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Copyright, 1890, by Harold Roorbach. NEW YORK HAROLD ROORBACH PUBLISHER 4 OLD CRONIES. PROPERTIES. Furniture as per scene-plot. Writing case with papers, books, writing, materials, etc., on table. Books on shelf L. Telegram to be handed in from window. Pipe, matches and money for Pigeon. SCENE PLOT AND STAGE SETTING. Garden Bncking Windi Door J Table & Chairs Scene. — Plain interior (study) boxed in 3 g, backed with garden drop in 4 G. Window R. F. and fireplace L. F, Bookshelves around walls. Door R. 2 E. Chairs R. and l. of fireplace. Table and two chairs down c. Carpet down. N. B. All scenery may be, and frequently is, entirely dispensed with, the representation taking place on a mere platform, or behind a folding- door opening. STAGE DIRECTIONS. In observing, the performer is supposed to face the audience. R., means right; L., left; c, centre; r. c, right of centre ; l. c, left of centre; D. F., door in the flat or back scene ; r, f., right side of the flat ; l. f., left side of the flat; R. D., right door; L. D., left door; I E., first entrance ; 2 E., second entrance; u. e., upper entrance ; i, 2, or 3 g., first, second or third grooves ; UP STAGE, toward the back ; down stage, toward the footlights. R. R. C, C. L. C. L. Note. — The text of this play is correctly reprinted from the original authorized acting edition, without change. The introduction has been carefully prepared by an expert, and is the only part of this book pro- tected by copyright. OLD CRONIES. Scene. — A study; bookshelves all round room; library ladder against bookcase, l.; large windoiv in back wall; door, R. ; writ- ing case with papers, books, writing materials, &'c., in front; Dr. Jacks discovered seated at table engaged in literary work. Jacks. Oh ! these derivations ! Dictionary making would be comparatively easy work if it were not for these verbal genealogies. When, like Dr. Faustus, I've made a word dance out of England into France, out of France into Spain, it whips over the border into Arabic, flings off its article and stares me in the face with scarcely a Christian letter left in it to know it by ; or, after pursu- ing another through a dozen different disguises, it slips from under my fingers into that Alsatia of a Sanscrit, where my powers to follow it end. [rises arid comes to i.. H.) Oh, these derivations ! and yet there is a pleasure in lexicographical pains that only lexico- graphers know, and then the glory of it ! Jacks Dictionary of the English Language. What a proud [at window) Who's that coming up the walk? Pigeon! Captain Pigeon, with his ever- lasting pipe ! [crosses to R. of table and sits) Oh ! dear me ! Now I did hope to have had this morning undisturbed. Oh ! dear, dear! He'll come, and he'll sit down in that easy chair by the fire, and there he'll remain suggesting the most eccentric deriva- tions till my brain whirls ! [clutching his broiv) Oh ! dear, dear ! (Enter Captain Pigeon, knocking out his pipe as he comes in) Ah, Pigeon, how d'ye do ? So glad to see you ! [offering hand) Pigeon. Stop! Wait! Stand off! If I am disturbing the diction- ary, say so, and I (l. c.) am gone like a lost derivation. If I am interrupting the current of your ideas, speak, and by gad, sir I exit Pigeon as though out of a trap, sir ! Not but what I have been of some assistance to you before now. Eh? I have suggested some novelties in derivation that would startle previous lexico- graphers. Jacks. Certainly, certainly ; but My dear friend, is it busi- ness or pleasure that brings you? If I can do anything for you, 6 OLD CRONIES. my time is yours, but if this is a mere morning call, a mere — [absently) By the way "mere," "mere," Latin " merus — " [tak- i7ig up pen and making note) Pigeon, (c.) "Mere" — a pool — a piece of water. French, " Mer " — Latin, "Mare" — Greek, — polly — something. (Jacks clutches his brow and stares wildly) Connection clear enough. But the fact is, my dear Jacks, I would not have disturbed you for the world, but I — I had something I — I wished to Jacks. Oh! you wish to consult me. That's another thing — that's enough — no more words. The dictionary can wait. I won't be such a hypocrite as to say that I — [absently) Hum! " Hypocrite ! " " Hypocrite ! " Greek — evidently [taking pen) Pigeon. "Hypocrite!" Greek, of course. "Hippos" — a horse, and "Krites," a judge. (Jacks seises his brow and stares) Because the horsey men among the old Greeks were such a con- founded set of deceivers. Legs, sir, mere legs. Clear as crystal ! Jacks, Oh, dear ! oh, dear! That's quite a new derivation, Pigeon. I don't think it can be right, but Pigeon. Right ! Right as the mail, sir. But, now, if you can give me two minutes. Jacks. As long as you like, my dear friend. Let us hear what it is. Come, draw your chair up. We old bachelors like to be comfortable, eh? [co?nes to R. C.) What's the matter? Pigeon, [with a strange laugh) Oh ! nothing, nothing, only [laughs again) you said — Bachelors — ha! ha ! [back to fire) Jacks. Yes; why not? "Bachelor" from the Saxon " Bach- iler " Pigeon. Saxon! not at all. " Bachelor ! " from " Baculus" — a stick : dry wood, sir ; only good to burn, sir ; no use to posterity. Pah! . Jacks, [with his usual agonized perplexity) Oh ! dear me ! That's quite contrary to the received Oh, dear me ! But — but, my dear Pigeon — are you well ? You seem strangely excited this morning. Do you feel at all queer in the head. Pigeon, or anything ? Pigeon. Clear as a silver bell, sir. Clear as the brow of Beauty. Clear as Jacks. But why this figurative style, my friend, so unlike your ordinary phraseology ? Come ! you have something to com- municate to me. Come, now, what is it? [sitsR. of fire) Pigeon. Well, to tell you the truth, I — the fact is — well, you'll laugh at me, I know, but I don't care. Laugh on, laugh on. Con- found it, sir ; laugh on. [sits L. of fire) Jacks. But what am I to laugh at? Pigeon. Eh? Oh, true! Well, the fact is — ha, ha! I'm— I'm in love I OLD CRONIES. 7 Jacks. In what ? Pigeon, [hotly) In love, sir— I've fallen in love. Jacks. You? At your— No, I don't mean that. But fallen in love ! You ! Pigeon. Why not? [in a voice of thunder) Haven t I as much right to whisper soft nothings— haven't I as much right to bill and coo as Jacks. Certainly, certainly— no one more so, Pigeon. I am very glad to hear of it. No, I don't mean that, but Well ! And who is the lady ? Come ! I congratulate you with No, no. I don't mean that, but Now, who is it? Pigeon. Well— ha, ha ! What do you say to Miss Jones ? Jacks. Say ! [takitig his hand and shaking it warmly) That I offer you my sincerest — ah, which ? Pigeon. Why, the eldest. Jacks, [continuing the interrupted shake) My very sincerest— hum! Which Jones's eldest? . Pigeon. Why, Caradoc Jones's eldest daughter, Ohvia, of course ; vou talk as if there were no end of Jones's. Jacks. 'Olivia Jones! I've known her all her life. Dear me! Olivia Jones ! I wish you joy, my dear Pigeon ; a very suitable person, I daresay. Pigeon. A suitable person ! Jacks, what prose you do talk ! [rise and go L.) I should have thought that if there was one living creature to whom the term "suitable person " would be inappro- priate it was Olivia Jones. Suitable person ! Jacks. I beg pardon— I beg pardon— but you know I always was very matter of fact— very prosy— I never could see the poetical side of marriage. Pigeon. How should you when you've always kept on the bachelor's side of it? • , j Jacks, [comes down) But that, I've heard, is the poetical side of it. He ! he ! But well ! and has she said yes? Pigeon, (c.) I haven't asked her yet— and that's just the point I wished to consult vou upon. Jacks. Oh! I see. Ah! well then I think, altogether, I— I wouldn't. Pigeon. You wouldn't what? Jacks. Wouldn't ask her. Pigeon. But how am I to marry her if I don't ask her ? Jacks, [slyly) But if you don't ask her, you needn't marry her. Pigeon. But I want to marry her : I mean to marry her if she'll have me. What I wanted to ask you was, whether you think I had better propose to her by letter or by word of mouth. See? 8 OLD CRONIES. Jacks. Oh ! ah, yes; I understand ; just so. Well, I should say, verbally. Pigeon. Verbally, you think ? Jacks. Yes, 1 think so. Yes, I'm sure ; verbally, certainly ! Pigeon, {uneasily) Why do you think verbally. Jacks? Jacks. Well, 1 think it is paying a poor compliment to the lady, and says httle for the eagerness of your passion if you can calmly sit down, write your offer, seal it, put a stamp on it, post it, and then wait a day or two for the answer. Moreover, there is noth- in so painful as suspense. Now, if you make your proposal in person, you have the presence of your idol to inspire you, the sense of touch to assist you ; you speak, she consents, and you know the worst at once. Oh ! verbally, certainly. Pigeon. But — but I daren't. Jacks. You Pigeon. Well, I daren't. Don't I speak distinctly ? Jacks. Yes — yes — but what I mean is — I can't fancy you fear- ing anything. In spite of your name you are such an eagle in a dovecot. Pigeon, that I should have thought you could have looked the sun in the face without winking. Pigeon. So I can, sir ; I can look anything male in the face without winking. But, when it's a woman I look at — gad, sir, then I wink if you hke. Then it's another thing. A breath terrifies me — a frown would kill me. If I were to speak to her and she should — No— 'pon my sacred honor ! No, I daren't. Jacks. Well, if you can't do it that way, then 1 should advise — by letter, {sits l. of table) Pigeon. By letter, you think ? Jacks. Yes — I think so. On the whole — yes. Pigeon, [tineasily) Why do you think by letter. Jacks? Jacks. Well, I think it argues more respect towards the lady of your choice to express your sentiments for her in that way, than to rush brutally into her drawing-room, seize her hand, plump on to your knees, and set off talking all manner of nonsense about sigh- ing and dying, and raptures and blisses, and all the rest of it. Besides, you know, it ratherforces her hand. It's always harder to refuse a verbal invitation than a written one. Yes, I should say by letter, certainly. Pigeon. But — but — I can't! Jacks. You ? Pigeon. Well, I can't. Don't you hear what I say? I've tried and I can't write a word. Ah! my dear fellow, if you'd only write the letter for me. Jacks. My dear Pigeon, I'd write it with delight if I could ; but, to tell you the truth, it's a sort of literature that I have had no experience of. I never — I never wrote a love letter in my life. Pigeon. You could do it right enough, if you'd only try. OLD CRONIES. 9 Jacks. My dear friend, I'll try — I'll try certainly if you wish ii; but — well, I 11 try. [gets paper, ^r^c.) Let me see. [beginning to write) Your address, Blue Rocks, Billingborough, April the [pauses) Pigeon. Well, the first, isn't it ? Go on. Jacks. Yes, but I thought perhaps you mightn't like — but, oh, if you don't mind, [writes) April the ist, eighteen hundred Pigeon. Here, stop, stop ! I don't think that date will do. Jacks. You think not ? Pigeon, [c, by fire) No, it seems like — it looks — hang it! people are such fools. No ; let us date it March 31st, as if I had written it overnight. Jacks. Yes, and then there will be a good reason why you were no ■wiser next morning. No, no, I don't mean that. Let us go on, then. Yes, yes, [writes) March 31st, eighteen Now then. Pigeon. Heave ahead ! [back to fire) Jacks. Aye, aye, sir. [a long and thoughtful pause , during which Jacks makes one or two demonstrations, as if he were on the point of beginning to write and then checks himself) How — how do you think we ought to address her ? Pigeon. Well, that's just what I was thinking of. [another pause, and then] KQ.]fJS, dashes at the paper and writes a word) Now he's off. [rubbing his hands and watching Jacks, who after writing the word is merely leaning over the paper and thinking deeply) How far have you got? Jacks. Why — ha I ha ! Well — he ! he ! So far I have only written — " Madam." Pigeon. By Jove ! you haven't got far I I shall never be married at this rate. Besides, "Madam!" I don't think "Madam" will do! Jacks. H'm? Pigeon. Well, I don't think "Madam" will do, it's so blessed formal. Jacks. Perhaps it is a little formal, but if it's not to be " xMadam," what is it to be ? Pigeon, [back of table, sheepishly) I suppose you'd think " Angel of beauty," or "Angel of " Jacks. Oh! my dear friend, I couldn't — I really couldn't. Angel ! No — no — angel's much too high flown. We should never be able to keep it up. No — no — no — I couldn't — I — Come, what do you say to " Dear Miss Jones?" Pigeon. That's too much like an invitation to dinner, [sits R. of table) Pitch it a httle stronger than that. Jacks. Here, now : how would " Dearest Olivia" do ? Jacks, [in a tone of remonstrance) My dear friend! I don't think she'd like it. Pigeon. Not like what ? lO OLD CRONIES. Jacks. Well, the Christian name and the — the superlative. I'm afraid she'd think it forward. Pigeon. Forward! But hang it all, forward's the word when one makes advances. Jacks. Perhaps ; but I don't think I could countenance such a Pigeon, [angrify) Then what the plague are we to put? Jacks. That is the point — that, no doubt, is the point. How would — no— or what if we — no — I have it. [both rise) Pigeon, [laying down pen) What is it ? Jacks. Suppose we have a walk round the garden and think it over for a moment in the fresh air? Pigeon. Ah, good thought ! we might put a flower in. Jacks. In where ? Pigeon. Why, in the envelope. Jacks. What for? Pigeon. What for? Asa symbol of affection, sir — a dehcate hint that I'm there. Jacks. Oh, I see ! a Bachelor's Button or a sprig of Old Man. He ! he I Eh? No, no, I don't mean that. Come, let us con- sider now. [taking his arm and walking towards window) What we want is something that combines strong affection and profound respect, some thing Pigeon. Hold ! I have it — the very combination. What do you say to " My dearest Miss Jones," eh ? Jacks. I don't think I'd put " My." Pigeon, (c.) Why not? It gives more value to "dearest," don't you see? Jacks, (l. c.) Yes, but dontyou see? It begs the whole ques- tion Pigeon. Not at all. Jacks. Oh, excuse me! "My" implies possession. Now, till she says "Yes" Pigeon. Nothing of the sort. "My dearest" only means "dearest to me" — me. Pigeon ! Jacks. No, no, indeed, it means "your dearest" and no one else's dearest ; it claims a right of property. Pigeon, [violently) I tell you Jacks, [crosses and sits L. of table) Well, well, we need not dis- pute about so small a thing — " my dearest " be it. So now for it. [writes) Pigeon, [leaning over him) Ay, now we're off at last. (r. C. ) Now we're Do you make your M's that way ? Jacks, [a little annoyed) Yes, I do ! Pigeon. I don't think you should make your M's that way when you write to a lady. Jacks. Now my excellent friend, when you copy it out you can OLD CRONIES. II make your M's how you like. And I should write your letter with more comfort to myself, Pigeon, if you would not blow down my neck. Pigeon. I wasn't blowing down your neck, but do get on. What have you put a full stop there for.^ Jacks, [rather irritably) I've not put a full stop. Pigeon. What is it then ? Jacks. Why, a comma, of course. But really, my dear friend, I can't write if you breath into my ear in this way. Though I'm sadly in want of inspiration, I confess, yet it's not that sort I require. Pigeon. What touchy things these old bachelors are, {crosses to L.) bless my soul! Sorry — can't say more than that — sorry. Come now, we've got over the difficulty. Now then, " My dearest Miss Jones." It's all plain saihng now. Get to work ! Jacks, {getting to work) Y^s — " My dearest Miss Jones" — a — a — Yes, now we're in full cry. "My dearest Miss Jones " — a Pigeon. Yes — go on. Jacks. Yes. I'm going. "My dearest Miss Jones," — a — [cautiously) " I love you," eh? Pigeon. No, hang it — that's too abrupt! Jacks. Think it is.-* Pigeon, [back of table) Gad, yes! You shouldn't plunge into it like that. What you want is a gentle descent. See? Jacks. Facilis descensus, eh ? Ha ! ha ! No— no — I don't mean that, of course. What sort of Pigeon. Well, a gentle descent, [action of hand) Jacks. Yes, yes. I know. A — [action of hand) di gentle descent.. But what sort of a Pigeon. Well, can't you say something about a — a — [pauses in thought. Sits R. of table) Jacks. How if we begin by — you know — [a pause) Pigeon. Or ask her whether she — whether she — See? Jacks. It's an exceedingly difficult letter to write. Pigeon, [wrathfully) It's a pernicious difficult letter to write. It's a — Stop ! I've an idea. Jacks. Have you? What? Pigeon. Let's direct the envelope. Jacks. Oh, my dear Pigeon, what excellent notions you have ! Capital ; perhaps it may suggest something. But you must do that. Pigeon. I know, sir. Give me the pen. Jacks, [goes to back of table) Here it is. [rubbing his hands and watching him) Now we're really advancing. Yes, Miss L I V Pigeon. Well, well, I know, sir! Jacks. Just so. [looking over him) "Jones." Yes. JON E . 12 OLD CRONIES. ' Pigeon. Why, confound it, do you suppose I can't spell Jones? Jacks. Of course, my dear friend ; of course you can. Pigeon. I suppose I can. " lo, Parade, Cooington." There you are ! Jacks. Ah! [regarding envelope adjiiiringly) This is indeed pro- gress ! [sits L. of table) Pigeon. Well, now, come along ! To return to the letter. Where had we got to? Jacks. Oh! Ah! let me see. [reads) " My dearest Miss Jones." Pigeon. Ah ! of course. Well ! how do we go on ? Jacks. [thoughtfi{lly) Yes, that's the point. That's the Pigeon. Couldn't you — couldn't you begin by saying something about her health ? Jacks. Why, is there anything the matter with her? Pigeon, [irritably) No, I don't know that anything' s the matter with her ! Jacks. Then why refer to her health ? Pigeon. Well, I was only wanting to begin somehow. Jacks. True ! true ! It is, as you say, a perniciously difficult let- ter to write. Pigeon. It's a confounded difficult letter to write. There ought to be books or something to tell you how to do these things. Jacks, [points L. ; Pigeon crosses to l.) Dear me, of course. That reminds me. I've got the very book up there ! What to Da in Eve?y Case. Don't you see? [pointing) Between the — no — there ! The next thing to Johnsoji s Madness. No, no — the other way — just before you come to Tears of Repentance. Pigeon, [reaching it dow?i) Strange situation for a book on matrimony ! Now, what shall I look for ? Jacks. Look for " Proposal." Pigeon. P — "Pickles." Pro — Pro — Proverbs — " Marry in haste, and " oh ! confound the thing ! Prop — Prop — " How to Prop French Beans " — Prop — " Proposal." Here you are I Jacks. Read it out. Pigeon, [reads) " Form of letter containing a proposal of mar- riage by a young gentleman to a young lady." Jacks. Then that won't do. Pigeon, [snappishly) Why not? Jacks. Well, my dear friend, no one has a higher appreciation of your many excellent qualities of mind and heart than I have, but still it is not within the power of friendship to consider you a young gentleman. Come — come — don't be offended. Proceed ! look whether there is not some form adapted for such as are of riper years. Pigeon, [reads surlily) " From a gentleman of middle age to a lady of contemporaneous condition." I believe the idiot's poking fun at us! " Madam." OLD CRONIES. 1 3 Jacks. I told you so ! Pigeon. Don't be in a hurry — " or, dear Madam — or, dear Miss or Mrs. — or, dearest Miss or Mrs., according to the previous famiharity of the parties." — What does he mean by that, the fool? " It is with fingers " Jacks. Eh ? Pigeon, [irritably] Well, that's what he says, "It is with fin- gers " he says. Jacks. What "is with fingers?" Pigeon. Well, if you'll let me go on, perhaps we shall find out. "It is with fingers that can scarce hold the pen, and with a heart palpitating with all soft emotions that I indite these lines to her, whose maiden charms" — (Note: In case of a widow omit "maiden") — "have so moved my soul to all sweet impulses of love and respect" — (Note : In case of a widow omit "respect") — "that I feel my life's happiness depends upon your granting what I now with all impatience yet all ceremony^ " (Note: In case of a widow omit " all ceremony ") What lunatic rubbish is this? Bah! Sooner than send such a letter as that I'll die a bachelor ! [puts book in case) Jacks. Yes; I'm afraid that would scarcely do. To say the truth, it reads rather extravagantly. Well, my dear friend, I really don't know what to suggest. Pigeon, (c.) Humph I What's the use of being a dictionary- maker if you can do no more with all your words than this 1 don't know. Here you've all the words in the language at your finger ends, and not a blessed one of them will work. Jacks. Because it is a duty to which I am not accustomed to put them, my worthy friend. I can't feel the situation. I have no thoughts on the subject, you see, and there can't be language without thought. Pigeon. Can't thQxe'? [turning to letter) Plague take it. If we could only get over this prolegomena iDusiness we might put it plumply : Saw you — loved you — offer hand, heart, fortune. Yes or no? Jacks. My dear Pigeon ! that's just like a telegram. Pigeon. By Jove ! the very thing. Let's wire it ! Jacks. Let's what it? Pigeon. Wire it— telegraph it. Come, get a fresh piece of paper and draw up the telegram ; there will be no difficulty about that, at any rate. Be quick, we can get the answer in five minutes, for they never have much business on these wires. Jacks, [preparing paper) Well, ha ! ha! It's a new idea cer- tainly. Telegraph a proposal — ha ! ha ! [writes) From Joseph Pigeon, Blue Rocks Pigeon. No, stop! Give this address; we'll have the answer here. 14 OLD CRONIES. Jacks. Very well, Auburn Lodge, Billingborough, to Miss Olivia Jones Pigeon. lo, Parade, Cooington. Jacks. Let me see ; "much pressed for time, forgive mode of communication." Pigeon. Hold on. Say "much hurried" instead of "much pressed for time." Keep within the shilling, old man, if you can. Jacks. Very well. " Have loved you long." Pigeon. No, I wouldn't say "have loved you long," for I have not loved her more than a fortnight. Jacks. We can't say " have loved you a fortnight," though, can we? Pigeon. I suppose not. Jacks. A fortnight's a good long time to keep it up. I think I'd let it go. Pigeon. Very well, and perhaps I did love her long before I knew it. Jacks. " Beg to offer hand, heart, fortune." Pigeon. Cut out "heart," it's not needed. Jacks. It is usually mentioned among the other items, I fancy, but perhaps it is the least important, {crosses it out) " Please reply instantly." Pigeon. " Answer prepaid." Hang it all, I'll do the handsome thing while I'm about it. Jacks. Very well, [counts) Let me see. Twenty exactly. Pigeon. That's right. I like to have my money's worth, {with feeling) Jacks, I think the " answer prepaid" ought to touch her. Eh? Jacks. Pigeon, it will surely affect her deeply ! Pigeon. Now, then, where's your man? Watson! Jacks. I think he is in the garden. I'll call him. [opening win- dow and speaking tJuvugh it) Watson ! Here ! Take this at once to the telegraph office, it's only two doors off, you know. Pay for the message and the reply — two shillings. Pigeon. Here's the money. []acv.s takes it and hands it out of window, then closes window) I don't mind about it, of course, but, ha ! ha ! ha ! it's rather hard my having to pay for what she says, after all. {sits R. of fire) Jacks, {sits L. of fire) Ah ! my dear friend, it will be money well laid out if she says no. If she don't, why you must be pre- pared to pay for a good many things that you never paid for before. Wives are costly articles, you must recollect. Pigeon. I don't see why they should be, then ; for they say the supply exceeds the demand. And then there's the — ha ! ha ! — the fifteen hundred a year, you know. Jacks. What fifteen hundred a year ? OLD CRONIES. 1 5 Pigeon. Why, her mother's fortune, which comes to her. What are you staring at? Isn't it fifteen hundred ? Jacks. My dear Pigeon, she has nothing in the way of inde- pendent fortune at all. Pigeon. I was assured it was fifteen hundred pounds if it was a farthing ! Jacks. Perhaps; but — but it isn't a farthing ! Pigeon. Then what liars people are ! Now, are you certain ? Jacks. Certain! My dear friend, I know her whole family. I've known the girl herself for forty years. Pigeon, [angrily; ligJits his pipe) You can't have known her for forty years, for I heard her say herself not a week ago that she should be five-and-thirty if she hved till her next birthday. Jacks. My excellent Pigeon, she'll never be five-and-thirty, if she lives till she's a hundred. Pigeon. Well, what if she is forty ; why shouldn't she be forty if she likes ? Jacks. Of course. Every reason why she should be, though she doesn't like, he ! he ! By-the-way, hum ! — That's — hum ! — that's rather unpleasant for you though. But, of course, you're prepared to give up something ? Pigeon, [furiously) I'll give up nothing. I declare most solemnly I'll give up — hum ! Now what do you mean ? Jacks. A mere trifle, a mere trifle ! Nothing but that she strongly objects to smoking. Pigeon, [horrified) Objects to what ? Jacks. Yes, she can't Ijear the smell of tobacco. Pigeon. But hang it, sir! I can't live without smoking. Jacks. Exactly, that's what I meant by saying it would be so unpleasant for you. Pigeon. Unpleasant ! Well, I think you might have told me all this before. Jacks. But, my dear friend Pigeon. I won't give it up. It isn't as if I were a great smoker like some men. Jacks. Aren't you ? I thought — Surely, yes. Pigeon. Nothing of the sort. What do I smoke ? Just one pipe when I'm dressing Jacks. Oh, dear! dear! though. Pigeon, [back to fire) And two or three after breakfast, and three or four after luncheon, and then dinner, and then I smoke till I go to bed, and have just half a one in bed to keep my nose warm for the night. Jacks. Half a pipe to keep your nose warm ! But, my excellent Pigeon, no woman in the world would permit it ! Pigeon. Permit it ! Confound their permissions, sir ! [rises, R. C. ; after walking the room impatiently for a iniuute) Jacks, by-the-way, 1 6 OLD CRONIES. that telegram. Bless my soul ! Is there time to recall it, do you think ? Jacks, (m^j, L. C.) No, it's at Cooingtonby this time. But why should we recall it ? What, do you regret already that you Pigeon, [angrily) Nothing of the sort, sir, but— hem ! But don't you see, we've gone and offered her marriage and never said a word about her beauty ? See 1 Jacks. My dear friend, it couldn't be done for the money. If we had once begun praising her, I must tell you that I don't think she'd have been satisfied with a shillingsworth. Besides — her beauty ! Come ! Honestly now, my dear Pigeon : do you think her handsome ? Pigeon. Handsome ! Why, don't you ? Jacks. Well : No, Pigeon ; I certainly do not. And then, her figure ! Pigeon. Don't you talk about a woman's figure, an old bachelor like you, who scarcely know her waist from her shoulders. Jacks. And if I do not know a woman's waist from her shoulders. Captain Pigeon, it is from my own modesty of observation, and not from her lack of liberality in affording me the opportunity of acquiring that knowledge. Pigeon. Bah, sir! Choose some other subject for your satire till you have learnt the difference between the body of a dress and the sleeves. Jacks, [severely) Sir! [then thoughtfully) Stop! "Body." " Body *' — of a dress ; from the Saxon " Bodig" Pigeon. Nothing of the sort, sir. "Body" of a dress ! Comes from — hem ! — from " Bodice," which comes from — from Boadicea ; lucus a non lucendo, because she never wore one. Jacks, [with a stare of hon'ified perplexity) Hold my head! hold my But it can't be. I shall have to get a season ticket for the nearest asylum. Pigeon, if you go on in that way. Oh ! thank goodness, here's Watson, [hastily, and going to windo%v) Can't be the telegram already, surely ! [opening window) Here! Watson! Is that the telegram ? Give it me. Why, it's addressed to me. [opens it) Heyday ! from Caradoc Jones himself. Pigeon, [who has joined him; impatiently) Well, well? What does she say ? Jacks. She says nothing. This is from her father. You had better — Here, [giving telegram) Pigeon, [reads) "Accepted Major Bubble, of the Greens, this morning." [after a pause) Oh ! ... Oh ! (folding telegram and returning it to Jacks) Ah ! Major Bubble. Eh ? Bubble, is it ? Oh ! [very quietly) Jacks. You must bear up, my dear friend. Pigeon. I shall bear up or not as I think proper, sir. Whether I bear up or bear down is my affair, I suppose, sir. OLD CRONIES. 17 ii Jacks. Of course, Pigeon, of course. All I meant was you must not suffer this disap . Pigeon. Suffer, sir ! there's no suffering about it. Do you sup- pose that I would regret a woman who could feel any interest in such a gander-legged, pig-faced swab of a son of a sea-cook as that Bubble, sir ? Why, I'd blow a better man than him out of a basin of soap-suds with a tobacco pipe. Bubble, is it? Ha ! ha ! Bubble eh! Well, my bubble's burst ; and who cares? Egad! 1 think I'm well out of it. Hang your married men! We 11 stick to single blessedness, old man, eh ?— still remain old Bachelors and Both. Old Cronies, {shaking hands) CURTAIN. NEW PLAYS. PRICE, 15 CENTS EACH. , . MURDER WILL OUT. A farce in one act, for six female characters; by I,. M. Elwyn. Time of playing, 30 miiuiles. A breezy and effective farce, in which half a dozen briyht girls can delight an audience with lialf an hoiir of innocent fun. Grandmother Stiles, and her demure but frolicsome grand-daughter, are excellent characters ; Z)/«rt/«, the colored cook, is amusing, and Bridget O Flaherty is a funny Irish girl — her quarrels with Dinah being exceeduigly laughable. The attempts of Letia and her merry friends, May and Minnie, to hoodwink the old lady, and tlicir final exposure, will keep the audience in a roar of laughter. OLD CRONIES. A comedietta in one act, for two male characters, by S. Theyre Smith. Time of playing, 30 minutes. This is an unusually bright and clever little play, in which a couple of comedians can furnish a half-hour of pure, unrestricted fun. Dr. Jacks, t'le mild-mannered old gentleman, is in happy contrast with Ca/>t. Pigeon, a bluff, gruff and noisy old sea officer. Both are excruciatingly funny, and their sorrowful attempt to write a joint-stock love letter is one of the richest bits of humor ever presented. Old Cronies will prove a most acceptable afterpiece, and, if at all well done, can not fail to send the audience home in good humor. APRIL FOOLS. A farce in one act, for three male characters, by W. F. Chai'- IMAN. Time of playing, 30 minutes. For a half-hour of roaring fun this farce has few equals. It is brisk, bright, and full of highly humorous situations. The characters are exceedingly well drawn — the nervous Mr. Diinnbroivne forming a marked contrast to the loud James Smith, and both differing widely from the sad and sorrowful Joseph Smith. Each imagines that the others are foolish, crazy or drunk. There are laughable blunders and side-splitting complications. ' Misunder.-tandings follow one another in rapid succession, and the mystery grows deeper and still deeper. Finally, when everybody gets into a hopeless tangle, it is discovered that all three are victims of a practical joker, who has made them "April Fools." MISS MADCAP. A comedietta in one act, by Charles Townsend, for two male and one female characters. Time of playing, 20 minutes. This bright and breezy little play sparkles like champagne, and is just the thing for a curtain- raiser or an afterpiece. The story is well told, and the characters are well drawn. The youth who pretends to be a " tough," the young man who pretends to be a " dude," and the young lady who pretends to be a " tomboy," all give scope for excellent acting. The piece has been played with pronounced success under the author's management. THE DARKEY WOOD DEALER. A farce in one act, by Charles Townsend, for two male and one female characters. Time of playing, 20 minutes. A roiring farce in this author's happiest vein, totally unlike the ordinary "Ethi- opian" plays. Each character is first-class. The "wood-dealer," beyond doubt, is one of the best negro parts on the stage. The Deacon is a highly-amusing old man, and Mrs. Deacon (this part may be played by a young man), a tremen- doushit as a "strong-minded" female. This farce is certain to keep an audience in a io.ir, and has proved a sure hit as played under the author's management. AN OLD PLANTATION NIGHT. PRICE, 25 CENTS. A musical and dramatic entertainment for four male and four female characters, forming a double quartet. This is not a negro minstrel show, contains no boisterous jokes nor conundrums, and is without a vestige of " Tambo " or "Bones," or the conventional stage darkey. It is a simple but vivid representation of life " in de quarters," embellished with song and story illustrating some of the quaint super- stitions and frolicsome merry-makings of the mellow-voiced race. Thoroughly bright throughout, the text is uncommonly well written, and the r-uccession of inci- dents skilfully contrivi d, while its transitions from grave to gay can be made wonder- fully effective by intelligent actors. The scene, a simple interior, can be arranged en any platform without set .••cenery ; some old garments and a little discarded finery will suffice for the costumes ; the " properties " are few and simple, and the music is within the capacity of fairly good voices, such as any ordinary church choir contains. Wholly novel in conception, and singularly clever in arrangement. An Old Planta- tion Night will prove highly acceptable to audiences of all kinds in church, school, lyceum, or parlor. Synopsis: Uncle 'Rastus and Thomas Jefferson. — " Befo' de Wah." — "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot." — An influx of visitors. — Aunt Marthy's Story of the little possum. — The rabbit cross. — T^imber Jim. — The Sunflower Song. — The stylishness of some folks. — The little white grat on the mountain — "The Gospel Train." — Polly and the screech-owl. — A husking bee. — The Corn Song. — Little Aaron's battlements. — Old Dan Tucker. ig^" Cof>ics 0/ the above will he mailed, fiost-paid, to any address, on receipt of the specified prices. ^Jg:% HAROLD ROORBACH, Publisher, 9 Murray St., New York. H. THEYRE SMITH'S PLAYS. Price, 1 5 Cents Each. A CASE FOR EVICTION. One male and two female characters— light comedian, lady comedian and servant. Interior scene ; modern costumes ; time of playing, thirty minutes. This breezy little play is so true to life that everybody enjoj s it and, as a matter of course, it is always highly successful. A young husband and wife have a visitor who makes them twice glad — glad when he comes and doubly glad when he goes. The difficulties that the young couple experience in getting rid of their guest, without hurting his feelings, are laughable in the extreme. The guest, by the way, is heard but not seen—^\\\c\\ fact gives rise to much comical business. No scenery whatever is required; and as every-day co tumes are worn, the piece can be produced successfully without the slightest trouble. CUT OFF WITH A SHILLING. Two male and one female characters- juvenile man, old man and lady comedian. Scene, a sitting-room ; modern cos- tumes ; time of playing, forty-five minutes. An exceedingly popular play, offering unusual opportunities for good acting. A young man who has married without his uncle's consent is cut off with a shilling. Hut the uncle meets, his nephew's wife — not knowing who she is — and is so captivated by her wit, grace and beauty that, on learning who she is, he changes his mind, reinstates his nephew and allows the latter to return the shilling. The dialogue is witty, the action rapid, and the situations effective. A HAPPY PAIR. One male, one female character — both light comedy. Scene, a nicely furnished room ; modern costumes ; time of playing, forty-five minutes. A brisk little play, full of action and giving numerous opportunities for clever work. While entirely free from all "low-comedy" business, it contains enough humor to be highly diverting. The quarrels of the "happy pair," and their final recon- ciliation can not fail to pler.se, and the play is sure to give entire satisfaction either in the parlor or as a " curtain raiser" or afterpiece. MY LORD IN LIVERY. Four male and three female characters— light comedian, low comedian, old man, utility, iadj' comedian and two walking ladies. Parlor scene ; modern costumes ; time of playing, fifty minutes. An unusually bright piece brimming over with wit and humor. The three young ladies who permit a comic servant to meet them on terms of equalit)' under the belief that he is a nobleman m.isquerading like themselves — the happy-go-lucky young nobleman who is mistaken for a burglar — the comical old butler — ail have a vast deal of laughable by-play and business. This play w^s a pronounced success in New York, and has been presented to crowded houses in all the principal cities of this country. The ease with which it may be staged, and the invariable success which attends it, make My Lord in Livery peculiarly adapted to the use of amateurs. UNCLE'S WILL. Two male and one female characters — juvenile lead, old man and lady comedian. Scene, a sitting-room ; costumes, modern ; time of playing, thirty minutes. This brilliant little play is a prime favorite in both Europe and America, and is admirably' adapted to the use of amateurs. The wit flashes like a diamond, and the dainty bits of humor scattered here and there keep up a constant ripple of pleased excitement. Each character is a star part. The dash- ing young naval officer, the comical old man — in which Mr. Davidge made a pronounced hit at the Fifth Avenue Theatre, New York— and the bright and spirited young lady, all are first class and worthy of the best talent in any dramatic club. WHICH IS WHICH. Three male, three female characters — juvenile man, old man, utility, two juvenile ladies and old woman. Scene, a studio ; costumes, modern ; time of playing, fifty minutes. Excellent and much patronized by amateurs. The amusing perplexities of the poor artist, who can not tell which of his visitors is the heiress and which h-r penniless friend— who mistakes one for the other — who makes love to the rich girl, su{)posing that she is poor, and deter- mines to marry her in spite of her supposed poverty — and who finally discovers that he has proposed to the heiress after all — combine to make this a delightful play- ^^^ Any of the abm'c will be sent by >iinil, postpaid^ to any address, on receipt of the annexed prices. As there are several editions of these plays offered for sale, gyod^ bad and indifferent, purchasers will consult their own interests, when order- ing, by specify ing Kookuach' s. edition. .^,^1 HAROLD ROOBACH, Publisher, 9 Murray St,, New York- BY FORCE OF IMPULSE. A. Orama in Kive Acts, by H. V. VooT. Price, 15 Cents. Nine male, three female characters, z//z.; Leading and Second Juvenile Men, Old Man, Genteel Villain, Walking Gentleman, First and Second Light Comedians, Heavy Character, Low Comedian, Leading and Second Juvenile Ladies and Comiv, Old' Maid. Time of playing. Two hours and a half. SYNOPSIS Act L Love vs. Impulse. — Doller- clutch's office. — A fruitless journey, a heap of accumulated business and a chapter of unparalleled impudence. — News from the front. — A poor girl's trouble and a lawyer's big heart. — Hil- da's sad story.—" I '11 see this thing through if it costs me a fortune!" — A sudden departure in search of a clue — The meeting of friends.— One of nature's noblemen.— Maitland betrays his secret by a slip of the tongue.— The ball at Beachwood. — Two spooneys.fresh from college.lose their heads and theu- hearts. — "Squashed, by Jupiter! ' — Trusting innocence and polished villainy. — The interrupted tryst. — An honest' man's avowal. — A picture of charmmg simph- city. — Murdell and Hilda meet face to face. — "I dare you to make another victim !" — A scoundrel's discomfiture. — Tableau. Act n. The Separation. — The Mait- land homestead. — Anastasia's doubts. — A warm welcome and its icy reception. — Forebodings and doubts. — Father and son. — Searching questions. — A domestic storm and a parent's command. — A foiled villain's wrath. — Enlisting for the war. — The collapse of the cowards.— " It '3 no use, 'D')lphy, the jig 's up !" — Hilda's sympathy and Adrienne's silent despair. — The result of impulse. — The father pleads for his son.— Anastasia and Doilerclutch. — Coriolanus comes to grief. — Good and bad news. — Husband and wife.— Reginald demands an ex- planation. — A hand without a heart. — The separation. — A new recruit. — Too late; the roll is signed. — Tableau. Act III. Duty vs. Impulse. — Four vears later. — A camp in the army. — Longings. — "Only six miles frcmi home!"— The skeleton in the closet. — A father's yearning for his child. — A woman-hater in love. — Dollerclutch's dream. — A picture of camp life and fun. — Coriolanus has his revenge. — News from home. — Doilerclutch makes a big find. "Eureka!" — Proofs of Hilda's parentage and marriage. — A happy old OF EVENTS. lawyer. — "I '11 take them to Hilda!" — Detailed for duty. — A soldier's tempta- tion. — The sentinel deserts his post. — The snake in the grass. — "At last, I can humble his pride 1 " Act IV. The Reconciliation and Sequel. — At Reginald's home. — News from the army. — " Grant is not the man to acknowledge defeat 1" — Adrienne and Hilda. — False pride is broken. — The re- conciliation. — " Will Reginald forgive me?" — Doilerclutch brings joy to Hil- da's heart. — "You are the daughter of Morris Maitland !" — The stolen docu- ments and the snake in the grass. — "Hane me if I don't see this thing through !" — A letter to the absent one. — Face to face. — The barrier of pride swept down. — "Reginald, I love you; come back!"— The happy reunion.- An ominous cloud. — "I have deserted my post ; the penalty is death. I must re- turn ere my absence is discovered !" — The wolf m the sheepfold. — A wily tempter foiled. — A villain's rage. — " Those words have sealed your doom !" — The murder and the escape. — Doilerclutch arrives too late. — The pur- suit. Act V. Divine Impulse. — In camp. — Maitland on duty. — The charge of de- sertion and the examination. — "I knew not what I did !" — The colonel's lenity. — Disgrace. — News of Adrienne's murder is brought to camp. — Circumstantial evidence fastens the murder upon Reg- inald.— The court-martial. — Convicted and sentenced to be shot. — Preparations tor the execution. — ' God knows I am innocent! " — Doilerclutch arrives in the nick of time. — "If you shoot that man you commit murder!" — The beginning of the end. — " Adnenne lives!" — A vil- lain's terror. — Adrienne appears on the scene. — " There is the attempted assas- sin !" — Divine impulse. — The reward of innocence and the punishment of vil- lainy. — Good news. — " Hurrah, the war is over; Lee has surrendered to Grant!" — The happy denouemeni and yinale. — Tableau. C»fiies mailed, post-paid, to any address on rtceipt of the advertised price. HAROIvD ROORBACH, F'tJiblisliLer, 9 »IUIt.R.AY SX„ I^JEIJV YORK. NEW ENTERTAINMENTS. THE JAPANESE WEDDING A costume pantomime representation of the Weddinsr Ceremnnv .-,', T^^^ u- i^tc The company consists of the br.de and groom t^eirpa'em^;^^^^"^^':^ and the oflic.at.ng personage appropriately called the - Go-between '' There are various formalities inch.d.ng salaams, tea-drinking, eating rice-cakes and elvW Price, 25 Cents represented by young ladies alone, if preferred. A TV .^^ EVENING WITH PICKWICK. ^f"^'J^^, Dramatic Dickens Entertainment.— Introduces the PickwiVk C]uh ^^ ^^^^.'^^^G WITH COPPERFIELD. A L-iterary and Dramatic Dickens Entertainment.-Introduces Mrs CoonerfieM Davie, the Peggotys the Murdstones, Mrs. Gummidge, Litt e Em'iTBark^' Betsey Trotwood, Mr. Dick and his kite, Steerforth, Ihe C eaS fraddles pare, and are suitable for performance either on the platform or in the drawing room A M ■ , p- ■ '^"'^ GYPSIES' FESTIVAL. .ha. ,he3,^e|Snre;tSl"';epJi:nt-d°Sr,T:^ pTa1formr"p7S;T^rc'etj^' - THE COURT OF KING CHRISTMAS ^ lKf.m™j„rr-™- hJtSrsSS^^^^ ^|?fn'eprar°.trJ-.^l--r.tn"^h1'el^|l ^ ^ ^ EB f/m^; ' '^P'^r"'l^ ?" -^ P'^^'fo'-'"' ^^ithout troublesome prop;rtres The coJ: ^mes are simple the incidental music and drill movements graceful" and easilv rverale ' a"'''^'"^"' "•"'°"i'"u°J^'y2°°^'^"d '^'^ whole thinTquUe above th J si7 to ^Ivi^. ? T" ^''°" °^ l}"'^ entertainment will cause the young folks frorJ SIX to .sixty, f.iirly to turn them.selves inside out with delieht and at the slm^ time, enforce the important moral of Peace and Good Will Price, accents RECENTLY PUBLISHED. ^^^^^^^^^^^-^ ^I^^JCfjSt^^u'^t^SLl^l.^i'if^^Ce-^^^^ female charac^r? T^m. ; ^^"^"^^^yf^^^-^^^^^ three acts. Eight male, three BY FORCE OF IMPULSE i^",'' ^'"^ ■ ^f' ^""'J5 Cents. tn^^rirr^S^^^^^^tc^:'' '^ ^--'- ^°-^^->e characters. chaTa^ct^;s''T^?e^v?^'''^^^^ g^-^^^' A farce in one act. Six male SECOND Si'ght' I'^i'-'y. '"'""'^s- Price, 15 Cents. ^ Jfr.'' Timi^'Je\oi^.%^;?c^i^^s"^&t'k'tr"^ ^^'- ''°"'- "^^'^' °"^ ^^"^^'^ '^^-- c1ia™^s''\i^e^?,?l^°- A, ^---*- ^i-<= -ts. Four male, four femal. ^-iUFrtciers. 1 ime, one hour and a quarter. Price, 15 cents. ''^^^J.rLf/Xt^'''^^ ^' '"''' ^^ """'^' >^^//azV, /. any address, on receipt HAROLD ROORBACH, Publisher. 9 Murray St.. New York. LIBRftRY OF CONGRESS H ELM ER' ACTOR'S ]v\AKE-L '^""^^^J^^^^^ • A Practical and Systematic Guide to the Art o/ Making up /or the Stag*. PRICE, 25 CENTS. With exhaustive treatment on the Use of Theatrical AViGS and Bkards, The Make-up and its requisite materials, the different features and their management, typical character. Masks, etc. With Special Hints to Ladies. Designed for the USE OF Actors and Amateurs, and for both Ladies and Gentle- men. Copiously Illustrated. CONTENTS. I. Theatrical Wigs.— The Style and Form of Theatrical Wigs and Beards. The Color and Shading of Theatrical Wigs and Beards. Directions for Measuring the Head. To put on a Wig properly. n. Theatrical Beards. — How to fashion a Beard out of crep6 hair. How to make Beards of Wool. The growth of Beard simu- lated. HL The Make-up. — A successful Character Mask, and how to make it. Perspiration.during performance, how removed, IV. The Make-up Box. — Grease Paints. 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