JL2Z2ZZ222222222222222Z22222Z2Z22222222ZZZZ2ZZZ22Z22Z f/fi^^^^^^^^ "^o5^^ Compiled and Edited by LIEUTENANT (j.g.) HENRY J. FRY CHAPLAIN'S CORPS, U. S. N. Decorated with Cartoons by ENSIGN WORTHY J. F. FORWARD U. S. N. Printed with the Permission of The Navy Department and The Commanding Officer of the U. S. S. Henderson :3S«U^ !)-■ Copyrighted May, 19]9 by Chaplain BeitryJ.Fri OiJH 't b/y ©CI.'A5 2 9 080 BROOKLYN EAGLE PRESS ^VV.-^ I of ti)e m. ^. ^. ^tvibn^on tS) Deliicatetr to eaci) anil e\)erp man toi)o |)elpeti to make ti)e recorlr a prouti one HUMBLY, YET PROUOLY I OEOICATEl THIS "I LITTLE BOOK TO YOU MEN , TH El-ETCJ YOU TELL EM, CHAPPIE, I'M SHORT WINDED ! ! CAPTAIN WILLIAM R, SAYLES. Jr U. S. N. COMMANDING OFFICER, AUGUST. 19 18, TO [PRESENT DATE CAPTAIN WILLIAM H. SHEA, U.S.C.G. EXECUTIVE OFFICER FEBRUARY, 1919, TO PRESENT DATE CAPTAIN GEORGE W. STEELE. U.S.N. COMMANDING OFFICER, JUNE, 1917, TO AUGUST, 1918 LIEUTENANT-COMMANDER W. C. BARKER, U.S.N. EXECUTIVE OFFICER, AUGUST, 1917, TO FEBRUARY, 1919 Photograph bj Central \'evjs Service, Sew York City WITH 'THE FIRST TO FRANCE" The U. S. S. Henderson was with "The First to France. " Tremendous difficulties were overcome that she might carry the first American fighters "over there, " It was a tense hour when she steamed down the Narrow^s to join the formation, June 14, 1917, as her first load of marines w^aved farewell to the Statue of Liberty. Those ships went to meet the initial test in transporting the American army over three thousand miles of submarine infested water. But four days previously, she, a newly built ship, traversed her first mile of water. She made her first run from Philadelphia, where she was built, to New^ York, to report for overseas duty. Sailing down the Delaware River she experienced engine trouble. That run to New^ York, with her mainmast not aboard, with mechanics from the Philadelphia Navy Yard still working up to the last mo- ment, with her decks and holds littered with the debris of speedy completion — that run was counted as her trial trip. Just six days before leaving for France her boilers for the first time felt the pressure of steam. The first power ever developed aboard the U. S. S. Henderson was on June 8, 1917. She left with the convoy June 14th. 7 <^e ^rS.Sf 'J/enc/brson But three weeks before sailing she was commissioned at the Philadelphia Navy Yard. Her completion was feverishly hastened by the declaration of war. Day and night, w^ithout ceasing, her decks rang w^ith the sounds of many workmen. Her crew^ w^as messed aboard neighboring ships, and her light and heat came from the Yard until just before the lines w^ere cast off. When on the evening of June I 2th she proceeded up the North River and anchored off ninety-sixth street she was ready for a maiden voyage to Europe w^ith "The First to France." Only by the urgent insistance of her Commanding Officer, Captain Steele, was she permitted to go at all. Her machinery, and especially her turbo-generators, were in an untested and uncertain condition. It was problem- atical how^ far she could run on her fuel and it was reported that no fuel oil could then be obtained in France. It w^as a venture demanding the maximum of courage and resourcefulness to take an untried vessel through sub- marine haunted w^aters w^ith almost tw^o thousand souls aboard. The urgent need of getting men to the other side w^as a strong argument supporting the Captain's plea to the Admiral that the Henderson be allow^ed to go. That first trip tested the metal of officers and crew. It was only by indomitable w^ill that she held her position in the convoy as she did. The fifth day out she tw^ice dropped from formation for repairs, first having difficul- ties w^ith the electric steering gear which necessitated hand steering, and then having trouble with the port en- gine throttle. The day follow^ing, the feed pumps failed, the steering gear again w^ent wrong, the starboard engine stopped altogether and the port engine had to be cut down 8 %7>f 'I;^ c^^//o ^mnce to one third normal revolutions. This required the entire convoy to drop its speed to five knots for several hours during the afternoon, but by nightfall the troubles had been solved and the ships vv^ere once more making normal progress. There w^ere other times during the trip she w^ithdrev^ temporarily from the convoy. Each day brought its new problems. Those hours w^ere grim enough, but at the time there was little realization of the calibre of the undertaking. It was a new^ and untested vessel, in the hands of officers and a crew^ who scarcely knew each other's names, solving the problems of the first over-seas convoy, meeting engine room and stearing gear difficulties day after day, steering by hand in the exacting zig-zagging convoy formation. The Henderson is proud of her entire record, but if one achievement stands out above the others as the high light of that record, it is her first trans-Atlantic voyage. J. A SUBMARINE ATTACK On the second voyage to France, when the French coast was but a day's journey distant, a British convoy passed to the westward. One of the destroyers signaled: "My convoy w^as attacked by a submarine ten miles from the present position." On receiving this warning the Henderson and her sister ships began a rapid zig-zagging. The next morning, August 20th, at 8:32, just as the Point de Kerdonis lighthouse on Belle Isle w^as sighted, a destroyer on the left of the fleet dropped a depth bomb. Almost instantly the Antilles fired three shots and the Finland fired five rounds at the submarine. The Hender- son immediately sounded general quarters. Occasionally the guns of the other ships were heard. Five minutes after nine the Henderson sighted the wake of the sub- marine and opened fire with the starboard battery firing six shots before the periscope disappeared. Two French aeroplanes were maneuvering over the zig-zagging fleet, dropping depth bombs. Again the Antilles fired three times; the Finland fired five more shells, and the battle was over except for shots from the Lenape and the San Jacinto. At ten o'clock the formation was proceeding at standard speed for the mouth of the Loire River. The attack had failed. 10 %i5^I^^ <^i%sfio ^^nce THE ILL-FATED ANTILLES On the third homeward-bound trip the Henderson was but eight hundred yards distant when a German torpedo struck the Antilles. From the Henderson's decks, strained eyes watched her go down in six and a half minutes. It w^as at dawn — the submarine's best hour for striking — Wednesday morning, October 17, 1917. But an hour before, thick weather had set in and there was a choppy, w^hite-cap sea. The convoy was steaming west- w^ard w^ith the Henderson in the lead as guide. Eight hundred yards behind her followed the Antilles and the same distance astern of her steamed the Willehad. The converted yacht Corsair was two hundred and fifty yards off the port bow and the yacht Alcedo bore a hundred and fifty yards off the starboard bow. On the log is entered this terse non-committal record of the tragedy: "At 6:47, just before sunrise, in latitude 48^ 07 N. longitude 1 1 " 2.V W, by astronomical obser- vations, w^hile on course 266 (psc), 30° to the left of base course, an explosion was observed on the port side of the Antilles due to a torpedo." With the explosion she immediately took a list to port. This was followed by an internal explosion thirty seconds later and she began to sink rapidly stern first, listing over to an angle of 30° in four minutes. A minute more and her stern was deep in the sea, her bow^ out of the water. Another minute and a half and she took her final plunge. Through the mists of early dawn men were seen swarming down the lines attempting to reach the small boats, only three of which appeared to be afloat. Her II crew had just three hundred and ninety seconds in which to abandon ship. According to orders, the convoying yachts rushed to the rescue of the doomed ship while the Henderson, sounding her w^histle and siren, belching forth a smoke screen, steering a constantly shifting course, left the vicinity of the disaster full speed ahead. As the Willehad cleared the scene she sighted the submarine and fired several shots. A ship's log is not a romance novel, but occasionally its entries give "human interest " touches. The log of that fateful watch closes w^ith this notation: "The follow^- ing books belonging to this vessel v^^ere lost v/hen the Antilles went down, having been loaned to Lieutenant- Commander D. T. Ghent, U. S. Navy, Senior Naval Officer aboard the Antilles: "The Knight on Wheels, " "A Point of Honor," "The Northerner," "The Debtor." The closing incident of that day occurred at three o'clock, an incident that w^as a transition from the sub- marine to the ridiculous. Number eight gun fired at w^hat appeared to be a submarine; the course was changed; general quarters w^as sounded; full speed ahead was ordered; and then it w^as discovered to have been the blovv^ of a whale! /i^ME32aS AsfOSTfEK View OFSnB THE FIRE That night thick fog set in and the Henderson lost sight of the accompanying destroyers and only their dis- tant fog whistles assured her of their desperately needed presence. All night the fight continued and the pumps labored. All aboard were alive to their danger. Suddenly, at 4:40, on the morning of July 4th, the weather freshened. The ship, w^ithout vs^arning, rose to an even keel, and as the body of w^ater in her holds rushed to the port side, she keeled over to port to a list of tw^enty-tw^o degrees w^here she fetched up. All thought at that instant that she could not recover, that she w^as going to capsize, that the w^arning of the captain's order had been all too well timed. Captain Steele w^as on the bridge and by suddenly giving the rudder hard left as the ship sw^ung over he helped to neutralize the sudden list. That which had all but spelled catastrophy brought relief, for the w^ater thrown into the burning parts of the vessel, smothered the fire and from that hour its control was assured. The day was devoted to the pumps and gradually the list subsided until by noon the danger w^as over. The Mayrant left for Philadelphia at dawn with the major part of the Henderson's crew aboard, while the Paul Jones continued to stand by. During that day thick fog again settled dow^n and the w^ind increased but the crisis was past. It w^as a glorious Fourth of July. In the afternoon of the next day when the States were sighted, the Paul Jones, w^hose plucky presence had meant so much to the struggling Henderson, left for he: assigned duty, and the Henderson made port at Phila- delphia. 24 ^^t/i''Iorth Carolina and two destroyers rive American de- stroyers storms Drayton, Jarvis 1 1st Replacement Bat talion. Co. 134, 137, 138, 139 VlatKonia, Aeolus, fo :ahontas, Mai lory, Henderson Kocnester, Fanning, Cushing, Rowan, Win slow, Wilkes. Tucker. Wainwright, C u m ■ mings, Davis, Wads- worth, Caldwell, Nich olson Henderson, Matsonia. Aeolus, Worden Monaghan, Roe, Lam- son Aeolus, Huron, Sib- oney, Mallory, Tena- dores. Mercury, Hen- derson North Carolina, .\m- men, M c D o u g al , Wilkes, Parker, Allen, Terry, Beale, Win- slow 3rd Replacement D*" tachment, Cu. 140 144, 145. 146 jreat Northern, Hen-j der=on i Warrington, Drayton, and a third American destroyer 35 THE WAR RECORD OI Cycle Port of Departure Date of Departure Port of Arrival Date of Arrival Mileagf 7 r>rooklyn Brest May 21. 1918 June 14, 1918 Brest Brooklyn June 8. 1918 June 25, 1918 3,448 3,448 Brooklyn June 30, 1918 The third day at sea a serious fire oc- curred, requiring the ship to turn back to Philadelphia, where she arrived July 6, 1918. 1.400 Repairs due to fire made July 7. 1918, to August 13, 1918 Philadelphia August 13, 1918 Brest August 25, 1918 3,448 8 Brest August 29, 1918 Brooklyn September 10. 1918 3,448 Brooklyn September 15, 1918 Brest September 28, 1918 3,448 9 Brest October 8, 1918 Brooklyn October 21, 1918 3,448 Brooklyn October 28, 1918 Brest November 9, 1918 3,448 10 ARMISTICE Brest November 12, 1918 Brooklyn November 25, 1918 3,448 11 Brooklyn > Brest December 6. 1918 December 24, 1918 Brest Hoboken December 17, 1918 January 5, 1919 3,448 3,448 12 Hoboken Brest Bordeaux January 16, 1919 January 27, 1919 February 3, 1919 Brest Bordeaux Hoboken January 26, 1919 Tanuarv 30, 1919 February 23, 1919 3,448 350 3,766 13 Hoboken Bordeaux March 3, 1919 March 19, 1919 Bordeaux Hoboken March 16, 1919 April 2, 1919 3,900 3.766 94,415 Engines overhauled at Morse Dry Docks, Brooklyn, N. Y., Apr il 7, 1919, to May 19 1919. 36 HE U. S. S. HENDERSON limes of Troopships Names of Escort Through American Zone ^n Steuben. Siboney, iron. Mercury, Mal- y, Teiiadores, Mon- fia, LTlua. Amerika, inbau iron, Henderson. lerrv Leaf Sigourney Names of Escort Through French Zone Morth Carohna and five American destroy- -rs Gushing, Little, Loe, J'Brien; Burrows The U. S. Marine Units Carried 1st MG Replacement Battalion. 4th Re- placement Battalion inderson, Mongolia, | At time of fire Paul Jones and Mayrant Steuben, Cala- turned back to Philadelphia with the Hen- .res, Siboney, D'Ab- rz\, Amerika, Pres- ent Grant, Huron, lUory, M e r c u r y, nadores, Zealandia, irsk, Madowska derson, while the Frederick, Calhoun and Seattle went on with tlie formation 2nd Casual Battalion, Co. A, B, C Transferred to Von Steuben at time ot fire ;nchuria, Matsonia, mderson, Huron, irtha Washington. olus, Nederlander, tria irtha Washington, derlander, Aeolus, tria, Henderson iland, Martha ishington, U 1 u a, ;derlander, Pocahon- Aeolus. Kursk, whatan. Calamares, ;nderson occasin. West :onk, Nederlander. enderson esident Grant, Pow- i t a n, Pocahontas, enderson, H u r o n, ilhelmina. N e d e i- nder, Ulua, Anti- nne, Mongolia. Cal aares, Pastores, Prin- ss Matoika Stringham, Seattle. P?rkins, Patterson and six SC boats Stringham, P u e b 1 o. New H a m p s h i r e, Stribling Nicholson, Cushing, O'Brien, Warrington, McDougal. Wick s. Tucker, Drayton, Er- icsson. Several American de- stroyers Several American de strovers 3rd Battalion, Co. A, B. C. 4th Battalion, Co. A, B, C Important Events The fire Julv 2, 1915 to July 5, 1918 Louisiana and four .American destroyers Tarvis, Conners, Nich- olson, Ericsson, War- rington Seven American de- stroyers 13th Reg., 3rd Battal- on. Co. L, M MG, 1, K, The influenza epi- demic The collision with the Finland, Sept. 27, 1918 ^fG Battalion. Co. A. B. C. D. 9th Sep Battalion, Co. A, B, C, D Since the armistice the Henderson ha' carried home casuals only, the majority of whom have been wounded soldiers 37 The (Sonvoy Giving FujekatSea F \ \ i ' • ' 1 A \ " ^mJ \ I^IbKMAnoN UkDER 3XOOXDM 3jiWGE •-* -"^ Tn£i Gzxns oa/ Watch "CARRYING ON' THE OFFICERS AND CREW OF THE U. S. S. HENDERSON tlf)t m. ^. ^. ^enbcrson May Eighteenth, 1918 NOTICE. 1. The Captain takes pleasure in commun- icating to the officers and crew the impressions of Brigadier-General Doyen after accompanying the Captain on the weekly inspection. 2. At the conclusion of the inspection the General remarked: "I cannot tell you my high opinion of the good order in which I found the ship. I have been told more than once, by officers arriving at the front, about the clean- liness of the Henderson, but it must be seen to be appreciated. I was also struck by the fact that during the inspection of the crew every man kept his head and eyes to the front except one Filipino whose curiosity got the better of him." 3. These words from an officer of the rank and experience of General Doyen are indeed praise. The Captain takes pride in commanding such a ship and crew. GEORGE W. STEELE, Commander, U.S. Navy. Commanding. 39 <^i:h^jNG Down thb Diving l-i^M iww|^^rT^ jf> » Mk mH^ '^'is W .mmmik jH- > "'^' ;■ ''■ (5apxajh!s Inspectto^ c^esjxBBJT^G ^gs anv Hamj-iocks AT WORK 2>fE MBz>iGm£- Bazx. WATCHmG THE 3oUTJ TkE TOUKHAMEJ^T The 3ani> A Dollar. Vni>er Hoim ani> Nozasses JlAGS AT PLAY MACHINIST MATFI -^ Jy^HTHIMK^ |, VURE- f^^'^^K^k" ^'^-itfft^ THE OFFICERS Captain Captain William R. Savles, Jr., U.S.N. Executive and Gunnery Officer Captain William H. Shea, U.S.C.G. First Lieutenant Lieutenant Frank Schultz, U.S.N. Engineer Officer Lieutenant John L. Barn.swell, U.S.N. Navigator Lieutenant Q. R. Thomson, U.S.N. Cunununication Officer Lieutenant [j.g.) George F. Pushavv. U.S.N.R.P\ Medical Officer Lieutenant T. O. Summers. M.C. U.S.N. Dental Officer Lieutenant George S. Maynakd, D.C, U.S.N.R.F. Supply Officer Lieutenant Casper T. Fredrickson. P.C. U.S.N. Chaplain Lieutenant (j.g) Henry J. Fry. Ch.C, U.S.N. 43 LINE OFFICERS Lieutenant (j.g.) H. L. Carlson, U.S.N.R.F. Lieutenant (j.g.) R. L. Young, U.S.N.R.F. Ensign John J. Dem, U.S.N. Ensign Clay B. Eddy, U.S.N. Ensign W. J. F. Forward, U.S.N. Ensign Arthur S. Elzey, U.S.N.R.F. Ensign M. C. Doolittle, U.S.N. Ensign Daniel T. Duncan, U.S.N. Ensign Harry R. Eaton, U.S.N. Ensign Joseph B. Benedict, U.S.N. Ensign Walter A. Donop, U.S.N. Ensign Frank S. MacGregor, U.S.N. Ensign Chester A. Murray, U.S.N.R.F. Ensign Charles K. Smith, U.S.N. Ensign Milo Hazard, U.S.N.R.F. Ensign Robert W. Grubb, U.S.N. Ensign Arthur E. Pierce, U.S.N. Boatswain Albert F. Jeffrey, U.S.N. Machinist Henry S. Goucher, U.S.N. Machinist Victor LaCount, Jr., U.S.N. Gunner (E.) William H. Frizzle, U.S.N. The date of this roster is April 1, 1919. STAFF OFFICERS Lieutenant Leonard H. Denny, M.C, U.S.N. Lieutenant (j. g.) W. A. Cassidy, M.C, U.S.N.R.F. Ensign George W. Davis, P.C, U.S.N. Ensign Jesse S. Baer, P.C, U.S.N. Pharmacist R. H. Stanley, U.S.N. Carpenter August Steiner, U.S.N. 44 /// the stress of zvar duties, with the eounnissioning of new ships, and the reassignment of men to nezv positions, many zvho served aboard "The Henderson" during the zvar are not on the roster of the present date. "The Henderson's" zvar record includes the fol- lozi'itig names and dates of service : Captain George W. Steele, U.S.N. Commanding Officer, June, 1917, to August, 1918. Lieutenant-Commander W. C. Barker, U.S.N. Executive Officer, August, 1917, to February, 1919. Lieutenant S. W. Wallace May. 1917, to June Lieutenant-Commander F. R. King May, 1917, to April Lieutenant V. Wood May, 1917, to March Lieutenant (j. g.) W. A. Hall May, 1917, to December Lieutenant G. K. Arwin June, 1917, to January Lieutenant F. T. Stevenson May, 1917, to October Lieutenant R. F. Jones, M.C May, 1917, to December Lieutenant-Commander S. Hempstone, P.C June, 1917, to August Lieutenant H. D. Dougherty May, 1917 to June Lieutenant E. J. McCluen May, 1917, to November Lieutenant J. Feaster, C.C May, 1917, to September Asst. Pay Clerk W. C. Wood June 1917 to December Lieutenant (j. g.) L. S. Hill, P.C November. 1917, to May Lieutenant (j.g.) E. A. Green December, 1917. to January Lieutenant S. A. Folsom, M.C December, 1917, to October Ensign C. J. Lamb December, 1917, to October, Gunner (R.) G. D. Gaffney February, 1918, to April Lieutenant G. Bannerman April. 1918, to January- Lieutenant J. R. McKean June. 1918. to November Ensign C. E. Eaton June, 1918, to October Lieutenant Earl T. Brown June. 1918. to August Ensign F. H. Flagg June, 1918. to January Lieutenant (j. g.) R. Rush June, 1918, to August Lieutenant (j. g.) W. D. Sample June, 1918. to August 1917 1918 1918 1917 1918 1918 1917 1917 1918 1917 1917 1917 1918 1919 1918 1918 1918 1919 1918 1918 1918 1919 1918 1918 45 Ensign B. Ellison June, 1918. to September, 1918 Ensign T. H. Enright June, 1918, to October, 1918 Lieutenant K. D. Legge July, 1918, to January, 1919 Ensign C. J. Shull June, 1918, to December, 1918 Ensign B. J. Eastman June, 1918, to October, 1918 Ensign N. W. Emery June, 1918, to October, 1918 Gunner (O.) W. S. Durkee June, 1918, to April, 1919 Lieutenant H. A. Horax June. 1918. to July, 1918 Lieutenant (j. g. ) C. J. Hambe June, 1918, to July, 1918 Lieutenant (j. g. ) A. Swendsen June, 1918, to July, 1918 Ensign A. S. Garrison October, 1918, to April. 1919 Lieutenant W. P. Herbst, M.C October. 1918, to April, 1919 Boatswain W. H. Pate. October, 1918, to April, 1919 Ensign W. H. Hamilton October, 1918, to April, 1919 Ensign N. J. Elmes November, 1918, to March. 1919 Lieutenant (j. g.) E. L. Dow. Jr.. D. C December, 1918. to April, 1919 Ensign E. C. Bonnevier. P. C January, 1919, to February, 1919 Lieutenant (j. g.) C. Steinhauser, M. C January, 1919, to March. 1919 MORALE UNIT Lieutenant William Veit. Chaphun, U. S. Army Mr. Harold H. Shaw. Major, American Red Cross Mr. John Acheson, Y. M. C. A. Secretary Mr. William C. Owens, A', of C. Secretary 46 FOR ITS ALWAYS FAIR WEATHER WHEN GOOD FELLOWS GET TOGETHER' IhE 2lly' or if you can do eny sort of entertainment stunt, whether it b© musical, or clogg d?.ncing, or reciting,, or whatever i^ may be. Wq can use sep- erate numbers between the movie reels, end v/hat ia more we oen work up an all-fita^ vaudoville ^^^"^ij^f^.^ the orew haa tglent for a starter end all two need is several npnbsts from the passengers. 30 wl-its your name, and stunt, and the num- ber of your oCmpartment on a bit of paper and drop it in Sidelights box in the barber shop, or see the ship's chap- lain. Don't think tliat your stunt is not good cncuj^ii. Tallc it over. Are you ready? SIUG!! Some of bur passenger can give us songs between the movie reels. Vie have the materials^^ for making song slidas so the vfhole crowd can jToin in- on the chorous, Perhaps the na^cings of a quartette has already p]?ut in its appear- ance. Quartette music is aboard ready for uge. If there is a, piano player a- board who needs the' scorej, or a violin artisr, all he has to do to get music is to ask the Chaplain. You will help the spirit of the crowd if you can SIDELICH(E ^^ ^ ^MstAi. BRIEF PERSONAL MENTION Captain Robert W. Daniel, U.S.A. is a passenger aboard the Hen- derson, carrying with him to France two million dollara in currency weighing about ten tons I The two chief reasons for sending United Gtates currency *nd coin to Franco, fet this time, are the protection of our returning troops and the aiding of French exchange. Heretofore, many of our boys have landed in America with' French rfroney which they have had to eicchange -at a severe loss, which has also depreciated the value of the franc, which is already low. To remedy these con- ditions the V/ar Department is now shipping United States money to Trance where the returning troops can exchange their mofiey before they sail giving them a benefit of a fair rate and putting their countries money in their .pockets for'use aboard ship and upon debarking at home. General H. M. Lord," Director of Finance, has designated Captain Daniel to inaugurate this plan in France, hence ho ia aboard with much filthy lucre. Chaplain ¥/illiam Veit, U.S.A. is aboard the Henderson in accord- ance 'vith the plan of the I7ar De- partment to do all possible for the returning troops. IVhile his v/ork viTill have to do chiefly with the returning* boys he is anic- ious to be of service to the men of our crew in an3'' possible'^^^and is cooperating 'with Chaplain Fry and Secretary Atchison* Chap- , lain "ii'Qit ie a priest frorn Sioux City, lon&» He had his training 6S a Chaplain at the Cba,plain's School at Camp Taylor and is now fulfilling his first appointment as Army- Chaplain assigned to The U.S. S.Henderson. lieutenant D.M. Fleming, U.S.A. has also been assigned tfl the Henderson for duty. In order that the debarkation and distribution of home-coming troops v/ill proceed with the least possible delay, the V/ar Department, in conjunction with the Navy authorities arranged a course of instruction for about a hundred and f iftj^' Army officer^- td train t^iem to facilitate the movement ot troops. Each officer upon completing the course was tl>en assigned to a U. fl.-Navy Transport as Transport Personel Adjunt, his duties being those of Liaison officer bet-v/een the authorities of the p(yrts of debarkation ?.nd embarkation; Co-ordinating Offltfer betv/een the Navy and Army Officers aboard ship* and assistant to the Com- manding Officer of the returning troops. FATO.IERS - DIARYMEH - MIIKI.IAIDo •>- ATTENTIOtn. A discussion of t^st eoientlfid import v/as held at the Senior Officer's Mess last nights The subject possesses more comple::ity than the priority of the hen or the egg, and 1-9 as readily solved as the consequenoe of oontaot between an Immovable body and an ir- risistable fores* An erudite battle rago^ between the redoubtable gladiator of roason, lieutenant Thomson, anc|. that potential lan- cer of logic, .Chaplain Fry, The stupendous subject ia none other than the proper geographical," position from whloh t<5, take up that maidenly task of inducing laotlo ilu'id' from tli9- bovine speoies, or as it Is tritely put by ,the- practiced artifioer 'oX thei^ftsk: "From whicli side do you milk a cow?" ^ ^ -a In several of the premises the two scholarly ppponenta find themselves .in agreement. These premises briefly are: F^rat^ that all oowB not manifesting carnivorous impulses may -be approached from forvi/ard. Second, the operator proceeds on a m-ain lina.to the woll-deolc meanwhile keeping a weather eye on the g t era snoots.- The point of contention is: SHOULD THE' COW BE KIIKED FROM (CHE PORT OR STARBOARD SIDE? The Bureau for the Fecilitatloa of OOW Milking has offered the prize of one Havanna- filled olgax for the winner of the debate. The Chaplain holds that the starboard Is the prcper side, while lieutenant Thomson maintains that It ia the port, side*' Bo agreement ia in sight and a reward of 17,000,000 pesos in Villa money or «15 in American money will be awarded to the person helping in th© solution, iQt us have a lette^frpmYOU* PUBLISHED ON THE HIGH\SEAS ABOAHI* THE U;3.S .HENDBRSOB Trip 12 - IIo. 10. Friday, J'ebruery, 7, 1919. Boxing- c^ .OL passengers how many mitt art- ists r'.rc there cnong you? If you produce the goods v;e can arrange a boxing 'tcuraament for tno crev/ has the rj;cn to meet all weights. How about putting on an afternccn's pei>- fcrT.ancc of siX'Or seven bcut3. Drop your iname,v/eisht, and compartment uurnber iu SidolifJits' box, or se-e the Chaplain. V / •'V^^DVI EI S There will be no movies to- day for .-pacsengcrs or crev/ because of keeping conpart- irents clean for to-morrow's inspection after to-day's field day. pield day 'in A505 yesterday unexpectedly pre- vented performcnce of announc- ed movies . Movies To-Fight- PAS5Ef^(3ER OFFICER'S I^CSS . 7.30 . CurreTit Elvents Club X-Nlgkt A meeting of the Ci-ew's Current Stents Club will be held this evening in the C.P.O. Hess, port side of main declc, at 6 o'clock thiQ evening. All reg- lar membea-s vnill be present and new members are vjelcome. The magazines 'of tho crew's re- ception room give us all the material. we nee'd for working up the papers read at the meetings and for taking part in the, general discussions which follov. Here is a way of keeping in touch with the world's events while we are isolated at sea. Will YOU join? Oh, you politicians Like yoemen and ijLUsicians. You've got the sofest billet And you don't work hardto fill it. Oh, you politiclai*is. You've got it soft, that's "true,. But some fine day I'll find a way To get a drag and make it pay. Then I'll be corkin' off with you. That's true. P.CiA. I iiiiii«if< FOOD WILL WIN THE WAf?;POMT waste: IT Officer to sea-8ic» negro soldier: "Is yo;^.^'^*?f °^jSn" 8ea-3ick negro soldier to officer: «No, Suh, Vs aiyi J eat RB far aa the rest of them, Suiu Up yuh come, sailorsi Snap out of the hopi We want news as lively as misquitoes in Jersey. You fellows with a strangle hold on the scuttlebut, don't act as If you had writers cramp Keep your ear glued to the conversational buzz ana build up a connection with Sidelights. We want dope enough to keep the editors as busy as a one-armed floor layer with the hives. Don't pass the buck when you get an earful. Wear out the Sidelights' boxes. Come across. Up yuh come! SIT). "2 LIGHTS ^uLu fib our Cows I VV 'If >,v • » I ."014 Besa aljein' mllliced from the Dere Editor: Well I'll be 30I durred ef ever I beam tell of seoh oonflab- , „„, ,j.^^g^g(j fooli3hiiess> Amillcin' a cow on the left side! Why gosh my ew&buokles, my son In lav;, Sixes - v/ell, his v;iffe, Anemia - you see, she's from the city and don*t know nothin' Better '- she est out ono day, it was only last month ef I recolleot rishtly, to milk our old Bess and gosh al- mighty ef she dld'nt Bet her stool on the left side of that ' i yignt slde.'^ J mully. I did presumw likely, Bess would kinder '^'^"'"'*' "*• resent sech tomfool treatment, hut durted my quid, dld'nt Bess, our gentle old mully, let go with her hind leg and Amenia is Jest now ahout s."6le to, do light chores around the ^^-.«.-»- -"—^ house - Bess mairled her so. Ho oow, nohow-.kin I etand for left handed mllkin* . It's aginst •Usture. It's agingt' all common slnse, why 'even • Tom Carlton, v/hat aint quite right In his head, J would Irnow that much. Enybody'd know that much. "I ain't no city swell, kin see." ye . Bet I ivell, iQBt to show you that i knows wh^t'I I know I enclose my picture, "— — -^..-a< -- "oia ]^S3 - thfe earns cow - a'bein^ mllJcad iyom the left side." - _ ^ ^ You can print' et you I want. I aint got no objections. You kin kinder I slz» me up, that I aint no city sv/ell, but I » know what I !mow about oows you kin bet. My. J Bon Jim, what'8 bin to college, he's a xegnlar I picture taker with his oamexa. He has all kinds I Of views from the old place. iVell he was azaak- * In' scenes v/hen Amenia v;as a tryin* to milk 014 Bo*Q an?l by heok dld'nt he jest catch that mully' s durned ex- expresBion jest before she kicked. And I'm sending you another picture of Bess as she Iboka natural abein' milked fr6m the right side, Plottures don't lie, Me,. Editor, as Solomon said, ycu can't arg agin them. So here's my proof and I'lx be lookin' fur them lifteen jslllion pesos - or whatever they're called. Tory respgotfUlly, ■Ezra Perkins, Ma Deah rdit«re \ Believe me, old top, was thoroughly distressed to learn of your BASfltly dllema. May it not be solved by referring to algebra. "Z** wonld equal the nnknovga side of the noble quadroped; "Y", the placid fluid; »na "2" the gentle animal herself. Hence s-y-z, 6.t^ MpvyywJa%M The Henderson" carries baclc to Araerioa the UlLIQmJliaJlL re,mains of Richard Norton, organizer and leader of the famous Norton^HarJes Amhulanoe Unit, the famous American Ambulance Service w/hioh he made possible. He called It into being during the early days of the war and it grew to num- ber eight hujadred cars. During the years when th© American flag v/as not seen on French soil, it was one of the few outposta of Americanism, representing the Stars and Stripeg to thousands of French soldiers whom it served, vd.th marked efficiency and un- tiring energy. Richard Norton, one of the first Americans to throw his energies into the struggle is fittingly returning to I'is native shores aboard the Henderson, the "first to Pranoo • Frk¥ TUo P«i/«i The people of the States through their iyJl ilVQ LjOvS. chosen welfare organizations are doing all In their power to make the return journey of their fighters as enjoyable as possible. The Red Cross has placed aboard , comf art kits, underwear and some candy. has also given , ..^.„^„^ „.v* ww.u^ ^v^wv.^ . The K. of C* nas aj.su ^xv^n some candy, smokes and athletic goods , The "Y" has placed' aboard tne lion's share of materials, including many movie films, oranges. and lomons; cigarettes, candy, magazines, writing-pap»r athletic neterials, song materials, and other things. Chaplain '^elt is coopferating with Secretary Atchison in distributing these things, and each day will see the men receiving some '■eminder of America's regard for l)er fighting men, TKo TJuiVy^^mAwt The crew is responding to the coning boxing iXlO iOUlfiamefll tournament and we ".expect the passengers to come across in the same style. Harmon,' Walton, Dettling and Put- «arae have already turned in their nanee, and many others are on the way. A hundred passengers are aboard who ere in physically lit condition end we are counting on several of them' stepping forward. The fight cannot have the interest possible, if the troops do not come across. The bouts will run but three rounds. It will not be a professional melee for blood, but all for gooa sport and an afternoon's entertainment for everybody, Come on. uKf^J^^JA^'lJ^ ^U'^P OV^ER THESIOE ANO ^WIMONIN TO LCT THEf^ KNOW tV6t?£ COM) W OO YOUME/^N TO TtLLne -THMT IS LA<=,T SIX DAYS/ fTHERES WHef^E 1 loFFTHE AZORES [MYOLO^fiVE HB.fl>F(0 GZey. OLDCHRISTOPHCR C0LQMBU5 f^MOE. (T tN THREE VfllLY COnriENT ON SHIPS PROGRESS. S I'D E L I G H T S fflUffiSRiMa: "I'm encleiug a plioto of my first Igoon in baking." ■^eer Edytor: I lowed as haow glad you'ns ud be to heam tell ine aboard this here ship. I aint eboastin that Iraa artist cause I'm just a ccnLTrion doughboy. They got me onto a detail down here in the'bakry fer quite a spell now, not as Ima baker but when we kum on yer ship, a fell.er what stutters and wears his sgts stripes up- side dovm he lined us up and said as how he wanted some bakers. Hone on us is bakers in the line so he lights onto a couple likly lobkin ones and sez you'll do. One of thm was me, so I was brought iAto the baiary. Ima ©lolosing & photo of my first lecon in balclng, but I aint akickin -as I'm a willing to do my bit so as how to get back to the plow. Them thejr frenoh gals and vin blancjie and csnyak is swell but give me the old USA and if miss Liberty ever sees me again after we Teach New York,, she'll hev to twrh and.lock the other way, Qauso "^'m headin' v;est. Joshua L. Dupps. P.S. - I hev a .hard time astandlng right'te-ide up on yer ship un account of these here hobnail boots of mine. ft PH^TflHJSLOVS Dear Ed- T^is is an Open letter to Eebel Pate Rebels I Understand That ypu are The boilermsker," If this is^tjrue, v.rtiat does a Boilermaker Do in the N&vy? It strikes me That you are About as busy As a policemen In Heaven. Hon&st,Reb, I wish you would Lend me a book ■Which -.0 on tain 3 The dope • on How to do it, Or rather, How to avoid Doing. .it_. Oh, would that I, my Mary, ware an aoid, A living acid; thou &n alkali Endov/'d with human sense, that, brought tog-etner We both might coalesce into one salt, One homogeneous crystal.- Oh» that thou -V/ert carbon, and myself were hydrogen; V/e would unite to form olefisnt gas, Or common coal, or naphthn. Would to heaven That I were posph»rous , and thou xvert lime I And we. of lime, composed & phosphuret. I'd be content to be sulphurio acid, So that thou might be- soda. In that case Ws shoula be Glauber's Salt. Wert thou Hagnesia Instead v;e'd form the salt knovm aS Epsom. Goulds »t thou potassa be,I,aqua-fortis, Our happy union should that compound form, Nitrate of Potash-otherwise saltpetre. And thus our several natures sweetly blent. We'd live and love together until death Should decompose the fleshly tertium quid ieaving our souls to all eternity^. Amalgamated. Sweet, thy nan© is Brlggs, And mine is Johnson. Wherefore should not ■v;e Agree to form a Johnsonate of Briggs. Request from yesterday's "Pepys": "Mayhaps a soft word from Sidelights may turn ll<^tune's mighty wrath, " To Sam Pepys, Esq. Sir: At your request the following was dispatched to ETeptuDO »'Mep, ord Boy, V.'hatthehelldoyouraean?" ^^^ Gob to O.p.: "I met a young lady ashore last night, sir. and I guess she's comin' aboard to-day. If she asks for the Ca)tain you'll know she means rae." v^jy voj.u fciL U L LlburT i oB^ ~ r- — i PUBLISHED on THE EI6H SEAS ABOARD THE U.S.3.HENDERS0B "To Lighten the Ship eiid Brighten the Trip" Trip 12 - Ho. 18 VJodnesday, Petruary, 19,1919. 2.00 - BOXIHG T?OtJSHAJteUt and BANL OTCEinr on well deck. If wea.ther"oompeis cancelation, the troopa will have moving pictures In A-505 -"THE COOK 0? CAWYON CAMP" 5»30 » Crew's Libxary open. Red Crosa Comfort Kits will be Issued to the crew at supper. 7.30 - Crew's Moving Pictures -"THE SHELL G/KB''vvith Emma V/heler. 7.30 - Officer's Moving Pictures in P.O. Mess -"HBRBDITY"- Madge Bvens. Confession preparatory to to-morrow's mass will be heard by Chaplain Veit in his stateroom, llo. 3, on starboard side of superdecK, from 4. 00 to 6.00 and_from 6.30 to 7 .50. 9.00 - Mass by Chaplairr Veit in f-505 for passengers and crew. 10.00 - Protestant Service for crew by Chaplain Fry in carpenter shop. The band will render special music. , ^ , -.^ 10.00 - Protestant service for passengers by Mr. Acheson in A-ooo. Officers are invited to all services. If the v;eather permits they will be held on well deck- 2,00 - Troops' s moving pictures -"DAVID GARRICK*'v/ith Justin Parnum. 3.30 - Sunday afternoon bend concert on well dock, weather permitting, .30 - Meeting- of Crew's Current Events CI Club. 7.30 7 .30 - Crew's Moving pictures -'HEMEDITyWith Mad^e Evens .30 - Oftlcar'a. mov~ijn,g pictures -"THE SHELL GAME, Emma Whelor. ,ri ill If the roll increases ox rain set In, the fight will "be post- 3€r BOTD vo BALLVriN DAYTON vs JOHNSON HARMOK vs AZUCEHAS Pvt.WJ»SEBURIl vs HOI.LINGSWORTH S&rgt. SHJK V3 COllIKS Pvt. WELDOK* vs BLAOKBiELL Other boute are being arranged. Referee: ESaslgn Bonivere.USN. Judges- Lieutenant Hughes, USA. Lieutenant Collins, USA Ensign Duncan, USN. poned but as this goes to ps&ss it has been decided to hold the tournament thljj afternooja. We are short of fitting glovpo so membsrs of the crew bring these you have been scrapping with. Each man is to tend to his uniform and select his second. Makp arrangement as to disposition of prize money before entering ring. hoWoyvhuke: to be me, re o, ONIfV TEN miS YUH SUPPOSE THfS l/tL PASS gee!'. "I 5URE.1 WISH I WAS A SHORT TIMER* Gosh? thev forgot to^ , Tew-MeAeou7 THIS/^T THE' ReCRu«TlM6 STATION V. SCRUBBING BAGS'*- H/^MnOCKS S 1 D ?. L 1 G H T S SEEIETS mumi) THETBEHEBSIM Troops A-505 2.00 PADDY O'HAEA vvith.Vifilliam Desmond Crow Carpenter Shop 7.30 i-ADDY 1 KARA with Willlan Desmond Officers P.0,M6ss 7*45 iiH. goode; the good SA1.IARITAN with Ilargarette .Marsh tm-' ING ncT- URES SSON& Again poBt- poned 00 a,ccount of the weather* Two ptOgELTrtS below, daily, at noon and ■ after supper, both fore end aft. HDMEWilHD BOUND llie tJ.S» S.Henderson * Dear Snip: BEII!i5 Cl'HAT yon afO A SHI? and TRA.T ON.Hi aoes'nt USUALLY TALK to SHIPS, Ana alao SINCii! YOU are FET^ININE, I don't know JUST V-fHAT to say TO YOU. But THIS IS what I am THINICING OP' now - THAT ALL things end, EVT^N THE worst of wars, AND NOW that our journey ACEOSS TKE biff pOnd WITH YOU IS ABOUT to fend, 1 HAVE a little lump IN MY throat AND I won't get rid OP IT Tintil 1 let you KNOW THAT there will BE SOIIE recollections THAT SHALL not end •TILL LIFE itself IS EHDBD. YOU ARE the KINDLY HAND WHICH LEADS us fron STRIPE AND hatred AND BLOOD to quiet AND PEACE; THE BRIDGE frOM ruin AND DESOLATION. and blight TO HOT.CE and rest; THE BLESSED transition PROM IIALICE and feud AND.TfURDER TO 'THE haupier ways OP CONSTRUCTIVli) life AND BROTHERHOOD. AND IP that is'nt enough FOR CAST-IRON plates AND RITOTS to do I'D LIKE to know WHAT IS? I'D- LIKE to know WHAT GREATER serric© TO PATRIOTISM OR HUMANITY COULD BE rendered, THAT IS why I MUST THAHZ YOU Juet a Bnok Prirate, SIDELIGHTS PUBLISHED ON THE HIGH SEAS ABOARD THE U.S .S. HENDERSON "To Brishtsn the Ship and Lighten th^ Trip"" Trip 13 - No. 1. - Eastward Bound - Tuesday, torch, 3, 1919. SIDELIGHTS giveg expression to thehttarty word "Weloome" from all the officers and prew of the Henderson to our a«w executive officer: CAPTAIN WILLIAM H. SHEA. "Here comes the exeo". Wd hope he is a^slad to come aboard aa we are to have him aboard. SIDELIGHTS snaps to attention and salutes., promising more than obedience, proniisins. active voluntary cc- c^cration. 80 EVERYBODY - UP ! (There-wore many requests for additional copies of the History of the Henderson, published last trip. F\ir1tbier, there are a' number of errors in that report. We are therefore printing a corrected and more complete story of. the ■ Henderkon' s war-time e::periences.} THE HENDERSON'S REGDHD The ^story of the U.S.S. Henderson rivals any that c^n bo, found among Amfirican transports. Sho has «xjeri«nced everything that a vessel caA erperience in time , of war, with the exception of being torpsdoed. having survived sut^mrine attacks, a serious fire, and three collisions. Together wit)i the Leviatha)j,Agememnon, Gteat northern, and Northern Pacific, she he&ds ths' list for number of round trips mado to Prance during the war, having completed ten. And she stands, sixth on tho ligt for tho fastest record cf days required to tn'^ko. the cycle, having mad© it in twenty-five days. The Hcndereon is Haval Transport; No. 1. 'She was built at the Philadelphia Navy Yard and v/as designed as an advance marine fefise 'With accomodations for $. orcr.« of almost two hundred, and approximately two thousand marines- "together with horses and com- plete Bquipmfinti, During hcr present war service sho carriet a crciv of three hundred and fifty, land owing to her standee-bunk equippmont is now practically j^ho'spital'. ship bringing home eaoh trip thirteen hundred • v/ounded . Tho Henderson's completion was hastened by th© declaration of v/ar with Germany and she was commissioned May, 24, 1917 and ^^ft ^^ THISriEANS YOU SIDELIGHTS' IS WHATEVER YOU IWH^' IT Nothing more or less. Come on crevi/ The east-bound trip is the tira« for the local ' knocks and bangs, AND HOW ABOUT SOME GARTOOHS? There are new SII3SLIGET'S lioxes at the log room and in tho forward pasEa'"-;9 way.- AND YOU "Y" PAS3ESG5i CONCERT * « ■ i 5= [ppA-w-w-L H/rriniCK-s? hf/^ve out /^HO i/iSHOPf K/LL {T?!l lcHQKE ir?.'!| [LEM riE SLEE P?] 'WHV DID lEVtR \ ^LEA l/£- HOME ?J ^iZ. -WJFF -I'R- - ^A.n. REVEILLE - lady to wounded soldier in hospital: "You must have come through some pretty tight squeezes?" Wounded soldier, g:ailtily: "Well, ma'am, the nurses were pretty good to me". S IITBI IGHTS' A WORD RBOUT TEE "Y" Wo Judge the "Y" as. 'there with the goods' whori we think of the bpl&ndid service Secretary Achsaofl renders our ship and his ivoxk for the returnins wounded, or when w© jneet tu© thirty-nine "Y" passengers now aboard, arid enjoy their- lectures and entertaiaiients end pote the calibre of the personnel. Yet tho verdict of ' the wounded we carry home is just the reverse. They hava little, that is' good to say for ths T". The crow will therefore be interested in having .some straight facts about tho situ- ♦ -^ ■ ' atioa'. The "Y" .lilco f^e- \ . ' V / other welfare organiza- tions drew up a fall W // program of service for the soldiers, a service "^y^Pv /T|==r| ySrv that would bo rendered in all its details en- \y fwl n fl==\ tirely free of charge. It built over two. thou- « rJ^ ^^^^^^^ ** ^^^^ ^^^^ costing up to eighteen thousand \\ // dollars apiSce; it ' transported ^n array of \\ // secretaries, hundreds of America's talented \\ / / theatrical stars, sing- ers, and lecturers; it \^/ sent ship loads of mov- ing picture 'supplies, \/ athletic gear, boolts, v/riting paper to be used . V ^q the tune of half a million sheets a day - anything aad everything to make the Hut a cen- ter of v;hol&some relaxation. This program was entirely free "to every- DOdy and always hes been and still is - a program of which General Pershing said: " I would rather have nine hundred men with a "Y" than a .thoasand men without"'. Then why the criticism? The "Y" was asked by the government to take ov&r the' Amy Canteen e purely business enterprise, doing over five million dollars v/orth of business monthly. The very siae and efficiency cf the "Y" hrought it this unwelcome responsibili-ty, end required SIXTY-FIVE percent of its (secretaries. It stiJl maintained its original program but it now had p. buy-and-sell proposition in its hut through no fault or desire of jits ovrtJ. To eggrevate this, while the government iiad sold its stuff jat ©riginal prices v/ithout costs of any transportation, the "Y'-", a private enterprise, had to buy Piedmont cigarettes in Virginia and ,then pay the heavy war transportation prices, standing losses of whole shiploads of their supplies through submarine attacks. Though the "Y" his consistently lost money on the canteen business, as shown by their books regularly audited in v'/ashington, the prices . immediately scared, end- the soldier naturally said: "Did'nt my folks give the "Y" money to givft me stuff? And nov/ they're 'rooking'nie". The "Y" at that moment pes giving him all its established program, but 'the canteen in one porner of the hut,'"queered the rest of the game') the cost prices thero tharged due to no fault of the "Y". I.Ir. Sargraves, Hut secretary at BreSt, bought four hundred dozen handkerchiefs which the men wanted badly, for .89 apiece. The French charged them .40 for them; the "Y" then sold them for .20, losing .09 On each. But the newly arriving doughboy thought the "Y" was making money on him at ,20 because he could get the handkerchief in the States for a dime. Further, since September the government promised to supply the "Y" with their smokes at cost, without transportation, or insuraiice-, or viq,t tax charges, and the "Y" sells cigarettes at cost prices, but the government can only give it thirty percent of what it needs,* a"d the "Y^' buys the other sixty percent as a priv.ate firm, pay- ing all the extra costs,, but. still selling it at a loss, toikeep its prices low and uniform. Anothar element in the situation lies in tlic fact that the gov- ernr^ient has assigned certain welfare organizations to certain areas with specif-lc duties. The "Y" and the "K of C" are to work only with well end fit men', and only behind the lines where tho hut will bo most effective end where eighty percent of the army are stationed. The Red Cross is to care for the sick 'end wounded, and only that. This Oi^olains why our returning wounded have had dealings with only one Welfare organization' eixl that the Red Cross. The Salvation Army, with its small force and absence of building organization is to work at the froiit where it is allowed to give materials away. Since the Salvation Army cannot take over the whole front the "Y" is to take or/er the remainder. Here i-* is allo-.ved to give away smckes eind eats, which is jxot permitted in the huts, and the "Y" has thus exipended a million and a half dollars, 'and lost eight secretaries of whom two were women and had thirty-one wounded. The "Y" like any very largo cr6.;anization - like oven the Army or Wavy - has made mistakes in pcrsounel and methods, but it has put over a good program which 'has been underrated by the unfortunate c-an- teen duties thrust upon it, and by assignment t,o positions chiefly ^behini the lines « Chaplain Henry J. Fry, i PUBLISHED OK THE HIGH SEAS ABOARD THE U.S.S. HENDERSON "To Brighten the Ship and Lighten the TripV;^ Trip 13 - No. 7. - Eastv;ard Bound. - Wednesday, March, 12, 1919. > PRDBLEMB OF PEHCE 6.45 A LECTURE FOR THE CREW IN A-505 ILLUSTRATEI> WITH SLIDE^ By Prof e£sor_Alf red C. Lane, SoD. Ex-^tate GeologrsT of~MicKlgan Professor of Geology and Mineralogy, Tufts Collego Teacher in the S.A.T.C., etc. Professor Lane discusses the problems that the Peace Conference is facing along the lines of racial mixture, economic problems, raw resources, etc. This, is a unique opportunity to hear a trained specialist on the problems now facing Europe. 7,15 Band Concert. 7,45 "SUSAN ROCKS THE BOAT"-Pive reels. EPL 0ffi£er3__and__Pas£eng£r£. 7,45 "TIE ARGU?IENT",Five reels. "A BACHELOR'S PINISH",one reel. 8.00 Band Concert, BBSHEr- BHLL The U. S. S. Henderson basket-ball aggregation vi/ith a small delegation of boosters took a jaunt tb Jersey City the evening before we sailed, where they lost a hotly contestea . game to an Army quintet of that city, by the score of 35 to Zl* Th8T5i7as exciting from start to finish and was featured by th$ effective team work of the opposing team.. Maloney of their five, thrilled the largo crowd of Spectators with his clever floor work and accu'rate basket shooting, while "Speed" Beatty, the Henderson's fast center broke into the hall of fame with his sensational basket ball shooting making many of the cages. Our defeat was due to' the loss of Sam Putnam, recently released from the service, and by the absence of Collins who was txnable to ■ appear the night of the 'battle. Further, we are handicapped by lack of ■ team. work. •We outplayed -out opponents the first ten minutes of play," but lost pep toward the conclusion of tho game due to lack of training. The ball was in play near our goal tho major part of the time but w& failed. to manifest a good eye for the cage. •We 6re planning several peilLods of practice in France, if it is possible tO secure a gymn. The daily passing-practice* hours are developing speed and the promise is .for a. good future for the Henderson Basket Ball team. "JA ZZ" NEWS C0MA,MICH bids for miliard- Demsey fight. Kicks in with offer of six million. "Lio burg can outbid us'.whcn we have our bidders on. If six aint enough read telegram upside down and make it nJ.netRough- est town in world. Even canaries 6ing base. Ho competition to fight as sheriff's throe- legged calf died last month. Two chink laund- ries and free water traugh." N.Y.Eva Journ. TCI nivfl/Cf ''Having l>een constant readers of •SIDELIGHTS we wish to at* 1 riA IM J\ u test our appreciation for its entertainment. And we thanh tlie "Y" men for their evening entertairiments,- an4 the commiesary clepart- ni'^nt for the r-oocl chow, eJid the officers &Bd crow for their courtesies, Wa will Alv;av8 remenber with pleasure our trip on the Hene.erson. e «*■" «** ^-y" THE TOKOPAn mAPT. SIDELIGHTS Editor; Chaplain K.J. Pry Assooiat? Sdjtorg; ?he Crovf. THE PEDTGULUS CDRPIS NOW ^ •' S^fllPATHIZIlIG \f;lTE SHBP" "Dear Dad",-'he wrote, "I'm here in Prance, And sharing in each Yank advance, 'I' We 're drivins back the filthy Hun; The Heinies no\v are on the rtm, And I am well and strong to-night, Except for little things that bite." "Do you recall those happy days We sat before the log-fire's Bla:^!, V/ithin our little parlor snug; With Shop asleep upon the rug, And heard the clock tick on the shell Except vhen Shep would scratch himself?" "And there- were times, wlth'SUiSden zip. He'd bice 'himself upon the liipV Ihen turn himself in manner queer To scratch himself behind the ear; €hem like the whirling of a gale. Get up and madly chase his. tail," "\7ell Dad, I do noT; want to brag. But since in Prance I serve the flag, I '1-1 say, in running down a flea, Shey never had a thing on ma , In fact, I thinl: I've learned to do Some twists our old dog never knew," f AND LICK MY5L-LFNICI:/1^'D^F?V1 „,„ ,. '., ^ . . , v2i_l±Lr_lll__! —"^ — ' "V/e u?ed to scold" and put him out, VJe would not let him stay about, ' ".hen he "began to thump the floor; But, oh, when I get home once more I'll let Shep scratch the evening through,- Because, you:, see,' I've Had "^eta too," by Edgar A, Gues-t Copyright,. 1918. f By permission) •|| HAVE ANiCE BHTH!!"] u£SS ScTl TIC G;>T|e iMrLicTiiviO coo (GO^iTTTTEEOOTT E_N \ ;GlRDLYr DIE FOR THE I LISTEN! SCiaiTIFIC WORLD ST/iRTLED BY E3CBNT DTSCOVERY Hackman's Karmless Self- Inflicting' Cootie Exterminator gurpasseff/ill expectations, old in convenient sizes. Is fatal to Pediculus pubis Pedicuius corpls pediculus capitas Ilasca doraestlca Anopheles maculipennis Stegomia calppus as well^as Sold sorss ■ Headaches Pimples- Falling Hair' Eruptions ' Dizziness A marvelous remedy for all human ills from the lowly In-grown toe-nail to' the glistening bead pate, /iIL HUMAJSITY LAUDS THE N/iJIE OP EAGKMA.M He hath brought low the pride of ?ed«. iculus, comr.ionly knov/n as the Cootie, AT YOUR KCARE5T DRUG STaSE. \ PUBLISHED ON THE HIGH SEA? ABOARD THE U.S.S.HENDERSOU "To Brighten the Ship and lishton the -Trip" " Trip 13 - No. 9. - Boima. for Bol^d6alac - Friday, March, 14, 19GL9, tdLJElLJLnLLA Bound for Bordeauxli Again the-reXh&s boon fanoxia sinoo the fourth cornea, the opportunity of visiting a largo French city, an opportunity that can be spent or mis-spent .Many aro there at home who would give much to walk the streets dovm whorse pavements walked Gauls and Romaji Soldiers, to visit the meraorialg of mediaeval times, to enter churches whoae- foundations saw the closing' days of the middle egeS, the per- iod of the renaiesence, the stress of iho reformablon, the clanor of tho revolution, end the birth of modern times. As an aid to the chief land- marks they ere here briefly de- scribed in connection with a map shoviing their locations and ar- ranged in e circular trip about tho city. It will be a regret in later years if Bordeaux' famous vintages have been sampled and her d&msels have been interrogated a9 to their ability to speak English, \vhile the privilege- of visiting and study- ing her nistoric sites has been ignored. Bordeaux dates from Roman days when the Caesars called it Burdigala and made it one of the principitl cities of Gaul after they had taken it from a Celtic tribe who oallod it Burs V/all« Christianity was first preached here during the third century. Its early history v^as tumultuous and it v/as repeatedly sacked. In 1152 when Eonry II of England married the French countess who reigned over this portion of Frajjoe, It passed tinder English rule and prospered thus for throe hundred years. Here the Black Prinee lived during tho fourteenth century, and hero Richard II - Richard, of Bordeaux-wos born. In the fifteenth century , France won the region bac-k, and unda? Loui3 ZV and louis X7I it was raisea to the position it has- since oocu- fled as one of the chief cities of It Is-now a city of 300,000 population, the capit61 of the Department of Gironde, and third port of Franoe in foreign a:id^coast- ikse trade. It is ono of the" import- ant French industrial cities, ex- porting fruit, 8U3ar, elr^-ss and Iswe.lrv etc/ in addition to its lienus, in the third centuiy of i«^«^ «4r,nrT.n'of wines for which it lour era. lorge exports dentury. It is a port and coaling station and has a Naval School and observatory. It is advanced in the cultivation of arts and sciences and has many fine buildings. Its museum, the Grand Theatre, ita churchesj-are indicative of its culture. There is a university ••vhich in pre-W£r d^^ys numbered 20CO students. Some of the old gates of t,he oity are still left and the old mediaeval sections of the city ate distinguished by the narrow crooked streets; fh6 sub- urban residentail sections, how- ever, are beautiful and modern. The approach from Bassans via Lormont is either by ferry or by the trolley which goes t-o the end of tVid scventoen-arched bridge leading? Into the city over the Girondo River from la Bastide, Having crossed the bridge a turn to tho right, following the quays along tho river leads to ^ the Place dos Quinoonoes {a) whion occupies tho forraOr cite of tho Chateau Trompeile, one of tho fortresses built to overawe the city after the French retook it from British hands at the end tho three hundred years of foreign- control. In tho Place will bo seen'*-statue9 by Maggesi fl858) of Konteigne, tho famous French Essayist of the sixteenth century, and another of Hontcs- quieu, the philosophioal histor- ian of ths eighteenth century. To the right of the top of the Place is the Jardin Public. (2) and a few steps to the left of this is the Y.M.G.A. (3) a convenient center on the Place de Tourny whioh thoroughfare i3_qne of the centers of the city Several blocks up the street in back of the "Y" will bef ound tho remains 61 a Romein amphi- theatre, known as the Palais Gallien (4) tho principal part of| which serves as a gateway across a street, exceedingly picturesque In its bands of g^ey stone and red brick. Glhe medals which have been found here causa the oon- straction of the monument to be attTibtited to the Emperor Gal- ■ SIDELIGHTS vN>: Walking to the left sone blocks, crossing the Cours^de'l'Int.endflnce end then to the right two blocks tov.-ard the Cours d* Albret, the beauti- ful cathedral of S&lnt Andre (5) is sccri. It is now the seat of an Arch- bisl^opric and was 4esigned end built by -English architects during* the English occupation in the thriteenth to, fifteenth centuries. The pribcipai facade at th© toorth trenscept v/as built by Pope Clenent V when he wag archbishop it was rebuilt in 1440. The modern spire supports an inege ofl.Tary Near the cathedral is the Iluseum (6) containing a large collection of pictures anoni? which is a portrait Jby Ilurillo. To the left of the Museum is -the Hospital of Saint ;Vnt1r#/aounded 1390, and behind this is the church of-Saint Eulalie (8)whlch was consecrated 1174. Dorm near the river stands the interesting tv/elfth century church of Saint 'Croix (9), Its rich facade bearing a representation of Saint George and the Dragon. Further toward the cities center, near the river, rises the great church of Saint Michel (10), founded 1160 and rebuilt in the fifteenth century. In the fourth ohapel is a sculptured Descent froa the Cross, The Isolated tower was built about 1480 and its guardia^i v'tll admit vl^itorai td) "subterranean vaults full of dried corpses like •those of the-itfapi)utfclrii at Rome, " Again turning tdward the heart of the city the Porte de 1' Hotel de VUl^Q fll) la reached which waa 'built by Henry III of England about 1850 and is now used as a alock torer. Walking back to the Place de Tourny th6 Grand Theatre is passed,, opposite the Cafe Bordeaux, (12) which is one of the finest in Europe and within whose walls many royal ceremonies have beeii held with elaborate pomp and show. It is an opportunity t.o visit Bordeaux. —J — -, .. — ■ _4 Til T^TT nrrTPoi" ^"^^ Crew; Band Concert and moving pictures, lU~iMi Utii Poj- Oiflcers, Band Concert and moving pictures. fr. PUBLISHED ON THE HIGH SEAS ABOARD THE U . S . S . HENDERSON "To Brichten the Ship and Lighten tho Trip" Trip 13 - No. 10 - Homeward Bound - Thursday, March, 20, 1919 < stdelt'ehtb" WHAT IS IT? The Salty Shoot Published Daily For All Aboard The USS Hendcrso By the Chaplaln_ And the Crew /uid YOU To Brighten The Ship And Lifihtcn The Trip For All But especially For You. It is tho great llorth Atlantic Daily. It prints your - Favorite newe '..Tiether you are A financeer An artist A farmer A boiler maker Or like the rest Of us Looking for a Rich Girl. You will find in it The Daily I'evs by radio And announcements of n The Movies "EDDD A/^dRK*' The EKecutive Officer congrat ulates tne Army officers and the troopG aboard for the spirit of co- operation thus far shovn, and he hopes it will be progressive dur- ing the voyage. Active cooperation from all will add to the health and happiness of all aboard and v/ill tend to improve zdverse ccn- ditions that ni&y arise. .•jld the "Stunt lUghtS" And the "Sin^s". It will. tell you v/hcn and V.Ticre to nali The smokes •And the candy And tho fruit And the comforts Issued bjT The "Y" ;j-id tho Rea Cross And the band concerts And the jazz orchestra And the boxing tournament Vnd the Sunday services And the "K of C", It will print The cartoons YOU v;ill hand in,aY.'d. The joke that Tickles the I'ifth rib, YOU will-v/rite. Perhaps you wrote for The Union Hews Or the High School Paper Or tho Collece Weekly Or perhaps you never Tapped Latent Possibility). You have made history, vr.iy not write it? Break into print. (CDNTlMUED.PACir^) SHlPi^ATES, BDRDEAUX-BnuND. S I DIX If S5 S ^•-tJfc/WpiB UMSHAm- Thd follcs at honWvhave helped to trip of yours as comfortable as pos- sible by reaching out to you throuA-h the Red Cross, tna Yj and the E ef . These three orsaxi" Izations hive load- ed tho Houclcrson vriijn. {jocd things W E L F A R'2 !p' a G R A M 3'ot 2?o-Ilay 10 Z & RedOroSS lemons icsued to seasick 10-12 EcdCross office hours at v.'elfaro Office , y orangies j.sgued with 0hip»s cLiarer RedOrosa lemon ^Irops issued at Office y Office hour CHOW 1.30 2 -3 3 ~4yfe of office hour for your voyage. TTr, Ache son of tho Y hs-s aboard 4S oasos of 0r«GO2i apples, 44 oases of oriMiges, some leraons, 4000 Chocolftte tars, 4000 oiearettee, in &ddit» ion to tirixinc nateri ials, athletic coodSj and minor supplies. Hr, Owens of the KofC has sirtiilar supplies aboard, though in a lessor quantity, whil$ J^T $haw i>t ths Rod Cross has pa jams, sweaters, handkerchief d , towels, uad6rwear, bathrobes, canes, toilet articles of all kindBi copfort kits, and ecm crnady and smokes. These welfare workers have a wrelfare office in the 'upper deck • the one above the main deck - af$ on the starboso-d side, froro which they will issue their materials at certain definate times each day as announced in their daily welfare progran. Xocdc at what they have for you to^-dayl These materials will bo given out to one end all except the Red Cross supplies which will be given to individuals as need' arises, If is asked that an applicant for such articles as bathrobes, or tov/els, etc, have a card or note frqi^ the officer in. charge of his compartr.cnt authorizing- his request. The Rea Cross rfepresentativo is'elso ready to give information conoerning Insurance, Uaturelization, Com]>ensation and sii-ailar questions and the K of C representative has information <;nd data relative to s-Tployment. More will be said of th^sc matters in another issue. These men ar«j here to serve yru - they are on the job and know their job. They will do anythinc in their power for you. A Catholic Arny Chaplain, Father Veit, is also aboard v/orhing' ertong the men, and the Ship^s Chaplain, Chaplain Pry, can easily be reached through a note dropped in a Sidelights' box. To-morrow afternoon f rem tJ^o'. .to three o'clock you can get your French noney changed into good American cash at the provisions issuing rooni, on the port side of the main deck. THIS MAY BE YOUR DULY OPPORTUIi'ITY ABO.IRD. I 1 CREW»S IJBR-\RY V/IIL BE OPEW TO-DAY 5.15 to 5»45. To Show the troops raoviee in A- 505, all r.ust be out of the compartraen't below, A-406, that the hatches may* bo closed, A number are seasick:/ and vi;e v.dll not ask them to move yet. Troops v;ill haVe their novies in a day or so, and are not al- lowed forward during the hours of the crew's movies, /vinuiES For Crew in Carpenter Shop at 7,30 - 'TRY WilLEY JOHUSOHI'-S reals. For Officers in Passenger Officers Hess f "PIGHTIUG ?0E LOVE "-5 reels, featuri at 7.30 -. inr; Ruth Stonehcuse. HERE'S WH-\T WE IVBRE DBIVLm AT IN PAGE OlIE:- How about YOUR contribution To Sideli,:hts? A short siiappy stcry Or a poem, va~^,'« Or a boost, boistrous or heroic. Or a !aiock, sad or seasick. Or a ;joke, jovial or painful Or that cartoon. Or a comjJient of any kind. Write it now. Drop it in s Sidelights' box In the Passenger Officers Moss Or the barber shop Or the crov/'s compartment. This is Your last chance To see your pen in print Before you shed the khaki And slip into Drinlcing clothes. PUELISHEI) ON IHE-aiGH atAS ABOARD THE U.S .S.IIEilDSRSCN ,"To Briehte>j, tho Ship end Lighten -the Trip"- Ttip IS - No. 12 - Honevrard Eo\ina - Setuxday/^ftftrch, 22,1919. PHDEHRM SATlTPr&Y chow - "Y" orang«3 vHll be issued with the ship's dinner. 2.00 - Troop's Movies in A-.505: "THB CASE OP BECKY" & "WHOSE BABY?" "I ran out of A-406 a't 1.45 to close hatches.) 5,15 ~ Ci-ew's Library open. 7.30 - Crew's Movies: "FLAIffiS .Q? CH/JJCE" & "HAPPY HOOLIGAN" ""^ snip's Orcheatra friLll play. (For crew only) 7.45 - Officer's irovie3:"THB SILEl-IT XADY" Chaplain Veit will hear c.OnfesoiOn preparatory to to-aorrow's services in his stateroom, No. 3, superstructyre deck,. starboard, TO-DAY from 3.30 to 5.00 and 6,3Q t(? 7,30 SUI^DAY, 6.30 - Mass in C-501 conducted by Chaplain Veit.^Opf). barber shop). 9.00- Mass on wGlldeck, conducted bych&plain Veit, WEATHER PERMITTING. 10.00 - Protostant Service on welldeck, 'led by Chaplain Pry, assisted by Sfecretary Acheson, with raupio by tho ship's band, TOATHER PEK^aTTIKG: ' ^"' If the weather ^is unfavorable, the 9 o'clock mass v.'ill be held in A«5054*-Chaplain.7v/ill. conduct a" 10 o'clock protestant service for the crew in tho carpenter shop, whilo Mr. Acheson will hold a similar service for the troops at tho sarao hour in A-505. Officers are Cordially invited to attend all services. Church call will be sounded throughout the ehip five minutes before the services* 1,30 "K of C^" will issue csndstit welfare office. 2.00 Troop's movies in A-505: "THE SHI? OP DOOM" & "THE BLIND PIG" (All out of A-406 at 1.45 to olos6 hatches.) •3.30 Special Sunday Afternoon Band Concert, v/elldeck. weather permittin© 5.15 Crew's library open. 7.30 Crew's Kovies: "HELL'S HINGES" featuring WILLIAM H-VRTE. Jazz Orchestra will play. (For crew onl-"-) 7,45 'officer's ilovies: "BUP.NIITG DAYLIGHT" & "HAPPY HOOLIGAH" Ship's Band will render concert. H.f.R. Welfare office open all day. Red Cross and Y havo for distribution, 'tooth brushes and paste, 'germ- icidal .soap, combs, etc. tho K of C has boxing gloves . Daily from' 4 to 5 Rod Cross .jaau iwill be glad •bo discuss qilfestions 01 Insurance, Naturali- sation, etc, Jfeep this issue for ref errence/' ' Are you keeping a file of SIDELIGHTS as a record of your trip?' Next issue will appear Monday. How about the dohtriTyutiou boxes? SIDBXlttETS FROM SIDELIGHTS' BDXES= ( 9 THE IHE7ITABIE MY WAGE 'Twao eroT so«. I bargaiiied with life The cw.n who eeefce to rule In turn is rulfed; for a penny, There wa3 a r.an, his title, rruaoie's King, And life would pay no 'The thought to conouer all the roalms of earths- more, For iorty years his armies he preparsdj However I begged at Until they lost all semblance of huinanity, evening ind so lost fear. Th&y ceased to reason Wlien I counted my A.S to right or vorong, and car^e to looTc upon scanty store. Their King as God, and Kim 'to question rot. He ruled 'vith hand of iron, nor any word For Life is a just Of his mad drearii escaped his border line, employer. Until at last his plans "."ere all cotr.plGte. Ho pays you what you &nd then upon a trivial e-cuce ask; Ke threw his challenge down to all the vorld, But once you have set And scat his mighty amies to tho fray, the wages , •find babes and womGn suffered at his hands, Then you must bear the And homes \vere ruined and virgins v.'ere despoiled task. To glut the venomous hatred of "Le Booh". And every nation Save Air.erica I worked for a Allied against this mighty war maChtno. menial's hire, America not wishing "laT but peace, Only to learn, dis- Took Insult after insult with a smile, maycd, Until, aroused at last beyond control, That any wage I'had She threw undreamed of power against th*? foe, asked of life. And cleared the sea of all its lurking death, LIFE WOULD HAVE J'AID. And forced this Eiiipdrcr to bend, the Imee. - - seL. - - - j\merica fought for The hosts of right have conquered in tho fray; Democracy. A nation once oppressed has been set free; She got Victory. A man «iithout a country is the King Germany fought for vho thought to rule the world. Victory. B.B.POSTBR. She got Democracy. USS Henaersori. Selectea. GH DEATH - WHERE IS THY STING? '"HOMEWARD BOUND" Death stalks In many forms . At the top of page one Each snuff ed-out life has Its own tragio meaning. Are two words that mean There are the sightless eyes of the doUghboy turned toward the black sky overhead, seared with passing rockets, in No Han's Lgnd. The sting? It is the sacrifice of youth for war. There is the little baby, silent, immovable. The sting? A life of promise, vmfulfilled. There is the father, cut down by an accident in the prime of his manhood. A lot to you and me - "Homeward Bound". V/hen we see The statue of Liberty Do you think that We will cheer? Many a throat will Feel a lump. *he sting? The family, struggling, left desolate. j-iany an eye will There is the death of Charlie Noble . Noble Charlie Noble • • His end miserably linked with shooting Charlie, a product of the navy. The Sting? A doctor (no names mentioned) racing, hatless down the deck to give last medical aid. .. A Chaplain, white and tense, (no names mentione^as on]y a soldier can seeking the death bed. In the army A Red CroSiS worker (again,ettiquettical silence of civilian life, as to name) digging into his stocking for the cash wherewith to notify Charlie's fe^mily of the facts. K«G«0« OH DEATH - WHERE IS THY STING? a»C» Be xwt' Vie who return, Though we return With the marks of battle, Thank God That we are allowed To soldier PUBLISHED Oil THE HIGH SEAS ABOARD THE -U.S .S .HENDERSON "To Brighten the Ship and Lighten the 1*ip" Trip 13 - No, 14. - Horaeward Bound - Tuesday, March, 85, 1919 > ^ r^iEm How about a six-bout program for next .Saturday rLftcrnoon? Every trip" the Henderson stages a boxing carnival, and if the weather holds good, despite- the fact that this is the thirteenth trip, wej.can run off one .of the best tournanjents our topsides has witnessed for many months. 'Therg &re about four hundred doughboys aboard in A-I physical condition and pany of them probably wield the mitt. The crew has weights from ^ ^— Cf<**] a hundred and fifteen to a hundred an4 eighty pounds* Weather permitting .^ ^ _,. the event will bo held ^i:^^^=:;^::i!^\ L05CIT next Saturday after- "^ Doon at tv;o o'clock ,on the forecastle if there is no roll, otherwise on the well deck. "The band tjIII be there- with bells on^give us the music, and the crowd will cover every available space. There will be a prize of ten dollars put on every bout, which will run for three rounds ,*• three minute grinds and two minute intcrnissionR-lhere' will- be thres judges - two from the army' end- one from the navy. 'This is not for blood, but for an afternoon of good g-Dort for all, and IT IS D? TO OUR SOLDIER PA33E1I- GERS TO MAKE IT A SUCCESS. You don't. have to be q pro- fessional, This is en amaturs contest, so take a rhan»e with the rest, .Drop your narafi, weight, and your compartment number in SIDELIGHTS- bpx or see Chaplain Pry. In each boat we viant a man in kahlci facBtng a wearer of the blue - so let's make thie fight the best ypt*. iV^piy to the Ziof c. Secretary, Ilr. Owens ^ at the welfare office for boxing gloves for your tryouts. Best quality gloves of all weights are aboard for the tournament . Monday's SIDELIGHTS will have a write-up of your bout# K.^P^.LJN"'^ 'r-JCINE-.-AIMOSTT AITY HENDERSOfl DECK. PARTICIPANTS: -ALMOST AIIY SOLDIEH. TI^E : - FREQUENTLY- RECmREENT . Editor,. Chaplam^H.J.Fry.. ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ I = E T S ^^^ sociato Editors ;Tho Ctovj. THEDUESTJON:- THE STRETCEERr-BEAEER My stretcher is one scarlet etain; And as I tries to scrape it clean, I tell you wot— I'm sick with pain For all I've 'eard, for all I've soenj Around me is the 'ellish night, And as the war's red rim I trace, I wonder if in 'eaven's height Our God don't turn away 'Is Pace I don't care'oose the crime may te; I 'olds no brief fer Icin -or clan; I 'yrins no 'ate: I only see A3 niau destroys his. brother man- I waves no flag; I only know. As 'ere beside the dead I 'wajt , A million 'earts is weighed witi* woe, A million 'omes is desolate, •In drippin' darkness, far and near All night I've sought them woeful ones. Davm shudders up and still I 'ear fhe crimson chorus of the guns, look I like a ball of blood thp sut: 'Angs o'er the scene of wrath end wrong , "Quick! Stretcher-bearers, on the run .' '; Prince of Pecicol 'Ow Ipng, 'OV? long? Prom "Rhymes of a Red Cross Itan." by H. W. Service. THEANvSWER:- .YE THAT HAVE FAITH. Ye that have faith to look with fearless eyes, Beyond the tragedy of a world at strife, And know- that out of death and night shall rise The d-awn' of ampler life, Rejoice — whatever anguish rend the heart-- That God hath given you a price- less 4i?wer To live in these great tims an3 have your pS'rt In Freedom's crovrtiing hour, That ye mav tell your 60a9, that see the light High in the Heavens, their h.eyit-. age to take, "I saw the Powerg of Parkness ^\i% to flight, I saw the morning break." Written by a young Australian in the trenches of Gollipoli. The Editorial ^taff takes groat pride in offering the following article nr PERSONAL RECOLBGTJ-aN OF CHARLIE NO. To the Editor of Sidelichta. """ Sir: I regret the necessity cf ny terrupting your Current issue jusits it goes to press, but the necessity is imperative. First, naval etiquette dGmaads the elimination of the article Secondly, the cultivation of dignits. Thirdly, the need of conserving dtp- oipline and finally the desire oot to of lend sensative natures. Very truly yours ROl. N. CENSOR, Per Board of Censors. PUBLISHED ON THE HIGH Sfi-IS ABOAiO THE U . S . S . EEITlSPuSOM "To Bl-ighten the Ship end Lighten the Ttip» Trip 13 - No» 1% - HoihQwarA Eovind - Friday, MareK, £1, 1919' THE CHEW'S HECEPTIDM RE3DM v;e aro glad we have a Crew^e Room, even though it is a small on©/ Hany ships have none at all» Because it is small every one of us must do our part to make it serve tho largest number In the best way. Window seats have been installed. It has been painted. The library has been sorted and catalogued. New cuunions a-e in place. A raclc fox the new'magazine covers will appear, as will one for tho phonograph records, and pictures have been purchased. But you must do your part. W© want to keep it open during the day, for those not on duty, and v/e want it to aocomodate as many as possible. During the evening hours the magazines will hereafter ba placed on the tables in the port side of the forward compartment, to give their use to a greater number and to relievo the bongestion in tho Crew's Room. Further, the following mias n'lll be structly observed: THERE OM] BE lIO'SltOKIUG lU THE CREIV'S EOOll. Not because there is any objection to etnoTting but because a cigarette butt almost ignited one of the new cushions, made of inflamable material, an^^had to be slaaiiod open to prevent a fire. Further, in such small quarters the dirt. from matches and stubs soon piles up. HO SMOKIIIGI PEET SHi\LL BE KEPT OPP THE CUSHIOHS OP THE V;iH3X)r/ SEATS. Hot that we care for ladylike manners, but the cushions are madd *f immita- tion leather and will soon wear out. THERE 5H;J:.L BE MO SLEEPING ON THE 'WINDOW SEATS. Not that we Object to rejuvinating slumber, but space is at a premium. How it's entirely up to YOU - and no one else. If these rules are observed the room teill bo open all day. if they are not observed it will only be open certain hours. How about it? It^s YOUR Room. CHEW - fiTTEHTIDN If you did not Gct a Red Cross s*-eater or other knitted goods ycu wanted, last Friday, speak to Itr. Shaw, the Red Cross representative,, and ho will have your order put aboard whilo in port. If you need any'STJOoinl or tooh- liisal book for 'study, which is not in the ship's library, glvo the Chaplain its title, and it will bo put aboard. V/e are putting baseball stiiff aboard - cheap balls for use on tho desks and better material for ^^t.c in port. If wo get a layup at any tJine, S. team will be formed. Since Sidclichts is not pub- lished in port, tho chaplain will mal*:© anv announcements he- has for tho cxew en a bulletin board which will be hund near the log room; Watch it for notices of donees, anci socoial Sttractlons for the men ihthe seiyice, in Hew York. "Vi'hy aren't you in your hammock, Bud?" "/w, I"^an't sleep in the dark." "Can't sleea-in the darki yJhy not?" "I fiunno. Guess I'm a light sleeper," TURN IH'YOUR LIBRARY BOOK, THIS EVEIIIKG . 5,15 to 6.00. The end of tho quarter is hero and the library must be checked up. A Isit of outstanding chits will bo posted at noon. If YOUR name is there, get in your book to-night or make special arrangements to hold it. - \C0fiE5l! J KROLLEn OUT, ROLL Er.OU Tj FOUR BUCKS SPiYS I MAKE V — — -~~" W.w.F.F.-(» S ID BLIGHTS E£LitQri-Siiaplaiu»H*_J-._Erjc-^ « AsaQciaie-Eaitarat-ibe-CiemL. THE siwwQMmQEOu THE sguthe: butt, It was on AVERY quiet evening a"bout one BEIL of the first watch when the 3 teaming watch On the souttlo hutt went into session. Lulce' McX-uIco, chief passeB8§r*s mate, and DEAN of sea lawyers took charge, for he was alv/ays LEIELE to run the watch as he was enDOV/ed with the gift of gab. He made a Salty figure in his GREY sv/eater and \ffiITE trousers, with his BEAR feet, for he had to V/ADE across the ALLEY by the B.IR30UR shop getting therfe. •"I'm minded of the time", he said, fingering the LOEBS of his ears, "when I was e YOUNG- fellow and tated a LIBERTY in Fev York. I had a v;ad of MONEY but I headed for an old friend of mine, a BREVffiR Vfiio always Invited me in for a meal end let r.e use his own GOLDSTEIIT •which must have held a quart. Believe me, kid, them v/as the happy days! But I^m OPPUTT all now. And say, talk about the EATOH; how his wife did feed me." "As I left his house t noticed it '.vae a bad night and the wind was getting COULTER. After several minutes walking I passed several old SARIN'S I'iELL what did I stumble upon but the body of a girl lying on the sidewalk. I was right on her when I first saw her end had to HOFPE over and then turn BECK. 'HOWE did she get there', thinlcs I to myself. «If someone has made a KILL GORE shall be spilled 'in revenge*. She sure was a s?;ell dresser and might have been a SIHGER. POOR girl she was lying there on the cold STONE pavement all DENOP. I let out a HOV?EI.L and as lucK would have it I heard someone yell, "I'm CUMvIINGS" and up come another gob, a lad with an ARMSTRONG and sturdy and looked liked he might have been a PAYHTER. "Take a HOITHUH an(i we'll PISBER out of the puddle" says I. "Look's 'like she's got a swat on the EOKO" says he» "WalTE a minute" says I, "TJhat can be BUU CAN you STEAKER with a pin to see what she does?"." "V;as she a QUEBi: or jtist a EUSSY or some old HAAG?"interrupted Slim McGinnis, while Butch asked: 'H/'as sho shlendor oder fadt und VEIT?", but Old Lulce just gave them a look that could SLAY anybody. "Her hand FIELDS warm" says the gob. "iet's raise her pretty VffllTEHEAD." "That's TRU ITT might help", says I. "Aint this just DEVINS" interruptea Mushy Rivers, the yeo-kid who was soft on every girl he met and that minute had several TOIIES under his arm all about rose-BOWERS and mossy GATES and a shady GLEN end the stream's rippling EDDY. "Did she FRIZZLE her hair and act like a KOKET?" asked Mushy. "Shut up", shouted Luke, "If 3?ou weren't one of my POSTER BROTHERS I'd WAAK you over the PATE." "Don't be ROTH with me" answered Ktishy, " and don't SCHNUR at me". "AS I was saying" resumed L^tlcc, "This girl was of about eighteen SWftlERS, with BROWN eyes and a CHEEK like a strawBERRY, and she was'nt the FORWARD sort, either, \lhen she came to, maybe she was'nt chipper and BRIGHT VfEIL she was a peach. "Where am I" she says. "You're there, kid" says I, and being I had the price in my roll I asked the gob to cell a CARR or e HACKMAN, but h3 had made ft BOLTE and left me alone." "That Was a BIRD of a fix", says Slim, "Vfhat kind of en outfit did you get, a COUPE?" "No, an old outfit that looked like the one-hoss-SHEA I learned about in sohool, hitched up to an old nare with a CROOKSHANK. And say, maybs that driver was'nt BLACK V.'BLL he looked like the ace of spades. "Go on" said Slim, "I'll bet you did'nt know ^That to dQ". "Pipe down" yelled Luke, "I'm telling this. I don't want any SAGE advice or butting in from you^. You need a new TENWEHT in your dome, you BOEHM-head. You nui^t bo looking for my strong left to let out a PUSH AW cut out your noise". "Don't R0HR3IAM" said Slim, "I DCOLITTLE to interrupt you". "I don't give a DEM" said Luke, "Don't let me hear another Y.*^? from you." "Oh SHAW" said Slim, "I don't need a CANNON to convince me. Have a HEARTIIAN end go on. For the sake of HARMONy I'll shut up, for I'm iveiting to hear how this chicken in the BROWNRIGGS and you plighted your TROTH and you became a BENEDICT". "You dirty PRYed, COOKed DILL pickle" shouted Luke, es he started after Slim, "You'll need ARIvIOUH before I'm done with you". But Slim was far away and the sveannng watch on the scuttle butt was ovf-fi for that night. Is there^a soldier aboard who will offer to letter song slides, and makes several signs for Chaplain Fry-superstructure deck-port-forward ^SIDELIGHT PUBLISHED ON IHE HIGH' SEAS ABOARD 2HE U,S.3,IIENIGB30ir "To Brighten the Ship ahd lighten the Trip" Trip 13 - Ho, 18, - Home^jard Botmd - Saturday^ Uar<}li,fi9, 1919. I lUrrl J. - Lj rarsL L-jtL. JL. tU UJ, and tosufflolen* nunbosr of bouts. 1,15 The Red Cross will iss\i« dkooQl8,t«9, aad the K» of 0. will give out oandy at the welfare office. . 2.00 Troop* 8 Moviae: •'DRY , VAI-LEY J0HSSOB"(STOW AWAY ^L MESS BEJ3CHE3 DSgP) 5.15 Crew'e Library Open. All books nciBt -be in hoiote arHval a't_Ne\v_YotK 7.00 Liformal tall: before "Fhe no-7i'e8""by ila'Jor leyor,"tJS'A7 ^or crew/- -The ship.'a QUARTETCT will sing.- "THE HMERICBNS IN EERMBNT 7,45 Crow's Movies t "DOR QUIXOTE" Tha Jasa Orchestra will play. 8,00 Officer's Movies: "THE SAHiS LOOSSA" Ship's Band will play. Chaplain Veit will hear c6nfe93i6n prcxiaratory to to-norrow's Bcrviftos in his stp.tcroor.i', Ho.' !S,' 'on the supers truoture dock, star* board, TO-Il"iY from 3,30 to 5.00 ^iid from 6,30 to 7,30 -SUNDRY 6,30 Mnsg in C-501, conducted by Chap. 7©it.(Opp63ito barber Shop) 9,00 Mass on welldeck conducted by Chapl&ln Veit, VfSATHER PSRHITTIHG. 10.00 Protestant Servio^ on welldeck, led by Chaplain Fry, assisted by Seoretery Acheson, with nualo by the ship's bond, WEATHER PKPMITTM). If the woather is unfavorable for welldeo\: servioes. Chaplain Veit \7ill hold the 9 o'clocl: mass in A-505, and the 10 o*olock protestant service will be devided into two sections i Chaplain Try *111 conduct a ten o'clock service for the orew in the carpenter shop, while Mr. Acheson will hold a similar service for the troops at the same hour in A-505, Chnroh Gall will be'aouaided throughout tho ship ^st proceeding eaah service. Officers ere invited to sttondf li30 the K, of C« will issue "chocolate at the welfare office, 2.00 Troop's Moviesj "DOB QUIXOTB" (Stow away mess benches used) 5,30 Special Sunday Afternoon Band Concert, welldock, woather perrdtting 5.15 Crew's Library Open - Remember^ all books i_n at £nd of quarter. 7,00 Infernal talk before tEe~inovTeB Dy"'C&p'iaTn 'S'annay, USl/for ar "aw: - "AMDNE THE BLPS" 7,45 Crew's movieS: "THE SABLB LOCHRA". The Jazz Orchestra will play. 8,00 Officer's moviao: "BBY VAiLEY JOHHSOH". <■ ■ ■ —4 «r-}pTii*TTh6 Reft Cross will iesue i \ A - \/\/sweateri5 to you to-day UiiL yJiat 8.06. Limited Tiunber, 80 be on. hand for obe. All "Y" books nast be ro- Tnnnrr^"*- * dooks nasx oe ro» -J UUturned by Monday evening. -.iiUUI U^ y^^' P^^* ^^ this, that there vTill be books for tho next trip" IMPDHTanT Bcfinnlng Sunday afternoon at 1 o'clock all SIcK TROOPS will assonble by companies on the main d^olc and march throu-gh 0-501, tha barber shop» This formation is for the purpose of ©hacking e&oK.nan, and making sure that YOUR Baa© is on tho paBsengfcr list, and to decide whether you aro to be discharged iianediately or go *o B hospital for further treatia»nt, LT. D. M, FlEMMIUa, Traneporb Personnel, Adjf Ensign Forward our cartoonist, would appreeiati feceiving ideas for cartoons from ruanbers of the crev. ifhich be .'Will work up. How about it? SID2t,I0HTS EditQJi„Cliapl3iD.Hj.J*El-y„__, .Asi!ini§t6^5di|ov3J^||^^fe\V m DDE: TD THE STAQILISCH They launched the good shit) Henderson, A sturdy craft was she, :.3ut !cnown to pitch lilie a bucliing mare Upon the xolling coa. Then Old Nan Sperry had a gane, A stabilizer rare To hold the Henny calm and poit^ed Despite the raging mere, 'T\7a3 nade of gyroscopic wheels; It weighed gome ninetjr tons; It occupied a lot of space; It called forth tcany puns. But sad to say It dld'nt v.'orlc. In fact, it made the Henny RQII, ■■'hen target practice made demands Per motion of her hull. The junk wao canned. But still grew hope As o'or the Ucn.iy's gangv;ay wide Appeared friend Mack viiih crafty dope. But Wack was helpless in his task: The sea was calm; the Henny still. And Mac> sat idly by to wait Our expectations to fulfill. Then ceme the storm. The sea grew rough. The Hcnny pitched. The- liennv -lied. The time "was ripe for Maok's new trials, But Mack v<^a3 seasick, be it tcldl Yot on T'Q hoped, though In despair. She Btab\Liso"r had our goat. And wo were from Miesonri'e state l.Tiore doubters grovj to size remote. At Bordeaux, lo, another chance; Young Sperry cornss aboard the ship. And now the gyro's going to spin, If his shrewd plans meet with no slip "For he has hanmors, and buckles and screrjs. And all such things as geniuses use; Ti"J0 tops for pattern^, Curious fellov.'s, A charcfial pot and a pair of bcllov.13, A carriage Cover, and an odd built trunk, A piece of harness and straps and junk," A fcvj Smell tools and wa:: and tv.'ino -— ■ But above all else, a faith sublime, Itarch on bold spirits With faith sublime. Ignore our jest, ' Attain your quest. Stand with the rest Who have conquered time. CC. ■, 'mmim^^^^^^'m^ ■fu5 ^^/AflnCH QN BOLD SPIRITS^ HASirEV^ERHAPPE/MtD TO K)U ? BY VV.J.F.F r PROAUNtNT PORT From SIDELIGHTS. ^JUSTICE THflTSi V/HAT J WE »VflNl1 Bor ! CF-Zl W^ittiti^- HBRHRY OF CONGRESS 021 803 216 3