P s . THE LATEST FAD, i }" - \ ^'"^^-^.-^'^'^^-'''i^^ "^-"^^ '^^ c^ '^' ^^V S^' "^ ■^' ■^' ^ V LIBRARY OF CONGRESS. ®|ap, iujnjrtgi^i !fij. Shelf ^i^-^'^'' M 4 5 L S UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. THE LATEST FAD. RY ANEMONE. ^U/uL ^, 71-1^^-^ OF ^.V^l '^\^mi&Hr ^'V rAPR 8 IB^L> ^ /7^ • )V ;i,. lis, th) l((l«sl /(Id is Oiil . ./ 'II" 1 r (iiii '■ in (/(), ■Xl .V( iKilh , // /. V //(, ' /(((If , //">/ (• K/f.SY : ahoKl. 7V > v (((k ((I ((I lell , TdUtr f/lf 1 'I-Kth." ulnvUlr Ti UK s. " V ^- '^ ^'^'*'' VILLE, KY. VIIARLE,^ T. DEARINd 1«95, \ M A- ^ ^ ^ Copyright, 1895. THE LATEST FAD, INTRODUCTION. Tliu SHOW has melted, the ice has broken on the river, and the sun shines warm and bright. I love the warmth and seek the light with joy — seek it early with fondest hope, for I have slumbered in a gentle breast and dreamed sweet dreams of golden and crimson rays. Have I been timid^ No, I have been cau- tious; from sacred involucre that has shielded my heart I have slowly pushed once, twice, thrice a delicate, quinate leaf, and the fresh wind, that gave me name, has fanned my petaloid calyx to a dreamy unfolding that I may look up to the gloriously bright sky, and I am called Anemone. This is a beautiful world and a jolly go-lucky old town that has tried to cast off its provincial ways, even as I have burst through the crust and aspire to higher things. The smoke that curls above is gray, but it is fantastic; there is a glow of sunlight on many spires, and glinting rays and shadows below that whirl and waltz together; there is a soft splash from the river and a twittering of birds that is heard like an iv INTEOBUCTION. uiulertone amid musical bells and reverberating whistles. Are there warmer skies, or brighter lights? I question. "Yes! jesi" the wind whispers, but expanding my corolla until the silky vestment can bear no greater strain, I answer back for him to bear far away, — "It can not be, for this is Louisville, and Louis- ville is my homel^' There is a great burst of sounds, a whirring of wheels, a buzzing of saws and the tram- pling of many feet, but each has a voice of its own to me; there is something new of which all would speak — just a fad for a time-honored mother. The breaking ice thundered it forth, and when it melted away the murmuring waves caught up the refrain; it resounds in the bells, is echoed in the footsteps, falls with each trip- hammer, and winds with circular saws; half- fledged sparrows twitter it from the eaves, it is whispered by rustling silk on counters spread, and comes from club-houses in tinkling tones of silver and glass; the frogs by the river are hoarsely croaking it, dainty lips are appeal- ingly calling for it, even the silvery notes of the cricket on each hearth, like a little Tuba amid greater horns, keeps constantly singing, "Tell the truth! Tell the truth! It is Louis- ville's latest Fad!" CHAPTER L MUSINGS. Golden bars of lio;lit form ladders for shin- ing step-ways upward. How pure it must be above the odor of the earth I Still this is a charming old world, its dust is heaped in so many shapely forms that lure the fancy and fetter the heart, and the denizens of this town on the river are not all climbing higher. There is a heaven over all, I have heard it said, and just below it an atmospheric realm where all with wings may soar, and 1 have been told, too, that all mortals may have pin- ions and tiy away to joys celestial if they but obey One whose light is the life of all, yet they are content here. I cannot mount higher, but I crave that light; it brought me from dark- ness to-day. I know there is another realm below me, for it was once my home, and dark- ness reigns there evermore, yet it is fraught with life and hope and beauty, and those who were my friends there are all seeking the light. I knew and loved them, nurtured in the same bosom. I knew their hopes and aspirations, their sorrows jind weaknesses, even as they () THE LATEST FAD. knew mine, and in the proper season I know tliey will all come to the lio^ht. Oh I w\\y do not men mount higher too? We of that dark sphere have an unspoken language with a meaning all our own, and a moral law, too, so that we bespeak ourselves just what we are. There is one who above the crust, after many others have bloomed and faded, lifts his head proudly, and though he hath not lips to move, he hath a mein that pro- claims solemnly, •'Truth needs no flowers of speech.*" Were he human he would be a nobleman among men, as he is a peer in the Flower Land, in whose soft hush words are not language. Mortals call him White Chrysanthemum. People are like flowers, and there are all sorts from the hot-house to the field; sometimes when they smile I see them look like petals softly touched by the wind, and I see, too, frowns that dwarf and shrivel, and sorrows that have crippled form and fancy like a flower crushed by a heedless foot, or withered by drouth, or the worm at the core, and I am sad oft-times because it is the fairest that is blighted. Nor do mortals need words to be- speak them what they are; they are but walking MUSINGS. . 1 stalks hooded, capped, or petaled, each with an einblein (it is a thonglit not new, perhaps, but tVuo) actions and faces speak witliout tlie C'orn-cockle's hmguage to tell where there is '^niore beauty than worth." I have seen one in this city who steps lightly in his mundane walk; I have noted all his folly, and observed all that lifts him above his incon- sistency. He has easy grace, and many charming costumes, and when I see him raise his head haughtily, only to bow graciously, I watch the tiickering light on his smooth cheeks and the fringe-like hair parted in the middle with dainty yet careless touch, and I know that he is a human Carnation, that he hath that ''haughty spirit that goeth before a fall." 1 heard his musings, and I am sure he has lieard some sounds to which 1 have listened. He was alone in quarters such as bachelors love, in faultless smoking-jacket and cap, and the smoke that puffed above his lazy head took many a cue and turn like the thoughts in the bewildered pate it enveloped. Those thoughts would have been bright and fanciful enough, only he tried to stupefy them by his own indifference. "Gad! 1 have done everything a fellow — ah (even thoughts can drawl) wants to do — ah. S THE LATEST FAD. 1 have gone every gait, I imagine. Have liad coats from shortest sacks to cUiw-haramers, ])antaloons like bags, and pantaloons as tig) it as Mephistopheles could bear 'em. Neckties have been Windsor, stock, or four-in-hand, whatever the goddess decreed; I have gone barehanded, have gloried in the precisest gloves, have had box toes, gondolas, and tooth-picks on my wretched feet; have studied stripes and checks in variation until my eyes twitched and my head swam; have carried a cane with a head heavier than my own, and once a watch guard that would answer for a log- chain. IVe been crammed into corners, have sat behind theatre hats, have quietly watched pug puppies get kisses while I have got none; IVe been sat upon by boarding-house keepers, and hoodood by hackmen, and have tried to bear it all with the spirit of a man; IVe been to Hower shows, dog shows, and even the Gallimaufry, and my courage failed not, but at last— the deuce take it! 1 am out of the count and clear out of the fashion, (down went the ])ipe, ashes and all) for I can't tell the truth!" IVY A VENUE. CPIAPTER J I. TYY AVENUE. Tliere is many n way and many a turn in tliis merry town for tlie lieavy tread as well as the light trip, trip, but none like one I will mention. Fourth they say in rotation, bnt when four is meant lY is often written; what is i-Y but I-vy, when pronunciation is made^ Then in the term that I know Ivy Avenue let it be with a language of its own — "Nothing can part us'' — for what has ever parted long my sweet girlish flowers from the pretty Ivy trail, evergreen and fresh in its own bower, and evergreen and fresh in their thoughts and memories. I have seen many flower-like faces come and go on Ivy Avenue. Hot- house Roses, Wild Violets, even the common little Field Daisy, with the sorrowing Myrtle, but three have often come together that I love to watch. They have fluttered as the air flutters the petals on a rose, and whispered like a fairy's eolian strain played by the night wind on the stamens of a lily. They have admired with ecstasies of delight Easter cards and flowers, have sought 10 THE LA TEST FA 1). out with eyes as briglit as periwinkles the lat- est modes and the catcliy fads, and thej are admired by all, tor do they not bring a breath of this bright spring as they walkif Oh! they are so dainty and so sweet I How their godets shimmer in light and shade, rustling together like newly budded leaves! How their ribbons gleam like the tinted waves of color that deck the sunset sky! my three charming ones! And all have seen them (for their homes are right here in this dear old town) my Hyacinth, my Snowdrop, my White Moss Rose. My Hyacinth is tall and fair, and this new spring light loves to hide in her shining hair, burnished with gold. She has wanted for ncnhing through all her dainty tripping on this crust the Howers break through. She had an ancestor who has been mentioned in many books. Who has not heard of that charming Hyacinthus whom Zephyrus slew I Her family is still among the first; it has known the high- est culture for years and years, and she is called an heiress because she has heired all the good gifts conferred upon it. She can afford to be erect, and she will never bend without breaking; that is why she has broken so many hearts, and her own heart — ah! I have seen IVY AVENUE. 11 wliat is in it, my frao-raiit one, hut I will wliisper it softly, she is not iilwiiy.s hai)))y: slic is jealous — jealousy, alas! is tlie (Mnhlcjii <»f herself and of her kindred. My little Snowdrop, is small, her face is pearly white, and her eyes so gentle have a pink shade creeping over an azure blue, blend- ing to purple in their earnest depth, and, like a dew-drop on a bud, you can read her ])ure thoughts through and through, but hers is a courageous little heart. Her forefathers have braved many storms, and written their names on famous fields, and her language is as true as unspoken words can be; it is the unspoken stealing imperceptibly to the senses that is always truth, while noisy utterances, we who listen in silence know may be but boasting. Hers is no vain boasting, as with white chiseled features turned to the light she mutely tells, '^I am no summer friend.'' My White Moss Rose — see the grace if she droops her head I see the radiance if she lifts her face! She has lived in ease, has been loved and petted, sorrow has been but a mist that the warm sun rolled back in a cloudlet veil to un- fold her beauty. She has a name of wdiich she may be proud the world over, and a kin- dred of unsullied honor of whom she is ne'er 12 THE LATEST FAD. asliamed to speak. She can bend ajracioiisly, but slie can haughtily sway back, and slie is not afraid; her insight is clear, her response (juick, her cleverness (like the silky, emerald- liued moss drooping over the stem) hides what intuitively she knows until the polished thorn of her repartee strikes her offender. True! true! my peerless! The soundless music of floral tongue to fathomless senses sends a cease- less thrill — '-Thou art one of a thousand.'' One special day I saw this trio glide the evergreen trail of Ivy, and the breath of the passage was perfume; and I heard it said by others, "The lilies of the field, they toil not, neitlier do they spin, yet Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these,'' and I knew it was so. They bowed and smiled, and met many who bowed and smiled in return. One they met was tall and erect, and his eyes shone like stars with a (juick flash of white light in a dark purple iris. He was greeted with dimples that came and went in velvet-petaled cheeks like the sunbeams love to come and go in a garden of flowers, and when he spoke little Snow^drop drooped her head, and a hue like the first rosy light of dawn spread over her face, then it was I felt a pain 1 could hardly define for I knew him well; IVY AVJ^NUE. • i:{ I liavL' met liini often— the showy Sweet-Will iani. AhisI "A man may smile and be avillain too/' He claims kinship with Carnation, and far back, I believe, they did have a common an- cestor, but Carnation is not proud of it. He has a relation, though, whom I know — the Wild-sweet-william — unwelcome in garden, field, or border; tenacious ever, but never val- iant, he iiees a storm and blooms in drouthy August; his habits are scanty, his means lim- ited, so he dwells among rocks and where the soil is poorest. Ah! my poor little Snowdrop, the grandest Sweet-william was ne'er fit for thy mate. Let him bow his presumptuous head on his coarse, fibrous stem and pass on his way. He knows by-paths that you know not, and fiaunts him- self in places where you would wither. He is showy, but a silver fiask can hold a fiery fiuid, and polished cards when trumps may insinuate as much fraud as the commonest paste-board. His gaudy jewelry is his insignia, his showy clothes the regalia of his order, for pools are pools wherever bought. It was said of old, 'Hipon his vesture they cast lots," and the wind of chance has scattered that seed through every generation. Oh I let him go, my little darling, let him go I 14 THE LATEST FA I). True, tliu fuiuily of Diiiiitliiis, of wliicli lie is a scion, had many wortliy branches, but think of the species and not of tlie genus. It is a hiw of dear old Botanj that, that which hath thorns, or scales, or habits peculiarly its own must be considered a se])arate tribe. Sweet- william can never be a Carnation, nor a China- pink, tliough some kind of cousin to them, lie might have represented a branch as worthy as they, (Gerarde spoke well of his fathers) but we only know now that ''be smiles and is a villain." I heard springing foot-steps overtaking the dainty trio, and I smiled when I recognized the one who approached. It was Carnation; he hurried that he might speak before they en- tered the carriage waiting for them, but he arrived just when they were seated, and laid his hand on the shining varnish of the door U) stay them, or that old Berberry, the coach man , ("a sour temper is no slight evil") would have driven away. Coachmen always tire of wait- ing, I believe, I have been told. Carnation was not alone, a youth with a silky down on chin and cheeks, who is seen here, there and everywhere, was with him. He is called Dandelion, and below the crust it is 71')' A VENUE. L") said tliiit lie intrudes, lie was in liis own colors, tor Carnation would have eluded liim if he could. It is happiness to stand with one foot on a carriage step with three such iiowers within, and Carnation realized it, but Dandelion did not so much enjoy leaning against the door in the background, although he peeped under the fringe straight into White Moss Rose's face. She is the chosen one of his budding affections, but alasl she is the choice, too, (as all Louis- ville knows) of Carnation's full-blown hope. Hyacinth looked ill at ease, and grew rest- less like a Hower starting and trembling when some foreign insect invades its perianth and makes it quiver — Carnation, the handsomest man in town, did not bow his perfumed head in acknowledgement of her charms, but sought, ever, her fair rival. Of what were they talking? Not of poetry, niusic and art, great w^ords and hard words ex- press all that. A silent How like my own sweet language sparkled a moment in his eyes, and then went straight to a mossy depth, was placidly received and softly covered, while, all the time the lips of these mortal plants rattled of joyous themes and tinkled with merry laughter. 1() THE LATEIST FAD. Why should they not speak of the new f