V4* • " °o fr -s*^ vlBr.* A * v ^ 4 ♦ n^o* °* .•S*^ H» ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING, IN Jtll \i% ^tixit\t%. REVISED BY Nashville, Tenn. : SOUTHERN METHODIST PUBLISHING HOUSE. 1882. \ S K V « Otyi, 3,0. PUBLIC LIBBABX BBPT. lO. 1940 CflitUnts. PASS EDITORIAL NOTE V DEDICATION vi PREFACE Vii CHAPTER I. Introduction 9 CHAPTER II. On the Active and Passive Lies of Vanity — The Stage-Coach — Unexpected Discoveries 11 CHAPTER III. On the Lies of Flattery— The Turban/: 56 CHAPTER IV. Lies of Fear— The Bank Note G8 CHAPTER V. Lies falsely called Lies of Benevolence — A Tale of Potted Sprats — An Authoress and her Auditors. 78 CHAPTER VI. Lies of Convenience — Proj ects Defeated 91 CHAPTER VII. Lies of Interest— The Screen 106 (iii) IV CONTENTS. CHAPTER VIII. Lies of First-rate Malignity — The Orphan 120 CHAPTER IX. Lies of Second-rate Malignity — The Old Gentleman and the Young One 143 CHAPTER X. Lies of Benevolence — Mistaken Kindness — Father and Son 156 CHAPTER XL Lies of Wantonness and Practical Lies 193 CHAPTER XII. Our own Experience of the Painful Results of Lying. 201 CHAPTER XIII. Lying the most common of all Vices 210 CHAPTER XIV. Extracts from Lord Bacon, and others 213 CHAPTER XV. Observations on the Extracts from Hawkesworth and others 240 CHAPTER XVI. Religion the only Basis of Truth 249 CHAPTER XVII. The same subject continued — Conclusion.... 288 (BVxtaxhi Matt. Mrs. Opie's work on Lying has long since taken its rank among English classics, and there- fore needs no recommendation from us. It has gained an immense popularity, which is the more remarkable as it traverses the views of some of our great moralists — Archdeacon Paley being one of them. We have edited it with care, inserting an occasional note, the reasons for which will be obvious to the reader. We counsel all parents to put this admirable volume into the hands of their children. Nashyille, Tenn., Dec. 31, 1856. 1* (r) TO )x. JUfomwn, at itoakfr> To thee, my beloved Fathrr, I dedicated my first, and to thee I also dedicate my present work ; with the pleasing conviction that thou art dis- posed to form a favorable judgment of any pro- duction, however humble, which has a tendency to promote the moral and religious welfare of mankind. Amelia Opie. (vi) fnfan. I am aware that a preface must be short, if its author aspire to have it read. I shall therefore content myself with making a very few preliminary observations, which I wish to be considered as apologies. My first apology is, for having throughout my book made use of the words lying and lies, instead of some gentler term, or some easy paraphrase, by which I might have avoided the risk of offending the delicacy of any of my readers. Our great satirist speaks of a Dean who was a favor- ite at the church where he officiated, because " He never mentioned hell to ears polite," — and I fear that to " ears polite," my coarseness, in uni- formly calling lying and lie by their real names, may sometimes be offensive. But, when writing a book against lying, I was obliged to express my meaning in the manner most consonant to the strict truth ; nor could I employ any words with such propriety as those hallowed and sanctioned for use, on such an occasion, by the practice of inspired and holy men of old. Moreover, I believe that those who accustom them- selves to call lying and lie by a softening appellation, are in danger of weakening their aversion to the fault itself. (vii) Vlll PREFACE. My second apology is, for presuming to come for- ward, with such apparent boldness, as a didactic writer, and a teacher of truths, which I ought to believe that every one knows already, and better than I do. But I beg permission to deprecate the charge of pre- sumption and self-conceit, by declaring that I pretend not to lay before my readers any new knowledge ; my only aim is to bring to their recollection knowledge which they already possess, but do not constantly recall and act upon. I am to them, and to my subject, what the picture- cleaner is to the picture — the restorer to observation of what is valuable, and not the artist who created it. In the next place, I wish to remind them that a weak hand is as able as a powerful one to hold a mirror, in which we may see any defects in our dress or person. In the last place, I venture to assert that there is not in my whole book a more commonplace truth than that kings are but men, and that monarchs, as well as their subjects, must surely die. Notwithstanding, Philip of Macedon was so conscious of his liability to forget this awful truth, that he cm- ployed a monitor to follow him every day, repeating in his ear, " Remember thou art but a man." And he who gave this salutary admonition neither possessed su- periority of wisdom, nor pretended to possess it. All, therefore, that I require of my readers is to do me justice to believe that, in the following work, my pre- tensions have been as humble, and as confined, as those Of the REMEMBRANCER of PHILIP OF MACEDON. AMELIA OPIE. .*•■.-■' Illustrations of fgrag, IN ALL ITS BRANCHES. CHAPTER 1. INTRODUCTION. What constitutes lying ? I answer, the intention to deceive. If this be a correct definition, there must be passive as well as active lying; and those who withhold the truth, or do not tell the whole truth, with an intention to deceive, are guilty of lying, as well as those who tell a direct or positive false- hood. Lies are many, and various in their nature and in their tendency, and may be arranged under their different names, thus : Lies of Vanity. Lies of Flattery. Lies of Convenience. Lies of Interest. Lies of Fear. Lies of first-rate Malignity. (9) . - ***** v 10 ILLUSTRATIONS OF^^ENG. Lie's of second-rate Malignity. Lies, falsely called Lies of Benevolence. Lies of real Benevolence. , Lies of mere Wantonness, proceeding from a depraved love of lying, or contempt for truth. There are others probably ; but I believe that this list contains all those which are of the most importance ; unless, indeed, we may add to it — Practical Lies ; that is, Lies acted, not spoken. I shall give an anecdote, or tale, in order to illustrate each sort of lie in its turn, or nearly so, lies for the sake of lying excepted ; for I should find it very difficult so to illustrate this the most despicable species of falsehood. ON THE ACTIVE AND PASSI I shall begin my observations by defining what I mean by the Lie of Vanity, both in its active and passive nature ; these lies being undoubtedly the most common, because vanity is one of the most powerful springs of human action, and is usually the besetting sin of every one. Suppose that, in order to give myself consequence, I were to assert that I was actually acquainted with cer- tain great and distinguished personages whom I had merely met in fashionable society. Suppose, also, I were to say that I was at such a place, and such an assembly, on such a night, without add- ing that I was there not as an invited guest, but only because a benefit concert was held at these places, for which I had tickets. These would both be lies of vanity • but the one would be an active, the other a passive lie. In the first I should assert a direct falsehood, in the other I should withhold part of the truth ; but both would be lies, because in both my in- tention was to deceive.* * This passive lie is a very frequent one in certain circles in London ; as many ladies and gentlemen there purchase tickets for benefit concerts held at great houses, in order that they may be able to say.. "I was at Lady Such-a-one's on such a night." ****** 12 ILLUSTRATIONS OF L^ING. But though we are frequently tempted to be guilty of the active lies of vanity, our temptations to its passive lies are more frequent still \ nor can the sincere lovers of truth be too much on their guard against this constantly recurring danger. The following instances will explain what I mean by this observation. If I assert that my motive for a particular ac- tion was virtuous, when I know that it was worldly and selfish, I am guilty of an active or direct lie. But I am equally guilty of falsehood, if, while I hear my actions or forbearances praised, and imputed to decidedly worthy motives, when I am conscious that they sprang from unworthy or unimportant ones, I listen with silent compla- cency, and do not positively disclaim my right to commendation- only, in the one case I lie di- rectly, in the other indirectly : the lie is active in the one, and passive in the other. And are we not all of us conscious of having sometimes ac- cepted incense to our vanity, which we knew that we did not deserve ? Men have been known to boast of attention, and even of avowals of serious love from women, and women from men, which, in point of fact, they never received, and therein have been guilty of positive falsehood ; but they who, without any contradiction on their own part, allow their friends and flatterers to insinuate that they have been, or are, objects of love and admiration to those who never professed either, are as much guilty of de- ception as the utterers of the above-mentioned as- sertion. Still, it is certain that many, who would LIES OF VANITY. 13 shrink with moral disgust from committing the latter species of falsehood, are apt to remain si- lent, when their vanity is gratified, without any overt act of deceit on their part, and are con- tented to let the flattering belief remain uncontra- dicted. Yet the turpitude is, in my opinion, at least, nearly equal, if my definition of lying be correct — namely, the intent ion to deceive. This disingenuous passiveness, this deceitful silence, belongs to that extensive and common species of falsehood, withholding the truth. But this tolerated sin, denominated white ly- ing, is a sin which I believe that some persons commit, not only without being conscious that it is a sin, but, frequently, with a belief that, to do it readily, and without confusion, is often a merit, and always a proof of ability. Still more fre- quently, they do it unconsciousl} 7 , perhaps, from the force of habit ; and, like Monsieur Jourdain, " the Bourgeois gentle-homme/' who found out that he had talked prose ail his life without know- ing it. these persons utter lie upon lie, without knowing that what they utter deserves to be con- sidered as falsehood. I am myself convinced that a passive lie is equally as irreconcilable to moral principles as an active one \ but I am well aware that most per- sons are of a different opinion. Yet I would say to those who thus differ from me, if you allow yourselves to violate truth — that is, to deceive, for any purpose whatever — who can say where this sort of self-indulgence will submit to be bounded ? Can you be sure that you will not, when strongly 14 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. tempted, utter what is equally false, in order to benefit yourself, at the expense of a fellow-crea- ture ? All mortals are, at times, accessible to tempta- tion ; but when we are not exposed to it, we dwell with complacency on our means of resisting it, on our principles, and our tried and experienced self-denial; but as the life-boat, and the safety- gun, which succeeded in all that they were made to do while the sea was calm and the winds still, have been known to fail when the vessel was tossed on a tempestuous ocean 5 so those who may suc- cessfully oppose principle to temptation when the tempest of the passions is not awakened within their bosoms, may sometimes be overwhelmed by its power when it meets them in all its awful energy and unexpected violence. But in every warfare against human corrup- tion, habitual resistance to little temptations is, next to prayer, the most efficacious aid. He who is to be trained for public exhibitions of feats of strength, is made to carry small weights at first, which are daily increased in heaviness, till, at last, he is almost unconsciously able to bear, with ease, the greatest weight possible to be borne by man. In like manner, those who resist the daily temptation to tell what are apparently tri- vial and innocent lies, will be better able to with- stand allurements to serious and important devia- tions from truth, and be more fortified in the hour of more severe temptation against every species of dereliction from integrity. The active lies of vanity are so numerous, but. LIES OF VANITY. 15 at the same time, are so like each other, that it were useless, as well as endless, to attempt to enumerate them. I shall therefore mention one of them only, before I proceed to my tale on the active lie of vanity, and that is the most common of all, namely, the violation of truth which per- sons indulge in relative to their age; an error so generally committed, especially by the unmar- ried of both sexes, that few persons can expect to be believed when declaring their age at an ad- vanced period of life. So common, and therefore so little disreputable, is this species of lie consid- ered to be, that a sensible friend of mine said to me the other day, when I asked him the age of the lady whom he was going to marry, u She tells me she is five-and-twenty : I therefore con- clude that she is five-and-thirty." This was un- doubtedly spoken in joke ; still it was an evidence of the toleration generally granted on this point. But though it is ]D° ss ^ e that my friend be- lieved the lady to be a year or two older than she owned herself to be, and thought a deviation from truth ou this subject was of no consequence, I am very sure that he would not have ventured to marry a woman whom he suspected of lying on any other occasion. This however is a lie which does not expose the utterer to severe animadver- sion, and for this reason probably, that all man- kind are so averse to be thought old, that the wish to be considered younger than the truth warrants meets with complacent sympathy and in- dulgence, even when years are notoriously annihi- lated at the impulse of vanity. 16 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. I give the following story in illustration of the active lie of vanity. THE STAGE-COACH. Amongst those whom great successes in trade had raised to considerable opulence in their na- tive city, was a family by the name of Burford ; and the eldest brother, when he was the only sur- viving partner of that name in the firm, was not only able to indulge himself in the luxuries of a carriage, country-house, garden, hot-houses, and all the privileges which wealth bestows, but could also lay by money enough to provide amply for his children. His only daughter had been adopted, when very young, by her paternal grandmother, whose fortune was employed in her son's trade, and who could well afford to take on herself all the ex- penses of Annabel's education. But it was with painful reluctance that Annabel's excellent mo- ther consented to resign her child to another's care ; nor could she be prevailed upon to do so, till Burford, who believed that his widowed pa- rent would sink under the loss of her husband unless Annabel was permitted to reside with her, commanded her to yield her maternal rights in pity to this beloved sufferer. She could therefore presume to refuse no longer; but she yielded with a mental conflict only too prophetic of the mischief to which she exposed her child's mind LIES OF VANITY. 17 and character, by this enforced surrender of a mothers duties. The grandmother was a thoughtless woman of this world : the mother, a pious, reflecting being, continually preparing herself for the world to come. With the latter, Annabel would have ac- quired principles : with the former, she could only learn accomplishments; and that weakly judging person encouraged her in habits of mind and character which would have filled both her father and mother with pain and apprehension. Yanity was her ruling passion; and this her grandmother fostered by every means in her pow- er. She gave her elegant dresses, and had her taught showy accomplishments. She delighted to hear her speak of herself, and boast of the com- pliments paid her on her beauty and her talents. She was even weak enough to admire the skilful falsehood with which she embellished everything which she narrated; but this vicious propensity the old lady considered only as a proof of a lively fancy ; and she congratulated herself on the con- sciousness how much more agreeable her fluent and inventive Annabel was, than the matter-of- fact girls with whom she associated. But while Annabel and her grandmother were on a visit at Burford's jountry-house, and while the parents were beholding with sorrow the conceit and flip- pancy of their only daughter, they were plunged at once into comparative poverty, by the ruin of some of Burford's correspondents abroad, and by the fraudulent conduct of a friend in whom he had trusted. Tn a few short weeks, therefore, the 18 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. ruined grandmother and her adopted child, to gether with the parents and their boys, were forced to seek an asylum in the heart of Wales, and live on the slender marriage settlement of Burford's amiable wife. For her every one felt, as it was thought that she had nlways discouraged that expensive style of living which had exposed her husband to envy, and its concomitant detrac- tions, among those whose increase in wealth had not kept pace with his own. He had also car- ried his ambition so far, that he had even aspired to represent his native city in parliament ) and, as he was a violent politician, some of the oppo- site party not only rejoiced in his downfall, but were ready to believe and to propagate that he had made a fraudulent bankruptcy in concert with his friend who had absconded, and that he had secured or conveyed away from his creditors mo- ney to a considerable amount. But the tale of calumny, which has no foundation in truth, can- not long retain its power to injure; and, in pro- cess of time, the feelings of the creditors in gen- eral were so completely changed toward Burford, that some of them who had been most decided against signing his certificate, were at length brought to confess that it was a matter for recon- sideration. Therefore, when a distinguished friend of his father's, who had been strongly pre- judiced against him at first, repented of his un- just credulity, and, in order to make him amends, offered him a share in his own business, all the creditors, except two of the principal ones, be- came willing to sign the certificate. Perhaps LIES OF VANITY. 19 there is nothing so difficult to remove from some minds as suspicions of a derogatory nature ; and the creditors in question were envious, worldly men, who piqued themselves on their shrewdness, could not brook the idea of being overreached, and were, perhaps, not sorry that he whose pros- perity had excited their jealousy, should now be humbled before them as a dependent and a sup- pliant. However, even they began to be tired at length of holding out against the opinion of so many ; and Burford had the comfort of being in- formed, after he had been some months in Wales, that matters were in train to enable him to get into business again, with restored credit and re- newed prospects. " Then, who knows, Anna/"' said he to his wife, " but that in a few years I shall be able, by industry and economy, to pay all that I owe, both principal and interest ? for till I have done so, I shall not be really happy; and then poverty will be robbed of its sting." " Not only so/' she re- plied : " we could never have given our children a better inheritance than this proof of their father's strict integrity; and surely, my dear husband, a blessing will attend thy labors and intentions. v '•I humbly trust that it will." "Yes," she continued, " our change of fortune has humbled our pride of heart, and the cry of our contrition and humility has not ascended in vain." "Our pride of heart !" replied Burford. tenderly em- bracing her : " it was 7, I alone, who deserved chastisement, and I cannot bear to hear thee blame thyself; but it is like thee, Anna, — thou 20 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. art ever kind, ever generous ; however, as L like to be obliged to thee, I am contented that thou shouldst talk of our pride and our chastisement." While these hopes were uppermost in the minds of this amiable couple, and were cheering the weak mind of Burford's mother, which, as it had been foolishly elated by prosperity, was now as improperly depressed by adversity, Annabel had been passing several months at the house of a schoolfellow some miles from her father's dwell- ing. The vain girl had felt the deepest mortifica- tion at this blight to her worldly prospects, and bitterly lamented being no longer able to talk of her grandmother's villa and carriages, and her father's hot-houses and grounds ; nor could she help repining at the loss of those indulgences to which she had been accustomed. She was there- fore delighted to leave home on a visit, and very sorry when unexpected circumstances in her friend's family obliged her to return sooner than she intended. She was compelled also to return by herself in a public coach, — a great mortifica- tion to her still existing pride; but she had now no pretensions to travel otherwise, and found it necessary to submit to circumstances. In the coach were one young man and two elderly ones \ and her companions seemed so willing to pay her attention, and make her journey pleasant to her, that Annabel, who always believed herself an ob- ject of admiration, was soon convinced that she had made a conquest of the youth, and that the others thought her a very sweet creature. She therefore gave way to all her loquacious vivacity : LIES OF VANITY. 21 she hummed tunes in order to show that she could sing : she took out her pencil and sketched wherever they stopped to change horses; and talked of her own boudoir, her own maid, and all the past glories of her state, as if they still ex- isted. In short, she tried to impress her compa- nions with a high idea of her consequence, and as if unusual and unexpected circumstances had led her to travel incog., while she put in force all her attractions against their poor condemned hearts. What an odious thing is a coquette of sixteen ! and such was Annabel Burford. Certain it is, that she became an object of great attention to the gentlemen with her, but of admiration proba- bly to the young man alone, who, in her youthful beauty, might possibly overlook her obvious de- fects. During the journey, one of the elderly gentlemen opened a basket which stood near him, containing some fine hot-house grapes and flowers. H There, young lady," said he to her, " did you ever see such fruit as this before ?" " dear, yes, in my papa's- grapery." " Indeed ! but did you ever see such fine flowers F" " dear, yes, in papa's succession-houses. There is nothing, I as- sure you, of that sort," she added, drawing up her head with a look of ineffable conceit, u that I am not accustomed to" — condescending, how- ever, at the same time, to eat some of the grapes and accept some of the flowers. It was natural that her companions should now be very desirous of finding out what princess in disguise was deigning to travel in a manner so unworthy of her; and when they stopped within 22 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. a few miles of her home, one of the gentlemen, having discovered that she was known to a pas- senger on the top of the coach, who was about to leave it, got out and privately asked him who she was. u Burford ! Burford !" cried he, when he heard the answer ; " what ! the daughter of Bur- ford the bankrupt V " Yes, the same." With a frowning brow he reentered the coach, and, when seated, whispered to the old gentleman next him ; and both of them, having exchanged glances of sarcastic and indignant meaning, looked at Annabel with great significance. Nor was it long before she observed a marked change in their manner to- ward her. They answered her with abruptness, and even with reluctance; till, at length, the one who had interrogated her acquaintance on the coach said, in a sarcastic tone, " I conclude that you were speaking just now, young lady, of the fine things which were once yours. You have no graperies and succession-houses noiv, I take it." " Dear me ! why not, sir V replied the conscious girl, in a trembling voice. u Why not ? Why, excuse my freedom, but are you not the daughter of Mr. Burford the bankrupt 2" Never was child more tempted to deny her parentage than Anna- bel was ; but, though with great reluctance, she faltered out, " Yes; and to be sure my father was once unfortunate; but" — here she looked at her young and opposite neighbor; and seeing that his look of admiring respect was exchanged for one of ill-suppressed laughter, she felt irresistibly urged to add, "But we are very well off now, I assure you; and our present residence is so LIES OP VANITY. 23 pretty ! Such a sweet garden ! and such a charm- ing hot-house !" " Indeed I" returned the old man with a signi- ficant nod to his friend : " well, then, let your papa take care he does not make his house too hot to hold him, and that another house be not added to his list of residences." Here he laughed heartily at his own wit, and was echoed by his companion. " But, pray, how long has he been thus again favored by fortune?" a dear ! I cannot say ; but for some time ; and I assure you our style of living is — very complete." " I do not doubt it; for children and fools speak truth, says the proverb; and sometimes," added he in a low voice, " the child and the fool are the same person." " So, so," he muttered aside to the other traveller : " gardens ! hot-house ! carriage ! swindling, specious rascal !" But Annabel heard only the first part of the sentence ; and being quite satisfied that she had recovered all her consequence in the eyes of her young beau by two or three white lies, as she termed them, (flights of fancy in which she was apt to indulge,) she re- sumed her attack on his heart, and continued to converse, in her most seducing manner, till the coach stopped, according to her desire, at a cot- tage by the road-side, where, as she said, her fa- ther's groom was to meet her, and take her portmanteau. The truth was, she did not choose to be set down at her own humble home, which was at the farther end of the village, because it would not only tell the tale of her fallen for- tunes, but would prove the falsehood of what 24 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. she had been asserting. When the coach stopped, she exclaimed, with well-acted surprise, " Dear rne ! how strange that the servant is not waiting for me ! But it does not signify : I can stop here till he comes. " She then left the coach, scarcely greeted by her elderly companions, but followed, as she fancied, by looks of love from the youth, who handed her out, and expressed his great re- gret at parting with her. The parents, meanwhile, were eagerly expect- ing her return; for though the obvious defects in her character gave them excessive pain, and they were resolved to leave no measures untried in or- der to eradicate them, they had missed her amus- ing vivacity; and even their low and confined dwelling was rendered cheerful when, with her sweet and brilliant tones, she went carolling about the house. Besides, she was coming, for the first time, alone and unexpected; and, as the coach was later than usual, the anxious tenderness of the parental heart was worked up to a high pitch of feeling, and they were even beginning to share the fantastic fears of the impatient grandmother, when they saw the coach stop at a distant turn of the road, and soon after beheld Annabel coming toward them ; who was fondly clasped to those affec- tionate bosoms, for which her unprincipled false- hoods, born of the most contemptible vanity, had prepared fresh trials and fresh injuries ; for her elderly companions were her father's principal and relentless creditors, who had been down to Wyn- staye on business, and were returning thence to London ; intending, when they arrived there, to LIES OF VANITY. 25 assure Sir James Alberry — that friend of Bur- ford's father, who resided in London, and wished to take him into partnership — that they were no longer averse to sign his certificate; being at length convinced that he was a calumniated man. But now all their suspicions were renewed and con- firmed : since it was easier for them to believe that Burford was still the villain which they always thought him, than that so young a girl should have told so many falsehoods at the mere impulse of vanity. They therefore became more inveterate against her poor father than ever; and, though their first visit to the metropolis was to the gen- tleman in question, it was now impelled by a wish to injure, not to serve him. How differ- ently would they have felt, had the vain and false Annabel allowed the coach to set her down at her father's lowly door; and had they beheld the in- terior arrangement of his house and family: had they seen neatness and order giving attraction to cheap and ordinary furniture : had they beheld the simple meal spread out to welcome the wan- derer home, and the Bible and Prayer-book ready for the evening service, which was deferred till it could be shared again with her whose return would add fervor to the devotion of that worshipping family, and would call forth additional expressions of thanksgiving ! The dwelling of Burford was that of a man improved by trials past : of one who looked for- ward with thankfulness and hope to the renewed possession of a competence, in the belief that he should now be able to make a wiser and holier use 26 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. of it than he had done before. His wife had needed no such lesson ; though, in the humility of her heart, she thought otherwise ; and she had helped her husband to impress on the yielding minds of her boys, who (happier than their sister) had never left her, that a season of worldly hu- miliation is more safe and blessed than one of worldly prosperity; while their Welch cottage and wild mountain garden had been converted, by her resources and her example, into a scene of such rural industry and innocent amusement, that they could no longer regret the splendid house and grounds which they had been obliged to resign. The grandmother, indeed, had never ceased to mourn and to murmur ; and, to her, the hope of seeing a return of brighter days, by means of a new partnership, was beyond measure delightful. But she was doomed to be disappointed, through those errors in the child of her adoption which she had at least encouraged, if she had not occa- sioned. It was with even clamorous delight that Anna- bel, after this absence of a few months, was wel- comed by her brothers : the parents' welcome was of a quieter, deeper nature ; while the grandmo- ther's first solicitude was to ascertain how she looked; and having convinced herself that she was returned handsomer than ever, her joy was as loud as that of the boys. " Do come hither, Bell," said one of her brothers : " we have so much to show you ! The old cat has such nice kittens !" " Yes; and my rabbits have all young ones!" cried another. "And I and mamma," LIES OF VANITY. 27 cried the third boy, "have put large stones into the bed of the mountain rill ; so now it makes such a nice noise as it flows over them ! Do come, Bell : do, pray, come with us V 3 But the evening duties were first to be performed; and performed they were, with more than usual solemnity ; but after them Annabel had to eat her supper ; and she was so engrossed in relating hejr adventures in the coach, and with describing the attentions of her companions, that her poor brothers were not attended to. In vain did her mother say, u Do, Annabel, go with your brothers V 3 and add, "Go now; for it is near their bed-time! 7 ' She was too fond of hearing herself talk, and of .her grandmother's flatteries, to be willing to leave the room ; and though her mother was disappointed at her selfishness, she could not bear to chide her on the first night of her return. When Annabel was alone with her grandmother, she ventured to communicate to her what a fearful consciousness of not having done right had led her to conceal from her parents ; and after relat- ing all that had passed relative to the fruit and flowers, she repeated the cruel question of the old man, "Are you not the daughter of Mr. Burford, the bankrupt V and owned what her reply was : on which her grandmother exclaimed, with great emotion, " Unthinking girl ! you know not what injury you may have done your father I" She then asked for a particular description of the per- sons of the old men, saying, " Well, well, it can- not be helped now — I may be mistaken ; but be sure not to tell your mother what you have told me/' 28 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. For some days after Annabel's return, all went on well ; and their domestic felicity would have been so complete, that Burford and his wife wouid have much disliked any idea of change, had their income been sufficient to give their boys good education ; but as it was only just sufficient for their maintenance, they looked forward with anx- ious expectation to the arrival of a summons to London, and to their expected residence there. Still the idea of leaving their present abode was really painful to all, save Annabel and her grand- mother. They thought the rest of the family devoid of proper spirit, and declared that living in Wales was not living at all. But a stop was now put to eager anticipations on the one hand, or of tender regrets on the other ; for, while Burford was expecting daily to receive remittances from Sir James Alberry, to enable him to transport himself and his family to the metro- polis, that gentleman wrote to him as follows : " Sir : All connection between us is for ever at an end ; and I have given the share in my busi- ness which was intended for you, to the worthy man who has so long solicited it. I thought that I had done you injustice, sir : I wished therefore to make you amends. But I find you are what you are represented to be — a fraudulent bankrupt ; and 3'our certificate now will never he signed. Should you wonder what has occasioned this change in my feelings and proceedings, I am at liberty to inform you that your daughter travelled in a stage-coach, a few days ago, with your two LIES OF VANITY. 29 principal creditors ) and I am desired to add, that children and fools speak truth. "James Alberry." When Burford had finished reading this letter, it fell from his grasp, and, clasping his hands con- vulsively together, he exclaimed, "Ruined and disgraced for ever !" then rushed into his own chamber. His terrified wife followed him with the unread letter in her hand, looking the inqui- ries which she could not utter. "Read that/' he replied, " and see that Sir James Alberry deems me a villain V She did read, and with a shaking frame ; but it was not the false accusation of her husband, nor the loss of the expected partnership, that thus agitated her firm nerves, and firmer mind : it was the painful conviction that Annabel, by some means unknown to her, had been the cause of this mischief to her father — a conviction which con- siderably increased Burford' s agony, when she pointed out the passage in Sir James's letter alluding to Annabel, who was immediately sum- moned, and desired to explain Sir James's myste- rious meaning. "Dear me, papa," cried she, changing color, " I am sure, if I had thought, — - I am sure I could not think, — nasty, ill-natured * old man ! I am sure I only said " " But what did you say?" cried her agitated father. "I can explain all," said his mother, who had entered uncalled for, and read the letter. She then re- peated what Annabel had told, but softening it as much as she could; however, she told enough to show the agonizing parents that their child was 30 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. not only the cause of disappointment and disgrace to them, but a mean, vainglorious, and despica- . ble liar ! " The only amends which you can now make us," said Burford, "is to tell the whole truth, unhappy child ! and then we must see what can be done ; for my reputation must be cleared, even at the painful expense of exposing you." Nor was it long before the mortified Annabel, with a heart awakened to contrition by her mother's gentle reproofs, and the tender teachings of a mother's love, made an ample confession of all that had passed in the stage-coach ; on hearing which, Burford instantly resolved to set off for London. But how was he to get thither ? He had no money — as he had recently been obliged to pay some debts of his still thoughtless and extravagant mother — nor could he bear to borrow of his neighbor what he was afraid he might be for some time unable to return. " Cruel, unprin- cipled girl I" cried he, as he paced their little room in agony: "see to what misery thou hast reduced thy father ! However, I must go to London im- mediately, though it be on foot." "Well, really, I don't see any very great harm in what the poor child did," cried his mother, distressed at seeing 'Annabel's tears. "It was very trying to her to be reproached with her father's bankruptcy and her fallen fortunes ; and it was very natural for her to say what she did." "Natural!" ex- claimed the indignant mother : " natural for my child to utter falsehood on falsehood, and at the instigation of a mean vanity ! Natural for my child to shrink from the avowal of poverty, which LIES OF VANITY. 81 was unattended with disgrace ! ! make us not more wretched than we were before, by trying to lessen Annabel's faults in her own eyes ! Our only comfort is the hope that she is ashamed of herself/' " But neither her shame nor penitence," cried Burford, " will give me the quickest means of repairing the effects of her error. However, as I cannot ride, I must walk to London ;" while his wife, alarmed at observing the dew of weak- ness which stood upon his brow, and the faint flush which overspread his cheek, exclaimed, "But will not writing to Sir James be sufficient ?" " No. My appearance will corroborate my assurances too well. The only writing necessary will be a detail from Annabel of all that passed in the coach, and a confession of her fault." "What ! exact from your child such a disgraceful avowal, William !" cried the angry grandmother. "Yes; for it is a punishment due to her transgression ; and she may think herself happy if its consequences end here." " Here's a fuss indeed, about a little harmless puffing and white lying !" " Harmless !" replied Burford, in a tone of indignation ; while his wife exclaimed, in the agony of a wounded spirit, " ! mother, mother ! do not make us deplore, more than we already do, that fatal hour when we consented to surrender our dearest duties at the call of compassion for your sorrows, and intrusted the care of our child's precious soul to your erroneous tenderness ! But I trust that Annabel deeply feels her sinfulness, and that the effects of a mistaken education may have been counteracted in time." 32 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. The next day, having procured the necessary document from Annabel, Burford set off on his journey, intending to travel occasionally on the tops of coaches, being well aware that he was not in a state of health to walk the whole way. In the meanwhile, Sir James Alberry, the Lon- don merchant, to whom poor Burford was then pursuing his long and difficult journey, was be- ginning to suspect that he had acted hastily, and, perhaps, unjustly. He had written his distress- ing letter in the moments of his first indignation, on hearing the statement of the two creditors; and he had moreover written it under their dicta- tion ) and as the person who had long wished to be admitted into partnership with him hap- pened to call at the same time, and had taken advantage of Burford' s supposed delinquency, he had, without further hesitation, granted his re- quest. But as Sir James, though a rash, was a hind-hearted man, when his angry feelings had subsided, the rebound of them was in favor of the poor accused ; and he reproached himself for having condemned and punished a supposed cul- prit, before he was even heard in his defence. Therefore, having invited Burford's accusers to return to dinner, he dismissed them as soon as he could, and went in search of his wife, wishing, but not expecting, his hasty proceeding to receive the approbation of her candid spirit and discrimi- nating judgment. "What is all this?'' cried Lady Alberry, when he had done speaking. u Is it possible that, on the evidence of these two men, who have shown themselves inveterate ene- LIES OF VANITY. 33 fifties of the poor bankrupt, you have broken your promise to him, and pledged it to another?" " Yes ; and my letter to Burford is gone. I wish I had shown it to you before it went; but surely Bar- ford's child could not have told them falsehoods." "That depends on her education." "True, Jane; and she was brought up, you know, by that para- gon, her mother, who cannot do wrong." " No : she was brought up by that weak woman, her graudniother, who is not likely, I fear, ever to do right. Had her pious mother educated her, I should have been sure that Annabel Burford could not have told a lie. However, I shall see, and interrogate the accusers. In the mean while, I must regret your excessive precipitancy." As Lady Al berry was a woman who scrupu- lously performed all her religious and moral du- ties, she was, consequently, always observant of that holy command, " not to take up a reproach against her neighbor." She was, therefore, very unwilling to believe the truth of this charge against Burford ; and thought that it was more likely an ill-educated girl should tell a falsehood, which had also, perhaps, been magnified by involuntary exaggeration, than that the husband of such a woman as Anna Burford should be the delinquent which his old creditors described him to be. For she had in former days been thrown into society with Burford' s wife, and felt attracted toward her by the strongest of all sympathies, that of entire unity on those subjects most connected with our welfare here and hereafter : those sym- pathies which can convert strangers into friends, 2 o4 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. and draw them together in the enduring ties of pure, Christian love. "No, no," said she to her- self: " the beloved husband of such a woman cannot be a villain ;" and she awaited, with benevo- lent impatience, the arrival of her expected guests. They came, accompanied by Charles Dan vers, Annabel's young fellow-traveller, who was nephew to one of them; and Lady iVlberry lost no time in drawing from them an exact detail of all that had passed. "And this girl, you say, was a for- ward, conceited, set-up being, full of herself and her accomplishments : in short, the creature of vanity." "Yes," replied one of the old men, " it was quite a comedy to look at her and hear her !" " But what says my young friend ?" " The same. She is very pretty; but a model of affec- tation, boasting, and vanity. Now she was hang- ing her head on one side — then looking languish- ingly with her eyes; and when my uncle, coarsely, as I thought, talked of her father as a bankrupt, her expression of angry mortification was so ludi- crous, that I could scarcely help laughing. Nay, I do assure you," he continued, "that had we been left alone a few minutes, I should have been made the confidant of her love-affairs; for she sighed deeply once, and asked me, with an affected lisp, if I did not think it a dangerous thing to have a too susceptible heart?" As he said this, after the manner of Annabel, both of the old men exclaimed, "Admirable ! that is she to the life ! I think that I see her and hear her !" " But I dare say," said Lady Alberry gravely, "that you paid her compliments, and pretended to admire LIES OF VANITY. 35 her, notwithstanding." "I own it; for how could I refuse the incense which every look and gesture demanded ?" "A principle of truth, young man, would have enabled you to do it. What a fine lesson it would be for poor flattered women: if we could know how meanly men think of us, even when they flatter us the most." " But, dear Lady Alberry, this girl seemed to me a mere child — a coquette of the nursery : still, had she been older, her evident vanity would have secured me against her beauty." " You are mistaken, Charles : this child is almost seventeen. But now, gentlemen, as just men , I appeal to you all, whether it is not more likely that this vainglorious girl told lies, than that her father, the husband of one of the best of women, should be guilty of the grossest dishonesty?" "I must confess, Jane, that you have convinced me," said Sir James; but the two creditors only frowned, and spoke not. " But consider," said this amiable advocate : " if the girl's habitation was so beautiful, was it not incon- sistent with her boasting propensities that she should not choose to be set down at it ? And if her father still had carriages and servants, would they not have been sent to meet her'/ And if he were really rich, would she have been allowed to travel alone in a stage-coach ? Impossible ; and I conjure you to suspend your severe judgment of an unfortunate man, till you have sent some one to see how he really lives." "I am forced to return to Wynstaye to-mor- row," growled out Charles's uncle; ik therefore, suppose I go myself." " We had fixed to go into 86 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. Wales ourselves next week/' replied Lady Alberry, "ona visit to a dear friend who lives not far from Wynstaye. Therefore, what say you, Sir James ? Had we not better go with our friend ? For if you have done poor Burford injustice, the sooner you make him reparation, and in person, the bet- ter." To this proposal Sir James gladly assented : and they set off for Wales the next day, accom- panied by the uncle and the nephew. As Lady Alberry was going to her chamber, on the second night of their journey, she was startled by the sound of deep groans, and a sort of de- lirious raving, from a half-open door. "Surely," said she to the landlady who was conducting her, " there is some one very ill in that room." " dear ! yes, my lady : a poor man who was picked up on the road yesterday. He had walked all the way from the heart of Wales, till he was so tired, he got on a coach ; and he supposes that, from weakness, he fell off in the night; and not being missed, he lay till he was found and brought hither." " Has any medical man seen him ?" "Not yet; for our surgeon lives a good way; and as he had his senses when he first came, we hoped he was not much hurt. He was able to tell us that he only wanted a garret, as he was very poor ; and yet, my lady, he looks and speaks so like a gentleman." "Poor creature! he must be at- tended to, and a medical man sent for directly, as he is certainly not sensible now." " Hark ! he Is raving again, and all about his wife, and I can- not tell what." " I should like to see him," said Lady Alberry, whose heart always yearned toward LIES OF VANITY. 37 the afflicted; u and I think that I am myself no bad doctor." Accordingly she entered the room, just as the sick man exclaimed in his delirium, "Cruel Sir James! I a fraudulent 01 my dearest Anna !" .... and Lady Alberry recog- nized, in the poor raving being before her, the calumniated Burford ! "I know him I" she cried, bursting into tears : u we will be answerable for all expenses." She then went in search of Sir James ; and having prepared him as tenderly as she could for the painful scene which awaited him, she led him to the bedside of the unconscious in- valid : then, while Sir James, shocked and dis- tressed beyond measure, interrogated the landlady, Lady Alberry examined the nearly threadbare coat of the supposed rich man, which lay on the bed, and searched for the slenderly-filled purse, of which he had himself spoken. She found there Sir James's letter, which had, she doubted not, occasioned his journey and his illness; and which, therefore, in an agony of repentant feeling, her husband tore into atoms. In the same pocket he found Annabel's confession : and when they left the chamber, having vainly waited in hopes of being recognized by the poor invalid, they re- turned to their fellow-travellers, carrying with them the evidences of Burford' s scanty means, in corroboration of the tale of suffering and fatigue which they had to relate. "See," said Lady Al- berry, holding up the coat, and emptying the purse on the table, " are these the signs of opulence ? and is travelling on foot, in a hot June day, a proof of splendid living?" -while the harsh 88 ILLLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. creditor, as he listened to the tale of delirium, and read the confession of Annabel, regretted the hasty credence which he had given to her false- hoods. But what was best to be done ? To send for Burford's wife ; and till she arrived to nurse him, Sir James and Lad}' Alberry declared that they would not leave the inn. It was therefore agreed that the nephew should go to Burford's nouse in the barouche, and escort his wife back. He did so ; and while Annabel, lost in painful thought, was walking on the road, she saw the barouche driving up, with her young fellow-tra- veller in it. As it requires great suffering to sub- due such overweening vanity as Annabel's, her first thought on seeing him was that her youth- ful beau was a young heir, who had travelled in disguise, and was now come in state to make her an offer ! She therefore blushed with pleasure as he approached, and received his bow with a countenance of joy. But his face expressed no answering pleasure; and, coldly passing her, he said his business was with her mother, who, alarmed, she scarcely knew why, stood trembling at the door; nor was she less alarmed when the feeling youth told his errand, in broken and fal- tering accents, and delivered Lady Alberry's let- ter. ''Annabel must go with me !" said her mo- ther, in a deep and solemn tone. Then, lowering her voice, because unwilling to reprove her be- fore a stranger, she added, " Yes, my child! thou must go to see the effects of thy errors, and take sad but salutary warning for the rest of thy life. LIES OF VANITY. 39 We shall not detain you long, sir/' she continued, turning to Charles Dan vers : " our slender ivard- robe can be soon prepared/' In a short time, the calm but deeply suffering wife, and the weeping, humbled daughter, were on their road to the inn. The mother scarcely spoke during the whole of the journey; but she seemed to pray a great deal ; and the young man was so affected with the subdued anguish of the one, and the passionate grief of the other, that he declared to Lady Alberry, he had never been awakened to such serious thoughts before, and hoped to be the better for the journey through the whole of his existence ; while, in her penitent sorrow, he felt inclined to forget Annabel's fault, coquetry, and affectation. When they reached the inn, the calmness of the wife was entirely overcome by the sight of Lady Alberry, who opened her arms to receive her with the kindness of an attached friend ; whis- pering as she did so, " He has been sensible ; and he knew Sir James — knew him as an affectionate friend and nurse !" " Gracious Heaven, I thank thee," she replied, hastening to his apartment, leading the reluctant Annabel along. But he did not know them ; and his wife was at first speech- less with sorrow ; at length, recovering her calm- ness, she said, " See ! dear unhappy girl ! to what thy sinfulness has reduced thy fond father ! Hum- ble thyself, my child, before the great Being whom thou hast offended; and own his mercy in the awful warning!" "I am humbled, I am warned. I trust," cried Annabel, falling on her 40 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. knees ; " but if he die, what will become of me V* u What will become of us all?' 1 replied the mo- ther, shuddering at the bare idea of losing him, but preparing, with forced composure, for her im- portant duties. Trying ones indeed they were, through many days and nights, that the wife and daughter had to watch beside the bed of the un- conscious Burford. The one heard herself kind- ly invoked, and tenderly desired, and her ab- sence icondered at; while the other never heard her name mentioned, during the ravings of fever, without heartrending upbraidings and just re- proofs. But Burford's life was granted to the prayers of agonizing affection ; and, when recol- lection returned, he had the joy of knowing that his reputation was cleared, that his angry credit- ors were become his kind friends, and that Sir James Alberry lamented, with bitter regret, that he could no longer prove his confidence in him by making him his partner. But, notwithstanding this blight to liis prospects, Burford piously blessed the event which had so salutary an influ- ence on his offending child, and had taught her a lesson which she was not likely to forget. Lady Alberry, however, thought that the lesson was not yet sufficiently complete; for, though Anna- bel might be cured of lying by the consequences of her falsehoods, the vanity which prompted them might still remain uncorrected. Therefore, as Annabel had owned that it was the wish not to lose consequence in tjie eyes of her supposed admirer which had led her to her last fatal falsehood, Lady Alberry, with the mother's LIES OF VANITY. 41 approbation, contrived a plan for laying the axe, if possible, to the root of her vanity ; and she took the earliest opportunity of asking Charles Danvers, in her presence, and that of her mother, some par- ticulars concerning what passed in the coach, and his opinion on the subject. As she expected, he gave a softened and favorable representation ; and would not allow that he did not form a favorable opinion of his fair companion. " What ! Charles/' said she, u do you pretend to deny that you mimicked her voice and manner t" She then repeated all that he had said, and his declaration that her evident vanity and coquetry steeled his heart against her, copying, at the same time, his accurate mimicry of Annabel's manner; nor did she rest till she had drawn from him a full avowal that what he had asserted was true; for Lady Alberry was not a woman to be resisted ; while the mortified, humbled, but corrected Annabel could only hide her face in her mother's bosom ; who, while she felt for the salutary pangs in- flicted on her, mingled caresses with her tears, and whispered in her ear that the mortification which she endured was but for a moment; and the benefit would be, she trusted, of eternal dura- tion. The lesson was now complete indeed. An- nabel found that she had not only, by her lies of vanity, deprived her father of a lucrative business, bat that she had exposed herself to the ridicule and contempt of that very being who had been the cause of her error ; and, in the depth of her hum- bled and contrite heart, she resolved from that moment to struggle with her besetting sins, and 42 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. subdue them. Nor was the resolve of that try- ing moment ever broken. But when her father, whose original destination had been the Church, was led by his own wishes to take orders, and was, in process of time, inducted into a consider- able living, in the gift of Sir James Alberry, An- nabel rivalled her mother in performing the duties of her new station ; and when she became a wife and mother herself, she had a mournful satisfaction in relating the above story to her chil- dren ; bidding them beware of all lying; but more especially of that common lie, the lie of vanity, whether it be active or passive. "Not," said she, "that retributive justice in this world, like that which attended mine, may always follow your falsehoods, or those of others ; but because all lying is contrary to the moral law of God; and that the liar, as Scripture tells us, is not only lia- ble to punishment and disgrace here, but will be the object of certain and more awful punishment in the world to come." The following tale illustrates the passive lie OF VANITY. UNEXPECTED DISCOVERIES. There are two sayings — the one derived from Divine, the other from human authority — the truth of which is continually forced upon us by experience. They are these : "A prophet is not without honor, except in his own country;" and "No man is a hero to his valet-de-chambre." LIES OF VANITY. 43 " Familiarity breeds contempt/' is also a proverb to the same effect ; and they all three bear upon the tendency in our natures to undervalue the talents, and the claims to distinction, of those with whom we are closely connected and associ- ated ; and on our incapability to believe that they whom we have always considered as our equals only, or perhaps as our inferiors, can be to the rest of the world objects of admiration and re- spect. Xo one was more convinced of the truth of these sayings than Darcy Pennington, the only child of a pious and virtuous couple, who thought him the best of sons, and one of the first of geniuses ; but, as they were not able to persuade the rest of the family of this latter truth, when they died, Darcy's uncle and guardian insisted on his going into a merchant's counting-house in Lon- don, instead of being educated for one of the learned professions. Darcy had a mind too well disciplined to rebel against his guardian's au- thority. He therefore submitted to his allotment in silence, resolving that his love of letters and the muses should not interfere with his duties to his employer; but he devoted all his leisure hours to literary pursuits ; and, as he had real talents, he was at length raised, from the unpaid contri- butor to the poetical columns in a newspaper, to the paid writer in a popular magazine; while his poems, signed Alfred, became objects of eager ex- pectation. But Darcy's own family and friends could not have been more surprised at his grow- ing celebrity than he himself was ; for he was a 44 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. sincere, humble Christian • and having been ac- customed to bow to the opinion of those whom he considered as his superiors in intellect and know- ledge, he could scarcely believe in his own emi- nence. But it was precious to his heart, rather than to his vanity ; as it enabled him to indulge those benevolent feelings which his small income had hitherto restrained. At length he published a duodecimo volume of poems and hymns, still under the name of Alfred, which was highly praised in reviews and journals, and a strong de- sire was expressed to know who the modest, pro- mising, and pious writer was. Notwithstanding, Darcy could not prevail upon himself to disclose his name. He visited his na- tive town every year, and in the circle of his fam- ily and friends was still considered only as a good sort of lad, who had been greatly overrated by his parents — was just suited for the situation in which he had been placed — and was very fortunate to have been received into partnership with the merchant to whom he had been clerk. In vain did Darcy sometimes endeavor to hint that he was an author : he remembered the contempt with which his uncle, and relations, had read one of the earliest fruits of his muse, when exhibited by his fond father, and the advice given to burn such stuff, and not turn the head of a dull boy, by making him fancy himself a genius. There- fore, recollecting the wise saying quoted above, he feared that the news of his literary celebrity would not be received with pleasure, and that the affection with which he was now welcomed might LIES OF VANITY. 45 suffer diminution. Besides, thought he, — and then his heart rose in his throat, with a choking, painful feeling, — those tender parents, who would have enjoyed my little fame, are cold and uncon- scious now; and the ears to which my praises would have been sweet music, cannot hear; therefore methinks 1 have a mournful pleasure in keeping on that veil, the removal of which can- not confer pleasure on them. Consequently, he remained contented to be warmly welcomed at D for talents of an humble sort, such as his power for mending toys, making kites, and rab- bits on the wall; which talents endeared him to all the children of his family and friends; and, through them, to their parents. Yet it may be asked, Was it possible that a young man so gifted, could conceal his abilities from observation S? 0, yes. Darcy, to borrow Addison's metaphor concerning himself, though lie could draw a bill for £1000, had never any small change in his pocket. Like him, he could write, but he could not talk : he was discouraged in a moment ; and the slightest rebuff made him hesitate to a pain- ful degree. He had, however, some flattering moments, even amidst his relations and friends ; for he heard them repeating his verses and sing- ing his songs. He had also far greater joy in hearing his hymns in places of public worship; and then, too much choked with grateful emotion to join in the devotional chorus himself, he used to feel his own soul raised to heaven upon those wings which he had furnished for the souls of others. At such moments, he lomred to discover 46 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. himself as the author ; but was withheld by the fear that his songs would cease to be admired, and his hymns would lose their usefulness, if it were known that he had written them. How- ever, he resolved to feel his icay ; and once, on hearing a song of his commended, he ventured to observe, " I think I can write as good a one/' " You !" cried his uncle : " what a conceited boy ! I remember that you used to scribble verses when a child; but I thought you had been laughed out of that nonsense." " My dear fellow, nature never meant thee for a poet, believe me," said one of his cousins, conceitedly, — a young collegian. " No, no : like the girl in the drama, thou wouldst make ' love' and 'joy' rhyme, and know no bet- ter." "But I have written, and I can rhyme," replied Darcy, coloring a little. " Indeed !" re- plied his formal aunt : " well, Mr. Darcy Pen- nington, it really would be very amusing to see your erudite productions : perhaps you will in- dulge us some day" " I will : and then you will probably change your opinion." Soon after, Darcy wrote an anonymous prose tale in one volume, interspersed with poetiy, which had even a greater run than his other writings; and it was attributed first to one person, and then to another ; while his publisher was excessively pressed to de- clare the name of the author; but he did not himself know it, as he only knew Darcy, avowed- ly, under a feigned name. But at length Darcy resolved to disclose his secret, at least to his rela- tives and friends at D ; and just as the se- cond edition of his tale was nearly completed, he LIES OF VANITY. 47 set off for his native place, taking with him the manuscript, full of the printer's marks, to prove that he was the author of it. He had one irresistible motive for thus walk- ing out from his incognito, like Homer's deities from their cloud. He had fallen in love with his second cousin. Julia Yane. an heiress, and his un- cle's ward, and had become jealous of himself, as he had. for some months, wooed her in anonymous poetry, which she. he found, attributed to a gen- tleman in the neighborhood, whose name he knew not; and she had often declared that, such was her passion for poetry, he who could woo her in beautiful verse was alone likely to win her heart. On the very day of his arrival, he said in the family circle that he had brought down a little manuscript of his own which he wished to read to them. 0! the comical grimaces! the sup- pressed laughter, growing and swelling, however, till it could be restrained no longer, which was the result of this request ! And I the looks of consternation when Darcy produced the manu- script from his pocket ! " Why. Darcy." said his uncle, "this is really a word and a blow: but you cannot read it to-night : we are engaged.'' " Certainly. Mr. Darcy Pennington.'' said his aunt. '*' if you wish to read your astonishing pro- ductions, we are bound in civility to hear them ; but we are all going to Sir Hugh Belson's. and shall venture to take you with us. though it is a great favor and privilege to be permitted to goon such an occasion ; for a. gentleman is staying there who has written such a sweet book 1 It is 48 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. only just out, yet it cannot be had; because the first edition is sold, and the second is not finished. So Sir Hugh, for whom your uncle is exerting himself against the next election, has been so kind as to invite us to hear the author read his own work. This gentleman does not, indeed, own that he wrote it; still, he does not deny it; and it is clear, by his manner, that he did write it, and that he would be very sorry not to be consid- ered as the writer." " Very well, then : the plea- sure of hearing another author read his own work shall be delayed/' replied Darcy, smiling. " Per- haps, when you have heard this gentleman's, you will not be so eager to read yours, Darcy," said Julia Vane; " for you itsed to be a modest man." Darcy sighed, looked significantly, but remained silent. In the evening they went to Sir Hugh Bel- son's, where, in the Captain Eustace, who was to delight the company, Darcy recognized the gen- tleman who had been pointed out to him as the author of several meagre performances handed about in manuscript in certain circles ; which owed their celebrity to the birth and fashion of the writer, and to the bribery which is always admin- istered to fhe self-love of those who are the se- lect few chosen to see and judge on such occa- sions. Captain Eustace now prepared to read; but when he named the title of the book which he held in his haud, Darcy started from his seat in surprise ; for it was the title of his owti work ! But there might be two works with the same title \ LIES OF VANITY. 49 and he sat down again \ but when the reader con- tinued, and he could doubt no longer, he again started up, and, with stuttering eagerness, said, ¥ \Vh-wh — who, sir, did you say, wrote this book?" "I have named no names, sir/' replied Eustace, conceitedly: "the author is unknown, and wishes to remain so." u Mr. Darcy Penning- ton," cried his aunt, " sit down and be quiet;" and he obeyed. " Mr. Pennington," said Sir Hugh, affectedly, " the violet must be sought, and is discovered with difficulty, you know; for it shrinks from observation, and loves the shade." Darcy bowed assent ; but fixed his eyes on the discovered violet before him with such an equivo- cal expression, that Eustace was disconcerted ; and the more so, when Darcy, who could not but feel the ludicrous situation in which he was placed, hid his face in his handkerchief, and was evident- ly shaking with laughter. " Mr, Darcy Penning- ton, I am really ashamed of you," whispered his aunt ; and Darcy recovered his composure. He had now two hours of great enjo} T ment. He heard that book admirably read which he had in- tended to read the next day, and knew that he should read ill. He heard that work applauded to the skies as the work of another, which would, he feared, have been faintly commended if known to be his ; and he saw the fine eyes of the woman he loved drowned in tears, by the power of his own simple pathos. The poetry in the book was highly admired also; and when Eustace paused to take breath, Julia whispered in his ear, kk Cap- tain Eustace is the gentleman who, I have every 50 ILLUSTRATIONS TJGCjfjKjG. reason to believe, wrote some anonymous poetry sent me by the post; for Captain Eustace pays me, as you see, marked attention ; and as he de- nies that he wrote the verses, exactly as he denies that he wrote the book which he is now reading, it is very evident that he wrote both." " I dare say," replied Darcy, coloring with resentment, u that he as much wrote the one as he wrote the other" u What do you mean, Darcy? There can be no doubt of the fact; and I own that I cannot be insensible to such talent; for poetry and poets are my passion, you know ; and in his authorship I forget his plainness. Do you not think that a woman would be justified in loving a man who writes so morally, so piously, and so de- lightfully?" " Certainly," replied Darcy, eagerly grasping her hand, " provided his conduct be in unison with his writings ; and I advise you to give the writer in question your whole heart" After the reading was over, the delighted audi- ence crowded around the reader, whose manner of receiving their thanks was such as to make every one but Darcy believe the work was his own; and never was the passive lie of vanity more completely exhibited; while Darcy, intoxi- cated, as it were, by the feelings of gratified au- thorship, and the hopes excited by Julia's words, thanked him again and again for the admirable manner in which he had read the book; declaring, with great earnestness, that he could not have done it such justice himself; adding, that this evening was the happiest of his life. " Mr, Darcy Pennington, what ails you ?" cried MpJKS OF VANITY. ^^C%% 51 his K\mtW ( ffo\i really are not like yourself 'V " Hold your tongue/ Darcy," sard his uncle, draw- ing him on one side : " do not be such a forward puppy : whoever questioned, or cared, whether you could have done it justice or not ? But here is the carriage; and-I-arn glad you have no longer an opportunity of thus exposing yourself by your literary and critical raptures, which sit as ill upon you as the caressings of the ass in the fable did on him, when he pretended to compete with the lap- dog in fondling his master/' During the drive home, Darcy did not speak a word — not only because he was afraid of his severe uncle and aunt, but because he was meditating how he should make that discovery, on the success of which hung his dearest hopes. He was also com- muning with his own heart, in order to bring it back to that safe humility out of which it had been led by the flattering and unexpected events of the evening. "Well," said he, while they drew round the fire, "as it is not late, suppose I read my work to you now. I assure you that it is quite as good as that which you have heard " " Mr. Darcy Pennington, you really quite alarm me/' cried his aunt. "Why so?" "Because I fear that you are a little delirious !" On which Darcy nearly laughed himself into convulsions. " Let me feel your pulse, Darcy," said his uncle very gravely : " too quick. I shall send for advice, if you are not better to-morrow: you look so flushed, and your eyes are so bright !" " My dear uncle," replied Darcy, "I shall be quite well if you will but hear my manuscript before we gc & 52 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. to bed/' They now all looked at each other with increased alarm; and Julia/ in order to please him, (for she really loved him,) said, " Well, Darcy, if you insist upon it;" but interrupting her, he suddenly started up, and exclaimed, "No: on second thoughts, I will not read it till Captain Eustace and Sir Hugh and his family can be pre- sent; and they will he here the day after to-mor- row." " What ! read your nonsense to them !" cried his uncle. " Poor fellow ! poor fellow V But Darcy was gone ! he had caught Julia's hand to his lips, and quitted the room, leaving his re- lations to wonder, to fear, and to pity. But as Darcy was quite composed the next day, they all agreed that he must have drunk more wine than he or they had been aware of the preceding even- ing. But though Darcy was willing to wait till the ensuing evening before he discovered his secret to the rest of the family, he could not be easy till he had disclosed it to Julia; for he was mortified to find that the pious, judicious Julia Vane had, for one moment, believed that a mere man of the world, like Captain Eustace, could have written such verses as he had anonymously addressed to her — verses breathing the very quintessence of pure love ; and full of anxious interest not only for her temporal but her eternal welfare. "No, no," said he: "she shall not remain in such a degrading error one moment longer;'' and hav- ing requested a private interview with her, he disclosed the truth. " What ! are you — can you be — did you write all ?" she exclaimed, in broken accents; while Darcy gently reproached her foi LIES OF VANITY. 53 having believed that a mere worldly admirer eonld so have written : however, she justified herself by declaring how impossible it was to suspect that a man of honor, as Eustace seemed, could be so base as to assume a merit which was not his own. Here she paused, turning away from Darcy' s penetrating look, covered with conscious blushes, ashamed that he should see how pleased she was. But she readily acknowledged her sorrow at hav- ing been betrayed, by the unworthy artifice of Eustace, into encouraging his attentions ; and was eager to concert with Darcy the best plan for re- vealing the surprising secret. The evening, so eagerly anticipated by Darcy and Julia, now arrived ; and great was the con- sternation of all the rest of the family, when Darcy took a manuscript out of his pocket, and began to open it. " The fellow is certainly pos- sessed/' thought his uncle. " Mr. Darcy Pen- nington/ ' whispered his aunt, " I shall faint if you persist in exposing yourself !" " Darcy, I will shut you up if you proceed/' whispered his uncle ; " for you must positively be mad/' "Let him go on, dear uncle/' said Julia : "I am sure you will be delighted, or ought to be so ;" and, spite of his uncle's threats and whispers, he addressed Captain Eustace thus : "Allow me, sir, to thank you again for the more than justice which you did my humble perform- ance the other evening. Till I heard you read it, I was unconscious that it had so much merit ; and I again thank you for the highest gratification which, as an author, I ever received." New 54 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. terror seized every one of his family who heard him, except Julia; while wonder filled Sir Hugh and the rest of his party — Eustace excepted : he knew that he was not the author of the work ; there- fore he could not dispute the fact that the real author now stood before him ) and blushes of de- tected falsehood covered his cheek; but ere he could falter out a reply, Darcy's uncle and sons seized him by the arm, and insisted on speaking with him in another room. Darcy, laughing vio- lently, endeavored to shake them off', but in vain. " Let him alone," said Julia, smiling, and com- ing forward. " Darcy's ' eye may be in a fine frenzy rolling/ as you have all of you owned him to be a poet ; but other frenzy than that of a poet he has not, I assure you— so pray set him at liberty : / will be answerable for his sanity." " What does all this mean ?." said his uncle, as he and his sons unwillingly obeyed. "It means," said Dar- cy, " that I hope not to quit this room till I have had the delight of hearing these yet unpublished poems of mine read by Captain Eustace. Look, sir," continued he, " here is a signature well known, no doubt, to you — that of Alfred." "Are you indeed Alfred, the celebrated Alfred ?" fal- tered out Eustace. " I believe so," he replied with a smile ; " though on some occasions, you know, it is difficult to prove one's personal iden- tity" " True," answered Eustace, turning over the manuscript to hide his confusion. "And I, Captain Eustace," said Julia, "have had the great satisfaction of discovering that my unknown poetical correspondent is my long cherished friend LIES OF VANITY. 00 and cousin, Darcy Pennington. Think how satis- factory this discovery has been to me !" " Cer- tainly, madain," he replied, turning pale with emotion ; for he not only saw his Passive Lies of Vanity detected — though Darcy had too much Christian forbearance even to insinuate that he intended to appropriate to himself the fame of an- other — but he also saw, in spite of the kindness with which she addressed him, that he had lost Julia, and that Darcy had probably gained her. " What is all this ?" cried Sir Hugh at last, who, with the uncle and aunt, had listened in silent wonder. " Why, Eustace, I thought you owned that?" "That I deny: I owned nothing;" he eagerly replied. "You insisted on it, nay, every- body insisted, that I was the author of the beau- tiful work which I read, and of other things ; and if Mr. Pennington asserts that he is the author, I give him joy of his genius and his fame." " What do I hear?" cried the aunt : "Mr. Darcy Pen- nington a genius, and famous, and I not suspect it!" "Impossible!" cried his uncle, pettishly ; " that dull fellow turn out a wit ! It cannot be. What ! are you Alfred, boy ? I cannot credit it ; for if so, I have been dull indeed;" while his sons seemed to feel as much mortification as sur- prise. " My dear uncle," said Darcy, " I am now a professed author. I wrote the work which you heard last night. Here it is in the manu- script, as returned by the printer ; and here is the last proof of the second edition, which I received at the post-office just now, directed to A. B. ; which is, I think, proof positive that I may be 56 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. Alfred also, who, by your certainly impartial praises, is for this evening, at least in his own eyes, elevated into Alfred the Great. " CHAPTER III. ON THE LIES OF FLATTERY. The Lies of Flattery are next on my list. These lies are, generally speaking, not only un- principled, but offensive; and though they are usually told to conciliate good-will, the flatterer often fails in his attempt ; for his intended dupe frequently sees through his art, and he excites indig- nation where he meant to obtain regard. Those who know aught of human nature as it really is, and do not throw the radiance of their own Chris- tian benevolence over it. must be well aware that few persons hear with complacency the praises of others, even where there is no competition be- tween the parties praised and themselves. There- fore, the objects of excessive flattery are painfully conscious that the praises bestowed on them, in the hearing of their acquaintances, will not only provoke those auditors to undervalue their pre- tensions, but to accuse them of believing in and enjoying the gross flattery offered to them. There are no persons, in my opinion, with whom it is so difficult to keep up " the' relations of peace and amilf/ 1 as flatterers by system and habit : those LIES OF FLATTERY. 57 persons, I mean, who deal out their flatteries on the same principle as boys throw a handful of burs. However unskilfully the burs are thrown, the chances are that some will stick ; and flatter- ers expect that some of their compliments will dwell with, and impose on, their intended dupe. Perhaps their calculation is not, generally consid- ered, an erroneous one ; but if there be any of their fellow-creatures with whom the sensi- tive and the discerning may be permitted to loathe association, it is with those who presume to address them in the language of compliment, too violent and inappropriate to deceive even for a moment j while they discover on their lips the flickering sneer of contempt contending with its treacherous smile, and mark their wily eye look- ing round in search of some responsive one, to which it can communicate their sense of the ut- tered falsehood, and their mean exultation over their imagined dupe. The lies of benevolence, even when they can be resolved into lies of flat- tery, may be denominated amiable lies, but the lie of flattery is usually uttered by the bad- hearted and censorious; therefore to the term LIE of flattery might be added an alias; — alias the lie of malevolence. Coarse and indiscriminating flatterers lay it down as a rale, that they are to flatter all persons on the qualities which they have not. Hence, they flatter the plain on their beauty; the weak, on their intellect ; the dull, on their wit; believ- ing, in the sarcastic narrowness of their concep- tions, that no one possesses any self-knowledge, but that every one implicitly believes the truth of 58 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. the eulogy bestowed. This erroneous view taken by the flatterer of the penetration of the flat- tered, is common only in those who have more cunning than intellect; more shrewdness than penetration ; and whose knowledge of the weak- ness of our nature has been gathered, not from deep study of the human heart, but from the. depravity of their own, or from the pages of ancient and modern satirists : those who have a mean, malignant pleasure in believing in the absence of all moral truth amongst their usual associates ; and are glad to be able to comfort themselves for their own conscious dereliction from a high moral standard, by the conviction that they are, at least, as good as their neighbors. Yes : my experience tells me that the above-men- tioned rule of flattery is acted upon only by the half-enlightened, who take for superiority of intel- lect that base low cunning, "which, in fools, supplies, , „ And amply too, the place of being wise." But the deep observer of human nature knows that where there is real intellect, there are dis- cernment and self-knowledge also; and that the really intelligent are aware to how much praise and admiration they are entitled, be it encomium on their personal or mental qualifications. I beg to give one illustration of the Lie of Flat- tery, in the following tale, of which the offending heroine is a female; though, as men are the licensed flatterers of women, I needed not to have feared the imputation of want of candor, had I taken my example from one of the wiser sex. LIES OF FLATTERY. 59 THE TURBAN; OE, THE LIE OF FLATTERY. Some persons are such determined flatterers, both by nature and habit, that they flatter uncon- sciously, and almost involuntarily. Such a flat- terer was Jemima Aldred ; but, as the narrow- ness of her fortune made her unable to purchase the luxuries of life in which she most delighted, she was also a conscious and voluntary flatterer whenever she was with those who had it in their power to indulge her favorite iDclinatioDS. There was one distinguished woman in the cir- cle of her acquaintance, whose favor she was particularly desirous of gaining, and who was therefore the constant object of her flatteries. This lady, who was rendered, by her situation, her talents, and her virtues, an object of earthly worship to many of her associates, had a. good- natured indolence about her, which made her receive the incense offered, as if she believed in its sincerity. But the flattery of young Jemima was so gross, and so indiscriminate, that it some- times converted the usual gentleness of Lady Delaval's nature into gall \ and she felt indignant at being supposed capable of relishing adulation so excessive, and devotion so servile. But, as she was full of Christian benevolence, and, conse- quently, her first desire was to do good, she allowed pity for the poor girl's ignorance to con- quer resentment, and laid a plan, in order to cor- rect and amend her, if possible, by salutary mor- tification. 60 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. Accordingly, she invited Jemima, and some other young ladies, to spend a whole day with her at her house in the country. But, as the truly benevolent are always reluctant to afflict any one, even though it be to improve, Lady Delaval would have shrunk from the task which she had imposed on herself, had not Jemima ex- cited her into perseverance, by falling repeatedly and grossly into her besetting sin during the course of the day. For instance : Lady Delaval, who usually left the choice of her ribands to her milliner, as she was not studious of her per- sonal appearance, wore colors at breakfast that morning which she thought ill-suited both to her years and complexion • and having asked her guests how they liked her scarf and ribands, they pro- nounced them to be beautiful. " But surely they do not become my olive, ill-looking skin !" " They are certainly not becoming/' was the ingenuous reply of all but Jemima Aldred, who persisted in asserting that the color was as be- coming as it was brilliant; adding, "I do not know what dear Lady Delaval means by under- valuing her own clear complexion." " The less that is said about that the better, T believe/' she dryly replied, not trying to conceal the sarcastic smile which played upon her lip, and feeling strengthened, by this new instance of Jemima's duplicity, to go on with her design ; but Jemima thought she had endeared herself to her by flat- tering her personal vanity ) and, while her com- panions frowned reproach for her insincerity, she wished for an opportunity of reproving their LIES OF FLATTERY. 61 rudeness. After tea. Lady Delaval desired her maid to bring her down the foundation for a tur- ban, which she was going to pin up. and some other finery prepared for the same purpose ; and iu a short time the most splendid materials for millinery shone upon the table. When she be- gan her task, her other guests, Jemima excepted, worked also, but she was sufficiently employed, she said, in watching the creative and tasteful fingers of her friend. At first. Lady Delaval made the turban of silver tissue ; and Jemima was in ecs- tasies : but the next moment she declared that covering to be too simple; and Jemima thought so too ; while she was in equal ecstasies at the effect of a gaudy many-colored gauze which replaced its modest costliness. But still her young companions openly preferred the silver covering, declaring that the gay one could only be tolerated if nothing else of showy ornament were superadded They gave, however, their opinion in vain. Colored stones, a gold band, and a green spun-glass feather, wore all in their turn heaped upon this showy head-dress, while Jemima exulted over every fresh addition, and admired it as a new proof of Lady Delavai's taste. '- Xow, then, it is completed.'' cried Lady Dela- val ; ;; but no; suppose I add a scarlet feather to the green one?" ;i ! that would be superb;" and having given this desirable finish to her per- formance, Jemima declared it to be perfect ; but the rest of the company were too honest to com- mend it. Lady Delaval then put it on her head; and it was as unbecoming as it was ugly ; but 62 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. Jemima exclaimed that her dear friend had never worn any thing before in which she looked so ■well; adding. " But then she looks well in every thing. However, that lovely turban would be- come anyone." u Try how it would fit you!" said Lady Delaval, putting it on her head. Je- mima looked in a glass, and saw that to her short, small person, little face, and little turned- up nose, such an enormous mass of finery was the destruction of all comeliness; but, while the bystanders laughed immoderately at her appear- ance, Jemima was loud in her admiration, and volunteered a wish to wear it at some public place : " for I think I do look so well in it I" cried Jemima. " If so," said her hostess, il you, young ladies, on this occasion, have neither taste nor eyes;" while Jemima danced about the room, ex- ulting in her heavy head-dress, in the triumph of her falsehood, and in the supposed superior ascendency it had gained her over her hostess above that of her more sincere companions. Nor, when Lady Delaval expressed her fear that the weight might be painful, would she allow it to be removed ; but she declared that she liked the burden. At parting, Lady Delaval, in a tone of great significance, told her that she should hear from her the next day. The next morning Je- mima often dwelt on these marked words, im- patient for an explanation of them. Between twelve and one o'clock, a servant of Lady Dela- val brought a letter and a bandbox. The letter was first opened; and was as fol- lows : lies of flattery. 63 "Deaf* Jemima: "As I know that you have long wished to visit my niece, Lady Ormsby, and also to attend the astronomical lecture on the grand transparent orrery, which is to be given at the public rooms this evening, for the benefit of the Infirmary, though your praiseworthy prudence prevented you from subscribing to it, 1 have great pleasure in enclosing you a ticket for the lecture, and in informing you that I will call and take you to dinner at Lady Ormsby' s at four o'clock, whence you and I, and the rest of the party, (which will be a splendid one,) shall adjourn to the lecture. . . . . ." "How kind ! how very kind !" exclaimed Jemima ) but, in her heart, imputing these favors to her recent flatteries ; and reading no farther, she ran to her mother's apartment to declare the joyful news. "0! mamma!" exclaimed she, " how fortunate it was that I made up my dyed gauze when I did ! And I can wear natural flowers in my hair; and they are so becoming, as well as cheap." She then returned to her own room, to finish the letter and explore the contents of the box. But what was her con- sternation on reading the following words : . . . "But I "shall take you to the dinner, and I give you the ticket for the lecture, only on this express condition — that you wear the accompany- ing turban, which was decorated according to your taste and judgment, and in which you were conscious of looking so well ! Every ad- ditional ornament was bestowed to please you ; 64 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. and as I know that your wish will be not to de- prive me of a head-dress in which your partial eyes thought that I looked so charmingly, I positively assure you that no consideration shall ever induce me to wear it; and that I expect you to meet my summons, arrayed in your youth- ful loveliness and my turban." Jemima sat in a sort of stupor after perusing this epistle; and when she started from it, it was to carry the letter and the turban to her mother. "Read that! and look at that!" she exclaimed, pointing to the turban. "Why to be sure, Jemima, Lady Delaval must be making game of you/' she replied. "What could pro^ duce such an absurd requisition ?" When called upon to answer this question, Jemima blushed ; and, for the first time, feeling some compunctious visitings of conscience, she almost hesitated to own that the annoying conditions were the con- sequence of her flatteries. Still, to comply with them was impossible; and to go to the dinner and lecture without them, and thereby perhaps affront Lady Delaval, was impossible also. " What ! expect me to hide my pretty hair under that preposterous mountain ? Never, never !" Vainly, now, did she try to admire it; and she felt its weight insupportable. "To be sure," said she to herself, "Captain Leslie and George Vaux will dine at Lady Ormsby's, and go to the lecture; but then they will not bear to look at me in this frightful head-dress, and will so quiz me; and I am sure they will think me too great a quiz to LIES OF FLATTERY. 65 git by ! No, no : much as I wish to go, and I do so very, very much wish it, I cannot go on these cruel conditions." "But what excuse can you make to Lady Delaval ?" "I must tell her that I have a bad toothache, and cannot go ; and I will write her a note to say so ; and at the same time return the ugly turban." She did so; but when she saw Lady Delaval pass to the fine dinner, and heard the carriages at night going to the crowded lecture, she shed tears of bitterness and regret, and lamented that she had not dared to go without the conditional and detestable turban. The next day she saw Lady Delaval' s carriage drive up to the door, and also saw the servant take a bandbox out. "0 dear, mamma," cried Jemima, "I protest that ridiculous old woman has brought her ugly turban back again !" and it was with a forced smile of welcome that she greeted Lady Delaval. That lady entered the room with a graver and more dignified mien than usual; for she came to reprove, and, she hoped, to amend an offender against those principles of truth which she honored, and to which she uniformly acted up. Just before Lady Delaval appeared, Jemima recollected that she was to have the toothache ; therefore she tied up her face, adding a practical lie to the many already told; for one lie is sure to make many. "I was sorry to find that you were not able to accompany me to the dinner and lecture," said she, "and were kept at home by the toothache. Was that your only reason for staying at home?" "'Cer- tainly, madam: can you doubt it?" "Yes; for 06 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. I have strong suspicion that the toothache is a pretence, not a reality/' "This from you, Lady Delaval ! my once kind friend!*' "Jemima, I am come to prove myself a far kinder friend than ever I did before. I am glad to find you alone : because I should not have liked to reprove a child before her mother." Lady Delaval then re- proached her astonished auditor with the mean habit of flattery in which she was so apt to in- dulge : assuring her that she had never been for one moment her dupe, and had insisted on her wearing the turban in order to punish her despi- cable duplicity. "Had you not acted thus," continued Lady Delaval, "I meant to have taken you to the dinner and lecture without conditions ; but I wished to inflict on you a salutary punish- ment, in hopes of convincing you that there arc no qualities so safe, or so pleasing, as truth and ingenuousness. I saw you cast an alarmed look at the hat-box," she added, in a gayer tone; '•'but fear not: the turban is no more; and, in its stead, I have taken the liberty of bringing you a Leghorn bonnet; and should you, while you wear it, feel any desire to flatter, in your usual degrading manner, may it remind you of this conversation, and its cause ; and make your present mortification the means of your future good." At this moment Jemima's mother entered the room, exclaiming: u O Lady Delaval ! I am glad you are come ! my poor child's toothache is so bad ! and how unfortunate that " Lady Delaval cast on the mistaken mother a look of severe reproof, and on the daughter one of pity LIES OF FLATTERY. 67 and unavailing regret; for she felt that, for the child who is hourly exposed to the contagion of an unprincipled parent's example, there can be little chance for amendment; and she hastened to her carriage, convinced that for poor Jemima Aldred her labors of Christian duty had been ex- erted in vain. She would have soon found how just her conviction was. had she heard the dia- logue between the mother and daughter, as soon as she drove off. Jemima dried up her hypo- critical tears, and exclaimed, "A cross, method- istical creature! I am glad she is gone!" "What do vou mean, child? and what is all this about ?" Jemima having told her, she exclaimed, "Why the woman is mad! What! object to a little harmless flattery ! and call that lying, in- deed ! Nonsense ! it is all a pretence. She hate flattery I no indeed : if you were to tell her the truth, she would hate you like poison. " "Very likely; but see, mamma, what she has given me. What a beautiful bonnet ! But she owed it to me, for the trick she played me, and for her preaching." "'Well, child," answered her mother, fci let her preach to you every clay, and welcome, if she conies, as to-day, full-handed." Such was the effect of Lady Delaval's kind ef- forts, on a mother so teaching, and a daughter so taught; for indelible indeed are those habits of falsehood and disingenuousness which children acquire, whose parents do not make a strict adhe- rence to truth the basis of their children's educa- tion, and punish all deviation from it with salutary rigor. But, whatever be the excellences or the 68 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. errors of parents or preceptors, there is one neces- sary thing for them to remember, or their ex- cellences will be useless, and their faults irreme- diable ; namely, that they are not to form their children for the present world alone : they are to educate them not merely as the children of time, but as the heirs of eternity. CHAPTER IV. LIES OF FEAR. I once believed that the lie of fear was con- fined to the low and uneducated of both sexes, and to children; but further reflection and obser- vation have convinced me that this is by no means the case; but that, as this lie springs from the want of moral courage, and as this defect is by no means confined to any class or age, the result of it, that fear of man which prompts to the lie of fear, must be universal also; though the nature of the dread may be various, and of different de- grees of strength. For instance : a child or a servant (of course I speak of ill-educated child- ren) breaks a toy or a glass, and denies having done so. Acquaintances forget to execute com- missions intrusted to them, and either say they are executed when they are not, or make some false excuses for an omission which was the result of forgetfulness only. No persons are guilty of so many of this sort of lies, in the year, as negli- LIES OF FEAR. 69 gent correspondents : since excuses for not writing sooner are usually lies of fear — fear of having forfeited favor by too long a silence. As the lie of fear always proceeds, as I have be- fore observed, from a want of moral courage, it is often the result of want of resolution to say "no," when "yes" is more agreeable to the feelings of the questioner. "Is not my new gown pretty?" " Is not my new hat becoming?" "Is not my coat of a good color?" There are few persons who have courage to say " no," even to these trivial ques- tions; though the negative would be truth, and the affirmative falsehood. And still less are they able to be honest in their replies to questions of a more delicate nature : " Is not my last work the best?" "Is not my wife beautiful?" " Is not my daughter agreeable?" "Is not my son a fine youth?" — those ensnaring questions, which con- tented and confiding egotism is only too apt to ask. Fear of wounding the feelings of the interro- gator prompts an affirmative answer. But, per- haps, a lie on these occasions is one of the least displeasing, because it may possibly proceed from a kind of aversion to give pain, and occasion dis- appointment; and has a degree of relationship, a distant family resemblance to the lie of benevo- lence ; though, when accurately analyzed, even this good-natured falsehood may be resolved into selfish dread of losing favor by speaking the truth. Of these pseudo lies of benevolence I shall treat in their turn ; but I shall now proceed to relate a story to illustrate the lie of fear, and its important re- sults, under apparently unimportant circumstances. 70 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. THE BANK-NOTE. "Are you returning immediately to Worces- ter?" said Lady Leslie, a widow residing near that city, to a young officer who was paying her a morning visit. " I am: can I do any thing for you there ?" u Yes, you can do me a great kind- ness. My confidential servant, Baynes, is gone out for the day and night, and I do not like to trust my new footman, of whom I know nothing, to put this letter in the post-office, as it contains a fifty-pound note." "Indeed! that is a large sum to trust to the post." " Yes, but I am told it is the safest conveyance. It is, however, quite necessary that a person whom I can trust should put the letter in the box." " Certainly/' replied Captain Freeland. Then, with an air that showed he considered himself as a person to be trusted, he deposited the letter in safety in his pocket- book* and took leave; promising he would return to dinner the next day, which was Saturday. On his road, Freeland met some of his brother officers, who were going to pass the day and night at Great Malvern ; and as they earnestly pressed him to accompany them, he wholly forgot the letter intrusted to his care ; and, having dispatched his servant to Worcester, for his sac-de-nuit* and other things, he turned back with his companions, and passed the rest of the day in that sauntering but amusing idleness — that dolce far niente^ * Night-bag. f Sweet doing nothing. LIES OF FEAR. 71 which may be reckoned comparatively virtuous, if it leads to the forgetful ness of little duties only, and is not attended by the positive infringement of greater ones. But, in not putting this import- ant letter into the post, as he had engaged to do, Freeland violated a real duty* and he might have put it in at Malvern, had not the rencounter with his brother officers banished the commission given him entirely from his thoughts. Nor did he re- member it till, as they rode through the village the next morning, on their way to Worcester, they met Lady Leslie walking in the road. At sight of her, Freeland recollected with shame and confusion that he had not fulfilled the charge committed to him; and fain would he have passed her unobserved; for, as she was a woman of high fashion, great talents, and some severity, he was afraid that his negligence, if avowed, would not only cause him to forfeit her favor, but expose him to her powerful sarcasm. To avoid being recognized was, however, impos- sible; and as soon as Lady Leslie saw him, she exclaimed, "0! Captain Freeland, I am so glad to see you ! I have been quite uneasy concerning my letter since I gave it to your care; for it was of such consequence ! Did you put it into the post yesterday ?" " Certainly/' replied Freeland, hastily, and in the hurry of the moment — " cer- tainly. How could you, dear madam, doubt my obedience to your commands ?" " Thank you ! thank you V cried she : " how you have relieved my mind !" He had so ; but he had painfully burdened his own. To be sure, it was only a 72 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. white lie — the lie of fear. Still, he was not used to utter falsehood; and he felt the meanness aud degradation of this. He had yet to learn that it was mischievous also 5 and that none can presume to say where the consequences of the most apparently trivial lie will end. As soon as Freeland parted with Lady Leslie, he bade his friends fare- well, and putting spurs to his horse, scarcely slack- ened his pace till he had reached a general post- office, and deposited the letter in safety. "Now, then," thought he, " I hope I shall be able to return and dine with Lady Leslie without shrink- ing from her penetrating eye." He found her, when he arrived, very pensive and absent; so much so, that she felt it necessary to apologize to her guests, informing them that Mary Benson, an old sexvant of hers, who was very dear to her, was seriously ill, and painfully circumstanced j and that she feared she had not done her duty by her. " To tell you the truth, Captain Freeland," said she, speaking to him in a low voice, " I blame myself for not having sent for my confidential servant, who was not very far off, and dispatched him with the money, in- stead of trusting it to the post." " It would have been better to have done so, certainly V replied Freeland, deeply blushing. "Yes; for the poor - woman to whom I sent it is not only herself on the point of being confined, but she has a sick husband, unable to be moved; and as (but owing to no fault of his) he is on the point of bank- ruptcy, his cruel landlord has declared that, if they do not pay their rent by to-morrow, he will LIES OF FEAR. 73 turn them out into the street, and seize the very bed they lie on ! However, as you put the letter into the post-office yesterday, they must get the fifty-pound note to-day, else they could not; for there is no delivery of letters in London on a Sunday, you know." " True, very true/' replied Freeland, in a tone which he vainly tried to ren- der steady. " Therefore," continued Lady Leslie, u if you had told me, when we met, that the letter was not gone, I should have recalled Baynes, and sent him off by the mail to London; and then he would have reached Somerstown, where the Ben- sons live, in good time; but now, though I own it would be a comfort to me to send him, for fear of accident, I could not get him back again soon enough : therefore, I must let things take their chance; and, as letters seldom miscarry, the only danger is that the note may be taken out/' She might have talked an hour without answer or in- terruption; for Freeland was too much shocked, too much conscience-stricken to reply, as he found that he had not only told a falsehood, but that, if he had had moral courage enough to tell the truth, the mischievous negligence of which he had been guilty could have been repaired; but now, as Lady Leslie said, u it was too late !" But, while Lady Leslie became talkative, and able to perform her duties to her friends, after she had thus unburdened her mind to Freeland, he grew every minute more absent, and more taciturn; and though he could not eat with appe- tite, he threw down, rather than drank, repeated glasses of hock and champagne, to enable him to 74 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. rally his Spirits, but in vain. A naturally ingen- uous and generous nature cannot shake off the first compunctious visitings of conscience for having committed an unworthy action, and having also been the means of injury to another. All on a sud- den, however, his countenance brightened; and as soon as the ladies left the table, he started up, left his compliments and excuses with Lady Leslie's nephew, who presided at dinner; said he had a pressing call to Worcester; and when there, as the London mail was gone, he threw himself into a postchaise, and set off for Somerstown, which Lady Leslie had named as the residence of Mary Benson. "At least/ ' said Freeland to himself with a lightened heart, " I shall now have the satisfaction of doing all I can to repair my fault." But owing to the delay occasioned by want of horses, and by finding the hostlers at the inns in bed, he did not reach London and the place of his destination till the wretched family had been dislodged ; while the unhappy wife was weeping, not only over the disgrace of being so removed, and for her own and her husband's increased ill- ness in consequence of it, but from the agonizing suspicion that the mistress and friend whom she had so long loved and relied upon, had disre- garded the tale of her sorrows, and had refused to relieve her necessities! Freeland s.oon found a conductor to the mean lodging in which the Ben- sons had obtained shelter, for they were well known, and their hard fate was generally pitied; but it was some time before he could speak, as he stood by their bedside : he was choked with pain- LIES OF FEAR. 75 ful emotions at first — with pleasing emotions after- ward ; for his conscience smote him for the pain he had occasion ed, and applauded him for the pleasure which he came to bestow. " I come," said he, at length, (while the sufferers waited in almost angry wonder, to hear his reason for thus intruding on them.) " I come to tell you, from your kind friend, Lady Leslie " " Then she has not forgotten me !" screamed out the poor woman, almost gasping for breath. " No, to be sure not : she could not forget you : she was incapable " Here his voice wholly failed him. " Thank Heaven !" cried she, tears trickling down her pale cheek : " I can bear any thing now ; for that was the bitterest part of all I" iX My good woman," said Freeland, "it was owing to a mistake: pshaw ! no — it was owing to my fault that you did not receive a fifty-pound note by the post yes- terday." " Fifty pounds !" cried the poor man, wringing his hands: "why, that would have more than paid all we owed, and I could have gone on with my business, and our lives would not have been risked, nor I disgraced !" Freeland now turned away, unable to say a word more; but recovering himself, he again drew near them, and, throwing his purse to the agitated speaker, said, " There ! get well ! only get well I and whatever you want shall be yours ! or I shall never lose this horrible choking again while I live I" Freeland took a walk after this scene, and with hasty, rapid strides; the painful choking being his companion very often during the course of it; (or he was haunted by the image of those whom 76 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. he had disgraced ; and he could not help re- membering that, however blamable his negli- gence might be, it was nothing, either in sinful- ness or mischief, to the lie told to conceal it ; and that, but for that lie of fear, the effect of his negligence might have been repaired in time. But he was resolved that he would not leave Somerstown till he had seen these poor people settled in a good lodging. He therefore hired a conveyance for them, and superintended their re- moval that evening to apartments full of every necessary comfort. " My good friends/' said he, " I cannot recall the mortification and disgrace which you have endured through my fault; but I trust that you will have gained, in the end, by leaving a cruel landlord, who had no pity for your unmerited poverty. Lady Leslie's note will, I trust, reach you to-morrow; but if not, I will make up the loss ; therefore be easy ! and when I go away, may I have the comfort of knowing that your removal has done you no harm !" He then, but not till then, had courage to write to Lady Leslie, and tell her the whole truth; con- cluding his letter thus : " If your interesting proves have not suffered in their health, I shall not regret what has hap- pened ; because I trust that it will be a lesson to me through life, and teach me never to tell even D 7 the most apparently trivial white lie again. How unimportant this violation of truth appeared to me at the moment ! and how sufficiently motived ! as it was to avoid falling in your estimation ; but it was, you see, overruled for evil; and agony LIES OF FEAR. 77 of mind, disgrace, and perhaps risk of life, were the consequences of it to innocent individuals ; not to mention my own pangs — the pangs of an upbraiding conscience. But forgive me, my dear Lady Leslie. However, I trust that this evil, so deeply repented of, will be blessed to us all 3 but it will be long before I forgive myself." Lady Leslie was delighted with this candid let- ter, though grieved by its painful details, while she viewed with approbation the amends which her young friend had made, and his modest dis- regard of his own exertions. The note arrived in safety ; and Freeland left the afflicted couple better in health, and quite happy in mind : as his bounty and Lady Les- lie's had left them nothing to desire in a pecuni- ary point of view. When Lady Leslie and he met, she praised his virtue, while she blamed his fault ; and they for- tified each other in the wise and moral resolution, never to violate truth aoain, even on the slightest occasion ; as a lie, when told, however unimpor- tant it may at the time appear, is like an arrow shot over a house, whose course is unseen, and may be unintentionally the cause, to some one, of agony or death. 78 ILLLUSTRATIONS Of LYING. CHAPTER V. LIES FALSELY CALLED LIES OF BENEVOLENCE. These are lies which are occasioned by a sel- fish dread of losing favor, and provoking displea- sure, by speaking the truth, rather than by real benevolence. Persons, calling themselves bene- volent, withhold disagreeable truths, and utter agreeable falsehoods, from a wish to give plea- sure, or to avoid giving pain. If you say that you are looking ill, they tell you that you are looking well. If you express a fear that you are growing corpulent, they say you are only just as fat as you ought to be. If you are hoarse in singing, and painfully conscious of it, they declare that they did not perceive it. And this not from the desire of flattering you, or from the malignant one of wishing to render you ridiculous, by im- posing on your credulity, but from the desire of making you pleased with yourself. In short, the} 7 lay it down as a rule, that you must never scru- ple to sacrifice the truth, when the alternative is giving the slightest pain or mortification to any one. I shall leave my readers to decide whether the lies of fear or of benevolence preponderate in the following trifling; but characteristic anecdote. FALSELY CALLED LIES OF BENEVOLENCE. i\ A TALE OF POTTED SPRATS. Most mistresses of families have a family re- cipe-book $ and are apt to believe that do recipes are so good as their own. With one of these notable ladies a young house- keeper went to pass a few days, both at her town and country-house. The hostess was skilled, not only in culinary lore, but in economy ; and was in the habit of setting on her table, even when not alone, whatever her taste or carefulness had led her to pot, pickle, or preserve, for occasional use. Before a meagre family dinner was quite over, a dish of potted sprats was set before the lady of the house, who, expatiatiug on their excellence, derived from a family recipe of a century old, pressed her still unsatisfied guest to partake of them. The dish was as good as much salt and little spice could make it ; but it had one peculiarity — it had a strong flavor of garlic, and to garlic the poor guest had a great dislike. But she was a timid woman ; and good-breed- ing, and what she called benevolence, said, " Per- severe a swallow," though her palate said, " No," " Is it not excellent T ; said the hostess. "Very," faltered out the half-suffocated guest; and this was lie the first. " Did you ever eat any thing like it before?" "Never," replied the other, more firmly ) for then she knew that she spoke the truth, and longing i® add, "And I hope 80 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. I never shall eat any thing like it again. " u I will give you the recipe/' said the lady, kindly : " it will be of use to you as a young house- keeper ; for it is economical, as well as good, and serves to make out, when we have a scrap- dinner. My servants often dine on it." " I won- der you can get any servants to live with you," thought the guest; " but I dare say you do not get any one to stay long V " You do not, how- ever, eat as if you liked it." "0 yes, indeed, I do, very much," (lie the second,) she replied; "but you forget I have already eaten a good din- nei -;" (lie the third. Alas! what had benevo- lence, so called, to answer for on this occasion !) " Well, I am delighted to find that you like my sprats," said the flattered hostess, while the cloth was removing : adding, " John ! do not let those sprats be eaten in the kitchen !" an order which the guest heard with indescribable alarm. The next day they were to set off for the coun- try-house, or cottage. When they were seated in the carriage, a large box was put in, and the guest fancied she smelt garlic; but *' where ignorance is bliss, 'Tis folly to be wise." She therefore asked no questions; but tried to enjoy the present, regardless of the future. At a certain distance they stopped to bait the horses. There the guest expected that they should get out, and take some refreshment ; but her economical companion, with a shrewd wink of the eye, ob- served, " I always sit in the carriage on these oc- FALSELY CALLED LIES OF BENEVOLENCE. SI casions. If one gets out, the people at the inn expect one to order a luncheon. 1 therefore take mine with me/' So saying, John was summoned to drag the carriage out of sight of the inn windows. He then unpacked the box, took out of it knives and forks, plates, etc., and also a jar, which, im- pregnating the air with its effluvia, even before it was opened, disclosed to the alarmed guest that its contents were the dreaded sprats ! "Alas !" thought she, " Pandora's box was no- thing to this ! for in that, Hope remained behind \ but at the bottom of this is Despair V' In vain did the unhappy lady declare (lie the fourth) that " she had no appetite, and (lie the fifth) that she never ate in the morning." Her hostess would take no denial. However, she contrived to get a piece of sprat down, enveloped in bread ; and the rest she threw out of the window, when her com- panion was looking another way — who, on turning round, exclaimed, " So you have soon dispatched the fish ! let me give you another : do not refuse because you think they are nearly finished : I assure you there are several left ; and (delightful information I) we shall have a fresh supply to- morrow!" However, this time she was allowed to know when she had eaten enough; and the travellers proceeded to their journey's end. This day the sprats did not appear at dinner ; but there being only a few left, they were kept for a bonne bouche, and reserved for supper ! a meal of which, this evening, on account of indisposi- tion, the hostess did not partake, and was therefore 82 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. at liberty to attend entirely to the wants of her guest, who would fain have declined eating also, but it was impossible : she had just declared that she was quite well, and had often owned that she enjoyed a piece of supper after an early dinner. There was therefore no retreat from the maze in which her insincerity had involved her, and eat she must; but when she again smelt on her plate the nauseous composition, which being near the bottom of the pot was more disagreeable than ever, human patience and human infirmity could boar no more : the scarcely tasted morsel fell from her lips, and she rushed precipitately into the open air, almost disposed to execrate, in her heart, potted sprats, the good-breeding of her officious hostess, and even Benevolence itself. Some may observe on reading this story, " What a foolish creature the guest must have been ! and how improbable it is that any one should scruple to say the dish is disagreeable, and I hate garlic I" But it is my conviction that the guest, on, this occasion, exhibited only a slightly exaggerated specimen of the usual conduct of those who have been taught to conduct themselves wholly by the artificial rules of civilized society, of which, generally speaking, falsehood is the basis. Benevolence is certainly one of the first of vir- tues; and its result is an amiable aversion to wound the feelings of others, even in trifles ; therefore be- FALSELY CALLED LIES OP BENEVOLENCE. 83 nevolcnce and politeness may be considered as the same thing j but worldly politeness is only a copy of benevolence. Benevolence is gold : this politeness is a paper currency, contrived as its sub- stitute : as society, being aware that benevolence is as rare as it is precious, and that few are able to distinguish, in any thing, the false from the true, resolved, in lieu of benevolence, to receive worldly politeness, with all her train of de- ceitful welcomes, heartless regrets, false appro- bations, and treacherous smiles — those alluring semirings, which shine around her brow, and ena- ble her to pass for benevolence herself. But how must the religious and the moral dis- like the one, thoi5£h they venerate the other ! The kindness of the worldly polite only lives its little hour in one's presence ; but that of the benevo- lent retains its life and sweetness in one's absence. The worldly polite will often make the objects of their greatest flatteries aud attentions, when pre- sent, the butt of their ridicule as soon as they see them no more : while the benevolent hold the characters and qualities of their associates in a sort of holt/ keeping at all times, and are as Indul- gent to the absent as they were attentive to the jrresent. The kindness of the worldly polite is the gay and pleasing flower worn in the bosom, as the ornament of a few hours ) then suffered to fade, and thrown by when it is wanted no longer; but that of the really benevolent is like the fresh- springing evergreen, which blooms on through all times, and all seasons, unfading in beauty, and 84 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. undiminishing in sweetness. But it may be asked, whether I do not admit that the principle of never wounding the self-love or feelings of any one is a benevolent principle; and whether it be not commendable to act on it continually. Cer- tainly 5 if sincerity goes hand in hand with be- nevolence. But where is your benevolence, if you praise those to their faces whom you abuse as soon as they have left you? where your benevo- lence, if you welcome those, with smiling urbanity, whom you see drive off with a " Well, I am glad they are gone V And how common is it to hear persons who think themselves very moral, and very kind, begin, as soon as their guests are de- parted, and even when they are* scarcely out of hearing, to criticise their dress, their manners, and their characters : while the poor unconscious vis- itors, the dupes of their deceitful courtesy, are going home delighted with their visit, and saying what a charming evening they have passed, and what" agreeable and kind-hearted persons the master and mistress of the house and their family are ! Surely, then, I am not refining too much when I assert that the cordial seemings which these deluded guests were received, treated, and parted with, were any thing rather than lies of be- nevolence. I also-believe that those who scruple not, even from well-intentioned kindness, to utter spontaneous falsehoods, are not gifted with much judgment and real feeling, nor are they given to think deeply; for the virtues are nearly related, and live in the greatest harmony with each other : FALSELY CALLED LIES OF BENEVOLENCE. bD consequently, sincerity and benevolence must always agree, and not, as is often supposed, be at variance with each other. The truly benevolent feel and cultivate such candid and kind views of those who associate with them, that they need not fear to be sincere in their answers ; and if obliged to speak an unwelcome truth, or an un- welcome opinion, their well-principled kindness teaches them some way of making what they utter palatable ; and benevolence is gratified with- out injury to sincerity. It is a common assertion, that society is so con- stituted that it is impossible to tell the truth al- ways', but if those who possess good sense would use it as zealouslv to remove obstacles in the way of spontaneous truth as they do to justify them- selves in the practice of falsehood, the difficulty would vanish. Besides, truth is so uncommon an ingredient in society, that few are acquainted with it sufficiently to know whether it be admissible or not. A pious and highly gifted man said, in my presence, to a friend whom I esteem and ad- mire, and who had asserted that truth cannot always be told in society, " Has an} T one tried it? We have all of us. in the course of our lives, seen dead birds of Paradise so often, that we should scarcely take the trouble of going to see one now. But the Marquis of Hastings has brought over a living bird of Paradise ; and every one is eagerly endeavoring to procure a sight of that. I therefore prognosticate that, were spon- taneous truth to be told in society, where it now is rarely, if ever, heard, real, living truth would 80 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. bo as much sought after, and admired, as the living bird of Paradise/'* The following anecdote exhibits that lie which some may call the lie of benevolence, and others, the lie of fear : that is, the dread of losing favor, by wounding a person's self-love. I myself de- nominate it the latter. AN AUTHORESS AND HER AUDITORS. A young lady, who valued herself on her be- nevolence and good-breeding, and had as much respect for truth as those who live in the world usually have, was invited by an authoress, whose favor she coveted, and by whose attention she was flattered, to come and hear her read a man- uscript tragi-comedy. The other auditor was an old lady, who, to considerable personal ugliness, united strange grimaces, and convulsive twitch- ings of the lace, chiefly the result of physical causes. The authoress read in so affected and dramatic a manner, that the young lady's boasted benevo- lence had no power to curb her propensity to * I fear that I have given the words weakly and im- perfectly ; but I know that I am correct as to the sen- timent and the illustration. The speaker was Edward Irving. FALSELY CALLED LIES OE BENEVOLENCE. 87 laughter ; which being perceived by the reader, she stopped in angry consternation, and desired to know whether* she laughed at her, or her com- position. At first she was too much fluttered to make any reply; but as she dared not own the truth, and had no scruple against being guilty of deception, she cleverly resolved to excuse herself by a practical lie. She therefore trod on her friend's foot, elbowed her, and, by winks and signs, tried to make her believe that it was the grimaces of her opposite neighbor, who was qui- etly knitting and twitching as usual, which had had such an effect on her risible faculties ; and the deceived authoress, smiling herself when her young guest directed her eye to her unconscious vis-a-vis, resumed her reading, with a lightened brow and increased energy. This added to the young lady's amusement, as she could now indulge her risibility occasionally at the authoress's expense, without exciting her suspicions : especially as the manuscript was sometimes intended to excite smiles, if not laugh- ter; and the self-love of the writer led her to suppose that her hearer's mirth was the result of her comic powers. But the treacherous gratifica- tion of the auditor was soon at an end. The manuscript was meant to move tears as well as smiles; but as the matter became more pathetic, the manner became more ludicrous; and the youthful hearer could no more force a tear than she could restrain a laugh, till the mortified authoress, irritated into forgetfulness of all feeling and propriety, exclaimed, '-Indeed, Mrs. — — , 1 05 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. must desire you to move your seat, and sit where Miss does not see you; for you make such queer grimaces that you draw her attention, and cause her to laugh when she should be listening to me." The erring but humane girl was over- whelmed with dismay at the unexpected expo- sure ; and when the poor infirm old lady replied, in a faltering tone, "Is she indeed laughing at me?" she could scarcely refrain from telling the truth, and assuring her that she was incapable of such cruelty. "Yes," rejoined the authoress, in a paroxysm of wounded self-love, " she owned to me, soon after she began, that you occasioned her ill- timed mirth ; and when I looked at you I could hardly help smiling myself; but lam sure you could help making such faces if you would." " Child !" cried the old lady, while tears of wounded sensi- bility trickled down her pale cheeks, " and you, my unjust friend, I hope and trust that I forgive you both ; but if ever you should be paralytic yourselves, may you remember this evening, and learn to repent of having been provoked to laugh by the physical weakness of a palsied old woman !" The indignant authoress was now penitent, sub- dued, and ashamed, and earnestly asked pardon for her unkindness; but the young offender, whose acted lie had exposed her to seem guilty of a fault which she had not committed, was in an agony to which expression was inadequate. But to exculpate herself was impossible; and she could only give her wounded victim tear for tear. To. attend to a further perusal of the manu- FALSELY CALLED LIES OF BENEVOLENCE. 89 script was impossible. The old lady desired that her carriage should come round directly : the au- thoress locked up her composition, that had been so ill received; and the young lady, who had been proud of the acquaintance of each, became an object of suspicion and dislike both to the one and the other; since the former considered her to be of a cruel and unfeeling nature, and the latter could not conceal from herself the mortifying truth, that her play must be wholly devoid of in- terest, as it had utterly failed either to rivet or attract her young auditor's attention. But though this girl lost two valued acquaint- ances by acting a lie, (a harmless white lie, as it is called,) I fear she was not taught or amended by the circumstance j but deplored her want of luck, rather than her want of integrity ; and had her deception met with the success which she ex- pected, she would probably have boasted of her ingenious artifice to her acquaintance. Nor can I help believing.that she goes on in the same way whenever she is tempted to do so, and values her- self on the lies of selfish fear, which she dignifies by the name of lies of benevolence. It is curious to observe that the kindness which prompts to really erroneous conduct cannot continue to bear even a remote connection with real benevolence. The mistaken girl, in the anecdote related above, begins with what she calls a virtuous deception. She could not wound the feelings of the authoress by owning that she laughed at her mode of reading: she therefore accused herself of a much worse fault, that of 90 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. laughing at the personal infirmities of a fellow- creature ) and then, finding that her artifice ena- bled her to indulge her sense of the ridiculous with impunity, she at length laughs treacherously and systematically, because she dares do so, and not involuntarily , as she did at first, at her unsus- pecting friend. Thus such hollow, unprincipled benevolence as hers soon degenerated into absolute malevolence. But had this girl been a girl of principle and of real benevolence, she might have healed her friend's vanity at the same time that she wounded it, by saying, after she had owned that her mode of reading made her laugh, that she was now convinced of the truth of what she had often heard, namely, that authors rarely do justice to their own works when they read thern aloud themselves, however well they may read the works of others ; because they are naturally so nervous on the occasion, that they are laughably violent, because painfully agitated. This reply could not have offended her friend greatly, if at all ; and it might have led her to moderate her outre manner of reading. She would in consequence have appeared to more ad- vantage ) and the interests of real benevolence, namely, the doing good to a fellow-creature, would have been served, and she would not, by a vain attempt to save a friend's vanity from being hurt, have been the means of wounding the feel- ings of an afflicted woman; have incurred the charge of inhumanity, which she by no means deserved ; and have vainly, as well as grossly, sacrificed the interests of truth. LIES OP CONVENIENCE. 91 CHAPTER VI. LIES OF CONVENIENCE. I have now before me a very copious subject • and shall begin by that most common lie of con- veriwnce, the order to servants to say '\Not at home;"' a custom which even some moralists de- fend, because they say that it is not lying, as it deceives no one. But this I deny- as I know it is after meant to deceive. I know that if the person, angry at being refused admittance, says, at the next meeting with the denied person, MJ am sure you were at home such a day. when I called, but did not choose to see me" the answer is, •• dear, no : how can you say so ? I am sure I was not at home ; for I am never denied to you ;" though the speaker is conscious all the while that " not at home" was in- tended to deceive, as well as to deny. But if it be true that : - not at home"' is not intended to deceive, and is a form used merely to exclude visitors with as little trouble as possible, I would ask whether it were not just as easy to say. •• j±y master, or my mistress, is engaged, and can see no one this morning."' Why have recourse even to the appearance of falsehood, when truth would answer every purpose just as well; But if --not at home" be understood amongst equals, merely as a legitimate excuse, it still is highly objectionabk because it must have a most pernicious effect on the minds of servants, 92 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. who cannot be supposed parties to this implied compact amongst their superiors, and must there- fore understand the order literally ; which is, " Go, and lie for my convenience I" How then, I ask, in the name of justice and common sense, can I, after giving such an order, resent any lie which servants may choose to tell me for their own convenience, pleasure, or interest ? Thoughtless and injudicious — I do not like to add, unprincipled — persons, sometimes say to ser- vants, when they have denied their mistress, "0 fie ! how can you tell me such a fib without blush- ing ? I am ashamed of you ! You know your lady is at home. Well : I am really shocked at your having so much effrontery as to tell such a lie with so grave a face ! But give my compli- ments to your mistress, and tell her I hope that she will see me the next time I call f — and all this uttered in a laughing manner, as if this moral degradation of the poor servant were an excellent joke! But on these occasions, what can the effect of such joking be on the conscious liars ? It must either lead them to think as lightly of truth as their reprovers themselves, (since they seem more amused than shocked at the detected violation of it,) or they will turn away distressed in conscience, degraded in their own eyes for hav- ing obeyed their employer, and feeling a degree of virtuous indignation against those persons who have, by their immoral command, been the means of their painful degradation ; nay, their master and mistress will be for ever lowered in their ser- vant's esteem : they will feel that the teacher of LIES OF CONVENIENCE. 93 a lie is brought down on a level with the utterer of it ) and the chances are that, during the rest of their service, they will without scruple use against their employers the dexterity which they have taught them to use against others* * As I feel a great desire to lay before my readers the strongest arguments possible to prove the vicious tendency of even the most tolerated lie of convenience : namely, the order to servants to say, "Not at home;" and as I wholly distrust my own powers of arguing with effect on this or any other subject, I give the fol- lowing extracts from Dr. Chalmers's "Discourses on the Application of Christianity to the Commercial and Ordi- nary Affairs of Life: 5 ' discourses which abundantly and eloquently prove the sinfulness of deceit in general, and the fearful responsibility incurred by all who de- part, even in the most common occurrences, from that undeviating practice of truth which is everywhere en- joined on Christians in the pages of holy writ. But I shall, though reluctantly, confine myself in these ex- tracts to what bears immediately on the subject before us. I must however state, in justice to myself, that my remarks on the same points were not only written, but printed and published, in a periodical work, before I knew that Dr. Chalmers had written the book in question : — "You put a lie into the mouth of a dependent, and that for the purpose of protecting your time from such an encroachment as you would not feel to be con- venient or agreeable. Look to the little account that is made of a brother's and sister's eternity. Behold the guilty task that is thus unmercifully laid upon one who is shortly to appear before the judgment-seat of Christ. Think of the entanglement that is thus made to beset the path of a creature who is imperishable. That at the shrine of Mammon such a bloody sacrifice should be rendered, by some of his unrelentiDg votaries, ( J4 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. But amongst the most frequent lies of con- venience are those which are told relative to en- gagements, which they who make them are averse to keep. "Headaches, bad colds, unexpected visitors from the country" — all these, in their turn, is not to be wondered at ; but that the shrine of ele- gance and fashion should be bathed in blood — that soft and sentimental ladyship should put forth her hand to such an enormity — that she who can sigh so gently, and shed her graceful tear over the sufferings of others, should thus be accessory to the second and more awful death of her own domestics — that one who looks the mildest and loveliest of human beings, should exact obedience to a mandate which carries wrath, and tribulation, and anguish in its train — ! how it should confirm every Christian in his defiance of the authority of fashion, and lead him to spurn at all its folly and all its worthlessness ! And it is quite in vain to say that the servant, whom you thus employ as the deputy of your falsehood, can possibly execute the commission Without the conscience being at all tainted or defiled by it ; that a simple cottage maid can so sophisticate the matter, as, without any violence to her original principles, to utter the language of what she assuredly knows to be a downright lie — that she, humble and untutored soul ! can sustain no injury, when thus made to tamper with the plain English of these realms — that she can at all satisfy herself how, by the prescribed utterance of "not at home," she is not pronouncing such words as are substantially untrue, but merely using them in another and perfectly understood meaning, and which, according to their modern translation, de- note that the person, of whom she is thus speaking, is securely lurking in one of the most secure and in- timate of its receptacles. "You may try to darken this piece of casuistry as you will, and work up your minds into the peaceable LIES OF CONVENIENCE. 95 are used as lies of convenience, and gratify in- dolence, or caprice, at the expense of integrity. How often have I pitied the wives and daugh- ters of professional men, for the number of lies which they are obliged to tell in the course of the conviction that it is all right, and as it should be. But be very certain that, where the moral sense of your domestic is not already overthrown, there is, at least, one bosom within which you have raised a war of doubts and difficulties, and where, if the victory be on your side, it will be on the side of him who is the great enemy of righteousness. "There is, at least, one person, along the line of this conveyance of deceit, who condemneth herself in that which she alloweth : who, in the language of Paul, -esteeming the practice to be unclean, to her will it be unclean : who will perform her task with the offence of her own conscience, and to whom, therefore, it will indeed be evil ; who cannot render obedience in this matter to her earthly superior, but by an act in which she does not stand clear and unconscious of guilt before God ; and with whom, therefore, the sad con- sequence of what we can call nothing else than a bar- barous combination against the principles and pros- pects of the lower orders, is. that, as she has not cleaved fully unto the Lord, and has not kept by the service of the one Master, and has not forsaken all but his bidding, she cannot be the disciple of Christ. "And let us just ask a master or a mistress, who can thus make free with the moral principle of their ser- vants in one instance, how they can look for pure or correct principle from them in other instances ? What right have they to complain of unfaithfulness against themselves, who have deliberately seduced another into a habit of unfaithfulness against God ? Are they so utterly unskilled in the mysteries of our nature, as not to perceive that the servant whom you have taught to 96 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. year ! " Dr. is very sorry ; but he was sent for to a patient just as he was coming with me to your house." " Papa's compliments, and he is very sorry • but he was forced to attend a com- mission of bankruptcy ; but will certainly come, if he can, by-and-by ;" when the chances are that the physician is enjoying himself over his book lie, has gotten such rudiments of education at your hand, as that, without any further help, he can now teach himself to purloin? — and yet nothing more fre- quent than loud and angry complainings against treachery of servants ; as if, in the general wreck of their other principles, a principle of consideration for the good and interest of their employer, and who has at the same time been their seducer, was to survive in all its power and sensibility. It was just such a retri- bution as was to be looked for. It is a recoil upon their own heads, of the mischief which they themselves have originated. It is the temporal part of the punish- ment which they have to bear for the sin of our text; but not the whole of it : far better for them both that both person and property were cast into the sea, than that they should stand the reckoning of that day, when called to give an account of the souls that they have murdered, and the blood of so mighty a destruction is required at their hands." These remarks at first made part of a chapter on the lie of convenience, but thinking them not suited to that period of my work, I took them out again, and not being able to introduce them in any subsequent chap- ter, because they treat of one particular lie, and not of lying in general, I have been obliged to content myself with putting them in a note. TJES OF CONVENIENCE. 97 and his fire, and the lawyer also, congratulating themselves on having escaped that terrible bore, a party, at the expense of teaching their wife, or daughter, or son, to tell what they call a white lie ! But I would ask those fathers, and those mothers, who make their children the bearers of similar excuses, whether, after giving them such commissions, they could conscientiously re- sent any breach of veracity, or breach of confi- dence, or deception, committed by their children in matters of more importance ? "Ce n'est que le 'premier jpas qui eoute," says the proverb \ and I believe that habitual, permitted, and en- couraged lying, in little and seemingly unimpor- tant things, leads to want of truth and principle in great and serious matters ; for when the bar- rier, or restrictive principle, is once thrown down, no one can say where a stop will be put to the inroads and the destruction. I forgot, in the first edition of my work, to notice one falsehood which is only too often uttered by young women in a ball-room ; but I shall now mention it with due reprehension, though I scarcely knew under what head to class it. I think, however, that it may be named without impropriety, one of the Lies of Convenience. But I cannot do better than give an extract on this subject, from a letter addressed to me by a friend, on reading this book, in which she has had the kindness to praise, and the still greater kindness to admonish me.* She says as follows : * Vide a (printed) letter addressed "to Mrs. Opie, 4 98 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. "One falsehood that is very often uttered by the lips of youth, I trust not without a blush, you have passed unnoticed ; and, as I always con- sidered it no venial one, I will take the present opportunity of pointing out its impropriety. A young lady, when asked by a gentleman to dance whom she does not approve, will, without hesita- tion, say, though unprovided with any other partner, "If I dance I am engaged." This posi- tive untruth is calculated to wound the feelings of the person to whom it is addressed, for it generally happens that such person discovers he has been deceived, as well as rejected. It is very seldom that young men to whom it would really be improper that a young lady should give her hand for the short time occupied in one or two dances, are admitted into our public places; but in such a case, could not a reference be made by her to any friends who are present ? Pride and vanity too often prompt the refusal > and, because the offered partner has not suffi- ciently sacrificed to the graces, is little versed 'in the poetry of motion/ or derives no conse- quence from the possession of rank or riches, he is treated with what he must feel to be con- tempt. True politeness, which has its seat in the heart, would scorn thus to wound another, and the real votaries of sincerity would never so with observations on her recent publication, 'Illustra- tions of Lying in all its branches.' " The authoress is Susan Reeve, wife of Dr. Reeve, M. D., and daughter of E. Bonhote, of Bungay, authoress of many interesting publications. LIES OF CONVENIENCE. 99 violate its rules to escape a temporary mortifica- tion." I shall only add, that I have entire «ew% of sentiment with the foregoing extract.* Here I beg leave to insert a short tale, illustra- tive of Lies of Convenience. PROJECTS DEFEATED. There are a great many match-makers in the world : beings who dare to take on themselves the fearful responsibility of bringing two per- sons together into that solemn union which only death or -guilt can dissolve ; and thus make them- selves answerable for the possible misery of two of their fellow-creatures. One of these busy match-makers, a gentleman named Byrome, was very desirous that Henry Saudford, a relation of his, should become a mar- ried man ; and he called one morning to inform him that he had at length met with a }~oung lady who would, he flattered himself, suit him in all respects as a wife. Henry Sandford was not a man of many words ; nor had he a high opinion of Byrome's judgment. He therefore only said, in reply, that he was willing to accompany his relation to the lady's house, where, on Byrome's * Young ladies have no business in such scenes of temptation. — [Editor 100 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. invitation, he found that he was expected to drink tea. The young lady in question, whom I shall call Lydia L , lived with her widowed aunt, who had brought her and her sisters up, and supplied to them the place of parents, lost in their infancy. She had bestowed on them an expensive and showy education : had, both by precept and ex- ample, given every worldly polish to their man- ners j and had taught them to set off their beauty .by tasteful and fashionable dress; that is, she had done for them all that she thought was ne- cessary to be done ; and she, as well as Byrome, believed that they possessed every requisite to make the marriage state happy. But Henry Sandford was not so easy to please. He valued personal beauty and external accom- plishments far below Christian graces and moral virtues ) and was resolved never to unite himself to a woman whose conduct was not entirely under the guidance of a strict religious principle. Lydia L was not in the room when Sand- ford arrived, but he very soon had cause to doubt the moral integrity of her aunt and sisters ; for, on Byrome's saying, "I hope you are not to have any company but ourselves to-day," the aunt replied, "0 no : we put off some company that we expected, because we thought you would like to be alone." And one of the sisters added, "Yes; I wrote to the disagreeable D s, informing them that my aunt was too unwell, with one of her bad headaches, to see company/' "And I," said the other, "'called on the G s, LIES OF CONVENIENCE. 101 and said that we wished them to come another day, because the beaux whom they liked best to meet were engaged." "Admirable I" cried By- rome, "let women alone for excuses !" while Sandford looked grave, and wondered how any one could think admirable what to him appeared so reprehensible. " However," thought he, ' 'Lydia had no share in this treachery and white lying, but may dislike them, as I do." Soon after she made her appearance, attired for conquest; and so radiant did she seem in her youthful loveliness and grace, that Sandford earnestly hoped she had better principles than her sisters. Time fled on rapid wings ; and Byrome and the two elder sisters frequently congratulated each other that "the disagreeable D s and tiresome G s" had not been allowed to come and destroy, as they would have done, the pleasure of the afternoon. But Lydia did not join in this conversation ; and Sandford was glad of it. The hours passed in alternate music and conversation, and also in looking over some beautiful drawings of Lydia's; but the evening was to conclude with a French game, a jeu-clc- societe which Sandford was unacquainted with, and which would give Lydia an opportunity of telling a story gracefully. The L s lived in a pleasant village near the town where Sandford and Byrome resided ; and a long avenue of fine trees led to their door ; when, just as the aunt was pointing out their beauty to Sandford, she exclaimed, "0 dear, girls, what shall we do? There is 31rs. Carthew now 102 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. entering the avenue ! Not at home, John ! not at home!" she eagerly vociferated. "My dear aunt, that will not do for her," cried the eldest sister; "for she will ask for us all in turn, and inquire where we are, that she may go after us." "True/' said the other, "and if we admit her, she is so severe and methodistical, that she will spoil all our enjoyment." "However, in she must come," observed the aunt; "'for as she is an old friend, I should not like to affront her." Sandford was just going to say, "If she be an old friend, admit her, by all means;" when on looking at Lydia, who had been silent all this time, and was, he flattered himself, of his way of thinking, he saw her put her finger archly to her nose, and heard her exclaim, "I have it! There, there ; go all of you into the next room, and close the door!" .She then bounded grace- fully down the avenue ; while Sandford, with a degree of pain which he could have scarcely thought possible, heard one of the sisters say to Byrome, "Ah ! Lydia is to be trusted : she tells a white lie with such an innocent look, that no one can suspect her." "What a valuable ac- complishment," thought Sandford, "in a woman ! what a recommendation in a wife !" and he really dreaded the fair deceiver's return. She came back, "nothing doubting," and, smiling with great self-complacency, said, "It was very fortunate that it was I who met her ; for I have more presence of mind than you, my dear sisters. The good soul had seen the J) s; and hearing my aunt was ill, came to inquire LIES OF CONVENIENCE. 103 concerning her. She was even coming on to the house, as she saw no reason why she should not ; and I, for a moment, was at a loss how to keep her away, when I luckily recollected her great dread of infection, and told her that, as the typhus fever was in the village, I feared it was only too possible that my poor aunt had caught it!" " Capital!" cried the aunt and Byrome. "Really, Lydia, that was even outdoing your- self," cried her eldest sister. "Poor Carthew f I should not wonder, if she came at all near the house, that she went home, and took to her bed from alarm !" Even Byrome was shocked at this unfeeling speech ) and could not help observing, that it would be hard indeed if such was the result, to a good old friend, of an aifectionate inquiry. "True," replied Lydia, "and I hope and trust she will not really suffer; but, though vefy good, she is very troublesome ; and could we but keep up the 'hum' for a day or two, it would be such a comfort to us ! as she comes very often, aud now cannot endure cards, or any music but hymn- singing." " Then I am glad she was not admitted," said Byrome, who saw with pain, by Sandford's fold- ed arms and grave countenance, that a change in his feelings towards Lydia had taken place. Nor was he deceived : Sandford was indeed gazing intently, but not, as before, with almost overpow- ering admiration, on the consciously blushing ob- ject of it. No : he was likening her, as he gazed, to the beautiful apples that are said to grow on 104 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. the shores of the Dead Sea, which tempt the traveller to pluck and eat, but are filled only with dust and bitter ashes. " But we are losing time/' said Lydia : u let us begin our French game V Sandford coldly bowed assent ; but he knew not what she said : he was so inattentive, that he had to forfeit continually: he spoke not; he smiled not, except with a sort of sarcastic expression ; and Lydia felt conscious that she had lost him, though she knew not why; for her moral sense was too dull for her to conceive the effect which her falsehood and want of feeling towards an old and pious friend had produced on him. This consciousness was a painful one, as Sandford was handsome, sensible, and rich ; therefore he was what match-seeking girls (odious vulgarity !) call a good catch. Besides, Byrome had told her that she might depend on making a con- quest of his relation, Henry Sandford. The evening, therefore, w r hich began so brightly, ended in pain and mortification, both to Sandford and Lydia. The former was impatient to depart as soon as supper was over, and the latter, piqued, disappointed, and almost dejected, did not join her sisters in soliciting him to stay. " Well," said Byrome, as soon as they left the house, " how do you like the beautiful and accom- plished Lydia ?" " She is beautiful and accom- plished, but that is all." " Nay, I am sure you seemed to admire her exceedingly, till just now, and paid her more animated attention than I ever saw you pay any woman before." "True; but I soon found that she was as hollow-hearted as LIES OF CONVENIENCE. 105 she is fair." " ! I suppose you mean the de- ception which she practiced on the old lady. Well : where was the great harm of that ? She only told a white lie; and nobody, that is not a puritan , scruples to do that, you know." " I am no puritan, as you term it ; yet I scruple to do it ; but if I were to be betrayed into such meanness, (and no one perhaps can be always on his guard,) I should blush to have it known ; but this girl seemed to glory in her shame, and to be proud of the disgraceful readiness with which she uttered her falsehood." " I must own that I was surprised she did not express some regret at being forced to do what she did, in order to pre- vent our pleasure from being spoiled." " Why should she ? Like yourself, she saw no harm in a white lie ; but, mark me, Byroroe, the woman whom I marry shall not think there is such a thing as a ivhite lie : she shall think all lies blade; because the intention of all lies is to deceive; and, from the highest authority, we are forbidden to deceive one another. I assure you, that if I were married to Lydia, I should distrust her ex- pressions of love toward me : I should suspect that she married my fortune, not me ; and that, when- ever strong temptation offered, she would deceive me as readily as, for a very slight one indeed, she deceived that kind friend who came on an errand of love, and was sent awa} 7 alarmed and anxious, by this young hypocrite's unblushing falsehood ! Trust me, Byrome, that my wife shall be a strict moralist." " What ! a moral philosopher ?" " No : a far better thing. She shall be an humble, rely* 106 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. ing Christian : thence she will be capable of speaking the truth, even to her own condemna- tion ; and, on all occasions, her fear of man will be wholly subservient to her fear of her Creator/' "And, pray, how can you ever be able to assure yourself that any girl is this paragon V u Surely, if what we* call chance could so easily exhibit to me Lydia, in all the ugliness of her falsehood, it may equally, one day or other, dis- close to me some other girl in all the beauty of her truth. Till then, I hope, I shall have reso- lution enough to remain a bachelor/' "Then," replied Byrome, shaking his head, "I must bid you good night, an old bachelor in prospect and in perpetuity !" And as he returned his fare- well, Sandford sighed to think that his prophecy was only too likely to be fulfilled ; since his ob- servation had convinced him that a strict adher- ence to truth, on little as well as on great occa- sions, is, though one of the most important, the rarest of all virtues. CHAPTER VII. ON LIES OF INTEREST. These lies are very various, and are more ex- cusable, and less offensive, than many others. The pale, ragged beggar, who, to add to the effect of his or her ill looks, tells of the large family which does not exist, has a strong motive to deceive in the penury which does ; and one LIES OF INTEREST. 107 cannot consider as a very abandoned liar, the tradesman who tells you he cannot afford to come down to the price which you offer, because he gave almost as much for the goods himself. It is not from persons like these that we meet with the most disgusting marks of interested falsehood. It is when habitual and petty lying profanes the lips of those whom independence preserves from any strong temptation to violate truth, and whom religion and education might have taught to value it. The following story will illustrate the Lies of Interest. THE SCREEN; OR, "NOT AT HOME." The widow of Governor Atherling returned from the East Indies, old, rich, and childless; and as she had none but very distant relations, her affections naturally turned toward the earli- est friends of her youth; one of whom she found still living, and residing in a large country town. She therefore hired a house and grounds adja- cent, in a village very near to that lady's abode, and became not only her frequent but welcome guest. This old friend was a widow in narrow circumstances, with four daughters slenderly pro- vided for; and she justly concluded that, if she and her family could endear themselves to their opulent guest, they should in all probability in- herit some of her property. In the meanwhile, as she never visited them without Hiisgif]& with 108 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. her, in great abundance, whatever was wanted for the table, and might therefore be sai$ to con- tribute to their maintenance, without seeming to intend to do so, they took incessant pains to con- ciliate her more and more every day, by flatteries which she did not see through, and attentions which she deeply felt. Still, the Livingstones were not in spirit united to their amiable guest. The sorrows of her heart had led her, by slow degrees, to seek refuge in a religious course of life ; and, spite of her proneness to self-deception, she could not conceal from herself that, on this most important subject, the Livingstones had never thought seriously, and were, as yet, entirely women of the world. But still her heart longed to be attached to something; and as her starved affections craved some daily food, she suffered herself to love this plausible, amusing, agreeable, and seemingly affectionate family; and she every day lived in hope that, by her precepts and ex- ample, she should ultimately tear them from that " world they loved too well/' Sweet and precious to their own souls are the illusions of the good ; and the deceived East-Indian was happy, because she did not understand the true nature of the Livingstones. On the contrary, so fascinated was she by what she fancied they were, or might become, that she took very little notice of a shamefaced, awkward, retiring, silent girl, the only child of the dearest friend that her childhood and her youth had known, and who had been purposely introduced to her only as Fanny Barnwell. For the Liv- LIES OP INTEREST. 109 ingstones were too selfish, and too prudent, to let their rich friend know that this poor girl was the orphan of Fanny Beaumont. Withholding, there- fore, the most important part of the truth, they only informed her that Fanny Barnwell was an orphan, who was glad to live amongst her friends, that she might make her small income sufficient for her wants ; taking care not to add that she was mistaken in supposing that Fanny Beaumont, whose long silence and subsequent death she had bitter- ly deplored, had died childless : for that she had married a second husband, by whom she had the poor orphan in question , and had lived many years in sorrow and obscurity, the result of this imprudent marriage ; resolving, however, in order to avoid accidents, that Fanny's visit should not be of long duration. In the meanwhile, they confided in the security afforded them by what may be called their passive lie of interest. But, in order to make " assurance doubly sure." they had also recourse to the active lie of interest; and, in order to frighten Fanny from ever daring to inform their visitor that she was the child of Fanny Beaumont, they assured her that that lady was so enraged against her poor mother, for hav- ing married her unworthy father, that no one dared to mention her name to her; because it never failed to draw from her the most violent abuse of her once dearest friend. u And you know. Fanny." they took care to add, '-that you could not bear to hear your poor mother abused. " " No : that I could not, indeed." was the weep- ing girl's answer; the Livingstones therefore felt 110 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. safe and satisfied. However, it still might not be amiss to make the old lady dislike Fanny, if they could; and they contrived to render the poor girl's virtue the means of doing her injury. Fanny's mother could not bequeathe much mo- ney to her child ; but she had endeavored to en- rich her with principles and piety. Above all, she had impressed her with the strictest regard for truth; and the Livingstones artfully contrived to make her integrity the means of displeasing their East-Indian friend. This good old lady's chief failing was believing implicitly whatever was said in her commendation : not that she loved flattery, but that she liked to believe she had conciliated good-will ; and being sincere herself, she never thought of distrusting the sincerity of others. Nor was she at all vain of her once fine person, and finer face, or improperly fond of dress. Still, from an almost pitiable degree of bonhommie, she allowed the Livingstones to dress her as they liked ; and, as they chose to make her wear fash- ionable and young-looking attire, in which they declared she looked " so handsome ! and so well !" she believed they were the best judges of what was proper for her, and always replied, " Well, dear friends, it is entirely a matter of indifference tome; so dress me as you please;" while the Livingstones, not believing that it was a matter of indifference, used to laugh, as soon as she was gone, at her obvious credulity. But this ungenerous and treacherous conduct excited such strong indignation in the usually LIES OF INTEREST. Ill gentle Fanny, that she could not help expressing her sentiments concerning it; and by that means made them the more eager to betray her into offending their unsuspicious friend. They there- fore asked Fanny, in her presence, one day, whether their dear guest did not drese ^qst he- comingly f The poor girl made sundry sheepish and awk- ward contortions, now looking down, and then looking up— unable to lie, yet afraid to tell the truth. " Why do you not reply, Fanny ¥' said the artful questioner. " Is she not well dressed ?" " Not in my opinion, " faltered out the distressed girl. "And, pray, Miss Barnwell," said the old lady, u what part of my dress do you disapprove ?" After a pause, Fanny took courage to reply, "All of it, madam." u Why ? do you think it too young for me?" u I do." "A plain-spoken young person, that !" she observed, in a tone of pique \ while the Livingstones exclaimed, " Impertinent ! ridiculous I" and Fanny was glad to leave the room, feeling excessive pain at having been forced to wound the feelings of one whom she wished to be permitted to love, because she had once been her mother's dearest friend. After this scene, the Livingstones, partly from the love of mischief, and partly from the love of fun, used to put simi- lar questions to Fanny, in the old lady's pres- ence, till, at last, displeased and indignant at her bluntness and ill-breeding, she scarcely noticed or spoke to her. In the meanwhile, Cecilia Liv- ingstone became an object of increasing interest to her; for she had a lover to whom she was 112 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. greatly attached, but who would not be in a situ- ation to marry for many years. This young man was frequently at the house, and was as polite and attentive to the old lady, when she was present, as the rest of the family ; but, like them, he was ever ready to indulge in a laugh at her credulous simplicity, and especi- ally at her continually expressing her belief, as well as her hopes, that they were all beginning to think less of the present world, and more of the next; and as Alfred Lawrie, (Cecilia's lover,) as well as the Livingstones, possessed no inconsider- able powers of mimicry, they exercised them with great effect on the manner and tones of her whom they called the over-dressed saint, unrestrained, alas ! by the consciousness that she was their pre- sent, and would, as they expected, be their future benefactress. That confiding and unsuspecting being was, meanwhile, considering, that though her health was injured by a long residence in a warm cli- mate, she might still live many years ) and that, as Cecilia might not therefore possess the fortune which she had bequeathed to her till " youth and genial years were flown/' it would be better to give it to her during her lifetime. "I will do so/' she said to herself, (tears rushing into her eyes as she thought of the happiness which she was going to impart,) "and then the young peo- ple can marry directly!" She took this resolution one day when the Liv- ingstones believed that she had left her home on a visit. Consequently, having no expectation of LIES OF INTEREST. 113 seeing her for some time, they had taken advan- tage of her long vainly expected absence to make some engagements which they knew she would have excessively disapproved. But, though as yet they knew it not, the old lady had been forced to put off her visit; a circumstance which she did not at all regret, as it enabled her to go sooner on her benevolent errand. The engagement of the Livingstones for that day was a rehearsal of a private play at their house, which they were afterward, and during their saintly friend's absence, to perform at the house of a friend; and a large room, called the library, in which there was a wide, commodious screen, was selected as the scene of action. Fanny Barnwell, who disliked private and other theatricals as much as their old friend herself, was to have no part in the performance ; but, as they were disappointed of their prompter that evening, she was, though with great difficulty, persuaded to perform the office, for that night only. It was to be a dress rehearsal • and the parties were in the midst of adorning themselves, when, to their great consternation, they saw their sup- posed distant friend coming up the street, and evidently intending them a visit. What was to be done ? To admit her was impossible. They therefore called up a new servant, who only came to them the day before, and who did not know the worldly consequence of their unwelcome guest; and Cecilia said to her, "You see that old lady yonder : when she knocks, be sure you say 114 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. that ice are not at home ; and you had better add, that we shall not be home till bed-time:" thus adding the lie of convenience to other decep- tions. Accordingly, when she knocked at the door, the girl spoke as she was desired to do, or rather she improved upon it ; for she said that " her ladies had been out all day, and would not return till two o'clock in the morning." u In- deed ! that is unfortunate," said their disap- pointed visitor, stopping to deliberate whether she should not leave a note of agreeable surprise for Cecilia; but the girl, who held the door in her hand, seemed so impatient to get rid of her, that she resolved not to write, and then turned away. The girl was really in haste to return to the kitchen ; for she was gossiping with an old fellow- servant. She therefore neglected to go back to her anxious employers ; but Cecilia ran down the back stairs, to interrogate her, exclaiming, " Well : what did she say ? I hope she did not suspect that we were at home." " No, to be sure not, Miss; how should she? for I said even more than you told me to say;" repeating her addi- tions; being eager to prove her claim to the con- fidence of her new mistress. u But are you sure that she is really gone from the door ?" " To be sure, Miss." u Still, I wish you could go and see ; because we have not seen her pass the win- dow, though we heard the door shut." " Dear me, Miss, how should you ? for I looked out after her, and I saw her go down the street under the windows, and turn — yes, I am sure that I LIES OF INTEREST. 115 saw her turn into a shop. However, I will go and look, if you desire it." She did so ; and certainly saw nothing of the dreaded guest. Therefore, her young ladies finished their prepa- rations, devoid of fear. But the truth was, that the girl, little aware of the importance of this un- welcorned lady, and concluding she could not be vl friend, but merely some troublesome nobody, showed her contempt and her anger at being de- tained so loug, by throwing to the street-door with such violence, that it did not really close; and the old lady, who had ordered her car- riage to come for her at a certain hour, and was determined, on second thoughts, to sit down and wait for it, was able, unheard, to push open the door, and to enter the library uupereeived ; — for the girl lied to those who bade her lie, when she said she saw her walk away. In that room Mrs. x\therling found a sofa; and though she wondered at seeing a larsre screen opened before it, she seated herself on it, and, being fatigued with her walk, soon fell asleep. But her slumber was broken very unpleasantly ; for she heard as she awoke the following dialogue on the entrance of Cecilia and her lover, accom- panied by Fanny. " Well, lam so glad we got rid of Mrs. Atherling so easily!" cried Cecilia. "That new girl seems apt. Some servants deny one so as to show one is at home." u I should like them the better for it," said Fanny. U I hate to see any one ready at telling a falsehood." " Poor little conscientious dear !" said the lover, mimick- ing her; u one would think the dressed-up saint 116 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. had made you as methodistical as herself." " What ! I suppose, Miss Fanny, you would have had us let the old quiz in." " To be sure I would ; and I wonder you could be denied to sc kind a friend. Poor dear Mrs. Atherlin*: ! how hurt she would be if she knew you were at home !" "Poor dear, indeed ! Do not be so affected, Fanny. How should you care for Mrs. Ather- ling, when you know that she dislikes you V u Dislikes me! yes : I fear she does !" "I am sure she does," replied Cecilia; "for you are downright rude to her. Did you not say, only the day before yesterday, when she said, ' There, Miss Barnwell, I hope I have at last gotten a cap which you like' — ( No : I am sorry to say you have not V " " To be sure I did : I could not tell a falsehood, even to please Mrs. Atherling, though she was my own dear mother's dearest friend." " Your mother's friend, Fanny ? I never heard that before !" said the lover. " Did you not know that, Alfred ?" said Cecilia; eagerly adding, " But Mrs. Atherling does not know it/' giving a meaning look, as if to say, " and do not you tell her." "Would she did know it!" said Fanny, mournfully, " for though I dare not tell her so, lest she should abuse my poor mother, as you say she would, Cecilia, because she was so angry at her marriage with my misguided father, still I think she would look kindly on her once dear friend's orphan child, and like me in spite of my honesty." "No, no, silly girl: honesty is usu- ally its own reward. Alfred, what do you think ? Our old friend, who is not very penetrating, said LIES OF INTEREST. 117 one day to her, ' I suppose you think my caps too young for me f and that true young person re- plied, ' Yes, madam, I do/ " "And would do so again, Cecilia ; and it was far more friendly and kind to say so than flatter her on her dress, as you do, and then laugh at it when her back is turned. I hate to hear any one mimicked and laughed at; and more especially my mamma's old friend." "There, there, child! your sentimen- tality makes me sick. But come : let us begin." " Yes," cried Alfred, " let us rehearse a little, be- fore the rest of the party come. I should like to hear Mrs. Atherling's exclamations, if she knew what we were doing. She would say thus." Here he gave a most accurate representation of the poor old lady's voice and manner, and her fancied abuse of private theatricals, while Cecilia cried, "Bravo! bravo!" and Fanny, "Shame! shame !" till the other Livingstones, and the rest of the company, who now entered, drowned her crj- in their loud applauses and louder laughter. The old lady, whom surprise, anger, and wound- ed sensibility had hitherto kept silent and still in her involuntary hiding-place, now rose up, and, mounting on the sofa, looked over the top of the screen, full of reproachful meaning, on the con- scious offenders ! What a moment, to them, of overwhelming surprise and consternation ! The cheeks, flushed with malicious triumph and satirical pleasure, became covered with a deeper blush of detected treachery, or pale with fear of its consequences ; and the eyes, so lately beaming with ungenerous, 118 ILLUSTRATIONS OJF LYING. injurious satisfaction, were now east, with painful shame, upon the ground, unable to meet the justly indignant glance of her whose kindness they had repaid with such palpable and base in- gratitude ! "An admirable likeness indeed, Al- fred Lawrie," said their undeceived dupe, breaking her perturbed silence, and coming down from her elevation ; " but it will cost you more than you are at present aware of. But who art thou ?" she added, addressing Fanny, (who, though it might have been a moment of triumph to her, felt and looked as if she had been a sharer in the guilt,) " Who art thou, my honorable, kind girl ? And who was your mother?" " Your Fanny Beaumont," replied the quick-feeling orphan, bursting into tears. " Fanny Beaumont's child ! and it was concealed from me !" said she, folding the weeping girl to her heart. " But it was all of a piece ; all treachery and insincerity, from the beginning to the end. However, I am undeceived before it was too late." She then disclosed to the detected family her generous motive for the unexpected visit, and declared her thankfulness for what had taken place, as far as she was herself concerned \ though she could not but deplore, as a Christian, the discovered turpitude of those whom she had fondly loved. " I have now," she continued, " to make amends to one whom I have hitherto not treated kindly ; but I have at length been enabled to discover an undeserved friend, amidst undeserved foes. My dear child," added she, parting Fanny's dark ringlets, and gazing tearfully in her face, " I must LIES OF INTEREST. - 119 have been blind, as well as blinded, not to see your likeness to your dear mother. Will you live with me, Fanny, and be unto rne as a daughter V u 0, most gladly !" was the eager and agitated reply. " You artful creature !" exclaimed Cecilia, pale with rage and mortification, "you knew very well that she was behind the screen/' u I know that she could not know it," replied the old lady; " and you, Miss Livingstone, assert what you do not yourself believe. But come, Fanny, let us go and meet my carriage ; for no doubt your presence here is now as unwelcome as mine." But Fanny lingered, as if reluctant to depart. She could not bear to leave the Livingstones in anger. They had been kind to her, and she would fain have parted with them affectionately; but they all preserved a sullen, indignant silence, and scornfully repelled her advances. " You see that you must not tarry here, my good girl/' observed the old lady, smiling, " so let us depart," They did so ) leaving the Livingstones and the lover, not deploring their fault, but lamenting their de- tection : lamenting also the hour when they added the lies of convenience to their other decep- tions, and had thereby enabled their unsuspecting- dupe to detect those falsehoods, the result of their avaricious fears, which may be justly entitled the lies of interest. 120 ~ ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. CHAPTER VIII. LIES OF FIRST-RATE MALIGNITY. Lies of first-rate malignity come next to be considered; and I think that I am right in asserting that such lies — lies intended wilfully tc destroy the reputation of men and women, tc injure their characters in public or private esti- mation, and for ever cloud over their prospects in life — are less frequent than falsehoods of any other description. Not that malignity is an unfrequent feeling ; not that dislike, or envy, or jealousy, would not gladly vent itself in many a malignant falsehood, or other efforts of the same kind, against the peace and fame of its often innocent and uncon- scious objects; but that the arm of the law, in some measure at least, defends reputations ; and if it should not hav.e been able to deter the slanderer from his purpose, it can at least avenge the slandered. Still, such is the prevailing tendency in society to prey on the reputations of others, especially of those who are at all distinguished, either in public or private life; such the propensity to impute bad motives to good actions ; so com- mon the fiend-like pleasure of finding or imagining blemishes in beings on whom even a motive-judging ivorld in general gazes with respectful admiration, and bestows the sacred tribute of well-earned LIES OF FIRST-RATE MALIGNITY. 121 praise — that I am convinced there are many per- sons, worn both in mind and body by the con- sciousness of being the objects of calumnies and suspicions which they have it not in their power to combat, who steal broken-hearted to their graves, thankful for the summons of death, and hoping to find refuge from the injustice of their fellow-crea- tures in the bosom of their God and Saviour. With the following illustration of the LIE OF first-rate malignity, I shall conclude my ob- servations on this subject. THE ORPHAN. There are persons in the world whom circum- stances have so entirely preserved from intercourse with the base and the malignant, and whose dis- positions are so free from bitterness, that they can scarcely believe in the existence of baseness and malignity. Such persons, when they hear of in- juries committed, and wrongs done, at the instiga- tion of the most trivial and apparently worthless motives, are apt to exclaim, " You have been im- posed upon. No one could be so wicked as to act thus upon such slight grounds \ and you are not relating as a sober observer of human nature and human action, but with the exaggerated view of a dealer in fiction and romance/' Happy, and privileged beyond the ordinary charter of human beings, are those who can thus exclaim ; but the inhabitants of the tropics might, with equal jus- 122 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. tice, refuse to believe in the existence of that thing called snow, as these unbelievers in the moral turpitude in question refuse their credence to anecdotes which disclose it. All they can with propriety assert is, that such instances have not come under their cognizance. Yet, even to these favored few, I would put the following questions : Have you never experienced feelings of selfish- ness, anger, jealousy, or envy, which, though habits of religious and moral restraint taught you easily to subdue them, had yet troubled you long enough to make you fully sensible of their existence and their power ? If so, is it not easy to believe that such feelings, when excited in the minds of those not under religious and moral guidance, may grow to such an unrestrained excess as to lead to actions and lies of terrible malignity ? I cannot but think that even the purest and best of my friends must answer in the affirmative. Still, they have reason to return thanks to their Creator that their lot has been cast amongst such " pleasant places;" and that it is theirs to breathe an atmosphere impregnated only with airs from heaven. My lot, from a peculiar train of circumstances, has been somewhat differently cast \ and when I give the following story to illustrate a lie of first- rate malignity, I do so with the certain know- ledge that its foundation is truth. Constantia Gordon was the only child of a professional man of great eminence, in a provin- cial town. Her mother was taken from her before LIES OP FIRST-RATE MALIGNITY. 123 she had attained the age of womanhood, but not before the wise and pious precepts which she gave her had taken deep root, and had therefore coun- teracted the otherwise pernicious effects of a showy and elaborate education. Constantia's talents were considerable; and as her application was equal to them, she was, at an early age, distinguished in her native place for her learning and accomplishments. Among the most intimate associates of her father, was a gentleman of the name of Overton; a man of some talent, and some acquirement; but, as his pretensions to eminence were not as univer- sally allowed as he thought that they ought to have been, he was extremely tenacious of his own consequence, excessively envious of the slightest successes of others, while any dissent from his dogmas was an offence which his mean soul was incapable of forgiving. It was only too natural that Constantia, as she was the petted, though not spoiled, child of a fond father, and the little sun of the circle in which she moved, was, perhaps, only too forward in giv- ing her opinion on literature, and on some other subjects, which are not usually discussed by women at all, and still less by girls at her time of life; and she had sometimes ventured to disagree in opinion with Oracle Overton — the nickname by which this man was known. But he commonly took refuge in sarcastic observations on the ignorance and presumption of women in general, and of blue- stocking girls in particular, while on his face a grin of conscious superiority contended with the frown of pedantic indignation. 124 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. Hitherto this collision of wits had taken place in Constantia's domestic circle only; but, one day, Overton and the former met at the house of a no- bleman in the neighborhood, and in company with many persons of considerable talent. While they were at table, the master of the house said that it was his birthday, and some one immediately pro- posed that all the guests, who could write verses, should produce one couplet, at least, in honor of the day. But as Overton and Constantiawere the only per- sons present who were known to be so gifted, tbey alone were assailed with earnest entreaties to em- ploy their talents on the occasion. The latter, however, was prevented by timidity from compli- ance ) and she persevered in her refusal, though Overton loudly conjured her to indulge the com- pany with a display of her wonderful genius ; accompanying his words with a sarcastic smile, which she well understood. Overton's muse, there- fore,, since Constantia would not let hers enter into the competition, walked over the course — having been highly applauded for a mediocre stanza of eight doggerel lines. But as Gonstantia's timidity vanished when she found herself alone with the ladies in the drawing-room, who were most of them friends of hers, she at length produced some verses, which not only delighted her affectionate companions, but, when shown to the gentlemen, drew from them more and warmer encomiums than had been bestowed on the frothy tribute of her competitor ; while the writhing and mortified Overton forced himself to say they were very well, LIES OF FIRST-RATE MALIGNITY. 125 very well indeed, for a scribbling miss of sixteen: insinuating at the same time that the pretended extempore was one written by her father at home, and gotten by heart by herself. But the giver of the feast declared that he had forgotten it was his birthday till he sat down to table ; therefore, as every one said, although the verses were writ- ten by a girl of sixteen only, they would have doue honor to a riper age, Overton gained nothing but added mortification from his mean attempt to blight Constantia's well-earned laurels, especially as his ungenerous conduct drew on him severe animadversions from some of the other guests. His fair rival also unwittingly deepened his re- sentment against herself, by venturing in a playful manner, being emboldened by success, to dispute some of his paradoxes; and once she did it so successfully that she got the laugh against Over- ton, in a manner so offensive to his self-love, that he suddenly left the company, vowing revenge in his heart against the being who had thus shone at his expense. However, he continued to visit at her father's house; and was still considered as their most intimate friend. Constantia, meanwhile, increased not only both in beauty and accomplishments, but in qualities of a more precious nature; namely, in a knowledge of her Christian duties. But her charities were performed in secret; and so fearful was she of being deemed righteous overmuch, and considered as an enthusiast, even by her father himself, that the soundness of her religious character was known only to the skeptical Overton, and two or three 126 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. more of her associates, while it was a notorious fact that the usual companions of her father and herself were freethinkers and latitudinarians, both in politics and religion. But if Constantia did not lay open her religious faith to those by whom she was surrounded, she fed its lamp in her own bosom, with never-ceasing watchfulness; and, like the solitary light in a cottage on the dark and lonely moor, it beamed on her hours of solitude and retirement, cheering and warming her amidst surrounding darkness. It was to do yet more for her. It was to sup- port her, not only under the sudden death of a father whom she tenderly loved, but under the unexpected loss of income which his death occa- sioned. On examining his affairs, it w r as discovered that, when his debts were all paid, there would be a bare maintenance only remaining for his afflicted orphan. Constantia's sorrow, though deep, was quiet and gentle as her nature; and she felt, with unspeakable thankfulness, that she owed the tranquillity and resignation of her mind to her religious convictions alone. The interesting orphan had only just returned into the society of her friends, when a Sir Edward Vandeleur, a young baronet of large fortune, came on a visit in the neighborhood. Sir Edward was the darling and pride of a highly gifted mother, and several amiable sisters; and Lady Vandeleur, who was in declining health, had often urged her son to let her have the satis- faction of seeing him married before she was taken away from him. LIES OF FIRST-RATE MALIGNITY. 127 But it was no easy thing for a man like Sir Ed- ward Vandeleur to find a wife suited to him. His feelings were too much under a strong religious restraint to admit of his falling violently in love, as the phrase is; and beauty and accomplishments had no chance of captivating his heart, unless they were accompanied by qualities which fully satisfied his principles and his judgment. It was at this period of his life that Sir Edward Vandeleur was introduced to Constantia G-ordou, at a small conversation party, at the house of a mutual acquaintance. Her beauty, her graceful manners, over which sorrow had cast a new and sobered charm, and her great conversational powers, made her presently an object of interest to Sir Edward; and when he heard her story, that interest was considerably in- creased by pity for her orphan state and altered circumstances. Therefore, though Sir Edward saw Constantia rarely, and never, except at one house, he felt her at every interview growing more on his esteem and admiration ; and he often thought of the re- cluse in her mourning simple attire, and wished himself by her side, when he was the courted, flattered attendant on a reigning belle. Not that he was in love; that is, not that he had imbibed an attachment which his reason could not at once enable him to conquer, if it should ever disapprove its continuance; but his judgment, as well as his taste, told him that Con- stantia was the sort of woman to pass life with. "Seek for a companion in a wife !" had always been his mother's advice. "Seek for a woman 128 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. who has understanding enough to know her du- ties, and piety and principle enough to enable her to fulfil them ; one who can teach her children to follow in her steps, and form them for virtue here, and happiness hereafter!' 7 "Surely," thought Sir Edward, as he recalled this natural advice, "I have found the woman so described in Constantia Gordon !" But he was still too prudent to pay her any marked attention; especially as Lady Vandeleur had recommended caution. At this moment his mother wrote thus : "I do not see any apparent objection to the lady in question. Still, be cautious ! Is there no one at who has known her from her child- hood, and can give you an account of her and her moral and religious principles, which can be relied upon ? Death, that great discoverer of secrets, proved that her father was not a very worthy man ■ still, bad parents have good children, and vice versa ; but, inquire, and be wary." The day after Sir Edward received this letter, he was introduced to Overton at the house of a gentleman in the neighborhood ; and at the most unfortunate period possible for Constantia Gordon. Overton had always pretended to have a sincere regard for the poor orphan, and no one was more loud in regrets for her reduced fortune; but, as he was fond of giving her pain, he used to min- gle with his pity so many severe remarks on her father's thoughtless conduct, that had he not been her father's most familiar friend, she would have forbidden him her presence. One day, having found her alone at her lodg- ings, he accompanied his expressions of affected LIES OF FIRST-RATE MALIGNITY. 129 condolence with a proposal to give her a bank-note now and then, to buy her a new gown ; as he was, he said, afraid that she would not have money sufficient to set off her charms to advantage. To real kindness, however vulgarly worded, Constan- tia's heart was ever open ; but she immediately saw that this offer, prefaced as it was by abuse of her father, was merely the result of malignity and coarseness combined; and her spirit, though habit- ually gentle, was roused to indignant resentment. But who, that has ever experienced the bitter- ness of feeling excited by the cold, spiteful efforts of a malignant temper to irritate a gentle and generous nature, can withhold their sympa- thy and pardon from Constantia on this occasion ? At last, gratified at having made his victim awhile forego her nature, and at being now enabled to represent her as a vixen, he took his leave with hypocritical kinduess, calling her his " naughty, scolding Con;" leaving her to humble herself be- fore that Being whom she feared to have offended by her violence, and to weep over the recollection of an interview which had added, to her other miseries, that of self-reproach. Overton, meanwhile, did not retire unhurt from the combat. The orphan had uttered, in her agony, some truths which he could not forget. She had held up to him a mirror of himself, from which he found it difficult to turn away; while in proportion to his sense of suffering was his resent- ment against its fair cause ; and his desire of re- venge was in proportion to both. It was on this very day that he dined in com- 5 130 ILLUSTRATIONS 02 LYING. pany with Sir Edward Vandeleur, who was scon informed, by the master of the house, that Over- ton had been, from her childhood, the friend and intimate of Constantia Gordon; and the same gentleman informed Overton, in private, that Sir Edward was supposed to entertain thoughts of paying his addresses to Gonstantia. Inexpressible was Overton's consternation at hearing that this girl, whose poverty he had in- sulted, whom he disliked because she had been a thorn to his self-love, and under whose just se- verity he was still smarting, was likely, not only to be removed from his power to torment her, but to be raised above him by a fortunate mar- riage. Great was his triumph, therefore, when Sir Edward, before they parted, requested an inter- view with him the following morning, at his lodg- ings in the town of ; adding, that he wished to ask him some questions concerning their mutual friend, Constantia Gordon. Accordingly, they met; and the following con- versation took place. Sir Edward began by can- didly confessing the high opinion which he had conceived of Constantia, and his earnest wish to have its justice confirmed by the testimony of her oldest and most intimate friend. "Sir Edward," replied the exulting hypocrite, with well-acted re- luctance, "you put an honorable and a kind- hearted man, like myself, into a complete embar- ras" " Sir, what do I hear?" cried Sir Edward, starting from his seat: "Can you feel any embar- rassment when called upon to bear testimony in LIES OF FIRST-RATE MALIGNITY. 131 favor of Constantia Gordon?" "I dare say you cannot think such a thing possible," he replied, with a sneer ; " for men in love are usually blind." "But I am not in love yet," eagerly replied Sir Edward ; " and it very much depends on this con- versation whether I ever am so with the lady in question." "Well then, Sir Edward, however unpalatable, I must speak the truth. I need not tell you that Constantia is beautiful, accomplished, and talented, is, I think, the new word." " No, sir: I already know she is all these; and she ap- pears to me as gentle, virtuous, and pious, as she is beautiful." "I dare say she does; but, as to her gentleness — however, I might provoke her im- properly ; but, I assure you, she flew into such a passion with me yesterday that I thought she would have struck me!" "Is it possible? I really feel a difficulty in believing you!" "No doubt : so let us talk of something else." " No, no, Mr. Overton, I came hither to be informed on a subject deeply interesting to me, and, at whatever risk of disappointment, I will await all you have to say." "I have nothing to say, Sir Edward: you know Con is beautiful and charm- ing; and is not that enough?" "No! it is not enough. Outward graces are not sufficient to captivate and fix me, unless they are accompanied by charms that fade not with time, but blossom to eternity." "Whew!" exclaimed Overton, with well-acted surprise. " I see that you are a Methodist, Sir Edward ; and if so, my friend Con will not suit you." "Does it follow that I am a Methodist, because I require that my wife should 182 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. be a woman of pious and moral habits?" "O! for morals, there, indeed, my friend Con would suit you well enough. Let her morals pass ; but as to her piety, religion will never turn her head." " What do you mean, Mr Overton V " Why, sir, our lovely friend has learned, from the company which she has kept, to think freely on such subjects ; very freely; for women, you know, always go to extremes. Men keep within the rational bounds of Deism; but the female skeptic, weaker in intellect, and incapable of rea- soning, never rests till she loses herself in the mazes and absurdities of Atheism. 7 ' Had Sir Ed- ward Vandeleur seen the fair smooth skin of Con- . stantia suddenly covered with leprosy, he would not have been more shocked than he was at being informed of this utter blight to her mental beauty in his rightly judging eyes; and, starting from his seat, he exclaimed, "Do you really mean to assert that your fair friend is an Atheist ?" "Sir Ed- ward, I am Constantia's friend; and I was her father's friend ; and I am sorry these things have been forced from me ; but I could not deceive an honorable man, who placed confidence also in my honor ; though, as Constantia is the child of an old friend, and poor, it would be, perhaps, a sav- ing to my pocket if she were well married." "Then it is true !" said Sir Edward, clasping his hands in agony; "and this lovely girl is what I hate to name! Yet she looks so right-minded! and I have thought the expression of her dark- blue eye was that of pious resignation !" " Yes, yes: I know that look; and she knows that is her LIES OF FIRST-RATE MALIGNITY. 133 prettiest look. That eye, half turned up, shows her fine, long, dark eyelashes to great advantage I" "Alas !" replied Sir Edward, deeply sighing, "if this be so — ! what are looks ? Good morning. You have distressed, but you have saved me." When Overton, -soon after, saw Sir Edward drive past in his splendid curricle, he exulted that he had prevented Constantia from ever sitting there by his side. Yet he was, as I have said before, one of the few who knew how deeply and sincerely Constan- tia was a believer; for he had himself, in vain, attempted to shake her belief, and thence he had probably a double pleasure in representing her as he did. Sir Edward was engaged that evening to meet Constantia at the accustomed house; and as his attentions to her had been rather marked, and her friends, with the usual dangerous officious- ness on such occasions, had endeavored to con- vince her that she had made a conquest, as the phrase is, of the young baronet, the expectation of meeting him was become a circumstance of no small interest to her; though she was far too humble to be convinced that they were right in their conjectures. But the mind of Constantia was too much un- der the guidance of religious principle to allow her to love any man, however amiable, unless she was sure of being beloved by him. She was too delicate, and had too much self-respect, to be ca- pable of such a weakness ; she therefore escaped that danger of which I have seen the peace of 134 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. some young women become the victim ; namely, that of being talked and flattered .into a hopeless passion by the idle wishes and representations of gossiping acquaintances. And well was it for her peace that she had been thus holily on her guard ; for when Sir Edward Vandeleur, instead of keep- ing his engagement, sent a note to inform her friend that he was not able to wait on her, as he thought of going to London the next day, Con- stantia felt that the idea of his attachment was as unfounded as it had been pleasing, and she re- joiced that the illusion had not been long enough to endanger her tranquillity. Still, she could not but own, in the secret of her heart, that the pros- pect of passing life with a being apparently so suited to herself, was one on which her thoughts had dwelt with involuntary pleasure ; and a tear started to her eyes, at the idea that she might see him no more. But she considered it as the tear of weakness, and though her sleep that night was short, it was tranquil, and she arose the next morning to resume the duties of the day with her accustomed alacrity. In her walks she met Sir Edward, but, happily for her, as he was leaning on Overton's arm, whom she had not seen since she had parted with him in anger, a turn was given to her feelings, by the approach of the lat- ter, which enabled her to conquer at once her emotion at the unexpected sight of the former. Still, the sight of Overton occasioned in her disa- greeable and painful recollections, which gave an unpleasing and equivocal expression to her beau- tiful features, and enabled Overton to observe, LIES OE FIRST-RATE MALIGNITY. 135 " You see, Sir Edward, how her conscience flies in her face at seeing me ! How are you ? How are you ?" said Overton, catching her hand as she passed. " Have you forgiven me yet ? ! you vixen, how you scolded me the other day !" Con- stantia, too much mortified and agitated to speak, and repel the charge, replied by a look of indig- nation ) and, snatching her hand away, she bowed to Sir Edward, and hastened out of sight. " You see," cried Overton, "that she resents still! and how like a fury she looked ! You must be convinced that I told you the truth. Now could you be- lieve, Sir Edward, that pretty Con could have looked in that manner?" " Certainly not; and appearances are indeed deceitful." Still, Sir Ed- ward wished Constantia had given him an oppor- tunity of bidding her farewell ) however, he left his good wishes and respects for her with their mutual friend, and set off that evening to join his mother at Hastings. " But are you sure, Ed- ward," said Lady Yandeleur, when he had related to her all that had passed, " that this Overton is a man to be depended upon ?" " yes ! and he could have no motive for calumniating her, but the contrary, as it would have been a relief to his mind and pocket to get his old friend's daughter well married." "But does she appear to her other friends neglectful of her religious duties, as if she really had no religion at all ?" "So far from it, that she has always been punctual in the outward performance of them; therefore, no one but Overton, the confidential friend and intimate of the family, could suspect or know her real 136 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. opinions : thus she adds, I fear, hypocrisy to skep- ticism. Overton also accuses her of being vio- lent in her temper; and I was unexpectedly enabled to see the truth of this accusation, in a measure, confirmed. Therefore, indeed, dear mo- ther, all I have to do is to forget her, and resume my intention of accompanying you and my sisters to the continent." Accordingly, they set off very soon on a foreign tour. Constantia, after she left Overton and Sir Ed- ward so hastily and suddenly, returned home in no enviable state of mind \ because she felt sure that her manner had been such as to convince the latter that she was the violent creature which Overton had represented her to be ; and though she had calmly resigned all idea of being beloved by Sir Edward Vandeleur, she was not entirely indiffe- rent to his good opinion. Besides, she feared that her quitting him without one word of kind farewell, might appear to him a proof of pique and disappointment ; nor could she be quite sure that somewhat of that feeling did not impel her to has- ten abruptly away ; and it was some time before she could conquer her self-blame and her regret. But, at length, she reflected that there was a want of proper self-government in dwelling at all on recollections of Sir Edward Vandeleur; and she forced herself into society and absorbing oc- cupation. Hitherto Constantia had been contented to re- main in idleness; but as her income was, she found, barely equal to her maintenance, and she was therefore obliged to relinquish nearly all her LIES OF FIRST-RATE MALIGNITY. 137 charities, she resolved to turn her talents to ac- count; and was just about to decide between two plans, which she had thought desirable, when an uncle in India died, and the question was decided in a very welcome -and unexpected manner. Till this gentleman married, her father had such large expectations from him, that he had fancied them a sufficient excuse for his profuse expenditure ; but when his brother, by having children, destroyed his hopes of wealth from that quarter, he had not strength of mind enough to break the expensive habits which he had acquired. To the deserving child, however, was destined the wealth withheld from the undeserving parent. Constantia's un- cle's wife and children died before he did, and she became sole heiress to his large fortune. This event communicated a sensation of gladness to the whole town in which the amiable orphan re- sided. Gonstantia had borne her faculties so meekly, had been so actively benevolent, and was thence so generally beloved, that she was now daily over- powered with thankful and pleasing emotion, at beholding countenances which, at sight of her, were lighted up with affectionate sympathy and Overton was one of the first persons whom she desired to see, on this accession of fortune. Her truly Christian spirit had long made her wish to hold out to him her hand, in token of forgive- ness ; but she wished to do so more especially now, because he could not suspect her of being influenced by any mercenary views. Overton, 138 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. however, meant to call on her, whether she in- vited him or not; as, such was his love and re- spect for wealth, that, though the poor Constantia was full of faults in his eye, the rich Constantia was very likely to appear to him, in time, impec- cable. Pie was at this period Mayor of the place in which he lived ; and, having been knighted for carrying up an address,, he became desirous of using the privilege which, according to Shak- speare's Falconbridge, knighthood gives a man, of making u any Joan a lady." Nor was it long before he entertained serious thoughts of marry- ing. And why not? as he was only fifty; was very young-looking for his age ; was excessively handsome still ; and had now a title in addition to a good fortune. The only difficulty was to make a choice ; for he was very sure that lie must be the choice of any one to whom he offered himself. But where could he find in one woman all the qualities which he required in a wife ? She must have youth and beauty, or he could not love her; good principles, or he could not trust her; and, though he was not religious himself, he had a certain consciousness that the best safeguard for a woman's principles was to be found in piety; therefore, he resolved that his wife should be a religious woman. Temper, patience, and forbear- ance, were also requisites in the woman he mar- ried; and, as the last and best recommendation, she must have a large fortune. Reasonable man ! Youth, beauty, temper, virtue, piety, and riches ! But what woman of his acquaintance possessed all LIES OF FIRST-HATE MALIGNITY. 189 these ? No one, he believed, but that forgiving being whom he had represented as an Atheist — " that vixen Con !" — and while this conviction came over his mind, a blush of shame passed over even his brassy brow. However, it was soon suc- ceeded by one of pleasure, when he thought that, as Constantia was evidently uneasy till she had made it up with him, as the phrase is, it was not unlikely that she had a secret liking to him; and as to her scribbling verses, and pretending to be literary, he would take care that she should not write when she was his wife ; and he really thought he had better propose to her at once, especially as it was a duty in him to make her a lady him- self, since he had prevented another man's doing so. There was perhaps another inducement to marry Constantia. It would give him an oppor- tunity of tormenting her now and then, and mak- ing her smart for former impertinences. Per- haps this motive was nearly as strong as the rest. Be that as it may, Overton had, at length, the presumption to make proposals of marriage to the young and lovely heiress, who, though ignorant of his base conduct to her, and the lie of first- rate malignity with which he had injured her fame and blighted her prospects, had still a dis- like to his manners and character, which it was impossible for any thing to overcome. He was therefore refused, and in a manner so decided, and, spite of herself, so haughty, that Overton's heart renewed all its malignity toward her ] and his manner became so rude and offensive, that she was constrained to refuse him admittance, and go 140 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. on a visit to a friend at some distance, intending not to return till the house which she had pur- chased in a village near to was ready for her. But she had not been absent many months when she received a letter one evening, to inform her that her dearest friend at was supposed to be in the greatest dauger, and she was requested to set off directly. To disobey this summons was impossible ; and, as the mail passed the house where she was, and she was certain of getting on faster that way than any other, she resolved, ac- companied by her servant, to go by mail, if possi- ble ; and, happily, there were two places vacant. It was night when Constantia and her maid en- tered the coach, in which two gentlemen were already seated ; and, to the consternation of Con- stantia, she soon saw, as they passed near a lamp, that her vis-a-vis was Overton ! He recognized her at the same moment; and instantly began, in the French language, to express his joy at meet- ing, her, and to profess the faithfulness of his fervent affection. In vain did she try to force conversation with the other passenger, who seemed willing to talk, and who, though evidently not a gentleman, was much preferable, in her opinion, to the new Sir Richard. He would not allow her to attend to any conversation but his own ) and, as it was with difficulty that she could keep her hand from his rude grasp, she tried to change seats with her maid ; but Overton forcibly withheld her; and she thought it was better to endure the evil patiently, than violently resist it. When the mail stopped j that the LIES OE FIRST-RATE MALIGNITY. 141 passengers might sup, Constantia hoped Overton would, at least, leave her for a time ) but, though the other passengers got out, he kept his seat ; and was so persevering, and was so much more disa- greeable when the restraint imposed on him by the presence of others was removed, that she was glad when the coach was again full and the mail drove off. Overton, however, became so increasingly offen- sive to her, that at length she assured him, in language the most solemn and decided, that no- thing should ever induce her to be his wife; and that, were she penniless, service would be more desirable to her than union with him. This roused his anger even to frenzy ; and, still speaking French, a language which he was sure the illiterate man in the corner could not under- stand, he told her that she refused him only be- cause she loved Sir Edward Vandeleur; " but," said he, " you have no chance of obtaining him. 1 have taken care to prevent that. I gave hi in such a character of you as frightened him away from you, and ?; " Base -minded man!" cried Constantia; " what did you, what could you say against my character f" " I I said nothing against your morals. I only told him you were an Atheist, and a vixen, that is all; and you know you are the latter, though not the former; but are more like a Methodist than an Atheist V "And you told him these horrible falsehoods ! And if you had not, would he have Did he then But I know not what I say; and I. urn miserable ! Cruel, wicked man ! how could 112 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. you thus dare to injure and misrepresent an un- protected orphan ! and the child of your friend ! and to calumniate me to him too ! to Sir Edward Vandeleur ! ! it was cruel indeed V " What ! then you wished to please him, did you ? Answer me ! ,; he vociferated, seizing both her hands in his: " are you attached to Sir Edward Vande- leur?" But before Constantia could answer no, and while, faintly screaming with apprehension and pain, she vainly tried to free herself from Overton's nervous grasp, a powerful hand res- cued her from the ruffian gripe. Then, while the dawn shone brightly upon her face, Constantia and Overton at the same moment recognized, in her rescuer, Sir Edward Vandeleur himself! He was just returned from France, and was on his way to the neighborhood of \ being now, as he believed, able to see Constantia with entire indifference; when, as one of his horses became ill, he resolved to take that place in the mail which the other passenger had quitted for the box; and had thus the pleasure of hearing ail suspicions, all imputations against the character of Constantia cleared ^off and removed at once, and for ever ! Constantia' s joy was little infe- rior to his own ; but it was soon lost in terror at the probable result of the angry emotions of Sir Edward and Overton. Her fear, however, vanished when the former assured the latter that the man who could injure an innocent woman, by a lie of first-rate malignity, was beneath even the resentment of an honorable man. LIES OF SECOND-RATE MALIGNITY. 143 I shall only add, that Overton left the mail at the next stage, baffled, disgraced, and misera- ble; that Coustantia found her friend recover- ing; and that the next time she travelled along that road, it was as the bride of Sir Edward Yandeleur. CHAPTER IX. LIES . OF SECOND-RATE MALIGNITY. I have observed in the foregoing chapter that lies or first-rate malignity are not frequent, because the arm of the law defends reputations ; " but against lies of second-rate malignity the law holds out no protection ) nor is there a tribunal of sufficient power either to deter any one from uttering them, or to punish the utterer. The lies in question spring from the spirit of detraction — a spirit more widely diffused in society than any other ; and it gives birth to satire, ridicule, mim- icry, quizzing, and lies of second-rate malignity, as certainly as a wet season brings snails. I shall now explain what I consider as lies of second-rate malignity : namely, tempting per- sons, by dint of flattery, to do what they are inca- pable of doing well, from the mean, malicious wish of leading them to expose themselves, in order that their tempter may enjoy a hearty laugh at their expense : persuading a man to drink more than his head can bear, by assurances that 144 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. the wine is not strong, and that he has Dot drunk as much as he thinks he has, in order to make him intoxicated, and that his persuaders may enjoy the cruel delight of witnessing his drunken silliness, his vainglorious boastings, and those physical contortions, or mental weaknesses, which intoxication is always sure to produce : compli- menting either man or woman on qualities which they do not possess, in hopes of imposing on their credulity : praising a lady's work, or dress, to her face, and then, as soon as she is no longer present, not only abusing both her work and her dress, but laughing at her weakness in believing the praise sincere : lavishing encomiums on a man's abilities and learning in his presence, and then, as soon as he is out of hearing, expressing con- tempt for his credulous belief in the sincerity of the praises bestowed, and wonder that he should be so blind and conceited as not to know that he was in learning only a smatterer, and in under- standing just not a fool : — all these are lies of second-rate malignity, which cannot be exceeded in base and jpetty treachery. The following story will, I trust, explain fully what, in the common intercourse of society, I con- sider as LIES OF SECOND-RATE MALIGNITY. THE OLD GENTLEMAN AND THE YOUNG ONE. Nothing shows the force of habit more than the tenaciousness with which those adhere to LIES OF SECOND-RATE MALIGNITY. 145 economical usages, who, by their own industry and unexpected good fortune, have become rich in the decline of life. A gentleman, whom I shall call Dr. Albany, had, early in life, taken his degree at Cambridge, as a doctor of physic, and had settled in London as a physician ; but had worn away the best part of his existence in vain expectation of practice, when an old bachelor, a college friend whom he had greatly served, died, and left him the whole of his large fortune. Dr. Albany had indeed deserved this bequest; for he had rendered his friend the greatest of all services : he had rescued him, by his friendly advice and enlightened arguments, from skepticism apparently the most hopeless; and, both by pre- cept and example, had allured him along the way that leads to salvation. But as wealth came to Dr. Albany too late in life for him to think of marrying, and as he had no relations who needed all his fortune, he resolved to leave the greatest part of it to those friends who wanted it the most. Hitherto he had scarcely ever left London, as he had thought it right to wait at home to receive business, even though business never came ; but now he was resolved to renew the neglected ac- quaintances of his youth ; and knowing that some of his early friends lived near Cheltenham, Leam- ington, and Malvern, he resolved to visit those watering-places, in hopes of meeting there some of these well-remembered faces. Most men, under his circumstances, would have 146 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. ordered a handsome carriage, and entered Chel- tenham in style; but, as I before observed, habits n economy adhere so closely to persons thus situ- ated, that Dr. Albany could not prevail on him- self to travel in a manner more in apparent ac- cordance with the acquisition of such a fortune. He therefore went by a cheap day-coach ; nor did he take a servant with him. But, though still denying indulgences to himself, the first wish of his heart was to be generous to others; and, surely, that economy which is unaccompanied by avarice, may, even in the midst of wealth, be de- nominated a virtue. While dinner was serving up, when they stopped on the road, Albany walked up a hill near the inn, and was joined there by a passenger from another coach. During their walk he observed a very pretty house on a rising ground in the distance, and asked his companion who lived there. The latter replied that it was the residence of a clergy- man' of the name of Musgrave. " Musgrave l" he eagerly replied, " what Musgrave ? Is his name Augustus ?" "Yes." " Is he married V 9 '• Yes." " Has he a family V 9 " yes, a large one — six daughters and one son; and he has found it a hard task to bring them up, as he wished to make them accomplished. The son is now going to college." "Are they an amiable family?" " Very : the girls sing and play well, and draw well." "And what is the son to be ?" "A clergyman." "Has he any chance of a living ?" " Not that I know of; but he must be something; and a legacy which the father has LIES OF SECOND-RATE MALIGNITY. 147 just had, of a few hundred pounds, will enable him to pay college expenses, till his son gets or- dained and can take curacies." " Is Musgrave," said Albany, after a pause, "a likely man to give a cordial welcome to an old friend, whom he has not seen for many years ?" " yes : he is very hospitable ; and there he is now, going into his own gate." "Then I will not go on," said Al- bany, hastening to the stables. " There, coach- man," cried he, " take your money, and give me my little portmanteau." Augustus Musgrave had been a favorite college friend of Dr. Albany's, and he had many associa- tions with his name and image, which were dear to his heart. The objects of them were gone for ever; but, thus recalled, they came over his mind like strains of long-forgotten music, which he had loved and carolled in youth : throwing so strong a feeling of tenderness over the recollection of Musgrave, that he felt an irresistible desire to see him again, and greet his wife and children in the language of glowing good- will. But, when he was introduced into his friend's presence, he had the mortification of finding that he was not recognized, and was obliged to tell his name. The name, however, seemed to electrify Mus- grave with affectionate gladness. He shook his old friend heartily by the hand, presented him to his wife and daughters, and for some minutes moved and spoke with the brightness and alacrity of early youth. 148 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. But the animation was momentary. The cares of a family, and the difficulty of keeping up the appearance of a gentleman with an income not sufficient for his means, had preyed on Musgrave's spirits ; especially as he knew himself to be in- volved in debt. He had also other cares. The weakness of his nature, which he dignified by the name of tenderness of heart, had made him allow his wife and children to tyrannize over him ; and his sou, who was a universal quizzer, did not permit even his father to escape from his imper- tinent ridicule. But then Musgrave was assured, by his own family, that his son Marmaduke was a wit; and that, when he was once in orders, his talents would introduce him into the first circles, and lead to ultimate promotion in his profession. I have before said that Dr. Albany did not travel like a gentleman; nor were his every-day clothes at all indicative of a well -filled purse. Therefore, though he was a physician, and a man of pleasing manners, Musgrave's fine lad} r -wife, and her tonnish daughters, could have readily ex- cused him, if Ire had not persuaded their unex- pected guest to stay a week with them ; and with a frowning brow they saw the portmanteau, which the strange person had brought himself, carried into the best chamber. But ! the astonishment and the comical gri- maces with which Marmaduke Musgrave, on his coming in from fishing, beheld the new guest ! Welcome smiled on one side of his face, but scorn sneered on the other: and when Albany retired to dress, he declared that the only thing which LIES OF SECOND-RATE MALIGNITY 149 consoled him for finding such a person forced on them, was the consciousness that he could extract great fun out of the old quiz, and serve him up for the entertainment of himself and friends. To this amiable exhibition the mother and daughters looked forward with great satisfaction ; while his father, having vainly talked of the dues of hospitality, gave in, knowing that it was in vain to contend : comforting himself with the hope that, while Marmaduke was quizzing his guest, he must necessarily leave him alone. In the meanwhile, how different were the cogi- tations and the plans of the benevolent Albany ! He had a long tete-a-tete walk with Musgrave, which had convinced him that his old friend was not happy, owing, he suspected, to his narrow in- come and expensive family. Then his son was goino* to college — a dangerous and ruinous place ; and, while the good old man was dressing for dinner, he had laid plans of action which made him feel more deeply thankful than ever for the wealth so unexpectedly bestowed on him. Of this wealth he had, as yet, said nothing to Musgrave. He was not purse-proud; and when he heard his friend complain of his poverty, he shrank from saying how rich he himself was. He had therefore siroply said that be was enabled to retire from business; and when Musgrave saw his friend's independent, economical habits, as evinced by his mode of travelling, he concluded that he had only gained a small independence, sufficient for his slender wants. To those to whom amusement is every thing, ^s r 9 T^ 150 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. and who can enjoy fun even when it is procured at the sacrifice of every benevolent feeling, that evening at the rectory, when the family party was increased by the arrival of some of the neighbors, would have been an exquisite treat ; for Marma- duke played" off the unsuspicious old man to ad- miration : mimicked him even to his face, unper- ceived by him; and having found out that Albany had not only a passion for music, but unfortunately fancied that he could sing himself, he urged his guest, by his flatteries — lies of second-rate ma- lignity — to sing song after song, in order to make him expose himself for the entertainment of the company, and give him an opportunity of perfecting his mimicry. Blind, infatuated, contemptible boy ! short- sighted trifler on the path of the world ! Mar- maduke Musgrave saw not that the very persons who seemed to idolize his pernicious talents, must, unless they were lost to all sense of moral feeling, despise and distrust the youth who could play on the weakness of an unoffending, artless old man, and violate the rites of hospitality to his father's friend. But Marmaduke had no heart, and but little mind; for mimicry is the lowest of- the talents; and to be even a successful quizzer requires no talent at all. But his father had once a heart, though cares and pecuniary embarrassments had choked it up, and substituted selfishness for sensi- bility : the sight of his early companion had called some of the latter quality into action; and he seri- ously expostulated with his son on his daring to >V: LIES OF SECONmSBPE MALIGNITY. 15l turn so respectable f{ man i^j^jiAiepi^,' ."But Marmaduke answeredmim by msolent disregard; and when he also saicl,4\If your friend be so silly as to sine:, that is, do whlti hoft&nnot do, am I not justified in laughing at him:'/' Musgrave assented to the proposition. He might, however, have re- plied, "But you are not justified in lying, in order to urge him on, nor in saying to him, ' You can sing/ when you know he cannot. If he be weak, it is not necessary that you should be treacherous." But Musgrave always came off halting from a com- bat with his undutiful son : he therefore sighed, ceased, and turned away. On one point Marma- duke was right : when vanity prompts us to do what we cannot do well, while conceit leads us to fancy that our efforts are successful, we are per- haps fit objects for ridicule : a consideration which holds up to, us this important lesson, namely, that our own weakness alone can, for any length of time, make us victims of the satire and malignity of others. When Albany's visit to Musgrave was drawing near to its conclusion, he was very desi- rous of being asked to prolong it, as he had become attached to his friend's children, from living with them, and witnessing their various accomplish- ments, and was completely the dupe of Marma- duke' s treacherous compliments. He was there- fore glad when he, as well as the Musgraves, was invited to dine at a house in the neighborhood, on the very day intended for his departure. This circumstance led them all, with one accord, to say that he must remain at least a day longer, while- Mar maduke exclaimed, " Go you shall not ! Our 152 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. friends would bo so disappointed if they and their company did not hear you sing and act that sweet song about Ghloe ! And all the pleasure of the evening would be destroyed to me ; dear sir, if you were not there I" This was more than enough to make Albany put off his departure ; and he accompanied the Musgraves to the dinner-party. They dined at an early hour; so early that it was yet daylight when, tea being over, the intended amusements of the afternoon began, of which the most promi- nent was to be the vocal powers of the mistaken Albany, who, without much pressing, after sundry flatteries from Marmaduke, cleared his throat, and began to sing and act the song of " Chloe." At first he was hoarse, and stopped to apologize for want of voice. " Nonsense I" cried Marmaduke: "you were never in better voice in your life! Pray go on : you are only nervous !" while the side of his face not next to Albany was distorted with laughter and ridicule. Albany, believing him, continued his song; and Marmaduke, sit- ting a little behind him, took off the distorted expression of his countenance and mimicked his odd action. But, at this moment, the broadest splendor of the setting sun threw its beams into a large pier-glass opposite, with such brightness that Albany's eyes were suddenly attracted to it, and thence to his treacherous neighbor, whom he detected in the act of mimicking him in mouth, attitude, and expression ; while behind him he saw some of the company laughing with a degree of violence which was all but audible ! LIES OF SECOND-RATE MALIGNITY. 153 Albany paused in speechless consternation ■ and when Marrnaduke asked why " he did not go on, as every one was delighted/' the susceptible old man hid his face in his hands, shocked, mortified, and miserable, but taught and enlightened. Mar- maduke, however, nothing doubting, presumed to clap him on the back, again urging him to pro- ceed ; but the indignant Albany, turning sud- denly round, and throwing off his arm with angry vehemence, exclaimed, in the touching tone of wounded feeling, " ! thou serpent, that I would have cherished in my bosom, was it for thee to sting me thus ? But I was an old fool ! and the lesson, though a painful one, will, I trust, be salu- tary." " What is all this ? what do you mean V faltered out Marrnaduke; but the rest of the party had not courage enough to speak ; and many of them rejoiced in the detection of base- ness which, though it amused their depraved taste, was very offensive to their moral sense.. " What does it mean V 9 cried Albany. " I appeal to all present, whether they do not understand my meaning, and whether my resentment be not just!" "I hope, my dear friend, that you ac- quit me" said the distressed father. " Of all/' he replied, " except of the fault of not having taught your son better morals and manners. Young man !" he continued, " the next time you exhibit any one as your butt, take care that you do not sit opposite a pier-glass. And now, sir/' addressing himself to the master of the house, "let me request to have a postchaise sent for tc the nearest town directly." u Surely you will 154 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. not leave us, and in anger/' cried all the Mus- graves, Marmaduke excepted. " I hope I do not go in anger, but I cannot stay/' cried he, " be- cause I have lost my confidence in you." The gentleman of the house, who thought Albany right in going, and wished to make him all the amends he could for having allowed Marmaduke to turn him into ridicule, interrupted him, to say that his own carriage waited his orders, and would convey him whithersoever he wished. u I thank you, sir, and accept your offer," he replied, " since the sooner I quit this company, in which I have so lamentably exposed myself, the better it will be for you, and for us all." Having said this, he took the agitated Musgrave by the hand ; bowed to his wife and daughters, who hid their confusion under distant and haughty airs; then, stepping opposite to Marmaduke, who felt it difficult to meet the expression of that eye, on which just anger and a sense of injury had bestowed a power hitherto unknown to it, he addressed him thus : " Before we part, I must tell you, young man, that I intended, urged I humbly trust by virtuous considerations, to expend on your maintenance at college a part of that large income which I cannot spend on myself. I had also given orders to my agent to purchase for me the advowson of a living now on sale, intending to give it to you : here is the letter to prove that I speak the truth ) but I need not tell you that I cannot make the fortune which was left me by a pious friend assist a youth to take on himself the sacred profession of a Christian minister, who can utter falsehoods in LIES OF SECOND-RATE MALIGNITY. 155 order to betray a fellow-creature into folly, utterly regardless of that Christian precept, ' Do unto others as ye would that others should do unto you/ " He then took leave of the rest of the company, and drove off, leaving the Musgraves chagrined and ashamed, and bitterly mortified at the loss of the intended patronage to Marmaduke, especially when a gentleman present exclaimed, "No doubt this is the Dr. Albany to whom Clewes, of Trinity, left his large fortune !" Albany, taught by his misadventure in this worldly and treacherous family, went soon after to the abode of another of his college friends, re- siding near Cheltenham. He expected to find this gentleman and his family in unclouded pros- perity ; but they were laboring under unexpected adversity, brought on them by the villany of others : he found them, however, bowed in lowly resignation before the inscrutable decree. On the pious son of these reduced but contented parents, he, in due time, bestowed the living intended for the treacherous Marmaduke. Under their roof he experienced gratitude which he felt to be sin- cere, and affection in which he dared to confide ; and, ultimately, he took up his abode with them, in a residence suited to their early prospects and his riches; for even the artless and unsuspecting- can, without danger, associate and sojourn with those whose thoughts and actions are under the guidance of religious principle, and who live in this world as if they every hour expected to be summoned away to the judgment of a world to come. 156 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. CHAPTEE X. LIES OF BENEVOLENCE. In a former chapter, I commented on those lies which are, at best, of a mixed nature, and are made up of worldly motives, of which fear and selfishness compose the principal part, although the utterer of them considers them as lies of BENEVOLENCE. Lies of real benevolence are, like most other falsehoods, various in their species and degrees ; but as they are, however in fact objectionable, the most amiable and respectable of all lies, and seem so like virtue that they may easily be taken for her children ; and as the illustrations of them which I have been enabled to give, are so much more connected with our tenderest and most solemn feelings than those afforded by other lies, I thought it right that, like the principal figures in a procession, they should bring up the rear. The lies which relations and friends generally think it their duty to tell an unconsciously dying person, are prompted by real benevolence, as are those which medical men deem themselves justi- fied in uttering to a dying patient; though, if the person dying, or the surrounding friends, be strictly religious characters, they must be, on principle, desirous that the whole truth should be told.* * Bichard Pearson, the distinguished author of the Life of William Hey, of Leeds, says, in that interesting LIES OF BENEVOLENCE. 157 Methinks I hear some of my readers exclaim, Cau any one suppose it a duty to run the risk of his regard for the welfare of his fellow-creatures, never permitted him intentionally to deceive his patients by nattering representations of their state of health, by assurances of the existence of no danger, when he con- ceived their situation to be hopeless, or even greatly hazardous." "The duty of a medical attendant," con- tinues he, "in such delicate situations, has been a sub- ject of considerable embarrassment to men of integrity and conscience, who view the uttering of a falsehood as a crime, and the practice of deceit as repugnant to the spirit of Christianity. That a sacrifice of truth may sometimes contribute to the comfort of a patient, and be medicinally beneficial, is not denied ; but that a wilful and deliberate falsehood can, in any case, be justifiable before God, is a maxim not to be lightly admitted. The question may be stated thus : Is it justifiable for a man deliberately to violate a moral precept of the law of God, from a motive of prudence and humanity? If this be affirmed, it must be admitted that it would be no less justifiable to infringe the laws of his country from simi- lar motives ; and, consequently, it would be an act of injustice to punish him for such a transgression. But will it be contended that the Divine, or even the human legislature must be subjected to the control of this sort of casuistry ? If falsehood, under these circumstances, be no crime, then, as no detriment can result from utter- ing it, very little merit can be attached to so light a sacrifice ; whereas, if it were presumed that some guilt were incurred, and that the physician voluntarily ex- posed himself to the danger of future suffering, for the sake of procuring temporary benefit to his patient, he would have a high claim upon the gratitude of those who derived the advantage. But is it quite clear that pure benevolence commonly suggests the deviation from truth, and that neither the low consideration of couclL 158 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. killing friends or relations, by telling the whole truth : that is, informing them that they are iating favor, nor the view of escaping censure and pro- moting his own interest, has any share in prompting him to adopt the measure he defends ? To assist in this inquiry, let a man ask himself whether he carries this caution, and shows this kindness, indiscriminately on all occasions ; being as fearful of giving pain, by ex- citing apprehension in the mind of the poor, as of the rich; of the meanest, as of the most elevated rank. Suppose it can be shown that these humane falsehoods are distributed promiscuously, it may be inquired fur- ther, whether, if such a proceeding were a manifest breach of a municipal law, exposing the delinquent to suffer a very inconvenient and serious punishment, a medical adviser would feel himself obliged to expose his person or his estate to penal consequences, whenever the circumstances of his patient should seem to require the intervention of a falsehood. It may be presumed, with- out any breach of charity, that a demur would fre- quently, perhaps generally, be interposed on the oc-~ casion of such a requisition. But, surely, the laws of the Moral Governor of the universe are not to be esteemed less sacred, and a transgression of them less important in its consequences, than the violation of a civil statute ; nor ought the fear of God to be less powerful in deter- ring men from the committing of a crime, than the fear of a magistrate. Those who contend for the necessity of violating truth, that they may benefit their patients, place themselves between two conflicting rules of mo- rality: their obligation to obey the command of God, and their presumed duty to their neighbor ; or, in other words, they are supposed to be brought by the Divine Providence into this distressing alternative of necessa- rily sinning against God, or injuring their fellow-crea- tures. When a moral and a positive duty stand opposed to each other, the Holy Scriptures have determined that obedience to the former is to be preserved, before com- pliance with the latter." LIES OF BENEVOLENCE. 15S dying ! But if the patients be not really dying, or in danger, no risk is incurred; and if they be near death, which is it of most importance to con- sider — their momentary quiet here, or their in- terests hereafter? Besides, many of those per- sons who would think that, for spiritual reasons merely, a disclosure of the truth was improper, and who declare that, on such occasions, falsehood is virtue, and concealment humanity , would hold a different language, and act differently, were the unconsciously dying person one who was known not to have made a will, and who had considera- ble property to dispose of. Then, consideration for their own temporal interests, or for those of others, would probably make them advise or adopt a contrary proceeding. Yet who that se- riously reflects can, for a moment, put worldly interests in any comparison with those of a spirit- ual nature ? But, perhaps, an undue preference of worldly over spiritual interests might not be the leading motive to tell the truth in the one case, and withhold it in the other. The persons in question would probably be influenced by the conviction, satisfactory to them, but awfully erro- neous in my apprehension, that a death-bed re- pentance, and death-bed supplication, must be wholly unavailing for the soul of the departing : that as the sufferer's work, for himself, is wholly done, and his fate fixed for time and for eternity, it were needless cruelty to let him know his end was approaching; but that as his work for others is not done, if he has not made a testamentary 1G0 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. disposal of his property, it is a duty to urge him to make a will, even at all risk to himself. My own opinion, which I give with great hu- mility, is, that the truth is never to be violated or withheld in order to deceive ; but I know myself to be in such a painful minority on this subject, that I almost doubt the correctness of my own judgment. I am inclined to think that lies of benevolence are more frequently passive than active — are more frequently instanced in withholding and conceal- ing the truth, than in direct spontaneous lying. There is one instance of withholding and conceal- ing the truth from motives of mistaken benevo- lence, which is so common, and so pernicious, that I feel it particularly necessary to hold it up to se- vere reprehension. It is withholding or speaking only half the truth in giving the character of a servant. Many persons, from reluctance to injure the in- terests even of very unworthy servants, never give the whole character unless it be required of them; and then, rather than tell a positive lie, they dis- close the whole truth. But are they not lying, that is, are they not meaning to deceive, when they withhold the truth? When I speak to ladies and gentlemen respect- ing the character of a servant, I of course con- clude that I am speaking to honorable persons. I therefore expect that they should give me a cor- rect character of the domestic in question ; and should I omit to ask whether he or she be honest or LIES OF BENEVOLENCE, 161 sober, I require that information on these points should be given me unreservedly. They must leave me to judge whether I will run the risk of hiring a drunkard, a thief, or a servant otherwise ill-disposed ; but they would be dishonorable if they betrayed me into receiving into rny family, to the risk of my domestic peace, or my property, those who are addicted to dishonest practices, or are otherwise of immoral habits. Besides, what an erroneous and bounded benevolence this con- duct exhibits ! If it be benevolent toward the servant whom I hire, it is malevolent toward me, and unjust also. True Christian kindness is just and impartial in its dealings, and never serves even a friend at the expense of a third person. But the masters and mistresses who thus do what they call a benevolent action, at the sacrifice of truth and integrity, often, no doubt, find their sin visited on their own heads ; for they are not likely to have trustworthy servants. If servants know that, owing to the sinful kin du ess and lax morality of their employers, their faults will not receive their proper punishment — that of disclosure — when they are turned away, one of the most pow- erful motives to behave well is removed; for th^e are not likely to abstain from sin who are sure that they shall sin with impunity. Thus, then, the master or mistress who, in mistaken kindness, conceals the faults of a single servant, leads the rest of the household into the tempta- tion of sinning also ; and what is fancied to be benevolent to one, become^ in its consequences, injurious to many. But let us now see what is 102 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. the probable effect on the servants so screened and befriended? They are instantly exposed, by this withholding of the truth, to the perils of tempta- tion. Nothing, perhaps, can be more beneficial to culprits, of all descriptions, than to be allowed to take the immediate consequences of their offences, provided those consequences stop short of death, that most awful of punishments, because it cuts the offender off from all means of amendment; therefore it were better for the interests of serv- ants, in every point of view, to let them abide by the certainty of not getting a new place, because they cannot have a character from their last : by these means the humane wish to punish in order to save would be gratified, and consequently, if the truth were always told on occasions of this na- ture, the feelings of real benevolence would, in the end, be gratified. But if good characters are given with servants, or incomplete characters \ that is, if their good qualities are mentioned, and their bad withheld, the consequences to the be- ings so mistakenly befriended may be of the most fatal nature; for if ignorant of their besetting sin, the head of the family cannot guard against it, but, unconsciously, may every hour put tempta- tions in their way ; while, on the contrary, had they been made acquainted with that besetting sin, they would have taken care never to have risked its being called into action. But who, it may be asked, would hire servant3, knowing that they had any " besetting sins ?" I trust that there are many who would do this, from the pious and benevolent motive of saving LIES OF BENEVOLENCE. 163 them from further destruction, especially if peni- tence had been satisfactorily manifested. I will now endeavor to illustrate some of my positions by the following story. MISTAKEN KINDNESS. Ann Belson had lived in a respectable mer- chant's family, of the name of Melbourne, for many years, and had acquitted herself to the satis- faction of her employers in the successive capaci- ties of nurse, house-maid, and lady's-maid. But it was at length discovered that she had long been addicted to petty pilfering; and, being embold- ened by past impunity, she purloined some valu- able lace, and was detected; but her kind master and mistress could not prevail on themselves to give up the tender nurse of their children to the just rigor of the law, and as their children them- selves could not bear to have " poor Ann sent to jail," they resolved to punish her in no other manner than by turning her away without a cha- racter, as the common phrase is. But without a character she could not procure another service, and might be thus consigned to misery and ruin. This idea was insupportable I However she might deserve punishment, they shrank from in- flicting it; and they resolved to keep Ann Bel- son themselves, as they could not recommend her conscientiously to any one else. This was a truly 164 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. benevolent action; because, if she continued tc sin, they alone were exposed to suffer from her fault. But they virtuously resolved to put no further temptation in her way, and to guard her against herself, by unremitting vigilance. During the four succeeding years, Ann Bel- son's honesty was so entirely without a stain, that her benevolent friends were convinced that her penitence was sincere, and congratulated them- selves that they had treated her with such lenity. At this period the pressure of the times, and losses in trade, produced a change in the circum- stances of the Melbournes ; and retrenchment be- came necessary. They therefore felt it right to discharge some of their servants, and particularly the lady's-maid. The grateful Ann would not hear of this dis- missal. She insisted on remaining on any terms, and in any situation ; nay, she declared her will- ingness to live with her indulgent friends for no- thing ) but as they were too generous to accept her services at so great a disadvantage to herself, especially as she had poor relations to maintain, they resolved to procure her a situation ; and hav- ing heard of a very advantageous one, for which she was admirably calculated, they insisted on her trying to procure it. " But what shall we do, my dear," said the wife to the husband, u concerning Ann's charac- ter ? Must we tell the whole truth ? As she has been uniformly honest during the last four years, should we not be justified in concealing her fault V " Yes : I think, at least I hope so," replied he. LIES OF BENEVOLENCE. 165 " Still ; as she was dishonest more years than she has now been honest, I really — I — it is a very puzzling question, Charlotte ) and I am but a weak casuist/' A strong Christian might not have felt the point so difficult. But the Mel- bournes had not studied serious things deeply ) and the result of the consultation was, that Aim Belson's past faults should be concealed, if pos- sible. And possible it was. Lady Baryton, the young and noble bride who wished to hire her, was a thoughtless, careless woman of fashion ; and as she learned that Ann could make dresses, and dress hair to admiration, she made few other in- quiries; and Ann was installed in her new place. It was, alas ! the most improper of places, even for a sincere penitent, like Ann Belson ; for it was a place of the most dangerous trust. Jewels, laces, ornaments of all kinds, were not only con- tinually exposed to her eyes, but placed under her special care. Not those alone. When her lady- returned home from a run of good luck at loo, a reticule, containing bank-notes and sovereigns, was emptied into an unlocked drawer ; and Ann was told how fortunate her lady had been. The first time that this heedless woman acted thus, the poor Ann begged she would lock up her money. "Not I: it is too much trouble, and why should I?" " Because, my lady, it is not right to leave money about : it may be stolen. " " Nonsense ! who should steal it? I know you must be hon- est ) the Melbournes gave you such a high cha- racter." Here Ann turned away in agony and 166 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. confusion. " But, my lady, the other servants," she resumed in a faint voice. " Pray, what busi- ness have the other servants at my drawers ? However, do you lock up the drawer, and keep the key/' " No : keep it yourself, my lady/' " What, I go about with keys, like a housekeeper ? Take it, I say I" Then flinging the key down, she went singing out of the room, little thinking to what peril, temporal and spiritual, she was ex- posing a hapless fellow-creature. For some minutes after this new danger had opened upon her, Ann sat leaning on her hands, absorbed in painful meditation, and communing seriously with her own heart; nay, she even prayed for a few moments to be delivered from evil ; but the next minute she was ashamed of her own self-distrust, and tried to resume her business with her usual alacrity. A few evenings afterward, her lady brought her reticule home, and gave it to Ann, filled as before. " I conclude, my lady L you know how much money is in this purse?" U I did know; but I have forgotten." "Then let me tell it." " No, no : nonsense !" she replied, as she left the room : " lock it up, and then it will be safe, you know, as I can trust you." Ann sighed deeply, but repeated within herself, " Yes, yes : I am certainly now to be trusted ;" but, as she said this, she saw two sovereigns on the carpet, which she had dropped out of the reticule in emptying it, and had locked the drawer without perceiving. Ann felt fluttered when she discovered them ; but, taking them up, resolutely felt for the key LIES OF BENEVOLENCE. 167 to add them to the others ; but the image of her recently widowed sister, and her large destitute family, rose before her, and she thought she would not return them, but ask her lady to give them to the poor widow. But then, her lady had already been very bountiful to her, and she would not ask her; however, she would consider the matter, and it seemed as if it was intended she should have the sovereigns ; for they were sepa- rated from the rest, as if for her. Alas ! it would have been safer for her to believe that they were left there as a snare to try her penitence and her faith ; but she took a different view of it : she picked up the gold, then laid it down ; and long and severe was the conflict in her heart between good and evil. We weep over the woes of romance ; we shed well-motived tears over the sorrows of real life ; but where is the fiction, however highly wrought, and where the sorrows, however acute, that can deserve our pity and our sympathy so strongly, as the agony and conflicts of a penitent yet tempted soul ! — of a soul that has turned to virtue, but is forcibly pulled back again to vice, — that knows its own danger, without power to hurry from it ; till, fascinated by the glittering bait, as the bird by the rattlesnake, it yields to its fatal allurements, regardless of consequences ! It was not without many a heartache, many a struggle, that Ann Belson gave way to the temptation, and put the gold in her pocket; and when she had done so, she was told her sister was ill, and had sent to beg she would come to her, late as it was. Accord- 168 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. ingly, when her lady was in bed, she obtained leave to go to her; and while she relieved her sis- ter's wants with the two purloined sovereigns, the poor thing almost fancied that she had done a good action ! ! never is sin so dangerous as when it has allured us in the shape of a deed of benevolence. It had so allured the Melbournes when they concealed Ann's faults from Lady Baryton ; and its bitter fruits were only too fast preparing. "Ce n'est que le premier pas qui coute," saj-s the proverb; or, " The first step is the only difficult one." The next time her lady brought her win- nings to her, Ann pursued a new plan : she in- sisted on telling the money over; but took care to make it less than it was, by two or three pounds. Not long after, she told Lady Baryton that she must have a new lock put on the drawer that held the money, as she had certainly dropped the key someichere ; and that, before she missed it, some one, she was sure, had been trying at the lock ; for it was evidently hampered the last time she unlocked it. " Well, then, get a new lock," replied her careless mistress; " however, let the drawer be forced now ; and then we had better tell over the money/' The drawer was forced : they told the money; and even Lady Baryton was conscious that some of it was missing. But the missing hey, and hampered lock, exonerated Ann from suspicion; especially as Ann owned that she had discovered the loss before ; and de- clared that, had not her lady insisted on telling over the money, she had intended to replace it LIES OF BENEVOLENCE. 169 gradually, because she felfc herself responsible : while Lady Baryton, satisfied and deceived, re- commended her to be on the watch for the thief; and soon forgot the whole circumstance. Lady Baryton thought herself, and perhaps she was, a woman of feeling. She never read the Old Bailey convictions without mourning over the prisoners condemned to death ; and never read an account of an execution without shuddering. Still, from want of reflection, and a high-princi- pled sense of what we owe to others, especially to those who are the members of our own house- hold, she never for one moment troubled herself to remember that she was daily throwing tempta- tions in the way of a servant to commit the very faults which led those convicts, whom she pitied, to the fate which she deplored. Alas ! what have those persons to answer for, in every situation of life, who consider their dependents and servants merely as such, without remembering that they are, like themselves, heirs of the invisible world to come i and that, if they take no pains to en- lighten their minds, in order to save their immor- tal souls, they should, at least, be careful never to endanger them. In a few weeks after the dialogue given above, Lady Baryton bought some strings of pearls at an India sale \ and having, on her way thence, shown them to her jeweller, that he might count them, and see if there were enough to make a pair of bracelets, she brought them home, because she could not yet afford proper clasps to fasten them; and these were committed to Ann's care. But as 170 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. Lord Baryton, the next week, gave his lady a pair of diamond clasps, she sent the pearls to be made up immediately. In the evening, how- ever, the jeweller came to tell her that there were two strings less than when she brought them be- fore. "Then they must have been stolen I" she exclaimed ; " and now I remember that Belson told me she was sure there was a thief in the house/' "Are you sure," said Lord Baryton, "that Belson is not the thief herself?" "Impossible ! I had such a character of her ! and I have trusted her implicitly V "It is not right to tempt even the most honest," replied Lord Baryton; "but we must have strict search made ; and all the servants must be examined." They were so ; but as Ann Belson was not a hardened offender, she soon betrayed herself by her evident misery and terror ; and was commit- ted to prison on her own full confession ; but she could not help exclaiming, in the agony of her heart, "0, my lady! remember that I conjured you not to trust me !" and Lady Barytones heart reproached her, at least for some hours. There were other hearts also that experienced self-re- proach, and of a far longer duration • for the Melbournes, when they heard what had hap- pened, saw that the seeming benevolence of their concealment had been a real injury, and had ruined her whom they meant to save. They saw that, had they told Lady Baryton the truth, that lady would either not have hired her, in spite of her skill, or she would have taken care not to put her in situations calculated to tempt her LIES OF BENEVOLENCE. 171 cupidity. But neither Lady Baryton's regrets nor self-reproach, nor the greater agonies of the Melbournes, could alter or avert the course of justice ; and Ann Belson was condemned to death. She was, however, strongly recommend- ed to mercy, both by the jury and the noble prosecutor; and her conduct in prison was so ex- emplary, so indicative of the deep contrition of a trembling, humble Christian, that, at length, the intercession was not in vain ; and the Melbournes had the comfort of carrying to her what was to them, at least, joyful news ; namely, that her sentence was commuted to transportation. Yet even this mercy was a severe trial to the self-judged Melbournes ; since they had the misery of seeing the affectionate nurse of their children, the being endeared to them by many years of ac- tive services, torn from all the tender ties of ex- istence, and exiled for life as a felon to a distant land ! exiled too for a crime which, had they per- formed their social duty, she might never have committed. But the pain of mind which they endured on this lamentable occasion was not thrown away on them, as it awakened them to serious reflection : they learned to remember, and to teach their children to remember, the holy command, "that we are not to do evil that good may come f and that no deviation from truth and ingenuousness can be justified, even if it claims for itself the plausible title of the active or passive lie of benevolence. There is another species of withholding the truth, which springs from so amiable a source, 172 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. and is so often practiced even by pious Christians, that, while I venture to say it is at variance with reliance on the wisdom and mercy of the Creator, I do so with reluctant awe. I mean a conceal- ment of the whole extent of a calamity from the persons afflicted, lest the blow should fall too heavily upon them. I would ask, whether such conduct be not inconsistent with the belief that trials are mercies in disguise ? — that the Almighty " loveth those whom he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son that he receiveth ?" If this assurance be true, we set our own judg- ment against that of the Deity, by concealing from the sufferer the extent of the trial inflicted ; and seem to believe ourselves more capable than he is to determine the quantity of suffering that is good for the person so visited; and we set up our finite against infinite wisdom. There are other reasons, besides religious ones, why this sort of deceit should no more be prac- ticed than any other. The motive for withholding the whole truth, on these occasions, is to do good. But will the desired good be effected by this opposition to the Creator's revealed will toward the sufferer? Is it certain that good will be performed at all, or that concealment is necessary? What is the reason given for concealing half the truth ? Fear lest the whole would be more than the sufferer could bear; which implies that it is already mighty, to an awful degree. Then, surely, a degree more of suffering, at such a iuo- LIES OF BENEVOLENCE. 173 merit, cannot possess much added power to de- stroy ; and if the trial be allowed to come in its fall force, the mind of the victim will make ex- actly the same efforts as minds always do when oppressed by misery. A state of heavy affliction is so repulsive to the feelings, that even in the first paroxysms of it we all make efforts to get- away from under its weight -; and, in proof of this assertion, I ask, whether we do not always find the afflicted less cast down than we expected ? The religious pray as well as weep : the merely moral look around for consolation here ; and, as a dog, when cast into the sea, as soon as he rises and regains his breath, strikes out his feet, in order to float securely upon the waves ; so, be their sorrows great or small, all persons instantly strive to find support somewhere; and they do find it, while in proportion to the depth of the affliction is often the subsequent rebound. I could point out instances (but I shall leave my readers to imagine them) in which, by con- cealing from the bereaved sufferers the most affecting part of the truth, we stand between them and the balm derived from that very in- cident which was mercifully intended to heal their wounds. I also object to such concealment; because it- entails upon those who are guilty of it a series of falsehoods — falsehoods, too, which are often fruitlessly uttered : since the object of them is apt to suspect deceit, and endure that restless, a ionizing suspicion, which those who have ever 174 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. experienced it could never inflict on the objects of their love. Besides, religion and reason enable us, in time, to bear the calamity of which we know the ex- tent; but we are always on the watch to find out that which we only suspect; and the mind's strength, frittered away in vain and varied con- jectures, runs the risk of sinking beneath the force of its own indistinct fears. Confidence, too, in those dear friends whom we trusted before, is liable to be entirely de- stroyed; and, in all its bearings, this well-inten- tioned departure from truth is pregnant with mis- chief. Lastly, I object to such concealment, from a conviction that its continuance is impossible; for, some time or other, the whole truth is re- vealed, at a moment when the sufferers are not so well able to bear it as they were in the first paroxysms of grief. In this, my next and last tale, I give another illustration of those amiable but pernicious lies, the lies of real benevolence. THE FATHER AND SON. "Well, then, thou art willing that Edgar should go to a public school/' said the vicar of a small parish in Westmoreland to his weep- LIES OF BENEVOLENCE. 175 ing wife. "Quite willing." "And yet thou art in tears, Susan. " "I weep for his faults; and not because he is to quit us. I grieve to think he is so disobedient and unruly that we can manage him at home no longer. And yet I loved him so dearly ! so much more than " Here her sobs redoubled ; and, as Vernon rested her aching head on his bosom, he said, in a low voice, "Ay; and so did I love him, even better than our other children ; and therefore, probably, our injustice is thus visited. But he is so clever ! He learned more Latin in a week than his brothers in a month !" "And he is so beautiful!" ob- served his mother. "'And so generous !" rejoined his father: "but cheer up, my beloved ; under stricter discipline than ours he may yet do well, and turn out all we could wish." "I hope, how- ever," replied the fond mother, "that his master will not be very severe ; and I will try to look forward." As she said this, she left her husband with something like comfort, for a tender mother's hopes for a darling child are easily revived; and she went, with recovered calmness, to get her son's wardrobe ready against the day of his de- parture. The equally affectionate father mean- while called his son into the study, to prepare his mind for that parting which his undutiful conduct had made unavoidable. But Vernon found that Edgar's mind re- quired no preparation : that the idea of change was delightful to his volatile nature; and that he panted to distinguish himself on a wider field of action than a small retired village afforded to 176 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. his daring, restless spirit; while his father saw with agony, which he could but ill conceal, that this desire of entering into a new situation had power to annihilate all regret at leaving the tenderest of parents, and the companions of his childhood. However, his feelings were a little soothed when the parting hour arrived; for then the heart of Edgar was so melted within him at the sight of his mother's tears, and his father's agony, that he uttered words of tender contrition, such as they had never heard from him before : the recollection of which spoke comfort to their minds when they beheld him no longer. But short were the hopes which that parting hour had excited. In a few months the master of the school wrote to complain of the insubordi- nation of his new pupil. In his next letter he declared that he should soon be under the ne- cessity of expelling him ; and Edgar had not been, at school six months, before he prevented the threatened expulsion, only by running away, no one knew whither ! Nor was he heard of by his family for four years; during which time, not even the dutiful affection of their other sons, nor their success in life, had power to heal the breaking heart of the mother, nor cheer the de- pressed spirits of the father. At length the prodigal returned, ill, meagre, penniless, and penitent; and was received and forgiven. "But where hast thou been, my child, this long, long time V said his mother, tenderly weeping, as she gazed on his pale, sunken cheek* "Ask me no LIES OF BENEVOLENCE. 177 questions ! I am here : that is enough," Edgai Vernon replied, shuddering as he spoke. "It is enough ?' cried his mother, throwing herself on his neck ! u 'For this, my son, was dead, and is alive again : was lost, and is found V 9 But the father felt and thought differently : he knew that it was his duty to interrogate his son ; and he resolved to insist on knowing where and how those long four years had been passed. He, however, delayed his questions till Edgar's health was reestablished ; but when that time arrived, he told him that he expected to know all that had befallen him since he ran away from school. " Spare me till to-morrow/' said Edgar Vernon, "and then you shall know all." His father ac- quiesced ; but the next morning Edgar had dis- appeared, leaving the following letter behind him : "I cannot, dare not tell you what a wretch I have been ! though I own }'our right to demand such a confession from me. Therefore, I must become a wanderer again ! Pray for me, dearest and tenderest of mothers ! Pray for me, best of fathers and of men ! I dare not pray for my- self, for I am a vile and wretched sinner, though your grateful and affectionate sou, E. V." Though this letter nearly drove the mother to distraction, it contained for the father a degree of soothing comfort. She dwelt only on the conviction which it held out to her, that she should probably never behold her son again ; but lie dwelt with pious thankfulness on the sense of his guilt, expressed by the unhappy writer; trusting that the sinner who knows and 178 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. owns himself to be "vile/* may, when it is least expected of him, repent and amend. How had those four years been passed by Ed- gar Vernon — that important period of a boy's life, the years from fourteen to eighteen ? Suffice it that, under a feigned name, in order that he might not be traced, he had entered on board a merchant-ship : that he had left it after he had made one voyage : that he was taken into the service of what is called a sporting character, whom he had met on board ship, who saw that Edgar had talents and spirit which he might render serviceable to his own pursuits. This man, finding he was the son of a gentleman, treated him as such, and initiated him gradually into the various arts of gambling, and the vices of the metropolis ; but one night they were both surprised by the officers of justice at a noted gaming-houge ; and, after a desperate scuffle, Edgar escaped wounded, and nearly killed, to a house in the suburbs. There he remained till he was safe from pursuit, and then, believin himself in danger of dying, he longed for the comfort of his paternal roof; he also longed for paternal forgiveness; and the prodigal returned to his forgiving parents. But as this was a tale which Edgar might well shrink from relating to a pure and pious father, flight was far easier than such a confession. Still, "so deceitful is the human heart, and desperately wicked," that-I believe Edgar was beginning to feel the monotony of his life at home, and therefore was glad of an excuse to s LIES OF BENEVOLENCE. 179 justify to himself his desire to escape into scenes, more congenial to his habits, and now perverted nature. His father, however, continued to hope for his reformation, and was therefore little pre- pared for the next intelligence of his son, which reached him through a private channel. A friend wrote to inform him that Edgar was taken up for having passed forged notes, knowing them to be forgeries ; that he would soon be fully com- mitted to prison for trial ; and would be tried with his accomplices at the ensuing assizes for 3Iiddlesex. At first, even the firmness of Vernon yielded to the stroke, and he was bowed low to the earth. But the confiding Christian struggled against the sorrows of the suffering father, and overcame them; till, at last, he was able to exclaim, "I will go to him ! I will be near him at his trial ! I will be near him even at his death, if death be his portion ! And no doubt I shall be able to awaken him to a sense of his guilt. Yes, I may be permitted to see him expire contrite before God and man, and calling on His name who is able to save to the uttermost !" But, just as he was setting off for Middlesex, his wife, who had long been declining, was, to all appearance, so much worse, that he could not leave her. She having had suspicions that all was not right with Edgar, contrived to discover the truth, which had been kindly, but erroneously, concealed from her, and had sunk under the sudden, un- mitigated blow ) and the welcome intelligence, that the prosecutor had withdrawn the charge, ISO ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. came at a moment when the sorrows of the be- reaved husband had closed the father's heart against the voice of gladness. "This news came too late to save the poor vic- tim ?' he exclaimed, as he knelt beside the corpse of her whom he had loved so long and so ten- derly ) "and I feel that I cannot, cannot yet re- joice in it as I ought. " But he soon repented of this ungrateful return for the mercy of Hea- ven ; and, even before the body was consigned to the grave, he thankfully acknowledged that the liberation of his son was a ray amidst the gloom that surrounded him. Meanwhile, Edgar Vernon, when unexpectedly liberated from what he knew to be certain danger to his life, resolved, on the ground of having been falsely taken up, and as an innocent, injured man, to visit his parents; for he had heard of his mother's illness } and his heart yearned to behold her once more. But it was only in the dark hour that he dared venture to approach his home ; and it was his intention to discover himself at first to his mother only. Accordingly, the gray parsonage was scarcely visible in the shadows of twilight, when he reached the gate that led to the back door; at which he gently knocked, but in vain. No one answered his knock : all was still within and around. What could this mean ? He then walked round the house, and looked in at the window : all there was dark and quiet as the grave ; but the church-bell was tolling, while, alarmed, awed, and overpowered, he leaned LIES OF BENEVOLENCE. 181 against the gate. At this moment he saw two men rapidly pass along the road, saying, i; I fear we shall be too late for the funeral ! I wonder how the poor old man will bear it ? for he loved his wife dearly !" "Ay; and so he did that wicked boy who has been the death of her/' re- plied the other. These words shot like an arrow through the not yet callous heart of Edgar Vernon, and, throwing himself on the ground, he groaned aloud in his agony ; but the next minute, with the speed of desperation, he ran toward the church, and reached it just as the service was over, the mourners departing, and as his father was borne away, nearly insensible, on the arms of his virtuous sons. *• At such a moment, Edgar was able to enter the church unheeded; for all eyes were on his afflicted parent; and the self-convicted culprit dared not force himself, at a time like that, on the notice of the father whom he had so grievously injured. But his poor bursting heart felt that it must vent its agony, or break ; and, ere the coffin was low- ered into the vault, he rushed forward, and, throwing himself across it, called upon his mother's name, in an accent so piteous and ap- palling, that the assistants, though they did not recognize him at first, were unable to drive him away; so awed, so affected, were they by the agony which they witnessed. At length he rose up and endeavored to speak, but in vain : then, holding his clenched fists to his forehead, he screamed but, "Heaven preserve 1S2 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. my senses !" and rushed from the church with all the speed of desperation. But whither should he turn those desperate steps ? He longed, earnestly longed, to go and humble himself be- fore his father, and implore that pardon for which his agonized soul pined. But alas ! earthly pride forbade him to indulge the salutary feeling; for he knew his worthy, unoffending brothers were in the house, and he could not endure the morti- fication of encountering those whose virtues must be put in comparison with his vices. He there- fore cast one lon^ lingering look at the abode of his childhood, and fled for ever from the house of mourning, humiliation, and safety. In a few days, however, he wrote to his father, detailing his reasons for visiting home, and all the agonies which he had experienced during his short stay. Full of consolation was this letter to that bereaved and mourning heart ! for to him it seemed the language of contrition ; and he lamented that his beloved wife was not alive, to share in the hope which it gave him. " Would that he had come, or would now come to me !" he exclaimed; but the letter had no date; and he knew not whither to send an invitation. But where was he, and what was he, at that period ? In gambling-houses, at cock-fights, sparring- matches, fairs, and in every scene where profligacy prevailed the most ; while at all these places he had a preeminence in skill, which endeared these pursuits to him, and made his occasional contri- tion powerless to influence him to amendment of life He therefore continued to disregard the LIES OF BENEVOLENCE. 183 warning voice within him ; till at length it was no longer heeded. One night, when on his way to Y , where races were to succeed the assizes, which had just commenced, he stopped at an inn, to refresh his horse ; and being hot with riding, and depressed by some recent losses at play, he drank very freely of the spirits which he had ordered. At this moment he saw a schoolfellow of his in the bar, who, like himself, was on his way to Y . This young man was of a coarse, unfeeling na- ture; and, having had a fortune left him, was full of the consequence of newly-acquired wealth. Therefore, when Edgar Vernon impulsively ap- proached him, and, putting his hand out, asked how he did, Dunham haughtily drew back, put his hands behind him, and, in the hearing of several persons, replied, "I do not know you, sir !" " Not 7cnoiv me, Dunham V cried Edgar Vernon, turning very pale. " That is to say, I do not choose to know you/' "And why not?" cried Edgar, seizing his arm, and with a look of menace. " Because — because — I do not choose to know a man who murdered his mother." u Murdered his mother I" cried the bystanders, holding up their hands, and regarding Edgar Vernon with a look of horror. " Wretch!" cried he, seizing Dunham in his powerful grasp, " explain yourself this moment, or " " Then take your fingers from my throat I" Edgar did so ; and Dunham said, " I meant only that you broke your mother's heart by your ill conduct ) and pray, was not that murdering her?" While 184 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. he was saying this, Edgar Vernon stood with folded arms, rolling his eyes wildly from one of the bystanders to the other; and seeing, as he believed, disgust toward him in the countenances of them all. When Dunham had finished speaking, Edgar Vernon wrung his hands in agony, saying, " True, most true, I am a mur- derer ! I am a parricide !" Then, suddenly drink- ing off a large glass of brandy near him, he quitted the room, and, mounting his horse, rode off at full speed. Aim and object in view he had none : he was only trying to ride from him- self : trying to escape from those looks of horror and aversion which the remark of Dunham had provoked. But what right had Dunham so to provoke him ? After he had put this question to himself, the image of Dunham, scornfully rejecting him his hand, alone took possession of his remembrance, till he thirsted for revenge ; and the irritation of the moment urged him to seek it immediately. The opportunity, as he rightly suspected, was in his power : Dunham would soon be coming that way on his road to Y ; and he would meet him. He did so ; and, riding up to him, seized the bridle of his horse, exclaiming, " You have called me a murderer, Dunham ; and you were right ; for, though I loved my mother dearly, and would have died for her, I killed her by my wicked course of life V " Well, well : I know that/' replied Dunham, "so let me go ! for I tell you I do not like to be seen with such as you. Let me go, I say !" LIES OF BENEVOLENCE. 185 He did let him go; but it was as the tiger lets go its prey, to spring on it again. A blow from Edgar's nervous arm knocked the rash insulter from his horse. In another minute, Dunham lay on the road a bleeding corpse ) and the next morning, officers were out in pursuit of the mur- derer. That wretched man was soon found, and soon secured. Indeed, he had not desired to avoid pursuit; but, when the irritation of drunkenness and revenge had subsided, the agony of remorse took possession of his soul j and he confessed his crime with tears of the bitterest penitence. To be brief : Edgar Vernon was carried into that city as a manacled criminal, which he had expected to leave as a successful gambler; and, before the end of the assizes, he was condemned to death. He made a full confession of his guilt before the judge pronounced condemnation : gave a brief statement of the provocation which he received from the deceased; blaming himself at the same time for his criminal revenge, in so heartrending a manner, and lamenting so pathetically the dis- grace and misery in which he had involved his father and family, that every heart was melted to compassion; and the judge wept, while he passed on him the awful sentence of the law. His conduct in prison was so exemplary, that it proved he had not forgotten his father's pre- cepts, though he had not acted upon them; and his brothers, for whom he sent, found him in a state of mind which afforded them the only and best consolation. This contrite, lowly, Christian state of mind accompanied him to the awful end 186 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. of his existence; and it might be justly said of him, that " nothing in his life became him like the losing it." Painful, indeed, was the anxiety of Edgar and his brothers, lest their father should learn this horrible circumstance ; but as the culprit was arraigned under a feigned name, and as the crime, trial, and execution had taken and would take up so short a period of time, they flattered them- selves that he never would learn how and where Edgar died, but would implicitly believe what was told him. They therefore wrote him word that Edgar had been taken ill at an inn, near London, on his road home ; that he had sent for them ; and they had little hopes of his recovery. They followed this letter of benevolent lies as soon as they could, to inform him that all was over. This plan was wholly disapproved by a friend of the family, who, on principle, thought all con- cealment wrong; and, probably, useless too. When the brothers drove to his house, on their way home, he said to them, " I found your father in a state of deep submission to the Divine will, though grieved at the loss of a child, whom not even his errors could drive from his affections. I also found him consoled by those expressions of filial love and reliance on the merits of his Re- deemer, which you transmitted to him from Ed- gar himself. Now, as the poor youth died peni- tent, and as his crime was palliated by great pro- vocation, I conceive that it would not add much to your father's distress were he to be informed LIES OF BENEVOLENCE. 187 of the truth. You know that, from a principle of obedience to the implied designs of Providence, I object to any concealment on such occasions; but on this, disclosure would certainly be a safer, as well as a more proper, mode of proceeding; for, though he does not read newspapers, he may one day learn the fact as it is ; and then the con- sequence may be fatal to life or reason. Be- member how ill concealment answered in your poor mother's case." But he argued in vain. However, he obtained leave to go with them to their father, that he might judge of the possi- bility of making the disclosure which he advised. They found the poor old man leaning his head upon an open Bible, as though he had been pray- ing over it. The sight of his sons in mourning told the tale which he dreaded to hear ; and, wring- ing their hands in silence, he left the room, but soon returned ; and, with surprising composure, said, xi Well : now I can bear to hear particulars." When they had told him all they chose to relate, he exclaimed, melting into tears, " Enough ! 0, my dear sons and dear friend, it is a sad and grievous thing for a father to own ; but I feel this sorrow to be a blessing ! I had always feared that he would die a violent death, either by his own hand, or that of the executioner; (here the sons looked triumphantly at each other;) there- fore, his dying a penitent, and with humble Christian reliance, is such a relief to my mind! Yes : I feared he might commit forgery, or eveu murder; and that would have been dreadful I" " Dreadful, indeed I" faltered out both the brothers. 188 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. bursting into tears ; while Osborne, choked, and almost convinced, turned to the window. " Yet," added he, u even in that case, if he had died penitent, I trust that I could have borne the blow, and been able to believe the soul of my unhappy boy would find mercy !" Here Osborne eagerly turned round, and would have ventured to tell the truth, but was withheld by the frowns of hi* companions ; and the truth was not told. Edgar had not been dead above seven months, before a visible change took place in his father's spirits, and expression of countenance ; for the constant dread of his child's coming to a terrible end had hitherto preyed upon his mind, and ren- dered his appearance haggard ; but now he looked and was cheerful; therefore his sons rejoiced, whenever they visited him, that they had not taken Osborne's advice. " You are wrong," said he : " he would have been just as well, if he had known the manner of Edgar's death. It is not his ignorance, but the cessation of anxious sus- pense, that has thus renovated him. However, he may go in this ignorance to his grave ; and I earnestly hope he will do so." "Amen," said one of his sons : "for his life is most precious to our children, as well as to us. Our little boys are improving so fast under his tuition." The consciousness of recovering health, as a painful affection of the breast and heart had greatly subsided since the death of Edgar, made the good old man wish to visit, during the sum- mer months, an old college friend, who lived in Yorkshire; and he communicated his intentions LIES OF BENEVOLENCE. 189 to his sons. But they highly disapproved them, because, though Edgar's dreadful death was not likely to be revealed to him in the little village of R , it might be disclosed to him by some one or other during a long journey. .However, as he was bent on going, they could not find a sufficient excuse for preventing it; but they took every precaution possible. They wrote to their father's intended host, desiring him to keep all papers and magazines for the last seven months out of his way; and when the day of his departure arrived, Osborne himself went to take a place for him ; and took care it should be in that coach which did not stop at or go through York, in order to obviate all possible chance of his hearing the murder discussed. But it so hap- pened, that a family, going from the town whence the coach started, wanted the whole of it; and, without leave, Vernon's place was transferred to the other coach, which went the very road which Osborne disapproved. " "Well, well : it is the same thing to me," said the good old man, when he was informed of the change ; and he set off, full of pious thankfulness for the affectionate con- duct and regrets of his parishioners at the mo- ment of his departure, as they lined the road along which the coach was to pass, and expressed even clamorously their wishes for his return. The coach stopped at an inn outside the city of York ; and as Vernon was not disposed to eat any dinner, he strolled along the road, till he came to a small church, pleasantly situated, and entered the churchyard, to read, as was his 190 ILLLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. custom, the inscriptions on the tombstones. While thus engaged, he saw a man filling up a new-made grave, and entered into conversation with him. He found it was the sexton himself; and he drew from him several anecdotes of the persons interred around them. During this conversation, they had walked over the whole of the ground, when, just as they were going to leave the spot, the sexton stopped to pluck some weeds from a grave near the corner of- it, and Vernon stopped also ; taking hold, as he did so, of a small willow sapling, planted near the corner itself. As the man rose from his occupation, and saw where Vernon stood, he smiled significantly, and said, " I planted that willow ; and it is on a grave, though the grave is not marked out." " Indeed !" " Yes : it is the grave of a murderer." " Of a murderer !" echoed Vernon, instinctly shudder- ing, and moving away from it. " Yes," resumed he, "of a murderer who was hanged at York. Poor lad ! it was very right that he should be hanged ; but he was not a hardened villain ! and he died so penitent ! and, as I knew him when he used to visit where I was groom, I could not help planting this tree, for old acquaintance's sa*ke." Here he drew his hand across his eyes. "Then he was not a low-born man." " no, his father was a clergyman, I think." " Indeed ! poor man : was he living at the time ?" said Vernon, deeply sighing. " yes ; for his poor son did so fret, lest his father should ever know what he had done ; for he said he was an angel upon earth ; LIES OF BENEVOLENCE. 191 and he could not bear to think how he would grieve; for, poor lad, he loved his father and his mother too, though he did so badly." " Is his mother living ?" " No : if she was, he would have been alive ; but his evil courses broke her heart ; and it was because the man he killed reproached him for having murdered his mother, that he was provoked to murder him." ' "Poor, rash, mis- taken youth ! then he had provocation." " yes, the greatest; but then he was very sorry for what he had done; and it would have broken your heart to hear him talk of his poor father." " I am glad I did not hear him/' said Yernon, has- tily, and in a faltering voice; (for he thought of Edgar.) "And yet, sir, it would have done your heart good too." " Then he had virtuous feel- ings, and loved his father amidst all his errors?" "Ay." "And I dare say his father loved him, in spite of his faults." " I dare say he did," re- plied the man ; " for one's children are our own flesh and blood, you know, sir, after all that is said and done ; and maybe this young fellow was spoiled in the bringing up." " Perhaps so," said Yernon, sighing deeply. " However, this poor lad made a very good end." " I am glad of that ! and he lies here," continued Yernon, gazing on the spot with deepening interest, and moving nearer to it as he spoke. " Peace be to his soul! But was he not dissected?" "Yes; but his brothers got leave to have the body after dis- section. They came to me; and we buried it privately at night." " His brothers came ! and who were his brothers ?" " Merchants in London ; 192 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. and it was a sad cut on them ; but they took care that their father should not know it." "No!" cried Vernon, turning sick at heart. u O no : they wrote him word that his son was ill ; then went to Westmoreland, and " "Tell me/' interrupted Vernon, gasping for breath, and laying his hand on his arm, "tell me the name of this poor youth I" " Why, he was tried under a false name, for the sake of his family ; but his real name was Edgar Vernon." The agonized parent drew back, shuddered vio- lently and repeatedly, casting up his eyes to heaven at the same time, with a look of mingled appeal and resignation. He then rushed to the obscure spot which covered the bones of his son, threw himself upon it and stretched his arms over it, as if embracing the unconscious deposit beneath, while his head rested on the grass, and he nei- ther spoke nor moved. But he uttered one groan : then all was stillness ! His terrified and astonished companion remained motionless for a few moments; then stooped to raise him ; but the fiat of mercy had gone forth, and the paternal heart, broken by the sudden shock, had suffered and breathed its last. LIES OF WANTONNESS. 193 t CHAPTER XI. LIES OF WANTONNESS, AND PRACTICAL LIES. I COME HOW to LIES OF WANTONNESS 2 that is, lies told from no other motive but a love of lying, and to show the utterers total contempt of truth, and for those scrupulous persons of their acquaintance who look on it with reverence, and endeavor to act up to their principles : lies hav- ing their origin merely in a depraved fondness for speaking and inventing falsehood. Not that persons of this description confine their falsehoods to this sort of lying : on the contrary, they lie after this fashion because they have exhausted the strongly-motived and more natural sorts of lying. In such as these, there is no more hope of amendment than there is for the man of in- temperate habits, who has exhausted life of its pleasures, and his constitution of its energy. Such persons must go despised and (terrible state of human degradation !) untrusted, unbelieved, into their graves. Practical lies come last on my list : lies not uttered, but acted ; and dress will furnish me with most of my illustrations. It has been said that the great art of dress is to conceal defects and heighten beauties ; therefore, as concealment is deception, this great art of dress is founded on falsehood; but cer- 7 194 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. tainly, in some instances, on falsehood compara- tively of an innocent kind. If the false hair be so worn that no one can fancy it natural : if the bloom on the cheek is: such that it cannot be mistaken for nature; or if the person who " conceals defects and heightens beauties/' openly avows the practice, then is the deception annihilated. But if the cheek be so artfully tinted that its hue is mistaken for natural color : if the false hair be so skilfully woven that it passes for natural hair : if the crooked person, or meagre form, be so cunningly assisted by dress, that the uneven shoulder disappears, and becom- ing fulness succeeds to unbecoming thinness, while the man or woman thus assisted by art expects their charm will be imputed to nature alone ; then these aids of dress partake of the nature of other lying, and become equally vicious in the eyes of the religious and the moral. I have said the man or woman so assisted by art; and I believe that by including the stronger sex in the above observation, I have only been strictly just. While men hide baldness by gluing a piece of false hair on their heads, meaning that it should pass for their own, and while a false calf gives muscular beauty to a shapeless leg, can the ob- server of human life do otherwise than include the wiser sex in the list of those who indulge in the permitted artifices and mysteries of the toilet ? Nay ; bolder still are the advances of some men into its sacred mysteries. I have seen the eye- brows, even of the young, darkened by the hand PRACTICAL LIES. 195 of art, and their cheeks reddened by its touch; and who has not seen in Bond street, or the Drive, during the last twenty or thirty years, certain notorious men of fashion glowing in im- mortal bloom, and rivalling the dashing belle be- side them ? As the foregoing observations on the practical lies of dress have been mistaken by many, and have exposed me to severe, and, I think I may add, unjust animadversions, I take the opportu- nity afforded me by a second edition to say a few words in explanation of them. I do not wish to censure any one for having recourse to art to hide the defects of nature; and I have expressly said that such practices are comparatively innocent; but it seems to me that they cease to be innocent, and become passive and practical lies also, if, when men and women hear the fineness of their complexion, hair, or teeth commended in their presence, they do not own that the beauty so commended is entirely artificial, provided such be really the case. But, I am far from advising any one to be guilty of the unnecessary egotism of volunteering such an assurance : all I contend for is, that when we are praised for qualities, whether of mind or person, which we do not possess, we are guilty of passive, if not of practical lying, if we do not disclaim our right to the encomium bestowed. The following also are practical lies of every day's experience. Wearing paste for diamonds, intending that the false should be taken for the true; and purchasing 196 ILLUSTRATIONS OE LYING. brooches, pins, and rings of mock jewels, intend- ing that they should pass for real ones : passing off gooseberry -wine at dinner for real cham- pagne, and English liqueurs for foreign ones. But, on these occasions, the motive is not always the mean and contemptible wish of imposing on the credulity of others ; but it has sometimes its source in a dangerous as well as deceptive ambi- tion, that of making an appearance beyond what the circumstances of the persons so deceiving really warrant; the wish to be supposed to be more opulent than they really are ; that most common of all the practical lies ; as ruin and bankruptcy follow in its train. The lady who purchases and wears paste, which she hopes will pass for dia- monds, is usually one who has no right to wear jewels at all; and the gentleman who passes off gooseberry-wine for champagne, is, in all proba- bility, aiming at a style of living beyond his situ- ation .in society.* On some occasions, however, when ladies sub- stitute paste for diamonds, the substitution tells a tale of greater error still. I mean when ladies wear mock for real jewels, because their extrava- gance has obliged them to raise money on the lat- ter • and they are therefore constrained to keep up the appearance of their necessary and accus- tomed splendor, b}^ a practical lie. The following is another of the PRACTICAL lies in common use. * The best way to avoid temptations to practice these deceptions, is to dispense with those beverages and jewels altogether. — [Editor. PRACTICAL LIES. 197 The medical man who desires his servant to call him out of church, or from a party, in order to give him the appearance of the great business which he has not, is guilty not of uttering, but of acting a falsehood ; and the author, also, who makes his publisher put second and third editions before a work, of which, perhaps, not even the first edition is sold. But the most fatal to the interests of others, though perhaps the most pitiable of practical lies, are those acted by men who, though they know themselves to be in the gulf of bankruptcy, either from wishing to put off the evil day, or from the visionary hope that something will occur unex- pectedly to save them, launch out into increased splendor of living, in order to obtain further credit, and induce their acquaintances to intrust their money to them. There is, however, one practical lie more fatal still, in my opinion, because it is the prac- tice of schools, and consequently the sin of early life ; a period of existence in which it is desirable, both for general and individual good, that habits of truth and integrity should be acquired, and strictly adhered to. I mean the pernicious cus- tom which prevails amongst boys, and probably girls, of getting their schoolfellows to do their exercises for them, or consenting to do the same office for others. Some will say, "But it would be so ill-natured to refuse to write one's schoolfellows' exercises, especially when one is convinced that they cannot write them for themselves." But, leaving the 198 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. question of truth aud falsehood unargued awhile, let us examine coolly that of the probable good or evil done to the parties obliged. What are children sent to school for ? To learn. And when there, what are the motives which are to make them learn ? Dread of punishment, and hope of distinction and reward. There are few children so stupid as not to be led on to industry by one or both of these motives, however indo- lent they may be ; but if these motives be not allowed their proper scope of action, the stupid boy will never take the trouble to learn, if he finds m that he can avoid punishment and gain reward by prevailing on some more diligent boy to do his exercises for him. Those, therefore, who thus indulge their schoolfellows, do it at the expense of their future welfare, and are in reality foes where they fancied themselves friends. But, generally speaking, they have not even this excuse for their pernicious compliance, since it springs from want of sufficient firmness to say no, and deny an earnest request at the command of prin- ciple. But to such I would put this question : "Which is the real friend to a child — the person who gives the sweetmeats which it asks for, at the risk of making it ill, merely because it were so hard to refuse the dear little thing ; or the person who, considering only the interest and health of the child, resists its importunities, though grieved to deny its request ? No doubt they would give the palm of real kindness, real good-nature, to the latter ; and, in like manner, the boy who refuses to do his schoolfellow's task is more truly kind, PRACTICAL LIES. 199 more truly good-natured to him, than he who, by indulging his indolence, runs the risk of making him a dunce for life. But some may reply, " It would make one odi- ous in the school, were one to refuse this common compliance with the wants and wishes of one's companions." Not if the refusal were declared to be the result of principle, and every aid not contrary to it were offered and afforded ) and there are many ways in which schoolfellows may assist each other, without any violation of truth, and without sharing with them in the practical lie, by imposing on their masters, as theirs, lessons which they never wrote. This common practice in schools is a practi- cal lie of considerable importance, from its fre- quency; and because, as I before observed, the result of it is, that the first step which a child sets in a school is into the midst of deceit — tole- rated, cherished deceit. For if children are quick at learning, they are called upon immedi- ately to enable others to deceive \ and if dull, they are enabled to appear in borrowed plumes themselves. How often have I heard men in mature life say, "0 ! I knew such a one at school : he was a very good fellow, but so dull ! I have often done his exercises for him." Or I have heard the con- trary asserted : " Such a one was a very clever boy at school indeed : he has done many an exer- cise for me; for he was very good-natured.''' And in neither case was the speaker conscious that he had been guilty of the meanness of 200 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. deception himself, or been accessory to it in another. Parents also correct their children's exercises, and thereby enable them to put a deceit on the master 5 not only by this means convincing their offspring of their own total disregard of truth — a conviction doubtless most pernicious in its effects on their young minds — but as full of folly as it is of laxity of principle, since the deceit cannot fail of being detected, whenever the parents are not at hand to afford their assistance. But is it ngcessary that this school delinquency should exist ? Is it not advisable that children should learn the rudiments of truth, rather than falsehood, with those of their mother tongue and the classics ? Surely masters and mistresses should watch over the morals, while improving the minds of youth. Surely parents ought to be tremblingly solicitous that their children should always speak truth, and be corrected by their preceptors for uttering falsehood. Yet of what use could it be to correct a child for telling a spontaneous lie, on the impulse of strong tempta- tion, if that child be in the daily habit of deceiv- ing his master on system, and of assisting others to do so ? Vv 7 hile the present practice with re- gard to exercise-making exists — while boys and girls go up to their preceptors with lies in their hands, whence, sometimes, no doubt, they are transferred to their lips-— every hope that truth will be taught in schools, as a necessary moral duty, must be totally, and for ever, annihilated. PAINFUL RESULTS OF LYING. 201 CHAPTER XII. OUR OWN EXPERIENCE OF THE PAINFUL RESULTS OF LYING. I cannot point out the mischievous nature and impolicy of lying better than by referring my readers to their own experience. Which of them does not know some few persons, at least, from whose habitual disregard of truth they have often suffered • and with whom they find intimacy un- pleasant, as well as unsafe ; because confidence, that charm and cement of intimacy, is wholly wanting in the intercourse ? Which of my readers is not sometimes obliged to say, "I ought to add, that my authority for what I have just related is only Mr. or Mrs. such-a-one, or a cer- tain young lady, or a certain young gentleman; therefore, you know what credit is to be iriven to it." It has been asserted that every town and vil- lage has its idiot; and with equal truth, probably, it may be advanced, that every one's circle of ac- quaintances contains one or more persons known to be habitual liars, and always mentioned as such. I may be asked, " If this be so, of what conse- quence is it ? And how is it mischievous ? If such persons are known and chronicled as liars, they can deceive no one, and therefore can do no harm." But this is not true : we are not al- ways on our guard, either against our own weak- 202 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. ness, or against that of others ; and if the most notorious liar tells us something which we wish to believe, our wise resolution never to credit or repeat what he has told us, fades before our desire to confide in him on this occasion. Thus, even in spite of caution, we become the agents of his falsehood; and, though lovers of truth, are the assistants of lying. Nor are there many of my readers, I venture to pronounce, who have not at some time or other of their lives had cause to lament some violation of truth, of which they themselves were guilty, and which, at the time, they considered as wise, or positively unavoidable. But the greatest proof of the impolicy even of occasional lying is, that it exposes one to the dan- ger of never being believed in future. It is diffi- cult to give implicit credence to those who have once deceived us: when they did so deceive, they were governed by a motive sufficiently powerful to overcome their regard for truth ; and how can one ever be sure that equal temptation is not al- ways present, and always overcoming them ? Admitting that perpetual distrust attends on those who are known to be frequent violators of truth, it seems to me that the liar is as if he was not. He is, as it were, annihilated for all the im- portant purposes of life. That man or woman is no better than a nonentity, whose simple assertion is not credited immediately. Those whose words no one dares to repeat, without naming the autho- rity, lest the information conveyed by them should be too implicitly credited, such persons, I PAINFUL RESULTS OF LYING. 20S repeat it, exist as if they existed not. They re- semble that diseased eye, which, though perfect in color and appearance, is wholly useless, be- cause it cannot perform the function for which it was created, that of seeing ; for of what use to others, and of what benefit to themselves, can those be whose tongues are always suspected of uttering falsehood, and whose words, instead of inspiring confidence, that soul and cement of so- ciety, and of mutual regard, are received with offensive distrust, and never repeated without caution and apology? I shall now endeavor to show that speaking the* truth does not imply a necessity to wound the feelings of any one j but that, even if the unre- stricted practice of truth in society did at first give pain to self-love, it would, in the end, further the best views of benevolence 5 namely, moral improvement. There cannot be any reason why offensive or home truths should be volunteered, because one lays it down as a principle that truth must be spoken when called for. If I put a question to another, which may, if truly answered, wound either my sensibility or my self-love, I should be rightly served if replied to by a home truth; but taking conversation according to its general tenor — that is, under the usual restraints of de- corum and propriety — truth and benevolence will, I believe, be found to go hand in hand ; and not, as is commonly imagined, be opposed to each other. For instance, if a person in company be old, plain, affected, vulgar in manners, or dressed in a manner unbecoming their years, my utmost 204 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. love of truth would never lead me to say, "How old you look ! or how plain you are ! or how im- properly dressed ! or how vulgar ! and how af- fected!" But if this person were to say to me, "Do I not look old? am I not plain? am I not improperly dressed? am I vulgar in manners ?" and so on, I own that, according to my principles, I must, in my reply, adhere to the strict truth, after having vainly tried to avoid answering, by a seri- ous expostulation on the folly, impropriety, and indelicacy of putting such questions to any one. And what would the consequence be ? The per- son so answered would, probably, never like me again. Still, by my reply, I might have been *of the greatest service to the indiscreet questioner. If ugly, the inquirer being convinced that not on outward charms could he or she build their pre- tensions to please, might study to improve in the more permanent graces of mind and manner. If growing old, the inquirer might be led by my re- ply to reflect seriously on the brevity of life, and try to grow in grace while advancing in years. If ill-dressed, or in a manner unbecoming a cer- tain time of life, the inquirer might be led to im- prove in this particular, and be no longer exposed to the sneer of detraction. If vulgar, the inquirer might be induced to keep a watch in future over the admitted vulgarity; and if affected, might endeavor at greater simplicity, and less pretension in appearance. Thus, the temporary wound to the self-love of the inquirer might be attended with lasting bene- fit; and benevolence in reality be not wounded, but gratified. Besides, as I have before observed. PAINFUL RESULTS OF LYING. 205 the truly benevolent can always find a balm for the wounds which duty obliges them to inflict. Few persons are so entirely devoid of external and internal charms, as not to be subjects for some kind of commendation ; therefore I believe that means may always be found to smooth down the plumes of that self-love which principle has obliged us to ruffle. But if it were to become a general principle of action in society to utter spontaneous truth, the difficult situation in which I have painted the utterers of truth to be placed, would, in time, be impossible ; for if certain that the truth would be spoken, and their suspicions concerning their defects confirmed, none would dare to put such questions as I have enumerated. Those questions sprang from the hope of being contradicted and flattered; and were that hope an- nihilated, no one would ever so question again. I shall observe here, that those who make mor- tifying observations on the personal defects of their friends, or on any infirmity either of body or mind, are not actuated by the love of truth, or by any good motive whatever; but that such un- pleasant sincerity is merely the result of coarse- ness of mind, and a mean desire to inflict pain and mortification; therefore, if the utterer of them be noble, or even royal, I should still bring a charge against them, terrible to " ears polite/ ' that of ill-breeding and positive vulgarity. All human beings are convinced in the closet of the importance of truth to the interests of so- ciety, and of the mischief which they experience from lying; though few comparatively think the 206 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. practice of the one, and avoidance of the other, binding either on the Christian or the moralist, when they are acting in the busy scenes of the world. Nor can I wonder at this inconsistency, when boys and girls, as I have before remarked, however they may be taught to speak the truth at home, are so often tempted into the tolerated commission of falsehood as soon as they set their foot into a public school. But we must wonder still less at the little shame which attaches to what is called white lying, when we see it sanctioned in the highest assemblies in this kingdom.* It is with fear and humility that I venture to blame a custom prevalent in our legislative meet- ings ; which, as Christianity is declared to be "part and parcel of the law of the land," ought to be Christian as well as wise ; and where every member, feeling it binding on him individually to act according to the legal oath, should speak the truth, and nothing but the truth. Yet what is the real state of things there on some occasions ? In the heat (the pardonable heat, perhaps,) of political debates, and from the excitement produced by collision of wits, a noble lord, or an honorable commoner, is betrayed into severe personal comment on his antagonist. The una- voidable consequence, as it is thought, is apology, or duel. But as these assemblies are called Christian, * Alas ! Republics as well as realms furnish too many examples of this. — [Editor. PAINFUL RESULTS OF LYING. 207 even the warriors present deem apology a more proper proceeding than duel. Yet how is apol- ogy to be made consistent with the dignity and dictates of worldly honor? And how can the necessity of duel, that savage, heathenish disgrace to a civilized and Christian land, be at once ob- viated ? 0! the method is easy enough. "It is as easy as lying/' and lying is the remedy. A noble lord, or an honorable member, gets up, and says, that undoubtedly his noble or honor- able friend used such and such words ) but, no doubt, that by those words he did not mean what those words usually mean ; but he meant so and so. Some one on the other side immediately rises on behalf of the offended, and says, that if the offender will say that, by so and so, he did not mean so and so, the offended will be perfectly satisfied. On which the offender rises, and declares that by black he did not mean black, but ichite ; in short, that black is white, and white black : the offended says, Enough, I am satisfied ! The honorable house is satisfied also that life is put out of peril, and what is called honor is satisfied by the sacrifice only of truth. I must beg leave to state, that no one can rejoice more fervently than myself when these disputes terminate without duels ; but must there be a victim ? and must that victim be truth ? As there is no intention to deceive on these oc- casions, nor wish nor expectation to do so, the soul, the essence of lying, is not in the trans- action on the side of the offender. But the offended is forced to say that he is satisfied, when 208 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. he certainly cannot be so. He knows that tho offender meant, at the moment, what he said ; therefore, he is not satisfied when he is told, in order to return his half-drawn sword to the scabbard, or his pistol to the holster, that black means white, and white means black. However, he has his resource : he may ulti- mately tell the truth — declare himself, when out of the house, unsatisfied ) and may (horrible alternative !) peril his life, or that of his oppo- nent. But is there no other course which can be pursued by him who gave the offence ? Must apology, to satisfy, be made in the language of falsehood Y Could it not be made in the touching and impressive language of truth ? Might not the perhaps already penitent offender say, "No: I will not be guilty of the meanness of subterfuge. By the words which I uttered, I meant at the moment what those words conveyed, and nothing else. But I then saw through the medium of passion : I spoke in the heat of resentment; and I now scruple not to say that I am sorry for what I said, and entreat the pardon of him whom I offended. If he be not satisfied, I know the consequences, and must take the responsi- bility." Surely an apology like this would satisfy any one, however offended ; and if the adversary were not contented, the noble or honorable house would undoubtedly deem his resentment brutal, and he would be constrained to pardon the of- fender, in order to avoid disgrace. But I am not contented with the conclusion PAINFUL RESULTS OF LYING. 209 of the apology which I have put into the mouth of the offending party j for I have made him willing, if necessary, to comply with the requi- sitions of icorldly honor. Instead of ending his apology in that unholy manner, I should have wished it to end thus: "But if this heartfelt apology be not sufficient to appease the anger of him whom I have offended, and he expects me, in order to expiate my fault, to meet him in the lawless warfare of single combat, I solemnly declare that I will not so meet him ; that not even the dread of being accused of cowardice, and being frowned on by those whose respect I value, shall induce me to put in peril either his life or my own." If he and his opponent be married men, and, above all, if he be indeed a Christian, he might add, "I will not, for any personal considerations, run the risk of making his wife and mine a widow, and his children and my own fatherless. I will not run the risk of disappointing that confiding tenderness which looks up to us for happiness and protection, by any rash and selfish action of mine. But I am not actuated to this refusal by this consideration alone : I am withheld by one more binding and powerful still. For I re- member the precepts taught in the Bible, * and confirmed in the New Testament; and I cannot, will not, dare not enter into single and deadly * The author inconsiderately writes the name of "Bible" to the Old Testament, as if the New were not a part of the Bible. — [Editor. 210 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. combat, in opposition to that awful command, 'Thou shalt not kill!"' Would any one, however narrow and worldly in his conceptions, venture to condemn as a coward, meanly shrinking from the responsibility he had incurred, the man that could dare to put forth sentiments like these, regardless of that fearful thing, "the world's dread laugh?" There might be some among his hearers by whom this truly noble daring could not possibly be appreciated. But though in both houses of parliament there might be heroes present, whose heads are even bowed down by the weight of their laurels — men whose courage has often paled the cheek of their enemies in battle, and brought the loftiest low — still, I must venture to assert, he who can dare, for the sake of conscience, to speak and act counter to the prejudices and passions of the world, at the risk of losing his standing in society, such a man is a hero in the best sense of the word : his is courage of the most difficult kind; that moral courage, founded in- deed on fear, but a fear that tramples firmly on every fear of man ; for it is that holy fear, the FEAR OF GOD. CHAPTER XIII. LYING THE MOST COMMON OF ALL VICES. I have observed in the preceding chapter, and elsewhere, that all persons, in theory, con- THE MOST COMMON OF ALL VICES. 211 sider lying as the most odious, mean, and per- nicious practice. It is also one which is more than almost any other reproved, if not punished, both in servants and children ; for parents, those excepted whose moral sense has been rendered utterly callous, or who never possessed any, mourn over the slightest deviation from truth in their offspring, and visit it with instant punish- ment. Who has not frequently heard masters and mistresses of families declaring that some of their servants were such liars that they could keep them no longer ? Yet, trying and painful as intercourse with liars is universally allowed to be, since confidence, that necessary guardian of domestic peace, cannot exist where they are, lying is, undoubtedly, THE MOST COMMON OF ALL vices. A friend of mine was once told by a confessor, that it was the one most frequently confessed to him ; and I am sure that if we enter society with eyes open to detect this propensity, we shall soon be convinced that there are few, if any, of our acquaintance, however distinguished for virtue, who are not, on some occasions, led by good and sufficient motives, in their own opinion at least, either to violate or withhold the truth with intent to deceive. Nor do their most conscious or even detected deviations from vera- city fill the generality of the world with shame or compunction. If they commit any other sins, they shrink from avowing them ; but I have often heard persons confess that they had, on certain occasions, uttered a direct falsehood, with an air which proved them to be proud cf the 212 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. deceptive skill with which it was uttered y adding, " But it was only a white lie, you know/' with a degree of self-complacency which showed that, in their eyes, a white lie was no lie at all. And what is more common than to hear even the pro- fessedly pious, as well as the moral, assert that a deviation from truth, or at least withholding* the truth, so as to deceive, is sometimes absolutely necessary ? Yet I would seriously ask of those who thus argue, whether, when they repeat the commandment, "Thou shalt not steal/' they feel willing to admit, either in themselves or others, a mental reservation, allowing them to pilfer in any degree, or even in the slightest particular make free with the property of another ? Would they think that pilfering tea or sugar was a venial fault in a servant, and excusable under strong temptations ? They would answer, " No ;" and be ready to say, in the words of the apostle, " Whosoever in this respect shall offend in one point-, he is guilty of all." Yet I venture to assert that little lying, alias white lying, is as much an infringement of the moral law against "speaking leasing," as little pilfering is of the commandment not to steal ; and I defy any con- sistent moralist to escape from the obligation of the principle which I here lay down. The economical rule, " Take care of the pence, and the pounds will take care of themselves," may, with great benefit, be applied to morals. Few persons, comparatively, are exposed to the danger of committing great crimes, but all are daily and hourly tempted to commit little sins. EXTRACTS. 213 Beware, therefore, of slight deviations from purity and rectitude, and great ones will take care of themselves ; and the habit of resistance to trivial sins will make you able to resist temptation to errors of a more culpable nature; and as those persons will not be likely to exceed improperly in pounds who are laudably saving in pence, and as little lies are to great ones what pence are to pounds, if we acquire a habit of telling truth on trivial occasions, we shall never be induced to violate it on serious and important ones. I shall now borrow the aid of others to strength- en what I have already said on this important sub- ject, or have still to say; as I am painfully conscious of my own inability to do justice to it; and if the good which I desire be but effected, I am willing to resign to others the merit of the success. CHAPTER XIV. EXTRACTS FROM LORD BACON, AND OTHERS. In a gallery of moral philosophers, the rank of Bacon, in my opinion, resembles that of Titian in a gallery of pictures; and some of his successors not only look up to him as authority for certain excellences, but making him, in a measure, their study, they endeavor to diffuse over their own productions the beauty of his conceptions, and the depth and breadth of his manner. I aim there- 214: ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. fore, sorry that those passages in his Essay on Truth which bear upon the subject before me, arc so unsatisfactorily brief: however, as even a sketch from the hand of a master is valuable, I give the following extracts from the essay in question : "But to pass from theological and philosophical truth, to truth, or rather veracity, in civil busi- ness,, it will be acknowledged, even by those who practice it not, that clear and sound dealing is the honor of man's nature, and that mixture of false- hood is like alloy in coin of gold and silver, which may make the metal work the better, but it em- baseth it. For these winding and crooked courses are the goings of the serpent, which goeth basely upon the belly, and not upon the feet. There is no vice that does so overwhelm a man with shame, as to be found false or perfidious ; and therefore Montaigne saith very acutely, when he inquired the reason why the giving the lie should be such, a disgraceful and odious charge, < If it be well weighed/ said he, i to say that a man lies is as much as to say that he is a bravado toward God, and a coward toward man. For the liar in- sults God, and crouches to man/ "—Essay on Truth. I hope I have derived considerable assistance from Addison ; as he ranks so very high in the list of moral writers, that Dr. Watts said of his greatest work, " There is so much virtue in the eight volumes of the Spectator, such a reverence of things sacred, so many valuable remarks for our conduct in life, that they are not improper to lie in parlors, or summer-houses, to entertain one's thoughts in any moments of leisure." But, in EXTRACTS. 215 spite of his fame as a moralist, and of this high eulogiuni from one of the best authorities, Addi- son appears to have done very little as an advo- cate for spontaneous truth, and an assailant of spontaneous lying; and has been much less zeal- ous and effective than either Hawk es worth or Johnson. However, what he has said is well said ; and I have pleasure in giving it : u The great violation of the point of honor from man to man is, giving the lie. One may tell an- other that he drinks and blasphemes, and it may pass unnoticed; but to say he lies, though but in jest, is an affront that nothing but blood can ex- piate. The reason perhaps may be, because no other vice implies a want of courage so much as the making of a lie; and, therefore, telling a man he lies, is touching him in the most sensible part of honor, and indirectly calling him a coward. I cannot omit, under this head, what Herodotus tells us of the ancient Persians : that, from the age of five years to twenty, they instruct their sons only in three things : to manage the horse, to make use of the bow, and to speak the truth."* Spectator, Letter 99. I know not whence Addison took the extract from which I give the following quotation, but I refer my readers to Xo. 352 of the Spectator : "Truth, is always consistent with itself, and needs nothing to help it out : it is always near at * The Christian parent will improve on the Persian, by training his children to the truth from their very birth. — [Editor. 218 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. hand, and sits upon our lips, and is ready to drop out before we are aware : whereas a lie is trouble- some, and sets a man's invention upon the rack; and one trick wants a great many more to make it good. It is like building on a false foundation, which constantly stands in need of props to shore it up, and proves at last more chargeable than to have raised a substantial building at first upon a true and solid foundation; for sincerity is firm and substantial, and there is nothing hollow and unsound in it; and, because it is plain and open, fears no discovery, of which the crafty man is al- ways in danger. All his pretences are so trans- parent, that he that runs may read them : he is the last man that finds himself to be found out; and while he takes it for granted that he makes fools of others, he renders himself ridiculous. Add to all this, that sincerity is the most com- pendious wisdom, and an excellent instrument for the speedy dispatch of business. It creates con- fidence in those we have to deal with, saves the labor of many inquiries, and brings things to an issue in a few words. It is like travelling in a plain beaten road, which commonly brings a man sooner to his journey's end than by-ways, in which men often lose themselves. In a word, whatsoever con- venience may be thought to be in falsehood and dissimulation, it is soon over; but the inconve- nience of it is perpetual, because it brings a man under an everlasting jealousy and suspicion, so that he is not believed when he speaks truth, nor trusted, perhaps, when he means honestly. When a man has once forfeited the reputation of his in- EXTRACTS. 217 tegrity, lie is set fast, and nothing will serve his turn — neither truth nor falsehood." Dr. Hawkes worth, in the "Adventurer/' makes lying the subject of a whole number; and begins thus: " When Aristotle was once asked what a man could gain by uttering falsehoods, he replied, 'Not to be credited when he shall speak the truth/ The character of a liar is at once so hateful and contemptible, that even of those who have lost their virtue, it might be expected that, from the violation of truth, they should be restrained by their pride." And again : "Almost every other vice that disgraces human nature may be kept in countenance by applause and association The liar, and only the liar, is invariably and uni- versally despised, abandoned, and disowned. It is natural to expect that a crime thus generally detested should be generally avoided, etc. Yet so it is, that, in defiance of censure and contempt, truth, is frequently violated; and scarcely the most vigilant and unremitted circumspection will secure him, that mixes with mankind, from being hourly deceived by men of whom it can scarcely be ima- gined that they mean any injury to him, or profit to themselves." He then enters into a copious discussion of the lie of vanity, which he calls the most common of lies, and not the least mischievous; but I shall content myself with only one extract from the conclusion of this paper: "There is, I think, an ancient law in Scotland, by which leas- ing-makixg was capitally punished. I am, in- deed, far from desiring to increase in this country 218 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. the number of executions; yet I cannot but think that they who destroy the confidence of society, weaken the credit of intelligence, and interrupt the security of life, might very properly be awakened to a sense of their crimes by denunciations of a whipping-post or pillory ; since many are so in- sensible of right and wrong, that they have no standard of action but the laiv] nor feel guilt but as they dread punishment" In No. 54 of the same work, Dr. Hawkes worth says that " these men, who consider the imputa- tion of some vices as a compliment, would resent that of a lie as an insult, for which life only could atone. Lying, however/' he adds, " does not in- cur more infamy than it deserves, though other vices incur less. But," continues he, " there is equal turpitude and yet greater meanness in those forms of speech which deceive without direct false- hood. The crime is committed with greater de- liberation, as it requires more contrivance; and by the offenders the use of language is totally per- verted. They conceal a meaning opposite to that which they express : their speech is a kind of rid- dle propounded for an evil purpose." " Indirect lies, more effectually than others, destroy that mutual confidence which is said to be the band of society. They are more frequently repeated, because they are not prevented by the dread of detection. Is it not astonishing that a practice so universally infamous, should not be more generally avoided ? To think, is to renounce it; and, that I may fix the attention of my readers EXTRACTS. 219 a little longer upon the subject, I shall relate a story, which, perhaps, by those who have much sensibility, will not soon be forgotten/' He then proceeds to relate a story, which is, I think, more full of moral teaching than any one I ever read on the subject; and so superior to the preceding ones written by myself, that I am glad there is no necessity for me to bring them in im- mediate competition with it; and that all I need do is to give the moral of that story. Dr. Hawkes- worth calls the tale, " The Fatal Effects of False Apologies and Pretences;" but "the fatal effects of white lying" would have been a juster title; and perhaps my readers will be of the same opin- ion, when I have given an extract from it. I shall preface the extract by saying that, by a se- ries of white lies, well-intentioned, but, like all lies, mischievous in their result, either to the pu- rity of the moral feeling, or to the interests of those who utter them, jealousy was aroused in the husband of one of the heroines, and duel and death were the consequences. The following letter, written by the too successful combatant to his wife, will sufficiently explain all that is necessary for my purpose : u My dear Charlotte : I am the most wretched of all men ; but I do not upbraid you as the cause. Would that I were not more guilty than you ! We are the martyrs of dissimulation. But your dissimulation and falsehood were the effects of mine. By the success of a lie, put into the mouth of a chairman y I was prevented reading a letter which would at last have undeceived me; and, 220 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. by persisting in dissimulation, the Captain has made his friend a fugitive, and his wife a widow. Thus does insincerity terminate in misery and confusion, whether in its immediate purpose it succeeds, or is disappointed. If we ever meet again, (to meet again in peace is impossible, but, if we ever meet again,) let us resolve to be sin- cere : to be sincere is to be wise, innocent, and safe. We venture to commit faults, which shame or fear would prevent, if we did not hope to con- ceal them by a lie. But, in the labyrinth of false- hood, men meet those evils which they seek to avoid; and as in the straight path of truth alone they can see before them, in the straight path of truth alone they can pursue felicity with success. Adieu ! I am dreadful ! — I can subscribe nothing that does not reproach and torment me." Within a few weeks after the receipt of this letter, the .unhappy lady heard that her husband was cast away, in his passage to France. I shall next bring forward a greater champion of truth than the author of the Adventurer ; and put her cause into the hands of the mighty author of the Rambler. Boswell, in his Life of Dr. Johnson, says thus : " He would not allow his servant to say he was not at home when he really was." "A servant's strict regard for truth," said he, "must be weak- ened by the practice. A philosopher may know that it is merely a form of denial ; but few ser- vants are such nice distinguishers. If I accus- tom a servant to tell a lie for me, have I not rea- EXTRACTS. 221 son to apprehend that he will tell many lies for himself?"* " The importance of strict and scrupulous vera- city/' says Boswell, vol. ii. pp. 454, 455, " cannot be too often inculcated. Johnson was known to * Boswell adds, in his own person, "I am however satisfied, that every servant, of any degree of intelligence, understands saying, 'his master is not at home,' not at all as the affirmation of a fact, but as customary words, intimating that his master wishes not to be seen ; so that there can be no bad effect from it." So says the man of the world ; and so say almost all the men of the world, and women too. But even they will admit that the opinion of Johnson is of more weight, on a question of morals, than that of Boswell; and I beg leave to add that of another powerful-minded and pious man. Scott, the editor of the Bible, says, in a note to the fourth chapter of Judges, "A very criminal devia- tion from simplicity and godliness is become customary amongst professed Christians. I mean the instructing and requiring servants to prevaricate, (to word it no more harshly,) in order that their masters may be preserved from the inconvenience of unwelcome visitants. And it should be considered whether they who require their servants to disregard the truth, for their pleasure, will not teach them an evil lesson, and habituate them to use falsehood for their own pleasure also." When I first wrote on this subject, I was not aware that writers of such eminence as those from whom I now quote had written respecting this Lie of Convenience ; but it is most gratifying to me to find the truth of my humble opinion confirmed by such men as Johnson, Scott, and Chalmers. I know not who wrote a very amusing and humorous book, called " Thinks I to Myself;" but this subject is admirably treated there, and with effective ridicule, as, indeed, is worldly insincerity in general. ZZZ ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. be so rigidly attentive to it, that, even in his com- mon conversation, the slightest circumstance was mentioned with exact precision. The knowledge of his having such a principle and habit, made his friends have a perfect reliance on the truth of every thing that he told, however it might have been doubted if told by others. u What a bribe and reward does this anecdote hold out to us to be accurate in relation ! for, of all privileges, that of being considered as a person on whose veracity and accuracy every one can im- plicitly rely, is perhaps the most valuable to a so- cial being/' — Vol. iii. p. 450. " Next morning, while we were at breakfast/' observes the amusing biographer, " Johnson gave a very earnest recommendation of what he him- self practiced with the utmost conscientiousness : I mean, a strict regard to truth, even in the most minute particulars. 'Accustom your chil- dren/ said he, i constantly to this. If a thing happened at one window, and they, when relating it, say that it happened at another, do not let it pass; but instantly check them : you don't know ichere deviation from truth toill end.' Our lively hostess, whose fancy was impatient of the rein, fidgetted at this, and ventured to say, l This is too much. If Mr. Johnson should forbid me to drink tea, I would comply, as I should feel the restraint only twice a day ; but little variations in narrative must happen a thousand times a day, if one is not perpetually watching/ Johnson : ' Well, madam , and you ought to be perpetually ivatching. It is more from carelessness about truth, than from EXTRACTS. ZZo intentional lying, that there is so much falsehood in the world/ " " Johnson inculcated upon all his friends the importance of perpetual vigilance against the slightest degree of falsehood ; the effect of which, as Sir Joshua Reynolds observed to me, has been, that all who were of his school are distinguished for a love of truth and accuracy, which they would not have possessed in the same degree if they had not been acquainted with Johnson."* " We talked of the casuistical question," says Boswell, vol. iv. 334, " whether it was allowable at any time to depart from truth. Johnson : 1 The general rule is, that truth should never be violated; because it is of the utmost importance to the comfort of life that we should have a full security by mutual faith ; and occasional inconve- niences should be willingly suffered, that we may preserve it. I deny/ he observed further on, 'the lawfulness of telling a lie to a sick man, for fear of alarming him. You have no business with consequences : you are to tell the truth.'' " Leaving what the great moralist himself added on this subject, because it is not necessary for my purpose, I shall do Boswell the justice to in- sert the following testimony which he himself bears to the importance of truth : " I cannot help thinking that there is much weight in the opinion of those who have held that * However Boswell' s self-flattery might blind him, what he says relative to the harmlessness of servants denying their masters, makes him an exception to this general rule. 224 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. truth, as an eternal and immutable principle, if never to be violated for supposed, previous, 01 superior obligations, of which every man being led to judge for himself, there is great danger that we too often, from partial motives, persuade our- selves that they exist ; and, probably, whatever extraordinary instances may sometimes occur, where some evil may be prevented by violating this noble principle, it would be found that hu- man happiness would, upon the whole, be more perfect, were truth universally preserved/ ' But however just are the above observations, they are inferior in pithiness and practical power to the following few words, extracted from ano- ther of Johnson's sentences. "All truth is not of equal importance ; but if Utile violations be allowed, every violation will, in time, be thought little^ The following quotation is from the 96th num- ber of the Rambler. It is the introduction to an Allegory, called Truth, Falsehood, and Fiction ; but, as I think his didactic is here superior to his narrative, I shall content myself with giving the first. u It is reported of the Persians, by an ancient writer, that the sum of their education consisted in teaching youth to ride, to shoot with the bow, and to speak truth. The bow and the horse were easily mastered ; but it would have been happy if we had been informed by what arts veracity was cultivated, and by what preservations a Per- sian mind was secured against the temptations of falsehood. EXTRACTS. 225 u There are, indeed, in the present corruptions of mankind, many incitements to forsake truth ; the need of palliating our own faults, and the conve- nience of imposing on the ignorance or credulity of others, so frequently occur; so many immedi- ute evils are to be avoided, and so many present gratifications obtained by craft and delusion, that very few of those who are much entangled in life, have spirit and constancy sufficient to support them in the steady practice of open veracity. In order that all men may be taught to speak truth, it is necessary that all likewise should learn to hear it; for no species of falsehood is more frequent than flattery, to which the coward is betrayed by fear, the dependent by interest, and the friend by tenderness. Those who are neither servile nor timorous, are yet desirous to bestow pleasure ; and, while unjust demands of praise continue to be made, there will always be some whom hope, fear, or kindness will dispose to pay them/' There cannot be a stronger picture given of the difficulties attendant on speaking the strict truth; and I own I feel it to be a difficulty which it re- quires the highest of motives to enable us to overcome. Still, as the old proverb says, " where there is a will, there is a way ;" and if that will be derived from the only right source, the only effective motive, I am well convinced that all ob- stacles to the utterance of spontaneous truth would at length vanish, and that falsehood would be- come as rare as it is contemptible and pernicious. The contemporary of Johnson and Hawkes- worth, Lord Karnes, comes next on my list of 226 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. moral writers who have treated on the subject of truth ; but I am not able to give more than a short extract from his " Sketches of the History of Man /' a work which had no small reputation in its day, and was in every one's hand till ' eclipsed by the depth and brilliancy of more modern Scotch philosophers. He says, p. 169, in his 7th section, with re- spect to veracity in particular, "Man is so con- stituted, that he must be indebted to information for the knowledge of most things that benefit or hurt him; and if he could not depend on in- formation, society would be very little benefited. Further, it is wisely ordered that we should be bound by the moral sense to speak truth, even where we perceive no harm in transgressing that duty, because it is sufficient that harm may come, though not foreseen ; at the same time, falsehood always does mischief It may happen not to injure us externally in our reputation or our goods; but it never fails to injure us in- ternally : the sweetest and most refined pleasure of society is a candid intercourse of sentiments, of opinion, of desires, and wishes; and it would be poisonous to indulge any falsehood in such an intercourse/ 7 My next extracts are from two celebrated di- vines of the Church of England, Bishop Beve- ridge, and Archdeacon Paley. The Bishop, in his "Private Thoughts/' thus heads one of his sections, which he denominates resolutions : " Eesoltjtion III. — lam resolved, by the grace of God, always to make my tongue and heart EXTRACTS. Lli go together, so as never to speak with the one what I do not think in the other. "As my happiness consisteth in nearness and vicinity, so doth my holiness in likeness and con- formity to the chiefest good. I am so much the better, as I am the liker the best ; and so much the holier, as I am more conformable to the holiest, or rather to Him who is holiness itself. Now, one great title which the Most High is pleased to give himself, and by which he is pleased to reveal himself to us, is the God of truth • so that I shall be so much the liker to the God of truth, by how much I am the more con- stant to the truth of God. And the farther I deviate from this, the nearer I approach to the nature of the Devil, who is the father of lies, and liars too. John viii. 44. And therefore, to avoid the scandal and reproach, as well as the danger- ous malignity of this damnable sin, I am resolved, by the blessing of God, always to tune my tongue in unison with niy heart, so as never to speak any thing but what I think really to be true. So that, if ever I speak what is not true, it shall not be the error of my will, but of my under- standing. U I know, lies are commonly distinguished into officious, pernicious, and jocose; and some may fancy some of them more tolerable than others. But, for my own part, I think they are all pernicious ; and therefore not to be jested withal, nor indulged, upon any pretence or color ichatsoever. Not as if it was a sin not to speak exactly as a thing is in itself, or as it seems to 228 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. me in its literal meaning, without some liberty granted to rhetorical tropes and figures; (for so, the Scripture itself would he chargeable with lies; many things being contained in it which are not true in a literal sense.) But I must so use rhetorical, as not to abuse my Christian liberty ; and therefore, never to make use of hyperboles, ironies, or other tropes and figures, to deceive or impose upon my auditors, but only for the better adorning, illustrating, or confirming the matter. "I am resolved never to promise any thing with my mouth, but what I intend to perform in my heart; and never to intend to perform any thing but what I am sure I can perform. For though I may intend to do as I say now, yet there are a thousand weighty things that inter- vene, which may turn the balance of my inten- tions, or otherwise hinder the performance of my promise." I come now to an extract from Dr. Paley, the justly celebrated author of the work entitled, "Moral Philosophy." "A lie is a breach of promise; for whosoever seriously addresses his discourse to another, tacitly promises to speak the truth, because he knows that the truth is expected. Or the ob- ligation of veracity may be made out from the direct ill consequences of lying to social happi- ness; which consequences consist, either in some specific injury to particular individuals, or in the destruction of that confidence which is essential to the intercourse of human life; for which latter reason, a lie may be pernicious in its EXTRACTS. 229 general tendency ; and, therefore, criminal, though it produce no particular or visible mischief to any one. There are falsehoods which are not lies; that is, which are not criminal, as where no one is deceived ; which is the case in parables, fables, jests, tales to create mirth, ludicrous em- bellishments of a story, where the declared de- sign of the speaker is, not to inform, but to divert : compliments in the subscription of a letter: a servant's denying his master: a pri- soner's pleading not guilty : an advocate assert- ing the justice, or his belief in the justice, of his client's cause. In such instances, no confidence is destroyed, because none icas reposed : no promise to speak the truth is violated, because none teas given, or understood to be given. u In the first place, it is almost impossible to pronounce beforehand with certainty concerning any lie, that it is inoffensive, volat irrevocabile, and collects ofttimes reactions in its flight, which entirely change its nature. It may owe, possibly, its mischief to the officiousness or misrepresenta- tion of those who circulate it ; but the mischief is, nevertheless, in some degree chargeable upon the original editor. In the next place, this liberty in conversation defeats its own end. Much of the pleasure, and all the benefit, of conversation, depend upon our opinion of the speaker's veracity, for which this rule leaves no foundation. The faith, indeed, of a hearer must be extremely perplexed, who considers the speaker, or believes that the speaker considers himself, as under no obligation to adhere to truth, but 230 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. according to the particular importance of what he relates. But, besides and above both these reasons, white lies always introduce others of a darker complexion. I have seldom known any one who deserted truth in trifles that could be trusted in matters of importance* u Nice distinctions are out of the question upon occasions which, like those of speech, re- turn every hour. The habit, therefore, when once formed, is easily extended to serve the de- signs of malice or interest : like all habits, it spreads indeed of itself. a As there may be falsehoods which are not lies, so there are many lies without literal or direct falsehood. An opening is always left for this species of prevarication, when the literal and grammatical signification of a sentence is different from the popular and customary mean- ing. It is the wilful deceit that makes the lie ; and . we wilfully deceive when our expressions are not true in the sense in which we believe the hearer apprehends them. Besides, it is ab- surd to contend for any sense of words, in oppo- sition to usage, and upon nothing else; or a man may act a lie, as by pointing his finger in a wrong direction, when a traveller inquires of him. his road ; or when a tradesman shuts up his windows, to induce his creditors to believe that he is abroad ; for, to all moral purposes, and * How contrary is the spirit of this wise observation, and the following ones, to that which Paley manifests in his toleration of servants being taught to deny their masters ! EXTRACTS. 231 therefore as to veracity, speech and action are the same — speech being only a mode of action. Or, lastly, there may be lies of omission. A writer on English history, who in his account of the reign of Charles the First, should wilfully suppress any evidence of that prince's despotic measures and designs, might be said to lie \ for, by entitling his book a History of England, he engages to relate the whole truth of the history, or, at least, all he knows of it." I feel entire unity of sentiment with Paley on all that he has advanced in these extracts, ex- cept in those passages which are printed in Italic ; but Chalmers and Scott have given a complete refutation to his opinion on the innocence of a servant's denying his master, in the extracts given in a preceding chapter; and it will be as ably refuted in some succeeding extracts. But eloquent and convincing as Paley generally is, it is not from his Moral Philosophy that he de- rives his purest reputation. He has long been considered as lax, negligent, and inconclusive, on many points, as a moral philosopher. It was when he came forward as a Christian warrior against infidelity, that he brought his best powers into the field ; and his name will live for ever as the author of Evidences of Christianity, and the Horse Paulinse.* I shall now avail my- * I heard the venerable Bishop of say, that when he gave Dr. Paley some very valuable preferment, he addressed him thus: "I give you this, Dr. Paley, not for your Moral Philosophy, nor for your Natural Theology, but for your Evidences of Christianity, and your Hora> Paulina}." 232 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. self of the assistance of a powerful and eloquent writer of a more modern date, William Godwin, with whom I have entire correspondence of opinion on the subject of spontaneous truth, though on some other subjects I decidedly differ from him. "It was further proposed/' says he, "to consider the value of truth in a practical view, as it relates to the incidents and commerce of ordinary life, under which form it is known by the denomination of sincerity. "The powerful -recommendations attendant on sincerity are obvious. It is intimately connected with the general dissemination of innocence, en- ergy, intellectual improvement, and philanthropy. Did every man impose this law upon himself; did he regard himself as not authorized to conceal any part of his character and conduct ; this cir- cumstance alone would prevent millions of actions from being perpetrated, in which we are now in- duced to engage r by the prospect of success and impunity." " There is a further benefit that would result to me from the habit of telling every man the truth, regardless of the dictates of worldly prudence and custom : I should acquire a clear, ingenuous, and unembarrassed air. Ac- cording to the established modes of society, when- ever I have a circumstance to state which would require some effort of mind and discrimination to enable me to do it justice, aud state it with proper effect, I fly from the task, and take refuge in silence and equivocation." "But the principle which forbade me concealment, would keep my mind for ever awake, and for ever warm. I should always be obliged to exert my attention, EXTRACTS. 233 lest, in pretending to tell the truth, I should tell it in so imperfect and mangled a way as to pro- duce the effect of falsehood. If I spoke to a man of my own faults, or those of his neighbor, I should be anxious not to suffer them to come distorted or exaggerated to his mind, or permit what at first was fact, to degenerate into satire. If I spoke to him of the errors he had himself com- mitted, I should carefully avoid those inconsider- ate expressions which might convert what was in it- self beneficent into offence, and my thoughts would be full of that kindness and generous concern for his welfare which such a task necessarily brings with it. The effects of sincerity upon others would be similar to its effects on him that prac- ticed it. Plain-dealing, truth spoken with kind- ness, but spoken with sincerity, is the most wholesome of all disciplines.-' " The only species of sincerity which can, in any degree, prove satisfactory to the enlightened moralist and politi- cian, is that where frankness is perfect, and every degree of reserve is discarded/'' " Nor is there any danger that such a charac- ter should degenerate into ruggedness and bru- tality. " Sincerity, upon the principles on which it is here recommended, is practiced from a conscious- ness of its utility ; and from sentiments of philan- thropy. u It will communicate frankness to the voice, fervor to the gesture, and kindness to the heart. "The duty of sincerity is one of those general princioles which reflection and experience have 234 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. enjoined upon us as conducive to the happiness of mankind/' " Sincerity and plain-dealing are eminently con- ducive to the interests of mankind at large, be- cause they afford that ground of confidence and reasonable expectation which are essential to wis- dom and virtue." I feel it difficult to forbear giving further ex- tracts from this very interesting and well-argued part of the work from which I quote; but the limits necessary for my own book forbid me to indulge myself in copious quotations from this. I must, however, give two further extracts from the conclusion of this chapter : " No man can be eminently either respectable, or amiable, or useful, who is not distinguished for the frankness and candor of his manners. . . . He that is not conspicuously sincere* either very little partakes of the passion of doing good, or is pitiably igno- rant of the means by which the objects of true benevolence are to be effected." The writer pro- ceeds to discuss the mode of excluding visitors; and it is done in so powerful a manner, that I must avail myself of the aid which it affords me. u Let us, then, according to the well-known axiom of morality, put ourselves in the place of that man upon whom is imposed this ungra- cious task. Is there any of us that would be con- tented to perform it in person, and to say that our father and brother were not at home, when they were really in the house T Should we not feel ourselves contaminated by the plebeian lie ? Can we thus be justified in requiring that from EXTRACTS. 235 another which we should shrink from as an act of dishonor in ourselves?" I must here beg leave to state that, generally speakings masters and mistresses only command their servants to tell a lie which they would be very willing to tell themselves. I have heard wives deny their hus- bands, husbands their wives, children their par- ents, and parents their children, with as much un- blushing effrontery as if there were no such thing as truth, or its obligations; but I respect his question on this subject, envy him his ignorance, and admire his epithet, plebeian lie. But then I think that all lies are plebeian. Was it not a king of France, a captive in this kingdom, who said, (with an honorable conscious- ness that a sovereign is entitled to set a high ex- ample to his people,) "If honor be driven from every other spot, it should always inhabit the breast of kings V And if truth be banished from every other description of persons, it ought more especially to be found on the lips of those whom rank and fortune have placed above the reach of strong temptation to falsehood. But while I think that, however exalted be the rank of the person who utters a lie, that person suffers by his deceit a worse than plebeian degra- dation, I also assert, that the humblest plebeian, who is known to be incapable of falsehood, and to utter, on all occasions, spontaneous truth, is raised far above the mendacious patrician in the scale of real respectability ; and, in comparison, the plebeian becomes patrician, and the patrician plebeian. 236 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. I shall conclude my references with extracts from two modern Scotch philosophers of consider- able and deserved reputation, Dr. Reid, and Dr. Thomas Brown.* " Without fidelity and trust, there can be no human society. There never was a society, even of savages, nay, even of robbers and pirates, in which there was not a great degree of veracity and fidelity amongst themselves. Every man thinks himself injured and ill-used when he is imposed upon. Every man takes it as a reproach when falsehood is imputed to him. There are the clearest evidences that all men disapprove of falsehood, when their judgment is not biased." — Reid's Essays on the Potver of the Human Mind, chap, vi., " On the Nature of a Contract." "The next duty of which we have to treat, is that of veracity, which relates to the knowledge or belief of others, as capable of being affected by the meanings, true or false, which our words or our conduct may convey ; and consists in the faithful conformity of our language, or of our conduct, when it is intended tacitly to supply the place of language, to the truth which we profess to deliver; or, at least, to that which is at the time believed by us to be true. So much of the happiness of social life is derived from the use of language, and so profitless would the mere power * This latter gentleman, with whom I had the plea- sure of being personally acquainted, has, by his early death, left a chasm in the world of literature, and in the domestic circle in which he moved, which cannot easily be filled up. EXTRACTS. 237 of language be, but for the truth which dictates it, that the abuse of the confidence which is placed in our declarations may not merely be in the highest degree injurious to the individual de- ceived, but would tend, if general, to throw back the whole race of mankind into that barbarism from which they have emerged, and ascended through still purer air, and still brighter sun- shine, to that noble height which they have reached. It is not wonderful, therefore, that veracity, so important to the happiness of all, and yet subject to so many temptations of personal interest in the violation of it, should, in all na- tions, have had a high place assigned to it among the virtues." — Dr. Thomas Brown s Lectures on the Philosophy of the Human Mind, vol. iv. p. 225. It may be asked why I have taken the trouble to quote from so many authors, in order to prove what no one ever doubted ; namely, the import- ance and necessity of speaking the truth, and the meanness and mischief of uttering falsehood. But I have added authority to authority, in order renewedly to force on the attention of my readers that not one of these writers mentions any al- lowed exception to the general rule, that truth is always to be spoken : no mental reservation is pointed out as permitted on special occasions: no individual is authorized to be the judge of right or wrong in his own case, and to set his own opin- ion of the propriety and necessity of lying, in particular instances, against the positive precept to abstain from lying; an injunction which is so 238 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. commonly enforced in the page of the moralist, that it becomes a sort of imperative command. Still, in spite of the universally acknowledged conviction of mankind, that truth is virtue, and falsehood vice, T scarcely know an individual who does not occasionally shrink from acting up to his conviction on this point, and is not, at times, irresistibly impelled to qualify that conviction, by saying, that on " almost all occasions the truth is to be spoken, and never to be withheld/' Or they may, perhaps, quote the well-known proverb, that " truth is not to be spoken at all times." But the real meaning of that proverb appears to me to be simply this : that we are never officiously or gratuitously to utter offensive truths ; not that truth, when required, is ever to be withheld. The principle of truth is an immutable principle, or it is of no use as a guard, nor safe as the foundation of morals. A moral law on which it is dangerous to act to the uttermost, is, however admirable, no better than Harlequin's horse, which was the very best and finest of all horses, and worthy of the admiration of the whole world, but unfortunately the horse was dead; and if the law to tell the truth inviolably is not to be strictly adhered to, without any regard to conse- quences, it is, however admirable, as useless as the merits of Harlequin's dead horse. King Theodoric, when advised by his courtiers to de- base the coin, declared, "that nothing which bore his image should ever lie." Happy would it be for the interests of society, if, having as much proper self-respect as this good monarch EXTRACTS. 239 had ; we could resolve never to allow our looks or words to bear any impress, but that of the strict truth; and were as reluctant to give a false im- pression of ourselves, in any way, as to circulate light sovereigns and forged bank-notes. that the day may come when it shall be thought as dishonorable to commit the slightest breach of veracity, as to pass counterfeit shillings ; and when both shall be deemed equally detrimental to the safety and prosperity of the community! I intend in a future work to make some obser- vations on several collateral descendants from the large family of lies : such as inaccuracy in RELATION J PROMISE-BREAKING ) ENGAGEMENT- BREAKING, and want oe punctuality. Per- haps procrastination comes in a degree under the head of lying; at least, procrastinators lie to themselves : they say, " I will do so and so to- morrow;" and as they believe their own assertions, they are guilty of self-deception, the most danger- ous of all deceptions. But those who are enabled by constant watchfulness never to deceive others, will at last learn never to deceive themselves ; for truth being their constant aim in all their dealings, they will not shrink from that most ef- fective of all means to acquire it, self-examina- tion. ' 240 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. CHAPTER XV. OBSERVATIONS ON THE EXTRACTS FROM HAWKESWORTH AND OTHERS. In the preceding chapter I have given various extracts from authors who have written on the subject of truth, and borne their testimony to the necessity of a strict adherence to it on all occa- sions, if individuals wish not only to be safe and respectable themselves, but to establish the inte- rests of society on a sure foundation j but, before I proceed to other comments on this important subject, I shall make observations on some of the above-mentioned extracts. Dr. Hawkesworth says, " that the liar, and only the liar, is universally despised, abandoned, and disowned." But is thisthe fact ? Inconvenient, dangerous, and disagreeable though it be to as- sociate with those on whose veracity we cannot depend, yet which of us has ever known himself, or others, refuse intercourse with persons who ha- bitually violate the truth ? We dismiss the ser- vant, indeed, whose habit of lying offends us, and we cease to employ the menial, or the tradesman ; but when did we ever hesitate to associate with a liar of rank and opulence ? When was our moral sense so delicate as to make us refuse to eat of the costly food, and reject the favor or services of any one, because the lips of the obliger were stained with falsehood, and the conversation with OBSERVATIONS ON THE EXTRACTS. 241 guile ? Surely, this writer overrates the delicacy of moral feeling in society, or we, of these lat- ter days, have fearfully degenerated from our an- cestors. He also says, c( that the imputation of a lie is an insult for which life only can atone.' ' And amongst men of worldly honor, duel is undoubt- edly the result of the lie given and received. Consequently, the interests of truth are placed under the secure guardianship of fear on great occasions. But it is not so on daily and more common ones ; and the man who would thus fa- tally resent the imputation of falsehood, does not even reprove the lie of convenience in his wife and children, nor refrain from being guilty of it himself : he will often, perhaps, be the bearer of a lie to excuse them from keeping a disagreeable engagement ; and will not scruple to make lying apologies for some negligence of his own. But is Dr. Hawkesworth right in saying that offenders like these are shunned and despised ? Certainly not \ nor are they even self -reprobated, nor would they be censured by others if their falsehood were detected. Yet are they not liars ? and is the lie imputed to them (in resentment of which impu- tation they were willing to risk their life, and the life of another) a greater breach of the moral law, than the little lies which they are so willing to tell ? and who, that is known to tell lies on tri- vial occasions, has a right to resent the imputa- tion of lying on great ones ? Whatever flatteriug unction we may lay to our souls, there is only one wrong and one right ; and I repeat, that, as those 242 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. servants who pilfer groceries only are with justice called thieves, because they have thereby shown that the principle of honesty is not in them, so may the utterers of little lies be with justice called liars, because they equally show that they are strangers to the restraining and immutable princi- ple of truth. Hawkesworth says that " indirect lies more effectually destroy mutual confidence, that band of society, than any others;" and I fully agree with him in his idea of the " great turpitude and greater meanness of those forms of speech which deceive without direct falsehood m " but I cannot agree with him that these deviations from truth are "universally infamous :" on the contrary, they are even scarcely reckoned a fault at all ; their very frequency prevents them from being censured, and they are often considered both ne- cessary and justifiable. In that 'touching and useful tale by which Hawkesworth illustrates the pernicious effect of indirect as well as direct lies, " a lie put into the mouth of a chairman, and another lie, accompa- nied by WITHHOLDING OF THE WHOLE TRUTH, are the occasion of duel and of death." And what were these lies, direct and indirect, active and passive ? Simply these. The bearer of a note is desired to say that he comes from a milliner, when, in reality, he comes from a lady in the neighborhood ; and one of the principal actors in the story leaves word that he is gone to a coffee-house, when, in point of fact, he is gone to a friend's house. That friend, on being OBSERVATIONS ON THE EXTRACTS. 243 questioned by him, withholds or conceals part of the truth, meaning to deceive;- the wife of the questioner does the same; and thus, though both are innocent, even in thought, of any thing offensive to the strictest propriety, they be- come involved in the fatal consequences of im- puted guilt, from which a disclosure of the whole truth would at once have preserved them. Now, I would ask if there be any thing more common in the daily affairs of life, than those very lies and dissimulations which I have selected ? Who has not given, or heard given, this order : "Do not say where you came from;" and often accompanied by, " If you are asked, say you do not know, or you came from such a place?" Who do not frequently conceal where they have been ; and while they own to the questioner that they have been to such a place, and seen such a per- son, keep bach the information that they have been to another place, and seen another jjerson, though they are very conscious that the two lat- ter were the real objects of the inquiry made ? Some may reply, " Yes : I do these things every day perhaps, and so does every one ; and where is the harm of it ? You cannot be so absurd as to believe that such innocent lies, and a conceal- ment such as I have a right to indulge in, will certainly be visited by consequences like those imagined by a writer of fiction V I answer, No ; but though I cannot be sure that fatal consequences will be the result of that im- possible thing, an innocent lie, some conse- quences attend on all deviations from truth, which 244 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. it were better to avoid. In the first place, the lying order given to a servant, or inferior, not only lowers the standard of truth in the mind of the person so commanded, but it loioers the per- son who gives it : it weakens that military ra- sped with which the lower orders regard the higher. Servants and inferiors are shrewd obser- vers ; and those domestics who detect a laxity of mora.s in their employers, and find that they do not hold truth sacred, but are ready to teach others to lie for their service, deprive themselves of their best claims to respect and obedience from them, that of a deep conviction of their moral superi- ority. And they who discover in their intimate friends and associates a systematic habit, an as- sumed and exercised right of telling only as much of the truth as suits their inclinations and pur- poses, must feel their confidence in them most painfully destroyed ; and listen, in future, to their disclosures and communications with unavoidable suspicion and degrading distrust. The account given by Boswell of the regard paid by Dr. Johnson to truth on all occasions, furnishes us with a still better shield against de- viations from it, than can be afforded even by the best and most moral fiction. For as Longi- nus was said " to be himself the great sublime he draws/' so Johnson was himself the great ex- ample of the benefit of those precepts which he lays down for the edification of others ; and, what is still more useful and valuable to us, he proves that however difficult it maybe to speak the truth and to be accurate on all occasions, it is certainly OBSERVATIONS OX THE EXTRACTS. 245 possible; for, as Johnson could do it why cannot others ? It requires not his force of intellect to enable us to follow his example : all that is ne- cessary is a knowledge of right and wrong, a re- verence for truth, and an abhorrence of deceit Such was Johnson's known habit of telling the truth, that even improbable things were believed, if he narrated them ! Such was the respect for truth which his practice of it excited, and such the beneficial influence of his example, that all his intimate companions " were distinguished for a love of truth and accuracy/' derived from asso- ciation with him. I can never read this account of our great moral- ist without feeling my heart glow with emula- tion and triumph ! With emulation, because I know that it must be my own fault if I become not as habitually the votary of truth as he him- self was ; and with triumph, because it is a com- plete refutation of the commonplace arguments against enforcing the necessity of spontaneous truth, that it is absolute!?/ impossible; and that, if possible, what would be gained by it ? What would be gained by it? Society at large would, in the end, gain a degree of safety and purity far beyond what it has hitherto known; and, in the meanwhile, the individuals who speak truth would obtain a prize worthy the highest aspirings of earthly ambition — the constant and involuntary confidence and reverence of their fel- low-creatures. The consciousness of truth and ingenuousness oaves a radiance to the countenance, a freedom to 246 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. the play of the lips, a persuasion to the voice, and a graceful dignity to the person, which no other quality of mind can equally bestow. And who is not able to recollect the direct contrast to this picture exhibited by the conscious utterer of false- hood and disingenuousness ? Who has not ob- served the downcast eye, the snapping, restless eyelid, the changing color, and the hoarse, im- peded voice, which sometimes contradict what the hesitating lip utters, and stamp, on the positive assertion, the undoubted evidence of deceit and insincerity ? Those who make up the usual mass of society are, when tempted to its common dissimulations, like little boats on the ocean, which are continually forced to shift sail, and row away from danger; or, if obliged to await it, are necessitated, from want of power, to get on one side of the billow, instead of directly meeting it : while the firm votaries of truth, when exposed to the temptations of false- hood, proceed undaunted along the direct course, like the majestic vessel, coming boldly and directly on, breasting the waves in conscious security, and inspiring confidence in all whose well-being is in- trusted to them. Is it not a delightful sensation to feel and to inspire confidence ? Is it not de- lightful to know, when we lie down at night, that, however darkness may envelop us, the sun will undoubtedly rise again, and chase away the gloom ? True, he may rise in clouds, and his usual splen- dor may not shine out upon us during the whole diurnal revolution ; still, we know that, though there be not sunshine, there will be light, and we OBSERVATIONS ON THE EXTRACTS. 247 betake ourselves to our couch, confiding in the as- surances of past experience, that day will succeed to night, and light to darkness. But is it not equally delightful to feel this cheering confidence in the moral system of the circle in which we move ? And can any thing inspire it so much as the constant habit of truth in those with whom we live ? To know that we have friends on whom we can always rely for honest counsel, ingenuous reproof, and sincere sympathy, — to whom we can look with never-doubting confidence in the night of our soul's despondency, knowing that they will rise on us like the cheering, never-failing light of day, speaking unwelcome truths, perhaps, but speaking them with tenderness and discretion, — is, surely, one of the dearest comforts which this world can give. It is the most precious of the earthly staffs permitted to support us as we go, trembling, short-sighted, and weary pilgrims, along the checkered path of human existence. And is it not an ambition worthy of thinking and responsible beings to endeavor to qualify our- selves, and those whom we love, to he such friends as these ? And if habits of unblemished truth will bestow this qualification, were it not wise to labor hard in order to attain them, undaunted by difficulty, undeterred by the sneers of worldlings, who cannot believe in the possibility of that moral excellence which they feel themselves unable to obtain ? To you, ye parents and preceptors, I parti- cularly address myself. Guard your own lips from " speaking leasing/' that the quickly discerning 248 ILLUSTRATIONS OF LYING. child or servant may not, in self-defence, set the force of your example against that of your pre- cepts. If each individual family would seriously resolve to avoid every species of falsehood them- selves, whether authorized by custom or not, and would visit every deviation from truth, in those accused, with punishment and disgrace, the ex- ample would unceasingly spread ; for, even now, wherever the beauty of truth is seen, its influence is immediately felt, and its value acknowledged. Individual efforts, however humble, if firm and repeated, must be ultimately successful ; as the feeble mouse in the fable was, at last, enabled by its perseverance to gnaw the cords asunder which held the mighty lion. Difficult, I own, would such general purification be; but what is impossible to zeal and enterprise ? Hercules, as fabulous but instructive story tells us, when he was required to perform the appa- rently impossible task of cleansing the Augean stables, exerted all his strength, and turned the course of a river through them to effect his pur- pose, proving by his success that nothing is im- possible to perseverance and exertion \ and how- ever long the duration and wide-spreading the pollutions of falsehood and dissimulation in the world, there is a river which, if suffered to flow over their impurities, is powerful enough to wash away every stain, since it flows from the " foun- tain OF EVER-LIVING WATERS." RELIGION THE BASIS OF TRUTH. 2. & • *^. 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