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Printers, Marshall-street, Golden-square^London^ INTRODUCTION TO READERS. Gentles ; 1 HE labours of a professional author, and the temporary effusions of a man immerged in the toils of life and pursuits of business, are so widely different, that I feel a diffidence in awaking your attention to perusal. If your patience will last to the end, I have my aim ; for he shall not be the worst scribendum, who can hold the attention of his readers two whole hours. I have long intended this for the public eye, but the changes and chances of war withheld it. I much fear, the knowledge of the scene having passed by, will be a drawback on its effect. Yet, when I see the same scenes re-acting in Oporto and threaten- ing Lisbon, I hope my intention of arousing the public mind to a knowledge of its power, wiU, with all its demerits on its head, have the desired effect. Professional reviewers, critics of publicity, diurnal reporters — remember the heavenly diction of Shakespear's divine Portia, and that " Mercy is like the dew of Heaven !" TO THE MANAGERS, EMPERADORS H ! OP The Great and Little Theatres of H. B. M/s Empire of Great Britain. Gentlemen ; J\ OT having inclination, neither ability* from the bustle of war, to dangle attendance on your sublimities ! with this — the amusements of one, used to the brevity of villainous gunpowder, — I most re- spectfully inform you, should your opinions coincide with the audience of a salt-water theatre, under the limitations left with the publisher, this is at your ser- vice, and perhaps it may give some satisfaction on land. My heart, as much as my vanity, gives it publicity, and I hope it may have some effect in the closet, if not on the stage, on my dear countrymen the JOHN BULLS. THE AUTHORS ADDRESS TO The People of Great Britain K Tis as easy as Lying :' Hamlet. X HUS the finest writer the world ever produced — similies, lying, as easy of execution. I think I shall not find a disputant to dispute such a truth ! But being a native of that proudly pre- eminent nation ! that mirror for the worlds Great Bri- tain ; and feeling the continuance of that unmingled blood which urged my progenitors to throw their bonnets in the air ! and heartfelt hail the founda- tion of our blessed country's godlike constitution; the author scorns to pass as facts, the fabrications of fancy, or the embellishments of falshood, and fervently intreats his readers to keep in mind, that this dramatic story,, the events of which the whole world are fully convinced of, is drawn, as near as dramatic effect will permit, to truth itself The episode of Eugenia, Belmont, and Juliana, (alone) are scenically altered. And much and many more equally affecting the parties, could have been added ; and, if so inclined, a longer story could have been told, — all — all — doleful misery ! ! (to which the author was an eye-witness :) even Lobato, in name and station, exists! To the descriptive ex- cesses of the French troops, he was a spectator, and to scenes, no British audience could sit to see, or hear repeated. He has seen those very troops, ragged beyond sus- ception, in a few weeks all finery, collected from shop to shop, with fixed bayonets ! and telling the owners they came as friends to give them a constitu- tion, to give them liberty ! No, Britons, no — the author has a nobler aim in view, than the constructing merely a drama. He wishes to open the eyes of his countrymen, if such there still exist, whose fervor of imagination out- leads their sober examination, to whom the charms of liberty are so captivating as to blind their reason, and distort their judgment. Fierce as the fiercest enthusiast, would the author's arm raise up the guarding sword, for sweet liberty — ■ for virtuous liberty ! — but not for prostitute liberty, not for the cannibal licence, called liberty, to deny the existence of a God ! to repudiate the offspring of his body ; not for the liberty to cast, an outcast, on the unfeeling world, the wife of his bosom, on the gust of the moment, the gust of an abandoned passion,, for one who soon, perhaps, shall follow the same fate. These are liberties in France ! These the tenets of the French goddess Liberty, whose gracious condescension (a la courtesan) adds the li- berty to plunder, by fraud, peculation, and hellish devices, the toiling man, unpunished, unimprisoned ! violate your friend's wife ! debauch his daughters ! swindle his sons to ruin ! — it is liberty, 'tis gal- lantry, 'tis the sublime refinement of philosophy, 'tis the delicate susceptibility, piety and virtue of t Age of Reason ! Who would not damn the devil, being such a villain ? therefore down ! down with all. New-model the world, throw away religion, and with it every virtue, justice, humanity, filial duty, and affection, as monkish rubbish, the trappings of Superstition. O my countrymen ! had you but seen what I have wept over, how would you exult in being Britons ! how enjoy the heavenly security with which you fol- low your avocations, your comforts, and (Jelights ! how would you bless that constitution, whose provi- dent care enablesyoutoface, fearless, the proudest petty tyrant the curse of nature can produce amongst you! — Away with your bugbear of calamities, you know not what it is to have a cause to complain : talk no more of your taxes, and their ponderous weight; yours are feathers to lead, in comparison to the continental requisitions and conscriptions. Talk not of war ! you know it not ! your country is a paradise, enjoy- ing an Heavenly Peace I 8 l Reader, the author of these is not one of those romancing travellers, who amuse the world with fine stories of the wonderous and wonderful ; who, when they see a cabbage-garden from their carriage win- dow, exclaim and write, what luxuriance ! what cultivation ! what a paradise ! how heavenly ! — No ; he is a British merchant, whose greatest boast is commerce — pursuing it in an honorable way, through foreign climes, foreign governments, and foreign liberty. And every step he has taken, and every nation he has trafficked with, has best served to shew him, that the poorest mechanic in England is an emperor, is in a paradise, to what the Dutch, German, French, Spanish, Italian, or Portugueze manufacturers are, in either of their countries, though paradises called, and the grand emporiums of liberty. Industrious mechanics, how will the joys of your Saturday nights be enhanced, by marking this ! (the writer's soul's worth on the truth) — that he has seen thousands of persons employed at various manufac- tures of silk, cotton, linen, hats, leather, &c. in all their ramifications, and which mechanics see only once a week miserably lean beef or mutton, if able then to purchase, to taste it ! — who roast horse- beans and barley, to procure a representation of coffee for breakfast ; — who, four or five days in a week, dine off miserable black bread, a head of garlic, or an onion ; and should the season prove superabundant, perhaps an orange, or part of a pumpkin. Tea, the female's precious comfort, only known on festivals. Their suppers as a feast, — a small piece of dried cod, boiled in a river of water, with seed, French beans, vinegar, and garlic, to make soup. Countrymen, rejoice over your substantial porter; these poor mechanics have only water, or wine, that the poorest of you would scorn to drink, — wine so poor, so weak and sour, that it cannot be sold to the wine-merchant. One pint of porter equal to two bottles, yet these poor people pay three-pence a bottle for it, and that three-pence is equal to one shilling in England, according to their earnings. And remember, these countries of liberty and citizenship, have no comfortable public-houses to quaff and smoke and settle the affairs of Europe in, — no newspapers for the declaiming orator to animad- vert on, — no account of ministers to condemn, No, no ; the very mention of politics is a crime — the call- ing in question the transactions of a minister, treason and imprisonment. This is liberty, this is French fraternization ! Judge, you, who possess shops and warehouses, what your opinion of liberty would be, when a troop of soldiers, with carts, came to your doors, and de- manded what they pleased, at a price of their fixing ; paying you with an order on the government at six months date, and that received half paper-money, at a discount of 25 to 50 per cent, or, more probably, never paid at all. 10 Know, you extremely oppressed country-gentle- men, who find a want of liberty in your paying a tax for your sporting, that, with French liberty, it is death to carry a fowling-piece; — that, to kill a par- tridge, is more heinous than killing your neighbour ; — that, at a minute's notice, an edict is printed and posted, forbidding, on pain of death, your passing such a line of distance round your home ; and the unhappy wretch, who ignorant ly, or inadvertently breaks this edict, is hurried to a military trial, and military execution ! And you, happy proprietors of consols, on whom designing villany may endeavour to raise fears and despondency for the safety of your funded property ! arouse from the imposition ! The mighty emperor has doubly, has eternally, established your security ! Nothing but the fiat of heaven can shake its foun- dation ! Napoleon has made England the Bank of the world : he has poured, and is pouring, the riches of the universe into its bosom. He has transported the fabled goose, with her golden eggs, to Great Britain. Britons ! unite, and live liberally— splendidly — your own home-consumption will for ever keep the tyrant from your doors alone. Manufacturers I blaze up your bonfires. The invincible Napoleon has conquered himself, his eagle has tumbled down the Portuguese and Spa- nish monarchies in Europe, and transferred them to yourselves alone. The Brazils, Spanish America, the mines of the world, ope their mouths to you 1 11 the crude material comes home direct ! Your goods to a direct market. All the natives that can leave Spain, or Portugal, will emigrate to those countries, and every hour increase the consumption and demand for jour labours. Imperial above all others, jour manufactures will ever find a ready sale. — While Europe remains to be governed bj French liberty and fraternization, sans cotton, sans hides, sans tallow, sans djeing woods, sans diamonds, gold, silver, coffee, tea, sugar, or tobacco, or the profits of manufacturing and working these in thousands of ways. Therefore, mj dear countrymen, all that now you want, is unanimity among yourselves ; and every man among you able to carry a musket, the knowledge how to use it — sacrifice a mite of what you possess, it is a straw to a bushel of corn ! And thus uniting, thus fierce in arms, while Europe groans beneath oppression, and sinks to ruin by emigration, — Great Britain will imperial rise the bank, the vital source, ^he soul of the universe ! TO Sir Charles Cotton, Bart. ADMIRAL COMMANDER JN CHIEF OFF LISBON. Honorable Sir,, XlAD I the fire of a Pindar, the melody of a Virgil, or the elegance of an Horace, I should fail in expressing the sensations of a Briton, when, fleeing from a vindictive enemy and the perils of the waves, he springs on board a British man of war, from a cockle-shell conveyance, through the portals of death, from the worst of all durance — > a French prison ! How then, honorable Sir, must I shrink at the attempt to describe my feelings, my thanks, when, after counting seven renewing moons, with guled eyes,* — stript by the uncommon mode of war, — pursued by the common enemy of mankind, the ac- cursed French ! — separated from the consolation of my family, and trebly daring death in the attempt, — I sprang from a miserable boat, on board the Hi- bernia ! the pride of Great Britain ! the terror of the world ! and found her commanded by a British Ba- ronet, who still holds the Barons' noble usage; whose hospitality, whose affability, precludes the applicant's 13 appeal,, supporting true dignity with ancient libe- rality,, and pouring balsam on the wounds of the afflicted. No language., honorable Sir, can express my gratitude for your distinguished attention to me ; flattery I detest, and I am sure you despise it. Hea- ven, and your own heart, can only return the kind- ness. And you have so emboldened me,, by heaped favors, that my presuming hope relies on your par- don for the presumption of putting your honorable name on the same page with mine ; it is an honor, were the work equal, would stamp a dignity on it to the end of time : and all my hopes are, that as it is an attempt to shew the world, and particularly our countrymen, what Frenchmen are, — and being in defence of virtue and religion,— you will not be of- fended past forgiveness, by, honorable Sir, one who gratefully prays Heaven's choicest blessings on you and your family ; all health, all honor, all happi- ness, and its long continuance, when the charge of war shall give way to the symphony of peace, and you return to enjoy your ancestors' mansion of bliss : — the thoughts of which, is happiness to, Honorable Sir, Your obedient humble Servant, THOMAS WILSON, Lisbon^ September^ 1808. PROLOGUE. WHEN first the Drama raised its mimic school, And bent its force our passions wild to rule ; With wine-gory face, and frantic passioned fire, Thespis assaiFd, to rouse his country's ire Against the monster, who dare tyrant try, With impious hand, to touch their liberty ; High mounted in his car, with music join'd The clanging chorus,— rais'd the public mind,— Rous'd them to virtue, and its golden ways, — And mingling pleasures, pour'd instructive lays. The spark, once struck on classic ground, caught fire, And taught succeeding bards for bays t' aspire : Beauties on beauties were by science graft ; Melpomene loud rav'd, or Thalia laugh'd ; Succeeding ages brought their Poets forth; Until pure Nature, in this Isle gave birth, When gayly springing from his woodlands wild, Immortal Shakespear prov'd his mother's child ; Through all her mazes and intricate ways, By instinct fir'd, he piped his dulcet lays; Taught mankind how to be sublimely blest, By guarding virtue in an honest breast, To nobly live ! or nobly learn to die ! Guarding our country's rights, our liberty ! O for a dip of his impassion'd gall, To rouse to arms, united Britons all : 15 To see the champions form th' extended line, While their bright arms with dazzling lustre shine ; To hear the spirit-stirring fife and drum Loud play : where danger calls, we Britons come, While the deep phalanx, led by martial sound, With bellowing Bellona, shakes the ground, Hurling defiance to every wild design, Britons' dear liberties to undermine ; While martial glory urges all to sing ! In concord I to the skies — God save our Kins: I DRAMATIS PERSONS. Phince Regent of Portugal ; pious and humane. Prince Pedro, } i- ^ > c Prince M.guex,, \ hls eldest Sons. Bishop of Elvas, Patriot. Don Almeida, Ex-Prirae Minister; Patriot. Belmont, his Secretary, an Englishman. Don Aranja, Prime Minister, > bribed by the French to Don Anadia, Ditto, $ dethrone the Prince. Bramcamp, a Contractor who has purchased a Title. Captain O'Neil, an Irish Adventurer. Legore, French General. Lobato, Prince Regent's Jester. Portuguese Officer. Car tax' \ Doorkeepers to the Prince's Council. Francisco, Servant to Belmont. Swartz, Hanoverian Soldier in the French Service. Princess Carlota, Princess Regent ; affectionate Wife. Donna Bellas, } t j- r*i. t> j i. i, Dx T x T » i?^w> r\ c Ladies of the Bed-chamber. onna Kfdonda, ^ Gertruda, \ T»™ "' > Maids of Honor. 1HERESA, i Selina, J Eugenia, Daughter of Bramcamp, in love "with Belmont. Juliana, Noble Lady, betrothed to Marquis Valencia. Margarida, Eugenia's Attendant. Number of French Officers, Soldiers, Attendants, Servants, &c. History — from Matter of Fact, Scene — in Lisbon, and adjacent* THE FORTUNATE DEPARTURE, ACT L SCENE L ^■inti-room to the Prince's Council then sitting— Ob en to in 'waiting — Twelve at night. Obento (in an arm-chair, dozing, awakes and rises. J Ah me! the infirmities of age, and oppression of grief, have bowed me into sleep. ^Looks at his watch. — Knocking at the door ; Obento opens it. Enter Caetano. Caetano. Pardon me, sir, the fatigue of this con- tinual watching has shut my eyes beyond my hour, while you much more need the balmy blessing than myself. - Obento. O Caetano ! thirty full years have I bore the toil, and never until now felt a pain : if my duty- called, my mind, at ease, joyfully attended ; but now. when my country, when the support of my fast de- clining life, when my dear beloved Prince stands oil 18 the pinnacle of destruction, my old blood curdles in its course, and bursts from my aged temples in briny floods. Caetano. Good Obento, that Power, whose om- nipotent finger directs for all our good, will this night, I hope, direct these agitated councils, and close these scenes of bitter suspense. Obento. Would to heaven it were so ! but my fears forebode my country's ruin. Caetano. Gracious heaven avert it ! Good Oben- to, away to rest, I now will Watch until morning. Enter Attendant. At. The Bishop of Elvas comes to the council. [Exit Attendant, Enter Bishop of Elvas, (they bow respectfully.) Bish. Good Obento, heaven's blessing on your age, you still are true to your Prince, I see. Obento. Heaven return its blessings ever on your Excellency j would to God I had an arm to defend him from the savage plunderers that threaten his de- struction. Bish. These are dreadful times indeed ; how long has the council been sitting ? Caetano. Yo-ir Excellency, off and on, near twenty- four hours. Bish. Seem they much divided ? Caetano. Sometimes not a murmur,- — a solemn me- lancholy, as at the approach of night, — an awful silence ; again the fiery spirits of Don Aranja, of Don Anadea, burst forth, and blow a storm that threatens every danger. Bish. How bears the Prince these tumults? Caetano. With a saint-like patience, and much he needs it, for he scarcely meets his accus- 19 tonied respect; and when he leaves the council, an hurricane ensues,, and oft' I think they will end the argument in blood. Bish. O ! my dear Prince ! Obento, when the Princess is stirrings let her be informed I attend the council and her commands. (Piously) — O God ! of thy infinite mercy, protect my country, my Prince,, and thy holy altars ! Obento. Caetano. > Amen! Amen! iZnter Almeida, from the Council, (agitated. ) Aim. Caetano, pray order my carriage, I cart no longer bear it. Bish. (approaches.) Your Excellency's obedient servant ; pray, what is amiss ? Aim. (passionately.) Much! very much! good Elvas, pardon me, my country's wrongs urge with double force my fevered blood. An amiable, a be- loved Prince, too mild, too generous, dreading to shed a drop of human blood, surrounded by a mur- derous band, that glow with longing ardour to spill his, and rob him of his kingdom, with his life. Bish. Can such monsters be in our dear Prince's council ? Aim. Yes, men who have sacrificed their ho- nor, their fortunes, in dissipation, now grown des- perate, like cannibal gamblers, would throw for blood. Bish. Can reason, can religion, have no effect on them ? Aim. None, on men who are selling their Prince, their country, to a treacherous, insulting, plunder^ ing enemy. Bish. Heaven thwart their purpose. Aim. Alone from thence our hope, for now, b.2 m bare-faced treason, arrogant beggary, with dagger and cap, gape for insurrection, — nothing to lose ! any way they'll gain! And pillage, desolation and mur- der, to them would be a banquet ; wretches ! avowed pensioners to an insulting tyrant, bartering for their birthrights. Almighty God, pour blisters on them ! Bish. Be cool, Almeida, favor me with the time for consultation ; remember, a good christian should fight to the last, for his prince, his country, and re- ligion [^Exeunt. SCENE II Stormy night — Inside of a Barn; two Horses feed- ing ; a small Lamp burning — Francisco peeping through a crevice— A Sportsman zvhistles. Fran, ? Tis he, 'tis he 1— -(runs and opens the door. J Enter Belmont, (in a Shooting Dress, with Fowling-piece and Dog ; the Dog's leg hound up.) Belm. Well, Francisco, is all safe, are the horses ready ? Fran. Yes, sir, yes, all safe, saw not a soul, — lor I I'm so glad yo've come back : dear me, poor Bob- bolo's lamed. . Belm. Ah ! Francisco, his wound was intended for me. Fran. Dear me, was it, how was that ? Belm. On the highest ground beyond Abrantes, the sun just setting, trying to see the numbers of the 21 approaching' enemy, the foremost party fired three muskets at me ; fortunately they missed me, but wounded Bobbolo. Fran. O the brutes ! Belw. More than savages — make ready for your return to Lisbon — take out my beggar's dress, (pulls off Ms jacket) fold that up, and take the luggage with you. Fran. Yes, sir! yes, sir! [Goes to the luggage. Belm. (Fulls out his ink-horn and paper, lays on the floor, and writes on the crown of his hat ; rises, folds and seals the letter.) Now, Francisco! to horse and away, when you arrive at the Palace, shew this signal to Diogo (gives him a signal), that you may deliver, yourself, this letter, into the hands of Don Almeida himself; go with all possible speed : be dumb to every one, for your life. Fran. Yes, sir, yes, I'll fully obey all your com- mands. (He takes a horse and leads him out.) [Exit Francisco. Bclm. Adieu, haste on. Now for my begging face. —(He puts on old spatterdashes over his boots, old patched breeches over his pantaloons, old- ragged jacket, and grey wig and beard, wMh tattered cloak, and old guitar.) — Now, Bobbolo, as you are a beg- gar's dog, there is a beggar's benizon, a crusty (gives the dog a crust.) [A loud shout, and confused noise of a rab- ble approaching. Belm. O God ! the accursed plunderers press ra- pidly on, and seem less or more than human ; devils themselves would flinch at such a storm, yet the pouring torrent, the mountain-shaking peal, and the fierce flash that threatens eternal night, mars not their progress ; my heart bleeds to think where this will end, and how manv thousands it will end. O ! 22 gory horrid war, mountains might be made of the untimely slaughtered human bones. New worlds,, peopled with weeping widows, and unfathered young ! and for what ? for gold, dominion, and am- bition, which, overheaped, makes its possessor a monster. ( Listens)-^ They are passed, come, poor Bobbolo. [Exit with dog. SCENE III. A poor Villager-Dark — Noise of approaching Troops. — Enter irregularly , French Troops, some with torches, some smoking, singing, and noisy. French Serj. Come on, my boys, here's a village, ■*— plenty of wine— drink — march — eat — keep it up : plenty of gold and diamonds to-morrow. Soldiers, Huzza! huzza! First Sol Is there any shoes ?— for half the regi- ment are barefoot. Serj. Plenty, my boys, and if they fail, we'll un- shoe the Friars, I have orders already to unhouse them ! Second Sol, And what's to be done with the Nuns? Serj. What a stupid question, why do as we have done, make mothers of the young, and nurses of the old, Third Sol. I think we had better keep them to make shirts, for there is not half a one a-piece for the whole army. Serj, Don't fear that, damn me, we'll sweat 23 them; there's plenty of John Bull's cloth, we'll have breeches, as well as shirts, and, for once in our lives, a good coat to our backs. Second Sol. I like that, I'll change my German tick for English broad-cloth. First Sol. Yes, our German tick has lost all its credit. Serj. Ay, but we paid for that ; now, my boys, we'll have all on pure tick — we shall scarce have the honor of killing a few thousands for payment. Enter Soldiers, with cans of wine, (hallowing.) First Sol. Here it is, damn'd hard work to get it — the rascally owner wanted payment : finding he was obstinate, I chopped off one of his ears ; he ran away like a dog with a kettle at his tail : so now you had better go to the casks and drink your belly's full. Soldiers. Bravo! bravo! Enter other Soldiers, with loaves of bread. Sol. Clear away there, bread, boys, bread, you shall have more presently, for I have rammed the saucy baker into his oven. John Futre, he snatched up a knife to hinder me from taking it, when I told him it was on the Emperor's account. c Emperor/ says he, ' I'll trust no Emperor !' So I knocked him down, and as he made a great noise, bundled him into his oven, and by the time the other division ar- rives, they may have a baked baker for supper ! Omnes. Ha ! ha ! ha ! Enter other Soldiers, (singing Ciara, march on) ; one Soldier with a basket of eggs, some with dead fowls. Sol. Here, my boys, I have just saved an old wo- man the trouble of going to market, I have pur- 24 chased ail her stocky and told her to carry her ac-- count to the Emperor ; she blubbered most preciously; I would have made her amends by kissing her buxom daughter, but the baggage jumped out of window like a cat, and ran faster than the devil himself Serj. O never mind one girl, we'll have plenty, we'll mend the breed, my boys — hey, boy, you have some fowls. Sol, Yes, as the old woman cried so much for her eggs, her hens began to cry too ; so, to quiet the matter, I wrang half a dozen of their necks — the damn'd cock flew to the top of the barn, and made more noise than all the rest, so I shot him off his perch, but fired the roof, — so the rest will be over- roasted, [One of the Soldiers begins to eat the eggs raw ! Serj. What the devil, do you eat the eggs raw }• First SoL Ay, and glad to catch them ! Second SoL Portuguese raw eggs are better than Polish raw horse-flesh ; for my part, I'll try a fowl a la brute. [Drum heats— trumpet sounds. Serj. March ! march, my boys, haste away, to- morrow you shall have gold, diamonds, shoes, clothes, fiddles and fun. Friars' houses, Lords' beds, and pretty Nuns, [Exit Serjeant and Troops. Enter Belmont, (from behind.) Belm. How my poor heart bounds with exultation, to think my dear England is a stranger to these cala- mities : could but the unsatisfied over -weening minds of those men, who, amidst e\ery blessing heaven bestows, —who, with angelic security, retire to their rests,— see but these, would they not blush ?— I blush to think there is an Englishman who does not daily pray—heaven's vengance on them!— (Noise of more m approaching)— -More approach, already three thou- sand have past. [Belmont retires to one side, seats himself as a beggar, -and thrums his guitar. Enter Officers and Soldiers. First Officer. March, lads ! to-morrow you shall roll in luxury, we'll dine with Princes. Second Officer. Damn me, if I believed in a devil, I should think the Priests and Friars had con- jured him to raise this hell-fired storm. Third Officer. The devil should favour his friends, but we'll soon unhouse them. Second Officer. And imbed them too. First Officer. And if wanted, uncloak them too ! Third Officer. That is as it should be— a Friar's cloak covers a multitude of sins! First Officer. O you take the cloak then ! nines, Ah ! ah ! ah ! Second Officer. I hope there is plenty of British boots ! First Officer. For why British ? Second Officer. Because their boots are like themselves— don't drink water, and water is a damn'd enemy to bawdy feet. Third Officer. Well, for once in your life, you have spoken feelingly; for myself, I mean to have a full wardrobe ! Fltst Officer, And I a double one ! for as we have no more British store houses to clear after this, I shall provide liberally. Second Officer. O yes, my lad, weil finish here, and then hie to the head stores — England! there, my lads ! there will be pickings! First Offictr\ God deliver me from such pick- ings, we shall be properly provided for there!— clothed for eternity ! 26 Third Officer. Yes, that is not the land of Friars and pretty Nuns. Second Officer. But plenty of pretty women ! First Officer. Ay., and damn'd angry ones too; by God, I do not think there is a dozen but would jump into breeches and fight like devils, at the sound of invasion. Second Officer. Yes, the English ladies have a great penchant for the breeches ! Omnes. Ha ! ha ! ha ! First Officer. And their husbands are remarkable for horns, Omnes. Ha ! ha ! ha 1 TJiird Officer. And as savage as bulls in a cow- meadow; therefore, from British grass defend our feet, from their fierce beauties, and their God-damn' d fleet. — (Drum beats to arms)— Allons I Allons ! [Exeunt. Enter, stragglingly , Soldiers, (lame, fatigued,) 8$c.—(one, in an English uniform, seats himself near Belmont, in a desponding maimer; Bel- mont plays and watches him.) Bel. Excuse me, soldier, you look extremely fa- tigued, will you drink with a poor old man, I have a little wine in my flask,— you are as welcome as day to it. Swartz. Poor old man, I thank you heartily, — in- deed I want it ; I have a miserable crust in my pocket uneat, because my parched mouth could no longer do its office. Bel. If my years do not deceive me, you have seen better times, you surely are not a Frenchman ? Swar. Neither in birth nor principles, — but, O misery, I am a French soldier ! (weeps) excuse my scalding tears, — ah ! how many more has my poor family shed for me ! 2? Bel. Have you a wife and children? Swar, O God ! I have,, and I fear in misery ! Bel. Where are they ? Swar. I left them, in my once happy country, in Hanover! O my poor country,— my home, — my once humble state of bliss ! Bel. Ah me, I feel for you as a brother, I drew my breath in a country that owns the same King, once yours ; the much loved father of his people : Heaven be praised, my birth-place is yet unsullied by the tramplings of your tyrant's feet. Swar. And ever will, O gracious God, I hope! Bel. Dare you follow me ? Swar. To where ? Bel. To blessed England ! Swar. That would be a blessing indeed. Bel. Then follow me, I'll soon find you refresh- ment, soon protect your feet from the galling stones, and once more place you under the protection of our loy fully royal master \_Exewit* 28 ACT II SCENE I, An Apartment in the Royal Palace, Enter Gertruda and Innocencia. Inno. Dear Lady, does not the time seem long to you ? Ger. O very so ! these painful moments of anxiety are lengthened into hours, the hours into days. Inno. Indeed, I never suffered so much: — the looks of distress in the Prince, which seem doubled in the eyes of the Princess, ever shedding tears ; and when the pretty prattling infants urge their questions of tenderness, I think I feel the world go round, — a painful giddiness ensues. Ger. On every thing around us horror is stamped ! the awful silence of night, broke by such tremendous peals, — the vivid flash seems to dart through the very walls, with such cataracts of rain, as if preceding the chaos of nature, the admonitors of this world's dissolution, Inno. And if not the world's ! I much fear our country's, our dear Prince's destruction! Ger. And we, among the pile of ruins, all our fond hopes, our accounted scenes of joy, and charts of future bliss, by inexorable war o'erthrown, all 29 down,— prince, people, religion, by tyranny levelled to the dust ! Inno. My poor heart is near bursting with the thoughts ! Enter Attendant. Atten. The Princess requests your attendance. Ladies ? Ger. We. attend her Highness, \_Exeunt SCENE II. Princess' s Apartment in the Royal Palace — -Prix cess Carlota, on a Sofa, (in a mournful atti- tude, dosing,) — Ladies in waiting* Princess Carlota, (rising), Theresa, I pray you, what is the hour ? I think the clocks have ceased to strike! yet why should they, they are insensible to grief? Titer. It is on the point of four ! will your High- ness permit me present you coffee ? indeed I fear this watching and grief will destroy my dear Princess. Seli. Do, my dear Princess. Princess Carlota. Dear Ladies, I feel your kind attentions, but I feel no appetite, — grief — dread — anxiety — my dear Prince™ my dear little ones,— fill mind and body both ! Ther. and Seli . We intreat your Highness, try ! Princess Carlota. I will so ! how long is it since the Prince was here ? Ther. 'Tis near two hours, your Highness. 30 Princess Carlota. Did the dreadful storm awake the children ? Ther, Towards the end Prince Pedro awoke, and awakened his brother ; they were uneasy, and urged much to come to your Highness; fearing they would more disturb you, we quieted them to sleep again * Princess Carlota. I am much indebted for your kindnesses ; if I survive these scenes of distress, Iil try to thank you : 'tis near four o'clock, jou say? Ther. Near striking, your Highness. [^Clock strikes four; the Princess, much agitated, seems fainting ; Theresa and Selina support her. Ther. For Heaven's sake, your Highness, what alarms you thus ? Princess Carlota. O heaven ! what a blow on my heart did the blow of that clock strike, it has made it bleed — Gracious heaven I it passed through me, as it were my dying knell ; the solemn sound still trembles in my ears. O my country, my country, my dear husband, my Prince, my lovely little ones, my innocent children ! — O Jesu ! protect them ! I faint, Theresa, lead me into the next apartment— send for the Prince. \_Exeunt, Theresa and Selina supporti?ig the Princess, and the other Ladies. SCENE III. Apartments of the young Princes. Enter Prince Pedrg, Prince Miguel, Donna Bellas, Donna Redonda, and Attendants. Donna Bellas. My dear Princes, the storm is 31 over, and it is only four o'clock, go again to rest— you will disturb the Prince and Princess, Prince Pedro. Donna Bellas, I cannot sleep, I am not easy ; the thunder may come again, perhaps another earthquake, — and if not that, I know what I heard, the bad Frenchmen may come, and you know they want to rob my papa ! and how can I sleep with thieves in the house ! Donna Redonda. Sweet soul ! do not be afraid, papa has plenty of guards ! Prince Miguel. Ah, I wish I was big enough to be his guard too ! Prince Pedro. Why ! what would you do ! Prince Miguel. Pd fight for him ! [loud* Prince Pedro. And I too, I'd die for him ! Prince Miguel. And so would I ! Donna Bellas. Good Princes, do not let your love for your royal papa lead you to disturb his rest. Prince Pedro. No, no ! Donna Bellas, — but why should my younger brother boast so much ? Prince Miguel. I only boasted how I love papa ; though you are older, you cannot love him more. Donna Bellas. Do not dispute, love equally your papa, and love one another. Prince Pedro. Come, Miguel, will you fence for a gold piece? let us learn how to fight, perhaps hereafter we may have a crown to fight for Prince Miguel. I will fight for glory ! the crown belongs to you 1 Prince Pedro. And when I wear it, Pll prove your brother. [Exeunt and Attendants, m SCENE III. Prince's Apartment in the Royal Palace. Enter Prince Regent and Bishop of Elf as. Prince Regent, Good Elvas, you have much eased raj heart, I dread the thought of offending 1 Heaven ! If it pleases Almighty God to chastise me for my salvation, a murmur shall not escape my lips; but for my people, my heart bleeds to think on them ! O my country, my country, my poor people, Jesu ! have mercy on them ! Bishop. That Omnipotent Power that created them, will, in the infinity of its goodness, still protect them against the enemies of all religion : — e'en Heaven itself, the impious enemies of Christ, whose godhead they deny — when the fulfilment of their crimes shall come, he will avenge their deeds ! Enter Attendant, Attendant. Your Royal Highness, Don Almeida requests an audience. \_Exit Attendant, Prince Regent. Let him enter, (faintly) — Good Elvas, this shock of the enemy's approach, these terrible convulsions of nature, prey on my mind ! sleep deserts me, some awful event appears approach- ing — this horrid war ! O when will mankind cease to murder ! Bishop. May gracious God bless your High- ness and your kingdoms with his holy spirit of peace. Prince Regent. Amen ! amen ! Enter Almeida. Almeida. Your Highness's most devoted servant S3 Prince Regent. Almeida,, I am happy to see you, for I feel a confidence in you, — would I could say as much by all my ministers. Almeida. Your Highness, I am proudly happy that my poor endeavours to serve my Prince are pleasing to him. Prince Regent. Almeida, an honest minister, who strives to serve and save his country, is a bless- ing* to his Prince ; but my forboding soul shrinks at some of my council. Bish. Elvas. Can Lucifer so work on man, so drive his soul to perdition, as to sell his Prince, — his country ? Almeida, (warmly.) He can! he has, the fiend's at work, and forging the fetters for royalty, the manacles for their Prince, bartering the blood of thousands for bribes. Prince Regent. Jesu ! have mercy ! — how have I deserved this ! Almeida. O my good Prince ! do not think my duty too bold — do not think the heart of Almeida pleads for himself, proud of its loyalty; though cer- tain of destruction, to save your Highness, it would be most happy to be the sacrifice. Prince Regent, Alas, I fear there will be too many sacrifices ! O that Almighty God would direct me how to avoid them ! Almeida. Most Gracious Prince, if in your sight I am your faithful servant, (kneels) let me thus in- treat you, (Prince raises him) — flee from the tv rant's grasp, fly to your better kingdom, preserve your royal person, your royal line, bear away to safety your dear Princess and lovely offspring. Resistance here is fruitless, already the proud tyrant has deso- lated Europe's great extent,— your kingdom, staid h only from destruction by an abject loan., imposed with insolence, and demanded with threats. Prince Regent. It is but too true. Almeida. Your much approved and brave allies pour forth their conquering fleets to guide and guard you; e'en now, at your river's mouth, the British flags wave defiance to your enemies, and await your orders. Prince Regent. Heaven return their kindness ! — they are a brave and gallant nation. Bish. Elvas. Permit, your Highness, one, who in his peaceful holy home, has with an anxious eye still followed the din of destructive war, humbly to speak his anxious heart's desires. Prince Regent. Good Elvas, proceed, your age, your office, your duty to God demands it ! Risk. Elvas. Since first rebellion, with the Toss of all order, all humanity, all religion, began its giant hellish strides in France, has the Almighty, for purposes beyond man's penetration, suffered it to overthrow and consume whichever way the monster has turned — Royalty. Kingdoms have been its con- stant food, the foundations of ages annihilated, — all respect, all duty to God set at defiance, by the hell- born act of denying— a God's existence! horrid thought ! devils themselves would tremble to think on it : how then, your Highness, can you stem the monster's way ? I intreat you to remember the religion of your fathers, Europe is plunging into infidelity, haste to your noble empire of the Brazils, and save your royal person, your dear family, your friends and religion, from the tyrant's grasp. Prince Regent. O my heart ! my poor deranged mother ! to remove her ! Bish. Elvas. Better remove her, than doubly 35 derange her, by torturing her royal eyes with the brutal plunder of her Palace, — with the savage sei- zure of the holy plate from the churches, — with the agony of seeing the blessed sacred chalice made a Bacchanalian banquet cup for murderers. Enter Attendant, (hastily.) Attendant. Your Royal Highness, the Princess Carlota is suddenly taken extremely ill, and intreats to see you instantly. Prince. O God! where will this end,— I come! I come! Almeida, Elvas, attend the council, I will follow with all speed. [Exit Prince Regent and Attendant, Aim. Heaven's blessings on you, Bishop, for thus urging the Prince's departure, I much fear the French faction in the council will delay him until too late. Enter an Attendant. Attendant. Don Almeida, a messenger with a letter, which he will deliver to no one else, waits at your office. Aim. I thank you, I'll be there instantly. — Come, Bishop, it may be news. Bish. I hope good ! [Exit Almeida and Elvas. SCENE IV. Apartments of Almeida, Enter Almeida and Elf as. Aim. (with a letter.) It is from my Secretary, de- pend on it as gospel, (reads)— c2 86 rf Two hours before dark, I met the advanced Cf guard three leagues from Abrantes ; I followed cc on, and counted upwards of three thousand troops, 1st Officer. This wine is cursed stuff, I hope the eating will be better. 2d Officer. It is bad enough, to be sure ; but re- member, these poor devils send all their best wine to Lisbon for sale, drinking only the unsaleable. 3d Officer. Then haste to Lisbon, there we shall find John Bull's collections ; and he's a connoisseur in wine. 1st Officer. O damn John Bull ! I am afraid he and his wine have tripped to sea, as the only place of safety he has. 3d Officer. Then I hope he will go to the bot- tom ! 1st Officer. Good ! to make negus of the At- lantic ! 2d Officer. If so, damn me ! our troops should drink it dry, and we'd add another quarter of the world to our conquests. ktli Officer. Very pretty moonshine ! but what is to eat ? and when is it coming ? h% 2d Officer. I have set half a dozen cooks to work, and placed an embargo on the breakfast of the family. 1st Officer. What the devil is that ? 2d Officer. Some cold buccalao from yesterday, warmed up with garlic,, onions, lamp -oil, and sour wine. 1st Officer. A mess for the devil 1 what else ? 2d Officer. Some turnip -tops in full blossom, at least a yard long, mellowed with rusty bacon and garlic, to enhance the flavour ; also some rich soup, made with horse-beans, oil, and wine. 1st Officer. What brutes ! 2d Officer. My dear comrade, how squeamish you grow ! remember Poland train-oil and bran, with stakes from a dragooner that perished for food ! 3d Officer. I dare swear you have something bet- ter than you have told us of, to eat. 2d Officer. Well, I'll tell you ; the mistress of the house and her two daughters were so alarmed at our presence, that they fastened themselves in a clo- set from all communication ; therefore, I had no di- rector but my eyes and ears, and with those I have pro- cured eggs, bacon, fowls, rice, &c. ; now whet up your appetites, all will be ready in a few minutes ! Omnes. Bravo ! bravo ! Monsieur Caterer. 3d Officer. I hope you mean to kiss the mistress of the house, or her two daughters, for keeping so good a house. 2d Officer. By what I saw of the mother and daughter, they are such sweet mahogany beauties, that I shall pay most attention to eating ; for the lord knows when we shall eat again ! 1st Officer. The best speculation I -know of, is to kill as we go along. 3d Officer. What — -jack-asses ? 53 1st Officer. No, none o' your kin, except geese ! I say, kill turkies, fowls, pigs, goats, all that's eatable. 3d Officer. And send their owners to the Empe- ror for payment. O nines. Ha ! ha! ha ! Enter a Soldier, (as from cooking. J Sol. Gentlemen, all's ready in the next room. Omncs. Bravo ! allons ! allons ! [_Exit omncs. SCENE II. An Alcove in the Garden of Bramcamp. Enter Eugenia and Julian a, as walking in the Garden — Margarida attending. Jul. I declare, your flowers are so sweet, your garden so pretty, and yourself so engaging, that I pay no attention to time ; I shall stay all the morn- ing e'er I think an hour past. Eug. You are so complimentary, I do not know how to ascribe you ; believe me, I should be extreme- ly happy if you would spend the day here ; now do stay and dine, and be assured I every moment ex- pect my dear Belmont. Jul. Now you remind me, I cannot for shame but go ; why should I, being not so fortunate, de- prive you of the dear delightful pleasure you must enjoy in his dear company ? Eug. Nay, if you praise him so much, you will make me jealous. 54 Jul. I am glad to hear you say so, for now I am sure you love him. \_A clap of hands three times. Eug. Belmont's signal ! O happy sound ! run, Margarida, run ! \_Exit Margarida. — Juliana withdraws to the garden. Eug. My dear Juliana/ do not go ; Belmont will be happy to see you. Jul. Yes, yes, away ! • \_she retires. Enter Belmont in a cloak. (Eugenia runs to meet him ; they embrace.) Belm. My guardian angel ! Eug. My dearest Belmont ! Belm. How, my dear Eugenia, have you been since last my eyes thus drank delight ? Eug. Your untold departure conjured up a thou- sand fears for your dear safety ! indeed, I was not well : your letter was a balsam to my aching heart, when I saw your safety. Belm. O my adored Eugenia ! the dangers that surround us distract me ! think of my painful situa- tion ; remember I am an Englishman ! should the Prince determine to retire to the Brazils, I cannot stay, unless in prison ! Should he stay here, my Se- cretary's place will be gone ; under the French in- fluence — perhaps French government !~— I shall be an outcast ! Eug. O God ! your painful story makes me mi- serable I Belm. Indeed I am so ! oft have I flattered my- self your papa might be reconciled, as I every day expected promotion : should the Prince retire, I feel a surety of it. But what will be promotion, ho- nour, fortune, even empire ! without my loved, my lovely Eugenia ! £5 Juliana (comes forward.) Then Pll tell you, naj don't be alarmed ! Belm. Pardon my surprise, gentle lady ! I thought we were alone. Jul. -No j no ; it is I am alone, and alone am I likely to be, unless you have a brother, and will re- commend me to him, and he has more courage than yourself. Belm. For what, gentle lady ? Jul. To go where I wish, and take me with him ; be assured I would follow ! therefore, my advice is, pack up — set off — marry — set sail — and make love all the voyage ! Eug. For shame, you madcap ! Jul. Well then, do vou stav in Lisbon ! and let me carry Belmont and the shame to the Brazils ! Eug. Consider my papa ! Belm. Would to heaven, he would follow the Prince ! Jul. What, to torment you more ? to find a stu- pid husband with a title, and order Eugenia to marry the dear animal ? Fly ! fly ! he may be angry at first, but when a grandpapa he will soften ! Eug. O you romp, for shame ! Jul. Dear sober steadiness ! But Belmont, I beg you answer me ; I am sold, to be married to the Marquis Valencia ; now tell me truly, do you think the Prince will go ? now don't be afraid of trusting a female with a secret ! Belm. On my honour, I think 'tis certain ! Jul. Then my papa goes ! and I go —and hea- ven be praised, the Marquis stays behind ! don't you think he will ? Belm. He seems firmly attached to the opposing faction. Jul. He never pleased me before, sweet stupid coxcomb ! 56 Eug. Then you will be happy, Juliana. Jul. Only half way. Belmont, my dear, Eu- genia has mentioned to me you have a brother, where is he, and may I ask what is he ? Belm. Noble lady, you honor me, he is an hum- ble Lieutenant in the British navy; the last news I had of him, was after the battle of Trafalgar, in which he received a wound, not dangerous. Jul. Poor gentleman ! does he resemble you, Bel- mont ? Belm. He was, when last I saw him, taller and stouter, roughened by change of climate and the sea : in fact, he is a British officer, with the courage of a lion, and the heart of a lamb ; with his hand ever in his pocket, to supply every applicant with what he has risked his life a thousand times for. Jul. I understand you, Belmont, he is not quite so diplomatic as yourself: nevertheless, give me your hand ! — there is mine ! he is mine ! I marry him by proxy ! help me to find him, that he may take care I do not lose myself. Eug. Why, Juliana, are you mad .? Jul. Yes, as a March hare! Pardon me, Eugenia, I have shewn you the way ! Belmont, I wont own you as a brother, if you don't run away with Eugenia. Belm. Would to God she would permit me ! Jul. Now look in her eyes, don't you see her con- sent starting in them ? There ! there ! away, and settle how and when. \_Juliana pushes them out. Haste to the fragrant orange-grove, And plan the means to pluck true-love. (Calls JWargarida) Margarida, give me a guitar, I must thrum some doleful ditty to make me merry. JWar. (brings a guitar) It is in tune, I believe, my lady. 57 Jul. O no matter ! watch old dad! remember the alcove,, — the world well lost for love. [Exit Margarida. Jul. (plays on the guitar and sings :) Why what's the world and all its worth, When we from love are tether? Gold sinks again to parent earth, And titles like a feather. Ala! ala! alack, ala! Cross'd in our love, each day is night, Gay pleasure swells our sorrow, No other joy can give delight, But kisses that we borrow. Ala! ala! alack, ala! But if kind Hymen, with his torch, Will seal our hearts together, Our heaven is then, to go to church, And kiss thro' every weather. Ala! ala! alack, ala! Enter Margarida (hastily). Mar. O heavens ! my lady, my master is coming. Jul. (throws down the guitar, runs to the alcove). Fly! fly ! Belmont, — Bramcamp comes this way ! Belm. and Eug. Come forward, — O heavens, we are undone! — haste, Margarida, open the garden door. [Exit Margarida. Belm. (throws his cloak over him, and seems to recollect something, — takes from his pocket a paper of artificial flowers J. — Dear Eugenia, accept these flowers, were they not extremely beautiful, I would not present you artificial articles. Eug. O never mind ! fly ! fly ! adieu ! adieu ! [Exit Belmont. Jul. O most excellent ! should your papa have seen him departing, say he was a vender of artificial £8 flowers, you saw passings and called, — these we have purchased. Eug. I am so agitated, he will discover the truth, and I am ruined. Jul. Courage! — courage! — here he comes. — (Juliana plays with, and admires thefloivers, talking to Eugenia). Dear me, how remiss I was, not to purchase more of these beauties. Bramcamp enters the Alcove, — (Juliana rises, as much surprised to see Bramcamp ; Eugenia rises, respectfully curtseying J. Jul. (curtseying) O your Excellency ! I ask par- don, you so surprised me ! I hope I see you in better health than my dear Eugenia. Br am. So ! so ! Senhora Castello. Eug. Papa, you look unwell, and very serious, has any accident happened ? Br am. What man was that with you just now ? Eug. (surprised) With me, papa ? Jul. O your papa means the Italian flower-seller, the poor fellow in a cloak ! O your Excellency, do but look at them, did you ever see any thing so na- tural, so beautiful, — who could imagine they were artificial ? Br am. Pha! pha ! Italian trumpery, the flowers in the garden are much superior. Eug. I am sorry they displease you, papa. Jul. Lor! sir, flowers from the garden would not do for dancing, they would fall to pieces when we came to allemande and lead down ! Br am. Eugenia, I came to tell you I do not deem the city a safe place for you at prerent ; there- fore, pack up your apparel, and in an hour the coach will be ready to take you to Azambugia ; your jewels give me, you may be robbed of them in the country, neither will you want them there. 59 Eug. Will the coach be here so soon, papa ? Bram. Yes, in an hour, — good morning, Senhora Castello. [Exit JBramcamp. Jul. Old crabbed ! ! — pardon me, Eugenia. Eug. O I am truly wretched. Jul. Rouse up your spirits, come away to your chamber, I'll find a plan for you to run away. Eug. O how can you think of it ? Jul. Follow good examples, — the Prince is going to do so. As for your jewels, give your papa the cases, — but keep the precious contents — they will awaken the eyes of love, should necessity make him sleepy: never! never! separate a lady from her dia- monds. Then haste, my dear, make no delay, An hour in love soon flies away. [Exeunt. SCENE IV. An Apartment in the House of Aranja. Enter Aranja and Anadea. Aran. Are you certain of such an order being sent ? Ana. As certain as I am of its being refused — mark this note: — (reads) " Your Excellency, judge of my surprise at Capt. (< deSilva's bringing an order to spike ihe guns at this tc fort, -7- it being so contrary to jour instructions : I