LIBRARY OF CONGRESS. %jr. ....... iop^nslt lu Shelf IS..3.i..W t UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. y*-) r> ^ // ^yy^.^.l" z^ ^l ^^ 7^ ■^ 0(0 0^ m2 2^^/:^ lY^-Kx- yy-J?^<^^<2^- THE WEDDING .... OK ... . Brother Jonathan "Jonathan, as courteous as game, Brings her jug home — the lady Avihing." Price, 15 Cents. THE WEDDING . .OF BROTHER JONATHAN r By SCION /-N^..:^ ( A^h 26 1893 , U 7:%9^)^ New York. i ^ CHARLES F. BLOOM, Printer 137-141 William Street 1893 l^ ,W^ CurVRlGHTED 1893 BY R/RONTEY 30-3?/? A. THE WEDDING OF BROTHER JONATHAN. -e ^ While walking one day Brother Jonathan caught The glance candid, gay, Of a flower, and thought That a shuddering seized him, Strangely felt at the sight, Then with fanciful whim Saw an angel of light. Charmed beyond measure By the flow'r's yearning gaze, He culled the bright treasure — Trembling, his mind in a maze, — Pinned it, rejoicing, To his coat lapel wide, This hope softly voicing— " Be ever my bride !" Her warm beauty of face, Her clear, golden smile, Made his heart strike a pace- Why? He knew not the while. " To be thus disturbed By a glance from a flow'r — 'Tis almost absurd ! Yet, my soul feels its pow'r. " What ! Will thy passion unbounded Not comprehend That this flower impounded Is thy thought's secret end?" Sharp ears, sharper eyes, and keen nose Has Jonathan, and trousers striped with red ; A figure lank within his clothes, A bell plug on his head ; The long tails of his sky-blue coat Plead for his trousers short, And each huge boot could serve as boat: To his coat clings his thought. Zim! Zim! Bang! Boom! Here's a map, Corrected up to date! He dons his spurs and clap-a-trap Speeds off at gallop great. His first day's spurt at Cuba ends, He stops there but a while; On leaving o'er his face extends A swift, covetous smile. He next goes to Sonora's mines — This good man with desire, Who ne'er to empty dreams inclines, — These mines his soul inspire. But from their ores he hastes away. Borne like a bird on wings. And in Colombia will not stay — He hates mosquito stings. He seeks La Plata — here's a prize ! One that shall make amends. Soon o'er her pampas broad he flies, And slacking speed, descends. A river here is to be crossed, His wings are tired and sore; Undaunted, on the water tossed, His boots soon float him o'er. But heaven! What a narrow shave — He almost capsized there. Ha ! But his flower was there to save His talisman so rare! Into Brazil with rousing hymn Wends he his conquering way. Rewarding joy it is to him 'Mong happy beings to stray. Noting, travels o'er the land, Inquisitive to know, Until, alas! Misfortune's hand Deals him a sorry blow. Seated, late, one sunny morn, Upon a fallen tree, He lost the gay smile he had worn As he viewed a distant lea. There glist'ning lines of crosses white Marked rows of serried graves ; While slowly creeping into sight, Below, some object waves. It moves, it creeps along the road, And up the hill's incline Come horses drawing each a load— A long distressing line ! Nearer the procession draws — "Great God ! What have we here ? A mile of hearses ! What the cause ? A corpse in ev'ry bier !" *' Ho ! Friend !" He to a driver cries, " Why so much dead at once ?" The other with a sneer rephes — . "The dread vomito — dunce!" Jonathan heard not the last — He had already fled. Across the plain was stretching fast To a forest dense ahead ; Which he entered in great trepidation, And saw his thought-flower droop ; Then his hat took an upward gyration And hung on a branch — like a hoop. Lost two days amid vastness! Two days wandVing in vain, In despair, through the gloom of the fastness, On the third he howled might and main. And echo took up the cry, Tossed it hither and thither, Around and about, low and high, And carried it, God only knows, whither. The beasts of the wood pricked their ears, Dilated their nostrils and stared, But failed to conquer their fears When these howls with their own they compared. Then a fox said, he'd go and see. Stealthily picking his way He came to a hat in a tree With which the wind was at play. That was Jonathan's hat. Where was its loud-howling owner? Playing possum,, doubtless, and that. His chance of success to make stronger. All this was strange ! Its meaning what ? The fox creeps forth from cover. Soon round the tree, in rows, asquat, Are cronies from all over. They watch the hat tilt, spin, and rise, Wondering, wondering ever. A congress wrapped in blank surprise — Ha! Jonathan is clever. The motley audience hears a voice Whose tones sound gently, far away, Persuasive, and its language choice ; The cronies feel inclined to stay — Not dreaming that a lucky gust Has made the vantage of the moment, As chance winds have, and often must. In policies prove factors potent. "My friends," went on the distant voice, " With industry increasing. The human races should rejoice That need is never ceasincr "A country cannot well exist ■ Solely on its own productions: Good policy is to persist Trading with other nations The surplus of the shop, the field ; And, as interest may order, Make, or not make, imports yield A revenue at the border. "Thus, gentlemen, to summarize. From a treaty equitable, strong, But mutual welfare can arise. This axiom is as broad as long. " Ponder on my words, my friends. Abundance you can have, and free. And reciprocity extends A like advantage, too, to me." A howl went up on ev'ry side Pandemonium in a wood, — The meanest beasts the loudest cried. Upright, stiffly, the bell-plug stood. Then as the trees began to quake — Ere echo seized the tumult loud — The hat and branch were seen to make Obeisance three times to the crowd. Three days bent the branch remained ; That bowing had its fibres strained. When each had scattered to his lair, " The flower on his coat revived And Jonathan forswore despair. A new departure he devised. Came forth from his close hiding place. His hat took from the branch and — whack ! Drove it on his head : then set his face To turn upon the wood his back. One, two, three, forward and outward ! One, two, three, — he goes not slow. Out of the wood he journeys southward — To the town of Bilbaho. "Hal Ha ! Arrived ; but so has night I What matter, if, only, one can feast? Tis all great mortals' vexing plight To kindred functions hold with beast." x\t inhospitable doors he raps — At one. at two. at more than ten, — But ail in vain his coaxing taps : None open — he must perish then! 13 Down at a spring an ancient dame Her water jug is filling. Jonathan, as courteous as game. Brings her jug home — the lady willing In her kitchen he displays his art — While crushing down his hunger,— As expert cook plays well his part — For Jonathan's no bungler. His hostess lays the tablecloth, Brings forth plates, knives and platter. While Jonathan stirs up the broth And ready makes the batter. She sets the table but for two — That's just as he would have it. He does not make it wait — for to Hunger he joins habit. 14 In front of him his hostess sits, Growing each moment younger, But Jonathan has bent his wits To satisfying hunger. At lenofth she ventures a remark : " How golden, rich, that fowl's color." "Indeed," quoth he, "like David's Ark. "And the coffee what delicious odor. "Ah ! If such coffee I had daily How my fortunes it would cheer!" The lady smiles and answers gaily " 'Tis the choicest Rio, dear. " Rio that restores one's youth ! Our hope, and my dear country's star. To vivify the world, in truth, Our Rio travels far." Jonathan more Rio quaffs And is filled with passion divine, Observing, the good hostess laughs- The coffee was acting like wine. Suddenly, Jonathan notes The changfe in his kind entertainer. "Glorious," he mentally votes, "For my own I'd like to obtain her." "Tell me," he asks, "Are you the dame Whose jug I carried from the spring?" "Yes, dear, I had on when you came An antique cap — I changed the thing." " By Jove, you are truly enchanting ! " — "Your air, sir, is so grand." — "Your flexible voice is entrancing!" — "Your gallantry, sir, none can withstand." i6 'A marriage then is possible?" —"It is indeed, since I consent." And you will sign, fair sensible?' —"Aye, sir, and prove my heart's content." "Great Countess, now your peerless Rio Makes hope and faith in me revive! And lifts your glory from embryo. This union must time's test survive. "This proud day I will solemnize, And the whole world then will see The greatness that in mortals lies When they cordially agree. "Without distinction, to all on earth Shall be proclaimed this dear alliance ; We shall grow great, as from new birth. And in our virtues place reliance, 17 "Too, shall be held a grand reception, With palaces to hold the folk. And regal all — without exception; * There your presence I invoke. "You will behold the winter's blast Routed by the furnace-heat ; The iron etching gardens vast ; Ranches that sound with 'low and bleat. " Candles purloined from the sky ; Rich works of art in heaps amassed ; Speech-carrying threads ; strange ships that fly ; And marvels countless, unsurpassed. " Huge granaries that overflow With cultivation's fecund yield; And on the horizon foreglow New promises in splendor's field. i8 " Science will receive a new incentive, And readjust her lines of thought ; Art will become still more inventive, And be with greater values fraught. "This setting of illustrious glow In Columbus' immortal crown, To coming ages shall Chicago Refulgent float with his renown. "And Jonathan will give award To all that's meritorious. Himself content, for his reward, To continue loved and glorious." 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