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Not a Man in the House, 2 acts, 45 min 5 Not Such a Fool as He Looks, 3 acts, 2 hrs 5 8 Odds with the Enemy, 4 acts, 1 hr. 45 m 7 4 Only Daughter (An), 3 acts, 1 hr. 15 min 5 2 On the Brink, temperance, 2 acts, 2 hrs 12 3 Our Boys, 3 acts, 2 hrs 6 4 Our Country, 3 acts, 1 hr 10 3 Ours, 3 acts, 2 hrs. 30 min 6 8 Out in the Streets, temperance, Ihr. 15min 6 4 Pet of Parson's Ranch, 5 acts, 2hrs 9 3 Pocahontas, musical burlesque, 2 acts, 1 hr 10 2 School Ma'am (The), 4 acts, 1 hr. 45 min 6 5 Scrap of Paper, 3 acts, 2 hrs .... 66 Sea Drift, 4 acts, 2 hrs 6 2 Seth Greenback, 4 acts, 1 hr. 15 'min 7 3 Snowball, 3 acts, 2 hrs 4 3 Soldier of Fortune, 5 acts, 2 hrs. 20 min 8 3 Solon Shingle, 1 hr. 30 min 7 2 Sparkling Cup, temperance, 5 acts, 2 hrs 12 4 Sweethearts, 2 acts, 35 min 2 2 Ten Nights in a Barroom, tem- perance, 5 acts, 2 hrs 7 4 Those Dreadful Twins, 3 acts, 2hrs (25c) 6 4 Ticket of Leave Man, 4 acts, 2 hrs. 45 min 8 3 Tony, the Convict, 5 acts, 2 hrs. SOmin .........(25c) 7 4 Toodles, 2 acts, 1 hr. 15 min. .. 6 2 Topp'sTwIns, 4acts,2hrs.(25c) 6 4 Uncle Joeh, 4 acts, 2 hrs. 15 min , (25c) 8 3 Under the Laurels, 5 acts, 1 hr. 45 min 6 4 Under the Spell, 4 acts, 2 hrs. 30min (25c) 7 9 Wedding Trip (The), 2 acts, 1 hr 8 2 Won at Last, 3 aCts, 1 hr. 45 min 7 3 Yankee Detective, 3 acts, 2 hrs. 8 3 A successful list. T. S. DENISON, Publisher, 163 Randolph St., Chicago. Second Childhood A FARCE IN ONE ACT BY W. C. PARKER AUTHOR OF All a Mistake,'' ''The Ba?ik Cashier,'' ''A Black Heifer," ' 'Brother Josiah,' * ' ' The Face at the Window, " "A Friend of the Whole Family,' ' ' 'His Second Time on Earth,' ' "The Lonely ville Social Club , " "Love and A narchy ," " Taking Father's Place, ' ' "Those Dreadful Twi7is," and ' ' Those Red Envelopes . ' ' JBT* CHICAGO T. S. DENISON, Publisher 163 Randolph Street SECOND CHILDHOOD. CAST OF CHARACTERS. Abner Goodwill A Retired Merchant Amanda Goodwill His Wife Bessie Goodwill Their Daughter Sam Smart A Friend Time of Playing — About Fifteen Minutes. COSTUMES. Mr. Goodwill — Business suit with tight trousers, smok- ing jacket. Change to a coat and waistcoat resembhng Sam's, and much too small for him. Put on Sam's hat and carry his cane. Mrs. Goodwill — Underdress with a dress resembling Bessie's, and which will appear too small and very tight fitting. Put over this a suitable house gown. When chang- ing, slip off the house gown and put on Bessie's hat. Bessie — Walking gown. When changing remove hat, slip on a hoop skirt, a loose gingham dress and sun bonnet. Sam — Sack suit, straw hat and cane. In changing hand hat and cane to Mr. Goodwill and slip on a loose fitting pair of old-fashioned trousers, a linen duster and a large, old-fashioned straw hat. STAGE DIRECTIONS. R. means right of the stage ; C, center ; R. C, right center ; L., left; R. D., right door; L. D., left door, etc.; 1 E., first entrance ; U. E., upper entrance, etc. ; D. F., door in flat or scene running across the back of the stage ; 1 G., first groove, etc. The actor is supposed to be facing the audience. copyright, 1908, by t. s. denison. 2 ^U^;U01S3 ^. SECOND CHILDHOOD. Co Scene: Drazving room. Doors R. 2 E., L. 2 E. and C. Table C, zvith table cloth and lighted lamp. Sofa, up R. Upholstered stool, up C. Chairs, etc., to fill up scene. Discovered. Mr. Goodwill seated at L. of table, zvith back to audience and absorbed in a nezvspaper. Mrs. Good- will, seated at R. of table, facing audience, knitting. Mrs. G. {speaking zvith a noticeable drazvl). Abner, what date is today? Mr. G. (consulting headline of nezvspaper). The six- teenth of June, my dear. Mrs. G. Is that all? Mr. G. Well, isn't that enough? Another day of our short lives gone — departed forever — past recovery — Mrs. G. {interrupting). Abner, you do not understand me. This is the anniversary of our marriage. Mr. G. What ! So soon ? It seems only yesterday that — pardon me, my dear, it is indeed atrocious of me to forget the date of that most auspicious occasion. And no party — no flowers — no presents — no callers. We are indeed a neglected pair. Mrs. G. Well, it must be expected, Abner. We are grow- ing old. Mr. G. Old? Nonsense! Sweethearts like us should never grow old. {Jumps up. Kisses and caresses her.) There! Does that feel old? Mrs. G. {zviping her lips zvith handkerchief). Abner, how boisterous you are. Mr. G. Boisterous ? I should say I had a right to be boisterous. Come, now, since others have forgotten us, let 3 4 SECOND CHILDHOOD. us remember ourselves. Let's have a good lark. Let's cele- brate ! Whee! (Dances around, holding out his coat-tails.) Mrs. G. Abner, for mercy's sake do calm yourself. Mr. G. I'll tell you what, Amanda. I overheard Sam make an appointment to call on our daughter Bessie tonight. Let's get ahead of them. Let's show them we know a thing or two, eh, my dear? (Hugs her.) We will fancy that we are forty years younger. Imagine that this is the old tryst- ing place, down in the old lane. See. This will be the old rustic bench. (Wheels sofa down R.) This the stump of the old elm tree. (Places stool dozvn C.) The fringe of the table cloth will represent the fruit on the low-hanging limbs of the old cherry tree. (Imitates picking a cherry from the fringe of the table cloth and eating it.) Jehosa- phat ! But they taste good ! There ! Now we have only to dress ourselves as we did forty years ago and turn the lights down — and there you are ! Oh, we'll show them v/e're not passe yet. Not by a long shot! Mrs. G. Oh, Abner, what will the children think? Mr. G. Never mind the children. (Kisses her.) There, my dear, run along and change, while I dress for the occa- sion. I'm going to meet my sweetheart tonight. (Proudly.) And, who knows, but if I can get up the courage, I may propose to her, too. (Takes Mrs. G.'s arm and escorts her off, door R.) Enter Sam door C. Mr. G. Ah, Sam, just the fellow I want to see. Come here, you young rascal, while I tell you a secret. (Leads Sam down stage and pushes him down on sofa.) There, now, do you know what you are sitting on? Sam (bewildered). Why, the sofa, isn't it? Mr. G. Nothing of the kind. That, my boy, is a bench— the old rustic bench. Sam (suspiciously). Yes? Mr. G. Now; my boy, there is no time for precise expla- nations. Suffice it to say that that (points to sofa) is a rustic bench. (Points to stool.) That is the stump of the old elm tree, and these (pointing to fringe on table cloth) are cher- SECOND CHILDHOOD. 5 ries hanging from the old cherry tree, and let me tell you, my boy, you never tasted such luscious fruit in all your life. (Imitates picking a cherry and eating it. Sam, who has been watching his cJiance, runs up C, picks up a chair and holds it betzveen himself and Mr. G.j No. You're mis- taken. Not that. (Points to his head.) Nothing wrong up here. Mrs. Goodwill and myself are going to imagine that we are once more young. This is to represent the old tryst- ing place, down the lane. And tonight we are supposed to meet as in the days of old — if our lives had been less happy I might have said "as in the days before the war." Sam (loivering chair). Oh, I see. Mr. G. But I have another idea. Instead ot making this a purely sentimental affair, why not inject a little inno- cent fun into the occasion ? I tell you what ! You shall rep- resent me — sort of proxy, you know. (Takes Sam by the arm.) Come along and change clothes with me. Sam. But — Mr. G. No excuses. Tonight you shall be ^Ir. Abner Goodwill and you needn't feel ashamed of the name, either. (Pulls Sam L.) Sam. Just let me see Bessie a minute first. Mr. G. And let the whole neighborhood into the secret? Not much, young man. You come with me. (Leads Sam ojf door L.) Enter Bessie door C. Bess. Well, of all things. I wonder what papa means by dragging Sam around the house in such a ridiculous manner ? Enter Mrs. G. door R. Mrs. G. Bessie, I want you to help me. Bess. Yes, mamma, what is it? Mrs. G. (zvarningly) . Hush. Did you know that your papa and I have been married forty years today ? Bess. Oh, pshaw, and I never thought of it. How stupid of me! Mrs. G. There, never mind. Your papa insists that he and I shall dress up and meet as we did forty years ago. 6 SECOND CHILDHOOD. He has arranged this room to represent our old trysting place. Bess. Oh, how cute ! Mrs. G. Now, we have plenty of sober thoughts as we grow older, and I would like to have this occasion afford us a little amusement. Bess. Yes. Mrs. G. Your papa used to be forever playing prac- tical jokes oh people, so I thought it would perhaps seem more like old times if I could for once turn the joke on him. Bess. How, mamma? Mrs. G. Why, instead of meeting him myself, I will have you dress up in my clothes and substitute yourself for me. Bess. Oh, won't that be funny? Mrs. G. So, come along and dress. It always annoyed Abner to be kept waiting. (Takes Bessie's arm. Aside.) I've a good notion to dress myself in her clothes and sur- prise them all. (Exit door R. zvitli Bessie.) Enter Mr. G. door E., leading Sam, made tip to represent Mr. G. Mr. G. Now, my boy, remember you are not yourself. Sam (]Mr. G.'s hat is far too large for Sam and comes dozvn over his ears, presenting a ludicrous appearance, as well as the misfit clothes. Aside, as lie surz'cys himself.) I should hope not. Mr. G. For tonight you are Mr. Abner Goodwill, and, hang me, if you don't manage to look the part very well. Sam. You flatter me, sir. (Aside.) The old fool! ]\Ir. G. Now, you must imitate my manner of speaking, and don't forget to be bashful. Yes, by all means be bash- ful. That was me to a T. Sam (aside). Just imagine him being bashful. (To Mr. G., fumbling with hat.) I — I'll try, sir. Mr. G. Don't forget that this is the old trysting-place — down the lane. And, when you can't think what else to do, just pick some cherries from the old cherry tree — of course, offering some to Amanda, who was very fond of them. SECOND CHILDHOOD. 7 Sam (aside). Confound the old cherry tree! I wish I was home! Mr. G. Now, I'll leave you. Careful, you young rascal, if you expect my influence in that other matter. (Turns down the light. Stage lights dozvn until stage is dim. Play- fully.) Careful, now. (Exit door L.) Sam. -Aint this the limit? What will Bessie think if she sees me dressed up like a gawk ? It's hard enough now- adays to win a girl, without being compelled to win the father, too. I suppose, before I get through, her mother will want me to enter a dish-washing contest or something of that sort. Of course I would be just the cheerful idiot to agree to do it. What won't a fellow do when he's in love ? (Nervously goes down C, places one foot on the stool and casually inspects the supposed try sting-place.) I wish I had my hoped-for papa-in-law's powers of imagination. He ought to be a howling success in disposing of mining stock. (Looks at stool.) The stump of the old elm tree ! (LangJis.) Well, I guess I'll have to pick a few cherries off from the *'old cherry tree." (Goes to tabic, picks some imaginary cherries from the fringe of the table cloth. Business of raising the cloth up and picking some higher up, etc. Ad. Lib. Pretends to eat them, smacks Jiis lips, goes to sofa, sits, and^, forgetting, sprazvls on sofa. Recollects his mistake, jumps up and paces back and forth nervously.) Enter Bessie door R., dressed as INIrs. G. Sam (imitating ]\Ir. G.) Ah, my dear, you are l^te — as usual. (Bess performs ridiculous antics trying to n'alk in the hoop skirts. Sam, convulsed zvitli laughter, stuffs his handkerchief in his mouth to keep from laughing aloud.) Bess (hnally managing to hold the Jioop skirt in one position, imitating Mrs. G.'s speech). Well, Abner, don't you consider me worth waiting for? Sam. Oh, yes, yes — certainly — of course. (Goes up and takes Bess by the hand an leads her dozvn to sofa, mcanzuhile bumping into the hoop skirt, much to the embarrassment of both. Finally seats her on sofa. Aside.) Abner must haVe had a lot of courage to marry that. (Looks at Bess mourn- 8 SECOND CHILDHOOD. fully.) Well, I suppose I'll have to kiss her. (Goes to sofa, sits, puts arm around Bess and tries to kiss her.) Bess (turning her head azvay). Oh, Abner. Sam (pretends to petulantly drop her hand. Goes to stool, places one foot on it and stands staring vacantly before him. Aside). Now, if she will only play bashful long enough, I may escape the kissing act. I have it ! (Suddenly runs to table, pretends to pull dozvn limbs of tree, climb up, etc., and to carry both hands full of cherries, ivhich he deposits in Bess' lap.) Bess. Oh, thank you, Abner. Sam (smiles at Bess. Turns. Aside). Oh, don't men- tion it. Guess I'll have a few myself. (Runs to table. Same business as before. Pretends to pick another handful, car- ries it to stool and seats himself, facing audience Bess and Sam both pretend to eat cherries, spitting out the pits, smacking the lips, etc., ad. lib.) Enter Mr. G. door L., dressed as Sam. The clothes are so much too small for him that he can scarcely move and Sam's hat looks ridiculously small on top of his head. He also carries Sam's cane in a foppish manner. ^Ir. G. (aside. Surveying Bess and Sam_, pretending to eat the cherries). What a picture! That young fellow is nobody's fool. He's acting the part as well as I could my- self. (Laughs and zvatches them. Sam and Bess Unish ''eating the , cJicrries" and both sit stupidly staring into vacancy.) Sam (glancing slyly at Bess). Ahem! Bess (glancing slyly at Sam). Ahem! (Sam goes to sofa, sits and puts his arm around Bess.) Mr. G. (chuckling. Aside). Just like me. (Bess avoids Sam and turns her head the other zvay.) Sam (aside). Saved again. (Arises and zvalks L.) She evidently doesn't want me to kiss her. Keep it up, old gal ; keep it up. Mr. G. (aside). That isn't like me. Sam (folding arms and facing Bess). How long is this going to continue ? SECOND CHILDHOOD. 9 Bess What, Abner? (Mr. G. puts hand at ear and bends over so as not to miss a zvord and nearly loses his balance.) Sam. Why this meeting secretly? Why can't we come right out with it and admit that we're engaged? ]\Ir. G. (aside). Bravo! Bravo! Bess. Have you got the ring, Abner? Sam. Yes, one my grandmother give me — if it'll fit you. Mr. G. (aside). What's that? Bess. Oh, Abner, I do hope you're not going to be stingy. I've always wanted a diamond ring so much. Sam (aside). Nothing cheap about her. Mr. G. I think that's rather mean of Amanda to infer that I was ever stingy. Sam (to Bess). But, you know, diamonds are so expen- sive. Mr. G. (aside). Stupid ass! He ought to know that I never denied anything to Amanda. Bess. Well, if I can't have it, I suppose I can't. But there's Benjamin Weathersby — Mr. G. (aside). Confound Benjamin Weathersby I (During ]\Ir. G.'s speeches Sam and Bess fill in by star- ing stupidly into space.) Bess. He promised me a whole set of diamonds if I'd accept him. Sam (aside). Cut glass must have been plentiful on Mr. Weathersby 's farm. Mr. G. (aside). That makes me mad. She was always ready to give me a jab about that plagued Benjamin Weath- ersby. Pity she didn't marry him and be done with it. Sam. Oh, well, if that's the case, I suppose I'll have to get the diamond ring. (Aside.) That's easy — by proxy. IMr. G. (aside). I never "hem'd" and "haw'd" like that and I know it. That infernal kid evidently doesn't have a very high opinion of my generosity. Bess. Well, I reckon it'll take you a long time to save up for a diamond ring. Sam. Oh, I don't know. (Aside.) Good thing this was forty years ago. Let me see — where am I at? 10 SECOND CHILDHOOD. Mr. G. (aside). I'll have to put a stop to this. It grates on my nerves. Enter Mrs, G. door R., dressed as Bessie. The clothes are far too small for her and she presents a ridiculous appearance. Mrs. G. (aside. Referring to Mr. G.). Why, here's that Sam Smart hanging around. I never thought he was such a snoop. Mr. G. (aside. Referring to Mrs. G.). Now, there's Bessie. Of course she had to come peeking around and spoil the whole joke. (Bess arises as if to go.) Sam (aside). I'll kiss her just for spite. (Goes to Bess. Business zvith hoop skirt. Finally gets his arm around her and kisses her.) Mr. G. (aside). The young heathen can do the kissing part all right. I've a good notion to get jealous. Bess (struggles to free herself and in doing so knocks Sam's hat off, revealing his identity. She screams in sur- prise). Sam! Mrs. G. (aside. Referring to Sam). Why, there is Sam. (Looks at Mr. G.) And, as I live, that is Abner, dressed up like a dude. What a fool he is making of himself. (Sam, suspecting Bess' identity, attempts to kiss her again.) Bess (struggling). Oh, Sam ! Don't ! Don't ! Mr. G. (aside). That doesn't sound like Amanda's voice. (Looks closely at Mrs. G.) Why, if the old gal hasn't dressed herself in Bessie's clothes. Gee whittiker ! What a sight ! Sam (removing Bess' sun bonnet). What's the matter, Bessie? Don't you know me? Mrs. G. (to Mr. G.). Abner! Mr. G. (to Mrs. G.). Amanda! (Sam and Bess both turn and look at Mr. and Mrs. G.) Bess. Well, of all things. (Laughs.) Sam (aside). They look like the "Babes in the Woods." (Laughs. Runs tip and taking Mr. G.'s hand, leads him down C. Aside.) Now, be a good boy and speak your piece for the company, Willie. SECOND CHILDHOOD. 11 Bess (leads Mrs. G. down R.). There, now, I guess we'd better leave you two in the "trysting-place." Sam. That's right. Now, you show us how it's done. (Mr. and Mrs. G. each point at the other and laugh heartily. Sam aside to Mr. G.) For heaven's sake, don't bend over or you'll split my clothes up the back and I'll have to go home in a barrel. Mr. G. I — I guess we've had about enough of this ''Second Childhood," eh, Amanda? Mrs. G. Well, I should think as much ! Bess. Oh, no; don't stop. (Laughs.) Sam. Keep it up. You're a scream. Mr. G. Oh, what's the use. The joke's on me. Change your clothes and come on down to (Name favorite restau- rant or hotel)-^3ind have dinner. Bess. Mrs. G. Mr. G. Sam. CURTAIN. A Daughter of the Desert By CHARLES ULRICH. Price, 25 Cents A comedy-drama of the Arizona Plains, 4 acts; 6 m., 4 f. Time, 214 h. Scenes: 2 interiors. Easy to set. Characters: Harold Morton, a railroad surveyor. Clarence Ogden, a rancher. Samuel Hopkins, a land speculator. Pedro Silvera, a Mexican renegade. Jim Parker, a gambler. Bill Jones, a sure-tire sheriff. Ruth Arlington, a daughter of the desert. Mrs. Mary Ogden, a widow. White Bird, an Apache Indian girl. SYNOPSIS. Act I. — Clarence and Lucy have an adventure. "How dare you kiss a helpless girl, sir?" Silvera's charge. Your father was killed by Charles Morton. The avowal of love. Hopkins dotes on custard pies. The Apache outbreak. "If I die, clear my father's name." Act II. — "It's not my stomach, but my heart, papa." Clarence wounded. The arrest of Morton. White Bird's avowal. "We shall bring the guilty to justice." Act III. — How Silvera got a scar on the back of his hand. "I put it there with my sticker!" "I am a man of honor and my word is my bond." The rescue of Morton by cowboys. Ruth has the upper hand. Off to the Mexican line. Act IV. — "My husband ate two lemon pies and died." White Bird clears up the mystery. "Silvera shot him in back." Jones and Parker take a hand in the game. Ruth the richest girl in Arizona. Everybody happy. The Lonely ville Social Club By W. C. PARKER. Price, 23 Cents Comedy, 3 acts; 10 f. Time, IVz h. Exceedingly lively and humorous. SYNOPSIS. Act I. — Time hangs heavily on the hands of Mrs. Jack Newly- wed and Magda Peachblow, and they resolve to form a social club. The representative ladies of the village make a 9 o'clock general call. Act I presents Lonelyville's "four hundred." The stormy session of the benefit society. Gladys is both seen and heard. General con- fusion. • Act II. — Mrs. Newlywed attempts to form the social club. Mrs. Purse Proud on her track. Discovered. A stormy scene. The determination to present "Uncle Tom's Cabin." Act III. — The town hall has been converted into a theater for the occasion. Gladys raises a row. Mrs. Steps and Mrs. Proud settle old scores. Ellen makes a show of herself. The performers are guyed by the "audience" and the performance cut short in disgust. The windup of the "Lonelyville Social Club." T. S. 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My Turn Next, 50 min 4^3 Narrow Escape, sketch, 15 m... 2 Not at Home, 15min 2' Obstinate Family, 40 min 3 3 On Guard, 25 min 4 2 Only Cold Tea, 20 min ^3 Outwitting the Colonel, 25 n4.. 3' 2 Patsy O' Wang, 35 min 4 3 Pat the Apothecary, 35 miilf G 2 Persecuted Dutchman, 35 mid. 6 3 Pets of Society, 30 min O' 7 Played and Lost, sketch, 15 m. 3 2 Pull-Back, 20 min 6 Qliiet Family, 45 min 44 Realmof Time, musical, 30 min. 8 15 Regular Fix, 50 min 6 4 Rejected, 40 min 5 3 Rough Diamond, 40 min 43 Row in Kitchen and Politician's Breakfast, 2 monologues... 1 1 Silent Woman, 25 min 2 1 Slasher and Crasher, 1 hr. 15 m. 5 2 Taming a Tiger, 20 min 3 That Rascal Pat, 35 min 3 2 To Oblige Benson, 45 min 3 2 Too Much for One Head, 25 m. . 2 4 Too Much of a Good Thing, 50 min 3 6 Treasure from Egypt, 45 min.. 4 1 Trick Dollar, 30 min 4 3 Turn Him Out, 50 min 3 3 Twenty Minutes Under Um- brella, sketch, 20 min 1 1 Two Honnycastles, 45 min 3 3 Two Ga.v Deceivers, 25 min 3 Two Gents in a Fix, 20 min 2 Two Ghosts in White. 25 min.. 8 Two of a Kind, 40 min 2 8 Two Puddifoots. 40 min 3 3 Uncle Dick's Mistake, 20 min.. 3 2 Very Pleasant Evening. 30 min 3 Wanted: a Correspondent, 1 hr. 4 4 Wanted; a Hero, 20 min 1 1 Which W'ill He Marry? 30 mm. 2 8 White Caps (The),miisical, 30m. 8 Who is Who, 40 min 3 2 WhoTold the Lie? 30 min,.... 5 3 Wide Enough for Two, 50 min. 5 2 Woman Hater (The), 30 min... 2 1 Wonderful Letter, 25 min 4 1 Wooing Under Difficulties, 35 min 4 3 Yankee Peddler, 1 hr 7 3 The publisher believes that he can say truthfully that Denison's list of plays is on the whole the best se- lected and most successful In the market. iWir Plays will be added from time to time. For Etiiiopian Plays see Catalogue T. S. DENISON, Publisher, 163 Randolph St., Chicago. POPULAR ENTERTAINMENT BOOKS Price, Illustrated Paper Covers, Z5 cents each. ¥N this Series are found books touching: every feature in the enter- tainment field. Good paper, clear print and each book has an attractive in- dividual cover design. DIALOGUES. All Sorts of Dialoj^ues. Selected, fine for older pupils. Catchy Comic Dialogues. New, clever; for young: people. Children's Comic Dialogues. Brig:ht, ori8:inal; for children from six to eleven years of agfc. Dialogues from Dickens. Thirteen selections. The Friday Afternoon Dialoiiues. Twenty-five orig:inal pieces; 45,000 copies sold. From Tots to Teens. Dialog:ues for vouths,children,little tots; pieces for special occasions. When the Lessons are Over. Dialog:ues, drills, plays. Wide Awake Dialogues. Brand new, orig:inal, successful. SPEAKERS, MONOLOGUES. Choice Pieces for Little People. . A child's speaker. The Comic Entertainer. Recitations, monolog:ues,dialogiies. Dialect Readings. Irish, Dutch, Neg:ro, Scotch, etc. The Favorite Speaker. Choice prose and poetry The Friday Afternoon Speaker. For pupils of all ag:es. Humorous Monolo(iues. For amateur and professional iTion- olo8:ists. Particularly for ladies. The Patriotic Speaker, Master thoug:hts of master minds. The Poetical Entertainer. Choice poems for reading: or speaking; fine illustrations. Pomes ov the Peepul. Wit. humor, satire; funny poems for reading' or speaking:; illustrated. Scrap-Book Recitations. Choice collections, pathetic, hum- orous, descriptive, prose, poetry. 14 Nos., per No., 25c. DRILLS. The Best Drill Book. Very popular drills and marches. The Favorite Book uf Drills. Drills that sparkle with originality. The Surprise Drill Book. Fresh, novel, drills and marches. SPECIALTIES. The Days We Celt:brate. Entertainments for all the holidays. Good Things for Christmas. Recitations, monolog:ues, exercises, dialog:ues, drills, tableaux, etc. The Little Folks, or Work and Play. A s:em of a book. The Little Folks* Budget. Easy pieces to speak, song:s. One Hundred Entertainments. New parlor diversions, socials. Pranks end Pastimes. Parlor g:ames for children. School and Parlor Tableaux. For school, church and parlor. Shadow Pictures, Pantomimes, Charades, and how to prepare. Tableaux and Scenic Readings. Nev^ and novel. For all ages. Twinkling Fin^lers and Swaying Figures. Finger plays, motion songs, catchy music; illustrated. HAND BOOKS. The Debater's Handbook. Bound only in cloth, 30c. Everybody's Letter Writer. A Handy Manual. Good Manners. Etiquette in brief form. Private Theatricals. Selecting piays, cast, rehearsals, stage setting, rain, lightning, etc Social Card Games. Complete in brief form. MINSTRELS, JOKES. Black American Joker. Minstrels and end men's gags. A Bundle of Burnt Cork Comedy, Original cross fire conversations, monologiues and stump speeches. Nef{ro Minstrels. All about the business. The New Jolly Jester. Funny stories, jokes, gags, etc. Lariie Illustrated C'ttalodue Free. T. S. DENISON, Publisher. 163 Randolph St., Chicago. • k y r.O" O ■..•'J^%"^^ / sac ^ ^>' ' • • * ^v vf, ^ -^^0^ . A ^ - - 'r-'i ^ ^ ^ ik <*