' 3^b 2 W357 opy 1 POLITICS REGAINED Things unattempted yet in prose or rhyme.** POLITICS REGAINED BY RICHARD D. WARE WITH INTRODUCTORY REMARKS BY JOHN MILTON ■4r AMHERST Publishing Company AMHERST, N. H. 1920 Copyright 1920 by R. D. Ware ©CU601638 3 5^^ NOV 12 1920 INTRODUCTION "Know, therefore, when my season comes to sit On David's throne, it shall be like a tree Spreading and overshadowing all the earth, Or as a stone that shall to pieces dash All monarchies besides throughout the world, And of my kingdom there shall be no end- Means there shall be to this ; but what the means Is not for thee to know, nor me to tell." "Who ever, by consulting at thy shrine Returned the wiser or the more instruct To fly or follow what concerned him most And run not sooner to his fatal snare? For God hath justly given the nations up To thy delusions ; justly, since they fell Idolatrous." ULYSSES "To the winds they set Their corners when with blusters to confound." Now welcome, Brother, from thy pilgrimage Across the sea! Didst find it free. Or in its foaming rage Compelling tribute from thine innermost As on its surge thou tosst? Or didst thou soothe Its yeasty undulations As were they warring nations With Delphic phrase and make them smooth? What bringest thou within thy leathern scrip Back from thy trip To keep thy self-sought tryst Where God grinds at His mill All-patient and All-just? Didst fill Thy scrip with wholesome grist To give thy people of their staff Of life and nourishment, Or hast thou spent Their substance for but chaff? Or shall they find that thou hast pinned Their faith again to wind ? The gifts of Aeolus with all the craft Of sailoring Ulysses wrought in vain Could not prevail against the Gods to waft His puny ship back to its port again. So, tossing empty windbags overside And reefing veering sail to futile mast With valiant hearts their own strong arms they plied And came to long lost Ithaca at last. THE SHIP "Created hugest that swim the ocean-stream." Swift through black squalls and driving- snow- Surged the great ship of State The "Washington," Blind in the murk but speeding on Her course true to her loyalty that Fate Was kind her Captain at her bow. Then crackled loud the wireless And crafty words and veiled hypocracies Sped forth; threats that unless The Truth be gagged with lies Chaos would rule, and that the land Upon whose stern and rock-bound coast first stand For freedom in the new world hithersea By those brave seekers for the Truth and Liberty Had been maintained would stand in shame Before the world. Then did the great ship groan That from her decks Untruth had flown Abroad to be proclaimed, And sought to hurl herself upon the rocks That she remain unshamed Before such mocks Of her great name. REBIRTH "For Chaos heard his voice." Now has the world been born again ! Not from the womb of Space But from a fountain pen, And in the place Of Universal Law to save it from the brink Of Chaos shall it gravitate By virtue of a document of state Writ by the midwife's hand in turgid ink. ANACHARSIS "Thrones, Princedoms, Powers, Dominions I reduce." Just as old Anacharsis Clootz Shot off his own pet League of Nations, So now our Mr- Wilson shoots The same old stuff in his orations. An hundred years and more are gone Since rocket-like it rose on high When Anacharsis touched it off, Stick-like upon the earth to die. Yet seemingly, die it did not But got put into an asylum And now escaped seeks the old spot And newer listeners to beguile 'em. Sans vision, teeth, and everything That gives to strength of life its glow, With halting steps, from senile mind It prates of things which are not so. But though the listeners understand It's folly, they are kindly men, And listening wait to take its hand. Back to the Old Folks' Home again. THE LEAGUE "Oh argument blasphemous, false and proud." "He kept us out of war." Now that its thunders cease He sets his will as law And keeps the world from peace. With cart before his horse Fast hitched, on single track, He cannot make the course. He will not back. A League? So be it, when the job is done That makes France safe and Belgium's wrongs repaired ; Then let it be a league against the Hun, Not one to coddle him that he be spared. And set in company with honest men. That he may seek to cut their throats again. THE INTERPRETERS — "with grave Aspect he rose, and in his rising seemed A pillar of state." With covenants and Leagues a-whirl within my head, Sonorous phrases circling through my mind, I sought my bed, Perchance some peace to find. I dreamed. And first it seemed I stood within a burial place Beneath great cypresses with rows on '•^ws Of marble monuments to those Who having served to keep The Law Now for a space Sought likewise rest in sleep. It might not be. "Oyez ! Oyez ! Oyez !" Proclaimed a voice And left no choice But listen to its words. Then came In tones melodious, lofty, the self-same Preamble ambulating on That I had sought to flee When bedward I had gone. Then as the Articles winged forth in their full flight Of phrase I seemed to hear the sound As of one in sore plight Beneath the ground. As though he groaned and turned Upon the grid whereon he burned. Then the sod broke And at my hand upsat Sir Edward Coke. "God's Blood, what's that !" He spoke. Then as the Voice intoned another Article profound There groaned another sleeper from the ground lo And William Blackstone sat up in his grave. Cried he, "Me Lud, The Councillor doth rave J" Stayed not the Voice upon its course But went from bad to worse, And as some fierce volcanic wrench Had wrought beneath the sod The mighty Eldon rose as to his bench And roared "My God !" So sat they listening till the Voice was spent- Then said the Chancellor, "if be it the intent That we do now discover what is meant By these fair words and phrases fine So that men may divine The workings of this instrument I say it is too much for me. Ned, William, do you both agree?" And nodding as the Gods so nodded the Big Three. Then said the Chancellor "Let this be the decree." And banging on his coffin with his fist, "With costs; the bill's dismissed!" II PETER "Here pilgrims roam, that strayed so far to seek In Golgotha him dead who lives in Heaven." Within a cave among the hills and rocks The holy Peter sat. Not he who was the Rock whereon was reared The mighty edifice of Rome ; The man of righteous wrath With sword in hand Who sought to save his Master from the end He sought That His will might be done ; He who went forth, the seeking found, Among the people of the earth To tell them of the words his ears had heard Straight from the Master's tongue In all their privity, But one who sat apart from all mankind, Blind to the earthly burdens borne, Deaf to all human speech, But seeing visions in the cavern gloom And hearing voices singing in his ears He deemed celestial. So was he obsessed. Lost to the living Truth those words had told, That dwelt he sole upon the Sepulchre Wherein He who had spoke those words Did He. This place lay in the power of the Infidels And must be saved Or all the world was lost ; And he who led to save it from the Saracens Would be a greater one in God's own eyes Than Gregory the Pope at Rome himself. So came he down from out the desert place And preached With all the pent up fire long suppressed That they who would their own salvation find Must follow him full faith Where voice and visions led. 12 The peoples heard, Inflamed, and gathered in a multitude, And leagued themselves, blind in the new taught faith, To set their eyes upon the Holy Sepulchre And see naught else between. Then fared they eastward forth With Peter in the lead, Knights clad in armor, bearing lance and sword, Men, women, old and young, unarmored save in faith, And little children singing in great companies As sought they Him who loved them more than all. These unprovisioned Peter led. Eyes blinded with the glory of his quest And of his own to be. First fell the children on the way To seek His side from utter weariness. Then those whose bodies failed As spirit flagged. Then those who naked stood before the darts Of the Hungarians. Then those who starved. Then those who fell too weak to rise again From out the bogs that sucked them down To die. ^3 THE LOBBYIST "He, leading swiftly rolled In tangles and made intricate seem straight To mischief swift." Master or minion of another's mind, The chooser by the chosen set At his right hand. The one Of all his hundred million fellow citizens Alone deemed fit To enter in the silences And watch the incubation Of the Newer Universe ; Unlearned, Swift argosies of Magi from the West Consigned to him on S- O. S. To prime him with the things he does not know, And yet proclaimed as wise Despite his written words. And thrust as peer Upon the gathered wnsdom of the heirs Of centuries That he the gamester self-proclaimed Of peanut politics May deal and shuffle in the game With Fate. Through him the Nation, dumb, Is held to speak In furtive whispers of the lobbyist. Through him the Nation, l^lind. Is held to grope Gumshoed and pussyfoot. Tiptoeing through the corridors of palaces- Through him, The biggest boss or bluff' In all its history. The Nations' will and purpose have become A joke. H THE BRETHREN "Attended with ten thousand saints He onward came; far off his coming shone. "And live in thee transplanted and from thee Receive new life." The volley ! muffled drums ! Taps ! And the silence of the ages comes. With sobs and sorrow pent And faces grim Stands fast his regiment, Eyes dim with love of him God-given in name and deed To lead In time of need. The drums ! Swift stands intent The regiment. Up comes his charger's crest. He neighs, as had he gazed Upon his master's shade. Then forward sways To sob of heart and throb of drum The regiment, whence it had come. North, south, east, west. To bear his word like flaming sword Throughout the land he loved the best. On shall it go Immortal, through the land, Throughout the world ; Its task that it unmask Hypocrisy and lay it low. And with his standard of the Right unfurled Fight for it to the death As fought to his last breath He who still leads it on To Victory won. 15 Once more the drums, No longer throbbing with the grief For the great chief They mourned, But as the tumuU of the ocean comes With rising overwhehning tide Of wrath Against the puny things endured and scorned Man builds across its path Now to be hurled aside. Unswathed, the banner of the regiment Gleams like the sign set in the sky God sent, Guidon of Truth and Right, As onward to the fight The ranks go marching by With one of lion heart and staunch as oak In lead Upon the gallant steed Who heard his voice alone Of all who spoke His hero gone. So the great mother of us all First heard these things. And brushing from her eyes the tears, Then saw. Death in his pall Fled on his grisly wings With all his fears From Life regained, And as the leader reined And leaped down from his seat To kneel in service at her feet Her sword unstained She raised, and with its flaming blade Gave him the accolade- "Rise up!" she said, "My knight and champion. Lead on !" i6 LA PUCELLE BLESSEE "Great are thy virtues." France lies as that one fallen among thieves Beside the path As lay she when the nations came in righteous wrath And drove the thieves away. Still by her side they stay And each one grieves Within its heart for her grown weak From ravishment and wounds Each one as glorious as those from which redounds The glory of the One who saved mankind. And as the nations saw so shall they seek Those wounds to bind. Now comes the High Priest of the Pharisees. His heart the inner shrine Of righteousness of self. Upon his brow white shine His broad phylacteries Of holiness. Intent on place or pelf He hastens on his way To seek what he may find To make his own, Nor will he turn his face or stay Although he hears her groan But to her wounds wills that his eyes be blind. 37 TO FRANCE "For good unknown sure is not had, or, had And yet unknown, is as not had at all." Nay France, 'tis not America that speaks ! Not she that seeks To thrust a canting brotherhood With murderers upon the men who stood Against their might and lust ; Who said "they shall not pass !" And made them bite the dust. Lose not your trust, That trust so late deserved So hardly won Now war is done ! 'Tis not America ! It is one man who speaks. One man, and he the same Who voiced the coward claim Of proud poltroonery as hers ; One in whose heart there stirs The fluid of a fish ; The one who voiced the wish That you come not victorious to peace ; The one who did not cease To prate and palter on for years Until his fears For his own self-advancement now allayed Turned into hopes for more, — But not before. So was your sister stayed. That is the voice you hear, The voice of one apart. Soon shall her own voice speak. She will not break Your heart! i8 THE HIGH COMMAND "I commanded the Twenty-Sixth Division." Woodrow Wilson at Boston, February 1919. "And thou in military prowess next, Gabriel." Said Sargint Johnny Cassidy to Corp'ril Jimmy Shea "What in the love uv Hivv'n's this the paper has to say ! There ain't no sinse into it. The types must ha' got mixt. The Prisidint warn't in command o' the Ould Twenty- sixt'." "Who says he was," says Jimmy. "Himself," says Sargint John. "The hell he was," says Jimmy. "He's givin' youse the con." Said Sargint Johnny Cassidy to Corp'ril Jimmy Shea "'Twas Gin'ral Edwards on the ship when we sailed down the bay. And thin I seen him Over There a-workin' at H. Q. I never seen the Prisidint a-takin' a review." "Who says he did," says Jimmy. "Himself," says Sargint John. "Loike hell he did," says Jimmy "He's givin' youse the con." Said Sargint Johnny Cassidy to Corp'ril Jimmy Shea "They run the Twenty-sixt' out there in somethin' loike this way. 'Twas Edwards passed the word to Cole, thin Logan to the byes. God help me, on the Prisidint I niver laid me oiyes." "Who says ye did," says Jimmy. "Himself," says Sargint John. "Loike hell ye did," says Jimmy, "He's givin' youse the con." Said Sargint Johnny Cassidy to Corp'ril Jimmy Shea "There's one damn thing I'm damn sure av, no matter what ye say. 19 I'm sure it vvarn't the Prisidint a-leadin' on ahead The toime I got meself me Hun and thin me junk o' lead." "Who says it was," says Jimmy. "Himself," says Sargint John. "Loike hell it was," says Jimmy. "He's givin' youse the con." Said Sargint Johnny Cassidy to Corp'ril Jimmy Shea "There's one thing I'll not understand until me dyin' day. How could the Prisidint be there across at Schipperay And him adjournin' politics three thousand miles away 1" "Who said he was," says Jimmy. "Himself," says Sargint John. "Loike hell he was," says Jimmy. "He's givin' youse the con." 20 THE KINGS "When he v/ho rules is worthiest, and excels Thein v/hom he governs." Where are the Kings of former days ! The rulers by the Grace of God ; The Caesars to whom it was held but meet To render what was theirs As common justice done By God's own Son : The Men on Horseback whose swift chargers trod The people underneath their feet The while the people chanted songs of praise ; Now will the people with aught but a clod Greet Kings by the Grace of God? Is He the power that upholds the rule Of looting, lustful murderers? Or of the tool Of half-taught ignorance that twists the Truth To lies upon the rack, Himself, self-seeking, impotent, but at his back A brutal mob ? Then where good sooth Is God That he sends not again The Kingly Kings of men ! 21 PROHIBITIA "The rule of not too much, by temperance taught." Thy vices reft from thee, Sweet New Democracy, Of them I sing. Thy out- and indoor sports ; Thy ancient rums and ports; At thy gilt framed resorts In vain we ring. Only the memories Of thy lost liberties May with us stay. No more the ponies prance ; Closed are thy games of chance ; No more the passing glance Makes bright the day. When comes upon the earth Of vices such a dearth. Death hath no sting. Wine may no longer flow ; Women may come and go ; Let every freeman know He still may sing! 22 THE LEAGUERS "Grey-headed men and grave, with warriors mixed Assemble, and harangues are heard." The tumuh and the shouting dies ; The Bakers and the Tafts depart ; We Hstened to their joyous cries But no new thing did they impart. What is it we are going to get ? We don't know yet. We don't know yet. Now fare they forth throughout the land To speak again as here they spoke, And soothe the people's loud demand That it may buy a pig in poke. What is it we are going to get ? We don't know yet. We don't know yet. Some still benighted put their trust In what their fathers wrought and planned And are not blinded by word dust But wait until they understand. From frantic scheme and foolish word Thy mercy on Thy people, Lord. 23 THE VOICE "for of whom such massacre Make they but of their brethren." Inspired by the thrilling Russian Voice Which calls to us to say what we desire ; To say in what if anything our choice Is not as theirs ; to what high aspirations higher Than had their spirit flown Would soar our own, — So did the Voice sound musical to him Like that of Cherubim, Him who hears but the voices of the air And shut his ears to that of his own land When it but asks that it may understand His ministry of things put in his care. This man then said that hand in hand We walked with them ; sat with them at the salt upon the board ; Their aspirations ours, ours theirs ; With theirs our spirit soared. And to set free the two from all their cares, That Brotherhood should be and war should cease Proclaimed his program of The Perfect Peace, The only one that satisfied his soul; And that it might lead to a lofty goal He saw in vision vibrant from the thrills That he might gain himself, made it no worse ; And no man might rehearse How pregnant was it of a myriad ills. Then by the might of valiant men Came Victory, but came not with it Peace. He bars the way. Now speaks the thrilling Voice again. No man can stay Nor will it cease. Now does he find it thrill Howling "Kill ! Kill !" 24 IN MEMORIAM "Shalt thou give law to God? Shalt thou dispute With Him the points of Liberty?" There were 14 peace points hanging on the wall. There were 14 peace points hanging on the wall. Take pitiless publicity down from the wall And there's thirteen peace points hanging on the wall. There were 13 peace points hanging on the wall. There were 13 peace points hanging on the wall. Freedom of the seas comes down from the wall And there's twelve little peace points hanging on the wall. There were 12 little peace points hanging on the wall. There were 12 little peace points hanging on the wall. Tariffs and duties come down off the wall And eleven little peace points are hanging on the wall. There's 11 little peace points hanging on the wall. There's 1 1 little peace points hanging on the wall. Armies and navies come down off the wall And there's ten little peace points hanging on the wall. There's 10 little peace points hanging on the wall. There's 10 little peace points hanging on the wall. Take the colonies down from the wall And there's nine little peace points hanging on the wall. There's 9 little peace points hanging on the wall. There's 9 little peace points hanging on the wall. Hang Mr. Trotzky high on the wall And there's eight little peace points hanging on the wall. There's 8 little peace points hanging on the wall. There's 8 little peace points hanging on the wall. No one thinks of Belgium now at all And there's seven little peace points hanging on the wall. 25 There's 7 little peace points hanging on the wall. There's 7 little peace points hanging on the wall. France takes her own back over the wall And there's six little peace points hanging on the wall. There's 6 little peace points hanging on the wall. There's 6 little peace points hanging on the wall. Italy gets what she wants, that's all. And there's five little peace points hanging on the wall. There's 5 little peace points hanging on the wall. There's 5 little peace points hanging on the wall. Humpty-Dumpty had a great fall And there's four little peace points hanging on the wall. There's 4 little peace points hanging on the wall. There's 4 little peace points hanging on the wall. Down from the Balkans came another squall And there's three little peace points hanging on the wall. There were 3 little peace points hanging on the wall. There were 3 little peace points hanging on the wall. Carve up Ttirkey, there's enough for all, And there's two little peace points hanging on the wall. There's 2 little peace points hanging on the wall. There's 2 little peace points hanging on the wall. Paderewski played in his home town hall And there's one little peace point hang-ing on the wall. There was i little peace point hanging on the wall. There was i little peace point hanging on the wall. Knox knocked the box and the sox and all. And there's no little peace points hanging on the wall. 26 THE IMMIGRANTS "Before the gates there sat On either side a formidable shape." Stood shivering on the Door-mat of Cokimbia Two cunning little Bolsheviks From far Fakeovia, Young Ivan Cutyourthroatovich, His little sister Alix Thengohangyourself, And pleading, sad-eyed, sought Admission To the hospitable door. The kind warm-hearted door man opened wide, But Uncle Sam Who saw them from the settin' room Stood up in his big boots And said "See here, you let those imps of Satan In And I'll jest let ye know I'll kick you Out 1" 27 CYCLE "Concourse in arms, fierce faces threatening war," Against the hordes from out the East stood fast The Knighthood of the West ; Withstood the savage blast And charged with lance in rest. Skyward the war-cry rings ! "Make safe the world for Kings !" Against the Kings the Peoples of the earth Foregathered for the fray, To try the issue of the greater worth Of ruling self or rule by such as they. Skyward the Peoples' battle-cry ! "We make the world safe for Democracy !" Against the hordes from out the East stand fast The Peoples of the West But bending in the blast Of Worst against the Best. Skyward the slogan shrieks ! "Make safe the world for Bolsheviks !" Against the Worst the Best throughout the earth Foregathered for the fray, To try the issue of the greater worth Of Righteousness or rule by such as they. Forward the legions trod ! "Make safe the world for God !" 28 LEAGUE OF NATIONS "and the law of faith working through love upon their hearts shall write." While Presidents and Premiers match minds With heads I win and tails you lose Behind closed doors and lowered blinds ; While still more pointless the world finds The Fourteen Points than even it had thought And mutters "what's the use ;" While the millenium remains unwrought By magic of their spell, and still not yet Not even half a league have they progressed Onward to that great League they all professed To be so keen about When talking through their high silk hats abroad That looks so different sitting 'round the board With all its inwards out ; While Peace alone is told to mind its business ; While Prophets taking counsel whirl in dizziness As whirling dervishes, anoint with perspiration, Proclaim from addlement God-given inspiration ; While waits the world to come into its own, Our little League of Nations here in town Goes on as it has done since its creation. First coming into town, last going out, There comes a Yankee's place. About An hundred rods beyond a Yorkshireman By birth, reborn American, Lives in an ancient house beneath the spread Of mighty elms that tower overhead. Their lands march side by side, and though a wall Of mossy stones sets off the bounds, yet stones will fall As though by hands unseen, and vagrant cows Stroll through enticing breach intent to browse On cabbages or corn, but not so far Has either neighbor girt himself for war And slain his neighbor and his neighbor's wife And put his screaming children to the knife For even such more warrantable cause Than potentates are wont to find for wars. 29 Not far from these two fair-haired \'ikings live, And in their shop as busy as a hive With hum of planer, lathe, and saw Turn out the sleds and wagons for Their neighbors on their farms. A son of France By way of Canadaw now plants His potat' in the field unfortified Against the thrifty German on whose side Of the low wall grow early peas And rows on rows of luscious strawberries. On up the road a swart Italian tends His herd of cows and every morning sends A bright platoon of milk cans to the train And fetches them at night to fill again. These are our Leaguers, neighbors each to each. They need no fading covenants to teach Their hearts wherein their greater interest And duty lies ; what is the best In the long run, and that to over-reach With guile or the high hand Is not to become blest In the ill-gotten thing or ill-done deed. Each comes to each in time of need In offered helpfulness. On call For common need and service all Respond fullhandedly, as when the lightning struck The schoolhouse last July. The old hand truck And chemical got on the job so quick They had it out before the flames could lick A shingle up. Another time a tough Cheap crowd of motor sports came through And stopped down at the store and thought they'd do The place up, but enough Good able-bodied Leaguers happened on the scene To throw them out and into their machine Although there was no covenant to treat 'em rough. These things and more they do, unboimd By covenant or pact. But for the common good as they have foinid The knowledge of it do they act As kindly helpful men the whole world round. Nor do they seek to justify their works By bleats of Brotherhood or their love for Turks. 30 THE COVENANT "The bold design Pleased highly those Infernal States." "To work in close design, by fraud or guile, What force effected not." When Man sets up his man-made laws in place Of those divinely made ; When scriveners on parchments set displayed Their manufactured terms in substitute for those the grace Of God has put within Man's heart From which he may depart A while but not stand lost and strayed Save in disgrace ; That which is out is out. That which is in is in. No more ; that sin May be defined within the bound Of its four corners, that which is not found Therein so standing virtuous. So if he bind Himself that he not steal Then may he find himself and feel Full free to burn and slay, and flout The minions of the moral law Come pounding at his door to tell him its intent Was likewise in the instrument, Not out of it, when for That it should stay out did his lawyer draw The covenant, that thought be free Of conscience and morality. So if a man sees fit To bind himself to stand And look on children slain, and say that it Is nothing for his hand to stay Until another speaks. This may he do with covenant and seal, And yet how will he feel when comes the day That he stands all alone and knows he cannot stay Against the mob 31 Then come to slay or rob Him of his child, the while those others prate Of rights within the instrument and seek For loopholes in the deed that they may break Its law and likewise stand While he goes down beneath a bloody hand. Yet had the document been left undrawn Not one of them who signed who had not gone. "Be noble, and the nobleness that lies in other men Sleeping but never dead, will rise in majesty To meet thine own." The false gods come when the true gods have flown. 32 ACHILLES "The great Seraphic Lords and Cherubim In close recess and secret conclave sat." Upon the platform of the League Stood he who builded it, Against the world intrigue That sought to lay it low. With dazzling words he gilded it Till that which was and that which was not so Blurred in refulgent glow. Up bounded to his side as great Achilles leaped From out his chariot on the plain of Troy Another one, in lore and wisdom steeped As Diomed had been in Stygian flood Save at the heel. This one, with shouts of joy As at salvation Sunday shown, proclamed it good And started in to prove how black was white And white was black with all his weighty might. Old Democraticus himself was in the crowd. And looking up to him who stole his thunder Knew well that he would never be allowed Upon the platform, so he crawled in under. And with a hatchet trenchant as the one Which once laid low a famous cherry tree He smote the platform's props till all was done Save one last whack to save Democracy. He whacked. A flying nail like dart of steel Pierced the new convert in the heel. And as the platform fell fell he Upon the one who t(3yed with Destiny. So do the mighty fall from where they sit If speak they not the Truth, naught else, and all of it. 33 LOHENGRIN "Oh. prophet of glad tidings, finisher Of utmost hope." Sat tite within his Httel bote Upon ye Stream of Wordes Now comes ye Happy Warrior Drawn by two gentil birdes. Drawn by two gentil birdes, sirs, Drawn by two gentil birdes. Now comes ye Happy Wnrrior Drawn by two gentil birdes. "What is thy name," the Herald cried ; "Thy armes I do not know." " 'Twas Lohengrin before ye warre; Now I am hight Woodrow." Now he is hight Woodrow, sirs, etc. Then did he smite ye villayne sore Full straight on ye midriff And with a few well choosen wordes Despatched ye foul caitiff. Despatched ye foul caitiff, sirs, etc. Clad in his snow-whyte panoply Free from all rust of pryde He deigned to take fair Elsa To be his promised bride. To be his promised bride, sirs, etc. But 'ere the consummation Of their connubyal blis.^e He took her forehead in his hands And planted a chaste kiss. And planted a chaste kiss, sirs, etc. "My dear," he said in gentil tone, I prithee turne not pale. But I must hie to gay Paree To seek ye Holy Grail. To seek ve Holy Grail, sirs, etc. 34 And then he tore himself away And beat it for his shippe. Ye Httel bote was all too frail To stand ye ocean trippe. To stand ye ocean trippe, sirs, etc. And now by wireless he sends Kind messages to Elsa, And she, forsaken, trusting mayde, Believes all that he tells her. Believes all that he tells her, sirs, etc. 35 LAOCOON "thick swarming now With complicated monsters, head and tail." "Fear ye the Greeks when come they bearing gifts. That Horse which seeks admittance at our gates and Hfts Its crest on high above our battlements As would it spy upon us represents But one more trick Ulysses has devised That Troy may be surprised. Destroy this thing nor tempt the Fates By dragging it within our gates." So spoke the priest of the Far-darting One, Laocoon, In the full truth the God had sent Like light into his heart, And with his two sons went Into the shrine, apart From all the discord and the mutterings Truth brings. Then sought them there two serpents from the sea. Twin monsters of Untruth, and throwing fold on fold Around their limbs swift strangled them in agony That no more Truth be told. So let it be when Untruth men proclaim Within our walls ! Then let Apollo send Upon their lies his light And Pythons twain the rostrum to ascend To end the shame And crush them in their might. 36 THE CREELS "In show plebeian Angel militant Of lowest order." If ever once the Country gets the Truth, The whole of it And nothing but, With nothing shut Out from the light by those who minister to it ; If only once they gave It white in all its nakedness Unclothed in fakedness Instead of swathed in veils Of words and phrases fit for fairy tales, Then in good sooth 'Twould seek to find Had it gone blind Or did its ministers but rave. 37 THE DRUMMER "Bold deed thou hast presumed." From the home office fared the drummer forth With sample case in hand. Yet samples bore he none Of the sound merchandise of worth His house put out and planned To send abroad now war was done To help rebuild the havoc of the Hun. That which he sought to sell in secret thought Was not for trunk or case, But in a brain distraught With dreams of power and place He carried schemes that could be bought For his own sole account So might he mount Though fell the credit of the iiousf- into disgrace. Came in expense accounts for dinners, wines, cigars, But still no business done. Long cabled messages of matching minds With other drummers sitting with closed blinds As drummers take their fun Up in their rooms or in the hotel bars. Then came a copy of a contract made, unauthorized.. And as the partners read with eyes surprised They saw beyond a doubt That he had sold them out. 38 THE SCOTCHMAN "and found arms Against such hellish mischief fit to oppose." A Scotchman once there was Who sat in an high place, Some said by God's good grace. So high he was he said above the laws He sat and flouted them, and claimed Prerogative that never had been named As his, and with a frowning brow Threatened the people's representatives Who dared to disallow His mandates at the peril of their lives. Then fell the hand of Fate upon his neck, And from the wreck Of broken oaths and covenants and wars He fled To save his head. 'T was James of England. Who did you think it was ? 39 THE MEEK **Go whither fate and inclination strong Leads thee." Beyond four years we heard the awful roar From the hot throats of guns grown gruff From bellowing their wrath Without surcease. Now bids it fair to be four more Before the orators will have enough Of words and start upon the path To Peace From loss of breath In trying to talk war to death. To League or not to League ! So does the question lie As put before the mind. Wise stay-at-homes now find That men went forth to die With that high purpose sole within their hearts, And so each one imparts The truth to us without the least fatigue To his own soul, While those who fought and found the goal They sought and now are done with it Reply "Oh hell, get on with it !" So in two warring camps we split, The men who would get on with it And those whose little course were run If war and all its train were done And teaching, preaching, screeching, found no one To sit in wide-eyed marvel at their feet To hear them bleat. Why not provide that those the sheep-like ones Who seek their fate as sheep bell-wethers seek. The mulish ones who follow after mares And those whose burdened souls would shift their cares 40 To Councillors, Mikados, Woodrows, Kings, Content with little places in such suns Of Destiny themselves, well knowing that the meek Are the inheritors of all that brings Contentment on the earth— that those apply As mandatories for the loving tutelage Of those benighted ones beneath the burning sky Of Africa or where the South Seas rage And teach and preach and screech their heart's content Upon their heads, and their Hp-service yield To any League that deigns to lend its shield To hover them. Then as was meant By all our fathers' words and deeds. Their monuments and screeds As we their sons know well their worth, Let those remaining, feet upon the earth Our fathers' blood made free Maintain that freedom to preserve its destiny. So shall Peace be. 41 THE BIG FIVE "All things invite To peaceful counsels, and the settled state Of order." Five big- strong men stood straight up in their boOcS And smiled, each at the other one, in fellowship. And now they dared confess it. How express it ! "See here, I'll tell the world," said Sam, "If any son of a gun shoots His gat at one of us, or tries to get a grip On anything of his'n that ain't his, I'll jest make it my biz. And I don't give a damn Who 'tis!" What do you fellers say ? Will you help out Same way If some fine day Ye hear me shout? Will ye draw cards and play ? "Righto !" said John. Francois said "Bon!" And moved too much to speak Kissed Sam right on the cheek ! "Si !" cried Antonio ; The Samurai breathed "Bushido !" "And now suppose" said Sam, "one of us g^uys Gets kind of sore Agin' some other guy about somethin' or other. I got sore once on my own mother. I've been in fam'ly rows before. Now s'pose each feller tries To see where trouble lies And straighten the thing out ; There ain't a doubt All hands could fix it. Before he starts to mix it." 42 "Righto !" said John. Francois said "Bon !" And moved too much to speak Kissed Sam right on the cheek ! "Si !" cried Antonio. The Samurai breathed "Bushido !" "And now let's tell the world," said Sam, "Seein's we're under way. If any mean cuss sets His dog on any kid, or gets a-gettin' gay With helpless wimmin-folks and such And jest so much As puts a hand on 'em. By Heck ! We'll all come bilin' down right on his neck.'' "Righto !" said John. Francois said "Bon!" And moved too much to speak Kissed Sam right on the cheek ! "Si !" cried Antonio. The Samurai breathed "Bushido." "That's fine" said Sam. "We'll jest call it a day And go up to the League. The Sox are goin' to play." 43 NOAH "The one just man alive ; by his command Shall build a wondrous ark." Back in the Ark he cometh with his Covenant, High from the ridgepole its banner bright unfurled. Back to his job the President Perambulant Tucked in his pocket the job to run the world. Now but the price remains that he must pay for it ; Only a song we may no longer sing ; Only a flag to lower to make way for it ; Only some paper scraps upon the wind to fling. High in the Ark he chanteth loud his orison. Peers through a porthole and seeketh for a sign. And lo, a gull came winging from the horizon Fast in its greedy beak a sinker, hook, and line. 44 DELIVERANCE "With ruin upon ruin, rout on rout Confusion worse confounded." Now glory to the Lord of Hosts and glad Te Deums chant ! And glory to our champion, our Henry of Nahant! Let the Administration rage and all its minions rant, For our Navarre has knocked the tar out of the Cov- enant. And Washington, our Washington, that looked upon the fray Again let rapture light thine eyes that things went well that day. As thou wert constant in our ills, be constant in our joy, For cold and stiff and still lies that which would thy will destroy. Hurrah ! Hurrah ! as Ivry won her freedom for fair France Hurrah ! Hurrah ! for Henry and our deliverance ! Although our hearts were beating our courage was not damped ; We saw the army of the League — its votes all rubber- stamped. The mild men and the wild men, its Prophet's chosen pets, With Hitchcock's well-trained infantry and Underwood's cadets. Entrenched sat tight fierce Overman ; sat bone-dry Wil- liams tight, While pawed and pranced proud Pomerene all eager for the fight. And as we looked on them we thought of what our Col- onel said And seemed to hear his spirit's wings swift beating over- head. Then prayed we to our fathers whom perils could not daunt, To rise up from their graves and light with Henry of Nahant. 45 Now Henry conies to marshal us and point where we shall stand, His snow-white Panama rolled up like truncheon in his hand. He looked upon his comrades and his pride shone in his eye — He looked upon the Leaguejs and his glance was stern and high. Right graciously he smiled on us as rolled from seat to seat Across our front a deafening shout, "Go to it ; they're our meat !" "And if they seek to try more tricks with 'Politics ad- journed', For one can best stab in the back the while a back is turned. Press where ye see my truncheon wave amidst the ranks of war. And be your oriflamme today my snow-white Panama!" Hurrah ! the foes are moving ; hark to the mingled din Of muttered curses, grunts, and groans as they their votes put in. The fiery Ashurst leads the way into the fierce melee And goes down into nothingness before our Brandegee. Swanson, the League's own Lohengrin, then dashes forth alone And meets him from Missouri, the Man who Must be Shown. Loud sounds the crash of splintered lance, and toppled from his steed Down goes the gentle Lohengrin; unbroken stands *^he Reed ! Brave clansmen twain from Erin's Isle met in the deadly fray, Shillalaghs shattered at their blows but nothing them could stay. Until young David chanced to think of his old name- sake's trick That slew the mighty Philistine and let go with a brick. 46 Then as his forebear smote the rock and made its waters flow So did the vaHant Moses' mace the arid Jones lay low. "Now by the lips of those ye love, methinks we've got their goat ! Strike as good Union men should strike, and pile up every vote !" Now God be praised the day is ours- — Hitchcock cries "Compromise !" What were our Reservations then, to any but blind eyes ! Bold Burleson has slunk away ; Tumulty flies the field To tell the waiting Propheteer the pygmies would not yield. But being not too proud to fight had won what seemed to be The thing on which his heart was set, a T^eaceless Vic- tory. The ground was strewn with well-crossed t's and heaped with dotted i's While from the wounded Leaguers came thr «;otmd': of mournful cries. And then we thought of vengeance and all along our van "Remember now the Fourteen Points !" was passed from man to man. But out spoke gentle Henry : "Those men are not our foe ; Forgive ; they know not what they did ; Let's go and get Woodrow !" Oh was there ever such a Knight who would such mercy grant As he our valiant champion, our Henry of Nahant ! Ho ! maidens of Geneva ; Ha ! maids of gay Paree ! Weep, weep and rend your hair for those you never more shall see. Those gallants of the Conference who found time with their schemes For little dinners set for two and suppers at I\Iaxim's ; Those sages and those counsellors who only could un- bend 47 To pick up the dropped handkerchief of some new lady friend ; The Houses and the Bakers, the Lansings and the Creels, And all those little mannikins and all their little wheels. For the God who gave His Covenant in fire and in smoke Has sat in judgment on this Thing and said it should be broke. Then glory to the God of Hosts and glad Te Deums chant ! And glory to our Champion, our Henry of Nahant ! 48 REQUIEM "Twixt upper, netker and surrounding fires." Who killed the Treaty? "I" said Woodrow. "I, with my No ! I killed the Treaty." Who saw it die? "I did," said Hi, "Squashed like a fly. I saw it die." Who'll lay it oUt? "I will," said Lodge, "I will not dodge. I'll lay it out." Who'll send it roses? "I," said George Moses, "Nice prickly posies. I'll send it roses." Who'll toll the bell ? "i," said Bill Borah, "She'll be a roarer! I'll toll the bell." Who'll build the box? "I," said Phil Knox, "Something that locks. I'll build the box." Who'll give the oration? "I, Reed from Missouri ! Hell's bells and fury! I'll give the oration!" 49 Who'll dig- the grave? "We," said the people. "If we would save What the Lord gave We'll dig the grave." Deacidified using the Bookkeeper process. Neutralizing agent: Maonesium Oxide Treatment Date: OCT 20i£ Preservationlechnologies A WORUD LEADER IN PAPER PRESERVATION 111 Thomson Park Drive Cranberry Township, PA 16066 {724)779-2111 LIBRARY OF CONGRESS 021 546 854 9 , L/BRARY OF ,?,?NGRESS " "21 546 854 9 HoUinger Corp.