ClassJPS 3 $^i■ ^ Copyright N" 'bO(c COPYRIGHT DEPOSIT. ODD ODES By Hugh Anthony Maker ODD ODES A SHORT VOLUME OF SHORT POEMS BY Hugh Anthony Makkr 1906 UBRARY of CONGRESS Two Copies Received i NOV 12 1906 ^ CLAS3 /( XXc,, No. COPY B./ ^ * Copyright 1901 and 1906 BY Hugh Anthony Makhr T/id Irvin^ton Printshop Indianapolis To the Memory of My Late Lamented Father Sctb 1R. /IDahct, JEsq. This Book is lovingly inscribed PREFACE. V^j^/N the preparation of the following- volume, jSjIE^ it has been the aim of the Author to con- ^^=^ struct pieces harmonizing- with the Philos- ophy that holds the Universe, when separated into its prime factors, to consist of Time, Space, Matter, and Motion; assuming- as axiomatic, That Time is infinite; Space is illimitable; Matter can not be annihilated; Motion can not be destroyed; That it is a natural law for matter to move throug-h space, without reference to time, accord- ing- to an impetus g-iven it by a certain motion un- til acted upon by a second motion, when it moves in accordance to the second motion, or the second motion modified by the first, or the first modified by the second, and so on throug-h a permutative series to Infinity. We further hold that the complement of the action of Motion upon Matter is chang-e. And in accord- ance with the law we have laid down, thoug-h each succeeding- change is similar in general, it differs in particulars. This differing in particulars is Evo- lution; and through the process of Evolution, Mat- ter resolves itself into those phenomena that give such exquisite charm unto Nature. We would further impress our readers with the idea that in the world of material things there is 7 PREFACE nothing- supernatural; that that which appears to be supernatural is but the result of natural laws we do not understand. Also: That the laws of nature are the laws of God; that if there be a personal deity at the head of the Universe, He does not speak Hebrew, Greek, or Arabic, more fluently than Kng-lish; and further, if He has g-iven any laws unto mankind, that He did not impart them to Moses on Mount Nebo, nor to Mohammed in a cave, nor to Joseph Smith on tablets of g"old, but instead has manifested them in the various principles incarnate in Nature; has written them indelibly upon the geolog-ical strata; has demonstrated their accuracy in the movements of the stars. V^e believe that science is yet in its infancy, and that the man who wishes to study the true word of God will find more of it in the scientific investiga- tion of Nature than in all the pages of the Holy Writ. Like Epicurus, we cleave to the tenet that "Pleas- ure is the chief end of man." When we say "pleas- ure," we do not mean licentiousness that deg-rades the mental, moral, and physical man; but such in- nocent amusements as tend to elevate and improve the man of this generation and leave a wholesome impression on the child of the next. We believe, like Thomas Jefferson, that "All men are born free and equal." For prince and peasant alike come naked into the world, and, like the great 8 PRKFACK Saladin, carry nothing- with them to the g-rave save their winding- sheets. Being- equal in birth, and of commensurate proportions in death, we believe — and fain would lead others to the same conclu- sion — that the hig-hest attainment of human prog-- ress is the procuring- and perpetuation of the in- alienable rig-hts of all men, namely, "Life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness." And for a man to be able to assist in driving- human prog-ress toward such a goal, we believe it is incumbent upon every citizen to g-ather unto himself as much useful knowl- edg-e as his circumstances will permit of, and then use his best efforts to eliminate dog-matism from the church, untruthfulness from the press, and dema- g-og-y from the state. More, we would like to leave the impression that the United States of America is the g-randest nation on the face of the earth; that it is but the culmination of centuries of search for liberty; that to make it the greatest nation that has ever ex- isted, — the mightiest nation that will ever exist, — we have but to carry out the spirit of its founders, by scratching from the statutes each law that sanc- tions, and curb in every way we can, each tendency to revert to monarchy, and, on the other hand, strengthen every tendency toward democracy, and keep honest men in office. Edgar Allen Poe, in his essay on "The Poetic Principle," asserts, and maintains with good logic (and we hold with him), that a long poem does not 9 PREFACE exist; that that which we concede to be a long- poem is but a succession of shorter ones. Therefore most of the pieces in this volume are short, and in a few instances consist of two or more articles on the same subject coupled tog-ether. Furthermore, all poetry of hig-h order contains more substance than is actually expressed in its stanzas, and every true poem conveys some sort of a moral to the mind of the reader. Thus it has been our aim that such pieces as would not allow their peruser to read between the lines, or convey to his mind some sort of a moral, be excluded from this volume. In conclusion, if this book should cause one person to realize that existence is some- thing- grave, and life a sad reality, of short dura- tion, not to be frittered away; should it cause him to think oftener, or reason more, or love better the inalienable rig-hts of all men, it will be deemed a success by its author. H. A. M. Carmel, Indiana, U. S. A., January ist, igoo. 10 ADDITIONAL PREFACE. A FTER a lapse of nearly seven years, we find Jr\. there is but little of the foreg-oing- preface we desire to chang-e. We have, however, decided to arrang-e the work in sections, and to add some poems we previously intended to omit. The sections are arrang-ed as nearly as possible so as to g^roup pieces of a kindred nature tog-ether. Althoug-h some of the sections are like the "infernal scoundrel and the honest man — so much alike we scarce can tell the two apart," we believe it is due to a preponderating- tendency to philosophy, which to a gTeater or less deg-ree pervades almost every piece. Beg-g-ing- pardon of the literary public for our seeming-ly unnecessary delay, we remain its most humble and obedient servant, H. A. M. October i^ igo6. 11 INDEX IviTERARY Section — The Mercenary Bard 21 The Road to Fame 22 The Defense of • 'The Raven" 25 Poetical Suggestions 26 The Rhymers' Trade 28 Philosophical Section — Why Should We Laugh at the Follies of Men 33 An Essay on Immortality 34 Turn Not a Word with a Man That Is Mad. 36 True Greatness 38 The Pleasing Happy Mean 40 The Field 42 Educational Section — The Teacher 49 The Ode to Genius 51 The Commencement 52 Ivove on the Brain 53 The Place at the Top 54 Political Section — Democracy 59 On the Destruction of the Boer Republics. . . 61 On Changing the Constitution in Regard to Religion 63 On the Spanish-American War. 66 The Inaugural Address of 1901 69 13 INDEX Two CampaigTi Songs of 1900 — (a) Silver and Bryan 71 (b) The President's War 74 Primary Times in Hamilton County 76 Money and Brains 77 Personal Section — Introduction of W. W. Pfrimmer 81 Viola and Christina 82 Mary 83 Epistle to Mary 84 ' 'Gracie Divine" 86 ''Ivillie Banker" 87 The Handsome First Lady of Gray 88 Transition — A Cong-ratulation 89 The Apolog-y 90 To a Bachelor Friend 92 To Bert B. Ellis 93 To My Father 95 Back at Winona 97 If Man But Knew What Nature Knows. .... 99 "Of the Making- of Books There Is No End" 101 Sonnet to a Critic 104 On a Young Man Choosing a Profession .... 105 Speculative Section — The Grave 109 On the Location of Heaven Ill On the Form of the Spirit 113 Religious Section — Upon Forgiveness 119 A Sermon 120 14 INDEX Hymn 121 The Paramount Thought 123 On the Power of the Infinite 125 The Deacon's Desire 127 Sundry Sonnets to Pope Leo XIII — I 131 II 132 III 133 IV , 134 V 135 VI 136 Sparkological Section — Dedication 141 Don't Forget the Giver. 143 Unhampered, Unloved, and Alone 144 The One that Loves You the Best of All. . . . 145 When 146 The Lady I Am Looking For 148 To the One that I Love 149 Fain Would I Be with the Lady I Love 150 The Dream 151 The Closet Just Under the Stair 153 Sonnet 155 Enigmatic Section — Dedication 159 Preface 160 Explanation 160 Every Lover Hath a Loved One 161 My Lady 162 Mystery 163 Enigma 164 IS INDEX Spenserian Stanza 165 A May-Day Oifering- 166 Double Handicap 167 "Kind Hearts Are More than Coronets". . . . 168 Sonnet 169 Nature's Shine, in Gleam So Fine 170 Sonnet 171 MiscELi^ANEous Section — As Down throug-h I/ife's Dreary Desert I Wind 175 The Present 176 My Trinity 178 The Bachelor's Lament 179 The Benedict's Paean 180 On the Fall of Man 181 An Episode 182 "Hell" and "Hades" 183 Little Willie 184 The "Governor's" Advice to His Son 185 Conceit in Youth 186 An Application for a Job 187 Distance 188 My Refuge 190 A Retort 192 The Unchallenged Story 194 The Appointed Time To Die 196 Early Memories 198 Strolling- at Midnig-ht 200 Sonnet to White River 202 Sonnet to Spring ... 203 Parody of the Translation of the First Eight Lines of "The Dying Child," by Hans Christian Andersen 204 Finis 205 16 Literary Section To the Memory of the Late Bernard) (BolDsmttb The Patron of My Youth To whom I am. indebted for much classical knowledge and more general literary information Index to IvITBrary Section — The Mercenary Bard The Road to Fame The Defense of "The Raven' Poetical Sug-g-estions The Rhymers' Trade 20 THE MERCENARY BARD The hand that wields a hireling- pen Can but commit a sort of crime, To put disg-ust in minds of men For noblest thoug-hts in rhyme. To prove the truth that I aver I need but use the simplest modes, And ask the reader to refer Unto the "Laureate's" birthday odes. When for a price my verse is wroug-ht, 'Tis void of everything- sublime, For Rhyme forsakes my every Thoug-ht, And Thoug-ht forsakes my Rhyme. When imprints are by impulse broug-ht, My being- seems a perfect chime; Rhyme exists in every Thoug-ht, And Thoug-ht in every Rhyme. June, 1893 21 THE ROAD TO FAME The road to Fame is a dang-erous road, With many a crook and turning*; — Those that travel it bear a load Of longing-, hope, and yearning. Few are the youths that ever dream Of the task they are beginning-. So dazed are they by the worthless gleam Of the prize they hope of winning. He who threads its early shades, Shall know ere he's o'ercome it. That it leads o'er a series of terraced grades Toward a snow-capped, sunlit summit. Each weary traveler shall also learn, Ere he is Fame's adorner. That chasms yawn at every turn, — A gulch rounds every corner. He shall find it consists of "ups and downs," Yet ever upward tending, — That each alternate prospect smiles or frowns, From its start, unto its ending. 22 THE ROAD TO FAME He shall also see its path divide At each turn, each hill and hollow, And find no fing-er-board or g-uide. To tell which prong to follow. He in this easy sort of way May from the right road sever; By it be led so far astray He's lost to Fame forever. He shall ever find this road patrolled, By one that is "strictly in it," Whose position is such he can lay hold Of his victim any minute. Why! He is present at the birth. And faithfully attending. Escorts him through his days of earth. And claims him at their ending. "Death," is the uncased nom de plume Of this effete bravado. That blights his prospects ere they bloom Or kills him in the shadow. When he has passed the dangers all, His goal is an object real; He finds his reward to be amply small Compared with his ideal. 23 THE KOAD TO FAME He shall find the object for which he strove, A sort of an empty bubble; lyike the search for many a treasure trove, Was v^orth not half the trouble I would not chang-e from men to mice, Those whom I might call brothers, Yet I would tender good advice, To "would-be" bards and others. 24 THE DEFENSE OF "THE RAVEN" There is a class of demons Who insist it was the "tremens," Burning- their existence into a being-'s core; — That their g-hastly spectres strolling- Past a g-iant mind's controlling-, Were the very means of tolling- The knell of "Nevermore;" — The quaint, immortal dirg-e of "Never — Never- more." Never was a dart more heinous. Aimed at the heart of g-enius; — Never did true inspiration receive severer blow; — 'Twas but the quaint revealing- Of those strang-e outbursts of feeling- That come o'er the senses stealing-, That the Gifted only know; — That the truly, purely Gifted e'er can know. And, in truth, the mig^hty sequel Is, "The Raven" has no equal, In our lang-uage of the present, or our literature of yore; And the future will be tacit As to poems that outclass it, — They may equal, — not surpass it, — As in days that passed before; — It shall be to rhyme a model in our tong-ue "For- 25 &» POETICAL SUGGESTIONS Man has never written poem, Pro or con on any question, — Ballad, rondeau, sonnet, proem, — Without the aid of some suggestion. Thus we have the corollary. Demonstrating beyond question, Something, though but ordinary. Always gives him the suggestion. Scenes from his father's humble dwelling Father, mother, son and daughter, — Suggested all that Burns is telling, In his story of the "Cotter." Byron gazing upon Harrow, From the scene drew inspiration Of which many fain would borrow. In poetic contemplation. As Woodworth read the lines of Byron, A poetic dream passed o'er him; — The oaken bucket bound in iron. And its surroundings rose before him, Set his poetic lyre to twanging, — With such mastery he struck it, A Woodworth's fame to-day is hanging On the bail of that old bucket. 26 POETICAI. SUGGESTIONS A rural home by clear Hockhocking-, — Not some deep unfathomed riddle, Nor occurrence strang-e or shocking-, — Sug-g-ested "Cabin Home" to Biddle. Our theme becomes not less endearing-, Nor the illustration darker. To read the "Cabin in the Clearing," By our old friend, Ben S. Parker. 'Twas not sugg-ested by some hobby. Or something most extraordinary. But by the death of "Little Robbie," And the sainted life of "Mary." Thus we say, — and with consistence, — It is a theory fully tested, Every poem in existence. Has by something been suggested. November 2j, 190J, 27 THE RHYMERS' TRADE The Rhymers' trade is the making- of g-ems, The coining- of aphorisms. The proper placing- of apotheg-n And arrang-ing- of sjllog-isms. rms, The cleverly weaving- into song-, Of choicest bits of story; — The expressing- in rhythmic metre strong- The pith of allegory. The setting well of priceless truth In figures of matchless metre, That it may appeal the more to youth, And adults may think it sweeter. The retaining of that which the bard deems fit Of the hateful stuif called rumor; — The preserving of brilliant flashes of wit. And the infinite jests of humor. The blending in sweet, harmonious rhyme. Of fact and strange delusion; — Of quaint, ridiculous, queer, sublime, In elaborate profusion. With zeal like an ardent votary true, — To his art in true oblation, All this and more doth the Rhymer do, As he plys his queer vocation. 28 Philosophical Section This Section is respectfully dedicated to my esteemed Friend %. S. JBpers, /ID. H). As a. token of the high personal regard in which he is held by me Index to Philosophical Section — Why Should We Laugh at the Follies of Men? An Essay on Immortality Turn Not a Word with a Man That Is Mad True Greatness The Pleasing- Happy Mean The Field 32 WHY SHOULD WK LAUGH AT THE FOLLIES OF MEN ? Why should we laug'h at the follies of men, Or smile at some slig-ht eccentricity shown? For does it never occur to us then, Some similar freak may be one of our own. Surely that man bears a load of conceit, Who imagines himself of such accurate ways, As to make his exterior appear so complete, As to look as perfection in every one's g-aze. He who flatters himself that "I am exempt From the foibles that freig-ht all the rest of man- kind," Is an object as fit for fullest contempt, As ever omnipotent nature designed. In fact, I think that I need not repeat. Could each view himself with some other man's eyes. Many would part with a load of conceit, — Many faces assume quite a look of surprise. For we truly believe that the horrible sig-ht, Of miserable g"host, or of mischievous elf. Could produce in most men not half so much frig-ht, As one good wholesome view of himself. 33 AN ESSAY ON IMMORTALITY No one of mean or royal birth, Whate'er his race or name may be, But hath eternal days on earth, — An earthly immortality. At death each of our several lives Does not v^holly cease to be, But in a manner still survives In deeds or in posterity. The children's birth, — the parents' loss,- Are as metal when refined; A process that casts off the dross, And leaves the metal pure behind. Kach and every one of us, Despite humility or pride. Is but a sort of omnibus. Where our prog-enerators ride. We call it death, — the parent dies. Is seen no more in haunts of men. Yet from his children's sparkling eyes. He's mirrored to the world again. We see the dullness, or the fire. In every deed and action done, That was extant within the sire, Reincarnate in the son. 34 AN KSSAY ON IMMORTALITY We see each lineament of grace, That in the mother's form was seen, Reflected from the daug-hter's face, Or silhouetted in her mein It seemeth strang-e, — but yet 'tis true, The time shall come when we shall be, Known in this world by X-ray view, Caug-ht up from our posterity. Let's make our several conducts thus. That then there shall no trace be seen In those whose lineag-e runs to us. Of inebriate or libertine. With scruples let us fill the place Designed by nature's stern degree; As wardens of the human race, — The guardians of posterity. 35 TURN NOT A WORD WITH A MAN THAT IS MAD Turn not a word with a man that is mad, — 'Tis not a falsehood that I wish to disclose, But truth, simple truth (the most pure to be had) — For his reason hath fled when his choler arose. Woman is but the twin sister of man, With passions the same; I would have you infer, When she is ang-ered, — just doubt if you can, — Reason is ^vholly unknown to her. Think not I've at hasty conclusions arrived, Or that the premise my lof^ic refutes, — But the woman or man of reason deprived Is on an identical plane with the brutes. When God made the mind of which man is so proud, — That power by which he such mastery wields, — It was then that mankind was with reason endowed. To disting-uish the race from the beasts of the fields. 36 TURN NOT A WORD WITH A MAN THAT IS MAD If the person that's ang-ered is prone to reflect, Leave him alone in his wrath for a while, For an humble apology one can expect When reflection in time sets him free from his g-uile. If he nurses his v,^rath as the seasons retreat, Till passion's dark cloud all his virtues bedim. Let him g-o ! — As one "Wise in his conceit. There's more hope of a fool than of him." 37 TRUE GREATNESS We learn this much from out the classic lore, That seven cities claimed the Homer dead; — In those same cities (in rag's from door to door), The living- Homer sang* and beg-g-ed his bread. So long- as voices shall be lifted up to sing-, — So long- as harps, and lutes, and lyres are strung-, — So long- the labyrinth of time shall ring-, With strains that the immortal Homer sung-. Once there did exist a man named Poe, Who lived in penury and died in want; — Throug-hout the years that are to come and g-o, His name and works will ever be extant. In life unrecog-nized his actual worth, An unappreciating- public did his work ig-nore; Yet, along-side of the truly g-reat of earth. His name is shining- now and will "Forevermore." Ag-ain, there lived in Judea's land a man Whose g-reatest trait was not the g-ift of song-; But worked His way upon a broader, nobler plan, And lost His life contending- with the wrong-. 38 TRUE GREATNESS Thoug-h the populace His every truth denied — Did Him revile — His very being- sought — Thoug-h Him they stripped, and scourged, and cru- cified, They did not crucify the truths He taught. 'Tis not within the scope of any one to say, When the works of Christ shall wholly cease to be; Just how and when His words shall pass away. His splendid aphorisms lose their potency Time is the test true greatness must endure, Kre it can show an uncontested claim, Dispel the cloud that makes its title insecure, Establish rights to everlasting fame. True greatness stands the trying test of time; For it is a gem possessed of such a ray. The flood of years quench not its gleam sublime, But brighter wears "as ages roll away." 39 THE PLEASING HAPPY MEAN Half-way between the zenith and the nadir lies The Earth, the best place known for man to dwell; And of all the Worlds that roam about the skies, If there a better is, no one has deig-ned to tell. The best of hours that fill duration's sphere, 'Twixt the beg-inning- and the end of time. Is the potent Now, — the moment that is here, — The present, with its gTacious g-ifts sublime. 'Twixt summer's heat and winter's bitter cold, When spring- flowers come, or autumn fruits are here. Exist the days the poets have extolled. The sweetest, best, and brigfhtest of the j^ear. 'Tween silly youth and sad, decrepit ag-e, Lies what is known as manhood's sturdy prime, 'Tis then we may in enterprise eng-ag-e. To fix our "Footprints on the sands of time." The best point known upon the social plane, — The one in which the person is the nearest free, Is where virtue, temperance, honesty, in jointure reig-n, UnvSoiled by wealth, — unstained by poverty. 40 THE PLEASING HAPPY MEAN The happiest nation upon this Karth to-daj, Is that state unknown, that so conducts affairs, Its rulers with unquestioned truth can say, "We have no poor — we boast no millionaires." The religious state appealing- most to sense. Is that between the infidel and zealot schools. That gives to its possessors a proper reverence. Keeps from atheism, nor makes them bigot fools. Nature's thinking student can only but arrive, At one conclusion in his philosophic dream; — That nature ever seems to struggle and to strive For equilibrium, — not for vain extreme. To him it will be more than clearly seen, That every several subject teems With something like a pleasing happy mean. That lies half-way betwixt its two extremes. 41 THE FIELD All boastful knowledg-e hath revealed, All subtle science hath unsealed, Or invention made the ages yield. Are but the products of one field. All aesthetic art hath shown. Or sculpture wrought in bronze or stone, To illustrate the great unknown. Are fruits of this same field alone. Oratory's rhythmic flow, Poetry's ecstatic glow, Music's accents, — sweet and low, — Like down from off its surface blow. The mental things that daily feed Us with desires that ever plead For nobler thought or better deed. From this field spring like vernal weed. Inceptions of things great or base That lead to honor or disgrace, — To mountains climb or rainbows chase,— Originate in this same place. 42 THE FIELD Too, mig-ht it well be understood, That all those votive deeds of g-ood That mark true man or womanhood, Are mast of this field's choicest wood. Perhaps your minds with fancies fraught, Are into expectation wroug^ht. Wondering- this field's name, — if aug-ht; — We answer 'tis the Field of Thought. Why ! Such of eruditions minions As would soar on learning's pinions, In the "Monarch thought's dominions," Seek the "stuff" for their opinions. Such as forge out His'try's link. Biding nations rise or sink, — Who wonders work "in blood or ink," — In every case are those who think. This field is not what one would call, A narrow, stinted area small, Encompassed round by mighty wall; — 'Tis open, free, with room for all. Yet it was not always free. For when we pry in history, 'Round it lucid minds can see Palisades of bigotry. 43 THE FIELD Sordid days of mental greed, When big-ot potentates decreed, That every thoug-ht, and word, and deed, Must be in harmony with creed. When thoug^hts that mig-ht an ag-e illume Were forced to meet a common doom; — For authorit}^ decreed the v/omb In which they g-rew should be their tomb. Ah! Wicked cruel days were they, When men did think but dared not say; — Let's hojje and trust that big-ot's sway Has forever passed away. Kach of us should try to learn The truth, for which we all should yearn, And g-ive ourselves the most concern. That such reg-ime does not return. And hail this ag-e's precious dower, That the boastful big-ot's power Has fallen from its ancient bower, And thoug-ht grows freer every hour. With all the ancient barriers down (No matter who may smile or frown), From President to vulg-ar clown, May in its precincts seek renown. 44 THE FIKLD For free thoug-ht is not now a crime, And any one, at any time. Can dress a thoug-ht, g-rand or sublime, In oratory, prose, or rhyme. Each one now, with justest pride, May any chosen hobby ride Into thoug-ht's arena wide, — There view a truth from any side. Thoug-h people may be lame or blind. Deaf, untaug-ht, or unrefined. Can cultivate,— if so inclined, — The royal g-races of the mind. Thoug-h bacchanals may toast and drink, And punning- wag-s may nod and blink, And purse-proud people show their "chink," Success accrues to those who think. Then let it be rig-ht here revealed. That those who g-reatest influence wield, Are those whose wits and nerves are steeled To hig-hest culture of the field. So while we cling- to being-'s link, Each one of us should try to drink In all the truth expressed in ink, — And most of all, — profoundly think. 45 Educational Section Index to Educational Section — The Teacher The Ode to Genius The Commencement Love on the Brain The Place at the Top 48 THE TEACHER The greatest teacher that ever has taug-ht The most valuable lessons to youth, That the brightest and best illustrations have wrought, Of the infinite value of truth — Was it a prophet, with prophecies grand, On which gTeat religions to found? Or warrior w^ith myriad hosts at command, Some king to strike to the ground? Was it a poet with volume immense, Who could all the language command, Who for rhythm or sound could sacrifice sense. By merely a turn of the hand? Was it a professor for knowledge renowned. With an LL.D. to his name. Who had earnestly sought, and the pathway had found. To the sphere of legitimate fame?. . . . Those making the deepest impressions on thought, Who gave unto science a plan. From their infancy up, have ever been taught By a different genius than man. 49 THE TKACHKK Those folks who display intellectual force, — Whom we g-iants of intellect call, Draw all of their learning- from one common source, That in truth is not human at all Natural phenomena "uttereth speech," That telleth Dame Nature to be The greatest of teachers that ever did teach Truth from fallacies free. If we carefully take into strictest account, All the phases of physical things. Nature looms up as the wounderful fount, — The source from which all knowledg-e springs. 50 THE ODE TO GENIUS Does not my g-ifted Lady know 'Tis more the pupil than the school? — That learning's but a tinsel show, When grafted on a fool? We meet with those whose learnings fit Them with a Newton's mind to vie, — Like Tycho Brahe, lack the wit That learning to apply. Nature doth impart a strain, No teacher can supply, Incessant toil can not attain. And wealth can never buy. The gift of genius stands for more Than highest college's degree. Of "Master," "Fellow," "Bachelor," Or "Doctor of Philosophy," Our verse may something recommend, In which we can not both concur, — Yet genius privileges extend That no diploma can confer. 51 THE COMMENCEMENT If gift of prose or poetry were mine, I would subject your patience to invasion; And forg-e some classic phrase or metred line To fitly celebrate this grand occasion. For this is the all-eventful eve, — The eve of graduation, — When of the class you take your leave. And seek some other station. School days are gone, ne'er to return, — They're part of memory's treasure; But in the future thou wilt learn To think of them with pleasure. May not this happy event prove The capstone of your education. But merely as a sort of groove Mark the top of its foundation. May the knowledge thou hast acquired, Prove no fleeting chattle; — By it may you be much inspired. As with life's trials you battle. 52 LOVE ON THE BRAIN You will kindly excuse me for the thoug"ht that imbues me, Aad allow me a chance to explain; — If you seek the hig-h station of a g-ood education. You must not get love on the brain. So be not offended by truths here extended, — To school a young- lady is vain, Be she ever so clever, it is fruitless endeavor When once she g-ets "boy on the brain." The law has no scruples when applied to male pu- pils, For all of its merits obtain; In school or in colleg^e, they can not g-ain knowl- edge, When once they get "girl on the brain." Remember, dear teachers, you are frail human creatures, — (All we tell you is but for your gain) — You will get along better to spurn Cupid's fetter, And never "get love on the brain." It would be a good feature for pupil and teacher A discipline strict to maintain. By carefully turning their minds all to learning. And "cutting out" "love on the brain." 53 THE PLACE AT THE TOP Though the tasks of this life be many or few, We should try each task to do well; Whatever may fall in our pathway to do, In that we should strive to excel. Those who earnestly try to excel in their line, Who their more careless fellows surpass, Are measuring up to the worthy design. That marks them as head of their class. He who masters a trade, a profession, or art,— Plys his calling sufficiently good, Is filling the place, — is playing the part That nature intended he should. They who ably attend their domestic affairs,— Be it farm, or office, or shop, — Will always be able to find room upstairs. An honorable place at the top. August 2^ igoi. 54 Political Section Index to Political Section — Democracy On the Destruction of the Boer Republics On Chang-ing- the Constitution in Regard to Religion On the Spanish-American War Inaug^ural Address of 1901 Two Campaig-n Songs of 1900 (a) Silver and Bryan (b) The President's War Primary Times in Hamilton County Money and Brains 58 DEMOCRACY Incarnate in nature, a principle lies, That the actions of ages have tested; Its voice has bidden free nations to rise As philosophy's teaching's sug-g-ested. To the children of men it has served as a lig"ht,- As a beacon intended to lead 'em From the primeval g-loom of monarchy's nig-ht To the broad, open hig-hway of freedom. In words was that principle clearly defined, To men and all his descendents, When Jefferson drew from his masterly mind The scroll that declared independence. Its epitome shines in the one phrase alone, "That all men are born free and equal;"— For a century past has that apotheg-m shone, And all the world knows the sequel. With valor did Jackson that doctrine defend. With vig-or did Lincoln apply it; And Bryan has shown that he is its friend. And only a fool would deny it. 59 DEMOCRACY In vain have the monarchs of centuries past Tried to surpass one another In spying- out means sufficiently vast Its spirit forever to smother. When tyranny laj^eth her vig-ilance by, Its spark into brilliancy flashes; As oft as oppression may cause it to die, It will Phoenix-like rise from its ashes. Thoug-h the powers that oppose it may outnumber Hell, And all of its reg-ions infernal. They are not enoug-h its powers to dispel, — 'Tis a principle, fixed and eternal. Throug-h history's pag-es we easy can trace The case to successful solution, — That Democracy formeth the chemical base, Of our Nation's most blest Constitution. Nor does it conclude, a person must rise To a plane as hig-h as a steeple. Before he can see that sovereig^nty lies. Not in king-s, — but the will of the people. So long- as Democracy is kept alive, And the people its principles cherish, So long- shall the blessings of Freedom survive. And Liberty never shall perish. 60 ON THE DESTRUCTION OF THE BOER REPUBLICS Though the armies of Britain have swept the Transvaal, Have driven to exile the gallant "Oom Paul," Have ruthlessly seized with vicious design The picturesque realm of President Steyn; — Though the triumph of Britain is full and complete. It does not obliterate Buller's defeat; Nor does it disprove that England has sold Ages of prestige for diamonds and gold. Considering the life and the treasure it cost To win as she has, Great Britain has lost; For "The Empire" has shown, while smiting the Boer, A weakness her enemies knew not before. By pursuing a policy utterly mean, England has shortened the life of her Queen; Besides, she has fixed an indelible stain On the unwonted close of a glorious reign. 61 ON THE DESTRUCTION OF THE BOER REPUBLICS As time speeds along^, it can never be said That Liberty's spirit forever is dead; Thoug-h Kings may look sullen and Emperors frown, L/ike the famed g-host of Banquo, it never vvdll down. "You may break, you may shatter, the vase if you will. But the scent of the roses will cling- round it still;" Thus while the Transvaal has "kopje" or dell. So long- in that land that spirit shall dwell. Nor does it result from the recent melee That in British success mankind is more free; Nor does that success throw open the door To one sing-le home for well-to-do poor. No! Instead, it merely unfurls Opportunities g*rand for lords, dukes and earls; Will furnish a place for each leech of the crown. To go seek the baubles of wealth and renown. 62 ON CHANGING THK CONSTITUTION IN REGARD TO RELIGION Proud should every American be, To know that he lives in this land of the west That has long been the home of the brave and the free, The refuge for all the world's wronged and op- pressed. For each one can point with the justest of pride, (Deep sanguine pride that should not abate), To the parts of our statutes that strictly provide, "There shall be no union of church with the state." For this cause alone should each one rejoice, — Should consider himself as signally blest, — For his prayers can ascend to the God of his choice, And no one on earth even dares to molest When the church and the state are in unity blended, With the act that so wills is our best right laid low, — The days of our freedom are practically ended. And liberty's form is crushed by the blow. 63 ON CHANGING THE CONSTITUTION For then some one would have the dominion, Over the tenets of some other's mind, — The finest example,— should we use our opinion, — Of the essence of tyranny, doubly refined. The fathers they bled for a chance to ordain it, The mothers they wept for each drop as it fell; Should we, as their offspring-, fail to maintain it, 'Twould a sad tale of ing-ratitude tell. Yet in our land are those so despotic, — Those with their minds so basely derang-ed, — As to make them so utterly unpatriotic. As to wish that our blest Constitution was chang-ed; Those so debased in their mental decisions. As to think that our country is sadly in need Of chang-ing- its statutes' most blessed provisions To suit some big-ot's dog-matical creed. Those thus misled are demented in reason. Or their breasts are ag-low with an unholy flame. As vag-ue, as impure, as unhallowed as treason, — As fit for contempt, — as worthy of shame. 64 ON CHANGING THE CONSTITUTION And they that would be as silent spectators To the minutest chang-e in that valuable scroll, Stand in the rank and the file with the traitors, Side unto side, and cheek unto jowl He who insists that chang-es are needed, Should at once be transferred to the land of a throne. Where the laws of the state and the monarch are creeded, And the creed be directly opposed to his own. Septembers, i8go. 65 ON THE SPANISH-AMERICAN WAR When the Stars and the Stripes over "Morro" are flying-,* When on suppliant knee recalcitrant Spain Is suing" for peace, — has ceased her denying- The fact that her ag-ents destroyed "The Maine;" When with the valor of fabled Achilles, For humanity's sake, — not unscrupulous g"ain, — We have wrested "the pearl of the lovely Antilles" Forever from under the scepter of Spain; Thoug-h long- be the tale, or short be the story, The conflict be brief, or the combat be sore, Our country will win a circlet of g"lory That was never accorded a nation before. As the vast panorama of nations is shifted. To an air that is rendered by a "concert of powers," Sovereig-ns will bow, and crowns will be lifted, In deference due this republic of ours. *General Fitzhug-h lyce sent word to General Weyler by the pilot who took "The Fern" out of the harbor, that '"The Fern" would be the last American vessel to leave Havana while the Spanish flag- flies over Morro. Thus it occurred to me that, when the Spanish flag- ceased to fly over the fortress, for a time at least the Stars and Stripes would fly in its place. 66 ON THK SPANISH-AMERICAN WAR Thoug-h king-s may deny, and cabinets dissemble, — May vow they are strong-, when in truth they are weak, — Monarchs will quake, and thrones they will tremble, Whenever our country has reasons to speak. Then as a people intensely delig-hted. We'll rejoice in the fact that the strug-g-le is o'er; That our differing- States are cemented, — United, — In union much strong-er than ever before. For we will have forgotten some sad recollections (A fact all our people can hig-hly extol) — This bickering- zeal bestowed upon sections Will forever be lost in the pride of the whole. We will also have learned some lessons substantial That will deeply pervade each American heart. With knowledge pertaining to matters financial And that substance so subtle, diplomacy's art. Nor will all of the good accrue to this nation. But will rather instead for the whole world ob- tain. In extending the bounds of civilization, And giving more breadth unto liberty's plain. 67 ON THE SPANISH-AMFRICAN WAR *'The war," says Crispi, "has unpleasant surprises," But well does the veteran of Italy know, That as monarchy wanes, democracy rises, With face all afiush with liberty's g-low. As a government's power by the governed is granted. Ere many decades we shall probably see Some kingdoms of Europe by republics supplanted, Their princes dethroned, their people made free. May 2gth, i8g8. 68 TWO CAMPAIGN SONGS Those who in ninety-six blundered, With oblivion flirted like *'Bill,"* In the glorious year nineteen-hundred, May return to the fold if they will; If their heads are yet so unlevel, As to make them self -set in their way, They can simply just g-o to the Evil one's reg-ions and stay. May the salt tears never g-row dry on The cheeks of those traitors so bold. Who deserted the standard of Bryan, For McKinley, or Palmer, or Gold. Should we when we deal with our islands, Ig-nore their citizens' wills? While the law for New Eng-land's hig-hlands Applies to New Mexico's hills? It is nothing- but base prostitution, To secure a few rich men some "swag-," When we let not our blest Constitution, Walk hand in hand with the flag-. With our old friends, "Mike" and "Bill" Ryan, We will stand in the ranks as of old And thrust in our ballots for Bryan, — To Sheol with this dog-ma for Gold. *"Bill"— William D. Bynum. 73 TWO CAMPAIGN SONGS NOTE TO THK PRESIDENT S WAR The Philippine war stands on the pag-es of history as a monument to the erring- judgement of President McKinley, and will forever furnish an example of Shakespeare's apho- rism, "The evils men do live after them." Had he listened more to the dictates of justice and not so much to the clam- or of exploiters, he would have deprived history of one dis- graceful page. The Hon. Thomas K. Boyd was selected as a national speaker for the campaign of 1900, and a peroration of his, as near as I remember, was, "Where sleep the bones of our soldier dead on the burning sands of Luzon, no other flag shall e'er salute the dawn," which R. M. Isherwood, of the Noblesville Democrat, delighted to refer to as "Tom Boyd bleaching his bones on the sands of Luzon," etc. These and some other things are responsible for "The President's War" as I have written it, and 1 take pleasure in dedicating it to Comrades Dr. Albert R. Tucker and Hon. Henry M. Caylor. (b) the president's war There comes an awful tumult from the Orient afar, Lfike the rattling" and the rumbling* of a broken rail- way car; 'Tis the loud reverberation of the presidential war, Of the President's awful war. We read with thrills of horror how our generals act the brute; And how our noble soldier boys bayonet and shoot, Trample Rig-ht and Constitution both squarely un- der foot. In this, the President's war. 74 TWO CAMPAIGN SONGS Yet as truly awful as all of this may be, On due deliberation, it somehow seems to me, We are yet to tell you of a worse calamity, In this, the President's war. For we hear the patient voters are soon to be an- noyed By the peanut fakir log-ic of Comrade Thomas Boyd, Whom they say that Marcus Hanna has so recent- ly employed To defend the President's war. We know what Tom will rave about, will storm and puff and blow, Will vow that all true patriots are ever thus and so; When it comes down to enlistment, Tom would be the last to g-o And fig-ht in the President's war. Yet Tom Boyd's body will lie rotting- in Luzon, The jackals and the buzzards will be feasting there- upon. The festive soul of Thomas- to the bow-wows will have gone, Kre ends the President's war. 75 PRIMARY TIMES IN HAMILTON COUNTY Primary times are awful times, If our senses don't delude us, When Republican sinners are led to crimes By a Democratic Judas. When many a first-class citizen Lifts hand ag-ainst his brother, And scores of real g-ood Christian men Tell lies upon each other. And many another his veng-eance soothes As he fiing-s, — without fear or favor, — The cover back from hidden truths Of decided skunk-like flavor. A ^'primary" hath more evils still. For each little g-ambling- *'hedg-er" Stakes his "dough" to enforce the will Of The Hamilton County Ledger. 76 THE INAUGURAL ADDRESS OF 1901 As we peruse the President's inaug^ural address, Small is the knowledge it imparts us, if you please; For 'tis composed of bluff, and brag-, and g-uess, — *'A g-littering- mass of incongruities." The whole thing is merely lingual chaff, — An empty document, — a simple hollow cast, — Possessing not a single line or paragraph In harmony with our traditions of the past. The Declaration's principles are all ignored. The Constitution's truths are thrust aside; Those who subscribe to them are duly scored. While ample quantities of self-praise are supplied. It seems that he endeavors, as he prates. In all his readers' minds to firmly fix, That the history of these United States Has all transpired since eighteen ninety-six. He would revive a policy and call it something new, — A law of which the world knows nothing as more old,— Would make this country's masses subservient to few, — The majority of citizens the sycophants of gold. 69 THE INAUGURAL ADDRESS OF 1901 He would as deliberate, and as artfully, pursue The policies by which Augustus stole the liber- ties of Rome; Cast aside all our traditions, — sidetrack the public view, — On useless wars abroad and prosperity at home. Fain would he lead the people to forget The trials our fathers were forced to undergo, Before they could the host of tyranny upset, — Deal imperialism their forceful, staggering blow. He does not appear to know this nation and its laws (Where all men are free, or are supposed to be), Is but the good results of many a worthy cause, In centuries of search for liberty The road is long that does not have a turn; — Consistant member of the A. O. F.* is he, Who from the past can not some lesson learn, Of use to those that are, and those that are to be. Well may we call that man a blooming fool, Who in the light of facts is so deceived or dumb, That he would fain adopt this maxim as a rule, — "Life is so long, the judgment can not come." The time will come, — no matter who it be, — When his career will in the judgment set; — For his vanity it somehow seems to me, The hand of God may smite our President yet. March 9, igoi. *A. O. F.— "Ancient Order of Fools." 70 TWO CAMPAIGN SONGS OF 1900 (a) silver and BRYAN Our land's in the midst of a crisis, The result of conspiracies bold, That have used all sorts of devices, To raise up an idol to Gold. — How can we avert this sad crisis, Thwart these conspiracies bold, Make fruitless these many devices, And tear down this idol of Gold? — Just wait and sternly rely on The power that our citizens hold. And trust they will all vote for Bryan, And ruin this idol of Gold. There are those who think 'twould be better (If true be the thing-s we are told) — That for each fifty cents loaned the debtor, He should pay back one dollar in g-old. How can we destroy this fetter. Loosen the tentacle fold That binds the unfortunate debtor To this octopus demon of Gold? — Just act the part of the lion, — Do something- as equally bold; — Just cast all our ballots for Bryan, And throttle this demon of Gold. 71 TWO CAMPAIGN SONGS Let each one vie with his neighbor, To shear this gold de'il of his horns; To shield the moist brow of labor From this damnable ''garland of thorns;" Let us strive to save the affliction, The deluge of misery untold, That would follow mankind's crucifixion, On a "cross that is made out of gold." With the zeal of pilgrim to Zion, We will use all these ballots we hold, For success of Silver and Bryan, — For defeat of McKinley and Gold. Must we hark to the press that would scold us, Make us England's supremacy own? Or, as Uncle "Dick" Thompson has told us,* Believe we can go it alone? Must we bow in as utter submission, As sycophant servants of old? Submit to the awful condition, That makes us slaves unto Gold? W^ith the courage of Admiral Tryon, We will see that our ballots are polled On the side of Silver and Bryan, To blot out our slavery to Gold. ^The venerable Colonel Richard W. Thompson, when dis- cussing- the Republican Platform of 1896, in referring- to the plank declaring- for "free coinag-e by interna- tional ag-reement," remarked that "America is big- enoug-h to g-o it alone on all economic questions." 72 MONEY AND BRAINS Oh! For a means to wipe out these stains, That mark this deg-enerate day, When money supplants both merits and brains, And virtue has nothing- to say. An age that's possessed of prospects for none, — That consig-ns all men to the ditch, Save the one who by birth g-ood luck made the son Of the man who chanced to be rich. Yet arrog-ant people may boasting-ly say Our lines speak other than truth. But "just all the same," be that as it may. It's a blig-ht on the spirit of youth. 'Tis a sad day for earth, and especially our land. When brains by wealth are surpassed. When youth is forbidden the chance to expand. By the damnable theory of caste. Were Jefferson's principles fully applied, Such state of things would not be; — For the blessing's of nature are never denied To men that are equal and free. April iith^ I go I. 77 Personal Section Index to Personal Section — Introduction of W. W. Pfrimmer Viola and Christina Marj Epistle to Mary "Gracie Divine" "Lillie Banker" The Handsome First Lady of Gray Transition — A Cong-ratulation The Apolog-y To a Bachelor Friend To Bert B. Kllis To My Father Back at Winona "If Man But Knew What Nature Knows" "Of the Making of Books There Is No Knd' Sonnet to a Critic On a Young* Man Choosing- a Profession 80 INTRODUCTION OF W. W. PFRIMMER The splendid pleasure comes to me To stand before you as you see, And introduce to all of ye The poet of the Kankakee. Indeed his happy, wholesome rhymes. Are not mere g-littering- pantomimes, But fitted well to suit our times. And sweeter are than vesper chimes. He may call it flattery, — Yet I put forth this prophecy: — An ag-e may pass, ere we shall see Another such a one as he. And in the years that are to come, When all of us are cold and dumb, Riley's name and his will *'chum," In poetry of Hoosierdom. His works such merits comprehend. My words can not too hig-h commend, So I'll just stop, — and here extend The introduction of my friend. November 21st, igo2. 81 VIOLA AND CHRISTINA Two lovely sisters, full of fun, Live with their dear old mother; Viola is the name of one, Christina of the other. The lurid tint of loveliest rose, Of phlox and g-ladioli, As the meerest nothing- shows, Compared with dear Viola. The sweetest perfume of the pinks. Of fuchsia and verbena, Into vag-ue oblivion sinks, Contrasted with Christina Kach in her way is staid and firm As "statutes of Westminster;" — I'll bet my hopes for a g-overnor's term That each will be a spinster. i8g2. 82 MARY Some g-irls fail to catch my eye, Some make my pulses vary; — But it always makes my heart bound hig-h, When I behold my Mary. Those tulip cheeks, that laug-hing- eye, Those lips so like a cherry, Make me think that I could die, Could I but win my Mary. ******* I could not if I were to try, Say aug-ht extraordinary; — To speak the truth, I can't deny I'm "dead" in love with Mary. When g-ard'ning- pays enough to buy A farm, a store, or diary, Then, and not till then, will I The question "pop" to Mary. Then should her loveliness reply With favors to my query. From that time on I sure will try To spend my life for Mary. And when I've laid life's burdens by For things more visionary, In Hades low, or Heaven hig-h, I'll wail or sing- of Mary. 83 EPISTLE TO MARY Dear Friend, To speak the truth in accents plain (Do not think I am unkind) — For four long- years I've tried in vain To banish Mary from my mind. Yet throug-h all the years I've tried To g-ive that lady no concern, Aught thrust the guard of will aside, And thoughts of Mary would return. Since I have tried, and for m}^ life I can not drive those thoug-hts away, I think I just will cease the strife, And let those sweet volitions stay. And more! — I think that I shall try To lend more color to "the crime," Just put all other subjects by And think of Mary all the time Oh! Cruel fates, thy sullen reig-n. Me pecuniary gfain forbids; Makes matrimonial thoughts as vain, As hopes of autumn katydids * * 84 EPISTLE TO MARY Perhaps 'tis more than I deserve, But for the want of better ends, I trust we can each other serve, In the capacity of friends. And through the years that intervene, Between the "Now" and the "Beyond," I think it would be "nothing- mean" If you and I should correspond. So as old Time applies his wing-, To shift the scenes in walks of men, Please assist the mails to bring- A sweet epistle now and then. February^ i8gg. 85 "GRACIE DIVINK" It was worth all my interest in heaven, All the portion of earth that was mine, To spend an evening- from six to eleven. In the smiles of dear "Gracie divine." The moon and the stars ceased to g-listen, Even the sun failed to shine, When I had the occasion to listen To a song by dear "Gracie divine.". . . . My prospects they all turned as yellow As the squash when the frost nips the vine, When I learned that another g-ood fellow Had wedded sweet "Gracie divine." 86 "LILLIE BANKER" "Lillie Banker," pretty g-irl, With rosy cheeks and teeth of pearl, — With a winsome, radiant smile. One can see for half a mile! . . . . Oh, sinful man! What thoughts are his, To note how handsome Lillie is; Such puts strang-e bees into his hat. And makes his heart g-o "pit-a-pat." Her gentle way so sweet appears. It makes one 'most forget his years, — His wrinkles and gray hairs forget, And think he is a minor yet. It would indeed be something sweet To have the privilege to compete With the richest of the land, For the gift of Lillie's hand Oh! For a tongue to curse this day, For I am both old and gray, — Not that age is a disgrace. But would it not be out of place For an ancient lad like me To court a lady young as she? igo2. 87 THE HANDSOME FIRST LADY OF GRAY A¥ith a coal black steed to a rubber tire prancing-, With a g-reen feather boa, coquettish^ g-ay, 'Neath a blue velvet hat with its ostrich plumes dancing-, Proudly rides out the First Lady of Gray. With her veil well thrown back, and her "Kis-me g-um" chewing, She smiles as she speaks to the folks by the way. Who cut out their toils, and cease their tasks doing-. To g-aze at the handsome First Lady of Gray. They gaze as if they thoug-ht it a duty, — A homage that they should respectfully pay. In deference due to the exquisite beauty Extant in the handsome First Lady of Gray. With pride each one of her friend Quaker neig-hbors, Respectfull}^ fashion each word that they say, — Devotedly use the most of their labors. In apeing the handsome First Lady of Gray. I would not say aught to spoil a good story. Yet arrang-ement of thing-s compels me to say, If you want the best place on this side of g"lory. Just "swap" with the handsome First Lady of Gray. TRANSITION— A CONGRATULATION Soon an event shall occur, — If true be the things people say, — When the beautiful "Belle of Ben Hur," Shall become "The First Lady of Gray." Why! It will create quite a "stir," — Will lend great renown to the day When the beautiful "Belle of Ben Hur" Becomes "The First Lady of Gray." Though it be not as we would prefer, We sure can no rancor display. To oifend the sweet "Belle of Ben Hur," Or annoy "The First Lady of Gray." But instead will most fully concur, And ask that old Time speed the day When the beautiful "Belle of Ben Hur" Shall become "The First Lady of Gray." In truth, we can never demur, — In short we have nothing to say But "Farewell, sweet 'Belle of Ben Hur'— Welcome, 'First Lady of Gray'." 89 THE APOLOGY Once g-iven an offense will be Remembered to the last; — True to the poet's simile, "As chang-eless as the past." Thoug-h the offended may forg-ive, The offense is ne'er forg-ot; While offended and offenders live, Their friendship bears a blot. . . . Man can not chang-e, nor even move The thing-s the die of time has cast;- So we the future must improve If we wish to mend the past. The one that wilfully offends. Just to make some others smile. And never tries to make amends, Por his pert imprudent wile, — Fate ever should to him deny, — Should never unto him extend, — The hallowed luxuries that lie In the person of a friend. 90 THE APOLOGY As perhaps most of you know, To entertain an audience, Upon a day not long ago, I gave a lady great offense. The audience both smiled and cheered, As if it were a master play; — Not without cause, I since have feared She has not loved me since that day. I can but only act the part Imposed by etiquette's decree; And ask with humble, contrite heart, O, Nellie — Pardon me. April 26th ^ 1^0 J. 91 TO A BACHELOR FRIEND When we read the stories of days g"one by, When ang-els were ming-ling- with men, With a silent g-roan, and an unheard sig-h, We wish we were living" then. When the beauties of Margaret our fancies eng-ag-e. We cease such fate to bewail, And would swap not the present for any old ag-e To be found on chronology's scale. Though Margaret boasts not a vestige of wings To prove claims as an angel are true, Yet she possesses enough other things To be angel sufi&cient for you. So let me admonish, sleep not on your right, But improve as if 'twere divine, And the elegant do, and this very night Ask the dear girl to be thine. igoo. 92 TO BERT B. ELLIS The great round sun will surely rise and set, The giddy planets still go whirling round, The blazing stars will yield their beauties yet, When thou and I are sleeping underground. Each flaming meteor will drag its fiery train, Exciting human wonder as before; The starry vault will mysteries contain, When thou and I are said to be no more. Winter's dreary ways will soften into spring, And spring to summer in time will yield a place; Autumn its load of fruits and grain will bring, And go again as winter comes apace. The babbling brooks will ripple toward the sea. The woods unfold their robes of living green. To change to brown or gray the leaf of bush and tree, As fast as nature bids the season shift the scene. **Time will with his solemn brood of care plod on," Nor will he cease to keep his stock of duty well in store; With ecstasies "the gay will laugh when thou art gone," "And each will chase his favorite phantom as before." 93 TO BKRT B. KI.LIS Thoug-h it may somewhat cloud the human mind, Distract the heart, — "may ravish human sense," — It is a proposition clear and well defined, One person is of little consequence. Our lang-uag-e has for quite a while been g-raced By a maxim that is very true and terse: Should it so occur one atom be displaced, That alone might wreck the universe. Thus might it be to suit some wise desig-n, That fate decreed that thou and I should be; Had we not best unto that fate resign. And humbly bow unto that fate's decree? And with the best of grace accept the several parts The accident of life has bid us play; Attempt with zeal,— with fulsome earnest hearts, — The duties it imposes every day? And does it not in bold relief appear. That children prone to thinking could Happily draw from thy or my career Some of the basic principles of good? And more, as we review and ponder o'er it all, Do we not evolve a proposition plain? — Thoug-h our parts in life are "really something- small," Yet those same parts are "really nothing- vain." 94 *T0 MY FATHER I cannot tell how much I owe my sire; The strength of body, mind and limb; All things in me that people most admire I ov/e to him. He taught me ever from my early youth To temperate be, and walk in wisdom's way; To ever do the right and speak the truth, Let come what may. He taught me that I should all evils shun; On all immoral things should place a ban; Be like the- noblest work that God has done — An honest man. He early led me in the light to know That slight reward awaits for those that shirk; That honors do accrue to those who show Worth by their work. As he by word and precept did me teach, And did the choicest treasures of his mind outpour, He showed me by his daily life all he did preach And something more. *This poem was read at the funeral of the late Seth R. Maker by the Rev. H. A. Cottingham. 95 If such example every father set before his son, And every son then emulate his sire In worth, men of this world would be — yes, every one — A few planes higher. And should my mind embody forth a prayer, And ask one boon, I'd ask that I should be. In all the parts life calls on me to bear, As true as he. Now that he has passed unto the g-reat unknown. My pleasant memories of him are such Throughout my coming years, I aye must own I owe him much. October yth^ ^9^5- 96 BACK AT WINONA [Respectfully dedicated to Rev. Henry Webb Johnson, D. D., director of Winona Assembly, in due acknowledg-ment for sug-g^estions, inspirations, etc.] The beautiful morning*, All nature adorning-, Too sweet for pencil or pen. Fills to full measure Our chalice of pleasure, To be at Winona ag-ain. The pictures so sainted. That nature has painted. For adornment of hillside and glen. Fill us with g-ladness. Almost unto madness. To be at Winona ag-ain. Althoug-h it is duty To recog-nize beauty, In all things wherever we can, Yet beauty is reckoned, As fitted for second. When we live at Winona again. 97 BACK AT WINONA What nature expresses In gaudy, gay dresses, Shrinks into nothingness when New friends we are meeting And old ones we're greeting, Back at Winona again. There is no employment But yields some enjoyment To sound-minded women or men,- Earth has no treasure. Possessed of more pleasure Than to be at Winona again. 98 ''IF MAN BUT KNEW WHAT NATURE KNOWS" [Respectfully dedicated to my newly acquired friend, Dr. Henry W. Elson, Ph. D.] If man but knew what nature knows, What secrets she doth hold. It mines of knowledg-e would disclose, Of value more than g-old. O, vanity, how thou wouldst shrink, And vanish all thy shows. And pompous pride, how thou wouldst sink. If man but knew what nature knows. If man but knew what nature knows. Our volumes then how small; What little light our learning- throws On subjects one and all. O, literature, how strangely mute, And art, what senseless pose; O, sculpture, of what ill repute. If man but knew what nature knows. If man but knew what nature knows. What wisdom she could give Of every earthly thing that grows, Or has the power to live; 99 LQTQ. *'IF MAN BUT KNEW WHAT NATURE KNOWS Of every orb that floats in space, And there serenely g-lows; — 'Twould savor of divinest grace, If man but knew what nature knows. If man but knew what nature knows, How blest would be his part; What happiness would round him close. What pleasures fill his heart; What fortune would attend him then To baffle human woes; O, what a golden age for men. If man but knew what nature knows, September loth^ 1903. 100 "OF THE MAKING OF BOOKS THERK IS NO END" [To Charles Kug-ene Batiks, President '^^''estern Associa- tion of Writers.] "Of the making- of books there is no end;" Since the very moment when time beg-an With a master hand to mix and blend Material thing's as time but can, — Wherever we search the infinite span, The hand of nature the facts extend, To clearly prove to the mind of man, "Of the making- of books there is no end." "Of the making- of books there is no end;" The very hills with their strata lines, And their deep ravines that downward wend Throug-h rag-g-ed shrubs and tang-led vines, Past stately oaks and slender pines. With their tuneful birds, for aye contend With an eloquence more than of great divines, "Of the making- of books there is no end." "Of the making- of books there is no end;" As the soft sweet summer breezes blow, Making- the trees to wave and bend And their shades on the g-reen sward come and g-o, 101 "of the making of books there is no end" Or their picture chang-e in the lake below, — Kach several chang-e doth a pag-e append To the world of books, to clearly show "Of the making- of books there is no end." "Of the making- of books there is no end;" When the frost king- reig-ns, and the winter snows In their mig-hty majesties descend. And their mantle white o'er the whole scene throws. Bringing- man and beast the train of woes That ever upon their wake attend, All reveal the truth, and the fact disclose, "Of the making- of books there is no end." "Of the making- of books there is no end;" Each one that inhabits this earthly sphere, With a fervor he scarce can comprehend, As he lives throug-h each succeeding- year And adds new phases to his career. With his every act doth outward send The evidence proving-, full and clear, "Of the making- of books there is no end." "Of the making- of books there is no end;" As time elapses from ag-e to ag-e. And the eras that g-o in their turns append To history's bulk another pag-e. Dispensing more light to savant and sage, — "To the ending doom" they ever bend Their tale to proclaim at every stage, "Of the making of books there is no end." 102 "of the making of books there is no end" "Of the making- of books there is no end;" And when we have passed to the end of time, To the place where our souls in Akasa^' blend, Or enter oblivion's sphere sublime, Or wander athwart some ethereal clime, — Methinks some tone will there attend, And proclaim more loudly than this poor rhyme, "Of the making- of books there is no end." November 2^th, igo^. *Akasa is an untranslated and untranslatable Sanskrit word. Its nearest Eng-lish equivalent is "ether." It differs from ether in the fact that ether is atomic, while Akasa is not. 103 SONNET TO A CRITIC [Respectfully dedicated to my esteemed friend, Hewitt Hanson Howland, editor of The Reader Magazine.^ It seems to me it oug^ht to g-ive the public pain, Each time occasion bids it view with me The lowly, sad, debased, degraded plane To which has sunk the status of true poetry; Childish chant and vague verbosity, Ditties, dialects and dog-g-erels, lead the muse's train, While "nig-g-er," "kid" and "crank" philosophy Is all the substance stanzas now contain; While haughty critics, boastful, proud and vain, In learned ignorance send forth high decree. In words enough to drive a man insane. Exalt mere stuff and taboo poetry; While such exists, the public must with me. Await a better age and bear the pain. December 2 2d, igo^. 104 ON A YOUNG MAN CHOOSING A PROFESSION Ralph I — And is it not a something sad indeed, When we view the future heaped on prospect's scale, See each of our several chances to succeed Outbalanced by a better chance to fail? Is it not enough to 'pall the stoutest heart, And make us wish we never had been born, Or censure fate for giving- us a start In this cold world with prospects so forlorn? The first I knew of this aifair called life, Was I was here; — irresponsible for being here; — Was forced upon these scenes of bustling strife, With duties that increase with every year I feel there is but one thing for a man to do (Owning man to be the victim of most cruel fate). Is to take his burden up, then wade like others through. Hard striving to retire from the dilemma straight. Indeed, all we can do, is lay our "ante" down, Then play the game of life for all that it is worth, — Trust upon our efforts Dame Fortune will not frown. That the mirage success will glorify our birth. 105 Speculative Section Index to Speculative Section — The Grave On the Location of Heaven On the Form of the Spirit 108 THE GRAVE What is thy mystery, oh, silent grave? Why is it that thou art so greatly feared. Alike by coward and the fearless brave, — So much despised, and yet so much revered? Art thou but a sort of little narrow bin. Where poverty, ambition, pride and all are hurled; Beauty, Youth and Age are plucked and garnered in, Or art thou but the portal to another world? Or art thou but a chest, in which the worms con- sume The flesh and steep the soul in everlasting night? Or but the entrance unto realms where souls resume Their earthly shapes and dwell in endless light? Or art thou just the gateway to an untried zone, Where all people go and ne'er return, — Walk in the light of mysteries unknown. That human power is still unable to discern? 109 THE GRAVE Or dost thou draw the curtain over all, — Success or failure, triumph or defeat, — Or fling- thine ebon mantle over g-reat and small. To let the living- know the drama is complete?. . . Say what we will, deep mystery holds sway; From out thy depths no mig-hty secrets flow; Poets, prophets and philosophers can only say, We do not — and we can not know! April lyth, I go I, 110 ON THE LOCATION OF HKAVKN What would I g-ive, could I but only know Unto what bourne the souls of the departed fly; Unto what realm they are consig-ned to go, — What portion of the universe that realm doth oc- cupy? And does it rest upon this world below, In dale, on hill, plateau, or level, g-rass-clad lea; On mountain peak, robed in perpetual snow, Or unknown isle in unexplored sea? Or does it find its truly wonted place. As spiritualism's crafty votaries say, Hard by, within the roomy realms of space, But one short, narrow, meager span away? Or does it lift itself above the sun and stars. Past worlds whose lights have not yet reached our own? And is it reached by trains of special cars That more than fly through worlds of space un- known? Ill ON THE I.OCATION OF HEAVEN Or is it reached by simpler means and shorter march? Is it confined within a narrower span, Beneath the ragged sutures of the cranial arch? — Within the speculative mind of man? .... We must lay the cloak of sophistry aside, Admit the truth, our human frailty own, And by the truth of Plato's line abide, '*A11 that we know is, nothing can be known." September loth^ ^Sgj. 112 ON THK FORM OF THE SPIRIT What would I g-ive to view with vision unobscured The portion of man's being- that lies beyond the tomb? — The pang-s or pleasures bj departed souls endured, The true, the actual shape a spirit must assume. Does it assume a superhuman guise. Possess a face of an immortal g'low, Lit up by soft, sweet, super-radiant eyes, — A spectacle surpassing human power to know? Or does it in the other world possess a shape As hideous as fetish idols are to Christian sig-ht, The form of newt, or viper, toad, or howling- ape. With face and visage black as murky nig-ht? What does it do when in the great beyond — How does it while the hours of vast eternity away ? Does it to sweet and blissful realms abscond. To spend a happy future in unending- day? Or does it in peace dwell in the great unknown, Unsubject unto alternating storms or calms. Or join in never-ending- parade around God's throne, Thrumming" a harp and sing-ing sacred psalms? 113 ON THE FORM OF THE SPIRIT Does it live in the beauties of an everlasting- day, Dwell in the pleasures of an eternal bliss? Doing- in that world, — thoug-h it be work or play,- That which it loved the best to do in this?. . . . Frail human power that can not penetrate Mysteries reposing- in the infinite alone; — Our weakness thus decrees, that we interpolate, It is not now, and never shall be known. 114 Religious Section Index to Rkligious Section — Upon Forgiveness A Sermon Hymn The Paramount Thought On the Power of the Infinite The Deacon's Desire 118 UPON FORGIVENESS Would every being- try to live Free from all vain pretenses; If every person could forgive, Or no one g-ive offenses! Could selfish people cease their strife, Or use some of their labor In putting- pleasure in the life Of some less happy neig^hbor! With no offenders 'mong- mankind. Or every one forg-iving-, Why, this would be a world refined. And life be worth the living- Such state is known to consist Of something- so unreal. That such millenium can't exist Outside of the ideal. Yet there is a chance for all That dwell within the nation, To use their mig-ht, however small. For its approximation. February 21^ 1^97- 119 A SERMON Text. — And with what measure ye mete, it shall be meas- ured to you ag-ain. — Matt. VII, 2. He that is unburdened by the vice of self-conceit, Will see some scriptures verified in every walk of men; Will see such measures as he did choose to mete To others, in fulness meted unto him again. The one that makes an arbitrary use of power, That does another wrong- throug-h wantonness, Will some time in his life experience an hour When he'll be forced to render up redress; When he must settle for the evil he has done. Must pay the penalties imposed by time; Must answer for his misdeeds, — every one, — Much as a culprit answers for his crime. For "he that dig's a pit himself shall fall therein;" The maker of an evil law shall suffer from its doom; The evil doer reaps the wag-es of his sin. For "vice" it is that "digs its own voluptuous tomb." Thus in the reig-n of terror, — that terrible affair, — When "France g-ot drunk on blood to vomit crime;" The fate of Danton, Marat, and of Robespierre, Exemplifies the truth in awfulness sublime. March, igoi. 120 HYMN Thoug"h pangs of grief may rend the heart, And tears may dim the eye, The very best of friends must part, — Must learn to say goodbye. Though weary age may think it hard, And wondering childhood think it strange, 'Tis but in fullest strict accord With nature's law of change. Life holds a radiant charm for youth, That makes it loth to lay it by, As years steal on and show their truth, They bid that subtle radiance fly. It is a truth that nought explains, (Nor can we state the reason why), The greater years that one attains. The less that person dreads to die. When death — mankind's eternal bane, — Sounds the call to cease the strife, It hath not then the slightest pain For those that make the most of life. 121 HYMN Thoug-h death its weig-ht of dread supplies, Attended close by sullen grief, It often g-ives the one that dies A happy measure of relief. Oh! Is there mortal man so vain, That he would a '^Struldbrug-" be, Bear life's sorrow, care and pain. For all eternity? November, i8gg. \11 THE PARAMOUNT THOUGHT The paramount thoug*ht in the human mind, — A part of its general plot, — It is the earnest desire of all mankind, Never to be forgot. Most people would like to have it so. Happen whatever will. Though countless ages come and go. To be remembered still. Few but would yield the very last breath In hazardous enterprise, If they thought that through vainglorious death Their names should immortally rise. Let them believe in a God or not. The story is just the same; They are willing to do no matter what. To earn a deathless name. In awful agonies on the rack, Erostratus did explain, To roll oblivion's mantle back, He burned Diana's fane. 123 THK PARAMOUNT THOUGHT The peasant standing- bj his king-, By Pantheon's aperture, In mind conceived an awful thing To make his name endure. The man who g-uides the ship of state Strives to conduct his sway So that mankind will call him g-reat When he has passed away. The rich erect great monuments, In tombs of sculptured stone. So when their souls have journeyed hence, Their names shall still be known. The poor who know that death shall claim In time their earthly mold, — Whom fate denies the bauble fame. And fuller tithe of gold, — Erect somewhere in roomy space A sweet elysium fair, And then reserve themselves a place To dwell forever there. We do believe none dare disown. Or would the fact ignore. Our best desire is to be known, Somewhere, forevermore. March 28^ igoi. 124 ON THE POWER OF THE INFINITE The power that once could make me live, Can surely make me live again, Should it but please that power to give Life unto souls as unto men. In truth, I really can not see, Why that same power at pleasure may Not build a soul for eternity. Just like a body for a day. Though life just comes,— or be it sent,— Be it effect, — or be it cause, — Of Deity, — or accident. It well attests harmonious laws. Something causes rain to fall. Aught makes the snow to crystallize. And groups the stars, both great and small, In constellations in the skies. Nature everywhere displays. The cunning of an unseen hand. That seems to work in dubious ways. We do not wholly understand. 125 ON THE POWER OF THE INFINITE In Spite of low-born human aims, Of who may scoff, or who applaud, The Universe each day proclaims That nature's laws are laws of God. And everywhere, — both hig-h and low,— Where space by heavenly orbs is lit, Material thing's all tend to show The potent power of the infinite. Aprils I go I. 126 THE DEACON'S DESIRE O, if there be a place on hig-h, Where ang-el mounts on snowy wing-, Where cherub soars athwart the sky, With his g-olden harp and its silver string- That he sweetly plays, while seraphim sing, In rare, rich notes, more sweet and clear Than melodious tones of anything That yet hath fallen on mortal ear; Again, if that place is all decked out. In the halcyon scenes of the long- ago; If its smiling vistas are compassed about With the faces of friends that we used to know, Mind can not conceive of lovelier show, And forthwith the desire grows strong in me, That that is the place where I want to go To spend the scope of eternity. If life is probation, O let me live An exemplary life, in which abounds The requisite things it takes to give Me full admission to those hallowed grounds. Where angel song and harp resounds. And the old friends smile as a bride in her teens; — Then for aye let me hear those enchanting sounds, — Forever behold those entrancing scenes. January, 1^04.. \11 Sundry Sonnets to Pope Leo XIII SUNDRY SONNETS TO POPE LEO XIII The force of circumstances compels us to revere The reverend Sage that fills St. Peter's chair; For when we study well his grand career, Which of his predecessors can with him compare? Should they from out their graves arise, which one would dare Contest with him the right to Papal fame? For if a greater Pope did live, what annals do declare The fact — what volume speaks his name? As well as Pope he is philosopher and sage, — An ornament unto the lofty place he fills; Fit head of a mighty church, in an enlightened age; His name's an inspiration; his teaching ever thrills Us with desire for nobler aims and better deeds, and should At all times cast our little might upon the side of good. 131 SONNET TO POPE LEO XIII II One thing- that makes the mig-hty Leo great, That showeth him superior of king's, Is his firm tendency to separate The spiritual from the temporal things; — Grant full divorce between the Church and State; — Have men to worship God from choice and not by law; — Such with liberal men is never out of date, But is a means that ever tends to draw Men to the Church, and drive them not away. If all men would this spirit emulate, ' Twould bring- to earth a better, brig-hter day; The world with ecstasy would then await The time when men would cease this strife for pelf, And each would love his neig-hbor as himself. 132 SONNET TO POPE LEO XIII III Had Leo been the Pope since Anno Domini, Conjecture can scarce supply "what mig-ht have been;" Dark pag-es would be torn from History, The Church be shrived of many an earthly sin; We could not then read of those cruel days, When men did dare to die for conscience' sake, — When Earth was treated to such g-allery plays. As Huss and Cranmer at the stake; All these and more would fully be erased, And annals of much better thing-s be in their place; The story of the Inquisition would be effaced, And Catholicism shorn of much disgrace; And Christian history would be freig-hted then. With more peace on earth, and better will to men. 133 SONNET TO POPF LEO XIII IV The Reaper Death has g-leaned the g-iants of his day,— Most of the great minds of his century are g"one; The comrades of his prime 'most all have passed away, Yet his frail body still keeps living- on; And we admire the g^reatness of the man. Who physically was never over-strong-; Considering- his ninety years, we only can Wonder why it is, that he has lived so long-; Yet as we reflect, the reason will appear, How he has lived, this wicked world to bless, Is by doing- rig-ht, and keeping- conscience-clear, Living on simple fare — committing- no excess. So from his life we can this moral draw. He long-est lives, who lives by nature's law. 134 SONNKT TO POPE LEO XIII V When he told his people in America to use the public school, And g-ive the child relig-ious training- in the home; Advised the French to live in peace with the Republic's rule, He shed a g-lowing- luster upon the Church of Rome. That for principle and not policy, he this did do. Will ever to his credit in bold relief appear, When it is known he cut the Papal revenue. By nearly twenty million francs a year. To view his blameless life all throug-h, it would Seem that he has ever been a servant of the rig-ht, Obeying" the commands dictated him by g"Ood, For g-lorious advancement of the eternal rig^ht. Knowing- his death is near at hand, we must reg-ret His ag-e forbids he can not live a century yet. 135 SONNET TO POPE LEO XIII VI And could another hundred years be his, With no misg-iving-s we believe they would Add ten decades of glory to what is, — Be to this world a potent source of g-ood. For we believe each several utterance Of his, forthcoming every now and then. With this wicked, cruel world perchance Would plead for purer homes, and cleaner, better men. Speaking from his high place as Pope, Gives to his words a better, farther reach, — Deeper effect, a grander, broader scope, Than things ten thousand orators may preach. For every sentence by his lips unfurled. Precipitates a sound that echoes round the world. June iith^ igoi. 136 Sparkological Section This Section is respectfully dedicated to the fast-fading memory of the dear girls that would not have m,e Index to Sparkologicai. Section — Don't Forg-et the Giver Unhampered, Unloved, and Alone The One That Loves You the Best of All When The Lady I Am Looking- For To the One That I Love Fain Would I Be with the Lady I Love The Dream The Closet Just Under the Stair Sonnet 142 DON'T FORGET THE GIVER Please accept with deferent grace The g-ift I now deliver, As fleeting- years steal on apace, Please don't forg-et the g^iver. Thoug^h pierced by every phantom dart, In love's enchanted quiver, Just clasp this volume to your heart. And don't forg-et the g-iver. Should you dwell in frescoed halls, And hireling's round you shiver, When on this g-ift your vision falls, Pray don't forg-et the g-iver. Or should you g-lide in humble bark, Adown life's stormy river, Be its pathway lig-ht or dark. Oh, don't forg-et the g-iver. Thoug-h hatred's mountains may divide, Or seas of fate may sever, Guard this gift with jealous pride, And don't forget the giver. 143 UNHAMPERED, UNLOVED, AND ALONE 'Tis a pleasure to know that ag-ain I am free, That my heart it again is my own; That I sail as I please on life's reffluent sea, Unhampered, unloved, and alone. My heart it bounds high and my spirits are g"ay, As if buoyed up by something- unknown, — Perhaps 'tis the thought that wherever I stray I'm unhampered, unloved, and alone. I will roam through the realms of many a clime, - Will wander through many a zone, — Will ramble about just to pass away time. Unhampered, unloved, and alone. It is truly an exquisite pleasure to me, — The sweetest I ever have known. That I sail as I please on life's stormy sea, Unhampered, unloved, and alone. 1887. 144 THK ONE THAT LOVES YOU THE BEST OF ALL As the passing- years "may flag- or fly," If by chance your eyes on these stanzas fall, Remember the one they were written by, — 'Twas he that loved you the best of all. Thoug-h fortune decks your higher state, And your ear attends to honor's call. Oh! Envy not the erring- fate. Of the one that loved you the best of all. Oh! Do not think he is unjust. Or that his stonj^ heart is small. For it was you that could not trust The one that loved you the best of all. Worry not, nor sig-h, nor fret. Nor scenes of pleasures past recall, But suffer never to forg-et, The one that loved j'OU the best of all. Oh! Never be a slave to fate, Nor subject unto amour's thrall, But when thou seekest thee a mate, Seek him thou lovest the best of all. 1887 or 1888. 145 WHEN When will our hearts be lig-hter, And our spirits be as g'aj? When will our hopes be brig-hter, Than they are to-day? When will our chance be better, Upon life's path to stray; More free from bond or fetter, Than we are to-day? When will our lives be longer, When will we feel the ray Of mutual love the strong-er, Than we do to-day? Will it be when we are older — When our hair is silver-g-ray? When our mortal portions moulder In the cold and silent clay? Will it be when ag-e is telling, When the flower of life is flown? Or when our souls are dwelling In the misty, great unknown? 146 WHEN Will it be when we are parted — When one of us is g"one, And the other, broken-hearted, Must still keep living- on? While the present's g-loating- o'er us, 'Tis with pleasure that we find That most of life's before us. And but little is behind. While wanting* better season, While yet in youthful prime. It is plain unto our reason, Now is the sanctioned time For us to destine whether In the future you and I Shall live parted or tog^ether From now until we die. March 2yth, 1888. 147 THE LADY I AM LOOKING FOR Long- have I cherished a hidden plan, For almost an ag-e have I tarried, Looking- about for some "female man," That is dead for a chance to g-et married. Whose ang-el-like ways and beauties are such As to merit me calling- her " honey," One who, by her mag-ical touch, Can turn cheap rhymes into money. One whose masculine attributes are The kind all my defects to cover; With whom my talents are ever at par, And is proud to call me her lover. Should the fates controlling- connubial bliss, Decide that thus they will mate me, With my fortunes linked to a lady like this, Fame will most surely await me. May igth, igoj. 148 TO THE ONE THAT I LOVE Oh, pride of my heart, that I proudly can style you The one whom my love for can never depart; — But excuse me, (for I wish not to beg-uile you, Nor spread discontent o'er your fetterless heart, Or by smooth, flattering- words to rashly compel you To deliver to me all the charms you possess), My effort is but an endeavor to tell you, Of love that no words can ever express. For as rock the great waves in the deep, briny ocean. When turbulent g-ales are blowing above, So throbs my heart with -the deepest emotion. While lisping the name of the one that I love. Never, oh, never, while to love is in fashion. Or the law still exists that makes lovers be true. Shall this throbbing heart forget the fond passion, That long has existed within it for you. Had I all the wealth concealed in the mountains, Had I all the pearls that are hid in the sea. Had I a fine palace, with its groves and its foun- tains, I could not be happy if parted from thee. July, 1885, 149 FAIN WOULD I BE WITH THE LADY I LOVE Fain would I be with the lady I love, O, fain with her would I be, Whom I reverence more than the ang-els above, Or the ''sirens down under the sea." Her face is more fair to my mind, Her form can more beauties display. Than art has in color designed. Or sculpture has modelled in clay. The mythical leg-ends of old Of elves and of fairies so fair. Not half so much witchery hold As lurks in her aureate hair. The beautiful orbs of the nig-ht, That shine throug-h the dark from the sky. To me they are never so brig-ht As the glance of her beautiful eye. The effect of Luna's pale beam. As it falls on some tropical isle. Is a faint, insignificant gleam. Compared with her radiant smile. Why sing of the glories above. Of the sweets that in paradise be? Where'er is the lady I love. That spot it is heaven to me. 150 THE DRKAM Outward I peered throug-h the stilly nig-ht, Across the lawn so shady, Methoug-ht I saw by the moon's pale lig-ht The handsome form of "my lady." Robed in raiment of spotless white, Her hair in the nig-ht-wind streaming-, Her face ag*low with intense delight. Her eyes with pleasure beaming-. Tossing- her head with a careless air, And a sweet old love-tune sing-ing-, As if enjoying- the pleasure rare Of some heavenly message bringing. Tell me, dearest, what have you there. That fills your cup of pleasure; What happy news does "my lady" bear. That her cup o'erflows its measure? Says she, " It is but the same old tale, That adorns romance's pages; Though the story is old, it is never stale, And has been so through the ages; 151 THE DREAM "To tell jou the truth, I must declare By the heaven that bends above you — By every deity I will swear, That with all my heart I love you." Says I, " My dear, if you tell me true, I must make the same confession. For you love me no more than I love you, As I'd prove had I expression.". . . . But a "moping- owl " on a bough near by, With his weird, obstreperous screaming-, Disturbed my sleep so much that I Awoke to find I was dreaming. Curses be on that ominous bird. That called from such scenes Klysian, That could, by his chilly screeches absurd, Wreck such a heavenly vision. August 2ist, igo^. 152 THE CLOSET JUST UNDER THE STAIR Once I went to see "Moddy," But it turned out a quite sad affair; For the darling-, she hid her whole body In a closet just under the stair. Where with eyes tear-stained like a mourner, And all "hunkered" down like a bear, She crouched 'way back in a corner Of the closet just under the stair. As her grace that dominion invaded, The mice took on quite a scare; And the roaches turned out and paraded, In the closet just under the stair. The bedbug-s played "Jack and the fiddle," And the taper moths sig-hed for a g-lare; And the crickets sang- "Hey-diddle-diddle, " In the closet just under the stair. The old shoes had feeling's of sorrow Their lang-uag-e could never declare, So they silently waited the morrow, In the closet just under the stair. 153 THE CI.OSET JUST UNDER THE STAIR And the spiders, thej winked at each other, With a sort of a mischievous air; Maud wished herself out, and her mother In the closet just under the stair. What! Did her wits all forsake her? Or was she in love to despair. That caused her to fly from her Maker, To the closet just under the stair? The Lord only knows how much money I would g-ive could I have been there, Alone in the gloom with my "honey," In the closet just under the stair. Many times would I since have eat melons, With her parents, that royal old pair. But I feared she would fly to Aunt Ellen's, Or the closet just under the stair. Forget it, O Lord! I can never, So long as life's burdens I bear; With regrets I'll remember forever, That closet just under the stair. 154 *SONNET Dear Lady, if I really crazy be, And truly am of unsound mind, It is a proposition full and clear to me, The cause would not be difficult to find. For when the fates shall bid you g-o and see The thing-s the future really keeps in store, The past to you shall bear its mystery, And thou shalt view ang^elic records o'er; Then shalt thou know the past's most full amount; Perhaps be vexed when thou shalt see In black and white — charged unto your account- The cause of my insanity. For loving- too well, and only thee. Is why it is, I thus so crazy be. *The lady to whom this sonnet is addressed, once playfully insinuated that we were "crazy," thus placing us upon the defensive. The above is our answer to the charge. 155 Enigmatic Section Index to Enigmatic Section — Preface Explanation Every Lover Hath a Loved One My Lady Mystery Enig-ma Spenserian Stanza A May-Day Offering- Double Handicap "Kind Hearts Are More than Coronets" Sonnet Nature's Shine in Gleam so Fine Sonnet 158 This section is respectfully dedicated to the per- sons whose names are interwoven in the lines of the several pieces composing it PREFACE TO THE ENIGMATIC SECTION This section has been wroug-ht with the view of showing- the youth of future g"enerations how love-making- may be reduced to a fine art, — to show the capabilities of the lan- g-uage, and to g-ratify an insatiate desire to produce some- thing- curious, — something- that does not occur in every volume of verse, — something- out of the ordinary in liter- ature; and we reserve to the reading public the right to judge how well we have succeeded in attaining the objects for which we have striven. KXPIyANATION To find the names confined within the several pieces of this section, I can give but one general rule, i. e.\ Begin with the first or last letter of the first or last line, or both as the case may be, and count to the right or left one letter for each succeeding line when beginning with the top or first line, or one letter to the right or left for each preceding line when beginning with the last line, and thus the names appear. In three of the pieces the name occurs twice, viz., the piece entitled "Double Handicap" and the sonnets. 160 EVERY LOVER HATH A LOVED ONE Every lover hath a loved one; I do have a loved one too; — If I had to name that loved one, What would I then tell to you? O, she has a name romantic As the lilies' sweet perfume, — That this side of the Atlantic, We shall never more presume Earth has g-entler, fairer maiden, Than my g-irl I dearly love; — Nor has the heavenly Aidenn, In the reg-ions up above. September 2d^ igoi. 161 MY LADY My lady is a portly, handsome lass, With hazel eyes and prett}^ auburn hair; Many girls am I compelled to pass, In an eag-er search for one that is more fair. And yet, most ladies fall a long- way short Of her, — the g-oodly one of whom I write, — In most things of a really good report, — In those alloys that make this bleak world bright. Were I gifted with the splendid gift of song, I would with pleasure of her merits sing, — Pour forth her praise in rhythmic meter strong, — W'ith her fame or worth, w^ould make the welkin ring. Oh! More would I do were it within my power. To celebrate those many, many things, Which speak her praise through each succeeding hour. And so shall speak as long as being clings. Oh! The fates forbid that I should thus command The glowing muse for a very little while; — Must lag along and by my weakness stand, — For aye forswear her welcome, precious smile .... Grant me, O God the power to deftly use For her sweet sake the glory of the muse. Winona Lake, Ind.^ June 2^th^ igo2. 162 MYSTKRY Mysterious are thy v/ondrous ways, O time, With thy endless sea of billowy chang-e; In never-resting-, shimmering- scenes sublime, Thy notions ever crop out new and strang-e. Ever, ever changing- at thy fickle will, As if it was thy stint of hourly sport To make thing's doubly queer and strang-er still, As thou mayst please to g-ive thine own report. What care they for never-ending- chang-e, Who are in their love's sweet g-race entwined, — What do I care for something- new and strang-e, When thoug-ht of her is utmost in my mind? Thus love is, and throug'h all time shall be A little thing- not subject unto chang-e, As infinite by far as is the Deity, As mysterious, as marked, as steadfast and as strang-e. Oh! Love, the most mysterious thing- I know, What would I g-ive to have thy mystery explained; — To have thy puppet play, with its ethereal g"low. Disclose thy secret, till all mystery contained Within thy silent cell forthwith shall be revealed; — To me and all this world forever be unsealed. Carmel, Ind.^ July 21st, igo2. 163 ENIGMA Of all the ladies we are privileg-ed to name, None merits more the blessing's from above, Or ruddy ting-e of iridescent fame, Or sacred sweets extant in hallowed love. Her charms are more than any g-irl's we know, Her face more fair than any we have known; Her form would grace the g-randest heavenly show, In which she mig-ht with profit sit alone .... Hidden within these lines' intricacies Lies the pretty name we celebrate. Which we with pride, herein disguise with ease, So deep, so well, your wits can not translate. April