. ^ ft? : 7 r , t, > Lords. TRANCISCO, ) Caliban, a savage and deformed Slave. Trinculo, a Jester. Stephano, a drunken Butler. Master of a Ship, Boatswain, and Mariners. Miranda, Daughter to Pruspero Ariel, an airy Spirit. Iris, Ceres, Juno, Nymphs, Reapers, > Spirits. Other Spirits attending on Prosper*. ACTI. SCENE I.— On a Ship at Sea. A Storm with thunder and lightning. Enter a Ship-master and a Boatswain. Master. Boatswain, — Boats. Here, master: what cheer? Master. Good : Speak to the mariners : fall to't yarely 1 , or we run ourselves aground : bestir, bestir. [Exit. Enter Mariners. Boats. Heigh, my hearts; cheerly, cheerly, my hearts ; yare, yare : Take in the top-sail ; Tend to the master's whistle. — Blow till thou burst thy wind, if room enough ! Enter Alonso, Sebastian, Antonio, Ferdi- nand, Gonzalo, and others. Ahn. Good boatswain, have care. Where's the master? Play the men. Bouts. I pray now, keep below. Ant. Where is the master, boatswain? Boats. Do you not hear him? You mar our labor ! keep your cabins : you do assist the storm. Gon. Nay, good, be patient. Boats. When the sea is. Hence ! What care these roarers for the name of king? To cabins: silence: trouble us not. Gon. Good; yet remember whom thou hast aboard Boats. N->ne that I moie love than myself — » Readily You are a counsellor; if you can command these elements to silence, and work the peace of the present, 5 we will not hand a rope more ; use your authority. If you cannot, give thanks you have lived so long, and make yourself ready in your cabin for the mischance of the hour, if it so hap. — Cheerly, good hearts, — Out of our way, I say. [Exit. Gon. I have great comfort from this fellow; methinks he hath no drowning mark upon him : his complexion is perfect gallows. Stand fast, good fate, to his hanging ! make the rope of his destiny our cable, for our own doth little advantage ! If he be not born to be hanged, our case is miserable. [Exeunt. Re-enter Boatswain. Boats. Down with the top-mast; yare; lower, lower; bring her to try with main course. [A cry within.'] A plague upon this howling ! they are louder than the weather, or our office. — Re-enter Sebastian, Antonio, and Gonzalo. Yet again ? what do you here ? Shall we give o'er and drown ? Have you a mind to sink ? Seb. A pox o' your throat ! you bawling, blas- phemous, uncharitable dog! Boats. Work you, then. Ant. Hang, cur, hang! you whoreson, insolent noise-maker, we are less afraid to be drowned than thou art. • Present in «t«i»i « TEMPEST. Act I Gon. I'll warrant him from drowning; though the ship were no stronger than a nut-shell, and as leaky as an unstaunched' wench. Boats. Lay her a-hold, a-hold; set her two courses; off to sea again, lay her off. Enter Mariners, wet. Mar. All lost! to prayers, to prayers! all lost! [Exeunt. Boats. What, must our mouths be cold? Gon. The king and prince at prayers! let us assist them, For our case is as theirs. Seb. I am cat of patience. Ant. We are merely 3 cheated of our lives by drunkards. — This wide-chapped rascal; — 'Would thou mightst lie drowning The washing often tides! Gon. He'll be hanged yet; Though every drop of water swear against it, And gape at wid'st to glut him. [A confused noise within.] Mercy on us ! — We split, we split ! Farewell, my wife and children ! — Farewel ;, brother ! — We split, we split, we split. — Ant. Let's all sink with the king. [Exit. Seb. Let's take leave of him. [Exit. Gon. Now would I give a thousand furlongs of sea for ai. acre of barren ground; long heath, brown furze, any thing: the wills above be done! but I would fain die a dry death. [Exit. SCENE II.— The island: before the cell of Fnos- pi:ao. Enter Prospkro and Miranda. Mir. If by your art, my dearest father, you have Put the wild waters in this roar, allay them: The sky, it seems, would pour down stinking pitch, But that the sea, mounting to the welkin's cheek, Dashes the fire out. O, I have suffer'd With those that I saw suffer ! a brave vessel, Who had no doubt some noble creatures in her, Dash'd all to pieces. 0, the cry did knock Against my very heart! Poor souls! they perish'd. Had I been any god of power, I would Have sunk the sea within the earth, or e'er It should the good ship so have swallow'd, and The freighting souls within her. Pro. Be collected; No more amazement: tell your piteous heart, There's no harm done. Mira. O, wo the day ! Pro. No harm. 1 have done nothing but in care of thee, (Of thee, my dear one! thee my daughter!) who Art ignorant of what thou art, nought knowing Of whence I am ; nor that I am more better Then Prospero, master of a full poor cell, Knd thy no greater father. Mira. More to know Did never meddle with my thoughts. Pro. 'Tis time I should inform thee further. Lend thy hand, And pluck my magic garment from me. — So ; [Lays down his mantle. Lie there my art. — Wipe thou thine eves; have comfort. The direful spectacle of the wreck, which touch'd The very virtue of compassion in thee, I have with such provision in mine art So safely order'd, that there is no soul — No, not so much perdition as a hair, Betid to any creature in the vessel • Incontinent. * Absolutely. Which thou heard'st cry, which thou saw'st sink Sit down; For thou must now know further. Mira. /ou have often Begun to tell me what I am ; but stopp'd And left me to a bootless inquisition ; Concluding, Slay, not yet. — Pro. The hour's now come The very minute bids thee ope thine ear; Obey, and be attentive. Canst thou remember A time before we came unto this cell' I do not think thou canst ; for then thou wast not Out 5 three years old. Mira. Certainty, sir, I can. Pro. By what] by any other bouse, or personl Of any thing the image tell me, that Hatli kept with thy remembrance. Mira. 'Tis far off; And rather like a dream than an assurance That my remembrance warrants: had I not Four or five women once, that tended me? Pro. Thou hadst, and more, Miranda : but how is it, That this lives in thy mind? What seest thou else In the dark backward and abysm of time? If thou remember'st aught, ere thou cam'st here, How thou cam'st here, thou may'st. Mira. But that I do not Pro. Twelve years since, Miranda, twelve years since, thy father was The duke of Milan, and a prince of power. Mira. Sir, are not you my father? Pro. Thy mother was a piece of virtue, and She said — thou wast my daughter; and thy father Was duke of Milan ; and his only heir A princess ; — no worse issued. Mira. 0, the heavens! What foul play had we, that we came from thence? Or blessed was't we did? Pro. Both, both, my girl. By foul play, as thou say'st, were we heav'd thence, But blessedly holp hither. Mira. 0, my heart bleeds To think o' the teen s that I have turn'd you to, Which is from my remembrance ! Please you fur- ther. Pro. My brother, and thy uncle, cail'd Antonio,— I pray thee, mark me, — that a brother should Be so perfidious ! — he whom, next thyself, Of all the world I lov'd, and to him put The manage of my state ; as, at that time, Through all the signiories it was the first, And Prospero the prime duke; being so reputed In dignity, and, for the liberal arts, Without a parallel ; those being all my study, The government I cast upon my brother, And to my state grew stranger, being transported. And wrapt in secret studies. Thy false uncle — Dost thou attend me? Mira. Sir, most needfully. Pro. Being once perfected how to grant suite, How to deny them ; whom to advance, and whom To trash 1 for over-topping; new-created The creatures that were mine; I say, or chang'd them, Or else new-form'd them : having both the key Of officer and office, set all hearts To what tune pleas'd his ear; that now he was The ivy, which had hid my princely trunk, And suck'd my verdure out on't. — Thou attend'st not: I pray thee mark me. • Quite. • Sorrow. ' Cut away ! Scene II. TEMPEST. 3 Mire. O good su I do. Pro. I thus neglecting wordlr ends, all dedi- cate To closenr^s, and the bettering of my mind With that, which, but by being so rctir'd, O'er-priz' I all popular rate, in my false brother Awak'd an evil nature: and my trust, Like a good parent, did beget of him A falsehood, in its contrary as great As my trust was; which had, indeed, no limit, A confidence sans bound. He being thus lorded, Not only with what my revenue yielded, But what my power might else exact, — like one Who, having unto truth, by telling of it, Made such a sinner of his memory, To credit his own lie, — he did believe He was the duke ; out of the substitution, And executing the outward face of royalty, With all prerogative: — Hence his ambition Growing, — Dost hear? Mira. Your tale, sir, would cure deafness. Pro. To have no screen between this part he play'd And him he play'd it for, he needs will be Absolute Milan : Me, poor man ! — my library Was dukedom large enough ; of temporal royalties He thinks me now incapable : confederates (So dry he was for sway) with the king of Naples, To give him annual tribute, do him homage; Subject his coronet to his crown, and bend The dukedom, yet unbow'd (alas, poor Milan !) To most ignoble stooping. Mira. the heavens! Pro. Mark his condition, and the event; then tell me, If this might be a brother. Mira. I should sin To think but nobly of my grandmother : Good wombs have borne bad sons. Pro. ' Now the condition. This king of Naples, being an enemy To me inveterate, hearkens my brother's suit; Which was, that he in lieu o' the premises, — Of homage, and I know not how much tribute, — Should presently extirpate me and mine Out of the dukedom ; and confer fair Milan, With all the honors, on my brother: Whereon, A treacherous army levied, one midnight Fated to the purpose, did Antonio open The gates of Milan; and i' the dead of darkness, The ministers for the purpose hurried thence Me, and thy crying self. Mira. Alack, for pity ! I, not rememb'ring how I cried out then, Will cry it o'er again, it is a hint, That wrings mine eyes. Pro. Hear a little further, And then I'll bring thee to the present business Which now's upon us; without the which, this story Were most impertinent. Mira. Wherefore did they not That hour destroy us? Pro. Well demanded, wench; My tale provokes that question. Dear, they durst not; (So dear the love my people bore me) nor set A mark so bloody on the business ; but With colors fairer painted their foul ends. In few, they hurried us abroad a bark ; Bore us some leagues to sea; where they prepar'd A. rotten carcass of a boat, not rigg'd, Nor tackle, sail, nor mast; the very rats Instinctively had quit it : there they hi ik-' us, To cry to the sea that roar'd to us; to sigh To the winds, whose pity, sighing lack again, Did us but loving wrong. Mira. Alack ! what trouble Was I then to you ! Pro. ! a cherubim Thou wast, that did preserve me! Thou didst smile, Infused with a fortitude from heaven, When I have deck'd the sea with drops full sail; Under my burden groan 'd; which rais'd in me An undergoing stomach", to bear up Against what shouH ensue. Mira. How came we ashore' Pro. By Providence divine. Some food we had, an-t some fresh water, that A noble Neapolitan, Gonzalo, Out of his charity (who being then appointed Master of this design,) did give us ; with Rich garments, linens, stuffs, and necessaries, Which since have steaded much; so, of his gentle- ness, Knowing I lov'd my books, he furnish'd me, From my own library, with volumes that I prize above my dukedom. Mira. 'Would I might But ever see that man ! Pro. Now I arise : — Sit still, and hear the last of our sea-sorrow. Here in this island we arriv'd ; and here Have I, thy schoolmaster, made thee more profit Than other princes can, that have more time For vainer hours, and tutors not so careful. Mira. Heavens thank you for't! And now I pray you, sir, (For still 'tis beating in my mind,) your reason For raising this sea-storm? Pro. Know thus far forth. — By accident most strange, bountiful fortune, Now my dear lady, hath mine enemies Brought to this shore : and by my prescience I find my zenith doth depend upon A most auspicious star; whose influence If now I court not, but omit, my fortunes Will ever after droop. — Here cease more ques« tions ; Thou art inclin'd to sleep; 'tis a good dulness, And give it way ; — I know thou canst not choose. — [Mirajjda sleeps. Come away, servant, come: I am ready now: Approach, my Ariel; come. Enter Ariel. Ari. All hail, great master ! grave sir, hail ! I come To answer thy best pleasure ; be't to fly, To swim, to dive into the fire, to ride On the curl'd clouds ; to thy strong bidding, task Ariel, and all his quality. Pro. Hast thou, spirit, Perform'd to point 9 the tempest that I bade thee? Ari. To every article. I boarded the king's ship; now on the beak, Now in the waist, the deck, in every cabin, I flamed amazement: Sometimes, I'd divide, And burn in many places; on the top-mast, The yards, and bowsprit, would I (lame distinctly Then meet, and join : Jove's lightnings, the precur sors 0' the dreadful thunder-claps, more momentary • Stubborn resolution. • The minutest article. TEMPEST. Act 1 *hd sight-outrunning were not: The fire, and cracks Of sulphurous roaring, the most mighty Neptune Seem' d to besiege, and make his bold waves tremble. Yea, his dread trident shake. Pro. My brave spirit! Who was so firm, so constant, that this coil' Would not infect his reason? Ari. Not a soul But felt a fever of the mad, and play'd Some tricks of desperation : All, but mariners, Plung'd in the foaming brine, and quit the vessel, Then all a-fire with me : the king's son, Ferdinand, With hair up-staring, (then like reeds, not hair,) Was the first man that leap'd : cried, Hell is empty, And all the devils are here. Pro. Why, that's my spirit! But was not this nigh shore? Art. Close by, my master. Pro. But are they, Ariel, safe? Ari. Not a hair perish'd ; On their sustaining garments not a blemish, But fresher than before; and, as thou bad'st me, In troops I have dispers'd them 'bout the isle: The king's son have I landed by himself; Whom I left cooling of the air with sighs, In an odd angle of the isle, and sitting, His arms in this sad knot. Pro. Of the king's ship, The mariners, say, how thou hast dispos'd, And all the rest o' the fleet? Ari. Safely in harbor Is the king's ship; in the deep nook, where once Thou call'dst me up at midnight to fetch dew From the still-vex'd Bermoothes 9 , there she's hid: The mariners all under hatches stow'd; Whom, with a charm join'd to their sufler'd labor, I have left asleep : and for the rest o' the fleet, Which I dispers'd, they all have met again; And are upon the Mediterranean flote 3 Bound sadly home for Naples; Supposing that they saw the king's ship wreck'd, And his great person perish. Pro. Ariel, thy charge Exactly is perform'd; but there's more work: What is the time o' the day? Ari. Past the mid season. Pro. At least two glasses : The time 'twixt six and now, Must by us both be spent most preciously. Ari. Is there more toil? Since thou dost give me pains, Let me remember thee what thou hast promis'd, Which is not yet perform'd me. Pro. How now? moody? What is't thou canst demand? Ari. My liberty. Pro. Before the time be out? no more. Ari. I pray thee Remember, I have done thee worthy service; Told thee no lies, made no mistakings, serv'd Without or grudge or grumblings: thou didst promise Co bate me a full year. Pro. Dost thou forget From what a torment I did free thee? Ari. No. Pro. Thou dost; and think'st It much, to tread the ooze of the salt deep ; To run upon the sharp wind of the north ; T.o do me business in the veins o' the earth, When it is bak'd vrith frost 1 Bust! o, tumult ' Bermudas. » Wave. Ari. I do not, sir. Pro. Thou liest, malignant thing ! Hast thou forgot The foul witch Sycorax, who, with age and envy, Was grown into a hoop? hast thou forgot her] Ari. No, sir. Pro. Thou hast: where was she born? speak; tell me. Ari. Sir, in Argier. 4 Pro. 0, was she so? I must, Once in a month, recount what thou hast been, Which thou forget'st. This damn'd witch, Sycorax, For mischiefs manifold, and sorceries terrible To enter human hearing, from Argier, Thou know'st, was banish'd ; for one thing she did, They would not take her life : Is not this true? Ari. Ay, sir. Pro. This blue-ey 'd hag was hither brought with child, And here was left by the sailors: Thou, my slave, As thou report'st thyself, was then her servant: And, for thou wast a spirit too delicate To act her earthly and abhorr'd commands, Refusing her grand hests s , she did confine thee, By help of her more potent ministers, And in her most unmitigable rage, Into a cloven pine; within which rift Imprison'd, thou didst painfully remain A dozen years ; within which space she died, And left thee there; where thou didst vent thy groans, As fast as mill-wheels strike : Then was this island (Save for the son that she did litter here, A freckled whelp, hag-born,) not honor'd with A human shape. Ari. Yes; Caliban her son. Pro. Dull tiling, I say so; he, that Caliban, Whom now I keep in service. Thou best know'st What torment I did find thee in: thy groans Did make wolves howl, and penetrate the breasts Of ever-angry bears : it was a torment To lay upon the damn'd, which Sycorax Could not again undo; it was mine art, When I arriv'd, and heard thee, that made gape The pine, and let thee out. Ari. I thank thee, master. Pro. If thou more murmur'st, I will rend an oak, And peg thee in his knotty entrails, till Thou hast howl'd away twelve winters. Ari. Pardon, master. I will be correspondent to command, And do my spriting gently. Pro. Do so ; and after two days I will discharge thee. Ari. That's my noble master ! What shall I do? say, what? what shall I do? Pro. Go make thyself like to a nymph o' the sea Be subject to no sight but mine ; invisible To every eye-ball else. Go take this shape, And hither come in't : hence, with diligence. [Exit Ariki. Awake, dear heart, awake ! thou hast slept well ; Awake ! Mira. The strangeness of your story put Heaviness in me. Pro. Shake it off: Come on, We'll visit Caliban, my slave, who never Yields us kind answer. Mira. 'Tis a villain, sir, I do not love to look on. Pro. But, as 'tis, We cannot miss him : he does make our fire, « Algiers. » Command*. Scene II. TEMPEST. Fetch in our wood ; and se res in offices That profit us. What ho . slave ! Caliban, Thou earth, thou ! speak. Cal. [ Within'.'] There's wood enough within. Pro. Come forth, I say : there's other business for thee : Comt forth, thoa tortoise ! when 1 Re-enter Am el like a luater-nympfo Fine apparition ! My quaint Ariel, Hark in thine ear. Ari. My lord, it shall be done. [Exit. Pro. Thou poisonous slave, got by the devil himself Upon thy wicked dam, come forth ! Enter Caliban. Cal. As wicked dew as e'er my mother brush'd With raven's feather from unwholesome fen, Drop on you both ! a south-west blow on ye, And blister you all o'er ! Pro. For this, be sure, to-night thou shalt have cramps, Side-stitches that shall pen thy breath up ; urchins 6 Shall, for that vast of night that they may work, All exercise on thee : thou shalt be pinch'd As thick as honey-combs, each pinch more stinging Than bees that made them. Cal. I must eat my dinner. This island's mine, by Sycorax, my mother, Which thou tak'st from me. When thou earnest first, Thou strok'dst me, and mad'st much of me; wouldst give me Water with hemes in't; and teach me how To name the bigger light, and how the less, That burn by day and night ; and then I loved thee, And show'd thee all the qualities o' the isle, The fresh springs, brine pits, barren place, and fertile; Cursed be I that did so; — all the charms Of Sycorax, toads, beetles, bats, light on you ! For I am all the subjects that you have, Which first was mine own king: and here you sty me In this hard rock, whiles you do keep from me The rest of the island. Pro. Thou most lying slave, Whom stripes may move, not kindness ! I have us'd thee, Filth as thou art, with human care ; and lodg'd thee in mine own cell, till thou did'st seek to violate The honor of rny child. Cal. Q ho, O ho ! — 'would it had been done ! Thou didst prevent me; I had peopled else This isle with Calibans. Pro. Abhorred slave; Which any print of goodness will not take, Being capable of all ill ! I pitied thee, Took pains to make thee speak, taught thee each hour One thing or other: when thou didst not, savage, Know thine own meaning, but wouldst gabble like A thing most brutish, I endow'd thy purposes With words that made them known : But thy vile race, Though thou didst learn, had that in't which good natures Could not abide to be with ; therefore wast thou Deservedly confin'd into this rock, Who hadst deserv'd more than a prison. Cal. You taught mc language ; and my profit on't Is, I know how to curse : the red plague rid ' you, For learning me your language ! • Fairies. ' Destroy. Pro. Hag-seed, /.ence \ Fetch us in fuel ; and be quick, thou wert best, To answer other business. Shrug'st thou, malice 1 If thou neglect'st, or dost unwillingly What I command, I'll rack thee with old crampe Fill all thy bones with aches; make thee roar, That beasts shall tremble at thy din. Cal. No, 'pray thee! — I must obey: his art is of such power [Aside It would control my dam's god, Setebos, And make a vassal of him. Pro. So, slave ; hence ! [Exit Caliban Re-enter Ariel, invisible, playing and singing; F erdix an d following him. Ariel's Song. Come unto these yellow sands And then take hands: Courfsied ivhen you have, and kiss'd, {The wild waves whist s ) Foot it feut/y here and there,- And, sweet sprites, the burden bear. Hai-k, hark! Bur. Bowgh, wowgh. [dispersedly. The watch-dogs bark: Bur. Bowgh, wowgh. [dispersedly Hark, hark/ I hear The strain of strutting chanticlere Cry, cock-a-doodle-do. Fer. Where should this music be? i' the air, cr the earth 1 It sounds no more : — and sure, H waits upon Some god of the island. Sitting ">n a bank, Weeping again the king my fath. \ wreck, This music crept by me upon the v;\-*.ers; Allaying both their fury, and my passion, With its sweet air; thence I have follow'd it, Or it hath drawn me rather: — But 'tis gone. No, it begins again. Ariel sings. Fall fathom Jive thy father lies; Of his bones are coral made; Those are pearls, that were his eyes: Nothing of him that doth fade, But doth suffer a sea-change Into something rich and strange. Sea-nymphs hourly ring his knell: Hark! now I hear them, — ding-dong, bell. [Burden, ding-dong. Fer. The ditty does remember my drown'd father : — This is no mortal business, nor no sound That the earth owes 9 : — I hear it now above me. Pro. The fringed curtains of thine eye advance And say, what thou seest yond'. Mira. What is't? a spirit? Lord, how it looks about! Believe me, sir, It carries a brave form : — But 'tis a spirit. Pro. No, wench; it eats and sleeps, and hath such senses As we have, such : This gallant which thou seest, Was in the wreck ; and but he's something stain'c" With grief, that's beauty's canker, thou mights' call him A goodly person : he hath lost his fellows, And strays about to find them. Mira. I might call hir. A thing divine ; for ncthing natural I ever saw so noble. • Being stilled, silenced. ?wns. Pro. It goes on, [Aside. As my soul prompts it: — Spirit, fine spirit! I'll free thee Within two days for this. Fer. Most sure the goddess On whom these airs attend ! — Vouchsafe my prayer May know, if you remain upon this island; And that you will some good instruction give, How I may hear me here: My prime request, Wluch I do last pronounce, is, you wonder! If you be maid, or no? Mir a. No wonder, sir ; But, certainly a maid. Fer. My language ; heavens ! — I am the best of them that speak this speech, Were I but where 'tis spoken. Pro. How ! the best ! What wert thou if the king of Naples heard thee 1 Fer. A single thing, as I am now, that wonders To hear thee speak of Naples : He does hear me ; And, that he does, I weep : myself am Naples ; Who with mine eyes, ne'er since at ebb, beheld The king my father wreck'd. Mira. Alack, for mercy! Fer. Yes, faith, and all his lords; the duke of Milan, And his brave son being twain. Pro. Th& duke of Milan, And his more braver daughter, could control ' thee, If now 'twere fit to do't : — At the first sight [Aside. They have chang'd eyes: — Delicate Ariel, I'll set thee free for this! — A word, good sir: I fear, you have done yourself some wrong: a word. Mira. Why speaks my father so ungently? This Is the third man that e'er I saw ; the first That e'er I sighed for: pity move my father To be inclin'd my way! Fer. O, if a virgin, And your affection not gone forth, I'll make you The queen of Naples ! Pro. Soft, sir, one word more. — They are both in either's powers ; but this swift business I must uneasy make, lest too light winning [Aside. Make the prize light. — One word more; I charge thee, That thou attend me: thou dost here usurp The name thou ow'st not; and hast put thyself Upon this island, as a spy to win it From me, the lord on't. Fer. No, as I am a man. Mira. There's nothing ill can dwell in such a temple : If the ill spirit have so fair an house, Good things will strive to dwell with't. Pro. Follow me. — [To Ferd. Speak not you for him , ne's a traitor. — Come. I'll manacle thy neck and feet together: Sea-water shalt thou drink, thy food shall be The fresh-brook muscles, wither'd roots, and hunks Wherein the acorn cradled: Follow. Fer. No; I will resist such entertainment, till Mine enemy has more power. [He draws. Mira. O dear father, Make not too rash a trial of him, for He's gentle, and not fearful. 11 Pro. What, I say, My foot my tutor! — Put thy sword up, traitor; Who mak'st a show, but dar'st not strike, thy con- science Is so possess'd with guilt: come from thy ward 3 ; For I can here disarm thee with this stick, And make thy weapon drop. Mira. Beseech you, father! Pro. Hence; hang not on my garments. Mira. Sir, have pity ; I'll be his surety. Pro. Silence : one word more Shall make me chide thee, if not hate thee. What ! An advocate for an impostor 1 hush! Thou think'st there are no more such shapes as he, Having seen but him and Caliban : Foolish wench ' To the most of men this is a Caliban, And they to him ar« angels. Mira. My affections Are then most humble ; I have no ambition To see a goodlier man. Pro. Come on; obey: [To Ferd Thy nerves are in their infancy again, And have no vigor in them. Fer. So they are: My spirits, as in a dream, are all bound up. My father's loss, the weakness which I feel, The wreck of all my friends, or this man's threats, To whom I am subdued, are but light to me, Might I but through my prison once a day Behold tills maid: all corners else o' the earth Let liberty make use of; space enough Have I in such a prison. Pro. It works : — Come on.— Thou hast done well, fine Ariel ! — Follow me. — [To Ferd. and Mir. Hark, what thou else shalt do me. [To Ariel. Mira. Be of comfort: My father's of a better nature, sir, Than he appears by speech; this is unwonted, Which now came from him. Pro. Thou shalt be as fre« As mountain winds: but then exactly do All points of my command. Ari. To the syllable. Pro. Come, follow : speak not for him. [Exeunt. ACT II. (SCENE I. — Another part of the Island. tinier Alonso, Sebastian, Antonio, Gonzalo, Adrian, Francisco, and others. Gon. 'Beseech you, sir, be m ?rry : you have cause (So have we all) of joy ; for lur escape Is much beyond our loss: out hint of woe fc commop ; everv day some sailor's wife, » Confute. The masters of some merchant, and the merchant, Have just our theme of woe: but for the miracle I mean our preservation, few in millions Can speak like us: then wisely, good sir, weigh Our sorrow with our comfort. Alon. Pr'ythee, peace! Scb. He receives comfort like cold porridge. Ant. The visitor will not give him o'er so. » Frightful. s Guard. Scene I. TEMPEST. Seb. Look, he's wii ding up the watch of his wit; By and by it will strike. Gon. Sir, Seb. One: Tell. Gon. When every grief is entertain'd, that's offered, "omes to the entertainer — Seb. A dollar. Gon. Dolor comes to him, indeed; you have spoken truer than you purposed. Seb. You have taken it wiselier than I meant you should. Gon. Therefore, my lord, — Ant. Fie, what a spendthrift is he of his tongue ! Alon. I pr'ythee, spare. Gon. Well, I have done : But yet — Seb. He will be talking. Ant. Which of them, he, or Adrian, for a good wager, first begins to crow? Seb. The old cock. Ant. The cockrel. Seb. Done : the wager ? Ant. A laughter. Seb. A match. Adr. Though this island seem to be desert, — Seb. Ha, ha, ha! Ant. So you've pay'd. Adr. Uninhabitable, and almost inaccessible, — Seb. Yet. Adr. Yet— Ant. He could not miss it. Adr. It must needs be of subtle, tender, and 'lelicate temperance.* Ant. Temperance was a delicate wench. Seb. Ay, and a subtle ; as he most learnedly de- livered. Adr. The air breathes upon us here most sweetly. Seb. As if it had lungs, and rotten ones. Ant. Or, as 'twere perfumed by a fen. Gon. Here is every thing advantageous to life. Ant. True; save means to live. Seb. Of that there's none, or little. Gon. How lush 5 and lusty the grass looks ! how green! Ant. The ground, indeed, is tawny. Seb. With an eye 6 of green in't. Ant. He misses not much. Seb. No : he doth but mistake the truth totally. Gon. But the rarity of it is (which is indeed almost beyond credit) — Seb. As many vouch'd rarities are. Gon. That our garments, being, as they were, drenched in the sea, hold, notwithstanding, their freshness, and glosses ; being rather new dy'd, than Btain'd with salt water. Ant. If but one of his pockets could speak, would it not say, he lies] Seb. Ay, or very falsely pocket up his report. Gon. Methinks, our garments are now as fresh as when we put them on first in Afric, at the mar- riage of the king's fair daughter Claribel to the king of Tunis. Seb. 'Twas a sweet marriage, and we prosper wrll in our return. Adr. Tunis was never graced before with such a paragon to their queen. Gon. Not since widow Dido's time. Ant. Widow? a pox o' that! how came that widow in? Widow Dido! Seb. What if he had said, widower ^Eneas too? good lord, how you take it ! • Temperature. Rank. « Shade of eoltr. Adr. Widow Dido, said you? vou make m study of that : she was of Carthage, not of Tunis Gon. This Tunis, sir, was Carthage. Adr. Carthage? Gon. I assure you, Carthage. Ant. His word is more than the miraculous harp Seb. He hath raised the walls, and houses too. Ant. What impossible matter will he make easy next? Seb. I think he will carry this island home in his pocket, and give it his son for an apple. Ant. And, sowing the kernels of it in the sea, bring forth more islands. Gon. Ay? Ant. Why, in good time. Gon. Sir, we were talking, that our garments seem now as fresh, as when we were at Tunis at the marriage of your daughter, who is now queen. Ant. And the rarest that e'er came there. Seb. 'Bate, I beseech you, widow Dido. Ant. O, widow Dido; ay, widow Dido. Gon. Is not, sir, my doublet as fresh as the first day I wore it? I mean, in a sort. Ant. That sort was well fish'd for. Gon. When I wore it at your daughter's mar- riage? Alon. You cram these words into mine ears against The stomach of my sense: 'Would I had never Married my daughter there ! for, coming thence, My son is lost ; and, in my rate, she too, Who is so far from Italy removed, I ne'er again shall see her. O thou mine heir Of Naples and of Milan, what strange fish Hath made his meal on thee ! Fran. Sir, he may live. I saw him beat the surges under him, And ride upon their backs ; he trod the water, Whose enmity he flung aside, and breasted The surge most swoln that met him : his bold head 'Bove the contentious waves he kept, and oar'd Himself with his good arms in lusty stroke To the shore, that o'er his wave-worn basis bow'd, As stooping to relieve him ; I not doubt, He came alive to land. Alon. No, no, he's gone. Seb. Sir, you may thank yourself for this great loss; That would not bless our Europe with your daugh- ter, But rather lose her to an African ; Where she, at least, is banish'd from your eye, Who hath cause to wet the grief on't. Alon. Pr'ythee, peace. Seb. You were kneel'd to, and importun'd other- wise By all of us ; and the fair soul herself Weigh'd, between lothness and obedience, at Which end o' the beam she'd bow. We have lost your son, I fear, forever: Milan apd Naples have More widows in them of this business' making, Than we bring men to "omfort them : The fault's Your own. Alon. So is the dearesi of the loss. Gon. My lord Sebastian, The truth you speak doth lack some gentleness. And time to speak it in: you rub the sore, When you should bring the plaster. Seb. Very welj Ant. And most chirurgeonly. Gon. It is foul weather in us all, good sir. When you are cloudy. 8 TEMPEST Act II. Seb. Foul weather? Ant. Very foul. Gun. Had I a plantation of this isle, my lord, — Ant. He'd sow it with nettle-seed. Seb. Or docks, or mallows. Gon. And were the king of it, what would I do? Seb. 'Scape being drunk for want of wine. Gon. V the commonwealth I would by con- traries Execute all things: for no kind of traffic Would I admit; no name of magistrate; Letters should not be known; no use of service, Of riches or of poverty; no contracts, Succession ; bound of land, tilth, vineyard, none : No use of metal, corn, or wine, or oil: No occupation ; all men idle, all ; And women, too; but innocent and pure: No sovereignty: — Seb. And yet he would be king on't. Ant. The latter end of his commonwealth for- gets the beginning. Gon. All things in common nature should pro- duce, Without sweat or endeavor : treason, felony, Sword, pike, knife, gun, or need of any engine, Would I not have ; but nature should bring forth, Of its own kind, all foison 1 , all abundance, To feed my innocent people. Seb. No marrying 'mong his subjects'? Ant. None, man; all idle; whores and knaves. Gon. I would with such perfection govern, sir, To excel the golden age. Seb. 'Save his majesty ! Ant. Long live Gonzalo! Gon. And, do you mark me, sir? — Alon. Pry'thee, no more : thou dost talk nothing to me. Gon. I do well believe your highness; and did U to minister occasion to these gentlemen, who are of such sensible and nimble lungs, that they always use to laugh at nothing. Ant. 'Twas you we laugh'd at. Gon. Who, in this kind of merry fooling, am nothing to you; st^ you may continue, and laugh at nothing still. .4??/. What a blow was there given ! Seb. An it had not fallen flat-long. Gon. You are gentlemen of brave metal: you would lift the moon out of her sphere, if she would continue in it five weeks without changing. Enter Ariel invisible, playing solemn music. Seb. We would so, and then go a bat-fowling. Ant. Nay, good my lord, be not angry. Gon. No, I wan-ant you; I will not adventure my discretion so weakly. Will you laugh me asleep, for I am very heavy ? Ant. Go sleep, and hear us. [All sleep but Alox., Seb., and Ant. Alon. What, all so soon asleep! Iwishminecyes Would, with themselves, shut up my thoughts: I find They are inclined to do so. Seb. Please you, sir, Do not omit the heavy offer of it ; It seldom visits sorrow : when it doth, \t is a comforter. Ant. We two, my lord, Will guard your person, while you take your rest, And watch your safety. ' Plenty. Alon. Thank you : wondrous heavy. — [Alonso sleeps. Exit Ahibl. Seb. What a strange drowsiness possesses them ! Ant. It is the quality o' the climate. Seb. Why Doth it not then our eyelids sink? I find not Myself dispos'd to sleep. Ant. Nor I; my spirits are nimble. They fell together all, as by consent; They dropp'd as by a thunder-stroke. What might Worthy Sebastian ? — 0, what might ? — N« more : — And yet, methinks, I see it in thy face, What thou shouldst be : the occasion speaks thee ; and My strong imagination sees a crown Dropping upon thy head. Seb. What, art thou waking? A*nt. Do you not hear me speak? Seb. I do ; and surely It is a sleepy language ; and thou speak'st Out of thy sleep : What is it thou didst say? This is a strange repose, to be asleep With eyes wide open ; standing, speaking, moving And yet so fast asleep. Ant. Noble Sebastian, Thou let'st thy fortune sleep — die rather; wink'st Whiles thou art waking. Seb. Thou dost snore distinctly ; There's meaning in thy snores. Ant. I am more serious than my custom : you Must be so too, if heed me ; which to do, Trebles thee o'er. Seb. Well ; I am standing water. Ant. I'll teach you how to flow. Seb. Do so : to ebb, Hereditary sloth instructs me. Ant. '■ O, If you but knew, how you the purpose cherish, Whiles thus you mock it ! how, in stripping it. You more invest it ! Ebbing men, indeed, Most often do so near the bottom run, By their own fear, or sloth. Seb. Pr'ythee, say on: The setting of thine eye, and cheek, proclaim A matter from thee ; and a birth, indeed, Which throes thee much to yield. Ant. Tnus, sir, Although this lord of weak remembrance, this, (Who shall be of as little memory, When he is earth'd,) hath here almost persuaded (For he's a spirit of persuasion only) The king his son's alive : 'tis as impossible That he's undrown'd, as he that sleeps here swims. Seb. I have no hope That he's undrown'd. Ant. 0, out of that no hope, What great hope have you ! no hope, that way, is Another way so high a hope, that even Ambition cannot pierce a wink beyond, But doubts discovery there. Will you grant, with me, That Ferdinand is drown'd ? Seb. He's gone. Ant. Then, tell me, Who's the next heir of Naples ? Seb. Claribel. Ant. She that is queen of Tunis; she that dwells Ten leagues beyond man's life; she that from Naples Can have no note, unless the sun were post, (The man i' the moon's too slow) till new-born cliirtf Be rough and razorable : she, from whom SCEK£ I. TEMPEST. We were all sea-swallow'd, though some cast again ; And, by that, destin'd to perform an act, W hereof what's past is prologue ; what to come, In yours and my discharge. Seb. What stuff is this ? — How say you 1 ? 'Tis true, my brother's daughter 's queen of Tunis ; ^o is she heir of Naples ; 'twixt which regions There is some space. Ant. A space whose every cubit Seems to cry out, How shall that Claribel Measure us back to Naples ? — Keep in Tunis, And let Sebastian wake ! — Say, this were death That now hath seiz'd them ; why, they were no worse Than now they are : there be, that can rule Naples As well as he that sleeps ; lords, that can prate As amply, and unnecessarily, As this Gonzalo ; I myself could make A chough 8 of as deep chat. O, that you bore The mind that I do ! what a sleep were this For your advancement! Do you understand me? Seb. Methinks I do. Ant. And how does your content Tender your own good fortune ? S*b. I remember, You did supplant your brother Prospcro. Ant. True: And, look, how well my garments sit upon me; Much feater than before : My brother's servants Were then my fellows, now they are my men. Seb. But, for }-our conscience — Ant. Ay, sir; where lies that] if it were a kybe, 'Twould put me to my slipper; but I feel not This deity in my bosom : twenty consciences, Thai 6tand 'twixt me and Milan, candied be they, And melt, ere they molest ! Here lies your brother, No better than the earth he lies upon, If he were that which now he 's like ; whom I, With this obedient steel, three inches of it, Can lay to bed for ever : whiles you, doing thus, To the perpetual wink for aye might put This ancient morsel, this sir Prudence, who Should not upbraid our course. For all the rest, They'll takj suggestion, as a cat laps milk; They'll tell the clock to any business that We say befits the hour. Seb. Thy case, dear friend, Shall be my precedent; as thou got'st Milan, I'll come by Naples. Draw thy sword : one stroke Shall free thee from the tribute which thou pay'st ; And I the king shall love thee. Ant. Draw together: And when I rear my hand, do you the like, To fall it on Gonzalo. Seb O, but one word ! [They converse apart. Music. Re-enter Ariel, invisible. Ari. My master through his art foresees the danger That these, his friends, are in ; and sends me forth, (For else his project dies,) to keep them living. [Sings in Goxzalo's ear. While you here do snoring lie, Open-ey'd conspiracy His time doth lake : If of life you keep a care, Shake off slumber, and beware: Awake! awake! Ant. Then let us both be sudden. Gon. Now, good angels, preserve the king! [They wake, * A bird of the jackdaw kind. Alon. Why, how now, ho ! awake ! Why are 3 - ou drawn \ W T herefoie this ghastly looking? Gon. What's the matt«r? Seb. Whiles we stood here securing your repose, Even now, we heard a hollow burst of bellowing Like bulls, or rather lions ; did it not wake you ? It struck mine ear most terribly. Alon. I heard nothing. Ant. O, 'twas a din to fright a monster's ear; To make an earthquake ! sure it was the roar Of a whole herd of lions. Alon. Heard you this, Gonzalo? Gon. Upon mine honor, sir, I heard a humming, And that a strange one too, which did awake me : I shak'd you, sir, and cry'd : as mine eyes open'd, I saw their weapons drawn : — there was a noise, That's verity : 'Best stand upon our guard ; Or that we quit this place : let's draw our weapons. Alon. Lead off this ground ; and let's make fur- ther search For my poor son. Gon. Heavens keep him from these beasts ! For he is, sure, i' the island. Alon. ■ Lead away. Ari. Prospero, my lord, shall know what I have done : [Aside So, king, go safely on to seek thy son. [Exeunt. SCENE II.— Another part of the Island. Enter Caliban, with a burden of wood. A noise of thunder heard. Cal. All the infections that the sun sucks up From bogs, fens, flats, on Prosper fall, and make him By inch-meal a disease ! His spirits hear me, And yet I needs must curse. But they'll norpinch Fright me with urchin shows, pitch me i' the mire. Nor lead me, like a fire-brand, in the dark Out of my way, unless he bid them ; but For every trifle are they set upon me : Sometime like apes that moe" and chatter at me, And after, bite me ; then like hedge-hogs, which Lie tumbling in my bare-foot way, and mount Their pricks at my foot-fall; sometime am I All wound with adders, who, with cloven tongues, Do hiss me into madness : — Lo ! now ! lo ! Enter Thincwlo. Here comes a spirit of his; and to torment me, For bringing wood in slowly : I'll fall flat ; Perchance, he will not mind me. Trin. Here's neither bush nor shrub, to bear off any weather at all, and another storm brewing; I hear it sing i' the wind : yond' same black cloud, yond' huge* one, looks like a foul bombard 1 tha> would shed his liquor. If it should thunder, as if did before, I know not where to hide my head: yond' same cloud cannot choose but fall by pailfuls. What have we here ? a man or a fisr ? dead or alive? A fish : he smells like a fish ; a very ancient and fish- like smell ; a kind of, not of the newest, Poor-John. A strange fish ! Were I in England now, (as once was.) and had but this fish painted, not a holiday- fool there but would give a piece of silver ; there would this monster make a man : any strange Deast there makes a man : when they will not give a doit to relieve a lame beggar, they will lay out ten t Sea gulls. 6 Command. « Own'i. 12 TEMPEST. Act II f. Of two most rare affections! Heavens rain grace On that wliich breeds between them ! Fer Wherefore weep youl Mwa. At mine unworthiness, that dare not offer What I desire to give ; and much less take, What I shall die to want : but this is trifling ; And all the more it seeks to hide itself, The bigger bulk it shows. Hence, bashful cunning ! And prompt me, plain and holy innocence ! I am your wife, if you will marry me ; If not, I'll die your maid : to be your fellow You may deny me; but I'll be your servant, Whether you will or no. Fer. My mistress, dearest, And I thus humble ever. Mira. My husband then] Fer. Ay, with a heart as willing As bondage e'er of freedom : here's my hand. Mira. And mine, with my heart in't : And now farewell, Till half an hour hence. Fer. A thousand ! thousand ! [Exeunt Fin. and Mir. Pro. So glad of this as they, I cannot be, Who are surpris'd with all ; but my rejoicing At nothing can be more. I'll to my book; For yet, ere supper-time, must I perform Much business appertaining. [Exit. SCENE II. — Another part of the Island. Enter Stephano and Trinculo; Caliban fol- lowing with a bottle. Ste. Tell not me; — when the butt is out, we will drink water; not a drop before: therefore bear up and board 'em : Servant-monster, drink to me. Trin. Servant-monster] the folly of this island ! They say, there's but five upon this isle : we are three of them ; if the other two be brained like us, the state totters. Ste. Drink, servant-monster, when I bid thee ; thy eyes are almost set in thy head. Trin. Where should they be set else] he were a brave monster indeed, if they were set in his tail. Ste. My man-monster hath drowned his tongue in sack : for my part, the sea cannot drown me : I swam, ere I could recover the shore, five-and-thirty leagues, off and on, by this light. — Thou shalt be my lieutenant, monster, or my standard. Trin. Your lieutenant, if you list; he's no standard. Ste. We'll not run, monsieur monster. Trin. Nor go neither : but you'll lie, like dogs ; anil yet say nothing neither. Ste. Moon-calf, speak once in thy life, if thou beest a good moon-calf. Cal. How does thy honor] Let me lick thy shoe : I'll not serve him, — he is not valiant. Trin. Thou liest, most ignorant monster; I am in case to justle a constable : Why, thou deboshed 3 fish thou, was there ever man a coward, that hath drunk so much sack -as I to-da} r ] Wilt thou tell a monstrous lie, being but half a fish, and half a monster ] Cal. Lo, how he mocks me ! wilt thou let him, my lord] / Trin. Lord, quoth he ! — that a monster should be such a natural ! Cal. Lo, lo, again ! bite him to death. I pr'y thee. Ste. Trinculo, keep a good tongue in your • Debauched. head ; if you prove a mutineer, the next tree — The poor monster's my subject, and he shall not suffei indignity. Cal. I thank my noble lord. Wilt thou be plcas'd To hearken once again the suit I made thee ] Ste. Marry will I : kneel, and repeat it ; I wili stand, and so shall Trinculo. Enter Ariel, invisible. Cal. As I told thee Before, I am subject to a tyrant ; A sorcerer, that by his cunning hath Cheated me of this island. Art. Thou liest. Cal. Thou liest, tLou jesting monkey, thou , I would my valiant master would destroy thee : I do not lie. Ste. Trinculo, if you trouble him any mere in his tale, by this hand, I will supplant some of yout teeth. Trin. Why, I said nothing. Ste. Mum then, and no more. — fTo Caliban. J Proceed. Cal. I say, by sorcery he got this isle; From me he got it. If thy greatness will Revenge it on him — for, I know, thou dar'st; But this thing dare not. Ste. That's most certain. Cal. Thou shalt be lord of it, and I'll serve thee. Ste. How now shall this be compassed ] Canst thou bring me to the party ] Cal. Yea, yea, my lord : I'll yield him thee asleep, Where thou may'st knock a nail into his head. Art. Thou liest, thou canst not. Cal. What a pied ninny's this! 9 Thou scurvj patch ! — I do beseech thy greatness, give him blows, And take his bottle from him : when that's gone, He shall drink nought but brine ; for I'll not show him Where the quick freshes l are. Ste. Trinculo, run into no further danger : inter- rupt the monster one word further, and, by this hand, I'll turn my mercy out of doors, and make a stock-fish of thee. Trin. Why, what did I? I did nothing ; I'll go further off. Ste. Didst thou not say, he lied] Ari. Thou liest. Ste. Do I so ] take thou that. [Strikes him.'] As you like this, give me the lie another time. Trin. I did not give the lie : — Out o' your wits, and hearing too ] — A pox o' your bottle ! this can sack and drinking do. — A murrain on your mons- ter, and the devil take your fingers ! Cal. Ha, ha, ha ! Ste. Now, forward with your tale. Pr'ythee! stand further off. Cal. Beat him enough: after a little time, I'll beat him too. Ste. Stand further. — Come, proceed, Cal. Why, as I told thee, 'tis a custom with him I' the afternoon to sleep: there thou may'st brain him, Having first seiz'd his books ; or with a log Batter his skull, or paunch him with a stake. Or cut his wezand 3 with thy knife: Remember, First to possess his books ; for without them He's but a sot, as I am, nor hath not One spirit to command: They all do hate him, As rootedly as I : Bum but his books ; • Alluding to Trinculo's party-colored dress. 1 Springs. > Throat Scene Til TEMPEST. IS He has brave utensils, (for so he calls them,) Which, when he has a house, he'll deck withal. And that most deeply to consider, is The beauty of his daughter ; he himself Calls her a nonpareil : I ne'er saw woman, But only Sycorax my dam and she; But she as far surpasseth Sycorax, As greatest does least. Ste. Is it so brave a lass? Cal. Ay, my lord ; she will become thy bed, I warrant, And bring thee forth brave brood. Ste. Monster, I will kill this man : his daughter and I will be king and queen ; (save our graces ! ) and Trinculo and thyself shall be viceroys : — Dost thou like the plot, Trinculo ? Trin. Excellent. Ste. Give me thy hand ; I am sorry I beat thee : but, while thou livest, keep a good tongue in thy head. Cal. Within this half hour will he be asleep ; Wilt thou destroy him then ? Ste. Ay, on mine honor. Art. This will I tell my master. Cal. Thou mak'st me merry : I am full of plea- sure; Let us be jocund: Will you troll the catch You taught me but while-ere ? Ste. At thy request, monster, I will do reason, any reason: Come on, Trinculo, let us sing. [Sings. Flout 'em, and shout 'em; and shout 'em and flout 'em; Thought is free. Cal. That's not the tune. [Ariel plays the tune on a tabor and pipe. Ste. What is this same 1 Trin. This is the tune of our catch, played by the picture of No-body. Ste. If thou beest a man, show thyself in thy likeness : if thou beest a devil, take't as thou list. Trin. 0, forgive me my sins! Ste. He that dies, pays all debts : I defy thee : — Mercy upon us ! Cal. Art thou afeard? Ste. No, monster, not I. Cal. Be not afeard ; the isle is full of noises, Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight, and hurt not. Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments Will hum about mine ears ; and sometimes voices, That, if I then had wak'd after long sleep, Will make me sleep again : and then, in dreaming, The clouds, methought, would open, and show riches Ready to drop upon me ; that, when I wak'd, I cry'd to dream again. Ste. This will prove a brave kingdom to me, where I shall have my music for nothing. Cal. When Prospero is destroyed. Ste. That shall be by and by : I remember the ■tory. Trin. The sound is going away : let's follow it, and after, do our work. Ste. Lead, monster; we'll follow. — I would I could see this taborer : he lays it on. Trin. Wilt come? I'll follow, Stephano. [Exeunt. SCENE III. — Another part of the Island. inter Alonso, Sebastian, Antonio, Gonzalo, Adrian, Francisco, and others. Gon. By'r lakin,' I can go no further, sir; • Out lady. My old bones ache : here's a maze trod, indeed. Through forth-rights, and meanders ! by your pa- tience, I needs must rest me. Alon. Old lord, I cannot blame thee, Who am myself attach'd with weariness, To the dulling of my spirits : sit down, and rest. Even heic I will put off my hope, and keep it No longer for my flatterer: he is drown'd, Whom thus we stray to find; and the sea mocks Our frustrate search on land : well, let him go. Ant. I am right glad that he's so out of hope. [Aside to Sebastiatt. Do not, for one repulse, forego the purpose That you resolv'd to effect. Seb. The next advantage Will we take thoroughly. Ant. Let it be to-night ; For, now they are oppress'd with travel, they Will not, nor cannot, use such vigilance, As when they are fresh. Seb. I say, to-night : no more. Solemn and strange Music ; and Prospero above, invisible. Enter several strange Shapes, bring- ing in a Banquet; they dance about it with gentle actions of salutation ; and, inviting the King, Sfc. to eat, they depart. Alon. What harmony is this ? my good friends, hark! Gon. Marvellous sweet music! Alon. Give us kind keepers, heavens ! What were these? Seb. A living drollery : 4 Now I will believe, That there are unicorns ; that in Arabia There is one tree, the phoenix' throne ; one phoenix At this hour reigning there. Ant. I'll believe both; And what does else want credit, come to me, And I'll be sworn 'tis true : Travellers ne'er did lie. Though fools at home condemn them. Gon. If hi Naples I should report this now, would they believe me ? If I should say I saw such islanders, (For, certes, these are people of the island,) Who, though they are of monstrous shape, yet, note, Their manners are more gentle-kind, than of Our human generation you shall find Many, nay, almost any. Pro. Honest lord, Thou hast said well; for some of you there present Are worse than devils. , [Aside. Alon. I cannot too much muse, Such shapes, such gesture, and such sound, ex- pressing (Although they want the use of tongue) a kind Of excellent dumb discourse. Pro. Praise in departing. [Aside. Fran. They vanish'd strangely. Seb. No matter, since They have left their viands behind ; for we have stomachs. — Will't please you taste of what is here ? Alon. Not I- Gon. Faith, sir, you need not fear : When we were boys, Who would believe that there were mountaineers, Dew-lapp'd like bulls, whose throats had hanging at them Wallets of flesh ? or that there were such men, •Show. 14 TEMPEST. Act IV Whose heads stood in their breasts 1 which now we find, Each putter-out on five for one, will bring us Good warrant of. Alon. I will stand to, and feed, Although my last: no matter, since I feel 1 ne best is past : — Brother, my lord the duke, Stand to, and do as we. Thunder and lightning. Enter Ariel like a harpy ; claps his wings upon the table, and, with a quaint device, the banquet vanishes. Ariel. You are three men of sin, whom destiny (That hath to instrument this lower world, And what is in't,) the never-surfeited sea Hath caused to belch up; and on this island Where man doth not inhabit ; you 'mongst men Being most unfit to live. I have made you mad; [Seeing Alon., Seb., dfc. draw their swords. And even with such like valor, men hang and drown Their proper selves. You fools ! I and my fellows Are ministers of fate ; the elements Of whom your swords are temper'd, may as well Wound the loud winds, or with bemock'd-at stabs Kill the still-closing waters, as diminish One dowle' that's in my plume ; my fellow-ministers Are like invulnerable : if you could hurt, Your swords are now too massy for your strengths, And will not be uplifted : But remember, (For that's my business to you,) that you three From Milan did supplant good Prospero; Expos'd unto the sea, which hath requit it, Him, and his innocent child ; for which foul deed The powers, delaying, not forgetting, have Incens'd the seas and shores, yea, all the creatures, Against your peace : Thee of thy son, Alonso, They have bereft ! and do pronounce by me. Lingering perdition (worse than any death Can be at once) shall step by step attend You, and your ways ; whose wrath to guard you from (Which here, in this ^nost desolate i&le, else falls Upon your heads,) is nothing, but heart's sorrow, And a clear life ensuing. He vanishes in thunder: then, to soft music, entet the Shapes again, and dance with mops ana mowes, and carry out the table. Pro. [Aside.'] Bravely the figure of this narpy hast thou Perform 'd, my Ariel ; a grace it had, devouring • Of my instruction hast thou nothing 'bated, In what thou hadfct to say : so, with good life, And observation strange, my meaner ministers Their several kinds have done : my high charmi work, And these, mine enemies, are all knit up In their distractions: they now are in my power; And in these fits I leave them, whilst I visit Young Ferdinand, (whom they suppose is drown'd,) And his and my lov'd darling. [Exit Prospero from above Gon. I' the name of something holy, sir, why stand you In this strange stare] Alon. O, it is monstrous ! monstrous Methought the billows spoke, and told me of it ; The winds did sing it to me ; and the thunder, That deep and dreadful organ-pipe, pronoune'd The name of Prosper ; it did bass my trespass. Therefore my son i' the ooze is bedded ; and I'll seek him deeper than e'er plummet sounded, And with him there lie mudded. [Exit Seb. But one fiend at a time I'll fight their legions o'er. Ant. I'll be thy second. [Exeunt Seb. and Ant. Gon. All three of them are desperate; their great guilt, Like poison given to work a great time after, Now 'gins to bite the spirits: 1 do beseech you That are of suppler joints, follow them swiftly, And hinder them from what this ecstacy 8 May now provoke them to. Adr Follow, I pray you. [Exeunt ACT IV. SCENE I.— Before Prospero's Cell. Enter Prospero, Ferdinand, and Miranda. Pro. If I have too austerely punish'd you, Your compensation makes amends; for I Have given you here a thread of mine own life, Or that for which I live ; whom once again I tender to thy hand; all thy vexations Were but my trials of thy love, and thou Hast strangely stood the test : here, afore Heaven, I ratify this my rich gift. Ferdinand, Do not smile at me, that I boast her off, For thou shalt find she will outstrip all praise, And make it halt behind her. Fer. I do believe it, Against an oracle. Pro. Then, as my gift, and thine own acquisition Worthily purchas'd, take my daughter: But If thou dost break her virgin knot before Ml sanctimonious ceremonies may With full and holy rites be minister'd. No sweet aspersion 1 shall the heavens let fall To make this contract grow; but barren hate, » Down. • Pure, blameless. * Sprinkling. Sour-ey'd disdain, and discord, shall bestrew The union of your bed with weeds so loathly, That you shall hate it both : therefore, take heed, As Hymen's lamps shall light you. Fer. As I hope For quiet days, fair issue, and long life, With such love as 'tis now ; the murkiest den, The most opportune place, the strongest suggestioi Our worser Genius can, shall never melt Mine honor into lust; to take away The edge of that day's celebration, When I shall think, or Phoebus' steeds are foun der'd, Or night kept chair'd below. Pro. Fairly spoke: Sit then, and talk with her, she is thine own. — What, Ariel ; my industrious servant Ariel ! Enter Ariel. Art. What would my potent master? here I am. Pro. Thou and thy meaner fellows your last ser- vice Did worthily perform ; and I must use you • Alienation of mind. Scene I. TEMPEST. 15 In such another trick : go, bring the rabble, O'er whom I give thee power, here, to this place: Incite them to quick motion ; for I must Bestow upon the eyes of this young couple Some vanity of mine art ; it is my promise, And they expect it from me. Ari. Presently 1 Pro. Ay, with a twink. Ari. Before you can say, Come, and go, And breathe twice ; and cry, so, so; Each one tripping on his toe, Will be here with mop and mowe : Do you love me master '! no. Pro. Dearly, my delicate Ariel : do not approach, Till thou dost hear me call. Ari. Well I conceive. [Exit. Pro. Look, thou be true ; do not give dalliance Too much the rein ; the strongest oaths are straw To the fire i' the blood: be more abstemious, Or else good night, your vow ! Fer. I warrant you, sir; The white-cold virgin snow upon my heart Abates the ardor of my liver. Pro. Well.— Now come, my Ariel ; bring a corollary,' Rather than want a spirit ; appear, and pertly. — No tongue ; all eyes ; be silent. [Soft ?nusic. A Masque. Enter Iris. Iris. Ceres, most bounteous lady, thy rich leas Of wheat, rye, barley, vetches, oats, and peas; Thy turfy mountains, where live nibbling sheep, And flat meads thatch'd with stover, them to keep ; Thv banks with peonied and lillied brims, Which spongy April at thy hest' betrims, To make cold nymphs chaste crowns; and thy broom groves, Wl ose shadow the dismissed bachelor loves, Being lass-lorn; thy pole-clipt vineyard; And thy sea-marge, steril, and rocky-hard, Where thou thyself dost air : The queen o' the sky, Whose wat'ry arch, and messenger, am I, Bid* thee leave these ; and with her sovereign grace, He;e, on this grass-plot, in this very place, To come and sport : her peacocks fly amain ; Approach, rich Ceres, her to entertain. Enter Ceres. Cer. Hail, many-colored messenger, that ne'er Dost disobey the wife of Jupiter; Who, with thy saffron wings, upon my flowers Diffusest honey-drops, refreshing showers; And with each end of thy blue bow dost crown My bosky 2 acres, and my unshrubb'd down, Rich scarf to my proud earth ; Why hath thy queen Summon'd me hither, to this short-grass'd green ? Iris. A contract of true love to celebrate; And some donation freely to estate On the bless'd lovers. Cer. Tell me, heavenly bow, If Venus, or her son, as thou dost know, Do now attend the queen? since they did plot The means, that dusky Dis 3 my daughter got, Her and her blind boy's scandal'd company I have forsworn. Iris. Of her society Be not afraid; I met her deity Cutting the clouds towards Paphos; and her son Dove-drawn with her: here thought they to have done Some wanton charm upon this man and maid, Whose vows are, that no bed-rite shall be paid * Surplus. » Woody. ' Command. » Pluto. Till Hymen's torch be lighted : but in vain ; Mars' hot minion is returned again ; Her waspish-headed son has broke his arro-*r«i, Swears he will shoot no more, but play v.th spajw rows, And be a boy right out. Cer. Highest queen nf state, Great Juno comes : I know her by hei g-*it. Enter Juno. Juno. How does my bounteous sister ! Go wi^a me, To bless this twain, that they may pi^sperous be And honor'd in their issue. SONG. Juno. Honor, riches, marriage-blessing, Long continuance, and increasing. Hourly joys be still upon you! Juno sings her blessings on you. Cer. Earth's increase, and foison* plenty, ? Barns, and garners never empty,- Vines with clusfring bunches growiit^ Plants, with goodly burden bowing; Spring come to you, at the farthest. In the very end of harvest ! Scarcity and want shall shun you ,• Ceres' blessing so is on you. Fer. This is a most majestic vision, and Harmonious charmingly : May I be bold To think these spirits ? Pro. Spirits, which by mine art I have from their confines call'd to enact My present fancies. Fer. Let me live here ever; So rare a wonder'd 6 father and a wife, Make this place paradise. [Juno and Ceres whisper, and send Irh on employment. Pro. Sweet now, silence Juno and Ceres whisper seriously; There's something else to do : hush, and be mute, Or else our spell is marr'd. Iris. You nymphs, call'd Naiads, of the wan- d'ring brooks, With your sedg'd crowns, and ever harmless looka, Leave your crisp channels, and on this green land Answer your summons; Juno does command: Come, temperate nymphs, and help to celebrate A contract of true love ; be not too late. Enter certain Nymphs. You sunburn'd sicklcmen, of August weary, Come hither from the furrow, and be merry; Make holy-day : your rye-straw hats put on, And these fresh nymphs encounter every one In country footing. Enter certain Reapers, properly habited: they join with the Nymphs in a graceful dance,- toward* the end whereof Prospero starts suddenly ana speaks,- after which, to a strange, hollow, and confused noise, they heavily vanish. Pro. [Aside.'] I had forgot that foul conspiracy Of the beast Caliban, and his confederates, Against my life; the minute of their plot Is almost come. — [7b the Spirits.'] Well done;— avoid; — no more. Fer. This is most strange : your father's in sonw passion That works him strongly. Mira. Never till this day. Saw I him touch'd with anger so distemper'd. 4 Abundance. » Able to produce 6uch woivUit 16 TEMPEST. Act IV Pro. You do look, my son, in a mov'd sort, As if you were dismay'd: be cheerful, sir: Our revels now are ended: these our actors, \s I foretold you, were all spirits, and Are melted into air, into thin air; And, like the baseless fabric of this vision, The cloud-capp'd towers, the gorgeous palaces, The solemn temples, the great globe itself, Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve ; And, like this insubstantial pageant faded, Leave not a rack behind : We are sii h stuff As dreams are made of, and our little life Is rounded with a sleep. — Sir, I am vex'd ; Bear with my weakness : my old brain is troubled. Be not disturb'd with my infirmity : If you be pleas'd, retire into my cell, And there repose; a turn or two I'll walk, Tr still my beating mind. Fer. Mira. We wish you peace. [Exeunt. Pro. Come with a thought : — I thank you : — Ariel, come. Enter Ariel. Ari. Thy thoughts I cleave to; What's thy plea- sure] Pro. Spirit, vVe must prepare to meet with Caliban. Ari. Ay, my commander: when I presented Ceres, I thought to have told thee of it; but I fear'd, Lest I might anger thee. Pro. Say again, where didst thou leave these varlets ] Ari. I told you, sir, they were red hot with drinking : So full of valor, that they smote the air For breathing in their faces; beat the ground For kissing of their feet; yet always bending Towards their project: Then I beat my tabor, At which, like unback'd colts, they prick'd their ears, Advanc'd their eyelids, lifted up their noses, As they smelt music ; so I charm 'd their ears, That, calf-like, they my lowing follow'd, through Tooth'd briers, sharp furzes, pricking goss, and thorns, Which enter'd their frail shins ; at last I left them I' the filthy mantled pool beyond your cell, There dancing up to the chins, that the foul lake O'er-stunk their feet. Pro. This was well done, my bird. Thy shape invisible retain thou still : The trumpery in my house, go, bring it hither, For stale 6 to catch these thieves. Ari. I go, I go. [Exit. Pro. A devil, a born devil, on whose nature Nurture" can never stick; on whom my pains, Humanely taken, all, all lost, quite lost; And as, with age, his body uglier grows, So his mind cankers: I will plague them all, Re-enter Ariel, loaden with glistering apparel, Sf C . Even to roaring: — Come, hang them on this line. Prospero and Ariel remain invisible. Enter Caliban, Stephano, and Trinculo, all wet. Cal. Pray you, tread softly, that the blind mole may noi Hear a foot fall ; we now are near his cell. Ste. Monster, your fairy, which, you say, is a narmless fairy, has done little better than played the Jack' with us. Bait • Jack with a lantern. Trin. Monster, I do smell all horse-piss, at which my nose is in great indignation. Ste. So is mine. Do you hear, monster? If I should take a displeasure against you ; look you. - Trin. Thou wert but a lost monster. Cal. Good my lord, give me thy favor still • Be patient, for the prize I'll bring thee to Shall hood-wink this mischance: therefore, speak softly, All's hush'd as midnight yet. Trin. Ay, but to lose our bottles in the pool, — Ste. There's not only disgrace and dishonor in that, monster, but an infinite loss. Trin. That's more to me than my wetting : yet this is your harmless fairy, monster. Ste. I will fetch off my bottle, though I be o'ei ears for my labor. Cal. Pr'ythee, my king, be quiet: Seest thou here This is the mouth of the cell : no noise, and enter . Do that good mischief, which may make this island Thine own for ever, and I, thy Caliban, For aye thy foot-licker. Ste. Give me thy hand: I do begin to have bloody thoughts. Trin. O king Stephano! peer! O worthy Stephano ! look, what a wardrobe here is for thee ! Cal. Let it alone, thou fool ; it is but trash. Trin. 0, ho, monster ; we know what belongs to a frippery : 9 — king Stephano ! Ste. Put off that gown, Trinculo ; by thi» hand, I'll have that gown. Trin. Thy grace shall have it. Cal. The dropsy drown this fool ! what do you mean, To doat thus on such luggage 1 Let's along, And do the murder first : if he awake, From toe to crown he'll fill our skins with pinches Make us strange stuff. Ste. Be you quiet, monster. — Mistress line, is not this my jerkin 1 Now is the jerkin under the line : now, jerkin, you are like to lose your hair, and prove a bald jerkin. Trin. Do, do : We steal by line and level, a'nt like your grace. Ste. I thank thee for that jest ; here's a garment for't : wit shall not go unrewarded, while I am king of this country: Steal by line and level, is an ex- cellent pass of pate ; there's another garment for't. Trin. Monster, come, put some lime ' upon your fingers, and away with the rest. Cal. I will have none on't: we shall lose our time, And all be turn'd to barnacles, or to apes With foi eheads villainous low. Ste. Monster, lay-to your fingers ; help to bear this away, where my hogshead of wine is, or I'll turn you out of my kingdom ; go to, carry this. Trin. And this. Ste. Ay, and this. A noise of hunters heard. Enter divers Spirits, in shape of hounds, and hunt them about,' Prospero and Ariel setting them on. Pro. Hey, Mountain, hey! Ari. Silver.' there it goes, Silver! Pro. Fury! Fury! there, Tyrant, there ! hark, hark! [Cal., Ste., and Thin, are driven out. Go, charge my goblins that they grind their joint* With dry convulsions; shorten up their sinews With aged cramps ; and more pinch-spr tted nis\k« them, Than pard, a or cat o' mountain. » A shop for sale of old clothes. l Bird-lima * Leopard. Act V. Scene I. TEMPEST. 17 Ari. Hark, they roar. Pro. Let them be hunted soundly: at this hour Lie at my mercy all mine enemies: Shortly shall all my labors end, and thou Shalt have the air at freedom : for a little, Follow, and do me service. [ Exeunt ACT Y. SCENE I.— Before the Cell of Prospero. Enter Prospero in his magic robes, and Ariel. Pro. Now does my project gather to a head : My charms crack not ; my spirits obey ; and time Goes upright with his carriage. How's the day ] Ari. On the sixth hour ; at which time, my lord, You said our work should cease. Pro. I did say so, When first I rais'd the tempest Say, my spirit, How fares the king and his] Ari. Confin'd together In the same fashion as you gave in charge; Just as you left them, sir; all prisoners In the lime-grove which weather-fends 3 your cell; They cannot budge, till you release. The king, His brother, and yours, abide all three distracted; And the remainder mourning over them, Brim-full of sorrow and dismay ; but chiefly Him you term'd, sir, The good old lord, Gonzalo; His tears run down his beard, like winter's drops From eaves of reeds : your charm so strongly works them, That if you now beheld them, your affections Would become tender. Pro. Dost thou think so, spirit"? Ari. Mine would, sir, were I human. Pro. And mine shall. Hast thou, which art but air, a touch, a feeling Of their afflictions ] and shall not myself, One of their kind, that relish all as sharply Passion as they, be kindlier mov'd than thou art] Though with their high wrongs I am struck to the quick, Yet, with my nobler reason, 'gainst my fury Do I take part: the rarer action is In virtue than in vengeance : they being penitent, The sole drift of my purpose doth extend Not a frown further : Go, release them, Ariel ; My charms I'll break, their senses I'll restore, And they shall be themselves. Ari. I'll fetch them, sir. [Exit. Pro. Ye elves of hills, brooks, standing lakes, and groves; A.nd ye, that on the sands with printless foot Do chase the ebbing Neptune, and do fly him, When he comes back; you demi-puppets, that By moon-shine do the green-sour ringlets make, Whereof the ewe not bites; and you, whose pastime Is to make midnight-mushrooms ; that rejoice To hear the solemn curfew ; by whose aid (Weak masters though you be) I have be-dimm'd The noon-tide sun, call'd forth the mutinous winds, And 'twixt the green sea and the azur'd vault Set roaring war: to the dread rattling thunder Have I given fire, and rifted Jove's stout oak With his own bolt: the strong-bas'd promontory Have I made shake ; and by the spurs pluck'd up The pine, and cedar : graves, at my command, Have wak'd their sleepers; oped, and let them forth By my so potent art: But this rough magic I here abjure: and, when I have rtquir'd » Defends from bad weather. Some heavenly music, (which even now I do,) To work mine end upon their senses, that This airy charm is for, I'll break my staff, Bury it certain fathoms in the earth, And deeper than did ever plummet sound, I'll drown my book. [Solemn Music. Re-enter Am el : after him Alonso, with a frantic gesture, attended by Gonzalo ; Sebastian and Antonio in like manner attended by Adrian and Francisco : They all enter the circle which Prospero had made, and there stand charmed; which Prospero observi?ig, speaks. A solemn air, and the best comforter To an unsettled fancy, cure thy brains, Now useless, boiled within thy skull! There stand, For you are spell-stopp'd. Holy Gonzalo, honorable man, Mine eyes, even sociable to the shew of thine, Fall fellowly drops. — The charm dissolves apace: And as the morning steals upon the night, Melting the darkness, so their rising senses Begin to chase the ignorant fumes that mantle Their clearer reason. — my good Gonzalo, My true preserver, and a loyal sir To him thou follow'st ; I will pay thy graces Home both in word and deed. — Most cruelly Didst thou, Alonso, use me and my daughter. Thy brother was a furtherer in the act; — Thou'rt pinch'd for't now, Sebastian. — Flesh and blood, You brother mine, that entertain'd ambition, Expell'd remorse 4 and nature ; who, with Sebastian. (Whose inward pinches therefore are most strong,) Would here have kill'd your king ; I do forgive thee, Unnatural though thou art ! — Their understanding Begins to swell ; and the approaching tide Will shortly fill the reasonable shores, That now lie foul and muddy. Not one of them, That yet looks on me, or would know me : — Ariel, Fetch me the hat and rapier in my cell ; [Exit Ariel. I will dis-case me, and my self present, As I was sometime Milan: — quickly, spirit: Thou shalt ere long be free. Ariel re-enters, singing, and helps to attire Prospero. Ari. Wliere the bee sucks, there suck I; In a cowslip's bell I lie: There I couch when owls do cry. On the bafs back I do Jfy, After summer merrily: Merrily, merrily, shall I live now, Under the blossom that ha?igs on the bough. Pro. Why that's my dainty Ariel ; I shall mi* thee; But yet thou shalt have freedom: so, so, so- To the king's ship, invisible as thou art : There shalt thou find the mariners asleep Under the hatches ; the master and the boatswain, Being awake, enforce them to this place: Air resently, I pr'ythee. 4 Pity or tenderness of heaii At i. I drink the air before me, and return "tr e'er your pulse twice beat. [Exit Ariel Gon. All torment, trouble, wonder, and amaze- ment Inhabits here : Some heavenly power guide us Out of this fearful country! Pre. Behold, sir king, The wronged Duke of Milan, Prospcro: For more assurance that a living prince Does now speak to thee, I embrace thy body And to thee, and thy company, I bid A hearty welcome. A/on. Whe'r 5 thou beest he, or no, Or some enchanted trifle to abuse me, As late I have been, I not know : thy pulse Beats, as of flesh and blood ; and since I saw thee, The affliction of my mind amends, with which, I fear, a madness held me : this must crave (An if this be at all) a most strange story. Thy dukedom I resign ; and do entreat Thou pardon me my wrongs : — But how should Prospero Be living and be here? Pro. First, noble friend, Let me embrace thine age ; whose honor cannot Be measur'd, or confin'd. Gon. Whether this be, Or be not, I'll not swear. Pro. You do yet taste Some subtilties o' the isle, that will not let you Believe things certain : — Welcome, my friends all: — But you, my brace of lords, were I so minded, [Aside to Seb. and Axt. I here could pluck his highness' frown upon you, And justify you traitors : at this time I'll tell no tales. Seb. The devil speaks in him. [Aside. Pro. No:— For you, most wicked sir, whom to call brother Would even infect my mouth, I do forgive Thy rankest fault; all of them; and require My dukedom of thee, which, perforce, I know, Thou must restore. AUm. If thou beest Prospero, Give us particulars of thy preservation: How thou tiast met us here, who three hours since Were wreck'd upon this shore; where I have lost, How sharp the point of this remembrance is ! My dear son Ferdinand. Pro. I am woe* for't, sir. Alon. Irreparable is the loss; and Patience Says, it is past her cure. Pro. I rather think, You have not sought her help ; of whose soft grace, For the like loss, I have her sovereign aid, And rest myself content. Alon. You the like loss ] Pro. As great to me, as late ; and, portable To make the dear loss, have I means much weaker Than you may call to comfort you : for I Have lost my daughter. Alon. A daughter] heavens! that they were living both in Naples, The king and queen there ! that they were, I wish Myself were inudded in that oozy bed Where my son lies. When did you lose your daughter' Pro. In this lao.c tempest. I perceive, these lords At this encounter do so much admire. That they devour their reason ; and scarce think Their eyes do offices of truth, their words i Whether. Sorry. Are natural breat . , but howsoe'er you have Been justled from your senses, know for certain. That I am Prospero, and that very duke Which was thrust forth of Milan; who most strangely Upon this shore, where you were wreck'd, \nu landed, To be the lord on't. No more yet of this ; For 'tis a chronicle of day by day, Not a relation for a breakfast, nor Befitting this first meeting. Welcome, sir; This cell's my court: here have I few attendant* And subjects none abroad: pray you look in. My dukedom since you have given me again, I will requite you with as good a thing, At least, bring forth a wonder, to content ye As much as me my dukedom. The entrance of the cell opens, and discovers Fkr- DiiTAjfD and Miranda playing at chess. Mira. Sweet lord, you play me false. Fer. No, my dearest love. I would not for the world. Mira. Yes, for a score of kingdoms you should wrangle, And I would call it fair play. Alon. If this prove A vision of the island, one dear son Shall I twice lose. Seb. A most high miracle ! Fer. Tho' the seas threaten, they are merciful; I have curs'd them without cause. [Ferd. kneels to Alok. Alon. Now all the blessing? Of a glad father compass thee about ! Arise, and say how thou cam'st here. Mira. . ! wonder ! How many goodly creatures are there here! How beauteous mankind is ! O brave new world, That has such people in't! Pro. 'Tis new to thee. Alon. What is this maid, with whom thou wast at play 1 Your eld'st acquaintance cannot be three hours : Is she the goddess that hath sever'd us, And brought us thus together] Fer. Sir, she's mortal. But, by immortal Providence, she's mine; I chose her, when I could not ask my father For his advice ; nor thought I had one : she Is daughter to. this famous duke of Milan, Of whom so often I have heard renown, But never saw before; of whom I have Received a second life, and second father This lady makes him to me. Alon. I am hers: But 0, how oddly will it sound, that I Must ask my child forgiveness ! Pro. There, sir, stop: Let us not burden our remembrances With a heaviness that's gone. Gon. I have inly wept, Or should have spoke ere this. Look down, you gods, And on this couple drop a blessed crown ; For it is you, that have chalk'd forth the way Which brought us hither! Alon. I say, Amen, Gonzalo! Gon. Was Milan thrust from Milan, that his is»u« Should become kings of Naples] O, rejoice Beyond a common joy ; and set it down With gold on lasting pillars: In one voyage Did Claribel her husband find at Tunis* Scene I. TEMPEST. 19 And FerdinanJ, her brother, found a wife, Where he himself was lost ; Prospero his dukedom, In a poor isle ; and all of us, ourselves, When no man was his own. Alon. Give me your hands : [To Fer. and Mir. Let grief and sorrow still embrace his heart, That doth not wish you joy ! Gon. Be't so ! Amen ! Re-enter Ariel, with the Master and Boatswain amazedly following. look, sir, look, sir ; here are more of us ! 1 prophesied, if a gallows were on land, This fellow could not drown : — Now, blasphemy, That swear'st grace o'erboard, not an oath on shore? Hast thou no mouth by land? What is the news? Boats. The best news is, that we have safely found Our king, and company : the next our ship, — Which, but three glasses since, we gave out split, Is tight and yare, 1 and bravely rigg'd, as when We first put out to sea. Ari. Sir, all this service } Have I done since I went > Aside. Pro. My tricksy* spirit! ) Alon. These are not natural events; they strengthen From strarige to stranger: — Say, how came you hither ? Boats. If I did think, sir, I were well awake, I'd strive to tell you. We were dead of sleep, And (how, we know not) all clapp'd under hatches, Where, but even now, with strange and several noises Of roaring, shrieking, howling, gingling chains, And more diversity of sounds, all horrible, We were awak'd; straightway, at liberty: Where we, in all her trim, freshly beheld Our royal, good, and gallant ship; our master Cap' ring to eye her: On a trice, so please you, Even in a dream, were we divided from them, And were brought moping hither. Art. Was't well done? 1 Pro. Bravely, my diligence. Thou > Aside. shalt be free. ) Alon. This is as strange a maze as e'er men trod ; And there is in this business more than nature Was ever conduct" of: some oracle Must rectify our knowledge. Pro. Sir, my liege, Do not infest your mind with beating on The strangeness of this business ; at pick'd leisure, Which shall be shortly, single I'll resolve you (Which to you shall seem probable) of every These happen'd accidents: till when, be cheerful, And think of each thing well. — Come hither, spirit; [Aside. Set Caliban and his companions free : Untie the spell. [Exit Ariel.] How fares my gracious sir? There are yet missing of your company Some few odd lads, that you remember not. Re-enter Ariel, driving in Caliban, Stephano, and Tu'xculo, in their stolen apparel. Ste. Lvery man shift for all the rest, and let no man take care lor himself; for all is but fortune: — Coragio, bully-monster, Coragio ! Trin. If these be true spies which I wear in my head, here's a goodly sight. Ready. • Clever, adroit. • Conductor. Cal. O Setebos, these b? brave spirits), indeed ! How fine my master is! I am afraid He will chastise me. Seb. Ha, ha; What things are these, my lord Antonio? Will money buy them ? Ant. Very like, one of them Is a plain fish, and, no doubt, marketable. Pro. Mark but the badges of these men, my lords Then say, if they be true: 1 — This mis-shapen knave, His mother was a witch ; and one so strong That could control the moon, make flows and ebbs, And deal in her command, without her power: These three have robb'd me; and this demi-devil (For he's a bastard one) had plotted with them To take my life : two of these fellows you Must know, and own ; this thing of darkness I Acknowledge mine. Cal. I shall be pinch'd to death. Alon. Is not this Stephano, my drunken butler? Seb. He is drunk now : Where had he wine ? Alon. And Trinculo is reeling ripe: Where should they Find this grand liquor that hath gilded them ? — How cam'st thou in this pickle? Trin. I have been in such a pickle, since I saw you last, that, I fear me, will never out of my bones: I shall not fear fly-blowing. Seb. Why, how now, Stephano? Ste. 0, touch me not; I am not Stephano, but a cramp. Pro. You'd be king of the isle, sirrah ? Ste. I should have been a sore one then. Alon. This is as strange a thing as e'er I look'd on. [Pointing to Caliban. Pro. He is as disproportion^ in his manners, As in his shape : — Go, sirrah, to my cell ; Take with you your companions; as you look To have my pardon, trim it handsomely. Honest. w TEMPEST. Act V. EPILOGUE.— Spoken by Prospero. Now my charms are all (fa-thrown, And what strength I have's mine own; Which is most faint : now, His true, I must be here confined by you, Or sent to Naples : Let me not, Sinie I have my dukedom got, And pardon' d the deceiver, dwell In this bare island, by your spell; But release me from my bands, With the help of your good hands' * Appltuse ; noise waa supposed to dissolve • spell. Gentle breath of yours my sails Must fill, or else my project fails, Which was to please : Now I want Spirits to enforce, art to enchant; And my ending is despair, Unlesis I be reliev'd by prayer; Wldch pierces so, that xt assaults Mercy itself, and frees all faults. As you from crimes w,uldpardorid bi, Let your indulgence set me free. TWO GENTLEMEN OF YERONA. PERSONS REPRESENTED. Duke of Milan, Father to Silvia. Valentine, ) G tnthmen of Verona. .Proteus, } J Antonio, Father to Proteus, Thuiuo, a foolish Rival to Valentine. Eglamour, Agent for Silvia in her Escape. Speed, a clownish Servant to Valentine. Ijaunce, Servant to Proteus. Pantrtno, Servant to Antonio. Host where Julia lodges in Milan. Outlaws. Julia, a Lady of Verona, beloved by Proteu?. Silti a, the Duke's Daughter, beloved by Valentine. Lucetta, Waiting-woman to Julia. Servants, Musicians. SCENE, sometiues in Verona; sometimes in Milan; and on the Frontiers of Mantua ACTI. SCENE I. — An open Place in Verona. Enter Valentine and Proteus. Val. Cease to persuade, my loving Proteus; Home-keeping youth have ever homely wits : Wer't not affection chains thy tender days To the sweet glances of thy honor'd love, I rather would entreat thy company, To see the wonders of the world abroad, Than living dully sluggardiz'd at home, Wear out thy youth with shapeless idleness. But, since thou lov'st, love still, and thrive therein, Even as I would, when I to love begin. Pro. Wilt thou begone ? Sweet Valentine, adieu ! Think on thy Proteus, when thou, haply, seest Some rare note-worthy object in thy travel: Wish me partaker in thy happiness, When thou dost meet good- hap; and, in thy danger, If ever danger do environ thee, Commend thy grievance to my holy prayers, For I will be thy bead's-man, Valentine. Val. And on a love-book pray for my success. Pro. Upon some book I love, I'll pray for thee. Val. That's on some shallow story of deep love. How young Leander cross'd the Hellespont. Pro. That's a deep story of a deeper love ; For he was more than over shoes in love. Val. 'Tis true; for you are over boots in love, And yet you never swam the Hellespont. Pro. Over the boots 1 nay, give me not the boots. 1 Val. No, I'll not, for it boots thee not. Pro. What? Val. To be In love, where scorn is bought with groans ; coy looks, With heart-sore sighs ; one fading moment's mirth, With twenty watchful, weary, tedious nights: If haply won, perhaps, a hapless gain ; 'A humorous punishment at harvest-home feasts, &c. f211 If lost, why then a grievous labor won ; However, but a folly bought with wit, Or else a wit by folly vanquished. Pro. So, by your circumstance, you call me fool. Val. So, by your circumstance, I fear, you'll prove. Pro. 'Tis love you cavil at; I am not Love. Val. Love is your master, for he masters you* And he that is 60 yoked by a fool, Methinks should not be chronicled for wise. Pro. Yet writers say, As in the sweetest bud The eating canker dwells, so eating love Inhabits in the finest wifs of all. Val- And writers say, As the most forward bu i Is eaten by the canker ere it blow, Even so by love the young and tender wit Is turn'd to folly ; blasting in the bud, Losing its verdure even in the prime, And all the fair effects of future hopes. But wherefore waste I time to counsel thee, That art a votary to fond desire 1 Once more adieu: my father at the road Expects my coming, there to see me shipp'd. Pro. And thither will I bring thee, Valentine. Val. Sweet Proteus, no ; now let us take our leave. At Milan let me hear from thee by letters, Of thy success in love, and what news else Betideth here in absence of thy friend; And I likewise will visit thee with mine. Pro. All happiness bechance to thee in Milan! Val. As much to you at home ! and so farewell ! [Exit Valentine Pro. He after honor hunts, I after love: He leaves his friends to dignify them more; I leave myself, my friends, and all for love. Thou, Julia, thou hast metamorphos'd me; Made me neglect my studies, lose my time, War with good counsel, set the world at nought- Made wit with musing weak, heart sick with thought. Enter Speed. Speed. Sir Proteus, save you: saw you my master 1 Pro. But now he parted hence, to embark for Milan. Speed. Twenty to one then he is shipp'd already ; And I have play'd the sheep in losing him. Pro. Indeed a sheep doth very often stray, An if the shepherd be awhile away. Speed. You conclude that my master is a shep- herd then, and I a sheep 1 Pro. I do. Speed. Why then my horns are his horns, whether 1 wake or sleep. Pro. A silly answer, and fitting well a sheep. Speed. This proves me still a sheep. Pro. True; and thy master a shepherd. Speed. Nay, that I can deny by a circumstance. Pro. It shall go hard, but I'll prove it by another. Speed. The shepherd seeks the sheep, and not the sheep the shepherd ; but I seek my master, and my master seeks not me ; therefore, I am no sheep. Pro. The sheep for fodder follow the shepherd, the shepherd for food follows not the sheep; thou for wages followest thy master, thy master for wages follows not thee : therefore thou art a sheep. Speed. Such another proof will make me cry baa. Pro. But dost thou hear] gav'st thou my letter to Julia] Speed. Ay, sir : I, a lost mutton, gave your letter U) her, a laced mutton; 1 and she, a laced mutton, gave me, a lost mutton, nothing for my labor. Pro. Here's too small a pasture for such a store of muttons. Speed. If the ground be overcharged, you were best stick her. Pro. Nay, in that you are astray, 'twere best pound you. Speed. Nay, sir, less than a pound shall serve me for carrying your letter. Pro. You mistake ; I mean the pound, a pinfold. Speed. From a pound to a pin ] fold it over and over, Tis threefold too little for carrying a letter to your lover. Pro. But what said she] did she nod] [Speed nods. Speed. I. Pro. Nod, I] why, that's noddy. 3 Speed. You mistook, sir; I say, she did nod: and you ask me, if she did nod ; and 1 say, I. Pro. And that set together, is — noddy. Speed. Now you have taken the pains to set it together, take it for your pains. Pro. No, no, you shal' have it for bearing the letter. Speed. Well, I perceive, I must be fain to bear with you. Pro. Why, sir, how do you bear with me ] Speed. Marry, sir, the letter very orderly; having nothing but the word, noddy, for my pains. Pro. Beshrew me, but you have a quick wit. Speed. And yet it cannot overtake your slow purse. Pro. Come, come, open the matter in brief: What «id she] Speed. Open your purse, that the money, and the matter, may be both at once delivered. Pro. Well, sir, here is for your pains: What paid she] Speed. Truly, sir, I think you'll hardly win her. Pro. Why] Couldst thou perceive so much fiom her] Speed. Sir, I could perceive nothing at all from her ; no, not so much as a ducat for delivering your letter: And being so hard to me that brought your mind, I fear she'll prove as hard to you in telling her mind. Give her no t"ken but stones ; for she's as hard as steel. Pro. What, said she nothing] Speed. No, not so much as take this for thy pains. To testify your bounty, I thank you, you have testern'd ' me ; in requital whereof, henceforth carry your letters yourself: and so, sir. I'll commend you to my master. Pro. Go, go, begone, to save your ship from wreck; Which cannot perish, having thee aboard, Being destined to a drier death on shore:— - I must go send some better messenger; I fear, my Julia would not deign my lines, Receiving them from such a worthless post. [Exeunt. SCENE II. — The same. Garden of Julia's house. Enter Julia and Lucetta. Jul. But say, Lucetta, now we are alone Wouldst thou then counse-1 me to fall in love] Luc. Ay, madam, so you stumble not unheed- fully. Jul. Of atl the fair resort of gentlemen, That every day with parle encounter me, In thy opinion, which is worthiest love] Luc. Please you, repeat their names, I'll show my mind According to my shallow simple skill. Jul. What think'st thou of the fair Sir Eglamour ? Luc. As of a knight well spoken, neat and fine , But were I you, he never should be mine. Jul. What think'st thou of the ricfe Mercatio S Luc. Well of his wealth; but of himself, so, so. Jul. What think'st thou of the gewtle Proteus ] Luc. Lord, lord ! to see what folly reigns in us! Jul. How now! what means this passion at his name] Luc. Pardon, dear madam ; 'tis a passing shame, That I, unworthy body as I am, Should censure b thus on lovely gentlemen. Jul. Why not on Proteus, as of all the rest ] Luc. Then thus, of many good I think him best. Jul. Your reason ] Luc. I have no other but a woman's reason; I '*.iink him so, because I think him so. Jul. And wouldst thou have me cast my love on him ] Luc. Ay, if you thought your love not cast away. Jul. Why, he of all the rest, hath never mov'd me. Luc. Yet he of all the rest, I think, best loves ye. Jul. His little speaking shows his love but small Luc. Fire, that is closest kept, burns most of all Jul. They do not love, that do not show their love. Luc. 0, they love least, that let men know their love. Jul. I would I knew his mind. Luc. Peruse this paper madam. Jul. To Julia, — Say, from wtaml Luc. That the contents will show. Jul. Say, say; who gave it theel Luc. Sir Valentine's page; and sent, I think, from Proteus: He would have given it you, but I, teing in the way, Did in your name receive it ; pardon the fault, I pray a A term for a courtesan. 1 A same at cards. ' Given me a sixpence. i Pass senteiK*. Scene III. TWO GENTLEMEN OF VEKGNA. Jul. Now, bj idv modesty, a goodly broker! 6 bare you presume to harbo- wanton lines? Td whisper arid conspire against my youth? .Vow, trust me, 'tis an office of great worth, And you an office, tit for the place, There, take the paper, see it be return'd ; Oi else return no more into my sight. Luc. To plead for love deserves more fee than hate. Jul. Will you begone ? Luc. That you may ruminate. [Exit. Jul. And yet, I would I had o'erlook'd the letter. It were a shame to call her back again, And pray her to a fault for which I chid her. What fool is she, that knows I am a maid, Am: would not force the letter to my view? Since maids, in modesty, say No, to that Which they would have the profferer construe, Ay. Fie, fie! how wayward is this foolish love, That, like a testy babe, will scratch the nurse, And presently, all humbled, kiss the rod! How churlishly I chid Lucetta hence, When willingly I would have had her here ! How angrily 1 taught my brow to frown, When inward joy enforc'd my heart to smile! My penance is, to call Lucetta back, And ask remission for my folly past: — What ho! Lucetta! Re-enter Lucetta. Luc. What would your ladyship? Jul. Is it near dinner time ? Luc. I would it were ; That you might kill your stomach 7 on your meat, And not upon your maid. Jul. What is't you took up So gingerly? Luc. Nothing. Jul. Why didst thou stoop then ? Luc. To take a paper up that I let fall. , Jul. And is that paper nothing? Luc. Nothing concerning me. Jul. Then let it lie for those that it concerns. Luc. Madam, it will not lie where it concerns, Unless it have a false interpreter. Jul. Some love of yours hath writ to you in rhyme. Luc. That I might sing it, madam, to a tune : Give me a note: your ladyship can set. Jul. As little by such toys as maybe possible; Best sing it to the tune of Light o' love. Luc. It is too heavy for so light a tune. Jul. Heavy 1 belike it hath some burden, then. Luc. Ay; and melodious were it, would you sing it. Jul. And why not you? Luc. I cannot reach so high. Jul. Let's see your song : — How now, minion ? Luc. Keep tune there still, so you will sing it out : And yet, methinks, I do not like this tune. Jul. You do not? Lw. No, madam ; it is too sharp. Jut. You, minion, are too saucy. Luc. Nay, now you are too flat, And mar the concord with too harsh a descant ; s There wanteth but a mean* to fill your song. Jul. The mean is drown'd with your unruly base. Luc. Indeed I did the base* for Proteus. Jul. This babble shall not henceforth trouble me. Here is a coil Q with protestation ! [Tears the letter. • Matchmaker. • A term in music. A challenge * Passion or obstinacy. » The tenor in music. » Bustle, stir. Go, get you gone ; and let the papers he : You would be fingering them, to anger me. Luc. She makes it strange; but she would be best pleas'd To be so anger'd with another letter. [Exit. Jul. Nay, would I were so anger'd with the same! hateful hands, to tear such loving words ! Injurious wasps! to feed on such sweet honey, And kill the bees, that yield it, with your stings! I'll kiss each several paper for amends. And here is writ — kind Julia; — unkind Julia! As in revenge of thy ingratitude, 1 throw thy name against the bruising stones, Trampling contemptuously on thy disdain. Look, here is writ — love-wounded Proteus: — Poor wounded name ! my bosom as a bed, Shall lodge thee till thy wound be throughly heal'd: And thus I search it with a sovereign kiss. But twice, or thrice, was Proteus written down ? Be calm, good wind, blow not a word away, Till I have found each letter in the letter, Except mine own name ; that some whirlwind bear Unto a ragged, fearful, hanging rock, And throw it thence into the raging sea! Lo, here in one line is his name twice writ,— Poor forlorn Proteus, passionate Proteus, To the sweet Julia: — that I'll tear away ; And yet I will not, sith so prettily He couples it to his complaining names: Thus will I fold them one upon another; Now kiss, embrace, contend, do what you will. Re-enter Lucetta. Luc. Madam, dinner's ready, and your father stays. Jul. Well, let us go. Luc. What, shall these papers lie like tell-tales here? Jul. If you respect them, best to take them up. Luc. Nay, I was taken up for laying them down : Yet here they shall not lie, for catching cold. Jul. I see you have a month's mind to them. Luc. Ay, madam, you may say what sights you see; I see things too, although you judge I wink. Jul. Come, come, wiii'C please you go ? [Exeunt. SCENE III. — The same. A Room in Antonio's House. Enter Astosio and Panthino. Ant. Tell me, Panthino, what sad 3 talk was that, Wherewith my brother held you in the cloister ? Pant. 'T:vas of his nephew Proteus, your son. Ant. Why, what of him? Pant. He wonder'd that your lordship Would suffer him to spend his youth at home ; While other men, of slender reputation, 4 . Put forth their sons to seek preferment out: Some, to the wars, to try their fortune there; Some, to discover islands far away ; Some, to the studious universities. For any, or for all these exercises, He said, that Proteus, your son, was meet; And did request me to importune you, To let him spend his time no more at hom s, Which would be great impeachment 5 to his age, In having known no travel in his youth. Ant. Nor need'st thou much importune me to that Whereon this month I have been hammering. I have consider'd well his loss of time ; And how he cannot be a perfect man, * Serious. ' Little jonsequence. ■ Kecrccch. 24 TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA. Ac i II Not being try'd and tutor'd in the world: Experience is by industry achiev'd, A.nd perfected by the swift course of time: Then, tell me, whither were I best to send him ? Pant. I think, your lordship is not ignorant, How his companion, youthful Valentine, Attends the emperor in his royal court. Ant. I know it well. Pant. 'Twcre good, I think, your lordship sent him thither : There shall he practise tilts and tournaments, Hear sweet discourse, converse with noblemen ; And be in eye of every exercise Worthy his youth and nobleness of birth. Ant. I like thy counsel ; well hast thou advis'd : And that thou mayst perceive how well I like it, The execution of it shall make known; Even with the speediest execution I will dispatch him to the emperor's court. Pant. To-morrow, may it please you, Don Al- yhonso, With other gentlemen of good esteem, Are journeying to salute the emperor, And to commend their service to his will. Ant. Good company; with them shall Proteus go; And, in good time, — now will we break with him." Enter Proteus. Pro. Sweet love ! sweet lines ! sweet life ! Here is her hand the agent of her heart ; Here is her oath for love, her honor's pawn : 0, that our fathers would applaud our loves, To seal our happiness with their consents ! O heavenly Julia ! Ant. How now? what letter axe you reading there ! Pro. May't please your lordship, tis a word or two Of commendation sent from Valentine, Deliver'd by a friend that came from him. Ant. Lend me the letter ; let me see what news. Pro. There is no news, my lord ; but that he writes How happily he lives, how well belov'd, And daily graced by the emperor ; Wishing me with him, partner of his fortune. Ant. And how stand you affected to his wisl 1 Pro. As one relying on your lordship's will, And not depending on his friendly wish. Ant. My will is something sorted with his wisl Muse 1 not that I thus suddenly proceed ; For what I will, I will, and there ar end. I am resolv'd, that thou shalt spend some time With Valentinus in the emperor's court ; What maintenance he from his friends receives, Like exhibition 9 thou shalt have from me. To-morrow be in readiness to go : Excuse it not, for I am peremptory. Pro. My lord. I cannot be so soon provided ; Please you, deliberate a day or two. Ant. Look, what thou want'st shall be sent aftei thee: No more of stay ; to-morrow thou must go. — Come on, Panthino ; you shall be employ'd To hasten on his expedition. [Exeunt Ant. and Pant, Pro. Thus have I shunn'd the fire, for fear of burning ; And drench'd me in the sea, where I am drown'd I fear'd to show my father Julia's letter, Lest he should take exceptions to my love ; And with the vantage of mine own excuse Hath he excepted most against my love. 0, how this spring of love resembleth The uncertain glory of an April day ; Which now shows all the beauty of the sun, And by and by a cloud takes all away ! Re-enter Panthino. Pant. Sir Proteus, your father caRs for you ; He is in haste, therefore, I pray you, go. Pro. Why, this it is : my heart accords thereto And yet a thousand times it answers, no. [Exeunt ACT II. SCENE I. — Milan. An Apartment in the Duke's Palace. Enter Valentine and Speed. Speed. Sir, your glove. Val. Not mine : my gloves are on. Speed. Why then this may be yours, for this is but one. Val. Ha ! let me see : ay give it me, it's mine : — Sweet ornament that decks a thing divine ! Ah Silvia ! Silvia ! Speed. Madam Silvia ! madam Silvia ! Val. How now, sirrah ? Speed. She is not within hearing, sir. v al. Why, b\t, who bade you call her? Speed. Your worship, sir ; or else I mistook. Val. Well, you'll still be too forward. Speed. And yet I was last chidden for being too slow. Val. Go to, sir ; tell me, do you know madam Silvia 1 Speed. She that your worship loves ! Val. Why, how know you that I am in love ? Speed. Marry, by these special marks: First, you have learned, like sir Proteus, to wreath your arms like a male-content ; to relish a love-song, like a • Break the matter to him. robin-red-breast ; to walk alone, like one that had the pestilence ; to. sigh, like a school-boy that had lost his A, B, C ; to weep, like a young wench that had buried her grandam : to fast, like one that takes diet ; 9 to watch, like one that fears robbing ; to speak puling, like a beggar at Hallowmas. ' You were wont, when you laughed, to crow like a cock ; when you walked, to walk like one of the lions ; when you fasted, it was presently after dinner ; when you looked sadly, it was for want of money ; and now you are metamorphosed with a mistress, that, when I look on you, I can hardly think you my r master Val. Are all these things perceived in me? Speed. They are all perceived without you. Val. Without me? They cannot. Speed. Without you? nay r , that's certain, for without you were so simple, none else would : but you are so without these follies, that these follies aie within you, and shine through you like tho water in a urinal ; that not an eye, that sees you, but is a physician to comment on your malady. Val. But, tell nic dostthou know my lady Silvia! Speed. She, that you gaze on so, as she sits al supper ? Val. Hast thou observed that ? even she I mean ' Wonder. * Under a regimen. • Allowance. ' AJlUallovrmas. &CENR I. TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA. 25 Speed. Why, sir, I know her not. Val. Dost thou know her hy my gazing on her, and yet know'st her not ? Speed. Is she not hard favored, sir 1 Val. Not so fair, boy, as well favored. Speed. Sir, I know that well enough. Val. What dost thou know ? Speed. That she is not so fair, as (of you) well favored. Val. I mean, that her beauty is exquisite, but her favor influite. Speed. That's because the one is painted, and the other out of all count. Val. How painted ? and how out of countl Speed. Many, sir, so painted, to make her fair, that no man counts of her beauty. Val, How esteemest thou me ? I account of her beauty. Speed. You never saw her since she was de- formed. Val. How long hath she been deformed? Speed. Ever since you loved her. Val. I have loved her ever since I saw her ; and till I see her beautiful. Speed, If you love her, you cannot see her. Val. Why? Speed. Because love is blind. O, that you had mine eyes ; or your own had the lights they were wont to have, when you chid at sir Proteus for going ungartered. Val. What should I see then ? Speed, Your own present folly, and her passing deformity : for he, being in love, could not see to garter his hose ; and you, being in love, cannot see to put on your hose. Val. Belike, boy, then you are in love ; for last morning you could not see to wipe my shoes. Speed, True, sir ; I was in love with my bed ; I thank you, you swinged 2 me for my love, which makes me the bolder to chide you for yours. Val. In conclusion, I stand affected to her. Speed, I would you were set ; so, your affection would cease. Val. Last night she enjoined me to write some lines to one she loves. Speed. And have you ? Val. I have. Speed. Are they not lamely writ ? Val, No, boy, but as well as I can do them : — Peace, here she comes. Enter Silvia. Speed, excellent motion ! 3 exceeding pup- pet! now will he interpret to her. Val. Madam and mistress, a thousand good- morrows. Speed, 0, give you good even ! here's a million of manners. [Aside. Sil. Sir Valentine and servant, to you two thou- sand. Speed. He should give her interest ; and she gives it him. [Aside. Val. As you enjoin'd me, I have writ your letter, Unto the secret nameless friend of yours ; Which I was much unwilling to proceed in, But for my duty to your ladyship. Sil. I thank you, gentle servant, 'tis very clerkly* done. Val, Now, trust me, madam, it came hardly off; For being ignorant to whom it goes, T writ at random, very doubtfully. 1 Whipped. * lake a scholar. * A puppet-show. Sil. Perchance you think too much of so mucn pains ? Val. No, madam ; so it stead you, I will write, Please you command, a thousand times as much : And yet, — «St7. A pretty period ! Well, I guess the sequel ; And yet I will not name it : — and yet I care not And yet take this again ; — and yet I thank you ; Meaning henceforth to trouble you no more. Speed. And yet you will ; and yet another yet. [Aside. Val. What means your ladyship ? do you not like it ? Sil. Yes, yes ; the lines are very quaintly writ, But since unwillingly, take them again ; Nay, take them. Val, Madam, they are for you. Sil. Ay, ay ; you writ them, sir, at my request : But I will none of them ; they are for you : I would have had them writ more movingly. Val. Please you, I'll write your ladyship another. Sil. And, when it's writ, for my sake read it over : And if it please you, so ; if not, why, so. Val. If it please me, madam ! what then ? Sil. Why, if it please you, take it for your labor ; And so good-morrow, servant. [Exit Silvia. Speed. O jest unseen, inscrutable, invisible, As a nose on a man's face, or a weathercock on a steeple ! My master sues to her; and she hath taught her suitor, He being her pupil, to become her tutor. O excellent device ! was there ever heard a better ? That my master, being scribe, to himself should write the letter? Val. How now, sir ? what are you reasoning with yourself? Speed. Nay, I was rhyming ; 'tis you that have the reason. Val. To do what ? Speed. To be a spokesman from madam Silvia. Val. To whom ? Spetd. To yourself: why, she woos you by a figure ? Val. What figure? Speed, By a letter, I should say. Val. Why, she hath not writ to ine. Speed. What need she, when she hath made you write to yourself? Why, do you not perceive the jest? Val. No, believe me. Speed. No believing you, indeed, sir : But did you perceive her earnest I Val. She gave me none, except an angry word. Speed. Why, she hath given you a letter. Val. That's the letter I writ to her friend. Speed. And that letter hath she delivered, and there an end. Val. I would it were no worse. Speed. I'll wan-ant you, 'tis as well. For often you have writ to her,- and sn:., in mo- desty, Or else for want of idle time, couldnot agah > eply.- Orfeari?ig else some messenger, that might her mind discover, Herself hath taught her love himself to write unto her lover. — All this I speak in print ; for in print I foui d it.- Why muse you, sir ? 'tis dinner-time. Val. I have dined. Speed. Ay, but hearken, sir : though the came- leon Love can feed on the air, I am one that aao c 26 TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA. Ac i II nourished by my victuals, and would fain have meat: O, be not like your mistress ; be moved, be moved. [Exeunt. *r!ENB IT. — Verona. A room in Julia's House. Enter Proteus and Julia. Pro. Have patience, gentle Julia. Jul. I must, where is no remedy. Pro. When possibly I can, I will return. Jul. If you turn not, you will return the sooner: Keep this remembrance for thy Julia's sake. [Giving a ring. Pro. Why then we'll make exchange ; here take you this. Jul. And seal the bargain with a holy kiss. Pro. Here is my hand for my true constancy ; And when that hour o'erslips me in the day, Wherein I sigh not, Julia, for thy sake, The next ensuing hour some foul mischance Torment me for my love's forgetfulness ! My father stays my coming ; answer not ; The tide is now : nay, not the tide of tears ; That tide will stay me longer than I should : [Exit Julia. Julia, farewell. — What ! gone without a word ? Ay, so true love should do; it cannot speak ; For truth hath better deeds, than words, to grace it. Enter Panthtno. Pant. Sir Proteus, you are staid for. Pro. Go ; I come, I come ; — Alas ! this parting strikes poor lovers dumb. [Exeunt. SCENE III.— The same. A Street. Enter Launce, leading a dog. Laun. Nay, it will be this hour ere I have done weeping ; all the kind * of the Launces have this very fault : I have received my proportion, like the prodigious son, and am going with sir Proteus to the Imperial's court. I think, Crab my dog be the sourest-natured dog that lives: my mother weeping, my father wailing, my sister crying, our maid howl- ing, our cat wringing her hands, and all our house in a great perplexity, yet did not this cruel-hearted cur shed one tear ; he is a stone, a very pebble- stone, and has no more pity in him than a dog .•• a Jew would have wept to have seen our parting ; why, my grandam having no eyes, look you, wept herself blind at my parting. Nay, I'll show you the manner of it : This shoe is my father ; — no this left shoe is my father ; — no, no, this left shoe is my mother ; — nay, that cannot be so neither ;— yes, it is so, it is so ; it hath the worser sole ; This shoe, with the hole in it, is my mother, and this my rather ; A vengeance on't ! there 'tis : now, sir, this staff is my sister ; for, look you, she is as white as a lily, and as small as a wand ; this hat is Nan, our maid ; I am the dog : — no, the dog is himself, and am the dog ; — O, the dog is me, and I am myself ay, so, so. Now come I to my father ; Father, y%ur blessing,- now should not the shoe speak a word for weeping ; now should I kiss my father ; well, he weeps on : now come I to my mother, (0, that she could speak now !) like a wood 6 woman ; — well, I kiss her ; — why there 'tis; here's my mother's breath up and down ; now come I to my sister ; mark the moan she makes ; now the dog all this while sheds cot a tear, nor speaks a word ; but see how I lay the dust with mj tears. • Kindred • Creay, distracted. Enter Pawthino. Pant. Launce, away, away, aboard ; thy masiei is shipped, and thou art to post after with oars What's the matter! why weepest thou, man? Away ass ; you will lose the tide, if you tarry any longer Laun. It is no matter if the ty'd were lost : for it is the unkindest ty'd that ever man ty'd. Pant. What's the unkindest tide ? Laun. Why, he that's ty'd here ; Crab, my dog. Pant. Tut, man, I mean thou'lt lose the flood ; and, in losing the flood, lose thy voyage ; and, in losing thy voyage, lose thy master ; and, in losing thy master, lose thy service ; and in losing thv service, — Why dost thou stop my mouth ! Laun. For fear thou should'st lose thy tongue. Pant . Where should I lose my tongue ? Laun. In thy tale. Pant. In thy tail ! Laun. Lose the tide, and the voyage, and tho master, and the service ? The tide! — Why, man, if the river were dry, I am able to fill it with my tears ; if the wind were down, I could drive the boat with my sighs. Pant. Come, come away, man ; I was sent to call thee. Laun. Sir, call me what thou darest. Pant. Wilt thou go? Laun. Well, I will go. [Exeunt. SCENE IV. — Milan. An Apartment inthe Duke' t Palace. Enter Valentine, Silvia, Thurio, and Speed. Sil. Servant — Val. Mistress ? Speed. Master, sir Thurio fiowns on you. Val. Ay, boy, it's for love. Speed. Not of you. Val. Of my mistress then. Speed. 'Twere good, you knock'd him. Sil. Servant, you are sad. 1 Val. Indeed, madam, I seem so. Thu. Seem you that you are not ? Val. Haply, I do. Thu. So do counterfeits. Val. So do you. Thu. What seem I that I am not? Val. Wise. Thu. What instance of the contrary 7 Val. Your folly. Thu. And how quote 8 you my folly' 1 Val. I quote it in your jerkin. Thu. My jerkin is a doublet. Val. Well, then, I'll double your folly. Thu. How? Sil. What, angry, sir Thurio ? do you change color ? Val. Give him leave, madam ; he is a kind of cameleon. Thu. That hath more mind to feed on your blood, than live in your air. Val. You lrave said, sir. Thu. Ay, sir, and done too, for this time. Val. I know it well, sir; you always end ere you begin. Sil. A fine volley of words, gentlemen, and quickly shot off". Val. 'Tis indeed, madam ; we thank the giver. Sil. Who is that, servant ? Val. Yourself, sweet lady; for you gave the fire ; sir Thurio borrows his wit from your ladyship 8 ' Serious. • Note, observe. SCKNE IV. TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA. 27 looks and spends what he borrows, kindly in your company. Thu Sir, if you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt. Veil. I know it well, sir ; you have an exchequer of words, and I think no other treasure to give your followers : for it appears by their bare liveries, that they live by your bare words. SiL No more, gentlemen, no more ; here comes my father. Enter Duke. Duke. Now, daughter Silvia, you are hard beset. Sir Valentine, your father's in good health : What say you to a letter from your friends Of much good news ] Val. My lord, I will be thankful To any happy messenger from thence. Duke. Know you Don Antonio, your country- man] Val. Ay, my good lord, I know the gentleman To be of worth, and worthy estimation, And not without desert so well reputed. Duke. Hath he not a son] Val. Ay, my good lord ; a son that well deserves The honor and regard of such a father. Duke. You know him well] Val. I knew him as myself; for from our infancy We have conversed and spent our hours together ; And though myself have been an idle truant, Omitting the sweet benefit of time, To clothe mine age with angel-like perfection ; Yet hath sir Proteus, for that's his name, Made use and fair advantage of his days ; His years but young, but his experience old ; His head unmellow'd, but his judgment ripe ; And, in a word, (for far behind his worth Come all the praises that I now bestow,) He is complete in feature, and in mind, With all good grace to grace a gentleman. Duke. Beshrew me, sir, but if he make this good, He is as worthy for an empress' love, As meet to be an emperor's counsellor. Well, sir ; this gentleman is come to me, With commendation from great potentates ; And here he means to spend his time awhile : I think, 'tis no unwelcome news to you. Val. Should I have wish'd a thing, it had been he. Duke. Welcome him then according to his worth: Silvia, I speak to you ; and you, sir Thurio : — For Valentine, I need not 'cite 9 him to it : I'll send him hither to you presently. [Exit Duke. Val. This is the gentleman, I told your ladyship, Had cjme along with me, but that his mistress Did hold his eyes lock'd in her crystal looks. SiL Belike that now she hath enfranchis'd them Upon some other pawn for fealty. Val. Nay, sure, I think she holds them prisoners still. SiL Nay, then he should be blind ; and being blind, How could he see his way to seek out you 1 Val. Why, lady, love hath twenty pair of eyes. Thu. They say that love hath not an eye at all. Val. To see such lovers, Thurio, as yourself; Upon a homely object love can wink. Enter Proteus. SiL Have done, have done ; here conies the gentleman. * Incite. Val. Welcome, dear Proteus! — Mistress, I be seech you, Confirm his welcome with some special iavor. SiL His worth is warrant for his welcome hither If this be he you oft have wish'd to hear from. Val. Mistress, it is : sweet lady, entertain him To be my fellow-servant to your ladyship. SiL Too low a mistress for so high a servant. Pro. Not so, sweet lady ; but too mean a servan To have a look of such a worthy mistress. Val. Leave off discourse of disability: — Sweet lady, entertain him for your servant. Pro. My duty will I boast of, nothing else. SiL And duty never yet did want his meed ; Servant, you are welcome to a worthless mistress Pro. I'll die on him that says so, but yourself. SiL That you are welcome ] Pro. No ; that you are worthless. Enter Servant. Ser. Madam, my lord your father would speak with you. SiL I'll wait upon his pleasure. [Exit Servant. Come, sir Thurio, Go with me : — Once more, new servant, welcome : I'll leave you to confer of home-affairs ; When you have done, we look to hear from you. Pro. We'll both attend upon your ladyship. [Exeunt Silvia, Thuiiio, and Speed. Val. Now, tell me, how do all from whence you came ] Pro. Your friends are well, and have them much commended. Val. And how do yours ] Pro. I left them all in health. Val. How does your lady ] and how thrives your love ] Pro. My tales of love were wont to weary you ; I know you joy not in a love-discourse. Val. Ay, Proteus, but that life is alter'd now ; I have done penance for contemning love ; Whose high imperious thoughts have punish'd me With bitter fasts, with penitential groans, With nightly tears, and daily heart-sore sighs ; For, in revenge of my contempt of love, Love hath chas'd sleep from my enthralled eyes, And made them watchers of mine own heart' sorrow. O, gentle Proteus, love's a mighty lord ; And hath so humbled me, as I confess, There is no woe to his correction, Nor, to his service, no such joy on earth ! Now, no discourse, except it be of love ; Now can I break my fast, dine, sup, and sleep, Upon the very naked name of love. Pro. Enough ■ T read your fortune in your eye Was this the idol that you worship so 1 Val. Even she ; and is she not a neavenly saint ! Pro. No ; but she is an earthly paragon. Val. Call her divine. Pro. I will not flatter her. Val. O, flatter me ; for love delights in praises. Pro. When I was sick, you gave me bitter pills And I must minister the like to you. Val. Then speak the truth by her ; if not divine, Yet let her be a principality, Sovereign to all the creatures on the earth. Pro. Except my mistress. Val. Sweet, except not any Except thou wilt except against my love. Pro. Have I not reason to prefer mine own ? Val. And I will help thee to prefer her too She shall be dignified with this high honor,— 28 TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA. Act I! To bear my lady's train ; lest the base earth Should from her vesture chance to steal a kiss, And, of so great a favor growing proud, Disdain to root the summer-swelling flower, And make rough winter everlastingly. Pro. Why, Valentine, what braggardism is this ? Val. Pardon me, Proteus ; all I can, is nothing To her, whose worth makes other worthies nothing ; She is alone. Pro. Then let her alone. Val. Not for the world : why, man, she is mine own ; And I as rich in having such a jewel, As twenty seas, if all their sand were pearl, The water nectar, and the rocks pure gold. Forgive me, that I do not dream on thee, Because thou seest me dole upon my love. My foolish rival, that her father likes, Only for his possessions are so huge, Is gone with her along ; and I must after, For love, thou know'st, is full of jealousy. Pro. But she loves you? Val. Ay, and we are betroth'd; Nay, more, our marriage hour, With all the cunning manner of our flight, Determin'd' of: how I must climb her window ; The ladder made of cords ; and all the means Plotted, and 'greed on, for my happiness. Good Proteus, go with me to my chamber, In these affairs to aid me with thy counsel. Pro. Go on before ; I shall enquire you forth : I must unto the road, to disembark Some necessaries that I needs must use ; And thtn I'll presently attend you. v al. Will you make haste? Pro. I will.— [Exit Val. Even as one heat another heat expels, Or as one nail by strength drives out another, So the remembrance of my former love Is by a newer object quite forgotten. Is it mine eye, or Valentinus' praise, Her true, perfection, or my false transgression, That makes me, reasonless, to reason thus? She's fair ; and so is Julia, that I love : — That I did love, for now my love is thaw'd; Which, like a waxen image 'gainst a fire, Bears no impression of the thing it was. Methinks, my zeal to Valentine is cold; And that I love him not, as I was wont: O ! but I It ve his lady too, too much ; And that's the reason I love him so little. How shall I dote on her with more advice,' That thus without advice begin to love her? 'Tis but her picture I have yet beheld, And that hath dazzled my reason's light; But when I look on her perfections, There is no reason but I shall be blind. If I can check my erring love, I will ; If not, to compass her I'll use my skill. [Exit. SCENE Y.—The same. A Street. Enter Speed and Launce. Speed. Launce! by mine honesty, welcome to Milan. Latin. Forswear not thyself, sweet youth; for I am not welcome. I reckon this always — that a man is never undone, till he be hanged ; nor never welcome to a place, till some certain shot be paid, •ind the hostess say welcome. bpeed. Ccme on, you mad-cap, I'll to the ale- « Cm further knowledge. house with you presently ; wnere, for one shot of five-pence, thou shalthave five thousand welcomes. But, sirrah, how did thy master part with madans Julia? Laun. Marry, after they closed in earnest, they parted very fairly in jest. Speed. But shall she marry him ? Laun. No. Speed. How then? shall he marry her? Laun. No, neither. Speed. What, are they broken? Laun. No, they are both as whole as a fish. Speed. Why then, how stands the matter with them? Laun. Marry, thus; when it stands well with him, it stands well with her. Speed. What an ass art thou ! I understand thee not. Laun. What a block art thou, that thou canst not ! My staff understands me. Speed. What thou say'st? Laun. Ay, and what I do too: look thee, I'll but lean, and my staff understands me. Speed. It stands under thee, indeed. Laun. Why stand under and understand is all one. Speed. But tell me true, will't be a match? Laun. Ask my dog: if he say, ay, it will; if he say, no, it will ; if he shake his tail, and say nothing, it will. Speed. The conclusion is then, that it will. Laun. Thou shalt never get such a secret from me, but by a parable. Speed. 'Tis well that I get it so. But, Launce, how say'st thou, that my master has become a notable lover? Laun. I never knew him otherwise. Speed. Than how? Laun. A notable lubber, as thou reportest him to be. Speed. Why, thou whoreson ass, thou mistakes! me. Laun. Why, fool, I meant not thee; I meant thy master. Speed. I tell thee, my master is become a hot lover. Laun. Why, I tell thee, I care not though he burn himself in love. If thou wilt go with rne to the alehouse, so; if not, thou art a Hebrew, a Jew, and not worth the name of a Christian. Speed. Why ? Laun. Because thou hast not so much charity in thee, as to go to the alehouse with a Christian: Wilt thou go? Speed. At thy service. [Exeunt SCENE VI. — The same. An Apartment in tin Palace. Enter Proteus. Pro. To leave my Julia, shall I be forsworn ; To love fair Silvia, shall I be forsworn ; To wrong my friend, I shall be much forsworn ; And even that power, which gave me first my oath, Provokes me to this threefold perjury. Love bade me swear, and love bids me forswear: sweet-suggesting' love, if thou hast sinn'd, Teach me, thy tempted subject, to excuse it At first I did adore a twinkling star, But now I worship c jelestial sun. Unheedful vows may needfully be broken ; And he wants wit, that wants resolved will a Tempting. Scene VII. TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA. 29 To learn his wit to exchange the bad for better. — Fie, fie, unreverend tongue ! to call her bad, Whose sovereignty so oft thou hast preferr'd With twenty thousand soul-confirming oaths. I cannot leave to love, and yet I do ; But there I leave to love, where I should love. Jul : a I lose, and Valentine I lose: If I keep them, I needs must lose myself; If I lose them, thus find I by their loss, For Valentine, myself; for Julia, Silvia. I to myself am dearer than a friend ; For love is still more precious in itself. And Silvia, witness heaven, that made her fair ! Shows Julia but a swarthy Ethiope. I will forget that Julia is alive, Rememb'ring that my love to her is dead ; And Valentine I'll hold an enemy, Aiming at Silvia as a sweeter friend. I cannot now prove constant to myself, Without some treachery used to Valentine : — This night he meaneth with a corded ladder To climb celestial Silvia's chamber-window; Myself in counsel, his competitor : 3 Now presently I'll give her father notice Of their disguising, and pretended ' flight : Who, all enrag'd, will banish Valentine; For Thurio, he intends, shall wed his daughter: But Valentine being gone, I'll quickly cross, By some sly trick, blunt Thurio's dull proceeding. Love, lend me wings to make my purpose swift, As thou hast lent me wit to plot this drift ! [Exit. SCENE VII. — Verona. A room in Julia's House. Enter Julia and Lucetta. Jul. Counsel, Lucetta ; gentle girl, assist me ! And, even in kind love, I do conjure thee, — Who art the table wherein all my thoughts Are visibly character 'd and engraved, — To lesson me ; and tell me some good mean, How, with my honor, I may undertake A journey to my loving Proteus. Luc. Alas ! the way is wearisome and long. Jul. A true devoted pilgrim is not weary To measure kingdoms with his feeble steps: Much less shall she, that hath love's wings to fly : And when the flight is made to one so dear, Of such divine perfection, as sir Proteus. Luc. Better forbear, till Proteus make return. Jul. 0, know'st thou not, his looks are my soul's food? Pity the dearth that I have pined in, By longing for that food so long a time. Didst thou but know the inly touch of love, Thou wouldst as soon go kindle fire with snow, A s seek to quench the fire of love with words. Luc. I do not seek to quench your love's hot fire ; But qualify the fire's extreme rage, Lest it should burn above the bounds of reason. Jul. The more thou dam'st it up, the more it burns; The current, that with gentle murmur glides, Thou know'st, being stopp'd, impatiently doth rage ; But, when his fair course is not hindered, He makes sweet music with the enamel'd stones, Giving a gentle kiss to every sedge He overtaketh in hi 3 pilgrimage; 1 Confedf rate. 4 Intended. And so by many winding nooks he strays, With willing sport to the wild ocean. Then let me go, and hinder not my course : I'll be as patient as a gentle stream, And make a pastime of each weary step, Till the last step have brought me to my love; And there I'll rest, as, after much turmoil,' A blessed soul doth in Elysium. Luc. But in what habit will you go along": Jul. Not like a woman; for I would prevent The loose encounters of lascivious men : Gentle Lucetta, fit me with such weeds As may beseem some well-reputed page. Luc. Why, then your ladyship must cut your hair. Jul. No, girl ; I'll knit it up in silken strings, With twenty odd-conceited true-love knots : To be fantastic may become a youth Of greater time than I shall show to be. Luc. What fashion, madam, shall I make youi breeches ] Jul. That fits as well, as — 'tell me, good my lord, What compass will you wear your farthingale?' Why, even that fashion thou best lik'st Lucetta. Luc. You must needs have them with a cod- piece, madam. Jul. Out, out, Lucetta ! that will be ill-favor'd. Luc. A round hose, madam, now's not worth a pin, Unless j'ou have a cod-piece to stick pins on. Jul. Lucetta, as thou lov'st me, let me have What thou think'st meet, and is most mannerly : But tell me, wench, how will the world repute me, For undertaking so unstaid a journey] I fear me, it will make me scandaliz'd. Luc. If you think so, then stay at home, and go not Jul. Nay, that I will not. . Luc. Then never dream on infamy, but go. If Proteus like your journey, when you come, No matter who's displeas'd, when you are gone: I fear me, he will scarce be pleas'd withal. Jul. That is the least, Lucetta, of my fear: A thousand oaths, an ocean of his tears, And instances as infinite of love, Warrant me welcome to my Proteus. Luc. All these are servants to deceitful men. Jul. Base men that use them to so base effect! But truer stars did govern Proteus' birth: His words are bonds, his oaths are oracles; His love sincere, his thoughts immaculate; His tears pure messengers sent from his heart* His heart as far from fraud, as heaven from eartn. Luc. Pray heaven, he prove so, when you come to him ! Jul. Now, as thou lov'st me, do him not that wrong, To bear a hard opinion of his truth : Only deserve my love, by loving him ; And presently go with me to my chamber, To take a note of what I stand in need of, To furnish me upon my longing 6 journey. All that is mine I leave at thy dispose, My goods, my lands, my reputation; Only in lieu thereof, despatch me hence: Come, answer not, but to it presently ; I am impatient of my tarriance. r Bxvuni « Trouble. • Longed for. 30 TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA. ACT III. Act 111 SCENE I. — Milan. An Ante-room in the Duke's Palace. Enter Duke, Thurio, and Proteus. Duke. Sir Thurio, give us leave, I pray, awhile ; We have some secrets to confer about. — [Exit Thurio. Now, tell me, Proteus, what's your will with me 1 Pro. My gracious lord, that which I would dis- cover, The law of friendship bids me to conceal : But, when I call to mind your gracious favors Done to me, undeserving as I am, My duty pricks me on to utter that Which else no worldly good should draw from me. Know, worthy prince, sir Valentine, my friend, This night intends to steal away your daughter; Myself am one made privy to the plot. I know, you have determin'd to bestow her On Thurio, whom your gentle daughter hates; And should she thus be stolen away from you, It would be much vexation to your age. Thus, for my duty's sake, I rather choose To cross my friend in his intended drift, Than, by concealing it, heap on your head A pack of sorrows, which would press you down, Being unpreventeu, to your timeless grave. Duke. Proteus, I thank thee for thine honest care ; Which to requite, command me while I live. This love of theirs myself have often seen, Haply, when they have judged me fast asleep; And oftentimes have purposV to forbid Sir Valentine her company, and my court: But, fearing least my jealous aim 1 might err, And so, unworthily, disgrace the man, (A rashness that I ever yet have shunn'd,) I gave him gentle looks, thereby to find That which thyself hast now disclos'd to me. And, that thou mayst perceive my fear of this, Knowing that tender youth is soon suggested, 8 I nightly lodge her in an upper tower, The key whereof myself have ever kept; And thence she cannot be convey'd away. Pro. Know, noble lord, they have devis'd a mean How he her chamber window will ascend, And with a corded ladder fetch her down ; For which the youthful lover now is gone, And this way comes he with it presently ; Where, if it please you, you may intercept him. But, good my lord, do it so cunningly, That my discovery be not aim'd 9 at; For love of you, not hate unto my friend, Hath made me publisher of this pretence.' Duke. Upon mine honor, he shall never know That I had any light from thee of this. Pro. Adieu, my lord; sir Valentine is coming. [Exit. Enter Valentine. Duke. Sir Valentine, whither away so fast 1 ? Val. Please it your grace, there is a messenger That stays to bear my letters to my friends, And I am going to deliver them. Duke. Be they of much import? Val. The tenor of them doth but signify My health, and happy being at your court. T Guess. • Guessed. » Tempted. •Design. Duke. Nay, then, no matter itay with i ne awhile; I am to break with thee of sc «e affairs, That touch me near, wherein thou must be secret. 'Tis not unknown to thee, that I have sought To match my friend, sir Thurio, to my daughter. Val. I know it well, my lord; and, sure, the match Were rich and honorable; besides, the gentleman Is full of virtue, bounty, worth, and qualities Beseeming such a wife as your fair daughter: Cannot your grace win her to fancy him ? Duke. No, trust me; she is peevish, sullen, fro- ward, Proud, disobedient, stubborn, lacking duty; Neither regarding that she is my child, Nor fearing me as if I were her father : And, may I say to thee, this pride of hers, Upon advice, hath drawn my love from her; And, where I thought the remnant of mine age Should have been cherish'd by her child-like dutj, I now am full resolved to take a wife, And turn her out to who will take her in: Then let her beauty be her wedding dower; For me and my possessions she esteems not. Val. What would your grace have me to do in this Duke. There is a lady, sir, in Milan, here, Whom I affect; but she is nice and coy, And nought esteems my aged eloquence : Now, therefore, would I have thee to my tutor, (For long agone I have forgot to court: Besides, the fashion of the time is chang'd ;) How, and which way, I may bestow myself, To be regarded in her sun-bright eye. Val. Win her with gifts, if she respect noc words; Dumb jewels often, in their silent kind, More than quick words, do move a woman's mind. Duke. But she did scorn a present that I sent her. Val. A woman sometimes scorns what best contents her: Send her another; never give her o'er; For scorn at first makes after-love the more. If she do frown, 'tis not in hate of you, But rather to beget more love in you : If she do chide, 'tis not to have you gone ; For why, the fools are mad, if left alone. Take no repulse, whatever she doth say; For, get you gone, she doth not mean, away: Flatter, and praise, commend, extol their graces: Though ne'er so black, say, they have angels' faces That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man, If with his tongue he cannot win a woman. Duke. But she, I mean, is promis'd by her friends Unto a youthful gentleman of worth ; And kept severely from resort of men, That no man hath access by day to her. Val. Why then I would resort to her by night. Duke. Ay, but the doors be lock'd, and keys kept safe, That no man hath recourse to her by night. Val. What lets, but one may enter at her window? Duke. Her chamber is aloft, far from the ground, And built so shelving, that one cannot climb it Without apparent hazard of his life. Val. Why then, a ladder, quaintly made of cords, To cast up with a pair of anchoring hooks, Would serve to scale another Hero's tower, So bold Leander would adventure it. Duke. Now, as thou art a gentleman of blood, Advise me where I may have suci a iadder. Scene I. TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA. 31 Val. When would you use it ? pray, sir, tell me that. Duke. This very night ; for love is like a child, That longs for everything that he can come by. Val. By seven o'clock I'll get you such a ladder. Duke. But, hark thee ; I will go to her alone ; How shall I best convey the ladder thither ? Val. It will be light, my lord, that you may bear it Under a cloak, that is of any length. Duke. A cloak as long as thine will serve the turn! Val. Ay, my good lord. Duke. Then let me see thy cloak ; I'll get mc one of such another length. Val. Why, any cloak will serve the turn, my lord. Duke. How shall I fashion me to wear a cloak ? I pray thee, let me feel thy cloak upon me. — What letter is this same ? What's here? — To Silvia. And here an engine fit for my proceeding ! I'll be so bold to break the seal for once. [Reads. My thoughts do harbor with my Silvia nightly ,• And slaves they are to me, that send them flying: O, could their master come and go as lightly, Himself would lodge where senseless they are lying. My herald thoughts in thy pure bosom rest them; While I, their king, that thither them importune, Do curse the grace that with such grace hath blessed them, Because myself do want my servant's fortune: I curse myself, for they are sent by me, That they should harbor where their lord should be. What's here ? Silvia, this night I will enfranchise thee : 'Tis so ; and here's the ladder for the purpose. — Why, Phaeton, (for thou art Merops' son,) Wilt thou aspire to guide the heavenly car, And with thy daring folly burn the world ? Wilt thou reach stars because they shine on thee ? Go, base intruder ! over-weening slave ! Bestow thy fawning smiles on equal mates ; And think, my patience, more than thy desert, Is privilege for thy departure hence : Thank me for this, more than for all the favors, Which, all too much, I have bestow'd on thee. But if thou linger in my territories, Longer than swiftest expedition Will give thee time to leave our royal court, By heaven, my wrath shall far exceed the love I ever bore my daughter, or thyself. Begone, I will not hear thy vain excuse, But, as thou lov'st thy life, make speed from hence. [Exit Duke. Val. And why not death rather than live in tor- ment ! To die, is to be banish'd from myself; And Silvia is myself; banish'd from her, Is self from self; a deadly banishment ! What light is light, if Silvia be not seen ? What joy is joy, if Silvia be not by ? Unless it be to think that she is by, And feed upon the shadow of perfection. Except I be by Silvia in the night, There is no music in the nightingale ; Unless I look on Silvia in the day, There is no day for me to look upon : She is my essence ; and I leave to be, If I be not by her fair influence Foster'd, illumin'd, cherish'd, kept alivo I flv not death, to fly his deadly doom . Tarry I here, I but attend on death ; But, fly I hcrcc, I fly away from life. Enter Proteus and Launch. Pro. Run, boy, run, run, and seek him out. Lawn. So-ho ! so-ho ! Pro. What seest thou ? Laun. Him we go to find : there's not a hail on's head, but 'tis a Valentine. Pro. Valentine? Val. No. Pro. Who then ? his spirit ? Val. Neither. Pro. What then 1 Val. Nothing. Laun. Can nothing speak? master, shall I strike? Pro. Whom wouldst thou strike ? Laun. Nothing. Pro. Villain, foibear. Laun. Why, sir, I'll strike nothing: I pray you, — ■ Pro. Sirrah, I say, forbear : Friend Valentine, a word. Val. My ears are stopp'd, and cannot hear good news, So much of bad already hath possess'd them. Pro. Then in dumb silence will I bury mine For they are harsh, untunable, and bad. Val. Is Silvia dead ? Pro. No, Valentine. Val. No Valentine, indeed, for sacred Silvia !— Hath she forsworn me ? Pro. No, Valentine. Val. No Valentine, if Silvia have forsworn me! — What is your news ? Laun. Sir, there's a proclamation that you are vanish'd. Pro. That thou art banished, O, that's the news : From hence, from Silvia, and from me thy friend Val. O, I have fed upon this woe already, And now excess of it will make me surfeit. Doth Silvia know that I am banished? Pro. Ay, ay ; and she hath offered to the doom, (Which, unrevers'd, stands in effectual force,) A sea of melting pearl, which some call tears : Those at her father's churlish feet she tender'd ; With them, upon her knees, her humble self; Wringing her hands, whose whiteness so became them, As if but now they waxed pale for woe : But neither bended knees, pure hands held up, Sad sighs, deep groans, nor silver-shedding tears, Could penetrate her uncompassionate sire ; But Valentine, if he be ta'en, must die. Besides, her intercession chaf 'd him so, When she for thy repeal was suppliant, That to close prison he commanded her, With many bitter threats of 'biding there. Val. No more ; unless the next word that thou speak'st Have some malignant power upon my life : If so, I pray thee, breathe it in mine ear, As ending anthem of my endless dolor. Pro. Cease to lament for that thou canst not help And study help for that which thou lament'st. Time is the nurse and breeder of all good. Here if thou stay, thou canst not see thy love • Besides, thy staying will abridge thy life. Hope is a lover's staff; walk hence with that, And manage it against despairing thoughts. Thy letters may be here, though thou art hence i Which, being writ to me, shall be deliver'd Even in the milk-white bosom of thy love. The time now serves not to expostulate: Come, I'll convey thee through the citv gatu And, ere I part with thee, confer at large 32 TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA. Act III. Of all that may concern thy love affairs : As thou lov'st Silvia, th -ugh not for thyself, Regard thy danger, and along with me. Val. I pray thee, Launce, an if thou seest my boy, Bid him make haste, and meet me at the north gate. Pro. Go, sirrah, find him out. Come, Valentine. Val. O my dear Silvia! hapless Valentine ! [Exeunt Valentine and Proteus. Laun. I am but a fool, look you; and yet I have the wit to think my master is a kind of a knave : but that's all one, if he be but one knave. He lives not now, that knows me to be in love : yet I am in love ; but a team of horse shall not pluck that from me ; nor who 'tis I love, and yet 'tis a woman : but what woman, I will not tell myself; and yet 'tis a milk-maid: yet 'tis not a maid, for she hath had gossips: yet 'tis a maid, for she is her master's maid, and serves for wages. She hath more quali- ties than a water spaniel, — which is much in a bare Christian. Here is the cat-log [pulling out a paper] of her conditions. Imprimis, She can fetch and carry. Why, a horse can do no more ; nay, a horse cannot fetch, but only carry; there- fore, is she better than a jade. Item, She can milk,- look you, a sweet virtue in a maid with clean hands. Enter Speed. Speed. How now, signior Launce] what news with your mastership ] Laun. With my master's ship 7 why, it is at sea. Speed. Well, your old vice still; mistake the word: What news then in your paper] Laun. The blackest news, that ever thou heard'st. Speed. Why, man, how black? Laun. Why, as black as ink. Speed. Let me read them. Laun. Fie on thee, jolt-head ; thou canst not read. Speed. Thou liest, I can. Laun. I will try thee ; tell me this : who begot thee? Speed. Marry, the son of my grandfather. Laun. illiterate loiterer! it was the son of thy grandmother : this proves, that thou canst not read. Speed. Come, fool, come; try me in thy paper. Laun. There ; and Saint Nicholas 5 be thy speed ! Speed. Imprimis, She can milk. Laun. Ay, that she can. Speed. Item, -S'Ae brews good ale. Laun. And thereof comes the proverb, — Bless- ing of your heart, you brew good ale. Speed. Item, She can sew. Laun. That's as much as to say, Can she sol Speed. Item, She can knit. Laun. What need a man care for a stock with Lp Wful. 4 Passionate reproaches. Enter Thuhio and Musicians. Tku. How now, sir Proteus, are you cre\A before us? Pro. Ay, gentle Thurio ; for you know, that love Will creep in service where it cannot go. 77m. Ay, but I hope, sir, that you love not here. Pro. Sir, but I do ; or else I would be hence. Thu. Whom? Silvia? Pro. Ay, Silvia, — for your sake. Tku. Ithankyouforyourown. Now, gentlemen, Let's tune, and to it lustily a while. Enter Host, at a distance,- and Julia in boy's clothes. Host. Now, my young guest! methinks you're allycholly; I pray you, why is it? Jul. Marry, mine host, because I cannot be merry. Host. Come, we'll have you merry: I'll bring you where you shall hear music, and see the gentleman that you ask'd for. Jul. But shall I hear him speak? Host. Ay, that you shall. Jul. That will be music. [Music plays. Host. Hark! hark! Jul. Is he among these? Host. Ay, but peace, let's hear 'em. SONG. Who is Silvia? What is she? That all our swains commend her? Holy, fair, and ivise is she,- The heavens such grace did lend her, That she might admired be. Is she kind, as she is fair? For beauty lives toith kindness: Love doth to her eyes repair, To help him of his blindness,- And, being help d, inhabits there. Then to Silvia let us sing, That Silvia is excelling,- She excels each mortal thing, Upon the dull earth dwelling; To her let us garlands bring. Host. How now ? are you sadder than you wern before ? How do you, man ? the music likes you not. Jul. You mistake ; the musician likes me not. Host. Why, my pretty youth? Jul. He plays false, father. Host. How ? out of tune on the strings ? Jul. Not so ; but yet so false that he grieves my very heart-strings. Host. You have a quick ear. Jul. Ay, I would I were deaf! it makes ma have a slow heart. Host. I perceive you delight not in music. Jul. Not a whit, when it jars so. Host. Hark, what fine change is in the music ! Jul. Ay ; that change is the spite. Host. You would have them always play but one thing? Jul. I would always have one play but one thing. But, host, doth this sir Proteus, that we talk on, often resort unto this gentlewoman ? Host. I tell you what Launce, his man, told me. he loved her out of all nick. s Jul. Where is Launce? Host. Gone to seek his dog; which, to-morrow, by his master's command, he must cany for a present to his lady. » Beyond all reckoning. Scene IV. TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA. 35 Jul. Peace! stand aside! the company parts. Pro. Sir Thurio, fear not you ! I will so plead, lliat you shall say, my cunning drift excels. Thu Where meet we ? Pro. At saint Gregory's well. Thu. Farewell. [Exeunt Thurio and Musicians. Silvia appears above, at her window. Pro. Madam, good even to your ladyship. Sil. I thank you for your music, gentlemen : Who is that, that spake! Pro. One, lady, if you knew his pure heart's truth, You'd quickly learn to know him by his voice. Sil. Sir Proteus, as I take it. Pro. Sir Proteus, gentle lady, and your servant. Sil. What is your will ? Pro. That I may compass yours. Sil. You have your wish ; my will is even this, — That presently you hie you home to bed. Thou subtle, perjur'd, false, disloyal man ! f hink'st thou, I am so shallow, so conceitless, To be seduced by thy flattery, That hast deceiv'd so many with thy vows 1 Return, return, and make thy love amends. For me, — by this pale queen of night I swear, I am so far from granting thy request, That I despise thee for thy wrongful suit; And by and by intend to chide myself, Even for this time I spend in talking to thee. Pro. I grant, sweet love, that I did love a lady ; But 6he is dead. Jul. 'Twere false, if I should speak it ; For I am sure she is not buried. [Aside. Sil. Say that she be ; yet Valentine, thy friend, Survives; to whom, thyself art witness, I am betrothed : And art thou not asham'd To wrong him with thy importunacy 1 Pro. I likewise hear, that Valentine is dead. Sil. And so, suppose, am I; for in his grave Assure thyself my love is buried. Pro. Sweet lady, let me rake it from the earth. Sil. Go to thy lady's grave, and call her's thence; Or, at the least, in her's sepulchre thine. Jul. He heard not that. [Aside. Pro. Madam, if your heart be so obdurate, Vouchsafe me yet your picture for my love, The picture that is hanging in your chamber; To that I'll speak, to that I'll sigh and weep : For, since the substance of your perfect self Is else devoted, I am but a shadow; And to your shadow, I will make true love. Jul. If 'twere a substance, you would, sure, de- ceive it, And make it but a shadow, as I am. [Aside. Sil. I am very loth to be your idol, sir; But, since your falsehood shall become you well To worship shadows, and adore false shapes, Send to me in the morning, and I'll send it: And so good rest. Pro. As wretches have o'er night, That wait for execution in the morn. [Exeunt Proteus, and Silvia from above. Jul. Host, will you go? Host. By my halidom, 6 I was fast asleep. Jul. Pray you, where lies sir Proteus! Host. Marry, at my house: Trust me, I think 'tis almost day. Jul. Not so ; but it hath been the longest night That e'er I watch'd, and the most heaviest. [Exeunt. • Holy damp, blessed lady. SCENE III.— The same. Enter Eglamour. Egl. This is the hour that madam Silvia Entreated me to call and know her mind ; There's some great matter she'd employ me in - ■ Madam, madam ! Silvia appears above, at her window. Sil. Who calls! Egl. Your servant, and your friend, One that attends your ladyship's command. Sil. Sir Eglamour, a thousand times good mat row. Egl. As many, worthy lady, to yourself. According to your ladyship's impose, 1 I am thus early come, to know what service It is your pleasure to command me in. Sil. Eglamour, thou art a gentleman, (Think not I flatter, for I swear I do not,) Valiant, wise, remorseful, 3 well accomplish'd Thou art not ignorant, what dear good will I bear unto the banish'd Valentine ; Nor how my father would enforce me marry Vain Thurio, whom my very soul abhorr'd. Thyself hast lov'd; and I have heard thee say, No grief did ever come so near thy heart, As when thy lady and thy true love died, Upon whose grave thou vow'dst pure chastity. Sir Eglamour, I would to Valentine, To Mantua, where, I hear, he makes abode; And, for the ways are dangerous to pass, I do desire thy worthy company, Upon whose faith and honor I repose. Urge not my father's anger, Eglamour, But think upon my grief, a lady's grief; And on the justice of my flying hence, To keep me from a most unholy match, Which heaven and fortune still reward with plagues. I do desire thee, even from a heart As full of sorrows as the sea of sands, To bear me company, and go with me : If not, to hide what I have said to thee, That I may venture to depart alone. Egl. Madam, I pity much your grievances: Which since I know they virtuously are plac'd, I give consent to go along with you ; Recking" as little whatbetideth me, As much I wish all good befortune you. When will you go 1 Sil. This evening coming. Egl. Where shall I meet you! Sil. At friar Patrick's cell Where I intend holy confession. Egl. I will not fail your ladyship: Good-morrow, gentle lady. Sil. Good-morrow, kind sir Eglamour. [Exeunt SCENE IV.— The same. Enter Launce, with his dog. When a man's servant shall play the cur with him. look you, it goes hard : one that I brought up of a puppy ; one that I saved from drowning when three or four of his blind brothers and sisters went to it' I have taught him — even as one would say pre' cisely, Thus I would teach a dog. I was sent to deliver him, as a present to mistress Silvia, from my master ; and I came no sooner into the dining chamber, but he steps me to her trencher, and steals her capon's leg. O, 'tis a foul thing when a ' Injunction, command. ■ Caring. * Compassionate. 3(i TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA. Act IV curcai./iot keep 1 himse.r"in all companies! I would have, as one should say, one that takes upon him to be a dog indeed, to be, as it were, a dog at all things. If I had not had more wit than he, to take a fault upon me that he did, I think vevily he had been hanged for 't; sure as I live, he had suffered for 't : you shall judge. He thrusts me himself into the company of three or four gentlemen-like dogs, under the duke's table: he had not been there (bless the mark !) a pissing while ; but all the cham- ber smelt him. Out with the dog, says one ; What cur is that? says another; Whip him out, says the third ; Hang him up, says the duke. I, having been acquainted with the smell before, knew it was Crab ; and goes me to the fellow that whips the dogs: Friend, quoth I, you mean to whip the dog? Ay, marry, do I, quoth he. You do him the more wrong, quoth I; 'twas I did the thing you wot of. He makes me no more ado, but whips me out of the chamber. How many masters would do this for their servant? Nay, I'll be sworn, I have sat in the stocks for puddings he hath stolen, other- wise he had been executed : I have stood on the pillory for geese he hath killed, otherwise he had suffered for't: thou think'st not of this now! — ■ Nay, I remember the trick you served me, when I took my leave of madam Silvia ; did not I bid thee still mark me, and do as I do] When didst thou see me heave up my leg, and make water against a gentlewoman's farthingale] didst thou ever see me do such a trick] Enter Proteus and Julia. Pro. Sebastian is thy name] I like cnee well, And will employ thee in some service presently. Jul. In what you please ; I will do what I can. Pro. I hope thou wilt. — How now, you whore- son peasant] [To Launce. Where have you been these two days loitering ] Laun. Marry, sir, I carried mistress Silvia the dog you bade me. Pro. And what says she to my little jewel] Laun. Marry, she says, your dog was a cur; and tells you, currish thanks is good enough for such a present. Pro. But she. received my dog] Laun. No, indeed, she did not: here have I brought him back again. Pro. What, didst thou offer her this from me ] Laun. Ay, sir ; the other squirrel was stolen from me by the hangman's boys in the market-place: and then I offered her mine own ; who is a dog as big as ten of yours, and therefore the gift the greater. Pro. Go, get thee hence, and find my dog again, Or ne'er return again into my sight. Away, I say : stay'st thou to vex me here] A slave, that, still an end, a turns me to shame. [Exit Launce. Sebastian, I have entertained thee, Partly, that I have need of such a youth, That can with some discretion do my business, For 'tis no trusting to yon foolish lowt; But, chiefly, for thy face and thy behavior; Which (if my augury deceive me not) Witness good bringing up, fortune, and truth : Therefore know thou, for this I entertain thee. Go presently, and take this ring with thee, Deliver it to madam Silvia: She love/' m° well, deliver'd it to me. Jul. it seems you loved her not, to leave her token : 8h«'s dead, belike. 1 .Restrain. »In the end. Pro. Not so; I think, the lives. Jul, Alas! Pro. Why dost thou cry, alas ! Jul. I cannot choose but pity her. Pro. Wherefore shouldst thou pity her ] Jul. Because, methinks, that she lov'd youaswei. As you do love your lady Silvia: She dreams on him, that has forgot her love; You dote on her, that cares not for your love. 'Tis pity, love should be so contrary ; And thinking on it makes me cry, alas! Pro. Well, give her that ring, and therewithal This letter; — That's her chamber. — 'Tell my lad; I claim the promise for her heavenly picture. Your message done, hie home unto my chamber, Where thou shalt find me sad and solitary. [Exit Photeus, Jul. How many women would do aach a message] Alas, poor Proteus ! thou hast entertain'd A fox to be the shepherd of thy lambs : Alas, poor fool ! why do I pity him That with his very heart despiseth me] Because he loves her, he despiseth me; Because I love him, I must pity him. This ring I gave him, when he parted from me, To bind him to remember my good will: And now am I (unhappy messenger) To plead for that which I would not obtain; To carry that which I would have refus'd; To praise his faith, which I would have disprais'd. I am my master's true confirmed love; But cannot be true servant to my master, Unless I prove false traitor to myself. Yet I will woo for him ; but yet so coldly, As, heaven it knows, I would not have him speed Enter Silvia attended. Gentlewoman, good day ! I pray you, be my mean To bring me where to speak with madam Silvia. Sil. What would you with her, if that I be she? Jul. If you be she, I do entreat your patience To hear me speak the message I am sent on. Sil. From whom ] Jul. From my master, sir Proteus, madam. Sil. O ! — he sends you for a picture ] Jul. Ay, madam. Sil. Ursula, bring my picture there. [Picture brought. Go, give your master this: tell him from me, One Julia that his changing thoughts forget, Would better fit his chamber than this shadow. Jul. Madam, please you peruse this letter. — Pardon me, madam ; I have unadvis'd Deliver'd you a paper that I should not; This is the letter to your ladyship. Sil. I pray thee, let me look on that again Jul. It may not be ; good madam, pardon me. Sil. There, hold. I will not look upon your master's lines: I know they are stuff'd with protestations. And full of new-found oaths ; which he will break As easily as I do tear his paper. Jul. Madam, he sends your ladyship this ring. Sil. The more shame for him that he sends it me - . For I have heard him say a thousand times, His Julia gave it him at his departure : Though his false finger hath profan'd the ring, Mine shall not do his Julia so much wrong. Jul. She thanks you. Sil. What say'st thou ] Jul. I thank you, madam, that you tender her Poor gentlewoman ! my master wrongs her muct Sil. Dost thou know her 1 Act V. Scene I. TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA. 37 Jul. Almost as well as I do know myself. To think upon her woes, I do protest, That I have wept a hundred several times. Sil. Belike, she thinks that Proteus hath forsook her. Jul. I think she doth, and that's her cause of sorrow. Sil. Is she not passing fair? Jul. She hath been fairer, madam, than she is: When she did think my master lov'd her well, She, in my judgment, was as fair as you; But since she did neglect her looking-glass, And threw her sun-expelling mask away, The air hath starv'd the roses in her cheeks, And pinch'd the lily-tincture of her face, That now she is become as black as I. Sil. How tall was she? Jul. About my stature: for at Pentecost, 3 When all our pageants of delight were play'd, Our youth got me to play the woman's part, And I was trimm'd in madam Julia's gown; Which served me as fit, by all men's judgment, As if the garment had been made for me : Therefore I know she is about my height. And, at that time, I made her weep a-good, 4 For I did play a lamentable part: Madam, 'twas Ariadne, passioning For Theseus' perjury, and unjust flight; Which I so lively acted with my tears, That my poor mistress, moved therewithal, Wept bitterly ; and, would I might be dead, If I in thought felt not her very sorrow ! Sil. She is beholden to thee, gentle youth ! — Alas, poor lady ! desolate and left ! — I weep myself to think upon thy words. Here, youth, there is my purse ; I give thee this For thy sweet mistress' sake, because thou lov'st her Farewell. [Exit Silvia Jul. And she shall thank ycu for't, if e'er you know her. — A virtuous gentlewoman, mild, and beautiful. I hope my master's suit will be but cold, Since she respects my mistress' love so much. Alas, how love can trifle with itself! Here is her picture : Let me see ; I think, If I had such a tire, 5 this face of mine Were full as lovely as is this of hers : And yet the painter flatter'd her a little, Unless I flatter with myself too much. Her hair is auburn, mine is perfect yellow: If that be all the difference in his love, I'll get me such a color'd periwig. Her eyes are grey as glaas ; and so are mine : Ay, but her forehead's low, and mine's as high. What should it be, that he respects in her, But I can make respective in myself, If this fond love were not a blinded god ? Come, shadow, come, and take this shadow up, For 'tis thy rival. thou senseless form, Thou shalt be worshipp'd, kiss'd, lov'd, and ador'd And, were there sense in his idolatry, My substance should be statue in thy stead. I'll use thee kindly for thy mistress' sake, That us'd me so; or else, by Jove I vow, I should have scratch'd out your unseeing eyes, To make my master out of love with thee. [Exit, ACT \. SCENE I.— The same. An Abbey. Enter Erlamour. Egl. The sun begins to gild the western sky; And now, it is about the very hour That Silvia, at Patrick's cell, should meet me. She will not fail ; for lovers break not hours, Unless it be to come before their time : So much they spur their expedition. Enter Silvia. See, where she comes : Lady, a happy evening ! Sil. Amen, amen ! go on, good Eglamour ! Out at the postern by the abbey wall ; I fear I am attended by some spies. Egl. Fear not : the forest is not three leagues off; If we recover that, we arc sure enough. [Exeunt. SCENE II. — The same. An Apartment in the Duke's Palace. Enter Tiiurio, Proteus, and Julia. Thu. Sir Proteus, what says Silvia to my suit? Pro. 0, sir, I find her milder than she was; And yet she takes exceptions at your person. 77m. What, that my leg is too long? Pro. No ; that it is too little. Thu. I'll wear a boot to make it somewhat rounder. Pro. But love will not be spurr'd to what it loaths. Thu. What says she to my face ? Pro. She says, it is a fair one. Thu. Nay, then, the wanton lies, my face is black. Pro. But pearls are fair; and the old saying is, Dlack men are pearls in beauteous ladies' eves. * VVhitsuatide. * In wood earnest. Jul. "1 is true ; such pearls as put out ladies' eyes For I had rather wink than look on them. [Aside. Thu. How likes she my discourse? Pro. Ill, when you talk of war. Thu. But well, when I discourse of love, and peace Jul. But better, indeed, when you hold your peace. [Aside. Thu. What says she lo my valor? Pro. O, sir, she makes no doubt of that. Jul. She needs not, when she knows it cowardice. [Aside. Thu. What says she to my birth ? Pro. That you are well derived Jul. True; from a gentleman to a fool. [Aside. Thu. Considers she my possessions? Pro. 0, ay; and pities them. Thu. Wherefore? Jul. That such an ass should owe 6 them. [Aside. Pro. That they are out by lease. Jul. Here comes the duke. Enter Duke. Duke. How now, sir Proteus ? how now, Thurio'' Which of you saw sir Eglamour of late ? Thu. Not I. P~<>. Nor I. Duke. Saw you my daughter • Pro. Neither 7 mice. Why, then, she's fled unto that peasant Valentine; And Eglamour is in her company. 'Tis true ; for friar Laurence met them both, » Head-dress. • Own 39 TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA. Act V. As he in penance wander'd through the forest: Him he knew well, and guess'd that it was she ; But, being mask'd, he was not sure of it: Besides, she did intend confession At Patrick's cell this even; and there she was not: These likelihoods confirm her flight from hence. Therefore, I pray you, stand not to discourse, But mount you presently; and meet with me Upon the rising of the mountain foot That bads towards Mantua, whither they are fled: Despatch, sweet gentlemen, and follow me. [Exit. Thu. Why, this it is to be a peevish girl, That flies her fortune when it follows her : I'll after; more to be revenged on Eglamour, Than for the love of reckless' Silvia. [Exit. Pro. And I will follow, more for Silvia's love, Than hate of Eglamour, that goes with her. [Exit. Jul. And I will follow, more to cross that love, Than hate for Silvia, that is gone for love. [Exit. SCENE III.— Frontiers of Mantua. The Forest. Enter Silvia and Outlaws. Out. Come, come; Be patient, we must bring you to our captain. Sil. A thousand more mischances than this one Have learn'd me how to brook this patiently. 2 Out. Come, bring her away. 1 Out. Where is the gentleman that was with her? 3 Out. Being nimble-footed, he hath out-run us, But Moyses, and Valerius, follow him. Go thou with her to the west end of the wood, There is our captain ; we'll follow him that's fled ; The thicket is beset, he cannot 'scape. 1 Out. Come, I must bring you to our captain's cave; Fear not; he bears an honorable mind, And will not use a woman lawlessly. Sil. O Valentine, this I endure for thee! [Exeunt. SCENE IV.— Another part of the Forest. Enter Valentine. Val. How use doth breed a habit in a man ! This shadowy desert, unfrequented woods, I better brook than flourishing peopled towns : Here can I sit alone, unseen of any, And, to the nightingale's complaining notes, Tune my distresses, and record 8 my woes. O thou that dost inhabit in my breast, Leave not the mansion so long tenantless; Lest, growing ruinous, the building fall, And leave no memory of what it was ! Repair me with thy presence, Silvia ; Thou gentle nymph, cherish thy forlorn swain ! — What halloing, and what stir is this to-day ? These are my mates, that make their wills their law, Have some unhappy passenger in chase: They love me well ; yet I have much to do, To keep them from uncivil outrages. Withdraw thee, Valentine : who's this comes here ? [Steps aside. Enter Photeus, Silvia, and Julia. Pro. Madam, this service I have done for you, (Though you respect not aught your servant doth,) To hazard life, and rescue you from him That wou.d have forc'd your honor and your love. Vouchsafe me for my meed but one fair look; A smaller \x>n than this I cannot beg, And less than this, I am sure, you cannot give. Val. How like a dream is this I see and hear ! fjove, lend me patience to forbear awhile. [Aside. ' C*reles«. • Sing Sil. miserable, unhappy that I am ' Pro. Unhappy were you, madam, ere I came But, by my coming, I have made you happy. Sil. By thy approach thou mak'st me most unhappy. Jul. And me, when he approacheth to your presence. [Aside. Sil. Had I been seized by a hungry lion, I would have been a breakfast to the beast, Rather than have false Proteus rescue me. O, heaven be judge how I love Valentine, Whose life's as tender to me as my soul ; And full as much (for more there cannot be) I do detest false perjur'd Prceus; Therefore begone, solicit me no more. Pro. What dangerous action, stood it next death, Would I not undergo for one calm look? 0, 'tis the curse in love, and still approv'd, 3 When women cannot love where they're bclov'd. Sil. When Proteus cannot love where he's belov'd. Read over Julia's heart, thy first best love, For whose dear sake thou didst then rend thy faith Into a thousand oaths; and all those oath? Descended into perjury, to love me. Thou hast no faith left now, unless thou hadst two, And that's far worse than none ; better have none Than plural faith, which is too much by one : Thou counterfeit to thy true friend ! Pro. In love, Who respects friend? Sil. All men but Proteus. Pro. Nay, if the gentle spirit of moving words Can no way change you to a milder form. I'll woo you like a soldier, at arms' end ; And love you 'gainst the nature of love, force you Sil. O heaven ! Pro. I'll force thee yield to my desire. Val. Ruffian, let go that rude uncivil touch ; Thou friend of an ill fashion ! Pro. Valentine ! Val. Thou common friend, that's without faith or love, (For such is a friend now,) treacherous man ! Thou hast beguil'd my hopes; nought but mine eye Could have persuaded me: Now I dare not say I have one friend alive ; thou wouldst disprove me. Who should be trusted now, when one's right hand Is perjur'd to the bosom? Proteus, I am sorry, I must never trust thee more, But count the world a stranger for thy sake. The private wound is deepest: O time, most curst ! 'Mongst all foes, that a friend should be the worst ! Pro. My shame and guilt confound me. — Forgive me, Valentine : if hearty sorrow Be a sufficient ransom for offence, I tender it here ; I do as truly suffer, As e'er I did commit. Val. Then I am paid; And once again I do receive thee honest: — Who by repentance is not satisfied, Is nor of heaven, nor earth ; for these are pleas'd ; By penitence the Eternal's wrath's appeas'd: — And, that my love may appear plain and free, All that was mine in Silvia, I give thee. Jul. O me unhappy! [Faints Pro. Look to the boy. Val. Why, boy ! why, wag! how now? what ii the matter? Look up; speak. 8 Felt, experienced. ScENK IV. TWO GENTLEMEN OF VEkONA. 39 Jul. good sir, my master charg'd me To deliver a ring to madam Silvia; Which, out of my neglect, was never done. Pro. Where is that ring, boy] Jul. Here 'tis: this is it. [Gives a ring. Pro. How! let me see: Why this is the ring I gave to Julia. Jul. 0, cry your mercy, sir, I have mistook ; This is the ring you sent to Silvia. [Shows another ring. Pro. But, how cam'st thou by this ring 1 ? at my depart, I gave this unto Julia. Jul. And Julia herself did give it me ; And Julia herself hath brought it hither. Pro. How! Julia! Jul. Behold her that gave aim ' to all thy oaths. And entertain'd them deeply in her heart: How oft hast thou with perjury cleft the root 1 a Proteus, let this habit make thee blush ! Be thou asham'd, that I have took upon me Such an immodest raiment ; if shame live In a disguise of love : It is the lesser blot, modesty finds, Women to change their shapes, than men their minds. Pro. Than men their minds'! 'tis true : heaven! were man But constant, he were perfect: that one error Fills him with faults ; makes him run through all sins: Inconstancy falls off, ere it begins: What is in Silvia's face, but I may spy More fresh in Julia's with a constant eye 1 Vat. Come, come, a hand from either : Let me be blest to make this happy close ; 'Twere pity two such friends should be long foes. Pro. Bear witness, heaven, I have my wish for ever. Jul. And I have mine. Enter Out-laws, with Duke and Thurio. Out. A prize, a prize, a prize! Vol. Forbear, I say ; it is my lord the duke. Your grace is welcome to a man disgrac'd, Banished Valentine. Duke. Sir Valentine ! Thu. Yonder is Silvia; and Silvia's mine. Val. Thurio, give back, or else embrace thy death ; Came not within the measure of my wrath:' • Direction. » An allusion to cleaving the pin in archery. * Length of my sword. Do not name Silvia thine ; if once again, Milan shall not behold thee. Here she stands, Take but possession of her with a touch ; — I dare thee but to breathe upon my love. — Thu. Sir Valentine, I care not for her, I ; I hold him but a fool, that will endanger His body for a girl that loves him not : I claim her not, and therefore she is thine. Duke. The more degenerate and base art thou, To make such means' for her as thou hast done, And leave her on such slight conditions. — Now, by the honor of my ancestry, I do applaud thy spirit, Valentine, And think thee worthy of an empress' love. Know then, I here forget all former griefs, Cancel all grudge, repeal thee home again. — Plead a new state in thy unrivall'd merit, To which I thus subscribe, — sir Valentine, Thou art a gentleman, and well deriv'd; Take thou thy Silvia, for thou hast de*;rv'd her. Val. I thank your grace ; the gift hath made k«« happy. I now beseech you, for your daughter's sake, To grant one boon that I shall ask of you. Duke. I grant it, for thine own, whate'er it ¥ * Val. These banish'd men, that I have kept witk< . Are men endued with worthy qualities; Forgive them what they have committed here, And let them be recall'd from their exile : They are reformed, civil, full of good, And fit for great employment, worthy lord. Duke. Thou hast prevail'd : I pardon them, an*, thee; Dispose of them, as thou know'st their deserts. Come, let us go; we will include 5 all jars With triumphs, mirth, and rare solemnity. Val. And, as we walk along, 1 dare be bold, With our discourse to make your grace to smile : What think you of this page, my lord ? Duke. I think the boy hath grace in him : t t blushes. Val. I warrant you, my lord; more grace than boy. Duke. What mean you by that saying ? Val. Please you, I'll tell you as we pass along That you will wonder what hath fortuned. — Come, Proteus; 'tis your penance, but to hear The story of your loves discovered: That done, our day of marriage shall be yours, One feast, one house, rjie mutual happiness. [Exeunt. Interest. O ootids. MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR. PERSONS REPRESENTED. Sir Jonx Falstaff. Fenton. Shallow, a country Justice. Slender, cousin to Shallow. ^ Mr. Fohd, > G en tkmen dwelling at Windsor. Mr. Page, $ ° William Page, a Boy, son to Mr. Page. Sir Hugh Evans, a Welsh Parson. Dr. Caius, a French Physician. Host of the Garter Inn. Barijolph, ^ Pistol, > Followers 0/ Falstaff. Nim, ) Robin, Page to Falstaff. Simple, Servant to Slender. Rugby, Servant to Dr. Caius. Mrs. Ford. Mrs. Page. Mrs. Anne Page, her Daughter, in love tnth Fenton. Mrs. Quickly, Servant to Dr. Caius. Servants to Page, Ford, S(c. SCENE, Windsor; and the parts adjacent. ACTL SCENE I. — Windsor. Before Page's House. Enter Justice Shallow, Slender, and Sir 1 Hugh Evans. Shal. Sir Hugh, persuade me not; I will make a Star-chamber matter of it; if he were twenty sir John FalstaSs, he shall not abuse Robert Shallow, esquire. S/en. In the county of Gloster, justice of peace, and coram. Shal. Ay, cousin Slender, and Cust-alorum? Slen. Ay, and ratotorum too; and a gentleman born, master parson; who writes himself armigero; in any bill, warrant, quittance, or obligation, armi- gero. Shal. Ay, that we do: and have done anytime these three hundred years. Slen. All his successors, gone before him, have done't; and all his ancestors, that come after him, may: they may give the dozen white luces in their coat. Shal. It is an old coat. Eva. The dozen white louses do become an old coat well; it agrees well, passant: it is a familiar Vast to man, and signifies — love. Shal. The luce is the fresh fish; the salt fish is an old coat. Slen. I may quarter, coz 7 Shal. You may, by marrying. Eva. It is marring indeed, if he quarter it. m Shal. Not a whit. Eva. Yes, py'r 3 lady; if he has a quarter of your coat, there is but three skirts for yourself, in my simple conjectures : but this is all one : if Sir John Falstaff have committed disparagements unto • A title formerly appropriated to chaplains. 8 Custns Ilotulorum. * By our. C-io] you, I am of the church; and will be glad (o do my benevolence, to make atonements and comprir- niises between you. Shal. The Council shall hear it; it is a riot. Eva. It is not meet the Council hear a riot ; there is no fear of Got in a riot; the Council, look you, shall desire to hear the fear of Got, and not to hear a riot; take your vizaments* in that. Shal. Ha ! o' my life, if I were young again, the sword should end it. Eva. It is petter that friends is the sword, and end it : and there is also another device in my prain, which, peradventure, prings goot discretions with it: There is Anne Page, which is daughter to master George Page, which is pretty virginity. Slen. Mistress Anne Page ? She has brown hair, and speaks small like a woman. Eva. It is that fery person for all the 'orld, at just as you will desire : and seven hundred pounds of monies, and gold, and silver, is her grandsire, upon his death's bed (Got deliver to a joyful resur- rections !) give, when she is able to overtake seven- teen years old : it were a goot motion, if we leave our pribbles and prabbles, and desire a marriage between master Abraham and mistress Anne Page. Shal. Did her grandsire leave her seven hun- dred pounds 1 Eva. Ay, and her father is make her a petter penny Shal. I know the young gentlewoman ; she has good gifts. Eva. Seven hundred pounds, and possibilities, is good gifts. Shal. Well, let us see honest master Page : Is Falstaff there 1 Eva. Shall I tell you a lie 1 I do despise a liar, as I do despise one that is false ; or as I despise * Advisement. Scene 1 MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR. 41 one that is not true. The knight, sir John, is there ; and, I beseech you, be ruled by your well- ffuii-rs. I will peat the door [knocks'] for master I 'a ye. What, hoa! pless your house here! Enter Page. Page. Who's there? Eva. Here is Got's plessing, and your friend, and justice Shallow : and here young master Slen- der; that peradventures shall tell you another tale, f matters grow to your likings. Page. I am glad to see your worships well : I thank you for my venison, master Shallow. Shal. Master Page, I am glad to see you ; Much good do it your good heart ! I wished your venison better ; it was ill-killed : — How doth good mistress Page ? — and I love you always with my heart, la ; with my heart. Page. Sir, I thank you. Shal. Sir, I thank you; by yea and no, I do. Page. I am glad to see you, good master Slender. Slen. How does your fallow greyhound, sir ? I heard say he was outrun at Cotsale. 4 Page. It could not be judged, sir. Slen. You'll not confess, you'll not confess. Shah That he will not ; — 'tis your fault, 'tis your fault : — 'Tis a good dog. Page. A cur, sir. Shal. Sir, he's a good dog, and a fair dog ; Can there be more said? he is good, and fair. — Is sir John Falstaff here ? Page. Sir, he is within; and I would I could do a good office between you. Eva. It is spoke as a Christian ought to speak. Shal. He hath wrong'd me, master Page. Page. Sir, he doth in some sort confess it. Shal. If it be confess'd, it is not redress'd ; is not that so, master Page ? He hath wrong'd me ; in- deed, he hath ; — at a word, he hath ; — believe me ; —Robert Shallow, esquire, saith, he is wrong'd. Page. Here comes sir John. Enter Sir John Falstaff, Bahdolph, Nym, and Pistol. Fal. Now, master Shallow ; you'll complain of me to the king 1 Shal. Knight, you have beaten my men, killed my deer, and broke open my lodge. Fal. But not kiss'd your keeper's daughter. Shal. Tut, a pin ! this shall be answer'd. Fal. I will answer it straight ; — I have done all this: — That is now answer'd. Shal. The council shall know this. Fal. 'Twere better for you, if it were known in counsel : you'll be laugh' d at. Eva. Pauca verba, sir John, good worts. Fal. Good worts! 6 good cabbage. — Slender, I broke your head ; What matter have you against me? Slen. Marry, sir, I have matter in my head against you; and against your coney-catching' rascals, Bardolph, Nym, and Pistol. They carried inc to the tavern, and made me drunk, and after- wards picked my pocket. Bar. You Banbury cheese ! 8 Slen. Ay, it is no matter. Pist. How, now, Mephostophilus ?' Slen. Ay, it is no matter. Nym. Slice, I say, pauca, pauca,- slice ! that's my humor. » Cotswold, in Gloucestershire. • Worts was the ancient name of all the cahbage kind. ' ?harpcrs. * Nothing but paring ! » The name of an ugly spirit. Slen. Where's Simple, my man? — canyouteU, cousin ? Eva. Peace: I pray you ! Now let us understand; There is three umpires in this matter as I under- stand: that is — master Page, Jidelicet, master Page, and there is myself, Jidelicet myself; and the three party is, lastly and finally, mine host of the Garter. Page. We three, to hear it, and end it between them. Eva. Fery goot : I will make a brief of it in my note-book; and we will afterwards 'ork upon the cause, with as great discreetly as we can. Fal. Pistol, Pist. He hears with ears. Eva. The tevil and his tam ! what phrase is this, He hears with ear? Why, it is affectations. Fal. Pistol, did you pick master Slender's purse? Slen. Ay, by these gloves, did he, (or I would 1 might never come in mine own great chamber again else,) of seven groats in mill-sixpences, and two Ed- ward shovel-boards,' that cost me two shillings and two pence a-piece of Yead Miller, by these gloves. Fal. Is this true, Pistol? Eva. No ; it is false, if it is a pick-purse. Pist. Ha, thou mountain-foreigner! — Sir John, and master mine, I combat challenge of this latten bilbo : a Word of denial in thy labras 3 here ; Word of denial; froth and scum, thou liest Slen. By these gloves, then 'twas he. Nym. Be advised, sir, and pass good humors: I will say, marry trap, with you if you run the nut- hook's 4 humor on me ; that is the very note of it Slen. By this hat, then he in the red face had it : for though I cannot remember what I did when you made me drunk, yet I am not altogether an ass. Fal. What say you, Scarlet and John ? Bar. Why, sir, for my part, I say, the gentleman had drunk himself out of his five sentences. Eva. It is his five senses: fie, what the igno- rance is! Bar. And being fap, 5 sir, was, as they say, cashier'd; and so conclusions pass'd the careires/ Slen. Ay, you spake in Latin then too: but 'tis no matter: I'll ne'er be drunk whilst I live again but in honest, civil, godly company, for this trick if I be drunk, I'll be drunk with those that have the fear of God, and not with drunken knaves. Eva. So Got 'udge me, that is a virtuous mind. Fal. You hear all these matters denied, gentle- men; you hear it. Enter Mistress Anne Page with wine,- Mistress Form and Mistress Page following. Page. Nay, daughter, carry the wine in ; we'll drink within. [Exit Anne Page Slen. O heaven ! this is mistress Anne Page Page. How now, mistress Ford ? Fal. Mistress Ford, by my troth, you are very w r ell met: by your leave, good mistress. [Kissing I. er. Page. Wife, bid these gentlemen welcome: — Come, wc have a hot venison pasty to dinner; come, gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness. [Exeunt all but Shal., Slender, and Evans. Slen. I had rather than forty shillings, I had my book of Songs and Sonnets here : — Enter Simple. How now, Simple ! where have you been ? I must • King Edward's shilling used in the game of shuffl* board. s Blade as thin as a lath. * Lips. * If you say I am a thief. • Drunk • The bounds of good Vhavioi. D 42 MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR. Act 1 wait on myself, must 1 ? You have not The Book. if Riddles about you, have you ? Sim. Book of Riddles.' why, did you not lend it to Alice Shortcake upon Allhallowmas last, a fort- night afore Michael nas V Shal. Come, coz; come, coz; we stay for you. A word with you, coz; marry, this, coz; There is, as 'twere a tender, a kind of tender, made afar off by sir Hugh here ; — Do you understand me ? Slen. Ay, sir, you shall find me reasonable ; if it be so, I shall do that that is reason. Shal. Nay, but understand me. Slen. So I do, sir. Eva. Give ear to his motions, master Slender: I mil description the matter to you, if you be capa- city of it. Slen. Nay I will do as my cousin Shallow says : I pray you, pardon me; he's a justice of peace in his country, simple though I stand here. Eva. But this is not the question ; the question is concerning your marriage. Shal. Ay, there's the point, sir. Eva. Marry, is it; the very point of it; to mis- tress Anne Page. Slen. Why, if it be so, I will marry her, upon any reasonable demands. Eva. But can you affection the 'oman? Let us command to know that of your mouth, or of your lips; for divers philosophers hold, that the lips is parcel of the mouth; — Therefore, precisely, can you cany your good will to the maid? Shal. Cousin Abraham Slender, can you love her? Slen. I hope, sir, — I will do, as it shall become one that would do reason. Eva. Nay, Got's lords and his ladies ! you must speak possitable, if you can carry her your desires towards her. Shal. That you must: Will you, upon good dowry, marry her ? Slen. I will do a greater thing than that, upon your request, cousin, in any reason. Shal. Nay, conceive me, conceive me, sweet coz; what I do, is to pleasure you, coz: Can you love the maid? Slen. I will marry her, sir, at your request; but if there be no great love in the beginning, yet heaven may decrease it upon better acquaintance, when we are married, and have more occasion to know one another: I hope, upon familiarity will grow more contempt; but if you say, marry her, I will marry her, that I am freely dissolved, and dissolutely. Eva. It is a feiy discretion answer; save, the faul' is in the 'ort dissolutely : the 'ort is, according to our meaning, resolutely ; — his meaning is good. Shal. Ay, I think my cousin meant well. Slen. Ay, or else 1 would I might be hanged, la. Re-enter Vnne Page. Shal. Here comes fai mistress Anne: — Would f were young, for your bake, mistress Anne ! Anne. The dinner is on the table; my father desires your worships' company. Shal. I will wait on him, fair mistress Anne. Eva. Od's plessed will ! I will not be absence at the grace. [Exeunt Shallow and Sir H. Evans. Anne. Will't please your worship to come in, sir ? Slen. No, I thank you, forsooth, heartily ; I am very well. Anne, The dinner attends you, sir. ' An intpuded blunder. Slen. I am not a-hungry, 1 thank you, forsootn Go, sirrah, for all you are my man, go, wait upon my cousin Shallow: [Exit Simple.] A justice of peace sometime may be beholden to his friend foi a man : — I keep but three men and a boy yet, till my mother be dead : But what though ? yet I live like a poor gentleman born. Anne. I may not go in without your worship: they will not sit till you come. Slen. V faith, I'll eat nothing; I thank you as much as though I did. Anne. I pray you, sir, walk in. Slen. I had rather walk here, I thank you: I bruised my shin the other day with playing at sword and dagger with a master of fence, three veneys* for a dish of stewed prunes; and, by my troth, 1 cannot abide the smell of hot meat since. Why do your dogs bark so ? be there bears i' the town ? Anne. I think there are, sir; I heard tbem talked of. Slen. I love the sport well ; but I shall as soon quarrel at it as any man in England: — You ara afraid, if you seethe bear loose, are you not? Anne. Ay, indeed, sir. Slen. That's meat and drink to me now : I have seen Sackerson 9 loose, twenty times : and have ta- ken him by the chain: but, I warrant you, the women have so cried and shriek'd at it, that it pass'd: 1 — but women, indeed, cannot abide 'em; they are ill-favored, rough things. Re-enter Page. Page. Come, gentle master Slender, come; wo stay for you. Slen. I'll eat nothing; I thank you, sir. Page. By cock and pye, you shall not choose, sir ; come, come. Slen. Nay, pray you, lead the way. Page. Come on, sir. Slen. Mistress Anne, yourself shall go first. Anne. Not I, sir, pray you, keep on. Slen. Truly, I will not go first; truly, la; I will not do you that wrong. Anne. I pray you, sir. Slen. I'll rather be unmannerly than trouble- some; you do yourself wrong, indeed, la. [Exeunt SCENE II.— The same. Enter Sir Hugh Evans and Simple. Eva. Go your ways, and ask of Doctor Caius' house, which is the way: and there dwells one mistress Quickly, which is in the manner of his nurse, or his dry nurse, or his cook, or his laundry, his washer, and his wringer. Sim. Well, sir. Eva. Nay, it is petter yet : give her this letter ; for it is a 'oman that altogether's acquaintance with mistress Anne Page ; and the letter is, to de- sire and to require her to solicit your master's de- sires to mistress Anne Page : I pray you begone ; I will make an end of my dinner ; there's pippins and cheese to come. [Exeu-H SCENE III. — A Room in the Garter Inn. Enter Falstaff, Host, Bahdolph, Ntm, Pistol, and Robin. Fal. Mine host of the Garter, — Host. What says my bully-rook ? Speak schol- arly, and wisely. • Three set-tos, bouts, or hits. • The name of a bear exhibited at Paris-Garden, South wark * Surpassed all expression. -_J Scene IV. MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR. 43 Fal. T-uly, mine hodt, I must turn away some of my followers. Host. Discard, bully Hercules ; cashier : let them wag: trot, trot. Fal. I sit at ten pounds a week. Host. Thou art an emperor, Caesar, Keisar, and Pheezar. I will entertain Bardolph ; he shall draw, ne shall tap: said I well, bully Hector? Fal. Do so, good mine host. Host. I have spoke ; let him follow : Let me see thee froth, and lime : I am at a word ; follow. [Exit Host. Fal. Bardolph, follow him ; a tapster is a good trade , an old cloak makes a new jerkin ; a wither- ed servingman, a fresh tapster; Go, adieu. Bar. It is a life that I have desired ; I will thrive. [Exit Baud. Pist. base Gongarian 9 wight! wilt thou the spigot wield? Nym. He was gotten in drink: is not the hu- mor conceited ? His mind is not heroic, and there's the humor of it. Fal. I am glad I am so acquit of this tinder-box ; his thefts were too open : his niching was like an unskilful singer, he kept not time. Nym. The good humor is, to steal at a minute's rest. Pist. Convey, the wise it call : Steal ! foh, a fico ' for the phrase ! Fal. Well, sirs, I am almost out at heels. Pist. Why then let kibes ensue. Fal. There is no remedy ; I must coney-catch ; I must shift. Pist. Young ravens must have food. Fal. Which of you know Ford of this town ? Pist. I ken the wight ; he is of substance good. Fal. My honest lads, I will tell you what I am about. Pist. Two yards and more. Fal. No quips now, Pistol; indeed I am in the waist two yards about; but I am now about no waste; I an. ibout thrift. Briefly, I do mean to make love to Ford's wife ; I spy entertainment in her; she discourses, she carves, she gives the leer of invitation; I can construe the action of her familiar style; and the hardest voice of her beha- vior, to be English'd rightly, is, I am Sir John Falstaff's. Pist. He hath studied her well, and translated her well; out of honesty into English. Nym. The anchor is deep: will that humor pass? Fal. Now, the report goes, she has all the rule of her husband's purse ; she hath legions of angels.' Pist. As many devils entertain; and, To her, boy, say I. Nym. The humor rises ; it is good : humor me the angels. Fal. I have writ me here a letter to her: and here another to Page's wife; who even now gave me good eyes too; examin'd my parts with most judicious eyliads:' sometimes the beam of her view gilded my foot, sometimes my portly belly. Pist. Then did the sun on dunghill shine. Nym. I thank thee for that humor. Fal. 0, she did so course o'er my exteriors with Huch a greedy intention, that the appetite of her eye did seem to scorch me up like a burning-glass ! Here's another letter to her: she bears the purse too ; she is a region in Guiana, all gold and bounty. I will be cheater 8 to them both, and they shall be ex- 9 For Hungarian. »Fig. 4 Gold Coin. » Eyes. • Escheatour, an officer in the Exchequer. chequers to uu,, ihey shall be my East and West Indies, and I will trade to them both. Go, bear thou this letter to mistress Page; and thou this to mistress Ford : we will thrive, lads, we will thrive Pist. Shall I sir Pandarus of Troy become, And by my side wear steel ? then, Lucifer take all . Nym. I will run no base humor; here, take the humor letter ; I will keep the 'havior of reputation. Fal. Hold, sirrah, [To Rob.] bear you these letters tightly ; ' Sail like my pinnace to these golden shores. — Rogues, hence avaunt! vanish like hailstones, go; Trudge, plod away, o' the hoof; seek shelter, packJ Falstaff wilt learn the humor of this age, French thrift, you rogues; myself, and skirted page. [Exeunt Falstaff and Robin. Pist. Let vultures gripe thy guts ! for gourd and fullam 8 hold, And high and low beguile the rich and poor: Tester I'll have in pouch, 9 when thou shalt lack, Base Phrygian Turk! Nym. I have operations in my head, which be humors of revenge. Pist. Wilt thou revenge ! Nym. By welkin, and her star! Pist. With wit, or steel? Nym. With both the humors, I: I will discuss the humor of this love to Page. Pist. And I to Ford shall eke unfold, How Falstaff, varlet vile, His dove will prove, his gold will hold, And his soft couch defile. Nym. My humor shall not cool: I will incense 1 Page to deal with poison ; I will possess him with yellowness, 2 for the revolt of mien is dangerous 1 that is my true humor. Pist. Thou art the Mars of malcontents : I second thee; troop on. [Exeunt. SCENE IV.— A Room in Dr. Caius's House. Enter Mrs. Quickly, Simple, and Rugby. Quick. What; John Rugby! — I pray thee, g© to the casement, and see if you can see my mas« ter, master doctor Caius, coming : if he do, i' faith, and find any body in the house, here will be an old abusing of God's patience, and the king's English. Rug. I'll go watch. [Exit Rugby. Quick. Go ; and we'll have a posset for't soon at night, at the latter end of a sea-coal fire. An honest, willing, kind fellow, as ever servant shall come in house withal ; and, I warrant you, no tell- tale, nor no breed-bate: 3 his worst fault is, that he is given to prayer : he is something peevish * that way : but nobody but has his fault ; — but let that pass. Peter Simple, you say your name is? Sim. Ay, for fault of a better. Quick. And master Slender's your master? Sim. Ay, forsooth. Quick. Docs he not wear a great round beard, like a glover's paring knife ? Sim. No, forsooth : he hath but a little wee face, with a little yellow beard ; a Cain-colored beard. Quick. A softly-sprighted man, is he not? Sim. Ay, forsooth: but he is as tall* a man ol his hands, as any is between this and his head ; he hath fought with a warrencr. Quick. How say you? — O, I should remember * Cleverly. • False dice » Sixpence I'll have in pocket. > Instigate. 3 Jealousy. » Strife. « Foolish. » Brave. 44 MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR. ACT hiu. , does he not hold up his head, as it were? and strut in his gait? Sim. Yes, indeed, does he. Quick. Well, heaven send Anne Page no worse fortune. Tell master parson Evans, I will do what can fo» your master; Anne is a good girl, and I wish — Re-enter Rugby. Rug. Out, alas ! here comes my master. Quick. We shall all be shent : 6 Run in here, good young man ; go into this closet. [Shuts Sim- ple in the closet.} He will not stay long. — What, John Rugby ! John, what, John, I say !r— Go, John, go enquire for my master ; I doubt he be not well, that he comes not home: — and down, down, adown-a, &c. [Sings. Enter Doctor Caius. Caius. Vat is you sing ? I do not like dese toys ; Pray you, go and vetch me in my closet un boitier verd; a box, a green-a box ; Do intend vit I speak? a green-a box. Quick. Ay forsooth, I'll fetch it you. I am glad he went not in himself; if he had found the young man, he would have been horn-mad. [Aside. Caius. Fe,fe,fe,fe. ma foi, it 'fait fort chaud. Je m'en vais a. la cour, — la grande affaire. Quick. Is it this, sir? Caius. Ouy ; mette le au rnon pocket; Depcche, quickly. — Vere is dat knave Rugby ? Quick. What, John Rugby ! John ! Rug. Here, sir. Caius. You are John Rugby, and you are Jack tiugby : Come, take-a your rapier, and come after my heel to de court. Rug. 'Tis ready, sir, here in the porch. Cams. By my trot, I tarry too long : — Od's me ! Qu'ay-j' oublie? dere is some simples in my closet, dat 1 vill not for the varld I shall leave behind. Quick. Ah me ! he'll find the young man there, and be mad. Caius. diable, diable ! vat is in my closet? — Villany ! larron ! [Pulling Simple out.~\ Rugby, my rapier. Quick. Good master, be content Cuius. Verefore shall I be content-a? Quick. The young man is an honest man. Caius. Vat shall de honest man do in my closet? dere is no honest man dat shall come in my closet. Quick. I beseech you, be not so flegmatick ; hear the truth of it. He came of an errand to me from parson Hugh. Caius. Veil. Sim. Ay, forsooth, to desire her to Quick. Peace, I pray you. Caius. Peace-a your tongue: — Speak-a your tale. Sim. To desire this honest gentlewoman, your maid, to speak a good word to mistress Anne Page fjr my master, in the way of marrige. Quick. This is all, indeed, la; but I'll ne'er put my finger in the fire, and need not. Caius. Sir Hugh send-a you ? — Rugby, baillez me some paper: — Tarry you a little-a while. [ Writes. Quick. I am glad he is so quiet : if he had been thoroughly moved, you should have heard him so loud, and so melancholy: — But notwithstanding, man, I'll do your master what good I can : and the very yea and the no is, the French doctor, my master, — I may call him my master, look you, for I keep his house ; and I wash, wring, brew, bake, » f colded, reprimanded. scour, dress meat and drink, make the bed?, and do all myself; — Sim. 'Tis a great charge, to come *inder one body's hand. Quick. Are you avis'd o' that ? you shall find it a great charge : and to be up early and down li»te ■ — but notwithstanding, (to tell you in your ear; I would have no words of it,) my master himself is in love with mistress Anne Page; but notwith- standing that, — I know Anne's mind, — that's neither here nor there. Caius. You jack 'nape; give-a dis letter to sii Hugh ; by gar, it is a shallenge ; I vill cut his troat in de park ; and I will teach a scurvy jack-a-nape priest to meddle or make : — you may be gone ; it is not good you tarry here : — by gar, I will cut all his two stones; by gar, he shall not have a stone to trow at his dog. [Exit Simple, Quick. Alas, he speaks but for his friend. Caius. It is no matter-a for dat; — do not you tell-a me dat I shall have Anne Page for myself? — by gar, I will kill de jack priest; and I have ap- pointed mine host of de Jarterre to measure oui weapon : — by gar, I vill myself have Anno Page. Quick. Sir, the maid loves you, and all shall be well : we must give folks leave to prate : What, the good-jer! 1 Caius. Rugby, come to the court vit me ; — By gar, if I have not Anne Page, I shall turn your head out of my door : — Follow my heels, Rugby. Exeunt Caius and Rvghy. Quick. You shall have An fools-head of your own. No, I know Anne's mind for that; never a woman in Windsor knows more of Anne's mind than I do; nor can do more than I do with her, I thank heaven. Fent. [Within.'] Who's within there, ho? Quick. Who's there, I trow? Come near the house, I pray you. Enter Fentojj. Fent. How now, good woman : how dost thou ? Quick. The better, that it pleases your good worship to ask. Fent. What news? how does pretty mistress Anne? Quick. In truth, sir, and she is pretty, and honest, and gentle : and one that is your friend, I can tell you that by the way ; I praise heaven for it. Fent. Shall I do any good, thinkest thou? Shall I not lose my suit? Quick. Troth, sir, all is in his hands above ; but notwithstanding, master Fenton, I'll be sworn on a book she loves you : — Have not your worship a wart above your eye? Fent. Yes, marry, have I; what of that? Quick. Well, thereby hangs a tale ; — good faith, it is such another Nan; but, I detest, 8 an honest maid as ever broke bread: — We had an hour's talk of that wart ; — I shall never laugh but in that maid's company! — But, indeed, she is given too much to allicholly 3 and musing: But for you— Well, go to. Fent. Well, I shall see her to-day : Hold, there's money for thee ; let me have thy voice in my behalf — if thou seest her before me, commend me — Quick. Will I? i'faith, that we will: and I will tell your worship more of the wart, the next time we have confidence ; and of other wooers. Fent. Well, farewell ; I am in great haste now. [Exit i The goujere, what the pox ! • She means, I protest. • Meianchol Act II. Scene T MERIT* WIVES OF WINDSOR. Quick. Farewell to your worship.- -Truly, an honest gentleman ; but Anne loves him not : for I know Anne's mind as well as another does; — Out upon't ! what have I forgot » f Exit. ACT II. SCENE I.— Before Page's House. Enter Mistress Page, with a letter. Mrs. Page. What! have I 'scaped love-letters in the holy-day time of my beauty, and am I now a subject for them? Let me see: [Reads. Ask me no reason why I love you; for though love use reason for his precisian, 1 he admits him not for his counsellor. You are not young, no more am I: go to then, there's sympathy,- you are merry, so am 1: Ha.' ha! then there's more sym- pathy,- you love sack, and so do I: Would you desire better sympathy? Let it suffice thee, mistress Page, (at the least, if the love of a soldier can suffice?) that I love thee. I will not say, pity me, 'tis not a soldierlike phrase,- but I say, love me. By me, Thine own true knight, By day or night, Or any kind of light, With all his might, For thee to fight, John Falstaff. What a Herod of Jewry is this ! — O wicked, wick- ed world! — one that is well nigh worn to pieces with age, to show himself a young gallant ! What unweighed behavior hath this Flemish drunkard picked (with the devil's name) out of my conver- sation, that he dares in this manner assay me? — Why, he hath not been thrice in my company ! — What should I say to him ? — I was then frugal of my mirth: — heaven forgive me! — Why, I'll ex- hibit a bill in the parliament for the putting down of men. How shall I be revenged on him ? for revenged I will be, as sure as his guts are made of puddings. Enter Mistress Ford. Mrs. Ford. Mrs. Page! trust me, I was going to your house. Mrs. Page. And trust me, I was coming to you. You look very ill. Mrs. Ford. Nay, I'll ne'er believe that; I have to show to the contrary. Mrs. Page. 'Faith, but you do, in my mind. Mrs. Ford. Well, I do then ; yet, I say, I could show you to the contrary: O, mistress Page, give me some counsel! Mrs. Page. What's the matter, woman? Mrs. Ford. O woman, if it were not for one trifling respect, I could come to such honor ! Mrs. Page. Hang the trifle, woman : — take the honor: What is it? — dispense with trifles; — what is it! Mrs. Ford. If I would but go to hell for an eternal moment, or so, I could be knighted. Mrs. Page. What?— thou liest! — Sir Alice Ford ! These knights will hack ; and so thou shouldst not alter 2ie article of thy gentry. Mrs. Ford. We burn daylight: — here, read, read ; — perceive how I might be knighted, — I shall think the worse of fat men, as long as I have an vre to make difference of men's liking: And yet • Most probably Sh ikspoare wrote physician. he would not swear ; praised women's modesty - and gave such orderly and well-behaved reproof tfl all uncomeliness, thafr I would have sworn hi» disposition would have gone to the truth of his words : but they do no more adhere and keep place together, than the hundredth psalm to the tune of Green sleeves. What tempest, I trow, threw this whale, with so many tons of oil in his belly, ashore at Windsor? How shall I be revenged on him ? I think, the best way were to entertain him with hope, till the wicked fire of lust have melted him in his own grease. Did you ever hear the like ? Mrs. Page. Letter for letter ; but that the name of Page and Ford differs ! — To thy great comfort in this mystery of ill opinions, here's the twin- brother of thy letter : but let thine inherit first ; for, I protest, mine never shall. I warrant he hath a thousand of these letters writ with blank space for different names, (sure more,) and these are of the second edition: He will print them out of doubt : for he cares not what he puts into the press, when he would put us two. I had rather be a giantess, and lie under mount Pclion. Well, I will find you twenty lascivious turtles, ere one chaste man. Mrs. Ford. Why this is the very same; the very hand, the very words: What doth he think of us? Mrs. Page. Nay, I know not: it makes me almost ready to wrangle with mine own honesty. I'll entertain myself like one that I am not ac- quainted withal ; for, sure, unless he know some strain in me, that I know not myself, he would never have boarded me in this fury. Mrs. Ford. Boarding, call you it? I'll be sure to keep him above deck. Mrs. Page. So will I; if he come under my hatches, I'll never to sea again. Let's be reveng- ed on him ; let's appoint him a meeting ; give him a show of comfort in his suit: and lead him on with a fine-baited delay, till he hath pawn'd his horses to mine host of the Garter. Mrs. Ford. Nay, I will consent to act any villany against him, that may not sully the chariness 3 of our honesty. O, that my husband saw this letter ! it would give eternal food to his jealousy. Mrs. Page. Why, look, where he comes; and my good man too : he's as far from jealousy, as I am from giving him cause; and that, I hope, is an unmeasurable distance. Mrs. Ford. You are the happier woman. Mrs. Page. Let's consult together against this greasy knight: Come hither. [They retire. Enter Fonii, Pistol, Page, and Ntm. Ford. Well, I hope it be not so. Pist. Hope is a curtail 3 dog in some affairs: Sir John affects thy wife. Ford. Why, sir, my wife is not young. Pist. He woos both high and low, both rich and poor, Both young and old, one with another, F'rd; He loves thy gally-mawfry;' Ford, perpend.' Ford. Love my wife? a Caution. 4 A medley. * A dog that mis?-'* hie gams. » Consider. 46 MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR. .Act II. Pist . With liver burning hot : Prevent, or g o thou Like sir Actseon he, with Ring-wood at thy heels : 0, odious is the name ' Ford. What name, sir? Pist. The horn, 1 say : Farewell. Take heed; have open eye; for thieves do foot by night: Take heed, ere summer comes, or cuckoo-birds do sing.— Away, sir corporal Nym. — Believe it, Page; he speaks sense. [Exit Pistol. Ford. I will be patient; I will find out this. Nym. And this is true. [To Page.] I like not tfcs humor of lying. He hath wronged me in some humors ; I should have borne the humored letter to her : but I have a sword, and it shall bite upon my necessity. He loves your wife; there's the short and the long. My name is corporal Nym ; I speak, and I avouch. 'Tis true: — my name is Nym, and Falstaff loves your wife. — Adieu ! I love not the humor of bread and cheese ; and there's the humor of it. Adieu. [Exit Ntm. Page. The humor of it, quoth 'a! here's a fellow frights humor out of his wits. Ford. I will seek out Falstaff. Page. I never heard such a drawling, affecting rogue. Ford. If I do find it, well. Page. I will not believe such a Cataian, 6 tho' the priest o' the town commended him for a true man. Ford. 'Twa* a good sensible fellow: Well. Page. How now, Meg? Mrs. Page. Whither go you, George? — Hark you. Mrs. Ford. How now, sweet Frank? why art thou melancholy? Ford. I melancholy ! I am not melancholy. — Get you home, go. Mrs. Ford. 'Faith, thou hast some crotchets in thy head now. — Will you go, mistress Page ? Mrs. Page. Have with you. — You'll come to dinner, George? — Look, who comes yonder: she shall be our messenger to this paltry knight. Aside to Mrs. FonD. Enter Mistress Quickly. Mrs. Ford. Trust me, I thought on her : she'll fit it. Mrs. Page. You are come to see my daughter Anne? Quick. Ay, forsooth ; and, I pray, how does good mistress Anne? Mrs. Page. Go in with us, and see; we have an hour's talk with you. [Exeunt Mrs. Page, Mrs. Ford, and Mrs. Quickly. Page. How now, master Ford? Ford. You heard what this knave told me ; did you not? Page. Yes; and you heard what the other told me? Ford. Do you think there is truth in them ? Page. Hang 'em, slaves! I do not think the knight would offer it : but these that accuse him in his intent towards our wives, are a yoke of his dis- carded men ; very vogues, now they be out of ser- vice. Ford. Were they his men? Page. Marry, were they. Ford. I like it never the better for that. — Does be lie at the Garter? Page. Ay. marry, does he. If he should intend this voyage towards my wile, I would turn her • A lying sharper. loose to him ; and what he gets more of her than sharp words, let it lie on my head. Ford. I do not misdoubt my wife ; but I would be loth to turn them together : A man may be too confident : I would have nothing lie on my head : I cannot be thus satisfied. Page. Look where my ranting host of the Gartei comes : there is either liquor in his pate, or money in his purse, when he looks so merrily. — How now, mine host? Enter Host and Shallow. Host. How now, bully-rook? thou'rt a gentle man : cavalero-justice, I say. Shal. I follow, mine host, I follow. — Good even and twenty, good master Page ! Master Page, will you go with us ? we have sport in hand. Host. Tell him, cavalero-justice; tell him, bully- rook. Shal. Sir, there is a fray to De fought, between sir Hugh the Welsh priest, and Caius the French doctor. Ford. Good mine host of the Garter, a word with you. Host. What say'st thou, bully-rook? [They go aside. Shal. Will you [to Page] go with us to behold it ? my merry host hath had the measuring of then weapons; and, I think, he hath appointed them contrary places : for, believe me, I hear, the parson is no jester. Hark, I will tell you what our sport shall be. Host. Hast thou no suit against my knight, my guest-cavalier ? Ford. None, I protest: but I'll give you a pottle of burnt sack to give me recourse to him, and tell him, my name is Brook; only for a jest. Host. My hand, bully; thou shalt have egress and regress; said I well? and thy name shall be Brook: It is a merry knight. — Will you go on, hearts ? Shal. Have with you, mine host. Page. I have heard the Frenchman hath good skill in his rapier. Shal. Tut, sir, I could have told you more ! In these times you stand on distance, your passes, stoccadoes, and I know not what: 'tis the heart, master Page ; 'tis here, 'tis here. I have seen the time, with my long sword, I would have made you four tall fellows skip like rats. Host. Here, boys, here, here! shall we wag? Page. Have with you : — I had rather hear them scold than fight. [Exeunt Host, Shallow, and Page. Ford. Though Page be a secure fool, and stands so firmly on his wife's frailty, yet I cannot put off my opinion so easily : she was in his company at Page's house ; and what they made there, I know not. Well, I will look further into't : and I have a disguise to sound Falstaff: If I find her honest, I lose not my labor ; if she be otherwise, 'tis labor well bestowed. [Exit. SCENE II.— A Room in the Garter Inn. Enter Falstaf* and Pistol. Fal. I will not lend thee a penny. Pist. Why then the world's mine oyster, Which I with sword will open. — I will retort the sum in equipage. 1 Fal. Not a penny. I have been content, sir, you should lay my countenance to pawn ; I have grated ' Pay you again in stolen gooils. Scene II. MERRY WIVES OF WINDSf.R. 4? upon my good friends for three reprieves for you and your coach-fellow 8 Nym ; or else you had looked through the grate like a geminy of baboons. I am damned in hell, for swearing to gentlemen my friends, you were good soldiers, and tall fellows : and when mistress Bridget lost the handle of her fan, I took't upon my honor, thou hadst it not. Pist. Didst thou not share] hadst thou not fifteen pence ] Fal. Reason, you rogue, reason : Think'st thou, I'll endanger my soul gratis ? At a word, hang no more about me, I am no gibbet for you : — go. — A short knife and a throng: 9 — to your manor of Pickt-hatch, 1 go. — You'll not bear a letter for me, you rogue ! — you stand upon your honor ! — Why, thou unconfinable baseness, it is as much as I can do, to keep the terms of my honor pre- cise. I, I, I myself sometimes, leaving the fear of heaven on the left hand, and hiding mine honor in my necessity, am fain to shuffle, to hedge, and to lurch ; and yet you, rogue, will ensconce 5 your rags, your cat-a-mountain looks, your red-lattice 3 phrases, and your bold-beating oaths, under the shelter of your honor ! You will not do it, you 1 Pist I do relent: what wouldst thou more of man? Enter Robin. Hob. Sir, here's a woman would speak with you. Fal. Let her approach. Enter Mrs. Quickit. Quick. Give your worship good-morrow. Fal. Good-morrow, good wife. Quick. Not so, an't please your worship. Fal. Good maid, then. Quick. I'll be sworn ; as my mother was, the firat hour I was born. Fal. I do believe the swearer ; What with me ] Quick. Shall I vouchsafe your worship a word or two! Fal. Two thousand, fair woman ; and I'll vouch- safe thee the hearing. Quick. There is one mistress Ford, sir; — I pray, come a little nearer this ways; — I myself dwell with master doctor Caius. Fal. Well, on: Mistress Ford, you say,— '■ — Quick. Your worship says very true; I pray your worship, come a little nearer this ways. Fal. I warrant thee, nobody hears ; — mine own people, mine own people. Quick. Are they so] Heaven bless them, and make them his servants ! Fal. Well: Mistress Ford : — what of her] Quick. Why, sir, she's a good creature. Lord, lord ! your worship's a wanton : Well, heaven for- give you, and all of us, I pray ! Fal. Mistress Ford ; — come, mistress Ford, — Quick. Marry, this is the short and the long of it; you have brought her into such a canaries,' as 'tis wonderful. The best courtier of them all, when the court lay at Windsor, could never have brought her to such a canary. Yet there has been knights, and lords, and gentlemen, with their coaches; I warrant you, coach after coach, letter after letter, gift after gift; smelling so sweetly (all musk) and so rushling, I warrant you, in silk and gold; and in such alligant terms; and in such wine and sugar of the best and the fairest, that would have won any woman's heart ; and, I warrant you, they could never get an eye-wink of her. — I had * Draws along with you. » To cut purses in a crowd. » Pickt-hatch was iu Clerkenwell. a Protect. * Ale-house. * A mistake of M^k. Quickly's for quandary. myself twenty angels given me this morning; but I defy all angels, (in any such sort, as they say,) but in the way of honesty : — and, I warrant you, they could never get her so much as sip on a cup with the proudest of them all ; and yet there has been earls, nay, which is more, pensioners ; but I warrant you, all is one with her. Fal. But what says she to me] be brief, my good she-Mercury. Quick. Marry, she hath received your letter; for the which she thanks you a thousand times; and she gives you to notify, that her husband will be .absence from his house between ten and eleven. Fal. Ten and eleven] Quick. Ay, forsooth ; and then you may come and see the picture, she says that you wot 5 of; — master Ford, her husband, will be from home. Alas ! the sweet woman leads an ill life with him; he's a very jealousy man ; she leaus a very fram- pold 6 life with him, good heart. Fal. Ten and eleven : Woman, commend me to her ; I will not fail her. Quick. Why, you say well : But I have another messenger to your worship : Mistress Page hath her hearty commendations to you too ; — and let me tell you in your ear, she's as fartuous a civil modest wife, and one (I tell you) that will not miss youi morning nor evening prayer, as any is in Windsor, whoe'er be the other ; and she bade me tell your worship, that her husband is seldom from home ; but, she hopes, there will come a time. I never knew a woman so dote upon a man ; surely, I think you have charms, la; yes, in truth. Fal. Not I, I assure thee ; setting the attraction of my good parts aside, I have no other charms. Quick. Blessing on your heart for't ! Fal. But, I pray thee, tell me this: has Ford's wife, and Page's wife, acquainted each other how they love me] Quick. That were a jest, indeed ! — they have not so little grace, I hope: — that were a trick, indeed! But mistress Page would desire you to send her your little page, of all loves; 1 her husband has a marvellous infection to the little page : and, truly, master Page is an honest man. Never a wife in Windsor leads a better life than she does ; do what she will, say what she will, take all, pay all, go to bed when she list, rise when she list, all is as she will ; and, truly, she deserves it ; for if there be a kind woman in Windsor, she is one. You must send her your page ; no remedy. Fal. Why, I will. Quick. Nay, but do so, then ; and, look you, he may come and go between you both ; and, in any case, have a nay-word, 8 that you may know one another's mind, and the boy never need to under- stand any thing ; for 'tis not good that children should know any wickedness : old folks, you know, have discretion, as they say, and know the world. Fal. Fare thee well : commend me to them both: there's my purse; I am yet thy debtor. — Boy, go along with this woman. — This news distracts me. [Exeunt Quicklt anil Robin. Pist. This punk is one of Cupid's carriers : — Clap on more sails ; pursue, up with your fights ; Give fire ; she is my prize, or ocean whelm them all! [Exit Pistol. Fal. Say'st thou so, old Jack ] go thy ways; FU make more of thy old body than I have done. Will they yet look after thee ] Wilt thou, after the ex- pense of so much money be now a gainer ! Good « Know. * By all mean*. • Fretful, peevish. 4. watch-wora. 18 MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR. Act H. body, I thank thee : Let them say, 'tis grossly done ; <»n it be fairly done, no matter. Enter Bardolph. Bar. Sir John, there's one master Brook below would fain speak with you, and be acquainted with you; and hath sent your worship a morning's draught of sack. Fal. Brook, is his name 1 ? Bar. Ay, sir. Fal. Call him in. [^xit Bardolph.] Such Brooks are welcome to me, that o'erflow such liquor. Ah! ha! mistress Ford and mistress Page, have I encompassed you! go to; via! 9 Re-enter Bardolph with Ford disguised. Ford. Bless you, sir. Fal. And you, sir : Would you speak with me? Ford. I make bold, to press with so little prepa- ration upon you. Fal. You're welcome; What's your will] Give us leave, drawer. [Exit Bardolph. Ford. Sir, I am a gentleman that have spent much ; my name is Brook. Fal. Good master Brook, I desire more acquaint- ince of you. Ford. Good sir John, I sue for yours : not to charge you ; for I must let you understand, I think myself in better plight for a lender than you are : the which hath something embolden'd me to this unseason'd intrusion : for they say, if money go before, all ways do lie open. Fal. Money is a good soldier, sir, and will on. Ford. Troth, and I have a bag of money here troubles me : if you will help me to bear it, sir John, take all, or half, for easing me of the carriage. Fal. Sir, I know not how I may deserve to be your porter. Ford. I will tell you, sir, if you will give me the hearing. Fal. Speak, good master Brook ; I shall be glad to be your servant. Ford. Sir, I hear you are a scholar, — I will be brief with you ; — and you have been a man long known to me, though I had never so good means, as desire, to make myself acquainted with you. I shall discover a thing to you, wherein I must very much lay open mine own imperfection : but, good sir John, as you have one eye upon my follies, as you hear them unfolded, turn another into the register of your own; that I may pass with a re- proof the easier, sith' yot yourself know, how easy it is to be such an offender. Fal. Very well, sir; proceed. Ford. There is a gentlewoman in this town, her husband's name is Ford. Fal. Well, sir. Ford. I have long loved her, and, I protest to you, bestowed much on her; followed her with a doting observance ; engrossed opportunities to meet her; fee'd every slight occasion, that could but niggardly give me sight of her ; not only bought many piesents to give her, but have given largely to man} , to know what she would have given : briefly, I have pursued her, as love hath pursued me; which hath been on the wing of all occasions. But whatsoever I have merited, either in my mind, or in my means, meed, I am sure, I have received none. ; unless experience be a jewel : that I have purchased at an infinite rate: and that hath taught rr.e ta say this: • A. cant phrase of exultation ' Since. Love like a shadow flies, when substance love pur- sues,- Pursuing that that flies, and flying what pursues. Fal. Have you received no promise of satisfac- tion at her hands ? Ford. Never. Fal. Have you importun'd her to such a purpose! Ford. Never. Fal. Of what quality was your love then? Ford. Like a fair house, built upon another man's ground ; so that I have lost my edifice, by mistaking the place where I erected it. . Fal. To what purpose have you unfolded this to me? Ford. When I have told you that, I have told you all. Some say, that, though she appear honest to me, yet, in other places, she enlargeth her mirth so far, that there is shrewd construction made oi her. Now, sir John, here is the heart of my pur- pose: You are a gentleman of excellent breeding, admirable discourse, of great admittance, 2 authentic in your place and person, generally allowed 3 for your many warlike, courtlike, and learned preparations. Fal. sir! Ford. Believe it, for you know it. — There is money; spend it, spend it; spend more; spend all I have ; only give me 60 much of your time in ex- change of it, as to lay an amiable siege to the honesty of this Ford's wife ; use your art of wooing, win her to consent to you ; if arty man may, you may as soon as any. Fal. Would it apply well to the vehemency of your affection, that I should win what you would enjoy? Methinks you prescribe to yourself very preposterously. Ford. 0, understand my drift! she dwells so securely on the excellency of her honor, that the folly of my soul dares not present itself; she is too bright to be looked against. Now, could I come to her with any detection in my hand, my desires had instance and argument to commend themselves; I could drive her then from the ward of her purity, her reputation, her marriage-vow, and a thousand other her defences, which now are too strongly embattled against me: What say you to't, sir John? Fal. Master Brook, I will first make bold with your money ; next, give me your hand ; and last, as I am a gentleman, you shall, if you will, enjoy Ford's wife. Ford. O good sir! Fal. Master Brook, I say you shall. Ford. Want no money, sir John, you shall want none. Fal. Want no mistress Ford, master Brook, you shall want none. I shall be with her (I may tell you) by her own appointment ; even as you came in to me, her assistant, or go-between, parted from me: I say, I shall be with her between ten and eleven; for at that time the jealous, rascally knave, her husband, will be forth. Come you to me at night; you shall know how I speed. Ford. I am blest in your acquaintance. Do you know Ford, sir? Fal. Hang him, poor cuckoldly knave ! I know him not: — yet I wrong him to call him poor; they say, the jealous wittolly knave hath masses of mon- ey; for the which his wife seems to be well-favored. I will use her as the key of the cuckoldly rogue's coffer; and there's my harvest-home. Ford. I would you knew Ford, sir; that yon might avoid him, if you saw him. Fal. Hang him, mechanical salt-butter rogue ! I * In the greatest companies. * Approved fccEME til. MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR. 4»J will std r e him out of his wits ; I will awe him with my cudgel : it shall hang like a meteor o'er the cuck- old's hori-s: master Brook, thou shalt know, I will predominate o'er the peasant, and thou shalt lie with his wife. — Come to me soon at night : — Ford's a knave, and I will aggravate his stile ; 4 thou, mas- ter Brook, sh^lt know him for a knave and cuckold : — come to me soon at night. [Exf't. Ford. What a damned Epicurean rascal is this ! — Mjr heart is ready to crack with impatience. — Who says this is improvident jealousy ? My wife hath sent to him, the hour is fixed, the match is made. Would any man have thought this ? — See f he hell of having a false woman ! my bed shall be abused, my coffers ransacked, my reputation gnawn at; and I shall not only receive this villanous wrong, but stand under the adoption of abominable terms, and by him that does me this wrong. Terms ! names! Amaimon sounds well; Lucifer, well ; Barbason, well ; yet they are devil's additions, the names of fiends : but cuckold ! wittol 5 cuckold ! the devil himself hath not such a name. Page is an ass, a secure ass; he will trust his wife, he will not be jealous : I will rather trust a Fleming with my butter, parson Hugh the Welshman with my cheese, an Irishman with myaqua-vitffi bottle, or a thief to walk my ambling gelding, than my wife with her- self: then she plots, then she ruminates, then she devises : and what they think in their hearts they may effect, they will break their hearts but they will effect. Heaven be praised for my jealousy ! — Eleven o'clock the hour; — I will prevent this, detect my wife, be revenged on FalstaiF, and laugh at Page. I will about it; better three hours too soon, than a minute too late. Fie, fie, fie ! cuckold ! cuckold! cuckold! [Exit. SCENE III.— Windsor Park. Enter Caius and Rugby. Caius. Jack Rugby ! Rug. Sir. Caius. Vat is de clock, Jack 1 ? Rug. 'Tis past the hour, sir, that sir Hugh pro- mised to meet. Caius. By gar, he has save his soul, dat he is no come; he has pray his Pible veil, dat he is no come: by gar, Jack Rugby, he is dead already, if he be come. Rug. He is wise, sir; he knew your worship would kill him, if he came. Caius. By gar, de herring is no dead, so as I vill kill him. Take your rapier, Jack ; I vill tell you how I vill kill him. Rug. Alas, sir, I cannot fence. Caius. Villany, take your rapier. Rug. Forbear, here's company. Enter Host, Shallow, Slendeji, and Page. Host. 'Bless thee, bully doctor! Shah 'Save you, master doctor Caius. Page. Now, good master doctor Slen. Give you good morrow, sir. Caius. Vat be all you, one, two, tree, four, come for? Host. To see thee fight, to see thee foin," to see thee traverse, to see thee here, to see thee there; to »ee thee pass thy punto, thy stock, thy reverse, thy distance thy montunt ' Is he dead, my Ethiopian ? is ne dead, my Francisco] ha, bully ! What says ♦ Add to his hues. • Fenco Contented cuckold. Terms in Fencing. my ^Esculapius? my 3a.cn? r.iy heart of elder? ha ! is he dead, bully f jtale ? is he dead ? Caius. By gar, ho is de coward Jack priest of the vorld; he is not show his face. Host. Thou art a Castilian king, Urinal ! Hec tor of Greece, my boy ! Cuius. I pray you, bear vitness that me have stay six or seven, two, tree hours for him, and he is no come. Shal. He is the wiser man, master doctor : he ie a curer of souls, and you a curer of bodies ; if you should fight, you go against the hair of your pro- fessions : is it not true, master Page ? Page. Master Shallow, you have yourself been a great fighter, though now a man of peace. Shal. Bodykins, master Page, though I now be old, and of the peace, if I see a sword out, my finger itches to make one : though we are justices, and doctors, and churchmen, master Page, we have some salt of our youth in us ; we are the sons of women, master Page. Page. 'Tis true, master Shallow. >S'A«/. It will be found so, master Page. Mas> r doctor Caius, I am come to fetch you home. If jn sworn of the peace ; you have showed yourself a wise physician, and sir Hugh hath shown himself a wise and patient churchman : you must go with me, master doctor. Host. Pardon, guest justice : — A word, monsieur Muck-water ? " Caius. Muck-vater ! vat is dat ? Host. Muck-water, in our English tongue, is valor, bully. Caius. By gar, then I have as much muck-vater as de Englishman : — Scurvy Jack-dog priest ! by gar, me vill cut his ears. Host. He will clapper-claw thee tightly, bully Caius. Clapper-de-claw ! vat is dat? Host. That is, he will make thee amends. Caius. By gar, me do look, he shall clapper-de- claw me ; for by gar, me vill hare it. Host. And I will provoke him to 't, or let him wag. Caius. Me tank you for dat. Host. And moreover, bully, — But first, master guest, and master Page, and eke cavalero Slender, go you through the town to Frogmore. [Aside to them. Page. Sir Hugh is there, is he ? Host. He is there : see what humor he is in • and I will bring the doctor about by the fields : will it do well? Shal. We will do it. Page, Shal., and Slcn. Adieu, good master doc- tor. [Exeunt Page, Shallow, and Slender. Caius. By gar, me vill kill de priest; for he speak for a jack-an-ape to Anne Page. Host. Let him die: but, first, sheath thy impa- tience; throw cold water on thy choler: go about the fields with me through Frogmore : I will bring thee where Mrs. Anne Page is, at a farm-house, a feasting; and thou shalt woo her: Cry'd game, said I well ? Caius. By gar, me tank you for dat ; by gar, I love you ; and I shall procure-a you de good guest, de earl, de knight, de lords, de gentlemen, .ny patients. Host. For the which, I will be thy adversary to- wards Anne Page ; said I well ? Caius. By gar, 'tis good; veil said. Host. Let us v.ag then. Caius. Come itiuy heels, Jack Rugby. [Exeunt, * 1 rain of a dunghill. {*• MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR. ACT III. A-or III SCENE I. — A Field near Frogmore. Enter Sir Hugh Evans and Simple. Eva. I pray you now, good master Slender's serving man, and friend Simple by your name, which way have you looked for Master Caius,that calls himself Doctor of Physic? Sim. Marry, sir, the city-ward, the park-ward, every way ; old Windsor way, and every way but the town way. Eva. I most fehemently desire you, you will also look that way. Sim. I will, sir. Eva. 'Pless my soul ! how full of cholers I am, and trembling of mind! — I shall be glad, if he have deceived me : — how melancholies I am ! — I will knog his urinals about his knave's costard, 5 when I have good opportunities for the 'ork : — 'pless my soul! [Sings. To shallow rivers, to whose falls Melodious birds sing madrigals,- There will we make our peds of roses, And a thousand fragrant posies, To shallow Mercy on me ! I have a great dispositions to cry. Melodious birds sing madrigals,- When as I sat in Pabylon, And a thousand vagram posies. To shallow Sim. Yonder he is coming, this way, sir Hugh. Eva. He's welcome: — To shallow rivers, to whose falls Heaven prosper the right ! — What weapons is he ? Sim. No weapons, sir : There comes my master, master Shallow, and another gentleman from Frog- more, over the stile, this way. Eva. Pray you, give me my gown ; or else keep it in your arms. Enter Page, Shallow, and Slender. Skal. How now, master parson? Good morrow, good sir Hugh. Keep a gamester from the dice and a good student from his book, and it is wonderful. S/en. Ah, sweet Anne Page! Page. 'Save you, good sir Hugh ! Eva. 'Pless you from his mercy sake, all of you ! Shal. What ! the sword and the word ! do you study them both, master parson ? Page. And youthful still, in your doublet and hose, this raw rheumatic day '.' Eva. There is reasons and causes for it. Page. We are come to you, to do a good office, master parson. Eva. Fery well: What is it? Page. Yonder is a most reverend gentleman, who belike, having received wrong by some person, is at most odds with lus own gravity and patience, that ever you saw. Shal. I have lived fourscore years and upwards ; I never heard a man of his place, gravity, and learning, so wide of his own respect? Eva. What is he ? Page. I think you know him ; master doctor Caius, the renowned French physician. L_ elTead. Eva. Got's will, and his passion of my neart I had as lief you would tell me of a mess of rsoi* ridge. Page. Why? Eva. He has no more knowledge in Hibocratea and Galen, — and he is a knave besides; a cowardly knave, as you would desires to be acquainted withal. Page. I wai rant you he's the man should fight with him. Slen. 0, sweet Anne Page ! Shal. It appears so, by his weapons : — Keep them asunder; — here comes doctor Caius. Enter Host, Caius, and Rugbt. Page. Nay, good master parson, keep in your weapon. Shal. So do you, good master doctor. Host. Disarm them, and let them question : let them keep their limbs whole, and hack our English. Caius. I pray you, let-a me speak a word vit your ear . verefore vill you not meet-a me ? Eva. Pray you, use your patience: In good time. Caius. By gar, you are de coward, de Jack dog, John ape. Eva. Pray you, let us not be laughing-stogs to other men's humors ; I desire you in friendship, and I will one way or other make you amends: and I will knog your urinals about your knave's cogscomb, for missing your meetings and appoint- ments. Caius. Diable! — Jack Rugby, — mine Host de Jarterre, have I not stay for him, to kill him ? have I not, at de place I did appoint? Eva. As I am a christians soul, now, look you, this is the place appointed ; I'll be judgment by mine host of the Garter. Host. Peace, I say, Guallia and Gaul, French and Welsh; soul-curer and body-curer. Caius. Ay, dat is very good ! excellent ! Host. Peace, I say ; hear mine host of the Garter Am I politic? am I subtle? am I a Machiavel? Shall I lose my doctor? no; he gives me the po- tions, and the motions. Shall I lose my parson? my priest ? my sir Hugh? no ; he gives me the pro- verbs and the noverbs. — Give me thy hand, terres- trial ; so : — Give me thy hand, celestial ; so. Boys of art, I have deceived you both; I have directed you to wrong places: your hearts are mighty, your skins are whole, and let burnt sack be the issue. — Come, lay their swords to pawn : — Follow me, lad of peace; follow, follow, follow. Shal. Trust me, a mad host: — Follow, gentle- men, follow. Slen. 0, sweet Anne Page ! [Exeunt Shal., Slen., Page, and Host. Caius. Ha ! do I perceive dat ? have you make-a de sot of us ? ha, ha ! Eva. This is well ; he has made us his vlouting- stog. — I desire you, that we may be friends; and let us knog our prains together, to be revenge on this same scall, scurvy, cogging companion, the host of the Garter. Caius. By gar, vit all my heart : he promise to bring me vere is Anne Page: by gai, ne deceive me too. Eva. We? will smite his r oddles : — Pray you, follow. [ Exeunt 3CENK II. MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR. 51 SCENE 11.— The Street in Windsor. Enter Mistress Page and Robin. Mrs. Page. Nay, keep your way, little gallant ; you were wont to be a follower, but now you are * leader: Whether had you rather, lead mine eyes, or eye your master's heels'? Rob. I had rather, forsooth, go before you like a man, than follow him like a dwarf. Mrs. Page. you are a flattering boy ; now, I see, you'll be a courtier. Enter Fokd. Ford. Well met, mistress Page: Whither go you] Mrs. Page. Truly, sir, to see your wife : Is she at home? Ford. Ay ; and as idle as she may hang togeth- er, for want of company : I think if your husbands were dead, you two would marry. Mrs. Page. Be sure of that, — two other husbands. Ford. Where had you this pretty weather-cock] Mrs. Page. I cannot tell what the dickens his name is my husband had him of: What do you call your knight's name, sirrah] Bob. Sir John Falstaff. . Ford. Sir John Falstaff! Mrs. Page. He, he; I can never hit on's name. There is such a league between my good man and he ! — Is your wife at home, indeed ] Ford. Indeed, she is. Mrs. Page. By your leave, sir; — I am sick, till I see her. [Exeunt Mrs. Page and Robin. Ford. Has Page any brains ] hath he any eyes ] hath he any thinking] Sure they sleep; he hath no use of them. Why, this boy will carry a letter twenty miles, as easy as a cannon will shoot point- blank twelve score. He pieces-out his wife's in- clination; he gives her folly motion, and advantage: and now she's going to my wife, and Falstaff 's boy with her. A man may hear this shower sing in the wind! — and Falstaff's boy with her! — Good plots ! — they a -e laid ; and our revolted wives share damnation together. Well; I will take him, then torture my wife, pluck the borrowed veil of mo- desty from the so seeming mistress Page, divulge Page himself for a secure and wilful Action ; and t>> these violent proceedings all my neighbors shall cry aim.' [Clock strikes.'] The clock gives me my cue, and my assurance bids me search ; there I shall find Falstaff: I shall be rather praised for this than mosked ; for it is as positive as the earth is firm, that Falstaff is there : I will go. Enter Page, Shallow, Slenpeh, Host, Sir Hugh Evans, Caius, and Rugby. Shah, Page, &c. Well met, master Ford. Ford. Trust me, a good knot : I have good cheer at home; and I pray you, all go with me. Shal. I must excuse myself, master Ford. Slen. And so must I, sir; we have appointed to dine with mistress Anne, and I would not break with her for more money than I'll speak of. Shal. We have lingered about a match between Anne Page and my cousin Slender, and this day we shall have our answer. Slen. I hope I have your good-will, father Page. Page. You have, master Slender; I stand whol- ly for you : — but my wife, master doctor, is for you altogether. Caius. Ay, by gar; and de maid i? love-a me; &y nursh-a Quickly tell me so mush • Shall encov.rage. Host. What say you to young mister Fentor ' he capers, he dances, he has eves of youth, he writes verses, he speaks holyday ; * he smells April and May : he will carry't, he will carry't ; 'tis in hi* buttons; he will carry't. Page. Not by my consent, I promise you. The gentleman is of no having : he Kept company with the wild Prince and Poins; he is of too high :i region, he knows too much. No, he shall not knit a knot in his fortunes with the finger of my substance: if he take her, let him take her simply the wealth I have, waits on my consent, and my consent goes not that way. Ford. I beseech you, heartily, some of you g( home with me to dinner: besides your cheer, you shall have sport; I will show you a monster. Master doctor, you shall go; — so shall you, mas- ter Page; — and you, sir Hugh. Shal. Well, fare you well: — we shall have the freer wooing at master Page's. [Exeunt. Shallow and Slender. Caius. Go home, John Rugby ; I come anon. [Exit Rugbt. Host. Farewell, my hearts : I will to my honest knight Falstaff, and drink canary with him. [Exit Host. Ford. [Aside.] I think, I shall drink in pipe-wine first with him; I'll make him dance. Will you go, gentles] All. Have with you, to see this monster. [ Lxeunt. SCENE III.— A Room in Ford's Home. Enter Mrs. Fohd and Mrs. Page. Mrs. Ford. What, John! what, Robert! Mrs. Page. Quickly, quickly: Is the buck-l.a> ket — Mrs. Ford. I warrant: — What, Robin, I say. Enter Servants with a basket. Mrs. Page. Come, come, come. Mrs. Ford. Here, set it down. Mrs. Page. Give your men the ciiarge ; we must be brief. Mrs. Ford. Marry, as I told you before, John and Robert, be ready here hard by in the brew- house; and when I suddenly call you, come forth, and (without any pause, or staggering) take this basket on your shoulders : that done, trudge with it in all haste, and carry it among the whitsters in Datchet-mead, and there empty it in the muddy ditch, close by the Thames' side. Mrs. Page. You will do it] Mrs. Ford. I have told them over and over; they lack no direction: Begone, and come when you are called. [Exeunt Servants. Mrs. Page. Here comes little Robin. Enter Robin. Mrs. Ford. How now, my eyas-muske*/'* what news with you] Rob. My master, sir J ohn, is come in at your hack- door, mistress Ford ; and requests your company. Mrs. Page. You little Jack-a-lent, 4 have you been true to us? Rob. Ay, I'll be sworn: My master knows not of your being here ; and hath threatened to put me. into everlasting liberty, if I tell you of it ; for. ho swears, he'll turn me away. Mrs. Page. 1 '*»«'"* a good boy; this secrecy ol thine shall be a tailor to thee, and shall make thee a new doublet and hose. — I'll go hide me. a Out of the common style. » A young small hawk. * A puppet thrown at in Lent like shrove-cocks. 62 MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR. Ar T III. Mrs. Ford. Do so: — Go tell thy master, I am aione. Mistress Page, remember you your cue. [Exit Robin. Mrs. Page. I warrant thee ; if I do not act it, hiss me. [Exit Mrs. Page. Mrs. Ford. Go to then ; we'll use this unwhole- some humidity, this gross watery pumpion; we'll teach him to know turtles from jays. Enter Falstaff. Fal. Hare I caught thee, my heavenly jewel! Why, now let me die, for I have lived long enough : this is the period of my ambition: O this blessed hour ! Mrs. Ford. sweet sir John ! Fal. Mistress Ford, I cannot cog, I cannot prate, mistress Ford. Now shall I sin in my wish: I would thy husband were dead ; I'll speak it before the best lord, I would make thee my lady. Mrs. Ford. I your lady, sir John ! alas, I should be a pitiful lady. Fal. Let the court of France show me such an- other: I see how thine eye would emulate the dia- mond : Thou hast the right arched bent of the brow, that becomes the ship-tire, the tire-valiant, or any tire of Venetian admittance. Mrs. Ford. A plain kerchief, sir John : my brows become nothing else ; nor that well neither. Fal. Thou art a traitor to say so : thou wouldst make an absolute courtier: and the firm fixture of thy foot would give an excellent motion to thy gait, in a semi-circled farthingale. I see what thou wert, if fortune thy foe were not; nature is thy friend: Gome, thou canst not hide it. Mrs. Ford. Believe me, mere's no such thing in me. Fal. What made me love thee? let that persuade thee, there's something extraordinary in thee. — Gome, I cannot cog, and say, thou art this and that, like a many of these lisping haw-thorn buds, that come like women in men's apparel, and smell like Bucklers-bury 8 in simple-time; I cannot: but l love thee; none but thee; and thou deservest it. Mrs. Fofrd. Do not betray me, sir; I fear, you ove mistress Page. Fal. Thou mightst as well say, I love to walk by the Counter-gate ; which is as hateful to me as the reek of a lime-kiln. Mrs. Ford. Well heaven knows, how I love you; and you shall one day find it. Fal. Keep in that mind; I'll deserve it. Mrs. Ford. Nay, I must tell you, so you do ; or else I could not be in that mind. Rob. [within.] Mistress Ford, mistress Ford! here's mistress Page at the door, sweating, and blowing, and looking wildly, and would needs speak with you presently. Fal. She shall not see me; I will ensconce 6 me behind the arras. Mrs. Ford. Pray you, do so ; she's a very tattling woman. — [Falstaff hides himself. Enter Mrs. Page and Robin. What's the matter] how now? Mrs. Page. O mistress Ford, what have you done ? You're shamed, you are overthrown, you are undone for ever. Mrs. Ford. What's the matter, good mistress Page ? Mrs. Page. well-a-day, mistress Ford ! having an honest man to your husband, to give him such cause of suspicion ! « iformerly chiefly inhabited by druggists. • Hide. Mrs. Ford. What cause of suspicion ? Mrs. Page. What cause of suspicion? — Out upon you! how am I mistook in you! Mrs. Ford. Why, alas! what's the matter? Mrs. Page. Your husband's coming hither, wo- man, with all the officers in Windsor, to search foT a gentleman, that, he says, is here, now in the house, by your consent, to take an ill advantage oi his absence: you are undone. Mrs. Ford. Speak louder. [Aside.] — 'Tis not so, I hope. Mrs. Page. Pray heaven it be not so, that you have such a man here; but 'tis most certain your husband's coming with half Windsor at his heels, to search for such a one. I come before to tell you: If you know yourself clear, why I am glad of it: but if you have a friend here, convey, convey him out. Be not amazed : call all your senses to you: defend your reputation, or bid farewell to your good life for ever. Mrs. Ford. What shall I do?— There is a gen- tleman, my dear friend: and I fear not mine own shame, so much as his peril : I had rather than a thousand pound, he were out of the house. Mrs. Page. For shame, never stand you had rather, and you had rather; your husband's here at hand, bethink you of some conveyance: in the house you cannot hide him. — 0, how have you deceived me ! — Look, here is a basket : if he be of any reasonable stature, he may creep in here; and throw foul linen upon him, as if it were going to bucking : Or, it is whiting-time, 1 send him by your two men to Datchet-mead. Mrs. Ford. He's too big to go in there: What shall I do? Re-enter Falstaff. Fal. Let me see't ! let me see't ! let me see't ! I'll in, I'll in; — follow your friend's counsel; — I'll in. Mrs. Page. What ! so. John Falstaff! Are these your letters, knight? Fal. I love thee, and none but thee; help me away : let me creep in here ; I'll never — ■ [He goes into the basket; they cover him with foul linen. Mrs. Page. Help to cover your master, boy": Call your men, mistress Ford: — You dissembling knight. Mrs. Ford. What, John, Robert, John ! [Exit Robin; Re-enter Servants.] Go, take up these clothes here, quickly; Where's the cowl-staff?* look, how you drumble; 8 carry them to the laun- dress in Datchet-mead; quickly, come. Enter Foiid, Page, Caius, and Sir Hugh Evans. Ford. Pray you, come near: if I suspect without cause, why then make sport at me, then let me be your jest ; I deserve it. — How now ? whither bear you this? Serv. To the laundress, forsooth. Mrs. Ford. Why, what have you to do whithei they bear it? You were best meddle with buck- washing. Ford. Buck? I would I could wash myself of the buck ! Buck, buck, buck ? Ay, buck ; I warrant you, buck; and of the season too, it shah appear [Exeunt Servants with the basket.'] Gentlemen I have dreamed to-night: I'll tell you my dream Here, here, here be my keys : ascend my chambers, search, seek, find out: I'll warrant we'll unkenn6 * Bleaching time. s A staff for carrying a large tub or basket » Dron* SCKNJS Iv* MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR. 53 the fox: — Lit me stop this >vay first: — So now uncape.' Page. Good master Ford be contented: you WTong vourself too much Fora. True, master Pag^. — Up, gentlemen; you shall see sport anon : follow me, gentlemen. [Exit. Eva. This is fery fantastical humors, and jea- lousies. Caius. By gar, 'tis no de fashion of France: it is not jealous in France. Page. Nay, fellow him, gentlemen ; see the issue of his search. [Exeunt Evans, Page, and Caius. Mrs. Page. Is there not a double excellency in this] Mrs. Ford. I know not which pleases me better, that my husband is deceived, or sir John. Mrs. Page. What a taking was he in, when your husband asked who was in the basket? Mrs. Ford. I am half afraid he will have need of washing; so throwing him into the water will do him a benefit. Mrs. Page. Hang him, dishonest rascal ! I would, all of the same strain were in the same distress. Mrs. Ford. I think my husband hath some special suspicion of FalstafFs being here: for I never saw him so gross in his jealousy till now. Mrs. Page. I will lay a plot to try that : And we will yet have more tricks with Falstaff : his dissolute disease will scarce obey this medicine. Mrs. Ford. Shall we send that foolish carrion, mistress Quickly, to him, and excuse his throwing into the water; and give him another hope, to betray him into another punishment? Mrs. Page. We'll do it; let him be sent for to- morrow eight o'clock, to have amends. Re-enter Ford, Page, Caius, and Sir Hugh Evans. Ford. I cannot find him : may be the knave bragged of that he could not compass. Mrs. Page. Heard you that? Mrs. Ford. Ay, ay, peace: — you use me well, master Ford, do you? Ford. Ay, I do so. Mrs. Ford. Heaven make you better than your thoughts ! Ford. Amen. Mrs. Page. You do yourself mighty wrong, master Ford. Ford. Ay, ay ; I must bear it Eva. If there be anypody in the house, and in the chambers, and in the coffers, and in the presses, heaven forgive mj sins at the day of judgment! Caius. By gar, noi I too ; dcre is no bodies. Page. Fie, fie, master Ford! are you not ashamed? What spirit, what devil suggests this imagination ? I would not have your distemper in this kind, for the wealth of Windsor Castle. Ford. 'Tis my fault, master Page : I suffer for it. Eva. You suffer for a pad conscience ; your wife is as honest a 'omans, as I will desires among five thousand, and five hundred too. Caius. By gar, I see 'tis an honest woman. Ford. Well; — I promised you a dinner: — Come, come, walk in the park : I pray you, pardon me; I will hereafter make known to you, why I have done this. Come, wife; — come mistress Page : I pray you pardon me ; pray heartily, pardon me. Page. Let's go in. gentlemen: but trust me, we'll mock turn. I do invite you to-morrow morning to my house to breakfast; after, we'll a » Unbag the fox. birding together; I have a fine hawk for the bush Shall it be so ? Ford. Any thing. Eva. If there is one, I shall make two in the company. Caius. If there be one or tw.>, I shall make-a de tird. Eva. In your teeth : for shame. Ford. Pray you go, master Page. Eva. I pray you now, remembrance to morrow on the lousy knave, mine host. Caius. Dat is good ; by gar, vit all my heart. Eva. A lousy knave; to have his gibes and his mockeries. [Exeunt. SCENE IV.— A Room in Page's House. Enter Fenton and Mistress Anne Page. Fent. I see, I cannot get thy father's love : Therefore, no more turn me to him, sweet Nan. Anne. Alas ! how then ? Fent. Why, thou must be thyselfc He doth object, I am too great of birth ; And that, my state being gall'd with my expense, I seek to heal it only by his wealth: Besides these, other bars he lays before me, My riots past, my wild societies ; And tells me, 'tis a thing impossible I should love thee, but as a property. Anne. May be, he tells you true. Fent. No, heaven so speed me in my time to come! Albeit, I will confess, thy father's wealth Was the first motive that I woo'd thee, Anne: Yet, wooing thee, I found thee of more value Than stamps in gold, or sums in sealed bags; And 'tis the very riches of thyself That now I aim at. Anne. Gentle master Fenton, Yet seek my father's love : still seek it, sir : If opportunity and humblest suit Cannot attain it, why then — Hark you hither. [They converse apa>t. Enter Shallow, Slender, and Mrs. Quicklt. Shal. Break their talk, Mrs. Quickly ; my kins- man shall speak for himself. Slen. I'll make a shaft or a bolt on't: a slid, 'tis but venturing. Shal. Be not dismay'd. Slen. No, she shall not dismay me: I care not for that, — but that I am afeard. Quick. Hark ye ; master Slender would speak a word with you. Anne. I come to him. — This is my father's choice. O, what a world of vile ill-favor'd faults Looks handsome in three hundred pounds a year ! [Aside. Quick. And how docs good master Fenton? Pray you, a word with you. Shal. She's coining; to her, coz. boy, thou hadst a father. Slen. I had a father, mistress Anne; — my uncle can tell you good jests of him: — Pray you, uncle, tell mistress Anne the jest, how my father stole two geese out of a pen, good uncle. Shal. Mistress Anne, my cousin loves you. Slen. Ay, that 1 do; as well as I love any woman in Gloucestershire. »A proverb — a shaft was t Ions' arrow, and a boU » thick short one. 54 MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR. Act III Shal. He will maintain you like a gentlewoman. Slen. Ay, that I will, come cut and long-tail, under the degree of a 'squire. Shal. He will make you a hundred and fifty pounds jointure. Anne. Good master Shallow, let him woo for himself. Shal. Marry, I thank you for it ; I thank you for that good comfort. She calls you, coz: I'll leave you. Anne. Now, master Slender. Slen. Now, good mistress Anne. Anne. What is your will 1 Slen. My will] od's heartlings, that's a pretty jest indeed ! I ne'er made my will yet, I thank heaven; I am not such a sickly creature, I give heaven praise. Anne. I mean, master Slender, what would you with me! Slen. Truly, for mine own part, I would little or nothing with you : Your father, and my uncle, have made motions : if it be my luck, so : if not, happy man be his dole ! 3 They can tell you how things go, better than I can: You may ask your father; here he comes. Enter Page, and Mistress Page Page. Now, master Slender : — Love him, daugh- ter Anne. — Why, how now! what does master Fenton here! You wrong me, sir, thus still to haunt my house: I told you, sir, my daughter is dispos'd of. Fent. Nay, master Page, be not impatient. Mrs. Page. Good master Fenton, come not to my child. Page. She is no match for you. Fent. Sir, will you hear me 1 Page. No, good master Fenton. Come, master Shallow; come, son Slender; in: — Knowing my mind, you wrong me, master Fenton. [Exeunt Page, Shallow, and Slender. Quick. Speak to Mistress Page. Fent. Good mistress Page, for that I love your daughter In such a righteous fashion as I do, Perforce, against all checks, rebukes, and manners, I must advance the colors of my love, And not retire : Let me have your good will. Anne. Good mother, do not marry me to yond' fool. Mrs. Page. I mean it not; I seek you a better husband. Quick. That's my master, master doctor. Anne. Alas, I had rather be set quick i' the earth, And bowl'd to death with turnips. Mrs. Page. Come, trouble not yourself: Good master Fenton, I will not be your friend, nor enemy: My daughter will I question how she loves you, \nd as I find her, so am I affected; 'Till then, farewell, sir : — She must needs go in ; Her father will be angry. [Exeunt Mrs. Page and Anne. Fent. Farewell, gentle mistress; farewell, Nan. Quick. This is my doing now; — Nay, said I, will you cast away your child on a fool, and a physician 1 Look on master Fenton : — this is my doing. Fent. I thank thee; and I pray thee, once to- night Give my sweet Nan this ring: There's for thy pains. lExit. •Lot Quick. Now heaven send thee good fortune ! kind heart he hath: a woman would run throug fire and water for such a kind heart. But yet, would my master had mistress Anne ; or I would master Slender had her; or, in sooth, I would master Fenton had her: I will do what I can for them all three; for so I have promised, and I'll be as good as my word; but speciously 4 for mastei Fenton. Well, I must of another errand to sir John Falstaff from my two mistresses: What a beast am I to slack s it. SCENE V.— A Room in the Garter Inn. Enter Falstaff and Bardolph. Fal. Bardolph, I say, — Bar. Here, sir. Fal. Go fetch me a quart of sack; put a toast in't. [Exit Baku.] Have I lived to be carried in. a basket, like a barrow of butcher's offal ! and to be thrown into the Thames 1 Well ; if I be served such another trick, I'll have my brains ta'en out, and buttered, and give them to a dog for a new year's gift. The rogues slighted me into the river with as little remorse as they would have drowned a bitch's blind puppies, fifteen i' the litter: and you may know by my size, that I have a kind of alacrity in sinking ; if the bottom were as deep as hell, I should down. I had been drowned, but that the shore was shelvy and shallow: a death that I abhor ; for the water swells a man ; and what a thing should I have been, when I had been swell- ed ! I should have been a mountain of mummy. Re-enter Bahdolph, with the wine. Bar. Here's mistress Quickly, sir, to speak with you. Fal. Come, let me pour in some sack to the Thames water ; for my belly's as cold, as if I had swallowed snow-balls for pills to cool the reins. — Call her in. Bar. Come in, woman. Enter Mrs. Quickly. Quick. By your leave; I cry you mercy : Give your worship good-morrow. Fal. Take away these chalices. Go brew me a pottle of sack finely. Bar. With eggs, sir! Fal. Simple of itself; I'll no pullet-sperm in my brewage. — [Exit Bardolph.] — How now? Quick. Marry, sir, I come to your worship from mistress Ford. Fal. Mistress Ford ! I have had ford enough : I was thrown into the ford : I have my belly full of ford. Quick. Alas the day ; good heart, that was not her fault; she does so take on with her men; thej mistook their erection. Fal. So did I mine, to build upon a foolish wo man's promise. Quick. Well, she laments, sir, for it, that it would yearn your heart to see it. Her husband goes this morning a birding; she desires you once more to come to her between eight and nine : I must carry her word quickly; she'll make you amends, I war rant you. Fal. Well, I will visit her : Tell her so; and bid her think, what a man is: let her consider hi» frailty, and then judge of my merit. Quick. I will tell her. Fal. Do so. Between nine and ten, say'st thou' | * Specially. • Neglnot. f — A> have her, or no. Fal. 'Tis, 'tis his fortune. Sim. What, sir? Fal. To have her, — or no : Go ; say, the woman told me so. Sim. May I be so bold to say so, sir? Fal. Ay, sir Tike; who more bold? Si?n. I thank your worship: I shall make my master glad with these tidings. [Exit Simple. Host. Thou art clerkly. 8 chou art clerkly, s'r fohn. Was there a wise woman with thee? Fal. Ay, that there was, mine bout; one, that ."•.nth taught me more wit than ever I learned before • A cannibal. » Scholar-like. in was my life: and I paid nothing for it neither, s paid for my learning. Enter Bahdolph. 59 but Bar. Out, alas, sir ! cozenage ! mere cozenage . Host. Where be my horses ? speak well of them, varletto. Bar. Run away with the cozeners; for so soon as I came beyond Eton, they threw me off, from behind one of them, in a slough of mire ; and set spurs, and away, like three German devils, three Doctor Faustuses. Host. They are gone but to meet the duke, villain : do not say, they be fled ; Germans are honest men. Enter Sir Hugh Evans. Eva. Where is mine host? Host. What is the matter, sir ? Eva. Have a care of your entertainments: t'nere is a friend of mine come to town, tells me, there is three cousin germans, that has cozened all the hosts of Readings, of Maidenhead, of Colebrook, of horses and money. I tell you for good will, look you: you are wise, and full of gibes and vlouting stogs; and 'tis not convenient you should be co zened: Fare you well. [Exit Enter Doctor Caius. Cuius. Vere is mine Host de Jarterre? Host. Here, master doctor, in perplexity, and doubtful dilemma. Caius. I cannot tell vat is dat : but it is tell-a me dat you make grand preparation for a duke de Jar many: by my trot, dere is no duke, dat the court is know to come; I tell you for good vill: Adieu, [Exit. Host. Hue and cry, villain, go: — assist mc, knight ; I am undone : — fly, run, hue and cry, vil < lain ! I am undone ! [Exeunt Host and Bardolpk Fal. I would, all the world might be cozened; for I have been cozened and beaten too. If it should come to the ear of the court, how I have been transformed, and how my transformation hath been washed and cudgelled, they would melt me out of my fat, drop by drop, and liquor fishermen's boots with me; I wan-ant, they would whip me with their fine wits, till I were as crest-fallen as a dried pear. I never prospered since I forswore myself at Primero. 1 Well, if my wind were but long enough to say my prayers, I would repent. — Enter Mrs. Quickly. Now ! whence come you ? Quick. From the two parties, forsooth. Fal. The devil take one party, and his dam the other, and so they shall be both bestowed ! I have suffered more for their sakes, more, than the vil- lanous inconstancy of man's disposition is able to bear. Quick. And have not they suffered? Yes, I warrant ; speciously one of them : mistress Ford, good heart, is beaten black and blue, that you can- not see a white spot about her. Fal. What tell'st thou me of black and blue ? I was beaten myself into all the colors of the rain- bow, and I was like to be apprehended for the witch of Brentford; but that my admirable dex- terity of wit, my counterfeiting the action of an old woman, deliver'd me, the knave constable had set me i' the stocks, i' the common stocks, for a witch. » A game at cards. 60 MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR. Acr V Quick. Sk, let me speak with you in your cham- ber: you shall hear how things go; and, I warrant, to your content. Here is a letter will say some- what. Good hearts, what ado here is to bring you together! Sure one of you does not serve heaven well, that you are so crossed. Fal. Come up into my chamber. [Exeunt. SCENE VI. — Another Room in the Garter Inn. Enter Fenton and Host. Host. Master Fenton, talk not to me ; my mind is heavy, I will give over all. Fent. Yet hear me speak : Assist me in my pur- pose, And, as I am a gentleman, I'll give thee A hundred pound in gold, more than your loss. Host. I will hear you, master Fenton ; and I will, at the least, keep your counsel. Fent. From time to time I have acquainted you With the dear love I bear to fair Anne Page ; Who, mutually, hath answered my affection (So far forth as herself might be her chooser) Even to my wish: I have a letter from her Of such contents as you will wonder at; The mirth whereof so larded with my matter, That neither, singly, can be manifested, Without the show of both ; — wherein fat Falstaff Hath a great scene : the image of the jest [Shoiving the letter. I'll show you here at large. Hark, good mine host : To-night at Heme's oak, just 'twixt twelve and one, Must my sweet Nan present the fairy queen; The purpose why, is here ; in which disguise, While other jests are something rank on foot, Her father hath commanded her to slip Away with Slender, and with him at Eton Immediately to marry: she hath consented: Now, sir, Her mother, ever strong against that match, And firm for doctor Caius, hath appointed That he shall likewise shuffle her away, While other sports are tasking of their minds, And at the deanery, where a priest attends, Straight marry her: to this her mother's plot She, seemingly obedient, likewise hath Made promise to the doctor: — Now, thus it rests, Her father means she shall be all in white. - And in that habit, when Slender sees his time To take her by the hand, and bid her go, She shall go with him: her mother hath intended, The better to denote her to the doctor, (For they must all be mask'd and vizarded,) That, quaint in green, she shall be loose cnrob'd, With ribands pendant, flaring 'bout her head ; And when the doctor spies his vantage ripe, To pinch her by the hand, and on that token, The maid hath given consent to go with him. Host. Which means she to deceive 1 father or mother ] Fent. Both, my good host, to go along with me . And here it rests, — that you'll procure the vicar To stay for me at church, 'twixt twelve and one, And, in the lawful name of marrying, To give our hearts united ceremony. Host. Well, husband your device; I'll to the vicar : Bring you the maid, you shall not lack a priest. Fent. So shall I evermore be bound to thee ; Besides, I'll make a present recompense. [Exeunt. ACT V. SCENE I. — A Room in the Garter Inn. Enter Falstaff and Mrs. Quickly. Fal. Pr'ythee, no more prattling; — go. -I'll hold: 3 This is the third time; I hope, good luck lies in odd numbers. Away, go ; they say, there is divinity in odd numbers, either in nativity, chance, or death. — Away. Quick. I'll provide you a chain ; and I'll do what I can to get you a pair of horns. I'al. Away, I say; time wears: hold up your head, and mince. [Exit Mrs. Quickly. Enter Font). How now, master Brook? master Brook, the matter will be known to-night, or never. Be you in the Park about midnight, at Heme's oak, and you shall see wonders. Ford. Went you not to her yesterday, sir, as you told me you had appointed 1 Fal. I went to her, master Brook, as you see, like a poor old man : but I came from her, master Brook, like' a poor old woman. That same knave, Ford, her husband, hath the finest mad devil of jealousy in him, master Brook, that ever governed frenzy. I will tell you. — He beat me grievously, in the shape of a woman ; for in the shape of man, master Brook, I fear not Goliath with a weaver's beam ; because I know also, life is a shuttle. I am in haste ; go along with me ; I'll tell you all, master Br jok. Since I plucked geese, played truant, and » Keep to the time. whipped top, I knew not what it was to be beaten, till lately. Follow me: I'll tell you strange things of this knave Ford: on whom to-night I will be revenged, and I will deliver his wife into your hand. — Follow: Strange things in hand, master Brook! follow. [Exeunt. SCENE II.— Windsor Park. Enter Page, Shallow, and Slender. Page. Come, come; we'll couch i' the castle ditch, till we see the light of our fairies. — Remem- ber, son Slender, my daughter. Sle?i. Ay, forsooth; I have spoke with her, and we have a nay-word, 3 how to know one another. I come to her in white, and cry mum ; she cries budget; and by that we know one another. >S'/W. That's good too: But what needs cither your mum or her budget? the white will decipher her well enough. — It hath struck ten o'clock. Page. The night is dark ; light and spirits will become it well. Heaven prosper our sport ! No man means evil but the devil, and we shall know him by his horns. Let's away; follow me. [Exeunt. SCENE III.— The Street in Windsor. Enter Mrs. Page, Mrs. Fohd, and Dr. Caius. Mrs. Page. Master doctor, my daughter is in green: when you see your time, take her by th« * Watch-word. Scexk TV. MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR. 61 hand, away with her to the deanery, and despatch it quickly : Go before into the park ; we two must go together. Cuius. I know vat I have to do ; Adieu. Mrs. Page. Fare you well, sir. [Exit Caius. My husband will not rejoice so much at the abuse of Falstaff, as he will chafe at the doctor's marrying lay daughter: but 'tis no matter; better a little chiding than a great deal of heart-break. Mrs. Ford. Where is Nan now, and her troop of fairies? and the Welsh devil, Hugh? Mrs. Page. They are all couched in a pit hard by Heme's oak, with obscured lights : which at the very instant of Falstaff 's and our meeting, they will at once display to the night. Mrs. Ford. That cannot choose but amaze him. Mrs. Page. If he be not amazed, he will be mocked; if he be amazed, he will every way be mocked. Mrs. Ford. We'll betray him finely. Mrs. Page. Against such lewdsters, and their lechery, Those that betray them do no treachery. Mrs. Ford. The hour draws on ; to the oak, to the oak ! [Exeunt. SCENE IV.— Windsor Park. Enter Sir Hugh Evans, and Fairies. Era. Trib, trib, fairies; come; and remember your parts: be pold, I pray you; follow me into the pit; and when I give the watch-' ords, do as I pid you; Come, come; trib, trib. [Exeunt. SCENE V.— Another Part of the Park. Enter Falstaff disguised, with a buck's head on. Fal. The Windsor bell hath struck twelve ; the minute draws on : Now, the hot-biooded gods assist me ! — Remember, Jove, thou wast a bull for thy Europa; love set on thy horns. — O powerful love! that, in some respects, makes a beast a man ; in some other, a man a beast. — You were also, Jupi- ter, a swan, for the love of Leda; O, omnipotent love ! how near the god drew to the complexion of a goose ! — A fault done first in the form of a beast ; — O Jove, a beastly fault! and then another fault in the semblance of a fowl ; think on't, Jove, a foul fault. — When gods have hot backs, what shall poor men do? For me, I am here a Windsor stag; and the fattest, I think, i' the forest: send me a cool rut-time, Jove, or who can blame me to piss my tallow ! Who comes here ? my doe ? Enter Mrs. Fona and Mrs. Page. Mrs. Ford. Sir John? art thou there, my deer? my male deer? Fal. My doe, with the black scut? — Let the sky rain potatoes ; let it thunder to the tune of Green Sleeves; hail kissing comfits, and snow eringoes; let there come a tempest of provocation, I will shelter me here. [Embracing her. Mrs. Ford. Mistress Page is come with me, sweet-heart. Fal. Divide me like a bribe-buck, each a haunch : [ will keep my sides to myself, my shoulders for the fellow of this walk, and my horns I bequeath your 'msbands. Am I a woodman ? ha ! Speak I like Heme the hunter? — Why, now is Cupid a child of conscience; he makes restitution. As I am a true spirit, welcome. [Noise within. Mrs. Page. Alas! what noise? Mrs. Ford. Heaven forgive our sins ! Fal. What should this be? Mrs. Ford. ) A rrr , t ~ Mrs. Page. \ Awa ^ awa y* ^ The ^ run °ff- Fal. I think the devil will not have me damned, lest the oil that is in me should set hell on fire ; he would never else cross me thus. Enter Sir Hugh Evans like asatyr,- Mrs. Quick- ly cnrfPisTOL; Anxe Page as the Fairy Queen t attended, by her brother and others, dressed lik fairies, with waxen tapers on their heads. Quick. Fairies, black, grey, green, and white, You moon-shine revellers, and shades of night, You orphan heirs of fixed destiny, Attend your office, and your quality. Crier Hobgoblin, make the fairy o-yes. Pist. Elves, list your names; silence, you airy toys. Cricket, to Windsor chimnies shalt thou leap : Where fires thou find'st unrak'd, and hearths un- swept, There pinch the maids as blue as bilberry: Our radiant Queen hates slute and sluttery. Fal. They are fairies; he, that speaks to them, shall die: I'll wink and couch : No man their works must eye [Lies down upon his face. Eva. Where's Pede ? — Go you, and where you find a maid, That, ere she sleep, has thrice her prayers said, Raise up the organs of her fantasy, Sleep she as sound as careless infancy : But those as sleep, and think not on their sins, Pinch them, arms, legs, backs, shoulders, sides, and shins. Quick. About, about; Search Windsor Castle, elves, within and out. Strew good luck, ouphes, on every sacred room. That it may stand till the perpetual doom, In state as wholesome, as in state 'tis fit; Worthy the owner, and the owner it. The several chairs of order look you scour With juice of balm, and every precious flower, Each fair instalment, coat, and several crest, With royal blazon, evermore be blest! And nightly, meadow-fairies, look you sing, Like to the Garter's compass, in a ring: The expressure that it bears, green let it be, More fertile-fresh than all the field to see ; And, Hony soit qui mal y pense, write, In emerald tufts, flowers purple, blue, and whiter Like sapphire, pearl, and rich embroidery, Buckled below fair knighthood's bending knee: Fairies use flowers for their characlery. Away; disperse: But, till 'tis one o'clock, Our dance of custom, round about the oak Of Heme the hunter, let us not forget. Eva. Pray you, lock hand in hand; yourselves in order set: And twenty glow-worms shall our lanterns be, To guide our measure round about the tree. But, stay; I smell a man of middle earth. Fal. Heavens defend me from that Welsh fairv ! lest he transform me to a piece of cheese ! Pist. Vile worm, thou wast o'crloqked even in thy birth. Quick. With trial-fire touch me his finger-end • If he be chaste, the flame will back descend. And turn him to no pain: but if he start. It is the flesh of a corrupted heart. Pist. A trial, come. Eva. Come, will this wood take fire ? [They burn him with thetr tapert 62 MERRY vVIVES OF WINDSOR. Act V f Fal. Oh, oh, oh! Quick. Corrupt, corrupt, and tainted in desire ! About him, fairies ; sing a scornful rhyme : iVnd, as you trip, still pinch him to your time. Eva. It is right; indeed he is full of lecheries and iniquity. SONG. Fye on sinful fantasy ! Fye on lust and luxury ! Lust is but a bloody fire, Kindled with unchaste desire, Fed in heart; whose flames aspire, As thoughts do blow them, higher and higher. Pinch him, fairies, mutually; Pinch him for his villany,- Pinch him, and burn him, and turn him about, Till candles, and starlight, and moonshine be out. [During this song,the fairies pinch Falstaff. Doc- tor Caius comes one way, and steals away a fairy in green; Slender another way, and takes off a fairy in white,- and Fenton comes, and steals away Mrs. Anne Page. A noise of hunt- ing is made within. All the fairies run away. Falstaff pulls off his buck's head, and rises.'] Enter Page, Foiid, Mrs. Page, and Mrs. Ford. They lay hold on him. Page. Nay, do not fly ; I think we have watch'd you now ; Will none but Heme the hunter serve your turn ? Mrs. Page. I pray you, come ; hold up the jest no higher: — Now, good sir John, how like you Windsor wives ? See you these, husband ? do not these fair yokes 4 Become the forest better than the town ? Ford. Now, sir, who's a cuckold now? — Master Brook, Falstaff 's a knave, a cuckoldly knave ; here are his horns, master Brook: And, master Brook, he hath enjoyed nothing of Ford's but his buck- basket, his cudgel, and twenty pounds of money ; which must be paid to master Brook; his horses are arrested for it, master Brook. Mrs. Ford. Sir John, we have had ill luck : we could never meet. I will never take you for my love again, but I will always count you my deer. Fal. I do begin to perceive that I am made an ass. Ford. Ay, and an ox too; both the proofs are extant. Fal. And these are not fairies? I was three or four times in the thought, they were not fairies : and yet the guiltiness of my mind, the sudden surprise of my powers, drove the grossness of the foppery into a received belief, in despite of the teeth of all rhyme and reason, that they were fairies. See now, how wit may be made a jack-a-lent, when 'tis upon ill employment! Eva. Sir John Falstaff, serve Got, and leave your desires, and fairies will not pinse you. Ford. Well said, fairy Hugh. Eva. And leave you your jealousies too, I pray you. Ford. I will never mistrust my wife again, till thou art able to woo her in good English. Fal. Have I laid my brain in the sun, and dried it, that it wants matter to prevent so gross o'er- •eaching as this? Am I ridden with a Welsh goat too ? Shall I have a coxcomb of frize ? s 'tis time I were choked with a piece of toasted cheese. Eva. Seese is not good to give putter; your pelly is all putter. « Horns which Falstaff had. * A fool's cap of Welsh materials. 1 Fal. Seese and putter ! Have I lived to stand at the taunt of one that makes fritters of English? This is enough to be the decay of late-walking through the realm Mrs. Page. Why, sir John, do you think, though we would have thrust virtue out of our hearts by the head and shoulders, and have given ourselves without scruple to hell, that ever the devil could have made you our delight ? Ford. What, a hodge-pudding ? a bag of Hax ' Mrs. Page. A puffed man? Page. Old, cold, withered, and of intolerable entrails. Ford. And one that is as slanderous as Satan ? Page. And as poor as Job? Ford. And as wicked as his wife? Eva. And given to fornications, and to taverns, and sack, and wine, and metheglins, and to drink ings, and swearings, and starings, pribbles and prabbles ? Fal. Well, I am your theme : you have the start of me: I am dejected ; I am not able to answer the Welsh flannel ; ignorance itself is a plummet o'er me : use me as you will. Ford. Marry, sir, we'll bring you to Windsor, to one master Brook, that you have cozened of money, to whom you should have been a pander : over and above that you have suffered, I think to repay that money will be a biting affliction. Mrs. Ford. Nay, husband, let that go to mako amends ; Forgive that sum, and so we'll all be friends. Ford. WeH, here's my hand ; all's forgiven at last. Page. Yet be cheerful, knight : thou shalt eat a posset to-night at my house ; where I will desire thee to laugh at my wife that now laughs at thee : Tell her, master Slender hath married her daughter. Mrs. Page. Doctors doubt that : — If Anne Page be my daughter, she is, by this, doctor Caius's wife. {Aside. Enter Slender. Slen. Whoo, ho ! ho ! father Page ! Page. Son ! how now ? how now, son ? have you despatched ? Slen. Despatched — I'll make the best in Glou cestershire know on't ; would I were hanged, la, else. Page. Of what, son ? Slen. I came yonder at Eton to marry mistress Anne Page, and she's a great lubberly boy : If it had not been i' the church, I would have swinged him, or he should have swinged me. If I did not think it had been Anne Page, would I might never stir, and 'tis a post-master's boy. Page. Upon my life, then, you took the wrong. Sle?i. What need you tell me that ? I think so, when I took a boy for a girl : If I had been married to him, for all he was in woman's apparel, I would not have had him. Page. Why, this is your own folly. Did not I tell you, how you should know my daughter by hei garments ? Slen. I went to her in white, and cried mum, and she cry'd budget, as Anne and I had appointed; and yet. it was not Anne, but a post-master's boy. Eva. Jeshu! Master Slender, cannot you see but marry boys? Page. O, I am vexed at heart : What shall I do ? Mrs. Page. Good George, be not angry : I knew of your purpose; turned my daughter into green; and, indeed, she is now with the doctor at the deanery, and there married. Scene V MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR. 63 Enter Caius. Caius. Vere is mistress Page! By gar, I am cozened ; I ha' married un garcon, a boy ; unpaisan, by gar, a boy ; it is not Anne Page : by gar, I am cozened. Mrs. Page. Why, did you take her in green ? Caius. Aye, by gar, and 'tis a boy : by gar, I'll raise all Windsor. [Exit Caius. Ford. This is strange : Who hath got the right Anne? Page. My heart misgives me : Here comes mas- ter Fenton. Enter Fenton and Anne Page. How now, master Fenton ? Anne. Pardon, good father! good my mother, pardon ! Page. Now, mistress ! how chance you went not with master Slender? Mrs. Page. Why went you not with master doc- tor, maid? Pent. You do amaze her : Hear the truth of it. You would have married her most shamefully, Where there was no proportion held in love. The truth is, she and I, long since contracted, Are now so sure, tha. nothing can dissolve U3. Vht offence is holy, that she hath committed And this deceit loses the name of craft, Of disobedience, or unduteous title ; Since therein she doth evitate and shun A thousand irreligious cursed hours, Which forced marriage would have brought upon her. Ford. Stand not amaz'd : here is no remedy : — In love, the heavens themselves do guide the state ; Money buys lands, and wives are sold by fate. Fal. I am glad, though you have ta'en a special stand to strike at me, that your arrow hath glanced. Page. Well, what remedy ? Fenton, heaven give thee joy ! What cannot be eschew'd must be embrac'd. Fal. When night-dogs run, all sorts of deer are chas'd. Eva. I will dance and eat plums at your wedding. Mrs. Page. Well, I will muse no further: — Master Fenton, Heaven give you many, many merry days! Good husband, let us every one go home, And laugh this sport o'er by a country fire, Sir John and all. Ford. Let it be so : — Sir John, To master Brook you yet shall hold your word , For he, to-night, shall he with Mrs. Ford. \ExetuU TWELFTH NIGHT: OR, WHAT YOU WILL. PERSONS REPRESENTED. Fabian, ( Servants to 0]ivia# M Orsino, Duke q/Tdyria. Se b asti an, a young Gentleman, Brother to Viola, Antonio, a Sea-Captain, Friend to Sebastian. A. Sea-Captain, Friend to Viola. Valentine, ) Q ent i emm attending; on the Duke Curio, ) ° Sir Toby Belch, Uncle of Olivia. Sir Andrew Ague-cheek. M^lvolio, steward to Olivia. SCENE, a city in Illyria; and the Sea- Coast near it Clown Olivia, a rich Countess. Viola, in love with the Duke. Maria, Olivia's woman. Lords, Priests, Sailors, Officers, Musicians, ana other Attendants. ACT I. SCENE I. — An Apartment in the Duke's palace. Enter Duke, Curio, Lords ; Musicians attending. Duke. If music be the food of love, play on, Give me excess of it ; that, surfeiting, The appetite may sicken, and so die. That strain again ; — it had a dying fall : O, it came o'er my ear like the sweet south, That breathes upon a bank of violets, Stealing, and giving odor. — Enough; no more; 'Tis not so sweet now, as it was before. O spirit of love, how quick and fresh art thou ! That notwithstanding thy capacity Receiveth as the sea, nought enters there, Of what validity and pitch soever, But falls into abatement and low price, • Even in a minute! so full of shapes is fancv That it alone is high-fantastical. Cur. Will you go hunt, my lord 1 Duke. What, Curio ? Cur. The hart. Duke. Why, so I do, the noblest that I have: 0, when mine eyes did see Olivia first, Methought, she purg'd the air of pestilence ; That instant was I turned into a hart; And my desires, like fell and cruel hounds, E'er since pursue me. — How now? what news from her? Enter Valentine. Val. So please my lord, I might not be admitted, But from her handmaid do return this answer: The element itself, till seven years' heat, 8hall not behold her face at ample view : m _ But, like a cloistress, she will veiled walk, And water once a day her chamber round With eye offending brine : all this, to season A brother's dead love, which she would keep fie?n, And lasting, in her sad remembrance. Duke. 0, she, that hath a heart of that fine frame, To pay this debt of love but to a brother, How will she love, when the rich golden shaft, Hath kill'd the flock of all affections else That live in her ! when liver, brain, and heart, These sovereign thrones, are all supplied, and fill'd (Her sweet perfections) with one self king ! — Away before me to sweet beds of flowers ; Love-thoughts lie rich, when canopied with bowers. [Exeunt SCENE II.— The Sea Coast. Enter Viola, Captain, and Sailors. Vio. What country, friends, is this? Cap. TUyria, lady. Vio. And what should I do in Illyria? My brother he is in Elysium. Perchance, he is not drown'd : — What think you, sailors ? Cap. It is perchance, that you yourself were saved. Vio. O my poor brother ! and so, perchance, may he be. • Cap. True, madam : and to comfort you with chance, Assure yourself, after our ship did split, When you, and that poor number saved with you. Hung on our driving boat, I?'w your brothel Scene III. TWELFTH NIGHT: OR, WHAT YOU WILL. 15b Most provident in peril, bind himself (Courage and hope both teaching him the practice) To a strong mast that lived upon the sea; Where, like Arion on the dolphin's back, I saw him hold acquaintance with the waves, So long as I could see. Vio. For saying so, there's gold : Mine own escape unfoldeth to my hope, Whereto thy speech serves for authority, The like of him. Know'st thou this country ] Cap. Ay, madam, well ; for I was bred and born, Not three hours' travel from this very place. Vio. Who governs here I Cap. A noble duke, in nature, As in his name. Vio. What is his name? Cap. Orsino. Vio. Orsino ! I have heard my father name him ! He was a bachelor»then. Cap. And so is now, Or was so very late: for but a month Ago I went from hence ; and then 'twas fresh In murmur, (as, you know, what great ones do, The less will prattle of,) that he did seek The love of fair Olivia. Vio. What's she! Cap. A virtuous maid, the daughter of a count That died some twelvemonth since ; then leaving her In the protection of his son, her brother, Who shortly also died : for whose dear love, They say, she hath abjur'd the company And sight of men. Vio. 0, that I served that lady : And might not be delivered to the world, Till I had made mine own occasion mellow, What my estate is. Cap. That were hard to compass ; Because she will admit no kind of suit, No, not the duke's. Vio. There is a fair behavior in thee, captain ; And though that nature with a beauteous wall Doth oft close in pollution, yet of thee I will believe, thou hast a mind that suits With this thy fair and outward character. I pray thee, and I'll pay thee bounteously, Conceal me what I am ; and be my aid For such disguise as, haply, shall become The form of my intent. I'll serve this duke ; Thou shalt present me as a eunuch to him: It may be worth thy pains; for I can sing, And speak to him in many sorts of music, That will allow hae very worth his service. What else may hap, to time I will commit ; Only shape thou thy silence to my wit. Cap. Be you his eunuch, and I your mute will be: When my tongue blabs, let mine eyes not see ! Vio. I thank thee, lead me on. [Exeunt. SCENE III.— ^4 Room in Olivia's House. Enter Sir Tonr Belch, and Mahia. Sir To. What a plague means my niece, to take the death of her brother thus] I am sure, care's an enemy to life. Mar. By troth, Sir Toby, you must come in earlier o" nights ; your cousin, my lady, takes great exceptions to your ill hours. Sir To. Why, let her except before excepted. Mar. Ay, but you must confine yourself within the modest limits of order. »pv hand dry. But whal't your jest] Mar. A dry jest, sir. Sir And. Are you full of them ! • Kejotril, a J.astard hawk War. Ay, sir; I have them at my fingers' ends: o.arry. now I let go vour hand, I am barren. [Exit Maria. Sir 1o. O knight, thou lack'st a cup of canary : When did I see thee so put down ? Sir And. Never in your life, I think; unless you see canary put me down : Methinks, sometimes I have no more wit than a Christian, or an ordinary man has: but I am a greater eater of beef, and, I believe, that does harm to my wit. Sir. To. No question. Sir. And. An I thought that, I'd forswear it. I'll ride home to-morrow, sir Toby. Sir To. Pourquoy, my dear knight 1 Sir And. What is pourquoy? do or not dol I would I had bestowed that time in the tongues, that I have in fencing, dancing, and bear-baiting : 0, had I but followed the arts ! Sir To. Then hadst thou had an excellent head of hair. Sir And. Why, would that have mended my hair ? Sir To. Past question ; for thou seest, it will not curl by nature. Sir And. But it becomes me well enough, does't not? Sir To. Excellent. ; it hangs like flax on a distaff; and I hope to see a housewife take thee between her legs, and spin it off. Sir And. 'Faith, I'll home to-morrow, sir Toby : your niece will not be seen; or, if she be, it's four to one she'll none of me : the count, himself, here hard by, woos her. Sir To. She'll none of the count; she'll not match above her degree, neither in estate, years, nor wit ; I have heard her swear it. Tut, there's life in't, man. Sir And. I'll stay a month longer. I am a fellow o' the strangest mind in the world ; I delight in masques and revels sometimes altogether. Sir To. Art thou good at these kick-shaws, knight? Sir And. As any man in Illyria, whatsoever he be, under the degree of my betters ; and yet I will not compare with an old man. Sir To. What is thy excellence in a galliard, knight ? Sir And. 'Faith, I can cut a caper. Sir To. And I can cut the mutton to't. Sir And And, I think, I have the back-trick, simply as strong as any man in Illyria. Sir To. Wherefore are these things hid? where- fore have these gifts a curtain before them? are they like to take dust, like mistress Mall's picture ? Why dost thou not go to church in a galliard, and come home in a coranto ? My very walk should be a jig ; I would not so much as make water, but in a sink-a-pace. 2 What dost thou mean? is it a world to hide virtues in? I did think, by the ex- cellent constitution of thy leg, it was formed under the star of a galliard. Sir And. Ay, 'tis stong, and it does indifferent well in a flame-colored stock. 3 Shall we set about some revels ? Sir To. What shall we do else? were we not born under Taurus? Sir And. Taurus ? that's sides and heart. Sir To. No, sir; it is legs and thighs. Let me bee thee caper : ha ! higher : ha, ha ! — excellent ! [Exeunt. SCENE IV,— A Room in the Duke's Palace. Enter. Valentine and Viola in man's attire. Vol. If the duke continue these favors towards • Cinqta-pacr, thf name of a dance. 1 Stocking. you, Cesario, you are like to be much advanced he hath known you but three days, and already you are no stranger. Vio. You either fear his humor, or my negli- gence, that you call in question the continuance oi his love: Is he inconstant, sir, in his favors * Vol. No, believe me. Enter Duke, Curio, and Attendants. Vio. I thank you. Here comes the count. Duke. Who saw Cesario, ho? Vio. On your attendance, my lord ; here. Duke. Stand you awhile aloof. — Cesario, Thou know'st no less but all ; I have unclasp'd To thee the book even of my secret soul : Therefore, good youth, address thy gait unto he Be not deny'd access, stand at her doors, And tell them, there thy fixed foot shall grow, Till thou have audience. Vio. Sure, my noble lord, If she be so abandon'd to her sorrow As it is spoke, she never will admit me. Duke. Be clamorous, and leap all civil bounds. Rather than make unprofited return. Vio. Say, I do speak with her, my lord : What then? Duke. O, then unfold the passion of my love, Surprise her with discourse of my dear faith : It shall become thee well to act mv woes ; She will attend it better in thy youth, Than in a nuncio of grave aspect. Vio. I think not so, my lord. Duke. Dear lad, believe it, For they shall yet belie thy happy years That say, thou art a man : Diana's lip Is not more smooth and rubious ; thy small pipe Is as the maiden's organ, shrill, and sound, And all its semblative a woman's part. I know, thy constellation is right apt For this affair: — Some four, or five, attend him ; All, if you will ; for I myself am best, When least in company : — Prosper well in this, And thou shalt live as freely as thy lord. To call his' fortunes thine. Vio. I'll do my best To woo your lady : yet, [Aside.'] a barful 4 strife ! Whoe'er I woo, myself would be his wife. [Exeunt. SCENE V.— A Room in Olivia's House. Enter Maria and Clown. Mar. Nay, either tell me where thou hast been, or I will not open my lips so wide as a bristle may enter, in way of thy excuse : my lady will hang thee for thy absence. Clo. Let her hang me : he, that is well-hanged in this world, needs to fear no colors. Mar. Make that good. Clo. He shall see none to fear. Mar. A good lenten' answer: I can tell thee where that saying was born, of, I fear no colors. Clo. Where, good mistress Mary ? Mar. In the wars ; and that may you be bold to say in your foolery. Clo. Well, God give them wisdom, that have it; and those that are fools, let them use their talents. Mar. Yet you will be hanged, for being so long absent : or, to be turned away; is not that as good as a hanging to you ? Clo. Many a good hanging prevents a bad mar- riage ; and, for turning away, let summer bear it out * .Full of impediments. » Short and span*. S(!E1VE V. OR, WHAT YOU WILL. 67 Mar. You are resolute men? Clo. Not so neither, but I am resolved on two points. Mar. That, if one break, the other will hold ; or, if both break, your gaskins fall. Clo. Apt, in good faith ; very apt ! Well, go thy way ; if sir Toby would leave drinking, thou wert as witty a piece of Eve's flesh as any in Illyria. Mar. Peace, you rogue, no more o' that; here comes my lady : make your excuse wisely, you were best. [Exit. Enter Olivia, and Malvolio. Clo. Wit, and't be thy will, put me into good fooling! Those wits, that think they have thee, do very oft prove fools; and I, that am sure I lack thee, may pass for a wise man : For what says Quinapalus? Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit. God bless thee, lady ! OIL Take the fool away. Clo. Do you not hear, fellows ? Take away the lady. OK. Go to, you're a dry fool: I'll no more of you : besides, you grow dishonest. Clo. Two faults, madonna, 6 that drink and good counsel will amend : for give the dry fool drink, then is the fool not dry ; bid the dishonest man mend himself; if he mend, he is no longer dishonest; if he cannot, let the botcher mend him : any thing, that's mended, is but patched: virtue, that trans- gresses, is but patched with sin ; and sin, that amends, is put patched with virtue: if that this simple syllogism will serve, so; if it will not, what remedy] As there is no true cuckold but calamity, so beauty's a flower: — the lady bade take away the fool; therefore, I say again, take her away. OIL Sir, I bade them take away you. Clo. Misprision in the highest degree ! — Lady, Cucullus non facit monachum,- that's as much as to say, I wear not motley in my brain. Good ma- donna, give me leave to prove you a fool. OIL Can you do it"! Clo. Dexterously, good madonna. OIL Make your proof. Clo. I must catechise you for it, madonna ; good my mouse of virtue, answer me. OIL Well, sir, for want of other idleness, I'll 'bide your proof. Clo. Good madonna, why mourn'st thou 1 ? OIL Good fool, for my brother's death. Clo. I think his soul is in hell, madonna. OIL I know his soul is in heaven, fool. Clo. The more fool you, madonna, to mourn for your brother's soul being in heaven. — Take away the fool, gentlemen. OIL What think you of this fool, Malvolio ? doth he not mend? Mai. Yes : and shall do, till the pangs of death shake him. Infirmity, that decays the wise, doth ever make the better fool. Clo. God send you, sir, a speedy infirmity, for the better increasing your folly ! Sir Toby will be sworn, that I am no fox ; but he will not pass his word for two-pence that you are no fool. OIL How say you to that, Malvolio? Mai. I marvel your ladyship takes delight in such a barren rascal; I saw him put down the other day with an ordinary fool, that has no more brain than a stone. Look you now, he's out of his guard already; unless you laugh and minister occasion to him, he is gagged. I protest, I take, these wise • Italian mistress, dame. men, that crow so at these set kind of fools, no better than the fools' zanies- 1 OIL O, you are sick of self-love, Malvolio, and taste with a distempered appetite. To be generons, guiltless, and of free disposition, is to take those things for bird-bolts, 8 that you deem cannon-bul- lets : There is no slander in an allowed fool, thougr. he do nothing but rail; nor no railing in a known discreet man, though he do nothing but reprove. Clo. Now Mercury endue thee with leasing, 5 for thou speakest well of fools. Re-enter Maria. Mar. Madam, there is at the gate a young gen- tleman, much desires to speak with you. OIL From the count Orsino, is it? Mar. I know not, madam ; 'tis a fair young man and well attended. OIL Who of my people hold him in delay ? Mar. Sir Toby, madam, your kinsman. OIL Fetch him off, I pray you ; he speaks nothing but madman: Fye on him! [Exit Maria.] Go you, Malvolio; if it be a suit from the count, I am sick, or not at home; what you will, to dismiss it. [Exit Malvolio.] Now you see, sir, how your fooling grows old, and people dislike it. Clo. Thou hast spoke for us, madonna, as if thy eldest son should be a fool : whose skuU, Jove cram with brains, for here comes one of thy kin, has a most weak pia mater. 1 Enter Sir Toby Belch. OIL By mine honor, half di unk. — What is he at the gate, cousin? u the picture. Look you, sir, such a one as I was this present: 4 Is't not well done! [Unveiling. Vio. Excellently done, if God did all. OIL 'Tis in grain, sir; 'twill endure wind and weather. Vio. 'Tis beauty truly blent, whose red and white Nature's own sweet and cunning hand laid on: Lady, you are the cruel'st she alive, If you will lead these graces to the grave, And leave the world no copy OIL O, sir, I will not be so hard-hearted; I will give out divers schedules of my beauty : It shall be inventoried; and every particle, and utensil, la- belled to my will : as, item, two lips indifferent red ; item, two grey eyes, with lids to them ; item, one neck, one chin, and so forth. Were you sent hither to 'praise me ] Vio. I see you what you are ; you are too proud ; But, if you were the devil, you are fair. My lord and master loves you ; O, such love Could be but recompens'd, though you were crown'd The nonpareil of beauty ! OH. How does he love me] Vio. With adorations, with fertile tears, With groans that thunder love, with sighs of fire. OH. Your lord does know my mind, I cannot love him : Yet I suppose him virtuous, 'know him noble, Of great estate, of fresh and stainless youth; In voices well divulg'd, 5 free, learn'd, and valiant And, in dimension, and the shape of nature, A gracious person : but yet I cannot love him; He might have took his answer long ago. Vio. If I did love you in my master's flame, With such a suffering, such a deadly life, In your denial I would find no sense, I would not understand it. OH. Why, what would you 3 Vio. Make me a willow cabin at your gate. And call upon my soul within the house Write loyal cantons 6 of contemned love, And sing them loud even in the dead of night; Holla your name to the reverberate hills, And make the babbling gossip of the air Cry out, Olivia! O, you should not rest Between the elements of air and earth. But you should pity me. OIL You might do much: What is your parentage' « Presents. • Well spoken of by the worM • Cantoes, verses. A.CT II. Scene I. OR, WHAT YOU WILL. m Vio. Above my fortunes, yet my state is well: I am a gentleman. Oli. Get you to your lord ; [ cannot love him: let him send no more; Unless, perchance, you come to me again, To tell me how he takes it. Fare you well : I thank you for your pains ; spend this for mc. Vio. I am no fee'd post, lady ; keep your purse ; My master, not myself, lacks recompense. Love make his heart of flint, that you shall love ; And let your fervor, like my master's, be Plac'd in contempt ! Farewell, fair cruelty. [Exit. Oli. What is your parentage 1 Above my fortunes, yet my state is well: 1 am a gentleman. —I'll be sworn thou art; Thy tongue, thy face, thy limbs, actions, and spirit, Do give thee five-fold blazon : — Not too fast : — soft! soft! Unless the master were the man. — How now ] Even so quickly may one catch the plague 1 Methinks, I feel this youth's perfections, • With an invisible and subtle stealth, To creep in at mine eyes. Well, let it be. — What, ho, Malvolio ! — lie-enter Malvolio. Mai. Here, madam, at your servic Oli. Run after that same peevish messenger, The county's man: he left this ring behind him, Would I, or not; tell him, I'll none of it. Desire him not to flatter with his lord, Nor hold him up with hopes ; I am not for him. If that the youth will come this way to-morrow, I'll give him reasons for't. Hie thee, Malvolio. Mai. Madam, I will. [Exit. Oli. I do I know not what: and fear to find Mine eye too great a flatterer for my mind. Fate, show thy force : Ourselves we do not owe j 1 What is decreed, must be ; and be this so ! [Exit. ACT 11. SCENE I.— The Sea-coast. Enter Antoxio and Sedastiaw. Ant. Will you stay no longerl nor will you not, that I go with you 1 Seb. By your patience, no : my stars shine darkly over me; the malignancy of my fate might, per- haps, distemper yours; therefore I shall crave of you your leave, that I may bear my evils alone: It were abad recompense for your love, to lay any of them on you. Ant. Let me yet know of you whither you are bound. Seb. No, 'sooth, sir ; my determinate voyage is mere extravagancy. But I perceive in you so ex- cellent a touch of modesty, that you will not extort from me what I am willing to keep in ; therefore it charges me in manners the rather to express myself. You must know of me then, Antonio, my name is Sebastian, which I called Rodorigo: My father was that Sebastian of Messaline, whom, I know, you have heard of: he left behind him, myself, and a sister, both born in an hour. If the heavens had been pleas'd, would we had so ended ! but you, sir, alter'd that : for, some hour before you took me from the breach of the sea, was my sister drowned. Ant. Alas, the day ! Seb. A lady, sir, though it was said she much re- sembled me, was yet of many accounted beautiful : but, though I could not, with such estimable won- der, overfar believe that, yet thus far I will boldly publish her, she bore a mind that envy could not but call fair: she is drowned already, sir, with salt water, though I seem to drown her remembrance again with more. Ant. Pardon me, sir, your bad entertainment. Seb. O, good Antonio, forgive me your trouble. Ant. If you will not murder me for my love, let me be your servant. Seb. If you will not undo what you have done, that is, kill him whom you have recovered, desire it not. Fare ye well at once : my bosom is full of kindness; and I am yet so near the manners of my mother, that upon the least occasion more, mine eyes will tell tales of me. I am bound to the count Orsino's court: farewell. [Exit. Ant. The ecntlecess of all the sods go with thee : I have many enemies in Orsino's court, Else would I very shortly see thee there : But come what may, I do adore thee so, That danger shall seem sport, and I will go. [Exit SCENE 11.— A Street. Enter Viola ; Malvolio following. Mai. Were not you even now with the countess Olivia'? Vio. Even now, sir ; on a moderate pace I have since arrived but hither. Mai. She returns this ring to you, sir; you might have saved me my pains, to have taken it away yourself. She adds, moreover, that you should put your lord into a desperate assurance she will none of him : And one thing more ; that you be never so hardy to come again in his affairs, unless if be to report your lord's taking of this. Receive it so. Vio. She took the ring of me ; I'll none of it. Mai. Come, sir, you peevishly threw it to her; and her will is, it should be so returned : if it be worth stooping for, there it lies in your eye ; if not, be it his that finds it. [Exit. Vio. I left no ring with her: What means this lady? Fortune forbid, my outside have not charm'd her ! She made good view of me; indeed, so much, That sure, mcthought, her eyes had lost her tongue, For she did speak in starts distractedly. She loves me, sure; the cunning of her passion Invites me in this churlish messenger. None of my lord's ring ! why, he sent her none. I am the man; — If it be so, (as 'tis,) Poor lady, she were better love a dream. Disguise, I see, thou art a wickedness, Wherein the pregnant 3 enemy does much How easy is it, for the proper-false In women's waxen hearts to set their forms ! Alas, our frailty is the cause, not we ; For, such as we are made of, such we be. How will this fadge?" My master loves her dearly And I, poor monster, fond as much on him ; And she, mistaken, seems to dote on me : What will become of this 1 As 1 am man, My state is desperate for my master's love ; ' Owe, possess Dexterous, ready. • Suit 70 TWELFTH NIGHT: Act Ii As 1 am woman, now alas the day! What thriftless sighs shall poor Olivia breathe ! O t./ne, thou must untangle this, not I ; It is too hard a knot for me to untie. [Exit. SCENE III.— 4 Room in Olivia's House. Enter Sir Toby Belch, and Sir Andrew Ague- cheek. Sir To. Approach, sir Andrew: not to be a-bed after midnight, is t"> be up betimes; and diluculo turgcre, thou know'st, Sir And. Nay, by my troth, I know not : but I know, to be up late, is to be up late. Sir To. A false conclusion : I hate it as an un- filled can : To be up after midnight, and to go to bed then, is early; so that, to go to bed after mid- night, is to go to bed betimes. Do not our lives consist of the four elements ? Sir And. 'Faith, so they say ; but, I think, it rather consists of eating and drinking. Sir To. Thou art a scholar ; let us therefore eat and drink. — Maria, I say ! — a stoop of wine ! Enter Clown. Sir And. Here comes the fool. Clo. How now, my hearts 1 Did you never see the picture of we three'? 1 Sir To. Welcome, ass. Now let's have a catch. Sir And. By my troth, the fool has an excellent breast. 2 I had rather than forty shillings I had such a leg ; and so sweet a breath to sing, as the fool has. In sooth, thou wast in very gracious fooling last night, when thou spokest of Pigrogro- rnitus, of the Vapians passing the equinoctial of Queubus; 'twas very good, i' faith. I sent thee six- pence for thy Ieman: 3 hadst it] Clo. I did 'impeticos thy gratillity;' for Mal- volio's nose is no whipstock : my lady has a white hand, and the Myrmidons are no bottle-ale houses. Sir And. Excellent ! Why, this is the best fool- ing, when all is done. Now, a song. Sir To. Come on ; there is a sixpence for you : let's have a song. Sir And. There's a testril of me too; if one knight give a Clo. Would you have a love-song, or a song of good life ? Sir To. A love-song, a love-song. Sir And. Ay, ay ; I care not for good life. SONG. Clo. mistress mine, where are you roaming? stay and hear,- your true love's coming, That can sing both high and low: Trip no further, pretty sweeting,- Journeys end in lovers' meeting, Every wise man's son doth know. Sir And. Excellent good, i' faith! Sir To. Good, good. Clo. What is love? 'tis not hereafter,- Present mirth hath present laughter; What's to come, is itill unsure.- In delay there ties no plenty,- Then come kiss me, sweet-and-twenty, Youth's a stuff will not endure. Sir And. A mellifluous voice, as I am true knight. Sir To. A contagious breath. Sir And Very sweet and contagious, i' faith. Sir To. To hear by the nose, it is dulcet in con- tagion. But shall we make the welkin dance 1 Loggerhcadu be. » Voice. » Mistress « I did impetticoat thy gratuity. indeed"! Shall we rouse the night-owl in a eaten, that will draw three souls out of one weaver 1 Shall we do that 1 Sir And. An you love me, let's do't: I am dog at a catch. Clo. By'r lady, sir, and some dogs will catch well. Sir And. Most certain: let our catch be, Thou knave. Clo. Hold thy peace, thou knave, knight ! I shall be constrain'd in't to call thee knave, knight. Sir And. 'Tis not the first time I have c./n strain'd one to call me knave. Begin, fool, it begins, Hold thy peace. Clo. I shall never begin, if I hoid my peace Sir And. Good, i' faith ! Come, begin. [They sing a catch. Enter Maria. Mar. What a cattervvauling do you keep here' If my lady have not called up her steward, Malvolio, and bid him turn you out of doors, never trust me. Sir To. My lady's a Catalan," we are politicians: Malvolio's a Pcg-a-Ramsey, 6 and Three merry men we be. Am not I consanguineous? am I not of her blood? Tilly-valley," lady ! There dwett a man in Babylon, lady, lady! [Singing. Clo. Beshrew me, the knight's ip admirable fool- ing. Sir And. Ay, he does well enough, if he be dis- posed, and so do I too; he does it with a better grace, but I do it more natural Sir To. the twelfth day of December, — [Sing- ing. Mar. For the love of God, peace. Enter Malvolio. Mai. My masters, are you mad ? or what are you? Have you no wit, manners, nor honesty, but to gabble like tinkers at this time of night? Do ye make an ale-house of my lady's house, that ye squeak out your coziers' s catches without any mi- tigation or remorse of voice ? Is there no respect of place, persons, nor time, in you ? Sir To. We did keep time, sir, in our catches. Sneck up V Mai. Sir Toby, I must be round with you. My lady bade me tell you, that, though she harbors you as her kinsman, she's nothing allied to your disorders. If you can separate yourself and your misdemeanors, you are welcome to the house ; if not, an it would please you to take leave of her she is very willing to bid you farewell. Sir To. Farewell, dear heart, since I must needs be gone. Mar. Nay, good sir Toby Clo. His eyes do show his days are almost done. Mai. Is't even so? Sir To. But I will never die. Clo. Sir Toby, there you lie. Mai. This is much credit to you. Sir To. Shall I bid him go? [Si?iging. Clo. What an if you do? Sir To. Shall 1 bid him go, and spare not? Clo. no, no, no, no, you dare not. Sir To. Out o' time? sir, ye lie. — Art any more than a steward? Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale? Clo. Yes, by saint Anne ; and ginger shall \xa hot i' the mouth too. Sir To. Thou'rt i' the right. — Go, sir, rub you* chain with crums: — A stoop of wire, Maria ! » Romancer. « Name of an old song. ' Equivalent to JiUy-fallti, shilly-shally. » Cobblers. * Hang yourself. Scene III OR, WHAT YOU WILL. ti Mai. Mistress Mary, if you prized my lady's favor at any thing more than contempt, you would not give means for this uncivil rule ; she shall know of it, by this hand. Mar. Go shake your ears. Sir And. 'Twere as good a deed as to drink when a man's a hungry, to challenge him to the field ; and then to break promise with him, and make a fool of him. Sir To. Do't, knight; I'll write thee a chal- lenge; or I'll deliver thy indignation to him by word of mouth. Mar. Sweet sir Toby, be patient for to-night: since the youth of the count's was to-day with my lady, she is much out of quiet. For monsieur Malvolio, let me alone with him: if I do not gull him into a nay-word, 1 and make him a common recreation, do not think I have wit enough to lie straight in my bed : I know, I can do it. Sir To. Possess us, 2 possess us; tell us some- thing of him. Mar. Marry, sir, sometimes he is a kind of Puritan. Sir And. 0, if I thought that, I'd beat him like a dog. Sir To. What, for being a Puritan ? thy exqui- site reason, dear knight? Sir And. I have no exquisite reasoa for't, but I have reason good enough. Mar. The devil a Puritan that he is, or any thing constantly but a time-pleaser ; an affectioned ass, that cons state without book, and utters it by great swarthr: 3 the best persuaded of himself, so cram- med, as he thinks, with excellencies, that it is his; ground of faith, that all, that look on him, love him ; and on that vice in him will my revenge find notable cause to work. Sir To. What wilt thou do? Mar. I will drop in his way some obscure epistles of love; wherein by the color of his beard, the shape of his leg, the manner of his gait, the expres- sure of his eye, forehead, and complexion, he shall find himself most feelingly personated : I can write very like my lady, your niece ; on a forgotten matter we can hardly make distinction of our hands. Sir To. Excellent! I smell a device. Sir And. I have't in my nose too. Sir To. He shall think, by the letters that thou wilt drop, that they come from my niece, and that she is in love with him. Mar. My purpose is, indeed, a horse of that color. Sir And. And your horse now would make him an ass. Mar. Ass, I doubt not. Sir And. O, 'twill be admirable. Mar. Sport royal, I warrant you : I know, my physic will work with him. I will plant you two, and let the fool make a third, where he shall find the let- ter ; observe his construction of it. For this night, to bed, and dream on the event. Farewell. [Exit. Sir To. Good night, Penthesilea. 4 Sir And. Before me, she's a good wench. Sir To. She's a beagle, true bred, and one that sdores me: What o'that? Sir And. I was adored once too. Sir To. Let's to bed, knight. — Thou hadst need Rend for more money. Sir And. If I cannot recover your niece, I am a foul way out. Sir To. Send for money, knight; if thou hast her not i' the end, call me Cut. 5 » Jlye-word. * Inform us. • The row of grass left by a mower. 4 Amazon. » Fool. Sir And. If I do not, never trust me, take it how you will. Sir To. Come, come; I'll go burn some sack, 'tis too late to go to bed now : come, knight ; come, knight. [Exeunt. SCENE IV.— A Room in the Duke's Palace. Enter Duke, Vioii, Curio, and others. ' Duke. Give me some music : — Now, good morrow, friends: — Now, good Cesario, but that piece of song, That old and antique song we heard last night, Methought, it did relieve my passion much; More than light airs and recollected terms Of these most brisk and giddy-paced times : Come, but one verse. Cur. He is not here, so please your lordship, that should sing it. Duke. Who was it? Cur. Feste, the jester, my lord; a fool that the lady Olivia's father took much delight xi: he is about the house. Duke. Seek him out, and play the tune the while. [Exit Cunio. — Music. Come hither, boy : If ever thou shalt love, In the sweet pangs of it, remember me : For, such as I am, all true lovers are ; Unstaid and skittish in all motions else, Save, in that constant image of the creature That is belov'd. — How dost thou like this tune ? Vio. It gives a very echo to the seat Where Love is thron'd. Duke. Thou dost speak masterly : My life upon't, young though thou art, thine eye Hath stay'd upon some favor that it loves ; Hath it not, boy? Vio. A little, by your favor. Duke. What kind of woman is't ? Vio. Of your complexion. Duke. She is not worth thee, then. What years, i'faith? Vio. About your years, my lord. Duke. Too old, by heaven; Let still the woman take An elder than herself; so wears she to him, So sways she level in her husband's heart. For, boy, however we do praise ourselves, Our fancies are more giddy and unfirm, More longing, wavering, sooner lost and worn, Than women's are. Vio. I think it well, my lord. Duke. Then let thy love be younger than thyself, Or thy affection cannot hold the bent : For women are as roses; whose fair flower, Being once display'd, doth fall that very hour. Vio. And so they are : alas, that they arc so ; To die, even when they to perfection grow ! Re-enter Cuaio and Clown. Duke. 0, fellow, ccme, the song we had last night : — • Mark it, Cesario; it is old, and plain: The spinsters and the knitters in the sun, And the free maids that weave their thiead with bones, Do use to chaunt it; it is silly sooth, 6 And dallies with the innocence of lore, Like the old age. Clo. Are you ready, sir? Duke. Ay; pr'ythee, sing. [Mum*. ■ Simple truth. 72 TWELFTH NIGHT: Act II. SONG Clo. Come away, come away, death, And in sad cypress let me be laid; Fly away, fly away, breath; I am slain by a fair cruel maid. My shroud of white, stuck all with yew, 0,prtpare it; 'My part of death, no one so true Did share it. JVot a flower, not a flower sweet, On my black cojjin let there be strown; Not a friend, not a friend greet My poor corpse, where my bones shall be thrown: A thousand thousand sighs to save, Lay me, 0, where Sad true lover ne'er find my grave, To weep there. Duke. There's for thy pains. Clo. No pains, sir ; I take pleasure in singing, sir. Duke. I'll pay thy pleasure, then. Clo. Truly, sir, and pleasure will be paid, one time or another. Duke. Give me now leave to leave thee. Clo. Now, the melancholy god protect thee ; and the tailor make thy doublet of changeable taffeta, for thy mind is a very opal. — I would have men of 6uch constancy put to sea, that their business might be every thing, and their intent every where ; for that's it, that always makes a good voyage of no- thing. — Farewell. [Exit Clown. Duke. Let all the rest give place. [Exeunt Curio and Attendants. Once more, Cesario, Get thee to yon' same sovereign cruelty: Tell her, my love, more noble than the world, Prizes not quantity of dirty lands ; The parts that fortune hath bestow'd upon her, Tell her, I hold as giddily as fortune ; But 'tis that miracle, and queen of gems, That nature pranks 1 her in, attracts my soul. Vio. But, if she cannot love you, sir 1 ? Duke. I cannot be so answer'd. Vio. 'Sooth, but you must. Say, that some lady, as, perhaps, there is, Hath for your love as great a pang of heart As you have for Olivia: you cannot love her; You tell her so ; Must she not then be answer'd 1 Duke. There is no woman's sides Can bide the beating of so strong a passion As love doth give my heart: no woman's heart So big, to hold so much ; they lack retention. Alas,, their love may be call'd appetite, — No motion of the liver, but the palate, — That suffer surfeit, cloyment, and revolt; But mine is all as hungry as the sea, And can digest as much: make no compare Between that love a woman can bear me, And that I owe Olivia. Vio. Ay, but I know, — Duke. What dost thou know 1 Vio. Too well what love women to men may owe: In faith, they are as true of heart as we. My father had a daughter lov'd a man, As it might be, perhaps, were I a woman, I should your lordship. Duke. And what's her history ? Vio, A blank, my lord : She never told her love, But let concealment, like a worm i' the bud, Feed on her damask cheek: she pin'd in thought: \nd, with a green and yellow melancUty, She sat like patience on a monument, i Decks. Smiling at grief. Was not this love, indeed? We men may say more, swear more : but, indeed, Our shows are more than will; for still we prove Much in our vows, but little in our love. Duke. But died thy sister of her love, my boy'.' Vio. I am all the daughters of my father's house. And all the brothers too ; — and yet I know not :— Sir, shall I to this lady? Duke. Ay, that's the theme. To her in haste ; give her this jewel ; say, My love can give no place, bide no denay. 8 [Exeunt. SCENE V.— Olivia's Garden. Enter Sir Tonr Belch, Sir Andrew Ague- cheek, and Fabian. Sir To. Come thy ways, signior Fabian. Fab. Nay, I'll come ; if I lose a scruple of this sport, let me be boiled to death with melancholy. Sir To. Would'st thou not be glad to have the niggardly rascally sheep-biter come by some notable, shame ] Fab. I would exult, man : you know, he brought me out of favor with my lady, about a bear-baiting here. Sir To. To anger him, we'll have the bear again ; and we will fool him black and blue: — Shall we not, sir Andrew] Sir And. An we do not, it is pity of our lives. Enter Maria. Sir To. Here comes the little villain: — How now, my nettle of India 1 Mar. Get ye all three into the box-tree : Mal- volio's coming down this walk; he has been yonder i' the sun, practising behavior to his own shadow, this half hour : observe him, for the love of mockery; for, I know, this letter will make a contemplative idiot of him. Close, in the name of jesting! [The men hide themselves.] Lie thou there ; [Throws down a letter,] for here comes the trout that m ust be caught with tickling. [Exii Maria. Enter Malyolio. Mai. 'Tis but fortune; all is fortune. Maria once told me, she did affect me: and I have heard herself come thus near, that, should she fancy, it should be one of my complexion. Besides, she uses me with a more exalted respect than any one else that follows her. What should I think on'tl Sir To. Here's an overweening rogue ! Fab. O, peace ! Contemplation makes a rare turkey-cock of him ; how he jets 9 under his ad- vanced plumes! Sir And. 'Slight, I could so beat the rogue: — Sir To. Peace, I say. Mai. To be count Malvolio ; — Sir To. Ah, rogue! Sir And. Pistol him, pistol him. Sir To. Peace, peace! Mai. There is example for't; the lady of ttio strachy married the j^eoman of the wardrobe. Sir And. Fie on him, Jezebel ! Fab. 0, peace ! now he's deeply in, look, how imagination blows him. Mai. Having been three months married to her, sitting in my state, — Sir To. O, for a stone-bow, to hit him in the eye! Mai. Calling my officers about me, in my branch ed velvet gown ; having come from a day-bed, where I left Olivia sleeping. Sir To. Fire and brimstone ! » Denial. ' Strut*. Scene V OR, WHAT YOU WILL. 73 Fab. O, pease, peace ! Mil'. And then to have the humor of state : and after a demure travel of regard, — telling them, I know my place, as I would they should do theirs, — to ask for my kinsman Toby : StV To. Bolts and shackles ! Fab. 0, peace, peace, peace ! now, now. Mai. Seven of my people, with an obedient start, make out for him : I frown the while ; and, per- chance, wind up my watch, or play with some rich '•cwel. Toby approaches ; court'sies there to me : Sir To. Shall this fellow live? Fab. Though our silence be drawn from us with cais, yet peace. Mai. I extend my hand to him thus, quenching my familiar smile with an austere regard of control: Sir To. And does not Toby take you a blow o' th( lips then ? Mai. Saying, Cousin Toby, my fortunes having cast me on your niece, give me this prerogative of speech : — Sir To. What, what ? Mai. You must amend your drunkenness. Sir To. Out, scab ! Fab. Nay, patience, or we break the sinews of our plot. Mai. Besides, you waste the treasure of your time with a foolish knight: Sir And. That's me, I warrant you. Mai. One Sir Andrew : Sir And. I knew, 'twas I; for many do call me fool. Mai. What employment have we here ? [Taking up the letter. Fab. Now is the woodcock near the gin. Sir To. 0, peace ! and the spirit of humors in- timate reading aloud to him ! Mai. By my life, this is my lady's hand : these be her very C's, her U's, and her T's,and thus makes she her great P 's. It is, in contempt of question her hand. Sir And. Her C's, her U's, and her T's: Why that? Mai. [Reads.'] To the unknown beloved, this and my good wishes : her very phrases ! — By your leave, wax. — Soft! — and the impressure her Lucrece, with which she uses to seal : 'tis my lady : To whom should this be? Fab. This wins him, liver and all. Mai. [Reads.] Jove knows, I love • But who ? Lips do not move, No man must know. No man must know. — What follows ? the numbers altered ! — No man must know : — If this should be thee, Malvolio? Sir To. Marry, hang thee, brock !' Mai. / may command, where I adore : But silence, like a Lucrece knife, With bloodless stroke my heart doth gore,- M, O, A, I, doth sway my life. Fab. A fustian riddle! Sir To. Excellent wench, say I. Mai. M, O, A, I, doth sway my life. — Nay, but Brst let me see, — let me see, — let me see. Fab. What a dish of poison hath she dressed him! Sir To. And with what wing the stannycl 2 checks at it ! 3 Mai. I may command where I adore. Why, she may command me ; I serve her, she is my lady. Why, this is evident to any formal capacity. There is no obstruction in this ; — And the end, — What should that alphabetical position portend ? If I 1 Badger. a Hawk. 3 Flies at it. could make that resemble something in me, — Softly!— M, 0,A,L— Sir To. O, ay ! make up that ; — he is now at a cold scent. Fab. Sowter 4 will cry upon't for all this, though it be as rank as a. fox. Mai. M, — Malvolio ; — M, — why, that begins my name. Fab. Did not I say, he would work it out ? the cur is excellent at faults. Mai. M, — But then there is no consonancy in the sequel : that suffers under probation : A should follow, but O does. Fab. And shall end, I hope. Sir To. Ay, or I'll cudgel him, and make him cry, 0. Mai. And then / comes behind ; — Fab. Ay, an you had an eye behind you, you might see more detraction at your heels, than for- tunes before you. Mai. M, 0, A, I; — This simulation is not as the former: — and yet, to crush this a little, it would bow to me, for every one of these letters are in my name. Soft, here follows prose : — If this fall into thy hand, revolve. In my stars I am above thee, but be not afraid of greatness: Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. Thy fates open their hands,- lei thy blood and spirit, embrace them. And, to inure thyself to what thou art like to be, cast thy humble slough, 1 and appear fresh. Be opposite with a kinsman, surly with servants : let thy tongue tang arguments of state ,■ put thyself into the trick of singularity: she thus advises thee, that sighs for thee. Remember who commended thy yellow stock- ings, and wished to see thee ever cross-gartered : I say, remember. Go to, thou art made, if thou de- sirest to be so,- if not, let me see thee a steward still, the fellow of servants, and not worthy to touch fortune's fingers. Farewell. She that would alter services with thee, The fortunate-unhappy. Day-light and champian 6 discovers not more : this is open. I will be proud, I will read politic authors, I will baffle Sir Toby, I will wash oft" gross acquaintance, I will be point-de-vice 1 , the very man. I do not now fool myself, to let imagination jade me ; for every reason excites to this, that my lady loves me. She did commend my yellow stockings of late, she did praise my leg being cross- gartered ; and in this she manifests herself to my love, and, with a kind of injunction, drives me to these habits of her liking. I thank my stars, I am happy. I will be strange, stout, in yellow stock- ings, and cross-gartered, even with the swiftness of putting on. Jove, and my stars, be praised ! — Here is yet a postscript. Thou canst not choose but know who I am. If thou entertainest my love, let it appear in thy smiling; thy smiles become thee well: therefore in my presence still smile, dear my sweet, I pr'ythee. Jove, I thank thee. — I will smile ; I will do every thing that thou wilt have me. \hjXit Fab.' I will not give my part of this sport for a pension of thousands to be paid from the Sophy. Sir To. I could marry this wench for this device. Sir And. So could I too. Sir To. And ask no other dowry with her, but such another jest. Enter Maria. Sir And. Nor I neither. * Name of a hound. • Open country. F * Skin of a snake. 1 Utmost exactness. 74 TWELFTH NIGHT. Act III Fab. Here comes my noble gull-catcher. Sir To Wilt thou set thy foot o'my neckl Sir And. Or o'mine either ? Sir To. Shall I play my freedom at tray-trip, 8 and become thy bond slave? Sir And. I'faith, or I either. Sir To. Why, thou hast put him in such a dream that, when the image of it leaves him, he must run mad. Mar. Nay, but say true ; does it work upon him ? Sir To. Like aqua-vita with a midwife. Mar. If you will then see the fruits of the sport, mark his first approach before my lady: he will come to her in yellow stockings, and 'tis a coloi she abhors; and cross-gartered, a fashion she de» tests ; and he will smile upon her, which will now be so unsuitable to her disposition, being addicted to a melancholy as she is, that it cannot but turn him into a notable contempt: if you will see it, follow me. Sir To. To the gates of Tartar, thou most ex- cellent devil of wit! Sir And. I'll make one too. [Exeunt ACT III. SCENE I.— Olivia's Garden. Enter Viola, and Clown with a tabor. Vio. Save thee, friend, and thy music : Dost thou .ive by thy tabor ? Clo. No, sir, I live by the church. Vio. Art thou a churchman ? Clo. No such matter, sir ; I do live by the church : for I do live at my house, and my house doth stand by the church. Vio. So thou mayst say, the king lies" by a beggar, if a beggar dwell near him : or, the church stands by thy tabor, if thy tabor stand by the church. Clo. You have said, sir. — To see this age ! — A sentence is but a cheveril 1 glove to a good wit; How quickly the wrong side may be turned out- ward ! Vio. Nay, that's certain; they, that dally nicely with words, may quickly make them wanton. Clo. I would, therefore, my sister had had no name, sir. Vio. Why, man? Clo. Why, sir, her name's a word ; and to dally with that word, might make my sister wanton: But, indeed, words are very rascals, since bonds disgraced them. Vio. Thy reason, man? Clo. Troth, sir, I can yield you none without words; and words arc grown so false, I am loath to prove reason with them. Vio. I warrant thou art a merry fellow, and carest for nothing. Clo. Not so, sir, I do care for something : but in my conscience, sir, I do not care for you; if that be to care for nothing, sir, I ^ould it would make you invisible. Vio. Art not thcu the lady Olivia's fooi? Clo. No, indeed, sir ; the lady Olivia has no foiiy : she will keep no fool, sir, till she be married ; and fools arc as like husbands as pilchards are to herrings, the husband's the bigger; I am, indeed, not her fool, but her corrupter of words. Vio. I saw thee late at the count Orsino's. Clo. Foolery, sir, does walk about the orb, like the sun ; it shines every where. I would be sorry, sir, but the fool should be as oft with your master, as with my mispress : I think I saw your wisdom there. Vio. Nay, an thou pass upon me, I'll no more with thee. Hold, there's expences for thee. Clo. Now Jove, in his next commodity of hair, Rend thee a beard ! Vio By my troth, I'll ted thee; I am almost nick for one ; though I would not have it grow on my vhin. Is thy lady within? • A boy's diTorsion, three and trip. » Dwells * Kid. Clo. Would not a pair of these have bred, sir ? Vio. Yes, being kept together, and put to. use. Clo. I would play lord Pandarus a of Phrygia, sir, to bring a Cressida to this Troilus. Vio. I understand you, sir; 'tis well begg'd. Clo. The matter, I hope, is not great, sir, beg ging but a beggar; Cressida was a beggar. My lady is within, sir. 1 will construe to her whence you come : who you are, and what you would, are out of my welkin : I might say, element ; but the word is over-worn. [Exit. Vio. This fellow's wise enough to play the fool; And to do that well, craves a kind of wit. He must observe their mood on whom he jests, The quality of persons, and the time; And, like the haggard, 3 check at every feather That comes before his eye. This is a practice, As full of labor as a wise man's art : For folly, that he wisely shows, is fit; But wise men, folly-fallen, quite taint their wit. Enter Sir Toby Belch and Sir Andrew Ague CHEEK. Sir To. Save you, gentleman. Vio. And you, sir. Sir And. Dieu vous garde, monsieur. Vio. Et vous aussi; votre serviteur. Sir And. I hope, sir, you are ; and I am yours Sir To. Will you encounter the house? my niece is d?,>irous you should enter, if your trade be to her Vio. I an bound to your niece, sir; I mean, she is the list 4 (i f my voyage. Sir To. '"aste your legs, sir, put them to motion. Vio. My legs do better understand me, sir, than I understand what you mean by bidding me taste my legs. Sir To. 1 it nan, to go, ?ir, to enter. 1 : ,o. I will • nswer you with ghit and entrance : but w« are. nre^pntcd. Enter Olivia and Maria. Most excellent accomplished lady, the heavens rain odors on you ! Sir And. That youth's a rare courtier ! Rain odors! well. Vio. My matter hath no voice, lady, but to yom own most pregnant 5 and vouchsafed car. Sir And. Odors, pregnant, and vouchsafed I'l! get 'em all three ready. OIL Let the garden door be shut, and leave me to my hearing. [Exeunt Sir Toby, Sir Andrew, a?jfi? Maria. Give me your hand, sir. Vio. My duty, madam, and most humble service. OIL What is your name ? » See the play of VroUus and Cressida. » A hawk not well trained. * Bound, limit. * Keady. Scene I. OR, WHAT YOU WILL. 75 Vio. Cesario is your servant's name, fair princess. Oli. My servant, sir ! 'Twas never merry world Since lowly feigning was call'tl compliment : You are servant to the count Orsino, youth. Vio. A tid he is yours, and his must needs be yours: Vour servant's servant is your servant, madam. On. For him, I think not on him: for his thoughts, 'Would they were blanks, rather than fill'd with me! Vio. Madam, I come to whet your gentle thoughts On his behalf: Oli. O, by your leave, I pray you ; I bade you never speak again of him : But would you undertake another suit, I had rather hear you to solicit that, Than music from the spheres. Vio. Dear lady, — — Oli. Give me leave, I beseech you : I did send, After the last enchantment you did here, A ring in chase of you : so did I abuse Myself, my servant, and, I fear me, you : finder your hard construction must I sit, To force that on you, in a shameful cunning, Which you knew none of yours : What might you think ? Save you not set mine honor at the stake, And baited it with all the unmuzzled thoughts That tyrannous heart can think] To one of your receiving 6 Enough is shown ; a Cyprus, not a bosom, Hides my poor heart : So let me hear you speak. Vio. I pity you. Oli. That's a degree to love. Vio. No, not a grise ; 7 for 'tis a vulgar proof, That very oft we pity enemies. Oli. Why, then, methinks, 'tis time to smile again; world, how apt the poor are to be proud ! If one should be a prey, how much the better To fall before the lion than the wolf ! [Clock strikes. The clock upraids me with the waste of time, — Be not afraid, good youth, I will not have you : And yet, when wit and youth is come to harvest, Your wife is like to reap a proper man: There lies your way, due west. Vio. Then westward-hoe : Grace and good disposition 'tend your ladyship ! You'll nothing, madam, to my lord by me 1 Oli. Stay : 1 pr'ythec, tell me, what thou think'st of me. Vio. That you do think, you are not what you are. Oli. If I think so, I think the same of you. Vio. Then think you right ; I am not what I am. Oli. I would you were as I would have you be ! Vio. Would it be better, madam, than I am, I wish it might ; for now I am your fool. Oli. what a deal of scorn looks beautiful In the contempt and anger of his lip ! A murd'rous guilt shows not itself more soon Than love that would seem hid : love's night is noon. Cesario, by the roses of the'spring. By maidhood, honour, truth, and every thing, I love thee so, that, maugre all thy pride, Nor wit. nor reason, can my passion hide. 00 not extort thy reasons from this clause, For that I woo, thou therefore hast no cause : But, rather, reason thus with reason fetter: Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. Vio. By innocence I swear, and by my youth, 1 have one heart, one bosom, and one truth, Anil that no woman has ; nor never none Shall mistress be of it, save I alone. And so adieu, good madam ; never more Will I my master's tears to you deplore. • Keady apprehension. ' Step. Oli. Yet come again: for thou, perhaps, maystmove That heart, which now abhors, to like his love. [Exeunt. SCENE II. — A Room in Olivia's House. Enter Sir Toby Belch, Sir Asdrew Agtji-'. cheek, and Fabian. Sir And. No, faith, I'll not stay a jot longer. Sir To. Thy reason, dear venom, give thy reason. Fab. You must needs yield your reason, sir Andrew. Sir And. Marry, I saw your niece do more favora to the count's serving man, than ever she bestowed upon me : I saw't i' the orchard. Sir To. Did she see thee the while, old boy 1 tell me that. Sir And. As plain as I see you now. Fab. This was a great argument of love in her towards you. Sir And. 'Slight ! will you make an ass o' me T Fab. I will prove it legitimate, sir, upon the oaths of judgment and reason. Sir To. And they have been grand jury-men, since before Noah was a sailor. Fab. She did show favor to the youth in your sight, only to exasperate you, to awake your dor- mouse valor, to put fire in your heart, and brim- stone in your liver : You should then have accosted her ; and with some excellent jests, fire-new from the mint, you should have banged the youth into dumbness. This was looked for at your hand, and this was baulked : the double gilt of this oppor- tunity you let time wash off, and you are now sailed into the north of my lady's opinion ; where you will hang like an icicle on a Dutchman's beard, unless you do redeem it by some laudable attempt either of valor, or policy. Sir And. And't be any way, it must be with valor ; for policy I hate: I had as lief be a Brown- ist, 8 as a politician. Sir To. Why then, build me thy fortunes upon the basis of valor. Challenge me the count's youth to fight with him ; hurt him in eleven places ; my niece shall take note of it : and assure thyself, there is no love-broker in the world can more prevail in man's commendation with woman, than report of valor. Fab. There is no way but this, Sir Andrew. Sir And. Will either of you bear me a challenge to him 1 Sir To. Go, write it in a martial hand ; be curst? and brief; it is no matter how witty, so it be elo- quent, and full of invention : taunt him with the licence of ink : if thou thoiCst him some thrice, it shall not be amiss; and as many lies as will lie in thy sheet of paper, although the sheet were big enough for the bed of Ware' in England, set 'em down : go, about it. Let there be gall enough in thy ink: though thou write with a goose-pen, no matter : About it. Sir And. Where shall I find you? SirTo. We'll call thee at the cubiculo.-* Go. [Exit Sir Andrew. Fab. This is a dear manikin to you, sir Toby. Sir To. I have been dear to him, lad; some two thousand strong, or so Fab. We shall have a rare letter from him : bu! you'll not deliver it 1 Sir To. Never trust me then ; and by all means stir on the youth to an answer. I think, oxen and « Separatists in Queen Elizabeth's reign. » Crabbed. « In Hertfordshire, which held forty persons. > Chamber. 70 TWELFTH NIGHT: Act 1U wain ropes cannot hale them together. For Andrew, if he were opened, and you find so much blood in bis liver as will clog the foot of a flea, I'll eat the rest of the anatomy. Fab. And his opposite, the youth, bears in his visage no great presage of crueltv. Enter Maiiia. Sir To. Look, where the youngest wren of nine comes. Mar. If you desire the spleen, and will laugh yourselves into stitches, follow me ; yon' gull Mal- volio is turned heathen, a very renegado ; for there is no Chiistain, that means to be saved by believ- ing lightly, can ever believe such impossible pas- sages of grossness. He's in yellow stockings. Sir To. And cross-gartered ? Mar. Most villanously ; like a pedant that keeps a school i' the church. — I have dogged him, like his murderer : He docs obey every point of the letter that I dropped to betray him. He does smile his face into more lines, than are in the new map, with the augmentation of the Indies : you have not seen such a thing as 'tis : I can hardly forbear hurling things at him. I know, my lady will strike him ; if she do, he'll smile, and take 't for a great favor. Sir To. Come, bring us, bring us where he is. [Exeunt. SCENE III.— A Street. Enter Antojuo and Sebastian. Seb. I would not, by my will, have troubled you ; But since you make your pleasure of your pains, I will no further chide you. Ant. I could not stay behind you ; my desire, More sharp than filed steel, did spur me forth : A.nd not all love to see you, (though so much, AlS might have drawn one to a longer voyage,) But jealousy what might befall your travel, Being skilless in these parts ; which to a stranger, Unguided, and unfriended, often prove Rough and unhospitable : My willing love, The rather by these arguments of fear, Set forth in your pursuit. Seb. My kind Antonio, I can no other answer make, but thanks, And thanks, and ever thanks : Often good turns Are shuffled off with such uncurrent pay : But, were my worth, as is my conscience, firm, You should find better dealing. What's to do ? Shall we go see thereliques of this town? Ant. To-morrow, sir; best, first, go sec your lodging. Seb. I am not weary, and 'tis long to night ; I pray you, let us satisfy our eyes With the memorials, and the things of fame, That do renown this city. Ant. 'Would you'd pardon me ; I do not without danger walk these streets : Once, in a sea-fight, 'gainst the Count his gallies, I did some service ; of such note, indeed, That, were I ta'en here, it would scarce be answer'd. Seb. Belike, you slew great number of his people? Ant. The offence is not of such a bloody nature ; Albeit the quality of the time and quarrel, Might well have given us bloody argument. It might have since been answer'd in repaying What we took from them ; which for traffic's sake Most of our city did : only myself stood out : For which, if I be lapsed 3 in this place, I snail pay dear. » Caught. Seb. Do not then walk to i open. Ant. It doth not fit me. Hold, sir, here's mj purse ; In the south suburbs, at the Elephant, Is best to lodge : I will bespeak our diet, Whiles you beguile the time, and feed your know ledge, With viewing of the town ; there shall you have me Seb. Why I your purse ? Ant. Haply, your eye shall light upon some toy You have desire to purchase ; and your store, I think, is not for idle markets, sir. Seb. I'll be your purse-bearer, and leave you fo An hour. Ant. To the Elephant. — Seb. I do remember. [Exeunt SCENE IV.— Olivia's Garden. Enter Olivia and Maria. OH. I have sent after him : He says, he'll come , How shall I feast him ? what bestow on him 1 For youth is bought more oft, than begg'd, or bor- row'd. I speak too loud. Where is Malvolio ? — he is sad, and civil, And suits well for a servant with my fortunes ; — Where is Malvolio 7 Mar. He's coming, madam ; But in strange manner. He is sure possess'd. OIL Why, what's the matter ? does he rave ? Mar. No, madam, He does nothing but smile ; your ladyship Were best have guard about you if he come ; For, sure, the man is tainted in his wits. Oli. Go call him hither. I'm as mad as he, If sad and merry madness equal be. — Enter Malvolio. How now, Malvolio? Mai. Sweet lady, ho, ho. [Smiles fantastically. Oli. Smi.l'st thou ? I sent for thee upon a sad 4 occasion. Mai. SaJ, lady? I could be sad: This does make som>; obstruction in the blood, this cross-gar- tering : Fut what of that, if it please the eye oi one, it is vrith me as the very true sonnet is : Please one, and -please all. Oii. Why, hew dost thou, man? what is the matter with then ? Mai. Not blick in my mind, though yellow in my legs : It dA come to his hands, and commands shall be esec.ited. I think, we do know the sweet "Jrmati haul. Oii. WSt thou go to bed, Malvoln. ' Mai. To bed ? ay, sweet-heart ; and I'll come to thee. Oli. God comfort thee ! Why dost thou smile so, and kiss thy hand so oft? Mar. How do you, Malvolio ? Mai. At your request ? Yes ; Nightingales an- swer daws. Mar. Why appear you with this ridiculous bold- ness before my lady? Mai. Be not afraid of greatness: 'Twas well writ. Oli. What meanest thou by that, Malvolio ' Mai. Some are born great. — Oli. Ha? Mai. Some achieve greatness, — Oli. What say'st thou ? Mai. And some have greatness thrust upon them Oli. Heaven restore thee! * Grav». Scene I"V OR, WHAT YOU WILL. 71 Mai. Remember ivho commended thy yellow stockings: — OIL Thy yellow stockings ? Mai. And wished to see thee cross-gartered. Oli. Cross-gartered ? Mai. Go to: thou art made, if thou desirest to he SO; — Oli. Am I made ? Mai. If not, let me see thee a servant still. Oli. Why, this is very midsummer madness. Enter Servant. Serv. Madam, the young gentleman of the count Orsino's is returned ; I could hardly entreat him back: he attends your ladyship's pleasure. Oli. I'll come to him. [Exit Servant.] Good Maria, let this fellow be looked to. Where's my cousin Toby ? Let some of my people have a special care of him ; I would not have him miscarry for the half of my dowry. [Exeunt Olivia and Maiua. Mai. Oh ho ! do you come near me now ? no worse man than sir Toby to look to me ? This con- curs directly with the letter: she sends him on purpose, that I may appear stubborn to him ; for she incites me to that in the letter. Cast thy hum- ble slough, says she: be opposite with a kinsman, surly with servants, — let thy tongue tang with ar- guments of state, — put thyself into the trick of singularity; and, consequently, sets down the manner how; as, a sad face, a reverend carriage, a slow tongue, in the habit of some sir of note, and so- forth. I have limed her ; but it is Jove's doing, and Jove make me thankful ! And, when she went away now, Let this fellow be looked to: Fellow! 5 not Malvolio, nor after my degree, but fellow. Why, every thing adheres together ; that no dram of a scruple, no scruple of a scruple, no obstacle, no incredulous or unsafe circumstance, — What can be said I Nothing, that can be, can come between me and the full prospect of my hopes. Well, Jove, not I, is the doer of this, and he is to be thanked. He-enter Maria, with Sir Toar Belch, and Fabian. Sir To. Which way is he, in the name of sanctity? If all the devils in hell be drawn in little, and Le- gion himself possessed him, yet I'll speak to him. Fab. Here he is, here he is : — How is't with you, sir 1 how is't with you, man] Mai. Go off; I discard you, let me enjoy my private ; go off. Mar. Lo, how hollow the fiend speaks within him ! did not I tell you ? — Sir Toby, my lady prays you to have a care of him. Mai. Ah, ha ! does she so ? Sir To. Go to, go to; peace, peace, we must deal gently with him ; let me alone. How do you, Malvolio ? how is't with you ? What, man ! defy the devil : consider he's an enemy to mankind. Mai. Do you know what you say ? Mar. La you, an you speak ill of the devil, how he takes it at heart! Pray God, he be not be- witched! Fab. Carry his water to the wise woman. Mar. Marry, and it shall be done to-morrow Morning, if I live. My lady would not lose him for more than I'll say. Mai. How now, mistress? Mar. O lord! Sir To. Prythee, hold thy peace : this is not the waj . Do vou not see, you move him ? let me alone with him • Companion. Fab. No way but gentleness ; gently, gently : th« fiend is rough, and will not be roughly used. Sir To. Why how now, my bawcock? 6 how dost thou, chuck? Mai. Sir? Sir To. Ay, Biddy, come with me. What, man ! 'tis not for gravity to play at cherry-pit 1 with Satan ; Hang him, foul collier ! Mar. Get him to say his prayers ; good sir To- by, get him to pray. Mai. My prayers, minx? Mar. No, I warrant you, he will not hear of godliness. Mai. Go hang yourselves all ! you are idle shal- low things : I am not of your element ; you shall know more hereafter. [Exit. Sir To. Is't possible ? Fab. If this were played upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fictioi- Sir To. His very genius hath taken the infection of the device, man. Mar. Nay, pursue him now ; lest the device take air, and taint. Fab. Why, we shall make him mad, indeed. Mar. The house will be the quieter. Sir To. Come, we'll have him in a dark room, and bound. My niece is already in the belief that he is mad; we may carry it thus, for our pleasure, and his penance, till our very pastime, tired out of breath, prompt us to Jiave mercy on him ; at which time, we will bring the device to the bar, and crown thee for a finder of madmen. But see, but see. Enter Sir Andrew Ague-cheek. Fab. More matter for a May morning. Sir And. Here's the challenge, read it ; I warrant, there's vinegar and pepper in't. Fab. Is't so saucy? Sir And. Ay, is it, I warrant him ; do but read. Sir To. Give me. [Reads.] Youth, whatsoever thou art, thou art but a scurvy fellow. Fab. Good and valiant. Sir To. Wonder not nor admire not in thy mind, why I do call thee so, for I will show thee no reason for't. Fab. A good note : that keeps you from the blow of the law. Sir To. Thou comest to the lady Olivia, and in my sight she uses thee kindly: but thou liest in thy throat, that is not the matter 1 challenge thee for. Fab. Very brief, and exceeding good sense-less. Sir To. I will way-lay thee going home,- where if it be thy chance to kill me, Fab. Good. Sir To. Thou killest me like a rogue and a villain. Fab. Still you keep o'the windy side of the law : Good. Sir To. Fare thee well,- And God have mercy upon one of our souls.' He may have mercy upon mine,- but my hope is better, and so look to thyself. Thy friend, as thou usest him, and thy sworn ene- my. Andhew Ague-cheek. Sir To. If this letter move him not, his legs can- not: I'll give't him. Mar. You may have very fit occasion for't; he is now in some commerce with my lady, and will by and by depart. Sir To. Go, sir Andrew ; scout me for him at the corner of the orchard, like a bum-bailiff; so soon as ever thou seest him, draw; and, as thou drawest. swear horrible ; for it comes to puss oft that a terrible oath, with a swaggering accent sharp 1 * Jolly To. Jove bless thee, Master Parson. • rtude fellow. * Violence. • Confederal es. Clo. Bonos dies, sir Toby : for as the old hermit of Prague, that never saw pen and ink, very wittily said to a niece of king Gorboduc, That, that is, is,- so I, being master parson, am master parson ; For what is that, but that? and is, but is? Sir To. To him, sir Topas. Clo. What, hoa, I say, — Peace in this prison ! Sir To. The knave counterfeits well; a good knave. Mai. [7« a?i inner chamber.'] Who calls there ? Clo. Sir Topas, the curate, who comes to visit Malvolio, the lanatic. Mai. Sir Topas, sir Topas, good sir Topas, go to my lady. Clo. Out, hyperbolical fiend ! how vexest thou this man? talkest thou nothing but of ladies ? Sir To. Well said, master parson. Mai. Sir Topas, never was a man thus wronged: good sir Topas, do not think I am mad ; they have laid me here in hideous darkness. Clo. Fie, thou dishonest Sathan ! I call thee by the most modest terms ; for I am one of those gentle ones, that will use the devil himself with courtesy; Say'st thou, that house is dark? Mai. As hell, sir Topas. Clo. Why, it hath bay-windows transparent as barricadoes, and the clear stones towards the south- north are as lustrous as ebony; and yet complainesl thou of obstruction ? Mai. I am not mad, sir Topas ; I say to you, this house is dark. Clo. Madman, thou errest: I say, there is no darkness, but ignorance ; in which thou art more puzzled than the Egyptians in their fog. Mai. I say, this house is as dark as ignorance, though ignorance were as dark as hell ; and I say, there was never man thus abused: I am no more mad than you are; make the trial of it in any con- stant question. 6 Clo. What is the opinion of Pythagoras, con- cerning wild-fowl? Mai. That the soul of our grandam might haply inhabit a bird. Clo. What thinkest thou of his opinion ? Mai. I think nobly of the soul, and no way approve his opinion. Clo. Fare thee well: Remain thou still in dark ness: thou shalt hold the opinion of Pythagoras, ere I will allow of thy wits ; and fear to kill a wood- cock, lest thou dispossess the soul of thy gran dam. Fare thee well. Mai. Sir Topas, sir Topas, — Sir To. My most exquisite sir Topas ! Clo. Nay, I'm for all waters.' Mar. Thou mightst have done this without thy beard and gown ; he sees thee not. Sir To. To him in thine own voice, and bring me word how thou findest him : I would, we were well rid of this knavery. If he may be conveniently delivered, I would he were ; for I am now so far in offence with my niece, that I cannot pursue with any safety this sport to the upshot. Come by and by to my chamber. [Exeunt Sir To b y and Mahi a. Clo. Hey Robin, jolly Robin, Tell me how thy lady does. [Singing Mai. Fool, — Clo. My lady is unkind, perdy Mai. Fool,— Clo. Alas, ivhy is she so ■ Mai. Fool, I say ; — Clo. She loves another — Who calls, ha ? Mai. Good fool, as ever thou wilt deserve well a' • Regular conversation. Any other Gem as well as a Topaz. Scene 111 Oil WHAT YOU WILL 81 my hand, help me to a candle, and per., ink, and paper ; as I am a gentleman, I will live to be thank- ful to thee for 't. Clo. Master Maivoho Mai. Ay, good fool. Clo. Alas, sir, how fell you beside your five wits 1 Mai. Fool, there was never man so notoriously abused ; I am as well in my wits, 100I, as thou art. Clo. But as well] then you are mad, indeed, if you be no better in your wits than a fool. Mai. They have here propertied me ; keep me in darkness, send ministers to me, asses, and do all they can to face me out of my wits. Clo. Advise you what you say ; the minister is heie. Malvolio, Malvolio, thy wits the heavens restore ! endeavor thyself to sleep, and leave thy vain bibble babble. Mai. Sir Topas Clo. Maintain no words with him, good fellow. — Who, I, sir ] not I, sir. God b' wi' you, good sir Topas. — Marry, amen. — I will, sir, I will. Mai. Fool, fool, fool, I say, — Clo. Alas, sir, be patient. What say you, sir? I am shent 8 for speaking to you. Mai. Good fool, help me to some light, and some paper ; I tell thee, I am as well in my wits, as any man in Illyria. Clo. Well-a-day, — that you were, sir ! Mai. By this hand, I am : Good fool, some ink, paper, and light, and convey what I will set down to my lady ; it shall advantage thee more than ever the bearing of letter did. Clo. I will help you to 't. But tell me true, are you not mad indeed 1 or do you but counterfeit ] Mai. Believe me, I am not ; I tell thee true. Clo. Nay, I'll ne'er believe a madman, till I see his brains. I will fetch you light, and paper, and ink. Mai. Fool, I'll requite it in the highest degree : I pr'ythee be gone. Clo. I am gone, sir, And anon, sir, I'll be with you again, In a trice,- Like to the old vice 9 Your need to sustain. Who with dagger of lath, In his rage and his wrath, Cries, ah, ha.' to the devil: Like a mad lad, Pare thy nails, dad. Adieu, good man drivel. SCENE HI.— Olivia's Garden. Enter Sebastian. [Exit S/:b. This is the air ; that is the glorious sun ; This pearl she gave me, I do feel 't and see 't : And though 'tis wonder that enwraps me thus, Yet 'tis not madness. Where's Antonio then 1 I could not find him at the Elephant : Yet there he was ; and there I found this credit,* That he did range the town to seek me out. His counsel now might do me golden service : For though my soul disputes well with my sense, That this may be some error, but no madness, Yet doth this accident and flood of fortune So far exceed all instance, all discourse, That I am ready to distrust mine eyes, And wrangle with my reason, that persuades me To any other trust, but that I am mad, Or else the lady's mad ; yet, if 'twere so, She could not sway her house, command her fol- lowers, Take, and give back, affairs and their despatch, With such a smooth, discreet, and stable bearing, As, I perceive, she does: there's something in't, That is deceivable. But here comes the lady. Enter Olivia and a Priest. OIL Blame not this haste of mine: If you mean well, Now go with me, and with this holy man, Into the chantry by : there, before him, And underneath that consecrated roof, Plight me the full assurance of your faith; That my most jealous and too doubtful soul May live at peace: He shall conceal it, Whiles 2 you are willing it shall come to note ; What time we will our celebration keep According to my birth. — What do you say 1 Seb. I'll follow this good man, and go with you ; And, having sworn truth, ever will be true. Oli. Then lead the way, good father ; And heaven so shine, That they may fairly note this act of mine ! [Exeunt. ACT Y. SCENE I.— The street before Olivia's House. Enter Clown and Fabian. Fab. Now, as thou lovest me, let me see his letter. Clo. Good master Fabian, grant me another re- quest. Fab. Any thing. Clo. Do not desire to see this letter. Fab. That is, to give a dog, and, in recompense, desire my dog again. Enter Duke, Viola, and Attendants. Duhz. Belong you to the lady Olivia, friends 1 CL. aj, sir ; we are some of her trappings. Duke. I know thee well; How dost thou, my good fellow 1 Clo. Truly, sir, the better for my foes, and the worse for my friends. • Scolded, reprimanded. » A buffoon character in the old plays, and father of the modern llarlf fju/o Duke. Just the contrary; tne better for thy friends. Clo. No, sir, the worse. Duke. How can that be 1 Clo. Marry, sir, they praise me, and make an ass of me ; now my foes tell me plainly I am an ass : so that by my foes, sir, I profit in the knowledge of myself; and by my friends I am abused: so that, conclusions to be as kisses, if your four negatives make your two affirmatives, why then the worse for my friends, and the better for my foes. Duke. Why, this is excellent. Clo. By my troth, sir, no ; though it please you to be one of my friends. Duke. Thou shalt not be the worse for me; there's gold. Clo. But that it would be double-dealing, sir, I would you could make it another. Duke. 0, you give me ill counsel. Clo. Put your grace in your pocket, sir, for thw once, and let your flesh and blood obey it. » Account. « UntiL 82 TWELFTH NIGHT : Act V Duk Well I will be so much a sinner to be a double-dealer ; there's another. Clo. I'rimo, secundo, tertio, is a good play ; and the old saying is, the third pays for all: the triplex, sir, is a good tripping measure ; or the bells of St. Bennet, sir, may put you in mind : One, two, three. Duke. You can fool no more money out of me at this throw : if you will let your lady know, I am here to speak with her, and bring her along with you, it may awake my bounty further. Clo Marry, sir, lullaby to your bounty till I come again. I go, sir; but I would not have you to think, that my desire of having is the sin of covetous- ness : but as you say, sir, let your bounty take a nap, I will awake it anon. [Exit Clown. Enter Axtojtio and Officers. Vio. Here comes the man, sir, that did rescue me. Duke. That face of his I do remember Well; Yet, when I saw it last, it was bcsmear'd As black as Vulcan, in the smoke of war : A bawbling vessel was he captain of, For shallow draught, and bulk, unprizable ; With which such scathful grapple did he make With the most noble bottom of our fleet, That very envy, and the tongue of loss, Cry'd fame and honor on him. What's the matter ? 1 Off. Orsino, this is that Antonio, That took the Phcenix, and her fraught 3 from Candy ; And this is he, that did the Tiger board, When jour young nephew Titus lost his leg : Here in the streets, desperate of shame, and state, In private brabble did we apprehend him. Vio. He did me kindness, sir; drew on my side; But, in conclusion, put strange speech upon me, I know not what 'twas, but distraction. Duke. Notable pirate ! thou salt-water thief! What foolish boldness brought thee to their mercies, Whom thou, in terms so bloody, and so dear, Hast made thine enemies? Ant. Orsino, noble sir, Be pleas'd that I shake off these names you give me ; Antonio never yet was thief, or pirate ; Though, I confess, on base and ground enough, Orsino's enemy. A witchcraft drew me hither : That most ingrateful boy there, by your side, From the rude sea's enrag'd and foamy mouth Did I redeem ; a wreck past hope he was : His life I gave him, and did thereto add My love, without retention, or restraint, All his in dedication : for his sake, Did I expose myself, pure for his love, Into the danger of this adverse town; Drew to defend him, when he was beset ; Where being apprehended, his false cunning, (Not meaning to partake with me in danger,) Taught him to face me out of his acquaintance, And grew a twenty-years-removed thing, While one would wink ; denied me mine own purse, Which I had recommended to his use Not half an hour before. Vio. How can this be ? Duke. When came he to this town ? Ant. To-day, my lord ; and for three months before, (No interim, not a minute's vacancy,) Both day and night did we keep company. Enter Olivia and Attendants. Duke. Here comes the countess ; now heaven walks on earth. • Freight. But for thee, fellow, fellow, thy w> rd* are madness Three months this youth hath tended upon me ; But more of that anon. Take him asiat Oli. What would my lord, but that he may not have, Wherein Olivia may seem serviceable? Cesario, you do not keep promise with me. Vio. Madam? Duke. Gracious Olivia, Oli. What do you say, Cesario ? Good my lord, Vio. My lord would speak, my duty hushes me. Oli. If it be aught to the old tune, my lord, It is as fat' and fulsome to mine ear, A s howling after music. Duke. Still so cruel ? Oli. Still so constant, lord. Duke. What ! to perverseness? you uncivil lady, To whose ingrate and unauspicious altars My soul the faithfull'st offerings hathbrcath'd out, That e'er devotion tender'd ! What shall I do ? Oli. Even what it please my lord, that shall be- come him. Duke. Why should I not, had I the heart to do it, Line to the Egyptian thief, at point of death, Kill what I love; a savage jealousy, That sometime savors nobly? — But hear me this: Since you to non-regardance cast my faith, And that I partly know the instrument That screws me from my true place in your favor. Live y°u, the marble-breasted tyrant, still; But this, your minion, whom, I know, you love, And whom, by heaven, I swear, I tender dearly, Him will I tear out of that cruel eye, Where he sits crowned in his master's spite. — Come boy, with me; my thoughts are ripe in mis chief; I'll sacrifice the lamb that I do love, To spite a raven's heart within a dove. [Going Vio. And I, most jocund, apt, and willingly, To do you rest, a thousand deaths would die. [Following. OH. Where goes Cesario? Vio. After him I love, More than I love these eyes, more than my life, More, by all mores, than e'er I sha'l love wife: If I do feign, you witnesses above, Punish my life, for tainting of my love ! Oil. Ah me, detested ! how am I beguil'd ! Vio. Who does beguile you " who does do you wrong ? Oli. Hast thou forgot thyself? Is it so long? — Call forth the holy father. [Exit an Attendant Duke. Come away. [To Viola. Oli. Whither, my lord? — Cesario, husband, stay. Duke. Husband? Oli. Ay, husband ; Can he that deny ' Duke. Her husband, sirrah ? Vio. No, my lord, not L Oli. Alas, it is the baseness of th) fear, That makes thee strangle thy propriety: Fear not, Cesario, take thy fortunes up ; Be that thou know'st thou art, and then thou art As great as that thou fear'st. — O, welcome, father Re-enter Attendant and Priest. Father, I charge thee, by thy reverence, Here to unfold (though lately we intended To keep in darkness, what occasion now Reveals before 'tis ripe) what thou dost know Hath newly past between this youth and me. Priest. A cc _ 'cact of eternal bond of love, * Dull, gross. Scene 1 OR, WHAT YOU WILL. 33 Confirm'd by mutual joinder of your hands, Attested by the holy close of lips, Strengthened by interchangement of your rings ; And all the ceremony of this compact Seal'd in my function, by my testimony : Since when, my watch hath told me, toward my grave, I have travelled but two hours. Duke. O thou dissembling cub ! what wilt thou be, When time hath sow'd a grizzle on thy case ? Or will not else thy craft so quickly grow, That f hine own trip shall be thine overthrow ? Farewell, and take her; but direct thy feet, Where thou and I henceforth may never meet. Vio. My lord, I do protest, — Oli. O, do not swear; Hold little faith, though thou hast too much fear. Enter Sir Andrew Ague-cheek, with his head broken. Sir And. For the love of God, a surgeon ; send one presently to sir Toby. OIL What's the matter ? Sir And. He has broke my head across, and has given sir Toby a bloody coxcomb too : for the love of God, your help : I had rather than forty pound, I were at home. Oli. Whp has done this, sir Andrew ? Sir And. The count's gentleman, one Cesario: we took him for a coward, but he's the very devil incardinate. Duke. My gentleman, Cesario! Sir And. Od's lifelings, here he is : — You broke my head for nothing ; and that that I did, I was set on to do't by sir Toby. Vio. Why do you speak to me ? I never hurt you: You drew your sword upon me, without cause; But I bcspake you fair, and hurt you not. Sir And. If a bloody coxcomb be; a hurt, you have hurt me; I think, you set nothing by a bloody coxcomb. Enter Sir Toby Belch, drunk, led by the Clown. Here comes Sir Toby halting, you shall hear more : but if he had not been in drink, he would have tickled you othergates 5 than he did. Duke. How now, gentleman ? How is't with you? Sir To. That's all one; he has hurt me, and there's the end en't. — Sot, did'st see Dick surgeon, sot ? Clo. O he's drunk, sir Toby, an hour agone ; his eyes were set at eight i' the morning. Sir To. Then he's a rogue. After a passy-mea- sure, or a pavin ; 8 I hate a drunken rogue. OIL Away with him: Who hath made this havoc with them? Sir And. I'll help you, sir Toby, because we'll be dressed together. Sir To. Will you help ail ass-head, and a cox- comb, and a knave? a thin-faced knave, a gull? OIL Get him to bed, and let his hurt be look'd to. [Exeunt Clown. &VTobt, and Sir Andrew. Enter Sebastian. Seb. I am sorry, madam, I have hurt your kins- man; But had it been the brother of my blood, I must have done no less, with wit, and safety. You throw a strange regard upon me, and By that I do perceive it hath offended you; Pardon me, sweet one, oven for the vows We made each other but so late ago. Duke. One face, one voice, one habit, and two persons ; • Otherways. • Serious dances. A natural perspective, that is, and is not. Seb. Antonio, O my dear Antonio ! How have the hours rack'd and tortur'd me, Since I have lost thee ! Ant. Sebastian are you ? Seb. Fear'st thou that, Antonio* Ant. How have you made division of yourself ?— An apple, cleft in two, is not more twin Than these two creatures. Which is Sebastian r - Oli. Most wonderful ! Seb. Do I stand there ? I never had a brother ■ Nor can there be that deity in my nature, Of here and every where. I had a sister, Whom the blind waves and surges have devour'd: — Of charity, what kin are you to me? [To Viola, What countryman ? what name ? what parentage 1 Vio. Of Meissaline : Sebastian was my father- Such a Sebastian was my brother too, So went he suited to his watery tomb : If spirits can assume both form and suit, You come to fright us. Seb. A spirit I am, indeed ; But am in that dimension grossly clad, Which from the womb I did participate. Were you a woman, as the rest goes even, I should my tears let fall upon your cheek, And say — Thrice welcome, drowned Viola! Vio. My father had a mole upon his brow. Seb. And so had mine. Vio. And died that day when Viola from herbirtt Had number'd thirteen years. Seb. O, that record is lively in my soul ! He finished, indeed, his mortal act That day that made my sister thirteen years. Vio. If nothing lets to make us happy both, But this my masculine usurp'd attire, Do not embrace me, till each circumstance Of place, time, fortune, do cohere, and jump, That I am Viola : which to confirm, I'll bring you to a captain in this town, Where lie my maiden weeds ; by whose gentle help I was preserv'd, to serve this noble count' All the occurrence of my fortune since Hath been between this lady and this lord. Seb. So comes it, lady, you have been nilst'.Hjk" [To Olivia But nature to her bias drew in that. You would have been contracted to a maid ; Nor are you therein, by my life, deceived, You are betroth'd both to a maid and man. Duke. Be not amaz'd ; right noble is his blood.— If this be so, as yet the glass seems true, I shall have share in this most happy wreck : Boy, thou hast said to me a thousand times, [To Viol*.. Thou never shouldst love woman like to me. Vio. And all those sayings will I over-swear ; And all those swearings keep as true in soul, As doth that orbed continent, the fire, That severs day from night. Duke. Give me thy hand; And let me see thee in thy woman's weeds. Vio. The captain, that did bring me first on shore, Hath my maid's garments: he, upon some action, Is now in durance ; at Malvolio's suit, A gentleman, and follower of my lady's. OIL He shall enlarge him ; — Fetch Malvolw hither : — And yet, alas, now I remember me, They say, poor gentleman, he's much distract. Re-enter Clown, with a Letter. A ip/ret extracting frenzy of mine own 84 TWELFTH NIGHT: Act F From my remembrance clearly banish'd his. — How does he, sirrah? Clo. Truly, madam, he holds Belzebub at the stave's end, as well as a man in his case may do : he has here writ a letter to you ; I should have given it to you to-day morning ; but as a madman's epis- tles arc no gospels, so it skills not much, when they are delivered. OIL Open it, and read it. Clo. Look then to be well edified, when the fool delivers the madman:— .By the Lord, madam, — OIL How now, art thou mad? Clo. No, madam, I do but read madness : an your ladyship will have it as it ought to be, you must allow vox.'' OH. Pr'ythee, read i' thy right wits. Clo. So I do, madonna; but to read his right wits, is to read thus: therefore perpend, 8 my prin- cess, and give eai. OIL Read it you, sirrah. [To Fabian. Fab. [Reads.] By the Lord, madam, you wrong me, and the world shallknow it: though you have put me into darkness, and given your drunken cou- rin rule over me, yet have I the benefit of my senses as well as your ladysh ip. I have your own letter that induced me to the semblance I put on; with the which 1 doubt not but to do myself much right, or you, much shame. Think of me as you please. I leave my duty a little unthought of, and speak out of my injury. The madly used Malvolio. OIL Did he write this? Clo. Ay, madam. Duke. This savors not much of distraction. OIL See him deliver'd, Fabian ; bring him hither. [Exit Fabian. My lord, so please you, these things further thought on, To think me as well a sister as a wife, One day shall crown the alliance on't, so please you, Here at my house, and at my proper cost. Duke. Madam, I am most apt to embrace your offer. — Your master quits you; [To Viola] and, for your service done him, So much against the mettle" of your sex, So far beneath your soft and tender breeding, And since you call'd me master for so long, Here is my hand; you shall from this time be Your master's mistress. OIL A sister? — you are she. Re-enter Fabian with Malvolio. Duke. Is this the madman ? OIL Ay, my lord, the same : How now, Malvolio? Mai. Madam, you have done me wrong, Notorious wrong. OIL Have I, Malvolio? no. Mai. Lady, you have. Pray you peruse that letter. You must not now deny it is your hand, Write from it, if you can, in hand, or phrase; Or say, 'tis not your seal, nor your invention ; You can say none of this : Well, grant it then, .^nd tell me, in the modesty of honor, Why you have given me such clear lights of favor; Bade me come smiling, and cross-gartered to you, To put on yellow stockings, and to frown Upon sir Toby, and the lighter people: And, acting this in an obedient hope, Why have you suffer'd me to be imprison'd, Kept in a dark house, visited by the priest, And made the most notorious geek,' and gull, ■ V ;ico. » Attend. 9 Frame and constitution. « Fool. That e'er invention play'd on ? tell me why. OIL Alas, Malvolio, this is not my writing, Though I confess much like the character Butout of question, 'tis Maria's hand. And now I do bethink me, it was she First told me, thou wast mad; then cam'st in smiling And in such forms which here were prcsuppos'd Upon thee in the letter. Pr'ythee, be content: This practice hath most shrewdly pass'd upon thee - But when we know the grounds and authors of it, Thou shalt be both the plaintiff' and the judge Of thine own cause. Fab. Good madam, hear me speak* And let no quarrel, nor no brawl to come, Taint the condition of this present hour, Which I have wonder'd at. In hope it shall not, Most freely I confess, myself and Toby Set this device against Malvolio here, Upon some stubborn and uncpurteous parts We had conceived against him : Maria writ The letter, at sir Toby's great importance; 4 In recompense whereof, he hath married her. How with a sportful malice it was follow'd, May rather pluck on laughter than revenge ; If that the injuries be justly weigh'd, That have on both sides past. OIL Alas, poor fool ! how have they baffled thee! Clo. Why, some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrown upon them. I was one, sir, in this interlude ; one sir Topas, sir; but that's all one: — By the Lord, fool, I am not mad; — But do you remember ? Madam, why laugh you at such a barren rascal? an you smile not, he'sgagg'd: And thus the whirli- gig of time brings in his revenges. Mai. I'll be revenged on the whole pack of you. [Exit. OIL He hath been most notoriously abused. Duke. Pursue him, and entreat him to a peace: — He hath not told us of the captain yet ; When that is known and golden time convents, A solemn combination shall be made Of our dear souls : — Mean time, sweet sister, We will not part from hence. — Cesario, come, For so you shall be while you are a man : But, when in other habits you are seen, Orsino's mistress, and his fancy's queen. [Exeunt SONG. Clo. When that I was and a little tiny boy, With hey, ho, the wind and the rain, A foolish thing was but a toy; For the rain it raineth every day. But when I came to man's estate, With hey, ho, the wind and the rain, ' Gainst knave and thief men shut their gatt. For the rain it raineth every day. But when I came, alas! to wive, With hey, ho, the wind and. the rain, By swaggering could I never thrive, For the rain it raineth every day. But when I came unto my bed. When hey, ho, the wind and the rain. With toss-pots still had drunken head, For the rain it raineth every day. A grea 1 while ago the world begun. With hey, ho, the wind and the rain. But thafs all one, our play is done, And we'll strive to please you every day [ExU * Importunity. » Shalt sorre MEASURE FOR MEASURE. PERSONS REPRESENTED. Vixcentio, Duke of Vienna. Axoelo, Lord Deputy in the Duke's absence. EscALus, more of you. • Dupojed, sworn. * Constable or Clown. • For cannibal. Froth. I thank your worship: for mine own part, I never come into any room in a taphouse, but I am drawn in. Escal. Well ; no more of it, master Froth : fare- well. [Exit Froth.] — Come you hither to mfc master tapster ; what's your name, master tapster ] Clo. Pompey. Escal. What else 7 Clo. Bum, sir. Escal. 'Troth, and your bum is the greatest thing about you; so that, in the beastliest sense, you are Pompey the great. Pompey, you are partly a bawd, Pompey, howsoever you color it in being a tapster. Are you not 7 come, tell me true ; it shall be the better for you. Clo. Truly, sir, I am a poor fellow, that would live. Escal. How would you live, Pompey 7 by being a bawd 7 What do you think of the trade, Pom- pey 7 is it a lawful trade 7 Clo. If the. law would allow it, sir. Escal. But the law will not allow it, Pompey; nor it shall not be allowed in Vienna. Clo. Does your worship mean to geld and spay all the youth in the city 7 Escal. No, Pompey. Clo., Truly, sir, in my poor opinion, they will to 't then : if your worship will take order 6 for the drabs and the knaves, you need not to fear the bawds. Escal. There are pretty orders beginning, I can tell you : it is but heading and hanging. Clo. If you head and hang all that offend that way but for ten year together, you'll be glad t« give out a commission for more heads. If this law hold in Vienna ten year, I'll rent the fairest house in it, after three pence a day : if you live to see this come to pass, say Pompey told you so. Escal. Thank you, good Pompey : and, in re- quital of your prophecy, hark you, — I advise you, let me not find you before me again upon any com- plaint whatsoever, no, not for dwelling where you do: if I do, Pompey, I shall beat you to your tent, and prove a shrewd CsEsar to you ; in plain deal- ing, Pompey, I shall have you whipt : so for this time, Pompey, fare you well. Clo. I thank your worship for your good coun- sel ; but I shall follow it, as the flesh and fortune shall better determine. Whip me ! No, no ; let carman whip his jade ; The valiant heart's not whipt out of his trade. [Exit. Escal. Come hither to me, master Elbow ; come hither, master Constable. How long have you been in this place of constable 7 Elb. Seven years and a half, sir. Escal. I thought, by your readiness in the office, you had continued in it some time: You say, seven years together 7 Elb. And a half, sir. Escal. Alas ! it hath been great pains to you ! They do you wrong to put you so oft upon 't : Ar» there not men in your ward sufficient to serve it ? Elb. Faith, sir, few of any wit in such matters; as they are chosen, they are glad to choose me for them ; I do it for some piece of money, und go through with all. Escal. Look you, bring me in the names of some six or seven of the most sufficient of your parish. Elb. To your worship's house, sir] Escal. To my house: Fare you well. [Exit Elbow.] What's o'clock, think you 7 • Measures. ScEN'K It. MEASURE FOR MEASURE. 91 Just. Eleven, sir. Escal. I pray you home to dinner with me. Just. I humbly thank you. Escal. It grieves me for the death of Claudio ; But there 's no remedy. Just. Lord Angelo is severe. Escal. It is but needful : Mercy is not itself that oft looks so, Pardon is still the nurse of second woe. But yet, poor Claudio ! — There's no remedy. Come, sir. [Exit. SCENE II. — Another Room in the same. Enter Provost and a Servant. Serv. He's hearing of a cause; he will come straight. I'll tell him of you. Prov. Pray you, do. [Exit Servant.] I'll know His pleasure ; may be, he will relent: Alas, He hath but as offended in a dream ! All sects, all ages, smack of this vice; and he To die for it ! Enter Angelo. Ang. Now, what's the matter, Provost] Prov. Is it your will Claudio shall die to-mor- row 1 Ang. Did I not tell thee, yea 7 hadst thou not order ] Why dost thou ask again] Prov. Lest I might be too rash : Under your good correction, I have seen, When, after execution, judgment hath Repented o'er his doom. Ang. Go to ; let that be mine. Do you your office, or give up your place, And you shall well be spar'd. Prov. I crave your honor's pardon. — What shall be done, sir, with the groaning Juliet 1 She's very near her hour. Ang. Dispose of her To some more fitter place ; and that with speed. Re-enter Servant. Sew. Here is the sister of the man condemn'd Desires access to you. Ang. Hath he a sister ] Prov. Ay, my good lord ; a very virtuous maid, And to be shortly of a sisterhood, If not already. Ang. Well, let her be admitted. [Exit Servant. See you, the fornicatress be remov'd ; Let her have needful, but not lavish, means ; There shall be order for it. Enter Lucio and Isabella. Prov. Save your honor ! [ Offering to retire. Ang. Stay a little while. — [To Isab.] You are welcome: What's your will] Isab. I am a woeful suitor to your honor : Please but your honor hear me. Ang. Well ; what's your suit 1 Isab. There is a vice that most I do abhor, And most desire should meet the blow of justice ; For which I would not plead, but that I must; For which I must not plead, but that I am \t war, 'twixt will, and will not. Ang. Well ; the matter ] Isab. I have a brother is condemned to die : [ do beseech you, let it be his fault, And not my brother. Prov. Heaven give thee moving graces ! Ang. Condemn the fault and not the actor of it' Why, every fault's condemned, ere it be done: Mine were the very cipher of a function, To fine the faults, whose fine stands in record, And let go by the actor. Isab. O just, but severe .aw ! I had a brother then. — Heaven keep your honor ! [Retiring Lucio. [To Isab.] Give't not o'er so: to him again, intrcat him; Kneel down before him, hang upon his gown ; You are too cold : if you should need a pin, You could not with more tame a tongue desire it To him, I say. Isab. Must he needs die ] Ang. Maiden, no remedy. Isab. Yes ; I do think that you might pardon him, And neither heaven, nor man, grieve at the mercy. Ang. I will not do't. Isab. But can you, if you would i Ang. Look, what I will not, that I cannot do. Isab. But might you do't, and do the world no wrong] If so, your heart were touch'd with that remorse As mine is to him. Ang. He's sentenced : 'tis too late. Lucio. You are too cold. [To Isabella. Isab. Too late ] why, no ; I, that do speak a word, May call it back again : Well believe this, No ceremony that to great ones 'longs, Not the king's crown, nor the deputed swoid, The marshal's truncheon, nor the judge's robe, Become them with one half so good a grace, As mercy does. If he had been as you, And you as he, you would have slipt like him; But he, like you, would not have been so stern. Ang. Pray you, begone. Isab. I would to heaven I had your potency, And you were Isabel ! should it then be thus] No; I would tell what 'twere to be a judge, And what a prisoner. Lucio. Ay, touch him : there's the vein. [Aside.. Ang. Your brother is a forfeit of the law, And you but waste your words. Isab. Alas ! alas '. Why, all the souls that were, were forfeit once ; And He that might the vantage best have took, Found out the remedy : How would you be, If He, which is the top of judgment, should But judge you as you are] O, think on that; And mercy then will breathe within your lips, Like man new made. Ang. Be you content, fair maid; It is the law, not I, condemns your brother : Were he my kinsman, brother, or my son, It should be thus with him: — he must die to-morrow. Isab. To-morrow] 0, that's sudden ! Spare him, spare him: He's not prepar'd for death! Even for our kitchens We kill the fowl of season ; shall we serve heaver. With less respect than we do minister To our gross selves ] Good, good my lord, bethink you: Who is it that hath died for this offence] There's many have committed it. Lucio. Ay, well said. Ang. The law hath not been dead, 'hough ft hath slept: Those many had not dar'd to do that evd. If the first man that did the edict infringe. Had answer'd for his deed : now, ''is awake ; Takes note of what is done ; and, like a prophet Looks in a glass, that shows what future evils 92 MEASURE FOR MEASURE. AcxiJ (Either now, or by remissness new-conceiv'd, And so in progress to be hatch'd and born) Are now to have no successive degrees, But, where they live, to end. Isab. Yet show some pity. Ang. I show it most of all, when I show justice; r'or then I pity those I do not know, Which a dismiss'd offence would after gall; And do him right, that answering one foul wrong, Lives not to act another. Be satisfied; Your brother dies to-morrow: be content. Isab. So you must be the first that gives this sen- tence ; And he, that suffers: O, it is excellent To have a giant's strength ; but it is tyrannous To use it like a giant. Lucio. That's well said. Isab. Could great men thunder As Jove himself does, Jove would ne'er be quiet, For every pelting, 7 petty officer, Would use his heaven for thunder ; nothing but thunder. — Merciful heaven ! Thou rather, with thy sharp and sulphurous bolt, Split'st the unwcdgeable and gnarled 8 oak, Than the soft myrtle; — 0, but man, proud man ! Drest in a little brief authority, Most ignorant of what he's most assur'd, His glassy essence, — like an angry ape, Plays such fantastic tricks before high heaven, As make the angels weep : who, with our spleens, Would all themselves laugh mortal. Luc. O, to him, to him, wench: he will relent; He's coming, I perceive't. Prov. Pray heaven, she win him ! Isab. We cannot weigh our brother with ourself: Great men may jest with saints: 'tis wit in them ; But, in the less, foul profanation. Lucio. Thou'rt in the right, girl ; more o' that. Isab. That in the captain's but a choleric word, Which in the soldier is flat blasphemy. Lucio. Art advis'd o' that ] more on't. Ang. Why do you put these sayings upon rne] Isab. Because authority, though it err like others, Hath yet a kind of medicine in itself, That skins the vice o' the top : Go to your bosom ; Knock there ; and ask your heart, what it doth know That's like my brother's fault : if it confess A natural guiltiness, such as is his, Let it not sound a thought upon your tongue Against my brother's life. Ang. She speaks, and 'tis Such sense, that my sense breeds with it. — Fare you well. Isab. Gentle my lord, turn back. Ang. I will bethink me: — Come again to- morrow. Isab. Hark, how I'll bribe you : Good my lord, turn back. Ang. How, bribe me] Isab. Ay, with such gifts, that heaven shall share with you. Lucio. You had marr'd all else. Isab. Not with fond shekels of the tested' gold Or stones, whose rates are either rich or poor, As fancy values them : but with true prayers, That shall be up at heaven, and enter there, Ere sun-rise; prayers from preserved 1 souls, From fasting maids, whose minds are dedicate To nothing temporal. * Paltry. • Knotted. » Stamped. < Vrflserred from the corruption of the world Ang. Well: come to me To-morrow. Lucio. Go to ; it is well; away. [Aside io Ism Isab. Heaven keep your honor safe ! Ang. Amen : fo* - 1 Am that way going to temptation, [Aside. Where prayers cross. Isab. At what hour to-morrow Shall I attend your lordship 1 Ang. At any time 'fore-noon Isab. Save your honor ! [Exeunt Lucio, Isabella, and Provort Ang. From thee ; even from thy virtue ! — What's this 1 what's this ] Is this her fault or mine'. The tempter, or the tempted, who sins most"! ha! Not she; nor doth she tempt: but it is I, That lying by the violet, in the sun, Do, as the carrion does, not as the flower, Corrupt with virtuous season. Can it be, That modesty may more betray our sense Than woman's lightness] Having waste ground enough, Shall we desire to raze the sanctuary, And pitch our evils there ] O, fye, fye, fye ! What dost thou] or what art thou, Angelo] Dost thou desire her foully, for those things That make her good] 0, let her brother live: Thieves for their robbery have authority, When judges steal themselves. What ] do I love her, That I desire to hear Jger speak again, And feast upon her eyes ] What is't I dream on ] cunning enemy, that to catch a saint, With saints dost bait thy hook ! Most dangerous Is that temptation, that doth goad us on To sin in loving virtue ; never could the strumpet With all her double vigor, art, and nature, Once stir my temper ; but this virtuous maid Subdues me quite ; — Ever, till now, When men were fond, I smil'd, and wonder'd how. [Exit. SCENE III.— A Room in a Prison. Enter Duke, habited like a Friar, and Provost. Duke. Hail to you, provost ! so I think you are. Prov. I am the provost : What's your will, good friar ] Duke. Bound by my charity, and my bless'd order, 1 come to visit the afflicted spirits Here in the prison : do me the common right To let me see them ; and to make me know The nature of their crimes, that I may minister To them accordingly. Prov. I would do more than that, if more were needful. Enter Juliet. Look, here comes one ; a gentlewoman of mine, Who, falling in the flames of her own youth, Hath blister'dher report: She is with child; And he that got. it, sentenced: a young man More fit to do another such offence, Than die for this. Duke. When must he die ? Prov. As I do think, to-morrow. — ■ I have provided for yc u ; stay awhile, [To Juliet. And you shall be conducted. Duke. Repent you, fair one, of the sin you carry] Juliet. I do; and bear the shame most patiently. Duke. I'll teach you how you shall arraign vo *> conscience, And try your penitence, if it be sound. Or hollowly put on. Scene IV. MEASURE FOR MEASURE. 93 Juliet. I'll gladly learn. Duke. Love you the man that wrong'd you? Juliet. Yes, as I love the woman that wrong'd him. Duke. So then, it seems, your most offenceful act Was mutually committed'? Juliet. Mutually. Duke. Then was your sin of heavier kind than his. Juliet. I do confess it, and repent it, father. Duke. 'Tis meet so, daughter: But lest you do repent, As that the sin hath brought you to this shame, — Which sorrow is always toward ourselves, not heaven ; Showing, we'd not spare heaven, as we love it, But as we stand in fear. Juliet. I do repent me, as it is an evil; And take the shame with joy. Duke. There rest. Your partner, as I hear, must die to-morrow, And I am going with instruction to him. — Grace go with you ! Benedicite.' [Exit. Juliet. Must die to-morrow ! 0, injurious love, That respites me a life, whose very comfort Is still a dying horror ! Prov. 'Tis pity of him. [Exeunt. SCENE IV.— A Room in Angelo's House. Enter Angel*. Ang. When I would pray and think, I think and pray To several subjects : heaven hath my empty words ; Whilst my invention, hearing not my tongue, Anchors on Isabel: Heaven in my mouth, As if I did but only chew his name; And in my heart, the strong and swelling evil Of my conception : The state, whereon I studied, Is like a good thing, being often read, Grown fear'd and tedious ; yea, my gravity, Wherein (let no man hear me) I take pride, Could I, with boot, 2 change for an idle plume, Which the air beats for vain. O place ! O form ! How often dost thou with thy case, thy habit, Wrench awe from fools, and tie the wiser souls To thy false seeming? Blood, thou still art blood: Let's write good angel on the devil's horn, 'Tis not the devii's crest. Enter Servant. How now, who's there ? Serv. One Isabel, a sister, Desires access to you. An g. Teach her the way. [Exit Serv. heavens! Why does my blood thus muster to my heart; Making both it unable for itself, And dispossessing all the other parts Of necessary fitness? So play the foolish throngs with one that swoons ; Come all to help him, and so stop the air By which he should revive : and even so The general, 3 subject to a well-wish'd king, Quit their own part, and in obsequious fondness Crowd to his presence, where their untaught love Must needs appear offence. Enter Isabella. How now, fair maid? Isab. I am come to know your pleasure. Ang. That you might know it, would much better please me, Than to demand what 'tis. Your brother cannot live. Lab. Even so ? — Heaven keep your honor ! [Retiring. * t'reflt » The people. Ang. Yet may he live a while ; and, it may be As long as you or I : Yet he must die. Isab. Under your sentence ? Ang. Yea. Isab. When, I beseech you ? that in his reprieve, Longer, or shorter, he may be so fitted, That his soul sicken not. Ang. Ha ! fye, these filthy vices ! It were as good To pardon him, that hath from nature stolen A man already made, as to remit Their saucy sweetness, that do coin heaven's image, In stamps that are forbid : 'tis all as easy Falsely to take away a life true made, As to put mettle in restrained means, To make a false one. Isab. 'Tis set down so in heaven, but not in earth. A?ig. Say you so ? then I shall pose you quickly. Which had you rather, that the most just law Now took your brother's life ; or, to redeem him, Give up your body to such sweet uncleanness, As she that he hath stained? Isab. Sir, believe this, I had rather give my body than my soul. Ang. I talk not of your soul ; our compell'd sins Stand more for number than accompt. Isab. How say you ? Aug. Nay I'll not warrant that; for I can speak Against the thing I say. Answer to this ; — I, now the voice of the recorded law, Pronounce a sentence on your brother's life: Might there not be a charity in sin, To save this brother's life ? Isab. Please you to do 't, I'll take it as a peril to my soul, It is no sin at all, but charity. Ang. Pleas'd you to do 't, at peril of your soul, Were equal poise of sin and charity. Isab. That I do beg his life, if it be sin, Heaven, let me bear it! you granting of my suit, If that be sin, I'll make it my morn prayer To have it added to the faults of mine, And nothing of your answer. Ang. Nay, but hear me : Your sense pursues not mine : either you are igno- rant, Or seem so, craftily ; and that's not good. Isab. Let me be ignorant, and in nothing good, But graciously to know I am no better. Ang. Thus wisdom wishes to appear most bright, When it doth tax itself: as these black masks Proclaim an enshield' beauty ten times louder Than beauty could displayed. — But mark me , To be received plain, I'll speak more gross : Your brother is to die. Isab. So. Ang. And his offence is so, as it appears Accountant to the law upon that pain. Isab. True. Ang. Admit no other way to save his life, (As I subscribe not that, nor any other, But in the loss of question,) that you, his sister, Finding yourself desir'd of such a person, Whose credit with the judge, or own great place, Could fetch your brother from the manacles Of the all-binding law ; and that there were No earthly mean to save him, but that either You must lay down the treasures of your body To this supposed, or else let him suffer; What would you do ? Isab. As much for my poor brother as mynell , That is, were I under the terms oi cieatn, The impression of keen whips I'd wear as rubiea * Covered. 94 MEASURE FOR MEASURE. Act III. And strip myself to death, as to a bed That longing I have been sick for, ere I'd yield My body up to shame. Ang. Then must your brother die. Isab. And 'twere the cheaper way : Better it were, a brother died at once, Than that a sister, by redeeming him, Should die for ever. A ng. Were not you then as cruel as the sentence That you have slander'd so 1 Isab. Ignomy in ransom, and free pardon, Are of two houses: lawful mercy is Nothing akin to foul redemption. Aug. You seem'd of late to make the law a tyrant; And rather prov'd the sliding of your brother A merriment than a vice. Isab. O, pardon me, my lord ; it oft falls out, To have what we'd have, we speak not what we mean : I something do excuse the thing I hate, For his advantage that I dearly love. Ang. We are all frail. Isab. Else let my brother die, If not a feodary, 5 but only he, Owe, 6 and succeed by weakness. Ang. Nay, women are frail too. T sab. Ay, as the glasses where they view them- selves ; Which are as easy broke as they make forms. Women ! — Help heaven ! men their creation mar In profiting by them. Nay, call us ten times frail; For we are soft as our complexions are, And credulous to false prints. 1 Ang. I think it well : And from this testimony of your own sex, (Since, I suppose, we are made to be no stronger Than faults may shake our frames,) let mebe bold; I do arrest your words ; be that you are, That is, a woman ; if you be more, you're none ; If you be one, (as you are well express'd 3y all external warrants,) show it now, By putting on the destin'd livery. Isab. I have no tongue but one: gentle rny lord, Let me entreat you, speak the former language. Ans;. Plainly conceive, I love you. Tsab. My brother did love Juliet ; and you tell me That he shall die for it. Ang. He shall not, Isabel, if you give me love. Isab. I know your virtue hath a licence in 't, Which seems a little fouler than it is, To pluck on others. Ang. Believe me, on mine honor, My words express my purpose. Isab. Ha! little honor to be much believ'd, And most pernicious purpose ! — Seeming, seeming! I will proclaim thee, Angelo ; look for 't : Sign me a present pardon for my brother, Or, with an outstretch'd throat, I'll tell the world Aloud, what man thou art. Ang. Who will believe thee, Isabel ? My unsoil'd name, the austereness of my life, My vouch against you, and my place i' the state, Will so your accusation overweigh, That you shall stifle in your own report, And smell of calumny. I have begun ; And now I give my sensual race the rein : Fit thy consent to my sharp appetite ; Lay by all nicety, and prolixious 8 blushes, That banish what they sue for ; redeem thy brothei By yielding up thy body to my will ; Or else he must not only die the death. But thy unkindness shall his death draw out To lingering sufferance: answer me to-morrow, Or, by the affection that now guides me most, I'll prove a tyrant to him : As for you, Say what you can, my false o'erweighs your true. [Exit. Isab. To whom shall I complain 1 Did I tell this, Who would believe me 1 perilous mouths, That bear in them one and the self-same tongue, Either of condemnation or approof ! Bidding the law make court' sy to their will; Hooking both right and wrong to the appetite, To follow as it draws! I'll to my brother: Though he hath fallen by prompture of tl,e blood, Yet hath he in him such a mind of honor, That had he twenty heads to tender down On twenty bloody blocks, he'd yield them up, Before his sister should her body stoop To such abhorr'd pollution. Then Isabel, live chaste, and, brother, die . More than our brother is our chastity. I'll tell him yet of Angelo'e request, And fit his mind to death, for his soul's rest. [Exit. ACT III. SCENE I. — A Room in the Prison. Enter Duke, Claudio, and Provost. Duke. So, then you hope of pardon from lord Angelo 1 Claud. The miserable have no other medicine, But only hope: I have hope to live, and am prepar'd to die. Duke. Be absolute for death : either death, or life, Shall thereby be the sweeter. Reason thus with life, — If I do lose thee, I do lose a thing That none but fools would keep : a breath thou art, (Servile to all the skiey influences,) That dost this habitation, where thou keep'st, Hourly afflict: merely, thou art death's fool ; For him thou labor'st by thy flight to shun, And yetrun'st toward him still : Thou art notnoble ; ?ur all the accommodations that thou bear'st, Are nurs'd by baseness: Thou art by no means valiant ; * Associate. • Own. ' Impressions. For thou dost fear the soft and tender fork Of a poor worm : Thy best of rest is sleep, And that thou oft provok'st ; yet grossly fear'st Thy death, which is no more. Thou art not thyself; For thou exist' st on many thousand grains That issue out of dust : Happy thou art not ; For what thou hast not, still thou striv'st to get; And what thou hast, forget'st : Thou art not certain; For thy complexion shifts to strange effects, 9 After the moon : If thou art rich, thou art poor ; For, like an ass, whose back with ingots bows, Thou bear'st thy heavy riches bul a journey, And death unloads thee : Friend hast thou none . For thine own bowels, which do iall thee sire, The mere effusion of thy proper loins, Do curse the gout, serpigo, 1 and the rheum, For ending thee no sooner: Thou hast nor youth. nor age ; But, as it were, an after-dinner's sleep, » Reluctant. • Affocts, affections. « Leprous eruptions. Scene I MEASURE FOR MEASURE. 95 Dreaming on both : for all thy blessed youth Becomes as aged, and doth beg the alms Of palsied eld; and when thou art old and rich, Thou hast neither heat, affection, limb, nor beauty, To make thy riches pleasant. What's yet in this, That bears the name of life ? Yet in this life Lie hid more thousand deaths : yet death we fear, i'hat makes these odds all even. Claud. I humbly thank you. To sue to live, I find, I seek to die ; And seeking death, find life : Let it come on. Enter Isabella. Isab. What, ho ! Peace here ; grace and good company ! Prov. Who's there? come in: the wish deserves a welcome. Duke. Dear sir, ere long I'll visit you again. Claud. Most holy sir, I thank you. Isab. My business is a word or two with Claudio. Prov. And very welcome. Look, signior, here's your sister. Duke. Provost, a word with you. Prov. As many as you please. Duke. Bring them to speak, where I may be conceal'd, Yet hear them. [Exeunt Duke and Provost. Claud. Now, sister, what's the comfort ? Isab. Why, as all comforts are ; most good indeed: Lord Angelo, having affairs to heaven. Intends you for his swift ambassador. Where you shall be an everlasting lieger : a Therefore your best appointment make with speed ; To-morrow you set on. Claud. Is there no remedy ? Isab. None, but such a remedy, as to save a head, To cleave a heart in twain. Claud. But is there any ? Isab. Yes, brother, you may live ; There is a devilish mercy in the judge, If you'll implore it, that will free your life, But fetter you till death. Claud. Perpetual durance ? Isab. Ay, just, perpetual durance ; a restraint, Though all the world's vastidity you had, To a determined scope. Claud. But in what nature ? Isab. In such a one as (you consenting to 't) Would hark your honor from that trunk you bear, And leave you naked. Claud. Let me know the point. Isab. O, I do fear thee, Claudio ; and I quake, Lest thou a feverous life shouldst entertain, And six or seven winters more respect Than a perpetual honor. Dar'st thou die ? The sense of death is most in apprehension ; And the poor beetle that we tread upon, In corporal sufferance finds a pang as great As when a giant dies. Claud. Why give you me this shame ? Think you I can a resolution fetch From flowery tenderness ? If I must die, I will encounter darkness as a bride, And hug it in mine arms. Isab. There spake my brother; there my father's gr&ve Did utter forth a voice ! Yes, thou must die : Thou art too noble to conserve a life In base appliances. This outward-sainted deputy, — Whose settled visage and deliberate word Nips youth 'i the head, and follies doth enmew, 4s falcon doth the fowl, — is yet a devil ; * Resident. His filth within being cast, he would appear A pond as deep as hell. Claud. The princely Angeic '. Isab. O, 'tis the cunning livery of hell, The vilest body to invest and cover In princely guards! Dost thou think, Clai iio, If I would yield him my virginity, Thou might' st be freed ? Claud. O, heavens! It cannot be. Isab. Yes, he would give it thee, from this rank offence, So to offend him still : This night's the time, That I should do what I abhor to name, Or else thou diest to-morrow. Claud. Thou shalt not do'l. Isab. O, were it but my life, I'd throw it down for your deliverance As frankly as a pin. Claud. Thanks, dear Isabel. Isab. Be ready, Claudio, for your death to-morrow. Claud. Yes. — Has he affections in him, That thus can make him bite the law by the nose, When he would force it? Sure it is no sin; Or of the deadly seven it is the least. Isab. Which is the least? Claud. If it were damnable, he, being so wise, Why, would he for the momentary trick Be perdurably fin'd ? — O Isabel! Isab. What says my brother? Claud. Death is a fearful thing. Isab. And shamed life a hateful. Claud. Ay, but to die, and go we know not where; To lie in cold obstruction, and to rot: This sensible warm motion to become A kneaded clod ; and the delighted spirit To bathe in fiery floods, or to reside In thrilling regions of thick ribbed ice ; To be imprison'd in the viewless winds, And blown with restless violence round about The pendent world ; or to be worse than wok Of those, that lawless and incertain thoughts Imagine howling ! — 'tis too horrible ! The weariest and most loathed worldly lite, That age, ache, penury, and imprisonment Can lay on nature, is a paradise To what we fear of death. Isab. Alas ! alas! Claud. Sweet sister, let me live : What sin you do to save a brother's life, Nature dispenses with the deed so far, That it becomes a virtue. Isab. O, you beast! O, faithless coward ! 0, dishonest wretch ! Wilt thou be made a man out of my vice ? Is't not a kind of incest, to take life From thine own sister's shame? What should think? Heaven shield, my mother play'd my father fail For such a warped slip of wilderness Ne'er issu'd from his blood. Take my defiance . Die; perish! might but my bending down Reprieve thee from thy fate, it should proceed : I'll pray a thousand prayers for thy death, No word to save thee. Claud. Nay, hear me, Isabel. Isab. O, fye, rye, fye Thy sin's not accidental, but a trade: Mercy to thee would prove itself a bawd ; 'Tis best that thou diest quickly. [Going Claud. O hear me, Isabel!* Re-en'ter Duke. Duke. Vouchsafe a word, young sister but on* word. 96 MEASURE FOR MEASURE. Act III Isab. What is your will 1 Duke. Might you dispense with your leisure, I would by and by have some speech with you : the satisfaction I would require, is likewise your own oenefit. Isab. I have no superfluous leisure; my stay must be stolen out of other affairs ; but I will attend you awhile. Duke. [To Claudio, aside.'] Son, I have over- heard what hath passed between you and your sister. Angelo had never the purpose to corrupt her ; only he hath made an essay of her virtue, to practise his judgment with the disposition of natures ; she, having the truth of honor in her, hath made him that gracious denial which he is most glad to receive: I am confessor to Angelo, and I know this to be true; therefore prepare yourself to death: Do not satisfy your resolution with hopes that are fallible : to-morrow you must die; go to your knees, and make ready. Claud. Let me ask my sister pardon. I am so out of love with life, that I will sue to be rid of it. Duke. Hold you there: Farewell. [Exit Claudio. Re-enter Provost. Provost, a word with you. Prov. What's your will, father 1 Duke. That now you are come you will be gone. Leave me awhile with the maid; my mind pro- mises with my habit, no loss shall touch her by my company. Prov. In good time. [Exit Provost. Duke. The hand that hath made you fair, hath made you good: the goodness that is cheap in beauty, makes beauty brief in goodness : but grace, being the soul of your complexion, should keep the body of it ever fair. The assault that Angelo hath made to you, fortune hath convey'd to my understanding; and, but that frailty hath examples for his falling, I should wonder at Angelo. How would you do to content this substitute, and to save your brother] Isah. I am now going to resolve him: I had rather my brother die by the law, than my son should be unlawfully born. But O, how much is the good duke deceived in Angelo! If ever he return, and I can speak to him, I will open my lips in vain, or discover his government. Duke. That shall not be much amiss : Yet, as the matter now stands, he will avoid your accu- sation ; he made trial of you only. — Therefore, fasten your ear on my advisings: to the love I have in doing good, a remedy presents itself. I do make myself believe, that you may most up- righteously do a poor wronged lady a merited benefit ; redeem your brother from the angry law ; do no stain to your own gracious person; and much please the absent duke, if, peradventure, he shall ever return to have hearing of this business. Isab. Let me hear you speak further ; I have spirit to do any thing that appears not foul in the truth of my spirit. Duke. Virtue is bold, and goodness never fear- iuL Have you not heard speak of Mariana the Mstcr of Frederick, the great soldier, who miscar- ried at sea 1 Isab. I have heard of the lady, and good words went with her name. Duke. Her should this Angelo have married; was affianced to her by oath, and the nuptial appointed: between which time of the contract, and limit of the solemnity, her brother Frederick was wrecked »t sea, Uav.ng in that perished vessel the dowry of his sister. But mark, how heavily thisbefel *<) thu poor gentlewoman : there she lost a noble and re- nowned brother, in his love toward her ever most kind and natural ; with him, the portion and sinew of her fortune, her marriage-dowry ; with both, he? combinate 3 husband, tins well-seeming Angelo. Isab. Can this be so 1 Did Angelo so leave her ! Duke. Left her in her tears, and dry'd not one of them with his comfort; swallowed his vows whole pretending in her discoveries of dishonor : in few, bestowed her on her own lamentation, which she yet wears for his sake; and he, a marble to her tears, is washed with them, but relents not. Isab. What a merit were it in death, to take this poor maiden from the world ! What corrup- tion in this life, that it will let this man live! — but how out of this can she avail 1 Duke. It is a rupture that you may easily heal and the cure of it not only saves your brother, but keeps you from dishonor in doing it. Isab. Show me how, good father. Duke. This fore-named maid hath yet in her the continuance of her first affection; his unjust un- kindness, that in all reason should have quenched her love, hath, like an impediment in the current, made it more violent and unruly. Go you to Angelo; answer his requiring with a plausible obedience ; agree with his demands to the point : only refer yourself to this advantage, — first, that your slay with him may not be long; that the time may have all shadow and silence in it; and the place answer to convenience : this being granted in course, now follows all. We shall advise this wronged maid to stead up your appointment, go in your place ; if the encounter acknowledge itself hereafter, it may compel him to her recompense: and here, by tins, is your brother saved, your honor untainted, the poor Mariana advantaged, and the corrupt deputy scaled.' The maid will I frame, and make fit for his attempt. If you think well to carry this as you may, the doubleness of the benefit defends the de- ceit from reproof. What think you of it 1 Isab. The image of it gives me content already; and I trust it will grow to ajnost prosperous perfection. Duke. It lies much in your holding up : Haste you speedily to Angelo; if" for this night he entreat you to his bed, give him promise of satisfaction. I will presently to St. Luke's; there, at the moated grange, resides this dejected Mariana : At that place call upon me ; and dispatch with Angelo, that it may be quickly. Isab. I thank you for this comfort: Fare you well, good father. [Exeunt severally. SCENE II. — The Street before the Prison- Enter Duke, as a friar,- to him Elbow, Clown, and Officers. Elb. Nay, if there be no remedy of it, but that you will needs buy and sell men and women like beasts, we shall have all the world drink brown and white bastard.' Dtike. 0, heavens ! what stuff is here ? Clo. 'Twas never merry world, since, of two usuries, the merriest was put down, and the worser allow'd by order of law a furr'd gown to keep him warm ; and furr'd with fox and lamb skins too, to signify, that craft, being richer than innocency, stands for the facing. Elb. Come your way, s'u ; — Bless you, good fa- ther friar. Duke. And you, good brother f ather: Wha\ offence hath this man made you, sir? » Betrothed. * Over-reaohed. » A sweet win*. Scene II. MEASURE FOR MEASURE. 97 Elb. Marry, sir, he hath offended the law ; and, •ir, we take him to be a thief too, sir : for we have found upon him, sir, a strange pick-lock, which we have sent to the deputy. Duke. Fye, sirrah ; a bawd, a wicked bawd ! The evil that thou causest to be done, That is thy means to live: do thou but think What 'tis to cram a maw, or clothe a back, From such a filthy vice : say to thyself, — From their abominable and beastly touches I drink, I eat, array myself, and live. Canst thou believe thy living is a life, So stinkingly depending] Go, mend, go, mend. Clo. Indeed, it docs stink in some sort, sir; but yet, sir, I would prove Duke. Nay, if the devil have given thee proofs for sin, Thou wilt prove his. Take him to prison, officer; Correction and instruction must both work, Ere this rude beast will profit. Elb. He must before the deputy, sir ; he has given him warning: the deputy cannot abide a whoremaster: if he be a whoremonger, and comes before him, he were as good go a mile on his er- rand. Duke. That we were all, as some would seem to be, Free from our faults, as faults from seeming free ! Enter Lucio. Elb. His neck will come to your waist, a cord, sir. Clo. I spy comfort; I cry bail: Here's a gentle- man, and a friend of mine. Lucio. How now, noble Pompey ] What, at the heels of Csesar ? Art thou led in triumph ] What, is there none of Pygmalion's images, newly made woman, to be had now, for putting the hand in the pocket, and extracting it clutch'd] What reply? Ha] What say'st thou to this tune, matter, and method] Is't not drown'd i' the last rain] Ha? What say'st thou, trot] Is the world as it was, man ] Which is the way ] Is it sad, and few words ] Or how ] The trick of it ] Duke. Still thus, and thus ! still worse ! Lucio. How doth my dear morsel, thy mistress ] Procures she still] Ha] Clo. Troth, sir, she hath eaten up all her beef, and she is herself in the tub. 6 Lucio. Why, 'tis good ; it is the right of it ; it must be so : ever your fresh whore, and your pow- der'd bawd: an unshunn'd consequence; it must be so: art going to prison, Pornpey? Clo. Yes, faith, sir. Lucio. Why, 'lis not amiss, Pompey : Farewell : Go ; say, I sent thee thither. For debt, Pompey ? Or how ? Elb. For being a bawd, for being a bawd. Lucio. Well, then imprison him : if imprison- ment be the due of a bawd, why, 'tis his right: bawd is he, doubtless, and of antiquity too ; bawd- born. Farewell, good Pompey: commend me to the prison, Pompey : you will turn good husband now, Pompey; you will keep the house. 1 Clo. I hope, sir, vour good worship will be my bail. Lucio. No, indeed, will I not, Pompey; it is not the wear. I will pray, Pompey, to increase your bondage : if you take it not patiently, why your mettle is the more: Adieu, trusty Pompey. — Bless you, friar. Duke. And you. hucio. Docs Br.'dget paint still, Pompey? Ha? fib. Come your ways, sir ; come. * Powd wring tub. » Stay at boms Clo. You will not bail me then, sir ? Lucio. Then, Pompey ? nor now — What newt abroad, friar? What news] Elb. Come your ways, sir; come. Lucio. Go, — to kennel, Pompey, go : [Exeunt Elbow, Clown, and Officers What news, friar, of the duke ] Duke. I know none : Can you tell me of any ] Lucio. Some say, he is with the emperor of Russia; other some, he is in Rome: But where is he, think you ? Duke. I know not where : But wheresoever, 1 wish him well. Lucio. It was a mad fantastical trick of him, to steal from the state, and usurp the beggary he was never born to. Lord Angelo dukes it well in his absence ; he puts transgression to 't. Duke. Ho does well in 't. Lucio. A little more lenity to lechery would do no harm in him : something too crabbed that way, friar. Duke. It is too general a vice, and severity must cure it. Lucio. Yes, in good sooth, the vice is of a great kindred ; it is well allied : but it is impossible to extirp it quite, friar, till eating and drinking be put down. They say, this Angelo was not made by man and woman, after the downright way of crea- tion : is it true, think you ? Duke. How should he be made then] Lucio. Some report, a sea-maid spawn'd him: — Some, that he was begot between two-stock-fishes: but it is certain, that when he makes water, his urine is congeal'd ice ; that I know to be true: and he is a motion* ungencrative, that's infallible. Duke. You are pleasant, sir ; and speak apace. Lucio. Why, what a ruthless thing is this in him, for the rebellion of a cod-piece, to take away the life of a man ? Would the duke, that is absent, have done this] Ere he would have hang'd a man for the getting a hundred bastards, he would have paid for the nursing a thousand : he had some feel- ing of the sport ; he knew the service, and that in- structed him to mercy. Duke. I never heard the absent duke much detected for women ; he was not inclined that way. Lucio. 0, sir, you are deceived. Duke. 'Tis not possible. Lucio. Who] not the duke] yes, your beggar of fifty ; — and his use was, to put a ducat in her clack-dish:" the duke had crochets in him: He would be drunk too; that let me inform you. Duke. You do him wrong, surely. Lucio. Sir, I was an inward of his : a shy fellow was the duke : and I believe I know the cause of his withdrawing. Duke.' What, I pr'ythee, might be the cause 1 Lucio. No, — pardon ; — 'tis a secret must be lock'd within the teeth and the lips : but this I can let you understand, — The greater file of the sub- ject held the duke to be wise. Duke. Wise ] why, no question but he was Lucio. A very superficial, ignorant, unweighintj fellow. Duke. Either this is envy in you, folly, or mis taking ; the very stream of his life, and the business- he hath helmed,' must, upon a warranted need, give him a better proclamation. Let him be but test*- s Puppet. 9 Clack-dish: The beggars, two or three centuries age* used to proclaim their want by a wooden dish with a moveable cover, which they clacked, to show that tfcpii vessel was empty. * Guided 38 MEASURE FOR MEASURE. U'i 111 monied in his Jwn bringings forth, and he shall appear to the envious, a scholar, a statesman, and a soldier : Therefore, you speak unskilfully ; or, if your knowledge be more, it is much darken'd in your malice. Lucia. Sir, I know him, and I love him. Duke.. Love talks with better knowledge, and knowledge with dearer love. Lucio. Come, sir, I know what I know. Duke. I can hardly believe that, since you know not what you speak. But, if ever the duke return, (as our prayers are he may,) let me desire you to make your answer before him : If it be honest you have spoke, you have courage to maintain it: lam bound to call upon you : and, I pray you, your name ? Lucio. Sir, my name is Lucio, well known to the duke. Duke. He shall know you better, sir, if I may live to report you. Lucio. I fear you not. Duke. O, you hope the duke will return no more ; or you imagine me too unhurtful an opposite. But, indeed, I can do you little harm : you'll forswear this again. Lucio. I'll be hanged first : thou art deceived in me, friar. But no more of this : can'st thou tell, if Claudio die to-morrow, or no? Duke. Why should he die, sir] Lucio. Why ? for filling a bottle with a tun-dish. I would, the duke, we talk of, were return'd again : this ungenitur'd agent will unpeople the province with continency; sparrows must not build in his house-eaves, because they are lecherous. The duke yet would have dark deeds darkly answer'd; he would never bring them to light: would he were return'd! Marry, this Claudio is condemned for untrussing. Farewell, good friar : I pr'ythce pray for me. The duke, I say to thee again, would eat mutton on Fridays. He's now past it; yet, and I say to thee, he would mouth with a beggar, though she smelt brown bread and garlic: say, that I said so. Farewell. [Exit. Duke. No might nor greatness in mortality Can censure 'scape ; back-wounding calumny The whitest virtue strikes : What king so strong, Can tie the gall up in the slanderous tongue ? But who comes here ? Enter Esc alus, Provost, Bawd, and Officers. Escal. Go, away with her to prison. Bawd. Good my lord, be good to me ; your honor is accounted a merciful man : good my lord. Escal. Double and treble admonition, and still forfeit 3 in the same kind ! This would make mercy swear, and play the tyrant. Prov. A bawd of eleven years continuance, may it please your honor. Bawd. My lord, this is one Lucio's information against me: mistress Kate Keep-down was with child by him in the duke's time, he promised her marriage; his child is a year and a quarter old, come Philip and Jacob: I have kept it myself; and see how he goes about to abuse me. Escal. That fellow is a fellow of much license: — let him be called before us. — Away with her to prison: Goto; no more words. [Exeunt Bawd and Officers.] Provost, my brother Angelo will not be altered; Claudio must die to-morrow: let him be furnished with divines, and have all charitable pre- paration : if my brother wrought by my pity, it should not be so with him. » Transgress. Proi\ So please you, this friar hath been with hin\ and advised him for the entertainment of death. Escal. Good even, good father. Duke. Bliss and goodness on you ! Escal. Of whence are you? Duke. Not of this country, though my chance u now To use it for my time : I am a brother Of gracious order, late come from the see, In special business from his holiness. Escal. What news abroad i' the world ? Duke. None, but that there ib so great a fever on goodness that the dissolution of it must cure it : novelty is only in request ; and it is as dangerous to be aged in any kind of course, as it is virtuous to be constant in any undertaking. There is scarce truth enough alive, to make societies secure ; but security enough, to make fellowship accurs'd: much upon this riddle runs the wisdom of the world. This news is old enough, yet it is every day's news. I pray you, sir, of what disposition was the duke! Escal. One that, above all other strifes, con- tended especially to know himself. Duke. What pleasure was he given to? Escal. Rather rejoicing to see another merry, than merry at any thing which profess'd to make him rejoice: a gentleman of all temperance. Bui leave we him to his events, with a prayer they may prove prosperous: and let me desire to know how you find Claudio prepared. I am made to under- stand, that you have lent him visitation. Duke. He professes to have received no sinister measure from his judge, but most willingly humbles himself to the determination of justice: yet had he framed to himself, by the instruction of his frailty, many deceiving promises of life; which I, by my good leisure, have discredited to him, and now is he resolved to die. Escal. You have paid the heavens your function, and the prisoner the very debt of your calling. I have labor'd for the poor gentleman, to the ex- tremest shore of my modesty ; but my brother justice have I found so severe, that he hath forced me to tell him, he is indeed — justice. Duke. If his own life answer the straitness of his proceeding, it shall become him well ; wherein, il he chance to fail, he hath sentenced himself. Escal. I am going to visit the prisoner : Fare you well. Duke. Peace be with you ! Exeunt Escalus and Prove*t. He, who the sword of heaven would bear, Should be as holy as severe ; Pattern in himself to know, Grace to stand, and virtue go; More nor less to others paying, Than by self-offences weighing. Shame to him, whose cruel striking Kills for faults of his own liking! Twice treble shame on Angelo, To weed my vice and let his grow ! O, what may man within him hide, Though angel on the outward side ! How may likeness, made in crimes, Making practice on the times, Draw with idle spiders' strings Most pond'rous and substantial things » Craft against vice I must apply : With Angelo to-night shall lie His old betrothed, but despis'd ; So disguise shall, by the disguis'd, Pay with falsehood false exacting, And perform an r'«d contracting. [Exit SCF.NF. II. MEASURE FOR MEASJRE. 99 ACT IY. SCENE I — A Room in Mariana's House. Mariana discovered sifting,- a Boy si?iging. SONG. Take, oh take those lips away, That so sweetly were forsworn; And those eyes, the break of day, Lights that do mis/cad the morn,- But my kisses bring again, bring again, Seals of love, but seaVd in vain, sea I'd in vain. Mari. Break off thy song, and haste thee quick away ; Here comes a man of comfort, whose advice Hath often still'd my brawling discontent. — [Exit Boy. Enter Duke. I cry you mercy, sir; and well could wish You had not found me here so musical : Let me excuse me, and believe me so, — My mirth it much displeas'd, but pleas'd my woe. Duke. 'Tis good : though music oft hath such a charm, To make bad good, and good provoke to harm. I pray you, tell me, hath any body enquired for me here to-day 1 much upon tlus time have I promis'd here to meet. Mari. You have not been inquired after: I have sat here all day. Enter Isabella. Duke. I do constantly believe you : — The time is come even now. I shall crave your forbearance a little : may be, I will call upon you anon, for some advantage to yourself. Mari. I am always bound to you. [Exit. Duke. Very well met, and welcome. What is the news from this good deputy 7 Isab. He hath a garden circummur'd 3 with brick, Whose western side is with a vineyard back'd ; And to that vineyard is a planched ' gate, That makes his opening with this bigger key : This other doth command a little door. Which from the vineyard to the garden leads ; There have I made my pnmise to call on him, Upon the heavy middle of the night. Duke. But shall you on your knowledge find this way ? Isab. I have ta'en a due and wary note upon 't ; With whispering and most guilty diligence, In action all of precept, he did show me The way twice o'er. Duke. Are there no other tokens Between you 'greed, concerning her observance 7 Isab. No, none, but only a repair i' the dark ; And that I have possess'd him, my most stay Can be but brief: for I have made him know, I have a servant comes with me along, That stays upon mc ; whose persuasion is, [ come about my brother. Duke. 'Tis well borne up. I have not yet made known to Mariana A word of this : — What ho ! within ! come forth ! « Wft'.led round. * Planked, urooden. Re-enter Mariana. I P ra y y°u» be acquainted with this maid ; She comes to do you good. Isab. I do desire the like. Duke. Do you persuade yourself that I respect you 1 Mari. Good friar, I know you do; and have found it. Duke. Take then this your companion by the hand, Who hath a story ready for your ear : I shall attend your leisure ; but make haste ; The vaporous night approaches. Mari. Will 't please you walk aside ? [Exeunt Mariana and Isabella. Duke. O place and greatness, millions of false eyes Are stuck upon thee ! volumes of report Run with these false and most contrarious quests Upon thy doings! thousand 'scapes 6 of wit Make thee the father of their idle dream, And rack thee in their fancies \ — Welcome ! How agreed 1 Re-enter Mariana, and Isabella. Isab. She'll take the enterprise upon her, fa their, If you advise it. Duke. It is not my consent, But my intreaty too. Isab. Little have you to say, When you depart from him, but soft and low, Remember now my brother. Mari. Fear me not. Duke. Nor, gentle daughter, fear you not at all • He is your husband on a pro-contract: To bring you thus together, 'tis no sin ; Sith that the justice of your title to him Doth flourish 1 the deceit. Come, let us go ; Our corn's to reap, for yet our tithe's 3 to sow. [Exeunt SCENE II. — ^4 Room in the Prison. Enter Provost and Clown. Prov. Come hither, sirrah: Can you cut off a man's head? Clo. If the man be a batchelor, sir, I can : but ii he be a married man, he is his wife's head, and I can never cut off a woman's head ? Prov. Come, sir, leave me your snatches, and yield me a direct answer. To-morrow morning are to die Claudio and Barnardine : here is in our pri- son a common executioner, who in his office lacks a helper : if you will take it on you to assist him, it shall redeem you from your gyves ; 9 if not, you shall have your full time of imprisonment, and y-our deliverance with an unpitied whipping; for vou have been a notorious bawd. Clo. Sir, I have been an unlawful bawd, time out of mind ; but yet I will be content to be a lawful hangman. I would be glad to receive some instruc- tion from my fellow-partner. Prov. What ho, Abhorson ! Where's A bhorson. there 1 Enter Abhorson. Abhor. Do you call, sir? » Inquisitions, inquiries. • SalUe*. ' Gild, or varnish over. s Tilth, land prepared for sowing. s Fetters. io: MEASURE FOR MEASURE. Act IV Prov. Sirrah, here's a fellow will help you to- morrow in your execution : If you think it meet, compound with him by the year, and let him abide here with you 1 if not, use him for the present, and dismiss him : he cannot plead his estimation with you ; he hath been a bawd. Abhor. A bawd, sir 1 Fye upon him, he will dis- credit our mystery. 1 Prov. Go to, sir; you weigh equally; a feather will turn the scale. [Exit. Clo. Pray, sir, by your good favor, (for, surely, sir, a good favor you have, but that you have a hanging look,) do you call, sir, your occupation a mystery 1 Abhor. Ay, sir; a mystery. Clo. Painting, sir, I have heard say, is a mys- tery ; and your whores, sir, being members of my occupation, using painting, do prove my occupa- tion a mystery: but what mystery there should be in hanging, if I should be hanged, I cannot imagine. Abhor. Sir, it is a mystery. Clo. Proof. Abhor. Every true man's apparel fits your thief: if it be too little for your thief, your true man thinks it big enough; if it be too big for your thief, your thief thinks it little enough : so every true man's apparel fits your thief. Re-enter Provost. Prov. Are you agreed? Clo. Sir, I will serve him ; for I do find, your hangman is a more peniterjt trade than your bawd ; he doth oftener ask forgiveness. Prov. You, sirrah, provide your block and your axe, to-morrow, four o'clock. Abhor. Come on, bawd; I will instruct thee in my trade , follow. Clo. I do desire to learn, sir ; and, I hope, if you have occasion to use me for your own turn, you shall find me yare : a for truly, sir, lor your kindness, I owe you a good turn. Prov. Call hither Barnardine and Claudio : [Exeunt Clown and Abhohson. One has my pity ; not a jot the other, Being a murderer, though he were my brother. Enter Claudio. Look, here's the warrant, Claudio, for thy death : 'Tis now dead midnight, and by eight to-morrow rhou must be made immortal. Where's Barnardine? Claud. As fast lock'd up in sleep, as guiltless labor When it lies starkly in the traveller's bones : He will not wake. Prov. Who can do good on him 1 Well, go, prepare yourself. B ut hark, what noise ? [Knocking within. Heaven give your spirits comfort ! [Exit Claudio. By and by: — I hope it is some pardon or reprieve, For the most gentle Claudio. — Welcome, father. Enter Duke. Duke. The best and wholesomest spirits of the night Envelope you, good provost! Who call'd here of late] Prov. None, since the curfew rung. Duke. Not Isabel] Prov. No. Duke. They will then, ere't be long. Prov. What comfort is for Claudio] •~)uke. There's some in hope. Prtm. It is a bitter deputy. ' Trade. 2 Readv Duke. Not so, not so , his life is parallel'd Even with the stroke and line of his great justice; He doth with holy abstinence subdue That in himself, which he spurs on his power To qualify in others: were he meal'd 3 With that which he corrects, then were he tyrannous; But this being so, he's just. — Now are they come. [Knocking within. — Provost goes out. This is a gentle provost: Seldom, when The steeled gaoler is the friend of men. — How now ] what noise '? That spirit's possess'd with haste, That wounds the unsisting postern with these strokes. Provost returns, speaking to one at the door. Prov. There he must stay until the officer Arise to Let him in; he is call'd up. Duke. Have you no countermand for Claudio yet, But he must die to-morrow ] Prov. None sir, none. Duke. As near the dawning, provost, as it is, You shall hear more ere morning. Prov. Happily, 4 You something know ; yet, I believe, there comes No countermand; no such example have we: Besides, upon the veiy siege* of justice, Lord Angclo hath to the public ear Profess'd the contrary. Enter a Messenger. Duke. This is his lordship's man. Prov. And here comes Claudio's pardon. Mess. My lord hath sent you this note ; and bj me this further charge, that you swerve not from the smallest article of it, neither in time, matter, or other circumstance. Good morrow; for, as I take it, it is almost day. Prov. I shall obey him. [Exit Messenger. Duke. This is his pardon ; purchas'd by such sin, [Aside. For which the pardoner himself is in : Hence hath offence his quick celerity, When it is borne in high authority : When vice makes mercy, mercy's so extended, That for the fault's love, is the offender friended. — Now, sir, what news ? Prov. I told you : Lord Angelo, belike, thinking me remiss in mine office, awakens me with this un- wonted putting on: methinks, strangely; for he hath not used it before. Duke. Pray you, let's hear. Prov. [Reads.] Whatsoever you may hear to the contrary, let Claudio be executed by four of the clock: and, in the afternoon, Barnardine: for my better satisfaction, let me have Claudio's heud sent me by five. Let, this be duly performed: with a thought, that more depends on it than we must yet deliver. Thus fail not to do your office, as you will answer it ut your peril. What say you to this, sir ] Duke. What is that Barnardine, who is to be executed in the afternoon ] Prov. A Bohemian born ; but here nursed up and bred : one that is a prisoner nine years old. 6 Duke. How came it. that the absent duke had not either delivered him to his liberty, or executed him ] I have heard, it was ever his manner to do so. Prov. His friends still wrought reprieves for him : And, indeed, his fact, till now in the government of lord Angelo, came not to an undoubtful prjof. Duke. Is it now apparent] * Defiled. « Perhaps. * Seat « Nine years in prison. Scene III. MEASURE FOR MEASURE. 10 Prov. Most manifest, and not denied by himself. Duke. Hath he borne himself penitently in prison] How seems he to be touch'd ? Prov. A man that apprehends death no more, dreadfully, but as a drunken sleep; careless, reek- less, and fearless of what's past, present, or to come ; insensible of mortality, and desperately mortal. Duke. He wants advice. Prov. He will hear none : he hath evermore had the liberty of the prison ; give him leave to escape hence, he would not; drunk many times a day, if not many days entirely drunk. We have very often awaked him, as if to carry him to execution, and showed him a seeming warrant for it ; it hath not moved him at all. Duke. More of him anon. There is written in your brow, provost, honesty and constancy : if I read it not truly, my ancient skill beguiles me ; but in the boldness of my cunning, I will lay myself in hazard. Claudio, whom here you have a warrant to execute, is no greater forfeit to the law than Angelo who hath sentenced him : To make you understand this in a manifested effect, I crave but four days' respite ; for the which you are to do me both a present and a dangerous courtesy. Prov. Pray, sir, in what 1 Duke. In the delaying death. Prov. Alack ! how may I do it — having the hour limited ; and an express command, under penalty, to deliver his head in the view of Angelo 1 I may make my case as Claudio's, to cross this in the smallest. Duke. By the vow of mine Order, I warrant you, if my instructions may be your guide. Let this Barnardine be this morning executed, and his head borne to Angelo. Prov. Angelo hath seen them both, and will dis- cover the favor. 1 Duke. 0, death's a great disguiser: and you may add to it. Shave the head, and tie the beard ; and say, it was the desire of the penitent to be so bared before his death: you know, the course is common. If any thing fall to you upon this, more than thanks and good fortune, by the saint whom I profess, I will plead against it with my life. Prov. Pardon me, good father ; it is against my oath. Duke. Were you sworn to the duke, or to the deputy 1 Prov. To him, and to his substitutes. Duke. You will think you have made no offence, if the duke avouch the justice of your dealing"? Prov. But what likelihood is in that? Duke. Not a resemblance, but a certainty. Yet since I see you fearful, that neither my coat, in- tegrity, nor my persuasion, can with ease attempt you, I will go further than I meant, to pluck all fears out of you. Look you, sir, here is the hand and seal of the duke. You know the character, I doubt not ; and the signet is not strange to you. Prov. I know them both. Duke. The contents of this is the return of the duke ; you shall anon over-read it at your pleasure ; where you shall find, within these two days he will be here. This is a thing that Angelo knows not; for he this very day receives letters of strange tenor : perchance, of the duke's death; perchance, entering into some monastery ; but, by chance, nothing of what is writ. Look, the unfolding star calls up the shepherd : put not yourself into amazement, how these things should be ; all difficulties are but easy when they are known. Call your executioner, and ' CountenaP"" off with Barnardine's head: I will (■,/ e him a pre- sent shrift, and advise him for 3 jelter place. Yel you are amazed ; but this shah absolutely resolve you. Come away, it is almost clear dawn. [Exeunt. SCENE III. — Another Room in the same. Enter Clown. Clo. I am as well acquainted here, as I was in our house of profession : one would think it wero mistress Overdone's own house, for here be many of her old customers. First, here's young master Rash ; he's in for a commodity of brown paper and old ginger, ninescore and seventeen pounds ; of which he made five marks, ready money: marry, then, ginger was not much in request, for the old women were all dead. Then is there here one master Caper, at the suit of master Three-pile the mercer, for some four suits of peach-color'd satin, which now peaches him a beggar. Then have we here young Dizy, and young master Deep-vow, and master Copper-spur, and master Starve-lackey the rapier and dagger-man, and young Drop-heir that kill'd lusty Pudding, and master Forthright the filter, and brave master Shoe-tie the great traveller, and wild Half-cann that stabb'd Pots, and, I think, forty more ; all great doers in our trade, and are now for the Lord's sake. Enter Abhorsost. Abhor. Sirrah, bring Barnardine hither. Clo. Master Barnardine ! you must rise and be hang'd, master Barnardine! Ahhor. What, ho, Barnardine! Barnar. [Within.'] A pox o' your throats! Who makes that noise there 1 What are you 1 Clo. Your friends, sir, the hangmen : You must be so good, sir, to rise and be put to death. Barnar. [Within.] Away, you rogue, away; I am sleepy. Abhor. Tell him, he must awake, and that quickly too. Clo. Pray, master Barnardine, awake till you are executed, and sleep afterwards. Abhor. Go in to him, and fetch him out. Clo. He is coming, sir, he is coming ; I hear his straw rustle. Enter Barwardine. Abhor. Is the axe upon the block, sirrah? Clo. Very ready, sir. Barnar. How now, Abhorson 1 what's the news with you 1 Abhor. Truly, sir, I would desire you to clap into your prayers : for, look you, the warrant's come. Barnar. You rogue, I have been drinking all night ; I am not fitted for 't. Clo. 0, the better, sir; for he that drinks alJ night, and is hang'd betimes in the morning, may sleep the sounder all the next. day. Enter Duke. Abhor. Look you, sir, here comes your ghostly father : Do we jest now, think you 7 Duke. Sir, induced by my charity, and hearing how hastily you are to depart, I am come to advise you, comfort you, and pray with you. Barnar. Friar, not I : I have been drinking r.aru all night, and I will have more time to prepare me, or they shall beat out my brains with billets: I will not consent to die this day, that's certain. Duke. O, sir, you must : and therefore I besecd, you, Look forward on the journey you shall go. 102 MEASURE FOR MEASURE. Act IV Barnar. I swear, I will not die to-day for any man's persuasion. Duke. But hear you Barnar. Not a word ; if you have any thing to say to me, come to my ward ; for thence will not I to-day. [Exit. Enter Provost. Duke. Unfit to live, or die: O, gravel heart! — After him, fellows ; bring him to the block. [Exeunt Abhorson and Clown. Prov. Now, sir, how do you find the prisoner 1 Duke. A creature unprepared, unmeet for death ; And, to transport him in the mind he is, Were damnable. Prov. Here, in the prison, father, There died this morning of a cruel fever One Ragozine, a most notorious pirate, A man of Claudio's years; his beard and head, Just of his color : What if we do omit This reprobate, till he were well inclined ; And satisfy the deputy with the visage Of Ragozine, more like to Claudio "\ Duke. O, 'tis an accident that heaven provides ! Despatch it presently ; the hour draws on Prefix'd by Angelo : See this be done, And sent according to command ; whiles I Persuade this rude wretch willingly to die. Prov. This shall be done, good father, presently. Rut Barnardine must die this afternoon : And how shall we continue Claudio, To save me from the danger that might come, If he were known alive 1 Duke. Let this be done : put them in secret holds, Both Barnardine and Claudio : Ere twice The sun hath made his journal greeting to The under generation, 3 you shall find Your safety manifested. Prov. I am your free dependant. Duke. Quick, despatch, And send the head to Angelo. [Exit Provost. Now will I write letters to Angelo, — The provost, he shall bear them, whose contents Shall witness to him, I am near at home; \nd that by great injunctions I am bound To enter publicly • him I'll desire To meet me at the consecrated fount, A league below the city , and from thence, By cold gradation and weal-balanced form, We shall proceed with Angelo. Re-enter Provost. Prov. Here is the head; I'll carry it myself. Duke. Convenient is it: Make a swift return; For I would commune with you of such things, That want no ear but yours. Prov. I'll make all speed. [Exit. Tsah. [Within.'] Peace, ho, be here ! Duke. The tongue of Isabel : — She's come to know, If yet her brother's pardon be come hither: But I will keep her ignorant of her good, To make her heavenly comforts of despair, When it is least expected. Enter Isabella. Jsab. Ho, by your leave. Duke. Good morning to you, fair and gracious daughter. Isab. The better, given me by so holy a man. Hath yet the deputy sent my brother's pardon 1 Duke. He hath releas'd him, Isabel, from the world: His head is off, and sent to Angelo. The antipodes. Isab. Nay, but it is not so. Duke. It is no other : Show your wisdom, daughter, in your close patience, Isab. O, I will to him, and pluck out his eyes. Duke. You shall not be admitted to his sight. Isab. Unhappy Claudio! Wretched Isabel ! Injurious world ! Most damned Angelo ! Duke. This nor hurts him, nor profits you a jot Forbear it therefore ; give your cause to heaven. Mark what I say ; which you shall find By every syllable, a faithful verity: The duke comes home to-m rrow ; — nay, dry your eyes ; One of our convent, and his confessor, Gives me this instance: Already he hath carried Notice to Escalus and Angelo ; Who do prepare to meet him at the gates, There to give up their power. If you can, pace your wisdom In that good path that I would wish it go ; And you shall have your bosom 9 on this wretch, Grace of the duke, revenges to your heart, And general honor. Isab. I am directed by you. Duke. This letter then to friar Peter give ; 'Tis that he sent me of the duke's return : Say, by this token, I desire his company At Mariana's house to-night. Her cause, and yours, I'll perfect him withal ; and he shall bring you Before the duke ; and to the head of Angelo Accuse him home, and home. For my poor sell, I am combined by a sacred vow, And shall be absent. Wend 1 you with this letter : Command these fretting waters from your eyes With a light heart; trust not my holy order, If I pervert your course. — Who's here 1 Enter Lucio. Good even ! Lucio. Friar, where is the provost 1 Duke. Not within, sir. Lucio. O, pretty Isabella, I am pale at mine heart, to see thine eyes so red : thou must be patient : I am fain to dine and sup with water and bran ; I dare not for my head fill my belly; one fruitful meal would set me to't : But they say the duke will be here to-morrow By my troth, Isabel, I lov'd thy brother : if the old fantastical duke of dark corners had been at home, he had lived. [Exit Isabella. Duke. Sir, the duke is marvellous little beholden to your reports ; but the best is, he lives not in them. Lucio. Friar, thou knowest not the duke so well as I do : he's a better woodman than thou takest him for. Duke. Well, you'll answer this ^ne day. Fare ye well. Lucio. Nay, tarry; I'll go along with thee; I can tell thee pretty tales of the duke. Duke. You have told me too many of nim already, sir, if they be true ; if not true, none were enough. Lucio. I was once before him for getting a wenth with child. Duke. Did you such a thing] Luciu. Yes, marry, did I: but was fain to for- swear it; they would else have married me to tha rotten medlar. Duke. Sir, your company is fairer than honest: Rest you well. Lucio. By my troth, I'll go with thee to the lane's end : If bawdy talk offend you, we'll have 3 Your heart's desire. ' Qo. Act V. Scene I. MEASURE FOR MEASURE. 103 very little of it: Nay, friar, I am a kind of bun - , I shall stick. [Exeunt. SCENE IV— A Room in Angelo's House. Enter Axgelj and Escalus. Escal. Every letter he hath writ hath disvouch'd ether. Aug. In most uneven and distracted manner. His actions show much like to madness: pray heaven, his wisdom be not tainted ! And why meet him at the gates, and re-deliver our authorities there ? Escal. I guess not. Ang. And why should we proclaim it in an hour before his entering, that, if any crave redress of injustice, they should exhibit their petitions in the street ? Escal. He shows his reason for that : to have a despatch of complaints; and to deliver us from devices hereafter, which shall then have no power to itand against us. Ang. Well, I beseech you, let it be proclaim'd : Betimes i' the morn, I'll call you at your house : Give notice to such men of sort and suit 2 As are to meet him. Escal. I shall, sir : fare you well, [Exit. Ang. Good night. Thif deed unshapes me quite, makes me unpreg- nant, And dull to all proceedings. A deflower'd maid ! And by an eminent body, that enforced The law against it ! — but that her tender shame Will not proclaim against her maiden loss, How might she tongue me 1 Yet reason dares her 1 — no : For my authority bears a credent bulk, That no particular scandal once can touch, But it confounds the breather. He should have liv'd, Save that his riotous youth, with dangerous sense, Might, in the times to come, have ta'en revenge, By so receiving a dishonor'd life, With ransom of such shame. 'Would yet he had lived ! Alack, when once our grace we have forgot, Nothing goes right; we would, and we would not. [Exit. SCENE V.— Fields without the town. Enter Duke in his own habit and Friar Pktkh. Duke, These letters at fit. time deliver me. [Giving left ens. The provost knows our purpose, and our plot. The matter being afoot, keep your instruction, And hold you ever to our special drift ; Though sometimes you do blench* from this to that, As cause doth minister. Go, call at Flavius' house. And tell him where I stay : give the like notice To Valentinus, Rowland, and to Crassus, And bid them bring the trumpets to the gate ; But send me Flavius first. F. Peter. It shall be speeded welL Exit Friar Enter Varrius. Duke. I thank thee, Varrius ; thou hast made good haste : Come, we will walk : There's other of our friends Will greet us here anon, my gentle Varrius. [Exeunt. SCENE VI.— Street near the city gate. Enter Isabella and Mariana. Isab. To speak so indirectly, I am loath ; I would say the truth ; but to accuse him so, That is your part: yet I'm advis'd to do it; He says, to veil full 4 purpose. Mari. Be rul'd by him Isab. Besides, he tells me, that if peradventure He speak against me on the adverse side, I should not think it strange ; for 'tis a physic That's bitter to sweet end. Mari. I would, friar Peter — Isab. 0, peace ; the friar is come. Enter Friar Peter. F. Peter. Come, I hayc found you out a stand most fit, Where you may have such 'vantage on the duke, He shall not pass you; Twice have the trumpets sounded ; The generous s and gravest citizens Have hent s the gates, and very near upon The duke is ent'ring ; therefore hence, away. [Exeunt ACT V. SCENE I. — A public place near the City Gate. Mariana (veil'd), Isabella and Peter at a distance. Enter at opposite doors, Duke, Var- rius, Lords,- Angelo, Escalus, Lucio, Pro- vost, Officers, and Citizens. Duke. My very worthy cousin, fairly met: — Our old and faithful friend, we are glad to see you. Ang. and Escal. Happy return be to your royal grace ! Duke. Many and hearty thankings to you both. We have made inquiry of you ; and we hear 6uch goodness of your justice, that oui soul Cannot but yield you forth to public thanks, Forerunning more requital. Ang. You make my bonds still greater. Duke. O, your desert speaks loud ; and I should wrong it, To lock it in the wards of covert bosom, When it deserves with characters of brass \ firted residence, 'gainst the tooth of time, » Figure and rank. And razure of oblivion : Give me your hand, And let the subject see, to make them know That outward courtesies would fain proclaim Favors that keep within. — Come, Escalus : You must walk by us on our other hand ; And good supporters are you. Peter and Isabella come forward. F. Peter. Now is your time; speak loud, ana kneel before him. Isab. Justice, royal Duke ! Vail 7 your regard Upon a wrong'd, I'd fain have said, a maid ! O worthy prince, dishonor not your eye By throwing it on any other object, Till you have heard me in my true complaint, And given me justice, justice, justice, justice! Duke. Relate your wrongs: In what] By whom' Be brief: Here is lord Angelo shall give you justice , Reveal yourself to him. a Start off. « Seized. « Availful. 1 Lowor. » Most noble 104 MEASURE FOR MEASURE. Act V. hull. 0, worthy duke, Yon bid mc seek redemption of the devil: Hoar mc yourself; for that which I must speak Musi, either punish me, no( being believ'd, Or wring redress from you: hear me, O, hear me, here. Atig. My lord, herwits, I fear me, are not firm: 8he hath been a suitoi to mc for her brother Out off by course of justice. Uab. By course of justice ! Ang. And she will speali most bitterly and strange. Zsao. Most strange, bu1 yet mosttrulywilll speak: That Angelo's forsworn, is it not strange! That Angelo's a murderer, is't not strange? Thai Angelo is an adulterous thief, An hypocrite, a virgin-violator; Is ii riot strange, and strange ! Duke, IN ay, ten times strange. huh. It is not truer be is Angelo, Than this is all as true as it is strange: Nay, it is ten times true: for truth is truth To Ihe end of reckoning. Duke. Away with her: Poor soul, She speaks this in the infirmity of set huh. O prince, 1 conjure thee, as thou belicv'st There is another comfort than this world, That thou neglect me not with that opinion That I am touch' d with madness: make not impos- sible That which but seems unlike ; 'tis not impossible, But one, the wicked's!, caitiff on the ground, May seem as shy, as grave, as just, as absolute, As Angelo: even so may Angelo, In all his dressings," charaets, titles, forms, Me an areh-villain : believe it, royal prince, [f be he less, he's nothing; but he's more, Had I more name for badness. Duke. By mine honesty, if she be mad, (as I believe no other,) Her madness hath the oddest frame of sense, Such a dependency of thing on thing, As e'er I heard in madness. huh. O, gracious duke, Harp not on that, nor do not banish reason For inequality . but let your reason serve To make the truth appear, where it seems hid; And bide the false, seems true. Duke. Many that arc not mad, H avc sure more lack of reason. What would you say? Iaab. I am the sister of one Claudio, Condemn'd, upon the law of fornication, To lose his head; condemn'd by Angelo! 1, in probation of a sisterhood, Was sent to by my brother: one Lucio Was then the messenger; — Lack). That's I, an't like your grace: I came to her from Claudio, and desir'd her To try her gracious fortune with lord Angelo, For her poor brother's pardon. hob. That's he, indeed. Duke. You were not bid to speak. Lucio. No, my good lord ; Nor wish'd to hold my peace. Duke. I wish you now then ; Pray you, take note of it; and when you have A business for yourself, pray heaven, you then Be perfect. hucio. I warrant your honor. Duke. The warrant's for yourself; take heed to it. huh. This gentleman told somewhat of my tale. Lin in.' Right. iMikc. It. may he right; but you arc in the wrong To speak before your time. — Proceed. , i I UbiLs iuul charm-tors of office. hub. I went To this pernicious caitiff deputy — Duke. That's somewhat madly spoken. hub. Pardon it; The phrase is to the matter. Duke. Mended again: the matter? — Proceed. hub. In brief, — to set the needless process by> How I persuaded, how I pray'd and kneel'd, How he refell'cfme, and how I reply'd; (For this was of much length;) the vile conclusion I now begin with grief and shame to utter ; He would not but by gilt of my chaste body To his concupiscible intemperate lust, lii [ease my brother; and after much dehatement My sisterly remorse' confutes mine honor. And I did yield to him : Put the next morn betimes His purpose surfeiting, he sends a warrant For my poor brother's head. Duke. This is most likely. Jsab. 0, that it were as like, as it is tine! Duke. By heaven', fond' wretch, thou know'st not what thou speak'st; Or else thou ait. suiiorn'd against his honor, In hateful practice: First, his integrity Stands withoul blemish: Next, it imports noveaspnu That with such Vehemency be should pursue Faults proper to himself: if lie had so offended, lie would have wi igh'd thy brother by himself, And not have cut. him off: Some one hath set you on- Confess the truth, and say by whose advice Thou cam'st here to complain. huh. And is this all ' Then, oh, you blessed ministers above. Keep me in patience; and, with ripen'd time, Unfold the evil which is here wrapt up In countenance ! — Heaven shield your grace from woe, As I, thus wrong'd, hence unbelicvcd go. Duke. I know you'd fain be gone: — An officer! To prison with her: — Shall we thus permit A blasting and a scandalous breath to fall On him so near us ? This needs must he a practice. Who knew of your intent, and coming hither? huh. One that I would were here, friar Lodowick. Duke. A ghostly father, belike. — Who knows that Lodowick! Luciu. My lord,Iknow him;'tisu meddling friar; I do not like the man : had he been lay, my lord, For certain words he spake against your grace In your retirement, I had swinged him soundly. Duke. Words against me? This'a good friar, belike. And to set on this wretched woman here Against our substitute! — Let this friar be found. Lucio. Hut yesternight, my lord, she and that friar I saw them at the prison : a saucy friar, A very scurvy fellow. F. Peter. Blessed be your royal grace 1 I have stood by, my lord, and I have heard Your royal ear abus'd : First, bath this woman Most wrongfully accus'd your substitute: Who is as free from touch or soil with he* As she from one ungot. Duke. We did believe no lesa. Know you that friar Lodowick, that she speaks of? F. Peter. I know him for a man divine and holy Not scurvy, nor a temporary meddler, As he's reported by this gentleman; And, on my trust, a man that never yet, Did, as he vouches, misreport your grace. Lucio. My lord, most villanously ! believe it. F. Peter. Well, he in time may come to clew himself; • Refuted. » Pity. * i'oolUh- Scene 1. MEASURE FOR MEASURE. 105 But et this instant he is sick, my lord, Of a strange fever : Upon his mere request, (Being come to knowledge that there was complaint Intended 'gainst lord Angclo,) came I hither, To speak, as from his mouth, what he doth know Is true, and false ; and what he with his oath, And all prohation, will make up full clear, Whensoever he's conventcd. 3 First, for this woman, (To justify this worthy nohleman, So vulgarly* and personally accus'd,) Her shall you hear disproved to her eyes, Till she herself confess it. Duke. Good friar, let's hear it. [Isabella is carried off, guarded; and Mariana conies forward. Do you not smile at this, lord Angclo? — heaven ! the vanity of wretched fools ! Give us some scats. — Come, cousin Angelo, In this I'll he impartial; he you judge Of your own cause. — Is this the witness, friar? First, let her show her face; and, after, speak. Mari. Pardon, my lord ; I will not show my face, Until my hushand hid me. Duke. What, arc you married ? Mari. No, my lord. Duke. Are you a maid ? Mari. No, my lord. Duke. A widow then ? Mari. Neither, my lord. Duke. Why, you Arc nothing then: — Neither maid, widow, nor wife ? Lucio. My lord, she may he a punk; for many of them arc neither maid, widow, nor wife. Duke. Silence that fellow: I would, he had some cause To prattle for himself. Lucio. Well, my lord. Mari. My lord, I do confess I ne'er was married ; And, I confess, hesides, I am no maid: 1 have known my hushand ; yet my hushand knows not That ever he knew me. Lucio. He was drunk, then, my lord ; it can be no better. DuJce. For the benefit of silence, 'would thou wert so too ! Lucio. Well, my lord. Duke. This is no witness for lord Angelo. Mari. Now I come to't, my lord : She that accuses him of fornication, In self-same manner doth accuse my husband : And charges him, my lord, with such a time, When I'll depose I had him in mine arms. With all the effect of love. Ang. Charges she more than me? Mari. Not that I know. Duke. No ? you say your husband ? Mari. Why, just, my lord, and that is Angelo, Who thinks, he knows, that he ne'er knew my body, But knows, he thinks, that he knows Isabel's. Ang. This is a strange abuse: 8 — Let's see thy face. Mari. My husband bids me; now I will unmask. [ Unveiling. This is that face, thou cruel Angelo, Which once thou swor'st was worth the looking on: This is the hand, which, in a vow'd contract, Was fast belock'd in thine : this is the body That took away the match from Isabel, And did supply thee at thy garden-house, In her imagin'd person. Duke. Know you this woman? Lucio. Carnally, she says. "Convened. * Publicly. 'Deception. Duke. Sirrah, no more. Lucio. Enough, my lord. Ang. My lord, I mustconfessl know this woman: And, five years since, there was some speech of marriage Betwixt myself and her; which was brokt off, Partly, for that her promised proportions Came short of composition; hut in chief, For that her reputation was disvalued In levity: since which time, of five years, I never spake with her, saw her, nor heard from he», Upon my faith and honor. Mari. Noble prince.. As there comes light from heaven, and words from breath, As there is sense in truth, and truth in virtue, I am affianced this man's wife, as strongly As words could make up vows; and, my go