il umH } mmiiummmMmfjmiiimjn.9jmi Rnnlr -X^T ^? fafflightF i9/)/ COPYRIGHT DEPOSrc ANTONY AND HERO, -AND FISHINE FOR FAME*- BY If S I Nl Nl I E:. F. Simon, Publisher. NEW HAVEN, CONNECTICUT. IQOl. THE LIBRARY OF ' CONfeRESS, Two Copiea Received AUG. 2 1901 0'^CI^.t.l/;UT ENTRY COPY 3. Copyright, 1901. By F. Simon. All Rights Reserved. POETICAL SELECTIONS. Hero's description of simrLse. Act J, Scene 1. Why, I was awake, and In serious meditation, an hour before O'er eastern mountains in it's distant orb. The sun arose in fiery majesty. And was admiring how the sparkling dew Did grace the changing landscape hereabouts, As sol's slow creeping fire did burnish every drop.- Antony' s praise of ambition. Act 1, Scens 1. Well has he succeeded In his fight for fame, and I am proud of His acquaintance. Well do I remember, How in our youthful sports, he ever did Affect commanding, a leadership Was always his ambition, and on that He has built a monument of fame. I Was ever known for and proud of my strength, And age made that youthful pride a serious Ambition till I became an athlete. A man's life is modeled out in youth By an unseen power, and as he dies So was it destined. Alice trying to encourage Leopole. Act 1, Scene 3. Come Leopole, be merry, This suUenness does not become you, and You have no cause for being so. One defeat Is no disgrace, not when your victories Are summed up. 'Twas an honor to be matched To Antony. Come let's be merry as usual. Antony's praise of uniforms. Act 2, Scene I. Oh such a specticle ! Look ! Look ! He was wise. Who first suggested uniforms for soldiers. For while formidable to the enemy. They inspire a friend. Look ! See how more imposing Than the citizens, and yet they are but people. And this martial music, Makes one almost wish for foes. Hero\^ defense of Antonij. Act 2, Scene 1. 'Tis false,. I swear it ! I have been his inmost friend For many years, and have oft heard him praise Your qualities and ambition. He was The first to applaud your every promotion, Of all your friends he was most eager to hear from you,. And good news he would address as though Your person with : Brave Charles with but a few More strides we shall say Great Charles ! 'Twas he Suggested, as my father knows, all these New entertainments for to-day, and he Worked for their completion so ineeasingly, There was no time for conspiring. And now You call him your enemy, and a traitor, For this small accident that only seemed to harm. Hero's love for Antony. Act J, Scene 3. Think you I would encourage a man, who Downed my Antony ? No ! If Antony dies, Why so do I to all the world. I would live and die a dry old spinster Witli no occupation, but training flowers For his monument. Antonys generosity and confidence in his friends. Act 4, Scene i. No, No. You live. Live and be famous, live and be honored As an athlete, for the people must have one For their amusement and their idol, and Who is there but you that is worthy, and Entitled to their praise? And, Leopole, All the medals and trophys I have won, I've willed to you, they with my titles When I am dead are yours, with my best wishes That you honor them, and there is no one More confident than I am that you will. Antony , — Clmmpioii Athlete, Charles,— A Duke's Officer, jLeopole,— Ex-Champion Athlete, Abraham, — Judge and Hero's Father, Wiggins,— Jailor, Swipes,— His Assistant, Tom Sawyer,— | ,- Tough Characters. Bill Judson,— \ Johnson, — Prosecutor, Jones,— Sheriff, Hero,— Antony's Love, riargaret,— Antony's Sister, Theresa,— Heros Maid, Alice, — A Cortizan, Citizens, Officers, Band, Soldiers. Act I. (Scene 1.) Abraham discovered. Abraham. — Now has father time began that day, which crowns My happiness, and brought sol's glowing light O'er eastern mountain tops to do his part. Oh happiness to think, my daughter weds To-day, and weds a man that's loved by men. What luck of fortune what anything brings More joy to a loving father, there's nothing. It has brought youth back to my mind, but not My bones, for if it had I'ld dance and leap, And somersault for joy. But no, mine must Be expressed with pleased appearances. She Will wed Antony ere night, Antony The famous athlete, He who so lately conquered Leopole, The favorite of the duke his chum, called Hercules by all, and praised above him All for his qualities, Untill Antony o'erthrew him as though He had no opposition and many ■ Claim 'twas so for policy to lure some Spicy wager on another trial. No, no ! That desperate aspect such tugging and Straining that every muscle seemed to swell An inch, that red complexion as when Exertion crowds a man's blood against his Skin and forces out large beads of sweat, such Heaveing at the finish to catch his breath All prove that Leopole was not trifeling. I'll not believe it. I have double cause For joy, for to-day I will be relieved Of my political cares for brave Charles, A chum of Antony's as boys. But seperated these five years by their Professions to seek fame and fortune, and AVell they have succeeded, Antony the Mighty athlete and Charles the brave soldier. 'T will be a sight to see those famous leaders In their callings meet, with their mutual love Since childhood. Charles fame and qualities, Have won for him succession to my office, Which he comes to-day to accept, and I Will be relieved. But ho ! Come, come, be merry. (Rings for and enter servant.) Where's Hero, not up yet ! Go make her stir. {Exit servant.)' The day's and hour gone. She must be Much contented to sleep so long this day. (Enter Hero.) Hero. — Good morning. Did you think me tardy? Abr. — You are not much interested in your Marrying or you'd been about ere this. Hero. — Why. I was awake and in Serious meditation, an hour before O'er eastern mountains in his distant orb The sun arose in fiery majesty. And was admiring how the sparkling dew Did grace the changing landscape hereabouts. As sol's slow creeping fire did burnish every drop. Abr. — You should be gay and happy, this is no time For seriousness — Hero. — But niy future happiness Is a serious question. Abr. — It was. But with such a husband as Antony To care for that you should be merry. Hero.— It always was my nature to be serious And I thank my maker for that fault. I Would not for the world be giddy, for then I'ld not have Antony's love. Abr. — The happiness that comes from love lies not, As some claim, all in the procuring, there's More in the preserving. And if you would Keep fresh your husbands love, take these receipts From my experience. Firstj do not be dominering, for heaven Decreed that woman should not equal man. Think more of comforting your husband, than Of teaching him, and if in aught you think He's wrong and cannot change him with A sort of suplicating modest way, Convince yourself he's right. In cleanliness, In order, yea in everything be so precise As to consider all your imperfections. As transgressions. 'Tis the duty of The husband to furnish means of sustainance For his family. 'Tis the duty of The wife to use those means to best advantage, For both the happiness and comfort of Her family. You are both worthy of each other Which is much towards making your love mutual. Hero. — My father, glad I am to be advised By anyone with more experience. And you can be content these maxims shall For reference ever be, deep graven in My memory. (Enter Leo.) Leo. — Good morrow both, and happy day. Hero. — Good morrow, Leopole. Abr. — Good morrow to you, and your looks proclaim, A wish of happiness unnecessary. Leo. — I have good cause for happiness for I Come direct from your successor. The first I saw of him in five long years. Abr. — How does He look and how behave himself amongst His honors? Glad to be back no doubt. Leo. — Tall and handsome but A little stiff to me as though to say, My position sir, calls for respect. Hero.— 'Tis Conceitedness, 'tis natural to him, He was so as a boy. Leo. — Prepare To welcome him for he'll be here ere long On business. He wished me to remind you. To make all preparations for the parade. Abr. — 'Twas unnecessary. The paraders Will be ready when we are. We shall march About and arrive at the tribunal So as to install him at high noon when My term expires. Leo. — He is anxious to have Much celebration. Abr. — The preparations Are the grandest I've yet known. {E.vit Abr. enter There^sa.) Ther. — Oh Hero Antony is coming. Good morrow Leopole. Leo. — Good morrow. Hero. — He is coming for us, for there's a good view From his porch of this parade to which we Are invited. I'll go prepare myself For I promised to be waiting for him. {Exit Hero. ) Ther. — Happy are they for they'll be man and wife Ere night. Leo. — I envy Anton J^ Ther. — All men do That know her. But here he comes and his sister to. (Enter Ant., Marg.) Ant. — Good morrow. Leo. — Good morrow Antony. Ther. — Good morrow Antony and Margaret. Marg. — Good morrow both. Ant. — Love must be contagious for These private interviews mean nothing else. Ther.—0\\ I've oft heard of two diseases Whose symptoms were alike. Ant.— Where's my partner In this sickness? We'll groan, and heave, and make A hospital of this room. 10 Murg.— And I'll be All your physicians. AnL — No, no. The disease Is very contagious, and your none To vigorous to catch it. Marg. — Yes, I see It effects even those who are famous For their strength. Ayit. — Well how goes it with Leopole? Marg. — I see it effects even those, who are Famous for their strength. Ant. — I admit. But how is Leopole? Leo.—0\i fairly well. I've just come from Charles. Ant — How is he? He must have come this morning For I looked for him last night. But has he changed? Leo. — You'll see him soon yourself, for he'll be here Before the parade. Ant. — A live year's seperation of two such palls. You cannot imagine how this meeting 's Looked for. But how does he look, as large as I? Leo. — Tall and handsome with a military brace. AnL — Well has he succeeded In his fight for fame, and I am proud of His acquaintance. Well I do remember. How in our youthful sports, he ever did Affect commanding, a leadership Was always his ambition. And on that He has built a monument of fame. I, AVas ever known for and proud of my strength. And age made that youthful pride, a serious Ambition till I became an athlete. A man's life is modeled out in youth By an unseen power and as he dies. So was it destined. But no more lecturing (Enter Hero.) For here's a better subject. Good morrow. Hero. — Good morrow Antony. I see you're here. 11 Ant.— I wish I had been these last few hours, I'ld a Rid myself of them, for it tortured me To think that father time kept us apart. Marg. — I will leave, the disease is very catching, And I must not expose mj^self being frail. Ther.—V\\ go to. [Exit Marg., Ther.) Leo. — I'll go have a consultation With your father. {E.mt Leo.) Hero. — What new styled bickering Is this? A7it. — Theresa and Leopole were At some private conversation as we Entered. I proclaimed it a sign of love. They turned the joke on me, and made love in me A contagious disease. And love so would I have it with you alone as my physician And have you catch it. Hero. — Why so it is Antony. Ant. — As we have our wishes we must be happy. [He eml)races her, she takes a tie from him.) Hero. — This will I keep. Ant. — i cannot be without it From here to home. Hero. — You must. Ant. — I'll not. [Goes to take it from her. Enter Leo.) Leo. — Hem, Hem. Let the patient enter the consultation. Come Anthony you are wanted. Ant. — Give me my tie. i/ero.— No, No. My father is waiting. {Exit Ant. Leo.) I'll Not give it to him. I'll hide it. But where ? I'll make a garter of it and let him Take it off to-night for then I'll be his wife And t'will please him. Oh Antony in my eyes Thou alone of all men art to be loved. {Tie^ on the garter) Tis quite a novel way of pleasing him, But I guess he'll not think less of me for it. [Enter Char.) 12 Oh Charles, welcome. This is a gala day, From all quarters. Glad I am you have returned €har. — It does feel good to be amongst the old Familiar scenes and faces once again. Hero.) — It seems more than an age since you left. You will remain amongst us now I hope. Char. — Yes I will remain among those I love. Ifero.— How was it abroad, did you like it V Char. — Anything that I could wish for was mine, But that is naught, wealth, station, fame or sport All are nothing without love, that I had Left behind. Hero. — Were there no friends or ladies there That you admired ? Char. — No, No. They say, man tvxAj loves but once. Hero. — And was your love here? Char. — Yes Hero. Hero. — And why Did you not send for her ? Char. — Would she have come V Hero. — Why sure she would, if she loved you. Char. — Hero, Can't you see, 'tis you I mean, 'tis you I love. 'Tis for you I've pined these five long years. {He embraces her. Marg. appear and exit.) Hero. — Then you must learn to forget me. I spoke But as a friend to you, not thinking j^ou'ld Take this privelege. You know I never Loved you even as a boy. Besides, I will Be Anthony's bride ere night. Char. — What ! You'll marry Antony, that drone, who dares no further Than calling distance from his mother V Hero. — Save yourself and tell him so. Char.— No! I'll not Speak as much to him. 13 Hero. — I thought so, but You would were he a woman, brave soldier. Char. — T'was not in fear I spoke but in honor, I am no more within his sphere, No, nor ever was, As a bo}^ I used His company for pastime. Hem — And he used you As a mop for pastime. Char. — With his strength he did, But of that the ignorant have the most, And such he is, born to sleep and rot In his mother's lap, while I went about The world and fought through fire and smoke for fortune And a name. Hero. — In sham battles you might have. For j^ou never were where courage alone Would bring you. If I had Antony's name, I would not trade for yours, besides, I'd rather Have him just plain body and soul, than you With all the polishings from titles Ever bestowed. Char. — My business now is with Your father. Will you call him V Hero. — I believe, He is coming. {Enter Ant. Leo. Ahr. foUoiving.) Ant. — If ever a man did die of ecstasy I will to-day, Why Charles, how are youV (Reaches out his hand. Chas.. coldly salutes.) Char, to Hero. — I have business with Your father. Hero. — Antony, I Have oft been told, that the^^ who inherit Fame or fortune, use either like fools would Through ignorance of the way, Now I believe it. {Char. Ahr. Leo. converse.) Ant. — It cannot be he's grown so proud. No, Hero, He has been through much excitement the last 14 Few days which has quite unnerved him, when that Is settled he will regret this, and I'll Forgive him. Hero. — Perhaps. But You should remember he was ever so. Ant. — Well, forget that now and give me my tie. Hero. — No, I will not. Ant. — You must, I cannot venture From here to home without it. Hero. — You must, for I cannot give it to you now. Ant. — And why not? Hero. — Never mind, I will get you One of my father's. Ant. — And why not my own ? Tell me. Hero. — I'll not, another is as good. Ant. — I must know why not my own. Hero. — Well, if you must know, it is my garter. And let it be till you yourself this night Remove it, for then we will be wedded. Ant. — A kiss and it's a bargain. (They kiss.) Hero.— And If any man can show you it ere night, I will not deny he has seduced me. Ant. — And I will hold you to your word. Char, aside. — I would give my office for that tie. Hero. — Come We'll after Theresa and Margaret And prepare us for the parade. (Exit both.) Char.— Now all's Complete for our exchanging offices This noon. Abr. — I have for weeks been getting ready. Wait, I will get the papers. (E.vit Abr.) 15 Char. — Leopole, You are jealous of this Antony, who Conquered you bj' accident, and who now Wears your honors. He who is looked at As a hero, while j'ou are passed by but Asa common man. Say that you are. Leo.— Well, No doubt I'd like the honors, but he earned them. Char. — But you can have them, and I will help you Get them and pay you well for what you do Towards getting them. I would rather see you Than he looked up to. Leo. — I would have to conquer him ere they'ed be mine. Char. — I say no. Listen, you are a friend Of Theresa, Hero's maid. Leo. — Yes. Char.— Well, Hero wears a necktie as a garter, Get that for me and I will make you rich. And honored. With Theresa's help 3'ou can. No questions now, do as I bid and I'll Do as I said, make you rich and honored. Leo. — I would do anything to be again In favor. Char. — They are in there, go do your best To get that tie, 'tis worth a fortune. (Enter Abr. Leo starts out.) Abr. — Here are the papers. {Sce7ie closes.) 16 (Scene 2.) A Street. (Enter jagged ciUzetis from one side. Bill from the other.) l.^t C%.— Hurra ! These sporting days don't come often. Come we will have another drink. Bill. — What eronicaled event has earned this holiday? 1st Git. — Well, if here ain't Bill and jollying as usual. Come make up the party, we're in for a good time. Are you with us ? Bill. — And where are you making for V 1st Git. — To the Cobweb first, then to see the parade. Are you with us ? Bill. — Am I with you? Well I guess. But say, is Tom going ? 1st Git. — Why, sure Tom is with us. Bill. — Then count me out, then count me out. I am above his company. Tom. — Now what is there about me causes this dislike ? Bill. — Oh, that headlight, that boquet on your face. Tom. — Why, I bought that myself, and all else that I wear. Bill — You forgot, those clothes there're from my last donation day. I will have to have another, you begin to look seedy. Next Monday, Tom. Tom. — You talk of donating. All you own that's not on your back is security for your board. 1st Cit. — No more boys, for here comes Charles, the newly elected. (Enter Gharles.) Bill, Tom, C*^.— Hurra ! for Charles. Ghar. salutes. — Tanks friends, come have a drink. Git. — Certainly. Bill. — With pleasure. Tom. — At your service. J5i7L— That tickles us, ay Tom ? Totn. — A good man for the office, the election should come oftener. Ghar. — Come everybody. (E.Tit Ghar.) 17 Tom. — That's unnecessary coaxing. (Exit Tom, Bill.) 1st Oit. — A wise man is Charles, now we shall have good Judging. 2d Git. — Wise he is, and we shall. 1st Cit. — He looked wise. . 2d Oit.—RQ did that. 1st Oit. — Did you note how little he said, and how stern he looked, and how he did salute. That's wisdom, that's learn- ing. Now you have seen a great man. 2d Git. — Ay. 1st Git. — But come, we'll be with them. {Exit Gitizens.) {Scene closes)) (Scene 3.) A Barroom. {Leo. aiid Alice discovered.) Alice. — Come, Leopole be merry. This sullenness does not become you and You have no cause for being so. One defeat Is no disgrace, not when your victories Are summed up. 'Twas an honor to be matched To Antony. Come, let's be merry as usual. Leo. — Go 'way, you pratting fool. 'Twas such as you Caused my defeat, you, who make the fortunate Your victims, and prey on them so long As they have money, then cast them off for others, Go way, I say. I cast you off Before I'm so far gone that you'll cast me. Alice. — Oh I'm not so sorry as you thought I'ld be. But I'll get even with you for this. {Enter Ghar., Bill, Tom., Git., they go to the bar.) All. — Hurrah for Charles. Ghar. — Come what will it be? {They drink.) Leo. — Such is fortune's greeting no man gets it. My fortune got it once but Both have left me. Why are there two such words As fortune and favour? 18 One i& superfluous, thej' mean the same. They are inseperable, no man has Either, they come and go together as Natural, as heat and cold to summer And winter. They are what all are after But few get, and no man seeks them singly. 'Tis misery to want them, 'tis misery To have them, and yet theyl'e wanted. They were Mine once but they escaped me, and now I Seek again. Charles will aid me if I will Be false to Antony who has so much Befriended me. Who would not if they could By crooked by-ways come to fortune, if Naught but poeple's opinion were the pvmishment ? None but the simple. And they alone for want of reason, would doubt The outcome of a chance. I'll not be such. I will do anything to be again With fortune and with favour. Who is there That has had a leadership o'er his companions. An assendancy o'er all, could endure Being common and with my chance ? Oh fame. Why is thy charm so strong? Why is thy yield So great? Why is the entrance to your domain So complicated, and yet to seem so simple ? Art thou the curse from heaven to Adam ? Bill. — Hurra ! He has our voices. None before Him was as good, ay Tom ? Tom.— Hurra ! He's in my favour. Cit's. — ^Hurra ! (Char, comes to Leo.) Char. — Well Leopole, why so gloomy? Come have one. Leo. — I'm gloomy for your good And mine. 'Tis brooding harm to Antony Makes me so. Char. — Yes, we must down him, and that To-day. No doubt he'll be a spectator To the parade from his house. If some accident Should happen there, and blame him for it ? 19 Leo. — He'll view it from his porch and that is lined With cobbles. If one of them could be pushed oft" While he is there ? {Alice listening.) Char. — And as I pass. Do that And your fortune will return. {They ichisiw/r.) {Bill, Tom, OitizeyiH shaking dice.) Bill. — 'Twas a duce. Tom. — 'Twas a six. Bill. — 'Twas a duce. Tom. — 'Twas a six I say. x\fraid you'll get stuck V Bill. — No, you loggerheaded fool, but I'll not get cheated. Tom. — Who's a loggerheaded fool ? Bill. — You! {They fight. Citizens try to stop them.) Cit. — Come, stop, be friends. Bill, Tom, stop ! Proprietor. — Go outside for such business. I'll have no dis- turbance in my place. (Rushes them out.) Leo. — And what is your motive In downing Antony ? Char. — You know Hero, Whom he is to wed to-day ? I wished her For myself, but she this morning snubbed me And went to praising Antony so She must have broken my gall, and I'll never Rest easy if they are happy. Leo. — What does the tie in this ? Char. — Did you get it ? Leo. — No, but I will, for I have bargained with Theresa To procure it, and what I wish she'll do. Char.— Then get it Without fail, for with that I'll torture him If nothing more. Well, I must away. Don't fail But have an accident before his house. Leo. — I will try all possible means to. Alice. — And I Will try all possible means to stop you. Char. — Who is this thing V 20 Alice. — This thing is what knows all your plans. Char. — What, spying on ns ? Alice. — No, accidently overheard. Char. — You lie. You have been spying. ^?ice.— And if I have, what of it ? Char. — Y^'es, Avhat of it, even if you did hear all we said ? Alice. — Oh, I might bother you a bit, if I See Antony first. Chvr. — You bother us, you fallen witch, One word from me would lock you up for months. Alice. — Then say the word and lock me up, if you can. But I"ll do some mischief first, and you can blame Him for it. I have befriended him In all I could for more than a year, and Now he turns me off as trash and blames me For his misfortune. Leopole, that was A dose of poison to me, rank poison. And it will take something rank to drive it out. I will bring your plans to Antony, that May relieve me some. So Good-Bye. I'll see Whether you'll wear his honors or not. {Starts to go.) Char. — Stop her. {Leo stoj^s her.) We'll keep you from harm until you are harmless. {To proprietor.) Have you a room we can lock her in for a few hours ? Prop. — Eight here. Bring her in. Char. — I"ve never been fooled by man, so I'll not let woman start it. Put her in there ! {Alice fights and screams.) (TO' prop.) Let her out in a couple of hours. Now, Leopole, I will go meet the procession. You go To Antony's, and don't fail or weaken In our plans, for there's much for you to gain, And my revenge. {Scene doses.) 21 Act n. Before Antonyms Home. {Citizens discovered lined up like viewing a parade.) {Enter Tom, Bill and Citizens.) Bill. — We'll find no better place, let's wait here until they have passed. Tom. — 'Twill be a long wait without a drink. Keep moving, we'll meet some place to stop in. It's better than standing here. Bill. — You've got a good load aboard now, let that settle, then you'll have time and room for another. Tom. — Your load must bother j^ou that you refuse. Bill. — I have a little sense. Tom. — I never saw you pass a barroom when j'ou had cents enough to buy a drink. Bill. — You never got that blossom from fresh air. {Enter Ant., Hero, Marg., Ther.) Look, there's Antony. Hurra, for Antony ! AZ/.— Hurra ! Ant. — Thanks friends. For such you must be to give this greeting To one who has not earned it. You better Save your lungs, for there are some coming soon Who deserve your applause. Tom. — If I had done what you have, I would knock him down, who would not greet me well. Ant. — Here is the porch all fitted for our comfort. Hero. — And a lovely view for quite a distance Up and down. Marg. — That's why we gave The invitation. 'Twer hardly worth one From a lesser view. Ant. — We have not long to place ourselves, so we May as well use all the time. But where is Leopole ? 22 Ther. — He had an errand to fulfil But promised to be here ere now. Here he comes. You go in the while, I'll wait for him. Ant. — Another private interview, still you'll Deny your sick. Ther. — Well I'll not have your physician For you grow worse. Marg. — What you say Antony, seems but to feed her wit. (Exit Ant., Hero, Marg. Enter Leo. Ther. helps them in.} Leo. [aside) — Now to my fiendish work, for such it is. To mention friendly things to Antony While I think but of harming him, the which I am sorry is necessary to My ambitious desires. Why was I Ever famous ? That now I must so envy Antony to sustain myself and In the guise of friendship play the villian. Oh, dam this weakening. I'll not endure Being common. [Ther. comes to Leo.) Ther. — You are very punctual. Leo. — There is a clock in every lover's mind, That is regular through love, and he who Is tardy in his love meetings, loves not. Ther. — You talk of love to me I doubt you. You know so many others. Leo. — Were we not So conspicuous here, I would prove my love. If humbling myself to you would do it. Ther. — You seem to cold and wise for a lover. Leo. — These citizens, these slaves Of love and passion, would mock at true love Were they to see it. But tell me, have you The tie you promised to procure ? Ther. — Yes, here it is,. But I would like to know what value it has To you. Leo. — 'T was Antonys, he wore it as 23 A mascot, he claimed it had a charm, and As I am supersticioiis, I value it. Ther. — They must not know how you came by it. Leo. — They never shall. {Antony appears on porch.) Ant. — I know a stanza That each of you could sing to the other And save j^our wit, for 'tis just what you wish To say : I love my love in the morning, I love, {Hero, Marg. come on the porch.) But come up they are approaching. {Exit Leo, Theo.) Bill. — He is wide in the shoulders. To7n. — Less than Antony and smaller legged. Bill. — Use your eyes, use your eyes man, and see That Leopole is larger every way And better proportioned. Tom. — Man you talk through drink. 'Tis plain to common sense, that Antony Is best man, he conquered Leopole. Could he if he were worse ? {Officer passes and places thou in line.) Bill. — Yes when Leopold let him. There was naught At stake. Leopole would wager A dozen fortunes on another trial, But Antony refuses for fear. Tom.— He lost his reputation that was worth a fortune. Bill. — What is reputation ? wind,, nothing else. Tom. — 'Tis on reputation most money 's made. Bill. — Have your way to stop your crying. Tom. — I'm not crying and I wont be. But you know I'm right. Bill. — Go sleep it off, your brain is muddy. Tom. — No, my brain is not muddy. Bill. — Go away. {Pushes him.) Tom. — No, I'll not go. Bill. — Go away I say, I'm through with you. {Piishes him again.) 24 Tom. — No, you can't push me. {They fight, officer arrests them.) Bill~'T was his fault. Tom. — No, he began it by insulting me. (Exit officer, Bill, Tom prisoners.) Hero. — How brutal were Those men, I should think, their bones are broken. Ant. — They are intoxicated and cannot Hurt each other. They will forget this, and Be friends when they are sober. Hero. — You seem well schooled as to the effect of drink. Ant. — Oh well, a man needs not be a debauch To know the effects of liquor, a few Good sprees Avill teach him. Hero. — I thought my Antony was temperate. Ant. — I have been since I told you so, but I Had sprees before then. (Enter the porch Leo, Ther.) Leo. (aside.) — This cobble must I push off While Charles is passing as though Antony Maliciously had hurled it at him. I am Not myself. I would do what 'ere is prompted. Awf.— Oh, such a spectacle. Look! Look! He was wise Who first suggested uniforms for soldiers. For while formidable to the enemy They inspire a friend. See how more imposing Than the citizens, and yet they are but people. Marg. — I think Antony chose wrong to become An athlete. Hero. — A soldier is so much abroad. (Band passes.) Ant.—- And this martial music. Makes one almost wish for foes. Leo. aside. — You need not wish for them, Keep interested so 'twill make my task More easy. (A company passes.) Ant. — This is a brave company, Captain Beache's, Look, that's he with the medals. They're for His bravery, they rhyme to his courage, 25 The hottest fight is his deiight. His comrades seem to liiiovv naught but stories Praising him. But see, here comes Charles, how imposing grand. Leo. aside. — My cue to be prepared. Ant. — There is a cliarm In fame malces all curious to see him They would pass a thousand times unnoticed Were he unknown. (Appear Char., Abr. on horseback.) Leo. aside. — Be steady my hand For if by accident I should down Charles, I down myself. [Ant. leans far over.) Ant. — Hurra for Charles. [Leo. ptushes cobble.) Char. — Treachery, traitors, a conspiracy, (he unhorses himself). Soldiers seize him, surround the house, cut off • His escape. 'Twas Antony hurled this cobble Towards our person ; seize him he is a traitor. Search the house for more, he shall be rewarded, Who 'ere takes him or his accomplices. For no doubt he is not alone in this. How can we govern safely with enemies So near in friendship to our person? Ant. — -What madcap spouting do you here to call me Traitor, and offer honors to my captors? (jumps down.) Here, win them yourself, for I did ever Wish to help you to them. (E.vit above, Hero, Ther., Marg.) Char. — Seize him, he is Dangerous who so publicly offers harm. Abr. — There must be some mistake, an accident. Char. — An accident, to come so near my life? No, 'tis a studied plot, I saw him hurl it. Ant. — You lie ! And know you do, but you're so used to that You have them studied and they come eas5% But this is serious, I'll not deny I caused that cobble to fall, but 'twas an accident. Char. — You lie ! I saw you hurl it ! 26 Ant. — I'll crowd That lie back in spit«3 of your position. (Ant. downs him.) Char. — Seize him men. {Soldiers hold Ant.) {Enter Hero, Marg., Ther., Leo. Hero. — My Antony, was it Your accident caused this transformation From blissful liberty to stern captivity? Ant. — That's his excuse, But I swear he has some deeper motive That prompts him to it. Hero to Char. — And do you for this wish him prisoner ? Char. — What more terrible crime could he commit, Than attempt the lives of the duke's officers? Hero. — 'Tis false, I swear it ! I have been his inmost friend For many years and I know his mind. And have oft heard him praise Your qualities and ambition. He was The first to applaud your every promotion. Of all your friends he was most eager to hear from you,. And good news he would address as though Your person with : Brave, Charles, with but a few- More strides we shall say Great Charles. 'Twas he Suggested as my father knows, all these New entertainments for to-day, and he Worked for their completion so inceasingly, There was no time for conspiring. And now You call him your enemy and a traitor For this small accident that only seemed to harm. Char. — This is no woman's affair. Hero. — I did not Wish to settle it, but I told what I know. Char. — It matters not what you do know, friendship Must be forgot in dealing with traitors. {To Cap.) — Captain, deal with him quickly and severely. We'll rid ourselves of traitors. You have my orders. 27 Abr. — Stop, you have not mine, And I am master yet. From noon my office Will be yours, but till then I shall command. Char. — There's no commanding in this ease, there is A special decree to hang all traitors. Abr. — Yes, when it's proven they're traitors. Char. — And is he not who came so near my life ? Abr. — It is not proven. Char. — He shall be arrested and tried ? Abr.— That he shall. Char. — Captain, Take him to prison and have him doubly Bound and guarded. Abr. — Citizens, As the gods with their disposing power. Have thought best to place in Antony's lot This accident by which his enemies Do draw suspicion on him, he shall For their satisfaction be tried just like A criminal. So we must Postpone our celebration, and once more Do our office duties which we thought were through. Char. — Away with him to prison. (E.vit Char., Leo. one side, the rest the other.) (Scene closes.) (Scene 2.) A Street. (Enter Citizens Meeting.) 1st at. — Hallo Jack ! Where away so fast? Jack. — I'm going to dress up and go to the trial. 1st Cit. — What trial is to you so interesting ? Jack. — You ask what trial ? Why, where have you been man, drunk or fishing ? 1st Cit. — Neither, l>ut what makes you so excited ? 28 -Jack.— And have you not heard that Bill and Tom are arrested, and Antonj^, the athlete, too ? €it. — Bill and Tom and Antony, What's Antony done ? Jack.- Attempt on the life of Charles. While he was passing Antony's house, Antony from a porch hurled a cobble at him and most killed him. They think it is some conspiracy and more are in it whom they must catch, but they will try Antony right off. €it. — Is Charles hurt much ? Jack. — Just scraped his leg, he was on horseback. at- Could'nt Antony escape ? Jack. — He did'nt try. He was on the porch and Charles was offering rewards to who would capture him, and he jumped down and says : -'Take me yourself." Cit. — The fool. Got scared after he d done it, no doubt. Jack. — No, no, he claimed 'twas an accident he could not help. Vit. — The law won't excuse him from that. Accidents don't count in law. When I fell through Jerry's window 'twas an accident, but I had to pay. £cl Cit. — He's gone for if he monkeys with the law. Jack. — Well, he's arrested, and I am going to see what they'll do with him. Charles wanted the soldiers to take and hang him from where they were, but old Abe would'nt have it. He said he had to be tried first. 1st Git. — Oh, he'll go free, I bet. He goes with Abe's daughter, he's in the clique. If it were any one of us, they'd a shot us on the spot. Jack. — I don't think Antony's a traitor. I think 'twas an accident. M Cit. — So do I, I don't think hes that kind. 1st Cit. — Why should he turn traitor ? Sure not for gain, and I'd rather have his honors than Charles. M Cit. — And I. But why are Bill and Tom in again ? Fighting I suppose. Jack. — They were arguing and neither would give the other the point and be laughed at, so they fought it out. 2^ 1st at— Who whipped ? Jack. — 'Twas close, they're both game. 2st OiL— Both brave men with lots of sand. You must knock out either to make him give in. 2d Git. — I've seen both take hard trashings and not squeal. j(tcfe.— 'Twas a pretty fight as far as it went, and if it had not been stopped, it'ld a been well worth seeing through. Tom gave Bill a nice uppercut. 2d at. — Who stopped them ? Jack.— Oh, thick Dugan, and if I'M a been either, I'ld a given him one would a done him good. 2d Git.— One is all he'ld stand, he's a very coward, no more sand than a rabbit. He got a good punishment from me once before he was officer. He's no good. Jack. — Well, I'm off, I want to see this trial. Coming ? AZ/.— Shure. {Scene closes.) (Scene 3.) Charles, Officers in Courthouse. {Enter Ghar., Leo and guards.) Ghar.— Go, guards, Try and find accomplices in this plot, Leave us, for I think we're safe within These walls. {Exit guards.) Dam your clumsiness that almost Made me cripple. Leo. — 'Twas not intended I Assure you. But then 'tis well, 'twill make our plot More like a treacherous conspiracy Against your person. Ghar. — What ! To cripple me For evidence against my enemies '? Hold you my word so light ? No, no, my word's Enough. I, as their future Judge must have Some power, and I say : He is a traitor. 30 Leo. — Yes, but Abraham, the present judge Will not believe it. He has some power. Char. — He must believe it ! I'll not let that gray bearded fool best me. Besides he can reckon the lasting of His power in minutes, it is so short, Then I will have full sway, and woe to him Who interferes with or proposes aught Against my wishes. Leo. — Yes, but Abe is still In power and will be through this trial. Char. — How can we prevent it? Leo.— Why, I will' be A doubtful witness, as though I knew not How to think, neither favouring nor opposing Antony. One that has seen much and yet Knows little, and I'll be as though unwilling To disclose that little. And then you make The questioning of me very minute. That way this trial will easily outlast The remainder of his term. Char. — Good point. You should have studied law. Leo. — But I see they're coming, 'twer best we were Not seen together in private. I'll be Away and you can learn their plans. (Jhar. — Be where I can fmd you. {E.vit Leo.) Now to convince old Abe There was a plot against me. {ruhs his leg.) I'ld much rather This had not happened. {Enter Abr. and others.) Abr.— Gro find the officers Of this court and summon them for speedy Business. {Exit Officers.) [To Char.) A sad task you've Made for me by accusing Antony of treason. {Jhar. — Sad indeed, sad to you and sad to me. For who would have ever thought that treason 31 Lurked, where I looked for my wannest friendship, That makes me sad. Abr. — You lie, you cur, Antony's no traitor, Nor he never bore a treacherous thought Against you, nor held never hear one spoke Without through loyalty, he would proclaim It's author. No, no, 'tis that empty hotbed Of lies you call your brain, lied to your mind That there was cause for jealousy, for there Is nothing else to prompt this Terrible accusation. But it is Well you may be Jealous of one you are, So much inferior to. But until You are king of all the earth, until your Word alone is law, you'll not harm Antony Unjustly. Char. — When one has so plain to all beholders, Come so near my life, is it then unjust To accuse that one of treason ? I think It is a loyal sacrifice when that one Is so dear a friend. Abr. — You sacrifice Your friendship, it must be very fickle, I pity him whose livelihood depended On it. Char. — I want no more scolding. He's to Be tried, then let him prove he's innocent. {Exit Char.) Abr. — There's no treachery on record that has A more contemptable object than your own, That Antony is innocent, I would Stake my life, my honor and my fortune On it. I am so confident that had He fled, I'M stand his trial, if God above Who knows his conscience, were to be judge. {Enter Officers of Court.) Fellow officers of this court, though we Have named this day a holiday and set It apart for celebration, we find 32 It necessary through an unforseen Happening to retract our edict and Make this one of our busiest days, for Great Antony, whom you all know, is accused Of treason gainst Charles, whom we were to Install in our stead. So you all prepare Yourselves with your utmost speed. {Exit Officers.) Oh God in heaven, look down upon thy Noble Antony and aid him in thy Mysterious way, for well thou knowest He is an innocent victim of proud Charles' spite. (Exit Abr., enter Char., Leo.) Leo. — A well laid plot, your quite an architect. Char. — And if, like a builder, you follow my Plans, you'll build the evidence that will crush Antony, and yoy'll build yourself once more To fame and fortune. Leo. — I am to far gone In this to flinch at anything. But that tie, You have no use for it now. {Shows the tie.) Char. — Shure I have {takes the tie) I thought at first that this should bring me my Eevenge, but for that we've other means, so With this I'll worry him and feed my spite. Go you to him, wear this, wear it where he'll " See it, as though by accident, wear it Loosely as though it had no value, and. Should he question you, why invent some lie. As, some friend of yours took it from his mistresses Leg. Mention a struggle for it and how Some oath went with her wearing it. Why I Could coin lies forever with this start, and • Each would be as a knife to him. {Exit Leo.) All goes well. All seem to be in sympathy with me And aiding me to my revenge. I never Ment to be so hard on Antony, but This chance offered to me when I was hot 33 AVitli rage at Hero's refusal, seemed like The only means to sooth me, and I have Ventured till there is so retiring. (Enter Hero.) Ah Hero, you are indeed a welcome Sight to me in my misfortune. Hero. — I am not herc^ To please you, but to sue to you, my lord. •Char. — I am not your lord. Be more intimate Hero. Hero. — You hold Antony's liberty in your Power, so you are his lord, and his lord Is mine. You can proclaim him innocent And set him free, 'tis for that I came to sue. €har. — Hero, believe me, Antony's transgression Wounds me as much as you, but we must be Severe with traitors to discourage them. Hero. — Antony's no traitor as you know well. You dare speak of him but not to him as such. €liar. — Why bother ourselvf^s of him, you know a Traitors doom is death. He was much to you But soon shall be no more, then may I sue In your affections to take his place ? Hero. — Think you I would encourage a man who Downed my Antony V No ! If Antonj' Dies, why so do I to all the world. I Would live and die a dry old spinster with No occupation but training flowers For his monument. But Charles, I came to Beg of you to retract your charge and set My Antony free. €har. — There's but one way to Set him free, and that's at your disposal. Hero. — And how is that ? Char. — Give your consent to be My wife and Antony shall live. Hero. — If I wished to become yoxir wife I would Not sue for Antony's freedom, for I Did not think mv chance with vou was doubtfid. 34 Char.— For your consent to marry me, and for Nothing else will I aid this traitor to His liberty. Hero. — Then give me time to bring this proposition To him. If he consents, why so do I. I will sacrifice myself for him. {E.xit Hero.) Char. — I never thought I would have her so soon In supplication t'wards me, nor did she, When she this morning so proudly spurned me. But nor his consent nor your consent Can make me aid to save him now, for then I'ld be suspected. {Enter Alice.) Alice. — I like the way you kept me prisoner. C/i«r. — Well, no doubt it tamed you. Alice. — Oh no, it has made me wild and I've heard What you have done and what else you intend, But I will stop you by telling what I Overheard this morning. That will be my Eevenge, and perhaps it will tame you. I Thought to find a lady here and tell her What I heard but now that she is gone I'll Go tell Antony, it might be useful To him. Char- — No, no. Don't go to him! Alice.— Oh, but I will, for what I know is a burden On my mind, and I wish to be relieved. (Approach Ahr.\ Char. — You shall not go. A?ice.— But I'm going. {Starts out.) Char. — I say you won't go, and you won't. [StojJS her.) Alice. — Let me go. Help ! {Abr. seperates them.) Abr. — The lady wishes to go. {to Alice) Go ! {E.vit Alice.) (Scene closes.) 35 Act. III. A Prison Cell and Courtyard. {Antony discovered bound.) Ant. — Heaven grant me depth of reason to clear The mystery which surrounds my being here, There never happened, that I remember T'wix Charles and I, aught that could gall him thus To disgrace me for revenge. Could my fame Have made him wish to crush me, and could that Star which rules my destiny, have caused that Cobble to fall for his opportunity ? No, our professions are so different, They never could cause Jealousy. Can it Be writ in my destiny, that this accident Should seem like treachery to Charles ? No, no. There's something gall's him, that he gave so cold A greeting for a so long seperated Friend. I hope my being Hero's choice is No motive for his hateing me, but Who knows ? Rejected lovers have become So desperate, no punishment had terrors For them. If I thought she favored him, but Clung to me for her promises sake I Willingly would forget her for him, but If by cheat he tried to part us he would Have to tear me from her each Joint singly. {Enter the. yard Wiggins and Assistants.) Wig. — Come, Swipes, there's not much time. We may use this grave to-day. You dig here. Su'i. — Now why should I dig ? They won't bury him in the court yard. 'Twill be unnecessary work on me and I think I do enough for my pay. Wig. — You've done nothing but run for grog to-day. Siri. — There was nothing else to do, and there is no need of looking for unnecessary work. Wig. — It he is to be shot we'll bury him here. So you dig a grave. 36 Su'i. — I[know it will be unnecessary Avork on me and then filling it up again, more unnecessary^ work. Wig. — It must be done, so dig away. Sun. — This way or that ? Wig. — Length ways of course. Sivi. — How long ? Wig. — Well, he's tall, make it twice your shoveL And 3'ou joiners, here's 3'our timbers, build a gallows. [they go to work.) Now I've Known Antony from boyhood until now. And a wilder boy there never was. Well liked and honest outside of what boy's Motto teaches ; that, stolen fruit is sweetest ; He was the last man I thought to have as Prisioner. (Joiners hammer, Antony starfs.) Jint, — What fickle fear this forced confinement gives. I start like one with a guilty conscience. {Wig. knocking) Hallo Antony. A7it. — Hallo you. Wig. — May I come in ? j^nf^ — If I could let you in I'ld not be here myself. (Enter Wig., Joiners hammer.) Ant. — What hammering is that, it quite unnerves me, But I know not why. Wig. — 'Tis a gallows they are building. Ant. — For who ? Wig. — Perhaps for you. jifit, — So serious. No, no. He may take My honor but he cannot wish my life. Wig. — I have often wished to wring your neck When you were at my apples, but I never thought I'ld have to do it. An(. — You never shall, Not for my crimes, for were they all summed up, There would be but a father's whipping due. 'Tis not for being a criminal that I 37 Am here, but for being an impediment Somehow to the desires of Charles, but I Know not whether it be in honor or In love. Wig.— Anton3% You've oft made me so desperate mad, I've Almost broke my teeth in grinding them and Cursing you in anger. Yet I believe You innocent in this. I believe you'ld Take a farm for deviltry, but would not Steal an apple for it's value. (Hero, Marg. enler ijarcl) Marg. — Charles made this proposition ? Hero. — Yes. Marg. — What will you do V Hero. — Just what my xVntony Bids me do. If he will have his freedom, I'll be the ransom, if not I'll die With him, I'll not have Antony either Way, so there's no choice but death, for to Live without him I will not. What's this, a Gallows and a grave ? They must be for Antony. Marg. — I'll ask him. {to Swipes.) May I ask you what you are doing V Swi. — Certainly. Marg. — Well, what are you doing ? Swi. — Unnecessary work. Marg. — What is it to be ? Swi. — A grave. Marg. — For whom ? Swi. — For Wiggins, the jailor. Marg. — Is he dead ? Swi.—^o. Marg. — Then why are you digging a grave for him ? 38 Swi. — Tis for him, but 'tis not his. He has a prisioner they will either hang or shoot. If they shoot him he gets buried here, so I must dig the prisioners grave for Wiggins. He's the jailor. Marg. — Whose grave is it to be V Swi. — A genuine villian's, I assure you. One who has often plagued me most to death. I would be glad they sentenced him only it makes for me unnecessary work. Marg. — Who is the villain ? Swi. — One Antony, and I have oft wished him harm, I'm happy if they shoot him. Hero. — He is not sentenced yet so don't you be Elated fool. And Margaret, until He is we will not mourn but try to aid him. Wig. — I will believe you innocent no matter what the sentence but I cannot aid you for I am but hired. Good by. ( Wig. comes out of cell. ) Ant. — Good by Wiggins, and forget my misdemeanor. Hero. — This must be the Jailor. I'll ask him. {to Wig.) Are you the jailor, sir ? Wig. — Yes, Miss. Hero. — Have you the care of Antony ? Wig. — Yes, Miss. Hero. — May we see him ? Wig. — If he will have it certainly. He is in there. Marg. — I am his sister. Wig. — Then I guess he won't refuse to see you. This way, but I must lock you in with him. Hero. — Possession is nine points of the law. Then Charles with this much start could easily find Means to hold us there, but as long as he Holds Antony I wish to be held to. {they enter.) Ant. — You are two more that I'll swear believe me Innocent. Hero.—0\i Antony, what hellish fate is this Comes so abrupt into our happiness ? 39 Ant. — I know not Hero, unless it is our fate. I can tliink of notiiing that could be his Motive for wishing me removed, and I'll Swear he knows as well as God above that I'm no traitor, or ever saught his life. But how goes the cry among the citizens And my friends ? Do they believe me guilty V Marg. — All that I have heard do sympathize With you, not that thej^ think you guilty, but For being unjustly charged with treason. Ant. — What's being done towards my case V Marg. — They are making all preparations for a Speedy trial ere Charles term begins. Hero. — I've been to Charles to know his mind. Ant. — What said he ? Hero. — He would have me think that your transgression As he called it, gave him much pain. Ant. — Then he firmly intends to convict me V Hero. — No, he made a proposition for your life. Ant.—B.o^\ liberal. Until now I never Knew he had the power to hang or shoot A man, or let him live just to his liking. But what's his proposition ? I will listen How 'ere absurd. Hero. — -He says on this condition onl^^ will he Eetract his charge. That I will marry him. Ant. — So that's the cause of his dislike for me. And had he the nerve for this proposal V He must think me a degraded plebian Who loves himself alone. No, no, Hero, I love my wife and would sooner die than She should be sacrificed to him. A miserable measily coward And no one else would Try to benefit himself in this way. It cannot be that you encouraged him. Hero. — I did not encourage him, I merely 40 Listened, thinking only of doing wliat I could for you. And when he finished I Came here in all haste for your opinion. Ant. — You should know me better than to think me Of such fickle mettle. I'ld never approve Of sacrificing you to save mj^self. Hero. — Think Antony, he'll murder you if I refuse. Ajit. — No, no, my Hero. He has not so much Power. He has made a charge of treason Against me, and I must stand a trial. But he must prove it ere he can harm me, So I fear him not, no more than that he Can make much trouble for me if he chooses. (Leo. enter court yard.) Leo. — Now I am to do More dirty work. I am but Charles tool. Oh courage, this is no time to falter, I have been a fickle simpleton ever since I entered this plot against Antony. One thought makes me sorry and repenting And the next one gives me courage. I hope He will see this tie and then again I Hope he wont for fear of what he'll say. Hero. — I will go to him once more, and see if I Can make hira sorry for what he's done. Ant. — No, no, your supplication will but make him prouder. Hero. — I'll not feel satisfied till I've done all I can. Leo. — Jailor, may I see Antony ? Wig.—HQ has company now. {Hero knocks.) But I guess they wish to leave, (opens the door.) Marg. — You need not be lonesome for here comes Leopole, so I'll go away with Hero. (E.vit Hero, Marg.\ Leo. — Antony, accept my sympathy. For a case like yours I never heard of. Ant. — Thanks, Leopole, for I am anxious that my friends Should think me innocent. But Leopole, 41 Did you take note of how that cobble tell ? I was so interested I did not. Leo. — I'm sure I did not, for I Was interested too. You did lean forward thous^h. Ant. — I was much interested, And so I think it happened, but it pains Me most that he I've done so much for, was So easily provoked to wish me harmed, For had he but common sense, he must know It was an accident. Leo. — . Perhaps there is Some rivalry between you. Aid. — So it seems. For he now wishes Hero's hand in marriage. Leo. — He know^s not his own mind for within this hour He told me he would never marry, as He had the using of more women now Than he could tend to and stay healthy. Ant. — Were you with him V Leo. — I went to pump him, for why he charged you With conspiracy. But he would not talk Of that, he seemed more interested in Some foolish woman as he called her, who Loved him unreasonably. Ant.— Would he Not mention Avhat caused his sudden hate for me ? Leo. — No. As often as I broached your case, he would start off about this wx)man. Says he : She's a maid, mind you, about to be married to another, but she so loves me, she sought my aid to rid herself of this other, whom she cared not for. Ant. — Would he not say if it was not impulse made him accuse me ? Leo. — I tried him every way l)ut 'twas no use, He would talk of nothing else but this maid. Why, Says he : She is so conquered by my charms. She will discard her promised husband, Though not point blanc, through modesty, so she 42 Brought a plot to him, to lure her lover From the scent. Ant. — And is he so unconcerned About a life which almost depends on him ? Leo. — He said this plot was to remove Forever this prospecting husband As an impediment. And then he laughed. A7it. — Who was this maid ? and who her promised husband' Leo. — He would not say. It seemed to please him most To keep that secret. He claimed I know her well But could never guess. Said how she loved him ere he went away But loved him more on his return. He thought his station made the extra love, That's why he cared so little for her. Ant. — And how came he to her ? Leo. She came to him, And was overcome embracing him when Her lovers sister appeared and stopped the fun. But he has seen her since and she's now stale. She had her lovers necktie as a garter, Tied there with an oath, this he removed And cared so little for it, he threw it at me. And I thought so well of it that I do wear it. {A7it. sees it and starts.) Ant. — Who was she, say you ? Leo. — I know not, but no doubt some common strumpet. A7it. — You lie ! She who wore that tie was no such thing nor Ever stayed with Charles. 'Tis another of His dirty plots to sully her pure name, He's not content with ruining mine. Leo. — Do you know her ? Ant. — No, no, no. But what he's done to me makes This opinion of him. No doubt "tis true For there are manj^ 43 That greatness will eiiamor. But you say. She brought some plot which would remo^•e her husband V Leo. — So he told me but he'ld not mention what it was. Ant.—A.u6. she was stale to him V Leo. — Yes, Antony. But why this agitation V Ant. — Oh nothing. Leopole, my being prisioner Has quite unnerved me, I am not fit To entertain you, Leopole, leave me As a friend. {Leo. knocks.) Leo.- I will Antony, ami will do my 1»est To appease your prosecutor. [Wig. unlocks.) Leo. — Good by, Antony. Ant. — Good by. {E.vif Leo. to court yard.) Leo. — That must have hurt. 'Twill cause This mental agony which has nothing Visable for arrousing sympathy. Like the bleeding of some painless cut which Would bring tears and sighs and gentleness from all. {E.vit. Ant.-—RQYO Charles'es stale and plotting against Her lover, why that is me. No, I'll not Believe it. But he had my tie and she Said, if any man could show me that, she'ld Not deny he has seduced her. What brought Those thoughts to her ? She plotted to rid herself Of her intended husband. Why, she was On the porch, could she have pushed that cobble V No, no. She would not, yet it appears I Did not for I felt no jar Avhich I would have Had my weight been on it. She did admit She came from him to me and would return To him. But then I'll not believe it. Hero Is true to me. He said her lover's sister Caught her embraceing him. Why that is Margaret, I'll be convinced. [Calls Wig.) {Enter ^yig.) Ant. — Is Margaret about V ^yig.- Yes, she's at the gate. u Ant. — Bring her to me. {Exit Wig.) Now she can prove if Hero is false to me, She will not lie. (Enter Marg.) Ant. — When did you first see Charles since his return V Marg. — Why this morning, when we had left you to Your lovemaking for a while, I returned To tell you something, • Charles must have come just ere I entered, for Hero was just greeting him, and as I Am not familiar with him, I retired Ere they had seen me. A7it. — Were they familiar ? 3Iarg.— Why sure they were. Why not ? They are old friends. Why they embraced like lovers. Ant. — Whafs that, you too against me ? Have I No friends on earth ? No, no, Margaret, I Believe you, but Hero is false to me. She is Charles'es mistress, 'Twas she who plotted for my life, I am An obstacle to her enjoying him. She s with her lover now, I'll soon be there Myself and to catch them while embraceing Will be much more convincing proof. (tugs at his bonds.) Break ! break ! Don't think you can withstand a desperate Athlete's strength, {breaks away.) Marg. — -Why Antony, what do you mean ? Ant. — Away ! Don't bother me now, I'm not accountable for my deeds. (breaks the door, Wig. tries to stop lam.) Ant. — Out of my way, out of my way ] {Knocks Wig. and Assitants down and e.rit.) {Scene closes.) 45 (Scene 2.) A Street. ( Citizens disco verod. ] 1st at. — Think you they will punish Antony with his lif(> ? M Cit. — Shure. 'Tis evident he is a traitor, and they either hang or shot)t them. But he went so open about it and missed. 1st Cit. — The fool, with the risk he ran he sliould hav(^ made it more shure. 2d Cit. — Had he killed Charles Iw would not suffer more. 1st Cit. — And yet the}'- call him so great. 2d Cit. — He is good at wrestling. Ist Cit. — He has no head, so he proved to-day, and it takes a head to wrestle. I always did think Leopole gave him that last match. Jd Cit. — Yes, I guess you're right. Well, if they convict him Leopole will again be champion. i.s/ Cit. — Yes, and I would sooner see him too. Jd Cit. — And if this ain't him, I don't know him. Speak of any one but the devil and they'll appear. Did you ever know that proverb to fail ? I did'nt. Isf Cit. — Nor I either. (Enter Leo., the// s((hif(> him.) Hurra for Leopole ! Hurra ! Leo. — How do j^ou do, gentlemen V Happy days. (E.vit Cit.) Figuring on Antony's Execution they but surmise I'll rise And already greet my fortune. They little know the sneaky way I use To gain that fortune, but that matters not. They would not greet me for my morals. I Am sorry I ever entered this plot With Charles, but he will pay m(^ for my share I'll warrant, and that before it is too late. (Exit Leo., enter Citizens.) 1st Cit. — Y'ou never saw Leopole ? I thought (^\eryf»ody kiu'w him. There he goes, that's him. 3d Cit. — -A noble man. fine proporlioned. 46 2d Cit. — And right worthy of holding the championship. 1st Cit. — ^There is none can down liini. Jd Cit. — He's a good spender, I often drank on him. M Oif.— Wliere does he be often ? 1st C<7.— Nowhere in particular, everywhere or anywhere, Just as it happens. M Cit. — What is this crowd coming ? 1st Cit. — They're chasing some one. . 3d Cit.—^Yho can it be ? M Cit. — A madman. 1st CiV.— Ain't that Antony ? Jd Cit. — As I live it is. He has escaped. 1st Cit. — They're trying to stop him. ■kl Cit. — Let's help them. Jd Cit. — I'll not, he looks desperate. 1st Cit. — Nor I. He has a lions strength. (Enter Ant.) A7ii. — Make way there, I'll kill the first man hinders me. {Rushes across the stage, knocks citizens down and exit.) (Scene closes.) (Scene 3.) Charles Office. (Enter Hero, Alice following.) Alice.— 1 had quite a race to overtake you, So now I hope you'll listen to me. Hero. — Why shure I will listen, but I have important business bids me haste. Alice. — I doubt not but what I have to say Concerns your business. 'Tis of Antony I would speak. Hero. — What do you know of him ? Alice. — That his arrest was plotted for by those He thought were his best friends. Hero.— How plotted for '? Alice. — Charles has some dislike for him, and he holds- 4T What once were Leopole's honors, so they Plotted for his ruin. Hero. — How do you li:now all this ? Alice. — I overheard them propose an accident From the porch as Charles would pass. Hero, — You mean the falling of that cobble Was prearranged by Charles and Leopole ? Alice. — I do, and that Leopole pushed it purposely And not Antony by accident as you think. Hero. — If what you say be true "twill recreate My hopes for future happiness, which I Thought gone forever. But Leopole is Antony's friend. Alice. — He but seems so. He was Mine once to©. I tell you I did hear him Rail on fortune and on Antony for Robbing him of it, and because he came And went unnoticed, while Antony's Every move and look would bring forth cheers. Then he railed on me and cursed me so, I Swore revenge, and my chance soon came, for Charles- Approached and told him of his grudge and how Bj' downing Antony he'ld be revenged And Leopole would be again in favour. Hero. — And would you swear to this before them V Alice. — Yes, and before God Almighty. Hero. — Then if Charles is to be found I'll Bring him here and Antony will be free. {Exit Hero, enter Charles.) Alice. — Now you important one, we'll see who'll Get the worst of this morning's quarrel. C/i«r.— Why, what do you mean ? Alice. — What, why that she knows all that went between You and Leopole this morning. Char. — You told her of that plot ? Alice. — Cert, and I'm going to swear to it at Th(' trial, if there is one. 48 Char. — You degraded wretch, How far will your word go aside of ours V Alice. — I don't know or care. They may not believe ine, But I'll get them thinking. Char.— 11 you don't leave this town and in a hurry, I'll lock you up for what you are, not fit To mingle with respectable people. Alice. — Oh what I know does not amount to anything, yet you wish me to leave town. Guess not. I would sooner stay and bother you. And as for your having me arrested, ha ! I am in the business to long to think you can do it. Char. — Where is she going ? Alice. — To look for you and make you come down from your high perch. Char. — You've ruined me. Alice. ~1 hope so, but I never thought I was so wise, {knocking.) Char. — Will you step in this room until I find out what is wanted ? Alice. — And have you lock me in ? Oh no ! Char. — Then here into the hall, but don't leave for I have some business with you. {E.xit Alice.) Char. — Come in. {enter Officers.) What's wanted V Offic. — I have a summons for you to appear at the trial of Antony. Char. — I will not fail to be there. {Exit Officers, enter Leo.) You never arrived at a more fortunate time. Leo. — What's up. Char. — We're lost, unless by stratagem or By some precious gem you can win Alice To our favour. She has told Hero all She overheard this morning. Leo. — What ! I'll tear her heart out. Char. — No, no, I have a better plan. She is In love with you, make her think you return it. Leo. — But I turned her from me this morning. 49 Char. — Give some excuse for that, as, You were indisposed or so, and give her All the gold she wants, I Ivnow she'll yield. Leo. — Where is she V Char. — In the hall. Now you retire and when she gets here, you happen in aecidently as though you'ld not seen me, be very affectionate. {Exit Leo.) Char. — {Opening the door.) 'Tis now to late to refuse a risk on an obstacle. {Enter Alice.) Important business has come before me, which I must attend to immediately, you wait here, I'll not be long and I must see you. {Exit Char.) Alice. — I never thought I would be so lucky as to hold secrets valuable to rich men. {Enter Leo.) Leo.— Well, well, Alice, You"re looking splendid, charming enough To tempt the coldest flesh. It seems an age Of seperation I've been through, but we'll Soon be again with fortune, and able To revel to our heart's content. Alice. — Who do you mean hy we ? Leo. — Why, you and I, of course. You're not surprised I hope, that I know of your hankering For sport V I guess you've not reformed. Alice.— Do you put this friendship on to mock me ? Leo. — Come, come, Alice, We've had too many rackets together To act like moralists. Alice. — I don't deny my business, but do 30U Know that I squealed what I o'erheard this morning ? Leo.—^o ! To who ? Alice.— To Hero. Leo. — That will ruin all our sport. Why did 3'ou V Alice.— -Yow. used me rough this morning. Leo. — And did you mind that ? Have you never felt as though you hated Yourself ? That's the way I felt this morning, 50 I did not know what I was saying. We've Got to fix this some way or loose our sport, For with Antony away I am the liero. And yon know me wiien I have money. How did you fix it with Hero ? Alice. — I told her all I heard and she wants to Have me to swear to it at the trial. Leo. — You go to the trial And denj^ it all, deny you ever Spoke to her. You will never be sorry. Here's money for you to spend. See, I am But on the way to fortune and I have Money, I will have much more if you'll but Help me to it. Will you deny all you Told her for me ? Alice. — I will deny I ever saw her on a bed of bibles. Leo. — Good ! 'Tis not best we were seen together until all is over, they might suspect. Alice. — 111 go invest this money in silk stockings. Leo. — Well, good by, until this is over, then we will swim in wine. Alice. — Adieu. (E.xif Alice.) Leo. — More dirt}^ work, but that was easy. I say Charles. {Enter Char.) Char. — Well, how^ is she V Leo. — Blot her out as an obstacle. Char. — How did you do it ? Leo. — With little gold and big promises. But there is no time to spare, I must see the prosecutor and buy him to lengthen out this trial. (Exit Leo.) Char. — 'Tis not long till Antony will be no more, Then I shall have proud Hero at my feet. (Enter Hero.) Hero. — Prepare yourself For a mighty transformation. When last We met I was at your command, now bow Yourself in supplication. 51 Char. — This is indeod a transformation, but Why should I bow. I am no miscreant. Hero. — No, but a conspirator. Char.— Why, hoAV is that ? Hero. — One who o'erheard you Plotting to down Anton}^ has told me all. Char. — How absurd, that I should plot against one Who awaits a death sentence. Hero. — That death sentence When I have told them all I know, will be yours. Char. — Come, tell me all I am interested. Hero. — Leopole and yourself this morning did conspire To push that cobble from the porch, and then Charge Antony with treason. You see I Know it all and want you to settle Antony's freedom. {Appear Ant.) Char. — Go away, you rave. I hope your interlect Is not impaired by love. Hero. — I do love, I admit. Ant. aside. — Too true, she does love him and I've been duped, 'Tis from her own lips. Hero. — But think well before it is too late, think Of the disgrace 'twill cause you. Ant. aside. — She's stale to him and he'll not marry her. Hero. — The dishonor to your name, to be arrested. And have me prove jou guilty. Char. — Have me arrested, if you will, tell them all you know, and see if a strumpet's word will outweigh mine. Leave me, I have no use for you. (Antony comes forward.) {Appear jailor and guards.) Ant. — And little do I blame you Charles, for this Discarding of a strumpet. Hero. — My Antony, and free, {goes to him, he pushes her away.) Ant. — Yes, Free from my prison bonds, and free from you. 52 Thank heaven. By your plot for my disposal You thought to ruin me, but you made me, For far better is an honorable death. Than life that's linked to your dishonor. Hero. — What does my Antony mean ? Ant — You'll still use your dissembling gift, and play The innocent. T'wer better you were quiet, And not add lies to your dishonor. Hero. — As my Antony wishes. A7it. — No, no, not yours, just as you wished it, and Happy I to know 'tis so. And may you Have success in those desires in which I Hindered you. Come, officers, bring me back, I will stand a trial, yes, and if sentenced Die happy after what I have escaped. {Guards take Antony.) {Curtain.) 53 Act. IV. Scene, Court Room. {Enter Leo. and Prosecutor.) Leo. — You see, Antony will be tried this morning while Abra- ham is still in office, and he being interested in Antony, who is his daughter's intended husband, will hurry things through before Charleses term begins. Noav what I want is, for you to do what you can to draw this trial into Charles'es term. ProH. — No doubt something will turn up through which I can gain a stay for you. Leo. — You being acquainted with the way of law would see a chance where others would'nt. Pros. — True, and for our friendship's sake, I will use it to your advantage, though I have nothing against this Antony. Leo. — That's what I want. Now come, we will drink together for luck. {Exit both, e/nter Hero.) Hero. — Am I the first one here ? Well, I should be. For I am more interested than all others, {kneels. ) Heaven look with thy allseeing eye upon The unjust misery thy righteous subject Suffers, and with thy impartial mind convict The true transgressor. Give thy judgement to Thy officers below that they may punish The guilty, {rises.) Was ever woman in my plight V No, no, Antony was not himself when he did spurn me. An unjust imprisonment and charged with Treachery by those he has considered His dearest friends is enough to upset The strongest mind. I have excused what he Has done no matter what the source, and I Will prove that I love him, though he would hate My corpse. Here will I await what is to come. {Hero sits down, enter court officers, citizens, Char.. Leo.) Hero.— You are well met though not by accident For villians seek their kind for company. 54 Char. — I wish you knew the truth and had no faith In what you heard, then would you linow us as friends Hero. — I sought no conversation with you, I Intended to insult you, but you are So hardened that I cannot. Char. — We will leave you until you are convinced. We wish you well. {They leave her.) Hero. — Heaven only knows Its object in distributing such natures Here amongst us. Wickedness on earth Must be decreed by heaven, or else Such minds would not exist. But, Where can this Avoman stay ? {Enter officers icifh Tom and Bill.) Tom. — Now to give the price of half a dozen good sprees to en- rich a rich city. Bill. — I'm sorrier than you are, for its all your fault. Tom. — Because I tried to stop you from making an ass of me its my fault. I"ld sooner be arrested, than showed up like that. {Enter Antmiy guarded.) Bill.—liallo ! What's he done ? Tom. — He's not been fighting I'll warrant, for no one would tackle him. {As Antony passes Hero she comes to him.) Hero. — Antony, do you not know me ? A7it. — Take this woman from me or else release rne That I may protect myself. {Guards push her au-ay, .s/(f' weeps, enter Marg.) Marg. to Hero. — Why not practice what you preach V He is not sentenced yet and until he is We will not mourn. Hero.— He's worse than sentenced, he's mad. Marg. — So I thought when I last saw him, as He charged me with conspiring for his life, Then forgave me, claimed you were false, and Plotting to dispose of him, then broke his bonds Rushed through the court yard, passed the guards, and 55 Until now I have not seen him. I Will go speak to him. Hero. — I doubt he will know you, he did not me. And my presence seems to aggrivate him. Marg. — Perhaps 'tis best I keep away. Hero. — Come with me, The}' are not ready, and I will tell you Of the plot makes Antony- prisoner. I heard it from a friend, and she must be found As our main witness. {Exit Hero and Mur'^- — No, no, you live, Live and be famous, live and be honored As an athlete, for the people must have one For their amusement and their idol, and Who is there but 3'ou that is worthy and Entitled to their praise ? And Leopole, All the medals and trophys I have won I've willed to you, they with my titles, when I am dead are yours with my best wishes That you honor them, and there is no one More confident than I am that you will. Leo. — Antony, you do not know me or you AVould not say this, you"ld sooner curse me, if You knew my mind. ^>'^- — All ill feelings that have grown From my victory over you, I do forgive, For human nature makes us all Jealous Of our fame. {Enter Abr., takes judge's seat.) Leo. — The court is about to open, I will leave you, and let heaven guide Our future for the best. {Leaves Antony.) Sherif. — Oh yes, oh yes, this court is now opened, (etc.)' ^br.— Fellow officers. Though we had suspended business for this day. Set it apart for holiday and rejoicing As is a custom. An unforseen accident has compelled us To convene and give speedy redress to An offended citizen. We will hear Antony's case. Pros. — Your Honor, the cases of Tom Sawyer and Bill Johnson-, are first on the docket. Abr. — This court convened to-day especially for Antony's case- Pros. — There is no law that specifies certain prisoners shall be favoured either for relationship to its servants or for their social worth. (reads) Tom Sawyer and Bill Johnson,, breach of the peace. 57 Abr. — Tis not His relationship to tlio officers Of this court, nor his social standing makes His case special, but the seriousness Of the charge. Pros. — All crimes are serious, and he must await his turn, (reads) Tom Sawyer and Bill Johnson, breach of the peace. {They are hrouglit forward.) Torn to Bill. — It's your fault we're in this pickle. Pros. — You are charged with breach of the peace. To this Charge what is your plea, guilty or not guilty ? Tom. — You see Bill there, was not good humored. Pros. — Are you guilty or not guilty ? Tom.— He buckeled me and I resisted. Pros. — I did not ask to hear your ease. Are you guilt}" or not guilty ? To?/?.— Well, we faught. If you call that guilty, I am. Pros, to Bill. — You are charged with breach of the peace. To this charge what is your plea, guilty or not guilt,y ? Bill. — The same as him. If he's guilty, I am, I won't squeal and try to put it all on to him, I'll take my medicine like a man. Abr. — This day being a holiday we will excuse Your slight offense. You are discharged. [Tom and Bill .Htart out.) Bill. — That's luck. If they had sent us up for thirty days, how could we have stood it without a drink ? I am as dry as though I had lived on herring for a week. Let's hurry to a saloon. Tom. — We will go drown our happiness as some would drown their sorrow. (Exit both.) Abr. — Any more ahead of Antony V Pros. — Next comes Antony. [He is brought forward.) You are charged with treason and attempt on the life of 58 Charles, one of the duke's officers. To this charge what is your plea, guilty or not guilty V Ant — Not guilty. Pros. — We will hear Charles. Char. — What I have to say you all know ^vell, that While passing with the parade, where he was stationed, A large cobble hurled with murderous intent, Just missed its mission and scraped my knee, and 'Twas Antony that threw it. Pros. — What have you to say to that r* Char. — Such an accident happened. Char. — 'Twas no accident. He had some treacherous design No doubt against this government. Pros.— Can you prove otherwise ? Ant. — Can he prove that ? Pros. — What is your defense ? Ant. — No more than that I w^as on the porch So interested in the passing parade That I leaned my weight against a cobble And it fell, with results though not intents. Similar to those which he discribed. Char. — Here are more witnesses. (Points to Leo. and guards.) Ahr. — Thej' know no more than you so we Have no need of them. Char. — I say he intended to murder me. {Enter Hero and Marg., leading Alice.) Abr. — You have not proven it. Hero. — Come quick or we'll be too late. Alice. — Why in such haste am I brought here V Char. — I say he is guilty of treason. Hero. — I say he is not and I can prove it. Char. — I say he is guilty and should pay the penalty of death. Ahr. — She says she can prove he is not and conviction goes by proof alone. We will hear j'ou. 59 Hero. — I say he {pointing to Char.) is guilty of forming a plot to ruin Antony. Here is a woman who o'erheard him, {to Alice). You tf^ll them, you know it l)etter. Alice. — What shall I say ? Hero. — What you told me this morning. Alice. — I told you nothing. Char. — She is the prisoners lover, and this is an excuse for some advantage. Hero. — Why, you told me, thai Charles and Leopole were plot- ing to dispose of Antony. Alice. — If ever I have set my eyes on you before It has slipped my memory. Leo. aside. — 'Tis wrong for me to be silent. Char. — This is some ruse to work your pity, She will weep directly. I motion for A death sentence as he is proven guilty. {Hero places herself beside Antony.) Hero. — If he is guilty, then so am 1 as An accomplice, for I know his mind and Know it to be as free from treachery As is God's above, {to Alice) And you know he is to be {points to Charles) As full of treachery as is a snakes. Leo. aside. — I must speak. Char. — That's from the case. I motion for a sentence. Abr. — There has been nothing proven in this case, But I believe. This lady has some valuable proof Which she imparted to this other. Alice. — I know nothing. Leo. You lie you do. And so do I. Antony, I must speak. I envied you for defeating me but Never enough without his aid, {points to Char.) to do What I have done. He pricked me on with golden promises • 60 Till I conspired with him to ruin you, I pushed that cobble from the porch and Charles Is my accomplice. Aiit. — How about the tie ? Leo. — 'Twas got by trickery, Hero is innocent and true to you. A7it. — Hero, will you forgive My fickle confidence in you ? Hero. — I would call nothing fickle That was done amid these trials. (bells rmg twelve.) Char, to Ahr. — I claim my office, your time's expired. Abr. — Antony, I find no proof of guilt against you. So you are discharged. Char. — Soldiers, he would rob me of my privilege, This office and this case to finish are mine, And I'll fight for what is mine. Ant. — And so will I. (Rtishes out and snatches a sword, meets Charles, they fight, soldiers drive Leo. and Abr. back with bayonets. Antony is besting Charles.) Char. — Help me, soldiers. (Soldiers go to stab Ant. in tlie back. Hero steps between.) Hero. — Away, you cowards from his back ! (Soldiers stab her, she falls.) Ant. stabs Char., turns on soldiers and drives them back.) Hero. — Antony, I hope j^ou think me true. Good by, good by, Antony, (dies.) (Antony turns and sees her, throws away his sword and kneels beside Hero.) An/.— Hero! Hero! Dead! Heaven forgive me for this foul deed. For I know no sacrifice or penance With which I may redeem myself. (Soldiers stab him in the back, he offers his breast.) c.l Here, strike where my luortal source is, and end My living quick. Then if my earthly qualities Of endurance stay with my spirit, I will o'ertake her. (Soldiers stab him in the, breast. ) Now my Hero, Your Antony will soon be with you. (Falls over on Hero and dies.) (Curtain.) FISHING FOR FAME. n ow friends in your conception place yourselves In an uptown club where wealth alone Has qualities for gaining membership, Where there's no virtue greater than extravagance, As all the furnishings do testify ; Such as the walls and ceilings decked with pictures, That strive with some success to rival Old Italian art. With here and there Large beveled mirrors of flawless glass each The choice of some selected lot, and resting On a wainscoating of polished rosewood. That for the beauty of both its knots and grain Is nature's masterpiece. Between the ceiling. And a tall man's height there hung a chandelier Of hand cut glass upon which the artist Well fulfilled his task of making it To outsparkle the stary heavens. And where artistic taste would show their beauty To best advantage, there hung in loops Rich draperies on which while in a spell, Some foreign gypsies hand was lead by heaven While she embroidered them ; and for genius They won the laurels her ambition sought And crowned her queen of needlework. A masterhand had also planed and made The couches and divans which were placed about And seemed but as samples of the carpeting That yielded at each step as much as one Would call a rut upon the highway ; And .those without experience would have An awkward gate thereon. Such were the parlors. Then there was a billiard room, a card room, A smoking room and a hall for entertainments, Each as lavishly furnished in its kind. 'Tis in the smoking room our scene takes place. Here were assembled a half a dozen Young and wealthy sports, each with a tale or two Of some marvelous or lucky catch Of game fish, such as perhaps had happened Twice in a hundred expeditions. But to the inexpierenced listener It was conveyed as though a common happening. But one listener there, a man of middle age Named Smith, of piqued disposition With plenty of ambition and a craving To be famous, one who made it his delight to slur and try To level with himself the lucky ones. One who envied those who as he claimed, Did make a boast Of what they had by accident achieved And would have happened to a truant school boy Just the same. Then spoke he to the rest : Is this a quality ? is this a gift ? To cast a baited line in the unseen deep And have a hungry brainless fish to chance Into the trap ? If this is an achievement Worthy of this praise, why Tom Fool's a hero And I would have been a thousand times And my achievements and my name would be A subject for short stories in our magazines. Or conversation at all social gatherings. And so it shall hereafter, for hear me boys ! You've bragged of capturing the wiry trout, The big mouthed pickerel and the strongest bass. When hunger bade him eat just as your line Was near. And for thus capturing a brainless foe You pose as heros. Then so will I ! Who never craved for fame, but such as To the mighty comes. For hear me boys. When Sol has finished this day at the antipodes And sinks himself behind their western limits, To peep with his familiar golden fire Here o'er our eastern hilltops ; when he has To start to-morrow, pierced this heavy veil of night Enough to make a stream dissernible, I'll have a line therein and try my skill, And as fishes feed but in the day time So after a restless night of fasting Their appetite is the best, now that's a point You all o erlooked, but it could not pass my insight And by the time you usually cast a line When all the fish have crammed their stomachs With their natural food and have no appetite, I'll be returning with all the hungry ones That were alert and let my squirming crawler Tempt them. I'll prove that I have not lived To forty-five without expierence That you knew not of. For while you Were huddled in a lump between warm sheets, Perhaps asleep, or planing the conquest Of some fair maids heart, or perhaps With bandaged brow and ices handy, To soothe a fever or calm an upset stomach, You were stealing from the morning The few hours sleep you'ld lost the night before At reveling. These were the hours I put To some advantage, for many evenings Did I assort my tackle for convienance And immediate use ; and carve such bait To regular mouthfulls. As to each certain specie that I sought. Was thought to be its favorite niorsal. Thus was I employed. While you before a glass were inspecting Or arranging, some latest style apf>aral, And each of us when finished would go our way. You to shine or be a blunder At some social gathering, and I to bed ; To have my regular amount of sleep, So as to be up and on my way Oft in time to wish you the happy dreams Which I had had, and you had lost, During the period of some entertainment The charm of which decieved your nature To a harmful wakefulness. And now with drowsy languishness you slouch Towards home, while I with brisk and wakeful stride, All ambition, make for some dock, or bridge, Or boat, or anything conveniant. To those selected spots where fishes feed. And 'tis keen stratagem to always choose aright For an amature but once in ten times Strikes it lucky therefore they condemn the sport, And gentlemen, not to boast, or try to Crown myself with any fickle title. But all my expeditions were successes And sent me home o'erburdened. The marketmen Would miss my friends those days, for I Supplied them all. The only thing to mar those trips Was the lugging coming home. It always Strained my sinews to the limit, and oft A young assistant, to whom I gave a coin, The novice and the seadog, hailed me As their champion, and dunned me for instructions. And when with their knowledge all exhausted, They had no fish, to me they came for pointers Which always brought returns. And to-morrow boys. To proove I am no boaster, I'll make a haul Of this same genius fish the trout. And my wife's reputation as a cook, Is current conversation with her friends ; So I will give orders, she shall season And prepare in several ways, to tempt Your different tastes those selfsame fish, And you shall be my guests to-morrow night. I will expect you all at eight. Do you agree ? Then after several toasts and wishes of success, Smitli bade them all good night and hurried home To make his preparations and retire. Next morning he arose while darkness still Did shade all earthly objects with its veil. And like a harmless barnyard foul protects its young. So did the night protect the earth from light By charging with its light absorbing body Upon each artificial ray ; as would Some mighty champion who strove to be supreme. Twas a royal battle between light And darkness. But it did not interest our Smith. For when he'd eaten a few chance morsals As there was no lingering for a spread, And gathered up his choicest bait and tackel He started out, while night was still supreme And shielded everything from mortal gaze. But as he trudged along that one hours walk That took him to the brook, the gray morning light The front rank of the day did chance along While charging night and all its powers To a full retreat. But to even matters, At the antipodes night was the master And had the weak flank of the day in like retreat. So light did conquer darkness and darkness Conquered light, and so these two shall battle As long as the world goes round. But this strife Did not worry Smith. 'Twas the chilly air That pierced the skin which his warm bed had left So tender. And the deep ruts and washouts Into which he stumbled. But at last, just as O'er eastern mountains in its distant orb The sun arose in firy majesty. Bold Smith beheld the brook all crags and rocks At which the stream recoiled from vain attempts To ruin nature's masonary. Quoth he : It seems impossible these rough and Narrow limits can hide the famous trout, Why a lurking poliwog could be discerned In any crevice through this water, The clearest that's by nature purified While buried, then distilled from mountain springs. But his meditation was prorogued by An approaching rustic who was practicing The robins note, but stopped to praise The quantity of trout within the brook. Thought Smith : a simple fellow, one who knows No more than what he hears from the neighbors Who wish to advertise this brook for gain. So down the stream he starts in search of A better fishing place. Sometimes in bogs Up to his knees when the chilly water Would crawl o'er the tops of his boots, Then falling over stumps or limbs Or crawling through thick brush or briars That tore his clothes. And yet the streams confines Were such that Smith, crossed and recrossed it In a jump, when the opposite side Seemed best for progress. Now after two hours Of hopping and jumping from bog to bog. Of climbing o'er stumps and crawling through brush Each extra twig or cobble, was a Monsterous obstacle to tired Smith, And as though the elements did conspire with fate To crush our hero, in the western sky. Which at first as far as visible, had not A speck to taint it's own familiar azure. While the obstacles he met in his progress Down the brook absorbed all his attention. To save himself from broken limbs and bruises ; There arose a rolling tumbling mass Of blackest clouds with swollen crest as though. Proud of their mission of discomfort And destruction. But not until they had Dimed the beauty of the sun was Smith aware Of their approach, not until its vaporous masses Hindered Sol from throwing shadows, Outlining different objects, did he look up And see the stealthly approaching clouds. Then, as though vexed at being discovered Before their foremost volley had reached the earth And caught it unprepared, the rolling thunder Seemed to crack the heavens and lightning Sputtered everywhere like limber serpants tongues That dart about and warn intruders There is danger. And as though bound to damage Everything that water would affect. The i-ain fell in such torrents, as though The ruffled atmosphere had churned the vaporous clouds To a solid mass of water. Such a deluge No record never mentioned. Oh pity now Our hero, miles from any shelter, Chilled to the bone, sore from bruises, weary From trudging and climbing with an hour At least of that same traveling in pouring rain, Between himself and any kind of shelter, Still on he trudged for lingering would but Prolong his torture. But now and again He would curse himself for this fool's errand And vent a curse on those who praised this place As being good for fishing. And by the time He had cut his passsge to a road The rain had ceased, the clouds were sinking in the east And Sol once more shown down in all his splendor ; So now without a single fish he started home Where he arrived with aching bones And rheumatism in every Joint ; And a cold that brought on fears of something worse, But soon his wife, whose every worry was For his comfort, had bathed each single ache With balm and with a women's gentle stroke Rubbed through the pores as much as would absorb. Then tucked him safe in bed. So there be was 10 When those in/ited to the feast arrived. According to a humorous resolution They all met at the club, then proceeding In a body, were ushered to our hero, Some of them he gently reprimanded For praising such a place to go for sport, And to all he took an oath he would Never fish again. So with many wishes For a speedy recovery they departed. ,VA 'i- ^^^^ \b*^ '^' KO'o