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V S v0 O ^ •> V' ^ ^ THE BENTLEY BALLADS. CONTAINING THE CHOICE BALLADS, SONGS AND POEMS CONTRIBUTED TO " BENTLEY's MISCELLANY." LONDON: RICHARD BENTLEY, NEW BURLINGTON STREET. 1862. ADVERTISEMENT TO THE NEW EDITION. In introducing a New Edition to the public, the Publisher of " The Bentley Ballads" is desirous of calling attention to the new features which distinguish it from the former, and which, in reality, constitute it an entirely new Work. The first edition was selected from only six volumes of " Bentley's Miscellany"— from 1837 to 1840 ; the present includes all the most famous Songs and Ballads contri- buted to that celebrated magazine during a period of eighteen years, from 1837 to 1855. This Volume, it is believed, will be found worthy of a place in every library ; for, perhaps, no single work in English modern literature exhibits such diversity of talent as these songs of love and sentiment, wit and humour, by the most popular authors of England, Scotland, Ireland, IV ADVERTISEMENT. and America. It is only necessary to mention the names of Prout, Maginn, Lover, Ingoldsby, Longfellow, and the Irish Whiskey -Drinker, to give an idea of the rich store of entertainment contained in the following pages. London, February, 1861. CONTENTS. Page Old Morgan at Panama, by G. E. Inman. • • 1 The Sabine Farmer's Serenade, by Father Prout 12 Laud ye the Monks ! by William Jones. . . . .19 The Legend of Manor Hall, by the Author of " Headlong Hall." . 22 The " Original" Dragon. . . 29 The Temptations of St. Anthony. 33 A Tale of Grammarye. • . .43 The Red-breast of Aquitania, by Father Prout 51 The Son to his Mother, by Samuel Lover 58 Impromptu by the late George Colman 60 The Monks of Old, by William Jones 61 Our Opening Chaunt. ........ 63 To the Hard-hearted Molly Carew, by S. Lover and Father Prout. 67 The Grand Cham of Tartary and the Humble-Bee ... 74 Paddy Blake's Echo. . . 77 Impromptu, by C. J. Davids 79 Haroun Alraschid, by G. E. Inman 80 To the Hot Wells of Clifton 89 The Dumb Waiter 91 The Bottle of St. Januarius, by P. Prout 92 The Rising Periodical 93 The Song of the Cover, by Dr. Maginn. • . . 96 VI CONTENTS. Who are you ? • • • • Epigram, by S. Lover. . . • Leary the Piper's Lilt. . . • Song of the Month, by P. Prout. Song of the Old Bell. " Be Quiet— do ! I'll call my Mother !" Old Mountain Dew, by Charles Mackay. Rev. Sydney Smith The Piper's Progress, by P. Prout. . The Useful Young Man, by W. Collier. Madrigal of the Seasons. . • • Siege of Belgrade The Double Barrel, by Father Prout. . Friar Laurence and Juliet, by Thomas Haynes Bayley. The Phantom Ship, by Ellen Pickering. Poetical Epistle from Father Prout to Boz, by Father Prout A Song for a Stormy Night, by Charles Mackay. Sardanapalus The Memory of the Poets, by T. N. Talfourd. Burns and Beranger, by Father Prout. The Voices of the Night, by H. W. Longfellow. Thoughts on Patrons, Puffs, and other matters, by Tom Richelieu ; or, the Conspiracy Song of a Eifleman, by the Author of " Vincent Eden. Invitation to an Evening Walk, by J. A Wade. The Forest Tree The Evening Star, by H. W. Longfellow. . . Song to the Thames, by Charles Mackay. . • The Blind Girl of Castel Cuille, by Lady Georgiana Fullerton The Mockings of the Soldiers, by Dr. Maginn. A Classical Ode. To a Fountain in Hymettus, by Edward Kenealy. Wreck of the Hesperus, by H. W. Longfellow. Light, by Dion L. Bourcicault. . Moore. CONTENTS. VU Page The Fisherman's Dwelling, by Heinrich Heine. • • • • 205 The Ascents of Mont Blanc, by Albert Smith 206 The Village Blacksmith, by Henry W. Longfellow. • • .309 The Donnybrook Jig, by Dillon • .211 Taglioni 215 Cupid in London, by It. More 218 The Mistletoe, by Father Prout. 222 The Greek Poet's Dream, by Edward Kenealy • • . .226 My Soldier-Boy, by Dr. Maginn 230 t is not always May, by H. W. Longfellow. • • . . 231 Lines on Geneva, by Albert Smith 233 Love and Care 235 The Lass of Albany, by Robert Burns 237 Endymion, by H. W. Longfellow 239 Evening Song of the Normandy Fishermen, by W. Jones. . . 241 To ***** , by Edward Kenealy 243 The Rainy Day, by H. W. Longfellow. 246 To , by Father Prout 247 The Ides of March, by Father Prout 248 Cupid, by Edward Kenealy. 250 To my Daughters, by Dr. Maginn 252 My Nora ! by T. J. Ouseley 253 Song o' Roland, by W. Cooke Taylor. 254 Leather away with the Oak- Stick, by the Irish Whiskey-Drinker. 256 Excelsior, by H. W. Longfellow 259 Elegy in a London Theatre. 261 Unfinished Lines upon my Library, by Robert Southey. . . 265 The War-Song of the Gallant Eighty-Eighth, by the Irish Whiskey- Drinker 267 The Expedition to Pontarlin • • . 269 The Siege of Hensburgh, by John Ryan, L.L.D 272 Brian O'Lynn, by the Irish Whiskey-Drinker 276 Old Time, by George Linnaeus Banks. 279 The Norman Peasant's Hymn to the Virgin, by William Jones . 28 1 Vlll CONTENTS. Page The Quiet Hour, by T. J. Ouseley 283 The Christening of Her Royal Highness the Princess Alice Maude, by the Irish Whiskey-Drinker 284 A Lyric for Christmas, by W. G. J. Barker 287 The Genius of Theocritus 290 To the Spirit of the Flowers .293 A Merry and Marvellous Ditty on the Mountain Dew, by the Irish Whiskey-Drinker 296 Endurance, by the Rev. W. B. Flower, B.A. .... 302 Spring, by W. C. Taylor 3i4 Sonnet from Petrarch. * 306 Owed to my Creditors, by Alfred Crowquill 337 Farewell Winds and Wintry Weather, by the Irish Whiskey- Drinker 309 Forget me Not. 311 The Heart's Misgivings, by Cuthbert Bede 313 Irene of Sestos, by W. G. J. Barker 317 Railway Dactyls 324 A Game at St. Stephen's Chapel, by the Rt. Hon. George Canning. 327 The Enthusiast Dead, by J. H. Reynolds 331 King Charles of Spain 333 A Dying Wife to her Husband 336 The Coral Caves, by G. Linnaeus Banks. ..... 338 Song of the People 339 lone . . . . .343 A Letter from an Old Country House, by Albert Smith. . . 344 The Praises of Colonos, by Cuthbert Bede 348 The Danish Seaman's Song .351 Oh ! Let Me Love Thee ! 353 The Bold Sea Wave, by G. Linnaeus Banks 354 The Brook, by Alfred B. Street . .355 Old Grumbleton 357 Dirge 360 A Song of Como the Beautiful, by Theresa C. I. West. . . 362 CONTENTS. IX Pagft Advice to Lovers 366 Emma and Eginard. . 367 My Winter Eoom, by Alfred B. Street. . . . . . 386 The Dane and his King, by Hans Christian Andersen. . . . 389 The Warden of the Cinque Ports, by W. H. Longfellow. . . 391 APoet'sLove 393 The Gipsey . 395 The Cloud in the Honeymoon - . . . 396 The Churchyard at Cambridge, by W. H. Longfellow. . . . 403 Song from the Gaelic, by W. H. Maxwell 405 In Saram, by G. K. Gillespie, A.M.. 406 Yes and No 412 A Ballad of Sir John Franklin 414 My Portrait, by Mary Russell Mitford. 420 Field-Preaching, by Julia Day . .421 Sempre lo stesso, by H. T. Tuckerman 423 The Two Angels, by W. H. Longfellow. 424 The Shoe. 426 The Tomb of Glory, by Eta 429 The Cobbler of Toledo 431 As I lay a-thynkynge, by Thomas Ingoldsby 450 THE BENTLEY BALLADS. OLD MOKGAJ5T AT PANAMA. In tlie hostel-room we were seated in gloom, old Morgan's trustiest crew ; No mirthful sound, no jest went round, as it erst was wont to do. Wine we had none, and our girls were gone, for the last of our gold was spent ; And some swore an oath, and all were wroth, and stern o'er the table bent ; Till our chief on the board hurl'd down his sword, and spake with his stormy shout, " Hell and the devil ! an' this be revel, we had better arm and out. Let us go and pillage old Panama, We, the mighty Buccaneers !" B OLD MORGAN AT PANAMA. II. Straight at tlie word each girt on his sword, five hundred men and more ; And we clove the sea in our shallops free, till we reach'd the mainland shore. For many a day overland was our way, and our hearts grew weary and low, And many would back on their trodden track, rather than farther go ; But the wish was quell' d, though our hearts rebell'd, by old Morgan's stormy roar, — " The way ye have sped is farther to tread, than the way which lies before." So on we march'd upon Panama, We, the mighty Buccaneers ! in. 'Twasjust sunset when our eyes first met the sight of the town of gold ; And down on the sod each knelt to his god, five hundred warriors bold ; Each bared his blade, and we fervent pray'd (for it might be our latest prayer), " Ransom from hell, if in fight we fell, — if we lived, for a booty rare !" And each as he rose felt a deep repose, and a calm o'er all within ; For he knew right well, whatever befell, his soul was assoil'd from sin. Then down we march'd on old Panama We, the mighty Buccaneers ! OLD MORGAN AT PANAMA. IV. The town arose to meet us as foes, and in order beheld us come ; — They were three to one, but warriors none, — traders, and such like scum, Unused to wield either sword or shield ; but they p]ied their new trade well. I am not told how they bought and sold, but they fought like fiends of hell. They fought in despair for their daughters fair, their wives, and their wealth, God wot ! And throughout the night made a gallant fight, — but it matter'd not a jot. For had we not sworn to take Panama, We, the mighty Buccaneers ? v. O'er dying and dead the morn rose red, and o'er streets of a redder dye ; And in scatter'd spots stood men in knots, who would not yield or fly. With souls of fire they bay'd our ire, and parried the hurl and thrust ; But ere the sun its noon had won they were mingled with the dust. Half of our host in that night we lost, — but we little for that had care ; We knew right well that each that fell increased the survivor's share Of the plunder we found in old Panama, We, the mighty Buccaneers ! b 2 OLD MORGAN AT PANAMA. VI. We found bars of gold, and coin untold, and gems which to count were vain ; We had floods of wine, and girls divine, the dark-eyed girls of Spain. They at first were coy, and baulk' d our joy, and seem'd with their fate downcast, And wept and groan' d, and shriek' d and swoon'd ; but 'twas all the same at last. Our wooing was short, of the warrior's sort, and they thought it rough, no doubt ; But, truth to tell, the end was as well as had it been longer about. And so we revell'd in Panama, We, the mighty Buccaneers ! VII. We lived in revel, sent care to the devil, for two or three weeks or so, When a general thought within us wrought that 'twas getting time to go. So we set to work with dagger and dirk to torture the burghers hoar, And their goid conceal' d compell'd them to yield, and add to our common store. And whenever a fool of the miser school declared he ha,d ne'er a groat, In charity due we melted a few, and pour'd them down his throat. This drink we invented at Panama, We, the mighty Buccaneers ! OLD MORGAN AT PANAMA. Till. When the churls were eased, their bags well squeezed, we gave them our blessing full fain, And we kiss'd our girls with the glossy curls, the dark- eyed girls of Spain ; Our booty we shared, and we all prepared for the way we had to roam, "When there rose a dispute as to taking our route by land or by water home. So one half of the band chose to travel by land, the other to travel by sea : Old Morgan's voice gave the sea the choice, and I folio w'd his fortunes free, And hasten' d our leaving old Panama, We, the mighty Buccaneers ! IX. A bark we equipp'd, and our gold we shipp'd, and gat us ready for sea ; Seventy men, and a score and ten, mariners bold were we. Our mates had took leave, on the yester-eve, their way o'er the hills to find, When, as morning's light pierced through the night, we shook her sails to the wind. With a fresh'ning breeze we walk'd the seas, and the land sunk low and low'r ; A dreary dread o'er our hearts there sped we never should see land more — And away we departed from Panama, We, the mighty Buccaneers ! OLD MORGAN AT PANAMA. For a day or two we were busy enow in setting ourselves to rights, In fixing each berth, our mess, and so forth, and the day's watch and the night's ; But when these were done, oyer every one came the lack of aught to do, We listless talk'd, we listless walk'd, and we pined for excitement new. Oh ! how we did hail any shift in the gale, for it gave us a sail to trim ! We began to repent that we had not bent our steps with our comrades grim. And thus we sail'd on from old Panama, We, the mighty Buccaneers ! XI. Bay after day we had stagger'd away, with a steady breeze abeam ; Kb shift in the gale ; no trimming a sail ; how dull we were, ye may deem ! We sung old songs till we wearied our lungs ; we push'd the flagon about ; Vnd told and re-told tales ever so old, till they fairly tired us out. There was a shark in the wake of our bark took us three days to hook ; And when it was caught we wish'd it was not, for wo miss'd the trouble it took. And thus we sail'd on from old Panama, We, the mighty Buccaneers ! OLD MORGAN AT PANAMA. XII. At last it befell, some tempter of liell put gambling in some one's head ; The devil's device, the cards and the dice, broke the stagnant life we led : From morn till night, ay, till next mom's light, we plied the bones right well ; Day after day the rattle of play clatter' d through the caravel. How the winners langh'd, how the losers quaff' d ! 'twas a madness, as it were. It was a thing of shuddering to hark to the losers swear. And thus we sail'd on from old Panama, We, the mighty Buccaneers ! XIII. From morn till night, ay, till next morn's light, for weeks the play kept on : 'Twas fearful to see the winners' glee, and the losers haggard and wan ; You well might- tell, by their features fell, they would ill brook to be crost ; And one morn there was one, who all night had won jeer'd some who all night had lost. He went to bed — at noon he was dead — I know not from what, nor reck ; But they spake of a mark, livid and dark, about the dead man's neck ! And thus we sail'd on from old Panama, We, the mighty Buccaneers ! 8 OLD MORGAN AT PANAMA. XIV. This but begun : and those who had won lived a life of anxious dread ; Day after day there was bicker and fray ; and a man now and then struck dead. Old Morgan stern was laugh'd to scorn, and it worried his heart, I trow ; Five days of care, and his iron-grey hair was as white as the winter's snow : The losers at last his patience o'erpast, for they drew their sword each one, And cried, with a shout, " Hell take you ! come out, and fight for the gold ye have won — The gold that our blood bought at Panama : We, the mighty Buccaneers I" xv. We never were slow at a word and a blow, so we cross'd our irons full fain ; And for death and life had begun the strife, when old Morgan stopp'd it amain, And thunder' d out with his stormy shout, — " Dogs, ye have had your day ! To your berths!" he roar'd. "Who sheaths not his sword, Heaven grant him its grace, I pray ! For I swear, by God, I will cleave him like wood !" There was one made an angry sign ; Old Morgan heard, and he kept his word ; for he clove him to the chine. So ended his exploits at Panama : He, the mighty Buccaneer ! OLD MORGAN AT PANAMA. XVI. At this we quail'd, and we henceforth sail'd, in a smouldering sort of truce ; But onr dark brows gloom' d, and we inward fumed for a pretext to give us loose : When early one morn — " A strange sail astern !" we heard the look-out-man hail ; And old Morgan shout, " Put the ship about, and crowd every stitch of sail !" And around went we, surging through the sea at our island wild buck's pace ; In wonderment what old Morgan meant, we near'd to the fated chase — We, the pillagers of old Panama, We, the mighty Buccaneers ! XVII. She went right fast, but we took her at last. 'Twas a little brigantine thing ; With some four men for crew, and a boy or two — a bark built for trafficking ; Besides this crew were three women, too : her freight was salt-fish and oil : For the men on board, they were put to the sword ; the women we spared awhile. And all was surmise what to do with the prize, when old Morgan, calling us aft, Eoar'd, " Ye who have fool'd yourselves out of your gold take possession of yonder craft, And go pillage some other Panama, Ye, the mighty Buccaneers I" 10 OLD MORGAN AT PANAMA. XVIII. We were reckless and rude, we had been at feud till 'twas war to the very knife ; But it clove each heart when we came to part from comrades in many a strife : Over one and all a gloom seem'd to fall, and in silence they pack'd their gear, Amid curses and sighs, and glistening eyes, and here and there a tear. We gave brooches and things for keepsakes and rings ; and some truck' d the weapons they wore : This Spanish gun was a token from one who had fought me a week before, While we diced for the spoils of old Panama, We, the mighty Buccaneers ! XIX. Their traps all pack'd, there was nothing lack'd, but sharing the women three : The odd one's choice was left to the dice, and she fell to the rich so free ; When the losers 'gan swear the dice were unfair, and brawl' d till our chief gat wild, And, without more ado, cut the woman in two, as Solomon shared the child. Then each of each band shook each old mate's hand, and we parted with hearts full sore ; We all that day watch' d them lessen away. They were never heard of more ! We kept merrily on from old Panama, We, the mighty Buccaneers ! OLD MORGAN AT PANAMA. 11 XX. Their sufferings none know, but ours, I trow, were very, oh ! very sore ; We had storm and gale till our hearts 'gan fail, and then calms, which harass' d us more ; Then many fell sick ; and while all were weak, we rounded the fiery cape ; As I hope for bliss in the life after this, 'twas a miracle our escape ! Then a leak we sprung, and to lighten us, flung all our gold to the element : Our perils are past, and we're here at last, but as penniless as we went. And such was the pillage of Panama By the mighty Buccaneers ! G. E. Inman. Morgan, who was the son of a Welsh Farmer, and who lived to be knighted, set out from Chagres with twelve hundred men, on the 18th August, 1670. In ten days he reached Panama, which he at once attacked and destroyed. The Buccaneers left the ruins with a hundred and seventy-five beasts of burden, laden with silver, gold, and other precious articles ; and with six hundred unhappy prisoners, men, women, children, and slaves. — Ed. 12 THE SABINE FAEMEE'S SEEENADE. BEING A NEWLY RECOVERED FRAGMENT OF A LATIN OPLRA. Erat turbida nox Hora secnnda man Q-uando proruit vox Carmen in hoc inane ; Viri misera mens Meditabatur hymen, Hinc pnellse flens Stabat obsidens limen ; Semel tantum die JEris nostra Lalage ; Ne recuses sic Dulcis Julia Callage. II. Planctibns anrem fer, Yenere tn formosior ; Die, hos nraros per, Tno favore potior ! Yoce beatnm fac ; En, dnm dormis, vigilo, Nbcte obambulans hac Donmin planctu stridulo. 13 THE SABINE EAEMEE'S SEEENADE. r. 'Twas on a windy night, At two o'clock in the morning, An Irish lad so tight, All wind and weather scorning, At Judy Callaghan's door, 4 Sitting upon the palings, His love-tale he did pour, And this was part of his wailings Only say You'll be Mrs. BrallagJian ; Don't say nay, Charming Judy Callaghan, 11. Oh ! list to what I say, Charms you've got like Yenus ; Own your love you may, There's but the wall between us. Tou lie fast asleep Snug in bed and snoring ; Bound the house I creep, Your hard heart imploring. ]4 THE SABINE FARMER' S SERENADE. Semel tantum die Eris nostra Lalage ; Ne recuses sic, JDulcis Julia Callage. in. Est milii prsegnans sus, Et porcellis stabulum ; Villula, grex, et rus 1 Ad vaccarum pabulum ; Feriis cerneres me Splendido vestimento, Tunc, heus ! quam bene te Veherem in jumento ! 2 Semel tantum die Eris nostra Lalage ; Ne recuses sic, Dulcis Julia Callage. IV. Vis poma terrse ? sum Uno dives jugere ; Vis lac et mella, 3 cum Bacchi succo, 4 sugere ? Vis aquse-vitse vim ? 5 Plumoso somnum sacculo ? 8 Vis ut paratus sim Vel annulo vel baculo ? 7 Semel tantum die Eris nostra Lalage ; Ne recuses sic, Dulcis Julia Callage. THE SABINE FARMERS SERENADE. 15 Only say You'll have Mr. Brallaghan; Don't say nay, Charming Judy Callaghan. in. I've got a pig and a sow, I've got a sty to sleep 'em ; A calf and a brindled cow, And a cabin too, to keep 'em ; Sunday hat and coat, An old grey mare to ride on. Saddle and bridle to boot, Which yon may ride astride on. Only say You'll be Mrs. Brallaghan; Don't say nay, Charming Judy Callaghan. IV. I've got an acre of ground, I've got it set with praties ; I've got of 'baccy a pound, I've got some tea for the ladies ; I've got the ring to wed, Some whisky to make us gaily ; I've got a feather-bed And a handsome new shilelagh. Only say You'll have Mr. Brallaghan; Don't say nay, Charming Judy Callaghan, 16 THE SABINE FARMERS SERENADE. Litteris operam das ; Lucido fudges oculo ; Dotes insuper quas Nummi sunt in loculo. Novi qnod apta sis 8 Ad procreandam sobolem! Possides (nesciat quis ?) Linguani satis mobilem. 9 Semel tantum die Eris nostra Lalage ; Ne recuses sic, Dulcis Julia Callage. Conjnx utinam til Fieres, lepidum cor, mi ! Halitum perdimus, heu, Te sopor nrget. Dormi ! Ingruit imber trux — Jam sub tecto pellitur Is quem crastina lux 10 Referet hue fideliter. Semel tandem die Eris nostra Lalage ; Ne recuses sic, Dulcis Julia Callage. Father Prout, THE SABINE FARMERS SERENADE. 17 You've got a charming eye, You've got some spelling and reading ; You've got, and so have I, A taste for genteel breeding ; You're rich, and fair, and young, As everybody's knowing ; You've got a decent tongue Whene'er 'tis set a-going, Only say You'll be Mrs. Brallaghan ; Don't say nay, Charming Judy Gallaghan. VI. For a wife till death I am willing to take ye ; But, och ! I waste my breath, The devil himself can't wake ye. 'Tis just beginning to rain, So I'll get under cover ; To-morrow I'll come again, And be your constant lover. Only say You'll be Mrs. Brallaghan ; Don't say nay, Charming Judy Callaghan.* * The above English lines are a portion of a ballad by the late Tom Hudson, grocer, publican, and vocalist. — Ed. 18 THE SABINE FARMER S SERENADE. NOTUL.E Notul. 1. 1° in voce rus. Nonne potius legendum jus, scilicet ad vacca- rum pabuh Notul. 5. Aqum-vita. vim, Anglo-Hyber- nice, " a power of whisky," ur^us De hoc jure apud scilicet, vox pergraeca. — Parr. Sabinos agricolas consule Scrip- tores de re rusticd passim. Ita Bentleius. Jus irao antiquissimum, at dis- Notul. 6. Plumoso sacco. Plumarutti congeries certe ad somnos invitan- dos satis apt a ; at mihi per mul- plicet vox aequivoca ; jus etenim tos annos laneus iste saccus, Ang. a mess of pottage aliquando audit, woolsack, fuit apprime ad dormi- 9X. gr. endum idoneus. Lites etiam de Omne suum fratri Jacob jus ven- land ut aiunt caprind, soporiferas didit Esau, per annos xxx. exercui. Quot et Et Jacob fratri jus dedit omne quam praeclara sornnia ! — Eidon. suum. Notul. 7. Itaque, pace Bentleii, stet lectio Investitura "per annulum et prior. — Prout. Notul. 2. Veherem in jumento. Curri- culo-ne ? an pone sedentem in equi dorso ? dorsaliter plane Quid enim dicit Horatius de — Mag uxore sic vecta ? Nonne " Post equitem sedet atra euro. Porson. Notul. 3. baculum" satis nota. Vide P. Marca de Concord. Sacerdotii et Imperii: et Hil.lebrandi Pont. Max. bullarium. — J'rout. Baculo certe dignissim. pontif. Notul. 8. Apta sis. Quomodo noverit ? Vide Proverb. Solomonis cap. xxx. v. 19. Nisi forsan tales fuerint Lac et mella. Metaphorice pro puellae Sabinorum quales impu- tea ; muliebris est compotatio dens iste balatro Connelius menti- Graecis non ignota, teste Ana- creonte, — BEHN, deav fcaivrjv, QeXco Xeyeiv eraipui, k.t A. Brougham. Notul. 4. tur esse nostrates. — Blomfeld. Notul. 9. Linguam mobilem. Prius enu- merat futurae conjugis bona irnmo- bilia, postea transit ad mobilia, Anglice, chattel property. Prae- Bucchi succo. Duplex apud clarus ordo sententiarum I— Car. poetas antiquiores habebatur hu- Wethera.ll. nomims rmmen. Vineam prius ; posterius cuidam jusce re herbse exoticae prseerat quae tobacco audit. Succus utrique optimus- — Coleridge. Notul. 10. Allusio ad distichon Maronianum, " Nocte pluit tota, redeunt spec- tacula mane." — Prout. K. T. > - i 19 LAUD YE THE MOJSTKS! Laud ye the monks ! They were not men of a creed austere, Who frown' d on mirth, and forbade good cheer ; But joyous oft were the brotherhood, In the depths of their sylvan solitude. The ruin'd abbey hath many a tale Of their gay conceits and deep wassail ; The huge hearth, left to the wreck of time, Hath echoed of erst the minstrel's chime ; The caves, despoil' d of their goodly store, Have groan' d 'neath their weight in days of yore ! Laud ye the monks ! The wand'rer was their welcome guest, The weary found in their grey walls rest ; The poor man came, and they scorn'd him not, Fro rank and wealth were alike forgot ; The peasant sat at the plenteous board With the pilgrim knight and the feudal lord ; The feast was spread, and the foaming bowl Gave freshen' d life to the thirsty soul ; Round it pass'd, from the prince to the hind, The fathers adding their greeting kind ! c 2 20 LAUD YE THE MONKS ! Laud ye the monks ! Many a blazon' d scroll doth prove The pains they took in their work of love 5 Many a missal onr thoughts engage With scenes and deeds of a bygone age ; Many a hallowing minster still Attests the marvels of olden skill ! The broken shaft, or the altar razed, The mould'ring fane, where onr sires have praised, Are beantifnl, even amidst decay, Blessing the men who have pass'd away ! Land ye the monks ! For they were friends of the poor and weak. The prond man came to their footstool meek, And many an acre broad and good Was the forfeit paid for his curbless mood : — The penance hard, and the peasant's ban, Would make him think of his fellow-man ; The mass and dirge for his parting soul Would wring for the needy a welcome dole. The cowl bow'd not to the noble's crest, But kings would yield to the priest's behest ! Laud ye the monks ! Tranquil and sweet was monastic life, Free from the leaven of worldly strife ; The desolate found a shelter there, A home secure from the shafts of care ! Many a heart with sorrow riven Would learn to dream of a shadeless heaven ! LAUD TE THE MONKS 21 And plenty smiled where the convent rose, The herald of love and deep repose ; The only spot where the arts gave forth The hope of a glorious age to earth ! William Jones. 22 THE LEGEND OF MANOK HALL. BY THE AUTHOR OE " HEADLONG HALL/ Old Farmer Wall, of Manor Hall, To market drove his wain : Along the road it went well stowed With sacks of golden grain. His station he took, hut in vain did he look For a customer all the morn ; Though the farmers all, save Farmer Wall, They sold off all their corn. Then home he went, sore discontent, And many an oath he swore, And he kicked up rows with his children and spouse, When they met him at the door. Next market-day he drove away To the town his loaded wain : The farmers all, save Farmer Wall, They sold off all their grain. THE LEGEND OP MANOR HALL. 23 No bidder lie found, and lie stood astound At the close of the market-day, When the market was done, and the chapmen were gone Each man his several way. He stalked by his load along the road ; His face with wrath was red : His arms he tossed, like a good man crossed In seeking his daily bread. His face was red, and fierce was his tread, And with lusty voice cried he, " My corn I'll sell to the devil of hell, If he'll my chapman be." These words he spoke just under an oak Seven hundred winters old ; And he straight was aware of a man sitting there On the roots and grassy mould. The roots rose high, o'er the green-sward dry, And the grass around was green, Save just the space of the stranger's place, Where it seemed as fire had been. All scorched was the spot, as gipsy-pot Had swung and bubbled there : The grass was marred, the roots were charred, And the ivy stems were bare. 24) THE LEGEND OF MANOK HALL. The stranger up-sprung : to the farmer lie flung A loud and friendly hail, And he said, "I see well, thou hast corn to sell, And I'll buy it on the nail." The twain in a trice agreed on the price ; The stranger his earnest paid, And with horses and wain to come for the grain His own appointment made. The farmer cracked his whip, and tracked His way right merrily on : He struck up a song as he trudged along, For joy that his job was done. His children fair he danced in the air ; His heart with joy was big ; He kissed his wife ; he seized a knife, He slew a sucking pig. The faggots burned, the porkling turned And crackled before the fire ; And an odour arose that was sweet in the nose Of a passing ghostly friar. He twirled at the pin, he entered in, He sate down at the board ; The pig he blessed, when he saw it well dressed, And the humming ale out-poured. THE LEGEND OF MANOR HALL. 25 The friar laughed, the friar quaffed, He chirped like a bird in May ; The farmer told how his corn he had sold As he journeyed home that day. The friar he quaffed, but no longer he laughed, He changed from red to pale : " Oh, helpless elf ! 'tis the fiend hhnself To whom thou hast made thy sale !." The friar he quaffed, he took a deep draught ; He crossed himself amain : " Oh, slave of pelf ! 'tis the devil himself To whom thou hast sold thy grain ! " And sure as the day, he'll fetch thee away, With the corn which thou hast sold, If thou let him pay o'er one tester more Than thy settled price in gold." The farmer gave vent to a loud lament, The wife to a long outcry ; Their relish for pig and ale was flown ; The friar alone picked every bone, And drained the flagon dry. The friar was gone ; the morning dawn Appeared, and the stranger's wain Came to the hour, with six-horse power, To fetch the purchased grain. 26 THE LEGEND OF MANOR HALL. The horses were black : on their dewy track Light steam from the ground up-curled ; Long wreaths of smoke from their nostrils broke, And their tails like torches whirled. More dark and grim, in face and limb, Seemed the stranger than before, As his empty wain, with steeds thrice twain, Drew up to the farmer's door. On the stranger's face was a sly grimace, As he seized the sacks of grain ; And, one by one, till left were none, He tossed them on the wain. And slily he leered as his hand up-reared A purse of costly mould, Where, bright and fresh, through a silver mesh, Shone forth the glistering gold. The farmer held out his right hand stout, And drew it back with dread ; For in fancy he heard each warning word The supping friar had said. His eye was set on the silver net ; His thoughts were in fearful strife ; When, sudden as fate, the glittering bait Was snatched by his loving wife. THE LEGEND OF MANOR HALL. 27 And, swift as thought, the stranger caught The farmer his waist around, And at once the twain and the loaded wain Sank through the rifted ground. The gable-end wall of Manor Hall Fell in ruins on the place : 'That stone-heap old the tale has told To each succeeding race. The wife gave a cry that rent the sky At her goodman's downward flight : But she held the purse fast, and a glance she cast To see that all was right. 'Twas the fiend's full pay for her goodman gray, And the gold was good and true ; Which made her declare, that " his dealings were fair, To give the devil his due." She wore the black pall for Farmer Wall, From her fond embraces riven : But she won the vows of a younger spouse With the gold which the fiend had given. Now, farmers, beware what oaths you swear When you cannot sell your corn ; Lest, to bid and buy, a stranger be nigh, With hidden tail and horn. 28 THE LEGEND OF MANOR HALL. And, with good heed, the moral a-read, Which is of this tale the pith, — If your corn yon sell to the fiend of hell, Yon may sell yourself therewith. And if by mishap you fall in the trap, Would you bring the fiend to shame, Lest the tempting prize should dazzle her eyes, Lock up your frugal dame. 29 THE " OEiaiNAL" DEAGOK A LEGEND OF THE CELESTIAL EMPIRE. Freely translated from an undeciphered MS. of Con-fuse-us,* and dedicated to Colonel Bolsover (of the Horse Marines), by C. J. Davids, Esq. A desperate dragon, of singular size, — (His name was Wing-Fang-Scratch-Claw-Fum,) — Flew up one day to the top of the skies, While all the spectators with terror were dumb. The vagabond vow'd as he sported his tail, He'd have a shy lark, and some glorious fun : For he'd nonplus the natives that day without fail, By causing a total eclipse of the sun !f He collected a crowd by his impudent boast, (Some decently dress' d — some with hardly a rag on,) Who said that the country was ruin'd and lost, Unless they could compass the death of the dragon. * " Better known to illiterate people as Confucius" — Washington Irving. f In China (whatever European astronomers may assert to the con- trary) an eclipse is caused by a great dragon eating up the sun. To avert so shocking an outrage, the natives frighten away the monster from his intended hot dinner, by giving a morning concert, al fiesco ; consisting of drums, trumpets, cymbals, gongs, tin-kettles, &c. 30 THE " ORIGINAL" DRAGON. II. The emperor came with the whole of his court, — (His Majesty's name was Ding-Dong- Junk) — And he said — to delight in such profligate sport, The monster was mad, or disgracefully drunk. He call'd on the army : the troops to a man Declared — though they didn't feel frighten' d the least — - They never could think it a sensible plan To go within reach of so ugly a beast. So he offer' d his daughter, the lovely Nan- Keen, And a painted pavilion, with many a flag on, To any brave knight who could step in between The solar eclipse and the dare-devil dragon, in. Presently came a reverend bonze. — (His name, I'm told, was Long-Chin Joss,) — With a phiz very like the complexion of bronze ; And for suitable words he was quite at a loss. But, he humbly submitted, the orthodox way To succour the sun, and to bother the foe, Was to make a new church-rate without more delay, As the clerical funds were deplorably low. Though he coveted nothing at all for himself, (A virtue he always delighted to brag on,) He thought, if the priesthood could pocket some pelf, It might hasten the doom of this impious dragon. IV. The next that spoke was the court buffoon, — (The name of this buffer was Whim-Wham-Fun,)- THE " ORIGINAL" DRAGON. 31 Who carried a salt-box and large wooden spoon, With which, he suggested, the job might be done. Said the jester, " I'll wager my rattle and bells, Tour pride, my fine fellow, shall soon have a fall : If yon make many more of yonr horrible yells, I know a good method to make yon sing small !" And when he had set all the place in a roar, As his merry conceits led the whimsical wag on, He hinted a plan to get rid of the bore, By putting some salt on the tail of the dragon I At length appear'd a brisk young knight, — (The far-famed warrior, Bam-Boo-Gong,) — Who threaten' d to burke the big blackguard outright, And have the deed blazon' d in story and song. With an excellent shot from a very long bow He damaged the dragon by cracking his crown ; When he fell to the ground (as my documents show) With a smash that was heard many miles out of town. His death was the signal for frolic and spree — They carried the corpse, in a common stage-waggon ; And the hero was crown' d with the leaves of green tea, For saving the sun from the jaws of the dragon. VI. A poet, whose works were all the rage, — (This gentleman's name was Sing-Song-Strum,) — Told the terrible tale on his popular page : (Compared with his verses, my rhymes are but rum !) 32 THE " ORIGINAL" DRAGON". The Boyal Society claim'd as their right The spoils of the vanquish' d — his wings, tail, and claws ; And a brilliant bravura, describing the fight, Was sung on the stage with unbounded applause. " The valiant Bam-Boo" was a favourite toast, And a topic for future historians to fag on, Which, when it had reach' d to the Middlesex coast, Gave rise to the legend of "George and the Dragon." 33 THE TEMPTATIONS OF ST. ANTHONY. " He would have passed a pleasant life of it, in despite of the devil and all his works, if his path had not been crossed by a being that causes more perplexity to mortal man than ghosts, goblins, and the whole race of witches put together, and that was — a woman." — Sketch- Book St. Anthony sat on a lowly stool, And a book was in his hand ; Never his eye from its page he took, Either to right or left to look, But with steadfast soul, as was his rule, The holy page he scanned. " We will woo," said the imp, " St. Anthony's eyes Off from his holy book : We will go to him all in strange disguise, And tease him with laughter, whoops, and cries, That he upon us may look." The Devil was in the best humour that day That ever his highness was in : And that's why he sent out his imps to play, And he furnished them torches to light their way, Nor stinted them incense to burn as they may, — Sulphur, and pitch, and rosin. D 34 THE TEMPTATIONS OF ST. ANTHONT. So they came to tlie Saint in a motley crew, A heterogeneous ront : There were imps of every shape and hue, And some looked black, and some looked blue, And they passed and varied before the view, And twisted themselves about : And had they exhibited thus to you, I think you'd have felt in a bit of a stew, — Or so should myself, I doubt. There were some with feathers, and some with scales, And some with warty skins ; Some had not heads, and some had tails, And some had claws like iron nails ; And some had combs and beaks like birds, And yet, like jays, could utter words ; And some had gills and fins. Some rode on skeleton beasts, arrayed In gold and velvet stuff, With rich tiaras on the head, Like kings and queens among the dead ; While face and bridle-hand, displayed, In hue and substance seemed to cope With maggots in a microscope, And their thin lips, as white as soap, Were colder than enough. And spiders big from the ceiling hung, From every creek and nook : THE TEMPTATIONS OF ST. ANTHONY. 35 They had a crafty, ugly guise, And looked at the Saint with their eight eyes ; And all that malice could devise Of evil to the good and wise Seemed welling from their look. Beetles and slow- worms crawled about, And toads did squat demure ; From holes in the wainscoting mice peeped out, Or a sly old rat with his whiskered snout ; And forty-feet, a fall span long, Danced in and out in an endless throng : There ne'er has been seen such extravagant rout From that time to this, I'm sure. But the good St. Anthony kept his eyes Fixed on the holy book ; — From it they did not sink nor rise ; Nor sights nor laughter, shouts nor cries, Could win away his look. A quaint imp sat in an earthen pot, In a big-bellied earthen pot sat he : Through holes in the bottom his legs outshot, And holes in the sides his arms had got, .And his head came out through the mouth, God wot ! A comical sight to see. And he drummed on his belly so fair and round, On his belly so round and fair ; d 2 36 THE TEMPTATIONS OE ST. ANTHONY. And it gave forth, a rumbling, mingled sound, 'Twixt a muffled bell and a growling hound, A comical sonnd to hear : And he sat on the edge of a table-desk, And drummed it with his heels ; And he looked as strange and as picturesque As the figures we see in an arabesque, Half hidden in flowers, all painted in fresque, In Gothic vaulted ceils. Then he whooped and hawed, and winked and grinned, And his eyes stood out with glee ; And he said these words, and he sung this song, And his legs and his arms, with their double prong, Keeping time with his tune as it galloped along, Still on the pot and the table dinned As birth to his song gave he. " Old Tony, my boy ! shut up your book, And learn to be merry and gay. You sit like a bat in his cloistered nook, Like a round- shoulder' d fool of an owl you look But straighten your back from its booby crook, And more sociable be, I pray. " Let us see you laugh, let us hear you sing ; Take a lesson from me, old boy ! Bemember that life has a fleeting wing, And then comes Death, that stern old king, So we'd better make sure of joy." THE TEMPTATIONS OF ST. ANTHONY. 37 But the good St. Anthony bent his eyes Upon the holy book : He heard that song with a laugh arise, But he knew that the imp had a naughty guise, And he did not care to look. Another imp came in a masquerade, Most like to a monk's attire : But of living bats his cowl was made, Their wings stitched together with spider thread ; And round and about him. they fluttered and played ; And his eyes shot out from their misty shade Long parallel bars of Are. And his loose teeth chattered like clanking bones, When the gibbet-tree sways in the blast : And with gurgling shakes, and stifled groans, He mocked the good St. Anthony's tones As he muttered his prayer full fast. A rosary of beads was hung by his side, — Oh, gaunt-looking beads were they ! And still, when the good Saint dropped a bead, He dropped a tooth, and he took good heed To rattle his string, and the bones replied, Like a rattle- snake's tail at play. But the good St. Anthony bent his eyes Upon the holy book ; He heard that mock of groans and sighs, 38 THE TEMPTATIONS OF ST. ANTHONY. And lie knew that the tiling had an evil guise, And he did not dare to look. Another imp came with a trumpet- snout, That was mouth and nose in one : It had stops like a flute, as you never may doubt, Where his long lean fingers capered about, As he twanged his nasal melodies out, In quaver, and shake, and run. And his head moved forward and backward still On his long and snaky neck ; As he bent his energies all to fill His nosey tube with wind and skill, And he sneezed his octaves out, until 'Twas well-nigh ready to break. And close to St. Anthony's ear he came, And piped his music in : And the shrill sound went through the good Saint's frame, With a smart and a sting, like a shred of flame, Or a bee in the ear, — which is much the same, — And he shivered with the din. But the good St. Anthony bent his eyes Upon the holy book ; He heard that snout with its gimlet cries, And he knew that the imp had an evil guise, And he did not dare to look. THE TEMPTATIONS OF ST. ANTHONY. 39 A thing with horny eyes was there, With horny eyes like the dead ; And its long sharp nose was all of horn, And its bony cheeks of flesh were shorn, And its ears were like thin cases torn Froni feet of kine, and its jaws were bare ; And fish-bones grew, instead of hair, Upon its skinless head. Its body was of thin birdy bones, Bonnd round with a parchment skin ; And when 'twas struck, the hollow tones That circled round like drum-dull groans, Bespoke a void within. Its arm was like a peacock's leg, And the claws were like a bird's : But the creep that went, like a blast of plague, To loose the live flesh from the bones, And wake the good Saint's inward groans, As it clawed his cheek, and pulled his hair, And pressed on his eyes in their beating lair, Cannot be told in words. But the good St. Anthony kept his eyes Still on the holy book ; He felt the clam on his brow arise, And he knew that the thing had a horrid guise, And he did not dare to look. 40 THE TEMPTATIONS OF ST. ANTHONY. An imp came then like a skeleton form Out of a charnel vault : Some clingings of meat had been left by the "worm, Some tendons and strings on his legs and arm, And his jaws with gristle were black and deform, But his teeth were as white as salt. And he grinned full many a lifeless grin, And he rattled his bony tail ; His skull was decked with gill and fin, And a spike of bone was on his chin, And his bat-like ears were large and thin, And his eyes were the eyes of a snail. He took his stand at the good Saint's back, And on tiptoe stood a space : Forward he bent, all rotten-black, And he sunk again On his heel, good lack ! And the good Saint uttered some ghostly groans, For the head was caged in the gaunt rib-bones,— A horrible embrace ! And the skull hung o'er with an elvish pry, And cocked down its India-rubber eye To gaze upon his face. Yet the good St. Anthony sunk his eyes Deep in the holy book : He felt the bones, and so was wise To know that the thing had a ghastly guise, And he did not dare to look. THE TEMPTATIONS OF ST. ANTHONY. 41 Last came an imp, — how unlike the rest ! — A beautiful female form : And her voice was like music, that sleep-oppress' d Sinks on some cradling zephyr's breast ; And whilst with a whisper his cheek she press' d, Her cheek felt soft and warm. When over his shoulder she bent the light Of her soft eyes on to his page, It came like a moonbeam silver bright, And relieved him then with a mild delight, For the yellow lamp-lustre scorched his sight, That was weak with the mists of age. Hey ! the good St. Anthony boggled his eyes Over the holy book : Ho ho ! at the corners they 'gan to rise, For he knew that the thing had a lovely guise,, And he could not choose but look. There are many devils that walk this world, — Devils large, and devils small ; Devils so meagre, and devils so stout ; Devils with horns, and devils without ; Sly devils that go with their tails upcurled, Bold devils that carry them quite unfurled ; Meek devils, and devils that brawl ; Serious devils, and laughing devils ; Imps for churches, and imps for revels ; 42 THE TEMPTATIONS OF ST. ANTHONY. Devils uncouth, and devils polite ; Devils black, and devils white ; Devils foolish, and devils wise ; But a laughing woman, with two bright eyes Is the worsest devil of ali. T. H. S. A TALE OF GRAMMARYE. The Baron came home in his fury and rage, He blew up his Henchman, he blew np his Page ; The Seneschal trembled, the Cook looked pale, As he ordered for supper grilled kidneys and ale, Vain thought ! that grill' d kidneys can give relief, When one's own are inflamed by anger and grief. What was the cause of the Baron's distress ? Why sank his spirits so low ? — The fair Isabel, when she should have said " Yes/ Had given the Baron a " No." He ate, and he drank, and he grumbled between : First on the viands he vented his spleen, — The ale was sour, — the kidneys were tough, And tasted of nothing but pepper and snuff ! — The longer he ate, the worse grew affairs, Till he ended by kicking the butler down stairs. All was hushed — 'twas the dead of the night — The tapers were dying away, And the armour bright Glanced in the light Of the pale moon's trembling ray ; 44 A TALE OF GRAMMARYE. Yet his Lordship sat still, digesting his ire, With his nose on his knees, and his knees in the fire,- AU at once he jump'd up, resolved to consult his Cornelius Agrippa de rebus occuliis. He seized by the handle A bed-room flat candle, And went to a secret nook, Where a chest lay hid With so massive a lid, His knees, as he raised it, shook, Partly, perhaps, from the wine he had drunk, Partly from fury, and partly from funk ; For never before had he ventured to look In his Great- Great- Grandfather's conjuring-book. Now Lord Eanulph Fitz-Hugh, As lords frequently do, Thought reading a bore, — but his case is quite new ; So he quickly ran through A chapter or two, For without Satan's aid he knew not what to do, — When poking the fire, as the evening grew colder, He saw with alarm, As he raised up his arm, An odd-looking countenance over his shoulder. Firmest rock will sometimes quake, Trustiest blade will sometimes break, Sturdiest heart will sometimes fail, Proudest eye will sometimes quail j — A TALE OF GEAMMAEYE. 45 No wonder Fitz-Hugh felt uncommonly queer Upon suddenly seeing the Devil so near, Leaning over his chair, peeping into his ear. The stranger first The silence burst, And replied to the Baron's look : — " I would not intrude, But don't think me rude If I sniff at that musty old book. Charms were all very well Ere Reform came to Hell ; But now not an imp cares a fig for a spell. Still I see what you want, And am willing to grant The person and purse of the fair Isabel. Upon certain conditions the maiden is won ; — You may have her at once, if you choose to say ' Done !' " The lady so rare, Her manors so fair, Lord Baron I give to thee : But when once the sun Five years has run, Lord Baron, thy soul's my fee !" Oh ! where wert thou, ethereal Sprite ? Protecting Angel, where ? Sure never before had noble or knight Such need of thy guardian care ! No aid is nigh — 'twas so decreed j — 46 A TALE OF GKAMMARTE. The recreant Baron at once agreed, And prepared with his blood to sign the deed. With the point of his sword • His arm he scored, And mended his pen with his Misericorde ; From his black silk breeches The stranger reaches A lawyer's leathern case, Selects a paper, And snuffing the taper, The Baron these words mote trace : — " Five years after date, I promise to pay My sonl to old Mck, without let or delay, For value received." — " There, my Lord, on my life, Put your name to the bill, and the lady's your wife." All look'd bright in earth and heaven, And far through the morning skies Had Sol his fiery coursers driven, — That is, it was striking half -past eleven As Isabel opened her eyes. All wondered what made the lady so late, For she came not down till noon, Though she usually rose at a quarter to eight, And went to bed equally soon. But her rest had been broken by troublesome dreams : — She had thought that, in spite of her cries and her screams, Old Nick had borne off, in a chariot of flame, The gallant young Howard of Effinghame. A TALE OF GRAMMARYE. 47 Her eye was so dim, and her cheek so chill, The family doctor declared she was ill, And muttered dark hints of a draught and a pill. All during breakfast to brood doth she seem O'er some secret woes or wrongs ; For she empties the salt-cellar into the cream, And stirs up her tea with the tongs. But scarce hath she finished her third round of toast, When a knocking is heard by all — " "What may that be ? — 'tis too late for the post, — Too soon for a morning call." After a moment of silence and dread, The court-yard rang With the joyful clang Of an armed warrior's tread. Now away and away with fears and alarms, — The lady lies clasped in young Effinghame's arms. She hangs on his neck, and she tells him true, How that troublesome creature, Lord Eanulph Fitz-Hugh, Hath vowed and hath sworn with a terrible curse, That, unless she will take him for better for worse, He will work her mickle rue I " Now, lady love, dismiss thy fear, Should that grim old Baron presume to come here, We'll soon send him home with a flea in his ear ; — And, to cut short the strife, My love ! my life ! Let me send for a parson, and make you my wife !" 48 A TALE OF GEAMMAEYE. No banns did they need, no licence require, — They were married that day before dark : The Clergyman came, — a fat little friar, The doctor acted as Clerk. But the nuptial rites were hardly o'er, Scarce had they reached the vestry door, When a knight rushed headlong in ; From his shoes to his shirt He was all over dirt, From his toes to the tip of his chin ; But high on his travel-stained helmet tower'd The lion-crest of the noble Howard. By horrible doubts and fears possest, The bride turned and gaz'd on the bridegroom's breast — No Argent Bend was there ; No. Lion bright Of her own true knight, But his rival's Sable Bear ! The Lady Isabel instantly knew 'Twas a regular hoax of the false Fitz-Hugh ; And loudly the Baron exultingly cried, " Thou art wooed, thou art won, my bonny gay bride ! Nor heaven nor hell can our loves divide I" This pithy remark was scarcely made, When the Baron beheld, upon turning his head, His Friend in black close by ; He advanced with a smile all placid and bland, Popp'd a small piece of parchment into his hand, And knowingly winked his eye. A TALE OF GRAMMARVE. 49 As the Baron perused, His cheek was suffused With a flush between brick-dust and brown ; While the fair Isabel Fainted, and fell In a still and death-like swoon Lord Howard roar'd out, till the chapel and vaults Bang with cries for burnt feathers and volatile salts. " Look at the date !" quoth the queer-looking man, In his own peculiar tone ; " My word hath been kept, — deny it who can, — And now I am come for my own." Might he trust his eyes ? — Alas ! and alack ! 'Twas a bill ante-dated fall five years back ! 'Twas all too true — It was over due — The term had expired ! — he wouldn't " renew," — And the Devil looked black as the Baron looked blue. The Lord Fitz-Hugh Made a great to-do, And especially blew up Old Nick, — " 'Twas a stain," he swore, " On the name he bore To play such a rascally trick !" — A trick ?" quoth Mck, in a tone rather quick, It's one often played upon people who ' tick.' " Blue flames now broke From his mouth as he spoke, They went out, and left an uncommon thick smoke, E 50 A TALE OF GEAMMARYE. Which, enveloping quite Himself and the Knight, The pair in a moment were clean out of sight. When it wafted away, Where the dickens were they ? Oh ! no one might guess — Oh ! no one might say,—- But never, I wis, From that time to this, In hall or in bower, on mountain or plain, Has the Baron been seen, or been heard of again. As for fair Isabel, after two or three sighs, She finally opened her beautiful eyes. She coughed, and she sneezed And was very well pleased, After being so rumpled, and towzled, and teased, To find when restored from her panic and pain, My Lord Howard had married her over again. MORAL. Be warned by our story, ye Nobles and Knights, Who're so much in the habit of " flying of kites ;" And beware how ye meddle again with such Flights : At least, if your energies Creditors cramp, Bemember a Usurer's always a Scamp, And look well at the Bill, and the Date, and the Stamp : Don't sign in a hurry, whatever you do, Or you'll go the Devil, like Baron Fitz-Hugh. Dalton. 51 THE KED-BEEAST OF AQTJITAOTA. AN HUMBLE BALLAD. " Are. not two sparrows sold for a farthing ? yet not one of them shall fall to the ground without your Father." — St. Matthew, x. 29. " Gallos ab Aquitanis Garumna flumen." — Julius Caesar. " Sermons in stones, and good in everything." — Shakspeare. " Genius, left to shiver On the bank, 'tis said, Died of that cold river." — Tom Moore. River trip from Thou- louse to Bourdeaux. Thermome- ter at -0. Snow 1J foot deep. Use of wooden shoes. Oh, 'twas bitter cold As our steam-boat roll'd Down the pathway old Of the deep Garonne, — And the peasant lank, "While his sabot sank In the snow- clad bank, Saw it roll on, on. Y* Gascon farmer hieth to his cot- tage, and dnnketh a flaggonne. II. And he hied him home To his toit de cliaume; And for those who roam On the broad bleak flood b 2 52 THE RED-BREAST OF AQUITANIA. Cared lie ? Not a thought ; For his beldame brought His wine-flask fraught With the grape's red blood. He warmeth his cold shins at a wooden fire. Good b'ye to him. III. And the wood-block blaze Fed his vacant gaze As we trod the maze Of the river down. Soon we left behind On the frozen wind All farther mind Of that vacant clown. IV. Y* Father meeteth a stray ac- quaintance in a small bird. But there came anon, As we journey' d on Down the deep Garonne, An acquaintancy, Which we deem'd, I count, Of more high amount, it oped the fount Of sweet sympathy. Not y<= famous alba- tross of that aincient ma- riner olde Coleridge, but a poore robin. 'Twas a stranger drest In a downy vest, 'Twas a wee Red-breast, (Not an " Albatross") THE RED-BREAST OP AQTJITANIA. 53 But a wanderer meek, Who fain would seek O'er the bosom bleak Of that flood to cross. Y e sparrow- crossing y e river inak- eth hys half- way house of the fire- ship. VI. And we watch' d him oft As he soar'd aloft On his pinions soft, Poor wee weak thing, And we soon could mark That he sought our bark As a resting ark For his weary wing. VII. Delusive hope. Y e fire-ship runneth 10 knots an hour: 'tis no go for y e sparrow. But the bark, fire-fed, On her pathway sped, And shot far a-head Of the tiny bird, And quicker in the van Her swift wheels ran, As the quickening fan Of his winglets stirr'd. VIII. Y« byrde is led a wilde goose chace adown v e Vain, vain pursuit ! Toil without fruit ! For his forked foot Shall not anchor there, 54 THE RED-BREAST OF AQTTITANIA. Tho' the boat meanwhile Down the stream beguile For a bootless mile The poor child of air ! Symptomes of fatigue, "lis melan- cholie to fall between 2 stools, And 'twas plain at last He was nagging fast, That his hour had past In that effort vain ; Far from either bank, Sans a saving plank, Slow, slow he sank, Nor uprose again. Mort of y j birde. And the cheerless wave Just one ripple gave As it oped him a grave In its bosom cold, And he sank alone, With a feeble moan, In that deep Garonne, And then all was told. Y e old man at ye helm weepeth for a sonne lost in y e bay of Biscaye. But our pilot grey Wiped a tear away ; In the broad Biscaye He had lost his boy ! THE RED -BREAST OF AQUTTAMTA. 55 And that sight brought back On its furrow'd track The remember'd wreck Of long perish'd joy ! Condoleance of y ladyes ; eke of 1 chasseur d'infanterie Ugere. XII. And the tear half hid In soft Beauty's lid Stole forth unbid For that red-breast bird And the feeling crept, — For a Warrior wept ; And the silence kept Found no fitting word. OMe Father Proutte sadly moralizetli anent y* XIII. But I mused alone, For I thought of one Whom I well had known In my earlier days, Of a gentle mind, Of a soul refined, Of deserts design'd For the Palm of Praise. XIV. Y« Streame of Lyfe. A younge man of f ayre promise. And well would it seem Tha o'er Lifes dark stream, Easy task for Him In hi flight of Fame, 56 THE RED-BREAST OF AQTTITANIA. "Was the Skyward Path, O'er tlie billow's wrath, That for Genius hath Ever been the same. Hys earlie rly'ght acros y e streame. XV. And I saw him soar From the morning shore, While his fresh wings bore Him athwart the tide, Soon with powers unspent As he forward went, His wings he had bent On the songht-for side. A newe ob- ject calleth his eye from y e rnaine chaunce. XVI. But while thus he flew, Lo ! a vision new Caught his wayward view With a semblance fair, Zknd that new-found wooer Could, alas ! allure From his pathway sure The bright child of air. Instabilitie of purpose a fatall evyl in lyfe. XVII. For he turn'd aside, And adown the tide For a brief hour plied His yet unspent force, Prout's ballade, THE RED-BEEAST OF AQTJITANIA. 57 And to gain that goal Gave the powers of soul, Which, unwasted, whole, Had achieved his course. XVIII. ™^ J A bright Spirit, young, Father Unwept, unsung, humble Sank thus among The drifts of the stream ; Not a record left,— Of renown bereft, By thy cruel theft, DELUSIVE DREAM I 53 THE SON TO HIS MOTHER. There was a place in childhood that I remember well And there, a voice of sweetest tone bright fairy tales did tell; And gentle words and fond embrace were given with joy to me, When I was in that happy place, npcn my mother's knee. When fairy tales were ended, " G-ood night !" she softly said, And kiss'd and laid me down to sleep within my tiny bed ; And holy words she taught me there, — methinks I yet can see Her angel eyes, as close I knelt beside my mother's knee. In the sickness of my childhood, the perils of my prime, The sorrows of my riper years, the cares of ev'ry time ; When donbt or danger weigh' d me down, then pleading, all for me, It was a fervent pray'r to Heaven that bent my mother's j knee ! THE SON TO HIS MOTHER. 59 And can I this remember, and e'er forget to prove The glow of holy gratitude — the fulness of my love ? When thou art feeble, mother, come rest thy arm on me, And let thy cherish' d child support the aged mothers' knee! Samuel Lover. 60 IMPEOMPTTJ BY THE LATE GEOKGE COLMAK About a year since, a young lady begged this cele- brated wit to write some verses in her album : he shook his head ; but, good-naturedly promising to try, at once extemporised the following, — most probably his last written and poetical jest. My muse and I, ere youth and spirits fled, Sat up together many a night, no doubt ; But now, I've sent the poor old lass to bed, Simply because my fire is going out. 61 THE MOKKS OF OLD. Many have told of the monks of old, What a saintly race they were ; But 'tis more true that a merrier crew Could scarce be found elsewhere ; For they sung and laugh' d, And the rich wine quaff'd, And lived on the daintiest cheer. And some they would say, that throughout the day O'er the missal alone they would pore ; But 'twas only, I ween, whilst the flock were seen They thought of their ghostly lore ; For they sung and laugh'd, And the rich wine quaff'd When the rules of their faith were o'er. And then they would jest at the love confess' d By many an artless maid ; And what hopes and fears they have pour'd in the ears Of those who sought their aid. And they sung and laugh'd, And the rich wine quaff'd As they told of each love-sick jade. 62 THE MONKS OF OLD. And the Abbot meek, with his form so sleek, Was the heartiest of them all, And would take his place with a smiling face When refection bell would call ; And they sung and laugh' d, And the rich wine quaff' d, Till they shook the olden wall. In their green retreat, when the drum would beat, And warriors flew to arm, The monks they would stay in their convent grey, In the midst of dangers calm, Where they sung and laugh' d, And the rich wine quaff' d, For none would the good men harm. Then say what they will, we'll drink to them still, For a jovial band they were ; And 'tis most true that a merrier crew Could not be found elsewhere ; For they sung and laugh' d, And the rich wine quaff'd, And lived on the daintiest cheer. William Jones. 63 OUE OPENING CHATJNT. Written on the occasion of the First Publication of "Bentley's Miscellanv." Come round and hear, my public dear, Come hear, and judge it gently, — The prose so terse, and flowing verse, Of us, the wits of Bentley. ii. We offer not intricate plot To muse upon intently ; No tragic word, no bloody sword, Shall stain the page of Bentley. in. The tender song which all day long Eesounds so sentiment'ly, Through wood and grove all full of love, Will find no place in Bentley. 64 OUR OPENING CHAUNT. IV. Nor yet the speech wliicli fain would teach All nations eloquently ; — 'Tis quite too grand for us the bland And modest men of Bentley. For science deep no line we keep, We speak it reverently ; — From sign to sign the sun may shine, Untelescoped by Bentley. VI. Tory and Whig, in accents big, May wrangle violently : Their party rage shan't stain the page- The neutral page of Bentley. VII. The scribe whose pen is mangling men And women pestilently, May take elsewhere his wicked ware, — He finds no mart in Bentley. VIII. It pains us not to mark the spot Where Dan may find his rent lie ; The Glasgow chiel may shout for Peel, We know them not in Bentley OTJB OPENING CHAT7NT. 65 IX. Those who admire a merry lyre, — Those who would hear attent'ly A tale of wit, or flashing hit, — Are ask'd to come to Bentley. Our hunt will be for grace and glee, Where thickest may the scent lie ; At slashing pace begins the chase — Now for the burst of Bentley. Dr. Maginn. LINES On seeing "The Young Veteran," John Bannister, toddling up Gower- street, after he had attained his seventieth birthday. WRITTEN BY SIR GEORGE ROSE, AND COMMUNICATED BY J. P. HARLEY, ESQ,. With seventy years upon his back, Still is my honest friend " Young Jack," Nor spirits check' d nor fancy slack, But fresh as any daisy, Though Time has knock' d his stumps about, He cannot bowl his temper out ; And all the Bannister is stout, Although the steps be crazy. 66 AD MOLLISSIMAM PUELLAM E GETICA CAEUAEUM FAMIUA. OVIDITJS NASO LAMENTATUR. Heu ! heu ! Me tsedet, me piget o ! Cor mihi riget o ! TJt nos sub frigido . . . Et nox ipsa mi, turn Cnm vado dormitum, Infausta, insomnis, Transcurritur omnis . . . Hoc culpa fit tua Mi, mollis Cariia, Sic mihi illudens, Nee pudens. — Prodigmm tu, re Es, vera, naturae, Candidior lacte ; — Plus fronte cum hac te, Cum istis ocellis, Plus omnibus stellis Mehercule vellem. — Sed heu, me imbellem ! A me, qui sum iidus, Vel ultimum sidus tf TO THE HARD-HEARTED MOLLY CAREW, THE LAMENT OF HER IRISH LOVER. Och hone ! Oh! what willl do? Sure my love is all crost, Like a bud in the frost. . . And there's no use at all In my going to bed ; For 'tis dhrames, and not sleep, That comes into my head. . . And 'tis all about you, My sweet Molly Carew, And indeed 'tis a sin And a shame. — You're complater than nature In every feature ; The snow can't compare With your forehead so fair: And I rather would spy Just one blink of your eye Than the purtiest star That shines out of the sky ; Tho' — by this and by that ! For the matter o' that — p 2 63 AD MOLLISSIMAM PTJELLAM E FAMILIA CAETJAETJM. Eon distat te niagis . . . Quid agis ! lieu ! heu ! nisi tu Me ames, Pereo ! pillaleu ! ii. Heu! heu! Sed cur seqimr laude Ocellos aut frontem Si nasi, cum fraude, Prsetereo pontem ? . . . Ast hie ego minus Quam ipse Longinus In verbis exprimem Hunc nasum sublimem , De florida gena Vulgaris camcena Cantaret in vanum Per annum. — Turn, tibi puella ! Sic tument labella Ut nil plus jucundum Sit, aut rubicundum ; Si primitus homo Collapsus est porno, Si dolor et luctus Venerunt per fructus, Proh ! Betas nunc serior ISTe cadat, vereor, Icta tarn bello TO THE HARD-HEARTED MOLLY CAREW. 69 You're more distant by far Than that same. Och hone, wierasthrew ! I am alone In this world without you ! ii. Och hone ! But why should I speak Of your forehead and eyes, When your nose it defies Paddy Blake the schoolmaster To put it in rhyme ? t — Though there's one Burke, He says, Who would call it Snublime . . . And then for your cheek, Throth 'twould take him a week Its beauties to tell As he'd rather : — Then your lips, O machree ! In their beautiful glow They a pattern might be For the cherries to grow. — 'Twas an apple that tempted Our mother, we know ; For apples were scarce I suppose long ago : But at this time o' day, 'Pon my conscience I'll say, Such cherries might tempt 70 AD MCLLISSIMAM PTJELLAM E FAMILIA CAKUARUM. Labello : Heu ! heu ! nisi tu Me ames, Pereo ! pillaleu ! in. Heu! Heu Per cornua lunse Perpetuo tu ne Me vexes impnne ? . . . I nunc chore- salta (Mac-ghius nam tecum) Planta magis alta Quam sueveris mecum ! . Tibicinem quanclo Cogo fustigando Ne falsum det melus, Anhelus. — A te in sacello Yix mentem revello, Heu ! misere scissani Te inter et Missam ; Tu latitas vero Tarn stricto galero Ut cernere vultum Desiderem multum. Et dubites jam, niira (Ob animse damnum) Sit fas liunc deberi Auferri ? Heu ! heu ! nisi tu TO THE HAED-HEAETED MOLLY CAEEW. 71 A man's father ! Och hone, wierasthrew ! I'm alone In this world without yon ! in. Och hone ! By the man in the moon ! Yon teaze me all ways That a woman can plaze ; For yon dance twice as high With that thief Pat Maghee As when you take share In a jig, dear, with me ; Though the piper I bate, For fear the ou]d chate Wouldn't play you your Favourite tune. And when you're at Mass My devotion you crass, For 'tis thinking of you I am, Molly Carew ; While you wear on purpose A bonnet so deep, That I can't at your sweet Pretty face get a peep. Oh ! lave off that bonnet, Or else I'll lave on it The loss of my wandering Sowl ! Och hone, like an owl, 72 AD MOLLISSIMAM PTJELLAM E FAMILIA GARTJART7M. Coram sis, Csecus sim : eleleu ! IV. Heu ! lieu ! Non me provocato, Nam virginum sat, o ! Stant mihi amato . . . Et stuperes plane Si aliquo mane Me sponsum videres ; Hoc quomodo ferres ? Quid diceres, si cum Triumpho per vicum, Maritus it ibi, Non tibi ! Et pol ! Catherine Cui vacca, (tu, sine) Si proferem hymen Grande esset discrimen; Tu quamvis, hie aio, Sis blandior Maio, Et hsec calet rariiis Quam Januarius ; Si non mutas brevi, Hanc mihi decrevi (Ut sic ultus forem) IJxorem ; Turn posthac diu Me spectrum Verebere tu. . . eleleu ! Father Prout. TO THE HARD-HEARTED MOLLY CAREW. 73 Day is night, Dear, to me without you ! IV. Och hone ! Don't provoke me to do it ; For there's girls by the score That loves me, and more. And you'd look very queer, If some morning you'd meet My wedding all marching In pride down the street. Throth you'd open your eyes, And you'd die of surprise To think 'twasn't you Was come to it. And 'faith ! Katty Naile And her cow, I go bail, Would jump if I'd say, " Katty ISTaile, name the day." And though you're fair and fresh As the blossoms in May, And she's short and dark Like a cold winter's day, Yet if you don't repent Before Easter, — when Lent Is over — I'll marry For spite. Och hone ! and when I Die for you, 'Tis my ghost that you'll see every night ! S. Lover n THE GEAND CHAM OP TAETAEY, AND THE HUMBLE-BEE. Abridged from the voluminous Epic Poem by Beg-beg, (formerly a mendicant ballad- singer, afterwards Prin- cipal Lord Rector of the University of Samarcand, and subsequently Historiographer and Poet Laureate to the Court of Balk,) by C. J. Davids, Esq. The great Tartar chief, on a festival day, Grave a spread to his court, and resolv'd to be gay ; But, just in the midst of their music and glee, The mirth was upset by a humble-bee — A humble-bee — ■ They were bored by a rascally humble-bee ! ii. This riotous bee was so wanting in sense As to fly at the Cham with malice prepense : Said his highness, " My fate will be felo-de-se, If I'm thus to be teas' d by a humble-bee — A humble-bee — How shall I get rid of the humble-bee I" THE GRAND CHAM OP TARTAEY. 75 III. The troops in attendance, with sabre and spear, Were order' d to harass the enemy's rear : But the brave body-guards were forced to flee — They were all so afraid of the humble-bee — The humble bee — The soldiers were scar'd by the humble-bee. IV. The solicitor- general thought there was reason For indicting the scamp on a charge of high-treason ; While the chancellor doubted if any decree From the woolsack would frighten the humble-bee — The humble-bee — So the lawyers fought shy of the humble-bee. The Cham from his throne in an agony rose, While the insect was buzzing right under his nose " Was ever a potentate plagued like me, Or worried to death by a humble-bee ! A humble-bee — Don't let me be stung by the humble-bee !" VI. He said to a page, nearly choking with grief, " Bring hither my valiant commander-in-chief ; And say that I'll give him a liberal fee, To cut the throat of this humble-bee — This humble-bee — This turbulent, Jacobin, humble-bee !" 76 THE GRAND CHAM OF TARTARY. VII. His generalissimo came at the summons, And, cursing the courtiers for cowardly rum-uns, " My liege," said he, " it's all fiddle-de-dee To make such a fuss for a humble-bee — A humble-bee — I don't care a d — n for the humble-bee !" VIII. The veteran rush'd sword in hand on the foe, And cut him in two with a desperate blow. His master exclaim' d, " I'm delighted to see How neatly you've settled the humble-bee !" The humble-bee — So there was an end of the humble-bee. IX. By the doctor's advice (which was prudent and right) His highness retired very early that night : For they got him to bed soon after his tea, And he dream' d all night of the humble-bee — ■ The humble-bee — He saw the grim ghost of the humble-bee. MORAL. Seditious disturbers, mind well what you're arter — Lest, humming a prince, you by chance catch a Tartar. Consider, when planning an impudent spree, You may get the same luck as the humble-bee — The humble-bee — Eemember the doom of the humble-bee ! PADDY BLAKE'S ECHO. 77 PADDY BLAKE'S ECHO. A NEW VERSION FROM THE ORIGINAL IRISH. " Ecco ridente," &c. Tliere's a spot by that lake, sirs, Where echoes were born, Were one Paddy Blake, sirs, Was walking one morn With a great curiosity big in his mind ! Says he, " Mrs. Blake Doesn't trate me of late In the fashion she did When I first call'd her Kate r She's crusty and surly, — My cabin 's the dhiaoul, My pigs and my poultry Are all cheek by jowl : But what is the cause, from the J.cho Til find." (Spolcen.) So up he goes bouldly to the J.cho, and says, " The top 78 PADDY BLAKE'S ECHO. o' the mornin' t'ye, Misther or Missus Acho, for divil a know I know whether ye wear petticoats or breeches." " Neither," says the Acho in Irish. " Now, that being the case," says Paddy, turnin' sharp 'pon the J.cho, d'ye see, " ye can tell me the stark-naked truth." "'Troth, an' ye may say that, with yir own purty mouth," says the J.cho. " Well, thin," says Paddy agin, " what the divil's come over Mrs. Blake of late ?" " Potcheen /" says the J.cho. " Oh ! (shouting) by the pow'rs of Moll Kelly," says Paddy, " I thought as mich : — " It wasn't for nothin' the taypot was hid, Though I guess'd what was in it, by smelling the lid !" ii. There's another suspicion Comes over my mind, That with all his contrition And pray'rs, and that kind, Ould Father Mahony's a wag in his way. When a station, he says, Will be held at my house, I must go my ways, Or be mute as a mouse. For Mm turkey and bacon Is pull'd from the shelf; Not so much as a cake on The coals for myself: But what all this manes, why, the J.cho will say. PADDY BLAKE'S ECHO. 79 (Spoken.) Up lie goes agin to the Acho, and says, " Tell me, affye plase, what is 't brings onld Father Mahony so everlast- ingly to my country seat in the bog of Bally Keeran ?" " Mrs. Blake !" says the .Acho. " Oh ! hannimandhiaoul !" says Paddy, " I thought as mich — the thief o' the world — I thought as mich. Oh ! tundher-a-nouns ! "I'll go home an' bate her, until my heart 's sore, Then give her the key of the street evermore !" W. IMPEOMPTU. Who the dickens " Boz" could be Puzzled many a learned elf ; Till time unveil' d the mystery, And Boz appear'd as Dickens' self! C. J. Davids. 80 HAROUN ALRASCHID. O'er the gorgeous room a luxurious gloom, Like the glow of a summer's eve, hung : From its basin of stone, with rose-leaves bestrown The fountain its coolness flung ; Perfumes wondrously rare fill'd the eunuch-fann'd air, And on gem-studded carpets around The poets sung forth tales of glory or mirth To their instruments' eloquent sound ; On a throne framed of gold sat their monarch the bold, With coffers of coin by his side, And to each, as he sung, lavish handfuls he flung, Till each in his gratitude cried, Long, long live great Haroun Alraschid, the Caliph of Babylon old!" Disturbing the feast, from the Rome of the East An embassage audience craves ; And Haroun, smiling bland, cries, dismissing the band, " We will look on the face of our slaves !" Then the eunuchs who wait on their Caliph in state Lead the messenger Lords of the Greek. HAROTJN ALRASCHID. 81 Proud and martial their mien, proud and martial their sheen, But they bow to the Arab right meek ; And with heads bending down, though their brows wear a frown, They ask if he audience bestow. " Yea, dogs of the Greek, we await ye, so speak ! — Have ye brought us the tribute you owe ? Or what lack ye of Haroun Alraschid, the Caliph of Babylon old?" Then the Greek spake loud, " To Alraschid the Proud This message our monarch doth send : While ye play'd 'gainst a Queen, ye could mate her, I ween — She could ill with thy pieces contend ; But Irene is dead, and a Pawn in her stead Holds her power and place on the board : By Nicephorus stern is the purple now worn, And no longer he owns thee for lord. If tribute ye claim, I am bade in his name This to tell thee, King of the World, With these, not with gold, pays Nicephorus bold !" — And a bundle of sword-blades he hurl'd At the feet of stern Haroun Alraschid, the Caliph of Babylon old. Dark as death was his look, and his every limb shook, As the Caliph glared round on the foe — G 82 HAROUN ALRASCHID. " View my answer I" he roar'd, and unsheathing his sword, Clove the bundle of falchions right through. " Tell my slave, the Greek hound, that Haroun the E-enown'd, Ere the sun that now sets rise again, Will be far on the road to his wretched abode, With many a myriad of men. No reply will he send, either spoken or penn'd ; But by Allah, and Abram our sire, He shall read a reply on the earth, in the sky, Writ in bloodshed, and famine, and fire ! Now begone !" thundered Haroun Alraschid, the Caliph of Babylon old. As the sun dropt in night by the murky torch- light, There was gathering of horse and of man : Tartar, Courd, Bishareen, Persian, swart Bedoween, And the mighty of far Khorasan — Of all tongues, of all lands, and in numberless bands, Eound the Prophet's green banner they crowd, They are form'd in array, they are up and away, Like the locusts' calamitous cloud ; But rapine or spoil, till they reach the Greek soil, Is forbidden, however assail'd. A poor widow, whose fold a Courd robb'd, her tale told, And he was that instant impaled By the stern wrath of Haroun Alraschid, the Caliph of Babylon old ! HAROUN ALRASCHID. 83 - On o'er valley and hill, river, plain, onwards still, Fleet and fell as the desert- wind, on ! Where was green grass before, when that host had pass'd o'er, Every vestige of verdure was gone ! On o'er valley and hill, desert, river, on still, With the speed of the wild ass or deer, The dust of their tread, o'er the atmosphere spread, Hung for miles like a cloud in their rear. On o'er valley and hill, desert, river, on still, Till afar booms the ocean's hoarse roar, And amid the night's gloom are seen tower, temple, doom — Heraclea, that sits by the shore ! The doom'd city of Haroun Alraschid, the Caliph of Babylon old. There was mirth at its height in thy mansions that night, Heraclea, that sits by the sea ! Thy damsels' soft smiles breathed their loveliest wiles, And the banquet was wild in its glee ! For Zoe the fair, proud Nicephorus' heir, That night was betrothed to her mate, To Theseus the Bold, of Illyria old, And the blood of the Island-kings great. When lo ! wild and lorn, and with robes travel-torn, And with features that pallidly glared, They the Arab had spurn'd from Damascus return'd, Eush'd in, and the coming declared Of the armies of Haroun Alraschid, the Caliph of Babylon old- g 2 84 HAROUN ALRASCHID. A faint tumult afar, the first breathing of war, Multitudinous floats on the gale : The lelie shout shrill, and the toss'd cymbals peal, And the trumpet's long desolate wail, The horse-tramp of swarms, and the clangour of arms, And the murmur of nations of men. Oh woe, woe, and woe, Heraclea shall know — She shall fall, and shall rise not again ; The spiders' dusk looms shall alone hang her rooms, The green grass shall grow in her ways, Her daughters shall wail, and her warriors shall quail, And herself be a sign of amaze, Through the vengeance of Haroun Alraschid, the Caliph of Babylon old. 'Tis the dawn of the sun, and the morn-prayer is done, And the murderous onset is made ; The Christian and foe they are at it, I trow, Fearfully plying the blade. Each after each rolls on to the breach, Like the slumberless roll of the sea. Rank rolling on rank rush the foe on the Frank, Breathless, in desperate glee ; The Creek's quenchless fire, the Mussulman's ire Has hurled over rampart and wall. And 'tis all one wild hell of blades slaughtering fell, Where fiercest and fellest o'er all Work'd the falchion of Haroun Alraschid, the Caliph of Babylon old. HAROUN ALRASCHID. 85 But day rose on day, yet Nicephorus grey, And Theseus, his daughter's betrothed, With warrior-like sleight kept the town in despite, Of the Moslem insulted and loathed. Morn rose after morn on the leaguers outworn, Till the Caliph with rage tore his beard ; And, terribly wroth, sware a terrible oath — An oath which the boldest ev'n fear'd. So his mighty Emirs gat around their compeers, And picked for the onslaught a few. Oh ! that onslaught was dread, — every Moslem struck dead ! But, however, young Theseus they slew, And that gladdened fierce Haroun Alraschid, the Caliph of Babylon old. Heraclea, that night in thy palaces bright There was anguish and bitterest grief. " He is gone ! he is dead !" were the words that they said, Though the stunn'd heart refused its belief: Wild and far spreads the moan, from the hut, from the throne, Striking every one breathless with fear. " Oh ! Theseus the bold, thou art stark, — thou art cold, — Thou art young to be laid on the bier." One alone makes no moan, but with features like stone, In an ecstacy haggard of woe, Sits tearless and lorn, with dry eyeballs that burn. 86 HAROUN ALRASCHID. And fitful her lips mutter low Dread tlireatenings against Haroun Alraschid, the Caliph of Babylon old. The next morn on the wall, first and fiercest of all, The distraction of grief cast aside, In her lord's arms arrayed, Zoe plies the death- blade, — Ay, and, marry, right terribly plied. Her lovely arm fair, to the shoulder is bare, And nerved with a giant-like power Where her deadly sword sweeps fall the mighty in heaps ; Where she does but appear the foe cower. Bank on rank they rush on, — rank on rank are struck down, Till the ditch is choked up with the dead. The vulture and crow, and the wild dog, I trow, Made a dreadful repast that night as they fed On the liegemen of Haroun Alraschid, the Caliph of Babylon old. This was not to last. — The stern Moslem, downcast, Eetrieved the next morning their might ; For Alraschid the bold, and the Barmecide old, Had proclaimed through the camp in the night, That whoso should win the first footing within The city that bearded their power, Should have for his prize the fierce girl with black eyes, And ten thousand zecchines as her dower. HAROUN ALRASCHID. 87 It spurred them right well ; and they battled and fell, Like lions, with long hunger wild. Ere that day set the sun Heraclea was won, And ISTicephorus bold, and his child, Were captives to Haroun Alraschid, the Caliph of Babylon old. To his slave, the Greek hound, roared Haroun the Eenowned. When before him Nicephorus came, " Though the pawn went to queen, 'tis checkmated, I ween. Thou'rt as bold as unskilled in the game. Now, Infidel, say, wherefore should I not slay The wretch that my vengeance hath sought?" — " I am faint, — I am weak — and I thirst," quoth the Greek, " Give me drink." At his bidding 'tis brought ; He took it ; but shrank, lest 'twere poison he drank. " Thou art safe till the goblet be quaffed !" Cried Haroun. The Greek heard, took the foe at his word, Dashed down on the pavement the draught, And claimed mercy of Haroun Alraschid, the Caliph of Babylon old. Haroun never broke word or oath that he spoke, So he granted the captive his life, And then bade his slaves bear stately Zoe the fair, To the warrior who won her in strife ; But the royal maid cried in the wrath of her pride, CO HAROTJN ALKASCHID. She would die ere her hand should be given, Or the nuptial caress should be lavished to bless Such a foe to her house and to Heaven. Her entreaties they spurned, and her menace they scorned ; But, resolute, spite of their power, All food she denied, and by self-famine died ; And her father went mad from that hour. Thus triumph' d stern Haroun Alraschid, the Caliph of Babylon old ! G. E. Inmak. 89 TO THE HOT WELLS OF CLIFTON, IN PRAISE OF RUM-PUNCH. A Triglot Ode, viz. 1° Tiivoagov mgt QivpoiTos acty. 2° Horatii in fontem Bristolii carmen. 3° % Mick (unpu&lisJjetJ) of "ti)c unfortunate Cfjatterton." PINDAR. xXXcv iv vccXa <%p.7rovSTICK. 257 Phil, politely and qui'tly slipp'd his arm round her waist, And he gave three loud smacks, and three more, the ould baste. But the blue-jackets cried, ' Mounseer Parly Voo, Thry it on somewhere else, with your ' How do you do P And leather away with the oak-stick ! Through the town she paraded in grandeur and pride, To the great Chcvpeau D'U, where King Phil, does reside; There the tents were all spread, like ould Donnybrook fair, With ceade mille failthe, and plenty to spare, And leather away with the oak-stick I We'd consartos by night, and sham shindies by day, And the King tray ted every mother's sowl to the play; ' Ma'am,' says he to the Queen, ' you'll come home and take tay; Plaise your Majesty, 'tis all in the family way, And leather away with the oak-stick ?' Och ! the fine town of Paris shines under the sky, And a beautiful shrimmage took place there hard by ; The sodgers fought shy, and the boys fought it out — 'Pon my sowl, I don't know what it all was about ; But they leather' d away with the oak- stick. They jamm'd up the streets with hack-cars and pochaises, ' Fire again,' says the colonel, ' fire at them like blazes !' — I Brave boys !' cries Fayette, * don't stay here to be kilt, But give them your tooth-pickers starch to the hilt, And leather away with the oak-stick !' s 258 LEATHEE AWAY WITH THE OAK-STICK. Then success to the stout roving boys of July, And mate when they 're hungry and drink when they 're dry, To drink Lewy's health, and the Queen's, d'ye see, And the rest of the Frinch Eoyal Fam-i-lee, And leather away with the oak- stick ! When the ruction was quash' d, and the people was quiet, Some blag-gaards in the North thought to kick up a riot ; Says Eoossia to Spain, ' Sure, we won't stand all that !' — ' Arrah be aisy,' says England, ' and mind what ye're at, Or I'll leather away with the oak- stick !' God save Queen Victoria, and bless her with joy ! Och ! Albert, my jewel, you 're the broth of a boy ! Three cheers for ould Ireland, and Dan, and Saint Pat, And Eepayle, Father Mathew, and send round the hat, And leather away with the oak- stick. The Irish Whiskey-Dkinker. 259 EXCELSIOR. The shades of night were falling fast, As through an Alpine village passed A youth, who bore, 'midst snow and ice, t A banner with the strange device — Excelsior ! His brow was sad ; his eye beneath Flashed like a falchion from its sheath, And like a silver clarion rung The accents of that unknown tongue— Excelsior! In happy homes he saw the light Of household fires gleam clear and bright ; Above the spectral glaciers shone, And from his lips escaped a groan — Excelsior ! " Try not the pass !" the old man said ; " Dark lowers the tempest overhead ; The roaring torrent is deep and wide !" And loud that clarion- voice replied — Excelsior! " stay," the maiden said, " and rest Thy weary head upon this breast l" A tear stood in his bright blue eye, But still he answered with a sigh — Excelsior ! s 2 260 EXCELSIOR. " Beware the pine- tree's withered branch ! Beware the awful avalanche !" This was the peasant's last good-night ; A voice replied, far up the height — Excelsior ! At break of day, as heavenward The pious monks of Saint Bernard Uttered the oft-repeated prayer, A voice cried through the frosty air — Excelsior ! A traveller, by the faithful hound, Half buried in the snow was found, Still grasping in his hand of ice That banner with the strange device — Excelsior ! There, in the twilight cold and grey, Lifeless, but beautiful, he lay, And from the sky, serene and far, A voice fell, like a falling star — Excelsior ! H. W. Longfellow. 261 ELEGY IN A LONDON THEATRE. NOT BY GRAY. The curtain falls — the signal all is o'er, The eager crowd along the lobby throng, The youngsters lean against the crowded door, Ogling the ladies as they pass along. The gas-lamps fade, the foot-lights hide their heads, And not a soul beside myself is seen, Save where the lacquey dirty canvass spreads, The painted boxes from the dust to screen, — Save that, in yonder gallery enshrined, Some ragged girl complains in angry tone Of such as, sitting in the seat behind, Had ta'en her shawl in preference to their own. 262 ELEGY IN A LONDON THEATRE. There where those rugged planks uneven lie, There on those dirty boards — that darken' d stage Did Kean and Kemble fill the listener's eye, And add a lustre to the poet's page. But they are gone — and never, never more Shall prompter's summons, or the tinkling bell, Or call-boy crying at the green-room door, " The stage waits, gentlemen !" — their dreams dispel. For them no more the coaches of the great Shall stop up Catherine Street — for them, alas ! No more shall anxious crowds expectant wait, Or polish up the gilded opera-glass. Oft did the vicious on their accents hang, Their power oft the stubborn heart hath bent, And, whilst the spacious house with plaudits rang, They sent the harden' d homewards to repent. There, in that empty box, perchance, hath swell'd A heart with Eomeo's burning passion rife, Hands that " poor Torick's" skull might well have held, Or clutch'd at Macbeth's visionary knife. Full many a pearl of purest ray serene The rugged oyster- shell doth hold inside, Full many a vot'ry of the tragic queen The dingy offices of London hide. Some Lear, whose daughters never turn'd his head, Nor changed to gall the honey of his life ; Some white Othello, who with feather-bed Had smothered not, his unoffending wife. ELEGY IN A LONDON THEATRE. 283 The applause of listening houses to command, The critic's smile and malice to despise, To win reward from lord and lady's hand, And the approval of the thundering skies, Their parents hindered, and did thus o'erthrow The brilliant hopes that in their bosom rose, To tear Macready's laurels from his brow, And put out Charley Kean's immortal nose. Of one of these I heard a drummer say, " Oft have I seen him from the muddy street, Across the crimson benches make his way, To gain his well-loved and accustomed seat. " There, where yon orchestra uprears its rail, On which I hang my drumsticks, many a night I've seen him, with a dirty shirt, and pale, Watching the motley scene with wild delight. " There, upon yonder seat, which now appears To have rent its robe for grief he is not here, Offc have I seen him sit, dissolved in tears, Veiling his grief in draughts of ginger-beer. " One night I missed him from his favourite seat. I wondered strangely where the boy could be. Another night — I gazed — in vain my gaze — Nor in the pit, nor in the house was he ! " Come here ! I saw him carried to that tomb, With drunken mutes, and all their mock parade. Just read — I've left my spectacles at home — The epitaph a friend has kindly made." 264 ELEGY IN A LONDON THEATRE. Here lieth one beneath the cold damp ground, A youth to London and the stage unknown, Upon his merits stern Macready frowned, And ' Swan and Edgar' marked him for their own. ' Large was his bounty, unto aught wherein The stage did mingle, and the cost was sweet. He gave the drama all he could — his " tin," And gained — 'twas all he could — his favourite seat. " No father had he who could interfere To check his nightly wanderings about, And from the best authority we hear, His mother never dreamt that he was out 1" Hotspur. 265 UNFINISHED LINES UPON MY LIBEAEY. My days among the dead are past ; Around me I behold, Where'er these casual eyes are east, The mighty minds of old : My never-failing friends are they, With whom I converse day by day. With them I take delight in weal, And seek relief in woe ; And when I understand and feel How much to them I owe, My cheeks have often been bedew'd With tears of thoughtful gratitude. My thoughts are with the dead ; with them I live in long past years, Their virtues love, their faults condemn, Partake their hopes and fears ; And from their lessons seek and find Instruction with a humble mind. 266 UNFINISHED LINES UPON MY LIBRARY. My hopes are with the dead ; anon My place with them will be, And I with them shall travel on, Through all futurity ; Yet leaving here a name, I trust, That will not perish in the dust. KOBERT SOUTHIT. 267 THE WAE-SONG OF THE GALLANT EIGHTY-EIGHTH. Come now, brave boys, we're on for marching, Where there's fighting and divarsion ; Where cannons roar, and men are dying, March, brave boys, there's no denying ! Love, farewell ! Hark ! 'tis the Colonel gaily crying, " March, brave boys, there's no denying, Colours flying, drums are bayting, March, brave boys, there's no retrayting !" Love, farewell! The major cries, " Boys, are yez ready ?" " Yes, your honour, firm and steady ; Give every man his flask of powdher, And his firelock on his shouldher !" Love, farewell! The mother cries, " Boys, do not wrong me, Do not take my daughters from me ! If you do, I will tormint yez ! After death my ghost will haunt yez !" Love, farewell ! 268 THE WAR SONG. " Oh, Molly, dear, you 're young and tinder, And when I'm gone yon won't surrinder, But howld out like an auncient ftoman, And live and die an honest woman." Love, farewell! " Oh, Molly, darling, grieve no more, I 'M going to fight for Ireland's glory ; If I come back, I '11 come victorious ; If I die, my sowl in glory is !" Love, farewell ! The Irish Whiskey-Drinker. 269 THE EXPEDITION TO PONTAKLIK TRANSLATED BY W. COOKE TAYLOR. Oh long, very long Winter lengthens his day ; We hear not the song of the birds from the spray ; They are silent and sad in the groves and the bowers, Awaiting the coming of spring-time and flowers ! But when the first birds on the branches were seen, And the hedge changed its brown for a mantle of green, The trumpet of war blew its blast o'er the land, And summon' d the brave to the patriot band ! There was arming and bustling, confusion and haste, Ere battalions were form'd, and line-of-march traced ; But when once in the field, the proud duke we defied :— < At peasants no longer he laugh'd in his pride. We came on so proudly through Burgundy's states, That we soon forced Pontarlin to open its gates ; And the women, at morn dress'd in colours so bright, Were making the dark weeds of widows ere night. 270 THE EXPEDITION TO PONTAELIN. The foreigners, frantic, came forward in force ; They number' d twelve thousand of foot and of horse : They assaulted us fiercely to gain back the town, But their vaunts and their boastings were soon cloven down! Our Swiss sprung upon them with blow upon blow, Till never was seen such a wide overthrow ; From the ramparts their banners and pennons were thrust. And lay all unheeded, defiled in the dust ! The wild bear of Berne put forth his sharp claws, And bristled his mane up, and grinded his jaws ; He came with his cubs, who of thousands were four, And the foreigners trembled on hearing his roar ! Be warn'd, duke of Burgundy ! timely beware, Nor venture to mate thee with Berne's fierce bear ; See his teeth, see his claws, his cubs eager for prey ; Haste ! haste ! save your lives, and get out of his way. They would not take warning ; the bear rose in wrath, And soon through their ranks forc'd a terrible path, And, though the Burgundians were full four to one, The bear and his cubs soon compell'd them to run ! And still the bear roar'd, until, borne on the gale, Its echo had reach' d the brave burghers of Basle ; And they said, since the bear is come out of his den, We must go and assist him with all of our men. Then prais'd be the warriors of Basle and of Berne, Nor pass we in silence Soleure and Lucerne ; They came without summons our dangers to share, And bravely they fought by the side of the bear ! THE EXPEDITION TO PONTAELIN. 271 Tims kjtrengthen'd, to Grandson our armies were led, As the knights and the nobles of Burgundy fled. We girdled the town, and our musketry's din Never ceas'd night or day, the proud fortress to win ! On the morning of Sunday the place we assail' d ; Its gates were forced open, its ramparts were scal'd ; The banner of freedom soon stream' d from its towers, And announc'd to the duke that proud Grandson was ours ! 272 THE SIEGE OF HENSBUBGH. Brave news ! brave news ! the Emperor Hath girded on his sword, And swears by the rood, in an angry mood, And eke by his knightly word, That humbled Hensburgh's towers shall be,, With all her boasted chivalry. The brazen clarion's battle note Hath sounded through the land ; And brave squire and knight, in their armour dight Ay, many a gallant band, Have heard the summons far and near, And come with falchion and with spear. " Ho ! to the rebel city, ho ! Let vengeance lead the way !" And anon the sheen of their spears was seen, As they rushed upon the prey. Beneath where Hensburgh's turrets frown' d Great Conrade chose his vantage ground. THE SIEGE OP HENSBURGH. 273 Far stretching o'er the fertile plain His snow-white tents were spread ; And the sweet night air, as it linger' d there^ Caught the watchful sentry's tread. Then o'er the city's battlement The tell-tale breeze its echo sent. Day after day the leaguer sat Before that city's wall, And yet, day by day, the proud Guelph cried " Nay" To the herald's warning call ; Heedless, from morn to eventide, How many a famish' d mother died. Weak childhood, and the aged man, Wept — sorely wept for bread ; And pale Hunger seem'd, as his wild eye gleam'd On the yet unburied dead, As if he longed, alas ! to share The night dog's cold, unhallow'd fare. No longer Hensburgh's banner floats ; Hush'd is her battle-cry, For a victor waits at her shatter'd gates, And her sons are doom'd to die. But Hensburgh's daughters yet shall prove The saviours of the homes they love ! T 274 THE SIEGE OF HENSBURGH. All glory to the Emperor, The merciful and brave ; Sound, clarions, sound, tell the news around, And ye drooping banners wave ! Hensburgh's fair daughters, ye are free ; Go forth, with all your " braverie /" " Bid them go forth," the Emperor cried, " Far from the scene of strife, Whether matron staid, or the blushing maid, Or the daughter, or the wife ; For ere yon sun hath left the sky, Each rebel-male shall surely die. " Bid them go forth," the Emperor said, " "We wage not war with them; Bid them all go free, with their ' braverie? And each richly valued gem ; Let each upon her person bear That which she deems her chief est care." The city's gates are open'd wide ; The leaguer stands amazed ; 'Twas a glorious deed, and shall have its meed, And by minstrel shall be praised, For each had left her jewelVd tire ; To bear a husband, or a sire. With faltering step each laden'd one At Conrade's feet appears ; In amaze he stood, but his thirst for blood Was quench' d by his falling tears ; The victor wept aloud to see Devoted woman's constancy. THE SIEGE OP HENSBURGH. 275 All glory to the Emperor, — All glory and renown ! He hath sheath' d his sword, and his royal word Hath gone forth to save the town ; For woman* s love is mightier far Than all the strategies of war. John Ryan, LL.D. 276 BEYAN O'LYNIT. In Dalkey a king of great weight, Though his deeds are not blarney'd in story, For he rose, and he rowVd to bed late, Lived Bryan O'Lynn in his glory. With a nate spanchel'd # cawbeenf so gay, He was crown' d by Queen Sheelah each day They say. Bryan's praise let us sing ! What a jolly good king Was rattling bowld Bryan O'Lynn ! Hurroo I ! His palace was thatched with straw ; There he took all his meals and his glass j And all his dominions he saw, When he sauntered along on his ass ; Hearty, simple, and free, to confide, With no guard but " Dog Tray" would he ride By his side. * Spanchel, noun- substantive,— a hay or straw rope, chiefly used for tying the legs together of cows or pigs, to hinder them, not from tres- passing on their neighbour's property, but from roaming too far from home. Spanchel, verb, — to tie or fasten with a hay or straw rope. * A felt hat of no particular shape. BRYAN O'LYNN. 277 Bryan's praise let us sing ! What a jolly good king Was rattling ould Bryan O'Lynn ! Hurroo ! ! The nation ne'er groan' d for his table, Though he drank rather fast, it is true ; Says Bryan, " If my people are able To drink, sure I'll drink whiskey, too. An income-tax, then, at each door, A pint to each keg he would score, "No more. Bryan's praise let us sing,