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1. POBTRAIT OF PROFESSOR WILSON.
2. DEDICATION
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i. THE EMPEACHMENT i
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li. THE PENITENT 16
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ERHAPS no secular work, since the
invention of Printing, has obtained such
an extensive circulation and unbounded
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fif^ popularity as the story of "Reynard the Fox."
For centuries it has been a household possession,
perused in the palace and the hall, the grange
and the cottage; it has fascinated the young and
amused the old. " It has been lectured mi in
universities, quoted in imperial council-halls; it has
lain on the toilets of princes, and been thumbed to pieces
on the benches of artisans." Even the German Shakspeare,
Goethe, has made ii the subject of a great poem; and
kindred genius, in the person of Kaulbach. has illustrated
the work by the finest series of pictorial embellishments
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with which a book was ever adorned. We are told by the
eminent authority above quoted, " that the oldest printed
edition of our actual Reynard is that of Liibeck in 1498,
of which there is a copy, understood to be the only one,
still extant in the Wolfenbiittel Library."
This ancient edition is in the Low German, and
appears to have been produced by Hinrek van Alkmer,
who, in his preface, calls himself " schoolmaster and
tutor of that noble and virtuous prince and lord, the
Duke of Lorrain ; " and says farther, that by order of the
same worthy sovereign, he " sought out and rendered the
present book from the Waloon and French tongues into
German, for the wholesome edification of whoso readeth
therein." Another version of the authorship, bearing date
some hundred years later, appeared, setting forth how that
the real author was one Nicholas Baumann, professor at
Rostock ; how he had been secretary to the Duke of Juliers,
but was driven from his service by wicked cabals; and so,
in revenge, composed this satirical adumbration of the
Juliers' court. In order to avoid consequences, he is said
to have put on the title-page the fiction of its being rendered
from the French and Waloon tongues, and the feigned name
of Hinrek van Alkmer, who, for the rest, was never school-
master or tutor at Lorrain or anywhere else, but a mere
man of straw created for the nonce out of so many letters
of the alphabet. Excessive debate and learned sharp-
shooting ensued, with victorious shouts on both sides, but
into the claims of either party we do not enter, though
drawn sympathetically towards Hinrek.
In literary history, however, he is nowhere mentioned
or hinted at, except on this one occasion ; and whichever
way the dispute is settled, the victor could at most claim to
be the first German redactor of this fable.
The inventor must be sought for in a much remoter
period. There are even two printed versions of the tale
prior in date to this of Liibeck : a Dutch one at Delft in
1484, and one by Caxton in English in 1481. which seems
to be the earliest of all.* These two differ essentially from
Hinrek's ; still more so does the French Roman du Nouveau
* Caxton'8 edition, a copy of which is in the British Museum, hears title —
"Hystorye of Reynard the Foxe," and begins thus: — "It was aboute the tyme of
l'entecoste or Whytsontyde that the wodes comynly he lusty and gladsome, and the
trees clad with levys and blossoms, and the grounds with herhes and Mowers swede
smellying;" whereas in many other passages the fact that Caxton and Alkmer
had the same original before them is manifest enough. Our venerable printer says
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Renard, composed by "Jacquemars Gielee at Lisle about the
year 1290," which yet exists in manuscript; however, they
sufficiently verify that statement of the German redactor's
having " sought and rendered " his work from the Waloon
and French, in which latter tongue, as we shall soon see,
some shadow of it had been known and popular, centuries
before that time. For besides Gielee's work, we have a
Renard Couronne of still earlier, and a Renard Contrefait
of somewhat later date ; and chroniclers inform us that, at
the noted festival given by Philip the Fair in the beginning
of the fourteenth century, among the dramatic entertain-
ments was a whole life of Reynard, wherein it must not
surprise us that he " ended by becoming pope, and still
under the tiara continued to eat poultry." From all which,
so much at least would appear, that the fable of Reynard
the Fox, which in the German version we behold completed,
nowise derived its completeness from the individual there
named Hinrek van Alkmer, or from any other individual
in conclusion — " I have not added ne mynnsshed, but have followed as nyghe as I can
my copye whych was in Dutche, and by me, Willm Caxton, translated into this rude
and symple Englyssh in the Abbey of Westminster, and fynnyshed the vi. daye
of Juyn, the yere of our Lord 1481, the 21 yere of the regne of Kynge Edward
the iiijth."
or people, but rather, that being old and universally current,
it was taken up by poets and satirists of all countries ; from
each received some accession or improvement, and properly
has no single author. We must observe, however, that as
yet it had attained no fixation or consistency. No version
was decidedly preferred to every other. Caxton's and the
Dutch appear, at best, but as the skeleton of what after-
wards became a body. Of the old Waloon version, said to
have been discovered lately, we are taught to entertain a
similar opinion. In the existing French versions, which are
all older, there is even less analogy. Looseh conjoined,
therefore, and only in the state of dry bones, was it that
Hinrek, or Nicholas, or some Saxon, whoever he might
be, found the story; and blowing on it with the breath
of genius, raised it up into a consistent fable.
The farther history of Reynard is easily traced. In
this new guise, it spread abroad witli unexampled rapidity- —
fixing itself as a firm possession in most countries, where,
indeed, in this character, we still find it. It was printed
and translated innumerable times. In the original dialect
alone, the last editor lias reckoned up more than twenty
editions; in one of which, for example, we find such a
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name as Heinrich Voss. It was first translated into High
German in 1545, into Latin in 1567 by Hartmann
Schopper, and a new version into short German verse
appeared the century following. It was rendered into
prose for the use of the people, and was sold on stalls;
where still, with the needful changes in orthography, and
printed on the greyest paper, it tempts the speculative
eye. Thus has our old fable, rising like some river in the
remote distance from obscure rivulets, gathered strength out
of every valley, and out of every country, as it rolled on.
It is European in two senses ; for as all Europe contributed
to it, so all Europe has enjoyed it. It has been translated
into French, Italian, Danish, Swedish, Dutch, and English.
Nor was that same stall honour, which has been reckoned
the truest literary celebrity, refused it here. Perhaps
many a reader of these pages may, like the writer of
them, recollect the hours when, hidden from unfeeling
gaze of pedagogue, he swallowed the most pleasant and
delightful history of Reynard the Fox, like stolen waters,
with a timorous joy.* The importance of fable in the
earlier stages of society can never be overrated. The
* Abridged from the Foreign Quarterly Eeview.
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intolerable haughtiness which invariably accompanies des-
potic power blinds the understanding and warps the judg-
ment of its possessors, rendering them inaccessible to truth :
their ears were therefore to be reached only through alleg< >r\
and fable. The first on record is by Jotham. who, by the
agency of an apologue, denounced the spurious usurper and
murderer who put threescore and ten of his brethren to
indiscriminate slaughter, seized the reins of government,
and became a ruthless tyrant for the space of three years,
when he perished by the hand of a woman at the tower of
Thebez.* By the instrumentality of fable, the conscience
of the poet-king of Israel was awakened, and his heart
pierced to its inmost core by remorse, and ultimately by
true repentance. f Lessons of reproof and morality were
continually delivered in this mode by the sages of antiquity
to the various classes of mankind, when instruction of a
more direct nature would not, or could not have reached
their hearts, or influenced their conduct.
Bui although our standard of morality is higher than
that of the ancients, and our sources of instruction infinitely
superior to theirs; yet, agreeable and ingenious fiction is
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oftentimes found necessary to allure the juvenile mind into
the path which leads to more important studies — to produce
habits of reading and reflection, and thus, by imperceptible
gradations, to imbue the youthful enquirer with a love of
letters. If, therefore, we can procure the attention of
the rising generation to matters of importance, through
the medium of salutary amusement, conveyed in purity of
language, and with earnestness of purpose, something has
been gained. While preparing a new impression of this
popular tale for the press, I have chiefly followed the
London edition of 1706. It is an octavo of some 300
pages, entitled " The Crafty Courtier, or the Fable of
Reynard the Fox; newly done into English verse from
the ancient Latin Iambics of Hartmann Schopperus."
But while this version preserves the narrative of Reynard
with all fidelity, it abounds with satirical episodes and
* Carlyle has told vis, with a degree of antiquarian research peculiar to himself,
that while poor Schopper was engaged on his translation, at Freiburg in Baden, he
was impressed as a soldier, and carried apparently in fetters to Vienna, having given
his work to another to finish. At Vienna he stood not long in the ranks — having
fallen violently sick, and being thrown out into the streets to recover there. He
says — « He was without bed, and had to seek quarters on the muddy pavement in a
barrel." Here, too, in the night, some excessively straightened individual stole from
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political pasquinades, now obsolete, together with impro-
prieties of language and unsuitable allusions; all which I
have deleted, and confined myself exclusively to the story
of Reynard, as it has descended to us through the lapse
of centuries, with the important addition of awarding thai
great state criminal, that poetical justice which none of
my predecessors have ventured to adjudge.
To have allowed this over-gorged public defaulter to
loll on the woolsack in ease and honour, while he fleeced
the lieges with impunity, — to bask in the sunshine of royal
favour, while he perverted the stream of justice, and Bel
the laws of the land at defiance, — to accumulate riches
equal to the public resources of the kingdom by fraud,
without impeachment, trial, and well-merited infamy, —
would have abetted the avaricious propensities of public
him his cloak and Babre. However, men were ao1 all hyaenas. One Joseph Huf-
nagel, unknown to him, but to whom by his writings he was known, took him under
roof, procured medical assistance, equipped him anew, so that, "in the harvest
ion, being half cured, he could return, or rather re-crawl to Frankfort on the
Mayne." There, too, "a Sfagister Johann Cuipius, Christian Egenolph'a son-in-
law, kindly received him," and encouraged him to finish hie translation, as accord-
ingly he
P rose Isegrim the Wolf; and having made his
conge to the throne, bellowed forth his complaint
against Reynard until the gilded cornices rung
again. " I beseech you, dread Sovereign, take pity
on me and my wife for the injuries we have suffered
by that false craven Reynard. He intruded himself into
my house, insulted my dear partner, did violence to
my helpless children, whereby some of them lost their precious
eye-sight, and then, like a coward, slunk to his hole, without
giving me the satisfaction of a gentleman. Were I to record his
crimes, it would be a black indictment, and would fill many
volumes. By setting the laws at defiance, Sire, he slights you,
while he injures the public with impunity." Isegrim having
caught the eye of the Monarch, again made his obeisance, and
resumed his seat. Whereupon Springer started to his legs, and,
having crouched before the throne, accused the unhappy culprit
Reynard of robbing him of his perquisites of office, namely, the
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skeletons of geese and other fowls, beef and mutton bones,
together with rancid sausages and decayed bacon. He averred
that such proceedings were intolerable, and ought to be punished
by the laws of this and every well regulated kingdom ; and this
failing, such vagabonds should be proceeded against by fire and
sword. Upon which, Malkin the Cat, with a fiery countenance
and bristling whiskers, mewed forth a speech in the ears of
Majesty which plainly showed that self-interest had blinded her
judgment. So making a semicircle of her back, and stretching
out her tail, she said — " My lord, I confess that Keynard the Fox
is an atrocious villain, fraudulent, and a thief; but there are
certain others who may be proved as bad as he. Springer the
Hound has all the will to be a thief without the ability. The
bacon which he alleges to have been stolen from him by Reynard,
he meanly stole from me — although he knew very well I risked
life and limb in taking it out of the mill by night when the
miller lay asleep." Bruin the Bear, who thought himself the
handsomest person in the assembly, and anxious to display his
elocution before royalty, got upon his hind legs, and, leaning
on a pole to which he had been accustomed in a caravan, he
hoarsely complained of grievances and losses. He gazed in
the Monarch's face, and, unabashed, told his Sovereign that be
had more important information to lay before his majesty than
any that had yet been tendered; — "They are worthy of the
care of a prince and the anger of a king. Although your
Majesty has thoughl the Fox a saint heretofore, 1 will prove
him a fiend. His lather was hanged, his mother was burned for
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sorcery, lie was inured to thieving from infancy, which malady
can only be cured by a rope. Often has he wished you laid
with your fathers, and made vows to evil spirits for your
destruction, in the vain hope of cajoling the giddy crowd and
ascending your royal throne. On the faith of treaties, a harm-
less Rabbit came to sojourn in your imperial city ; Reynard,
the villain, sneaked up to the simpleton, and smilingly asked
him if he would learn a song. The knave made him believe
that he would not only teach him music, but that he had
interest enough to introduce him at court, and procure him the
privilege of singing before royalty — when, if successful, his
fortune was made. The fool believed him, and elevated his
head and expanded his chest, as ordered by the singing master.
While in this attitude, he seized his victim by the throat, just
as he was warbling and quavering the first or second bars of an
Italian air; and would have doubtless murdered the innocent
but for me, who happily interfered at the critical moment. The
gash on his throat may yet be seen 5 and the silly wretch is
now here to prove my accusation. There are none secure from
his treasons. He deceives the rich, robs the poor, murders
the weak, and betrays the strong. Your Majesty's crown is in
danger if he is suffered to prowl longer through your dominions ;
and with one voice we cry for justice." The crowd rent the sky
with their plaudits, and all repeated, " Let the traitor perish ! "
Grevincus the Badger, who was Reynard's nephew, being
moved with high wrath and indignation on hearing his kinsman
thus impeached, and on the brink of condemnation, manfully
stood up, and told the revellers in plain terms, that " if Reynard
were here, they durst not abuse the ear of their Sovereign with
falsehoods, nor give prominence to the faults of others to hide
their own. Thou, Tsegrim, now so loud and clamorous, hast found
him friendly, and publicly bepraised his high mental qualities.
The cunning which thou upbraidest has often saved thee from
starvation. Well dost thou remember when the fishmonger's
cart was driven through the village, how he stiffened his limbs,
drooped his head, and glazed his eyes. The hind, thinking he had
been dead, threw him into the cart, and, being snugly ensconced
there, threw thee out as many fish as served thy famishing
family for a fortnight. At the peril of life and limb, my
sagacious kinsman procured a fine sucking Pig, and while it
was becoming beautifully brown on the spit over a pool of
rich gravy, thou ingrate, didst thou not meanly and feloniously
tear it thence, and, like a craven as thou art, slink away to
the forest with it? thus doing treason to thy hospitable enter-
tainer, and giving a proof of thy worthlessness. As to the
charge against my traduced relative, made by Bruin, the
Rabbit was his scholar, and bound by oath to be his servant
also. Had not the master a right to chastise his servant, the
teacher to correct his pupil? Besides, the lad was both cox-
comb and dullard at the same time. It would have been the
simpleton's ruin if my friend had acted otherwise. Springer
the Hound pretends that he has been robbed! What exclusive
right he had to goods which he himself had stolen. I own
passes my comprehension. fair plunder in righteous wars is
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approved of by our greatest generals ; but envy follows merit,
as surely as the shadow follows the substance. The humble,
I should say the lowly, condition in which my relation lives,
should move your pity rather than your hatred. Austere in
his dress, severe in his morals, frugal in everything except
charity, coarse his fare, and rigorous in his fasting and penances,
he lives an inflexible recluse, and only thinks of his latter
end. Besides, he is often insulted by the application of
opprobrious epithets, and assaulted by the meanest of your
Majesty's subjects ; his reformation is termed hypocrisy, and
the humility of his bearing cowardice. It was only the other
day, when meditating in the fields, and arrayed in full canonical
costume, he chanced unwittingly to pass a poultry yard; and
although he was armed with your Majesty's decree, commanding
peace and amity among the various tribes of your kingdom, the
whole colony rushed out on the harmless recluse with bludgeons,
brooms, pitchforks, and other deadly weapons, and but that he
was ' cunning of fence,' they would have taken his life ; and, to
crown the indignity, a contemptible Peacock, tricked out in gaudy
frippery, but a coward at heart withal, soared to a place of safety,
and screamed forth such a torrent of vile language as was never
heard in any of your Majesty's fishmarkets. If during the fray
some of the family of Gallus suffered in either life or limb, I
know not, but one thing I am certain of, that the intentions of
my much abused relative were in strict accordance with your
Majesty's decree." While Grevincus was labouring towards
his climax, he was stopt short by seeing a sad procession
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approach the court. Callus the Cock, together with a Long
train of .sons and neighbours, advanced lamenting, and crying
for justice: and, to enhance the melancholy scene, the body of
Gallena, his daughter, was laid on a bier, win. had been lately
murdered by Reynard."
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ALLUS the Cock stood before the King's tribunal,
impatient to avenge the blood of his beloved
p\ daughter. Her brothers bemoan their father's be-
r? reaved condition, and bewail the untimely fate of their
sister. When the first paroxysm of grief subsided a little,
Gallus addressed himself to the Monarch : — " Behold, Sire,
a loyal subject wretched and old; robbed of his children who
were dearer than life. I was the happy father of twelve stately
sons, and twenty fair daughters. They had board and education
in an abbot's yard, where their physical and moral health were
well looked after. They were guarded by six friendly mastiffs
day and night. This circumstance that culprit Reynard knew
full well, and despaired of ever catching them by surprise. He
accordingly resorted to stratagem, dressed himself like a monk,
covered his villain's head with a cowl, and produced your royal
mandate that feuds, and fear, and hostile acts should for ever
cease and determine. I saw the imperial seal on the document,
and bent my head in token of reverence and obedience. The
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wily thief spoke demurely and penitentially of his former immoral
courses ; told me that penance should be his daily task hereafter ;
that he should endeavour to divest himself of all earthly cares,
all worldly passions; that cooling herbs should be his food, and
these only to be used in sparing quantities. He, moreover,
produced a forged certificate to prove himself a member of the
brotherhood; and when the vesper bell rung, he counted his
beads, and went through certain devotional mummeries with the
dexterity of an adept. I heard, saw, and believed. The tidings
new over the whole yard. The gates were opened ; and the good
mastiffs, who had watched my children with so much fidelity,
were thrown off their guard. The hypocrite took advantage of
the negligence which his falsehood had produced. He rushed
in and devoured my daughters, and destroyed my sons. I have
only been able to save the relics of Gallena, which I lay before
your Majesty as a proof of the desolation which has overwhelmed
my house."
Maugre the imperial diadem and mantle, the golden sceptre,
and the jewelled throne, the Sovereign wept! and, frowning
sternly on Grevincus the Badger, exclaimed, "Hal is this the
way the new monastic spends his time? He seems to defy
•Jove's thunder and his Sovereign's mandates. We can bear this
insolence no longer. He dies! Inter the dend decently, and
proceed instanter with the vile assassin!" The funeral rites
being performed, the feudatories assembled, and debated the
[natter amicably, how the murderer might be broughl in justice
with the greatest speed and security. All seemed repugnanl to
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the task, and many were the excuses offered. At length Bruin
the Bear, animated more by personal hatred than duty to his
King, undertook the task ; and with an oath — such as none but
bears use — promised to bring him up to justice, dead or alive.
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HE Monarch held out the golden sceptre to Bruin
the Bear, previous to his commencing his dangerous
'# mission — " Go, Bruin, I command, but take care that
1%. thou art not baffled by the strategy of the rebel ; give
no heed to his smiles; trust not his flattery; it is un-
worthy of a great statesman to be circumvented." [inpatient
of advice, Bruin felt a little hurt, and growled forth a gasconade.
" Hear me, I ) ( Isesar! If Reynard proves too cunning for me, lei
the darksome womb of the earth engulf a wretch unworthy of the
light." And bowing towards the throne, took Leave. Be tra-
versed many wilds, passed rapid Hoods, descended into caves, and
Searched the forests all round, but saw nothing of the outlaw, and
consequently ha\
your looks you have fed upon delicious honey to repletion,
but 1 fear yon have paid too great a price for your Luxuries.
Your coat, too, has also changed colour. If I mistake not, if
was formerly sable, now I perceive it is crimson. Perhaps you
mean to leave the cares of Statesmanship, and retire into the
bosom of mother-church. Ah ! my dear friend, when yon
receive a cardinal's hat. i hope your eminence will remember
me, as my inclinations run in the same direction. -Why do you
employ Buch a clumsy barber? He has scraped your chin too
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close, and scarified your jaw ! Your tusks — your very bones,
appear ; nay, as I live an honest life, lie hath denuded you of
half of one of your ears !" The discomfited Bear, writhing with
mental and physical anguish, replied not a word, but limped away
to the grand assembly, where, in dismal accents, he recounted the
sad trick that Eeynard had played him. The mighty autocrat
of birds and beasts was never known to be in such a towering
passion on any former occasion. He started from his throne —
his mane bristled, his eyes flashed fire, and his tail swung from
side to side like a pendulum; so, elevating his right paw, he
exclaimed —
" Now, by this earth and yon empyreal sky !
The traitor shall with ignominy die ;
The forms of law from which we never swerve,
Our judges must advise, and we observe. "
The senate, nem. con., thanked him for his speech ; and an
impeachment was moved by the Bruin party. Grumble the Ass
was the foremost spokesman 5 he was an advocate by profession,
but was poor, proud, formal, obstinate, and dull. Nevertheless,
he stood up before the august assembly — for ignorance is always
impudent, and constantly self-possessed. He brayed a long
invective against the panel, exhibiting his crimes in the blackest
hues his ingenuity, such as it was, could suggest ; and urging
conviction, " for the honour of the Sovereign and the laws, the
safety of the weak, and the terror of the wicked." A bill was
drawn, read, and unanimously approved of, and Reynard was
condemned to capital punishment. It were wise, however, for
people to catch their fish before they count them.
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T became necessary that a new commissioner be chosen,
[in order to bring the arch offender to justice, and the
choice of the house unanimously fell on Malkin the Cat,
who, conscious of the extreme hazard of the mission
imposed on him, and fearing disgrace and discomfiture,
urged a thousand reasons not to be employed on this piece
of state service, seeing how stronger beasts than he had been
hood-winked and circumvented. "It is your wisdom, Sir Malkin,
I employ," said the great King, "and nol your strength; many
prevail with art, when violence returns with losl Labour; we
brook not reply." With a heavy heart Malkin made ready for
his journey, and being well acquainted with the intricacies and
sinuosities of the road, arrived at Reynard's tbrtalice aboul
eventide. He found the object of his search sitting comfortably
with Dame Emelin, his wife, their children sporting around
tlnin. Alter a slight but kindly greeting, the new envoy
produced the King's summons, and assured the recusant that,
if the tenor of the document was not instantly complied
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with, " there is nothing more assured unto you than a cruel
and sudden death." " Welcome, welcome to my poor habita-
tion," said Eeynard ; " in you I behold the representative of my
master, whom I revere. We have a gracious King, and a just
senate. My life and lands are at his pleasure whom you serve ;
but you see it is late — so, walk in and spend the night in my
humble domicile. I shall carefully peruse the royal letters, while
my wife makes ready a cleanly, though, I fear, a coarse supper.
But pardon me, my dear cousin, what food do you fancy best ; we
have delicious honey." " You will pardon me for making so
free ; but I prefer a delicate mouse to all the honey and nectar in
the world." " Now, dear friend," says the Fox, " I can suit your
appetite better than the royal purveyor can do even to our impe-
rial master. My neighbour the parson has yards full of tithes,
dairies full of cheese, vaults full of corn, so that the mice there
are not only plentiful, but excel the finest venison in flavour."
" Ah ! " says Malkin, " the sooner you lead me there the better.
You know the old adage, 'A parson's mouse is most delicious
fare.' ' Then away they went to the parson's barn, which was well
walled about with a mud wall, where but the preceding night the
Fox had broken in and stolen a fat hen, at which the worthy parson
was so justly incensed, that he had set a snare before the hole to
catch him at his next coming, which the false Fox knew of, and
therefore said to the Cat, " Sir Malkin, creep in at this hole, and
you shall not tarry a minute's space before you have more mice of
the first quality than you are able to discuss ; hark ! how they
squeak ! When you are satiated, come to me again, for I will
Z\n $tonj of SJtpartl thf |0*. 21
wait for you at this hole. To-morrow we shall go together to
court, but stay not too long, for I know my wife will hourly
expect us." Malkin sprang quickly in at the hole, but in a
moment was caught by the neck in the snare, by which he was
half strangled — the more so, indeed, as he struggled for life, and
mewed most piteously. "You sing most sweetly, dear cousin."
says the betrayer, "and [ make no doubt but you could dance
equally well, were it not for that confounded trap, which spoils
the gracefulness of your movements. As you are a cat of quality,
you should have had your mice cooked according to the canons ol
Soyer, and not rushed on the harmless creatures, like a rapacious
courtier as you are." The servants were all alarmed, and the cry
was set up, u The Fox is taken!" and away they all ran to where
poor Malkin was caught in the snare, and without finding out
their mistake, they beat him unmercifully, and wounded one of
his eyes. Mad with pain, the Cat suddenly gnawed the cord,
sprang on one of the head servants, and scratched him so severely
that he tainted; and when every one ran to afford his mite of
assistance, Malkin leaped out of the hole, and limped as fast as
his wounded legs would carry him to court, where the King was
extremely angry at the treatment he had received, and in rage com-
manded his council to nominate yet another messenger to bring
that audacious rebel Reynard to justice, when Grevincus the Badger,
Reynard's sister's son. fearing it would likely go hard with his
uncle, volunteered to carry his Majesty's message to his most subtile
kinsman, to which the King graciously Consented; BO GrBVUlOUfl
set forth, and ere long arrived ;it thf castle of his relatives.
22 %\t Stunr uf JJtpjrlr % Jut.
C|a|to % Skiwrtjj.
•+m*
AVING saluted the Fox, he said, " Take heed, uncle,
that your refusal to come to court may not do you more
7"S harm than yon are aware of; for the complaints
gainst you are many and grievous. This is the third
summons, and if you delay coming, you and yours will
■
find no mercy, for in three days your castle will be demolished,
all your kindred made slaves, and you yourself a public ex-
ample, unless indeed you can make your innocence appear,
which I doubt not, but by discretion and ingenuity you can;
false pleading, you well know, is often as fortunate as true.
How many capital suits has Grumble the Ass gained, who seldom
speaks sense, and never speaks truth?" Whereupon Eeynard put
on a shew of candour, and said, " Why should I distrust the court,
or fear my judges '? My cause is just, my innocence is injured ; but
that I hope soon to clear up. If the Monarch and his ministers
encourage slander and slanderers, the demand will always bring a
supply ; but who in such a state of things can be safe. I grant
T E M P T A T I C M '.
Sad memory "brings the lisSi
f ' i!: • I £LTi arc nn.l ni' ■
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that I have failings, but who are without tliem ? In trifles I
may now and then transgress, but nothing serious can be proved
against me. I'll go to Caesar. My honour has been injured, and
my name made a byeword. I shall obliterate all this, or bravely
fall." While wending his way to the royal presence his sincerity
was put to a severe test, having been required to pass a well-
known poultry yard, which had often contributed to his larder.
He triumphed, however, and on consideration, thought it would
not be altogether out of place to enumerate a few of his crimes,
which he had heretofore denominated failings, by way of confes-
sion, to his nephew Grevincus, who had always led an hermit's
life. The catalogue is by far too long for a place here, but it
consists of thefts, robberies, and murders — lambs, hares, rabbits,
geese, ducks, cocks, hens, pigs, all perished beneath the voracious
fangs of this irreclaimable freebooter. In one word, he was a
terror to the whole district where he lived; and although he had
address enough to elude his pursuers, he was well known In
every farmer, cottager, and gamekeeper in the country-side. He
even had the hardihood to glory in his misdeeds, and set some of
them to measure and music. Take the following as a specimen : —
"Eh," quo' the Tod, "it's a braw lighl night,
The win's i' the w;i-t, an' the mune shines bright,
The win's i' the wast, mi' the nrane shines bright,
An' 1 'II aw a' to the lomi, 0!
■• I was down amang yon shepherd's serous,
I had like i" been worried by bis dogs,
But, by my sooth ! I minded his bo
Thai oighl I •■am' to the toon, !"
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Itonr jotf l^psri tftt fas.
He's ta'en the grey goose by the green sleeve,
" Eh, ye auld witch ! nae langer shall ye leeve ;
Tour flesh it is tender, your banes I maun preeve.
For that I cam' to the toun, !"
Up gat the auld wife out o' her bed,
An' out o' the window she shot her auld head —
" Eh, gudeman I the grey goose is dead,
An' the Tod has been i' the toun. ! "
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Chapter t|e (Jrtgjrtl).
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HE news of Reynard's arrival spread like wildfire
through the assembly. When he took his place near
- < ^y^ "' r ^ lc throne, every member of that august house stood
■^vp&s* up in order to catch a glance of one so celebrated. Some
*\<6.y feared him — some pitied him — others despised him — and
* many hated him. \\ ith the withering glance of injured
innocence, he indignantly scowled on the junto, and, falling on his
knees before the throne, he called loudly for justice. " Lowly, ( I
Caesar! like my altered fortunes, I sue at your feet for law and
justice ! My greatest crime has been my inflexible attachment
to your person and government. Had J, like some pretended
loyalists, sold your subjects' charters and their lives, to enrich
myself — had I sent your favourite heroes to their certain fate —
had I betrayed your fleets and armies by secret correspondence
to your Majesty's enemies, I had not this day been encompassed
with such impending dangers. Like certain others, I might have
purchased Large estates, erected lordly mansions, and fostered mj
family on the Lap of wealth at the expense of my country : bnl mj
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patriotic principles were too strong, and my duty to your Majesty
paramount to my very existence. Believing your Majesty to be
wise and just, I troubled you with no petitions, knowing well that
rounded periods and florid eloquence, where truth is lacking,
would have been as smoke in your nostrils. Conscious that my
services were sincere, both in word and action, and secure in
rectitude, I considered myself above the reach of malice. They
have traduced me, but how can they prove their allegations ?
they have impeached me, but how can they bring home guilt to
me ? They have charged me with disloyalty and malversation —
let them prove it." Here, folding his arms across his breast, he
made a profound obeisance, and retired backward. " Peace,
recreant," exclaimed the King, I loathe to hear thy vile defence
and thy wicked plea. Thy crimes are enormous, so shall be thy
punishment. A more wretched cause than thine was never
vindicated — a more atrocious villain never stood up in a court of
justice, urging laws and citing precedents. Thy treason is already
proved; behold Bruin's wounds and Malkin's lacerations ! Were
such felons as thee allowed to go at large, our very slaves would
insult us !"
With more than Oriental humility in his demeanour, Reynard
ventured to ask, " Why should Bruin's folly be charged on me ?
Like a plunderer as he was and is, and while holding your
Majesty's seal of office, he went forth under cloud of night to rob
an honest man's bee-hives, and if he was caught in a cleft oak,
was that any fault of mine ? I humbly submit that he has
disgraced himself for ever — brought obloquy on the commission
he bears — and that his evidence is inadmissible. The case of
Malkin is equally atrocious. In place of following up the letter
of his instructions, and making every thing give way, in order
that your Majesty's behests might be obeyed with promptitude,
the brainless coxcomb, giving way to his gluttonous propensities,
neglected or despised the high commission with which he was
charged ; and, like a common burglar, feloniously broke into the
parson's enclosures, to the disgrace of himself and the dishonour
of your Majesty; and if he was caught in a gin, and half strangled,
lacerated, and buffeted, he really deserved it, but I humbly
submit that I could neither foresee nor prevent what took place.
Tf it is your Majesty's high pleasure to put me to the rack, devour
me by fire, or suspend me from a gibbet, I shall gladly die a
martyr to the state; but historians hereafter will arise, who, I
hope, shall do justice to my memory ; the example will not be
lost, and I shall not have died in vain !"
fo.°* O"**** **«>•-.
^ ^-
Cjragter % jmt|
-HH*
^#i^^^OT was the debate, and learned were the arguments
^ which pervaded the assembly ; much eloquence and
j|( more verbiage were displayed for and against the
^S? accused. Some attempted to vindicate Bruin ; others
stood up in favour of Malkin ; a small knot of third-rate orators
spoke in favour of Eeynard; but it was evident from the
beginning that the great majority would vote for the death
of the culprit at the bar. The bill was read thrice, and
ultimately it was touched with the golden sceptre, which was
decisive of the fate of the criminal. " Our very enemies," says
the Monarch, " will confess that lenity has been often fatal to
the throne and the laws, Traitors abuse the royal clemency.
A base impostor, intoxicated with the hopes of empire, which
hopes have been fed by the factious, has had his crimes laid
bare before us, and no doubt remains on our mind that he
has been bribed thereunto by foreign powers." Whereupon the
senate arose simultaneously, and yelled forth, " Long live the
King, and down with the rebel." The attainted baron was stript
of his cognisance, and fettered; and the Sheriffs with their
officials brought out the doomed from the presence, to be
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consigned into the hands of the finisher. Reynard ever had few
friends, but now, when fortune had seemed to have forsaken him,
these diminished to half a dozen of his blood relations ; who wept
and lamented, not so much, perhaps, for the impending fate of
their kinsman as for the disgrace which his ignominious exit
would bring on themselves. " What a pity," cried they, " that
his untimely end should stain the ancient honours of our race !
Why should Ave witness it '? — let us turn to Caesar and crave leave
to return to our homes, that we may mourn in secret and in
silence." " Peers, powers, and sages," replies the King, " I know
you to be loyal and just, nevertheless, I cannot trifle with justice.
Faction is in favour of Bruin, who has been anything but prudent,
and no doubt deserves to be executed', of that hereafter. But your
cousin must be hanged ; there is no mercy in store for such a
flagrant rebel, but that circumstance shall never make me part
with you, nor lose the benefit of your counsel."
Accordingly Bruin and Malkin pinioned Reynard's hands
behind his back ; and Isegrim the Wolf, although imbrued with
innocent blood, was as noisy and as eager to have Reynard
brought to the gallows, as if he had been as pure and as honest as
Keyward the Hare, or any other harmless beast. Shoving and
pressing through the gaping crowd, he cried, — "Come on, bring
the thief along ; let some fetch the halter, and let others bring the
ladder; I'll guard him safe, and sec him fairly swung. Haste! if
the rascal escapes, we shall have to pay dearly for our negligence.
Look sharp, the knave is as slippery as an eel ; perhaps he may
yet wriggle through our fingers. Lord Bruin, I entreat you,
have a care of him." "My life for his," says the Bear, "until
you are entirely ready, leave the vagabond with nie; fix you
all the tackling securely, and see that the gibbet be well driven
into the ground. Meanwhile the Queen, radiant in beauty, and
glowing with gold and jewels, appeared on the ground to behold
the death-scene of such a notable public offender as Reynard.
Immediately all eyes were turned on her Majesty ; when Isegrim
the Wolf cried out with vehemence, " Are you mad to loose this
rogue ? I know his malice, as well as his cunning ; if he get
away from us, your necks will be in danger ! " Reynard, as a kind
of forlorn hope, appeals to the Wolf. " If, noble Isegrim, you
despise justice, friendship, or gratitude, never forget that my
blood circulates in your veins ; this should move your pity — your
care is needless. I am, alas ! too weak ; a silken thread or a
spider's filament would secure me ; for what, then, are you so
barbarous ? and why will you reward my good with evil?" "I'll
dash my halbert in your teeth," replies Bruin. " Come, noose
him quickly; we'll teach him, brother Isegrim, how to plot
against the state." All Reynard's arts of persuasion having
failed, he was at length pinioned, and carted to the foot of the
gibbet. Stung by terror and remorse, he begged leave, as a final
favour, to make a speech before the fatal noose was applied to his
neck. This piece of formality was reluctantly granted ; and,
protruding his snout over the cart, he said, — " Good people, my
destruction has been long threatened, and death has come at last ;
my crimes sit heavy on me, in pity let me ease my mind. If you
will petition your gracious Sovereign, he may yet prolong my daya:
, >
D A H G I
%bt Stern of Vitnnartr % fos. 31
I have much to confess, and, believe me, it is of great importance
to the state, but this I can only relate to the King. It is for my
Sovereign's interest, and that of the whole empire. Small venial
trespasses I will own here, such as robbing orchards, slaying
geese, chickens, turkeys, and all sort of fowl, young kids, pigs,
lambs, and various small quadrupeds. But Sir Isegrim, who is so
wondrous busy here to-day, shared the plunder, and should also
share the shame. We roamed together, and, in a friendly manner,
I invited him to my house. The winter stores which I had
provided, he stole again and again; and my family would have
starved but for the golden treasure which I discovered in a
ruin. I never revealed this piece of good fortune, although the
hoard was worth the ransom of ten kings. Some foreign enemy,
I suppose, had sent this great mass of golden ore to purchase
votes against the Government." As the sound of "gold" fell on
the tympanum of royalty, he cried loudly from a scaffold—
"Carman, hold! Inform us, Reynard, where this treasure is
hidden. Speak out, man, and despise the fury of thy enemies!"
"For what," says Reynard, "can such a heap of gold be hid
but for mischief to your Majesty? My enemies, it' I were
dead, believe that their treasonable plot would prosper; and 1
would have divulged this important Btate secret sooner, but your
Majesty was wroth, and would not grant me a hearing. I know,
of a truth, that the money is still in the same place where I found
it; and, if your highness will condescend, I will show your
Majesty the secret passage." The Kin-- drank in the Bton
greedily, and longed vehemently to touch the precious metal.
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Cjyapta i|e C*irt|-
ER Majesty tlie Queen sat and listened to the story
of this new Eldorado with more than ordinary atten-
, tion and solicitude ; and, smiling graciously on the
Fox, replied — " you must not think to impose on us
with your ingenious falsehoods ; but if you really speak
the truth, I shall use my feeble interest with his Majesty to
disengage you from the noose, and procure you a reprieve,
perhaps a pardon." — "Alas! madam," says Reynard, "this
is neither the time nor place to utter falsehoods. My friends
and brethren, I fear, will be found not wholly guiltless, as
I wish they were, but I durst not at this hour presume by
lies to avert a righteous sentence. His Majesty would soon
discover the deceit, and I should be more wretched than ever,
to be repinioned and sent back. I defy the most implacable
of my enemies to urge I ever would impose on wisdom and
sagacity, such as all the world knows his gracious Majesty
eminently possesses. If so, the world might well believe me to
be as great a fool as Isegrim, and as stupid as Bruin." Since
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the moment her Majesty heard of the golden tidings, her bowels
yearned for the treasure ; so, leaning fondly on the Monarch's
shoulder, she patted his cheek and said — u It grieves my heart
to the core, my lord, this cruel piece of business. Indeed, and
indeed, you must not hang poor Reynard. You will be the
cause of my death if you proceed any farther, especially when
you know that my whole heart is bent upon saving him. His
Majesty, with a combination of love and benevolence in his
looks, gazed on the Queen and said — "We desire him to reveal
all he knows, and as we like his story, so shall it be done unto
him; the noose may be relaxed, and the condemned permitted
to speak." Whereupon Reynard, with trembling lip and faltering
accent, made the following disclosure: — u My liege, the treasure
which I have alluded to, I willingly confess was stolen; and had
it not been stolen in that manner in which it was, it might have
cost your Majesty your life. Long may that inestimable life
be extended." When the Queen heard of her lord's life being
in hazard, she started up and said — " I command you, as you
value your own life, unfold all those doubtful speeches, and
keep nothing secret that concerns the life of my royal husband."
"Know then," says th doomed one, "my dread Sovereign, that
my father, by a strange accident, digging in the ground, found
a great mass of treasure, jewels innumerable, and gold beyond
calculation, of which being possessed, he grew so proud and
haughty, that he held all the beasts of the forest in scorn and
derision. At last he despatched Malkin the Cat to the forest of
Arden, where Brain the Bear sojourned for the time being, and
tendered him fealty and homage, and offered to place the imperial
crown on his head — desiring him to come into Flanders, where
he would find ways and means to accomplish his traitorous
purpose. Bruin being excessively ambitious, and having long
thirsted for sovereignty, thereupon came to the place of rendez-
vous, where rny father received him with regal magnificence.
They were joined by Isegrim the Wolf, Malkin the Cat, and my
nephew Grevincus the Badger. These five held solemn council
for the space of a whole night ; and being intoxicated by my
father's inexhaustible wealth, it was agreed that your Majesty
should be forthwith murdered, and Bruin crowned king, with
immediate possession of all the rights, privileges, and immunities
which you or your royal predecessors ever enjoyed, together with
a complete monopoly of all the honey found in the various
bee-hives in the kingdom ; and if any of your blood or kin
gainsayed them, that assassins should be hired with a portion of
my father's treasure, who should exterminate them — root and
branch — from the forest.* To these horrid and treasonable
measures each and all of them took the big oath, with all its
formalities, to make it feel the more solemn and binding. Under
the influence of rich old champagne — a wine which he had never
been accustomed to — my nephew Grevincus blabbed the secret to
his wife, who, in great secrecy told the matter to my wife, and
she discovered it to me. It grieved me to the heart to think that
they should depose my own rightful Sovereign, to whom I had
sworn allegiance, and elevate a clumsy vulgarian like Bruin to
* See Centre Illustration of Frontispiece.
. ;'""^i ^.",'.~v><=
■ . '
TUl'l ROYAL PHY SI CI AX
Knew marry an Amu Jet and. Gaaxm.
Thai would do neither £ood nor harm-.
JiVniHRJ.
jstorg of llcnnarb the $nx.
the imperial purple ; and knowing- that money is the sinews of
treason as well as of war, I became desirous of finding- out my
father's treasure, and by constant watching, both by night and
day, I at length, to my infinite joy, discovered his hoard, and with
the assistance of my wife, removed it to a place more convenient
for us, where we laid it safe from the search of all and sundry.
When my unhappy father went to view his treasures, and found
them all taken away, he rent the air with his bowlings, and
wandered from place to place, but could find no rest. He at last
grew gloomy and morose, and, finding his misery beyond
endurance, he hanged himself. It is meet that I take thie
opportunity to remind your Majesty of my father's services as
court-physician; and that, soon after your Majesty's ascension to
the throne, having been struck down by a grievous malady, you
were restored to health, strength, and the functions of royalty, by
the medical skill and perseverance of him who is now no more.
Thus have I defeated Bruin's treason — thus have I circumvented
the deep-dyed traitor Isegrim — and hence all mv misfortunes
have accumulated on my devoted head. These foul conspirators
being of your Majesty's privy council, and having your royal
name constantly in their mouths, they traduce me, tread on me.
and work my disgrace. But although I have lost my natural
father for your sake, I would gladly lay down my own life also
for V"u; but I detest the idea of dying under the false accusations
of my political enemies. 'Tis that, and that alone, which
embitters the cup." Now their Majesties felt an ardent desire to
possess the treasure; and the Queen stepped forward, and
whispered — " Discover where this immense wealth is concealed
ere it be too late ; I shall intercede for you ; his Majesty is not of
an implacable nature ; he is as generous as he is brave. Disclose
the secret, and trust to the King's clemency." " Why, Madam,"
replied Reynard, " should I give this enormous treasure to one
who has condemned me? Your Majesties put implicit faith in
the asseverations of my enemies, who are thieves and murderers,
while you disbelieve every word I say in defence." " Courage,
Reynard ! my lord shall not only forget the past, but sign your
pardon also ; nay, more, a portion of the riches shall be reserved
for your especial use and benefit, while a small sum shall be
scattered among the rabble, in order to gain you popularity ; and,
no doubt, I will retain somewhat for my own private use, as a
remuneration for my intercession." " My most gracious princess,"
says the accused, " if the King will vow in your presence that I
have his pardon, he shall be the most wealthy sovereign of the age
in which he lives!" "Believe not the arch deceiver," said the
King, " except when he confesses to robbery, murder, and
falsehood." The Queen put on one of her most fascinating
smiles, and said, — " No doubt Reynard's past life has not earned
for him either our regard or confidence ; but think only how he
has accused his own father — to me that sounds very like sincerity
of purpose; and therefore I implore your Majesty to extend your
clemency to him this once." " Well, on the faith of your
sagacity," said the King, "I'll pardon him; but it is the last
time, so let him be cautious for the future." Kneeling down, his
eyes glistening with pretended gratitude, the Fox looked upwards
to their Majesties and exclaimed — " Imperishable honour and
enduring renown be yours ! your goodness I shall ever confi
Sooner shall envy cease to traduce merit, or modesty prevail over
impudence — sooner shall sectaries forget their hatred, or misers
their hoarded treasure, than I shall forget your Majesty's royal
clemency — this is, indeed, the brightest jewel in your imperial
crown. Now I will tell you where the treasure is hid, and shall
tell nothing but the truth : —
u There is a forest in Flanders which has as yet escaped
the ravages of war. Some give it one name, some another —
the neighbours call it Hustelo. A rapid river runs through
it, which, from its springs to where it debouches into the sea,
glides past a hundred towns. Here the larks warble matins.
and the nightingales sing their vesper songs. An enormous oak.
which has stood the shock of tempests for many ages, is con-
spicuous above all the trees of the forest; at its root Hows a
fountain, and hard by is a dark deep cavern. That no one may
reveal the secret, you must descend yourself and explore it in
person. You will find an imperial crown, worn formerly l>\
Emmeric. The rebels, who so successfully abused your Majesty's
ear, had purchased it for the head of Bruin, when you should either
be decapitated <>r abdicate. There arc also hid precious pearls,
and valuable jewels tor his dowdy queen. And I humbly trust
that when your .Majesty is in undisputed possession of this great
treasure, you will not forget your loyal slave, who has impover-
ished himself and brought his father's memory to infamy, thai
your Majesty might be great, glorious, and tree." Whereunto flic
38 fire Stflrfi of $*parfc ijre |h.
King replied, — " Reynard ! If thou art sincere, what need have
we to go so far ourselves? 'Tis below our state to travel; and
moreover, I have heard of Flerus and the Meuse, of Arden and
Enghien, of Cologne, Antwerp, Brussels, Namur, and Mons, but
never of Hustelo. In whose dominions does this forest grow?
In what map will we find it? Is it in Eutopia or the country
of Prester- John ? Ah, Reynard, I know thou lovest a lie ! and
I fear this is one." " It grieves me to the heart's core," says
Reynard, " that I should be thought capable of deceiving my
own Sovereign. Hustelo is in Flanders, which I shall prove by
the testimony of travellers who have been in the locality. With
your Majesty's gracious permission I shall cite the Hare as an
unimpeachable witness." The heralds call on Key ward the
Hare, who, at the summons, trembled in every limb ; the fear
of Reynard fell on him, and he confirmed the statement by
affirmation. * " When hinds and hounds pursued me, I have often
retreated to the forest of Hustelo, I think they call it ; and there
is a tradition that a profane prince, called Sylvio, hid money
there; and the story goes that the place has been haunted ever
since. This is vouched for by the wicked; as for me, I dare
attest no more than that the forest is there."
" Enough," replied the Sovereign. " We shall depart on the
important mission to-morrow, and you, Reynard, shall point out
the spot; so make preparation."
" I know of no higher honour, no greater distinction, than
the privilege of accompanying you, my beloved Sovereign, on
. * See Frontispiece.
this or any other enterprise. No higher fortune could have
fallen on me; but, alas! Fortune has never been a Mend to me.
If I had been in a condition to have attended on your Majesty,
then poets would have celebrated my name in immortal verse.
I should have been recorded in history as the companion of a
king, and unborn generations would have sounded my praise.
But my company and companionship would scandalize your
Majesty. I am under the ban of Rome, and lie under the
sentence of the greater excommunication. I am ashamed <>f the
fact, but I must confess it. It will, I trust, be another link in
the chain of evidence, that my whole testimony is honest and
candid. Tsegrim took it into his silly head to become a friar;
lu- sported the cowl, tied a cord around his waist, went through
all the stages of discipline, fed on monastic fare, such as herbs
and roots, begged from door to door even for that. I became
vexed to sec his hones protruding through his hide, and aided
and assisted him to desert the church and take refuge in my
poor domicile. The rage of the bishop knew no hounds. Be
declared me a reprobate, cursed me from the altar, and accused
me of heresy. What would your subjects say if they saw your
Majesty holding intercourse with a spiritual outlaw, lie-ides, [a
it decent to have intimate communication with a newly pardoned
felon? By waiting on your Majesty on the present occasion. I
should rather disgrace you than be of service to you. My name
would reflect on yours, and the Flemings would make a jesl of
yourself, your mission, and your train. No, no; I mus! en
the Alps, make my appearance before the sovereign pontiff,
propitiate liim by gold and penitence, purchase large quantities
of indulgences, kiss the toe of St. Peter's successor, and obtain
absolution; and when I return with a newly scoured conscience,
with your Majesty's pardon in one pocket and the Pope's in
the other, my fame shall have been recqyered and my mind at
peace, and then shall I follow you to Flanders, or where you
please." The King approved of his reasons, and ordered him to
proceed on his pilgrimage forthwith ; enjoining him to procure
the counsel of some pious and discreet friend, and to observe
fasting, and let his future life atone for the past. A throne was
erected on the green, to which the King and his royal consort
mounted. Silence was declared, on pain of forfeiture. Not the
least murmur was heard through the crowd. The nobles lay
dejected on the sward, while Reynard is preferred to a distin-
guished place. Though all envy the distinction, none dare
condemn the favour that advanced him there. Bis Majesty told
them that he preferred lenity to severity. " If the laws are
cruel I am not so. We cherish the great and we maintain the
poor. All have relief and succour in this court. Your just
rights shall be supported, and we desire only to reign in your
hearts. I have state reasons for striking the chains off Reynard.
Whom I bound I can loose ; and throughout my wide empire
I declare him free, and whoever wrongs him injures me."
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Chapter tl)t (tlcbnttlj.
iW^^fc^HE tidings of Reynard's pardon ran through the woods
with great rapidity; having so suddenly grown great
in his master's favour, indicated danger to the persons
or offices of certain statesmen, who had recently hoped
to feasl their eyes, and glut their vengeance on then
implacable foe. A general discontent crept over the multitude;
many grew jealous at his rapid elevation in courl favour, while
Isegrini and Bruin were almost reduced to despair. Snapping bifi
budget on his back, and grasping his pilgrim's staff, Reynard, al
the proper time, commenced his journey, making pious genu-
flexions, and appearing as simple as a new made novice. Man\
were the farewells be uttered, rendered half inarticulate b) sighs
and sobbing. He was attended in bis pilgrimage l>\ I'.ellin the
Ram as domestic chaplain, and the Rabbit, who had pitied him
very much when fortune had apparently forsaken him; and
having gathered a basket of delicious fruit, be broughl it along
with him. to lie presented to the pilgrim at their firsl baiting
place; for the Rabbit being rather a siuiple youth, and well
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disposed, was highly gratified at the apparent piety of Eeynard,
and considered it his duty to encourage reformation, not only in
his sagacious neighbour, but also in all carnivorous animals —
for the poor Rabbit was a strict vegetarian, and often attempted to
infuse a taste for vegetables among his associates. On the party
journeyed, but in place of proceeding to the city of the seven
hills, the leader made the best of his way to his fortalice of
Malepartus. " Bellin, my reverend friend," says the pilgrim,
" remain outside and enjoy the sweet grass ; I will take my young
companion in with me to console my poor wife, for the, tones of
his voice are much softer than mine, and fitter for a lady's ear."
So the poor Eabbit went in with Eeynard, where he found Dame
Ermelin sorrowing in a dark chamber, for she had despaired of
ever beholding her husband again. Seeing him enter with staff,
scrip, and scallop shell, she burst into a frenzy of joy, and said,
"Eeynard, my love, how has it gone with you." "Ah!" he
said, " I was condemned upon false evidence, but the King
extended his pardon. ' I left him as a pilgrim, and Isegrim and
Bruin have become bail for me. His Majesty bestowed the Eabbit
on me as a peace-offering 5 we may do with him as best suits us,
for the King told me at parting that it was he who betrayed me."
The fear of death descended* on the Eabbit, and he sought to
escape ; but Eeynard stood in the doorway, and seized him by the
neck. Loud were his cries for help from Bellin : "I am undone !
The pilgrim murders me." But he did not cry long, for the Fox
soon bit his throat asunder. " Come now, and let us dine on
him, — 'tis the first time the simpleton has been good for
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anything." It was thus he received his too trusting friend and
visitor. During the repast, Dame Ermelin was very inquisitive
as to how he acquired his freedom ; but Reynard told her the
story was too long and intricate for recital on the present occasion.
" This much I will say, however, that the friendship between
me and his Majesty will be of short duration. When he dis-
covers the truth, I have no more mercy to expect.'" Meanwhile
Bellin cried impatiently on the Rabbit to come forth, whereupon
Reynard went out and said, u My dear sir, my young friend
entreats that you will pardon him ; he is enjoying the society
of my wife, who is his near relation, and he begs that you will
amuse yourself for a few minutes longer." Then said Bellin,
" I heard what appeared to me to be cries of murder. Have
you done any mischief to him?" The Fox replied, " I was
talking of the perils of my pilgrimage, at which my wile
became so alarmed that .she fainted. This frightened the
innocent Rabbit, and he screamed for help ! " " 1 know,"
said the Ram, " that he cried as in agony." " Not a hair of
him has been hurt," swore the Fox. "Now I beg vmi will lull
your suspicions asleep, and listen to me!* I have matters of
grave importance which the King begged me to write down for
him. I have just finished them, and I wish to entrust von with
these letters. They contain prudent counsel, which is only meant
to meet the royal eye." " Have a care then." says Bellin, " that
you close them well, because I forgot my pocket-book, and wen
the seals to break it might get me into trouble." " Leave that to
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me. There is a scrip made out of Bruin's hide, it is thick and
strong, and will just hold the packet. You will be honourably
rewarded, and who knows what you may yet obtain?" The Fox
hastened back into the house, and stuffed the poor Eabbit's head
into the scrip. " Hang the scrip round your neck, and be careful
not to pry into the missives. I have tied it with a secret knot,
known only to the King and myself, so that if you open it you
will be assuredly found out. If you wish to secure the King's
especial favour, you may tell him, when you come into the
presence, with a joyful air, that you have brought a valuable
packet, and that you helped to make it up. This, I think, will
secure you the !*».__...* of our gracious master." The Earn was
overjoyed, and hastened to court at the top of his speed. When
the King saw him enter with the satchel, jbe exclaimed, " "What
does all this mean '? Where is your friend the Eabbit ? Speak
man!" "Gracious King," replied Bellin, " Eeynard bade me
carry those letters ; you will find them contain important matters.
What they enclose has been put in by my advice ; here they are ;
Eeynard tied the knot. It was not for me to pry into your
Majesty's affairs." When the head of the Eabbit was drawn forth,
the King stood aghast, and several members of government
fainted. Such an atrocity was unprecedented, and such an insult
was not to be borne. The Monarch was convulsed with rage ; he
made his throne to tremble under him, and in the whirlwind of
his passion he doomed the reverend chaplain to the rack and the
gibbet ; and, moreover, reflected severely on his own conduct in
being swayed by the advice of the Queen. None durst attempt to
calm him but the Pard, who had a double right, being president of
the council, and also the Sovereign's near kinsman. " If passion
is vile i^ a slave, consider how it becomes a King; to rave and
threaten is beneath your Majesty ; you know the murderer, and
you bear the sword of justice. Order Brain and Isegrim to be
liberated Prom prison, restore order, punish Bellin according to his
deserts, fo r he openly and impudently confessed that he advised
the death f the Rabbit. We will then march forth against
Reynard, investigate his conduct, probe his crimes, and let the
irresistible arm of the law do what is fitting and proper on so
momentous an occasion. The goods and chattels of Bellin the
Hani may be <•, m'^ seated, and gifted over to the widowed Babbit,
while Bruin an}d Isegrim may be pensio?'(m as a solatium to their
wounded feeliiW and liaAnony re.«toiliu « ( lousing says the
King, " I like jfeai counsel. Fetch the two. barons; they shall
sit in the highest place next ourselves; all shall do homage to
them ; and as an atonement to those gentlemen, I will give up
Bellin to them and their heirs for ever." The Ram was
executed; and all his relations, and all his posterity arc hunted
by the race of Isegrim to this day.
Cjrapier i\t CMfijr.
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IGH wassail and rich banqueting were held at court
' for the space of eight days, in honour of tile liberation
of the two great barons Bruin ard Isegrim, while
^ Eeynard k^d^Within his stronghold. I The King sat
at table beside tn^ -^l, , /
" And all went merry as a marriage bell,"
When the Hare came before them bleeding, and exclaiming —
" Sire, have pity on me. In obedience to your Majesty's pro-
clamation, I hastened to court, and, taking the nearest way, I
unhappily came near the gate of Eeynard' s castle. There he
sat in a pilgrim's habit, reading what appeared to me to be
some breviary or missal. He advanced towards me and saluted
me politely ; but, when opportunity served, he seized me by the
ears with such violence, that I thought my head was off. For-
tunately I made a sudden spring, and, being swift of foot, escaped
the fangs of the felon, but left one of my ears behind me. See
how I bleed ! Look on these four holes in my neck. Sire, who
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can travel to your court, if robbers are thus suffered to waylay
your subjects?" Before lie bad finished his complaint, in hopped
Merkenau the Crow, and related a piteous story, how Reynard
shammed dead on the heath one morning. " His eyes were
twisted in his head, and his tongue hung out of his open mouth.
I screamed again and again in order to ascertain if he was really
dead ; my wife screamed also, but nothing seemed to move him ;
I tapped on his breast and his head, my wife approached near
to his chin, to hear if he breathed ; but no. We both were
persuaded that he was quite dead. In her sorrow, my poor
thoughtless wife put her bill into the rascal's mouth, and in one
moment he snapped her head off. He made a dart at me also,
but I flew up and sat on a tree. I saw the miscreant devour
the dear creature; and when he was gone, I looked, and found
a little blood and feathers only. Have compassion on your loyal
subjects, Sire; for if the traitor escapes, the world will say that
there are neither law nor justice within your realm." No sooner
had the two complainants laid their grievances before the throne,
than the Monarch took an oath in the presence of his two nobles,
Bruin and Isegrim, that he would destroy Reynards family, root
and branch. " My wife persuaded me, but I am not the first who
has followed a woman's counsel and repented of it afterwards.
Decide now, my loyal barons, how this culprit may be brought
to judgment." The two barons liked the tenor of the royal
speech, but dared not deliver their opinion, because the royal
temper was a good deal ruffled; but her Majesty, knowing her
influence over her lord, said — u Make no rash promise, especially
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when your Majesty is a little chafed. Reynard has not been
heard. His accusers would perhaps be silent were he here to
explain matters. I thought Eeynard prudent and sensible, but
he certainly gives his enemies occasion to scandalize his name.
I may have been in error about him, but he undoubtedly is
clever as a councillor, and his connections are influential. You
will not make things better by too much precipitation ; and
moreover, you are master here — with a code of just laws before
you, which should be administered with impartiality and due
deliberation." "With all respect and affection," replied his
Majesty, "I might command, but I entreat you, our Queen, to
be silent. War is determined on. His house shall be utterly
laid waste, and his name blotted out. So let our nobles and
their retainers get ready, with harness on their backs, together
with bows, spears, and other weapons. We will lay siege to his
castle of Malepartus, and take a survey of the inside thereof."
Whereupon the assembly, with a great shout, agreed to his
Majesty's proposal. When Grevincus, his cousin, heard that
evil was determined against Eeynard, he hastened to his castle
to communicate the fatal information, and put him on his guard.
When he nearly reached it, he found the proscribed retreating
homeward with two unfledged doves which had fallen to the
ground, and which the gourmand had snapped up, for he was
remarkably fond of fowl. Having seen Grevincus at a distance,
he ran to meet him, and tendered a kindly welcome, paying him
all manner of compliments. But the Badger, with unwonted
haughtiness, desired him to desist from such fulsome and unmean-
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ing stuff. "Sir, you are in peril! You have brought rain on
yourself and your house by your fraudulent actions; you have
provoked the King beyond all endurance ; he vows to extirpate
you and yours. In six days you will behold his army under
your walls, led by Field-Marshall Isegrim ; while Bruin, who
is ao-ain taken into favour, will collect such a mass of evidence
against you as will quite overwhelm you." "If that be all.
says the Fox, " I care not a rush. Though they have sworn to
execute me over and over again, you see I have still escaped;
aye, and still shall. They may debate, and do debate; bur it
all cuds in smoke. Come in, cousin, and sup with me. These
doves are young and tender — they require little mastication —
their bones are sweet— they melt in the mouth — they arc half
blood, half milk. Light diet suits me, and my wife is of the
game opinion. Come in, then. She will be delighted to see you,
only do not tell her what you came here for. The merest trifle
makes her nervous. To-morrow I shall go to court with you,
and face those mighty chiefs whose rage I shall laugh at, know-
ing that I am always safe in their folly. I trust, nevertheless,
that you will give me all the assistance in yum power, like a
good kinsman." "All that a friend or brother should hazard foi
yon will I do; and if* I have any little influence in high places.
it is very much at your service." The Fox conducted the Badger
into his house with great ceremony, and presented him to Dame
Ermelin and her young family as a near relation.
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^HE lady of tlie mansion spread the board with good
things 5 the two tender doves were not forgotten ; each
partook of the dainty with zest ; and Grevincus was in
ecstasies with the flavour of everything. When the
cloth had been removed, and familiar chit-chat had
taken place, Reynard said to his cousin the Badger, — "How
do you like my family '? Do you not admire my children ? My
eldest son, for instance, is he not like me every inch ? My second
son, too, a strapping little fellow. He has his mother's leer, and
he'll be the wag of the family. The rogues are both ripe already.
They'll filch a pullet or nim a goose with the most practised of
our sept • in truth they are fit for anything, and they will get on
in the world, or they are no sons of mine. I would send them
oftener out to hunt, but I must not neglect their education. They
have to be taught prudence and foresight, and how to escape the
snare, the huntsman, and the hound. When they have finished
their education, they shall go out into the world and labour on
their own accounts. Already they bite like a vice, and their leap
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is as certain as tin- return of an unpaid creditor.'' Grevineus, like
a sage, laid Ins paws upon their noddles, and tendered a long
catalogue of good advices, much easier given than acted up to.
The night waned apace, and the friends retired to their respective
places of repose; but in place of sleeping, Reynard fell into a
train of thinking, and slept none. Conscious guilt is a bad
soporific, especially on the eve of appearing before one's accusers
and judges; so he arose from his uneasy couch, and said to his
w ife — "I am invited to court by our cousin Grevineus, which
invitation I mean to comply with. Do not make yourself uneasy.
Stop quietly at home. If anybody asks for me, you knoAv what
to say, and you know full well how to take care of the castle."'
Dame Ermelin used all her eloquence, and practised all her blan-
dishments, to dissuade her lord from going to court. Every argu-
ment she could think of was used to induce him to stay at home;
hut all to no pm-pose. "Be calm, I entreat you; there is nothing
to distress you rself about. I have business of importance; and
in five or six days you will see me here again." So he set out for
the court, together with Grevineus the Badger. The two friends
scampered to court by paths only known to themselves, and, to a
casual observer, they seemed to be in high glee. Guilt, never-
theless, was pressing on the mind of the Fox ; and he could not
help feeling misgivings as to his ultimate' acquittal. a I have
abused his Majesty's ear; 1 have slain his faithful servant; 1
have falsely entrapped Bellin, and had him unjustly executed:
I wounded the Hare; I pul the Crow to death; and what I
believe will tell against nie worst of all, is a trick I played on
Isegrim. One day, as we travelled over a flowery meadow, we
saw a beautiful Colt sporting by the side of its dam, and, being
somewhat anxious for a tit-bit for dinner, I offered to buy the Colt
of its mother, and asked the price. The Mare replied that the
price was written on her hoof, and that it was ready cash. I
pretended that I was no great scholar ; and Isegrim, wishing to
display his abilities, put his spectacles on his nose, and pored
over her hoof, as if he had been employed to cut her corns.
Taking advantage of the precise moment, the lady salutes him
with a tremendous kick, which sent him spinning breathless.
His snout was battered, and his face was besmeared and clotted
with gore — in one word, he cut a pitiable figure, while I sat on
the park wall, and jeered him with all the ironical questions
which occurred to me. He raved, and roared, and threatened;
while I was thrilled by the very acme of enjoyment. There
now, nephew, I have made confession; teach me how to obtain
pardon." "Ah!" says Grevincus, "you are laden with fresh
sins. They follow at your heels, and you have no time to escape
them, for I fear you are near your end. You can never think to
be forgiven for the death of the Babbit and the Crow; and the
affront you have put on the noble baron Isegrim can neither be
forgotten nor forgiven. How could you behave so rashly?"
" Pooh," said Reynard, " one has to make one's way in the
world. One can't behave as if he were in a monastery. He
who sells honey, licks his fingers now and then. The Babbit's
fat little body tickled me, and I forgot both love and prudence.
As for Bellin, his stupidity gave me a great deal of trouble ;
but Ave will change the subject. Were I to speak my mind I
could tell you who are robbers and manslayers of the first order ;
but I know full well my want of privilege, and therefore shall be
silent." "I am astonished, uncle," said the Badger, "that von
should confess the sins of other people, when you have so many
of your own to think of." So they came near the court, and met
Martin the Ape travelling out as a pilgrim. They stopped by the
way, and Reynard had some confidential conversation with him.
Reynard told how he was persecuted by his enemies, and, being
under ban, was yet afraid to go to Rome, and leave his family
in the vicinity of Bruin, one of his most deadly foes. The Ape
enlightened his friend Reynard upon the practice of the Church
of Rome; and having himself great interest with the Pope,
promised to get the Fox his absolution, — for what says the
couplet made by his Holiness' laureate?
•• Pardons, indulgences, I buy and sell,
They're good commodities, ami answer well.
Willi money, yon your agenl musl supply,
To bribe the Court, and what you want to buy
The Pope will favour, and defend yen here,
Lei heretics and unbelievers sneer."
Reynard thanked his friend Martin the Ape for Ins kindness,
and proceeded to court without farther delay with his kinsman the
Badger. Saving again arrived at court. Reynard knelt before Ins
Sovereign ; and asci ibing honour to his master in the mosl courth
style of Language; nor did he forgel to pay those compliments to
the Queen which was most agreeable to her royal husband's ear,
and secretly pleasing to herself. The courtiers pressed round,
astonished at his audacity ; but the King appeared fierce and
implacable. " Renowned Monarch," said Eeynard, " you are
crowned — not with the imperial diadem only — but with Valour,
Victory, and Justice. Eewards and punishments are alike yours.
The world expects that you should reward virtue and punish vice.
All pretend to truth and honesty, but were our crimes written on
our foreheads, Bruin and Isegrirn would not sit so near your royal
person, nor loll upon the bench while I am trembling at the bar.
I should then need no witnesses to prove my zeal and devotion to
the person and government of my master. But I must check
myself; I can have no reason to fear when you judge my cause."
With an ingenious eloquence, he explained away the non-
performance of his pilgrimage ; rebutted with great tact and talent
the accusation of the Hare ; proved to the secret conviction of
every one that the Crow had made a false accusation against him,
and not only so, he proved that the Crow had committed the
murder himself. Keyward the Hare and the Crow then left
the court ; all shunned a war of words with such an accomplished
orator; and Reynard was apparently on the eve of triumph,
when the King arose in royal ire, terrific in his gestures and
terrible in untamed majesty — reminding the horror-struck specta-
tors of the sublime quatrain of the poet : —
" He waved his sceptre north away,
The Arctic ring was rift asunder ;
And through the sky the startling bray
Burst louder than the loudest thunder." — Hogg.
Here the favourite nurse, whose untiring attention to the wants
and weaknesses of majesty had entitled her to the high privilege
of being seated in the royal presence, became hysterical with
sheer terror, and the page upon her lap was b\ no means
insensible to the probable consequences of such a paroxysm ; and
having rolled himself into as small a space as possible, laid his
head meekly on his paws, like an Oriental slave previous to
decapitation ; while the moles penetrated into their deepesl
fastnesses; and the crawling worms, with all the rapidity oi
which they were capable, transformed themselves into little red
globules, so as to be mistaken for damaged berries.
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EYNARD alone retained his equanimity in the
midst of the hurricane, trusting to his unrivalled
powers of persuasion. The Monarch babbled in-
cessantly of the Rabbit's murder, and the execution
of Bellin; but extreme passion diverted the current of his
thoughts from their right channel, and choked his utterance 5
' whereupon Reynard interposed in the blandest of his tones,
but somewhat tremulous for the sake of effect, asked — " What do
I hear ? Is the Rabbit dead, and is Bellin no more ? Alas ! I
have lost a treasure with them, such as the most wealthy Jews
have never been in possession of. They were the bearers to
you of gold and gems, such as the world has seldom seen.
Who could have believed that Bellin would have murdered
the Rabbit, in order to rob his most gracious master the King?
Alas ! this world is full of danger and deceit." The King did
not listen to Reynard, but retired to his private chamber in very
bad humour, where the Chamberlain was closeted with the
Ape's wife, who pleaded hard for Reynard, and reminded his
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Majesty of his ability, and of his wise decision in a certain
contest between a countryman and a serpent. The King, a
little soothed, returned into the judgment hall, still, however,
threatening the Fox with death; while Reynard eloquently
regretted the lost gifts, which, if he were free, he would live
only to recover. He proceeded to describe the treasures with
a minuteness that had all the appearance of truth, and with
an air of sincerity and candour: — "I sent your Majesty a ring,
on which were inscribed mystic letters, which only Abryon, the
Jew of Treves, could read. He who wore it could not Buffer
from cold or hunger; could not be defeated in a contest; could
not be hated by a beholder; knew no darkness; and could not
suffer by water or fire. There was a comb also, with a mirror,
intended for the Queen, the wonders of which yet surpassed tin
wonders of the rinff. Pictures were engraved on each." Reynard
explained the fables appertaining to them, lie reminded the
King of the services performed by his father as court physician;
and who unhappily committed suicide from the pangs of fell
remorse, for having for a moment swerved from his loyalty to
his Majesty through weakness and evil companionship. lt The
benefits which I received from your father are of such ;iu ancient
date thai I forget them; but what good did I ever receive from
you?" "I dare not bandy words with my royal master," said
Reynard, ••hut I refer your Majesty to the testimony of your own
heralds, who have publicly recorded many things honourable to
my loyalty, and the reverse to my enemies. It would look life
Belf-glorification were I to remind your Majesty of what 1 have
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done for you, and which I cannot help believing you remember
full well." Reynard again accused Isegrim of dastardly conduct,
and, in an indignant style of eloquence, denounced him as a
coward and a swindler, who was utterly incapable of practising
honesty ; and that he was a disgrace to the assembly in which he
sat, and to the court to which he was attached. The Bear was
also characterised as a devourer of the weak, an insulter of the
people, and an abuser of the royal power ; and lastly, with a loud
voice and lofty bearing, he defied his accusers to mortal combat,
— casting such a look on the Wolf as could neither be mistaken
by the court or the challenged. The King was secretly overjoyed
with Reynard's proposal, and instantly secured bail for the
appearance of the combatants ; and ordered the lists to be pre-
pared for the judicial duel. During the night, Reynard's friends
did all in their power to prepare him for the combat. Dame
Ruckenan the Ape, who had considerable experience in such
matters, exhorted him to go fasting to the field, and to use the
utmost strategy when engaged with his antagonist. " 'Tis not
always strength that either obtains or secures victory, and there-
fore you should lose no advantage. Let Grevincus, your relative,
shave your body all over, except the continuation of the spine ;
then have yourself anointed with a quantity of palm oil which I
shall send you. Run round and round the lists until your enemy's
heart palpitates, and his breathing grows difficult. You will see
a small pool of water on the east side of the lists oozing from a
brooklet, and thickened with dust. Immerse your brush there as
you pass, and dash it in the eyes of your opponent. Do this
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several times ere you come to close quarters with him; then,
when lie is endeavouring to clear his optics, seize him by the
throat, and, if possible, throw him to the ground. The ladies
are wholly on your side, and when you have the semblance of an
advantage, we will wave our handkerchiefs and cheer. This will
not only encourage you, but it will depress the spirits of your
adversary." The sinking hopes of the champion now revived ;
and he attended minutely to the good counsel he had received,
except in the matter of going to the field " fasting ; " for an
unfortunate goose, happening to cross his path that eventful
morning, never returned to the pond of her nativity ; and Reynard,
having wiped his lips, wended his way to the lists, surrounded by
his kinsmen and allies.
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lOT only was lie shaved and anointed agreeably to
i instruction, but Ms joints ay ere lubricated with a
peculiar kind of ointment; lie was, moreover, per-
fumed with balm and other essences. His Majesty
N^ was highly delighted to see him so spruce, and laughed
frh> immoderately when he inspected his smooth well-oiled
J body. " Go, Reynard ; glory or justice, or both, call thee
to the lists. It is meet that thou shouldst defend thy fair fame at
the hazard of thy life ; for to be imfamous is not to live, but to
drag out a miserable existence." Lowly bowed the champion to
his master, and eloquent were the thanks which he tendered him ;
and T looking up with one of his blandest smiles, he bowed to the
ground before her Majesty, and entered within the enclosed ground,
declaring, that if he should prove dastardly enough to fly from
his antagonist in her royal presence, that he deserved to be hanged,
drawn, and quartered. While the whole assembly anxiously and
painfully awaited the onset, the trumpet sounded, and the Wolf
came roaring on the Fox, fierce as the angry Caspian when
agitated by mountain blast ; but Reynard, in place of grappling
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with, his mortal enemy, ran against the wind and scraped up dust
into his pursuer's eyes. Occasionally he dipped his brush into
the small pool of water, which had been secretly deepened a
little, and dashed it with unerring aim full in the two glaring
orbs of his foe. Again and again, like a skilful tactician, he
practised this mode of desultory warfare, until [segrim became
almost blinded; and, to add to his disasters, one of his eyes was
almost torn from the socket by a random blow from the fore-foot
of Reynard as he whisked round him. Long and arduous was
the conflict; and the Fox, believing lie would soon be master of
the field, began to shout after the manner of ancient heroes, to
shame his adversary, and to exult in anticipated victory. Bui
[segrim, in a state of mind bordering on despair, and regardless
of laceration and pain, put forth all his strength, and by one
fortunate effort laid his foe prostrate, and caught one of his
fore-feet between his teeth, which he held with all the tenacity
of a double screw. "Yield thee, thou dastard!" muttered the
Wolf through his throat. Reynard became completely paralysed
with terror; his last shadow of hope had evaporated like mist
before the noonday sun. Like a craven he begged for his
worthless life. lie shed a flood of tears; he implored pitv; he
confessed himself an unhappy wretch; promised to proclaim
[segrim the victor wherever he went; thai he would be his slave
for ever; and that he would fetch his family to kneel before
him. in token of the most abjecl submission. Moreover, he
promised to become the WOlf's purveyor. All ducks,
hens, or lishes, which he migbl hereafter catch, should he placed
v. tin- peace command.
"Your Majesty's will," said Reynard, " has ever been the rule of
my life. To accomplish your desires I have struggled through
good and bad report. Your royal ear has often been poisoned, but
your princely discrimination has as frequently repelled its viru-
lence. 1 know of no greater lu.\ur\ than to live and die in your
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Majesty's service. I appeal to my honourable antagonist if I did
aught to heighten his despair during the conflict ; and now that
it is over, I deeply grieve to see his pretended friends basely
desert their patron ; but it will ever be thus. When wealth, or
royal favour — which is better — set in on you, like the fertilizing
waters of the Nile, friends will accumulate, and flattery resound
through your hall ; let riches and influence depart, and your
fawning wheedlers will follow."
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EATED on his throne, in the midst of his senate, the
Monarch of Beasts and Birds addressed them thus: — •• M\
T7T. lords and gentlemen, we have listened to all your com-
* plaints — have taken them into our serious consideration.
We -hall grant remedy to those who may have heen injured,
and dismiss those statements that appear frivolous. Meanwhile.
it is our will and pleasure to redress the wrongs of our faithful
liegeman Reynard, and reward his worth. His wisdom, expe-
rience, and zeal, deserve our favour, and we have determined !>•
strengthen our government by his vast political knowledge, his
high legal experience, and that personal influence which genius
alone can exercise over the masses. We commission him I"
perforin the onerous duties of Lord High Chancellor, to he the
keeper of our royal conscience, and to utter those decisions in
equity, from which there rs no appeal. A> our bighesi Legal
functionary, we will hear no murmuring at the conclusions he
arrives at, and wherever he sit-, you are to believe the King
i> there. lie shall receive emha-sies in our name, with pOWST
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to treat and to conclude, and we command all our loving subjects
to obey him, as they hope for our favour. He is no bigot, no lazy
thoughtless drone — a burthen to himself and his colleagues in the
cabinet ; he is active and eloquent, ever on the alert ; his judg-
ment is not to be biassed, even by our own royal will 5 neither
power nor party interest will tempt him from the path of rectitude ;
he'll fear no faction, and he'll accept no bribes. Such is the person
which we have elevated to the highest post in our realm — 'tis
yours to obey." The members of senate were struck dumb with
astonishment ; they glared upon each other with amazement ; but
opposition to the royal will would have brought on confiscation,
banishment, or even death, to any daring individual possessed of
the temerity ; so all were silent, which his Majesty construed into
loyalty and acquiescence. Painfully anxious to return to his
castle of Malepartus, where Dame Ermelin was suffering the sorrow
of uncertainty in a darkened chamber, Reynard humbly solicited
the royal permission to revisit his desponding spouse for a short
space. The request was granted on condition that he should return
to court with all convenient speed ; for his presence and oracular
wisdom had become almost necessary to the royal pair. Being so
overwhelmed by regal grace, he scarcely wist what to say ; but
kneeling to the throne, and kissing the feet of the beauteous Queen,
he said — " I bend with awe before your imperial Majesty, and
also before you, the fairest Queen the sun ever shone upon. Long
may you reign in the hearts of your subjects. Under your benefi-
cent auspices may the age of iron depart, and the age of gold
return. May you live, not only in plenty, but in peace • and may
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envy and malice, could not prevail against me; we must forgel
past peril and past disgraces : the times are changing for the
better. Our royal master is bountiful, generous, and good ; he
prefers blunt, unassuming honest v. to clever chicanery : and. what
is more uncommon still, he prefers wisdom to gold.'" When the
towers of his residence burst Oil his view, he halted for a Little,
and flattered his satellites, buoyed up their hopes as to their future
fortunes through his patronage, retained a chosen few as his com-
panions, to swell his triumph when he should appear in the
presence of his wife and family, and bowed an obsequious farewell
to the residue, although he despised them in his heart. Rumour,
with her thousand tongues, hail already proclaimed to the world
the altered circumstances of him who was recently arraigned in
the high court of justice, ns a felon, for great crimes and treason-
able practices. Sis trembling consort could hardly trust the testi-
mony of her eyes, when he sprung to her embrace. I ler articu-
lation was restored after she had shed ;i tlo.nl of tears, :iud she
welcomed him joyfully. His sons were transported with happiness,
and his very servants exulted with pride to Bee their venerated
master once more. After mutual felicitations, he gave B modesl
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narrative of the challenge, the duel, the victory, and the favour-
able change in the royal mind regarding him. " I am now
honoured with the highest position which a subject may hold;
my friends are in ecstasies at my elevation ; my enemies depressed
and despondent. But albeit I have them in my power, I shall
not blight the verdure of my laurels by crushing them precipi-
tantly, nor provide for my friends too hastily ; my opinions, never-
theless, are beyond control, and my power absolute. Moreover,
the King, my master, as the climax of his powers, tendered me
the Great Seal with his own hand ;
Bade me enjoy it with the place and honours,
During my life, and to confirm his goodness,
Tied it by letters patent ;
So that I may truly say in the language of another great
personage, ' I am the state.' "
After having recruited his health, feasted his retainers, and
gleaned golden opinions from his neighbours and dependants, he
repaired to the metropolis, entered his court, mounted the bench,
and awarded such decisions as if he had been an embodiment of
Truth, with Justice and Equity for his assessors. But the novelty
of acting justly and honourably wore off — the glare of popularity
ceased to dazzle him. A compound of avarice, fraud, and
cunning, his judicial conduct had been a piece of acting ; and his
determinations gave him pain in proportion as these approximated
to truth and righteousness. " Why should I injure my health,
and waste my intellect, like a small pettifogger in the courts
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below, for a poor limited remuneration? [f my position Is lofty,
my expenses correspond therewith; and if I am the second in
the monarchy, why should not my revenue be second only to
that of the monarch himself? Besides. 1 am ambitious of
becoming the founder of a family, and of transmitting, nor only
my name and honours, but also something of a more tangible
nature to my descendants ; and I must make hay while rlie sun
shines." Such were the cogitations of the rapacious Chancellor as
be twirled his paws or stroked his beard in his own court,
while he pretended to give his most attentive consideration to the
pleadings of the barristers in Chancery, and endeavoured to pass
for an oracle of wisdom, and a prodigy of legal integrity. Ir is
said, that "a crafty knave needs no broker:" it may he true in
ordinary eases, but such was the depravity of this mushroom
Chancellor's nature — such was his vehement desire tor the
accumulation of filthy lucr< — such his insatiable craving for the
mammon of unrighteousness, that, like the horse-leech, he sucked
the blood alike of pursuer and defendant, rich and poor, as
opportunities presented themselves. Nay, not content with this
abominable procedure, his hired emissaries beset those who
resorted to bis court, together with their kith, kin, and alii
Throughout the various provinces of the kingdom, fraud and
extortion were the order of the day. Decisions in Chancery were
known to be marketable commodities, and the whole department
Voted a delusion and a snare. Sir Isegrim the Wolf drew up ;i
memorial on the subject, largely and mfluentially subscribed, and
presented it to the King, entreating his Majesty to remove the
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arch-offender from liis high office. Grumble the Ass — who had
failed in obtaining the laurel — fired off paper pellets at the head
of the wicked and fraudulent official, in shape of dull pasquinades
and pointless epigrams, together with a satirical lyric, which
obtained some popularity, not from its own merits, but from the
beautiful air to which it was set by Dr. Gallus. Eajah the Elephant
amused the lieges by playing the significant air, entitled " The
Highway to Newgate," and Poodle, the third cousin of Springer
the Hound, beat the " Eogue's March" every evening at sunset —
the import of which was well known to all within hearing. Grunter
the Hog, who had previously acted as standard-bearer, defaced
the hated name from his pennon, and bartered it — staff and all —
with Jackoo the Baboon, who conducted a brewery, for a bushel
of his strongest grains. Even Malkin the Cat, who never either
forgot or forgave her laceration, bequeathed her skin to the author
of the best essay on " Tyranny under colour of Equity." Society
was fast verging towards anarchy, and various constitution-makers
had begun to labour in their vocation, when happily the King
took the alarm, and made minute and laborious investigation
into the alleged malversations of his Chancellor. The result was,
that he revoked his letters patent, deprived him of the Great Seal,
and determined once more to have him impeached and tried
before his peers as a great state criminal —
'■ " He is attack'd,
Call him to present trial. If he may
Find mercy in the law, 'tis his ; if none,
Let him not seek't of us." —
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Meanwhile the sleepless vigilance which had hitherto charac-
terised the degraded ex-official had not diminished. His eyes
were open to every movement, his ears to every whisper. His
emissaries were to be found everywhere ; but the more informa-
tion which they collected the darker grew the page on which it
was written, while his unrivalled sagacity assured him that he
could hope for no clemency, except the axe and the block, as
substitutes for the more vulgar halter and gibbet.
" His high-blown pride at length broke under him,"
And, accordingly, he concerted secret measures with his cousin
Grevincus the Badger, for depriving an ungrateful community of
his eminent services, or, in other words, for absconding like a
felon from the scorn and contempt of an insulted and injured
people. Well did the arch-peculator know that eloquence would
prove ineffectual and ingenuity* powerless ; that the prejudice of
the multitude would be confirmed by irrefragable facts; and that
acquittal was hopeless — condemnation certain. Whereupon the
wily politician was reduced to the bitter alternative of choosing
between ignominy and exile, or certain death. Alter some hours
of agony spent in deliberation, he preferred the former; and
calling up all his sagacity, he started an hour before dawn.
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HIS movement, however, was anticipated by the
police authorities. Scouts had been stationed in the
'k various localities through which it was likely the
fugitive would pass, and sentinels placed on the heights.
The alarm was at length given, and the whole posse,
under the guidance of Springer the Hound, gave chase to
the hated delinquent, who exerted himself with all the energy
arising from the impulsive powers of despair, and love of life.
With masterly dexterity he evaded the fury of Sir Isegrim the
Wolf, and the fleetness and fangs of Springer the Hound, who
hung upon his haunches for several hours; but torn, bleeding,
and breathless, he was at last obliged to give up the chase,
and call off his broken-down followers. Thus Keynard escaped
decapitation; but history and tradition are silent as to the country
of his adoption, his future career, or the termination of his
existence. This much may be affirmed, that remorse with her
cat-o'-nine tails would haunt his meditations by day and his
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dreams by night, and he himself would exclaim in the Language
of the poet —
•• My conscience hath a thousand several tongues,
And every tongue brings in a several tale."
Agreeably to the juridical canons of the monarchy, a writ,
bearing the signature of the Sovereign, was issued from the
Council Office, summoning "Reynard the Fox to appear at tin-
bar of the Privy Council, to answer to the charge of having com-
mitted high crimes against the state." The members of thai august
body met, and citation made, but no answer was returned either by
principal or attorney. Upon which, sentence of outlawry was
passed against the fugitive; his real and movable possessions
escheated to the crown, and his family, with whose concurrence
and assistance he had acted, attainted, declared incapable of
serving the state from henceforth, and rendered infamous for ever.
It is admitted on all hands, that the expatriated Ex-chancellor
possessed all the requisites which form a great character. lie was
sagacious and penetrating, acute and observant, an orator of the
firsl order, and one whose ingenuity was seldom or never at fault.
His legal knowledge was above and beyond that of all his
compeers; and his urbanity and courtesy, especially when they
suited his own purposes, were fascinating. His business habits
were exact and methodical, and his wisdom proverbial; but thai
wisdom was alloyed by low cunning, that sagacity and penetration
by extreme selfishness, that legal knowledge by a morbid avarice
which lie sometimes could ill conceal, and thai inflexible justice
which he was elevated by his Sovereign to dispense to all the
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lieges, was perverted by the lust of procuring wealth, and an
insatiable covetousness which he neither could, nor sought to
repress. Hence, with all his transcendant talents, and the favour
of an indulgent Sovereign, he was precipitated from his place of
pride and power, and became an outlaw, an exile, and a
vagabond ; proving the truth of the proposition promulgated by
the illustrious fictionist, that "guilt, though it may attain
temporal splendour, can never confer real happiness. The evil
consequences of our crimes long survive their commission ; and,
like the ghosts of the murdered, forever haunt the steps of the
malefactor. The paths of virtue, though seldom those of worldly
greatness, are always those of pleasantness and peace."
EDINBURGH: PRINTED BY R. X- R. CLARK.