me ! — Holding out my arms, and kneeling on one knee — Not a step, not a step further, except to receive my death at that injured hand which is thus held up against a Hfe far dearer to me than my own ! I am a villain ! the blackest of villains — Say you will sheath your knife in the injurer's, not the injured's heart, and then I will indeed approach you, but not else. The mother twang'd her d — n'd nose ; and Sally and Polly pulled out their handkerchiefs, and turned from us. They never in their lives, they told me afterwards, beheld such a scene ■ Innocence so triumphant: villainy so debased, they must mean THE HISTORY OF CLARISSA HARLOWE 277 Unawares to myself, I had moved onward to my angel ; — • "And dost thou, dost thou, still disclaiming, still advancing — • dost thou, dost thou, still insidiously move towards me?" [and her hand was extended] ''I dare — I dare — not rashly neither — ■ my heart from principle abhors the act, which thou makest necessary! — ■ God in thy mercy ; [lifting up her eyes and hands] God, in thy mercy ! — " I threw myself to the further end of the room. An ejacula- tion, a silent ejaculation employing her thoughts that moment ! Polly says the whites of her lovely eyes were only visible : and, in the instant that she extended her hand, assuredly to strike the fatal blow [how the very recital terrifies me !] she cast her eye towards me, and saw me, at the utmost distance the room would allow, and heard my broken voice — my voice was utterly broken ; nor knew I what I said, or whether to the purpose or not — and her charming cheeks, that were all in a glow before, turned pale, as if terrified at her own purpose ; and, lifting up her eyes — "Thank God ! — Thank God ! said the angel — delivered for the present; for the present delivered — • from myself — keep, sir, keep that distance," [looking down towards me, who was prostrate on the floor, my heart pierced, as with a hundred daggers:] "that distance has saved a Hf e : to what reserved, the Almighty only knows !" — To be happy, madam ; and to make happy ! — And O let me but hope for your favour for to-morrow — I will put off my journey till then — and may God — Swear not, sir ! — with an awful and piercing aspect — you have too, too often sworn ! — God's eye is upon us ! — His more immediate eye ; and looked wildly. — But the women looked up to the ceiling, as if afraid of God's eye, and trembled. And well they might ; and / too, who so very lately had each of us the devil in our hearts. If not to-morrow, madam, say but next Thursday, your uncle's birth-day, say but next Thursday ! "This I say, of this you may assure yourself, I never, never will be yours. — And let me hope, that I may be entitled to the performance of your promise, to be permitted to leave this innocent house, as one called it (but long have my ears been 278 SAMUEL RICHARDSON accustomed to such inversions of words) as soon as the day breaks." Did my perdition depend upon it, that you cannot, madam, but upon terms. And I hope you will not terrify me — still dreading the accursed knife. "Nothing less than an attempt upon my honour shall make me desperate. I have no view but to defend my honour : with such a view only I entered into treaty with your infamous agent below. The resolution you have seen, I trust, God will give me again, upon the same occasion. But for a less, I wish not for it. — Only take notice, women, that I am no wife of this man: basely as he has used me, I am not his wife. He has no authority over me. If he go away by and by, and you act by his authority to detain me, look to it. Then, taking one of the lights, she turned from us ; and away she went unmolested. — Not a soul was able to molest her. Mabell saw her, tremblingly, and in a hurry, take the key of her chamber-door out of her pocket, and unlock it ; and, as soon as she entered, heard her double-lock, bar, and bolt it. This, this Belford, was the hand I made of a contrivance from which I expected so much ! — And now I am ten times worse off than before. LETTER CV Mr. Lovelace to John Belford, Esq. M. Hall, Sat. night, July 15. All undone, undone by Jupiter ! — Zounds, Jack, what shall I do now ! A curse upon all my plots and contrivances ! The moment thou receivest this, I bespeak thy assistance. This messenger rides for hfe and death — This cursed, cursed woman, ^ on Friday dispatched man and horse with the joyful news that she had found out my angel ; ^ 1 Mrs. Sinclair, in whose keeping Clarissa had been since she came to London. ^ Clarissa had escaped a second time, and had taken lodgings with a Mrs. Smith, in Covent Garden. THE HISTORY OF CLARISSA HARLOWE 279 and on Friday morning, after she had been at prayers at Covent Garden church — praying for my reformation perhaps — got her arrested by two sheriff's officers, as she was returning to her lodgings, who (villains !) put her into a chair they had in readi- ness, and carried her to one of the cursed fellow's houses. She has arrested her for 150/. pretendedly due for board and lodging. And here, has the dear creature lain already two days. Hasten,' hasten, dear Jack, to the injured charmer ! — she deserved not this ! Set her free the moment you see her : — On your knees, for me, beg her pardon : — only let her permit you to receive her commands. Let her have all her clothes and effects sent her instantly, as a small proof of my sincerity. And force upon the dear creature, who must be moneyless, what sums you can get her to take. A line ! a line ! a kingdom for a line ! with tolerable news, the first moment thou canst write ! — This fellow waits to bring it. LETTER CIX Mr. Belford to Robert Lovelace, Esq. Monday, Jiily 17. About six this morning I went to Rowland's.^ Mrs. Sinclair was to follow me, in order to dismiss the action ; but not to come in sight. Rowland, upon inquiry, told me that the lady was extremely ill ; and that she had desired, that no one but his wife or maid should come near her. I said, I must see her. His wife went up : but returned presently, saying, she could not get her to speak to her ; yet that her eyelids moved. Oons, woman, said I, the lady may be in a fit : the lady may be dying — let me go up. Shew me the way. A horrid hole of a house, in an alley they call a court ; stairs wretchedly narrow, even to the first floor rooms : and into a 1 Where Clarissa was Imprisoned for debt. 28o SAMUEL RICHARDSON den they led me, with broken walls, which had been papered, as I saw by a multitude of tacks, and some torn bits held on by the rusty heads. The floor indeed was clean, but the ceiHng was smoked with variety of figures, and initials of names, that had been the woe- ful employment of wretches who had no other way to amuse themselves. A bed at one corner, with coarse curtains tacked up at the feet to the ceiling ; because the curtain-rings were broken off ; but a coverlid upon it with a cleanish look, though plaguily in tat- ters, and the corners tied up in tassels, that the rents in it might go no further. The windows dark and double-barred, the tops boarded up to save mending ; and only a little four-paned eyelet-hole of a casement to let in the air ; more, however, coming in at broken panes, than could come in at that. Four old Turkey-worked chairs, bursten-bottomed, the stuf- fing staring out. An old, tottering, worm-eaten table, that had more nails bestowed in mending it to make it stand, than the table cost fifty years ago, when new. On the mantle-piece was an iron shove-up candlestick, with a lighted candle in it, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, four of them, I suppose, for a penny. Near that, on the same shelf, was an old looking glass, cracked through the middle, breaking out into a thousand points ; the crack given it, perhaps, in a rage, by some poor creature, to whom it gave the representation of his heart's woes in his face. The chimney had two half tiles in it on one side, and one whole one on the other ; which shewed it had been in better plight ; but now the very mortar had followed the rest of the tiles in every other place, and left the bricks bare. An old half -barred stove-grate was in the chimney ; and in that a large stone bottle without a neck, filled with baleful yew, as an evergreen, withered southern-wood, dead sweet-briar, and sprigs of rue in flower. To finish the shocking description, in a dark nook stood an old broken-bottomed cane couch, without a squab, or coverlid, THE HISTORY OF CLARISSA HARLOWE 281 sunk at one corner, and unmortised by the failing of one of its worm-eaten legs, which lay in two pieces under the wretched piece of furniture it could no longer support. And this, thou horrid Lovelace, was the bedchamber of the divine Clarissa ! ! ! I had leisure to cast my eye on these things : for, going up softly, the poor lady turned not about at our entrance ; nor, till I spoke, moved her head. She was kneeUng in a corner of the room, near the dismal window, against the table, on an old bolster (as it seemed to be) of the cane couch, half-covered with her handkerchief ; her back to the door ; which was only shut to, [no need of fasten- ings !] her arms crossed upon the table, the fore-finger of her right hand in her Bible. She had perhaps been reading in it, and could read no longer. Paper, pens, ink, lay by her book on the table. Her dress was white lustring, exceeding neat. When I surveyed the room around, and the kneeling lady, sunk with majesty too in her white flowing robes, (for she had not on a hoop) spreading the dark, though not dirty, floor, and illuminating that horrid corner, something rose in my throat, I know not what. Con — Con — confound you both, said I, to the man and woman, is this an apartment for such a lady ? Sir, we would have had the lady to accept of our own bed- chamber : but she refused it. We are poor people — and we expect nobody will stay with us longer than they can help it. Up then raised the charming sufferer her lovely face; but with such a significance of woe overspreading it, that I could not, for the soul of me, help being visibly affected. I dare not approach you, dearest lady, without your leave : but on my knees I beseech you to permit me to release you from this d — n'd house, and out of the power of the accursed woman, who was the occasion of your being here ! She Hfted up her sweet face once more, and beheld me on my knees. Are you not — are you not Mr. Belford, sir ! I think your name is Belford ? 282 SAMUEL RICHARDSON It is, madam, and I ever was a worshipper of your virtues, and an advocate for you ; and I come to release you from the hands you are in. This moment, dearest lady, this very moment, if you please, you may depart. You are absolutely free, and your own mis- tress. I had now as lieve die here in this place, as any where. I will owe no obligation to any friend of him in whose company you have seen me. So, pray, sir, withdraw. I sent up again, by Rowland's wife, when I heard that the lady was recovered, beseeching her to quit that devilish place ; and the woman assured her, that she was at full liberty to do so ; for that the action was dismissed. Being told, that she desired not to be disturbed, I took this opportunity to go to her lodgings in Covent Garden. The man's name is Smith, a dealer in gloves, and petty mer- chandise. Honest people, it seems. I talked with the man, and told him what had befallen the lady ; owing, as I said, to a mistake of orders ; and gave her the character she deserved. He told me, that a letter was left for her there on Saturday ; and, about half an hour before I came, another, superscribed by the same hand ; the first, by the post ; the other, by a country- man. I thought it right to take the two letters back with me ; and dismissing my coach, took a chair, as a more proper vehicle for the lady, if I (the friend of her destroyer) could prevail upon her to leave Rowland's. She gave the maid something ; probably the only half-guinea she had : and then with difficulty, her hmbs trembhng under her, and supported by Mrs. Rowland, got down stairs. I offered my arm : she was pleased to lean upon it. I ordered my servant (whose mourning made him less observ- able as such, and who had not been in the lady's eye) to keep the chair in view ; and to bring me word how she did when set down. The fellow had the thought to step to the shop, just THE HISTORY OF CLARISSA HARLOWE 283 before the chair entered it, under the pretence of buying snuff ; and so enabled himself to give me an account, that she was received with great joy by the good woman of the house ; who told her, she was but just come in : and was preparing to attend her in High Holborn. — - O Mrs. Smith, said she, as soon as she saw her, did you not think I was run away ? — ■ You don't know what I have suffered since I saw you. I have been in a prison ! — Arrested for debts I owe not ! — But, thank God, I am here ! Will you let Catharine assist me to bed ? — I have not had my clothes off since Thursday night. What she further said, the fellow heard not, she leaning upon the maid, and going up stairs. LETTER CXVIII Miss Clarissa Harlowe to Miss Howe Thursday afternoon. You pain me, my dearest Miss Howe, by the ardour of your noble friendship. I will be very brief, because I am not well. But beforehand, I must tell you, my dear, I will not have that man — don't be angry with me. — But indeed I won't. So let him be asked no questions about me, I beseech you. I do not despond, my dear. I am no prisoner now in a vile house. I am not now in the power of that man's devices. I am not now obliged to hide myself in corners for fear of him. One of his intimate compan- ions is become my warm friend, and engages to keep him from me, and that by his own consent. I am among honest people. I have all my clothes and effects restored to me. The wretch himself bears testimony to my honour. Indeed I am very weak and ill : but I have an excellent phy- sician, Dr. H. and as worthy an apothecary, Mr. Goddard — their treatment of me, my dear, is perfectly paternal! — My mind too, I can find begins to strengthen : and methinks, at times, I find myself superior to my calamities. I shall have sinkings sometimes. I must expect such. And my father's maledict — But you will chide me for introducing that, now I am enumerating my comforts. 284 SAMUEL RICHARDSON But I charge you, my dear, that you do not suffer my calam- ities to sit too heavy upon your own mind. If you do, that will be to newpoint some of those arrows that have been blunted, and lost their sharpness. You will think very meanly of your Clarissa, if you do not believe, that the greatest pleasure she can receive in this life, is in your prosperity and welfare. Think not of me, my only friend, but as we were in times past : and suppose me gone a great, great way off ; — a long journey ! — Love me still, however. But let it be with a weaning love. I am not what I was, when we were inseparable lovers, as I may say — our views must now be different. And so, my dearest love, for the present adieu ! — Adieu, my dearest love ; — but I shall soon write again, I hope ! VOL. IV. LETTER LXXXIX Mr. Belford to Robert Lovelace, Esq. Thursday night, Aug. 31. When I concluded my last, I hoped, that my next attendance upon this surprising lady would furnish me with some particu- lars as agreeable as now could be hoped for from the declining way she is in, by reason of the welcome letter she had received from her cousin Morden. But it proved quite otherwise to me, though, not to herself, for I think I never was more shocked in my life than on the occasion I shall mention presently. When I attended her about seven in the evening, she told me that she found herself in a very petulant way, after I had left her. Strange, said she, that the pleasure I received from my cousin's letter should have such an effect upon me? But I could not help giving way to a comparative humour, as I may call it, and to think it very hard, that my nearer relations did not take the methods which my cousin Morden kindly took, by inquiring into my merit or demerit, and giving my cause a fair audit, before they proceeded to condemnation. She had hardly said this, when she started, and a blush over- spread her sweet face, on hearing, as I also did, a sort of lumber- THE HISTORY OF CLARISSA HARLOWE 285 ing noise upon the stairs, as if a large trunk were bringing up between two people : and looking upon me with an eye of con- cern, Blunderers ! said she, they have brought in something two hours before the time. — Don't be surprised, sir — it is all to save you trouble. Before I could speak, in came Mrs. Smith : O madam, said she, what have you done ? — Mrs. Lovick,^ entering, made the same exclamation. Lord have mercy upon me, madam ! cried I, what have you done ? — For, she stepping at the instant to the door, the women told me it was a coffin. — O Lovelace! that thou hadst been there at the moment ! — Thou, the causer of all these shocking scenes ! Surely thou couldst not have been less affected than I, who have no guilt, as to her, to answer for. With an intrepidity of a piece with the preparation, having directed them to carry it into her bed-chamber, she returned to us : they were not to have brought it in till after dark, said she — Pray, excuse me, Mr. Belford : and don't you, Mrs. Lovick, be concerned : nor you, Mrs. Smith — why should you ? There is nothing more in it, than the unusualness of the thing. Why may we not be as reasonably shocked at going to the church where are the monuments of our ancestors, with whose dust we even hope our dust shall be one day mingled, as to be moved at such a sight as this ? We all remaining silent, the women having their aprons at their eyes. Why this concern for nothing at all ? said she : if I am to be blamed for any thing, it is for shewing too much solici- tude, as it may be thought, for this earthly part. I love to do every thing for myself that I can do. I ever did. Every other material point is so far done, and taken care of, that I have had leisure for things of lesser moment. Minutenesses may be observed where greater articles are not neglected for them. I might have had this to order, perhaps, when less fit to order it. I have no mother, no sister, no Mrs. Norton, no Miss Howe, near me. Some of you must have seen this in a few days, if not now ; perhaps have had the friendly trouble of directing it. And what is the difference of a few days to you, when / am gratified, rather than discomposed by it? I shall not die the ^ A lodger at Mrs. Smith's. 286 SAMUEL RICHARDSON sooner for such a preparation. Should not every body that has any thing to bequeath make their will ? And who, that makes a will, should be afraid of a coffin ? — My dear friends (to the women), I have considered these things; do not, with such an object before you as you have had in me for weeks, give me reason to think you have not. How reasonable was all this ! — It shewed, indeed, that she herself had well considered it. But yet we could not help being shocked at the thoughts of the cofhn thus brought in; the lovely person before our eyes, who is in all likehhood so soon to fill it. We were all silent still, the women in grief, I in a manner stunned. She would not ask me, she said ; but would be glad, since it had thus earlier than she had intended been brought in, that her two good friends would walk in and look upon it. They would be less shocked when it was made more famihar to their eye : don't you lead back, said she, a starting steed to the object he is apt to start at, in order to famiharize him to it, and cure his starting ? The same reason will hold in this case. Come, my good friends, I will lead you in. I took my leave ; teUing her she had done wrong, very wrong ; and ought not, by any means, to have such an object before her. The women followed her in. — 'Tis a strange sex ! nothing is too shocking for them to look upon, or see acted, that has but novelty and curiosity in it. Down I hastened ; got a chair ; and was carried home, ex- tremely shocked and discomposed : yet weighing the lady's arguments, I know not why I was so affected — except, as she said, at the unusualness of the thing. While I waited for a chair, Mrs. Smith came down, and told me, that there were devices and inscriptions upon the lid. Lord bless me ! is a coffin a proper subject to display fancy upon ? — But these great minds cannot avoid doing extraordinary things ! THE HISTORY OF CLARISSA HARLOWE 287 LETTER CII Mr. Lovelace to John Belford, Esq. Uxbridge, Tuesd. morn, between 4 and 5. And can it be, that this admirable creature will so soon leave this cursed world ! For cursed I shall think it, and more cursed myself, when she is gone. O, Jack ! thou who canst sit so cool, and, like Addison's angel, direct, and even enjoy, the storm, that tears up my happiness by the roots ; blame me not for my impatience, however unreasonable ! If thou knewest, that already I feel the torments of the damned, in the remorse that wrings my heart, on looking back upon my past actions by her, thou wouldst not be the devil thou art, to halloo on a worrying conscience, which, without thy merciless aggravations, is alto- gether intolerable. I know not what I write, nor what I would write. Forbidden to attend the dear creature, yet longing to see her, I would give the world to be admitted once more to her beloved presence. I ride towards London three or four times a day, resolving, pro and con, twenty times in two or three miles ; and at last ride back; and, in view of Uxbridge, loathing even the kind friend, and hospitable house, turn my horse's head again towards the town, and resolve to gratify my humour, let her take it as she will ; but, at the very entrance of it, after infinite canvassings, once more alter my mind, dreading to offend and shock her, lest, by that means, I should curtail a life so precious. Woe be to either of the wretches who shall bring me the fatal news that she is no more ! For it is but too likely that a shriek- owl so hated will never whoot or scream again. But, surely, she will not, she cannot yet die ! Such a match- less excellence. But, once more — should the worst happen — say not what that worst is — and I am gone from this hated island — gone forever — and may eternal — but I am crazed already — and will therefore conclude myself, Thine more than mine own, (And no great compliment neither,) R. L. 288 SAMUEL RICHARDSON LETTER CXIII Mr. Belford [to Robert Lovelace, Esq. Tuesday, Sept. s, at Mr. Smith's.] Eight in the Evening. I HAD but just time, in my former, to tell you, that Col. Morden was arrived. He was on horseback, attended by tw(^ servants, and alighted at the door, just as the clock struck five. Mrs. Smith was then below in the back shop, weeping, her husband with her, who was as much affected as she; Mrs. Lovick having left them a little before, in tears Hkewise ; for they had been bemoaning one another ; joining in opinion that the admirable lady would not live the night over. She had told them, it was her opinion too, from some numbnesses which she called the forerunners of death, and from an increased inclination to doze. The colonel, as Mrs. Smith told me afterwards, asked with great impatience, the moment he aHghted, How Miss Harlowe was ? She answered, Ahve ; but, she feared, drawing on apace. Good God ! said he, with his hands and eyes lifted up. Can I see her ? My name is Morden. I have the honour to be nearly related to her. Step up, pray ; and let her know [she is sensible, I hope] that I am here. Who is with her ? Nobody but her nurse, and Mrs. Lovick, a widow gentle- woman, who is as careful of her, as if she were her mother. And more careful too, interrupted he, or she is not careful at all Except a gentleman be A^ith her, one Mr. Belford, continued Mrs. Smith, who has been the best friend she has had. If Mr. Belford be with her, surely I may — but pray step up, and let Mr. Belford know, that I shall take it for a favour to speak with him first. Mrs. Smith came up to me in my new apartment. I had but just dispatched your servant, and was asking her nurse, if I might again be admitted ? Who answered, that she was dozing in the elbow-chair, having refused to lie down, saying, she should soon, she hoped, lie down for good. THE HISTORY OF CLARISSA HARLOWE 289 The colonel, who is really a fine gentleman, received me with great pohteness. Mrs. Smith, at his request, stept up, and brought us down word, that Mrs. Lovick and her nurse were with her ; and that she was in so sound a sleep, leaning upon the former in her elbow- chair, that she neither heard her enter the room, nor go out. The colonel begged, if not improper, that he might see her, though sleeping. She believed he might, she answered ; for her chair's back was towards the door. Mrs. Smith, stepping up before us, bid Mrs. Lovick and nurse not to stir, when we entered : and then we went up softly together. We beheld the lady, in a charming attitude. Dressed, as I told you before, in her virgin white, she was sitting in her elbow- chair, Mrs. Lovick close by her in another chair, with her left arm round her neck, supporting it, as it were ; for, it seems, the lady had bid her do so, saying. She had been a mother to her, and she would deHght herself in thinking she was in her mamma's arms ; for she found herself drowsy ; perhaps, she said, for the last time she should ever be so. One faded cheek rested upon the good woman's bosom, the kindly warmth of which had overspread it with a faint, but charming flush ; the other paler, and hollow, as if already iced over by death. Her hands white as the hly, with her meandering veins more transparently blue than ever I had seen even hers, (veins so soon, alas ! to be choaked up by the congealment of that purple stream, which already so languidly creeps, rather than flows through them !) her hands hanging lifelessly, one before her, the other grasped by the right hand of the kind widow, whose tears bedewed the sweet face which her motherly bosom supported, though unfelt by the fair sleeper ; and either insen- sibly to the good woman, or what she would not disturb her to wipe off, or to change her posture : her aspect was sweetly calm and serene : and though she started now-and-then, yet her sleep seemed easy ; her breath indeed short and quick ; but tolerably free, and not Uke that of a dying person. 290 SAMUEL RICHARDSON In this heart-moving attitude she appeared to us when we approached her, and came to have her lovely face before us. The colonel, sighing often, gazed upon her with his arms folded, and with the most profound and affectionate attention ; till at last, on her starting, and fetching her breath with greater difficulty than before, he retired to a screen, that was drawn before her house, as she calls it, which, as I have heretofore observed, stands under one of the windows. Retiring thither, he drew out his handkerchief, and, over- whelmed with grief, seemed unable to speak : but, on casting his eye behind the screen, he soon broke silence ; for, struck with the shape of the coffin, he lifted up a purplish-coloured cloth that was spread over it, and, starting back, Good God ! said he, what's here ! ******* The lady fetched a profound sigh, and, starting, it broke off our talk ; and the colonel then withdrew farther behind the screen, that his sudden appearance might not surprise her. Where am I ? said she. How drowsy I am ! How long have I dozed? Don't go, sir (for I was retiring). I am very stupid, and shall be more and more so, I suppose. If, madam, your cousin Morden should come, you would be glad to see him, I presume ? ^ I am too weak to wish to see my cousin now. It would but discompose me, and him too. Yet, if he come while I can see, I will see him, were it but to thank him for former favours, and for his present kind intentions to me. But if he come, what shall I do about the screen ? The colonel (who heard all this) sent in his name; and I, pretending to go down to him, introduced the afflicted gentleman ; she having first ordered the screen to be put as close to the win- dow as possible, that he might not see that was behind it ; while he, having heard what she had said about it, was determined to take no notice of it. He folded the angel in his arms as she sat, dropping down on 1 Spoken by Belford. THE HISTORY OF CLARISSA HARLOWE 291 one knee ; for, supporting herself upon the two elbows of the chair, she attempted to rise, but could not. Excuse, my dear cousin, said she, excuse me, that I cannot stand up — I did not expect this favour now. But I am glad of this opportunity to thank you for all your generous goodness to me. I never, my best beloved and dearest cousin, said he (with eyes running over) shall forgive myself, that I did not attend you sooner. Little did I think you were so ill ; nor do any of your friends believe it. If they did — If they did, repeated she, interrupting him, I should have had more compassion from them. I am sure I should. But pray, sir, how did you leave them ? Are you reconciled to them ? If you are not, I beg, if you love your poor Clarissa, that you will : for every widened difference augments but my fault : since that is the foundation of all. LETTER CXX Mr. Belford to Robert Lovelace, Esq. Thursday night. I MAY as well try to write ; since, were I to go to bed, I shall not sleep. I never had such a weight of grief upon my mind in my life, as upon the demise of this admirable woman, whose soul is now rejoicing in the regions of hght. You may be glad to know the particulars of her happy exit. I will try to proceed ; for all is hush and still ; the family retired : but not one of them, and least of all her poor cousin, I dare say, to rest. At four o'clock, as I mentioned in my last, I was sent for down : and, as thou usedst to like my descriptions, I will give thee the woeful scene that presented itself to me, as I approached the bed. The colonel was the first that took my attention, kneeling on the side of the bed, the lady's right hand in both his with his face covered, bathing it with his tears ; although she had been com- forting him, as the women since told me, in elevated strains, but broken accents. On the other side of the bed sat the good widow ; her face over- whelmed with tears, leaning her head against the bed's head in a 292 SAMUEL RICHARDSON most disconsolate manner ; and turning her face to me as soon as she saw me, 0, Mr. Belford, cried she, with folded hands — The dear lady — A heavy sob permitted her not to say more. Mrs. Smith, with clasped fingers, and uplifted eyes, as if im- ploring help from the only power which could give it, was kneeling down by the bed's feet, tears in large drops trickling down her cheeks. Her nurse was kneeling between the widow and Mrs. Smith, her arms extended. In one hand she held an ineffectual cordial, which she had just been offering to her dying mistress ; her face was swoln with weeping (though used to such scenes as this) ; and she turned her eyes towards me, as if she called upon me, by them, to join in the helpless sorrow, a fresh stream bursting from them as I approached the bed. The maid of the house with her face upon her folded arms, as she stood leaning against the wainscot, more audibly exprest her grief than any of the others. The lady had been silent a few minutes, and speechless as they thought, moving her lips without uttering a word ; one hand, as I said, in her cousin's. But when Mrs. Lovick on my approach pronounced my name, O ! Mr. Belford, said she, with a faint inward voice, but very distinct nevertheless — Now ! — Now ! [in broken periods she spoke] — I bless God for his mercies to his poor creature — will all soon be over — a few — a very few moments — will end this strife — and I shall be happy. Comfort here, sir — turning her head to the colonel — comfort my cousin — see ! the blame — able kindness — he would not wish me to be happy — so soon ! Here she stopt, for two or three minutes, earnestly looking upon him : then resuming, My dearest cousin, said she, be comforted — what is dying but the common lot ? — The mortal frame may seem to labour — but that is all ! — It is not so hard to die, as I believed it to be ! — The preparation is the difficulty — I bless God, I have had time for that — the rest is worse to beholders, than to me ! — I am all blessed hope — hope itself. She looked what she said, a sweet smile beaming over her countenance. After a short silence, Once more, my dear cousin, said she, but still in broken accents, commend me most dutifully to my father THE HISTORY OF CLARISSA HARLOWE 293 and mother — there she stopt. And then proceeding — To my sister, to my brother, to my uncles — and tell them, I bless them with my parting breath — for all their goodness to me — even for their displeasure — I bless them — most happy has been to me my punishment here I Happy indeed ! She was silent for a few moments, lifting up her eyes, and the hand her cousin held not between his. Then, O death ! said she, where is thy sting ! [The words I remember to have heard in the burial service read over my uncle and poor Belton]. And after a pause — It is good for me that I was afflicted ! Words of Scripture I suppose. Then turning towards us, who were lost in speechless sorrow — O dear, dear gentlemen, said she, you know not v^h^it foretastes — - what assurances — and there she again stopped, and looked up, as if in a thankful rapture, sweetly smiling. Then turning her head towards me — Do you, sir, tell your friend, that I forgive him ! And I pray to God to forgive him ! — Again pausing, and hfting up her eyes, as if praying that he would. Let him know how happily I die ! — And that such as my own, I wish to be his last hour. She was again silent for a few moments : and then resuming — My sight fails me ! — Your voices only — [for we both applauded her Christian, her divine frame, though in accents as broken as her own] : and the voice of grief is alike in all. Is not this Mr. Morden's hand ? pressing one of his with that he had just let go. Which is Mr. Belford's ? holding out the other. I gave her mine. God Almighty bless you both, said she, and make you both — in your last hour — for you must come to this — happy as I am. She paused again, her breath growing shorter ; and, after a few minutes, And now, my dearest cousin, give me your hand — ■ nearer — still nearer — drawing it towards her ; and she pressed it with her dying lips — God protect you, dear, dear sir — and once more receive my best and most grateful thanks — and tell my dear Miss Howe — and vouchsafe to see and to tell my worthy Norton — she will be one day, I fear not, though now lowly in her fortunes, a saint in heaven — tell them both, that I remember them with thankful blessings in my last moments ! — And pray God to give them happiness here for many, many years. 294 SAMUEL RICHARDSON for the sake of their friends and lovers ; and an heavenly crown hereafter ; and such assurances of it, as I have, through the all- satisfying merits of my blessed Redeemer. Her sweet voice and broken periods, methinks, still fill my ears, and never will be out of my memory. After a short silence, in a more broken and faint accent — And you, Mr. Belford, pressing my hand, may God preserve you, and make you sensible of all your errors — you see, in me, how all ends — may you be — and down sunk her head upon her pillow, she fainting away, and drawing from us her hands. We thought she was then gone ; and each gave way to a violent burst of grief. But soon shewing signs of returning life, our attention was again engaged ; and I besought her, when a little recovered, to complete in my favour her half-pronounced blessing. She waved her hand to us both, and bowed her head six several times, as we have since recollected, as if distinguishing every person present ; not forgetting the nurse and the maid-servant ; the latter having approached the bed, weeping, as if crouding in for the divine lady's last blessing ; and she spoke faltering and inwardly — Bless — bless — bless — you all — and — now — and now — [holding up her almost lifeless hands for the last time] Come — O come — blessed Lord — - Jesus ! And with these words, the last but half-pronounced, expired : — such a smile, such a charming serenity overspreading her sweet face at the instant, as seemed to manifest her eternal happiness already begun. O Lovelace ! — But I can write no more ! LETTER CXXXIX Colonel Morden to John Belford, Esq. Sunday night, Sept. lo. Dear Sir, According to my promise, I send you an account of matters here. Poor Mrs. Norton was so very ill upon the road, that slowly as the hearse moved, and the chariot followed, I was afraid we should not have got her to St. Alban's. THE HISTORY OF CLARISSA HARLOWE 295 When we were within five miles of Harlowe Place, I put on a hand-gallop. I ordered the hearse to proceed more slowly still, the cross-road we were in being rough ; and having more time before us than I wanted ; for I wished not the hearse to be in till near dusk. I got to Harlowe Place about four o'clock. You may beHeve I found a mournful house. You desire me to be very minute. At my entrance into the court, they were all in motion. Every servant whom I saw had swelled eyes, and looked with so much concern, that at first I apprehended some new disaster had happened in the family. Mr. John and Mr. Antony Harlowe, and Mrs. Hervey, were there. They all helped on one another's grief, as they had before done each other's hardness of heart. My cousin James met me at the entrance of the hall. His countenance expressed a fixed concern ; and he desired me to excuse his behaviour the last time I was there. My cousin Arabella came to me full of tears and grief. cousin ! said she, hanging upon my arm, I dare not ask you any questions ! — About the approach of the hearse, I suppose she meant. 1 myself was full of grief ; and without going farther or speaking, sat down in the hall in the first chair. The brother sat down on one hand of me, the sister on the other. Both were silent. The latter in tears. Mr. Antony Harlowe came to me soon after. His face was overspread with all the appearance of woe. He requested me to walk into the parlour ; where, as he said, were all his fellow mourners. I attended him in. My cousins James and Arabella followed me. A perfect concert of grief, as I may say, broke out the moment I entered the parlour. My cousin Harlowe, the dear creature's father, as soon as he saw me, said, O cousin, cousin, of all our family, you are the only one who have nothing to reproach yourself with ! — You are a happy man ! The poor mother, bowing her head to me in speechless grief, sat with her handkerchief held to her eyes, with one hand. The 296 SAMUEL RICHARDSON other hand was held by her sister Hervey, between both hers ; Mrs. Hervey weeping upon it. Near the window sat Mr. John Harlowe, his face and his body turned from the sorrowing company ; his eyes red and swelled. My cousin Antony, at his re-entering the parlour, went to- wards Mrs. Harlowe — Don't — dear sister ! said he. — Then towards my cousin Harlowe — Don't — dear brother ! — Don't thus give way — and without being able to say another word, went to a corner of the parlour, and wanting himself the comfort he would fain have given, sunk into a chair, and audibly sobbed. Miss Arabella followed her uncle Antony, as he walked in before me, and seemed as if she would have spoken to the pierced mother some words of comfort. But she was unable to utter them, and got behind her mother's chair ; and inclining her face over it, on the unhappy lady's shoulder, seemed to claim the con- solation that indulgent parent used, but then was unable, to afford her. Young Mr. Harlowe, with all his vehemence of spirit, was now subdued. His self-reproaching conscience, no doubt, was the cause of it. They all joined in a kind of melancholy chorus, and each ac- cused him and herself, and some of them one another. But the eyes of all, in turn, were cast upon my cousin James, as the person who had kept up the general resentment against so sweet a creature. While he was hardly able to bear his own remorse. About six o'clock the hearse came to the outward gate — the parish-church is at some distance ; but the wind setting fair, the afflicted family were struck, just before it came, into a fresh fit of grief, on hearing the funeral bell tolled in a very solemn manner. A respect, as it proved, and as they all guessed, paid to the memory of the dear deceased, out of officious love, as the hearse passed near the church. Judge, when their grief was so great in expectation of it, what it must be when it arrived. A servant came in to acquaint us with what its lumbering heavy noise up the paved inner courtyard apprised us of before. He THE HISTORY OF CLARISSA HARLOWE 297 spoke not. He could not speak. He looked, bowed and with- drew. I stept out. No one else could then stir. Her brother, how- ever, soon followed me. When I came to the door, I beheld a sight very affecting. You have heard, sir, how universally my dear cousin was be- loved. By the poor and middling sort especially, no young lady was ever so much beloved. And with reason : she was the com- mon patroness of all the honest poor in her neighbourhood. It is natural for us, in every deep and sincere grief, to interest all we know in what is so concerning to ourselves. The servants of the family, it seems, had told their friends, and those theirs, that though, living, their dear young lady could not be received nor looked upon, her body was permitted to be brought home: so that the hearse, and the solemn tolling of the bell, had drawn together at least fifty of the neighbouring men, women, and children, and some of good appearance. Not a soul of them, it seems, with a dry eye, and each lamenting the death of this admired lady, who, as I am told, never stirred out hut somebody was the better for her. These, when the coffin was taken out of the hearse, crowding about it, hindered for a few moments its being carried in ; the young people struggling who should bear it ; and yet, with respectful whisperings, rather than clamorous contention. A mark of veneration I had never before seen paid, upon any occa- sion, in all my travels, from the underbred many, from whom noise is generally inseparable in all their emulations. At last six maidens were permitted to carry it in by the six handles. The corpse was thus borne, with the most solemn respect, into the hall, and placed for the present upon two stools there. The plates, and emblems, and inscription, set every one gazing upon it, and admiring it. The more, when they were told that all was of her own ordering. They wished to be permitted a sight of the corpse ; but rather mentioned this as their wish than as their hope. When they had all satisfied their curiosity, and remarked upon the emblems, they dispersed with blessings upon her memory, and with tears and lamentations ; pronouncing her 298 SAMUEL RICHARDSON to be happy ; and inferring, were she not so, what would become of them ? While others ran over with repetitions of the good she delighted to do. Nor were there wanting those among them, who heaped curses upon the man who was the author of her fall. The servants of the family then got about the cofhn. They could not before : and that afforded a new scene of sorrow : but a silent one ; for they spoke only by their eyes, and by sighs, looking upon the lid, and upon one another, by turns, with hands lifted up. The presence of their young master possibly might awe them, and cause their grief to be expressed only in dumb show. But when the corpse was carried into the lesser parlour adjoin- ing to the hall, which she used to call her parlour, and put upon a table in the middle of the room, and the father and mother, the two uncles, her aunt Hervey, and her sister, came in, joining her brother and me, with trembling feet, and eager woe, the scene was still more affecting. Their sorrow was heightened, no doubt, by the remembrance of their unforgiving severity : and now seeing before them the receptacle that contained the glory of their family, who so lately was driven thence by their indiscreet vio- lence ; never, never more to be restored to them ! no wonder that their grief was more than common grief. No wonder that the dear departed, who foresaw the remorse that would fall to the lot of this unhappy family when they came to have the news of her death confirmed to them, was so grieved for their apprehended grief, and endeavoured to comfort them by her posthumous letters. But it was still a greater generosity in her to try to excuse them to me, as she did, when we were alone together, a few hours before she died ; and to aggravate more than (as far as I can find) she ought to have done, the only error she was ever guilty of. The more freely however perhaps (exalted creature !) that I might think the better of her friends, although at her own expense. I am, dear sir. Your faithful and obedient servant, Wm. Morden. THE HISTORY OF CLARISSA HARLOWE 299 LETTER CLXXVI Translation of a Letter from F. G. de la Tour To John Belford, Esq., Near Soho-Square, London Trent, Dec. 18. N.S. Sir, I HAVE melancholy news to inform you of, by order of the Chevalier Lovelace. He shewed me his letter to you before he sealed it ; signifying, that he was to meet the Chevalier Morden on the 15th. Wherefore, as the occasion of the meeting is so well known to you, I shall say nothing of it here. I had taken care to have ready, within a little distance, a surgeon and his assistant, to whom, under an oath of secrecy, I had revealed the matter (though I did not own it to the two gentle- men) ; so that they were prepared with bandages, and all things proper. For well was I acquainted with the bravery and skill of my chevalier; and had heard the character of the other; and knew the animosity of both. A post-chaise was ready, with each of their footmen, at a little distance. The two chevaliers came exactly at their time : they were attended by Monsieur Margate (the colonel's gentleman) and myself. They had given orders ovet night, and now repeated them in each other's presence, that we should observe a strict impartiality between them : and that if one fell, each of us should look upon himself, as to any needful help or retreat, as the servant of the survivor, and take his commands accordingly. After a few compliments, both the gentlemen, with the greatest presence of mind that ever I beheld in men, stript to their shirts, and drew. They parried with equal judgment several passes. My chevalier drew the first blood, making a desperate push, which by a sudden turn of his antagonist, missed going clear through him, and wounded him on the fleshy part of the ribs of his right side ; which part the sword tore out, being on the extremity of the body : but, before my chevalier could recover himself, the colonel, in return, pushed him into the inside of the left arm, near the 300 SAMUEL RICHARDSON shoulder : and the sword (raking his breast as it passed) being followed by a great effusion of blood, the colonel said, sir, I believe you have enough. My chevalier swore by G — d, he was not hurt : 'twas a pin's point : and so made another pass at his antagonist ; which he, with a surprising dexterity, received under his arm, and run my dear chevalier into the body : who immediately fell ; saying, The luck is yours, sir — O my beloved Clarissa ! — Now art thou — inwardly he spoke three or four words more. His sword dropt from his hand. Mr. Morden threw his down, and ran to him, saying in French — Ah, monsieur ! you are a dead man ! — ■ Call to God for mercy ! We gave the signal agreed upon to the footmen ; and they to the surgeons ; who instantly came up. Colonel Morden, I found, was too well used to the bloody work ; for he was as cool as if nothing extraordinary had hap- pened, assisting the surgeons though his own wound bled much. But my dear chevalier fainted away two or three times running, and vomited blood besides. However, they stopped the bleeding for the present ; and we helped him into the voiture : and then the colonel suffered his own wound to be dressed ; and appeared concerned that my chevalier was between whiles (when he could speak, and struggle) extremely outrageous. — Poor gentleman ! he had made quite sure of victory ! The colonel, against the surgeons' advice, would mount on horseback to pass into the Venetian territories ; and generously gave me a purse of gold to pay the surgeons ; desiring me to make a present to the footman ; and to accept of the remainder, as a mark of his satisfaction in my conduct, and in my care and tenderness of my master. The surgeons told him, that my chevalier could not live over the day. When the colonel took leave of him, Mr. Lovelace said, you have well revenged the dear creature. I have, sir, said Mr. Morden : and perhaps shall be sorry that you called upon me to this work, while I was balancing whether to obey, or disobey, the dear angel. THE HISTORY OF CLARISSA HARLOWE 301 There is a fate in it ! replied my chevalier — a cursed fate ! — • Or this could not have been ! — But be ye all witnesses, that I have provoked my destiny, and acknowledge that I fall by a man of honour. Sir, said the colonel, with the piety of a confessor, (wringing Mr. Lovelace's hand) snatch these few fleeting moments, and commend yourself to God. And so he rode off. The voiture proceeded slowly with my chevalier ; yet the mo- tion set both his wounds bleeding afresh ; and it was with difh- culty they again stopped the blood. We brought him alive to the nearest cottage ; and he gave orders to me to dispatch to you the packet I herewith send sealed up ; and bid me write to you the particulars of this most unhappy affair ; and give you thanks, in his name, for all your favours and friendship to him. Contrary to all expectation, he lived over the night : but sitfered much, as well from his impatience and disappointment, as from his wounds; for he seemed very unwilling to die. He was delirious, at times, in the two last hours ; and then several times cried out, as if he had seen some frightful spectre. Take her away ! Take her away ! but named nobody. And sometimes praised some lady (that Clarissa, I suppose, whom he had invoked when he received his death's wound) calling her, Sweet excellence ! Divine creature ! Fair sufferer ! — And once he said. Look down, blessed spirit, look down ; — And there stopt ; — his lips, however, moving. At nine in the morning, he was seized with convulsions, and fainted away ; and it was a quarter of an hour before he came out of them. His few last words I must not omit, as they shew an ultimate composure ; which may administer some consolation to his honourable friends. Blessed — said he, addressing himself no doubt to heaven ; for his dying eyes were lifted up — a strong convulsion prevented him for a few moments saying more — but recovering, he again, with great fervor, (lifting up his eyes, and his spread hands) pronounced the word blessed ! Then in a seeming ejaculation, he 302 SAMUEL RICHARDSON spoke inwardly so as not to be understood : at last he distinctly pronounced these three words, LET THIS EXPIATE ! And then, his head sinking on his pillow, he expired, at about half an hour after ten. He little thought, poor gentleman ! his end so near : so had given no direction about his body. I have caused it to be em- bowelled, and deposited in a vault, till I have orders from England. This is a favour that was procured with difficulty ; and would have been refused, had he not been an Englishman of rank : a nation with reason respected in every Austrian government — for he had refused ghostly attendance, and the sacraments in the catholic way. May his soul be happy, I pray God ! I have had some trouble also on account of the manner of his death, from the magistracy here ; who have taken the requisite informations in the affair. And it has cost some money. Of which, and of my dear chevalier's effects, I will give you a faith- ful account in my next. And so, waiting at this place your commands, I am, sir, Your most faithful and obedient servant, F. J. DE La Tour. THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING HENRY FIELDING BOOK I CONTAINING AS MUCH OF THE BIRTH OF THE FOUNDLING AS IS NECESSARY OR PROPER TO ACQUAINT THE READER WITH IN THE BEGINNING OF THIS HISTORY CHAPTER I The Introduction to the Work, or Bill of Fare to the Feast An author ought to consider himself, not as a gentleman who gives a private or eleemosynary treat, but rather as one who keeps a public ordinary, at which all persons are welcome for their money. In the former case, it is well known that the entertainer provides what fare he pleases ; and though this should be very indifferent, and utterly disagreeable to the taste of his company, they must not find any fault ; nay, on the con- trary, good breeding forces them outwardly to approve and to commend whatever is set before them. Now the contrary of this happens to the master of an ordinary. Men who pay for what they eat will insist on gratifying their palates, however nice and whimsical these may prove ; and if everything is not agreeable to their taste, will challenge a right to censure, to abuse, and to d — n their dinner without control. To prevent, therefore, giving offence to their customers by any such disappointment, it hath been usual with the honest and well-meaning host to provide a bill of fare which all persons may peruse at their first entrance into the house ; and having thence acquainted themselves with the entertainment which they may expect, may either stay and regale with what is provided for them, or may depart to some other ordinary better accommodated to their taste. 303 304 HENRY FIELDING As we do not disdain to borrow wit or wisdom from any man who is capable of lending us either, we have condescended to take a hint from these honest victuallers, and shall prefix not only a general bill of fare to our whole entertainment, but shall likewise give the reader particular bills to every course which is to be served up in this and the ensuing volumes. The provision, then, which we have here made is no other than Human Nature. Nor do I fear that my sensible reader, though most luxurious in his taste, will start, cavil, or be offended, because I have named but one article. The tortoise — as the alderman of Bristol, well learned in eating, knows by much experience — besides the delicious calipash and calipee, contains many different kinds of food ; nor can the learned reader be ignorant, that in human nature, though here collected under one general name, is such prodigious variety, that a cook will have sooner gone through all the several species of animal and vegetable food in the world, than an author will be able to ex- haust so extensive a subject. An objection may perhaps be apprehended from the more delicate, that this dish is too common and vulgar ; for what else is the subject of all the romances, novels, plays, and poems, with which the stalls abound ? Many exquisite viands might be rejected by the epicure, if it was a sufficient cause for his con- temning of them as common and vulgar, that something was to be found in the most paltry alleys under the same name. In reality, true nature is as difficult to be met with in authors, as the Bayonne ham, or Bologna sausage, is to be found in the shops. But the whole, to continue the same metaphor, consists in the cookery of the author ; for, as Mr Pope tells us — "True wit is nature to advantage drest ; What oft was thought, but ne'er so well exprest." The same animal which hath the honour to have some part of his flesh eaten at the table of a duke, may perhaps be de- graded in another part, and some of his limbs gibbeted, as it were, in the vilest stall in town. Where, then, lies the difference between the food of the nobleman and the porter, if both are at THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 305 dinner on the same ox or calf, but in the seasoning, the dressing, the garnishing, and the setting forth ? Hence the one provokes and incites the most languid appetite, and the other turns and palls that which is the sharpest and keenest. In like manner, the excellence of the mental entertainment consists less in the subject than in the author's skill in well dressing it up. How pleased, therefore, will the reader be to find that we have, in the following work, adhered closely to one of the highest principles of the best cook which the present age, or perhaps that of Heliogabalus, hath produced. This great man, as is well known to all lovers of polite eating, begins at first by setting plain things before his hungry guests, rising afterwards by degrees as their stomachs may be supposed to decrease, to the very quintessence of sauce and spices. In like manner, we shall represent human nature at first to the keen appetite of our reader, in that more plain and simple manner in which it is found in the country, and shall hereafter hash and ragoo it with all the high French and Italian seasoning of affecta- tion and vice which courts and cities afford. By these means, we doubt not but our reader may be rendered desirous to read on for ever, as the great person just above-mentioned is supposed to have made some persons eat. Having premised thus much, we will now detain those who like our bill of fare no longer from their diet, and shall proceed directly to serve up the first course of our history for their enter- tainment. CHAPTER II A Short Description or Squire Allworthy, and a Fuller Account of Miss Bridget Allworthy, his Sister In that part of the western division of this kingdom which is commonly called Somersetshire, there lately lived, and per- haps lives still, a gentleman whose name was Allworthy, and who might well be called the favourite of both nature and for- tune ; for both of these seem to have contended which should bless and enrich him most. In this contention, nature may seem to some to have come off victorious, as she bestowed on him many gifts, while fortune had only one gift in her power; 3o6 HENRY FIELDING but in pouring forth this, she was so very profuse, that others perhaps may think this single endowment to have been more than equivalent to all the various blessings which he enjoyed from nature. From the former of these, he derived an agreeable person, a sound constitution, a solid understanding, and a benev- olent heart ; by the latter, he was decreed to the inheritance of one of the largest estates in the county. This gentleman had in his youth married a very worthy and beautiful woman, of whom he had been extremely fond : by her he had three children, all of whom died in their infancy. He had likewise had the misfortune of burying this beloved wife herself, about five years before the time in which this history chuses to set out. This loss, however great, he bore like a man of sense and constancy, though it must be confest he would often talk a little whimsically on this head ; for he sometimes said he looked on himself as still married, and considered his wife as only gone a little before him, a journey which he should most certainly, sooner or later, take after her ; and that he had not the least doubt of meeting her again in a place where he should never part with her more — sentiments for which his sense was arraigned by one part of his neighbours, his religion by a second, and his sincerity by a third. He now Uved, for the most part, retired in the country, with one sister, for whom he had a very tender affection. This lady was now somewhat past the age of thirty, an ^ra at which, in the opinion of the malicious, the title of old maid may with no impropriety be assumed. She was of that species of women whom you commend rather for good qualities than beauty, and who are generally called, by their own sex, very good sort of women — as good a sort of woman, madam, as you would wish to know. Indeed, she was so far from regretting want of beauty, that she never mentioned that perfection, if it can be called one, without contempt ; and would often thank God she was not as handsome as Miss Such-a-one, whom perhaps beauty had led into errors which she might have otherwise avoided. Miss Bridget Allworthy (for that was the name of this lady) very rightly conceived the charms of person in a woman to be no better than snares for herself, as well as for others ; and yet so discreet THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 307 was she in her conduct, that her prudence was as much on the guard as if she had all the snares to apprehend which were ever laid for her whole sex. Indeed, I have observed, though it may seem unaccountable to the reader, that this guard of prudence, like the trained bands, is always readiest to go on duty where there is the least danger. It often basely and cowardly deserts those paragons for whom the men are all wishing, sighing, dying, and spreading every net in their power ; and constantly attends at the heels of that higher order of women for whom the other sex have a more distant and awful respect, and whom (from despair, I suppose, of success) they never venture to attack. Reader, I think proper, before we proceed any farther together, to acquaint thee that I intend to digress, through this whole history, as often as I see occasion, of which I am myself a better judge than any pitiful critic whatever ; and here I must desire all those critics to mind their own business, and not to inter- meddle with affairs or works which no ways concern them ; for till they produce the authority by which they are constituted judges, I shall not plead to their jurisdiction. CHAPTER III An Odd Accident which befel Mr Allworthy at his return Home. The Decent Behaviour of Mrs Deborah Wilkins, WITH some Proper Animadversions on Bastards I HAVE told my reader, in the preceding chapter, that Mr Allworthy inherited a large fortune ; that he had a good heart, and no family. Hence, doubtless, it will be concluded by many that he lived like an honest man, owed no one a shilling, took, nothing but what was his own, kept a good house, entertained his neighbours with a hearty welcome at his table, and was charitable to the poor, i.e., to those who had rather beg than work, by giving them the offals from it ; that he died immensely rich and built an hospital. And true it is that he did many of these things ; but had he done nothing more I should have left him to have recorded his own merit on some fair freestone over the door of that hospital. Matters of a much more extraordinary kind are to be the subject 3o8 HENRY FIELDING of this history, or I should grossly mis-spend my time in writing so voluminous a work ; and you, my sagacious friend, might with equal profit and pleasure travel through some pages which certain droll authors have been facetiously pleased to call The History of England. Mr Allworthy had been absent a full quarter of a year in London, on some very particular business, though I know not what it was ; but judge of its importance by its having detained him so long from home, whence he had not been absent a month at a time during the space of many years. He came to his house very late in the evening, and after a short supper with his sister, retired much fatigued to his chamber. Here, having spent some minutes on his knees — a custom which he never broke through on any account — he was preparing to step into bed, when, upon opening the cloathes, to his great surprize he beheld an infant, wrapt up in some coarse Hnen, in a sweet and profound sleep, between his sheets. He stood some time lost in astonish- ment at this sight ; but, as good nature had always the ascendant in his mind, he soon began to be touched with sentiments of compassion for the little wretch before him. He then rang his bell, and ordered an elderly woman-servant to rise immediately, and come to him ; and in the meantime was so eager in con- templating the beauty of innocence, appearing in those lively colours with which infancy and sleep always display it, that his thoughts were too much engaged to reflect that he was in his shirt when the matron came in. She had indeed given her master sufficient time to dress himself ; for out of respect to him, and regard to decency, she had spent many minutes in adjusting her hair at the looking-glass, notwithstanding all the hurry in which she had been summoned by the servant, and though her master, for aught she knew, lay expiring in an apoplexy, or in some other fit. It will not be wondered at that a creature who had so strict a regard to decency in her own person, should be shocked at the least deviation from it in another. She therefore no sooner opened the door, and saw her master standing by the bedside in his shirt, with a candle in his hand, than she started back in a most terrible fright, and might perhaps have swooned away, had THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 309 he not now recollected his being undrest, and put an end to her terrors by desiring her to stay without the door till he had thrown some cloathes over his back, and was become incapable of shocking the pure eyes of Mrs Deborah Wilkins, who, though in the fifty-second year of her age, vowed she had never beheld a man without his coat. Sneerers and prophane wits may perhaps laugh at her first fright ; yet my graver reader, when he considers the time of night, the summons from her bed, and the situation in which she found her master, will highly justify and applaud her conduct, unless the prudence which must be supposed to attend maidens at that period of life at which Mrs Deborah had arrived, should a little lessen his admiration. When Mrs Deborah returned into the room, and was ac- quainted by her master with the finding the little infant, her con- sternation was rather greater than his had been ; nor could she refrain from crying out, with great horror of accent as well as look, "My good sir! what's to be done?" Mr Allworthy answered, she must take care of the child that evening, and in the morning he would give orders to provide it a nurse. "Yes, sir," says she; "and I hope your worship will send out your warrant to take up the hussy its mother, for she must be one of the neighbourhood ; and I should be glad to see her committed to Bridewell, and whipt at the cart's tail. Indeed, such wicked sluts cannot be too severely punished. I'll warrant 'tis not her first, by her impudence in laying it to your worship." "In lay- ing it to me, Deborah !" answered Allworthy: "I can't think she hath any such design. I suppose she hath only taken this method to provide for her child ; and truly I am glad she hath not done worse." "I don't know what is worse," cries Deborah, " than for such wicked strumpets to lay their sins at honest men's doors ; and though your worship knows your own innocence, yet the world is censorious ; and it hath been many an honest man's hap to pass for the father of children he never begot ; and if your worship should provide for the child, it may make the people the apter to believe ; besides, why should your worship provide for what the parish is obliged to maintain ? For my own part, if it was an honest man's child, indeed — but for my own part, it goes against me to touch these misbegotten wretches, 310 HENRY FIELDING whom I don't look upon as my fellow-creatures. Faugh ! how it stinks ! It doth not smell like a Christian. If I might be so bold to give my advice, I would have it put in a basket, and sent out and laid at the churchwarden's door. It is a good night, only a little rainy and windy ; and if it was well wrapt up, and put in a warm basket, it is two to one but it lives till it is found in the morning. But if it should not, we have discharged our duty in taking proper care of it ; and it is, perhaps, better for such creatures to die in a state of innocence, than to grow up and imitate their mothers ; for nothing better can be expected of them." There were some strokes in this speech which perhaps would have offended Mr Allworthy, had he strictly attended to it; but he had now got one of his fingers into the infant's hand, which, by its gentle pressure, seeming to implore his assistance, had certainly outpleaded the eloquence of Mrs Deborah, had it been ten times greater than it was. He now gave Mrs Deborah positive orders to take the child to her own bed, and to call up a maid-servant to provide it pap, and other things, against it waked. He likewise ordered that proper cloathes should be procured for it early in the morning, and that it should be brought to himself as soon as he was stirring. Such was the discernment of Mrs Wilkins, and such the respect she bore her master, under whom she enjoyed a most excellent place, that her scruples gave way to his peremptory commands ; and she took the child under her arms, without any apparent disgust at the illegahty of its birth ; and declaring it ^ras a sweet Httle infant, walked off with it to her own chamber. Allworthy here betook himself to those pleasing slumbers which a heart that hungers after goodness is apt to enjoy when thoroughly satisfied. As these are possibly sweeter than what are occasioned by any other hearty meal, I should take more pains to display them to the reader, if I knew any air to recom- mend him to for the procuring such an appetite. THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 311 CHAPTER IV The Reader's Neck brought into Danger by a Description; HIS Escape ; and the Great Condescension of Miss Bridget Allworthy The Gothic stile of building could produce nothing nobler than Mr Allworthy's house. There was an air of grandeur in it that struck you with awe, and rivalled the beauties of the best Grecian architecture ; and it was as commodious within as vener- able without. It stood on the south-east side of a hill, but nearer the bottom than the top of it, so as to be sheltered from the north-east by a grove of old oaks which rose above it in a gradual ascent of near half a mile, and yet high enough to enjoy a most charming prospect of the valley beneath. In the midst of the grove was a fine lawn, sloping down towards the house, near the summit of which rose a plentiful spring, gush- ing out of a rock covered with firs, and forming a constant cascade of about thirty feet, not carried down a regular flight of steps, but tumbling in a natural fall over the broken and mossy stones till it came to the bottom of the rockj then running ofT in a pebbly channel, that with many lesser falls winded along, till it fell into a lake at the foot of the hill, about a quarter of a mile below the house on the south side, and which was seen from every room in the front. Out of this lake, which filled the center of a beautiful plain, embellished with groups of beeches and elms, and fed with sheep, issued a river, that for several miles was seen to meander through an amazing variety of meadows and woods till it emptied itself into the sea, with a large arm of which, and an island beyond it, the prospect was closed. On the right of this valley opened another of less extent, adorned with several villages, and terminated by one of the towers of an old ruined abby, grown over with ivy, and part of the front, which remained still entire. The left-hand scene presented the view of a very fine park, composed of very unequal ground, and agreeably varied with all the diversity that hills, lawns, wood, and water, laid out with admirable taste, but owing less to art than to nature, could give. 312 HENRY FIELDING Beyond this, the country gradually rose into a ridge of wild mountains, the tops of which were above the clouds. It was now the middle of May, and the morning was remarkably serene, when Mr Allworthy walked forth on the terrace, where the dawn opened every minute that lovely prospect we have be- fore described to his eye ; and now having sent forth streams of light, which ascended the blue firmament before him, as har- bingers preceding his pomp, in the full blaze of his majesty rose the sun, than which one object alone in this lower creation could be more glorious, and that Mr Allworthy himself presented — a human being replete with benevolence, meditating in what manner he might render himself most acceptable to his Creator, by doing most good to his creatures. Reader, take care. I have unadvisedly led thee to the top of as high a hill as Mr Allworthy's, and how to get thee down with- out breaking thy neck, I do not well know. However, let us e'en venture to slide down together ; for Miss Bridget rings her bell, and Mr Allworthy is summoned to breakfast, where I must attend, and, if you please, shall be glad of your company. The usual compliments having past between Mr Allworthy and Miss Bridget, and the tea being poured out, he summoned Mrs Wilkins, and told his sister he had a present for her, for which she thanked him — imagining, I suppose, it had been a gown, or some ornament for her person. Indeed, he very often made her such presents ; and she, in complacence to him, spent much time in adorning herself. I say in complacence to him, because she always exprest the greatest contempt for dress, and for those ladies who made it their study. But if such was her expectation, how was she disappointed when Mrs Wilkins, according to the order she had received from her master, produced the little infant? Great surprizes, as hath been observed, are apt to be silent ; and so was Miss Bridget, till her brother began, and told her the whole story, which, as the reader knows it already, we shall not repeat. Miss Bridget had always exprest so great a regard for what the ladies are pleased to call virtue, and had herself maintained such a severity of character, that it was expected, especially by Wilkins, that she would have vented much bitterness on this occasion, THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 313 . and would have voted for sending the child, as a kind of noxious animal, immediately out of the house ; but, on the contrary, she rather took the good-natured side of the question, intimated some compassion for the helpless little creature, and commended her brother's charity in what he had done. Perhaps the reader may account for this behaviour from her condescension to Mr Allworthy, when we have informed him that the good man had ended his narrative with owning a resolu- tion to take care of the child, and to breed him up as his own ; for, to acknowledge the truth, she was always ready to oblige her brother, and very seldom, if ever, contradicted his sentiments. She would, indeed, sometimes make a few observations, as that men were headstrong, and must have their own way, and would wish she had been blest with an independent fortune ; but these were always vented in a low voice, and at the most amounted only to what is called muttering. However, what she withheld from the infant, she bestowed with the utmost profuseness on the poor unknown mother, whom she called an impudent slut, a wanton hussy, an audacious harlot, a wicked jade, a vile strumpet, with every other appella- tion with which the tongue of virtue never fails to lash those who bring a disgrace on the sex. A consultation was now entered into how to proceed in order to discover the mother. A scrutiny was first made into the characters of the female servants of the house, who were all acquitted by Mrs Wilkins, and with apparent merit ; for she had collected them herself, and perhaps it would be difficult to find such another set of scarecrows. The next step was to examine among the inhabitants of the parish ; and this was referred to Mrs Wilkins, who was to enquire with all imaginable dihgence, and to make her report in the afternoon. Matters being thus settled, Mr Allworthy withdrew to his study, as was his custom, and left the child to his sister, who, at his desire, had undertaken the care of it. 314 HENRY FIELDING CHAPTER V Containing a Few Common Matters, with a very Uncommon Observation upon Them When her master was departed, Mrs Deborah stood silent, expecting her cue from Miss Bridget ; for as to what had past before her master, the prudent housekeeper by no means rehed upon it, as she had often known the sentiments of the lady in her brother's absence to differ greatly from those which she had expressed in his presence. Miss Bridget did not, however, suffer her to continue long in this doubtful situation ; for having looked some time earnestly at the child, as it lay asleep in the lap of Mrs Deborah, the good lady could not forbear giving it a hearty kiss, at the same time declaring herself wonderfully pleased with its beauty and innocence. Mrs Deborah no sooner observed this than she fell to squeezing and kissing, with as great raptures as sometimes inspire the sage dame of forty and five towards a youthful and vigorous bridegroom, crying out, in a shrill voice, "O, the dear little creature ! — The dear, sweet, pretty creature ! Well, I vow it is as fine a boy as ever was seen !" These exclamations continued till they were interrupted by the lady, who now proceeded to execute the commission given her by her brother, and gave orders for providing all necessaries for the child, appointing a very good room in the house for his nursery. Her orders were indeed so liberal, that, had it been a child of her own, she could not have exceeded them ; but, lest the virtuous reader may condemn her for showing too great regard to a base-born infant, to which all charity is condemned by law as irreligious, we think proper to observe that she con- cluded the whole with saying, "Since it was her brother's whim to adopt the Uttle brat, she supposed little master must be treated with great tenderness. For her part, she could not help thinking it was an encouragement to vice ; but that she knew too much of the obstinacy of mankind to oppose any of their ridic- ulous humours." With reflections of this nature she usually, as has been hinted, accompanied every act of compliance with her brother's inclina- THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 315 tions ; and surely nothing could more contribute to heighten the merit of this compliance than a declaration that she knew, at the same time, the folly and unreasonableness of those inclina- tions to which she submitted. Tacit obedience implies no force upon the will, and consequently may be easily, and without any pains, preserved ; but when a wife, a child, a relation, or a friend, performs what we desire, with grumbling and reluctance, with expressions of dislike and dissatisfaction, the manifest difficulty which they undergo must greatly enhance the obligation. As this is one of those deep observations which very few readers can be supposed capable of making themselves, I have thought proper to lend them my assistance ; but this is a favour rarely to be expected in the course of my work. Indeed, I shall seldom or never so indulge him, unless in such instances as this, where nothing but the inspiration with which we writers are gifted, can possibly enable any one to make the discovery. BOOK III. CHAPTER II The Heroe of this Great History appears with very Bad Omens. A Little Tale or so low a Kind that some may think it NOT Worth their Notice. A Word or Two concern- ing A Squire, and more relating to a Gamekeeper and a Schoolmaster As we determined, when we first sat down to write this history, to flatter no man, but to guide our pen throughout by the direc- tions of truth, we are obliged to bring our heroe on the stage in a much more disadvantageous manner than we could wish ; and to declare honestly, even at his first appearance, that it was the universal opinion of all Mr Allworthy's family that he was certainly born to be hanged. Indeed, I am sorry to say there was too much reason for this conjecture ; the lad having from his earliest years discovered a propensity to many vices, and especially to one which hath as direct a tendency as any other to that fate which we have just now observed to have been prophetically denounced against him : he had been already convicted of three robberies, viz., of 3i6 HENRY FIELDING robbing an orchard, of stealing a duck out of a farmer's yard, and of picking Master Blifil's ^ pocket of a ball. The vices of this young man were, moreover, heightened by the disadvantageous light in which they appeared when opposed to the virtues of Master Blifil, his companion ; a youth of so different a cast from little Jones, that not only the family but all the neighbourhood resounded his praises. He was, indeed, a lad of a remarkable disposition ; sober, discreet, and pious beyond his age ; qualities which gained him the love of every one who knew him : while Tom Jones was universally disliked ; and many expressed their wonder that Mr Allworthy would suffer such a lad to be educated with his nephew, lest the morals of the latter should be corrupted by his example. An incident which happened about this time will set the charac- ters of these two lads more fairly before the discerning reader than is in the power of the longest dissertation. Tom Jones, who, bad as he is, must serve for the heroe of this history, had only one friend among all the servants of the family ; for as to Mrs Wilkins, she had long since given him up, and was perfectly reconciled to her mistress. This friend was the game- keeper, a fellow of a loose kind of disposition, and who was thought not to entertain much stricter notions concerning the difference of meum and tuum than the young gentleman himself. And hence this friendship gave occasion to many sarcastical remarks among the domestics, most of which were either proverbs before, or at least are become so now ; and, indeed, the wit of them all may be comprised in that short Latin proverb, " Noscitur a socio;'''' which, I think, is thus expressed in EngHsh, "You may know him by the company he keeps." To say the truth, some of that atrocious wickedness in Jones, of which we have just mentioned three examples, might perhaps be derived from the encouragement he had received from his fellow, who, in two or three instances, had been what the law calls an accessary after the fact : for the whole duck, and great part of the apples, were converted to the use of the gamekeeper and his family ; though, as Jones alone was discovered, the poor > Master Blifil is the son of Mrs. Blifil, formerly Miss Bridget Allworthy, and Captain Blifil, now deceased. THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 317 lad bore not only the whole smart, but the whole blame ; both which fell again to his lot on the following occasion. Contiguous to Mr AUworthy's estate was the manor of one of those gentlemen who are called preservers of the game. This species of men, from the great severity with which they revenge the death of a hare or partridge, might be thought to cultivate the same superstition with the Bannians in India ; many of whom, we are told, dedicate their whole lives to the preservation and protection of certain animals ; was it not that our English Bannians, while they preserve them from other enemies, will most unmercifully slaughter whole horseloads themselves ; so that they stand clearly acquitted of any such heathenish superstition. I have, indeed, a much better opinion of this kind of men than is entertained by some, as I take them to answer the order of Nature, and the good purposes for which they were ordained, in a more ample manner than many others. Now, as Horace tells us that there are a set of human beings Fruges consumere nati, "Born to consume the fruits of the earth ; " so I make no manner of doubt but that there are others Feras consumere nati, "Born to consume the beasts of the field ; " or, as it is commonly called, the game ; and none, I believe, will deny but that those squires fulfil this end of their creation. Little Jones went one day a shooting with the gamekeeper; when happening to spring a covey of partridges near the border of that manor over which Fortune, to fulfil the wise purposes of Nature, had planted one of the game consumers, the birds flew into it, and were marked (as it is called) by the two sportsmen, in some furze bushes, about two or three hundred paces beyond Mr AUworthy's dominions. Mr Allworthy had given the fellow strict orders, on pain of forfeiting his place, never to trespass on any of his neighbours ; no more on those who were less rigid in this matter than on the lord of this manor. With regard to others, indeed, these orders 3i8 HENRY FIELDING had not been always very scrupulously kept ; but as the disposition of the gentleman with whom the partridges had taken sanctuary was well known, the gamekeeper had never yet attempted to invade his territories. Nor had he done it now, had not the younger sportsman, who was excessively eager to pursue the flying game, overpersuaded him ; but Jones being very importunate, the other, who was himself keen enough after the sport, yielded to his persuasions, entered the manor, and shot one of the partridges. The gentleman himself was at that time on horse-back, at a little distance from them ; and hearing the gun go off, he im- mediately made towards the place, and discovered poor Tom ; for the gamekeeper had leapt into the thickest part of the furze- brake, where he had happily concealed himself. The gentleman having searched the lad, and found the par- tridge upon him, denounced great vengeance, swearing he would acquaint Mr Allworthy. He was as good as his word : for he rode immediately to his house, and complained of the trespass on his manor in as high terms and as bitter language as if his house had been broken open, and the most valuable furniture stole out of it. He added, that some other person was in his company, though he could not discover him ; for that two guns had been discharged almost in the same instant. And, says he, "We have found only this partridge, but the Lord knows what mischief they have done." At his return home, Tom was presently convened before Mr Allworthy. He owned the fact, and alledged no other excuse but what was really true, viz., that the covey was orginally sprung in Mr Allworthy's own manor. Tom was then interrogated who was with him, which Mr Allworthy declared he was resolved to know, acquainting the culprit with the circumstance of the two guns, which had been deposed by the squire and both his servants ; but Tom stoutly persisted in asserting that he was alone ; yet, to say the truth, he hesitated a Httle at first, which would have confirmed Mr Allworthy's belief, had what the squire and his servants said wanted any further confirmation. The gamekeeper, being a suspected person, was now sent THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 319 for, and the question put to him ; but he, relying on the promise which Tom had made him, to take all upon himself, very reso- lutely denied being in company with the young gentleman, or indeed having seen him the whole afternoon. Mr AUworthy then turned towards Tom, with more than usual anger in his countenance, and advised him to confess who was with him ; repeating, that he was resolved to know. The lad, however, still maintained his resolution, and was dismissed with much wrath by Mr AUworthy, who told him he should have to the next morning to consider of it, when he should be questioned by another person, and in another manner. Poor Jones spent a very melancholy night ; and the more so, as he was without his usual companion ; for Master BHfil was gone abroad on a visit with his mother. Fear of the punishment he was to suffer was on this occasion his least evil ; his chief anxiety being, lest his constancy should fail him, and he should be brought to betray the gamekeeper, whose ruin he knew must now be the consequence. Nor did the gamekeeper pass his time much better. He had the same apprehensions with the youth ; for whose honour he had likewise a much tenderer regard than for his skin. In the morning, when Tom attended the reverend Mr Thwackum, the person to whom Mr AUworthy had committed the instruction of the two boys, he had the same questions put to him by that gentleman which he had been asked the evening before, to which he returned the same answers. The consequence of this was, so severe a whipping, that it possibly fell little short of the torture with which confessions are in some countries ex- torted from criminals. Tom bore his punishment with great resolution ; and though his master asked him, between every stroke, whether he would not confess, he was contented to be flead rather than betray his friend, or break the promise he had made. The gamekeeper was now relieved from his anxiety, and Mr AUworthy himself began to be concerned at Tom's sufferings : for besides that Mr Thwackum, being highly enraged that he was not able to make the boy say what he himself pleased, had carried his severity much beyond the good man's intention, this 320 HENRY FIELDING latter began now to suspect that the squire had been mistaken ; which his extreme eagerness and anger seemed to make probable ; and as for what the servants had said in confirmation of their master's account, he laid no great stress upon that. Now, as cruelty and injustice were two ideas of which Mr Allworthy could by no means support the consciousness a single moment, he sent for Tom, and after many kind and friendly exhortations, said, "I am convinced, my dear child, that my suspicions have wronged you ; I am sorry that you have been so severely punished on this account." And at last gave him a little horse to make him amends ; again repeating his sorrow for what had past. Tom's guilt now flew in his face more than any severity could make it. He could more easily bear the lashes of Thwackum, than the generosity of Allworthy. The tears burst from his eyes, and he fell upon his knees crying, "Oh, sir, you are too good to me. Indeed you are. Indeed I don't deserve it." And at that very instant, from the fulness of his heart, had almost betrayed the secret ; but the good genius of the gamekeeper suggested to him what might be the consequence to the poor fellow, and this consideration sealed his lips. Thwackum did all he could to persuade Allworthy from showing any compassion or kindness to the boy saying, "He had persisted in an untruth;" and gave some hints, that a second whipping might probably bring the matter to light. But Mr Allworthy absolutely refused to consent to the ex- periment. He said, the boy had suffered enough already for concealing the truth, even if he was guilty, seeing that he could have no motive but a mistaken point of honour for so doing. "Honour!" cryed Thwackum, with some warmth, "mere stubbornness and obstinacy ! Can honour teach any one to tell a he, or can any honour exist independent of religion ?" This discourse happened at table when dinner was just ended. THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 321 CHAPTER IV Containing a Necessary Apology for the Author ; and a Child- ish Incident, which perhaps requires an Apology Likewise Before I proceed farther, I shall beg leave to obviate some mis- constructions into which the zeal of some few readers may lead them ; for I would not willingly give offence to any, especially to men who are warm in the cause of virtue or religion. I hope, therefore, no man will, by the grossest misunderstand- ing or perversion of my meaning, misrepresent me, as endeavour- ing to cast any ridicule on the greatest perfections of human nature ; and which do, indeed, alone purify and ennoble the heart of man, and raise him above the brute creation. This, reader, I will venture to say (and by how much the better man you are yourself, by so much the more will you be inclined to believe me), that I would rather have buried the sentiments of these two persons in eternal oblivion, than have done any injury to either of these glorious causes. On the contrary, it is with a view to their service, that I have taken upon me to record the lives and actions of two of their false and pretended champions. A treacherous friend is the most dangerous enemy ; and I will say boldly, that both religion and virtue have received more real discredit from hypocrites than the wittiest profligates or infidels could ever cast upon them : nay, farther, as these two, in their purity, are rightly called the bands of civil society, and are indeed the greatest of blessings ; so when poisoned and corrupted with fraud, pretence, and affectation, they have become the worst of civil curses, and have enabled men to perpetrate the most cruel mischiefs to their own species. Indeed, I doubt not but this ridicule will in general be allowed : my chief apprehension is, as many true and just sentiments often came from the mouths of these persons, lest the whole should be taken together, and I should be conceived to ridicule all ahke. Now the reader will be pleased to consider, that, as neither of these men were fools, they could not be supposed to have holden none but wrong principles, and to have uttered nothing but absurdities ; what injustice, therefore, must I have 322 HENRY FIELDING done to their characters, had I selected only what was bad ! And how horribly wretched and maimed must their arguments have appeared ! Upon the whole, it is not religion or virtue, but the want of them, which is here exposed. Had not Thwackum too much neglected virtue, and Square,^ religion, in the composition of their several systems, and had not both utterly discarded all natural goodness of heart, they had never been represented as the objects of derision in this history ; in which we will now proceed. This matter then, which put an end to the debate mentioned in the last chapter, was no other than a quarrel between Master Blifil and Tom Jones, the consequence of which had been a bloody nose to the former ; for though Master Blifil, notwith- standing he was the younger, was in size above the other's match, yet Tom was much his superior at the noble art of boxing. Tom, however, cautiously avoided all engagements with that youth ; for besides that Tommy Jones was an inoffensive lad amidst all his roguery, and really loved Blifil, Mr Thwackum being always the second of the latter, would have been sufficient to deter him. But well says a certain author, No man is wise at all hours ; it is therefore no wonder that a boy is not so. A difference arising at play between the two lads, Master Bhfil called Tom a beggarly bastard. Upon which the latter, who was somewhat passionate in his disposition, immediately caused that phenome- non in the face of the former, which we have above remembered. Master Blifil now, with his blood running from his nose, and the tears galloping after from his eyes, appeared before his uncle and the tremendous Thwackum. In which court an indictment of assault, battery, and wounding, was instantly preferred against Tom ; who in his excuse only pleaded the provocation, which was indeed all the matter that Master Blifil had omitted. It is indeed possible that this circumstance might have escaped his memory; for, in his reply, he positively insisted, that he had made use of no such appellation; adding, "Heaven forbid such naughty words should ever come out of his mouth !" 1 Mr. Square is a gentleman philosopher also resident at Mr. AUworthy's and diametrically opposed in point of view to the Rev. Mr. Thwackum. THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 323 Tom, though against all form of law, rejoined in affirmance of the words. Upon which Master Blifil said, "It is no wonder. Those who will tell one lib, will hardly stick at another. If I had told my master such a wicked fib as you have done, I should be ashamed to show my face." "What fib, child?" cries Thwackum pretty eagerly. "Why, he told you that nobody was with him a shooting when he killed the partridge; but he knows" (here he burst into a flood of tears), "yes, he knows, for he confessed it to me, that Black George the gamekeeper was there. Nay, he said — yes you did — deny it if you can, that you would not have confest the truth, though master had cut you to pieces." At this the fire flashed from Thwackum's eyes, and he cried out in triumph — "Oh ! ho ! this is your mistaken notion of honour ! This is the boy who was not to be whipped again !" But Mr Allworthy, with a more gentle aspect, turned towards the lad, and said, "Is this true, child? How came you to persist so obstinately in a falsehood ? " Tom said, "He scorned a He as much as any one: but he thought his honour engaged him to act as he did ; for he had promised the poor fellow to conceal him: which," he said, "he thought himself farther obliged to, as the gamekeeper had begged him not to go into the gentleman's manor, and had at last gone himself, in compliance with his persuasions." He said, "This was the whole truth of the matter, and he would take his oath of it ;" and concluded with very passionately begging Mr All- worthy "to have compassion on the poor fellow's family, es- pecially as he himself only had been guilty, and the other had been very difficultly prevailed on to do what he did. Indeed, sir," said he, "it could hardly be called a He that I told ; for the poor fellow was entirely innocent of the whole matter. I should have gone alone after the birds ; nay, I did go at first, and he only followed me to prevent more mischief. Do, pray, sir, let me be punished ; take my little horse away again ; but pray, sir, forgive poor George." Mr Allworthy hesitated a few moments, and then dismissed the boys, advising them to live more friendly and peaceably together. 324 HENRY FIELDING CHAPTER V 1 The Opinions of the Divine and the Philosopher concerning THE Two Boys; with some Reasons for their Opinions, AND OTHER MATTERS It is probable, that by disclosing this secret, which had been communicated in the utmost confidence to him, young Blifil preserved his companion from a good lashing ; for the offence of the bloody nose would have been of itself sufficient cause for Thwackum to have proceeded to correction ; but now this was totally absorbed in the consideration of the other matter; and with regard to this, Mr Allworthy declared privately, he thought the boy deserved reward rather than punishment, so that Thwackum's hand was withheld by a general pardon. Thwackum, whose meditations were full of birch, exclaimed against this weak, and, as he said he would venture to call it, wicked lenity. To remit the punishment of such crimes was, he said, to encourage them. He enlarged much on the correction of children, and quoted many texts from Solomon, and others ; which being to be found in so many other books, shall not be found here. He then applied himself to the vice of lying, on which head he was altogether as learned as he had been on the other. Square said, he had been endeavouring to reconcile the be- haviour of Tom with his idea of perfect virtue, but could not. He owned there was something which at first sight appeared Hke fortitude in the action ; but as fortitude was a virtue, and false- hood a vice, they could by no means agree or unite together. He added, that as this was in some measure to confound virtue and vice, it might be worth Mr Thwackum's consideration, whether a larger castigation might not be laid on upon the account. As both these learned men concurred in censuring Jones, so were they no less unanimous in applauding Master Blifil. To bring truth to light, was by the parson asserted to be the duty of every religious man ; and by the philosopher this was declared to be highly conformable with the rule of right, and the eternal and unalterable fitness of things. All this, however, weighed very little with Mr Allworthy. He THE HISTORY OF TOM JOxVES, A FOUNDLING 325 could not be prevailed on to sign the warrant for the execution of Jones. There was something within his own breast with which the invincible fidelity which that youth had preserved, corre- sponded much better than it had done with the religion of Thwackum, or with the virtue of Square. He therefore strictly ordered the former of these gentlemen to abstain from laying violent hands on Tom for what had past. The pedagogue was obliged to obey those orders ; but not without great reluctance, and frequent mutterings that the boy would be certainly spoiled. Towards the gamekeeper the good man behaved with more severity. He presently summoned that poor fellow before him, and after many bitter remonstrances, paid him his wages, and dismist him from his service ; for Mr Allworthy rightly observed, that there was a great difference between being guilty of a false- hood to excuse yourself, and to excuse another. He likewise urged, as the principal motive to his inflexible severity against this man, that he had basely suffered Tom Jones to undergo so heavy a punishment for his sake, whereas he ought to have prevented it by making the discovery himself. When the story became public, many people differed from Square and Thwackum, in judging the conduct of the two lads on the occasion. Master Blifil was generally called a sneaking rascal, a poor-spirited wretch, with other epithets of the like kind ; whilst Tom was honoured with the appellations of a brave lad, a jolly dog, and an honest fellow. Indeed, his behaviour to Black George much ingratiated him with all the servants ; for though that fellow was before universally disliked, yet he was no sooner turned away than he was as universally pitied ; and the friendship and gallantry of Tom Jones was celebrated by them all with the highest applause ; and they condemned Master Blifil as openly as they durst, without incurring the danger of offending his mother. For all this, however, poor Tom smarted in the flesh ; for though Thwackum had been inhibited to exercise his arm on the foregoing account, yet, as the proverb says. It is easy to find a stick, &c. So was it easy to find a rod ; and, in- deed, the not being able to find one was the only thing which could have kept Thwackum any long time from chastising poor Jones. Had the bare delight in the sport been the only inducement to ^26 HENRY FIELDING the pedagogue, it is probable Master Blifil would likewise have had his share ; but though Mr Allworthy had given him frequent orders to make no difference between the lads, yet was Thwackum altogether as kind and gentle to this youth, as he was harsh, nay even barbarous, to the other. To say the truth, BHfil had greatly gained his master's affections ; partly by the profound respect he always showed his person, but much more by the decent reverence with which he received his doctrine ; for he had got by heart, and frequently repeated, his phrases, and maintained all his master's religious principles with a zeal which was surprizing in one so young, and which greatly endeared him to the worthy preceptor. Tom Jones, on the other hand, was not only deficient in out- ward tokens of respect, often forgetting to pull off his hat, or to bow at his master's approach ; but was altogether as unmindful both of his master's precepts and example. He was indeed a thoughtless, giddy youth, with Uttle sobriety in his manners, and less in his countenance ; and would often very impudently and indecently laugh at his companion for his serious behaviour. Mr Square had the same reason for his preference of the former lad ; for Tom Jones showed no more regard to the learned dis- courses which this gentleman would sometimes throw away upon him, than to those of Thwackum. He once ventured to make a jest of the rule of right ; and at another time said, he believed there was no rule in the world capable of making such a man as his father (for so Mr Allworthy suffered himself to be called). Master Bhfil, on the contrary, had address enough at sixteen to recommend himself at one and the same time to both these opposites. With one he was all religion, with the other he was all virtue. And when both were present, he was profoundly silent, which both interpreted in his favour and in their own. Nor was Bhfil contented with flattering both these gentlemen to their faces ; he took frequent occasions of praising them behind their backs to Allworthy ; before whom, when they two were alone, and his uncle commended any religious or virtuous senti- ment (for many such came constantly from him) he seldom failed to ascribe it to the good instructions he had received from THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 327 either Thwackum or Square ; for he knew his uncle repeated all such compliments to the persons for whose use they were meant ; and he found by experience the great impressions which they made on the philosopher, as well as on the divine : for, to say the truth, there is no kind of flattery so irresistible as this, at second hand. The young gentleman, moreover, soon perceived how extremely grateful all those panegyrics on his instructors were to Mr Allworthy himself, as they so loudly resounded the praise of that singular plan of education which he had laid down; for this worthy man having observed the imperfect institution of our public schools, and the many vices which boys were there liable to learn, had resolved to educate his nephew, as well as the other lad, whom he had in a manner adopted, in his own house ; where he thought their morals would escape all that danger of being corrupted to which they would be unavoidably exposed in any pubUc school or university. Having, therefore, determined to commit these boys to the tuition of a private tutor, Mr Thwackum was recommended to him for that ofhce, by a very particular friend, of whose under- standing Mr Allworthy had a great opinion, and in whose integ- rity he placed much confidence. This Thwackum was fellow of a college, where he almost entirely resided ; and had a great reputation for learning, religion, and sobriety of manners. And these were doubtless the qualifications by which Mr All- worthy's friend had been induced to recommend him ; though indeed this friend had some obligations to Thwackum's family, who were the most considerable persons in a borough which that gentleman represented in parliament. Thwackum, at his first arrival, was extremely agreeable to Allworthy ; and indeed he perfectly answered the character which had been given of him. Upon longer acquaintance, how- ever, and more intimate conversation, this worthy man saw in- firmities in the tutor, which he could have wished him to have been without ; though as those seemed greatly overbalanced by his good quahties, they did not incline Mr Allworthy to part with him : nor would they indeed have justified such a proceeding ; for the reader is greatly mistaken, if he conceives that Thwackum ap- 328 HENRY FIELDING peared to Mr Allworthy in the same light as he doth to him in this history ; and he is as much deceived, if he imagines that the most intimate acquaintance which he himself could have had with that divine, would have informed him of those things which we, from our inspiration, are enabled to open and discover. Of readers who, from such conceits as these, condemn the wisdom or penetration of Mr Allworthy, I shall not scruple to say, that they make a very bad and ungrateful use of that knowledge which we have communicated to them. These apparent errors in the doctrine of Thwackum served greatly to palliate the contrary errors in that of Square, which our good man no less saw and condemned. He thought, indeed, that the different exuberancies of these gentlemen would correct their different imperfections ; and that from both, especially with his assistance, the two lads would derive sufficient precepts of true religion and virtue. If the event happened contrary to his expectations, this possibly proceeded from some fault in the plan itself; which the reader hath my leave to discover, if he can : for we do not pretend to introduce any infallible characters into this history; where we hope nothing will be found which hath never yet been seen in human nature. To return therefore : the reader will not, I think, wonder that the different behaviour of the two lads above commemorated, produced the different effects of which he hath already seen some instance ; and besides this, there was another reason for the con- duct of the philosopher and the pedagogue ; but this being matter of great importance, we shall reveal it in the next chapter. CHAPTER VI Containing a Better Reason still eor the before-mentioned Opinions It is to be known then, that those two learned personages, who have lately made a considerable figure on the theatre of this history, had, from their first arrival at Mr Allworthy's house, taken so great an affection, the one to his virtue, the other to his religion, that they had meditated the closest alliance with him. THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 329 For this purpose they had cast their eyes on that fair widow, whom, though we have not for some time made any mention of her, the reader, we trust, hath not forgot. Mrs BHfil was indeed the object to which they both aspired. It may seem remarkable, that, of four persons whom we have commemorated at Mr Allworthy's house three of them should fix their inclinations on a lady who was never greatly celebrated for her beauty, and who was, moreover, now a little descended into the vale of years ; but in reality bosom friends, and intimate acquaintance, have a kind of natural propensity to particular females at the house of a friend — viz., to his grandmother, mother, sister, daughter, aunt, niece, or cousin, when they are rich ; and to his wife, sister, daughter, niece, cousin, mistress, or servant-maid, if they should be handsome. We would not, however, have our reader imagine, that persons of such characters as were supported by Thwackum and Square, would undertake a matter of this kind, which hath been a little censured by some rigid moralists, before they had thoroughly examined it, and considered whether it was (as Shakespear phrases it) "StufT o' th' conscience," or no. Thwackum was encouraged to the undertaking by reflecting that to covet your neighbour's sister is nowhere forbidden : and he knew it was a rule in the construction of all laws, that " Expressum facit cessare taciturn.'''' The sense of which is, "When a lawgiver sets down plainly his whole meaning, we are prevented from making him mean what we please ourselves." As some instances of women, therefore, are mentioned in the divine law, which forbids us to covet our neighbour's goods, and that of a sister omitted, he concluded it to be lawful. And as to Square, who was in his person what is called a jolly fellow, or a widow's man, he easily reconciled his choice to the eternal fitness of things. Now, as both of these gentlemen were industrious in taking every opportunity of recommending themselves to the widow, they apprehended one certain method was, by giving her son the constant preference to the other lad ; and as they conceived the kindness and affection which Mr Allworthy showed the latter, must be highly disagreeable to her, they doubted not but the laying hold on all occasions to degrade and viUfy him, would be 330 HENRY FIELDING highly pleasing to her ; who, as she hated the boy, must love those who did him any hurt. In this Thwackum had the ad- vantage ; for while Square could only scarify the poor lad's reputation, he could flea his skin ;' and, indeed, he considered every lash he gave him as a compliment paid to his mistress ; so that he could, with the utmost propriety, repeat this old flogging line, "Castigo te non quod odio habeam, sed quod Amem. I chastise thee not out of hatred, but out of love." And this, indeed, he often had in his mouth, or rather, according to the old phrase, never more properly applied, at his fingers' ends. For this reason, principally, the two gentlemen concurred, as we have seen above, in their opinion concerning the two lads ; this being, indeed, almost the only instance of their concurring on any point ; for, beside the difference of their principles, they had both long ago strongly suspected each other's design, and hated one another with no little degree of inveteracy. This mutual animosity was a good deal increased by their alternate successes; for Mrs Blifil knew what they would be at long before they imagined it ; or, indeed, intended she should : for they proceeded with great caution, lest she should be offended, and acquaint Mr Allworthy. But they had no reason for any such fear ; she was well enough pleased with a passion, of which she intended none should have any fruits but herself. And the only fruits she designed for herself were, flattery and courtship ; for which purpose she soothed them by turns, and a long time equally. She was, indeed, rather inclined to favour the parson's principles ; but Square's person was more agreeable to her eye, for he was a comely man ; whereas the pedagogue did in counte- nance very nearly resemble that gentleman, who, in the Harlot's Progress, is seen correcting the ladies in Bridewell. Whether Mrs Blifil had been surfeited with the sweets of mar- riage, or disgusted by its bitters, or from what other cause it proceeded, I will not determine ; but she could never be brought to listen to any second proposals. However, she at last conversed with Square with such a degree of intimacy that malicious tongues began to whisper things of her, to which, as well for the sake of the lady, as that they were highly disagreeable to the rule of right and the fitness of things, we will give no credit, and therefore THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 331 shall not blot our paper with them. The pedagogue, 'tis certain, whipped on, without getting a step nearer to his journey's end. Indeed he had committed a great error, and that Square discovered much sooner than himself. Mrs Blifil (as, perhaps, the reader may have formerly guessed) was not over and above pleased with the behaviour of her husband ; nay, to be honest, she absolutely hated him, till his death at last a little reconciled him to her affections. It will not be therefore greatly wondered at, if she had not the most violent regard to the offspring she had by him. And, in fact, she had so little of this regard, that in his infancy she seldom saw her son, or took any notice of him ; and hence she acquiesced, after a little reluctance, in all the fa- vours which Mr Allworthy showered on the foundling ; whom the good man called his own boy, and in all things put on an entire equality with Master Blifil. This acquiescence in Mrs Blifil was considered by the neighbours, and by the family, as a mark of her condescension to her brother's humour, and she was imagined by all others, as well as Thwackum and Square, to hate the foundling in her heart ; nay, the more civility she showed him, the more they conceived she detested him, and the surer schemes she was laying for his ruin : for as they thought it her inter- est to hate him, it was very difficult for her to persuade them she did not. Thwackum was the more confirmed in his opinion, as she had more than once shly caused him to whip Tom Jones, when Mr Allworthy, who was an enemy to this exercise, was abroad ; whereas she had never given any such orders concerning young Blifil. And this had likewise imposed upon Square. In reality, though she certainly hated her own son — of which, however monstrous it appears, I am assured she is not a singular instance — she appeared, notwithstanding all her outward compliance, to be in her heart sufficiently displeased with all the favour shown by Mr Allworthy to the foundfing. She frequently com- plained of this behind her brother's back, and very sharply censured him for it, both to Thwackum and Square ; nay, she would throw it in the teeth of Allworthy himself, when a Uttle quarrel, or miff, as it is vulgarly called, arose between them. However, when Tom grew up, and gave tokens of that gallantry 332 HENRY FIELDING of temper which greatly recommends men to women, this disin- chnation which she had discovered to him when a child, by de- grees abated, and at last she so evidently demonstrated her affection to him to be much stronger than what she bore her own son, that it was impossible to mistake her any longer. She was so desirous of often seeing him, and discovered such satisfaction and delight in his company, that before he was eighteen years old he was become a rival to both Square and Thwackum ; and what is worse, the whole country began to talk as loudly of her inclination to Tom, as they had before done of that which she had shown to Square: on which account the philosopher con- ceived the most implacable hatred for our poor heroe. CHAPTER VII In which the Author himself makes his Appearance on THE Stage Though Mr Allworthy was not of himself hasty to see things in a disadvantageous light, and was a stranger to the public voice, which seldom reaches to a brother or a husband, though it rings in the ears of all the neighbourhood ; yet was this affection of Mrs Blifil to Tom, and the preference which she too visibly gave him to her own son, of the utmost disadvantage to that youth. For such was the compassion which inhabited Mr Allworthy's mind, that nothing but the steel of justice could ever subdue it. To be unfortunate in any respect was sufficient, if there was no demerit to counterpoise it, to turn the scale of that good man's pity, and to engage his friendship and his benefaction. When therefore he plainly saw Master Blifil was absolutely detested (for that he was) by his own mother, he began, on that account only, to look with an eye of compassion upon him ; and what the effects of compassion are, in good and benevolent minds, I need not here explain to most of my readers. Henceforward he saw every appearance of virtue in the youth through the magnifying end, and viewed all his faults with the glass inverted, so that they became scarce perceptible. And this perhaps the amiable temper of pity may make commendable ; but the next step the weakness of human nature alone must THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING ^7,7, excuse ; for he no sooner perceived that preference which Mrs Blifil gave to Tom, than that poor youth (however innocent) began to sink in his affections as he rose in hers. This, it is true, would of itself alone never have been able to eradicate Jones from his bosom ; but it was greatly injurious to him, and prepared Mr Allworthy's mind for those impressions which afterwards produced the mighty events that will be contained hereafter in this history ; and to which, it must be confest, the unfortunate lad, by his own wantonness, wildness, and want of caution, too much contributed. In recording some instances of these, we shall, if rightly under- stood, afford a very useful lesson to those well-disposed youths who shall hereafter be our readers ; for they may here find, that goodness of heart, and openness of temper, though these may give them great comfort within, and administer to an honest pride in their own minds, will by no means, alas ! do their business in the world. Prudence and circumspection are necessary even to the best of men. They are indeed, as it were, a guard to Virtue, without which she can never be safe. It is not enough that your designs, nay, that your actions, are intrinsically good ; you must take care they shall appear so. If your inside be never so beauti- ful, you must preserve a fair outside also. This must be con- stantly looked to, or malice and envy will take care to blacken it so, that the sagacity and goodness of an Allworthy will not be able to see through it, and to discern the beauties within. Let this, my young readers, be your constant maxim, that no man can be good enough to enable him to neglect the rules of prudence ; nor will Virtue herself look beautiful, unless she be bedecked with the outward ornaments of decency and decorum. And this precept, my worthy disciples, if you read with due attention, you will, I hope, find sufficiently enforced by examples in the following pages. I ask pardon for this short appearance, by way of chorus, on the stage. It is in reality for my own sake, that, while I am dis- covering the rocks on which innocence and goodness often split, I may not be misunderstood to recommend the, very means to my worthy readers, by which I intend to show them they will be undone. And this, as I could not prevail on any of my actors to speak, I myself was obliged to declare. 334 HENRY FIELDING CHAPTER VIII A Childish Incident, in which, however, is seen a Good- natured Disposition in Tom Jones The reader may remember that Mr Allworthy gave Tom Jones a little horse, as a kind of smart-money for the punishment which he imagined he had suffered innocently. This horse Tom kept above half a year, and then rode him to a neighbouring fair, and sold him. At his return, being questioned by Thwackum what he had done with the money for which the horse was sold, he frankly declared he would not tell him. " Oho ! " says Thwackum, "you will not ! then I will have it out of your br — h ; " that being the place to which he always applied for information on every doubtful occasion. Tom was now mounted on the back of a footman, and every- thing prepared for execution, when Mr Allworthy, entering the room, gave the criminal a reprieve, and took him with him into another apartment; where, being alone with Tom, he put the same question to him which Thwackum had before asked him. Tom answered, he could in duty refuse him nothing ; but as for that tyrannical rascal, he would never make him any other answer than with a cudgel, with which he hoped soon to be able to pay him for all his barbarities. Mr Allworthy very severely reprimanded the lad for his in- decent and disrespectful expressions concerning his master ; but much more for his avowing an intention of revenge. He threatened him with the entire loss of his favour, if he ever heard such another word from his mouth ; for, he said, he would never support or befriend a reprobate. By these and the like declara- tions, he extorted some compunction from Tom, in which that youth was not over-sincere ; for he really meditated some return for all the smarting favours he had received at the hands of the pedagogue. He was, however, brought by Mr Allworthy to express a concern for his resentment against Thwackum ; and then the good man, after some wholesome admonition, permitted him to proceed, which he did as follows : — THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 335 "Indeed, my dear sir, I love and honour you more than all the world : I know the great obligations I have to you, and should detest myself if I thought my heart was capable of ingratitude. Could the little horse you gave me speak, I am sure he could tell you how fond I was of your present ; for I had more pleasure in feeding him than in riding him. Indeed, sir, it went to my heart to part with him ; nor would I have sold him upon any other account in the world than what I did. You yourself, sir, I am convinced, in my case, would have done the same : for none ever so sensibly felt the misfortunes of others. What would you feel, dear sir, if you thought yourself the occasion of them ? Indeed, sir, there never was any misery like theirs." "Like v/hose, child ? " says Allworthy : "What do you mean ? " "Oh, sir !" answered Tom, "your poor gamekeeper, with all his large family, ever since your discarding him, have been perishing with all the miseries of cold and hunger : I could not bear to see these poor wretches naked and starving, and at the same time know myself to have been the occasion of all their sufferings. I could not bear it, sir ; upon my soul, I could not." [Here the tears ran down his cheeks, and he thus proceeded.] "It was to save them from absolute destruction I parted with your dear present, notwithstanding all the value I had for it : I sold the horse for them, and they have every farthing of the money." Mr Allworthy now stood silent for some moments, and before he spoke the tears started from his eyes. He at length dismissed Tom with a gentle rebuke, advising him for the future to apply to him in cases of distress, rather than to use extraordinary means of reheving them himself. This affair was afterwards the subject of much debate between Thwackum and Square. Thwackum held, that this was flying in Mr Allworthy's face, who had intended to punish the fellow for his disobedience. He said, in some instances, what the world called charity appeared to him to be opposing the will of the Almighty, which had marked some particular persons for destruc- tion ; and that this was in like manner acting in opposition to Mr Allworthy ; concluding, as usual, with a hearty recommendation of birch. 336 HENRY FIELDING Square argued strongly on the other side, in opposition perhaps to Thwackum, or in comphance with Mr Allworthy, who seemed very much to approve what Jones had done. As to what he urged on this occasion, as I am convinced most of my readers will be much abler advocates for poor Jones, it would be impertinent to relate it. Indeed it was not difficult to reconcile to the rule of right an action which it would have been impossible to deduce from the rule of wrong. CHAPTER IX Containing an Incident of a more Heinous Kind, with the Comments or Thwackum and Square It hath been observed by some man of much greater reputation for wisdom than myself, that misfortunes seldom come single. An instance of this may, I believe, be seen in those gentlemen who have the misfortune to have any of their rogueries detected ; for here discovery seldom stops till the whole is come out. Thus it happened to poor Tom ; who was no sooner pardoned for selHng the horse, than he was discovered to have some time before sold a fine Bible which Mr Allworthy gave him, the money arising from which sale he had disposed of in the same manner. This Bible Master Blifil had purchased, though he had already such another of his own, partly out of respect for the book, and partly out of friendship to Tom, being unwilling that the Bible should be sold out of the family at half-price. He therefore deposited the said half-price himself ; for he was a very prudent lad, and so careful of his money, that he had laid up almost every penny which he had received from Mr Allworthy. Some people have been noted to be able to read in no book but their own. On the contrary, from the time when Master Bhfil was first possessed of this Bible, he never used any other. Nay, he was seen reading in it much oftener than he had before been in his own. Now, as he frequently asked Thwackum to explain difficult passages to him, that gentleman unfortunately took notice of Tom's name, which was written in many parts of the book. This brought on an inquiry, which obliged Master Blifil to discover the whole matter. THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 337 Thwackum was resolved a crime of this kind, which he called sacrilege, should not go unpunished. He therefore proceeded immediately to castigation : and not contented with that he acquainted Mr AUworthy, at their next meeting, with this mon- strous crime, as it appeared to him : inveighing against Tom in the most bitter terms, and likening him to the buyers and sellers who were driven out of the temple. Square saw this matter in a very different light. He said, he could not perceive any higher crime in selling one book than in selHng another. That to sell Bibles was strictly lawful by all laws both Divine and human, and consequently there was no unfitness in it. He told Thwackum, that his great concern on this occasion brought to his mind the story of a very devout woman, who, out of pure regard to religion, stole Tillotson's Sermons from a lady of her acquaintance. This story caused a vast quantity of blood to rush into the parson's face, which of itself was none of the palest ; and he was going to reply with great warmth and anger, had not Mrs Blifil, who was present at this debate, interposed. That lady declared herself absolutely of Mr Square's side. She argued, indeed, very learnedly in support of his opinion ; and concluded with saying, if Tom had been guilty of any fault, she must confess her own son appeared to be equally culpable ; for that she could see no difference between the buyer and the seller; both of whom were alike to be driven out of the temple. Mrs Blifil having declared her opinion, put an end to the debate. Square's triumph would almost have stopt his words, had he needed them ; and Thwackum, who, for reasons before- mentioned, durst not venture at disobliging the lady, was almost choaked with indignation. As to Mr AUworthy, he said, since the boy had been already punished he would not deliver his sentiments on the occasion ; and whether he was or was not angry with the lad, I must leave to the reader's own conjecture. Soon after this, an action was brought against the gamekeeper by Squire Western (the gentleman in whose manor the partridge was killed), for depredations of the like kind. This was a most unfortunate circumstance for the fellow, as it not only of itself threatened his ruin, but actually prevented Mr AUworthy from 338 HENRY FIELDING restoring him to his favour: for as that gentleman was walking out one evening with Master Bhfil and young Jones, the latter slily drew him to the habitation of Black George ; where the family of that poor wretch, namely, his wife and children, were found in all the misery with which cold, hunger, and nakedness, can affect human creatures : for as to the money they had re- ceived from Jones, former debts had consumed almost the whole. Such a scene as this could not fail of affecting the heart of Mr Allworthy. He immediately gave the mother a couple of guineas, with which he bid her cloath her children. The poor woman burst into tears at this goodness, and while she was thanking him, could not refrain from expressing her gratitude to Tom ; who had, she said, long preserved both her and hers from starving. "We have not," says she, "had a morsel to eat, nor have these poor children had a rag to put on, but what his goodness hath bestowed on us." For, indeed, besides the horse and the Bible, Tom had sacrificed a night-gown, and other things, to the use of this distressed family. On their return home, Tom made use of all his eloquence to display the wretchedness of these people, and the penitence of Black George himself ; and in this he succeeded so well, that Mr Allworthy said, he thought the man had suffered enough for what was past ; that he would forgive him, and think of some means of providing for him and his family. Jones was so delighted with this news, that, though it was dark when they returned home, he could not help going back a mile, in a shower of rain, to acquaint the poor woman with the glad tidings ; but, like other hasty divulgers of news, he only brought on himself the trouble of contradicting it : for the ill- fortune of Black George made use of the very opportunity of his friend's absence to overturn all again. CHAPTER X In which Master Blifil and Jones appear in Different Lights Master Blifil fell very short of his companion in the amiable quality of mercy ; but he as greatly exceeded him in one of a much higher kind, namely, in justice : in which he followed both THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 339 the precepts and example of Thwackum and Square ; for though they would both make frequent use of the word mercy, yet it was plain that in reality Square held it to be inconsistent with the rule of right ; and Thwackum was for doing justice, and leav- ing mercy to heaven. The two gentlemen did indeed somewhat differ in opinion concerning the objects of this sublime virtue ; by which Thwackum would probably have destroyed one half of mankind, and Square the other half. Master Blifil then, though he had kept silence in the presence of Jones, yet, when he had better considered the matter, could by no means endure the thought of suffering his uncle to confer favours on the undeserving. He therefore resolved immediately to acquaint him with the fact which we have above slightly hinted to the readers. The truth of which was as follows : The gamekeeper, about a year after he was dismissed from Mr Allworthy's service, and before Tom's selHng the horse, being in want of bread, either to fill his own mouth or those of his family, as he passed through a field belonging to Mr Western espied a hare sitting in her form. This hare he had basely and barbarously knocked on the head, against the laws of the land, and no less against the laws of sportsmen. The higgler to whom the hare was sold, being unfortunately taken many months after with a quantity of game upon him, was obliged to make his peace with the squire, by becoming evidence against some poacher. And now Black George was pitched upon by him, as being a person already obnoxious to Mr Western, and one of no good fame in the country. He was, besides, the best sacrifice the higgler could make, as he had sup- plied him with no game since ; and by this means the witness had an opportunity of screening his better customers : for the squire, being charmed with the power of punishing Black George, whom a single transgression was sufficient to ruin, made no further enquiry. Had this fact been truly laid before Mr Allworthy, it might probably have done the gamekeeper very little mischief. But there is no zeal blinder than that which is inspired with the love of justice against offenders. Master Blifil had forgot the distance of the time. He varied likewise in the manner of the fact : and by the hasty addition of the single letter S he considerably 340 HENRY FIELDING altered the story; for he said that George had wired hares. These alterations might probably have been set right, had not Master Blifil unluckily insisted on a promise of secrecy from Mr Allworthy before he revealed the matter to him ; but by that means the poor gamekeeper was condemned without having an opportunity to defend himself : for as the fact of killing the hare, and of the action brought, were certainly true, Mr Allworthy had no doubt concerning the rest. Short-lived then was the joy of these poor people ; for Mr Allworthy the next morning declared he had fresh reason, with- out assigning it, for his anger, and strictly forbad Tom to mention George any more : though as for his family, he said he would endeavour to keep them from starving ; but as to the fellow himself, he would leave him to the laws, which nothing could keep him from breaking. Tom could by no means divine what had incensed Mr All- worthy, for of Master Blifil he had not the least suspicion. However, as his friendship was to be tired out by no disap- pointments, he now determined to try another method of pre- serving the poor gamekeeper from ruin. Jones was lately grown very intimate with Mr Western. He had so greatly recommended himself to that gentleman, by leaping over five-barred gates, and by other acts of sportsman- ship, that the squire had declared Tom would certainly make a great man if he had but sufficient encouragement. He often wished he had himself a son with such parts ; and one day very solemnly asserted at a drinking bout, that Tom should hunt a pack of hounds for a thousand pound of his money, with any huntsman in the whole country. By such kind of talents he had so ingratiated himself with the squire, that he was a most welcome guest at his table, and a favourite companion in his sport : everything which the squire held most dear, to wit, his guns, dogs, and horses, were now as much at the command of Jones, as if they had been his own. He resolved therefore to make use of this favour on behalf of his friend Black George, whom he hoped to introduce into Mr Western's family, in the same capacity in which he had before served Mr Allworthy. THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 341 The reader, if he considers that this fellow was already ob- noxious to Mr Western, and if he considers farther the weighty business by which that gentleman's displeasure had been in- curred, will perhaps condemn this as a foolish and desperate undertaking ; but if he should totally condemn young Jones on that account, he will greatly applaud him for strengthening himself with all imaginable interest on so arduous an occasion. For this purpose, then, Tom applied to Mr Western's daughter, a young lady of about seventeen years of age, whom her father, next after those necessary implements of sport just before men- tioned, loved and esteemed above all the world. Now, as she had some influence on the squire, so Tom had some little in- fluence on her. But this being the intended heroine of this work, a lady with whom we ourselves are greatly in love, and with whom many of our readers will probably be in love, too, before we part, it is by no means proper she should make her appearance at the end of a book. CONTAINING THE TIME OF A YEAR BOOK IV. CHAPTER I Containing Five Pages of Paper As truth distinguishes our writings from those idle romances which are filled with monsters, the productions, not of nature, but of distempered brains ; and which have been therefore recom- mended by an eminent critic to the sole use of the pastry-cook ; so, on the other hand, we would avoid any resemblance to that kind of history which a celebrated poet seems to think is no less calculated for the emolument of the brewer, as the reading it should be always attended with a tankard of good ale — While — history with her comrade ale, Soothes the sad series of her serious tale. For as this is the liquor of modern historians, nay, perhaps their muse, if we may beheve the opinion of Butler, who attrib- utes inspiration to ale, it ought likewise to be the potation of their readers, since every book ought to be read with the same spirit and in the same manner as it is writ. Thus the famous 342 HENRY FIELDING author of Hurlothrumbo told a learned bishop, that the reason his lordship could not taste the excellence of his piece was, that he did not read it with a fiddle in his hand ; which instrument he himself had always had in his own, when he composed it. That our work, therefore, might be in no danger of being likened to the labours of these historians, we have taken every occasion of interspersing through the whole sundry similes, de- scriptions, and other kind of poetical embellishments. These are, indeed, designed to supply the place of the said ale, and to refresh the mind, whenever those slumbers, which in a long work are apt to invade the reader as well as the writer, shall begin to creep upon him. Without interruptions of this kind, the best narrative of plain matter of fact must overpower every reader; for nothing but the everlasting watchfulness, which Homer has ascribed only to Jove himself, can be proof against a newspaper of many volumes. We shall leave to the reader to determine with what judgment we have chosen the several occasions for inserting those orna- mental parts of our work. Surely it will be allowed that none could be more proper than the present, where we are about to introduce a considerable character on the scene ; no less, indeed, than the heroine of this heroic, historical, prosaic poem. Here, therefore, we have thought proper to prepare the mind of the reader for her reception, by filling it with every pleasing image which we can draw from the face of nature. And for this method we plead many precedents. First, this is an art well known to, and much practised by, our tragick poets, who seldom fail to prepare their audience for the reception of their principal characters. Thus the heroe is always introduced with a flourish of drums and trumpets, in order to rouse a martial spirit in the audience, and to accommodate their ears to bombast and fustian, which Mr Locke's blind man would not have grossly erred in likening to the sound of a trumpet. Again, when lovers are coming forth, soft music often conducts them on the stage, either to soothe the audience with the softness of the tender passion, or to lull and prepare them for that gentle slumber in which they will most probably be composed by the ensuing scene. THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 343 And not only the poets, but the masters of these poets, the managers of playhouses, seem to be in this secret; for, besides the aforesaid kettle-drums, &c., which denote the heroe's ap- proach, he is generally ushered on the stage by a large troop of half a dozen scene-shifters ; and how necessary these are imagined to his appearance, may be concluded from the following theatri- cal story : — King Pyrrhus was at dinner at an ale-house bordering on the theatre, when he was summoned to go on the stage. The heroe, being unwilling to quit his shoulder of mutton, and as unwilling to draw on himself the indignation of Mr Wilks (his brother- manager) for making the audience wait, had bribed these his harbingers to be out of the way. While Mr Wilks, therefore, was thundering out, "Where are the carpenters to walk on before King Pyrrhus?" that monarch very quietly eat his mutton, and the audience however impatient, were obliged to entertain themselves with music in his absence. To be plain, I much question whether the politician, who hath generally a good nose, hath not scented out somewhat of the utility of this practice. I am convinced that awful magistrate my lord-mayor contracts a good deal of that reverence which attends him through the year, by the several pageants which precede his pomp. Nay, I must confess, that even I myself, who am not remarkably liable to be captivated with show, have yielded not a little to the impressions of much preceding state. When I have seen a man strutting in a procession, after others whose business was only to walk before him, I have conceived a higher notion of his dignity than I have felt on seeing him in a common situation. But there is one instance, which comes exactly up to my purpose. This is the custom of sending on a basket-woman, who is to precede the pomp at a coronation, and to strew the stage with flowers, before the great personages begin their procession. The antients would certainly have invoked the goddess Flora for this purpose, and it would have been no difliculty for their priests, or politicians to have per- suaded the people of the real presence of the deity, though a plain mortal had personated her and performed her offlce. But we have no such design of imposing on our reader ; and therefore 344 HENRY FIELDING those who object to the heathen theology, may, if they please, change our goddess into the above-mentioned basket-woman. Our intention, in short, is to introduce our heroine with the utmost solemnity in our power, with an elevation of stile, and all other circumstances proper to raise the veneration of our reader. Indeed we would, for certain causes, advise those of our male readers who have any hearts, to read no farther, were we not well assured, that how amiable soever the picture of our heroine will appear, as it is really a copy from nature, many of our fair countrywomen will be found worthy to satisfy any pas- sion, and to answer any idea of female perfection which our pencil will be able to raise. And now, without any further preface, we proceed to our next chapter. CHAPTER II A Short Hint or what we can do in the Sublime, and a Description of Miss Sophia Western Hushed be every ruder breath. May the heathen ruler of the winds confine in iron chains the boisterous limbs of noisy Boreas, and the sharp-pointed nose of bitter-biting Eurus. Do thou, sweet Zephyrus, rising from thy fragrant bed, mount the western sky, and lead on those delicious gales, the charms of which call forth the lovely Flora from her chamber, perfumed with pearly dews, when on the ist of June, her birth-day, the blooming maid, in loose attire, gently trips it over the verdant mead, where every flower rises to do her homage, till the whole field becomes enamelled, and colours contend with sweets which shall ravish her most. So charming may she now appear ! and you the feathered choristers of nature, whose sweetest notes not even Handel can excell, tune your melodious throats to celebrate her appearance. From love proceeds your music, and to love it returns. Awaken therefore that gentle passion in every swain : for lo ! adorned with all the charms in which nature can array her ; bedecked with beauty, youth, sprightliness, innocence, modesty, and tender- ness, breathing sweetness from her rosy lips, and darting bright- ness from her sparkling eyes, the lovely Sophia comes ! THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 345 Reader, perhaps thou hast seen the statue of the Venus de Medicis. Perhaps, too, thou hast seen the gallery of beau- ties at Hampton Court. Thou may'st remember each bright Churchill of the galaxy, and all the toasts of the Kit-cat. Or, if their reign was before thy times, at least thou hast seen their daughters, the no less dazzling beauties of the present age ; whose names, should we here insert, we apprehend they would fill the whole volume. Now if thou hast seen all these, be not afraid of the rude answer which Lord Rochester once gave to a man who had seen many things. No. If thou hast seen all these without know- ing what beauty is, thou hast no eyes ; if without feehng its power, thou hast no heart. Yet is it possible, my friend, that thou mayest have seen all these without being able to form an exact idea of Sophia ; for she did not exactly resemble any of them. She was most like the picture of Lady Ranelagh : and, I have heard, more still to the famous dutchess of Mazarine ; but most of all she resembled one whose image never can depart from my breast, and whom, if thou dost remember, thou hast then, my friend, an adequate idea of Sophia. But lest this should not have been thy fortune, we will en- deavour with our utmost skill to describe this paragon, though we are sensible that our highest abilities are very inadequate to the task. Sophia, then, the only daughter of Mr Western, was a middle- sized woman ; but rather inclining to tall. Her shape was not only exact, but extremely delicate : and the nice proportion of her arms promised the truest symmetry in her limbs. Her hair, which was black, was so luxuriant, that it reached her middle, before she cut it to comply with the modern fashion ; and it was now curled so gracefully in her neck, that few could believe it to be her own. If envy could find any part of the face which demanded less commendation than the rest, it might possibly think her forehead might have been higher without prejudice to her. Her eyebrows were full, even, and arched beyond the power of art to imitate. Her black eyes had a lustre in them, which all her softness could not extinguish. Her nose 346 HENRY FIELDING was exactly regular, and her mouth, in which were two rows of ivory, exactly answered Sir John Suckhng's description in those lines : — Her lips were red, and one was thin, Compar'd to that was next her chin. Some bee had stung it newly. Her cheeks were of the oval kind ; and in her right she had a dimple, which the least smile discovered. Her chin had cer- tainly its share in forming the beauty of her face ; but it was difficult to say it was either large or small, though perhaps it was rather of the former kind. Her complexion had rather more of the lily than of the rose ; but when exercise or modesty in- creased her natural colour, no vermiHon could equal it. Then one might indeed cry out with the celebrated Dr Donne : Her pure and eloquent blood Spoke in her cheeks, and so distinctly wrought That one might almost say her body thought. Her neck was long and finely turned : and here, if I was not afraid of offending her delicacy, I might justly say, the highest beauties of the famous Venus de Medicis were outdone. Here was whiteness which no lilies, ivory, nor alabaster could match. The finest cambric might indeed be supposed from envy to cover that bosom which was much whiter than itself. — It was indeed, Nitor splendens Pario marmore purius. A gloss shining beyond the purest brightness of Parian marble. Such was the outside of Sophia ; nor was this beautiful frame disgraced by an inhabitant unworthy of it. Her mind was every way equal to her person ; nay, the latter borrowed some charms from the former ; for when she smiled, the sweetness of her temper diffused that glory over her countenance which no regularity of features can give. But as there are no perfections of the mind which do not discover themselves in that perfect intimacy to which we intend to introduce our reader with this charming young creature, so it is needless to mention them here : nay, it is a kind of tacit affront to our reader's understanding, THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 347 and may also rob him of that pleasure which he will receive in forming his own judgment of her character. It may, however, be proper to say, that whatever mental accomplishments she had derived from nature, they were some- what improved and cultivated by art : for she had been educated under the care of an aunt, who was a lady of great discretion, and was thoroughly acquainted with the world, having lived in her youth about the court, whence she had retired some years since into the country. By her conversation and instructions, Sophia was perfectly well bred, though perhaps she wanted a little of that ease in her behaviour which is to be acquired only by habit, and living within what is called the pohte circle. But this, to say the truth, is often too dearly purchased ; and though it hath charms so inexpressible, that the French, perhaps, among other qualities, mean to express this, when they declare they know not what it is ; yet its absence is well compensated by innocence ; nor can good sense and a natural gentility ever stand in need of it. CHAPTER III Wherein the History goes back to commemorate a Tripling Incident that happened Some Years since ; but which, Trifling as it was, had some Future Consequences The amiable Sophia was now in her eighteenth year, when she is introduced into this history. Her father, as hath been said, was fonder of her than of any other human creature. To her, therefore, Tom Jones applied, in order to engage her interest on the behalf of his friend the gamekeeper. But before we proceed to this business, a short recapitulation of some previous matters may be necessary. Though the different tempers of Mr Allworthy and of Mr Western did not admit of a very intimate correspondence, yet they Hved upon what is called a decent footing together ; by which means the young people of both families had been ac- quainted from their infancy ; and as they were all near of the same age, had been frequent playmates together. The gaiety of Tom's temper suited better with Sophia, than 348 HENRY FIELDING the grave and sober disposition of Master Blifil. And the pref- erence which she gave the former of these, would often appear so plainly, that a lad of a more passionate turn than Master Blifil was, might have shown some displeasure at it. As he did not, however, outwardly express any such disgust, it would be an ill office in us to pay a visit to the inmost recesses of his mind, as some scandalous people search into the most secret affairs of their friends, and often pry into their closets and cupboards, only to discover their poverty and meanness to the world. However, as persons who suspect they have given others cause of offence, are apt to conclude they are offended ; so Sophia imputed an action of Master Blifil to his anger, which the supe- rior sagacity of Thwackum and Square discerned to have arisen from a much better principle. Tom Jones, when very young, had presented Sophia with a little bird, which he had taken from the nest, had nursed up, and taught to sing. Of this bird, Sophia, then about thirteen years old, was so extremely fond, that her chief business was to feed and tend it, and her chief pleasure to play with it. By these means little Tommy, for so the bird was called, was become so tame, that it would feed out of the hand of its mistress, would perch upon the finger, and lie contented in her bosom, where it seemed almost sensible of its own happiness ; though she always kept a small string about its leg, nor would ever trust it with the liberty of flying away. One day, when Mr Allworthy and his whole family dined at Mr Western's, Master Blifil, being in the garden with Httle Sophia, and observing the extreme fondness that she showed for her Httle bird, desired her to trust it for a moment in his hands. Sophia presently compHed with the young gentleman's request, and after some previous caution, delivered him her bird ; of which he was no sooner in possession, than he slipt the string from its leg and tossed it into the air. The foolish animal no sooner perceived itself at liberty, than forgetting all the favours it had received from Sophia, it flew directly from her, and perched on a bough at some distance. THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 349 Sophia, seeing her bird gone, screamed out so loud, that Tom Jones, who was at a Httle distance, immediately ran to her assistance. He was no sooner informed of what had happened, than he cursed Blifil for a pitiful malicious rascal ; and then immediately stripping off his coat he applied himself to climbing the tree to which the bird escaped. Tom had almost recovered his little namesake, when the branch on which it was perched, and that hung over a canal, broke, and the poor lad plumped over head and ears into the water. Sophia's concern now changed its object. And as she appre- hended the boy's life was in danger, she screamed ten times louder than before ; and indeed Master Blifil himself now sec- onded her with all the vociferation in his power. The company, who were sitting in a room next the garden, were instantly alarmed, and came all forth ; but just as they reached the canal, Tom (for the water was luckily pretty shal- low in that part) arrived safely on shore. Thwackum fell violently on poor Tom, who stood dropping and shivering before him, when Mr Allworthy desired him to have patience; and turning to Master Blifil, said, "Pray, child, what is the reason of all this disturbance ? " Master Blifil answered, "Indeed, uncle, I am very sorry for what I have done ; I have been unhappily the occasion of it all. I had Miss Sophia's bird in my hand, and thinking the poor creature languished for liberty, I own I could not forbear giving it what it desired ; for I always thought there was something very cruel in confining anything. It seemed to be against the law of nature, by which everything hath a right to liberty ; nay, it is even unchristian, for it is not doing what we would be done by ; but if I had imagined Miss Sophia would have been so much concerned at it, I am sure I never would have done it ; nay, if I had known what would have happened to the bird itself : for when Master Jones, who climbed up that tree after it, fell into the water, the bird took a second flight, and presently a nasty hawk carried it away." Poor Sophia, who now first heard of her little Tommy's fate 350 HENRY FIELDING (for her concern for Jones had prevented her perceiving it when it happened), shed a shower of tears. These Mr Allworthy endeavoured to assuage, promising her a much finer bird : but she declared she would never have another. Her father chid her for crying so for a foolish bird ; but could not help telling young Blifil, if he was a son of his, his backside should be well fiead. Sophia now returned to her chamber, the two young gentle- men were sent home, and the rest of the company returned to their bottle ; where a conversation ensued on the subject of the bird, so curious, that we think it deserves a chapter by itself. CHAPTER XIII A Dreadful Accident which befel Sophia. The Gallant Behaviour of Jones, and the more Dreadful Consequence OF THAT Behaviour to the Young Lady ; with a Short Digression in Favour of the Female Sex Mr Western grew every day fonder and fonder of Sophia, insomuch that his beloved dogs themselves almost gave place to her in his affections ; but as he could not prevail on himself to abandon these, he contrived very cunningly to enjoy their company, together with that of his daughter, by insisting on her riding a hunting with him. Sophia, to whom her father's word was a law, readily complied with his desires, though she had not the least delight in a sport, which was of too rough and masculine a nature to suit with her disposition. She had however another motive, beside her obedience, to accompany the old gentleman in the chase ; for by her presence she hoped in some measure to restrain his impetuosity, and to prevent him from so frequently exposing his neck to the utmost hazard. The strongest objection was that which would have formerly been an inducement to her, namely, the frequent meeting with young Jones, whom she had determined to avoid ; but as the end of the hunting season now approached, she hoped, by a short absence with her aunt, to reason herself entirely out of her unfor- tunate passion ; and had not any doubt of being able to meet him in the field the subsequent season without the least danger. THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 351 On the second day of her hunting, as she was returning from the chase, and was arrived within a httle distance from Mr West- ern's house, her horse, whose mettlesome spirit required a better rider, fell suddenly to prancing and capering in such a manner that she was in the most imminent peril of falling. Tom Jones, who was at a little distance behind, saw this, and immediately galloped up to her assistance. As soon as he came up, he leapt from his own horse, and caught hold of hers by the bridle. The unruly beast presently reared himself an end on his hind legs, and threw his lovely burthen from his back, and Jones caught her in his arms. She was so affected with the fright, that she was not imme- diately able to satisfy Jones, who was very sollicitous to know whether she had received any hurt. She soon after, however, recovered her spirits, assured him she was safe, and thanked him for the care he had taken of her. Jones answered, "If I have preserved you, madam, I am sufficiently repaid ; for I promise you, I would have secured you from the least harm at the expense of a much greater misfortune to myself than I have suffered on this occasion." "What misfortune?" replied Sophia eagerly; "I hope you have come to no mischief?" "Be not concerned, madam," answered Jones. "Heaven be praised you have escaped so well, considering the danger you was in. If I have broke my arm, I consider it as a trifle, in com- parison of what I feared upon your account." Sophia then screamed out, "Broke your arm! Heaven forbid." "I am afraid I have, madam," says Jones: "but I beg you will suffer me first to take care of you. I have a right hand yet at your service, to help you into the next field, whence we have but a very little walk to your father's house." Sophia seeing his left arm dangling by his side, while he was using the other to lead her, no longer doubted of the truth. She now grew much paler than her fears for herself had made her before. All her limbs were seized with a trembling, insomuch that Jones could scarce support her ; and as her thoughts were in no less agitation, she could not refrain from giving Jones a 352 HENRY FIELDING look so full of tenderness, that it almost argued a stronger sen- sation in her mind, than even gratitude and pity united can raise in the gentlest female bosom, without the assistance of a third more powerful passion. Mr Western, who was advanced at some distance when this accident happened, was now returned, as were the rest of the horsemen. Sophia immediately acquainted them with what had befallen Jones, and begged them to take care of him. Upon which Western, who had been much alarmed by meeting his daughter's horse without its rider, and was now overjoyed to find her unhurt, cried out, " I am glad it is no worse. If Tom hath broken his arm, we will get a joiner to mend un again." The squire alighted from his horse, and proceeded to his house on foot, with his daughter and Jones. An impartial spec- tator, who had met them on the way, would, on viewing their several countenances, have concluded Sophia alone to have been the object of compassion : for as to Jones, he exulted in having probably saved the hfe of the young lady, at the price only of a broken bone; and Mr Western, though he was not unconcerned at the accident which had befallen Jones, was, however, delighted in a much higher degree with the fortunate escape of his daughter. The generosity of Sophia's temper construed this behaviour of Jones into great bravery ; and it made a deep impression on her heart : for certain it is, that there is no one quality which so generally recommends men to women as this ; proceeding, if we believe the common opinion, from that natural timidity of the sex, which is, says Mr Osborne, ''so great, that a woman is the most cowardly of all the creatures God ever made;" — a sentiment more remarkable for its bluntness than for its truth. Aristotle, in his Pohtics, doth them, I believe, more justice, when he says, "The modesty and fortitude of men differ from those virtues in women; for the fortitude which becomes a woman, would be cowardice in a man ; and the modesty which becomes a man, would be pertness in a woman." Nor is there, perhaps, more of truth in the opinion of those who derive the partiality which women are inclined to show to the brave, from this excess of their fear. Mr Bayle (I think, in his article of THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 353 Helen) imputes this, and with greater probabihty, to their vio- lent love of glory ; for the truth of which, we have the authority of him who of all others saw farthest into human nature, and who introduces the heroine of his Odyssey, the great pattern of matrimonial love and constancy, assigning the glory of her hus- band as the only source of her affection towards him.^ However this be, certain it is that the accident operated very strongly on Sophia ; and, indeed, after much enquiry into the matter, I am inclined to believe, that, at this very time, the charming Sophia made no less impression on the heart of Jones ; to say truth, he had for some time become sensible of the irre- sistible power of her charms. BOOK V. CHAPTER II In which Mr Jones receives Many Friendly Visits during his Confinement; with Some Fine Touches or the Passion OF Love, scarce Visible to the Naked Eye Tom Jones had many visitors during his confinement, though some, perhaps, were not very agreeable to him. Mr Allworthy saw him almost every day ; but though he pitied Tom's suffer- ings, and greatly approved the gallant behaviour which had occasioned them ; yet he thought this was a favourable oppor- tunity to bring him to a sober sense of his indiscreet conduct; and that wholesome advice for that purpose could never be applied at a 'more proper geason than at the present, when the mind was softened by pain and sickness, and alarmed by danger ; and when its attention was unembarrassed with those turbulent passions which engage us in the pursuit of pleasure. At all seasons, therefore, when the good man was alone with the youth, especially when the latter was totally at ease, he took occasion to remind him of his former miscarriages, but in the mildest and tenderest manner, and only in order to introduce the caution which he prescribed for his future behaviour; "on which alone," he assured him, "would depend his own felicity, and the kindness which he might yet promise himself to receive 1 The English reader will not find this in the poem ; for the sentiment is entirely left out in the translation. [Author's note.] 354 HENRY FIELDING at the hands of his father by adoption, unless he should here- after forfeit his good opinion : for as to what had past," he said, ''it should be all forgiven and forgotten. He therefore advised him to make a good use of this accident, that so in the end it might prove a visitation for his own good." Thwackum was likewise pretty assiduous in his visits ; and he too considered a sick-bed to be a convenient scene for lec- tures. His stile, however, was more severe than Mr Allworthy's : he told his pupil, "That he ought to look on his broken Umb as a judgment from heaven on his sins. That it would become him to be daily on his knees, pouring forth thanksgivings that he had broken his arm only, and not his neck; which latter," he said, "was very probably reserved for some future occasion, and that, perhaps, not very remote. For his part," he said, "he had often wondered some judgment had not overtaken him before; but it might be perceived by this, that Divine punishments, though slow, are always sure." Hence Hkewise he advised him, "to foresee, with equal certainty, the greater evils which were yet behind, and which were as sure as this of overtaking him in his state of reprobacy. These are," said he, "to be averted only by such a thorough and sincere repentance as is not to be expected or hoped for from one so abandoned in his youth, and whose mind, I am afraid, is totally corrupted. It is my duty, however, to exhort you to this repentance, though I too well know all exhor- tations will be vain and fruitless. But liberavi animam meam. I can accuse my own conscience of no neglect ; though it is at the same time with the utmost concern I see you travelling on to certain misery in this world, and to as certain damnation in the next." Square talked in a very diflferent strain; he said, "Such acci- dents as a broken bone were below the consideration of a wise man. That it was abundantly sufficient to reconcile the mind to any of these mischances, to reflect that they are liable to befal the wisest of mankind, and are undoubtedly for the good of the whole." He said, "It was a mere abuse of words to call those things evils, in which there was no moral unfitness : that pain, which was the worst consequence of such accidents, was the most contemptible thing in the world;" with more of the like THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 355 sentences, extracted out of the second book of Tully's Tusculan questions, and from the great Lord Shaftesbury. In pronounc- ing these he was one day so eager, that he unfortunately bit his tongue ; and in such a manner, that it not only put an end to his discourse, but created much emotion in him, and caused him to mutter an oath or two : but what was worst of all, this acci- dent gave Thwackum, who was present, and who held all such doctrine to be heathenish and atheistical, an opportunity to clap , a judgment on his back. Now this was done with so malicious a sneer, that it totally unhinged (if I may so say) the temper of the philosopher, which the bite of his tongue had somewhat ruffled ; and as he was disabled from venting his wrath at his lips, he had possibly found a more violent method of revenging himself, had not the surgeon, who was then luckily in the room, contrary to his own interest, interposed and preserved the peace. Mr Blifil visited his friend Jones but seldom, and never alone. This worthy young man, however, professed much regard for him, and as great concern at his misfortune ; but cautiously avoided any intimacy, lest, as he frequently hinted, it might contaminate the sobriety of his own character : for which pur- pose he had constantly in his mouth that proverb in which Solo- mon speaks against evil communication. Not that he was so bitter as Thwackum ; for he always expressed some hopes of Tom's reformation; "which," he said, "the unparalleled good- ness shown by his uncle on this occasion, must certainly effect in one not absolutely abandoned :" but concluded, "if Mr Jones ever offends hereafter, I shall not be able to say a syllable in his favour." As to Squire Western, he was seldom out of the sick-room, unless when he was engaged either in the field or over his bottle. Nay, he would sometimes retire hither to take his beer, and it was not without difficulty that he was prevented from forcing Jones to take his beer too : for no quack ever held his nostrum to be a more general panacea than he did this ; which, he said, had more virtue in it than was in all the physic in an apothecary's shop. He was, however, by much entreaty, prevailed on to forbear the application of this medicine ; but from serenading his patient every hunting morning with the horn under his window, it was 356 HENRY FIELDING impossible to withhold him ; nor did he ever lay aside that hallow, with which he entered into all companies, when he visited Jones, without any regard to the sick person's being at that time either awake or asleep. This boisterous behaviour, as it meant no harm, so happily it effected none, and was abundantly compensated to Jones, as soon as he was able to sit up, by the company of Sophia, whom the squire then brought to visit him ; nor was it, indeed, long before Jones was able to attend her to the harpsichord, where she would kindly condescend, for hours together, to charm him with the most delicious music, unless when the squire thought proper to interrupt her, by insisting on Old Sir Simon, or some other of his favourite pieces. Notwithstanding the nicest guard which Sophia endeavoured to set on her behaviour, she could not avoid letting some appear- ances now and then slip forth : for love may again be likened to a disease in this, that when it is denied a vent in one part, it will certainly break out in another. What her lips, therefore, con- cealed, her eyes, her blushes, and many little involuntary actions, betrayed. One day, when Sophia was playing on the harpsichord, and Jones was attending, the squire came into the room, crying, ''There, Tom, I have had a battle for thee below-stairs with thick parson Thwackum. He hath been a telling Allworthy, before my face, that the broken bone was a judgment upon thee. D — n it, says I, how can that be ? Did he not come by it in defence of a young woman ? A judgment indeed ! Pox, if he never doth anything worse, he will go to heaven sooner than all the parsons in the country. He hath more reason to glory in it than to be ashamed of it." — "Indeed, sir," says Jones, "I have no reason for either ; but if it preserved Miss Western, I shall always think it the happiest accident of my life." — "And to gu," said the squire, "to zet Allworthy against thee vor it! D — n un, if the parson had unt his petticuoats on, I should have lent un o flick ; for I love thee dearly, my boy, and d— n me if there is anything in my power which I won't do for thee. Sha't take thy choice of all the horses in my stable to-morrow morn- ing, except only the Chevalier and Miss Slouch." Jones thanked THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 357 him, but declined accepting the offer. "Nay," added the squire, *'sha't ha the sorrel mare that Sophy rode. She cost me fifty guineas, and comes six years old this grass." "If she had cost me a thousand," cries Jones passionately, "I would have given her to the dogs." "Pooh ! pooh !" answered Western ; "what ! because she broke thy arm ? Shouldst forget and forgive. I thought hadst been more a man than to bear malice against a dumb creature." — Here Sophia interposed, and put an end to the conversation, by desiring her father's leave to play to him ; a request which he never refused. The countenance of Sophia had undergone more than one change during the foregoing speeches ; and probably she imputed the passionate resentment which Jones had expressed against the mare, to a different motive from that from which her father had derived it. Her spirits were at this time in a visible flutter ; and she played so intolerably ill, that had not Western soon fallen asleep, he must have remarked it. Jones, however, who was sufficiently awake, and was not without an ear any more than without eyes, made some observations ; which being joined to all which the reader may remember to have passed formerly, gave him pretty strong assurances, when he came to reflect on the whole, that all was not well in the tender bosom of Sophia ; an opinion which many young gentlemen will, I doubt not, ex- tremely wonder at his not having been well confirmed in long ago. To confess the truth, he had rather too much diflidence in himself, and was not forward enough in seeing the advances of a young lady ; a misfortune which can be cured only by that early town education, which is at present so generally in fashion. When these thoughts had fully taken possession of Jones, they occasioned a perturbation in his mind, which, in a consti- tution less pure and firm than his, might have been, at such a season, attended with very dangerous consequences. He was truly sensible of the great worth of Sophia. He extremely Hked her person, no less admired her accomplishments, and tenderly loved her goodness. In reahty, as he had never once enter- tained any thought of possessing her, nor had ever given the least voluntary indulgence to his inclinations, he had a much stronger passion for her than he himself was acquainted with. His heart 358 HENRY FIELDING now brought forth the full secret, at the same time that it assured him the adorable object returned his affection. CHAPTER IV A Little Chapter, in which is Contained a Little Incident Among other visitants, who paid their comphments to the young gentleman in his confinement, Mrs Honour was one. The reader, perhaps, when he reflects on some expressions which have formerly dropt from her, may conceive that she herself had a very particular affection for Mr Jones ; but, in reality, it was no such thing. Tom was a handsome young fellow ; and for that species of men Mrs Honour had some regard ; but this was perfectly indiscriminate ; for having been crossed in the love which she bore a certain nobleman's footman, who had basely deserted her after a promise of marriage, she had so securely kept together the broken remains of her heart, that no man had ever since been able to possess himself of any single fragment. She viewed all handsome men with that equal regard and benevolence which a sober and virtuous mind bears to all the good. She might indeed be called a lover of men, as Socrates was a lover of mankind, preferring one to another for corporeal, as he for mental qualifications ; but never carrying this preference so far as to cause any perturbation in the phil- osophical serenity of her temper. The day after Mr Jones had that conflict with himself which we have seen in the preceding chapter, Mrs Honour came into his room, and finding him alone, began in the following manner : — "La, sir, where do you think I have been? I warrants you, you would not guess in fifty years ; but if you did guess, to be sure I must not tell you neither." — "Nay, if it be something which you must not tell me," said Jones, "I shall have the curiosity to enquire, and I know you will not be so barbarous to refuse me." — "I don't know," cries she, "why I should refuse you neither, for that matter; for to be sure you won't mention it any more. And for that matter, if you knew where I have been, unless you knew what I have been about, it would not signify much. Nay, I don't see why it should be kept a secret THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 359 for my part ; for to be sure she is the best lady in the world." Upon this, Jones began to beg earnestly to be let into this secret, and faithfully promised not to divulge it. She then proceeded thus : — "Why, you must know, sir, my young lady sent me to enquire after Molly Seagrim, and to see whether the wench wanted anything ; to be sure, I did not care to go, methinks ; but servants must do what they are ordered. — So my lady bid me go and carry her some linen, and other things. She is too good. If such forward sluts were sent to Bridewel, it would be better for them. I told my lady, says I, madam, your la'ship is encouraging idleness." — "And was my Sophia so good?" says Jones. "My Sophia! I assure you, marry come up," answered Honour. "And yet if you knew all- — " "What do you mean by these words," replied Jones, "if I knew all?" "I mean what I mean," says Honour. "Don't you remember putting your hands in my lady's muff once ? I vow I could almost find in my heart to tell, if I was certain my lady would never come to the hearing on't." Jones then made several solemn protestations. And Honour proceeded — "Then to be sure, my lady gave me that muff ; and afterwards, upon hearing what you had done " "Then you told her what I had done ? " interrupted Jones. "If I did, sir," answered she, "you need not be angry with me. Many's the man would have given his head to have had my lady told, if they had known, — for, to be sure, the biggest lord in the land might be proud — but, I pro- test, I have a great mind not to tell you." Jones fell to entreaties, and soon prevailed on her to go on thus. "You must know then, sir, that my lady had given this muff to me ; but about a day or two after I had told her the story, she quarrels with her new muff, and to be sure it is the prettiest that ever was seen. Honour, says she, this is an odious muff ; it is too big for me, I can't wear it : till I can get another, you must let me have my old one again, and you may have this in the room on't — for she's a good lady, and scorns to give a thing and take a thing, I promise you that. So to be sure I fetched it her back again, and, I believe, she hath worn it upon her arm almost ever since, and I warrants hath given it many a kiss when nobody hath seen her." 360 HENRY FIELDING 1 Here the conversation was interrupted by Mr Western him- self, who came to summon Jones to the harpsichord ; whither the poor young fellow went all pale and trembling. This Western observed, but, on seeing Mrs Honour, imputed it to a wrong cause ; and having given Jones a hearty curse between jest and earnest, he bid him beat abroad, and not poach up the game in his warren. Sophia looked this evening with more than usual beauty, and we may believe it was no small addition to her charms, in the eye of Mr Jones, that she now happened to have on her right arm this very muff. She was playing one of her father's favourite tunes, and he was leaning on her chair, when the muff fell over her fingers, and put her out. This so disconcerted the squire, that he snatched the muff from her, and with a hearty curse threw it into the fire. Sophia instantly started up, and with the utmost eagerness recovered it from the flames. Though this incident will probably appear of little consequence to many of our readers ; yet, trifling as it was, it had so violent an effect on poor Jones, that we thought it our duty to relate it. In reality, there are many little circumstances too often omitted by injudicious historians, from which events of the utmost importance arise. The world may indeed be considered as a vast machine, in which the great wheels are originally set in motion by those which are very minute, and almost imperceptible to any but the strongest eyes. Thus, not all the charms of the incomparable Sophia ; not all the dazzling brightness, and languishing softness of her eyes ; the harmony of her voice, and of her person; not all her wit, good-humour, greatness of mind, or sweetness of disposition, had been able so absolutely to conquer and enslave the heart of poor Jones, as this little incident of the muff. The citadel of Jones was now taken by surprize. All those considerations of honour and prudence which our heroe had lately with so much military wisdom placed as guards over the avenues of his heart, ran away from their posts, and the god of love marched in, in triumph. THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 361 BOOK VI. CHAPTER II The Character of Mrs Western. Her Great Learning and Knowledge of the World, and an Instance of the Deep Penetration which she derived from those Advantages The reader hath seen Mr Western, his sister, and daughter, with young Jones, and the parson, going together to Mr Western's house, where the greater part of the company spent the evening with much joy and festivity. Sophia was indeed the only grave person ; for as to Jones, though love had now gotten entire posses- sion of his heart, yet the pleasing reflection on Mr Allworthy's recovery, and the presence of his mistress, joined to some tender looks which she now and then could not refrain from giving him, so elevated our heroe, that he joined the mirth of the other three, who were perhaps as good-humoured people as any in the world. Sophia retained the same gravity of countenance the next morning at breakfast; whence she retired likewise earlier than usual, leaving her father and aunt together. The squire took no notice of this change in his daughter's disposition. To say the truth, though he was somewhat of a politician, and had been twice a candidate in the country interest at an election, he was a man of no great observation. His sister was a lady of a different turn. She had lived about the court, and had seen the world. Hence she had acquired all that knowledge which the said world usually communicates ; and was a perfect mistress of manners, customs, ceremonies, and fashions. Nor did her erudition stop here. She had considerably improved her mind by study; she had not only read all the modern plays, operas, oratorios, poems, and romances — • in all which she was a critic ; but had gone through Rapin's History of England, Eachard's Roman History, and many French Memoires pour servir a VHistoire: to these she had added most of the political pamphlets and jour- nals published within the last twenty years. From which she had attained a very competent skill in politics, and could dis- course very learnedly on the affairs of Europe. She was, more- over, excellently well skilled in the doctrine of amour, and knew better than anybody who and who were together ; a knowledge which she the more easily attained, as her pursuit of it was never 362 HENRY FIELDING diverted by any affairs of her own ; for either she had no inchnations, or they had never been solicited ; which last is indeed very probable ; for her masculine person, which was near six foot high, added to her manner and learning, possibly prevented the other sex from regarding her, notwithstanding her petticoats, in the Hght of a woman. However, as she had considered the matter scientifically, she perfectly well knew, though she had never practised them, all the arts which fine ladies use when they desire to give encouragement, or to conceal hking, with all the long appendage of smiles, ogles, glances, &c., as they are at present practised in the beau-monde. To sum the whole, no species of disguise or affectation had escaped her notice ; but as to the plain simple workings of honest nature, as she had never seen any such, she could know but Httle of them. By means of this wonderful sagacity, Mrs Western had now, as she thought, made a discovery of something in the mind of Sophia. The first hint of this she took from the behaviour of the young lady in the field of battle; and the suspicion which she then conceived, was greatly corroborated by some observations which she had made that evening and the next morning. How- ever, being greatly cautious to avoid being found in a mistake, she carried the secret a whole fortnight in her bosom, giving only some oblique hints, by simpering, winks, nods, and now and then dropping an obscure word, which indeed sufficiently alarmed Sophia, but did not at all affect her brother. Being at length, however, thoroughly satisfied of the truth of her observation, she took an opportunity, one morning, when she was alone with her brother, to interrupt one of his whistles in the following manner : — "Pray, brother, have you not observed something very ex- traordinary in my niece lately?" — ''No, not I," answered Western; "is anything the matter with the girl?" — "I think there is," replied she; "and something of much consequence too." — "Why, she doth not complain of anything," cries Western; "and she hath had the small-pox." — "Brother," returned she, "girls are hable to other distempers besides the small-pox, and sometimes possibly to much worse." Here Western interrupted her with much earnestness, and begged her, THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 363 if anything ailed his daughter, to acquaint him immediately; adding," she knew he loved her more than his own soul, and that he would send to the world's end for the best physician to her." "Nay, nay," answered she, smiling, "the distemper is not so terrible ; but I believe, brother, you are convinced I know the world, and I promise you I was never more deceived in my life, if my niece be not most desperately in love." — "How ! in love ! " cries Western, in a passion ; "in love, without acquainting me ! I'll disinherit her ; I'll turn her out of doors, stark naked, with- out a farthing. Is all my kindness vor 'ur, and vondness o'ur come to this, to fall in love without asking me leave?" — "But you will not," answered Mrs Western, "turn this daughter whom you love better than your own soul, out of doors, before you know whether you shall approve her choice. Suppose she should have fixed on the very person whom you yourself would wish, I hope you would not be angry then?" — "No, no," cries Western, "that would make a difference. If she marries the man I would ha' her, she may love whom she pleases, I shan't trouble my head about that." "That is spoken," answered the sister, "Hke a sensible man; but I believe the very person she hath chosen would be the very person you would choose for her- I will disclaim all knowledge of the world, if it is not so ; and I believe, brother, you will allow I have some." — "Why, lookee, sister," said Western, "I do believe you have as much as any woman ; and to be sure those are women's matters. You know I don't love to hear you talk about politics ; they belong to us, and petticoats should not meddle : but come, who is the man ?" — "Marry !" said she, "you may find him out yourself if you please. You, who are so great a politician, can be at no great loss. The judgment which can penetrate into the cabinets of princes, and discover the secret springs which move the great state wheels in all the poHtical machines of Europe, must surely, with very Httle difficulty, find out what passes in the rude unin- formed mind of a girl." — "Sister," cries the squire, "I have often warn'd you not to talk the court gibberish to me. I tell you, I don't understand the' lingo : but I can read a journal, or the London Evening Post. Perhaps, indeed, there may be now and tan a verse which I can't make much of, because half the 364 HENRY FIELDING letters are left out ; yet I know very well what is meant by that, and that our affairs don't go so well as they should do, because of bribery and corruption." — ^ "I pity your country ignorance from my heart," cries the lady. — "Do you?" answered Western; "and I pity your town learning ; I had rather be anything than a courtier, and a Presbyterian, and a Hanoverian too, as some people, I believe, are." — ^"If you mean me," answered she, "you know I am a woman, brother ; and it signifies nothing what I am. Besides — " — "I do know you are a woman," cries the squire, "and it's well for thee that art one ; if hadst been a man, I promise thee I had lent thee a flick long ago." — "Ay, there," said she, "in that flick Hes all your fancied superiority. Your bodies, and not your brains, are stronger than ours. BeHeve me, it is well for you that you are able to beat us ; or, such is the superiority of our understanding, we should make all of you what the brave, and wise, and witty, and polite are already — our slaves." — ^ "I am glad I know your mind," answered the squire. "But we'll talk more of this matter another time. At present, do tell me what man is it you mean about my daughter ? " — "Hold a moment," said she, "while I digest that sovereign contempt I have for your sex ; or else I ought to be angry too with you. There 1 have made a shift to gulp it down. And now, good poHtic sir, what think you of Mr BHfil? Did she not faint away on seeing him lie breathless on the ground ? Did she not, after he was recovered, turn pale again the moment we came up to that part of the field where he stood ? And pray what else should be the occasion of all her melancholy that night at supper, the next morning, and indeed ever since?" — "'Fore George !" cries the squire, "now you mind me on't, I remember it all. It is certainly so, and I am glad on't with all my heart. I knew Sophy was a good girl, and would not fall in love to make me angry. I was never more rejoiced in my life ; for nothing can lie so handy together as our two estates. I had this matter in my head some time ago : for certainly the two estates are in a manner joined together in matrimony already, and it would be a thousand pities to part them. It is true, indeed, there be larger estates in the kingdom, but not in this county, and I had rather bate something, than marry my daughter among strangers and THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 365 foreigners. Besides, most o' zuch great estates be in the hands of lords, and I heate the very name of themmun. Well but, sister, what would you advise me to do ; for I tell you women know these matters better than we do?" — "Oh, your humble servant, sir," answered the lady: "we are obliged to you for allowing us a capacity in anything. Since you are pleased, then, most politic sir, to ask my advice, I think you may propose the match to Allworthy yourself. There is no indecorum in the proposal's coming from the parent of either side. King Alcinous, in Mr Pope's Odyssey, offers his daughter to Ulysses. I need not caution so politic a person not to say that your daughter is in love ; that would indeed be against all rules." — "Well," said the squire, "I will propose it; but I shall certainly lend un a flick, if he should refuse me." "Fear not," cries Mrs Western; "the match is too advantageous to be refused." "I don't know that," answered the squire: "Allworthy is a queer b — ch, and money hath no effect o'un." "Brother," said the lady, "your poHtics astonish me. Are you really to be imposed on by pro- fessions ? Do you think Mr Allworthy hath more contempt for money than other men because he professes more ? Such credu- lity would better become one of us weak women, than that wise sex which heaven hath formed for politicians. Indeed, brother, you would make a fine plenipo to negotiate with the French. They would soon persuade you, that they take towns out of mere defensive principles." "Sister," answered the squire, with much scorn, "• let your friends at court answer for the towns taken; as you are a woman, I shall lay no blame upon you ; for I suppose they are wiser than to trust women with secrets." He accom- panied this with so sarcastical a laugh, that Mrs Western could bear no longer. She had been all this time fretted in a tender part (for she was indeed very deeply skilled in these matters, and very violent in them), and therefore, burst forth in a rage, declared her brother to be both a clown and a blockhead, and that she would stay no longer in his house. The squire, though perhaps he had never read Machiavel, was, however, in many points, a perfect politican. He strongly held all those wise tenets, which are so well inculcated in that Politico- Peripatetic school of Exchange-alley. He knew the just value 366 HENRY FIELDING and only use of money, viz., to lay it up. He was likewise well skilled in the exact value of reversions, expectations, &c., and had often considered the amount of his sister's fortune, and the chance which he or his posterity had of inheriting it. This he was in- finitely too wise to sacrifice to a trifling resentment. When he found, therefore, he had carried matters too far, he began to think of reconciling them ; which was no very difficult task, as the lady had great affection for her brother, and still greater for her niece ; and though too susceptible of an affront offered to her skill in politics, on which she much valued herself, was a woman of a very extraordinary good and sweet disposition. Having first, therefore, laid violent hands on the horses, for whose escape from the stable no place but the window was left open, he next applied himself to his sister ; softened and soothed her, by unsaying all he had said, and by assertions directly contrary to those which had incensed her. Lastly, he summoned the eloquence of Sophia to his assistance, who, besides a most graceful and winning address, had the advantage of being heard with great favour and partiality by her aunt. The result of the whole was a kind smile from Mrs Western, who said, "Brother, you are absolutely a perfect Croat; but as those have their use in the army of the empress queen, so you likewise have some good in you. I will therefore once more sign a treaty of peace with you, and see that you do not infringe it on your side ; at least, as you are so excellent a poUtican, I may expect you will keep your leagues, like the French, till your inter- est calls upon you to break them." CHAPTER III Containing Two Defiances to the Critics The squire having settled matters with his sister, as we have seen in the last chapter, was so greatly impatient to communicate the proposal to Allworthy, that Mrs Western had the utmost dif- ficulty to prevent him from visiting that gentleman in his sickness, for this purpose. Mr Allworthy had been engaged to dine with Mr Western at the time when he was taken ill. He was therefore no sooner THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 367 discharged out of the custody of physic, but he thought (as was usual with him on all occasions, both the highest and the lowest) of fulfilling his engagement. In the interval between the time of the dialogue in the last chapter, and this day of public entertainment, Sophia had, from certain obscure hints thrown out by her aunt, collected some apprehension that the sagacious lady suspected her passion for Jones. She now resolved to take this opportunity of wiping out all such suspicion, and for that purpose to put an entire constraint on her behaviour. First, she endeavoured to conceal a throbbing melancholy heart with the utmost sprightliness in her countenance, and the highest gaiety in her manner. Secondly, she addressed her whole discourse to Mr Blifll, and took not the least notice of poor Jones the whole day. The squire was so delighted with this conduct of his daughter, that he scarce eat any dinner, and spent almost his whole time in watching opportunities of conveying signs of his approbation by winks and nods to his sister ; who was not at first altogether so pleased with what she saw as was her brother. In short, Sophia so greatly overacted her part, that her aunt was at first staggered, and began to suspect some affectation in her niece ; but as she was herself a woman of great art, so she soon attributed this to extreme art in Sophia. She remembered the many hints she had given her niece concerning her being in love, and imagined the young lady had taken this way to rally her out of her opinion, by an overacted civility ; a notion that was greatly corroborated by the excessive gaiety with which the whole was accompanied. We cannot here avoid remarking, that this conjecture would have been better founded had Sophia lived ten years in the air of Grosvenor Square, where young ladies do learn a wonderful knack of rallying and playing with that passion, which is a mighty serious thing in woods and groves an hundred miles distant from London. To say the truth, in discovering the deceit of others, it matters much that our own art be wound up, if I may use the expression, in the same key with theirs : for very artful men sometimes miscarry by fancying others wiser, or, in other words, greater 368 HENRY FIELDING 1 knaves, than they really are. As this observation is pretty deep, I will illustrate it by the following short story. Three country- men were pursuing a Wiltshire thief through Brentford. The simplest of them seeing "The Wiltshire House," written under a sign, advised his companions tq enter it, for there most probably they would find their countryman. The second, who was wiser, laughed at this simplicity ; but the third, who was wiser still, answered, "Let us go in, however, for he may think we should not suspect him of going amongst his own countrymen." They accordingly went in and searched the house, and by that means missed overtaking the thief, who was at that time but a Httle way before them ; and who, as they all knew, but had never once reflected, could not read. The reader will pardon a digression in which so invaluable a secret is communicated, since every gamester will agree how necessary it is to know exactly the play of another, in order to countermine him. This will, moreover, afford a reason why the wiser man, as is often seen, is the bubble of the weaker, and why many simple and innocent characters are so generally misunder- stood and misrepresented ; but what is most material, this will account for the deceit which Sophia put on her politic aunt. Dinner being ended, and the company retired into the garden, Mr Western, who was thoroughly convinced of the certainty of what his sister had told him, took Mr Allworthy aside, and very bluntly proposed a match between Sophia and young Mr Blifil. Mr Allworthy was not one of those men whose hearts flutter at any unexpected and sudden tidings of worldly profit. His mind was, indeed, tempered with that philosophy which becomes a man and a Christian. He affected no absolute superiority to all pleasure and pain, to all joy and grief ; but was not at the same time to be discomposed and ruffled by every accidental blast, by every smile or frown of fortune. He received, therefore, Mr Western's proposal without any visible emotion, or without any alteration of countenance. He said. the alhance was such as he sincerely wished; then launched forth into a very just en- comium on the young lady's merit ; acknowledged the offer to be advantageous in point of fortune; and after thanking Mr THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 369 Western for the good opinion he had professed of his nephew, concluded, that if the young people liked each other, he should be very desirous to complete the affair. Western was a little disappointed at Mr Allworthy's answer, which was not so warm as he expected. He treated the doubt whether the young people might like one another with great contempt, saying, "That parents were the best judges of proper matches for their children : that for his part he should insist on the most resigned obedience from his daughter : and if any young fellow could refuse such a bed-fellow, he was his humble servant, and hoped there was no harm done." Allworthy endeavoured to soften this resentment by many eulogiums on Sophia, declaring he had no doubt but that Mr Blifil would very gladly receive the offer; but all was ineffec- tual ; he could obtain no other answer from the squire but — "I say no more — I humbly hope there's no harm done — that's all." Which words he repeated at least a hundred times before they parted. Allworthy was too well acquainted with his neighbour to be offended at this behaviour ; and though he was so averse to the rigour which some parents exercise on their children in the article of marriage, that he had resolved never to force his nephew's incKnations, he was nevertheless much pleased with the prospect of this union ; for the whole country resounded the praises of Sophia, and he had himself greatly admired the uncommon endowments of both her mind and person. To which I beheve we may add, the consideration of her vast fortune, which, though he was too sober to be intoxicated with it, he was too sensible to despise. And here, in defiance of all the barking critics in the world, I must and will introduce a digression concerning true wisdom, of which Mr Allworthy was in reality as great a pattern as he was of goodness. True wisdom then, notwithstanding all which Mr Hogarth's poor poet may have writ against riches, and in spite of all which any rich well-fed divine may have preached against pleasure, consists not in the contempt of either of these. A man may have as much wisdom in the possession of an affluent fortune, 370 HENRY FIELDING as any beggar in the streets ; or may enjoy a handsome wife or a hearty friend, and still remain as wise as any sour popish recluse, who buries all his social faculties, and starves his belly while he well lashes his back. To say truth, the wisest man is the likeliest to possess all worldly blessings in an eminent degree ; for as that moderation which wisdom prescribes is the surest way to useful wealth, so can it alone quaUfy us to taste many pleasures. The wise man gratifies every appetite and every passion, while the fool sacrifices all the rest to pall and satiate one. It may be objected, that very wise men have been notoriously avaricious. I answer, Not wise in that instance. It may like- wise be said. That the wisest men have been in their youth immoderately fond of pleasure. I answer. They were not wise then. Wisdom, in short, whose lessons have been represented as so hard to learn by those who never were at her school, only teaches us to extend a simple maxim universally known and followed even in the lowest hfe, a little farther than that Hfe carries it. And this is, not to buy at too dear a price. Now, whoever takes this maxim abroad with him into the grand market of the world, and constantly appHes it to honours, to riches, to pleasures, and to every other commodity which that market affords, is, I will venture to affirm, a wise man, and must be so acknowledged in the worldly sense of the word ; for he makes the best of bargains, since in reaHty he purchases every- thing at the price only of a Httle trouble, and carries home all the good things I have mentioned, while he keeps his health, his innocence, and his reputation, the common prices which are paid for them by others, entire and to himself. From this moderation, likewise, he learns two other lessons, which complete his character. First, never to be intoxicated when he hath made the best bargain, nor dejected when the market is empty, or when its commodities are too dear for his purchase. But I must remember on what subject I am writing, and not trespass too far on the patience of a good-natured critic. Here, therefore, I put an end to the chapter. THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 371 CHAPTER IV Containing Sundry Curious Matters As soon as Mr Allworthy returned home, he took Mr BHfil apart, and after some preface, communicated to him the proposal which had been made by Mr Western, and at the same time in- formed him how agreeable this match would be to himself. The charms of Sophia had not made the least impression on Bhfil ; not that his heart was pre-engaged ; neither was he totally insensible of beauty, or had any aversion to women ; but his appetites were by nature so moderate, that he was able, by philosophy, or by study, or by some other method, easily to subdue them : and as to that passion which we have treated of in the first chapter of this book, he had not the least tincture of it in his whole composition. But though he was so entirely free from that mixed passion, of which we there treated, and of which the virtues and beauty of Sophia formed so notable an object ; yet was he altogether as well furnished with some other passions, that promised themselves very full gratification in the young lady's fortune. Such were avarice and ambition, which divided the dominion of his mind between them. He had more than once considered the possession of this fortune as a very desirable thing, and had entertained some distant views concerning it ; but his own youth, and that of the young lady, and indeed principally a reflection that Mr Western might marry again, and have more children, had re- strained him from too hasty or eager a pursuit. This last and most material objection was now in great meas- ure removed, as the proposal came from Mr Western himself. Blifil, therefore, after a very short hesitation, answered Mr All- worthy, that matrimony was a subject on which he had not yet thought ; but that he was so sensible of his friendly and fatherly care, that he should in all things submit himself to his pleasure. Allworthy was naturally a man of spirit, and his present gravity arose from true wisdom and philosophy, not from any original phlegm in his disposition ; for he had possessed much fire in his youth, and had married a beautiful woman for love. He was not therefore greatly pleased with this cold answer of his nephew ; 372 HENRY FIELDING nor could he help launching forth into the praises of Sophia, and expressing some wonder that the heart of a young man could be impregnable to the force of such charms, unless it was guarded by some prior affection. Blifil assured him he had no such guard ; and then proceeded to discourse so wisely and religiously on love and marriage, that he would have stopt the mouth of a parent much less devoutly inclined than was his uncle. In the end, the good man was satisfied that his nephew, far from having any objections to Sophia, had that esteem for her, which in sober and virtuous minds is the sure foundation of friendship and love. And as he doubted not but the lover would, in a little time, become alto- gether as agreeable to his mistress, he foresaw great happiness arising to all parties by so proper and desirable an union. With Mr Blifil's consent therefore he wrote the next morning to Mr Western, acquainting him that his nephew had very thankfully and gladly received the proposal, and would be ready to wait on the young lady, whenever she should be pleased to accept his visit. Western was much pleased with this letter, and immediately returned an answer ; in which, without having mentioned a word to his daughter, he appointed that very afternoon for opening the scene of courtship. As soon as he had dispatched this messenger, he went in quest of his sister, whom he found reading and expounding the Gazette to parson Supple. To this exposition he was obliged to attend near a quarter of an hour, though with great violence to his natural impetuosity, before he was suffered to speak. At length, however, he found an opportunity of acquainting the lady, that he had business of great consequence to impart to her ; to which she answered, "Brother, I am entirely at your service. Things look so well in the north, that I was never in a better humour." The parson then withdrawing. Western acquainted her with all which had passed, and desired her to communicate the affair to Sophia, which she readily and chearfully undertook ; though perhaps her brother was a little obliged to that agreeable northern aspect which had so dehghted her, that he heard no comment on his proceedings ; for they were certainly somewhat too hasty and violent. THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 373 CHAPTER V In which is related what passed between Sophia and her Aunt Sophia was in her chamber, reading, when her aunt came in. The moment she saw Mrs Western, she shut the book with so much eagerness, that the good lady could not forbear asking her, What book that was which she seemed so much afraid of showing ? "Upon my word, madam," answered Sophia, "it is a book which I am neither ashamed nor afraid to own I have read. It is the production of a young lady of fashion, whose good understanding, I think, doth honour to her sex, and whose good heart is an honour to human nature." Mrs Western then took up the book, and immediately after threw it down, saying — "Yes, the author is of a very good family ; but she is not much among people one knows. I have never read it ; for the best judges say, there is not much in it." — "I dare not, madam, set up my own opinion," says Sophia, "against the best judges, but there appears to me a great deal of human nature in it ; and in many parts so much true tenderness and delicacy, that it hath cost me many a tear." — "Ay, and do you love to cry then?" says the aunt. "I love a tender sensation," answered the niece, "and would pay the price of a tear for it at any time." — "Well, but show me," said the aunt, "what was you reading when I came in; there was something very tender in that, I believe, and very loving too. You blush, my dear Sophia. Ah, child, you should read books which would teach you a little hypocrisy, which would instruct you how to hide your thoughts a little better." — "I hope, madam," answered Sophia, "I have no thoughts which I ought to be ashamed of discovering." — "Ashamed! no," cries the aunt, "I don't think you have any thoughts which you ought to be ashamed of ; and yet, child, you blushed just now when I men- tioned the word loving. Dear Sophy, be assured you have not one thought which I am not well acquainted with ; as well, child, as the French are with our motions, long before we put them in execution. Did you think, child, because you have been able to impose upon your father, that you could impose upon me ? Do you imagine I did not know the reason of your overacting all that friendship for Mr Bhfil yesterday ? I have seen a little 374 HENRY FIELDING too much of the world, to be so deceived. Nay, nay, do not blush again. I tell you it is a passion you need not be ashamed of. It is a passion I myself approve, and have already brought your father into the approbation of it. Indeed, I solely consider your inclination; for I would always have that gratified, if possible, though one may sacrifice higher prospects. Come, I have news which will delight your very soul. Make me your confident and I will undertake you shall be happy to the very extent of your wishes." "La, madam," says Sophia, looking more foolishly than ever she did in her life, " I know not what to say — why, madam, should you suspect?" — "Nay, no dis- honesty," returned Mrs Western. "Consider, you are speaking to one of your own sex, to an aunt, and I hope you are convinced you speak to a friend. Consider, you are only revealing to me what I know already, and what I plainly saw yesterday, through that most artful of all disguises, which you had put on, and which must have deceived any one who had not perfectly known the world. Lastly, consider it is a passion which I highly approve," *La, madam," says Sophia, "you come upon one so unawares, and on a sudden. To be sure, madam, I am not blind — and certainly, if it be a fault to see all human perfections assembled together — but is it possible my father and you, madam, can see with my eyes?" "I tell you," answered' the aunt, "we do en- tirely approve ; and this very afternoon your father hath ap- pointed for you to receive your lover." "My father, this after- noon!" cries Sophia, with the blood starting from her face. — "Yes, child," said the aunt, "this afternoon. You know the impetuosity of my brother's temper. I acquainted him with the passion which I first discovered in you that evening when you fainted away in the field. I saw it in your fainting. I saw it immediately upon your recovery. I saw it that evening at sup- per, and the next morning at breakfast (you know, child, I have seen the world) . Well, I no sooner acquainted my brother, but he immediately wanted to propose it to Allworthy. He proposed it yesterday, Allworthy consented (as to be sure he must with joy), and this afternoon, I tell you, you are to put on all your best airs." "This afternoon !" cries Sophia. "Dear aunt, you frighten me out of my senses." "O, my dear," said the aunt, "you will soon THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 375 come to yourself again ; for he is a charming young fellow, that's the truth on't." "Nay, I will own," says Sophia, "I know none with such perfections. So brave, and yet so gentle ; so witty, yet so inoffensive ; so humane, so civil, so genteel, so handsome ! What signifies his being base born, when compared with such qualifica- tions as these?" ''Base born? What do you mean?" said the aunt, "Mr Blifil base born !" Sophia turned instantly pale at this name, and faintly repeated it. Upon which the aunt cried, "Mr Blifil — ay, Mr Blifil, of whom else have we been talking?" "Good heavens," answered Sophia, ready to sink, "of Mr Jones, I thought ; I am sure I know no other who de- serves — " "I protest," cries the aunt, "you frighten me in your turn. Is it Mr Jones, and not Mr Bhfil, who is the object of your affection?" "Mr Blifil!" repeated Sophia. "Sure it is im- possible you can be in earnest ; if you are, I am the most miser- able woman alive." Mrs Western now stood a few moments silent, while sparks of fiery rage flashed from her eyes. At length, collecting all her force of voice, she thundered forth in the follow- ing articulate sounds : "And is it possible you can think of disgracing your family by allying yourself to a bastard ? Can the blood of the Westerns submit to such contamination ? If you have not sense sufficient to restrain such monstrous inclinations, I thought the pride of our family would have prevented you from giving the least encouragement to so base an affection ; much less did I imagine you would ever have had the assurance to own it to my face." "Madam," answered Sophia, trembling, "what I have said you have extorted from me. I do not remember to have ever mentioned the name of Mr Jones with approbation to any one before ; nor should I now had I not conceived he had your appro- bation. Whatever were my thoughts of that poor, unhappy young man, I intended to have carried them with me to my grave — to that grave where only now, I find, I am to seek repose." Here she sunk down in her chair, drowned in her tears, and, in all the moving silence of unutterable grief, presented a spectacle which must have affected almost the hardest heart. All this tender sorrow, however, raised no compassion in her aunt. On the contrary, she now fell into the most violent rage. 376 HENRY FIELDING — "And I would rather," she cried, in a most vehement voice, "follow you to your grave, than I would see you disgrace yourself and your family by such a match. O Heavens ! could I have ever suspected that I should live to hear a niece of mine declare a passion for such a fellow ? You are the first — yes. Miss Western, you are the first of your name who ever entertained so grovelling a thought. A family so noted for the prudence of its women" — here she ran on a full quarter of an hour, till, having exhausted her breath rather than her rage, she concluded with threatening to go immediately and acquaint her brother. Sophia then threw herself at her feet, and laying hold of her hands, begged her with tears to conceal what she had drawn from her ; urging the violence of her father's temper, and protesting that no inclinations of hers should ever prevail with her to do anything which might offend him. Mrs Western stood a moment looking at her, and then, having recollected herself, said, "That on one consideration only she would keep the secret from her brother ; and this was, that Sophia should promise to entertain Mr Blihl that very afternoon as her lover, and to regard him as the person who was to be her husband." Poor Sophia was too much in her aunt's power to deny her anything positively ; she was obliged to promise that she would see Mr Blifil, and be as civil to him as possible ; but begged her aunt that the match might not be hurried on. She said, "Mr Blifil was by no means agreeable to her, and she hoped her father would be prevailed on not to make her the most wretched of women." Mrs Western assured her, "That the match was entirely agreed upon, and that nothing could or should prevent it. I must own," said she, "I looked on it as on a matter of indiffer- ence; nay, perhaps, had some scruples about it before, which were actually got over by my thinking it highly agreeable to your own inclinations ; but now I regard it as the most eligible thing in the world : nor shall there be, if I can prevent it, a moment of time lost on the occasion." Sophia replied, "Delay at least, madam, I may expect from both your goodness and my father's. Surely you will give me THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 377 time to endeavour to get the better of so strong a disinclination as I have at present to this person." The aunt answered, "She knew too much of the world to be so deceived ; that as she was sensible another man had her affec- tions, she should persuade Mr Western to hasten the match as much as possible. It would be bad politics, indeed," added she, ''to protract a siege when the enemy's army is at hand, and in danger of relieving it. No, no, Sophy," said she, "as I am con- vinced you have a violent passion which you can never satisfy with honour, I will do all I can to put your honour out of the care of your family : for when you are married those matters will belong only to the consideration of your husband. I hope, child, you will always have prudence enough to act as becomes you ; but if you should not, marriage hath saved many a woman from ruin." Sophia well understood what her aunt meant ; but did not think proper to make her an answer. However, she took a resolution to see Mr Blifil, and to behave to him as civilly as she could, for on that condition only she obtained a promise from her aunt to keep secret the liking which her ill fortune, rather than any scheme of Mrs Western, had unhappily drawn from her. CHAPTER VII A Picture or Formal Courtship in Miniature, as it always ought to be drawn, and a scene of a tenderer kind Painted at full Length It was well remarked by one (and perhaps by more) , that mis- fortunes do not come single. This wise maxim was now verified by Sophia, who was not only disappointed of seeing the man she loved, but had the vexation of being obliged to dress herself out, in order to receive a visit from the man she hated. That afternoon Mr Western, for the first time, acquainted his daughter with his intention ; telling her, he knew very well that she had heard it before from her aunt. Sophia looked very grave upon this, nor could she prevent a few pearls from stealing into her eyes. "Come, come," says Western, "none of your maidenish airs ; I know all; I assure you sister hath told me all." 378 HENRY FIELDING " Is it possible," says Sophia, " that my aunt can have betrayed me already?" — "Ay, ay," says Western; "betrayed you! ay. Why, you betrayed yourself yesterday at dinner. You showed your fancy very plainly, I think. But you young girls never know what you would be at. So you cry because I am going to marry you to the man you are in love with ! Your mother, I remember, whimpered and whined just in the same manner; but it was all over within twenty-four hours after we were married : Mr Blifil is a brisk young man, and will soon put an end to your squeamishness. Come, chear up, chear up ; I expect un every minute." Sophia was now convinced that her aunt had behaved hon- ourably to her : and she determined to go through that dis- agreeable afternoon with as much resolution as possible, and without giving the least suspicion in the world to her father. Mr Blifil soon arrived ; and Mr Western soon after withdraw- ing, left the young couple together. Here a long silence of near a quarter of an hour ensued ; for the gentleman who was to begin the conversation had all the unbecoming modesty which consists in bashfulness. He often attempted to speak, and as often suppressed his words just at the very point of utterance. At last out they broke in a torrent of far-fetched and high-strained compliments, which were answered on her side by downcast looks, half bows, and civil monosyllables. Blifil, from his inexperience in the ways of women, and from his conceit of himself, took this behaviour for a modest assent to his courtship ; and when, to shorten a scene which she could no longer support, Sophia rose up and left the room, he imputed that, too, merely to bashfulness, and comforted himself that he should soon have enough of her company. He was indeed perfectly well satisfied with his prospect of success ; for as to that entire and absolute possession of the heart of his mistress which romantic lovers require, the very idea of it never entered his head. Her fortune and her person were the sole objects of his wishes, of which he made no doubt soon to obtain the absolute property; as Mr Western's mind was so earnestly bent on the match ; and as he well knew the strict obedience which Sophia was always ready to pay to her father's THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 379 will, and the greater still which her father would exact, if there was occasion. This authority, therefore, together with the charms which he fancied in his own person and conversation, could not fail, he thought, of succeeding with a young lady, whose inchnations were, he doubted not, entirely disengaged. Of Jones he certainly had not even the least jealousy ; and I have often thought it wonderful that he had not. Perhaps he imagined the character which Jones bore all over the country (how justly, let the reader determine), of being one of the wildest fellows in England, might render him odious to a lady of the most exemplary modesty. Perhaps his suspicions might be laid asleep by the behaviour of Sophia, and of Jones himself, when they were all in company together. Lastly, and indeed prin- cipally, he was well assured there was not another self in the case. He fancied that he knew Jones to the bottom, and had in reality a great contempt for his understanding, for not being more attached to his own interest. He had no apprehension that Jones was in love with Sophia ; and as for any lucrative motives, he imagined they would sway very httle with so silly a fellow. BUfil, moreover, thought the affair of Molly Seagrim still went on, and indeed beHeved it would end in marriage ; for Jones really loved him from his childhood, and had kept no secret from him, till his behaviour on the sickness of Mr Allworthy had entirely aUenated his heart ; and it was by means of the quarrel which had ensued on this occasion, and which was not yet recon- ciled, that Mr Bhfil knew nothing of the alteration which had happened in the affection which Jones had formerly borne towards Molly. From these reasons, therefore, Mr Blifil saw no bar to his success with Sophia. He concluded her behaviour was like that of all other young ladies on a first visit from a lover, and it had indeed entirely answered his expectations. Mr Western took care to way-lay the lover at his exit from his mistress. He found him so elevated with his success, so enam- oured with his daughter, and so satisfied with her reception of him, that the old gentleman began to caper and dance about his hall, and by many other antic actions to express the extravagance of his joy ; for he had not the least command over any of his 380 HENRY FIELDING passions ; and that which had at any time the ascendant in his mind hurried him to the wildest excesses. As soon as Bhfil was departed, which was not till after many hearty kisses and embraces bestowed on him by Western, the good squire went instantly in quest of his daughter, whom he no sooner found than he poured forth the most extravagant rap- tures, bidding her chuse what clothes and jewels she pleased ; and declaring that he had no other use for fortune but to make her happy. He then caressed her again and again with the ut- most profusion of fondness, called her by the most endearing names, and protested she was his only joy on earth. Sophia perceiving her father in this fit of affection, which she did not absolutely know the reason of (for fits of fondness were not unusual to him, though this was rather more violent than ordinary) , thought she should never have a better opportunity of disclosing herself than at present, as far at least as regarded Mr Blifil ; and she too well foresaw the necessity which she should soon be under of coming to a full explanation. After having thanked the squire, therefore, for all his professions of kindness, she added, with a look full of inexpressible softness, "And is it possible my papa can be so good to place all his joy in his Sophy's happiness?" which Western having confirmed by a great oath, and a kiss ; she then laid hold of his hand, and, falhng on her knees, after many warm and passionate declarations of affection and duty, she begged him "not to make her the most miserable creature on earth by forcing her to marry a man whom she detested. This I entreat of you, dear sir," said she, "for your sake, as well as my own, since you are so very kind to tell me your happiness depends on mine." — "How! what!" says Western, staring wildly. "Oh ! sir," continued she, "not only your poor Sophy's happiness ; her very life, her being, depends upon your granting her request. I cannot live with Mr Blifil. To force me into this marriage would be killing me." — "You can't live with Mr Blifil?" says Western. "No, upon my soul I can't," answered Sophia. "Then die and be d— d," cries he, spurning her from him. "Oh ! sir," cries Sophia, catching hold of the skirt of his coat, " take pity on me, I beseech you. Don't look and say such cruel Can you be unmoved while you see THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 381 your Sophy in this dreadful condition ? Can the best of fathers break my heart ? Will he kill me by the most painful, cruel, lingering death?" — "Pooh! pooh!" cries the squire; "all stuff and nonsense ; all maidenish tricks. Kill you, indeed ! Will marriage kill you ?" — "Oh ! sir," answered Sophia, "such a marriage is worse than death. He is not even indifferent; I hate and detest him." — "If you detest un never so much," cries Western, "you shall ha'un." This he bound by an oath too shocking to repeat ; and after many violent asseverations, con- cluded in these words : " I am resolved upon the match, and unless you consent to it I will not give you a groat, not a single farth- ing ; no, though I saw you expiring with famine in the street, I would not relieve you with a morsel of bread. This is my fixed resolution, and so I leave you to consider on it." He then broke from her with such violence, that her face dashed against the floor ; and he burst directly out of the room, leaving poor Sophia prostrate on the ground. When Western came into the hall, he there found Jones ; who seeing his friend looking wild, pale, and almost breathless, could not forbear enquiring the reason of all these melancholy appear- ances. Upon which the squire immediately acquainted him with the whole matter, concluding with bitter denunciations against Sophia, and very pathetic lamentations of the misery of all fathers who are so unfortunate to have daughters. Jones, to whom all the resolutions which had been taken in favour of Blifil were yet a secret, was at first almost struck dead with this relation ; but recovering his spirits a little, mere despair, as he afterwards said, inspired him to mention a matter to Mr Western, which seemed to require more impudence than a human forehead was ever gifted with. He desired leave to go to Sophia, that he might endeavour to obtain her concurrence with her father's inclinations. If the squire had been as quicksighted as he was remarkable for the contrary, passion might at present very well have blinded him. He thanked Jones for offering to undertake the office, and said, " Go, go, prithee, try what canst do ;" and then swore many execrable oaths that he would turn her out of doors unless she consented to the match. 382 HENRY FIELDING CHAPTER VIII The Meeting between Jones and Sophia Jones departed instantly in quest of Sophia, whom he found just risen from the ground, where her father had left her, with the tears trickling from her eyes, and the blood running from her lips. He presently ran to her, and with a voice full at once of tenderness and terrour, cried, "O my Sophia, what means this dreadful sight ?" She looked softly at him for a moment before she spoke, and then said, ''Mr Jones, for Heaven's sake how came you here? — Leave me, I beseech you, this moment." — "Do not," says he, "impose so harsh a command upon me — my heart bleeds faster than those lips. O Sophia, how easily could I drain my veins to preserve one drop of that dear blood." — "I have too many obligations to you already," answered she, "for sure you meant them such." Here she looked at him tenderly almost a minute, and then bursting into an agony, cried, "Oh, Mr Jones, why did you save my life ? my death would have been happier for us both." — "Happier for us both!" cried he. "Could racks or wheels kill me so painfully as Sophia's — I cannot bear the dreadful sound. Do I live but for her ? " Both his voice and looks were full of inexpressible tenderness when he spoke these words ; and at the same time he laid gently hold on her hand, which she did not withdraw from him ; to say the truth, she hardly knew what she did or suffered. A few moments now passed in silence between these lovers, while his eyes were eagerly fixed on Sophia, and hers declining towards the ground : at last she recovered strength enough to desire him again to leave her, for that her certain ruin would be the consequence of their being found together; adding, "Oh, Mr Jones, you know not, you know not what hath passed this cruel afternoon." — "I know all, my Sophia," answered he; "your cruel father hath told me all, and he himself hath sent me hither to you." — "My father sent you to me!" replied she: "sure you dream." — "Would to Heaven," cries he, "it was but a dream! Oh, Sophia, your father hath sent me to you, to be an advocate for my odious rival, to solicit you in his favour. I took any means to THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 383 get access to you. O speak to me, Sophia ! comfort my bleeding heart. Sure no one ever loved, ever doated like me. Do not unkindly withhold this dear, this soft, this gentle hand — one moment, perhaps, tears you for ever from me — nothing less than this cruel occasion could, I believe, have ever conquered the respect and awe with which you have inspired me." She stood a moment silent, and covered with confusion ; then lifting up her eyes gently towards him, she cried, "What would Mr Jones have me say?" — "O do but promise," cries he, "that you never will give yourself to Blifil." — "Name not," answered she, "the detested sound. Be assured I never will give him what is in my power to withhold from him." — "Now then," cries he, "while you are so perfectly kind, go a little farther, and add that I may hope." — "Alas !" says she, "Mr Jones, whither will you drive me ? What hope have I to bestow ? You know my father's intentions." — "But I know," answered he, "your compliance with them cannot be compelled." — "What," says she, "must be the dreadful consequence of my disobedience? My own ruin is my last concern. I cannot bear the thoughts of being the cause of my father's misery." — "He is himself the cause," cries Jones, "by exacting a power over you which Nature hath not given him. Think on the misery which I am to suffer if I am to lose you, and see on which side pity will turn the balance." — "Think of it !" replied she : "can you imagine I do not feel the ruin which I must bring on you, should I comply with your desire? It is that thought which gives me resolution to bid you fly from me for ever, and avoid your own destruction." — "I fear no destruction," cries he, "but the loss of Sophia. If you would save me from the most bitter agonies, recall that cruel sentence. Indeed, I can never part with you, indeed I cannot." The lovers now stood both silent and trembling, Sophia being unable to withdraw her hand from Jones, and he almost as unable to hold it ; when the scene, which I believe some of my readers will think had lasted long enough, was interrupted by one of so different a nature, that we shall reserve the relation of it for a different chapter. 384 HENRY FIELDING CHAPTER IX Being of a much more Tempestuous Kind than the Former Before we proceed with what now happened to our lovers, it may be proper to recount what had past in the hall during their tender interview. Soon after Jones had left Mr Western in the manner above mentioned, his sister came to him, and was presently infornied of all that had passed between her brother and Sophia relating to Blifil. This behaviour in her niece the good lady construed to be an absolute breach of the condition on which she had engaged to keep her love for Mr Jones a secret. She considered herself, therefore, at full liberty to reveal all she knew to the squire, which she immediately did in the most explicit terms, and without any ceremony or preface. The idea of a marriage between Jones and his daughter, had never once entered into the squire's head, either in the warmest minutes of his affection towards that young man, or from sus- picion, or on any other occasion. He did indeed consider a parity of fortune and circumstances to be physically as necessary an ingredient in marriage, as difference of sexes, or any other essen- tial ; and had no more apprehension of his daughter's falling in love with a poor man, than with any animal of a different species. He became, therefore, like one thunderstruck at his sister's relation. He was, at first, incapable of making any answer, having been almost deprived of his breath by the violence of the surprize. This, however, soon returned, and, as is usual in other cases after an intermission, with redoubled force and fury. The first use he made of the power of speech, after his recovery from the sudden effects of his astonishment, was to discharge a round volley of oaths and imprecations. After which he pro- ceeded hastily to the apartment where he expected to find the lovers, and murmured, or rather indeed roared forth, intentions of revenge every step he went. As when two doves, or two wood-pigeons, or as when Strephon and Phyllis (for that comes nearest to the mark) are retired into some pleasant solitary grove, to enjoy the delightful conversation THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 385 of Love, that bashful boy, who cannot speak in public, and is never a good companion to more than two at a time ; here, while every object is serene, should hoarse thunder burst suddenly through the shattered clouds, and rumbling roll along the sky, the frightened maid starts from the mossy bank or verdant turf, the pale livery of death succeeds the red regimentals in which Love had before drest her cheeks, fear shakes her whole frame, and her lover scarce s'upports her trembling tottering limbs. Or as when two gentlemen, strangers to the wondrous wit of the place, are cracking a bottle together at some inn or tavern at Salisbury, if the great Dowdy, who acts the part of a madman as well as some of his setters-on do that of a fool, should rattle his chains, and dreadfully hum forth the grumbling catch along the gallery ; the frighted strangers stand aghast ; scared at the horrid sound, they seek some place of shelter from the approaching danger; and if the well-barred windows did admit their exit, would venture their necks to escape the threatening fury now coming upon them. So trembled poor Sophia, so turned she pale at the noise of her father, who, in a voice most dreadful to hear, came on swearing, cursing, and vowing the destruction of Jones. To say the truth, I believe the youth himself would, from some prudent considera- tions, have preferred another place of abode at this time, had his terror on Sophia's account given him liberty to reflect a moment on what any otherways concerned himself, than as his love made him partake whatever affected her. And now the squire, having burst open the door, beheld an object which instantly suspended all his fury against Jones ; this was the ghastly appearance of Sophia, who had fainted away in her lover's arms. This tragical sight Mr Western no sooner beheld, than all his rage forsook him ; he roared for help with his utmost violence ; ran first to his daughter, then back to the door calling for water, and then back again to Sophia, never con- sidering in whose arms she then was, nor perhaps once recollecting that there was such a person in the world as Jones ; for indeed I believe the present circumstances of his daughter were now the sole consideration which employed his thoughts. Mrs Western and a great number of servants soon came to the 386 HENRY FIELDING assistance of Sophia with water, cordials, and everything neces- sary on those occasions. These were apphed with such success, that Sophia in a very few minutes began to recover, and all the symptoms of Hfe to return. Upon which she was presently led off by her own maid and Mrs Western : nor did that good lady depart without leaving some wholesome admonitions with her brother, on the dreadful effects of his passion, or, as she pleased to call it, madness. The squire, perhaps, did not understand this good advice, as it was delivered in obscure hints, shrugs, and notes of admiration : at least, if he did understand it, he profited very little by it; for no sooner was he cured of his immediate fears for his daughter, than he relapsed into his former frenzy, which must have pro- duced an immediate battle with Jones, had not parson Supple, who was a very strong man, been present, and by mere force restrained the squire from acts of hostility. The moment Sophia was departed, Jones advanced in a very suppliant manner to Mr Western, whom the parson held in his arms, and begged him to be pacified ; for that, while he con- tinued in such a passion, it would be impossible to give him any satisfaction. "I wull have satisfaction o' thee," answered the squire; "so doff thy clothes. At unt half a man, and I'll lick thee as well as wast ever licked in thy life." He then bespattered the youth with abundance of that language which passes between country gentlemen who embrace opposite sides of the question ; with frequent applications to him to salute that part which is generally introduced into all controversies that arise among the lower orders of the English gentry at horse-races, cock-matches, and other public places. Allusions to this part are likewise often made for the sake of the jest. And here, I believe, the wit is generally misunderstood. In reality, it lies in desiring another to kiss your a for having just before threatened to kick his ; for I have observed very accurately, that no one ever desires you to kick that which belongs to himself, nor offers to kiss this part in another. It may likewise seem surprizing that in the many thousand kind invitations of this sort, which every one who hath conversed THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 387 with country gentlemen must have heard, no one, I believe, hath ever seen a single instance where the desire hath been complied with ; — a great instance of their want of politeness ; for in town nothing can be more common than for the finest gentlemen to perform this ceremony every day to their superiors, without having that favour once requested of them. To all such wit, Jones very calmly answered, "Sir, this usage may perhaps cancel every other obligation you have conferred on me ; but there is one you can never cancel ; nor will I be pro- voked by your abuse to lift my hand against the father of Sophia." At these words the squire grew still more outrageous than before ; so that the parson begged Jones to retire ; saying, "You behold, sir, how he waxeth wrath at your abode here ; therefore let me pray you not to tarry any longer. His anger is too much kindled for you to commune with him at present. You had better, therefore, conclude your visit, and refer what matters you have to urge in your behalf to some other opportunity." Jones accepted this advice with thanks, and immediately departed. The squire now regained the liberty of his hands, a;id so much temper as to express some satisfaction in the re- straint which had been laid upon him ; declaring that he should certainly have beat his brains out; and adding, "It would have vexed one confoundedly to have been hanged for such a rascal." The parson now began to triumph in the success of his peace- making endeavours, and proceeded to read a lecture against anger, which might perhaps rather have tended to raise than to quiet that passion in some hasty minds. This lecture he en- riched with many valuable quotations from the antients, partic- ularly from Seneca; who hath indeed so well handled this passion, that none but a very angry man can read him without great pleasure and profit. The doctor concluded this harangue with the famous story of Alexander and Clitus ; but as I find that entered in my common-place under title Drunkenness, I shall not insert it here. The squire took no notice of this story, nor perhaps of anything he said ; for he interrupted him before he had finished, by calling for a tankard of beer ; observing (which is perhaps as true as any observation on this fever of the mind) that anger makes a man dry. 388 HENRY FIELDING No sooner had the squire swallowed a large draught than he renewed the discourse on Jones, and declared a resolution of going the next morning early to acquaint Mr Allworthy. His friend would have dissuaded him from this, from the mere motive of good-nature ; but his dissuasion had no other effect than to pro- duce a large volley of oaths and curses, which greatly shocked the pious ears of Supple; but he did not dare to remonstrate against a privilege which the squire claimed as a freeborn Eng- lishman. To say truth, the parson submitted to please his palate at the squire's table, at the expense of suffering now and then this violence to his ears. He contented himself with think- ing he did not promote this evil practice, and that the squire would not swear an oath the less, if he never entered within his gates. However, though he was not guilty of ill manners by rebuking a gentleman in his own house, he paid him off obliquely in the pulpit : which had not, indeed, the good effect of working a reformation in the squire himself ; yet it so far operated on his conscience, that he put the laws very severely in execution against others, and the magistrate was the only person in the parish who could swear with impunity. CHAPTER X In which Mr Western visits Mr Allworthy Mr Allworthy was now retired from breakfast with his nephew, well satisfied with the report of the young gentleman's successful visit to Sophia (for he greatly desired the match, more on account of the lady's character than of her riches), when Mr Western broke abruptly in upon them, and without any ceremony began as follows : — "There, you have done a fine piece of work truly ! You have brought up your bastard to a fine purpose ; not that I believe you have had any hand in it neither, that is, as a man may say, designedly : but there is a fine kettle-of-fish made on't up at our house." "What can be the matter, Mr Western ? " said Allworthy. "O, matter enow of all conscience; my daughter hath fallen in love with your bastard, that's all ; but I won't ge her a hapeny, not the twentieth part of a brass varden. I always thought what THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 389 would come o' breeding up a bastard like a gentleman, and letting un come about to vok's houses. It's well vor un I could not get at un : I'd a lick'd un ; I'd a spoil'd his caterwauling ; I'd a taught the son of a whore to meddle with meat for his master. He shan't ever have a morsel of meat of mine, or a varden to buy it : if she will ha un, one smock shall be her portion. I'd sooner ge my esteate to the zinking fund, that it may be sent to Hanover to corrupt our nation with." "I am heartily sorry," cries Allworthy. "Pox o' your sorrow," says Western; "it will do me abundance of good when I have lost my only child, my poor Sophy, that was the joy of my heart, and all the hope and com- fort of my age ; but I am resolved I will turn her out o' doors ; she shall beg, and starve, and rot in the streets. Not one hapeny, not a hapeny shall she ever hae o' mine. The son of a bitch was always good at finding a hare sitting, an be rotted to'n : I little thought what puss he was looking after; but it shall be the worst he ever vound in his Hfe. She shall be no better than carrion : the skin o'er is all he shall ha, and z\i you may tell un." " I am in amazement," cries Allworthy, " at what you tell me, after what passed between my nephew and the young lady no longer ago than yesterday." "Yes, sir," answered Western, "it was after what passed between your nephew and she that the whole matter came out. Mr Blifil there was no sooner gone than the son of a whore came lurching about the house. Little did I think when I used to love him for a sportsman that he was all the while a poaching after my daughter." "Why truly," says Allworthy, "I could wish you had not given him so many oppor- tunities with her ; and you will do me the justice to acknowledge that I have always been averse to his staying so much at your house, though I own I had no suspicion of this kind." "Why, zounds," cries Western, "who could have thought it ? What the devil had she to do wi'n ? He did not come there a courting to her ; he came there a hunting with me." "But was it possible," says Allworthy, "that you should never discern any symptoms of love between them, when you have seen them so often to- gether?" "Never in my life, as I hope to be saved," cries Western : "I never so much as zeed him kiss her in all my life ; and so far from courting her, he used rather to be more silent 390 HENRY FIELDING when she was in company than at any other time ; and as for the girl, she was always less civil to'n than to any young man that came to the house. As to that matter, I am not more easy to be deceived than another ; I would not have you think I am, neigh- bour." AUworthy could scarce refrain laughter at this ; but he resolved to do a violence to himself ; for he perfectly well knew mankind, and had too much good-breeding and good-nature to offend the squire in his present circumstances. He then asked Western what he would have him do upon this occasion. To which the other answered, "That he would have him keep the rascal away from his house, and that he would go and lock up the wench ; for he was resolved to make her marry Mr Blifil in spite of her teeth." He then shook Blifil by the hand, and swore he would have no other son-in-law. Presently after which he took his leave ; saying, his house was in such disorder that it was necessary for him to make haste home, to take care his daughter did not give him the slip ; and as for Jones, he swore if he caught him at his house, he would quaUfy him to run for the geldings' plate. When AUworthy and Blifil were again left together, a long silence ensued between them ; all which interval the young gen- tleman filled up with sighs, which proceeded partly from disap- pointment, but more from hatred ; for the success of Jones was much more grievous to him than the loss of Sophia. At length his uncle asked him what he was determined to do, and he answered in the following words : — ''Alas ! sir, can it be a question what step a lover will take, when reason and passion point different ways? I am afraid it is too certain he will, in that dilemma, always follow the latter. Reason dictates to me, to quit all thoughts of a woman who places her affections on another ; my passion bids me hope she may in time change her inclinations in my favour. Here, however, I conceive an objec- tion may be raised, which, if it could not fully be answered, would totally deter me from any further pursuit. I mean the injustice of endeavouring to supplant another in a heart of which he seems already in possession ; but the determined resolution of Mr Western shows that, in this case, I shall, by so doing, promote the happiness of every party ; not only that of the parent, who THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 391 will thus be preserved from the highest degree of misery, but of both the others, who must be undone by this match. The lady, I am sure, will be undone in every sense ; for, besides the loss of most part of her own fortune, she will be not only married to a beggar, but the little fortune which her father cannot withhold from her will be squandered on that wench with whom I know he yet converses. Nay, that is a trifle ; for I know him to be one of the worst men in the world ; for had my dear uncle known what I have hitherto endeavoured to conceal, he must have long since abandoned so profligate a wretch." "How!" said All- worthy; "hath he done anything worse than I already know? Tell me, I beseech you ?" "No," replied Blifil ; "it is now past, and perhaps he may have repented of it." "I command you, on your duty," said Allworthy, "to tell me what you mean." "You know, sir," says Blifil, "I never disobeyed you; but I am sorry I mentioned it, since it may now look like revenge, whereas, I thank Heaven, no such motive ever entered my heart ; and if you oblige me to discover it, I must be his petitioner to you for your forgiveness." "I will have no conditions," answered All- worthy ; "I think I have shown tenderness enough towards him, and more perhaps than you ought to thank me for." "More, indeed, I fear, than he deserved," cries Blifil; "for in the very day of your utmost danger, when myself and all the family were in tears, he filled the house with riot and debauchery. He drank, and sung, and roared ; and when I gave him a gentle hint of the indecency of his actions, he fell into a violent passion, swore many oaths, called me rascal, and struck me." "How !" cries Allworthy; "did he dare to strike you?" "I am sure," cries Blifil, "I have forgiven him that long ago. I wish I could so easily forget his ingratitude to the best of benefactors ; and yet even that I hope you will forgive him, since he must have certainly been possessed with the devil : for that very evening, as Mr Thwackum and myself were taking the air in the fields, and exulting in the good symptoms which then first began to discover themselves, we unluckily saw him engaged with a wench in a manner not fit to be mentioned. Mr Thwackum, with more boldness than prudence, advanced to rebuke him, when (I am sorry to say it) he fell upon the worthy man, and beat him so 392 HENRY FIELDING outrageously that I wish he may have yet recovered the bruises. Nor was I without my share of the effects of his mahce, while I endeavoured to protect my tutor ; but that I have long forgiven ; nay, I prevailed with Mr Thwackum to forgive him too, and not to inform you of a secret which I feared might be fatal to him. And now, sir, since I have unadvisedly dropped a hint of this matter, and your commands have obliged me to discover the whole, let me intercede with you for him." "O child!" said All worthy, "I know not whether I should blame or applaud your goodness, in concealing such villany a moment : but where is Mr Thwackum ? Not that I want any confirmation of what you say ; but I will examine all the evidence of this matter, to justify to the world the example I am resolved to make of such a monster." Thwackum was now sent for, and presently appeared. He corroborated every circumstance which the other had deposed ; nay, he produced the record upon his breast, where the hand- writing of Mr Jones remained very legible in black and blue. He concluded with declaring to Mr Allworthy, that he should have long since informed him of this matter, had not Mr Blifil, by the most earnest interpositions, prevented him. "He is," says he, "an excellent youth : though such forgiveness of enemies is carrying the matter too far." In reality, Blifil had taken some pains to prevail with the parson, and to prevent the discovery at that time ; for which he had many reasons. He knew that the minds of men are apt to be softened and relaxed from their usual severity by sickness. Besides, he imagined that if the story was told when the fact was so recent, and the physician about the house, who might have unravelled the real truth, he should never be able to give it the malicious turn which he intended. Again, he resolved to hoard up this business, till the indiscretion of Jones should afford some additional complaints ; for he thought the joint weight of many facts falling upon him together, would be the most likely to crush him ; and he watched, therefore, some such opportunity as that with which fortune had now kindly presented him. Lastly, by prevaihng with Thwackum to conceal the matter for a time, he knew he should conlirm an opinion of his friendship THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 393 to Jones, which he had greatly laboured to estabHsh in Mr Allworthy. CHAPTER XI A Short Chapter; but which contains Sufficient Matter to AFFECT THE GoOD-NATURED READER It was Mr Allworthy's custom never to punish any one, not even to turn away a servant, in a passion. He resolved there- fore to delay passing sentence on Jones till the afternoon. The poor young man attended at dinner, as usual ; but his heart was too much loaded to suffer him to eat. His grief too was a good deal aggravated by the unkind looks of Mr All- worthy ; whence he concluded that Western had discovered the whole affair between him and Sophia ; but as to Mr Blifil's story, he had not the least apprehension ; for of much the greater part he was entirely innocent; and for the residue, as he had forgiven and forgotten it himself, so he suspected no remembrance on the other side. When dinner was over, and the servants departed, Mr Allworthy began to harangue. He set forth, in a long speech, the many iniquities of which Jones had been guilty, particularly those which this day had brought to light; and concluded by teUing him, "That unless he could clear himself of the charge, he was resolved to banish him his sight for ever." Many disadvantages attended poor Jones in making his de- fence ; nay, indeed, he hardly knew his accusation ; for as Mr Allworthy, in recounting the drunkenness, &c., while he lay ill, out of modesty sunk everything that related particularly to himself, which indeed principally consituted the crime; Jones could not deny the charge. His heart was, besides, almost broken already ; and his spirits were so sunk, that he could say nothing for himself; but acknowledged the whole, and, like a criminal in despair, threw himself upon mercy; concluding, "That though he must own himself guilty of many foUies and inadvertencies, he hoped he had done nothing to deserve what would be to him the greatest punishment in the world." Allworthy answered, "That he had forgiven him too often already, in compassion to his youth, and in hopes of his amend- ment : that he now found he was an abandoned reprobate, and 394 HENRY FIELDING such as it would be criminal in any one to support and encourage. Nay," said Mr Allworthy to him, ''your audacious attempt to steal away the young lady, calls upon me to justify my own char- acter in punishing you. The world who have already censured the regard I have shown for you may think, with some colour at least of justice, that I connive at so base and barbarous an action — an action of which you must have known my abhorrence : and which, had you had any concern for my ease and honour, as well as for my friendship, you would never have thought of under- taking. Fie upon it, young man ! indeed there is scarce any punishment equal to your crimes, and I can scarce think myself justifiable in what I am now going to bestow on you. However, as I have educated you like a child of my own, I will not turn you naked into the world. When you open this paper, therefore, you will find something which may enable you, with industry, to get an honest livelihood ; but if you employ it to worse pur- poses, I shall not think myself obliged to supply you farther, being resolved, from this day forward, to converse no more with you on any account. I cannot avoid saying, there is no part of your conduct which I resent more than your ill-treatment of that good young man (meaning Blifil) who hath behaved with so much tenderness and honour towards you." These last words were a dose almost too bitter to be swallowed. A flood of tears now gushed from the eyes of Jones, and every faculty of speech and motion seemed to have deserted him. It was some time before he was able to obey Allworthy's peremp- tory commands of departing ; which he at length did, having first kissed his hands with a passion difficult to be affected, and as difficult to be described. The reader must be very weak, if, when he considers the light in which Jones then appeared to Mr Allworthy, he should blame the rigour of his sentence. And yet all the neighbourhood, either from this weakness, or from some worse motive, condemned this justice and severity as the highest cruelty. Nay, the very persons who had before censured the good man for the kindness and tenderness shown to a bastard (his own, according to the general opinion), now cried out as loudly against turning his own child out of doors. The women especially were unanimous THE HISTORY OF TOM JONES, A FOUNDLING 395 in taking the part of Jones, and raised more stories on the occasion than I have room, in this chapter, to set down. One thing must not be omitted, that, in their censures on this occasion, none ever mentioned the sum contained in the paper which Allworthy gave Jones, which was no less than five hundred pounds ; but all agreed that he was sent away penniless, and some said naked, from the house of his inhuman father. THE LIFE AND OPINIONS OF TRISTRAM SHANDY, GENT. LAURENCE STERNE BOOK II. CHAPTER XII [My Uncle Toby and the Fly^] My uncle Tohy was a man patient of injuries ; — not from want of courage, — I have told you in a former chapter, " that he was a man of courage:" — And will add here, that where just oc- casions presented, or called it forth, — I know no man under whose arm I would have sooner taken shelter ; — nor did this arise from any insensibility or obtuseness of his intellectual parts ; — for he felt this insult of my father's as feehngly as a man could do ; — but he was of a peaceful, placid nature, — no jarring element in it, — all was mixed up so kindly within him ; my uncle Tohy had scarce a heart to retahate upon a fly. — Go — says he, one day at dinner, to an over-grown one which had buzzed about his nose, and tormented him cruelly all dinner-time, — ■ and which after infinite attempts, he had caught at last, as it flew by him ; — I'll not hurt thee, says my uncle Tohy, rising from his chair, and going across the room, with the -fly in his hand, I'll not hurt a hair of thy head : — Go, says he, lifting up the sash, and opening his hand as he spoke, to let it escape ; — go, poor devil, get thee gone, why should I hurt thee ? This world surely is wide enough to hold both thee and me. I was but ten years old when this happened : but whether it was, that the action itself was more in unison to my nerves at 1 The fragmentary appearance of the excerpts from "Tristram Shandy" and "The Man of Feeling " is due to the formlessness of the books themselves ; both of these novels illustrate the breaking down of plot, one of the signs of decadence in the novel of the late eighteenth century. The responsibility, therefore, for abrupt transition lies not with the editors, but with the authors. 396 LIFE AND OPINIONS OF TRISTRAM SHANDY 397 that age of pity, which instantly set my whole frame into one vibration of most pleasurable sensation ; — or how far the man- ner and expression of it might go towards it ; — or in what degree, or by what secret magick, — a tone of voice and harmony of movement, attuned by mercy, might find a passage to my heart, I know not ; — this I know, that the lesson of universal good- will then taught and imprinted by my uncle Tohy, has never since been worn out of my mind : And tho' I would not depreciate what the study of the LitercE humaniores, at the university, have done for me in that respect, or discredit the other helps of an expensive education bestowed upon me, both at home and abroad since ; — yet I often think that I owe one half of my phil- anthropy to that one accidental impression. BOOK V. CHAPTER VII [Corporal Trim and his Hat] — Here is sad news. Trim, cried Susannah, wiping her eyes as Trim stepp'd into the kitchen, — master Bobby is dead and buried — the funeral was an interpolation of Susannah's — we shall have all to go into mourning, said Susannah. I HOPE not, said Trim. — You hope not ! cried Susannah earnestly. — The mourning ran not in Trim's head, whatever it did in Susannah's. — I hope — said Trim, explaining himself, I hope in God the news is not true. — I heard the letter read with my own ears, answered Obadiah; and we shall have a terrible piece of work of it in stubbing the Ox-moor. — Oh ! he's dead, said Susannah. — As sure, said the scuUion, as I'm alive. I lament for him from my heart and my soul, said Trim, fetching a sigh. — Poor creature ! — poor boy ! — poor gentle- man. — He was alive last Whitsontide ! said the coachman. — Whit- sontide ! alas ! cried Trim, extending his right arm, and falling instantly into the same attitude in which he read the sermon, — what is Whitsontide, Jonathan (for that was the coachman's name) , or Shrovetide, or any tide or time past, to this ? Are we not here now, continued the corporal (striking the end of his stick perpendicularly upon the floor, so as to give an idea of 398 LAURENCE STERNE health and stability) — and are we not — (dropping his hat upon the ground) gone ! in a moment ! — 'Twas infinitely striking ! Susannah burst into a flood of tears. — We are not stocks and stones. — Jonathan, Obadiah, the cook-maid, all melted. — The foolish fat sculHon herself, who was scouring a fish-kettle upon her knees, was rous'd with it. — The whole kitchen crowded about the corporal. Now, as I perceive plainly, that the preservation of our con- stitution in church and state, — and possibly the preservation of the whole world — or what is the same thing, the distribution and balance of its property and power, may in time to come depend greatly upon the right understanding of this stroke of the corporal's eloquence — I do demand your attention — your worships and reverences, for any ten pages together, take them where you will in any other part of the work, shall sleep for it at your ease. I said, "we were not stocks and stones" — 'tis very well. I should have added, nor are we angels, I wish we were, — but men clothed with bodies, and governed by our imaginations ; — and what a junketing piece of work of it there is, betwixt these and our seven senses, especially some of them, for my own part, I own it, I am ashamed to confess. Let it suffice to affirm, that of all the senses, the eye (for I absolutely deny the touch, though most of your Barbati, I know, are for it) has the quickest com- merce with the soul, — gives a smarter stroke, and leaves some- thing more inexpressible upon the fancy, than words can either convey — or sometimes get rid of. — I've gone a little about — no matter, 'tis for health — let us only carry it back in our mind to the mortality of Trim's hat. — "Are we not here now, — and gone in a moment ?" — There was nothing in the sentence — 'twas one of your self-evident truths we have the advantage of hearing every day ; and if Trim had not trusted more to his hat than his head — he had made nothing at all of it. "Are we not here now;" continued the corporal, "and are we not" — (dropping his hat plump upon the ground — and pausing, before he pronounced the word) — "gone! in a moment?" The descent of the hat was as if a heavy lump of LIFE AND OPINIONS OF TRISTRAM SHANDY 399 clay had been kneeded into the crown of it. Nothing could have expressed the sentiment of mortality, of which it was the type and fore-runner, like it, — his hand seemed to vanish from under it, — it fell dead, — the corporal's eye fixed upon it, as upon a corpse, — • and Susannah burst into a flood of tears. Now — Ten thousand, and ten thousand times ten thousand (for matter and motion are infinite) are the ways by which a hat may be dropped upon the ground, without any effect. Had he flung it, or thrown it, or cast it, or skimmed it, or squirted it, or let it slip or fall in any possible direction under heaven, — - or in the best direction that could be given to it, — had he dropped it like a goose — like a puppy — like an ass — or in doing it, or even after he had done, had he looked Hke a fool — - like a ninny — Hke a nincompoop — it had fail'd, and the efifect upon the heart had been lost. Ye who govern this mighty world and its mighty concerns with the engines of eloquence, — who heat it, and cool it, and melt it, and mollify it, and then harden it again to your purpose Ye who wind and turn the passions with this great windlass, and, having done it, lead the owners of them, whither ye think meet — Ye, lastly, who drive and why not, Ye also who are driven, like turkeys to market with a stick and a red clout — meditate — meditate, I beseech you, upon Trim's hat. BOOK VI. CHAPTER VI The Story of Le Fever It was some time in the summer of that year in which Den- dermond was taken by the allies, — which was about seven years before my father came into the country, — and about as many, after the time, that my uncle Toby and Trim had privately de- camped from my father's house in town, in order to lay some of the finest sieges to some of the finest fortified cities in Europe when my uncle Toby was one evening getting his supper, with Trim sitting behind him at a small sideboard, — I say, sitting — for in consideration of the corporal's lame knee (which 400 LAURENCE STERNE sometimes gave him exquisite pain) — - when my uncle Tdhy dined or supped alone, he would never suffer the corporal to stand ; and the poor fellow's veneration for his master was such, that, with a proper artillery, my uncle Tohy could have taken Dendermond itself, with less trouble than he was able to gain this point over him ; for many a time when my uncle Toby supposed the corporal's leg was at rest, he would look back, and detect him standing behind him with the most dutiful respect : this bred more little squabbles betwixt them, than all other causes for five-and-twenty years together — But this is neither here nor there — why do I mention it ? Ask my pen, — it governs me, — I govern not it. He was one evening sitting thus at his supper, when the land- lord of a httle inn in the village came into the parlour, with an empty phial in his hand, to beg a glass or two of sack ; 'Tis for a poor gentleman, — I think, of the army, said the landlord, who has been taken ill at my house four days ago, and has never held up his head since, or had a desire to taste anything, till just now, that he has a fancy for a glass of sack and a thin toast, / think, says he, taking his hand from his forehead, it would com- fort me. — If I could neither beg, borrow, or buy such a thing — added the landlord, — I would almost steal it for the poor gentleman, he is so ill. — I hope in God he will still mend, continued he, — we are all of us concerned for him. Thou art a good-natured soul, I will answer for thee, cried my uncle Toby; and thou shalt drink the poor gentleman's health in a glass of sack thyself, — and take a couple of bottles with my service, and tell him he is heartily welcome to them, and to a dozen more if they will do him good. Though I am persuaded, said my uncle Toby, as the landlord shut the door, he is a very compassionate fellow — Trim, — yet I cannot help entertaining a high opinion of his guest too ; there must be something more than common in him, that in so short a time should win so much upon the affections of his host ; And of his whole family, added the corporal, for they are all concerned for him. Step after him, said my uncle Toby, — do. Trim, — and ask if he knows his name. LIFE AND OPINIONS OF TRISTRAM SHANDY 401 — I have quite forgot it truly, said the landlord, coming back into the parlour with the corporal, — but I can ask his son again : Has he a son with him then ? said my uncle Tohy. — A boy, replied the landlord, of about eleven or twelve years of age ; — but the poor creature has tasted almost as little as his father ; he does nothing but mourn and lament for him night and day : He has not stirred from the bed-side these two days. My uncle Tohy laid down his knife and fork, and thrust his plate from before him, as the landlord gave him the account; and Trim, without being ordered, took away, without saying one word, and in a few minutes after brought him his pipe and tobacco. Stay in the room a little, said my uncle Tohy. Trim ! said my uncle Tohy, after he lighted his pipe, and smoak'd about a dozen whiffs. Trim came in front of his master, and made his bow ; — my uncle Tohy smoak'd on, and said no more. Corporal ! said my uncle Tohy the cor- poral made his bow. My uncle Tohy proceeded no farther, but finished his pipe. Trim ! said my uncle Tohy, I have a project in my head, as it is a bad night, of wrapping myself up warm in my roquelaure, and paying a visit to this poor gentleman. Your honour's roquelaure, replied the corporal, has not once been had on, since the night before your honour received your wound, when we mounted guard in the trenches before the gate of St. Nicolas ; and besides, it is so cold and rainy a night, that what with the roquelaure, and what with the weather, 'twill be enough to give your honour your death, and bring on your honour's tor- ment in your groin. I fear so, replied my uncle Tohy ; but I am not at rest in my mind. Trim, since the account the landlord has given me. I wish I had not known so much of this affair, — added my uncle Tohy, — or that I had known more of it : How shall we manage it ? Leave it, an't please your honour, to me, quoth the corporal; I'll take my hat and stick and go to the house and reconnoitre, and act accordingly ; and I will bring your honour a full account in an hour. Thou shalt go. Trim, said my uncle Tohy, and here's a shilling for thee to drink with his servant. I shall get it all out of him, said the corporal, shutting the door. 402 LAURENCE STERNE My uncle Tohy filled his second pipe ; and had it not been, that he now and then wandered from the point, with considering whether it was not full as well to have the curtain of the tenaille a straight line, as a crooked one, — he might be said to have thought of nothing else but poor Le Fever and his boy the whole time he smoaked it. CHAPTER VII The Story of Le Fever Continued It was not till my uncle Tohy had knocked the ashes out of his third pipe, that corporal Trim returned from the inn, and gave him the following account. I despaired, at first, said the corporal, of being able to bring back your honour any kind of intelligence concerning the poor sick Heutenant — Is he in the army, then ? said my uncle Tohy He is, said the corporal And in what regiment ? said my uncle Tohy I'll tell your honour, replied the corporal, everything straight forwards, as I learnt it. — Then, Trim, I'll fill another pipe, said my uncle Tohy, and not interrupt thee till thou hast done ; so sit down at thy ease, Trim, in the window- seat, and begin thy story again. The corporal made his old bow, which generally spoke as plain as a bow could speak it — Your honour is good : And having done that, he sat down, as he was ordered, — and began the story to my uncle Tohy over again in pretty near the same words. I despaired at first, said the corporal, of being able to bring back any intelligence to your honour, about the lieutenant and his son ; for when I asked where his servant was, from whom I made myself sure of knowing everything which was proper to be asked, — That's a right distinction. Trim, said my uncle Tohy — I was answered, an' please your honour, that he had no servant with him ; that he had come to the inn with hired horses, which, upon finding himself unable to proceed (to join, I sup- pose, the regiment), he had dismissed the morning after he came. — If I get better, my dear, said he, as he gave his purse to his son to pay the man, — we can hire horses from hence. But alas ! the poor gentleman will never get from hence, said the landlady to me, — for I heard the death-watch all night long ; — — LIFE AND OPINIONS OF TRISTRAM SHANDY 403 and when he dies, the youth, his son, will certainly die with him, for he is broken-hearted already. I was hearing this account, continued the corporal, when the youth came into the kitchen, to order the thin toast the landlord spoke of ; but I will do it for my father myself, said the youth. Pray let me save you the trouble, young gentleman, said I, taking up a fork for the purpose, and offering him my chair to sit down upon by the fire, whilst I did it. 1 believe, Sir, said he, very modestly, I can please him best myself. 1 am sure, said I, his honour will not like the toast the worse for being toasted by an old soldier. The youth took hold of my hand, and instantly burst into tears. Poor youth ! said my uncle Tohy, — he has been bred up from an infant in the army, and the name of a soldier, Trim, sounded in his ears Uke the name of a friend ; — I wish I had him here. I never, in the longest march, said the corporal, had so great a mind to my dinner, as I had to cry with him for company : — What could be the matter with me, an' please your honour ? Nothing in the world, Trim, said my uncle Tohy, blowing his nose, — but that thou art a good-natured fellow. When I gave him the toast, continued the corporal, I thought it was proper to tell him I was captain Shandy^s servant, and that your honour (though a stranger) was extremely concerned for his father ; — and that if there was any thing in your house or cellar (And thou might'st have added my purse too, said my uncle Toby) he was heartily welcome to it : He made a very low bow (which was meant to your honour), but no answer — for his heart was full — so he went up stairs with the toast ; — I warrant you, my dear, said I, as I opened the kitchen-door, your father will be well again. Mr. Yorick's curate was smoaking a pipe by the kitchen fire, — but said not a word good or bad to comfort the youth. I thought it wrong ; added the corporal I think so too, said my uncle Toby. When the Heutenant had taken his glass of sack and toast, he felt himself a little revived, and sent down into the kitchen, to let me know, that in about ten minutes he should be glad if I would step up stairs. I believe, said the landlord, he is going to say his prayers, for there was a book laid upon the chair 404 LAURENCE STERNE by his bed-side, and as I shut the door, I saw his son take up a cushion. I thought, said the curate, that you gentlemen of the army, Mr. Trim, never said your prayers at all. 1 heard the poor gentleman say his prayers last night, said the landlady, very devoutly, and with my own ears, or I could not have believed it. Are you sure of it ? replied the curate. A soldier, an' please your reverence, said I, prays as often (of his own accord) as a parson ; and when he is fighting for his king, and for his own life, and for his honour too, he has the most reason to pray to God of any one in the whole world 'Twas well said of thee. Trim, said my uncle Toby. But when a soldier, said I, an' please your reverence, has been standing for twelve hours to- gether in the trenches, up to his knees in cold water, — or en- gaged, said I, for months together in long and dangerous marches ; — harassed, perhaps, in his rear to-day ; — harassing others to-morrow ; — detached here ; — countermanded there ; — rest- ing this night out upon his arms ; — beat up in his shirt the next ; — benumbed in his joints ; — perhaps without straw in his tent to kneel on ; — must say his prayers how and when he can. — I believe, said I, — for I was piqued, quoth the corporal, for the reputation of the army, — I believe, an' please your reverence, said I, that when a soldier gets time to pray, — he prays as heartily as a parson, — though not with all his fuss and hypoc- risy. Thou shouldst not have said that. Trim, said my uncle Toby, — for God only knows who is a hypocrite, and who is not : At the great and general review of us all, corporal, at the day of judgment (and not till then) — it will be seen who has done their duties in this world, — and who has not ; and we shall be advanced, Trim, accordingly. I hope we shall, said Trim. It is in the Scripture, said my uncle Toby; and I will shew it thee to-morrow : — In the mean time we may depend upon it, Trim, for our comfort, said my uncle Toby, that God Almighty is so good and just a governor of the world, that if we have but done our duties in it, — it will never be enquired into, whether we have done them in a red coat or a black one : I hope not, said the corporal But go on, Trim, said my uncle Toby^ with thy story. LIFE AND OPINIONS OF TRISTRAM SHANDY 405 When I went up, continued the corporal, into the lieutenant's room, which I did not do till the expiration of the ten minutes, — he was lying in his bed with his head raised upon his hand, with his elbow upon the pillow, and a clean white cambrick handker- chief beside it : The youth was just stooping down to take up the cushion, upon which I supposed he had been kneeling, — the book was laid upon the bed, — and, as he rose, in taking up the cushion with one hand, he reached out his other to take it away at the same time. Let it remain there, my dear, said the lieutenant. He did not offer to speak to me, till I had walked up close to his bed-side : — If you are captain Shandy's servant, said he, you must present my thanks to your master, with my little boy's thanks along with them, for his courtesy to me ; — if he was of Leven's — said the lieutenant. — I told him your honour was — Then, said he, I served three campaigns with him in Flanders, and remember him, — but 'tis most likely, as I had not the honour of any acquaintance with him, that he knows nothing of me. You will tell him, however, that the person his good- nature has laid under obligations to him, is one Le Fever, a lieutenant in Angus's but he knows me not, — said he, a second time, musing ; possibly he may my story — added he — pray tell the captain, I was the ensign at Breda, whose wife was most unfortunately killed with a musket-shot, as she lay in my arms in my tent. 1 remember the story, an't please your honour, said I, very well. Do you so ? said he, wiping his eyes with his handkerchief, — then well may I. — In saying this, he drew a little ring out of his bosom, which seemed tied with a black ribband about his neck, and kiss'd it twice Here, Billy, said he, the boy flew across the room to the bed-side, — and falling down upon his knee, took the ring in his hand, and kissed it too, — then kissed his father^ and sat down upon the bed and wept. I wish, said my uncle Toby, with a deep sigh, — I wish, Trim, I was asleep. Your honour, replied the corporal, is too much concerned ; — shall I pour your honour out a glass of sack to your pipe ? Do, Trim, said my uncle Toby. 4o6 LAURENCE STERNE I remember, said my uncle Tohy, sighing again, the story of the ensign and his wife, with a circumstance his modesty omitted ; — and particularly well that he, as well as she, upon some ac- count or other (I forget what) was universally pitied by the whole regiment ; — but finish the story thou art upon : — 'Tis finished already, said the corporal, — for I could stay no longer, — so wished his honour a good night ; young Le Fever rose from off the bed, and saw me to the bottom of the stairs ; and as we went down together, told me, they had come from Ireland, and were on their route to join the regiment in Flanders. But alas ! said the corporal, — the lieutenant's last day's march is over. — Then what is to become of his poor boy ? cried my uncle Tohy. CHAPTER VIII The Story of Le Fever Continued Thou hast left this matter short, said my uncle Tohy to the corporal, as he was putting him to bed, and I will tell thee in what. Trim. In the first place, when thou madest an offer of my services to Le Fever, as sickness and travelling are both expensive, and thou knowest he was but a poor lieutenant, with a son to subsist as well as himself out of his pay, — that thou didst not make an offer to him of my purse ; because, had he stood in need, thou knowest. Trim, he had been as welcome to it as myself. Your honour knows, said the corporal, I had no orders ; True, quoth my uncle Tohy, — thou didst very right, Trim, as a soldier, — but certainly very wrong as a man. In the second place, for which, indeed, thou hast the same excuse, continued my uncle Tohy, when thou offeredst him whatever was in my house, thou shouldst have offered him my house too : A sick brother officer should have the best quarters. Trim, and if we had him with us, — we could tend and look to him : Thou art an excellent nurse thyself, Trim, — and what with thy care of him, and the old woman's, and his boy's, and mine together, we might recruit him again at once, and set him upon his legs. In a fortnight or three weeks, added my uncle Tohy, LIFE AND OPINIONS OF TRISTRAM SHANDY 407 smiling, he might march. He will never march ; an' please your honour, in this world, said the corporal : He will march ; said my uncle Toby, rising up, from the side of the bed, with one shoe off : An' please your honour, said the corporal, he will never march but to his grave : He shall march, cried my uncle Toby, marching the foot which had a shoe on, though without advancing an inch, — he shall march to his regiment. He cannot stand it, said the corporal ; He shall be supported, said my uncle Toby; He'll drop at last, said the corporal, and what will become of his boy ? He shall not drop, said my uncle Toby, firmly. A-well-o'-day, — do what we can for him, said Trim, maintaining his point, — the poor soul will die : — — He shall not die, by G — , cried my uncle Toby. — The ACCUSING SPIRIT, which flew up to heaven's chancery with the oath, blush'd as he gave it in ; — and the recording ANGEL, as he wrote it down, dropp'd a tear upon the word, and blotted it out for ever. CHAPTER IX My uncle Toby went to his bureau, — put his purse into his breeches pocket, and having ordered the corporal to go early in the morning for a physician, — he went to bed, and fell asleep. CHAPTER X The Story of Le Fever Continued The sun looked bright the morning after, to every eye in the village but Le Fever's and his afflicted son's ; the hand of death press'd heavy upon his eye-lids, and hardly could the wheel at the cistern turn round its circle, — when my uncle Toby, who had rose up an hour before his wonted time, entered the lieu- tenant's room, and without preface or apology, sat himself down upon the chair by the bed-side, and, independently of all modes and customs, opened the curtain in the manner an old friend and brother officer would have done it, and asked him how he did, — how he had rested in the night, — what was his complaint, — where was his pain, — and what he could do to help 4o8 LAURENCE STERNE him : and without giving him time to answer any one of the enquiries, >vent on, and told him of the httle plan which he had been concerting with the corporal the night before for him. You shall go home directly, Le Fever, said my uncle Tohy, to my house, — and we'll send for a doctor to see what's the matter, — and we'll have an apothecary, — and the corporal shall be your nurse ; and I'll be your servant, Le Fever. There was a frankness in my uncle Tohy, — not the efect of familiarity, — but the cause of it, — which let you at once into his soul, and shewed you the goodness of his nature ; to this, there was something in his looks, and voice, and manner, super- added, which eternally beckoned to the unfortunate to come and take shelter under him ; so that before my uncle Tohy had half finished the kind offers he was making to the father, had the son insensibly pressed up close to his knees, and had taken hold of the breast of his coat, and was pulHng it towards him. The blood and spirits of Le Fever, which were waxing cold and slow within him, and were retreating to their last citadel, the heart — ralHed back, — the film forsook his eyes for a moment, — he looked up wishfully in my uncle Toby's face, — then cast a look upon his boy, and that ligament, fine as it was, — was never broken. Nature instantly ebb'd again, — the film returned to its place, — — the pulse fluttered stopp'd went on throbb'd stopp'd again moved stopp'd shall I go on ? No. BOOK VI. CHAPTER XVIII [A Dialogue between Mr. and Mrs. Shandy] We should begin, said my father, turning himself half round in bed, and shifting his pillow a little towards my mother's, as he opened the debate We should begin to think, Mrs. Shandy, of putting this boy into breeches. We should so, — said my mother. We defer it, my dear, quoth my father, shamefully. — — — ■ I think we do, Mr. Shandy, — said my mother. Not but the child looks extremely well, said my father in his vests and tunicks. LIFE AND OPINIONS OF TRISTRAM SHANDY 409 He does look very well in them, — replied my mother. And for that reason it would be almost a sin, added my father, to take him out of 'em. It would so, — said my mother : But indeed he is growing a very tall lad, — rejoined my father. He is very tall for his age, indeed, — said my mother. 1 can not (making two syllables of it) imagine, quoth my father, who the deuce he takes after. I cannot conceive, for my life, — said my mother. Humph ! said my father. (The dialogue ceased for a moment.) I am very short myself, — continued my father gravely. You are very short, Mr. Shandy, — said my mother. Humph ! quoth my father to himself, a second time : in muttering which, he plucked his pillow a little further from my mother's — ■ and turning about again, there was an end of the debate for three minutes and a half. When he gets these breeches made, cried my father in a higher tone, he'll look like a beast in 'em. He will be very awkward in them at first, replied my mother. And 'twill be lucky, if that's the worst on't, added my father. It will be very lucky, answered my mother. I suppose, replied my father, — making some pause first, — he'll be e::?xtly like other people's children. Exactly, said my mother. Though I shall be sorry for that, added my father : and so the debate stopp'd again. They should be of leather, said my father, turning him about again. — They will last him, said my mother, the longest. But he can have no linings to 'em, replied my father. He cannot, said my mother. 'Twere better to have them of fustian, quoth my father. Nothing can be better, quoth my mother. 4IO LAURENCE STERNE — Except dimity, — replied my father : 'Tis best of all, — replied my mother. One must not give him his death, however, — interrupted my father. By no means, said my mother : ■ — — and so the dialogue stood still again. I am resolved, however, quoth my father, breaking silence the fourth time, he shall have no pockets in them. — There is no occasion for any, said my mother. I mean in his coat and waistcoat, — cried my father. I mean so too, — replied my mother. Though if he gets a gig or top Poor souls ! it is a crown and a sceptre to them, — they should have where to se- cure it. Order it as you please, Mr. Shandy^ replied my mother. But don't you think it right ? added my father, pressing the point home to her. Perfectly, said my mother, if it pleases you, Mr. Shandy. There's for you ! cried my father, losing temper • Pleases me ! You never will distinguish, Mrs. Shandy, nor shall I ever teach you to do it, betwixt a point of pleasure and a point of convenience. BOOK VI. CHAPTER XXXIII [In which we are given a Glimpse or the Author's Method] I TOLD the Christian reader I say Christian hoping he is one and if he is not, I am sorry for it and only beg he will consider the matter with himself, and not lay the blame entirely upon this book I told him, Sir for in good truth, when a man is telling a story in the strange way I do mine, he is obliged continually to be going backwards and forwards to keep all tight together in the reader's fancy which, for my own part, if I did not take heed to do more than at first, there is so much unfixed and equivocal matter starting up, with so many breaks and gaps in it, — and so little service do the stars afford, which, neverthe- less, I hang up in some of the darkest passages, knowing that LIFE AND OPINIONS OF TRISTRAM SHANDY 411 the world is apt to lose its way, with all the lights the sun itself at noon-day can give it and now you see, I am lost myself ! But 'tis my father's fault ; and whenever my brains come to be dissected, you will perceive, without spectacles, that he has left a large uneven thread, as you sometimes see in an unsaleable piece of cambrick, running along the whole length of the web, and so untowardly, you cannot so much as cut out a * *, (here I hang up a couple of lights again) or a fillet, or a thumb- stall, but it is seen or felt. Quanta id diligentius in liberis procreandis cavendum, sayeth Cardan. All which being considered, and that you see 'tis morally impracticable for me to wind this round to where I set out I begin the chapter over again. BOOK VII. CHAPTER XXXII [The Story of the Ass] 'TwAS by a poor ass, who had just turned in with a couple of large panniers upon his back, to collect eleemosynary turnip- tops and cabbage-leaves ; and stood dubious, with his two fore- feet on the inside of the threshold, and with his two hinder feet towards the street, as not knowing very well whether he was to go in or no. Now, 'tis an animal (be in what hurry I may) I cannot bear to strike there is a patient endurance of sufferings, wrote so unaffectedly in his looks and carriage, which pleads so mightily for him, that it always disarms me ; and to that degree, that I do not like to speak unkindly to him : on the contrary, meet him where I will — whether in town or country — in cart or under panniers — whether in liberty or bondage I have ever some- thing civil to say to him on my part ; and as one word begets another (if he has as little to do as I) 1 generally fall into conversation with him ; and surely never is my imagination so busy as in framing his responses from the etchings of his counte- nance — and where those carry me not deep enough in flying from my own heart into his, and seeing what is natural for an 412 LAURENCE STERNE ass to think — as well as a man, upon the occasion. In truth, it is the only creature of all the classes of beings below me, with whom I can do this : for parrots, jackdaws, &c. — I never ex- change a word with them nor with the apes, &c., for pretty near the same reason ; they act by rote, as the others speak by it, and equally make me silent : nay my dog and my cat, though I value them both (and for my dog he would speak if he could) — yet somehow or other, they neither of them possess the talents for conversation I can make nothing of a dis- course with them, beyond the proposition, the reply, and re- joinder, which terminated my father's and my mother's conver- sations, in his beds of justice and those utter'd there's an end of the dialogue — But with an ass, I can commune for ever. Come, Honesty ! said I, seeing it was impracticable to pass betwixt him and the gate art thou for coming in, or going out ? The ass twisted his head round to look up the street Well — replied I — we'll wait a minute for thy driver : He turned his head thoughtful about, and looked wist- fully the opposite way I understand thee perfectly, answered I If thou takest a wrong step in this affair, he will cudgel thee to death Well ! a minute is but a minute, and if it saves a fellow-creature a drubbing, it shall not be set down as ill spent. He was eating the stem of an artichoke as this discourse went on, and in the little peevish contentions of nature betwixt hunger and unsavouriness, had dropt it out of his mouth half a dozen times, and pick'd it up again God help thee, Jack ! said I, thou hast a bitter breakfast on't — and many a bitter day's labour, — and many a bitter blow, I fear, for its wages 'tis all — all bitterness to thee, whatever life is to others. And now thy mouth, if one knew the truth of it, is as bitter, I dare say, as soot — (for he had cast aside the stem) and thou hast not a friend perhaps in all this world, that will give thee a macaroon. In saying this, I pull'd out a paper of 'em, which I had just purchased, and gave him one — and at this moment that I am telling it, my heart smites me, that there was more of pleasantry LIFE AND OPINIONS OF TRISTRAM SHANDY 413 in the conceit, of seeing how an ass would eat a macaroon than of benevolence in giving him one, which presided in the act. When the ass had eaten his macaroon, I press'd him to come in — the poor beast was heavy loaded his legs seem'd to tremble under him he hung rather backwards, and as I pull'd at hie halter, it broke short in my hand he look'd up pensive in my face — "Don't thrash me with it — but if you will, you may" If I do, said I, I'll be d d. BOOK VIII. CHAPTER XXIV [My Uncle Toby and the Widow Wadman] I AM half distracted, captain Shandy, said Mrs. Wadman, holding up her cambrick handkerchief to her left eye, as she approach'd the door of my uncle Toby^s sentry-box a mote or sand or something I know not what, has got into this eye of mine do look into it it is not in the white — In saying which, Mrs. Wadman edged herself close in beside my uncle Toby, and squeezing herself down upon the corner of his bench, she gave him an opportunity of doing it without rising up Do look into it — said she. Honest soul ! thou didst look into it with as much innocency of heart, as ever child look'd into a raree-shew-box ; and 'twere as much a sin to have hurt thee. If a man will be peeping of his own accord into things of that nature I've nothing to say to it My uncle Toby never did : and I will answer for him, that he would have sat quietly upon a sofa from June to January (which, you know, takes in both the hot and cold months), with an eye as fine as the Thracian Rodope's beside him, without being able to tell, whether it was a black or blue one. The diflEiculty was to get my uncle Toby to look at one at all. 'Tis surmounted. And I see him yonder with his pipe pendulous in his hand, and the ashes falhng out of it — looking — ■ and looking — then rubbing his eyes — and looking again, with twice the good-nature that ever Gallileo look'd for a spot in the sun. 414 LAURENCE STERNE In vain ! for by all the powers which animate the organ Widow W adman's left eye shines this moment as lucid as her right there is neither mote, or sand, or dust, or chaff, or speck, or particle of opake matter floating in it — There is nothing, my dear paternal uncle ! but one lambent deHcious fire, furtively shooting out from every part of it, in all directions, into thine If thou lookest, uncle Toby, in search of this mote one moment longer thou art undone. CHAPTER XXV An eye is for all the world exactly like a cannon, in this respect ; That it is not so much the eye or the cannon, in themselves, as it is the carriage of the eye and the carriage of the cannon, by which both the one and the other are enabled to do so much execution. I don't think the comparison a bad one ; However, as 'tis made and placed at the head of the chapter, as much for use as ornament, all I desire in return is, that whenever I speak of Mrs. W adman's eyes (except once in the next period), that you keep it in your fancy. I protest, Madam, said my uncle Toby, I can see nothing what- ever in your eye. It is not in the wjiite ; said Mrs. W adman : my uncle Toby look'd with might and main into the pupil Now of all the eyes which ever were created — — from your own, Madam, up to those of Venus herself, which certainly were as venereal a pair of eyes as ever stood in a head there never was an eye of them all, so fitted to rob my uncle Toby of his repose, as the very eye, at which he was looking it was not, Madam, a rolling eye a romping or a wanton one — nor was it an eye sparkling — petulant or imperious — of high claims and terrifying exactions, which would have curdled at once that milk of human nature, of which my uncle Toby was made up but 'twas an eye full of gentle salutations and soft responses speaking not like the trumpet stop of some ill-made organ, in which many an eye I talk to, holds coarse converse but whispering soft Uke the last low accent of LIFE AND OPINIONS OF TRISTRAM SHANDY 415 an expiring saint "How can you live comfortless, captain Shandy, and alone, without a bosom to lean your head on or trust your cares to ?" It was an eye But I shall be in love with it myself, if I say another word about it. It did my uncle Toby's business. CHAPTER XXVII The world is ashamed of being virtuous My uncle Toby knew little of the world ; and therefore when he felt he was in love with widow Wadman, he had no conception that the thing was any more to be made a mystery of, than if Mrs. Wadman had given him a cut with a gap'd knife across his finger : Had it been otherwise yet as he ever look'd upon Trim as a humble friend ; and saw fresh reasons every day of his Ufe, to treat him as such it would have made no variation in the manner in which he informed him of the affair. "I am in love, corporal !" quoth my uncle Toby. BOOK IX. CHAPTER XXIV [The Story of Maria] For my uncle Toby's amours running all the way in my head, they had the same effect upon me as if they had been my own I was in the most perfect state of bounty and good-will ; and felt the kindliest harmony vibrating within me, with every oscillation of the chaise alike ; so that whether the roads were rough or smooth, it made no difference ; everything I saw or had to do with, touch'd upon some secret spring either of senti- ment or rapture. They were the sweetest notes I ever heard ; and I in- stantly let down the fore-glass to hear them more distinctly 'Tis Maria; said the postillion, observing I was listening Poor Maria, continued he (leaning his body on one side to let me see her, for he was in a line betwixt us), is sitting upon a bank playing her vespers upon her pipe, with her little goat beside her. 4i6 LAURENCE STERNE The young fellow utter'd this with an accent and a look so perfectly in tune to a feeling heart, that I instantly made a vow, I would give him a four-and-twenty sous piece, when I got to Moulins And who is poor Maria? said I. The love and piety of all the villages around us; said the postilHon it is but three years ago, that the sun did not shine upon so fair, so quick-witted and amiable a maid; and better fate did Maria deserve, than to have her Banns forbid, by the intrigues of the curate of the parish who published them He was going on, when Maria, who had made a short pause, put the pipe to her mouth, and began the air again they were the same notes ; yet were ten times sweeter : It is the evening service to the Virgin, said the young man but who has taught her to play it — or how she came by her pipe, no one knows ; we think that heaven has assisted her in both ; for ever since she has been unsettled in her mind, it seems her only con- solation she has never once had the pipe out of her hand, but plays that service upon it almost night and day. The postillion delivered this with so much discretion and natural eloquence, that I could not help decyphering some- thing in his face above his condition, and should have sifted out his history, had not poor Maria taken such full possession of me. We had got up by this time almost to the bank where Maria was sitting : she was in a thin white jacket, with her hair, all but two tresses, drawn up into a silk-net, with a few olive leaves twisted a httle fantastically on one side — — ■ she was beautiful ; and if ever I felt the full force of an honest heart-ache, it was the moment I saw her God help her ! poor damsel ! above a hundred masses, said the postillion, have been said in the several parish churches and convents around, for her, but without effect ; we have still hopes, as she is sensible for short intervals, that the Virgin at last will restore her to herself ; but her parents, who know her best, are hopeless upon that score, and think her senses are lost for ever. LIFE AND OPINIONS OF TRISTRAM SHANDY 417 As the postillion spoke this, Maria made a cadence so melan- choly, so tender and querulous, that I sprung out of the chaise to help her, and found myself sitting betwixt her and her goat before I relapsed from my enthusiasm. Maria look'd wistfully for some time at me, and then at her goat and then at me and then at her goat again, and so on, alternately Well, Maria, said I softly What resemblance do you find? I do entreat the candid reader to believe me, that it was from the humblest conviction of what a Beast man is, that I asked the question ; and that I would not have let fallen an unseasonable pleasantry in the venerable presence of Misery, to be entitled to all the wit that ever Rabelais scatter'd and yet I own my heart smote me, and that I so smarted at the very idea of it, that I swore I would set up for Wisdom, and utter grave sentences the rest of my days and never — never attempt again to commit mirth with man, woman, or child, the longest day I had to Hve. As for writing nonsense to them 1 believe, there was a reserve — but that I leave to the world. Adieu, Maria ! — adieu, poor hapless damsel ! some time, but not now, I may hear thy sorrows from thy own lips but I was deceived ; for that moment she took her pipe and told me such a tale of woe with it, that I rose up, and with broken and irregular steps walk'd softly to my chaise. What an excellent inn at Moulins ! HUMPHRY CLINKER TOBIAS SMOLLETT To Sir Watkin Phillips, Bart., of Jesus College, Oxon. Dear Phillips, As I have nothing more at heart than to convince you I am in- capable of forgetting or neglecting the friendship I made at col- lege, I now begin that correspondence by letters which you and I agreed, at parting, to cultivate. I begin it sooner than I in- tended, that you may have it in your power to refute any idle reports which may be circulated to my prejudice at Oxford, touching a foolish quarrel, in which I have been involved on account of my sister, who had been some time settled here in a boarding-school. When I came hither with my uncle and aunt (who are our guardians) to fetch her away, I found her a fine, tall girl, of seventeen, with an agreeable person ; but remarkably simple, and quite ignorant of the world. This disposition, and want of experience, had exposed her to the addresses of a person (I know not what to call him) who had seen her at a play, and, with a confidence and dexterity peculiar to himself, found means to be recommended to her acquaintance. It was by the greatest accident I intercepted one of his letters. As it was my duty to stifle this correspondence in its birth, I made it my business to find him out, and tell him very freely my sentiments of the matter. The spark did not like the style I used, and behaved with abun- dance of mettle. Though his rank in life (which, by the by, I am ashamed to declare) did not entitle him to much deference ; yet, as his behaviour was remarkably spirited, I admitted him to the privilege of a gentleman ; and something might have happened, had not we been prevented. In short, the business took air, I know not how, and made abundance of noise. Recourse was had to justice : I was obliged to give my word and honour, &c. ; and to-morrow morning we set out for Bristol Wells, where I 418 HUMPHRY CLINKER 419 expect to hear from you by the return of the post. I have got into a family of originals, whom I may one day attempt to de- scribe for your amusement. My aunt, Mrs. Tabitha Bramble, is a maiden of forty-five, exceedingly starched, vain, and ridiculous. My uncle is an odd kind of humorist, always on the fret, and so unpleasant in his manner, that, rather than be obliged to keep him company, I'd resign all claim to the inheritance of his estate. Indeed, his being tortured by the gout may have soured his temper ; and perhaps I may like him better on farther acquaint- ance. Certain it is, all his servants and neighbours in the coun- try are fond of him, even to a degree of enthusiasm ; the reason of which I cannot as yet comprehend. Remember me to Griffy Price, Gwyn, Mansel, Basset, and all the rest of my old Cam- brian companions. Salute the bed-maker in my name ; give my service to the cook ; and pray take care of poor Ponto, for the sake of his old master ; who is, and ever will be. Dear Phillips, Your affectionate friend, and humble servant, Gloucester, April 2. Jer. Melford. To Mrs. Jermyn, at her House in Gloucester Dear Madam, Having no mother of my own, I hope you will give me leave to disburden my poor heart to you, who have always acted the part of a kind parent to me, ever since I was put under your care. Indeed, and inde'ed, my worthy governess may believe me, when I assure her, that I never harboured a thought that was otherwise than virtuous ; and, if God will give me grace, I shall never be- have so as to cast a reflection on the care you have taken in my education. I confess I have given just cause of offence, by my want of prudence and experience. I ought not to have listened to what the young man said ; and it was my duty to have told you all that passed ; but I was ashamed to mention it : and then he behaved so modest and respectful, and seemed to be so melan- choly and timorous, that I could not find in my heart to do any thing that should make him miserable and desperate. As for familiarities, I do declare I never once allowed him the favour of 420 TOBIAS SMOLLET a salute ; and as to the few letters that passed between us, they are all in my uncle's hands, and I hope they contain nothing con- trary to innocence and honour. I am still persuaded that he is not what he appears to be : but time will discover. Meanwhile, I will endeavour to forget a connexion which is so displeasing to my family. I have cried without ceasing, and have not tasted any thing but tea, since I was hurried away from you ; nor did I once close my eyes for three nights running. My aunt con- tinues to chide me severely when we are by ourselves ; but I hope to soften her in time by humility and submission. My uncle, who was so dreadfully passionate in the beginning, has been moved by my tears and distress, and is now all tenderness and compassion ; and my brother is reconciled to me, on my promising to break off all correspondence with that unfortunate youth : but, notwithstanding all their indulgence, I shall have no peace of mind till I know my dear and ever-honoured governess has forgiven her poor, disconsolate, forlorn, Affectionate humble servant, till death, Clifton, April 6. Lydia Melford. To Miss Laetitia Willis, at Gloucester My dearest Letty, I AM in such a fright, lest this should not come safe to hand by the conveyance of Jarvis the carrier, that I beg you will write me on the receipt of it, directing to me, under cover, to Mrs. Winifred Jenkins, my aunt's maid, who is a good girl, and has been so kind to me in my affliction, that I have made her my con- fidante. As for Jarvis, he was very shy of taking charge of my letter and the little parcel, because his sister Sally had like to have lost her place on my account. Indeed, I cannot blame the man for his caution, but I have made it worth his while. My dear companion and bed-fellow, it is a grievous addition to my other misfortunes that I am deprived of your agreeable company and conversation, at a time when I need so much the comfort of your good humour and good sense : but, I hope, the friendship we contracted at boarding-school will last for life. I doubt not but on my side it will daily increase and improve, as I gain experience, HUMPHRY CLINKER 421 and learn to know the value of a true friend. O my dear Letty ! what shall I say about poor Mr. Wilson ! I have promised to break off all correspondence, and, if possible, to forget him ; but, alas ! I begin to perceive that will not be in my power. As it is by no means proper that the picture should remain in my hands, lest it should be the occasion of more mischief, I have sent it to you by this opportunity, begging you will either keep it safe till better times, or return it to Mr. Wilson himself, who, I suppose, will make it his business to see you at the usual place. If he should be low-spirited at my sending back his picture, you may tell him I have no occasion for a picture, while the original con- tinues engraved on my — . But no ; I would not have you tell him that neither, because there must be an end of our corre- spondence.- I wish he may forget me, for the sake of his own peace ; and yet if he should, he must be a barbarous — . But it is impossible ! Poor Wilson cannot be false and inconstant ! I beseech him not to write to me, nor attempt to see me for some time ; for, considering the resentment and passionate temper of my brother Jerry, such an attempt might be attended with consequences which would make us all miserable for life. Let us trust to time and the chapter of accidents ; or rather to that Providence which will not fail, sooner or later, to reward those that walk in the paths of honour ann virtue. I would offer my love to the young ladies ; but it is not fit that any of them should know you have received this letter. If we go to Bath, I shall send you my simple remarks upon that famous centre of polite amusement, and every other place we may chance to visit ; and I flatter myself that my dear Miss WilHs will be punctual in answering the letters of Her affectionate Clifton, April 6. Lydia Melford. To Miss Lydia Melford Miss Willis has pronounced my doom ! You are going away, dear Miss Melford ! you are going to be removed, I know not whither ! What shall I do ? Which way shall I turn for con- solation ? I know not what I say ! All night long have I been 422 TOBIAS SMOLLETT tossed in a sea of doubts and fears, uncertainty and distraction, without being able to connect my thoughts, much less to form any consistent plan of conduct. I was even tempted to wish that I had never seen you ; or that you had been less amiable, or less compassionate to your poor Wilson : and yet it would be detest- able ingratitude in me to form such a wish, considering how much I am indebted to your goodness, and the ineffable pleasure I have derived from your indulgence and approbation. Good God ! I never heard your name mentioned without emotion! The most distant prospect of being admitted to your company, filled my whole soul with a kind of pleasing alarm! As the time ap- proached, my heart beat with redoubled force, and every nerve thrilled with a transport of expectation : but when I found my- self actually in your presence — when I heard you speak — when I saw you smile — when I beheld your charming eyes turned favourably upon me — my breast was filled with such tumults of delight, as wholly deprived me of the power of utterance, and wrapped me in a delirium of joy! Encouraged by your sweet- ness of temper and affability, I ventured to describe the feelings of my heart. Even then you did not check my presumption ; you pitied my sufferings, and gave me leave to hope — you put a favourable, perhaps too favourable, a construction on my ap- pearance. Certain it is, I am no player in love. I speak the language of my own heart, and have no prompter but Nature. Yet there is something in this heart, which I have not yet dis- closed. I flattered myself — But, I will not — ^I must not pro- ceed. Dear Miss Liddy! for Heaven's sake, contrive, if pos- sible, some means of letting me speak to you before you leave Gloucester; otherwise, I know not what will — But I begin to rave again — I will endeavour to bear this trial with fortitude. While I am capable of reflecting upon your tenderness and truth, I surely have no cause to despair ; yet I am strangely affected. The sun seems to deny me light, a cloud hangs over me, and there is a dreadful weight upon my spirits! While you stay in this place, I shall continually hover about your lodgings, as the parted soul is said to linger about the grave where its mortal consort lies. I know, if it is in your power, you will task your humanity — your compassion — shall I add, your affection? — HUMPHRY CLINKER 423 in order to assuage the almost intolerable disquiet that torments the heart of Your afflicted Gloucester, March 31. Wilson. To Dr. Lewis Bath, April 23. Dear Doctor, If I did not know that the exercise of your profession has habituated you to the hearing of complaints, I should make a conscience of troubling you with my correspondence, which may be truly called The Lamentations of Matthew Bramble. Yet I cannot help thinking I have some right to discharge the over- flowings of my spleen upon you, whose province it is to remove those disorders that occasioned it ; and, let me tell you, it is no small alleviation of my grievances that I have a sensible friend, to whom I can communicate my crusty humours ; which, by retention, would grow intolerably acrimonious. You must know, I find nothing but disappointment at Bath ; which is so altered, that I can scarce believe it is the same place that I frequented about thirty years ago. Methinks I hear you say — "altered it is, without all doubt ; but then it is altered for the better : a truth which, perhaps, you would own without hesitation, if you yourself was not altered for the worse." The reflection may, for aught I know, be just. The inconveniences which I overlooked in the high-day of health, will naturally strike with exaggerated impression on the irritable nerves of an invalid, surprised by premature old age, and shattered with long suffering. But, I believe, you will not deny that this place, which Nature and Providence seem to have intended as a re- source from distemper and disquiet, is become the very centre of racket and dissipation. Instead of that peace, tranquillity, and ease, so necessary to those who labour under bad health, weak nerves, and irregular spirits, here we have nothing but noise, tumult, and hurry ; with the fatigue and slavery of maintaining a ceremonial, more stiff, formal, and oppressive, than the etiquette of a German elector. A national hospital it may be ; but one would imagine that none but lunatics are admitted ; and, truly, I will give you leave to call me so, if I stay much longer at Bath. 424 TOBIAS SMOLLETT But I shall take another opportunity to explain my sentiments at greater length on this subject. I was impatient to see the boasted improvements in architecture, for which the upper parts of the town have been so much celebrated ; and t'other day I made a circuit of all the new buildings. The Square, though irregular, is, on the whole, pretty well laid out, spacious, open, and airy ; and in my opinion, by far the most wholesome and agreeable situation in Bath, especially the upper side of it ; but the avenues to it are mean, dirty, dangerous, and indirect. Its communication with the baths is through the yard of an inn, where the poor trembling valetudinarian is carried in a chair betwixt the heels of a double row of horses, wincing under the curry-combs of grooms and postillions, over and above the hazard of being obstructed, or overturned, by the carriages which are continually making their exit or their entrance. I suppose, after some chairman shall have been maimed, and a few lives lost by those accidents, the corporation will think, in earnest, about providing a more safe and commodious passage. The Cir- cus is a pretty bauble, contrived for show, and looks like Ves- pasian's amphitheatre turned outside in. If we consider it in point of magnificence, the great number of small doors belonging to the separate houses, the inconsiderable height of the different orders, the affected ornaments of the architrave, which are both childish and misplaced, and the areas projecting into the street, surrounded with iron rails, destroy a good part of its effect upon the eye. And perhaps we shall find it still more defective, if we view it in the light of convenience. The figure of each separate dwelling-house, being the segment of a circle, must spoil the symmetry of the rooms, by contracting them towards the street windows, and leaving a larger sweep in the space behind. If, instead of the areas and iron rails, which seem to be of very little use, there had been a corridore with arcades all round, as in Covent Garden, the appearance of the whole would have been more magnificent and striking : those arcades would have af- forded an agreeable covered walk, and sheltered the poor chair- men and their carriages from the rain, which is here almost per- petual. At present, the chairs stand soaking in the open street, from morning to night, till they become so many boxes of wet HUMPHRY CLINKER 425 leather, for the benefit of the gouty and rheumatic, who are transported in them from place to place. Indeed, this is a shocking inconvenience, that extends over the whole city; and I am persuaded it produces infinite mischief to the delicate and infirm : even the close chairs contrived for the sick, by standing in the open air, have their frize linings impregnated, like so many sponges, with the moisture of the atmosphere ; and those cases of cold vapour must give a charming check to the per- spiration of a patient, piping hot from the bath, with all his pores wide open. But to return to the Circus. It is inconvenient from its situa- tion, at so great a distance from all the markets, baths, and places of public entertainment. The only entrance to it, through Gay- street, is so difficult, steep, and slippery, that in wet weather it must be exceedingly dangerous, both for those that ride in car- riages, and those that walk afoot ; and when the street is covered with snow, as it was for fifteen days successively this very winter, I don't see how any individual could go either up or down, with- out the most imminent hazard of broken bones. In blowing weather, I am told, most of the houses in this hill are smothered with smoke, forced down the chimneys by the gusts of wind re- verberated from the hill behind, which (I apprehend likewise) must render the atmosphere here more humid and unwholesome than it is in the square below : for the clouds, formed by the constant evaporation from the baths and rivers in the bottom, will, in their ascent this way, be first attracted and detained by the hill that rises close behind the Circus, and load the air with a perpetual succession of vapours. This point, however, may be easily ascertained by means of an hygrometer, or a paper of salt of tartar exposed to the action of the atmosphere. The same artist who planned the Circus, has likewise projected a Crescent : when that is finished, we shall probably have a Star ; and those who are living thirty years hence, may, perhaps, see all the signs of the Zodiac exhibited in architecture at Bath. These, however fantastical, are still designs that denote some ingenuity and knowl- edge in the architect ; but the rage of building has laid hold on such a number of adventurers, that one sees new houses starting up in every outlet and every corner of Bath, contrived without 426 TOBIAS SMOLLETT judgment, executed without solidity, and stuck together with so httle regard to plan and propriety, that the different lines of the new rows and buildings interfere with and intersect one another in every different angle of conjunction. They look Hke the wreck of streets and squares disjointed by an earthquake, which hath broken the ground into a variety of holes and hil- locks ; or, as if some Gothic devil had stuffed them all together in a bag, and left them to stand higgledy-piggledy, just as chance directed. What sort of a monster Bath will become in a few years, with those growing excrescences, may be easily con- ceived. But the want of beauty and proportion is not the worst effect of these new mansions ; they are built so slight, with the soft crumbling stone found in this neighbourhood, that I should never sleep quietly in one of them, when it blowed (as the sailors say) a cap-full of wind : and I am persuaded, that my hind, Roger Williams, or any man of equal strength, would be able to push his foot through the strongest part of their walls, without any great exertion of his muscles. All these absurdities arise from the general tide of luxury, which hath overspread the nation, and swept away all, even the very dregs of the people. Every upstart of fortune, harnessed in the trappings of the mode, presents himself at Bath, as in the very focus of obser- vation. Clerks and factors from the East-Indies, loaded with the spoil of plundered provinces ; planters, negro-drivers, and hucksters, from our American plantations, enriched they know not how; agents, commissaries, and contractors, who have fattened, in two successive wars, on the blood of the nation ; usurers, brokers, and jobbers of every kind ; men of low birth and no breeding, have found themselves suddenly translated into a state of affluence, unknown to former ages : and no wonder that their brains should be intoxicated with pride, vanity, and presumption. Knowing no other criterion of greatness but the ostentation of wealth, they discharge their affluence, without taste or conduct, through every channel of the most absurd ex- travagance ; and all of them hurry to Bath, because here, with- out any further qualification, they can mingle with the princes and nobles of the land. Even the wives and daughters of low tradesmen, who, like shovel-nosed sharks, prey upon the blubber HUMPHRY CLINKER 427 of those uncouth whales of fortune, are infected with the same rage of displaying their importance ; and the slightest indisposi- tion serves them for a pretext to insist upon being conveyed to Bath, where they may hobble country-dances and cotillons among lordhngs, squires, counsellors, and clergy. These deli- cate creatures from Bedfordbury, Butcher-row, Crutched-friars, and Botolph-lane, cannot breathe in the gross air of the Lower Town, or conform to the vulgar rules of a common lodging-house ; the husband, therefore, must provide an entire house, or elegant apartments in the new buildings. Such is the composition of what is called the fashionable company at Bath ; where a very inconsiderable proportion of genteel people are lost in a mob of impudent plebeians, who have neither understanding nor judg- ment, nor the least idea of propriety and decorum ; and seem to enjoy nothing so much as an opportunity of insulting their betters. Thus the number of people and the number of houses continue to increase ; and this will ever be the case, till the streams that swell this irresistible torrent of folly and extravagance shall either be exhausted, or turned into other channels, by incidents and events which I do not pretend to foresee. This, I own, is a sub- ject on which I cannot write with any degree of patience ; for the mob is a monster I never could abide, either in its head, tail, midriff, or members ; I detest the whole of it, as a mass of ig- norance, presumption, malice, and brutality : and in this term of reprobation I include, without respect of rank, station, or quality, all those, of both sexes, who affect its manners and court its society. But I have written till my fingers are cramped, and my nausea begins to return. By your advice, I sent to London a few days ago for half a pound of gengzeng ; though I much doubt whether that which comes from America is equally efficacious with what is brought from the East Indies. Some years ago, a friend of mine paid sixteen guineas for two ounces of it ; and in six months after, it was sold in the same shop for five shillings the pound. In short, we live in a vile world of fraud and sophistication ; so that I know nothing of equal value with the genuine friendship of a sensible man : a rare jewel, which I 428 TOBIAS SMOLLETT cannot help thinking myself in possession of, while I repeat the old declaration, that I am, as usual, dear Lewis, your affectionate, M. Bramble. After having been agitated in a short hurricane, on my first arrival, I have taken a small house in Milsham-street, where I am tolerably well lodged, for five guineas a week. I was yester- day at the pump-room, and drank about a pint of the water, which seems to agree with my stomach ; and to-morrow morning I shall bathe, for the first time ; so that in a few posts you may expect farther trouble : rneanwhile, I am glad to find that the inoculation has succeeded so well with poor Joyce, and that her face will be but Httle marked. If my friend Sir Thomas was a single man, I would not trust such a handsome wench in his family ; but, as I have recommended her, in a particular manner, to the protection of Lady G — , who is one of the best women in the world, she may go thither without hesitation, as soon as she is quite recovered, and fit for service. Let her mother have money to provide her with necessaries ; and she may ride behind her brother on Bucks : but you must lay strong injunctions on Jack to take particular care of the trusty old veteran, who has faithfully earned his present ease by his past services. To Miss Willis, at Gloucester Bath, April 26. My dearest companion. The pleasure I received from yours, which came to hand yes- terday, is not to be expressed. Love and friendship are, without doubt, charming passions ; which absence serves only to heighten and improve. Your kind present of the garnet bracelets I shall keep as carefully as I preserve my own life ; and I beg you will accept, in return, of my heart-housewife, with the tortoise- shell memorandum-book, as a trifling pledge of my unalterable affection. Bath is to me a new world : all is gaiety, good-humour, and diversion : the eye is continually entertained with the splendour of dress and equipage ; and the ear with the sound of coaches, HUMPHRY CLINKER 429 chaises, chairs, and other carriages. The merry hells ring round from morn till night. Then we are welcomed by the city-waits in our own lodgings; we have music in the pump-room every morning ; cotillons every forenoon in the rooms ; balls twice a week ; and concerts every other night ; besides private assem- blies and parties without number. As soon as we were settled in lodgings, we were visited by the master of the ceremonies ; a pretty little gentleman, so sweet, so fine, so civil, and polite, that in our country he might pass for the Prince of Wales : then he talks so charming, both in verse and prose, that you would be delighted to hear him discourse : for, you must know, he is a great writer, and has got five tragedies ready for the stage. He did us the favour to dine with us, by my uncle's invitation ; and next day squired my aunt and me to every part of Bath ; which, to be sure, is an earthly paradise. The Square, the Circus, and the Parades, put you in mind of the sumptuous palaces repre- sented in prints and pictures ; and the new buildings, such as Prince's Row, Harlequin's Row, Bladud's Row, and twenty other rows, look like so many enchanted castles raised on hang- ing terraces. At eight in the morning we go in dishabille to the pump-room, which is crowded like a Welsh fair ; and there you see the highest quality and the lowest trades-folk jostling each other, without ceremony, hail fellow well met. The noise of the music playing in the gallery, the heat and flavour of such a crowd, and the hum and buz of their conversation, gave me the head-ache and vertigo the first day ; but afterwards, all these things became familiar, and even agreeable. Right under the pump-room windows is the King's bath ; a huge cistern, where you see the patients up to their necks in hot water. The ladies wear jackets and petti- coats of brown linen, with chip hats, in which they fix their handkerchiefs to wipe the sweat from their faces : but, truly, whether it is owing to the steam that surrounds them, or the heat of the water, or the nature of the dress, or all these causes together, they look so flushed, and so frightful, that I always turn my eyes another way. My aunt, who says every person of fashion should make her appearance in the bath, as well as in the abbey church, contrived a cap with cherry-coloured ribbons 430 TOBIAS SMOLLETT to suit her complexion, and obliged Win to attend her yesterday morning in the water. But, really, her eyes were so red, that they made mine water as I viewed her from the pump-room ; and as for poor Win, who wore a hat trimmed with blue, what be- twixt her wan complexion and her fear, she looked Hke the ghost of some pale maiden, who had drowned herself for love. When she came out of the bath, she took asafoetida drops, and was fluttered all day ; so that we could hardly keep her from going into hysterics ; but her mistress says it will do her good ; and poor Win curtsies with the tears in her eyes. For my part, I content myself with drinking about half a pint of water every morning. The pumper, with his wife and servant, attend within a bar ; and the glasses, of different sizes, stand ranged in order before them ; so you have nothing to do but to point at that which you choose, and it is filled immediately, hot and sparkling from the pump. It is the only hot water I could ever drink without being sick. Far from having that effect, it is rather agreeable to the taste, grateful to the stomach, and reviving to the spirits. You cannot imagine what wonderful cures it performs. My uncle began with it the other day ; but he made wry faces in drinking ; and I am afraid he will leave it off. The first day we came to Bath, he fell into a violent passion ; beat two black-a-moors, and I was afraid he would have fought with their master ; but the stranger proved a peaceable man. To be sure, the gout had got into his head, as my aunt observed : but, I beHeve, his passion drove it away ; for he has been remarkably well ever since. It is a thousand pities he should ever be troubled with that ugly distemper ; for when he is free from pain, he is the best-tempered man upon earth ; so gentle, so generous, so chari- table, that every body loves him ; and so good to me, in partic- ular, that I shall never be able to show the deep sense I have of his tenderness and affection. Hard by the pump-room is a coffee-house for the ladies ; but my aunt says young girls are not admitted, inasmuch as the con- versation turns upon politics, scandal, philosophy, and other sub- jects above our capacity : but we are allowed to accompany them to the booksellers' shops, which are charming places of HUMPHRY CLINKER 431 resort ; where we read novels, plays, pamphlets, and newspapers, for so small a subscription as a crown a quarter : and in these offices of intelligence (as my brother calls them) all the reports of the day, and all the private transactions of the Bath, are first entered and discussed. From the bookseller's shop we make a tour through the milliners and toymen ; and commonly stop at Mr. Gill's, the pastry-cook, to take a jelly, a tart, or a small basin of vermicelli. There is, moreover, another place of en- tertainment on the other side of the water, opposite to the Grove ; to which the company cross over in a boat : it is called Spring Garden ; a sweet retreat, laid out in walks and ponds and par- terres of flowers ; and there is a long-room for breakfasting and dancing. As the situation is low and damp, and the season has been remarkably wet, my uncle won't suffer me to go thither, lest I should catch cold : but my aunt says it is all a vulgar prejudice ; and, to be sure, a great many gentlemen and ladies of Ireland frequent the place, without seeming to be the worse for it. They say, dancing at Spring Gardens, when the air is moist, is recommended to them as an excellent cure for the rheumatism. I have been twice at the play; where, notwith- standing the excellence of the performers, the gaiety of the company, and the decorations of the theatre, which are very fine, I could not help reflecting, with a sigh, upon our poor homely representations at Gloucester. But this, in confidence to my dear Willis. You know my heart, and will excuse its weakness. After all, the great scenes of entertainment at Bath are the two public rooms, where the company meet alternately every evening : they are spacious, lofty, and, when lighted up, appear very striking. They are generally crowded with well-dressed people, who drink tea in separate parties, play at cards, walk, or sit and chat together just as they are disposed. Twice a week there is a ball ; the expense of which is defrayed by a voluntary subscription among the gentlemen ; and every subscriber has three tickets. I was there on Friday last with my aunt, under the care of my brother, who is a subscriber ; and Sir Ulic Mac- killigut recommended his nephew. Captain O'Donaghan, to me as a partner ; but Jerry excused himself, by saying I had got 432 TOBIAS SMOLLETT the head-ache ; and, indeed, it was really so, though I can't imagine how he knew it. The place was so hot, and the smell so different from what we are used to in the country, that I was quite feverish when we came away. Aunt says it is the effect of a vulgar constitution, reared among woods and mountains ; and that, as I become accustomed to genteel company, it will wear off. Sir UHc was very complaisant, made her a great many high-flown compliments, and, when we retired, handed her with great ceremony to her chair. The captain, I beheve, would have done me the same favour; but my brother, seeing him advance, took me under his arm, and wished him good-night. The captain is a pretty man, to be sure ; tall and straight, and well-made ; with light grey eyes, and a Roman nose : but there is a certain boldness in his look and manner that puts one out of countenance. But I am afraid I have put you out of all patience with this long unconnected scrawl ; which I shall therefore con- clude with assuring you, that neither Bath nor London, nor all the diversions of life, shall ever be able to efface the idea of my dear Letty, from the heart of Her ever affectionate Lydia Melford. To Mrs. Mary Jones, at Brambleton Hall Dear Molly Jones, Heaving got a frank, I now return your fever, which I received by Mr. Higgins, at the Hot Well, together with the stockings which his wife footed for me ; but now they are of no survice. Nobody wears such things in this place. O Molly ! you that Kve in the country have no deception of our doings at Bath. Here is such dressing, and fiddling, and dancing, and gadding, and courting, and plotting ! O gracious ! if God had not given me a good stock of discretion, what a power of things might not I reveal consarning old mistress and young mistress ! Jews with beards, that were no Jews, but handsome Christians, without a hair upon their sin, strolling with spectacles, to get speech of Miss Liddy. But she's a dear sweet soul, as innocent as the child unborn. She has tould me all her inward thoughts, and disclosed her passion for Mr. Wilson ; and that's not his name neither : and HUMPHRY CLINKER 433 thof he acted among the player-men, he is meat for their mas- ters ; and she has gi'en me her yellow trollopea : which Mrs. Drab, the manty-maker, says will look very well when it is scowred and smoaked with silfur. You knows as how, y allow fitts my fizzogmony. God he knows what havock I shall make among the mail sex, when I make my first appearance in this killing collar, with a full soot of gaze, as good as new, that I bought last Friday of Madam Friponeau, the French mullaner. Dear girl, I have seen all the fine shows of Bath ; the Prades, the Squires, and the CircHs ; the Crasint, the Hottogon, and Bloody Buildings, and Harry King's Row : and I have been twice in the bath with mistress, and na'r a smoak upon our backs, hussy. The first time I was mortally afraid, and flustered all day ; and afterwards made believe that I had got the heddick ; but mistress said, if I didn't go I should take a dose of bumtaffy; and so, remembering how it worked Mrs. Gwyllim a pennorth, I chose rather to go again with her into the bath ; and then I met with an axident. I dropt my petticoat, and could not get it up from the bottom. But what did that signify? They mought laff, but they could see nothing ; for I was up to the sin in water. To be sure, it threw me into such a gumbustion, that I know not what I said, nor what I did, nor how they got me out, and rapt me in a blanket. Mrs. Tabitha scoulded a little when we got home ; but she knows as I know what's what. Ah, Laud help you ! There is Sir Yury Michgut, of Balnaclinch, in the cunty of Kalloway. I took down the name from his gentleman, Mr. O'Frizzle, and he has got an estate of fifteen hundred a-year. I am sure he is both rich and generous. But you nose, Molly, I was always famous for keeping secrets ; and so he was very safe in trusting me with his flegm for mistress ; which, to be sure, is very honourable ; for Mr. O'Frizzle assures me, he values not her portion a brass varthing. And, indeed, what's poor ten thousand pounds to a baron knight of his fortune ? And, truly, I told Mr. O'Frizzle that was all she had to trust to. As for John Thomas, he's a morass fellor. I Vow, I thought he would a fit with Mr. O'Frizzle, because he axed me to dance with him at Spring Garden. But God he knows I have no thoughts eyther of wan or t'other. 434 TOBIAS SMOLLETT As for house news, the worst is, Chowder has fallen off greatly from his stomick ; he eats nothing but white-meats, and not much of that ; and wheezes, and seems to be much bloated. The doctors think he is threatened with a dropsy. Parson Marrofat, who has got the same disorder, finds great benefit from the waters : but Chowder seems to Kke them no better than the squire ; and mistress says, if his case don't take a favourable turn, she will sartinly carry him to Aberga'nny, to drink goat's-whey. To be sure the poor dear honymil is lost for want of axercise ; for which reason she intends to give him an airing once a-day upon the Downs, in a postchaise. I have already made very credi- able correxions in this here place ; where, to be sure, we have the very squintasense of satiety. Mrs. Patcher, my Lady Kilmacullock's woman, and I, are sworn sisters. She has shown me all her secrets, and learned me to wash gaze, and refrash rusty silks and bumbeseens, by boiling them with winegar, cham- berlye, and stale beer. My short sack and apron luck as good as new from the shop, and my pumpydoor as fresh as a rose, by the help of turtle-water. But this is all Greek and Latten to you, Molly. If we should come to Aberga'nny, you'll be within a day's ride of us ; and then we shall see wan another, please God. If not, remember me in your prayers, as I shall do by you in mine ; and take care of my kitten, and give my kind sarvice to Sail ; and this is all at present from Your beloved friend and sarvent, Bath, April 26. Winifred Jenkins. To Sir Watkin Phillips, or Jesus College, Oxon. Dear Phillips, Without waiting for your answer to my last, I proceed to give you an account of our journey to London, which has not been wholly barren of adventure. Tuesday last, the squire took his place in a hired coach and four, accompanied by his sister and mine, and Mrs. Tabby's maid, Winifred Jenkins, whose province it was to support Chowder on a cushion in her lap. I could scarce refrain from laughing, when I looked into the vehicle, and saw that animal sitting opposite to my uncle, like any other passenger. The squire, ashamed of his situation, blushed to the eyes ; and HUMPHRY CLINKER 435 calling to the postillions to drive on, pulled the glass up in my face. I, and his servant John Thomas, attended them on horseback. Nothing worth mentioning occurred till we arrived on the edge of Marlborough Downs. There one of the fore horses fell, in going down hill at a round trot ; and the postillion behind, endeavouring to stop the carriage, pulled it on one side into a deep rut, where it was fairly overturned. I had rode on about two hundred yards before ; but, hearing a loud scream, galloped back and dismounted, to give what assistance was in my power. When I looked into the coach, I could see nothing distinctly. All of a sudden, my uncle thrust up his bare pate, and bolted through the window as nimble as a grasshopper . . . [and] pulling the door ofif its hinges with a jerk, laid hold on Liddy's arm, and brought her to the hght; very much frighted, but httle hurt. It fell to my share to deliver our aunt Tabitha, who had lost her cap in the struggle; and, being rather more than half frantic with rage and terror, was no bad representation of one of the sister Furies that guard the gates of hell : she expressed no sort of concern for her brother, who ran about in the cold, without his perriwig, and worked with the most astonishing agility in helping to disentangle the horses from the carriage ; but she cried in a tone of distraction, "Chowder! Chowder! my dear Chowder ! my poor Chowder is certainly killed !" This was not the case : Chowder, after having tore my uncle's leg in the confusion of the fall, had retreated under the seat, and from thence the footman drew him by the neck ; for which good office, he bit his fingers to the bone. The fellow, who is naturally surly, was so provoked at this assault, that he saluted his ribs with a hearty kick, exclaiming, "Damn the nasty son of a bitch, and them he belongs to !" a benediction, which was by no means lost upon the implacable virago his mistress. Her brother, how- ever, prevailed upon her to retire into a peasant's house, near the scene of action, where his head and hers were covered, and poor Jenkins had a fit. Our next care was to apply some stick- ing-plaster to the wound in his leg, which exhibited the impres- sion of Chowder's teeth ; but he never opened his lips against the delinquent. Mrs. Tabby, alarmed at this scene; "You say nothing. Matt," cried she; "but I know your mind: I 436 TOBIAS SMOLLETT know the spite you have to that poor unfortunate animal ! I know you intend to take his hfe away !" "You are mistaken, upon my honour!" replied the squire, with a sarcastic smile; "I should be incapable of harbouring any such cruel design against an object so amiable and inoffensive, even if he had not the happiness to be your favourite." John Thomas was not so delicate. The fellow, whether really alarmed for his life, or instigated by the desire of revenge, came in, and bluntly demanded that the dog should be put to death ; on the supposition, that if ever he should run mad hereafter, he, who had been bit by him, would be infected. My uncle calmly argued upon the absurdity of his opinion, observing, that he himself was in the same predicament, and would certainly take the precaution he proposed, if he was not sure he ran no risk of infection. Nevertheless, Thomas continued obstinate ; and at length declared, that if the dog was not shot immediately, he himself would be his executioner. This declaration opened the flood-gates of Tabby's eloquence, which would have shamed the first-rate oratress of Billingsgate. The footman retorted in the same style ; and the squire dismissed him from his ser- vice, after having prevented me from giving him a good horse- whipping for his insolence. The coach being adjusted, another difficulty occurred : Mrs. Tabitha absolutely refused to enter it again, unless another driver could be found to take the place of the postillion ; who, she affirmed, had overturned the carriage from malice aforethought. After much dispute, the man resigned his place to a shabby country-fellow, who undertook to go as far as Marlborough, where they could be better provided ; and at that place we arrived about one o'clock, without farther impediment. Mrs. Bramble, however, found new matter of offence ; which, indeed, she had a particular genius for extracting at will from almost every incident in life. We had scarce entered the room at Marl- borough, where we staid to dine, when she exhibited a formal complaint against the poor fellow who had superseded the pos- tillion. She said, he was such a beggarly rascal, that he had ne'er a shirt to his back : for which act of indelicacy he deserved to be set in the stocks. HUMPHRY CLINKER 437 "This is a heinous offence, indeed," cried my uncle; "let us hear what the fellow has to say in his own vindication." He was accordingly summoned, and made his appearance, which was equally queer and pathetic. He seemed to be about twenty years of age, of a middling size, with bandy legs, stooping shoul- ders, high forehead, sandy locks, pinking eyes, flat nose, and long chin ; but his complexion was of a sickly yellow : his looks de- noted famine ; and the rags that he wore could hardly conceal what decency requires to be covered. My uncle, having sur- veyed him attentively, said, with an ironical expression in his countenance, "A'n't you ashamed, fellow, to ride postillion without a shirt to cover you?" "Yes, I am, an please your noble honour," answered the man; "but necessity has no law, as the saying is." "You're an impudent varlet," cried Mrs. Tabby, "for presuming to ride before persons of fashion with- out a shirt." "I am so, an please your worthy ladyship," said he ; "but I'm a poor Wiltshire lad. I ha'n't a shirt in the world, that I can call my own, nor a rag of clothes, an please your ladyship, but what you see. I have no friend nor relation upon earth to help me out. I have had the fever and ague these six months, and spent all I had in the world upon doctors, and to keep soul and body together ; and, saving you ladyship's good presence, I ha'n't broke bread these four-and-twenty hours." Mrs. Bramble, turning from him, said, she had never seen such a filthy tatterdemalion, and bid him be gone ; observing, that he would fill the room full of vermin. Her brother darted a significant glance at her, as she retired with Liddy into another apartment ; and then asked the man if he was known to any person in Marlborough ? when he answered, that the landlord of the inn had known him from his infancy. Mine host was immediately called ; and, being interrogated on the subject, declared that the young fellow's name was Humphry Clinker : that he had been a love-begotten babe, brought up in the work- house, and put out apprentice by the parish to a country black- smith, who died before the boy's time was out ; that he had for some time worked under his ostler, as a helper and extra postil- lion, till he was taken ill of the ague, which disabled him from getting his bread : that, having sold or pawned every thing he 438 TOBIAS SMOLLETT had in the world for his cure and subsistence, he became so mis- erable and shabby, that he disgraced the stable, and was dis- missed ; but that he never heard any thing to the prejudice of his character in other respects. "So that the fellow being sick and destitute," said my uncle, "you turned him out to die in the streets." "I pay the poors' rate," replied the other, "and I have no right to maintain idle vagrants, either in sickness or health ; besides, such a miserable object would have brought a discredit upon my house." "You perceive," said the squire, turning to me, "our landlord is a Christian of bowels. Who shall presume to censure the morals of the age, when the very publicans exhibit such examples of humanity ? Hark ye, Clinker, you are a most notorious offender. You stand convicted of sickness, hunger, wretched- ness, and want. But, as it does not belong to me to punish crim- inals, I will only take upon me the task of giving you a word of advice : Get a shirt with all convenient despatch, that your naked- ness may not henceforward give offence to travelHng gentle- women, especially maidens in years." So saying, he put a guinea into the hand of the poor fellow, who stood staring at him in silence, with his mouth wide open, till the landlord pushed him out of the room. In the afternoon, as our aunt stept into the coach, she ob- served, with some marks of satisfaction, that the postillion, who rode next to her, was not a shabby wretch, like the raggamuffin who had drove them into Marlborough. Indeed the difference was very conspicuous : this was a smart fellow, with a narrow- brimmed hat with gold cording, a cut bob, a decent blue jacket, leather breeches, and a clean linen shirt, puffed above the waist- band. When we arrived at the Castle on Spin Hill, where we lay, this new postillion was remarkably assiduous in bringing in the loose parcels ; and, at length, displayed the individual countenance of Humphry Clinker, who had metamorphosed himself in this manner by reHeving from pawn part of his own clothes with the money he had received from Mr. Bramble. Howsoever pleased the rest of the company were with such a favourable change in the appearance of this poor creature, it soured on the stomach of Mrs. Tabby, who had not yet digested HUMPHRY CLINKER 439 . . . [his] affront: she tossed her nose in disdain, saying, she supposed her brother had taken him into favour, because he had insulted her ; that a fool and his money were soon parted ; but that if Matt intended to take the fellow with him to London, she would not go a foot farther that way. My uncle said noth- ing with his tongue, though his looks were sufficiently expressive ; and next morning Clinker did not appear, so that we proceeded without farther altercation to Salt Hill, where we proposed to dine. There the first person that came to the side of the coach, and began to adjust the foot-board, was no other than Humphry Clinker. When I handed out Mrs. Bramble, she eyed him with a furious look, and passed into the house. My uncle was em- barrassed, and asked him peevishly, what had brought him hither ? The fellow said, his honour had been so good to him, that he had not the heart to part with him ; that he would fol- low him to the world's end, and serve him all the days of his life without fee or reward. Mr. Bramble did not know whether to chide or laugh at this declaration. He foresaw much contradiction on the side of Tabby ; and, on the other hand, he could not but be pleased with the gratitude of Clinker, as well as with the simplicity of his character. *' Suppose I was inclined to take you into my ser- vice," said he, '' what are your qualifications ? what are you good for?" "An please your honour," answered this original, "I can read and write, and do the business of the stable indifferent well. I can dress a horse, and shoe him, and bleed and rowel him : and as for the practice of sow-gelding, I won't turn my back on e'er a he in the county of Wilts. Then I can make hog's- puddings and hob-nails, mend kettles, and tin sauce-pans." Here uncle burst out a laughing ; and inquired what other accom- plishments he was master of. "I know something of single- stick, and psalmody," proceeded Clinker. "I can play upon the Jew's-harp, sing Black-eyed Susan, Arthur-O'Bradley, and divers other songs ; I can dance a Welsh jig, and Nancy Dawson ; wrestle a fall with any lad of my inches, when I'm in heart; and, under correction, I can find a hare, when your honour wants a bit of game." "Foregad ! thou art a complete fellow," cried my uncle, still laughing. *'I have a good mind to take 440 TOBIAS SMOLLETT thee into my family. Pr'ythee, go and try if thou canst make peace with my sister." Clinker accordingly followed us into the room, cap in hand, where, addressing himself to Mrs. Tabitha, "May it please your ladyship's worship," cried he, "to pardon and forgive my offences. Do, pray, good, sweet, beautiful lady, take compassion on a poor sinner. God bless your noble countenance ! I am sure you are too handsome and generous to bear malice. I will serve you on my bended knees, by night and by day, by land and by water ; and all for the love and pleasure of serving such an excellent lady." This compliment and humiliation had some effect upon Tabby ; but she made no reply ; and Clinker, taking silence for consent, gave his attendance at dinner. The fellow's natural awkward- ness, and the flutter of his spirits, were productive of repeated blunders in the course of his attendance. At length, he spilt part of a custard upon her right shoulder; and, starting back, trod upon Chowder, who set up a dismal howl. Poor Humphry was so disconcerted at this double mistake, that he dropt the china dish, which broke into a thousand pieces; then falKng down upon his knees, remained in that posture gaping, with a most ludicrous aspect of distress. Mrs. Bramble flew to the dog, and, snatching him in her arms, presented him to her brother, saying, "This is all a concerted scheme against this unfortunate animal, whose only crime is its regard for me. Here it is : kill it at once; and then you'll be satisfied." Clinker, hearing these words, and taking them in the literal acceptation, got up in some hurry, and seizing a knife from the side-board, cried, "Not here, an please your ladyship: it will daub the room. Give him to me, and I'll carry him to the ditch by the road side." To this proposal he received no other answer than a hearty box on the ear, that made him stagger to the other side of the room. "What !" said she to her brother, "am I to be affronted by every mangy hound that you pick up in the high- way ? I insist upon your sending this rascallion about his busi- ness immediately." "For God's sake, sister, compose yourself," said my uncle, "and consider that the poor fellow is innocent of any intention to give you offence." "Innocent as the babe unborn," cried Humphry. " I see it plainly," exclaimed this HUMPHRY CLINKER 441 implacable maiden, "he acts by your direction; and you are resolved to support him in his impudence. This is a bad return for all the services I have done you ; for nursing you in your sick- ness, managing your family, and keeping you from ruining your- self by your own imprudence. But now you shall part with that rascal or me, upon the spot, without farther loss of time ; and the world shall see whether you have more regard for your own flesh and blood, or for a beggarly foundling, taken from the dunghill." Mr. Bramble's eyes began to glisten, and his teeth to chatter. ''If stated fairly," said he, raising his voice, "the question is, whether I have spirit to shake off an intolerable yoke, by one effort of resolution, or meanness enough to do an act of cruelty and injustice, to gratify the rancour of a capricious woman. Hark ye, Mrs. Tabitha Bramble, I will now propose an alternative in my turn : Either discard your four-footed favourite, or give me leave to bid you eternally adieu : for I am determined that he and I shall live no longer under the same roof ; and now ' to dinner with what appetite you may.'" Thunderstruck at this declara- tion, she sat down in a corner ; and, after a pause of some min- utes, "Sure I don't understand you. Matt !" said she. "And yet I spoke in plain English," answered the squire, with a peremptory look. "Sir," resumed this virago, effectually humbled, "it is your prerogative to command, and my duty to obey. I can't dispose of the dog in this place ; but if you'll allow him to go in the coach to London, I give you my word he shall never trouble you again." Her brother, entirely disarmed by this mild reply, declared, she could ask him nothing in reason that he would refuse; adding, "I hope, sister, you have never found me deficient in natural affection." Mrs. Tabitha immediately rose, and, throw- ing her arms about his neck, kissed him on the cheek : he re- turned her embrace with great emotion. Liddy sobbed. Win Jenkins cackled, Chowder capered, and Clinker skipped about, rubbing his hands for joy of this reconciliation. Concord being thus restored, we finished our meal with com- fort ; and in the evening arrived at London, without having met with any other adventure. My aunt seems to be much mended 442 TOBIAS SMOLLETT by the hint she received from her brother. She has been gra- ciously pleased to remove her displeasure from Clinker, who is now retained as a footman ; and in a day or two will make his appearance in a new suit of livery ; but as he is little acquainted with London, we have taken an occasional valet, whom I intend hereafter to hire as my own servant. We lodge in Golden-square, at the house of one Mrs. Norton, a decent sort of a woman, who takes great pains to make us all easy. My uncle proposes to make a circuit of all the remarkable scenes of this metropolis, for the entertainment of his pupils ; but as you and I are already acquainted with most of those he will visit, and with some others he little dreams of, I shall only communicate what will be in some measure new to your observation. Remember me to our Jesuitical friends, and believe me ever. Dear knight. Yours affectionately, London, May 24. J. Melford. EVELINA FANNY BURNEY LETTER I Lady Howard to the Rev. Mr. Villars Howard Grove, Kent. Can any thing, my good Sir, be more painful to a friendly mind than a necessity of communicating disagreeable intelli- gence ? Indeed, it is sometimes difficult to determine, whether the relater or the receiver of evil tidings is most to be pitied. I have just had a letter from Madame Duval ; she is totally at a loss in what manner to behave ; she seems desirous to repair the wrongs she has done, yet wishes the world to believe her blameless. She would fain cast upon another the odium of those misfortunes for which she alone is answerable. Her letter is violent, sometimes abusive, and that of you I — you, to whom she is under obligations which are greater even than her faults, but to whose advice she wickedly imputes all the sufferings of her much-injured daughter, the late Lady Belmont. The chief purport of her writing I will acquaint you with ; the letter itself is not worthy your notice. She tells me that she has, for many years past, been in con- tinual expectation of making a journey to England, which pre- vented her writing for information concerning this melancholy subject, by giving her hopes of making personal enquiries ; but family occurrences have still detained her in France, which country she now sees no prospect of quitting. She has, there- fore, lately used her utmost endeavours to obtain a faithful account of whatever related to her ill-advised daughter ; the result of which giving her some reason to apprehend that, upon 443 444 FANNY BURNEY her death-bed, she bequeathed an infant orphan to the world, she most graciously says, that if you, with whom she understands the child is placed, will procure authentic proofs of its relation- ship to her, you may send it to Paris, where she will properly provide for it. This woman is, undoubtedly, at length, self-convicted of her most unnatural behaviour : it is evident, from her writing, that she is still as vulgar and illiterate as when her first husband, Mr. Evelyn, had the weakness to marry her ; nor does she at all apologise for addressing herself to me, though I was only once in her company. Her letter has excited in my daughter Mirvan, a strong desire to be informed of the motives which induced Madame Duval to abandon the unfortunate Lady Belmont, at a time when a mother's protection was peculiarly necessary for her peace and her reputation. Notwithstanding I was personally acquainted with all the parties concerned in that affair, the subject always appeared of too delicate a nature to be spoken of with the princi- pals; I cannot, therefore, satisfy Mrs. Mirvan otherwise than by applying to you. By saying that you may send the child, Madame Duval aims at conferring, where she most owes obUgation. I pretend not to give you advice ; you, to whose generous protection this helpless orphan is indebted for every thing, are the best and only judge of what she ought to do ; but I am much concerned at the trouble and uneasiness which this unworthy woman may occa- sion you. My daughter and my grandchild join with me in desiring to be most kindly remembered to the amiable girl ; and they bid me remind you, that the annual visit to Howard Grove, which we were formerly promised, has been discontinued for more than four years. I am, dear Sir, with great regard, Your most obedient friend and servant, M. Howard. EVELINA 445 LETTER II Mr. Villars to Lady Howard Berry Hill, Dorsetshire. Your Ladyship did but too well foresee the perplexity and uneasiness of which Madame Duval's letter has been productive. However, I ought rather to be thankful that I have so many years remained unmolested, than repine at my present embar- rassment ; since it proves, at least, that this wretched woman is at length awakened to remorse. In regard to my answer, I must humbly request your Lady- ship to write to this effect : " that I would not, upon any account, intentionally offend Madame Duval, but that I have weighty, nay unanswerable reasons for detaining her grand-daughter at present in England ; the principal of which is, that it was the earnest desire of one to whose Will she owes implicit duty. Madame Duval may be assured that she meets with the utmost attention and tenderness ; that her education, however short of my wishes, almost exceeds my abilities ; and I flatter myself, when the time arrives that she shall pay her duty to her grand- mother, Madame Duval will find no reason to be dissatisfied with what has been done for her." Your Ladyship will not, I am sure, be surprised at this an- swer. Madame Duval is by no means a proper companion or guardian for a young woman : she is at once uneducated and unprincipled ; ungentle in temper, and unamiable in her manners. I have long known that she has persuaded herself to harbour an aversion for me — Unhappy woman ! I can only regard her as an object of pity ! I dare not hesitate at a request from Mrs. Mirvan, yet, in complying with it, I shall, for her own sake, be as concise as I possibly can ; since the cruel transactions which preceded the birth of my ward, can afford no entertainment to a mind so humane as her's. Your Ladyship may probably have heard, that I had the honour to accompany Mr. Evelyn, the grandfather of my young charge, when upon his travels, in the capacity of tutor. His unhappy marriage, immediately upon his return to England, 446 FANNY BURNEY with Madame Duval, then a waiting-girl at a tavern, contrary to the advice and entreaties of all his friends, among whom I was myself the most urgent, induced him to abandon his native land, and hx his abode in France. Thither he was followed by shame and repentance ; feehngs which his heart was not framed to support : for, notwithstanding he had been too weak to resist the allurements of beauty, which nature, though a niggard to her of every other boon, had with a lavish hand bestowed on his wife; yet he was a young man of excellent character, and, till thus unaccountably infatuated, of unblemished conduct. He survived this ill-judged marriage but two years. Upon his death-bed, with an unsteady hand, he wrote me the following note : "My friend ! forget your resentment, in favour of your human- ity ; — a father, trembling for the welfare of his child, bequeaths her to your care. — O Villars ! hear ! pity ! and relieve me !" Had my circumstances permitted me, I should have answered these words by an immediate journey to Paris ; but I was obliged to act by the agency of a friend, who was upon the spot, and present at the opening of the will. Mr. Evelyn left to me a legacy of a thousand pounds, and the sole guardianship of his daughter's person till her eighteenth year, conjuring me, in the most affectionate terms, to take the charge of her education till she was able to act with propriety for herself ; but in regard to fortune, he left her wholly dependent on her mother, to whose tenderness he earnestly recommended her. Thus, though he would not, to a woman low-bred and illiberal as Mrs. Evelyn, trust the conduct and morals of his daughter, he nevertheless thought proper to secure to her the respect and duty which, from her own child, were certainly her due ; but, unhappily, it never occurred to him that the mother, on her part, could fail in affection or justice. Miss Evelyn, Madam, from the second to the eighteenth year of her life, was brought up under my care, and, except when at school, under my roof. I need not speak to your Ladyship of the virtues of that excellent young creature. She loved me as her father ; nor was Mrs. Villars less valued by her ; while to EVELINA 447 me she became so dear, that her loss was httle less afflicting than that which I have since sustained of Mrs. Villars herself. At that period of her life we parted ; her mother, then married to Monsieur Duval, sent for her to Paris. How often have I since regretted that I did not accompany her thither ! protected and supported by me, the misery and disgrace which awaited her, might, perhaps, have been avoided. But — to be brief, Madame Duval, at the instigation of her husband, earnestly, or rather tyrannically, endeavoured to effect a union between Miss Evelyn and one of his nephews. And, when she found her power inadequate to her attempt, enraged at her non-com- pliance, she treated her with the grossest unkindness, and threatened her with poverty and ruin. Miss Evelyn, to whom wrath and violence had hitherto been strangers, soon grew weary of such usage ; and rashly, and without a witness, consented to a private marriage with Sir John Belmont, a very profligate young man, who had but too successfully found means to insinuate himself into her favour. He promised to conduct her to England — he did. — O, Madam, you know the rest ! — Disappointed of the fortune he expected, by the inexorable rancour of the Duvals, he infamously burnt the certificate of their marriage, and denied that they had ever been united ! She flew to me for protection. With what mixed transports of joy and anguish did I again see her! By my advice, she endeavoured to procure proofs of her marriage ; — but in vain : her credulity had been no match for his art. Everybody beheved her innocent, from the guiltless tenor of her unspotted youth, and from the known Kbertinism of her barbarous betrayer. Yet her sufferings were too acute for her tender frame, and the same moment that gave birth to her infant, put an end at once to the sorrows and the life of its mother. The rage of Madame Duval at her elopement, abated not while this injured victim of cruelty yet drew breath. She prob- ably intended, in time, to have pardoned her, but time was not allowed. When she was informed of her death, I have been 448 FANNY BURNEY told, that the agonies of grief and remorse, with which she was seized, occasioned her a severe fit of illness. But, from the time of her recovery to the date of her letter to your Ladyship, I had never heard that she manifested any desire to be made acquainted with the circumstances which attended the death of Lady Bel- mont, and the birth of her helpless child. That child. Madam, shall never, while life is lent me, know the loss she has sustained. I have cherished, succoured, and sup- ported her from her earHest infancy to her sixteenth year ; and so amply has she repaid my care and affection, that my fondest wish is now circumscribed by the desire of bestowing her on one who may be sensible of her worth, and then sinking to eternal rest in her arms. Thus it has happened that the education of the father, daughter, and grand-daughter, has devolved on me. What infinite misery have the two first caused me ! Should the fate of the dear sur- vivor be equally adverse, how wretched will be the end of my cares — the end of my days ! Even had Madame Duval merited the charge she claims, I fear my fortitude would have been unequal to such a parting ; but, being such as she is, not only my affection, but my humanity recoils, at the barbarous idea of deserting the sacred trust reposed in me. Indeed, I could but ill support her former yearly visits to the respectable mansion at Howard Grove ; pardon me, dear Madam, and do not think me insensible of the honour which your Ladyship's condescension confers upon us both ; but so deep is the impression which the misfortunes of her mother have made on my heart, that she does not, even for a moment, quit my sight without exciting apprehensions and terrors which almost overpower me. Such, Madam, is my tenderness, and such my weakness ! — But she is the only tie I have upon earth, and I trust to your Ladyship's goodness not to judge of my feel- ings with severity. I beg leave to present my humble respects to Mrs. and Miss Mirvan ; and have the honour to be. Madam, your Ladyship's most obedient and most humble servant, Arthur Villars. EVELINA 449 LETTER III [Written some months ajter the last.] Lady Howard to the Rev. Mr. Villars Howard Grove, March 8. Dear and Rev. Sir, — Your last letter gave me infinite pleasure : after so long and tedious an illness, how grateful to yourself and to your friends must be your returning health ! You have the hearty wishes of every individual of this place for its continuance and increase. Will you not think I take advantage of your acknowledged recovery, if I once more venture to mention your pupil and Howard Grove together ? Yet you must remember the patience with which we submitted to your desire of not parting with her during the bad state of your health, though it was with much reluctance we forbore to soHcit her company. My grand- daughter, in particular, has scarce been able to repress her eagerness to again meet the friend of her infancy ; and for my own part, it is very strongly my wish to manifest the regard I had for the unfortunate Lady Belmont, by proving serviceable to her child ; which seems to me the best respect that can be paid to her memory. Permit me, therefore, to lay before you a plan which Mrs. Mirvan and I have formed, in consequence of your restoration to health. I would not frighten you ; — but do you think you could bear to part with your young companion for two or three months ? Mrs. Mirvan proposes to spend the ensuing spring in London, whither, for the first time, my grandchild will accompany her. Now, my good friend, it is very earnestly their wish to enlarge and enliven their party by the addition of your amiable ward, who would share, equally with her own daughter, the care and attention of Mrs. Mirvan. Do not start at this proposal ; it is time that she should see something of the world. When young people are too rigidly sequestered from it, their lively and roman- tic imaginations paint it to them as a paradise of which they have been beguiled ; but when they are shown it properly, and in due time, they see it such as it really is, equally shared by pain and pleasure, hope and disappointment. 450 FANNY BURNEY You have nothing to apprehend from her meeting Sir John Belmont, as that abandoned man is now abroad, and not expected home this year. Well, my good Sir, what say you to our scheme ? I hope it will meet with your approbation ; but if it should not, be assured I can never object to any decision of one who is so much re- spected and esteemed as Mr. Villars, by His most faithful humble servant, M. Howard. LETTER IV Mr. Villars to Lady Howard Berry Hill, March 12. I AM grieved. Madam, to appear obstinate, and I blush to incur the imputation of selfishness. In detaining my young charge thus long with myself in the country, I consulted not solely my own inclination. Destined, in all probabiHty, to possess a very moderate fortune, I wished to contract her views to something within it. The mind is but too naturally prone to pleasure, but too easily yielded to dissipation : it has been my study to guard her against their delusions, by preparing her to expect, — and to despise them. But the time draws on for experience and observation to take the place of instruction : if I have, in some measure, rendered her capable of using one with discretion, and making the other with improvement, I shall rejoice myself with the assurance of having largely contributed to her welfare. She is now of an age that happiness is eager to attend, — let her then enjoy it ! I commit her to the protec- tion of your Ladyship, and only hope she may be found worthy half the goodness I am satisfied she will meet with at your hos- pitable mansion. Thus far. Madam, I chearfuUy submit to your desire. In confiding my ward to the care of Lady Howard, I can feel no uneasiness from her absence, but what will arise from the loss of her company, since I shall be as well convinced of her safety, as if she were under my own roof ; — but, can your Ladyship be serious in proposing to introduce her to the gaieties of a Lon- don life ? Permit me to ask, for what end, or what purpose ? EVELINA 451 A youthful mind is seldom totally free from ambition ; to curb that, is the first step to contentment, since to diminish expec- tation, is to increase enjoyment. I apprehend nothing more than too much raising her hopes and her views, which the natu- ral vivacity of her disposition would render but too easy to effect. The town acquaintance of Mrs. Mirvan are all in the circle of high Hfe ; this artless young creature, with too much beauty to escape notice, has too much sensibility to be indifferent to it ; but she has too little wealth to be sought with propriety by men of the fashionable world. Consider, Madam, the peculiar cruelty of her situation ; only child of a wealthy Baronet, whose person she has never seen, whose character she has reason to abhor, and whose name she is forbidden to claim ; entitled as she is to lawfully inherit his fortune and estate, is there any probabihty that he will properly own her ? And while he continues to persevere in disavowing his marriage with Miss Evelyn, she shall never, at the expence of her mother's honour, receive a part of her right, as the dona- tion of his bounty. And as to Mr. Evelyn's estate, I have no doubt but that Madame Duval and her relations will dispose of it among themselves. It seems, therefore, as if this deserted child, though legally heiress of two large fortunes, must owe all her rational expec- tations to adoption and friendship. Yet her income will be such as may make her happy, if she is disposed to be so in pri- vate Hfe ; though it will by no means allow her to enjoy the luxury of a London fine lady. Let Miss Mirvan, then. Madam, shine in all the splendour of high Hfe ; but suffer my child still to enjoy the pleasures of humble retirement, with a mind to which greater views are unknown. I hope this reasoning will be honoured with your approbation ; and I have yet another motive which has some weight with me ; I would not willingly give offence to any human being, and surely Madame Duval might accuse me of injustice, if, while I refuse to let her grand-daughter wait upon her, I consent that she should join a party of pleasure to London. 452 FANNY BURNEY In sending her to Howard Grove, not one of these scruples arise; and therefore Mrs. Clinton, a most worthy woman, formerly her nurse, and now my housekeeper, shall attend her thither next week. Though I have always called her by the name of Anville, and reported in this neighbourhood, that her father, my intimate friend, left her to my guardianship, yet I have thought it neces- sary she should herself be acquainted with the melancholy cir- cumstances attending her birth : for, though I am very desirous of guarding her from curiosity and impertinence, by conceaHng her name, family, and story, yet I would not leave it in the power of chance, to shock her gentle nature with a tale of so much sorrow. You must not. Madam, expect too much from my pupil. She is quite a Kttle rustic, and knows nothing of the world; and though her education has been the best I could bestow in this retired place, to which Dorchester, the nearest town, is seven miles distant, yet I shall not be surprised if you should discover in her a thousand deficiencies of which I have never dreamt. She must be very much altered since she was last at Howard Grove, — but I will say nothing of her ; I leave her to your Ladyship's own observations, of which I beg a faithful relation ; and am, Dear Madam, with great respect. Your obedient and most humble servant, Arthur Villars. letter viii Evelina to the Eev. Mr. Villars Howard Grove, March 26. This house seems to be the house of joy ; every face wears a smile, and a laugh is at every body's service. It is quite amus- ing to walk about, and see the general confusion ; a room lead- ing to the garden is fitting up for Captain Mirvan's study. Lady Howard does not sit a moment in a place ; Miss Mirvan is mak- ing caps ; every body so busy ! — such flying from room to room ! — so many orders given, and retracted, and given again ! — nothing but hurry and perturbation. EVELINA 453 Well but, my dear Sir, I am desired to make a request to you. I hope you will not think me an incroacher ; Lady Howard insists upon my writing ! — yet I hardly know how to go on ; a petition implies a want, — and have you left me one ? No, indeed. I am half ashamed of myself for beginning this letter. But these dear ladies are so pressing — I cannot, for my life, resist wishing for the pleasures they ofier me, — provided you do not disapprove of them. They are to make a very short stay in town. The Captain will meet them in a day or two. Mrs. Mirvan and her sweet daughter both go ; — what a happy party ! Yet I am not very eager to accompany them : at least, I shall be contented to re- main where I am, if you desire that I should. Assured, my dearest Sir, of your goodness, your bounty, and your indulgent kindness, ought I to form a wish that has not your sanction ? Decide for me, therefore, without the least apprehension that I shall be uneasy, or discontented. While I am yet in suspense, perhaps I may hope, but I am most certain, that when you have once determined, I shall not repine. They tell me that London is now in full splendour. Two Play-houses are open, — the Opera House, — Ranelagh, — and the Pantheon. — You see I have learned all their names. How- ever, pray don't suppose that I make any point of going, for I shall hardly sigh to see them depart without me ; though I shall probably never meet with such another opportunity. And, in- deed, their domestic happiness will be so great, — it is natural to wish to partake of it. I believe I am bewitched ! I made a resolution when I began, that I would not be urgent ; but my pen — or rather my thoughts, will not suffer me to keep it — for I acknowledge, I must acknowl- edge, I cannot help wishing for your permission. I almost repent already that I have made this confession ; pray forget that you have read it, if this journey is displeasing to you. But I will not write any longer ; for the more I think of this affair, the less indifferent to it I find myself. Adieu, my most honoured, most reverenced, most beloved father 1 for by what other name can I call you ? I have no 454 FANNY BURNEY happiness or sorrow, no hope or fear, but what your kindness bestows, or your displeasure may cause. You will not, I am sure, send a refusal without reasons unanswerable, and therefore I shall chearfully acquiesce. Yet I hope — I hope you will be able to permit me to go ! I am, with the utmost affection. Gratitude, and duty, your Evelina . I cannot to you sign Anville, and what other name may I claim ? LETTER X Evelina to the Rev. Mr. Villars Queen- Ann-Street, London, Saturday, April 2. This moment arrived. Just going to Drury-Lane Theatre. The celebrated Mr. Garrick performs Ranger. I am quite in extacy. So is Miss Mirvan. How fortunate, that he should happen to play ! We would not let Mrs. Mirvan rest till she consented to go ; her chief objection was to our dress, for we have had no time to Londonize ourselves ; but we teized her into com- pliance, and so we are to sit in some obscure place, that she may not be seen. As to me, I should be alike unknown in the most conspicuous or most private part of the house. I can write no more now. I have hardly time to breathe — only just this, the houses and streets are not quite so superb as I expected. However, I have seen nothing yet, so I ought not to judge. Well, adieu, my dearest Sir, for the present ; I could not for- bear writing a few words instantly on my arrival ; though I suppose my letter of thanks for your consent is still on the road. Saturday night. O my dear Sir, in what raptures am I returned ! Well may Mr. Garrick be so celebrated, so universally admired — I had not any idea of so great a performer. Such ease ! such vivacity in his manner ! such grace in his motions ! such fire and meaning in his eyes ! — I could hardly believe he had studied a written part, for every word seemed to be uttered from the impulse of the moment. EVELINA 455 His action — at once so graceful and so free ! — his voice — so clear, so melodious, yet so wonderfully various in its tones — such animation ! — every look speaks ! I would have given the world to have had the whole play acted over again. And when he danced — O how I envied Clarinda ! I almost wished to have jumped on the stage and joined them. I am afraid you will think me mad, so I won't say any more ; yet I really believe Mr. Garrick would make you mad too, if you could see him. I intend to ask Mrs. Mirvan to go to the play every night while we stay in town. She is extremely kind to me, and Maria, her charming daughter, is the sweetest girl in the world. I shall write to you every evening all that passes in the day, and that in the same manner as, if I could see, I should tell you. Sunday. This morning we went to Portland chapel, and afterwards we walked in the Mall of St. James's Park, which by no means answered my expectations : it is a long straight walk, of dirty gravel, very uneasy to the feet ; and at each end, instead of an open prospect, nothing is to be seen but houses built of brick. When Mrs. Mirvan pointed out the Palace to me — I think I was never much more surprised. However, the walk was very agreeable to us ; everybody looked gay, and seemed pleased, — and the ladies were so much dressed, that Miss Mirvan and I could do nothing but look at them. Mrs. Mirvan met several of her friends. No wonder, for I never saw so many people assembled together before. I looked about for some of my acquaintance, but in vain, for I saw not one person that I knew, which is very odd, for all the world seemed there. Mrs. Mirvan says we are not to walk in the Park again next Sunday, even if we should be in town, because there is better company in Kensington Gardens. But really, if you had seen how much everybody was dressed, you would not think that possible. 456 FANNY BURNEY Monday. We are to go this evening to a private ball, given by Mrs. Stanley, a very fashionable lady of Mrs. Mirvan's acquaintance. We have been a shopping, as Mrs. Mirvan calls it, all this morning, to buy silks, caps, gauzes, and so forth. The shops are really very entertaining, especially the mercers ; there seem to be six or seven men belonging to each shop, and every one took care, by bowing and smirking, to be noticed ; we were conducted from one to another, and carried from room to room, with so much ceremony, that at first I was almost afraid to go on. I thought I should never have chosen a silk, for they produced so many, I knew not which to fix upon, and they recommended them all so strongly, that I fancy they thought I only wanted persuasion to buy everything they shewed me. And, indeed, they took so much trouble, that I was almost ashamed I could not. At the milliners, the ladies we met were so much dressed, that I should rather have imagined they were making visits than purchases. But what most diverted [me] was, that we were more frequently served by men than by women ; and such men ! so finical, so affected ! they seemed to understand every part of a woman's dress better than we do ourselves ; and they recom- mended caps and ribbands with an air of so much importance, that I wished to ask them how long they had left off wearing them ! The dispatch with which they work in these great shops is amazing, for they have promised me a compleat suit of linen against the evening. I have just had my hair dressed. You can't think how oddly my head feels ; full of powder and black pins, and a great cushion on the top of it. I believe you would hardly know me, for my face looks quite different to what it did before my hair was dressed. When I shall be able to make use of a comb for myself I cannot tell, for my hair is so much entangled, frizled they call it, that I fear it will be very difficult. I am half afraid of this ball to-night, for, you know, I have never danced but at school ; however, Miss Mirvan says there is nothing in it. Yet I wish it was over. EVELINA 457 Adieu, my dear Sir ; pray excuse the wretched stuff I write, perhaps I may improve by being in this town, and then my letters will be less unworthy your reading. Meantime I am, Your dutiful and affectionate, though unpohshed, Evelina. Poor Miss Mirvan cannot wear one of the caps she made, because they dress her hair too large for them. LETTER XI Evelina in continuation Queen- Ann-Street, April 5, Tuesday Morning. I HAVE a vast deal to say, and shall give all this morning to my pen. As to my plan of writing every evening the adventures of the day, I find it impracticable ; for the diversions here are so very late, that if I begin my letters after them, I could not go to bed at all. We past a most extraordinary evening. A private ball this was called, so I expected to have seen about four or five couple ; but Lord ! my dear Sir, I believe I saw half the world ! Two very large rooms were full of company ; in one, were cards for the elderly ladies, and in the other, were the dancers. My mamma Mirvan, for she always calls me her child, said she would sit with Maria and me till we were provided with partners, and then join the card-players. The gentlemen, as they passed and repassed, looked as if they thought we were quite at their disposal, and only waiting for the honour of their commands ; and they sauntered about, in a careless indolent manner, as if with a view to keep us in suspense. I don't speak of this in regard to Miss Mirvan and myself only, but to the ladies in general ; and I thought it so provoking, that I determined, in my own mind, that, far from humouring such airs, I would rather not dance at all, than with any one who should seem to think me ready to accept the first partner who would condescend to take me. Not long after, a young man, who had for some time looked at us with a kind of negligent impertinence, advanced, on tip- toe, towards me ; he had a set smile on his face, and his dress 458 FANNY BURNEY was so foppish, that I really believe he even wished to be stared at ; and yet he was very ugly. Bowing almost to the ground, with a sort of swing, and waving his hand with the greatest conceit, after a short and silly pause, he said, "Madam — may I presume?" — and stopt, offering to take my hand. I drew it back, but could scarce forbear laughing. "Allow me, Madam," (continued he, affectedly breaking off every half moment) "the honour and happiness — if I am not so unhappy as to address you too late — to have the happiness and honour — " Again he would have taken my hand, but, bowing my head, I begged to be excused, and turned to Miss Mirvan to conceal my laughter. He then desired to know if I had already engaged myself to some more fortunate man ? I said No, and that I believed I should not dance at all. He would keep himself, he told me, disengaged, in hopes I should relent ; and then, uttering some ridiculous speeches of sorrow and disappointment, though his face still wore the same invariable smile, he retreated. It so happened, as we have since recollected, that during this little dialogue, Mrs. Mirvan was conversing with the lady of the house. And very soon after another gentleman, who seemed about six-and-twenty years old, gayly, but not foppishly, dressed, and indeed extremely handsome, with an air of mixed politeness and gallantry, desired to know if I was engaged, or would honour him with my hand. So he was pleased to say, though I am sure I know not what honour he could receive from me ; but these sort of expressions, I find, are used as words of course, without any distinction of persons, or study of propriety. Well, I bowed, and I am sure I coloured ; for indeed I was frightened at the thoughts of dancing before so many people, all strangers, and, which was worse, with a stranger ; however, that was unavoidable, for though I looked round the room several times, I could not see one person that I knew. And so, he took my hand, and led me to join in the dance. The minuets were over before we arrived, for we were kept late by the milliners making us wait for our things. He seemed very desirous of entering into conversation with me ; but I was seized with such a panic, that I could hardly speak EVELINA 459 a word, and nothing but the shame of so soon changing my mind, prevented my returning to my seat, and declining to dance at all. He appeared to be surprised at my terror, which I believe was but too apparent : however, he asked no questions, though I fear he must think it very strange ; for I did not choose to tell him it was owing to my never before dancing but with a school- girl. His conversation was sensible and spirited ; his air and ad- dress were open and noble; his manners gentle, attentive, and infinitely engaging ; his person is all elegance, and his counte- nance, the most animated and expressive I have ever seen. In a short time we were joined by Miss Mirvan, who stood next couple to us. But how was I startled, when she whispered me that my partner was a nobleman ! This gave me a new alarm ; how will he be provoked, thought I, when he finds what a simple rustic he has honoured with his choice ! one whose ignorance of the world makes her perpetually fear doing some- thing wrong ! That he should be so much my superior every way, quite dis- concerted me ; and you will suppose my spirits were not much raised, when I heard a lady, in passing us, say, "This is the most difficult dance I ever saw." "O dear, then," cried Maria to her partner, "with your leave, I'll sit down till the next." "So will I too, then," cried I, "for I am sure I can hardly stand." "But you must speak to your partner first," answered she; for he had turned aside to talk with some gentlemen. However, I had not sufficient courage to address him, and so away we all three tript, and seated ourselves at another end of the room. But, unfortunately for me, Miss Mirvan soon after suffered herself to be prevailed upon to attempt the dance ; and just as she rose to go, she cried, "My dear, yonder is your partner. Lord Orville, walking about the room in search of you." "Don't leave me then, dear girl!" cried I; but she was obliged to go. And now I was more uneasy than ever ; I would have given the world to have seen Mrs. Mirvan, and begged 46o FANNY BURNEY of her to make my apologies ; for what, thought I, can I pos- sibly say to him in excuse for running away ? he must either conclude me a fool, or half mad ; for any one brought up in the great world, and accustomed to its ways, can have no idea of such sort of fears as mine. My confusion encreased when I observed that he was every where seeking me, with apparent perplexity and surprise ; but when, at last, I saw him move towards the place where I sat, I was ready to sink with shame and distress. I found it abso- lutely impossible to keep my seat, because I could not think of a word to say for myself, and so I rose^ and walked hastily towards the card-room, resolving to stay with Mrs. Mirvan the rest of the evening, and not to dance at all. But before I could find her, Lord Orville saw and approached me. He begged to know if I was not well ? You may easily imagine how much I was embarrassed. I made no answer, but hung my head, like a fool, and looked on my fan. He then, with an air the most respectfully serious, asked if he had been so unhappy as to offend me ? "No, indeed!" cried I: and, in hopes of changing the dis- course, and preventing his further inquiries, I desired to know if he had seen the young lady who had been conversing with me ? No ; — but would I honour him with any commands to her ? "O, by no means !" Was there any other person with whom I wished to speak? I said no, before I knew I had answered at all. Should he have the pleasure of bringing me any refreshment ? I bowed, almost involuntarily. And away he flew. I was quite ashamed of being so troublesome, and so much above myself as these seeming airs made me appear ; but indeed I was too much confused to think or act with any consistency. If he had not been swift as lightning, I don't know whether I should not have stolen away again ; but he returned in a moment. When I had drunk a glass of lemonade, he hoped, he said, that I would again honour him with my hand as a new dance was just begun. I had not the presence of mind to say a single word, and so I let him once more lead me to the place I had left. Shocked to find how silly, how childish a part I had acted, EVELINA 461 my former fears of dancing before such a company, and with such a partner, returned more forcibly than ever. I suppose he perceived my uneasiness, for he intreated me to sit down again, if dancing was disagreeable to me. But I was quite satisfied with the folly I had already shewn, and therefore decHned his offer, tho' I was really scarce able to stand. Under such conscious disadvantages, you may easily imagine, my dear Sir, how ill I acquitted myself. But, though I both expected and deserved to find him very much mortified and dis- pleased at his ill fortune in the choice he had made, yet, to my very great relief, he appeared to be even contented, and very much assisted and encouraged me. These people in high life have too much presence of mind, I believe, to seem disconcerted, or out of humour, however they may feel : for had I been the person of the most consequence in the room, I could not have met with more attention and respect. When the dance was over, seeing me still very much flurried, he led me to a seat, saying that he would not suffer me to fatigue myself from poHteness. And then, if my capacity, or even if my spirits had been better, in how animated a conversation might I have been engaged ! It was then I saw that the rank of Lord Orville was his least recommendation, his understanding and his manners being far more distinguished. His remarks upon the company in general were so apt, so just, so hvely, I am almost surprised myself that they did not re-animate me ; but indeed I was too well convinced of the ridiculous part I had myself played before so nice an observer, to be able to enjoy his pleasantry : so self-compassion gave me feeling for others. Yet I had not the courage to attempt either to defend them, or to rally in my turn, but hstened to him in silent embarrassment. When he found this, he changed the subject, and talked of public places, and public performers ; but he soon discovered that I was totally ignorant of them. He then, very ingeniously, turned the discourse to the amuse- ments and occupations of the country. It now struck me, that he was resolved to try whether or not I was capable of talking upon any subject. This put so great 462 FANNY BURNEY a constraint upon my thoughts, that I was unable to go further than a monosyllable, and not even so far, when I could possibly avoid it. We were sitting in this manner, he conversing with all gaiety, I looking down with all foolishness, when that fop who had first asked me to dance, with a most ridiculous solemnity, ap- proached, and after a profound bow or two, said, "I humbly beg pardon, Madam, — and of you too, my Lord, — for breaking in upon such agreeable conversation — which must, doubtless, be much more delectable — than what I have the honour to offer — but— " I interrupted him — I blush for my folly, — ■ with laughing ; yet I could not help it, for, added to the man's stately foppish- ness, (and he actually took snuff between every three words) when I looked round at Lord Orville, I saw such extreme surprise in his face, — the cause of which appeared so absurd, that I could not for my life preserve my gravity. I had not laughed before from the time I had left Miss Mirvan, and I had much better have cried then ; Lord Orville actually stared at me ; the beau, I know not his name, looked quite enraged. "Refrain — Madam," (said he, with an important air), "a few moments refrain! — I have but a sentence to trouble you with. — - May I know to what accident I must attrib- ute not having the honour of your hand ?" "Accident, Sir!" repeated I, much astonished. "Yes, accident. Madam — for surely, — I must take the liberty to observe — pardon me. Madam, — it ought to be no common one — that should tempt a lady — so young a one too, — to be guilty of ill-manners." A confused idea now for the first time entered my head, of something I had heard of the rules of an assembly ; but I was never at one before, — I have only danced at school, — and so giddy and heedless I was, that I had not once considered the impropriety of refusing one partner, and afterwards accepting another. I was thunderstruck at the recollection : but while these thoughts were rushing into my head, Lord Orville, with some warmth, said, "This lady. Sir, is incapable of meriting such an accusation !" EVELINA 463 The creature — for I am very angry with him — made a low bow, and with a grin the most mahcious I ever saw, "My Lord," said he, "far be it from me to accuse the lady, for having the dis- cernment to distinguish and prefer — the superior attractions of your Lordship." Again he bowed, and walked off. Was ever anything so provoking ? I was ready to die with shame. "What a coxcomb!" exclaimed Lord Orville ; while I, without knowing what I did, rose hastily, and moving off, "I can't imagine," cried I, "where Mrs. Mirvan has hid herself!" "Give me leave to see," answered he. I bowed and sat down again, not daring to meet his eyes; for what must he think of me, between my blunder, and the supposed preference ? He returned in a moment, and told me that Mrs. Mirvan was at cards, but would be glad to see me ; and I went immediately. There was but one chair vacant, so, to my great relief, Lord Or- ville presently left us. I then told Mrs. Mirvan my disasters, and she good-naturedly blamed herself for not having better instructed me, but said she had taken it for granted that I must know such common customs. However, the man may, I think, be satisfied with his pretty speech, and carry his resentment no farther. LETTER XXI Evelina in continuation I HAVE a volume to write, of the adventures of yesterday. In the afternoon, — at Berry Hill, I should have said the evening, for it was almost six o'clock, — while Miss Mirvan and I were dressing for the opera, and in high spirits, from the expec- tation of great entertainment and pleasure, we heard a carriage stop at the door, and concluded that Sir Clement Willoughby, with his usual a-ssiduity, was come to attend us to the Haymarket ; but, in a few moments, what was our surprise, to see our chamber door flung open, and the two Miss Branghtons enter the room ! They advanced to me with great familiarity, saying, "How do 464 FANNY BURNEY you do, Cousin ? — so we've caught you at the glass ! — well, I'm determined I'll tell my brother of that !" Miss Mirvan, who had never before seen them, and could not, at first, imagine who they were, looked so much astonished, that I was ready to laugh myself, till the eldest said, "We're come to take you to the opera, Miss ; papa and my brother are below, and we are to call for your grandmama as we go along." "I am very sorry," answered I, "that you should have taken so much trouble, as I am engaged already." "Engaged ! Lord, Miss, nevermind that," cried the youngest ; "this young lady will make your excuses, I dare say; it's only doing as one would be done by, you know." "Indeed, Ma'am," said Miss Mirvan, "I shall myself be very sorry to be deprived of Miss Anville's company this evening." "Well, Miss, that is not so very good-natured in you," said Miss Branghton, "considering we only come to give our cousin pleasure ; it's no good to us ; it's all upon her account ; for we came, I don't know how much round about to take her up." "I am extremely obliged to you," said I, "and very sorry you have lost so much time ; but I cannot possibly help it, for I engaged myself without knowing you would call." "Lord, what signifies that?" said Miss Polly, "you're no old maid, and so you need n't be so very formal : besides, I dare say those you are engaged to, a'n't half so near related to you as we are." "I must beg you not to press me any further, for I assure you it is not in my power to attend you." "Why, we came all out of the city on purpose : besides, your grandmama expects you ; — and pray, what are we to say to her?" "Tell her, if you please, that I am much concerned, — but that I am pre-engaged." "And who to ?" demanded the abrupt Miss Branghton. "To Mrs. Mirvan, — and a large party." "And, pray, what are you all going to do, that it would be such a mighty matter for you to come along with us ? " "We are all going to — to the opera." "O dear, if that be all, why can't we go all together ?" EVELINA 465 I was extremely disconcerted at this forward and ignorant behaviour, and yet their rudeness very much lessened my concern at refusing them. Indeed, their dress was such as would have rendered their scheme of accompanying our party impracticable, even if I had desired it ; and this, as they did not themselves find out, I was obUged, in terms the least mortifying I could think of, to tell them. They were very much chagrined, and asked where I should sit. "In the pit," answered I. "In the pit !" repeated Miss Branghton, "well, really, I must own I should never have supposed that my gown was not good enough for the pit : but come, Polly, let's go ; if Miss does not think us fine enough for her, why to be sure she may chuse." Surprised at this ignorance, I would have explained to them that the pit at the opera required the same dress as the boxes ; but they were so much affronted, they would not hear me, and, in great displeasure, left the room, saying they would not have troubled me, only they thought I should not be so proud with my own relations, and that they had at least as good a right to my company as strangers. I endeavoured to apologize, and would have sent a long message to Madame Duval ; but they hastened away without listening to me ; and I could not follow them down stairs, because I was not dressed. The last words I heard them say, were, "Well, her grandmama will be in a fine passion, that's one good thing." Though I was extremely mad at this visit, yet I so heartily rejoiced at their going, that I would not suffer myself to think gravely about it. Soon after Sir Clement actually came, and we all went down stairs. Mrs. Mirvan ordered tea ; and we were engaged in a very lively conversation, when the servant announced Madame Duval, who instantly followed him into the room. Her face was the colour of scarlet, and her eyes sparkled with fury. She came up to me with a hasty step, saying, "So, Miss, you refuse to come to me, do you ? And pray who are you, to dare to disobey me?" I was quite frightened ; — I made no answer ; — I even at- tempted to rise, and could not, but sat still, mute and motionless. 466 FANNY BURNEY Every body, but Miss Mirvan, seemed in the utmost astonish- ment ; and the Captain, rising and approaching Madame Duval, with a voice of authority, said, "Why how now, Mrs. Turkey Cock, what's put you into this here fluster ?" "It's nothing to you," answered she, "so you may as well hold your tongue, for I sha'n't be called to no account by you, I assure you." "There you're out. Madam Fury," returned he, "for you must know I never suffer anybody to be in a passion in my house, but myself." "But you shall,''' cried she in a great rage, "for I'll be in as great a passion as ever I please, without asking your leave, so don't give yourself no more airs about it. And as for you, Miss," again advancing to me, "I order you to follow me this moment, or else I'll make you repent it all your life." And, with these words, she flung out of the room. I was in such extreme terror, at being addressed and threatened in a manner to which I am so wholly unused, that I almost thought I should have fainted. "Don't be alarmed, my love," cried Mrs. Mirvan, "but stay where you are, and I will follow Madame Duval, and try to bring her to reason." Miss Mirvan took my hand, and most kindly endeavoured to raise my spirits : Sir Clement, too, approached me, with an air so interested in my distress, that I could not but feel myself obliged to him; and, taking my other hand, said, "For Heaven's sake, my dear Madam, compose yourself; surely the violence of such a wretch ought merely to move your con- tempt : she can have no right, I imagine, to lay her commands upon you, and I only wish that you would allow me to speak to her." "O no ! not for the world ! — indeed, I believe, — I am afraid — I had better follow her." "Follow her ! Good God, my dear Miss Anville, would you trust yourself with a mad woman ? for what else can you call a creature whose passions are so insolent ? No, no ; send her word at once to leave the house, and tell her you desire that she will never see you again." EVELINA 467 *'0 Sir! you don't know who you talk of! — it would ill become me to send Madame Duval such a message." "But why,'" cried he (looking very inquisitive,) "w/?y should you scruple to treat her as she deserves ? " I then found that his aim was to discover the nature of her connection with me ; but I felt so much ashamed of my near relationship to her, that I could not persuade myself to answer him, and only entreated that he would leave her to Mrs. Mirvan, who just then entered the room. Before she could speak to me, the Captain called out, "Well, Goody, what have you done with Madame French ? is she cooled a httle ? cause if she be n't, I've just thought of a most excellent device so bring her to." "My dear Evelina," said Mrs. Mirvan, "I have been vainly endeavouring to appease her ; I pleaded your engagement, and promised your future attendance : but I am sorry to say, my love, that I fear her rage will end in a total breach (which I think you had better avoid) if she is any further opposed." "Then I will go to her. Madam," cried I, "and, indeed, it is now no matter, for I should not be able to recover my spirits sufficiently to enjoy much pleasure any where this evening." Sir Clement began a very warm expostulation and entreaty, that I would not go ; but I begged him to desist, and told him, very honestly, that, if my compliance were not indispensably necessary, I should require no persuasion to stay. He then took my hand, to lead me down stairs ; but the Captain desired him to be quiet, saying he would 'squire me himself, "because," he added, (exultingly rubbing his hands) "I have a wipe ready for the old lady, which may serve her to chew as she goes along." We found her in the parlour. "O, you're come at last. Miss, are you ? — fine airs you give yourself, indeed ! ma foi, if you had n't come, you might have stayed, I assure you, and have been a beggar for your pains." "Heyday, Madam," cried the Captain (prancing forward, with a look of great glee), "what, a'n't you got out of that there passion yet ? why then, I'll tell you what to do to cool yourself, call upon your old friend, Monseer Slippery, who was with you at 468 FANNY BURNEY Ranelagh, and give my service to him, and tell him, if he sets any store by your health, that I desire he'll give you such another souse as he did before : he'll know what I mean, and I'll warrant you he'll do 't for my sake." "Let him, if he dares !" cried Madame Duval ; ''but I sha'n't stay to answer you no more ; you are a vulgar fellow, — and so, child, let us leave him to himself." "Hark ye. Madam," cried the Captain, "you'd best not call names, because, d'ye see, if you do, I shall make bold to show you the door." She changed colour, and, saying "Pardi, I can shew it myself," hurried out of the room, and I followed her into a hackney-coach. But before we drove off, the Captain, looking out of the parlour window, called out, "D'ye hear, Madam, — don't forget my message to Monseer.^' You will believe our ride was not the most agreeable in the world ; indeed, it would be difficult to say which was least pleased, Madame Duval or me, though the reasons of our discontent were so different : however, Madame Duval soon got the start of me ; for we had hardly turned out of Queen- Ann-Street, when a man, running full speed, stopt the coach. He came up to the window, and I saw he was the Captain's servant. He had a broad grin on his face, and panted for breath. Madame Duval demanded his business; "Madam," answered he, "my master desires his compliments to you, and — and — and he says he wishes it well over with you. He ! he ! he !" — Madame Duval instantly darted forward, and gave him a violent blow on the face; "Take that back for your answer, sirrah," cried she, "and learn to grin at your betters another time. Coachman, drive on !" The servant was in a violent passion, and swore terribly ; but we were soon out of hearing. The rage of Madame Duval was greater than ever ; and she inveighed against the Captain with such fury, that I was even apprehensive she would have returned to his house, purposely to reproach him, which she repeatedly threatened to do ; nor would she, I believe have hesitated a moment, but that, notwithstand- ing her violence, he has really made her afraid of him. EVELINA 469 When we came to her lodgings, we found all the Branghtons in the passage, impatiently waiting for us with the door open. "Only see, here's Miss !" cried the brother. "Well, I declare I thought as much!" said the younger sister. "Why, Miss," said Mr. Branghton, "I think you might as well have come with your cousins at once ; it's throwing money in the dirt, to pay two coaches for one fare." "Lord, father," cried the son, "make no words about that; for I'll pay for the coach that Miss had." "O, I know very well," answered Mr. Branghton, "that you're always more ready to spend than to earn." I then interfered, and begged that I might myself be allowed to pay the fare, as the expence was incurred upon my account ; they all said no, and proposed that the same coach should carry us to the opera. While this passed, the Miss Branghtons were examining my dress, which, indeed, was very improper for my company; and, as I was extremely unwilling to be so conspicuous amongst them, I requested Madame Duval to borrow a hat or bonnet for me of the people of the house. But she never wears either her- self, and thinks them very English and barbarous ; therefore she insisted that I should go full dressed, as I had prepared myself for the pit, though I made many objections. We were then all crowded into the same carriage ; but when we arrived at the opera-house, I contrived to pay the coachman. They made a great many speeches ; but Mr.Branghton's reflection had determined me not to be indebted to him. If I had not been too much chagrined to laugh, I should have been extremely diverted at their ignorance of whatever belongs to an opera. In the first place, they could not tell at what door we ought to enter, and we wandered about for some time, without knowing which way to turn : they did not chuse to apply to me, though I was the only person of the party who had ever before been at an opera ; because they were unwilling to suppose that their country cousin, as they were pleased to call me, should be better acquainted with any London public place than themselves. I was very indifferent and careless upon this subject, but not a 470 FANNY BURNEY little uneasy at- finding that my dress, so different from that of the company to which I belonged, attracted general notice and observation. In a short time, however, we arrived at one of the doorkeepers' bars. Mr. Branghton demanded for what part of the house they took money ? They answered the pit, and regarded us all with great earnestness. The son then advancing, said, "Sir, if you please, I beg that I may treat Miss." "We'll settle that another time," answered Mr. Branghton, and put down a guinea. Two tickets of admission were given to him. Mr. Branghton, in his turn, now stared at the door-keeper, and demanded what he meant by giving him only two tickets for a guinea ? "Only two, Sir!" said the man; "why don't you know that the tickets are half-a-guinea each?" " Half-a-guinea each!" repeated Mr. Branghton, "why I never heard of such a thing in my Kfe ! And pray, Sir, how many will they admit?" "Just as usual, Sir, one person each." "But one person for half-a-guinea ! — why I only want to sit in the pit, friend." "Had not the Ladies better sit in the gallery, Sir, for they'll hardly chuse to go into the pit with their hats on ? " "O, as to that," cried Miss Branghton, "if our hats are too high, we'll take them off when we get in. I sha'n't mind it, for I did my hair on purpose." Another party then approaching, the door-keeper could no longer attend to Mr. Branghton, who, taking up the guinea, told him it should be long enough before he'd see it again, and walked away. The young ladies, in some confusion, expressed their surprise, that their papa should not know the Opera prices, which, for their parts, they had read in the papers a thousand times. "The price of stocks," said he, "is enough for me to see after; and I took it for granted it was the same thing here as at the play-house." "I knew well enough what the price was," said the son, "but EVELINA 471 I would not speak, because I thought perhaps they'd take less, as we're such a large party." The sisters both laughed very contemptuously at this idea, and asked him if he ever heard of people's abating any thing at a public place ? "I don't know whether I have or no," answered he ; "but I am sure if they would, you'd like it so much the worse." "Very true, Tom," cried Mr. Branghton; "tell a woman that any thing is reasonable, and she'll be sure to hate it." "Well," said Miss Polly, "I hope that aunt and Miss will be of our side, for Papa always takes part with Tom." "Come, come," cried Madame Duval, "if you stand talking here, we sha'n't get no place at all." Mr. Branghton then enquired the way to the gallery, and, when we came to the door-keeper, demanded what was to pay. "The usual price, Sir," said the man. "Then give me change," cried Mr. Branghton, again putting down his guinea. "For how many. Sir?" "Why — let's see, — for six." "For six. Sir ? why, you've given me but a guinea." ^^ But a guinea ! why, how much would you have ? I suppose it i'n't half-a-guinea apiece here too?" "No, Sir, only five shillings." Mr. Branghton again took up his unfortunate guinea, and protested he would submit to no such imposition. I then proposed that we should return home, but Madame Duval would not consent, and we were conducted, by a woman who sells books of the Opera, to another gallery-door, where, after some disputing, Mr. Branghton at last paid, and we all went up stairs. Madame Duval complained very much of the trouble of going so high, but Mr Branghton desired her not to hold the place too cheap, "for, whatever you may think," cried he, "I assure you I paid pit price ; so don't suppose I come here to save my money." "Well, to be sure," said Miss Branghton, "there's no judging of a place by the outside, else, I must needs say, there's nothing very extraordinary in the stair-case." But, when we entered the gallery, their amazement and dis- 472 FANNY BURNEY appointment became general. For a few instants, they looked at one another without speaking, and then they all broke silence at once. "Lord, Papa," exclaimed Miss Polly, "why you have brought us to the one-shilling gallery !" "I'll be glad to give you two shillings, though," answered he, "to pay. I was never so fooled out of my money before, since the hour of my birth. Either the door-keeper's a knave, or this is the greatest imposition that ever was put upon the public." '^Mafoi,'' cried Madame Duval, "I never sat in such a mean place in all my life ; — why it's as high ! — we sha'n't see noth- ing." "I thought at the time," said Mr. Branghton, "that three shillings was an exorbitant price for a place in the gallery, but as we'd been asked so much more at the other doors, why I paid it without many words ; but then, to be sure, thinks I, it can never be like any other gallery, — we shall see some crinkum crankum or other for our money ; — but I find it's as arrant a take-in as ever I met with." "Why it's as like the twelve-penny gallery at Drury-Lane," cried the son, "as two peas are to one another. I never knew father so bit before." "Lord," said Miss Branghton, "I thought it would have been quite a fine place, — all over I don't know what, — and done quite in taste." In this manner they continued to express their dissatisfaction till the curtain drew up ; after which, their observations were very curious. They made no allowance for the customs, or even for the language of another country, but formed all their remarks upon comparisons with the English theatre. Notwithstanding my vexation at having been forced into a party so very disagreeable, and that, too, from one so much — so very much the contrary — yet, would they have suffered me to listen, I should have forgotten every thing unpleasant, and felt nothing but delight, in hearing the sweet voice of Signor Millico, the first singer ; but they tormented me with continual talking. "What a jabbering they make!" cried Mr. Branghton; "there's no knowing a word they say. Pray what's the reason EVELINA 473 they can't as well sing in English ? — but I suppose the fine folks would not like it, if they could understand it." "How unnatural their action is!" said the son; "why now who ever saw an Enghshman put himself in such out-of-the-way postures?" "For my part," said Miss Polly, "I think it's very pretty, only I don't know what it means." "Lord, what does that signify?" cried her sister; "may n't one like a thing without being so very particular ? — You may see that Miss likes it, and I don't suppose she knows more of the matter than we do." A gentleman, soon after, was so obliging as to make room in the front row for Miss Branghton and me. We had no sooner seated ourselves, than Miss Branghton exclaimed, "Good gracious ! only see ! — - why, Polly, all the people in the pit are without hats, dressed like anything!" "Lord, so they are," cried Miss Polly, "well, I never saw the Hke ! — it's worth coming to the Opera if one saw nothing else." I was then able to distinguish the happy party I had left ; and I saw that Lord Orville had seated himself next to Mrs. Mirvan. Sir Clement had his eyes perpetually cast towards the five-shilling gallery, where I suppose he concluded that we were seated ; however, before the Opera was over, I have reason to believe that he had discovered me, high and distant as I was from him. Probably he distinguished me by my head-dress. At the end of the first act, as the green curtain dropped, to prepare for the dance, they imagined that the Opera was done, and Mr. Branghton expressed great indignation that he had been tricked out of his money with so little trouble. "Now if any Englishman was to do such an impudent thing as this," said he, "why he'd be pelted; — but here, one of these outlandish gentry may do just what he pleases, and come on, and squeak out a song or two, and then pocket your money without further ceremony." However, so determined he was to be dissatisfied, that, before the conclusion of the third act, he found still more fault with the Opera for being too long, and wondered whether they thought their singing good enough to serve us for supper. 474 FANNY BURNEY During the symphony of a song of Signor Millico's, in the second act, young Mr. Branghton said, "It's my behef that fellow's going to sing another song ! — why there's nothing but singing ! — I wonder when they'll speak." This song, which was slow and pathetic, caught all my atten- tion, and I lean'd my head forward to avoid hearing their obser- vations, that I might listen without interruption ; but, upon turning round, when the song was over, I found that I was the object of general diversion to the whole party ; for the Miss Branghtons were tittering, and the two gentlemen making signs and faces at me, implying their contempt of my affectation. This discovery determined me to appear as inattentive as themselves ; but I was very much provoked at being thus pre- vented enjoying the only pleasure, which, in such a party, was within my power. "So, Miss," said Mr. Branghton, "you're quite in the fashion, I see ; — so you like Operas ? well, I'm not so polite ; I can't like nonsense, let it be never so much the taste." "But pray, Miss," said the son, "what makes that fellow look so doleful while he is singing ?" "Probably because the character he performs is in distress." "Why then I think he might as well let alone singing till he's in better cue : it's out of all nature for a man to be piping when he's in distress. For my part, I never sing but when I'm merry ; yet I love a song as well as most people." When the curtain dropt, they all rejoiced. "How do you like it ? — and how do you like it ? " passed from one to another with looks of the utmost contempt. "As for me," said Mr Branghton, "they've caught me once, but if ever they do again, I'll give 'em leave to sing me to Bedlam for my pains : for such a heap of stuff never did I hear ; there is n't one ounce of sense in the whole Opera, nothing but one continued squeaking and squalling from beginning to end." " If I had been in the pit," said Madame Duval, "I should have liked it vastly, for music is my passion ; but sitting in such a place as this, is quite unbearable." Miss Branghton, looking at me, declared, that she was not genteel enough to admire it. EVELINA 475 Miss Polly confessed, that "if they would but sing English, she would like it very well.'' The brother wished he could raise a riot in the house, because then he might get his money again. And, finally, they all agreed, that it was monstrous dear. During the last dance, I perceived, standing near the gallery- door. Sir Clement Willoughby. I was extremely vexed, and would have given the world to have avoided being seen by him : my chief objection was, from the apprehension that he wou'd hear Miss Branghton call me cousin. — I fear you will think this London journey has made me grow very proud, but indeed this family is so low-bred and vulgar, that I should be equally ashamed of such a connection in the country, or any where. And really I had been already so much chagrined that Sir Clement had been a witness of Madame Duval's power over me, that I could not bear to be exposed to any further mortification. As the seats cleared, by parties going away, Sir Clement approached nearer to us ; the Miss Branghtons observed with surprise, what a fine gentleman was come into the gallery, and they gave me great reason to expect, that they would endeavour to attract his notice, by familiarity with me, whenever he should join us ; and so, I formed a sort of plan, to prevent any conver- sation. I'm afraid you will think it wrong ; and so I do myself now, — but at the time, I only considered how I might avoid immediate humiliation. As soon as he was within two seats of us, he spoke to me, "I am very happy. Miss Anville, to have found you, for the Ladies below have each an humble attendant, and therefore I am come to offer my services here." "Why then," cried I, (not without hesitating) "if you please, — I will join them." "Will you allow me the honour of conducting you ?" cried he eagerly ; and, instantly taking my hand, he would have marched away with me: but I turned to Madame Duval, and said, "As our party is so large. Madam, if you will give me leave, I will go down to Mrs. Mirvan, that I may not crowd you in the coach." And then, without waiting for an answer, I suffered Sir Clement to hand me out of the gallery. 476 FANNY BURNEY Madame Duval, I doubt not, will be very angry, and so I am with myself, now, and therefore I cannot be surprised : but Mr. Branghton, I am sure, will easily comfort himself, in having escaped the additional coach-expence of carrying me to Queen- Ann-Street : as to his daughters, they had no time to speak, but I saw they were in utter amazement. My intention was to join Mrs. Mirvan, and accompany her home. Sir Clement was in high spirits and good humour ; and all the way we went, I was fool enough to rejoice in secret at the success of my plan ; nor was it until I got down stairs, and amidst the servants, that any difficulty occurred to me of meeting with my friends. I then asked Sir Clement how I should contrive to acquaint Mrs. Mirvan that I had left Madame Duval ? "I fear it will be almost impossible to find her," answered he ; "but you can have no objection to permitting me to see you safe home." He then desired his servant, who was waiting, to order his chariot to draw up. This quite startled me ; I turned to him hastily, and said that I could not think of going away without Mrs. Mirvan. "But how can we meet with her?" cried he; "you will not chuse to go into the pit yourself ; I cannot send a servant there ; and it is impossible for me to go and leave you alone." The truth of this was indisputable, and totally silenced me. Yet, as soon as I could recollect myself, I determined not to go in his chariot, and told him I believed I had best return to my party up stairs. He would not hear of this ; and earnestly entreated me not to withdraw the trust I had reposed in him. While he was speaking, I saw Lord Orville, with several ladies and gentlemen, coming from the pit passage : unfortunately he saw me too, and, leaving his company, advanced instantly tow- ards me, and, with an air and voice of surprise, said, " Good God, do I see Miss Anville ! " I now most severely felt the folly of my plan, and the awkward- ness of my situation ; however, I hastened to tell him, though in a hesitating manner, that I was waiting for Mrs. Mirvan : but EVELINA 477 what was my disappointment, when he acquainted me that she was already gone home ! I was inexpressibly distressed ; to suffer Lord Orville to think me satisfied with the single protection of Sir Clement Willoughby, I could not bear ; yet I was more than ever averse to returning to a party which I dreaded his seeing : I stood some moments in suspense, and could not help exclaiming, "Good Heaven, what can I do !" "Why, my dear Madam," cried Sir Clement, "should you be thus uneasy ? — ^you will reach Queen- Ann-Street almost as soon as Mrs. Mirvan, and I am sure you cannot doubt being as safe." I made no answer, and Lord Orville then said, "My coach is here ; and my servants are ready to take any commands Miss Anville will honour me with for them. I shall myself go home in a chair, and therefore — " How grateful did I feel for a proposal so considerate, and made with so much delicacy ! I should gladly have accepted it, had I been permitted, but Sir Clement would not let him even finish his speech ; he interrupted him with evident displeasure, and said, "My Lord, my own chariot is now at the door." And just then the servant came, and told him that the carriage was ready. He begged to have the honour of conducting me to it, and would have taken my hand, but I drew it back, saying, "I can't — I can't indeed ! pray go by yourself — and as to me, let me have a chair." "Impossible!" (cried he with vehemence) "I cannot think of trusting you with strange chairmen, — I cannot answer it to Mrs. Mirvan, — come, dear Madam, we shall be home in five minutes." Again I stood suspended. With what joy would I then have compromised with my pride, to have been once more with Madame Duval and the Branghtons, provided I had not met with Lord Orville ! However, I flatter myself that he not only saw, but pitied my embarrassment, for he said, in a tone of voice unusually softened, "To offer my services in the presence of Sir Clement Willoughby would be superfluous ; but I hope I need not assure Miss Anville, how happy it would make me to be of the least use to her." 478 FANNY BURNEY I courtsied my thanks. Sir Clement, with great earnestness, pressed me to go ; and while I was thus uneasily deliberating what to do, the dance, I suppose, finished, for the people crowded down stairs. Had Lord Orville then repeated his offer, I would have accepted it, notwithstanding Sir Clement's repugnance ; but I fancy he thought it would be impertinent. In a very few minutes I heard Madame Duval's voice, as she descended from the gallery ; "Well," cried I, hastily, "if I must go — " I stopt ; but Sir Clement handed me into his chariot, called out Queen- Ann-Street, and then jumped in himself. Lord Orville, with a bow and a half smile, wished me good night. My concern was so great, at being seen and left by Lord Orville in so strange a situation, that I should have been best pleased to have remained wholly silent during our ride home : but Sir Clement took care to prevent that. He began by making many complaints of my unwillingness to trust myself with him, and begged to know what could be the reason ? This question so much embarrassed me, that I could not tell what to answer, but only said, that I was sorry to have taken up so much of his time. "Oh, Miss Anville," (cried he, taking my hand), "if you knew with what transport I would dedicate to you not only the present but all the future time allotted to me, you would not injure me by making such an apology." I could not think of a word to say to this, nor to a great many other equally fine speeches with which he ran on, though I would fain have withdrawn my hand, and made almost continual attempts ; but in vain, for he actually grasped it between both his, without any regard to my resistance. Soon after, he said that he believed the coachman was going the wrong way, and he called to his servant, and gave him directions. Then again addressing himself to me, "How often, how assiduously have I sought an opportunity of speaking to you, without the presence of that brute Captain Mirvan ! Fortune has now kindly favoured me with one, and permit me" (again seizing my hand) "permit me to use it, in telling you that I adore you." I was quite thunderstruck at this abrupt and unexpected dec- EVELINA 479 laration. For some moments I was silent, but, when I recovered from my surprise, I said, "Indeed, Sir, if you were determined to make me repent leaving my own party so foolishly, you have very well succeeded." "My dearest life," cried he, "is it possible you can be so cruel ? Can your nature and your countenance be so totally opposite ? Can the sweet bloom upon those charming cheeks, which appears as much the result of good-humour as of beauty " "O, Sir," cried I, interrupting him, "this is very fine; but I had hoped we had had enough of this sort of conversation at the Ridotto, and I did not expect you would so soon resume it." "What I then said, my sweet reproacher, was the effect of a mistaken, a prophane idea, that your understanding held no competition with your beauty ; but now, now that I find you equally incomparable in both, all words, all powers of speech, are too feeble to express the admiration I feel of your excellencies." "Indeed," cried I, "if your thoughts had any connection with your language, you would never suppose that I could give credit to praise so very much above my desert." This speech, which I made very gravely, occasioned still stronger protestations, which he continued to pour forth, and I continued to disclaim, till I began to wonder that we were not in Queen-Ann-Street, and begged he would desire the coachman to drive faster. "And does this little moment," cried he, "which is the first of happiness I have ever known, does it already appear so long to you?" "I am afraid the man has mistaken the way," answered I, "or else we should ere now have been at our journey's end. I must beg you will speak to him." "And can you think me so much my own enemy? — if my good genius has inspired the man with a desire of prolonging my happiness, can you expect that I should counter-act its indul- gence?" I now began to apprehend that he had himself ordered the man to go a wrong way, and I was so much alarmed at the idea, that, the very instant it occurred to me, I let down the glass, and made 48o FANNY BURNEY a sudden effort to open the chariot-door myself, with a view of jumping into the street ; but he caught hold of me, exclaiming, "For Heaven's sake, what is the matter?" "I — I don't know," cried I, (quite out of breath) "but I am sure the man goes wrong, and, if you will not speak to him, I am determined I will get out myself." "You amaze me," answered he, (still holding me) "I cannot imagine what you apprehend. Surely you can have no doubts of my honour?" He drew me towards him as he spoke. I was frightened dreadfully, and could hardly say, "No, Sir, no, — none at all, — only Mrs. Mirvan, — I think she will be uneasy." "Whence this alarm, my dearest angel ? — What can you fear ? — My life is at your devotion, and can you, then, doubt my pro- tection?" And so saying, he passionately kissed my hand. Never, in my whole life, have I been so terrified. I broke forcibly from him, and, putting my head out of the window, called aloud to the man to stop. Where we then were I know not, but I saw not a human being, or I should have called for help. Sir Clement, with great earnestness, endeavoured to appease and compose me ; "If you do not intend to murder me," cried I, "for mercy's, for pity's sake, let me get out !" "Compose your spirits, my dearest life," cried he, "and I will do every thing that you would have me." And then he called to the man himself, and bid him make haste to Queen-Ann-Street. "This stupid fellow," continued he, "has certainly mistaken my orders ; but I hope you are now fully satisfied." I made no answer, but kept my head at the window, watching which way he drove, but without any comfort to myself, as I was quite unacquainted with either the right or the wrong. Sir Clement now poured forth abundant protestations of honour, and assurances of respect, entreating my pardon for having offended me, and beseeching my good opinion : but I was quite silent, having too much apprehension to make re- proaches, and too much anger to speak without. In this manner we went through several streets, till at last, to my great terror, he suddenly ordered the man to stop, and EVELINA 481 said, "Miss Anville, we are now within twenty yards of your house ; but I cannot bear to part with you, till you generously forgive me for the offence you have taken, and promise not to make it known to the Mirvans." I hesitated between fear and indignation. "Your reluctance to speak, redoubles my contrition for having displeased you, since it shews the reliance I might have on a promise which you will not give without consideration." "I am very, very much distressed," cried I; "you ask apromise which you must be sensible I ought not to grant, and yet dare not refuse." "Drive on!" cried he to the coachman; — "Miss Anville, I will not compel you ; I will exact no promise, but trust wholly to your generosity." This rather softened me ; which advantage he no sooner per- ceived, than he determined to avail himself of, for he flung himself on his knees, and pleaded with so much submission, that I was really obliged to forgive him, because his humiliation made me quite ashamed : and, after that, he would not let me rest till I gave him my word that I would not complain of him to Mrs. Mirvan. My own folly and pride, which had put me in his power, were pleas which I could not but attend to in his favour. However, I shall take very particular care never to be again alone with him. When, at last, we arrived at our house, I was so overjoyed that I should certainly have pardoned him then, if I had not be- fore. As he handed me up stairs, he scolded his servant aloud, and very angrily, for having gone so much out of the way. Miss Mirvan ran out to meet me, — and who should I see behind her, but — Lord Orville ! All my joy now vanished, and gave place to shame and con- fusion ; for I could not endure that he should know how long a time Sir Clement and I had been together, since I was not at liberty to assign any reason for it. They all expressed great satisfaction at seeing me, and said they had been extremely uneasy and surprised that I was so long coming home, as they had heard from Lord Orville that I was not with Madame Duval. Sir Clement, in an affected pas- 482 FANNY BURNEY sion, said that his booby of a servant had misunderstood his orders, and was driving us to the upper end of Piccadilly. For my part, I only coloured, for though I would not forfeit my word, I yet disdained to confirm a tale in which I had myself no behef. Lord Orville, with great politeness, congratulated me, that the troubles of the evening had so happily ended, and said, that he had found it impossible to return home, before he enquired after my safety. In a very short time he took his leave, and Sir Clement fol- lowed him. As soon as they were gone, Mrs. Mirvan, though with great softness, blamed me for having quitted Madame Duval. I assured her, and with truth, that for the future I would be more prudent. The adventures of the evening so much disconcerted me, that I could not sleep all night. I am under the most cruel apprehensions, lest Lord Orville should suppose my being on the gallery-stairs with Sir Clement was a concerted scheme, and even that our continuing so long together in his chariot, was with my approbation, since I did not say a word on the subject, nor express any dissatisfaction at the coachman's pretended blunder. Yet his coming hither to wait oiir arrival, though it seems to imply some doubt, shews also some anxiety. Indeed Miss Mirvan says, that he appeared extremely anxious, nay uneasy and impatient for my return. If I did not fear to flatter myself, I should think it not impossible but that he had a suspicion of Sir Clement's design, and was therefore concerned for my safety. What a long letter is this ! however, I shall not write many more from London, for the Captain said this morning that he would leave town on Tuesday next. Madame Duval will dine here to-day, and then she is to be told his intention. I am very much amazed that she accepted Mrs. Mirvan's invitation, as she was in such wrath yesterday. I fear that to-day I shall myself be the principal object of her displeasure ; but I must submit patiently, for I cannot defend myself. Adieu, my dearest Sir. Should this letter be productive of any uneasiness to you, more than ever shall I repent the heedless imprudence which it recites. THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO HORACE WALPOLE CHAPTER I Manfred, Prince of Otranto, had one son and one daughter : the latter, a most beautiful virgin, aged eighteen, was called Matilda. Conrad, the son, was three years younger, a homely youth, sickly, and of no promising disposition; yet he. was the darling of his father, who never showed any symptoms of affec- tion to Matilda. Manfred had contracted a marriage for his son with the Marquis of Vicenza's daughter, Isabella ; and she had already been delivered by her guardians into the hands of Manfred, that he might celebrate the wedding as soon as Conrad's infirm state of health would permit. Manfred's impatience for this ceremonial was remarked by his family and neighbours. The former, indeed, apprehending the severity of their prince's disposition, did not dare to utter their surmises on this precipita- tion. Hippolita, his wife, an amiable lady, did sometimes venture to represent the danger of marrying their only son so early, considering his great youth and greater infirmities ; but she never received any other answer than reflections on her own sterility, who had given him but one heir. His tenants and sub- jects were less cautious in their discourses : they attributed this hasty wedding to the prince's dread of seeing accomplished an ancient prophecy, which was said to have pronounced, that the Castle and Lordship of Otranto should pass from the present family whenever the real owner should be grown too large to in- habit it. It was difficult to make any sense of this prophecy ; and still less easy to conceive what it had to do with the marriage in question. Yet these mysteries, or contradictions, did not make the populace adhere the less to their opinion. Young Conrad's birth-day was fixed for his espousals. The 483 484 HORACE WALPOLE company was assembled in the chapel of the castle, and every- thing ready for beginning the divine office, when Conrad himself was missing. Manfred, impatient of the least delay, and who had not observed his son retire, dispatched one of his attendants to summon the young prince. The servant, who had not staid long enough to have crossed the court to Conrad's apartment, came running back breathless, in a frantic manner, his eyes staring, and foaming at the mouth. He said nothing, but pointed to the court. The company were struck with terror and amaze- ment. The princess HippoHta, without knowing what was the matter, but anxious for her son, swooned away. Manfred, less apprehensive than enraged at the procrastination of the nuptials, and at the folly of his domestic, asked imperiously what was the matter? The fellow made no answer, but continued pointing towards the court-yard ; and at last, after repeated questions put to him, cried out, "Oh ! the helmet ! the helmet !" In the meantime some of the company had run into the court, from whence was heard a confused noise of shrieks, horror, and surprise. Manfred, who began to be alarmed at not seeing his son, went himself to get information of what occasioned this strange confusion. Matilda remained, endeavouring to assist her mother, and Isabella staid for the same purpose, and to avoid showing any impatience for the bridegroom, for whom, in truth, she had conceived little affection. The first thing that struck Manfred's eyes was a group of his servants endeavouring to raise something that appeared to him a mountain of sable plumes. He gazed without believing his sight. "What are ye doing?" cried Manfred, wrathfully : "where is my son?" A volley of voices replied, "Oh! my lord! the prince! the prince ! the helmet ! the helmet !" Shocked with these lamentable sounds, and dreading he knew not what, he advanced hastily, — but what a sight for a father's eyes ! he beheld his child dashed to pieces, and almost buried under an enormous helmet, a hundred times larger than any casque ever made for human being, and shaded with a propor- tionable quantity of black feathers. THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO 485 The horror of the spectacle, the ignorance of all around how this misfortune had happened, and, above all, the tremendous phenomenon before him, took away the prince's speech. Yet his silence lasted longer than even grief could occasion. He fixed his eyes on what he wished in vain to believe a vision; and seemed less attentive to his loss than buried in meditation on the stupendous object that had occasioned it. He touched, he examined the fatal casque : nor could even the bleeding mangled remains of the young prince divert the eyes of Manfred from the portent before him. All who had known his partial fondness for young Conrad were as much surprised at their prince's insensibility, as thunderstruck themselves at the miracle of the helmet. They conveyed the disfigured corpse into the hall, without receiving the least direction from Manfred. As little was he attentive to the ladies who remained in the chapel : on the contrary, without mentioning the unhappy princesses, his wife and daughter, the first sounds that dropped from Man- fred's lips were, "Take care of the lady Isabella." The domestics, without observing the singularity of this direc- tion, were guided by their affection to their mistress, to consider it as peculiarly addressed to her situation, and flew to her assist- ance. They conveyed her to her chamber more dead than alive, and indifferent to all the strange" circumstances she heard, except the death of her son. Matilda, who doted on her mother, smothered her own grief and amazement, and thought of nothing but assisting and comforting her afflicted parent. Isabella, who had been treated by Hippolita like a daughter, and who re- turned that tenderness with equal duty and affection, was scarcely less assiduous about the princess ; at the same time endeavouring to partake and lessen the weight of sorrow which she saw Matilda strove to suppress, for whom she had conceived the warmest sympathy of friendship : yet her own situation could not help finding its place in her thoughts. She felt no concern for the death of young Conrad, except commiseration ; and she was not sorry to be delivered from a marriage which had promised her little felicity, either from her destined bridegroom, or from the severe temper of Manfred ; who, though he had distinguished her by great indulgence, had imprinted her mind with terror, 486 HORACE WALPOLE from his causeless rigour to such amiable princesses as Hippolita and Matilda. While the ladies were conveying the wretched mother to her bed, Manfred remained in the court, gazing on the ominous casque, and regardless of the crowd which the strangeness of the event had now assembled around him ; the few words he artic- ulated tending solely to inquiries, whether any man knew from whence it could have come ? Nobody could give him the least information. However, as it seemed to be the sole object of his curiosity, it soon became so to the rest of the spectators, whose conjectures were as absurd and improbable, as the castas- trophe itself was unprecedented. In the midst of their senseless guesses, a young peasant, whom rumour had drawn thither from a neighbouring village, observed that the miraculous helmet was exactly like that on the figure in black marble of Alfonso the Good, one of their former princes, in the church of St. Nicholas. "Villain! what sayest thou!" cried Manfred, starting from his trance in a tempest of rage, and seizing the young man by the collar. "How darest thou utter such treason ? thy Hfe shall pay for it." The spectators, who as Httle comprehended the cause of the prince's fury as all the rest they had seen, were at a loss to unravel this new circumstance. The young peasant himself was still more astonished, not conceiving how he had offended the prince : yet, recollecting himself, with a mixture of grace and humility, he disengaged himself from Manfred's gripe, and then, with an obeisance which discovered more jealousy of innocence than dis- may, he asked, with respect, of what he was guilty ? Manfred, more enraged at the vigour, however decently exerted, with which the young man had shaken off his hold, than appeased by his submission, ordered his attendants to seize him, and, if he had not been withheld by his friends, whom he had invited to the nuptials, would have poniarded the peasant in their arms. During this altercation, some of the vulgar spectators had run to the great church, which stood near the castle, and came back open-mouthed, declaring that the helmet was missing THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO 487 from Alfonso's statue. Manfred, at this news, grew perfectly frantic ; and, as if he sought a subject on which to vent the tem- pest within him, he rushed again on the young peasant, crying, "Villain ! monster ! sorcerer ! it is thou hast done this ! it is thou hast slain my son ! " The mob, who wanted some object within the scope of their capacities, on whom they might discharge their bewildered reasonings, caught the words from the mouth of their lord, and re-echoed, "Ay, ay; it is he, it is he: he has stolen the helmet from good Alfonso's tomb, and dashed out the brains of our young prince with it ; " never reflecting how enormous the dis- proportion was between the marble helmet that had been in the church, and that of steel before their eyes ; nor how impos- sible it was for a youth, seemingly not twenty, to wield a piece of armour of so prodigious a weight. The folly of these ejaculations brought Manfred to himself : yet, whether provoked at the peasant having observed the re- semblance between the two helmets, and thereby led to the farther discovery of the absence of that in the church ; or wishing to bury any such rumour under so impertinent a supposition ; he gravely pronounced that the young man was certainly a necro- mancer, and that till the church should take cognizance of the affair, he would have the magician, whom they had thus detected, kept prisoner under the helmet itself, which he ordered his attend- ants to raise, and. place the young man under it ; declaring that he should be kept there without food, with which his own infernal art might furnish him. It was in vain for the youth to represent against this preposter- ous sentence ; in vain did Manfred's friends endeavour to divert him from the savage and ill-grounded resolution. The generality were charmed with their lord's decision, which, to their appre- hensions, carried great appearance of justice, as the magician was to be punished by the very instrument with which he had offended : nor were they struck with the least compunction at the probabiHty of the youth being starved, for they firmly believed Ithat, by his diabolic skill, he could easily supply himself with inutriment. I Manfred thus saw his commands even cheerfully obeyed; 488 HORACE WALPOLE and, appointing a guard with strict orders to prevent any food being conveyed to the prisoner, he dismissed his friends and attendants, and retired to his own chamber, after locking the gates of the castle, in which he suffered none but his domestics to remain. In the meantime, the care and zeal of the young ladies had brought the Princess HippoHta to herself; who, amidst the transports of her own sorrow, frequently demanded news of her lord, would have dismissed her attendants to watch over him, and at last enjoined Matilda to leave her, and visit and comfort her father. Matilda, who wanted no affectionate duty to Manfred, though she trembled at his austerity, obeyed the orders of Hippolita, whom she tenderly recommended to Isabella ; and, inquiring of the domestics for her father, was informed that he was retired to his chamber, and had commanded that nobody should have admittance to him. Concluding that he was immersed in sorrow for the death of her brother, and fearing to renew his tears by the sight of his sole remaining child, she hesitated whether she should break in upon his affliction ; yet solicitude for him, backed by the commands of her mother, encouraged her to venture disobeying the orders he had given : a fault she had never been guilty of before. The gentle timidity of her nature made her pause for some minutes at his door. She heard him traverse his chamber backwards and forwards with disordered steps ; a mood which increased her apprehensions. She was, however, just going to beg admittance, when Manfred suddenly opened the door ; and as it was now twilight, concurring with the disorder of his mind, he did not distinguish the person, but asked angrily who it was? Matilda replied, trembling, "My dearest father, it is I, your daughter." Manfred, stepping back hastily, cried, "Begone, I do not want a daughter ; " and flinging back abruptly , clapped the door against the terrified Matilda. She was too well acquainted with her father's impetuosity to venture a second intrusion. When she had a little recovered the shock of so bitter a reception, she wiped away her tears, to prevent the additional stab that the knowledge of it would give THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO 489 to Hippo lita, who questioned her in the most anxious terms on the health of Manfred, and how he bore his loss. Matilda assured her he was well, and supported his misfortunes with manly fortitude. "But will he not let me see him ? " said HippoHta, mournfully ; "will he not permit me to blend my tears with his, and shed a mother's sorrows in the bosom of her lord ? Or do you deceive me, Matilda ? I know how Manfred doted on his son : is not the stroke too heavy for him ? has he not sunk under it ? You do not answer me — alas ! I dread the worst ! — raise me, my maidens, I will, I will see my lord. Bear me to him instantly ; he is dearer to me even than my children." Matilda made signs to Isabella to prevent Hippolita's rising ; and both these lovely young women were using their gentle violence to stop and calm the princess, when a servant on the part of Manfred arrived, and told Isabella that his lord demanded to speak with her. "With me ! " cried Isabella. "Go," said Hippolita, relieved by a message from her lord: "Manfred cannot support the sight of his own family. He thinks you less disordered than we are, and dreads the shock of my grief. Console him, my dear Isabella, and tell him I will smother my own anguish rather than add to his." I As it was now evening, the servant, who conducted Isabella, jbore a torch before her. When they came to Manfred, who was iwalking impatiently about the gallery, he started, and said, 'hastily, "Take away that light, and begone." Then shutting jthe door impetuously, he flung himself upon a bench against 'the wall, and bade Isabella sit by him. She obeyed, jtrembling. "I sent for you, lady," said he ; and then stopped under great appearance of confusion. "My lord!" "Yes, I sent for you on a matter of great moment," resumed he : tDry your tears, young lady — you have lost your bridegroom, es, cruel fate ! and I have lost the hopes of my race ! but Con- tad was not worthy of your beauty." I "How, my lord," said Isabella; "sure you do not suspect 490 HORACE WALPOLE me of not feeling the concern I ought; my duty and affection would have always — " "Think no more of him," interrupted Manfred; "he was a sickly, puny child, and Heaven has, perhaps, taken him away, that I might not trust the honours of my house on so frail a foundation. The hne of Manfred calls for numerous supports. My fooHsh fondness for that boy blinded the eyes of my prudence — but it is better as it is. I hope, in a few years, to have reason to rejoice at the death of Conrad." Words cannot paint the astonishment of Isabella. At first she apprehended that grief had disordered Manfred's understand- ing. Her next thought suggested that this strange discourse was designed to ensnare her ; she feared that Manfred had per- ceived her indifference for his son : and in consequence of that idea she replied, "Good, my lord, do not doubt my tenderness : my heart would have accompanied my hand. Conrad would have engrossed all my care ; and wherever fate shall dispose of me, I shall always cherish his memory, and regard your highness and the virtuous HippoUta as my parents." "Curse on HippoHta !" cried Manfred : "forget her from this moment, as I do. In short, lady, you have missed a husband, undeserving of your charms : they shall now be better disposed of. Instead of a sickly boy, you shall have a husband in the prime of his age, who will know how to value your beauties, and who may expect a numerous offspring." "Alas! my lord!" said Isabella, "my mind is too sadly en- grossed by the recent catastrophe in your family to think of another marriage. If ever my father returns, and it shall be his pleasure, I shall obey, as I did when I consented to give my hand to your son : but, until his return, permit me to remain under your hospitable roof, and employ the melancholy hours in assuaging yours, HippoHta's, and the fair Matilda's affliction." "I desired you once before," said Manfred angrily, "not to name that woman : from this hour she must be a stranger to you, as she must be to me ; — in short, Isabella, since I cannot give you my son, I offer you myself." "Heavens," cried Isabella, waking from her delusion, "what do I hear I You ! my lord ! You ! my father-in-law ! the THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO 491 father of Conrad ! the husband of the virtuous and tender HippoHta!" "I tell you," said Manfred, imperiously, "HippoHta is no longer my wife ; I divorce her from this hour. Too long has she cursed me by her unfruitfulness. My fate depends on having sons, — and this night I trust will give a new date to my hopes." At these words he seized the cold hand of Isabella, who was half dead with fright and horror. She shrieked, and started from him. Manfred rose to pursue her, when the moon, which was now up, and gleamed in at the opposite casement, pre- sented to his sight the plumes of the fatal helmet, which rose to the height of the windows, waving backwards and forwards in a tempestuous manner, and accompanied with a hollow and rustling sound. Isabella, who gathered courage from her situation, and who dreaded nothing so much as Manfred's pursuit of his declaration, cried, "Look! my lord; see, Heaven itself declares against your impious intentions ! " "Heaven nor hell shall impede my designs," said Manfred, advancing to seize the princess. At that instant the portrait of his grandfather, which hung over the bench where he had been sitting, uttered a deep sigh, and heaved its breast. Isabella, whose back was turned to the picture, saw not the motion, nor knew whence the sound came, but started, and said, "Hark, my lord! What sound was that?" and, at the same time, made towards the door. Manfred, distracted between the flight of Isabella, who had now reached the stairs, and yet unable to keep his eyes from the picture, which began to move, had, however, advanced some steps after her, still looking backwards on the portrait, when he saw it quit its panel, and descend to the floor, with a grave and melancholy air. "Do I dream?" cried Manfred, returning; "or are the devils themselves in league against me ! Speak, infernal spectre ! or, if thou art my grandsire, why dost thou too conspire against thy wretched descendant, who too dearly pays for " ere 492 HORACE WALPOLE he could finish the sentence, the vision sighed again, and made a sign to Manfred to follow him. "Lead on !" cried Manfred, "I will follow thee to the gulf of perdition." The spectre marched sedately, but dejected, to the end of the gallery, and turned into a chamber on the right hand. Manfred accompanied him at a little distance, full of anxiety and horror, but resolved. As he would have entered the chamber, the door was clapped to, with violence, by an invisible hand. The prince, collecting courage from this delay, would have forcibly burst open the door with his foot, but found that it resisted his utmost efforts. "Since hell will not satisfy my curiosity," said Manfred, "I will use the human means in my power for preserving my race; Isabella shall not escape me." The lady, whose resolution had given way to terror, the moment she had quitted Manfred, continued her flight to the bottom of the principal staircase. There she stopped, not knowing whither to direct her steps, nor how to escape from the impetuosity of the prince. The gates of the castle she knew were locked, and guards were placed in the court. Should she, as her heart prompted, go and prepare Hippolita for the cruel destiny that awaited her; she did not doubt but Manfred would seek her there, and that his violence would incite him to double the injury he meditated, without leaving room for them to avoid the impetuosity of his passions. Delay might give him time to reflect on the horrid measures he had conceived, or produce some circumstance in her favour, if she could for that night, at least, avoid his odious purpose. Yet where conceal herself ? how avoid the pursuit he would infallibly make throughout the castle ? As these thoughts passed rapidly through her mind, she rec- ollected a subterraneous passage, which led from the vaults of the castle to the church of St. Nicholas. Could she reach the altar before she was overtaken, she knew even Manfred's violence would not dare to profane the sacredness of the place ; and she determined, if no other means of deliverance offered, to shut herself up for ever among the holy virgins, whose convent was contiguous to the cathedral. In this resolution, she seized THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO 493 a lamp that burned at the foot of the staircase, and hurried towards the secret passage. The lower part of the castle was hollowed into several intricate cloisters ; and it was not easy for one, under so much anxiety, to find the door that opened into the cavern. An awful silence reigned throughout those subterraneous regions, except now and then some blasts of wind that shook the doors she had passed, and which, grating on the rusty hinges, were re-echoed through that long labyrinth of darkness. Every murmur struck her with new terror ; — yet more she dreaded to hear the wrathful voice of Manfred, urging his domestics to pursue her. She trod as softly as impatience would give her leave, — yet frequently stopped, and Hstened, to hear if she was followed. In one of those moments she thought she heard a sigh. She shuddered, and recoiled a few paces. In a moment she thought she heard the step of some person. Her blood curdled ; she concluded it was Manfred. Every suggestion that horror could inspire rushed into her mind. She condemned her rash flight, which had thus exposed her to his rage, in a place where her cries were not likely to draw any body to her assistance. Yet the sound seemed not to come from behind : if Manfred knew where she was, he must have followed her. She was still in one of the cloisters, and the steps she had heard were too distinct to proceed from the way she had come. Cheered with this reflection, and hoping to find a friend in whoever was not the prince, she was going to advance, when a door, that stood a-jar, at some distance to the left, was opened gently : but ere her lamp, which she held up, could dis- cover who opened it, the person retreated precipitately on seeing the light. Isabella, whom every incident was sufficient to dismay, hesitated whether she should proceed. Her dread of Manfred soon out- weighed every other terror. The very circumstance of the person avoiding her gave her a sort of courage. It could only be, she thought, some domestic belonging to the castle. Her gentleness had never raised her an enemy, and conscious innocence made her hope that, unless sent by the prince's order to seek her, his servants would rather assist than prevent her flight. Fortifying herself with these reflections, and believing, by what she could 494 HORACE WALPOLE observe, that she was near the mouth of the subterraneous cavern, she approached the door that had been opened ; but a sudden gust of wind, that met her at the door, extinguished her lamp, and left her in total darkness. Words cannot paint the horror of the princess's situation. Alone, in so dismal a place, her mind imprinted with all the terrible events of the day, hopeless of escaping, expecting every moment the arrival of Manfred, and far from tranquil, on know- ing she was within reach of somebody, she knew not whom, who, for some cause, seemed concealed thereabout ; all these thoughts crowded on her distracted mind, and she was ready to sink under her apprehensions. She addressed herself to every saint in heaven, and inwardly implored their assistance. For a consider- able time she remained in an agony of despair. At last, as softly as was possible, she felt for the door, and, having found it, entered, trembling, into the vault from whence she had heard the sigh and steps. It gave her a kind of momentary joy to perceive an imperfect ray of clouded moonshine gleam from the roof of the vault, which seemed to be fallen in, and from whence hung a fragment of earth or building, she could not distinguish which, that appeared to have been crushed inwards. She advanced eagerly towards this chasm, when she discerned a human form standing close against the wall. She shrieked, believing it the ghost of her betrothed Conrad. The figure, advancing, said, in a submissive voice, "Be not alarmed, lady, I will not injure you." Isabella, a little encouraged by the words and tone of voice of the stranger, and recollecting that this must be the person who had opened the door, recovered her spirits enough to reply, "Sir, whoever you are, take pity on a wretched princess, standing on the brink of destruction ; assist me to escape from this fatal castle, or, in a few moments, I may be made miserable for ever." "Alas!" said the stranger, "what can I do to assist you? I will die in your defence ; but I am unacquainted with the castle, and want — " "Oh !" said Isabella, hastily interrupting him, "help me but to find a trap-door, that must be hereabout, and it is the greatest service you can do me, for I have not a minute to lose." THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO 495 Saying these words, she felt about on the pavement, and directed the stranger to search likewise for a smooth piece of brass, enclosed in one of the stones. "That," said she, "is the lock, which opens with a spring, of which I know the secret. If we can find that, I may escape — if not, alas ! courteous stranger, I fear I shall have involved you in my misfortunes : Manfred will suspect you as the accomplice of my flight, and you will fall a victim to his resentment." "I value not my life," said the stranger, "and it will be some comfort to lose it in trying to deliver you from his tyranny." " Generous youth," said Isabella, "how shall I ever requite — " as she uttered these words, a ray of moonshine, streaming through a cranny of the ruin above, shone directly on the lock they sought — "Oh! transport!" said Isabella, "here is the trap- door !" and taking out the key, she touched the spring, which starting aside, discovered an iron ring. "Lift up the door," said the princess. The stranger obeyed, and beneath appeared some stone steps descending into a vault totally dark. "We must go down here," said Isabella: "follow me; dark and dismal as it is, we cannot miss our way ; it leads directly to the church of St. Nicholas; but perhaps," added the princess, modestly, "you have no reason to leave the castle, nor have I farther occasion for your service ; in a few minutes I shall be safe from Manfred's rage — only let me know to whom I am so much obliged." "I will never quit you," said the stranger eagerly, "until I have placed you in safety — nor think me, princess, more gener- ous than I am: though you are my principal care " The stranger was interrupted by a sudden noise of voices that seemed approaching, and they soon distinguished these words: "Talk not to me of necromancers ; I tell you she must be in the castle ; I will find her in spite of enchantment." "Oh ! heavens," cried Isabella, "it is the voice of Manfred ! make haste, or we are ruined ! and shut the trap-door after you." Saying this, she descended the steps precipitately ; and as the stranger hastened to follow her, he let the door slip out of his hands : it fell, and the spring closed over it. He tried in vain 496 HORACE WALPOLE to open it, not having observed Isabella's method of touching the spring ; nor had he many moments to make an essay. The noise of the falling door had been heard by Manfred, who, directed by the sound, hastened thither, attended by his servants, with torches. "It must be Isabella," cried Manfred, before he entered the vault; "she is escaping by the subterraneous passage, but she cannot have got far." What was the astonishment of the prince, when, instead of Isabella, the Hght of the torches discovered to him the young peasant, whom he thought confined under the fatal helmet ! "Traitor !" said Manfred, "how camest thou here ? I thought thee in durance above in the court." "I am no traitor," replied the young man boldly, "nor am I answerable for your thoughts." "Presumptuous villain !" cried Manfred, "dost thou provoke my wrath ? tell me ! ,how hast thou escaped from above ? thou hast corrupted thy guards, and their lives shall answer it." "My poverty," said the peasant, calmly, "will exculpate them : though the ministers of a tyrant's wrath, to thee they are faithful, and but too willing to execute the orders which you unjustly imposed upon them." "Art thou so hardy as to dare my vengeance ? " said the prince ; "but tortures shall force the truth from thee. Tell me; I will know thy accomphces." "There was my accomplice," said the youth, smiling, and pointing to the roof. Manfred ordered the torches to be held up, and perceived that one of the cheeks of the enchanted casque had forced its way through the pavement of the court, as his servants had let it fall over the peasant, and had broken through into the vault, leaving a gap through which the peasant had pressed himself, some min- utes before he was found by Isabella. "Was that the way by which thou didst descend?" said Manfred. "It was," said the youth. "But what noise was that," said Manfred, "which I heard as I entered the cloister?" THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO 497 "A door clapped," said the peasant; "I heard it as well as you." "What door?" said Manfred hastily, "I am not acquainted with your castle," said the peasant; "this is the first time I ever entered it, and this vault the only part of it within which I ever was." " But I tell thee," said Manfred (wishing to find out if the youth had discovered the trap-door), "it was this way I heard the noise : my servants heard it too." "My lord," interrupted one of them, officiously, "to be sure it was the trap-door, and he was going to make his escape." "Peace! blockhead," said the prince, angrily; "if he was going to escape, how should he come on this side ? I will know, from his own mouth, what noise it was I heard. Tell me truly ; thy Hfe depends on thy veracity." "My veracity is dearer to me than my life," said the peasant ; "nor would I purchase the one by forfeiting the other." "Indeed, young philosopher !" said Manfred contemptuously ; "tell me, then, what was the noise I heard ?" "Ask me what I can answer," said he, "and put me to death instantly, if I tell you a lie." Manfred, growing impatient at the steady valour and indiffer- ence of the youth, cried, "Well, then, thou man of truth ! answer — was it the fall of the trap-door that I heard ?" "It was," said the youth. "It was!" said the prince; "and how didst thou come to know there was a trap-door here ?" "I saw the plate of brass, by a gleam of moonshine," replied he. "But what told thee it was a lock?" said Manfred; "how didst thou discover the secret of opening it ?" "Providence, that delivered me from the helmet, was able to direct me to the spring of a lock," said he. "Providence should have gone a little farther, and have placed thee out of the reach of my resentment," said Manfred. "When Providence had taught thee to open the lock, it aban- doned thee for a fool, who did not know how to make use of its favours. Why didst thou not pursue the path pointed out for 498 HORACE WALPOLE thy escape? Why didst thou shut the trap-door before thou hadst descended the steps?" "I might ask you, my lord," said the peasant, "how I, totally unacquainted with your castle, was to know that those steps led to any outlet ? But I scorn to evade your questions. Wherever those steps lead to, perhaps I should have explored the way — I could not be in a worse situation than I was. But the truth is, I let the trap-door fall ; your immediate arrival followed. I had given the alarm — what imported it to me whether I was seized a minute sooner or a minute later ?" "Thou art a resolute villain for thy years," said Manfred ; "yet, on reflection, I suspect thou dost but trifle with me : thou hast not yet told me how thou didst open the lock." "That I will show you, my lord," said the peasant; and taking up a fragment of stone that had fallen from above, he laid himself on the trap-door, and began to beat on the piece of brass that covered it, meaning to gain time for the escape of the princess. This presence of mind, joined to the frankness of the youth, staggered Manfred. He even felt a disposition towards pardon- ing one who had been guilty of no crime. Manfred was not one of those savage tyrants who wanton in cruelty unprovoked. The circumstances of his fortune had given an asperity to his temper, which was naturally humane, and his virtues were always ready to operate, when his passions did not obscure his reason. While the prince was in this suspense, a confused noise of voices echoed through the distant vaults. As the sound ap- proached, he distinguished the clamours of some of his domestics, whom he had dispersed through the castle in search of Isabella, calling out, "Where is my lord ? where is the prince ?" "Here I am," said Manfred, as they came nearer; "have you found the princess ? " The first that arrived repHed, "Oh ! my lord ! I am glad we have found you." "Found me ! " said Manfred ; " have you found the princess ? " "We thought we had, my lord," said the fellow, looking terri- fied; but, " "But what?" cried the prince, "has she escaped ?" "Jaquez and I, my lord !" THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO 499 "Yes, I and Diego," interrupted the second ; who came up in still greater consternation. "Speak one of you at a time," said Manfred: "I ask you, where is the princess ?" "We do not know," said they both together; "but we are frightened out of our wits." "So I think, blockheads," said Manfred: "what is it has scared you thus ?" "Oh ! my lord," said Jaquez, "Diego has seen such a sight ! your highness would not believe our eyes. " "What new absurdity is this?" cried Manfred: "give me a direct answer, or by Heaven, " "Why, my lord, if it please your highness to hear me," said the poor fellow, "Diego and I — " "Yes, I and Jaquez," cried his comrade. "Did I not forbid you to speak both at a time?" said the prince: "you, Jaquez, answer; for* the other fool seems more distracted than thou art ; what is the matter ? " ■ "My gracious lord," said Jaquez, "if it please your highness to hear me ; Diego and I, according to your highness's orders, went to search for the young lady ; but being comprehensive that we might meet the ghost of my young lord, your high- ness's son, God rest his soul, as he has not received Christian burial " "Sot," cried Manfred, in a rage, "is it only a ghost, then, thou hast seen ?" "Oh ! worse ! worse ! my lord," cried Diego, "I had rather have seen ten whole ghosts." "Grant me patience ! " said Manfred, " these blockheads dis- tract me — out of my sight, Diego ! and thou, Jaquez, tell me in one word, art thou sober ? art thou raving ? thou wast wont to have some sense : has the other sot frightened himself and thee too ? speak : what is it he fancies he has seen ? " "Why, my lord," replied Jaquez, trembling, "I was going to tell your highness that since the calamitous misfortune of my young lord, — God rest his precious soul ! — not one of us, your highness's faithful servants, — indeed we are, my lord, though poor men, — I say, not one of us has dared to set a foot about 500 HORACE WALPOLE the castle, but two together : so Diego and I, thinking that my young lady might be in the great gallery, went up there to look for her, and tell her your highness wanted something to impart to her." "O, blundering fools!" cried Manfred; "and in the mean- time she has made her escape, because you were afraid of goblins ! Why, thou knave ! she left me in the gallery ; I came from thence myself." "For all that she may be there still, for aught I know," said Jaquez; "but the devil shall have me before I seek her there again — poor Diego ! I do not beheve he will ever recover it." "Recover what?" said Manfred : "am I never to learn what it is has terrified these rascals ? But I lose my time : follow me, slave ; I will see if she is in the gallery." "For heaven's sake, my dear, good lord," cried Jaquez, "do not go to the gallery. Satan himself, I beheve, is in the chamber next to the gallery*." Manfred, who hitherto had treated the terror of his servants as an idle panic, was struck at this new circumstance. He recol- lected the apparition of the portrait, and the sudden closing of the door at the end of the gallery — his voice faltered, and he asked with disorder, "What is in the great chamber?" "My lord," said Jaquez, "when Diego and I came into the gallery, he went first, for he said he had more courage than I. So when we came into the gallery, we found nobody. We looked under every bench and stool, and still we found nobody." "Were all the pictures in their places?" said Manfred. "Yes, my lord," answered Jaquez; "but we did not think of looking behind them." "Well, well !" said Manfred, "proceed." "When we came to the door of the great chamber," continued Jaquez, "we found it shut." "And could not you open it?" said Manfred. "Oh ! yes, my lord; would to heaven we had not !" rephed he — "nay, it was not I neither, it was Diego : he was grown fool-hardy, and would go on, though I advised him not : if ever I open a door that is shut again " THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO 501 "Trifle not," said Manfred, shuddering, "but tell me what you saw in the great chamber, on opening the door." "I ! my lord !" said Jaquez, "I saw nothing; I was behind Diego ; but I heard the noise." "Jaquez," said Manfred in a solemn tone of voice, "tell me, I adjure thee by the souls of my ancestors, what was it thou sawest ? what was it thou heardest ? " "It was Diego saw it, my lord, it was not I," replied Jaquez, "I only heard the noise. Diego had no sooner opened the door, than he cried out, and ran back — I ran back too, and said, 'Is it the ghost?' 'The ghost ! no ! no,' said Diego, and his hair stood on end ; 'it is a giant, I believe : he is all clad in armour, for I saw his foot and part of his leg, and they are as large as the helmet below in the court.' As he said these words, my lord, we heard a violent motion and the rattling of armour, as if the giant was rising, for Diego has told me since, that he believes the giant was lying down, for the foot and leg were stretched at length on the floor. Before we could get to the end of the gallery, we heard the door of the great chamber clap behind us, but we did not dare turn back to see if the giant was following us ; yet, now I think on it, we must have heard him if he had pursued us ; but for heaven's sake, my good lord, send for the chaplain, and have the castle exorcised ; for, for certain, it is enchanted." "Ay, pray do, my lord," cried all the servants at once, "or we must leave your highness's service." "Peace! dotards," said Manfred, "and follow me; I will know what all this means." "We ! my lord !" cried they, with one voice; "we would not go up to the gallery for your highness's revenue." The young peasant, who had stood silent, now spoke. "Will your highness," said he, "permit me to try this adventure ? My life is of little consequence to anybody. I fear no bad angel, and have offended no good one." "Your behaviour is above your seeming," said Manfred, viewing him with surprise and admiration; "hereafter I will reward your bravery; but now," continued he with a sigh, "I am so circumstanced, that I dare trust no eyes but my own ; however, I give you leave to accompany me." 502 HORACE WALPOLE Manfred, when he first followed Isabella from the gallery, had gone directly to the apartment of his wife, concluding the princess had retired thither. Hippolita, who knew his step, rose with anxious fondness to meet her lord, whom she had not seen since the death of her son. She would have flown in a transport of mingled joy and grief, to his bosom, but he pushed her rudely off, and said, "Where is Isabella?" "Isabella ! my lord !" said the astonished Hippolita. "Yes, Isabella," cried Manfred imperiously ; "I want Isabella." "My lord," replied Matilda, who perceived how much his behaviour had shocked her mother, "she has not been with us since your highness summoned her to your apartment." "Tell me where she is," said the prince; "I do not want to know where she has been." "My good lord," replied Hippolita, "your daughter tells you the truth : Isabella left us by your command, and has not re- turned since ; but, my lord, compose yourself ; retire to your rest : this dismal day has disordered you. Isabella shall await your orders in the morning." "What, then, you know where she is !" cried Manfred ; "tell me directly, for I will not lose an instant : and you, woman," speaking to his wife, "order your chaplain to attend me forth- with." "Isabella," said Hippolita, calmly, "is retired, I suppose, to her chamber : she is not accustomed to watch at this late hour. Gracious, my lord," continued she, "let me know what has dis- turbed you ? Has Isabella offended you ?" "Trouble me not with questions," said Manfred, "but tell me where she is." "Matilda shall call her," said the princess; "sit down, my lord, and resume your wonted fortitude." "What, art thou jealous of Isabella?" replied he, "that you wish to be present at our interview?" "Good heavens ! my lord," said HippoHta, "what is it your highness means ?" "Thou wilt know ere many minutes are passed," said the cruel prince. " Send your chaplain to me, and wait my pleasure here." At these words he flung out of the room in search of Isabella ; THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO 503 leaving the amazed ladies thunder-struck with his words and frantic deportment, and lost in vain conjectures on what he was meditating. Manfred was now returning from the vault, attended by the peasant and a few of his servants, whom he had obliged to accom- pany him. He ascended the staircase without stopping, till he arrived at the gallery, at the door of which he met Hippolita and her chaplain. When Diego had been dismissed by Manfred, he had gone directly to the princess's apartment, with the alarm of what he had seen. That excellent lady, who no more than Man- fred doubted of the reahty of the vision, yet affected to treat it as a delirium of the servant. Willing, however, to save her lord from any additional shock, and prepared, by a series of grief, not to tremble at any accession to it, she determined to make herself the first sacrifice, if fate had marked the present hour for their destruction. Dismissing the reluctant Matilda to her rest, who in vain sued for leave to accompany her mother, and at- tended only by her chaplain, HippoKta had visited the gallery and great chamber ; and now, with more serenity of soul than she had felt for many hours, she met her lord, and assured him that the vision of the gigantic leg and foot was all a fable ; and no doubt an impression made by fear, and the dark and dismal hour of the night, on the minds of his servants. She and the chaplain had examined the chamber, and found everything in the usual order. Manfred, though persuaded, like his wife, that the vision had been no work of fancy, recovered a little from the tempest of mind into which so many strange events had thrown him. Ashamed, too, of his inhuman treatment of a princess, who re- turned every injury with new marks of tenderness and duty, he felt returning love forcing itself into his eyes ; but, not less ashamed of feeling remorse towards one against whom he was inwardly meditating a yet more bitter outrage, he curbed the yearnings of his heart, and did not dare to lean even towards pity. The next transition of his soul was to exquisite villany. Presuming on the unshaken submission of Hippolita, he flattered himself that she would not only acquiesce with patience in a divorce, but would obey, if it was his pleasure, in endeavouring to 504 HORACE WALPOLE persuade Isabella to give him her hand ; but ere he could indulge his horrid hope, he reflected that Isabella was not to be found. Coming to himself, he gave orders that every avenue to the castle should be strictly guarded, and charged his domestics, on pain of their lives, to suffer nobody to pass out. The young peasant, to whom he spoke favourably, he now ordered to remain in a small chamber on the stairs, in which there was a pallet bed, and the key of which he took away himself, telling the youth at the same time that he would talk with him in the morning. Then, dismissing his attendants, and bestowing a sullen kind of half-nod on Hippolita, he retired to his own chamber. CHAPTER II Matilda, who by Hippolita's order had retired to her apart- ment, was ill-disposed to take any rest. The shocking fate of her brother had deeply affected her. She was surprised at not seeing Isabella : but the strange words which had fallen from her father, and his obscure menace to the princess his wife, accom- panied by the most furious behaviour, had filled her gentle mind with terror and alarm. She waited anxiously for the return of Bianca, a young damsel that attended her, whom she had sent to learn what had become of Isabella. Bianca soon appeared, and informed her mistress of what she had gathered from the servants, that Isabella was nowhere to be found. She related the adventure of the young peasant, who had been discovered in the vault, though with many simple additions from the incoherent accounts of the domestics ; and she dwelt principally on the gigantic leg and foot which had been seen in the gallery-chamber. This last circumstance had terrified Bianca so much, that she was rejoiced when Matilda told her that she would not go to rest, but should watch till the princess should rise. The young princess wearied herself in the conjectures on the flight of Isabella, and on the threats of Manfred to her mother. "But what business could he have so urgent with the chap- lain?" said Matilda. "Does he intend to have my brother's body interred privately in the chapel?" "Oh, madam," said Bianca, "now I guess. As you are become his heiress, he is impatient to have you married : he has always THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO 505 been raving for more sons ; I warrant he is now impatient for grandsons. As sure as I live, madam, I shall see you a bride at last. — Good madam, you won't cast off your faithful Bianca : you won't put Donno Rosara over me, now you are a great princess?" "My poor Bianca," said Matilda, "how fast your thoughts ramble ! I a great princess ! What hast thou seen in Manfred's behaviour since my brother's death that bespeaks any increase of tenderness to me ? No, Bianca ; his heart was ever a stranger to but he is my father, and I must not complain. Nay, if Heaven shuts my father's heart against me, it overpays my little merit in the tenderness of my mother O that dear mother ! yes, Bianca, it is there I feel the rugged temper of Manfred. I can support his harshness to me with patience ; but it wounds my soul when I am witness to his causeless severity towards her." "Oh! madam," said Bianca, "all men use their wives so, when they are weary of them." "And yet you congratulated me but now," said Matilda, "when you fancied my father intended to dispose of me !" "I would have you a great lady," replied Bianca, "come what will. I do not wish to see you moped in a convent, as you would be if you had your will, and if my lady, your mother, who knows that a bad husband is better than no husband at all, did not hinder you. — Bless me ! what noise is that ? St. Nicholas, forgive me ! I was but in jest." "It is the wind," said Matilda, "whistling through the battle- ments of the tower above ; you have heard it a" thousand times." "Nay," said Bianca, "there was no harm, neither, in what I said : it is no sin to talk of matrimony — and so, madam, as I was saying, if my Lord Manfred should offer you a handsome young prince for a bridegroom, you would drop him a courtesy, and tell him you would rather take the veil ?" "Thank Heaven, I am in no such danger," said Matilda; "you know how many proposals for me he has rejected." "And yet you thank him, hke a dutiful daughter, do you, madam ? — But come, madam ; suppose, to-morrow morning, he was to send for you to the great council-chamber, and there you should find, at his elbow, a lovely young prince, with large 5o6 HORACE WALPOLE black, eyes, smooth white forehead, and manly curling locks like jet ; in short, madam, a young hero, resembling the picture of the good Alfonso in the gallery, which you sit and gaze at for hours together." "Do not speak lightly of that picture," interrupted Matilda, sighing : "I know the adoration with which I look at that picture is uncommon — but I am not in love with a coloured panel. The character of that virtuous prince, — the veneration with which my mother has inspired me for his memory, — the orisons which, I know not why, she has enjoined me to pour forth at his tomb, — all have concurred to persuade me that somehow or other my destiny is linked with something relating to him." ''Lord ! madam, how should that be?" said Bianca: "I have always heard that your family was no way related to his ; and I am sure I cannot conceive why my lady, the princess, sends you, in a cold morning, or a damp evening, to pray at his tomb. He is no saint by the almanac. If you must pray, why does she not bid you address yourself to our great St. Nicholas ? I am sure he is the saint I pray to for a husband." "Perhaps my mind would be less affected," said Matilda, "if my mother would explain her reasons to me : but it is the mystery she observes that inspires me with this I know not what to call it. As she never acts from caprice, I am sure there is some fatal secret at the bottom — nay, I know there is : in her agony of grief for my brother's death, she dropped some words that intimated as much." "Oh ! dear madam," cried Bianca, "what were they?" "No," said Matilda; "if a parent lets fall a word, and wishes it recalled, it is not for a child to utter it." "What ! was she sorry for what she had said?" asked Bianca. "I am sure, madam, you may trust me " "With my own little secrets, when I have any, I may," said Matilda ; "but never with my mother's : a child ought to have no ears or eyes, but as a parent directs." "Well ! to be sure, madam, you was born to be a saint," said Bianca, "and there is no resisting one's vocation: you will end in a convent at last. But there is my lady Isabella would not be so reserved to me : she will let me talk to her of young men : THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO 507 and when a handsome cavalier has come to the castle, she has owned to me that she wished your brother Conrad resembled him." "Bianca," said the princess, "I do not allow you to mention my friend disrespectfully. Isabella is of a cheerful disposition, but her soul is as pure as virtue itself. She knows your babbling humour, and perhaps has now and then encouraged it to divert melancholy, and enliven the soHtude in which my father keeps us." "Blessed Mary!" said Bianca, starting, "there it is again! Dear madam, do you hear nothing ? this castle is certainly haunted." "Peace !" said Matilda, "and listen ! I did think I heard a voice — but it must be fancy ; your terrors, I suppose, have infected me." "Indeed ! indeed ! madam," said Bianca, half -weeping with agony, "I am sure I heard a voice." "Does anybody lie in the chamber beneath ? " said the Princess. "Nobody has dared to lie there," answered Bianca, "since the great astrologer, that was your brother's tutor, drowned himself. For certain, madam, his ghost and the young prince's are now met in the chamber below — for heaven's sake let us fly to your mother's apartment !" "I charge you not to stir," said Matilda. "If they are spirits in pain, we may ease their sufferings by questioning them. They can mean no hurt to us, for we have not injured them — and if they should, shall we be more safe in one chamber than in an- other ? Reach me my beads ; we will say a prayer, and then speak to them." "Oh ! dear lady, I would not speak to a ghost for the world," cried Bianca. As she said these words, they heard the casement of the little chamber below Matilda's open. They listened attentively, and in a few minutes thought they heard a person sing, but could not distinguish the words. "This can be no evil spirit," said the princess, in a low voice : "it is undoubtedly one of the family — open the window, and we shall know the voice." 5o8 HORACE WALPOLE "I dare not, indeed, madam," said Bianca. "Thou art a very fool," said Matilda, opening the window gently herself. The noise the princess made was, however, heard by the person beneath, who stopped, and they concluded had heard the case- ment open. "Is any body below ? " said the princess : "if there is, speak." "Yes," said an unknown voice. "Who is it?" said Matilda. "A stranger," replied the voice. "What stranger?" said she, — "and how didst thou come there, at this unusual hour, when all the gates of the castle are locked?" "I am not here willingly," answered the voice "but pardon me, lady, if I have disturbed your rest ; I knew not that I was overheard. Sleep had forsaken me. I left a restless couch, and came to waste the irksome hours "with gazing on the fair approach of morning, impatient to be dismissed from this castle." "Thy words and accents," said Matilda, "are of a melancholy cast : if thou art unhappy, I pity thee. If poverty afflicts thee, let me know it ; I will mention thee to the princess, whose be- neficent soul ever melts for the distressed : and she will relieve thee." "I am indeed unhappy," said the stranger, "and I know not what wealth is : but I do not complain of the lot which Heaven has cast for me ; I am young and healthy, and am not ashamed of owing my support to myself — yet think me not proud, or that I disdain your generous offers. I will remember you in my orisons, and will pray for blessings on your gracious self, and your noble mistress ^ if I sigh, lady, it is for others, not for myself." "Now I have it, madam," said Bianca, whispering the princess. "This is certainly the young peasant : and by my conscience he is in love. Well ! this is a charming adventure ! — do, madam, let us sift him. He does not know you, but takes you for one of my lady HippoUta's women." "Art thou not ashamed, Bianca?" said the princess. "What right have we to pry into the secrets of this young man's heart ? he seems virtuous and frank, and tells us he is unhappy : are THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO 509 those circumstances that authorize us to make a property of him ; how are we entitled to his confidence !" "Lord ! madam, how Httle you know of love !" replied Bianca : "why, lovers have no pleasure equal to talking of their mistress." "And would you have me become a peasant's confidant?" said the princess. "Well, then, let me talk to him," said Bianca : " though I have the honour of being your highness's maid of honour, I was not always so great : besides, if love levels ranks, it raises them too. I have a respect for any young man in love." "Peace! simpleton," said the princess ; "though he said he was unhappy, it does not follow that he must be in love. Think of all that has happened to-day, and tell me if there are no mis- fortunes but what love causes. Stranger," resumed the princess, "if thy misfortunes have not been occasioned by thy own fault, and are within the compass of the Princess Hippolita's power to redress, I will take upon me to answer that she will be thy pro- tectress. When thou art dismissed from this castle, repair to holy father Jerome, at the convent adjoining to the church of St. Nicholas, and make thy story known to him, as far as thou thinkest meet : he will not fail to inform the princess, who is the mother of all that want her assistance. Farewell ! it is not seemly for me to hold farther converse with a man at this unwonted hour." "May the saints guard thee, gracious lady!" replied the peasant; "but oh! if a poor and worthless stranger might presume to beg a minute's audience farther — • am I so happy ? — the casement is not shut — might I venture to ask." — • "Speak quickly," said Matilda; "the morning draws apace: should the labourers come into the fields and perceive us — What wouldst thou ask ?" "I know not how, I know not if I dare — " said the young stranger, faltering "yet the humanity with which you have spoken to me emboldens — Lady ! dare I trust you ?" "Heavens !" said Matilda, "what dost thou mean ; with what wouldst thou trust me ? — speak boldly, if thy secret is fit to be intrusted to a virtuous breast." "I would ask," said the peasant, recollecting himself, "whether 5IO HORACE WALPOLE what I kave heard from the domestics is true, that the princess is missing from the castle?" "What imports it to thee to know ? " replied Matilda. "Thy first words bespoke a prudent and becoming gravity. Dost thou come hither to pry into the secrets of Manfred ? Adieu ! I have been mistaken in thee." Saying these words, she shut the casement hastily, without giving the young man time to reply. "I had acted more wisely," said the princess to Bianca, with some sharpness, "if I had let thee converse with this peasant; his inquisitiveness seems of a piece with thy own." "It is not fit for me to argue with your highness," replied Bianca, "but perhaps the questions I should have put to him would have been more to the purpose than those you have been pleased to ask him !" "Oh ! no doubt," said Matilda, "you are a very discreet per-| sonage ! may I know what you would have asked him ?" "A bystander often sees more of the game than those that play," answered Bianca. "Does your highness think, madam, that his question about my Lady Isabella was the result of mere curiosity ? No, no, madam ; there is more in it than you great folks are aware of. Lopez told me that all the servants believe this young fellow contrived my Lady Isabella's escape. Now, pray, madam, observe — you and I both know that my Lady Isabella never much fancied the prince your brother — Well ! he is killed just in the critical minute — I accuse nobody. A helmet falls from the moon — so my lord, your father says ; but Lopez and all the servants say that this young spark is a magician, and stole it from Alfonso's tomb — " "Have done with this rhapsody of impertinence !" said Matilda. "Nay, madam, as you please," cried Bianca; "yet it is very particular, though, that my Lady Isabella should be missing the very same day, and that this young sorcerer should be found at the mouth of the trap-door — I accuse nobody — but if my young lord came honestly by his death — " "Dare not, on thy duty," said Matilda, " to breathe a suspicion on the purity of my dear Isabella's fame." "Purity, or not purity," said Bianca, "gone she is — a stranger THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO 511 is found that nobody knows : you question him, yourself ; he tells you he is in love, or unhappy, it is the same thing ; nay, he owned he was unhappy, about others ; and is anybody unhappy about another, unless they are in love with them ? — and at the very next word he asks, innocently, poor soul ! if my Lady Isabella is missing." "To be sure," said Matilda, "thy observations are not totally without foundation — Isabella's flight amazes me : the curiosity of this stranger is very particular — yet Isabella never concealed a thought from me." "So she told you," said Bianca, "to fish out your secrets — but who knows, madam, but this stranger may be some prince in disguise ? do, madam, let me open the window, and ask him a few questions." "No," replied Matilda, "I will ask him myself, if he knows aught of Isabella : he is not worthy that I should converse farther with him." She was going to open the casement, when they heard the bell ring at the postern gate of the castle, which was on the right hand of the tower where Matilda lay. This prevented the prin- cess from renewing the conversation with the stranger. After continuing silent for some time, "I am persuaded," said she to Bianca, " that whatever be the cause of Isabella's flight, it had no unworthy motive. If this stranger was accessory to it, she must be satisfied of his fidelity and worth. I observed, did not you, Bianca ? that his words were tinctured with an uncom- mon infusion of piety. It was no ruffian's speech : his phrases were becoming a man of gentle birth." "I told you, madam," said Bianca, "that I was sure he was some prince in disguise." "Yet," said Matilda, "if he was privy to her escape, how will you account for his not accompanying her in her flight ? — why expose himself, unnecessarily and rashly, to my father's resent- ment?" "As for that, madam," replied she, "if he could get from under the helmet, he will find ways of eluding your father's anger. I do not doubt but he has some talisman or other about him." "You resolve everything into magic," said Matilda; "but a 512 HORACE WALPOLE man who has any intercourse with infernal spirits does not dare to make use of those tremendous and holy words which he uttered. Didst thou not observe with what fervour he vowed to remember me to Heaven in his prayers ? — yes ; Isabella was undoubtedly convinced of his piety." "Commend me to the piety of a young fellow and a damsel that consult to elope!" said Bianca. "No, no, madam: my Lady Isabella is of another guess mould than that you take her for. She used indeed to sigh and lift up her eyes in your company, because she knows you are a saint — but when your back was turned " "You wrong her," said Matilda; "Isabella is no hypocrite: she has a due sense of devotion, but never affected a call she has not. On the contrary, she always combated my inclination for the cloister ; and though I own the mystery she has made to me of her flight confounds me, though it seems inconsistent with the friendship between us, I cannot forget the disinterested warmth with which she always opposed my taking the veil : she wishes to see me married, though my dower would have been a loss to her and my brother's children. For her sake, I will believe well of this young peasant." "Then you do think there is some liking between them," said Bianca. While she was speaking, a servant came hastily into the cham- ber, and told the princess that the Lady Isabella was found. "Where?" said Matilda. "She has taken sanctuary in St. Nicholas's church," replied the servant: "father Jerome has brought the news himself: he is below with his highness." "Where is my mother?" said Matilda. "She is in her own chamber, madam, and has asked for you." Manfred had risen at the first dawn of light, and gone to HippoUta's apartment, to inquire if she knew aught of Isabella. While he was questioning her, word was brought that Jerome demanded to speak with him. Manfred, Httle suspecting the cause of the friar's arrival, and knowing he was employed by Hippolita in her charities, ordered him to be admitted, intending to leave them together, while he pursued his search after Isabella. THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO 513 "Is your business with me or the princess?" said Manfred. "With both," replied the holy man. "The Lady Isabella " "What of her?" interrupted Manfred, eagerly — "Is at St. Nicholas's altar," replied Jerome. "That is no business of Hippolita," said Manfred, with con- fusion. "Let us retire to my chamber, father; and inform me how she came thither." "No, my lord," replied the good man, with an air of firmness and authority that daunted even the resolute Manfred, who could not help revering the saint-like virtues of Jerome: "my commission is to both : and, with your highness's good liking, in the presence of both I shall deliver it — but first, my lord, I must interrogate the princess, whether she is acquainted with the cause of the Lady Isabella's retirement from your castle !" "No, on my soul," said Hippolita; "does Isabella charge me with being privy to it ?" "Father," interrupted Manfred, "I pay due reverence to your holy profession ; but I am sovereign here, and will allow no meddling priests to interfere in the affairs of my domestic. If you have aught to say, attend me to my chamber — I do not use to let my wife be acquainted with the secret affairs of my state : they are not within a woman's province." "My lord," said the holy man, "I am no intruder into the secrets of families. My office is to promote peace, to heal divi- sions, to preach repentance, and teach mankind to curb their headstrong passions. I forgive your highness's uncharitable apostrophe : I know my duty, and am the minister of a mightier prince than Manfred. Hearken to him who speaks through my organs." Manfred trembled with rage and shame. HippoUta's coun- tenance declared her astonishment and impatience to know where this would end ; her silence more strongly spoke her ob- servance of Manfred. "The Lady Isabella," resumed Jerome, "commends herself to both your highnesses ; she thanks both for the kindness with which she has been treated in your castle : she deplores the loss of your son, and her own misfortunes in not becoming the daughter of such wise and noble princes, whom she shall always respect as 514 HORACE WALPOLE parents ; she prays for uninterrupted union and felicity between you (Manfred's colour changed) : but as it is no longer possible for her to be allied to you, she entreats your consent to remain in sanctuary, till she can learn news of her father, or, by the certainty of his death, be at liberty, with the approbation of her guardians, to dispose of herself in suitable marriage." ''I shall give no such consent," said the prince, "but insist on her return to the castle without delay : I am answerable for her person to her guardians, and will not brook her being in any hands but my own." "Your highness will recollect whether that can any longer be proper," replied the friar. "I want no monitor," cried Manfred, colouring; "Isabella's conduct leaves room for strange suspicions — and that young villain, who was at least the accomplice of her flight, if not the cause of it " "The cause!" interrupted Jerome, "was a young man the cause ?" "This is not to be borne !" cried Manfred. "Am I to be bearded in my own palace by an insolent monk ? Thou art privy, I guess, to their amours." "I would pray to Heaven to clear up your uncharitable sur- mises," said Jerome, "if your highness were not satisfied in your conscience how unjustly you accuse me. I do pray to Heaven to pardon that uncharitableness : and I implore your highness to leave the princess at peace in that holy place, where she is not likely to be disturbed by such vain and worldly phantasies as discourses of love from any man." " Cant not to me," said Manfred, " but return, and bring the princess to her duty." "It is my duty to prevent her return hither," said Jerome. "She is where orphans and virgins are safest from the snares and wiles of this world ; and nothing but a parent's authority shall take her thence." "I am her parent," cried Manfred, "and demand her." "She wished to have you for a parent," said the friar : "but Heaven, that forbad that connexion, has for ever dissolved all ties betwixt you : and I announce to your highness " THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO 515 "Stop! audacious man," said Manfred, "and dread my displeasure." "Holy father," said Hippolita, "it is your office to be no respecter of persons : you must speak as your duty prescribes. But it is my duty to hear nothing that it pleases not my lord I should hear. Attend the prince to his chamber. I will retire to my oratory, and pray to the blessed virgin to inspire you with her holy counsels, and to restore the heart of my gracious lord to its wonted peace and gentleness." "Excellent woman !" said the friar — "My lord, I attend your pleasure." Manfred, accompanied by the friar, passed to his own apart- ment, where, shutting the door, "I perceive, father," said he, "that Isabella has acquainted you with my purpose. Now hear my resolve, and obey. Reasons of state, most urgent reasons, my own and the safety of my people, demand that I should have a son. It is in vain to expect an heir from Hippolita. I have made choice of Isabella. You must bring her back : and you must do more. I know the influence you have with Hippolita : her conscience is in your hands. She is, I allow, a faultless woman : her soul is set on heaven, and scorns the little grandeur of this world : you can withdraw her from it entirely. Per- suade her to consent to the dissolution of our marriage, and to retire into a monastery : she shall endow one if she will ; and she shall have the means of being as liberal to your order, as she or you can wish. Thus you will divert the calamities that are hanging over our heads, and have the merit of saving the prin- cipality of Otranto from destruction. You are a prudent man, and though the warmth of my temper betrayed me into some unbecoming expressions, I honour your virtue, and wish to be indebted to you for the repose of my life and the preservation of my family." "The will of Heaven be done !" said the friar ; "I am but its worthless instrument. It makes use of my tongue to tell thee, prince, of thy unwarrantable designs. The injuries of the vir- tuous Hippolita have mounted to the throne of pity. By me thou art reprimanded for thy adulterous intention of repudiating her : by me thou art warned not to pursue an incestuous design 5i6 HORACE WALPOLE on thy contracted daughter. Heaven, that delivered her from thy fury, when the judgments so recently fallen on thy house ought to have inspired thee with other thoughts, will continue to watch over her. Even I, a poor and despised friar, am able to protect her from thy violence, — I, sinner as I am, and un- charitably reviled by your highness as an accomphce of I know not what amours, scorn the allurements with which it has pleased thee to tempt mine honesty. I love my order ; I honour devout souls : I respect the piety of thy princess — but I will not betray the confidence she reposes in me, nor serve even the cause of religion by foul and sinful compliances. But, forsooth ! the welfare of the state depends upon your highness having a son ! Heaven mocks the short-sighted views of man. But yester-morn, whose house was so great, so flourishing as Manfred's ? — where is young Conrad now ? My lord, I respect your tears — but I mean not to check them — - let them flow, prince ! they will weigh more with Heaven, towards the welfare of thy subjects, than a marriage which, founded on lust or policy, could never prosper. The sceptre, which passed from the race of Alfonso to thine, cannot be preserved by a match which the church will never allow. If it is the will of the most High that Manfred's name must perish ; resign yourself, my lord, to its decrees, and thus deserve a crown that can never pass away. Come, my lord ; I like this sorrow — let us return to the princess : she is not apprised of your cruel intentions : nor' did I mean more than to alarm you. You saw with what gentle patience, with what efforts of love, she heard — she rejected hearing the extent of your guilt. I know she longs to fold you in her arms and assure you of her unalterable affection." "Father," said the prince, "you mistake my compunction: true, I honour Hippolita's virtues ; I think her a saint ; and wish it were for my soul's health, to tie faster the knot that has united us ; but, alas ! father, you know not the bitterest pangs ! It is some time that I have had scruples on the legality of our union ; Hippolita is related to me in the fourth degree. — It is true, we had a dispensation : but I have been informed that she had also been contracted to another. This it is that sits heavy at my heart : to this state of unlawful wedlock, I impute the visitation THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO 517 that has fallen on me in the death of Conrad ! Ease my con- science of this burthen : dissolve our marriage, and accomplish the work of godliness, which your divine exhortations have commenced in my soul." How cutting was the anguish which the good man felt when he perceived this turn in the wily prince ! He trembled for Hip- polita, whose ruin he saw was determined : and he feared, if Manfred had no hope of recovering Isabella, that his impatience for a son would direct him to some other object, who might not be equally proof against the temptation of Manfred's rank. For some time the holy man remained absorbed in thought. At length, conceiving some hopes from delay, he thought the wisest conduct would be to prevent the prince from despairing of re- covering Isabella. Her, the friar knew he could dispose, from her affection to Hippolita, and from the aversion she had expressed to him for Manfred's addresses, to second his views, till the cen- sures of the church could be fulminated against a divorce. With this intention, as if struck with the prince's scruples, he at length said, "My lord, I have been pondering on what your highness has said ; and if in truth it is delicacy of conscience that is the real motive of your repugnance to your virtuous lady, far be it from me to endeavour to harden your heart. The church is an indulgent mother : unfold your griefs to her : she alone can administer comfort to your soul, either by satisfying your con- science, or, upon examination of your scruples, by setting you at liberty, and indulging you in the lawful means of continuing your lineage. In the latter case, if the Lady Isabella can be brought to consent — — " Manfred, who concluded that he had either overreached the good man, or that his first warmth had been but a tribute paid to appearance, was overjoyed at his sudden turn, and repeated the most magnificent promises, if he should succeed by the friar'.s mediation. The well-meaning priest suffered him to deceive himself, fully determined to traverse his views, instead of seconding them. "Since we now understand one another," resumed the prince, "I expect, father, that you satisfy me in one point. Who is the youth that I found in the vault? He must have been 5i8 HORACE WALPOLE privy to Isabella's flight : tell me truly : is he her lover ? or is he an agent for another's passion ? I have often suspected Isabella's indifference to my son : a thousand circumstances crowd on my mind, that confirm that suspicion. She herself was so conscious of it, that, while I discoursed with her in the gallery, she outran my suspicions, and endeavoured to justify herself from coolness to Conrad." The friar, who knew nothing of the youth, but what he had learned occasionally from the princess, ignorant what was become of him, and not sufficiently reflecting on the impetuosity of Manfred's temper, conceived that it might not be amiss to sow the seeds of jealousy in his mind ; they might be turned to some use hereafter, either by prejudicing the prince against Isabella, if he persisted in that union ; or, by diverting his atten- tion to a wrong scent, and employing his thoughts on a vision- ary intrigue, prevent his engaging in any new pursuit. With this unhappy policy he answered in a manner to confirm Man- fred in the behef of some connexion between Isabella and the youth. The prince, whose passions wanted little fuel to throw them into a blaze, fell into a rage at the idea of what the friar sug- gested. "I will fathom to the bottom of this intrigue," cried he, and quitting Jerome abruptly, with a command to remain there till his return, he hastened to the great hall of the castle, and ordered the peasant to be brought before him. "Thou hardened young impostor," said the prince, as soon as he saw the youth; "what becomes of thy boasted veracity now ? It was Providence, was it, and the light of the moon, that discovered the lock of the trap-door to thee ? Tell me, audacious boy, who thou art, and how long thou hast been acquainted with the princess — and take care to answer with less equivocation than thou didst last night, or tortures shall wring the truth from thee." The young man, perceiving that his share in the flight of the princess was discovered, and concluding that anything he should say could no longer be of service or detriment to her, replied, "I am no impostor, my lord, nor have I deserved opprobrious language. I answered to every question your highness put to THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO 519 me last night, with the same veracity that I shall speak now : and that will not be from fear of your tortures, but because my soul abhors a falsehood. Please to repeat your questions, my lord ; I am ready to give you all the satisfaction in my power." "You know my questions," replied the prince, "and only want time to prepare an evasion. Speak directly : who art thou? and how long hast thou been known to the princess?" "I am a labourer at the next village," said the peasant; "my name is Theodore. The princess found me in the vault last night : before that hour I never was in her presence." "I may believe as much or as little as I please of this," said Manfred ; "but I will hear thy own story, before I examine into the truth of it. Tell me, what reason did the princess give thee for making her escape? thy life depends on thy answer." "She told me," replied Theodore, "that she was on the brink of destruction, and that, if she could not escape from the castle, she was in danger, in a few moments, of being made miserable for ever." "And on this slight foundation, on a silly girl's report," said Manfred, "thou didst hazard my displeasure?" "I fear no man's displeasure," said Theodore, "when a woman in distress puts herself under my protection." During this examination, Matilda was going to the apartment of Hippolita. At the upper end of the hall, where Manfred sat was a boarded gallery, with latticed windows, through which Matilda and Bianca were to pass. Hearing her father's voice, and seeing the servants assembled around him, she stopped to learn the occasion. The prisoner soon drew her attention : the steady and composed manner in which he answered, and the gallantry of his last reply, which were the first words she heard distinctly, interested her in his favour. His person was noble, handsome, and commanding, even in that situation : but his countenance soon engrossed her whole care. "Heavens ! Bianca," said the princess, softly, "do I dream? or is not that youth the exact rememblance of Alfonso's picture in the gallery?" She could say no more, for her father's voice grew louder at every word. "This bravado," said he, "surpasses all thy former insolence. 520 HORACE WALPOLE Thou shalt experience the wrath with which thou darest to trifle. Seize him," continued Manfred, "and bind him — the first news the princess hears of her champion shall be that he has lost his head for her sake !" "The injustice of which thou art guilty towards me," said Theodore, "convinces me that I have done a good deed in deliver- ing the princess from thy tyranny. May she be happy, what- ever becomes of me!" "This is a lover!" cried Manfred, in a rage; "a peasant within sight of death is not animated by such sentiments. Tell me, tell me, rash boy, who thou art, or the rack shall force the secret from thee." "Thou hast threatened me with death already," said the youth, "for the truth I have told thee: if that is all the en- couragement I am to expect for sincerity, I am not tempted to indulge thy vain curiosity farther." "Then thou wilt not speak?" said Manfred. "I will not," replied he. "Bear him away into the court yard," said Manfred ; "I will see his head this instant severed from his body." Matilda fainted at hearing those words. Bianca shrieked, and cried, "Help ! help ! the princess is dead !" Manfred started at this ejaculation, and demanded what was the matter ! — the young peasant, who heard it too, was struck with horror, and asked eagerly the same question ; but Manfred ordered him to be hurried into the court, and kept there for execution, till he had informed himself of Bianca's shrieks. When he learned the meaning, he treated it as a womanish panic, and ordering Matilda to be carried to her apartment, he rushed into the court, and calling for one of his guards, bade Theodore kneel down and prepare to receive the fatal blow. The undaunted youth received the bitter sentence with a resignation that touched every heart but Manfred's. He wished earnestly to know the meaning of the words he had heard relating to the princess ; but fearing to exasperate the tyrant more against her, he desisted. The only boon he deigned to ask, was, that he might be permitted to have a confessor, and make his peace with Heaven. THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO 521 Manfred, who hoped, by the confessor's means, to come at the youth's history, readily granted his request ; and being convinced that father Jerome was now in his interest, he ordered him to be called, to shrieve the prisoner. The holy man, who had little foreseen the catastrophe that his imprudence occa- sioned, fell on his knees to the prince, and abjured him, in the most solemn manner, not to shed innocent blood. He accused himself in the bitterest terms for his indiscretion, endeavoured to exculpate the youth, and left no method untried to soften the tyrant's rage. Manfred, more incensed than appeased by Jerome's intercession, whose retraction now made him suspect he had been imposed upon by both, commanded the friar to do his duty, telling him he would not allow the prisoner many minutes for confession. "Nor do I ask many, my lord," said the unhappy young man; "my sins, thank heaven, have not been numerous; nor exceed, what might be expected at my years. Dry your tears, good father, and let us dispatch : this is a bad world, nor have I cause to leave it with regret." "Oh! wretched youth!" said Jerome; "how canst thou bear the sight of me with patience ? I am thy murderer ! — it is I have brought this dismal hour upon thee ! " "I forgive thee from my soul," said the youth, "as I hope Heaven will pardon me. Hear my confession, father, and give me thy blessing." "How can I prepare thee for thy passage as I ought," said Jerome. "Thou canst not be saved without pardoning thy foes — and canst thou forgive that impious man there?" "I can," said Theodore; "I do." "And does not this touch thee ! cruel prince ?" said the friar. "I sent for thee to confess him," said Manfred, sternly, "not to plead for him. Thou didst first incense me against him — his blood be upon thy head !" "It will ! it will !" said the good man, in an agony of sorrow. "Thou and I must never hope to go where this blessed youth is going ! " "Dispatch!" said Manfred: "I am no more to be moved by the whining of priests than by the shrieks of women." 52 2 HORACE WALPOLE "What!" said the youth, "is it possible that my fate could have occasioned what I heard ! is the princess then again in thy power?" "Thou dost but remember me of my wrath," said Manfred: "prepare thee, for this moment is thy last." The youth, who felt his indignation rise, and who was touched with the sorrow which he saw he had infused into all the spec- tators, as well as into the friar, suppressed his emotions, and putting off his doublet, and unbuttoning his collar, knelt down to his prayers. As he stooped, his shirt slipped down below his shoulder, and discovered the mark of a bloody arrow. "Gracious heaven!" cried the holy man, starting, "what do I see ! It is my child ! my Theodore !" The passions that ensued must be conceived ; they cannot be painted. The tears of the assistants were suspended by wonder rather than stopped with joy. They seemed to inquire in the eyes of their lord what they ought to feel. Surprise, doubt, tenderness, respect, succeeded each other in the countenance of the youth. He received, with modest submission, the effusion of the old man's tears and embraces ; yet afraid of giving a loose to hope, and suspecting from what had passed, the infiexibihty of Manfred's temper, he cast a glance towards the prince, as if to say, Canst thou be unmoved at such a scene as this ? Manfred's heart was capable of being touched. He forgot his anger in his astonishment ; yet his pride forbade his owning himself affected. He even doubted whether this discovery was not a contrivance of the friar to save the youth. "What may this mean ?" said he : "how can he be thy son ? Is it consistent with thy profession or reputed sanctity to avow a peasant's offspring for the fruit of thy irregular amours!" "Oh, God!" said the holy man, "dost thou question his being mine ? could I feel the anguish I do, if I were not his father ? Spare him ! good prince, spare him ! and revile me as thou pleasest." "Spare him! spare him!" cried the attendants, "for this good man's sake !" "Peace ! " said Manfred, sternly ; " I must know more, ere I am disposed to pardon. — A saint's bastard may be no saint himself." THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO 523 "Injurious lord !" said Theodore, "add not insult to cruelty. If I am this venerable man's son, though no prince as thou art, know the blood that flows in my veins — " "Yes," said the friar, interrupting him, "his blood is noble, nor is he that abject thing, my lord, you speak him. He is my lawful son : and Sicily can boast of few houses more ancient than that of Falconara — but alas ! my lord, what is blood ! what is nobility ! We are all reptiles, miserable, sinful creatures. It is piety alone that can distinguish us from the dust whence we sprung, and whither we must return." "Truce to your sermon," said Manfred; "you forget you are no longer friar Jerome, but the Count of Falconara. Let me know your history ; you will have time to moralise hereafter, if you should not happen to obtain the grace of that sturdy criminal there." "Mother of God !" said the friar, "is it possible my lord can refuse a father the life of his only, his long-lost child ! Trample me, my lord, scorn, afilict me, accept my life for his, but spare my son "Thou canst feel, then," said Manfred, "what it is to lose an only son ? — A little hour ago, thou didst preach up resignation to me : my house, if Fate so please, must perish — but the Count of Falconara " "Alas! my lord," said Jerome, "I confess I have offended; but aggravate not an old man's sufferings : I boast not of my family, nor think of such vanities — it is nature that pleads for this boy ; it is the memory of the dear woman that bore him — -is she, Theodore, is she dead?" "Her soul has long been with the blessed," said Theodore. "Oh ! how !" cried Jerome, "tell me — no — she is happy ! thou art all my care now ! Most dread lord ! will you — will you grant me my poor boy's life? " "Return to thy convent," answered Manfred; "conduct the princess hither; obey me in what else thou knowest, and I promise thee the life of thy son." "Oh ! my lord," said Jerome, "is my honesty the price I must pay for this dear youth's safety?" "For me !" cried Theodore; "let me die a thousand deaths, 524 HORACE WALPOLE rather than stain thy conscience. What is it the tyrant would exact of thee ? Is the princess still safe from his power ? pro- tect her, thou venerable old man : and let all the weight of his wrath fall on me." Jerome endeavoured to check the impetuosity of the youth ; and ere Manfred could reply, the trampling of horses was heard, and a brazen trumpet, which hung without the gate of the castle, was suddenly sounded. At the same instant the sable plumes on the enchanted helmet, which still remained at the other end of the court, were tempestuously agitated, and nodded thrice, as if bowed by some invisible wearer. CHAPTER III Manfred's heart misgave him when he beheld the plumage on the miraculous casque shaken in concert with the sounding of the brazen trumpet. "Father !" said he to Jerome, whom he now ceased to treat as Count of Falconara, "what mean these portents ? If I have offended — " The plumes were shaken with greater violence than before. "Unhappy prince that I am !" cried Manfred — "Holy father ! will you not assist me with your prayers?" "My lord," replied Jerome, "Heaven is no doubt displeased with your mockery of its servants. Submit yourself to the church : and cease to persecute her ministers. Dismiss this innocent youth ; and learn to respect the holy character I wear ; Heaven will not be trifled with : you see " — the trumpet sounded again. "I acknowledge I have been too hasty," said Manfred. "Father, do you go to the wicket, and demand who is at the gate." "Do you grant me the life of Theodore?" replied the friar. "I do," said Manfred; "but inquire who is without !" Jerome, falling on the neck of his son, discharged a flood of tears, that spoke the fulness of his soul. "You promised to go to the gate," said Manfred. "I thought," replied the friar, "your highness would excuse my thanking you first in this tribute of my heart." THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO 525 *'Go, dearest sir," said Theodore, ''obey the prince : I do not deserve that you should delay his satisfaction for me." Jerome inquiring who was without, was answered, "A herald." "From whom?" said he. "From the Knight of the Gigantic Sabre," said the herald; "and I must speak with the usurper of Otranto." Jerome returned to the prince, and did not fail to repeat the message in the very words it had been uttered. The first sounds struck Manfred with terror ; but when he heard himself styled usurper, his rage rekindled, and all his courage revived. "Usurper ! — insolent villain !" cried he, "who dares to ques- tion my title ? Retire, father : this is no business for monks. I will meet this presumptuous man myself. Go to your con- vent, and prepare the princess's return : your son shall be a hos- tage for your fidelity; his life depends upon your obedience." "Good heaven ! my lord," cried Jerome, "your highness did but this instant freely pardon my child, — have you so soon forgot the interposition of Heaven?" "Heaven," replied Manfred, "does not send heralds to ques- tion the title of a lawful prince ; — I doubt whether it even notifies its will through friars ; — but that is your affair — not mine. At present you know my pleasure, and it is not a saucy herald that shall save your son, if you do not return with the princess." It was in vain for the holy man to reply. Manfred com- manded him to be conducted to the postern gate, and shut out from the castle : and he ordered some of his attendants to carry Theodore to the top of the Black Tower, and guard him strictly; scarce permitting the father and son to exchange a hasty embrace at parting. He then withdrew to the hall, and, seating himself in princely state, ordered the herald to be admitted to his presence. "Well ! thou insolent," said the prince; "what wouldst thou with me?" "I come," replied he, "to thee, Manfred, usurper of the prin- cipality of Otranto, from the renowned and invincible knight, the Knight of the Gigantic Sabre: in the name of his lord, Frederick Marquis of Vicenza, he demands the Lady Isabella, 526 HORACE WALPOLE daughter of that prince, whom thou hast basely and traitorously got into thy power, by bribing her false guardians during his absence ; and he requires thee to resign the principality of Otranto, which thou hast usurped from the said lord Frederick, the nearest of blood to the last rightful lord Alfonso the Good. If thou dost not instantly comply with these just demands, he defies thee to single combat to the last extremity." And so saying, the herald cast down his warder. "And where is this braggart who sends thee?" said Manfred. "At the distance of a league," said the herald: "he comes to make good his lord's claim against thee, as he is a true knight, and thou an usurper and a ravisher." Injurious as this challenge was, Manfred reflected that it was not his interest to provoke the Marquis. He knew how well-founded the claim of Frederick was ; nor was this the first time he had heard of it. Frederick's ancestors had assumed the style of Princes of Otranto, from the death of Alfonso the Good without issue : but Manfred, his father, and grandfather, had been too powerful for the house of Vicenza to dispossess them. Frederick, a martial and amorous young prince, married a beautiful young lady, of whom he was enamoured, and who had died in child-bed of Isabella. Her death affected him so much that he had taken the cross, and gone to the Holy Land, where he was wounded in an engagement against the infidels, made prisoner, and reported to be dead. When the news reached Manfred's ears, he bribed the guardians of the Lady Isabella to deliver her up to him as a bride for his son Conrad ; by which alliance he had proposed to unite the claims of the two houses. This motive, on Conrad's death, had cooperated to make him so suddenly resolve on espousing her himself, and the same re- flection determined him now to endeavour at obtaining the consent of Frederick to his marriage. A like policy inspired him with the thought of inviting Frederick's champion into his castle, lest he should be informed of Isabella's flight, which he strictly enjoined his domestics not to disclose to any of the knight's retinue. "Herald," said Manfred, as soon as he had digested these reflections, "return to thy master, and tell him, ere we Uqui- THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO 527 date our differences by the sword, Manfred would hold some converse with him. Bid him welcome to my castle, where, by my faith, as I am a true knight, he shall have courteous recep- tion, and full security for himself and followers. If we cannot adjust our quarrel by amicable means, I swear he shall depart in safety, and shall have full satisfaction, according to the laws of arms, so help me God, and his holy Trinity !" The herald made three obeisances, and retired. During this interview, Jerome's mind was agitated by a thou- sand contrary passions. He trembled for the life of his son, and his first thought was to persuade Isabella to return to the castle. Yet he was scarce less alarmed at the thought of her union with Manfred. He dreaded Hippolita's unbounded sub- mission to the will of her lord ; and though he did not doubt but that he could alarm her piety not to consent to a divorce, if he could get access to her; yet, should Manfred discover that the obstruction came from him, it might be equally fatal to Theodore. He was impatient to know whence came the herald, who with so little management had questioned the title of Manfred ; yet he did not dare absent himself from the con- vent, lest Isabella should leave it, and her flight be imputed to him. He returned disconsolately to the monastery, uncertain on what conduct to resolve. A monk, who met him in the porch, and observed his melancholy air, said, "Alas ! brother, is it then true, that we have lost our excellent princess, Hippolita?" The holy man started, and cried, "What meanest thou, brother? I came this instant from the castle, and left her in perfect health." "Martelli," replied the other friar, "passed by the convent but a quarter of an hour ago, on his way from the castle, and reported that her highness was dead. All our brethren are gone to the chapel, to pray for her happy transit to a better life, and willed me to wait thy arrival. They know thy holy attachment to that good lady, and are anxious for the affliction it will cause in thee — indeed, we have all reason to weep ; she was a mother to our house. But this life is but a pilgrimage ; we must not murmur ; we shall all follow her ! — may our end be like hers." "Good brother, thou dreamest," said Jerome; "I tell thee 528 HORACE WALPOLE I come from the castle, and left the princess well. Where is the Lady Isabella?" ''Poor gentlewoman !" replied the friar; "I told her the sad news, and offered her spiritual comfort : I reminded her of the transitory condition of mortality, and advised her to take the veil : I quoted the example of the holy princess Sanchia of Arragon." "Thy zeal was laudable," said Jerome, impatiently; "but at present it is unnecessary : Hippolita is well — at least, I trust in the Lord she is ; I heard nothing to the contrary ; — yet me- thinks the prince's earnestness — " "Well, brother, but where is the Lady Isabella?" "I know not," said the friar; "she wept much, and said she would retire to her chamber." Jerome left his comrade abruptly, and hastened to the prin- cess ; but she was not in her chamber. He inquired of the domestics of the convent, but could learn no news of her. He searched in vain throughout the monastery and the church, and despatched messengers round the neighbourhood, to get intelligence if she had been seen ; but to no purpose. Nothing could equal the good man's perplexity. He judged that Isabella, suspecting Manfred of having precipitated his wife's death, had taken the alarm, and withdrawn herself to some more secret place of concealment. This new flight would probably carry the prince's fury to the height. The report of Hippolita's death, thought it seemed almost incredible, increased his consternation ; and though Isabella's escape bespoke her aversion of Manfred for a husband, Jerome could feel no comfort from if, while it endangered the life of his son. He determined to return to the castle, and made several of his brethren accompany him to attest his innocence to Manfred, and, if necessary, join their interces- sion with his, for Theodore. The prince, in the mean time, had passed into the court, and ordered the gates of the castle to be flung open for the reception of the stranger knight and his train. In a few minutes the cavalcade arrived. First came two harbingers, with wands ; next a herald, followed by two pages and two trumpets ; then a hundred foot-guards : these were attended by as many horse ; THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO 529 after them fifty footmen, clothed in scarlet and black, the colours of the knight ; then a led horse ; two heralds on each side of a gentleman on horseback, bearing a banner with the arms of Vicenza and Otranto quarterly — a circumstance that much offended Manfred ; but he stifled his resentment. Two more pages ; the knight's confessor telling his beads ; fifty more foot- men, clad as before ; two knights habited in complete armour, their beavers down, comrades to the principal knight ; the esquires of the two knights, carrying their shields and devices ; the knight's own esquire ; a hundred gentlemen, bearing an enor- mous sword, and seeming to faint under the weight of it ; the knight himself on a chestnut steed, in complete armour, his lance in the rest, his face entirely concealed by his vizor, which was surmounted by a large plume of scarlet and black feathers ; fifty foot-guards with drums and trumpets closed the proces- sion, which wheeled off to the right and left, to make room for the principal knight. As soon as he approached the gate, he stopped, and the herald advancing, read again the words of the challenge. Man- fred's eyes were fixed on the gigantic sword, and he scarce seemed to attend to the cartel : but his attention was soon diverted by a tempest of wind that rose behind him. He turned and beheld the plumes of the enchanted helmet agitated in the same extraor- dinary manner as before. It required intrepidity like Man- fred's not to sink under a concurrence of circumstances that seemed to announce his fate. Yet, scorning in the presence of strangers to betray the courage he had always manifested, he said boldly, " Sir Knight, whoever thou art, I bid thee welcome. If thou art of mortal mould, thy valour shall meet its equal, and if thou art a true knight, thou will scorn to employ sorcery to carry thy point. Be these omens from heaven or hell, Man- fred trusts to the righteousness of his cause, and to the aid of St. Nicholas, who has ever protected his house. Alight, Sir Knight, and repose thyself. To-morrow thou shalt have a fair field ; and Heaven befriend the juster side." The knight made no reply ; but, dismounting, was conducted by Manfred to the great hall of the castle. As they traversed the court, the knight stopped to gaze on the miraculous casque : 530 HORACE WALPOLE and, kneeling down, seemed to pray inwardly for some minutes. Rising, he made a sign to the prince to lead on. As soon as they entered the hall, Manfred proposed to the stranger to disarm, but the knight shook his head in token of refusal. "Sir Knight," said Manfred, "this is not courteous; but by my good faith I will not cross thee ; nor shalt thou have cause to complain of the Prince of Otranto. No treachery is designed on my part ; I hope none is intended on thine ; here, take my gage (giving him his ring) ; your friends and you shall enjoy the laws of hospitality. Rest here until refreshments are brought : I will but give orders for the accommodation of your train, and return to you." The three knights bowed, as accepting his courtesy. Man- fred directed the stranger's retinue to be conducted to an adjacent hospital, founded by the princess Hippolita for the reception of pilgrims. As they made the circuit of the court to return towards the gate, the gigantic sword burst from the supporters, and, falling to the ground opposite to the helmet, remained immoveable. Manfred, almost hardened to preternatural ap- pearances, surmounted the shock of this new prodigy ; and, returning to the hall, where by this time the feast was ready, he invited his silent guests to take their places. Manfred, however ill his heart was at ease, endeavoured to inspire the company with mirth. He put several questions to them, but was an- swered only by signs. They raised their vizors but sufficiently to feed themselves, and that sparingly. "Sirs," said the prince, "ye are the first guests I ever treated within these walls who scorned to hold any intercourse with me ; nor has it oft been customary, I ween, for princes to hazard their state and dignity against strangers and mutes. You say you come in the name of Frederick of Vicenza ; I have ever heard that he was a gallant and courteous knight ; nor would he, I am bold to say, think it beneath him to mix in social converse with a prince that is his equal, and not unknown by deeds in arms — Still ye are silent — well ! be it as it may — by the laws of hospitality and chivalry ye are masters under this roof : ye shall do your pleasure — but come, give me a goblet of wine ; you will not refuse to pledge me to the healths of your fair mistresses." THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO 53 1 The principal knight sighed and crossed himself, and was rising from the board. "Sir Knight," said Manfred, "what I said was but in sport: I shall constrain you in nothing : use your good liking. Since mirth is not your mood, let us be sad. Business may hit your fancies better : let us withdraw ; and hear if what I have to unfold may be better relished than the vain efforts I have made for your pastime." Manfred then, conducting the three knights into an inner chamber, shut the door, and inviting them to be seated, began thus, addressing himself to the chief personage. "You come, Sir Knight, as I understand, in the name of the Marquis of Vicenza, to re-demand the Lady Isabella, his daughter, who has been contracted in the face of the holy church to my son, by the consent of her legal guardians : and to require me to resign my dominions to your lord, who gives himself for the nearest of blood to Prince Alfonso, whose soul God rest ! I shall speak to the latter article of your demand first. You must know, your lord knows, that I enjoy the principality of Otranto from my father, Don Manuel, as he received it from his father, Don Ricardo. Alfonso, their predecessor, dying childless in the Holy Land, bequeathed his estates to my grandfather, Don Ricardo, in consideration of his faithful services." The stranger shook his head. "Sir Knight," said Manfred warmly, "Ricardo was a valiant and upright man ; he was a pious man ; witness his munificent foundation of the adjoining church and two convents. He was pecuHarly patronized by St. Nicholas — my grandfather was incapable — I say, sir, Don Ricardo was incapable — excuse me, your interruption has disordered me — I venerate the memory of my grandfather — well ! sirs, he held this estate ; he held it by his good sword and by the favour of St. Nicholas — so did my father ; and so, sirs, will I, come what will. — But Frederick, your lord, is nearest in blood — I have consented to put my title to the issue of the sword — does that imply a vicious title ? — I might have asked, where is Frederick your lord ? Report speaks him dead in captivity. You say, your actions say, he Hves — I 532 HORACE WALPOLE question it not — I might, sirs, I might — but I do not. Other princes would bid Frederick take his inheritance by force, if he can : they would not stake their dignity on a single combat ; they would not submit it to the decision of unknown mutes ! — pardon me, gentlemen, I am too warm : but suppose your- selves in my situation : as ye are stout knights, would it not move your choler to have your own and the honour of your an- cestors called in question ? — But to the point. You require me to deliver up the Lady Isabella Sirs, I must ask if ye are authorised to receive her?" The knight nodded. "Receive her," continued Manfred; "well! you are author- ised to receive her but, gentle knight, may I ask if you have full powers?" The knight nodded. "It is well," said Manfred : "then hear what I have to offer. Ye see, gentlemen, before you the most unhappy of men ! (he began to weep). Afford me your compassion : I am entitled to it ; indeed I am. Know I have lost my only hope, my joy, the support of my house — Conrad died yesterday morning. " The knights discovered signs of surprise. "Yes, sirs, fate has disposed of my son. Isabella is at liberty." "Do you, then, restore her !" cried the chief knight, breaking silence. "Afford me your patience," said Manfred. "I rejoice to find, by this testimony of your good- will, that this matter may be adjusted without blood. It is no interest of mine dictates what little I have farther to say. Ye behold in me a man dis- gusted with the world : the loss of my son has weaned me from earthly cares. Power and greatness have no longer any charms in my eyes. I wished to transmit the sceptre I had received from my ancestors with honour to my son — but that is over ! Life itself is so indifferent to me that I accepted your defiance with joy : a good knight cannot go to the grave with more satisfaction then when falling in his vocation : whatever is the will of Heaven, I submit to : for alas ! sirs, I am a man of many sorrows. Manfred is no object of envy — but, no doubt, you are acquainted with my story." THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO 533 The knight made signs of ignorance, and seemed curious to have Manfred proceed. "Is it possible, sirs," continued the prince, "that my story should be a secret to you ? — have you heard nothing relating to me and the Princess Hippolita?" They shook their heads. "No ! thus then, sirs, it is. You think me ambitious : ambition, alas, is composed of more rugged materials. If I were ambitious, I should not for so many years have been a prey to all the hell of conscientious scruples — But I weary your patience ; I will be brief. Know, then, that I have long been troubled in mind on my union with the Princess Hippolita — Oh ! sirs, if ye were acquainted with that excellent woman ! if ye knew that I adore her like a mistress, and cherish her as a friend — but man was not born for perfect happiness ! — she shares my scruples, and with her consent I have brought this matter before the church, for we are related within the forbidden degrees. I expect every hour the definite sentence that must separate us for ever — I am sure you feel for me — I see you do — pardon these tears !" The knights gazed on each other, wondering where this would end. Manfred continued: "The death of my son betiding while my soul was under this anxiety, I thought of nothing but resign- ing my dominions, and retiring for ever from the sight of man- kind. My only difficulty was to fix on a successor, who would be tender of my people, and to dispose of the Lady Isabella, who is dear to me as my own blood. I was willing to restore the line of Alfonso, even in his most distant kindred : and though, par- don me, I am satisfied it was his will that Ricardo's lineage should take place of his own relations, yet where was I to search for those relations ? I knew of none but Frederick, your lord ; he was a captive to the infidels, or dead ; and were he living, and at home, would he quit the flourishing state of Vicenza for the inconsiderable principality of Otranto ? If he would not, could I bear the thought of seeing a hard, unfeehng viceroy set over my poor, faithful people ? — for, sirs, I love my people, and, thank heaven, am beloved by them — But ye will ask whither tends this long discourse ? — briefly then, thus, sirs. Heaven in your arrival seems to point out a remedy for these difficulties 534 HORACE WALPOLE and my misfortunes. The Lady Isabella is at liberty; I shall soon be so — I would submit to any thing for the good of my people — were it not the best, the only way to extinguish the feuds between our families, if I was to take the Lady Isabella to wife ? — You start — but though Hippolita's virtues will ever be dear to me, a prince must not consider himself; he is born for his people." A servant at that instant entering the chamber, apprised Manfred that Jerome and several of his brethren demanded immediate access to him. The prince, provoked at this interruption, and fearing that the friar would discover to the strangers that Isabella had taken sanctuary, was going to forbid Jerome's entrance. But recollecting that he was certainly arrived to notify the princess's return, Manfred began to excuse himself to the knights for leav- ing them for a few moments, but was prevented by the arrival of the friars. Manfred angrily reprimanded them for their intrusion, and would have forced them back from the chamber, but Jerome was too much agitated to be repulsed. He declared aloud the flight of Isabella, with protestations of his own inno- cence. Manfred, distracted at the news, and not less at its coming to the knowledge of the strangers, uttered nothing but incoherent sentences ; now upbraiding the friar, now apologising to the knights, earnest to know what was become of Isabella, yet equally afraid of their knowing ; impatient to pursue her, yet dreading to have them join in the pursuit. He offered to dispatch messengers in quest of her, but the chief knight, no longer keeping silence, reproached Manfred in bitter terms for his dark and ambiguous dealing, and demanded the cause of Isabella's first absence from the castle. Manfred, casting a stern look at Jerome, implying a command of silence, pretended that on Conrad's death he had placed her in sanctuary, until he could determine how to dispose of her. Jerome, who trembled for his son's hfe, did not dare contradict this falsehood, but one of his brethren, not under the same anxiety, declared that she had fled to their church the preceding night. The prince in vain endeavoured to stop this discovery, which overwhelmed him with shame and confusion. The principal stranger, amazed at THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO 535 the contradictions he heard, and more than half persuaded that Manfred had secreted the princess, notwithstanding the concern he expressed at her flight, rushing to the door, said, "Thou traitor prince ! Isabella shall be found." Manfred endeavoured to hold him, but the other knights assisting their comrade, he broke from the prince, and hastened into the court, demanding his attendants. Manfred finding it vain to divert him from the pursuit, offered to accompany him, and summoning his attendants and taking Jerome and some of the friars to guide them, they issued from the castle ; Manfred privately giving orders to have the knight's company secured, while to the knight he affected to dispatch a messenger to require their assistance. The company had no sooner quitted the castle, than Matilda, who felt herself deeply interested for the young peasant, since she had seen him condemned to death in the hall, and whose thoughts had been taken up with concerting measures to save him, was informed by some of the female attendants, that Man- fred had dispatched all his men various ways in pursuit of Isa- bella. He had, in his hurry, given this order in general terms, not meaning to extend it to the guard he had set upon Theodore, but forgetting it. The domestics, officious to obey so peremp- tory a prince, and urged by their own curiosity and love of novelty to join in any precipitate chase, had, to a man, left the castle. Matilda disengaged herself from her women, stole up to the Black Tower, and unbolting the door, presented herself to the astonished Theodore. "Young man," said she, "though filial duty and womanly modesty condemn the step I am taking, yet holy charity, sur- mounting all other ties, justifies this act. Fly ; the doors of thy prison are open : my father and his domestics are absent, but they may soon return ; begone in safety, and may the angels of heaven direct thy course ! " "Thou art surely one of those angels!" said the enraptured Theodore: "none but a blessed saint could speak, could act — could look like thee ! — May I not know the name of my di- vine protectress ? Methought thou namedst thy father : is it possible? — ^ can Manfred's blood feel holy pity? Lovely lady, 536 HORACE WALPOLE thou answerest not ; — but how art thou here thyself ? why dost thou neglect thy own safety, and waste a thought on a wretch like Theodore ? Let us fly together : the Hfe thou bestowest shall be dedicated to thy defence." "Alas ! thou mistakest," said Matilda, sighing; "I am Man- fred's daughter; but no danger awaits me." "Amazement!" said Theodore; "but last night I blessed myself for yielding thee the service thy gracious compassion so charitably returns me now." "Still thou art in error," said the princess; "but this is no time for explanation. Fly, virtuous youth, while it is in my power to save thee : should my father return, thou and I both should, indeed, have cause to tremble." "How," said Theodore; "thinkest thou, charming maid, that I will accept of life at the hazard of aught calamitous to thee? — better I endure a thousand deaths." "I run no risk," said Matilda, "but by thy delay. Depart, it cannot be known that I assisted thy flight." "Swear, by the saints above," said Theodore, "that thou canst not be suspected ; else here I vow to await whatever can await me." "Oh! thou art too generous," said Matilda; "but rest as- sured that no suspicion can alight on me." "Give me thy beauteous hand, in token that thou dost not deceive me," said Theodore, "and let me bathe it with the warm tears of gratitude." "Forbear," said the princess, "this must not be." "Alas!" said Theodore, "I have never known but calamity until this hour ; perhaps, shall never know other fortune again : suffer the chaste raptures of holy gratitude ; it is my soul would print its effusions on thy hand." "Forbear, and begone," said Matilda; "how would Isabella approve of seeing thee at my feet ? " "Who is Isabella?" said the young man, with surprise. "Ah me ! I fear," said the princess, "I am serving a deceitful one; — hast thou forgotten thy curiosity this morning?" "Thy looks, thy actions, all thy beauteous self, seems an emanation of divinity," said Theodore; "but thy words are THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO 537 dark and mysterious, speak, lady ; speak to thy servant's comprehension . ' ' "Thou understandest but too well!" said Matilda: "but once more I command thee to be gone : thy blood, which I may preserve, will be on my head, if I waste the time in vain dis- course." "I go, lady," said Theodore, "because it is thy will, and be- cause I would not bring the grey hairs of my father with sorrow to the grave. Say but, adored lady, that I have thy gentle pity." "Stay," said Matilda; "I will conduct thee to the subter- raneous vault by which Isabella escaped ; it will lead thee to the church of St. Nicholas, where thou mayest take sanctuary." "What," said Theodore, "was it another, and not thy lovely self, that I assisted to find the subterraneous passage?" "It was," said Matilda; "but ask no more: I trerrible to see thee still abide here: fly to the sanctuary." "To sanctuary?" said Theodore; "no, princess; sanctuaries are for helpless damsels, or for criminals. Theodore's soul is free from guilt, nor will wear the appearance of it. Give me a sword, lady, and thy father shall learn that Theodore scorns an ignominious flight." "Rash youth !" said Matilda, "thou wouldst not dare to lift thy presumptuous arm against the prince of Otranto?" "Not against thy father; indeed, I dare not," said Theodore; "excuse me, lady, I had forgotten — • — but could I gaze on thee, and remember thou art sprung from the tyrant Manfred ! but he is thy father, and from this moment my injuries are buried in oblivion." A deep and hollow groan, which seemed to come from above, startled the princess and Theodore. "Good heavens ! we are overheard !" said the princess. They listened, but perceiving no farther noise, they both concluded it the effect of pent-up vapours; and the princess, preceding Theodore softly, carried him to her father's armoury, where, equipping him with a complete suit, he was conducted to the postern gate. "Avoid the town," said the princess, "and all the western side of the castle : it is there the search must be making by Man- 538 HORACE WALPOLE fred and the strangers : but hie thee to the opposite quarter. Yonder, behind that forest, to the east, is a chain of rocks, hol- lowed into a labyrinth of caverns, that reach to the sea-coast. There thou mayest lie concealed, till thou canst make signs to some vessel to put on shore and take thee off. Go : Heaven be thy guide ! — and sometimes in thy prayers remember — Matilda!" Theodore flung himself at her feet, and seizing her lily hand, which with struggles she suffered him to kiss, he vowed, on the earhest opportunity, to get himself knighted, and fervently entreated her permission to swear himself eternally her knight. Ere the princess could reply, a clap of thunder was suddenly heard, that shook the battlements. Theodore, regardless of the tempest, would have urged his suit ; but the princess, dis- mayed, retreated hastily into the castle, and commanded the youth to begone, with an air that would not be disobeyed. He sighed, and retired ; but with eyes fixed on the gate, until Matilda, closing it, put an end to an interview, in which the hearts of both had drunk so deeply of a passion, which both now tasted for the first time. Theodore went pensively to the convent, to acquaint his father with his dehverance. There he learned the absence of Jerome, and the pursuit that was making after the Lady Isabella, with some particulars of whose story he now first became ac- quainted. The generous gallantry of his nature prompted him to wish to assist her; but the monks could lend him no lights to guess at the route she had taken. He was not tempted to wander far in search of her, for the idea of Matilda had im- printed itself so strongly on his heart, that he could not bear to absent himself at much distance from her abode. The ten- derness Jerome had expressed for him, concurred to confirm this reluctance ; and he even persuaded himself that filial affec- tion was the chief cause of his hovering between the castle and monastery, until Jerome should return at night. Theodore at length determined to repair to the forest that Matilda had pointed out to him. Arriving there, he sought the gloomiest shades, as best suited to the pleasing melancholy that reigned in his mind. In this mood he roved insensibly to the THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO 539 caves which had formerly served as a retreat to hermits, and were now reported round the country to be haunted by evil spirits. He recollected to have heard this tradition ; and being of a brave and adventurous disposition, he willingly indulged his curiosity in exploring the secret recesses of this labyrinth. He had not penetrated far, before he thought he heard the steps of some person who seemed to retreat before him. Theodore, though firmly grounded in all our holy faith enjoins to be believed, had no apprehension that good men were abandoned, without cause, to the malice of the powers of darkness. He thought the place more likely to be infested by robbers than by those infernal agents, who are reported to molest and bewilder travellers. He had long burned with impatience to approve his valour. Draw- ing his sabre, he marched sedately onwards, still directing his steps as the imperfect rustling sound before him led the way. The armour he wore was a like indication to the person who avoided him. Theodore, now convinced that he was not mis- taken, redoubled his pace, and evidently gained on the person that fled, whose haste increasing, Theodore came up just as a woman fell breathless before him. He hasted to raise her, but her terror was so great that he apprehended she would faint in his arms. He used every gentle word to dispel her alarms, and assured her that, far from injuring, he would defend her at the peril of his life. The lady, recovering her spirits from his courteous demeanour, and gazing on her protector, said, "Sure I have heard that voice before!" ^^ "Not to my knowledge," replied Theodore, "unless, as I cotl^^ — ■ — ' jecture, thou art the Lady Isabella." "Merciful heaven !" cried she, "thou art not sent in quest of me, art thou ?" and saying these words, she threw herself at his feet, and besought him not to deliver her up to Manfred. "To Manfred!" cried Theodore; "no, lady; I have once already delivered thee from his tyranny, and it shall fare hard with me now, but I will place thee out of the reach of his daring." "Is it possible," said she, "that thou shouldst be the generous unknown whom I met last night in the vault of the castle ? Sure 540 HORACE WALPOLE thou art not a mortal, but my guardian angel. On my knees let me thank — — " "Hold, gentle princess," said Theodore, "nor demean thyself before a poor and friendless young man. If Heaven has selected me for thy deliverer, it will accomplish its work, and strengthen my arm in thy cause : but come, lady, we are too near the mouth of the cavern ; let us seek its inmost recesses : I can have no tranquillity till I have placed thee beyond the reach of danger. " "Alas! what mean you, sir?" said she. "Though all your actions are noble, though your sentiments speak the purity of your soul, is it fitting that I should accompany you alone into these perplexed retreats ? — should we be found together, what would a censorious world think of my conduct?" "I respect your virtuous delicacy," said Theodore; "nor do you harbour a suspicion that wounds my honour. I meant to conduct you into the most private cavity of these rocks, and then, at the hazard of my life, to guard their entrance against every living thing. Besides, lady," continued he, drawing a deep sigh, "beauteous and all-perfect as your form is, and though my wishes are not guiltless of aspiring, know my soul is dedi- cated to another; and although " A sudden noise prevented Theodore from proceeding. They soon distinguished these sounds, "Isabella ! what ho ! Isabella !" The trembhng princess relapsed into her former agony of fear. Theodore endeavoured to encourage her, but in vain. He assured her he would die rather than suffer her to return under Man- fred's power; and begging her to remain concealed, he went forth to prevent the person in search of her from approaching. At the mouth of the cavern he found an armed knight, dis- coursing with a peasant, who assured him he had seen a lady enter the passes of the rock. The knight was preparing to seek her, when Theodore, placing himself in his way, with his sword drawn, sternly forbade him, at his peril, to advance. "And who art thou, who darest to cross my way?" said the knight haughtily, and alighting. "One who does not dare more than he will perform," said Theodore. "I seek the Lady Isabella," said the knight, "and understand THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO 541 she has taken refuge among these rocks. Impede me not, or thou wilt repent having provoked my resentment." "Thy purpose is as odious as thy resentment is contemptible," said Theodore. "Return whence thou camest, or we shall soon know whose resentment is most terrible." The stranger, who was the principal knight that had arrived from the Marquis of Vicenza, had galloped from Manfred, as he was busied in getting information of the princess, and giving various orders to prevent her falHng into the power of the three knights. Their chief had suspected Manfred of being privy to the princess's absconding : and this insult from a man who he concluded was stationed by that prince to secrete her, confirm- ing his suspicions, he made no reply, but discharging a blow with his sabre at Theodore, would soon have removed all ob- struction, if Theodore, who took him for one of Manfred's captains^ and who had no sooner given the provocation than prepared to support it, had not received the stroke on his shield. The valour that had so long been smothered in his breast broke forth at once ; he rushed impetuously on the knight, whose pride and wrath were not less powerful incentives to hardy deeds. The combat was furious, but not long : Theodore wounded the knight in three several places, and at last disarmed him, as he fainted by the loss of blood. The peasant, who had fled on the first onset, had given the alarm to some of Manfred's domestics, who by his orders were dispersed through the forest in pursuit of Isabella. They came up as the knight fell, whom they soon discovered to be the noble stranger. Theodore, notwithstanding his hatred to Manfred, could not behold the victory he had gained without emotions of pity and generosity : but he was more touched when he learned the quahty of his adversary, and was informed that he was no retainer, but an enemy of Manfred. He assisted the servants of the latter in disarming the knight, and in endeavouring to staunch the blood that flowed from his wounds. The knight, recovering his speech, said in a faint and falter- ing voice, " Generous foe, we have both been in error : I took thee for an instrument of the tyrant ; I perceive thou hast made the Hke mistake — it is too late for excuses — I faint — • if Isabella is at hand, call her — I have important secrets to — — -" 542 HORACE WALPOLE "He is dying !" said one of the attendants; "has nobody a crucifix about them? Andrea, do thou pray over him." "Fetch some water," said Theodore, "and pour it down his throat, while I hasten to the princess." Saying this, he flew to Isabella, and in few words told her, modestly, that he had been so unfortunate, by mistake, as to wound a gentleman from her father's court, who wished, ere he died, to impart something of consequence to her. The prin- cess, who had been transported at hearing the voice of Theo- dore, as he called to her to come forth, was astonished at what she heard. Suffering herself to be conducted by Theodore, the new proof of whose valour recalled her dispersed spirits, she came where the bleeding knight lay speechless on the ground ; but her fears returned when she beheld the domestics of Manfred. She would again have fled, if Theodore had not made her observe that they were unarmed, and had not threatened them with instant death, if they should dare to seize the princess. The stranger opening his eyes, and beholding a woman, said — "Art thou — pray tell me truly — art thou Isabella of Vicenza?" "I am," said she; "good Heaven, restore thee!" "Then thou — then thou — " said the knight, struggling for utterance — "seest thy father — give me one — ■ — -" "Oh ! amazement ! horror ! what do I hear ! what do I see !" cried Isabella. "My father! you my father! how came you here, Sir ? — for Heaven's sake, speak ! — oh ! run for help, or he will expire !" "It is most true," said the wounded knight, exerting all his force : "I am Frederick, thy father — • yes, I came to deliver thee — it will not be — give me a parting kiss, and take " "Sir," said Theodore, "do not exhaust yourself: suffer us to convey you to the castle." "To the castle !" said Isabella ; "is there no help nearer than the castle ? — would you expose my father to the tyrant ? — if he goes thither, I dare not accompany him — and yet, can I leave him ?" "My child," said Frederick, "it matters not for me whither I am carried : a few minutes will place me beyond danger ; but THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO 543 while I have eyes to dote on thee, forsake me not, dear Isabella ! This brave knight, — I know not who he is, — will protect thy innocence. Sir, you will not abandon my child, will you ? " Theodore, shedding tears over his victim, and vowing to guard the princess at the expense of his life, persuaded Frederick to suffer himself to be conducted to the castle. They placed him on a horse belonging to one of the domestics, after binding up his wounds as well as they were able. Theodore marched by his side, and the afflicted Isabella, who could not bear to quit him, followed mournfully behind. CHAPTER IV The sorrowful troop no sooner arrived at the castle than they were met by Hippolita and Matilda, whom Isabella had sent one of the domestics before to advertise of their approach. The ladies causing Frederick to be conveyed into the nearest chamber, retired, while the surgeons examined his wounds. Matilda blushed at seeing Theodore and Isabella together : but en- deavoured to conceal it by embracing the latter, and condoling with her on her father's mischance. The surgeons soon came to acquaint Hippolita that none of the Marquis's wounds were dangerous ; and that he was desirous of seeing his daughter and the princesses. Theodore, under pretence of expressing his joy at being freed from his apprehensions of the combat being fatal to Frederick, could not resist the impulse of following Matilda. Her eyes were so often cast down on meeting his, that Isabella, who regarded Theodore as attentively as he gazed on Matilda, soon divined who the object was that he had told her, in the cave, engaged his affections. While this mute scene passed, Hippolita demanded of Frederick the cause of his having taken that mysterious course for reclaim- ing his daughter ; and threw in* various apologies to excuse her lord for the match contracted between their children. Fred- erick, however incensed against Manfred, was not insensible to the courtesy and benevolence of HippoHta ; but he was still more struck with the lovely form of Matilda. Wishing to detain them by his bed-side, he informed Hippolita of his story. He told her, that while prisoner to the infidels, he had dreamed that his 544 HORACE WALPOLE daughter, of whom he had learned no news since his captivity, was detained in a castle, where she was in danger of the most dreadful misfortunes; and that if he obtained his hberty, and repaired to a wood near Joppa, he would learn more. Alarmed at this dream, and incapable of obeying the direction given by it, his chains became more grievous than ever. But while his thoughts were occupied on the means of obtaining his liberty, he received the agreeable news that the confederate princes, who were warring in Palestine, had paid his ransom. He instantly set out for the wood that had been marked in his dream. For three days he and his attendants had wandered in the forest, without seeing a human form ; but, on the evening of the third, they came to a cell, in which they found a venerable hermit in the agonies of death. Applying rich cordials, they brought the saint-like man to his speech. "My sons," said he, "I am bounden to your charity ; but it is in vain — I am going to my eternal rest — yet I die with the satisfaction of performing the will of heaven. When first I repaired to this solitude, after seeing my country become a prey to unbelievers — it is, alas ! above fifty years since I was witness to that dreadful scene — St. Nicholas appeared to me, and revealed a secret, which he bade me never disclose to mortal man but on my death-bed. This is that tremendous hour and ye are no doubt the chosen warriors to whom I was ordered to reveal my trust. As soon as ye have done the last offices to this wretched corse, dig under the seventh tree on the left hand of this poor cave, and your pains will Oh! good heaven, receive my soul!" With those words, the devout man breathed his last. "By the break of day," continued Frederick, "when we had committed the holy relics to earth, we dug according to direction ; but what was our astonishment when, about the depth of six feet, we discovered an enormous sabre — the very weapon yonder in the court. On the blade, which was then partly out of the scabbard, though since closed by our efforts in removing it, were written the following lines — no ; excuse me, madam," added the Marquis, turning to Hippolita, "if I forbear to repeat them : I respect your sex and rank, and would not be guilty of offending your ear with sounds injurious to aught that is dear to you." THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO 545 He paused. Hippolita trembled. She did not doubt but Frederick was destined by heaven to accomplish the fate that seemed to threaten her house. Looking with anxious fondness at Matilda, a silent tear stole down her cheek ; but recollecting herself, she said, "Proceed, my lord; heaven does nothing in vain: mortals must receive its divine behests with lowliness and submission. It is our part to deprecate its wrath, or bow to its decrees. Repeat the sentence, my lord, — we listen resigned." Frederick was grieved that he had proceeded so far. The dignity and patient firmness of Hippolita penetrated him with respect ; and the tender, silent affection with which the princess and her daughter regarded each other, melted him almost to tears. Yet, apprehensive that his forbearance to obey would be more alarming, he repeated, in a faltering and low voice, the following lines : " Where'er a casque that suits this sword is found, With perils is thy daughter compassed round. Alfonso's blood alone can save the maid, And quiet a long- restless prince's shade." '•"What is there in these hnes," said Theodore, impatiently, ''that affects these princesses? — why were they to be shocked by a mysterious delicacy, that has so little foundation ? " "Your words are rude, young man," said the Marquis; "and though fortune has favoured you once " "My honoured lord," said Isabella, who resented Theodore's warmth, which she perceived was dictated by his sentiments for Matilda, "discompose not yourself for the glosing of a peasant's son; he forgets the reverence he owes you, but he is not ac- customed " Hippolita, concerned at the heat that had arisen, checked Theodore for his boldness, but, with an air acknowledging his zeal, and, changing the conversation, demanded of Frederick where he had left her lord ? As the Marquis was going to reply, they heard a noise without, and rising to inquire the cause, Manfred, Jerome, and part of the troop, who had met an imperfect rumour of what had hap- pened, entered the chamber. Manfred advanced hastily towards 546 HORACE WALPOLE Frederick's bed to condole with him on his misfortune, and to learn the circumstances of the combat, when, starting in an agony of terror and amazement, he cried, "Ha ! what art thou ? Thou dreadful spectre ! is my hour come?" "My dearest, gracious lord," cried Hippolita, clasping him in her arms, "what is it you see ? why do you fix your eye-balls thus?" "What !" cried Manfred, breathless, "dost thou see nothing, Hippolita ? is this ghastly phantom sent to me alone — to me, who did not — ^" "For mercy's sweetest self, my lord," said Hippolita, "resume your soul, command your reason. There is none here but us, your friends." "What! is not that Alfonso ? " cried Manfred : "dost thou not see him ? can it be my brain's delirium ?" "This, my lord," said HippoHta; "this is Theodore, the youth that has been so unfortunate." "Theodore!" said Manfred, mournfully, and striking his forehead — • "Theodore, or a phantom, he has unhinged the soul of Manfred ; but how comes he here ? and how comes he in armour?" "I believe he went in search of Isabella," said HippoHta. "Of Isabella!" said Manfred, relapsing into rage — "yes, yes, that is not doubtful — but how did he escape from the durance in which I left him ? — was it Isabella, or this hypo- critical old friar, that procured his enlargement?" "And would a parent be criminal, my lord," said Theodore, "if he meditated the deliverance of his child?" Jerome, amazed to hear himself in a manner accused by his son, and without foundation, knew not what to think. He could not comprehend how Theodore could have escaped ; how he came to be armed, and to encounter Frederick. Still he would not venture to ask any questions that might tend to inflame Manfred's wrath against his son. Jerome's silence convinced Manfred that he had contrived Theodore's release. "And is it thus, thou ungrateful old man," said the prince, addressing himself to the friar, "that thou repayest mine and HippoHta's bounties ? And not content with THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO 547 traversing my heart's nearest wishes, thou armest thy bastard, and bringest him into my own castle to insult me !" "My lord," said Theodore, "you wrong my father : nor he nor I are capable of harbouring such a thought against your peace. Is it insolence thus to surrender myself to your highness's pleas- ure ? " added he, laying his sword respectfully at Manfred's feet. "Behold my bosom; strike, my lord, if, you suspect that a dis- loyal thought is lodged there. There is not a sentiment engraven on my heart that does not venerate you and yours." The grace and fervour with which Theodore uttered these words interested every person present in his favour. Even Manfred was touched — yet, still possessed with his resemblance to Alfonso, his admiration was dashed with secret horror. "Rise," said he; "thy life is not my present purpose. But tell me thy history, and how thou camest connected with this old traitor here." "My lord," said Jerome, eagerly "Peace, imposter," said Manfred; "I will not have him prompted." "My lord," said Theodore, "I want no assistance. My story is very brief. I was carried, at five years of age, to Algiers, with my mother, who had been taken by corsairs from the coast of Sicily. She died of grief in less than a twelvemonth. (The tears gushed from Jerome's eyes, on whose countenance a thou- sand anxious passions stood expressed.) Before she died," con- tinued Theodore, "she bound a writing about my arm under my garments, which told me I was the son of the Count Falconara." "It is most true," said Jerome ; "I am that wretched father." "Again I enjoin thee silence," said Manfred; "proceed." "I remained in slavery," said Theodore, "until within these two years, when, attending on my master in his cruises, I was delivered by a Christian vessel, which overpowered the pirate ; and discovering myself to the captain, he generously put me on shore in Sicily but alas ! instead of finding a father, I learned that his estate, which was situated on the coast, had, during his absence, been laid waste by the rover who had carried my mother and me into captivity — that his castle had been burned to the ground, and that my father on his return had sold what remained, 548 HORACE WALPOLE and was retired into religion in the kingdom of Naples, but where, no man could inform me. Destitute and friendless, hopeless almost of obtaining the transport of a parent's embrace, I took the first opportunity of setting sail for Naples, from whence, within these six days, I wandered into this province, still sup- porting myself by the labour of my hands ; nor until yestermorn did I believe that Heaven had reserved any lot for me but peace of mind and contented poverty. This, my lord, is Theodore's story. I am blessed beyond my hope in finding a father ; I am unfortunate beyond my desert in having incurred your high- ness's displeasure." He ceased. A murmur of approbation gently arose from the audience. "This is not all," said Frederick : ''I am bound in honour to add what he suppresses. Though he is modest, I must be gen- erous — he is one of the bravest youths on Christian ground. He is warm too ; and from the short knowledge I have of him, I will pledge myself for his veracity: if what he reports of himself were not true, he would not utter it — and for me, youth, I honour a frankness which becomes thy birth. But now, and thou didst offend me ; yet the noble blood which flows in thy veins may well be allowed to boil out, when it has so recently traced itself to its source. Come, my lord, (turning to Manfred,) if I can pardon him, surely you may. It is not the youth's fault if you took him for a spectre." This bitter taunt galled the soul of Manfred. "If beings from another world," repKed he haughtily, "have power to impress my mind with awe, it is more than living man can do ; nor could a stripling's arm — " "My lord," interrupted HippoHta, "your guest has occasion for repose: shall we not leave him to rest?" Saying this, and taking Manfred by the hand, she took leave of Frederick, and led the company forth. The prince, not sorry to quit a conversation which recalled to mind the discovery he had made of his most secret sensations, suffered himself to be conducted to his own apartment, after permitting Theodore, though under engagement to return to the castle on the morrow (a condition the young man gladly THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO 549 accepted) to retire with his father to the convent. Matilda and Isabella were too much occupied with their own reflections, and too little content with each other, to wish for farther converse that night. They separated, each to her chamber, with more expressions of ceremony and fewer of affection than had passed between them since their childhood. If they parted with small cordiality, they did but meet with greater impatience as soon as the sun was risen. Their minds were in a situation that excluded sleep, and each recollected a thousand questions which she wished she had put to the other over night. Matilda reflected that Isabella had been twice delivered by Theodore in very critical situations, which she could not believe accidental. His eyes, it was true, had been fixed on her in Frederick's chamber ; but that might have been to disguise his passion for Isabella from the fathers of both. It were better to clear this up. She wished to know the truth, lest she should wrong her friend by entertaining a passion for Isa- bella's lover. Thus jealousy prompted, and at the same time borrowed an excuse from friendship to justify its curiosity. Isabella, not less restless, had better foundation for her sus- picions. Both Theodore's tongue and eyes had told her his heart was engaged, it was true — yet perhaps Matilda might not correspond to his passion — she had ever appeared insensible to love : all her thoughts were set on heaven. "Why did I dissuade her?" said Isabella to herself: "I am punished for my generosity — but when did they meet ? where — it cannot be : I have deceived myself — perhaps last night was the first time they ever beheld each other — it must be some other object that has prepossessed his affections — if it is, I am not so unhappy as I thought, if it is not my friend Matilda — how ! can I stoop to wish for the affection of a man who rudely and unnecessarily acquainted me with his indifference ? and that at the very moment in which common courtesy demanded at least expressions of civihty. I will go to my dear Matilda, who will confirm me in this becoming pride. Man is false — I will advise with her on taking the veil : she will rejoice to find me in this disposition ; and I will acquaint her that I no longer oppose her inclination for the cloister." 550 HORACE WALPOLE In this frame of mind, and determined to open her heart en- tirely to Matilda, she went to that princess's chamber, whom she found already dressed, and leaning pensively on her arm. This attitude, so correspondent to what she felt herself, revived Isa- bella's suspicions, and destroyed the confidence she had pur- posed to place in her friend. They blushed at meeting, and were too much novices to disguise their sensations with address. After some unmeaning questions and replies, Matilda demanded of Isabella the cause of her flight ? The latter, who had almost forgotten Manfred's passion, so entirely was she occupied by her own, concluding that Matilda referred to her last escape from the convent, which had occasioned the events of the preceding evening, replied, "Martelli brought word to the convent that your mother was dead." "Oh !" said Matilda, interrupting her, "Bianca has explained that mistake to me : on seeing me faint she cried out, 'The prin- cess is dead,' and Martelli, who had come for the usual dole to the castle — " "And what made you faint?" said Isabella, indifferent to the rest. Matilda blushed and stammered: "My father — he was sitting in judgment on a criminal." "What criminal?" said Isabella, eagerly. "A young man," said Matilda; "I believe — I think it was that young man that — " "What, Theodore?" said Isabella. "Yes," answered she; "I never saw him before; I do not know how he had offended my father — but as he has been of service to you, I am glad my lord has pardoned him." "Served me !" replied Isabella ; "do you term it serving me, to wound my father and almost occasion his death ? Though it is but since yesterday I am blessed with knowing a parent, I hope Matilda does not think I am such a stranger to filial tenderness as not to resent the boldness of that audacious youth, and that it is impossible for me ever to feel any affection for one who dared to lift his arm against the author of my being. No, Matilda, my heart abhors him ; and if you still retain the friend- ship for me that you have vowed from your infancy, you will THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO 551 detest a man who has been on the point of making me miserable for ever." Matilda held down her head, and replied, "I hope my dearest Isabella does not doubt her Matilda's friendship : I never beheld that youth until yesterday, he is almost a stranger to me : but as the surgeons have pronounced your father out of danger, you ought not to harbour uncharitable resentment against one, who I am persuaded did not know the Marquis was related to you." "You plead his cause very pathetically," said Isabella, "con- sidering he is so much a stranger to you ! I am mistaken, or he returns your charity." "What mean you ?" said Matilda. "Nothing," said Isabella, repenting that she had given Ma- tilda a hint of Theodore's inclination for her. Then changing the discourse, she asked Matilda what occa- sioned Manfred to take Theodore for a spectre ? "Bless me," said Matilda, "did not you observe his extreme resemblance to the portrait of Alfonso in the gallery ? I took notice of it to Bianca even before I saw him in armour : but with the helmet on, he is the very image of that picture." "I do not much observe pictures," said Isabella : "much less have I examined this young man so attentively as you seem to have done. Ah ! Matilda, your heart is in danger ; but let me warn you as a friend — he has owned to me that he is in love ; it cannot be with you, for yesterday was the first time you ever met — was it not ? " "Certainly," replied Matilda; "but why does my dearest Isabella conclude from anything I have said, that — (she paused — then continuing ;) he saw you first, and I am far from having the vanity to think that my Kttle portion of charms could engage a heart devoted to you. May you be happy, Isabella, whatever is the fate of Matilda ! " "My lovely friend," said Isabella, whose heart was too honest to resist a kind expression, "it is you that Theodore admires: I saw it ; I am persuaded of it ; nor shall a thought of my own happiness suffer me to interfere with yours." This frankness drew tears from the gentle Matilda ; and 552 HORACE WALPOLE jealousy, that for a moment had raised a coolness between these amiable maidens, soon gave way to the natural sincerity and candour of their souls. Each confessed to the other the impres- sion Theodore had made on her; and this confidence was fol- lowed by a struggle of generosity, each insisting on yielding her claim to her friend. At length the dignity of Isabella's virtue, reminding her of the preference which Theodore had almost declared for her rival, made her determine to conquer her passion, and cede the beloved object to her friend. During this contest of amity, Hippolita entered her daughter's chamber. "Madam," said she to Isabella, "you have so much tenderness for Matilda, and interest yourself so kindly in what- ever affects our wretched house, that I can have no secrets with my child, which are not proper for you to hear." The princesses were all attention and anxiety. "Know then, madam," con- tinued Hippolita, "and you my dearest Matilda, that being convinced by all the events of these two last ominous days, that Heaven purposes the sceptre of Otranto should pass from Man- fred's hands into those of the Marquis Frederick, I have been, perhaps, inspired with the thought of averting our total destruc- tion by the union of our rival houses. With this view I have been proposing to Manfred, my lord, to tender this dear, dear child to Frederick your father." "Me to Lord Frederick!" cried Matilda — "good heavens! my gracious mother — and have you named it to my father?" "I have," said HippoHta : "he hstened benignly to my pro- posal, and is gone to break it to the Marquis." "Ah! wr-etched princess ! " cried Isabella ; "what hast thou done ? what ruin has thy inadvertent goodness been preparing for thyself, for me, and for Matilda?" "Ruin from me to you and to my child!" said HippoHta; "what can this mean ?" "Alas ! " said Isabella, " the purity of your own heart prevents your seeing the depravity of others. Manfred, your lord, that impious man " "Hold," said HippoHta : "you must not, in my presence, young lady, mention Manfred with disrespect : he is my lord and hus- band, and -" THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO 553 "Will not long be so," said Isabella, "if his wicked purposes can be carried into execution." "This language amazes me !" said Hippolita. "Your feeling, Isabella, is warm : but until this hour I never knew it betray you into intemperance. What deed of Manfred authorises you to treat him as a murderer, an assassin?" "Thou virtuous and too credulous princess ! " replied Isabella ; " it is not thy life he aims at — it is to separate himself from thee ! to divorce thee ! to " "To divorce me ! — to divorce my mother !" cried Hippolita and Matilda at once. "Yes," said Isabella; "and to complete his crime he medi- tates — — I cannot speak it !" "What can surpass what thou hast already uttered?" said Matilda. Hippolita was silent. Grief choked her speech ; and the recollection of Manfred's late ambiguous discourses confirmed what she heard. "Excellent, dear lady! Madam! Mother!" cried Isabella, flinging herself at Hippolita 's feet in a transport of passion ; "trust me, believe me, I will die a thousand deaths sooner than consent to injure you, than yield to so odious — oh ! — " "This is too much !" cried Hippolita : "What crimes does one crime suggest ? Rise, dear Isabella ; I do not doubt your virtue. Oh ! Matilda, this stroke is too heavy for thee ! weep not, my child ; and not a murmur, I charge thee. Remember he is thy father still!" "But you are my mother too," said Matilda fervently ; "and you are virtuous, you are guiltless ! Oh ! must not I, must not I complain !" "You must not," said HippoHta ; "come, all will yet be well. Manfred, in the agony for the loss of thy brother, knew not what he said : perhaps Isabella misunderstood him : his heart is good — and, my child, thou knowest not all ! There is a destiny hangs over us ; the hand of Providence is stretched out. Oh ! could I but save thee from the wreck ! Yes," continued she, in a firmer tone ; "perhaps the sacrifice of myself may atone for all — I will go and offer myself to this divorce — it boots not what 554 HORACE WALPOLE becomes of me. I will withdraw into the neighbouring mon- astery, and waste the remainder of my hfe in prayers and tears for my child and — the prince !" "Thou art as much too good for this world," said Isabella, "as Manfred is execrable — but think not, lady, that thy weak- ness shall determine for me. I swear, hear me all ye angels " "Stop, I adjure thee," cried Hippohta : "remember that thou dost not depend on thyself; thou hast a father." "My father is too pious, too noble," interrupted Isabella, "to command an impious deed. But should he command it? — can a father enjoin a cursed act ? I was contracted to the son, — can I wed the father ? No, madam, no ; force should not drag me to Manfred's hated bed. I loathe him, I abhor him : divine and human laws forbid — and my friend, my dearest Matilda ! would I wound her tender soul by injuring her adored mother? my own mother — I never have known another." "Oh ! she is the mother of both," cried Matilda: "Can we, can we, Isabella, adore her too much?" "My lovely children," said the touched Hippolita, "your tenderness overpowers me — but I must not give way to it. It is not ours to make election for ourselves : Heaven, our fathers, and our husbands must decide for us. Have patience until you hear what Manfred and Frederick have determined. If the Marquis accepts Matilda's hand, I know she will readily obey. Heaven may interpose and prevent the rest. What means my child ? " continued she, seeing Matilda fall at her feet with a flood of speechless tears. "But no ; answer me not, my daughter : I must not hear a word against the pleasure of thy father." "Oh! doubt not my obedience, — my dreadful obedience to him and to you !" said Matilda. "But can I, most respected of women, can I experience all this tenderness, this world of goodness, and conceal a thought from the best of mothers?" "What art thou going to utter?" said Isabella, trembling. "Recollect thyself, Matilda." "No, Isabella," said the princess, "I should not deserve this incomparable parent, if the inmost recesses of my soul harboured a thought without her permission — nay, I have offended her ; I have suffered a passion to enter my heart without her THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO 555 avowal — but here I disclaim it ; here I avow to Heaven and her—" "My child! my child!" said Hippolita, "what words are these ! what new calamities has fate in store for us ! Thou a passion ! Thou, in this hour of destruction." "Oh ! I see all my guilt !" said Matilda. "I abhor myself, if I cost my mother a pang. She is the dearest thing I have on earth — oh ! I will never, never behold him more !" "Isabella," said Hippolita, "thou art conscious to this unhappy secret, whatever it is. Speak !" "What," cried Matilda, "have I so forfeited my mother's love that she will not permit me even to speak my own guilt ? — oh ! wretched, wretched Matilda ! " "Thou art too cruel," said Isabella to HippoHta : "canst thou behold this anguish of a virtuous mind, and not commiserate it ? " "Not pity my child!" said Hippolita, catching Matilda in her arms — "Oh! I know she is good, — she is all virtue, all tenderness and duty. I do forgive thee, my excellent, my only hope !" The princesses then revealed to Hippolita their mutual in- clination for Theodore, and the purpose of Isabella to resign him to Matilda. HippoHta blamed their imprudence, and showed them the improbability that either father would consent to be- stow his heiress on so poor a man, though nobly born. Some comfort it gave her to find their passion of so recent a date, and that Theodore had had but Httle cause to suspect it in either. She strictly enjoined them to avoid all correspondence with him. This Matilda fervently promised ; but Isabella, who flattered herself that she meant no more than to promote his union with her friend, could not determine to avoid him, and made no reply. "I will go to the convent," said Hippolita, "and order new masses to be said for a deliverance from these calamities." "Oh ! my mother," said Matilda, "you mean to quit us : you mean to take sanctuary, and to give my father an opportunity of pursuing his fatal intention. Alas ! on my knees I supplicate you to forbear ! Will you leave me a prey to Frederick ? I will follow you to the convent." "Be at peace, my child," said HippoHta; "I will return in- 556 HORACE WALPOLE stantly. I will never abandon thee, until I know it is the will of Heaven, and for thy benefit." "Do not deceive me," said Matilda. "I will not marry Fred- erick until thou commandest it. Alas ! what will become of me?" "Why that exclamation ? " said Hippolita. " I have promised thee to return." "Ah ! my mother," replied Matilda, "stay and save me from myself. A frown from thee can do more than all my father's severity. I have given away my heart, and you alone can make me recall it." "No more," said Hippolita : "thou must not relapse, Matilda." "I can quit Theodore," said she, "but must I wed another? Let me attend thee to the altar, and shut thyself from the world for ever." "Thy fate depends on thy father," said Hippolita: "I have ill bestowed my tenderness, if it has taught thee to revere aught beyond him. Adieu ! my child : I go to pray for thee." Hippolita's real purpose was to demand of Jerome, whether in conscience she might not consent to the divorce. She had oft urged Manfred to resign the principality, which the delicacy of her conscience rendered an hourly burden to her. These scruples concurred to make the separation from her husband appear less dreadful to her, than it would have seemed in any other situation. Jerome, at quitting the castle overnight, had questioned Theodore severely why he had accused him to Manfred of being privy to his escape. Theodore owned it had been with design to prevent Manfred's suspicion from alighting on Matilda ; and added, the holiness of Jerome's life and character secured him from the tyrant's wrath. Jerome was heartily grieved to dis- cover his son's inclination for that princess : and leaving him to his rest, promised in the morning to acquaint him with important reasons for conquering his passion. Theodore, like Isabella, was too recently acquainted with parental authority to submit to its decisions against the impulse of his heart. He had little curiosity to learn the friar's reasons, and less disposition to obey them. The lovely Matilda had made stronger impressions on him than filial affection. All night he pleased himself with visions THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO 557 of love ; and it was not till late after the morning office, that he recollected the friar's commands to attend him at Alfonso's tomb. "Young man," said Jerome, when he saw him, "this tardiness does not please me. Have a father's commands already so little weight?" Theodore made awkward excuses, and attributed his delay to having overslept himself. "And on whom were thy dreams employed?" said the friar, ;sternly. His son blushed. "Come, come," resumed the friar, "inconsiderate youth, this must not be ; eradicate this guilty passion from thy breast." ; "Guilty passion!" cried Theodore. "Can guilt dwell with innocent beauty, and virtuous modesty?" I " It is sinful," replied the friar, "to cherish those whom Heaven ihas doomed to destruction. A tyrant's race must be swept from the earth to the third and fourth generation." I "Will Heaven visit the innocent for the crimes of the guilty ?" 'said Theodore. "The fair Matilda has virtues enough " I "To undo thee," interrupted Jerome. "Hast thou so soon ! forgotten that twice the savage Manfred has pronounced thy isentence?" J "Nor have I forgotten, sir," said Theodore, "that the charity lof his daughter delivered me from his power. I can forget in- jjuries, but never benefits." II "The injuries thou hast received from Manfred's race," said the friar, "are beyond what thou canst conceive. Reply not, EuRcne Aram. See Annual Register for 1759- [Author's note.] 2 William Andrew Home. Ditto, ditto. [Author's notes.] ADVENTURES OF CALEB WILLIAMS 775 the scene of my long imprisonment. I proceeded to the house of the chief magistrate the instant I arrived, that I might give no time to my adversary to counterwork my proceeding. I told him who I was, and that I was come from a distant part of the kingdom for the purpose of rendering him the medium of a charge of murder against my former patron. My name was already familiar to him. He answered that he could not take cognisance of my deposition, that I was an object of universal execration in that part of the world, and he was determined upon no account to be the vehicle of my depravity. I warned him to consider well what he was doing. I called upon him for no favour; I only applied to him in the regular exercise of his function. Would he take upon him to say that he had a right at his pleasure to suppress a charge of this com- plicated nature ? I had to accuse Mr. Falkland of repeated murders. The perpetrator knew that I was in possession of the truth upon the subject, and knowing that, I went perpetually in danger of my Hfe from his malice and revenge. I was deter- mined to go through with the business if justice were to be obtained from any court in England. Upon what pretence did he refuse my deposition ? I was in every respect a competent witness. I was of age to understand the nature of an oath ; I was in my perfect senses ; I was untarnished by the verdict of any jury or the sentence of any judge. His private opinion of my character could not alter the law of the land. I demanded to be confronted with Mr. Falkland, and I was well assured I should substantiate the charge to the satisfaction of the whole world. If he did not think proper to apprehend him on my single testimony, I should be satisfied if he only sent him notice of the charge and summoned him to appear. The magistrate, finding me thus resolute, thought proper a little to lower his tone. He no longer absolutely refused to comply with my requisition, but condescended to expostulate with me. He represented to me Mr. Falkland's health, which had for some years been exceedingly indifferent, his having been once already brought to the most solemn examination on this charge, the diabolical malice in which alone my proceeding must have originated, and the tenfold ruin it would bring down upon 776 WILLIAM GODWIN my head. To all these representations my answer was short. 'I was determined to go on, and would abide the consequences.' A summons was at length granted, and notice sent to Mr. Falk- land of the charge preferred against him. Three days elapsed before any further step could be taken in this business. This interval in no degree contributed to tran- quillise my mind. The thought of preferring a capital accusation against, and hastening the death of, such a man as Mr. Falkland was by no means an opiate to reflection. At one time I com- mended the action, either as just revenge (for the benevolence of my nature was in a great degree turned to gall) or as necessary self-defence, or as that which, in an impartial and philanthropical estimate, included the smallest evil. But in spite of these variations of sentiment I uniformly determined to persist ! I felt as if impelled by a tide of unconquerable impulse. The consequences were such as might well appal the stoutest heart. Either the ignominious execution of a man whom I had once so deeply venerated, and whom now I sometimes suspected not to be without his claims to veneration, or a confirmation, perhaps an increase, of the calamities I had so long endured. Yet these I preferred to a state of uncertainty. I desired to know the worst, to put an end to the hope, however faint, which had been so long my torment ; and, above all, to exhaust and finish the catalogue of expedients that were at my disposition. My mind was worked up to a state Httle short of frenzy. My body was in a burning fever with the agitation of my thoughts. When I laid my hand upon my bosom, or my head, it seemed to scorch them with the fervency of its heat. I could not sit still for a moment. I panted with incessant desire that the dreadful crisis I had so eagerly invoked were come and were over. After an interval of three days I met Mr. Falkland in the pres- ence of the magistrate to whom I had applied upon the subject. I had only two hours' notice to prepare myself; Mr. Falkland seeming as eager as I to have the question brought to a crisis and laid at rest for ever. I had an opportunity before the exam- ination to learn that Mr. Forester was drawn by some business on an excursion on the continent ; and that Collins, whose health when I saw him was in a very precarious state, was at this time ADVENTURES OF CALEB WILLIAMS 777 confined with an alarming illness. His constitution had been wholly broken by his West Indian expedition. The audience I met at the house of the magistrate consisted of several gentlemen and others selected for the purpose^ the plan being in some respects, as in the former instance, to find a medium between the suspicious air of a private examination and the indelicacy, as it was styled, of an examination exposed to the remark of every casual spectator. I can conceive of no shock greater than that I received from the sight of Mr. Falkland. His appearance on the last occasion on which we met had been haggard, ghostlike, and wild, energy in his gestures and frenzy in his aspect. It was now the appearance of a corpse. He was brought in in a chair, unable to stand, fatigued and almost destroyed by the journey he had just taken. His visage was colourless, his limbs destitute of motion, almost of life. His head reclined upon his bosom, except that now and then he lifted it up and opened his eyes with a languid glance, immediately after which he sunk back into his former apparent insensibility. He seemed not to have three hours to live. He had kept his chamber for several weeks, but the summons of the magistrate had been delivered to him at his bedside : his orders respecting letters and written papers being so peremptory that no one dared to disobey them. Upon reading the paper he was seized with a very dangerous fit ; but as soon as he recovered, he insisted on being conveyed with all practicable expedition to the place of appointment. Falkland in the most helpless state was still Falkland, firm in command, and capable to extort obedience from every one that approached him. What a sight was this to me ! Till the moment that Falkland was presented to my view my breast was steeled to pity. I thought that I had coolly entered into the reason of the case (passion, in a state of solemn and omnipotent vehemence, always appears to be coolness to him in whom it domineers) , and that I had determined impartially and justly. I beUeved that if Mr. Falkland were permitted to persist in his schemes we must both of us be completely wretched. I beheved that it was in my power, by the resolution I had formed, to throw my share of this wretchedness from me, and that his could scarcely be increased. 778 WILLIAM GODWIN It appeared, therefore, to my mind to be a mere piece of equity and justice, such as an impartial spectator would desire, that one person should be miserable in preference to two ; that one person rather than two should be incapacitated from acting his part and contributing his share to the general welfare. I thought that in this business I had risen superior to personal considerations and judged with a total neglect of the suggestions of self-regard. It is true Mr. Falkland was mortal ; but notwithstanding his apparent decay he might Hve long. Ought I to submit, to waste the best years of my life in my present wretched situation ? He had declared that his reputation should be forever inviolate ; this was his ruling passion, the thought that worked his soul to madness. He would probably, therefore, leave a legacy of persecution to be received by me from the hands of Gines or some other villain equally atrocious when he should himself be no more. Now or never was the time for me to redeem my future life from endless woe. But all these fine-spun reasonings vanished before the object that was now presented to me. 'Shall I trample upon a man thus dreadfully reduced ? Shall I point my animosity against one, whom the system of nature has brought down to the grave ? Shall I poison, with sounds the most intolerable to his ear, the last moments of a man like Falkland ? It is impossible. There must have been some dreadful mistake in the train of argument that persuaded me to be the author of this hateful scene. There must have been a better and more magnanimous remedy to the evils under which I groaned.' It was too late. The mistake I had committed was now gone, past all power of recall. Here was Falkland solemnly brought before a magistrate to answer to a charge of murder. Here I stood, having already declared myself the author of the charge, gravely and sacredly pledged to support it. This was my situa- tion, and thus situated I was called upon immediately to act. My whole frame shook. I would eagerly have consented that that moment should have been the last of my existence. I, however, believed that the conduct now most indispensably incumbent on me was to lay the emotions of my soul naked be- fore my hearers. I looked first at Mr. Falkland, and then at the ADVENTURES OF CALEB WmLIAMS 779 magistrate and attendants, and then at Mr. Falkland again. My voice was suffocated with agony. I began — 'Why cannot I recall the four last days of my Hfe ? How was it possible for me to be so eager, so obstinate, in a purpose so diabolical ? Oh, that I had listened to the expostulations of the magistrate that hears me, or submitted to the well-meant despot- ism of his authority ! Hitherto I have only been miserable ; henceforth I shall account myself base ! Hitherto, though hardly treated by mankind, I stood acquitted at the bar of my own con- science. I had not filled up the measure of my wretchedness ! 'Would to God it were possible for me to retire from this scene without uttering another word ! I would brave the con- sequences — I would submit to an imputation of cowardice, falsehood, and profligacy rather than add to the weight of mis- fortune with which Mr. Falkland is overwhelmed. But the situation and the demands of Mr. Falkland himself forbid me. He, in compassion for whose fallen state I would wilHngly forget every interest of my own, would compel me to accuse that he might enter upon his justification. I will confess every senti- ment of my heart. 'No penitence, no anguish, can expiate the folly and the cruelty of this last act I have perpetrated. But Mr. Falkland well knows — I affirm it in his presence — how unwillingly I have proceeded to this extremity. I have reverenced him ; he was worthy of reverence : I loved him ; he was endowed with quahties that partook of divine. ' From the first moment I saw him I conceived the most ardent admiration. He condescended to encourage me ! I attached myself to him with the fulness of affection. He was unhappy ; I exerted myself with youthful curiosity to discover the secret of his woe. This was the beginning of misfortune. 'What shall I say? He was indeed the murderer of Tyrrel; he suffered the Hawkinses to be executed, knowing that they were innocent, and that he alone was guilty. After successive surmises, after various indiscretions on my part and indications on his, he at length confided to me at full the fatal tale ! ' Mr. Falkland ! I most solemnly conjure you to recollect your- self ! Did I ever prove myself unworthy of your confidence ? 78o WILLIAM GODWIN The secret was a most painful burthen to me ; it was the extremest folly that led me unthinkingly to gain possession of it; but I would have died a thousand deaths rather than betray it. It was the jealousy of your own thoughts, and the weight that hung upon your mind, that led you to watch my motions, and conceive alarm from every particle of my conduct. . ' You began in confidence ; why did you not continue in con- fidence ? The evil that resulted from my original imprudence would then have been comparatively httle. You threatened me ; did I then betray you ? A word from my lips at that time would have freed me from your threats for ever. I bore them for a considerable period, and at last quitted your service, and threw myself a fugitive upon the world, in silence. Why did you not suffer me to depart? You brought me back by strata- gem and violence, and wantonly accused me of an enormous felony ; did I then mention a syllable of the murder, the secret of which was in my possession ? ' Where is the man that has suffered more from the injustice of society than I have done ? I was accused of a villainy that my heart abhorred. I was sent to jail. I will not enumerate the horrors of my prison, the lightest of which would make the heart of humanity shudder. I looked forward to the gallows. Young, ambitious, fond of life, innocent as the child unborn, I looked forward to the gallows. I believed that one word of resolute accusation against my patron would deliver me ; yet I was silent, I armed myself with patience, uncertain whether it were better to accuse or to die. Did this show me a man unworthy to be trusted ? 'I determined to break out of prison. With infinite difficulty and repeated miscarriages I at length effected my purpose. Instantly a proclamation, with a hundred guineas reward, was issued for apprehending me. I was obliged to take shelter among the refuse of mankind, in the midst of a gang of thieves. I en- countered the most imminent peril of my life when I entered this retreat and when I quitted it. Immediately after, I trav- elled almost the whole length of the kingdom in poverty and distress, in hourly danger of being retaken and manacled like a felon. I would have fled my country ; I was prevented. I had ADVENTURES OF CALEB WILLIAMS 781 recourse to various disguises ; I was innocent, and yet was com- pelled to as many arts and subterfuges as could have been entailed on the worst of villains. In London I was as much harassed and as repeatedly alarmed as I had been in my flight through the country. Did all these persecutions persuade me to put an end to my silence ? No ; I suffered them with patience and submission ; I did not make one attempt to retort them upon their author. ' I fell at last into the hands of the miscreants that are nourished with human blood. In this terrible situation I, for the first time, attempted, by turning informer, to throw the weight from my- self. Happily for me, the London magistrate Ustened to my tale with insolent contempt. 'I soon and long repented of my rashness, and rejoiced in my miscarriage. I acknowledged that, in various ways, Mr. Falk- land showed humanity towards me during this period. He would have prevented my going to prison at first ; he contributed to my subsistence during my detention ; he had no share in the pursuit that was set on foot against me ; he at length procured my discharge when brought forward for trial. But a great part of his forbearance was unknown to me ; I supposed him to be my unrelenting pursuer. I could not forget that, whoever heaped calamities on me in the sequel, they all originated in his forged accusation. 'The prosecution against me for felony was now at an end. Why were not my sufferings permitted to terminate then, and I allowed to hide my weary head in obscure yet tranquil retreat ? Had I not sufficiently proved my constancy and fidelity ? Would not a compromise in this situation have been most wise and most secure? But the restless and jealous anxiety of Mr. Falkland would not permit him to repose the least atom of confidence. The only compromise that he proposed was that, with my own hand, I should sign myself a villain. I refused this proposal, and have ever since been driven from place to place, deprived of peace, of honest fame, even of bread. For a long time I persisted in the resolution that no emergency should convert me into the assailant. In an evil hour I at last listened to my resentment and impatience, and the hateful mistake into which I fell has produced the present scene. 782 WILLIAM GODWIN 'I now see that mistake in all its enormity. I am sure that if I had opened my heart to Mr. Falkland, if I had told him privately the tale that I have now been telling, he could not have resisted my reasonable demand. After all his precautions he must ultimately have depended upon my forbearance. Could he be sure that if I were at last worked up to disclose everything I knew, and to enforce it with all the energy I could exert, I should obtain no credit ? If he must in every case be at my mercy, in which mode ought he to have sought his safety, in conciHation, or in inexorable cruelty ? . 'Mr. Falkland is of a noble nature. Yes ; in spite of the catas- trophe of Tyrrel, of the miserable end of the Hawkinses, and of all that I have myself suffered, I affirm that he has qualities of the most admirable kind. It is therefore impossible that he could have resisted a frank and fervent expostulation, the frank- ness and the fervour in which the whole soul was poured out. I despaired while it was yet time to have made the just experi- ment; but my despair was criminal, was treason against the sovereignty of truth. ' I have told a plain and unadulterated tale. I came hither to curse, but I remain to bless. I came to accuse, but am com- pelled to applaud. I proclaim to all the world that Mr. Falkland is a man worthy of affection and kindness, and that I am my- self the basest and most odious of mankind ! Never will I forgive myself the iniquity of this day. The memory will always haunt me, and embitter every hour of my existence. In thus acting I have been a murderer, a cool, deliberate, unfeeling mur- derer. I have said what my accursed precipitation has obliged me to say. Do with me as you please. I ask no favour. Death would be a kindness compared to what I feel ! ' Such were the accents dictated by my remorse. I poured them out with uncontrollable impetuosity, for my heart was pierced and I was compelled to give vent to its anguish. Every one that heard me was petrified with astonishment. Every one that heard me was melted into tears. They could not resist the ardour with which I praised the great qualities of Falkland ; they manifested their sympathy in the tokens of my penitence. How shall I describe the feelings of this unfortunate man? ADVENTURES OF C.^EB WILLIAMS 783 Before I began he seemed sunk and debilitated, incapable of any- strenuous impression. When I mentioned the murder I could perceive in him an involuntary shuddering, though it was counteracted partly by the feebleness of his frame and partly by the energy of his mind. This was an allegation he expected, and he had endeavoured to prepare himself for it. But there was much of what I said of which he had no previous conception. When I expressed the anguish of my mind, he seemed at first startled and alarmed lest this should be a new expedient to gain credit to my tale. His indignation against me was great for having retained all my resentment towards him, thus, as it might be, in the last hour of his existence. It was increased when he discovered me, as he supposed, using a pretence of liberality and sentiment to give new edge to my hostility. But as I went on he could no longer resist. He saw my sincerity; he was penetrated with my grief and compunction. He rose from his seat, supported by the attendants, and — to my infinite aston- ishment — threw himself into my arms. 'Wilhams,' said he, 'you have conquered ! I see too late the greatness and elevation of your mind. I confess that it is to my fault and not yours, that it is to the excess of jealousy that was ever burning in my bosom that I owe my ruin. I could have resisted any plan of malicious accusation you might have brought against me. But I see that the artless and manly story you have told has carried conviction to every hearer. All my prospects are concluded. All that I most ardently desired is for ever frustrated. I have spent a life of the basest cruelty to cover one act of momentary vice, and to protect myself against the prej- udices of my species. I stand now completely detected. My name will be consecrated to infamy, while your heroism, your patience, and your virtues will be for ever admired. You have inflicted on me the most fatal of all mischiefs, but I bless the hand that wounds me. "^"And now, — -(turning to the magistrate) — and now, do with me as you please. I am prepared to suffer all the vengeance of the law. You cannot inflict on me more than I deserve. You cannot hate me more than I hate myself. I am the most execrable of all villains. I have for many years (I know not how long) dragged on a miserable existence in insup- 784 WILLIAM GODWIN portable pain. I am at last, in recompense for all my labours and crimes, dismissed from it with the disappointment of my only remaining hope — the destruction of that for the sake of which alone I consented to exist. It was worthy of such a life that it should continue just long enough to witness this final overthrow. If, however, you wish to punish me, you must be speedy in your justice, for as reputation was the blood that warmed my heart, so I feel that death and infamy must seize me together.' I record the praises bestowed on me by Falkland, not because I deserve them but because they serve to aggravate the baseness of my cruelty. He survived but three days this dreadful scene. I have been his murderer. It was fit that he should praise my patience, who has fallen a victim, life and fame, to my precipita- tion ! It would have been merciful in comparison if I had planted a dagger in his heart. He would have thanked me for my kind- ness. But atrocious, execrable wretch that I have been ! I wantonly inflicted on him an anguish a thousand times worse than death. Meanwhile I endure the penalty of my crime. His figure is ever in imagination before me. Waking or sleeping I still behold him. He seems mildly to expostulate with me for my unfeeling behaviour. I live the devoted victim of conscious reproach. Alas ! I am the same Caleb Williams that, so short a time ago, boasted that, however great were the calamities I endured, I was still innocent. Such has been the result of a project I formed for delivering myself from the evils that had so long attended me. I thought that if Falkland were dead, I should return once again to all that makes life worth possessing. I though that, if the guilt of Falk- land were established, fortune and the world would smile upon my efforts. Both these events are accompHshed, and it is now only that I am truly miserable. Why should my reflections perpetually centre upon myself? self, an overwhelming regard to which has been the source of my errors ! Falkland, I will think only of thee, and from that thought will draw ever-fresh nourishment for my sorrows ! One generous, one disinterested tear I will consecrate to thy ashes ! A nobler spirit Hved not among the sons of men. Thy intellectual powers ADVENTURES OF CALEP WILLIAMS 785 were truly sublime, and thy bosom burned with a godlike ambi- tion. But of what use are talents and sentiments in the corrupt wilderness of human society ? It is a rank and rotten soil from which every finer shrub draws poison as it grows. All that, in a happier field and a purer air, would expand into virtue and ger- minate into usefulness is thus converted into henbane and deadly nightshade. Falkland ! thou enteredst upon thy career with the purest and most laudable intentions. But thou imbibedst the poison of chivalry with thy earliest youth ; and the base and low-minded envy that met thee on thy return to thy native seats operated with this poison to hurry thee into madness. Soon, too soon, by this fatal coincidence, were the blooming hopes of thy youth blasted for ever ! From that moment thou only continuedst to live to the phantom of departed honour. From that moment thy benevolence was, in a great part, turned into rankling jealousy and inexorable precaution. Year after year didst thou spend in this miserable project of imposture ; and only at last continuedst to live long enough to see, by my misjudging and abhorred inter- vention, thy closing hope disappointed, and thy death accom- panied with the foulest disgrace ! I began these memoirs with the idea of vindicating my char- acter. I have now no character that I wish to vindicate ; but I will finish them that thy story may be fully understood ; and that, if those errors of thy life be known which thou so ardently desiredst to conceal, the world may at least not hear and repeat a half-told and mangled tale. INDEX Alfonso the Good, former possessor of Otranto, 486, 487, 510, 526, 531, 546, 557, 560, 561, 570, 573-576 Allworthy, Miss Bridget, All- worthy's sister, later Mrs. Blifil, introduced, 306-307 ; receives Tom Jones, 312-315, 316 (note) ; admired by Thwackum and Square, 329-332 ; discussed by author, 332-333, 337 Allworthy, Squire, Tom Jones's benefactor, introduced, 305- 306; receives Tom, 308-313; 315, 316, etc.; tells Blifil of Western's proposal, 371-372; hears of Tom's conduct, 388- 390; banishes him, 393-395 Amphialus, slayer of Argalus and Parthenia, 112-113 "Anatomy of Wit." See "Euphues" Annette, Mme. Montoni's maid, 584 ; tells Emily about veiled portrait and other mysteries of Udolpho, 585-595 ; accompanies Emily to Chateau-le-Blanc, 605, 614, etc. Anville, Evelina's assumed sur- name, 452, 454, etc. See Eve- lina d'Arblay, Mme. See Burney, Fanny "Arcadia" (" Countess of Pem- broke's Arcadia"), introd., VII, VIII ; selections from, 88-120 Argalus, Arcadian knight, history of, 101-114 Arthur, King, 1 ; chosen king, 2-6 ; gets Excalilaur, 6-7 ; weds Guen- ever, 8-9 ; grieves over knights' departure on Grail quest, 1 1 ; attends tournament at Win- chester, 30-35, 45-47 ; receives Elaine's body, 51-52 ; wars with Mordred, 53-57 ; commands Ex- calibur to be cast into lake, 56 ; is borne away by queens in barge, 57 ; his tomb, 59 Barlow, parish clergyman, teaches Harry Sandford, 681 ; dines at Merton's and agrees to train Tommy, 687-691, 703 (note) Basilius, King of Arcadia, his history, 98-101, 113, 118 Beam, Mile., Countess de Ville- fort's companion, 598 (and note), 602 Bedivere, Arthurian knight, sup- ports Arthur against Mordred, 54-58 ; casts Excalibur into lake, 56-57 ; enters hermitage, 58 Behn, Mrs. Aphra, introd., IX ; 160-171 Belford, John, Lovelace's friend and recipient of most of his letters, 248, 261, etc. ; writes Lovelace account of Clarissa's imprisonment, 279-283 ; of her illness and death, 284-286, 288- 294 ; gets word of Lovelace's death, 299-302 Bernard of Astolat, Elaine's father, lodges Launcelot, 30 ; lodges Gawain, 38-40 ; carries out Elaine's behest, 50 Betty, maid in Harlowe family, 252, 257, 259, 260 Bianca, Matilda's maid, 504, 505, etc. ; questioned by Manfred, 562-566 Black George, Allworthy's game- keeper, 323, 325 ; informed on by Blifil, 338-340 Blanche, daughter of Count de Villefort, 598 (and note) ; caught in storm, 599-603, 604, etc.; entrapped in robber stronghold, 629-647, 650 Blifil, Master, Allworthy's nephew, 316 (and note) ; informs on Tom, 322-323; discussed by Thwackum and Square, 324-327 ; informs on Tom, 336-337 ; in- forms on Black George, 338- 787 788 INDEX 340 ; plays part in bird incident, 348-350 ; visits Tom, 355 ; gets Western's proposal, 371-372 ; visits Sophia, 377-380 ; informs on Tom, 390-392 Blifil, Mrs. See Allworthy, Miss Bridget Bobby, Master, Tristram Shandy's brother, 397 Bors, Arthurian knight, in quest of Grail, 21-29; returns to Camelot, 29, 34 ; visits Launce- lot at hermitage, 43-46 ; brings him news of tournament, 46 ; carries news of him to Arthur, 47 Bramble, Matthew, Lydia Mel- ford's uncle, 419 ; writes de- scription of Bath, 423-428 ; in coach accident, 434-436 ; be- friends Clinker, 436-442 Bramble, Mrs. (Miss) Tabitha, Bramble's sister, 419 ; takes waters at Bath, 433 ; in coach accident, 434-436 ; is offended by CUnker, 436-442 Branghtons, EveUna's relatives, invite her to opera, 463-465 ; adventures at opera house, 469- 478 Bunyan,John,introd.,IX; 128-159 Burney, Fanny (Mme. d'Arblay), intrbd., X, XI-XII ; 443-482 "Caleb Williams." See "Things as They Are " ; or, " The Adven- tiu-es of Caleb Williams " Caleb Williams, tells his story, parentage and father's death, 737-738; visited by Falkland, 738 ; becomes his secretary, 739 ; discovers him in mysteri- ous situation, and incurs his anger, 741-742 ; hears Falkland's story, 743-753 ; searches his effects and becomes his victim, 753-783 ; learns of his crime, 756-757 ; is imprisoned by him, 758-766 ; escapes and takes refuge with thieves, 767-774 ; prosecutes Falkland, 774-783 ; forgives him, 783-785 "Captain Singleton," introd., X; selections from, 172-238 Captain Singleton, stolen by gyp- sies, 172-173 ; goes to sea, 173- 174 ; crosses Africa with band of marooned companions, 174— 193 ; reaches England and turns pirate, 193-224 ; meets with William the Quaker, 195 ; fights at sea, 201-204 ; is directed by William in adventure with negro ship, 207-217 ; is urged by Wil- liam to reform, 217-224 ; es- capes with William from pirates, 224-225; repents, 226-232 ; goes with William to Venice, 233- 237 ; returns with him to Eng- land, 238 " Castle of Otranto," introd., XII ; reprinted, 483-577 Christian, in distress, 128-129 ; meets EvangeUst, 129-130 ; starts on pilgrimage, 130 ; falls into Slough of Despond, 132- 134 ; goes through Vanity Fair, 134-143; meets Hopeful, 143; gets into By-path meadow, 144— 146 ; is imprisoned in Doubting Castle, 146-151 ; approaches and enters Celestial City, 151-159 Claius, Arcadian shepherd, 88-95 " Clarissa Harlowe," introd., X-XI ; selections from, 239-302 Clarissa Harlowe, scorns Solmes, 242-245 ; incurs family displeas- ure, 245-247 ; urged by family to accept Solmes, 251-253 ; per- secuted by family, 254-260 elopes with Lovelace, 260-261 is settled in London, 264—265 escapes to Covent Garden, 278 (note) ; is arrested for debt, 279; is released, 282-284; her illness and death, 284-294 Clementina, Lady, wife of William the elder, 714 ; described, 715- 716, 717, 718, etc.; news of her death, 733 Clitophon, son of Kalander, an Arcadian gentleman, 102, 103 Collins, Falkland's steward, be- friends Caleb WiUiams, 738-739, 741, 742-743; tells Falkland's story, 743-753 Conrad, son of Manfred of Otranto, 483; slain by gigantic helmet, 484-485 Curio, suitor to Lucilla, 83-84, 85, 87 Daiphantus. See Pyrocles, 94 Dametas, Arcadian shepherd, guard- ian of Pamela, 100-101, 117 Day, Thomas, introd., X, XII- XIII; 679-705 INDEX 789 Defoe, Daniel, introd., X ; 172- 238 Demogoras, suitor to Parthenia, 102-105 Despair. See Giant Despair Diffidence, wife of Giant D^ spair, 147-148, 150 Don Ferardo, father of Lucilla, 63, 64, 73, 76 ; urges marriage of Lucilla and Philautus, 77- 80 ; reproves Lucilla for treat- ment of Philautus, 85-86 ; dies, 87 Dorothee, servant at Chateau-le- Blane, tells Emily story of castle, 606(and note)-613, 614, 615, etc. Du Pont, M., Emily's protector, 598, 605, etc. Duval, Mme., Evelina's grand- mother, injustice to daughter, 443-448, 451 ; having discov- ered Evelina in London, takes her to opera, 465-482 Ector, King Arthur's foster-father, 3, 4 Elaine le Blank, loves Launcelot, 31 ; learns his identity, 39-41 ; nurses him at hermitage, 42-48 ; grieves over his departure and dies, 48-52 Emily St. Aubert, on way to Udolpho, 578-581 ; her arrival and experiences there, 581-598 ; her escape from, 598 ; arrives at Chateau-le-Blanc, 605 ; explores castle, 606-613 ; grieves over Valancourt, 623-624 ; hears ex- planation of veiled portrait, 648- 650 ; is reconciled with Valan- court, 650-655 " Euphues. The Anatomy of Wit," introd., VII, VIII ; selections from, 60-87 Euphues, described, 60 ; goes to Naples, 61 ; meets Philautus, 62 ; they call on Lucilla, 64-69 ; he deceives Philautus, 70-72 ; woos and wins Lucilla, 73-80 ; writes to Philautus, 82 ; is sur- planted by Curio, 83-84 ; seeks solace in study, 85 ; is reconciled with Philautus, 87 Evangelist, starts Christian on pilgrimage, 129-130 "Evelina," introd., XI-XII ; selec- tions from, 443-482 Evelina, writes to Mr. Villars from Howard Grove, 452-454 ; from London, 454—482 ; sees Garrick act, 454—455 ; walks in Mall, 455 ; goes shopping, 456 ; at- tends a ball, and meets Lord Orville, 457-463 ; goes to opera, 463-482 Excalibur, King Arthur's sword, its coming, 6-7 ; its passing, 56-57 Faithful, Christian's companion through Vanity Fair, 134-143 Falconara, Count of. See Jerome Falkland, makes Caleb Williams his secretary, 739 ; is described, 740-741; his story told, 743- 753 ; discovers Williams in pri- vate apartment, and makes him his victim, 754-783 ; confesses his crime, 750-757 ; is prose- cuted by Williams, 774-783 ;_ is conquered by him, 783 ; dies, 784 Fielding, Henry, introd., X, XI ; 303-395 Forester, prosecutes Caleb Wil- Hams, 758, 776 Frederick, Marquis of Vincenza, father of Isabella, 483, 525-526, 531, 541 ; discovers his daughter, 542-543; tells his story, 543- 545; would wed Matilda, 559; is warned by spectre, 568-569 Galahad, Arthurian knight, called Launcelot's son, 12; meets Launcelot on Grail quest, 15 ; meets and heals maimed king, 22-25 ; beholds marvels of Grail, 22-28 ; dies, 28 Gawain, King Arthur's nephew, asks to be knighted, 9 ; vows to go on Grail quest, 11 ; rides on quest, 13-21 ; in tournament, 32, 35; goes to Astolat, 38-40; takes news of Launcelot to court, 41-42 Giant Despair, Lord of Doubting Castle, imprisons Christian and Hopeful, 146-151 Godwin, WilUam, introd., X, XIII ; 737-785 Grail. See Holy Grail Guenever, becomes Arthur's queen, 7-9 ; grieves over knights' de- parture on Grail quest, 12-13 ; 790 INDEX is displeased with Launcelot, 41 ; becomes nun at Almesbury, 59 Gynecia, wife of King Basilius, 99, 101, 113, 115, 118 Hannah, Clarissa's maid, 244, 264 Harley, his grave, 657 ; admires Miss Walton, 660-663; sets out for London, and meets beggar, 663-666 ; visits Bedlam, 667-671 ; meets with Edwards and restores his grandchildren, 671-674; falls ill, 674 ; is visited by Miss Walton, 676-677 ; dies, and is buried, 677-678 Harlowe family, persecute Clarissa, 242-260 ; grieve over her death, 295-298 Hate-good, judge in Vanity Fair, 138-142 Hawldns, tenant of Tyrell's, per- secuted by him and hanged, 751- 753, 756, 757, 759, 779, 782 Help, assists Christian out of Slough of Despond, 133 Henri, son of Count de Villefort, 598 (and note) ; helps save ship, 603-605; takes Ludovico to haunted chambers, 615-619 ; hunts for Ludovico, 625-627 Henry the elder, goes to London, 706-707 ; meets with difficulties, 707-708 ; has change of fortune, 708-712; marries, 712; loses wife, 714, 715, 716, etc.; writes to brother, 720-723; is rescued by son, 730-731 ; re- turns to England, 731 ; sees funeral of brother, 732-733 ; lives with son, 733-736 Henry the younger, arrives in England, 720-726; appears to disadvantage in society, 726- 730 ; rescues father and returns to England, 731 ; sees uncle's funeral, 732-733; marries, 733- 736 Hickman, Charles, admirer of Miss Howe, 267 Hippolita, wife of Manfred of Otranto, 483, 484, etc.; is to be divorced, 553-556 ; seeks permission for divorce, 557-559 ; enters convent, 576 Holy Grail, appears to Round Table, 10-11; is sought by Arthur's knights, 11-29 Honour, Sophia's maid, encourages Tom, 358-359, 360 Hopeful, Christian's companion, 143-159 Howard, Lady, friend of Mr. Vil- lars, 443 ; invites Evelina to Howard Grove, 449 Howe, Anna, Clarissa's friend and recipient of most of her letters, writes to her for account of family differences, 239-241 ; urges her to marry Lovelace, 261, 265-266 "Humphry CUnker," introd., XI; selections from, 418-442 Humphry Chnker, offends Miss Bramble, 436-442 ; enters Bram- ble's service, 442 Ignorance, refused admittance to Celestial City, 159 Igraine, King Arthur's mother, 2 Imoinda, described, 165 ; betrothed to Oroonoko, 166-167 ; called Clemene, 167 ; married to Oroo- noko, 167, 170, 171 Inchbald, Mrs. EHzabeth, introd., X, XIII; 706-736 Isabella, betrothed to Conrad, 483, 484, etc.; wooed by Man- fred, 489-491 ; escapes from castle, 491-495, 534-535; pro- tected by Theodore, 539-541 ; discovers father, 542-543 ; es- tranged from Matilda, 549-552; weds, 577 " Jack Wilton." See " The Unfor- tunate Traveller " Jenkins, Winifred, maid in Bramble family, 420 ; writes home de- scribing Bath, 432-434 ; in coach accident, 434-436 Jerome, a monk, helps Isabella, 512-518; discovers son, 522- 524; helps HippoUta, 557-559 Kalander, Arcadian gentleman, 92; entertains Musidorus, 94- 109 Kay, King Arthur's foster-brother, 3 ; is made seneschal, 6 Lady of the Lake, See Excalibur Launcelot, Arthurian knight, rides on Grail quest, 11-21; goes to Astolat and meets Elaine, 30- 52 INDEX 791 Lauren tini, Lady, mysteriously connected with Emily, supposed dead, 592-595 ; 649 (and note) Lawrence, Lady Betty, Lovelace's aunt, 256, 271-272 Le Fever, assisted by My Uncle Toby, 399-408 Livia, Lucilla's friend, 64, 71-72 Lovelace, Robert, Clarissa's ad- mirer, injures her brother in duel, 239-241, 242, 245; writes Bel- ford about Clarissa, 248-251, 254, 258; writes Belford ac- count of elopement, 261-264 ; pursues Clarissa, 266-278 ; hears of her arrest, 278-279; hears of her illness, 287; dies, 299- 302 Lucan the Butler, supports King Arthur in war with Mordred, 54 ; dies, 55 Lucilla, daughter of Don Ferardo, entertains Euphues and Philau- tus, 64-69, 72-74; attracted to Euphues, 74-77 ; urged to wed Philautus, 77-80 ; rejects Euphues for Curio, 83-84; de- fies father, 85-86 Ludovico, a servant, accompanies Emily to Chateau-le-Blanc, 605 ; prepares to watch in haunted chambers, 613-619, 622-623 ; disappears, 624-627 ; reappears, 645-647 (and note) Lyly, John, introd., VII, VIII; 60-87 M., Lord, Lovelace's uncle, 265 (and note), 272 Mackenzie, Henry, introd., X, XII ; 656-678 Malory, Sir Thomas, introd., VII ; 1-59 "Man of Feeling," introd., XII; selections from, 656-678 Manfred, Prince of Otranto, 483; discovers dead son, 484-485 ; seizes strange peasant, 486-488 ; shows unnatural conduct towards family, 488-491, etc. ; is warned by spectre portrait, 491-492 ; dis- covers peasant in castle vaults, 496-498 ; gets rumor of giant form in castle, 498 ; searches for Isabella, 502-504 ; prepares to marry her, 513-518 ; inquires about her escape, 518-520 ; or- ders peasant's death, 520-522 ; finds him to be Jerome's son, Theodore, 522-524 ; receives knight of Gigantic Sabre, 525- 535 ; hears Jerome's story, 546- 548 ; urges Jerome's consent to divorce, 559-560 ; proposes marriage for daughter, 559 ; questions Bianca about Isabella, 562-566 ; urges double mar- riage, 567 ; seeks Theodore, 570 ; slays daughter, 571 ; repents and abdicates, 575-577 Maria, her story, 415-417 Matilda, daughter of Manfred of Otranto, 483, 484, etc.; talks with maid and discovers peas- ant, 504-512; frees Theodore, 535-538 ; is estranged from Isa- bella, 549-552 ; hears proposal of marriage, 552-553 ; meets Theodore in church, 570; is slain by Manfred, 571 Melford, Jerry, writes to Philhps describing family, 418-419 ; de- scribes coach accident and conse- quences, 434-442 Melford, Lydia, writes to Mrs. Jermyn of love affair, 419-420; and to Miss WiUis, 420-421; writes describing Bath, 428-432 Merlin, counsels King Uther, 1, 3 (note), 4; helps King Arthur to get Excalibur, 6-7 ; warns Arthur against Guenever, 8 ; finds knights for Round Table, 9 Merton, Mr., manner of living, 679, 680, 684; discusses Harry Sandford with Mrs. Merton and decides to let Mr. Barlow train Tommy, 686-687 ; takes Tommy home, 703-705 Merton, Tommy, indulged by par- ents, 679-680 ; rescued by Harry, 682 ; appears in contrast to Harry, 685-687 ; goes to school to Mr. Barlow, 691-703; is taken home by father, 703- 705 Mirvins, friends of Evelina : Cap- tain Mirvin, 452; talks with Mme. Duval, 466-468; Mrs. Mirvin, 444, etc. ; chaperons Eve- lina in London, 454-482; Miss Mirvin (Maria), 448, 455, etc.; goes to ball with Evelina, 457- 463 Miso, wife of Dametas, 100, 117; goes bathing, 118-120 792 INDEX Montague, Miss, niece of Lord M., 271-272 Montoni, Emily's uncle by mar- riage, 578 (and note), 581, 582, etc. Montoni, Mme., Emily's aunt, 578 (and note), 579, 583, etc. Mopsa, daughter of Dametas, 100 (and note), 117 ; goes bathing, 118-120 Morano, suitor to Emily, 578, 589, 596 Morden, Col. William, Clarissa's cousin, 258 ; visits her, 288- 291 ; writes Belford of family grief, 294-298; kills Lovelace in duel, 299-302 Mordred, King Arthur's nephew, wars with, and is slain by him, 53-54 "Morte Darthur," introd., VII; selections from, 1-59 Musidorus, rescued from ship- wreck, 91-92 ; entertained by Kalander, 94-109, 114 My Uncle Toby, saves a fly, 396- 397; befriends Le Fever, 399- 408 ; is appealed to by Widow Wadman, 413-415 "Mysteries of Udolpho," introd., XII ; selections from, 578-655 Nashe, Thomas, introd., VIII ; 121-127 "Nature and Art," introd., XIII; selections from, 706-736 Norton, Mrs., Clarissa's nurse, 255, 258, 293, 294 Norwynne, Mr., son of William the elder, 719. See William the younger Obadiah, servant in Shandy family, 397-398 Obstinate, Christian's companion, 130-132 "Oroonoko," introd., IX; selec- tions from, 160-171 Oroonoko, early history of, 162- 167 ; betrothed to Imoinda, 166 ; called Caesar after en- slavement, 167 ; marries Imo- inda, 167 ; kills tigress, 169- 170 ; is put to death, 170-171 Orville, Lord, admirer of Evelina, meets her at ball, 457-463 ; goes to opera, 473-478; calls, 481- 482 Palladius. See Musidorus, 94 Pamela, daughter of King BasiUus, described, 99-100 ; goes bathing, 118-120 Parthenia, Arcadian lady, history of, 101-114 Percivale, Arthurian knight, in quest of Grail, 21-28; dies a hermit, 28 Phil-autus, suitor to Lucilla, meets with Euphues, 62-63 ; takes him to Lucilla's, 64-69, 72-73; re- jected by her, 76-80, 83; re- proaches Euphues, 80-82, 85 ; is reconciled with Euphues, 87 Phillips, Sir Watkin, recipient of Melford's letters, 418, 434 Philoclea, daughter of King Basil- ius, 97; described, 99-100; in love with Zelmane, 114—117; goes bathing, 118-120 "Pilgrim's Progress," introd., IX; selections from, 128-159 Pliable, Chi-istian's companion, 130-132 Pyrocles, 91, carried off by pirates, 92, 94; disguised as Amazon, 114-120 Radcliffe, Mrs. Ann, introd., X, XII; 578-655 Raymond, captain of thieves, be- friends Caleb Williams, 767- 774 Rebecca, betrothed and, later, wife of Henry the younger, 731, 734-736 Richardson, Samuel, introd., X- XI; 239-302 Round Table, 6, 8 ; established, 9, 11, 13, etc. "Royal Slave." *See " Oroonoko " St. Aubert, Emily's father, 578 (note), 649-650 St. Foix, Blanche's betrothed, 627, 629 (and note) ; meets adventure in robber stronghold, 629-647, 650 "Sandford and Merton," introd., XII-XIII ; selections from, 679- 705 Sandford, Farmer, 680, 704 Sandford, Harry, a model boy, 680-681 ; saves Tommy from snake, 682 ; is entertained at Merton's, 682-685; is a model pupil, 691-703 Sarah, Lady, Lovelace's aunt, 256 INDEX 793 Shandy, Captain. See My Uncle Toby Shandy, Mr. and Mrs., discuss their son, 408-410 Sidney, Sir Philip, introd., VII, VIII; 88-120 Sinclair, Mrs., London lodging- house keeper, 278 (note 1), 279 Smith, Mrs., woman with whom Clarissa takes refuge, 278 (note 2), 285, 286, 288-289, 292 Smollett, Tobias George, introd., X, XI ; 418-442 Solmes, Roger, suitor to Clarissa, 242 ; visits Harlowe Place, 244- 245, 250, 252, 253, 257, 260 Square, gentleman resident at All- worthy's, 322 (and note) ; dis- cusses Tom and Blifil, 324-328; admires Mrs. Bhfil, 329-331, 335, etc. ; - visits Tom, 354-355 Sterne, Laurence, introd., X, XI ; 396-417 Strephon, Arcadian shepherd, 88- 95 Susannah, maid in Shandy family, 397-399 Theodore, son of Count of Fal- conara (the peasant. See Man- fred, Prince of Otranto) ; his identity discovered, 522-524 ; im- prisoned by Manfred, 525 ; freed by Matilda, 535-538; protects Isabella, 539-541 ; wounds her father, 541-543 ; hears his fa- ther's story, 546-548 ; his passion discovered by father, 556-557 ; pursues passion, 570-574 ; is proclaimed heir of Otranto, 574 ; weds Isabella, 577 " Things as They Are ; or. The Ad- ventm-es of Caleb Williams," in- trod., XIII ; selections from, 737-785 Thwackum, clergyman resident at Allworthy's, 309-320, 322-323; discusses Tom and Blifil, 324— 328; admires Mrs. Blifil, 329- 331, 334, etc. ; visits Tom, 354 Toby. See My Uncle Toby "Tom Jones," introd., XI; selec- tions from, 303-395 Tom Jones, introduced, 308-315 ; promises ill, 315-320 ; quarrels with Blifil and takes conse- quences, 322-323 ; discussed by Thwackum and Square, 324- 328; favored by Mrs. Blifil, 331-332 ; discussed by author, 332-333 ; youthful escapades and consequences, 334-350 ; res- cues Sophia, and breaks arm, 350-353 ; confined at Western's, falls in love with Sophia, 353- 360; meets Sophia, 382-383; banished by AUworthy, 393- 395 Trim, Corporal, My Uncle Toby's servant, uses hat with dramatic effect, 397-399; takes part in Le Fever episode, 401-402, 402- 406, 407 " Tristram Shandy," introd., XI ; selections from, 396-417 Tristram Shandy, discussed by parents, 408-410; takes pity on ass, 411-413; meets with Maria, 415-417 Tyrrel, Barnabas, brutal landlord, enemy of Falkland, mysteriously murdered, 746-753, 756, 757, 779, 782 "Unfortunate Traveller," introd., VIII; selections from, 121-127 Uther Pendragon, King Arthur's father, dies, 1-2 Vain-hope, ferries Ignorance over to Celestial City, 159 Valancourt, Emily's betrothed, 579 (and note), 583, 595-596, 606, 623 (and note) ; reconcilia- tion with Emily, 650-655 Villars, Rev. Arthur, Evelina's guardian, and recipient of her letters, tells story of her parents, 445-448 ; permits her to visit Howard Grove, 450-452 Villefort, Count de, 598 (note) ; takes Ludovico to haunted cham- bers, 615-619 ; hears strange music, 620-622 ; seai'ches for Ludovico, 623-627 ; meets ad- venture in robber stronghold, 629-647, 650 Villeroi, Marchioness de, 606 (note) ; her chambers visited by Emily, 606-615, 618, 628, 649 (and note) Wadman, Widow, assisted by My Uncle Toby, 413-415 Walpole, Horace, introd., X, XII ; 483-577 794 INDEX Walton, Miss, Harley's friend, 657 ; described, 660-663 ; calls on Harley, 676-677 Western, Mrs. (Miss), Western's sister, introduced, 361-362 ; dis- cusses with brother Sophia's future, 362-366 ; prepares So- phia to meet suitor, 373-377 Western, Sophia, introduced, 344r- 347; loses bird, 348-350; falls from horse, 350^353 ; plays on harpsichord, 356-358, 360; her future discussed by father and aunt, 362-366 ; her conduct at dinner-party, 367-368 ; is pre- pared to meet suitor, 373-377 ; is wooed by Blifil, 377-380; re- jects father's choice, 380-381 Western, Squire, Allworthy's neigh- bor, 337, 339 ; favors Tom, 340- 341, 345, 347, etc. ; discusses Sophia's future, 362-366 ; makes proposal to Allworthy, 368-369 ; is angered by Sophia, 380-381 ; and by Tom, 384-388; informs Allworthy of Tom's conduct, 388-390 Wilkins, Deborah, servant in All- worthy family, 307, 309-310, 312, etc. William the elder, goes to Londoi^ 706-707; fails to succeed, 707- 711 ; obtains a Uving, 711 ; mar- ries, 713-714; hears brother has left England, 717 ; interest in son, 718-720; gets letter from brother, 720-723; receives nephew, and tries to instruct him, 723-730 ; dies, 732-733 WiUiam the Quaker (William Wal- ters), surgeon taken prisoner by Captain Singleton on way to Barbadoes. See Captain Single- ton William the younger, described, 718-720 ; appears to advantage before cousin, 726-730, 733 Willis, Miss, recipient of Lydia Melford's letters, 420, 428 Willoughby, Sir Clement, admirer of Evelina, 463 ; calls, 465-467 ; meets her at opera, 473 ; takes her home, 475-482 Wilson, in love with Lydia Mel- ford, 421 ; writes to her, 421- 423 Zelmane (Pyrocles), 114-117; watches princesses bathe, 118- 120 i>2 3 *M \ r i ^ .