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Bill DetiKc. •' i Jij 'i'lie l./LliCll li I'irae, the Poor IJ. 4 07 T!K' '•VlsoF: ^14 rVr.ikcn L'ri' 1 I ■' 1 1 , . •''' ''''• 272 1 1 ;; 1 Beyoiul Pmi ■ 2()S 8H) i . > to the '.V.-. ; : from JIoii. sh Outcast's V ;aANCS PLAYS. an. d3 strictly Temperance. A FARCE IN ONE ACT. — BT — Author Of "Taggs, the Waif,'' "Mi/ Pard," "Claim 96,^* "DevUi Compact," "Mountain Eose,'' etc. ^ '■^ TO WHICH IS ADDED^— A DESCRIPTION OF THE COSTUMES— CAST OP THE CHARACTERS- ENTRANCES AND EXITS— RELATIVE POSITIONS OF THE PERFORMERS ON THE STAGE, AND THE WHOLE OF THE STAGE BUSINESS. Entered according to act Conpregt in the year of 1893, by AMES' PUBLISHING CO.. in (lie office of the Librarian of Congress at Washintftoif^ rt-^ ro">^"^"-- -CLYDE, OHIO: A.MES' PUBLISHING CO. 3 ^Vj^ ^ STRICTLY TEMPERANCE. CAST OF CHARACTERS. Frank Spriggins - - A country gentleman. Phil Flutter - - - -A city dude. Grace Spriggins - . - Frank's wife. Anna Marie - - - - Maid servant. COSTUMES— MODERN. X TIME— 25 MINUTES. STAGE DIRECTIONS. E., means Right; l., Left; r. h. , Right Hand; l. ii. , Left Hand; c, Centre; s. e., (2d e.) Second Entrance; u. e. Upper Entrance; m. d. , Middle Door; f., the Flat; d. F., Door in Flat; R. c, Right of Centre; l. g., Left of Centre. R. R, C. C. L. C. L. ;(.*^Reader is supposed to be upon the stage facing audience. Strictly Temperance. SCEME. — Parlor full depth; table r., chairs at tahle; 7'eading lamj) on tahle; sofa against flat i^. ; door c, vrlth curtains. Frank at table, reading paper ; Grace on sofa, L. Frank, {looking up) I see by the paper, Grace, that they had another temperance meeting last night; hundred and fifty converts. Ah! it's a fine thing to be able to say "We are strictly temperance." Grace. Yes ! 'tis a good cause, and it seems as though 'twas taking the country by storm. (])ell rings out l. e. Enter, Anna, l., 1 e. Amm. If you please sir ! there's a temperance — I mean Frank. Well ? jUina. A gentleman as wishes to see you, sir! Frank. Send him in by all means. {exits, Anna, l., 1 e. Grace, {rising) Then if you are going to have a gen- tleman caller, I will retire. ^ {exit, R., 2 e. Anna, (o/'l., 1 e.) This way sir ! and look out for the bottles — I mean steps, they are awful rickety. Enter, Anna, l., 1 e., showing in Phil. The gentleman, sir! Frank, {to Anna) You may go. Phil, {after a pause) He said you could go. Anna. Did he! I am going. Frank, {to Phil) Well, sir ! — who are-— Ji, stuictlt tempehance. Anna. Do you want rae any more ? Frank, No! go! {distinct Anna, {aside to Phil) They are all strictly temper- ance in this town. Frank, {rising) Anna, will you leave the room ? Anna. Yes sir! I'm going. {exit, l,, 2 e. Frank, {to Phil) Well, sir? Phil. Really, by jove, Frank, don't you know me — Phil Flutter— Frank. Phil Flutter ? {shake hands) Phil. Just from New York City — I am by jove, and don't you know, Frank, riding down here in tnose hot and dusty cars, made me dry, you know; exceedingly dry, by jove I Frank. Well — we — a — er — strictly temperance and I — a thought — {coughs) I've a very bad cold, Phil ! Phil. Whiskey's a shure cure — never knew it to fail — ■ never, by jove! Prank. Well you see, the temperance move has struck this town, like a cyclone — every one is signing the pledge, and of course I did too — we are strictly temperance you know, but I keep a little on hand, to accommodate my friends and for medical use. {gets f^ask, k. , 1 e.) Excuse the glasses, we are strictly temperance ; it would'nt be just — er — a — you understand ? Phil. Of course ! this is my favorite way of drinking— out of the bottle you know — 'tis by jove ! {drinks Frank. Well, just make yourself at home, and I will go and see about your room, if you will excuse me. {puts hottle K,, 1 E., and exits l,, 2 e. Phil. Really I by jove ! that's strange — strictly temper- ance — but Frank keeps a bottle to accommodate his friends I — must look at that flask again — I really must, by jove. Enter, Geace, c. e. Grace. Frank acts so very queer, I really believe he would be jealous of me if — {sees Phil) Excuse me sir ! but are you not intruding? Phil, {aside) Pretty girl, by jove. {aloud) Mr. Spriggins and I are old college chums — and intrude ? By jove, don't you kaow, I never intrudc'—no one can say that oi Phil Flutter— STRICTLY TEMPERANCE. i Grace. Phil Flutter ? Phil. Just from New York City, by jove ! Grace. I have often heard Frank speak of you, Mr. Flutter. Won't you sit down? {lorn seated at table] Aren't you fatigued with your long journey ? Phil. Well yes, rather — Miss — Miss — Miss — Grace. Spriggins, sir ! Grace Spriggins. Phil. Ah ! yes, Spriggins ! Grace Spriggins. (aside) Pretty name, duced pretty girl too — didn't know Frank had a sister — (aloud) the air was quite oppressive in a crowded car, I assure you, Grace. Would you not like some refreshments, Mr. Flutter? Phil, (aside) Strictly temperance, (aloud) Well I — a — you see I'm strictly temperance, but I could'nt refuse wine from as good looking a girl as you are — by jove ! I could'nt. Grace. Mr. Flutter — you see — I — a — I — (coughs Phil, (aside) Another bad cold, by jove ! Grace. We are all strictly temperance here and I — I — , well I keep a little wine for my friends, but of course you| must not say anything about it. (gets fiask from fir 6^ place) You will have to — Phil. Excuse the glasses — of course, rather drink from the bottle anyway — by jove, you know. (drinks, she replaces flash Grace. Amuse yourself here, Mr. Flutter, and if you' will excuse me, I will give some orders for dinner. (exit, L., 2 E. Phil. ! yes, I'll amuse myself I think. Strange by, jove — all strictly temperance, and all got a bottle on the sly — one bottle here, (gets -flask) and one bottle here.' (gets flask) More in this one than there is in the other one — I'll even them up, by jove! (drinks) Hello! here comes the servant — wonder if she is strictly temperance too ? (replaces flasks Enter, Anna, l., 1 e. Anna. Miss Spriggins sent me in to dust up this room a little, so if you will just step in here, (points to L., 2 E.) Mr. Butter. , - * 6- STRICTLY TEMPERANCE. Phil. Excuse me, but my name is Flutter, just from New York City, you know. Anna. {sizing him up) Flutter-Flutter-why, where'g your wings. PUl. Wings? : Anna. What strange things come from the city at times — did you blow in, Mr. Butterfly ? PUl. Blow in? Anna. Sift in then. Phil. Realy, by jove, sift in ? Anna. Fly in? Phil. Fly in? Anna. Walk in then, maybe you know what that means ? Phil. ! you wish to assertain how I came — well, I came by the morning train, and don't you know Miss — Miss — Anna. Anna Marie ! sir, Phil. Anna Marie, sir ! duced pretty name, by jove ! Anna Marie what ? Anna. Stubbins. Phil. Well, Miss Stubbins, coming down in those hot and dusty cars this forenoon, made me dry — awfully dry you know, by jove ! I spit nickels. Anna. Strictly temperance, Mr. Dudeletts, Phil, {aside) Suffering from bad colds, too. {aloud) Just what Frank and Grace said you know. A7viia. Well I've — say, you would'nt give a poor girl away, would you ? 'Specially a girl what has weak nerves? Phil. Eeally, by jove, I don't quite follow you, you know. An7ia. You won't say anything about it, I know. I keep a small vial to refresh ray friends and for my nerves. {gets large hottle from hefdnd so fa) We are strictly tem- perance you know, and you will-^ Phil. Have to excuse the glasses, of course, {smells 'bottle) Gm! here's to your health and your husbands — Anna. But I have'nt a husband, Mr. Butterfly. Phil. Then here's to the lucky girl who has. {drinks, Anna replaces hottle) You are a duced pretty girl not to be rairried. . Don't you want a husband? STRICTLY TEMPERANCE. 7 Anna. 1 don't know whether I could afford one or not, I only get "six pounds and keep." Phil. That's enough. Would you like a silk dress for I wedding present, when you do marry ? Anna. Well I'd giggle that I would — two silk dresses. Phil, {aside) By jove ! give 'em an inch and they'll take a mile, {aloud) If you'll do me a favor, you shall have one silk dress. (Fkank looks through curtains, c. d. Anna. What do you want done ? Phil. Get me a bottle of fresh hQQX— fresh heer mind you! Franh. {aside, c. d.) The scoundrel ! been in my house tep minutes and making love to my servant. I'll watch him. {retires Amia. And you will really give me the silk dress ? Phil. I really will, by jove ! Anna. Here's for the beer! I'm gone! {exit, l., 2 e. . Phil. {J^uohing after her) An angel in petticoats. I think this is the place I've been looking for, for some time. I'll change my visit from six weeks to six months, {get ^r?.?^- R., 1 E.) Whiskey! {get flask at fire place) Wine! {get hottle at sofa) Gin ! I can't tell which is the best, by jove ! {I'eplaces hottles) Here comes Miss Spriggins, here' goes for more beer. Enter, Grace, r., 2 e. Miss Spriggins, you are the very one I wish to see — I wish to ask a great favor. {hoth seated center Grace. Mr. Flutter, I am all attention. Enter, Erank, c. d , stops. Phil. Do you want a diamond ring ? . Grace. Do I ? Well I should scream ! Phil. 0! don't, please don't, not just now! Why da you want to scream ? Grace. Why ! for the diamond ring, of course ! Frank, (c. d., aside) Been in my house fifteen minutes and making love to my wife. I'll shoot the villain. Phil. I want you to do more than scream. I want you to get me some whiskey — 'just a little 'for my nerves you know— I guess Frank, won't object! 8 STRICTLY TEMPERANCE. Franh. (c. d., aside) He'd be a dam fool if he did'nt. Grace. But there is an obsticle — Frank, (c. d., aside) Obsticle? That's me — he's a dead man. {exit Phil. But will you try ? Grace. Yes, I will try, but I won't promise success. Think how it will look for me to go after that, when we are all strictly temperance? Phil. ! that won't matter at all — not at all I assure you! Grace, {rishig) Well, I'll go and return within ten minutes. {exit, k., 2 e. Phil. Obliging girl, by jove! Enter, Frank, c. d.^ excited. Franh. Mr. Flutter sir ! Phil. Mr. Spriggins — yes ! Frank. You are getting rather numerous around here. Phil. Numerous ? Frank. Yes, previous ! Phil. Eeally by jove — previous ? Frank, Had'nt you better vamouse ? Phil. I'm very well satisfied — I am by jove ! Frank. Well I am not. Phil. Say old boy, can't you do me a favor ? Frank. No sir ! I can't, but you will do me a favor by leaving my house immediately — remember sir ! if you don't you shall hear from me. {exit, c. d. Phil, {watching him o-f) Rather chilly, by jove ! Enter, Anna, l., 2 e., with heer 'bottle. ! Anna, my redeaming angel, and did you get the beer ? Fresh beer ? Anna. Well, I've been tasting it every ten steps, and really I can't say yet, whether 'tis fresh or not — excu=;e me if I try again. {about to drink Phil, {takes bottle from her) Excuse me, but I'll see whether it's fresh or not. By jove! empty — what do you mean by bringing me an empty bottle ? Anna. To see whether it was fresh or not. {silly drunk STRICTLY TEMPERANCE. 9 Phil. Do you think you will get a silk dress for an fimpty bottle ? Anna. I'll have that silk dress if I have to build a bx'ewery. {about to exit, l., 2 e. Phlli And Anna ! {calling her . Anna, {turning hack) Yes, Captain. Phil. Fresh beer ! (Anna starts) and Anna ! {calling Anna, {turning hack{ Yes, Major. Phil. Some whiskey too ! (Anna starts) Anna ! {calling Anna, {turning hack) Yes, General. Phil. Some gin, please ! (Anna starts) Anna ! {calling Anna, {turning) Yes, Lieutenant. Phil. Some wine ! (Anna starts) Anna ! {calling Anna, {turning) Yes, Sergant. Phil. A little brandy ! (Anna starts) Anna ! Anna. Yes, Brigadier. Phil. Some porter to! (Ana smarts) Anna ! {calling {calling Anna. Yes, your dudeletts. Phil. Go ! go to the devil ! Anna, {exit, L. , 2 E., singing) "I'll meet you to-night love, I'll meet you !" Phil. Accommodating girl by jove! the temperance move, like every thing else, is a fraud — she's strictly tem-| perance and silly drunk all at once — when they get a bottle they are bound to taste the contents. Enter, Grace, r., 1 e. Well Grace, did you get the whiskey ? Enter, Frank, g. d. , stops. Grace. I could'nt go after it for you, but I think I should have the diamond ring any way. (both seated, c. Phil. Certainly, we'll get the ring— say in about — Franh. {suddenly thrusts two revolvers between them mid yells at the top of his voice) I've got 'em! I've got 'em ! murder ! fire ! police ! help ! man-over-board ! Phil. (l. c.) Point her up, Frank I point her up I it may be loaded I point her up ! (excited 10 STRICTLY TEMPERANCE. Frank, [to Grace) Base ! false ! fickle ! trifling ! flirt- ing woman go ! never enter this house again. Grace. ! my husband, he drives me forth. {going L., exit, 2 E. Phil. Or fifth! Frank, {to Phil) You rascally, villainous, cold blooded murderous, thieving, scoundrely, blighter of hu- man happiness, go ! You low bred rufiian of the back woods, thi'ow up your hands. (Phil does so) throw up your feet, [he does so) throw up — Phil. Point her up, I tell you ; point her up. {in agonfy Frank. Shut up! how dare you enter my house and rcake'love to my wife or my servant, you heathen chinee ; throw up you — - Phil. You must not get excited over nothing at all — ■ ycu really must not, by jove! Frank. Damme ! do you call making love to another man's wife nothing at all? You old saw dust filled dummy of ajjsecond hand clothing store — throw up — Anna, {out l.) Where's my silk dress ? Grace, {out r.) Where's my diamond ring ? Fra,nk. Where the devil is my wife ? Phil. 1 did'nt know she was your wife; I thought she was your sister. I did by jove ! Enter, Grace, r., 1 e. Grace. I'd like to have my diamond ring. Enter, Anna, l., 2 e., stagering drunk. Anna. I want my silk dress ! here's your {arms full of bottles) beer, gin, wine, brandy — I can't tell stale from fresh — choose for yourself — this bottle {drinks) is not fresh, this one — {ahout to drink Anna Marie! Grace. Frank. Anna. What ! CoiT.c here ! Grace. Frank. Anna. I'll go both places — which one first ? Frank. Come here ! {she does so) Now then hold mo Anna, hold roe tight, if you don't, I shall do that fellow 5, \*. STRICTLY TEMPERANCE. 11 injury, {to Phil) Throw up your hands ; {he does so) hold me tight Anna ; throw up your feet, {he does so) don't let me loose, Anna ; throw up your breakfast — stay with me Anna, I'm getting excited. Grace. I want that dia;mond ring. {and takes hold of h ini An?ia, I want that silk dress. Frank. I want my wife — Phil. I have no diamond ring ; I have no silk dress, and I havn't gotyour wife. Ireally havn'tby jove !• 0! heavens, what would Jennie say if she knew I was treated this way? Franh. Jennie ? i^nna, don't hold me quite so tight Say Jennie again. Phil. Jennie, my wife, I've been married over a year, by jove, you know ! Frank. Let me go, Anna, I won't hurt him now, and you are married ? But wasn't you making love to my wife ? Phil. No sir! Frank. Or my servant ? I*hil. Decidedly not, by jove! You see, we are all strictly temperance, but I wanted a little wine you know and a — but an explanation is always a bore in a farce — you understand, don't you? Frank. Perfectly ! perfectly ! It was all an absurd mistake; but happily 'tis all ended; excuse me for the lan- guage I used toward you awhile ago; but come, dinner is leidyand waiting, let us go — alia happy band of strict temperance people. Grace. But my diamond ring ? Phil. Aw ! yes, that diamond ring. Anna. And my silk dress? Phil. Yes, that silk dress, {aside) Duced awkward, l)y jove ! {aloud) we'll get them — well say — next Colum- bus day. Frank. Well, if every thing is settled, let us go to tliat table, for I am half starved. Phil. But we are hardly ready to go yet, we have a few words to say to our friends in front. Grace. About the ring ? Phil. No ! Anna. About my silk dress ? ' m STRICTLY TEMPERANCE. Phil. Not exactly. Frank. What then ? Phil. Why ! we are "Strictly Temperance/' we are by jovel CURTAm. THE END. S;..- Happy Frank's SONGSTER. 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