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 Volume I.— No. I] 
 
 SATURDAY, APRIL 24, 1858. 
 
 [Price 2 Cents. 
 
 ALLIGATORS. 
 
 [From the New York Herald, of 1849.] 
 
 Chagres, New Granada, Jan. 2, 1849. 
 
 James Gordon Bennett : We left New York 
 amid the huzzas of friends, who bade us a most 
 affectionate adieu. The passengers are from 
 every section of the Union. There are men 
 of talent and high integrity among us. The 
 emigrants in the Crescent City have never 
 been excelled, always excepting the Pilgrim 
 Fathers. On leaving the Pier, I noticed 
 but two females, who waved their handker- 
 chiefs most gracefully, and imparted their 
 sweetest smiles. The stewardess is the only 
 female on board, who Is a legion, and has 
 contributed much to make us happy. Extra- 
 ordinary harmony has prevailed. All are 
 armed to the teeth, which warns us to respect 
 each other. I have not heard an unfriendly 
 ■word since I left New York, nor seen a wry 
 face, save off Cape Hatteras and while cross- 
 ing the Gulf Stream in the trough of the sea, 
 with the wind blowing very hard. Christ- 
 mas was the sickest and saddest day of my 
 life. The Orescent was a perfect hospital. 
 All were sick, including some of the boat's 
 officers, and extending even to the crew. On 
 the first day out, the knives and forks rattled 
 like hail, but on Christmas, hardly a man made 
 his appearance at table. Such sighs and 
 groans, and anathemas of gold — such longing 
 for friends, and home and safety, and such 
 contortions as on that unhappy Christmas, I 
 have never seen. A countryman staggered 
 up and down the cabin, solemnly vociferating 
 that he had vomited a fragment of his liver, 
 and that he must soon die, and bade us all a 
 most doleful farewell, and besought us to 
 kindly remember him to his wife and child- 
 ren. But the surgeon came and analysed his 
 apparently ejected liver, which proved to be 
 a huge junk of beef which he swallowed the 
 day previous, without mastication. The same 
 verdant genius asked the Captain, during the 
 awful gale, what he would charge to turn 
 round and take him back to New York. The 
 Captain screamed, and swallowed a large cud 
 of tobacco, and seized a handspike and threat- 
 ened to dash the countryman's brains upon 
 the deck if he didn't go* below. Amid the 
 horrors of the hurricane, the gentle and cour- 
 ageous stewardess gave us gruel, for which 
 we rewarded her with a purse of gold. The 
 tempest was terrible. The ocean mountains 
 smote the frantic clouds, and the snowy spray 
 of the ocean vales resembled lakes ot "glitter- 
 ing silver. The Crescent's stern was muti- 
 lated, the bniwarks stove, the wheel-house 
 injured, and a man washed into the preca- 
 
 rious sea, who was miraculously rescued by 
 four daring men, whom 1 trust the Humane 
 Society will reward for their extraordinary 
 courage and humanity. His preservation 
 caused much joy on board, and those who 
 saved him have been lions since. "When 700 
 miles from Chagres, the thermometer was 95 
 in the shade on deck, and in the sun or cabin 
 the heat was almost intolerable. The intense 
 heat made us stare, and wonder what was in 
 store for us when we first mounted the fiery 
 steed of the equator. Some of the passengers 
 were very languid, and gasped for breath like 
 Peytona when leading Fashion a span on the 
 fourth heat. Chagres is the Five Points in 
 miniature, consisting of the very dregs of 
 filth, squalid penury and human degradation. 
 I have been reading Blunt's Coast Pilot, and 
 found on page 476 the following consolatory 
 narrative of Chagres and its ftvtal harbor, from 
 the pen of Captain G. Sidney Smith, of Her 
 Maje-ty's sloop Bastard : " Chagres is more 
 sickly than the same latitude on the coast 
 of Africa. The bar of Chagres harbor has 
 two and a-half fathoms on it at low water. 
 The entrance is rather difficult, and at all 
 times requires a fair wind, but when in you 
 are perfectly safe. (0, me! O, Jonah!) I 
 would not recommend its being entered if the 
 measure could possibly be avoided, or suffer 
 the boats to be there at night. It is, perhaps, 
 the most unhealthy place known. The Bas- 
 tard's cutter was, by stress of weather, ob- 
 liged to stay at night in the harbor. The 
 consequent loss was a Lieutenant and seven 
 men. Only one of the number attacked re- 
 covered. This happened between the 27th 
 and 30th of November, 1827." We approach- 
 ed Chagres this morning, amid torrents of 
 rain. The land for 20 miles was high and 
 undulating, with occasional bluffs towering 
 high above the general elevation, and rocks 
 some distance from the shore. The American 
 Consul arrived to-day, at Chagres, and in 
 crossing the Isthmus sunk into the mud 
 nearly up to his hat, mule and all. There 
 are about 50 huts at Chagres, with a popula- 
 tion of about 300. An alligator snapped at 
 our boat, near Moro Castle, while approach- 
 ing the shore, and we learn that the banks of 
 the river are literally covered with hideous 
 reptiles. The Castle is very dilapidated, and 
 about 200 years old, and has within its dis- 
 mal walls some 80 brass pieces, with no sol- 
 diers, and a family of natives. A large 
 sample of all the abominable reptiles with 
 which these fatal latitudes abound, lurk with- 
 in and around it. Board at Chagres is $5 per 
 day, in a common hut. We are about to 
 
 draw lots for the first opportunity of ascend- 
 ing the river. I shall endeavor to be fiitb- 
 ful in my narratives, during my entire pil- 
 grimage. Adieu. 
 
 STKPnEN H. Branch. 
 
 Latoon, twelve miles from Chagres, 
 6, P. M., in the doorway of a hut. 
 
 James Gordon Bennett: Four of us left 
 Chagres, at 12, M., to-day. in a canoe about 
 25 feet long, 3 feet wide, and 18 inches deep. 
 Our average weight is 160 pounds. We have 
 three boatmen averaging 140 pounds each. 
 Our baggage weighs about 800 pounds — total, 
 1,860 pounds. In high water, as now, in con- 
 sequence of heavy rains, the oarsmen paddle 
 against a current of six, miles. Our canoe 
 has a thatch covering composed of bamboo 
 leaves and canvass. You cannot sit upright 
 with a hat on, in the canoe, but must lie or 
 rest on your elbow. The thatch roof is about 
 two feet six inches from the bottom of the 
 canoe, and about eight feet long, under which 
 four of us sit and lie in a most uncomfortable 
 position, with the air very close, and ants, 
 and white, green and red spiders, and galli- 
 nippers, crawling all over us, with alligators 
 snapping at us occasionally (when we look 
 over the sides of the canoe), with now and 
 then a hideous water snake leaping into the 
 canoe, when nearly on its beam ends. The 
 rain has poured in torrents since we left, and 
 after " tea" (good heavens ! what tea !) at 
 the house, or hut, or hog-pen, of one of our 
 boatmen, at Latoon, embark for the night on 
 our journey towards Gorgona, Cruces and 
 Panama. The equator children are yelling 
 and squalling in the contiguous huts ; the pigs 
 are squealing; the hens and ducks cackling, 
 and the reptiles on the banks of the river are 
 breathing the most frightful sounds. Before 
 me is Jamaica rum, cocoa nuts, oranges, 
 lemons, sugar-cane and other poisonous sub- 
 stances, which my companions have eaten, 
 uid one of them has already had the gripes. 
 Latoon has some 20 huts. From Chagres to 
 this place I saw three or four residences on 
 rising ground, one of which, contrasted with, 
 the dismal scenery of the Chagres, looked ra- 
 ther pretty, which I espied while emerging 
 from the most sepulchral views I ever beheld. 
 Nearly all the fruits of the earth grow in wild 
 luxuriance on the banks of the Chagres, and 
 the atmosphere is the sweetest I ever iuhaled 
 — fragrant even unto poison. Birds of all 
 hues and o r all climes assemble here, and fill 
 the air with the most delightful music. And 
 yet, with all this to cheer the traveler of these 
 burning zones, the rain, sun, currents, aha- 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 dows unci malaria, and anacondas large as 
 trees, and the ceaseless chattering of monkeys, 
 and growls of panthers, and snaps of alliga- 
 tors, render the Chagres the most internal 
 river in the world. This is called the dry 
 Reason, and, so far, it lias rained or poured 
 about twelve times a day. The lightning is 
 so vivid and incessant as to produce the most 
 brilliant, yet frightful illumination of the 
 scenery and atmosphere, and the thunder 
 sounds like the crash of ten thousand worlds. 
 But I must close, as I now embark on my 
 solemn journey for the night. — Adieu, 
 
 Stei'ubn H. Bkanoh. 
 
 In my canoe, on the Chagres, Jan 4, 1849. 
 
 Our supper, last night, consisted of rice and 
 a stew of bad meat, with a sprinkling of all 
 tha fruits I have yet seen in Grenada I 
 smelt, hut did not eat a particle. My com- 
 rades ate freely, and they look blue this morn- 
 ing. The natives poison rats with goat milk 
 and pine apple combined, or with bananas 
 and brandy. Either of these combinations 
 will kill a man in about one hour, so I guessl 
 shall keep a bright guard on what goes into my 
 belly, which is rather loose and gripy to-day. 
 To continue long wet is a matter of death in 
 these latitudes, and if the bowels begin to de- 
 generate, you must say your orisons imme- 
 diately. A native died one hour before our 
 arrival, during the fifth shake of fever and 
 ague. On reaching the canoe, last evening, 
 to embark, we hailed it out, chopping up 
 and casting overboard some dozen water- 
 snakes, that had got into the canoe while at 
 tea. Last night was the hardest I ever passed. 
 It rained very hard, the monkeys chattered 
 in droves of thousands. Our boatmen sang 
 the most doleful songs all night Bull frogs 
 rent the air with their discordant sounds; 
 the snakes hissed, and the alligators brought 
 their jaws together so fiercely, as to make 
 even the forest tremble. Amid this frightful 
 scene, with the thermometer at 97°, pent up 
 in the veriest cubby hole you ever saw, where 
 we could not move or turn over without en- 
 dangering our lives by upsetting the canoe — 
 it was altogether a night of extreme suffering 
 to us all. We stopped at about two tins morn- 
 ing, at a hut on the borders of the river, where 
 being very sleepy, we took lodging for two 
 hours, for which, with three cups of coffee, 
 we gave $1 5(1, and departed at about five 
 o'clock. Our bed was a piece of cloth spread 
 on a bamboo floor, with a pillow about one 
 foot long and six inches wide. It was the 
 funniest pillow I ever saw, and we had hard 
 ■work to keep our beads upon it. When the 
 natives supposed we were asleep, I heard 
 some of the rascals whispering about our as- 
 sassination, and I awoke my comrade from a 
 protound snore with asevere pinch and acrateh 
 with my long nails, when the glistening of our 
 weapons, and a whisper between ourselves, 
 and a slight movement towards arising amid 
 the total darkness, scattered the cowardly 
 assassins back to their hammocks, when we 
 arose, and descended the ladder stairs, and 
 paid our bill, and went to onr canoe. The 
 males and females nearly all smoke, and men. 
 ■women, and children are nearly in a state of 
 nature. I heir apparel costs them very little, 
 and the green earth affords them, without 
 cultivation, every species of vegetable and 
 animal production. 
 
 Stephen II. Branch. 
 
 Cruces, and will, doubtless be the first canoe 
 in, and then we will try our luck over the 
 mountains to Panama. We have had a truly 
 awful time. The current ran against us in 
 some places at the rate of eight miles, and we 
 came near upsetting several times. The ther- 
 mometer is SHI this morning. 1 must close and 
 run to the canoe. I will write you wheu I 
 get to Panama, but doubt if you will get my 
 letters, as every tiling is uncertain. I have not 
 eaten tor twenty-two hours, and have been 
 lying wet in my canoe nearly ever since 1 left 
 Chagres. ftly health is good, but irregularity, 
 fatigue, and loss of sleep, affect me adversely, 
 but 1 shall strive to vanquish all impediments. 
 I have acquired more practical knowledge of 
 animate and inanimate nature, since I left you, 
 than I have attained in all my travels, but I 
 have paid dearly for my information. Poor 
 Columbus, Vespucius, Robinson Crusoe, and 
 Daniel Moon are constantly before my vision, 
 with whom I can truly sympathise, being like 
 them, a pioneer in the exploration of the 
 Western Hemisphere, and its adjacent isles. 
 I could drop a tear to-day, 1113' feeliugs are so 
 extremely pensive, and yet I wont, but, if 
 necessary, I'll yet brave tigers in their dens. 
 So, good bye. 
 
 Stephen H. Bkanoh. 
 
 Gomoka, Jan 5, 1819. 
 [St A. H .] 
 James Gordon Bennett: I thank God that 
 I have arrived at this infernal place, because 
 it is the least odious of all the mud holes be- 
 tween this and Chagres. Ours was the first 
 canoe into Gorgona. Money made our men 
 work for their lives. We are about to take 
 brexkiuit on the shore, and then pass on to 
 
 Pa.sama, New Grewada. 
 
 Sunday, Jan. 17, 1S49. 
 James Gordon Bennett : this being a very 
 interesting locality of the globe, at this time, 
 I will strive to transmit daguerreotype views 
 of what transpires. I stopped at Cruces one 
 night, where several died, whose graves were 
 dug by the natives (just, below the earth's 
 surface,) with little sticks and earthern bowls, 
 which is the custom of the country. In one 
 case, the grave was not dug long enough, and 
 the neck was broken by turning tbe head 
 over on the breast. I found several American 
 officers at Cruces, under the command of Gen- 
 eral Persifer F. Smith, who had proceeded to 
 Panama. Finding no mules in Cruces, I 
 wandered alone in the swamps in pursuit of 
 one, amid rain, lightning and thunder that, 
 shook tha deep foundations of the earth, and 
 made the alligators show their hideous jaws. 
 Through a flash of lightning, I discovered a 
 inujeiteer in the dark and deep perspective, 
 with whom, by signs and grim contortions, I 
 contracted for a mule. The tempest twi- 
 light passed, and the mild equator stars 
 emerged from their mysterious depths, and 
 guided myself and muletteer from the dismal 
 swamp. I learn from a passenger who has 
 just entered my apartment at the Americano, 
 that three emigrants were buried last night in 
 the mountains. Two more are supposed to be 
 dying at the French hotel. God only knows 
 where all this will end. An aged passenger 
 entered the gate of the city about three hours 
 since, whose locks were as white as the un- 
 trodden snow, crying, with uplifted arms: 
 "My children! my children! O God ! restore 
 my beloved children." lie looked and enact- 
 ed the character of Lear more perfectly than 
 I had ever seen it. The snow that fell on 
 Grandfather Whitehead and poor old Lear, 
 were only wanting to make it the most har- 
 rowing scene I ever witnessed. But unfortun- 
 ately, it has not snowed on the equator, since 
 the "advent of creation. The old man's chil- 
 dren arrived about. an hoursince, and I had the 
 pleasure of bathing the father of the flock with 
 brandy, which revived and exhilcrated him, 
 and made him dance before me quite a reel. 
 The old fellow really danced wonderfully ; I 
 think I never saw a man of his years step 
 round so lively, alter I washed bis exterior, 
 and especially Ids interior, with sparkling 
 brandy. The old man has just told me that 
 a person went from his canoe into a thicket 
 on the Chagres, and shot a monkey, when all 
 his tribe began to chatter wildly, and drop 
 
 from the trees upon him, and stole his bat, 
 and scratched, and bit him severely, and 
 finally, about 400 monkeys chased l.im into 
 the Chagres, where he liad to swim for his 
 life until he was rescued by his comrade*. 
 Although my brandy has made the old man 
 extremely loquacious and facetious, yet I be- 
 lieve his monkey story is as reliable as my 
 snake and alligator narratives. 
 
 (To be continued ) 
 
 jstepfitn |). gkaiulu ^Uiptor. 
 
 NEW YORK, SATURDAY APEIL 24 1858. 
 
 Like Adam and Eve at the hymeneal altar, 
 contemplating the interminable generations 
 of sinners ; like Noah surveying the horrors 
 of the deluge; like Julius Caasar projecting 
 the passage of the Rubicon ; like the Chris- 
 tians braving the persecutions of the Jews- 
 like William Tell, with his bow and quiver, 
 hurling defiance at Gesler in the mountain 
 gorges of Switzerland ; like the great Colum- 
 bus going into a midnight storm in untraversed 
 latitudes; like the supernatural Washington go- 
 into into battle, on whose consummation the 
 liberty of the human race impends; likeNapole 
 on at Helena reviewing his wondrous reign; like 
 Andre and poor Orsini going to the scaffold, a- 
 mid the tears of their countrymen ; and like the 
 cheerful moon, in her ramble with romantic 
 lovers through summer skies and groves of 
 perfume, we calmly survey the horizon in our 
 virgin advent of to-day, although we discern 
 a snowy cloud that, resembles the terrific 
 monsoon. But as the impetuous sun darts 
 through infinitude, we shall soon dash among 
 the adversaries of integrity and patriotism, 
 and be as merciless as Jackson to the robbers 
 of the toiling masses, or to the cruel In- 
 dians, or to British tyrants. 
 
 "We have exhibited some old wares to-day, be- 
 cause a tried article, like a winter friend, wears 
 well. We did not deem it necessary to italicise ar- 
 ticle and wears. And to be more specific in the Ro- 
 man language, Alligators, Autobiography, William 
 Tell, and Worms, can never expire, but be as 
 eternal as the garments of nature. 
 
 Senator David C. Broderick challenged us to 
 fight a duel in 1848, and Congressman John B. 
 Haskins brought the challenge. The law might 
 cage us if we acknowledged our acceptance of t le 
 challenge, but we will permit Broderick or Has- 
 kins to declare if we stained the mantles of Gresn 
 and Perry of Rhode Island, whose gorgeous canopy 
 we first beheld. 
 
 "We shall soon give sketches of President. Buchan- 
 an, Mayor Tiemann, Comptroller Flagg, members 
 of the Common Council, the Supervisors, Ten Go- 
 vernors, Commissioners of Recoi d. Education, and 
 Emigration, and of our New York editorial breth- 
 ren, including their Secretaiies. James Watson 
 Webb being the eldest, we may start with him. We 
 shall also sketch the lives of the newspaper venders, 
 and give those the most immortal characters who 
 sell the most of our Alligators. 
 
 To the Metropolitan Police. — A large reward 
 will be paid to the policemen who will prove by 
 affidavits, or the poll lists, that Chief Mat6ell, 
 the Corporation Counsel, Register, County 
 Clerk, or Corporation Attorney, have voted for 
 municipal, state, or national officers, since the pro- 
 mulgation of our Brandon Report, on the aliens of 
 both hemispheres. As the County Clerk and Cor- 
 poration Attorney are formidable candidates for 
 Comptroller, it is "important to know if they have 
 been naturalized. We will bet they have not. 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 Correspondents will address Stephen H. Branch 
 through the Post Office, whose editorial room will 
 be in a house, whose floor is the green earth, and 
 whose ceiling is the glittering dome of Heaven, un- 
 til his patronage will enable him to hire commodi- 
 ous apartments in the central business portion of 
 the city. 
 
 Our warm and graceful salutations to the editors 
 of New York, who clung to us in adversity, whom 
 we will love forever. 
 
 A Fuff of Merit without Charge. — "William 
 T. Brttt engraved our Alligator, whose wide- 
 spread jaws speak for themselves in tones of 
 thunder. 
 
 Advertisements are One Dollar a line. Tho 
 overshadowing Bonner cannot have a page, lest he 
 shoot the Alligator with our wadding. 
 
 We shall have no pictures for premature chil- 
 dren, save the omnipotent Alligator, who can de- 
 vour a lion, or swallow an eagle without contor- 
 tion. 
 
 The withered grass of Kansas not admitted in 
 the jaws of the Alligator, lest it lacerate his bowels 
 with black vomit. 
 
 Beware of alluring serpents in virtue's paths, and 
 save your money, and buy nourishment for your 
 wives and children. 
 
 "We shall commence, next week, the publication 
 of Alfred Carson's thunderbolts at the Common 
 Council of 1850. 
 
 Entered accordu g to Act of Congress, in the year 1867, by 
 
 STEPHEN H. BRANCH, 
 
 In the Clerk's Office of the District Court of the United 
 
 States for Uie Southern District of New York. 
 
 Life of Stephen H- Branch. 
 
 Mortals who write their lives are shy 
 
 01 crimes that ivouotl and make them sigh ; 
 
 But I'll disc ose my evil deeds, 
 
 Although my heart in sorrow bleeds. 
 
 1 was born in Providence, Rhode Island, 
 July 11, 1M3, and am the second son of Ste- 
 phen and Lucretia Branch. My mother was 
 my father's second wife. My father had four 
 wives, the last of whom survives. 
 
 Historians are liars, and gild distinguished 
 villains, whose political, religious, and military 
 views harmonize with their own. Autobiog- 
 raphers are liars, and beast of virtues they 
 never possessed, and conceal vices they always 
 cultivated. I shall divulge the whole story of 
 my funny and mournful career. I shall mean- 
 der life's comic and dismal stream, from the 
 earliest recollections of childhood to the pres- 
 ent hour, and moisten my manuscript with 
 tears of mirth and sadness, as my capers and 
 errors emerge from the mysterious realms of 
 memory. As I advance, the retrospect of my 
 freaks and follies may appal, but it shall not 
 deter me from its proclamation to the pres- 
 ent and coming generations. I desire to record 
 my frivolities and foibles, that youth and age 
 may avoid them as alligators, (with hideous 
 jaws distended,) in hot pursuit of their affright- 
 ed victims up the embankments of the Cha- 
 gres, and into the tallest trees. 
 
 I did not inherit my peccadilloes, as I can- 
 not discover a notorious sinner among my 
 ancestors for nearly two centuries. My father 
 was one ot the purest men I ever knew, and 
 his deeds are inscribed on the archives of 
 Rhode Island, in letters that can never be ef- 
 faced. Although the minds of my parents 
 had a beautiful symmetry, yet I can trace my 
 eccentricity to their parents, who were as 
 strange as Diogenes in his tub, or Zantippe in 
 the streets of Athens torturing poor Socrates. 
 
 Mrs. Grey was my first school-marm, and 
 Mr. Hill my first school-master, followed by 
 Miss Latham, Mr. Shaw, Pettis, Osborne, 
 Record, Hammond, Gregg and Ainsworth, 
 all of whom I terribly tormented. Although 
 my mother died before I was seven years old, 
 yet I remember the trouble I gave her, and 
 
 bow 1 cried when the messenger came to the 
 Bchool-house, and told me of her sudden death, 
 and how my father and aunt Lucy wept on 
 my arrival home. My father's third wile was 
 my first step-mother, and although she was 
 very kind, yet there was a melancholy vacuum 
 in my home, and at eight years old, I sought 
 diversion at the circus and theatre, and resolv- 
 ed to be a circus-rider, and ground and lofty 
 tumbler. But a fall from my horse while 
 standing on one leg, and serious bruises while 
 striving to turn summersets, disgusted me with 
 the circus, and 1 determined to be an actor, 
 and carried the wardrobes of the actors lo and 
 from the theatre, for which I was admitted 
 free. But my father heard of it, and told me 
 not to visit the theatre again. But I went, 
 and he gently whipped me. On the next 
 night, brother Albert accompanied me to the 
 theatre, and while I was wildly screaming at 
 the Dromios, father entered the pit and seized 
 me, amid the convulsions of the audience and 
 actors. On arriving home, he took us down 
 cellar, and began to rope Albert, who in- 
 stantly bellowed : " O, my salt rheum ! O, 
 spare "my salt rheum!" Father then grabbed 
 me, and I cried : " O, my boils ! O, spare my 
 boils !" when he roped me in a fresh spot, and 
 did not cease until he gave me my own chas- 
 tisement and Albert's too, and I never let 
 Ally go with me to the theatre again, as my 
 own licking was about as much as I could 
 endure. But I derided father's castigation, 
 and the following night, I retired at nine 
 o'clock to my bed-room, in the second story, 
 and tied a rope to' the bed-post, and, at the 
 peril of my life, descended the house front- 
 ing the yard, and went to the theatre, and 
 about midnight ascended the house, and haul- 
 ed in the rope, and went to bed. In about a 
 week, John Horsewell got locked out, and I 
 invited him to ascend the rope and sleep with 
 me, to which he readily assented. In the 
 morning, I did not rise at my usual hour, and 
 father came to ascertain the cause, when he 
 heard John Horsewell snoring like thunder 
 under my bed. He looked, and discovered 
 John, and grabbed him by the hair, and spank- 
 ed him most awfully, and while spanking poor 
 John, I jumped from the bed, and seized my 
 clothes, and ran down stairs, and did not st(jp 
 until I got into the barn, where I dressed my- 
 self, and went to school without my breakfast. 
 After school, I prowled around the house until 
 father left for his place of business, and 
 then went into the house and ate my dinner 
 I took an early tea and went to bed ; but 
 father soon cams home, and into my bed- 
 room and severely spanked me, and struck me 
 several times with the very rope with which 
 I had descended and ascended the house, mut- 
 tering something about one Hainan of old, 
 while he roped me. I then exchanged a top 
 for a fi>hing-line, and told my brother William, 
 that if he would tie one end of the line to his 
 little toe, and throw the other out of the win- 
 dow, so that I could pull it and arouse him 
 from his midnight slumber, to softly unlock 
 the door and let me in after the theatrical 
 performance, that I would let him tie the fish- 
 ing-line to my little toe on alternate nights 
 while he went to the theatre. This plot was 
 successful for about two weeks, when some 
 boys on their return from night-school, came 
 into our yard to get some waterfrom our well. 
 After one of the boys had enjoyed a delicious 
 draught of water from our bucket, his keen 
 eyes rested on the plummet at the end of the 
 fishing-line, which he seized, and began to 
 pull without success; when he jerked it so 
 hard, as to snap the line, with cries of fire and 
 murder in the second story. Himself and lit- 
 tle comrades seized their scholastic lanterns, 
 and scampered for their lives. Oneofthem was 
 caught by a faithful watchman and brought 
 into our yard, when my father escorted them 
 up stairs, where brother william was welter- 
 
 ing in blood that flowed from his toe and nose, 
 and from bruises he received while running 
 and tumbling over chairs and tables, and other 
 bed-room utensils, when the boy gave his last 
 terrible jerk of the fish-line. The boy and 
 watchman now departed, and father put salve 
 on "William's toe, and checked the copious ef- 
 fusion of blood from his nose, and bathed his 
 wounds with water and apple-jack, and put 
 him to bed with a solitary but tremendous 
 spank, with a promise of more when his dis- 
 located toe was set and healed. Father then 
 took his ambush position in the yard, and 
 awaited my arrival from the theatre. 1 softly 
 opened and closed the gate, and while feeling 
 for the plnmmit, he suddenly grabbed me, and 
 nearly scared me into the eternal world. He 
 then led me into the barn, and illuminated the 
 stable lantern, and took off my pants, and 
 spanked me with the curry-comb until the 
 blood spurted in his face, and the horse snort- 
 ed and kicked him so hard that he had to 
 arouse and send brother Albert for a surgeon 
 to dress the fearful wound. I always blessed 
 the humane and intelligent old horse for kick- 
 ing father, aud thus saving my blood and 
 bones, and I so intensely loved the noble ani- 
 mal, that I stole father's oats, and fed him 
 until he got so fat that I dared not give him 
 more lest his belly would explode, and the 
 oats fall out, and my theft be discovered. Af- 
 ter my last trouncing, I became disgusted with 
 the theatre, and resolved to go no more to 
 witness such nonsense. Soon afterwards, I 
 told John Horsewell that for a dozen marbles, 
 I would give him some of my father's corn, 
 that would parch as white as snow, and as 
 round as hail, 
 
 And would pop as high 
 As the pretty sky. 
 
 John assented, and we went up stairs to the 
 attic, where fatherkept his corn. John brought 
 his father's rainy hat, so that he could get 
 much corn, and while I was filling it, I heard 
 footsteps on the lower stairs that closely re- 
 sembled father's. John's hat was about half 
 full, and when I put it on his head, it sunk so 
 far as to require both his hands to keep it 
 above his eyes. We met father on the garret 
 stairs, when John boldly looked up into his 
 face, (with corn pouring down over both ears,) 
 and gravely exclaimed : " Mr. Branch, I aint 
 got no corn." Father uplifted the hat, and 
 down went about two quarts of horse corn on 
 poor John's head. I crawled between father's 
 legs, and was at the bottom of two pairs of 
 >tairs in ahouttwo strides, and away 1 tlew to 
 the woods, about two miles distant, and did 
 not return for two days, fearing that father 
 would murder me for stealing corn so soon 
 after my rope and fishing-line, and theatrical 
 operations. When I next saw John, he com- 
 plained of a sore back and legs, and declared 
 that father grabbed and wrenched a handful 
 of bis posterior pants clean off, and tore hair 
 enough from his skull to render it slightly 
 bald. I trembled at this intelligence, but I 
 got cold and hungry, and went home to take 
 my licking, but my step-mother was ill, and 
 she ardently plead my cause, and father for- 
 gave me. 
 
 {To he continued.) 
 
 Stephen H. Branch's Farewell to his 
 Country, 
 
 [Prom the New York Daily Times, of 1856.] 
 Although I have traveled all over the globe, and 
 have no desire to rove again, yet I am constrained 
 to forever leave my beloved country. You may 
 not mourn over my departure, but I leave you 
 with painful emotions and apprehensions. I would 
 linger, and toil, and die among you, but your fana- 
 ticism drives me to foreign skies. The noble deeds 
 of my father and his sires are inscribed on the civil 
 and military archives of Rhode Island, whose vir- 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 tues I would imitate and consecrate to the glory 
 of my whole country ; but your reckless tendency 
 towards disunion, with all its horrors, forces me to 
 abjure my native land, nnd the hallowed tomb 
 erected by my lamented father for the eternal re- 
 pose of liis immediate posterity. Go on, then, yo 
 fanatics and devils of all sections, to your hearts' 
 content, in your apo»tacy to the living and depart- 
 ed patriots of your distracted and divided country. 
 Stop not unlil your wives and children run wild 
 through streets and fields of blood, and this whole 
 land is a pile of bleeding and burning ruins. Go 
 on ye incarnate fiends in your bloody enterprise, 
 until the mounds of your fathers are divested of 
 their fragrant verdure, and are trampled by foreign 
 marauders, who wildly gloat over your impending 
 snicide. An irresistible horde of demagogues and 
 vampires, and fanatics and lunatics, are at the 
 throats of the American patriots, and threaten 
 them with strangulation and utter annihilation. 
 Go on, then, ye demons of hell, and tear to frag- 
 m nts the glorious Constitution that was created 
 by Washington, Greene, Jefferson, Madison, Ham- 
 ilton, Warren, Franklin, Adams, Lafayette and 
 Kosciusko, and nobly defended by Jackson, Perry, 
 Taylor, Webster, Clay, Calhoun, Harrison, Grogan, 
 Decatur, (and the living Scott), whose sighs and 
 tears, and expiring energies, were consecrated to 
 it3 eternal duration. Go on, then, ye slimy vul- 
 tures, in your ruthless desecration of their graves, 
 until despotic soldiers line our streets and frontiers, 
 and stab the patriots who breathe the enchanting 
 word of liberty. Go on, I say, in your inhuman 
 Bacrilege, but I will fly to Switzerland, in whose 
 deep mouutain glades I will strive to efface that I 
 was born and reared among the gang of consum- 
 mate fools and knaves who now level their rifles 
 at the race of noble birds that have graced the 
 American skies for nearly a hundred year's. Go 
 on, then, ye dastard traitors, in your bloody demo- 
 lition, but i will go and Sve and die in the kind cf 
 William Tell, whose fair posterity evince a 
 purer fidelity to their remotest ancestors, than 
 those pernicious monsters whose infernal madness 
 will soon surrender the bones of Washington and 
 Jackson to the despots of Europe, whose shafts 
 they foiled, until they went down, with tottering 
 footsteps, into their immortal graves. Farewell, 
 then, ye crazy parricides — farewell, ye Burrs and 
 Arnolds — and when you have consigned your de- 
 luded countrymen to all the horrors of anarchy and 
 eternal despotism, think of the humble admonitions 
 of one who, rather than behold the downfall of 
 his beautiful and glorious country, sought peace, 
 and succor, and a mausoleum in the mountains of 
 Switzerland, once traversed by William Tell and 
 his gallant archers, who created a love of liberty 
 that has survived the flight of centuries, and which 
 can never be subdued by foes without, nor fools 
 within, her borders. In my voluntary exile, I will 
 implore God to visit you with His displeasure, 
 through the withering curses of your children, and 
 their posterity to the remotest age, for destroying 
 the liberties of their country, which you should 
 bequeathe to them as they came to you from your 
 illustrious fathers, whose sacred and silent ashes 
 you dare not visit and contemplate at this fearful 
 crisis, amid the pure and tranquil solitudes of the 
 patriotic dead lest the memory of their heroic 
 deeds and sacrifice should remind you of your hell- 
 ish treason, and paralyze your hearts, and smite 
 your worthless bodies to the dust, and consign your 
 pallid livers to undying torture. Although these 
 admonitions are inscribed in tones of burning scorn, 
 yet they emanate from a bosom that glows with 
 love for my bewildered countrymen. And my last 
 request is, that every patriotic father will gather 
 his littlo flock around him at evening shades, and 
 read this parling admonition in a clear and feeling 
 voice, and then kneel before the God of nations, and 
 implore Him to preserve their liberties, with a 
 blessing on the humble author of this production, 
 in his unhappy seclusion in a distant land. I would 
 write more, but gushing tears blind my vision, and 
 swell my heart with dying emotions. 
 Affectionately, 
 
 Stephen H. Branch. 
 New York, May 30, 1856 
 
 [From the New York Times, of 1S55] 
 
 Stephen H. Branch on Worms,— The Ver- 
 micular Theory of Greatness.— Subdued 
 Sea-Serpents — Alligators Outdone 
 Look out for a Rise iri the price of Ver- 
 mifuges- 
 
 To tlie Editor of the New York Daily Times : 
 
 Some men donate or construct public and 
 private institutions for the public applause 
 while living, while others write the sunny side 
 of their lives from motives of fame and accu- 
 mulation. I shall leave both sides of my career 
 for the historian after I have departed for the 
 spirit hind. 
 
 Since my return from Europe, with the 
 Brandon Register, with little Geprgy Matsell 
 recorded therein, (as having been baptised and 
 received into the Church in 1811, which cor- 
 responds with his own oath before the Police 
 Committee, that he was born in 1811 — stick 
 a pin here,)— I have been violently assailed by 
 journals in the Matsell interest, published on 
 the Five Points, who attack me for sins com- 
 mitted while I had a superabundance of mis- 
 chievous worms in youth and early man- 
 hood, and while I was shattering wild oats 
 rather profusely over ray father's field. 
 
 No man lives who would not gladly efface 
 every oat he sowed during the fervors and ex- 
 hilerations of boyhood and early manhood. 
 But the deliberate perjury of full-grown man- 
 hood can only be effaced through long years 
 of retired and tearful contrition. By unceas- 
 ing supplication, the wilderness may ultimate- 
 ly hide from scorn the cool and premeditated 
 perjurer; but no man exists who would not 
 blot from the living and eternal records whole 
 rows of wild oat hillocks; and no infant who 
 has not premature teeth, to bite and snarl at 
 their nurses, and to scream and raise Beelze- 
 bub all oigi ■ ,,., lhll 
 have a profusion of worms, and a nature lit- 
 erally suffused with sharp vinegar and aqua- 
 fortis, with two or three little devils in his 
 stomach — no infant or boy without these 
 hateful qualities ever make much stir in the 
 world. And if, in the morning of life, we do 
 not reflect Vesuvius in our eyes, and belch 
 lava and brimstone from our mouths, we sel- 
 dom effect much in the great scuffle of lite, 
 nnd go down to our graves with Miss Nancy 
 inscribed at the bead and tail of our grassy 
 mounds. 
 
 Man, like a horse, must have mettle, and 
 plenty of it, with an immense bottom, or he 
 cannot expect to contend with the fiery steeds 
 of the turf and the forum. And, above all, a 
 man must have a crop or two of worms at 40. 
 All men have more worms in their bellies than 
 they are aware of, (or their physicians, either,) 
 and some have quarts. 
 
 But they must not keep the old crop too 
 long. Worms must come and go with the 
 seasons, or they will produce incarcerated 
 wind, which often produces apoplexy and par- 
 alysus. Nervous dyspepsia also arises from an 
 old crop of worms and a pent-up ttaiosbhere. 
 1 got rid of eleven worms, ten inches long, 
 about two years since, and I have been losing 
 my energy and courage ever since. I caught 
 the rascals thus : While in a bath-room one 
 day, I siw something very mysterious. I ap- 
 plied a lighted cigar to its bead or tail, (for it 
 was sharp at both ends,) and I observed a 
 slight movement. I touched it at the other 
 end, and it moved in an opposite direction. I 
 then struck a match, which I applied to its 
 middle, when, lpl it was a worm, and alive 
 and kicking. It died in about two minutes 
 by Shrewsbury clock. I began immediately 
 to take worm seed, and the following day I 
 discovered five worms, one of which was tied 
 in a perfect knot. The last worm I discovered 
 was very small, which satisfied me that it was 
 the last of his race. T think I always had 
 
 whole generations of worms up to this last 
 little scamp, and I kept him to transmit to my 
 posterity. For, when coming home from school 
 one day, I pulled on a worm until I could pull 
 no longer, and got another boy to pull him 
 entirely out. And when I beheld the mon- 
 ster on the ground, I ran home for my life, 
 and before I got home, a thunder storm arose 
 and terrified me almost to death. 
 
 Worms, doubtless, are the source of impulse. 
 And impulsive persons have more or less 
 worms, and never less than a pint. And very 
 impulsive persons have not less than a quart. 
 Matsell is nearly as fat as Daniel Lambert, 
 and has about two gallons of colossal worms. 
 And these miserable worms conquer us when 
 living and dead. They have been my masters 
 all my days They have produced the dark 
 spots in my history, over which I have drop- 
 ped many a tear, and over which I shall weep 
 until I get down into my extremely narrow 
 and tranquil and undying abode. 
 
 Worms produce the evil in the history of 
 all men, and yet they are prolific of infinite 
 g 1. When they violently dart from extrem- 
 ity to extremity, and come up and look over 
 the tongue, and dart back to the sweet bowels' 
 depths, and squirm most horribly for their reg- 
 ular food, a man swells with uneonquer ible 
 fear, and can face the cannon's mouth, and 
 the devil himself, and people call him a cour- 
 ageous patriot, — -when worms achieved every 
 battle that was ever won. Napoleon had a 
 most ungodly quantity of worms, and in their 
 constant pecking at his liver, they finally pro- 
 duced a cancer of which he died. Worm« did 
 not start Patrick Henry's eloquence until he 
 was forty years old. Jackson, too, had worms, 
 that made his eye flash like a rifle and his 
 voice drown the cannon. Jackson's worms, in 
 early life, elicited a passion for horse-racing 
 and ( ' ' Ions 
 
 as "by the Eternal." But as soon as the 
 worms left him he lost his nerve, and joined 
 ; the Presbyterians. The worms of Julius Caa-ar, 
 at the verge of the Rubicon, were asleep over 
 a hearty meal, but during his protracted con- 
 templation of its passage, they suddenly awoke, 
 ; and over he went with gigantic strides, and 
 ; established Brandon, in the eastern counties 
 1 of England, where little Georgy Matsell was 
 born. Worms incarcerated Lafayette and 
 Louis Napoleon, and worms made Eve tempt 
 I Adam, and Cain kill Abel, and are the source 
 of the rise and fall of empires, and of all the 
 good and evil that exist. And Shakspeare's 
 worms got hungry one day, aad he went out 
 on a poaching excursion, and thereby lost his 
 honor, and had to fly from the dear scenes of 
 his youth. But a fresh crop of worms, and 
 their subsequent generations, directed a pen 
 that will entwine his memory around and 
 within the body, flesh, blood, bones and mar- 
 row of the solitary being who beholds the 
 orbs of night and day forever close their bril- 
 liant eyes on a numerous, funny, and mysteri- 
 ous race of worms that have so long defaced, 
 and pollni awled through earth, oea 
 
 and air, leaving 1 their nanscous slime behind. 
 Respectfully, Stephen H. Braxoh. 
 
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 English Papers, imported by Rogers. 
 
 American Papers, all sold by Rogers. 
 
 Books to Read, at one cent a day, at Rogers. 
 
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TOR. 
 
 Volume I— No. 2.] 
 
 SATURDAY, MAY 1, 1858. 
 
 [Price 2 Cents. 
 
 Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1657, by 
 
 STEPHEN H. BRANCH, 
 
 In the Clerk's Office of the District Court of the United 
 
 States for the Southern District of New York. 
 
 Life of Stephen H- Branch. 
 
 John Horsewell was a poor boy, and had 
 duck legs. My brother William was taller 
 and older than John, and had a new suit of 
 clothes, with which I clad John from head to 
 foot. Bill's hat and boots were too large for 
 John, and his coat on John nearly grazed the 
 ground. I put on my Sunday suit, and off we 
 went to Boston, forty miles distant. We quar- 
 relled on the road, in a deep wood, and I de- 
 manded John to take off Bill's clothes, at 
 which he called me hard names, and I left 
 him, and directed my steps towards Provi- 
 dence, leaving him reclining on the embank- 
 ment of the forest road. 1 wandered half a 
 mile at a quick and revengeful pace ; but as 
 twilight was approaching, and I heard the 
 bark of a dog, with lungs of thunder, I be- 
 came alarmed, and hurried back to John, and 
 craved his pardon, and we lingered uutil the 
 stage arrived, when we took passage for Bos- 
 ton, reaching the Marlboro' Hotel at midnight. 
 Mr. Barker was the host, and, on our inquiry 
 for lamps to retire, he exclaimed: " Who are 
 you, and whence came you ?" John was dis- 
 concerted, but I was cool, and replied : " Our 
 names are Branch and Horsewell, and we are 
 from Providence." " Did you visit Boston 
 with the permission of your father and 
 mother ?" " No, sir." " You ran away, then ?" 
 '' No, sir; we walked away." "What can 
 you do in Boston in your clouts?" "Learn a 
 trade, sir." " Have you any money ?" "Forty 
 cents, sir." " Bob : Take these brats to your 
 room, and make a bunk on the floor, and lock 
 the door, and watch their movements closely 
 until morning, when I will put them in the 
 poor house or county .jail." And off we 
 tramped to bed, up four flights of stairs, and 
 were locked in until Bob came to bed, when 
 we snored terribly, pretending to be in a doze 
 so profound, that a cannon could not arouse us. 
 John cried all night, and at daylight we 
 crawled softly from our hard nests, while Bob 
 was asleep, and softly turned the key, and de- 
 scended the stairs in our stockiugs, and fled 
 for our lives. We went to the market, and 
 got a cheap breakfast, and then sought the 
 theatre, where we saw Mac Cready announced 
 as " Hamlet." We ardently desired to go, 
 but had not sufficient money ; and away we 
 trudge to Brattle street, and exchange our 
 new clothes for worthless rags, with five dol- 
 lars besides. We then return to the theatre, 
 and linger on its steps until the performance 
 
 begins, when we purchase tickets, and rush, 
 with about forty negroes, up stairs into the 
 gallery, like a gang of maniacs, (so wild was 
 our common joy,) where we witness a vast 
 plain of woolly heads that resemble the 
 Black Sea. The heat was intense, and we 
 perspired like cotton slaves, and the stench 
 was as intolerable as cholera malaria. During 
 the day, we engaged lodgings with a little col- 
 ored barber, opposite the theatre, for nine- 
 pence each a night. At the close of the per- 
 formance we thumped a long period before he 
 let us in, and then we found him partially in- 
 toxicated. In the morning, we strolled on the 
 Common, and John became homesick, and be- 
 sought me to return to Providence ; and he 
 cried and implored so hard, that I yielded ; 
 and while engaging our passage, a young man 
 named James Baker recognised us, and desir- 
 ed ine to remain in Boston under his protec- 
 tion, to which I assented, but John departed 
 for Providence. I went to board with Jim 
 Baker in Theatre Alley, with Mrs. Charnnck, 
 a superannuated actress, aud afterwards at the 
 Sun Tavern and other places, for which we 
 did not pay our board, and walked to Salem, 
 where I wrote to father for money, which he 
 sent me, and I returned to Providence. He 
 received me with intense affection, and I 
 wept with commingled joy and sorrow at my 
 return, and his anguish at my dishonorable 
 absence. At about ten years old, John Horse- 
 well and myself stole some pigeons from Dex- 
 ter Spencer's barn, and we were caught with 
 them in our hats. Father took my hand, aud 
 led me to the wharf, where ships could float, 
 and suspended me over the water, until I had 
 a slight fit, when he carried me home. It was 
 baking day, and aunt Lucy was very angry 
 because he did not drown me, awl in her 
 wrath, while he was absent, she took out the 
 pies and brown bread, and put me in the oven 
 head foremost, and nearly baked me. A few 
 seconds more in the oven, and I would have 
 smothered. I told father when he came to 
 dinner, and he boxed Aunt Lucy's ears severe- 
 ly, and demanded her to instantly surrender 
 the dress and bonnet he gave her the day pre- 
 vious. But she cried so hard, and wrung her 
 hands so piteously, that he soon restored them, 
 lest she would have cramps in the stomach, 
 with which she was often dangerously afflict- 
 ed, through her excessive fondness for cheese 
 and hard-shell clams, of which she often ate 
 until she could scarcely breathe. A month 
 later, I stole some peaches and currents from 
 Captain Prouds' garden, and oldjunk and iron 
 from the ship yards. Father was a Justice of 
 the Peace, and took me to jail, and put me in a 
 
 cell ; but I screamed so fearfully, that he re- 
 stored me to liberty in about five minutes ; 
 and when I emerged from the dungeon, I 
 sprang upon his bosom, and kissed him as ten- 
 derly as a cow laps her calf, and I also kissed 
 the turnkey, whose keys terribly scared me. 
 I soon went to a country boarding school, and 
 terrified the farmers for miles around, who 
 petitioned father to come after me, who visit- 
 ed the unsophisticated countrymen, and strove 
 to tranquilise their nerves with the assurance 
 that I would not contaminate their children, 
 nor desolate their fields and orchards, and 
 that it was the crows and not me that pilfered 
 their early crops of frnits and vegetation. 
 But they shook their heads, and besought him 
 to restore the wonted quiet and confidence of 
 the parish, by my iuunediate departure for 
 some distant region. Father succumbed, and 
 we left for Providence, where I became the 
 very youthful clerk of Norman White, who is 
 now an extensive type and paper merchant in 
 Beekman street, with whom I remained until 
 I left for New York with Jim Baker in the 
 steamer Washington, Captain Bunker, con- 
 cealing ourselves in the water closets nntil the 
 boat passed Newport, when we appeared on 
 deck, and strutted as boldly and proudly as 
 Robert Macaire and his companion. But the 
 Captain soon discovered us to be impostors, 
 and made us pass pine wood to the firemen for 
 our passage. Jim was older and stronger than 
 me, and the Captain and first mate made him 
 work like a slave; but I was seasick, and 
 vomited dreadfully all over the deck, and the 
 firemen, and passengers ; and as the Cap- 
 tain slowly passed me, I belched a copious 
 volley of the most bitter bile plumply in his 
 face, for which he severely shook me, and 
 made me express my sorrow for the dire cala- 
 mity and apparent insult, and drove me down 
 below, where I implored the Cook to throw me 
 overboard, and relieve me from my deathly 
 sickness. The nigger Cook laughed uproar- 
 iously over my misfortunes, aud declined my 
 request, and brought me a stew composed of 
 pork, molasses, and onions, for my dinner; 
 and, as I smelt, and inhaled, and gazed upon 
 the nauseous dish, I let fly a torrent of bile 
 into the darkey's face, who run for his life, 
 and molested me no more during the voyage, 
 and I never saw Sambo again. We arrived in 
 New York, at Fulton market, and went to 
 Holts' Eating House, and ate heartily, and Jim 
 Baker went in pursuit of work as a segar 
 maker, and I tagged on behind. He got em- 
 ployment, and we boarded in Fulton street, 
 near Broadway. I soon got a situation as tar 
 keeper, with Mr. Saunders, in Laurens street, 
 
Q 
 
 STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 next to the theatre, and soon .afterwards went 
 a few doors above, in the basement, as bar- 
 tender for Mr. Oilman. I then became a 
 waiter in a New York and Albany steamboat, 
 and afterwards in a Hartford steamer. I then 
 went to an Intelligence office (whose proprietor 
 strove to cheat me), and for 50 cents got asitua- 
 tion with Win. Chapman, No. 60 Pine street, 
 at $2 a -week, and boarded in Water street, 
 near Beekman. Wm. II. Stansbury was Mr. 
 Chapman's book-keeper, who left soon after I 
 came, and went with James Brooks, of the 
 " New York Express," as book-keeper, wherehe 
 is now. Thiswasin 1826. My duties consisted 
 in helping William Chapman softly draw his 
 coat over his rheumatic shoulders, and going 
 to the Post Office, and copying letters. 1 told 
 Mr. Chapman that I had to pay two dollars a 
 week for board, and that he must increase my 
 salary, or I could not remain. He said that 
 he could get a boy for less than two dollars a 
 week, and I left him, and got a place with two 
 brothers, named Morton, in Front street, for 
 two dollars and twenty-five cents a week. 
 While passing the sailor hat store of Mr. 
 Leary, Mr. Leary's mother called me into the 
 store, and said : " Little boy, if you will take 
 this bottle, and go to the grocery and get me 
 some gin, I will give you some pennies." 
 When I returned with the gin, she asked me 
 if I would like to be a clerk for Mr. Leary. I 
 said that I would come for my board and 
 clothes. She told me to call in the evening 
 and arrange the compensation with Mr. Leary, 
 who would then be in the store. I did so, 
 and on the following day I told the Messrs. 
 Morton that I must leave them, as two dol- 
 lars and twenty-five cents a week could not 
 buy my food and clothes, and pay for washing 
 my two shirts and two pairs of stockings. Mr. 
 Leary, his wife, mother, children, and myself, 
 were packed like pork in two small rooms in 
 the rear of the store, which were used as 
 kitchens, bed-rooms, parlors, wash-rooms and 
 everything else, which rendered the atmos- 
 phere slightly dense and foggy, and perhaps 
 impure, and in the night we often had 
 skull collisions, and tumbled over each 
 other, which strongly resembled a rough and 
 tumble cabin scene in a terrific storm. I 
 might have endured all this, but to make 
 fires, open store, sell hats to drunken sailors, 
 run errands, and take care of squalling chil- 
 dren, so taxed my patience, and wasted my 
 pale and naturally delicate form, that I resolv- 
 ed to leave instanter, and, with the Pilgrim's 
 heavy burden, away I flew in pursuit of em- 
 ployment. Mr. Leary now keeps a hat store in 
 the Astor House, whose boys are wealthy mer- 
 chants in Exchange Place, whom I often re- 
 mind of the days when I bore them in my 
 arms, and spanked them when they squalled. 
 From Leary's I went to the Harpers in Cliff 
 street, and was placed in the pressing and 
 folding room, in the upper story. I boarded 
 with Fletcher (the youngest of the Harpers) 
 in Batavia street, between James and Roose- 
 velt. The firm then consisted of John, James, 
 and Wesley Harper. Fletcher was the fore- 
 man of the composing room, (where I was 
 ultimately placed), who corrected my earliest 
 errors in the printer's stick— and a precious 
 job he had of it — consuming more of his valu- 
 able time than my composition was worth. 
 Fletcher was a fireman, and recently married, 
 and rather wild, and had two children, one of 
 whom was the partner of Raymond, Wesley and 
 Jones, of the "New York Daily Times" at the 
 origin of that Journal, whom I often fondled in 
 my arms in his infancy, who was a very pretty 
 child, though rather lively for one so extreme- 
 ly young, whose extraordinary vivacity I at- 
 tributed to worms. Wesley narper was in- 
 comparably modest and susceptible in those 
 days, and visited and married a lady residing 
 with Fletcher, who was connected with his 
 wife. While they were courting up stairs, 
 
 the servant girl, myself, and other appren- 
 tices often annoyed them with our fanny 
 tricks ; hut Wesley and Fletcher did not dare 
 complain of us to John and James Harper, as 
 the courtship of Wesley was without the 
 knowledge of the elder Harpers. The ser- 
 vant of Fletcher imparted to us this precious 
 secret, and we long teased the timid lovers 
 with impunity, in which the mischievous 
 servant participated with great hilarity. 
 (To be continued to the mournful eve of our last gasp ) 
 
 Steven f. grsncjj's Jtlliptor. 
 
 NEW YORK, SATURDAY, MAY 1, 1858: 
 
 Listen! — On Saturday last we arose with 
 the glorious sun, and went to our printing 
 office, and found the printer's devil asleep in 
 his dingy bunk. We applied a bodkin, and he 
 sprang at us like a tiger. We grappled, and 
 discovering that he had an Editorial Alligator 
 by the throat, he released his grasp. We then 
 banged the gong, and the printers appeared, 
 like the imps in Robert the Devil, from the in- 
 fernal regions. We then placed our leviathan 
 form on the press, and lit the faggots, and 
 puff, puff, went the machinery, like the drums 
 and trumpets in Musard's Express Train Gal- 
 lop. We filled our carpet bag with Alligators, 
 and flew like a whirlwind to the wholesale 
 newspaper merchants in Beekman, Nassau, 
 and Ann streets, where we found a plumed 
 battalion awaiting the advent of the Alligator. 
 The wholesalers, and retailers, and newsboys 
 approached us in platoons, and clasped our fer- 
 vent bauds until they squeezed them into icicles, 
 and we cried for quarter, and returned to our 
 printing office, for another carpet bag of Alli- 
 gators, which we sold on our way to Ann 
 street, and returned again, and again, and yet 
 again, for Alligators, until the weary sun re- 
 tired to his downy bed in the bleak peach and 
 potato fields of^the Jerseys. Our printing 
 office was besieged throughout the day, for 
 Alligators, and on our return from Ann street 
 the second time, we found our office stairs so 
 thronged with applicants for Alligators, that 
 we had to meander a dark alley, and ascend a 
 ladder, and enter our office through a window. 
 During the day, several bloody collisions trans- 
 pired on the stairs, between the newsboys, in 
 their struggles for the Alligators, as they 
 emanated from our electric presses; and in one 
 of the desperate conflicts, the Police were sum- 
 moned to preserve the public peace. And, alto- 
 gether it was a most laborious and exciting 
 day for us, and at early twilight we were 
 weary and worn, and retired soon after the 
 curfew strains expired on the evening air. 
 But we had an awful nightmare, in which we 
 soliloquised in tones so stentorian, (about news- 
 boys and Alligators,) as to arouse and terrify 
 a venerable nervous gentleman in the next 
 apartment, who thought we were either fight- 
 ing or dying, and he rapped against the wall 
 with his poker until he awoke us. While on 
 the eve of our emergence from the nightmare, 
 we dreamed that a colossus spider was de- 
 vouring our proboscis, at which we levelled a 
 Hyer blow, 
 
 When pure hlood oozed from our nose, 
 Like water from Sikeay's hode, 
 
 which aroused us, and we darted into the bath 
 room, and applied the healing Croton without 
 effect, and had to dam our nostrils with putty, 
 which checked the copious effusion of blood, 
 but which made ns talk in nosy and twangy 
 accents. In about an hour, the putty became 
 thoroughly saturated and drippy, and we had 
 to make fresh applications, and ultimately 
 the putty dam was victorious. But our eyes 
 are rather crimson, and we have fearful rum- 
 bling sounds in our ears, resembling distant 
 thunder, and the bugle in the mountains, and 
 
 we fear our nostrils are in a state of inunda- 
 tion, and that our blood will effect a passage 
 through our eyes or ears, and rush wildly into 
 the open air. But we checked the blood, 
 and leaped into our couch, and off we went, 
 like a patriotic rocket, into a slumber like 
 that of the pure and sweet Annua, in the 
 chamber of Rudolpbo, and was no farther mo- 
 lested with horrible dreams of the newsboys 
 and Alligators. 
 
 Fra Diavolo and his Italian Brigands. 
 
 Three hundred and sixteen thousand dollars 
 have been drawn from the Municipal Trea- 
 sury, for printing the worthless Records of the 
 County Clerk's office, and nearly as much for 
 the Register's Records. Who got the $550,000 
 for which there is nothing valuable to show? 
 Can the smooth, and glossyj and sweetly- 
 scented Connolly, or Wetmore, (or Busteed 
 and his kinsman, Doane,) or Nathan, or Nelson 
 tell us ? Of course they can, as they were the 
 corrupt disbnrsers of this prodigious plunder. 
 Speak, then, ye infernal robbers of the toiling 
 millions, whom ye bamboozle, and starve, and 
 disease, and jam, and ram, and smother in cel- 
 lars and attics and tenement houses, and whose 
 devoted wives and virgin daughters you drive 
 unto prostitution for food ami rent and medi- 
 cine and apparel. You consummate these per- 
 nicious wrongs and oppressions through your 
 Janus and Judas professions of democracy, 
 which no more resemble Jefferson's, Madi- 
 son's, Calhoun's and Jackson's political creed, 
 than your sleek hair, and fancy apparel, and 
 thievish propensities resemble the simple garb 
 and integrity of those democratic legions, 
 whose votes you literally steal through your 
 honied political heresies, and the lavish ex- 
 penditure of the very money you steal from 
 the people, through such jobs as the Record 
 printing. With fast horses, wines, and costly 
 gluttony, and daubed all over with pomatum, 
 you revel high in your dazzling Persian Pa- 
 vilions, whose construction and gilded furni- 
 ture, and luscious viands, are stolen directly 
 from the honorable and deluded millions. 
 These are truths, and we will proclaim them 
 from the steeples of the metropolis, and strive 
 to arouse a people who slumber on the con- 
 fines of volcanoes, while thieves, and rapes, 
 and incendiaries, and midnight assassins are 
 softly crawling towards their throats. Your 
 perjured alienage we might extenuate, but 
 your robbery of the honest and laborious 
 masses we will expose and combat, if wo rot 
 in the dungeons of Blackwell's or Sing Sing. 
 The purest editors of this thievish age are too 
 pliable, and politic, and mercenary for the 
 public welfare ; but we will dissect your rob- 
 bery, if we are crucified with spikes, and our 
 limbs are chopped and hacked with a butcher's 
 axe, and our flesh, blood, bones and marrow- 
 burned to cinders, and our ashes cast upon the 
 whirlwind for annihilation. The axe and faggot 
 we defy. God only do we fear. So, come on, ye 
 teeming caverns of infernal thieves, and seize, 
 and incarcerate, and butcher, and strive to 
 annihilate our mortal scabbard, but you shell 
 not have the soul, which will elude your 
 wicked and revengeful grasp, and have eternal 
 succor in the realms of purity and bliss, if, in 
 its mortal pilgrimage, it be true to God and 
 his pilfered, oppressed, and misanthropic chil- 
 dren. 
 
 Ice Cream. 
 
 Under the genial, affable, and generous Jo- 
 seph Gales, of the National Intelligencer, 
 James Watson Webb is the senior editor of our 
 country, and James Gordon Bennett is close 
 at his heels, whose venerable and majestic 
 forms will soon descend the dismal steps of 
 the tomb, and their extraordinary souls ap- 
 pear in the awful presence of a Judge, from 
 whom there is no appeal. Solemn thought I 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 and almost paralysing in its contemplation. 
 Webb was born in America, and Bennett on 
 the mountains of Scotland, where one of his 
 parents survives, to enjoy the success and pro- 
 tection of her faithful son. With James Wat- 
 son Webb we never exchanged a word, which 
 we can scarcely realise in view of our intimate 
 relations, for twenty years, with other metro- 
 politan editors. But with James Gordon Ben- 
 nett we have had the closest relations, and we 
 proclaim, with no ordinary emotions of plea- 
 sure, that he has treated us more like a brother 
 than a stranger. In our memorable mnemotech- 
 nic controversy with Professor Francis Fauvel 
 Gouraud, in 1843, when almost every editor 
 in America was arrayed against us, and eter- 
 nal ruin seemed inevitable, James Gordon 
 Bennett came to our rescue, and, with George 
 W. Kendall, of the New Orleans Picayune, 
 George D. Prentice, of the Louisville Journal, 
 and Mrs. Walters, of the Boston Transcript, 
 we were sublimely victorious in that scholas- 
 tic disputation. In consideration of his mag- 
 nanimous conduct, we wrote to the Herald 
 about one hundred columns from Panama and 
 California, when the civilized world was rock- 
 ed, to its profoundest basis, with the dazzling 
 gold discoveries, and on our return, he gave us 
 money, and ever cheered us in our illness and 
 penury. When we wrote the inflammatory 
 Beport of the noble Alfred Carson, against the 
 Common Council of 1850, we gave it to Mr. 
 Bennett, to the exclusion of the other editors, 
 because he had been true in our adversity, 
 when the hands of all mankind seemed up- 
 lifted to annihilate our pale and feeble frame. 
 We had boarded with Horace Greeley, for 
 seven years, at the Graham House, in Barclay 
 street, and all our relations had been of the 
 most friendly character ; and yet we deemed 
 it our sacred duty to send our Pilgrim letters 
 to Mr. Bennett, and also give him Carson's 
 famous Report, to the exclusion of Greeley, 
 because Bennett's fidelity was next to our 
 Father's. Greeley was a formidable candidate 
 for the Mayoralty, when Carson's Report ap- 
 peared, and if we had given it to him instead 
 of Bennett, he would have been the successor 
 of Mayor Woodhull. But in giving it to Ben- 
 nett for publication one day in advance of 
 Greeley, so exasperated the latter against Car- 
 son and ourself, that he attacked the Report 
 like a ferocious bull dog, and slew himself, 
 whose name was hardly whispered in the 
 Mayoralty Convention that soon followed. 
 Alderman Morgan Morgans, (President of the 
 Board of Aldermen,) Alderman Robert H. 
 Hawes, Alderman George H. Franklin, and 
 Mayor Woodhull himself were also candi- 
 dates. But as they were all severely de- 
 nounced in Carson's Report, for discharging 
 culprits without examination or trial, and for 
 other offences common to Aldermen in those 
 days, they were all rejected by the Conven- 
 tion, when the oily Ambrose C. Kingsland en- 
 tered the arena, and was nominated and easily 
 elected, which proved to be the saddest muni- 
 cipal calamity of that period, as he was in 
 collusion throughout his term with official 
 scoundrels, and made more money than any 
 Mayor who preceded him, as one of our Al- 
 dermanic pupils often assured us; and if Kings- 
 land will publicly deny our accusations, we 
 will adduce our informant's name,and paralyse 
 him. And to be briefly explicit, our infor- 
 mant was connected with Kingsland and 
 Draper's operations to rob the city of the 
 Gansevoort property. Kingsland's appoint- 
 ment of Matsell as Chief of Police partially 
 corroborates the assertion of the Alderman 
 who imparted his precious information. Kings- 
 land's appointment of Matsell was effected thus : 
 According to his custom, with Mayors elect, 
 Matsell invited Kingsland to a ride into the Me- 
 tropolitan suburbs, on the morning after his 
 election, and in passing a gaudy edifice, the 
 Brandon Chieftain halted and exclaimed: 
 
 " Kingsland, my boy, is not that a fascinating 
 mansion ?" Kingsland crimsoned, and gazed 
 rapiers and scabbards, and in baffled accents, 
 mildly ejaculated in the expressive language of 
 Jemmy Twitcher: " Veil, vot of it?" "O, 
 nothing, — only I thought I would inquire how 
 you enjoyed yourself in its rainbow halls on 
 Friday evening last. And, by the way, how 
 about the appointment of Chief of Police? 
 Have you resolved whom to appoint ?" "Cer- 
 tainly I have. Yon well know my ancient 
 love for you, and that you are my choice for 
 Chief, beyond any being living or dead. I was 
 elected to eject you, but I shan't do it, my 
 boy. 'Thou art the man !' Ha, ha, hal Give 
 us your hand, old boy. Ha, ha, ha ! A very 
 fine day, ain't it Matsell ?" " Kingsland, you 
 have really got a magnificent Palace in the 
 Fifth Avenue, but I think your front parlor 
 requires a five thousand dollar clock, to render 
 it thoroughly gorgeous and enchanting." 
 " Chief, what in the name of mud are you 
 driving at ?" " I am driving for my life to 
 Burnham's, for his choicest brandy and Ice 
 Cream." 
 More delicious Ice Cream next week. 
 
 Our Country's Ruin. 
 
 The seed of wide-spread corruption is cul- 
 minating here, at Albany, and Washington, 
 with the velocity of light, (which is about two 
 hundred thousand miles per second,) which 
 may rend the Union to fragments during the 
 present generation. And the present leaders 
 of parties will be the immediate cause of our 
 country's downfall, through their sly winks 
 and blinks at the robbers of their respective 
 parties, to seize the public booty to elect their 
 municipal, State, and national officers. Horace 
 Greeley, with all his professions of purity, 
 justice and humanity, will shield an anti-slave- 
 ry thief at every peril of his conscience, and 
 scourge the thieves of all other parties like 
 Tacitus, or Diogenes, and so will the leaders of 
 the American and Democratic parties. It is 
 not the struggle for the boundaries of slavery 
 and freedom that will rend this Union to 
 atoms, but the miserable, thievish, aspiring, 
 and traffic politicians who use the Negro and 
 Satan, to seize the public treasure and official 
 honors. It is the ungodly grab of lazy men 
 for gilded booty, to enable them to revel in 
 indolence, and control the elections and magic 
 wires of all the parties, that will consummate 
 our dissolution and eternal ruin. And Greeley 
 and Bryant know this, and so does that puri- 
 tannical, mercenary, penurious, white hand- 
 kerchief 'd, and stiff-necked old Presbyte- 
 rian, Gerard Hallock, of the Journal of 
 Commerce, and those thieves of thieves, 
 and Catalinian conspirators, and oversha- 
 dowing plunderers, Simeon Draper and 
 Thurlow Weed, whom God, or man, or 
 fiend should drive to the wilderness, or 
 smite from the face of the earth, and, if pos- 
 sible, from its profoundest bowels. For their 
 stabs at the heart of our free institutions, and 
 their pernicious example to the youth of this 
 generation, they should be hurled from the 
 summit of the Rocky mountains. There is no 
 honor or patriotism in these demons. If there 
 were, they would rally like our Fathers for 
 the preservation of our glorious Union, and 
 the Municipal, State and National Treasuries, 
 whose plunder they counsel and shield in the 
 infamous persons of their political confede- 
 rates, and share their spoils in darkness, with 
 only the Devil present, but the Great Invisible 
 in the awful distance, whose retribution will be 
 terrible when it comes, beyond the grave ; 
 and worms may partially devour their vile 
 carcases, before they die, as with Biddle and 
 Nero, and Caliglula. All leaders of parties 
 are plunderers, and thus directly advocate the 
 subversion of our liberties and the public dis- 
 honor. God, alone, from the Revolution to 
 the present hour, has shielded the Americans 
 
 from foreign and domestic adversaries, with 
 his beneficent arms expanded over our fertile 
 vales, and fields, and plains, and forests, and 
 noble mountains, and has rescued us from the 
 Burrs and Arnolds, and Goths and Vandals, 
 who strive to.paralise our progress in a pure and 
 sacred civilization. But our disunion and 
 subversion are as inevitable as the advent of 
 the morning sun, unless some Washington, or 
 Cincinnatus, or Brutus the First come forth, 
 and stab the incarnate devils down, and tram- 
 ple their worthless bodies in the dust. Thieves, 
 rapes, incendiaries, assassins, and traitors teem 
 like the Egyptian locusts throughout our bor- 
 ders, and the odious vices, and bloody strife, 
 and crumbling ruins, and all the horrors and 
 havoc and universal chaos of the Roman Em- 
 pire, and other ancient States, will be our 
 awful doom, unless the wisdom, and virtue, 
 and firmness of our country rally in the Forum, 
 and impart the principles of integrity and pa- 
 triotism to the people, and immolate the lead- 
 ing scoundrels and traitors of the age. Thus 
 only can we avert the overshadowing evils 
 that flit like midnight spectres through every 
 street and habitation, and will soon spread 
 through every meritorionsfireside. And thus 
 only can we avert the execrations of our pos- 
 terity, for being recreant to the Roman Fathers 
 of the Revolution, and for not resisting with 
 our lives, the barbarians of the present gene- 
 ration. 
 
 Nice and Modest.— The son and son-in-law 
 of Peter Cooper as Mayor and Street Com- 
 missioner of the largest city of the Western 
 Hemisphere, worth haif a million per annum. 
 
 Aminidab Sleek, 
 
 (Without a shriek 
 
 For freedom, 
 
 Or bleed 'em, 
 
 Or Sodom, 
 
 Or Gotham,) 
 
 Could make that sum at least, 
 
 And for life have a feast. 
 
 The office-holding Coopers 
 
 Are worse than the Hoopers, 
 
 So fat grow they, 
 
 On pap all day, 
 
 Throughout the year, 
 
 Which seems so queer, 
 
 For Reformers, 
 
 Or Performers, 
 
 Which was always so, 
 
 In this vale of dough : 
 
 Our eves are wo I 
 
 oi on om 
 
 Dev'l-in a Bakery. 
 
 Hawes, the New York baker, says: "Branch, 
 do you know Charley Devlin?" "Yes." "Well, 
 Branch, I was a baker apprentice with him, 
 and also a journeyman. He was burned and 
 floated out of his bakery in the Fourth Ward 
 some years since, and he desired to bake for 
 his customers in my oven until his own was 
 repaired. I, of course, consented. Subse- 
 quently, he became a primary politician, and 
 for several years past has besought me to sell 
 my bakery, and become a contractor. I hesi- 
 tated for a long period, but hist year, (finding 
 that he had acquired wealth very fast,,) I re- 
 solved to dispose of my bakery, and join him 
 as a contractor. A neighbor learned my pur- 
 pose, who assured me that, to his sorrow, in 
 early life he was a politician,, and that if I 
 joined Devlin as a contractor, I would be com- 
 pelled to take at least three false oaths a day 
 throughout the year, (for which people are 
 sent to States Prison ten years, and forever 
 lose their suffrage,) which so alarmed me, that 
 I abandoned my intention, and narrowly es- 
 caped the portals of a dungeon, and the loss 
 of my patronage as a baker, and my reputa- 
 tion as an honorable man, for which I de- 
 voutly thank the Great Disposer of Events." 
 We congratulated our honest friend Hawes, 
 and warned him to beware of the Dev'l-jn a 
 bakery. 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 The Happy Family. — How cunning for 
 Peter Cooper and Mayor Tiemann to 6end 
 Hopeful to the Democratic General Commit- 
 tee, and beat Elijah F. Purdy by one vote for 
 Chairman; and then for L»aniel and Edward 
 (the sons of Peter) to turn up Mayor and 
 Street Commissioner. It is the more cunning, 
 as Peter Cooper and Daniel F. Tieraann have 
 held Municipal offices since 1828, and now, 
 with Hopeful, have two of the most lucrative 
 and honorable offices in America. Iu view of 
 all this, Peter can well afford to give two or 
 three upper stories of a Bowery edifice to the 
 city for educational purposes, without feeling 
 it very keenly. Besides, the immortality of 
 the gift is of some moment. Verily, the Tie- 
 mans and Coopers should be a very Happy 
 Family ; and if Death do not confuse and 
 thwart their successful and extraordinary tac- 
 tics, as with poor Joseph S. Taylor, (who, with 
 all his faults, had a heart as big as a moun- 
 tain,) they will doubtless acquire sufficient 
 from the public teats, which they have suck- 
 ed so long, to render them co.iJbrtable in 
 their superannuation. 
 
 For Pale Students, and Bomantic 
 Virgins. 
 
 In 1780, Washington defrayed the educa- 
 tional expenses of a youth, who was an imme- 
 diate descendent of Pocahontas, and procured 
 his passage to Scotland, where he became a 
 student in its noble highlands. In his class 
 were two youths, whom he loved with enthu- 
 siastic fondness. One was from Damascus, 
 and the other from the Oriental Empire, who 
 was born beneath the native village skies of 
 Confucius, to whom he traced his blood. On 
 the eve of graduation, and just prior to their 
 departure for the remotest portions of the 
 globe, they fondly rambled in the woods and 
 groves, where they oft had wandered, and as- 
 cended majestic mountains, on whose celestial 
 peaks, (with the pale moon in her zenith roam- 
 ing,) they sung these pensive lines, in their fa- 
 vorite Alpine bowers : 
 
 When shall we three meet again ? 
 
 When shall we three meet again? 
 
 Oft shall glowing hope expire ; 
 
 Oft shall wearied love retire ; 
 
 Oft shall death and sorrow reign, 
 
 Ere we three do meet again. 
 
 Though in distant lands we sigh, 
 Parched beneath a hostile sky ; 
 Though the deep between us rolls, 
 Friendship shall unite our souls ; 
 Long may this loved bower remain ; 
 Here may we three meet again. 
 
 When the dreams of life have fled ; 
 When its wasted lamp is dead ; 
 When in cold oblivion's shade, 
 Beauty, wealth and power are laid; 
 Where immortal spirits reign, 
 There may we three meet again. 
 They soon departed for their respective 
 countries, and never met again 1 Alas 1 
 
 ** The human heart, like the muffled drum, 
 
 Is ever beating funeral marches to the graTaf 
 
 WANTED-Temperate, energetic, and impulsive 
 young men to canvass the city for the Alliga- 
 tor, who can be carriers on those routes where 
 they obtain subscribers. There are thousands 
 of masters and misses, and fathers and mothers, 
 and grandfathers and grandmothers who will 
 take the Alligator. So, young men, off with 
 your coats, and fly through the city like a 
 tornado, for subscribers to the Alligator. And 
 first visit the Astor, Saint Nicholas, Metro- 
 politan, Lafarge, Everett, and other splendid 
 Restaurants and Oyster Saloons, not one of 
 whose proprietors will refuse the Alligator. 
 But if they should, just let us know, and we 
 may, in our wrath, blight their custom with our 
 fatal jaw. And visit the Reverend Doctors 
 
 Potts and Taylor, and see Brown, the fancy 
 Sexton, and ask the loan of his magic whistle, 
 which will guide you to victory like a wand 
 of enchantment. If Potts and Taylor salute 
 you like Diogenes, and Brown declines his 
 festive and mausoleum whistle, we may haunt 
 them with a peep through their private win- 
 dows on the first dark and boisterous midnight. 
 So, boys, look aloft, and arouse yourselves, and 
 select your own routes without our consulta- 
 tion, until you desire our Alligators to serve 
 your ecstatic patrons. 
 
 The following was written, in 1854, by Ste- 
 phen H. Branch, for Aid. Orison Blunt, then 
 Alderman of the Third Ward, but is now 
 Supervisor from the Fifteenth Ward: 
 
 Captain Robert Oreighton : Sir: I am au- 
 thorized by the Corporation of the City of 
 New York to extend to you the Freedom of 
 the City, together with a gold box, as a tes- 
 timonial of their regard for you. I might 
 linger on the thrilling incidents connected 
 with your fidelity to suffering humani- 
 ty, from the moment you discovered the San 
 Francisco, until you rescued from a watery 
 grave, more than 200 distracted beings. I 
 might touchingly allude to your tears from 
 day to day, as witnessed by your sailors, be- 
 cause you could not sooner relieve the unfor- 
 tunate. I might speak of the fearful respon- 
 sibility you assumed in violating the insur- 
 ance of your ship and valuable cargo, by de- 
 viating from your specific course ; of your 
 fearful perils amid the howling tempest ; 
 of the four inch stream of water pour- 
 ing in upon yon, which caused both 
 pumps to be constantly wrought before 
 you discovered the wreck ; of the disadvan- 
 tages of four hundred tons of iron, and large 
 quantities of merchandise, in a ship of only 
 seven hundred tons burthen ; of the loss of 
 every sail before you saw the wreck, save 
 your foresail and mainsail. I might dwell on 
 these historical truths, and on your affection- 
 ate regard for the rescued, but I forbear. All 
 this, and even. more, is on every tongue, and 
 uttered around every fireside, and cannot be 
 glorified by me. The contemplation of the 
 good you have effected will ever be a delight- 
 ful solace to you, and your humanity will be 
 a precious inheritance to your consanguinity. 
 The wives and children of those whose lives 
 you have preserved will ever love you, and 
 transmit your name to their farthest posteri- 
 ty. The mariners of every ocean will strive j 
 to imitate your meritorious example. The 
 noble youth of our country will read of your 
 heroic deeds, and resolve to emulate 
 your manly virtues. Little children already 
 lisp your name in terms of praise. Tears of 
 gratitude are freely shed for you by either 
 sex, and fervent prayers go up to Heaven 
 from the habitations of all this land, that your 
 valuable life may be long preserved, and that 
 health, happiness, and prosperity may ever be 
 your lot. And your name will be revered by 
 coining generations, when every being who 
 beholds the sun of this day, shall be a tenant 
 of the tomb ! 
 
 Advent Record— One dollar a line. 
 
 George W. Matsell was born in Brandon, 
 England, and weighed 15 pounds at birth, and 
 won the first premium at the Brandon Baby 
 Show. Robert Dale Owen visited Brandon on 
 the day after his birth, and gave him some 
 sugar plums and a silver porringer. 
 
 Richard B. Connolly was born in Bandon, 
 Ireland, (R., for Rogue, being the only differ- 
 ence between Matsell and Connolly's birth- 
 place), 20 miles west of Cork, and will leave 
 with his parents for Independence Hall, Phi- 
 ladelphia, where he will be naturalized. 
 Richard is a handsome and promising child, 
 and opened his expressive eyes and sweetly 
 
 smiled, and said Mum and Pap when two days 
 old, when his astounded Mum dropped him 
 into the lap of Bridget, and screamed and 
 swooned and fell and rose with dishevelled 
 hair and projected tongue and frothy mouth 
 and distended nostrils and run into the neigh- 
 bors, with Pap after her with gigantic strides. 
 Three days alter birth, little Dick said 
 
 Slippery- 
 Dicery, 
 Hickory- 
 Trickery, 
 
 when his confounded Mum scampered to the 
 Fortune Teller, and Pap to the Physician for 
 worm seed, and to the Nurse of the Infant Lu- 
 natic Asylum, for a strait-jacket for the little 
 scamp, when the medicine and jacket sooth- 
 ed him into a gentle slumber, with Mum and 
 Pap slowly expiring on his precocious lips. 
 
 And as he lay, 
 All the lone day, 
 In a cradle, 
 Like a stable, 
 
 in his starts and stitches and solliloquies, he 
 often roared to Pap and Mum the words 
 " County Clerk," " Contractor," " Silent 
 Alms House Governor," " Ex-oflicio Record 
 Commissioner," " Comptroller," and inquired 
 for Simeon Draper, 
 
 Whose clerk he would like to be, 
 In the land beyond the sea, 
 Called the Free America, 
 Where there's " lots" of trickery." 
 
 Dickey may be a model Comptroller, unless 
 he prematurely dies with proboscis paralysis. 
 
 Richard Busteed was born near Tipperary, 
 Ireland. His eyes reflected a thrilling flip- 
 pancy on the fourth day. Will soon leave 
 Tipperary with his Daddy and Mummy for 
 New York. Will probably excel in the so- 
 phistry and metaphysics of law. Has prodig- 
 ious conscientious developments, projecting 
 like cliffs and promontories all over his skull. 
 Will always desire to pay his debts before 
 they are due. As he matures, he will be sus- 
 ceptible and impulsive to the 90th degree, and 
 have marvellous compunction. Will never be 
 rude nor impolite, nor snatch candy from 
 other boys, although his bump of snatchitive- 
 ness may grow in wild Irish luxuriance, or 
 through Catalinian pomatum, which may 
 cause him to snatch pap from his Mummy's 
 breast, (while she is serenely snoozing, to re- 
 cruit from his unreasonable demand for pap,) 
 which may nourish and increase his hillock of 
 diminutive snatchitiveness, and cause him to 
 snatch like Bobby Morris, and thunder and 
 lightning, when he grows to the size of a tai- 
 lor, in America, where he will be naturalized 
 through his father's residence (?) And, altoge- 
 ther, little Dickey Busteed is a cute infant, 
 and will soon be a rouser of a brat, and may 
 rise from a petty-foggy lawyer, to a keen and 
 pious Corporation Counsel, and might make a 
 very shrewd Record Commissioner, but will 
 always be poor, from his too moderate and 
 compunctive legal fees. 
 
 Increase Record— One dollar a 
 
 line. 
 
 None. 
 
 Decrease Record— One dollar a 
 
 Paupers Gratis. 
 
 line. 
 
 None. 
 
 Marine Intelligence. 
 
 
 The Clipper Stephen H. Branch arrived 
 this morning in a tempest, with a cargo of 
 Alligators, consigned to 
 
 Ross&Tousey, 121 Nassau street. 
 
 Dexter & Brother, 14 Ann street. 
 
 Hamilton & Johnson, 22 Ann street. 
 
 Samuel Yates, 22 Beekman street. 
 
 Madden & Company, 21 Ann street. 
 
 Cauldwell & Long, 23 Ann street. 
 
 Boyle & Whalen, 32 Ann street and 
 
 Bell & Hendrickson, 25 Ann street. 
 
AJUJU 
 
 moR. 
 
 Volume I— No. 3.] 
 
 SATURDAY, MAY 8, 1858. 
 
 [Price 2 Cents. 
 
 Truth Whips Fiction. 
 
 Love and Sin. — Fatality of the Metropolis. — 
 Domestic Vices. — Virgins Betcare. — Parsons 
 Profess too much, and Practice too little. — 
 " We must be Cruel to be Kind." — A Terri- 
 ble Example. — Let Sacred Teachers Warn 
 their precarious Daughter* to Avoid the 
 Snares of Music and Fiction. 
 
 In the shades of twilight, amid the perfume 
 of the sunny zones, sat a pale and attenuated 
 6tudent from the northern climes, musing of 
 his native vales and hills, and the sweet idol 
 of his heart, whose latest thoughts he had just 
 perused. He had consumed too much mid- 
 night oil at college, and his health was gone, 
 and he sought the towering bluffs of Natchez 
 for restoration, where he was a sophomoric 
 pastor. The figs, and flowers, and balmy 
 breezes restored his health, and he returned 
 to his native latitudes, and married one of 
 Eve's most fascinating posterity. He preach- 
 ed 
 
 In dale and vill. 
 And shore and bill, 
 
 and came to the metropolis, and cast a gaunt- 
 let to Dr. Wainwright on bishops and crino- 
 line, which made owls screech, and worms 
 squirm, and frogs sing, and alligators grimly 
 grin, and snakes and toads hiss and belch se- 
 pulchrals. Wainwright boldly seized the 
 gauntlet shaft, and the sacred pugilists closed 
 like panthers, and the people hissed, and 
 laughed, and applauded, as the battle raged, 
 and Bennett filled the air with his most comic 
 darts, which made the Herald sell like Slieve- 
 gammon news. We had worms and boils, and 
 salt rheum, and ate Graham-bread and mush, 
 and slept with Horace Greeley in Barclay 
 Btreet, till our bones did rattle, and we could 
 not laugh beyond a whisper, and 
 
 Our shanks were 80 thin, 
 That negroes did grin, 
 And, as we passed by, 
 Dogs and caca did cry. 
 
 "Long time in even scale the battle hung," 
 until Potts and Wainwright retired from the 
 field as conquerors, in the estimation of them- 
 selves and enthusiastic friends. The sun and 
 moon and romantic stars performed their 
 wonted evolutions, and Potts and Wainwright 
 had their salaries increased, and rose to Bish- 
 oprics and the giddy alpines of the godly ave- 
 nues, and we went to the setting sun, and al- 
 most beyond the world. On our return from 
 the bleak, and shady, and snowy slopes of the 
 Rocky Mountains, in 1849, we dwelt with 
 Mrs. Mitchell, at the corner of Houston and 
 McDougal streets, whose family consisted of 
 
 her daughter, two nieces, a sister, and Otto 
 Dressel, a teacher of piano music, whose style 
 was soft, pensive, sacred, and bewitching. We 
 had boarded with Mrs. Mitchell, in Broadway, 
 eight years previous, and in 1841, while going 
 np the dark alley that led to Jackson's pawn- 
 broker's shop in Reade street, we met Mrs. 
 Mitchell coming down the lane, who sneezed 
 while wo coughed, when we both passed on 
 with crimson cheeks and sly glances of each 
 other. Otto Dressel's sleeping apartment at 
 Mrs. Mitchell's in Houston street, in 1849, was 
 next to ours ; and many a summer eve, while 
 reclining on our couch, has Otto borne us into 
 the unconscious realms of Morpheus, with his 
 soothing and entrancing music. The pale 
 and rosy and dark-eyed offspring of the 
 mother and departed sister, were ever at 
 his door, and perhaps too often within, or 
 on the music side of his portal. We often 
 heard the thrilling echo of kisses, and the 
 sudden tap of his piano, to drown the reverbe- 
 ration emblems of a lover or libertine. And 
 we often warned the mother and sister of the 
 fatal intimacy between the music serpent, and 
 the pretty virgins of their blood. But they 
 smiled, and said: "O, fy ;" and we let the 
 music-teacher have his way, and he kissed 
 and hugged the lovely maidens to his heart's 
 content. The eldest girl was Julia Mitchell, 
 who drew near one evening while we were 
 seated on the sofa, (with no light save the 
 milky rays of an autumnal moon,) when she 
 said: "Stephen, can you keep a secret?" 
 " Yes." " Then listen : Otto Dressel, you 
 perceive, is morose and reserved, and digni- 
 fied at our table, but he is a thorough scamp, 
 and so loquacious when alone in the presence 
 of pretty girls, that his tongue rattles like a 
 rattlesnake; and his music, in the society of 
 spotless virgins, is so alluring, as to enrap- 
 ture, and bewitch, and deprive them of self- 
 control and consciousness. Almost every 
 evening, the beautiful, and musical, and intel- 
 lectual daughter of the Rev. Doctor George 
 Potts archly and slyly drops gilded notes on 
 our steps, when Otto, who is watching her 
 arrival from his bedroom window, runs down 
 stairs with the velocity of a deer, and clutches 
 the pale and lovely missives, and bounds np 
 stairs like a bloodhound. Otto is her music- 
 teacher, and he tells me that he reads with 
 her, at her father's and elsewhere, all the la- 
 test English, French and German works of fic- 
 tion, which fill her impulsive genius with the 
 profoundest romance and fatality. It is about 
 the period of her appearance, and [ desire you 
 to take a position at the window, and behold 
 how prettily, and gracefully, and archly, she 
 
 leaves her mysterious note for her adored 
 Otto." We sat near the window, screened by 
 the lattice and gauzy curtains, and presently 
 we behold her in the distance ; and, after gaz- 
 ing at Otto's window, she discovers him on 
 the watch, and rapidly crosses the street, and, 
 after leering cautiously around, she softly 
 places the letter on the steps, and hastily de- 
 parts, when down comes Otto, like a vulture 
 for its prey, or like Putnam down the rocky 
 precipice, or like the Falls of the eternal Ni- 
 agara, and seizes the pretty note, and flies 
 like an eagle to his celestial cloister. Julia 
 gently smiles, and intently gazes at us, and we 
 at her, in the profoundest silence, when we 
 arise, and pace across the moonlight rays that 
 gild the rainbow carpet, in disconcerted medi- 
 tation. Julia becomes alarmed, and exclaims: 
 " Stephen, you seem agitated and bewildered, 
 and 1 fear you will disclose in Bennett's Herald 
 what you have seen to-night." We assured 
 her that we would not, and then she besought 
 us, in plaintive tones, never to divulge our 
 painful observations to the Reverend Doctor 
 Potts, and \tts assented, and soon retired, but 
 could not repose, and arose and paced the 
 room, and in fancy rambled through our early 
 days, and parted the lattice, and gazed upon 
 the autumnal firmament, and counted its biil- 
 liant constellations. We saw the meteors fall, 
 and heard the watchman's solemn cry, and 
 closed the lattice and retired, (with the im- 
 prudent Parson's daughter, like an affrighted 
 ghost, flitting before our midnight vision,) and 
 there was no repose for us. We tossed hither 
 and thither, like a vessel in a storm, and 
 heard the doleful clock measure the passing 
 hours, and heard the shrill music of the King 
 of hens, and gladly hailed the first pale ray of 
 the morning twilight that lit upon our nose, 
 and we arise, and enter the exhilerating atmo- 
 sphere, and stroll with the earliest rays of 
 Aurora, as she gilds the hills and sacred skies. 
 We pace the streets in excited contemplation, 
 and waggons, and rustics, and butchers, and 
 debauchees, and homeless wanderers pass us 
 in rapid succession, for whose hard and mys- 
 terious destiny, our poor heart beats high in 
 tearful sympathy. We pass on, and intoxi- 
 cated girls, of incomparable beauty, reeled by 
 our side, who had just emerged from dens of 
 infamy, where they had been decoyed, and 
 their virginity forever blighted by incarnate 
 demons. We rove through the commodious 
 Park, bearing the enchanting name of Wash- 
 ington, and recline beneath its mellifluous 
 foliage, and soliloquize in the mental disquie- 
 tude of Aristotle, when he apostrophised on 
 his expiring pillow, with his arms across his 
 
a 
 
 STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALMGATOR. 
 
 breast, and liis deluged vision turned to Hea- 
 ven : "0 God ! I entered the world in sin, — 
 have lived in anxiety, and I depart in per- 
 turbation. Cause of causes, pity me, poor 
 Aristotle." We ruminate with our bewildered 
 eyes riveted on vacancy, and suddenly resolve 
 to divulge all to the Reverend Doctor Potts, 
 and at a bound are in his dazzling habitation, 
 close by his side, whom thus rudely do we ac- 
 cost: "We are a stranger, on a mission of 
 love and duty. What we disclose will appal, 
 and you may lose your sacred temper, and 
 drive us from your presence. Hut, as we came 
 to save your daughter from the embraces of a 
 villain, if you violate our person, we shall 
 yearn for a terrible revenge, and may, in 
 our awful wrath, slay you in your own do- 
 mestic castle." lie paled and trembled, — bis 
 eyes glistened and lips quivered, and his hair 
 actually arose. We told him to be as serene 
 as the morning sky without, as we bad come, 
 like the Saviour, to rescue his beauteous child 
 from ruin, and himself, and wife, and other 
 children from eternal degradation ; and that 
 what we should disclose, -must be concealed 
 in his heart's most secret recesses, until the 
 Ourfew tolled the departure of his final sun, to 
 which he most solemnly assented. And then 
 we divulged all we have here narrated, when 
 he arose, and, with bis hands clasped, lie cried 
 in tones of melting tenderness : "What! my 
 daughter! my darling child, who is the hope 
 and solace of my being, to drop notes for Otto 
 Dressel in Houston street! Impossible, sir — 
 impossible — utterly impossible. Mr. Dressel 
 is a great pianist, and came to this country 
 with letters to me from the leading men of 
 Germany, and I have the highest confidence 
 in his integrity, and I permit him to visit my 
 family, and he often passes his leisure in my 
 house, and teaches music to my daughter, and 
 they often sit for hours at the piano, and play 
 duets and sing together like brother and sis- 
 ter ; and I think they admire, but do not love 
 each other, as she is betrothed to a southern 
 gentleman of great affluence. Otto I love, 
 and so does my wife, and other children, and 
 we treat him like one of us ; but my eldest 
 daughter simply admires, but cannot love him 
 without infidelity to her betrothed. All her 
 purest and most sacred affections are concen- 
 trated on another. But Otto 'will ever be 
 welcome to my house, for I like his delightful 
 music and his modest demeanor, and I cannot 
 and will not believe that he could be guilty 
 of dishonorable stratagem, to rob me of my 
 favorite child. It is impossible, and I will not 
 believe it." We arose, and smiled, and de- 
 parted with the usual courtesy of departure. 
 And soon we received the following, which we 
 punctuate and italicise precisely as we re- 
 oeived it : — 
 
 " To Mr. Branch : Dear Sir — It has just 
 occurred to me, that I owe you a line, to ex- 
 press again my thanks for the manly straight- 
 forward way in which you brought to me the 
 derogatory scandal you had heard. Far bet- 
 ter such a method of dealing, than that of 
 talking ahout people of whom we have heard 
 disparaging statements — and far better than 
 anonymous letter-writing, which shoots ar- 
 rows in the dark. Although the affair yon 
 brought to my ears — plausible as seemed the 
 statements you ree'd — had no farther founda- 
 tion, than the passing of notes about indiffer- 
 ent matters — still I am none the less obliged 
 to you for the manner in which you mado it 
 known to me. My promise of holding you 
 harmless, is the only reason, why I do not call 
 upon the parties named, and take them to task. 
 This, however, I cannot do, without your per- 
 mission — nor perhaps is it of any importance 
 I should. I may, however, suggest to your- 
 self a good office toward the young person, 
 With whom this story, (which owes its plausi- 
 bility to a little fact, and a good deal of sus- 
 
 picious fancy,) originated: namely to warn 
 her of the danger of letting her imagination 
 and her tongue run away with her. Respect- 
 fully yours, 
 
 Geoegb Potts. 
 Nov. 0, 1849. 
 
 P. S. — If it should lie at all in your power, 
 you would oblige me if you could verify the 
 lory of the dropping of notes, and who the 
 person (if such an one there be) is. 
 
 here is oub beply. 
 
 New Yoke Citv, Nov. 12, 1810. 
 To the Rev. Dr. PotU : Dear Sir— Your 
 approval of my course is truly grateful to my 
 feelings. On my return to my abode on the 
 day I saw you, my interrogations elicited the 
 following, which I forward as an answer to 
 your request in yoH* postscript, although I 
 supposed I had sufficiently verified all I dis- 
 closed. MisS Mitchell says that she knows 
 your daughter, when she sees her, and her 
 mother and two nieces also know her by 
 sight; that the Saturday previous, (three days 
 prior to my visit to you,) she saw your daugh- 
 ter ascend the steps, ring the bell, request the 
 servant (who is in collusion with Dressel and 
 your daughter), to hand a note to Mr. Dressel, 
 and depart as far as the corner of Sullivan 
 and Houston streets, where she tarried until 
 Mr. Dressel (leaving immediately on the re- 
 ceipt of the note in his room) overtook her, 
 when they walked away together, arm in 
 arm, and that similar scenes occurred while 
 Mr. Dressel boarded with them in Bond street, 
 last Winter, where the correspondence began, 
 which has also been conducted through the 
 Dispatch Post ever since, Mr. Dressel some- 
 times receiving as many as three letters per 
 week ; that a colored boy has sometimes 
 broughtthe letters ; that these letters (at least 
 those Miss Mitchell perused, at Mr. Dressel's 
 request,) comprised sis closely written pages, 
 with the name of your daughter annexed, be- 
 ginning with : "My dear, dear Otto :" and with 
 "My dearest and very best friend," &c. ; that 
 these letters bear the impress, on the seal, of 
 "Happiness," "Pain," "Eye," &c; that Mr. 
 Dressel has your daughter's daguerreotype, 
 which has been open on the piano, in the par- 
 lor of Mrs. Mitchell, or on the piano or bed in 
 Mr. Dressel's apartment. Now, my dear Sir, 
 if all this be fallacious, Miss Mitchell deserves 
 a severe retribution. Time will show as to 
 its truth. I am equally tho friend of Mr. 
 Dressel, and of the family of Mrs. Mitchell, 
 and of your own family, all of whom are 
 strangers to me in the light of consanguinity, 
 and nearly by association, save as the boarder 
 of Mrs. Mitchell now and hitherto. But if I 
 can save your daughter from the dreadful 
 calamity of elopement, and her parents from 
 the deep mortification and anguish that would 
 arise therefrom, I assure you that I will do so, 
 come what may. The pride and glory of your 
 family, and of a large circle of acquaintance 
 and friends, shall not be suddenly and surrep- 
 tiously sacrificed forever, if I can avert it. 
 So, my dear Sir, you can command my ser- 
 vices as you please, in a rational way, in all 
 this business. I repeat what I said at our in- 
 terview, (in reply to your assertion of implicit 
 confidence in your daughter,) that you must 
 not lose sight of tho frailties of our nature, 
 with its unreliable and treacherous impul- 
 sions, nor of the power of genius, nor the ex- 
 traordinary fascinations of music (in tho hands 
 of a great master,) over the delicate, unso- 
 phisticated, and enthusiastic mind of a female, 
 with kindred musical genius; and that even 
 opposing natures oftenform alliances of friend- 
 ship and matrimony. 
 
 From your friend, 
 
 Stephen H. Branoti. 
 
 To Rev. Dr. Georgo Potts. 
 
 N. B. — I trust you will excuse the haste 
 with which this letter was written, owing to 
 the arrival of friends from California, on yes- 
 terday. S. H. B. 
 
 Time rolls! Mr. Perkins, a young lawyer, 
 (formerly of Natchez, but who had removed 
 to New Orleans,) comes North, and marries 
 the daughter of the Rev. Dr. Potts, and they 
 sail for Paris, where he discovers in her trunk 
 the very letters that Dressel wrote her while 
 at Mrs Mitchell's, in response to her " drop 
 notes," and also letters from Dressel that she 
 had just received in Paris, which were en- 
 closed in her mother's letters from New York. 
 Terrible scenes transpire, resembling those 
 between Othello and Pesdeinona, and she 
 flies from him in terror, and conceals herself 
 in Paris, and writes to her father, who goes 
 t<> Paris and accompanies her to America, 
 when he immediately sends for us, and weeps 
 in our presence, and deeply regrets that he 
 had not adopted our advice, and driven Dressel 
 into the street, who, with the imprudence of 
 bis own wife, in inclosing Dressel's letters to 
 bis daughter in Paris, had plunged his family 
 into irremediable ruin. Perkins returns and 
 goes to the Irving House, at the corner of 
 Chambers street and Broadway, where we 
 bad frequent interviews, when he cries like a 
 little child; and denounces Mr. and Mrs. Potts, 
 but defends the chastity of his wife, and re- 
 grets his passion and his furious anathema of 
 her in Paris. The matter is thrown into the 
 Courts, and Perkins employs Daniel Lord, 
 William Kent, and Benjamin F. Butler, and 
 Potts engages Wm. Curtis Noyes, Ogden Hoff- 
 man, and Staples, and both Perkins and 
 
 Potts strive to induce us to testify in their 
 favor, and because we peremptorily refused, 
 and assured them we should disclose the truth 
 on the stand, they dared not call the case for 
 trial, lest our testimony would overwhelm 
 both parties, and consign them to eternal 
 odium and misery. Perkins obtained a di- 
 vorce, and was elected to Congress, and mar- 
 ried a Southern lady. Miss Potts remains 
 single, and is a noble ornament of society. 
 One of Mrs. Mitchell's nieces was seduced by 
 a monster, and had a child, and she soon 
 became a prostitute, and her mother a 
 lunatic. Julia Mitchell married a Southron, 
 who professed great wealth, but proved to be 
 a pauper, and a villain of the deepest calibre. 
 Julia obtained a divorce, and married a Mr. 
 Moffat, who was also supposed to be im- 
 mensely affluent. Mrs. Mitchell died, and her 
 other niece resides with Mrs. Julia Moffat. 
 And thus ends the first Chapter of this mourn- 
 ful narrative. 
 
 O whence have we come ? 
 And where shall we go? 
 And why are we here 
 To combat woe? 
 come fair spirit 
 Through the air, 
 And tell us more 
 Of this affair. 
 
 NEW YOBK, SATURDAY, MAY 8, 1858; 
 
 Ice Cream. 
 
 The toiling million starved by the heartless 
 Politicians, and the Fifth Avenue Robbers 
 of the Public Treasure, irho are the sovree of 
 Oppressive Taxation, and Exorbitant Rents, 
 and Fuel, ami Food, and Raiment, and 
 Prostitution, and Suicide, and of Theft, 
 Rape, Arson, and Assassination. 
 Reclining on the velvet banks of the Hud- 
 son, were Mayor Kingsland and little Georgy, 
 with steamers, and mariners, and forests, and 
 tho full round moon, and radient stars re- 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 fleeted in the placid waters. With segars, 
 and wine, and luscious cream before tliem, 
 Georgy said : " Kingsland : I came from Bran- 
 don in the ship Perseus, in 1817, and was a 
 valiant youth. Patrick Dickey was a passen- 
 ger, with 400 others. We exchanged vessels 
 at Halifax, and tarried several months at 
 Perth Amboy, and resided in Banker street, 
 (the Fifth Avenue of those days,) and at Nib- 
 lo's Garden, where my father was a fashion- 
 able Broadway dandy tailor, on whose big 
 sign was ' George Matsell, Tailor, from Lon- 
 don.' Our residence was the first brown- 
 stone mansion erected on Broadway. My 
 father was of the Paine, Wright, and Owen 
 creed, which I early imbibed. My brother 
 Augustus was the Secretary of Fanny Wright, 
 and I was her enthusiastic disciple, and sold 
 her books, and pretty pictures, which were 
 not obscene, and for which I was not indicted ; 
 nor were my associates imprisoned thirty days 
 in the Tombs, whom I induced to visit Amer- 
 ica. Through Fanny Wright and George H. 
 Purser, (who was the favorite of Fanny,) 
 and Robert Dale Owen, I became a Custom 
 House officer, under Martin Van Buivn, and 
 a Police Justice under Mayor Varian, and 
 Chief of Police under Mayor Havemeyer, with 
 whom and all his successors I had great in- 
 fluence. I pulled the nose of every Mayor 
 save Havemeyer, whom I found extremely 
 mulish ; and yet I made him fear me when 1 
 chose. Although my salary was small, yet I 
 realized a stupendous fortune like yourself, 
 since you began your political career in the 
 First Ward, as a shoulder-hitter, and a 
 candidate for Assistant Alderman, and suc- 
 cessful municipal oil contractor. We under- 
 stand these political ropes and wires, Kings- 
 land, and it is unnecessary to linger on them. 
 You are on the Fifth Avenue, in a Persian 
 Palace, while I adhere to Stanton street, in a 
 humble dwelling, lest I be suspected by my 
 enemies of acquiring vast treasures through 
 my office of Chief. I think you commit a 
 fatal error in your display of magnificence, 
 hut I'll not murmur, as all are responsible for 
 their own sins and imprudence. You may 
 have a boisterous career, and a gust may 
 arise, like that of Astor Place, when you may 
 require my services. My coolness and intre- 
 pidity on that occasion, saved the city from 
 universal massacre and conflagration. I judi- 
 ciously remained in the Opera House, and 
 commanded Woodhull, Talmadge, Westcrvelt 
 and Sandford, to fire at the mob in the street, 
 or all would have been lost, and the city in- 
 stantly demolished, and its inhabitants butch- 
 ered and burued to bleeding fragments and 
 Kansas cinders. I was in the stage-box 
 throughout the frightful spectacle, lest from 
 my immense fat, 1 might be as palpable a 
 target for the foe, as Daniel Lambert, my re- 
 motest ancestor on my Daddy's side. Lam- 
 bert is from Lamb, a word of Brandon origin, 
 and hence the mildness of my disposition, 
 although I am terrible in bloody conflicts, 
 where the fate of a city is involved. And the 
 eye of Providence was in my appointment 
 by Havemeyer, and my skillful and cour- 
 ageous direction of the entire Astor Place 
 riots. The Mayor, Recorder, Sheriff, and the 
 General, were pale and timid, and faltered, 
 and it required the lungs of Knox, (who could 
 bellow into the ears of Washington across the 
 icy and tumultuous atmosphere of the Dela- 
 ware,) and the nervous fat of an immediate 
 descendant of Lambert, and the herculean 
 vigor of Sampson, and the impetuosity of Put- 
 nam, to brave the demons of Astor Place, 
 who strove to exterminate my countryman, 
 the gallant, and graceful, and intellectual 
 Macready, who was right in the introduction 
 of a dance in Hamlet, as Hamlet's grand- 
 father was a dancing master to the King 
 of Denmark, and hence Ned Forrest had no 
 
 right to hiss Macready for his testimonial of 
 respect to Hamlet's grand-father. Shake- 
 speare, himself, was long a correspondent of 
 Hamlet's grand-father, and introduced the 
 dance in Hamlet from his respect to his old 
 friend, which Johnson ejected during the 
 very year that Shakespeare died, because he 
 had a quarrel with Hamlet's grand-father in a 
 ball-room, in Denmark, when Johnson not 
 only got licked, but had his nose broken in 
 five places, besides the horrible and irreme- 
 diable fracture of its tip end. This is 
 the gist of the whole Astor Place quarrel, 
 and MacCready was familiar with all these 
 historical truths, and hence his introduction of 
 the dance in Hamlet. I saved the city and 
 MacCready, and by adroit tactics I saved my- 
 self, by adhering to the stage box, (with a pis- 
 tol in either hand,) until the massacre was 
 over in the street, and the exasperated popu- 
 lace had dispersed, when I rushed into the 
 open air, and knocked down a blihd-crippled- 
 music-grinder, and brandished my sword and 
 pistols ferociously, and frightened a little boy 
 almost to death, who was inquiring for his 
 mother. It was hard for me to order the 
 .Mayor, Recorder, Sheriff, and General, to fire 
 upon the Americans; but my duty to a fel- 
 low-countryman in peril, and to myself, and 
 to the people, whose alien Chief I was, — and, 
 above all, to a God, in whom I ardently be- 
 lieve, and love, and fear, and into whose eter- 
 nal embrace I expect to go, demanded me to 
 indirectly give the thrilling and fatal word of 
 fire, which hurled a score of beings into the 
 dreary entrails of the globe, and into the sud- 
 den and awful presence of our common Dei- 
 ty. And now, Kingsland, my dear boy, in 
 view of my tried courage, and my prodigious 
 influence with the file of Mayors who have 
 preceded you, and of my aid to you in pri- 
 mary elections, and of m} T powerful recent se- 
 cret support of you in your nomination and 
 election — and — and — you know, Kingsland, 
 all the rest. I say that, in view of all this, I 
 desire you to let me remain as Chief of Po- 
 lice, for which I will cling to you as I did to 
 Fanny Wright, and Robert Dale Owen, and 
 George H. Purser, and to the City of New 
 York in its hour of peril. Do this, my dear 
 Kingsland, and I will lobbj T through the Com- 
 mon Council the Gauze voort jobs, and all the 
 oil contracts you desire, and let you go where 
 you please unmolested ; and you can join 
 Messrs. Paine & Phalon in musical, or lot- 
 tery and policy operations, and buy as many 
 millions of dollars' worth of land in Williams- 
 burgh and Greenpoint, and own as many licen- 
 tious houses in Church, and Leonard, and 
 other streets, as you desire, and I will not cull 
 a solitary hair from your beautiful and con- 
 scientious skull. What is your response ?" 
 
 Kingsland, — "Have I not declared that you 
 were my first choice for Chief of Police?" 
 
 Maxell. — " Yes. But that was only a ver- 
 bal declaration. I desire the bird in my own 
 cage. I want the fascinating documents un- 
 der your signature." 
 
 Kingsland. — "Waiter: Bring me pen, ink 
 and paper. [Writes.] There, Matsell, there it 
 is, but do not use it until I see my political 
 friends, and conciliate them with the assur- 
 ance that your appointment w r as absolutely 
 essential to the preservation of the Metropolis 
 from riots, and sword, and fire, and ashes. It 
 I fail to allay their exasperation, I shall send 
 them to you, and if you fail to pacify them 
 with promises of appointment, and those 
 sweet accents that flow like Stuart's syrup 
 from your ruddy lips, and your oriental bows, 
 and meek scrapes, and cringing smiles, — why, 
 then, you must put your bloodhounds on their 
 track on howling tempest nights, (when only 
 owls dare prowl through the fearful dark- 
 ness of ether,) who will pursue them to the 
 dens of infamy and revelry, and blasphemy, 
 
 and obscenity, and dicery, when you will have 
 them in your awful clutches, as you have me. 
 O, God! Matsell, I hardly know what I say. 
 Wine works wonders, and now let us fill our 
 glasses to the brim, and have another dulcet 
 cream, and depart for the Metropolis, — and at 
 our nocturnal farewell, let us kneel and swear 
 beneath the universal concave, that we will 
 cling to each other like Damon and Pythias, 
 or Burr and Arnold, until our wormy con- 
 querors begin their happy feast, and grin and 
 dance over our silent and icy forms in the 
 dreary and awful sepulchre. But remember 
 my oil and other contracts, Matsell. Be pi- 
 ously true to them. When we next meet, I'll 
 tell you how to effect their continuation with 
 the Aldermen, if you don't know already, from 
 your limited experience. 
 
 Chorus. 
 
 0, oil is the thing 
 That the stuff will bring, 
 Which will buy sweet cream 
 To eat on life's stream. 
 
 [More ice-cream next Saturday, of a superior quality.] 
 
 Supervisor Blunt. 
 
 Two more public documents, written by 
 
 Stephen II. Branch for Orison Blunt, who 
 
 was Alderman of the Third Ward in 1854, 
 
 and Alderman of the Fifteenth Ward in 1857, 
 
 and is now Supervisor from the Fifteenth 
 
 Ward. 
 
 [From the N. Y. Herald, April 22, 1851.] 
 
 Paul Julien's Second Concert. 
 
 The youthful artist has created a perfect 
 furore in musical circles — amateurs, profes- 
 sionals, dilettanti and every body else; Ids 
 talent is wonderful, and his improvement still 
 more remarkable. He lias, withal, the modesty 
 which is the companion of true merit. His 
 second concert was given at Niblo's Saloon, 
 on Thursday evening, and it was attended by 
 as full and fashionable an audience as that 
 which welcomed him on Tuesday evening. 
 Mavseder's grand variations were given for 
 the second time, upon a single string; the 
 second attempt was even more successful than 
 the first, and the young artist gave the high- 
 est proof of genius in overcoming difficulties 
 previously regarded as insurmountable. Ano- 
 ther gem of the soiree was a duet for violin 
 and piano-forte, by Julien and Richard Hoff- 
 man. It was capitally given and was encored. 
 The vocal part of the concert was given by 
 Mine. Commettant and M'lle. Henrietta Beh- 
 rend. The enthusiasm of the audience at the 
 matchless execution of Jnlien was unbounded. 
 
 But an episode occurred yesterday which 
 was more telling in its effects than the ap- 
 plause of the audience on Thursday evening. 
 It was a grand " variation" in the form of 
 five one thousand dollar bank notes, a gift to 
 the young musical genius. The following ex- 
 traordinary letters describe the affair: 
 
 New York, April 21, 1854. 
 
 Waster Paid Julien: I have heard your 
 delightful music in the Concert room, and 
 you have had the kindness to play for myself 
 and friends at my residence. In earlier life I 
 strove to learn the violin, but I abandoned it 
 as too difficult for me. Its intricacies are un- 
 conquerable to all save those who are inspired. 
 I have heard of the extraordinary persever- 
 unee and severe pecuniary trials through 
 which your father has passed, to impart to 
 you, his only child, a musical education. And 
 I deem the efforts of both father and son 
 highly commendable, and truly worthy of en- 
 couragement. I therefore present you with 
 five thousand dollars, which I trust will bo 
 consecrated to your intellectual, musical, and 
 moral culture. — Sincerely, 
 
 Orison Blunt. 
 
 [Tarn over /or Pavl'n response.] \SS~ 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S AIXIGATOR 
 
 New York, April 21, 1854. 
 
 My Dear Sir : — More words, though bright- 
 ly glowing with affection, could not express 
 ray grateful emotions for your unexampled 
 munificence. Nor could the most stirring 
 strains I ever expect to conceive, reflect the 
 chords you have touched in my heart. I can 
 only assure you, that I will be very studious, 
 and fondly cherish you next to my father and 
 mother. I may soon return to France, and it 
 you should ever visit me, I am sure that my 
 friends would cordially receive you, for your 
 substantial kindness to me during my sojourn 
 in a far distant land. Affectionately, 
 
 Paul Julien. 
 Alderman Oreson Bluut, 
 
 Warren street, New York. 
 
 We led Alderman Blunt into this, and we 
 trust the public will not censure him-, but lash 
 us most unmercifully for such a vile imposture. 
 Blunt never gave a cent to Paul Julien, — and 
 when we asked him some time afterwards, to 
 aid Paul, he declined ; but Alderman Thomas 
 Ohristy gave Paul $80, to relieve himself and 
 rather and mother. When we had our last 
 sad interview with Madame Sontag, just prior 
 to her fatal departure for Mexico, by way of 
 the Lakes, (in a conversation of three hours 
 at her room in the Mansion House in Albany) 
 she assured us there never was such a talent- 
 ed youth as Paul Julien, and that she had 
 adopted him, and warmly besought us never 
 to desert him, not only as his private teach- 
 er, but as his pecuniary friend, and we most 
 solemnly promised we would not. After Son- 
 tag died in Mexico, Paul became very poor, 
 and as we were also indigent, we hatched this 
 stratagem to deceive the public, and create 
 excitement, and fill a conce.it room for Paul, 
 and we asked Blunt to sign this sham letter, 
 which he did. We have ever been disgusted 
 with this wicked imposition, and have suffer- 
 ed the compunction of a penitent thief, and 
 we now dash the odium from our conscience, 
 as a midnight spider prowling round onr nose. 
 And as it is the only Barnum and Oilman oper- 
 ation in which we ever were enlisted, we trust 
 and believe that the public will forgive us. 
 
 James Gordon Bennett knew nothing of 
 our imposition, nor did Frederick Hudson, his 
 Private Secretary, until the present week, 
 when we disclosed the whole infamous pro- 
 ceeding to Mr. Hudson. 
 
 Fun, and Sun, and Shade. 
 
 Frances Fauvel Gouraud, the mnemonic lec- 
 turer of 1843, gave gold pencils and othor gilded 
 trinkets to males, and reticules to females. John 
 Innrnau was oditor of the Commercial Advertiser, 
 to whom he gave a massive gold pencil, and dosired 
 to give a reticule to his fair lady, who was sister of 
 the once famous Clara Fisher, and now Mrs. Maeder. 
 The day was warm, and the cholera diarrhoea was 
 prevalent, and he loudly rings the bell, and dashes 
 into the house with all the enthusiasm of a French- 
 man, and screams : "Mrs. Innman: Have you got 
 one necessaire ?" She is dumb for seconds, and her 
 lily cheeks are balls of fire, and indignant phreuzy 
 glares in her eyes, when she proclaims : " I will 
 call the servant," and furiously retires. The ser- 
 vant darts in and balls out : " Come hither sir," and 
 on he tramps, behind the servant, into the base- 
 ment and the yard, where he is politely escorted 
 into the necessaire, when he savagely ejaculates : 
 " The (liable ! Tou von tarn skamp I Why for 
 you take me in dis vile place ? By gar I by dam 1 
 What is dat I smell ? What you for eat so much 
 unions in dis country ? You one tam rascal 1 What 
 for you bring me in dis nasty place" ? 
 
 Servant — " Mrs. Innman directed mo to show 
 you the necessaire." 
 
 Gouraud — Necessaire! Vat 1 — You call dis 
 necessaire t By gar I You tell one tam lie. A 
 necessaire is full of holes." 
 
 Servant — " And is not this necessaire full of 
 holes?" 
 
 Gouraud — "Yes — dat we admit for de argu- 
 
 ment — but they are such tam pig holes, dat de 
 ladies' perfume would all run out into de street. 
 Why does for you laugh right in my face? Me 
 will break youi' tam head if you laugh at me. A 
 necessaire has very small holes iu my superb 
 French beautiful and sublime and very glorious 
 pountry. Me did not mean to ask Mrs. Imuran 
 for dis kind of necessaire. Me mean one little 
 box, or bag, or rc-ticklo-'em, to put her sweet per- 
 fume handkerchief, and other pretty little things 
 in. Whewl 0, by gar I Me shall sneeze ? How 
 me nose do tickle 1 Git me out of dis one tam yard. 
 Mo be sick already. By dam — mo are ruined. 
 Ah ehe — Horatio I Dare — does you not see dat ? 
 Did not me say me should sneeze ? By dam 1 
 How you does smell in dis nasty country. Where 
 is Mrs. Innman ? Me must explain to her that 
 me mean de other necessaire, and not dis necess- 
 aire." 
 
 Servant — " You perhaps had bettor see Mr. Inn- 
 man, as it would not be proper to explain such 
 a thing to Mrs. Innman." 
 
 Gouraud — (Seiziug the servant by the throat) — 
 You are one tam villain, and me tell you me 
 must seo Mrs. Innman, for to ask her pardon, or 
 Mr. Innman will give me no more pufls of 
 my astonishing System of Mnemotechny. Me 
 must see Mrs. Innman. Dare — dare is one gold 
 pencil, (it was copper plated) and now let me see 
 Mrs. Innman." 
 
 Servant — "Well, I will ask her if it be agreeable 
 to see you." 
 
 Gouraud — " Bury well — bury well — and me will 
 wait domb stairs, until you come with Mrs. Inn- 
 man." 
 
 Servant — (returns) " I have explained every- 
 thing to Mrs. Innman, who says that she hopes 
 you will excuse her from an explanatory interview, 
 and regrets that necessaire has been confounded 
 with something less fragrant, and that she is very 
 sorry she had you escorted into the yard." 
 
 Gouraud — Seizes both hands of the servant, and 
 dances, and runs him up and down the parlor like 
 fury, and cuts half a dozen pigeons' wings with 
 his buoyant legs, and sings Marseilles, and darts 
 out of the house, and down the street, as though 
 a creditor was after him ; and in the far perspect- 
 ive, with his elastic step and fancy and frantic ges- 
 ticulation, ovinces a wild delight that resembles 
 the ecstaeies of Elysium. 
 
 Our Beloved Brethren of the Press. 
 
 The Reporters of the Common Council have 
 received 200 dollars each for their laborious ser- 
 vices, which is a happiness to us beyond expres- 
 sion. We know their generous emotions, and 
 their evening toil in a sickly atmosphere, some 
 of whom have the ability and genius to wield 
 the destinies of a city or nation. Although Hor- 
 ace Greeley recently told us that he had never 
 been in the Board of Aldermen, and would 
 hardly know where to find it, yet James Gordon 
 Bennett has told us that he served a terrible ap- 
 prenticeship as a Reporter of the Common Coun- 
 cil, more than a quarter of a century since, and we 
 know that most of tlie metropolitan editors were 
 Municipal Reporters prior to their present exalted 
 and lucrative, and powerful position as public 
 journalists. Even before we baptised the Alligator, 
 we had to endure the tortures of a ten years' pil- 
 grimage around the corners and through the 
 subterranean caverns of the City Hall. But no 
 more of this. We sincerely congratulate our 
 Reportorial friends, on the reception of a trifling 
 remuneration for their severe and honorable 
 toil. 
 
 Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1867, by 
 
 8TEPHEN H. BRANCH, 
 
 In the Cleric's Office of the District Court of the United 
 
 States for the Southern District of New York. 
 
 Life of Stephen H Branch. 
 
 My brother Albert came to Now York without 
 the knowledge of father, and I got him a situation 
 at the Harpers. I shall never forget how hard 1 
 besought John Harper to employ Albert, who did 
 not want a boy, but kindly employed him to please 
 mo. Albert had the salt rheum, and also had very 
 small and spiteful yellow bugs on the surface of 
 his cranium. As I had to sleep with him, I comb- 
 ed his head every day, and when I found one of 
 
 the little villains, I most cruelly tortured him with 
 pins and flame, to terrify his brethren who remain- 
 ed, and to thwart his return to Albert's head. But 
 in spite of my bloody precaution, poor Albert's 
 skull teemed like Egypt of old, with ferocious ani- 
 mals, and I retired with him at night, invested with 
 the fear of a culprit on his march to the scaffold. 
 The yellow scamps made such a Napoleonic resist- 
 ance, that I procured a finer comb, and in my vio- 
 lent efforts to drag out and exterminate the enemy, 
 (who were deeply embedded and irresistibly forti- 
 fied in his invulnerable skull,) poor Ally screamed, 
 like an eagle on his cliff, and Mrs. Harper came to 
 the basis of the attic stairs, and severely scolded us 
 for quarrelling and fighting, as she supposed. Mrs. 
 Harper was extremely nervous, and fearing she 
 would learn that Albert had battalious of animal- 
 cule in the region of his brain, and also tremblihg 
 lest they would ground arms, mid encamp and form 
 tents iu my luxuriant intellectual foliage, I advised 
 Albert to return to Providence, and after long per- 
 suasion, with candy and peanuts, and peaches, he 
 assented, and I went to Captain Bunker, Junior, 
 who kindly consented to take him to Providenco, 
 without charge. While leaning on the railing of 
 the steamer, with our eyes on the beautiful pano- 
 rama of the bay, Captain Bunker told me that my 
 lot was cast in a vicious eity, and that I must re- 
 sist evil temptation, and always be a good boy, 
 and become a worthy man, and breathed other kind 
 words into my ears, which soothed my lonely 
 and inexperienced heart, made me cry vocife- 
 rously, and I have always cherished him with the 
 purest affection. Albert went to Providence with 
 Captain Bunker, but instead of going to father's, he 
 proceeded to Boston with the money John Harper 
 gave him, and thence to Eastport, Maine, where 
 the yellow bugs increased so rapidly, that he was 
 compelled to return to Providence, where father 
 had his head shaved, which presented a bloody 
 battle plain, full of teeming entrenchments, and 
 his yellow foes so bewildered him, that the 
 hospital nurses had to watch him closely, for seve- 
 ral days, lest he would destroy himself. 
 
 John Harper often called me from the compo- 
 sing to the counting room, and sent me to the Banks 
 in Wall street to get or deposit money. I often 
 contemplated the robbery of the Harpers, by 
 flight to a foreign land ; but when I reviewed their 
 | exact justice to all men, apd their kindness to my- 
 self and brother Albert, and to all their apprentices, 
 'journeymen, and laborers, I would falter in my 
 j wicked purpose. While returning from bauk 
 ( with a $500 bill, 1 dropped it by design, and 
 , asked a stranger if he had lost it, who said yes, and 
 strove to seize it from the^pavement, but I was 
 about one second in bis advance. While about to 
 run, he seized me and demanded the return of his 
 $500 bill. I cried and screamed lustily, and dur- 
 ; ing the scuffle, two gentlemen came to my relief, 
 I when my antagonist soon fled, and I run down Cliff 
 street, like a bloodhound. Better time was never 
 i made from the old pump of Saint George's to the 
 i Harpers. I never again pretended to lose a $500 
 biH. 
 
 (To be continued to our last groan.) 
 
 The following meritorious gentlemen are 
 wholesale agents for the Alligator. 
 
 Ross&Tousoy, 121 Nassau street. 
 Hamilton & Johnson, 22 Ann street. 
 Samuel Yates, 22 Beekman street. 
 Mike Madden, 21 Ann street. 
 Oatildwell & Long, 23 Ann street. 
 Boyle & Whalen, 32 Ann street and 
 Bell & Hendrickson, 25 Ann street. 
 
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Volume I— No. 4.] 
 
 SATURDAY, MAY 15, 1858. 
 
 [Price 2 Cents. 
 
 Let Dad and Son Beware ! 
 
 Peter Cooper and Mayor Tiemann are old 
 and sacred friends of George TV. Matsell, who 
 are more familiar with each other than they 
 are with the Bible, or morning and evening 
 prayers. Mayor Tiemann was elected with 
 the express condition that Matsell should 
 be restored to his old position, and Peter 
 Cooper and Mayor Tiemann, and James TV. 
 Gerard, and Ambrose C. Kingland are at work 
 for their lives to effect the restoration of Mat- 
 sell, and all impends on the election of a Com- 
 missioner in place of the noble Perrit. Mat- 
 sell was in the city at the last Mayoralty elec- 
 tion, conspiring against Wood, who saved him 
 from the scaffold, after we convicted him of 
 alienage and perjury, and the dastard and 
 sacriligious abjuration of his country. And 
 at the late election, he stabbed his benefactor 
 down in the dust, in the assassin's darkness, 
 and did not play Brutus for the public virtue. 
 but to consummate his restoration to an office 
 (he had always degraded) which was in the 
 contract between himself and Cooper, Tie- 
 mann, Gerard, and Kingsland, and other slav- 
 ish friends. TVe know them all and the ren- 
 dezvous of all their kindred Diavolos, whose 
 names would fill the jaws of the Alligator. 
 Matsell professed to enter the city from Iowa 
 with flags and music on the day after Tie^ 
 mann's election, but he was in the city long 
 before, and concealed in as dark a cavern as 
 the odious Cataline, while conspiring to foil 
 the patriotic Cicero, and consign the eternal 
 oity to a million thieves. And we now warn 
 Cooper, Tiemann, Gerard, and Kingsland to 
 beware. For if they foist Matsell on the city 
 through the purchase of Nye or Bowen with 
 Mayoralty, Street Commissioner, or the pap of 
 the Mayor's Executive vassals, we will make 
 disclosures that will make them stare like 
 affrighted cats, (Gerard a la he-cat, and the 
 others a la she-cats,) and rock the city to its 
 carbonic entrails. Talmadge must remain, al- 
 though he annoyed his nurse and mother when 
 a brat, and so did we ; and in boyhood and 
 early manhood we both had worms, and raised 
 Sancho Panza, 
 
 And we rambled around the town. 
 And saw perhaps Miss Julia Brown, 
 
 as we may develope in the publication of our 
 funny reminiscences ; but we are both grow- 
 ing old, and told our experience at the recent 
 revival, and asked admission as pious pilgrims, 
 when the deacons said that we should both be 
 put on five year's trial, but we begged so hard 
 they let us in. Talmadge joined the Pres- 
 byterians, and he looks pale and pensive, but 
 we joined the noisy Methodists, and look 
 
 mighty cheerful, and sing and dance, and 
 scream like the devil in delirium tremens, and 
 nervous neighbors murmur at our thundering 
 methodistic demonstrations. Talmadge as 
 Recorder was too kind and lenient, but he 
 erred on the side of humanity, which is pref- 
 erable to err on the side of a pale and icy and 
 bloodless liver, though we should steer be- 
 tween the heart and liver, and consign the 
 culprits to the pits and gulches of the navel, 
 where the voracious worms could soon devour 
 them. The valor of Talmadge conquered 
 the ruffians of Astor Place, and he has a 
 Roman and Spartan nature, and is as generous 
 and magnanimous as Clay or TVebster, whom 
 he loved as his own big heart. No man ever 
 had a more genial or sympathising bosom, 
 than Frederick A. Talmadge. And William 
 Curtis Noyes married his favorite daughter, 
 and while the spotless Noyes walks the velvet 
 earth, and his father-in-law is Chief of Police, 
 all will go well. Wm. Curtis Noyes is one of 
 the ablest jurists of our country, and Washing- 
 ton himself had no purer, nor warmer, nor 
 more patriotic heart. We selected Mr. Noyes 
 as our counsel against little Georgy Matsell, 
 when arraigned before the Police Commis- 
 sioners, and to his ability and fidelity are 
 New Yorkers profoundly indebted for the 
 downfall of Matsell, and the worst and most 
 formidable banditti that ever scourged the 
 Western Continent. Beware, then, Cooper 
 Tiemann, Gerard and Kingsland, and other 
 trembling conspirators, or we will make you 
 howl, and open the gates of Tartarus, and set 
 a million dogs and devils at your heels, and 
 when they bite, may God have mercy on your 
 poor old bones. Beware, or we will harrow 
 your superannuated souls into the realms 
 of Pluto, where Robert le Biahle will grab 
 and burn you in liquid brimstone, through 
 exhaustless years. Beware of those forty 
 pages yet behind. 0, beware, we implore you, 
 in the name of your wives and children, and 
 your God ! Beware of Matsell and his gang, 
 as the big and little demons of these wicked 
 times. 
 
 Advents and Public Plunderers. 
 
 Richard B. Connolly, the County Clerk, was 
 born in Bandon, Ireland, and arrived in Phil- 
 adelphia twenty-five years since, (as his glib, 
 and slippery, and truthful tongue assever- 
 ates,) and thence immigrated to our metropo- 
 lis. He became Simeon Draper's Friday clerk, 
 who taught him the politician's creed of plun- 
 der, and has ever used him as a spy in the de- 
 mocratic legions. Draper got him in the Cus- 
 toms, and kept him there through several 
 
 Administrations. Draper and Connolly 
 long controlled the Ten Governors, and do 
 now. Draper has been in all camps, and Con- 
 nolly has figured in democratic conventions, 
 primary and legal, of all stripes and checks, 
 through which he acquired the immortal 
 name of Slippery. Dick is an alien, and of 
 fered us between the pillars of Plunder Hall a 
 lucrative position in the office of County 
 Clerk, and also proposed to play Judas against 
 Matsell, if we would not expose his perjured 
 alienage. We had three interviews, when we 
 assured him that we despised both treason 
 and traitor. He then got Alderman John 
 Kelly to read a letter in the Board of Alder- 
 men, declaring that he was naturalized in In- 
 dependence Hall, Philadelphia, whither w< 
 repaired, and got certificates from the clerks, 
 declaring that he was never naturalized in 
 Philadelphia, which we published in the New 
 York Daily Times. In his Aldermanic letter, 
 he declared that his document of naturaliza- 
 tion was framed, which he regarded as his 
 most valuable piece of furniture, and cor- 
 dially invited his friends and the incredulous 
 to call and behold its graceful decoration of 
 his parlor. The gallant Alderman John H. 
 Briggs, (the Putnam of the Americans, who 
 braved and defied all the thieves, and murder- 
 ers, and demons of hell in the Matsell cam- 
 paign,) called to see Dick's valuable gem of 
 furniture, but he could not find it on the wall, 
 nor elsewhere. We then called, and Dick's 
 wife told us it was locked in a trunk, and her 
 husband had the key. Others called, with 
 similar success. On his election as County 
 Clerk, Dick and Draper got a law enacted at 
 Albany, giving the County Clerk $50,000 fees, 
 which was just so much stolen from the peo- 
 ple, whom the Municipal, State and National 
 robbers will not let live, but strive to rob' 
 the:n of their last crumb, and drive them into 
 the winter air. Public plunder is devoted to 
 greasing the political wheels, and burnishing, 
 and twitching the mysterious wires, through 
 which the honest laborer is burdened with 
 taxes, that mangle his back like the last 
 feather of the expiring camel. Connolly, Bus- 
 teed, Doane, Wetraore, Nathan, Nelson, 
 Draper, and Weed, got the Record Commis- 
 sioners appointed, through which $550,000 
 have been squandered for printing the useless 
 County Clerk and Register's Records, which is 
 the boldest robbery of modern times. We 
 never could induce Greeley, Bryant, Webb's 
 Secretary, the Halls, and others, to breathe a 
 word against this Dev-lin-ish plunder. And 
 Flagg, himself, through his old printing friends, 
 Bowne & Hasbrouck, and others, is involv- 
 
2 
 
 STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 ed in this record robbery up to his chin, 
 who never uttered a syllable against it, until 
 we goaded him through our crimson dissec- 
 ti hi in the Daily Time*, and even then he 
 only damned it with lago praise. Since July 
 last", Flagg has paid more than $300,000 for 
 Record printing, for which, old as he is, he 
 should be consigned to a sunless dungeon, and 
 rot there, with spiders only for his nurses and 
 mourners. La^t summer Flagg told us there 
 never was a more wicked band of robbers 
 than the Record Commissioners, and yet he 
 paid them from July to December the prodig- 
 ious sum of over $300,000, and had paid 
 them more than $200,000. And Flagg 
 paid this enormous sum without a murmur, 
 and has no possible facility to place the infamy 
 on the scapegoat Smith, who seems to roam 
 at large unmolested by Flagg, who yet fears 
 Smith's disclosures of his delinquency and 
 superannuation. Flagg sputters a little in his 
 reports, for show, against him, but he is not 
 chasing Smith very hotly in the Courts, nor 
 dare he, as we have good reason to believe. 
 Through the Alms House, Navy Yard, County 
 Clerks' Office, Record Commissioners, metro- 
 politan and suburban lots, and other plunder- 
 ing sources, Connolly has amassed a fortune 
 of nearly a million of dollars, and now lias the 
 audacity to proclaim himself a candidate for 
 Comptroller, at which the honorable citizens 
 of New York should rise and paralyse his in- 
 famous effrontery. Not content with indo- 
 lence all his days, — with robbing the laborer 
 and mechanic, and merchant, and widow, and 
 orphan, for whom he professes such boundless 
 love, through his spurious and mercenary de- 
 mocracy, — with corrupting the ballot box, and 
 packing juries, to imprison and hang us ac- 
 cording to his caprice and public or private in- 
 terest, — with the election of Mayors and other 
 municipal and even State and National offi- 
 cers, through his fraudulent canvass of votes 
 as County Clerk, — and with his awful perjury 
 in connection with his alienage, he now ap- 
 pears with his stolen money bags, and^pro- 
 claims himself a candidate for Comptroller, 
 for which he should be lashed, and scourged, 
 and probed to his marrow bones, through the 
 streets of New York, beneath the glare of 
 the meridian sun, and the gaze and withering 
 scorn of every honorable and industrious citi- 
 zen, whom he has robbed, through intolera- 
 ble taxation. Connolly has not voted since 
 we exposed his perjured alienage in 1855, 
 when he strove to bribe us to shield him from 
 the odium arising from his alienage. A public 
 thief, and perjurer, and alien, this man or 
 devil announces himself for Comptroller of 
 this mighty metropolis, with a prospect of 
 nomination and election, unless his throat is 
 cut by George II. Purser, a deeper and more 
 dangerous public villain than Connolly. Pur- 
 ser has robbed this city for a quarter of a cen- 
 tury, and is also an unnaturalised alien, and 
 we have positive evidence of the fact, and he 
 .knows it. His corrupt lobby operations in 
 the Common Council and at Albany would 
 make a large volume. And both Connolly and 
 Purser are nauseous scabs of the Democratic 
 party, and grossly pollute the glorious prin- 
 ciples of Jefferson and Jackson. And now, 
 where, in the name of God, are the people, 
 or is there no spirit and integrity, and patriot- 
 ism, and courage, to resist the infernal public 
 thieves of this vandal age ? Should the people 
 slumber when a gang of robbers, and devils, 
 and assassins, and fiends of rapine, are thun- 
 dering at the gates of the commercial empo- 
 rium, and even at the very doors and firesides 
 of our sacred domestic castles, and daily and 
 hourly rob our coffers, and ravish our daugh- 
 ters, and cut our throats, in open day, and 
 through their hellish robbery, and taxation, 
 drive the mechanic and laborer, and their 
 dear little ones, to hunger, and rags, and mad- 
 ness, and crime, and to the dungeon, or scaf- 
 
 fold, or suicide? Where is the concert of ac 
 tion of Boston and Providence, and through- 
 out New England ? And where are the po- 
 matum villains of our aristocratic avenues, in 
 this solemn hour? They are in league with 
 your Greeleys, and Bryants, and Webbs, and 
 Wetmores, and Drapers, and Connollys, and 
 Pursers, and Devlins, and Smiths, and Erbens, 
 devising schemes to plunder the people here, 
 at Albany and Washington, for gilded means to 
 support themselves in idleness and extrava- 
 gance, and to carry the elections against the 
 gallant Southrons, whose throats they would 
 cut from ear to ear, and deluge this whole 
 land with human blood, ere they would toil 
 a solitary day like the honest laborer or me- 
 chanic, or surrender a farthing of their ungod- 
 ly plunder, or breathe a syllable in favor of 
 the eternal glory of the Union of Washington. 
 
 >ttj!{rtit f . §raiujfs JJliptffr. 
 
 NEW TOEK, SATTTRDAY, MAY 15, 1858: 
 
 The Mayor and Charley. 
 
 Charley — That you have wronged me doth 
 appear in this : You have condemned and 
 noted the devil for taking bribes of the office 
 holders and contractors, wherein my letters 
 praying on his side, because I knew the man, 
 were slighted oft'. 
 
 Mayor — You knew better than to pray for 
 the devil. 
 
 Charley — I can get no fat meat nor oyster 
 stews, if every devil is condemned. 
 
 Mayor — Let mo tell you, Charley, that you, 
 yourself, should be condemned for itching to 
 sell your offices and contracts for gold to a 
 gang of devils. 
 
 Charley — I got the itch ! You know that 
 you are great Peter's son, or, by golly, you 
 would not say so twice. 
 
 Mayor — The name of Itch or Scratch honor 
 this corruption, and by the Eternal, if Hickory 
 dont hide his head at the Hermitage. 
 
 Charley — Hickory ! 
 
 Mayor — Remember November, — the hides 
 ot November, O remember. Did not great 
 Fernando bleed for me and Peter and Edward's 
 sake ? Who touched his carcase, and did stab, 
 and not for me and Peter and young Edward ? 
 What! Shall thoy who struck the foremost 
 man of all this city, but for supporting rob- 
 bers, — shall we now use our fingers, save to 
 grab the Mayor's and all the Executive De- 
 partments ? By all the bellonas and dough- 
 nuts of the world, I'd rather be a hog and 
 grow as fat as Matsell, than to be a cadaver- 
 ous crow, and live on vultures, and the 
 shadows of the moon. 
 
 Charley — Daniel : I'll slap your chops. I'll 
 not stand it. You forget yourself to pen me 
 in. I'm a contractor, I, older in practice, and 
 sharper than yourself to make contracts. 
 
 Mayor — Go to : You are not, Charley. 
 
 Charley — Dam if I aint. 
 
 Mayor — I say you are not. 
 
 Charley — How dare you so excite my dan- 
 der? Look out for your dimes. I had a father, 
 and I was a baker. 
 
 Mayor — Away spare man. 
 
 Charley — Toads and frogs ! Am I Charley, 
 or am I not. Where's the looking glass ? 
 
 Mayor — Hear me, for I'm dam'd if I dont 
 belch. Must my bowels yield to your cholera ? 
 Shall I be frightened because the diarrhoea 
 looks knives and scorpions through the win- 
 dows of your liver ? 
 
 Charley — O, me. Must I stand this ? O that 
 I had a dough knife, to let out my honest 
 blood. 
 
 Mayor — -This ? ay, and a dam lot more. 
 Growl till your liver bursts. Go and tell your 
 contractors and office-holders, how hard you 
 have got the diarrhoea, and make them trem- 
 
 ble, lest you kick the bucket, and they get 
 fleeced. Must I gouge ? Must I lick you. Ur 
 must I get between your duck legs ? By all 
 the mush and Graham bread in the coat and 
 boots and belly of Horace, you shall digest all 
 the grub and gin you have gulched to-day, 
 though it do split your spleen and kidneys. 
 And henceforth I'll use you as a brush and 
 ladder for Peter and Edward and myself, to 
 sweep the streets, and scale the gilded heights 
 of Record Hall, at whose prolific and teeming 
 hive we will suck your honey like bumble 
 bees. 
 
 Charley — O, where am I ? 
 
 Mayor — In a dam tight place. You say you 
 are a better contractor. Prove it. Make your 
 braggadocio true, and I'll not grumble. There 
 may be better contractors than me, but dam 
 if I believe you are, though. 
 
 Charley — O gingerbread ! You gouge me 
 every second, Daniel. I said an older con- 
 tractor, not a better. I know you can make 
 better contracts than me, in paint and oil and 
 glass and putty, hut I'm some on ginger-nuts 
 and doughnuts, aad affy-davy's, and street 
 openings. Did I say better ? 
 
 Mayor — I dont care a dam if you did. 
 
 Charley — If the devil were here, you would 
 not dare talk thus. 
 
 Mayor — The devil is hard by, and you fear 
 his claws, and dare not oppose his will. 
 
 Charley — Dare not ? 
 
 Mayor — No. 
 
 Charley — What! dare not oppose the devil? 
 
 Mayor — What I have said, I have said. 
 
 Charley — If you trifle too much with my 
 liver, dam me if I don't kick you, and give 
 you a black eye. 
 
 Mayoi — I dare you to try it. I scout your 
 threats, Charley, for I'm fortified so strongly 
 through my supposed integrity, that they pass 
 by me like incarcerated wind, which I can re- 
 sist with a penny fan, or potato popgun. I 
 did send to you for the legitimate keys of the 
 Street Commissioner, which you refused me, 
 for I despise false keys. By Juno, I would sell 
 all the paint, and oil, and glass, and putty in 
 my factory to the city, at a good price, before I 
 would use false keys, or bamboozle the dear 
 people, who think me so honest, and love me 
 so intensely. I sent to you for the keys of 
 Peter and Edward, which you denied me. 
 Did not Charley err in that ? Would I have 
 treated Charley so ? When Daniel is so mean 
 as to refuse the keys of Blackwell's Island to 
 his Charley, be ready, Branch, with all your 
 bombs, and dash out his honest and tender 
 brains. 
 
 Charley — I denied you not. It's a dam lie. 
 
 Mayoi — I swear you did. 
 
 Charley — I did not. I gave the keys to the 
 Turn-key, and told him to bring them to you. 
 O! Daniel hath rent my liver, who should 
 overlook my trivial faults, and not magnify 
 them so hugely. 
 
 Mayor — I do, until you exaggerate my lit- 
 tle peccadillos. 
 
 Charley— Daniel hates me. 
 
 Mayor — I dislike your didos. 
 
 Charley — None but an owl could discern 
 my tricks. 
 
 Mayor — An alligator would not, unless he 
 were hungry, and Charley was in a tree. 
 
 Charley — Come, Whiting, and young Con- 
 over, come, and revenge yourselves on Char- 
 ley, who is weary of this wicked world. 
 Hooted by the people, and braved by a Mayor, 
 and checked like a forger, and all his thefts 
 detected, and found in a note-book, and reci- 
 ted and sung by rote, and thrown into my very 
 jaws — O ! I could cry like a crocodile, until 
 my eyes were balls of blood and fire. There's 
 my keys, and razor, and scissors, and here's 
 my yearning belly. Within, a liver, and blad- 
 der, and frogs, and kidneys, and tripe, and 
 sausages, tenderer than my heart, itself, which 
 nought but worms can ever conquer. If thou 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 3 
 
 are not a bogus Mayor, or cunning spoilsman, 
 apply tliy scissors, and pluck them out, and 
 appease thy insatiate palate. I, that denied 
 thee keys, will yield my entrails. Strike, as 
 thou didst at poor Branch's claim, for I do 
 know, that when thou didst hate him worst, 
 thou lov'dst him better than ever thou didst 
 Charley. 
 
 Mayor — Sheathe your scissors. Be was- 
 pish when you please, — you shall have sea- 
 room. Be tricky when you will, — I'll call it 
 fun. O Charley ! Ton are like Father Peter, 
 who carries lightning as a withered limb 
 bears fire, — who, tightly squeezed, shows a 
 hasty flash, and straight is coal again. 
 
 Charley — Hath Charley toiled, and sweat, 
 and- groaned, and grunted all his days, to be 
 the scoff and derision of his Daniel, when 
 clouds and sorrows fret him ? 
 
 Mayor — When I derided the honest Char- 
 ley, I had the dyspepsia most horribly, with a 
 touch of Peter's chronic piles. 
 
 Charley — ginger-snaps ! Do you acknow- 
 ledge so much corn ? Give me yonr fist. 
 
 Mayor — Take it, with its nails and knuckles. 
 
 Charley — O, Daniel ! 
 
 Mayor — What's the matter, Charley ? 
 
 Charley — I hear the echo clank of a cul- 
 prit's chains, and I almost feel the hangman's 
 halter round my neck. And have you not 
 gizzard enough to forgive me, when that rash 
 humor which the people gave me, makes me 
 savage and forgetful ? 
 
 Mayor — Yes, Charley, and henceforth, 
 when you are over-savage with your Daniel, 
 and refuse the keys to gilded treasure, and 
 strive to rob his brother Edward, and Father 
 Peter of a million spoils, he'll say that only 
 
 Horace can deride, 
 And black people chide, 
 And he'll let you slide 
 Down the rapid tide 
 Into the grassy dell, 
 Near the borders of— — 
 Where the first sinners felt, 
 And where contractors dwell, 
 And all who truth do sell, 
 So, Charley, fare thee well. 
 
 Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1857, by 
 
 STEPHEN H. BRANCH, 
 
 In the Clerk's Office of the District Court of the United 
 
 States for the Southern District of New York. 
 
 Life of Stephen H Branch. 
 
 With John, James, and Wesley Harper's per- 
 mission, I returned to Providence, and went 
 with Smith & Parmenter, who published the 
 " Literary Cadet and Rhode Island States- 
 man" whose editor was the handsome and 
 talented Sylvester S. Southworth, now editor 
 of the " New Fork Mercury." Samuel J. 
 Smith courted Miss McBride, a beautiful ac- 
 tress, who extended her hand behind her for 
 sewing silk, when her sister penetrated and 
 broke a needle in the palm or rear of her 
 hand, and she died in two days of lockjaw. I 
 attended her funeral, and so piercing were her 
 lover's cries, and so mournful was the general 
 scene, that I had to join the mighty throng in 
 the universal lamentation. After the coffin was 
 lowered, and the first spade of earth imparted 
 its thrilling reverberation, he became frantic, 
 and leaped into the grave, and strove to re- 
 move the lid, amid the horror of the vast as- 
 semblage. In those early years, as now, I was 
 extremely susceptible, and as nature's even- 
 ing mantle was closing its sombre folds around 
 us, — and, as the extraordinary spectacle of the 
 enthusiastic lover had thrilled and chilled me 
 to the soul, I departed for my abode, amid the 
 overwhelming cries of a desolate man, who 
 soon sold his interest in the " Statesman" and 
 published the " News" which;, was the first 
 Sunday journal established in New York. I 
 went with John Miller, of the Providence Jour- 
 nal, with Hugh Brown, who printed the Pro- 
 vidence Directory — with Mr. Congdon, of New 
 Bedford, — with Beales & Homer, of the Bos- 
 
 ton Gazette, — with Mr. Eldridge, of the Ham- 
 den Whig, of Springfield, — with John Russell, 
 of the Hartford Times, — with Charles King, of 
 the New York American, whose publisher was 
 D. K. Minor, — with Michael Burnham, of the 
 New York Evening Post, whose editors were 
 William Cullen Bryant and William Leggett, 
 whose fervent nature and jovial risibles I can 
 never forget, — with Thomas Kite, a stingy 
 Quaker, of Philadelphia, who would not pay 
 me for the fat matter, and when he became so 
 bold as to plunder .the title and two blank 
 pages, I pulled off his wig, and run for my 
 life, with Tommy after me, but my fleetness 
 vanquished, and I kept his wig, — with Francis 
 Preston Blair, of the Washington Qlobe, whose 
 publisher was Win. Greer. I now learned of 
 the sudden death of Charles Manton, of Prov- 
 idence, whom I had most fondly loved since 
 rosy childhood, whose demise cast a gloom 
 over my heart which has never been effaced. 
 I left Washington for Philadelphia in 1830, 
 and took a room with Edward Dodge, with 
 whom I had been a schoolmate in Providence, 
 and who is now a distinguished banker of 
 Wall street, with whose recent misfortunes 
 I strongly sympathize. I now receive a let- 
 ter from father, requesting my immediate re- 
 turn to Providence, and on my arrival, he in- 
 troduced me to James Fenner, the Governor 
 of Rhode Island, and to Gen. Edward J. Mal- 
 lett, the Postmaster of Providence, who mar- 
 ried Gov. Fenner's daughter. I became a 
 clerk in the Post-office, at $400 per annum. 
 [Gen. Maliett's second wife was a widow of 
 the affluent Haight family, of this city, and he 
 was the President of the St. Nicholas Bank.— 
 He has just been appointed by President Bu- 
 chanan, Commercial Agent to Florence, 
 where he will probably die, as he is tottering 
 in the bleak evening of life.] I had borrowed 
 money from Israel Post, of New York, before 
 I went to Washington, and when he learned 
 that I was a clerk in the Post-office, he de- 
 manded payment, and threatened to write to 
 Gen. Mallett, if I did not immediately cancel 
 his claim. I wrote him that I would pay him 
 from my salary. He replied, that he would 
 not wait. His letters were exciting, and fear- 
 ing he would write an extravagant letter to 
 Gen. Mallett, and perhaps effect my dismissal, 
 I took the money from the till, and inclosed it 
 in a letter, and as I was about to seal and mail 
 it, Captain Bunker's admonitions, and my fa- 
 ther's kindness in procuring my clerkship, and 
 my horror of a thief, caused me to forbear, 
 amid tears of joy at my victory over the de- 
 mon of dishonor. Although this transpired 
 in the Post-office at midnight, and although I 
 boarded near the Post-office, which was a 
 mile from father's, yet I went home, against a 
 winter's tempest, and aroused him from his 
 slumber, and told him of the horrors of my 
 position. He stood before me in robes of 
 whiteness, like a Roman statue, and when I 
 told him that I had taken and instantly re- 
 stored the money to the till, big drops rolled 
 from his cavern eyes in exhaustless profusion, 
 and after pacing the room in utter silence, he 
 halted and said : — " Stephen, my dear son, in 
 early years, you were dishonest, and I feared 
 you were so now. But your firmness and in- 
 tegrity on this occasion, gladden my heart 
 more than I can evince in language. It is 
 midnight, and a storm rages with terrific fury, 
 and I hope you will remain at home to-night, 
 and in the morning you shall have the means 
 to cancel the claim of Mr. Post. Take the lamp 
 and retire, Stephen, and you will go to your 
 repose with my most fervent blessing." And 
 as I was about to go, with his hand upon 
 the latch, he gazed, and lingered, and hesita- 
 ted, and advanced and embraced me as never 
 before, and while he kissed my forehead, his 
 copious and burning tears rolled down my 
 pallid cheeks. We parted in silence, as neither 
 
 could speak. I arose early, and went to the 
 Post-otfice, and before meridian, father gave 
 mo i,W- mum-}-, which I sent to .Mr. Post, 
 which made me the happiest being in Provi- 
 dence. The students of Brown University 
 daily came for letters, with some of whom I 
 formed the warmest friendship, and I soon 
 discovered my superficiality through their sn- 
 perior intelligence, and I resolved to emerge 
 from the ignorance and superstition that be- 
 clouded my intellect, and made me unhappy. 
 I studied Greek and Latin very hard during 
 my leisure hours, and recited to Hartshorn, 
 Farnsworth, and Gay, and made rapid ad- 
 vances. The clerks became jealous soon after 
 I embarked in my intellectual enterprise, and 
 strove to prejudice Gen. Mallett against me, 
 assuring him that I did not come to the office 
 early in the morning, and let them go to 
 breakfast, although I hastened to the office 
 immediately after I closed my morning meal, 
 and sometimes without it, to please the clerks. 
 They also told him that I studied during office 
 hours, and negleeted those who called for let- 
 ters. Gen. Mallett believed their fallacious 
 accusations, and often severely denounced me, 
 and I left the Post-office, with the approbation 
 of my father, and began the study of law 
 with Gen. Thomas F. Carpenter, one of the 
 most eminent lawyers of Rhode Island, and a 
 man of noble nature. Gea. Mallett soon re- 
 quested me to return, by direction of Gov. 
 Fenner, who was the constant personal and 
 political friend of my father more than forty 
 years. I returned, but the clerks again con- 
 spired, and apparently gave Mallett no peace 
 — although I learned that Mallett himself, if 
 not their instigator, was, at least, their fellow 
 conspirator, which aroused a hundred tigers 
 in my breast. The clerks adduced another 
 batch of colored charges, and Mallett belched 
 a scathing phillippic, when I sprang like a 
 panther at his throat, and gently squeezed and 
 hugged him like a bear, until he showed his 
 lying and vituperating tongue, and rolled his 
 phrenzied eyes, when he made a superhuman 
 effort, and eluded my nails and fingers, and 
 fled into his private office, whither I pursued 
 him. My father was in the printing office of 
 Wm. Simons on the floor above, and hearing 
 my blows and awful anathema of Mallett, and 
 scratches, and gouges, and wild cat screeches 
 and echos, he rushed down stairs, and into the 
 private office of Mallett, and locked the door, 
 and put the key in his pocket, to coneeal us 
 from the public gaze ; and after a desperate 
 conflict, he dragged me from Mallett, who 
 then seized the poker, and run behind the 
 stove and wood and coal box. While father 
 held, and strove to calm me, Mallett feared I 
 would got loose, and suspended one leg from 
 the window, and asked father if he had not 
 better leap to the ground. Father told him 
 that he might break his neck or legs, and that 
 he would strive to hold me until my anger was 
 allayed. My eyes glared like Forrest's in one 
 of his terrible revenges, and my tongue pro- 
 jected, and mouth foamed, and my cheeks and 
 lips were of deathly pallor, and I had the 
 strength of a small panther, and father ex- 
 claimed : " Why, Stephen, don't you know 
 me ? I am your father, — and won't you recog- 
 nise me, and heed my friendly counsel ? It 
 is the familiar voice of your father that ap-. 
 peals for your restoration to serenity. Do, I 
 implore you, tranquilise your nerves, and ap- 
 pease your fearful wrath, and allay your dead- 
 ly fury, and gratify your aged father, who 
 always loved you." I faltered and gazed 
 around, and as my wild and fatal eye balls 
 rested on Mallett, he again cries out: "Judge 
 Branch : Don't you really think I had better 
 jump ont of the window?" Father said: 
 " No, I guess not. Stephen will soon abjure 
 his dreadful anger, and be himself again." He 
 then bathed my temples, and stroked my curly 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 hair and fanned my fevered cheeks, and I slow- 
 ly emerged from my protracted aberration, 
 and took a seat, and father unlocked thejloor, 
 and Mallett darted out like a cat from IrRlark 
 closet, and scaled the stairs with a solitary 
 stride, and I returned home with father. Gov. 
 Fenner truly loved me, and deeply regretted 
 the sad intelligence of the quarrel, and on the 
 following day insisted on my immediate re- 
 turn to the Post Office, and threatened to kick 
 Mallett and all the clerks into the street, 
 because they had long plotted such infamous 
 mischief to get mo out of the office, and to 
 effect, if possible, my earthly ruin. I sincerely 
 thanked the Governor for his friendly feel- 
 ings, and assured him that I could not return 
 and dwell with happiness among such a gang 
 of miserable wretches, when he honored me 
 ■with an elegant donation, and expressed the 
 warmest desire for my future welfare. Gov. 
 Fenner told me, in the presence of my father, 
 that he would request Gen. Jackson to remove 
 his son-in-law as Post Master, if he did not 
 instantly hurl every clerk into the street, who 
 had conspired against me. But my father and 
 myself besought the noble Governor to com- 
 mit no rashness, as it would be impossible to 
 conduct the affairs of the Post Office, in the 
 sudden absence of all the experienced clerks. 
 I then shook the Governor's throbbing hands, 
 and, as we parted, I am quite sure I saw a tear 
 fall from his venerable and intellectual eyes, 
 and I know that grateful and hallowed waters 
 fell like equator rain from my pensive vision. 
 I left for Andover, and entered Phillips' Acad- 
 emy, in the Greek and Latin classes, where 
 I formed a devoted friendship with Win. Au- 
 gustus White, who was a poor youth, and 
 a beneficiary of the Education Society, and 
 who is now an Episcopal minister in Mary- 
 land. I left Andover for Boston, and caught 
 the itch from a filthy bed at a hotel in Wash- 
 ington street. I went to Cambridge, and en- 
 tered the law school of Judge Story and Pro- 
 fessor Greenleaf. A law student from Provi- 
 dence asked me to gamble, and I won about 
 $20 in cash, and he denounced me, because I 
 would not gamble with him after he had lost 
 all he had, and owed me $50. I told him that 
 persons seldom paid gambling debts, and I 
 could not stake cash against credit in a game 
 of cards. I also told him that I would return 
 the $20 I had won, and give him the $50 he 
 owed me, if he would never ask me to gam- 
 ble, when he flew into a fearful passion, and 
 said I grossly insulted him. He strove to irri- 
 tate me to blows, and I anticipated a scuffle, 
 but lie did not dare strike me, as he doubtless 
 saw fatality and a pale sepulchre in my eyes. 
 We had known each other nearly all our days, 
 but dice and cards separated us for ever, and 
 he is in the grave. News arrived at Cam- 
 bridge of the great fire of 1835, and I went to 
 New York, to see my brothers, and the deso- 
 lation, and proceeded to Philadelphia, but my 
 itch increased, and I returned with forced 
 cars to Cambridge, and consulted Dr. Plymp- 
 ton, who gave me ointment, which I applied, 
 and the itch suddenly disappeared, and com- 
 mingled with my blood, and raised Beelzebub 
 with my emotions. I felt cold, and made a 
 rousing fire, and went to bed, and had a vio- 
 lent perspiration, and out popped the itch 
 again like a porpoise, and made me scratch so 
 hard and incessantly, that I could not sleep 
 of nights, and I was in a horrible predica- 
 ment, and I got alarmed, and went to Provi- 
 dence, and immediately to bed, as my physi- 
 cal energies were utterly exhausted, from loss 
 of rest, and from my eternal scratching, and 
 off I went into a thundering snore. My 
 brother William arrived from New York dur- 
 ing the night, and got into my bed, and I slept 
 so soundly that he vainly strove to awake me. 
 I told him in the morning that I had the itch, 
 and he laughed heartily, and I tried to join 
 
 him, but I could not. He soon returned to 
 New York, and I to Cambridge, and in about 
 a month, lie wrote me that he had got the 
 itch, and asked me what he should do to cure 
 it. I told him to apply itch ointment exter- 
 nally, and to gently scratch the developments, 
 or they would increase like fury, or a snow 
 ball. He then wrote me that itch pimples 
 had appeared between his fingers, and on the 
 back of his hands, and desired to know what 
 to do to screen them, or cure them quickly, 
 and spare the mortification. I told him to 
 wear gloves or mittens constantly as I did, 
 and to pretend that he was learning the art 
 of self-defence, and went to a boxing school 
 so often that it began to seem natural to wear 
 gloves or mittens without cessation, or through 
 absence of mind. Brother Bill never troubled 
 me again about his itch, and I was glad, as I 
 did not like to commune of itch, even through 
 correspondence with a brother, as my own 
 itch required my unremitting attention. The 
 students often asked me why I scratched my 
 legs and back so much, and why I always had 
 pimples in the rear of my hands, and between 
 my fingers, and on my knuckles, and why I 
 wore boxing gloves so much. I toid them that 
 I had the salt rheum that my dear mother 
 gave me. I went to Andover, in a sleigh, 
 with a student named Terry, who had a sweet- 
 heart in the suburbs of the town, with whom 
 he lingered until late in the evening. On our 
 return to Cambridge, we got lost in the woods, 
 at midnight, and came near freezing. In our 
 emergence from the forest, and while sharply 
 turning a corner of the country road, we up- 
 set, and both were thrown with great vio- 
 lence, on the uneven snow and ice. Terry 
 fell on his prominent, though handsome nose. 
 The night was dark, and his hands were numb, 
 and on applying his fingers to his nose, he 
 could not feel it, and thought it had frozen, 
 and broken, and gone, as blood flowed freely 
 from where his nose ought to be, and once 
 was, and in abject despair, (for Terry dearly 
 loved his nose,) he exclaimed: "Branch! 
 where are you ?" " I am here." " Well, do 
 come here, for the Lord's sake." " What's 
 the matter, Terry ?" " Branch, can you see 
 my nose ?" " No. It is so dark, I cannot see 
 you. Where are you, Terry V " Here." We 
 then found each other, and he besought me, 
 in touching accents, to feel for his nose, 
 and I did, and told him that I feared 
 his nose was gone, as I could not 
 feel it, nor could I, because my arms 
 and fingers were so numb. Poor Terry 
 wept bitterly, while I laughed into smoth- 
 ered hysterics. We got into the sleigh, 
 and off we went towards Cambridge, with 
 Terry moaning over the loss of his nose, and 
 I laughing through the disguise of a cough or 
 sneeze. On our arrival at Ins College room, I 
 struck a match, and Terry rushed for the glass, 
 and lo ! his mangled nose was there, gleaming 
 and streaming with icicles of blood, and the 
 pale liquid of nature. He made a fire, and 
 bathed his wounds, and melted his nosy icicles, 
 and jumped and hopped and leaped with un- 
 wonted ecstacy. The previous cold and sud- 
 den heat of Terry's fire irritated my itch, and 
 I wanted to scratch my pimples, but dared not 
 in Terry's presence, and I put on my coat to go 
 to my college apartment, to bathe my body 
 with itch ointment. But Terry wanted me to 
 sleep with him. He had a large feather bed, 
 and the fire was blazing, and I was sure I 
 would get into a perspiration, and give him 
 the itch if I slept with him. So I declined. 
 But he insisted, and locked the room, and hid 
 the key. What to do I did not know. I dared 
 not tell him I had the itch, but told him that 
 I must go to my room, and get my lessons for 
 the morrow, to which he would not listen. 
 I had not applied ointment for fifteen hours, 
 and I was anxious to do so that night, and 
 
 made a warm appeal to Terry to unlock the 
 door, but he would not. He then made some 
 warm punch, and displayed his crackers, 
 cheese, apples, cake, and segars, and firmly 
 declared that if I did not sleep with him, he 
 would never speak to me again. So I had to 
 stop, and we went to bed, when he proposed 
 to snuggle up a little before we went to sleep, 
 and I had to let him do it. But the cold 
 had made him sleepy, and he soon turned over, 
 and away he departed in a roaring sleep, to 
 my infinite delight, as the punch and crack- 
 ling fire had caused my pimples to itch horri- 
 bly for two hours, and I could only slyly and 
 gently scratch them while he was awake. So 
 I went at them with my long nails, which I 
 had cultivated for scratching, and I soon made 
 the pimples smart and bleed instead of itch, 
 which afforded me the same relief that an eel 
 obtains in his desperate leap from the pan into 
 the lurid coals. The college bell aroused Terry 
 early, but not me, as I was already aroused, 
 not having closed my eyes, though I pretend- 
 ed (out of compliment to Terry's nice punch 
 and feather bed,) to have had the most de- 
 lightful repose. So we arose, and clad our- 
 selves, and combed our hair, and brushed our 
 teeth, and Terry let me out, and I departed 
 for a two hour's communion with itch oint- 
 ment. In about three weeks, while Terry was 
 telling a most comical story to myself and some 
 students in his room, he suddenly stopped, 
 and made a desperate grab at the calf of his 
 left leg, which he scratched like a cross and 
 sick hen, in pursuit of food for her hungry 
 chickens, until I thought he would tear his 
 pantaloons. Terry scratched so hard and long 
 that he excited one of the students, who begun 
 to scratch his head, and asked him if he ever 
 discovered fleas in his room. Terry looked in- 
 dignant, and ceased scratching, and continued 
 his story. Presently he made a lunge for 
 the other leg, higher up. The students stared 
 at Terry, and looked extremely solicitous to- 
 wards each other, and two left very suddenly. 
 Terry closed his story, and the other students 
 left, leaving myself and Terry, who hauled up 
 his pantaloons, and exclaimed : " Why, 
 Branch, I think I must have fleas, for, good 
 God, just look at my legs, they are covered 
 with pimples, and they itch most awfully." 
 I inquired if a dog had been in his room re- 
 cently, to which he negatively responded. I 
 then said : " Perhaps you have not got fleas, 
 but the itch." He instantly straightened him- 
 self, and looking me dead in the eye, said : 
 " Branch : If 1 had the itch, I think I would 
 commit suicide." I replied : " That would be 
 
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 States for the Southern District of New York. 
 
 Life of Stephen H Branch. 
 
 very silly, as ointment will soon cure it." He 
 said: "1 knew a man who applied ointment 
 five years, and his itch got worse every year." 
 This was a bomb that quickened my pulsa- 
 tion. I then said : " Perhaps you have got 
 the salt rheum, and I advise you to consult 
 Dr. Plympton immediately." He said : "I'll 
 go now, and I want you to go with me." As 
 Plympton was the Superintendent of my itch, 
 I did not know what response to make. But 
 as he might he absent, or if at home, deter- 
 mined to remain without while Terry went in, 
 I at length said: "Well, I will go with you," 
 and over we went to the Doctor's, who, to 
 my great joy, was not in. I then told Terry that 
 I must go to my room, and get my lessons, but 
 that he must remain until Dr. Plympton re- 
 turned, and he said he would. Terry rushed 
 into my room in about an hour, a shade paler 
 than a ghost, and exclaimed : — " Branch! the 
 Doctor says that I must have caught the itch 
 from you, as it is precisely like yours." If a 
 cannon ball had entered the window, it could 
 not have thrilled my frame like the disclos- 
 ures of Plympton, which I regarded as safe 
 with him as myself. But the old cat was out, 
 and I had to face her sharp claws. So I told 
 poor Terry the whole story, and that if he 
 had not locked the door, and forced me to 
 sleep with him, he would not have caught the 
 itch. lie mildly eluded .me for not disclosing 
 that I had the itch, as, if I had, he certainly 
 would have unlocked the door with much 
 pleasure, and let rue out. But he forgave me, 
 and asked me to room with him, so that we 
 could apply the itch oiutment together, be- 
 fore the same fire, and talk the matter over, 
 and compare symptoms, and sympathize with 
 each other, and eat and sleep together with 
 impunity, and read distinguished itch authors, 
 and go to Dr. Plympton's together, until we 
 got cured. I told Terry that if we did all that, 
 we would so thoroughly innocculate eacli other 
 with the itch, that all the doctors of the globe 
 could not wrench it from our blood, and that 
 we would transmit the itch to our posterity 
 for ten thousand years, and then it would not 
 be entirely out of the system. Terry looked 
 amazed, and said he felt faint, and eu'lled for 
 giu and water, and stared like an 
 
 Egyptian Daddy, 
 
 Or Tiemann Granny, 
 
 Or Peter Mummy, 
 
 Or Edward Sonny, 
 
 Borne five thousand years old, 
 
 Whose wills were never sold, 
 
 Nor their offices for gold. 
 As we oft have been told ; 1 
 Who loved their constituents 
 Far better than stimulants, 
 Or their sons and brothers, 
 And a good many others. 
 0, fiddle-de-dee, 
 Ye Coopers three, 
 You'll not cheat m«, 
 No, sirs-ree, 
 While I'm free, 
 As you'll see ! t3F~ 
 
 And Terry said he hoped I would excuse him, 
 as he felt nervous, and would like to go to 
 bed, and I bade him good night, and went to 
 see Plympton, and assured him that if he told 
 the students I had the itch, it would mortify 
 my feelings, and spread, and terrify all Cam- 
 bridge, and I might be mobbed, and he most 
 solemnly vowed that he would make no fur- 
 ther disclosures. And I returned to the Col- 
 lege, and saturated my body with ointment, 
 and retired, and sweat, and scratched all 
 night, and did not close my weary eyes until 
 the Cambridge rooster crowed. 
 
 (To be continued to our last loan.) 
 
 Let the Firemen Stand to their Guns ! 
 
 And Nerer Surrender their Glorious Vol- 
 unteer System to the Corrupt Politicians, 
 and with it their Widows' and Orphans' 1 
 Fund. * 
 
 We wrote and published the following doc- 
 ument in the New York Herald one year be- 
 fore we opened our batteries against George 
 W. Matsell's alienage. But it is more appro- 
 priate now than in 1 85-t, as the enthusiastic 
 champions of a Paid Fire Department are in- 
 closing and about to overwhelm the adversa- 
 ries of that fatal system, like the allied armies 
 the great Napoleon at Waterloo. Although 
 we had written the Annual and Special Fire 
 Reports of Alfred Carson in 1851, '2, and '3, 
 yet we wrote and published this document 
 without his consultation, as he was in Troy, 
 New York, when it appeared in the Herald ; 
 but when he read it ir. the cars between Al- 
 bany and New York, he was delighted with 
 it, as he informed us on his arrival in this 
 city. The Firemen will perceive that it was 
 written soon after the destruction of Jeuning's 
 Clothing Store in Broadway, and the loss of 
 human life; and that we hurl back the ungen- 
 erous charges of almost the universal press of 
 Mew York, that the firemen were a gang of 
 thieves, because some cheap and scorched aud 
 wet clothing was placed over the chilly and 
 mangled and dying firemen by their weeping 
 comrades on that mournful occasion, and 
 found on their dead bodies in the City Hos- 
 pital. 
 
 But read, Firemen, read, and unite to a man 
 against all who would destroy the Volunteer 
 
 Fire System of New York, which is the best 
 ever devised since the forests aud Indians 
 yielded to civilization and freedom. 
 
 From the New York Herald of May 14, 1854. 
 
 Firemen of New York : — The columns of 
 almost every public journal are closed against 
 you. The hand of almost every editor is up- 
 lifted to strike yon down. The scurvy politi- 
 cians, to a man, are against you, and the in- 
 surance corporations are spending their mon- 
 ey freely to distract and subvert your organ- 
 ization, for the first time since the Indians 
 transmitted their fire department to the pale 
 faces. And why this unhallowed alliance of 
 the press, politicians, and insurance corpora- 
 tions, for your demolition? I will tell you. 
 The press would blot out Alfred Carson, be- 
 cause he dared attack them, and silence their 
 base libels on his good name; the corrupt pol- 
 iticians would bury yourselves and Carson in 
 one common ruin, because you have driven 
 their Aldermanic cronies back to their dreary 
 abodes of reflection and remorse, and the bi- 
 ting neglect of meritorious citizens ; and the 
 insurance companies have secretly united to 
 destroy you, because you and your predeces- 
 sors have been so kind and true to them and 
 their ancestors for one or two centuries. In- 
 gratitude is of rare occurrence among honor- 
 able men, but from soulless corporations it is 
 to be expected, although they are composed of 
 creatures who profess to have souls. 
 
 A paid fire department is the ostensible cry 
 of the press; but your chastisement is their 
 leading motive, because you have clung like 
 brothers to your Chief, against their maledic- 
 tions. Their first object is to render you ob- 
 noxious with the people. And how woidd 
 they effect this? Not by honorable means, 
 hut by branding you indiscriminately as 
 thieves, even while some of you are imploring, 
 in the name of a humane God, to be extrica- 
 ted from burning ruins, and when the thrilling 
 cries of your deceased comrades could be 
 heard in their editorial closets ; and, when ex- 
 tricated, (some dead, and others apparently in' 
 their last gasp,) these editors send you, edito- 
 rially, to the hospital or to Greenwood, as a 
 gang of worthless thieves. They thus de- 
 grade and lacerate the bleeding hearts of your 
 distracted kindred ; and, to make sure of their 
 victims, living and dead, they devise a hellish 
 plot to entrap your noble Chief Engineer to 
 testify against your departed companions, 
 whose testimony before the Coroner's Jury, 
 was most shamefully perverted by almost 
 every press in the city. And these editors do 
 all this to operate on the people, and in favor 
 of a paid fire department. 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 Firemen, you do not merit this degradation 
 and this cruel persecution from the press, (the 
 safety of whose costly establishments you 
 watoh with such sleepless vigilance,) simply 
 because you have conscientiously testified 
 your undeviating devotion to your Chief, who 
 has shared your perils for so many years, 
 ■while those who would degrade and destroy 
 you, are sweetly reposing on feather beds, and 
 making glorious dividends from your gratuit- 
 ous and perilous labors. 
 
 The editors prate about the thievish pro- 
 pensities of firemen, as though there were no 
 thieves among the editors ; but these editors 
 mnst be a most infernal set of scamps from 
 their glowing accounts of each other. And 
 the editors prognosticate no more thefts if the 
 firemen are only paid good fat salaries, and are 
 called brigadiers, or brigade firemen. These 
 brigadiers must come direct from Heaven, if 
 there be not, here and there, a devil among 
 them. Louis Napoleon elected himself Em- 
 peror through his fire brigades, and other sim- 
 ilar organizations ; and Matsell, backed by 
 a large portion ot the press and the politicians, 
 may have some mischievous game in view, for 
 he is in his shirt sleeves for a fire brigade. — 
 Brigadier Matsell ! How that would sound ! 
 And a Brigadier of two Departments, viz. : 
 the fire and the police. O, there's much in 
 that. Did not Matsell once attempt to wear 
 a white fireman's cap ? and did not Anderson 
 make him take it off? And did not Matsell 
 order a general alarm at the fire in Forsyth 
 street the other day ? Oh, firemen, why will 
 you repose on a volcano ? 
 
 Much is said by the press of the indepen- 
 dence of the police, under its present organiza- 
 tion. But does not Matsell report the trem- 
 bling policemen for misdemeanor to the Mayor, 
 Recorder, and City Judge, whose action is 
 final in their removal? This power, in the 
 hands of Matsell, is a lash, and enables him, 
 in connection with his captains and lieuten- 
 ants, to control the city. How easy for a po- 
 lice captain, under instructions from Matsell, 
 to silence the clamors of their political oppo- 
 nents at the polls, and to incarcerate, (in the 
 Tombs or station houses, until the election is 
 over, and the votes are " satisfactorily" count- 
 ed,) under the pretext of disturbance, all those 
 who dared oppose Matsell's candidates, and 
 the candidates of Matsell's friends among the 
 press and the politicians. And if we had 
 another powerful political organization, in the 
 form of a paid fire department, or Napoleonic 
 Fire Brigade, that would harmonize in its ac- 
 tion with the police department, and with the 
 leading politicians, and with the press, and 
 with the insurance and other corporations, 
 what would become of the right of practical 
 suffrage in the city of New York ? It would 
 exist only in name. 
 
 With power equally distributed among the 
 nations of Europe, there would be no cause 
 for war. Nicholas thinks he can resist all 
 Europe in arms : hence the present war. 
 What mainly preserves the union of the States 
 is the eqality of representation of States in 
 the American Senate, through which the re- 
 served rights of the States are chiefly protect- 
 ed. And what will preserve the city of New 
 York from conflagration, and best protect the 
 ballot-box, and promote the best interests of 
 the city, will be for the press to be far less 
 grasping in its desires for universal power, 
 through its advocation of, and its subsequent 
 intimate connection with, the leading officers 
 of dangerous political organizations, which 
 must ultimately result in their absorption of 
 the right of suffrage, and perhaps in tho de- 
 struction of the city itself. Let the press and 
 tho public organizations studiously move in 
 their respective spheres, like the States and 
 the General Government, — a serious collision, 
 
 or too friendly intimacy, being equally fatal 
 to both, and to all concerned. 
 
 The Press has power enough, and quite as 
 much as the people can safely allow them. 
 The public corporations have more power 
 than is consistent with the public safety, and 
 the purity and exercise of the elective fran- 
 chise. But I repeat, that with a police de- 
 partment, and paid fire department, and other 
 public corporations, and the press, all united 
 in a specified object, God have mercy on the 
 city of New York. Farewell, then, to the 
 right of suffrage in this city. The paid fire- 
 men and the paid policemen, openly or tacitly 
 sustained by the press, would utterly block 
 up and control the passages leading to the 
 ballot-boxes, permitting (as many of the police 
 do now) only those to vote who could give 
 the countersign. This fearful consolidation of 
 power in the first American city might lead 
 to the roost deplorable results to the whole 
 country. We have not existed eighty years 
 as a Republic, which is a very brief period in 
 the silent and trackless footsteps of centuries. 
 The American eagle might fall to-morrow 
 from his projecting cliff, never to rise. Rome 
 ruled, and finally destroyed the Roman Em- 
 pire. So with Athens and Alexandria, and 
 other ancient cities. Paris, through political 
 organizations, rules France. These associa- 
 tions, controlled by a bold, reckless, and ac- 
 complished leader, can make France a repub- 
 lic to-day, and a despotism to-morrow. Lon- 
 don, through her public corporations, which 
 were gradually stolen from the people, con- 
 trols the British empire, on whose vast pos- 
 sessions the sun never sets. And why should 
 not New York, with similar organizations, 
 and controlled by a crafty, irresponsible, un- 
 scrupulous, and unbridled press, ultimately re- 
 duce the Whole country to despotism and de- 
 grading vassalage ? Some of our leading and 
 most honorable statesmen will tell you that 
 the city of New York controls the national 
 conventions of either party, and the national 
 politics, through half a dozen bloated politi- 
 cal scamps, located in this city and Albany. 
 
 Firemen of New York, and other citizens, 
 are you prepared to incurthese perils? If not, 
 arise and resist the superhuman efforts to dis- 
 grace ant destroy you! Grasp and hold with 
 giant strength the little you have left of the 
 right of suffrage ; — cling, with undying firm- 
 ness and affection, to your noble organization ; 
 resist the attempts to saddle this tax-ridden 
 city with an additional tax of nearly one mil- 
 lion of dollars, for the support of a paid fire 
 department, and avert the possible contin- 
 gency that some mushroom scoundrel may, at 
 no remote day, haughtily dispense the curses 
 of monarchy or unlimited despotism on the 
 ruins of your country ! 
 
 A paid fire department, composed of a limit- 
 ed number of hired mercenaries, could not 
 protect this city so effectually as a voluntary 
 system. It could be done in the cities of Eu- 
 rope, where the habitations are composed of 
 bricks, granite, marble, and other substances 
 impervious to fire, but not in New York, 
 where almost every edifice is a pile of shav- 
 ings, or combustible matter. Moreover, hired 
 civilians are the same as hired soldiers. Both 
 work for pay, and not for public utility and 
 renown. But the volunteer firemen of New 
 York are as zealous and courageous as the 
 soldiers of the Revolution, while paid firemen 
 would evince the slothfulness and cowardice 
 of the British in that memorable contest. 
 Any man contending for liberty, and his wife 
 and children, can easily rend to fragments 
 three cowardly mercenary combatants, and a 
 volunteer fireman of New York, panting for 
 deeds of valor, and the love and respect of his 
 fellow men, can effect more than half a dozen 
 paid lazzaroni, who go to their perilous task 
 as slaves go to the field. 
 
 For years the press of New York has dis- 
 gusted and insulted the firemen, by striving to 
 make the people believe that the police were 
 more efficient at fires than tho firemen ; and 
 most of these puffs are written at Matsell's 
 and the Captains' offices. We now begin to 
 see the motive of this, which was two-fold. 
 First, to make tho police system popu- 
 lar with the people — and it has required an 
 immense deal of puffing to make it even tole- 
 rable with the people. And, secondly, to pre- 
 pare the people for another police organiza- 
 tion in the form of a paid fire department. We 
 shall not recur to the past, but will recur to 
 the future, files of the press, and we will ven- 
 ture the prediction that, ere many days, it will 
 be publicly announced that poor Matsell has 
 either broken his thigh at a fire, or had his 
 coat burned entirely from his back, or that he 
 has saved the lives of seventy-five policemen, 
 by ordering them down stairs just as the fatal 
 crash was about to come ; or, fancying him- 
 self Chief Engineer, he has actually struck a 
 general alarm, as in Forsyth street. Or it may 
 be announced that Captains Brennan, Leon- 
 ard, or some other daring policemen, have 
 quenced a tolerably large conflagration before 
 the firemen arrived ; and that, at the same 
 terrific Are, they saved the lives of several 
 men, women, and children, at the imminent 
 risk of losing their own valuable lives. 
 
 This base stuff', and these monstrous lies, 
 which daily fill the columns of the Press, con- 
 cocted by the Police Department as early and 
 valuable news, may have rendered the Police 
 Department a little more tolerable with the 
 people, but, at the same time, it has created a 
 breach and a deadly hatred between the police- 
 men and the firemen that will not be effaced 
 while the present race of editors shall exist. 
 And if they would atone for the mischief they 
 have thus created, and would have more 
 friendly relations subsist between the Police 
 and Fire Departments, the sooner they stop 
 such disgusting nonsense the better for them, 
 and for the city at large. 
 
 Stephen H. Bkanoh. 
 
 May 14, 1854, 
 
 And now, firemen, be vigilant, or you are 
 lost. You are surrounded by spies and internal 
 foes, who talk in favor of the Volunteer Sys- 
 tem, and yet in ambush are toiling unceas- 
 ingly against it. The Fire Department swarms 
 with these hypocrites, who are mostly politi- 
 cians, and employed to stab your Volunteer 
 System by the chief robbers of the politicians, 
 who desire to strangle the rights of tho peo- 
 ple, and rob and oppress them with taxation, 
 through two suoh overshadowing political 
 organizations as the Fire and Police Depart- 
 ments. 
 
 Sttpfetn f. § ranch's ^iliptnr. 
 
 NEW YORK, SATURDAY, MAY 22, 1858. 
 
 LAMENTATIONS OF A GKAHAMITE. 
 
 At the advent of Homreopatby a physician 
 said : " There, Branch, take one drop every 
 hour, and if you feel a twitch in the arms, or 
 lingers, or toes, describe your electric thrills 
 as accurately as possible, and let me see your 
 notes when we meet again." The anticipated 
 twitches in the far extremities alarmed us, 
 lest our heart might get a slight twitch, and 
 we bo very suddenly twitched into the grim 
 abode of withered skeletons. We were eating 
 Graham bread at this time with Horace Gree- 
 ley, in Barclay street, and averaged about 
 eight loaves a day between us, exclusive of 
 the mush and stewed apples. An allopathic 
 physician had assured us that all our fat was 
 gone, save a small chunk near the spleen, and 
 Horace warned us to take no medicine, but to 
 duck our carcase every day, which would 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 soon bring to the surface all the indiscretions 
 of early j T ears, as he had long averaged two 
 baths a day, which produced two hundred 
 boils, of which only twenty-eight remained. 
 So, on a winter's morning, about five o'clock, 
 we entered a little Egyptian mummy canvas 
 perpendicular box, (before the introduction of 
 the blessed Croton,) and hooked the canvas 
 pine-frame door, and pulled the string, and 
 down came the icy water. In our thrilling 
 despair and unconsciousness, we grasped the 
 string, like a drowning man a straw, and 
 jerked and re-jerked it, until we broke the 
 entire upper cistern arrangements, when down 
 came ten hogsheads of rain water on our poor 
 head, and washed away the mummy box, and 
 us with it. After a Jonah scuffle, we crawled 
 out of the box, and opened the bath-room 
 door, and screamed fire, and murder, and sea- 
 weed, and ran down stairs, with ten hogs- 
 heads of water at our heels. "We ran into the 
 kitchen, where the servants slept, who sprang 
 from their beds, and ran into the street, and 
 yelled, and aroused the neighbors, — and hens 
 cackled, and cats mewed, and dogs barked, in 
 all directions. We seized a tub and dashed 
 up stairs against the overwhelming torrent, 
 and found about forty lean Grahamites, up to 
 their knees in water, and poor MacDonald 
 Clarke and Horace Greeley among them, bail- 
 ing for their lives, in their nocturnal mantles. 
 Chairs, and books, and umbrellas, were float- 
 ing on the bosom of the waters, and the scene 
 resembled the devastation of Noah's deluge, 
 or the encampment of California miners, at 
 the rise and desolation of the Sacramento and 
 her tributary streams. The walls were soon 
 re-plastered, and new carpets laid, and chat'-. 
 and saturation departed. We partially recov- 
 ered from the bathing concussion, but were 
 slowly wasting, and approaching the Spirit 
 land, when we consulted an allopathic physi- 
 cian, (who was an old friend of ours,) who 
 told us that Graham bread and mush had di- 
 minished and nearly paralyzed our kidneys, 
 and that we must drink gin or die. We told 
 him that our Father was President of the 
 Rhode Island State Temperance Society, and 
 that we belonged to three Teetotal Societies, 
 and was President of one, and Recording Se- 
 cretary of another, and that we could not 
 drink gin, although we might possibly go gin- 
 ger pop, without violating the Constitution of 
 either Society. The Doctor then said : " Well, 
 Branch, give me both hands, and let me also 
 embrace you most fervently, and even kiss 
 you, as you will probably die in about three 
 days, and I shall never see you again, until I 
 cotne to your funeral. Good by, my good 
 fellow, and may God bless you in the other 
 world." " Good Lord, Doctor, don't go — but 
 bring on your gin, and I'll drink a gallon to 
 begin with, and more if you say so. I'm not 
 prepared to die, and dam the Temperance 
 Societies, where life and death and decayed 
 kidneys are involved." He then went to the 
 Astor House, and got a quart of the purest 
 gin, and told us to drink freely of it, which 
 wo did, and soon felt so happy that we arose 
 from our bed, and went to Mitchell's Olympic 
 Theatre, where the sweet Mary Taylor was 
 placarded for the Child of the Regiment, and 
 Mitchell for Jem Bags. The gin had now got 
 the better of us, and we talked, and laughed, 
 and hissed the actors, until Mitchell approach- 
 ed the foot-lights, and made an inflammatory 
 speech against us, when a deafening shout 
 arose: u Put him out! put him out!" and 
 out we went, in a mighty hurry, over the 
 heads of ladies and gentlemen. On reaching 
 the outer door, a policeman saw us, whom we 
 had learned to read and write, who accompa- 
 nied us to the Graham House, and left us at 
 the street door. We staggered up stairs, and 
 got into the bed room of two nervons old 
 maids, who were rigid Grahamites, and as 
 
 thin as shads, who screamed so frightfully, that 
 we got out as soon as possible, lest they would 
 scratch our eyes out, and tear us to bleeding 
 tatters. We then got into the bed room of 
 Horace Greeley, who poked out his bald head 
 from his straw pillow and scanty Graham bed- 
 clothes, and exclaimed : " Who's there ?" 
 " Thou pale and ghastly shadow ! what dost 
 thou in my bed ? How dare you enter the 
 sacred precincts of my domestic castle ?" 
 "You dam drunken vagabond! you are a liar, 
 if you say I'm in your bed. This is my room, 
 and my couch, and if you don't leave, I'll 
 throw my boot at your bewildered skull. — 
 Hence! thou miserable sot! Away!" We 
 then approached him, and sat on the side of 
 his narrow cot, and stroked his chin, when he 
 gave us a tremendous blow, in the face, and 
 made our nose bleed copiously. He then 
 arose, and perceiving who we were, ex- 
 pressed the deepest sorrow, and bathed our 
 nostrils, and led us to our room in the attic, 
 and undressed us, and put us to bed, and 
 tucked in the blankets, and after a scathing 
 lecture against intemperance, he left us with 
 a fond good night. We sent for our gin phy- 
 sician, who said that whoever cured us, must 
 cure our nerves, and he could not do it. This 
 we regarded as our final knell, and we began 
 to read the Bible and hymn hook, and prepare 
 for death. But a homoeopathic physician was 
 strongly recommended, whom we consulted, 
 who gave us phosphorus and aconitum, which 
 revived us like galvanic batteries, and he then 
 told us to exchange Graham bread and mush 
 for beef-soup and tenderloin, and we recovered 
 rapidly. We were teaching a lad, whose dear 
 little sister had the dysentery, with two allo- 
 pathic butchers in attendance, who, after 
 bleeding, and leeching, and blistering, and 
 suffusing her system with mercury, recom- 
 mended brandy as a last resort. The little 
 angel had her last fit, as was supposed, and as 
 her father was exhausted and bed-ridden with' 
 grief and a burning fever, we went for a coffin 
 towards midnight, and entered a store where 
 there was a lamp in its expiring rays, and rang 
 the bell, when in the drear and narrow per- 
 spective, we beheld the lank and greedy grave- 
 digger in his shirt and pants, and black 
 nightcap, approaching us, in about the 
 measured pace of " Hamlet's Ghost." — 
 He had a dark lantern, and seemed a hideous 
 spectre emerging from the regions of the dead. 
 We were extremely nervous, and awfully dys- 
 peptic, and unusually depressed from the pro- 
 tracted storm, and could endure his fearful 
 aspect no longer, and when within five paces 
 of our trembling person, we darted from the 
 coffin store, and ran as though the evil Nicho- 
 las was after us. The sexton suspected us for 
 a thief, and chased us several blocks, but we 
 fiew like a whirlwind, and the devil himself 
 could not have caught us. On reaching the 
 abode of the suffering innocent, we found 
 that she had emerged from the last fit, and off 
 we scampered for the homoeopathic physician 
 who had saved our life with phosphorus, and 
 aconitum, and beef soup, and tenderloin. We 
 aroused him from his couch, and we were by 
 the side of the little invalid in twenty minutes, 
 when the Doctor removed a tooth, (her jaws 
 being apparently closed in death,) and depos- 
 ited about four drops of medicine in her 
 mouth, which was continued during the night, 
 and at twelve, meridian,, she ate egg and 
 potato combined, with milk, and in five days 
 she rollicked all over the house. While con- 
 ducting the Matsell Investigation, we wrote a 
 Disquisition on Worms, and Mrs. Doughty, 
 (the amiable wife of Mr. Doughty, who was 
 long counected with the New York Street 
 Department, and whose lovely daughter mar- 
 ried a member of the great Banking House of 
 Prime, Ward, & King,) called on the noble 
 and supremely beautiful Mrs. Alderman John 
 
 H. Briggs, and said : " I reside near Newark, 
 New Jersey. My husband's name is Samuel S. 
 Doughty, (who was Street Commissioner of 
 the City of New York in 1SU and '-15,) and 
 is very wealthy, and has erected a mansion that 
 will compare with any in New Jersey. We 
 have spacious grounds, and gardens, and or- 
 chards, and horses, and carriages, and all that 
 can render us happy in the evening of our 
 days, and yet we are very miserable. A dark 
 cloud hovers over our magnificent abode, that 
 we fear will soon belch the elements of de- 
 struction, and overwhelm us all in one common 
 ruin. I have a sweet, and intellectual, and 
 generous-hearted daughter, whose rare con- 
 versational powers, and vocal and instru- 
 mental music,, cheered us in other days, who 
 has been chained to a couch of illness more 
 than two years. So disconsolate is her heart, 
 that she will not permit her rosy and 
 curly children to enter her apartment, nor a 
 solitary mortal, save myself and husband. 
 Her stomach rejects every species of food, and 
 she has the piles most awfully, and several 
 other diseases. Doctors Parker and Mott, and 
 other eminent Americans, and two distin- 
 guished European physicians, have crossed the 
 Atlantic, and toiled long and hard for her res- 
 toration. Now, my dear Mrs. Briggs, please 
 listen very attentively to what I am about to 
 disclose. A week since, I discovered a long 
 article on Worms in the New York Daily 
 1'iines, signed by Stephen H. Branch, and read 
 it to my daughter, to elicit, if possible, a smile 
 from her sad face. Bnt I had scarcely closed 
 it, ere she partially arose in her bed, and fixed 
 her excited eyes upon me, and most terribly 
 alarmed'' me, as she had not arisen in her bed 
 for months, without assistance, and I said : 
 ' Why, my dear child, did you arise without 
 my aid, and why, dear Caroline, do you stare 
 so at your mother ?' She waved her hand, 
 and faintly cried: 'Go on, dear mother, go 
 on, and let me agaiu hear the delightful music 
 of those words. I am saved, mother, I am 
 saved, and Stephen II. Branch is my deliverer. 
 Read, mother, read, and gladden the heart of 
 poor Caroline.' And I read it again, and she 
 alternately wept and laughed until I closed it, 
 and then she softly laid her head upon her 
 pillow, and crossed her asms on her excited 
 and swelling bosom, and breathed a prayer to 
 God for the preservation of Mr. Branch, until 
 she could behold him. Her words were per- 
 fect inspiration, and I cried until my eyes 
 were highly inflamed, and until I almost fell 
 upon the floor, and I dared not cry more, and 
 I had to leave her and call my husband, who 
 came and relieved me. She had not slept 
 without laudanum for months, but in ten 
 minutes after I closed Mr. Branch's article on 
 Worms, she passed into a gentle and natural 
 slumber, and did not awake until the follow- 
 ing day at meridian. And her repose impart- 
 ed a rainbow glow to her icy cheeks, and ex- 
 changed roses for lilies. And she beckoned 
 me to her bedside, and softly said : ' Mother : 
 I want you to visit Mr. Branch, as I believe I 
 have got worms, and I am sure, from his 
 glowing and truthful Dissertation on this novel 
 theme, that he fully understands my caso, 
 which the most eminent physicians have fail- 
 ed to fathom.' I smiled, and assured her that 
 it would be useless. But for several days she 
 has afforded me no peace, sueh have been her 
 importunities for me to see Mr. Branch. And 
 as I conceived it very dangerous to oppose her 
 will, in her critical condition, I have come, 
 and I desire you to exert all your influence to 
 induce Mr. Branch to accompany me to my 
 residence in the suburbs of Newark, and see 
 my beloved child, who will salute him like a 
 brother and deliverer, and who is nearly dis- 
 tracted to behold him." Mrs. Briggs sent for 
 us, and we personally responded on the fol- 
 lowing day, when wo told her that we were 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S A LLIGATOR. 
 
 chasing MatseJl night and day, and could not 
 spare the time to visit Newark invalids; nor 
 did wu desire to, as we were not u practical 
 physician, and if we assumed the awful respon- 
 sibility of treating chronic piles and worms, 
 if a patient died while under our care, we 
 might be arrested for murder, and be tried by 
 a jury packed by Dick Connolly, as County 
 Clerk, and be condemned and hung. So, in 
 comes Mrs. Doughty again, and again, and 
 through her tears, and those thrilling and irre- 
 sistible apostrophes of a devoted mother, she 
 touches the magic cord in the heart of Mrs. 
 Briggs, who resolved to get me to Newark, if 
 possible. So, she comes at me like General 
 Putnam's or Samson's wives, and demands me 
 to visit Newark to gratify the. invalid's curi- 
 osity to see me, as a matter of humanity, and 
 said' that if I did not go, the daughter might 
 die in a lit, and I would be responsible to God 
 and man, and to woman also, for she, herself, 
 would forever bold me responsible for the 
 premature demise of the pale divinity of New- 
 ark. So, we proposed to go, if her husband, 
 Alderman John H. Briggs, would accompany 
 us. We then winked to Jack, and he hesi- 
 tated, which pleased us well, and we peremp- 
 torily declined to go. But Mrs. Briggs then 
 flew at Jack with a fork and pepper box, and 
 Ja/k yielded like a docile lamb, and we also 
 had to go, or perhaps receive the perforation 
 of a fork, or a gill of pepper in our eyes, or 
 listen to a tongue that might have blistered 
 our conscience. So we saw our extraordinary 
 physician, who had ejected eleven worms from 
 our belly, (one of which was tied in a square 
 knot,) and over we went to Jersey City, 
 where Mr. Doughty, and the most beautiful 
 horses and carriage, with driver and postilion, 
 anxiously awaited our arrival, and on we go 
 to the suburbs of Newark, crossing a stream 
 in a ferry boat, that strongly reminded us of 
 the immortal river Styx. We reach Mr. 
 Doughty's elegant residence, and rove through 
 the meandering patios, aud cull pretty flowers, 
 and luscious peaches, and enjoy a rural din- 
 ner, and are escorted by Mrs. Doughty into 
 the presence of her daughter, who extends 
 her skeleton fingers, and archly lays them in 
 ours, whose icy coldness thrills the fibres of 
 our bowels. She strives to smile, and casts ten- 
 der glances, and looks down into our soul, for 
 a deliverer. Our eyes reflect the fondest hope, 
 and as she beheld this cheerful word, on the 
 surface of our vision, she sweetly smiles, and 
 presses onr palm with tenderness and love. 
 And then she breathes patient words of her 
 atllictions, and touching soliloquies, and sings 
 plaintive verses, and eclipses the sad Ophelia, 
 when moaning for Hamlet, or scattering with- 
 ered flowers, or on the rosy margin of the 
 glassy brook, where she meets a watery grave. 
 In her lucid intervals, we describe her symp- 
 toms and emotions with such minuteness, that 
 we quickly win her confidence, and she is 
 ready to show us her piles and half a dozen 
 other diseases, including worms, and she di- 
 rects her mother to remove the bed clothes, 
 and let us behold her scabs and frightful 
 probes and lacerations, and inhuman mutila- 
 tions, by the leading physicians of Europe and 
 America. But we very emphatically direct 
 Mrs. Doughty to replace the sheets, and quilts, 
 and blankets, as we were not a physician, and 
 had no license, and as the authorities of New 
 Jersey (which were rather severe when they 
 caught a foreign barbarian in their dominions) 
 might cage us, if they learned that we were 
 examining female patients without a Jersey 
 permit. But we assured both mother and 
 daughter, that the gentleman below, in com- 
 pany with Alderman Briggs, was the very 
 physician who drove eleven worms from our 
 stomach, and that he could critically examine 
 her diseases, as he was a licensed physician. 
 go, although the invalid abjured her own 
 
 lovely children, and her dear kindred, and 
 doctors, and all save her father and mother, 
 yet she bad such confidence in us, that she 
 
 permitted our physician to enter her cham- 
 ber, where he critically examined her person, 
 and' immediately assured her that, he could not 
 only save, but cure her in six weeks. She 
 swooned at this thrilling intelligence, and did 
 not recover her consciousness for two bonis, 
 when ourself, and the Doctor, and Alderman 
 Briggs, returned to New York. Two months 
 afterward-, we called on the Doctor, who in- 
 formed us that he bad just returned from a 
 very large party in Layiayette Place, where he 
 had passed the evening very pleasantly with 
 Mr. and Mrs. Doughty and their lovely daugh- 
 ter, who was entirely restored to health, and 
 who played the great piano music of Thalberg 
 ami Liztfor him, and sang nearly equal to Al- 
 boni, and that be had the pleasure of a waltz 
 in her graceful and bewitching embraces, who 
 darted through the parlor in a dance, like an 
 eagle through the air, and that the father, and 
 mother, and daughter, warmly inquired for 
 Mr. Branch, whom they regarded as the 
 saviour of their earthly happiness. And thus 
 closes the lamentations and humanities of a 
 ghastly Grahamite, whose narrative on Worms 
 restored a marble statue to vitality, and her 
 parents, and children, and kindred and friends, 
 to the divinest hilarity and joy. And for miles 
 around the residence of the Doughtys, invalids 
 have been rescued from early graves by this 
 supernatural physician, who recently was 
 compelled to conceal himself from the regi- 
 ments of skeletons who applied for his magic 
 skill and medicines, which is the only reason 
 why we do not disclose his mighty name, lest 
 his patients waste him to the mournful realms 
 of Greenwood, where his slender frame will 
 soon repose forever. 
 
 make this a glorious, an immortal day. When 
 we are in our graves, our children will honor 
 it. They will celebrate it with thanksgivings, 
 with bonfires and illuminations. On its annual 
 return they will shed tears, copious, gushing 
 te ar8 — no t of subjection and slavery — not of 
 agony and distress — but of gratitude, of con- 
 solation, and of joy. And I leave off as I be- 
 gan — that live or die— survive or perish — I 
 am for the Declaration. It is my living senti- 
 ment, and by the blessing of God it shall he 
 my dying sentiment — Independence now, and 
 Independence forever !" 
 
 A Melancholy Postscript !— We called last evening to 
 read these lamentations to the Doctor of Mrs. Doughty s 
 daughter, and we learned that he was reposing in the dark 
 and silent caverns of the globe. 0, the rats and mice and 
 pigmies and shadows and phantoms of life's funny and tear- 
 ful and mysterious fandango. We open our eyes in the 
 sweet twilight of ttie morning, and behold the gorgeous 
 panorama of the Universe, and form the warmest attach- 
 ments, and go to our rest at sunset, never to awake ! Peace 
 to the soul and ashes of Dr. DaTirJ Perry, who is the la- 
 mented Physician of our narrative, who was the student of 
 Dr. Cheesnan, and preserved thelife of.ourself and brother 
 and other kindred and friends. 
 
 For American Youth to Read, and for 
 Thieves and Traitors to Ponder. 
 
 With the Declaration of Independence in 
 his right hand, John Adams, on the Fourth of 
 July, 1776, rose and said : 
 
 "Mr. President : — Read this Declaration at 
 the head of the Army ; every sword will be 
 drawn from its scabbard, and the solemn vow 
 uttered to maintain it or perish on the bed of 
 honor. Publish it from the pulpit : religion 
 will approve of it, and the love of religious 
 liberty will cling around it, resolved to stand 
 with it or fall with it. Send it to the public 
 halls— proclaim it there— let them hear it who 
 heard the first roar of the enemy's cannon — let 
 them see it who saw their sons and their 
 brothers fall on the field of Bunker's Hill, and 
 in the streets of Lexington and Concord, and 
 the very walls will cry out in its support. 
 Sir, I know the uncertainty of human affairs ; 
 but I can see — see clearly through this day's 
 business. You and I may not live to the time 
 when this Declaration shall be made good, — 
 we may die — die colonists — die slaves — die, it 
 may be, ignominiously and on the scaffold. — 
 Be it so— be it so. If it be the pleasure of 
 Heaven that my country shall require the poor 
 offering of my life, the victim shall be ready 
 at the appointed hour of sacrifice, come when 
 that hour may. But while I do live, let me 
 have a country, or at least the hope of a coun- 
 try, and that a free country. Through the 
 thick gloom of the present I see the brightness 
 of the future, as the sun in Lieaven. We shall 
 
 Reflections at the grave of Chaeles A. 
 Jesup, who reposes in the suburbs of West- 
 port, Ct. ; written by Stephen H. Branch, in 
 liis early years : — 
 
 To thy loved tomb I've come to day, 
 To sing of thee a mournful lay : 
 Not in the strain I used to sing, 
 For life is now a weary thing. 
 
 As I came here, I gladly found 
 A pretty bird upon thy mound : 
 It lingered long, and sang as though 
 Departed worth reposed below. 
 
 Bv thy lone grave, in this strange land, 
 'Neath April skies, I hapless stand : 
 While num'rous flocks and herds I spy, 
 With honest farmers ploughing nigh. 
 
 I can but think, as I look round, 
 That you once played upon this ground : 
 The hills ! the stream ! the velvet lawn ! 
 E'en house I see where thou wast born 1 
 Where thou wast born? Alas ! where died, 
 And all our best affections tried : 
 Aye, on that drear, autumnal day, 
 When, round thee, dying, all did pray. 
 That was, indeed, a cruel year. 
 To cut down one to kin so dear ; 
 So full of promise, and so young, 
 To whom we all so fondly clung. 
 Was't not enough, with fatal blow, 
 A nation to o'erwhelm in woe? 
 In that fell year, a chieftain died— 
 Brave Harrison — his country's pride. 
 But we'll not chide — 'twas God's decree : 
 Thv day was come — He wanted thee : 
 Thy sudden death spread gloom— indeed, 
 Caused many a manly heart to bteed. 
 Ton weary farmers cease to plough, 
 To mingle with sweet twilight now, 
 Which warns me to depart this place, 
 And wend my way at rapid pace. 
 Dear Charley ! all the past I see ! 
 Our fav'rite walks ! thy happy glee! 
 God ! farewell ! in tears I leave ! 
 My heart would here forever cleave ! 
 
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 SATURDAY, MAY 29, 1858. 
 
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 For Boys and Girls, and Wives and Hus- 
 bands, and Venerable Men to read and 
 remember forever ! 
 
 The corrupt antecedents of Judge Russell 
 and Superintendent Tallmadge — Sad revela- 
 tions — The founders of Straw Bail dissected 
 to their marrow bones, by a man who was in 
 collusion with them in their deeds of pub- 
 lic villainy. 
 
 In 18±1, I (Stephen H. Branch) went into 
 the law office of Mr. Seely, in Fulton street, 
 who, being absent, I awaited his return. He 
 had an interesting boy to open his office and 
 run errands. I asked him if he was a native 
 of the -city, and he said yes, and told me chat 
 his father and mother were dead, and that 
 his grandmother had recently died, and that 
 his only surviving relative was an aunt, who 
 was an actress, and travelling over the coun- 
 try, and that she seldom visited the city, 
 which made him feel very lonely and un- 
 happy. I asked him if lie would like to have 
 me teach him gratuitously, and he said he 
 would^-that he was at school in Connecticut 
 before his grandmother died, and was obliged 
 to close his studies in consequence of her 
 death — and that he would have travelled with 
 his aunt, after his grandmother died, if she- 
 had not made him promise on her bed of 
 death, that he would never become an actor. 
 I saw genius in the youth, and strongly sym- 
 pathised with his loneliness and misfortunes, 
 and soon began to teach him during his lei- 
 sure hours. His aunt was long absent, and 
 sent him no money, and the lady with whom 
 he boarded got uneasy, and I took him to 
 board with me, at Mrs. Mitchell's, in Broad- 
 way, with whom Otto Dressel, the Reverend 
 Doctor George Potts' music teacher, subse- 
 quently boarded in Bond, and at the corner 
 of Houston and McDougal streets. While we 
 boarded with Mrs. Mitchell, an English boy 
 came there, and formed his acquaintance, who 
 had recently come to America with a German 
 traveller. They were about the same age, 
 and congenial from mutual loneliness, and they 
 immediately formed a devoted friendship. I 
 taught them, both in English and Latin, and 
 I dearly loved them. I did all I could to 
 please them, and improve their minds, and I 
 took them to Flushing, and Newark, and Al- 
 bany, for pastime. The English boy left the 
 city with the German traveller, and was ab- 
 sent several months. I got the American hoy 
 situations in lawyers' offices and dry goods 
 stores, where he seldom stayed long, and he 
 became a great tax on my limited means, but 
 I clung to him in my darkest hours. He told 
 me that he desired to dine at the Astor House, 
 
 with the son of a lawyer, in whose employ he 
 had been. I rather doubted his story, but let 
 him go. Soon afterwards, he requested me 
 to let him go again, and I did so, going my- 
 self, soon after he left me, and took a position 
 near the door, after the gong had summoned 
 the boarders to dinner. On emerging from 
 the dining room after dinner, I asked him 
 where the son of the lawyer was. He said 
 that he was in the dining hall. I told him that 
 I would like an introduction to him. His 
 cheeks were naturally as red as a rose, but my 
 unexpected presence, and request for an in- 
 troduction to the lawyer's son, made his face 
 as pale as a ghost's, and I saw that he had 
 stolen his dinner, which he slowly acknowl- 
 edged, and admitted that he had dined twice 
 at the Astor without an intention to pay for 
 his dinners, and that he knew no sou of a 
 lawyer residing at the Astor House. I vio- 
 lently upbraided him, and told him that he 
 would ultimately become the tenant of a 
 prison, and perhaps die on the scaffold, if he 
 did not check his thievish propensities. He 
 said that I observed small things, which so 
 provoked me, that I told him I must abandon 
 him, — that he was in the bud and blossom of 
 the precarious Spring, and easily blighted for 
 ever by a frost or tempest, — that even the 
 mighty oak, that has defied the storms of cen- 
 turies, is felled to the earth by a blast of light- 
 ning, — and that the towering avalanche, which 
 is formed from silent and solitary flakes of 
 snow, could bury the largest, city of the globe. 
 He evinced great sorrow, and cried bitterly, 
 and assured me that he would never steal 
 another meal. I then paid for both dinners, 
 and left the Astor, and kept a close guard 
 over his movements. In about three weeks, 
 he was arrested for an attempt to rifle a man's 
 pocket in Wall street. The gentleman did not 
 appear against him, and he was discharged. I 
 then went to an actor to ascertain in what 
 part of the country his aunt was, and imme- 
 diately wrote to her, and she came to the city, 
 and I surrendered the thievish boy to her fu- 
 ture protection. She got him a boarding 
 place, and left the city to fulfil her theatrical 
 engagement. He urged me afterwards to give 
 him a recommendation to the extensive whole- 
 sale dry goods firm of Fearing & Hall, in 
 Exchange Place. I told him that I would do 
 them great injustice, as he might steal, and 
 then they would hold me responsible. But he 
 said his aunt had not sent him money for a 
 long time, and that he had nowhere to live, 
 and wept aloud, in Chatham street, and so 
 wrought upon my feelings, that I consented 
 to recommend him. During my interview 
 
 with Mr. Fearing, (who was the senior part- 
 ner of the firm,) he said that out of one hun- 
 dred responses to his advertisement for a 
 clerk, he had chosen my young friend, because 
 he was pleased with his appearance and ad- 
 dress, and that he was the only boy out of 
 the one hundred who had removed his hat 
 on entering his counting room. I had a year 
 previous told the boy to always remove his 
 hat when he entered the presence of a lady or 
 gentleman, and this was the propitious fruit 
 of his recollection and exercise of the polite- 
 ness I had imparted. Mr. Fearing also said 
 that although he could .get the boys of afflu- 
 ent parents for nothing, (who deemed the 
 knowledge of business they would acquire as 
 a compensation for their services,) yet he was 
 so pleased with my young friend, that he 
 would give sufficient means to support him, 
 if he proved industrious, and displayed the 
 talents lie thought he discovered in him. I 
 hft, and the boy went on the following day 
 as a clerk of this extensive firm, who soon in- 
 formed me that their anticipations were rea- 
 lised as to the capacity of the boy, — that he 
 was as quick as a flash, in all his movements, 
 and was more valuable to them than any boy 
 they ever had. Mr. Fearing made him pres- 
 ents of apparel, and paid his board, and gave 
 him pocket money, and treated him like his 
 own son. He soon got into the habit of at- 
 tending balls, and places of amusement. 
 Money was missed, and although traced to 
 him, yet Mr. Fearing kindly forgave him. 
 More soon disappeared, and was fastened 
 upon him, and he was discharged, amid the 
 tears of Mr. Fearing, who fondly loved him. 
 He alternately boarded in Fulton and John 
 streets, and borrowed an elegant pair of tight 
 dancing pantaloons of a fellow boarder and 
 companion, named Robert M. Strebeigh, who 
 is now the first book-keeper, and one of the 
 proprietors of the New York Tribune, and a 
 lear relative of Mr. McElrath. He wore the 
 pants to a ball, and stained them, and burst 
 them, and never returned them, which sorely 
 troubled poor Strebeigh for a long time, and 
 I often have a laugh with Strebeigh at this 
 remote day, about those pants, but he can 
 never smile when I allude to the loss of his 
 fancy ball pantaloons. Some months later, 
 he was arrested for stealing clothing, and had 
 an accomplice, who escaped. Be was arrested 
 at the Battery, while getting into an omnibus, 
 and strove to bribe the officer with money. I 
 went to the Tombs to see him, and wrote to 
 his aunt, who came to the city. She was (and 
 is) an actress of uncommon talent, and enacted 
 the leading characters of Shakespeare. I had 
 
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 STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 often seen her elicit tears from a vast assem- 
 blage, with her affected pathos. But now I 
 beheld her unaffected sorrow, and heard her 
 piercing cries for the deliverance of her 
 nephew from his dreary and degraded con- 
 finement. And her strong, clear, and musical 
 voice, and large, dark, penetrating eyes, and 
 uplifted arms, and dishevelled hair, and rapid 
 pace too and fro, and furious gesticulation, 
 and frenzied glances, harrowed my feelings 
 beyond endurance, and I had to shield myself 
 as far as possible from her pitiful and over- 
 whelming presence. I went to the Tombs, and 
 saw the boy, and told him his aunt had arrived, 
 and he desired to see her. I returned and told 
 her his request, and she exclaimed: "I know 
 he wants to see his beloved aunt — the dear, 
 dear boy, with no father, nor mother, and his 
 kind old grandmother also dead — I know he 
 yearns to see his only surviving relative — the 
 dear, darling, unfortunate boy, and I will go 
 to see him, and kiss him, and comfort him in 
 his dreary dungeon, and die with him, in his 
 captivity, if necessary," and thus she solilo- 
 quised and wept in tones of strangulation, 
 while arranging her shawl and bonnet before 
 the glass, and I cried also, and besought her 
 not to go, as I did not desire to witness the 
 harrowing prison scene between herself and 
 beloved nephew. But she assured me that 
 she would control her feelings, and would not 
 weep, nor evince extraordinary emotion in his 
 cell, if I would accompany her. I doubted her 
 power of dissimulation, when she beheld her 
 nephew, in his narrow cell, with a stone and 
 block for his bed and pillow, and restrained of 
 his liberty by locks, bars, bolts, and chains. 
 But she most earnestly assured me that she 
 could master her sympathies, and appealed to 
 her control of her passions onthestagc, as evi- 
 dence of her ability to subdne he& feelings in 
 a prison. She did not convince, but smiled 
 like an angel through her tears, and persuaded 
 me to go in accents that would have conquered 
 and melted a fiend into submission. On our 
 arrival at the Tombs, her eyes were excited 
 with fear, and as we ascended the steps that 
 led to the cell, she trembled like a little girl, 
 and hoped I would pardon her tremulation, as 
 it was her first appearance in a real prison, 
 and trusted it would be the last. I tranquil- 
 ized her fears, and we enter his cell, and when 
 she beholds his pale and sad and lovely face, she 
 screams, and embraces, and hugs, and kisses 
 him, until it seems she will strangle and devour 
 him. After the shock, she slowly recovers 
 herself, and adheres, as far as possible, to her 
 pledge to check her agony, until we arise to 
 leave him, when I behold a scene between 
 herself and nephew, far more affecting than I 
 ever witnessed on the stage of a theatre, or in 
 human life. She raved and pulled her hair, 
 and pressed him to her panting bosom, as 
 though she was bidding him an eternal fare- 
 well, prior to his immediate departure for the 
 scaffold. The boy becomes alarmed, as she 
 had almost suffocated him with affection, and 
 in his herculean efforts to extricate his neck 
 from her terrible Bearish embraces, they both 
 fell violently on the floor of the cell, when I 
 implored her to release her grasp, lest she 
 would strangle him. But Bhe was in a trance 
 of affection, and was utterly unconscious, and 
 the boy soon crie3 for instant succor, or he 
 must die, when I seize her with all the strength 
 I could summon, and after a severe struggle 
 (in which I tear the apparel of both, and scratch 
 their faces,) I separate them, and in half 
 an hour, through the most tender persua- 
 sion, I effect her emergence from the cell, amid 
 an avalanche of renewed embraces, and mutual 
 kisses, and parting words. On leaving the 
 cell, a captive (who had the freedom of the 
 prison, and whose heart was moved by the 
 noise in the cell, and the touching presence of 
 the lady,) beckoned me aside, and told me that 
 
 a friend of his got out of prison the day before 
 for thirty dollars, and that he expected to ob- 
 tain his liberty tho following day for twenty 
 dollars, which was all the money he could 
 raise. I asked him how it could be done. He 
 said that Abraham D. Russell was the lawyer 
 of himself and friend, and got a great many 
 guilty persons out of prison t'or a small sum of 
 money, and that if I would consult him, he 
 could easily get my young friend out in a day 
 or two. I thanked him kindly, and left the 
 prison with the boy's aunt, and to restrain her 
 tears, I immediately imparted to her the 
 pleasing news I had heard. She was almost 
 frantic with joy, and said that although she had 
 not much money in consequence of the great 
 expense attending her suit, then pending for 
 divorce, against her brutal husband, yet she 
 would pawn her jewelry and theatrical ward- 
 robe, if necessary, to release her nephew from 
 his dreadful incarceration. I told her the pris- 
 oner said that it would cost only thirty dol- 
 lars, which she promised to raise as soon as 
 she could send the servant to the pawnbrokers. 
 I escorted her to the boarding house, and left 
 her to procure the money, while I went to 
 Mr. Russell's office, to ascertain if the prisoner 
 told the truth. Mr. Russell was absent, but 
 his boy, Theodore Stuyvesant, (recentlya mem- 
 ber of the New York Legislature,) said he would 
 soon return, and in about ten minutes he came 
 into the office. 1 briefly stated the case, and 
 he said that for thirty dollars in advance, he 
 would have the boy restored to liberty. I ran 
 to the boy's aunt, and told her the precious 
 news, and she let me have thirty dollars, which 
 she borrowed from the stage manager of a 
 theatre in this city, and thus saved the wound- 
 ed heart and cruel sacrifice that are the sure 
 result of forced dealings with pawnbrokers. I 
 hastened to Mr. Russell's office, and cheerfully 
 gave him the thirty dollars, and went to the 
 prison and told the boy what I had done, who 
 was wild with delight. On the following 
 morning, I went early to the Court of Sessions, 
 and a gang of thieves made their appearance, 
 and were huddled like sheep in a corner of 
 the Court Room. I had firmly refused the re- 
 quest of the boy's aunt to be present, and if I 
 had not, I think she would never have sur- 
 vived the awful scene. To behold a youth so 
 beautiful and classical, amid a group of ugly 
 burglars of all hues, and of either sex, was a 
 spectacle that painfully disgusted me, and 
 made me almost sick of life, but I disguised 
 my feelings as far as I could, and rivetted my 
 eyes on the boy and the officer who called the 
 prisoners for trial and sentence, which were 
 nearly simultaneous. . The boy's name was 
 near the close of the list, and was not called 
 that day, and he was remanded to his cell. 
 Throughout the painful scene, I was writhing 
 with suppressed anger, at the absence of Mr. 
 Russell, and after the boy was remanded to 
 prison, I rushed to Russell's office in terrible 
 anger. I demanded why he had abandoned 
 the boy after receiving thirty dollars, and that if 
 three more prisoners had been called to appear 
 in front of the Judge for trial, my young 
 friend's name would have been reached on the 
 list of culprits, and he doubtless would have 
 been condemned and sentenced to the States 
 Prison for tho want, perhaps, of a lawyer to 
 defend him. Russell said that he was busy, 
 and could not be in the Court of Sessions to 
 defend him ; but that he would certainly be 
 there on the following day, and save him. As 
 he had got the thirty dollars in his relentless 
 grasp, I deemed it expedient to restrain my 
 anger, and try his integrity once more. The 
 morning came, and the thieves were again 
 driven like cattle into the Court Room, and I 
 soon discovered the bright eyes and noble fea- 
 tures of my young friend among the hideous 
 and wretched criminals. But Mr. Russell was 
 not there, and I inquired for him, and a young 
 
 lawyer told me that he was in the ante-room, 
 whither I literally flew, and asked him why 
 he did not come into the Court Room, and 
 he prepared to defend the boy, as the 
 Judge was in his seat, and the prisoners 
 were about to tie called and tried. He told 
 me not to be in such a flurry, and that he 
 should come when he pleased, and not before, 
 which so exasperated me, that I cried out: 
 " Then give me the thirty dollars I gave you 
 to effect his liberty." He stared at me with 
 his bad and revengeful eyes, like an owl in a 
 midnight tempest, but he breathed not a syl- 
 lable. Several persons heard my voice in the 
 Court Room, and came into the ante-room. 
 I then exclaimed : " You black looking ras- 
 cal, restore the thirty dollars instantly, or I 
 will tear you to pieces." This terrified him, 
 and he gently took my arm, and besought me, 
 in God's name, to be silent, and not expose 
 him, and most solemnly declared that he 
 would go immediately into the Court Room, 
 and have the boy's trial postponed, and that 
 be would get his sacred friend, Frederick A. 
 Tallmadge, the Recorder, to permit him to be 
 discharged on bail in a few days. This paci- 
 fied me, and he went into the Court Room, 
 where I watched his movements as a cat does 
 a rat, and presently he caught the eye of the 
 Judge, and smiles and winks were simultane- 
 ously exchanged, and the boy's trial was post- 
 poned, and he was again conducted to his 
 gloomy cell. On the second day following, 
 Mr. Russell, myself, the boy's aunt, and a well 
 clad, and very genteel one-arm man, went to 
 the office of Frederick A. Tallmadge, the Re- 
 corder, and the Straw Bail Court was opened, 
 in whose infamous proceedings I enacted as 
 vile a part as Russell or Tallmadge, or the 
 neatly attired, and otto-perfumed, and sleek 
 haired one-arm man, who was engaged by 
 Russell to be the spurious bail, although my 
 motives were on the side ot humanity, and 
 theirs on the side of gilded lucre. The Re- 
 corder said : " "Well, Mr. Russell, please state 
 your case," and Russell said : " A lad is con- 
 fined in the Tombs on a charge of stealing 
 clothing. That he is guilty of theft is not yet 
 proved, as he has not had his trial. But his 
 aunt and friends are here in deep affliction, 
 in whose name I most devoutly pray that 
 your honor will release the boy on bail, with 
 a solemn pledge from bis aunt and friends that 
 he will immediately be sent to sea." A few 
 winks, and blinks, and intelligent smiles, 
 graced the eyes, and lips, and cheeks, and 
 temples of several persons present, while the 
 Recorder was considering the merits of the 
 case, with his perturbed and thoughtful visage 
 buried within his hands, which he anon re- 
 moved, and desired the friend of the boy to 
 come forward, who was prepared to be his 
 bail, and presto! the long-haired, and smiling, 
 and smooth-faced, and fragrant, and well 
 dressed one-arm man, appeared in front of the 
 Recorder, and with a great display of New 
 York or London assurance, he signed the docu- 
 ment that restored to liberty one of the 
 shrewdest little rogues of the age. The boy's 
 aunt thanked Mr. Russell and the Recorder, 
 and the one-arm man and myself went through 
 the same formality, (I apologising to Russell 
 for my harsh words at the Tombs,) and we 
 separated, and the boy's aunt went home in 
 an omnibus, and I went to the Tombs, to wit- 
 ness the discharge of the culprit captive boy. 
 He was released from his cell, and both Turn- 
 key and Russell warned me to beware of the 
 Judge, and we descended the prison steps, and 
 I shall never forget the shock we received as 
 we were passing through the prison yard, at 
 meeting the Sessions Judge, who had just got 
 information of Russell's operations, and would 
 doubtless have detained the boy until he got 
 his share of tho thirty dollars from Russell. 
 But the boy adroitly, aud like lightning, turn- 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 3 
 
 ed his head, and the Judge passed on without 
 recognising or suspecting that the boy was 
 already on his way to liberty. "We paused a 
 moment at the prison gate and desk, where 
 the boy's name was carefully examined on the 
 books, and the boy severely scrutinised, and 
 the clerks imparted their sly and extremely 
 expressive leers, and the last prison gate was 
 opened, and the boy was free, and went to 
 his aunt's boarding house, and rushed into her 
 arms, who swooned, and fell like a corse to 
 the floor, and was with difficulty restored to 
 consciousness. Like the pure and noble Soc- 
 rates, I always conceived it a monstrous 
 crime to illegally effect the liberation of cap- 
 tives, and I repeat, that in all this violation of 
 law, and stupendous villainy, I knew that I 
 was enacting as vile a part as Russell and Tall- 
 madge, and the One- Arm Straw Bail Scamp, 
 but it has always been a pleasing solace to 
 know that sympathy, and not money, led me 
 to embark in a plot to effect the liberation 
 of a notorious little convict. Lawyer Russell 
 and Recorder Tallmadge subsequently became 
 (and are now) the City Judge and Superin- 
 tendent of Police of the great commercial 
 metropolis of the "Western "World, and the 
 one-arm man I recently saw in Broadway, 
 and on the steps of the Tombs, as glossy as 
 ever with sweet oil and broadcloth, and who 
 always reminded me of that class of conspira- 
 tors under the monster Cataline, whom Cicero 
 describes as past all hope of a restoration to 
 private or public virtue. I subsequently 
 learned that the one-arm man was a penniless 
 and cunning and thievish vagabond, and had 
 subsisted for years from what he got from 
 straw bail lawyers, for being bail to prisoners. 
 I do not positively know that the Recorder 
 knew he was utterly irresponsible, and even 
 if he did, he may have accepted him as bail, 
 from motives of the purest humanity, although, 
 in doing so, he must have known that he was 
 violating and degrading his position as a lead- 
 ing City Magistrate, and that he was treacher- 
 ous and ungrateful to the people who kindly 
 elected him to protect their lives and pro- 
 perty from the thieves and murderers of the 
 metropolis. But we are of the opinion that 
 Russell powerfully aided Tallmadge in his elec- 
 tion as Recorder, and that there was collusion 
 between them, and that they both knew what 
 a miserable scamp and outcast the straw bail 
 one-arm man was and is to this day. It now 
 devolved on me to send the boy to sea, and 
 the aunt signified her readiness to aid me, and 
 to procure his' sea clothes, and the boy was 
 willing to go, and I went on board of several 
 vessels, and at last obtained him a situation as 
 cabin boy, but his health was very delicate, 
 and I feared he would die, and I could not let 
 him go to sea. I then proposed that he 
 should visit the village in Connecticut, where 
 he went to school before his grandmother 
 died, in order to recruit his health, and his 
 aunt gave him some money, and he left for the 
 country, to return in the autumn, and obtain 
 a situation in some respectable pursuit. His 
 aunt left the city, to join her theatrical com- 
 pany, and I continued in my business as 
 teacher of colored and Irish and other ser- 
 vants. I soon received a letter from the boy, 
 informing me that he was in a very melan- 
 choly mood — that his old school mates 
 had all left the village, and the peo- 
 ple with whom he formerly boarded had 
 learned of his thefts through the newspapers, 
 and he desired to return to the city. I wrote 
 immediately, and directed him to come to the 
 city, and I would strive to get him a place to 
 learn a trade, and did so, but he soon left, and 
 got into vicious society, and I had to let him 
 pursue his own course, as I was very poor and 
 ill, and he had nearly worn me to the grave. 
 The next I heard of him, was that lie had been 
 arrested in Philadelpha, and taken to Boston, 
 
 where he had committed forgery, in connec- 
 tion with an old convict. He wrote me several 
 letters from the Boston jail, which I could 
 scarcely road, in consequence of their melan- 
 choly character. I wrote to his aunt in vain, 
 as she either did not receive my letters, or, if 
 she did, concluded to leave him to his awful 
 fate. He turned State's evidence, and thus got 
 his term of punishment reduced from five to 
 three years. I visited him at the prison in 
 Charlestown, and I was the only person of his 
 acquaintance, who went to see him during his 
 long imprisonment. I also, by his request, sent 
 him the New York Evangelist and Observer, 
 and other New York papers. The kind Super- 
 intendent of the Prison often wrote me, that 
 the boy was popular with the officers of the 
 Prison, and also with the prisoners in the 
 Sunday school, and prayer meetings, and 
 in the debating Society of the captives, 
 and was a leader in all the religious and musi- 
 cal and literary exercises of the prison. His 
 
 time expired, and he came to New York, and immediately 
 flew to me. I gave him money, and he soon ascertained in 
 what part of the country his aunt was engaged in her pro- 
 fession of theatricals, and he soon found her, and became 
 an actor, although he had promised his Grandmother on 
 her dying bed that he would never be an actor. He subse- 
 quently performed in this city, at Burton's in Chamber 
 street, and Burton discharged him and leveled a revolver at 
 his head, for a suspected intimacy with an actress. He 
 went to Providence, where we saw him perform at the Thea- 
 tre in Westminster street. The New York Police Gazette 
 attacked him and exposed his antecedents, whose publica- 
 tion he assured me Burton obtained and paid for, to injure 
 him and drive him from this section of the country, and I 
 told him he had no right to cast affectionate glances at Bur- 
 ton's actress ; that Burton was justified in his revenges even 
 unto death, and I advised him to leave New England and 
 the central States, and he did, and got married, and had 
 children, and I recently saw his affable and accomplished 
 aunt, who told me that her nephew had risen to the summit 
 of his profession, and that he was a good husband and 
 father, and that he was rapidly accumulating a splendid 
 fortune And now, dear reader, you may enjoy this exci- 
 ting and truthful narrative, but I do not. And I will tell you 
 the reason why. This boy has become a valuable member of 
 society, and entertains multitudes of his species, and ex- 
 cites tjieir mirth and grateful sadness, and arouses their ha- 
 tred of dishonor and oppression, and is, like every merito- 
 rious actor, an honor and a benefactor of his race. And 
 hence it is most acutely painful to array his past sad ca- 
 reer before his vision and the world. And yeti had to dis- 
 close his melancholy story, in order to expose the rascality 
 of Ihe officials of this Metropolis. And here again I am 
 in sack cloth. For Judge Russell is the ardent friend of 
 James Gordon Bennett, who has clung to me in days of ill- 
 ness and penury and gloom, when I often expected to 
 drop dead in the streets of New York. And then again, 
 Wm. Curtis Noyes married the favorite daughter of Superin- 
 tendent Frederick A. Tallmadge, and Mr. Noyes has been 
 like a brother to me, and has loaned me money to buy bread 
 and shoes during my recent pecuniary calamities, when 
 nearly every being on the face of God's earth refused to 
 loan me a farthing to save my trembling frame from starva- 
 tion. I weep (as few ever wept, over these melancholy lines), 
 to find myself compelled to hold up to wasteless scorn, the 
 friends and relatives of Wm. Curtis Noyes and James Gor- 
 don Bennett, but I would trample the bones and ashes of 
 my father in his coffin, if I knew that he died with the 
 odium on his forehead, that wiil pursue Russell and Tal- 
 madge to their graves, and forever degrade their unfortu- 
 nate posterity. If murder is never out-lawed, these crimes 
 are still fresh, and the culprits should be punished. And 
 shall friendship screen those public monsters, who render 
 New York a purgatory, through their official protection of 
 thieves and assassins, and the whole catalogue of human 
 devils? Nothing but a voice from Heaven could have 
 sawd the head of Benedict Arnold, if George Washington 
 had got him in his clutches. And shall Russell and Tall- 
 madge and other traitors to justice and the people, be 
 screened from the public execration, because I love the hu- 
 manity and private succor of their friends and kindred ? 
 No, no. In tones of thunder and earthquakes, and the 
 crash of a trillion worlds, no, no, no. I now have a Press 
 to expose the public villains, and I will stab down to igno- 
 minious graves, and to hell itself, all the plunderers and 
 murderers and accursed traitors of my adored country. 
 And I defy the Universe in arms to paralyze the Will 
 that dissects the precocious monsters of this pernicious 
 age. 
 
 5t*plun f . §nuu|»'s gtlligatffr, 
 
 NEW YOKE, SATURDAY, MAY 29, 1858. 
 
 Degradation*. — Mayor Tiemanu walked arm in arm with 
 George \V. Matsell, in "front of the City Hall, (while the for- 
 mer reviewed the Eighth Ward Police,) to the disgust of pri- 
 vate citizens and the policemen themselves. We recently 
 intimated that Peter Cooper, James W. Gerard, Ambrose C. 
 Kingsland, and Mayor Tiemaiin were afraid of Matsell' s Black 
 Book. Tiemann's review of the Police, leaning on the arm of 
 Matscll, (with Talmadge coldly neglected in the background,) 
 partially corroborates our assertion with reference to the May- 
 or. And we believe that Matsell could make Tiemann take 
 his arm and parade in worse localities than the Park, and 
 could make him kiss his big toe, or force him to degrade him- 
 self, or distribute his vast patronage as the alien perjurer, and 
 inhuman abjurer of his native land demanded. 
 
 What induced Frank Leslie to attack the Milkmen 7 To 
 make money from the sale of his nauseous pictures. Ami thus 
 benificenoe flows from mercenary minds. Leslie is a British 
 alien, and cares far less about American cows, and milk, and 
 poisoned infants, than the American dollar. The town is in a 
 perfect uproar about rat's bane milk, but all will so<m be as 
 placid as a summer sea. Gilded metal will soon heal the hu- 
 man palm of all its ills. We have witnessed these milk spasms 
 all our days, and we lived near the Sixteenth street depot, 
 many years ago, and nearly died from the poisonous atmos- 
 phere. Let fathers and mothers', and grandfathers and grand- 
 mothers assemble at these murderous depots, and saturate the 
 guts of the proprietors with their bloody and scabby milk 
 poison, and then put them in a pillory, and pelt them with 
 rotten eggs, and then tie them to a whipping post, and give 
 them a thousand lashes, with cow tails, until their backs are 
 raw down to their bone and marrow. And we doubt if even 
 this terrible scourge would drive them from their fatal avoca- 
 tion. For years on years our most respectable citizens have 
 petitioned the Common Council to destroy these poisonous 
 milk establishments, hut their proprietors have always united 
 and bought a majority of the members of the Common Coun- 
 cil to refuse their just and humane petitions. And where is 
 Ex-Mayor Ilavemeyer, who has resided within a stone's throw 
 of the Sixteenth street cow establishment for twenty succes- 
 sive years ? He, alone, could have released those poor dumb 
 animals, and have saved the lives of ten thousand infants. 
 And we had rather incur the perils of twenty murderers at 
 the har of God, than the mysterious and incredible leniency of 
 Ex-Mayor Havemeyer towards the milk assassins, who have 
 committed their deeds of hell under his very nostrils at the 
 foot of Sixteenth street during a third of his mortal career. 
 G"d's wrath on him should and will be terrible indeed for hia 
 inhuman dereliction. 
 
 CAN Major Tiemanu or Peter Cooper inform us who origi- 
 nated tli<- Ward Island speculation, through which the city 
 has been and will be plundered till doomsday 7 We will bet 
 heavily, that Tienianu and Cooper know more about the Ward 
 Island purchases than they would like to disclose. We shall see. 
 
 We approach our career as a lover in the next chapter of 
 our '" Life." We dread this, as it is nearly the only portion of 
 the past that we review with sadness. But we must com- 
 
 iin-i tin- painful task in the next number of the Alligator, 
 
 which will elicit many a tear and smile from the curious chil- 
 dren of Adam and Eve, hut there will be more tears than 
 smiles from us, aa we record, for coming ages, cur most extra- 
 ordinary domestic history. The Turks and Mormons and de- 
 scendants of the amorous patriarchs will wildly stare, when 
 they peruse our legal relations with human divinities. 
 
 Who was the confidential friend of Joseph S. Taylor? 
 Mayor Tiemann. — Who was forever prowling around the 
 Street Commissioner's Office in the days of Jo. Taylor ? May- 
 or Tiemann. — Who boasted that he could always control the 
 vote of Ex-Governor Tiemann? Jo. Taylor. And who al- 
 ways did control the vote of Ex-Governor Tiemann? Jo. 
 Taylor!— O Moses! 
 
 A vouvg scamp sends us a threat. 
 with K., which is the initial of " Knell !' 
 understand? 
 
 Hia surname begins 
 Knave! Dost thou 
 
 And pay thy debts, 
 And cease thy threats, 
 And Godless frets. 
 
 Go to thy work, 
 
 With probe and fork, 
 
 And earn thy pork, 
 Coward ! Save your ink and paper and valuable time, and 
 bring your threat, and we will spank you, or we are no 
 American. 
 
 Some complain of the length of our articles, but let all read 
 them understanding^, and they will find them abort and 
 sweet as 'lasses. 
 
 Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1S57, by 
 
 STEPHEN II. BRANCH, 
 
 In the Clerk's Office of the District Court of the United 
 
 States for the Southern District of New York. 
 
 Life of Stephen H- Branch. 
 
 Some students met to play a game of card?, 
 ■when one proposed to bet some money, which 
 was accepted. This led to universal betting. 
 Cauldwell, of Virginia, proposed a heavy bet, 
 which I accepted and won. Cauldwell then 
 asked me to accompany him to his room, 
 where we could play by ourselves, and I went, 
 and we gambled several nights, including Sun- 
 day. We were about even, and I proposed to 
 play a limited number of games and stop, as I 
 loathed gambling, and feared it might lead to 
 a gambler's fate. My proposition was accept- 
 ed, and at the close of the games, he owed me 
 about eighty dollars, which he paid me the 
 following day, which closed my gambling at 
 Cambridge. I seldom attended the recitations 
 at the Law School of Judge Story and Profes- 
 sor Greenleaf, but rode fast horses with the 
 Southern students, and accompanied them to 
 the opera of Mr. and Mrs. Wood, in Boston, 
 and other places of amusement and dissipa- 
 tion. My sojourn at Cambridge cost my 
 father a large sum, for which I acquired 
 nothing. And, disgusted with myself and 
 lamenting my ingratitude to my father, I pro- 
 posed to leave Cambridge, and return to An- 
 dover, to which, to my surprise, my father 
 readily acceded. I engaged excellent board 
 and parlor, and hired a horse daily for exer- 
 cise, and employed three private teachers in 
 English, Greek,"and Latin, and I studied fifteen 
 hours a day for six months, and acquired a 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 more critical knowledge of principles than 1 
 had obtained in all my life. I nave ray En- 
 glish teacher two dollars an hour, who devoted 
 (our hours a day in recitation and explanation. 
 I gave my Greek and Latin teachers two dol- 
 lars an hour, who each taught me two hours a 
 day. I permitted no one to visit mo, save my 
 teachers, and my only recreation was a ride 
 on horseback every day. Large as my hills 
 were, my noble father paid them without a 
 murmur. The only serious mistake 1 made 
 daring my residence at Audover, was a jour- 
 ney to Washington, by invitation of Nathaniel 
 P. Causin, Jr., who, during his visit to Provi- 
 dence, while I was in the Post Office, was in- 
 troduced to me by Trista a Barges, Jr. I 
 thought youug Tristam neglected Causin, and 
 I introduced him to the. students and pretty 
 girls of Providence, for which he often ex- 
 pressed the warmest gratitude in letters from 
 Washington, and I at length favorably re- 
 sponded to his frequent importunities to visit 
 him. So fond was Causin of me, that while I 
 was in the Law School at Cambridge, he de- 
 sired to join me in my class, and room with 
 me, and actually packed his trunks at Wash- 
 ington for his departure to Cambridge, but I 
 advised him to go to the New Haven Law 
 School, as I did not dare have him come to 
 Cambridge while I had the itch, lest he might 
 catch it, through our constant intimacy. I 
 left Andover with one hundred dollars, and 
 was warmly received by Causin on my arrival 
 in Washington. He accompanied me to the 
 President's, to cither House of Congress, to 
 the Executive Departments, and to Mount 
 Vernon, where we fertilized the tomb of 
 Washington with our tears. And he now 
 proposes a dinner iff honor of me, to which 
 the distinguished ladies and gentlemen of 
 Washington are to be invited, which made me 
 nervous, and I send a note affecting sudden 
 illness, when Causin comes and implores rac 
 to accompany him in a carriage to his father's. 
 I feared to go as the lion of such a gay and 
 polished throng, as doubtless would be there, 
 but I yield to his irresistible persuasion, and 
 assure him that I will come in the evening. 
 Causin departs, and I repair to the abode of a 
 Virginian in Washington, who was a famous 
 linguist at Cambridge, and inform him that I 
 am invited to an intellectual festival, at which 
 would he the genius and beauty of Washing- 
 ton, and that as it was a compliment to me, I 
 trembled lest I should be forced to give a toast 
 or make a speech, or be propounded questions 
 which I could not answer with fluency and 
 accuracy. My friend sympathises, and con- 
 sents to go, and talk to them, if necessary, in 
 six languages, and give them toasts, and 
 speeches, and answer all the questions they 
 could ask in the whole range of the sciences, 
 and freely partake of all the liquids and solids 
 they could place before him. And he directs 
 me to be sure and sit close beside him, ami 
 when I get cornered, to pinch him, and lie 
 will monopolise the conversation, and keep up 
 such a loud and everlasting chatter, that I can 
 have no possible chance to respond to the 
 questions of the guests. Young Causin's fa- 
 ther was the physician of Henry Clay, and 
 other Senators and Representatives, and when 
 I enter the parlor and behold Clay himself 
 towering above the assembled intelligence and 
 dazzling magnificence of our National Capital, 
 I thought I 6hould fall, and leaned firmly on 
 the arm of my accomplished companion for 
 support. With Causin as our faithful guide, 
 we passed around, and bowed to the intellec- 
 tual guests, and their lovely wives and daugh- 
 ters, who gleamed with jewels, and formed a 
 brilliant constellation. My Virginia friend 
 •was perfectly at home, and shook the hand of 
 Clay with as much nonehalence as if he had 
 been his own father, and saluted the wives 
 and virgin coquettes like his own mother and 
 
 sisters; and one glorious and irresistible crea- 
 ture, I thought he would kiss and conquer on 
 the spot, so interminably did their tongues 
 revel in French, Spanish, and Italian. lint I 
 was giddy, and asked Causin for water, and 
 through this happy pretext, emerge from the 
 gorgeous display. My friend desires to linger, 
 but I twitch and coax him to leave with 
 myself and Causin, as I fear he might seat 
 himself at the approaching dinner beside some 
 black-eyed maiden, and thus place mo in the 
 dilemma I had sought to avoid by inviting 
 him to the festival. We descend the stairs, 
 and drink wine, and smoke segars until the 
 gong summons us to the banquet. Causin 
 clings to me, and I to the Virginian, and wo 
 seat ourselves in the centre of the table with 
 myself between Causin and my guest. The 
 covers are removed, and the posterity of about 
 all the ducks, and hens, and roosters, and 
 flocks, and herds, that were preserved in the 
 Ark are in the arms of death before us, for 
 their last grind and annihilation. But as I 
 was a professed invalid, I dared not eat, al- 
 though my stomach craved the ducks and 
 veuison most acutely. After the poor ani- 
 mals were hacked and devoured, the pastry, 
 jellies, cream, and fruits appear in such pro- 
 fusion, that it seemed as though Java, Madeira, 
 
 the tropics, Indies, and all of the Mediterranean isles had 
 heen pillaged and desolated to appease our palates, ami corks 
 flew like rockets, and rivalled tile reverberations of rifles in a 
 siege. I drank some wine, but was extremely cautious, and 
 more than once besought Causin to let me retire, hut he per- 
 emptorily refused. And now the majestic form of Clay 
 arises, who addresses the ladies in a straiu of fervor and exhil- 
 aration that fascinated every heart. He then addressed the 
 gentlemen, and when about to close, rests his searching eyes 
 on me. I begin to tremble, and when be articulates my name 
 as the distinguished guest of the occasion, I can scarcely 
 breathe, and uneonsciausly take a glass of brandy (for water) 
 which was designed for my Virginia friend, and which nearly 
 choked me, and plunged me in deeper misery. The great 
 Kentuckian closed with a glowing eulogium on Rhode Island, 
 and her manufactures, and warriors, and statesmen, and lin- 
 gered on the genius, and valor, and eloquence, and patriotism 
 of Greene and Perry, and Tristam Burges. All eyes are now 
 upon me, and I pinch the Virginian in vain, and fear paraly- 
 sis, unless he instantly relieves me. So, having a gold tooth- 
 pick in my hand, I plunge it into his leg as far as it would go, 
 and op lie sprang as though suddenly gaivauised, and breathed 
 a strain of eloquence worthy of tie: best days of old Virginia. 
 He extenuated my non-response to the pleasing remarks of 
 
 the distinguished Kentuckian, on the ground of mdiapoaiti 
 
 and, after happy allusions to the patriotism of Rhode Island, 
 Virginia, and Kentucky, in the darkest period of American 
 history, he rivctted his piercing eyes on the magnificent array 
 of female loveliness, and entranced the sweet angels with 
 language as luxuriant as Antony's to Cleopatra, in the high 
 antiquity of Roman and Egyptian splendor. The matrons 
 smiled, and the virgins clapped their tiny and lily fingers, and 
 the gentlemen struck the table, and stamped their feet, and 
 rose, and ejaculated bravo! Senators, and Representatives, 
 and scholars spoke in strains of powerful eloquence, and elic- 
 ited enthusiastic praise. All now arise, and repair to the 
 parlors, where vocal and instrumental music, and dancing, 
 und waltzing, and Intellectual communion of the moat solid 
 and brilliant minds of our country, close the pleasing exer- 
 cises of the memorable occasion. The Virginian departs for 
 his abode near the President's, and Causin and myself go to 
 Gadsby's. While strolling on Pennsylvania Avenue, on the 
 following evening, Causin Baid : "Branch, in yonder marble 
 edifice is a band of gamblers, where many a promising youth 
 and meritorious gentleman have been ruined tor ever." I ac- 
 company Causin to his residence, and listen to the delightful 
 music of his sister, and invite him to dine with me on the 
 followieg day, and leave for Gadsby's, and halt at the petal 
 of the gambler's den, and thus soliloquise : " My expenses 
 have In ,11 more than I anticipated, and 1 have hardly suffi- 
 cient funds to pay my bills, and reach Cambridge, and a week 
 must elapse ere 1 can obtain money from my father. I have 
 always been fortunate in the halt a dozen times I have gam- 
 Ided.'aud I will try my luck once more, and for the last time," 
 and I enter the gamester's hell, and drink some delicious 
 wine, and eat some turkey and pickled oysters, and advance 
 t., tlio g. oning table, and in one hour I am penniless. I return 
 to Gadsby's, and retire, but cannot sleep, rolling from side to 
 to side like a ship in a howling tempest, t'ansiu and his 
 cousin dine with me, and after dinner, we stroll in the beauti- 
 ful paths around the noble Capitol, and visit some lovely girls 
 in the evening, whom Causin bad known from ebildoood, tind 
 we separated at nearly midnight. I then go to the gamester, 
 .mil beseech him to restore a portion of the money I had lust, 
 to convey me to my distant home, which he refuses with the 
 glances 'il a demon. 1 then go to a Member ot Congress from 
 Rhode Island, who was a friend of my father, and ask him to 
 loan me sufficient to pay my bills and defray my expenses to 
 Audover, which he readily vouchsafes, tin the following 
 morning, I go to Causin's, and bid himself and father and 
 mother and sister a warm adieu, and depart for Andover by- 
 way of Hartford and Worcester. I knew the son of the 
 Superintendent of the Lunatic Asylum at Worcester while he 
 was a student at Brown University, in Providence, aud am 
 anxious to see him, and leave my hotel about 10 P. M. for the 
 Asylum, which was in the suburbs of Worcester. On arriv- 
 ing at tile gate, I am permitted to enter after a hrief delay, 
 and proceed to the Institution. I had not gone far, when I 
 am attacked by two huge Newfoundland dogs. I coax one, 
 aud intimidate the other, and advance. ( >n reaching the 
 front entrance of the Institution, I find it closed, and pass 
 round t.. the rear, and enter the basement, where 1 lind a 
 solitary candle emitting its last beams, aud a stout luna- 
 tic is seated in the corner, who instantly approaches 
 me with distended tongue, ejaculating : " Lar, lar," 
 about a dozen times in rapid succession, when I 
 inquired: "Is young Mr. Clark at home," to which 
 he responds, with both hand* on my shoulders: "Lar, 
 
 lar, cbick-a-de-dee." and his eyes rolled fearfully, and his 
 tongue appears and disappears with the velocity of an angry 
 rattle snake's. I am alaruied, and strive in vain to extricate 
 my shoulders from his giant grasp, when he knocks oft" my hat, 
 and grabs my hair, and pulls it so hard that I cry murder, and 
 be releases bis hand, and kisses me, with both arms around my 
 neck. While picking up my hat, lie gratis me again around 
 the waist, aud belehcB his infernal " lar, lar," and protrudes 
 his tongue, and laughs like thunder, and again incloses my 
 neck with his long arms, and evinces the affection of a bear, 
 and squei ■/.. s me so hard, that I can scarcely speak or breathe, 
 when I summon all the vigor that God and Nature gave me, 
 and cast him fearfully to the floor, and run for my life, with 
 the lunatic and both dogs close at my heels. I proceed not 
 tiir, when a hall comes whizzing by, which is fired by a senti- 
 nel from the window of the Asylum, which increases my 
 speed, and presently down I go all sprawling into a vault, that 
 was partially cleansed that day, or 1 would have been instant- 
 ly drowned from a most awful suffocation. 1 crawl out, with 
 the aid of the man at the gate, who comes to my rescue when 
 he hears the report of the rifle, and the hark of tile dogs. Pres- 
 ently the sentinel comes, and I accompany them into the 
 dreary basement of the Asylum, where the caudle is in its linal 
 throes, when youug Clark makes his appearance, aud, after 
 recognising my voice, is about to embrace me, when I most 
 solemnly warn him to stand off, and, for God's sake, to forbear 
 until I am scraped and washed, and freshly clad. He runs to 
 his bed room, and brings apparel, and a tub, and soon 1 am 
 clean as mountain snow, and we eat and drink and smoke aud 
 sing and laugh until the daylight does appear; aud at meridian, 
 I leave Worcester for Andover, resolving never to Leave again, 
 until I close my intellectual career in its sacred aud melliflu- 
 ous groves. 
 
 (To be continued to our last roam.) 
 
 Legislative Robbers. 
 
 There is a small tornado in the coffee-pot 
 about the scamps who bought a majority of 
 the Municipal and Rural Legislative Members 
 to vote them a lease of the Washington Mar- 
 ket property. Words and threats and Legis- 
 lative and Court appeals are all moonshine. — 
 When the scoundrels who lobbied the obnox- 
 ious Bill through the Legislature with gold 
 appear in Washington Market, let the butch- 
 ers and fishermen and hucksters seize them 
 and put a cable around their necks, and carry 
 them to the piers' extremities, where big sharks 
 often roam, and sink them to the water's bed, 
 and draw them to the surface very slowly, 
 and let them blow as long as a porpoise, and 
 sink them again, and yet again, trebly and 
 quadruply, until they relinquish their Dev-lin- 
 ish claim to the market property, and swear 
 on the surface of the chilly waters, that they 
 will never shadow the Capitol with their 
 odious carcases during their natural lives. 
 This is the only mode, in these degenerate 
 days, of foiling the thievish propensities of the 
 leading traffic rogues of the Republican, 
 American, and Democratic parties. All other 
 means will prove idiotic abortions. 
 
 The following meritorious gentlemen are 
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Volume I.— No. 7.] 
 
 SATURDAY, JUNE 5, 1858. 
 
 [Price 2 Cents. 
 
 Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1S57, by 
 
 STEPHEN II. BRANCH, 
 
 In the Clerk's Office of the District Court of the United 
 
 States for the Southern District of New York. 
 
 Life of Stephen H Branch. 
 
 While pursuing my studies at Andover. I 
 am corresponding with a girl who resides in 
 my native city. There were girls in Provi- 
 dence far mora beautiful than her, (and whose 
 parents were more affluent than hers,) from 
 whom I could doubtless have selected a com- 
 panion for life, but her father had been a boy 
 with my father, and she loved me as a sister 
 her brother, or as a fond mother loves her 
 precious offspring. These truths had their in- 
 fluence with me. Moreover, this girl had pur- 
 sued me for years, and (to illustrate her devo- 
 tion) if I went to a ball, she was there. If I 
 took my position in a cotilion, she would soon 
 be opposite, and staring me broadly in the face, 
 and, as we crossed over, she would cast the 
 most tender glances, and press my hand with 
 deep affection. If I proposed to dance with 
 her, her eyes would kindle with the wildest 
 enthusiasm. If I went to church, site would 
 be in the next pew, and enter mine, if it were 
 not full. If I turned a corner, I often would 
 meet her. If I looked behind, while prome- 
 nading Westminster, (the Broadway of Prov- 
 idence,) she would often be prancing towards 
 me like an Arabian courser. She would ad- 
 dress letters to herself through the Post 
 Office, and call for them when I was at the 
 letter delivery. If I went to a party, she 
 would contrive to get an invitation, and a day 
 seldom passed, when I did not see her. 
 Juliet never loved Romeo more fervently than 
 she loved me. And because I knew she loved 
 me as no virgin ever loved, I resolved to have 
 her. All her kindred favored our union, and 
 before I went to Andover, her father came, on 
 summer evenings, to the Post Office, and 
 conversed with me in the most friendly tones. 
 So, in the Autumn of 1836, I bade adieu to 
 Andover, forever, and repaired to Provi- 
 dence, and married her at her father's. The 
 wedding was large and magnificent. My father 
 obtained me a clerkship in the Rhode Island 
 Cloth Hall, but manufactures were long de- 
 pressed, and its directors resolved to close its 
 affairs, which deprived me of a situation. 
 The commercial desolation of 1837 was in 
 embryo, and merchants wore curtailing, and 
 extensive failures transpired, and clerks and 
 mechanics were discharged throughout the 
 country, and my father could obtain no lucra- 
 tive employment for me, and dared not estab- 
 lish me in business in such a frightful panic. 
 Myself and wife resided at her father's. I 
 
 made several journeys to Boston and New 
 York for a clerkship, but I could obtain none. 
 The Spring of 1837 arrived. I was proud 
 and ambitious. Heartless comments were 
 made, all over Providence, about my idle- 
 ness, and my prolonged residence with the 
 parents of my wife. I got uneasy, and was 
 mortified beyond expression and endurance. 
 I made a final passage to New York, and re- 
 solved, if I obtained no employment, to have 
 a crisis. I could procure no situation, and 
 went to Philadelphia, where I was also un- 
 successful. I saw an advertisement for a clerk 
 in Westchester, Pennsylvania, whither I re- 
 paired, but a clerk had been obtained. My 
 means were nearly exhausted, and I strove to 
 sell a diamond ring and gold pencil case to 
 the barkeeper, and was suspected as a thief, 
 and arrested, and my trunks examined in the 
 presence of a large crowd, who came to the 
 Hotel from every part of the town. I was 
 honorably acquitted, and instantly left for 
 Philadelphia, where I sold my ring and pencil 
 case, and proceeded to New York, where I 
 sold my watch. I now became desperate, 
 and resolved to bring matters to an imme- 
 diate consummation. I wrote a letter to father, 
 and told him that I was almost deranged, and 
 besought him to save me. The banks sus- 
 pended specie payment on the day I wrote to 
 my father, and the whole country was a com- 
 mercial ruin. Father wrote me, that he had 
 spent thousands of dollars for my education, — 
 had recently paid my debts in Andover and 
 Providence, amotmti ng to a thor.s tnd dollars, — 
 had let me have large sums since my mar- 
 riage, — was not worth over twenty thousand 
 dollars, — feared he might soon be compelled 
 to assign his property, and could obtain no 
 clerkship for me while the money panic 
 raged. I proceeded to New Haven, and wrote 
 to him again, and he responded that he would 
 see my father-in-law, and pledge himself to 
 meet him half-way in any proposition he 
 might make to save me, if he sacrificed his 
 last dollar. I went to Norwich, and wrote 
 him again, and he informed mo that he had 
 seen my father-in-law. who declined to aid 
 me to the extent of a penny, and said that 1 
 must effect my salvation in my own way. 
 Although my father-in-law was worth several 
 hundred thousand dollars, he had let mo have 
 but twenty-five dollars before orsince my mar- 
 riage, and when he placed this amount in my 
 hand, he sneeringly exclaimed : " I always 
 like to help the unfortunate." In view of all 
 this, I loathed my father-in-law, and loved 
 my father, and wrote a fearful letter to both, 
 (superscribing it to the former,) threatening 
 
 to visit Providence, and tear their hearts out 
 if they did not instantly relieve me. I in- 
 cluded my father in this awful letter, so that 
 my father-in-law could not be the sole com- 
 plainant against me, as I feared he would con- 
 sign me to prison for years, if possible. And 
 I was fortunate in including my beloved father 
 in my dreadful letter, as the sequel will show. 
 I then advanced to Seituate, about ten miles 
 from Providence, and wrote another letter to 
 my father and father-in-law, threatening to 
 come to Providence on the following day, and 
 take their lives, if they did not rescue me 
 from my horrible dilemma. Two constables, 
 named Gould and Potter, came to Seituate, 
 and arrested me at the Hotel of Dr. Battey, 
 (from which I had dated my letter,) and took 
 me to Providence in a carriage, and put me in 
 jail as a debtor, on a debt of five hundred 
 dollars, created for the occasion by the wis- 
 dom of my father. My father-in-law desired 
 to imprison me as a criminal, (as I had antic- 
 ipated,) but my father's counsels prevailed, 
 and I was saved from a felon's doom. In those 
 days, debtors were incarcerated, and I was 
 confined in a dark cell, by locks, and bars, and 
 bolts, as all Providence feared I would escape, 
 and kill my father and father-in-law, and per- 
 haps others. Their fears were supremely 
 ridiculous, as, if I had seriously con- 
 templated their death, I would not have 
 told them where 1 was in Seituate, 
 nor the precise period that I should come to 
 Providence and dispatch them. But my ob- 
 ject was attained. 1 meant to have a crisis, 
 and I got it with a vengeance on all sides. 
 The night I entered my cell was the happiest 
 of my life. My bed was on the floor, and rats 
 and bugs crawled over me to their hearts' 
 content. I never slept more sweetly, though 
 occasionally aronsed by the enormous rata 
 squealing and nibbling at my nose. The privy 
 of the prisoners in the large debtors' apart- 
 ment joined my cell, and the stench was al- 
 most intolerable, and yet I soon became ac- 
 customed even to that, and for days I laughed 
 and danced and sang as never, for I had emerged 
 from anxiety and torture approximating purga- 
 tory itself. Mr. Parker, a debtor, soon joined 
 me in my cell, and we played cards, and nar- 
 rated our curious experience, and had a merry 
 time ; but Parker obtained his liberty, and I 
 was again alone, and I soon got melancholy, 
 and I wept bitterly over the calamities of my 
 beloved wife, through her penurious and de- 
 mon father. In three weeks I was permitted 
 the freedom of the jail, which imparted per- 
 fect bliss to my disconsolate mind. I review- 
 ed my classics and mathematics in prison, and 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 some faithful companions called, and time 
 again passed merrily. In six weeks my father 
 (■:imc, and (as my only complainant) effected 
 my discharge, hy withdrawing his fictitious 
 suit for debt against me. lie accompanied me 
 in a carriage to the steamboat, and gave me 
 money, with his most affectionate blessing, 
 and I departed for New York, an outcast, in 
 company with a dear relative named Frank- 
 lin Oooley, who had been very kind to me 
 during my entire confinement, and through 
 all my days. I left my benefactor in New 
 York, and departed for Albany, and went to 
 my Aunt Lucy's, whom I had not seen for ten 
 years, who resided in the town of Groveland, 
 near Genesee, in Livingston County, in the 
 State of New York. My grandfather, on the 
 mother's side, left Connecticut forty years ago, 
 in consequence of extreme melancholy, after 
 his wife's demise, and buried himself in the 
 wilderness of Groveland, and wrote to none 
 of his kindred for twenty years. He first 
 worked on a farm, and as the country became 
 more populous, he taught school and realized 
 enough to buy him a farm from the famous 
 Mr. Wadsworth, whom he knew in youth in 
 Connecticut. At the expiration of twenty 
 years, he wrote to East Hartford, Ct., and his 
 surviving daughter, Lucy, with her husband, 
 a drunken and cruei vagabond, went to Grove- 
 land, and in about five years after their arrival, 
 my grandfather died, and Aunt Lucy and her 
 husband coaxed him in his closing hours to 
 leave his farm to them, which was worth 
 about twenty thousand dollars, one-half of 
 which should have reverted to my mother's 
 children, who were allowed one dollar each, 
 so that they could not break the will. On 
 my arrival, I found my aunt's husband drunk, 
 and she told me that he had involved the 
 farm in debt, which was mortgaged for a large 
 amount, and that he treated her like a brute. 
 They lived in a one-story hut, consisting of 
 one room, and a pigeon-house in the roof. 1 
 arrived at midnight, in a stage coach, and as 
 there was no house within a mile, I was com- 
 pelled to stop all night, but where I was to 
 sleep I could not divine. Aunt Lucy asked mo 
 if I was prepared to retire, and responding yes, 
 she lit a cheap candle, and led me to the rear 
 of the hovel, and up she went a ladder, like a 
 s jiiirrel, and bade me follow. On arriving at 
 the door of the pigeon-house, she suspended 
 one leg to enable me to pass her, and then 
 gave me the candle, and wo bade each other 
 good night, and I crawled in, passing through 
 dense partitions of cobwebs, and battalions of 
 spiders and rats, and down I lay for the night, 
 and counted minutes until the morning's 
 dawn, when I emerged from the hideous hole, 
 in which I had nearly suffocated. I took 
 breakfast, consisting of pork and herring, 
 and visited my grandfather's grave in a distant 
 field, and departed for Geneseo in the mail 
 coach, where I examined my grandfather's 
 "Will, and found that my mother's children 
 could never obtain their share of his beautiful 
 estate. I left for Rochester, and departed for 
 Albany in a canal boat, and worked a short 
 time in a printing office at Utica. I left for 
 New York, and worked a brief period in the 
 job office of William A. Mercein, and went to 
 Philadelphia, where I worked a week, and 
 left for Baltimore, where I found my brother 
 Albert, who was a compositor in the printing 
 office of the Baltimore Sun, just started by Mr. 
 Abel, (an old friend of mine,) whose editor 
 and subsequent famous Washington corres- 
 pondent was Sylvester S. Southworth. [Mr. 
 Abel is a native of Warren, Rhode Island, and 
 established the Philadelphia Ledger after the 
 Baltimore Sun. In earlier years, Mr. Abel 
 and myself often worked side by side as com- 
 positors in Providence, Boston, and New 
 York.] I worked a few days in Baltimore, 
 and arrived in Washington just prior to the 
 
 extra Session of Congress in 1837, and ob- 
 tained a situation in the job .office of Gales & 
 Seaton, through the influence of their book- 
 keeper, Levi Boots, who was a room-mate of 
 mine when I worked and boarded with Wm. 
 Greer, of the Washington Olobe, during my 
 residence in Washington in 1830. I got $10 
 a week at Gales & Seaton's, and soon entered 
 Columbian College, which was located nearly 
 two miles from Washington, whose worthy 
 President was Mr. Chapin. I studied nights, 
 and recited privately with Professors Ruggles 
 and Chaplin, at daylight, and took breakfast 
 with the students, and left for Gales & Sea- 
 ton's with bread and cold meat, in a littlebas- 
 ket, for my dinner, and, after working all day, 
 returned to Columbian College at sunset. 
 These were the glorious days of the American 
 Senate, and I was enchanted with Clay, Cal- 
 houn, Webster, Benton, Preston, Crittenden, 
 liuchanan, and others, whose eloquence and 
 anathema against the public robbers, were 
 equal to the philippics of Cicero and Demos- 
 thenes against the scoundrels of their respec- 
 tive countries. The House of Representatives 
 was full of duelists, tigers, monkeys, screech- 
 owls, and wild-cats, who formed a perfect 
 menagerie. I heard the exciting debate that 
 led to poor Cilley's immolation, and attended 
 his funeral, whose exercises were the most 
 imposing I ever witnessed. I saw the un- 
 earthly Calhoun in the mournful procession, 
 as it moved from the Capitol, whose brilliant 
 eyes reflected the profoundest sorrow. I studi- 
 ously avoided my old friend Causin, as I did 
 not wish to see him after my terrible rever- 
 sion of fortune. But we met by chance in 
 the Rotunda of the Capitol, and when I re- 
 lated my sad story, he was deeply affected. 
 We met again, and he seemed quite friendly, 
 but the charm was broken, and our enthusi- 
 astic friendship soon became a matter of ob- 
 livion. I now receive a letter from William 
 Augustus White, (dated Burlington, Vt.,) with 
 whom I was intimate in Andover, while I was 
 a member of Phillips' Academy, and while I 
 studied under private teachers. Young White 
 wrote me that the Massachusetts Education 
 Society undertook his education, but it had 
 failed during the bankruptcy of 1837, and he 
 was at the College at Burlington, Vt., and 
 knew not what to do, and solicited funds to 
 enable him to join me in Washington. I told 
 his story to the President and Professors and 
 students of Columbian College, and to Gales & 
 Seaton, and to Mr. Grouard, the generous fore- 
 man of the job office, and other liberal gen- 
 tlemen, who contributed money that I for- 
 warded to White, and he came to Washing- 
 ton, where I obtained him a situation with Mr. 
 Abbott, who had a Classical Academy near the 
 President's. White roomed with me at Co- 
 lumbian College until 1839, when I became 
 so ill, that I was compelled to relinquish my 
 studies. My blood rushed fearfully to the 
 brain, and I was so nervous, that I imagined 
 if I spoke beyond a whisper, that I would 
 break a blood vessel. I also thought if I ate 
 solid food, I would have the cholic as soon as 
 it entered my belly. Dr. Thomas Sewell, of 
 Washington, came out to the College, and the 
 students and professors gathered around my 
 bed, and I thought I was about to die, when 
 the Doctor, (after punching my belly rather 
 roughly,) exclaimed: "Why, Branch, you 
 are not dangerously ill, and you could not "die, 
 if you wanted to, without suicide. You are 
 only nervous and dyspeptic, and you remind 
 me of a nervous person recently described 
 in an eminent British periodical, who imagin- 
 ed that ho had glass legs, and that, if he at- 
 tempted to walk, they would snap like pipe 
 stems. He made his friends dress him, and 
 carry him about the house for a long period, 
 until he nearly wore them out, and they re- 
 solved to do it no longer ; and believing that 
 
 he could walk as well as they, they determin- 
 ed to try an experiment. So, they asked him 
 if he would like to take a ride into the coun- 
 try. He said he would, if they would put him 
 iu the carriage. They first placed masks, 
 torches, horns, and Indian apparel in a trunk, 
 and placed him in the carriage, and off they 
 drove, arriving in a deep wood before sunset, 
 and asked him if he would get out, and sit on 
 the grass. He said he would, if they would 
 take him out. They carefully took him out, 
 and seated him on the grass, and then got into 
 the carriage, saying that they were going 
 back to London, and that, if he accompanied 
 them, he must get into the carriage himself, 
 which he assured them he could not do, with- 
 out breaking his glass legs. So, oft' they drive, 
 amid his frantic cries to take him with them. 
 In about two hours, a thunder storm arose, 
 and four of them, in their frightful disguises, 
 rapidly approached him, (amid rain, thunder, 
 and lightning,) all masked and attired like 
 devils and wild Indians, and made the woods 
 ring with drums, and horns, and bagpipes. 
 He sat firmly until they were about to inclose, 
 and apparently devour him, when he sprang 
 to his feet, and ran so fleetly on his supposed 
 glass legs, that they pursued him for half a 
 mile, and gave up the contest. The)- then re- 
 paired to their carriage, and although they 
 drove tolerably fast, yet, when they arrived 
 at their home in London, they found him sit- 
 ting quietly in his easy chair, as though noth- 
 ing had transpired, his fancy glass legs having 
 distanced the fleetest horses." I had not 
 laughed for two months, but Dr. Sewell's 
 funny and truthful story made all the students, 
 and President, and professors roar, and I had 
 to join them against my will. When they all 
 retired, I arose from my bed, for the first time 
 in ten days, and dressed and shaved myself, 
 and raised my voice far beyond a whisper, and 
 in one hour talked in my usual tone, and call- 
 ed for some beef steak, of which I ate quite 
 heartily, and found that my nerves had bam- 
 boozled me most shamefully, and I recovered 
 rapidly. But I was delicate, and could not 
 work at the printing business, and my blood 
 concentrated in the brain, and I had to cease 
 my severe mental application, and I resolved 
 to return to my father's in Providence as the 
 prodigal son. Young White accompanied me 
 to my father's door, and told my mournful 
 story, when my lather embraced me with his 
 wonted affection, after an absence of nearly 
 three years. 
 
 (To be continued to our last moan.) 
 
 NEW YORK, SATURDAY, JUNE 5, 1858. 
 
 Tins is the seventh week of the Alligator, 
 and nearly every editor in this city has had 
 the courtesy, and kindness, and generosity to 
 notice my efforts to establish a journal on the 
 basis of truth and justice, save James Gordon 
 Bennett, Horace Greeley, and Henry J. Ray- 
 mond. As I have written for the Herald, 
 Tribune, and Times nearly since their birth, 
 the premeditated slight ot Bennett, Greeley, 
 and Raymond seems so impolite and unkind 
 and ungenerous, that I have resolved to an- 
 alyse the editorial career of these notorious 
 big and little villains of the press, who are a 
 greater curse to the people of this country 
 than all the thieves who ever entered the City 
 Hall, or our State or National Capitols. And 
 next week I will begin their dissection, and 
 pluck out their livers, and cast them to the 
 cadaverous and greedy vultures for a choice 
 repast, which will present the novel spectacle 
 of thievish crows devouring the livers of their 
 own species. It is the custom of these editors 
 to unite and crush those who dare oppose 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR.-: 
 
 them, and expose their crimes, by refusing to 
 let the wholesale newspaper venders have the 
 Herald, Tribune, and Times, if they sell the 
 public journals of their adversaries. If they 
 strive to deprive me of bread, by intimida- 
 ting the wholesale newspaper dealers of Ann, 
 Nassau, and Beekman streets, so help me God, 
 I will enter their editorial closets, and lash 
 them until the blood streams from every pore, 
 if I am slain in the attempt. Next week, then, 
 and as long as I can wield a pen, I will show 
 the people of this country how these editors 
 blow hot and cold, and black mail, and col- 
 lude with thievish politicians, and share their 
 spoils, and sell the people ! And from my 
 knowledge of Bennett, Greeley, and Raymond 
 (after a close communion with them for twen- 
 ty years,) I brand them as three of the biggest 
 villains that ever breathed. So, next week, 
 let the American people prepare for startling 
 revelations! 
 
 James E. "Whiting is a man whose head 
 commands our profoundest respect, and his 
 heart our warmest attachment. This is no age 
 for him. He is like a cat in a strange garret 
 among the Busteeds, and Connollys, and Pur- 
 sers, and Devlins, and Smiths, and Erbens, and 
 other perjured aliens and plunderers that 
 prowl around the City Treasury. But James 
 B. "Whiting would have been adored in the 
 halcyon or tumultuous days of the Persian, 
 Egyptian, Grecian, or Roman Empires. But 
 neither the press nor the people will ever ap- 
 preciate his wisdom, patriotism, and sacrifice 
 in these degenerate times. God bless James 
 R. "Whiting ! and when ho dies, the honest 
 people will weep over his departure, as the 
 Athenians did over the bones of Socrates, 
 whom they kicked, and cufl'ed, and taunted 
 with insanity, and accused of corrupting the 
 youth of his country, and thrust poison 
 down his throat, but they deeply regret- 
 ted their folly and cruelty, and the Grecians 
 of every age have mourned his melancholy 
 fate, and cursed their ancestors for their neg- 
 lect and persecution of the scholar and pa- 
 triot, and unrivalled Eather of Philosophers, 
 since the globe was launched into the atmos- 
 pheric waves. 
 
 Peter Cooper's Avarice and Infernal 
 Antecedents. 
 
 "We all know how John Jacob Astor and 
 Stephen Girard got their first thousand dol- 
 lars. And now let us see how Peter Cooper 
 obtained his first fifteen hundred dollars. 
 "When quite young and penniless, the American 
 Government owed Peter Cooper's aunt fifteen 
 hundred dollars, as pension money, which Pe- 
 ter long besought his aunt to let him strive to 
 obtain, and she invested him with the power 
 to collect it, and he soon obtained it without 
 much difficulty through some of the vagabond 
 politicians of those days, for whom he had done 
 some dirty work in securing their election to 
 Congress and other civil trusts. On obtaining 
 the money, Peter requested the parties who 
 got it for him never to disclose it, and they 
 promised they would cot. After he got it, 
 Peter would often visit his sick and needy and 
 aged aunt, and assure her that he had not ob- 
 tained it, nor would he ever be able to force 
 the Government to pay her. One evening a 
 friend called on Peter's aunt, (who had been 
 absent in a foreign land,) and found her very 
 ill, and in the last stages of poverty, having 
 sold or pawned nearly all she had. On per- 
 ceiving this sad state of her affairs, he ex- 
 claimed : " Why, my good lady, how could 
 you so rapidly squander the fifteen hundred 
 dollars, with interest, that Peter Cooper ob- 
 tained for you from our Government, as the 
 pension due you for the patriotic services of 
 your illustrious kindred ?" She slowly raised 
 
 her skeleton form from the bed, and reclining 
 on her hands and side, she said in a husky and 
 feeble tone : " My dear nephew, Peter Cooper, 
 has often told me that my claim is invalid, and 
 that I can never obtain a cent." Her friend 
 then started from his chair, and shook her 
 hand, and kissed it, and told her to be of good 
 cheer, and rushed from the house, and was on 
 his way to Washington in one hour, and soon 
 returned to New York with a letter from the 
 President of the United States, (who knew her 
 husband in his early years,) affectionately as- 
 suring her that her claim was paid to Peter 
 Cooper, as her accredited agent and nephew. 
 Great mental excitement and a protracted and 
 dangerous illness followed these painful dis- 
 closures, during which Peter did not visit her. 
 After she partially recovered, she instituted a 
 suit against Peter, which he resisted through 
 all the Courts for sixteen years, when the 
 Court of Appeals directed Peter to pay his 
 aunt four thousand and five hundred dollars. 
 The instant Peter heard of the Court's fatal 
 decision, he mounted a fleet horse and reached 
 his aunt's at midnight, and approached her 
 with these sweet words : " O, my dear aunt, 
 how do you do ? I am so glad to see you. I 
 declare, how well and young you look for one 
 so old as you. Well, my dear aunt, I have 
 come to pay you the money I owe you, which 
 I have kept all this time, and opposed you for 
 sixteen years in the Courts, simply because 1 
 feared if I let you have it, somebody would 
 get it away from you, and you would then be 
 poor and penniless in your declining years. — 
 Now, my dear aunt, I do assure you that I 
 always intended to let you have the money; 
 but your memory was so very bad, and you 
 were always so charitable and easily influ- 
 enced, that I thought I could take care of 
 your money much better than you, and so I 
 have always kept it against my will, and 
 solely for your good. And now, dear aunt, I 
 have written a receipt for you to sign, and if 
 you will just take this pen, and sign it, you 
 can have all this money in gold that you see 
 in my handkerchief, which will keep you com- 
 fortable all your days." And the poor old in- 
 firm creature tottered to the table, and put on 
 her spectacles, and signed a receipt with her 
 skeleton and trembling hand, for two thous- 
 and dollars, in full of all demands against Pe- 
 ter Cooper, which the unparalleled villain bad 
 thus cunningly written to defraud her of the 
 balance of two thousand and five hundred dol- 
 lars, which the Court of Appeals had directed 
 him to pay her, after sixteen years of obstinate 
 and wicked litigation on his part. He then 
 gave her two thousand dollars, and left her as 
 a robber darts from a habitation when its ten- 
 ant is after him with a dagger or revolver. 
 She threatened to prosecute him for obtaining 
 $2,500 through false pretences, and he dared 
 her to do it. But she descended from patriotic 
 blood, and was so excited and exasperated at 
 his wrongs, and disgusted with her species 
 and modern kindred, and being superannuated 
 and broken-hearted, and literally worn out, 
 that, wdiile sitting in her bed dictating a letter 
 to the President of the .United States respect- 
 ing the monstrous robberies of Peter Cooper, 
 she fell back and expired, with her withering 
 execrations of her nephew on her lips. And 
 it was the belief of the most eminent jurists 
 of those days, that her sudden demise saved 
 Peter Cooper from a residence of ten years in 
 the dungeons of the State. 
 
 Peter Cooper has long bamboozled this city 
 and country with his bogus philanthropy. He 
 has not, and never will surrender his right, 
 nor that of his heirs, to the building bearing 
 the imposing inscription of "Union" and "To 
 Science and Art." He will let the first four 
 stories, and pocket the rent, but the fifth story 
 being (like the upper story of the Wall street 
 buildings,)almost valueless, and which ho could 
 
 hardly let at all, he designs devoting to human 
 learning, by letting it to itinerating lecturers 
 for as much as he can squeeze out of them, and 
 put that in his pocket also. And from my 
 knowledge of his narrow mind, (he having 
 been my Grammar pupil in his old age,) I do 
 not believe that he will ever let the fifth story 
 of his bogus scientific ediflce to any lecturer 
 who differs with his political or religions 
 views. The penurious old rascal has furnished 
 the immortal " Union" and " Science" and 
 "Art" fifth story with the dilapidated and 
 wormy benches of the old Wash Tub Taber- 
 nacle, and of Dr. Spring's old brick church, 
 which were too much decayed for a whole- 
 some and patriotic or political bonfire. By all 
 his noise and imposture about devoting his 
 building to " Union, Science, and Art," he has 
 succeeded in prohibiting the construction of 
 an edifice (on the vacant square at the junc- 
 tion of the Third and Fourth Avenues) far 
 more beautiful than his, and by foiling that 
 project, he greatly enhanced the value of his 
 own property. And through his stupendous 
 " Union," and " Science" and " Art" imposi- 
 tion, he has cheated the New York Common 
 Council into voting him a reduction of $8,000 
 worth of taxes on his building. There never 
 was such a cunning wretch as Peter Cooper, 
 whose craft would make the devil himself 
 blush. Through his pretended love of his 
 species, and his spurious earnest regard for the 
 culture of the youth of the present and of 
 coming generations, he has foisted the merest 
 old granny that ever existed on the noble Me- 
 tropolis as Mayor ; and, not content with the 
 Mayoralty and nearly all of the Executive De- 
 partments in his grasp, this cunning old rat 
 directs the Mayor (who married his adopted 
 daughter) to appoint his (Peter's) own son 
 Edward as Street Commissioner, which is 
 worth millions in the hands of such cunning 
 old thieves as Peter Cooper and Daniel F. Tie- 
 man, who have been stealing the public mo- 
 ney through their enormous speculations and 
 gigantic suburban operations, ever since they 
 entered the Common Council in 1S28. I have 
 got the data to write a hundred pages on Pe- 
 ter Cooper's indictment, while he had a glue 
 factory on the old Boston road, and his nig- 
 gardly meanness to his nieces and nephews, 
 and other kindred, and to the poor Irishmen 
 at present in his glue factory in the vicinity of 
 New York. He screws down all in his em- 
 ploy to such low wages, that he barely per- 
 mits them to subsist, although their employ- 
 ment of skinning diseased cows feet and mak- 
 ing glue is the most offensive labor under 
 Heaven. For his cruelty towards an inoffen- 
 sive apple-woman, (whom he seized by the 
 throat, and dragged from his store, and threw 
 into the gutter,) he should be horsewhipped 
 from the Battery to Harlem. And through 
 his artifice and eternal excuse, (to the poor 
 starving wretches who have solicited aid since 
 he began his bogus intellectual edifice,) that 
 he could not contribute a dollar to any char- 
 ity except his building, he has saved thousands 
 that other equally affluent citizens have con- 
 tributed to relieve the sick and hungry and 
 naked during the several winters of famine 
 through which we have passed, since Peter 
 Cooper began the construction of his sham 
 literary institution. And these reprobates 
 now strive to starve the sick old fathers and 
 mothers and grandmothers and dear little 
 brothers and sisters of the noble newsboys 
 who sell their papers amid the rain and sleet 
 and freezing cold, while these leprous and 
 chronic-pile old scamps are sweetly reposing 
 in feather beds they stole from the tax-payers, 
 under the garb of City Reform. Peter Cooper 
 must soon meet his plundered aunt in the 
 realms of shadows, whose contemplation makes 
 him tremble like a murderer going to execu- 
 tion. 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 The Early Penury of the Three Napo- 
 leons of the American Press— Bennett, 
 Greeley, and Baymond. 
 
 The Hon. Jolin Kelly (now Member of Con- 
 gress from the city of New York) told me that 
 
 ho was the first boy whom James Gordon 
 Bennett employed, when he issued the first 
 number of the Herald, — that he (honest 
 Johnny Kelly) was then a poor, barefooted 
 boy, with scarcely means to live, — that his 
 duties consisted in sweeping out the office, 
 running errands, folding and selling the//<T- 
 aM, and in doing every thing required in and 
 out of the office, — thai Bennett then had an 
 office in the basement of a dilapidated build- 
 ing in Wall street, near William, which was 
 in constant danger of tailing, and for which he 
 paid no rent, — that Anderson & Ward then 
 published the Herald, whose printing office 
 was in Ann street, in a building subsequently 
 destroyed by fire, and which occupied the lot 
 of the present Sunday Atlas edifice, — that 
 Anderson ct Ward would not let Bennett have 
 a solitary copy of the Herald until he paid for 
 it, — that lie (John) used to go every day with 
 Bennett to Anderson & Ward's to get the Her- 
 ald papers, and that Bennett often had no 
 money, and would appeal in vain for the 
 Herald, — that in tears he often pawned his 
 watch to Anderson & Ward for the Herald 
 newspapers, — that on one occasion, he had no 
 money, and Anderson ife Ward held his watch 
 as security for the preceding day's Heralds, 
 and Ward was drunk, and Anderson was ab- 
 sent, and Bennett cried so long and hard that 
 Ward finally let him have the newspapers, — 
 that nothing but Ward's generosity, arising 
 from his intoxication, saved Bennett on that 
 critical occasion, as, if Ward had withheld the 
 papers, and the Herald had not appeared as 
 usual, it might have ceased to exist, and the 
 WorM have ne^ er heard of James Gordon 
 Bennett. And thus one event (even the whim 
 of a drunkard) often shadows or illuminates 
 our pathway to ceaseless adversity or pros- 
 perity, or to eternal obscurity or immortality. 
 The Hon. Horace Greeley was so poor when 
 he published the New Yorker, that he could 
 not pay his Wheat Bread Board, and even 
 failed to pay his Unbolted Wheat, or Graham 
 Bread Board. I boarded with Mi-, and Mrs. 
 Greeley for seven years at the old Graham 
 House in Barclay street, and (sometime after 
 Greeley established the Tribune) Mrs. Greeley 
 often borrowed money of me, from one shil- 
 ling to five dollars. She always paid me, but 
 often kept it for weeks, which subjected me 
 to great embarrassment, as I was at the por- 
 tal of starvation. But Mrs. Greeley was a 
 poetess, and very interesting in conversation, 
 and a sweet and gentle lady, and extremely 
 beautiful, and her pretty smile emitted the sol- 
 ace of an angel's wand, to a cadaverous and 
 gloomy Grahamite like me, which was of infi- 
 nite value to my digestive organs, and I never 
 could resist her arch persuasion to loan her 
 money, although it was often my very last 
 shilling. I know a printer in this city who 
 caught Greeley in one of Simpson's Pawn 
 Boxes. Greeley had just pawned a coat and 
 silver watch, (which the printer saw dart up 
 the 6poutlikea Fourth of July rocket,) and 
 he, Greeley, being near-sighted, was leaning 
 over the counter, counting the pawn money, 
 when the printer, being in the next Pawn 
 Box, (and who had worked as a journeyman 
 printer by the side of Greeley in a printing 
 office in Chatham street some years before,) 
 seized Greeley's ear, and slapped him on the 
 back, when Greeley looked up, and blushed 
 profusely, and trembled from hat to boot, and 
 picked up his money from the counter, and 
 walked out of the pawnbroker's shop, with 
 gigantic strides, amid the screams of Simpson 
 and his clerks, and the printer, and all the 
 
 miserable wretches present, including the 
 darkies. Three years afterwards, Simpson 
 got the boss of the printer to print some auc- 
 tion | lacards, and told him that Greeley never 
 redeemed his coat and watch, which were 
 sold at a Pawnbroker's public sale. 
 
 Lieutenant Governor Henry J. Raymond, 
 (soon after he came to New York,) was the 
 room-mate of my brother Thomas in Beek- 
 man street, nearly opposite Saint George's 
 Church, at the boarding house of a superan- 
 nuated Presbyterian clergyman named Brown. 
 Gov. Raymond told me, three weeks since, 
 that my brother Thomas was the first person 
 he roomed with in New York. My brother 
 Tommy had run away from home, and ap- 
 pealed to me for money, and to get him a 
 situation. He arrived from Providence in a 
 snow storm, and as Mrs. Tripler, (with whom 
 I boarded, opposite Saint George's Church,) 
 was full, I got him board at Parson Brown's, 
 in a small dark attic room, for two dollars a 
 week. Two days after he began to board at 
 Brown's, young Mr. Raymond came there, 
 and Brown put him in Tommy's apartment, 
 where they roomed and slept together for a 
 long period. Raymond was very short, but 
 Tom was much shorter, with the hump of 
 King Richard on his back, but they slept 
 soundly, and snugly, and sweetly, and cosily, 
 and seldom kicked or scratched each other. 
 After Raymond came into Tom's bed, (it was 
 a double, rickctty, second-hand cot,) Brown 
 reduced Tom's faro twenty-five cents, which 
 made his board one dollar and seventy-five 
 cents a week, and even that was quite a tax 
 on my attenuated purse. Tom has often told 
 me that he and Raymond would sometimes 
 talk on religion and politics until the doleful 
 hours of midnight, and related many funny 
 anecdotes of Raymond, which I shall publish 
 in the " History of my Life." Tom said that 
 Raymond was so poor at this time, that he 
 could hardly subsist, and used to have his hair 
 cut close to the skull, to save barber*s money, 
 and wash his handkerchiefs and stockings, 
 and sometimes his shirts, and used to mend 
 his shirts and stockings every Sunday morn- 
 ing, and the room was so cold, that Raymond 
 sat up in the cot, with his legs covered with 
 the sheet and blanket, while ho darned his 
 stockings and sewed the rips of his shirts, and 
 that he, (Tom,) suffered severely while Ray- 
 mond was sitting up in the cot mending his 
 duds, letting in the cold air on his (Tom's) 
 back and legs. Poor Tonr.ty is cold now, 
 (dying from the rheumatism and dropsy that 
 Raymond gave him,) and I recently bore his 
 tiny body, and big heart, and intelligent brain 
 to our family tomb in Rhode Island, by whose 
 side I may soon repose. 
 
 Bennett, Greeley, and Raymond are now 
 at the summit of the American Press, and we 
 shall soon show that they have not been true 
 to the children of the Great Being who raised 
 them from utter penury and obscurity to their 
 present exalted position. And we shall re- 
 view the source and rise of their Secretaries, 
 Hudson. Dana, and Tuthill, on some very fine 
 day, and then we shall analyse our own mys- 
 terious career, and then O me ! O glass ! 
 
 O paint! O putty! O Cooper! O Tiemann [ 
 
 O Edward ! 
 Tasso 1 
 
 O Jeremiah! and the Italian 
 A Sweet Letter. 
 
 Rahwit, May 15th, 1858. 
 Stephen H. Branch — 
 
 Dear Sir, — Having read a great deal about you, 
 
 I have taken a great interest in you. Although a 
 
 stranger, I tako my pea to address you a few lines, 
 
 hoping you will excuse the liberty I take. It is 
 
 pure admiration of your persevering character that 
 
 causes me to write ; for I have never teen your 
 
 face to my knowledge. In your poverty, I deeply 
 
 sympathised with you, and in your prosperity, I 
 rejoice with you. And now I suppose you would 
 like to know who it is that takes such an interest 
 in you. I am a country lady. My name is Miss 
 James, not the whole of it though, the rest I will 
 give when I hear from you. I resido in Railway, 
 New Jersey. I hope at some future day to become 
 better acquainted with you. If you tako interest 
 enough in the writer to answer this — please an- 
 swer this at once, and direct to 
 
 CARRIE JAMES, 
 Rahway, New Jersey. 
 
 Carrie, Carrie, 
 Why will you tarry? 
 Come, come with me, 
 And my darling be. 
 And we will soon be three, 
 And roam o'er land and sea, 
 And free lovers be 
 To eternity ! 
 
 how 1 cry 
 To see thy eye, 
 And hear tliv sigh ! 
 O ! I ! O ! my I 
 
 1 almost die 
 
 To see thy thigh ! 
 
 Good by, Carrie, 
 
 Thee I'd marry ! 
 
 So come quick to town, 
 
 And I'll buy a gown, 
 
 And to Foils we'll trot. 
 
 Who'll soon tie our knot, 
 
 And to the Astor we'll go, 
 
 And put honey on our dough, 
 
 And say avaunt to woe, 
 
 And scream and jump Jim Crow, 
 
 Till the Rooster doth blow 
 
 His cock-a-doodle do, 
 
 And hens cut-ka-dar-cut. 
 
 And cats mew from their gut. 
 
 And we will gaze, and huir, and kiss each other, 
 
 Like Adam, our father, and Eve, our mother : 
 
 And we will toil like thunder, 
 
 In winter and in summer, 
 
 To have a brat far better 
 
 Than poor old Cain, our brother. 
 
 So do not tarry, 
 
 Sweet little Carrie, 
 
 But come to me, 
 
 And I'll love thee, 
 
 Forever and ever, 
 
 And scold thee never : 
 
 And now on my lone bed, 
 
 I will lay my poor head, 
 
 And dream sweetly of thee, 
 
 Until thy face I see ! 
 
 The following meritorious gentlemen are 
 wholesale agents for the Alligator. 
 
 Ross&Tousey, 121 Nassau street. 
 Hamilton & Johnson, 22 Ann street. 
 Samuel Yates, 22 Beekman street. 
 Mike Madden, 21 Ann street. 
 Cauldwell & Long, 23 Ann street. 
 Boyle & Gibson, 32 Ann street and 
 Hendrickson & Blake, 25 Ann street. 
 
 Advertisements— One Dollar a line 
 
 IN ADVANCE. 
 
 BLOCKWOOD'S, BROADWAY LETTER OFFICE AND 
 • Stationery Store, 4'22» Broadway, New York. Let- 
 ters delivered in the city and to the U. S Mails, just before 
 their times for closing, in all directions. Stationery— a gen- 
 eral assortment wholesale and retail. Lockwood & War- 
 ren's Ink, a very superior article — jet black — does not cor- 
 rode. All orders punctually attended to. 
 
 B. LOCKWOOD. 
 
 PC. GODFREY, STATIONER, BOOKSELLER, AND 
 • General News dealer, 831 Broadway, New York, 
 near ISth street. 
 
 At Godfrey's — Novels, BookB, Ac, all the new ones cheap 
 At Godfrey's— Magazines, Fancy Articles, Ac, cheap. 
 At Godfrey's — Stationery of all kinds cheap. 
 At Godfrey's — All the Daily and Weekly Papers. 
 At Godfrey's— Visiting Cards Printed at 75 cents per pack. 
 At Godfrey's — Ladies Fashion Books of latest date. 
 
 AUG. BRENTANO, SMITHSONUN NEWS DEPOT, 
 Books and Stationery, 608 BROADWAY, corner of 
 Houston street. 
 
 Subscriptions for American or Foreign Papers or Bookf, 
 from the City or Country, will be promptly attended to. 
 
 Foreign Papers received by every steamer. Store open 
 from 6 A. M. to II P. M throughout the week. 
 
 THERE IS SOMETHING MYSTERIOUS 
 
 IN T1H 
 
 PICAYUNE. 
 
 You are sincerely warned not to look at THB PICAYUNB. 
 AVOID THE PICAYUNE ! 
 
 SHUN THE PICAYUNE I 
 Or if you must have it, STEAL It. 
 
 EXCELSIOR PRINT, 211 CENTRE-ST., N. Y. 
 
Volume I.— No. 8.] 
 
 SATURDAY, JUNE 12, 1858. 
 
 [Price 2 Cents. 
 
 James Gordon Bennett, Horace Greeley, 
 and Henry J. Baymond. 
 
 I shall review the editorial career of these 
 men, (whom I regard as extremely vicious,) 
 and I shall begin with Bennett, because he is 
 the eldest and biggest villain of the trio. I 
 have written for the Herald since I was a 
 student at Cambridge in 1836, for which I 
 have received only $250. I have written for 
 the Times nearly since its advent, for which I 
 have received nothing. I have written for 
 the Tribune since the first year of its exis- 
 tence, for which I have received nothing but 
 infinite detraction. So, in all I may say of 
 these ungrateful scoundrels, I shall evince no 
 ingratitude or treachery. Bennett's face is 
 the reflection of hell and the prince of devils. 
 In conversation, he is obscene and blasphe- 
 mous, and thoroughly wicked in every thought, 
 and to listen to his obscenity, and blasphemy, 
 and corrupt suggestions, in Ids old age, makes 
 one shudder with horror to the inner temples 
 of the soul. lie is a low and cunning Scotch- 
 man, of a large brain, of superficial cultiva- 
 tion — has no critical knowledge of grammar, 
 and his orthography is quite imperfect — could 
 accurately define Websters " science," only as 
 it represents the mode of extortion — has read 
 very little — is an unnaturalized alien, and a 
 monarchist of the deepest dye. His leading 
 motive, since he acquired his almighty dollar 
 position as a journalist, has been to oorrupt 
 the people, and thus subvert our institutions, 
 and cast us again into the embraces of British 
 despots, whom he still loves, and will ever 
 recognize as his native masters. His wife 
 permanently resides in Europe, and the son 
 who bears his name was educated in London, 
 Paris, and Vienna, — and Bennett himself lias 
 passed most of his latter years in Europe, with 
 flying visits to America to black mail private 
 citizens and the politicians in our Municipal, 
 State, and National elections. As incontro- 
 vertible evidence of his sympathy with cor- 
 ruptionists, he never wrote a syllable in favor 
 of the election of an honorable man to office. 
 In the abstract, he prates of virtue, and has 
 always denounced public rogues as no other 
 man in America, but concretely and in the 
 assassin's ambush, he toils from choice and for 
 a cash consideration to elect prison birds for 
 our rulers. As long as the candidate for of- 
 fice holds him through a beautiful woman, or 
 will jingle gold before his eyes, he will sustain 
 him, and magnify him into a human god ; but 
 the moment she ceases to fondle, and caress, 
 and hug, and kiss his hideous features, or her 
 beauty fades, or her paramour falls through 
 penury, or the loss of the public confidence, — 
 
 when one or all of these calamities transpire, 
 he seeks new victims, and tramples the old 
 like spiders, as lie now does George Law and 
 Fernando Wood, and others, whom he has 
 bled of half a million. Ami when Mariposa 
 fails to yield its wonted supply of gold, he will 
 abandon Fremont, and support some notorious 
 scamp for President, who is a perjured alien, 
 or a great national plunderer, or a dastard 
 traitor to the Union of our Fathers, — pro- 
 vided the candidate will give him $1(J0,0U0 in 
 cash, with the promise of a first-class Foreign 
 Mission. There is a married woman alter- 
 nately in the Metropolis and its suburbs, to 
 whom Bennett has long been an abject slave. 
 And there is a woman alternately in Washing- 
 ton and its suburbs, to whom President Bu- 
 chanan himself is a Russian serf. Bennett and 
 Buchanan, while I write, are in the embraces 
 of two cunning and bewitching ladies, who 
 control the destinies of America. It was 
 through the fascinations and machinations of 
 these two women, that George Law and Fer- 
 nando Wood ultimately fell, never to rise ; 
 and it was through these two Cleopatras that 
 the English and Jewish alien, Abraham 1). 
 Russell and Daniel E. Sickles were elected to 
 the Judiciary and Congress, and will be again, 
 as long as James Buchanan, James Gordon 
 Bennett, Judge Russell, Daniel E. Sickles, and 
 the two lovely ladies in question rule the des- 
 tinies of the White House, and meet in its 
 gorgeous halls, and around its festive tables. 
 Dan Sickles could pull Buchanan's nose with 
 impunity, and Judge Russell could pinch Ben- 
 nett's big proboscis, and he would not dare 
 breathe the faintest murmur. Pretty women 
 ruled the Egyptians, Grecians, Romans, Eng- 
 lish, French, Germans, Spaniards, and Italians, 
 and why should they not rule the Americans? 
 Bennett's Corporation plunder and his black 
 mail of politicians and private citizens will 
 appal the city and country, when I disclose 
 his prodigious operations, and place Frederick 
 Hudson, (his smooth Private Secretary,) and 
 his brother Edward W. Hudson, (the author oi 
 the Herald Money Articles,) in the infamous 
 position of their master. Bennett and Fred 
 and Ned Hudson originated the Parker Vein 
 and Potosi villanies, through which my bro- 
 ther William was reduced to beggary and 
 ceaseless illness, for which I will haunt them 
 to their capulets, and beyond, if possible. 
 And now, as the Alligator's jaws are limited, 
 they cannot hold more of Bennett's and the 
 two Hudsons' carcases to-day, but he will bite 
 them mighty hard next week, and take larger 
 chunks from their black mail hides, at his 
 second lunge. And when my Alligator's 
 
 fangs reach Greeley and Raymond, he will 
 revel and grin and snap his jaws, and fatten 
 his belly, as though he was basking on the 
 fertile borders of the Chagres. 
 
 Early Years— Senator Henry 3. Anthony. 
 
 When I was in the Providence Post Office, 
 Henry B. Anthony was a student of Brown 
 University, whose noble father resided in Cov- 
 entry, and the pale and delicate Henry would 
 descend College Bill at evening shades, and 
 present his sweet little face at the Post Office 
 window, and inquire in solicitous and music 
 tones : "Good Stephen, did my dear father or 
 mother write me to-day?" And if I said yes, 
 his tiny face reflected the innocent hilarity of 
 childhood. But if I said no, he would depart in 
 silence, with tears careering on his brilliant and 
 intellectual eyes. One summer evening, while 
 in the doorway of the Post Office, we had a 
 long political disputation, Henry was a Whig 
 and I a Democrat. He was a Hamiltonian, 
 and I a Jeffersouian. Samuel and Joseph 
 Bridgham, Wm. Henry Manton, Giles Eaton, 
 David Perkins, Halsey Creighton, Edward 
 Hazard, Nathan F Dixon, George Rivers, and 
 other students of Brown University, were 
 there, and most of them were Whigs, and op- 
 posed to Gen, Jackson, who was then Presi- 
 dent. We had a very exciting discussion, and 
 the students applauded as we warmed and 
 glowed and rounded our periods ; but Henry 
 received the most applause, and I the 
 most hisses. I endured all this with compo- 
 sure ; but when Henry corrected my pronun- 
 ciation of the military word "corps," (kore,) 
 which I pronounced like corpse, (korps,) a dead 
 body, — he brought blushes to my cheeks, and 
 copious blood to my brain, and the conquest 
 was his, and I retired into the Post Office, and 
 studied dictionary for some time, and resolved 
 to acquire the principles of the English lan- 
 guage. And from that memorable evening, I 
 have been a laborious student. Wheu this 
 same Henry B. Anthony became Governor of 
 Rhode Island, my father was the Senator from 
 Providence County, which is the second 
 honor of the State Administration, and the 
 duties more arduous than those of the Gover- 
 nor himself. And father has told mo that 
 Henry often consulted him during his Guber- 
 natorial Administration. When poor father 
 died, I called on Henry at the Providence 
 Journal offioe, who received me with the cor- 
 diality of a brother, and said : " Stephen : My 
 father lias recently died, and I profoundly 
 sympathize with yon, as I know what it is to 
 lose a good father like mine. As to your father, 
 
STEPHEN PI. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 Rhode Island never had a wiser nor a better 
 citizen, nor a purer patriot,— and years will 
 roll ere she will rear a man of his integrity 
 and penetration. Our whole State is in tears, 
 and will e\ er cherish him with warm affec- 
 tion." Henry was elected an American Sen- 
 ator last week from Rhode Island, and here 
 am I, with a dagger and revolver in my hand, 
 exposing the robbers and parricides of my 
 country, and with not one truly reliable friend 
 in all the world ; and even the few dollars that 
 I recently received from the Corporation for 
 public services, are in ceaseless danger through 
 the stealth of heartless and greedy wretches, 
 whose avarice will never be satiated until they 
 have wrested the very last farthing from 
 trembling hands that are in constant peril of 
 paralysis. And now, dear Henry, receive my 
 most affectionate congratulation on mounting 
 the ladder of your highest ambition. But if 
 you join the plunderers and traitors of the 
 Senate, and be recreant to truth and justice — 
 to Greene and Perry— to the Rhode Island 
 Line, so fondly cherished by Washington — 
 and to our dear native soil, and to the loved 
 stars of our glorious canopy, and of the long, 
 dark, cold, dreary, and sleepless nights of 
 the Revolution,— if you bo recreant to these 
 sacred lights of our early years, I will par- 
 alyze you with execrations, — and if I survive 
 you, I will trample and blight the verdure that 
 blushes over your odious and accursed mau- 
 soleum. 
 
 The Patient and Doctor— The First In- 
 terview. 
 
 Patient — Doctor, I have got the piles and 
 dyspepsia most awfully. I have taken lots of 
 medicine, and it has made me more costive, 
 and caused my head to ache worse than ever. 
 Now, Doctor, what on earth shall I do to cure 
 me of the piles and dyspepsia ? 
 
 Doctor — Buy Branch's Alligator. 
 
 Patient — What kind of medicine is that? 
 
 Doctor — It ain't medicine. It is a pepper. 
 
 Patient — What kind of pepper? 
 
 Doctor — A darn funny pepper. 
 
 Patient — How can that cure the piles and 
 dyspepsia t 
 
 Doctor — It will make you laugh and cry at 
 the same time, and move your bowels, and it 
 actually gave one of my patients the^diarrhcea 
 and hysteric cramps in the stomach last week. 
 
 Patient — Where can I find it? 
 
 Doctor — At any depot in the city. 
 
 Patient — I will try it. How much shall I 
 pay you for your medical advice ? 
 
 Doctor — Only one dollar. 
 
 Patient — There it is. Good day, Doctor. 
 
 Doctor — Good day. 
 
 Patient — (stumbles going down thesteps) — 
 It looks awful cloudy, Doctor. 
 
 Doctor — Quite so. It looks like rain. 
 
 Patient — Yes, rather. Good day, Doctor. 
 
 Doctor — Good day. Call again. 
 Patient — I will. [Exeunt.] 
 
 SECOND INTERVIEW. 
 
 Patient — Good morning, Doctor. 
 
 Doctor — How do yon do ? 
 
 Patient — -1 am so weak I can hardly stand. 
 
 Doctor — It must be owing to the warm 
 weather. 
 
 Patient — No it ain't. I have been reading 
 BtanclCs Alligator, and I have got the dys- 
 entery so bad that I fear I shall lose my en- 
 trails and die before sundown, if you don't 
 give me something to stop it. Why, lord bless 
 your dear soul, Doctor, I was up all last night, 
 and have been out ten times to-day. do 
 relieve and save me, Doctor. Only give me 
 back my piles and dyspepsia again, and I'll 
 be satisfied. The dysentery is more dangerous 
 than either, and I'm not prepared to die. I 
 joined the Church at the time Awful Gardner 
 and Ex-Alderman Wesley Smith did, but I 
 
 didn't hold on, and I am worse now than I 
 was before I joined the Old Dutch Church in 
 Fulton street. Do save me, Doctor, do. O 
 do ! All this trouble has come npon me, be- 
 cause you told me to read UrancKs Alligator, 
 which made me laugh so, that my bowels got 
 under way, and I conldu'tstop them. Do save 
 me, dear Doctor. 
 
 Doctor — Do you ever read the Herald, 7'imcs, 
 or Tribune? 
 
 Patient — No. I consider it a sin to read 
 those papers. 
 
 Doctor— Why ? 
 
 Patient — Because they lie and black mail 
 so, and deceive and sell the people, and plun- 
 der them, and erect such elegant buildings 
 with their plunder. They never could make 
 so much money by honorable industry. 
 
 Doctor — Well, now, you go and buy a copy 
 of the Herald, Times, and Tribune, and go 
 home and read the editorials, and the letters of 
 their Albany and AVashington correspondents, 
 and their mercenary Wall street money arti- 
 cles, and read their billingsgate of each other, 
 and their horrible black mail articles, and 
 they will so thrill your blood, as to produce 
 an instant reaction, and you will soon 'be more 
 costive than before you read Branch 1 * Alliga- 
 tor. 
 
 Patient — I'll do it. How much shall I pay 
 you for your advice ? 
 
 Doctor — Not a cent. 
 
 Patient — You are too generous, Doctor. 
 
 Doctor — Not at all. Those editors ain't 
 worth a cent, only what they steal from the 
 government, and the politicians, and the peo- 
 ple. They don't make a millionth as much 
 on their paper and advertisements, as they do 
 on black mail. They are the source of all gov- 
 ernmental evil. 
 
 Patient — Them's my sentiments exactly. 
 Good morning. Doctor. 
 
 Doctor — Good morning, patient. [Exeunt.] 
 
 TniRD INTERVIEW. 
 
 Patient — Good evening, Doctor. 
 
 Doctor — Good evening. 
 
 Patient— Well, Doctor, the Herald, Times, 
 and Tribune have cured me. I swow, Doc- 
 tor, how Bennett, Greeley, and Raymond can 
 lie. I read their fibs, white and black, and 
 their billingsgate of each other, and their 
 abuse of private citizens, and contractors, and 
 politicians, (which seemed like polite invita- 
 tions for interested parties to walk up to their 
 gilded offices and settle,) until my blood run 
 cold, and icicles formed in my veins, and my 
 zig-zag circulation flew about and rushed 
 from my toes, fingers, nose, ears, heart, and 
 liver, into my skull, until my dysentery- 
 was reduced from ten to four times a 
 day ; and then I put ice on my head, and a 
 poultice over my navel, and bathed my spleen 
 with brandy, and went to bed, and slept like 
 Rip Van Winkle, and I now feel as well as I 
 did at my birth, — and I have come to express 
 my gratitude, and pay you a standing fee for 
 disclosing the important secret, that 1 can al- 
 ways cure the piles and dysentery by reading 
 the abominable lies and black mail editorials 
 of the Herald, Times, and Tribune. 
 
 Doctor — I am of a costive nature, and never 
 have the piles nor dysentery, and therefore 
 never read those disreputable newspapers ; 
 but if I ever should have the cholera, or vio- 
 lent diarrhoea, I should read those public jour- 
 nals for my life, as I have cured dysentery 
 patients for years by recommending the perusal 
 of those journals for only half an hour. And I 
 shall always recommend Branch's Alligator 
 for costiveness. 
 
 Patient— Don't mention the Alligator, if 
 you please, Doctor, because I fear it will start 
 my bowels, and again set them in a terrible 
 and dangerous commotion. So, good night. 
 Doctor, and may God forever bless you. 
 
 Doctor — Good night, sir. 
 
 Patient — Remember me kindly to your wife 
 and children, Doctor. 
 
 Doctor — I will. 
 
 Patient — Good night. 
 
 Doctor — Good night. [Exeunt'] 
 
 The Doctor closes the door, and Patient 
 skips up the street, singing, a la Bayadere: 
 
 Happy am I, 
 
 From piles I'm free, 
 Why are not all 
 Merry like me ? 
 
 Sitpjrew fj. irRitcjj's Alligator. 
 
 NEW YORK, SATURDAY, JUNE 13, 1858. 
 
 War with Great Britain. 
 
 Don't let the grannies and daddies get dan- 
 gerously nervous over the bloody rumors from 
 Washington. Drink your tea, good matrons, 
 and take your snuff, old gentlemen, as strong 
 as ever, and talk as serenely and happily of 
 other days, as though we were to have per- 
 petual peace. There will be no war between 
 parent and child, so long as New York and 
 Liverpool exist in mutual interest and broth- 
 erly affection. For these two cities, with 
 their mighty commerce, are the peaceful ar- 
 biters of nations, and will be, after all who now 
 behold the Universe have returned to ashes, 
 and coming generations cannot find their mor- 
 tal caverns. 
 
 Tremendous Display of Crinoline, 
 
 [WALLACES THEATRE JUST OUT — A DRIZZLINO 
 KAIN.] 
 
 Omnibus Driver — Broadway — ride up ? 
 
 Dad (on sidewalk) — I say, driver, have you 
 got room for all my family ? 
 
 Driver — How many have you got? 
 
 Dad — Myself and two female children — 
 two girls in their teens, and my wife and 
 mother. 
 
 Driver — Yes, daddy, I can accommodate 
 you, as I have just got room for yourself, old 
 boy, and your two female children, and two 
 kegs, and your two girls in their teens, and 
 two barrels, and for your wife and mother, 
 and two hogsheads. Jump in, old cock, with 
 all your tribes and trappings. 
 
 Dad — Thank you, driver, thank you, — but 
 darn your impudent reflections about crino- 
 line. But it rains, and I'm anxious to get 
 home, and I'll forgive your facetious com- 
 ments this time. There, now, get in wife, 
 and mother, and girls, and children — get in 
 as fast as possible, and get out of the rain, and 
 save your bonnets, and shawls, and silks, and 
 kegs, barrels, and hogsheads, that our waggish 
 driver prates of with such truthful severity. 
 
 Driver (peeping through the hole) — Are 
 you all right inside, daddy? Crinoline all 
 nicely arranged and tucked in? eh? old cock? 
 
 Dad — Go ahead, you rascal. I'll tell Major 
 Tiemann and Peter Cooper of your didos, 
 and have you arrested. 
 
 Driver — Laughs, and snaps his whip, and 
 away they go. 
 
 A Queer Letter. 
 
 New Yoi:k, May 28th, 1858. 
 Sn:iiii:x H. Branch, Esq. — 
 
 Dear Sir, — As a reader of your rapacious 
 Alligator, and a warm sympathiser with 
 you throughout your misfortunes, I think I 
 am entitled to make a suggestion, which I 
 believe to be for your own good. I want to 
 praise the manner in which you have con- 
 ducted your Journal thus far, and it is because 
 I.do not wish to see it unworthy of considera- 
 tion that I have taken the liberty to write to 
 you— a perfect stranger, as far as personal 
 acquaintance goes. Your sanguinary and cha- 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. •; 
 
 3 
 
 ractcristic fearless attacks on the magnates of 
 Tammany and the City Ilall have won you 
 great favor among the honest and peaceful 
 citizens of New York, as well as elsewhere, 
 but I am of opinion that an attack on the city 
 press would only be productive of serious mis- 
 chief to yourself. In your latest number, 
 you mention the apparent slight of the Alli- 
 gator by Bennett, Greeley, and Raymond, 
 and avow your intention to " let up " on 
 them in your next. I seriously advise you not 
 to do it. It will hurt you. Only a week 
 since you spoke of your unwillingness to at- 
 tack and expose Russell, because he is Ben- 
 nett's friend, who aided you in your misfor- 
 tunes. It may hurt the man's feelings some- 
 what to see his friends or relations calumni- 
 ated or condemned, but it is much worse (and 
 savors of ingratitude in the assailant) to be 
 set upon himself. Besides, if you wake the 
 wrath of these three Leviathans, it will take 
 a bigger and stronger animal than the Alli- 
 gator to extinguish it. It is therefore a mat- 
 ter of policy in you not to weaken yourself 
 by entering into a war with the Herald, Times, 
 or Tribune. You are yet weak, and need all 
 the help you can possibly obtain. You know 
 yourself that newspapers are not established 
 in a day, however high their aim or select 
 their contributions, and to be drawn into a 
 controversy with the papers named, will be 
 almost fatal to your editorial prospects. 
 
 Again: they may have reasons for not no- 
 ticing your paper, as a press of business, ne- 
 glect, overlooking, and so forth, and may, 
 when a more convenient season presents itself, 
 give you a highly flavored puff. Would it not 
 be better to ask thein privately to speak favor- 
 ably of your new enterprise, than to attempt 
 to force them to do it by a public attack in 
 your paper ? 
 
 Yours very respectfully, and with sincere 
 Irishes for your welfare, R. P. C. 
 
 (Private.) 
 
 This letter came from the Herald, Time*, 
 and Tribune offices, and was the result of the 
 deliberations of Bennett, Greeley, and Ray- 
 mond, through their Secretaries, Hudson, 
 Dana, and Tuthill. My heart was moved 
 while reading this production. The genial 
 spirits of Houston and Hamilton, of the Her- 
 ald, and of the equally meritorious dead in 
 the Times and Tribune establishments, passed 
 before my vision, and I was unmanly, and 
 wept like a delicate female. And with elec- 
 tric flights of the imagination, I grasped the 
 long and happy years I have passed in the 
 Herald, Times, and Tribune offices, in the 
 pleasing effort to improve the Fire and Police 
 Departments. I thought, too, of the noble 
 hand of intellectual living giants connected 
 with the Metropolitan Press in question, and 
 I wept to know that we would be less friend- 
 ly, and that my form and intellect were never 
 more to be reflected by the leading Press of 
 America. And why must this be so ? Why 
 must I pass in silence, in my whole journey to 
 the grave, such men as Bennett, Greeley, and 
 Raymond, and their Secretaries, Hudson, 
 Dana, and Tuthill ? Is it because they have 
 not noticed the Alligator? I would despise 
 myself, if I could be governed by so mean a 
 motive. A spark will light a flame that will 
 defy a million men. Isolated snow will come 
 silently from Heaven, and form mountains 
 that will bury thousands. And I admit that 
 after my gratuitous labors in the Herald, 
 Times, and Tribune establishments for so 
 many years, (in which I devoted the in- 
 tegrity and education that my father 
 gave me,) the refusal of Bennett, Gree- 
 ley, and Raymond to notice my feeble efforts 
 to establish a truthful press, kindled a blaze 
 in my bosom that they can never quench. 
 For seven weeks I looked with solicitude for 
 
 the mention of my Journal in their columns, 
 and crushed to the earth witli pain and dis- 
 gust with my species, I resolved to dissect the 
 bodies that were animated by such contracted 
 souls. Their refusal to notice and encourage 
 the efforts of an old and tried friend like me, 
 (who has toiled so long and hard to give them 
 important public documents and early valua- 
 ble domestic and foreign intelligence,) arous- 
 ed a million demons that have slumbered in 
 my bosom, and yearned for years to expose 
 the villainy of American editors, who hold 
 the destinies of my country and of human 
 liberty in their palms, and who trille and play 
 with the people, and sell them like cattle in 
 the face of the morning sun. Bennett, Gree- 
 ley, and Raymond never meet by daylight, 
 but they do by night light in great emergen- 
 cies. They fret and scold before the people, 
 but they act in concert in subterranean cav- 
 erns. And their Secretaries, Hudson, Dana, 
 and Tuthill, daily walk arm-in-arm, plot- 
 ting deeds of hell for their wicked mas- 
 ters, in which the people are invariably 
 sold. And so with the money-article writers 
 of these public journals. They see each other 
 often, and act in concert, and spread terror 
 in Wall street, and throughout the country, 
 and desolate the hearth of many a happy do- 
 mestic circle, in the journey of every sun. 
 And shall I be silent, and go down to my 
 grave, with these fatal secrets on my heart, 
 that have depressed me for years ? Snail I be 
 recreant to my mission, and to the toiling mil- 
 lions, on whom their accursed treason falls ; 
 Shall I not tell the American people, that the 
 evils and corruption that overshadow our 
 land, and threaten to subvert our glorious in- 
 stitutions, have their source in the American 
 I And shall I not adduce my proof and 
 
 argument, and scathing analysis of their per- 
 nicious motives? And shall I be silenced by the 
 threats in this letter, that I will be crushed by 
 three Leviathans the instant I open my fatal 
 batteries ? No, no. All hell shall not deter 
 me from my exposition of Bennett, Greeley, 
 and Raymond, and their vile Secretaries. For 
 my honor I care every thing, and he who 
 strives to deprive me of it, through un- 
 merited detraction, shall die by my avenging 
 hand. But for life I care nothing, only to be 
 useful to my kind, and to adhere to integrity, 
 and serve the God of my supreme adoration. 
 Life ! Take it ! Take the poor, trembling, 
 pining, mortal trunk and scabbard, but beware 
 of the sword and soul ! Look, but touch not 
 them, lest the ground rock, and open, and 
 yawn, and swallow, and cut, and dash, and 
 burn your demon bones and nerves through 
 undying ages. Beware! I say! beware! 
 and tremble ! For I have a superstition,, that 
 a soul is sacred in the eyes of God, according 
 to its love of truth, or its hatred and horror 
 of such hypocrites, thieves, and traitors, as 
 Bennett, Greeley, and Raymond. 
 
 Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1S57, by 
 
 STEPHEN H. BRANCH, 
 
 In the Clerk's Office of the District Court of the United 
 
 States for the Southern District of New York. 
 
 Life of Stephen H. Branch. 
 
 The news of my return to Providence spread 
 rapidly, and the political newspapers un- 
 friendly to father most cruelly announced my 
 arrival in blazing capitals. I then told my 
 father that if he would furnish me the means, 
 I would go to the sea shore, and lie instantly 
 complied. I departed for Boston with White, 
 whose father resided in Pepperell, Massachu- 
 setts, whither he went, and I took the stage 
 to Salem and Gloucester, near C.;po Ann. 
 When I parted witli White, I was overwhelm- 
 ed witli tears and desolation. 1 passed the 
 first night in Gloucester at a hotel, and the 
 next day engaged private board. I HOW WHS 
 
 very lonely, — had no congenial spirit by my 
 side, — knew no one in Gloucester, — was a 
 mere skeleton,— could not read nor compose, 
 without snffusing my brain with blood, aud i 
 sometimes thought I should drop dead, and 
 seriously contemplated self-destruction. Cut 
 the ocean air revived me, and I gave lessons 
 in penmanship to a Mr. Story and his two 
 sons, who gave me $5 a week, which del rayed 
 my expenses, and diverted my mind from the 
 melancholy past, which was a precious 
 solace. The summer closed, and the 
 leaves began to fall, and the first blast of 
 autumn made its advent from the north, and 
 I returned to Boston, and went to New Ynrk 
 by way of Hartford and New Haven. I en- 
 gaged board witli Mrs. Reeve, in Pearl street. 
 near Franklin Square, and hired a cheap 
 piano of Firth, Hall, & Pond, and gave En- 
 glish lessons to the son of Mr. Vultee, for 
 which he imparted musical instruction. 1 
 then went to Arthur Tappan, and informed 
 him that I contemplated the instruction of 
 colored persons, who sent me to his brother, 
 Lewis Tappan, with whom I had a long con- 
 versation, at his store in Pearl street, during 
 which he examined my qualifications in spell- 
 ing, reading, figures, and penmanship, and 
 gave me a letter of introduction to a colored 
 man named Van Ransselaer, who kept a res- 
 taurant under the office of the Journal of 
 Commerce. I taught Mr. and Mrs. Van Rans- 
 selaer and their adopted boy for some weeks. 
 for which I received my meals at their res- 
 taurant. They had a room in the sixth story 
 of one of the Wall street buildings, and, in 
 climbing the stairs, I often thought I should 
 die before I reached the upper story. I now 
 see an advertisement, and obtain a situation 
 as teacher on the plantation of Mr. Bennett, 
 near Franklin, Alabama, and departed for 
 Apalachicola, in the brig Sampson, Captain 
 Robinson. The passengers could scarcely 
 move in consequence of the barrels of pota- 
 toes and apples on deck. We paid our pas- 
 sage in advance. The proprietors of the ves- 
 sel allowed the captain a limited sum for sail- 
 ors, and, to save a portion of the money for 
 himself, the captain obtained most of his sail- 
 ors from the hospital, from those just recover- 
 ing from protracted illness. One was lame, 
 and another had but one eye, and all were 
 pale and extremely feeble. We had a gale off 
 Cape Hatteras, and some of the more emaci- 
 ated sailors were instantly prostrated, and re- 
 tired to their berths, and the passengers had 
 to work night and day, or go to the bottom of 
 the ocean. In a week after I left New York, my 
 hands were nearly raw with blUters from 
 hauling ropes. The owners permitted the 
 captain to provision the vessel as he pleased, 
 and render his account to them at the close of 
 the voyage, and he nearly starved us, although 
 he charged the proprietors of the vessel for the 
 best provisions the market afforded. I often 
 caught the captain drinking wines and eating 
 luxuries behind the masts, whioh the passen- 
 gers should have had, and I denounced him, 
 but to no purpose. I discovered the helms- 
 man asleep at midnight, and the vessel going 
 stern foremost, and aroused the passengers 
 just in time to save all from y. watery grave. 
 There was a passenger who had been a skilful 
 mariner, and we acted in concert, or we must 
 havo been lost. We watched tho helmsman 
 on alternate nights, but got weary of the task, 
 and shared the toil with other passengers. 1 
 emerged from my berth at midnight, and 
 found botli passenger and helmsman asleep, 
 when I aroused all hands to witness the ex- 
 traordinary spectacle, and our common peril, 
 and, after that, the passengers formed a Vigi- 
 lance Committee to unceasingly watch the 
 captain aud sailors. In a week, land was dis- 
 covered, although the captain assured us one 
 hour before the discovery, that we were about 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 one hundred milea from hind. It was near 
 sunset, and it' we had not discovered hind 
 before dark, we would have gone ashore, and 
 been drowned, or butchered by the hos- 
 tile Indians on the coast of Florida, who 
 were then engaged in their final struggle with 
 the Americans. We had a hurricane soon 
 afterwards, and lost all the apples and [iota- 
 toes from the deck, but we at last arrived 
 at Key "West. We took in water, and some 
 bread and herrings, and steered for Apalaehi- 
 cola. and on the following day, we took four 
 men from a vessel that must have sunk in one 
 hour after we rescued them. The poor fel- 
 lows had been several days on the wreck, 
 without food or water, and they shivered and 
 cried like children, when they reached our 
 vessel. It was a very affecting scene, and 
 none could restrain their tears. We hail a gale 
 in the Gulf of Mexico, and expected to be 
 lost, lint we ultimately reached Apalachicola. 
 which I found a perfect desert. My employer, 
 and a wagon with two horses, anticipated my 
 arrival, and we went to Saint Joseph, and 
 thence up the banks of the Chattahoochee 
 River, and often passed near the encampment 
 of hostile tribes of Indians. There had been 
 no rain for two months, and the woods were 
 on fire at times throughout the journey, which 
 presented at night a scene of great sublimity. 
 We were often surrounded by smoke and 
 flame, and were scorched and nearly strangled 
 by the dense smoke that emanated from the 
 burning pine trees. On one occasion, the 
 horses were unmanageable, and ran towards 
 the flames, and we supposed we would be lost, 
 but we subdued the terror of the horses, and 
 emerged from the flames after infinite peril 
 and trouble. The miserable habitations were 
 often thirty miles apart, and we nearly died 
 from thirst, but we reached Franklin, Ala- 
 bama, after unexampled suffering. I soon 
 repaired to Bennett's Plantation, five miles 
 from Franklin, and opened my sehoei, near 
 his house, in a log cabin, to which Bennett 
 permitted children to come from the surround- 
 ing country. My health was poor, and I 
 nearly died witli dyspepsia. 1 soon discovered 
 that Bennett was intemperate and cruel to his 
 slaves, most of whom had committed grave 
 offences, and had been confined in the prisons 
 of Georgia and Alabama. Bennett's Overseer 
 whipped the slaves every morning, and my 
 feelings were lacerated almost beyond endur- 
 ance, when I heard the lash, and their pierc- 
 ing cries for mercy. Mike, a slave, fled in 
 the night, and Bennett and the Overseer pur- 
 sued and captured him partially drunk in a 
 swamp. They tied him to a tree, near my 
 window, and paddled him with a wooden 
 spade full of holes, which brought blood and 
 blisters at every blow. I bad witnessed the 
 executions of murderers at the North, but I 
 never beheld brutality like this. I closed my 
 window, and went to bed, and buried myself 
 in the clothes, so that I eonhl not hear the 
 blows, and poor Mike's thrilling appeals for 
 succor. Chloe, a slave from Africa, (who was 
 seventy years old, and had been the slave of 
 Bennett's father,) told a lie to screen one of 
 her children, who bad been absent two nights 
 on a drunken frolic, and she was tied to a tree, 
 #nd severely horsewhipped on her naked back. 
 I shall never forget the moans of poor 
 -Chloe, as the whip lacerated her scanty flesh, 
 ami aged bones. Mrs. Bennett taught her 
 children, nude and female, to whip the chil- 
 dren slaves, jnd when they did not strike 
 hard, she worn,; fly into a fearful passion, and 
 lash her own children for their lenity towards 
 the sinless little slao es. These cruel scenes 
 disgusted and harrowed njy heart beyond the 
 power of language to express, and I resolved 
 to resort to honorable stratagew to get away 
 from Bennett's Plantation. So, on Bennett's 
 ,retnrn from his favorite amusement of hunt- 
 
 ing deer at night, with which the country 
 teemed, he was very proud of his success in 
 killing deer, and was partially intoxicated, 
 and in sparkling humor, and I breathed in 
 his merry ears the following' plaintive intelli- 
 gence. 1 told him that I was ill, and antici- 
 pated a return of fits, which sometimes tor- 
 mented me for months, — that, at times, when 
 [ emerged from these tits, I was wild and dan- 
 gerous, uuless confined in irons, and that I 
 once nearly strangled a child, during my deli- 
 rium. He started back, and stared like an 
 owl, and his wife opened her mouth, and 
 stretched her large gray eyes prodigiously, 
 and asked me how long I had had symptoms 
 of the return of fits. I said, about two days. 
 Bennett then inquired about how long before 
 1 expeeled they would commence. I replied, 
 in a day or two. He asked me if I desired to 
 return to Apalachicola, and thence to New 
 York, or would rather go by way of Colum- 
 bus, Georgia. I told him that I had a brother 
 in New Orleans, who was proprietor of the 
 " New Orleans Daily Times" and I would 
 like to go to him, as he knew how to nurse 
 me, when the fits were on. He said that he 
 would let his slave Edward take me in his 
 wagon down the banks of the Chattahoochee, 
 to the point where the mail stage passed, an 
 its way to Lagrange, where I could get a 
 steamer to Pensacola, and thence to Mobile 
 and New Orleans. I told him that I had no 
 money. He said lie would supply mo with 
 enough to defray my expenses to New Or- 
 leans. In the morning, while the Overseer 
 was whipping slaves in the yard, I started 
 down the Chattahoochee, and, after an encamp- 
 ment of three nights, reached the road that 
 led to Lagrange. On the following day, the 
 stage arrived, and I left for Lagrange. General 
 James Hamilton, of South Carolina, wds a pas- 
 senger, with whom I had many a pleasant 
 conversation. After a tedious journey through 
 the piny solitudes of Florid;., we arrived at. 
 Lagrange, and left for Pensacola, in a ricketty 
 steamer, in which we came near being lost in 
 the Gull' of Mexico, in about half a gale. At 
 Pensacola, we took the steamer Champion, 
 and proceeded to Mobile, and thence to New 
 Orleans, by way of Lake Pontchartrain. I 
 boarded with my brother Albert in Poydras 
 street, and worked in his printing office. I 
 learned, through the newspapers, that the 
 Captain left Apalachicola for Havana, but 
 could'nt find it, and went to Key West — that 
 he left for New York, and was capsized in the 
 Atlantic ocean, and only the second mate was 
 saved, who stated in substance that "six of us 
 were on a raft for nine days, and, after we ate 
 the dog, we drew lots for each other, and that 
 he who drew the shortest piece of shirt from 
 my inclosed hand, should die, but have the 
 privilege of resisting the other five in their 
 attempted slaughter of his body for his blood 
 and flesh as their water and food, — that a 
 Hungarian passenger drew the shortest cut, 
 atid fought for his life for two hours, on the 
 raft, which was the roof of the deck cabin, 
 and very large, and could hold twenty men 
 with safety, — -that the Hungarian at last fell 
 asleep at midnight, against his will, ami we 
 cut bis head entirely off, and drank his blood, 
 and ate his flesh, aud J never relished any food 
 like the Hungarian's, — that on the tenth day, 
 the first mate died from eating too heartily of 
 the Hungarian, and on the eleventh day a pas- 
 senger and sailor died from exhaustion, — that 
 on the twelfth day a vessel came near, and 
 while on a mountain wave just over my head, 
 the cook discovered myself and the last sailor 
 down in the cavern of the ocean, — the cook 
 screamed. — the helmsman discovered us, — a 
 rope was cast, and I seized it, and tied it 
 around me, — another is thrown, — I tied it 
 around my comrade, and gave the signal to 
 hoist away, and up we went into the vessel, 
 
 but, alas ! my sailor boy was dead, dying 
 from exhaustion and excessive joy at his too 
 sudden and unexpected rescuo!" This melan- 
 choly news cast a profound gloom over my 
 meditations for several weeks. I now see an 
 advertisement for a teacher in Napoleonville, 
 on Bayou Lafourche, about twenty miles from 
 Donaldsonville, and seventy -five miles west of 
 New Orleans, on the plantation of Thomas 
 Pugh, who was a classmate of President Polk, 
 the Keverend Doctor Hawks, and the Reverend 
 Doctor Thomas House Taylor, of Grace 
 Church, and other distinguished men, at 
 Chapel Hill, North Carolina. Albert 0. Ains- 
 worth and Senator Conrad, of New Orleans, 
 gave me letters to Mr. Pugh, which secured 
 the situation. Mr. Pugh was a Member of the 
 Legislature, and so was .Mr. Conrad. Mr. 
 Ainsworth was a native of Providence, Rhode 
 Island, and an old school mate of mine, whose 
 father was a school master. Mr. Pugh had 
 about two hundred slaves on his sugar and 
 cotton plantations, and his brother, just below 
 him, on the Bayou, had a thousand slaves. I 
 found Mr. Thomas Pugh to bo a noble cha- 
 racter, and very kind to his slaves, who most 
 fondly loved him. I had a school house in the 
 centre of a beautiful field, to which came the 
 pretty children of Mr. Pugh, and about a 
 dozen others from the contiguous plantations. 
 I had six hundred dollars per annum, and a 
 horse to ride when I chose, and aslavenamed 
 Nathan to wait upon me. The country teem- 
 ed with poultry, and we had the most deli- 
 cious oysters, and all the choice fruits and 
 vegetables of those sunny and prolific lati- 
 tudes. I was thrown from my horse one 
 moonlight evening, while riding along the 
 Bayou, and soon after was bitten by a snake, 
 and in about a week found a lizzard in my 
 bed when I awoke in themorning, and I got 
 uneasy and very nervous, and left Mr. Pugh 
 and his interesting family with tearful sorrow, 
 because they had treated me with parental 
 kindness. I returned to New Orleans, and 
 engaged pasaage in a steamer for Louisville, 
 Kentucky. 
 
 (To be continued to our last dream.) 
 
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 manufacturers of Marine and Land Engines, Boilers', 
 &c. Iron and Brass Castings. Foot of Cherry street, East 
 River. 
 
 AUNSON T. BRIGGS— DEALER IN FLOUR BARRELS, 
 Molasses Casks, Water, and all other kinds of Casks. 
 Also, new flour barrels and half barrels ; a large supply 
 constantly on hand. My Stores are at Nos. 62, 63. 64, 0°, 
 T8, 75, 77'and 79 Rutger's Slip ; at 235, 287, and 289 Cherry 
 street ; also, in South and Water streets, between Pike and 
 Rutger's Slip, extending from street to street. My yards in 
 Williamsburgh are at Furman k Co.'s Dock. My yards in 
 New York are at the corner of Water and Gouverneur 
 streets; and in Washington street, near Canal ; and at Le- 
 roy Place. My general Office is at 64 Rutger's Slip. 
 ALANSQN T. BRIGGS. 
 
 JOHN B. WEBB, BOAT BUILDER, 718 WATER Sl'REET. 
 My Boats are of models and materials unsurpassed by 
 those of any Boat ,Builder in the World. Give me a call, 
 and if I don't please you, I will disdain to charge you for 
 what does not entirely satisfy you. JOHN B. WEBn. 
 
 SAMUEL SNEDEV, SHIP k SI'EAMIIOA t' oUILDER.— 
 My Office is at No. 81 Corlears street, New York ; and 
 my yards and residence are at Greenpoint. I have built 
 Ships and Steamers for every portion of the Gh.be, for a 
 long term of years, and continue to do so on n asnnable 
 terms. SAMUEL SNEDEN. 
 
 C1HARLES FRANCIS, SADDLER, ESTABLISHED IN 
 / 1SU8,) Sign of the Golden Horse, 89 Bowery, New York, 
 opposite the Theatre. Mr. F. will sell his articles as low as 
 any other Saddler in America, and warrant them to be equal 
 to any in the World. 
 
 HN WILD, STEAM CANDY MANUFACTURER, No. 
 • 451 Broadway, bet. Grand and Howard streets, New 
 York. My Iceland Moss and Flaxseed Candy will cure 
 Coughs and Sneezes in a very short time. 
 
 JAMES GRIFFITHS. (Late CHATFIELD 4 GRIFFITHS.) 
 No. 278 Grand St., New York. A large stock of well-se- 
 lected Cloths, Cassimeres, Vestiogs, Ac , on hand. Gent's, 
 Youths' and Children's Clothing, Cut and Made in the most 
 approved style. All cheap for Cash. 
 
 C TYSON, CORNER OF NINTH STREET k SIXTH AVE. 
 • Has for sale all the hue Publications of the day, in- 
 cluding all the Daily and Weekly Newspapers. 
 
DOR. 
 
 Volume I— No. 9.] 
 
 SATURDAY, JUNE 19, 1858. 
 
 [Price 2 Cents. 
 
 James Gordon Bennett's Editorial 
 Career. 
 
 Kennett left his native hills of Scotland in 
 1819, and arrived in Boston in 1820. After 
 enduring the tortures of poor Goldsmith (as 
 teacher, traveler, editor, and author) for fif- 
 teen years, he takes the basement of the 
 crumbling ruin at No. 20 Wall street, and ad- 
 vertises for a boy, when John Kelly (now a 
 Member of Congress from the Fourth, Sixth, 
 Tenth, and Fourteenth Wards) thus responds: 
 
 Eater John Kelly in rags and barefooted. 
 
 John—yiv. Bennett: Mother says you ad- 
 vertised for a boy, and sent ins to ask you for 
 the situation. 
 
 Bennett — What's your name? 
 
 John— Johnny Kelly. 
 
 Bennett — Where do you live? 
 
 John — In the Fourteenth Ward. 
 
 Bennett — How long have you been in this 
 country? 
 
 John — I have always been in this beautiful 
 conntry. 
 
 Bennett — Aint you an Irish boy? 
 
 John — No, sir, — I am an American boy, 
 and I'm very glad I am an American. 
 
 Bennett — Why are you glad of that ? 
 
 John — Because George Washington was an 
 American, and I dearly love his memory, 
 because he always spoke the truth, and was 
 good and brave, and loved and saved his 
 country. 
 
 Bennett — Who told you all this? 
 
 John — My grandfather first told me of 
 Washington's greatness, and goodness, and 
 bravery, and since he died. I have read the 
 Life of Washington several times. 
 
 Bennett — Where was your grandfather 
 born \ 
 
 John — In Scotland. 
 
 Bennett — Ah ! then, you are of Scotch 
 descent ? 
 
 John — Yes, sir. 
 
 Bennett — Did you ever hear of Wallace? 
 
 John — Yes, sir, and of William Tell, and his 
 son Albert, of Switzerlaud. Grandfather 
 told me all about their courageous deeds and 
 great love of country, 
 
 Bennett — -Where were your parents born ? 
 
 John — In poor old Ireland. 
 
 Bennett — Why did they leave their coun- 
 try? 
 
 John — Because liberty was dead, and the 
 people starving, and sorely oppressed by 
 tyrants. 
 
 Bennett — Who crushed the liberty of Ire- 
 land? 
 
 John — England, Scotland, and Wales. 
 
 Bennett — That will do, my boy, and I am 
 pleased with your intelligence and love of 
 liberty, though you should not denounce the 
 glorious Scotland, because your grandfather 
 came from its pretty vales and majestic moun- 
 tains. 
 
 John — If Scotland and Wales had sympa- 
 thised with Ireland, and fought her battles for 
 freedom, the sweetest and greenest Isle of all 
 the earth would now be free like my dear 
 America, and Scotland and Wales could also 
 have enjoyed the blessings of liberty. 
 
 Enter Washer Woman. 
 
 Washer Woman — And so I have caught the 
 old Scotch Serpent at last, eh ? I have been 
 here a dozen times, and also at your last 
 boarding house, which you left without pay- 
 ing a poor widow (with five young children) 
 for your board, and she is very sick in con- 
 sequence of your cowardly villainy, and is 
 about to have another child, and her landlord 
 told her yesterday that she must move imme- 
 diately, or he would turn her into the street, 
 for not paying her rent. But I'll stand none 
 of your wickedness. Aud now, Bennett, if 
 you don't, instantly pay me for washing and 
 mending your filthy and ragged clothes, I 
 will rope you on the spot. (She takes a rope 
 from behind her apron.) 
 
 Bennett — Call in the morning, and I will 
 certainly pay you. 
 
 Washer Woman — I shall do no such thing, 
 you lying diddler. I will have it now, or I 
 will rope you, and pull your hair, and scratch 
 and bite, and maul you to a jelly. (She ap- 
 proaches him with menacing gestures.) 
 
 Bennett — There, good woman, — there's 
 your money. (She seizes it and departs, wag- 
 ging her head and body with victorious vocif- 
 erations.) 
 
 Bennett — There, Master Kelly, you per- 
 ceive that I am very poor. 
 
 John — Y"es, sir, and so am I, and I like to be 
 with the poor, because they are far more kind 
 and generous than the rich. 
 
 Bennett (wiping a tear from his eye) — My 
 boy, I can see a noble heart in your breast, 
 and you remind me of the happy friends I left 
 in my native land, whom I may never see 
 again, and who are ignorant of the terrible 
 vicissitudes through which I have passed, 
 since I left my dear father's roof. 
 
 John — What country is yours ? 
 
 Bennett — Scotland. 
 
 John— Ah! Scotland 1 My adored grand- 
 father's native home I O, I love you much 
 better, now that I learn you came from Scot- 
 land. 
 
 Bennett — No more of this, dear boy. I can- 
 not talk of my present poverty, and of my 
 native skies, without sad emotions. And now 
 to business. Can you write a handsome 
 hand ? 
 
 John — I can write a plain hand. 
 
 Bennett — Can you spell well? 
 
 John— Tolerably well, for a poor boy. 
 
 Bennett— Do yon understand figures? 
 
 John — Better than spelling or writing. 
 
 Bennett — How much do you want a week? 
 
 John — Enough to buy shoes and jacket and 
 trowsers, and pay my father and mother some- 
 thing for my food and lodging. 
 
 Bennett— Well, if you prove active, and 
 answer my purpose, I will reward you ac- 
 cording to my success in my new enterprise. 
 
 John — When do you want me to come ? 
 
 Bennett — Y r ou may stay now, and, after 
 sweeping out the office, aud folding that pile 
 of papers in the corner, which I could not sell 
 yesterday, you can accompany ine to my 
 Printers, Anderson & Ward, in Ann street, 
 for the Herald papers of to-day. (John 
 sprinkles and sweeps out, and folds the papers 
 in half an hour, and he and Bennett start for 
 Ann street.) 
 
 Bennett (at his printer's in Ann street) — 
 Mr. Anderson, are my papers ready? 
 
 Anderson — Y'es, but you can't have them 
 until you pay me for them. 
 
 Bennett — I have not got enough. 
 
 Anderson — Then you can't have theru. 
 
 Bennett — But the newsboys are outside, 
 waiting for them. 
 
 Anderson — I can't help that. 
 
 Bennett — But, my dear sir, do let rn> have 
 them. 
 
 Anderson — I shan't do it. 
 
 Bennett — Will you take my watch ,' 
 
 Anderson — I have taken that twenty times, 
 and, as I am not a pawnbroker, I am sick of 
 taking your watch as security for the results 
 of my honest labor. 
 
 Bennett — Do take it once more. 
 
 Anderson — I told you, when you last re- 
 deemed it, that I should not take it again. 
 
 Bennett (crying) — Do take it once more, 
 Mr. Anderson. 
 
 Anderson — No, sir. Here, Rnfus, put these 
 E'er aids in a box, and nail it, and take the box 
 to my house. 
 
 John — Do take his watch once more, kind 
 sir. Mr. Bennett has just employed me, and 
 I'm not afraid to trust him. Besides, just look 
 at his tears. See how big they are, and how 
 fast they flow and roll down his manly cheeks. 
 Do, sir, O do let him have the papers, and 
 spare his tears, and heal his broken heart. 
 
2 
 
 STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 Anderson (looking over his spectacles) — 
 "Who the devil are you? 
 John— I am Johnny Kelly. 
 Anderson — What! Does your father live 
 in the Fourteenth Ward '. 
 
 John — Yes, sir, and that's just where I was 
 horn, and have always lived, and always mean 
 to, and die there also, and, if possible, 1 in- 
 tend to be buried there, in some beautiful 
 cemetery, because I most fondly love the good 
 and generous people of the Fourteenth Ward. 
 And now, Mr. Anderson, have I not often 
 seen you at my lather's, on winter evenings, 
 telling each other fanny and pleasing stories 
 of the past ? 
 
 Anderson — Seen me at your father's, you 
 young rogue ? Why, to be sure you have. I 
 came to America with your fat her aud mother, 
 and my wife was present when you were born 
 in Molt street, and after your mother got well, 
 we had a great frolic at your Christening, and 
 went to the Park Theatre, and you were the 
 fattest and prettiest baby I ever saw. 
 
 John — You don't say so ? Give roe your 
 hand — 
 
 Anderson (jumping over the counter) — 
 and a kiss, too, you rosy little rascal. (Kisses 
 him, and then turns to Bennett.) There, 
 Bennett, take your papers, and give me your 
 old dumb silver turnip once more, but I'll be 
 hanged before I will ever take itagain. Ami 
 you may attribute your good luck this time 
 to this bright and pretty and honest little hoy, 
 whom I have loved since his infancy. (Ben- 
 nett and John take the papers, and let the 
 boys outside have some, and then depart for 
 No. 20 Wall street.) 
 
 Bennett (on his way to Wall street) — Well, 
 my lad, you have saved me to-day, and I'll 
 remember it with gratitude as long as I live. 
 Tell your father and mother that I will come 
 and see them on Sunday evening, and take 
 tea with them. You can tell them that I will 
 let you have money enough on Saturday 
 night to get you a pair of shoes, as it won't 
 do for you to bo my clerk with naked feet. 
 Besides, I'm afraid you will get nails or splin- 
 ters in your bare feet, and have the lock jaw. 
 So, John, you had better ask your father to 
 let you wear his shoes until Saturday. 
 
 John — Daddy hasn't got any shoes, lie has 
 been sick a long time with inflammatory rheu- 
 matism, and he can't work any more, and he 
 is obliged to go barefooted like myself. 
 
 Bennett — Good Lord ! Then ask your .rother 
 to let you wear her shoes until Saturday. 
 
 John — Mother aint got but one pair, and 
 they are slippers, and nearly worn out. 
 
 Bennett — Well, then, I must try to get you 
 some second-hand shoes in the morning. I 
 have only one pair myself, but I think 1 can 
 borrow some that are considerably worn from 
 one of my room-mates. So, good day, Johnny-, 
 and come down early in the morning, and I 
 guess I'll have some protection for your ten- 
 der feet, 
 
 John — Good day, sir, and I hope you will 
 not cry any more until I see you. 
 
 Bennett — -1 thank yon, my dear boy, for 
 your genial sympathy, and I will strive not to 
 cry again until I see you. So, good by. 
 
 John — Good by, sir. (They separate.) 
 
 (To he continued.) 
 
 Incomparable Meanness. 
 
 I taught Richard T. Oompton grammar and 
 composition, while he was President of the 
 Board of Aldermen, at his residence, for which 
 he never fully paid me. I also went nearly 
 two years to Ambrose 0. Kingsland's princely 
 residence in Fifth Avenue, for the purpose of 
 his education in spelling, grammar, and com- 
 position, and he has never paid me. Dick 
 Oompton's Bill is small compared with Kings- 
 land's, who owes mo a large sum. President 
 Compton and Kx-Mayor Kingsland were the 
 
 most corrupt men ever in the City Hall. 1 
 have asserted, and still assert, and intend to 
 assert, to the very last hour of my existence, 
 that one of my Aldermanic pupils of the 
 scabby Common Councils of 1851 and 1852, 
 assured me that Ex-Mayor Kingsland made 
 more money while Mayor in 1851 and 1852, 
 than all the Mayors wdio preceded him, and 
 that he (my Aldermanic pupil) was an eye 
 witness to many of Kingsland's plundering 
 operations. So, Compton and Kingsland, just 
 put all tins in your pipes and smoke it, and 
 now, if you attempt to violate my person (for 
 publishing what I and you know to be true, 
 and what I yearn to prove in the Courts,) 
 you can come on as soon as you please, and 
 if 1 don't tumble your thievish carcases into 
 the liquid fires of hell, I shall prove an un- 
 worthy advocate of the millions you have 
 robbed and tried to starve, and of the land of 
 Greene and Perry from which I proudly hail. 
 I dunned Kingsland a long time for my just 
 dues, and wearied and shocked with his mean- 
 ness, I sent him a letter long since, presenting 
 him with my entire claim for learning him to 
 spell the simplest words. And if he will pub- 
 lish my letter, I will give him a clock, gilded 
 with gold and silver, as an ornament to the 
 Chief parlor of his gorgeous mansion, which 
 ho stole from the poor creatines who crawl in 
 nakedness to the corner groceries for food to 
 keep them from the grave. I recently asked 
 Compton for an advertisement for the Alliga- 
 tor, in order to indirectly get the monej he 
 owes me for instruction, but he even declined 
 the advertisement. And now I publicly give 
 him the entire balance of my claim against 
 him for instruction, while he was President of 
 the Board of Aldermen. Compton was as 
 corrupt when he was in the Common Council 
 in 18-15 and 184G, as he was in 1852 and 1853. 
 His Ice Partner, Joseph Britton, was Assistant 
 Alderman of the Fifteenth Ward in 1848, and 
 Alderman in 1849, 1850, and 1851, and (as 
 Chairman of the Finance Committee, in con- 
 nection with James M. Bard,) he did not steal 
 over $200,000. It is most time for Compton 
 and Britton to return to the Common Council, 
 and make fresh grabs at the pockets and 
 throats of the people, who should seize such 
 villains and hang them in the Park, and thrust 
 their worthless bones into a felon'.s grave. 
 
 Striven p. §nttulj's glliptor. 
 
 NEW Y0KK, SATURDAY, JUNE 19, 1858. 
 
 to know, and, if you don't soon publish the 
 interminable list, I will. Is Robert, your 
 former book-keeper, and other family rela- 
 tives, stdl in the Custom House, and other 
 public stations, and to keep them there, do 
 you jump Jim Crow from Fremont to Bu- 
 chanan, and defend the everlasting Wetmore 
 robbers, and the brothers Schell, and other 
 public plunderers? You know you do, you 
 double-dyed villains. And you know that 
 I know that Bennett and Fred and Ned Hud- 
 son, and black-mail-bottle-holder-Galbraith, 
 and " Obscene-publication"-" British-alien"- 
 " thirty-days-in-the-Tombs"-" Drury"-" go- 
 between"-Fire Marshal Baker, are an irre- 
 deemable band of consummate scamps. I 
 mean to strip, and lash, and brand yourselves 
 and' whole tribe of vultures, so that you can- 
 not longer deceive the people. So, prepare, 
 ye two-faced, nauseous, scabby, leprous, and 
 hellish gang of thieves, for a dissection that 
 will enlarge the eyes of honest men, and 
 make them staro like affrighted owds. You 
 have quoted Scripture long enough, and I in- 
 tend that you shall hereafter quote from your 
 friend the Devil, and cease your hypocrisy. 
 
 The Way New York is Bamboozled. 
 
 " First Annual Report of the American and 
 Foreign Emigrant Protective and Employ- 
 ment Society," of which Peter Cooper is 
 President, and Horace Greeley and Solon 
 Robinson are Directors. 
 
 AN.NIAL STATEMENT. 
 
 Receipts to date, from all sources — April 
 30, 1855. 
 By cash received in donations, 
 
 subscriptions, fees, &c, $7,822 67 
 
 $7,822 67 
 Payments to Date — April 30, 1855. 
 
 STEPHEN II. BRANCH'S "ALLIGATOR" CAN BE 
 obtained at all hours, (day or night,) at wholesale and 
 retail, at No. 128 Nassau S'rett, Near Beekman Street, 
 and opposite Ross & Tousey's News Depot, New York. 
 
 Spectres and Hobgoblins, 
 
 Poor Helen Jewetfs ghost appeared to James 
 Gordon Bennett last night, and he leaped 
 from his bed, (a la Richard from his tent,) 
 and sweat terribly, and his jaws clattered, 
 and his frame trembled, and he screamed for 
 Grinnell and others to come to his relief. But 
 they could not respond, because they were 
 long sinco bled to death in the rear of the 
 City Hospital, and are at the High Court of 
 God, awaiting the speedy arrival of Bennett's 
 soul, which they will convict of crimes that 
 will consign his wicked spirit to wasteless 
 fires i 
 
 To James Gordon Bennett and Frederic 
 Hudson, his Cunning Secretary. 
 
 How many members of your families and 
 Herald spies are quartered in the Depart- 
 ments of our Municipal Government i in the 
 Post Office? in the Custom House? in the 
 Departments at Washington ? I am anxious 
 
 $350 38 
 
 444 
 
 50 
 
 1,113 
 
 92 
 
 3,663 
 
 20 
 
 310 
 
 07 
 
 356 
 
 73 
 
 525 
 
 75 
 
 50 00 
 
 482 
 
 33 
 
 525 
 
 79 
 
 Cash paid for repairs and offices 
 
 " furniture and office 
 
 fittings, 
 " rents, firing, &c, 
 
 " salaries, 
 
 " petty disbursements, 
 
 " advertisements, 
 
 " books, stationery aud 
 
 printing, 
 " licenses, 
 
 " transportation of emi- 
 
 grants, 
 Balance of cash on hand, 
 
 $7,822 67 
 We do hereby certify that we have examin- 
 ed the books of account of the American and 
 Foreign Emigrant Protective and Employ- 
 ment Society, and audited the above account, 
 and find the same correct. 
 
 jAsrEIi E. COKNINQ, ) n ■., 
 
 H. Plasten, \ OmmtUt. 
 
 New York, May 22, 1855. 
 
 So that " $482,33, for transportation of 
 emigrants,' 1 '' was every cent (out of the an- 
 nual receipts of $7,822,67) that was devoted 
 to the legitimate objects of the Society. This 
 is the boldest robbery of a Charitable Society 
 on record, though the following is close at its 
 heels : 
 
 Official Statement of the Hunter Woodis 
 
 Academy of Music Cedieo Ball. 
 
 Receipts, (rogues' exhibit) $9,202 .30 
 
 Expenses, (rogues' exhibit,) 4,288 72 
 
 Balance disbursed for John Heeler * 
 Bread, with a very small balance 
 still in the hands of rogues 4,913 58 
 
 Peter Cooper was also President of this 
 
 Ball, and Mayor Tiemann and James W. Gerard 
 
 the Secondary Malingers. 
 
 Official Statement of the Crystal Palace Ball, 
 of which Petc-r Cooper was the President, 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 :3 
 
 and Mayor Tiemann and James W. Gerard 
 
 the Secondary Managers. 
 Receipts, (rogues' exhibit,) $10,147 38 
 
 Expenses, (rogues' exhibit,) 6,828 03 
 
 Balance still in hands of the Hunter 
 
 Woodis Roguish Managers, 3,310 35 
 
 So that not one cent of the enormous receipts 
 of this famous Ball has heen devoted to the 
 purchase of one little loaf of John Eecker's 
 Bread, nor to the relief of the indigent thou- 
 sands, whom the receipts of this Ball were in- 
 tended to relieve. The Hunter Woodis So- 
 net;/ Managers told me on Monday last, that 
 the receipts of the Crystal Palace "Ball were 
 $10,147,38, and that the expenses were 
 $6,828,03, leaving a balance in the hands of 
 their Treasurer of $3,319,35, which is now in 
 their Safe, and that they have not disbursed 
 one cent for bread nor any thing else for the 
 relief of the poor, and do not intend to, until 
 the next winter. I had a long interview with 
 the officers of the self-constituted Hunter 
 Woodis Society, (at their official quarters,) 
 who are remarkably well clad, and smelt very 
 strongly of cologne and pomatum, and they 
 seemed extremely happy in their gaudy easy 
 chairs, aud 1 learn that they can often be seen 
 on the fashionable avenues with fast steeds, and 
 at the Italian Opera, and the aristocratic clubs. 
 One of the leaders of the Hunter Woodis So- 
 ciety (doubtless fearing that I was about to 
 let loose my Alligator upon himself and asso- 
 ciates,) breathed honied words during my visit 
 to the Society, and boldly said that Peter 
 Cooper was any tiling but an honest man, but 
 that the Hunter Woodis Managers were all 
 honorable men, and that all the members of 
 the Hunter Woodis Society were Know Noth- 
 ings. He told me this three times, lest I 
 should forget it, the fool supposing that I re- 
 garded Know Nothing thieves with less 
 abhorrence than Irish or British thieves, of the 
 Busteed, Connolly, or Matsell brand. I believe 
 that most of the charitable funds of the 
 " American and Foreign Emigrant Protective 
 and Employment Society," and of the " Acad- 
 emy of Music and Crystal Palace Balls," have 
 gone into the pockets and bellies and bladders 
 of the scoundrels who collected those sacred 
 funds for the immediate relief of the Emigrants 
 and Starving Poor of New York. 
 
 Startling Revelations. 
 
 In my coming revelations of Bennett and 
 Hudson's rascalities, I shall prove that the 
 former strove to black mail me during my 
 protracted Mnemonic Controversy with Pro- 
 fessor Francis Fauvel Gourard in 1843, for 
 which I drew a revolver on Satan in the Her- 
 ald office. I shall also prove that I got Bennett 
 the Corporation Printing at $3,000 per annum, 
 through my influence with my Aldermanic 
 pupils, — that I wrote the Printing Re- 
 port, proposing to give Bennett $3,000 a 
 year for t lie Common Council Printing, and 
 the other Journals only §1,000 a year, — that 1 
 told Bennett I was teaching the Aldermen, 
 and, among them. Alderman A. A. Denman, 
 of the Sixteenth Ward, who was Chairman of 
 the Committee to whom tlie Corporation 
 Printing was referred, — that I bet Bennett 
 $100 that I would get the Corporation Print- 
 ing for the Herald at $3,000 per annum, — that 
 I not only wrote the Printiug Report for the 
 Committee, but got it adopted by both Boards 
 of the Common Council, and got the Mayor 
 to sign it, when Bennett gave me the $100, 
 which was a part of the $250 that I have 
 only received from Bennett during my volun- 
 tary connection with the Herald since 1836, — 
 that after I got the Corporation Printing for 
 Bennett, I continued to scourge the Common 
 Council through the Fire Reports of Alfred 
 Carson, aud a Caucus was held, and a vote 
 passed, demanding me to cia.-e rr.y philippic; 
 
 against the Common Conncil, because they 
 had given Bennett the Corporation Printing 
 at my request, — that I told the Alderman who 
 was delegated by the Aldermanic Caucus to 
 request me to cease my philippics, that I should 
 not comply with their monstrous demand, 
 and that I would see Bennett and Hudson and 
 the Herald, effaced from the earth, before I 
 would desert Alfred Carson and his noble 
 band of firemen, — that this Alderman then 
 went to Bennett, (by direction of the Caucus,) 
 and requested him not to publish my Fire 
 philippics against the Common Council, and 
 Bennett, (fearing they would deprive him of 
 the Printing if he refused,) cowardly and 
 mercenarily complied, and also pledged 
 himself to conceal the anticipated rob- 
 beries of 1852 and 1853,— that the 
 Common Council was so pleased with 
 Bennett's course, that they made him over- 
 tures, through which he acquired a princely 
 fortune, as he did under Fernando Wood's ad- 
 ministration, — that one of the members of the 
 Committee, who reported in favor of Bennett's 
 Printing, (who was my pupil,) received by a 
 vote of the Common Council, 204 valuable lots 
 on the banks of the East River, which he 
 holds to this day, — that this corrupt Alder- 
 man boldly besought me, at his house at mid- 
 night, to abandon Alfred Carson, and go into 
 the embraces of the Common Council, which 
 would ensure me a splendid fortune, — that I 
 nearly smote him on the spot with my male- 
 dictions and my indignant glances, — that this 
 Alderman w as a bosom friend and confidant 
 of the then Aldermen Tiemann and Peter 
 Cooper, — that he is the sacred friend of Mayor 
 Tiemann and Peter Cooper now, — that Mayor 
 Tiemann and Peter Cooper fear this Alderman, 
 who has known them and all their political vil- 
 lainy since 1828, — that this is the Alderman 
 who first told me of Mayor Tiemann's and 
 Peter Cooper's public robberies, — that Mayor 
 Tiemann was an Alderman of the Common 
 Council that gave Bennett the Corporation 
 Printing, and voted for it, — that this Alder- 
 man introduced me to Alderman Tiemann on 
 the very day that Tiemann originated the 
 Ward Island Purchases, which have been and 
 are the foulest sources of corruption and plun- 
 der in the annals of municipal legislation, — 
 that Tiemann and this Alderman acted in con- 
 cert in the Ward Island Purchases, and he as- 
 sured me at the time that Tiemann was the 
 slyest and most pliable member of the Board 
 of Aldermen, when there was an enormous 
 sum to be made at one grab, but that Tiemann 
 would not peril his reputation by embarking 
 in small plundering operations — that Gov. 
 Wm. T. Pinkney recently told 'me in the rear 
 of his Insurance Office in Wall street, that this 
 was precisely Tiemann's course while a mem- 
 ber of the Board of Ten Governors, who 
 never could be drawn into small ope- 
 rations. I will also prove that Bennett 
 has always been a Secret Corporation 
 Plunderer, and also a Stato and National 
 Thief, — that his unceasing denunciation of 
 the Common Council, and the Legislature, 
 and Congress, is only to blind the people, 
 and enable him to steal the more, — that 
 Frederick Hudson, his Secretary, while Ben- 
 nett was in Europe, got $30,000 from the 
 Common Council, for suppressing one of 
 Alfred Carson's terrible philippics against 
 the Corporation, at the election of all the As- 
 sistant Engineers of the Fire Department, — 
 that one of my Aldermanic pupils assured 
 me that $30,000 was the sum that Hud- 
 son received, and which I publicly nail- 
 ed on the brow of Hudson at the time, 
 in the iV r <??o York Sim, and other Jour- 
 nals, including the Firemen's Journal. These 
 are only some of the numerous villanies I 
 shall prove against these scoundrels. I will 
 also show that Bennett and Fred and Ned 
 
 Hudson conceived the Parker Vein and Potosi 
 Swindles, through which thousands were 
 ruined, including widows and orphans, and 
 my brother William and his wife and interest- 
 ing children, who were reduced from affluence 
 and happiness, to utter destitution. Poor 
 brother William is now a skeleton and shadow 
 and wanderer in the streets of Saint Louis, and 
 forever separated from his wife and adored 
 offspring, through the heartless mercenary 
 macliinatious and deviltry of Bennett and the 
 Hudsons of the Herald. When the details of 
 these Revelations are spread before the world, 
 the question will be forever settled as to the 
 overshadowing Black Mail Operations of the 
 J¥ew York Herald. 
 
 Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year ISo", by 
 
 STEPHEN 7 II. BRANCH, 
 
 In the Clerk's Office of the District Court of the United 
 
 States for the Southern District of New York. 
 
 Life of Stephen H Branch. 
 
 From Louisville I went to Wheeling, and 
 thence to Baltimore, where I visited a noble 
 youth who had been my classmate, and dur- 
 ing my illness at Columbian College, he was 
 ever by my side, when young White was ab- 
 sent. He was now an invalid, and about to 
 leave for the Meditterranean in a clipper ves- 
 sel, owned by his lather, and strongly urged 
 me to accompany him without charge. Iu 
 about a week we left Baltimore for Gibraltar, 
 with the captain, first and second mate, and a 
 choice crew. We had but one gale in the At- 
 lantic, and, after a brief sojourn at Gibraltar, 
 we passed on, touching at various ports, until 
 we reached Alexandria. We visited the 
 Pyramids, and passed a moonlight evening on 
 the Nile, and went to Damascus, Jerusalem, 
 Constantinople, Athens, and Rome, where 
 we sailed on the Tiber, and reveled on 
 the soil of the departed Romans. We left for 
 Baltimore, and had terrific gales iu the Medit- 
 terranean, and in the Atlantic. About ten 
 days before our arrival in Baltimore, my 
 friend died, which shook me to the soui with 
 grief. On our arrival at Baltimore, his father 
 and mother and sisters kissed the dust in 
 agony, and treated me like a son or brother. 
 The father gave me $100, and I departed for 
 New York, in deep affliction at my irreparable 
 loss of a generous youth who had been so 
 kind to me. I became ill, and nearly died, 
 and exhausted the $100, and wrote to father, 
 who sent me money, and I recovered after a 
 severe struggle with the arrows of death. I 
 again saw Lewis Tappan, and began to teach 
 colored persons, for which I received a miser- 
 able pittance. I now obtained board in 
 Beekman street, with Mrs. Triplet - , some of 
 whose boarders were named Thompson, 
 Woodbury, Chapman, and Cutiiffe. A Mr. 
 Bliss boarded there, who had been an eminent 
 bookseller, and an early friend to William 
 Cullen Bryant, and, as he was now very poor, 
 Mr. Bryant obtained a situation for him in the 
 Custom House. Mr. Bryant often came to 
 Mrs. Tripler's to see Mr. Bliss, and they 
 weekly dined at the Spanish Hotel, in Fulton 
 street. It was a pleasing and noble spectacle 
 to behold Mr. Bryant's fidelity to Mr. Bliss ir. 
 his penury and old age. Henry J. Raymond 
 (now editor of the New York Times) was in 
 the employ of Horace Greeley, at $4 a week, 
 with a promise of more, if hn 2 j rovcd true to 
 Greeley, and became an expert paragraphist. 
 Raymond roomed and slept with my brother 
 Thomas, at a boarding house in Beekman 
 street, near mine, and they each paid $1 75 a 
 week, for board and lodging, exclusive of 
 washing, ironing, and mending. Their room 
 was next to the roof, and their only window 
 was the sky light. There was a large pillar 
 in the centre of their funny little extra attic 
 cubby-hole, which had recently been placed 
 
STEPHEN H.IBHAN CITS ALLIGATOR. 
 
 mere, to prevent the dilapidated and shrunken 
 and sunken roof from utterly caving in, and 
 buryiDg the entire inhabitants of the superan- 
 nuated edifice, including the Lieutenant Gov- 
 ernor in embryo of the Empire State. A man 
 ninety-four years old lived over the way, who 
 told me that he was born in the venerable 
 building in question, and that his aged aunt 
 often told him that she was born there, and 
 that the building could not be less than one 
 hundred and seventy years old. 1 closely 
 examined the beams and chimneys, and form- 
 ed the opinion that it bad seen nut less than 
 
 two hundred winters, including summer tor 
 nadoes. 1 often visited brother Thomas, and 
 always dreaded climbing the ladder that led 
 to his and Raymond's apartment. And wlicn 
 1 entered their comic room, 1 had to take off 
 my hat, and squat down, and often when I 
 arose to depart, I bumped my head severely 
 against the pigeon-bouse ceiling. But Tommy 
 and the proud Governor and Editor in the in- 
 visible future were very short, and could walk 
 erect as turkeys without bumping their heads, 
 and they ival'h seemed to enjoy their little 
 oven amazingly. They had but one squeak- 
 ing cot, (that Parson Brown, their host, 
 bought at auction,) and only one stool, and a 
 pine table with only three legs. The fourth 
 leg was Raymond's cane, which he placed 
 under the table when he wrote bis $t a week 
 articles for Greeley's Tribune. And it was a 
 funny spectacle for me to see Raymond seat- 
 ed on the stool, beside the three legged pine 
 table, (with his hair shaved to the skull.) 
 writing for his life, with Tom on the squeal- 
 ing cot, waiting for Raymond to close his last 
 paragraph, so that he (Tom) could have a 
 chance to write a letter in answer to an Ad- 
 vertiser in the New York Sun for a clerk. 
 They bad no wash bowl, nor pitcher, nor 
 comb, nor looking glass, and washed their 
 hands and face in the yard with cistern water. 
 I bought a pocket comb for Tommy, which 
 he often loaned to Raymond, and finally sold 
 it to him for a free ticket to a concert, which 
 Greeley gave Raymond. I at last obtained a 
 situation for Tommy, and about daylight 
 rushed into his boarding house, (the dour was 
 always open all night,) and up I tlew the last 
 Sight of stairs and precarious ladder, and 
 popped into their cosy room, and there they 
 lay, reposing and dreaming of the past, and 
 of better day- in perspective. Tommy was 
 on his side, and his face was partially eclipsed 
 with his sheet, but Raymond was flat on his 
 back, and lie had a tooth-ache poultice on his 
 cheek, covered with bis handkerchief, which 
 encircled hi.-- head around his ears, and he 
 looked pale, and plaintive, and cap.' worn, 
 and I pitied him. I softly thrust my hand 
 into the clothes, in pursuit of Tom's feet, 
 which I began to tickle, when Tom (who was 
 always as nervous and ticklish as a very siis- 
 eeptible girl) suddenly popped over on the 
 other side, and gave Raymond's poultice a 
 hang, when the latter gave a growl, and 
 popped over on his other side, and, in doing 
 so, dislocated his poultice, which came out in 
 
 great prolusion, 
 down into his n 
 vet the ( lovernof 
 e& on, a> though 
 then made another 
 
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 li unfli'. 
 
 n all over iii^ face and 
 
 ud the bed clothes, and 
 Editor in embryo snor- 
 ing had transpired. 1 
 imge for Tommy's feet, 
 md grabbed one, and hold it, and tickled it 
 tremendously, which proved to be Raymond's, 
 who darted up from Ids pillow, and exclaim- 
 ed: "Sir: What under Heaven are you doing 
 with my feet? I demand you to let them 
 alone. I despise your impertinence," and, 
 without waiting for my explanation or apolo- 
 gy, he violently buried himself in the clothes, 
 and off he went into a profound and noisy 
 slumber. I seized Tom by his ear and hair 
 and arm, and dragged him from the bed, and 
 lie unconsciously pulled all Hie bed clothes 
 
 with him, as he was yet about half asleep. It 
 always took about half an hour to thoroughly 
 arouse Tom from bis morning orisons. But 
 when i told Tom I had got him a situation, he 
 awoke mighty quick. Raymond was so mad 
 to find himself stripped of all the bed clothes, 
 that he threatened to tell Parson Brown, the 
 host, but Tom told him if ho did, that he 
 would give him the worst thrashing he ever 
 had, which made Raymond tremble. Although 
 Tom was much shorter and weighed infinitely 
 less than Raymond, yet he could strike a 
 powerful blow", and Raymond knew it. Tom 
 and Raymond slept together two nights alter 
 that, without saying a word to each other, 
 lint Sunday morning came, and ns Raymond 
 was a stiff Presbyterian, and attended Dr. 
 Potts' Church, ho extended the hand of for- 
 - and friendship to little Tommy, who 
 acci pted his apology, and they were sweeter 
 friends than ever. I now get mournful 
 intellignce from New Orleans and Provi- 
 dence. I receive news of the death of my 
 dear brother Albert at New Orleans, and my 
 father writes me that my wife's father told 
 him that he was about to induce his daughter 
 to apply for a divorce from mo. My lather 
 told him that I had been in delicate health 
 for several years, which had kept me very 
 p 00r) — that he was obliged, from humanity, 
 to send me money occasionally, and that under 
 these melancholy circumstances, and in view 
 of all that bad "transpired in previous years, 
 if he chose to induce his daughter to apply 
 for a divorce, he could not help it, and that 
 probably neither himself nor myself would 
 oppose it. My father-in-law then said that 
 there was no' alternative, and his daughter 
 would apply for a divorce immediately, and 
 my father and father-in-law bade each other 
 a cold farewell, and never recognised each 
 other afterwards. The divorce soon followed, 
 to which I made not the shadow of resistance. 
 What rendered the divorce extremely painful 
 was the almost daily visits of my wife to my 
 father's house ever since my disastrous crisis 
 in 1837, when I was confined in the Provi- 
 dence jail. And even after the divorce, my 
 faithful and unfortunate wife continued her 
 visits to my father's for a long period, without 
 the knowledge of her father and mother, and 
 wept, and wailed, (as my step mother has 
 often told me.) like the disconsolate and ever- 
 weeping Niobe. My father-in-law owned 
 several ships, and not long after the divorce, 
 the carrying trade was suddenly paralysed, 
 and be 'failed for an immense sum, and he 
 struggled, and tottered, and fell, and never 
 recovered his commercial position. And the 
 magnificent mansion in which I was married, 
 was violently seized during his occupation, 
 and his furniture thrown into the street, and 
 himself and family ruthlessly ejected from 
 its palacioUS halls. I lamented his downfall, 
 hut his fellow merchants did not, as they ever 
 regarded him as a merciless miser. 1 brooded 
 long on my wife's calamities and my own, and 
 with a melancholy heart T went to Saint 
 Thomas's Church on ? cloudy summer day, and 
 tie- Sexton politely escorted me to a pew. 
 I had not long been seated, when a youth 
 entered with beautiful eyes aud hair and 
 features of touching sadness, and took a seat 
 beside me. He so strongly resembled a youth 
 named Charles Mantou, who early died, (and 
 whom I loved as no other being not of my 
 kindred blood,) that I could not withdraw 
 my eyes from his fascinating form and expres- 
 sion." During the prayers and chanuts, we di- 
 vided the sacred book between us, and at the 
 close of the exercises, we left the pew to- 
 gether. As wo were about to leave the church, 
 I inquired his name, and residence, which he 
 readilv imparted, informing me that his name 
 was Charles A. Je.sup,— that he had recently 
 lost his father,— that his mother resided in 
 
 Advertisements— 25 Cents a line. 
 
 Credit — From two to four seconds, or as long as the Ad- 
 vertiser can hold his breath 1 Letters and Advertisements to 
 be left at No. 128 Nassau Btrect, third floor, back room. 
 
 A~LANSONT. BRIGGS— DEALER IN FLOUR BARRELS, 
 Moiatses Casks, Water, and all other kinds of Casks. 
 Also, new flour barrels and half barrels; a large supply 
 constantly on hand. My StoieB are at Nos. 62, 63, 64, 69. 
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 my yards and residence are at Greenpolnt. I have built 
 Ships and Steamers for every portion of the Globe, for a 
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 JOHN B. WEBB, BOAT HOLDER, 71? WATER STREET. 
 My Boats are of models and materials unsurpassed by 
 those 'of any Boat Builder In the World. Give me a call, 
 and if I don't please you, I will disdain to charge you for 
 what does not entirely satisfy you. JOHN B. WEBB. 
 
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 manufacturers of Marine and Land Engines, Boilers, 
 &c. Iron and Brass Castings. Foot of Cherry street, East 
 River. 
 
 BRADUICK & HOGAN, SAILMAKERS, No. 272 South 
 Street. New Yoik. 
 Awnings, Tents, and Bags made to order. 
 
 JESSE A. BRADDICK, 
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 WILLIAM II. SOMERV1LLE, WHOLESALE AND 
 Retail Druggist and Apothecary. 205 Blcecker st , 
 corner Mineua, opposite Cottage Place, New York. All the 
 popular Patent Medicines, fresh Swedish Leeches, Cun- 
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 Parisian fashions, and on reasonable terms. 
 
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 Foreign Papers received by every Btearner. Store open 
 from 6 A. M. to It P. M throughout the week. 
 
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 . General News dealer, 631 Broadway, New York, 
 near 18th street. 
 
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 At Godfrey's — Magazines, Fancy Articles, Ac, cheap. 
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 At Godfrey's— Ladies Fashion Books of latest date. 
 
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Volume I— No. 10.] 
 
 SATURDAY, JUNE 26, 1858. 
 
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 Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1S57, by 
 
 STEPHEN II. BRANCH. 
 
 In the Clerk's Office of the District Court of the United 
 
 States for the Southern District of New York. 
 
 Life of Stephen H- Branch. 
 
 "Westport, Connecticut, — that he boa riled at 
 No. 21 Rleecker street, with Mrs. Mallory, 
 and that he was a clerk for Perkins, Hopkins, 
 and White, in Pearl street, near Hanover 
 Square. I carried some beautiful books to his 
 place of business, and requested him to accept 
 them. He sweetly smiled, and opened the 
 books, ami warmly thanked me, and said he 
 would be pleased to receive them, but that as 
 I was a stranger, he would rather I would see 
 his guardian, Morris Ketcliiim, a Banker in 
 Wall street, and give him my name and ad- 
 dress, and if he were satisfied with my refer- 
 ences, and approved of his acceptance of the 
 generous gift, he would be most happy to 
 receive the books. I was fascinated with his 
 modesty, and caution, and I took the books, 
 and repaired to the Banking llotmo of Mr. 
 Ketchum, to whom I briefly imparted what 
 had transpired, and left my references' and 
 departed, and called again, when Mr. Ketchum 
 said that he had inquired respecting my char- 
 acter, and that young Jesup was prepared to 
 receive my books, which I soon placed in his 
 bands, and our acquaintance began under the 
 most favorable allspices. I soon invited him 
 to dine with me at Mrs. Tri pier's, when all 
 the boarders were enchanted with his beatiti- 
 f il person, and pleasing manners, and highly 
 c titivated mind; and I shall never forget how 
 pr.md I was, as he sat beside ine. After dinner, 
 1 invited him to my room, where 1 gave him 
 ca'.e and lemonade, and filled his packets with 
 delicious oranges. I then played " Washing- 
 ton's March," "Yankee Doodle," and "Hail 
 Columbia," for him on the piano, and ho de- 
 parted for his place of business, lie went 
 with me to Niblo's Garden, then in its glory, 
 and as we strolled arm-in-arm in the mean- 
 dering paths, and inhaled the exhilarating 
 perfume of the flowers, I was charmed with 
 liis chaste society, and enraptured and inspired, 
 and I breathed the music of language in his 
 ears, and we both were invested with the 
 purest and loftiest and happiest emotions. In 
 a week from that joyous evening, he was 
 seized with bleeding of the lungs, caused by 
 excited feelings, during his enthusiastic efforts 
 to please his employers, in the sleepless busi- 
 ness season of early autumn. He was borne 
 to his mother's abode in the country, where 
 he soon calmly resigned his soul to the Sa- 
 viour, whose sacred virtues he had always 
 strove to imitate. Although I had briefly 
 onioyed the pleasure of his society, yet his 
 
 premature demise created a void in my bosom 
 that made the world a desolation. His mother 
 soon removed to New York, and occupied No. 
 30 Bond street, where I gratuitously taught 
 her children in English and the classics. But 
 the invisible germ of consumption has borne 
 to the grave her pure, intelligent, and lovely 
 Caroline, Charles, Kichard, and Frederick, 
 and Morris, Arthur, Samuel, and Sarah 
 anticipate the same remorseless destiny. 
 And may God cheer and bless their mother 
 in her loneliness and tears. The father 
 of this interesting and unfortunate family, 
 was prostrated in the commercial crash 
 of l8-'i", and his depris.-.d and spotless soul 
 fled for refuge to the bosom of his God. 
 Morris Ketchum was his early business asso- 
 ciate and friend, and has educated his children, 
 procured them lucrative clerkships, afforded 
 them facilties to visit nearly every nation, 
 for health and general culture, estab- 
 lished them in houses of commerce, and 
 has clung to them, in sun and storm, like 
 Pythias to Damon, and like Washington to bis 
 country. At this period of my eventful career, 
 I taught colored and Irish servants, and those 
 of all countries, in their kitchens in the even- 
 ing, and sometimes by daylight. Some paid 
 me one shilling a lesson, and some two, ac- 
 cording to their wages and generosity. I 
 taught the servants of the Reverend Doctor 
 Waiuright, the Reverend Doctor Orvillo 
 Dewey, Daniel Lord, James T. Brady, Mr. 
 Bowen, of Brooklyn, (of the firm of Bowen it 
 McNamee, of New York,) and the servants of 
 other distinguished citizens. I obtained schol- 
 ars by going from door to door, in the base- 
 ment, and asking the servants if they would 
 like to learn to spell, read, write, and cipher. 
 My health had been nrift rabj , since I left 
 Columbian College, and I often expected to 
 fall dead in the street, or suddenly expire in 
 the presence of my pupils. For a long period 
 after young Jesup died, I was very gloomy, 
 and became utterly helpless and bed-ridden, 
 and called oftener on my father for money 
 than I desired, to pay for board and medical 
 attendance. 1 got better, and crawled out 
 into the open air, and went in pursuit of schol- 
 ars in a snow storm. I began tit the Battery, 
 and applied at every door, until I came to 
 No. 70 Greenwich street, when I was asked to 
 come in and warm myself, by a daughter of 
 the lady of the house, who kept boarders, 
 After a long conversation, by a cheerful fire, 
 1 was engaged to teach the daughter in the 
 English branches, for my breakfast and tea, 
 and a very small dark room as a place of lodg- 
 ing, which I could not conveniently occupy 
 without a candle in the day time. Humble 
 
 as were to be my accommodations, my feel- 
 ings were extremely buoyant, and my ghastly 
 form trembled with delight at my unexpected 
 resurrection from the depths of indigence and 
 despair. Mr. Ditchett, (subsequently a very 
 efficient Captain of the fourth Ward Police, 
 and a brave fireman, and an honest man,) had 
 just married the eldest (laughter, whose sister 
 was to be my pupil. I was kindly treated, 
 and remained until the first of May, when I 
 went to Dey street, and afterwards to tho 
 Graham House, at No. G3 Barclay street, 
 where I saw the lean Horace Greeley, 
 one of the founders of the Graham System. 
 The boarders were mostly skeletons, and 
 several were limping about the house, like 
 frogs or lizzards or grasshoppers, and among 
 the limpers, was Horace Greeley, who had 
 what the Grahamites called a boiling crisis, 
 or crisis of boils, which was the result of 
 youthful indiscretion, shower bathing, and 
 eating heartily of bran bread, mush and mo- 
 lasses, squashes, turnips, beets, carrots, pars- 
 neps, and onions, for a long term of years. 
 Although I had been a miserable invalid a 
 large portion of my days, yet I fancied a speedy 
 restoration to health, by eating unbolted 
 wheat bread and vegetables, and frequent 
 bathing. I entered into a spirited conversa- 
 tion with Greeley, who was reclining on the 
 sofa, and in a loquacious mood, who told me 
 that he expected to be quite smart after tho 
 disappearance of a large number of boils then 
 all over his person, which he attributed to salt 
 rheum, that he inherited from his father, and 
 which was recently driven to the surface of 
 his skin by a rigid adherence to the Graham 
 System, and three shower baths a day; and he 
 advised me to begin to bathe immediately, and 
 to eat nothing but Graham bread for one 
 month, with warm water, milk, and sugar. I 
 asked Greeley if he was sure it was the 
 secondary or inherited salt rheum that had 
 come to the surface of his snowy flesh in the 
 form of boils, and he said be was q^ite sure it 
 was, as his father had it from his boyhood. I 
 asked him if his secondary or inherited salt 
 rheum ever itched, and he said yes, some- 
 times, but he was sure it was not the second- 
 ary itch, as he never had the first itch. 1 then 
 looked him dead in the eye, and asked him if 
 be was positively sure his boils were not the 
 result of itch, and he asked me what I meant 
 by such severity of scrutiny. I replied, that 
 I once had the itch, and read many books on 
 the subject, and knew all about it. and that 
 his boils (he had two on his pale nose) looked 
 very much like secondary itch blossoms. He 
 cast searching glances, and sat in paralytio 
 silence, save when he scratched his boils, and 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 the bell summoned me to my first Graham 
 dinner, and Greeley hopped to the table on 
 one leg, and sat near Mrs. Guss at the head of 
 the Graham festive board. About forty 
 skeletons were present, and among them were 
 Sylvester Graham (Bread,) himself, on a 
 lecturing tour from his country seat at North- 
 ampton'; John McCraeken, of New Haven; 
 Ralph Waldo Emerson; Abby Kelly; Fred 
 Douglas and lady ; Francis Copcutt, mahogany 
 dealer, who used to eat raw oats, and ride 30 
 miles a day on a hard trotting horse for dys- 
 pepsia; Jeremiah 0. Lanphear, tailor, and 
 now first deacon and missionary of the Fulton 
 street Dutch Presbyterian Church, who had 
 a gravel nearly as large as General Winfield 
 Scott's^ which" was (lie largest that ever 
 emanated from a human bladder ; Mrs. Farn- 
 ham, the accomplished lady and genuine phi- 
 lanthropist, and wife of the noble and famous 
 California traveler, who was the rival of 
 Fremont as a mountaineer ; Mrs. Anna Ste- 
 
 phens, 
 
 the fertile and ger.ial authoress; th 
 
 il ibrated Doctor Shew and lady; Mrs. Storms, 
 i • Troy, and long a writer and foreign corres- 
 n indent of the New York Sun, and now of 
 
 Galu- 
 
 Texas; poor MacDonald Clark, the poet 
 tia B. Smith ; Matthew B. Brady, the daguer- 
 reotypist, who married his sweetheart at the 
 Graham House, and the room being crowded, 
 I saw the exercises through the key hole; 
 Mrs. Travis; Albert Brisbane, a moonlight 
 dreamer; Mrs. Andrews, a strong Unitarian, 
 (ninety-eight years old,) and her grandson, 
 Albert L. Smith, a nervous and catarrhal 
 gentleman, who now keeps a Graham House 
 and Water Cure Establishment in West Wash- 
 ington Place; Dr. John Burdell, brother of 
 Dr. Harvey Burdell, who was assasinated at 
 No. 31 Bond Street; Leroy Sunderland, a 
 Mesmeriser and Pathetic lecturer; John M. 
 King; George Foss; Dr. Henry W. Brown; 
 E. Gould Buffum, and his brother, William 
 Buffum ,now Consul at Trieste; Mrs. Horace 
 Greeley; Mr. Clntz; Mrs. Van Vleet ; 
 Messrs. Tyler, Bennett, (a tailor), Otis, and 
 Ward; Mrs. Gove; C. Edwards Lester; Mr. 
 Danforth, a spurious reformer; the brothers 
 Fowler, phrenologists ; father Miller, the Mil- 
 lenium impostor; Mr. Seymour, a journeyman 
 hatter at Beebe's, who got among the noisy 
 methodists, who frightened him into a danger- 
 ous nervous affection, and in bed one night, 
 poor Seymour felt cold and strange and numb, 
 and pinched himself in the arms and legs, and 
 it did't hurt him, and he thought he was dead, 
 and he got up, and kindled a match, and lit a 
 candle, and looked in the glass to see whether 
 he was dead or alive, and when he saw his 
 eyes roll, and his jaws open and close, he got 
 into bed, and went to sleep. This was the 
 gang at table, and for dinner, we had bran 
 bread and crackers, bean soup, roast apples 
 and potatoes, and boiled squash and carrots, 
 but not a particle of meat, grease, nor spices. 
 All grabbed violently at the Graham viands, 
 and brought their teeth together like swine, 
 and with similar grunts and squeals. I calmly 
 surveyed the motley and hungry group, and 
 saw many small piercing gray eyes, hollow 
 cheeks, and sharp chins and noses, and 
 the voices of nearly all were husky and 
 fearfully sepulchral. The themes dis- 
 cussed were Anti-Slavery and Grahamism, 
 and I soon perceived it extremely perilous to 
 breathe a word against the ultra views of 
 the susceptible and long-haired Graham 
 spectres, who seemed united to a ghost 
 on these prolific themes. So, I listened and 
 breathed not a syllable in opposition to the 
 crazy views advanced. I took a stroll after 
 dinner, and returned at sunset, and seated 
 myself for my evening meal, when we had 
 Graham-bread-coffee, milk porridge, apple 
 sauce, Graham mush, and boiled rice, spar- 
 ingly saturated with molasses and liquid gin- 
 
 ger. I ate and drank freely of this light food, 
 and arose from the table in excellent spirits, 
 though I belched frequently. My belly soon 
 began to swell, and I got alarmed, and I 
 asked Mr. Goss, the Graham host, what it 
 meant. He seemed perfectly cool, and said 
 that his boarders were often affected in that 
 way, in passing suddenly from greasy meats to 
 the pure food of Grahamites, which was 
 chiefly of a vegetable and somewhat of a 
 gassy and flatulent character. Goss then left 
 me. I thrice paced the parlor hurriedly, and 
 began to feel choleric and crampy, and went 
 down stairs into the kitchen, and asked Goss 
 to send for a physician immediately, which he 
 declined to do, as he thought I was only a 
 little spleeny, which would soon pass away, 
 and advised me to go to bed. He got me a 
 Graham candle, and up we went, and did not 
 stop until we reached the roof, where he put 
 me in a little room, with two cots, on which 
 there was a straw mattress, and a straw 
 bolster, and scanty covering, ne said good 
 night, and shut the door, and I got into bed, 
 and strove to sleep. I squirmed like an eel 
 for about two hours, and could endure my 
 pains no longer, and arose and awoke my 
 room-mate, and asked him to escort me to 
 the sleeping apartment of Mr. Goss. He did 
 so, and I knocked at his door, and out he came 
 in his nightcap and white apparel. I told 
 him that I had cramps, and had an awful 
 quantity of frantic wiud in my stomach, 
 and felt as though my belly would burst 
 before morning, and that I was deathly sick, 
 and asked him what on earth I had eaten at 
 his table to give me such violent cramps and 
 flatulence and diarrhoea, and nauseous and 
 strange emotions. He told me that I was 
 nervous, and not accustomed to Graham food, 
 but that I soon would be, and urged me to 
 again retire, and strive to sleep. He spoke 
 these words with kindness, and they soothed 
 me, and I shook his hand, and off I went up 
 stairs to bed again. But in about ten minutes, 
 I had a severe spasm, with choking sensations, 
 and I leaped from my nest like a man in his 
 last gasp, and unconsciously cast myself on 
 the cot of my room-mate, who instantly emerg- 
 ed from a profound sleep, and sprang like a 
 tiger from his bed, and threw me severely to 
 the floor, and cried murder to the pinnacle of 
 his voice, and began to pelt me in the most 
 brutal manner, leveling the most savage, ran- 
 dom blows at my head and stomach. Goss and 
 the spectral boarders rushed into the room, 
 and Greeley soon came limping in, and they 
 searched in vain for knives, revolvers, and 
 human blood. And they soon learned the 
 cause of the cry of murder, and raised me from 
 the floor, and put me into bed, with a bloody 
 nose and dark eye, that my room-mate gave 
 me, who apologised for his blows on the ground 
 that he always slept soundly, and was only 
 partially awake when he beat me. I accepted 
 Ins apology, and Goss and Greeley, and half- 
 a-dozen attenuated Grahamites left me, for 
 their beds again, and my chum took a seat by 
 my cot, and strove to soothe me. But the 
 cramps returned, and I became faint and gid- 
 dy, and began to vomit profusely. I soon filled 
 basins, pitchers, spit boxes, hats, and boots, 
 and deluged every thing we had in the room, 
 and my chum got a pitcher and basin in the 
 next room, and I soon flooded them, and I 
 vomited until I thought I felt my entire bowels 
 struggling at my throat to get out, which 
 nearly strangled me. At last an enormous 
 chunk came out, which proved to be the core 
 of a stewed apple, and the crust of Graham 
 bread combined into a sort of petrified sub- 
 stance, and I began to breathe again, and 
 slowly improved till daylight, 
 
 When I embraced a sweet repose, 
 
 And snored like thunder through nly nose. 
 
 (To be continued to my last scream.) 
 
 jsUpfjtn fj. Iraiuli's ^lliptor. 
 
 NEW YORK, SATURDAY, JUNE 26, 1858. 
 
 STEPHEN II. BRANCH'S "ALLIGATOR" CAN BE 
 obtained at all hours, (day or night,) at wholesale and 
 retail, at No. 128 Nassau Strett, Near Beckman Street, 
 and opposite Ross & Tousey's News Depot, New York. 
 
 Supervisor Bltmt, and Paul Julien—My 
 Last Interview with Madame Sontag. 
 
 When I taught Alderman Orison Blunt the 
 English branches at his elegant residence in 
 Murray street, I gave instruction to Paul 
 Julien, the juvenile Paganini, and to Rocco, 
 and also to Madame Sontag in elocution, in 
 anticipation of her appearance in English 
 Opera at Niblo's, on her return from Mexico. 
 At the close of a long and interesting lesson, 
 Sontag opened her great heart to me, and dis- 
 closed her career from her earliest recollec- 
 tion. Her narrative was eloquent and exci- 
 ting, and as she sat before me at the parlor 
 lattice, in alternate tears and smiles, with the 
 moon rolling like a ball of silver through the 
 air, she seemed too pure and beautiful for 
 earth. Her tears were the very soul of sor- 
 row, and none could resist their overwhelm- 
 ing influence, — her smiles were irresistibly 
 enchanting, — her voice in conversation was 
 full of entrancing melody, — her cavern dim- 
 ples were the emblems of purity and charity, 
 and her entire expression was divine. And as 
 her blood warmed, and her bosom rose and 
 fell, and her voice trembled and darted from 
 the faintest whisper to its highest intonation, 
 her glorious eyes reflected gorgeous temples 
 in her soul, filled with sinless angels, breath- 
 ing sweet music to millions of her species. 
 And tha beauteous Sontag told me, as we sat 
 together in our last communion as human pil- 
 grims, that her childhood, and girlhood, and 
 early womanhood were all devoted to the 
 cultivation of music for the enjoyment of the 
 world more than herself, which rendered her 
 early years an utter sacrifice, and had 
 deprived her of the pastimes enjoyed by all 
 her sex in the morning of life; that from the 
 hour she was called " The little Daughter of 
 the Danube,'" there was no happiness for her; 
 that she was early beset by lovers from nearly 
 every nation of Europe ; that kings and queens 
 lavished their choicest treasures upon her; 
 that princes besought her affections in tearful 
 supplications ; that all Franco prostrated her- 
 self at her feet ; that amid the flattery and 
 adulations of all classes and kingdoms, she 
 was induced, in a thoughtless hour, to cast 
 herself into the eternal embraces of a being 
 who proved a jealous and savage tyrant, and 
 a heartless gamester ; that ere her emer- 
 gence from the brief hours of bliss that should 
 follow the marriage vow, he became odious in 
 her eyes, and she beheld a life of misery in all 
 her future ; that after years of torture in his 
 demon fangs, and after he had squandered her 
 splendid fortune of four millions of dollars, lie 
 dragged her from the sacred precincts of pri- 
 vate life, and from the pleasing society of her 
 children, into the public arena, to toil for his 
 subsistence ; that he forced her to exchange 
 hemispheres, and leave her tender offspring, 
 when they most required a mother's protec- 
 tion ; that he often brandished a dagger in her 
 eyes, when she refused to fill his purse for 
 bibbling and gaming purposes ; that she was 
 in fear of his poignard throughout her long 
 confinement in his hideous clutches ; that for 
 his traduction and persecution of Alboni in 
 her early years, she resolved to pursue her to 
 America to annoy, and, if possible, ruin her, 
 for his sake, by singing against her in the 
 leading cities ; that on the very day she pub- 
 licly announced her intention to visit Amer- 
 ica, Alboni went to the Cathedral, and knelt 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 3 
 
 at the altar* and swore that she would pursue 
 her through all latitudes, and cut the grass 
 heneat]i her feet, to avenge herself on Count 
 Eossi, who strove to blight the buds and 
 hlossoras of her youth and indigence ; that 
 she kept her oath, and followed her through 
 city, town, and village, and allured her chor- 
 isters, through extravagant salaries and dona- 
 tions, and sang on the evenings of her Concert 
 and Opera entertainments, and greatly reduc- 
 ed her receipts ; that Eossi seized her funds, 
 as they accrued, and deposited them in banks 
 unknown to her ; that her children often 
 wrote in vain for means to defray their 
 domestic expenses; that Eossi, and Maretzek, 
 and Ulhnan received all the benefit of her 
 arduous labors ; that her lovely daughters 
 were in the eare of strangers in Europe, and 
 exposed to all the sDares of life ; that their 
 education was fatally neglected in her ab- 
 sence ; that she was a slave to Eossi, Maret- 
 zek, and Ullman, all of whom she thoroughly 
 despised, and that she had very seriously con- 
 templated suicide. And thus did this celes- 
 tial being breathe her pensive music in my 
 soul, and bathe my vision with nature's hal- 
 lowed waters. And amid our mutual tears, 
 and smiles, and cheerful tones, and lingering 
 glances, she enters the dismal cars, and the 
 hell proclaims the parting signal, and she 
 penetrates the deep .perspective, until she is 
 forever buried from my melancholy view. 
 She gives concerts on the borders of the north- 
 esn lakes, and visits Cincinnatti, and quarrels 
 and separates from Ulhnan, and goes to New 
 Orleans, and performs in Opera, and enters 
 Mexico, amid the revengeful maledictions of 
 Ullman, who, as Eocco told me, dug her early 
 grave, by arousing the fearful jealousy of 
 Eossi, to whom Ullman wrote from New York, 
 that he would find letters in her trunk from 
 Pozzolini, the young and fascinating tenor ; 
 that Eossi did find letters in her trunk from 
 Pozzolini, (filled with the most enthusiastic 
 love,) which Eocco said were doubtless placed 
 there by UJlnian, prior to her departure for 
 Mexico, to- Avenge himself on Sontag, for her 
 refusal at Cincinnati to give more Concerts 
 under his direction ; that Eossi belched words 
 of fire, and threatened her with instant death ; 
 that herself and Pozzolini were seized with 
 violent pains, on their return from the Mexi- 
 can festivals ; that during her confinement, 
 Rocco daily called, but was not permitted to 
 see her ; that Eossi paced the balcony as a 
 sentinel for days and nights, and would let no 
 one visit her; that he permitted Eocco to 
 enter her apartment only one hour before she 
 died, when he found her in the wildest deli- 
 rium. And Eocco told me that Sontag and 
 Pozzolini were doubtless poisoned by Count 
 Rossi, and that Ullman was the instigator. 
 Eossi artfully attributed their sudden death 
 to cholera, hut the rumor flew on the wings 
 of lightning, that Eossi was their murderer, 
 and he fled for his life to New York, 
 witli all her jewels, and went to Europe. 
 And Eocco sorely grieved to see her borne 
 to her sepulchre without kindred mourn- 
 ers in a far distant land; and when he 
 saw her form exhumed, and borne through 
 mud and stones, and deposited as luggage in 
 the filthy suburbs of Vera Cruz, and exposed 
 for weeks to the heat and rain of those wither- 
 ing latitudes, — when he gazed at the remains 
 of a being who had been the pride and glory 
 and adoration of all civilised nations, and who 
 had long been his own dear friend, poor Eocco 
 prostrated himself beside her coffin, and wept 
 tor hours in loneliness and utter desolation. 
 And now, dear Sontag, I can see thy pure and 
 genial spirit in its happy home, heyond the 
 pretty stars. And while I indite these melan- 
 choly words, thy sweet face smiles upon me 
 from my parlor wall, as you appeared in the 
 immortal Somnambulist. It is the likeness you 
 
 gave me at our final interview, and represents 
 Amina, in the joyous bridal scene with Efaino, 
 among her native cottagers in the mountains. 
 Ah I Sontag ! I often think of thee, and my 
 highest solace is in gazing at thy bewitching 
 smile, and laughing eyes, and lovely dimples, 
 and even teeth, and classic temples, as de- 
 picted in thy likeness, which I shall keep while 
 I linger in the dreary paths of earth. And I 
 will part with fame and fortune and with life 
 itself, ere I will separate from the precious 
 picture of my adored Sontag. And my last 
 prayer to God shall be, that I may join my 
 Parents and Kindred and Sontag in the realms 
 of eternal bliss. 
 
 James Gordon Bennett's Editorial 
 
 Career. 
 
 Bennett's office in 1835. 
 
 Enter John Kelly. 
 
 Bennett — "Well, my lad, I have borrowed a 
 pair of old shoes for you from my bed-fellow 
 in Cross street. They may be rather large, 
 but you must contrive to wear them until 
 Saturday, when I will get you a new pair, if 
 I have the money to spare. Sit down, Johnny, 
 and try on the shoes. 
 
 John (puts them on)— They are much too 
 large, aint they ? 
 
 Bennett — Well, yes, hut if you put some 
 pieces of newspaper in them, you can lessen 
 their size. 
 
 John (stuff's them in the heels and toes and 
 sides with fragments of the Herald of the 
 preceding day) — There, sir, I guess I can wear 
 them now, and I am truly obliged to you for 
 borrowing them for me. 
 
 Bennett — Notat all, John, for you did more 
 than that for me yesterday, in obtaining my 
 papers from Mr. Anderson. 
 
 John (in hurriedly walking across the 
 office, steps out of one of the aged shoes, but 
 steps in again before Bennett's keen eyes per- 
 ceived that one foot had stepped out) — That 
 was a great pleasure, sir, and I hope you will 
 have the same good luck to-day. 
 
 Bennett — I sold very few papers yesterday, 
 and I have very little money, and Anderson 
 has my watch, and I fear he will not let me 
 have the papers until I redeem it, and pay him 
 for the Heralds of to-day. 
 
 John — I will do all in my power to obtain 
 them for you. 
 
 Bennett — I know you will, my dear little 
 friend. But come — we will go and try to get 
 the papers. (They arrive at Anderson & 
 Ward's, in Ann street. Anderson is absent, 
 and Ward is partially drunk and asleep on the 
 counter, and Bennett arouses him.) 
 
 Ward — What are you about ? (rubbing his 
 eyes and garrping.) What do you want (hie) 
 so early in the morning, you vagabonds? 
 hie, hec, hoc. 
 
 Bennett — I want my papers. 
 
 Ward — You can't (hie) have them without 
 the money, (hoc.) 
 
 Bennett — Please let me have them. 
 
 Ward — Where's your (Lie) watch ? 
 
 Bennett — I let Mr. Anderson have it yes- 
 terday. 
 
 W'trd — Don't you (hic-a-che-a-che-Horatio- 
 darn it, how I sneeze) sell any Heralds now- 
 a-days? a-che-a-che-a-che-Horatio — O, Jeru- 
 salem ! will I never stop sneezing ? 
 
 Bennett — It stormed yesterday, and I did 
 not sell many, but it is pleasant this morning, 
 and I think I shall sell a large number. 
 
 Ward— Well, I'll not be (hie, hie, hie,) too 
 hard with you, old fellow. There, take your 
 papers, and try hard (hie) to sell (hie) them 
 to-day, and (hic-a-che) bring a whole lot 
 of money to (hie) morrow. 
 
 Bennett — I will, Mr. Ward, and I'll always 
 remember you with gratitude for your gene- 
 rosity to-day. Good day, sir. 
 
 Ward — Farewell, old boy. And just shut 
 the door after you. I have been (hie) on a 
 spree all night, (hec,) and I don't want any 
 body else to come in and bother (hie) me, 
 until I finish my nap. 
 
 Bennett — I'll lock the door outside, and put 
 the key in the window. 
 
 Wrrd — Do so, old (hie) boy, do so. (And 
 he goes to sleep, and Bennett and John wend 
 their way to Wall street.) 
 
 Bennett — Now, John, this is the last chance 
 I shall have. If I fail to sell my papers to-day, 
 I am ruined for ever. 
 
 John — Had I not better go into the stores, 
 and try to sell the papers. 
 
 Bennett (kisses him in Nassau street) — My 
 dear boy, if you will do that, I will love you 
 next to my God. My great trouble has been 
 to get honest boys to sell my paper, and re- 
 turn the money to me, instead of going to the 
 Theatre and eating peanuts with my funds. 
 Now, you take some, and I'll take some, and 
 you take one side of the street and I the other, 
 and let us toil for our lives (until the sun goes 
 down) to sell these papers, and, if we fail, my 
 fate is sealed for time, and perhaps for eter- 
 nity! 
 
 John — What! You won't commit suicide ? 
 
 Bennett — God only knows what I shall do. 
 
 John — -Well, I see there's no time to be lost. 
 So, give me some papers, and I'll go into the 
 first store on this side, and you take the other 
 side of the street. (They separate, John going 
 into every store on his side, and Bennett into 
 every store on the other side, until they arrive 
 at Wall street, when they go into Bennett's 
 office, in the old rat hole at No. 20 Wall street, 
 where-they count their pennies, and find that 
 they have sold quite a large number of Her- 
 alds. They then drink some water and eat 
 some ginger nuts, for their breakfasts, and go 
 down Broad street, and enter every store on 
 either side, and meet with great success. John 
 then t;ikes South street, and Bennett Front 
 street, from the Battery to Fulton street, and 
 afterwards take Water and Pearl streets, and 
 then they canvass either side of Wall street, 
 and sell all their Heralds, and go to a Bestau- 
 rant and get something to eat, and separate in 
 the afternoon in high spirits. John then got 
 some boys in the Fourteenth Ward to sell the 
 Herald, and in ten days Bennett had about 
 $40 surplus, and begins to put on aristocratic 
 airs, and domineer over Johnny Kelly. 
 
 (To be continued.) 
 
 For the Alligator. 
 Wide-mouth shocking Alligator! 
 I wish you were a Boa Constrictor 1 
 And crush within your awful fold, 
 The villains with our pilfered gold, 
 Who, with sanctimonious face, 
 Steal with such a pious grace : 
 They dance and dress and call it good, 
 Because it gives the hungry food. 
 But hold your mirror to their face, 
 And show them their sad black disgrace : 
 One roba the City's golden coffers, 
 And then a mighty Fabric offers, 
 And tries to court a worldly fame, 
 Out of such an impious shame. 
 The temple thus to science rears, 
 That he may surely soothe his fears, 
 Lest his ignorance should bo known, 
 And lack of knowledge shown, 
 And so the starving, suffering poor, 
 He drives them fainting from his door ; 
 And tells them : (Oh! how very strange !) 
 The Mansion's taken all his change ! 
 And in his high, majestic WTath, 
 He kicks a female down to earth ' 
 The mansion he will never give, 
 While one heir of his shaU live. 
 See how this modem Simon Magus. 
 Blinds our eyes, and then deceives us. 
 Soon we shall Bee how very funny, 
 He'll make his " Union" yield him money : 
 He finds it is so very pretty. 
 To have a Mayor made of putty. 
 That he can mould him at his will, 
 To make his son an office fill. 
 But lest Columbia prove too new. 
 He lays a wire the ocean through, 
 That ne all Europe may invite, 
 To bask in his resplendent sight. 
 Oil ! most happy England Queen, 
 When she can say : " I've Peter seen '." 
 Now see him cringe, and jump for fame, 
 To reach the scroll, to write his name : 
 But as he lives alone for fame. 
 My verso will sure preserve his name. 
 
 Peter Piper Pict. . 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 New Yobk, June 15, 1858. 
 Stephen H. Bhanoh : 
 
 Sir:— Permit, me the privilege of making a 
 few brief passing remarks, asking a few ques- 
 tions, and respectfully suggesting a few bints 
 a>tn your weekly publication, the All.iga.tok. 
 Please to attribute any intrusive errors in this 
 communication as emanating from an ineffi- 
 cient method of expressing my sentiments, as 
 my heart is with you whole and entire in 
 spirit, and, with a few exceptions, to the very 
 letter, in your laudable endeavor to bring to 
 light before the open day the hidden villainies 
 of the many detestable tyrants that have risen 
 from the very scum of poverty and criminal 
 degradation, and who now so unaccountably 
 hold despotic sway under the garb of honor- 
 able industry in every branch of society, to 
 the unjust injury and oppression of the poor, 
 humble, but honest mat). 
 
 I am rejoiced to find the Ai.uga.tor creep- 
 ing its way to the literary tables of almost 
 every respectable News Depot in this and the 
 adjacent cities, piercing its deadly fangs into 
 the very vitals of every influential thief and 
 scoundrel, and that the business public are 
 now availing themselves of the opportunity in 
 patronising it as an advertising medium, and 
 I sincerely wish you every success. 
 
 Wherever I have an opportunity, I en- 
 deavor, indirectly, to pave the way, to intro- 
 duce the merits of the Alligator, and, as a 
 matter of course, have to give and take in the 
 various opinions expressed as to thecarniver- 
 ous propensities of that astonishing animal, 
 and tlie choice objects it pitches into for its 
 daily food. The opinions and ideas expressed 
 on the subject are as varied as the colors in 
 the rainbow. Any man whose past mis- 
 deeds trouble his conscience, dreads the 
 animal, as he would a drawn sword, lest its 
 brutal tusks should tear open to public gaze 
 what he had secretly hoped was unknown 
 to mortal being. 
 
 If the crawling reptiles you select to satisfy 
 the craving appetite of that amphibious animal 
 (with such extended jaws continually gaping) 
 are really of such an abhorrent and loathsome 
 nature as represented by you in such bold re- 
 lief, I should never cease lashing their dis- 
 eased and ulcerated carcases with whips of 
 poisoned scorpions, till I purged and purified 
 their polluted system with wholesome anti- 
 dotes. It strikes me that your gormandising 
 hydra-headed monster can never be satisfied 
 with common carrion : it seeks for something 
 more nutritious for its sustenance. It appeal a 
 he is like I'haroah's lean kine — the more he 
 devours, the thinner begets, and bis rapacity 
 Increases, and what seems so singular is, that 
 he has abundance of choice prey for ever at 
 his side, which he selects indiscriminately, 
 and an untold amount laid up in his store 
 houses for ages to come. 
 
 Nothing do I admire more than the free use 
 of strong and emphatic language to express 
 our approbation or disapprobation of men's 
 nctio'is public or private, and from the gene- 
 ral tenor of your style, and the peculiar ad- 
 vantages you possess as a scholar, and the un- 
 limited information you have treasured up as 
 a man of experience, with regard to public 
 characters and measures, I feel confident that 
 you can convert every tooth of the Alligator 
 into a poisoned arrow that will deal death and 
 destruction into every panicle ut air where- 
 cver it wings its flight, and you can more ef- 
 fectively bit your mark with surer certainty 
 by avoiding the use of such terms and phrases 
 as would be looked upon by the general class 
 of readers, as rather coarse or vulgar; al- 
 though I myself consider your style as 
 purely hieroglyphic, and that your sar- 
 castic way merely emanates from a proud, 
 manly, straightforward, bold and independent 
 above board kind of a spirit than that of 
 
 malice, with the view to convey the senti- 
 ments of your mind, in order to express your 
 strong feeling of detestation and abhorrence 
 of every unprincipled scoundrel, against whom 
 your fiery shafts of indignation may happen 
 to be turned, cutting to the very heart's core 
 like a two edged sword. 
 
 The body of the Alligator is too small by 
 a long shot. It would greatly enhance its 
 usefulness by being more liberal. Increase its 
 pages, extend its columns, devote a space to 
 correspondents, and, if need be, stretch its 
 stomach so as to afford an opportunity to 
 others to open their store-houses, and contri- 
 bute their quota of similar wholesome food to 
 the hungry cannibal, in order the better to 
 assist in the process of digestion. 
 
 Yours Kespectfuly, 
 
 Akti-tyraxt. 
 
 JOHN B. WEBB, BOAT BUILDER, 718 WATER STREET. 
 My Boats are of models and materials unsurpassed by 
 those of any Boat Builder in the World. Give me a call, 
 and if I don't please you, I will disdain to charge you for 
 what does not entirely satisfy you. JOHN B. WEBU. 
 
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 my yards and residence are at Greenpnint. I have built 
 Ship's and Steamers for every portion of the Globe, for a 
 Ion" term of years, and continue to do so on reasonable 
 terms. SAMUEL SNEDEN. 
 
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Volume I— No. 11.] 
 
 SATURDAY, JULY 3, 1858. 
 
 [Price 2 Cents. 
 
 Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1S37, by 
 
 STEPHEN II. BRANCII, 
 
 In the Clerk's Office of the District Court of the United 
 
 States for the Southern District of New York. 
 
 Life of Stephen H- Branch. 
 McDonald Clarke had the dyspepsia badly, 
 and would board at the Graham House while 
 his money lasted, and then Goss would re- 
 quest him to leave. At the table he always 
 created infinite mirth. I often met him on the 
 Battery, (with his pockets filled with stale 
 Graham bread,) and at Mercer's Dining Saloon, 
 at the corner of Ann and Nassau, and on the 
 steps of the Astor, and while rapidly prome- 
 nading Broadway, with his eyes riveted on the 
 ground. I also saw him every Sabbath in 
 front of Dr. Taylor's Grace Church, at the 
 corner of Rector street and Broadway, where 
 lie used to await the arrival of Miss Jonea, 
 and almost stare her into fits, and to whom he 
 addressed such lines as these through the pub- 
 lic journals : 
 
 Her form's elastic aa a willow tree, 
 
 Glorious in motion, when the winds are free : 
 
 She moves with timid dignity and grace, 
 
 "While thought is thrilling through her sweet young face. 
 
 In his last days, he often came to the Graham 
 House, and Goss was very kind to him, and 
 did not charge him for his meals. He called 
 on Sunday morning, when all were at church 
 save myself. I was ill, in the rocking chair, 
 and for an hour ho amused me with his inco- 
 herent flights of eloquence, and the recitation 
 of his choicest poetry. He came several times 
 during the week. On a stormy evening, while 
 I was seated by the stove, he rushed in and 
 took a seat beside me, and wept aloud, and 
 spoko of his intense affection for Miss Jones, 
 (the daughter of the wealthy Banker, and Pres- 
 ident of the Chemical Bank,) whom he sup- 
 posed was ardently in love with him. He 
 said that he had been twice invited to her 
 parties, but that on ringing the bell, he was 
 twice ejected by the servant. The cards of 
 invitation were forgeries, but those who im- 
 posed on McDonald, assured him that they 
 were genuine, and were written by Miss Jones. 
 I strove in vain to disabuse McDonald's mind, 
 who said he should make the third attempt 
 the following week, and, if possible, he would 
 have an interview with the precious object of 
 his affection. On the afternoon of the follow- 
 ing Sunday, he came to the Graham House, 
 and violently rang the bell, and dashed into 
 the parlor, greatly excited, and took a seat on 
 the sofa, where I was reclining, and exclaim- 
 ed : " Why, Branch, people call me crazy. 
 But you don't think I'm crazy, do you, Branch? 
 I know you don't. You love me, don't you, 
 
 Branch ? I know you do. Heigh ho! I'm not 
 long for this world. I'm going to Heaven in 
 a few days, where I shall fare better than 
 among the unkind people of this world. Yes, 
 I rambled through Greenwood, last week, by 
 the Silver Lake, and selected the lovely and 
 romantic spot where my poor bones will soon 
 repose and wither, (llis tears now began to 
 fall like summer rain.) And there will be the 
 sacred bells, and the Grace Church exercises, 
 conducted by the pure and eloquent Dr. Tay- 
 lor, and the mournful music, and solemn pro- 
 cession, and the Sexton's dreary hearse and 
 spade, and the pale white monument. And 
 those who now deny me bread, and call me 
 crazy, and trifle with my affections, will then 
 sadly miss me, and my beautiful poetry, and 
 lament my melancholy fate. And they will 
 come and stand before my monument iu 
 Greenwood's Silver Dell, and weep, and pro- 
 foundly regret that they always neglected poor 
 McDonald Clarke. Yes, Branch, I see my 
 snowy monument by the Silver Lake, and I 
 shall soon be there. O God! Yes, I shall too 
 soon be in that dismal vale. But you will 
 come and see me, won't you, Branch? I know 
 you will. I know you will, God! God ! 
 My destiny is very hard." And he buried his 
 face with "both hands, and cried with all the 
 simplicity of childhood, and I strove to re- 
 strain my tears, lest he would not cease his 
 lamentation, if he saw my eyes moistened with 
 nature's sympathising waters. And I breathed 
 kind words into his lacerated heart, and he 
 leaned his head upon my shoulder, and was 
 silent, for some minutes, when he sprang to 
 his feet, aDd said he would like a bath, and 
 went to the bathing room. In half an hour, 
 he returned, went to the tea table, ate spar- 
 ingly, came into the parlor, went to the win- 
 dow, and knelt and prayed in whisper tones. 
 The clouds had suddenly dispersed, and the 
 moon was full, whose soft rays rested on the 
 sad face of McDonald. He then got the Bible, 
 and read a chapter, and was absorbed in a 
 second prayer, just above a whisper, when a 
 transient boarder (from Boston) entered the 
 parlor, and sat on the sofa, and began a spirited 
 conversation with a friend who had long been 
 waiting for him. McDonald, while engaged 
 in prayer, in a kneeling posture, sprang to his 
 feet, and rushed towards the two gentlemen 
 in lively conversation on the sofa, and told 
 them that if they did not cease to laugh, and 
 talk so loudly, he would smite them on the 
 spot. They were amazed and terrified, and 
 dared not speak. McDonald then rapidly 
 paced the parlor, and exclaimed : " I am only 
 40 years old, with nearly half the period 
 
 often allotted to man yet to run, and [am 
 near my journey's close." And then, with a 
 sudden" halt in the centre of the parlor, he 
 again riveted his wild eyes on the gentlemen 
 seated on the sofa, who had excited his i rCi an 1 
 stamped, and most violently exclaimed : " How 
 dare you talk and laugh in God's Lo';: hour? 
 This 'is the all-glorious" Sabbath, and it is sac- 
 rilege to talk and laugh beyond a whisper. 
 Do it again, and as sure as my name is Mc 
 Donald Clarke, I will paralyse you where you 
 sit. Silence, I say, (stamping,) silence! 1 ' 
 The two gentlemen then arose, and left the 
 parlor, in pursuit of Mr. Goss, and Mc 
 Donald went to the window, and delivered a 
 glowing apostrophe to the moon and stars, 
 and asked me to play sacred music on the 
 piano, which I did, and he strove to sing, but 
 his voice was severely weakened, and nearly 
 lost, by his nervous excitement, and through 
 his severe anathema of the two gentlemen 
 who had just left the parlor. As I played, he 
 stood beside me, and hummed and beat time 
 with his hands. I closed the piauo, and he 
 went to the window, and prayed again, and 
 breathed the most eloquent and touching solil- 
 oquy I ever heard. Such melting pathos and 
 purity of language never flowed from human 
 lips, ne rose to the highest inspiration in 
 bis allusion to his departed mother, and his 
 anticipated joy' at his early reunion with her 
 in Heaven. I have always regretted that I 
 had no pencil and paper on this sad occasion, 
 so that I could have preserved his supernat- 
 ural soliloquies, which impressed me with 
 the profoundest solemnity. Mr. Goss now 
 came into the parlor, and asked McDonald 
 where he boarded, and he said he had no 
 home. Goss then asked him if he had any 
 friends. He said that James Gordon Bennett 
 was his friend, and had been kind and gener- 
 ous towards him, and had given him money 
 and apparel, and published his poetry in the 
 Herald. He also said that he ate, and some- 
 tim -, -kpt, at a Dentist's in Park Place, and 
 that he would now go there. I asked him if 
 I should accompany him, and he warmly 
 thanked me, and ho put on his cloak and cap, 
 and very carefully adjusted his large red com- 
 forter around his neck, and took my arm, 
 and I accompanied him to the residence of his 
 dentist friend in Park Place. I rang the bell, 
 and the servant came, and said the dentist 
 was out, and McDonald then shook my hand, 
 and bade me an affectionate good night, and 
 walked in and closed the door, which was my 
 last communion with poor McDonald 
 Clarke. I called the next day, and the ser- 
 vant told me that McDonald left in half an 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S AI^LIGATOR. 
 
 hour after my departure on tlie previous night, 
 and had not returned. I went in pursuit of 
 him, but could not find him. The next I 
 heard of him was through the newspapers, 
 which stated that lie was found at midnight, 
 1 \ a Policeman, in Broadway, near St. Paul's 
 Church, in a terrible storm, and in a state of 
 raving insanity, with his apparel partially 
 gone, — that he was conveyed to the Tombs, — 
 that neither the Policemen nor any of the 
 officers at the Tombs knew McDonald, nor 
 was he sane enough to disclose his name, — 
 that on going to feed him in the morning, his 
 place of confinement was partially' filled with 
 icy water, (in which he was bathing himself,) 
 which had been running all night, and which 
 gave him a chill of death, — that lie was 
 finally recognised by one of the Tombs' offi- 
 cer^, and conveyed to the Alms House Hospi- 
 tal, where he soon died. I called to see him 
 before he died, but he did not know me. His 
 v. :i-on entirely returned just prior to his 
 death, when he called for a custard, (of which 
 he was always extremely fond,) and he ate a 
 little, and said he was glad his hourhadcome, 
 as he was tired of earth. He bade his nurse 
 an affectionate farewell, and died without a 
 contortion or a moan. His sudden and pauper 
 death produced great excitement, and the 
 newspapers severely lashed his murderers, 
 who strove to make him think that Miss Jones 
 loved him dearly, and had invited him to her 
 aristocratic parties. But the names of the 
 villains were not published, (as they should 
 have been,) because they belonged to the 
 upper circles. Some kind friends erected a 
 monument to his memory, on the very spot 
 McDonald had selected, by the Silver Lake 
 in Greenwood, for which they received much 
 praise. And thus closes my sad allusion to 
 poor McDonald Clarke. 
 
 (To be continued to my last sun.) 
 
 A Melodious Fragment ! 
 TO ALL WHO LOVE ENTRANCING MUSIC. 
 Header: — Did you ever behold the tumul- 
 tuous excitement of the populace at a Race 
 Course, as the furious steeds neared the judge's 
 stand on the last heat? Then go and see 
 Gazzaniga's reflection of the passions at the 
 Academy of Music, and behold the glow and 
 palor, and joy and terror, and stamps and 
 screams of the excited and enraptured multi- 
 t: lies. Did you ever see the moon emerge 
 from a tranquil ocean, or the sun descend a 
 wild horison ? Then see Gazzaniga. Did 
 yon ever see a peerless virgin at the altar, or 
 on her journey to the sepulchre? Then see 
 Gazzauiga. Do you remember the merry 
 laugh of childhood, or your fond mother's 
 gentle tones ? Then see Gazzaniga. Do you 
 lament Ophelia's sadness and mournful des- 
 tiny, and the fatal grief of Portia at the ab- 
 sence of Brutus? Then see Gazzaniga. Do 
 you love the murmurs of the rivulet, or of 
 summer zephyrs on the moonlight waters ? 
 Then see Gazzaniga. Do you love the melody 
 of the birds, and the hues of the pastures, and 
 the romance of the forest, and the perfume of 
 the foliage, and the silence of the wilderness, 
 and the beauty of the vales, and the majesty 
 of the mountains? Then see Gazzaniga. Do 
 you love the security of a calm, or the sub- 
 limity of a storm? Then see Gazzaniga. 
 Have you seen Niagara or Vesuvius, and ad- 
 mired and trembled in their glorious and aw- 
 ful presence? Then see Gazzauiga. Have 
 you read and dreamed of Antony and Cleo- 
 patra? Then see Brignoli and Gazzaniga. 
 Have you read Ctesar's hatred of Cassius 
 and Horace Greeley, and his love of Matsell 
 and fat men ? Then see Ullman and Armodio. 
 Do you love to roam in dells and caves aud 
 deserts ? Do you love the pensive meditations 
 of genius in cavern solitudes? Do you love 
 to gaze at Heaven's Panorama, in the silence 
 
 and glory of midnight ? Do you love your 
 parent's admonitions, and the sweet tones of 
 your brothers and sisters, and wives and chil- 
 dren? Do you remember your early love, 
 and pleasant rambles with your devoted and 
 beauteous Juliet ? Do you love to witness the 
 reflection of your own heart ? Do you love 
 to shed tears of joy at the triumph of the vir- 
 tuous, and to paralyse the vicious with your 
 terrible execrations? Have you breathed 
 Italian skies, and wandered by Italian streams, 
 and fondly lingered on Italian sunsets? O 
 then go and see and hear Gazzaniga, whose 
 mighty soul reflects the smiles and tears — 
 lovers and misanthropes — beauties and melo- 
 dies — calms and storms — rainbows and land- 
 scapes — plains and mountains — cataracts and 
 volcanoes — thunder and lightning — rain and 
 hail — tornadoes and earthquakes — witches and 
 angels — devils and demons — ghosts and hob- 
 goblins, and suns and globes and caravans of 
 Universal Nature. O Gazzaniga ! Thy tran- 
 quil music is the echo of a Choir of Angels, 
 and thy frenzied strain is the yell of a gang 
 of devils. More than a thousand millions of 
 human pilgrims rove in the romantic paths 
 of earth, but in all this mighty throng, on its 
 inarch to a common sepulchre, there is but 
 one Gazzaniga in the delightful realms of 
 melody. 
 
 SUpIun f. §niuli's ^Iliptflr. 
 
 NEW YOEK, SATURDAY, JULY 3, 1858. 
 
 STEPHEN II. BRANCH'S "ALLIGATOR" CAN BE 
 obtained at all hours, (day or night,) at wholesale and 
 retail, at No. 128 Nassau Street, Near Beekman Street, 
 and opposite Ross & Tousey's News Depot, New York. 
 
 Human Devils. 
 
 Some §10,000 have been expended in build- 
 ing fences, and improving the forest grounds 
 at the corner of Fourteenth and Fifteenth 
 streets and the Sixth Avenue ? AVe have re- 
 ceived a card, heralding a "Palace Garden," 
 signed by De Forest and Tisdale, Proprietors. 
 Mr. De Forest was the Treasurer of the Crys- 
 tal Palace Ball, and Mr. Tisdale is the Treas- 
 urer of the Hunter Woodis Benevolent So- 
 ciety. A few loaves of John Hecker's bread, 
 distributed among the poor, was the only 
 charitable result of the Academy of Music 
 Ball, and none of John Hecker's bread, nor 
 of any baker, nor any necessaries of life were 
 distributed among the indigent, as the result 
 of the mighty and lucrative Crystal Palace 
 Ball. Both of those Balls were given by the 
 public — for the benefit of the Poor — in the 
 name of the self-constituted members ot the 
 Hunter Woodis Society, and Do Forest and 
 Tisdale, who control the vast receipts of that 
 Society, now open an Ice Cream and Lager 
 Bier Saloon on a scale of unprecedented mag- 
 nitude and magnificence, while the poor crea- 
 tures are starving, who own all the surplus 
 funds in the vile grasp of the Hunter Woodis 
 Society, and of the outside scamps, who par- 
 tially control those pauper funds. De Forest 
 and Tisdale (who thrice cunningly assured 
 me that all the members of the Hunter Woodis 
 Society were Know Nothings) beckoned me 
 last weok to their gorgeous chariot on Broad- 
 way, and told me that they were " snags," 
 and through dagger eyes, and ferocious ges- 
 tures, and stunning declamation, threatened 
 my utter annihilation, for my recent exposure 
 of their plunder of our generous citizens, and 
 the private paupers, whose funds they with- 
 hold and squander. If one of the huge vil- 
 lains of these devilish days in which my lot 
 is cast approaches me with menacing look or 
 attitude, he will be a dead thief before ho can 
 implsre the God of truth and justice and 
 mercy to forgive him for his awful crimes. 
 
 Where the |40,000 that were doubtless re- 
 ceived by the Managers and Treasurers of the 
 Academy of Music and Crystal Talace Balls; 
 and where their vast private collections have 
 all mysteriously vanished, will never be dis- 
 closed to the poor of this, nor of coming 
 generations, but, at the Throne of God, these 
 consummate villains and infernal scamps will 
 have to confront the famishing creatures they 
 have robbed and starved, when they will be 
 convicted, and condemned, and hurled from 
 Heaven's resplendent heights into a gulph of 
 yelling devils, who will pinch them, and prick 
 them, and bite them, and lance them, and 
 roast them through wasteless ages. 
 O, what I hear, and what I see, 
 Makes me from earth yearn to be free. 
 
 James Gordon Bennett's Editorial 
 Career. 
 
 Bennett and John Kelly. 
 
 Bennett — John, the wall cracked again yes- 
 terday, and I fear this old ruin will soon fall, 
 and bury us in death. So, after you have 
 folded those papers, you can take them and 
 the broom, and I will take my memorandum 
 book and easy slippers, and we will go to the 
 new quarters that I hired yesterday in Broad- 
 way. The rent is very cheap, and I am not 
 to pay it until the end of the month, which is 
 a godsend in these clays of poverty. 
 
 John — I have only got fifty papers to fold, 
 and I will soon be ready. 
 
 Bennett — Hurry, Johnny, for the building 
 may fall before we get out. (John folds papers 
 mighty fast.) 
 
 John— I am ready, sir. 
 
 Bennett — Come on then. (They depart for 
 Broadway, with all their luggage, consisting 
 of fifty Heralds, a broom, memorandum book, 
 and Bennett's easy slippers.) 
 
 Enter Landlord. 
 
 Landlord — Mr. Bennett, I told you that you 
 could pay your rent at the end of the month, 
 but I have concluded to require it in advance. 
 
 Bennett — I have not the money to spare, 
 but I will let you have my watch as security. 
 
 Landlord — I have no pawnbroker's license, 
 and I fear it would be a violation of the law 
 to take a watch in pawn. 
 
 Bennett — I have let Anderson & Ward have 
 it as security for the payment of my papers 
 some fifty times, and they have not been ar- 
 rested. 
 
 Landlord — Is it gold or silver? 
 
 Bennett — Silver. 
 
 Landlord — What is its value ? 
 
 Bennett — Twenty dollars. 
 
 Landlord — Does it keep good time ? 
 
 Bennett — It goes well, don't it, Johnny 
 (giving him a wink.) 
 
 John — Yes, sir. (May God forgive me for 
 this lie.) 
 
 Landlord — I will take it, but you must try 
 to pay the rent before the close, of the month. 
 
 Bennett — I will, sir. Our circulation is 
 rapidly increasing, ain't it, Johnny? 
 
 John (pale as death) — Y-c-s, s-i-r. (O, 
 Heavenly Father, do forgive me for another 
 lie.) 
 
 Landlord— Good day, Mr. Bennett, and 
 may success attend your enterprise. 
 
 Bennett — Good by, sir, bnt don't call again 
 until the very last week in the month. 
 
 Landlord — I will be as lenient as I can. 
 Good day. (He goes.) 
 
 Bennett — John, why did you say y-e-s, 
 s-i-r ? This is no time to drawl your words. 
 And I saw your lips quiver, and your eyes 
 and arms directed to Heaven, as though you 
 were engaged in silent prayer. This won't 
 do, sir. My case is desperate. Can't you lie, 
 in matters of business, without invoking the 
 celestial pardon? If you can't, yon will soon 
 ruin me. What say you, John ? 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 John— My parents will not let me tell lies. 
 They would kill me, it' they caught me in the 
 two lies I have told for you to-day. They 
 are extremely indigent, hut they are as honest 
 as poor Burns, the great poet of your native 
 hind, who said: 
 
 *' The honest roan, tho' e'er eae poor, 
 Is king o' men for a' lliat." 
 
 And who also said : 
 
 " O, wad some Pow'r the giftie gie ua 
 To see oursels as ithers see us I" 
 
 Bennett (stamping the floor) — Darm it, boy, 
 this is no time for poetry. Hang Burns, who 
 was an old fold, and lived on air, like all the 
 poets. I prefer Richard, who said : 
 
 " I have set m)- life upon a cast, 
 And I will stand the hazard of the die." 
 
 Or Iago : 
 
 " This is the night, 
 That either makes me, or fordoes me quite." 
 
 Or Ophelia, with -whose beautiful aphorism 
 I closed my leading editorial, in the first num- 
 ber of the Herald; 
 
 " Lord, we know that we arc, 
 But know not what we may be." 
 
 But darm the rhyme. We want bread and 
 butter. I have been starving on truth and 
 poetry, and I intend to lie, and cheat, and 
 black mail, during the residue of my days. 
 Do you understand me ? 
 
 John — Yes, sir, but I can't lie. I had rather 
 bo poor, and tell the truth, than lie, and cheat, 
 and wrong my fellow creatures, and be loathed 
 by my parents, and be despised by myself, 
 and by others, and have sleepless nights, and 
 be in constant fear of death, and be in danger 
 of a prison or the scaffold. So, you had 
 better get another boy. 
 
 Bennett — I am sorry to part with you, dear 
 Johnny, because you have been so true and 
 kind to me. 
 
 John — I would like to remain, but I must 
 leave, if you require me to lie. And yet 1 
 dread to inform my poor father and mother 
 that I have left you, and have no means to 
 aid them. But I had rather go hungry than 
 tell lies, and I hope and believe that my 
 parents will forgive me for leaving you. 
 
 Bennett — I fear you are too conscientious 
 to be my associate in the reckless and unscru- 
 pulous career of journalism before me, and 
 therefore I shall advertise for another boy to- 
 morrow. 
 
 John — -Very well, sir. (John takes his hat 
 to go.) 
 
 Bennett — Don't go until I get another boy. 
 
 John — I must go now, because you have 
 
 proclaimed yourself a dishonest man, and I 
 
 should be unhappy if I remained longer in 
 
 your presence. 
 
 Bennett — How much do I owe you ? 
 John — Nothing. 
 Bennett — Yes I do. 
 
 John — You can have it, because I fear 
 you did not get it honestly, and I do not want 
 it. (John goes.) 
 
 Bennett (soliloquises) — This boy's rebuko is 
 terrible. And now I am alone. O God ! if I 
 only had his integrity, I would make any 
 sacrifice. That boy has got the principles of 
 AVashington in his breast, and the world will 
 hear of him. No earthly power can crush 
 the love of truth in the heart of that dear 
 little boy. And now what shall I do ? His 
 merited castigation has unnerved and un- 
 manned me. I know not which way to turn. 
 I have but little money. I cannot get another 
 boy so faithful as Johnny. I must strive to 
 sell ray papers in the stores alone, now that 
 Johnny is gone, and, if I fail, I am forever 
 ruined. But this won't do. I must not 
 despair. I must rally. (He arises, and paces 
 his office rapidly, with compressed jaws and 
 lips, and distended nostrils, and clenched 
 
 fingers, and ferocious gesticulation.) I must 
 not whine now. I must cut and smash, and 
 detract and terrify the innocent, and levy 
 thousands on the affluent, or I am forever 
 lost. I have no associate, nor friend, nor 
 kindred in all this land, and I can only degrade 
 myself, as my aged parents are in the deep 
 mountain glades of Scotland, and can never 
 hear of my degradation. So I will be a devil. 
 I will advertise for another boy, and if I get 
 one who will conspire with me in my con- 
 templated villainy, my fortunes will yet be 
 vast. (Ue writes an advertisement, and puts 
 it in the New York Sun.) 
 
 (To be continued.) 
 
 Peter Cooper's Funny little Grocery- 
 Groggery, at the Corner of the Bowery 
 and Stuyversant Street, in 1820. 
 
 r-ETEP. BEHIND THE COl'NTEE. 
 
 Enter Female Castomer. 
 
 Customci — I want two candles, and a quart 
 of soft soap, and a pint of gin. 
 
 Peter — There's the candles, and there's the 
 soap, and now I will get the gin. (Measures 
 it.) And there's the gin. 
 
 Customer — Put it all down on the book. 
 
 Peter — I will only put it on the slate, as I 
 want you to pay me by Saturday evening. 
 
 Customer — O, certainly. (She goes.) 
 
 En ter Jim, a Darkey. 
 
 Jim — Mr. Cooper, I want a plug of tobacco, 
 and a glass of rum, and I will pay you on 
 Saturday night, when I get my week's wages. 
 Peter — I can't trust any more to-day, as I 
 have just let a woman have some candles, 
 soap, and gin on credit, and I shall ruin myself 
 if I trust so much as I have recently. My 
 capital is very small, and my credit is so bad 
 that I have to pay cash for nearly all I buy, 
 and if I trust much, I shall have to fail again, 
 and shut up my little shop for ever. So, Jim, 
 I can't trust you any more. 
 
 Jim — Then I will trade elsewhere. I have 
 been drinking your rum for a long time, and 
 I have always paid you for it, andT have got 
 drunk many a time on your rum, and now you 
 won't let me have a glass on credit. You must 
 have an iron heart. 
 
 Peter — Jim, you have drunk a large quan- 
 tity of rum at ray bar, and you have always 
 paid me for it, as you declare, but I am going 
 to turn over a new leaf, and trust no more. 
 But if you will promise never to ask me to 
 trust you again, 1 will let you have as nice a 
 glass of rum as you ever drank. 
 Jim — Agreed. 
 
 Peter— (pours out some cheap and nasty 
 rum, and squats down behind the counter so 
 that Jim can't see him, and adulterates it 
 about two-thirds with old Manhattan water, 
 that had been in the pitcher all day) — There's 
 your rum, Jim, and now drink it, and enjoy 
 yourself. 
 
 Jim — (drinks, and can hardly taste the 
 nasty rum, and makes wry faces,) — How much 
 bilge water did you put in this mean rum, and 
 how much do you intend to put down on the 
 slate against me for this disgusting dose of 
 rum and water? 
 
 Peter — That is nice rum, Jim, and I shall 
 charge you ray usual price of three cents a 
 glass. 
 
 Jim — Take that, and that, and that, you 
 stingy old villain. (Throws most of the rum 
 and water into his face, and strikes him twice, 
 and knocks' him down, and runs down the 
 Bower}'.) 
 
 Peter (solus and nose bleeding profusely) — 
 I fear the black rascal has broken my nose 
 and ribs, and blackened my eyes badly. I 
 will close the shop, and go and see a physician, 
 
 and I suppose I shall have to run up quite a 
 Doctor's bill before my wounds are entirely 
 healed. (Shuts the shop and goes to au Apoth- 
 ecary.) 
 
 Peter — Doctor, nigger Jim has just struck 
 me several times with all his might, and I fear 
 he has mutilated me for life. Just examine 
 my nose and ribs, Doctor, and dress my nose 
 and eyes as soon as possible, so that they will 
 soon heal. 
 
 Doctor — Why did Jim strike you ? 
 Peter — Well, Doctor, he wanted some rum 
 on credit, and because I hesitated, and finally 
 gave him some very poor rum (rather freely 
 adulterated), to get rid of him, he got angry, 
 and threw the rum and water in my face, and 
 then most cruelly beat mo. 
 
 Doctor — Mr. Cooper, why don't you stop 
 selling rum, and especially to such low char- 
 acters as nigger Jim '( 
 
 Peter — O, I can't stop selling rum, as I 
 make more profit on that than any thing else. 
 In fact, it is nearly all profit, if properly and 
 judiciously adulterated. 
 
 Doctor — But don't you impoverish and de- 
 grade and render vicious all to whom you sell 
 your poisonous alcohol, and expose their wivea 
 and children to all the horrors of poverty, and 
 the brutal ferocity and insanity of a drunken 
 father ? 
 
 Peter — O, I don't know any thing about all 
 that. All I know, as a business man, is, that 
 I get a mighty large profit on my rum, and if 
 my customers get drunk, and abuse and starve 
 their families, and commit theft or murder, 
 that is their fault, and I shall not be re- 
 sponsible for it here, nor hereafter. 
 
 Doctor — I fear you view this matter alto- 
 gether in the light of selfishness. 
 
 Peter (terribly cornered)— Doctor, no more 
 of this. I have come to have yon examine 
 and dress my wounds, and if you can't do it, 
 without a tedious homily on temperance, I 
 will go to the other Apothecary, down tho 
 Bowery, who has long been your rival, and 
 would like the job mighty well. (This was a 
 clincher, and smashed the Doctor's impregna- 
 ble position.) 
 
 Doctor — That is all true, Mr. Cooper, and 
 I will discharge my painful duty. Here, 
 Samuel, bring me some warm water. (Washes 
 Peter's bloody nose and dark eyes, and dresses 
 them. He then feels of his bruised ribs, and 
 finds them unbroken, though very sore and 
 inflamed.) 
 Peter — Doctor, what is your charge ? 
 Doctor — Twenty-five cents. 
 Peter — Business is very dull now, and 
 your rival Apothecary, down the Bowery, 
 would not have charged more than twenty 
 cents. Can't you take twenty, Doctor? 
 
 Doctor — Twenty will do, if you will promise 
 to come again, when nigger Jim beats you. 
 
 Peter (very slightly blushes)— I will cer- 
 tainly come again, when I have any more busi- 
 ness in the Apothecary line. (Gives the Doc- 
 tor an old pistareen, and departs, with poul- 
 tices and bandages over his eyes and nose.) 
 
 SUNDAY EVENING. 
 
 Peter's Groggery full of political strikers 
 and vagalonds and criminals of every hue— 
 A primary election to come off early in the 
 morning. 
 
 Peter — Now, boys, I want you to put mo 
 through to-morrow. 
 
 Thieves — We will — we will. 
 
 Peter — If you will, Til give you all the 
 most glorious drunk you have had since tho 
 last election. 
 
 Head Thief- — We will elect a majority of 
 our friends to the Convention, and you may 
 regard your nomination as sure. 
 
 Peter — Give me your hand on that delight- 
 ful news, and now, boys, what are you going 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 to ilrink? As it is Sunday evening, aad as 
 some of the stiff old deacons will soon be 
 coming by on their way to Ghnrch, I will 
 close my shop doors, and then we will all sit 
 down, and drink and smoke until daylight ap- 
 pears, so that yon can be earlier than our ad- 
 versaries at the polls, and put in a handful or 
 two of ballots before the i>"lls open. What 
 say you ? 
 
 Jack (one of the primary inspectors) — Go it, 
 Peter, — you are the boy for me. 1 put in a 
 large handful of ballots with your name on 
 them half an hour since. 
 
 Peter— That's the talk, my lad. I will re- 
 member you for that, if I'm elected, (Closes 
 the doors, and brings a jug of rnm.) Now, 
 buys, till yourselves tu your throats with rnm, 
 and in the mean time, I'll get some crackers 
 and el:.' 
 
 TTvierei (all drink like fish while Peter is 
 after the crackers and cheese.) 
 
 (To be continued for a long time.) 
 
 T. P. Johnston has a complimentary bene- 
 fit at Wallack's Theatre on Saturday evening, 
 the 26th of June. I shall go early, and take 
 a front seat, and enjoy his extraordinary comi- 
 calities, and 1 advise all to follow my example. 
 
 Advertisements— 25 Cents a line. 
 
 Credit— From two to four second?, or as long as tlie Ad? 
 Yenisei- can hold his breath ! Letters ami Advertisements to 
 be left at No. VIS Nassau street, third floor, baclc room. 
 
 and RETAIL CLOTHING t FURNISH INti WARE- 
 HOUSE. 70 and 72 Bowery, I" tween Can;:! ami Hector su., 
 Kew Ynrk. Large and elegant assortment of Smiths' and 
 Boys' Clotlmrg. ' F.B.BALDWIN, 
 
 J. G. BARXU.M. 
 
 F. B. BALDWIN has just opened his New and Immense 
 Establishment . THE LARGEST IN THE CITY! An en. 
 tire New Stock of GENTLEMEN'S, YOUTH'S and CHIL- 
 DREN'S CLOTHING, recently manufactured by the best 
 workmen in tin' eitv. is now opened for inspection. Also, a 
 sup, rior stock of FURNISHING GOODS. All articles are 
 of the Best Qniilitv, and having been purchased during tin' 
 crisis, WILL BE "SOLD VERY LOW! The Custom 1) ■- 
 
 porta) • t : iini the reatest variety of CLOTHS, CASSI- 
 
 MERES, and VESTINGS. 
 
 Mr. BALDWIN bus associated -with him Sir. J. O BAIt- 
 NUM, who has had great experience in the business, ba 
 beentmrr, years connected with the leading Clothing Es- 
 tabiiflbinents of Ihe city. 
 
 THOMAS A. DUNN, 506 EIGHTH A.VJSH UK, 
 has a very chr-i* 1 ' 1 assortment, of "Wines, Brandies, Car- 
 dials, and Segars, which he will sell at prices that will yield a 
 Alii profit, All my derm i ratic friends, and my imraednite as- 
 Buciiites in the Boards of Aldermen and Councilmen are re- 
 spectrally invited tu call in theirramhleBfnrougbEighth Ave- 
 nue, and eujoy a good Havana sojiar, and nice, sparkling 
 champagne, and very exhilerating brandy. For the segars, 1 
 will charge my political friends and associates only five pence 
 each, and tor the brandy only ten pence per half gill, and for 
 the champagne only four shillings a glass, or two dollars a bot- 
 tle. 
 
 So call, kind friends, and sing a glee. 
 And laugh and smoke and drink wiih me, 
 Sweet Sangaree 
 Tiil you can't see: 
 ( Ghana — At yoar expense 1 
 
 (Which pays my renta,) 
 F*»r my fingers do you see 
 O'er mv nose gyrating free ? 
 
 THOMAS A. DUNN, No. 506 Eighth avenue. 
 
 J VAN TINE, SHANGAE RESTAUKANT, 
 • Nu. 2, Dey Btreet, New York. 
 
 COREY AND SON, MERCHANT'S EX- 
 change, Wail street, New York-Notaries Public and C<.>m- 
 missiouern — fjnited State's Pa>sports issued in GG hours, — 
 Bills of Exchange, Drafts, and Notes protested, — Marine pro- 
 tests noted and extended. 
 
 EDWIN F. COREY, 
 EDWIN F. COKEY, Jr. 
 
 ARLTON HOUSE, 49(3 BROADWAY, N J! \Y 
 
 York. Bates and Holdcn, Proprietors. 
 
 THEOPHILUS BATES. 
 OREL J.HOLDEN. 
 
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 OWERY NEWS DEPOT, NO. 177 BOW- 
 
 JJ ery.— Constantly on hand, Daily, Sunday and Weekly 
 Tapers, Monthly Magazines, Play Bouks, stationary, &c. ic, 
 English Papers per Steamers. All orders punctually attended 
 to. BENNETT & CARROLL 
 
 T 
 
 RIMMING MANUFACTURERS. — B. S. 
 
 YATES h CO., G39 Broadway, New York. 
 Fringes, Cords, Tassels, Loops, Gimps, 
 and Gimp Bande, 
 
 GERAKD BETTS & CO., AUCTION AND 
 i Iota oiasion Merchants, No. 106, Wall street, corner of 
 Front Btreet, New York. 
 
 JAMES DONNELLYS COAL YARD,— 
 Twenty-sixth Btreet and Second Avenue. I always have 
 
 all binds of coal on hand, and of the very beet quality, which 
 I will sell as low as any other coal dealer in the United Stab a 
 JAMES DONNELLY. 
 
 OLEY'S CELEBRATED " GOLD PENS." 
 
 Jb'or sale by all StBtioners and Jewellers. 
 OLF1CE AND STORE. 
 
 16.3 BROADWAY. 
 
 AMERICAN GLASS COMPANY, MA N tj 
 fiirture and keep constantly on hmdat their Warehouse 
 Plain, Moulded, and Cut Flint Glass W..re, in all it" varieties'. 
 
 Also, Druggists' and Perfumers' Ware of all Kinds. Whole- 
 sale Warebmises, No. 1G3 Pearl street, New York, and ,5-1 Kilby 
 street, Boston. (Factories at South Boston.) D. BurrUl &. 
 Co., Agent.-, New York. 
 
 SAMUEL SNEDEN, SHIP & STEAMBOAT BUILDER.— 
 My Ofiice is at No. 81 Corlears street, New York ; and 
 my yards and residence are at Greenpoint. 1 have built 
 Ships and Steamers for every portion of the Globe, for a 
 long term of years, and coatinue to do so on reasonable 
 terms. SAMUK.L SN'EDEN. 
 
 w. 
 
 W. OSBOEN, MERCHANT TAILOR, 
 
 9 Chamber street, near Chatham street, New York. 
 
 TNO. WARD, JR., REAL ESTATE AGENT, 
 
 v Offices No. 5 Tryoii Raw, comer Chatham St., (opposite 
 the Park,) New York, and 4th A-Vfenue, near ISSth street, 
 Harlem. 
 
 ROBERT ONDEROOXK — TiHRJ'J'.ENTU 
 "" : l r ** , 4U5 and 407 Grand street, comer of Cliaton 
 
 street, : .w lurk. 
 
 MRS. S. S. BIRD'S LADIES' AND GENTLE- 
 m< n's Duiiug and Oyster Saloons, No 31 Canal street, 
 near Eust Broadway, and 264 Division street, New York. 
 Oyst. rs Pickled to Order. 
 
 WILLIAM M. TWEED, CHAIR, & OFFICE 
 Furniture Dealer and Manufacturer, 
 No. 289 Broadway, corner of Read btreet New York. Room 
 No. 15. 
 
 rpEUSSBS, ELASTIC STOCKINGS, SHOUL- 
 JL der Braaes, Supporters, Bandages, 5te. H. L. Parsons, 
 E D. Office, 4 Ann street, under the Museum. 
 
 TjUSHION HOUSE.— JOSEPH HYDE PRO- 
 
 J- prietor, corner Grand and Essex street. Wines, Liquors, 
 aud Cigars of the best brands. He invites his friends to give 
 him a eall. Prompt and courteous attention given his patron.-;. 
 
 S& J. W. BARKER, GENERAL AUC- 
 • TIONEERS & REAL ESTATE BROKERS. Loans 
 negotiated, Houses and Stores Rented, Stocks and Bonds 
 S ild at Auction or Private Sale. 
 
 Also, FURNITURE SALES attended to at private houses. 
 OifcVe, 14 Pine street, under Commonwealth Bank. 
 
 AUGUST BKNTANO, CORNER OF HOUS- 
 t a! street &. Broadway, has all the latest Publications, 
 aud receives all the Foreign Papers by < very steamer. Ho 
 also has the back numbers of almost every paper published, 
 including Branch's " Alligator?' 
 
 w 
 
 ILLIAM A. CONK UN, ATTORNEY AND 
 COUNSELLOR AT LAW, No. 17U Chatham street, 
 New York. Any ^business Entrusted to his e.hairge from citi- 
 zens i 'ft his city or any par? 61 tie country, will receive prompt 
 and faithful attention, and be c ■■•'■' i ■■■ d< n reasonable ti rms. 
 W1L3 1 HI A CONKLIN. 
 
 HrSPATfii' Vi liAMPION FlRE A' D BUR- 
 _...r 1'rooi S;,!e, l vviih HalFs Patent Powder Proof 
 Locks, afford the greatest security ol any Safe in the world. 
 Also. Sideboard and Parlor Safes, ol elegant workmanship 
 and finish, for plate, <fcc s. C. HERRING & CO., 
 
 251 Broadway. 
 
 JAMES MELENFY, (SUCCESSOR TO SAMUEL 
 Hopper,) Grocer, and Wholesale and Retail Dealer in 
 Pure Country Milk. Teas, Coffee, Sugars & Spices. Flour, 
 Butter, Laid. Cheese, E°gs Arc No. 158, Eighth Avenue, 
 Near lSth Street. New York. Families supplied by leaving 
 their address at 'he Store. 
 
 BOOT 4- SHOE EMPORIUMS. EDWIN A. BROOKS, 
 Importer and Manufacturer of Boots, Shoes & Gaiters, 
 Wholesale and Retail, No. 575 Broadway, and 150 Fulton 
 Street, New York. 
 
 yC SPEDON AND BAKER'S STATIONERY WARE- 
 1*1 house and Envelope Manufactory, Nog. 29, 31, and 
 33, Beekman Street, New York. 
 
 Envelopes of all patterns, styles, and qualin, on hand, 
 and made to order for the trade and others, bj Steam Ma- 
 chinery. Patented April 8th, 1856. 
 
 COZZENS' HOTEL COACHES,— STABLE, Nos 34 and 
 36 Canal Street, New York. 
 I will strive bard to please all those generous citizens 
 who will kindly favor mc with their patronage. 
 
 EDWARD VAN RANST. 
 
 JW MASON, MANUFACTURER, WHOLESALE and 
 , Retail dealers in all kinds of Chairs. Wash Stands, 
 Settees Ac. 377 & 379 Pearl Street, New York. 
 
 Cane and Wood Seat Chairs, in Boxes, for Shipping. 
 
 j.iENJAMIN JONES, COMMISSION DEALER, IN Real 
 li Estate- Houses and stores and lots lor sale in all 
 parts of the city. Office at the junction of Broadway, 
 Seventh Avenue, and Forty-Sixth Street. 
 
 |?ULL:Y1ER AND WOOD, CARRIAGE Manufacturers, 
 V 239 West 19ih Straet, New York. 
 
 Horse shoeing done with despatch, and in the most sci- 
 ent lie manner, and on reasonable terms. 
 
 \\f E. KNAPP'S NEWS DEPOT, 279 BLEEKER ST., 
 VV • near Harrow street. Subscriptions for Dailies, 
 Weeklies, and Monthlies, which will be served as soon as 
 issued. 
 
 CHEAP PERIODICAL AND PAMPHLET BINDERY, 
 No. 50 Ann street, N. Y. F. S. Ptttman, successor to 
 to II. H. Randall. Mr. Gouverncur Carr and N. S. Putnam 
 have purchased an inteicst in the euncern. 
 
 PC. GODFREY, STATIONER, BOOKSELLER, AND 
 • General News dealer, 831 Broadway, New York, 
 near 13th street. 
 
 JOHN B. WEBB, BOAT BUILDER, T18 WATER STREET 
 My Boats are of models and materials unsurpassed by 
 those of any Boat Builder in the World. Give me a eall, 
 nnd if I don't please you, I will diadain to charge you for 
 what does uot entirely satisfy you. JOHN B. WEBB. 
 
 A L ANSON T. BRIGOS— DEALER IN KLOUR BARRELS, 
 Molasses Casks, Water, and all other kinds of Casks. 
 Also, new flour barrels and half-barrels; a large supply 
 constantly on hand. My Stores are at Nos, 62, 63, 61, 69, 
 7::, T.\ 77 and 79 Rutger's Slip ; at 235, 237, and 239 Cherry 
 street ; also, in South and Water streets, between Pike and 
 Rutger's Slip, extending from street to street. My yards in 
 |,Vlll Lmsburgh are at Furman & Oo.*a Dock. My yards in 
 New York are nt the corner of Wafer and Gouverncur 
 ; and i V,\.-hin^t<<n street, near Canal ; and at Le- 
 i .\ Place. My general Office is at C4 Rutger's Slip. 
 
 A LAN SOX T. BRIGGS. 
 
 I^ULTON IRONWORK S.— JAMES MURPHY & CO., 
 . manufacturers of Marine and Land Engines, Boilers, 
 <fcc. Iron and Brass Castings. Foot of Cherry street, East 
 
 River. 
 
 Li 
 
 RADD1CK & HOGAN, SAlLMAKERS, No. 272 South 
 Street, New York. 
 Awnings, Tents, and Bags made to order. 
 
 JESSE A. BRADDICK, 
 RICHARD HOGAN. 
 
 \*/ILL!AM M. SOMERVILLE, WHOLESALE AND 
 t V Retail Druggist and Apothecary, 205 BJeecker-st , 
 corner Mihetta, oppositeCottage Place, New York. All the 
 popular Patent Medicines, fresh. Swedish Leeches. Cup- 
 ping, &c. Physicians' Prescriptions accurately pi< pared. 
 WM. M. SOMERVILLB, 
 
 AW, v T. iil ME, MERCHANT TAILORS. No. 
 . • 82 Sixth Avenue, New York. We keep a large and 
 elegant assortment of every article that a gentleman re- 
 quites. We make Coats, A ; ests and Pants, alter the latest 
 Parisian fashions, and on reasonable terms. 
 
 A. W. & T. HUME. 
 
 THE WASHINGTON, By BARTLETT &' GATES, 
 No. 1 Broadway, New York. Come and see us, good 
 friends, ami cat aud drink and be merry, in the same capa- 
 cious and patriotic halls where the immortal Washington's 
 voice and laugh once reverberated. 
 O come to our Hotel, 
 And you'll be treated well. 
 
 BARTLETT & GATES. 
 
 N. CENIN, FASHIONABLE HaTTER, 214 Broad- 
 way New York. 
 
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 BENIN'S I. ^DIES* & CHILDREN'S OUTFITTING 
 Bazaar, 513 Broadway, (St Nicholas Hotel, N. Y.) 
 
 i^DWARD PHALON & SON, 497 ami 517 Broadway, 
 J New York — Depots for the sale of Perfumery, and 
 every artirle connected with the Toilet. 
 
 We muvintiodnee the "BOUQUET D'OGARITA, or 
 Wild Flower of Mexico," which is superior to any thing of 
 the kind in the civilized world. 
 
 EDWARD PHALON & SON. 
 
 EXCELSIOR PRINTING HOUSE, 211 CENTRE ST., 13 
 furnished with every facility, latest Improved presses, 
 and the newest styles of type — for the excution of Book, 
 Job and Ornamental Printing. Call and see specimens. 
 
 C1UARLES FRANCIS, SADDLER, (ESTABLISHED IN 
 J 1S0S,) Sign of the Golden Horse, 39 Bowery, New York, 
 opposite the Theatre. Mr. F. will sell his articles as low as 
 any other Saddler in America, and warraut them to be equal 
 to any in the World. 
 
 HN. WILD, STEAM CANDY MANUFACTURER, No. 
 • 451 Broadway, bet. Grand and Howard streets, New 
 York. My Iceland" Moss and Flaxseed Candy will cure 
 Coughs and Sneezes in a very short time. 
 
 JAMES GRIFFITHS, (Late CHATFIELD A GRIFFITHS,) 
 No. 273 Grand St., New York. A large stock of well-se- 
 lected Cloths, Cassimeres, Vestinps, &c , on hand. Gent's, 
 Youths' and Children's Clothing, Cut and Made in the most 
 approved style. All cheap for Cash. 
 
 J AGATE & CO., MEN'S FURNISHING GOODS 
 i and Shirt Mannfacturers, 256 Broadway, New York 
 
 Shirts made I) order aud guaranteed to fit. 
 J. AGATE, F. W. TALKINGTON. 
 
 BILLIARD TABLES.— PHELAN'S IMPROVED BIL- 
 Iiard Tables and Combination Cushions— Protected by 
 letters patent, dated Feb. 19, 1856 : Oct. 28, 1S5G ; Dec. 8, 
 1S57; Jan. 12, JS58. The recent improvements in these 
 Tables make them uusurpassed in the world. They are 
 now offered to th6 scientific Billiard players as combining 
 speed with truth, never before obtained in any Billiard T^ble. 
 Sales-rooms Nbs. 786 and 76S Broadway, New York. Manu- 
 factory No. 53 Ann Street. 
 
 O'CONNOR & COLLENDOR, Sole Manufacturers. 
 
 Q L. OLM STEAD, IMPORTER, MANUFACTURER 
 k5» and Jobber of Men's Furnishing Goods, No. 24 Bar- 
 clay Street, corner of Church, New York. 
 
 CD. HATCH, I11LLER <fc MERSEREAU, Importers 
 i and Jobbers of Men's Furnishing Goods, and Manu- 
 facturers of the Golden Hill Shirts, 99 Chambers Street, N. 
 E. corner Church Street, New York. 
 
 LA. ROSENMILLER, DRUGGIST, NO. 172 EIGHTH 
 t Avenue, New York. Cupping & Leeching. Medi- 
 cines at all hours. 
 
Volume I.— No. 12.] 
 
 SATURDAY, JULY 10, 1858. 
 
 [Price 2 Cents. 
 
 Bennett, Barnum, and Gerard. 
 
 Three precocious villains stripped to tlie shin. 
 — Precious, and startling, and thrilling 
 under-current revelations for the people. — 
 Read ! Read ! Read ! 
 
 EennctCs daily nrgence of the immediate 
 creation of a Tax Payer's Party is one of bis 
 old tricks, and is the detected burglar's hoarse 
 cry of stop thief. Bennett got me to intro- 
 duce Alfred Carson as a Candidate for Mayor, 
 just after his exciting Fire Report of 1850. I 
 wrote several articles in favor of Carson for 
 the Mayoralty, and Bennett published them, 
 when lo! one rainy morning, I awoke, and 
 opened the Herald, and the hypocritical old 
 villain had another Candidate. I asked him 
 if he intended to drop my old friend Carson, 
 and he said no, but he thought he would try 
 to bring another candidate into the field, ju?t 
 for a little fun, and that I could write about 
 three editorials a week for Carson, and flatter 
 him as much as I chose, and he would publish 
 them. This was on Monday. On Wednesday, 
 I caught him closeted with a formidable can- 
 didate for the Mayoralty, and on Saturday, he 
 very cautiously introduced a third Candi- 
 date for the Mayor's honors. As these 
 were all wealthy men, and as Carson was 
 very poor, and perceiving that Bennett un- 
 questionably intended to sell Carson, and per- 
 haps had already done so, I went to him in a 
 towering rage, and charged him with treach- 
 ery to myself and Carson. He smiled like 
 Richard and Iago, and assured me that he 
 should support Carson down to the last hour 
 of the election. But 1 could not believe him ; 
 so I went to Carson, on Sunday morning, and 
 wrote his famous declination of the Mayoral- 
 ty, which rocked the parties of that day to 
 their foundations with infinite delight, as every 
 traffic politician had trembled to his toes, since 
 the introduction of Carson's potent and honest 
 name for the Mayoralty. When I carried 
 Carson's Card to the Herald office, on Sunday 
 evening, Mr. Bennett was absent, having gone 
 to the country with Judge Russell and his 
 lady. But Frederic Iludson was there— (his 
 Aminadab Sleek Secretary,) who expostulated, 
 and strove by every artifice in his prolific re- 
 sources, to induce me not to publish Carson's 
 Card until I had seen Mr. Bennett. But I de- 
 manded him to let the Card appear on the 
 following morning, and told him that himself 
 and Bennett should be ashamed of themselves 
 for striving to sell Carson through me, and 
 that 1 believed Bennett had already received 
 thousands of dollars for his contemplated sell 
 of Carson, in favor of one of the wealthy can- 
 
 didates. My withdrawal of Carson led to the 
 election of Ambrose C. Kingslaud, a very il- 
 literate man, and one of the meanest of the 
 human species, and the oiliest and biggest 
 conspirator and public thief since the days of 
 the Roman Cataline. In 1853, Bennett asked 
 me to introduce the name of Alderman A. A. 
 Denman, of the Sixteenth Ward, as a candi- 
 date for Mayor, to whom I was imparting the 
 rudiments of the English language, athis house 
 in Nineteenth street. Denman was Chairman 
 of the Committee that reported favorably at 
 ray request, on awarding the Corporation 
 Printing to the Herald at $3,000 per annum, 
 and the other journals at $1,000. Bennett 
 seemed grateful to Denman for his favorable 
 Printing Report, and I really thought he was 
 sincere in his contemplated advocation of 
 Denman for the Mayoralty ; and I saw Den- 
 man, and he permitted me to iue his name in 
 connection with the Mayoralty, aud I began 
 to write articles, and published them in the 
 Herald, strongly recommending Denman to 
 the Mayoralty. At this time, Denman was 
 one of the most popular men in the demo- 
 cratic party, and his annunciation for Mayor, 
 confused the leaders and aspirants of all par- 
 ties. Presto! Bennett announces another 
 candidate, in a sort of a half-and-half black 
 mail way, and I instantly withdrew Denman, 
 who was sadly disappointed at the loss of the 
 Mayoralty honors, and joined the in jst bloated 
 thieves of all parties, in the odious Common 
 Counsel of 1852 and 1853, and he was soon 
 forever lost as an honorable public man. Aud 
 now this Scotch reprobate comes forward, 
 without a blush on his vicious cheeks, and 
 prates of a Tax Payer's Party, in order to ef- 
 fect some hellish thievish purpose. Perhaps 
 his object is to nominate Judge Russell, or 
 Fire Marshal Baker, or Galbraith, or some of 
 his roguish go-betweens and thimble-riggers 
 for Mayor, so that he can occupy the pleasant 
 relations of Peter Cooper to Mayor Tiemann, 
 his amiable son-in-law. But how the intelli- 
 gent tax payers of the Metropolis can be so 
 easily and so often bamboozled by this super- 
 ficial Scotch Juggler, is a mystery to me, 
 when they all know that he has always fa- 
 vored vice, and stabbed virtue. And if there 
 ever was a candidate for office, during Ben- 
 netts long editorial career, whom he did not 
 sell, or if there ever was a truly virtuous as- 
 pirant for public honors, whose election Ben- 
 nett ever sincerely advocated before the peo- 
 ple, without a cash consideration, I should like 
 to see the most extraordinary anomaly. Ben- 
 nett very ingeniously plasters his victims with 
 disgusting panegyric, for a brief period, when 
 
 he lets loose the dogs of Tartarus, and while tin y 
 devour them, he tills bis cotters with gold from 
 every candidate in the field, to whom he has 
 pledged his support. But he is very old, and 
 the devil will soon have him, and millions 
 will rejoice when old Nick drags him to his 
 fervent realms, and begins bis merited tortures. 
 And it will require wasteless years to burn 
 the sins from his infamous and loathsome and 
 nauseous carcase. The creation of James Gor- 
 don Bennet's Tax Payer's Party, after his 
 cash advocation of all the abandoned scamps 
 of America to office for thirty years, is the 
 most amusing proposition of the age. And 
 yet the omnipotent ballot stutters may come 
 to his rescue, and adopt his plans. And why 
 should they not? Is not Barnum again 
 abroad, and about to shake the world with 
 another humbug. Barnum has grown pro- 
 digiously affluent since the Hard times began, 
 and since money became scarce, aud since 
 people began to starve, and since the elements 
 of Pluto leveled his Oriental Palace to the 
 ground, (which was highly insured!) and 
 above all, since ho took as partner, that cun- 
 ning old rat, James W. Gerard, who, like Dick 
 Connolly and Simeon Draper, is ever found 
 in all political camps. Gerard was the real 
 originator of the Joice Heath imposture, and 
 all of Barnurn's humbugs, aud has borne him 
 through all his financial clock troubles, for 
 which ho has got enough from Barnum to en- 
 able him to sustain his chariots and postilions 
 and magnificent establishment in Gramercy 
 Park until he dies. It was Gerard who in- 
 troduced Kingsland for Mayor, and other 
 successful candidates, and, in the dark, ad- 
 vocated Fernando Wood's course down to 
 his disastrous exodus from public life. And 
 it was Gerard who sustained Matsell through 
 all his infamous career, down to the famous 
 meeting in the Tabernacle, and in the Legis- 
 lative lobby, even going into the seats of 
 members, and coaxing them in various ways 
 to spare Matsell. Aud it was Gerard who, 
 after Wood had fallen, went into the camp of 
 Tiemann, where he is now, in order to cut 
 the throats of Tiemann and the Coopers the 
 first opportunity, and is at this moment, in 
 collusion with Bennett in the formation of a 
 TaxPayer's Party. "All things to all men" 
 is the motto of Gerard, and he has played his 
 card adroitly for nearly half a century. But 
 he has now probably got his last set of false 
 teeth, and his last wig, and will probably soon 
 die of old age like his old friend Bennett, who 
 have operated together in ambuscade, for thirty 
 unbroken years, in all the political villainy that 
 has been concocted during this long and event- 
 
9 
 
 STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALEIGATOR. 
 
 ful period. No matter who succeeds in the 
 elections, Gerard and Bennett are in the tri- 
 umphant camp?, as now : Bennett in Buchan- 
 an's White House, and Gerard in Mayor 
 Tieinann's confidence, and both playing into 
 each others hands, like Draper and Connolly. 
 Picolomini is the last card that these jugglers 
 will play. Gerard is a snob and a dandy, and 
 an Opera exquisite, and it was he, (through 
 Barnum,) who introduced Jenny Lind to the 
 Americans, and got Bennett, for a large sum, 
 to abuse Barnum and Jenny Lind, as an ad- 
 vertisement. Bennett did not get less than 
 $80,000 from Gerard and Barnum for his daily 
 abuse of Jenny Lind and Barnum. I was 
 daily in the Herald office in those days, audi 
 often saw Barnum closeted with Frederic 
 Hudson, and James Gorden Bennett. And 
 Gerard and Barnum have already arranged 
 with Bennett, and paid him the cash down, to 
 abuse Picolomini, while the Times and 
 THbune and many other journals are to be 
 paid to praise her. And such a yell as we 
 shall have on her arrival, will frighten the 
 rats and cats. For, in this funny world, blar- 
 ney is regarded as sincere praise and evidence 
 of merit, while detraction is persecution, 
 which verdant people won't tolerate, and 
 especially when hurled at such fascinating 
 creatures as Fanny Elssler, or Jenny Lind, or 
 Picolomini. This' is certainly a very curious 
 world, and, like Dr. Franklin, I am curious to 
 know if our spiritual existence is to be as 
 curious as our material ; and I am extremely 
 anxious to learn if Bennett, Barnum, and Ger- 
 ard are to have an eternal abode in Heaven? 
 
 NEW YOKK, SATURDAY, JULY 10, 1858. 
 
 STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S "ALLIGATOR" CAN BE 
 obtained at all hours, (day or night,) at wholesale and 
 retail, at No. 128 Nassau Street, Near Beckman Street, 
 and opposite Koss <fc Tousey's News Depot, New Yoik. 
 
 The Fourth of July-General Washington 
 in Tears—The Decline of American In- 
 tegrity and Patriotism. 
 
 There was a formidable mutiny in the Army 
 of the Revolution, arising from the inability 
 of the Government to pay the officers and 
 soldiers, who assure Washington that, in order 
 to provide food and raiment for their wives 
 and children, they should return to their 
 homes, and cultivate their neglected fields, 
 and pursue their various peaceful avocations, 
 if their salaries were not paid on a stated day. 
 Washington invites the prominent leaders to 
 meet him, and they accept his cordial invita- 
 tion. The Hall is rilled at an early hour with 
 the bravest officers of the American camp, 
 whom the village bell summons to hear an 
 Address from their great Commander, and as 
 its doleful reverberations expire on the even- 
 ing air, Washington enters with unwonted 
 dignity and gloom, and ascends the rostrum, 
 and seats himself, and unfolds his Address to 
 his noble and impoverished comrades. He sits, 
 with one hand on his heart, and the other 
 over his temples and unearthly eyes, and is 
 apparently absorbed in grief and prayer. The 
 silence of the tomb pervades the martial 
 audience, and all seem to regard the hour as 
 the most momentous in human history, as the 
 return of the officers and soldiers to their 
 homes, at this solemn crisis of the Revolution, 
 might prove to be the funeral of liberty, and 
 of patriots throughout the World. Washing- 
 ton approaches the desk, and stands like a 
 statue, when neither whisper nor respiration 
 can beheard, throughout the mournful throng. 
 With haggard cheeks, and without repose for 
 three successive nights, he wipes the copious 
 tears from his blood-shot eyes, and moistens 
 
 his parched mouth with water, and strives 
 hard to articulate, but his big heart is so full, 
 and his lips quiver so rapidly, and his tears 
 fall so fast, that his speech is paralysed, and 
 his vision blinded, 'lite officers regret their 
 rashness, and breathe heavy sighs, and recline 
 their heads in silent grief, and some weep 
 aloud, which kindles their feelings into a 
 general lamentation, and the patriotic ladies 
 tin-ill the entire assemblage with their pierc- 
 ing ejaculations. Washington strives to sum- 
 mon 'his wonderful self-possession, (which 
 never deserted him till now,) and he rallies 
 his resources like the dead of the resurrection, 
 when he breathes these figurative truths, in 
 the voice of it celestial being : " My beloved 
 Companions: You know that I have grown 
 gray in yourservice, and now you perceive that 
 1 am growing blind." And while he utters 
 these touching words, his iron nerve again 
 succumbs, and he moistens his manuscript 
 with the waters of his supernatural heart. He 
 seats himself, and buries his face, and weeps 
 as in his spotless childhood. The valiant 
 officers, (who had never faltered amid the 
 carnage and thunders of battle,) are utterly 
 overwhelmed by Washington's tears, and they 
 depart for their respective quarters, and relate 
 what has transpired, which infuses new forti- 
 tude and patriotism and unconquerable valor 
 in the breasts of the desponding and mutinous 
 soldiers, who rush to arms with the wild and 
 irresistible impetuosity of Greene and Putnam, 
 and the liberties of America are soon achiev- 
 ed. What a withering rebuke is this to the 
 public thieves and traitors of the present gene- 
 ration. The only hope of our country is in 
 the early appearance of a race of men like 
 Washington, Jefferson, Franklin, Madison, 
 Adams, Hamilton, Jackson, Calhoun, Clay, 
 and Webster. With such corrupt and brain- 
 less wretches at the head of the American 
 Press as Bennett, Greeley, and Raymond, 
 with their gangs of mercenary scribblers in 
 collusion with official robbers in the Munici- 
 pal, State, and National Capitols, may the 
 Good Being who heard the prayers of Wash- 
 ington (amid the snow, and blood, and hunger, 
 and nakedness of the Revolution) have mercy 
 on the great body of our people, who are 
 threatened with general pillage and despotism 
 by the vampires whom editors — in collusion 
 with bands of thieves and assassins — fraudu- 
 lently elect to the highest posts of emolument 
 and honor. The official robbers of a nation's 
 treasury arc the uncompromising foes of the 
 toiling millions, and of human freedom. O 
 then let the virtuous and industrious classes 
 rally, and drive back the pernicious burglars 
 of their firesides. And on the coming Na- 
 tional Sabbath, let the pure and patriotic 
 youth and meritorious age go up to the Altars 
 of our Fathers and our common God, and 
 swear a ceaseless crusade against the plunder- 
 ers of our country, and the dastard monsters 
 who would distract, and divitle, and alienate 
 the affections of our countrymen, on whose 
 fidelity to Washington and the Union impend 
 the hopes and happiness and liberty of the 
 human race for eternal years. 
 
 Let the Supei-risors watch the operations of 
 Richard B. Connolly, who has prowled around 
 the Aldermen and Councilmen and Super- 
 visors for several years, from whom he has 
 had not a farthing less than $1,000,000 since 
 he has been County Clerk. The Supervisors 
 alone voted him $316,000 for the printing of 
 his musty and worthless Records, which no 
 paper manufacturer would have purchased, 
 nor even carted to their factories as a dona- 
 tion. And they are of less value to the pub- 
 lic in their printed form, than to the paper 
 makers. It is a study, and a sad one for the 
 tax payers, to see Dick Connolly and George 
 II. Purser sitting in the Boards of Aldermen 
 
 and Councilmen and Supervisors at almeist 
 every session, for many years past, watching 
 and nudging and coaxing the members to vote 
 for their plundering enactments. These two 
 scamps have never been naturalised, and have 
 perjured themselves, since they cast their first 
 ballots. But they don't perjure themselves 
 any more in that way, as they don't daro 
 vote, and have not voted since I exposed their 
 alienage, three years since. They have pack- 
 ed more Grand and Petit Juries, and con- 
 demned and imprisoned and hung more inno- 
 cent men, and robbed the City and Albany 
 Treasuries to a greater extent than any other 
 two public thieves and precocious monsters 
 who walk the streets of New York. And 
 both of these precious rascals now announce 
 themselves as candidates for Comptroller! 
 And they intend to buy their nomination and 
 election with the very money they have steden 
 and are stealing daily from the peojde. O that 
 there was a Brutus or Cincinnatus to rebuke 
 these villains, and to stab them down, and to 
 thus shame and scourge the people for per- 
 mitting such villains to go unpunished. 
 
 I will soon show some of the mysterious 
 currents of the Metropolis, and establish the 
 friendly relations of Horace Greeley and Dana 
 with Dick Connolly and Simeon Draper, in 
 reference to the Alms House Spoils, and other 
 extensive pickings and stealings. It is amus- 
 ing to me to often see Greeley's Tribune white- 
 wash the rakish and thievish TenGovernors. I 
 will also show he>w Connolly and Draper hold 
 their influence with the Cornier and Enquirer, 
 Evening Post, and Commercial Advertiser. 
 And how Dick and Sim silence the mercenary 
 growls of the Herald. Fred Hudson and 
 Galbraith and Bennett and Fire Marshal 
 Baker could disclose these little matters, but 
 as they could not do it without implicating 
 themselves in stupendous villainy, I shall have 
 to show how the black mail growls of the 
 Herald are quickly silenced. The Institution 
 of Death is a clincher to these devils. O, if 
 such scoundrels as Connolly and Draper and 
 Hudson and Bennett could only live always, 
 they wemld have a nice time, but when they 
 see a funeral, or have a deadly gripe in the 
 direction of their wicked livers,' they shudder 
 with horror, and pray harder and louder than 
 a stout noisy Methodist darkey minister, until 
 the gripe has passed away, and they have a 
 fresh hold on dear life again, when their nervo 
 returns, and they steal more, and oppress the 
 tax payers and poor consumers with less re- 
 morse than before they had almost a fatal 
 gripe. But the worms and the devil will soon 
 grab their thievish flesh and bones, and then, 
 O Moses! what a precious feast they will 
 have. 
 
 O the grave ! the grave ! 
 Mourns for the poor slave ; 
 But for public thieves, 
 The grave never grieves. 
 
 The Lives of Peter Cooper and Jamba 
 Gordon Bennett are omitted this week. My 
 Journal is so small, and my advertisements 
 increase so rapidly, that I shall not be able to 
 continue the lives of these distinguished men 
 in every issue. But in my next number, the 
 Lives of Cooper and Bennett will appear. 
 These men have silenced those who have 
 threatened to publish their wicked antece- 
 dents, but they will never silence me, only 
 through imprisonment, or poison, or assassi- 
 nation, which I have reason to believe they 
 contemplate. All the wholesale dealers 
 stopped selling the Alligator three weeks 
 since, lest Bennett would not let them have 
 the Ikrabh for their country agents. I strove 
 to fasten the fact upon him, that he directed 
 the wholesale dealers to stop selling the Alli- 
 gator, and if I had nailed upon his forehead 
 his Napoleonic edicts to suppress the liberty 
 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S AUIGATOR. 
 
 and circulation of the American Press, I would 
 have deliberately gone into his office, and shot 
 him dead. No foreign unnaturalised scab 
 like Bennett, shall trample with impunity the 
 precious rights, and the glorious liberty that 
 George Washington and my Grandfather be- 
 queathed tome. So, Mr. Bennett, and Fred. 
 Hudson, just have a care, and I implore yon 
 in your persecution, to keep your keen eyes 
 strongly riveted on the last feather that broke 
 the poor camel's back. 
 
 It is very strange what has become of the 
 sterreotype plates containing James Gordon 
 Bennett's curious relations with Fanny Elssler, 
 during her famous sojourn in America. Can 
 you inform me, Boss & Tousey, where they 
 are ? If you will tell me, I will not tell Ben- 
 nett that you told me, which will not give 
 him a pretext to stop your supply of Heralds 
 again, by which you told me you lost several 
 thousand dollars. Besides, if he does, you can 
 get rich fast enough by selling the Ledger and 
 Alligator. So tell us where these myste- 
 rious plates can fie found. Perhaps they are 
 on storage in Philadelphia. "Who knows?" 
 as the amiable Dr. Wallace very often says at 
 the close of his abrupt and hurried Herald 
 editorials, when he is thirsty or hungry, or 
 wants to go to the Theatre or Opera. 
 
 Mr. Erben, the Trinity Church Organ 
 Grinder, will please inform me if he owns a 
 house in Baxter street, and if the character 
 of the inmates are as respectable as himself, 
 and especially the females. James Gordon 
 Bennett will also please go into Baxter street, 
 and ascertain and inform me if Mr Erben's 
 house is as reputable as Helen Jewett's old 
 residence, at, No. 41 Thomas street. Speak 
 out, Satans Numbers One and Two. 
 
 I had to omit the continuation of my Life 
 this week, which will appear in the next num- 
 ber of the " Alligator." 
 
 Mayor Daniel F. Tiemann's Forced Se- 
 duction of a Lady on Randall's Island- 
 Simeon Draper's Lascivious Propensities 
 —Most Damning Revelations 
 
 Some years since, there was a lovely do- 
 mestic circle in our city, consisting of a hus- 
 band, wife, and three children. The father 
 died, and the widow was cast upon the world, 
 without means to feed and clothe and educate 
 her precious offspring. She had been the fa- 
 vorite daughter of affluent parents, and was 
 educated by the ablest teachers. In conver- 
 sation, she was eloquent and impassioned, and 
 her fluent and melodious words, as they flowed 
 from her red and pouting lips, and her even 
 and pearly teeth, fascinated all who had the 
 envied fortune to linger on her luxuriant lan- 
 guage, and pretty smiles, and dimples, and 
 most extraordinary purity of expression. 
 Governor Simeon Draper fastens his voluptu- 
 ous eyes upon her, and her fate is sealed. 
 Three years since, Gov. Draper proposes that 
 she become a matron on Randall's Island, and 
 she accepts his proposition, and he procures 
 her a situation. After she began to discharge 
 her matron duties, Governors Draper and Bell 
 (now Supervisor), entered her domestic apart- 
 ment on Randall's Island, and asked her what 
 she had in the next room, pointing their fin- 
 gers to her bed room. She said they might 
 look for themselves. They replied: "What 
 are yon afraid of?' She said: "I am not 
 afraid, hut I do not desire to go into a bed- 
 room with two gentlemen." They then seized 
 her, and strove to drag her into her bedroom, 
 when she resisted and finally screamed, which 
 alarmed them, and they withdrew their hands, 
 and said : " You need not be afraid to go with 
 us into the bed room, singly, as we know that 
 you have lets friend go with you into your 
 
 bed room ever since your husband died, and 
 enjoy your fascinations to his heart's content." 
 She said: "If my friend has done the thing 
 of which you speak, neither of you shall." 
 Governors Draper and Bell then retired, but 
 Draper soon returned, and proposed to buy 
 two cloaks for two handsome girls who were 
 about to leave the Institution, and said that 
 she should go to the city and buy them, and at 
 the same time purchase one for herself, regard- 
 less of price, and send the bill to his office, and 
 he would pay it. She objected on the ground 
 that if she accepted the proposition, he would 
 expect licentious favors in return. Draper 
 said that he was so anxious to stay with her, 
 that he would'ntmind giving her $50 in cash. 
 She said that she feared her friend would 
 hear of it, and withdraw his affections, and 
 might kill him, and perhaps her, as he truly 
 loved her, and was of a very jealous and im- 
 pulsive nature. Draper said she needn't be 
 afraid, as he could never hear of it. She 
 then accepted his proposition to go to the city 
 and purchase the cloaks, and directed the bill 
 to be sent to his office, which was done, and 
 he paid it. At this time, a fervent friendship 
 was budding into bloom and blossom, between 
 herself and Governor Daniel F. Tiemann, to 
 whom she immediately disclosed all that had 
 transpired between herself and Governors 
 Bell and Draper. Tiemann affected great ex- 
 asperation, and wrote her statement, (which 
 terribly excoriated Draper,) with the design 
 of presenting it to the Ten Governors in open 
 session. This alarmed her, and she told her 
 friend what had occurred, and that Governor 
 Tiemann was about to expose Governors Bell 
 and Draper to the Board of Ten Governors, 
 and to the whole world, to which he strongly 
 objected, as it might involve them in a com- 
 mon ruin, and he urged her to request Gover- 
 nor Tiemann not to present the document. 
 And he assured her, if she permitted Gover- 
 nor Tiemann to do this favor for her, that he 
 might soon want her smiles and beauty and 
 caresses and embraces, (like Bell and Draper), 
 as a requital for his apparently disinterested 
 and meritorious services in her behalf. She 
 saw Tiemann, and the document was sup- 
 pressed. Draper heard of her movements, 
 and became jealous of her partiality for Tie- 
 mann, and he had her suspended. But Tie- 
 mann had her reinstated. When Bell and 
 Draper's time expired as Alms House Gover- 
 nors, Gov. Tiemann immediately resolved that 
 her friend should not visit the Island, as the 
 first movement to his contemplated seduction 
 of the beautiful matron. And he was so de- 
 termined, that he resorted to the daring effort 
 to exclude him, even after he obtained a per- 
 mit. For Gov. Tiemann clearly saw that 
 while her friend visited her, he (Tiemann) 
 would have a poor chance to gratify his own 
 lust. Tiemann finally succeeded in ejecting 
 her friend from the Island, and on a dark and 
 rainy afternoon, slyly meandered into her 
 apartment, and after some loving smiles, and 
 dulcet words, and melting sighs, and tender 
 glances, he drew his chair towards her, 
 and began to feel of her. She long resisted 
 his extraordinary amorous movements, and 
 struck him twice, and scratched and bit him, 
 and terribly exhausted him and herself in 
 their mutual struggles, and thought she had 
 conquered him. But in his last desperate 
 rally, he overpowered and vanquished her, 
 and she had to let him go his whole length, 
 and he accomplished his most hellish purpose. 
 Her boy was living in the West, and wrote to 
 her, that he was not only displeased with his 
 relatives, but with the western country, and 
 desired to return to New York. She showed 
 the letter to Gov. Tiemann, and told him that 
 she had not the money to spare to defray his 
 expenses homo. He asked her how much it 
 would cost. She said $15, when he gave her 
 
 $f0, assuring her that he would not have it 
 known for the world, that he let her have 
 money to pay her son's expenses home. Sho 
 quieted his fears, by assuring him that she 
 would never disclose it. She sent the money 
 to her boy, and he came home. Gov. Tiemann 
 then got him a situation, but the boy had seen 
 Tiemann take improper liberties "with his 
 mother, and as he strongly suspected he had al- 
 lured her from the paths of virtue, he very 
 indignantly refused to accept the situation 
 tendered by Gov. Tiemann. But in eight 
 months afterwards, Gov. Tiemann obtained 
 another place for the boy, and after unceasing 
 importunity, he finally persuaded the boy to 
 accept a situation in Broadway, where he now 
 is. Last Autumn she had an interview with 
 her friend in this city, when he charged her 
 with sexual intercourse with Governor Tie- 
 mann. She burst into a tremendous flood of 
 tears, and cast herself into his arras, and crav- 
 ed his forgiveness in rending accents. He 
 asked her why she had long permitted Gover- 
 nor Tiemann to use her beautiful person. She 
 said that as he was poor, and Governor Tie- 
 mann rich, and had foiled Draper in her sus- 
 pension, and had elegantly furnished her 
 apartments on the Island, and had paid the 
 expenses of her boy from the West to the city, 
 and had got him a good situation in Broad- 
 w r ay, and had made her magnificent donations 
 in jewelry and apparel, and had let her have 
 money when she asked him, — and fearing that 
 if she refused to gratify his lust, he would in- 
 stantly have her dismissed as Matron, to en- 
 dure again the tortures of penury,— that in 
 view of all this, she had let him have sexual 
 intercourse with her whenever he desired. 
 But that she despised him for his wickedness, 
 as he was a Church Member, in good stand- 
 ing, and as he professed to be one of the lead- 
 ing Reformers of the age. Her friend asked 
 her how much money he had given her, and 
 she said: " Quite a large sum, some of which 
 I have deposited in a Bank," and she told 
 him the name of the Bank. She also told 
 him where the chairs, sofas, mirrors, stoves, 
 ifcc, were purchased, and showed him the re- 
 ceipted bills, which she placed in his hands, 
 and he has them now. She then besought his 
 pardon, and assured him that she would leave 
 the Island, and come and live and die in his 
 affectionate embraces. He forgave her, and 
 she returned to the Island, and told Governor 
 Tiemann that she desired to leave and return 
 to her friend's humble abode, which alarmed 
 Tiemann, who implored her in tears to remain, 
 and he would protect her as long as he lived, 
 and when on the eve of death, he would make 
 ample provision for her support during her 
 life. They were together in her apartment, 
 for ten successive hours, in a most exciting 
 and harrowing scene, when he promised to 
 give her $500 on the following day, and she 
 finally yielded, and remained, and is at the 
 Island now, both as a Matron and as Mayor 
 Tiemann's Mistress. Her friend was so exas- 
 perated with her double treachery, that he 
 went to one of the Ten Governors, (who is 
 now in the Board,) and disclosed in w'riting 
 under his signature the entire villainy of Tie- 
 mann. The Governor in question sent for 
 Tiemann, and asked him if the statement was 
 true, when ho colored into a ball of fire, and 
 left in shame and silence. The Governor did 
 not expose Tiemann, in consequence of his 
 innocent and interesting family, and his aged 
 father, and his numerous relatives, including 
 the versatile Peter Cooper, whose adopted 
 daughter Mayor Tiemann married. These 
 revelations will cause the worthy citizens of 
 New York to bend their heads in sorrow, to 
 behold a man of Mayor Tiemann's exalted 
 professions of purity and piety, guilty of 
 crimes that should consign him to the rack, 
 and to an eternal hell, 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGA TOR. 
 
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 hour of 12 o'clock. 
 
 NOTICE TO FARMERS AND MARKET 
 GARDENERS— City Inspector's Department, 
 N, u York, June 16, 1E5C — In conformity with thi 
 resolution, tli' 1 apace therein mentioned will lie p< 
 In* used as a phuje, by farmers and gardeners, 
 i potables and garden produce^ until th- '• 
 M daily— the use to be free of charge; 
 
 Resolved That permission hi*, and U hereby, given to farm- 
 ers and market gardeners, to occupy daily, until 12 M., free of 
 charge, the vaetmt sp-.ee of the noiihem and southern extrem- 
 ities of the intersection of Broadway and Sixth avenue, be- 
 tween Thirty-second and Thirty-tilth streets, without infring- 
 ing upon the streets which the said spare intersects, for the 
 purpose only of selling vegetables and market profane, o. their 
 own farms or gardens, under the supervision of the City In- 
 
 jUso by resolution of the Common Council, The use of 
 Gouvernenr slip is granted ta&rmera and gardeners for the 
 salo of produce from wagons. 
 
 GEO W. .MORTON, City Inflpeetor. 
 JOSEPH CANNING, SupHof Markets. 
 
 NOTICE— TO PERSONS KEEPING SWINE, 
 OWNERS OF PROPERTY WHERE THE SAME 
 MAY HE KEPT, AND ALL OTHERS INTERESTED. At 
 r in.- tin- of the Mayor and Commissioners ot Health, held 
 at the City Hall of the City of Now York, Friday, June 18th, 
 1868 the following preamble and resolutions were adopted : 
 
 Whereas, A large number of swine are kept in various por- 
 tions of the city ; and whereas, it ia the general practice of 
 persons bo keeping swine, to boil orlal and kitchen refuse and 
 garbage, whereby a highly offensive and dangerous nuisance 
 is created, therefore, be it" ,„■■•--. 
 
 Resolved, That this Board, of the Mayor and Commission- 
 ers of Health, deeming swine k« pt south of (80th) street, in 
 this city, t i be creative of a nuisance and detrimental to the 
 public health, therefore, the City Inspector be, and he is here- 
 by, authorized and directed to take, seize, and remove from 
 auy and all places and premises, all and every swine found or 
 kept on any premises in any place in the city of New York 
 B.uitherly of said street, and to cau*e all such swine to be re- 
 moved to the Public Pound, or other suitable place beyond the 
 limits of the city or northerly of said street, and to cause all 
 premises or places wherein", or on which, said swine may 
 have been so found or kept, to be thoroughly cleaned and puri- 
 fied as the City Inspector shall deem necessary to secure the 
 preservation of the public health, and that all expenses in- 
 curred thereby constitute a lien on the lot, lots or premises 
 from which sr'nd lunsaii.r- shall have been abated or removed 
 
 Resolved, That the foregoing resolutions shall take effect 
 from and after the first day of July next, and that public no- 
 tice Ik-, given of the same by publication in the Corporation 
 papers to that date, and that notice maybe given to persons 
 keeping swine by circulars delivered on the premises, and 
 
 that all violations of this order be prosecuted by the proper 
 legal authorities, on complaint from the City Inspector or his 
 oJicerd. _l 
 
 Citv Inspf.ctor's Department, ! 
 New York, June 18, 1858. J 
 All persons keeping swine, or up.m whose property or prem- 
 ises the same may be kept, are hereby notified that the above 
 resolutions will be strictly enforced from and alter the tirst 
 d\iy of July next. 
 
 GEO. W. MORTON, City Inspector. 
 
 CARLTON HOUSE, 496 BEO \l!\VAY,NEW 
 York. Bates and Holden, Fgjgggg^ ^^ 
 
 OREL .1. HOLDEN. 
 
 TRIMMING MANUFACTURERS. — B. 
 YATES k CO.. 639 Broadway, New York. 
 Cords. Tassels, Loops, Gimps, 
 and Gimp Bauds, 
 
 Fringes, 
 
 M. 
 
 COULTER, Carpenter.— I have loner 
 been engaged as a Carpenter, and I assure all who 
 will favor me with tin ril patrou»=<\ that I will build as good 
 houses or anything else in jnv toe, as any other carpenter in 
 
 .! N'.>v\oik. I will also be as reasonable in charges 
 for my' work as any other person. 
 
 WILLIAM COULTER, Carpenter. 
 
 t, New York. 
 
 G 
 
 N. GSNIN, FASHIONABLE HATTER, 214 Broad- 
 way, New York. 
 
 BENIN'S LADIES' & CHILDREN'S OUTFITTING 
 Bazaar, 513 Broadway, (St Nicholas Hotel, N. Y.) 
 
 PDWABI) 1'HaLON 4 SON, 497 anil 517 Broadway. 
 \ J New York— Depots for the sale of Perfumery, and 
 every article connected with the Toilet. 
 
 Wc nowilUrodUM the. " BOUQUET D'OGMUTA, or 
 Wild Flower of Mexico," which is superior to any thing of 
 the kind ia the civilized world. 
 
 KDU'ARD PH.M.ON & SON. 
 
 SAMUEL 
 
 SNEDEN, SHIP & STEAMBOAT BUILDER.— 
 My Office is at No. 31 Corlears street, New Yoik ; and 
 my yards and residence are at Greenpoint. I have built 
 Ship's and Steamers for every portion of the Globe, for a 
 lon^ term of years, and continue to do so on reasonable 
 
 SAMUEL SNEDEN. 
 
 R.ar of 21G East Twentieth 
 
 GERARD BETTS & CO., AUCTION AND 
 Commission Merchants, No. ICG, Wall street, corner of 
 Front Btrci t, New York. 
 
 TAMES DONNELLY'S COAL YARD — 
 
 t) Twenty-sixth street ana Second Avenue. I always have 
 all hinds of coal on hand, and of the very best quality-, which 
 I will sell as low as any other coal dealer ta t neLnvted States. 
 JAMES DUN£h Ji.Ll«x. 
 
 GOLD PENS.' 
 
 FOLEY'S CELEBRATED " G 
 For sale by all Stationers au-t Jewellt 
 OFFICE AND STORE, 
 
 IM BROADWAY. 
 
 WW. OSBORN, MERCHANT TAILOR, 
 • 9 Chamber street, near Chatham street, New York. 
 
 1 OIIX 11. WEBB, BOAT BUILDER, 718 WATER STREET 
 J Mv Boats are of models and materials unsurpassed by 
 those of any Boat Builder in the World. Give me a call, 
 and if I don't please you, I will disdain to charge you for 
 what does not entirely satisfy you. JOHN B. WEBB. 
 
 ALANSONT. BRIGGS- 
 Moll 
 
 DEALERIN FLOUR BARRELS, 
 ... .lasses Casks, Water, and all other kinds of Casks. 
 Also, new Hour barrels and half barrels; a large supply 
 constantly on hand. Mv Stores are at Nos. G'J, 63, 61, 69, 
 13, 75, 77'and 79 Rutger's Slip ; at 235, 287, and 289 Cherry 
 street; also, in South and Water streets, between Pike and 
 Ruber's Slip, extending from street to street. My yards in 
 Williamsburgh are at Furinan & Co 's Dock. My yards In 
 New York are at the corner of Water and Gouverneur 
 streets; and in Washington street, near Canal ; anil at Le- 
 rov Place. My general Office is at 64 Rutger's Slip. 
 3 ' h ALANSON T. BKIGGS. 
 
 SOLOMON BANTA, Architect, No. 93 Amos 
 
 . New York. I have built as many houses and store 
 United States, and I can 
 
 eoLc 
 
 as anv Architect in this city, or the United 
 
 produce voncheri to that effect ; and I Hatter niyselt that I can 
 
 builil edifices that will compare favorably, in point oi beauty 
 
 and durability, with those of any architect in this country. 
 
 am prepared to receive orders in my^line^of 
 
 93 Amos street. New Y uk. 
 
 usiness, at No. 
 SOLOMON BANTA. 
 
 FULTON IRON W R K S.-JAME8 MURPHY i CO., 
 manufacturers of Marine and Land Engines, Boilers, 
 &c. Iron and Brass Castings. Foot of Cherry street, East 
 
 River. 
 
 RaDDICK & flOGAN, SA1LMAKERS, No. 272 South 
 . Street, New Yoik. 
 Awnings, Tents, and Bags made toorder. 
 
 JESSE A. BRADDIOK, 
 RICHARD IIOGAN. 
 
 B 
 
 OBERT ONDERDONK — THIRTEENTH 
 
 Ward Hotel, 403 and 407 Grand street, corner of Clinton 
 street, New York. 
 
 R c 
 
 ILLIAM M. TWEED, CHAIR, & OFFICE 
 
 Furniture Dealer anil Manufacturer, 
 No. 289 Broadway, corner of Read street New York. Room 
 No! 15. 
 
 w 
 
 FRANCIS B. BALDWIN, WHOLESALE 
 and RETAIL CLOTHING St FURNISHING WARE- 
 HOUSE, 70 and 72 Bowery, between Canal and Heater Bttf., 
 New York. Large and elegant assortment of Youths' and 
 
 Boy, Clothing. 6 S^UKSt?' 
 
 F R BALDWIN has just opened his New and Immense 
 Eutablishment. THE LARGEST IN THE CITY! An en. 
 tire New Stock of GENTLEMEN'S, YOUTH'S and CHIL 
 D REN'S CLOTHING, recently manufactured-. by thi 
 workmen in the city, is now opened for inapt- 
 
 Buperiox stock of Burnishing goods. 
 
 of the Best Quality, and having been mi 
 priais, WILL BE SOLD VERY LOW! 
 nartment contains the greatest variety of 
 MERES, and VESTINGS. ' 
 
 Mi. BALDWIN has associated with him Mr. J. G. BAR- 
 NUM. who ha« had great experience in tlie business, having 
 been thirty years connected with the leading Clothing Es- 
 tablishments of the city. 
 
 beat 
 
 tiou. Also, a 
 All articles are 
 
 ■based during the 
 
 The Custom De- 
 
 CLOTHS. CASSI- 
 
 THOMAS A. DUNN, 505 EIGHTH AVENUE, 
 bae a very choice assortment of Wines, Brandies, Cor- 
 dials and Segars, which he will sell at prices that will yield a 
 fair profit. All my democratic, friends, and my immediate as- 
 sociates in the Boards of Aldermen and Conncilmen are re- 
 spectfully invited to call in their rambles throughEig bth Ave- 
 nue and enjoy a good Havana seaar, and nice, sparkling 
 champagne, and very exhileratiiig hraudy. For the segars, I 
 will charge my political friends and associates only five pence 
 each, and for the brandy only ten pence per half gill, ami for 
 the champagne only four shillings u glass, or two dollars a bot- 
 tle. 
 
 So call, kind friends, and sing a glee. 
 And laugh and smoke and drink wiih me, 
 Sweet Sangareo 
 Till you can't see : 
 ( Chorun— At your expense 1 
 
 (Which pays my rents,) 
 For my fingers do von see 
 O'er my nose gyrating free T 
 
 THOMAS A. DUNN, No. 50G Eighth avenue. 
 
 T 
 
 E D. 
 
 RUSSES 
 
 der Braces, Supporter: 
 Office, 4 Ann street, u 
 
 ELASTIC STOCKINGS, SHOTJIa- 
 Bauda-ses, 5tc. 11. L Parsons, 
 der the Museum, 
 
 WILLIAM M. SOMERVILI.E, WHOLESALE AND 
 Retail Druggist and Apothecary. 205 Blceckrr st , 
 corner Minetta, opposite Cottage Place, New York, Allthe 
 popular Patent Medicines, fiesh Swedish Leeches. Cup- 
 niii", <£c. Physicians' Prescriptions- accurslely p.epared. 
 1 '" VVM. M. bOMEItVII.LE. 
 
 A W. * T.HUME, MERCHANT TAILORS, No. 
 1\, 82 Sixth Avenue, New York. We keep a large and 
 elegant assortment of every article that a gentleman re- 
 qui es. We make Coats, Vests and rants, alter the latest 
 Parisian fashions, and on reasonable terms. 
 
 A. W. & T. HUME. 
 
 FASHION HOUSE— JOSEPH HYDE PRO- 
 prietor corner Grand and Essex street. Wines, Liquors, 
 and Cigars uf the host brands. He invites his friends to cive 
 him a call. Prompt and courteous attention given his patrons. 
 
 WILLIAM A. CONKLIN, ATTORNEY AND 
 COUNSELLOR AT LAW, No. 17G Chatham street, 
 
 Any business entrusted to his churjie from 
 
 ity or any part of the country, will receive prompt 
 
 and faithful attention, and be conducted on reasonable t.» nm. 
 
 New York 
 zensof thii 
 
 HERLINiVS PATENT CHAMPION FIRE AND BUR- 
 glar Proof Safe, with Hall's Patent Powder Proot 
 I ocks, afford the greases: security of any Safe in the world. 
 Also, Sideboard and Pailor Safes, of oiegant workmanship 
 and finish, for plate, &c. S. C. HERRING & CO.. 
 
 251 Broadway. 
 
 JAMES MELENFY, (SUCCESSOR TO SAMUEL 
 Hopper,) Grocer, and Wholesale and Retail Dealer in 
 Pure Country Milk. Teas, Coffee, Sugars & Spices. Flour, 
 Bnlter, Lard. Cheese, Eggs &c No. 158, Eighih Avenue, 
 Near 18th Street, Ne.w York. Families supplied by leaving 
 their address at 'he More. 
 
 J. 
 
 VAN TINE, 
 
 No. 2, Dey strci 
 
 SHANGAE RESTAURANT, 
 
 t. New York. 
 
 COREY AND SON, MERCHANT'S Ex- 
 change, Wall street. New York-Notaries Public and Com- 
 missioners.— United State's Pas.-porls issued in t!6 hours,— 
 Bills of Exchange, Drafts, and Ni.tei protested, — Marine pro- 
 tests noted and extended. 
 Usui noveuinu EDWIN F. COREY, 
 
 EDWIN F. COREY, Jr. 
 
 EDWIN A. BROriKS, 
 Importer and Manufacturer of Boors, Shies & Gaiters, 
 Wholesale and Retail, No. 575 Broadway, and 150 Fulton 
 Street, New York. 
 
 IlllOT d- SHOE EMPORIUMS. 
 
 riMIE WASHINGTON, By BARTLETT & GATES, 
 L No. 1 Brnadwav, New York. Come and sec us, good 
 friends, and eat and dink and be merry, in the same capa- 
 cious and patriotic halls where the immortal Washington's 
 voice and laugh once reverberated. 
 O come to our Hotel. 
 And \ou'll he treated well. 
 
 BARTLETT & GATES. 
 
 EXCELSIOR PRINTING HOUSE, 211 CENTRE ST., IS 
 furnished with every facility, latest improved presses, 
 and the newest styles of type— for the excution of Book, 
 Job and Ornamental Printing. Call and see specimens. 
 
 /1HARLES FRANCIS, SADDLER, .ESTABLISHED IN 
 V> 1808,) Sign of the Golden Horse, S9 Bowery, New York, 
 opposite Ihe Theatre. Mr. F. will sell his articles as low- as 
 any other Saddler in America, and warrant them to be equal 
 to anv In the World. . 
 
 HN Will), STEAM CANDY MANUFACTURER, No. 
 . 451 Broadway, bet. Grand and Howard streets, New 
 York My Iceland Moss and Flaxseed Candy will cure 
 Coughs and Sneezes in a very short time. 
 
 MC SPEDON AND BAKER'S STATIONERY WARE- 
 house and Envelope Manufactory, Nos. 29, 31, and 
 33. Beekman Street, New Yolk. 
 
 Envelopks of all patterns, styles, and quality, on hand, 
 and made to order for the trade and others, by Steam Ma- 
 chinery. Patented April 8lh, 1856. 
 
 COZ'/.ENS' HOTEL COACHES,— STABLE, Nos 34 and 
 3b Canal street. New York. 
 I will strive hard to please all those generous citizens 
 who will kindly favor me with th8ir patronage. 
 
 EDWARD VAN RANST. 
 
 JW. MASON, MANUFACTURER. WHOLESALE and 
 , Retail dealers in all kinds of Chairs. Wash Stands, 
 Settees 4c. 377 <fc 379 Pearl Street. New York. 
 
 Cane and Wood Seat Chairs, in Boxes, for Shipping. 
 
 MRS. S. S. BIRD'S LADIES' AND GENTLE- 
 men's Dining and OvsUt Soloons, No 31 Canal street, 
 near East Broadway, and 204 Division street, New York. 
 Oysters Pickled to Order. 
 
 IIENJAMIN JONES, COMMISSION DEALER, IN Real 
 O Estate. Houses and stores and lots lor sale in all 
 
 parts of the city. Ollice at the junction of Broadway, 
 
 Seventh Avenue, and Forty-Sixth Street. 
 
 IT-ULl.MER AND WOOD, CARRIAGE Manufacturers, 
 V 239 West 19lh Street, New York. 
 
 Horse shoeing done with despatch, and in the most sci- 
 ent.fic manlier, and on reasonable terms. 
 
 JAMES GRIFFITHS, (Late CUATFIELD & GRIFFITHS,) 
 No. 278 Grand St., New York. A large stock of well-se- 
 lected Cloths, Cassimeres, Vestings, Ac , on hand. Gent's, 
 Youths' and Children's Clothing, Cut and Made in Die most 
 approved style. All cheap for CaslL 
 
 J. 
 
 AGATE & CO., MEN'S FURNISHING GOnDS 
 and Shirt Manufacturers, 256 Broadway, New Y'ork 
 Shins made to order and guaranteed to fit. 
 J. AGATE, F. W. TALKINGTON. 
 
 ElILLIARD TABLES.— PIIELAN'S IMPROVED BIL- 
 > Laid TabUsand Combination Cushions— Protected by 
 letters patent, da'ed Feb. 19, 1856 : Oct. 28, 1856 ; Dec. 8, 
 1857: Jan. 12, 1858. The recent improvements in Hicso 
 Tables make them unsurpassed in the world. They are 
 now offered to the scientific Billiard players as combining 
 speed with truth, never before obtained in any Billiard Table. 
 Sales-rooms Nos. 786 and 768 Broadway, New York. Manu- 
 factory No. 53 Ann Street. 
 
 O'CONNOR 6c COLLENDOR. Sole Manulactorers. 
 
 O L. OLMSTEAD, IMPORTER, MANUFACTURER 
 !?>. and Jobber of Men's Furnishing Couds, No. 24 Bar- 
 clay Street, corner of Cnurch, New York. 
 
 /-I B. HATCH, H1LLER * MERSEREAU, Importer* 
 Kj> and Jobbers of Men's Furnishing Goods, and Manu- 
 facturers of Ihe Golden Hill Shins, 99 Chambers Street, N. 
 E. corner Church Street, New York. 
 
 LA ROSENMILLER. DRUGGIST, NO. 172 EIGHTH 
 ■ Avenue, New York. Cupping ft Leeehtug. Medi- 
 cines at all hours. 
 
AXiXc 
 
 Volume I— No. 13.] 
 
 SATURDAY, JULY 17, 1858. 
 
 [Price 2 Cents. 
 
 Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1857, by 
 
 STEPHEN H. BRANCH, 
 
 In the Clerk's Office of the District Court of the United 
 
 States for the Southern District of New York. 
 
 Life of Stephen H Branch. 
 
 "While Horace Greeley and myself were in 
 conversation over our breakfast at the Graham 
 House, Goss escorted Fred Douglas and lady 
 to the table, who took seats near us. I knew 
 not who they were, nor do I know that 
 Greeley did, but I think he did. They had 
 arrived the previous night, and this was my 
 first knowledge that Goss kept colored board- 
 ers, -who politely helped them, and took a seat 
 beside them, and conversed on their favorite 
 theme of anti-slavery. I stared at Goss and 
 Fred and lady and at Greeley, who gave me a 
 sly glance, and ate his bran mush and molas- 
 ses as though nothing unusual was transpiring. 
 I finished my mush, and retired, and felt that 
 Goss had perpetrated a gross impropriety. 
 And although I was then teaching negroes in 
 the kitchens of New York, amid slush and 
 kettles and frying pans, and thus evinced my 
 warm desire to elevate the whole African race, 
 yet my feelings were so grossly outraged by 
 this unnatural and disgusting amalgamation, 
 that I went to Major Mordecah M. Noah, (who 
 published a daily evening paper,) and told him 
 the whole story, who opened a tremendous 
 broadside on Greeley, who dared Noah to re- 
 veal the name of his informant, although he 
 knew I must be the man. I besought Noah 
 not to disclose my name, as I did not desire 
 to have a controversy with Greeley about 
 Graham bread and Africans. Noah promised 
 he would not, but he discharged such caustic 
 and unceasing broadsides, and poked so much 
 fun at Greeley, for breakfasting with negroes, 
 that he again ferociously demanded Noah to 
 disclose the name of his cowardly informant. 
 I again implored Noah to stand firmly, and 
 not to divulge my name. Noah said that he 
 did not see how he could avoid it, as Greeley 
 had made such a savage demand. But I in- 
 duced him, after long and plaintive importu- 
 nity, not to expose me, and Noah soon with- 
 drew his forces from Africa, and attacked 
 Greeley on his native hills of America, on the 
 subject of the Tariff and other themes. And 
 in their deluge of words and detraction, I did 
 not molest Noah, nor any of his descendants, 
 save to pawn some of my traps occasionally to 
 pay Goss my weekly board. Greeley snarled 
 and growled at me for weeks, but he had a 
 conciliatory nature, and magnanimously for- 
 gave me, and, (as after the quarrels of two 
 enthusiastic lovers,) we were better friends 
 than ever. I admired the humor and genial 
 
 nature of Major Noah, and I respected the 
 transcendental talents of Horace Greeley, but 
 I did not wish to be devoured by their gladia- 
 torial collisions, although I was the sole origin 
 of their editorial combat. Rhode Island was 
 now on the verge of civil war. My father 
 addressed the first assemblage at the old Town 
 j House, in Providence, against the revolution- 
 ! ary doctrines of Thomas Wilson Dorr, and 
 I harangued the friend's of Law and Order in 
 various parts of the State. My brother Henry 
 came to New York, and told me that my 
 father had received letters from the insur- 
 gents, warning him to prepare to meet his 
 God, and was insulted by ruffians while cross- 
 ing Providence bridge, who threatened to de- 
 stroy his property, if he did not cease his in- 
 flammatory speeches against them, and that 
 father defied them, and told them that they 
 might burn his houses, but they could not 
 burn his land. I went to Providence, and was 
 saluted by father in tones of the purest affec- 
 tion. I slept at his house, for several nights, 
 and joined the City Guards, and my company 
 was assigned a position on the west side of the 
 bridge, to guard the city from sunset till sun- 
 rise. News came that old General Green's 
 Kentish Guards, (cherished by Washington,) 
 of East Greenwich, commanded by Captain 
 Allen, had fired on the insurgents at Paw- 
 tucket, five miles from Providence, and killed 
 and wounded half a dozen of the rebels, and 
 my Company was immediately sent to relieve 
 the Kentish Guards. Just prior to entering 
 Pawtucket, the Dorr women belched from 
 their doors and windows the most disgusting 
 ejaculations, and I heard one virago exclaim : 
 " An't you a precious gang of soldiers ? You 
 look as though Providence had taken a power- 
 ful emetic." This was a hard dose, but it 
 came from one who bore the form and garb 
 of a lady, and we had to swallow it without a 
 murmur. Ex-Governor Earle came from 
 Pawtucket on the wings of lightning, and told 
 us it would be instant death for us to enter 
 Pawtucket without more men, but, much to 
 my regret, our Captain ordered us to follow 
 him into the town, whose streets were crowd- 
 ed with desperate outlaws, who were hooting 
 and hurling stones and fragments of iron at 
 the Kentish Guards, who were literally sur- 
 rounded by the mob. "When Captain Allen 
 saw our Company approach, he instantly ar- 
 rayed us against the insurgents for fatal action, 
 and, taking out his watch, told the beligerent 
 thousands present, that if they did not dis- 
 perse in ten minutes, he would tire upon them. 
 I suffered more in these ten minutes, than in 
 all my life, because I feared the rascals 
 
 wouldn't go, and we would have to fire at 
 them. I had the dyspepsia most horribly, 
 and had all my pockets stuffed with chunks 
 of Graham bread, for a warrior's rations, and 
 was reduced to an utter skeleton, and could 
 hardly hold my heavy musket perpendicularly, 
 and my bones fairly rattled when the bloody 
 words of Captain Allen fell upon my ears. 
 I had never fired a gun. but once, and that 
 was at a snake at Topsfield, Massachusetts, 
 and although the muzzle was within an inch 
 of his head, the ball passed int,o the ground, 
 and the snake tied before I could reload my 
 gun. And yet I feared I might shed human 
 blood, and perhaps kill one or more, if Cap- 
 tain Allen ordered my Company to fire at the 
 DorriUs. And I was very sure I would 
 fall like a dead man, from the effect upon my 
 dyspeptic nerves of fright and thundering 
 noise caused by the simultaneous discharge of 
 one hundred muskets. And I actually en- 
 vied the rebels who could escape from peril, 
 while I could not, as I had a gun, cap, and 
 knapsack, and was hemmed in by my com- 
 rades. I could not exchange my clothes, and 
 wa3 closely watched by the insurgents, and if 
 I left the ranks, I might be shot by my own 
 companions in arms, and if I escaped their 
 fire, the insurgents themselves might instantly 
 dispatch me. The fatal ten minutes had nearly 
 expired, and I supposed my time had come, 
 as I felt sure if we fired, that two thousand 
 ruffians would rush upon us, and hack us to 
 bleeding fragments. 1 looked up to the bril- 
 liant stars, but with all their cheerfulness and 
 fascination, I feared to have my soul approach 
 their glittering realms. I looked down upon 
 the green earth, and I desired not an eternal 
 abode for my butchered carcase below its 
 fragrant surface. To kill a man I thought 
 would be horrible, and forever cause unpleas- 
 ant dreams. But' to be killed myself, by the 
 enemy, seemed still more horrible. And I 
 resolved to put nothing but powder in my 
 gun, so that I could not kill or wound th« 
 Dorrites. I regretted that I could not slyly 
 tell them of my humane resolves, so that they 
 could evince similar clemency towards me, 
 when we came together hand to hand, and 
 foot to foot, and nails to nails, and nose to 
 nose, and belly to belly, and teeth to teeth. 
 The ten minutes elapsed, and the rebels re- 
 mained and yelled and stoned and defied us. 
 Captain Allen passed along the line, and told 
 us we had got bloody work before us, and be- 
 sought us to be firm, and reload our muskets 
 quickly, and fire at the hearts of our adver- 
 saries, and we would conquer them, although 
 they numbered thousands, and we only hun- 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 dreds. I came near falling at this intelligc; . 
 and leaned very heavily against, the soldi, s 
 on either side of me, who threatened to Bho t 
 me if I didn't stand straighter, which straigh - 
 ened me mighty quick. Captain Allen sp< 
 of American patriotism, and our duty to aOt 
 native State, and to the United States, and of 
 the valor of Green and Perry, hut I scarcely 
 heard what he said, as my terrified mind was 
 contemplating the horrors of an instant upd 
 Woody doom, and my gloomy prospects be- 
 yond the grave. Captain Allen takes out Us 
 watch, and draws his sword, and I look to- 
 wards Heaven, and engage in a most solemn 
 silent prayer, as I now expect to die in about 
 five minutes. 
 
 (To be continued to my last gun.) 
 
 A Primary Election at Peter Cooppr's 
 Funny Little Grocery -Groggery, at the 
 oorner of the Bowery and Stuyversant 
 Street, in 1820. 
 
 HALF AN HOUK BEFORE DAYLIGHT. 
 
 Peter— "Well, Jack, where are all the boys 
 you promised me? 
 
 Jack — They are asleep in the market. 
 
 Peter — Zounds ! Jack ! Arouse thein, or we 
 are lost. 
 
 Jack — They have one eye open, and the 
 gilded stuff will soon open the other. 
 
 Peter — Jack, what do you mean ? Have I 
 not kept open house for three days and nights, 
 and swilled yourself and comrades with liquor 
 for a week, and haven't you all been drunk at 
 my expense for several days ? By Jupiter 1 
 Jack! you won't desert me, after drinking so 
 much of my best rum, will you ? 
 
 Jack — The boys won't expose their eyes and 
 nose, and teeth and skulls, and bellies to the 
 sharp claws and big fists, and stones and clubs 
 of your political adversaries, without some 
 money in advance, to tickle the palms of the 
 surgeon and nurses at the Hospital. For doc- 
 tors and nurses won't trust the poi 
 know, and especially the boys who get their 
 skulls cracked at the primary elections. 
 
 Peter — Well, Jack, tell the boys that I will 
 fill them with good rum until the primary 
 election is over, and then, if I am victorious in 
 the Nominating Convention, I'll reward them 
 liberally with money. 
 
 Jack— (With his fingers whirling like a 
 windmill over his nose) — The boys an't so 
 green as to trust the politicians until they have 
 fought their bloody sieges, and elected them 
 to offices where they can steal fortunes from 
 the people, including many a chunk of choice 
 grub from our own mouths. No, no, Peter. 
 It won't do. Down with the cash, and all 
 will go well. 
 
 Peter — Have I not often got yourself and 
 friends out of the Watch House ? 
 
 Jack — And have we not long bought your 
 grog, although you adulterated it more than 
 other liquor dealers? And have we not fought 
 your public battles, and exposed ourselves to 
 imprisonment, and periled our lives to give 
 you political influence to liberate us from the 
 Watch House, when we got into a bad scrape 
 on your account? 
 
 Peter — You lie, yon thief and drunken vag- 
 abond, if you say I adulterated my liquor more 
 than other mm sellers. 
 
 Jack — Have a care, Peter, have a care, for 
 did I not catch yon in the very act of pouring 
 water by the pailfull into a ruin hogshead last 
 week, that was only about half full of spurious 
 alcohol, when yon began to adulterate it ? 
 
 Peter — I was afraid the boys would drink 
 so much, that they would not be sober enough 
 to whip my political enemies to-day, if I did 
 not adulterate my pure and strong rum, which 
 came from Jamaica only last week. 
 
 Jack — That will do, Peter — that will do, for 
 you always could tell a smoother and bigger 
 lie than me, and I give it up. 
 
 Peter — Come, come, Jack — this won't do. 
 The sun will soon be climbing the eastern hills, 
 and there's no time to be lost. What's to be 
 done? 
 
 Jaek — Fork over, Peter, and we'll die, if 
 necessary, in our effort to .stuff the ballot 
 boxes, and keep them stuffed all day, and drive 
 your foes from the polls, and seize the boxes 
 at sunset, and count the votes in favor of your 
 delegates to the Convention. 
 
 Peter — Will you be true? 
 
 Jack — As money to the poor man. 
 
 Peter — Then awake the boys, and let them 
 all come quickly, and get some stuff. 
 
 Jack (Scampers to the market) — Get up, 
 you lazy drunken thieves, and run for your 
 lives to Peter Cooper's, and get some precious 
 stuff. (They all spring from the butcher 
 stalls, and run like bloodhounds for Peter's 
 groggery.) 
 
 Jack — Here we are, Peter. 
 
 Peter — So I perceive. (They all slyly smile 
 and wink, and screw their expressive mouths.) 
 
 Jack — Shall I help the boys to some grog, 
 Peter, while you are counting out our primary 
 wages ? 
 
 Peter — O yes, but don't give them too stiff a 
 horn, Jack, as 1 fear they will all get dead 
 drunk before sundown, and then I'll surely be 
 defeated, as the hardest fighting will be after 
 the poles are closed. So, boys, please drink 
 moderately until the election is over, and fight 
 like bull dogs till the result is declared, and 
 then, if I am the conqueror, you can all get 
 drunk on my toddy for a week or month. 
 
 Jack — That's the talk. Them's our views, 
 an't they, boys? 
 
 All (drinking) — Well — they are. 
 
 Peter — There, Jack, there's your share, and 
 now you divide the balance among your honest 
 and noble companions. 
 
 Jack — Boys — do you hear the compliments 
 of our candidate? 
 
 All — Well — we do, and he is a man of his 
 ;w ','. tfni #eTl put bin 1 tl ifvtgh. 
 
 Jack — (Putting all the money in his pocket) 
 — Scissors! boys! Look down the Bowery ! 
 There come, on the full jump, about forty 
 bullies with Ned, the murderer, at their head, 
 screaming and beckoning his bloody gang to 
 follow him. 
 
 Peter — God! Stand by me, friends, or 
 I'll be murdered before the polls open. For 
 Ned threatened to kill me yesterday, if I didn't 
 withdraw my name as a candidate. So, don't 
 let him and his desperate band murder me. 
 For I'm sure they will, if you abandon me. 
 O dear ! Do stand by me, brave young gen- 
 tlemen ! Won't you? Please do? (He be- 
 gins to cry.) 
 
 Jack — Here they come, and they are armed 
 with clubs, knives and pistols. 
 
 Peter— Lordy! (And he crawls under 
 the counter, and gets behind a rum cask, and 
 is as quiet as a young rat.) 
 
 Ned (bursting through the door, and his 
 cronies smashing the windows) — I understand 
 you stuffed the ballot-box last night for Peter 
 Cooper, and intend to carry the election to- 
 day, by spurious ballots already deposited. 
 
 Jack — You are a liar. (They close, and 
 Ned throws Jack, and mauls him awfully.) 
 
 Ned — Go in, boys, and give no quarter, 
 and drag Peter Cooper from behind the rum 
 cask, under the bar, and give him a dreadful 
 flogging, for not withdrawing in favor of my 
 candidate. 
 
 Peter — O spare me, Ned, spare me, and I'll 
 withdraw from the field. 
 
 Ned — Shut up, Snarlyow. Give it to him, 
 boys, and knock his teeth down his throat, 
 and make his nose as red as his crimes, and 
 his eyes as black as his heart. Hit him again, 
 and avenge his robbery of his poor old Aunt. 
 
 Peter — O spare me, kind gentlemen, and I'll 
 give you all tho rum I've got in the bar, and 
 down cellar, too. 
 
 Ned — Close your jaws, Shylock. Your time 
 is come. (Jack now,rallies, and a bloody col- 
 lision ensues, and two are stabbed, and one 
 shot, and Peter is terribly beaten, and thrown 
 into the cellar, ] ut soon crawls up stairs, and 
 Peter's friends fly for their lives.) 
 
 Peter — (sitting on a ram cask, with his nos- 
 trils blocked with coagulated blood, and his 
 face mashed to a jelly, and Ned and his bullies 
 drinking, laughing, singing, and dancing) — O 
 dear me, I wish somebody would come and 
 relievo me from the clutches of these awful 
 men. 
 
 Ned — (throwing a glass of rum in the face 
 of Peter) — No impudence, Peter. Another 
 insolent word, and I'll skin you. (The Police 
 now rush in. and, after a bloody struggle, ar- 
 rest Ned and all his followers, and drag them 
 to prison.) 
 
 (To be continued.) 
 
 SitjilUK f. iraiufc's ^Uiptffr. 
 
 NEW YORK, SATURDAY, JULY 17, 1868. 
 
 STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S "ALLIGATOR" CAN BE 
 obtained at all hours, at wholesale and retail, at No. 114 Nas- 
 sau Street, (Second Story), near Ann Street, New York. 
 
 A Precious Fossil. 
 
 Mayor Tiemanii's trickery and treachery to 
 the Americans thoroughly exposed. 
 
 The following Card was placed in every 
 house and store and workshop in 1843, by 
 direction of Daniel F. Tiemann, and was pub- 
 lished in all the newspapers of that memo- 
 rable period : 
 
 "TO THE VOTERS IN THIS HOUSE. 
 The inclosed Ticket is presented by the 
 American Republican Party, for your suffrage 
 — it is composed exclusively of Americans 
 who have withdrawn from the great contend- 
 ing parties of the day, for the sake of the 
 ooi trj ..id ;:.-• institutions; their character 
 anil standing in the community is well known 
 to be unexceptionable and highly honorable ; 
 they have pledged themselves, if elected, to 
 support and carry out the principles of this 
 party, which are as follows, viz : — 
 
 1st. We maintain that tho Naturalization 
 Laws should be so altered as to require of all 
 Foreigners who may hereafter arrive in this 
 Country, a residence of twenty-one years, be- 
 fore granting them the privilege of the Elec- 
 tive Franchise ; but at the same time, we dis- 
 tinctly declare, that it is not our intention to 
 interfere with the vested rights of any citizen, 
 or lay any obstruction in the way of Foreign- 
 ers obtaining alivlihood or acquiring prop- 
 erty in this country ; but on the contrary, 
 we would grant them the right to purchase, 
 hold and transfer property, aud to enjoy and 
 participate in all the benefits of our country, 
 (except that of votng and holding office,) as 
 soon as they declare their intentions to be- 
 come citizens. 
 
 2d. We advocate the repeal of the present 
 Common School Law, and the re-establish- 
 ment of the Law, known as the Public School 
 Law. 
 
 3d. We maintain that the Bible, without 
 note or comment, is not sectarian — that it is 
 the fountain-head of morality and all good 
 government, and should be used in our Pub- 
 lic Schools as a reading Book. 
 
 4th. We are opposed to a union of Church 
 and State in any and every form. 
 
 5th. We hold that native Americans, only, 
 should bo appointed to office, to legislate, ad. 
 minister, or execute the Laws of their own 
 country. 
 
 These are our principles — if yon like them, 
 we ask your support, for the enclosed Ticket. 
 We believe the time has come when we ma}', 
 with truth, exclaim, "Delay is dangerous." 
 The above principles aim at Kchtintf evih, 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALL1GATOK. 
 
 3 
 
 which have grown to such enormity as to 
 threaten seriously our dearest and most sacred 
 rights. We have waited loug aud anxiously 
 for some movement from among other parties 
 to check these evils, and we have waited in 
 vain. The only hope that remains, is for 
 Americans to organize a new party, to com- 
 bat and counteract them. This we have done. 
 The Presidential question we have nothing to 
 do with. — We invite you to our Standard : it 
 is raised in the cause of Civil and Religious 
 Liberty, and no true American can tight 
 against it. It is the same Banner that was 
 raised by Americans in '76. 
 
 DANIEL F. TIEMANN, President. 
 
 J. B. Dennis, Secretary. 
 
 New York, November 1, 1843." 
 
 This will do pretty well for a man whose 
 father is a Holland Dutchman, and cannot now 
 speak the American language so as to be easily 
 understood, — who is appointing the ejected 
 garroters of European Capitals, to, the most lu- 
 crative and honorable positions, while poor and 
 honest and intelligent Americans (for whom 
 he professed such boundless love in 1S43,) 
 are haughtily denied the humblest appoint- 
 ments in his gift, — who has toiled with sleep- 
 less vigilance, — since his recent election as 
 Mayor by the Americans, — to reinstate the 
 odious George W. Matsell, and who has, after 
 an arduous struggle, succeeded in effecting the 
 reappointment of Captain Leonard, a Canadian, 
 and of Captain Dowling, an Irishman, (both 
 of whose naturalization papers I would like to 
 see, or the man who has seen them,) who 
 were smuggled back to their old quarters by 
 Cooper, Gerard, Tiemann, Bowen, and Strana- 
 ham, to cut the throat of Seward, and to dif- 
 fuse poison through the Police Department, 
 and to re-create the perjured carcase of Mat- 
 sell on the ruins of Tallmadge and Win. Curtis 
 Noyes, his noble son-in-law. Tiemann as- 
 pires to the honors of a Governor, and himself 
 and his brother Edward Cooper, (the Street 
 Commissioner, and the own son of Peter 
 Cooper,) are appointing all the ruffians of 
 both hemispheres to office, to effect the nomi- 
 nation and election of Tiemann as Governor 
 of the Empire State. But Peter, and Daniel, 
 and Edward will be foiled. No man can at- 
 tain the distinguished honors of America, who 
 prostitutes his own integrity and that of his 
 fellow citizens, to effect his ungodly designs. 
 Aaron Burr and other ambitions rogues tried 
 that experiment, and they were resisted and 
 foiled by the God who loves and protects our 
 beloved America, and they went down to 
 ignominious graves, whose ashes will beloathed 
 and tra i pled by a thousand generations. 
 Mayor Tiemann is a ninny and a hypocrite — 
 has basely disowned his native Holland skies 
 — has never been naturalized — bamboozled the 
 Americans in 1843 and 1857 — loves neither 
 American nor foreigner, nor his God — but 
 adores himself and Peter Cooper, and fears 
 George W. Matsell and his Matron Mistress 
 on Randall's Island, whom he forced and 
 nearly strangled, while he committed a deed 
 of hell, in the violation of her person, for 
 which, in any city of Europe, he would be 
 dragged to a dungeon or the block, and per- 
 haps torn to pieces in the market place, by 
 the indignant and phrensied populace. 
 
 Editorial Career of James Gordon 
 Bennett. 
 
 john kelly's home. 
 Enter John in tears. 
 John's Mother — Well, dear Johnny, why do 
 yon cry so hard ? Where on earth did you 
 come from? Have you been fighting, and did 
 you act the coward, and get whipped, and run 
 home? Speak, my darling boy, and speak 
 quickly, so that your dear mother can sympa- 
 thise with yon. 
 
 John — (still crying) — Dear mother, my 
 heart is so full of woe, that I cannot speak. 
 
 Mother — (begins to cry) — O, God ! I fear 
 something awful has happened to my adored 
 son, and that he is -injured internally, and 
 will soon die. (Falls on her knees, aud clasps 
 her hands, and wails in piteous tones, and 
 implores God to spare her son.) 
 
 John — (seizing her)— Don't cry. dear mother, 
 my heart, not my form, is bruised. 
 
 Mother — And who bruised your big heart? 
 Did a ruffian throw a stone, or kick you, or 
 strike your heart with his fist ? O tell me 
 quickly, so that I can fell him to the earth. 
 
 John — Neither, good mother, neither. I 
 spoke figuratively, when I said my heart was 
 bruised. 
 
 Mother — And an't figures facts ? How 
 strangely you talk, dear Johnny. Did not 
 your old mother go to school, and did she not 
 cipher as far as Distraction? And when you 
 say your poor heart is bruised figuratively, 
 you talk from the Rule of Distraction, don't 
 you ? Mr. Daboll used to say so, before you 
 was born. Go to, my son, go to, for your old 
 mother is not so far distracted as not to under- 
 stand figures as far as Distraction. 
 
 Father (just emerging from a profound nap) 
 — What is'all this row about? 
 
 Mother — Some rowdy has bruised Johnny's 
 heart. 
 
 Father — Where is my hat ? I'll pursue the 
 rascal. 
 
 John— Hold, father, hold, and you, mother, 
 please calm your nerves, and listen to my 
 brief but plaintive story. 
 
 Father — Go on, dear son. 
 
 Mother — And we will judge impartially. 
 
 John — I have left Mr. Bennett. 
 
 Mother — Good Lord ! For what? 
 
 John — Because he wanted me to tell lies. 
 
 Mother— (falling)— God! O God! We 
 are hungry and nearly naked, and may soon 
 be houseless, but thou hast blessed us with an 
 honest boy, which is a far more precious boon 
 thai food and raiment and shelter. (And she 
 utters a long and fervent and grateful prayer to 
 God, for the unwavering integrity of her be- 
 loved son, while Johnny and his father weep 
 alovid on their bended knees.) 
 
 Father (the distracted mother still prostrate 
 on the floor) — John : Did Mr. Bennett pay you 
 what he owed you? 
 
 John — He offered to, but I would not take 
 it. 
 
 Father— Why ? 
 
 John — Because I thought he got it dis- 
 honestly, as he wanted me to tell lies. 
 
 Father — My landlord was here to day, and 
 I told him I expected some money from Mr. 
 Bennett for your services, and he will be here 
 this evening, for his rent, and I fear he will 
 turn us into the street, when I tell him that I 
 cannot pay him. 
 
 John — I am very sorry, father, that you 
 will be cast into the street, on my account. 
 (The father weeps, and the mother springs to 
 her feet, and kisses Johnny, and swears that 
 if the landlord attempts to drive them into the 
 open air, she will dash his brains out.) 
 
 John (putting on his hat, and with one hand 
 on the latch) — Don't cry, dear father and 
 mother, nor he excited and unhappy in my 
 brief absence. 
 
 Mother — Where are you going, Johnny? 
 
 John — I am going round to the fire engine 
 house, to see a noble young fireman, who is 
 a warm friend of mine, and whose father is 
 very rich, and I am sure he will cry when I 
 tell him that my poor old father and mother 
 are sick and hungry, and are about to be 
 thrust into the street. 
 
 Mother (on the verge of despair) — Tell him 
 our mournful story, Johnny, but do not beg. 
 No, my Johnny, for God's sake, don't beg. 
 Let us all die before wo implore alms. Your 
 
 mother is too proud to have her son descend 
 to chat. Don't beg, Johnny, don't beg, I im- 
 plore you. It is my last prayer to my dear son. 
 
 John — I could not beg, mother. I would 
 die before I would thus degrade myself and 
 noble parents, who have seen fairer days than 
 these. Besides, my friend is humane, and so 
 are his parents, and I am sure I will not have 
 to beg him to relieve us." It will be sufficient 
 for him to learn of our destitution, and that 
 we became utterly poor, because I would not 
 tell lies for James Gordon Bennett. 
 
 Father — Go, my son, to your young fireman 
 friend, and tell your story in your own way. 
 I'm sure you will never degrade your father 
 and mother, after your refusal to lie for Mr. 
 Bennett. 
 
 Mother — Go, Johnny, and soon return to 
 your distracted parents, aud let them know 
 their fate. 
 
 John (kissing his mother, and warmly press- 
 ing bis father's hand) — Good bye, father and 
 mother, and I'll soon bring you pleasing news, 
 and a deliverance from abject penury. (He 
 goes ) 
 
 Eren ing — Enter Landlord. 
 
 Landlord — Well, Mr. Kelly, have you got 
 my rent? 
 
 . Mr. Kelly — No, sir. My son has left Mr. 
 Bennett, because he wanted him to tell lies. 
 
 Landlord — For what? 
 
 Mr. Kelly — Because he wanted him to lie. 
 
 Landlord — What a fool your son must be. 
 
 Mrs. Kelly — Don't you call my son a fool, 
 sir. God loved George Washington because 
 he would not lie, and made him the Liberator 
 of his country. 
 
 Landlord — That's all gammon. Washing- 
 ton was an old Federalist, and an old knave 
 aud fool, and could swear and lie as hard as a 
 delinquent tenant. 
 
 Mrs. Kelly (throws the tea pot, full of 
 scalding water, at his head) — Take that, you 
 miserable old tory and miser. (The landlord 
 rushes upon Mrs. Kelly, when Mr. Kelly, for- 
 getting Ins rheumatic leg, flies at him like a 
 tiger, and while they grapple, and level their 
 deadly blows, with Mrs. Kelly pouring hot 
 water down the neck and back of the land- 
 lord — in comes John, and his young fireman 
 friend, who both seize the landlord, and hurl 
 him down stairs, and kick him into the street, 
 amid the frantic yells of all the neighbors. 
 John then introduces the young New York 
 Fireman to his father and mother, who re- 
 ceive him with courtesy and fervor.) 
 (To be continued.) 
 
 Fools. 
 
 Bennett and Hudson (through their influ- 
 ence with the wholesale news dealers,) sup- 
 posed they could check the circulation of the 
 " Alligator," among the honest masses, who 
 have been kicked and cuffed and sold by the 
 Bennett's, and Greeley's, aud Raymond's, 
 since the immortal Pudding Dinner of Benja- 
 min Franklin, to the wicked aristocracy and 
 tories of Philadelphia, who threatened to crush 
 Franklin's bold and independent Journal, but 
 who got egregiously mistaken. Stop my 
 "Alligator!" Eh? You could as easily 
 dam the thundering torrents of Niagara, that 
 have sublimely rolled into their rocky beds 
 for nnnumbered ages. Withhold my "Alli- 
 gator" from the glad embraces of the intelli- 
 gent and industrial classes ! Lh ? First strive 
 to roll back the Father of Waters to its sour- 
 ces in the mountain wilderness, or beat back 
 the God of Day, or stop the Revolutions of 
 the Globe! Stop my "Alligator!" Eh? 
 Fools, fools, fools ! 
 
 I have received the first number of " Tlie 
 Fact" whose editors are Win. B. Smith and 
 D. A. Oasserley. It is about the size of the 
 " Alligator," and full of interesting matter. 
 I hope it will be liberally patronised. 
 
Advertisements— 25 Cents a line. 
 
 Credit— From two to four seconds, or as long as the Ad- 
 Tertiser can hold his breath I Letters and Advertisements to 
 be left at No. 114 Nassau street, second story, front room. 
 
 gTEPHENILBRANCH'SALLIGATQR. 
 
 IS 
 
 OTIOE TO FARMERS AND MARKET 
 
 OARnENER.S_--C.TV Inspectors Departm^t 
 New York, June lb, 1858._Iu conformity with the followiS 
 resolution, the space therein mentioned will be permitted to 
 be usedaa a place, by farmers ami gardeners, for thi .. 1. ,.( 
 vegetables and garden produce, until the hour of IS o'clock 
 
 M., daily— the use to be free of chare, 
 
 Resolved That permission he. and is hereby, given to farm- 
 ers and market rardenera, to occupy daily, until 12 M., free of 
 charge the vacant space of the northern and southern extrem- 
 ities of the intersection of Broadway and Sixth avenue I 
 tween Tbtoy-seoond and Tnirty.fi fth streets wiftouftofri^ 
 
 ,ug upon the streets which the ssi.i space intersects, "' rthe 
 
 purposeoulyoi selling vegetables and market produoe oftheir 
 
 sTto " ° r eUS ' lm ' V ' r """' "'t"-i vision of the Citj In- 
 Also, by resolution of the Common Council, The use of 
 
 S.TS V 1 ™'" 1 to farmers and gardener, for th 
 sale ot produce from wagons. 
 
 9£?™£; MORTON, Citv Inspector. 
 JOSEPH CANNING, Sup't of Markets 
 
 Q & J. W. BARKER, GENERAL AUC- 
 
 Oe T10MEERS i REAI, ESTATE BROKERS. Loans 
 negotiated, Houses and Stores Rented, Stocks and Bonds 
 Sold at Auction or Private Sslo. 
 
 Also, FURNITURE SALES attended to at private houses 
 Office, 14 Pine street, under Commonwealth Bank. 
 
 CARLTON HOUSE, 496 BROADWAY, NEW 
 York. Bates and Holder}, Proprietors. 
 
 THEOPHILUS BATES. 
 OREL J. HOLDEN. 
 
 PRIMMING MANUFACTURERS. 
 
 *- YATES 4 CO , 639 Broadwav, Now York. 
 Fringes, Cords, Tassels, Loops, Gimps, 
 and Gimp Bands, 
 
 -B. S. 
 
 NOTICE— TO PERSONS KEEPING SWINE 
 OWNERS OF PROPERTY WHERE THE SIMP 
 MAY BE KEPT, AND ALL OTHERS QTOERESTED At 
 a meeting of the Mayor and Commissioners of Health i 'held 
 
 ibm e „ ci V'n JaU uf Uw a S "' ? ew v '" k > Fridky. WiBth, 
 
 18J8 the following preamble and resolutions were adopted • 
 
 H hercas, A large number of swine are kept in varibus por- 
 tions of the city ; and whereas, it is the geSeral practice of 
 person, so keeping swine, to boil offal and kitchen ret,,.-,, and 
 garbage, whereby a highly offensive and dangerous nuisance 
 is created, therefore, be it 
 
 Resolved, That this Board, of the Mayor and Commission- 
 era of Health, deeming swine kept south of (86th) street, iu 
 Sr I,'' nwrt™ l{ a ''.usance and detrimental to the 
 public health therefore, the City Inspector be, aud he is here- 
 by, authorized and directed to take, seize, and remove from 
 any and all places and premises, all and every swine found or 
 kept on any premises in anyplace in the city of New York 
 southerly of said street, ani to cause all such swine to be re- 
 moved to the Public Pound, or other suitable place bey ,nd the 
 limits of the. city or northerly of said street, and to cause all 
 premises or places wherein, or on which, said swine may 
 have been so found or kept, to be thoroughly cleaned aud puri- 
 fied as the City Inspector shall deem necessary to secure the 
 preservation ,.t the public health, and that all expellee, hi 
 enrred hereby constitute a lien on the lot. lots or premises 
 lilV'l A "on '",Y""r' »' 1 ? 11 1»™ been abated or removed 
 Resolved That the foregoing resolution, shall take effect 
 from and after the hrst day of July next, and that public no- 
 tice be given of the same by publication in the Corporation 
 papers to that date, and that notice may be given to peraom 
 keeping swine by circulars delivered on the premised, and 
 that all violations of this order be prosecuted by the proper 
 officers" ' Ut '"' 0U com P laint from the Cdty Inspector or nil 
 City Inspector's Department ) 
 .„ , . . New York, June 18, 1858. S 
 All persons keeping swine, or upon whose property or prem- 
 ise, the same may be kept, are hereby notified that the above 
 day ofJ°uT e t y cnfurced fr °™ and after the first 
 GEO. W. MORTON, City Inspector. 
 
 \jy~M. COULTER, Carpenter.— I have Ions' 
 
 T T been encaged as a Carpenter, and I assure all who 
 will tavor me with their patronage, that I will build as good 
 houses, or anything else in lay line, as any other car.., ute, ,„ 
 the city of New 1 ork. I will also be as reasonable in charges 
 tor my work as auy other person. 
 
 WILLIAM COULTER, Carpenter 
 Rear of 216 EaBt Twentieth street, New York. 
 
 GERARD BETTS & CO., AUCTION~AND 
 
 J-A Commission Merchants, No. 106, Wall street, corner of 
 rront street, New York. 
 
 N. GEN1N, FASHIONABLE HATTER, 214 Broad", 
 way. New York. 
 
 lENIN'S LADIES' 4 CHILDREN'S OUTFITTING 
 ' Bazaar, 513 Broadway. (St Nicholae Hotel, N. Y.) 
 
 I^DWARD PHaLON 4 SON, 497 and 517 Broadway, 
 -Lj New York— Depots for the sale of Perfumery, and 
 every article connected with the Toilet 
 
 Wo n.w introduce the "BOUQUET D'OGARITA, or 
 Wild Flower of Mexico," which is superior lo any thing of 
 the kind in the civilized world. " 
 EDWARD PIIALON 4 SON. 
 
 [AMES DONNELLY'S COAL YARD - 
 
 Twenty-sixth street and Second Avenue. I always h'av 
 
 „u i • i e J i -..-" -.- »,wuu ii,ciiiir, i aiwavs nave 
 
 ds of coal on hand, and of the very best quality' which 
 '»- coal dealer in the Unite's States. 
 
 I willaell as low as auv othc 
 
 JAMES DONNELLY'. 
 
 TROLLY'S CELEBRATED " GOLD PENS" 
 
 For sale by all Stationers and Jewellers 
 OFFICE AND STORE. 
 
 163 BROADWAY. 
 
 CJAMDEL SNEDEN, SHIP A STEAMBOAT BUILDER — 
 kJ My Office is at No. 81 Corlears street, New York ■ and 
 my yards and residence are at Greenpoint. I have built 
 Ships and Steamers for every portion of the Globe, for a 
 one; term of years, and continue to do so on reasonable 
 SAMUEL SNEDEN 
 
 T OHN B. W EBB, BOAT BUILDER, 71S WATER BTRKET 
 O My Boats are of models and materials unsurpassed by 
 those of any Boat Builder in the World. Give me a call 
 and if I don't please you, I will disdain to charge vou for 
 what docs not entirely salisfv you. JOHN B. WEBB 
 
 w, 
 
 W. OSBORN, MERCHANT TAILOR, 
 
 9 Chamber street, Dear Chatham street, New York. ' 
 
 COLOMON BANTA, Architect. No. 93 Amos 
 
 KJ street, New York. I have built as many homes and stores 
 as any Architect in this city, or the United States, and 1 can 
 £!i«d" l 'S-«" U l:1 J, r ' '° .'hat etlect ; and I flatter myself that I can 
 build edifices that will compare favorably, iu point of beauty 
 and durability, with those of any architect in this country I 
 am prepared to receive orders in my line ofbnsineu at No 
 SJAmos street. New York. SOLOMON BANTA 
 
 "ROBERT ONDERDONK — THIRTEENTH 
 
 7" . ^ ard P"V ''• ' 105 anJ 4U7 ° rand street > ^°rucr of Clinton 
 btreet, New lurk. 
 
 A L ,.^ S0N T ' BMOGS-DEALER IN FLOUR BARRELS, 
 f, 1 Molasses Casks, Water, and all other kinds of Casks 
 Also, new flour barrels and half barrels ; a large supply 
 constantly on hand. My Stores are at Nos. 62, 68, 6L 69 
 78, 75, 77 and .9 Rutger's Slip ; at 285, 287, and 289 Cherry 
 street ; also, ,n South and Water streets, between Pike and 
 Rutger 3 Slip extending from street to street. Mv yards in 
 Williamsburgh are at Furman 4 Co 's Dock. My yards In 
 New York are at the corner of Water and Gou'verneur 
 streets; and in Washington street, near Canal ; and at Le- 
 roy Place. My general Office is at 61 Rutger's Slip. 
 ALANSON T. BRIGG8. 
 
 FULTON IRON WORKS.-JAMES MURPHY 4 CO 
 manufacturers of Marine and Land Emrines, Boilers' 
 *c. Iron and Brass Castings. Foot of Cherry street, East 
 River. ' ~ M * 
 
 F EA ?r£l S B ' BALDWIN, WHOLESALE 
 
 HOUSF ? ,f TA l^ S L0TH l NO * FURNISHING WARE- 
 HOUSE. 70 and 72 Bowery, between Canal and Hester sts 
 2 ,?.',.,■• eB and " e Eaut assortment of Youths' and 
 
 Boy.' Clothing. F.B.BALDWIN 
 
 ,,,,.,,„„,„, ,, JG.BARNUM.' 
 
 *•».■ BALDWIN has just opened his New and ImmenBe 
 Establishment. THE LARGEST IN THE CITY' A " 
 
 DREN'S cr r)T°Hl'i?,. NTLEM , EN ' S ' Y °UTH'S an"d CHIL- 
 DREN S CLOTHING, recently manufactured by the best 
 workmen in the city, is now opened for inspection Also a 
 superior stock of FURNISHING GOODS. Al artick- are 
 of . t . he ,?, e »'Q | I^'y,. »nd having been purchased durin- the 
 crisis, WILL BE SOLD VERY LOW! The Custom 1), 
 
 Ceres' SaraTO^a*"' vari ' ,ty of 0LOTHS ' CASSI ' 
 
 w?£ BALDWIN has associated with him Mr. J. G. BAR- 
 
 NUM who has had great eiperience iu the business, bavins 
 been thirty years connected with the leading Clothing E». 
 tablishments of the city. * 
 
 THOMAS A. DUNN, 5U(i EIGHTH AVENUE 
 has a very choice assortment of Wines, Brandies Cor! 
 dials, and began, which he will sell at prices that will yield a 
 fair proht. All my democratic friends, aud my immediate as- 
 sociates m the. Boards of Aldermen and Councilmcn are re- 
 spectfully invited to call in their rambles througliEig nth Ave- 
 nue, and enjoy a good Havana segar, and nice, sparklm- 
 champagne, and very exhilerating brandy. For the segar. 1 
 will charge my political tnenris and associates only nvc'pence 
 each, and for the brandy only ten pence per half gill, aid for 
 the cnampagno only four •hillings a glass, or two dollars a bo" 
 
 So call, kind friends, and sing a glee, 
 And laugh and smoke and drink wii'h me, 
 Sweet Sangaree 
 Till you can't see : 
 ( Chorua — At your expense ! 
 
 (Which pays my rents,) 
 >or my fingers do you see 
 O'er my nose gyrating free 7 
 THOMAS A. DUNN, No. 506 Eighth avenue . 
 
 J \m TINE, SHANGAE RESTAURANT, 
 
 ** * No. 2. Dey Btreet, New York. ' 
 
 WILLIAM M. TWEED, CHAIR, & OFFICE 
 F urnituro Dealer and Manufacturer 
 No 15° Broa<lwa >'' CUTn,!I 0{ nt ' a ' 1 strtet New York. Room 
 
 TRUSSES, ELASTIC STOCKINGS, SHOUL- 
 
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 U D. Office, 4 Aun street, under the Museum. 
 
 "T^ASHION HOUSE.-JOSEPH HYDE PRO- 
 
 X pnetor corner Grand and Essex street. Wines, Liquors, 
 and Cigars of the best brands. He invites his friends to give 
 mm a call. I rompt and courteous attention given his patrons 
 
 BRADDICK 4 HOGAN, SA1LMAKEHS, No. S72 South 
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 Awnings, Tents, and Bags made to order. 
 
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 RICHARD HOGAN. 
 
 \yil-LlAM M. SOMERVIL1.E, WHOLESALE AND 
 »» Retail Druggist and Apothecary. 2U5 Blcecker St 
 corner Mmetta, opposite Cottage Place, New York Ail the 
 popular Patent Medicines, ftesh Swedish Leeches Cup- 
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 VVM. M. SOMEKVILLE 
 
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 A. W. & T. HUME. 
 
 WILLIAM A. CONKLIN, ATTORNEY AND 
 v COUNSELLOR AT LAW, No. 176 Chatham street, 
 New York. Any business entrusted to his charge from citi- 
 zensof this city or any part of the country, will receive prompt 
 and faithful attention, and bo conducted on reasonable terms 
 
 WILLIAM A. CONKLIN. 
 
 IT ERHINfi'S PATENT CHAMPION FIRE AND BUR- 
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 Also Sideboard and Parlor Safes, of elegant workmaushin 
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 1 No. 1 Broadway, New York. Come and see ua. good 
 
 friends, and eat and d.ink and bo merry, in the same capa- 
 
 ctous and patriotic halls where the immortal Washington's 
 
 voice and laugh once reverberated. «»mugion a 
 
 O come to our Hotel, 
 
 And you'll be treated well. 
 
 BARTLETT 4 GATES. 
 
 tV\0ELSIOR PRINTING HOUSE, 211 CENTRE ST 18 
 J-j furnished with every facility, latest improved presses, 
 and the newest styles of type-for the excution of Book 
 Job and Ornamental Printing. Call and see specimens 
 
 TAMES MELENFY, (SUCCESSOR TO SAMUEL 
 O Hopper,) Grocer, and Wholesale and Retail Dealer m 
 Pure Country Milk. Teas, Coffee, Sugars 4 Spices. Flour 
 Bntter , Lard. Cheese, Eggs 4c No. 158, Eighth Avenue 
 Near 18th Street, I«ew York. Families supplied by leaving 
 their address al Hie Store. * 
 
 /1HARLES FRANCIS, SADDLER, .ESTABLISHED IV 
 V> 1S0S.I Sign of the Golden Horse, 89 Bowery, New York 
 opposite the Theatre Mr. F. will sell his article, as low as 
 
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 |)OOT A. SHOE EMPORIUMS. EDWIN A. BROnKS 
 ,"TTu 1 ,n, P° rt<!r 3nd Manufacturer of Boots, Shoes 4 Gaiters' 
 \\ holesale and Retail, No. 575 Broadway, and 150 Fulton 
 Street, New York. 
 
 TV1CSPEDON AND BAKER'S STATIONERY WARE- 
 ™ d f° U8e ?' ,d Envel °P 6 Manufactory, Nos. 29, 31 and 
 33. Beekman Street, New York. ' - 
 
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 and made to order for the trade and others, by Steam Ma 
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 T A ,? 1E f,?3. tIFFITHS ' < Late CHATFIELD A GRIFFITHS I 
 
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 lected Cloths, Casslmeres, Vestings, Ac , on hand. Gent's 
 Youths' and Children's Clothing, Cut and Made in the most' 
 approved style. All cheap for Cash. 
 
 T A °a A 1B 'H, CO " MEN ' S FURNISHING GOODS 
 O > and Shirt Mannfacturers, 256 Broadway, New York 
 , . „ . ™ s made tJ oruor and guaranteed to fit. 
 J. AGATE, F. W. TALK1NGTON. 
 
 rOMENS'HOraLCOACHE8,-STABLE, Nos 34 and 
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 J wil .' 6 '"" h a rd to Please all those generous citizens 
 «ho will kindly favor me with their patronage 
 
 EDWARD VAN RANST. 
 
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 JW. MASON, MANUFACTURER. WHOLESALE and 
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 Cane and Wood Seat Chairs, in Boxes, for Shipping. 
 
 BILLIARD TABLES.— PHELAN'S IMPROVED BIL- 
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 BENJAMIN JONES, COMMISSION DEALER, IN Real 
 Estate. Houses and stores and lots lor sale in all 
 parts of the city. Office at the junction of Broadwav 
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 R U t» M ,S 11 AND WOOD CARRIAGE Manufacturers, 
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 Horse shoeing done with despatch, and in the most sci 
 cnfflc manner, and on reasonable terms. 
 
 Q L. OLMSTEAD, IMPORTER, MANUFACTURER 
 O, and Jobber of Men's Furnishing Goodsf No 24 Bar 
 clay Street, c orner of Church, New York. 
 
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 y, and Jobbers of Men's Furnishing Goods, and Mann! 
 facturers „l the Golden Hill Shirts, 99 Chambers street N 
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 T A_ ROSENMILLER, DRUGGIST, NO. 172 EIGHTH 
 
AJUJU 
 
 Volume I.— No. 14.] 
 
 SATURDAY, JULY 24, 1858. 
 
 [Price 2 Cents. 
 
 Conference of Methodists. 
 
 The miser Harpers still Harping on the Dimes 
 — The self-degradation and downfall of the 
 Harpers, who "played on the Harp of a 
 thousand strings — sperrits of just men made 
 perfte /" 
 
 John Harper — Brothers: These are des- 
 perate times. 
 
 Wesley Harper — Yes, and something must 
 soon be done, or we must again suspend. 
 
 Fletcher Harpei — That's so. 
 
 Ecil Genius — Go ahead! 
 
 Good Genius — Beware! 
 
 Jack — Our stock in the Courier and En- 
 quirer don't pay. We have had the best 
 place and the largest type in the columns of 
 that Journal for 20 years, and I tell yon, 
 brothers, it don't pay. While young Fletch 
 had stock in the Times, we had the best place, 
 and the biggest type, but you all know it 
 didn't pay. Nor do any of the public journals 
 yield a fair return for our enormous adver- 
 tising investments. 
 
 ji, n — Jack : What in the devil are you 
 driving at? Upon my soul, you positively 
 alarm me. Why, I declare, I never saw your 
 eyes roll so, nor your jaws close so fiercely, 
 nor your fist fall so heavily on your knee. 
 Now, for the Lord's sake, do disclose, in com- 
 mon parlance, what you mean by your mys- 
 terious declamation. (Wesley takes out his 
 pen knife, and cuts his nails, and Fletcher 
 takes a fresh cud of tobacco, and crosses his 
 legs.) 
 
 Jack— I have bad an interview with James 
 Gordon Bennett. 
 
 Jim — Fletch: Hand me that fan. Wes: 
 Please open the window. Sam : Bring me a 
 glass of ice water. Now, Jack, proceed. 
 
 jack — Bennett spoke of other days, and in- 
 quired after our health. 
 
 Jim— .Whose health ? 
 
 Jack — Mine and yours. 
 
 Jim — What the devil did he mean by that ? 
 My health is always good. I never had the 
 rheumatism or gout, like you, Jack. What 
 did the old reprobate mean by inquiring about 
 my health ? I'll thank him to mind his own 
 business. 
 
 Jack — Jim : Listen : For thirty years, you 
 have imposed on me the financial department 
 of our vast establishment, until I have racked 
 my brain, and nearly worn myself into the 
 grave, and I am pursued in my old age, by 
 our creditors, as never before. True, we 
 recently resumed payment, but we know that 
 we did that for effect, and before we were 
 fairly out of the woods. I tell you, brothers, 
 
 we are in a very critical condition. People 
 want bread, instead of books and papers, in 
 these days of famine and commercial desola- 
 tion. Now, brothers, I am desperate, and I 
 favor a resort to desperate measures, to save 
 the credit of our House. 
 
 Jim — I think I smell a skunk. To save our 
 pecuniary credit, you would sacrifice our 
 honor. Talk out, Jack, for I too am growing 
 desperate, when the scuffle is between credit 
 and honor, and I will die in defence of the 
 latter. 
 
 Jack — Is not our Weekly declining, and our 
 Monthly rapidly decaying, and our general 
 business nearly paralysed. Must we not pay 
 our notes? And how can we do that, unless 
 we adopt the course of Bonner, who is de- 
 vouring all the publishers of the civilised 
 world. Now, Jim, it is very pleasant for you 
 to sit here two or three hours every day, and 
 talk about temperance, (and take a glass on the 
 sly occasionally,) and praise Methodism, (and 
 go to the Theatre, and some other very curi- 
 ous places of amusement,) and hold political 
 meetings in our counting room, which you fill 
 daily with a gang of seedy political vagabonds, 
 who once, (with the aid of Divine Provi- 
 dence, and Methodists, and Daniel F. Tiemann, 
 and Peter Cooper, and Judge Sidney Stewart, 
 and the politicians of the Second, Sixth, and 
 Eleventh Wards,) set a ball in motion, that 
 elected you Mayor of New York, from which 
 you did not make a cent, and did not add a 
 cipher to your private fortune, — I say, all this 
 is mighty pleasant for you, hut not for me, as 
 the entire financial department of our im- 
 mense establishment has ever been on my 
 shoulders, and I am getting very old, and I 
 now am about to change our tactics, or we 
 are forever lost. 
 
 Jim — Go on, Jack — go on. But stop a 
 moment. Fleteh : Just open the desk, and 
 pass me the bottle of brandy. (Takes a stiff 
 horn.) Now, Jack, go on, for I am prepared 
 for anything. 
 
 Jack — I told Bennett that I thought of pub- 
 lishing his biography favorably in our Weekly. 
 
 Jim — And what did the old devil say to 
 that? 
 
 Jack — His eyes brightened and glistened 
 with perfect delight, and he said it was a darni 
 fine idea. 
 
 Jim — Wes: Do you hear all this? 
 
 Wes — O yes : I was with brother John, at 
 the interview with Bennett and Hudson, at 
 the Herald Office. 
 
 Jim — And Fletch : What have you to say ? 
 
 Fletch — I was there, too. 
 
 Jim — Here, Ike. run for your life to the 
 
 Apothecary, and get me some Camphor and 
 A.ssafetida. Sam: Bring me a lump of 
 ice, and hold it on my head. My blood rushes 
 with great violence to my brain. Fletch : Just 
 pass the brandy bottle this way once more. 
 O my God, my good brothers, I fear you will 
 be the death of your brother James. I never 
 thought we would come to this. John is 
 nearly seventy years old, and I am on the winter 
 side of sixty, and Wesley is sixty, and Fletcher 
 is nearly sixty, and after a long life of toil, 
 and the preservation of our business honor, 
 and with children and grandchildren soon to 
 till our places on the field of action, it is now 
 proposed to prostrate ourselves at the feet of 
 a man, who has led a life of infamy from his 
 youth to the present hour, and who has pur- 
 sued to the grave many a virtuous and timid 
 female, and many a noble merchant, who 
 were so unfortunate as to get in his wicked 
 clutches. O, brothers, I had rather starve, 
 than succumb to Bennett, who has abused us 
 all our days. We can survive our present 
 misfortunes, without disgracing our Weekly 
 with the panegryrio of James Gordon Ben- 
 nett, which will injure our respectable family 
 journal more than we shall realise from our 
 advertisements and all the puffs we can squeeze 
 from Bennett. There's my private fortune. 
 Take'it, and I will gladly return to a one story 
 dwelling, and to utter penury, before I will 
 sacrifice my self-respect, and my honor, to 
 such a monster as James Gordon Bennett. 
 
 Jack — Myself, and Wesley, and Fletcher, 
 have long considered this, and we are un- 
 changeable, as we deem it our only means of 
 salvation. It is incontrovertibly true, that 
 Bennett has the largest circulation of any 
 paper in America, and if he will permit us to 
 advertise, and puff us like Bonner, why, I am 
 willing to make any sacrifice. 
 
 Jim — I perceive the old liar has been as 
 quiet as a mouse about his prodigious circula- 
 tion, since he had to swear in the Carr libel 
 case, that his circulation was only about 50,- 
 000. The old scamp, just prior to his oath, 
 declared that his circulation was nearly 100,- 
 000. Once a liar, always a liar, is my motto, 
 and I don't believe the Herald's circulation is 
 as large as that of the Sun, which is conducted 
 by Moses S. Beach, who is an honest man, 
 and a true Christian, and a meritorious gentle- 
 man. 
 
 Jack — Say what you will, Jim. — Wes. and 
 Fletch. and myself are resolved to extend our 
 hands to Bennett in terms of the warmest 
 friendship. 
 
 Jim — Well, brothers, you are three to one, 
 and as ours are democratic institutions — that 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOK. 
 
 is. ns the country we have adopted, is demo- 
 cratic (for some of us are of English birth, and 
 the rest of us had a very narrow escape, al- 
 though the world is ignorant of the fact)— 
 I say, that as you arc all against my judgment 
 id this matter, and as I don't like to leave you 
 in my old age, why, 1 shall very reluctantly, 
 and in tears— as you see— (he cries) consent 
 to sell ourselves to James Gordon Bennett, 
 whom I have always regarded as the incarna- 
 tion of a lie, and of the devil. And now, 
 brothers, I am prepared to goto the Herald 
 Office, and for your sake, affectionately press 
 Bennett's hand in hypocrisy, and publish his 
 biography, in our Weekly, daubed all over 
 with whitewash, and without any severity of 
 a!ln<ion to Helen Jewett, or Grinnell, or any of 
 his black mail victims, or the numerous males 
 and females whose early graves he dug. And 
 now I'll take another copious draught of 
 brandy, and then I'm ready for our degrada- 
 tion, and for the first step in the eternal down- 
 fall of the Harpers, who have preserved their 
 business honor all over the world, until this 
 evil and melancholy hour. Now, brothers, 
 come on, and I'm ready to face Bennett and 
 the devil himself, and kiss their toes, if it is 
 your behest. (They all go to the Herald 
 Office, two abreast, with their numerous pos- 
 terity, three abreast, in the rear, young Fletch 
 leading the younger tribes, with a Weekly 
 and Monthly in either hand, to show Mr. 
 Bennett as a sample.) 
 
 (To be continued.) 
 
 Randall's Island. 
 The etening sun gilds the trees and sp ires — 
 
 The lily and rosy and classic Mistress on her 
 couch reclining. 
 
 ENTER GOVERNOR DANIEL F. TIEMANN. 
 
 Amorous Ban — Good evening, my pretty 
 Violet. 
 
 Violet — A warm salute to my kind protec- 
 tor. 
 
 Dan — Has Governor Simeon Draper been 
 here to-day? 
 
 Violet — Yes, and Governor Bell. Simeon 
 forced a dozen kisses from my lips and cheeks. 
 Dun — O, the scamp ! (Sits by her side, and 
 sips luscious fragrance from her cherry and 
 rosy lips, while she archly reclines on the sofa 
 that he purchased for her) — Sim is a bold 
 villain. Did he seek more than a kiss? 
 Violet — He again strove hard to ravish me. 
 Dan — But you foiled him? 
 Violet— I did. 
 
 j) an — O, my love, let me reward thee with 
 these grateful lips. (Kisses her twenty times 
 in rapid succession.) 
 
 Violet — 0, dearest, I fear you will smother 
 rae with gratitude. Do not strangle me with 
 such emblems of affection. 
 
 Dan — I love thee too fervently, my charm- 
 ing Violet. 
 
 Violet — I'm sorry you have a family. 
 Dan — And so am I, my fair one. But 
 neither kin nor stranger shall blight our sweet 
 relations. Thou art all to me. "Without thee, 
 I am most desolate. 
 
 Violet — I fear Simeon Draper will mar our 
 happy destiny. 
 Dan^-Whj ? 
 
 Violet — Because he loves me. 
 Dan — His love is of a lustful nature, while 
 mine is from the purest rivulets of the heart. 
 Violet — I know you adore my spirit, while 
 he only loves my form. 
 
 Dan — And dost thou avow so much ? O, 
 breathe those sweet tones again. 
 I 'inlet — Shall I sing them, dearest ? 
 Dan — what bliss is this! Sing, O sing, 
 my beauteous Violet, and entrance my heart 
 with thy celestial musio. 
 
 YiOlel aings—Yor many a day, 
 With doubtful ray, 
 I gazed for thee, 
 O'er lea and sea : 
 
 And from my heart, 
 Thou ne'er 6halt part, 
 So dear to me, 
 Thy love will be. 
 So on my bed, 
 Repose thy head, 
 And from my lip 
 Choice honey sip. 
 Pan— my I and thy ! 
 I will ever try 
 To please thy fair eye, 
 So happy am I. 
 Violet — Come, come with me, 
 And most happy be. 
 Dan— 0, O, 1 
 
 (They retire for the night.) 
 
 MORNING TWILIGHT. 
 
 Dun — Dear Violet, if Sim comes to day, and 
 strives to coerce you, scream to the peak of 
 your lungs, and terrify and threaten to expose 
 him. I love you so devoutly, that I cannot 
 live if he continues to molest you. I have al- 
 ready expelled your Friend from the Island. 
 My affection for my fair Violet has the in- 
 tensity of Othello's for Desdemoua, ere Iago 
 maddened the honest Moor with fatal jealousy. 
 
 Violet — Simeon Draper threatens to have 
 me suspended. He got me my situation as 
 Matron, and as he has been a Governor much 
 longer than you, and as himself and Richard 
 B. Connolly have long controlled the Island, 
 had I not better be a little familiar with 
 Simeon, so that I will not arouse his wrath to 
 such intensity as to peril my situation as 
 Matron ? Please view these matters with dis- 
 cretion, my noble Daniel. 
 
 Dan — 1 can't consider them for a moment. 
 Draper may be powerful, hut he has not the 
 might and wealth of the Tiemanns and 
 Coopers. So, don't be alarmed, dear Violet. 
 Myself and Peter Cooper can protect you 
 against the world. "When did Simeon threaten 
 to suspend you? 
 
 1 'Met — Yesterday. 
 
 Dan — Did he asssign the cause? 
 
 Violet — Because he thinks I love yon better 
 than him. 
 
 Dan — How did he learn my intimacy with 
 
 Violet — No, but you were going to leave 
 me without your wonted kiss. 
 
 Dan — O, my pretty and tender Violet, do 
 forgive my cruel mental absence. For my 
 distracted mind was riveted on Simeon's plots 
 to destroy you. So, there, (kissing her), and 
 there, and there, and — 
 
 Violet — That will suffice. I fear your en- 
 thusiastic and endless kisses will again threat- 
 en me with strangulation. O, Daniel! Daniel ! 
 thou art a dear and fervent lover, and I do 
 hope you will return to-morrow, and pass the 
 night with thy devoted, and pensive, and lone- 
 ly Violet! 
 
 Dan — I will — I will : 
 
 And now a very brief adieu, 
 While I Sim Draper do pursue. 
 
 (He goes towards the shore, and she fastens 
 her tearful eyes on his prancing form, until it 
 fades from her dismal view, and she retires 
 to her lonely apartment, and weeps like the 
 wretched Niobe.) 
 
 (To be continued.) 
 
 ittplini |. Iraiuli's Jdliptor. 
 
 NEW YORK, SATURDAY, JULY 24, 1858. 
 
 STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S "ALLIGATOR" CAN BE 
 obtained at all hours, at wholesale und retail, at No. 114 Nas- 
 sau Street, (Second Story), near Ann Street, New York. 
 
 My Indictment for Libel. 
 
 "When I was a little boy, a classic youth 
 passed me, on a bright summer day, in West- 
 minster street, in Providence, Rhode Island, 
 whose name was Sylvester S. Southworth. 
 His cheeks were so rosy, and his form so beau- 
 tiful, and his face so graceful, that I paused 
 and gazed until he descended my farthest 
 horizon. In later years, I formed his acquaint- 
 ance, and he became my friend, and in all my 
 vicissitudes, he has evinced the fidelity of an 
 affectionate brother. "When William Tell was 
 about to hurl an arrow at the temples of his 
 child, he inquired, in the presence of Gesler : 
 " Have I a friend here ?" when a brave youth 
 leaped forth, and exclaimed : " Yes, Tell, you 
 have," which thrilled the populace with de- 
 light, and made Gesler tremble. On "Wednes- 
 day last, when in custody of the Sheriff, and 
 in pursuit of bail, I looked in the direction of 
 Heaven, and I could see a friend there, in the 
 spirit of my lamented Father, but in the cheer- 
 less pavement, and in the cold faces of the 
 multitude, I could discern no friend, and my 
 poor heart was bereft of its wonted buoyan- 
 cy. But when Mr. Joyce, the kind hearted 
 Sheriff, accompanied me to the editorial 
 room of Sylvester S. Southworth, of the 
 Neio YorJc Mercury, and I inquired : " Have 
 I a friend here ?" he sprang and seized my 
 hands, and exclaimed: "Yes, Branch, you 
 have," and he became my bail, and my heart 
 bounded from the gloom of a dungeon, 
 to the liberty of a mountain. For twenty 
 years, I have gratuitously written for the pub- 
 lic journals of New York. For seven years, 
 I wrote the Reports of Alfred Carson, against 
 Municipal thieves, including Mayor Tiemann, 
 who was then an Alderman. For two years, 
 I pursued George W. Matsell, Richard B. 
 Connolly, George H. Purser, and other per- 
 jured aliens. What I have suffered through 
 Have Y offended thee','"sw"eet severe toil and illness and penury, in- my pur- 
 angel? I suit of public plunderers, and unnaturalized 
 
 youf 
 
 Violet — When you came to see me last week, 
 he was sitting on the sofa with me, while you 
 knocked at the door. 
 
 Dan — Good gracious ! And where did he 
 go when I entered ? 
 
 Violet — He ran into the bed room, and got 
 under the bed. 
 
 Dan — Thunder and lightning ! O, if I had 
 only caught him. And why did you not tell 
 me, my constant Violet ? 
 
 Violet — Because I feared you would kill him. 
 Dan — Y'ou were right, and exercised great 
 prudence, and probably saved his life, as I 
 might have slain him. (Paces the room in 
 great agitation.) Gods! I feel murderous! 
 When do you again expect him ? 
 
 Violet — Never, as he emerged from under 
 the bed in great anger, after you left, and 
 cursed me long and fearfully, for keeping him 
 under the bed so long, while you were per- 
 mitted to enjoy the beauties of my person. 
 Dan — What did he threaten when he left ? 
 Violet — To have me suspended immediately. 
 Dan — I dare him to make the attempt. I 
 would spend my last dollar to have yon rein- 
 stated. And 1 will instantly depart for the 
 city, and put wires in motion that will para- 
 lize his wicked purpose. 
 
 Violet — I fear you are too late, as he left in 
 a desperate rage, and has probably decapitated 
 my Matron head already. 
 
 Dan — I, too, am in a furious rage, and I am 
 resolved to defeat his unhallowed project. 
 So, a sweet adieu, my lovely Violet, and when 
 we meet again, we'll embrace and entwine our 
 forms and hearts with unwonted hilarity and 
 fervor. 
 
 Violet — (Weeping). Good-by, sir. 
 
 Dan — And why do you weep, my fair and 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 aliens, no inspired mind can ever truly de- 
 scribe. For three months past, I have ex- 
 posed such bogus philanthropists and public 
 thieves and rakes as Peter Cooper and Mayor 
 Tiemann and Simeon Draper. And I most 
 solemnly swear, that I will never cease my 
 exposition of public robbers and villains of 
 every grade, until the arrow of death pene- 
 trates the core of my heart. The Press and 
 the People may conspire against me, and a 
 Jury may soon consign me to the solitude of 
 a dungeon, but while I enjoy the blessings of 
 liberty, I will hurl shafts of political death at 
 snch monsters as Cooper and Tiemann and 
 Draper, who have bamboozled and plundered 
 the people for thirty successive years. So, 
 come on, ye incarnate demons, and (through 
 power and gold and bribes, and packed juries, 
 and your official vassals and ruffians,) drag 
 your victim to a prison or the scaffold, but 
 God has erected a wall between you and my 
 soul, that the sabres and bullets and verdicts 
 of your hired assassins can never penetrate. 
 
 Pirates on the Captive and Pauper and 
 Crazy Islands. 
 
 Gov. Anderson recently officially declared, 
 that Gov. Isaac J. Oliver was a public robber. 
 So that we have plunderers and Mistresses 
 and Rakes on Randall's and the adjacent 
 isles. I thought I felt the shock of an 
 earthquake last night. O God! thou art 
 most forbearing, to spare the Tiemanns and 
 Olivers so long. And if one of Thy most 
 awful physical visitations should level the 
 habitations of these two wicked men, do, O 
 do spare their spotless wives and precious lit- 
 tle ones. Read, citizens, read, and go home 
 at sunset, and bar your doors, and do not per- 
 mit your wives and lovely daughters to leave 
 your presence, after the first pretty little star 
 appears. And warn them to beware of the 
 Tiemanns and Olivers, when they cross their 
 path, as poison and death are in their gaze, 
 and amorous and thievish motions. 
 
 From, the New Torh Tribune of July 7. 
 " An Ep isode — Row Con tracts are Awarded — 
 In the course of a controversy about the iron 
 work of the Island Hospital, some remarks 
 passed between Messrs. Oliver and Anderson 
 more piquant than polite. Gov. Anderson 
 said he did not want to hold any intercourse 
 with so corrupt a man. Gov. Oliver would 
 not take any notice of such language, except 
 to hurl it back with scorn in the teeth of the 
 one that uttered it. He dared any one to 
 name a single fact that would show that he 
 was corrupt. Gov. Anderson said that he was 
 guilty of a very corrupt act when, in opening 
 the bids for certain iron work, he endeavored 
 to induce his fellow members on the Commit- 
 tee to give the contract to a man who was 
 not the lowest bidder, more especially as they 
 had since discovered that two of that bidder's 
 tools — one of them his foreman, and the other 
 a Methodist parson in his interest — were 
 among the bidders. 
 
 Gov. Oliver said he did not know anything 
 about these two men ; the reason he urged 
 that the contract be awarded to his friend 
 was because he liked to serve his friends, as 
 the other Governors did theirs, (here several 
 Governors protested against their names being 
 called in question,) and because the lowest bid- 
 der did not do business in the city. Some 
 other words passed between Messrs. Ander- 
 
 son and Oliver, evidently very much to the 
 annoyance of the other members of the Board, 
 who kept nervously remonstrating, and tried 
 repeatedly, but in vain, to get the Board to 
 adjourn. 
 
 The discussion wound up by Gov. Oliver 
 asserting that if any charges could be brought 
 against his integrity, he hoped they would be 
 referred to a Committee; cither he or Gov. 
 Anderson was evidently unlit to sit in the 
 Board. 
 
 Gov. Anderson said he was quite willing to 
 refer the matter to a fair Committee, and if 
 he did not substantiate the charge of cor- 
 ruption against Oliver, he would resign, pro- 
 vided that Oliver agreed, in case the charge 
 was proved, to leave the Board. 
 
 At this interesting juncture, an indignant 
 demand for adjournment from Gov. Moloney 
 prevailed, and the troubled waters once more 
 resumed their wonted tranquillity. 
 
 Subsequently the members opened the bids 
 for the iron work on the Island Hospital. 
 There were six bids, the highest being $26,- 
 875 ; th*e lowest, by J. B. & W. W. Cornell, 
 $18,364." 
 
 Gov. Anderson assures me that Oliver is a 
 very corrupt man, and that he will soon give 
 me the evidence of his corruption, which I 
 will publish as soon as I receive it. The fire- 
 men will grieve to learn that Gov. Anderson, 
 their faithful Ex-Chief Engineer, is indisposed, 
 and seeks the bracing air of Long Island for 
 his restoration. Anderson and Carson led the 
 firemen long and bravely, and of the million 
 inhabitants around us, there are no two gal- 
 lant spirits whom I more profoundly revere 
 than Cornelius V. Anderson and Alfred Car- 
 son. Both are the soul of chivalry and honor. 
 And may they ever prosper, and be healthy 
 and happy, and be warmly cherished by the 
 firemen and by all good citizens. 
 
 From the New York Express of Tuesday last. 
 
 "A Novel Regatta. — Last Saturday after- 
 noon, quite a novel exhibition of aquatic skill 
 came off at Blackwell's Island, on the occa- 
 sion of a boat race, gotten up under the au- 
 spices of some of the Governors of the Alms 
 House. The boats are six oared barges used 
 for conveying passengers from the various in- 
 stitutions on the Island to New York. The 
 following were the entries which competed for 
 sweepstakes : 
 
 Alms House boat, manned by vagrants, ent. money $3 
 paupers, 
 
 Work House 
 Penitentiary " 
 Lunatic Asylum 
 
 thieves, 
 lunatics, 
 
 Sweepstakes, $20 
 
 The race was around Blackwell's Island, a 
 distance of four miles, starting from a stake- 
 boat moored off the Penitentiary wharf. The 
 race was witnessed by the Governors and 
 friends, and a large number of spectators on 
 New York side of the East River. The Work 
 House boat came in victor. 
 
 After the race, Governors B. F. Pinckney, 
 P. G. Maloney, and Isaac J. Oliver, with a 
 large number of invited guests, sat down to a 
 jolly good dinner, furnished by order of the 
 Governors, at the Lunatic Asylum. The 
 tables were supplied with every delicacy of 
 the season, with an abundant supply of bran- 
 dies, wines, champagne, &c. It has been 
 hinted by some malicious persons, that the 
 proceedings at table were worthy of the place 
 where the feast was held." 
 
 These cruel and lazy Governors must have 
 looked funny, sprawled on the velvet banks, 
 with public rum and segarsin their bladders and 
 jaws, and obscenity and blasphemy in their 
 
 filthy mouths, gazing at the unfortunate crea- 
 tures, (rowing for their lives beneath a burning 
 sun,) whom the public kindly placed under 
 their supervision. What a gang of drones, 
 and thieves, and squanderers, and unblushing 
 scamps ! O that Maloney and Pinckney and 
 Oliver could be made to earn, by bard labor, a 
 tithe of the thousands they rifle from the 
 honest and industrious classes. 
 
 The Harpers are dead ! They have played 
 their last card, and sung their last lay ! Their 
 death was horrible and harrowing to their 
 friends. Read their melancholy and most de- 
 plorable Obituary, on the first page of their 
 Weekly Journal of July 10, which contains the 
 sprawling likeness of James Gordon Bennett, 
 with a most glorious coat of whitewash over 
 the sweet form of Helen Jewett, and a host of 
 black mail imps and slaughtered victims of his 
 vengeance and cupidity. Read, O read, and 
 behold the price of a puff, and weep over the 
 irrecoverable downfall of the Harpers, inclu- 
 ding James, the unnaturalized Englishman, who 
 was an American Mayor! O, jokers and 
 thimble riggers ! where are you ? Appear ! 
 appear! appear! and strive to crush your 
 rivals! 
 
 All is not sung from pious lung ! 
 
 Mayor Tiemann is an Episcopalian : 
 
 If high or low, 
 Dam if I know, 
 Though deeds will show, 
 As vane the blow. 
 
 The Harpers are smooth and quiet Method- 
 ists, 
 
 And value pence 
 More than defence 
 Of sacred Altars, 
 Or pious paupers. 
 
 Gov. Oliver is a rougli and noisy Methodist, 
 
 And blows wind like a bellows 
 To many verdant fellows, 
 While in Pauper contracts, 
 He seeks Robbers' barracks. 
 
 The Police and Public Robbers. 
 
 Now that Captains Leonard and Dowling 
 are reinstated, and as new brooms sweep 
 mighty clean, and as they will probably make 
 more arrests and rip up more rascality than 
 their associates during the next two months, 
 I will direct their attention to the tax books, 
 to ascertain the amount of taxes paid by De 
 Forest and Tisdale before they established the 
 Hunter Woodis Society. Also, what their 
 associates paid. Accredited rumor says that 
 all the members of the Hunter Woodis So- 
 ciety were drones and paupers before they 
 began to collect indigent funds for the Hunter 
 Woodis Society, and before they cunningly 
 devised (in connection with Cooper, Tie- 
 mann, Gerard, and others) the Calico Balls 
 at the Academy of Music and Crystal Palace. 
 They now have their carriages, (gold and 
 silver mounted,) and fast horses, and elegant 
 mansions, and have even had the silly bold- 
 ness to open an Ice Cream and Lager Bier 
 Saloon, on a scale of dazzling splendor and 
 unprecedented area, that would fascinate the 
 Frenchman, and bewilder the German, and 
 will astonish the American. So, just examine 
 the tax books, Leonard and Dowling, and 
 give me the startling statistics, and I will 
 publish them. And I'll bet largely in advance, 
 that they were paupers until they stole and 
 appropriated the fascinating and noble name 
 of Woodis, to consummate their unhallowed 
 schemes, to rob the Poor of the Metropolis. 
 " That's all," as Dr. Wallace too often says at 
 the close of his Junius editorials in the Herald : 
 
 Doctor, Doctor, Doctor ! 
 
 You are a funny Proctor ! 
 
 O De Forest and Tisdale, 
 
 You'll soon have worms, and grow pale. 
 
 Leonard and Dowling: To your task, 
 
 And in my rays, you yet may bask. 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLiaATOB. 
 
 Advertisements— 25 Cents a line. 
 
 Credit— From two to four seconds, or as long as the Ad- 
 vertiser can hold Lis breath ! Letters and Advertisements to 
 be left at No. 114 Nassau street, second story, front room. 
 
 TyroTiCE 
 
 TO FARMERS AND MARKET 
 
 GARDENERS.— CiirY Inspf.ctor's Department, 
 N-'u- York, June 1G, 1353— In conformity with the following 
 p , . ,- 1 n, the Bpa< ■■ therein mentioned will be permitted t>> 
 be used ae ;i place, by fennel • and Gardeners, fur th<- Bale of 
 v g< tables and garden produce, until the hour of 12 o'clock, 
 p,l doily— the use t«» be free of charge : 
 
 Resolved, That permission be, ami is hereby, given to farm- 
 era ami market gardeners, to occupy daily, until 12 M., free of 
 oharge, the vacant space of the northern and Bouthern extrem- 
 ities oJ the intersection of Broadway and Sixth avenue, be- 
 twnn Tliii-tv-se.mnd and Thirty-fifth Btreets, without mfring- 
 ing upon the streets which tin- Baid space intersects, for the 
 purpose only of selling vegetables and market produce, of their 
 own farms or gardens, under the supervision of the City In- 
 spector. _ 
 
 Also, by resolution of the Common Council, The use of 
 Ofouvernpur slip is granted to farmers and gardeners for thi 
 £«ic uf produce from wagons. 
 
 GEO W. MORTON, City Inspector. 
 JOSEPH CANNING. Sup'fc of Markets. 
 
 XTOTICE- 
 
 COREY AND SON, MERCHANT'S EX- 
 r haD£'\ \V;ill street, New Ymk.-Notaries Public and Com. 
 musioneTS.— United State's Passports issued in 38 hours,— 
 Bills of Exchange, Drafts, ami Notea protested,— Marine pro- 
 tests uotrd and extended. - „„„ 
 EDWIN F. COKEY, 
 EDWIN F. COREY, Jr. 
 
 T VAN TINE, SHANGAE KESTAURANT, 
 *3 • No. 2, Diy street, New York. 
 
 s. 
 
 & J. W. KAKKEK, GENERAL AUC- 
 TIONEERS A REAL ESTATE BROKERS. Loans 
 negotiated, Houses and Stores Rented, Stocks and Bonds 
 
 Si.ld ut Auctinn or Private Sale. 
 
 Also, FCRNITURE SALES attended to at private bouses. 
 Office, 14 Pine street, under Commonwealth Bank. 
 
 CARLTON HOUSE, 496 BROADWAY, NEW 
 York. Bates aud Holden, Proprietors. 
 
 THEOPHILUS BATES. 
 OREL J. HOLDEN. 
 
 MANUFACTURERS. - 
 
 ty, IS 
 
 Loo'_ 
 and Gimp Bauds, 
 
 1RIMMING 
 
 YATES Sc CO., 639 Broadway, New York. 
 Fringes, Cords, Tassels, Loops, Gimps 
 
 -B. S. 
 
 -TO PERSONS KEEPING SWINE, 
 
 OWNERS OF PROPERTY WHERE THE SAME 
 MAY BE K.EPT, AND ALL OTHERS INTERESTED. At 
 ■.meeting ol the Mayor aud Commissioners of Health, held 
 at the City Hall of the City of New York, Friday, June 18th, 
 1858. the following preamble and resolutions were adopted : 
 
 Whereas, A large number of swine are kept in various por- 
 tions of the citv; and whereas, it is the general practice of 
 persons so keeping swine, to boil offal and kitchen refuse and 
 garbage, whereby a highly offensive aud dangerous nuisance 
 ii created, therefore, he it 
 
 Resolved. That this Board, of the Mavor and Commission- 
 ers of Health, deeming swine kept south of (86th) street, in 
 this city, to be creative of a nuisance and detrimental to the 
 public health, therefore, the City Inspector he, and he is here- 
 by, authorized and directed to take, seize, and remove from 
 any and all places and premises, all and every swine found or 
 kept on any premises in any place in the city of New York 
 southerly of said street, and to cause all such swine to be re- 
 moved to the Public Pound, or other suitable place beyond the 
 limits of the city or northerly of said street, aud to cause all 
 premises or places wherein, or on which, said swine may 
 have been so found or kept, to be thoroughly cleaned and puri- 
 fied as the City Inspector shall deem necessary to secure the 
 preservation of the public health, and that all expenses in- 
 curred thereby constitute a lien on the lot, lots or premises 
 from which said nuisance shall have been abated or removed. 
 
 Resolved, That the foregoing resolutions shall take effect 
 from and alter the first day of July next, and that public no- 
 tice be given of the same by publication in the Corporation 
 papers to that date, and that notice may be given to persons 
 Keeping swine by circulars delivered on the premises, and 
 that all violations of this order be prosecuted by the proper 
 legal authorities, on complaint from the City Inspector or his 
 officers. 
 
 City Inspector's Department, > 
 New York, June 18, 1S58. J 
 
 All persons keeping swine, or upon whose property or prem- 
 ises the same may be kept, are hereby notified that the above 
 resolutions will "be strictly enforced from and after the tirst 
 day of July next. 
 
 GEO. W. MORTON, City Inspector. 
 
 WM. COULTER, Carpenter.— I have long 
 been engaged as a Carpenter, and I assure all who 
 will favor me with their patronage, that I will build as good 
 houses, or anything else in my line, as any other carpentei in 
 the city of New York. I will ulso be as reasonable in charges 
 for my work as any other person. 
 
 WILLIAM COULTER, Carpenter. 
 Rear of 216 East Twentieth street, New York. 
 
 EDWARD PHALON & SON, 497 and 517 Broadway, 
 New York— Depots for the sale of Perfumery, and 
 every article connected with the Toilet. 
 
 We now introduce the "BOUQUET D'OGARITA, or 
 Wild Flower of Mexico," which is superior to any thing of 
 the kind in the civilized world. 
 
 EDWARD PHALON & SON. 
 
 QAMUEL SWEDEN, SHIP & STEAMBOAT BUILDER.— 
 O My Office is at No. 31 Coiiears street, New York ; and 
 my yards and residence are at Greenpoint. I have built 
 Ships and Steamers for every portion of the Globe, for a 
 long term of years, and continue to do so on reasonable 
 terms. SAMUEL SNEDEN. 
 
 JOHN B. WEBB, BOAT BUILDER, 713 WATER STREET 
 My Boats are of models and materials unsurpassed by 
 those of any Boat Builder in the World. Give me a call, 
 and if I don't please you, I will disdain to charge you for 
 what does not entirely satisfy you. JOHN B. WEBB. 
 
 GERARD BETTS & CO., AUCTION AND 
 Commission Merchants, No. 106, Wall street, corner of 
 Front street, New York. 
 
 WAV. OSBORN, MERCHANT TAILOR, 
 • 9 Chamber street, near Chatham street, New York. 
 
 s 
 
 OLOMON BANTA, Architect, No. 93 Amos 
 
 trcet, New York. 1 have built as many houses and stores 
 as any Architect in this city, or the United States, and I can 
 
 Eroduce vouchers to that effect ; and I flatter myself that I can 
 uild edifices that will compare favorably, in point of beauty 
 and durability, with those of any architect in this country. 1 
 am prepared to receive orders in my Tine of business, at No. 
 93 Amos street, New York. 
 
 SOLOMON BANTA. 
 
 ROBERT ONDERDONK — THIRTEENTH 
 Ward Hotel, 4U5 and 407 Grand street, corner of Clinton 
 
 street, New York. 
 
 FRANCIS B. BALDWIN, WHOLESALE 
 and RETAIL CLOTHING & FURNISHING WARE- 
 HOUSE, 70 and 72 Bowery, between Canal and Hester sts., 
 New York. Largo and elegant assortment of Youths' and 
 Boys' Clothing. F. B. BALDWIN, 
 
 J J. G. BARNUM. 
 
 P. B. BALDWIN has just opened his New and Immense 
 Establishment. THE LARGEST IN THE CITY ! An en- 
 tire New Stock of GENTLEMEN'S, YOUTH'S aud CHIL- 
 DREN'S CLOTHING, recently manufactured by the best 
 workmen in the city, is now opened for inspection. Also, a 
 superior stock of FURNISHING GOODS. All articles are 
 of the Best Quality, and bavins been purchased during the 
 erisis, WILL BE "SOLD VERY LOW! The Custom De- 
 partment contains the greatest variety of CLOTHS, CASSi- 
 MERES, andVESTINGS. 
 
 Mr. BALDWIN has associated with him Mr. J. G BAR- 
 NUM, who has had great experience iu the business, having 
 been thirty years connected with the leading Clothing Es- 
 tablishments of the city. 
 
 THOMAS A. DUNN, 506 EIGHTH AVENUE, 
 has a very choice assortment of Wines, Brandies, Cor- 
 dials, and Segars, which he will sell at prices that will yield a 
 fair profit. All my democratic friends, and my immediate as- 
 sociates iu the Boards of Aldermen aud Couneilmen are re- 
 spectfully invited to call in their rambles throughEig hth Ave- 
 nue, and enjoy a good Havana segar, and nice, sparkling 
 champagne, and very exbilerating brandy. For the negars, 1 
 will charge my political friends and associates ouly five pence 
 each, and for the brandy only ten pence per half gill, and for 
 the champagne only four shillings a glass, or two dollars a bot- 
 tle. 
 
 So call, kind friends, and sing a glee, 
 And laugh and smoke and drink wiih me, 
 Sweet Sangaree 
 Till you can't see: 
 ( ChoruM — At your expense ! 
 
 (Which pays my rents,) 
 For my fingers do you see 
 O'er my nose gyrating free 1 
 
 THOMAS A. DUNN. No. 506 Eighth avenue. 
 
 WILLIAM M. TWEED, CHAIR, & OFFICE 
 Furniture Dealer and Manufacturer, 
 No. 289 Broadway, corner of Read street New York. Room 
 
 No. 15. 
 
 TRUSSES, ELASTIC STOCKINGS, SHOUL- 
 der Brai es, Supporters, Bandages, Ac. H. L. Parsons, 
 M D. Office, 4 Ann street, under the Museum. 
 
 ALANSON T. BRIGGS— DEALER IN FLOUR BARRELS, 
 Molasses Casks, Water, and all other kinds of Casks. 
 Also, new flour barrels and half-barrels; a large supply 
 constantly on hand. Mv Stores are at Nos. 62, 63, 64, 69, 
 73, 75, 77 and 79 Rutger's Slip ; at 235, 237, and 239 Cherry 
 street ; also, in South and Water streets, between Pike and 
 Rutger's Slip, extending from street to street. My yards in 
 Williamsburgh are at Furman & Co.'s Dock. My yards in 
 New York are at the corner of Water and Gouverneur 
 streets; and in Washington street, near Canal ; and at Le- 
 roy Place. My general Office is at 64 Rutger's Slip. 
 
 ALANSON T. BUIGGS. 
 
 ASHION HOUSE.— JOSEPH HYDE PRO- 
 
 prietor, corner Grand aud Essex street. Wines, Liquors, 
 and Cigars of the best brands. He invites his friends to give 
 him a call. Prompt and courteous attention given his patrons. 
 
 V 
 
 WILLIAM A. CONKLIN, ATTORNEY AND 
 COUNSELLOR AT LAW, No. 176 Chatham street, 
 New York. Any business entrusted to his charge from citi- 
 zens of this city or any part of the country, will receive prompt 
 and faithful attention, and bo conducted on reasonable terms. 
 WILLIAM A. CONKLIN. 
 
 HERRING'S PATENT CHAMPION FIRE AND BUR- 
 glar Proof Safe, wiih H til's Patent Powder Proof 
 locks, afford the greaiest security of any Safe iu the world. 
 Also. Sideboard and Parlor Safes, of elegant workmanship 
 a(,d finish, for plate, &c. S. C. HERRING & CO., 
 
 251 Broadway. 
 
 JAMES MELENFY, (SUCCESSOR TO SAMUEL 
 Hopper.) Grocer, and Wholesale and Retail Dealer in 
 Pure Country Milk. Teas, Coffee, Sugars A Spices. Flour, 
 Butter, Lard. Chefse, Eggs Ac No. 158, Eighth Avenue. 
 Near 18th Street, New York. Families bupplied by leaving 
 their-address at ihe Store. 
 
 BOOT <$■ SHOE EMPORIUMS. EDWIN A. BHOoKS, 
 Importer and Manufacturer of Hoots, Shoes A Gaiter6, 
 
 Wholesale and Ret 
 Street, New York. 
 
 ii, No. 575 Broadway, and 15U Fulto 
 
 MC SPEDON AND BaKEK'S STATIONERY WARE 
 house and Envelope Manufactory, Nos. 29, 31, and 
 33. Beekman Street, New York. 
 
 Envelopks of dll patterns, styles and quality, on hand, 
 and made to order for the trade and others, by Steam Ma- 
 chinery. Patented April 8ih, 1856. 
 
 JAMES DONNELLY'S COAL YARD,— 
 Twenty-sixth street and Second Avenue. I always have 
 •11 hinds of coal ou hand, and of the very best quality, which 
 I will sell sslow as auy other coal dealer in the United States. 
 JAMES DONNELLY. 
 
 OLEY'S CELEBRATED " GOLD PENS." 
 
 For Bale by all Stationers and Jeweller*. 
 OFFICE AND STOKE, 
 
 163 BROADWAY. 
 
 MRS. S. S. BIRD'S LADIES' AND GENTLE- 
 mrn'i Dining aud Oyster Saloons, No 31 Canal street, 
 near East Broadway, and 264 Divibiun street, New York. 
 Oyators Pickled to Order. 
 
 F 
 
 COZZENS' HOTEL COACHES,— STABLE, Nos 34 and 
 36 Canal Street. New York- 
 I will .strive hard to please ..II those generous citizens 
 who will kindly favor me with their patronage. 
 
 EDWARD VaN RANST. 
 
 JW MASON, MANUFACTURER. WHOLESALE and 
 . Retail dealers in all kinds of Chairs. Wash Stands, 
 Settees Ac 377 A 379 Pearl Street. New York. 
 
 Cane aud Wood Seat ChairB, in Boxes, for Shipping. 
 
 BENJAMIN JONES, COMMISSION DEALER, IN Real 
 Estate. Houses and stores and lots lor sale in all 
 parts of the city. Office at the junction of Broadway. 
 Seventh Avenue, and Forty-Suth Street. 
 
 r?ULLMER AND WOOD. CARRIAGE Manufacturers, 
 F 239 West 19th Street, New York. 
 
 Horseshoeing done with despatch, and in the most sci 
 snttfic manner, and on reasonable terms- 
 
 I^ULTON IRON WORKS.— JAMES MURPHY & CO., 
 manufacturers of Marine and Land Engines, Boilers, 
 &c. Iron aud Brass Castings, foot of Cherry street, East 
 River. 
 
 B 
 
 RADD1CK & IIOGAN, SAlLMAKERS, No. 272 South 
 Street, New Yoik. 
 Awnings, Tents, and Bags made to order. 
 
 JESSE A. BRADDIOK, 
 RICHARD IIOGAN. 
 
 N. GENIN, FASHIONABLE IIaTTER, 214 Broad- 
 way, New York. 
 
 G 
 
 lENlN'S LADIES' & CHILDREN'S OUTFITTING 
 Bazaar, 513 Broadway, ( St Nicholas Hotel, N. Y.) 
 
 "4A7ILLIAM M. SOMERVILLE, WHOLESALE AND 
 VV Retail Druggist and Apothecary, 205 Bleeckerst , 
 corner Minetla, opposite Cottage Place. New York. All the 
 popular Patent Medicines, fies-h Swedish Leeches, Cup- 
 ping, Ac. Physicians* Prescriptions accurntely prepaied. 
 WM. M. SOMEUVILLE. 
 
 AW. A T. HUME, MERCHANT TAILORS, No. 
 • 82 Sixth Avenue, New York. We keep a large and 
 elegant assortment of every article that a gentleman re- 
 quiies. We make Coats, Vests and Pants, after the latest 
 Parisian fashions, and on reasonable terms. 
 
 A. W. A T. HUME. 
 
 THE WASHINGTON, By BARTLETT A GATES, 
 No. 1 Broadway, New York. Come and see us, good 
 friends, and eat and d-ink and be merry, in the same capa- 
 cious and patriotic halls where ihe immortal Washington's 
 voice and laugh once reverberated. 
 O come to <-ur Hotel, 
 And you'll be treated welt. 
 
 BARTLETT A GATES. 
 
 EXCELSIOR PRINTING HOUSE, 211 CENTRE ST., 18 
 furnished with every facility, latest improved presses, 
 and the newest styles of type— for the excution of Book, 
 Job and Ornamental Printing. Call and see specimens. 
 
 CMIARLES FRANCIS, SADDLER, (ESTABLISHED IN 
 / 1808,) Sign of the Golden Horse, 89 Bowery, New York, 
 opposite the Theatre. Mr. F. will sell his articles as low as 
 any other Saddler in America, and warrant them to be equal 
 to any in the World. 
 
 HN. WILD, STEAM CANDY MANUFACTURER, No. 
 • 451 Broadway, bet. Grand and Howard streets, New 
 York. My Iceland* Moss and Flaxseed Caudy will cure 
 Coughs and Sneezes in a very short time. 
 
 JAMES GRIFFITHS, (Late CHATFIELD k GRIFFITHS,) 
 No. 273 Grand St., New York. A large stock of well-se- 
 lected Cloths, Cassimeres, Vestings, Ac , on hand. Gent's, 
 Youths' and Children's Clothing, Cut and Made in the most 
 approved style. All cheap for Cash. 
 
 J AGATE & CO., MEN'S FURNISHING GOODS 
 ■ and Shirt Manufacturers. 256 Broadway, New York 
 
 Shirts made to order and guaranteed to fit. 
 J. AGATE, F. W. TALK1NGTON. 
 
 BILLIARD TABLES.— PHELAN'S IMPROVED BIL- 
 Iiard Tables and Combination Cushions— Protected by 
 letters patent, da'ed Feb. 19, 1856; Oct 28, 1856; Dec. 8, 
 1857; Jan. 12,1858. The recent improvements in ihese 
 Tables make them uusurpassed in the world. They arc 
 now offered to the scientific Milliard players as combining 
 speed with truth, never before obtained in any Billiard Table, 
 sales-rooms Nos. 786 and 788 Broadway, New York. Manu- 
 factory No. 53 Ann Street. 
 
 O'CONNOR & COLLENDOR, Sole Manufacturers. 
 
 SL. OLMSTEAD, IMPORTER, MANUFACTURER 
 t and Jobber of Men's Furnishing Goods, No. 24 Bar- 
 clay Street, corner of Church, New York. 
 
 CB. HATCH, HILLER A MERSEREAU, Importers 
 • and Jobbers of MenV Furnishing Goods, and Manu- 
 facturers of the Golden Hill Shirts, 99 Chambers Street, N 
 E. corner Church Street, New York. 
 
 A. ROSENMILLER, DRUGGIST, NO. 172 EIGHTH 
 
 * Avenue. New Y»rk. Cupping A Leeching. Medi- 
 cines at ail hours. 
 
>7sj^ Kr JCB^o 
 
 Volume I— No. 15.] 
 
 SATURDAY, JULY 31, 1858. 
 
 [Price 2 Cents. 
 
 James Gordon Bennett and Fanny 
 
 Elssler. 
 
 Fanny's Parlor. 
 
 Bennett (Softly knocks) — Fanny, dear, aro 
 you in? 
 
 Fawny— Who's there? 
 
 Bennett — Thy friend. 
 
 Fanny — -Thy name ? 
 
 Bennett — James Gordon Bennett. 
 
 Fanny — Gracious Heaven! (She unlocks 
 the door.) 
 
 Enter Bennett. 
 
 Bennett — Good morning-, sweet Fanny. 
 
 Fanny — A kind salutation to my noble 
 friend. 
 
 Bennett— Where's Wyckoff? 
 
 Fanny — I don't know. 
 
 Bennett — Will he return soon ? 
 
 Fanny — I guess not. 
 
 Bennett — Then come and sit in my lap. 
 
 Fanny — I will. (She bounds to Bennett's 
 knees.) 
 
 Bennett — Now kiss me. 
 
 Finny — There! (Smack! smack! smack! 
 and the last on his lips.) 
 
 Bennett — O! how sweet! 
 
 Fanny (archly) — You don't say ! 
 
 Bennett — Yes, I do. 
 
 Funny — And so do I. 
 
 Bennett — Then give me another cluster of 
 kisses. 
 
 Fanny — I'll give yon a dozen or a hundred, if 
 you will only puff me well, and fill the theatre 
 every night. 
 
 Bennett— Have I not puffed you well, my 
 darling? 
 
 Fanny — W-e-1-1 — y-e-s. Wyckoff says I am 
 increasing my popularity every day. And 
 now if you will only continue topvff me, my 
 dear Mr. Bennett, I will hug and kiss you, and 
 love you ever so dearly. And do yon know 
 that I intend to give your beautiful wife some 
 precious jewels ? 
 
 Bennett — Wyckoff said you contemplated a 
 splendid donation to my fair lady. 
 
 Fanny — Oyes, dear Mr. Bennett, the jewels 
 are all purchased, and your dear wife shall 
 have them soon. 
 
 Bennett — Hush! fair creature ! Don't talk 
 so loudly. Is the door locked ? I hear foot- 
 steps. Some one ascends the stairs. If you 
 are seen in my lap, old Mordecah M. Noah 
 will get hold of it, and put it in his Caudle 
 Lectures, which bite me terribly. 
 
 Fanny — The door is locked, and you need 
 not be afraid, as it is only the servant coming 
 to bring me some wine and water, and to dust 
 my parlor. 
 
 Bennett — Well, give me one more fervent 
 kiss, and let in the servant, and I will depart, 
 and return soon, unless you expect Wyckoff. 
 It won't do for us both to be here at the same 
 time, you know, eh? 
 
 Fanny — I hardly think it will, although I 
 love you both. 
 
 Servan t — (Knocks.) 
 
 Fanny — Busy 1 (Servant goes down stairs.) 
 
 Bennett — Which do you love best — me or 
 Wyckoff? 
 
 Fanny — I love you the best, dear Mr. Ben- 
 nett. Most people call Wyckoff the hand- 
 somest, but I think you are the prettiest man 
 I ever saw. Your voice is so sweet, and your 
 complexion so fair, and -your features so Gre- 
 cian, and your smile so lovely, and your heart 
 so kind, and your figure so commanding, and 
 your eyes so expressive of a large humanity. 
 O, Mr. Bennett, I most dearly love you, and 
 now I desire to know if you love me, and how 
 much ? And before you tell me, there's an- 
 other luscious kiss on your fragrant lips. And 
 now, dear friend, do tell me how much you 
 love your grateful and affectionate Fanny ? 
 
 Bennett — 0, I love yon most ardently, and 
 I have a mind to give Wyckoff a touch of the 
 Italian, and marry you, and hide ourselves in 
 some deep mountain glen of my beloved Scot- 
 land. 
 
 Fanny — 0, if you would only do all that. 
 
 Bmnett — What ! kill Wyckoff, and marry 
 you, and desert my devoted wife and child ? 
 
 Fanny — To be sure. Did you not say you 
 would ? 
 
 Bennett — Heaven! Fanny! I am very 
 nervous. Your extraordinary fascinations will 
 ruin me, and I must fly. 
 
 Fanny — Whither ? 
 
 Bennett — To my office. 
 
 Fanny — What! Havn't you the pluck to 
 kill Wyckoff, and marry me, and all my jewels, 
 and the vast possessions I have acquired 
 through my grace and agility ? 
 
 Bennett — Darm it, Fanny, no more to-day. 
 Give me a parting kiss, and I will go, and we 
 will resume this delightful theme to-morrow, 
 when Wyckoff is promenading Broadway, or 
 arranging your affairs at the Theatre and the 
 printing offices. So, good-by, my adored Fan- 
 ny — farewell, my precious solace and incom- 
 parable divinity. 
 
 Fanny — A fond adieu, my charming ad- 
 mirer. Come againto-morrow, or I shall die. 
 (She cries like a female Crocodile.) 
 . Bennett — Farewell. 
 
 Fanny — Farewell — my benefactor. O fare- 
 well ! 
 
 (He goes, and Fanny leaps, and dances, and 
 
 laughs, and screams, and wildly rejoices over 
 his departure.) 
 
 The reader must now imagine the lapse of many 
 
 years. 
 
 Bennett's Office. 
 
 Bennett — Mr. Hudson, don't let Ross & 
 Tousey have any more Heralds (or their coun- 
 try agents. 
 
 Hudson— Why ? 
 
 Bennett — Because I learn that they have 
 got all my little private arrangements with 
 Fanny Elssler stereotyped, and intend to pub- 
 lish my connection and black mail operations 
 with Elssler and Wyckoff, which will mortify 
 me extremely, and forever degrade me in the 
 eyes ot the people, and of my wife and child- 
 ren. 
 
 Hudson — I will see that Boss & Tousey ob- 
 tain no more //. raids, 
 
 Bennett — Give the order immediately, to 
 expel Boss & Tousey forever from our estab- 
 lishment. 
 
 Hudson — I will. (Bings the bell.) 
 Enter Paper Superintendent. 
 
 Superintendent — What is your desire, Mr. 
 Hudson? 
 
 Hudson — Let Ross & Tousey have no more 
 Heralds. They have offended Mr. Bennett. 
 
 Superintendent — Is it possible ? I'll see that 
 they get no more Heralds. (He goes.) 
 
 (Hudson goes to Bennett's private room.) 
 
 Hudson — I have given your order, and it 
 will be instantly obeyed. 
 
 Bennett — That will suffice. (Hudson retires.) 
 
 (To be continued.) 
 
 Richard B. Connolly and other Conspira. 
 tors against my Liberty. 
 
 In 1S55, Richard B. Connolly said he would 
 give me a clerkship in the County Clerk's 
 Office, if I would not expose his unnaturalized 
 alienage. I declined his infamous proposition. 
 He then got Alderman John Kelly to read a 
 letter to the Board of Aldermen, declaring 
 that he was born in Ireland, and first landed 
 in Philadelphia, where he got naturalized in 
 Independence Hall, and that he valued the frame 
 that contauied the evidences of his naturaliza- 
 tion, more than any piece of furniture in his 
 honse, and invited all to call at his residence, and 
 behold its graceful suspension on his parlor wall. 
 I called, and his wife assured me that her hus- 
 band was absent, and that his naturalization 
 papers were in a trunk, and that he had got 
 the kej r . Alderman John H. Briggs called, 
 when Connolly was at home, but he was not 
 permitted to see the evidences of his naturali- 
 zation. Other citizens, and many of Con- 
 
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 STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 nolly's most intimate friends called and de- 
 sired to see his naturalization papers, bul be 
 declined to show them. I then went to 1'hila- 
 (1 ilphia, and got certificates from the clerks of 
 all the Courts, that Richard 1!. Connolly, of 
 Ireland, was never naturalized in the Phila- 
 delphia Courts, and I returned, and published 
 the results of my visit to Philadelphia in the 
 York Times, and otlier journals, and also 
 stated that Connolly strove to bribe me not to 
 I pose his alienage. At the election of County 
 Clerk, which followed these events, Connolly 
 did not vote, and "when taunted with his re- 
 fusal to vote by his adversaries, he excused 
 himself on the ground that he had bet largely 
 on several candidates, and dared not vote. 
 This was the very small aperture through 
 which he crawled. And this is the scamp who 
 i- to impannel the jury by which I am soon 
 to be tried for the alleged libel of Tiemann 
 and Cooper and Connolly's most sacred friend, 
 Simeon Draper, with whom he was long a 
 clerk, and with whom he has been connected 
 in schemes of plunder and political villainy for 
 nearly a quarter of a century. From Con- 
 nolly's notorious character as a sly and cun- 
 ning and treacherous rascal, and Jury Packer, 
 I ballot stuffer, and public robber, 1 have 
 every reason to believe that he will pack the 
 jury that will try me. And he has four 
 powerful motives for packing my jury, and 
 s>: nding me to Blackwell's Island : And firstly, 
 to avenge my exposure of his perjured alien- 
 age, and secondly, to prove his fidelity to 
 his old friend, Simeon Draper, and thirdly, to 
 win the favor of Tiemann and Cooper, and 
 secure their support of hint as Comptroller, 
 and fourthly, to incarcerate me while he seeks 
 his nomination and election as Comptroller, 
 so that I cannot expose his perjured alienage 
 and nefarious crimes, during his efforts to ob- 
 tain an office, which will enable him to steal 
 millions from the Treasury, and thus rob the 
 toiling millions of ther bread and raiment and 
 shelter from the pitiless elements, and drive 
 many a lovely virgin, of sick and indigent 
 parents, to the horrors of prostitution. In 
 1852, he was almost penniless, but now he is 
 worth a million of dollars, which he has 
 stolen directly from the pockets of the honest 
 and laborious classes, for whom he profess- 
 es exhaustless love. With the Mayor and 
 i larly all the Executive Departments, and 
 Connolly, Draper, Sickles, Hart, and the 
 Herald, Times, and Trihviie, and other jour- 
 nals, and Peter Cooper, and Ex-Mayor Kings- 
 land, and other millionaires against me, it 
 seems almost impossible to escape a sojourn 
 at Blackwell's Island, but I have confidence 
 in God and truth and justice, and I defy all 
 the powers of earth to vanquish my soul. 
 And I most fervently thank the Great Dis- 
 poser of Events, that if I am consigned to a 
 felon's cell, it will not be for robbing the 
 friendless multitudes, like such thieves as Tie- 
 mann, Cooper, Draper, and Connolly, who 
 may not be incarcerated and tortured for their 
 deeds of villainy while living, although a 
 b rrible retribution awaits them beyond the 
 grave. Stephen, of old, was stoned for his 
 virtues, and Socrates poisoned, and the Saviour 
 crucified, and a poor, humble, and friendless 
 heing like me, may be imprisoned, and forced 
 to die in a dungeon, for exposing the public 
 robbers of the present generation. But I will 
 not murmur at the terrible ordeal through 
 which I am about to pass. For 0y fidelity 
 to tho people, I may lose my liberty. Be it 
 so. And when the public thieves have con- 
 signed me to a lonely and dreary cell, and my 
 frail form slowly wastes away, and I am for- 
 ever gone, my absent soul will only crave a 
 humble mound, and the tears of the virtuous, 
 to bless and fertilise the pretty flowers that 
 prance over my grassy hillock, in the mild 
 summer perfume. 
 
 >teplun f . §rant|j's Jdlipt0r. 
 
 NEW YORK, SATURDAY, JTJLY 31, 1858. 
 
 STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S "ALLIGATOR" CAN BE 
 
 i.lhiM . .1 (it all hnurs, at wholesale and retail, at No. 114 Nus- 
 buu Street, (Second Story), near Ann Street, New York. 
 
 My Trial. 
 
 Mr. Sedgwick informs me that I will be 
 tried on the first Monday in August. I shall 
 lie ready, and I dare Mayor Tiemann to meet 
 me on that memorable day. It grieves me to 
 know that my witnesses will overwhelm him 
 with disgrace, because his wife and children 
 will be degraded through all their posterity. 
 But for Tiemann, and Peter Cooper, and Ed- 
 ward Cooper, I have no sympathy, because 
 they have been recreant to the people, in their 
 appointment of thieves and assassins to the 
 most lucrative and honorable offices. Daniel 
 F. Tiemann lias been a hypocrite and a public 
 thief, since he was Alderman in 1838. 'Peter 
 Cooper has been a public plunderer since he 
 was Alderman in 1828, and a heartless miser 
 through all his days ; and Daniel and Peter 
 are training young Edward to imitate their 
 pernicious example. Peter Cooper is the fa- 
 ther of illegitimate children, who reside in the 
 vicinity of his Glue Factory, at Bushwick, and 
 1 >anicl F. Tiemann has long kept a mistress on 
 Randall's Island, and committed other deeds 
 of hell, as I will prove on the first Monday in 
 August. Let there be no postponement of the 
 trial, as I yearn for a conflict, that will con- 
 sign the foes of the people to undying infamy. 
 
 National Degeneration ! 
 
 What a consummate band of scamps wield 
 the destinies of this nation. From President 
 to Treasurer, and Collector, and official Sex- 
 ton, all is blai k-;nail, fornication, ballot-stutl'- 
 ing, and unblushing robbery. Who can re- 
 spect a President, who will permit such a vil- 
 lain as James Gordon Bennett to be a guest at 
 his table, and dictate his domestic and foreign 
 appointments, and demand the publication of 
 the "List of Letters" in his chameleon and 
 most infamous Journal, to the exclusion of the 
 New York Sun, which has the highest city 
 circulation, and which should publish the Let- 
 ters according to the Acts of Congress. Did 
 not Bennett first support George Law, and 
 then Fremont, down to the last hour of the 
 election ? And did he not traduce Buchanan, 
 as no other man in America ? And why does 
 Buchanan kiss the rod that strove to smite 
 him? And why does he permit him to visit 
 the White LTouse, as his most distinguished 
 guest? Is it because he fears he will expose 
 the motive of his intimate relations with Daniel 
 E. Sickles, and give some curious reminis- 
 cences of Fanny White's notorious tour in 
 Europe, while Dan was his Private Secretary 
 and flying Minister to Spain? Ostensibly, it 
 was Buchanan's fear of Bennett's hostility to 
 his Kansas views, but in reality, it was his 
 dread of Bennett's disclosure of hellish domes- 
 tic events, during Fanny White's European 
 pilgrimage, that induced Buchanan to proffer 
 Bennett the freedom of the White House, and 
 that forced him to unite Bennett and Sickles 
 in perpetual friendship. I can show where 
 Bennett squints at Dan and Fan and Buck in 
 the Herald, which shook the White House to 
 its deep foundation. Two famous harlots long 
 kept Daniel E. Sickles and Emanuel B. Hart, 
 and the latter lives with a woman now, on the 
 principles of Turkish Free Love. Fanny 
 White kept Sickles until he went to board 
 with a dancing master, whose wife he soon 
 allures from the bed of her husband, and 
 drives him from his own house. He then se-' 
 duces their daughter, a mere child, who be- 
 came six month's pregnant. Ho now fears 
 
 the law, and gets Bishop Hughes to marry 
 him to the lovely and youthful creature of his 
 seduction. He then introduces Mayor Am- 
 brose C. Kingslaud to his wile's mother, with 
 whom Kingslaud has sexual intercourse. He 
 then asks Mayor Kingsland to give him a cer- 
 tificate, that he had been married six months 
 before, to cover the pregnancy of his wife. 
 Kingsland hesitates, when Dan threatens to ex- 
 pose lils sexual intercourse with his wife's 
 mother. Kingsland becomes alarmed and gives 
 Dan the marriage certificate, and all is tran- 
 quil. When Dan became James Buchanan's 
 Private Secretary, at the Court of St. James, 
 Fanny White visited London, and was very 
 intimate with Buchanan, and Dan gave her 
 passports all over Europe, as Mrs. James Gor- 
 don Bennett. Bennett ascertained this, and 
 hence the long and bitter quarrel between Dan 
 and Bennett. Dan got the Hon. John Wheeler 
 to give Fanny White letters of introduction to 
 certain parties at Niagara Falls, as Mrs. James 
 Gordon Bennett. Fanny White now lives in 
 New York, and Dan is still friendly with her, 
 although she is kept by another. Emanuel 
 B. Hart was long kept by Eliza Pratt, who 
 got tired of him, and discarded him. He sub- 
 sequently took a notorious wanton, named 
 Louise Wallace, from a house of ill-fame, and 
 lives with her now, and introduces her into 
 the first circles of society. Sickles is now a 
 member of Congress, and the most influential 
 man under Buchanan in the White House, and 
 Hart was appointed by Buchanan, Surveyor 
 of the Port of New York, which is considered 
 next in importance to the office of Collector. 
 And yet there are no earthquakes. And the 
 people tamely submit to this monstrous degra- 
 dation. And these revelations may lead to a 
 scuffle of death between Sickles, Hart, and my- 
 self. But if I were sure that my brains were 
 to be strewn upon the pavement, I would dis- 
 close to the American people, that their pub- 
 lic servants are thieves, and fornicators, and 
 ballot -stuffers, and black-mailers. Public men 
 who will keep vile women, or (what is infinite- 
 ly more degrading,) be kept and fed and clothed 
 by concubines, like Hart and Sickles, should 
 bo exposed and loathed by all virtuous minds. 
 And Buchanan should be more despised than 
 Hart and Sickles, for his known intimacy with 
 them for years, and with Fanny White, and 
 for his appointment of Hart as Surveyor, and 
 for chopping off the heads of a hundred worthy 
 officials, at the instigation of such a notorious 
 rake, and thief, and ballot-stuffer as Daniel E. 
 Sickles. Buchanan fears Sickles, Hart, Ben- 
 nett, and Fanny White ! God of Heaven'! 
 How the national morals have degenerated 
 during the present century. At a recent din- 
 ner at the White House sat the President, Ben- 
 nett, Russell, Hart and Sickles. The Presi- 
 dent sat beside Mrs. Dan Sickles — Bennett sat 
 next to Mrs. Judge Russell — Russell sat alono 
 — Emauel B. Hart sat next to his Mistress, 
 and Sickles next to Fanny White. What a 
 mournful sacrilege ! Violated shades of Wash- 
 ington ! Jefferson ! and Jackson ! O Vernon ! 
 and Montieello! and tho Hermitage! may thy 
 hallowed verdure be forever green and fragrant. 
 And paralysed be the monsters who trample thy 
 mounds, and blight thy pretty violets. And is 
 there an American, or a naturalized foreigner 
 whose cheeks do not crimson at a bacchanal 
 like this, iu the sacred atmosphere of great 
 Washington's mausoleum? What! Shall a 
 gang like this be permitted to desecrate the 
 balls and seats once occupied by the most il- 
 lustrious patriots that ever graced the earth? 
 0, Father of Heaven! Do not abandon the 
 honest Americans, nor the patriot pilgrims to 
 theso happy shores, who still are grateful for 
 Thy protection of their immortal Fathers, and 
 who will strive to elect men to wield their 
 destinies, who cherish Thee, and will legislate 
 for the honor and welfare and glory of their 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 3 
 
 beloved country. Do not desert them, God! 
 is the fervent prayer of millions of noble 
 Americans, and of all naturalized foreigners, 
 who truly love Thee, and the free and sunny 
 laud of their adoption. 
 
 Does Mayor Tiemann know what became 
 of the Lime Kiln Man? Most horrible 
 disclosures ! In God's name, where are 
 the People ? 
 
 William O. Webb, now Superintendent of 
 Potter's Field, who was appointed by the Ten 
 Governors, sold and delivered last winter, five 
 hundred corpses to the body snatchers, and 
 has sold about the same number for several 
 winters past, for which he and others received 
 $17 for each corpse, forming an aggregate of 
 $8,500 that was received each winter. The 
 bodies are disinterred in the night, during the 
 favorable tides, and carried from Potter' sField 
 to the Dead House, on the shore of Ward's 
 Island, — sometimes in a sleigh, and sometimes 
 in a wheelbarrow, — and delivered to the body 
 snatchers, awaiting their arrival at the Dead 
 House. William O. Webb directs the grave 
 diggers to give no corpses to the body snatch- 
 ers, who died of small pox, or other contagious 
 diseases, nor badly mutilated bodies. Michael 
 Gilmore was an Assistant Grave Digger, and 
 is now a clerk of the Superintendent of Pot- 
 ter's Field. Wm. O. Webb's salary is $800 per 
 annum — a house free of rent — a farm — fuel, and 
 provisions, from the Ten Governors — and four 
 paupers and a servant to manage his farm. 
 Sometimes he has fifteen paupers to work his 
 farm. Webb's clerk receives $400 a year, and 
 his wife $200, and they have a large house 
 and extensive grounds, and a servant and fuel 
 and provisions from the Ten Governors. 
 "Webb employs a boy, about sixteen years old, 
 who buries the dead, and who has $300 per 
 annum. This boy receives the dead bodies, 
 and selects such as the Doctors desire, imme- 
 diately on their reception at Potter's Field. 
 Sometimes an arm or a leg is dissevered, and 
 sold to the Doctors. After the bodies are re- 
 moved, the coffins are sawed and chopped, and 
 packed in bags, and taken to Harlem, and used 
 as fire wood. The bodies are stripped of their 
 dead clothes, and the best part sold in the city, 
 as apparel, and the residue as rags, which con- 
 st, 'intly exposes the city to contagion. The 
 Ten Governors are familiar with these facts, 
 and have some knowledge of what is done 
 with the money that is received for the dead 
 bodies. William O. Webb has long been the 
 warm personal and political friend of Gover- 
 nor Daniel F. Tiemann, whose mutual rela- 
 tions have been of such a peculiar nature 
 that, although Gov. Tiemann has often been 
 apprised of Webb's monstrous proceedings, yet 
 he dared not advance a step towards his re- 
 moval. Webb's expenses as Superintendent 
 of Potter's Field are $5,000 per annum. A 
 respectable man, with the best security, 
 proposed to Mayor Tiemann, when he was 
 Governor, to assume the management of 
 Potter's Field, for $1,000 per annum, without 
 the salaries, houses, farms, paupers, and ser- 
 vants, fuel, and provisions that the Superin- 
 tendent and Clerk, and their wives then and 
 now receive, forming an aggregate of $5,000 
 per annum, exclusive of the $8,500 received by 
 the Superintendent and others tor dead bodies. 
 And yet, such were the peculiar relations sub- 
 sisting between Gov. Tiemann and Mr. Webb, 
 that the former dared not accept a proposition 
 so favorable to the Treasury of the City, for 
 whose economical disbursements Gov.Tiemann 
 professes such anxious regard. One of the 
 grave diggers refused to sell the body snatch- 
 ers any more bodies, and informed Gov. Tie- 
 mann of his determination, who exclaimed, 
 with much levity : " If you interfere witli their 
 business, there will be no inquest held over 
 
 your body." Webb sold the corpse of his number of fools that read their nonsense, and 
 
 wife's uncle, whose name was Brown, a builder, 
 and when Brown's relatives desired his body for 
 respectable interment, Webb placed another 
 corpse in the coffin, and sent it to them, which 
 they interred as their dear relative^ The 
 Lime Kiln Man was borne to Potter's Field, 
 and when his friends heard the sad intelligence 
 of his death and pauper interment, they raised 
 funds, which they gave to Webb, with direc- 
 tions to exhume and respectably inter him. 
 But Webb could not find the Lime Kiln Man, 
 and placed another corpse in a coffin, and 
 buried it, and when the friends of the Lime 
 Kiln Man came to Potter's Field, Mr. Webb 
 led^them to a grave, which" he assured them 
 was the Lime Kiln Man's. At my trial, on 
 the first Monday in August, I shall summon 
 the Doctor, and the body snatchers connected 
 with him, and the superintendent, clerk, grave 
 diggers, and all others engaged in this awful 
 sacrilege, to unmask the scoundrels connected 
 with our public institutions. 
 
 Bennett, Greeley, and Raymond. 
 
 New York is the seat of Commerce, afflu- 
 ence, intelligence, and journalism, and the 
 devii has placed at the head of the Press, three 
 such rogues as Bennett, Greeley, and Ray- 
 mond. I have personally known these des- 
 perate jugglers for twenty years, and if the 
 reader is sceptical, when I brand them as un- 
 paralleled scoundrels, let him refer to the files 
 of these editors, who fiercely denounce, and 
 clearly prove each other to be incomparable 
 villains, and in parallel columns, they assume 
 to be the censors of the public morals, and 
 anathematise rogues of every grade and coun- 
 try, whom they strive to allure to the 
 embraces of the sacred virtues. The mighty 
 destinies of our country are in the grasp of 
 heartless black mail editors, and Bennett, 
 Greeley, and Raymond never unite in matters 
 of public good, nor in the election of meritori- 
 ous citizens to public office. And when they 
 scream loudest for the propagation of the pub- 
 lic virtues, and the creation of wise public 
 measures, their eyes are fastened on the devil, 
 and his imps, and overshadowing schemes of 
 public plunder. Their opinions have not half 
 the force and purity of the humblest citizens, 
 and yet, like foreign despots, they thrust their 
 heresies into our skulls, and in connection 
 with officials, as infamous as themselves, 
 (whom they elect,) they trample our most 
 sacred rights, and slyly appropriate the public 
 treasure, and violate all laws, human and di- 
 vine, and from whose editorial edicts there is 
 no appeal. And thus the public evils of our 
 country flow from such polluted sources, as 
 the Herald, Times, and Tribune, If these 
 three editors were as pure and patriotic as 
 they profess to be, they would unite in the 
 advocation of honest men for office, and dis- 
 charge their thievish correspondents at Albany 
 and Washington, (who are in collusion with 
 official robbers, by direction of their employ- 
 ers,) and invariably oppose the election of 
 vicious men to office'. Bennett, Greely, and 
 Raymond, and other editorial rogues, never 
 advocate the election of a man to office, with- 
 out the pledge of a share of his influence and 
 spoils, which is the real source of our public 
 evils. They black mail on a scale of startling 
 magnitude and boldness. They watch, with 
 ceaseless vigilance, for facilities to seize the 
 pap from the private and public purse. They 
 level their fleetest and most envenomed ar- 
 rows at the subordinate municipal officers, 
 Mayors, Governors, National 'Collectors, Re- 
 presentatives, Senators, Cabinet officers, and 
 the President, himself, whom they force to 
 yield to their demands, or they spread terror 
 into the camps of these public vultures. Ben- 
 nett, Greeley, and Raymond have obtained 
 their prodigious power, through the large 
 
 black mail philippics. If these idiots would 
 cease to read their vile and selfish stuff, and 
 patronise those editors who proclaim the 
 truth, and strive to promote the public wel- 
 fare, such men as Bennett, Greeley, and Ray- 
 mond would soon become the paupers and 
 loafers and scamps of twenty years ago, when 
 they had no place to lay their wicked skulls, 
 nor credit for a loaf of bread. 
 
 The Peter Cooper Institute! 
 
 In front of this sham Institute is painted, in 
 blazing letters: "These Stores, and the Story 
 above to Let. Enquire in office, 2d story." 
 And Peter might have advertised a portion of 
 the stories above the two lower stories, as ho 
 has rooms to let in every story of the build- 
 ing. Even around the lecture room, in the 
 second and third stories, he has constructed 
 small rooms to let to any adventurer who 
 comes along. Such was his avarice, and so 
 greedy was he to gouge all the area he possi- 
 bly could from earth and Heaven, that he dug 
 as far towards China as he dared, and ap- 
 proached Heaven's dome, until his architect 
 warned him to stop, lest the whole edifice 
 tumble into one common ruin, so feeble was 
 the building's foundation. And now, Peter 
 Cooper! I demand you to instantly surrender 
 your right and that of your heirs, (including 
 Mayor Tiemann and Edward Cooper.) to the 
 building known as the Cooper Institute. You 
 have made a great noise, for half a dozen years, 
 about your extraordinary philanthropy, and 
 you have publicly proclaimed, a thousand 
 times, that you intended to give your "Art 
 and Science" edifice to the city, entirely for 
 educational purposes. And you have got its 
 tax of $8,000 reduced with this plea. And you 
 have also got the Croton water tax removed, 
 although you have got a steam engine in the 
 building. And yet you still hold the proper- 
 ty, in the name of yourself and heirs, and from 
 what I know of your penurious propensities, 
 I could almost swear that you never meant to 
 give it to the city. Was not the building pub- 
 licly dedicated long since? And where are 
 the three thousand pupils, with green satchels, 
 with whom we all expected to see the build- 
 ing teem? There is more cheerfulness and 
 utility in the deserts of Arabia, and the classic 
 ruins and crumbling desolations of the Ancient 
 States, than in the dismal and Shylock echoes 
 of your bogus and uncomely structure. And 
 why do you still clutch it to your heart, like 
 an expiring miser, his miserable dross? And 
 why did you so construct the building, as to 
 render it utterly inappropriate for students ? 
 You have told beggars, high and low, for half 
 a dozen years, that you could not give them 
 a crurn of thread, because you were devoting 
 all your surplus means to the construction of 
 the Cooper Institute. And now that it is 
 erected, and you have got all you desired, 
 (and have toiled thirty years to achieve,) in 
 the election of Tiemann, your son-in-law, as 
 Mayor, through your specious and fallacious 
 Philanthropy, and in the appointment of Ed- 
 ward Cooper, your own son, as Street Com- 
 missioner, by Tiemann, — after you have reach- 
 ed the goal of your miserly and ungodly am- 
 bition, and have got all New York in your 
 breeches pocket, I find you apply your fingers 
 to your infernal nose, and hurl defiance at the 
 people, whom you have bamboozled, and 
 evince a disposition to forever hold the build- 
 ing over which you have raised such a clatter 
 for half a dozen years, and now actually ad- 
 vertise the stores and rooms of nearly the en- 
 tire edifice, and of course, will put the rents 
 in yonr yawning pockets, in the name of the 
 President and Board of Trustees of the im- 
 mortal Cooper Institute, which illustrious 
 Chartered Body only comprises Peter Cooper! 
 Peter ! Peter! you are a consummate impos- 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 tor, and all tfce people will soon conceive you 
 to be so, unless yon instantly disgorge the 
 property you long promised t<> give them for 
 educational purposes. And now, Peter, go t<> 
 the City Hall at once, and record the Institute 
 in the name of the people, who will ever bless 
 you for your noble philanthropy. 
 
 Advertisements— 25 Cents a line. 
 
 Credit— From two to four seconds, or as long as the Ad> 
 rertlser can hold his breath ! Letters And Advertisements to 
 be left at No. 114 Nassau street, second story, front room. 
 
 -Li GARDENERS.— City Inspector's Department, 
 New fork, June U5, 1868.— In conformity with the following 
 tion, the space therein mentioned will be permitted to 
 be used as a place, by .farmers and gardeners, for the sale of 
 vegetables and garden produce, until the hour of I- o*i i i i., 
 M , daily — the use to be free of charge : 
 
 Et ■•■ Ived Tltat permission be, and is hereby, {riven to funn- 
 els and market garcLenprs, to occupy daily, until 12 M., free of 
 charge, the vacant space of the northern and southern extra 
 itiesofthe intersection of Broadway and .Sixth avenue, be- 
 tween Thirty-second and Thirty-fifth streets^ without Infring- 
 ing up n the streets which the said space intersects, for the 
 purpose uuly oi celling vegetables and market produce, of their 
 own farms or gardens, under the supervision of the City In 
 spector. 
 
 Also, by resolution of the Common Council, The use of 
 Gouverneur slip is granted to farmers aud gardeners for the 
 side of produce from wagons. 
 
 GEO. W. MORTON, Citv Inspector. 
 
 JOSEPH CANNING. Sup't of Markets. 
 
 FULLMER AND \VofU>, TARMAGE Manufacturers. 
 239 West luih Street, New York. 
 Horse-shoeing done ivii h despatch; and in the most scl- 
 ent. fk' manner, and on reasi nable terms. 
 
 MC SPE0ON AND BAKER'S STATIONERY WARE- 
 house and Envelope Manufactory, No's. 2'.', 31, and 
 33, Beekman Street, New York. 
 
 Envelopes of all patterns, styles, and quality, mi hand, 
 and made to order for the trade and others, by Steam Ma- 
 chinery. Pa'ented April 8ih, 1856. 
 
 COREY AND SON, MERCHANT'S EX- 
 cbange, Wall Btrei t. N. « York.-Notaries Public undCom- 
 
 i. .i -.].,],, . r ,. — United StateS I'd-spnrN issued in 36 hours,— 
 Bills of-Excnauge, Drafts, and Notes pretested,— .Marine pro- 
 tests noted and extended. 
 
 EDWIN F. COREY, 
 EDWIN F. COREY, Jr. 
 
 J VAN TINE, SHANGAE RESTAURANT, 
 • No. 2, Dey street, New York. 
 
 k% TIC 
 
 J. W. BARKER, GENERAL AUC- 
 
 ONEEHS fit REAL ESTATE BROKERS. Loans 
 negotiated, Houses and Stores Rented, Stocks and Bunds 
 Sold at Auction ot Private Sale, 
 
 Also, FURNITURE S"ALES attended to at private houses. 
 Office, 14 Pine street, under Commonwealth Bank. 
 
 NOTICE— TO PERSONS KEEPING SWINE, 
 OWNERS OF PROPERTY WHERE THE SAME 
 MAY BE KEPT, AND ALL OTHERS INTERESTED. At 
 
 _._STED. At 
 a meeting of the Mayor and Commissioners of Health, held 
 at the City Hall of the City of New York, Friday, June' I3th, 
 1858, the following preamble and resolutions -were adopted : 
 
 \\ hereas, A large number of swine are kept in various por- 
 tion! oi the city; and whereas, it is the general practice of 
 I as bo keeping awine, to boil offal and kitchen refuse and 
 
 garbage, whereby a highly offensive and dangerous nuisance 
 io created, tlitretme, he it 
 
 Resolved, That this Board, of the Mayor and Commission- 
 ers oi Health, deeming swine Eept'soutn of (86th) street, in 
 this city, to be creativeofa nuisance and detrimental to the 
 public health; therefore; the City Fnspectoi be, and he is here- 
 by, authorized and directed to take, seize, aud remove from 
 any and all places and premises, all and every swine found or 
 kepi nil any premises in any place in the city of New \ ori 
 southerly of said street, aud to cause all such swine to be re- 
 moved to the Politic Pound, or othersuitable place beyondthe 
 limits of the city or northerly >.t said street and to cause all 
 premises or places wherein, "or on which, said swine ow 
 have been so found or kept, to bethoroughly cleaned and putt 
 It"-] ;i the City Inspector shall deem neiWsary to Secure the 
 preservation of the public health, and that all expenses in- 
 curred thereby constitute a lien 'on the lot, lots or premises 
 from which said nuisance shall have been abated or removed 
 
 Resolved, That the foregoing resolutions shall take effect 
 from and alter the iirst day of July next, and that public no- 
 tice he given <.t the Barqe by.publication in the Corporation 
 papers to that date, and that notice maybe given to persons 
 keeping swine by circulars delivered on the premises, aud 
 that all violations of this order be prosecuted by the proper 
 legal authorities, on complaint from the City Inspector or bis 
 officers. 
 
 City Inspector's Department, ) 
 New York, June 18, 1858. J 
 
 All persons keeping swine, or upon whose property Or prem- 
 ier- I lie same m iv |„- k-'pt, are hnel,-, ],■ titled that "the above 
 resolutions will be strictly enforced from and after the first 
 day ol July next. 
 
 GEO. W. MORTON, City Inspector. 
 
 CAKLTON HOUSE, 49G BROADWAY, NEW 
 York. Bates and Holden, Proprietors, 
 
 THEOPHILUS BATES. 
 OREL J. HOLDEN. 
 
 TRIMMING MANUFACTURERS. — 13. 
 YATES & CO., 639 Broadwai, New York. 
 Fringes, Cords, Tassels, Loops, Gimps, 
 and Gimp Bands, 
 
 s. 
 
 W M i 
 
 COULTER, Carpenter. — I have long 
 
 been engaged as a Carpenter, and I assure all who 
 will favor me with their patronage, that I will build as good 
 houses, or anything else in my line, as any other carpenter in 
 the city of New York. I will also be as reasonable in charges 
 for my work as any other person. 
 
 WILLIAM COULTER. Carpenter. 
 Rear of 216 East Twentieth street, New- York. 
 
 GERARD BETTS & CO., AUCTION AND 
 Commission Merchants, No. 100, Wall street, corner of 
 Front street, New York. 
 
 WW. OSBORN, MERCHANT TAILOR, 
 • 9 Chamber street, near Chatham street, New York. 
 
 COLOMON BANTA, Architect, No. 93 Amos 
 
 lO street, New York. I have built as many houses and stores 
 as any Architect in this city, or the United States, aud I can 
 
 Eroduce vonchers to that effect ; arid I flatter myself that I can 
 uild editiees thut will compare favorably,- In point 61 beauty 
 and durability, with those of any architect in this Country. "I 
 am prepared to receive orders in my line of business at No 
 m Amos street. New York. "SOLOMON BANTA. 
 
 ROBERT ONDERDONK — THIRTEENTH 
 Ward Hotel, 405 and 407 Grand street, corner of Clinton 
 street, New York. 
 
 FRANCIS B. BALDWIN, WHOLESALE 
 ami RETAIL CLOTHING fc FURNISHING WARE- 
 HOI SE, 7ii and 72 Bowery, between Canal and Hester sts. 
 New York. Lunze and elegant assortment of Youths' and 
 Boys' Clothing. F. B. BALDWIN, 
 
 J. G. BARSU.M. 
 
 F. B. BALDWIN has just opened his New and Immense 
 Establishment. THE LARGEST IN THE CITY ' An en- 
 tire New Stock of GENTLEMEN'S, YOUTH'S and CHIL- 
 DKFrN'S CLOTHING, recently manufactured by the best 
 workmen in the city, is now opened for inspection. Also a 
 superior stock of FURNISHING GOODS. All articles are 
 ot the I'.est Quality, and having been purchased duriuj: the 
 crisis, WILL BE SOLD VERY LOW! The Custom De- 
 partment contains the greatest variety of CLOTHS t ASSI- 
 MERES, and VESTINGS. 
 
 Mr. BALDWIN has associated with him Mr. J. G. BAR- 
 NUM. who has had great experience in the business, having 
 bi I ,, thirty years connected with the leading Clothing Es£ 
 toblisbments of the city. 
 
 THOMAS A. DUNN, 50G EIGHTH AVENUE, 
 has a very choice assortment of Wines, Brandies Cor- 
 dials and Segan, winch he will sell at prices that will yield a 
 fcir profit. All my democratic friends, and my immediate as- 
 sociates in the Boards of Aldermen and Councilmen are re- 
 ■pe< tfully invited to call in their rambles throuphEig hth Ave- 
 nue, and enjoy a good Havana fiegar, and nice, flparklinc 
 Champagne., and very exhilerating brandy. For the segarij 1 
 will charge my political friends and associates only fire pence 
 each, and for the brandy only ten pence per half gill, and for 
 the < hampagne only four shillings a glass, or two dollars a bot- 
 tle. 
 
 So call, kind friends, and Bins a glee, 
 And laugh and smoke and drink wiih me, 
 Sweet Sangaree 
 Till you can't see: 
 ( Chorui — At your expense ! 
 
 (Which pays my rents,) 
 For my fingers do you see 
 O'er my nose gyrating free ? 
 , THOMAS A. DUNN, No. 506 Eighth avenue. 
 
 WILLIAM M. TWEED, CHAIR, & OFFICE 
 Furniture Dealer and Manufacturer, 
 No. 2"9 Broadway, corner of Read street New York. Room 
 No. 15. 
 
 FASHION HOUSE.— JOSEPH HYDE PRO- 
 prietor. corner Grand and Essex street. Wines, Liquors, 
 and Cigars of the best brands. He invites his friends to give 
 him a call. Prompt and courteous attention given Ins patrons. 
 
 WILLIAM A. CONKLIN, ATTORNEY AND 
 COUNSELLOR AT LAW, No. 17G Chatham street, 
 New York. Any business entrusted to his charge from citi- 
 zens of this city or any part of the country, w-ill receive prompt 
 and faithful attention, and be conducted on reasonable tern,, 
 WILLIAM A. CONKLIN. 
 
 HERRING'S PATENT CHAMPION FIRE AND BUR- 
 glar Proof Safe, with Hall's Patent Powder Proof 
 Locks, afford the greatest security of any Safe in the world. 
 Also. Sideboard and Parlor Safes, of elegant workmanship 
 and finish, for plate, <fec. S. C. HERRING & CO., 
 
 251 Broadway. 
 
 EDWARD PHAI.ON & SON, 497 and 517 Broadway, 
 New York— Depots for the sale of Perfumery, and 
 every article connected with the Toilet. 
 
 We now introduce the "BOUQUET D'OGARITA, or 
 Wild Flower of Mexico, 11 which is superior to any thing of 
 the Kind in the civilized world. 
 
 EDWARD PHAI.ON & SON. 
 
 QAM1 II. SNEDEN, SHIP & STEAMBOAT BUILDER.— 
 iJ My Office is at No. 81 Corlears street, New York; and 
 my yards and residence are at Greenpoint. I have built 
 Ships and Steamers for every portion of the Globe, for a 
 long term of years, and continue to do so on reasonable 
 SAMUEL SNEDEN. 
 
 JOHN IS. WEBB, BOAT BUILDER, 71S WATER STREET 
 My Boats are of models and materials unsurpassed by 
 those of any Boat Builder in the World. Give me a call, 
 and if I don't please you, I will disdain to charge you for 
 what does not entirely satisfy you. JOHN B. WEBB. 
 
 ALANSON T. BRIGGS— DEALER IN FLOUR BARRELS, 
 Molasses Casks, Water, and all other kinds of Casks. 
 Also, new Hour barrels .and half-barrels; a large supply 
 constantly on hand. My Stores are at Nos. C'2, fi", 01, 69, 
 7:;, T5, 77 and 79 Rutger'fl Slip ; at 285, 237, and 289 Cherry 
 street ; also, in South and Water streets, between Pike and 
 Rutger's Slip, extending from street to street. My yards in 
 Williamsburgta. are at Furman & Co.'s Dock. My yards in 
 New York are at the corner of Water and Gouverneur 
 streets; and in Washington street, near Canal ; and at Le- 
 roy Place. My general Office is at 64 Rutger's Slip. 
 
 ALANSON T. BRIGGS. 
 
 FULTON IRON WORKS.— JAMES MURPHY & CO., 
 manufacturers of Marine and Land Engines, Boilers, 
 &c. Iron and Brass Castings. Foot of Cherry street, East 
 River. 
 
 BRADDICK & HOGAN, SAILMAKERS, No. 272 South 
 Street, New Yoik. 
 Awnings, Tents, and Bags made to order. 
 
 JESSE A. BRADDICK, 
 RICHARD HOGAN. 
 
 JN. GENIN, FASHIONABLE HATTER, 214 Broad- 
 • way 
 
 vay, New York. 
 
 GENIN'S LADIES' & CHILDREN'S OUTFITTING 
 Bazaar, 513 Broadway, (St Nicholas Hotel, N. Y.) 
 
 WILLIAM M. SOMERVIL1.E, WHOLESALE AND 
 Retail Druggist and Apothecary, 205 Bleecker-st , 
 corner MineUa, opposite Cottage Place, New York. All the 
 popular Patent Medicines, fresh Swedish Leeches, Cup- 
 ping, &c. Physicians' Prescriptions accurately prepared. 
 WM. M. SO.MEKVILLE. 
 
 AW. <fc T. HUME, MERCHANT TAILORS, No. 
 . 82 Sixth Avenue, New York. We keep a large and 
 elegant assortment of every article that a gentleman re- 
 quires. We make Coats, Vests and Pants, aRer the latest 
 Parisian fashions, and on reasonable terms. 
 
 A. W. & T. HUME. 
 
 I-'HE WASHINGTON, By BARTLETT & GATES, 
 No. 1 Broadway, New Y'ork. Come and see us, good 
 friends, and eat and drink and be merry, in the same capa- 
 cious and patriutic halls where the immortal Washington's 
 voice and laugh once reverberated. 
 O come to our Hotel, 
 And you'll be treated well. 
 BARTLETT & GATES. 
 
 EXCELSIOR PRINTING HOUSE, 211 CENTRE ST., IS 
 furnished with every facility, latest improved presses, 
 and the newest styles of type— for the excution of Book, 
 Job and Ornamental Printing. Call and see specimens. 
 
 C1HARLES FRANCIS, SADDLER, 
 J 1808,) Sign of the Golden Horse,? 
 
 (ESTABLISHED IN 
 . 9 Bowery, New York, 
 opposite the Theatre. Mr. F. will sell his articles as low as 
 any other Saddler in America, and warrant them to be equal 
 to any in the World. 
 
 H. 
 
 N. .WILD, STEAM CANDY MANUFACTURER, No. 
 451 Broadway, bet. Grand and Howard streets, New 
 York. My Iceland Moss and Flaxseed Candy will cure 
 Coughs and Sneezes in a very short time. 
 
 MRS. S. S. BIRD'S LADIES' AND GENTLE. 
 men's Dm ng aud Oyster Saloons, No 31 Canal street 
 near East Broadway, and 2G4 Division street, New York 
 Oysteri Pickled to Order. 
 
 JAMES MELENFY, (SUCCESSOR TO SAMUEL 
 Hopper,) Grocer, and Wholesale and Retail Dealer in 
 Pure Country Milk. Teas, Coffee, Sugars & Spices. Flour, 
 Bntter, Lard. Cheese, Eggs <tc No. 158, Eighth Avenue, 
 Near 18th Street, New York, families supplied by leaving 
 their address at ihe Store. 
 
 BOOT If SHOE EMPORIUMS. EDWIN A. BROOKS, 
 Importer and Manufacturer of Boots, Shoes * Gaiters, 
 Wholesale and Retail, No. 575 Broadway, and 150 Fulton 
 Street, New York. 
 
 JW. MASON, MANUFACTURER, WHOLESALE and 
 i Retail dealers in all kinds of chairs. Wash Stands, 
 Settees, 4c. 377 & 379 Pearl Street. New Y'ork. 
 
 Cane and Wood Seat Chairs, in Boxes, for Shipping. 
 
 BENJAMIN JONES, COMMISSION DEALER, IN Heal 
 Estate. Houses and stores and lots lor sale in all 
 parts of the city. Office at the junction oi' Broadway, 
 Seventh Avenue, and Forty-Sixth Street. 
 
 FOLEY'S CELEBRATED " GOLD PENS.' 
 For sale by all Stationers and Jewellers. 
 OFFICE AND STORE, 
 
 1G3 BROADWAY. 
 
 JAMES DONNELLY'S COAL YARD,— 
 Twenty-sixth street and Second Avenue. I always have 
 all hinds of coal uu hand, and of the very best quality, which 
 I will sell as low as any other coal dealer in the United State9 
 JAMES DONNELLY. 
 
 JAMES GRIFFITHS, (Late CHATFIELD & GRIFFITHS,) 
 No. 273 Grand st., New York. A large stock of well-se- 
 lected Cloths, Cassimeres, Vesting?, &c , on hand. Gent's, 
 Youths' and Children's Clothing, Cut and Made in the most 
 approved style. All cheap for Cash. 
 
 Ji 
 
 AGATE & CO., MEN'S FURNISHING GOODS 
 and Shirt Manufacturers, 256 Broadway, New Y'ork 
 Shirts made to order and guaranteed to fit. 
 J. AGATE, F. W. TAL KINGTON. 
 
 BILLIARD TABLES.— PIIELAN'S IMPROVED BIL- 
 liard Tables and Combination Cushions — Protected by 
 letters patent, dated Feb. 19, 1856 ; Oct. 28, 1856 ; Dec. 8, 
 1S57; Jan. 12, 1858. The recent improvements in these 
 Tables make them unsurpassed in the world. They are 
 now offered to th6 scientific Billiard players as combining 
 speed with truth, never before obtained in any Billiard Table. 
 Sales-rooms Nos. 780 and 788 Broadway, New York. Manu- 
 factory No. 53 Ann Street. 
 
 O'CONNOR & COLLENDOR, Sole Manufacturers. 
 
 OLMSTEAD, IMPORTER, MANUFACTURER 
 and Jobber of Men's Furnishing Goods, No. 24 Bar- 
 clay Street, corner of Church, New York. 
 
 CB. HATCH, HILLER & MERSEREAU, Importers 
 i and Jobbers of Men's Furnishing Goods, and Manu- 
 facturers of the Golden Hill Shirts, 99 Chambers Street, N 
 E. corner Church Street, New York. 
 
 C L. 
 KJt an 
 
 LA. ROSENMIXLER, DRUGGIST, NO. 172 EIGHTH 
 • Avenue, New York. C unping & Leeching. Medi- 
 
 cines at all hours. 
 
Volume I.— No. 17. 
 
 SATURDAY, AUGUST 14, 1858. 
 
 Price 2 Cents. 
 
 TRIAL OF STEPHEN H. BRANCH, 
 
 FOR "'"^ 
 
 LIBEL. 
 
 For want of room we omit the evidence and 
 insert summing up of counsel for defendant, 
 remarks of Mr. Branch, sentence, by the Re- 
 eorder and opinions of the Press 
 
 ' [From, the .V. )' 
 " r ^" '"""SUMMING up fos DEFENCE. ^ .-^i 
 £? Shortly after the opening of the Court, Mr. 
 Ashmead rose and commenced to sum up for 
 th» defence. He opened by pointing out the 
 res] ^risibilities of the Jury, stating that should 
 they find a verdict in favor of the prosecution, 
 it would establish a precedent which would 
 strike a serious blow at the liberty of the citi- 
 zen. He characterized the prosecution as one 
 of the most extraordinary character. In com- 
 menting on the experience of the opposing coun- 
 sel, he said he remembered a comment by a most 
 eminent divine, on the words of Solomon, "I 
 have never seen the righteous forsaken, nor 
 Ms seed begging their bread," namely, that 
 what Solomon had not seen he had. He spi >kc 
 strongly against the fact that the prosecution 
 had originated with the Grand Jury, instead of 
 taking the - action before a' committing magis- 
 trate, having a preliminary examination. 
 Here was a citzen, humble if they pleased, on- 
 one side, while on the other was the Mayor of 
 the greatest city in the New World, and these 
 officers of the Grand Jury, forgetting that in 
 this republic all should be treated alike, en- 
 eroached upon the liberty of this citizen by 
 stepping out of their nsual course.* Should the 
 jury adopt the precedent of convicting a man 
 under such circumstances, then God help the 
 liberty of the citizen; but the consequence-. 
 
 ' would rest upon the heads of them ami their 
 children. [Mr. Ashmead here read extracts 
 from the opinions of eminent Judges, showing 
 that a prisoner had a right to a preliminary ex- 
 amination before the case could go before the 
 Grind Jury.] But fcia unfortunate man u.i- 
 not so served; he knew nothing of the accu- 
 sation, nor 'was he brought face to face with 
 
 ■ his powerful accusers. Were this man immac- 
 ulate, he stood, under these circumstances, sub- 
 ject to all the lightning eleqnonoe of the oppo- 
 site side, and was not able to do as was his 
 right, namely, bring an action for damages 
 against his accusers, because the responsibility 
 rested with the public prosecutor. 
 
 Mr. Ashmead continued to read from the 
 same book, contending that no indictment! 
 should bo smuggled into a Grand Jury room 
 
 
 as this had been. The Mayor, or the Gov- 
 ernor, or His Honor on the Bench had no right 
 to adopt a system denied to the meanest citizen; 
 and in their anxiety ti5 [juuish crime, they 
 should take care that they did not strike a 
 blow at the liberty of the community, nor 
 should Judicial Legislation take away the 
 rights of the citizen. The Jury should take 
 care that this man was not made a victim 
 through the variation of the Grand Jury from 
 the usual course; but they should follow the 
 example of English Grand Juries, and take 
 care how they struck a blow at Constitutional 
 rights. He next referred to the noble speech 
 of Robert Emmet, before Lord Norburv, who 
 several times attempted to stop the criminal 
 when speaking before he was sentenced. lie 
 said : " Though I am to be sacrificed, I insist 
 that all the forms be gone through." Let the 
 Jury, then do a- Emmet did to Lord Norbury 
 — make the Mayor go through the forms. 
 (Here McKeon smiled.) And though the Dis- 
 trict Attorney should smile at these remarks, 
 this matter was serious, and a laugh and a 
 sneer were not an argument. He referred to 
 the case of tlie libel of Macintosh, where, it 
 was asserted, there was on one Btde a NTapo 
 [eon I hi eulei > '.I ■ r ■ itest empire in the 
 world, and On tic other, Sis in this case, a poor 
 and obsen yet in that case a British 
 
 Jury fciuigbl futur i g aerations a lesson, andi 
 show h an American Jury 
 
 should endeavor to follows TJ ^^m 
 
 Mr. Ashmead next read from the revised 
 statutes, showing thai m iceused person should 
 have a preliming i before being 
 
 indicted, md contended that agreat privilege 
 had beeii taken from Ids client, and by this 
 mi ins had b ■> ■■ liberties 
 
 of tl I tVtud ■ 1 to the fact that 
 
 Mr, i . . 'i ifpre i I Irand 
 
 Jut") ..; '!■. and yet : id been in- 
 
 dicted For a lib this w i '''"I 
 
 ing v. the J 
 
 establii ipirl'e • eal ing down 
 
 all the : - ■ ' .i'li- irrdumled 
 
 the citizen. He. insisted that the prosecution 
 had taken away everj privilege fromthis man. 
 an.l enviroaed him by a wall, so that hi ob'uld 
 not escape, by getting up this Trinity of 
 indictments. These three indictments were 
 united so that one should support the other. 
 The Recorder had said that Mr. Draper was 
 old enough to take care of himself, but wis-* 
 doni didn't come with length of year--, and 
 certainly Simeon Draper was not bred in the 
 school of Chesterfield, for he forgot common 
 courtesy by saying the alleged libel was a lie. 
 Mr. Ashmead then commented on the conduct 
 
 of the prosecution in putting in only one half 
 of the libel in the indictment, and keeping out 
 that part which had a foundation in truth, 
 which he said was a piece with the remainder 
 of these proceedings. Such conduct struck 
 a serious blow at our free institutions, and as 
 Erskine said if such proceedings were to ob- 
 tain, our halls of justice would be turned into 
 altars, and the poor victim would be immola- 
 ted at the shrine of persecution. 
 
 Mr. Ashmead then proceeded to explain the 
 the law of libel, contending that it was n. 
 sary that "malice" should be proved, in or- 
 der to sustain an indictment for libel. He 
 spoke of the law in England, which would not 
 permit the truth to be given in evidence, and 
 contrasted such with the laws of New York, 
 which provided that if an article was publish- 
 ed without malice, it, was not libellous ; for it 
 permitted a reporter to publish the proceed- 
 ings of a meeting or of a legislative body 
 without holding him liable, provided it was 
 proved that it had been published without mal- 
 ic. . The counsel then commented on the re- 
 mark made by the Recorder relative to his 
 taking no decisions but his own, and that Mr. 
 Ashmead's points would not be fit for a Karns- 
 chatka Court, and proceeded to justify his own 
 course in the matter. 
 
 The Recorder remarked that Mr. Ashmead 
 must have«forgotten his own observations, he 
 had said that "a certain decision had been 
 made by one of the Judges of this Court" and 
 that caused his Honor to make the remark to 
 which he had alluded. *~ .i^p 1 —'''-.^- 
 
 Mr. Ashmead replied that it had been so 
 ruled in this Court in the case of Coleman vs. 
 Magoon, in 1818. The Counsell then pointed 
 o.iil the fact that Mayor Tiemann had testified 
 that he had been ■ >okeu to on this subleet near- 
 id wanted to know why he had 
 ursued the originator of these stories. 
 ■ily that Branch did not origi- 
 nate • J , and that therefore there 
 wa> no mail in bis part. — He complained 
 that the testimony for the defence had been 
 entirely shut out by objections, and asked why 
 the Mayor did not come in manfully and clear 
 hi- skirls of these charges, without shielding 
 himself under technicalities. He, however did 
 not pursue the originator of this story, but 
 when this poor man who considered himself 
 a sentinel upon the watch-tower of this great 
 city, exposed what lie considered to be cor- 
 ruption in high places, then tho Mayor pounced 
 upon him. Why did not tho Mayor go into the 
 civil court, as ho could havo done, and then this 
 poor man could stand on an equal footing with 
 him, and tell his own story? In God's name if 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 they wanted a victim let them take him, but 
 they should not condemn him without show of 
 a trial. If a sacrifice was required Mr. Branch 
 was ready to be immolated ; but here was an 
 extraordinary fact. Why did not Mayor Tie- 
 man bring forward the matron ? He had seen 
 her before witnesses. If this thing was done, 
 no one knew it but his Excellency the Mayor, 
 and this lady. No eye but that of the Omisci- 
 ent One above, saw the act if it had occurred ? 
 Why, then, did he not bring this lady here, 
 and then if she swore that it did not occur, 
 there was an end of the matter. But they 
 might ask, why did not he (Counsel) bring the 
 lady ? For a very sensible and legal reason, be- 
 cause, if he had brought her into Court, she 
 would become his own witness, and he could 
 not bring evidence to contradict her, whereas, 
 if Mayor Tiemann had put her on the stand, and 
 she had told her statement, then they could 
 have cross-examined her and brought Evans 
 and other witnesses to contradict her. If, there- 
 fore, the prosecution had examined her, and 
 other evidence would have been admitted 
 which had been shut out, but by the course the 
 prosecution had pursued half the defence was 
 made non-effective. He admitted that what 
 was acknowledged by the Mayor did not amount 
 to proof, yet it was very extraordinary. The 
 Mayor admitted that there was a friend who 
 visited the lady whom he ordered should not 
 be allowed on the island. — There was no im- 
 propriety shown in these visits; he came every 
 Sunday, he behaved himself, and yet he was 
 interdicted. Now there was other matrons 
 there ; they had friends, no doubt, and yet this 
 lady was the only one selected for deprivation 
 of her friend's society. This to say the least of 
 it was very extraordinary. Another thing, the 
 Mayor had lent this lady money, but he lent 
 money to no other matron. Now this was cu- 
 rious, if lie was simply friendly to this lady he 
 would not prevent her other friends from com- 
 ing to see her, or did he give this money to the 
 lady, and give her the money for her torn dress 
 to compensate her for interdicting her friend 
 from visiting the island ? 
 
 But this was not alone, — Mr. Draper sus- 
 pended this lady, and the Mayor persuaded her 
 to write an apologetic note, and so she got re- 
 stored. Now this was a friend indeed a friend 
 he was going to say that " sticketh closer than 
 a brother" (laughter), but he allowed her to 
 have no friend but himself, although one would 
 suppose that a lone woman should be sur- 
 rounded by friends. Now these little things 
 loomed up curiously, but his honor was not 
 content with being h-er friend, he was the 
 friend of her boy ? He said it vfas his duty to 
 procure situations for boys; yes, certainly; but 
 this boy was not then in New York at all — he 
 was in the far West, and not under the control 
 of the Alms House Governors at all. He had 
 been sent safely away from the temptations of 
 this great Metropolis: and yet the Mayor 
 brought him back, and provided for him — 
 proving himself the friend of the boy's mother 
 in every way, except that of letting her other 
 friend come on the island. The Mayor was 
 willing to lend her money, to get her boy a 
 situation, to get her friend, Waters, a situation, 
 and to do everything for her except to allow 
 her friend to see her. He did not say that this 
 proved anything against Mayor Tiemann ; he I 
 
 W.1S an honorable 'mil nnrio-tit inon oo fov no tllm m l qualification!!, and he Bent me to Mr. Van Rensselaer, 
 was an nonoiaote ,inu upilgnt man, as tar as]vmderthe Journal 0/ Commerce. I taught a colored boy for him; 
 
 which he gave me my board. Ilostniy i c.lth, and finally— but 
 on't mention names— I taught a candidate for Alderman of the 
 Fourteenth "Ward. That was the first nubile man Ievertaughtin 
 New York. There was a man namta Gouraud, a Frenchman, a 
 teacher oftheartof memory. I found lie was trying to humbug 
 thepubrlc. I saw he was an impostor, and exposed him. He had 
 si-cured the press and the people, and I exposed him. I attended 
 his lectures, and saw there William Cullen Bryant, Horace Oreely, 
 
 the Judge wanted the word only left out, and 
 Mr. Erskine defended the verdict, notwith 
 standing that the Judge threatened to proceed 
 in another manner. Erskine replied that he 
 knew his duty as an advocate, as weD as His 
 Lordship knew his as a Judge. 
 
 Mr. Ashmead then submitted several points, 
 — upon which he argued, — namely : That if the 
 libel was published with au holiest motive, then 
 the defendant was guiltless: that the Jury, in 
 in Libel cases were judges of the law as well 
 as of the fact, they having the right and the 
 sole right to determine what was and what 
 was not a libel, and this was the law in England 
 and Ireland, also. He contended that according 
 to the Mayor's testimony the base of the libel 
 was true, and if so, he begged and pleaded 
 that the Jury would not, for the sake of truth, 
 for the sake of an innocent man, for the sake 
 of a newspaper publisher, who did no fabricate 
 what he wrote, for the sake of the liberty of 
 the press, immolate this humble citizen. But 
 he concluded, if Branch must be immolated, he 
 had only to say in the words of that immortal 
 Irishman Curran : — 
 
 " If it be determined that because this man 
 would not bow to power and authority, be- 
 cause he would not bow down to the golden 
 calf and worship it, he should be cast in the 
 fiery furnace, I do trust in God that there is a 
 redeeming spirit in the constitution which will 
 go with the sufferer through the flames and 
 preserve him unhurt by the conflagration." 
 
 Mr. Ashmead sa£ down amid a burst of ap- 
 plause, which was immediately checked. His 
 speech which occupied about an honr and a 
 half, was spoken of by several as one of the 
 most brilliant specimens of logical eloquence 
 which has been heard in this Court for years. 
 It was listened to with breathless attention by 
 the largest audience which had assembled in- 
 side those walls since the Huntingdon trial. ]~ 
 
 ilFrom the NewTork Sun.']. |jj , 
 
 EPBEN"| 11, BEANCH'B / SPEECH. 
 
 My counsel has done well. He has made an effort of which I am 
 proud, and of which your Honor ought to be proud. 
 
 The Recorder — I am, 6ir, 
 
 Branch— lam sorry' that I have not prepared to address you. I 
 came to this country thirty-live years ago, a poor boy. I got a 
 clerk's situation at ©2 a weet. Then IwenttoLeary'shatstore, 
 in Water Street. Afterwards I went to Harper's, then to the New 
 Y oik American, and afterwards to the Evening Post. Then I 
 returned to Rhode Island, and went afterwards to Boston, Hart- 
 ford, Springfield and New Haven, and worked at the printing 
 business, and was the first compositor on the Washington Globe. 
 and set up the first article on that paper, which was a comment 
 on the conduct of General Jackson, from the pen of Amos 
 Ki ndalL I then took a room with Edward Dodge, of Philadelphia, 
 and roomed with him some time. My father sent me a letter from 
 Providence, and procured for me a situotion in the Post Office, and 
 I was there four or five years. I became ambitious, and studied at 
 nights. I studied with Thomas F. Carpenter. I left the Post 
 Office, and continued my Greek and Latin studies. 1 returned to 
 the Post Office, but such was my desire for learning that I went to 
 Cambridge Law School, and studied under Judge Story. I min- 
 gled with Southern students, and spent much money. They were 
 
 igh-bloodB, and I spent a dissolue winter. I came tack, and went 
 to Andovcr, where I resumed my studies in Greek and mathe- 
 matics. I then left for Providence, and was unfortunate in my 
 domestic life. I left Providence and went to Washington, where I 
 got $10 a week at the printing business. I went next to Columbia 
 College, when I would take my basket of bread and butter, work 
 all day at the job office, walk back to the College at ten o'clock at 
 night, and study till daylight. I would then get to the office at 
 seven in the morning. 1 lost my health in doing this, and was 
 reduced to the verge of the grave. My father remained true to 
 me, notwithstanding my domestic misfortunes. I came to New 
 York, and saw an advertisement In a paper, that a teacher was 
 wanted in Alabama. I secured the sitnation, and afterwards went 
 to Apalachicola, thence to Alabama, and taught 6ehool. 1 found 
 they were cruel to slaves there. The lady on the plantation used 
 to whip the slaves oarly in the morning- it disgusted me, and 1 
 went to New Orleans. My brother Albert printed the New 
 Orleans Tines. I advertised for a situation as teacher, and soon 
 secured one. I remained there till my brother Albert died— no, 1 
 am mistaken, he did not die then' I came to New Y'ork, and bad 
 but little money left. I could not work at the printing business. 
 M y father BU6tained me in the sun and rain, alteough he was a man 
 of limited means though of high position, for he was a Judge of 
 Rhode Island. 1 went to Arthur Tappan, who introduced me to 
 his brother Lewis. I told him that I wanted to teach colored 
 te | scholars. I suppose you win call me a lunatic for that. I told 
 
 Counsel knew ; but tbese little circumstances ij™ 
 looked suspicious, and it was curious that the 
 Mayor had shut out the rest of the testimony. 
 The whole case however showed that Mr. 
 Branch had not fabricated these stories, and 
 
 certainly did not publish t&etoTnth malice; \^^^£&ti?^^?§£&$&8Sg% 
 
 and therefore he OUght to be acquitted. Mr. [exposed him In various eitiea. I exposed him, and stopped him. 
 
 Ashmead then referred to an extraordinary j SenTgot^ 
 
 conversation between Justice Buller and Mr. pn J? n ^ »™ as possible, and eoiwifi .be brief. 
 
 -r, ,.,,.. . _ The Recorder— There is no desire to get you Into prison, Mr. 
 
 i^rfkme, in a libel case, where the Jury re- ' Branch. 
 
 tnmpfl <* v^rrlfot nf "trniltv nfr,n hHchinn- nvr v» Branch— I taught the Aldermen till the California mania broke 
 lunieu a Vei diet OT gUUty OI pil OnsniUg ONLY out, -when I went to California. I wrote a letter to the New York 
 
 Herald, about alligators on the Isthmus, which gave rue the trtle ol 
 ■"Alligator." 1 taught servants and public men. Alfred Carson 
 wanted me In write his reports for him, which I did. In 1866, I 
 gotmto the Matsell campaign. I pursued Aim. You allknowthe 
 result. I wtnt to Brandon, England, to find his birth place, andl 
 found it. Soon after I saw Carson, 1 found that the officers of thte 
 city were very corrupt. Carson asked me to write his report*. He 
 inlurmed me that the officers around the City Hall interfered wit* 
 the affairs of the Fire Department. I advised him to resist ft, I 
 wrote bis reports for s. .me years, I got through with the French- 
 man, Gouraud. I got through with teaching public men and 
 servants, and with the lire and Matsell campaign. J thought I 
 would start the Alligator. I did, and/ dont regret it. There* 
 a gang of thieves around the City Hall, and your Honor knows H» 
 and we all know it. I purcuecf them hard, days and nights for 
 years, in defence of honesty, lntfustry, and the tax-payers, rich and 
 poor, but especially the poor, who go to comer groceries, bare- 
 footed, naked, who live in attics. I— a lunatic, so-called, have 
 passed my days in their defence. Ask Carson : ask Harry Howard 
 — I saw him here to-dav — ask t he editors, if I have not passed the 
 midnight hours in their editorial habitations— if I have not been 
 true to them, to Carson, and all for whom I profeawd friendship — to 
 all whom I found advocating the cause of the poor tas-payerB ? 
 Do I regret the establishment of the Alligator f No; and why? 
 I have attacked thieves Indiscriminately. Hitherto these rue* 
 had reputation as public officers, and amid tears oftentimes, my 
 shafts have fallen harmless. But now, 1 have struck at a dynasty 
 which has existed in this city for thirty years, the Peter Cooper 
 guild. He w;is Hlderman in 1828, '29, and '40. Tiemann was 
 Alderman in llvi9, '44, '62, and "63. Through Denman, who was a 
 pupil of mine, I first heard that Tiemann and Cooper were corrmpt 
 men. 
 
 The Recorder— Mr. Branch, I must stop you. You cannot be 
 allowed to use sueh language In this Court. 
 
 Mr. Ashmead— Will your Honor remember the case of Lord 
 Norbnry, to which I drew your attention this morning ? 
 
 Recorder — 1 remember Lord Norburv, and evory other lord, bnt 
 I cannot permit such language. 
 
 Branch— I will spare your feelings. Peter Cooper and tm 
 daughter I taught in hia own house. He does not deny it; but, X 
 1 had taught my father, and was satisfied he wascorrupt,! would 
 trample him down. 1 nave attacked the Mayoralty, and for that I 
 am on my way to a prison, tfend rnc there. I will walk with a 
 Ann step to my dungeon. Before God— before God, I declare 
 with my hand on my heart, that this is t he happiest moment of my 
 life. What have 1 stolen? Whom have! murdered? What 
 crime have 1 committed ? I have pursued tha plunderers of tho 
 masses, and for that you send me to a dungeon. You can desert 
 me — the prosecution can oppress me, but God — but God will not 
 desert me. Your prisoner is ready. 
 
 Sttgfyn f). §raotfe's piptor. 
 
 N ew York, Saturday, August 14, 1858. 
 
 IN MY CELL. 
 
 On either side of me are three murderers, 
 and my cell has a murderer's lock. My bed is 
 straw, with a blanket. I slept well last night, 
 and had a good breakfast this morning, whioh 
 my keeper kindly procured for me, and- who 
 has extended the kindness of a brother towards 
 me, in obtaining every thing I desired for my 
 comfort, and in permitting my friends to visit 
 me. I have read all the daily papers ; and to 
 Horace Greeley, Doctor Frank Tnthill of the 
 Times, and to James and Erastus Brooks, for 
 their genial sympathy, I express my cordial 
 gratitude. The Courier & Enquirerw silent, and 
 that is preferable to denunciation, in my shackle* 
 and dnngeon gloom. Bennett lashes me with the 
 stings of a scorpion, who has fattened on libel 
 and obscenity, and blasphemy, and black mail, 
 from the dawn of his infamous editorial career. 
 In his aged visions be often beholds the poor 
 creatures whom his defamation hurled into pre- 
 mature graves. Halleck, of the Journal of 
 Commence, is brief but bitter in his comments 
 on my alleged lunacy. The Daily Neios I have, 
 not seen.lnit I learn that its anathema of me is 
 terrible, and has a bulletin against me written 
 in letters of blood. Its former editor, Mr. Auld, 
 is the Mayor's Clerk, which accounts for the 
 severe comments of the News. But the article 
 in the Sun grieved me more than all the phi- 
 lippics of my editorial adversaries. The Sim 
 has clung to me for a dozen years, and to bave 
 it desert me now, is like the fatal stab of Bru- 
 tus at Caesar. But I will forgive Moses S. 
 Beach and John Vance of the Sun for their 
 leep and unexpected gashes in my heart. Let 
 all my friends be cheerful, when I inform then* 
 that neither sighs nor tears have passed from 
 my lips or eyes, and that I only grieve at the 
 official stabs at the liberty of speech and of the 
 press, which the people will be sure to avenge, 
 and soon consign the Grand Jury Inquisition* 
 to the Spanish despot/3, and all their advocates 
 to an ignominious destiny. 
 
 STEPHEN H. BRANCH. 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 OPINIONS OF THE PRESS. 
 [From tiki X. V. Express.] 
 
 The Branch Libel Case. — Stephen H. 
 Branch has been convicted of a gross and mali- 
 cious libel upou Mayor Tiemaun, Simeon Dra- 
 per, and Isaac Bell, and has been sentenced to 
 be imprisoned in the penitentiary for one year, 
 to pay a fine of $250, and stand committed un- 
 til that sum shall be paid. The scene at the 
 dosing of the Court on Wednesday was a very 
 melo-dramatic one, and fully in keeping « itb 
 all the previous steps in this extraordinary 
 case. Mr. Branch being asked what he had to 
 say why sentence should not be pronounced 
 against him, made a long speech, in which he 
 reviewed the various events of his somewhat 
 eccentric life ; but just as he commenced to al- 
 lude to the libels, and to speak thereon and the 
 persons aggrieved, the court stopped him. The 
 prisoner -bore himself with the air of a martyr 
 to the cause of public virtue, and said it was 
 the happiest and proudest day of his life ; but 
 his excitement at the close of his address was 
 very great, and his delivery vehement and ear- 
 nest almost to weeping. The court was full of 
 his sympathizers, who did not scruple to say 
 that they believed the convict to be more sinned 
 against than sinning. 
 
 This extraordinary case will long be remem- 
 bered. The libels published and circulated by 
 Mr. Branch were the most outrageous ever 
 perpetrated in this city, and the prosecution 
 has been in keeping with the provocation, 
 amounting in its virulence almost to a persecu- 
 tion. Circumstances on the trial favored the 
 presumption that the whole of the proceedings 
 had been decided upon in advance, even to the 
 wording of the recorder's charge and sentence. 
 His honor himself informed the counsel for the 
 prisoner that he had considered his possible ap- 
 plication for a suspension of judgment, had ex- 
 amined th* point, and had made up his mind 
 that such a motion could not be allowed. Every 
 precaution had been taken. The whole power 
 of the corporation — executive, legal, judicial — 
 was invoked to annihilate Mr. Branch, and the 
 end was attained. The offence was outrageous, 
 and will admit of no palliation ; but it was 
 hardly good taste in the powerful complainants 
 to take every advantage of a criminal whom 
 many believe to be a monomaniac, and by 
 the extreme vindicativeness of the prosecution, 
 give to the administration of public justice the 
 appearance of private revenge. 
 
 The arguments in the case were worthy of 
 the best days of the criminal bar of New York. 
 Mr. Ashmead distinguished himself highly in 
 his appeal for the prisoner, and had the case 
 gone to the jury before the cool and dispas- 
 sionate reasoning of Mr. McKeon had partially 
 weakened the effect of Mr. Ashmead's elo- 
 quence, the result might have been different. 
 The charge of the Recorder was decidedly 
 against the prisoner, and his sentence, it will 
 he seen, was severe in its terms to an excess 
 that was not called for. The punishment im- 
 posed was the extent of the law, and was by no 
 means disproportioned to the offence ; but it 
 was entirely gratuitous on the part of the Re- 
 corder to drag into his remarks matters extra- 
 neous to the issue, and not at all connected 
 with the present trial. The Recorder's an- 
 nouncement of the rod he has in pickle for cer- 
 tain other libellers who he intimates are short- 
 ly to be tried, will probably put those prospec- 
 tive culprits upon their guard, and they will at 
 least have this advantage over Mr. Branch that 
 they will not he taken unawares. 
 
 We congratulate the distinguished citizens 
 whose characters have been cleared again by 
 this conviction of Mr. Branch ; but can assure 
 them that their fair fame by no means suffered 
 so much from the attacks of the "Alligator" 
 as they presumed that it did. 
 
 We understand that Mr. Ashmead will to- 
 day prepare a bill of exceptions, and move in 
 
 'the Supreme Court for a writ of certiorari and 
 stay of proceedings. The hill will not be set- 
 tled until late in the day, and the motion in the 
 Supreme Court cannot be made until to-mor- 
 row. In case,' therefore, that Mr. Branch 
 should be sent to Penitentiary to-day, the mo- 
 tion will not avail him. It is hardly to be pre- 
 simicd that when a motion for arrest of judg- 
 ment was denied without argument, tin pri 
 
 soner will be allowed time to benefit I y an 
 appea l to the Supreme Court. 
 
 [From the X. Y. Tribune.] 
 
 Stephen II. Branch was yesterday convict- 
 ed of a gross libel on Mayor Tiemann and 
 others, and sentenced by the Recorder to the 
 Penitentiary for one year, and to pay a fine of 
 $250. Considering that the libel, however 
 groundless essentially, appears to have had a 
 real foundation in statements made to Branch 
 by persons whom he undoubtedly believed, 
 and whom his counsel had ready to produce 
 (but their testimony was not allowed), we 
 must consider this sentence a severe one. We 
 believe it will excite for him a sympathy which 
 it is unwise to provoke. Branch, we believe, 
 has been trying pretty hard to libel un in his 
 abusive little sheet; but we have never con- 
 sidered his slanders worth any sort of notice. 
 It may be well to stop his career, but not to 
 make him a martyr. And we say most deci- 
 dedly, that considering the libel for which he 
 was indicted was really based on information 
 furnished him by persons whom he had reason 
 to believe, we deem his sentence a harsh one, 
 and trust it may be mitigated by pardon. 
 
 [From the New Tori Times.] 
 The verdict and the sentence startled a great 
 many people. Branch was immediately sur- 
 rounded by a troop of friends, who nearly 
 shook his hands off with their greetings. He 
 was followed to the Tombs by a large crowd, 
 who only left him at the gates of that edifice. 
 But though incarcerated in prison, we have not 
 as Branch says, heard the last of Brangh. 
 
 ~~m1igat6bsT 
 
 Panama, New Granada, ( 
 
 Jan. 7, 1849. \ 
 
 James Gordon Bennett, 
 
 Editor of the N. Y. Herald : 
 When three miles from Panama, I saw two 
 spires of the largest and most imposing cathe- 
 drals here — larger than any church in Ame- 
 rica. On either side I beheld the Cordi- 
 leras and the Andes, towering high up to- 
 wards the glorious sun — the CordUeras con- 
 necting the Andes with the Rocky Mountains. 
 As you near the city, you are gradually lead 
 ■npon a beautifully paved road — paved by Piz- 
 zaro, the fiend, under whose superintendence 
 the path from there to Cruces was made, 
 through which Pizzaro, with his terrible 
 banditti, often passed. On entering the city, 
 the natives outside the gates were singing 
 and dancing menOy in honor of some festi- 
 val. Boys were flying their kites on the road, 
 which they seemed to enjoy like the youth 
 of all countries. There kites were made in the 
 form of a coffin, and fringed on the sides with 
 a very curious tail, partially resembling a rat- 
 tlesnake. The more genteel natives wore 
 white dresses and Panama hats. These hats 
 are not made in Panama, but at St. Helena, 
 and other places on the coast, which was news 
 for me. Panama contains an impoverished 
 population, whose leading maintenance is a 
 few merchants of very little energy, who deal 
 in British drillings and manufactures of vari- 
 ous kinds. There are some choice relics of 
 the eld Castilians who are never seen in the 
 streets by day, hut who walk in their rear bal- 
 conies in the evening to inhale the tropic air. 
 The female Castilians are as beautiful as the 
 Georgians or Circassians, and will not regcog- 
 nize the common natives, nor even the English 
 
 or Americans, nor.the aristocracy or nobility of 
 any country as their equals. I had the fortune, 
 through influential letters to a large mercan- 
 tile house here, to get an introduction to a 
 Castilian family, and I was invited to a rural 
 gathering of the friends and relatives of this 
 family. The loveliest girl I ever saw is the 
 
 daughter of the p< ntlcman who is at the head 
 
 of the family. '1" attempt a description of 
 her accomplishments and extraordinary per- 
 sona] fascinations, would be a^ impossible us 
 
 to describe the horrors of a trip up the ' I a 
 
 and especially the defile from this to 
 ■ a, which -till haunts, and will haunt me 
 for a long period. The best description I 'an 
 convey to mj countrymen of the river Gha- 
 gres. ;> it- comparison with the river Styx, and 
 you can form a slight conception of the defile 
 between this and Cincc- by its comparison with 
 purgatory, as described by an illiterate and 
 boisterous parson ; and you can appreciate the 
 loveliness of this Castilian female, by fancying 
 that she is the very prototype of the unearthly 
 Cleopatra, the accomplished and captivating 
 queen of ancient Egypt, who was familiar with 
 all the dialects of the East (thirty in number), 
 whose glowing eloquence and brilliant eye, 
 ■and majestic' form, and perfect symmetry of 
 mind and body and feature, only could have 
 allured the eloquent, rich, and noble Anthony 
 from his ambition of military glory and his 
 love of his native country. The Cathedral is 
 dingy and very gloomy. All the bells are 
 cracked, and their doleful tones thrill the 
 senses. I saw the leading priest to-day, who 
 seems very old and infirm. In front of the 
 Cathedral, are the Twelve Apostles, with the 
 Saviour. The spires are adorned with pearls, 
 with which the coast abounds. I have visited 
 the temples, jails, walls, churches, old govern- 
 ors' palaces and trenches, and my heart wa» 
 filled with pensive emotions, as I gazed on these 
 crumbling ruins of other generations. The 
 best idea I can give about this place, is its com- 
 parison with New York, after the great fires of 
 1835 and '46. The tortures and mode of life 
 here are very peculiar. I slept on a bare cot, 
 and with only one sheet over me — sweat like 
 blazes. The meats and cooking are extremely 
 novel. Lizzards, spiders, musquitoes, galinip- 
 pers and ants, crawl around and over me, and 
 often penetrate the ears and nose. Some liz- 
 zards gathered around my head the other 
 night and awoke me, which I scattered very 
 quick. I think they were preparing to play 
 some trick on me, and perhaps even contempla- 
 ted'the decapitation of my beloved proboscis, as 
 one of the rascals was smelling around my nos- 
 trils when I suddenly awoke. I hate lizzards, 
 but I can stand spiders and alligators, and_ the 
 other animalculae of the country tolerably 
 well. A girl only ten years of age was mar- 
 ried to-day. This seems incredible, but you 
 may repose implicit confidence in its tftith. 
 Females mature more rapidly here than in any 
 other part of the earth. At eight* and nine 
 there is often every indication of puberty. I 
 saw the young " lady " of ten, who was mar- 
 ried to-day. I was utterly astonished at her 
 prodigious maturity. She was extremely beau- 
 tiful, and her glances were bewitching, and 
 she seemed very devoted to her young* and en- 
 thusiastic lover. It rains or pours in these lati- 
 tudes ten months in the year, which the natives 
 call the wet season. The other two months 
 are called the dry season, when it only rains 
 about twelve times a day. The lightning is 
 sometimes incessant, and the thunder is terrific 
 and makes the alligators look glassy abont.the 
 eye. We had a shock of an earthquake last 
 night which lasted some seconds. It created 
 quite a sensation among the emigrants, but 
 it did not terrify the natives, as they are used 
 to earthquakes. A small lizzard crawled into 
 the ear of an emigrant, who lives near the 
 shore., which nearly killed him. I attended 
 the Cathedral this morning, and the music ani 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR, 
 
 •eremonies wore grateful to my heart After 
 the solemn scenes of last week, and the death 
 of a beloved friend on Tuesday last. The at- 
 tendance was not large. Youth, age; de- 
 
 ori I i !■■- competence, afflue penury and 
 
 uttervags, all knelt side by side. Six priests oi 
 Tariouo grades were present. A - 1 gs ied on these 
 «],'. ndi ! ruins, at the images, paintings and 
 oosl '. on id 
 
 the long line of generations of 8] 
 who had worshipped in it- b* i i lisle 
 gazed down to the sepulchres of their fath- 
 ers, contrasting this dismal str 
 tottering walls And spires, with its ancient 
 glory, and as 1 gazed on its wildness and dilapi- 
 dated magnificence, 1 was impressed with the 
 mo and overwhelming emotions. 
 
 La-* evening I visited the ramp irts, 
 ole a portion of the city. The work is 
 beautiful and exhilarating at early twilight., 
 when theburning sun is gone, and when, as in 
 last evening, the fall tnoon was emerging 
 sncommon splendor from the far horizon of a 
 tranquil sea. A group of lovely children .just 
 passed my window, followed by their slaves, 
 with gorgeous turbans clad in red, white A 
 blue, A passenger, just entered my apartment 
 and informs me that while dozing- in his ca.noe 
 on the banks of the Chagres, he was suddenly 
 aroused from his slumber and saw an enormous 
 alligator crawling over the base of his canoe, 
 when lie sprang and leaped to the shore and 
 ran for his life up the embankment with the 
 alligator in hot pursuit, which nearly caught 
 him by the tail of his coat. He rushed into 
 the hut of a friendly native, and closed and 
 barred the door, and flew to the* roof, where 
 he found piles of stones for defensive opera- 
 tions, and immediately opened a battery of 
 flying stones at the alligator, causing him to 
 retreat and disappear beneath the waters of 
 the Chagres. There are turkey buzzards' in 
 countless thousands hovering over the city, 
 which greatly alarm the natives. Suck flocks 
 were never seen before. The timid and su- 
 perstitious natives predict the most awful visi- 
 tations from the sudden appearance of so 
 many buzzards, which darken the air like a 
 cloud with their hideous presence. Somo of the 
 natives prognosticate a famine, or others fatal 
 convulsions of nature. My chum predicts ex- 
 traordinary heat (therernometer now about 100 
 in ^the shade), and a shower of rain (only 
 rained sis times to-day,) and other calamities. 
 But I do not fear these terrible disasters from 
 the advent of large flocks of turkey buzzards, as 
 I have been taught to scout every thing in 
 the form of representation. 
 
 Stephen H. Branch. 
 
 improvements will, it' .adopted, result in great 
 benefit to the City, State and Nation. 
 
 A good government in this city, like the 
 heari of a great body, will make itself felt 
 throughout our State, our Nation, and to some 
 hrroughout the world. Desiring greatly 
 to -vi ure for my native city, the inestimable 
 blessings of good government 1 have ventured 
 to propose and urgently recommend, to the se- 
 rious consideration of your Hon. body, a plan 
 I : on a principle, that I believe will do 
 ibOut security, order and good 
 
 lit, than any and all other measures, 
 are within the range of our municipal 
 powers, to adopt. The plan and principle to 
 v, liich I allude, will make it directly the dollar 
 and c ■ ie three-quarters of all 
 
 the officers in the employ of the city govern- 
 ment to faithfully perform their duty. 
 
 If this can ho shown to be conveniently 
 practicable, it must be admitted that it would 
 bring about greater efficiency in the execution 
 of all useful law.- and ordinances, than any 
 Other means which have ever been applied to 
 the government of our city. 
 
 Before 1 attempt adeseription of this plan, I 
 will state that it will require greater conveni- 
 encies for the extinguishment of fires than those 
 now provided by our present arrangement. 
 
 The neessary facilitities for conveniently put- 
 ting out fires, can be arranged in a short time 
 and at comparatively small expense, by plac- 
 ing a boiler-iron tank of some thirty feet in 
 height, on the top of the present reservoir on 
 Murray Hill. This tank to be filled and kept 
 full of water by a small steam engine provided 
 for that purpose. 
 
 And as an additional security I would pro- 
 pose that the present City Hall be raised an ad- 
 ditional story, and covered with an iron tank 
 that, would hold some ten feet of water. The 
 outside of this tank to be made to represent a 
 cornice around the building. 
 
 If an additional building should be put up, 
 to take the place of the one lately destroyed 
 by fire, it should be so formed as to be in har- 
 mony with the present City Hall, and covered 
 with a similar tank, and corniced to correspond. 
 With this greater head and supply of water al- 
 ways at command, and ready for connection 
 with the present street mains, the moment the 
 signal is given from any Police Station, it 
 will be apparent that all the hydrants will be 
 made efficient to raise water over the tops of 
 the highest houses in the city. 
 
 I would, in addition propose, that there 
 should be placed at convenient distances in ev- 
 ery street, a small cart containing some three 
 hundred feet of hose. These carts should be 
 so light that one man could draw them to the 
 nearest hydrant to the Are, and bring the Water 
 on the fire in the shortest possible time. With 
 ., this arrangement, I propose to make it the in- 
 °*%£iK* S i'*™ It terest of every man in the police, to watch 
 
 against incendiaries and thieves, and to use ev- 
 ery possible effort to extinguish fires as soon as 
 they occur. To make it the interest for the 
 police to perform their duty faithfully, I pro- 
 pose that the Corporation should set apart as a 
 fund, two shillings per day, in addition to the 
 wages of each man, to be held by the Corpo- 
 ration to the eud of each year, and when it 
 shall he ascertained that the loss and damage 
 
 shall 
 
 This fund to be added to the Corporation 
 fund of two shillings per day, and to be equally 
 divided with the men forming the City Polfce. 
 This would enable every one of the members 
 of the police to secure for himself sufficient to 
 pay his rent every year over and above hii 
 present wages. They would also have the 
 elevating satisfaction of knowing that while 
 they are saving one dollar for themselves they 
 are saving fifty dollars for 'the community, and 
 in addition saving thousands of individuals 
 from that wretchedness and misery annually 
 produced by the desolating ravages of fire. 
 
 A police appointed for and during good be- 
 havior, with the liberal salary they now re- 
 ive, and with the additional privilege of se- 
 curing to themselves annually SO large a: 
 amount over and above their regular salarie 
 might always he he relied on to forward every 
 measure that would tend to secure order anc 
 good government. A department so funned 
 whose duty it would he to traverse every stree 
 of the city by day and night, would find it their 
 interest as well as duty to watch against in 
 cendiaries, and when a fire was discovered the; 
 would instantly signal for as many hose cart 
 as desirable, with directions for every next 
 man to double his walk. When such men 
 come to a fire they would all be armed with 
 police powers to protect property, and to bring 
 and use the carts with hose on the fire, until 
 the general alarm became necesaary-to summon 
 the firemen to the charge, which would seldom 
 happen with such facilities and such an inier- 
 est to extinguish fire«. One of the best fea- 
 tures in this arrangement will be the constant 
 tendency and interest there will be to draw 
 into the department good men and crowd out 
 bad men. They find it their interest to have 
 man turned our who is either drunken, 
 idle or dishonest, and to have in their place 
 those that are sober, honest and efficient. They 
 find it their inteuest to close every .mm shop 
 that is selling without license, and they will 
 not be long in finding out that a large part of : 
 the fires arise from drunkenness and the de-j 
 gradation and carelessness that are the natural 
 ignite of dissipation. 
 
 [Conclusion in our next, 
 
 83?" Owing to an unusual amount, of matter, 
 in this number, we have omitted our advertise-- 
 ments. They will be inserted in next issue. 
 
 AN IMMORTAL PETITION. 
 
 The Wise Peter Gooj>cr, and his most extraor- 
 icd of a Tank on the 
 of the City Hall, for the < ttinguishmwt of 
 disastrous conflagarations. 
 
 [Document No. 13.] 
 
 Board of Aldermen, \ 
 
 February 6, 1854, 
 The following petition of Peter Cooper, in 
 -relation to the prevention and extinguishing j of 
 fire, and to give greater efficiency to the Police 
 Department, was received and laid on the table 
 and ordered to be printed. 
 
 - D. T. Valentine, 
 
 '"' Clerk. 
 
 To the Hon. the Mayor and Common Council 
 of the city of New York. 
 
 The subscriber takes this method to present 
 to your Hon. Body, certain improvements for 
 the prevention "and extinguishing of fires, to 
 give greater efficiency to the police and greatly 
 lessen the labors of the Fire Department, and 
 at the same time give greater security to life 
 and property, and the government of our city. 
 
 Your subscriber is of the opinion, that these 
 
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 me and'i will do my Utmost to pleaMiny customers. 
 
 by fire, and the loss of property stolen 
 have been reduced below the average of the 
 last ten years, then this fund of two shillings 
 per day, in addition to their former wages, shall 
 bo equally divided between the men forming 
 the Police Department. 
 
 In addition to this I propose that the Cor- 
 poration should request all the Insurance Com- 
 panies interested in the property of this city to 
 bid or offer the largest per centage that they 
 are willing to give on all, that the loss and 
 damage by fire can be reduced below the ave- 
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Volume I.— No. 18. 
 
 SATURDAY, AUGUST 21, 1858. 
 
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 Price 2 Cent* 
 
 OPINIONS OF THE PRESS, 
 
 We conclude, the public feel slightly inter- 
 ested in our libel case ; therefore we shall take 
 the liberty to lay before our readers a few ex- 
 tracts from the weekly press of our city, as we 
 did in our last the opinions of the dailies. 
 [From, the N. Y. Weekly Despatch.] 
 During the last three months Branch's Alliga- 
 tor ha3 been the talk of tho town. Through 
 the columns of his little sheet, Branch has made 
 charges of the most serious nature against pro- 
 minent citizens and office holders. At first no 
 notice was taken of these attacks, finally, how- 
 ever, these charges were so generally talked of 
 that it became necessary for the parties assailed 
 to notice them. Mayor Tiemann, Simeon Dra- 
 per and Sup visor Bell united in a complaint be- 
 fore the Grand Jury, who found an indictment ; 
 whereupon all the rest of the individuals who 
 had been honored with the attenions of the Al- 
 ligator set to work to aid in bringing Branch to 
 justice. His case was set down for Uial in the 
 sessions on Monday last. When the case was 
 called, Branch announced himself ready for 
 trial; the Distriot Attorney, however, said he 
 would not be ready till Tuesday. An attempt 
 had been made on Saturday to prejudice the 
 case by one of his bondsman, beiug indusel 
 to surreuder Btanch, and on Tuesday, in 
 the middle of the trial, Mr. Southworth, 
 the other bondsman, went into Oourt and sur- 
 rendered him. In both cases other parties 
 came forward and took the places of these 
 pretended friends. By applying the sharpest 
 rules of legal practice, his testimony was ruled 
 out and Branoh was convicted, and without 
 giving him time to breathe, he was sentenced 
 to pay a fine of $250 and to be imprisoned in 
 the Penitentiary for one year. The Recorder 
 in his remarks volunteered the gentle hint to 
 the rest of the newspapers, that there were a 
 number of other editors whom he meant to 
 put thruugh a similar course of sprouts. While 
 we do not care to quarrel with the ver- 
 dict of the jury, and certainly do not wish to 
 be understood as advocating the license of the 
 Press to assail unjustly the character of any 
 individual in the oommunity, we must say to 
 the Recorder and the parties to tho trial, that 
 we hardly think they will find any other case 
 in which they will be permitted to put an edi- 
 tor through with quite such railroad speed, 
 though we admit that if justice were as 
 promptly administered in all cases, the Oourt 
 of Sessions would stand much higher in public 
 estimation. Of the real merits of Branch's 
 case we have no means of judging. That he 
 
 believed the truth of the oharge3 he made we 
 have not the slightest doubt. If there was 
 any falsehood in the matter, he was the dupe 
 of it and not the perpetrator, and we sincerely 
 regret that the prosecutors saw fit to avail 
 themselves of legal technicalities to shut out 
 what his witnesses had to say. It is quite as 
 unfortunute for them as it is for Branch. 
 While their suppression consigns him to prison 
 it leaves the prosecution open to invidious 
 comments, all of which might have been si- 
 lenced by dragging the slanderers (if suchthey 
 are) into the light of day and refuting these 
 calumnies. That, however, is their business, 
 not oars. In the meantime poor Branch has 
 been consigns! to the tender mercies of the 
 Tea Governors — one of whom, at least, has 
 [) i'ji'u-ly announced his determination to "put 
 him through the rotijhest course of training 
 any man ever got on the Island." We were 
 surprised to hear that the Governor in ques- 
 tion had made this hiartleis speaah. We sup- 
 posed him to be a Oiristian and a mm, but 
 we cannot reconcile the idea of striking a 
 fallen and powerless brother as either an evi- 
 dence of Ghriiiianity or mxahool, and we 
 trust the Governor will yet see the impropri- 
 ety of attempting to pat his threat into execu- 
 tion. We see by this morning's Ecpreu, that 
 Branch was on Friday seen in the quarry with 
 his hands all a mass of blisters, working away 
 under a broiling sun. This looks as though 
 the Governors intend to give him the full ben- 
 efit of his sentence. 
 
 The H'.riJ.i takes the occasion of Branch's 
 conviction to read us a lecture on the enormi- 
 ty of scurrility and libel. No other print in 
 the country is so well qualified for the task. 
 Bennett evidently thinks New Yorkers have 
 short memories, not to recollect the obscene 
 and licentious character of the Hirall in its 
 earlier days. He has used Branch as often as 
 any other paper in New York to abuse peo- 
 ple towards whom he had incurred a hostility, 
 But now he is down, Bennett kicks him with 
 the rest. We perceive that George Wilkes 
 has commenced a libel sait a^iinst Bennett for 
 what he said of Porter's Spirit. 
 
 [We have taken the liberty of italicizing a 
 portion of the above article — El. Alligator.] 
 
 \From the Sunday Times.] 
 Libel O.vsb OuvRAOrsRisTtos. — The convic- 
 tion of Stephen II. Branoh, before Recorder 
 Barnard, on Wednesday, of a libel on Mayor 
 Tiemann and two other public oifioers, natu 
 rally created a sensation. So did the remarks 
 of the bench. Sentencing Mr. Branoh to a 
 year's imprisonment in the penitentiar y and a 
 
 fine of two hundred and fifty dollars, while such, 
 a man as Peter Dawson is subjeoted to incar- 
 ceration for only sixty days, is not likely, how- 
 ever, to exert a wholesome effect upon the 
 public mind. We have no doubt the recorder 
 meant, by his severity, to mike an example of 
 Branch, in order to deter other indiscreet men 
 who are more led by their impulses than their 
 judgment from indulging in similarly reprehen- 
 sible publications : but we conceive that jus- 
 tice administered with such rigidity, under the 
 peculiar circumstances of the case, might seem 
 to wear the aspect of persecution; and convert- 
 ing Branch into a martyr, neither elevates the 
 character of the court, nor wins the moral 
 sympathy of public opinion. The general mini 
 h-is really appropriated the idea that because 
 Branoh attacked so important a person as May- 
 or Tiemann, the whole power of the corpora- 
 tion has been consolidate! into one grand vin- 
 dictive effort to crush out the courageous but 
 silly slanderer. Every one naturally murmurs, 
 therefore, if this be so, who may not be the 
 next sacrifice? Common rumar does not hesi- 
 tate to insinuate that the character of the pro- 
 ceedings taken against Branch, and the per- 
 emptory treatment bsstowei upon the counsel 
 for the prisoner, ware the result of a precon- 
 certed arrangement of the authorities. This 
 assumption believed, who feels secure of justice 
 should he be unfortunate enough to incur the 
 enmity of a coalition so potential? 
 
 Mr. Branch's libels were coarse, scandalous, 
 and boldly reiterate 1. It was difficult to be- 
 "ieve them wholly found itioaless, because an 
 investigation was demmdel with such persist- 
 ent audacity. Branch openly avowel his rea- 
 diness to establish all his statements, however 
 lefamatory; an! although they criminated ci- 
 tizens whose good name we had always been 
 taught to esteem, they started our incredulity, 
 and set every thinking mini astir with painful 
 distrust. We were glad, therefore, to find a 
 legitimate course aloptel, aid an appeal to the 
 laws made to decide the truth or falsity of the 
 accusations. 
 
 Mr. Branch, as a libeller of the most extrav- 
 agant kind, merited condign punishment; but, 
 after all, it is very clear that Mr. Branch's 
 strange, wild, energetio, incoherent nature, has 
 been made use of by somebody else to accom- 
 plish his own purposes. Branch has been the 
 catspaw of some deeper an! more sanely plot- 
 ting intellect behind the curtain; and we re- 
 gret that the Recorder considered it necessary 
 to rule out the testimony which might have 
 introduced us to the principals in this offensive 
 operation, instead of their harum-scarum in- 
 strument. It would have beou, as far as the 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'SALLIGATOR. 
 
 libelled ones are concerned, much better to 
 have probed the whole affair to the bottom, 
 •Ten if the exact rule of evidence had been 
 made to yield temporarily to the exigency. It 
 would have been better for them to let the pub- 
 lic perceive precisely on -what ground all this 
 edifice of mendacity had been contracted. It 
 would have exhibited the confidence which 
 belongs to conscious innocence. It would not 
 only have exposed the real wire-workers of this 
 game of wholesale calumniation, 1 nt, in dem- 
 onstrating the integrity of the parties assailed, 
 it would have left no unexplained mystery, no 
 dubious point of fact, around which malice 
 might still gather the shadowy wind-breath of 
 current scandal. If, however, they are satis- 
 fied, we ought to be. We are not convinced 
 that Randall's Island 16 a paradise of official 
 morality, and the great public would not credit 
 us were we to hazard an assertion to that effect; 
 but we are satisfied that the particular charges 
 made by Mr. Branch are mitre, though impos- 
 ed upon him as truths, and we hope that, hav- 
 ing had their probity completely substantiated 
 in the premises, the gentlemen so recklessly 
 accused by Mr. Branch are not disposed to be 
 yindictiv e._fgl [ 
 
 In conclusion, we must be permitted to say- 
 that we do not admire the tone of the Recor- 
 der's remarks on passing sentence. It is the 
 first time we have had occasion to allude to 
 this gentleman except in teims of merited 
 commendation. "We entertain a high opinion 
 of his general impartiality. His promptitude, j 
 his disdain for pettifogger's quibbling, his nice 
 sense of justice, and his freedom from those 
 tainted associations which rob the bench in 
 some quarters of dignity and public confi- 
 dence, have all contributed to place him in the 
 front rank of our criminal magistracy. We do 
 not impugn his integrity, therefore, \y\t the 
 quality of his judgment both in imposing so 
 severe a sentence upon this weak and foolish 
 victim of designing knaves, and in speaking of 
 "other libellers," to all ol whom he contem- 
 plates meting out a "similar punishment." 
 We know very well that he intended to threat- 
 en no respectable press, or to hint at fetters in 
 terrortm upon its proper independence— hut 
 his language may be easily misinterpreted; 
 and when we consider how liable the most 
 prudent journalist is to daily imposition, the 
 observation that "this verdict settles the fact 
 that no man can make an assertion in a news- 
 paper without being liable to be punished 
 criminally, unless he can substantiate it," 
 seems to us one of gratuitous harshness, and 
 in any body else would be called one of petu- 
 lence and ill-humor. Branch's excitement, 
 however, had doubtless disturbed the usual 
 current of quiet feeling which characterizes 
 the conduct of the Recorder, and we see the 
 effect. The best of us are open to these influ- 
 ences, and we are not inclined to forget how 
 much the community owes to the general hon- 
 esty and equity of Recorder Barnard, in our 
 exceptions to what is, perhaps, but a hasty ex- 
 pression or so in the present instance. 
 
 Considering that there are at least 10 or 12 
 suits for libel pending against the Herald, for 
 gross and malicious libels upon sundry respec 
 
 partirlity he little expects by coercing him, of curious comment among the people, neces- 
 despite his self-importance, to keep company sarily provoked by the seemingly harsh and 
 with Mr. Branch, as a reward for some of | rough-shod prooedure in the case. It is to be 
 
 regretted the matter was not fully cleared vp 
 by the production of the entire evidenoe. 
 
 How Bhangh confkokts his Fatb. — The 
 renowned tamer of alligators — I may as well 
 add, en passant — was duly surrendered to 
 Warden Finch on Thursday, having been es- 
 corted hither to his prison by a little host of 
 friends, whose temper indicated no disposition 
 to desert him. Sympathy is strongly in his 
 favor, on the ground, of course, that, whatev- 
 er may be thought of his offence, his treat- 
 ment at the hands of the officials and lawyers, 
 has been such as only a weak and compara- 
 tively friendless man like him would meet. 
 You will soon see his prosecutors forced to sue 
 for his deliverance, just as eagerly as tk*$ 
 have pressed for his imprisonment. 
 Besides the sensation created here, it has 
 
 his virulent ssaults on private caharcter. 
 
 JJ^. [Froni'the N. Y. Svnday Mtrevry.] 
 liBuANcn's Sektejjce.— ■ Quite unexpectedly 
 the trial of Stephen H. Branch, for libel against 
 Mayor Tiemann, Simeon Draper and Isaac Bell, 
 was brought up and dispatched, during the past 
 week, with a velocity which would make the 
 mostwhoh someimpression, were the rest of the 
 District Attorney's calendar ptit through with 
 equal promptness and exemplary effect. Li anch 
 was found guilty, and sentenced to one year's 
 imprisonment on BlfickweD's Island, and two 
 hundred and fifty dollars fine. The 2'rilvne^ in 
 alluding to this sentence of Branch by Recorder 
 Barnard, says 
 
 " Considering that the libeL however 
 groundless essentially, appears to have had a 
 real foundation in statements made to Branch 
 by persons whom he undoubtedly believed, 
 and whom his counsel had ready to produce 
 (but their testimony was not allowed), we 
 must consider this sentence a severe one. We 
 believe it will excite for him a sympathy which 
 
 been noticeable that a general scattering — "o* 
 leave" — of certain subordinates, has take* 
 place during the late " inquest." It is doubt- 
 ful if Stephen will, even here, have a chance 
 to confront the mysterious "matron." The 
 fright of the trial being apparently over, the 
 it is unwise to provoke. Branch, we believe, fugitives from the Aims-House will doubtless 
 
 has been trying pretty hard to libel if* in his 
 abusive little sheet; but we have never con- 
 sidered his slanders worth any sort of notice. 
 It may be well to stop his career, but not to 
 make him a martyr. And we say most deci- 
 dedly, that considering the libel for which he- 
 was indicted was really based on information 
 
 fternished him by persons whom he had reason 
 to believe, we deem his sentence a harsh one, 
 anfl trust it may be mitigated by pardon." 
 
 By the press generally, the matter is regard- 
 ed pretty much in the same temper, excepting case, so mysteriously and adroitly evaded by 
 the anomalous instance of the Herald ! That the prosecution. Then only can the provoking 
 
 return forthwith, tinder the discipline of 
 these precincts they. will find their best pro- 
 tection, as well from the impertinence of cross- 
 examining lawyers, as from the no less strin- 
 gent inquiries of a keen public curiosity, main- 
 ly aroused by the suppression of the inside 
 testimony which could be found here. The 
 nature and source of this I have already point- 
 ed out. Should the motion in arrest of judg- 
 ment reopen the trial, it will doubtless be for 
 the admission of the main evidence in the 
 
 immaculate sheet takes occasion to give utter- 
 ance' to any extent of wrath and indignation 
 against Branch and his Alligator, and charac- 
 teristically against such of its cotemporaries, 
 present and past, as it would desire to 
 denounce and stigmatise, with an odor which 
 has by no means been washed from its own 
 bedraggled garments. Indeed, as the di- 
 rect object of the Herald would appear to be 
 a malicious fling at the Spirit of the Times in 
 view of another case on the Recorder's docket 
 — that of Judge Russell's indictment — so the 
 the Herald lays itself liable to another indict- 
 ment, which has been duly entered against 
 Bennett for no less than twenty-five thousand 
 dollars.^ ^ ggk 
 
 The Herald's fulminations, and the political 
 pressure brought to bear upon Branch by his 
 prosecutors must inevitably have the effect of 
 exeiting a warm public sympathy for their ob- 
 ject. Such, indeed, is the manner in which 
 the infliction of the full penalty of the statute 
 is regarded in this case, that the prosecutors 
 themselves will be forced to step in as petition- 
 ers for a pardon, or incur no little odium in the 
 business. Besides, what is very sensibly re- 
 marked by the Tribune, as to the foundation 
 of Branch's charges, it might be added that 
 the public have no means of judging whether 
 those charges are well founded or not. By a 
 table citizens, itls really refreshing to peruse : course of proceedings altogether extraordinary 
 
 rumors, now so general, be set at rest, or satis- 
 factorily determined. 
 
 The fate of Branch here, it appears, will be 
 in no degree lenient, as there is more than one 
 petty tyrant under the vice royalty who seems 
 desirous of venting his spleen upon the unfor- 
 tunate man. He has taken his place, it appears r 
 already, by direction of the keepers, beside 
 the common fellows in the quarries. The di- 
 rections of one of the Governors is quoted to 
 the effect that he would be "put through the) 
 roughest course of training any man ever got 
 on the Island." I have purposely withheld a 
 variety of matters in connection with these 
 precincts this week, until the interests witfc 
 Stephen, with regard to the Ten Governors, is 
 more definitively settled. 
 
 New York, Saturday, August 21, 1868. 
 
 its comments upon the warning given by Re 
 corder Barnard in the Branch case, to libellers 
 generally. What the Alligutw is, the Herald 
 was ; and if the latter has improved in decen- 
 cy in proportion as it has increased in respon- 
 sibility, necessity, not choice, lies at the bot- 
 tom of the metamorphosis. We are afraid that 
 the Recorder's hint was purposed, in fact, for 
 the special edification of the Herald. And, 
 notwithstanding that journal's sudden disposi- 
 tion to saponize loth the gentlemen on the 
 bench of the General Sessions, instead of its 
 eustomary one, the Recorder may chance to 
 give its responsible conductor a lesson of im- 
 
 on the part of the piosecution, the apparent 
 real evidence in the case was completely ex- 
 cluded, and Branch convicted solely upon the 
 oaths of his prosecutors, without an actual in- 
 vestigation of the presumed issue on which the 
 libel originated. The public are largely exer- 
 cised on the matter, and inquiry is particularly 
 active as to who the "Matron" really is? 
 Why she was not put upon the stand, and 
 what she could have to say for herself? How 
 would her previous character have justified 
 her taking the stand as a witness, or of hold- 
 ing the position she has occupied under the 
 chief magistrate? These points are matters 
 
 If there be one thing more than another oa 
 which we hael fully made up our minds it it 
 this: that our country is pre-eminently free — 
 yea, the freest in the whole family of nation*. 
 But the history of the past week has taught M 
 how very easily it is to be mistaken. 
 
 The trial of Stephen H Branch in our Court 
 of Sessions, a few days ago, teaches us a lesson 
 which we ought not soon to forget. From the 
 time that our great nabob, Mayor Tieman, as- 
 sociated with the Peter Cooper guild, first made 
 their complaint, or " Trinity" of complaint*, 
 down to the passing of the sentence in tht 
 Court of Sessions, the trial was one of the most 
 vindictive and one-sided affair, on the part of 
 the prosecution, that we recollect during our 
 sojourn on this " miserable globe." 
 
 In the first place, it was proved on the vial 
 that one of the complainants, or more properlj 
 persecutors, had never been before the Grand 
 ury. In the second place, it would appear 
 Jhat indictmeBts by the dozen must have heel 
 trefsrred against the accused ; for if we reeel- 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR 
 
 leet aright, he was arrested every day for nearly 
 a fortnight, previous to his trial. And again we 
 have been told — how far it is true we care not 
 to inquire — that one man who professed great 
 friendship for him, and became his bail on the 
 last arrest, two days before his trial, on the fol- 
 lowing day withdrew his bail, and delivered 
 the unfortunate man up to his adversaries ; and 
 in consequence of this latter act realised a con- 
 tract from the city authorities. " Save us from 
 ©nr friends." 
 
 If all this be true, it is one of the most arrant 
 pieces of villany ever recorded of Christian 
 men. 
 
 When we come into court we, unfortunately, 
 if possible, find things worse. The rnling of 
 the Judge was altogether too strict — too severe 
 — in fact too arbitrary. The Judge, it appears 
 to us, made it a point of his business to shield, 
 as much as possible, the complainants on the 
 one hand, by interfering in behalf of the Ma- 
 yor, when he was being cross-questioned by 
 defendant's Counsel ; whilst on the other hand 
 he ruled out the principal evidence in support 
 of the defendant, and of course deprived the 
 accused of the slightest shadow of a chance to 
 establish his innocence. 
 
 Then comes the Recorder's charge to the 
 Jury. And that we think is in keeping ; or, 
 perhaps, we ought to say an improvement on 
 the spirit of the whole proceedings. Let any 
 
 that the great extent of our city already, im- 
 poses a burden on the present firemen so great, 
 that we have no right to expect that it will be 
 borne a great while longer by a voluntary Fire 
 Department. 
 
 It is evident that something should be done at 
 once to furnish the Fire Department, the relief 
 that they have a right to expect from the ex- 
 cessive labor that is unavoidable in drawing 
 their engines to and from, and the hazzard and 
 fatigue of working them at the numerous fires 
 that take place. 
 
 In the opinion of your subscriber, the plan of 
 placing light carts with hore at convenient 
 distances in every street, to be at the service 
 of a body of police, all interested to use this 
 hore for the extinguishment of fires with the 
 greatest possible energy and effect, is the best 
 that can be adopted. By this arrangement it 
 is safe to calculate that the present Fire De- 
 partment will be relieved from something like 
 three quarters of the duties they are now call- 
 ed upon to perform. As an equivalent for this 
 relief, I propose that the Fire Department shall 
 become the guard of honor for our city, to be 
 called out as firemen or soldiers whenever 
 their services are required by the proper au- 
 thorities of our city. This arrangement pro- 
 poses to continue the present Fire Department 
 with every privilege they now enjoy, and re- 
 lieve them from more than half the labors 
 
 one sit down and read that charge calmly and J they are now required to perform. 
 dispassionately, and we venture to assert that j It is believed by your subscriber, that the 
 for severity the reader cannot find a case to sur- plan proposed will make the Fire Department 
 
 pass it, nor perhaps even to equal it in the his 
 tory of modern English jurisprudence. 
 
 Then, if we consider the hurried manner in 
 which the prosecution got up this trial, and 
 their mode of conducting it, as described above, 
 we must consider the proceedings unwarranted 
 by the premises ; and formes a great contrast 
 to the tardy manner in which our Courts meet 
 out their infinitismal doses of punishment to 
 Thieves, Burglars, Murderers and Desperadoes. 
 
 There is still another charge, which in our 
 opinion is the gravest of all. After the ren- 
 dition of the verdict the counsel for the de- 
 fence moved a stay of proceedings ; now mark 
 the reply of his honor. That he had yester- 
 day considered the possibility of swh an ap- 
 plication, and had then made up his mind 
 that it could not be granted. So from this it 
 would appear, that the whole affair was set 
 
 and also the present active Police Department, 
 the most useful and honorable bodies of men 
 in our city. The hearty co-operation of the 
 members of the Fire Department, and also the 
 members of the Police to secure for our city 
 the blessings which must naturally result from 
 this arrangement, will entitle them not only to 
 the pecuniary advantages that must result to 
 themselves and their families, but to the last- 
 ing gratitude and respect of every worthy in- 
 habitant of our city. 
 
 It is worthy of remark that the insurance 
 companies of this city have now in their employ 
 eighty (80) men, at an expense of thirty (30) 
 thousand dollars a year, to watch against fires. 
 I am informed that they intend greatly to in- 
 crease this force ; in addition, your subscriber, 
 with a great number of merchants and private 
 families, have for years constantly employed 
 
 and morals of thousands of the best and most 
 enthusiastic young men of our city from being 
 broken down and destroyed by their loss of 
 time and the excessive labor occasioned by the 
 numerous fires that take place, and which 
 would mainly be prevented by adopting the 
 arrangement proposed. 
 All of which is most respectfully submitted. 
 Yours, with great respect, 
 
 PETER COOPER, 
 
 "Wb have no doubt that by this time it is 
 pretty generally understood, that we have an 
 engagement to fulfil, with the coroperation 
 which, for the present, requires our almost corv- 
 stant attentions. "We offer this as an excuse, 
 partly for some very excellent extracts from the 
 press, which our readers will accept, together 
 with our best wishes. We also indulge 
 in the hope that in our Geological researches 
 among the islands of the sea, that we shall 
 make some valuable discoveries which will be 
 of use to the inhabitants of the earth, and to 
 the dwellers in Gotham in particular. 
 
 A Capital Hoax. — Some men plagiarise the 
 thoughts of others, without being at all aware, 
 of the pungency of the fact as regards them- 
 selves. The Herald, in alluding to a few of 
 the " minor press," gotten up and "spiced' 
 precisely as the Herald itself originally was, 
 when it first attracted public attention, 
 remarked : "These fellows must be taught that 
 they cannot use the liberty of the press so far 
 as to make it the vehicle of their dirty thoughts 
 and dirtier expressions, and that an honorable 
 profession is not to be degraded because they 
 hang upon its skirts, like foul birds hovering 
 over their prey." The beauty of it is, this ex- 
 tract is, word for word, the language employed 
 by the Courier and Enquirer, in March, 1842, 
 in relation to the Herald itself 1— Mercury. 
 
 tied before the parties came into court; and so i pl . ivate wa tchmen, to guard our stores and 
 far as the trial goes, it was simply a collateral i^ atch om . dwellings from robbery and fires, 
 incident of the proceedings, and not at all an | M that these cost! and more! wou] a be gladly 
 operation for attaining the great end of justice. contr ibuted to a body of police who would, by 
 
 Now, we do not say a word as to the guilt 
 or innocence of Mr. Branch. He may be 
 guilty — he may be innocent; we are just as 
 far, if not farther, from that point than we were 
 a month ago; and this is the ground of our 
 complaint. 
 
 a faithful performance of duty, secure the 
 necessary relief for our Fire department, by 
 lessening annually the number of fires, and 
 also by reducing the amount of property stolen 
 below the average agreed upon. 
 
 I have taken the liberty to invite the atten- 
 
 If such proceedings be allowed permanently L 
 \.j. ■ ■ ■ • » • .- S tion of vour honorable body to an arrange 
 
 to ob tarn in our courts of justice, then we say u , , •! , _ 
 
 that " trial by jury becomes a mockery, a delu- 
 sion, and a snare." 
 
 AN IMMORTAL PETITION. 
 
 The Wise Peter Cooper, and his most extraor- 
 dinary proposal of a Tank on the summit 
 »f the City Hall, for the extinguishment of 
 disastrous conflagarations. 
 
 [Document No. 13.] 
 
 Boabd of Aldermen, \ 
 February 6, 1854. , 
 The following petition of Peter Cooper, in 
 relation to the prevention and extinguishing , of 
 fire, and to give greater efficiency to the Police 
 Department, was received and laid on the table 
 and ordered to be printed. 
 
 D. T. Valentine, 
 Clerk. 
 To the Hon. the Mayor and Common Council 
 of the city of New York. 
 
 [Concluded.] 
 It must be apparent to every reflecting mind 
 
 mfnt and principle by which a large majori- 
 ty of all the officers in the employ of the eity 
 will become pecuniarily and otherwise in- 
 terested in a faithful performance of their 
 duty. Such performance will not only secure 
 to them the large fund provided by the Corpo- 
 ration, and in addition the fund to be recover- 
 ed from the insurance companies, as a reward 
 for reducing the loss by fire below the average 
 agreed upon, but they would, in addition, find 
 the faithful performance of duty the surest 
 relief from excessive labor, by diminishing the 
 number of fires and the amount of crime that 
 now form so great and so unpleasant a part of 
 their present labor. 
 
 The principal idea in the foregoing commu- 
 nication, was presented by your subscriber to 
 a previous Common Council, some twelve 
 years since, under a full 6ense of the great ad- 
 vantages fiat would result by saving millions 
 of property annually from destruction, and 
 what is of more value, it would save the health 
 
 FRANK LESLIE AGAIN ARRESTED. 
 
 RICH SCENE AT THE TOMBS ! 
 
 [From the Sunday Timet.] 
 
 Frank Leslie was again arrested yesterday morning, on win- 
 plaint of Aldermen Eeed and Tuomy. The officer told Mr.LeiB* 
 that hie orders. were imperative to lake him at onee before Justlot 
 OBOorne at the TombB, -without allowing him to send for counsel 
 or seek for bail. On arriving at the Tombs, they were met by AV 
 dermen Tuomy and Reed, accompanied by Mr. John Graham, 
 their counsel. Justice Osborne asked Mr. Leslie if he demanded 
 an examination. Mr. Leslie stated that he had not been allowed 
 time to send for his counsel, and did not know what course to pur- 
 sued Justice Osborne said he could have time to send for counsel 
 and for bail. 
 
 Mr. Graham then produced the complaints. That of Alderman. 
 Reed set forth that Mr. Leslie had published a picture represent- 
 ing him in the garb of a butcher, with a party of Irishmen driving 
 a miserable and diseased-looking cow, without tail or horns, up to 
 his stall. The leader of the party, Mr. Mike O'Flannagan, is rep- 
 resented as saying : " I read you tould the aldermen t'other day 
 that swill-fed beef was -worth half a cent a pound more than any 
 other kind of meat. Here's a beauty, yer honor ; doesn't he look 
 fat and luscious? Arrah ! don't yer eyes watber tolouk at it?— 
 Here's the baste ; we've brought it on purpose fer yez. Hand u 
 over the dimes!" 
 
 Alderman Reed is represented as saying :— " I don't deal in that 
 kind of beef. I stated that as an alderman, not as a butcher." 
 
 Aid. Tuomy makes two complaints against Mr. Leslie. I* th* 
 
 first oue Aid. Tuomy i 
 on board the Ericsson, 
 shillelah in the other, sayu— 
 
 I'll throw him overboard, G-d d— n him." The second one tw 
 braces an alleged libellous article, and a caricature of Aldermen 
 Tuonirfcaiid Reed, in which their nasal peculiarities are most out- 
 rageously magnified. Mr. Graham stated to the court that he 
 desired to compel Leslie to pive (3,500 bail in each case; in the two 
 former instances, to keep the peace for twelve monthB ond ar> 
 stain from publishing any more caricatures ; and in the third case 
 to answer criminally to the Sessions. Mr. Graham proceeded to 
 say that they intended to show these English scoundrels that 
 they could cot libel and caricature respectable citizens'. with Ur> 
 
 Mr. Leslie said—" You had better keep cool, Mr. Graham." 
 Mr. Graham, who was evidently very much excited, lumped up 
 and said—" Don't speak to me, you scoundrel, or 1 shall not M 
 answerable for the consequences. I ask your Honor to note tnai 
 this is an attempt to intimidate respectable counsel. These fellows 
 intend to caricature the whole court. I'll neck the first man I sea 
 take out out a pencil. [At this juncture our reporter took out Jua 
 pencil and began to take notes.] The first acquaintance I ever 
 had with him showed him (pointing to Leslie) to be a d-d 
 scoundrel. If they will meet me on any fiat in New York (Point- 
 ing to Leslie and his friend Watson), I'll take the heads off both 
 of them. Ill show them by the swelling of their chops there • 
 no Miss Nancylim about me" rahaking his fist In their faces]. 
 
 Mr. Luirji- "We are gentlemen— we are no pufUlets, ' m. 
 GrabaK." 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S AL-LIGS-ATOR. 
 
 "Ton are a G-d d— d Enjlwh thief. I can lick 
 —"Mr. Graham, you must atop thii, a* I can't 
 
 Mr. Graham.— 
 the pair of you." 
 
 Judge Osborne 
 allowft." 
 
 Mr. Graham— Within the past seventy-two hours he ha* sent a 
 akaft to the heart of the only remaining parent I have on earth, 
 and the other night 1 wont down alone past his establishment, in- 
 ftfrtlnr If I met mm, on the curb to whip him like a dog." 
 
 Mr. Leslie asked if the court intended to allow such procedings 
 to continue. They were gentlemen, and not blackguards. 
 
 Aid. Reed.— If they are gentleman, one has sailed under an alias 
 for the past five years." 
 
 Mr. Leslie.—" That is not true. 
 
 Justice Osborne.— "Gentlemen, you must stop this." 
 
 Mr Graham.— The only question La, an two gentlemen to be 
 constantly libelled by these English transports? They contamin- 
 ate the air. If I stay In the room with them much longer, I shall 
 suffocate. [Pointing to them.]. See what mean-looking English 
 thieves they are !" ', . __ . „ , 
 
 At this juncture, a gentleman, who we believe is air. Leslie B 
 printer, got up and told Mr. Graham that he must not speak to 
 him In that way. Thin style of conversation continued some time 
 longer, but did not lead to any breach of the peace, although it 
 s evident that Mr. Graham needed but avery small provocation 
 
 FALL ELECTION. 
 
 Statu o? New-Toe*, 
 Office op teus Sboretabt of State, 
 
 Albant. August 3, 1858. 
 
 [ 
 
 : 
 OIR-NOTIOri IS HEREBY GIVEN, THAT AT THE GE- 
 O neral Election to be held in this State on the Tuesday succeed- 
 ing the firet Monday in November next, the following officer* are 
 to %e elected, to wit : 
 
 AGovERKon, in the place of John A, King; „ „ _ 
 
 A Lieutenant Governor, in the place of Henry R. Selden ; 
 
 A Canal Commissioner, in the place of Samuel B. Ruggles, ap- 
 pointed in place of Samuel S. "Whallon, deceased ; 
 
 An Inspector of State Prison?, in the place of William A. 
 Russell ; 
 
 All whose terms of office will expire on the last day of Decem- 
 
 A Representative in the ThLrty-eLxth Congress of the United 
 States for the Third Congressional District, composed of the 
 First, Second, Third, Fifth and Eighth Wards in the city of New 
 
 A Representative in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United 
 States, for the Fourth Congressional District, composed of the 
 
 was ... 
 
 to make him take off his coat and "go In. 
 
 Mr. Leslie gave the required bail to keep the peace, justifying nw» u Sixth Tenth and Fourteenth Wards In the city of New 
 himself, in $6,000, and two suretios ol $2,500 each. Messrs. Sam I Yo rk • 
 S. Sherwood and Alexander Douglass became his bail. 
 
 Advertisements— 25 Cents a line. 
 
 Credit.— From two to four seconds, or a6 long as the Advertiser 
 «an hold his breath ! Letters and Advertisements to be left at No. 
 114 Nassau -street, second story, front room. 
 
 The abOTe is published pursuant to the notice of the Secretary 
 of State, aad the requirement* of the Statute in such caw bm<K 
 
 and proTided. 
 
 JAMES 0. WILLET, "<! 
 
 Sheriff of the City and County of New Tork, 
 
 ry All the public newspapers In the county will publish the 
 above once in each week until the election, and then hand In their 
 bills for advertising the same, so that thej may be bid befora the 
 Board of Supervisors, and passed for payment. See Revised 
 Stat, vol, 1, chap. 6, title S, article 2d, part 1st, page 140. 
 
 COREY AND SON, MERCHANT'S EXCHANGE, WALL 
 street, New York, Notaries Public and Commissioners— United 
 atates Passports issued In 3G hours.— Bills of Exchange, Drafts, and 
 
 Notes protested,— Marine protests noted and extended. 
 
 EDWIN F. COREY, 
 EDWIN F. COREY, Jr. 
 
 HERRING'S PATENT CHAMPION FIRE AND BUR- 
 glar Proof Safe, with Hall's Patent Powder Proof Locks, 
 afford tlie greatest security of any Safe in the world. Also, Side- 
 board and Parlor Safes, of elegant workmanship and finish, tor 
 plate, Ac. S. C. HERRING & CO., 
 
 251 Broadway 
 
 QANTE MENTO.-No. 29 ATTORNEY STREET, NEAR 
 J5 Grand, has a superior assortment of Cloths, Cassimeres, and 
 Vestings, made to order in the most fashionable and approved Pa- 
 risian styles, and at short notice. Let gentlemen call and patronize 
 me, and! will do my utmost to pleasemy customers. 
 
 J VAN TINE, SHAN GAE RESTAURANT, No. 
 « street, New York. 
 
 1 DEY 
 
 S&J.W. BARKER. GENERAL AUCTIONEERS & REAL 
 v ESTATE BROKERS. Loans negotiated. Houses and 
 Stores Rented, Stocks and Bonds Sold at Auction or Private Sale 
 
 Also, FURNITURE SALES attended to at private houses. 
 Office, 14 Pine street, under Commonwealth Bank. 
 
 CARLTON HOUSE 406 BROADWAY, NEW YORK, 
 Bates and Holden, Proprietors. 
 THEOPHILUS BATES. 
 OREL J. HOLDEN. 
 
 GERARD BETTS & CO., AUCTION AND COMMISSION 
 Merchants, No. 106, Wall street, corner of Front street, New 
 York. 
 
 SAMUEL SNEDEN, SHIP & STEAMBOAT BUILDER — 
 My Office la at No. 31 Corlears street. New York; and my yards 
 and residence are at Greenpoint. 1 have built Ships and Steamers 
 for every portion of the Globe, for a long-term of years, and con 
 tinue to do so on reasonable terms. SAMUEL SNEDEN. 
 
 FULLMER AND WOOD, CARRIAGE MANUFACTUR 
 ers, No. 239 West Nineteenth street. New York. 
 Horse-shoeing done with dispatch, and In the most scientific 
 manner, and on reasonable terms. 
 
 BOOT & SHOE EMPORIUM.— EDWIN A BROOKS, IM- 
 porter and Manufacturer of Boots, Shoes and Gaiters, 
 Wholesale and Retail, No. 575. Broadway, and 150 Fulton Street, 
 New York. 
 
 WILLIAM M. SOMERYIXLE, WHOLESALE AND RE- 
 tail Druggist and Apothecary, 205 Bleecker street, corner of 
 Minetta, opposite Cottage Place, New York. All the popular Pat- 
 ent Medicines, Fresh Sweedish Leeches, Cupping, &c. Physicians' 
 Prescriptions accurately prepared, WM. M. SOMERVILLE. 
 
 AW. & T. HUME, MERCANT TAILORS, No. 82 6th 
 » Avenue, New York. We keep a large and elegant assort- 
 ment of every article that a gentleman requires. We make Coats, 
 Vests and Pants, after the latest Parisian fashions, and on reason 
 able terms. A. W. & T. HUME. 
 
 THE WASHINGTON, BY BARTLETT & GATES, No. 1 
 Broadway, New York. Come and see us, good friends, and 
 eat, and drink, and be merry, in the same capacious and patriotic 
 halls where the Immortal Washington's voice and laugh once rever- 
 berated. 
 
 O come to our Hotel, 
 And you'll be treated well. 
 
 BAKTLETT & GATES. 
 
 MC SPEDEN & BAKER, STATIONERY WAREHOUSE 
 and Envelope Manufactory. Nos. 29, 81, and 33 Beekman St 
 New York. 
 
 Envelopes of all patterns, styles and quality on hand, and 
 made to order for the trade and others, by Steam Maclunery 
 Patented April 8th, 1856. 
 
 FULTON IRON WORKS JAMES MBRPHY & CO. 
 Manufacturers of Marine and Land Engines. Boilers, &c 
 Iron and Brass Castings. Foot of Cherry Street, East River. 
 
 BRADD1CK & HOGAN, SALEMAKERS, No.272 SOUTH 
 Street, New York. 
 A&ningH,Tentaand Bags made to order. 
 5 B JESRE A. BRADDICK, 
 
 RICHARD HOGAN. 
 
 K Rf.i'resf.ntativh in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United 
 States for the Fifth Congressional District, composed of the Sev- 
 enth and Thirteenth Wards of the city of New York, and the 
 Thirteenth, Fourteenth, Fifteenth and Sixteenth Wards of Brook- 
 
 ' a' Representative in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United 
 States for the Sixth Congressional District, composed of the 
 Eleventh. Fifteenth and Seventeenth Wards in the City of New 
 
 A Representative in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United 
 States for the Seventh Congressional District, composed of the 
 Ninth,' Sixteenth, and Twentieth Wards In the City of New 
 
 And also a Representative In the Thirty-sixth Congress of the 
 United States for the Eighth Congressional District, composed of 
 the Twelfth, Eighteenth, Nineteenth. Twenty-first, and Twenty- 
 second Wards in the City of New York. 
 
 COUNTY OFFICERS ALSO TO BE ELECTED FOR SAID 
 COUNTY. 
 Seventeen Members of Assembly : 
 A SnERipr, in the place of James O, Willett ■ 
 A County Clerk, In the place of Richard b. Connolly : 
 Four Coroners, in the place of Frederick W. Perry, Edward 
 Connerv, Robert Gamble and Samuel C Hills ; 
 All whose terms of office will expire on the last day of December 
 
 ne th'e attention of Inspectors of Election and County Canvassers 
 is directed to Chapter oiO of Laws of 1868, a copy of which is 
 printed, for instructions in regard to their duties under said law. 
 ''submitting the question of calling a Convention to revise the 
 Constitution and amend the same to the people of the State. 
 
 Chap. 320. 
 AN ACT to submit the question of calling a Convention to revise 
 the Constitution and amend the same, to the People of the 
 State: . , , 
 
 Passed April 17, 18oS— three-fltths being present. 
 The People of the Stale of New York, represented m henate 
 and Assembly, do enact as follows : 
 Seotion 1 The Inspectors of Election in each town, ward and 
 election district in tins State, at the annual election to be held In 
 November next, shall provide a proper box to receive the ballots 
 of the citizens of this State entitled to vote for members of the 
 Legislature at such election. On such ballot shall be written or 
 printed, or partly written and printed, by those voters who are in 
 favor of a Convention, the words : ■-' Shall there be a Convention 
 to Revise the Constitution and amend the same ? Yes. Ana try 
 those voters who are opposed thereto, the words : Shall there be 
 a Convention to Revise the Constitution and amend the same / 
 No " And all citizens entitled to vote as aforesaid shall be allow- 
 ed to vote by ballot as aforesaid, in the election district m which 
 he resides, and not elsewhere. , 
 
 52 So much of the articles one, two and three, of title lour, or 
 chapter one hundred and thirty, of an act entitled An act re 
 spectlng elections other than for militia and town officer, passed 
 April fifth, eighteen hundred and forty-two, and the acts amending 
 the same, us regulates the manner of conducting e ections and 
 lh .\ Ul „„,.., ,,hsto be administered, and inquiries to be made, pi 
 persons offering to vote, shall be deemed applicable to the votes to 
 be eiven or offered under the act : and the manner of voting and 
 challenges, and the penalties for false swearing, prescribed by law, 
 are hereby declared in full force and effect in voting or offering to 
 vote under this act. ■ . ... ..„«„ 
 
 5 2 The said votes given for and against a convention, in pursu- 
 ance of this act, shall be canvassed by the Inspectors of the several 
 election districts or polls of the said election in the manner pre- 
 scribed by law, and as provided in article four, of title four ot 
 chapter one hundred and thirty of the said act, passed April fifth, 
 ei»lit-cn hundred and forty-two, and the acts amending the same, 
 as far as the same are applicable ; and such canvass shall be com- 
 pleted by ascertaining the whole number of votes given in each 
 election district or poll for a convention, and the whole number ot 
 votes given against such convention, in the form aforesaid ; and 
 the result being found, the inspectors shall make a statement in 
 ords. at lull length, of the number of ballots received in relation 
 to such convention, and shall also state in words, at full length 
 the whole number of ballots having thereon the words, Shall 
 there be a Convention to revise the Constitution and amend the 
 same'' No." Such statements as aforesaid shall contain a cap- 
 tion stating the day on which, and the number of the district, the 
 town or ward, and the county at which the election was held, and 
 at the end thereof a certificate that such statement Is correct in all 
 respects, which certificate shall be subscribed by all the inspectors, 
 and a true copy of such statement shall be Immediately filed by 
 them in the office of the clerk of the town or city. 
 
 6 4 The original statements, duly certified as aforesaid, 'ball be 
 delivered by the inspectors, or one of them to be deputed for that 
 purpose to the supervisor, or, in case there be no supervisor, or 
 he shall be disabled from attending the board of convaesers, then 
 to one of the assessors of the town or ward, within twenty-four 
 hours after the same shall have been subscribed by such inspec- 
 tors, to be disposed of as other statements at such election, are 
 
 "To r somuch of articles first, second, third, and fourth, of title 
 fifth of chanter one hundred and thirty, of the act entitled, An 
 act respecting elections other than for militia and town officers, 
 and the acts amending the same, as regulateathe dnaesofConn- 
 ty Canvassers and their proceedings, and the out; of Count) 
 Clerks, and the Secretary of State, and the Board of State Can. 
 vaasere, shall be applied to the canvassing and ascertaining the 
 will of the people ot this State in relation to the proposed con- 
 JentSn and if it shall appear that a majority of the votes or 
 ballots given in and returned as aforesaid are against a conven- 
 
 FRANCI8 B. BALDWIN, WHOLESALE AND RETAJJfc 
 CLOTHING 4 FURNISHING WAREHOUSE, No. W 
 and 72 Bowery, between Canal and Hester Btreets, New York, 
 Large and elegant assortments of Youths' and Boys' Clothing. 
 
 J.' G.' BARNUM, ' 
 
 F. B. BALDWIN has just opened his New and Immense Ertab- 
 lishmcnt. THE LARGEST IN THE CITY! An entire New 
 Stock of GENTLEMEN'S, YOUTH'S and CHILDREN'S 
 CLOTHING, recently manufactured by the best workmen in the 
 city, isnow opened for inspection. Also, a superior stock of FUR- 
 NISHING GOODS. Ail articles are of the Best Quality -and hay- 
 ing been purchased during the crisis, WILL BE SOLD VERT 
 LOW ' The Custom Department contains the greatest variety of 
 CLOTHS. CASSIMERES, and VESTLNGB. „ A _„i_, 
 
 Mr.BALDWIN has associated with him Mr. J. G. BARNUM, 
 who has had great experience in the business, having been thirty 
 years connected with the leading Clothing Establishments of the 
 city. 
 
 JAMES DONNELLY'S COAL YARD-TWENTY-SIXTH 
 street and Second Avenue. I always have all kinds of coal 
 on hand, and of the very best quality, which I will sell as low as 
 anyothercoal dealer in the United States. „„„,.,., T _ 
 
 JAMES DONrih.LLI. 
 
 WILLIAM COULTER, CARPENTER.- 
 been engaged as a Carpenter, and I assure all who ' 
 
 .a ... .1 ,.!-.,...... ll ,t 1 vvt il l.,lil.l -w .'. I, "1 hOtlSM 
 
 I HAVE LONG 
 
 sure all who wffl 
 
 favor me with their patronage, that I will build as good houses, or 
 anything else In my line, as any other carpenter in the city of New 
 York. I will also be as reasonable in charges for my work at 
 any other person. 
 
 opk. 
 
 WILLIAM COULTER, Carpenter, 
 Rear of 216 East Twentieth street, New Y 
 
 WW. OSBORN, MERCHANT TAILOR, 9 CHAMBER 
 , street, near Chatham street, New York. 
 
 SOLOMON BANT A, ARCHITECT, NO. 93 AMOS STREET, 
 New York. I have built as many houses and stores as any 
 Architect In this city, or the United States, and I can produce vou- 
 chers to that effect; and I flatter myself that I can build edifice* 
 that will compare favorably. In point of beauty aud durability, with 
 those of any Architect In this country. I am prepared to receive 
 orders in my line of business at No. 93 Amoastrcet.New York. 
 
 SOLOMON BANTA. 
 
 ONDERDONK. — THIRTEENTH WARD 
 HoteC 406 and 407 Grand street, corner of Clinton street, 
 New Y'ork. 
 
 T> OBERT 
 
 CHAIR & OFFICE FURNI- 
 :turer, Nc 
 of Read street, New York, Room No. 15. 
 
 W ture Dealer' and Manufacturer; No. 269 Broadway, cornet 
 
 HOUSE— JOSEPH HYDE PROPRIETOR, 
 comer Grand and Essex street. Wines, Liquors.and Cigars 
 of the best brands. He Invites his friends to give him a oau. 
 Prompt and courteous attention given his patrons. 
 
 -piASHION 
 
 WILLIAM A. CONKLTN, ATTORNEY AND COUNSEL- 
 lor at Law, No. 176 Chatham street, New York. Any busi- 
 ness entrusted to his charge from citizens of this city or any part 
 of the country, will receive prompt and faithful attention, aad be 
 conducted on reasonable terms. „,.,,.,, , „„.,,- TT , T 
 W ILLI AM A. CONKLIN. 
 
 " KNAPP & CO., WHOLESALE AND RETAIL 
 Dealers In Butter, Cheese, Eggs,Poultry and country produoe, 
 No! — Clinton Market, opposite Page's Hotel, New York. 
 
 GEO. KNAPP. 
 H.D.ALBERS. 
 
 GIEO. 
 
 H JONES & HOFF. whose place of business is in front of the 
 • Astor House, keenal] the latest publications of the day. In- 
 cluding all the Daily and Weekly Nowspapers. The public patroa- 
 age Is most respectfully solicited. 
 
 FOWLER. CARPENTER AND BUILDER 
 
 EDMUND _ 
 No.74Reade street, near Broadway, New York. 
 N. B.— All kinds of Jobbing doneat short notice. 
 
 BOWERY NEWS DEPOT, NO. ITT BOWERY.-CON- 
 stantly on hand, Dally, Sunday, and Weekly Papers, Monthly 
 Magazines. Play Books, Stationary, Ac, &c. English Papers per 
 
 Steamers. All orders punctually attended to. 
 
 BENNET & CARROLL. 
 
 AMERICAN GLASS COMPANY, MANUFACTURE AND 
 keen constantlyon hand at their Warehouse, Plain, Moulded, 
 and Cut Flint Glass Ware, In all its varieties. Also Druggists' and 
 Perfumers' Ware of all Kinds. Wholesale Warehouses, No. 1*5 
 Pearl street, New York, and No. 64 Kllby street. Boston. (Facto- 
 ries at South Boston.) D. Burrill & Co., Agents, New York. 
 
 J NO. WARD. JR., REAL ESTATE AGENT, OFFICES 
 No. 5 Tryon Row, corner Chatham street, (opposite the Park,) 
 a ew York, and 4th Avenue, near 126th street, Harlem. 
 
 jjj^waj.'New *York— Depots for the sale of Perfumery, and 
 
 every article connected with the Toilet. 
 
 We now Introduce the "BOUUUET D'OGARITA. or Wild 
 Flower of Mexico," which is superior to anything of the kind in 
 the civilized world. EDWARD PHALON ft SON. 
 
 PC. GODFREY, STATIONER, BOOKSELLER, AUD 
 . General News dealer, No. 831 Broadway, New York, near 
 13th street. 
 
 AUGUST BRENTANO, CORNER OF HOUSTON STREET 
 and Broadway, has all the latest Publications, and receives 
 all the Foreign Papers by every steamer. He also has the back 
 numbers of almost every paper published, including Branch s 
 "Alligator." 
 
 / (LINTON LUNCH, OYSTER AND DINLW SALOON, 
 
 I i No 19 lV.-kman street. The best of Liquors and Cigars. 
 UEO. W. WARNER. 
 SAMUEL M. MILLER. 
 
 tion. then the said canvassers are require to cert tv and declare 
 that fact bv a certificate, subscribed by them.' and filed with the 
 Secretary b! State : but if it shall appear by the said canvass that 
 a majority of the ballots or vol, s given as aturc.-ald are lor a con- 
 ve inn. then th,i shall bv like certificates, to be hied as afore- 
 said, declare that tact ; and tin said Secretary shall communicate 
 acopvof such certificate to both branches of the Legislature, 
 at the onenlng of the next session thereof: Yours, respectfully. 
 irnnSm r TUCKER, Secretary of State. 
 
 i^JKtlUS ■ GIDEON J. 
 
 SHEBirT's Oftice, 
 New Yobk, August 4, 1368. 
 
 1) 
 
 AVID WILLIAMS. ATTORNEY AM) COUNSELLOR 
 at Law, No. 15 Centre street. New York. 
 
 JW MASON, MANUFACTURER, WHOLESALE AND 
 . Retail dealers in all kinds .if Chairs, Wash Stands, Settees, 
 Ac, No.S77and379Pe«rlstreet,New York. 
 Cane and Wood Seat Chairs, ui Boxes, for Shipping. 
 
 ENJAMLN JONES, COMMISSION DEALER, IN REAL 
 
 J l,ots for sale m all parts 
 
 of Broadway, Seventh 
 
 J3"3Sate, Houses"and~sforei "an i Lots foi 
 
 of the City. Office at the junction 
 avenue, and Forty-sixth street. 
 
Am 
 
 Volume I—Ho. 19. 
 
 [Reported by Our Reporter.] 
 
 A Political Social Party—The Wire-Pull- 
 BraS Ulg Notes -What they fhinkof 
 
 [Scene opens in a private coomj attached to 
 a drinking saloon, near Bleecker street where 
 toff gun, are admitted by checks printed on 
 sundry scraps ot cards, winch read :—'• Admit 
 -ur. — a tried and proved Political Sucker."] 
 
 The, leaders being assembled, and each one 
 Having rebanished the inner man by various 
 glasses ot doubtful li, JUO r, and settling them- 
 selves quietly down to enjoy the luscious flavor 
 01 a Havana segar— manufactured in New York 
 
 J^ATURDAY, AUGUST 28, 1858. 
 
 resolution. But, about-abont those contracts 
 Sucker No. 1 [who acts as chairman, jumps 
 
 fmm ™m s 7 — """"""""reuiiiflefflork some of hs friends bv furnishing t! ' ' 
 ^cabbage leaves, fcc-the conversation and still W ta & &£*& &"£?£ 
 
 tbus opens: 
 
 Sucker No 1-1 say ! gentlemen, we have 
 made a bad strike !— yes, a d-d bad strike I 
 
 auelcer Alo. 2, (looking up in surprise)— Mow 
 —I a., not understand you, Brother 
 
 Sucker No. 8.— Neither do I, unless be al- 
 ludes to that unfortunate affair of Branch— a 
 poor, unlawful devil, whom our most worthy 
 Mayor and that Pnnce of Recorders, Barnard 
 have caused to be employed to "do the State 
 some service." And I say he has received his 
 
 people honor and appreciate the Mayor and 
 
 fcSVa the v f course ' h " 1 to act - 
 
 c oi ding to the evidence given, and the rules 
 
 and regulations of the Court— hence the nublic I n " ""- ™ ".au-man, mps 
 
 wi not think anything wrong of tLm i , h' J ",' '" akeS a ^l' e ^h)-Sorry to 
 
 will have a powerful roactioif on om ■ p. rtv- oL "? T#? ° f Sacker Na 2 so ^ruptiy 
 
 Sucker No. 3— Then, Brothers, I say to vou 
 as Brothers of this immaculate body of Suck- 
 ers, ,t behoves ns as Chiefs in eomman of 
 tins fraternity, to get Branch out-no differ- 
 ence as to the means. We can, perhaps use 
 some ot his friends, by furnishing the money 
 
 not to be considered; we have too much at 
 stake to hesitate on account oi dollars ami 
 cents. Our popularity must be redeemed— or 
 ^washed just as you please .,, ,,,n the 
 term. \\ hat say yon. Brother Suckers s 
 
 bucket No. 2 (who appears to be deeph lost 
 in some contract speculation, look-, upi-That 
 
 last contract of ours for pav Ah ' I bee 
 
 pardon for alluding to a new subject; hut the 
 
 tact is 1 cannot get those contracts — - 
 
 -Sucker No. 2, will please not 
 
 H^oonfu r ■> " c uaH received Pis flunrmm £ 
 
 J-g -ureas I am called by this fraternity wander ■*£& su bject. but J-JC^" 
 
 marks to the object for which this meeting 
 was called By reference to Art. 78 of the 
 
 Sucker A o. l.- Yea , brother, that is the 
 worst stroke ot political policy we ever made, 
 the Press says so too, with but one or two ex- 
 ceptions, and these exceptions are worthless to 
 us as nobody cares what the Satanic says, (it 
 not being quoted on 'Change;; and as to the 
 Leader ot Democracy, that is little better than 
 
 "' "f,^ ot • "; ei ;c.less set of editorial scamps, 
 who take a fiendish delight in exhibiting us to 
 the public in as many colors as the eamelion ; 
 and besides, they are backed np by at least 
 two-thirds of the community, who have no 
 particular love for us-all of them, apparently 
 A,ul P f M, IDg "n h u tWs sca P e -S°at, Branch 
 
 .„„., , , .; , ~»wv„. uu. a so aoruptiy 
 
 ' an t help it, however, as he will not cou- 
 nt f /° }H subject > ,je must «»nam 
 Mlent and stand liquor all round. [No 2 
 pays the liquor with bad grace.] There, that 
 
 ■o rtr " le gV ^ ly [alludin e t0 the H*™*, of 
 couisej; now to the question. The conclusion 
 you have arrived at relative to Branch and the 
 Press, generally, I have bee, deeply cogitating 
 m my own mind during the last "two weeks" 
 iheseare the most important drawbacks we 
 have ever had to contend against since the 
 organization ot this fraternity. God knows 
 »'■ have no sympathy for our victims, and 
 certainly not for Branch; still, I am for pnrsn 
 ing that me of policy which will benefit o U r- 
 
 fnJnt i ,' S n , 0t F 0l .' Cy t0 P ersecut e Branch 
 further. Our leech-tangs must be let loose— 
 I" must be set at liberty. He can be of great 
 service to us this fall. We must secure a ma- 
 jority ot the city government at the next elec- 
 tion^that ,s, have a majority pledged to our 
 interest! l no difference what then 
 
 c 1 1 1 • 1 1 ■ political 
 ' reed may be. Suckers, you know have norh 
 
 By-laws/the Broth;; wmlind he" lias' b Jen 7 M 8 "* T'"^ ' ^ ' ; ' "'" >• «'" 
 olating an important duty, which y " E 1 ! ^ mouth of each Sucker.] In order 
 
 ery member of the Fratemttfof tuckers is to er e nf r^ el ! ction ° f those who wiU °«* 
 conduct himself in the manner of a leech Ind S T? V " mst have Branch out 
 
 never let go to grasp a new object , theW f" ^ 0t gl ' e:U senioe to ™ 
 
 life-blood is all sucked out. and Cv bft'h „' w'TT' "* T 7 , be '&* * we can g e t 
 
 destitute of sustenance." And farther "It S K 7 ■ n *P«™>«^ him that we are his best 
 thus" we read in another part of the B 1« M Jo^ ^^ electi °"- ^ ^ becomes 
 
 . — — ^..o ,„ r mqiera 
 
 sity of first settling the account with our pres- 
 ent victim — Branch 
 
 ;;::a'',i"i r.:; 1 ": 1 '" 1 ' ^Justness of the 
 
 over to our side, ^-fSJS&ISS^ flS."^! ■" *?" "^"^^ ° f —- 
 
 w- I** ^ y ° f Wire -P« lli ><y Suckers, had 
 better leave for parts unknown. 
 
 Sucker No. 2.— I coincide 
 
 = with Brother 
 Sucker No. 1. He speaks very truly We 
 must check-mate this hue-and-cry of the Press 
 some way or another. It will not do to 
 threaten them with the fate of Branch-that 
 woud only make them worse— yes, the verv 
 devi s in their establishments would set an a 
 Howl. No, no ! we must avoid all further de- 
 monstrations of this kind. The Press will not 
 be threatened. Hence you see the precarious 
 predicament we occupy. No doubt but the 
 
 ~~«i,iiiim ux ours — now 
 
 being carried on towards completion by our 
 agents, that r ' 
 
 f'^' -\<< ; 3 (rising i„ great indignation)-! 
 call the Brother, Sucker No. 2, to order' He 
 is wandering to those infernal contracts again. 
 I hope the Chair will sustain its dignity by 
 compelling the Brother to stick to Branch < 
 
 CAavrman—The Brother will .peak on the 
 subject before the , house or remain silent. 
 
 eonS- qu ^ V3n hXrace fift fflS V^' U « ' *- -~ 
 
 question-after liquoring all roun 1 l-I pe ■ J w/ 7 f T""!' ^ »'° h '"""- 
 
 foctly agree with\he last propoffi sugg'es -" mean o'in inuat _ b'^ 6 S», ^ W Joes uot 
 
 ed by our worthy Brother, and second ifaTa P hcab le to me W ° rd Iustltute " »* *P" 
 
 h ugh as only suckers can.] I say, Brother 
 Suckers, considering the rich pickings, by way 
 "' '■'"■ ""A &c, after the first of 'January 
 est. this ,s the best course to be pursued to 
 Ine our pockets from the public treasury. 
 And now, m eonclusion Brother Suckers I 
 move we take . glass of rot-gut ami a Jnnl 
 cigar, and adjourn until this night week, when 
 we "ill agam meet here at the hour of 8 
 "' dock P.M. Dmjng the week you will have 
 time to think over this matter fully, and come 
 prepared to vote and act decisively 
 
 Sucter No. 2.-I like the offer of that rot 
 
 gut lust-rate; yonr speech was long enough to 
 
 ihll in hi ims,tit»i*» ... . » , 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'SALLIGATOR, 
 
 Sucker M 2.— Wo! not in the least (the most tyrannical. We, of all r 
 
 JS"! T^i Xf i ?, CaUed f ° r ,he ,if| " n '- mi the earth ' 8hOTM be ™ st jealous of the Hbe? 
 O ; ™ f IK ? 6 ^ e ? tiD8 ^""'■""'l- \ \ ™ <* &« P'ess, and in every instance of vio- 
 Our reporter thinks thelasl word he heard latlan of this glorious perogative, we should 
 
 Sucker No. 2 say, as he stepped" out "o'Fthe 
 door, was something to the effect thai "he 
 would be d— d if he wouldn't have something 
 to say about (hose contracts at the nexi meei 
 
 ing." 
 
 In our next, if our reporter is permitted to 
 listen at the key-hole, (an arrangement which 
 he has made with the bar-keeper.) we will 
 give the proceedings of their next assemblage 
 
 Answers to Correspondents. 
 
 "Ubto" asks: "if it is a fact that two of 
 the parties greatly interested in the libel 
 against Branch, were on the Island about the 
 time that he arrived there, and used their in- 
 fluence in procuring for him a situation in the 
 worst part of the quarry gang." We can be- 
 lieve almost anything, but cannot think such 
 to be the case. 
 
 "J- L."— It is true that Branch's clerk went 
 to the Island to get instructions as to some of 
 his business matters, and was refused an au- 
 dience with him on any conditions, even in 
 presence of a third party. 
 
 f,»i-ERv.— Some people are curious to know 
 "hen the Mayor expects to collect that "little 
 balance" (which he swore on the Branch trial 
 was still due him) from the pretty matron 
 And allow us to ask, at the present moment 
 whether "the matron" has sold her furniture 
 or who is the individual who has that and her 
 in keeping? 
 
 "New York, Saturday, August 28, 1858. 
 
 Shame— Where is Thy Blush? 
 
 ["he sentence of Mr. Stephen H. Branch af- 
 
 ordsa very satisfactory commentary upon the 
 
 ™Pohcy and impotency of an elected judiciary 
 
 1 • hallenge the entire history of English jur- 
 
 I I '" r " to produce a parallel to this one in- 
 
 ■■"•" yea, even the annals of those reckless 
 decisions delivered by the infamous Jeffries 
 when the majesty of the law was temporarily 
 prostituted to subserve political vengeence 
 We will not say that Mr. Recorder Barnard 
 m his method of trying Mr. Branch, intended 
 to emulate the example of that notorious ma- 
 Ristl ate hut this we do say, that he has covert- 
 b ailed a greal principle— one which, if 
 rnrtner attacked, will destroy the cardinal 
 point of our political independence. Mr Re- 
 corder Barnard has virtually abrogated the 
 freedom of the Press,— and, in imposing the 
 leaviesl possible penalty upon an individual 
 has sought to demonstrate, in this era of pre- 
 sumptive freedom, that the power of the bench 
 is a controlling force over the influence of the 
 I . declared by the patriotic author of Ju- 
 nius to be the palladium of a nation's Hbertji • 
 Indeed, Mr. Recorder Barnard, while deliver 
 ln 6' judgment, alludes, with evident satisfac- 
 tion, to the prospective tendency of the sen 
 tence by him imposed ; he tried not only the 
 cs e before him, but others which he imagined 
 were to come into existence: and, without 
 any evidence of the fact, passed judgment upon 
 M individual for crimes to be committed in 
 the future. He told the prisoner thai he had 
 libelled Daniel Sickles. Emanuel Hart, and 
 other worthies. And was there a syllable of 
 testimony delivered before that court, wherein 
 the names of these individuals had even been 
 whispered ? 
 
 Next to the right of revolution, that oi free 
 speech is the most sacred to a liberty loving 
 people. Of all serfdom that of the "mind is 
 
 enquire as well into the motives of the indi 
 viduals as the'damage done by his offence. We 
 do not believe the language 'of the law to be 
 purely technical, and, therefore, deem it injus- 
 tice to imply criminality unless literally ex- 
 pressed. Mr. Recorder Barnard has probably 
 sufficient acquaintance with criminal law to 
 have encountered the case of John Wilkes, 
 against whom the thunder of the common law 
 of libel fell harmless from the excessive jeal- 
 ousy of a free people, dreading that in his pun- 
 ishment they might inflict a wound upon the 
 body politic. And it was only by reviving 
 antique and absurd laws against sedition and 
 blasphemy, that the ministry of England could 
 procure the conviction of a man, before whose 
 pen they quailed. We desire Mr. Recorder Bar- 
 nard to take down the voluinne of the State 
 Trials containing this case, and upon some 
 pleasant afternoon to peruse it carefnllv. It 
 will teach him a valuable lesson in political 
 ethics; it may temper his evident anxiety to 
 fetter freedom of the Press ; it may cultivate 
 in his breast a symptom of charity ; and above 
 all, it may teach him the high value the people 
 of England placed upon the principle of free 
 speech by refusing to convict, under the law 
 of libel, a man of notorious obscenity and pro- 
 fanity. John Wilkes was a principle with 
 the people of England, and may not we of 
 this city be permitted to regard Stephen H. 
 Branch in a similar capacity. 
 
 It is assuredly grateful to us to have in our 
 midst so inflexible, so agile, so Solomonic, a 
 magistrate as Mr. Recorder Barnard, and ever 
 will we bless the day when be condescended 
 to emerge from obscurity and to diffuse the 
 rays of justice from the somewhat dingy court 
 room of the Sessions. And were he not checked 
 by overweening modesty, there is no bound 
 to be placed to the extension of bis political 
 dignity. Taking the case of Stephen H. 
 Branch as a criterion of his magisterial great- 
 ness, Mr. Recorder Barnard may augment in 
 brilliancy and lucidity, until future generations 
 will honor his na me when those of Eldon, 
 Camden, Kent and Storey are forgotten. 
 
 But fearing least Mr. Barnard may not be in 
 a position to glean public sentiment, we will 
 take the liberty of informing him as to the 
 light in which our independent citizens regard 
 the punishment of Mr. Branch. 
 
 We regard that, all malice on the part of the 
 prisoner remaining unproven, bis punishment 
 far exceeds his crime. We regard that, denial 
 being insisted upon of his offers to prove the 
 sources whence he derived his information, 
 and consequently of the motives for its publi- 
 cation, an undue advantage was taken of his 
 position at the bar. We regard that, taking 
 the ordinary custom of courts for the past few- 
 years into consideration, this punishment of 
 Branch draws an invidious distinction between 
 the rich man and the poor one. How many 
 fcimi i has that veteran libeller, James Gordon 
 Bennett, practically courted punishment and 
 received it not? We regard that in the per- 
 son of Mr. Branch, a serious blow has been 
 struck against the principles of a Free Press. 
 Were we to desert, him in this hour, we would 
 be ingratcs to the truths of American Inde- 
 pendence. 
 
 The Stuffed Beasts at the Hall. 
 
 The electric telegraph is a great, institution, 
 but the Common Council is a greater. The 
 telegraph only performs marvels, "our Common 
 Council are to attempt an impossibility. Over- 
 powered with joy at the completion of the 
 Atlantic cable, our municipal fathers have 
 arranged a programme of festivity, which, as a 
 matter of course, takes in a corporation dinner, 
 for since the days of the Athenian Pericles eat- 
 ing and drinking at the public expense con- 
 stitute the mainspring of Aldermanic rejoic- 
 ing. Now, as they cannot fire off a hundred 
 guns, or blaze away fire-works in the munici- 
 pal tea-room, we, common people, can express 
 our ]oy by gazing upon these pyrotechnical 
 displays, but when it comes to dinner — we're 
 not there. 
 
 Now this proceeding we consider unfair in 
 the extreme, for is it not rational to suppose 
 that, if the joy of an Alderman requires cham- 
 paigne and turtle, the like joy of us, poor 
 devils, cannot he satiated without crackers and 
 cheese ? The goose's sauce should be likewise 
 that of the gander? And have we not a right 
 to demand at least a smell of the edibles, so 
 lavishly secured from the public till ? If eat- 
 ing and drinking be the standard of our joy 
 at the great event of the age, why not let us 
 all have a chance in ? Let us open the soup 
 houses, fill the Croton Reservoir with lager, 
 have hand carts of doughnuts and crullers, 
 and let all hands have a good time generally. 
 But the best of the joke is that our Aldermen 
 are to dine simultaneously with the corpora- 
 tion of London. Now, considering that the 
 sun travels some four to five hours behind the 
 telegraph, our Aldermen will have to shove 
 the old fellow along to dine simultaneously 
 with any body on the other side of the pond. 
 Joshua attempted to regulate the movements 
 of Sol, but then Joshua was not an Alder- 
 man. 
 
 A VALUABLE ENQUIRY . 
 
 Some Western merchant, evidently mistak- 
 ing the quality of our journal, has sent us a 
 letter, enquiring the marketable price of putty. 
 Did it not happen that His Honor, the Mayor, 
 oossesses a soul above business, we might re 
 
 Peter Funks, High and Low. 
 
 Everybody knows Peter, who sells bogus 
 watches; everybody knows his den, his modms 
 operand i and the tricks of his trade; he is Low 
 Peter Funk. But we have likewise a High Pe- 
 ter Funk, who, masked in the garb of respecta- 
 bility, looks with contempt upon his baser 
 brothers. 
 
 Just imagine a good sized counting-room in 
 the heart of the business part of the city, with 
 sundry clerks in the inside and a red flag on 
 out. And there High Peter himself is the fea- 
 ture of the establishment, a portly man. whose 
 well-lined stomach has been the receptacle of 
 charity food from public dinners for years past. 
 With a gruff voice and an indecent familiarity, 
 1 ie ape, the -cut leman, but looms out the hog. He 
 don't sell bogus watches, not he. High Peter 
 deals in storks, town lots, railroad and mining 
 shares, besides holding lucrative offices, just by 
 the way of amusement that is High Peter. . 
 
 We may be stupid, but we must say we have 
 been unable to ascertain the precise distinction 
 between the. two Peters, although great, Put- 
 tyman, the mayor, has drawn it down to a 
 nicety. ( > i ii- Solon makes Low Peter frequent- 
 ly disgorge, when he palms upon a verdant, 
 countryman a pinch had, watch, which has at 
 least, a nominal value; still he never interferes 
 with High Peter, when the widow, deluded by 
 High Peter's fluent speech, invests her all in 
 some wild-cat railway bonds, not worth beyond 
 the weight of the paper on which they are 
 printed. On the contrary, the Great Put- 
 tyman accepts an invitation to dinner, and, in 
 High Peter's fascinating society, demonstrates 
 the admirable fact, that there exists an aristo- 
 cracy even in Peter Funkism. Notwithstand- 
 ing this precedent, we must say, we keep aloof 
 from the Peters, and if we have any sympathy 
 
 t^^r ndentt0bim f0raSOlUtiOU l,f i'« ""-J' ^ ; viu; Low Peter7 who/ if'h7be- 
 1 ■* Jthiet, is a thiel at retail. 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 The Ten Governors and their Subs. 
 
 At a meeting of the Board of Ten Govern- 
 ors, the following preamble and resolution was 
 manimouslv passed, upon motion of Mr. God- 
 'rey Gunther : 
 
 JPAereos.John Filch. Warden of the Penitentiary, hai 
 
 i to Hen? the peremptory ordei of a Governor For a friend of his 
 
 iner under his charge : and whereas, the Governors 
 
 ■ ra vested in them, are entitled to res- 
 
 Mtnil consideral r rhe Wardens : therefore, 
 
 Thai Ihe Warden of the Penitentiary, on and after 
 
 ; ''■' , ' "■',"'-' ,,l/ ' ": ,: ',' of any Governor to visil apiisoner 
 
 V" ; r >" 1 ''. himself res) slble for the 
 
 inaction of the part] to whom said order is eiven ; 11 
 
 ipv of said resolution be fur>v,,ni,>,i to the Warden of t he Puii- 
 
 'ntiary. 
 
 It appears that a few individuals, desirous of 
 onciliating the worst propensities of flic mean- 
 it beings, placed in power above them, have 
 
 A New Field of Glory. 
 The Atlantic Telegraph, beside uniting the 
 two hemispheres, has called into existence a 
 
 new being to be deified as a pure saint on the 
 American calender. Mr. Cyrus TV. Field now 
 appears as the greatest and best of American 
 patriots, and there can be but little douhl thai 
 those, who have never known this Mr. field 
 personally in his business transactions, really 
 balieve him to be a supeior being. In fact 
 Archbishop John, in the dedication of the 
 new Cathedral, has placed his name in equal 
 place of honor with the Virgin of Immaculate 
 conception, St. Patrick and the ever to be cel- 
 ebrated John Hughes. Unless a man was tol 
 
 -'. r .. _ v „ . ^ i/u-. •»», iinr^ — — p*-.wv. v. nh «fl «l till l II (TOO II. » 1 - 
 
 i far lent themselves to the desires of their I erahly well versed in Latin, and most of all in 
 
 the very bad Latin of Archbishop John, it 
 would be difficult to conceive unto whom the 
 Cathedral was dedicated— to St. Patrick, the 
 Virgin Mary, or to Cyrus W. Field. 
 
 _ At the first glance, the legend of the Arch- 
 bishop, which like a lady's epistle, bears aP. S. 
 confers the highest honors on Mr. Field, whom a 
 majority of our readers will recognize as a very 
 extensive dealer in paper and rags in Cliff 
 street. In truth it is well known that Mr. 
 Field, before his entry into the Transatlantic 
 Telegraph business, was addicted to the com- 
 paratively contemptible business of paying bis 
 clerks the minimum of salary for the maximum 
 of work done, and that this worthv citizen on 
 one occasion caused himself to be presented 
 with a set of plate, paid for by himself, in the 
 name of his employees and an ungrateful pub- 
 lic, contemptibly insinuated that he charged 
 them with the expenses of the supper, incurred 
 upon the event of his proper self-glorification. 
 We admire the dignity of our citizens in this 
 instance. We have ignored the claims of Mau- 
 ry, of Morse, and of other greatmen, whose ge- 
 nius and sagacity have created the great work, 
 inthe success of which we rejoice; we have 
 picked out the smallest, and him let us glorify 
 
 iperiors as to sacrifice the first principles of 
 umanity to an adulation of the creatures, oasu- 
 lly holding dignity of office. These creatures 
 -men we will not call them, fearing that man- 
 ood may be disgusted by association with 
 ich contemptible beings, — desire to isolate 
 lemselves from the good ..pinions of their 
 ;ighbors ; and bravely have thev succeeded in 
 icir work of toadyism. The bold, rebuke of 
 r. Gunther will assuredly call them to their 
 ity; in the meanwhile, allow us to assure 
 em that the stern opinion of the community 
 ■noeive them unworthy of the trust reposed 
 them. He who insults the fallen, is to be 
 garde d as the most pitiable of cowards. 
 
 Whence the Sigh? 
 
 We seldom take up a daily paper without 
 iding in its columns some notice of a suicide, 
 
 an attempt at suicide, by some of those un- 
 rtunnte creatures, misnamed women of plea- 
 re. In fact it must be remarked that self- 
 strnction is almost an epidemic among cy- 
 ians. 
 
 There never can be an effect without a 
 use, and we think we can solve the mystery 
 tbis murderous fever. It is to be attribu- 
 1 to the unwise, uncharitable and unmanly 
 rsecution of this pitiable class by Mayors of 
 ;w York, who to gain a passing" popularity 
 t.h irreflective fanatics, have turned upon 
 •«c creatures the pack of Metropolitans, de- 
 led as a Pratorian guard to their Honors, 
 re there is the key to the solution and se- 
 t to I his suicidal mania. 
 A woman, fallen from practice of virtue 
 
 RESUSCITATION. 
 Never was there a human being, trampled 
 
 to the earth, who possessed not the power of 
 self-resuscitation, if not in his own person, al 
 least in that of another of his species. For 
 the purposes of self-defence all manhood will 
 be deemed identical. The readers of the Alii 
 gator have perceived 
 
 i and recognized the 
 pi ™; sp 1 we 1 rar <: "<*, driven from a means taken for the suppression of this sheet 
 entnl bearthside by the prejudices of the ! through the persecution bitter and uncalled 
 
 e of'dailTwe , T d V' e t tnk ' Jfe *"*•*"•■ ° f ** e ' lit0, ' : lmt this «*« of men " 
 ZJ 1- f «. I" the obscurity of night; ly gifted for the moment with authority and 
 
 i ventures upon the highway to excite the power, will fail of effect, inasmuch as they 
 
 Tempora ! Mores ! ! 
 
 The Mayor's Squad — every regiment, e^eii 
 of Police boasts, an awkward squad have 
 been covering themselves with glory, and no 
 trouble by a re-descent upon publishers of ob- 
 scenity. They broke up a store in Ann street, 
 and then went to the Volks Garten, where, in 
 one obscure corner, they discovered a gallery 
 of obscene prints or paintings, which, in the 
 language of an excited reporter, they found to 
 be "exquisitely finished/' 
 
 Now, we are not troubled from curiosity, 
 but we would like to know what became of 
 these prints or pictures? Asa matter oi coarse 
 the grave and potent seniors of the City Hall 
 had to pass judgment upon the obscenity of 
 the treasure trove— it was their duty to view 
 this kind of vice in all its nakedness. It would 
 be disrespectful, if not invidious, for us to in- 
 sinuate, that our municipal potentates, while 
 thus in the discharge of their duty, may have 
 feasted their eyes in a lascivious gloat over 
 these portraitures of lust, for we cannot at- 
 tribute to these mighty men that animal pas- 
 sion, so common to men of their age, which, 
 when powers of virility are lost by debauch, 
 continues to mount into the brain. 
 
 Probably this valuable collection of the 
 Fine Arts has passed into the possession of 
 that most ornamental of ornaments, connected 
 with the most ornamental of polices— the Rev- 
 erend, the property clerk, but as he is a most 
 pious man, who abominates even the name of 
 Paul de Kock, he would not touch them for 
 the life of him. Oh ! no. If these prints 
 have been destroyed, as the law require-, we 
 want evidence of the tact from others, than 
 those connected with the municipal or police 
 department. It were better, if thev be not 
 destroyed, to have them open to the public in 
 the Yolks Garten, than treasured up for the 
 privite inspection of the personal friends of 
 Mayors, Aldermen, and the Judiciary. 
 
 Insanity of Joy. 
 
 mentary lust, of some amorous stranger ; 
 denly she is arrested, dragged through the 
 lets, incarcerated at the station, and there 
 to pine upon the desolation oi her low, 
 en, condition. On the morrow she merges' 
 
 have, Cadmus-like, sown the teeth of the 
 Dragon, whence for the death of one inoffen- 
 sive being, a thousand armed men spring into 
 existence. In stifling the voice of a single 
 -, man, thrown into their power by the inal- 
 toggled finery, and ,s paraded along public administration of so called' justice, Vey have 
 rZ ^i am ', t] u ff i heS ^ jeers of a <n ,ked expression of opinion from others 
 rtless rabble ami ushered into the presence probably stronger and more sifted than ever he 
 us Municipal Majesty. Heart broken, the was to battle' in the war of the political le- 
 
 seless homeles, child o Fve finds herself nts. Although Mr. Brand, ,„., - est in the 
 
 be last stage of degradation, branded worse hands of the Philistines, his spirit linger' be 
 abea< and whither can she turn save to hind him, and that spirit induces " ',| „ 
 fcborne beyond the grave, « h, re misery is one true soul to follow in the pathway of hi 
 , ' , ' , . , martvrdom. 
 
 nink of this, oh! great Puttyman, when 
 ed in thy chair of slate, ere thy pillow be 
 urbed by the wail of the suicid 
 
 it of the fallen cyprian wings itself (,, thai 
 >ne of Grace, whose justice thou wouldst 
 veil to imitate 
 
 Gi id to Hear it.— We observe that the 
 as the terracotta covered walls of that unsightly 
 
 Prow Littue Seeds Great Acorns Grow." 
 is confidently believed that the terrace, on 
 top of Peter Cooper's Union, wl 
 ing to the worthy designer of that design- 
 institution, is announced to be a botanical 
 
 abortion of architecture, called "The Peter 
 Institute," are commencing to crumble 
 away. In twenty-five years, it is presumed, 
 that entire edifice will disappear, and New 
 York be rid of the most contemptible-looking 
 public building which ever emanated from 
 al frenzy. 
 
 11 Bdentiallj asserted by the 
 
 wor hv PeJr n 3.K " lt0 ? Sp0t Where ' n i ""," N of • tha Great ''"^man. thai he intends 
 
 ■ w M «.t * '' ""° raQ K ' r l t0 decline any denomination. Sensible, Put- 
 
 wuu^ais. ^^ |tyman;bnt- '1 not have a chance. 
 
 We are all in a state of joy. not such as ft 
 man experiences when honored by any super- 
 excellent dispensation of fortune", but a real, 
 good, mathematical joy, so much the square 
 inch, measured out to us by the great dignita- 
 ries at the City Hall. The fact is that we are 
 joy I'ul by proclamation, and any man who re- 
 fuses to be happy, most assuredly ought to be 
 committed for contempt of authority. 
 
 Notwithstanding our extreme happiness— 
 for like every other good and loyal citizen, 
 h ith the fear of the devil and Mayor Tiemann 
 before our eyrs, we arc wrought up to the very 
 highest pitch of rejoicing. So high indeed, 
 that we think that we can take down the 
 Mayor and Common Council on a good sized 
 hallelujah. We sometimes think, however, we 
 are making fools of ourselves. It may be an 
 idea of ours, and therefore we trust it mav not 
 be contagions. 
 
 j The Atlantic Telegraph, like everything else 
 | with which Mr. Peter Cooper has bad the 
 misfortune to be connected, has proven itself 
 to be a remarkably slowcoach. In, led, 1',,, ■ ■ 
 laud his fellow laborers have reduced lightning 
 to its lowest possible speed, and, for all prac- 
 tical uses ,,f mercantile life, the telegraph may 
 as well he in ihe other world as at the bottom 
 of the Atlantic. For instance, the Que 
 message, which is about the length of an ordi- 
 nary dunning letter, was commenced one after- 
 noon, cut up and quartered the next, and final 
 ly we managed to get the whole of it hv ih, 
 day alter. As ( the President's answer, from 
 ■ill we ,-an gather, it has no! been, as \ef 
 transmitted. 
 
 The only il, i„g kit the lightning, for the 
 sake ot us ,,„ ,, reputation, is to gel angry and 
 knock dow.-^Peter Cooper, and after that' little 
 fOiind, t- !=>» all connection with II 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 superannuated fogy, who, we ai-e certain, 
 even on the day of judgment, will be found 
 hobbling into court some three hours after 
 time. 
 
 Nothing Like it.— In suing Bennett, George 
 Wilkes set up his character as worth £20,000. 
 There is nothing like having a good opinion oi 
 one's self, and allowing for discount. Some 
 man may throw off 100 per cent. 
 
 Who <ould have doubted it ? — The 
 Queen's Message came to us in two parts, and 
 Peter Cooper telegraphed to Buchanan, ex- 
 plaining the mutilation. Did any thing ever 
 get into Peter's hands and come out whole? 
 
 FALL ELECTION. 
 
 State of New- York, 
 office of the seobetary of state, 
 
 Albany. August 2, 1858. 
 
 TO the .Sheriff o f the Count}/ of New York 
 
 SIR^NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN, T 
 nei 
 
 Nick Idea.— In the programme of the telegraph 
 celebration at the Crystal Palace, it is stated 
 that the Common Council are to ' l praise God' 1 
 And so they ought —for not being hung years 
 ago. 
 
 An Appropriate Locality. — The Mayor 
 and his Squad went on a " bust " last week to 
 JSheepshead Buy. Smith thinks that they 
 should have discovered Muttonhead Bay, but 
 we think Sheepshead the most appropriate for 
 that crowd. 
 
 Which is He? — The Democrats, expelled 
 from the Custom House, consider Mr. Collector 
 Schell a hard shell democrat, while the non- 
 administration holders of office regard him as 
 one of the soft kind. 
 
 The expenes of the city government for the 
 present year, is estimated, by those profess- 
 ing to be posted in this matter, at over fifteen 
 millions of dollars — an increase of $5,000,000 
 the first year of Mayor Tiemann's administra- 
 tion. 
 
 Lost. — Somewhere between sunrise and sun- 
 set, two golden hours, each set with sixty dia- 
 mond minutes. No reward is offered, for they 
 are lost lorever.— jV. )\ Ledger. 
 
 Advertisements— -25 Cents a line. 
 
 Credit. — From two to four seconds, or as long as the Advertiser 
 can hold his breath ! Letter* and Advertisement lo be left at No. 
 114 Nassau-street, second story, front room. 
 
 ... THAT AT THE GE- 
 
 ral Election to be held in this State on the Tuesday succeed- 
 
 e first Monday in November next, the following officers arc 
 
 elected, to wit : 
 
 A Govexnob, in the place of John A, King ; 
 
 u^ the u»ol j 
 o be elected 
 
 COREY AND SON, MERCHANT'S EXCHANGE, WALL 
 street, New York, Notaries Public and Commissioners— United 
 Mutes Passports Leaned in 36 hours.— Bills of Exchange, Drafts, and 
 Notes protested,— Marine protests noted and extended. 
 
 EDWIN F. COKEY, 
 EDWIN F. COREY, Jb. 
 
 HERRING'S PATENT CHAMPION FIRE AND BUR- 
 glar Proof Safe, with Hall's Patent Powder Proof Locks, 
 afford the greatest security of any Safe hi the world. Also, Side- 
 board and Parlor Safes, of elegant workmanship and finish, tkir 
 plate, .fee. S. C. HERRING & CO., 
 
 251 Broadway. 
 
 OANTE MENTO.-No. 29 ATTORNEY STREET, NEAR 
 £3 Grand, has a superioV assortment of Cloths, Onsslnieres. and 
 Nestings, made to order in the most fashionable and approved Pa- 
 dsian stales, aud at short notice. Let gentlemen call iimipat<ronl^e 
 me, and I will do my utmost to pleaseiny customers. 
 
 I" VANTLNE.JSHANGAE RESTAURANT, No. 2 DEY 
 
 street, New York. 
 
 Si J \\ . BARKER, GENERAL AUCTION EERS& REAL 
 » ESTATE BROKERS. Loans negotiated. Houses and 
 Stores Rented Mocks and Bunds Sold at Auction or Private Sale. 
 
 Also, FURNITURE SALES attended to at private houses. 
 CWce, 14 Plnentreet, under Commonwealth Bank. 
 
 CARLTON HOUSE, 41)6 BROADWAY, NEW YORK. 
 Bates and Holden, Proprietors. 
 
 THEOPHILUS BATES. 
 OREL J. HOLDEN. 
 
 GERARD BETTS it CO., AUCTION AND COMMISSION 
 Merchants, No. lOti, Wall street, eoniei of Front street, New 
 York. „ 
 
 A LiEUxr-NANr Covkrxor, In the place of nenry R. Selden • 
 A Canal Cohmissiont.h, in the place Of Samuel B. Ruegles ap- 
 pointed in place of Samuel S. Whallon, deceased ; 
 
 An Ixspectoh of State Pjuson.?, in the place of William A 
 Russell ; 
 
 All whose terms of office will expire on the last day of Decem- 
 ber next. 
 
 A Repuesejttativf: in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United 
 States, for the Third Congressional District, cinnposed of the 
 Fust, Second, Third, Fifth and Eighth Wards in the city of New 
 \ oik. 
 
 A Rkpheskntative In the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United 
 Slates, for the Fourth Congressional District, composed of the 
 Fourth, Sixth, Tenth and Fourteenth Wards in the city of New 
 York ; 
 
 A Representative in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United 
 States, for the Fifth Congressional District, composed of the Sev- 
 enth and Thirteenth Wards of the city ol New York, and the 
 Thirteenth, Fourteenth, Fifteenth and Sixteenth Wards of Brook- 
 lyn ; 
 
 A Representative in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United 
 Stales, for the Sixth Congressional District, composed of the 
 Eleventh, Fifteenth and Seventeenth Wards in the City of New 
 Y'ork- 
 
 A Representative in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United 
 States, for the Seventh Congressional District, composed of the 
 Ninth, Sixteenth, and Twentieth Wards In the City of New 
 York ; 
 
 And also, a Representative in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the 
 United States for the Eighth Congressional District, composed of 
 the Twelfth, Eighteenth, Nineteenth, Twenty-first, and Twenty- 
 second "Wards in the City of New York. 
 
 COUNTY OFFICERS ALSO TO BE ELECTED FOR SAID 
 COUNTY. 
 Seventeen Members of Assembly ; 
 A Sheriff, in the place of James C. Willett ; 
 A County Clerk, in the place of Richard B. Connolly • 
 Foun Coroners, in the place of Frederick W. Perry, Edward 
 Connery, Robert Gamble and Samuel C. Hills ; 
 
 All whose terms of office will expire on the last day of December 
 next. 
 
 The attention of Inspectors of Election and County Canvassers 
 Is directed to Chapter 320 of Laws of 1358, a copy of which is 
 printed, for instructions in regard to their duties under said law. 
 ''submitting the question of calling a Convention to revise the 
 Constitution and amend the same to the people of the State." 
 
 Chap. S20. 
 AN ACT to submit the question of calling a Convention to revise 
 the Constitution and amend the same, to the People of the 
 State : 
 Passed April 17. 1S58— three-fifths being present. 
 The Feoplc of the State of Neiv Yorfc t represented in Senate 
 aiid Assembly, do enact as follows: 
 Section 1. The Inspectors of 'Election in each town, ward, and 
 election district in tliis State, at the annual election to be held in 
 November next, shall provide a proper box to receive the ballots 
 of the citizens of this State entitled to vote for members of the 
 Legislature at such election. On such ballot shall be written or 
 pnoi 1, or »artly written and printed, by those voters who are in 
 Eavoi ofa * DJwention, the worda : " Shall there be a Conv. ation 
 to Revise t ' x Constitution and amend the same? i'es." And by 
 those voters who are opposed thereto, the words: "Shall there be 
 a Convention to Revise the Constitution and amend the same? 
 No." And all citizens entitled to vote as aforesaid shall be allow- 
 ed to vote by ballot as aforesaid, in the election district in which 
 ho resides, and not elsewhere. 
 
 §2. So much of the articles one, two and three, of title four, of 
 chapter one hundred and thirty, of an act entitled "An act re- 
 specting elections other than for militia and town officer, " passed 
 April firth, eighteen hundred and forty-two, and the acts amending 
 the same, as regulates the manner of conducting elections and 
 challenges, oaths to be administered, and inquiries to be made, of 
 persons offering to vote, shall be deemed applicable to the votes to 
 be given or offered under the act ; and the manner of voting and 
 challenges, and the penalties for talse swearing, prescribed by law, 
 are hereby declared in full force and effect in voting or ottering to 
 vote under this act. 
 
 § '2. The said votes given for and against a convention, in pursu 
 ance of this act, shall be canvassed bv the Inspectors of the several 
 election districts or polls of the said election in the manner pre- 
 scribed by law, and aa provided in article four, of title four, of 
 chapter one hundred and thirty of the said act, passed April fifth, 
 eighteen hundred and forty-two, and the acts amending the same, 
 as far as the same are applicable ; and such canvass shall be com- 
 pleted by ascertaining the whole number of votes given in each 
 election district or poll for a convention, and the whole number of 
 votes given against such convention, in the form aforesaid ; and 
 the result being found, the inspectors shall make a statement in 
 words, at lull length, of the number of, ballots received In relation 
 to such convention, and shall also state in words, at full length, 
 the whole number of ballots having thereuu the words, "Shall 
 there be a Convention to revise the Constitution and amend the 
 same? No." Such statements as aforesaid shall contain a cap- 
 tion, stating the day on which, and the number of the district, the 
 town or ward, and the county at which the election was held, and 
 at the end thereof a certificate that such statement Is correct in all 
 respects, which certificate shall be subscribed bv all the Inspectors, 
 and a true copy of such statement shall be Immediately riled by 
 them In the office of the clerk of the town or city. 
 
 $ 4. The original statements, duly certified as aforesaid, shall be 
 delivered by the inspectors, or one of them to be deputed for that 
 iurnose, to the supervisor, or, in ease there be no supervisor, oi 
 ie snail be disabled fn mi attending the board of convasaera, then 
 to one of the assessors of the town or ward, within twenty-four 
 hours after the same ahaH have been subscribed by such inspec- 
 tors, to be disposed of as other statements at such election, are 
 now required bv law. 
 
 55. So much of articles first, second, third, and fourth, of title 
 fifth, of chapter one hundred and thirty, of the act entitled, "An 
 act respecting elections other than for militia and town officers,'" 
 and the acts amending the Batne,as regulates the duties of Coun- 
 ty Canvassers and their proceedings, and the duty of County 
 Clerks, and the Secretary ot State, and the Board of Slate Can- 
 vassers, shall be applied to the canvassing and ascertaining the 
 will of the people of this State in relation to the proposed con- 
 ention; and if it shall appear that a majority of the votes or 
 
 The above Is published pursuant to the notice ot the Secretary 
 of State, and the requirements of the Statute in such case made 
 and provided. 
 
 JAMES C. WILLET L 
 ^^ Sheriff of the City and County of New York, 
 
 t&~ -All the public newspapers in the county will publish the 
 above once In each week until the election, and then hand hi thelr 
 hills for advertising the same, so that they may be laid before the 
 Board of Supervisors, and passed for payment. See Revised 
 Stat, vol, 1, chap. G, title 8, article 2d, part 1st, page 140 
 
 I^RANCIS B. BALDWIN, WHOLESALE AND RETAIL 
 : CLOTHING & FURNISHING WAREHOUSE, No. 70 
 and 72 Bowery, between Canal and Hester streets. New York 
 Large and elegant assortments of Youths' and Boys' Clothing 
 
 F. B. BALDWIN,' 
 
 F. B. BALDWIN has just opened his New and Immense jfctab- 
 Uahment. THE LARGEST IN THE CITY' An entlreNew 
 Stock of GENTLEMEN'S, YOUTH'S and CHILDREN'S 
 CLOTHING, recently manufactured by the best workmen in the 
 city, is now opened for inspection. Also, a superior stock of FUR- 
 NISHING GOODS. All articles are of the best Quality, and hav- 
 ing been purchased during the crisis, WILL BE SOLD VERY 
 LOW! The Custom Department contains the greatest variety of 
 CLOTHS, CASSIMERE's, and VESTINGS. 
 
 Mr. BALDWIN has associated with him Mr. J. G. BARNUM, 
 who has had great experience in the business, having been thirty 
 years connected with the leading Clothing Establibhnjwnts of the 
 city. 
 
 JAMES DONNELLY'S COAL YARD-TWENTY-SIXTH 
 street and Second Avenue. I always have all kinds of coal 
 on hand, and of the very best quality, which I will sell as low as 
 any other coal dealer hi the United States. 
 
 JAMES DO NNELLY. 1 
 
 WILLIAM COULTER CARPENTER.-I HAVE LONG 
 been engaged as a Carpenter, and I assure all who will 
 favor me with their patronage, that 1 will build as good houses or 
 lse in my line, as any other carpenter in the city of New 
 
 charges for my work as 
 
 anything 
 
 York. I will also be as reasonable ; 
 any other person. 
 
 WILLIAM COULTER, Carpenter, 
 Rear of 216 East Twentieth street. New York. 
 
 WW. OSBORN MERCHANT TAILOR, V CHAMBER 
 • street, near Chatham street, New York. 
 
 SOLOMON BANTA.ARCHITECT.NO. 93 AMOS STREET, 
 New York. I have built as many houses and stores aa any 
 Architect, in this city, or the United States, and I can produce vou- 
 chers to that, effect; and I flatter myself that I can build edifices 
 that will compare favorably, in point of beauty and durability, with 
 those of any Architect in this country. I am prepared to receive 
 orders in my line of business at No. 98 Amos street. New York 
 __^„ SOLOMON BANTA. 
 
 ROBERT ONDERDONK. — THIRTEENTH WARD 
 Hotel, 405 and 407 Grand 6treet, corner of Clinton street, 
 
 New York. 
 
 WILLIAM M. TWEED. CHAIR & OFFICE FURNI- 
 ture Dealer and Manufacturer, No. 289 Broadway corner 
 of Read street, New York, Room No. 15. 
 
 FASHION HOUSE— JOSEPH HYDE PROPRIETOR 
 corner Grand and Essex street. Wines, Liquors, and Cigars' 
 ot the beat brands. He Invites his friends to give him a call 
 Prompt and courteous attention given his patrons. 
 
 WILLIAM A. CONKLIN, ATTORNEY AND COUNSLL- 
 loratLaw, No. 176 Chatham street, New York. Any busi- 
 ness entrusted to Jits charge from citizens of this city or any part 
 of the country, will receive prompt and faithful attention and be 
 conducted on reasonable terms 
 
 WILLIAM A. CONKLIN. 
 
 GEO. KNAPP & CO., WHOLESALE AND RETAIL 
 _ Dealers in Butter, Cheese, E*gS,Foultry and country produce, 
 — Clinton Market, opposite Page's Hotel, New York 
 
 GEO. KNAPP. 
 H.D.ALBERS. 
 
 H JONES & HOFF, whose placa of business Is in front of une 
 ■■• ^wi 01 " M ul i st '' keep^aU the latest publications of the day, In- 
 
 cluding all the Daily and Weekly Newspapers 
 age is most respectfully solicited. 
 
 The public patron.* 
 
 EDMUND FOWLER, CARPENTER AND BUILDER 
 No. 74Reade street, near Broadway, New York. 
 N. B.— All kinds ot Jobbing done at short notice. 
 
 BOWERY NEWS DEPOT, NO. 177 BOWERY.-OON- 
 stantlyon hand, Daily, Sunday, and Weekly Papers, Monthly 
 Magazines, Play Books, Stationary, Ac, &c. English Papers per 
 Steamers. All orders punctually attended to. 
 
 BENNET A- CARROLL. 
 
 AMERICAN GLASS COMPANY MANUFACTURE AND 
 keep constantly on hand at their Warehouse, Plain, Moulded 
 
 and Cut Flint Glass Waif, in all Its varieties. Also Druggists* and 
 Perfumers' Ware of all Kinds. Wholesale Warehouses, No 163 
 Peai I street, New York, and No. 54 Kilby street, Boston. (Facto- 
 ries at South Boston.) D. Burrill & Co., Agents, New Y'ork. 
 
 TNO. WARD, JR., REAL ESTATE AGENT, OFFICES 
 «J No. STryon Row, corner Chatham street, (opposite the Park,) 
 New Y'ork, aud 4th Avenue, near 126th street, Harlem. 
 
 PC. GODFREY' STATIONED, BOOKSELLER, AND 
 • General Newsdealer, No. S31 Broadway, New Y'ork, near 
 laih street. 
 
 ^AMUEL SNEDEN, SHIP .V STEAMBOAT BUILDER — 
 © My Office Is at No. 31 Corlears street, New York; and my yards ,_ 
 
 and residence are at Greenpolnt. I have built Ships and Steamers • ballots given in and returned as afori said are against a conven- 
 er every portion of the Globe, for a long term of years, and con- tion, then the said canvassers are required to certify and declare 
 tinuetodo so on reasonable terms. SAMUEL SNEDEN. that fact bv a certificate, subset! bed by them, and filed with the 
 
 Secretary of State ; but If it shall appear by the said canvass that 
 a majority of the ballots or votes given as aforesaid are for a con- 
 vention, then they shall by like certificates, to be filed as afore- 
 said, declare that fact ; and the said Secretary shall communicate 
 __ a copy of such certificate to both branches of the Legislature, 
 
 >OOT & SHuE EMPORIUM.— EDWIN A BROOKS, 1M- i at the opening of the next eesslon thereof. Yours, respectfully, 
 > porter and Manufacturer of Boots, Shoes and Gaiters, 6IDE0N J. TUCKER, Secretary' of State, 
 
 holesale and Retail, Nu. 57o Broadway, and 160 Fulton Street, .Sheriffs OmOE , 
 
 New Sfork, tf xv Yo ttK , August 4, 1853. } 
 
 FULLMER AND WOOD, CARRIAGE MANUFACTUR- 
 ere, No, 980 West Nineteenth street, New Y'ork. 
 Horse shoeiug done with dispatcii, and In the most scientific 
 manner, and on reauouable terms. 
 
 AUGUST BRENTANO. CORNER OF HOUSTON STREET 
 and Broadway, has all the latest Publications, and receives 
 all the Foreign Papers by every steamer. He also hasthe back 
 numbers of almost every paper published, including Branch's 
 "Alligator." 
 
 CtLINTON LUNCH, OYSTER AND DINING SALOON, 
 / No. iy Beekman street. The best of Liquors aud Cigars. 
 GEO. W. WARNER. 
 SAMUEL M. MILLER. 
 
 lyYVlD WILLIAMS, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR 
 
 at Law, No. 16 Centre street, New York. 
 
 JW. MASON; MANUFACTURER, •WHOLESALE AND 
 • Retail dealers In all kinds of Chairs, Wash Stands, Settees, 
 &c, No. #77 and 379 Pearl street, New York. 
 Cane and Wood Seat Chairs, In Boxes, for Shipping. 
 
 BENJAMIN JONES, COMMISSION DEALER, LN REAL 
 Estate, Houses and Stores and Lota for sale In all parts 
 of the City. Office at the Junction ol Broadway, Seventh 
 ayeaue, and Forty-sixth street, 
 
Volume I.---N0. 20 
 
 SATURDAY, SEPTEHBER 4, 1858. 
 
 Price 2 Cents. 
 
 And they Stoned Stephen. 
 
 We are told by the Holy Scriptures that oue 
 of the Apostles, who, preaching integrity and 
 truth to the Pharisees of old, offended those 
 who belonged to the Tabernacle of libertines? 
 was brought before the council, which, by arou- 
 ing public sentiment in a seditious manneri 
 caused Stephen to be stoned. And in our 
 modern day they have likewise stoned Stephen 
 by placing him, unaccustomed to toil, and 
 guiltless of all crime, save the free exercise of 
 opinion, to labor in a quarry along with felons, 
 thieves, and other obnoxious convicts ; and in 
 this wise have our modern Pharisees stoned 
 Stephen. 
 
 The Warden of the Penitentiary, sufforing 
 from din of public opinion, has seen proper to 
 extenuate his conduct by stating that he was 
 compelled, by ridgity of duty, thus to place 
 Mr. Branch in a position of labor. Thus has 
 he communicated his thoughts for publication 
 to the editor of the Sunday Mercury, and 
 when he uttered them he was well aware that 
 they were a mere subterfuge to avoid personal 
 indignity. And now we challenge the Warden 
 to show one single word in his instructions 
 rendering it compulsory upon him to employ 
 any one soul in the quarrying of stone. On 
 the contrary, his instructions particularly en- 
 join upon him the exercise of moderation and 
 forborance as a taskmaster, and most explicitly 
 direct that no prisoner, incapable of physical 
 labor, shall be employed at manual servitude. 
 The law of the State, despite the tendencies of 
 Mr. Pitch, recognizes every being, created in 
 human form, to be possessed of a soul, as well 
 as being of value to the commonwealth; for a 
 man incarcerated in the penitentiary, is not 
 devoid of civil lite as is the case with a con- 
 vict to the State prison, and wherefore -then 
 did he stone Stephen ? 
 
 Mr. Fitch, the Warden, may remember that 
 a woman, convicted of the most brutal of 
 crimes, which the law unfortunately has left 
 unvisited by proper punishment, that of the 
 murder of the innocents, as yet unborn, was, 
 during her residence at the Island, favored not 
 only with the comforts, but the luxuries of 
 an easy existence. And still they stoned Ste- 
 phen. 
 
 The Warden, in addition to this instance of 
 the famous Madame Rested, may remember 
 that a French gentleman, convicted of a most 
 gross and obscene libel upon the Rev. Mr. 
 Verien, was not only suffered to remain in 
 idleness, and without the prison clothes, but 
 was absolutely lodged in the Warden's house, 
 remunerating him for his comfortable exist- 
 ence by instructing his daughters in a knowl- 
 edge of the French tongue. And stiU they 
 stoned Stephen 1 
 
 The Warden may remember, moreover, that 
 Mr. Judson, convicted of a misdemeanor in 
 exciting the Astor Place riot, was allowed 
 two days of weekly absence to attend the pub- 
 lication of a journal by him published — a fact 
 notorious to every reader of Ned Buntline\i 
 Own. And still they stoned Stephen ! 
 
 We are sorry that the Warden so far com- 
 mitted himself as intentionally to persecute a 
 harmless, unotfensive man, whose true crime 
 is a steady adherence to truth. Allow us to 
 assure him that while we admire his penitence 
 for the moment, we cannot forgive the fact 
 that he stoned Stephen ! 
 
 Ii the Atlantic Telegraph Actually Com 
 plete ? 
 
 It is still doubted by many whether the At- 
 lantic cable is actually laid and perfect, as is 
 reported. There is, we believe, no actual proof 
 of the fact, beyond that in the hands of those 
 who have a pecuniary interest in its being com 
 pleted. It is said that the Queen's message 
 and the President's reply have been transmit- 
 ted. Have they ? Who knows? 
 
 Mr. Field has notified the public that the line 
 will not be opened for its use in much less than 
 a month — that he also has resigned the direc- 
 torship. Has he sold his stock, and thus dis 
 qualified himself from holding office ? And 
 will most of the stock have changed hands 
 within the month? And will something have 
 happened to the cable in the meantime to ren- 
 der it useless? Will the directors prove the 
 fact of the cable being securely laid and in 
 working order, by transmitting a message and 
 returning an answer, if it is but a single sen- 
 tence? If they are able to transmit one word 
 they can do this. It would certainly be too 
 bad if it should prove to be a Kidd salvage af- 
 fair. Then all the gas which has been evolved, 
 and all the powder burnt in the extreme jolli- 
 fication, would be a total loss ; together with 
 part of the City Hall, and Justice into the bar- 
 gain. We certainly would advise those who 
 have been lately canonized to show these sur- 
 mises to be false before their honors grow dim. 
 
 A Commotion in the Jarsies. 
 
 The Alligator, feeling himself some pump- 
 kins, on Sunday last, ventured upon an excur- 
 sion to the Jarsies, as much from a desire to 
 have universal absolution by a pilgrimage to 
 the shrine of St. Quietus, as from a longing to 
 fraternize with the gallant Zouave, so particu- 
 larly enamored with the " blunt. ' Basking in 
 the smiles, literal and liquid, of the Hotel Na- 
 poleon, and, sunned by the presence of the fair 
 hostess, the Alligator was enwrapt in a pleas- 
 ant revery, much after the owl-like manner, in 
 which the sedate and philosophical Peter Coo- 
 per presides over a reform convention. But 
 Ins repose was broken by learning the astound- 
 ing fact that the Jersies, and especially Hobo- 
 ken, was in a state of political insurrection, 
 and that for the moment the authority of Jamea 
 Buchanan, President of these United States, was 
 despised, contemned and absolutely denuunced, 
 — -and even one rebel, unconscious of the Alli- 
 gator's presence, absolutely expressed a fervent 
 desire to punch that dignitary's venerable 
 head. It seems from all that we can glean, 
 that the Executive of this Republic, feeling the 
 salvation of the country to depend upon the 
 electors of Hoboken and the parts circumja- 
 cent, directed the renomiuation of the repre- 
 sentative in Congress, at present representing 
 that district. This, it seems, was too much for 
 Jersey patience, exhausted as it is from passive 
 submission to the tyranny of Camden and Am- 
 boy ; and, therefore, Hoboken has raised the 
 staudard of revolt in the person of a learned 
 judge, who Is to mount the stump to vindicate 
 the honor of Jersey, and perhaps of its light- 
 ning. How the unterrified democracy will 
 survive this disaffection, we are at a loss to 
 imagine — for the loss of Hoboken, which fami- 
 liarly styles itself our sister city, and a very 
 infant of a sister at that, must be a bitter pdl 
 to an Administration in a tight place. One 
 hope only is left. Cannot the President induce 
 John McKeon to reduce the rebellious people 
 to a perpetual slumber by one of his soporific 
 orations; and even should this fail, perchance 
 Mr. Justice Whitley might be induced to talk 
 to them for half an hour. We are convinced 
 that the people of Jersey would do anything 
 rather than submit to this final calamity. 
 
 To Our Readers. 
 
 During the past few weeks, it has been cur- 
 rently reported in some quarters, that D. W. 
 Jobson, Esq., is now conducting the Alligator. 
 
 That it not so. Mr. Jobson never had — has 
 not now, and, for aught we know at present, 
 never will have anything to do with the Alli- 
 gator. 
 
•J 
 
 STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 Answers to Correspondents. 
 
 "Vas."— Tout communication will appear in mir ne*t Issue, it 
 being received too late to be r.f use for the im.uieiit. 
 
 THE ALLIGrATOR. 
 
 New York, Saturday, September 4, 1858. 
 
 upon the Bench. While the truly learned Jus- 
 tice Clerke, a lawyer such as the way of Chris- 
 tian life would make him, is simply occupied 
 in matters of dollars and cents, our lives, our 
 persons, our future, immaculate, are intrusted 
 to the supervision of such learned pundits, as 
 
 More Advice to Mr. Barnard. 
 
 When Mr. Recorder Barnard sat in Solo- 
 monic judgmetet on Stephen II. Branch, lie evi- 
 dently forgot for the moment the dignity of a 
 judge, and assumed the questionable attributes 
 of a politician. That Mr. Recorder Barnard is 
 nominally a lawyer we will admit, for he comes 
 under all provisions of the New Code, which 
 creates lawyers with the celerity of machinery; 
 but that he understands the law, we emphati- 
 cally deny. Before Mr. Barnard mounted the 
 Bench, was his name ever known to the com- 
 munity as a successful barrister ? Was he ever 
 intrusted with any important civil or criminal 
 case? Did he ever make a speech the most 
 common-place reporter thought worthy of be- 
 ing reproduced in type? Not one of those 
 tests of popularity, which appertain to the 
 career of the most common of attorneys, seem 
 to apply to the case of our learned Recorder, 
 upon whose brow honor and glory have stum- 
 bled as it were by accident. 
 
 Mr. Barnard, in sentencing Mr. Branch, evi- 
 dently desired to impress the public mind with 
 an idea of his individual authority; forgetting 
 that be was armed with the sword of mercy, 
 he wielded only that of justice, and with avin- 
 dictiveness, as reckless as it was violent, loan- 
 ed himself to the wishes of partizan leaders, 
 who daily stand in dread of exposure from an 
 unbridled press. As vermin cannot dwell in 
 certain atmospheres, these men stifle coming in 
 contact with the air ot a free press ; and it is 
 to them we owe the bitter persecution of free 
 opinion, as is glowingly instanced in the judg- 
 ment passed upon Branch. A self-same pun- 
 ishment would have been meted out to any 
 offending editor, who may touch the dignity 
 of the confederated band, who thus attempt to 
 throttle speech, whose freedom should be in- 
 digenous to the soil. 
 
 How long lias Mr. Barnard learned that a 
 convicted editor is a mere felon? That he 
 should be maltreated, disgraced, and placed 
 even below the level of thieves and malefac- 
 tors? The case of Mr. Branch is probably the 
 first on record, wherein a man condemned for 
 libel was compelled to submit to prison discip- 
 line, intended only for a minor class of felons. 
 But as this case has occurred, it has afforded 
 to our people a fair opportunity of judging 
 upon the irresponsibility, we will not say im- 
 becility, of an elective judiciary. Catch the 
 most insignificant errand-boy in the nearest 
 lawyer's den, and he will give you a better 
 legal, if not more humane, exposition of the 
 true genius of the laws than was publicly enun- 
 ciated by Mr. Recorder Barnard, who indi- 
 rectly repudiated pure maxims of jurispru- 
 dence, and substituted vagaries of vengeance. 
 Let us, therefore, profit by this casual display 
 of sentiment; for say we to all quarters of the 
 city, with a voice as of that of a watchman in 
 the hour of alarm, that none, not even the 
 pure and guileless, are sate while fantasies such 
 as these are suffered to be fulminated from a 
 criminal bench. And likewise mind, we draw 
 a grave distinction between our civil and 
 criminal judiciary. Unfortunately^ the high- 
 est and most respected of our judges are 
 occupied solely with the rights of property, 
 and we have committed the rights of the per- 
 son to the most obscure of obscure attorneys, 
 accidentally thrust from pure partizan influence 
 
 Mr. Recorder Barnard and City Judge Bus 
 sell. 
 
 Liberty of speech is a right, paramount to 
 that of every other consideration; it has been 
 ti easured as the key-stone to the. great, unwrit- 
 ten Constitution of Britain and of our own 
 land ; it is the vital essence of our political 
 existence, and its abuse has been judicially 
 tolerated that the spirit shall be perpetuated. 
 But as Mr. Recorder Barnard has not probably 
 indulged in the intellectual luxury of perusing 
 Hallam's Constitutional History — such a work 
 being unknown to the New Code — we will ex- 
 cuse him from any implied admiration of that 
 respect, yea, adoration, for personal rights, 
 which animated the manly soul of Algernon 
 Sidney and fired the patriotism of John Hamp- 
 den. 
 
 We simply wish to inform Mr. Recorder 
 Barnard that he labors under a delusion when 
 he presumes libel to be a misdemeanor in the 
 literal sense of the word, and although the 
 law may be virtually misconstrued in such a 
 wise as to authorize interpretation that it may 
 verge upon misdemeanor, still the practice of 
 Courts, presided over by Kent, by Eldon, and 
 by Camden, has essentially abrogated any 
 such pretence in fact. In meeting out to Mr. 
 Branch the doom of a common thief, in dis- 
 gracing and degrading him before the eyes of 
 a community, he attempted in a feeble way, 
 it may be observed, to instruct and enlighten. 
 Mr. Barnard and his statelites not only erred 
 in tempor, but in absolute legality. They have 
 reaped a harvest of glory in the unmurmured 
 cases of a sympathetic public who will profit 
 by the lesson we have received, and hence 
 forward seek not such servants as these. 
 
 The Law's Delay. 
 
 It was confidently expected that a revision 
 of the judgment upon Mr. Branch would have 
 been had in the early part of this week. We, 
 however, learn from Mr. Ashmead, that the 
 Court being pre-occupied by civil business, 
 have postponed consideration of his motion 
 until the month of Septeinber,wben the learn 
 ed counsellor feels assured that the relief he 
 prays for will be granted, and a new trial be 
 had. 
 
 In this sacrifice of personal rights to the 
 emolument of that of property, we notice the 
 inconsistency of the law which thus creates an 
 invidious distinction between things animate 
 and inanimate. Here, then, we have a person 
 kept in jail, in a state of vexatious misery, 
 while the Court is occupied by the considera- 
 tion of some quarrel of Smith and Jones over a 
 bale of cotton, or some other trivially in a 
 commercial point of view. Now, the most 
 valuable of all rights is that of locomotion, and 
 the dearest of all writs is that ot habeas corpus, 
 instituted expressly for the relief of the indivi- 
 dual from unjust detention. And still all the 
 provisions of this famous act are neutralized 
 the instant the prisoner gets into the clutches 
 of the judiciary, whose slow motions are too 
 often a cause of unintentional wrong-doing. 
 
 In the case of the People vs. Haines, the pri 
 soner served his time out in the State Prison, 
 and was afterward granted a new trial and 
 found not guilty. Ashley, tried for forgery, 
 served eighteen months, when upon a new trial J 
 he was found guilt less of the crime charged upon I 
 him. Much as we talk about the freedom of our 
 institutions, the rights of prisoners are too lit- 
 tle respected by the tardy process of legal 
 procedure. We trust that when the new 
 constitution be framed that preference will be 
 given to all cases involving personal liberty. 
 
 The First of September— let us remember. 
 
 It was observed by an English writer the 
 heart of an alderman lays in his belly. It may 
 be true of an English alderman,. but with ours 
 the centre of. all affections rests in the pocket 
 — ton. h him there, and you draw his life's 
 blood. Dining is the mere relaxation with our 
 aldermanic council, by which they occasion- 
 ally while away the fatigues of mathematical 
 claculations on the gross profits of contracts. 
 They eat not as a matter of duty, but from 
 absolute necessity. We are to have a munici- 
 pal banquet on the first of September, to tes- 
 tify our joy at the successful laying of the At- 
 lantic Cable; and the same gentlemen, who 
 did the mourning over James Muuroe, have 
 kindly condescended to do our merriment over 
 the cable. Our Aldermen have acute sensa- 
 tions ; at one moment they are plunged in the 
 depths of woe, at another they are frantic 
 with delight. In a word, they do everything, 
 even praise God, not in church, but at the 
 Crystal Palace. 
 
 We being of the poorer class feeders on pork 
 and beans, are not expected to have stomachs, 
 capable of being with fat capron lined, so we, 
 tax payers will have to imagine the splendor 
 of the scene, seen through the gloomy columns 
 of a morning newspaper. And therefore let 
 us riot in imagination and taste the pleasures 
 of the honor in anticipation. 
 
 We see before us, seated in his chair of 
 state, the great Puttyman, and we worship his 
 Worship like unto the mighty Bendimeer, for 
 him to speak, for us to hear. And as the 
 words of humid eloquence are distilled from 
 his lips, we will wonder how we could unfold 
 so sound, unvarnished a tale, and admit that 
 painting spoils the lilly and the rose, until 
 weighed down by the profundity of magiste- 
 rial love, we unconsciously droop to balmy 
 slumber. And then we shall have Alderman 
 Clancy, whose soft persuasive tones shall wake 
 thunders of applause, as he extols the fighting 
 glories of the Sixth, and promises that if the 
 cable has necessity of gallant defenders, he 
 knows a band ready to fight for it. 
 
 And then there will be the grave and illus- 
 trious Peter, who will act the part of the skel- 
 eton at the Egyptian feast, with an occasional 
 smde as a token of our approaching smile. 
 He will make but few remarks ; the most tell- 
 ing of which will be a short sentence, offering 
 the use of the basement cellar ,of the Institute 
 wherein to coil away the tail end of the cable. 
 
 And then we will have Simeon Draper, the 
 facetiousjn'ince of diners-out, whose portly pre- 
 sence was never known to fail a municipal 
 feast. He will illuminate us with jokes, such 
 as were wont to enliven the monotony of an 
 Alms House board. And then we will mourn 
 to think that some day must come when the 
 Corporation Yorick will be no more. 
 
 It will be a great feast! — a revelry of wit, 
 humor, and sentiment; a gathering together 
 of all imaginable elements of greatness, from 
 every quarter of the city, and it is only to be 
 regretted that the Lord Mayor of London and 
 him oi Dublin cannot be sent, per the cable, 
 to participate in the scene ot self-glorification, 
 it would afford them such an instructive lesson 
 in the principles of municipal democracy. But 
 as they are requested to dine simultaneously 
 with our body corporate, so shall the Alliga- 
 tor, in an humble manner, it must be conceded, 
 for we dine at our own expense — a considera- 
 tion not entering into the heads of our author- 
 ities. At the exact moment when Simeon 
 Draper Cracks his sixth joke, the Alligator 
 will honor Waterman with a command for 
 " ein lager!" 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 Long Branch and Short Branch, 
 
 While Branch rusticates upon the Island, 
 Long Branch has had the honor of a most dis- 
 tinguished assembly, lay, clerical and divine. 
 While Alderman Clancy, pink of municipal 
 Nestors, has consented to bloom away from 
 Blossom Lodge, and here to perform the du- 
 ties of the Mayoralty, his llonor, the great 
 Putty man. comfortably dozes to the music of 
 Jersey mosquitoes, his repose only broken by 
 the unwelcome intrusion of John Mclveon— 
 the leanestof Pharoah's leankine. His Honor 
 and the inevitable John, although doubtlessly 
 the master spirits of the mysterious conference 
 held at the Branch, and which will probably 
 be elucidated after the next election, however 
 played second fiddle to Archbishop Hughes, a 
 venerable prelate, who, well aware of the qual- 
 ities of putty, can mould it at his will. What 
 Peter Cooper does at the conference beqond 
 yarning, it is difficult to imagine, his peculiar- 
 ities being generally limited to that operation 
 of the muscles. If these worthy gentlemen 
 can conceive that they can use the Archbishop 
 for their political purposes, they are slightly 
 mistaken, for that enthusiastic prelate is too 
 old a bird to be caught by any kind oi chaff, 
 and we doubt whether Putty man & Co. can 
 manufacture salt enough from the Atlantic 
 ocean to be placed on his venerable tail. We 
 may remind this scheming crew, that, some 
 years ago( Governor Seward and his private 
 governor, Thurlow Weed, attempted a sale of 
 the worthy Archbishop, who, in return for the 
 compliment, bought himself in and sold out 
 his would-be purchasers at a remarkably low 
 figure. With this|decided case before thier eyes, 
 we beg to caution poor Putty man aud Peter 
 to keep their eyes skinned, otherwise they 
 may be found embalmed within the new Ca- 
 thedral. 
 
 All for a Quarter. 
 
 We read in tire daily prints that a gentle- 
 man by the name of Hoey, while returning 
 from Koekaway, in compauy with a gentle- 
 man and lady, in passing a turnpike gate, gave 
 the girl, attending the bar, a coin which he 
 persumed to be a good American quarter dol- 
 lar, but which the girl pronounced to be bad. 
 The turnpike man, who chances to be a justice 
 of the peace, immediately caused the arrest of 
 all parties, who were forced to send to Rock- 
 away for bail. Even after the arrival of the 
 bail the party were detained several hours 
 from lack of the necessary printed blanks, 
 while Mr. Justice and turnpike man Pearsall, 
 copied the process from a musty law tome. It 
 is needless to add that upon the appearance of 
 Mr. Hoey and counsel from New York, all 
 proceedings were dismissed as frivolous. 
 
 Gross as this outrage may appear at the first 
 blush, and intense as was the stupidity of the 
 Long Island Dogberry, it can be daily paral- 
 leled by the actions of our own law courts, 
 especially when we extract our police magis- 
 trates from barrooms and grogeries. Now one 
 question : Have we one single police magis- 
 trate in this city who ever swept out a lawyers 
 office, much less ever studied the profession ? 
 They are doubtlessly intelligent and well- 
 meaning men, but then they are not lawyers, 
 and consequently unfit to be entrusted with 
 the custody of our personal independence. No 
 right can be dearer than that of free locomo- 
 tion, and therefore we should be more particular 
 in the selection of these judges, than those con- 
 trolling the right of property. Imprisonment, 
 like the dew of heaven, falls alike upon the 
 rich and the poor, and no citizen should lie 
 jeopardized as to personal liberty and repre- 
 sentation without the strongest possible pre- 
 caution. 
 
 News from a Watering Place. 
 
 Peter Cooper, the learned, astute, and never 
 to be forgotten Peter, finds it to be invaluable 
 to his health, to snuff the sea breeze in the 
 classic freshness of Long Brauch. Archbishop 
 John, fatigued with the cares of Cathedral 
 dedication, found it likewise to his advantage 
 to smell the air in the same locality, and for 
 fear of want of amusement he brought with 
 him the Vicar General of his diocese, and a 
 brother of some order — probably of the Re- 
 demptorists, or of some other evangelical 
 pawnbrokers. And a very strange peculiarity 
 in the atmosphere brought to the self-same 
 spot, our most illustrious municipal executive 
 Daniel F. Tiemann. And being mutual ac- 
 quaintances, on Sunday last, they enjoyed a 
 most comfortable chat, regulating the moral, 
 sanitory and religious condition of our citizens, 
 when Peter suddenly disappeared, aud his body 
 was only recovered a few hours before night- 
 fall, when he was discovered thoroughly im- 
 pregnated with a speech, which he will proba- 
 bly transmit to posterity upon the walls of the 
 Institute, but which in reality is the personal 
 property of Archbishop Hughes. And on the 
 morrow Peter, like his saintly namesake, being 
 a fisher of fish as well as of men, went forth 
 to angle with the Vicar General, and the ton- 
 sured monk, but what caught he beside reli- 
 gious truths, which ever hang like diamonds 
 upon the voices of the Arehbishop's town 
 friends, we regret to say we could not learn. 
 There must be something over refreshing in 
 the air of Long Branch, some resuscitating 
 principle which can allure to that spot such 
 a bevy of worthies, who, to while away their 
 leisure, have probably settled in every manner, 
 not only the Apostolic succession, but Mayor 
 Tiemann's re-election. 
 
 We would like some of our cotemporaries to 
 tell us what the people have gained in the 
 election of Daniel F. Tiemann and the defeat 
 of Fernando Wood. The latter is a statesman, 
 a fine lawyer, quick perception, brilliant tal- 
 ents, and with all the accusations against him, 
 proved himself an able, efficient magistrate. 
 But Tiemann, what shall the historian say of j 
 him ? Echo answers write — on his tomb stone ' 
 — "Here lies the paint manufacturer, Daniel 
 F. Tiemann, who was unfortunately, elected 
 Mayor of New York, through a mistake of 
 his friends. He's gone — speak gently of his 
 errors — the city debt mourns — the people they 
 say — nothing." 
 
 Owing to the large and increasing demand 
 for the Alligator, we are induced, by Mr. 
 Brancn's friends, to enlarge, consequently next 
 week will appear a full grown monster — cov- 
 ering eight pages. Look out for next number. 
 It will be rich and racy — full of spice. 
 
 An After-thought. — Mayor Tiemann, in 
 his epistle to the Lord Mayor of London, re- 
 marks, with respect to the Atlantic Telegraph, 
 that "to God be all praise."' We are glad that 
 the Mayor has, like Saul of Tarsus, seen a great 
 light, for last week Cyrus W. Field monopo- 
 lized all the praise. 
 
 Niagara Eclipsfd. — We had always thought 
 that Niagara falls were the greatest, extaut, 
 but we are mistaken. We have lately discov- 
 ered one fall infinitely greater than the above — 
 Mayor Tiemann's fall from the good opinion of 
 the citizens of New York into the arms of James 
 Gordon Bennett. 
 
 "A Stick!" — By all means, at all times, we 
 would have our friends stick beside us; but the 
 
 assumed friend, who, seeking help, helped him- 
 self with our composing stick; trom beside m, 
 may he soon need a crutch. — [D.] 
 
 A Pertinent Series of Queries. 
 
 Tu the Editor of the Alligator: 
 
 New Yoiik, August 24, 1858. 
 
 Sm There are a few things which I, with many otherB of my 
 
 acquaintances, wish to know, relative to the assistant matron ox 
 i; ; - Island, who figured so conspicuously in Uj>-' press and in 
 
 ourCourt of Sessions for the last month past. Before putting 
 the questions, I would jusi say — as the subject of the noteis a 
 lady— if this were the first piece of scandal the citizensof new 
 York had any Knowledge of in connection with oureity appoint- 
 ments, I, for one, would have been the first to have had this 
 
 Ivor) morsel consigned to the " tomb of all the Oapulets." I'n- 
 
 fortunately it is not so. It is a well known fact that those who 
 
 i: fortunate enough to receive the patronage of tin corporation 
 
 fork, ami of all tic lessei orgi 
 
 with oureity, must, at loa-t ,- .pialifl- 
 
 cation— they must be thoroughly destitute of honesty. Ado to 
 this a great talent for plundering the public treasury, drinking 
 any quantity of rum, talking profanely, and well skilled in Bat- 
 talia, drinking swill milk and eating su tyedbeef. and. in a word, 
 in can iboozling everybody. It would appear, fromdiscli isures lately 
 made in certain quarters, the Qualifications for the female p i 
 of the appointees is in no way higher than the male portion. 
 
 The first question is— Did the Ten Govt I a, or any of them, 
 
 kn that this woman cohabited, as alleged in the Alligatoi and 
 
 QOt disputed on the trial, with the individual represented as her 
 friend ? If so, this is a sail spectacle to be exhibited before our 
 wives and daughters. 
 
 In the second place, why did Mayor, then Governor, TiemaDn, if 
 he did not knov\ prevent this particular friend from visiting the 
 island, while he permitted ail the lady s other friends to visit 
 her? 
 
 In the third place, how came this lady to be in want of small 
 sums of money at different times, and how came she to make her 
 wants known to Governor 'f ienian ? And, far nior, ivouilerful 
 still, that he should supply them repeatedly without the former 
 advance being liquidated ? This seems to me passing strange 
 when we come to reflect on the faet that this woman receives for 
 her services on the Island $800 per year ; no small sum for an as- 
 sistant matron. 
 
 In the fourth place, if all or any of the above be true— and it 
 may he true for any thing I know— (the trial of Branch did not at 
 all touch these questions)— why is the lady not removed from the 
 island, for sin- is totally unfitted for the responsible situation she 
 now fills ? If the charges be false, why does the lady not take im- 
 mediate steps to clear herself from this heueous scandal? The 
 public have a right to demand that she either clear her character 
 
 that she be removed from the Island. 
 
 A WORKING MAN. 
 
 EF~ The Sunday Mercury reads us a homily, and attempts to 
 whitewash the conduct of the Warden of the Penitentiary. 
 John Smith, Jr., of Arkansas, is a great roan in his own esti- 
 mation, and it is a pity that the appreciation extends no fur- 
 ther. 
 
 XW The Tribune attempts to advise the Tarnmany Committee 
 wilh regard to their political action. This is extremely civil 
 as well as kind, and in return for this the Sachems will proba- 
 bly vote the Republican ticket, There is nothing more useful 
 than perseverance, if we except putty. 
 
 Supreme Court. 
 
 In the matter of Stephen H. Branch under- 
 going sentence for libel. — Mr. Ashmead said he 
 had obtained a writ of error in this case, lie 
 was at first disposed to let the judgment be 
 affirmed by this Court without argument, in 
 order that it might go to the Court of Appeals, 
 but he was informed by Mr. Branch's friends 
 that he is failing so fast that the question is 
 doubtful whether he will live until the Court 
 of Appeals meets. 
 
 Judge Davies — There is no other business 
 before the Court. 
 
 Mr. Ashmead asked to have a day set down 
 for the argument in this matter. 
 
 Judge Davies — No, sir ; we cannot meet 
 again until the third Monday in September. 
 
 Mr. Sedgwick, Assistant District Attorney, 
 could not consent to the case going on out of 
 the regular order. He had no doubt but Mr. 
 McKeon would like to facilitate the argument; 
 he was, however, out of town, and Mr. Sedg- 
 wick could not name any day. 
 
 Mr. Ashmead said that the defendant's 
 points were so very clear and the exceptions 
 taken so indisputable that he had no doubt 
 that the case could be disposed of in fifteen 
 minutes. 
 
 Mr. Sedgwick said the reason he could not 
 conset was that Mr. Ashmead had intimated 
 that he would make no strenuous opposition 
 to a judgment for the people in this Court, in 
 order that the case might go to the Court of 
 Appeals at the next term; Mr. McKeon had 
 left town with that understanding, but a few 
 days since Mr. Ashmead gave notice that he 
 would like to argue the questions here; coun- 
 sel for the people were not therefore prepared. 
 
 Mr. Ashmead woidd consent to judgment 
 for the people pro forma, but Mr. Branch's 
 friends were importuning him to have the mat- 
 ter disposed of, as they feared he will not sur- 
 vive until the Court of Appeals meets in Sep- 
 tember. 
 
 The Court suggested that if Mr. Branch's 
 health was such that his life was endangered, 
 he could be admitted to bail. 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 FALL ELECTION. 
 
 State or Kxw-Yobe, 
 Orrics or thb Seceetaby op Statb, 
 
 Albany, August 2, 1B63. 
 
 .1 
 
 : 
 IR— NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN, THAT AT THE OE- 
 
 Mr. Sedgwick said that he could be bailed 
 by an order of the Court. 
 
 Judge Davies said this Court would adjourn | 
 to to-morrow or Saturday, for the purpose of: 
 hearing the argnment, but Mr. Sedgwick could \ S_ 
 
 u \f \f„c„„„ „.™,l^ „<„.» TTt./mi O neral Election to be held in this State on the Tuesday succeed- 
 
 not say when Mr. McKeon would return. Upon i M , he flrat Mondav m November next, the Mowing officers are 
 the suggestion of the Court, the case took the toV elected, to wit : _ 
 
 ** 6& i . A Gotcenob, in the placeof John A, King; 
 
 regular order, to come beiore the General 
 Term on the third Monday of September, 
 which would give them time to go before the 
 
 A LrsDTENAST Govzrnob, In the place of Henry R. Selden ; 
 
 A Cawal Commissioner, in the place of Samuel B. Ruggles, ap- 
 pointed in place of Samuel S. Whallon, deceased ; 
 
 An Inspector of State Prisons, in the place of William A. 
 Russell ; 
 
 The above is published pursuant to the notice ot Ike Secretary 
 of State, and the requirements of the Statute is such case Macs 
 and provided. 
 
 JAMES C. WILLET, 
 Sheriff of the City and County of New Tort 
 
 XB~ All the public newspapers in the county will publish the 
 above once in each week until the election, and then hand lo Uelr 
 bills for advertising the same, so that they may be laid before the 
 Board of Supervisors, and passed for payment. See Revised 
 Stat, vol, 1, chap. 6, title 3, article 2d, part 1st, page 140. 
 
 Court of Appeals On the fourth Tuesday ofj "Alfwhose terms of office will expire on the last day of Decem- 
 
 that month. A Representative in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United 
 
 Mr \shmead mid that he had searched the States, for the Third Congressional District, composed of the CLOTHING, recently manufactured by the best w orkmen In the 
 Jll. AMiiiieau MliMiMmeuauKuiuivui Second, Third, Fifth and Eighth Wards in the city of New city, is now opened for inspection. Also, a superior stock of FCR- 
 
 books, and from the time of Charles the Second \ Tor k. 
 
 FRANCIS B. BALDWIN. WHOLESALE AND RETAIL 
 CLOTHING & FURNISHING WAREHOUSE, No. 7» 
 and 72 Bowery', between Canal and Hester streets. New York- 
 Large and elegant assortments of Youths' and Bovs' Clothing, fcs^ 
 
 F. B. BALDWIN^ 
 J. G. BARNUM.t~ 
 F. B. BALDWIN has just opened his New and Immense E ' 
 lishment. THE LARGEST IN THE CITY! An entire New 
 Stock of GENTLEMEN'S, YOUTH'S and CHILDREN'S 
 
 „„„„. ,l„v trip™ is no inch sen- I A Representative in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United 
 QOW11 to tllC present llay, mere IS UO SUCU sen \ glate% for the Four1n Congressioual^pistrict, composed of the 
 
 tence to be found on record. 
 The Court adjourned sine die. 
 
 Fourth, Sixth, Tenth and Fourteenth Wards in the city of New 
 
 A Representative in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United 
 Trio f. .llnn-lnrr w tfchn silhstancp of Mr Ash- ; Slates, for the Fifth Congressional District, composed of the Ser- 
 ine tuljon lug IS liie SUDSUUlce Ol air. .asu , e ™ and T1)irU ,, nlh Wards of the city of New York, and the 
 mead's points for Branch : Thirteenth, Fourteenth, Fifteenth and Sixteenth Wards of Brook- 
 
 1. In refusing to receive the testimony of, ! A ' Representative in the Thirty sixth Congress of the United 
 ♦V,o tViroA nrifnHufla who offered to nrove that States, for the Sixth Congressional District, composed of the 
 tne tnrCt- « lmesses W UO OlieiCU 10 (Hove, iuu | E , ev( , ulhi Fifteenth and Seventeenth Wards to the City of New 
 
 thev told Branch the matters which he pub- , York ; . t mu .__ 
 
 ,. , J , , u" l l, A „. Ith.llnnc in A Representative in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United 
 
 lished, and Which were Cnargea aa llDeiiOUS, 111 state*, for the Seventh Congressional District, composed of the 
 Order to rebut the implication Of malice. Ninth. Sixteenth, and Twentieth Wards in the City of New 
 
 charr'in" the jury that if the defendant And also, a Representative in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the 
 ° A 4.C tlw»l, „-, i„ + „,„ r.f tli,. United States for the Eighth Congressional District, composed of 
 Or proved the trutll as to tWO or UK I the Twelflhi Eighteenth, Nineteenth. Twenty-first, and Twenty- 
 
 * t _j. A.1 J. " 1. *.n +■■> s% «« r.,. r . r .r,A UTawli "... I Ik. ( 'it i' r,f Vow Yrirfr 
 
 NfSHING GrOODS. All articles are of the B»t Quality, and haT- 
 "mg been purchased duriug the crisis, WILL BE SOLI) VERT 
 LOW ! The Custom Department contains the greatest variety of 
 CLOTHS, CAS3IMERES, and VESTINGS. 
 
 Mr. BALDWIN has associated with him Mr. J.G.BARKUM, 
 who has had great experience in the business, haying been thirty 
 years connected with the leading Clothing Establishments of tbo 
 city. 
 
 2. In 
 
 justiJed 
 
 parties charged, yet, that inasmuch as the in- second Wards in the citv of New York. 
 
 dictmeut embraced a libel on three, he must 
 
 still be found guilty. 
 
 3. That the whole proceedings are coram 
 nonjudke, the Court having no jurisdiction to 
 originate bilis in case of misdemeanor. 
 
 4. In charging the jury that the law pre- 
 sumed malice from the publication of a libel, 
 
 COUNTY OFFICERS ALSO TO BE ELECTED FOR SAID 
 COUNTY. 
 
 Seventeen Members op Assembly ; 
 
 A Sherief, in the place of James O. Willett ; 
 
 A County Clerk, in the place of Richard B. Connolly : 
 
 Form Coeonees. in the place of Frederick W. Perry, Edward 
 Connery, Robert Gamble and Samuel C. Hills ; 
 
 All whose terms of office will expire on the last day of December 
 
 The attention of Inspectors of Election and County Canvassers 
 -, Is directed to Chapter 320 of Laws of 1S58, a copy of which is 
 
 . .. „ „ ,.;_. t v, t (printed, for instructions to regard to their duties under said law. 
 
 Without instructing them at the Same time tnat j K SUDmi , ttmg , ne question of calling a Convention to revise the 
 
 1 Constitution and amend the same to the people of the State." 
 Chap. 320. 
 AN ACT to submit the question of calling a Convention to revise 
 the Constitution and amend the same, to the People of the 
 State 
 
 it was only a prima facie presumption, and 
 could be rebutted bv evidence. 
 
 JAMES DONNELLY'S COAL YARD-TWENTY-SIXTH 
 street and Second Avenue. I always have all kinds of coal 
 on hand, and of the very best quality, which I will sell as low as 
 any other coal dealer in the United States. 
 
 JAMES DONNELLY.g 
 
 WILLIAM COULTER. CARPENTER.— I HAVE LONG 
 been engaged as a Carpenter, and I assure all who will 
 favor me with their patronage, that I will build as good houses, or 
 anything else in my line, as any other carpenter to the city of New 
 York. I will also he as reasonable in charges for my work as 
 any other person. 
 
 WILLIAM COULTER, Carpenter, 
 Rear of 216 East Twentieth street. New Y'orte. 
 
 WW. OSBORN, MERCHANT TAILOR, 9 CHAMBER 
 • street, near Chatham street, New York. 
 
 O ANTE MENTO.— No. 20 ATTORNEY STREET, NEAR 
 O Grand, has a superior assortment of Cloths, Cassimeres, and 
 Testings, made to order in the most fashionable and approved Pa- 
 risian styles, and at short notice. Let gentlemen call and patronize 
 me, audi will do my utmost to pleaseniy customers. 
 
 Branch's Condition. — A gentleman, upon 
 whose statements we can place the utmost re- 
 liance, tells us that a day or two ago he visited 
 Branch at Blackwell's Island. After crossing 
 
 Passed April 17, 1853— three-fifths being present. 
 The People of the Stale of New York, represented in Senate 
 and Assembly, do aaao\ as follows : 
 Section 1 The Inspectors of Election in each town, ward, and 
 election district in this Stale at the annual election to be held in 
 ♦I „ -;„,>,. onrl rooMiinir the Island the gentle- I November next, shall provide a proper b« to receive the ballots 
 the river and reaclling ine ISianu, Hit) geunc l ()f (h( . ciUzen3 ' 01 - lni / st ate entitled to vote for members of the 
 ttlfin was shown into a Small Office attached tO , Legislature at such election. On such ballot shall be written or 
 limuv, aa SHU v. u iuv „„,„_„„+• printed or partly written and printed, by those voters who are in 
 
 the Penitentiary. At this place he saw one ot i [ avor „;. a A, uv ^ M i,„ K the words : » s-hall there be a convention 
 
 fll . j.-v, „„,,„„» on order from OUC of the to Revise the Constitution and amend the same? Yes." And by 
 the Clerk S present an oruer nuiu oucui t-uo |lhMevutl , ra wll0are opposed thereto, the words: "Shall there be 
 " Governors " tO be permitted tO see rirancll. I a Convention to Revise the Constitution and amend the same t 
 . „ ,, ' f ... „ <•_»„„„>„ Allien iNo" And ail citizens cutitled to vote as aforesaid shall be allow- 
 
 After a tew moments the unfortunate Alliga- » u ; v ^ e by UUot M aforMaicli m the election district in which 
 
 tor, but still indomitable Branch, presented I he resides, and not ^"^ one] two anll thr ^ of ,„,, four , of 
 
 of an act entitled "An act re 
 
 himself. His face was paler than when in the 
 city, and his general appearance was that of a 
 man who was suffering from a want of nutriti- 
 ous food and the usual comforts of life. Branch 
 
 OUSlouuaiii r , rlann f . nfi t„,ne his hair 'oegiven or offered under the act; and the manner of voting and 
 
 was dressed 1U the prison COStUllie, nis nail ^ w Iise . an rl the penalties tor false swearing, prescribed by law. 
 Was Cropped and his whiskers shaved. He are hereby declared in full force and effect in voting or offering to 
 
 stated that he was now employed in carrying 
 the tools used by the people of the quarry, and 
 
 52. So 
 chapter one hundred and thirty, .. 
 
 apectiug elections other than for luUitia and town officer, passed 
 April hftli eighteen hundred and forty-two, and the acts amending 
 the same, as regulates the manner of conducting elections ami 
 challenges oaths to be administered, and inquiries to be made, of 
 persons offering to vote, shall be deemed applicable to the votes to 
 
 . __ . *r? i i . .. i i . . ns.r • nn.l I tin ii in mi it of vritifi'' and 
 
 FULTON IRON WORKS.-, TAMES MURPHY & CO., 
 Manufacturers of Marine and Land Engines, Boilers, &c. 
 Iron and Brass Casting s. Foot of Cherry Street, East River. 
 
 ROBERT ONDERDONK. — THIRTEENTH WAKD- 
 Hotel 405 and 407 Grand street, corner of Clinton street. 
 
 CHAIR & OFFICE 
 ■ N 
 of Read street, New York, Room No. IB. 
 
 WILLIAM M. TWEED, . 
 ture Dealer and Manufacturer. No. 389 Broadway, comer 
 
 FASHION HOUSE— JOSEPH HYDE 
 
 JO corner Grand and Essex street. Wines, Liquors, and Cigars 
 of the best brands. He invitee his friends to give him 
 Prompt and courteous attention given his patrons. 
 
 PROPRIETOR, 
 gars 
 call. 
 
 VITTLLIAM A. CONKLLN, ATTORNEY AND COUNSEL- 
 yy lor at Law, No. 176 Chatham street, New York. Any busi- 
 ness entrusted to his charge from citizens of this cityorany part 
 of the country, will receive prompt and faithful attention, and be 
 conducted on reasonable terms. 
 
 WILLIAM A. CONKLM. 
 
 GEO. KNAPP & CO., WHOLESALE AND RETAIL 
 Dealers in Butter, Cheese, Eggs,Poultry and country produce. 
 No. — Clinton Market, opposite Page's Hotel, New York. 
 
 GEO. KNAPP. 
 H.D.ALBERS. 
 
 vote under tltis act. 
 
 5 - 1 The said votes given for and against a convention, in pursu- 
 ance 'of this act, shall be canvassed by the Inspectors ot the several 
 eleetiou districts or polls of the said election in the manner pre- 
 tlint •llthniiffh the work was not necessarily scribed by law, and as provided in i article four, of «Ue aur; ol 
 lUai, aiUlOllgll mo wei»»» £ „„j chapter one hundred and thirty of the said act, passed Apnl tilth, 
 
 eighteen hundred and forty -two, and the acts amending the same, 
 a/far as the same are applicable ; and such canvass shall be com- 
 pleted by ascertaining the whole number of votes given m each 
 election district or pill for a convention, and the whole number ot 
 votes given against such convention, in the iorni aforesaid | and 
 the result being found, the inspectors shall make a statement in 
 words, at full length, ot the number of ballots received in relation 
 to such convention, and shall also state in words, at full length 
 the whole number of ballots having thereon the words, shah 
 there be a Convention to revise the Constitution and amend the 
 same' No." Such statements as aforesaid shall contain a cap- 
 tion stating the day on which, and the number of the district, the 
 town or ward, and the county at which the election was held, and 
 at the end thereof a certificate that such statement it correct "' all 
 respects, which certitkate shall be subscribed by all the "nsPOvtors, 
 and a true copy of such statement shall be immediately nled by 
 them In the ottoe "of the clerk or the town or city. 
 64. The original -u. . nients, duly certified as aforesaid, shall be 
 
 *. .. -S nnn „F tl,..,ii I,, ).o ilr-iinto tor that 
 
 too severe, yet the fact that he was confined 
 all day amid the dust of the quarry, and fed on 
 food which his system and appetite revolts at, 
 he was rapidly losing his strength, and was 
 threatened with a paralysis of his left side. He 
 stated that he had to get upon several times in 
 the night to rub his limbs, and that his case 
 was aggravated from the fact that he was de- 
 nied the use of slippers, and had consequently 
 to stand on the stone floor whenever he wits 
 obliireil to ri^e from his bed. He says that if 
 
 OUUj,euioii»iuuii"'"i» _ J . §4. The original .^ulemenis,iiui) ce.iiiieo.K,^.,.-..-. »"....-- 
 
 the oresent severe discipline is not alleviated, delivered by the inspei tors, or one of them to be deputed tor mat 
 
 ■ '.ii i- • l -J 1 1 ■ -1 M t I • oo uuruose to'the supervisor, or, in case there be no supervisor or 
 
 lie will not live six weeks, and his chest is se- f"^' b to ,^,;, L ,\ rrulll Ending the board of convassers, tien 
 
 JONES & HOFF, whoBeplaceof business is in front of the 
 
 ' "ions of the day, In- 
 
 The public patron- 
 
 jLjLe "AstorHouserkeej, aUthelatest publications of the dav. In 
 
 eluding all the Daily and Weekly Newspaper* 
 age is most respectfully solicited, 
 
 CARPENTER AND BUILDER 
 _j No. 74 Reade street, near Broadway, New York. 
 N . B.— All kinds ot Jobbing done at short notice. 
 
 T^DMUND FOWLER, 
 
 BOWERY NEWS DEPOT, NO. 177 BOWERY. -CON- 
 stantly on hand, Dailv, Sunday, and Weekly Papers Monthly 
 Magazines, Play Books. Stationary, Ac., ic. English Papers per 
 Steamers. All orders punctually attended to. „,„„„.. 
 
 BENNET & CARROLL. 
 
 verely affected by the dust of the quarry and 
 the hard labor he has to perform, without ade- 
 quate food. — Daily Times. 
 
 A story is told by Sir "Walter Scott, of a 
 Scotch nobleman who had a very ugly daugh- 
 ter called " Mnokle Mouthed Meg," whom no- 
 body would look at. Having caught a young 
 mini tit' good family on his estate in some 
 scrape, he had him tried and condemned to be 
 hanged. When the young man appealed to 
 him, he told him, "The only way 1 can save 
 you is by vo nr marrying my ugly daughter." 
 The young man said lie would be hanged first. 
 When brought out to the gallows and the rope 
 was se.-n hanging ready, the young man cried 
 out, "Let me have another look at her." 
 
 AMERICAN GLASS COMPANY, MANUFACTURE AND 
 keen constantly on band at their Warehouse, Plain, Moulded, 
 audCutFlint Glass Ware, in all its varieties. Also Druggists' and 
 Perfumers' Ware of all Kinds. Wholesale Warehouses, No. 163 
 Pearl Btreet, New York, and No. 64 Kilby street, Boston, (facto- 
 ries at South Boston.) D . Burrill & Co., Agents, New Y ork. 
 
 VnO. WARD. JR., REAL ESTATE AGENT, OFFICES 
 J No. 6 Tryou Row, corner Chatham street, (opposite the Park,) 
 New York, and 4th Aveuue, near 126th street, Harlem. 
 
 to one of the assessors of the town or ward, within twenty-foul 
 hours after the same shall have been subscribed by such inspec- 
 tors to he disposed of as other statements at such election, are 
 
 "Ts'irniuchof-ariiclesllrst, second, third, and fourth, of title 
 filth, of chapter one hundred and thirty, of the act entitled. An 
 act respecting election- othcrthan foi militia and town o Hot.-, 
 and the acts amending the same, as regulates the iliitu ■, o f < ou .,- 
 t, Canvassers and their proceedings, and be Sutra Conrd-j 
 
 Clerks, anil the Secretary "f Slate, anil the Board of State Can- 
 
 vaaeera, shall be applied to the canvassing and ascertaining the 
 
 wufof'thepeopl.'.'.. -tins Stttein relation to the proposed con- 
 vention- and if It shaD appear thai a majority ol the votes or 
 ballots given in and returned as aforesaid are against a conven- 
 tion, then th. said canvassers arc require, lo certify and declare 
 that fact by a certificate, subscribed by them, aid Sled with the 
 Seeretarv of Slate ; but if il shall appear by the said emu am thai 
 
 a majority of the ballot* or votea given as aforesaid are foi aeon. 
 
 veutioii, then they -ball by like certificates, to be nled as afore- 
 said, declare that 'fact ; aid t be sald^ Secretary ahali eommun callt 
 a cony of such certfflCate to both branches of the L.-gis lain e, 
 atineooenhig of the l.«l session thereof. Yours, lespecttully, 
 
 * UiDEON J. TUCKER, Secretary ol state. 
 
 SiLEBirii'B OrnuE, t 
 
 New Yuan, August 4, ISC*, j 
 
 PC GODFREY, STATIONER, BOOKSELLER, AND 
 , General News dealer, No. 831 Broadway, New York, near 
 13th street. 
 
 AUGUST BRENTANO, CORNER OF HOUSTON STREET 
 and Broadway, has all the latest Publications, and receive* 
 all the Foreign Papers by even- steamer. He also has the back 
 numbers of almost every paper published, including Branch > 
 -AUigator." 
 
 CLINTON LUNCH, OYSTER AND DINING SALOON, 
 No. ID Beekman street. The best of Limiors and Cigars. 
 
 GEO. W. WARNER. 
 SAMUEL M. MILLER. 
 
 DAVID WILLIAMS, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR 
 at Law, No. 15 Centre street, New York. 
 
 JW. MASON, MANUFACTURER, WHOLESALE AND 
 . Retail dealers in all kinds if Chairs, Wash stands. Settees, 
 Ac No. .".77 and 379 Pearl street. New York 
 Cane and Wood Seat Chairs, In Boies, for Shipping. 
 
 BEN.IAMIN JONES, COMMISSION DEALER, IN REAL 
 Estate, Houses and Stores and Lots tor sale in all part* 
 of the City. Office at the junction of Broadway, «■ 
 avenue, and Forty-elxth street. 
 
 Seventh 
 
mon. 
 
 Volume I.— No. 21. 
 
 SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 11. 1858. 
 
 Price 2 Cents. 
 
 What Peter Said. 
 
 The great Cable celebration at the Crystal 
 Palace was apparently a cut and dried affair, 
 for the lew speeches transmitted to us by the 
 press were not only written, but printed in 
 advance of delivery — a comfortable method of 
 reporting, very satisfactory, but not quite lite- 
 ral, as well as undignified in the orator of the 
 day reading off his speech, schoolboy -like from 
 the crown of his hat. Peter had his say, and 
 a very funny say it was, so much so that we 
 are inclined to believe that Archbishop John, 
 while "stuffing" at Long Branch, intentionally 
 •quizzed that venerable duck. Peter, when it 
 came to his say, was chuck full of electricity ; 
 he sparkled and snapped like an aurora borea- 
 lis; he was better charged than the cable, and 
 bis eloquence went off with a series of flashes 
 like the detonations of a Leyden jar. He told 
 us "his labors which required the indomitable 
 courage, the far-seeing and electrifying mind 
 of Cyrus W. Field to inspire and stimulate." 
 Cyrus then is the electrical eel of this new- 
 era, and should be carefully preserved within 
 non-conductors from fear of shocking accidents. 
 Then Peter got poetical, and travels in the 
 great garden of the world within and the world 
 without, and clothes a man there with power. 
 This great garden could not he that of Eden, 
 for there nobody went clothed with anything. 
 And then Peter got surgical, and goes into 
 midwifery, calling the cable "the umbilical 
 cord that binds the mother^ continent to the 
 child." Then Peter grew prophetical, and 
 tells us what electricity will do some day or 
 the other. And then Peter got enigmatical, 
 and didn't know what he did say, and then lie 
 said that language failed him, and upon this 
 giving out he Silt down and looked profound 
 at everybody and everything for the remainder 
 of the exercises, bestowing on the audience an 
 occasional yawn. 
 
 A New Scheme. 
 
 So the repairs to the City Hall are to be 
 made by the jobbing system. The contract 
 system, money-making as it is, is too liable to 
 be exposed to the inspection and judgment of 
 the people, but a large job that is splii up into 
 a dozen or more little ones and given out to a> 
 many individuals, pays better, and can be 
 more secretly conducted; therefore this job 
 which might be done leasoiiably low by a 
 contractor, is to lie highly jobbed out piece- 
 meal. Verily, we live in a great age, have 
 great city fathers, an illustrious Mayor and 
 plenty of paint and putty. 
 
 Puttyman turned Merriman. 
 
 The anecdotes of great man are the treas- 
 ures of local history, and are generally pre- 
 sumed to lend some light upon the trivialities 
 of State life. Daniel F. Tiemann is reported 
 to have remarked, in a serious manner it must 
 be observed, for Daniel is thought to be a tee- 
 totaller, and rarely dons the motley, that 
 when the Lord Mayor of London hears of our 
 celebration and burning of the City Hall, he 
 would return the compliment by setting fire 
 to the Mansion House. There can be no doubt 
 that this charitable ebullition of ettiquette will 
 be accomplished, and were it not for the ex- 
 treme modesty of the worshipful Tiemann, 
 there is little doubt but that his Lordship 
 would be induced to re-enact the part of Guy 
 Fawkes, and throw in the two houses of" Par- 
 liament by way of a superior pyrotechnical 
 display. The thanks of the British public are 
 I unquestionably due Puttyman for his modera- 
 tion, for were he to will it, the Atlantic Cable 
 might require the immolation of Gog and Ma- 
 gog, and. peradventure, the importation of 
 the Bow Bells. But Puttyman says he was 
 only joking, and in alluding to the Metropolitan 
 edifice, intended merely to call forth a sally 
 of wit instead of a blaze of pure genuine 
 flame. 
 
 The first appearance of Mr. Puttyman in his 
 new character of Merrriman, is highly credit- 
 able to a new beginner, and we have little 
 duubt that after a suitable intellectual training 
 by Mr. Gossin, and a few stray tricks from 
 Signor Carlo, be will be able to perform a 
 creditable engagement with Dan Rice. Indeed, 
 « t- do not know but with the aid of lamp- 
 black and a dictionary, he might be converted 
 into an excellent Brother Bones, if not a joker 
 in all the spirit of Tom Brown, and the quaint- 
 ness of the late inveterate Horn. When other 
 occupations are gone. Mr. Puttyman, from this 
 specimen of jocularity, is entitled to a front 
 seat in the saw dust. 
 
 How to Shed a Ray of Light. 
 At the Cable demonstration on the 1st, 
 Aldermanic politeness showed itself in its true 
 colors by the virtual expulsion of reporters 
 from the Crystal Palace. Immediately previ- 
 ously to the commencement of the exercises, 
 Mr. Lowber, a protege of the reformer's, whose 
 name may be remembered in connection with 
 a claim against the city, ordered the removal 
 of the tables and benches allowed to the press. 
 Alderman Thomas MeSpedon, whose name 
 will become famous to the press before the 
 whole of the documents in the Hall of Re- 
 cords are printed, forthwith directed the re- 
 moval of the pressgang, which, like the Joseph 
 Walker, was held by Mr. Lowber to be a 
 nuisance. This summary proceeding was 
 characteristic of aldermanic wisdom, by for- 
 getting that while the wide world was inter- 
 ested in the cable, our astute gentleman imag- 
 ined that he had it safely coiled in his breeehes 
 pocket. Luckily all the addresses, which had 
 the sanction of the Common Council, were in 
 print for a few days before their deliverv, and 
 that portion of our municipal greatness has 
 escaped certain loss. Unfortunately there are 
 two sides to a question as well as an address, 
 and as the British recipients of the addresses, 
 as well as the Captain of the Niagara, were 
 not up to the mysteries of the Tea-Room, 
 their replies are forever lost. We have 
 doubtless lost the wheat and secured the chaff. 
 
 Eieek.v. — There having been great inquiry 
 made as to whom the statue in the City Hall 
 Park represents, we are happy to inform the 
 inquisitive that we learn by a dispatch sent us 
 iiy the Atlantic Telegraph, that it is the fac 
 umilt oX the great Puttyman. 
 
 A Creates Union than the Telegraph. — 
 The political junction between Peter Cooper 
 ami Tiemann. The cable can't stand compari- 
 son with tin- cement of putty and glue. 
 
 Strange, if True. — We read in the Herald 
 the other day, that, in the opiuion of that ora- 
 cle, the successful laying of the Trans-atlantic 
 Cable would change the whole moral aspect of 
 human affairs — the Herald included. Now we 
 must confess we do belong to that class of per- 
 sons which believe that physical agency and 
 morals are intimately allied, and that the great 
 achievement of submer^iag the cable will pro- 
 duce more or less a moral effect. Still we are 
 doubtiul of the Herald. We are equally doubt- 
 ful whether tne successful laying of two cables 
 and a half dozen other scientific victories much 
 greater than anything that has yet transpired, 
 could produce an improvement in the moral 
 character of the Herald. Bennett is too great 
 and too hardened a sinner. Still we have heard 
 of repentance at the eleventh hour. 
 
 A Good Idea. — Our devil suggests that the 
 great Puttyman would do well to hire Jobs.. n 
 to edit the Satanic. This might be beneficial 
 to ^uttyman, but we doui't whether Mr. .lob- 
 son would consent to lend his brain in such a 
 tilthty channel. The great French historian 
 can do better. 
 
STEPHEN" H. BRATNTCFFS ALLIGATOR. 
 
 THE ALLIGATOB. 
 
 New York, Saturday, September 11, 1858. 
 
 Out with Them. 
 
 Our people have by this time purchased the 
 significant lesson that it is impossible to create 
 an elective judiciary, worthy of esteem and 
 capable of discharging the onerous functions 
 committed to their custody. The learned San- 
 cho Pauza observed, with respect to the im- 
 possibility of oreating silk purses ont of sows, 
 ears. We can do likewise as to the utter ina- 
 bility of manufacturing judges, worthy of the 
 ermine, from raw material, such as Mr. Recor- 
 der Barnard and City Judge Russell, neither 
 of whom would be selected to decide upon 
 the merits of a cock tight, much less to deter- 
 mine the rights of personal liberty. Is the 
 evil to be longer endured, to be incessantly 
 repeated, or are the people to take the matter 
 iu their own hands that we may divest our- 
 selves from the burdens which Sihbad-like we 
 are compelled to bear on our shoulders ? 
 
 We have thoroughly tested the question of 
 an elective judiciary, both theoretrically and 
 practically, and we have arrived at one con- 
 clusion — that we obtain politicians instead of 
 judges, and thereby jeopardize the very foun- 
 dation of our national liberties. We have 
 done more, and openly pandered to the lowest 
 vice in suffering the right of ballot to be pros- 
 tituted in order that the most unworthy of 
 men may creep into the judiciary. We have 
 emptied the tap-rooms ami bar-rooms of their 
 tenants, and have thus sullied the dignity of 
 the ermine. We have also done everything 
 in our power to neutralize the benevolent in- 
 tentions of our republican institutions, by cor- 
 rupting the only safeguard for their perpetua- 
 tion. And. this series of calamities is chiefly 
 attributable to the introduction of the politi- 
 cal mancevre of rendering the judiciary elec- 
 tive, and thus we have sacrificed the wisdom of 
 our revolutionary ancestors. 
 
 A few years ago, when the judiciary were 
 appointed by the State Senate, and served un- 
 til physical infirmities limited the term, the 
 New York Bench were unrivalled for learning, 
 courtesy and literary acquirements. Our crim- 
 inal judges were particularly distinguished, 
 and the name of Richard Riker, for many 
 years Recorder of New York, will be remem- 
 bered as that of a worthy and respected magis- 
 trate. Whence have we receded to secure 
 Russells and Barnards? Nay, we have even 
 gone to the length of creating offices which 
 are perfectly useless, and filled them with idle 
 incumbents. Will any man say that the City 
 Court exists as a matter of necesity, or that 
 the duties of the officers do not belong to other 
 authorities? If not, why not erect a court- 
 room and not compel its presiding dignitary to 
 lounge a hanger-on the Court of Sessions. Pro- 
 bably it is better for the common weal, ami 
 more in accordance with Mr. Russell's antece- 
 dents, that he be suffered to continue in this 
 way of life, in which the extent of mischief 
 may be kept within limit. In the approaching 
 constitutional convention, the question of an 
 elective judiciary will be fairly at issue, and it 
 is one duty that we owe to ourselves to re- 
 organize the magistracy, that its ancient char- 
 acter for integrity and truth may oe revived 
 and perpetuated. This work of purification 
 will prodably he strenuously opposed by those 
 of our politicians, who are dependent to the 
 gangs of shoulder hitters, and brothel pimps, 
 now infecting our city ami rendering the elec- 
 tive franchise a political caricature. If we 
 suffer this opportunity to escape us, we are 
 unworthy the character of freemen, and de- 
 servedly the cellars "I a judiciary, as inicom- 
 pent as it is useless, and as useless as it is ex- 
 pensive. 
 
 The Tail of the Cable. 
 
 We have hail our gay old time; our citizens 
 have laid fireworks, and crackers, and cheese ; 
 our boys have had a turn-out, and our country 
 cousins have had a most stunning display ot 
 municipal greatness, — in a word, we have glo- 
 rified God, the Atlantic Cable, and the Field 
 family. This is all very well in its way ; but 
 when we come to pay tor the piping, we natu- 
 rally inquire the reason for all this fuss and 
 commotion — for the only thing which appears 
 to be quiet is the cable itself, which neither 
 works nor gives evidence of any inclination 
 towards labor. Now that we have had the 
 tun, let us pay for it. 
 
 The people of England, who own the Tele- 
 graph, each end being limited to British soil, 
 and the ,whole line under control of British 
 capitalists, seem to have rejoiced over the suc- 
 cess i if the great event of the age in a most ra- 
 tional and sensible manner, while we have ap- 
 parently gone mad with joy over an affair 
 which, in nowise, can be construed into a na- 
 tional subject. Degrading as it may be to out- 
 personal pride, Peter Cooper, the Field family, 
 and Archbishop John, to the contrary not- 
 withstanding, the Atlantic Telegraph is essen- 
 tially an English triumph ; and in expending a 
 large sum of money in an ebullition of passing 
 insanity, our citizens have only rendered them- 
 selves subjects for merriment. Who will deny 
 that, although the project of an Atlantic Tele- 
 graph was first broached on this side of the 
 Atlantic, almost the entire credit of its success 
 has been committed to British hands. The 
 money was raised in England, and three out 
 of four vessels, engaged in the enterprize, bore 
 the British fiag. And now have we any just 
 excuse to run mad with joy, and to add some 
 fifty thousand additional taxes to our already 
 over-taxed community ? 
 
 The very character of the procession which 
 went through our streets was a polite satire 
 upon the occasion, as it can mainly be regard- 
 ed as an illegal method of advertising one's 
 wares, which, if persisted in, would prove ruin- 
 ous to the Sunday papers. We had cracker 
 bakers, alcohol dealers, gas stoves, and all that j 
 sort of thing, from the beginning to the end of: 
 the chapter ; and one, unacquainted with the 
 nature of municipal rejoicing, would conceive 
 the demonstration to have been the American 
 Institute house-moving on the first of May. 
 And now that the reign of folly has past, and 
 the iestivity of the occasion wasted into air, a 
 second, sober thought suggests to us that Ave 
 have been manufacturing a very large quantity 
 of excitement upon a very small capital ; and 
 the more serious this consideration will become 
 as the moment of payment presses on us. We 
 have no right to squander public moneys, no 
 more than that of embezzling from private 
 persons ; still we are well aware that a differ- 
 ent standard of morality governs the actions of 
 officials from those of the same beings in a 
 mercantile character. Now that we have 
 reached the tail of the cable excitement, let us 
 propound a simple query : What have we 
 gained by all this frenzy beyond the glorifica- 
 tion of one or two individuals, who have sud- 
 denly discovered themselves to be great? We 
 have foolishly spent a large sum of money — 
 we have made an exhibition of ourselves, and 
 have no equivalent to show in exchange for 
 our funds and our honor. By the tail of the 
 cable hangs a curious tale indeed. 
 
 Too True by Half. — One of our City Fa- 
 thcrs, upon being solicited for a ticket to the 
 Cable Dinner on the 2d of September, refused, 
 giving as a reason that he could not venture to 
 in vile any of his friends, from fear of introduc- 
 ing improper characters. 
 
 The Paupers at the Town Table. 
 
 If any man hangs around a public house, de- 
 pendent upon the charity of visitors for a drink, 
 even if it be absolutely necessary to his health, 
 he is commonly honored with the epithet of a 
 "bummer;" but when a highly distinguished 
 politician or other man, too indolent to do his 
 own work and subsisting from the public till, 
 hangs around the City Hall, awaiting the 
 chances at the public table, we fail to recognize 
 the similarity of his condition with the dry and 
 athirst of the common tap-room. Now we are 
 blind enough not to seethe distinction between 
 these two classes of worthies, and we are stu- 
 pid enough to enumerate both as under the 
 same category. It matters little to us whether 
 the guzzler at the Metropolitan feeds at the 
 public expense, or Brown at the Pewter Mug 
 drinks from the involuntary contributions of 
 Jones or any other private individual. In both 
 instances the principle is the same, and a man 
 who dines at the public expense, even if it be 
 in the name of Cyrus W. Field, is as much of a 
 sucker as the lounger who insists upon partici- 
 pating with you in a smile. They are both 
 paupers, and should be deservedly esteemed as 
 such by an intelligent community. There is 
 nothing like calling things by their proper 
 names, although they may be distasteful to our 
 so-called Reformers. 
 
 It is exceedingly strange that any body of 
 men, pretending to advocate retrenchment in 
 our finances, will so barefacedly and undis- 
 guisedly seize upon a large sum of money be- 
 longing, as they honorably admit, to a most 
 over-taxed municipality, and squander it for 
 the least profitable of animal passions. Three 
 thousand dollars could be better expended in a 
 monument or other testimonial of our Cable 
 joy, than to be guzzled down by a bevy of hun- 
 gry hounds, who would have claimed boon- 
 companionship with Judas Iscariot to get an 
 invitation to the La6t Supper. If it be neces- 
 sary to express our joy, why not do it in a ra- 
 tional manner, like men gifted with reason, and 
 not guzzle and swill like beasts of the field? 
 Still the invincible selfishness of our Aldermen 
 demanded an Aldermauic banquet, whence a 
 majority ot our officials will in all probability 
 be carried home on a shutter, if they do not 
 succeed in procuring accommodations at the 
 public expense in the Fifteenth Ward Station. 
 Where better to end the bucchanalian revel? 
 We bad believed that, when the iniquity of the 
 tea-room was suppressed, and the bevy of 
 loafers who were wont to breakfast, dine and 
 sup from the free lunch of our Municipal tea- 
 room, the whole fabrick of guzzling would be 
 cast down, so that every intelligent and rep- 
 utable man would conceive it a species of 
 larceny to dine at the expense of the poverty- 
 stricken tax-payers. But that which is bred 
 in the bone cannot come out from the skin, 
 and this habit of dining is too deeply seated 
 to be eradicated from these veterans at the 
 public table. It would be a curious study for 
 a statician to compute the amount of groceries, 
 wet and dry, consumed by some of these well 
 fed officials, and, when published, would afford 
 a very instructive lesson in municipal economy. 
 We will venture to say that Simeon Draper 
 alone, in the course of his public services, has 
 deemed it a part of bis duty to consume edibles 
 and drinkables to the extent at least of three 
 thousand dollars. Here, then, is a question 
 for disputation at the Institute that, if the 
 official keep of one man costs such a sum, how- 
 much would it cost to support an army. 
 
 |^° God made man, and he rested; then he 
 made woman and rested; then ire invented the 
 Beecher family and rested again, and then he 
 created the Field family ; and there, let us 
 hope, we come to a full stop. 
 
STEPHEN H. BRAISTCH-S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 Fish and Fowl 
 
 Notwithstanding the heavy demonstrations 
 of the Common Council, by word of mouth 
 and by strength of lung in favor of the At 
 lantic Cable, it seems that? the reception of the 
 crew of the Niagara was entirely overlooked 
 by these distinguished characters, who, in their 
 ovations to Mr. Cyrus W. Field, and such like 
 magnates, ignored the existence of such a poor 
 set of individuals as the absolute toilers, who 
 live by the sweat of then brow. To make up 
 for this deficiency in courtesy, a few gentle- 
 men invited and gave a species of demonstra- 
 tion, wherein they expected to realize some- 
 thing digestible for the poor Jacks of our 
 navy, who, in an humble way at least, contrib- 
 uted to the success of the great event. Well, 
 these gentlemen in hiring a room wherein the 
 speechitication could be made, naturally stum- 
 bled upon the great Peter Cooper Institute, 
 first from the connection Peter had with the 
 tail end of the cable, and, secondly, from the 
 fact that they labored under the impression 
 that the building had been given to our munic- 
 ipality for the ' encouragement of arts and 
 sciences, and, assuredly, what could be more 
 eucouraging to science than a hearty meal after 
 scientific labor? 
 
 The committee waited upon the proprietor 
 of the Institute and discovered the nightly 
 rent for the use of the hall of the building, so 
 magnanimously donated to the city, j,o be 
 .$100. However, the breasts of landlords are 
 not always of stone, and the illustrious Pe- 
 ier, taking into consideration the object and 
 the occasion, kindly consented to receive from 
 the friends of poor Jack but one-half the 
 usual price for the loan of a building, vulgarly 
 conceived to be public property. Now who 
 dares to assert that Peter, the great and liberal 
 minded Peter Cooper, never does things by 
 halves? 
 
 Cable Jollification. 
 
 Cyrus, the great, has been out on a fishing 
 excursion ; he has fished with a long line, a 
 keen hook, fine bait, and in deep water — 
 caught a fine kettle of fish and many shiners, 
 over which the Cooper guild and corporation 
 feel disposed to make themselves jolly. This 
 may all be very well, but to us it looks very 
 much like using an opportunity to make a dis- 
 play and have a good time generally to glorify 
 somebody at the expense of the people. 
 
 With respect to the merits of this cable, 
 Franklin bottled lightning, Morse discovered 
 the telegraph principle, Maury the telegraph 
 plateau, and Cyrus, with the assistance of 
 Brooks, put the two together, for commercial 
 purposes, for which Cyrus is to be glorified for- 
 ever, while Franklin, Morse and Maury are 
 forgotten. The whole cost of the cable cele- 
 bration, to the city, will not fall mnch short of 
 $15o.iiiiii. ('old winter will soon be here, and 
 
 A Great Chance for Peter. 
 
 Now that we are going to have a new story 
 on the City Hall, would it not be an excellent 
 opportunity to try the highly ingenious scheme 
 of the venerable Peter Cooper, of converting 
 the new portion of that public edifice into a 
 water-tank ? What a refreshing idea in the 
 dog-days ! 
 
 If Peter had only studied political economy 
 as deeply as he has hydraulics, he might have 
 improved his scheme of fire-extinguishing and 
 rendered it at least self-paying, it not a source 
 of revenue. During the summer months, this 
 artificial pond could be rendered an excellent 
 bathing-school, where, beneath the supervision 
 of some of the unoccupied police, small boys 
 could be allowed, at a shilling a head, to in- 
 dulge in a hydropathic luxury of a dive and 
 come up again. Beyond this, during the win- 
 ter, the pond being subject, we suppose, to the 
 ordinary afflictions of a cold, might be advan- 
 tageously employed for the healthy relaxation 
 of skating, during which performance the ve- 
 nerable Peter may patronize the public by an 
 exhibition of his highly respected person, after 
 the manner of his great predecessor, Wonter 
 Von Twiller. By this ingenious arrangement 
 ihe great water-tank of the great Peter may 
 be rendered as great an institution in a sana- 
 tory point of view, as his Institute is to the 
 intellectual world of our Atlantic Metropolis. 
 Peter should be a water-cure doctor. 
 
 A Wonderful Invention. 
 
 Much has been said about the Albany Re- 
 jcDcy, whose lawgivers are Thurlow Weed, 
 Seward <& Co., but they cannot compare with 
 our great Puttyman, Cooper, Draper &, Co. 
 For cunning reforms, soft soap and putty they 
 have no competitors. While the former has 
 dined on politicians, the latter has luxuriated 
 on live alligators — of the short and long branch 
 species — until they are looking fat and greasy. 
 We advise Weed and Seward to look well to 
 their pickets and walls at Syracuse on the 8th 
 of September, or our great city reformers will 
 not leave them an atom of power or greatness. 
 Let Weed remember that these great lights of 
 Metropolitan glory, have a peculiar way of 
 doing business, unknown to the scientific of 
 the present day. The invention is said to be 
 despotic and arbitrary in its sway over the 
 masses, but this can hardly be, for our Metro- 
 politans are clear-sighted people and would 
 certainly have made the discovery if such was 
 the case; hence their popularity must origin- 
 ate from the true greatness of their invention 
 and the entire approval and encomiums of the 
 Pres during the last three or four weeks. It 
 is seldom that any new invention confers hon- 
 or, fame and fortune upon the inventor, but 
 this "Branch Incarceration" invention 
 
 To THE EDITOR oE THE ALLIGATOR. 
 
 thousands cold and hungry, without the means new era in science, law and philosophy. Th 
 
 to supply themselves with food ami fuel; and' 
 we venture to say not $500 could be raised 
 from the corporation outside the usual appro- 
 priations, to keep them from starvation or 
 freezing. All this is the result of a nice little 
 arrangement by the city fathers, who are 
 mighty fond of guzzling at the public crib 
 whenever an excuse can be manufactured. 
 This cable laying furnishes a good one, but the 
 cable is laid, so let " God be praised," but not 
 untd Cyrus has had his share. 
 
 inventors are deserving of a monument to per- 
 petuate their memories to future posterity. 
 Oh, great Puttyman, little did you think, when 
 superintending your humble paint manufac- 
 tory, that you would ever be connected in such 
 a great discovery. How great, how powerful 
 is genius — God-like. Praise God, Puttyman, 
 that you and your fellow-inventors are not like 
 other men. 
 
 City Hall Bell.— This loud, cracked-toned 
 sentinel, having become ashamed of the cor- 
 Overdoxe. — It is now understood that the ruption in and round the City Hall, lias left 
 persecutors of Mr. Branch have separated from the top of that institution and located rtsell 
 co-partnership with Recorder Barnard, whom 
 
 they charge with having overdone matters. It 
 is a pity, but Mr. Barnard will learn that, he 
 cannot serve both God and man at the same 
 time. 
 
 lUtside on a wooden tower. 
 
 Cestral Park. — Supposed to be completed 
 about the year 1880— judging by the last two 
 years' progress. Cost, impossible to estimate. 
 
 New York. August 23, 1858. 
 Sir: — Hitherto I have retrained from ad- 
 dressing communications to the newspapers 
 upon any subject of interest to the community, 
 feeling better satisfied in reading the comments 
 of persons other than myself. The course of 
 the prosecution towards the unfortunate Mr. 
 Branch leads me. for the first time, "to speak to 
 the public through the columns of a public 
 journal, and suggests to me a number of ideas 
 which, I think, bear upon the subject. I am 
 not a personal friend of Mr. Branch, never 
 having had half a dozen words of conversation 
 with him. I look upon the prosecution (or, 
 more properly speaking, the persecution) of 
 Mr. Branch as a wholesale violation of the 
 rights and privileges of the citizens of New 
 York, and a violent outrage upon the spirit 
 and tenor of our laws. For the first time in 
 the history of our criminal jurisprudence, we 
 rind a man charged with the commission of an 
 offence against our laws, arrested, indicted, 
 tried, convicted, sentenced, and placed in the 
 vilest servitude, all within the space of two 
 short weeks. In this extraordinary trial we 
 see, and painfully too, the establishment of a 
 recedent to take away our rights and subject 
 our persons and property to the ruthless grasp 
 of an interested.prosecution. 'Tis true that the 
 prosecutors in the case of Mr. Branch were 
 wealthy and in positions of influence, and it 
 was therefore to lie expected that justice should 
 lean toward them, to the taking away of the 
 rights of a citizen who could not boast of 
 wealth. I assert, and without fear of truthful 
 contradiction, that two-thirds of our commu- 
 nity to-day sympathize with Mr. Branch, and 
 look upon the course of the prosecution as a 
 gross violation of their own individual rights, 
 and such a violation as loudly calls for the in- 
 dignation of the people; and it is indeed pleas- 
 ant to reflect, that to-day the persecutors of 
 Mr. Branch are entitled to, and willingly re- 
 ceive, the supreme. contempt and unmitigated 
 scorn of every lover of justice ; and I tell you, 
 sir, that scorn and contempt will manifest itself 
 at the ballot-box to such a degree, that certain 
 persons will wither beneath the loud condem- 
 nation of the honest citizen; and the time will 
 come when justice shall not be thwarted by 
 the mere wink of two or three self-interested- 
 individuals, who cannot boast of any povrticula/r 
 merit. I take the position, that whether Mr. 
 Branch be guilty or not guilty, the trial was 
 unfair and the sentence unjust ; and no evi- 
 dence appears to my mind causing me to doubt 
 I nit that Mr. Branch's assertions were correct. 
 Would it not have been much better, in order 
 to the proper vindication of the character of 
 the person against whom the charges were 
 made by .Mr. Branch, that all the circum- 
 stances connected with the affair should have 
 been brought to light by an even-handed, above- 
 board trial? Then, if the charges were false, 
 the prosecution would have established their 
 honor and integrity in a manner which would 
 have satisfied tie- community, and not led them 
 to look, as they now do, with suspicion. Be- 
 yond all this, Mr. Branch wasMenied the right 
 of a preliminary examination; thus showing 
 that the first step taken by the prosecution 
 was illegal and unjust. These facts, when 
 presented to the mind of an enlightened public, 
 present such formidable proof of the injustice 
 practised towards Mr. Branch, that it is im- 
 possible to arrive at any other conclusion than 
 that Mr. Branch has been more sinned against 
 than sinning. In conclusion 1 shall say, that, 
 from what 1 have discovered of public opinion, 
 it is high time that something should be done 
 to rid ourselves of the present administration, 
 and to put in office men who can be relied 
 upon; believing a- they do that Mr. Branch 
 
 has been the victim of political persecution. 
 
 Let us hope that the time will soon come 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR 
 
 « hen the rights of the community will be pre- 
 served, and their persons and property pro- 
 t' oted by an enlightened, intelligent and ho- 
 norable judiciary. Van. 
 
 The Genuine Cable. 
 
 No single enterprise better illustrates the 
 go'-ahead-ativeness of Americans than the pur- 
 chase by Messrs. Tiffany & Co., the Broadway 
 
 jewellers, of the entire surplus '»f the Atlantic 
 Telegraph Cable, left on beard the Niagara. 
 They have no possible use for it, beyond the 
 selling of pieces as specimens to be preserved 
 as curiosities; and yet, on this speculation 
 they have advanced "some $30,000 or $40,000 
 hard cash. In some cities, and some countries 
 they would inevitably find themselves " stnck," 
 as the newsboys say ; but here, they will, as- 
 suredly and deservedly, reap a rich reward. 
 They are selling the pieces, plain and mounted 
 with, A"' simile certificates by Mr. Field, at all 
 prices, from 50 cents upwards, about as fast as 
 they can cut them off. — Sun. 
 
 Now, of what real utility is a piece of this 
 supposed cable ? None whatever. We strong- 
 ly suspect hundreds of mechanics are employ- 
 ed daily in manufacturing a fac simile of the 
 Atlantic Cable, and doubtless will continue to 
 .be so employed as long as a purchaser for a 
 piece of " that Cable " can be found. For 
 gullibility, New Yorkers are certainly the 
 greenest of the human species. Still, perhaps, 
 an imitation of "that Cable" will answer ev- 
 ery purpose, and enrich the retailer at the ex- 
 pense of the credulous. We intend to get a 
 monster "cable" manufactured, "to order," 
 to cable up our Alligator o'nights. 
 
 A showman giving dramatic entertainments 
 in Lafayette, Ind., was called upon by Terrell, 
 of the Journal, who tendered a bushel of corn 
 for admission. The manager refused to accept 
 of it, telling Terrell that all the members of 
 his company had been corned for the past six 
 weeks. Our city fathers have been sham- 
 paigned and cabled for the last two weeks. 
 
 Our devil thinks it a national loss that the 
 Limekiln man did not live long enough to he 
 elected Mayor. No doubt of it — lime is more 
 substantil than paint: 
 
 Wonder if the great Putty-man has ever 
 paid Bennett that little bill for paint advertis- 
 ing ? We suppose so, as Bennett is now usiug 
 plenty of va/rnish of the putty calibre. 
 
 Advertisements— 25 Cents a line. 
 
 Credit. — From two to four seconds, or as long as the Advertiser 
 can hold his breath ! Letters and Advertisements to be left at No. 
 114 Nassau-street, second story, front room. 
 
 ClOREY AND SON, MERCHANT'S EXCHANGE. WALL 
 ,/ street. New York, Notaries Public and Commissioners — United 
 States Passports issued in 36 hours.— Bills of Exchange, Drafts, and 
 N otes protested,— Marine protests In it e<l and extended. 
 
 EDWIN F. COREY, 
 EDWIN F. COREY.Ja. 
 
 HERRING'S TATENT CHAMPION FIRE AND BUR- 
 glar Proof Safe, with Hall's Patent Powder Proof Locks, 
 afford the greatest security of any Safe in the world. Also, Sine 
 board and Parlor Safes, of elegant workmanship and finish, lur 
 Plate, &c. S. C. HERRING & CO., 
 
 251 Broadway 
 
 rVAN TINE, SHANGAE RESTAURANT, No. 2 DEY 
 • street. New York. 
 
 FALL ELECTION. 
 
 ^ &J.W. BARKER. GENERAL AUCTIONEERS* REAL 
 p. ESTATE BROKERS. Loans negotiated. Houses and 
 Stores Rented, stocks and Bonds Sold at Auction or Private Sale. 
 
 Also, FURNITURE SALES attended to at private bouses. 
 Office. 14 Pine street, undert'onimonwealth Bank. 
 
 1ARLTON HOUSE 41>6 BROADWAY, NEW YORK 
 " Bates and Holden, Proprietors. 
 
 THEOPHILUS BATES. 
 
 OREL J. HOLDEN. 
 
 c 
 
 GERARD UETTS & CO.. AUCTION AND COMMISSION 
 Merchants, No. 106, Wall street, corner of Front street. New 
 York. 
 
 SAMUEL SNEDEN, SHIP A STEAMBOAT IU'1LDER\~- 
 My Office is at No. 31 Cnrlears street, New York; and my yards, 
 and residence are at Greenpolut. 1 have built -Ships and Steamer* 
 for every portion of the G lube, for a long term of years, and eon 
 tlnue to do s o on reasonable terms. SAMUEL SNEDEN 
 
 FULLMER AND WOOD, CARRIAGE MANUFACTUR- 
 ers. No. i39 West Nineteenth street, New York. 
 Horse-shoeing done with dispatch, and in the most scientific 
 manner, and on reasonable terms. 
 
 State of New-Yohk, ) 
 
 Office of the Secretary of State. > 
 
 Albany, August 2, 1858. 1 
 To the Sheriff of the County of New York: 
 QIR—NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN, THAT AT THE GE- 
 n neral Election to be held In tliis state on the Tuesday succeed- 
 ing the tirst Monday in November next, the following officers are 
 to be elected, to wit: 
 
 A lii>\ EK.voit, iii the place of John A, King; 
 
 A Lieutenant Governor, in the place of Henrv R. Seldcn ; 
 \ I 'anal Commissioner, in the place of Samuel B. Ruggles, ap- 
 pointed in place of Samuel S. Whallon, deceased : 
 
 An Inspector of State Prisons, in the place of William A. 
 Russell; 
 
 All whose terms of office will expire on the last day of Decem- 
 ber next. 
 
 A Representative in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United 
 States, for the Third Congressional District, composed of the 
 First, Second, Third, Fifth and Eighth Wards in the city of New 
 York. 
 
 A Representative In the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United 
 States, for the Fourth Congressional District, composed of the 
 Fourth, Sixth, Tenth and Fourteenth Wards in the city of New 
 fork : 
 
 A Representative In the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United 
 States, for the Fifth Congressional "District, composed of the Sev- 
 enth and Thirteenth Wards of the city ol New York, and the 
 Thirteenth, Fourteenth, Fifteenth and Sixteenth Wards of Brook- 
 lyn- 
 
 A Representative in the Thirty sixth Congress of the United 
 States, for the Sixth Congressional District, composed of the 
 Eleventh, Fifteenth and Seventeenth Wards in the City uf New 
 York ; 
 
 A Representative in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United 
 States, for the Seventh Congressional District, composed of the 
 Ninth, Sixteenth, and Twentieth Wards in the City of New 
 York: 
 
 And also, a Representative in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the 
 United States for the Eighth Congressional 'District, composed of 
 the Twelfth, Eighteenth, Nineteenth. Twenty-first, and Twenty- 
 second Wards in the City of New York. 
 
 COUNTY OFFICERS ALSO TO BE ELECTED FOR SAID 
 COUNTY. 
 
 Seventeen Members of Assembly ; 
 
 A Sheriff, in the place of James C. Willett ; 
 
 A County Clerk, in the place of Richard B. Connolly ■ 
 
 Four Coroners, in the place of Frederick W. Perry, Edward 
 Connery, Robert Gamble and Samuel C. Hills ; 
 
 All whose terms of office will expire on the last day of December 
 next. 
 
 The attention of Inspectors of Election and County Canvassers 
 is directed to Chapter 32U of Laws of 18o8, a copy of which is 
 printed, for instructions in regard to their duties under said law. 
 "submitting the question of calling a Convention to revise the 
 Constitution and amend the same to the people of the Slate." 
 
 Cuap. 320. 
 AN ACT to submit the questiou ol calling a Convention to revise 
 the Constitution and amend the same, to the People of the 
 State : 
 
 Passed April 17, 1S5S— three-fifths being present. 
 The People of the Stale of New York, represented in Senate 
 and Assembly, do enact as follows: 
 
 Section 1. The Inspectors of Election in each town, ward, and 
 election district in this State, at the annual election to be held in 
 November next, shall provide a proper box to receive the ballots 
 Of i he citizens of this State entitled to vote for members of the 
 Legislature at such election. On such ballot shall be written or 
 printed, or partly written and printed, by those voters who are in 
 favor of a Convention, the words: " Shall there be a Convention 
 to Revise the Constitution and amend the same? Y'es." And by 
 those voters who are opposed thereto, the words: " Shall there be 
 a Convention to Revise the Constitution ami amend the same ? 
 No." And all citizens entitled to vote as aforesaid shall be allow- 
 ed to vote by ballot as aforesaid, in the election district in which 
 he resides, and not elsewhere. 
 
 §•2. So much of the articles one, two and three, of title four, of 
 chapter one hundred and thirty, of an act entitled "An act re- 
 specting elections Other than for militia and town officer," passed 
 April tilth, eighteen hundred and forty-two, and the acts amending 
 the same, as regulates the manner of conducting elections and 
 challenges, oaths to be administered, and inquiries to be made, of 
 
 Eersons otiering to vote, shall be deemed applicable to the votes to 
 e given or offered under the act : and the manner of voting and 
 challenges, and the penalties for false swearing, prescribed bylaw, 
 are hereby declared in full force and effect in voting or ottering to 
 vote under this act. 
 
 5 -2. The said votes given for and against a convention, in pursu- 
 ance of this act, shall be canvassed by the Inspectors of the several 
 election districts or pulls of the said election in the maimer pre- 
 scribed by law, and as provided iu article four, of title four, of 
 chapter one hundred and thirty of the said act, passed April fifth, 
 eighteen hundred and forty-two, and the acts amending the same, 
 as far as the same are applicable ; and such canvass shall be com- 
 pleted by ascertaining the whole number of votes given in eacli 
 election district or poll for a convention, and the whole number ot 
 votes given against such convention, in the form aforesaid ; and 
 the result being found, the inspectors shall make a statement in 
 words, at full length, of the number of ballots received in relation 
 to such convention, and shall also state in words, at full length, 
 til e whole number of ballots having thereon the words, "Shah 
 there be a Convention to revise the Constitution and amend the 
 samel 1 No." Such statements as aforesaid shall contain a cap- 
 tion, stating the day on which, and the number of the district, the 
 town or ward, and the county at which the election was held, and 
 at the end thereof a certificate that such .statement is correct in all 
 respects, which certificate shall be subscribed by all the inspectors, 
 and a true copy of such statement shall be immediately filed by 
 them in the office of the clerk of the town or city. 
 
 §4. The original statements, duly certified as aforesaid, shall be 
 delivered by the inspectors, or one of them to be deputed for that 
 
 Eurpose, to the supervisor, or, in case there be no supervisor, or 
 e snail be disabled from attending the board of convassers, then 
 to one of the assessors of the town or ward, within twenty-four 
 hours after the same shall have been subscribed by such inspec- 
 tors, to be disposed of as other statements at such election, are 
 ih'w required by law. 
 
 55. So much of articles first, second, third, and fourth, of title 
 fifth, of chapter one hundred and thirty, of the act entitled, "An 
 act respecting elections other than for militia and town officers," 
 and the acts amending the same, as regulates the duties of Coun- 
 ty Canvassers and their proceedings, and the duty of County 
 Clerks, and the Secretary or State, and the Board uf State Can- 
 vassers, shall be applied to the canvassing and ascertaining the 
 will of the people of this State in relation to the proposed con- 
 vention ; and if it shall appear that a majority 01 the votes or 
 ballots given in and returned as aforesaid are against a conven- 
 tion, then the said canvassers are required to certify and declare 
 that fact by a certificate, subscribed by them, and riled with the 
 Secretary of State ; but if it shall appear by the said canvass that 
 a ina|oritv of the ballots or votes given as aforesaid are for a con- 
 vention, then thev shall by like certificates, to be filed as afore- 
 said, declare that fact ; and the said Secretary shall communicate 
 a copy of such certificate to both branches of the Legislature, 
 at the ouening of the next session thereof. Yours, respectfully, 
 GIDEON J. TUCKER, Secretary of State. 
 Sheriff's Office, t 
 
 New York., August 4, 1858. J 
 
 The above is published pursuant to the notice ot the Secretary 
 of State, and the requirements of the Statute in such case made 
 and provided. 
 
 JAMES C. WILLET, 
 
 ^^ Sheriff of the City and County of New York. 
 
 JW^ All the public newspapers in the county will publish tne 
 abo* i once in each week until the election, and then hand in their 
 bills tm advertising the same, so that they may be laid before the 
 Board of Supervisors, and passed for payment. See Revised 
 Stat, vol, 1, chap. 6, title 3, article 2d, part 1st, page 140. 
 
 FRANCIS B. BALDWIN, WHOLESALE AND RETAIL 
 CLOTHING & FURNISHING WAREHOUSE, No. 70 
 and 72 Bowery, between Canal and Hester streets. New York. 
 i and elegant assortments of Youths'and Roys' Clothing. j2 
 
 F. B. BALDWIN, 
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 I*. B. BALDW IN has just opened his New and Immense Estan- 
 Ushment. THE LARGEST IN THE CITY! An entire New 
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Volume I.— No. 23. 
 
 SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, 1858. 
 
 Price 2 Cents. 
 
 Early Boyhood and its Merry Pastimes. 
 
 I remember the woman's echoo! at four years old, and the mer- 
 ited chastisement of the school mann ; my desperate descent on 
 the sugar bowl ; tha military company of which I was command- 
 er ; my annual cries In the trundle bed at 13 o'clock and one sec- 
 ond, A. M.: •'! wish you merry Christmas, Ma, — I wish you 
 happy New Year, Pa, — now gim me cent:" with my father's: 
 '* Go to sleep, you young rascal, or I'll come and Bpank you ;" the 
 two cents I always got on the 4th of July, If I had been a gcod 
 boy, and the solitary penny If I hadn't ; the death of my mother 
 of twins ; the copious tears of my father and Aunt Lucy ; my 
 grief at her sudden demise ; the country boarding school, and the 
 blast of lightning that felled me to the earth, while whittling on 
 the summer green ; my eyes soon open on the glories of the lurid 
 universe, and I scamper into the pretty cottage, and bound into 
 the arms of my aunt, who nearly smothers me with affectionate 
 embraces ; the storm passes ; a bow appears, with crimson arrows, 
 and lingers on the concave's rosy verge, till Venus gleams through 
 the twilight leaves, when lta gorgeous hues are vailed by the re- 
 volving spheres, and it descends the dazzling west. 
 
 Whose Archer follows the resplendent sun. 
 Before whose darts the stormy Furies run ; 
 
 the moon ascends the east in matchless splendor, and roams in 
 tranquil beauty through Infinitude, spreading Its Bnowy light on 
 vale and mead, that vie with lakes of liquid silver ; my aunt lin- 
 gers at my bed, while I say my evening prayer, and invests my 
 heart with sacred feelings ; myself and brother William, on our 
 way to school, through a dreary wood, espy a boy in a wagon, 
 when I exclaim : " Why, Bill, there's our brother Albert ;" Bill 
 stares and says: "Steve, your perceptions are very foggy, and I 
 begin to think you aint got good senBe ;" I cloBely scan the boy, 
 and smile, but elicit no response, the little rogue riveting his bright 
 blue eyes on the vacant air ; Bill passes on to school, with : 
 "Steve, you are raving mad, and I'm going to tell Aunt Freeman 
 so ;" when I address the Btranger thus : " Little boy, you look like 
 my brother Albert, and thbi horse and wagon resemble ours, and 
 won't you please to tell me If you aint my brother Al, who Uvea 
 far away from here, in a place called Providence ? I always dearly 
 loved him, and I havn't seen him for a long time now, and I would 
 like to see him very much ; come, now, little boy, aint yon Ally 
 Branch, and If you are, won't you please to tell me so ?" Tears 
 roll down his pale cheeks, followed by the sweetest smiics, (like 
 simultaneous rain and sunshine,) extending bis arms, with : " How 
 do you do, dear brother Stevy ;" I scream ; dart Into the wagon, 
 and, placing my arms around his neck, fondly kiss him. And then 
 I made the woods ring with my cries for Bill to return, and be- 
 hold our dear brother, found so mysteriously alone In the forest 
 wild. BUI slowly returns ; and I hear the echo of a laugh, and see 
 a man emerge from the monarch oaks, whom I discern as father, 
 whose playful stratagem blazes brightly before my enraptured 
 vision. And with the velocity of light, I spring from the wagon, 
 and at a bound, am in the embraces of my adored father. The 
 vail slowly passes from the eyes of Bill, who stands like a statue 
 in the dim perspective, crying lustily over my triumphant con- 
 quest. We all shout and wave our hands, and Willie bounds Into 
 Albert's and father's arms, whose fervent kisses soon dispel his 
 tears; when his crescent and revolving eyes gently threaten to 
 eclipse the sun and moon with hilarious splendor; three happy 
 brothers then rock the forest solitude with merry vociferations, 
 and ran like deer, and sing like Infant Jubals, with sweet re- 
 sponses from congenial birds, prancing on the oaks* majestic 
 branches. And with hearts of gladness, we spring like hoands 
 into the wagon, and return to Aunt Freeman's, and that I regard 
 as ono of the happiest days of my early boyhood. On the follow- 
 ing morn, we leave for Providence, which I scarcely reach, ere our 
 yard la a camp of boys, eager to embrace their favorite command- 
 er, after his long captivity in the desert wilds of Woodstock ; my- 
 self and Albert soon go to another country school ; we board with 
 
 a minister who has a large family, and a small salary, which was 
 tardily and scantily paid with very poor provisions ; myself and 
 Al don't like the fare ; has fried pork too often for breakfast, and 
 pork and beans for dinner, with a cold cut of pork and beans at 
 nightfall ; and we enter our solemn protest against so much fried 
 hog, and so many baked beans ; we protest, too, against his not 
 fastening the doors and windows nights, as father does at home ; 
 we hear strange noises nights, while abed ; and respectfully Im- 
 plore him to put locks on the doors, and nails In the windows, who 
 refuses, and Bays, that good boys are never afraid of robbers or as- 
 sassins ; we still hear dreadful sounds at midnight ; and busy our- 
 selves, head and all, in the bed clothes ; sweat terribly, and nearly 
 smother ; grow pale ; lose flesh ; get very weak ; have cold night 
 sweats; finally despair, and threaten to leave for home; write 
 long letters to father, full of bad writing and spelling, who doesn't 
 answer them, because he can't read them ; we start for Provid- 
 ence; our sacred host pursues us on a cadeverous horse, whose ribs 
 rattle, and captures us in the haunted woods, where, In old tlmes,a 
 man was murdered, and two lovers hung themselves, because their 
 parents wouldn't let them marry' ; I and Al were hurrying through 
 this dreadful wood, when old cadeverous and the parson pounce 
 upon us, who threatens to whip ua if we don't return, and cuts a 
 switch for the purpose ; his eyes roll terribly, and, as I once heard 
 he was slightly Insane at times, and/ fearing he might murder me, 
 I gave the wink to Al, and we concluded to return, very gently 
 shaking our heads and fists, with threats of telling our father all 
 about it some day, who was a Justice of the Peace, and could lock 
 up any body, and have them hung beside ; to silence our unceasing 
 clamors, the parson gets some cheap second-hand locks, and rusty 
 nails, fastens the doors and windows nights, aud gives us fried liv- 
 er twice a week for breakfast, and lets pork and beans slide awhile, 
 with very tender veal instead ; don't hear strange Bounds at night 
 any more ; sleep very soundly ; don't hear the cheerless midnight 
 winds as of yore ; get fat as butter ; are very contented ; Fourth 
 uf July clone at hand ; father comes after us ; shed tears of joy, 
 and run and jump like wild cats, and get home alive once more 
 from a country boarding school ; go to a party on the night of our 
 arrival ; Oscar Rivulet and Clara Violet are there ; at the party's 
 close, I can't find my hat, and while In its vigorous pursuit, Oscar 
 takes the arm of Clara, wheu I step up and whisper In his ear, that 
 I will chastise him the very next day for cutting me out ; Oscar 
 and Clam depart ; I find my hat In the oven, where Oscar doubt- 
 less put it, and begin to cry with rage ; to console me, my aunt 
 places the arm of Flora Rosebud In mine, who was a dashing little 
 belle, with whom I slowly ramble towards her home beneath a 
 brilliant sky ; soon after I bid Flora good night, at her father's 
 door, a dark cloud rapidly arose and obscured the moon, and I be- 
 came afraid, and ran fleetly home, expecting to meet an assassin at 
 every corner's turn, but when I heard the cheerful watchman's cry 
 of "half-past eight o'clock, and all's well," and beheld his noble 
 form In the distance, my fears are tranquilixed, and I walk as erect 
 and firm as the hero of many battles, and loudly boast of my cour- 
 age, after I get snugly In the trundle bed with Albert, the shield of 
 my fathers voice above me, to fortify my pretended valor. On the 
 following day, my step-mother struck me on Che head with a 
 Jacket with bras* buttons, for my Impudence at diner In my fath 
 er's absence, because the wouldn't give me more boiled onions, of 
 which I was very fond ; the blood flowed freely, and Bhe was ter- 
 rified lest I would bleed to death, and she be hung ; she dressed 
 the wounds most tenderly, and gave me plenty of onions and sugar, 
 and warmly coaxed me not to tell father when he came to tea, 
 lest he would gently chide her for her laceration of the skull of the 
 prolific brain of the darling son who bora bis own father's promis- 
 ing name of Stephen ; and for many days she gave me candy and 
 peanuts, and gave me so many onions that I have loathed them 
 since ; she even poulticed my lacerated head with boiled onions, 
 which I smell to this day ; I had the tar -ache, and she even put a 
 small roast onion in my ear to check the pain ; I once passed 
 through Weathersfleld, (where onions are as thick as leaves in the 
 Yale of Vallambroaa,) whose atmosphere caused me to fertilize ltd 
 
 streets with bile ; my step-mother finally stops my supplies of 
 sweetmeats, and I threaten to tell my father of her violent blow, 
 and show him my scars, when she surrendered, and gave me sweet 
 things for a long period ; and she saved me many a whipping from 
 my father, when I was mischievous, lest I would tell and show th» 
 relics of her tronacing, which gave me a boundless latitude for 
 pranks until the scars all passed away ; at this time, my dog Watch 
 was drowned, but he rose the ninth day, and I buried him at the 
 foot of my father's garden, with funeral honors, a neighboring dog. 
 In traces, bearing his precious body to the grave, over which I placed 
 turf and Btones in memory of a dog I dearly loved ; after the fu- 
 neral, Cornelius Snow, nicknamed Flop, called me names, end I 
 told my father that " Flop Snow had called me names, and I meant 
 to lick him for It," when my father effected a reconciliation, by al- 
 lowing Cornelius to call me Steve as long as I called him Flop. 
 He had long been at the head of my class, at school, and I had ne- 
 ver been at the head, which mortified my father, who told me If I 
 would get above Flop through good spelling, he would give me a 
 sixpence ; I tried king and hard, but I couldn't do It ; so, on a very 
 stormy day, while myself and Flop were the only boys of our 
 spelling class at school, I told him that If he would make a mis- 
 take in spelling, and let me keep at the head until school was over, 
 I would give him three cents ; Flop consented, and broke down 
 on beef, which he spelled tht-a-p-h-f-e, for which the teacher boxed 
 his ears, and made him see ten thousand sparkling stars ; I got 
 sixpence from my father, and gave Flop half of it ; there was a full 
 class the next day, and down I went to the foot, my usual place ; 
 my father learned of my collusion with Flop, and gave me a tremen- 
 dous whipping ; the next day I went several miles down Provi- 
 dence river, in a canoe with Eliae Smith and Joseph Fuller, and 
 was gone four days, and all the town was terribly excited lest we 
 were lost ; but Mr. Proud, a neighbor, of whose peaches and melons 
 I was very fond, stuck to it like beeswax, that I would never bo 
 drowned, while hemp grew In Kentucky ; the day after my return, 
 my step-mother whips Albert for stealing a small lump of sugar, at 
 about 11, A. M. ; father usually came to dinner at 13, M. ; Ally 
 cried for a long time ; but he began to lull, and I was afraid he 
 wouldn't hold out until father got home ; so, I got Ally down cel- 
 lar, and pinched him, and pulled bin hair, to make him keep it np, 
 untl father got home ; it being near twelve o'clock, and my step- 
 mother knowing my Influence over Ally, told me If I would pacify 
 him before father came to dinner, she would give me as much su- 
 gar as I wanted for a whole week ; I accepted the bribe,— but Al 
 overheard us, and declared that he would cry like thander, until 
 father came, If I didn't give him half the sugar ; we Anally com- 
 promised, by allowing Ally a quarter of all the lumps I got ; a few 
 days after, while returning from a Saturday excursion down the 
 river, my brother Bill cut up so, that the boat capsized, in very 
 deep water, a short distance from the shore ; Jim Baker and my- 
 self got on the bottom of the boat, while Bill's feet and head were 
 entangled In the ropes and sail ; Sam Thurber and others swam to 
 the shore ; Jim Baker and myself couldn't swim, and we expected 
 to be lost ; and we bellowed murder like fury ; amid this awful 
 scene, the owner of the boat came down the Bhore, and cried t 
 " Pay for that boat, you rascals, pay for that boat ;" he had scarce- 
 ly breathed these brutal words, when down went Jim Baker and 
 myself to the river's bed ; I rose to the surface first, and went 
 down again, when Jim grabbed my leg, and we came up together, 
 and a noble sailor seized and bore us to the shore, where we were 
 put In barrels, and pints of water squeezed out of us ; Jim and my- 
 self open our dewy eyes, shake hands, and walk home arm In arm, 
 with the sailor behind, thrashing the boat proprietor for demand- 
 ing pay, instead of coming to our rescue, whose unparalleleb Inhu- 
 manity the gallant tar couldn't tolerate. I went to bed, and had a 
 horrid night-mare, and dreamed of sharks and whales. On the 
 day after the boat calamity of Jim Baker and myself on Prort- ' 
 dence river, I arose with the glorious sun, ate a spare repast, and 
 went to school. My Btomach yet complained of salt water, and 
 my head and books were at rapiers* points. The teacher, Shaw 
 vainly elides me for my indolence, and summons me before bint, 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR. 
 
 and demands my spelling-tw.ok, and gives me genuine, which I 
 spell " gen-ner-winc." The school Is convulsed In the. wilib.-t 
 screams. Shaw seizes his lignumvitw ruler, darts through the 
 aisles, rolls his big gray eyes, and hangs the desks until the dust 
 rises Into clouds, when the mirthful tumult is hushed Into the 
 silence of a tomb, and he bids me take my seat, with furious cuffs 
 of both ears. My brother Bill had been snickering in his hat, and 
 aleeve, ami handkerchief, uutil he had saturated them all with his 
 hilarious tears, and, as I passed him ou my way to my seat, he 
 burst into a genuine Branch laugh, and all again was chaw. The 
 scholars were more uproarious than before, and Shaw rages furi- 
 ously, and calls up Bill, when all Is silent terror, and every eye Is 
 riveted on Its book. Shaw demands Bill to extend his right hand, 
 which he declines to do, because he has a felon, and tender warts 
 all over Ids knuckles. Shaw then commands him to hold up his 
 left hand, and BLU obeys, when Shaw's eyes flash sparks of Are, his 
 checks are deathly pale, and his ferule descends with tremendous 
 
 violence . . 
 
 On the vacant air. 
 
 As Bill's hand wan't there! 
 
 The scholars roar again, and clap their little hands, and stamp 
 their feet In the wildest ecstacy, when Shaw bellows like a rabid 
 bull, and gesticulates fatality to the rebellious scholars, whose eyes 
 fall quickly on their books, and all violently move their pallid 
 lips, with pretense of study, while a terrible revenge rankles in 
 their hearts, for flhaw's cruel treatment of BUI, whe has bo many 
 warts and a felon, with salt water stitl gurgling In his ocean belly. 
 At Shaw's wrathful behest. Bill again raises his trembling hand, 
 and keeps his eye fastened on Shaw's ; and as the ruler nears his 
 palm, he dodges, when Shaw tiles to his scholastic throne for his 
 cow-skin, and descends his ramparts with the pomposity of a king, 
 calmly surveying his juvenile and affrighted subjects, and directs 
 BUI to remove his Jacket, who firmly declines. Shaw seizes him, 
 and Bill cries murder ; the girls weep and faint, and water is 
 sprinkled on their cheeks and foreheads ; the boys shake their 
 fists, and dan- each other to rush to Bill's rescue, but Shaw threat- 
 ens them with utter annihilation if they Interfere, and the belli 
 gerent and affrighted boys leave poor Bill to his unhappy fate.— 
 Fortunately for Bill, Shaw is Bhort, and of very slender mould 
 Bill Is stout, knows well the physical weakness of his adversary, 
 and proves himself fully equal to the awful crisis before him. For, 
 while Shaw Btrives to get Bill across his knees to switch and spank 
 him, Bill, by a sudden and very elastic movement, gets between, 
 and coils himself, like a snake, around Shaw's legs, aud pinches, 
 and bites, and tears his pants, and finally trips him, and down they 
 go, with Bill on Shaw, and with both hands so firmly and desper- 
 ately clenched in Shaw's white cravat, as to make his tongue pro- 
 trude. The girls faintly titter, while the stoutest and bravest boyfl 
 bang their desks, and wildly shout with joy. The panting com- 
 batants spring to the floor, and, like two roosters, have a moment's 
 respite ; Shaw is pale, and trembles with shame, and relents, and 
 In feeble and broken accents, directs Bill to take his seat ; the si- 
 lence of a Capulet pervades the school, when my tremendous 
 horse laugh breaks the calm ; the scholars scream again with fran- 
 tic contortions ; Shaw's eyes roll like a demon's, and his voice rises 
 high above the universal clamor, which slowly subsides, and all is 
 still again ; Shaw then comes on tiptoe to my desk, and grabs Mad 
 drags me to the aisle, with one hand clutched In my throat, and 
 the other in my long hair, when I grab him in a tender spot, and 
 make him squeal ; and so severe and unrelenting is my grasp, that 
 he gladly gives freedom to my throat and hair, and implores, in 
 tones of excruciating agony, to release my hands. I slowly do so, 
 when he re-seizes me, and, dragging me several feet by my hair, 
 kicks away the scuttle, and casts me headlong beneath the school, 
 house, closing the scuttle over me ; I can hardly sit upright In my 
 new abode ; all is darkness ; I smell the awful perfume of a dead 
 skunk; little mice squeal, and run over me, and nibble at my 
 mouth and nose, and big aud hungry rats approach, and violently 
 attack me, which 1 keep at bay with my feet and hands, and hide- 
 ous yells, and they finally scamper to their holes, while a myriad 
 of mice remain to torment me ; I chew tobacco, to drowu my ab- 
 ject sorrow ; it is the first cud that ever graced my mouth ; Icover 
 it with the fragment of a newspaper, to prevent my giddy ehllira- 
 tten through a too strong taste of tobacco ; I soon got deathly sick, 
 and thump and scream for Shaw to let me out, who heeds not my 
 plteouscries; I am desperate, and resting my hands and feet on 
 the ground, I get an irresistible purchase, and with a might y 
 movement of my back, I burst the scuttle with a tremendous 
 crash, and dart from my narrow and dreary cavern into the school- 
 room, and run down the aisle, vomiting at every ste p ; the scholars 
 are nearly gone ; as I approach the door, Shaw grabs me, when 1 
 belch the purest bile plump in his face, which, of course, was pure- 
 ly accidental ; Shaw is blinded with tobacco bile, and wipes his 
 cheeks, and nose, and mouth, and eyes, and commands me to goto 
 bis desk; I refuse ; he then expostulates, and breatheskind words, 
 which allay my anger, and check the flow of tobacco aud salt wa- 
 ter bile ; I go to his desk ; he dismisses the few scholars that re- 
 main, save my weeping brother Bill, curled in the corner : Shaw 
 laments the sad occurrence; hopes we will be better boys, aud 
 permits us to go home ; on our arrival, father is at tea, listening to 
 brother Albert's version of the story; Bill and myself seat our- 
 Bfilves at table, when father directs each to give his melancholy 
 narrative; Bill La hungry, and slowly begins, and lacks vivacity, 
 and the impatient father turns to me for the rapid and vivid anal- 
 ysis of the horrid scholastic anarchy and rencontre then flying on 
 exaggeration's wide-spread wings, and distracting the peaceful 
 BrWMfq of Providence; I swallow the delicious food already in 
 my mouth ; cleanse my throat with a prolonged swallow of com- 
 mingled tea and sugar, and tell my stoay in a nervous strain ; my 
 father's eyes are large, and fixed on mine, throughout my exciting 
 narrative, at whose close, he gets his hat and cane and autumnal 
 mantle, and bids myself and BUI to follow him ; we penetrate the 
 
 pitchy darkness, and after varied street meanderings in the turbu- 
 lent and piercing evening winds, we ascend the steps, and tap at 
 thu door of Shaw ; we enter his pale presence, who is extremely 
 lUrtOOUS to father, who is a member of the Visitiug School Com 
 inlttee, and Invested with power of a teacher's dismissal, which 
 Shaw now fears; father opens his deadly batteries, and Shaw, per- 
 ceiving no possible escape, pleads extenuation fur the violent tem- 
 per that nature gave him ; spoke of William as a very good and 
 studious boy, fa truth.) and of Stephen as a meritorious and en- 
 thusiastic youth, who dearly loved his l>ooks, (a lie.) and deeply 
 regretted that his heated passion led him to the chastisement of 
 William, and the incarceration of Stephen ; and declared In tones 
 of warm slucerity, that if father would forgive him, he would ne- 
 ver whip nor tmprison us again, but lead us up the hill of science 
 through gentle and persuasive means; father pities and admires 
 bis humility, and, rising to depart, directs Shaw to Inform him 
 every Friday by letter, how many days William and Stephen have 
 played the truant during the week, and with what facility we re- 
 cite our lessons, and what our general conduct is ; Shaw's eyes 
 flash joy at these delightful and magnanimous behests, whllo the 
 eyes of Bill and myself flash guilt and fury at Shaw's apparent 
 conquest, because all our future sport is spoiled, and mine, especi- 
 ally, as I played truant about twice a week, and Bill once a 
 month; and because I seldom got my lessons well; Shaw and fath- 
 er extend their hands, and shake a warm good night: and while 
 they linger at the outer door In friendly conversation, I slyly 
 crawl through father's legs, to get into the street as soon as pos- 
 sible, and away from Shaw's victorious presence ; the last shake 
 of hands transpire between father and Shaw, who slowly closes 
 the door with a beatific smile ; father, myself, and Bill muffle our- 
 selves In our fervent garments ; It snows and blows very hard ; 
 and, as we walk slowly homeward against the snow and wind, 
 father delivers an affectionate and mournful lecture, gently eluding 
 us for the trouble we had caused him, and the rapid Increase of his 
 snowy locks ; kindly warning us that we were constantly exposed 
 to the sad fate of orphans, our tender mother being already gone 
 forever ; and with a trembling voice implored us to be good boys, 
 to study hard, to be kind and obedient to Mr. Shaw, to cultivate 
 manly virtues, and strive to become intellectual giants, and the 
 pillars of our country. In peace or war, after the fathers of his gen- 
 eration had passed from the field of action. We both wept bitter- 
 ly, and besought our dear and indulgent father to forgive the past, 
 with assurances Of our efforts to please him and our teacher in the 
 future. We reach home, and father kindles a crackling, hickory 
 Are, and gives us cider and walnuts, and tells us pretty stories, and 
 puts on extra \md clothes, because the night is so piercing cold, and 
 tucks our bed at the sides, to keep out the biting air, and then di- 
 rects us to clasp and raise our little hands to God, and say after him 
 our evening prayer of 
 
 "Now I lay me down to sleep, 
 I pray the Lord my soul to keep, 
 If I should die before I wake, 
 I pray the Lord my soul to take ;"* 
 
 and then gives us a parting kiss, and pats our little foreheads, aud 
 breathes sweet tones of affection until he passes from our view, 
 Bill and myself make good resolves for the future, and breathe a 
 fond "good night!" and then embrace the tranquil slumber and 
 Innocent dreams of early boyhood. 
 
 Office— 114 Nassau Street 
 
 THE A^SaTOII^ 
 
 New York, Saturday, September 25, 1858. 
 
 the oppressed of all lands no asylum of liberty 
 and prosperity. In the sacred bosom of her 
 family, woman is like the queen of night amid 
 the pretty stars. In our infant years, she nour- 
 ishes, and shields, and cheers us in our preca- 
 rious journey to maturer years. She imparts 
 the first kiss, aud moulds the first prayer, and 
 is prouder of her offspring than a queen of her 
 throne. As the child buds, and blooms, and 
 blossoms, and ascends the hill of moral and 
 scholastic science, she watches every pace with 
 breathless solicitude. And in penury or afflu- 
 ence, in bondage or freedom, in power or on 
 the scaffold, she clings with intense affection to 
 the adored objects of her creation. Every fam- 
 ily is a dominion. The father is a king, and 
 the mother a queen, and the children their sub- 
 jects. The same laws govern a family as a 
 kingdom. Judicious penalties follow disobe- 
 dience, and a good mother imbues the heart 
 and mind of her offspring with humanity and 
 wisdom that govern the world. And over all 
 presides a Being of beneficence and ubiquity, 
 who wields the destinies of a Universe. Wo- 
 man, under God, is the source of all that cheers 
 and ennobles man in his weary pilgrimage 
 from the cradle to the grave, and to her sym- 
 pathies am I greatly indebted for my recent 
 liberation from captivity and the partial resur- 
 rection of my declining fortunes. God bless 
 her, then, and in my sacred orisons and solilo- 
 quies, on land or ocean, I will ever cherish her 
 with those grateful emotions that I inherited 
 from the genial heart of my departed mother. 
 
 The Alligator Lives for Another Week. 
 
 The Ladies have saved the Alligator for 
 six days more, in which God made the gorgeous 
 realms of infinitude ! Last week, I proclaimed 
 that unless advance subscribers or patriots came 
 to the rescue of the wounded and bleeding Al- 
 ligator, he must soon expire amid the tumul- 
 tuous exultations of his prescriptive adversaries. 
 The gentlemen responded in companies, but 
 the ladies in battalions, and soothed and rescued 
 the poor Alligator from the jaws of immedi- 
 ate death.* Without the sympathy of woman, 
 man soon droops, and totters, and expires. 
 Woman is the prolific source of all that glori- 
 fies the cottages, and mansions, and palaces of 
 the globe. And her benevolence ameliorates 
 the poor, and oppressed, and disconsolate in 
 every region of the earth. From Eve to Mary, 
 the mother of Washington, the history of wo- 
 man is a brilliant constellation. Without the 
 pure and patriotic Mary, there would have been 
 no Washington,— and without Washington, 
 the Americans would have had no country, and 
 
 * If Uie Alligatob dies, advance subscriptions will immediate 
 ly be returned to my generous patrons, with my fervent wishes for 
 their proapenty. 
 
 William Macrae is the only person author- 
 ised to collect subscriptions for the "Alliga- 
 tor." And here is his likeness, that when he 
 calls to solicit subscribers, all may know him by 
 a comparison of this accurate engraving with 
 his living face. My Office is at No. 114 Nassau 
 street, second story, front room, where advance 
 subscriptions will also be most gratefully re- 
 ceived. 
 
 Stephen H. Branch. 
 
 The tomb of Franklin— if a palm flag-stone with the earth can 
 be so called—is concealed from the public view by a venerable 
 brick wall at the comer of Rah and Mulberry streets, Philadel- 
 phia. The remains of the lightning philosopher are deposited 
 there in the old burial ground belonging to Christ Ohurch. An 
 appropriate monument has been accidentally reared above them. 
 in the shape of a telegraphic poat, and the lightning is at constant 
 play over, if not under the eye of the man who r 
 to the earth. 
 
 first chained ft 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S ALLIGATOR 
 
 Stephen and his Adult Pupil. 
 
 THE FlliST LESSON. 
 
 Stephen.— What do you firet wish to learu ? 
 Pupil.— I desire first to review my figures. 
 8.— How far have you cyphered? 
 
 /\_I went through the hook several times, when I was a boy. 
 S.— Whose Arithmetic did you study? 
 P.— Mr. Dollbay'fl. 
 8.— DaboU's, I suppose, you meau. 
 
 P.— Ah, yes, it was Daboli's; and I remember him very well 
 He was a fine man, and understood figures very well. 
 S._Then you went through his hook several tunes ? 
 P.—O yea, I can take my oath of that. 
 8. — How tmich Is twice nothing? 
 P.— That is two, of course. 
 S.— How much is nothiug times two ? 
 P.— That is two. 
 
 S.— How much is one-half times one ? 
 P.— One. 
 
 6*.— How much is four and a-half times four and a -half ? 
 P. (scratching his head)— That must be about thirteen. 
 fl._ How much Is three-quarters times five-eights? 
 P.— I never saw that in Daboll, and to be candid, Mr. Branch, I 
 1 have long been accustomed to rush of blood to the head, and I 
 had a slight rush just now, and I guess I won't go any farther In 
 figures to-day ; but I would like to renew my Grammar studies. 
 £._Yery well : whose Grammar did you study In boyhood? 
 P.— Mr. Murphy's. 
 
 S.—l presume you mean Llndley Murray's ? 
 P.— Ah, yes, it was Murray's, aud he once dined at my father's. 
 S.— As it is absolutely essential to understand spelling, before 
 Grammar, 1 will first examine you In a few words, hefere wo em 
 bark in Grammar. Can you spell well, sir ? 
 
 P.— Yes ; and I hope you don't mean to insult me with such a 
 question. 
 8.— Certainly not. Spell Grammar ? 
 P.— Gramer. 
 S.— No. 
 P. — Gramar. 
 &'.-N». 
 
 P._How do yau spell it. then? 
 S. — Grammar. 
 
 P.— That's the way I spelt it. 
 5.— No, air. 
 
 P.— If I didd't, I intended to. 
 8.— That may be. Spell sloop ? 
 P.— Slupe. 
 S.-No. 
 
 P.— That's the way old Captain Tallman spelt it, when I was a 
 boy. 
 S.— It is 6pelt sloop in these days. 
 P.— Ah, yes, that's correct, I remember. 
 8.— Spell dough ? 
 P.— Doe. 
 S.— No. 
 
 p._My grandmother used to spell It so. 
 S.—li is spelt dough. 
 S.-SkU God ? 
 P — Gorde. 
 8.— No. 
 
 P. (is silent for some seconds, and grows pale, and sweats pro- 
 fusely)— Merciful Heaven \ And do you say Gorde is incorrect 
 S.—I do. It is spelt God. 
 
 p._Ab, yes, I was mistaken. That's the way I have always 
 epelt it . 
 8.— Spell scholar? 
 P.— Skoller, 
 S.— N 0. 
 P.— Skollar. 
 S.— No, 
 
 P.— That's the way I always spelt it, and I'll bet a dollar that's 
 the way to spell it. 
 S,_ That's a bet. 
 P.— How shall we decide it ? 
 fi.— Have you got a dictionary? 
 
 P.— Yes. (Examines it.) "Well, I declare, you have won the dol- 
 lar. What a curious way to spell scholar, to put ch for k\ Mr. 
 Branch : who invented language ? 
 S.— The Egyptians. 
 
 P.— What old fools they must hava been? 
 S.— Those Egyptians who discovered the alphabet, were the 
 wisest linguists of the human race. And those Arabians who dis- 
 covered the digits, were the profoundest mathematicians. And, 
 as you can neither spell nor cypher well, I advise you to defer your 
 arithmetic and grammar lessons until you learn orthography. 
 
 P.— I don t know what you mean by linguist, nor by digits. 
 And what op earth do you meau by orthography ? 
 S. — Orthography means spelling. 
 
 P,— Ah, yes, I thought that was it. Now, Mr. Braneh, I am in 
 public life, as you know, and I am very anxious to make a good 
 speech and write a good letter ; and, in order to do that, I must 
 understand Grammar. And I think I can spell well enough to 
 Study Grammar, Mr. Branch. You have only examined me in a 
 few words, and because I slightly broke down on them, you must 
 not suppnse that I ccn't spell well enough to study Grammar 
 Just try me in a few more words. 
 
 S.— Spell alderman ? 
 HP— Oldermon. 
 
 S.-No. 
 
 P._011dermone. 
 c/.-No. 
 
 P.— How, then? 
 S — Alderman. 
 
 P.— Ah, yes, That's the way I was just agoing to spell It. 
 S.— Spell Common Council ? 
 P.— Komou Kounsil. 
 g — > T o, sir. It is spelt Common Council, 
 p.— Is it possible? 
 
 S,_Yes. And now spell municipal ? 
 
 p._Dam if I don't give that np ; for, although I have been a 
 member of the municiple government, I nover could spell that 
 awful word without looking at the dictionary two or three times ; 
 and it always took me a mighty long time to find municiple, even 
 In the dictionary. Now, do try mo on some easier word than that, 
 —won't you, Mr. Branch? 
 S.— Spell Mayor? 
 P.— Mare. 
 8.— No. 
 
 P.— How, then ? 
 8.— Mayor. 
 
 P.— Ah, yea,— I forgot. That's It exactly. 
 8.— Spell contracts ? 
 
 P._I can spell that fast enough. Kontrax. 
 5.— No, 
 
 P.— Kontraclts. 
 8.— No. It Is spelt contracts. 
 
 />_ I begin to think my memory Is getting bad, for I once could 
 
 spell all these words. And I have had 60 many contracts from the 
 Corporation, and have written that word so often, that I am sure 
 I used to spell it correctly. Now give me one more easy word, 
 aud if I break down, dam if I don't surrender. 
 8.— Spell Cable? 
 
 P.— I have got a few shares in that precious stock, and Til bet $5 
 I can spell it correctly. 
 8.—- Done. 
 P.— Kabell. 
 
 8.— No. It is spelt cable. 
 
 P.— There's a V. And now, although I havo spelt several words 
 Incorrectly, yet, as I am growing old, I desire to learn as fast as 
 possible ; and I want you to give me grammar lessons and teach 
 me spelling at the same time. And if you will learn me very fast, 
 I will let you have one share In the Atlantic Cable, for your in 
 st ructions. 
 
 S._I would rather have the cash, as I caneot believe that a cord 
 about the circumference of my thumb can permanently connect 
 the hemispheres. 
 
 p._Vcry well, sir. I have perfect confidence In the Cable en- 
 terprise, and I don't care about parting with my stock. So I will 
 pay you In cash for your tuition. Now pleasa give me a lesson In 
 grammar. 
 
 tf.— Well, I will strive to gratify you,— although I again assure 
 you, that orthography is the basi3 of grammar, and we shall en- 
 counter ruiuous obstacles In the construction of the grammatical 
 pyramid, In the absence of orthography and orthcepy. 
 P._For the land's sake, what is the meaning of the last word ? 
 8. — Orthcepy means pronunciation, 
 
 p,—Row queer your jaw opens and closes, when you pronounce 
 that strange word. 
 
 8.— I suppose so. I will now give you the first lesson in gram- 
 mar. 
 
 P.— Let me first take a good stiff horn of brandy to brace my 
 nerves. (Drinks.) Now, sir, I am ready for Grammar, which, I 
 repeat, I studied when a boy ; and I only desire to review what I 
 know already. 
 8,—H.ow many parts of speech are there? 
 P.— What do you mean by that? 
 
 S. — I mean, into how many parts of speech Is language divided? 
 p.— Well, by golly, 1 don't know exactly,— but, from the im- 
 mense number of words in the Bible, and in all the books at the 
 Harpers, and in the Historical Society, and in all the newspapers, 
 I should thiuk there must be, at the lowest calculation, about five 
 hundred million parts of speech. 
 8. — There are only nine parts of speech. 
 
 P.— I begin to think you are crazy ; for, do you think you can 
 humbug me by saying that there are only nine different words, or 
 parts of speech, in the English language? I shall consider it to 
 be my duty to have you put in the Lunatic Asylum, if you talk in 
 that way. 
 
 8, — I still assert that there are only nine parts of speech, which 
 are : a noun, article, adjective, pronoun, verb, adverb, preposition, 
 conjunction, and interjection. 
 P.— Ah, yes, I recollect. 
 8.— Well, what part of speech Is iron ? 
 
 P.— As near as I cah recollect, iron is the seventh; and it may 
 possibly be the ninth part of speech. 
 
 No, sir,— It ls one of the nine parts of speech I just men- 
 tioned. 
 
 P._Ah, yes, excuse me,— I understand. Well, iron must be a 
 conjunction, because it can be heated and spliced. 
 8.— Iron Is a noun. 
 
 P;— Ah, yes, I recollect perfectly well that iron i3 a noun, and I 
 am surprised that I did not remember it, as I have long dealt in 
 fron. and know all about it, 
 
 S.— That will do for to-day,and I will resume your grammar les- 
 sons to-morrow. Good day, sir, 
 
 P. — Good day. I am much pleased wlte my progress in gram- 
 mar, and I will see you again to-morrow with much pleasure. 
 Good day, sir. 
 
 [Exeunt, 
 
 Stephen H. Branch, in his Cell at Black- 
 well's Island—A Monrnful Scene. 
 
 A lovely Family, at the iron door, peeping through its smat 
 perforations. 
 The Pawner.— What is your name, sir ? 
 Stephen.— My name ls Branch. 
 Father.— For what arc you confined? 
 Stephen.— For an alleged libel. 
 Father.— On whom ? 
 
 Stephen.— On Mayor Daniel F. Tiemann, Simeon Draper, and 
 Isaac Bell, Jr. 
 Father.— What Is the period of your imprisonment ? 
 Stephen.— One year. I think I have seen you before. What 
 is your, name, sir? 
 
 Father.— H d. 
 
 Stephen.— Where do you reside? 
 Father.— Jn Charleston, South Carolina. 
 
 Stephen.— Ah ! The dearest associations of my life are con 
 nected with two students bearing your name, who were from 
 Charleston. 
 
 Father.— My wife and children : I think the keeper has directed 
 us to the Lunatic Asylum, Instead of the abode of convicts. Let 
 us go and ask the keeper to show us to the prison, 
 
 Stephen.— Stop, sir. I now most positively discern the relics of 
 your early features. Were you a student at Cambridge in 1836? 
 Father,— I was. 
 
 Stephen.— And your brother also, who was rescued from a 
 watery grave in Boston Harbor? 
 
 Father (leans against the iron door, and his frame trembles, 
 and his face assumes a deathly palor).— God of Heaven ! And 
 are you the son of Judge Stephen Branch, of Providence, Rhode 
 Island? 
 Ntphcn.—l am, sir. 
 
 Father (iviping sweat from his forehead and tears from his 
 cheeks),— Dear Stephen : Give me your hand, after our long sepa- 
 ration. Alas! my poor brother is dead, whose life you saved In 
 that dreadful squall, in Boston Harbor, twenty-three years ago. 
 (Ml weep, and his eldest daughter sobs aloud.) 
 Stephen.— Where and when did your noble hmther die ? 
 Father.— In Switzerland, ten years since ; and in hii last days 
 he spoke most kindly of you. 
 His Wife (in profuse tears) .—Have you a wife, Mr. Branch ? 
 Stephen,— Neither wife, nor child, nor parents, nor hardly a 
 relative on earth. And I am glad they have gone down to their 
 happy graves. And I almost wish that I was reposing by thelr 
 side. The earth ls no place for me, nor for those who expose the 
 licentious officials and plundering monsters of this age, who allure 
 spotless females into the horrors of prostitution, and drive the 
 friendless masses into cellars and attics and crowded and pesti- 
 lential habitations, and Into the inclement atmosphere. 
 
 Wife.— But why rejoice over the eternal departure of nearly all 
 your kindred? 
 
 Stephen.— Because it would have blighted their health and fond- 
 est hopes to have beheld me In a felon's dungeon. 
 Wife.— But you have committed no crime ? 
 Stephen.— I could not do that. And I am In prison, because I 
 have exposed the crimes, and resisted the gilded bribes of official 
 plunderers for a dozen years, aud utterly refused to join them In 
 their various deeds of infamy. I could have been affluent, and 
 had my liberty, if I had joiued the public thieves, and shared then- 
 plunder. And if my parents were alive, although they would re- 
 joice at my exposure of vicious public men, yet they would weep 
 over the cruelty of those who consigned me to this dungeon, with- 
 out an honorable trial, and rudely thrust me into the chain-gang 
 of the quarries, and even yearn for my life. 
 Wife— Yours seems a hard fate ? 
 Stephen.— Yes ; mine is indeed a mournful destiny. 
 Her Eldest Daughter (whose lovely eyes gleam with tears).— 
 I weep over your misfortunes. I have often heard my dear uncle, 
 whose life vou saved at the peril of your own, speak of you in 
 tones of deep affection, and here Is a diamond breastpin he gave 
 me in Switzerland, on the Lake of Geneva, on a tranquil moon- 
 . t evening, only ten days before his soul's departure for the 
 spirit realms. Take it, dear Mr. Branch, and keep it in remem- 
 brance of his affectionate niece. To no other being would I pre- 
 sent a sacred gift of my departed uncle. 
 
 Stephen (with overwhelming emotion).— Please accept my pro 
 roundest gratitude for your precious donation, which I will wear 
 near a heart that dearly loved your departed uucle, with whom 1 
 passed some of the happiest hours of my life. 
 
 The Youngest Daughter (who is about ten years old).— Dear 
 Mr. Branch : Will you take this sweet rose from me, and let me 
 kiss you through the grate? 
 
 Stephen.— O God ! This is too much for my poor nerves. (I 
 shed copious tears, and all weep,) Yos, my pretty little girl, you 
 can kiss me through the grate. (And her father holds her up. 
 nd I place my pale, and cold, and haggard check to a perfora- 
 tion of my cell door, and this affectionate little girl impirnts a 
 fervent kiss, which I cordially reciprocate.) 
 
 Father.— God has blessed me with great prosperity, and I will 
 devote my fortune to your restoration to liberty. 
 
 Stephen.— Mr. Ashmead, my able and faithful Counsel, assures 
 mc that I will soon emerge from prison, through the Supremo Ju- 
 diciary. I most sincerely thank you for your extraordinary gene- 
 rosity, and for the visit of yourself and wife, and daughters, whom 
 I will cherish all my days. 
 
 Father.— When you obtain your liberty, you must come to 
 Charleston, where you will be received with our wannest hospi- 
 tality. 
 
 Wife. — If you come, you shall never leave us. 
 
 Eldest Daughter.— You shall have the vacant seat of my uncle 
 
 at our table. 
 
STEPHENH. BRANCH'S AXJLIQ-ATOR. 
 
 Youngest Daughter.— Yes ; and I will kiss you again— won't 1 1 
 mother? — when you come to Charleston. 
 
 Mother.— Yea, my dear child ; and you shall give him the sweet- 
 est rose In our garden. 
 
 Youngest Daughter.— That I will, and pretty flowers, too. 
 
 Father*— Good by, Mr. Branch. (Strives to get hie hand I 
 through the perforated door, but can clasp my fingers with but 
 two of hie. Good by, sir — good by. 
 
 Wife*— Good by, Mr. Branch. I hope you will be restored to 
 freedom. 
 
 Eldest Daughter— Good by, Mr. Branch. 1 shall think of you 
 with kindness, after I am gone, and I shall yearn to see you at our 
 home In Carolina. 
 
 'Youngest Daughter.— Good by, dear Mr. Branch, and I want 
 you to give me another kiss before I go. (I frins her, and receive 
 many in return.) Good by, and you must not forget to come to 
 Charleston, when these bad men let you out of prison. Good by, 
 dear Mr. Branch, and I hope you will not be lonely and cry much 
 after we have gone far away from you. Good by, Mr. Branch, 
 
 Step/ten,— Farewell, kind friends, and may God ever bless you 
 for your noble sympathy. (All go, and I prostrate my si f on my 
 oot, and am in prayers and tears long after their mournful de- 
 parture, 
 
 I cut these lines from a newspaper when I 
 was a boy. I think they bore the Christian 
 name of a lady. I am no poet, and do not 
 know their merit. Perhaps Bryant or Pren- 
 trico can discern their beauties. Let pure and 
 pensive and wild enthusiasts scan them for 
 congenial spirits, and I think they will preserve 
 these curious meditations which have been in my 
 scrap-book since I was a pale youth, with my 
 classic satchel, in the schools of Rhode Island. 
 Those editors who copy these lines must not 
 credit them to Stephen II. Branch, but they 
 should say that they came from the jaws of his 
 Alligator, as their author is unknown, and as 
 that Animal introduces them to the public for 
 the first time in thirty years : 
 
 MIDNIGHT MEDITATIONS. 
 Earth lies dumb before me, and the shadowa 
 Of midnight cast their dim forme athwart It. 
 Quiet is brooding o'er a silent world, 
 And the soft hush of slumber seals each lid. 
 Night Istoo fair for sleep : with me thought wakes 
 And treads in distant paths, where human step 
 Ne'er left an echo on the vacant air. 
 The gorgeous canopy of heaven Is wrapped 
 In silvery haze : Genu of uncounted wealth 
 Bestud the lofty concave ; and the bright 1 
 Moon seems rolling like a fiilvery ball 
 Across the trackless tether, mantling the earth 
 In glory ;— while her mellowed light 
 Falls on my spirit with a holy calm, like that 
 Of heaven. Tell us — why are we chained to earth ? 
 *TIs far too gross for the Immortal mind. 
 Which yearns for higher renhniB, and pants In vain 
 For the full measure of perfection. Oh ! 
 I have gazed upon night'B starry volume, 
 Till I have read long lessons of delight, 
 And drank the raptures of another world. 
 Thought, living thought, bums to embrace the whole 
 Of those deep mysteries eternity 
 Conceals from mortal understanding ; and 
 The mind speaks out, and questions every beam 
 Which falls from the bright reservoir of heaven- 
 Interrogates each plant and breathing thing- 
 Retires within Itself, and calls- up every 
 Faculty — sends powerful fancy forth to 
 Search through untrod regions, but Bpends lta paw*rS 
 Unsatisfied, till it sinks down at last 
 Exhausted by its own Intensity. 
 
 for a walk among those stars of light. 
 Where grandeur fills Immensity ! I long 
 To fling my soul upon the pinions of 
 Eternity, and revel in the blaze 
 Of glory unrevealed— to gaze upon 
 The light that emanates from God's vast throne, 
 And hear the music of the rolling Bpheres 
 As they revolve In mystic circles round 
 The deep centre of unknown attraction. 
 Spirits of heaven are hov'ring round me, 
 And breathe sweet Bongs of rapture in my ear. 
 The rustle of their wings Is like the sigh 
 Of leaves, when the soft zephyr moves among 
 Their qulv'ring branches. Their hallowed voices 
 Wake the eternity within me, and warm 
 Aspirations rise from my heart's altar m 
 To the great throne of Uncreated Power, 
 The wings of seraphim seem wafting me 
 In thought far through the bright and boundless ether. 
 for the freedom of unbodied life ! 
 To rove where thought ne'er ventured— where fancy 
 Halts, her swift wing wearied in its lofty flight, 
 
 1 gaze upon the stars, and drink the full 
 Glory of the midnight heavens— and breathe 
 
 The breath of spiritual existence, 
 
 Till my soul beats, like a captive bin!. 
 
 Against Its prison grates, and longs to soar away, and mix 
 
 With Immortality. 
 
 Are not the stars 
 Immortal? Do they not live forever 
 In a joy of light ? Have they not lookcdMown 
 From age to age upon this distant world 
 And watched its evolutions ? Viewed its face 
 Change beneath the whelming flood— its cities 
 Sink beneath the earthquake's shock— its mountains 
 Belch destruction— its boasted empires fall— 
 Its armies crushed in battle— its proud kingB 
 Fade from earth— its ancient monumental 
 Grandeur crumble Into dust ? Yet they roll on, 
 Creatures of life, a beaming essence, 
 A mysterious throng of heavenly 
 Pageantry. But Is there not a region 
 Far above that envious height ; above 
 The stare ; where beings live forever, and 
 No darkness comeB ; where light exists for ages. 
 Unborrowed from the sun ; where storms dim not 
 Its brightness ? and where rapture never dies? 
 Yes, far above the sky-bound celling, there 
 Is light — eternal light— Joy unsubdued, 
 And everlasting life ! 
 
 Ib there such a 
 Thing as sin? I feel It not. This is a 
 Holy hour. Nothing exists to me but 
 Heaven, and heaven's pure habitants ; all worldly 
 Thoughts are drowned in high communing. Is thew 
 Such a thing as pain ? I know it not, who 
 Oft have known it. Heaven's high-wrought happiness 
 Is mine. This is a peaceful hour, and I 
 Could deem myself already entered on 
 Immortal ground, did not this clog of clay 
 Assure me I am yet of earth, and have. 
 Perchance, long years of pain, and wo, and sin 
 To witness, and the dark vale of death is 
 Yet unpassed by me, though ever near. Well, 
 If it must be so, welcome the hour that 
 Breaks these mortal shackles, and lets loose my' I 
 Spirit on the wings of life, to find its 
 Native element and long sought home, if 
 Heaven at last be mine, Congenial spirit* 
 Of unknown existence ! would that your forme 
 Could be perceived by mortal eyes, that I 
 Might hold sweet converse with you, and forget 
 That lam mortal. 
 
 Oh ! there is that 
 Within, which tells me I was destined for 
 A higher sphere ; that heaven was made for me ; 
 For a.i— if we accept the gift, and mount 
 Faith's ladder, as the word of life directs 
 This life Is not our destiny ; 'tis but 
 A prelude to a state eternal, a 
 Mere beginning of existence, when once 
 Begun, that ne'er shall cease to be. Life ! Life ! 
 What art thou now— what art thou doomed to be? 
 A shade ; a substauce ; dream ; reality ; 
 A blessing or a curse ; a moment here ; 
 Hereafter an eternity ! Dread thought. 
 Eternity ! Eternity ! My soul 
 Is lost in that vast subject, and I shrink 
 Appalled from the unmeasured time to come. 
 No more I ask to know its bidden Bpace; 
 'Twill soon unfold to me, and I shall dwell 
 Forever In its changeless realm ; no more 
 To feel emotions known on earth, or think 
 As now I think, or live as now I live ; 
 'Till then, " the mysteries of fat* axe hid," 
 And all lie buried in a world to come. 
 
 A LADY M. D. OCCULIST AND AURIST RESTORES 
 toSteht from Blindness, Amaurosis, Granulated Eye Lids 
 and Weak and Sbxe Even of any standing ; opening Tear Glands, 
 removma Cataracts, Scums, Films, Ulcers, Tumors, Cancer Ac., 
 without operation or pain. Persons wearing spectacles perm* 
 turelr enabled to do without them by recovering the natural 
 tone of the eye Those of the aged strengthened and restored to 
 the natural form or convexity. Vorst of eas.* treated smvess- 
 fLilly, as seen at the Inflnnwry, from 12 M to 2 P, M., on Mondays, 
 Wednesdays and Fridays. 
 
 NO. 666 SIXTH AVENUE, NEW YORK 
 
 (FrssT Floor, Rooms Nos. 1, 2 & X) 
 Abundant personal references given that her remedies are harm- 
 less, and her cures performed without operation or the slightest 
 pain 
 
 FALL ELECTION. 
 
 State or New -York, ) 
 
 Office of the Seohetary of State, > 
 
 Albany. August 2, 1668. ) 
 To the Sheriff of the County of New York: 
 Olll— NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN, THAT AT THE GE- 
 O nend Election to be held in tliis State on the Tuesday succeed- 
 ing the first Monday in November next, the following officers are 
 to be elected, to wit : 
 
 A Governor, in the place of John A, King ; 
 
 A Lieutenant Governor, In the place of Henry R. Selden ; 
 
 A Canal Commissioner, In the place of Samuel B. Ruggles, ap- 
 pointed in place of Samuel S. Whallon, deceased ; 
 
 An Inbpector of State Prisons, in the place of William A. 
 Russell ; 
 
 All whose terms of office will expire on the last day of Decem- 
 ber next. , TT , . 
 
 A Representative In the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United 
 States, for the Third Congressional District, composed of the 
 First, Second, Third, Fifth and Eighth Wards in the city of New 
 
 A Representative In the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United 
 States, for the Fourth Congressional District, composed of the 
 Fourth, Sixth, Tenth and Fourteenth Wards in the city of New 
 
 A Representative in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United 
 States, for the Fifth Congressional District, composed of the Sev- 
 enth and Thirteenth Wards of the city of New York, and the 
 Thirteenth, Fourteenth, Fifteenth and Sixteenth Wards of Brook- 
 
 ' A* Representative in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United 
 States, for the Sixth Congressional District, composed of the 
 Eleventh, Fifteenth and Seventeenth Wards in the City of New 
 
 A Representative in the Thirty-sixth Congress of the United 
 States for the Seventh Congressional District, composed of the 
 Ninth, Sixteenth, and Twentieth Wards In the City of New 
 
 And also, a Representative In the Thirty-sixth Congress of the 
 United States for the Eighth Congressional District, composed of 
 the Twelfth, Eighteenth, Nineteenth. Twenty-first, and Twenty- 
 second Wards in the City of New York. 
 
 COUNTY OFFICERS ALSO TO I!E ELECTED FOR SAID 
 COUNTY. 
 
 Seventeen Members of Assembly : 
 
 A Sheriff, in the place of James C. Wlllett ; 
 
 A County Clerk, in the place of Richard B. Connolly : 
 
 Four Coroners, in the place of Frederick W. Perry, Edward 
 Connery, Robert Gamble and Samuel C. Hills ; 
 
 All whose terms of office will expire on the last day of December 
 
 The attention of Inspectors of Election and County Canvassers 
 is directed to Chapter S30 of Laws of 1858, a copy of which is 
 printed for Instructions In regard to their duties under said law. 
 "submitting the question of calling a Convention to revise the 
 Constitution and amend the same to the people of the State.' 
 
 Chap. 320. 
 AN ACT to submit the question of calling a Convention to revise 
 the Constitution and amend the same, to the People of the 
 State: 
 
 Passed April 17, 1S5S— three-fifths being present. _ 
 
 The People of the Slate of New York, represented in Senate 
 and Assembly, do enact as follows : 
 
 Seotion 1. The Inspectors of Election in each town, ward, and 
 election district in this State, at the annual election to be held in 
 November next, shall provide a proper box to receive the ballots 
 of the citizens of this State entitled to vote for members of the 
 Legislature at such election. On such ballot shall be written or 
 printed, or partly written and printed by those voters who are In 
 favor of a Convention, the words: "Shall there be a Convention 
 to Revise the ( ^institution and amend the same ? Yes." And by 
 those voters who are opposed thereto, the words: " Shall there be 
 a Convention to Revise the Constitution and amend the same ? 
 No " And all citizens entitled to vote as aforesaid shall be allow- 
 ed to vote by ballot »8 aforesaid, In the election district In which 
 he resides, and not elsewhere. 
 
 52 So much of the articles one, two and three, of title four, or 
 chanter one hundred and thirty, of an act entitled "Ad, act re- 
 specting elections other than for militia and town officer, passed 
 April fifth eighteen hundred and forty-two, and the acta amcuding 
 the same as regulates the manner of conducting elections and 
 challenges, oaths to be administered, and inquiries to be made, of 
 persons offering to vote, shall be deemed applicable to the votes to 
 be given or offered under the act ; and the manner of voting and 
 challenges, and the penalties for false swearing, prescribed by law, 
 are hereby declared in full force and effect In voting or offering to 
 vote under this act. ... ., , 
 
 6 2 The said votes given for and against a convention, in pursu- 
 ance of this act, shall be canvassed by the Inspectors of the several 
 election districts or polls of the said election in the manner pre- 
 scribed by law, and as provided in article four, of title four, of 
 chapter one hundred and thirty of the said act, passed Apnl fifth, 
 eighteen hundred and forty -two, and the actB amending the same, 
 as far as the same are applicable ; and such canvass shall be com- 
 pleted bv ascertaining the whole number of votes given In each 
 election district or poll for a convention, and the whole number or 
 voles given against such convention, in the lorm aforesaid ; and 
 the result being found, the inspectors shall make a statement in 
 words at lull length, of the number of ballots received in relation 
 to such convention, and shall also state in words, at full length, 
 the whole number of ballots having thereon the words. Shall 
 there be. a Convention to revise the Constitution and amend the 
 same? No" Such statements as aforesaid shall contain a cap- 
 tion, stating the day on whieh, and the number of the district, the 
 town or ward, and the county at which the election was held, and 
 at the end thereof a certificate that such statement is correct in ail 
 respects, which certificate thai] he subscribed by aU the "specters, 
 anda true copy of such statement shall he Immediately filed by 
 them in the office of the clerk ofthe town or city. 
 
 84. Th •iginal statements, duly certified as aforesaid sun 1 .be 
 
 delivered by trie inspectors, or one of them to be deputed for that 
 
 fTlHE FINEST ILLUSTRATED WORK EVER ISSUED 
 
 THE UFe"'ik''\VELS*AND ADVENTURES OF FERDI- 
 NAND DE SOTO , Disci >VEREK OF THE MISSISSIPPI. 
 1 vol 550 pages octavo 30 superb Steel and Wood Engravings, 
 Printed online paper and bound elegantly^ One of these superb 
 Steel Pletes is photographed of the »10,000 painting ordered by 
 Congress, worth the price of the book. 
 
 This book is indispensable to every library. Pronounced by 
 The New York Herald to be " the most interesting book In the 
 English language." 10,000 Agents wanted to canvass for this 
 wofk, to whom we will give a district not already taken. 
 
 Sent by mall free of postage od receipt of he money. Post- 
 masters arc allowed 30 per cent on all subscribers they send us- 
 Address 
 
 JAMES T. LLOYD, PubUsher, Philadelphia, Perm. 
 
 purpose, to the supervisor, or, In case there be no supervisor or 
 he shall be disabled from attending the board of convassers, then 
 to one of the assessors of the town or ward, wi hm twenty-four 
 hours after the same shall have been subscribed by such inspec- 
 tors, to be disposed of as other statements at such election, are 
 
 "Tj'IIo 1 much of articles first,, second, third, and fourth of title 
 fifth of chapter one hundred and thirty, of the act entitled, An 
 actrespeeting elections other than for militia and town officers, 
 and the acts amending the same, as regulates he duties of Coun- 
 ty Canvassers and their proceedings, and the duty of County 
 Clerks, and tin- Secretary of State, and the Board of State Can- 
 vassers shall be applied to the canvassing and ascertaining the 
 will of the people of this State In relation to the proposed con- 
 vention ; and if it shall appear that a majority of the votes or 
 ballots given in and returned as aforesaid are against a conven- 
 tion, the, the said canvassers are required to certify and declare 
 that fad by a certificate, subscribed by them and filed with the 
 Secretary of State ; but if it shall appear by the said canvass that 
 a majority of Ihe ballots or votes given as aforesaid are for a con- 
 vention then they shall by like certificates, to be filed as afore- 
 said declare that 'fact ; and the said Secretary shall common cat* 
 a cony of such certificate to both blanches of the Legislature, 
 St tic opening of the next session thereof. > ours, respectfully. 
 ^ GIDEON J. TUCKER, Secretary of State. 
 SnERiFT's Orricr, ( 
 
 New Yore, August 4, 1858. I 
 The above is published pursuant to the notice ot the Secretary 
 of State™ and tie requirements of the Statute la such ease mada 
 and provided. 
 

 STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S 
 
 WEEKLY STAR, 
 
 Vol. 1.— No. 13. 
 
 OFFICE, 14 & 16 ANN STREET. 
 
 Price One Cent. 
 
 NKW YORK, SATURDAY, AUGUST 18, 1860. 
 
 A NEW YORK CLERGYMAN IN 
 THE DOMESTIC SLAVE TRADE ! 
 
 Rev. George Polls, Pastor of the University Place 
 Presbyterian Church, liviwj on the proceeds of 
 the sale of fifty -six Slaves ! 
 
 A few weeks since we published a review of por- 
 tions of a Thanksgiving sermon preached by the 
 Rev. Dr. George Potts, of New York, in Novem- 
 ber, 185!), in which he uttered abolition sentiments 
 of the most decided cast, and inveighed against j 
 the " language of the statute books that degraded j 
 human beings to the level of a chattel, as shocking 
 to the common sense of Christendom, and entirely 
 beyond vindication." Dr. Potts had further seen 
 fit to say that " the crying evil of the system of 
 tlavery was the liability to the breaking up of the 
 domestic bond, by the separation of families ;" 
 that " it demanded as prompt redress as can be 
 applied," and that the existence of these separa- 
 tions at all " was at war with the fundamental 
 principles of Christian rights and duties." Com- 
 menting upon this language, we felt called upon to 
 obaerve : 
 
 " Itisnotsuch as coming from one who had spent 
 fifteen years at the south ; who owned slaves here 
 and thought it no sin; who sold his family slaves 
 when he left here without fear of the vengeance 
 of the Almighty, and who now enjoys the fruits of 
 •lave labor and slave property— it is not such as 
 we expected, coming from him. His sentiments 
 «annot be and are not the doctrine of his church. 
 There now lies before us a file of the Natchez 
 Courier, of January, 1854, in which, in a suit 
 against that reverend gentleman, his large planta- 
 tion of 1,200 acres in Washington county, together 
 with fifty-six slaves, all set forth by name, and 
 their natural increase for the preceding sixteen 
 years, are. exposed for sale, and that, too, without 
 » word being said about "the breaking up of the 
 domestic bond by the separation of families," or 
 the " degradation of human beings to the level of 
 chattels," about which the doctor in the year 1869 
 •o fearfully and glibly mourns. If he has ever 
 thought the system abhorrent, where was his con- 
 science from 1828 to 1854." 
 
 in the discharge of duty, and to set ourselves preach before a sympathizing congregation about 
 right, but agaiu to allude to it, and to let his ; the language of "Southern statute books dearad- 
 denuueiatory sermon be judged in the light of j iug human beings to the level of " chattels," and 
 facts which must be well remembered by him, as J to arouse them to a realization of how shocking a 
 they are ready to be proven by the judicial I thing it is, and how entirely beyond vindication to 
 records of our State. . • speak ol chattels at all ; and how inhuman and 
 
 We supposed that the sale referred to was to how much at war with Christian rights and duties 
 
 satisfy a judgment against Dr. Potts ; and thought 
 him censurable, that if he had given a mortgage 
 upon fifty-six slaves and their natural increase, he, 
 entertaining the views thus expressed, had not 
 provided in that mortgage against " any breaking 
 
 it is to expose human beings to the breaking up 
 of domestic bonds, and to the separation o: fami- 
 lies. 
 
 After his Thanksgiving Philippic to his no doubt 
 delighted auditory in the Fifth avenue, New York, 
 
 up of the domestic bond by the separation of j we should like to have read in his and their heariu 
 families," in case the exigenoie*of life or business the record of his long continued and strenuous 
 should compel the foreclosure of the mortgage J endeavors, success*! at last, to realise out of 
 and the sale of the property so conveyed; and! such chattels his £18,892 and his ten per cent- 
 hence the comparative mildness of the censure 
 
 we cast upon the wide inconsistency between his 
 views in 1838 and 1854. 
 
 But the facts are really different, and show a 
 more glaring inconsistency, and a much grosser 
 fault upon the part of Dr. Potts, than we had sup- 
 posed. Dr. Potts was not the real defendant in 
 the suit, but was really the plaintiff; and it was 
 on his application that the negroes were sold, and 
 to defray the debt due him. The mortgage was 
 executed to him iu May. 1838, to secure a debt of 
 $18,892, with ten per cent, interest thereon; and 
 the suit was commenced by him in the 
 District Chancery Court at Natchez, to foreclose 'sale of I 
 tin's mortgage. An English house (Deunistoun j increase. 
 
 interest for nearly fourteen years. 
 
 We have wondered somewhat why Dr. Potts has 
 never replied to our notice of his sermon. We 
 gave him every opportunity, and sent him a 
 marked copy. We can now understand the motive 
 of his silence :— " The least said, the soouest men- 
 ded." 
 
 So again, good night ! 
 
 I must be cruel only to be kind ; 
 
 Thus bad begins— but worse remains behind ! 
 
 Good bye, Dr. Potts. The next Thanksgiving 
 
 sermon against slavery had better be preached by 
 
 Southern j some one who is not enjoying the fruits of the 
 
 chattels " and their natural 
 
 & Co.) intervened in order to render a subsequent 
 mortgage given to them by the same party avail- 
 able, and the contest was really between George 
 Potts and Deunistoun & Co., which should save 
 their money, principal and interest, out of the 
 plantation and fifty-six "chattels," and the 
 natural increase of those "chattels;" and that, 
 too, without the slightest reference to the " domes- 
 tic bonds " of those " chattels," orany consequent 
 " family separations," so long as the amount due 
 and interest for years at ten per cent, could be 
 secured thereby. 
 Dr 
 
 The reader is referred to vol. 4 " Cushmau's 
 Mississippi Reports," pages Vi etseq., for any fur- 
 ther information in regard to the appeal case of 
 Dennistoun vs. Potts ffaltyhez Courier, of Mis- 
 sissippi. 
 
 Had we known fully the facts of the case thus 
 briefly relerred to, our language in regard to Dr. 
 Potts would have been much more severe. We 
 knew enough to be sure of the lack of Christian 
 propriety, consistency or moderation, which his 
 •ermon evinced; but, to spare the feelings of one 
 ifho stood so high in this community, we avoided 
 ising expressions which would have been per- 
 fectly justifiable. A further tracing, however, of 
 •he case to which we referred, leaves us no choice 
 
 VERY PROPER. 
 
 It has been reported for some time that the 
 fattest thieves of New York contemplate a visit to 
 Potts succeeded in the Chancery District! the Fowlers at Sing Sing and Cuba— Frank 
 Court, and Messrs. Dennistoun & Co. appealed, and Ike— the first an Emigrant thief, and the 
 The case was argued and re-argued before the last a Post Office robber. 1 dreamed the 
 High Court, and decided in April, 1853. The other night that Manhattan Island would soon 
 decision was that Dr. Potts' mortgage on these ' be destroyed by an earthquake, and 1 fear 
 "chattels" held priority to that of the .Messrs. my vision will be fulfilled. 1 don't see how all 
 Dennistoun; and that Dr. Potts' ten percent. America can be saved from the contamina- 
 interest was not an usurious transaction, as was ting influences of .the public thieves of New York, 
 alleged, it being to secure a loan of money. The save in the utter destruction of Manhattan Island, 
 sale of " chattels " was ordered in January, 1854, It sterns hard for the virtuous to be engulphed 
 without a word being said about " family separa- ! with the vicious, but there seems to be no alter- 
 tions," and the sale was accordingly made. The native. The strong sympathy of the uncaged 
 Rev. Dr. Potts received his principal and ten per , public thieves for their caged and exiled brethren, 
 cent, interest, in all about $40,000, which he I demands a' speedy and terrible retfibutioni 
 securely invested in other property, and upon the ! Or America will be a den 
 
 interest of which he now lives in affluence, to Of devils in the forms of men. 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S WEEKLY STAR. 
 
 A TREMENDOUS ALDERMAN1C 
 
 CONTEST 
 
 BETWEEN DRAKE AN'I) SKAGRIST. 
 
 The approaching struggle between William 
 Drake and Nicholas Seagrist, for Alderman of the 
 Twenty-second Ward will closely resemble the 
 contest between the American and British Cham- 
 pions nt Farnborongh. I learn that the betting is 
 in favor of Drake, who twice represented the 
 Twenty second Ward in the Common Council. 
 Bill Prake is a powerful man, and I pity the being 
 who receives n blow from his mighty arm. While 
 he navigated tiie beautiful Hudson, he was called 
 Commodore Drake, and was considered the very 
 soul of chivalry, and in the most terrible midnight 
 storms, would pursue his way towards Albany 
 when all other navigators sought shelter in the 
 coves beneath the Hudson's mighty cliffs. On land 
 or sea, Bill Drake is regarded as a daring soldier 
 and mariner, and while an Alderman he wa6 the 
 prolific source of wit and hilarity, and always kept 
 the Board in a roar. I hear that thousands of 
 electors desire his return to the Board of Alder- 
 men, and that much dissatisfaction is evinced in 
 the Twenty-second Ward at Alderman Seagrist's 
 course in reference to the Japanese Bill and other 
 matters. Although he did not finally vote for the 
 appropriation, yet it is said that he secretly favored 
 the action of the infamous Japanese Committee, 
 who gave him a large number of tickets which he 
 sold at very high prices. I know nothing of these 
 reports, bnt they are whispered all over the city, 
 and have been published in the daily and weekly 
 public journals. If Alderman Seagrist is innocent, 
 it is his duty to deny them under a question of 
 privilege in the Board, or publish a card in the 
 papers without delay. There iB said to be un- 
 paralleled excitement in the Twenty-Becond Ward 
 about the approaching Aldermanic election, and 
 
 betting seems largely in favor of the gallant Drake. 
 
 . m. » i^»*-* 
 
 THE JAPANESE EXPENSES. 
 Scene— JSrotm Stone's Hotel. Shylock, Jeffer- 
 son Bkick and Liver, present. 
 
 Broum Stone.— Well, Shylock, how are the Bulls 
 and Bears to-day? 
 
 Biiylock. — They are fighting as usual, like the 
 Bulls of Spain and the Bears of California. 
 
 Jefferson Brick.— I must go to the office, as I 
 have a long editorial to write on the Japanese ap- 
 propriation. 
 
 B. S.— Ah, yes— well, Jeff., go it strong for onr 
 hotel, and all will be right. 
 
 Liver. — How much will be onr share? The 
 " Times'' are hard you know. Bonner don't adver- 
 tise much now, and Tammany Hall is down, and 
 Tiemann and Cooper are lame ducks, and Greeley 
 is triumphant at Chicago, and Weed is dead at 
 Albany, and we have no pap at Washington or 
 elsewhere, and altogether we are in a tight place, 
 and in view of all this, perhaps it will be well to 
 have a very definite nnderstanding. What say 
 you, Brown Stone ? 
 
 jj. S.—O. Liver, don't you be alarmed. I'll do 
 the clean thing. If you do it up brown and help 
 us get the appropriation through the Common 
 Council, your share shall perfectly satisfy yon. 
 
 i. If you deceive us, we shall open terrible 
 
 batteries on your old sores. (Shylock and Jefferson 
 Brick nod assent to Liver's threat). 
 
 B. 8. — I understand you. and you shall be satis- 
 fied. List! I hear music and cannon, and I do 
 believe the Japanese are coming up Broadway.' 
 (He looks out of the window.) My eyes! they are 
 within ten blocks. 
 
 8. — I guess we will retire, as oar presence might 
 excite suspicion. 
 
 J. B — And I think so too. 
 
 i.— Audi. 
 
 B. 8. — No, gents, you must remain and be intro- 
 duced tc tlie Japanese. 
 
 Trio. — You must excuse us. (A basket of Cham- 
 pagne is broke'), and they drink and sing, "0 
 we are a band of brothers," and the trio leave, and 
 Brown Stone and his illustrious brothers take their 
 position on the balcony to behold the Japanese, 
 On their way 
 Up Broadway. 
 
 ( To be. continued. ) 
 
 SCOTCH TOADS. 
 
 Bennett is puffing and blowing the Prince of 
 Wales into a balloon, and while he thus enacts the 
 toad himself, he warns others to beware of fulsome 
 adulation of the Prince. Bennett only lives to 
 punish the Fifth Avenue aristocracy for his long 
 ejection from their pleasing society, and he finds 
 that he can deeply plunge his steel into their hearts, 
 through his 6laves Wood and Buchanan. For 
 through these high officials he recently monopolized 
 the Japanese, and would not let the Fifth Avenue 
 aristocracy see them without kissing his hands and 
 toeB, and now he hopes to monopolize the Prince 
 of Wales through Wood and Buchanan. His only 
 formidable rivals are wealthy British American 
 residents, and lie has almost silenced their opposi- 
 tion, and is in a fair way to have the Prince all to 
 himself, when he will sweetly repose on his laurels, 
 and revel and reel and totter and expire in the 
 absence of more warriors and princes and sove- 
 reigns to conquer. 
 
 And then in turn the worms will feast 
 On the carcase of this vile beast. 
 
 A BLOODY STRUGGLE 
 CONGRESS. 
 
 FOR 
 
 -*-•»• 
 
 WHITEWASH. 
 
 I wonder what Jefferson Brick got for his receut 
 whitewash of the notorious Erben. It won't do, 
 Henry. You must get a better endorser than the 
 bogus presbyteriau of these degenerate " Times." 
 Try old satan. He may possibly restore you to 
 good society. 
 
 Ben Wood, Dan Sickles, Amor Williamson, 
 Hiram Walbridge, and Steve Branch are in the 
 field for Congress, and are marshaling their forces 
 from sun to sun. Ben and Dan rely on the " Re- 
 peaters" — Amor on the "Masons" — Hiram on the 
 Boarding House Keepers — and Steve on the 
 patriots of '7(5. 1 ran for Alderman, Congress, 
 Mayor and for the Alms House. I got a few votes 
 for Alderman and Congress, one vote for Mayor, 
 which was my own, and two hundred and fifty 
 votes for the Alms House, which was not very 
 flattering, as the dear people seemed the most in- 
 clined to send me to the Poor House. But I shall 
 persevere, and if I do reach Congress, my golly, 
 
 How the feathers will fly, 
 
 Not towards the fair sky, 
 
 But where big demons lie 
 
 In wait for thieves that die, 
 
 Down in the blazing pit, 
 
 Where they soon will be lit. 
 
 And roasted forever 
 
 For stealing pale silver. 
 
 REPORTS. 
 
 It is said that the invisible proprietors of " Tiit 
 Daily World " have purchased the " New York 
 Sun," and that the subscribers and advertisers of 
 the latter will be transferred to the former as 
 rapidly as possible. The " World" proprietors 
 have their cannibal eyes and jaws and claws on 
 the " Neic York Daily Times," and then the 
 '• Herald .'" But they will have a mighty hard 
 scuffle before they get my " Star" in their fangs. 
 There is not gold enough in the " World" to bay 
 my brilliant and priceless and glorious " Star," 
 which I will love and defend 
 
 Till time with me shall be no more, 
 And Sexton Brown knocks at my door. 
 
 A PRECOCIOUS VILLAIN. 
 
 Ifreally seems, as 1 go to press, that the Com 
 mon Council has agreed to eject Tappan and 
 Craven, and appoint Wood-and-Bennett Crotou 
 Commissioners. I predicted this three weeks 
 since, and as Bennett now recommends the 
 payment of the Japanese bill immediately, and 
 as the Wood-Bennett-Chatfield injunction proves, 
 as 1 predicted, a flash in the pan, and got up 
 to coerce the Common Council into the appoint- 
 ment of Wood-Bennett Croton Commissioners— in 
 view of all this, 1 gue?s that the money will soon be 
 paid, and Wood-Bennett Croton Commissioners 
 appointed. Bennett is a precocious villian, and 
 loves money and power as intensely at seventy- 
 five as he did at twenty-five years old. 
 
 CLEAR THE TRACK. 
 
 Blow the bugle and bang the drums, 
 And stretch your eyes when Purdy comes 1 
 It is not probably known to this | eneration that' 
 in H23 the triumphant rider of " Eclipse " was the 
 uncle of Elijah P. Purdy, the great " War Horst " 
 of the present age and Supervisor of the County. 
 And it is not also generally known that Elijah is to 
 ran a mighty race in the Congressional arena in 
 the coming Autumn, when it is supposed he will 
 sadly distance all his antagonists. Indeed, one of 
 his constituents told me the other day, that Purdy 
 would Eclipse his distinguished uncle, and run 
 like a whirlwind on the storm— or like Mazeppa in 
 the wilderness — or like the impetuous steeds of 
 Murat, Napoleon, Washington, Jackson aud Gari- 
 baldi, amid the havoc and thunders of battle. 
 
 On ! Purdy ! on ! 
 
 To Washington ! 
 
 And vote to hang 1 
 
 The traitors' gang I 
 
STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S WEEKLY STAR. 
 
 IMPORTANT. 
 
 Advertisers must briug their advertisements by 
 nine o'clock in the evening. It is utterly impossi- 
 ble to work off my stupendous and overshadowing 
 edition in time for my subscribers, if my adverti- 
 sers are so dilatory." Classification is out of the 
 question, as the classification column is deluged 
 now. This noticemust be regarded as peremptory, 
 from which there can be no a ppeal ! 
 
 E 
 
 R. WEBB & CO.. 
 
 THE JAPANESE RECEPTION BILL 
 
 KOSSUTH ENTERTAINMENT. 
 
 The Japanese Embassy and their suite — some 
 seventy persons in all — were here thirteen days. 
 For keeping them at the Metropolitan Hotel, riding 
 in carriages, and Q nsic and bad entertainment, the 
 eitv is charged $10 
 
 On the lGth of K vemb r, 1861, Kossuth and 
 suite — altogether numbering sixty-seven — arrived 
 in this city. They were entertained at the Irving 
 House, then the leading hotel of' New York. A 
 month and ten days they were the city's guests. 
 During that time theyfeasted on the best the New 
 York market afforded, enjoyed tarriage riding to 
 their heart's content, and had two balls given in 
 their honor. The total billsfortheir entertainment 
 footed up tl9,not), of which $10,000 was the hotel 
 bill. Agains the payment of the hotel bill two or 
 three Aldermen stoutly protested, insisting that it 
 was extravagant. The bill, however, was paid, 
 and thus wound up this reception of nne years 
 ago. 
 
 New York is a great city. Look on the two pic- 
 tores. Comment is unnecessary. — World. 
 
 110 Fulton, and 16 and Is Dutch Sts. 
 PRINTERS' FURNISHING WAREHOUSE. 
 Dealers in all kinds of printing materials, news- 
 paper, card and job presses, and manufacturers 
 of wood-type, cases, stands, reglet. &c. 
 
 A large assortment of second hand type and 
 presses always on hand. 
 
 Boxwood and Mahogany lor Engravers. 
 
 Stamps of all kinds engraved to order. 
 E. R. Webb G. Dudley Wells 
 
 William Titterton Wm. H. Havens. 
 
 JOHN B. WEBB, Boat Builder. 1 -4 South Street, 
 and 71U and 71i Water street, has a rare assort- 
 mei t of oars, skulls, sweeps, l. indspiki -. gipsey 
 bars, &c, constantly on hand. My boats are ot 
 superior models. Please give me a call. 
 
 JOHN B. WEBB. 
 
 BENJAMIN JONES, Commission dealer iu real 
 csiate. Houses, and stores, and lots for sale iu 
 all parts of the city. Also Farms for sale or 
 exchange. Office next to North-East corner of 
 Forty-Sixth street, in Seventh avenne. 
 
 OSBORN & BROWN, 
 MERCHANT TATLOS& 
 
 No, 9 Chamber Str£eT, (near Chatham.) 
 New York 
 
 GEORGE A . BUCKINGHAM & Co.. 
 
 CIVIL ENGINEERS, 
 
 SUBVEY0B8 ANT) CONTRACTORS. 
 ROADS CONSTRUCTED OR MACADAMIZED, 
 
 PROPRIETORS OF THB PATENT OP THE 
 
 Russ and Excelsior* Iron Pavements, 
 
 Belgian and other Pavements laid to order. 
 
 Office, No. 82 Broadway, 
 
 New York. 
 
 I HAVE RECENTLY ENLARGED MY PLACE. 
 and have Birds. Flowers, Fountains, and the 
 choicest Wines and Brandies. My Bird Care is the 
 largest iu the world, being 40 feet long and 40 
 feet wide, ami to feet Jeep. 
 
 ROBERT ONDERDONK, 
 
 400 Grand st. cor. Clinton. 
 
 iiiiiiiisj mui 
 
 and let me sjy m/tr this KtfosnsoGE/s 
 sscavo o\i.YTo CHiiiSl IPM7YM the benefits 
 
 IT IS CAPABLE Or CONFERRING UPON RANK! KID. 
 LET fJOT MEDICAL /HEN PERSUADE YOU BftAAID: 
 R£7#S Pit LS AREA OJJiCX REMEDY. IT ISNOSUCH 
 
 S^S^firCi-TO vow tor z sStTSn^^ 
 
 >- -- COULD KOT SUPPLY FOH ONE DOLLAR >-? 
 
 Mr HERBS A/HO EXTRACTS ARE Ail PREPARED 
 f.V/WY OWN LABORATORY. WHERE A STEAM ENGINE 
 OFf40 HCFISE ■ POWER IS EMPLOYED EXCLUSIVELY 
 <^>FOR THIS PURPOSE BESIDES AN EXTENSIVE^ 
 
 ^S35jgta riilsYou bisk «££=^ 
 
 s^r^i^B KEN USED KTMHgggS^ 
 SO THATSPSU'./.' . QU FEEL DISPOSED TOTAKEX 
 SBTSOSE YOU mil be CERTAINLY A3LE to live 
 THOUGH THE OPERA TION;AMB YOU MAYA * -V 
 THE LA UG/,' O/V YOUR SIDEjWHENTHE X>OC2:0 B 
 TELLS YOU THAT HE HIT YOUR CASEEXAHTLY li'iT.IT-:/ . 
 &AST 'Kf£0/C/A ! £. SO OH IN THE USE OE THEPIL L S. 
 
 THEY WILL CURE WITHOUT HURTING YOU ft , 
 OAGl/MS. AND IN EVERY WAY IMAASVE TOUR HEALTH, 
 INTACT GIVE YOU SUCH AS WAS ENJOYED BY THE 
 
 (KBBANBRETH'S FRINClPALGfRG? 
 
 C^rr-iS.CAA'&i, STMCT WE'VY 
 
 ^AHnBTBFS AJLTL EM : ! 
 
 MORRIS K. JESUP keeps constantly on hand 
 a very large assortment of Railroad iron. 
 Railroad Chairs, Railroad Spyfci i imotives, 
 
 Cars, Wheels. Axles and Tyres, and will sell all ol 
 . ' iv.- in small or lars qna ttitii - cheap tor 
 at No. 44 !■;■■' in re I <>■.•. 
 
 "HEAL THE SICK ." 
 
 "A fiend □ need is a friend indeed." 1' 
 of the unfortunate are disap] ted of i 
 not calling on Dr. Hunter at first. The 
 
 rian Disj sary, No. 3D viaionStn et.NewYork 
 
 City. E abl bed in 1834, for the preservation 
 of Hu aan Life. 
 
 PATE CONSCLTATJONi — DOCTOR B.CHTI 
 I his attention t 
 
 a certain class, in which be :.. I no less 
 
 than fifteen thi h 
 
 of failure. The rem lie 
 interruption co basinet s orch ,n D 
 
 Hunter is in constan ■ . idam 7 in the 
 
 morning until 10 at night, at his old office. 3 Divis- 
 ion st. Charges mod rate, and o cure guaranteed. 
 Sepai ate i oom i jo tha tin pi tient ees noonebut 
 the Doctor himself. Inviolate secrecy in every in- 
 stance. His great remedy, Hunter's Red Drop, 
 cures certain diseases when regular treatment and 
 all other remedies fail ; cures without dieting or 
 restriction in the habits of the patient; cures with- 
 out the disgusting or sickening effects of all other 
 remedies; cures in new cases in less than six 
 hours; cures without the dreadful consequent ef- 
 fects of mercury, but possesses the peculiarly val- 
 uable property of annihilating the rank and poi- 
 sonous taint that the blood is sure to absorb unless 
 this remedy is used. This is what he claims for 
 it — what no other will accomplish. Its value in 
 this respect has become so well known that scien- 
 tific men in every department of medical knowl- 
 edge begin to appreciate it ; for hardly a week 
 passeE that he is not consulted by druggists, chem- 
 ists, and physicians, in regard to some pitiful pa- 
 tient who has exhausted the whole, field of the 
 faculty, and still the disease will appear. What hu- 
 man being with any pretension to Christianity will 
 say that this medicine shall not be made known 
 far and wide? Its popularity is bo great that there 
 is not a quack doctor in the city that hns not at- 
 tacked it; and when they find 'that their lies are 
 not so easily swallowed, they then pretend that 
 they make it. It is $1 a vial, and cannot be ob- 
 tained genuine anywhere but at the old office, 3 
 Division st. Book, 300 pages for nothing. 
 
 COREY & SON. Merchants Exchange, Wall St., 
 New York. Notary Public and Commissioners. 
 United States Passports issued in 36 hours. BillB 
 of Exchange, Drafts, and Notes protested. Ma- 
 rine protests noted and extended. 
 
 EDWIN F. COREY. 
 EDWIN F. COREY, Jr. 
 
 JOHN B. WEBB. Boat Builder, 718 Water street. 
 My boats are of models and materials unsurpass- 
 ed by those of any boat builder in 1he world. 
 Give me a call, and if] don't please yon, 1 will 
 disdain to charge yon for what does not fully sat- 
 isfy you. 
 
 JOHN B. WEBB. 
 
 s 
 
 PRTNG AND SUMS! Ml!. 
 
 SEASON CLOSING; prices greatly reduced ; 
 saving fully 25 per cent, to the purchaser. 
 
 The most tasty and fashionable assortment of 
 ready made clothing, suitable to all and in every 
 variety. Children's department not excelled. 
 
 P. B. BALDWIN. Nos. 70 and 72 Bowery. 
 The largest store in the Bowery. 
 
 FULTON IRON WORKS. James Murphy* Co. 
 Manufacturers ol marine and land engines, boil 
 ers. ,vc Iron and brass castings. FootofCherrj 
 stn el Cast river. 
 
 j&y We recognize no superior in oar pursuit. 
 
 S i 'i' uFg BILLl M'li ROOM. 
 
 i i el and Broadway, is eluded foi 
 
 renovation and alien. li ns. Di I ihe re- 
 
 opening will be given in this paper. All business 
 order! in the meantime wil be attended t" at the 
 manufactory. 63, 65, 67, and 69 Crosby street. 
 PHI Li v . COl LENDER. 
 
 MACARTHY'S SIGN SHOP, 
 
 IORNER of Ann ant Nas? 
 
 I am ready ! Where's the Job? 
 
 HOC ■ IB PAINTING 
 
 Prompliy Attended to. 
 
 G E E G E Y • S 
 FIRE-PROOF STORAGE WAREHOUSES. 
 
 ESTABUSBED I.\ 1S4.". 
 
 A. S. VOSBUBGH, 
 
 Successor to George J. Gregory, 
 
 3 Beaver Street, and fi Broadway, New 
 York. Office, 8 Beaver Street. 
 
 Refers, by permission, to 
 Messrs. LAWRENCE, GILES * CO.,' 
 LEAYCRAFT & CO. 
 EOYD A. HINCKEN. 
 WM. HULBDRT & CO. 
 DARLING, ALBERTSON k ROSE. 
 JOHN B. THOMPSON. 
 GERARD C. LESTER A -CO. 
 GREER. TURNER & CO, 
 COOPER, HEWITT & CO. 
 " HULMBOE 4 HOADLEY. 
 Mr. JOHN VAN BUREN. 
 " GEORGE W. BEALE. 
 
 J-, 
 
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STEPHEN H. BRANCH'S WEEKLY STAR. 
 
 GENERAL NOTICES. 
 
 SAMUEL SNEDEN, Ship and Steamboat builder, 
 Greenpoint. I am now prepared to build either 
 
 wood or iron steamboats, of any style or magni- nrvTroTQ ivn top prim rr iiqepiii, 
 
 tude, either for river., or the oce/n, at the shortest ; D ^ ?™r.\ S JoSS I^St 
 
 possible notice. o Npn ™ tlreeiinoiiit ' street > has a white substance for all decayed teeth, 
 SAM Ufcb SNEDEN, Greenpoint. , whjch bg ca , u Crystalized Enamel . Iti8 hidestruc- 
 
 L^ocvTrirv uf,,,^, „ lmr ,„ D w „,. TzrvaT : table, free from mercury, and from every other 
 OBENZO MOSES, BUILDER No. 316 WEST objec ' tionable e , e „ ient . fcv it, use, the original 
 Twentieth street, is prepared _to receive orders j for J In of tne teeth „ in be restored, and the front 
 for the erection ol every kind of edifice, and flat- fe ^ e9p( . cia]ly KMpd in tver7 res pect, more sat- 
 ters himself, from his long experience, that he j s f ac torilythan with gold. It has been approved 
 larable domestic and ,.,.,; i.\,„,;..,. 1 v.,. 
 
 can build as elegant and 
 commercial, and public habitations, us any builder 
 in the Western Hemisphere. And all who favor 
 him with their orders, shall not complain of his 
 work, and will receive liis warmest gratitude for 
 their patronage. 
 
 HIRAM ANDERSON, No. 99 Bowery.hns M dal- 
 I Carpets with Borders. Brussels carpets, 
 
 Church carpets, Royal Velvets and Office cai ete 
 Damask and Tile Floor Oil-Cloths. B tgs, Mats 
 Slatting, Window Shad i ' Coi era. 
 
 All the rbove will be sold at low pi 
 
 HIR \M ANDERSON, I B 
 
 T 
 
 tf Brandrelh's ]'■ 
 1 of C. ./. Fay from 131 pouti b to I - 
 pout 'l ■ in in i ■ ■■ i ifAi Read: 
 
 ■ ii, X. J., May 7, ' I 
 
 by six chemists, and by all dentists who have seen 
 it, whose names will be disclosed to all who desire 
 them 
 
 1" i i . ■ proprietor of the a!.- e Invaluable invention 
 offers the recipe to the profession as soon as one 
 housa ! subsci ibers d r'- each are obtained. 
 A. JOHNSON. 
 No. ! Twelfth Street, 
 Formerly of No. 35 Bond Street. 
 
 ALANSOJ NASH, 
 
 i OUNSELLO : AT LAW. 
 
 No. :sb Bekkman St., 
 
 New York. 
 
 TRIMMING MANUFACTURERS B. S. fates 
 
 .. I o., 6 (9 Broadway, N sv. York. Fringes, Cords, 
 
 CB. HATCH, Importer and Jobber of Men's 
 • Furnishing Goods, and Manufacturer of the 
 Golden Hill Shirts, 403 Broadway, New York. 
 
 HL CORWIN'8 New Refreshment Saloon, cor. 
 Front and Beekman streets, under Fultoa 
 Market, New York. 
 
 F 
 
 KRDINAND C. WEYRICH'S 
 
 OYSTER SALOON, 
 
 No. f>4 Greenwich Avenue. 
 Oysters in every style. 
 
 HUGH DAVlES,(suceessortoThomasMalianey,) 
 Tenpin and Ball Manufactory, No. 121 Walker 
 street, corner of Center. Constantly on hand a 
 large assortment of-the above articles of superior 
 quality at very low prices. Any orders from the 
 country promptly attended to. Tenpin Alleys 
 built to order. 
 
 »*-B, ' ,.' IVoprS^SpBVnaf 
 
 o write to yoi I express m >r the I > ' '_ 
 
 to 
 
 rat hs i 
 
 my own ad ii Ireds, aj '. thou-an i 
 
 of o ■ ■■ - P lis. The 
 
 sold your pills in 
 Boston, 183 . ! .'I id h lii I was then in 
 :, i my friends, as 
 well is myself, n] n ised my i irtbly voyage would 
 soon terminati Ir. 1 : id me to take 
 
 ;ii Pills, but having used o a tch 
 
 FULLMER & WOOD, | irriage Manufacturers, 
 230 West Nineteenth street, New York. 
 Horse-shoeing done with despatch, and in the 
 most scientific manner, and on reasonable terms. 
 
 FrRE, 
 wit] 
 
 BURGLAR AND DAMP PROOF SAFES, 
 ith Powder and Burglar Proof Locks. The 
 reputation that the Alum Patent Safes has enjoj 
 
 lino good e :l B i in i I for many years ol perfect impenetrability ol 
 
 ,, | . ,.. indcalmlys bn t to fire mtire freedom from dampness, (the groat evil 
 
 my fate. Mi to give me on do; a of every other safe,) comtaeuds them to thi 
 
 boxes if I would take I pi scribed. By tion of all persons requiriatrprotection from fire and 
 
 i ■ i them, and I ' These safes a. , lie only om - • 
 
 ed i I '.■ i tasagift. I went | ed of heavy angle iron and corner braces, which 
 
 bom md h ent at it most li After tak- 
 
 betti .Well 
 
 i i sed I is [ was a well, 
 
 healthy mat m; weight having gone from 131 
 to 1)2 pounds. I then orde 'd a supply, and be- 
 tween that time and the presjnt, I nave retailed 
 three thousand dollar ' worth ol these in 
 pills, and am quite sure that I have therebj been 
 instrtimer saving not hundreds, but thous- 
 
 ands of liv:-s. Yi ui'S truly, 
 
 i'. .1. FAY, Postmaster. 
 
 Principal office for sale of 
 
 BRANDRETH'S PILLS, 
 
 2. )t Canal street, 
 Also, No. 296 Bowery : Campbell's, corner, 8th 
 Avenue and 2-th street, ami No. 4, Union Square, 
 where advice is given daily without charge. 
 
 Ey. SI'EKRY, (successor -to J. Lane,) Look- 
 ing G! iss"- ril Picture Frames, No. 191,6th 
 Avenue, New-York. 
 
 cannot be cut through. Bankers and Jewelers re- 
 quiring Fire and Burglar proof depositories, or 
 both combined, are invited to examine the speci- 
 mens at our Store, or at our Factory, where they 
 can readily satisfy themselves of their superiority. 
 
 VALENTINE & BUTLER, 
 Patentees and Sole Manufacturers, 337 Broadway, 
 New York. 
 
 CHARLES CONGDON, Hardware Merchant, No. 
 28 Cliff street, has every variety of Hardware, 
 and will sell the same for cash or approved credit, 
 at rational prices. Favors solicited from pur- 
 chasers in every State of the Union, and also from 
 the Canadian Possessions. 
 
 GEORGE R. HAZEWELL, 
 
 COAI. AND IRON AGENCY. 
 
 No. 7 Broadway, 
 
 New York. 
 
 » BOOT AND SHOE EMPORIUMS— EDWIN A. 
 BROOKS, Importei and Manufacturer of Boots, 
 Shoes and Gaiters, wholesale and retail. No. 575 
 Broadway, and 159 Fulton S ! re"t, New York. 
 
 HN. WILD, STEAM i lNIH MANUFACTU 
 rer, No. 451 Broadway, between Grand and 
 Howard streets. New York. My Iceland ,M iss 
 and Flaxseed Candy will cure coughs and Sore 
 Throat in a very short time, 
 
 Sr KHCTH£i 
 
 NINC 
 
 BOATS! BOATS! PLEASURE BOATS! 
 
 IugersoU's Metalic Life Boats; Ships' Boats, 
 Sail aad Steam Yachts on hand — making an assort- 
 ment of some ion Boats at 1 igersoll's Largest and 
 Cheapest Boat Establishment in the World, 243 
 and 214 South street. 
 
 PATENT 
 
 POROUS 
 
 PLASTERS 
 
 2«"£™"i,MK. M>r\.Y£.O.V«t 
 
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 ClUMMTNGS H. TUCKER; Builder, No. 204 West 
 Thirtieth St., can erect any kind of habitations, 
 with wood, brick or stone, and can do his work as 
 weil and as cheap as any builder in New-York. 
 He has erected many school houses and other pub- 
 lic buildings, and lias built some of the most ele- 
 gant mansions on our most aristocratic avenues, 
 and hi is prepared to erect them as I ipidly and as 
 satisfactorily as any other builder in the United 
 Stafs 
 
 TOWARD DdDiiiO, 
 
 BANKER, 
 
 No. 51 Wall Street, 
 
 OPPOSITE THE EXCHANGE. 
 
 FRANCIS B. BALDWIN. Wholesale and retail 
 clothing and furnishing warehouse, 7(1 and 72 
 Bowe between Canal and Hester streets, New 
 York. Large and elegant assortment of Boy's 
 and Youth'B Clothi ig. 
 
 F. B. BALDWIN. 
 
 WILLIAM EVERDELL S SONS, Card auu Gen- 
 eral Engravers, Business, Visiting, and Wed- 
 ding Cards, Copper-plate, Letter-press. Litho- 
 graphic, and Steam Job" Printers. Cheeks and 
 Notes, Door Plates, Gum Tickets, Seal Presses, 
 &c. Manufacturers of all kinds of Envelopes and 
 business Labels. 104 Fulton Street, New York. 
 
 BOOKS! BOOKS!! BOOKS!!! Of Dumas, 
 Reynolds, Paul De Kuck, Ainsworth, Green- 
 horn, J. F. Smith, etc., constantly uu hand. Call 
 and examine stock. 
 
 J. H. FARRELL, 
 14aud 16 Ann St., (up stairs.) 
 
 J A M ES DONNELLY, Coal Dealer, No. 410 Second 
 Avenue, has every variety of Coal, from all the 
 leading Coal Mines of America, and he flatters him- 
 self that, he can sell his coal on as reasonable terms 
 and give as good weight or measure as any other 
 coal dealer in the whole world. 
 
 FOLEY'S CELEBRATED GOLD PENS. 
 
 For sale by all Stationers and Jewellers. 
 
 Office and Store, 
 
 463 Broadway. 
 
 D. CAROLIN & SON, 
 
 DRY Goal's, 
 No. 7 Barclay Sti i 
 
 ( Pp Stairs,) 
 
 New York. 
 
 GERARD BETTS & Go. 
 
 A UCTIONAND COMMISSION MERCHANTS, 
 
 No. 10B Wall Street, cc rner of Front st. 
 
 New York. 
 
 I tOATING, ROWING \M> SAILING is deserv- 
 -L) edly becoming a popular exercise for ladies, 
 gentlemen and children. 
 
 All families near the 
 water, during the coming season, should have»a 
 boat. 100 Life, Pleasure, Sail, Club, Ship, and 
 Fancy Boats of all kinds and length-, constantly 
 on hand, at INGERSOLL'S largest and cheapest 
 establishment in the world, 243 & 244 South 
 street, N. Y. 
 
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