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The above Scenes, mounted, can be seen at 28 West 23d St, ^ New York. Full directions accompany each Scene. «- THE DELEGATE A COMEDY ALBERl R LEDOUX Copyright, 1894 / U'"*^^ NEW YORK LONDON T. H. FEENOH SAMUEL FRENCH Successor to Samuel French & Son PUBLISHER PUBLISHER 28 West 23d Stkeet 89 Strand A\ . K- CAST OF CHAEACTERS. Mr. George McAllister. Mrs. Maria McAli.ister. A Messenger Boy. Mary, A Waitress. Professor Nathaniel Crinoid, . Brother to Mrs. McAllister. Miss Albani, of Boston, .... The Delegate. TIME— New York, in the Year 1894 THE DELEGATE. ACT I. Scene I. — A dining-room scene. Table with fruit and finger- howls. Mk. and Mrs. McAllister seated drhiklng coffee. Door-bell rings. Waitress enters with a letter, which she hands to Mrs. McAllister. Mrs. McAllister. (Reading.) Well! Mr. McAllister. Oh ! I can guess fast enough what it is — you're elected treasurer of another missionary so- ciety, Mrs. McA. Don't interrupt. Guess who will be here to-night ? Mr. McA. Well, don't keep me in suspense. Mrs, McA. Brother Nathaniel ! Mr. McA. What— of all things— Professor Crinoid! What has brought him from his books and specimens? I thought he had given up coming. What does he say? Mrs. McA. [Beads.) " My Dear Sister : There is a re- port that some one has caught a rare specimen of (hesitates) Chrysophanus Americanus in your Central Park ; in fact, a form closely resembling the (what's this) EjDixanthe. They say it is totally different from the ordinary Nympha- lis. I must see this, as I strongly doubt their conclusions. So I will visit you after all, leaving to-morrow on the 11 o'clock train and reach your house about 9 o'clock to-mor- row night. Your affectionate brother, " Nathaniel Crinoid." Mr. McA. Well, this is rich. We have invited your brother Nathaniel dozens of times to visit us. He has never accepted before. Now, he first accepts, then de- clines, and finally a new bug, or whatever it is, starts liim off ; not much of a compliment to us — eh ? Mrs. McA. Oh, well, he is a dear good old fossil, if he is my brother, and as kind as he can be. You know that, 4 THE DELEGATE. and how generous he is and unselfish, and how the college boys all like him. Mr. McA. Yes, and how he dislikes the girls — eh ? "What a crank he used to be about the fair sex. It's lucky we have no young lady visitor now ; he would either run away or disgrace us if he stayed. Mrs. McA. I don't know about that. But how lucky it is, after all, that I headed off that delegate to the Woman's Missionary Convention to-morrow as soon as his first letter came. Just suppose I hadn't, and Nathaniel should have found some old maid here. Mr. McA. Ha, ha — with cork-screw curls. Mrs. McA. And goggles. Mr. McA. And a nasal twang. Mrs. McA. And a subscription-list thrust at you on all occasions. By the way, you jDosted the letter, didn't you ? Mb. McA. Of course ! [Feels furtitiely in his poclcet and starts.) Mrs. McA. Mercy, George, you don't mean to say Mr. McA. (He j^ulls out a letter from his 2yocket, looking very foolish.) Yes, I have forgotten it. Oh, dear, what Mrs. McA. Why, she was to arrive this very night and my letter was to stop her. What shall we do ? Quick ! help me think. Mr. McA. Can't we send to the committee or someone — whoever meets her at the train ? Or can't we send her to a hotel and pay her board if she really comes ? Oh, I ana so mad at myself. Mrs. McA. Mad ! You'll be madder yet and so will I if you don't do something at once. [Rings.) Enter Waitress. Mrs. McA. [Addressing ^atfkebs.) Mary, ring the mes- senger call, quick, and tell the boy to come right in here the minute he arrives. [Eoclt Waitress ) Mrs, McA. [Beginning to cry.) Oh, dear me, how care- less you are. Only one spare room and this horrid old maid and a woman-hating crank to entertain at the same time. Mr. McA. I'll tell you what — I'll move out to the club and you can put him in the s^Dare room and take her in with you. Mrs. McA. Indeed, I see myself, and let you run away from all the trouble. I like that. Oh, George, how could you? [Gv.ojiGiL laughs.) Mrs. McA. It's no joke. You know how he dislikes women ; and for that matter, I can't bear these delegates THE DELEGATE. 5 myself. They own your whole house from the time they enter, and always expect to be made so much of. Me. McA. And they are always so uninteresting and homely. Mrs. McA. That sounds like a man. [Boor -bell rings.) Mercy ! Mr. McA. Suppose it's she ! Mrs. McA. Or he ! (Both jump up. A messenger hoy enters.) Boy. Call? Mr. McA. Come in, boy. "Wait a minute while I write a despatch. (Takes a pencil from his pocket ; goes to table and takes a telegrapii blank and begins loritivg. Beads aloud.) *' To Mrs. Williams, Chairman of Entertainment Com- mittee, Brown Stone Church. No delegates wanted." Mrs. McA. That won't do — too abrupt. Oh, hurry! Mr. McA. (Writes and counts on his fingers.) "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten." That's it. " Owing to distress in the family and insects " — no, that sounds too suggestive. " Owing to Chrysophanuses and Epixanthes can entertain no delegates. Stop her if you can." Mrs. McA, That's obscure, but will have to do. Here, boy! f Boy has been standing eating an apple and looking all around the room.) Boy. Yes, sir. Mr. McA. Do you know where the telegraph office is ? Boy. Yes, sir — Dey Street. Me. McA. No, you little goose ; I mean the nearest office — uptown. (Boy looks all around stupidly and makes no reply.) Mrs. McA. Hurry up, boy, hurry. Boy. [Reading message.) Yes, mum. Shall I take this to der church ? Mr. McA. Now you're talking sense. How much would it be? Boy. Seventy-five cents. Me. MciV. Oh, you little liar, it ought not to be more than twenty-five, but here's a dollar if you'll run. (Boy starts off very slowly, reading the message, loalks the ivrong iv ay, falling over a chair before he gets out of the room.) Mrs. McA. Oh, if we are only not too late. 6 THE DELEGATE. JDoor-hell rings again. Enter Waitress, laughing, and an- nounces Peopessor Ceinoid. After some ilelay, enter Peofessor Ceinoid. He has In one hand a carpet-hag and old slouch hat, wears large glasses, has long hear and long beard. Under his arm is a book and in the lapel of his coat and on the side of his hat are specimens of iyi- sects fastened. Mb. McA. Hello, Nat, delighted to see you ; have some coffee ? Professor Crinoid. I'm a little early. No, thank yon, I dined on the train, but had a horrid ride. I was comxDelled to sit in the smoking-car. Mrs. McA. Why, brother, we are delighted to see you ; but why did you not go in the jDarlor-car '? Peof. C. Oh, I did at first, but there was a person in it who made me very uncomfortable. In fact, I considered this person's behavior decidedly rude, I was laughed at in the face. I think it w^as on account of my specimen here [points to his coat), which I need for comparison, and dared not intrust to my bag. It was so disagreeable to me that I changed my car. Me. McA. ( Winking at his tvife.) Why did you not speak to the gentleman if he was rude to you ? Peof. 0. It was no gentleman. It was a young person — a young woman — I mean, and like most of her sex, very thoughtless and evidently quite superficial. I am glad to get here and thankful that you are evidently alone. (Me. and Mes. McAllistee look at each other significantly.) Mes. McA. Yes, we are alone. We might have had company — in fact, I'd invited someone, but have withdrawn our invitation. Door-hell rings again. Me. and Mrs. McAllister look at each other hopelessly. Enter Waitress. Mrs. McAl- JASTERpnts her finger on her lips and rises and talks to her aside, lohile the Professor op)ens his book and begins reading and Mr. McAllister listens to their conversa- tion. Mrs. McA. Who is it ? Waitress. A lady, mum. She says as how she's to stop here. Mrs. McA. Oh, horroa'S. Tell her, Mary, that we've— that we can't — that she's to go to a hotel at our expense. Waitress. Excuse me, mum, but she is a young lady, mum, and very nice-looking, mum. THE DELEGATE, 7 Mr. McA. {Rising mid joining them, the Professor being ahsorbed in his i-eading.) Ah, what's that? She's good looking ? Mj clear, can't we make some arrangement ? Mrs. McA. Oh, George, what can we do? If she is joucg and pretty I can't take the responsibility of sending her to a hotel. What can we do ? Mr. McA. Well, make the best of it. We're in for it. You go and take care of her and I'll tackle Nathaniel. [Exit Waitress and Mrs. McAllister.) Mr. McA. Ahem ! Nathaniel, by an nnfortnnate cir- cumstance we must entertain another guest just over night — a delegate to a missionary society, who has been sent to us. Prof. C. Oh, well, I dare say he will be a very decent and quiet sort of a man. Mr. McA. But it's a 7co?»«n — in fact a young lady — and I don't know whether she is agreeable or not. (Professor starts.) Prof. C. Why, really that's too bad. I am very sorry for you. Can't you send her away ? Mr. McA. We certainly shall to-morrow, but we will have to keep her over night. Prof. C. Dear me, what a pity. I shall certainly avoid her. I detest all these blue-stockings with {talking very loudly) their cork-screw curls and spectacles and whining voices. I believe that half of them ( Voices heard indistinctly in the hall.) Mr. McA. Hush, here they come ! I'm afraid she heard you. No — whether she heard you or not they are not coming in now, but going upstairs. Curtain. ACT 11. Scene I. — Parlor tcith table and fioicers upon it, chairs, etc. Professor Crinoid seated at table studying — comparing various specimeiis, scattered about, with his book and idth each other. JEtiter Waitress, peeps over his shoulder, shudders at the insects, and retires. Enter Mrs. Mc- Allister and the Delegate. Mrs. McAllister. {Surpyrised.) Why, Nathaniel, are you in here? I thought you were still in the dining-room. Miss Albani, my brother, Professor Crinoid. 8 THE DELEGATE. Delegate. Charmed to meet yon, Professor. I lioi^e you notice my curls and my goggles ! (Pkofessor I'ises, much embarrassed and confused, botes veri/ stiffly, and says, aside.) Prof. Crinoid. Why, this is the young person who was on the train. How forward. Mrs. McA. What is all this about curls ? Delegate. Oh, I heard him ! As we went by just now he was talking about me. Called me a blue-stocking and said he was sure I wore goggles ! By the way, Professor, were you not on the train to-day from Boston? I think I saw you. {Conceals a smile.) Prof. 0. I ?ms on the train, madam, but was exceed- ingly uncomfortable and comiDelled in fact to leave the car. I Mrs. McA. {Interrupting hastily.) Miss Albani, my brother is a very learned man and a very good man, but he is devoted to his books and collections, and does not care much for the society of our sex. We will go into the library. Delegate. Oh, I know he won't mind me, because I adore insects and am no blue-stocking at all. Do I look like one. Professor? {She stands in front of J dm and he looks at her a moment, then turns aiony much embarrassed.) Mr. McA. {CalVmg in the distance.) Maria, where are you ? Please come here a minute. Mrs. McA. Miss — Miss — Oh, what is your name ? I can only think of Delegate. Delegate. That's all right. Call me Miss Delegate, it's much easier to rememl)er. Mrs. McA. My husband is calling me. If you would excuse me a moment I will return and bring with me our report for to-morrow's meeting. {Exit. Door-bell rings. Delegate has taken a seat at side of table and begins picking up the specimens. Professor looks annoyed and turns his back.) Delegate. Oh, what a lovely spider! And this thing. Professor, what is it ? (Professor i^ams and is apparently interested.) Prof. C. Why, that's Blepharida rhois. It was {In stalks a viessenger boy and mistaking the Delegate for Mrs. McAllister, says.) BoT. Missus, the leddy youse sent me to read yer note and told me to run back and say to yer, says she, that she couldn't stop that Boston leddy nohow, and she's coming THE DELEGATE. 9 to jev house to-nigbt. She says if yer don't want her yer can fire her out to a hotel or somewhere. (Delegate starts. Peofessoe rises and both look mysti- fied-) Peof. 0. Boy, remove your hat. This is not Mrs. Mc- Allister, I fear you are in the wrong house. We do not understand you. Boy. No, siree, I hain't made no mistake. I tuk de message to Mrs. Williams and I read it, too ; but I couldn't get on to the loliole of it. It said you didn't want no dele- gate, and Mrs. Williams says to tell yer to send her to der hotel. See ? Say, mister, there's a bug on your coat. {Exit Boy.) Peof. C. This is most extraordinary ! I must tell Maiia. {Exit.) Delegate. {Alone.) Why, they don't want me ! What shall I do? How dreadful! Pm a perfect stranger to them, sent here by the committee, and now they have evi- dently tried to keej) me away. Oh, I wish I was home again. (*S'//6- down and wipes her eyes.) Enter Peofessoe Ceinoid, talking. Peof. Ceinoid. I can't find Maria any Why, Miss Delegate, is anything the matter? Delegate. Oh, nothing. {Tries to brace np.) Peof. C. I am sure something is the matter. I wish I could find my sister and bring her to you. Delegate. Oh, don't, please, I don't want to see her. I am going away this minute. Let me get my things. [Starts toward the door.) Peof. C. No, miss, in my sister's absence I cannot let you leave the house at this time of night — alone. Delegate. I must go. Peof. C. Where ? Delegate. Anywhere. {Begins to cry.) (Peofessoe, distracted, walks up and down in distress, then approaches the Delegate. ) Peof. C. My dear young lady, I — I — I — really you see — I — but come now — won't you — Miss — I don't know how to talk to ladies, but I see something that miserable boy said has disturbed you. Won't you confide in me ? Oh, u'l/ere is Maria ? Delegate. Why, don't you see ? They don't want me here and sent a message to stoj) me, and I did not get it. You are kind ; tell me what you would do. {Smiles and wipes her eyes.) 10 THE DELEGATE. Peof. C. {Aside.) Not at all strong-minded and really — a — quite pretty. My dear Miss Albani, there must bq smne mistake. I am sure anybody would want you! {Looks earnestly at lier. She starts to go again.) You can't go alone ; I'll escort you. {Commences to pid away his speci- onens.) Won't you wait and say good-by to Maria? You must remember that I have not been in this house much longer than you have, and hence know nothing of this matter, but I am sure that neither my sister nor brother- in-law would be so rude as to invite a guest and then stiive to prevent her coming without some excellent reason that can be explained. I beg you to at least wait until Maria comes, and if the explanation is not satisfactory and you won't remain over night, I'll see you to a hotel or to some friend's house. Delegate. Perhaps you are right. A young girl can't wander about the city alone at night, but I wish I had never left home. Pkof. C. There, now let's talk about something else. Are you really fond of entomology ? Delegate. Well — er — I admire butterflies. Prof. C. [Enchanted.) Do you really? Do you col- lect? Delegate. Not now, but I had a collection when I was a girl. Prof. C. {Aside.) When she was a girl. What is she now if she is not a girl and a very nice one. Perhaps you would rather talk about x^sychology. I've got Prof. Mar- shall Rutger's new work on the Psychosis of Hedonism. (Delegate looks utterly blank.) Delegate. Mercy ! What's that ? Prof. C. Why, hedonics is the science of pleasure. It proves that pleasure — even the pleasures caused by the af- fections—are — but I'll read it to you. {Reads the follow- ing.) " The hypothesis which I wish to present is this : that pleasure and pain are qualities of relation, one of which must, and, given the proper conditions, either of which may, belong to any element of consciousness to which the pleasure is attached, or, in other words, of which it is a quality, and the condition of i)ain, psychic inefiective- ness of the element to which the ])ain is attached. If the future non-realization is not thought as positive, i.e., if the expectancy is not inhibited as soon as it appears, and if, when it is inhibited, the desire arises again toward expec- tancy, only to be again inhibited, we should look for an- other recognizable state which we have in hope. But taking the argument for what it is worth, I think it is not THE DELEGATE. 11 too great a strain upon our credibility to surmise that the first undiflFerentiated sense, which has now disappeared in its differentiations, may have had attached to it from the very start the capacity for pain under excessive stimula- tions corresponding to the relation involved in the ten- dency to discontinuance of the coincident neural activi- ties." {Wipes and pushes up his glasses over his forehead.) Delegate. Do you believe this ? Pkof. O. Well — er — I don't know about its application to the affections. The only one who ever drew out from me a strong affection — real love— was my mother. Delegate. Poor fellow. Pkof. C. I'll read another sentence. Why, where are my glasses? They must have fallen off. They both hunt on the table and then get on their knees and search the floor. While thus engaged Mn. McAl- lister appears at the door, and,with amazed face, rushes of, saying : ) Mr. McA. Holy smoke, Maria must see this. Delegate. Let me read it. They sit down and Delegate reads the following sentences. Enter Mr. and Mrs. McAllister, quietly, as she reads. Both stand a moment amused and astonished. *' This becomes more important because Alf Lehmann, in his ' Hauptgesetze des menschlichen Gefiihlslebens,' up- holds the doctrines (A) that each Vorstellung, where the individuality of mind is unchanged has attached to it a definite pleasure or pain phase which always ajjpears with it whenever it arises in presentation or re-presentation ; and (B) that what seems to be changes of phase in connec- tion with one and the same content are really not due to the original content, but to additions of new presentations of different algedonic tone. Under our liyi3othesis we do not need to look for any special environmental stimulus- differentiation corresponding with pleasure and jDain, as we did undet the sensational view, if the hypothetical jDleasure and pain senses are to fall in line with all other sensations ; for under our hypothesis pleasure and pain are determined by relations within the organism which are general and which occur with all differentiations of environmental ac- tion upon us. The eye mediates ethereal vibrations. The ear tells of air- waves. Heat and cold terminals react to molecular vibrations. Taste probably deals with chemical reactions. But pleasure and pain are not determined by any such special relation to our environment." 12 THE DELEGATE. Mrs. McA. Well, I am astonished ! Mk. MgA. Miss Delegate, if yon only knew what a re- markable transformation you have made. Why, Pro- fessor Crinoid never would i^peak to a lady if he could help it, and now he seems as much at home with one as if Pkof. C. I wish your guest felt equally at home. I have with difficulty prevented her from running away into the street and leaving us. Where have you been, Maria ? I've hunted everywhere for you. Mrs. McA. Why, what do you mean ? What is it. Miss Albani ? I have brought down my Missionary Monthly^ and was going to talk it over with our delegate. But what is all this about her leaving? Peof. C. Why, an impudent messenger boy, who had evidently gotten into the wrong house or was all mixed up, came in here just now (Mr. and Mrs. McAllister look at each other in helpless terror.) and said that someone had sent him to a Mrs. Williams with orders to stop some delegate from coming somewhere, and that Mrs. Williams sent word back it was too late and they could direct her to a hotel. (Mr. and Mrs. McAllister look at each other in confusion.) I told Miss Albani that I was sure there was some mistake or else you had some excellent reason that you will, of course, explain. [They all rise, and there is an aiokward pause, while they look at one another. ) Mr. McA. This is awkward. If we were alone. Miss Delegate, we could explain everything in a moment. Prof. C. Oh, Fm in the way, am I? Perhaps the mes- sage not to come was /or me. I'll go. (Starts.) Mrs. McA. {Seizing his ami.) Oh, dear, what a mess! No, we want you both to stay. I will explain everything to Miss Albani. Prof. C You must explain to me or / leave this house now. What is the mystery ? (Mrs. McAllister crosses over and starts to whisper to Delegate. Professor starts toward the door.) Delegate. No, if there is anything you wish to say to me, say it openly. Mrs. McA. Oh, dear ! Mr. McA. Nathaniel, will you forgive us if we speak freely and plainly ? Prof. C. Why, certainly. But what have I done? What is this terrible mystery? Mi:s. McA. Nothing, you dear old fossil {puts her arm around him), but Pve done sometliing very foolish and am very sorry for it. Miss Albani, when we volunteered to THE DELEGATE. 13 entertain a delegate we had in mind some old maid with determined ways and disagreeable manners Delegate. And corkscrew cuiis? (Pkofessor looks mortljied.) Mrs. McA. And looked upon it as a great bore, bnt a duty. Two or three days ago I got a letter from brother Nathaniel saying that he might come here this week, and I knew how he dislikes all of our sex. Delegate. ( With wide-open eyes.) Does he? Prof. 0. [Lnohmg embarrassed.) Go on — go on, Mrs. McA. And knew how unpleasant it might be Prop. C. For the delegate ? Mrs. McA. No, for you. (Mr. McAllister opens his eyes wide.) So we wrote a letter to the committee that we could not have anyone. Mr. McA. And I forgot 'to mail it and sent a message, too late it seems, to-night, and the stupid boy gave you the answer. Delegate. {Stiffly.) I am sure I am very sorry and will relieve you and the Professor at once of my disagreeable presence. I should have gone before if permitted. Mrs, McA. {Going to her.) My dear, we will not hear of your going. When we saw our delegate, we were thank- ful our note had miscarried. Delegate. You are kind, I'm sure, but I am sj^oiling the Professor's visit. It was on his account you tried to head me off. It's late now, but if you will just keep me till morning I'll go then. Good-night. {She liurries out of room and Mr. and Mrs. McAllister follow her.) Mr. McA. Back soon, Nat. Prof. C. {Alone.) Am I then such a fossil — such a crank? Do I seem so to dislike all ladies' society? I suppose I am peculiar, but I don't want to be rude oi- un- kind. {He stands a moment in thought, finds and wipes his glasses. Delegate re-enters in smiles and checks herself as she sees his attitude.) Prof. C. {Continuing his soliloquy.) Now, this little delegate — she is not like the rest — she is young and pretty, yet she is sensible. Slie is bright, yet she is no blue-stock- ing. If all were like her I would not dread them. I might even— yes, I might love, perhaps, some day. 14 THE DELEGATE. Delegate runs out on tiptoe, coughs, and re-enters. Delegate. Excuse me, but I forgot my handkerchief. Prof. C. Oh, you are smiling. Have you forgiven them and me ? Delegate. Yes, they have been lovely, and I believe they want me to stay. But you — can you stand my pres- ence in the house just one day ? Peof. C. Will you be frank with me if I am with you ? You are true and honest. Delegate. Why, certainly, I'll be frank ; but how do you know I am true and honest ? Pkof. C. Oh ! I knou) it. Miss Albani, I want you to stay ; but tell me, do I look like a, fossil? Delegate. {Smiles a little as she looJcs at him.) iVb your face is noble and your eyes the very soul of truth. Peof. C. Oh, I don't mean that. What was funny in my ai^pearance when you first saw me in the car ? Delegate. ^Yell, inust I — your coat is Just a little old- fashioned, and vou had an insect on the lapel. Prof. C. Is ''that all? Delegate. Your hair is rather long. Prof. G. Go on. Delegate. And you would look a little younger and better with less beard or even if it were trimmed, and with- out such large spectacles, and — with a different tie. There ! I am honest, but aren't you hurt? I am dreadtal, and I laughed at you rudely in the train. Forgive me, will you? Prof. C. {Smiles and says :) We will see about that to- morrow. You will stay and I will too. Good-night! {Exit Professor, Delegate looking after him tenderly.) Delegate. Who could think that man rude ? He has the kind and simple heart of a child, I am sure ; so much above the men one meets every day— so wise and so good ! Delegate follows slowly out of room. Waitress enters and commences to arrange the furniture, examines speci- mens with curiosity. Re-enter Prof. Crinoid, and says: Prof. C. Oh, I must put away my specimens. {Notices Waiiress and stops, thinks, then says:) Ahem! You — are — the — a — person who — attends the door? Waitress. Yes, sir. Prof. C. Well, here's something for you. {Hands Jier a gold j^iece.) When I come in to-morrow night don't THE DELEGATE. 15 announce me ; just say, *' A gentleman who will not give his name has come in." There will be some flowers here in the afternoon ; say nothing, but give them to Miss Albani. Waitress. Oh, yes, sir ; certainly, sir. (Pkof. Crinoid hastily takes up his books and specimens and retires.) (Wait- ress, looking at her coin.) Oh, what a lovely man. I don't mean pretty — just lovely. Curtain. Scene II, — Same persons. Same room. Mr. and Mrs. McAllister present; she seated, he standing ; both in evening dress. Mr. McAllister. Well, how did your meeting come off? Mrs. McAllister. Oh, it was very interesting ; but I was nervous after last night. Mrs. Williams did not help me any, for she began to tell me, right before our delegate, whom of course she did not know by sight, how sorrow she was that she could not head her off. Mr. McA. Well, I was nervous too. I have wondered all day why Nathaniel did not come to breakfast and what he meant by that note. What did he say, exactly ? Have you kept it ? Mrs. McA. [Takes note from her pocket and reads.) *'Dear Sister: I'm off early for certain reasons. I'll not be back to dinner, but will be in about 9 this evening." Mr. McA. [Looking at his watch.) It's nearly 9 now. By the way, where is our delegate ? Mrs. McA. Oh, here she comes. I hear footsteps. Miter delegate wearing goggles, a queer hat, and cork-screw curls, her dress covered by water-proof, and carrying a large book marked " Subscriptions." Mr. McA. Great Scott ! Maria what is it ? By the way, didn't I tell you ? I promised to run down to the club for a few minutes this evening. I'll be back Mrs. McA. Sh! No you don't. Madam do you wish to see us ? Delegate. [Disguising her voice.) I am soliciting sub- scriptions for the Society for Belief of Aged and Indignant Females. I was told that the distinguished Professor 16 THE DELEGATE. Crinoid, of Boston, was stopping here. I found the front door open, so I came right in. Mk. McA. That lets me out. I'll stay. But — say, Maria, don't let Nat see it — he'll expire. Get rid of her somehow before he comes. (Delegate takes a seat and removes her glasses.) Delegate. Didn't you know me? Mrs. McA. Well, I never ! What a joke ! Splendid ! It is jDerfect. Mr. McA. Perfect 's no name for it. Say, Miss Dele- gate, I'll give ^10 to your society if you'll wait here till Crinoid comes. It'll be more fun than a barrel of monkeys. Your disguise is perfect. Delegate. [Looking around.) You are alone, then ? Mr. McA. Yes, Nathaniel has not returned. Delegate. Oh, I hope I did not offend him. We had a very serious talk last night. I got myself up in this dis- guise to achieve the Professor's ideal of what a delegate ought to look like. I'm sorry he is gone. It was a relief after that long meeting. I needed some fun to offset the effect of Mrs. Williams's lecture. Mr. McA. What was the subject ? Delegate. "Shall we Recommend the Delsarte Method for the Pupils of our Congo Female Institute ? " Loor-hell rings. Enter Waitress. Waitress. Mr. McAllister, a gentleman insists on com- ing in without announcing his name. Here he comes. Prof. Crinoid enters in evening dress, icearing eyeglasses in- stead of spectacles, a flower in his hidtonhole ; his hear is cut and nicely brushed and his heard gone. Delegate replaces goggles. All stare at him, and he at the Dele- gate. Prof. Crinoid. Good-evening, everybody. Delegate. Good-evening sir. Mrs. McA. Why, it's Nathaniel ! {She crosses over and hugs him. Mr. McAJllister grasps her hand and says :) Mr. McA. Well, Pll— splendid— by Jove! splendid! Prof. C. [Pointing to Delegate.) "^ Why, wlio's that? Is it possi1)le you have taken in another stranger ? Dear me, I wish I'd known ? I must go. Mr. McA. ( Winking at his wife.) That's a canvasser for the Woman's Missionary Society. 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