Class L _^:^2-'7i/' Book Rq> ' GoDvrig!it]^« ' S *^ COPYRIGHT DEPOSm «T/^ m THE SONG OF MILKANWATHA TRANSLATED FROM THE ORIGINAL FEEJEE MARC ANTHONY HENDERSON, D.C.L. -n^ q PROFESSOR OF THE FEEJEE LANGUAGE AND LITERATURE IN THE BRANDYWINE FEMALE ACADEMY ILLUSTRATED BY FRANK BEARD " There were who spiritual legends feigned, Half lofty, half profound, not nigh half true." Philip James Bailey THIRD EDITION ALBANY, N. Y. D. R. Niver, 46 N, Pearl Street Copyright, 1883, by D. R. Niver. Outing Publishing and Printing Co. [limited! Albany, N. Y. r- THE SONG OF MILKANWATHA. " He, of a damsel, with fellow-maidens sporting, In vital brilliance dropping through the star-gate Of the high luminous l?-nd, was born; And lifting into life his facial flower, Throughout the vast passivity he passed, All active; scaling on foot the mount, That he his starry ancestry might hail, There converse held, with all the eloquent orbs; Adown a foamy current, in a skiff, Dimpling the wave, he sped; great the show Of lawny-weepers, lifted to dim eyes; He fainted, asked the watery powers, and at last, With eyne by spirit-fire purged, discerned How sweet was truth, for death in truth was life, Initiate, mystic, perfected, epopt, Illuminate, adept, transcendent, he Ivy-like lived, and died, and again lived, Resuscitant — god of psycho-pompous function.'' " The Mystic." — Philip James Bailoy. TRANSLATOR'S PREFACE. A WORD or two with reference to the following Poem, which is now for the first time presented to the civilized world. That, in many of its parts, there is a strong correspondence be- tween it and Mr. Longfellow's great work, "The Song of Hiawatha," is too apparent to be overlooked. But so far from basing upon this similarity of incident and treatment, a charge of literary piracy against Mr. LONGFELLOW, as has been done by some who have discovered a much fainter likeness to a poem of Scandinavian origin — the translator recognizes in it only another evidence of that unity of thought which characterizes the human species, and which is a natural consequence of the unity of the races, of which the great family of man is composed. How far the " S©ng of Hiawatha" may be justly deemed an imitation, however, in outhne, incident, or versification, of the Scandinavian — or of the poem from the Feejee, here presented to our readers — it is for them, and not for the translator, to decide; but it is believed that a careful comparison, one ^vith another, will disclose many curious resemblances in form and feature, which may be thought worthy the attention of men of letters. 5 vi TRANSLATOR S PREFACE. It is hardly necessary to add that, so far as he was able to ap- preciate the spirit of the Poem, the translator has endeavored faith- fully to retain it. The liberties which he has taken have been verbal only, and such as are unavoidable in transplanting the ideas and emotions of a people from their own language to another. For example, " Polli-wog-in " has been translated far?ners, although the use of the word may seem a strange one to those into whose conception of the Feejee character the idea of industry has never entered. The reason, however, is obvious — since our estimates of things are always relative, and he who keeps a pig or grows a square yard of potatoes among a people distinctively savage, judged by their standard of labor, is as emphatically a farmer as the man who plows, in America, his hundred acres, and whose cattle graze upon a thousand hills. Several words and forms of expression which in our language have become obsolete, such as her'n, his'n, ouch, not never, not for no one, did n't nothing, a-rolling, a-sitting, etc., are retained because of their striking analogy to words and expressions representing the same ideas in the Feejee tongue. The word that designates the Water treatment which we call Hydropathy, is so rendered from the original, " Sit-an'-shiver." If the objection be made to the scenes and characters as repre- sented in the translation, that they indicate so advanced a stage of social progress as to suggest the probability of their having caught an unconscious coloring from the fancy of the translator, it may be fairly met with the presumption that a closer famiharity with the TRANSLATOR S PREFACE. vii manners and mode of life of the Feejees, on the part of the reader, would show the invahdity of such objections. To give an impulse to investigation in this direction is the trans- lator's only motive in publication, and his earnest hope is that this simple Poem may serve to interest the Christian World in the peo- ple among whom it is still preserved, and in whose midst he has spent several memorable years. Clover Dell, Feb. 1856. ARGUMENT. The Birth and Childhood of the Hero. His Youth. He forms the acquaintance of two singular individuals. Goes courting, and is married. His two friends swept away by the Watta-puddel, or Rushing River, to the land of Ponee-rag-bag, situated farther down- ward. His wife is seized with chills and fever, and being supposed dead, is thrown into the River, but revived by the sudden shock of the water, is borne in safety to Ponee-rag-bag. The hero, in a fit of temporary insanity, follows her in his skiff. Reaching Ponee-rag- bag, he finds not only his wife, but his friends also, awaiting him. Their strange preservation suggests the Water treatment in disease, and returning with them he becomes the founder of the Hydropathic System, The scene is laid in the Island of Chaw-a-man-up, one of the Feejee Group. THE SONG OF MILKANWATHA. INTRODUCTION. If an individual person, Say John Smith,* or John Smith's uncle, Or some other friend of his'n Should propound to me the question, Whence derived you these traditions Which you are about to tell us. With their incidents peculiar; These strange legends so mysterious, With the smell of trees and flowers, With the sound of brooks and breezes, With the roaring of the thunder * The name John Smith, which occurs several times in the following intro- duction, has been employed because, by conventional use, it has come to express the idea of tiian in the concrete. INTRODUCTION. Ever sounding, never ceasing, Going when you think it 's stopping, Going as a woman's tongue goes, As a lively woman's tongue goes; I would speak up, I would tell him. From the regions far beyond here. From the mighty wildernesses Where the Spoopendykes inhabit, Where the Noodles pitch their wigwams, From the hill-tops bare and breezy. From the valleys soft and mushy. From the marshes and the duck-ponds, Where the melancholy bull-frog, Brek-e-kex-co-ax, the bull-frog, Sitteth in the slimy waters : " As I heard them, so I tell them, Literatim et verbatim, Just exactly as I heard them INTRODUCTION. From the mouth of Rumpalumpkin, Him as played upon the bagpipes, Played — and sang between the blowings." And if John Smith, or his uncle. Or some other friend of his'n, Should inquire where Rumpalumpkin Came across these strange traditions ; I would speak up, I would tell him, " In the trees where climb the squirrels, In the holes where crouch the woodchucks, In the cracks the spiders hide in. In the hornets' nest he found them; " All — or nearly all — the wildfowl Sang them, shrieked them, in the marshes, In the marshes by the duck-ponds ; Pee-nee-wig the tmrkey-buzzard. And the gray-goose Dab-si-dido ; Quag the duck, the snipe Lum-bago, And the long-legged, bush-necked partridge, Rigdam-bol-le-meta-kimo." INTRODUCTION. And if John Smith, or his uncle, Or some other friend of his'n. Asked me. Who is Rumpalumpkin ? Tell us more of Rumpalumpkin; I should speak up very quickly. And reply to him in this way: " In the valley of Mus-tug-gin, That extremely verdant valley, Where, in summer, green the trees were, Bare and leafless in the winter; Where the streams flowed in the Summer, But in Winter time were frozen; In this very verdant valley. Lighted by the sparkling waters. By the forest branches shaded. Lived the man as played the bagpipes. Played — and sang- between the blowings — Lived the minstrel Rampalumpkin." Ye who like this sort of legend, Like it well enough to listen, Like the way the thing is done in, INTRODUCTION. Like a story so unmeaning, That, to save your life, you cannot See nor head nor tail un-/^ it, Tell the end from the beginning — Listen to this wondrous story, To this Song of Milkamvatha. Ye who will not wTithe nor ^vriggle While I tell this story to you. Will not look or act uneasy, But will give your whole attention, Without gaping, stretching, yawning, While I tell this story to you ; Listen now, for I will tell it, Tell it truly, as I told you, As I told you I would tell it, On condition, you remember. That you would not \mthe nor -ftTiggle, But would give your whole attention Without gaping, stretching, ya\vning, While I tell this story to you; Listen now all ye, I pray you. Hear this Song of Milkanwatha. Swiftly down came Kimo-kairo, Came the loncj haired Kimo-kairo." MILKANWATHA'S CHILDHOOD. Long ago, in days that are not, In the times that no one knows of, Right head-foremost thro' the evening From the shining planet Venus, Swiftly down came Kimo-kairo, Came the long haired Kimo-kairo, Married, but without no children. She was climbing up a plum-tree, Plum-tree in the planet Venus, Climbing with some other women. When, alas, the branch she stood on Cracked and snapped, because 't was rotten. Cracked and snapped off quite completely, And head-foremost thro' the evening, 7 MILKANWATHA S CHILDHOOD. Fell the long haired Kimo-Jiairo, Fell the shrieking Kimo-kairo, Fell the long-haired, shrieking Kimo, Down to Plow-e-tup the cornfield, In the cornfield soft and mushy. Look 1 a rocket ! " said the farmers, Some one must have fired a rocket, 'Cause that was the stick that come down.'' 'Midst the chickweed and the clover, Lying on some last year's huskings. In the Plow-e-tup, the cornfield, Kimo-kairo had a son born. And she called him Milkanwatha, Him as is our story's hero, The real, genuine Milkanwatha. But alas for Kimo-kairo ! And alas for Milkanwatha ! She, the mother, was so injured Falling from the planet Venus, Plum-tree in the planet Venus, MILKANWATtLA. S CHILDHOOD. And the Plow-e-tup the cornfield Was so very cool and open, Such a breezy place to lie in, That, to save her life, she could not Keep from dying while she lay there, Lay upon the last year's huskings; So she died, poor Kimo-kairo, And beside her, Milkanwatha Rolled and cried, unhappy baby, Wond'ring why she didn't nurse him, Thinking her alive as usual. There they both were found, next morning. By the ancient nurse Marcosset; Her whom all the neighbors honored For her skill in nursing sick-folks. Chiefly, through the chills and fever : There she found sweet Kimo-kairo Lying dead upon the huskings ; And not far off — found our hero. Very wide awake and kicking. On the banks of Watta-puddel- lo milkanwatha's childhood. Rushing river, Watta-puddel — Stood the ancient nurse's wigwam, Stood the wigwam of Marcosset : Back behind it dark the woods were, Dark as pitch the woods behind it; Swift before it rolled the river, Rolled its torrent ever omvard, Through the long and dismal forests, Through the mountains and the valleys, In the sunlight and the moonlight, Toward the unknown Ponee-rag-bag, Toward the regions farther downward. Here Marcosset, ancient female, Nurspd the baby Milkanwatha; Gave him porridge, gave him catnip. Gave him pap and water-gruel; When he fretted, quickly hushed him, Saying, *' Wild-cat, scratch his eyes out.' Saying, "Bulldog, bite his toes off;" Put him fast asleep by humming. MILKANAVATHA'S childhood. II " Hitta-ka-dink, my duck, my darling, Who 's this with the funny snub-nose, Snub-nose, so uncommon snubby? Hitta-ka-dink, my duck, my darling." Here he, day by day, grew older. Sat alone upon the door-step, Heard the summer breezes moaning. Heard the waters ever plashing, Sounds unusual and peculiar; " Tizzarizzen," sighed the breezes — " Splosh-ka-swosh-ky," plashed the river. Here he saw the Melee- wee-git, Lightning-bug, the Melee-wee-git, Saw the Feesh-go-bang, musquito, Saw Snappo, the pinching-beetle, Saw the dragon-fly, Snap-peter, And the flea, too, Sticka-ta-wa-in. Saw above him, in the heavens. The Aurora red and glowing — 12 milkannvatha's childhood. Wondered what it was that did it — Said, "What is that there, Marcosset?" And Marcosset up and answered, " Once an angry boy I know of, Took and clutched his uncle To-bee, Took and pitched him, in the evening, Up into the starry heavens; Right against the boulder pavement Of the Milky-way he pitched him. And his blood and brains went splashing Over all the sky around there; That 's what makes them spots upon it — That is why it 's called Aurora." * Saw the dazzling planet Venus Blushing o'er the dark horizon; Said, "What is that there, Marcosset?" And Marcosset up and answered, " That 's the hole your mother fell through, When she tumbled from the plum-tree — Plum-tree in the planet Venus — Down to Plow-e-tup the cornfield." *A capital pun upon this word, in the original, is entirely lost in the trans- lation. MILKANWATHA'S CHILDHOOD. 13 And whenever, in the evening, Brek-e-kex-co-ax, the bull-frog. Made all kinds of dismal noises, Milkanwatha, trembling, whispered, "What an awful noise; what does it?" And Marcosset up and answered; " 'T is the bull-frog's way of singing, Singing to another bull-frog In the marshes and the duck-ponds — Only that, my Milkanwatha." So, by slow degrees, it turned out, That he learned the names of all things. Of the birds, and beasts, and fishes. Of the bugs of each description, How they looked and where they hided. And their general mode of living ; So he gained from old Marcosset, Much important information. Much which we can never know of In our day and generation — Our degenerate generation. 11. MILKANWATHA'S HUNTING. Now, about this time, Sumpunkin, He, the jolly wag, Sumpunkin, He, the crony of Marcosset, Made a very stylish blow-gun For our hero, Milkanwatha; Made it from a stalk of alder. From a willow made some arrows — Little arrows for to blow through — And each -arrow had a pin in. This he gave to Milkanwatha For to keep, he said, remarking. You must go, my little fellow. Go into the woods behind here, Go and kill a pretty squirrel. Go and kill a rather big one." 14 MILKANWATHA S HUNTING. Right into the woods behind there Ran the gallant Milkanwatha, With his arrows and his blow-gun : And he heard the birds exclaiming, Don't you blow at me your arrows, Blow your arrows with a pin in, Oh, now, Milkanwatha, don't you." Cried the 0-pee-pod, the bullfinch. Cried the Nill-e-pip, the chippy, " Do n't you blow at me your arrows, With a pin in, Milkanwatha." On a stump, not far before him. Hopped the Lingo-sneedel, smiling. Hopped the Lingo-sneedel, blue-bird, Sneezed, and cried out, after sneezing. Do n't you blow at me your arrows, With a pin in, Milkanwatha." And a little off to one side. Peeped the Yella-gal, the woodchuck, 1 6 milkanwatha's hunting. Sort o' fear'd and sort o' not so, Peeped and squeaked to Milkanwatha, "Don't you blow at me your arrows, With a pin in, Milkanwatha." Onward through the woods behind there Walked he, stalked he, with his blow-gun, Heeding not these observations ; Neither Opee-pod, the bullfinch. Nor the Nill-e-pip, the chippy. Nor the Yella-gal, the woodchuck, Nor the bluebird, Lingo-sneedel— He was hunting after squirrels. After squirrels only, he was. Crouching down behind an old log, Pretty soon he saw a squirrel, And it was a rather big one ; Saw a squirrel's head on one side — Saw a squirrel's tail the other — Head and tail of one big squirrel : S0m^., , SMS- He was hunting after squirrels, After squirrels only, /^t'was." MILKANWATHA'S HUNTING. 1 7 Taking in a long breath, very, Milkanwatha aimed his blow-gun — Blew through with the long breath, very, With the long breath that he took in ; Squirrel's tail a moment quivered, Squirrel closed his eyes a moment. Turned a somerset, completely. And lay dea'd upon the old log; For the arrow with the pin in. To his brain had penetrated, Like a big musquito stung him. In the wilderness, behind there, Far behind Marcosset's wigwam. Far away from Watta-Puddel, Lay defunct Peek-week, the squirrel — Lay without a breath or motion. Hearing not the breezes' sighing. Hearing not their Tizzarizzen, As they moaned his sad condition, As they sobbed, amid the branches, O'er the death that he had come to, O'er his speedy dissolution. 1 8 milkanwatha's hunting. But the victor, in his triumph, Jumped and waved his hat, exulting O'er the death that he had come to, O'er his speedy dissolution : And, with eager haste, he ran home. In one hand Peek-week, the squirrel, In the other hand the blow-gun — Fearful instrument, the blow-gun ; And Marcosset and Sumpunkin, Kissed him, 'cause he killed the squirrel, 'Cause it was a rather big one. From the squirrel-skin, Marcosset Made some mittens for our hero, Mittens with the fur- side inside. With the fur-side next his fingers So 's to keep the hand warm inside ; That was why she put the fur-side — Why she put the fur-side inside. From the other parts Marcosset, From the lungs, and lights, and liver, milkanwatha's hunting. 19 Brain, and heart, and spinal marrow — Made a squirrel chowder for him ; And their friends dropped in to eat some ; Smacked their lips, while they were eating, 'Cause 'twas such a tender squirrel; Smacked the lips of Milkanwatha, After they had finished eating, 'Cause he was so bold a hunter. Called him Good-boy, Mulee-donkee, Called him Brave-boy, Spoo-ne-boo-be. III. MILKANWATHA'S YOUTH AND EARLY MANHOOD. MiLKANWATHA, now, was oMcr — Older, bigger than he had been Since his mother, Kimo-kairo, In the cornfield came and bore him. None were half as big as he was, None were half as tall as he was, None were half as strong as he was ; None could lift the things that he could. None could catch the things that he could, None could eat the things that he could; No one ever laughed so loudly, As he laughed, when something funny Happened for to come across him ; Ever saw such sights as he did, Ever thrashed so many rascals. Ever kissed so many damsels, Ever nursed so many children. 20 "That his heels would strike together Eighty times, and even ninety." MILKANWATHA'S youth and early manhood. 21 He could take and fire an arrow — Run right after — go right by it — Then stop short and say, distinctly, Always " Jac, " and sometimes, " Robbin-sun," Ere the lazy arrow got there. He could take and throw a stone so, Throw it right up over-head so, At the moment when the sun set, That it would n't think of dropping, Till the sun came up, next morning. Till the Doodel-doo, the rooster, Crowed the daylight up next morning. He could do the Cutta-dido — Cut the pigeon's wing, so quickly. That his heels would strike together, Eighty times and even ninety — Once he did it ninety-nine times — One more would have made the hundred. He had leggins, Roota-ba-ga, That were quite peculiar leggins ; 2 2 MILKANWATHA'S YOUTH AND K\RLY MANHOODo When they were put on and buttoned, He could step from here to yonder, Step from here, 'way over yonder. Step right up on the horizon, And converse there, with the full moon. He had Clog-a-logs, moreover. Boots — with which on one occasion, While conversing with the full moon, On the edge of the horizon, He, so fiercely, kicked his foot out, That he hit the constellation, Thimbel-nubbin, or Big Dipper, Kicked a hole right in the bottom. So that all the water ran through, Which was put there, for the Great Bear, For to come and wash his feet in. All the eagles of the mountains Flew far over Milkanwatha : All the wild beasts of the forest Trembled, when he strided toward them. Fled into the shadows trembling. milkanwatha's youth and early manhood. 23 All the old men praised his courage, All the young men owned him strongest, All the women wished for children, Wished for sons as brave as he was; All the maidens gazed upon him. Gazed with silent admiration, Gazed with beating hearts and blushes. As he passed their lonely wigwams. And returned with sighs and weeping, To their usual avocations ; Wishing, as they darned their stockings — Scrubbed, and baked, and swept, and dusted, Did clear-starching, did crochet-ing. Made pincushions, always heart-shaped, Fastened, two and two together. Pierced all o'er with pins like arrows. Arrows from an unseen archer — Wishing that a gallant lover. That a lover, like our hero. Soon might come, and sit beside them In their wigwams; each one wishing Ke was her'n, and she was his'n. Ever her'n, and ever his'n, Her'n and his'n, now and ever; 24 liilkanwatha's youth and early manhood. Each one wishing for our hero — But he wishing not for no one ; Having other things to think of, Other fish upon his griddle, Other fish to fry upon it. " Silli-nimkum, the sweet piper, And the very fat man, Bee-del. IV. MILKANWATHA'S FRIENDS. Friends enough, had Milkanwatha ; Some he liked and some he didn't, Some were true, and some were false ones ; But a couple of the former, He was very special fond of; Silli-nimkum, the sweet piper, And the very fat man. Bee-del Milkanwatha's oldest crony Was the piper, Silli-ninkum, Him as was the best of pipers, Him as piped, as no one else piped; Soon as he began a-piping, Came the people for to hear him ; Came the young men, and the old men, 25 26 milkanwatha's friends. Came the matrons, and the maidens, Came the nurses, and the children. For to hear him do his piping; Sometimes he would set 'em laughing- Set 'em all a crying sometimes, 'Cording as the tune was jolly, Or forlorn and melancholy. He would play so very softly That the breezes stopped to hear him, That the squirrels ceased to chatter. That the Yalla-gal, the woodchuck. In his rapture, curled his tail up. And the bluebird, Lingo-sneedel, Stood on one leg for to listen. Silli-ninkum, the sweet piper. Was beloved by Milkanwatha, 'Cause he, piped as no one else piped, 'Cause he always was obliging — Piping when requested for to. milkanwatha's friends. 27 But, beside him, Milkanwatha Loved the very fat man, Bee-del; He, the fattest human being, That you ever laid your eyes on. From his very earliest childhood. He was round, and fat, and lazy; Did n't go a-squirrel hunting. Did n't skate and did n't nothing- Was n't like the other children ; But they understood the reason. And they all were sorry for him, 'Cause he was of such a fatness — *Cause his fatness grew upon him. Once his mother said un-^o him, "Bee-del, you are good for nothing; Always hanging round the wigwam. Waddling round about the village. Lying, sprawled out, in the sunshine, < You had best be doing something." Not a word did Bee-del answer, Not an observation made he, 3 28 milkanwatha's friends. But he waddled from the comer, From the wigwam slowly waddled, Went and stood upon the hillside, Slowly sat down, slowly laid down, Doubled up and started rolling; Rolled right onward, forward, downward, Down the green and sloping hill-side, DoAvn the hill-side kept a-roUing; And his mother stood and watched him, Wond'ring when he 'd stop a-rolling. Nothing more was heard of Bee-del, For six months and something over; But, one morning, while a-baking, Bee-del's mother heard a rumbling. Like a big stone, tumbling downward From the hill-top, up above her; Went and looked, and there came Bee-del, Came the fat man, rolHng, rumbling, Came a-rolling toward the wigwam, Came and rolled in through the back-door, Rolled right up into the corner. And remained rolled up, in silence. milkanwatha's friends. He had been, for six months, rolling, Six months and a little over; Rolling on from mom to evening, And from season unto season, Through all countries, nations, climates, Past the zones and past the tropics; Past the line of the equator. Ever onward, forward, downward. Till he got to where he came from — Till he all the earth had rolled round. These two persons, just referred to, Silli-ninkum, the sweet piper, And the very fat man, Bee-del, As I Ve mentioned, were the couple- Were the friends of Milkanwatha — Whom he liked uncommon strongly; And these three, this faithful trio, Never quarrelled with each other, Never gossipped, never back-bit, Never acted mean, as some do. But they did as they 'd be done by, And they often met together, 29 -o milkanwatha's friends. And indulged in conversation In a free and easy manner. V. MILKANWATHA'S COURTSHIP AND MARRIAGE. Just as, to a big umbrella, Is the handle, when it 's raining, So a wife is, to her husband; Though the handle do support it, 'Tis the top keeps all the rain off; Though the top gets all the wetting, 'Tis the handle bears the burden; So the top is good for nothing, If there is n't any handle, And the case holds, vice versa. In this way, did Milkanwatha Reason, when he was a-thinking, Thinking of his Pogee-wogee, Of the blue-eyed Sweet Potato, In the village of the Noodles. 31 32 MILKANWATHA S COURTSHIP AND MARRIAGE. "Marry some one, living round here," Said the ancient nurse, Marcosset; " Do n't go looking over yonder, For to find a wife to marry : As a stick of maple candy, Is the homeliest girl around here ; As a lozenge or a gum- drop Is the prettiest over yonder." And thus answered Milkanwatha; 'Very true, dear old Marcosset, Mighty sweet is maple candy, But I much prefer a lozenge — Very much prefer a gum- drop." Said Marcosset, " Do n't you go, now, For to get a girl to marry, Knowing nothing whatsoever ; Bring one as can do clear-starching. Sew, and knit, and run of errands. And be generally useful — That 's the sort of girl to marry." milkanwatha's courtship and marriage. 33 Milkanwatha answered, cheerful: 'In the regions far beyond here, Where the Noodles pitch their wig^vams, Pogee-wogee, Sweet- Potato, Charming female is residing; I will go and fetch her to you, And she '11 make herself convenient. Sew, and knit, and do clear-starching. Be your lozenge, be your gum-drop, Be your stick of maple candy." " Do n't you go now," said Marcosset, 'Go and fetch an unknown female, Do n't you go and fetch a Noodle — ■ Awful strange folks, are the Noodles." Then replied our Milkanwatha; ' That 's exactly why I do it, 'Cause they're strange, and mustn't be so; We must make ourselves acquainted. We must go and call upon them." Saying which, our hero, boldly. 34 milkanwatha's courtship and marriage. Travelled to the regions northward, Past the dreary wildernesses, Where the Spoopendykes inhabit, To the village of the Noodles. He had put on Roota-ba-ga, Buttoned on the magic leggins, And, although he kept a-stepping. From one hill-top to another, Over cornfields, soft and mushy, Over marshes, goose-ponds, duck-ponds, Yet he seemed a long while, getting To the home of Pogee-wogee, To the village of the Noodles. Shortly previous to arriving, He perceived a woodchuck, peeping — Peeping from his hole, for fresh air, 'Cause 'twas badly ventilated. But the woodchuck didn't see him; So he took and kicked his foot out. And he knocked the woodchuck's brains out- milkajstwatha's courtship and marriage. 35 Just as when he hit the bottom Of the Dipper, Thimbel-nubbin, All the water went and ran through, Which was put there, for the Great Bear, For to come and wash his feet in. Then he took the woodchuck with him, For a gift to Pogee-wogee ; "Who is that?" inquired a Noodle — "That's the hero Milkanwatha ; " "What's he got?" "He's got a woodchuck. Pogee-wogee's loving grandma At the front door sat, a-knitting, And, beside her, Sweet-Potato, Charming female, was a-sitting, Looking somewhat melancholy. The old lady's mind was busy- Busy as her trembling fingers ; 36 milkanwatha's courtship and marriage. Far away her thoughts were flitting, Midst the days so long departed, Midst the memories of girlhood. Midst the sunny moments flitting; Flitting midst them, as, so often. She had seen, in youthful rambles With the dear ones gone forever, Bees, on restless wing pass lightly. Lightly on from flower to flower. Humming low, melodious music, Sporting, gayly, in the sunshine. Pogee's thoughts were busy also. Busy as her grandma's fingers; She was thinking of our hero, Wond'ring why she 'd never met him, Never heard his well-known footstep, Never seen his sturdy figure. Since that time when they had parted. Since that sunny summer morning. In the midst of these reflections, Midst the thoughts, that passed before them, milkanwatha's courtship and marriage. 3 7 Unexpected, round a corner, Rather wet with perspiration, Holding in his hand the woodchuck, Came the lover — ardent lover Of the Noodle, Pogee-wogee, Came the son of Kimo-kairo, Came the joyous Milkanwatha. Ancient grandame stopped her knitting. Laid the stocking in the window. Asked him to come in, remarking, "Glad to see you, Milkanwatha." In the lap of Pogee-wogee Milkanwatha laid the woodchuck. And she looked at him so tender. That his blood ran cold within him. Saying, with a bashful softness, 'Very happy for to see you — Very much so, Milkanwatha." Soon as he was seated, almost. 38 milkanwatha's courtship and marriage. Pogee-wogee fetched refreshments, 'Cause he looked so hot and tired, 'Cause he had such perspiration; Fetched him in some "floating island," Interspersed with pickled walnuts. Which he much preferred of all things ; And a little mug of cider, For to take and wash it down with. Wash the floating isle and walnuts, Isle and pickled walnuts down with. Not a word spoke Pogee-wogee, But she heard the conversation Going on, while he was feeding. Heard him tell of old Marcosset — How she found him, how she nursed him, Gave him porridge, gave him catnip. Gave him pap and water gruel; Heard him tell of Silli-ninkum, And the very fat man, Bee-del — How the former piped uncommon. And the latter rolled the earth round; Heard him give a fine description milkanwatha's courtship and iviarriage. 39 Of the scenery about there, On the banks of Watta-puddel. "You have never been to see us, On the banks of Watta-puddel — You nor any other Noodles ; Shall we never scrape acquaintance?" Said the ardent Milkanwatha. " That this may be obviated, State of things be put a stop to, S'pose you give me Pogee-wogee, For to be a wife un-/^ me — Sweet- Potato, charming female, Much the handsomest of Noodles." For some minutes, the old lady Smoked her solemn pipe in silence ; Putting on her glasses, slowly. First she looked at Pogee-wogee, Then she looked at Milkanwatha; " It depends on Pogee-wogee — What 's your feehng on the subject? Speak your mind and heart out, Pogee." 40 MILKANWATHA S COURTSHIP AND MARRIAGE. And the charming Sweet- Potato, To the very ear-tips blushing, With a dubious expression, Crossed the wigwam to her lover, Drew her stool up, saying faintly, "You may have me, if you want to — I '11 go with you, Milkanwatha." Such was Milkanwatha's courting, This was just the way he did it, Bore his darling, Pogee-wogee, From her grandma's lonely cabin, From the village of the Noodles ; Back he bore her thro' the forests, Over hills, and over valleys, To the ancient nurse's wigwam — To the wigwam of Marcosset. All along the line of travel. Birds were singing to the lovers. Songs of welcome 'mid the branches. Songs of warm congratulation, To the ancient nurse's wigwam- To the wigwam of IMarcosset. " milkanwatha's courtship and marriage. 41 And the bugs joined in the chorus ; Sang the Opee-pod, the bullfinch, Sang the Nille-pip, the chippy, Sang the bluebird, Lingo-Sneedel ; Hummed the Feesh-go-bang, musquito, Hummed Snappo, the pinching-beetle, And the dragon-fly, Snap-peter; "Ain't it lucky, ain't it lucky, Jolly luck for Pogee-wogee, Jolly luck for Milkanwatha." So he fetched her to Marcosset, Fetched the lozenge, fetched the gum-drop, Fetched the stick of maple candy, Pogee-wogee, Sweet- Potato, Best beloved of female Noodles. They arrived on Tuesday morning, And were married Thursday evening ; All day Tuesday, old Marcosset, Made her pies and preparations ; All day Wednesday, boys were running 42 milkanwatha's courtship and marriage. Up and down, throughout the village, For to leave a soda-cracker, At the door of every wigwam, As a card of invitation — As a sign that Milkanwatha Meditated matrimony. Thursday came, and Thursday evening, And the neighbors, also, with it; Fast they crowded in the wigwam, Crowded in the pies and puddings, Which Marcosset made, on Tuesday; But the bride, nor bridegroom neither. Didn't eat a bit of nothing, Only waited on the others. Only watched the pies and puddings Disappearing, in succession. In the stomachs of the people. When the eating part was over. There was singing, piping, dancing. And the evening went so swiftly. That it left the guests behind it. Left them, 'mid the hours of morning. milkanwatha's courtship and marriage. 43 Then they called for Silli-ninkum, For to sing a song at parting, And he came, the skillful piper, Him as always was obliging, Piping, when requested for to; Came, and sang the song that follows, Sang the verses, 't\vixt the blowings, Sang a female's lamentation. For her lover, her Bee-no-nee. "When I think of him I love so. Oh dear ! think of him I love so. When I am a-thinking of him — Ouch ! my sweetheart, my Bee-no-nee. "Oh dear! when we left each other, He presented me a thimble, As a pledge, a silver thimble- Ouch ! my sweetheart, my Bee-no-nee ! "'I '11 go 'long with you,' he whispered, 'Oh my ! to the place you came from. 44 MILKANWATHA S COURTSHIP AND MARRL4GE. Let me go along,' he whispered — Ouch ! my sweetheart, my Bee-no-nee ! "^It 's awful fur, full fur,' I answered, 'Fur away it is,' I answered, ' Oh my, yes ! the place I come from ' Ouch ! my sweetheart, my Bee-no-nee ! "As I looked round for to see him, vWhere I left him, for co see him. He was looking for to see me — Ouch ! my sweetheart, my Bee-no-nee ! "On the log he was a-sitting, On the hollow log a-sitting. That was chopped down by somebody ! — Ouch ! my sweetheart, my Bee-no-nee ! "When I think of him I love so, Oh my ! think of him I love so, When I am a- thinking of him — Ouch ! my sweetheart, my Bee-no-nee ! " milkanwatha's courtship and marriage. 45 When this mournful song was ended, All the folks seemed in a hurry For to go, and so they did it. Leaving there the nurse Marcosset, With the bride and with the bridegroom; And they all three started eating, And continued so till morning — Till the Doodel-doo, the rooster, Crowed the daylight up next morning. VI. PA-PA-MAMA. You shall hear how Pa-pa-mama, Pogee-wogee's whilome lover, In the village of the Noodles, Came one time to Watta-puddel ; How he showed himself a coward, How he proved himself a rascal, How he reached his dissolution. It was in the sprinkly Spring-time, That he came to Watta-puddel, Came with bitter thoughts inside him. Came to be revenged on Pogee, 'Cause she had in times departed, When he asked her to be his'n. Strongly urged her to be his'n — 47 PA-PA-MAMA. Said with pitying glance, but firmly, " Never your'n, O Pa-pa-mama ! No," she muttered, "never his'n." Through the village sneaking came he, At the dusky hour of twilight. When the people all were gathere'^ As their custom was to do so. Met together, story-telling. In the fat man Bee-del's wigwam; Just as Bee-del was describing What he witnessed while a-rumbling, All the earth around a-rumbling On his swift, mysterious journey. And the people listened to him, Winking when he was n't looking. Much as if to say "We know him. Know him we do, you and me do." He had seen, he said, a river Bigger than the Watta-puddel, And so muddy too, said Bee-del, PA-PA-MAMA. 49 That a spoon stands straight up in it! And the people pointed slowly Over the left shoulder, saying, "Oh now, Bee-del, what a story, Boo," they said, "you're telling, Bee-del." On this river deep and muddy, Swam a monster like a sturgeon, Fatter than ten thousand sturgeons, And his fins, instead of flapping. Round and round continued turning. Quite as fast as I myself did. " Boo ! " the people cried together, " Boo ! " thev said, " it 's such a big one." On his head, he said, were growing. Straight and tall as is the pine tree, Two black tusks all hollow inside; And his breath, so dark and dismal, Dark as thunder-clouds in summer, Through them rolled forth o'er the river, Darkening all the landscape over. " Boo ! " they said, " it 's Bee-del talking." 50 PA-PA-MAMA. Round his mouth, Hke summer Hghtning, Flames of fire flashed in the darkness, And the monster, while a- swimming, Shrieked so wildly that the echoes On the far-off misty hill-sides, On the hill-sides far below there, Up and answered to his shrieking. Answered as the tigress answers To the tiger in the forest. " Boo ! " they said, " a likely story !" On his back were huddled, shrinking. Men and women, pale and shrinking. Pale-faced as the moon in winter ; Borne off by the fiery monster — For the prey of him and his'n, Borne off, as the tiger swiftly Bears his victim through the darkness, Bears it to his forest hiding. And the people winking, whispered, What a liar is our Bee-del ! Boo ! " they said, " what hes he tells us." ■'Turned the table bottom upside, Turned the chairs all upside downside." PA-PA- AIAMA. 51 In the meantime, Pa-pa-mama * Stealing through the silent evening Reached the wagwam of Marcosset ; " No one here," he said, rejoicing, "Coast all clear," he said, exulting; "All the folks have gone to Bee-del's." With a mushy step he entered. Turned the tables bottom upside. Turned the chairs all upside downside, Kicked the boiling kettle over. Piled the bed clothes in the corner, Crammed the bolster up the chimney, For to trouble Pogee-wogee, For to make Marcosset angry ; After which he started homeward On his stealthy journey started. , When our hero, shortly after. Came and saw the wild disorder, " Not so long," said he, " his legs are, But I '11 catch this fellow quickly." 'Bout a mile or so he 'd travelled. On the track of Pa-pa-mama, PA-PA-MAMA. When he saw, just on before him, Pa-pa-mama disappearing, Slowly sinking in a mud-hole. Saw his head just going under; And he stepped up very briskly, Shouting down into the mud- hole, ** Never more, O Pa-pa-mama ! Will you drop into our wigwam; You have dropped in once too often. Turned the tables are forever, You have done your final dropping;" Then the hole closed up forever. But the people of the village Still remember Pa-pa-mama; And whenever in the winter. While they 're sitting story telling. Comes the storm wind from the Northland, Rattling all the doors and windows. Drifting snow around the wigwams; " Lo," they say, " 't is Pa-pa-mama. Turning all things wrong side upside. Turning all things upside downside — 'T is that Pa-pa-mama's doings." VII. THE FEVER AND THE AGUE. Fifteen summers, fifteen winters, Fifteen springs and fourteen autumns, Full of joys and full of sorrows, Now had passed since Milkanwatha Bore the beauteous Pogee-wogee To the banks of Watta-Puddel ; Full of joys, with wife and children, Full of griefs, for friends departed. Silli-ninkum, the sweet piper. Him as piped as no one else piped, He had passed to Ponee-rag-bag, To the regions down the river ; He had done his final piping On the banks of Watta-Puddel. 53 54 THE FEVER AND THE AGUE. Going out, one winter morning, For a little private skating, Lo ! the ice gave way beneath him ! Lo ! the chilling waters siezed him. Bore him, struggling, ever downward, To the country far below there, To the regions down the river ! Bee-del, too, was there no longer, Milkanwatha's friend, the fat man; He had left the field of action, Left the banks of Watta-puddel. Since the piper had departed He had grown a great deal fatter, In his grief for having lost him. Grown so fat he seldom waddled Through the village as aforetime. Only hung around the wigwam, Sprawled himself out m the sunshine. But one day, in fiery August, After quite a hearty dinner, THE FEVER AND THE AGUE. 55 He went down, he rolled himself down, To the river for to bathe there, As in days so long departed, When he washed himself more often; Far into the stream he waded. And, alas ! the current seized him 1 As it seized poor SilH-ninkum ; In its wild embrace it clasped him. And by reason of his fatness — Of his stomach's monstrous fatness, Which prevented him from striking. Striking out "his legs as usual — He was carried, like a bladder, Floating on the turbid waters. To the land of Ponee-rag-bag, To the regions farther downward. Never jumps a sheep that 's frightened. Over any fence whatever, Over wall, or fence, or timber, But a second follows after, And a third, upon the second. And a fourth, and fifth, and so on. 56 THE FEVER AND THE AGUE First a sheep, and then a dozen, ^ Till they all, in quick succession. One by one have got clean over: So misfortunes, almost always, Follow after one another. Seem to watch each other, always • When they see the tail uplifted, In the air the tail uplifted, As the sorrow leapeth over; Lo ! they follow, thicker, faster. Till the air of earth seems darkened, With the tails of sad misfortunes, Till our hearts, within us, weary, Cry out: "Are there more a- coming?" So, alas, our Milkanwatha, Ten years after he was married. In that most uncommon winter. Cried out: "Are there more a-coming? Oh, that most uncommon winter ! Oh, that sneezy freezy winter ! THE FEVER AND THE AGUE. 57 Ever faster ! faster ! ! faster ! ! ! Fell the snow, on vale and hill-side ; Ever colder ! colder ! ! colder ! ! ! Swept the wild winds from the Northland, Swept the storm-wind Gus-ta-blo-za ! It was really inconvenient, Merely to step out a moment, And to go to any distance, 'Less you muffled up, completely. In your tippet and your mittens. Was n't possible, by no means, Without getting badly frost-bit. Oh ! the Fever and the Ague ! Oh ! the burning of the Fever ! Oh 1 the shaking of the Ague ! Oh ! the way the children took it ! Oh ! the way the mothers, also. Took the Fever and the Ague ! ! To the ancient nurse's wigwam, Came the two unpleasant strangers, 58 THE FEVER AND THE AGUE. Came, without an invitation, Sat them down by Pogee, boldly. Staring at the female Noodle ! One of them spoke up, remarking, "I am Fever, Doan-chu-no-me ! " And the other one continued, "I am Ague, Wot-el-sha-ku ! ' " But the frightened Pogee, shrinking, Kept a-shaking and a-burning, 'Cause the Fever and the Ague, Came and sat so close beside her, 'Cause they stared so steady at her. Right into the woods behind there. Swiftly, madly, Milkanwatha Rushed to go and fetch the doctors — All the doctors round about there; And the ancient nurse Marcosset, She so skilled in chills and fever. Gave her warm drinks for to cure her. For to try and take the chill off. THE FEVER AND THE AGUE. 59 Then the doctors, Nau-she-atus, Six in all, came m to see her; Two and tAvo, they came together, Came and marched, three times, around her ; Then went up one to the bed-side, 'Put your tongue out, Pogee-wogee." Hi-ai-ai ! said all the doctors, Ho-ang-ho ! the queer old doctors. And another went, observing, Pogee-wogee *s got the Ague ; Hi-ai-ai ! said all the doctors, Ho-ang-ho ! the queer old doctors. And a third one followed, saying. Pretty soon she '11 have the Fever; Hi-ai-ai ! said all the doctors — Ho-ang-ho ! the queer old doctors. Thfen the other three did likewise; After which, they marched together, Two and two, around the bedstead. Marched out from Marcosset's wig\vam, In the manner they had entered ; Hi-ai-ai ! the wise old doctors — Ho-ang-ho ! the wondrous doctors. 60 THE FEVER AND THE AGUE. But, alas, for Pogee-wogee ! And, alas, for Milkanwatha ! She, the loveliest of Noodles, Was so scorched up by the Fever, So much shook up by the Ague, That she spoke nor moved no longer, And our hero, disappointed. Wrapt her in a heavy blanket, In the very neatest manner, 'Cording to the village custom ; And they bore her to the river, In a long and sad procession ; And they stood and dropped her in it. As their custom was to do so ; And the eager waters clasped her. Bore her body, as it had done. In the case of him, the piper, In the case of him the fat man. To the land of Ponee-rag-bag, To the regions farther downward. "Float on down," said Milkanwatha, "Float on down, my duck, my darling. THE FEVER AND THE AGUE. 6l Very soon, I '11 follow after, To the regions down the river, I shall be along, my darling, Be along, my duck, directly. Be along, my duck, my darling — Float on, float, and keep a-floating." VIII. MILKANWATHA'S DEPARTURE TO PONEE-RAG-BAG. Going now among the people, On the banks there, standing, gazing, " Lo ! " he told them, " I am going, I am going, now, to leave you, Going down the Watta-puddel, To the region of the sunset, To the hole the sun drops into. Over yonder red horizon — Where you 've often seen me standing. And conversing with the full-moon — And I shan't be back, at present. Not for quite a lengthy season; Take care of yourselves, my people. Take much care," said Milkanwatha. Then he quickly pushed his skiff off. Got aboard and floated in it, 62 DEPARTURE TO PONEE-RAG-BAG. 63 Down the river's rushing current, In the sunlight, and the moonlight. Floating towards the Western sunset — On his silent journey floated; And the people standing, gazing, Saw him bobbing, bobbing, bobbing. Up and down upon the river, Saw his Lawni-weeper waving. Saw his handkerchief a-waving, Far adown the Watta-puddel ; And they all continued calling, ''Good-bye, good-bye, Milkanwatha ;" And the gray goose, Dab-si-di-do, O'er the troubled waters flying. Screamed out, "Good-bye, Milkanwatha;" And the Yalla-gal, the woodchuck. Squeaked out, "Good-bye, Milkanwatha;" And the melancholy bull-frog, Brek-e-kex-co-ax, the bull-frog. On the river's slimy margin. Echoed, "Good-bye, Milkanwatha." So it was that Milkanwatha, Him as is our story's hero. 64 DEPARTURE TO PONEE-RAG-BAG. Floated down the Rushing river, Floated thro' the fields and forests, Thro' the vales and mountains floated, Ever bobbing, bobbing, bobbing, In the moonlight and the sunlight. To the country of the sunset. To the regions farther downward. To the land of Ponee-rag-bag, Far adown the Rushing river — Rushing river, Watta-puddel. CONCLUSION. When the hero of our legend Reached the land of Ponee-rag-bag, Reached the hole the sun drops into, Lo ! an unexpected pleasure Waited for him, on the landing; In her blanket wet and dripping, Just as much alive as usual, Stood there, smiling, on the landing, Pogee — loveliest of Noodles. For the water's sudden coldness. From her silent stupor waked her. From the swooning of the Fever, Which, in vain, the wise old doctors, Which the Ague, vainly shaking, Tried to make her wake up out of. In the wigwam of Marcosset; And our hero, rushing to her, Clasped her in his arms, exclaiming, 65 56 CONCLUSION. ^' Lo\ I see my duck, my darling, See the moral of this matter, See the lesson that it teaches; What the Allopathic Practice Was unable to accomplish, Lo ! how quickly was effected By the Plunge-bath, and the Blanket, By the use of Hydropathy : We must go back, Pogee darling. Oh dear ! to the place we come from, We must hasten to our people, And disclose to them this system. Glorious system — Hydropathy." And they found there Silli-ninkum, And the fat man. Bee- del, also. In the same mysterious manner Rescued from the hand of Danger — From the jaws of Dissolution ; And they all went back together. And he told the grateful people How to drive off all diseases, CONCLUSION. 67 By the Plunge-bath and the Blanket — By the use of Hydropathy. To this day, they are residing, Free from fear of chills and fever — "Worst of ills that flesh is heir to," Darkest shadow o'er our pathway. From the present to the future. From the ' is now ' to the ' shall be ' — To this hour they are residing In their village, by the river ; And our hero doubly liveth — On the banks of Watta-puddel — In the hearts of all his, people, Whom he taught the Bath and Blanket — Glorious System — Hydropathy. NOTES. Page 13. Brek-e-kex-co-ax, the bull frog. The scholar will be reminded of the " Frogs " of Aristo- phanes, The word is one of a vast number which might be referred to, in evidence of the fact, that " Feejee," and "Greek," are derived from a common root — and the translator has no hesitation in asserting his conviction, that the early inhabitants of Greece — the Pelasgians — were colonists from these islands. The question is much too large for discussion here. Page 2. Literatim et verbatim. The introduction of this familiar Latinism will not, it is hoped, be deemed in bad taste, when it is remembered that our own language furnishes no proper substitute. In the original it reads, " Li-ka-zak-lee, Jus-sa-zak-lee." Page 7. Kimo-kairo^ or Pretty Polite. It is a favorite name with the Feejese, It is probably taken from the fable of the " Parrot and the Partridge," a verse of which 69 70 NOTES. is quoted below — dropping, of course, the Feejee characters, but retaining, as nearly as possible, the sound of the original: " Kimo-kairo, del to mairo, Kimo-kairo kimo? Strim-stram pom a diddel, Lath-a-bon-ne, rig-dam — Rig-dam-bol-le-meta-kimo. " Page 21. Always " Jac,^^ and sometimes '^ Robbin-sunP The reader will perceive, that to this language we are in- debted for the expression; "Before you can say Jack Robinson." Page 23. Did clear-starching, did crochet-ing. It is believed that these terms more nearly define to the English mind the nature of the operations alluded to, than any others. Goats' milk, however, is used instead of starch — and its effect is to soften, rather than to stiffen the material. All work of the latter sort — knitting, netting, etc., is done upon the thumbs, without the aid of needles, in a manner which cannot be described. Page 31. Just as to a big umbrella. Umbrellas are known to have been in common use in these islands, from the earliest times. They are, invariably, con- structed of sheet tin. Page 39. Putting on her glasses, slowly. The Feejee women, of all ages, are proverbially near-sighted. • NOTES. 71 In the other islands of the Pacific, the phrase, " as blind as a Feejee," is often heard. The date of the invention of spectacles is unknown. Page 40. To the very ear-tips blushing. This expression is remarkable— not because of its poetic merit only— but from the fact that it has been adopted by two poets of our own. In Keats' Endymion, we find, "those ears, " Whose tips are glowing hot." and in the "Life Drama," by the "modern Shakspeare," as Alexander Smith has been aptly designated by several ,of the prominent English reviews, occurs the Hne " Hot to the ear-tips, with great thumps of heart." Page 67. Worst of ills that flesh is heir to. The striking parallelism between this line, and the oft quoted passage from Hamlet's Soliloquy : " The thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to," may excite some surprise. In the poem, it will be seen that it appears as a quotation — not from the English bard, as some might suppose — but from Tremen-jus, a Feejee poet who flourished about the year 13. We give the passage in which it occurs, put into the mouth of a war-chief, while vainly endeavoring to devour an old enemy, captured in battle. ' ' Thou tough soul ! eating of whom be toil ! Juiceless, thin, of bone compact, and sinew. 72 - NOTES. "Whereto pertain'th flavor, deathful strong; Not for food adapt, save of swiny herd. Boar-marshalled, tiger thunder-begotten. Or solar wolf! Famished were I, Youthfuller, such as not, then less heeded; Thus being, cannot I meat introduct Of mould o'er-tasteful, all pervasive, rank, Of ills flesh be th' heir to, worst much, may be!" It must be borne in mind, however, that the poem in question was written in ruder times. At the period of the translator's residence in Chaw-a-man- up, the practice of cannibalism had been, for many years, abandoned, and in other islands of the group, the minds of the people were so far enlightened, that human flesh was indulged in only on Sundays. Page 67. Whom he taught the Bath and Blanket. The period of the introduction of the Water treatment into this island cannot be definitely fixed, but it is supposed to vary little from the date of the Downfall of the Roman Empire. MiUcanwatha, the hero of the Legend and the founder of the System, now ranks among the highest of the Feejee divinities. His name is held religiously sacred, and he is always addressed, as the " god of the psycho-pompous function." Much additional information concerning him, may be found in the translator's forthcoming work, " The Cyclopaedia of Feejee Literature." VOCABU LARY. Brek-e-kex-co-ax Bee-del Bee-no-nee Boo Clog-a-logs Cutta-dido Doan-chu-no-me . Doo-del-doo . Feesh-go-bang Gusta-blo-za . Hi-ai-ai Hitta-ka-dink . Ho-ang-ho Kimo-kairo Lawni-weeper Lingo-sneedel Lum-ba-go Mar-cos-set Me-le-wee-git . Milkanwatha Mulee-donkee . Mus-tug-gin Bull-frog ' Fat Man Dear darling Pshaw Boots . Pigeon's wing Fever Rooster . Musquito . Storm-wind Yes, of course Lullaby Yes, by all means . Pretty Pollie Ha n dkerch ief Bluebird Snipe Ancient nurse Lightning-bug Star -born Good boy Verdant valley 73 74 VOCABULARY. Spoopendykes Nil-le-pip Noodles Nau-she-a-tus 0-pee-pod Pa-pa-mama Peek-week Pee-ne-wig Plow-e-tup Po-gee-wo-gee . Po-nee-rag-bag Quag Rig-dam-bol-le-met-a-kimo Roo-ta-ba-ga Rum-pa-lum-kin Snap-po Snap-peter Silli-ninkum Splosh-ka-swosh-ky Sticka-ta-wa-in Spoo-ne-boo-be Sum-punk-in Wot-el-sha-ku Thimbel-nubbin Tiz-za-riz-zen Watta-puddel Yal-la-gal Feejee tribe Chippie Feejee tribe Doctors Bullfinch . Storm- fool Squirrel Turkey-buzzard Corn-field Siveet-potato Land-far-dotvn Duck Partridge Magic leggins Sweet singer Pinching-beetle Dragon-fiy Sweet piper Sound of zvater Flea Brave boy Jolly wag Ague Big Dipper Sound of breezes Rushing river Woodchuck ADDITIONAL POEMS TO LAFFAN GROFATTE, SWISS CONSUL AT CHAWAMANUP, HOM I REGARD AS A HUMAN BEING AND RESPECT AS AN INDIVIDUAL, THESE MINOR POEMS, TRANSLATED AT HIS SUGGESTION, ARE AFFECTIONATELY DEDICATED. M. A. H. PREFATORY TO SMALLER POEMS. The Poems which follow are added, not by reason of their supposed superiority to other works of a similar character within the range of Feejee literature, but because, like the " Song of Milkanwatha," they so nearly resemble familiar productions by distinguished authors. This resemblance the reader can hardly fail to recognize, since in some minds it has laid the foundation of a belief that many poems, hitherto regarded as the legitimate progeny of the English muse, are, after all, nothing more than parodies upon Feejee originals : a theory which we might less em- phatically reject, — did not the reputation of the authors in question forbid us to harbor, for one moment, the suspicion that they could descend from their high position as men and poets — to attack a struggling literature like the Feejee, with a weapon so unworthy of their powers as the Parody — so universally condemned by the rules of the literary "service." Beyond the desire, therefore, of pointing out these new curiosities of literature, the translator has no wish to say aught that might subject the writings of either language to unfair comparison with those of the other. He is too jealous 79 8o PREFATORY. of the interests of English literature, to institute an inquiry which might depreciate the merits of the gifted few whom the world has ever delighted to honor, and he should go down to a speedy and uneasy grave, were he conscious of having torn a sprig from the laurel wreath that binds the brow of a single one of the sweet singers of England or America. That they may see for themselves, however, the likeness referred to, the translator lays before his readers the Feejee ballads, and side by side with them the opening lines of their English parallelographs, (if the use of such a word may be allowed,) believing that, awakened by such familiar tones, the remaining verses will flutter lightly forth from their nesting- place in the memory and lieart. THE CREEK (an idydl.) • Here by this brook, we parted: I to the East, And he for Italy — too late — too late." "The Brook."— ^^. Tennyson. Here, by this log, we shook Good-bye ; for good ; I starting home, and he for Borneo, With one lung left, and that one tubercled ; Poor boy — poor boy ; fonder of making rhymes Than money he, and loving verses bet- Ter far than better things; he ne'er could see How money grew ; it sprouted not, he knew. Nor had it seed ; how strange, he often said ; Yet he himself made verses out of naught But air. Oh, would he 'd lived ! In history We read, how empires reach a glorious height, 82 ADDITIONAL POEMS. And afterwards decline; but otherwise It was with him; he never rose to fame But afterwards, or rather previously, Declined; he never rose to glory, but Skipped, as 't were, from where he should have risen, To where he fell; he lived before he died, Yet died before he lived, and went to seed. Too late to save the final lung, he left For Borneo ; and yet this stream of which He was so special fond, to me doth seem, Of him to me this present hour to chat, To me, of him especial fond, to chat. For, " O thou creek," he said, " O running creek," Said Wilkins in his rhyme, "whence flow'st thou? where ? Why flow'st thou? whither?" and the creek — why should A running creek do otherwise ? — replies : I flow from places up above, I spring from out a valley ; And then run down you know, my love, Run down continu-ally. THE CREEK. 83 By twenty hills I hurry down, And over twenty ripples ; By sixty trees, a smallish town Of say a hundred peoples. Till, finally, it happens so, I reach the farm of Dolly; For men go up and downward go, But I go downward alway. Poor Wilkins on his way to Borneo, At Botany-Bay, he died. Observe the bridge, Weaklier than 'twas; the mill-dam there; Here Dolly's farm, referred to in the verse. I chuckle over stones and sticks, I laugh and gossip often ; I whistle into bays and creeks, I hurry down a-coughing. Round many capes, of many shapes, By hook and crook I travel; 84 ADDITIONAL POEMS. And under stones my current creeps, And over sand and gravel. I keep it up, while running down Towards the farm of Dolly; For men go up and men go down, But I go downward alway. But Dolly chattered more than babbling creeks ; Old Dolly ; wheresoe'er you went she was ; And where she went, her tongue went always too, As tiresome as a spinster katy-did. My current wriggles very fast. With bubbles floating in it; And now a spider swimmeth past. Or stops to breathe a minute ; And now comes sailing down a stick, And now, perhaps, a clover; And then the clover hits the stick, And both go rolling over; THE CREF.K. 85 And yet I never stop, you know, But hasten down to Dolly, For men go up and downward go, But I go downward alway. Daisy Peters, niece of Dolly, though ! A. female of this age, yet not insane ; A native of our clime, and yet as good As foreign born; straight as a pine tree — as A willow slim ; with violet eyes and hair A bright and cheerful sort of reddish brown, The hue of birch bark on the under side. Dear Daisy ! well, I helped her much one time, Her and the youth whom she had promised to Be his tho' not to change her name, because The man was Tobee Peters, cousin he Upon her father's side; and so her name Continued Peters, still, you understand. 'T was thirty years ago, or nigh to that. And pretty hard upon the mournful time. When I and Wilkins separated here ; 1 came across the bridge — 't was shaky then, 86 ADDITIONAL POEMS. As now much more, curving across the face Of Nature, like an ancient Roman nose — I came across it, whistling " Scots wha' ha'e," And whittling on a shingle, nothing much, 'T was quite a habit then I had, and kicked At Dolly's stable gate. 'T was out of fix Some way, and Dolly, hearing how it squeaked, Shrieked out, " You Daisy, run ! '* but that she could N't do : her weight was close to twenty stone : And so she waddled out towards the barn, And met me there, quite flustered, I observed, And moist about the eyes ; a little 6.owny, So to speak, and red as bashful peach. What was it? something, sure, was in the wind Because she was n't downy, in the sense I mean, at usual times, nor often let A little sorrow, from her heart's deep well, Draw up the bucket of unpleasant tears. She told me what. They 'd fallen out, herself And Tobee. "What about? How came it so !" "Oh! nothing much," she said; "Tobee was sort - THE CREEK. 87 Of— well, she knew not what, and she had said Something, she knew not how, or why, or when. Which, some way, made the— well, had kind of placed Them thus." "Who did it first?" She rather thought 'Twas him — or her— or neither first, perhaps, Things somehow seemed to ! " Here her tears burst forth. And swept her choking, struggling words afar Beyond the harbor of my open ear. *' Wliy don't he come?" says I. " He will," says she. " That 's what he wants," says she. " Well, what," says I, "Prevents?" "Her aunt kept talking so," she said, " He could n't get to say beyond a word. But she would cut him short, and so he left. Disgusted with her aunt and also her." "Well, what can I do, then?" says I. "Will you?" Says she. "Do what?" says I. " Converse with aunt For half an hour or so, till me and Wilk Make up?" She looked so soft, I says, "Oh yes!" 88 ADDITIONAL POEMS. And ere I'd finished saying Yes, he came Across the lot, a-bobbing thro' the corn. So in I went and entered into talk With Dolly, who was darning stockings there; Oh ! how she rattled though, and made me go And see her Christmas pig, and told me how He grew a pound a day, until she feared A rush of blood to head might take him off Ere Christmas came ; and then her Shanghai fowls ; And measured one great rooster's legs four times, To prove 't was eighteen inches long, which 't was, Pulling a feather from his tail besides, For me to carry to my youngest child : She showed me next, her cow; and then began And told me how old Farmer Huff had tried To buy a cow, the dam of this, one time. But she knew Farmer Huff, and would n't sell For twice the sum ; he called her crazy too, But she knew what it ought to bring, and he Came after, twice, to offer more, in vahi, For she knew what a cow like that would bring, And would n't be imposed by Huff at all ; THE CREEK. 89 And so she stuck ; until one day, 't was March, She said — let see — yes, sixth of March he came, A Friday 't was — and took the old cow home At her own price ; just as she 'd said he would, For she knew him, and what a cow like that Had ought to bring ; it was n't such a cow As grew on every bush, she knew of that. And when I thought she 'd done, she off again, And told me how this present cow gave more Than two pints more than her — and how she thought 'T would be as much as nigh a quart in June — Until I felt as if she 'd drive me mad. And said I must go home; and so we turned And entered back, as Wilk and Daisy came In front, their little matters all arranged, As full of smiles as Dolly's cow of milk. Talking and laughing like the babbling creek. I sweep around the mossy rocks, I slip beneath the rushes, I whisper to the hollyhocks That doze among the bushes. 90 ADDITIONAL POEMS. I hop, I glide, I pop, I slide. From unexpected places, I make the bullfrogs blush and hide To see their homely faces. Through March and April, May, July, June, August and September, October and November, I Run on, until December; From that till first of March again, It 's often on I 'm flowing. And off and on I stop, and then It 's off and on I 'm going. And so, you know, I run and flow With many a whirl and eddy, While men go up and down they go, I go down always steady. Yes ! that is true ; men have their ups and downs, And likewise I ; my friends have disappeared. THE CREEK. 9 I In Botany-Bay doth Wilkins sleep, beside The rushing waves of Swallawaggle's stream : His grave th' " obscure initials W. M. " Doth bear ; I saw ; Dolly's swift tongue is tied By hand of Death ; and Daisy's tracks are found Around the base of Popocatapetl, Far from this isle ; yes, ne'er a one is left. So Jabez Tomkin, sitting on a log, With one foot either side, did ruminate — Strange memories and stranger rhymes, meanwhile, Swift passing through his head deprived of hair, When something like a puffing made him look ; And as he turned he saw a rosy lass Climbing the fence ; greatly to his surprise ; And she did blush exceeding much. Her eyes Were violet, and her hair a reddish brown. The hue of birch-bark on the under side; And Jabez, more and more surprised, inquired, "Are you from yonder farm?" — "I be," says she. "Excuse me: stop, I beg; and what's your name?" " Daisy." — " Daisy ! — that 's singular," says he. " What 's t' other?"—" Peters."—" No ! "— " Oh, yes, it be ! "— 92 ADDITIONAL POEMS. '^ Do n't say ! " — and then he looked so very queer, That Daisy giggled, and directly he Did also giggle, as 't were in his sleep. "You 're much too fat, and red, and healthy-like, T# be the ghost of Daisy Peters, here- Abouts, nigh on to thirty years ago ! " '^Why, don't you know?" says Daisy, "lor, how queer ! We 've come and took the farm again, you see. Am I so like as that? — ^just what he said; The stage man, coming down ! In case you know My ma, you 'd best go 'long, sir, now, with me. Dick, he 's gone down the lane to fetch the cow ; But ma — she 's home, I know — ^Walk in. Walk in ! " SELECTIONS FROM « MAWDE.' Have I been asleep, do you s'pose, Right here, I can't tell how? Was I in a sort of a doze. While lying here just now? Boys were laughing together. Laughing and talking of me; ' Well, I guess if it 's him, it *s him, And if not, why who can it be? Is it a shadow of something Seen with a ghastly smile, Savages grinning together Upon a Cannibal isle? 93 94 ADDITIONAL POEMS. Queer, that I hear two boys, Somewhere, talking of me, "Well, I guess if it 's him, it 's him, And if not, why who can it be ! " II. Go not, Sara-jane, From this place and me, Go not, Sara-jane, Not till after tea. 'T is n't dark, you know, 'T is n't dark till eight, 'T is n't dark until Seven, at any rate. If the happy Yes, You will only say, I '11 tell Antso-phia You 're going to stay ; Going to stay an hour, Going to stay till dusk, SELECTIONS FROM " MA\VDE. 95 Stay and drink some tea, Stay and eat some rusk. I '11 tell Antso-phia, Tell her quick as look, And then, Antso-phia, She will tell the cook; Tell the cook the fact, Tell her how 't will be, Tell her bake the rusk, Tell her make the tea. Go not, Sara- jane, Oh, no, Sara, wait, Stay, oh Jane, till seven, Sara- jane, till eight. III. Come out in the garden, Jane, For the black bear, night, has run. Come out in the garden, Jane, It 's time the party was done ; 96 ADDITIONAL POEMS. And the chickens commence to cackle again, And the cocks crow one by one. For a breeze begins to blow, And the planet of Jupiter, he, Grows shaky and pale as the dawn, you know, Comes striding over the sea, Grows pale as the dawn keeps coming, you know, Grows paler and paler to be. All night have the tulips shaked At the noise of the fiddle and drum; All night has the trumpet-vine quivered and quaked. As the sounds of the dancing come; Till chickens and cocks in the hen-roost waked, And they stopt the fiddle and drum. I said to the tulip, " It 's I," says I, "Whom she likes best of them all; When will they let her alone," says I, " She 's tired, I know, of the ball. SELECTIONS FROM " MAWDE." 97 Now part of the folks have said Good-bye, And part are there in the hall, They '11 all be off, directly," says I, "And then I 'm over the wall." I said to the pink, " Nigh over, I think, The dancing and glancing and fun: O young Lloyd Lever, your hopes will sink, When you find the charmer is won; We 're one, we 're one," I remarked to the pink, "In spirit, akeady, one." And the red of the pink went into my face. As I thought of your sweet, "I will;" And long I stood in that slippery place, For I heard our waterfall spill, Spill over the rocks and run on in the race, The mill-race down by the mill; From the tree where I feebly stated my case. To the fence where you answered, "I will." The drowsy buttercup went to bed. Nor left a lock of her hair; gS ADDITIONAL POEMS. The great sunflower, he nodded his head, And the poppy snored in his chair; But the pink was n't sleepy at all, she said, Wishing my pleasure to share, No tulip nor pink of them cared for bed, They knew I expected you there. Queen pink of the feminine pinks, in there, Come out in the garden to me. In the velvet basque silk-lined you wear. Queen pink and tulip you be ; Bob out, little face, running over with hair, And let the hollyhocks see. Is that the marigold's laugh I hear, Or the sound of her foot as 't fell? She is coming, my duck, my dear; She is coming my bird, my belle ; The blood-pink cries, "She is near, she is near," And the pale-pink sobs, "Do tell ; " The Snap-dragon says, "D' you see her, d' you see her?" And the tulip—" There by the well ! " SELECTIONS FROM " MAVVDE." 99 She is coming, my joy, my pet; Let her trip it, soft as she chose, My pulses would livelier get, Were I dying under the rose ; My blood flow rapider yet, Were I buried down under the rose ; Would start and trickle out ruby and wet, And bubble wherever she goes.