Digitized by the Internet Archive in 2011 with funding from The Library of Congress http://www.archive.org/details/rurallettersothe02will RURAL LETTERS AND OTHB& BECOBDS OF THOUGHT AT LEISURE WRITTEN IN THE INTERVALS OF MORE HURRIED LITERARY LABOR. NV^ PARKER WILLIS THE VOLUME CONTAINS " LETTERS FROM UNDER A BRIDGE," " OPKI«« AIR MUSINGS IN THE CITY," " INVALID RAMBLES IN GER- MANY," " LETTERS FROM WATERING-PLACES," ETC. " The forcing-garden, with its snowy roof Shuts off the snow-quilt, and, of timely sleep, Robs the sun-weary soil. In costly flowers The o'ertasked juices languish to the sun, And fragrantly breathe thro' the bright-dyed lipa Till the rich bloom seems Nature's. But, when Spring Leaves the \«orn hot-bed idle, and the winds Of summer with the cooling dews stray in, The glad soil joyfully its trick unlearns, And, in pale violets and daisies small, Breathes its mere bliss i >. surshine." AUBURN: A L D E N . BEARDS L E Y .^- COMPANY. ROCHESTER: W A N Z E R , B E A li D S L E Y k CO U P A N Y IS 53 9"^^^" ^ ^\'^ \%^^ Entered acccrding to Act of Congress, in the yea? 1 849, by BAKER AND SCRIBNER, In the Clerk's Office of the District Court of the United States, fcr the Southern District of New- York. DEDICATORY LETTER. TO IMOGEN. My sweet daughter : The Letters in this volume which describe your birthplace- mere pulse-countings as they are, in the way of literary records — should ^ dedicated to you, if printed at all ; and I haG tL^r^^fore written your name after the title-page just ready for tne press. A joyous laugh from you, at play with your doll' in an adjoining room, reached my ear a moment since, however, and suggested to me the time that must elapse before you could read so un- eventful a book understandingly, and the necessity there would be, even then, that the circumstances under which it was written should be somewhat explained to you. I felt — as a man fond of his grounds might do, who should see his favorite tree judged of by a single view at noon — a wish that it might be seen, also, with the shadows falling earlier and later. The interest with which these simple letters from Glenmary may be read by you, must depend much upon your knowing over what ground, in my own mind, this brief passage of my life threw its influences. If I had any of that instinctive feeling, which we sometimes vaguely trust, that I should be here, when you are grown to womanhood, to say to you what I have taken my pen to write, I should still let Vi TO IMOGEN. the dedication, of this least-labored yet favorite volume, to my beloved child, stand simply with her name. At the tune of your birth, I had lived four years at Glenmary ; and when — pacing the walk in front of my cottage, beneath the stars of a night of June — I heard your first faint cry, I recog- nized, in my tearful thanks to God, that a drop was overflowingly added, to a cup of happiness already swelling to the brim. For enjoyment of the rural life I found so delightful, I had, it is true, made somewhat the preparation with which one sleeps in a house that the haunting of some nameless spirit has made untenantable by others — searching first, with the candle of experience, every apartment besides the one I intended to occupy. I had tried life in every shape which, if left untried, might fret imagination. I had studied human nature under all the changes which can be wrought by diflferences of climate, rank, culture and association. My demands, for happiness, had closed in and concentrated upon my own heart, the farther I went and the more changes I tried. I came to Glenmary, absolute in my conviction that I brought with me, or could receive there, from God, all the material requi- site for my best enjoyment of existence. In my five years' trial of this upshot of experiments in happiness, every hour wedded my love to it more strongly. Even the anxiety with which the )oss of our small competency clouded the first year that the sweet tfiread of your fife was braided through — even that harsh trouble, and the disasters and broken reliances which followed close upon its heels, and finally drove me back to the life I had rejected, failed to touch, while I could cling to the hope of remaining there, the essential elements of my endearment to that calm paradise. Misfortune, that changes the looks of men, my dear Imogen, leaves TO IMOGEN, vii he stars looking as kindly down, and the trees and flowers an- swering the eye as unreluctantly. You can understand, from this, how, in the life pictured in these letters, lay a frame- work of nurture for yourself y the much pondered promises of which were the ties hardest to sunder. In all my observation of your sex, I had so learned the value of character formed under the influences of refined rural life, and taking its thought-pressure and guidance, meantime, from those minds, only, over which God has breathed the awe of parental responsibility. The impressible and flexible nature of woman so requires, for the preservation of its individuality, an isolation from the mixed influences and assimilating observances of a city. A dew-drop, given to the exhaling sun with its rounded pearl-shape unswayed but by breath from Heaven, and another, shaken from its leaf-shelter, and flung into a stream to flow on and waste, un- distinguishable from turbid waters, are not more different in purity and beauty, thas the same character may be made by these diff'erences of nurture. Glenmary, after your birth, seemed to me to have been fore-chosen by my good angel, as the cradle and nursery I should want for you. With images of my fair child, tossing her sunny locks in unschooled grace to the wind, I had peopled all the wild wood -walks above the brook ; the lawns and fields along the river were play-grounds and rambling places for a blue-eyed and infantile type of an angel mother ; the trees seemed spreading their shadows in conscious preparation; the shrubs were planted to keep pace with her growth ; and my own onward life — so cheered and beguiled, so graced and supplied with sweetest company and occupation — was forecast in a far- welcomed future. Do you not see how, without knowledge of ▼m TO IMOGEN. these dream-peoplings, you could scarce read my portrayings, of that relinquished life, with a full understandmg of my value of it? This five years' oasis of country existence, gave shape and force to another sentiment that has always struggled within me, and, (fancy-pricing of my saleable commodities though it seem,) I will venture to mention it — for, in imagining you as reading this volume, by-and-by, it is a view of myself that I like to think may grow out of the perusal. I scarce know how to express it, how- ever ; for, sure as I am of conveying the feeling of every man who has ever parcelled his free thoughts into " goods and groce- ries," it is difficult to phrase without misconveyance of meaning. If you have ever seen a field of broom-corn — the most careless branching and free swaying of all the products of a summer — and can fancy the contrast, in its destiny, between sweeping the pure air with the wind's handling, and sweeping what it more usefully may, when tied up for handling as brooms, you can un- derstand the difference I feel, between using my thoughts at my pleasure, as in country life, and using them for subsistence as in my present profession. How much, and what quality, of an author, I might have been /row choice, the tone of these Letters, I mean to say, very nearly expresses. I do not intend any com- parative disparagement of what I have written upon compulsion. The hot needle through the eye of the goldfinch betters his sing- ing, they say. Only separate, if with this hint you can, what I have done as mental toil, from what I might have written had I been a thought-free farmer, with books, country leisure, and lib- erty to pick, with the perspective bettering of second thought, from the brain's many-mooded vagaries. TO IMOGEN. ix A man may be excused for wishing not to be misrepresented to his child, and I have thus tried to make certain that my own writings, at least, shall speak truly of me to my daughter. The perversions and misrepresentations which follow and bark at one's progress, as curs chase a rail-train through a village street, I have no need to guard against, for they will be outrun and silenced if I ara gone from you when you read this — harmless, of course, if I am here. And now, my Httle imconscious target, this arrow of twelve years' flight must be sped from the string ; and, with a kiss, presently, of which you will be far from knowing the meaning or the devotion, I will imprint a prayer upon your fore- head — that the shaft may find the heart it is aimed at, as well watched over and as blest as now, whether the bow that sent it be still bent or broken. Affectionately, N. P. WILLIS. March, 1849. CONTENTS. LETTERS FROM UNDER A BRIDGE. LETTER I. Brook-hollow of Glenmary — Place to write — Rural companions— Owa- ga creek — Farmer's life — Oxen remembered. . - - 1*7-24 LETTER II. Assessor's visit — Bridge furniture — Rustic's soliloquy — Where are we alone? — Simile of Talleyrand — The beauties of country life — Amende honorable— The oriole— Dog-wood tree— Society of trees — Drawback of city life. 25-32 LETTER III. Education neglected— Available knowledge — Tenantry of trees — Start for fishing — Compulsion of talk — Influences of Nature. - - 33-40 LETTER IV. Attar-merchant of Constantinople— Bartlett, the scenist — Mental tra- vel — Moneyless millennium — Intellectual age — Trout fishing — Baiting with a worm — The first trout— Similarity of country to city life. 41^50 LETTER Y. Hay-making — Meadow scenery — Sprague, the poet — Poets and finan- ciers — "What is genius ? — Lord Durham and D'Israeli — Upholstery of sunsets. ..-.---.-- 51-59 Xli CONTENTS. / LETTER VI, Invitation to the country — Avon Springs — Narrows of the Susquehan- nah — Mr. Capability Brown — Taste as a profession — Inn on the Sus- quehannah — Wealth unclaimed — An heiress. .... 60-67 LETTER VII. Early reviewing — Hotel life— Scenery of the Chemung — Homes of of genius. • - - 68-77 LETTER VIII. A diance call — Listeners wanted — Adopted by a cur. - - ^^8-84 LETTER IX. Estimate of criticism — Newness of impressions— Growing gracefully old. 85-91 LETTER X. Harvesting — Good phrases — The Omega — Grove planting — The lin- den-tree — Forest sculptme. 92-98 LETTER XI. Old man's Utopia — Newspaper fugitives— Sounds of Nature and cities — Bird music — Modified benevolence. - - . - 99-105 LETTER XII. Seclusion, in a prospect — Steam-posting — Travelling cottage — Route of the Susquehannah to the Springs — Love of sunshine — Wade's Poems — Epithalamium. 106-113 LETTER XIII. Visit from an artist — Log-burning- Campbell and Wyoming — Justice to authors — Dawes as a poet — American estimate of English au- thors — Walter Savage Lander — Error imcorrected. - - 114—123 LETTER XIV. Country fashionableness — Lumbering Raftsmen of the Susquehan- nah — Of the Delaware — Autumnal changes. - - . - 124-130 CONTENTS. xm LETTER XV. Steamboating on the Susquehannah— Sites for villas— Raft runnmg— Search for lodgings— Chance bedfellow— Wyoming. - - 131-189 LETTER XVI. Magazine writers— Advantage of criticism— Literary fairness— Uni- versaUty of EngUsh literature— American rehearsal of fame— Social relation to England. 140-146 LETTER XVII. Autumn scenery- City visitation— Wane of dandies— Criticisms of manners— Cemeteries. 147-154 LETTER XVIII. Streams run faster at night— Shopping in the country— Portraits from a bam— Riddance of nuisance— Weather, as to dignity. - 165-162 LETTER XIX. Dickens-International copyright— The- « Boz baU"-Mrs. Dickens— ^ Speed of travel— Metropolitan hotels— Greenough's statue of Wash- ineton— Chapman's painting— House of Representatives— Philadel- ^ pMa. 1^3-1^^ LETTER XX. Landscape gardening— Selection of farms— Value of neighbors— Econ- omy of seclusion— Dress in the country— Grounds and shrubbery- Cheap walks— Cottage insoucieuse— True country freedom. - 175-187 LETTER XXI. Market for poetry— Farming and authorship— City residence— Subsist- ence of authors— Uses of faults— Young poets, - - - 188-197 THE FOUR RIVERS. The Hudson-The Mohawk-The Chenango-The Susquehannah. 198-206 xiT CONTENTS. LETTER TO THE UNKNOWN PURCHASER AND NEXT OCCUPANT OF GLENMART. Beauties of Glenmary— Spare the trees— The venerable toad — Favorite squirrels — Spare the birds. 207-212 GLENMARY POEMS. Thoughts while making thb grave of a new-boen child. - - 215 The Mother to her Child. - 218 A Thought over a Cradle. - 220 The Involuntary Prayer of Happiness. 222 OPEN-AIR MUSINGS IN THE CITY. Daguerreotype of Broadway — Spring in the city — A day of idling — The Battery, as a promenade — The wharves on Sunday — Sabbath walk — Confined life — "Want of horses — Substitute for a private yacht — Omnibus li%iry — Deferringa of sorrow — Griefs recurren- ces — Evanescent impressions. 225-262 INVALID RAMBLES IN GERMANY, IN THE SUMMER OF 1845. Leipsic cemetery - Funeral customs — German friendship — Hearing with the eye — Deaf and dumb tutor — German inattention to health — Leipsic conservatory — Musical composition — Music, in education — Concentration of coughing — Private boxes in churcli — Goethe's drink- ing-cellar — Napoleon's tent — Battle field of Leipsic — Poniatow- ski — The Fair of Leipsic — Apple market — Theatrical and show- booths — Wadded clothing — Pipe celebrity — Garter poetry — Re- source of smoking — Jewish costumes — Disguise of beards — Good middle-aged caps — Hungarian peddlers — German students — Mere CONTENTS. XV keepers-warm — Visit to Dresden — Women harnessed in carts — Royal palace — Manufacture of porcelain — Museum of china — His- torical museum — Mnemonics for history — Madonna del Sisto— Museum of beauty — Strauss's concert — Tieck's house — German substitutes for tea and coffee — Fair at Dresden — Supplementary coat-tails— Terrace of Bruhl—Berlin. 253-805 LETTERS FROM WATERING-PLACES. LETTER I. Sharon Springs — Hotel — Sulphur bathing — Indians and their em- ployments. .... 809-818 LETTER II. Posthumous revenges — Visit to Cooperstown — Cherry Valley — Deriva- tion of its name — Otsego Lake — Soru-ce of the Susquehannah — Fen- imore Cooper — His residence — Drive along the lake. - - 314-828 LETTER III. Lake Ut-say-an-tha — The Kobleskill — Novel style of architecture — Kobleskill graves. - 324-328 LETTER IV. Sharon convalescence — ^Indian belle — Society at Sharoa - - 829-333 LETTER V. Trenton Falls — Day at Albany — Anecdote of Morse — Valley of the Mohawk. 334-336 LETTER VI. Drive to Trenton Falls — Seclusion of the place — American propensity for white paint — Landlord's taste — Company at Trenton — Female invasion — Witty inscription. 387-344 CONTENTS. LETTER VII. Geological age of Trenton Falls — ^Fossils and foreigners — Description oftheFalla 845-349 LETTER VIII. Costume heightens perspective — Military tableau vivant — Fashion of hats for the Falls — The Falls by moonlight — Poetical simili- tude — Baron de Trobriand. 850-357 A PLAIN MAN'S LOVE: A Stort without incident, weitten in thb leisubk of illness, 859-880 LETTERS FROM UNDER A BRIDGE LETTER I My dear Doctor: Twice in the year, they say, the farmer may sleep late in the morning — between hoeing and haying, and between harvest and thrashing. If I have not written to you since the frost was out of the ground, my apology lies distributed over the " spring -work," in. due proportions among ploughing, harrowing, sowing, plastering, and hoeing. We have finished the last — some thanks to the crows, who saved us the labor of one acre of corn, by eating it in the blade. Think what times we live in, when even the crows are obliged to anticipate their in- come ! When I had made up my mind to write to you, I cast about for a cool place in the shade — for, besides the changes which farming works upon my epidermis, I find some in the inner man, one of which is a vegetable necessity for living out-of-doors. Between five in the morning and " flower-shut," I feel as if four walls and a ceiling would stop my breath. Very much to the disgust of William, (who begins to think it was infra dig. to 28 LETTER L have follow^ed such a hob-nail from London,) I showed the first symptom of this chair-and-carpet asthma, by ordering ray break- fast under a balsam-fir. Dinner and tea soon followed ; and now, if I go in-doors by daylight, it is a sort of fireman's visit — in and out with a long breath. I have worn quite a dial on the grass, working my chair around with the sun. ** If ever you observed," (a phrase with which a neighbor of mine ludicrously prefaces every possible remark,) a single tree will do very well to sit, or dine, or be buried under, but you can not write in the shade of it. Beside the sun-flecks and the light all around you, there is a want of that privacy, which is neces- sary to a perfect abandonment to pen and ink. I discovered this on getting as far as " dear Doctor," and, pocketing my tools, strolled away up the glen to borrow " stool and desk " of Nature. Half-open, like a broad-leafed book, (green margin and silver type,) the brook-hollow of Glenmary spreads wide as it drops upon the meadow, but above, like a book that deserves its fair margent, it deepens as you proceed. Not far from the road, its little rivulet steals forth from a shadowy ravine, narrow as you enter, then widening back to a mimic cataract ; and here, a child would say, is fairy parlor. A small platform (an island when the stream is swollen) lies at the foot of the fall, carpeted with the fine silky grass which thrives with shade and spray. Tlie two walls of the ravine are mossy, and trickling with springs; the trees overhead interlace, to keep out the sun ; and down comes the brook, over a flight of precipitous steps, like children bursting out of school, and, after a laugh at its own tumble, it falls again into a decorous ripple, and trips murmuring away The light is green, the leaves of the overhanging trees look trans- THE BROOK HOLLOW 19 lucent above, and the wild blue grape, with its emerald rings, has wove all over it a basket-lattice so fine, that you would think it were done to order — w^arranted to keep out the hawk, and let in the humming-bird. With a yellow pine at my back, a moss cushion beneath, and a ledge of flat stone at my elbow, you will allow I had a secretary's outfit. I spread my paper, and mended my pen ; and then (you will pardon me, dear Doctor) I forgot you altogether ! The truth is, these fanciful garnishings spoil work. Silvio Pellico had a better place to write in. If it had been a room with a Chinese paper, (a bird standing forever on one leg, and a tree ruffled by the summer wind, and fixed with its leaves on edge, as if petrified with the varlet's impudence,) the eye might get accustomed to it. But first came a gold-robin, twittering out his surprise to find strange company in his parlor, yet never frighted from his twig by pen and ink. By the time I had sucked a lesson out of that, a squirrel tripped in without knocking, and sat" nibbling at a last-year's nut, as if nobody but he took thought for the morrow. Then came an enterprising ant, climbing my knee like a discoverer ; and I wondered whether Fernando Cortes would have mounted so boldly, had the peak of Darien been as new-dropped between the Americas, as my leg by his ant-hill. By this time, a small dripping from a moss- fringe at my elbow betrayed the lip of a spring ; and, dislodging a stone, I uncovered a brace of lizards lying snug in the ooze. We flatter ourselves, thought I, that we drink first of the spring. We do not know, always, whose lips w^ere before us. Much as you see of insect life, and hear of bird-music, as you walk abroad, you should We perdu in a nook, to know how much is frighted from sight, and hushed from singing, by your approach. { 20 LETTER 1. What worms creep out when they think you gone, and what chatterers go on with their story ! So among friends, thought I, as I fished for the moral. We should be wiser, if we knew what our coming hides and silences, but should we walk so undis- turbed on our way ? You will see with half a glance, dear Doctor, that here was too much company for writing. I screwed up my inkstand once more, and kept up the bed of the stream till it enters the forest, remembering a still place by a pool. The tall pines hold up the roof high as an umbrella of Brobdignag, and neitlier water brawls, nor small bu'ds sing, in the gloom of it. Here, thought I, as far as they go, the circumstances are congenial. But, as Jean Paul says, there is a period of life when the real gains ground upon the ideal ; and to be honest, dear Doctor, I sat leaning on the shingle across my knees, counting my sky-kissing pines, and reckoning what they would bring in saw-logs — so much stand- ing — so much drawn to the mill. Then there would be wear and tear of bob-sled, teamster's wages, and your dead-pull springs, the horses' knees. I had nearly settled the />er and contra, when my eye lit once more on " my dear Doctor," staring from the un- filled sheet, like the ghost of a murdered resolution. " Since when," I asked, looking myself sternly in the face; "is it so diffi- cult to be virtuous ? Shall I not write when I have a mind ? Shall I reckon pelf, whether I will or no ? Shall butterQy ima- gination thrust iron-heart to the wall ? No !" I took a straight cut through my ruta-baga patch and cornfield, bent on finding some locahty (out of doors it must be) with the average attractions of a sentry-box, or a church-pew. I reached the high-road, making insensibly for a brush dam] where I should PLACE TO WRITE. 21 sit upon a log, with my face abutted upon a wall of chopped saplings. I have not mentioned my dog, who had followed me cheerfully thus far, putting up now and then a partridge, to keep his nose in ; but, on coming to the bridge over the brook, he made up his mind. " My master," he said, (or looked,) " will neither follow the game, nor sit in the cool. Chacun a son gout. I'm tired of this bobbing about for nothing in a hot sun." So, dousing his tail, (which, '' if you ever observed," a dog hoists, as a flag-ship does her pennant, only when the commodore is aboard,) he sprung the railing, and spread himself for a snooze under the bridge. " Ben trovato r said I, as I seated myself by his side. He wagged his tail half round to acknowledge^ the compliment, and I took to work hke a hay-maker. I have taken some pains to describe these difficulties to you, dear Doctor, partly because I hold it to be fair, in this give-and- take world, that a man should know what it costs his fellow to fulfil obligations, but more especially, to apprise you of the mstempsychose that is taking place in myself. You will have divined, ere this, that, in my out-of-doors life, I am approaching a degree nearer to Arcadian perfectibility, and that if I but manage to get a bark on and live by sap, (spare your wit, sir !) I shall be rid of much that is troublesome, not to say expensive, in the matters of drink and integument. What most surprises me in the past, is, that I ever should have confined my free soul and body, in the very many narrow places and usages I have known in towns. I can only assimilate myself to a squirrel, brought up in a school-boy's pocket, and let out some June morning on a snake fence. The spring has been damp for corn, but I had planted on a 22 LETTER I. warm liillside, and have done better than my neighbors. The Owaga* creek, which makes a bend round my meadow before it drops into the Susquehannah — (a swift, bright river the Owaga, with as much water as the Arno at Florence) — overflowed my cabbages and onions, in the May freshet ; but that touches neither me nor my horse. The winter wheat looks hke " velvet of three- pile," and everything is out of the ground, including, in my case, the buckwheat, which is not yet put in. This is to be an old- fashioned hot summer, and I shall sow late. The peas are pod- ded. Did it ever strike you, by the way, that the pious ^neas, famous through all ages for carrying old Anchises a mile, should, after all, yield glory to a hean. Perhaps you never observed, that this fiUal esculent grows up with his father on his back. In my " new light," a farmer's life seems to me what a manu- facturer's might resemble, if his factory were an indigenous plant — machinery, girls, and all. What spindles and fingers it would take to make an orchard, if Nature found nothing but the raw seed, and rain-water and sunshine were brought as far as a cotton bale ! Your despised cabbage would be a prime article — if you had to weave it. Pumpkins, if they ripened with a hair-spring and patent lever, would be, " by'r lady," a curious invention. Yet these, which Aladdin nature produces if we but " rub the lamp," are more necessary to life than clothes or watches. In planting a tree, (I write it reverently,) it seems to me working immediately with the divine faculty^ Here are two hundred forest trees set out with my own hand. Yet how little is my parf in the glorious creatures they become ! * Corrupted now to Owego. Ochwaga was the Indian word, and sxeift water. OXEN REMEMBERED. 23 This reminds me of a liberty 1 have lately taken with Nature, which I ventured upon with proper diffidence, though the dame, as will happen with dames, proved less coy than was predicted. The brook at my feet, from its birth in the hills till it dropped into the meadow's lap, tripped down, hke a mountain-maid with a song, bright and unsullied. So it flowed by my door. At the foot of the bank its song and sparkle ceased suddenly, and, turn- ing under the hill, its waters disappeared among sedge and rushes. It was more a pity, because you looked across the meadow to the stately Owaga, and saw that its unfulfilled destiny was to have poured its brightness into his. The author of Ernest Maltravers has set the fashion of charity to such fallings away. I made a new channel over the meadow, gravelled its bed, and grassed its banks, and (last and best charity of all) protected its recovered course with overshadowy trees. Not quite with so gay a sparkle, but with a placid and tranquil beauty, the lost stream glides over the meadow, and, Maltravers-like, the Owaga takes hei' lovingly to his bosom. The sedge and rushes are turned into a garden, and, if you drop a flower into the brook at my door, it scarce loses a oreath of its perfume before it is flung on the Owaga, and the Susquehannah robs him of it but with his life. I have scribbled away the hours till near noon, and it is time to see that the oxen get their potatoes. Faith ! it's a cool place under a bridge. Knock out the two ends of the Astor House, and turn the Hudson through the long passage, and you will get an idea of it. The breeze draws through here deftly, the stpno wall is cool to my back, and this floor of running water, besides what the air steals from it, sounds and looks refreshingly. My letter has run on, till I am inclined to think the industry of running 24 LETTER water " breeds i' the brain." Like the tin pot at the cur's tail, it seems to overtake one with an admonition, if he but slack to breathe. Be not alarmed, dear Doctor, for, sans potatoes, my oxen will loll in the furrow, and though the brook run till dooms- day, I must stop here. LETTEK II. My dear Doctor: I have just had a visit from the assessor. As if a man should be taxed for a house, who could be luxurious under a bridge ! I have felt a decided " call" to disclaim roof and threshold, and write myself down a vagabond. Fancy the variety of abodes open, rent-free, to a bridge-fancier ! It is said among the settlers, that where a stranger finds a tree blown over, (the roots forming, always, an upright and well-matted wall,) he has only his house to finish. Cellar and chimney-back are ready done to his hand. But, besides being roofed, walled, and water- ed, and better situated, and more plenty than over-blown trees — bridges are on no man's land. You are no " squatter," though you sit upon your hams. You may shut up one end with pine boughs, and you have a room a-la-mode — one large window open to the floor. The view is of banks and running water — exquisite of necessity. For the summer months I could imagine this bridge-gipsying delicious. What furniture might pack in a donkey-cart, would set forth a better apartment than is averaged in "houses of entertainment," (so yclept,) and the saving to your soul (of sins committed, sitting at a bell-rope, ringing in vain for water) would be worthy a conscientious man's attention. VOL. I. 2 26 LETTER II. I will not deny that the bridge of Glenmary is a favorable specimen. As its abutments touch my cottage-lawn, I was under the necessity of presenting the public with a new bridge, for which act of munificence I have not yet received " the freedom of the town." Perhaps I am expected to walk through it when I please, without asking. The hitherward railing coming into the line of my fence, I have, in a measure, a private entrance ; and the whole structure is overshadowed by a luxuriant tree. To be sure, the beggar may go down the bank in the road, and, enter- ing by the other side, sit under it as well as I — but he is welcome. I like society sans-gene — where you may come in or go out with- out apology, or whistle, or take off your shoes. And I would give notice here to the beggary of Tioga, that, in building a stone seat under the bridge, and laying the banks with green-sward, I intend no sequestration of their privileges. I was pleased that a swallow, who had laid her mud-nest against a sleeper overhead, took no offence at my improvements. Her three nestlings made large eyes when I read out what I have scribbled, but she drowses on without astonishment. She is a swallow of last summer, and has seen authors. A foot-passenger has just gone over the bridge, and, little dreaming there were four of us listening, (the swallows and I,) he leaned over the railing, and ventured upon a soliloquy. " Why don't he cut down the trees so's he can see out?" said my uncon- scious adviser. I caught the eye of the mother-swallow, and fancied she was amused. Her swallowlings looked petrified at the sacrilegious suggestion. By the way, it is worthy of remark, that though her little ones have been hatched a week, this estimable parent still nts upon their heads. Might not this con- WH£:RE are we ALOiNE. 21 tinued incubation be tried with success upon backward children ? We are so apt to think babies are finished when their bodies are brought into the world ! For some minutes, now, I have observed an occasional cloud rising from the bottom of the brook, and, peering among the stones, I discovered one of the small lobsters with which the streams abound. (The naturalists may class them differently, but as there is but one, and he has all the armament of a lobster, though on the scale of a shrimp, the swallows agree with me in opinion that he should rank as a lobster.) So we are five. " Cocksnouns !" to borrow Scott's ejaculation, people should never be too sure that they are unobserved. When 1 first came under the bridge, I thought myself alone. This lobster puts me in mind of Talleyrand. You would say he is going backward, yet he gets on faster that way than the other. After all, he is a great man who can turn his reverses to account, and that I take to be, oftentimes, one of the chief secrets of greatness. If I were in politics, I would take the lobster for my crest. It would be ominous, I fear, in poetiy. You should come to the country now, if you would see the glory of the world. The trees have been coquetting at their toilet, waiting for warmer weather ; but now I think they have put on their last flounce and furbelow, spread their " bustle" and stand to be admired. They say '* leafj/ Jvne." To-day is the first of July, and though I give the trees my first morning regard (out of doors; when my eyes are clearest, I have not fairly thought, till to-day, that the foliage was full. If it were not for lovers and authors, who keep vigil and count the hours, I should suspect there was foul play between sun and moon — a legitimate 28 LETTER II. day made away with now and then. (The crime is not unknown in the upper circles. Satm-n devoured his children.) There is a glory in potatoes — well hoed. Corn — the swaying and stately maize — has a visible glory. To see the glory of turnips, you must own the crop, and have cattle to fat — but they have a glory. Pease need no paean — they are appreciated. So are not cabbages, which, though beautiful as a Pompeian wine- cup, and honored above roses by the lingering of the dew, are yet despised of all handicrafts — save one. Apt emblem of ancient maidenhood, which is despised, like cabbages, yet cherishes unsunned in its bosom the very dew we mourn so inconsistently when rifled from the rose. Apropos — the dehcate tribute in the last sentence shall serve for an expiation. In a journey I made through Switzerland, I had, for chance-traveUing companions, three Scotch ladies, of the class emulated by this chaste vegetable. Tliey were intelhgent, refined, and lady-Uke ; yet, in some Pencillings by the Way, (sketched, perhaps, upon an indigestion of mountain cheese, or an acidity of bad wine — such things affect us,) I was perverse enough to jot down a remark, more inv-idious than just. We are reached with a long whip for our transgressions, and, but yester- day, I received a letter from the Isle of Man, of which thus runs an extract : "In your description of a dangerous pass in Switzerland, you mention travelling in the same public convey- ance with three Scotch spinsters, and declare you would have been alarmed, had there been any neck in the carriage you cared for, and assert, that neither of your companions would have hesitated to leap from a precipice, had there been a lover at the bottom. Did either of us tell you so, sir? Or what ground THE ORIOLE. 29 have you for this assertion ? You could not have judged of us by your own beautiful countrywomen, for they are proverbial for delicacy of feeling. You had not yet made the acquaintance of mine. We, therefore, must appropriate entirely to ourselves the very flattering idea of having inspired such an opinion. Yet allow me to assure you, sir, that lovers are by no means so scarce in my native country, as you seem to imagine. No Scotchwoman need go either to Switzerland, or Yankee-land, in search of them. Permit me to say then, sir, that as the attack was so pubhc, an equally public amende honorable is due to us." I make it here. I retract the opinion altogether. I do not think you " would have leaped from the precipice, had there been a lover at the bottom." On the contrary, dear Miss , I think you would have waited till he climbed up. The amende, I flatter myself, could scarce be more complete. Yet I will make it stronger if you wish. As I look out from under the bridge, I see an oriole sit- ting upon a dog-wood tree of my planting. His song drew my eye from the paper. I find it difficult, now, not to take to my- self the whole glory of tree, song, and plumage. By an easy de- lusion, I fancy he would not have come but for the beauty of the tree, and that his song says as much in bird-recitative. I go back to one rainy day of April, when, hunting for maple saphngs, I stopped under that graceful tree, in a sort of island jungle, and wondered what grew so fair that -was so unfamiliar, yet with a bark like the plumage of the pencilled pheasant. The limbs grew curiously. A lance-like stem, and, at regular distances, a cluster of radiating branches, like a long cane thrust through in- verted parasols. I set to work with spade and pick, took it 80 LETTER II. home on my sL;0^1der, and set it out by Glenmary brook ; and there it stands to-day, in the full glory of its leaves, having just shed the white blossoms with which it kept holyday in June. Now the tree would have leafed and flowered, and the bird, in black and gold, might perchance have swung and sung on the slender branch, which is still tilting with his effort in the last ca- denza. But the fair picture it makes to my eye, and the delicious music in my ear, seem to me no less of my own making and awaking. Is it the same tree, flowering unseen in the woods, or transplanted into a circle of human love and care, making a part of woman's home, and thought of and admired whenever she comes out from her cottage, with a blessing on the perfume and verdure ? Is it the same bird, wasting his song in the thicket, or singing to me, with my whole mind afloat on his music, and my eyes fastened to his glittering breast ? So it is the same block of marble, unmoved in the caves of Pentelicus, or brought forth and wrought under the sculptor's chisel. Yet the sculptor is allowed to create. Sing on, my bright oriole ! Spread to the light and breeze your desiring finger, rmj flowering tree ! Like the player upon the organ, I take your glory to myself ; though, like the hallelujah that burns under his fingers, your beauty and music worship God. There ay# men in the vrorld whose misfortune it is to think too little of themselves — rari nantes in gurgite vasto. I v/ould recom- mend to such to plant trees, and live among them. This suggest- ing to nature — working, as a master-mind, with all the fine mysteries of root and sap obedient to the call — is very king- like. Then how elevating is the society of trees ! The objection I have to a city, is the necessity, at every other step, of passing some DRAWBACK OF CITY LIFE. 3] acquaintance or other, with all his merits o« demerits entirely tiirough my mind — some man, perhaps, whose existence and vo- cation I have not suo^o-ested — (as I mio;ht have done were he a tree) — whom I neither love, nor care to meet ; and yet he is thrust upon my eye, and must be noticed. But to notice him with propriety, I must remember what he is — what claims he has to my respect, my civihty. I must, in a minute, balance the ac- count between my character and his, and, if he speak tv me, remember his wife and children, his last illness, his mishap or fortune in trade, or whatever else it is necessary to mention in condolence or felicitation. A man with but a moderate acquaint- ance, living in a city, will pass through his mind each day, at a fair calculation, say two hundred men and women, with their be- longings. What tax on the memory! What fatigue (and all profitless) to them and him I ■ " Sweep me out hke a foul thor- ou"^hfare !" say I. "The town has trudo-ed throuo^h me 1" I hke my mind to be a green lane, private to the dwellers in my own demesne. I like to be bowed to as the trees bow, and have no need to bow back or smile. If I am sad, my trees fore- go my notice without offence. If I am merry, or whimsical, they do not suspect my good sense, or my sanity. We have a con- stant itching (all men have, I think) to measure ourselves by those about us. I would rather it should be a tree than a fop, or a politician, or a 'prentice. We grow to the nearest standard. We become Lilliputians in Lilliput. Let me grow up like a tiee. But here comes Tom Groom with an axe, as if he had looked over my shoulder, and started, apropos of trees. "Is it that big button-ball you'll have cat down, sir?" " Call it a sycamore, Tom, aid I'll come and see." Itas a fine 32 LETTER II. old trunk, but it shuts out the village spire and must come down. Adieu, dear Doctor ; you may call this a letter if you will, but it is more like an essay. LETTER III. Dear Doctor : There are some things that grow more cei-tain with time and experience. Among them, I am happier for find- ing out, is the affinity which makes us friends. But there are other matters which, for me, observation and knowledge only serve to perplex, and among these is to know whose ** education has been neglected." One of the first new lights which broke on me, was after my first day in France. I went to bed with a new- bom contempt, mingled with resentment, in my mind, toward my venerable ahna mater. The three most important branches of earthly knowledge, I said to myself, are to understand French when it is spoken, to speak it so as to be understood, and to read and write it with propriety and ease. For accomplishment in the last, I could refer to my diploma, where the fact was stated on indestructible parchment. But allowing it to speak the truth, (which was allowing a great deal,) there were the two preceding branches, in which (most culpably to my thinking) " my educa- tion had been neglected." Could I have taken out my brains, and, by simmering in a pot, have decocted Virgil, Homer, Play- fair, Dugald Stewart, and Copernicus, all five, into one very small Frenchman — (what they had taught me to what he could teach)— I should have been content, though the fiend blew the fire, 2* 84 LETTER III. I remember a beggarly Greek, who acquired an ascendency over eight or ten of us, gentlemen and scholars, travelling in the east, by a knowledge of what esculents, growing wild above the bones of Miltiades, were "good for greens." We were out of provisions, and fain to eat with Nebuchadnezzar. " Hang gram- mar !" thought I, "hero's a branch in which my education has been neglected." Who was ever called upon in his travels to conjugate a verb ? Yet here, but for this degenerate Athenian, we had starved for our ignorance of what is edible in plants. I had occasion, only yesterday, to make a similar remark. I was in a crowded church, listening to a Fourth of July oration. What with one sort of caloric and what with another, it was very uncomfortable, and a lady near me became faint. To get her out, was impossible, and there was neither fan, nor sal volatile, within twenty pews. The bustle, after a while, drew the attention of an uncombed Yankee in his shirt-sleeves, who had stood in the aisle with his mouth open, gazing at the stage in front of the pul- pit, and wondering, perhaps, what particular difference between sacred and profane oratory required this painstaking exhibition of the speaker's legs. Comprehending the state of the case at a single glance, the backwoodsman whipped together the two ends of his riding-switch, pulled his cotton handkerchief tightly over it, and, with this eff'ective fan, soon raised a breeze that restored consciousness to the lady, besides cooling everybody in the vicin- ity. Here is a man, thought I, brought up to have his wits ready for an emergency. Bis "education has not been neg- lected." To know nothing of sailing a ship, of farming, of carpentering, in short, of any trade or profession, may be a proper, thougli AVAILABLE KNOWLEDGE 35 sometimes inconvenient ignorunce. I only speak of such defi- ciencies, as a modest person will not confess without giving a reason — as a man who can not swim will say he is Hable to the cramp in deep water. With some reluctance, lately, I have brought myself to look after such dropped threads iu my own woof of acquisitions, in the hope of mending them before they were betrayed by an exigency. Trout-fishing is one of these. I plucked up heart a day or two since, and drove to call upon a young sporting friend of mine, to whom I confessed, plump, I never had caught a trout. I knew nothing of flies, worms, rods, or hooks. Though I had seen in a book that " hog's down" was the material for the May-fly, I positively did not know on what part of that succulent quadruped the down was found. "Positively?" " Positively !" My friend F. gravely shut the door to secure privacy to my ignorance, and took from his desk a volume — of flies ! Here was new matter ! Why, sir ! your trout- fishing is a politician of the first water! Here were baits adapted to all the whims, weak- nesses, states of appetite, even counter-baits to the very cunning, of the fish. Taking up the " Spirit of the Times " newspaper, his authority in all sporting matters, which he had laid down as I came in, he read a recipe for the construction of one out of these many seductive imitations, as a specimen of the labor bestowed on them. " The body is dubbed with hog's down, or light bear's hair mixed with yellow mohair, whipped with pale floss silk, and a small strip of peacock's herl for tlie head. The vz-ings from the rayed feathers of the mallard, dyed yellow ; the hackle from the 36 LETTER III. bittern's neck, and the tail from tlie long hairs of the sable or ferret." I cut my friend short, midway in his volume, for, ever since my disgust at discovering that the perplexed grammar I had been whipped through was nothing but the art of talking cor- rectly, which I could do before I began, I ha^•e had an aversion to rudiments. " Frankly," said I, " dear F. my education has been neglected. Will you take me with you, trout-fishing, fish yourself, answer my questions, and assist me to pick up the sci- ence in my own scrambling fashion ?" He was good-natured enough to consent, and now, dear Doc- tor, you see to what all this prologue was tending. A day's trout-fishing may be a very common matter to you, but the sport was as new to me as to the trout. I may say, however, that of the two, I took to the novelty of the thing more kindly. The morning after was breezy, and the air, without a shower, had become cool. I was sitting under the bridge, with my heels at the water's edge, reading a newspapei-, while waiting for my breakfast, when a slight motion apprised me that the water had invaded my instep. I had been v/ishing the sun had drank less freely of my brook, and, vvithin a few minutes of the wish, it had risen, doubtless, from the skirt of a sliower in tlie hills beyond us. •' Come !" thought I, pulling my boots out of. the ripple, '' so should arrive favors that would be welcome — no herald, and no weary expectation. A human gift so uses up gratitude with the asking and delaying." The swallow heard the increased babble of the stream, and came c ut of the air like a scimetar to see if her little ones were afraid, and the fussy lobster bustled START FOR FISHING. St about m his pool, us if there were more company than he expect- ed. " >S'(?mj!9er^ara^iis is a good motto, Mr. Lobster !" "I will look after your Httle ones, Dame Swallow !" I had scarce dis- tributed these consolations among my family, when a horse crossed the bridge at a gallop, and the head of my friend F. peered pres- ently over the railing. " How is your brook ?" " Rising, as you see !" It was evident there had been rain west of us, and the sky was still gray — good auspices for the fisher. In half an hour we were climbing the hill, with such contents in the wagon-box as my friend advised — the dehris of a roast pig and a bottle of hock, supposed. to be included in the bait. As v/e got into the woods above, (part of my own small domain,) I could scarce help ad- dressing my tall tenantry of trees. " Grow away, gentlemen," I would have said, had I been alone ; "1 rejoice in your prosper- ity. Help yourselves to the dew and the sunshine! If the showers are not sent to your liking, thrust your roots into my cellar, lying just under you, and moisten your clay without cere- mony — the more the better." After all, trees have pleasant ways with them. It is something that they find their own food and raiment — something that they require neither watching nor care — something that they know, without almanac, the preces- sion of the seasons, and supply, unprompted and unaided, the covering for their tender family of germs. So do not other and less profitable tenants. But it is more to me that they have no whims to be reasoned with, no prejudices to be soothed, no gar- rulity to reply or listen to. I have a peculiarity which this touches nearly. Some men "make a god of their belly;" some 38 LETTER III. spend thought and cherishing on their feet, faces, hair; some few on their fancy or their reason. / am chary of my gift of speech. I hate to talk but for my pleasure. In ccmmon with my fellow-men, I have one faculty which distinguishes me from the brute — an articulate voice. I speak (I am warranted to believe) like my Maker and his angels. I have, committed to me, an in- strument no human art has ever imitated, as incomprehensible in its fine and celestial mechanism as the reason which controls it. Shall I breathe on this articulate wonder at every fool's bidding ? Without reasoning upon the matter as I do now, I have felt in- dignant at the common adage, " words cost nothing !" It is a common saying in this part of the country, that " you may talk off ten dollars in the price of a horse." Those who have trav- elled in Italy, know well, that, in procuring anything in that country, from a post-carriage to a paper of pins, you pay so much money, so much talk — the less talk the more money. I commenced all my bargains with a compromise — " You charge me ten scudi, and you expev.t me to talk you down to five. I know the price and the custom. Now, I will give you seven and a half if you will let me off the talk." I should be glad if all buying and selling were done by signs. It seems to me that talking on a sordid theme invades and desecrates the personal dignity. The " scripta verba manenf^ has no terrors for me. I could write that without a thought, which I would put myself to great inconveniences to avoid saying. You, dear Doctor, among others, have often asked me how long I should be contented in the country. Comment, diahle! ask, rather, how you are contented in a town ! Does not every creniture, whoso name may have been mentioned to you — a vast COMPULSION OF /ALK. ^| congregation of nothinglings — stop you in the street, and, will you, nill you, make you perform on your celestial organ of speech — nay, even choose the theme out of his own littlenesses ? When and how do you possess your thoughts, and their godlike interpreter, in dignity and peace ? You are a man, of all others, worthy of the unsuggestive listening of trees. Your coinage of thought, profuse and worthy of a gift of utterance, is alloyed and depreciated by the promiscous admixtures of a town. Who ever was struck with the majesty of the human voice in the street? Yet, who ever spoke, the meanest, in the solitude of a temple, or a wilderness, or in the stillness of night — wherever the voice is alone heard — without an awe of his own utterance — a feeling as if he had exercised a gift, which had in it something of the supernatural ? The Indian talks to himself, or to the Great Spirit in the woods, but is silent among men. We take many steps toward civiliza- tion as we get on in life, but it is an error to think that the heart keeps up with the manners. At least, with me, the perfection of existence seems to be, to possess the arts of social life, with the simplicity and freedom of the savage. They talk of " unbridled youth !" Who would not have borne a rein at twenty, he scorns at thirty ? Who does not, as his manhood matures, grow more impatient of restraint — more unwilling to submit to the conven- tional tyrannies of society — more ready, if there were half a reason for it, to break through the whole golden but enslaving mesh of society, and start fresh, with Nature and the instincts of life, in the wilderness. The imprisonment, to a human eye, may be as irksome as a fetter— yet they who hve in cities are never 40 LETTER III. loosed. Did you ever stir out of doors without remembering that you were seen ? I have given you my thoughts as I went by my tall foresters, dear Doctor, for it is a part of trout-fishing, as quaint Izaak held it, to be stirred to musing and re very by the influences of nature. In this free air, too, I scorn to be tied down to " the proprieties." Nay, if it come to that, why should I finish what I begin ? Dame Swallow, to be sure, looks curious to hear the end of my first les- son with the angle. But no ! rules be hanged ! I do not live on a wild brook to be plagued with rhetoric. I will seal up my let- ter where I am, and go a-field. You shall know what we brought home in the basket when I write again. LETTEK IV. Mv DEAR Doctor : Your letters, like yourself, travel in the best ot company. What should come with your last, but a note from our friend Stetson of the Astor, forwarding a letter which a trav- eller had left in the bronze vase, with " something enclosed which feels like a key." "A 'key'' quotha! Attar of jasmine, subtle ^ as the breath of the prophet from Constantinople by private hand ! No less ! The small gilt bottle, with its cubical edge and cap of parchment, lies breathing before me. I think you were not so fortunate as to meet Bartlett, the draughtsman of the American Scenery — the best of artists in his way, and the pleas- antest of John Bulls, any way. He travelled with me a summer here, making his sketches, and has since been sent by the same enterprising publisher, (Virtue, of Ivy Lane,) to sketch in the Orient. ('' Stand by," as Jack says, for something glorious from tliat quarter.) Weil — pottering about the Bezestein, he fell in with my old friend Mustapha, the attar-merchant, who lifted the silk curtains for him, and, over sherbet and spiced coffee in the inner divan, questioned him of America — a country which, to Mustapha's fancy, is as far beyond the moon as the moon is be- yond the gilt tip of the seragho. Bartlett told him the sky was 42 LETTER IV. round in that country, and the women faint and exquisite as liis own attar. Upon which Mustapha took his pipe from his mouth, and praised Allah. After stroking the smoke out of his beard, and rolling his idea over the whites of his eyes for a few minutes, the old merchant pulled, from under the silk cushion, a visiting card, once white, but stained to a deep orange with the fingering of his fat hand, unctuous from bath-hour to bath-hour with the precious oils he trafficks in. When Bartlett assured him he had seen me in America, (it was the card I had given the old Turk at parting, that he might remember my name,) he settled the cur- tains which divide the small apartment from the shop, and, com- manding his huge Ethiopian to watch the door, entered into a description of our visit to the forbidden recesses of the slave- market; of his purchase, (forme,) of the gipsy Maimuna ; and some other of my six weeks' adventures in his company — for Mustapha and I, wherever it might lie in his fat body, had a nerve in unison. We mingled like two drops of the oil of roses. At Darting, he gave Bartlett this small bottle of jasmine, to be forwarded to me, with much love, at his convenience ; and with the perfume of it in my nostrils, and the corpulent laugh of old Mustapha ringing in my ear, I should find it difficult, at this mo- ment, to say how much of me is under this bridge in Tioga, Korth America. I am not sure that my letter should not be dated " attar shop, near the seraglio," for there, it seems to me, I am writing. ** Tor-mentingest growin' time, aint it !" says a neighbor, lean- ing over the bridge at this instant, and little thinking that, on that breath of his, I travelled from the Bosphorus to the Susquehan- nah. Really, they talk of steamers, but there is no travelling MENTAL TRAVEL. 43 conveyance like an interruption. A minute since, I was in the capital of the Palaeologi, smoking a narghile in the Turk's shop. Presto ! here I am in the county of Tiog', sitting under a bridge, with three swallows and a lobster, (not three lobsters at a swal- low — as you are very likely to read, in your own careless way,) and no outlay for coals or canvass. Now, why should not this be reduced to a science — ^like steam ? I'll lend the idea to the cause of knowledge. If a man may travel from Turkey to New York on a passing remark, what might be done on a long ser- mon ? At present the agent is irregular — so was steam. The performance of the journey, at present, is compulsory — so was travelling by steam before Fulton. The discoveries in animal magnetism justify the most sanguine hopes on the subject, and ** open up," as Mr. Bulwer would express it, a vast field of novel discovery. The truth is, (I have been sitting a minute, thinking it over,) the chief obstacle and inconvenience in travelling is the prejudice in favor of taking the body with us. It is really a preposterous expense. Going abroad exclusively for the benefit of the mind, we are at no little trouble, in the first place, to provide the means for the body's subsistence on the journey, (the mind not being subject to " charges;") and then, besides trailing after us, through ruins and galleries, a companion who takes no enjoyment in pic- tures or temples, and is perpetually incommoded by our enthusi- asm, we undergo endless vexation and annoyance with the care of his baggage. Blessed be Providence, the mind is independent of boots and linen. W^aen the system, above hinted at, is perfect- ed, we can leave our box-coats at home, item pantaloons for all weathers, item cravats, flannels, and innumerable hose. I shall 44 LETTER IV. use my portmanteau to send eggs to market, with chickens in the two carpet-bags. My body I shall leave with the dairy-woman, to be fed at mil king-time. Probably, however, in the progress of knowledge, there will be some discovery by which it can be closed in the absence of the mind, like a town-house when the occupant is in the country — blinds down, and a cobweb over the keyhole. In all the prophetic visions of a millennium, the chief obstacle to its progress is the apparently undiminishing necessity for the root of all evil. Intelligence is diffusing, law becoming less merciless, ladies driving hoops, and (I have observed) a visible increase of marriages between elderly ladies and very young gentlemen — the last a proof that the affections (as will be universally true in the millennium) may retain their freshness in age. But, among all these lesser beginnings, the philanthropist has hitherto despaired, for, to his most curious search, there appeared no symptom of beginning to live without money. May we not discern in this system, (by which the mind, it is evident, may perform some of the most expensive functions of the body, ) a dream of a moneyless millennium — a first step towards that blessed era when " Biddle and discounts" will be read of like " Aaron and burnt- offerings" — ceremonies which once made it necessary for a high-priest, and an altar at which the innocent suffered for the guilty, but which shall have passed away in the blessed progress of the millennium ? If I may make a grave remark to you, dear Doctor, I think the whole bent and spirit of the age we live in, is, to make light of matter. Religion, which used to be seated in the heart, is, by the new light of Channing, addresed purely to the intellect. INTELLECTUAL AGE. 45 The feelings and passions, which are bodily affections, have less to do with it than the mind. To eat with science and drink hard, were once passports to society. To think shrewdly and talk well, carry it now. Headaches were cured by pills, which now yield ta magnetic fluid — nothing so subtle. If we travelled once, it must be by pulling of solid muscle. Rarefied air does it now, better than horses. War has yielded to negotiation. A strong man is no better than a weak one. Electro-magnetism will soon do all the work of the world, and men's muscles will be so much weight — no more. The amount of it is, that we are aradualhj learning to do without our bodies. The next great dis- covery will probably be some pleasant contrivance for getting out of them, as the butterfly sheds his worm. Then, indeed, having no pockets, and no '' corjms'' for your " habeas,''^ we can dispense with money and its consequences, and lo ! the mil- lennium 1 Having no stomachs to care for, there will be much cause of sin done away, for, in most penal iniquities, the stomach is at the bottom. Think what smoothness will follow in " the course of true love" — money coming never between ! It looks ill for your profession, dear Doctor. We shall have no need of physic. The fee will go to him who ** ministers to the mind diseased" — probably the clergy. [Mem. to put your children in the church.) I am afraid crowded parties will go out of fash- ion — it would be so difficult to separate one's globule in case of " mixed society" — yet the extrication of gases might be improved upon. Fancy a lady and gentleman made ** common air" of, by the mixture of their " oxygen and hydrogen !" What most pleases me in the prospect of this Swedenborg order of things, is the probable improvement in the laws. In 46 LETTER IV. the physical age passing away, we have legislated for the protec- tion of the body, but no pains or penalties for wounds upon its more sensitive inhabitant — murder to break the snail's shell, but innocent pastime to thrust a pin into the snail. In the new order of things, we shall have penal laws for the protection of the sensibilities — whether they be touched through the fancy, the judgment, or the personal digni'ty. Those will be days for poets ! Critics will be hanged — or worse. A sneer will be manslaughter. Ridicule will be a deadly weapon, only justifiable when used in defence of life. For scandal, imprisonment from ten to forty years, at the mercy of the court. All attacks upon honor, honesty, or innocence, capital crimes. That the London Quarterly ever existed, will be classed with such historical enormities as the Inquisition, and torture for witchcraft ; and " to be LockJw.rted'' will mean, then, what " to be BurJced'" means now. You will say, dear Doctor, that I am the " ancient mariner" of letter- writers — telling my tale out of all apropos-ity. But, after some consideration, I have made up my mind, that a man who is at all addicted to revery, must have one or two escape- valves — a journal or a very random correspondence. For reasons many and good, I prefer the latter ; and the best of those reasons is my good fortune in possessing a friend like yourself, who is above " proprieties," (prosodically speaking,) and so you have become to me, what Asia was to Prometheus — " When liis being overflowed, Was like a golden chalice to bright wino, Which else had sunk into the thirsty dust.* Talking of trout. Wc emerged from the woods of Glenmary, BAITING WITH A WORM. it (you left me there in my last letter,) and rounding the top of the hill, which serves for my sunset drop-curtain, we ran down a mile to a brook in the bed of a low valley. It rejoices in no name, that I could hear of ; but, like much that is uncelebrated, it has its virtues. Leaving William to tie the horse to a hemlock, and brinof on the basket, we started up the stream ; and, coming: to a cold sp.ing, my friend sat down to initiate me into the rudiments of preparing the fly. A very gay-coated gentleman was selected, rather handsomer than your horse-fly, and whipped upon a rod quite too taper for a comparison. " What next ?" " Take a bit of worm out of the tin box, and cover the barb of the hook !" "I will. Stay ! where are the bits? I see nothing here but full-length worms, crawling about, with every one- bis complement of extremities — not a tail astray." "Bah! pull a bit off!" " What ! you don't mean that I am to pull one of these squirm- ing unfortunates in two ?" "Certainly !" " Well, come ! that seems to me rather a liberty. I grant you 'my education has been neglected,' but, my dear F., there is mercy in a guillotine. I had made up my mind to the death of the fish, but this preliminary horror !" — • " Come ! don't be a woman !" " I wish I were — I should have a pair of scissors. Fancy having your leg 2^ulled off, my good fellow. I say it is due to the poor devil that the operation be as short as possible. Sup- pose your thumb shp ?" 48 LETTER IV. " Why, the worm feels nothing ! Pain is in the imagination. Stay ! I'll do it for you— there ?" What the remainder of the worm felt, I had no opportunity of observing, as my friend thrust the tin box into his pocket immediately; but the "bit" which he dropped into the palm ol my hand, gave every symptom of extreme astonishment, to say the least. The passing of the barb of the hook three times through him, seemed rather to increase his vitality, and looked to me as httle Uke happiness as anything I ever saw on an excur- sion of pleasure. Far be it from me, to pretend to more sensi- bility than Christopher North, or Izaak Walton. The latter had his humanities ; and Wilson, of all the men I have ever seen, carries, most marked in his fine face, the philter which bewitches affection. But, emulous as I am of their fame as anglers, and modest as I should feel at introducing innovations upon an art so refined, I must venture upon some less primitive instrument than thumb and finger, for the dismemberment of worms. I must take scissors. I had never seen a trout caught, in my life, and I do not re- member at this moment ever having, myself, caught a fish, of any genus or gender. My first lesson, of course, was to see the thing done. F. stole up to the bank of the stream, as if his tread might wake a naiad, and threw his fly into a circling, black pool, sparkhng with brilliant bubbles, which coiled away fro'm a small brook-leap in the shade. The same instant the rod bent, and a glittering spotted creature rose into the air, swung to his hand, and was dropped into the basket. Another fiing, and a small trail of the fly on the water, and another followed. With the third, I felt a curiom uneasiiness in my elbow, extending quickly THE FIRST TROUT. 49 to my wrist — the tingling of a new-born enthusiasm. F. had taken up the stream, and, with his hps apart, and body bent over, like a mortal surprising some troop of fays at revel, it was not reason- able to expect him to remember his pupil. So, silently I turned doivn, and at the first pool threw in my fly. Something bright seemed born at the instant under it, and the slight tilting pull upon the pole took me so much by surprise, that, for a second, I forgot to raise it. Up came the bright trout, raining the silver water from his back, and, at the second swing through the air, (for I had not yet learned the sleight of the fisher to bring him quick to hand,) he dropped into the pool, and was gone. I had already begun to take his part agamst myself, and detected a pleased thrill, at his escape, venturing through my bosom. I sat down upon a prostrate pine, to new-Shylock my poor worm. The tin box was in F.'s pocket ! Come ! here was a relief. As to the wild-wood worms that might be dug from the pine-tassels under my feet, I was incapable of violating their forest sanctuary. I would fish no more. I had had my pleasure. It is not like pulling up a stick or a stone, to pull up a resisting trout. It is a peculiar sensation, unimaginable till felt. I should like to be an angler very well, but for the worm in my pocket. The brook at my feet, and, around me, pines of the tallest lift, by thousands ! You may travel through a forest, and look upon these communicants with the sky, as trees. But you cannot sit still m a forest, alone and silent, without feehng the awe of their presence. Yet the brook ran and sang as merrily, in their black shadow, as in the open sunshine ; and the v*^oodpecker played his sharp hammer on a tree evergreen for centuries, as fearlessly as on a shivering poplar, that will be outlived by such a fish-catcher VOL. I. 3 50 LETTER IV. as I. Truly, this is a world in which there is small recognition of greatness. As it is in the forest, so it is in the town. The very gods would have their toes trod upon, if they walked with- out their wings. Yet let us take honor to ourselves above vege- tables. The pine beneath me has been a giant, with his top in the clouds, but lies now unvalued on the eartli. We recognize greatness when it is dead. We are prodigal of love and honor when it is unavaDing We are, in something, above wood and stubble. I have fallen into a sad trick, dear Doctor, of preaching ser- mons to myself, from these texts of nature. Sometimes, like other preachers, I pervert the meaning and forget the context, but revery would lose its charm if it went by reason. Adieu ! Come up to Glenmary, and catch trout if you will. But I will have your worms decently drowned before boxed for use. I can- not sleep o' nights after slipping one of these harmless creatures out of his own mouth, in a vain attempt to pull him asimder. LETTEE V. My dear Doctor : If this egg hatch without getting cold, or, to accommodate my language to your city apprehension, if the letter I here begin comes to a finishing, it will be malgre blistering hands and weary back — the consequences of hard raking — of Imy, The men are taking their four o'clock of cheese and cider in the meadow, and, not having simplified my digestion as rapidly as my habits, I have retired to the shelter of the bridge, to be decently rid of the master's first bit and pull at the pitcher. After em- ploying my brains in vain, to discover why this particular branch of farming should require cider and cheese, (eaten together at no other season that I can learn,) I have pulled out my scribble- book from the niche in the sleeper overhead, and find, by luck, one sheet of tabula rasa, upon which you are likely to pay eigh- teen pence to Amos Kendall. Were you ever in a hay-field, Doctor ? I ask for information. Metaphorically, I know you " live in clover" — meaning the so- ciety of wits, and hock of a certain vintage — but seriously, did you ever happen to stand on the natural soil of the earth, off the pavement ? If you have not, let me tell you it is a very pleas- ant change. I have always fancied there was a mixture of the 52 LETTER V. vegetable in myself ; and I am convinced, now, that there is some- thing in us which grows more thriftily on fresh earth, than on flag-stones. There ^re some men indigenous to brick and mor- tar, as there are plants which thrive best with a stone on them ; but there are '' connecting links" between all the varieties of God's works, and such men verge on the mineral kingdom. I have seen whole geodes of them, with all the properties of flints, for exam- ple. But in you, my dear Doctor, without flattery, I think I see the vegetable, strong, though latent. You would thrive in the country, well planted and a little pruned. I am not sure it would do to water you freely — but you want sunshine and fresh air, and a little bird to shake the "dew" out of your top. I see, from my seat under the bridge, a fair meadow, laid like an unrolled carpet of emerald along the windings of a most bright and swift river. The first owner of it, after the savage, all honor to his memory, sprinkled it with forest trees, now at their loftiest growth, here and there one, stately in the smooth grass, like a poHshed monarch on the foot-cloth of his throne. The river is the Owaga, and its opposite bank is darkened with thick wood, through which a liberal neighbor has allowed me to cut an eye- path to the village spire — a mfle' across the fields. From my cottage door, across this meadow-lawn, steals, with silver foot, the brook I redeemed from its lost strayings, and, all along between "brook and river, stand haycocks, not fairies. Now, possess me as well of your whereabout — what you see from your window in Broadway ! Is there a sapling on my whole farm that would jhange root-hold with 3'ou ? The hay is heavy this year, and if there were less, I should Btill feel like taking my hat off" to the meadow. There is nothing SPRAGUE, THE POET. 58 like living in the city, to impress one with the gratuitous Hberality of the services rendered one in the country. Here are meadows now, that, without hint or petition, premising or encouragement, pay or consideration, nay, careless even of gratitude, shoot me up some billions of grass-blades, clover-flowers, white and red, and here and there a nodding regiment of lilies, tall as my chin ; and it is understood, I believe, that I am welcome to it all. Now, you may think this is all easy enough, and the meadow is happy to be relieved ; but so the beggar might think of your alms, and be as just. But you have made the money you give him by the sweat of your brow. So has the meadow its grass. " It is esti- mated," says the Book of Nature, " that an acre of grass-land transpires, in twenty-four hours, not less than six thousand four hundred quarts of water." Sweat me that without a fee, thou dollar a visit ! Here comes William from the post, with a handful of papers. The Mirror, with a likeness of Sprague. A likeness in a mirror could scarce fail, one would think, and here, accordingly he is — the banker-poet, the Rogers of our country — fit as " him- self to be his parallel." Yet I have never seen that stern look on him. We know he bears the '* globe"* on his back, like old Atlas, but he is more urbane than the world-bearer. He keeps a muscle unstrained for a smile. A more courteous gen- tleman stands not by Mammon's altar — no, nor by the lip of He]^ con — yet this is somewhat stern. In what charade r, if you please, Mr. Harding ? Sat Plutus, or Apollo, astride } our optic nerve when you drew that picture ? It may be a lo')k he has, * Mr. Sprague is cashier of the Globe Bank, in Boston. 54 LETTER V but, fine head as it stands on paper, they who form from it an idea of the man, would be agreeably disappointed in meeting him. And this, which is a merit in most pictures, is a fault in one which posterity is to look at. Sprague has the reputation of being a most able financier. Yet he is not a rich man — best evidence in the world that he puts his genius into his calculations, for it is the nature of uncommon gifts to do good to all but their possessor. That he is a poet, and a true and high one, has been not so much acknowledged by criticism, Visfelt in the republic. The great army of editors, who paragraph upon one name, as an entry of college-boys will play upon one flute, till the neighborhood would rather listen to a voluntary on shovel and tongs, have not made his name diurnal and hebdomadal ; but his poetry is diffused by more unjostled avenues, to the understandings and hearts of his countrymen. I, for one, think he is a better banker for his genius, as with the same power he would have made a better soldier, statesman, far- mer, what you will. I have seen excellent poetry from the hand of Plutus — (Biddle, I should have said, but I never scratch out, to you) — yet he has but ruffled the muse, while Sprague has courted her. Our Theodore,'* bien-aime, at the court of Berlin, writes a better dispatch, I warrant you, than a fellow born of red tape and fed on seahng-wax at the department. I am afraid the genius of poor John Quincy Adams is more limited. He is only the best president we have had since Washington — not a poet, though he has a volume in press. Briareus is not the father of all who will have a niche. Shelley would have made * Theodore Fay, secretary of the American embassy to Prussia. WHAT IS GEMUS ? 65 an unsafe banker, for he was prodigal of stuff. Pope, Rogers, Crabbe, Sprague, Halleck, waste no gold, even in poetry. Every idea gets his due of those poets, and no more ; and Pope and Crabbe, by the same token, would have made as good bankers as Sprague and Rogers. We are under some mistake about genius, ray dear Doctor. I'll just step in-doors, and find a definition of it in the library. Really, the sun is hot enough, as Sancho says, to fry the brains in a man's skull. *' Genius," says the best philosophical book I know of, " whep» ever it is found, and to whatever purpose directed, is mental power. It distinguishes the man of fine phrensij, as Shakspeare expresses it, from the man of mere phrensy. It is a sort of in- stantaneous insight, that gives us knowledge without going to school for it. Sometimes it is directed to one subject, sometimes to another ; but under whatever form it exhibits itself, it enables the individual who possesses it, to make a wonderful, and almost miraculous progress in the line of his pursuit." Si non e vero, e ben trovato. If philosophy were more popular, we should have Irving for president, Halleck for governor of Iowa, and Bryant envoy to Texas. But genius, to the multitude, is a phantom without mouth, pockets, or hands — incapable of work, unaccustomed to food, ignorant of the uses of coin, and unfit candidate, consequently, for any manner of loaves and fishes. A few more Spragues would leaven this lump of narrow prejudice. I wish you would kill oOf your patients, dear Doctor, and con- trive to be with us at the agricultural show. I flatter myself I shall take the prize for turnips. By the way, to answer your question while I think of it, that is the reason why I am not at 56 LETTER V. Niagara, " taking a look at the viceroy." I must watch my tur- nipling. I met Lord Durham once or twice when in London, and once at dinner at Lady Blessington's. I was excessively' in- terested, on that occasion, by the tactics of D'Israeli, who had just then chipped his pohtical shell, and was anxious to make an impression on Lord Durham, whose glory, still to come, was con- fidently foretold in that bright circle. I rather fancy the dinner was made to give Vivian Grey the chance ; for her ladyship, be- nevolent to every one, has helped D'Israeli to " imp his wing," with a devoted friendship, of which he should imbody, in his ma- turest work, the delicacy and fervor. Women are glorious friends to stead ambition ; but effective as they all can be, few have the tact, and fewer the varied means, of the lady in question. The guests dropped in, announced but unseen, in the dim twilight ; and, when Lord Durham came, I could only see that he was of middle stature, and of a naturally cold address. Bulwer spoke to him, but he was introduced to no one — a departure from the custom of that maison sans-gene, which was either a tribute to his lordship's reserve, or a ruse on the part of Lady Blessington, to secure to D'Israeli the advantage of having his acquaintance sought — successful, if so ; for Lord Durham, after dinner, re- quested a formal introduction to him. But for D'Orsay, who sparkles, as he does everything else, out of rule, and in splendid defiance of others' dullness, the soup and the first half hour of dinner would have passed off, with the usual English fashion of earnest silence. I looked over my spoon at the future premier — a dark, saturnine man, with very black hair, combed very smooth'— and wondered how a heart, with the turbulent ambitions, and disciplined energies which were stirring, I knew, in his, could be LORD DURHAM AND D ISRAELI. Si concealed under th;it polished and marble tranquillity of mien and manner. He spoke to Lady Blessington in an under-tone, replying with a placid serenity that never reached a smile, to so much of D'Orsay's champagne wit as threw its sparkle in his way, and Bulwer and D'Israeli were silent altogether. I should have foreboded a dull dinner if, in the open brow, the clear sunny eye, and unembarrassed repose of the beautiful and expressive mouth of Lady Blessington, I had not read the promise of a change. It came presently. With a tact, of which the subtle ease and grace can in no way be conveyed into description, she gathered up the cobweb threads of conversation going on at different parts of the table, and by the most apparent accident, flung them into D'Israeh's fingers, like the ribands of a four-in-hand. And, if so coarse a figure can illustrate it, he took the whip-hand like a master. It was an appeal to his opinion on a subject he well understood, and he burst at once, without preface, into that fiery vein of eloquence which, hearing many times after, and always with new delight, have stamped D'Israeli on my mind as the most wonderful talker I have ever had the fortune to meet. He is anything but a declaimer. You would never think him on stilts. If he catches himself in a rhetorical sentence, he mocks at it in the next breath. He is satirical, contemptuous, pathetic, liumorous, everything in a moment ; and his conversation on any subject whatever., embraces the omnibus rebus, et quibusdam aliis. Add to this, that D'Israeh's is the most intellectual face in Eng- land — pale, regular, and overshadowed v/ith the most luxuriant masses of raven-black hair ; and you will scarce wonder that, meeting him for the first lime, Lord Durham was, (as he was ex- pected to be by the Aspasia of that London Acady your lonely window, in some strange city, and, with a heart a\ hich a child's voice would dissolve in tenderness, to see door after door open and close upon fathers, brothers, friends, expected and welcomed by the beloved and the beioving — these are costly miseries against which I almost hourly weigh my cheaper happiness in a home ! Yet this is the life pined after by the grown-up boy — the life called fascinating and mystified in romance — the life, dear Doctor, for which even yourself can fancy I am *' imping my wing" anew ! Oh, no ! I have served seven years for this Rachel of contentment, and my heart is no Laban to put me off with a Leah. " A !" Imagine this capital letter laid on its back, and point- ed south by east, and you have a pretty fair diagram of tlie junc- tion of the Susquehannah and the Chemung. The note of admira- tion describes a superb line of mountains at the back of the Che- mung valley, and the quotation marks express the fine bluffs that overlook the meeting of the waters at Athens. The cross of the letter, (say a line of four miles,) defines a road from one river to the other, by which travellers up the Chemung save the distance to the point of the triangle, and the area between is a broad plain, just now as fine a spectacle of teeming harvest as you would find on the Genesee, As the road touches tl.'S Chemung, you pass under the base 72 LETTER VII. of a round mountain, once shaped like a sugar-loaf, but now with a top o' the fashion of a schoolboy's hat punched in to drink from ; the floor- worn edo-e of the felt answerino- to a fortification around the rim of the hill, built by I should be obliged if you would tell me whom ! They call it Spanish Hill, and the fortifications were old at the time of the passing through of Sulli- van's army. It is as pretty a fort as my Uncle Toby could have seen in Flanders, and was, doubtless, occupied by gentlemen sol- diers long before the Mayfiower moored ofi" the rock of Plymouth. The tradition runs that an Indian chief once ascended it to look for Spanish gold ; but, oa reaching the top, was enveloped in clouds and thunder, and returned with a solemn command from the spirit of the mountain that no Indian should ever set his foot on it again. An old lady, who lives in the neighborhood, (famous for killing two tories with a stone in her stocking,) declares that the dread of this mountain is universal among the tribes, and that nothing would induce a red man to ascend it. This looks as if the sachem had found what he went after ; and it is a modern fact, I understand, that a man, hired to plough on the hillside, suddenly left his employer and purchased a large farm, by nobody knows what windfall of fortune. Half this mountain belongs to a gentleman who is building a country-seat on an ex- quisite site between it and the river, and, to the kindness of his son and daughter, who accompanied us in our ascent, we are indebted for a most pleasant hour, and what information I have given you. I will slip in, here, a memorandum for any invalid, town- weary person, or new married couple, to whom you may have occasion, in your practice, to recommend change of air The house for- SCENERY OF THE CHEMUNG. ^3 merly occupied by this gentleman, a roomy mansion, in a com- manding and beautiful situation, is now open as an inn ; and I know nowhere a retreat so private and desirable. It is near both the Susquehannah and the Chemung, the hills laced with trout- streams, four miles from Athens, and half way between Owego and Elmira. The scenery all about is delicious, and the house well kept, at country charges. My cottage is some sixteen miles off; and if you give any of your patients a letter to me, I will drive up and see them, with a posy and a pot of jelly. You will imderstand that they must be people who do not "add perfume to the violet" — in my way — simple. I can in no way give you an idea of the beauty of the Che- mung river from Brigham's inn to Elmira. We entered immedi- ately upon the Narrows — a spot Avhere the river follows into a curve of the mountain, like an inlaying of silver around the bottom of an emerald cup — the brightest water, the richest foKage — and a landscape of meadow, between the horns of the crescent that would be like the finest park scenery in England, if the boldness of the horizon did not mi-x with it a resemblance to Switzerland. We reached Elmira at sunset. What shall I say of it ? From a distance, its situation is most beautiful. It lies (since we have begun upon tlie alphabet) in the tail of a magnificent L, formed by the bright Avinding of the river. Perhaps the surveyor, instead of deriving'' its name from his sweetheart, called it L. mirabile — corrupted to vulgar comprehension, Elmira. If he did not, he might, and I will lend him the etymology. The town is built against a long island, covered with soft green- sward, and sprinkled with noble trees ; a promenade of unequalled beauty and convenience, hut that all which a village can muster VOL. I. 4 74 LETTER VII. of unsightliness has chosen the face of the river bank " to turn its hning to the sun." Fie on you, Elmira ! I intend to get up a memorial to Congress, praying that the banks of rivers, in all towns settled henceforth, shall be government property, to be reserved and planted for pubhc grounds. It was the design of William Penn at Philadelphia, and think what a binding it would have been to his chequer-board. Fancy a pier and promenade along the Hudson at New York ! Imagine it a feature of every town in this land of glorious rivers ! There is a singular hotel at Elmira, (big as a state-house, and be-turreted and be-columned according to the most approved sys- tem of impossible rent and charges to make it possible,) in the plan of which, curious enough, the bed-rooms were entirely forgot- ten. The house is all parlors and closets ! We were shown into superb drawing-rooms, (one for each party,) with pier-glasse", windows to the floor, expensive furniture, and a most poUte land- lord ; and began to think the civilization for which we had been looking east, had stepped over our heads and gone on to the Pacific. Excellent supper and civil service. At dark, two very taper mutton candles set on the superb marble table — but that was but a trifling incongruity. After a call from a pleasant friend or two, and a walk, we made an early request to be shown to our bed-rooms. The " young lady, that sometimes uses a broom for exercise," opened a closet-door with a look of la voila ! and left us speechless with astonishment. There was a bed of the dimen- sions of a saint's niche, but no window by which, if stifled, the -soul could escape to its destination. Yet here we were, evidently abandoned on a hot night in July, with a door to shut if we thought it prudent, and a candle-wick like an ignited poodle-dog. HOMES OF GENIUS. Y5 to assist in the process of suffocation ! I hesitated about calling up the landlord, for, as I said before, he was a most polite and friendly person ; and, if we were to give up the ghost in that little room, it was evidently in the ordinary arrangements of the house. ** Why not sleep in the parlor ?" you will have said. So we did. But, like the king of Spain, who was partly roasted because nobody came to move back the fire, this obvious remedy did not at the instant occur to me. The pier-glass and other splendors of course did duty as bed-room furniture, and, I may say, we slept' sumptuously. Our friends in the opposite parlor did as we did, but took the moving of the bed to be, tout bonnement, what the landlord expected. I do not think so, yet I was well pleased with him and his entertainment, and shall stop at the " Eagle'* invariably — if I can choose my apartment. I am not sure but, in other parts of the house, the bloodthirsty architect has constructed some of these smothering places without parlors. God help the unwary traveller ! Talking of home, (we were at home to dinner the next day,) I wonder whether it is true that adverse fortunes have thrown Mrs. Sigourney's beautiful home into the market. It is offered for sale, and the newspapers say as much. If so, it is pity, indeed. I was there once ; and to leave so delicious a spot must, I think, breed a heart-ache. In general, unless the reverse is extreme, compassion is thrown away on those who leave a large house to be comfortable in a small one ; but she is a poetess, and a most true and sweet one, and has a property in that house, and in all its trees and flowers, which can neither be bought nor sold. It is robbery to sell it for its apparent value. You can understand, for "your spirit is touched to these fine issues," how a tree that 76 LETTER VII. the eye of genius has rested on, while the mind was at work among its bright fancies, becomes the cradle and home of these fancies. The brain seems driven out of its workshop if you cut it down. So with walks. So with streams. So with the modifi- cations of natural beauty seen thence habitually — sunrise, sunset- ting, moonlight. In peculiar places these daily glories take pecuhar effects, and in that guise genius becomes accustomed to recognize and love them most. Who can buy this at auction ? Who can weave this golden mesh in another tree — give the same voices to another stream — the same sunset to other hills ? This fairy property, invisible as it is, is acquired slowly. Habit, long association, the connection with many precious thoughts, (the more precious the farther between,) make it precious. To sell such a spot for its wood and brick, is to value Tom Moore for what he will weigh — Daniel Webster for his superficies. Then there will be a time (I trust it is far off) when the property will treble even in saleable value. The bee and the poet must be killed before their honey is tasted. For how much more would Abbotsford sell now than in the lifetime of Scott ? For what could you buy Ferney — Burns's cottage — Shakspeare's house at Stratford ? I have not the honor of a personal acquaintance with Mrs. Sigourney, and can not judge with what philosophy she may sustain this reverse. But, bear it well or ill, there can be no doubt it falls heavily ; and it is one of those instances, I think, where public feeling should be called on to interpose. But in what shape ? I have always admired the generosity and readi- ness with which actors play for the benefit of a decayed " brother of the sock." Let American authors contribute to make up a volume, and let the people of Hartford, who live in the light of HOMES OF GENIUS. 77 this bright spirit, head the subscription with ten thousand copies. You Hve among literary people, dear Doctor, and your ** smile becomes you better than any man's in all Phrygia." You can set it afloat if you Avill. My name is among the Ws, but I will be ready in my small turn. " Now God b'wi'you, good Sir Topas !" for on this sheet there is no more room, and I owe you but one. Correspondence, like thistles, ** is not blown away till it hath got too high a top." Adieu LETTER VIII. Mr DEAR Doctor : What can keep you in town during this m- suflferable hot solstice ? I can not fancy, unless you shrink from a warm welcome in the country. It is too hot for enthusiasm, and I have sent the cart to the hay-field, and crept under the bridge in my slippers, as if I had found a day to be idle, though I promised myself to see the harvest home, without missing sheaf or winrow. Yet it must be cooler here than where you are, for I see accounts of drought on the sea-board, while, with us, every hot noon has bred its thunder-shower, and the corn on the dry hill- sides is the only crop not kept back by the moisture. Still, the waters are low, and the brook at my feet has depleted to a slen- der vein, scarce stouter than the pulse that flutters under your thumb in the slightest wrist in your practice. My lobster is miss- ing — probably gone to " the springs." My swallowlcts too, who have, " as it were, eat paper and drunk ink," have flitted since yesterday, hke illiterate gipseys, leaving no note of their depar- ture. " Who shall tell Priam so, or Hecuba ?" The old swallows circle about as if they expected them again. Heaven send they are not in some crammed pocket in that red school-house, unwil- ling listeners to that vexed alphabet, or, perhaps, squeezed to death in the varlet's perplexity at crooked S. A CHANCE CALL. "79 1 have blotted that last sentence like a school-boy, but, between the beginning and the end of it, I have lent a neighbor my side- hill plough, besides answering, by the way, rather an embarrass- ing question. My catechiser lives above me on the drinTc, (his name for the river,) and is one of those small farmers, common here, who live without seeing money from one year's end to the other. He never buys ; he trades. He takes a bag of wheat, or a fleece, to the village for salt fish and molasses, pays his doctor in corn or honey, and " changes work" with the blacksmith, the saddler, and the shoemaker. He is a shrewd man withal, likes to talk, and speaks Yankee of the most Boeotian fetch and purity. Imagine a disjointed-looking Enceladus, in a homespun sunflower- colored coat, and small yellow eyes, expressive of nothing but the merest curiosity, looking down on me by throwing himself over the railing like a beggar's wallet of broken meats. " Good morning, Mr. Willisy !" From hearing my name first used in the possessive case, probably, (Willis's farm or cow,) he regularly throws me in that last syllable. " Ah ! good morning !" (Looking up at the interruption, I made that unsightly blot which you have just excused.) ** You aint got no side-hill plough ?" " Yes, I have, and I'll lend it to you with pleasure." '• Wal ! you're darn'i quick. I warnt a go'n' to ask you quite yet. Writin* to your folks at hum ?" " No !" " Making out a lease ?" "No!" "How you do spin it off! You haint always work'd on a farm, have ye?" 80 LETTER VIII. It is a peculiarity, (a redeeming peculiarity, I think,) of the Yankees, that, though their questions are rude, they are never surprised if you do not answer them. I did not feel that the thermometer warranted me in going into the history of my life to my overhanging neighbor, and I busied myself in crossing my t's and dotting my i's very industriously. He had a maggot in his brain, however, and must e'en be delivered of it. He pulled off a splinter or two from under the bridge with his long arms, and, during the silence, William came to me with a message, which he achieved with his English under-tone of respect. "Had to lick that boy some, to make him so darn'd civil, hadn't ye?" ** You have a son about his age, I think ?" ** Yes ; but I guess he couldn't be scared to talk that way. What's the critter 'feard on ?'^ No answer. " You haint been a minister, have ye ?" "JSTo!" " Wal ! they talk a heap about your place. / say, Mr. Wil- lisy, 7/ou aint nothing particular, be yeV^ You should have seen, dear Doctor, the look of eager and puz- zled innocence with which this rather difficult question was deliver- ed. Something or other had evidently stimulated my good neigh- bor's curiosity, but whether I had been blown up in a steamboat, or had fatted a prize pig, or what was my claim to the digito mon- strari, it was more than half his errand to discover. I have put down our conversation, I believe, with the accuracy of a short- hand writer. Now, is not this a dehcious world, in which, out of a museui^i, and neither stuffed nor muzzled, you may find such LISTENERS WANTED. 81 an Arcadian ? What a treasure he would be to those ancient mariners of polite hfe, who exist but to tell you of their little peculiarities ! I have long thought, dear Doctor, and this reminds me of it, that there were two necessities of society, unfitted with a voca- tion. (If you know any middle-aged gentleman out of employ- ment, I have no objection to your reserving the suggestion for a private charity, but otherwise, I would communicate it to the world as a new light.) The first is a luxury which no hotel should be without, no neighborhood, no thoroughfare, no editor's closet. I mean a professed, salaried, stationary, and confidential listener. Fancy the comfort of such a thing. There should be a well-dressed, silent gentleman, for instance, pacing habitually the long corridor of the Astor, with a single button on his coat, of the size of a door-handle. You enter in a violent hurry, or with a mind tenanted to suit yourself ; and some faineant babbler, weary of his emptiness, must needs take you aside, and rob you of two mortal hours, more or less, while he tells you his tale of nothing. If " a penny saved is a penny got," what a value it would add to life to be able to transfer this leech of precious time, by laying his hand politely on the large button of the listener ! " Finish your story to this gentleman !" quoth you. Then, again, there is your unhappy man in hotels, newly arrived, without an ac- quaintance save the crisp and abbreviating bar-keeper, who wan- ders up and down, silent-sick, and more solitary in the crowd about him than the hermit on the lone column of the temple of Jupiter. What a mercy to such a sufferer to be able to step to the bar, and order a listener ! Or, to send for him with a bottle of wine when dining alone, (most particularly alone,) at a table 9* 82 LETTER VIII,