riiiiiiiiiii '(. the ■wood ttiicL jiekl ' life remaine r\.g "brakies and -verdant plaijis r food. or pastime yeild. Ill set mc doira. and. siiig and '^spm '•vTme laigli descemds tic smmer snoa Blest -wi' coiit(3it and -rmn^ and meal- leeze me on lay sjpimiinp- -wrlieel. ^J.k.UJ'.JafK^s ChM-yi^.nuu THE WORKS OF ROBERT BUENS: AN ACCOUNT OF HIS LIFE, Criticism on l)t0 tUritings TO WHICH ARE PREFIXED. SOME OBSERVATIONS ON THE CHARACTER AND CONDITION OF THE SCOTTISH PEASANTRY. BY JAMES CURRIE, M. D. IXCLUDIKO ADDITIONAL POEMS, EXTRACTED FROM THE LATE EDITION EDITED BY ALLAN CUNNINGHAM. CINCINNATI: PUBLISHED BY J. A. & U. P. JAMES, WALNUT ST., BET. FOURTH & FIFTH. Sfereotypcd by James & Co. 1851. m. HUTCHESON, 1 >'.'U5 BIOGRAPHICAL SKETCH THE AUTHOR. Robert Burns was born on the 29th day of Janua- ry. 1759, in a small house about two miles from the town of Ayr in Scotland. The family name, which the poet modernized into Burns, was originally Burnes or Burness. His father, AVilliam, appears to have been early mured to poverty and hardships, which he bore w^ith pious resignation, and endeavored to allevi- ate by industry and economy. After various attempts to gam a livelihood, he took a lease of seven acres of land, with a view of commencing nurseryman and pub- lic gardener; and having built a house upon it with his own hands, (an instance of patient ingenuity by no means uncommon among his countrymen in humble life.) he married, December, 1757, Agnes Brown.* The first fruit of his marriage was Robert, the sub- ject of the present sketch. In his sixth year, Robert was sent to school, where he made considerable proficiency in reading and writ- mg, and where he discovered an inclination for books not very common at so early an age. About the age of thirteen or fourteen, he was sent to tlie parish school of Dalrymple, where he increased his aquaintance with English Grammar, and gained some knowledge of the French. Latin was also recommended to him; but he did not make any great progress in it. The far greater part of his time, however, was em- ployed on his fathers farm, which, in spite of much in- dustry, became so unproductive as to involve the fam- ily in great distress. His father having taken another farm, the speculation was yet more fatal, and involv- ed his affairs in complete ruin. He died, February 13, 17S4, leaving behind him the character of a good and wise man. and an affectionate father, who. under all his misfortunes, struggled to procure his children an excellent education : and endeavored, both by pre- cept and example to form their minds to religion and virtue. It was between the fifteenth and sixteeenth year of his age, that Robert first '-committed the sin of rhyme." Having formed a boyish atfection for a female who was his companion in the toils of the field, he compos- ed a song, which, however extraordinary from one at his age, and in his circumstances, is far inferior to any of his subsequent performances. He was at this time '•an ungainly, awkward boy.'' unacquainted with the world, but who occasionally had picked up some no- tions of history, literature, and criticism, from the few books within his reach. These he informs us, were Salmon's and Guthrie's Geographical Grammars, the Spectator, Pope's Works, some plays of Shakspeare, Tull and Dickson on Agriculture, the Pantheon, l/ocke's Ess.iy on the Human Understanding. Stack- house's History of the Bible, Justice's British Garden- er's Directory, Boyle's Lectures. Allan Ramsay's "Works, Taylor's Scripture Doctrine of Original Sin, a Select Collection of F.nglish Song.s, and Hervey"s Meditations. Of this motley assembl.-.ge, it may read- ily bo supposed, that some would be studied, and. some *This excellent woman is still living in tUe fiuiiiy of her son Gilbert, I Way, 1813.) read superficially. There is reason to think, however, that he perused the works of the poets with such at- tention, as, assisted by his naturally vigorous capaci- ty, soon directed his taste, and enabled him to discrim- inate tenderness and sublimity from affectation and bombast. It appears that from the seventeenth to the twenty- fourth year of Robert's age, he made no considerable literary improvement. His accessions of knowledge, or opportunities of reading, could not be frequent, but no external circumstances, could prevent the innate peculiarities of his character from displaying themselves. He was distinguished by a vigorous understanding, and an untameable spirit. His resent- ments were quick, and, although not durable, express- ed with a volubility of indignation which could not but silence and overwhelm his humble and illiterate associates ; while the occasional effusions of his muse on temporary subjects, which were handed about in manuscript, raised him to a local superiority that seemed the earnest of a more extended fame. His first motive to compose verses, as has been already no- ticed, was his early and warm attachment to the fair sex. His favorites were in the humblest walks of life ; but during his passion, he elevated them to Lau- ras and Saccharissas. His attachments, however, were of the purer kind, and his con.stant theme the happiness of the married state ; to obtain a suitable provision for which, he engaged in partnership w^ith a flax-dresser, hoping, probably, to attain by degrees the rank of a manufacturer. But this speculation was attended with very little success, and was finally end- ed by an accidental fire. On his father's death he took a farm in conjunction with his brother, with the honorable view of providing for their large and orphan family. But here, too, he was doomed to be unfortunate, although, in his broth- er Gilbert, he had a coadjutor of excellent sense, a man of uncommon powers both of thought and ex- pression. During his residence on this farm he formed a con- nexion with a young woman, tlie consequences of which could not be \ong concealed. In this dilemma, the imprudent couple agreed to make a legal acknowl- edgment of a private marriage, and projected that she should remain with her father, while he was to go to Jamaica " to push his Ibrtune." This proceeding, however romantic it may appear, would have rescued the lady's character, accordingtotlie laws of Scotland, but it did not salisty her lather, who insisted on hav- ing all the written documents respecting their marriage canceled, and by this unteeling measure, he intended that it should be rendered void. Divorced now from all he held dear in the world, he had no resource but in his projected voyage to Jamaica, which was pre- vented by one of those circumstances that in coinmon cases, might pass without observation, but which eveiUually laid the foundation of his I'uture fame. For once, his ■pocerty stood his friend. Had he been provided with money to pay tor his passage to Jamaica, iii IT BIOGRAPHICAL SKETCH he might have set sail, and been forgotten. But he was destitute of every necessary for the voyage, and was therefore advised to raise a sum of money by publishing his poems in the way of subscription. They were accordingly printed at Kilmarnock, in the year 1786, in a small volume, which was encouraged by subscriptions tor about 350 copies. It is hardly possible to express with what eager ad- miration these poems were everywhere received. Old and young, high and low, learned and ignorant, all were alike delighted. Such transports would nat- urally find their way into the bosom of the author, especially when he found that, instead of the necessi- ty of flying from his native land, he was now encour- aged to go to Edinburgh and superintend the publica- tion of a second edition. In the metropolis, he was soon introduced into the company and received the homage of men of litera- ture, rank, and taste ; and his appearance and behav- ior at this time, as they exceeded all expectation, heightened and kept up the curiosity which his works had excited, lie became the object of universal admiration, and feasted, and flattered, as if it had been impossible to reward his merit too highly. But what contributed principally to extend his fame into the sister kingdom, was his fortunate introduction to Mr. Mackenzie, who. in the 97th paper of the Lounger, recommended his poems by judicious specimens, and generous and elegant criticism. From this time, whether present or absent. Burns and his genius were the objects which engrossed all attention and all conversation. It cannot be surprising if this new scene of life, produced effects on Burns which were the source of much of the unhappiness of his future life: for while he was admitted to the company of men of taste, and virtue, he was also seduced, by pressing invitations into the society of those whose habits are too social and inconsiderate. It is to be regretted that he had little resolution to withstand those attentions which flattered his merit, and appeared to be the just respect due to a degree of superiority, of which he could not avoid being conscious. Among his superiors in rank and merit, his behavior was in general decorous and unassuming ; but among his more equal or inferior associates, he was himself the source of the mirth of the evening, and repaid the attention and submission of his hearers by sallies of wit, which, from one of his birth and education, had all the fascination of won- der. His introduction, about the same time, into con- vivial clubs of higher rank, was an injudicious mark of respect to one who was destined to return to the plow, and to the simple and frugal enjoyments of a peasant's lite. During his residence at Edinburgh, his finances were considerably improved by the new edition of his poems; and this enabled him to visit several other parts of his native country. He left Edinburgh, May 6, 1787, and in the course of his journey was hos- pitably received at the houses of many gentlemen of worth and learning. He afterwards traveled into England as far as Carlisle. In the beginning of June he arrived in Ayrshire, after an absence of six months, during which he had experienced a change of fortune, to which the hopes of few men in his situation could have aspired. His companion in some of these tours was a Mr. Nicol, a man who was endeared to Burns not only by the warmth of his friendship, but by a certain congeniality of sentiment and agreement in habits. This sympathy, in some instances, made our poet capriciously fond of companions, wliOj in the eyes of men of more regular conduct, were insuffer- able. During the greater part of the winter of 1787-8, Burns again resided in Edinburgh, and entered with peculiar relish into its gayeties. But as the singularities of his manner displayed themselves more openly, and as the novelty of his manner wore off, he became less an object of general attention. He lingered long in this place, in hopes that some situation would have been offered which might place him in independence : but as it did not seem probable that anything of that kind would occur soon, he began seriously to reflect that tours of pleasure and praise would not provide for the wants of a family. Influenced by these considerations he quilted Edinburgh in the month of February, 1788. Finding himself master of nearly £500, from the sale of his poems, he took the farm of Ellisland, near Dum- fries, and stocked it with part of this money, besides generously advancing £200 to his brother Gilbert, who was struggling with difficulties. He was now legally united to Mrs. Burns, who joined him with their child- ren about the end of this year. Quitting now speculation for more active pursuits, he rebuilt the dwelling-house on his farm ; and during his engagement in this object, and while the regula- tions of the farm had the charm of novelty, he passed his time in more tranquillity than he had lately expe- rienced. But, unfortunately, his old habits were rath- er interrupted than broken. He was again invited into social parties, with the additional recommenda- tion of a man who had seen the world, and lived with the great ; and again partook of those irregularities for which men of warm imaginations, and conversational talents, find too many apologies. But a circumstance now occurred which threw many obstacles in his way as a farmer. Burns very fondly cherished those notions of inde- pendence, which are dear to the young and ingenuous. But he had not matured these by reflection ; and he was now to learn, that a little knowledge of the world will overturn many such airy fabrics. If we may form any judgment, however, from his correspondence, his expectations were not very extravagant, since he expected only that some of his illustrious patrons would have placed him, on whom they bestowed the honors of genius, in a situation where his exertions might have been uninterrupted by the fatigues of labor, and the calls of want. Disappointed in this, he now formed a design of applying for the office of exciseman, as a kind of resource in case his ex- pectations from the farm should be baffled. By the interest of one of his friends, this object was accom- plished ; and after the usual forms were gone through, he was appointed exciseman, or, as it is vulgarly cal- led, ganger of the district in which he lived. "His farm was now abandoned to his servants, while he betook himself to the duties of his new ap- pointment. He might still, indeed, be seen in the spring, directing his plow, a labor in which he excel- led, or striding, with measured steps, along his turned- up furrows, and scattering the grain in the earth. But his farm no longer occupied the principal part of his care or his thoughts. Mounted on horseback, he was found pursuing the defaulters of the revenue, among the hills and vales of Nithsdale." About this time, (1792,) he was solicited to give his aid to Mr. Thomson's Collection of Scottish Songs. He wrote, with attention and without delay, lor this work, all the songs which appear in this volume ; to which we have added those he contributed to John- son's Musical Museum. Burns also found leisure to form a society for pur- chasing and circulating books among the farmers of the neighborhood ; but these, however praiseworthy employments, still interrupted the attention he ought to have bestowed on his farm, whicii became so unpro- ductive that he found it convenient to resign it, and, disposing of his stock and crop, removed to a small house which he had taken in Dumfries, a sliort lime previous to his lyric engagement witn Mr. Thomson. He had now received from the Board of Excise, an appointment to a new district, the emoluments of which amounted to about seventy pounds sterling per annum. While at Dumfries, his temptations to irregularity, recurred so frequently as nearly to overpower his res- olutions, and which he appears to have ibrmed with a perfect knowledge of what is right and prudent. Dur- ing his quiet moments, however, he was enlarging his fame by those admirable compositions he sent to Mr Thomson : and his temporary sallies and flashes of imagination, in the merriment of the social table, etill OF THE AUTHOR bespoke a genius of wondorful strength and captiva- tions. It has heen said, indeed, tliat extraordinary as his poet?7s are, they afford but inadequate proof of the powers of their author, or oi tliat acuteness of observation, and expression, he displayed on com- mon topics in conversation. In the society of per- sons of taste, he could refrain from those indul- gences, which, among his more constant companions, probably formed his chief recommendation. The emoluments of his office, which now compo- sed his whole fortune, soon appeared insufficient for the maintenance of his family. He did not, indeed, from the first, expect that they could; but he had hopes of promotion, and would probably have at- tained it, if he had not forfeited the favor of the Board of Excise, by some conversations on the state of public affairs, which were deemed highly improper, and were probably reported to the Board in a way not calculated to lessen their effect. That he should have been deceived by the affairs in France during the early periods of the revolution, is not surprising; he only caught a portion of an en- thusiasm which was then very general ; but that he should have raised his imagination to a warmth be- yond his fellows, will appear very singular, when we consider that he had hitherto distinguished him- self as a Jacobite, an adherent to the house of Stew- art. Yet he had uttered opinions which were thought dangerous ; and information being given to the Board, an inquiry was instituted into his conduct, the result of which, although rather favorable, was not so much so as to reinstate him in the good opinion of the commissioners. Interest was necessary to enable him to retain his office ; and he was informed that his promotion was deferred, and must depend on his future behavior. He is said to have defended himself on this occa- sion, in a letter addressed to one of the Board, with much spirit and skill. He wrote another letter to a gentleman, who, hearing that he had been dismissed from his situation, proposed a subscription for him. In this last, he gives an account of the whole trans- action, and endeavors to vindicate his loyalty; he also contends for an independence of spirit, which he certainly possessed, but which yet appears to have partaken of that extravagance of sentiment which is fitter to point a stanza than to conduct a life. A passage in this letter is too characteristic to be omitted. — ''Often," says our poet, 'in blasting an- ticipation have I listened to some future hackney scribbler, with heavy malice of savage stupidity, ex- ultingly asserting that Burns, notwithstanding the fanfaronade of independence to be found in his works, and after having been held up to public view, and to public estimation, as a man of some genius, yet quite destitute of resources within himself to support his borrowed dignity, dwindled into a pal- try exciseman; and slunk out the rest of his insig- nificant existence, in the meanest of pursuits, and among the lowest of mankind." This passage has no doubt often been read with sympathy. That Burns should have embraced the only opportunity in his power to provide for his fam- ily, can be no topic of censure or ridicule, and how- ever incompatible with the cultivation of genius the business of an exciseman may be, there is nothing of moral turpitude or disgrace attached to it. It was not his choice, it was the only help within his reach, and he laid hold of it. But that he should not have found a patron generous or wise enough to place him in a situation at least free trom allurements to "the sin that so easily beset him," is a circumstance on which the admirers of Burns have found it pain- ful to dwell. Mr. Mackenzie, in the 97th number of the lioun- ger, after mentioning the poet's design of going to the West Indies, concludes that paper in words to which sufficient attention appears not to have heen paid : "I trust means may be found to prevent this resolution from taking place ; and that I do my coun- try no more than justice, when I suppose her ready to stretch out the hand to cherish and retain this na- tive poet, whose 'wood notes wild ' possess 30 much excellence. To repair the wrongs of suffering or ne- glected merit ; to call forth genius from the obscuri- ty in which it had pined indignant, and place it where it miffht profit or deli ff lit the world .-—these are exer- tions which give to wealth an enviable superiority, to greatness and to patronage a laudable pride." Although Burns deprecated the reflections which might be made on his occupation of exciseman, it may be necessary to add. that from this humble step, he foresaw all the contingencies and gradations of promotion up to a rank on which it is not usual to look with contempt. In a letter dated 1794, he states that he is on the list of supervisors; that in two or three years he should be at the head of that list, and be appointed, as a matter of course ; but that then a friend might be of service in getting him into a part of the kingdom which he would like. A supervisor's income varies from about 120/. to 200Z. a year : but the business is 'an incessant drudgery, and would be nearly a complete bar to every species of literary pursuit." He proceeds, however, to ob- serve, that the moment he is appointed supervisor he might be nominated on the Collector's list, "and this is always a business purely of political patron- age. A collectorship varies from much better than two hundred a year to near a thousand. Collectors also come forward by precedency on the list, and have, besides a handsome income, a life of complete leisure. A life of literary leisure with a decent com- petence, is the summit of my wishes." He was doomed, however, to continue in hia present employment for the remainder of his days, which were not many. His constitution was now rapidly decaying; yet, his resolutions of amendment were but feeble. His temper became irritable and gloomy, and he was even insensible to the kind for- giveness and soothing attentions of his affectionate wife. In the month of June, 1796, he removed to Brow, about ten miles from Dumfries, to try the ef- fect of sea-bathing; a remedy that at first, he imag- ined, relieved the rheumatic pains in his limbs, with which he had been afflicted for some months: but this was immediately followed by a new attack of fever. When brought back to his house at Dumfries, on the 18th of July, he was no longer able to stand upright. The fever increased, attended with deliri- um and debility, and on the 21st he expired, in the thirty-eighth year of of his age. He left a widow and four sons, for whom the in- habitants of Dumfries opened a subscription, which being extended to England, produced a considerable sum for their immediate necessities.* This has since been augmented by the profits of the edition of his works, printed in four volumes, Svo.; to which Dr Currie, of Liverpool, prefixed a life, written with much elegance and taste. As to the person of our poet, he is described as being nearly five feet ten inches in height, and of a form that indicated agiliiy as well as strength. His well raised forehead, shaded with black curling hair, expressed uncommon capacity. His eyes were large, dark, full of ardor and animation. His face vvas well- formed, and his countenance uncommonly interest- ing. His conversation is universally allowed to have been uncommonly fascinating, and rich in wit, humor, whim, and occasionally in serious and ap- posite reflection. This excellence, however, proved a lasting misfortune to him : for while it procured him the friendship of men of character and taste, in whose company his humor was guarded and chaste, it had also allurements for the lowest of mankind, who know no difference between freedom and li- centiousness, and are never so completely gratified as when genius condescends to give a kind of sanc- tion to their grossness. He died poor, but not in debt, and left behind him a name, the fame of which will not soon be eclipsed. * Mrs. Burns continues to live in the honse in which the poet dted: the eldest son, Robert, is at present in the Stamp office : the other two are officers in the East India Company's army ; William is in Bengal, and James iu Madras, (May, 1813,) Wallace, the second son, a lad of great promise, died of a consumptiou. PREFACE. TO THE FIRST EDITION OF BURNS' POEMS. PUBLISHED AT KILMARNOCK IN 1786. The following trifles are not the production of the poet, who, with all the advantages of learned art, and, perhaps, amid the elegancies and idle- nesses of upper life, looks down for a rural theme, with an eye to Theocritus or Virgil. To the au- thor of this, these and other celebrated names, their countrymen, are, at least in the original lan- guage, a fcnintain shut up, and a hook sealed. Unacquainted with the necessary requisites for commencing poet by rule, he sings the sentiments and manners he felt and saw in himself and in his rustic compeers around him, in his and their native language. Though a rhymer from his earliest years, at least from the earliest impulses of the softer passions, it was not till very lately that the applause, perhaps the partiality, of friend- ship, wakened his vanity so far as to make him think anything of his worth showing; and none of the following works were composed with a view to the press. To amuse himself with the little creations of his own fancy, amid the toil and fatigues of a laborious life ; to transcribe the various feeUngs, the loves, the griefs, the hopes, the fears, in his own breast : to find some counter- poise to the struggles of a world, always an alien scene, a task uncouth to the poetical mind — these were his motives for courting the Muses, and m these he found poetry to be liis own reward. Now that he appears in the public character of an author, he does it with fear and trembling. So dear is fame to the rhyming tribe, that even he, an obscure, nameless Bard, shrinks aghast at the thought of being branded as — An imperti- nent blockhead, obtruding his nonsense on the world ; and, because he can make a shift to jin- gle a few doggerel Scotch rhymes together, look- ing upon himself as a poet of no small conse- quence, forsooth ! It is an observation of that celebrated poet, Shenstoue, whose divine elegies do honor to our language, our nation, and our species, that " Hu' mility has depressed many a genius to a hermit, but never raised one to fame !" If any critic catches at the word genius, the author tells him once for all, that he certainly looks upon himself as possessed of some poetical abilities, otherwise his publishing in the manner he has done, would be a maneuver below the worst character, which, he hopes, his worst enemies will ever give him. But to the genius of a Ramsay, or the glorious drawings of the poor unfortunate Fergusson, he, with equal unaffected sincerity, declares, that, even in his highest pulse of vanity, he has not the most distant pretensions. These two justly ad- mired Scotch poets he has often had in eye in the following pieces : but rather with a view to kin- dle at their flame than for servile imitation. To his Subscribers, the author returns his most sincere thanks. Not the mercenary bow over a counter, but the heart-throbbing gratitude of the bard, conscious how much he owes to benevo- lence and friendship, for gratifying him, if he de- serves it, in that dearest wish of every poetic bosom — to be distinguished. He begs his readers, particularly the learned and polite, who will honor him with a perusal, that they will make every allowance for education and circumstances of life ; but if, after a fair, candid, and impartial criticism, he shall stand convicted of dullness and nonsense, let him be done by as he would in that case do by others — let him be condemned, with- out mercy, to contempt and oblivion, vii ON THE DEATH OF BURNS BY MR. ROSCOE. Rear high thy bleak, majestic hills, Thy sheltered valleys proudly spread, And, Scotia, pour thy thousand rills, And wave thy heaths with blossoms red ; But, ah! what poet now shall tread Thy airy heights, thy woodland reign, Since he the sweetest bard is dead That ever breath'd the soothing strain ? As green thy towering pines may grow. As clear thy streams may speed along ; As bright thy summer suns may glow. And wake again thy feathery throng ; But now, unheeded is the song, And dull and lifeless all around. For his wild harp lies all unstrung. And cold the hand that wak'd its sound. What tho^ thy vigorous offspring rise, In arts and arms thy sons excel ; Tho' beauty in thy daughters' eyes, And health in every feature dwell ; Yet who shall now their praises tell. In strains impassion'd, fond, and free, Since he no more the song shall swell To love, and liberty, and thee ! With step-dame eye and frown severe His hapless youth why didst thou view ? For al4 thy joys to him were dear. And all his vows to thee were due : Nor greater bliss his bosom knew. In opening youth's delightful prime, Than when thy favoring ear he drew To listen to his chanted rhyme. Thy lonely wastes and frowning skies To him were all with rapture fraught ; He heard with joy the tempests rise That wak'd him to sublimer thought ; And oft thy winding dells he sought. Where wild flowers pour'd their rath perfume, And with sincere devotion brought To thee the summer's earliest bloom. But. ah ! no fond maternal smile His unprotected youth enjoy 'd ; His limbs inur'd to early toil. His days with early hardships tried : And more to mark the gloomy void, And bid him feel his misery. Before his infant eyes would glide Day-dreams of immortality. Yet, not by cold neglect depress'd. With sinewy arm he turn'd the soil, Sunk with the evening sun to rest. And met at morn his earliest smile. Wak'd by his rustic pipe, meanwhile The powers of fancy came along. And soothed his lengthen'd hour of toil With native wit and sprightly song. Ah ! days of bliss, too swiftly fled. When vigorous health from labor springs. And bland contentment smooths the bed, And sleep his ready opiate brings ; And hovering round on airy wings Float the light forms of young desire. That of unutterable things The soft and shadowy hope inspire. Now spells of mightier power prepare, Bid brighter phantoms round him dance : Let flattery spread her viewless snare. And fame attract his vagrant glance : Let sprightly pleasure too advance, Unveil'd her eyes, unclasp'd her zone. Till lost in love's delirious trance. He scorns the joys his youth has known. Let friendship pour her brightest blaze, Expanding all the bloom of soul ; And mirth concentre all her rays. And point them from the sparkling bowl, And let the careless moments roll In social pleasures unconfin'd. And confidence that spurns control. Unlock the inmost springs of mind. And lead his steps those bowers among. Where elegance with splendor vies, Or science bids her favor'd throng To more refin'd sensations rise ; Beyond the peasant's humbler joys. And freed from each laborious strife There let him learn the bliss to prize That waits the sons of polish' d. life. ON THE DEATH OF BURNS, Then whilst his throbbing veins beat high With every impulse of delight, Dash from his lips the cup of joy, And shroud the scene in shades of night ; And let despair, with wizard light, Disclose the yawning gulf below, And pour incessant on his sight, Her spectred ills and shapes of wo : And show beneath a cheerless shed. With sorrowing heart and streaming eyes, In silent grief where droops her head, The partner of his early joys ; And let his infant's tender cries His fond parental succor claim, And bid him hear in agonies A husband and a father's name. 'Tis done — the powerful charm succeeds ; His high reluctant spirit bends ; In bitterness of soul he bleeds. Nor longer with his fate contends. An idiot laugh the welkin rends As genius thus degraded lies ; Till pitying Heaven the veil extends That shrouds the Poet's ardent eyes. Rear high thy bleak, majestic hills, Thy shelter'd valleys proudly spread, And, Scotia, pour thy thousand rills. And wave thy heaths with blossoms red But never more shall poet tread Thy airy heights, thy woodland reign. Since he the sweetest bard is dead That ever breath' d the soothing strain. DEDICATION OF THE SECOND EDITION OF THE POEMS FORMERLY PRINTED. NOBLEMEN AND GENTLEMEN OF THE CALEDONIAN HUNT. Mx Lords and Gentlemen, A Scottish Bard, proud of the name, and whose highest ambition is to sing in his Coun- try's service — where shall he so properly look for patronage as to the illustrious names of his native Land ; those who bear the honors and in- herit the virtues of their Ancestors 1 The Poetic Genius of my Country found me, as the proph- etic bard Elijah did Elisha — at the plow; and threw her inspiring mantle over me. She bade me sing the loves, the joys, the rural scenes and rural pleasures of my native soil, in my native tongue: I tuned my wild, artless notes, as she inspired — She whispered me to come to this an- cient Metropolis of Caledonia, and lay my Songs under your honored protection ; I now obey her j dictates. j I Though much indebted to your goodness, I do not approach you, my Lords and Gentlemen, in the usual style of dedication, to thank you for past favors ; that path is so hackneyed by prostituted learning, that honest rusticity is ashamed of it. Nor do I present this Address with the venal soul of a servile Author, looking for a continua- tion of those favors ; I was bred to the Plow, and am independent. I come to claim the common Scottish name with you, my illustrious Country- men : and to tell the world that I glory in tlie title. I come to congratulate my Country, that the blood of her ancient heroes still runs uncon- taminated ; and that from your courage, knowl- edge, and public spirit, she may expect protection, wealth, and liberty. In the last place, I come to proffer my warmest wishes to the Great Foun- tain of Honor, the Monarch of the Universe, for your welfare and happiness. When you go forth to waken the Echoes, in the ancient and favorite amusement of your fore- fathers, may Pleasure ever be of your party; and may Social Joy await your return. When harassed in courts or camps with the jostlings of bad men and bad measures, may the honest consciousness of injured worth attend your re- turn to your native Seats ; and may Domestic Happiness, with a smiling welcome, meet you at your gates! May corruption shrink at your kindling, indignant glance ; and may tyranny in the Ruler, and licentiousness in the People, equally find you an inexorable foe ! I have the honor to be, With the sincerest gratitude And highest respect, My Lords and Gentlemen, Your most devoted and humble servant, ROBERT BURNS Edinburgh, April 4:, 1787. CONTENTS. Biographical Sketch of the Author, - iii On the Death of Burns, by Mr. Roscoe, ix Preface to the First Edition of Burns' Poems, published at Kiimarnocit, vii Dedication of the Second Edition of the Poems formerly printed, To the Noblemen and Gen- tlemen of the Caledonian Hunt, xi POEMS, CHIEFLY SCOTTISH. The Twa Dogs, a Tale, 1 Scotch Drink, 3 The Author's earnest Cry and Prayer to the Scotch Representatives in the House of Com- mons, 4 Postcript. ' 5 The Holy Fair, 5 Death and Dr. Hornbook, 7 The Brigs of Ayr, a Poem inscribed to J. B , Esq. Avr, 9 The Ordination,— 11 The Calf To the Rev. Mr. , 12 Address to the Deil, 12 The Death and Dying Words of Poor Mailie,-- 13 Poor Mailie's Elegy, 14 To J. S****, 14 A Dream, 16 The Vision, 17 Address to the Unco Guid, or the Rigidly Right- eous, — 19 Tam Samson's Elegy, 20 The Epitaph," 21 Halloween, 21 The Auld Farmer's New-Year Morning Saluta- tion to his Auld Mare Maggie, — 24 To a Mouse, on turning her up in her nest with the plow, November, 1785, 25 A Winter Night, — 25 Epistle to Davie, a Brother Poet, 26 The Lament, occasioned by the Unfortunate is- sue of a Friend's Amour, 27 Despondency, an Ode, - 28 Winter, a Dirge, 29 The Cotter's Saturday Night. 29 Man was made to Mourn, a Dirge, 30 A prayer in the prospect of Death, 31 Stanzas on the same occasion. 31 Verses left by the Author, in the room where he slept, having lain at the House of a Reverend Friend, 32 The First Psalm, 32 A Prayer, under the pressure of violent Anguish, 32 The first six verses of the Ninetieth Psalm, 32 To a Mountain Daisy, on turning one down with the Plow, in April, 1786, 32 To Ruin, 33 To Miss L , with Beattie's Poems as a New Year's Gift, Jan. 1, 1787, — 33 Epistle to a young Friend, 33 On a Scotch" Bard, gone to the West Indies, 34 To a Haggis, — 35 A Dedication to Gavin Hamilton, Esq., 35 To a liOuse, on seeing one on a Lady's Bonnet at Church, — 36 Address to Edinburgh, - 36 37 38 39 40 40 Epistle to J. Lapraik, an old Scottish Bard, To the Same. To W. S*****n. Ochiltree, May, 1785, Postscript. -■ Epistle to J. R******, enclosing some Poems,--- PAOK. John Barleycorn, a Ballad, - 41 Written in Friars-Carse Hermitage, in Nith- Side, 4B Ode, Sacred to the memory of Mrs. , of , 46 Elegv on Capt. Matthew Henderson, 46 The Epitaph, 47 To Robert Graham, Esq., of Fintra, 48 Lament for James, Earl of Glencairn, - 49 Lines sent to Sir John Whitefoord of White- foord, Bart., with the foregoing Poem, 49 Tam O'Shanter, a Tale, 49 On seeing a wounded Hare limp by me, which a fellow had just shot at, — 51 Address to the Shade of Thompson, on crown- ing his bust at Ednam, Roxburghshire, with Bays, Epitaph on a celebrated Ruling Elder, — On a Noisy Polemic, - - On Wee Johnie, For the Author's Father, For R. A., Esq., For G. H., Esq., A Bard's Epitaph, - - On the late Captain Grose's Peregrinations through Scotland, collecting the Antiquities of that Kingdom, To Miss Cruikshanks, a very young Lady. Written on the blank leaf of a Book, presented to her by the Author, --- 53 On reading, in a Newspaper, the Death of John M'Leod. Esq., Brother to a young Lady, a par- ticular Friend of the Authors, — -- 53 The Humble petition of Biuar Water to the No- ble Duke of Athole, - - 53 On scaring some Water-Fowl in Loch-Turit. — 54 Written with a Pencil over the Chimney-piece, in the Parlor of the Inn at Kenmore, Tay- mouth, — Written with a Pencil, standing by the Fall of Fyers, near Loch-Ness,- 55 On the Birth of a Posthumous Child, Born in peculiar circumstances of Family Distress, — 55 The Whistle, a Ballad, 55 Second Epistle to Davie, — 57 Lines on an Interview with Lord Daer, — 58 53 54 On the Death of a Lap-Dog, named Echo, Inscription to the Memory of Fergusson, Epistle to R. Graham, Esq., Fragment, inscribed to the Right Hon. C.J. Fox, To Dr. Blacklock, Prologue, spoken at the Theatre Ellisland, on New-Year's Day Evening. -- Elegy on tlie lati* Miss Burnet, of Monboddo,--- The Rights of Woman, Address, spoken by Miss Fontenelle, on her Ben- efit Nigiit, Dec. 4, 1795, at the Theatre, Dum- fries,—-- - Verses to a young Lady, with a present of Songs, - - Lines written on a blank leaf of a copy of his poems presented to a young Lady, --- - Copy of a Poetical Address to Mr. Wm. Tytler, Caledonia, — Poem written to a Gentleman who had sent him a Newspaper, and oflTered to continue it free of expense. Poem on Pastoral Poetry, Sketch— New Year's Day, Extempore, on the Late Mr. William Smellie, -- xiii 59 78 XIV CONTENTS. Poetical Inscription for an Altar to Indepen- dence, — - - - — 91 Sonnet, on tlie Death of Robert Riddel. Esq.,-- 91 Monody on a Lady famed for her caprice, 91 The Epitaph, 91 Answer to a mandate sent by the Surveyor of the Windows, Carriages. &.C., -- 92 Impromptu, on iMrs. 's Birth-day, 92 To a young Lady, Miss Jes.sy -- — , Dumfries; with Books which the Bard prtsented her, --- 93 Sonnet, written on the 25th of January, 1793, the B rth-day of the Author, on hearing a Thrush sing in a morning walk. 93 Extempore, to Mr. S**e, on refusing to dine with him, 93 To Mr. S**e, with a pre.-ent of a do/en of porter, 93 Poem, addressed to Mr. M tchell, collector of Ex- cise, Dumfries, 1796, - 93 Sent to a Genileman whom he had offended. --- 94 Poem on Life, addressed to Col. De Peyster, Dumfries, - 94 Address to the Tooth-ache, 94 To Robert Graham, Esq., of Fintry, on receiv- ing a favor, - — 95 Epitaph on a Friend, - 95 A Grace before Dinner — 96 On Sensibility. Addressed to Mrs. Dunlop, of Dunlop. -- 96 A Verse. When Death's dark stream I ferry o'er, - 96 Verses written at Selkirk. --- 97 Liberty, a Fragment. - 98 Elegy on the death of Robert Ruisseaux, 98 The loyal Natives' Ver.>es, -- 98 Burns — Extempore, - 93 To J. Lapraik, 98 To the Rev. John M'Math, enclosing a copy of Holy Willies Prayer, which he had requested, 99 To Gavin Hamilton, Esq., Mauchline, recom- mending a Boy, 100 To Mr. M'Adam. of Craigen-Gillan. --- 100 To Capt. Riddel, Glenriddel, - --- 100 To Terraughty, on his Birth day, 100 To a Lady, vvitli a present of a pair of drinking- glasses The Vowels, a Tale,- Sketch. - Scots Prologue, for ^Ir. Sutherland's Benefit, -- 101 Extemporaneous Effusion on being appointed to the Excise, - - 102 On seeing the beautiful seat of Lord G., 102 On the same,-- - — 102 On the same.- - 102 To the same, on the Author being threatened with his resentment, 102 The Dean of Faculty, - 102 Extempore in the Court of Session, 102 Verses to J. Ranken, — 103 On hearing that there was falsehood in the Rev. Dr. B 's verv looks, 103 On a Schoolmaster in Cleish Parish. Fifeshire,-- 103 Elegy on the Year 17^-', a Sketch, 103 Verses written under the Portrait of Fergusson, the Poet. - 103 The Guidwife of Wauchope-house to Robert Burns, 112 The Answer, 112 The Kirk's Alarm, a Satire, - 116 The Twa Herds, 117 Epistle from a Tailor to Robert Burns, 118 The Answer, 119 Letter to John Goudie, Kilmarnock, on the pub- lication of his Essays, - — 119 Letter to J— s T 1 Gl nc r, 119 On the Death of Sir James Hunter Blair, 120 The Jolly Beggars, a Cantata 121 Glossary — 140 SONGS. A. Adieu! a heart-warm, fond adieu !- Adown winding Nith 1 did wander, Ae fond kiss and then we sever, — PAGE. .... 44 .— 122 .... Ill -- 110 ■— 84 Again rejoicing nature sees, A Highland lad my love was born, Altho' my bed were in yon muir, Amang the trees where humming bees. An O, for ane and twenty, Tam ! Ance mair I hail thee, thou gloomy December I- 86 Anna, thy charms my bosom fire -- — 53 A rose-bud by my early walk, — — — 81 As I cam in by our gate-end, --- -- 113 As I stood by yon roofless tower,- - - 88 As 1 was a-wandering ae morning in spring,--- 111 Awa wi' your witchcraft o' beauty's alarms 39 Behind yon hills where Lugar flows, 43 Behold the hour, the boat arrive. 70 Beyond thee, dearie, beyond thee, dearie, 105 Blithe, blithe and merry was she, 80 Blithe hae 1 been on yon hill, 67 Bonnie lassie, will ye go, - 79 Bonnie wee thing, cannie wee thing, — 84 But lately seen in gladsome green, 73 By Allan stream 1 chanced to rove, 69 By yon castle wa', at the close of the day, 62 Ca' the yowes to the knovves, 72 Canst thou leave me thus, my Katy 1 75 Clarinda, mistress of my soul. - 81 Come, let me take thee to my breast, 69 Comin thro' the rye, poor body, 98 Contented vvi' little, and cantie wi' mair, 75 Could aught of song declare my pains, 114 D. Deluded swain, the pleasure, Does haughty Gaul invasion threat 1 ■ Duncan Gray came here to woo, ... 71 --- 93 ... 64 Fair the fare of orient day, Fairest maid on Devon banks, Farewell, thou fair day, thou green earth, and ye skies, — -- Farewell, thou stream that winding flows, Farewell, ye dungeons dark and strong, Fate gave the word, the arrow sped, First when Maggie was my care, Flow gently, sweet Afton, among thy green braes, Forlorn, my love, no comfort near, From the, Eliza, I must go, -— 114 Gane is the day, and mirk's the night, Go fetch to me a pint o' wine, Green grows the rashes. O! 104 44 H. Had I a cave on some wild, distant shore, 68 Here awa, there awa, wandering Willie, 66 Here's a bottle and an honest friend, 108 Here's a health to ane I lo'e dear, — 79 Here's a health to them that's awa, 111 Here is the glen, and here the bower. 71 Her flowing locks, tlie raven's wing, 111 How can my poor heart be glad, 72 How cruel are the parents, --- 77 How long and dreary is the night, 73 How pleasant the banks of the clear-winding Devon — 58 Husband, husband, cease your strife; - 71 I. I am a bard of no regard, 123 I am a fiddler to my trade, 122 I am a son of Mars, -- - 121 I do confess thou art so fair. 105 I dream'd 1 lay where flowers were springing,- 104 I gaed a waefn' gate yestreen,-- - 83 I hae a wife o' my ain, 59 I'll ay ca' in by yon town — 107 I'll kiss thee yet, yet, — 103 In simmer when the hay was niawn, 84 I once was a maid tho' "l cannot tell when, 121 Is there for honest poverty, — 75 CONTENTS. PAGE. In Mauchline there dwells six proper young belles,- ~ 114 It is na, Jean, thy bonnie face, 71 It was upon a Lammas night, — - 42 It was the charming month of May,-- — -— 74 J. Jockey's ta'en the parting kiss, 95 John Anderson my jo, John, — -..- 83 K. Ken ye ought o' Captain Grose 1 95 L. Lassie wi' the lint-white locks, 74 Last May a braw wooer cam down the lang glen, 73 Let me ryke up to dight that tear, 122 Let not woman e'er complain 73 Long, long the night, — — 76 Loud blaw the frosty breezes, 80 Louis, what reck I by thee, - 87 M. Mark yonder pomp of costly fashion, 77 Musing on the roaring ocean, 80 My bonnie lass, I work in brass, 123 My Chloris, mark how green the groves, 73 My father was a farmer upon the Carrick bor- der, O, -— 106 My heart is a-breaking, dear Tittie, 83 My heart 's in the Highlands, my heart is not here, 105 My heart is sair, I dare na tell, 87 My lady's gown, there's gairs upon't, 113 My Peggy's face, my Peggy's form, 95 N. Nae gentle dames, tho' e'er sae fair, 92 No churchman am I for to rail and to write, 45 Now bank and brae are claith'd in green 107 Now in her green mantle blithe nature arrays,- 75 Now nature hangs her mantle green, 47 Now rosy May comes in wi' flowers, 69 Now spring has cloth'd the groves in green, 77 Now weslin winds and slaughtering guns, 43 O. O ay my wife she dang me, - 114 O bonnie was yon rosy brier, 78 O cam ye here the fight to shun, 90 Of a' the airts the wind can blaw, 82 O gin my love were yon red rose, 68 O guid ale comes, and guid ale goes, 114 O how can I be blithe and glad, 107 Oh, open the door, some pity to show, 66 Oh, wert thou in the cauld blast, 92 O ken ye wha Meg o' the iNlill has gotten 67 O lassie, art thou sleepin yet 1 - — 76 O leave novels, ye Mauchline belles, 114 O leeze me on my spinning wheel, 84 O Logan, sweetly didst thou glide, - 67 O lovely Polly Stewart, 113 O luve will venture in, where it daur na weel be seen, -- 85 O Mary, at thy window be, -- — 65 O May, thy morn was ne'er sa sweet, 87 O meikle thinks my luve o' my beauty, 83 O mirk, mirk is the midnight hour, 65 O my luve's like a red, red rose. - 88 On a bank of flowers, one summer's day, 115 On Cessnock banks there lives a lass, 108 One night as I did wander, 110 O, once 1 lov'd a bonnie lass, 59 O Philly, happy be the day, 74 O poortith cauld, and restless love, -- 65 O raging fortune's withering blast, ill O saw ye bonnie Lesley- 64 O saw ye my dear, my Phely ? 73 O stay, sweet warbling wood-lark, stay, 76 O tell na me o' wind and rain, 76 O, this is no my ain lassie, 77 O Tibbie, 1 hae seen the day, - 81 O, wat ye wha's in yon town, 88 O, were I on Parnassus' hill ! F2 O wha is she that lo'es me, 94 O wha my babie-clouts will buy? — 105 PAGE. O whistle, and I'll come to you, my lad, 69 O, Willie brew'd a peck o' maut, 82 O wilt thou go wi' me, sweet Tibbie Dunbar,--- 113 O why the deuce should I repine, 124 P. Powers celestial, whose protection, 109 R. Raving winds around her blowing, 80 Robin shure in hairsl, — — 113 S. Sae flaxen were her ringlets, 72 Scenes of wo and scenes of pleasure, 96 Scots wha hae wi' Wallace bled, -- 70 See the smoking bowl before us, -- - 124 She's fair and fause that causes my smart, 86 She is a winsome wee thing.-- 64 Should auld acquaintance be forgot, 70 Sir Wisdom's a fool when he's fou, 122 Sleep'st thou, or wak'st thou, fairest creature,-- 73 Slow spreads the gloom my soul desires, — ~— - 115 Stay, my charmer, can you leave me 1 80 Streams that glide in orient plains, 58 Sweet fa's the eve on Craigie-burn, 75 Sweetest May, let love inspire thee, — 107 T. The bairns gat out wi' an unco shout, 114 The Catrine woods were yellow seen, 82 The day returns, my bosom burns, 81 The deil cam fiddling thro' the town, — 109 The gloomy night is gath'ring fast, 44 The heather was blooming, the meadows were mawn, 109 The lazy mist hangs from the brow of the hill, - 82 The lovely lass o' Inverness, - - 87 The small birds rejoice in the green leaves re- turning. " 69 The smiling spring comes in rejoicing, 87 The Thames flows proudly to the sea, 83 The winter it is past, and the simmer comes at last, - Ill Their groves o' sweet myrtle let foreign lands reckon. - 76 There's auld Rob Morris that wons in yon glen, 64 There's a youth in this city, it were a great pity, 104 There's braw, braw lads on Yarrow braes, 65 There was a bonnie lass, and a bonnie, bonnie lass, - 113 There was a lad was born at Kyle, 110 There was a lass, and she was fair, 68 There were five carlins in the South, 115 Thickest night o'erhang my dwelling, 80 Thine am I. my faithful fair, 71 Tho' cruel fate sliould bid us part, — - 107 Thou hast left me ever, Jamie, — - 70 Thou lingering star, with less'ning ray, 58 To thee, lov'd Nith, thy gladsome plains, 111 True hearted was he, the sad swain of Yarrow, 66 Turn again, thou fair Eliza, -- 85 'Twas even, the dewy fields were green, 57 'Twas na her bonnie blue e'e was my ruin, 77 U. Up in the morning's no for me, 104 W. Wae is my heart and the tear's in my e'e, 109 Wee Willie Gray, and his leather wallet, 114 Wha is this at my bower door 1 106 What can a young lassie, what shall a young lassie, - 84 When first I came to Stewart Kyle, 111 When Guilford good our pilot stood, 42 When o'er the hill the eastern star, 63 When January winds were blawing cauld, 116 When wild war's deadly blast was blawn, 66 Where are the joys I hae met in the morning, -- 70 Where braving angry winter's storms, 81 Where Cart rins rowin to the sea, 87 While larks, with little wing, — 68 Why, why tell thy lover, 79 Will ve go to the Indies, my Mary,-- 63 Willie Wastle dwalt on Tweed, 86 Wilt thou be my dearie 1 66 CONTENTS PAGE. Ye banks and braes, and streams, around, 64 Ye banks and braes o' bonnie Doon, 85 Ye flowery banks o' bonnie Doon, •- 85 Ye gallants bright I red you right, — "~— 104 Yestreen I had a pint o' wine, — 109 PAGE. Yon wand'ring rill, that marks the hill, 113 Yon wild mossy mountains, 105 Young Jockey was the blithest lad, 108 Young Peggy blooms our bonniest lass, 110 You're welcome to Despots, Dumourier, 103 CONTENTS THE ADDITIONAL POEMS PAGK. Holy Willie's Prayer, 127 The Farewell, - 127 Willie Chalmers, — 123 Lines written on a Bank-Note, ---- 128 A Bard's Epitaph, - 128 Epistle to Major Log:an, — • 129 On the Death of Robert Dundas, Esq., 129 Epistle to Hugh Parker, - - 130 To John M'Murdo, Esq., 130 Epistle to Robert Graham, Esq., 130 Address of Beelzebub to the President of the Highland Society, — 131 To John Taylor, 131 On seeing aiiss Fontenelle in a favorite charac- ter. " 132 The Book-Worms, 132 The Reproof, 132 The Reply, — 132 The Kirk of Lamington, 132 The League and Covenant, 132 Inscription on a Goblet, -— — 132 The Toad-Eater, 132 The Selkirk Grace, — 132 On the Poet's Daughter, 132 The Sons of Old Killie, 132 On a Suicide, 132 The Joyful Widower, 133 There was a Lass, — 133 PAGE. Theniel Menzie's Bonnie Mary, - 133 Frae the Friends and Land I love, 133 Weary Fa' You, Duncan Gray, 133 The Blude Red Rose at Yule may blaw, - 134 The Ploughman, 134 Rattlin', Roarin' Willie, - 134 As I was a-wandering, 135 My Harry was a Gallant Gay, 135 Simmer's a Pleasant Time, 135 When Rosy May, 135 Lady Mary Ann, 135 My Love, she's but a Lassie yet, 136 Sensibility how Charming, 136 Out over the Forth, ~ 136 The Tither Morn, ~ - 136 The Cardin' o't, 137 The Wearv Pund o' Tow, — 137 Sae Far Awa, - 137 Such a Parcel of Rogues in a Nation, 137 Here's His Health in Water! 137 The Lass of Ecclefechan, — — 138 The Highland Laddie, 138 Here's to thy Health, my Bonnie Lass, 138 Address to a Young Lady, - 138 Song, - — 138 O Lay thy Loof in Mine, Lass, 133 To Chloris, — >- 139 Peg-a Ramsey, — - 139 POEMS, CHIEFLY SCOTTISH THE TWA DOGS. 'TwAS in that place o' Scotland's isle, That bears the name o' Auld King Coil, Upon a bonnie day in June, When wearing thro' the afternoon, Twa dogs that were na thrang at hame, Forgather'd ance upon a time. The first I '11 name, they ca'd him CcBsar, Was keepit for his Honour's pleasure: His hair, his size, his month, his lugs, Show'd he was nane o' Scotland's dogs; But whalpit some place far abroad. Where sailors gang to fish for cod. His locked, letter'd, braw brass collar, Show'd him the gentleman and scholar; But though he was o' high degree, The fient a pride, na pride had he ; But wad hae spent an hour caressin, Ev'n wi' a tinkler-gypsey's messin. At kirk or market, mill or smiddie, Nae tawted tyke, tho' e'er sae duddie, But he wad stawn't, as glad to see him, And stroan't on stane an' hillocks wi' him. The tither was a ploughman's collie, A rhyming, ranting, raving billie, Wha for his friend an' comrade had him, And in his freaks had Luath ca'd him, After some dog in Highland sang,* Was made lang syne — Lord knows how lang. He was a gash an' faithfu' tyke. As ever lap a sheugh or dyke. His honest, sonsie, baws'nt face, Ay gat him friends in ilka place. His breast was white, his towzie back Weel clad wi' coat o' glossy black ; His gawcie tail, wi' upward curl. Hung o'er his hurdles wi' a swurl. Nae doubt but they were fain o' ither, An' unco pack an' thick thegither ; Wi' social nose whyles snufTd and snowkit, Whyles mice an' moudieworts they howkit ; Whyles scour'd awa' in lang excursion, An' worry'd ither in diversion ; Until wi' daffin weary grown. Upon a knowe they sat them down, And there began a lang digression About the lords o' the. creation. Cuchullin's dog in Ossian's Fingal. CJESA-R. I've aften wonder'd, honest Luath, What sort o' life poor dogs like you have ; An' when the gentry's life I saw, What way poor bodies liv'd ava. Our Laird gets in his racked rents, His coals, his kain, and a' his stents ; He rises when he likes himsel ; His flunkies answer at the bell ; He ca's his coach, he ca's his horse ; He draws a bonnie silken purse As lang's my tail, whare, thro' the steeks, The yellow letter'd Geordie keeks. Frae morn to e'en it's nought but toiling, At baking, roasting, frying, boiling ; An' tho' the gentry first are stechin, Yet ev'n the ha' folk fill their pechan Wi' sauce, ragouts, and siclike trashtrie. That's little short o' downright wastrie. Our Whipper-in, wee blastit wonner. Poor worthless elf, it eats a dinner Better than ony tenant man His Honour has in a' the Ian' : An' what poor cot-folk pit their painch in, I own it's past my comprehension. LUATH. Trowth, Caesar, whyles they're fash't eneugh ; A cottar howkin in a sheugh, Wi' dirty stanes biggin a dyke, Baring a quarry, and sic like, Himself, a wife, he thus sustains, A smytrie o' wee duddie weans. An' nought but his han' darg, to keep Them right and tight in thack an' rape. An' when they meet wi' sair disasters, Like loss o' health, or want o' masters. Ye maist wad think a wee touch langer. An' they maun starve o' cauld an' hunger; But how it comes, 1 never kenn'd yet, They're maistly wonderfu' contented ; An' buirdly chiels, an' clever hizzies. Are bred in sic a way as this is. But then to see how ye're ncgleckit, How huft^d, and cuff'd, and disrespeckit ! L — d, man, our gentry care as little For delvers, ditcners, an' sic cattle ; They gang as saucy by poor fo'k. As J wad by a stinking brock. . BURNS' POEMS I 've notic'd, on our Laird's court-day, An' mony a time my heart's been wae, Poor tenant bodies scant o' cash, How they maun thole a factor's snash: He'll stamp an' threaten, curse an' swear, He'll apprehend them, poind their gear; While they maun staun', wi' aspect humble, An' hear it a', an' fear an' tremble. I see how folk live that hae riches ; But surely poor folk maun be wretches ! LUATH. They're nae sae wretched's ane wad think; Tho' constantly on poortith's brink: They're sae accustom'd wi' the sight, The view o't gies them little fright. Then chance an' fortune are sae guided, They're ay in less or mair provided ; An' tho' fatigu'd wi' close employment, A blink o' rest's a sweet enjoyment. The dearest comfort o' their lives, Their grushie weans an' faithfu' wives ; The prattling things are just their pride. That sweetens a' their fire-side. An' whyles twalpennie worth o' nappy Can mak the bodies unco happy ; They lay aside their private cares, To mend the Kirk and State affairs : They'll talk o' patronage and priests, Wi' kindling fury in their breasts, Or tell what new taxations comin, An' ferlie at the folk in LoiCon. As bleak-fac'd Hallowmass returns. They get the jovial, ranting kirns, When rural life, o' ev'ry station. Unite in common recreation ; Love blinks. Wit slaps, an' social Mirth, Forgets there's Care upo' the earth. That merry day the year begins, They bar the door on frosty wmds ; The nappy reeks wi' mantling ream, An' sheds a heart-inspiring steam ; The luntin pipe, an' sneeshin mill, Are handed round wi' richt guid will: The cantie auld folks crackin crouse, The young anes rantin thro' the house, — My heart has been sae fain to see them. That I for joy hae barkit wi' them. Still it's owre true that ye hae said, Sic game is now owre aften play'd. There's monie a creditable stock, O' decent, honest, fawsont fo'k, Are riven out baith root and branch, Some rascal's pridefu' greed to quench, Wha thinks to knit himsel the faster In favor wi' some gentle master, Wha, aiblins thrang a-parliamentin. For Britain's guid his saul indentin — CJESAR. Haith, lad, ye little ken about it ; For Britniii's guid ! guid faith ! I doubt it ; Say raiher, gaun as Premiers lead him, An' saying aye or no's they bid him. At operas an' plays parading, Mortgaging, gami)ling, masquerading; Or may be, in a frolic daft, To Ha (rue or Calais takes a waft, To make a tour, an' take a whirl. To learn 6074 ton, an' see the warl'. There, at Vienna or Versailles, He rives his father's auld entails ; Or by Madrid he takes the rout, To thrurn guitars, and fecht wi' nov^t ; Or down Italian vista startles, Wh-re-hunting among groves o' myrtles; Then bouses drumly German water, To mak himsel look fair and fatter. An' clear the consequential sorrows, Love-gifts of Carnival signoras. For Britain's guid ! for her destruction ! Wi' dissipation, feud, an' faction. Hech man ! dear Sirs ! is that the gate They waste sae mony a braw estate ! Are we sae foughten an' harass' d For gear to gang that gate at last ! O would they stay aback frae courts, An' please themsels wi' kintra sports. It wad for ev'ry ane be better. The Laird, the Tenant, and the Cotter ! For thae frank, rantin, ramblin billies, Fient haet 0' them's ill-hearted fellows ; Except for breakin o' their timmer. Or speakin lightly o' their limmer, Or shootin o' a hare or moor-cock, The ne'er a bit they're ill to poor folk. But will ye tell me. Master Coesar, Sure great folk's life's a life o' pleasure ? Nae cauld nor hunger e'er can steer them. The vera thought o't need na fear them. CMSAR. L — d, man, were ye but whyles whare I am. The gentles ye wad ne'er envy 'em. It's true they need na starve or sweat, Thro' winter's cauld, or simmer's heat ; They've nae sair wark to craze their banes. An' fill auld age wi' gripes an' granes: But human bodies are sic fools. For a' their colleges and schools, That when nae real ills perplex them. They make enow themselves to vex them ; An' ay the less they hae to sturt them, In like proportion less will hurt them. A country fellow at the pleugh, His acres till'd, he's right eneugh ; A kintra lassie at her wheel. Her dizzens done, she's unco weel : But Gentlemen, an' Ladies warst, Wi' ev'ndown want o' wark are curst. They loiter, lounging, lank an' lazy ; Tho' deil haet ails them, yet uneasy; Their days, insipid, dull an' tasteless ; Their nights unquiet, lang an' restless ; An' e'en their sports, their balls an' races. Their galloping thro' public places. There's sic parade, sic pomp, an' art. The joy can scarcely reach the heart, The men cast out in party matches. Then sowther a' in deep debauches ; Ae night they're mad wi' drink an' wh-ring Niest day their life is past enduring. The Ladies arm-in-arm in clusters. As great and gracious a' as sisters ; But hear their absent thoughts o' ither. They're a' run deils an' jads thegither. Whyles o'er the wee bit cup an' platie, They sip the scandal potion pretty ; Or lee-lang nights, wi' crabbit leuks, BURNS' POEMS. Pore owre the devil's pictur'd beuks ; Stake on a chance a farmer's stackyard, An' cheat like onie unhang'd blackguard. There's some exception, man an' woman ; But this is Gentry's life in common. By this, the sun was out o' sight. An' darker gloaming brought the night! The bum-clock humm'd wi' lazy drone ; The kye stood rowtin i' the loan; When up they gat, and shook their lugs, Rejoiced they were na me7i, but dogs; An' each took aff his several way, Resolv'd to meet some ither day. SCOTCH DRINK. Gie him strong drink, until he wink. That's sinking in despair ; An' liquor guid to fire his bluid. That's press'd wi' grief an' care ; There let hitn bouse, an' deep carouse, Wi' bumpers flowing o'er, Till he forjrets his loves or debts. An' minds his griefs no more. Solomon's Proverbs xxxi. 6, 7. Let other poets raise a fracas 'Bout vines, an' wines, an' drunken Bacchus, An' crabbit names an' stories wrack us, An' grate our lug, I sing the juice Scots bear can mak us, In glass or jug. thou, my Muse ! guid auld Scotch Drink, Whether thro' wimpling worms thou jink, Or, richly brown, ream o'er the brink, In glorious faem. Inspire me, till I lisp and wink. To sing thy name ! Let husky Wheat the laughs adorn, An' Aits set up their awnie horn. An' Pease and Beans at e'en or morn. Perfume the plain, Leeze me on thee, Johyi Barleycorn, Thou king o' grain ! On thee aft Scotland chows her cood. In souple scones, the wale o' food. Or tumblin in the boiling flood Wi' kail an' beef; But when thou pours thy strong heart's blood. There thou shines chief. Food fills the wame, an' keeps us livin ; Tho' life's a gift no worth receiven, W^hen heavy dragg'd wi' pine an' grievin, But oii'd by thee. The wheels o' life gae down-hill, screvin, Wi' rattlin glee. Thou clears the head o' doited Lear ; Thou cheers the heart o' droopin Care ; Thou strings the nerves o' Labor sair, At's weary toil, Thou even brightens dark Despair Wi' gloomy smile. Aft, clad in massy siller weed, Wi' Gentles thou erects thy head ; Yet humbly kind in time o' need. The poor man's wine; His wee drap parritch, or his bread, Thou kitchens fine. Thou art the life o' public haunts ; But thee, what were our fairs and rants ? Ev'n godly meeting o' the saunts, By thee inspir'd, When gaping they besiege the tents, Are doubly fir'd. That merry ni^ht we get the corn in, sweetly then thou reams the horn in ! Or reekin on a New-year morning In cog or bicker, An' just a wee drap sp'ritual burn in. An' gusty sucker ! When Vulcan gives his bellows breath, An' ploughmen gather wi' their graith, O rare ! to see thee fizz an freath r th' luggit caup ! Then Burnewin^ comes on like death At every chaup. Nae mercy, then, for aim or steel; The brawnie, bainie, ploughman chiel, Brings hard owrehip, wi' sturdy wheel, The strong forehammer, Till block an' studdie ring an' reel Wi' dinsome clamor. When skirlin weanies see the light, Thou maks the gossips clatter bright, How fumblin cuifs their dearies slight ; Wae worth the name ! Nae howdie gets a social night Or plack frae them. When neebors anger at a plea, An' just as wud as wud can be, How easy can the barley bree Cement the quarrel ! It's aye the cheapest lawyer's fee To taste the barrel. Alake ! that e'er my Muse has reason To wyte her countrymen wi' treason ! But monie daily weet their weason Wi' liquors nice, An' hardly, in a winter's season. E'er spier her price, Wae worth that brandy burning trash ! Fell source o' monie a pain an' brash, Twins monie a poor, doylt, drunken hash, O' half his days. An' sends, beside, auld Scotland's cash To her warst faes. Ye Scots, wha wish auld Scotland well ! Ye chief, to you my tale I tell, Poor plackless deevils like mysel ! It sets you ill, Wi' bitter, dearthfu' wines to niell, Or foreign gill. May gravels round his blather wrench, An' gouts torment him inch t)y inch. Who twists his grunt le wi' a glunch O' sour disdain. Out owre a glass o' vhisky punch Wi' honest men. Whisky ; saul o' plays an' pranks ! Accept a Bardie's humble thanks! When wanting thee, what tuneless cranks Are my poor verses! Thou comes — they rattle i' their ranks At ither' s a — s ! ♦ Bvrnetcin — burn-the-wind — the Blacksmith— an appropriate title. E. BURNS' POEMS. Thee, FerintosJi! O sadly lost! Scotland, lament frae coast to coast ! Now colic grips, an' barkin hoast May kill us a'; For royal Forbes' charter' d boast Is ta'en awa! Thae curst horse-leeches o' the Excise, Wha mak the Whisky St ells their prize ! Haud up thy han', Deil ! ance, twice, thrice ! There, seize the blinkers ! And bake them up in brunstane pies For poor d — n'd drinkers. Fortune ! if thoull but gie me still Hale breeks, a scone and Whisky gill, An' rowth o' ryme to rave at will, Tak a' the rest, An' deal't about as thy blind skill Directs thee best. THE AUTHOR S EARNEST CRY AND PRAYER* TO THE SCOTCH REPRESENTATIVES IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS. Dearest of Distillation ! last and best — ^ How art thou lost 1— Parody on Milton. Ye Irish Lords, ye Knights an' Squires, Wha represent our brughs an' shires, An' doucely manage our affairs In parliament, To you a simple Poet's prayers Are humbly sent. Alas ! my roupet Muse is hearse ! Your honors' hearts wi' grief 'twad pierce, To see her sittin on her a — Low i' the dust. An' scriechin out prosaic verse, An' like to brust ! Tell them wha hae the chief direction, Scotland an' me's in great affliction. E'er sin' they laid that curst restriction. On Aquavitce; An' rouse them up to strong conviction. An' move their pity. Stand forth, an' tell yon Premier Youth, The honest, open, naked truth : Tell him o' mine an' Scotland's drouth, His servants humble I The muckle deevil blaw ye south, If ye dissemble ! Does ony great man glunch an' gloom ? Speak out, an' never fash your thumb ! Let posts an' pensions sink or soom Wi' them wha grant 'em : If honestly they canna come. Far better want 'em. In gath'ring votes you were na slack ; Now stand as tightly by your tack ; * This was written before the act anent the Scotch Distilleries, of session 17S6; for which Scotland and the Author return their most grateful thanks. Ne'er claw your lug, an' fidge your back, An' hum an' haw ; But raise your arm, an' tell your crack Before them a'. Paint Scotland greeting owre her thrissle Her mutchkin stoop as toom's a whissle : An' d — mn'd Excisemen in a bussle. Seizin a Stell, Triumphant crushin't like a mussel. Or lampit shell. Then on the tither hand present her, A blackguard Smuggler right behint her, An' cheek-for-chow, a chuffie Vintner, Colleaguing join, Picking her pouch as bare as winter Of a' kind coin. Is there, that bears the name o' Scot, But feels his heart's bluid rising hot. To see his poor auld Mither's pot Thus dung in staves, An' plunder 'd o' her hindmost groat By gallows knaves ? Alas! I'm but a nameless wight, Trode i' the mire clean out o' sight ; But could I like MontgorrCries fight, Or gab like Boswell; There's some sark-necks I wad draw tight An' tie some hose well. God bless your Honors, can ye see't, The kind, auld, cantie Carlin greet, An' no get warmly to your feet, An' gar them hear it, An' tell them wi' a patriot heat. Ye winna bear it ! Some o' you nicely ken the laws, To round the period, an' pause. An' wi' rhetoric clause on clause To mak harangues ; Then echo thro' Saint Stephen's wa's Auld Scotland's wrangs. Dempster, a true blue Scot, I'se warran ; The aith-detesting, chaste Kilkerran ;* An' that glib-gabbet Highland Baron, The Laird o' Graham,f An' ane, a chap that's d — m'nd auldfarran, Dundas his name. Erskine, a spunkie Norland billie ; True Campbells, Frederic an' Hay ; An' Livingstone, the bauld Sir Willie ; An' monie ithers Whom auld Demosthenes or Tully Might own for brithers. Arouse, my boys ! exert your mettle. To get auld Scotland back her kettle ; Or faith • I'll wad my new pleugh-pettle, Ye'll see't, or lang, She'll teach you, wi' a reekin whittle, Anither sang. This while she's been in crankous mood, Her lost Militia fired her bluid ; (Deil na they never mair do guid, Play'd her that pliskie !) An' now she's like to rin red-wud About her Whisky. * Sir Adam Ferguson. E. t The present Duke of Montrose. (1800) B URNS' POEMS. An' L — d, if ance they pit her till't, Her tartan petticoat she'll kilt, An' durk an' pistol at her belt, She'll tak the streets. An' rin her whittle to the hilt, r th' first she meets I For G — d sake. Sirs ! then speak her fair, An' straik her cannie wi' the hair, An' to the muckle house repair, Wi' instant speed, An' strive wi' a' your Wit and Lear, To get remead. Yon ill-tongu'd tinkler, Charlie Fox, May taunt you wi' his jeers an' mocks : But gie him't het, my hearty cocks ! E'en cowe the caddie ; An' send him to his dicing box An' sportin lady. Tell yon guid bluid o' auld Boconnock's, I'll be his debt twa mashlum bonnocks. An' drink his health in auld Na7ise TinnocTt's* Nine times a- week, If he some scheme, like tea an' winnock's, Wad kindly seek. Could he some commutation broach, I'll pledge my aith in guid braid Scotch, He need na fear their tbul reproach Nor erudition, Yon mixtie-maxtie queer hotch-potch, The Coalitio?i. Auld Scotland has a raucle tongue ; She's just a devil wi' a rung ; An' if she promise auld or young To tak their part, Tho' by the neck she should be strung, She'll no desert. An' now, ye chosen Five-and- Forty, May still your Mither's heart support ye ; Then, though a Minister grow dorty. An' kick your place, Ye' 11 snap your fingers, poor an' hearty. Before his face. God bless your Honors a' your days, Wi' sowps o' kail and brats o' claise. In spite o' a' the thievish kaes, That haunt Si. Jamie' s^ Your humble Poet sings an' prays While Rah his name is. POSTSCRIPT. Let half-starv'd slaves, in warmer skies. See future wines, rich clust'ring, rise ; Their lot auld Scotland ne'er envies, But biythe and frisky, She eyes her freeborn, martial boys, Tak aft' their Whisky. What tho' their Phoebus kinder warms, While fragrance blooms and beauty charms ; When wretches range, in famishd swarms. The scented groves, Or hounded forth, dishonor arms In hungry droves. • A worthy old Hostess of the Author's in Mauchline, where he sometimes studied Politics over a glass of guid auld Scotch Drink. Their gun's a burden on their shouther. They downa bide the stink o' powther; Their bauldest thought's a hunk' ring swither To Stan' or rin. Till skelp — a shot — they're aflf, a' throwther. To save their skin. But bring a Scotsman frae his hill. Clap in his cheek a Higland gill, Say, such is royal George's will, An' there's the foe. He has nae thought but how to kill Twa at a blow. Nae cauld, faint-hearted doubtings teas him; Death comes, wi' fearless eye he sees him; Wi' bluidy hand a welcome gies him : An' when he fa's, His latest draught o' breathin lea'es him In faint huzzas. Sages their solemn een may steek, An' raise a philosophic reek, And physically causes seek. In clime and season; But tell me Whisky's name in Greek, I'll tell the reason. Scotland, my auld, respected Mither ! Tho' whiles ye moistify your leather. Till whare ye sit, on craps o' heather, Ye tine your dam ; Freedom and Whisltygang thegither ! Tak aff your dram. THE HOLY FAIR.* A robe of seeming truth and trust Hid crafty Observation ; And secret hung, with poison'd crust, The dirk of Defamation : A mask that like the gorget show'd. Dye-varying on the pigeon ; And for a mantle large and broad, He wrapt him in Religion. Hypocrisy a-la-mode. I. Upon a simmer Sunday morn, When Nature's face is fair, I walked forth to view the corn, An' snuff" the caller air. The rising sun owre Galston muirs, Wi' glorious light was glintin ; The hares were hirplin down the furs. The lav'rocks they were chantin Fu' sweet that day. II. As Hghtsomely I glowr'd abroad, To see a scene sae gay, Three Hizzies, early at the road, Cam skelpin up the way ; Twa had manteeles o' dolefu' black. But ane wi' lyart lining ; The third, that gaed a wee a-back, Was in the fasnion shining Fu' gay that day. III. The twa appear'd like sisters twin. In feature, form, an' claes ! * Holy Fair is a common phrase in the West of 6cot> land for a Sacramental occasion. BURNS' POEMS. Their visage, wither'd, lang, an' thin, An' sour as ony slaes : The tJdrd cam up, hap-step-an'-lowp, As light as ony lambie, An' wi' a curchie low did stoop, As soon as e'er she saw me, Fu' kind that day. IV. Wi' bannet aff, quoth I, " Sweet lass, I think ye seem to ken me ; I'm sure I've seen that bonnie face, But yet I canna name ye." Quo' she, an' laughin as she spak, An' taks me by the hands, "Ye, for my sake, hae gi'en the feck Of a' the ten commands A screed some day. V. " My name is Fun — your cronie dear, The nearest friend ye hae ; An' this is Suverstitioji here. An' that's Hypocrisy. I'm gaun to********* Holy Fair, To spend an hour in daffin : Gin ye'll go there, yon runkl'd pair, We will get famous laughin At them this day." VI. Quoth I, " With a' my heart, I'll do't: I'll get my Sunday's sark on. An' meet you on the holy spot ; Faith, we'se hae fine rernarkin !" Then I gaed hame at crowdie-time, An' soon I made me ready ; For roads were clad, frae side to side, Wi' monie a wearie body. In droves that day. VII. Here farmers gash, in ridin graith, Gaed hodden by their cotters; There, swankies young, in braw braid- claith, Are springin o'er the gutters. The lassies, skelpin barefit, thrang, In silks an' scarlets glitter ; Wi' sweet-milk cheese, in monie a whang, An' farls bak'd wi' butter Fu' crump that day. VIII. When by the plate we set our nose, Weel heaped up wi' ha'pence, A greedy glowr Black Bonnet throws, An' we maun draw our tippence. Then in we go to see the show, On ev'ry side they're gathrin, Some carrying dales, some chairs an' stools. An' some are busy blethrin Right loud that day. IX. Here stands a shed to fend the show'rs, An' screen our kintra Gentry, There, racer Jess, an' twa-three wh-res, Are blinkin at the entry. Here sits a row of tittlin jades, Wi' heaving breast and bare neck An' there a batch of wabster lads. Blackguarding frae K ck For fun this day. Here some are thinkin on their sins, An' some upo' their claes ; Ane curses feet that fyl'd his shins, Anither sighs an' prays : On this hand sits a chosen swatch, Wi' screw'd up grace-proud faces ; On that a set o' chaps at watch, Thrang winkin on the lasses To chairs that day. XI. happy is that man an' blest ! Nae wonder that it pride him ! Whase ain dear lass, that he likes best, Comes clinkin down beside him ! Wi' arm repos'd on the chair back, He sweetly does compose him ! Which, by degrees, slips round her neck, An's loof upon her bosom Unken'd that day. XII. Now a' the congregation o'er. Is silent expectation ; For ****** speels the holy door, Wi' tidings o' d-mn-t — n. Should Hornie, as in ancient days, 'Mang sons o' G — present him, The vera sight o' *****'§ face, To's ain het hame had sent him Wi' fright that day. XIII. Hear how he clears the points o' faith, Wi' ratlin an' wi' thumpin ! Now meekly calm, now wild in wrath. He's stampin an' he's junipin ! His lengthen'd chin, his turn'd up snout. His eldritch squeel and gestures. Oh how they fire the heart devout. Like cantharidian plasters. On sic a day ! XIV. But, hark ! the te7it has chang'd its voice , There's peace an' rest nae langer: For a' the real judges rise, They canna sit ior anger. ***** opens out his cauld harangues. On practice and on morals ; An' aff the godly pour in thrangs, To gie the jars an' barrels A Hft that day. XV. What signifies his barren shine Of moral pow'rs and reason? His English style, an' gesture fine. Are a' clean out o' season. Like Socrates or Antonine, Or some auld pagan Heathen, The moral man he does define. But ne'er a word o' faith in That's right that day. XVI. In guid time comes an antidote Against sic poisoii'd nostrum ; BURNS' POEMS. For ****** *, frae the water-fit, Ascends the holy rostrum : See, up he's got the word o' G — , An' meek an' mim has view'd it. While Common-Sense has ta'en the road, An' aff, an' up the Cowgate,* Fast, iast, that day. XVII. We ***** *^ niest, the Guard relieves. An' Orthodoxy raibles, Tho' in his heart he weei beheves. An' thinks it auld wives' fables : But, faith ! the birkie wants a Manse, So, cannily he hums them ; Altho' his carnal wit an' sense Like hafflins-ways o'ercomes him At times that day. XVIII. Now butt an' ben, the Change-house fills, Wi' yill-caup Commentators ; Here's crying out for bakes and gills. An' there the pint stowp clatters ; While thick an' thrang, an' loud an' lang, Wi' Logic an' wi' Scripture, They raise a din, that in the end. Is like to breed a rupture O' wrath that day. XIX. Leeze me on Drink ! it gies us mair Than either School or College: It kindles wit, it waukens lair. It pangs us fou o' knowledge. Be't whisky gill, or penny wheep» Or ony stronger potion. It never fails on drinking deep, To kittle up our notion By night or day. XX. The lads an' lasses blythely bent To mind baith saul an' body, Sit round the table weel content, An' steer about the toddy. On this ane's dress, an' that ane's leuk, They're making observations ; While some are cozie i' the neuk, An' formin assignations. To meet some day, XXI. But now the L — d's ain trumpet touts. Till a' the hills are rairin. An' echoes back return the shouts : Black IS na sparm : His piercing words, like Highland swords. Divide the joints an' marrow ; His talk o' H-U, where devils dwell. Our very sauls does harrow t Wi' fright that day. XXIL A vast, unbottom'd, boundless pit, Fill'd fou o' lowin brunstane, Whase ragin flame, an' scorchin heat. Wad melt the hardest whun-stane ! The half asleep start up wi' fear. An' think they hear it roarin, * A street so called, which faces the tent in — . t Shakspeare's Hamlet. When presently it docs appear, 'Twas but some ncebor snorin Asleep that day. xxni. 'Twad be owre lang a tale, to tell How monie stories past. An' how they crowded to the yill When they were a' dismist ; How drink gaed round, in cogs an' caups, Amang the furms an' benclies ; An' cheese an' bread frae women's laps, Was dealt about in lunches, An' dawds that day. XXIV. In comes a gaucie gash Guidwife, An' sits down by the fire, Syne draws her kebbuck an' her knife, The lasses they are shyer. The auld Guidmen about the grace, Frae side to side they bother. Till some ane by his bonnet lays, An' gi'es them't like a tether, Fu' lang that day. XXV. Waesucks ! for him that gets nae lass, Or lasses that hae naething ! Sma' need has he to say a grace. Or melvie his braw claithing ! O wives, be mindfu', ance yoursel, How bonnie lads ye wanted, An' dinna, for a kebbuck-heel, Let lasses be afironted On sic a day ! XXVI. Now Clinkumbell, wi' rattlin tow, Begins to jow an' croon ; Some swagger hame, the best they dow, Some wait the afternoon. At slags the billies halt a blink, Till lasses strip their shoon: Wi' faith an' hope an' love an' drink, They're a' in famous tune. For crack that day. XXVII. How monie hearts this day converts O' sinners and o' lasses ! Their hearts o' stane, gin night are gane. As saft as ony flesh is. There's some are fou o' love divine ; There's some are fou o' brandy ; An' monie jobs that day begin, May end in Houghmagandie Some other day. DEATH AND DR. HORNBOOK. A TRUE STORY. Some books are lies frae end to end. And some great lies were never penn'd, Ev'n Ministers, they hae been kenn'd In holy rapture, A rousing whid, at times to vend, And nail't wi' Scripture. But this that I am gaun to tell Which lately on a night befel, 8 BURNS' POEMS Is just as true's the Deil's in h-U Or Dublin city: That e'er he nearer comes oursel 'S a muckle pity. The Clachan yill had made me canty, I was na fau, but just had plenty ; I stacher'd whyles, but yet took tent ay To free the ditches ; An' hillocks, stanes, an' bushes, kenn'd ay Frae ghaists an' witches. The rising moon began to glow'r The distant Cumnock hills out-owre : To count her horns, wi' a' my pow'r, I set mysel ; But whether she had three or four, I cou'd na tell. I was come round about the hill, And toddlin down on Willie's mill, Setting my staff wi' a' my skill, To keep me sicker ; Tho' leeward whyles, against my will, T took a bicker. I there wi' Something did forgather, That put me in an eerie swither ; An awfu' sithe, out-owre ae showther, Clear-dangling, hang; A three-tae'd leister on the ither Lay, large an' lang. Its stature seem'd lang Scotch ells twa. The queerest shape that e'er I saw, For fient a wame it had ava ! And then, its shanks. They were as thin, as sharp an' sma' As cheeks o' branks. " Guid-een," quo' I ; " Friend ! hae ye been mawm, When ither folk are busy sawin ?"* It seem'd to mak a kind o' stan'. But naethins: spak; At length, says I, " Friend, whare ye gaun, Will ye go back?" It spak right howe, — " My name is Death, But be na fley'd."-— Quoth I, " Guid faith. Ye' re may be come to siap my breath ; But tent me, billie: I red ye weel, tak care o' skaith. See, there's a gully !" " Guidman," quo he, " put up your whittle, I'm no designed to try its mettle ; But if I did, I wad be kittle To be mislear'd, I wad na mind it, no, that spittle Out-ower my beard." "Weel, weel !" says I, " a bargain be't ; Come, gies your hand, an' sae we're gree't ; We'll ease our shanks an' tak a seat, Come, gies your news ; This while t ye hae been monie a gate At monie a house." "Ay, ay !" quo' he. an' shook his head, " It's e'en a lang, lang time indeed Sin' I began to nick the thread. An' choke the breath ; Folk maun do something for their bread, An' sae maun Death. ♦This rencounter happ med in seed-time, 1785. f An epidemical fever was then raging in that country. " Sax thousand years are near hand fled Sin' I was to the hutching bred. An' monie a scheme in vain's been laid. To stap or scar me ; Till one' Hornbook's* ta'en up the trade. An' faith, he'll waur me. " Ye ken Jock Hornbook V the Clachan, Deil mak his king's-hood in a spleuchan • He's grown sae well acquaint wi' Buchanf An' ither chaps, That weans haud out their fingers laughin, And pouk my hips. " See, here's a sithe, and there's a dart, They hae pierc'd mony a gallant heart ; But Doctor Hornbook, wi' his art. And cursed skill. Has made them baith not worth a f — t, Damn'd haet they'll kill. " 'Twas but yestreen, nae farther gaen, I threw a noble throw at ane, Wi' less, I'm sure, I've hundreds slain; But deil-ma-care. It just play'd dirl up the bane, But did nae mair. ^^Hornbook was by, wi' ready art. And had sae fortify'd the part. That when I looked to my dart, It was sae blunt, Fient haet o't wad hae pierc'd the heart Of a kail-runt. " I drew my sithe in sic a fury, I nearhand cowpit wi' my hurry, But the bauld Apothecary Withstood the shock ; I might as weel hae try'd a quarry O' hard whin rock. " Ev'n them he canna get attended, Altho' their face he ne'er had kend it, Just in a kail-blade, and send it, As soon he smells't, Baith their disease, and what will mend it At once he tells't. "And then a' doctors' saws and whittles. Of a' dimensions, shapes, an' mettles, A' kinds o' boxes, mugs, an' bottles. He's sure to hae ; Their Latin names as fast he rattles As A B C. " Calces o' fossils, earth, and trees ; True Sal-marinum o' the seas ; The Farina of beans and pease. He has't in plenty ; Aqua-fortis, what you please. He can content ye. " Forbye some new, uncommon weapons, Urinus Spiritus of capons ; Or Mite-horn shavings, filings, scrapings, Distill'd per se ; Sal-alkaU o' Midge-tail-clippings, And monie mae." "Waes me for Johnny Ged's Hole now," Quo' I, "if that the news be true ! * This e:entleman, Dr. Horvbook, is, professionally, a brother of the Sovereii^n Order of the Ferula ; but, by intuition and inspiration, is at once an Apothecary, Sur?eon,and Physician. I Buchan's Domestic Medicine. t The grave-di?ger. BURNS' POEMS, 9 His braw calf- ward whare gowans grew, Sae white and bonnie, Nae doubt they'll rive it wi' the plew ; They'll ruin Johnnie/''^ The creature grain'd an eldritch laugh, And says, " Ye need na yoke the pleugh, Kirkyards will soon be tilTd eneugh, Tak ye nae fear : They'll a' be trench'd wi' monie a sheugh In twa-three year. " Whare I kill'd ane a fair sfrae-death, By loss o' blood or want o' breath, This night I'm free to tak my aith. That Hornhook''s skill Has clad a score i' their last claith, By drap an' will. "An honest Wabster to his trade, Whase wife's twa nieves were scarce wee bred, Gat tippence-worth to mend her head, When it was sair ; The wife slade cannie to her bed, But ne'er spak mair. **A kintra Laird hadta'en the batts, Or some curmurring in his guts, His only son for Hornbook sets, An' pays him well. The lad, for twa guid gimmer pets. Was laird himsel. **A bonnie lass, ye kend her name. Some ill-brewn drink had hov'd her wame, She trusts hersel, to hide the shame, In Hor7ibook"s care ; Horn sent her afFto her lang hame, To hide it there. " That's just a swatch o' Hornbook's way ; Thus goes he on from day to day, Thus does he poison, kill, an' slay, An's weel paid for't ; Yet stops me o' my lawfu' prey, Wi' his d-mn'd dirt. " But, hark! I'll tell you of a plot, Tho' dinna ye be speaking o't ; I'll nail the self-conceited Scot, As dead's a herrin : Niest time we meet, I'll wad a groat. He gets his fairin !' But just as he began to tell, The auld kirk-hammer strak the bell Some wee short hour ayont the twal, Which rais'd us baith : I took the way that pleas'd mysel. And sae did Death. THE BRIGS OF AYR, A POEM. Inscribed to J. B*********, Esq. AVB. The simple Bard, rough at the rustic plough. Learning his tuneful trade from every bough. The chanting linnet, or the mellow thnish, Hailing the setting sun, sweet, in the green thorn bush ; The soaring lark, the perching red-breast shrill, Or deep-ton'd plovers, gray, wild-whistling o'er the hill ; Shall he, nurst in the peasant's lowly shed, To hardy Independence bravely bred. By early Poverty to hardship steel'd. And train'd to arms in stern Misfortune's field, Shall he be guilty of their hireling crimes, The servile mercenary Swiss of rhymes? Or labor hard the panegyric close, With all the venal soul of dedicating Prose ? No ! though his artless strains he rudely sings, And throws his hand uncouthly o'er the strings, He glows with all the spirit of the Bard. Fame, honest fame, his great, his dear reward. Still, if some Patron's gen'rous care he trace, Skill'd in the secret, to bestow with grace ; When J3********* befriends his humble name, And hands the rustic stranger up to fame. With heart-felt throes his grateful bosom swells, The godlike bliss, to give, alone excels. 'Twas when the stacks get on their winter-hap. And thack and rape secure the toil-won crap; Potatoe-bings are snugged up frae skaith Of coming Winter's biting, frosty breath ; The bees, rejoicing o'er their summer toils, Unnumber'd buds an' flowers' delicious spoils. Seal'd up with frugal care in massive waxen piles, Are doom'd by man, that tyrant o'er the weak. The death o' devils smoor'd wi' brimstone reek' The thundering guns are heard on every side, The wounded coveys, reeling, scatter wide; The feather'd field-mates, bound by Nature's tie. Sires, mothers, children, in one carnage lie: (What warm, poetic heart, but inly bleeds. And execrates man's savage, ruthless deeds !) Nae mair the flower in field or meadow springs , Nae mair the grove with airy concert rings. Except perhaps the Robin's whistling glee. Proud o' the height o' some bit half-lang tree: The hoary morns precede the sunny days. Mild, calm, serene, wide spreads the noon-tide blaze. While thick the gossamour waves wanton in the rays. 'Twas in that season, when a simple bard, Unknown and poor, simplicity's reward ; Ae night, within the ancient brugh of Ayr, By whim inspir'd, or haply prest wi'care ; He left his bed, and took his wayward route, And down by Simpfto?i's* wheel'd the left about : (Whether impell'd by all-directing Fate, To witness what I after shall narrate ; Or whether, rapt in meditation high. He wander'd out he knew not where nor why :) The drowsy Dungeon-clocki had number'd two, And Wallace Toxverf had sworn the fact was true. The tide-swol'n Firth with sullen sounding roar, Through the still night dash'd hoarse along the shore : All else was hush'd as Nature's closed e'e ; The silent moon shone high o'er tower and tree : The chilly frost, beneath the silver beam. Crept, gently crusting, o'er the glittering stream! When, lo ! on either hand the list'ning Bard, The clanging sugh of whistling wings is heard ; Two dusky forms dart thro' the midnight air. Swift as the GosX drives on the wheeling hare; Ane on th' Atdd Brig his airy shape uprears, The ither flutters o'er the risinf! piers : Our warlock Rhymer instantly descry 'd * A noted tavern at the Auld Bri"; end. ■f The two steeples. | The gos-hawk, or falcon. 10 BURNS' POEMS. The Sprites that owre the Brigs of Ayr, preside. (That Bards are second-sighted is nae joke, And ken the lingo of the sp'ritual fo'k; Fays, spunkies, Kelpies, a\ they can explain them, And ev'n the very deils they brawly ken them.) Auld Brig appeared of ancient Pictishrace, The vera wrinkles Gothic in his face ; He seem'd as he wi' Time had warstPd lang;, Yet teughly doure, he bade an unco bang. New Brig was buskit in a braw new coat. That he, at Lon'on, frae ane Adams, got ; In's hand five taper staves as smooth's a bead, Wi' virls and whirlygigums at the head. The Goth was stalking round with anxious search, Spying the time-worn flaws in ev'ry arch ; It chanc'd his new-come neebor took his e'e, And e'en a vex'd and angry heart had he ! Wi' thieveless sneer to see his modish mien, He, down the water, gies him this guideen : — AULD BRIG. I doubt na, frien', yell think ye're nae sheep shank, Ance ye were streekit o'er frae bank to bank, But gin ye be a brig as auld as me, Tho' faith that day, I doubt ye'U never see. There'll be, if that date come, I'll wad a boddle, Some fewer whigmeleeries in your noddle. NEW BRIG. Auld Vandal, ye but show your little mense. Just much about it wi' your scanty sense ; Will your poor, narrow foot-path of a street, Where twa wheel-barrows tremble when they meet. Your ruin'd, formless bulk o' stane an' lime. Compare wi' bonnie Briga o' modern time ? There's men o' taste would tak the Ducat- stream* Tho' they should cast the very sark an' swim, Ere they would grate their feelings wi' the view Of sic an ugly Gothic hulk as you. AULD BRIG. Conceited gowk ! puflTd up wi' windy pride! This monie a year I've stood the flood an' tide ; And tho' wi' crazy eild I'm sair forfairn, I'll be a Brig, when ye're a shapeless cairn! As yet ye little ken about the matter. But twa-three winters will inform you better, When heavy, dark, continued, a'-day rains, Wi' deepening deluges o'erflow the plains; When from the hills where springs the brawl- ing Coil, Or stately Lugar''s mossy fountains boil, Or where the Greenock winds his moorland course, Or haunted Garpalf draws his feeble source, Arous'd by blust'ring winds an' spotting thowes-. In mony a torrent down his sna-broo rowes ; While crashing ice, borne on the roaring speat, Sweeps dams, an' mills, an' brigs, a' to the gate ; And from Glenbuck.X down to the Rottonkey,% Auld Ayr is just one lengthen'd, tumbling sea ; * A noted ford, just above the Auld Brig. t The banks of Garpal Water is one of the few places in the West of Scotland, where those fanry- Bcarini? beinjrs, known by the name of Qhaists, still Gontinue pertinaciously to inhabit. X The source of the river Ayr. ^ A small landing-place ibove the large key. Then down ye'U hurl, deil nor ye never rise ! And dash the gumlie jaups up to the pouring skies: A lesson sadly teaching, to your cost. That Architecture's noble art is lost ! NEW BRIG. Fine Architecture, trowth, I needs must say o't! The L — d be thankit that we've tint the gate o't! Gaunt, ghastly, ghaist-allurmg edifices. Hanging with threat'ning jut, like precipices; O'er arching, mouldy, gloom-inspiring coves, Supporting roofs fantastic, stony groves: Windows and doors, in nameless scuplture drest, With order, symmetry, or taste, unblest; Forms like some bedlam statuary's dream,— The craz'd creations of misguided whim; Forms might be worship' d on the bended knee, And still the second dread command be free, Their Ukeness is not found on earth, in air, or sea. Mansions that would disgrace the building taste Of any mason, reptile, bird, or beast ; Fit only for a doited Monkish race. Or frosty maids forsworn the dear embrace. Or cuifs of later times, wha held the notion That sullen gloom was sterling true devotion ; Fancies that our guid Brugh denies protection, And soon may they expire, unblest with resur- rection I AULD BRIG. O ye, my dear-remember'd, ancient yealings, Were ye but here to share my wounded feel- ings ! Ye worthy Proveses, an' mony a Bailie, Wha in the paths o' righteousness did toil ay ; Ye dainty Deacons, and ye douce Conveeners, To whom our moderns are but causey-clean- ers; Ye godly Councils wha hae blest this town ; Ye godly Brethren of the sacred gown, Wha meekly gie your hurdies to the smiters; And (what would now be strange) ye godly Writers: A' ye douce folk I've borne aboon the broo, Were ye but here, what would ye say or do ? How would your spirits groan in deep vexation. To see each melancholy alteration ; And, agonizing, curse the time and place When ye begat the base, degen'rate race ! Nae langer Rev'rend Men, their country's glory. In plain braid Scots hold forth a plain braid story I Nae langer thrifty Citizens, an' douce. Meet owre a pint, or in the Council-house ; But staumrel, corky-headed, graceless Gentry, The herryment and ruin of the country — Men, three-parts made by I'ailors and by Bar- bers, Wha waste your well-hain'd gear on d — d new Brigs and Harbors I NEW BRIG. Now baud you there ! for faith ye've said enough. And niuckle mair than ye can mak to through. As for your priesthood, I shall say but little, Corbies and Clergy are a shot right kittle : But under favor o' your langer beard, BURNS' POEMS 11 Abuse o' Magistrates might wee. be spar'd : To liken them to your auld-warld squad, I must needs say, comparisons are odd. In Ayr, Wag-wits nae mair can hae a handle To mouth "a Citizen,'^ a term o' scandal: Nae mair the Council waddles down the street, In all the pomp of ignorant conceit ; Men wha grew wise priggin owre hdps an' rai- sins, Or gather'd lib'ral views in Bonds and Seisins. If haply Knowledge, on a random tramp, Had shor'd them with a glimmer of his lamp. And would to Common-sense, for once betray'd them. Plain, dull Stupidity stept kindly in to aid them. What farther clishmaclaver might been said, What bloody wars, if Sprites had blood to ?hed, No man can tell ; but all before their sight, A fairy train appear'd in order bright : Adown the glittering stream they featly danc'd ; Bright to the moon their various dresses glanc'd : They footed o'er the watry glass so neat, The infant ice scarce bent beneath their feet : While arts of Minstrelsy among them rung, And soul-ennobling Bards heroic ditties sung. O had M'' Lauchlan,* thairm-inspiring Sage, Been there to hear this heavenly band engage. When thro' his dear Strathspeys they bore with Highland rage. Or when they struck old Scotia's melting airs, The lover's raptur'd joys or bleeding cares ; How would his Highland lug been nobler tir'd. And ev'n his matchless hand with finer touch inspir'd I No guess could tell what instrument appear'd. But all the soul of Music's self was heard ; Harmonious concert rung in every part. While simple melody pour'd moving on the heart. The Genius of the Stream in front appears, A venerable Chief advanc'd m years ; His hoary head with water-lilies crown'd — His manly leg with garter tangle bound. Next came the loveliest pair in all the ring, Sweet Female Beauty, hand in hand with Spring; Then, crown'd with flow'ry hay, came rural Joy, And Summer, with his fervid-beaming eye: All-cheering Plenty, with her flowing horn. Led yellow Autumn wreaih'd with nodding corn ; Then Winter's time-bleach'd locks did hoary show. By hospitality with cloudless brow. Next tollow'd Courage with his martial stride. From where the Feal wild-woody coverts hide ; Benevolence, with mild, benignant air, A female form, came from the tow'rs of Stair: Learning and Worth in equal measures trode. From simple Catrine, their long-lov'd abode : Last, white-rob'd Peace, crown'd with a hazel wreath, To rustic Agriculture did bequeath The broken iron instruments of death ; At sight of whom our Sprites forgat their kindling wrath. ♦ A well known performer of Scottish music on the violin. THE ORDINATION. For sense they little owe to Frugal Heaven — To please the Mob they hide the little given. I. Kilmarnock Wabsters fidge an' claw, An' pour your creeshie nations ; An' ye wha leather rax an' draw. Of a' denominations. Swith to the Laigh Kirk, ane an' a', An' there tak up your stations; Then afi'to B-gb—'s in a raw. An' pour divine libations For joy this day. II. Curst Common Sense, that imp o' h-11, Cam in wi' Maggie Lauder;* But O ****** * aft made her yell, An' R * * * * * sair misca'd her ; This day M' ****** * takes the flail, And he's the boy will blaud her! He'll clap a shangari on her tail. An' set the bairns to daub her Wi' dirt this day. in. Mak haste an' turn king David owre, An' lilt wi' holy clangor O' double verse come gie us four, An' skirl up the Bangor : This day the kirk kicks up a stoure, Nae mair the knaves shall wrang her, For Heresy is in her pow'r. An' gloriously shall whang her Wi' pith this day. IV. Come, let a proper text be read, An, touch it afTwi' vigor, How graceless Hamf leugh at his Dad, Which made Canaan a nigger ; Or Phijiehast drove the murdering blade, Wi' wh-re-abhorring rigor ; Or Zi-p-porah,^ the scauldin jade. Was like a bluidy tiger r th' inn that day. V. There, try his mettle on the creed, And bind him down wi' caution, That Stipend is a carnal weed He taks but for the fashion ; An gie him o'er the flock, to feed. And punish each transgression ; Especial, rams that cross the breed, Gie them sufficient threshin. Spare them nae day. VI. Now auld Kilmarnock, cock thy tail. And toss thy horns fu' canty; Nae mair thou'lt rowte out-owre the dale, Because thy pasture's scanty; For laptu's large o' gospel kail Shall fill thy crib in plenty, An' ru7its o' grace the pick an' wale No gi'en by way o' dainty, But ilka day. * Alluding to a scoffing ballad which was made on the admission of the late Reverend and worthy Mr. L. to the Laiuh Kirk. + Gen. ix. 22. J Num. ixv. 8. $ Exod. iv. 25. 12 BURNS' POEMS VII. Nae mair by Babel's streams we'll weep, To think upon our Zio7i ; And hing our fiddles up to sleep, Like baby-clouts a-dryin : Come, screw the pegs wi' tunefu' cheep, And o'er the thairms be tryin; Oh, rare ! to see our elbucks weep, An' a' hke lamb-tails flyin Fu' fast this day! VIII. Lang Patronage, wi' rod o' aim. Has shor'd the Kirk's undoin, As lately F-nva-ck sair forfairn. Has proven to its ruin : Our Patron, honest man! Glencairn, He saw mischief was brewin ; And like a godly elect bairn. He's wal'd us out a true ane, And sound this day. IX. Now R******* harangue nae mair. But steek your gab forever: Or try the wicked town of A * * , For there they'll think you clever; Or, nae reflection on your lear, Ye may commence a Shaver; Or to the N-th-rt-n repair, And turn a Carpet-weaver AfT-hand this day. M * * * * * and you were just a match. We never had sic twa drones : Auld Hornie did the Laigh Kirk watch, Just like a winkin baudrons ; And ay' he catch'd the tither wretch, To fry them in his caudrons ; But now his honor maun detach, Wi' a' his brimstone squadrons, Fast, fast this day. XI. See, auld Orthodoxy's faes, She's swingein thro' the city: Hark, how the nine tail'd cat she plays — I vow it's unco pretty : There, Learning, with his Greekish face, Grunts out some Latin ditty ; And Common Sense is gaun, she says. To mak to Jamie Beattie Her 'plaint this day. XII. But there's Mortality himsel. Embracing all opinions; Hear, how he gies the tither yell. Between his twa companions; See, how she peels the skin an' fell, As ane were peelin onions I Now there — they're packed aff' to hell. And banish'd our dominions, Henceforth this day. XIIL O happy day I rejoice, rejoice ! Come bouse about the porter ! Morality's demure decoys Shall here nae mair find quarter : ]yj, ****** *^ R ***** are the boys. That Heresy can torture ; They'll gie her on a rape and hoyse. And cow her measure shorter By th' head some day. XIV. Come, bring the tither mutchkin in, And here's, for a conclusion, To every New Light* mother's son. From this time forth, Confusion ; If mair they deave us with their din, Or Patronage intrusion, We'll light a spunk, and, ev'ry skin, We'll rin them aff in fusion Like oil, some day. THE OALF. To THE Rev. Mr. — On his text— Malachi, ch. iv., ver. 2: "And they shall go forth, and grow up, like calves of the stall." Right, Sir ! your text I'll prove it true, Though Heretics may laugh ; For instance ; there's yoursel just now, God knows, an unco Calf! And should some Patron be so kind, As bless you wi' a kirk, I doubt na. Sir, but then we'll find, Ye're still as great a Stirk. But if the Lover's raptur'd hour Shall ever be your lot. Forbid it, ev'ry heavenly Power, You e'er should be a Slot ! Tho', when some kind connubial Dear, Your but-and-ben adorns, The like has been that you may wear A noble head of horns. And in your lug, most reverend James, To hear you roar and rowte, Few men o' sense will doubt your claims To rank amang the notvte. And when ye're number'd wi' the dead. Below a grassy hillock, Wi' justice they may mark your head — " Here lies a famous Bullock .'" ADDRESS TO THE DEIL. O Prince ! O Chief of many throned Powers, That led th' embattled Seraphim to w&i,— Milton, O THOU ! whatever title suit ther, Auld Hornie, Satan, Nick, or Clootie, Wha in yon cavern grim an' sootie, Clos'd under hatches, Spairges about the brunstane cootie. To scaud poor wretches. Hear me, auld Hangie, for a wee. An' let poor damned bodies be ; * JVcw Lisht is a cant phrase in the West of Scot- land, for those religious opinions which Dr. Tayloi, of Norwich, has defended so strenuously. BURNS' POEMS 13 I'm sure sma pleasure it can gie, E'en to a deil, To skelp an' scaud poor dogs like me, An' hear us squeal ! Great is thy pow'r, an' great thy fame ; Far kend and noted is thy name ; An' the' yon lowing heugh's thy hame, Thou travels far ; An' faith ! thou's heither lag nor lame, Nor blate nor scaur. Whyles, raging like a roarin lion, For prey, a' holes an' corners tryin ; Whyles on the strong-wing'd tempest flyin, Tirling the kirks ; Whyles, in the human bosom pryin, Unseen thou lurks. I've heard my reverend Grannie say, In lanely glens ye like to stray ; Or where auld-ruin'd castles, gray, Nod to the moon. Ye fright the nightly wand'rer's way, Wi' eldritch croon. When twilight did my Grannie summon To say her prayers, douse, honest woman, Aft yont the dyke she's heard you bummin, Wi' eerie drone ; Or, rustlin, thro' the boortrees comin, Wi' heavy groan. Ae dreary, windy, winter night, The stars shot down wi' sklentin light, Wi' you, mysel, I gat a fright, Ayont the lough ; Ye, like a rash-bush, stood in sight, Wi' waving sugh. The cudgel in my nieve did shake. Each bristl'd hair stood like a stake. When wi' an eldritch, stour, quaick — quaick- Amang the springs, Awa ye squatter'd, like a drake, On whistling wings. Let warlocks grim, an' wither'd hags, Tell how wi' you, on ragweed nags They skim the muirs, an' dizzy crags, Wi' wicked speed ; And in kirk yards renev*' their leagues, Owrehowkit dead. Thence kintra wives, wi' toil an' pain, May plunge an' plunge the kirn in vain; For, oh! the yellow treasure's ta'en By witching skill ; An' dawtit, twal-pint Hmvkie's gaen As yell's the Bill. Thence mystic knots mak great abuse, On young Guidman, fond, keen, an' crouse ; When the best wark-lume i' the house, By cantrip wit. Is instant made no worse a louse. Just at the bit. When thowes dissolve the snawy hoord. An' float the jinglin icy-boord. Then Water-kelpies haunt the foord. By your direction, An' nighted Trav'lers are allur'd To their destruction. An' aft your moss-traversing Spunhies Decoy the wight (hat late an' drunk is : The bleezin, curst, mischievous monkeys Delude his eyes, Till in some miry slough he sunk is. Ne'er mair to rise. When Masons'' mystic word an' grip In storms an' tempests raise you up, Some cock or cat your rage maun stop, Or, strange to tell! The youngest Brother ye wad whip AfT straught to hell ! Lang syne, in Eden^s bonnie yard, When youthfu' lovers first were pair'd. An' all the soul of love they shar'd. The raptur'd hour. Sweet on the fragrant, flow'ry swaird, In shady bow'r : Then you. ye auld, snic-drawing dog ! Ye came to Paradise incog, An' play'd on man a cursed brogue, (Black be your fa' !) An' gied the infant warld a shog, 'Maist ruin'd a'. D'ye mind that day, when in a bizz, Wi' reekit duds, an' reestit gizz. Ye did present your smoutie phiz, 'Mang better fo'k, An' sklented on the man of Uz Your spitefu' joke ? An' how ye gat him i' your thrall. An' brak him out o' house an' hall, While scabs an' blotches did him gall, Wi' bitter claw, An' low'd his ill-tongu'd, wicked Scawl, Was warst ava ? But a' your doings to rehearse, Your wily snares an' fechtin fierce. Sin' that day Michael^ did you pierce, Down to this time, Wad ding a' Lallan tongue, or Erse, In prose or rhyme. An' now, auld Cloots, I ken ye're thinkin A certain Bardie's rantin, drinkin. Some luckless hour will send him linkin, To your black pit; But, faith! he'll turn a corner jinkin, An' cheat you yet. But, fare-you-weel, auld Nickie-ben ! O wad ye tak a thought an' men' ! Ye aiblins might — I dinna ken — Still hae o. stake— I'm wae to think upo' yon den, Ev'n for your sake! THE DEATH AND DYING WORDS OF POOR MAILIE; THE author's only PET YOWE. AN UNCO MOUBNFU' TALE. As MaiJie, an' her lambs thegither, Were ae day nibbling on the tether. Upon her cloot she coost a hitch, An' owre she warsl'd in the ditch. *VideMilton, Book VI. 14 BURNS' POEMS. There, groaning, dying, she did He, When Hughoc* he cam doytin by. Wi' glowrin een, an' Hfted han's, Poor Hughoc hke a statue stan's ; He saw her days were near-hand ended, But, waes my heart ! he could na mend it! He gaped wide, but naething spak ! At length Poor Muilie silence brak. " O thou, whase lamentable face Appears to mourn my woetu' case ! My dying words attentive hear, An' bear them to my master dear. " Tell him, if e'er again he keep, As muckle gear as buy a sheep, O, bid him never tie them mair Wi' wicked strings o' hemp or hair ! But ca' them out to park or hill. An' let them wander at their will ; So may his flock increase, an' grow To scores o' lambs, an' packs o' woo' ! " Tell him, he was a master kin', An' ay was guid to me and mine ; An' now my dying charge I gie him, My helpless lambs I trust them wi' him. " O, bid him save their harmless lives, Frae dogs, an' tods, an' butchers' knives! But gie them guid cow-milk their fill, Till they be fit to fend themsel : An' tent them duly, e'en an' morn, W' teats o' hay an' rips o' corn. " An' may they never learn the gaets Of ither vile wanrestfu' pets ! To slink thro' slaps, an' reave an' steal, At stacks o' pease, or stocks o' kail. So may they, like their great forbears. For monie a year come ihro' the shears : So wives will gie them bits o' bread. An' bairns greet for them when they're dead. " My poor toop-lamb, my son an' heir, O, bid him breed him up wi' care I An', if he live to be a beast, To pit some havins in his breast ' An' warn him, what I winna name. To stay content wi' yowes at hame; An' no to rin an' wear his cloots. Like ither menseless, graceless brutes. " An, niest my yowie, silly thing, Gude keep thee frae a tether string ! O, may thou ne'er forgather up Wi' ony blastit, moorland toop; But ay keep mind to moop an' mell, Wi' sheep o' credit like thysel ! " And now, my bairns, wi' my last breath, I lea'e my blessin wi' you baith : An' when you think upo' your Mither, Mind to be kin' to ane anither. " Now, honest Hughoc, dinna fail, To tell my master a' my tale ; An' bid him burn this cursed tether, An', for thy pains, thou'se get my blather." This said, poor Mailie turn'd her head, An' clos'd her e'en amang the dead. ♦A neebor herd-callan. POOR MAILIE'S ELEGY. Lament in rhyme, lament in prose, Wi' saut tears trickling down your nose ; Our bardie's fate is at a close. Past a' remead; The last sad cape-stane of his woes; Poor Mailie's dead ! It's no the loss o' warl's gear. That could sae bitter draw the tear. Or mak our bardie, dowie, wear The mourning weed ; He's lost a friend and neebor dear. In Mailie dead. Thro' a' the town she trotted by him ; A lang half-mile she could descry him ; Wi' kindly bleat, when she did spy him. She ran wi' speed : A friend mair faithfu' ne'er cam nigh him. Than Mailie dead. I wat she was a sheep o' sense. An' could behave hersel wi' mense : I'll say't, she never brak a fence. Thro' thievish greed. Our bardie, lanely, keeps the spence Sin' Mailie^s dead. Or, if he wanders up the howe. Her living image in her yowe, Comes bleating to him. owre the knowe. For bits o' bread ; An' down the briny pearls rowe For Mailie dead. She was nae get o' moorland tips, Wi' tawted ket, an' hairy hips; For her forbears were brought in ship Frae yont the Tweed A bonnier ^eesA ne'er cross' d the cUps Than Mailie dead. Wae worth the man wha first did shape That vile, wanchancie thing — a rape ' It maks guid fellows grin an' gape, Wi' chokin dread ; An' Robin's bonnet wave wi' crape. For Mailie dead. O, a' ye bards on bonnie Poo7i ! An' wha on Ayr your chanters tune ! Come, join the melancholious croon O' Rohin's reed ! His heart will never get aboon ! His Mailie dead. TO J. S*** Friendship! mysterious cement of tb» soul ! Sweet'ner of life, and solder of society ! I owe thee much. Blair. Dear S****, the sleest paukie thief. That e'er attempted stealth or rief, Ye surely hae some warlock-breef Owre human hearts: For ne'er a bosom yet was prief Against your arts. BURNS' POEMS. 15 For me, I swear by sun an' moon, And ev'ry star that blinks aboon, Ye've cost me twenty pairo' shoon Just gaun to see you ; And ev'ry ither pair that's done, Mair ta'en Tm wi' you. That auld capricious carlin, Nature, To mak amends lor scriinpit stature, She's turn'd you aff, a human creature On her Jirst plan. And in her freaks, on ev'ry feature. She's wrote the Man. Just now I've ta'en the fit o' rhyme, My barmie noddle's working prime, My fancy yerkit up sublime Wr hasty summon : Hae ye a leisure-moment's time To hear what's comin ? Some rhyme, a neebor's name to lash; Some rhyme (vain thought !) for needfu' cash. Some rhyme to court the kintra clash, An' raise a din ; For me, an aim I never fash; I rhyme for fun. The star that rules my luckless lot, Has fated me the russet coat, An' damn'd my fortune to the groat ; But in requit, Has bless'd me wi' a random shot O' kintra wit. This while my notion's ta'en a sklent, To try my fate in guid black prent ; But still the mair I'm that way bent. Something cries, " Hoolie I red you, honest man, tak tent ! Ye' 11 shaw your folly. " There's ither poets, much your betters, Far seen m Greek, deep men o' letters, Hae thought they had ensur'd their debtors, A' future ages ; Now moths deform in shapeless tetters. The unknown pages." Then fareweel hopes o' laurel-boughs, To garland my poetic brows ! Henceforth I'll rove where busy ploughs Are whistling thrang. An' teach the lanely heights an' howes My rustic sang. I'll wander on, with tentless heed. How never-halting moments speed. Till fate shall snap the brittle thread. Then, all unknown, I'll lay me with the inglorious dead, Forgot and gone. But why o' death begin a tale ? Just now we're living sound and hale. Then top and maintop crowd the sail, Heave care o'er side! And large, before enjoyment's gale, Let's tak the tide. This life, sae far's I understand, Is a' enchanted, fairy land, Where pleasure is the magic wand. That wielded right, Maks hours, like minutes, hand in hand, Dance by fu' light. The magic- wand then let us wield ; For ance that five-an'-forty's speel'd, See crazy, weary, joyless eild, VVi' wrinkl'd face, Comes hostin, hirplin owre the field, Wi' creepin pace. When ance lifers day draws near the gloamin, Then fareweel vacant, careless roamin ; An' fareweel cheerfu' tankards foaniin. An' social noise ; An' fareweel, dear, deluding wonuai, The joy of joys ! O Life ! how pleasant in thy morning, Young Fancy's rays the hills adorning ! Cold-pausing Caution's lesson scorning, We frisk away, Like school-boys, at th' expected warning, To joy and play. We wander there, we wander here, We eye the rose upon the brier. Unmindful that the thorn is near. Among the leaves; And though the puny wound appear. Short while it grieves. Some, lucky, find a flow'ry spot. For which they never toil'd nor swat ; They drink the sweet, and eat the fat. But care or pain ; And, haply, eye the barren hut With high disdain. With steady aim, some fortune chase ; Keen Hope does every sinew brace ; Thro' fair, thro' foul, they urge the race. And seize the prey : Then cannie, in some cozie place, They close the day. And others, like your humble servan'. Poor wights! nae rules nor roads observin; To right or left, eternal swervin. They zig-zag on ; Till curst with age, obscure an' slarvin. They aften groan. Alas ! what bitter toil an' straining — But truce with peevish, poor complaining! Is fortune's fickle Luna waning ? E'en let her gang I Beneath what light she has remaining. Let's sing our sang. My pen I here fling to the door, And kneel, "Ye Powers I" and warm implore, " Tho' I should wander terra o'er, In all her dimes, Grant me but this, I ask no more. Ay rowth o' rhymes. " Gie dreeping roasts to kinira lairds, Till icicles hing frae their beards ; Gie fine braw claesto fine life-guards. And maids of honor. And yill an' whisky gie to cairds. Until they sconner. " A title, Dempster merits it ; A garter gie to Willie Fit f ; Gie wealth to some be-ledger'd cit, In cent, percent.; But gie me real, sterling wit. And I'm content. " While ye are pleas'd to keep me hale, I'll sit down o'er my scanty meal, Be't water-brose, or muslin-kail, Wi' cheerfu' face, 16 BURNS' POEMS. As lang's the muses dinna fail To say the grace." An anxious e'e I never throws Behint my lug, or by my nose ; I jouk beneath misfortune's blows As weel's I may: Sworn foe to sorrow, care and prose, I rhyme away. O ye douce folk, that live by rule, Grave, tideless-blooded, calm and cool, Compar'd wi' you — O fool ! fool ! fool How much unlike ! Your hearts are just a standing pool, Yourhves, a dyke! Hae hair-brain'd, sentimental traces In your unletter'd, nameless faces ! In arioso trills and graces Ye never stray, But, gravissimo, solemn basses Ye hum away. Ye are sae grave, nae doubt ye're wise , Nae ferly tho' ye do despise The hairum-scairum, ram-stam boys, The rattlin squad : I see you upward cast your eyes — — Ye ken the road Whilst I — but I shall haud me there — Wi' you I'll scarce gang ony where — Then, Jamie, I shall say nae mair. But quat my sang, Content wi' you to mak a pair, Whare'er I gang. A DREAM. Thoughts, words, and deeds, the statute blames with reason ; But surely dreams were ne'er indicted treason. [On reading, in the public papers, the Laureates Ode, with the other parade of June 4, 1786, the author was no sooner dropped asleep, than he imagined himself to the birth-day levee ; and in his dreaming fancy made the following ./Address.] I. GuiD-MORNiNG to your Majesty ! May heav'n augment your blisses, On every new hirth-day ye see, A humble poet wishes ! My hardship here, at your levee, On sic a day as this is. Is sure an uncouth sight to see, Amang the birth-day dresses Sae fine this day. II. I see ye're complimented thrang. By monie a lord and lady ; *' God save the king !" 's a cuckoo sang That's unco easy said ay ; The poets, too, a venal gang, Wi' rhymes weel-turn'd and ready, Wad gar you trow ye ne'er do wrang, But ay unerring steady. On sic a day. For me ! before a monarch's face, Ev'n there I winna flatter ; For neither pension, post, nor place. Am I your humble debtor : So, nae reflection on your grace, Your kingship to bespatter ; There's monie waur been o' the race, And aibhns ane been better Than you this day. IV 'Tis very true my sov' reign king. My skill may weel be doubted : But facts are chiels that winna ding. An' downa be disputed : Your royal nest, beneath your wing, Is e'en right reft an' clouted, And now the third part of the string. An' less, will gang about it Than did ae day. V. Far be't frae me that I aspire To blame your legislation. Or say, ye wisdom want, or fire, To rule this mighty nation ! But, faith ! I muckle doubt, my Sire, Ye've trusted ministration To chaps, wha, in a barn or byre, Wad better fill'd their station Than courts yon day. VI. And now ye've gien auld Britain peace, Her broken shins to plaster Your sair taxation does her fleece. Till she has scarce a tester ; For me, thank God, my life's a lease, Nae bargain wearing faster, Or, faith ! I fear, that wi' the geese, I shortly boost to pasture I' the craft some day. VII. I'm no mistrusting Willie Pitt, When taxes he enlarges, (An' WilVs a true guid fallow's get, A name not envy spairges.) That he intends to pay your debt, An' lessen a' your charges ; But, G-d-sake ! let nae saving-fit Abridge your bonnie barges An' boats this day. vni. Adieu, my Liege .' may freedom geek Beneath your high protection ; An' may ye rax corrupiion's neck. And gie her for dissection ! But since I'm here, I'll no neglect. In loyal, true affection, To pay your Queen, with due respect. My fealty an' subjection This great birth-day. IX. Hail, Majesty Most Excellent ! While nobles strive to please ye, Will ye accept a compliment A simp-le poet gies ye ? Thae bonnie bairntime, Heav'n has lent, Still higher may they heeze ye BURNS' POEMS 17 In bliss, till fate some day is sent, Forever to release ye Frae care that day. X. For you, young potentate o' W , I tell your Higfmess fairly, Down pleasure's stream, wi' swelling sails, Fm tauld ye're driving rarely: But some day ye may gnaw your nails. An' curse your folly sairly, That e'er you brak. Diana's pales, Or, rattl'd dice wi' Charlie, By night or day. XI. Yet aft a ragged cowte's been known To make a noble aiver ; So, ye may doucely fill a throne. For a' their clish-ma-claver : There, him* at Agincourt wha shone, Few better were or braver : And yet, wi' funny, queer Sir John,'f He was an unco shaver For monie a day. XII. For you, right rev'rend O , Nane sets the lawn- sleeve sweeter, Although a ribbon at your lug Wad been a dress completer : As ye disown yon paughty dog That bears the keys of Peter, Then, swith ! an' get a wife to hug. Or, trouth ! ye'U stain the mitre Some luckless day. XIIL Young, royal Tarry B reeks, I learn, Ye've lately come athwart her ; A g]onons palley,X stem an' stern. Well rigg'd for Fe«?/s' barter; But first hang out, that she'll discern Your hymenial charter, Then heave aboard your grapple airn. An', large upo' her quarter, Come full that day. XIV. Ye, lastly, bonnie blossoms a', Ye royal lasses dainty ; Heav'n mak you guid as weel as braw, An' gie you lads a-plenty : But sneer nae British hoys awa', For kings are unco scant ay ; An' German gentles are but sma'' , They're better just than want ay On onie day. XV. God bless you a' ! consider now, Ye're unco muckle dautet ; But, ere the course o' life be thro', It may be bitter sautet : An' I hae seen their coagie fou. That yet hae t arrow 't at it ; But or the day was done. I trow, The laggen they hae dautet Fu' clean that day. * Kinjr Henry V. + Sir John Falstaff : vide Shakspeare. X Aliudinc to the newspaper account of a certain royal sailor's amour. 9, THE VISION, DUAN FIRST.* The sun had clos'd the winter day, The curlers quat their roaring play. An' hunger'd maukin ta'en her way To kail-yards green. While faithless snaws ilk step betray Whare she has been. The thresher's weary Jlinghi-tree The lee-lang day had tired me ; And when the day had clos'd his e'e, Far i' the west, Ben i' the spence, right pensivelie, I gaed to rest. There, lanely, by the ingle cheek, I sat and ey'd the spewing reek, That fiU'd wi' hoast-provoking smeek, The auld clay biggin An' heard the restless rattons squeak About the riggin. All in this mottie, misty clime, I backward mus'd on wasted time, How I had spent my youthfu' prime. An' done nae-thing, But stringin blethers up in rhyme. For fools to sing. Had I to guid advice but harkit, I might, by this, hae led a market, Or strutted in a bank an' clarkit My cash account, While here, half-mad, half-fed, half-sarkit Is a' th' amount. I started, mutt'ring, blockhead! coof! And heav'd on high my waukit loof, To swear by a' yon starry roof. Or some rash aith, That I, henceforth, would be rhyme proof Till my last breath. When click ! the string the snick did draw And jee I the door gaed to the wa' ; An' by my ingle-lowe I saw, Now bleezin bright, A tight, outlandish Hizzie, braw, Come full in sight. Ye need na doubt, I held my whisht ; The infant aith, half-form'd, was crusht ; I glowr'd as eerie's I'd been dusht In some wild glen ; When sweet, like modest worth, she blusht, And stepped ben. Green, slender, leaf-clad hoUv-honghs Were twisted, gracefu', round Tier brows; I took her for some Scottish Muse, By that same token ; An' come to stop those reckless vows, Wou'd soon been broken. A " hair-brain'd, sentimental trace," Was strongly marked in her face ; A wildly-witty, rustic grace Shone full upon her; Her eye, ev'n turn'd on empty space, Beam'd keen with honor. * Duan, a term of Ossian's for the different divi- sions of a diirressive poem. See his Cath-Loda, vol. ii. of M'Pherson's translation. 18 BURNS' POEMS. Down flow'd her robe, a tartan sheen, Till half a leg was scrimply seen; And such a leg ! my bonnie Jean Could only peer it ; Sae straught, sae taper, tight, and clean, Nane else came near it. Her mantle large, of greenish hue. My gazing wonder chiefly drew ; Deep lights and shades, bold-mingling threw A lustre grand ; And seera'd, to my astonished view, A well known land. Here, rivers in the sea were lost; There, mountains in the skies were tost ; Here, tumbling billows mark'd the coast. With surging foam ; There, distant shone Art's lofty boast, The lordly dome. Here, Doon. pour'd down his far- fetched floods ; There, well-fed Irwine stately thuds ; Auld hermit Ayr staw thro' his woods. On to the shore ; And many a lesser torrent scuds, With seeming roar. Low, in a sandy valley spread. An ancient borough rear'd her head; Still, as in Scottish story read, She boasts a race, To ev'ry nobler virtue bred, And polish'd grace. By stately tow'r or palace fair, Or ruins pendent in the air, Bold stems of heroes, here and there, I could discern ; Some seem'd to muse, some seem'd to dare, With feature stern. My heart did glowing transport feel. To see a race* heroic wheel. And brandish round the deep-dy'd steel In sturdy blows ; While back-recoiling seem'd to reel Their stubborn foes. His country's savior.t mark him well ! Bold Richardtoji''st heroic swell; The chief on Sark^ who glorious fell. In high command; And he whom ruthless fates expel His native land. There, where a scepter'd Pictish shadell Stalk'd round his ashes lowly laid, I mark'd a martial race, portray'd In colors strong ; Bold, soldier-featur'd, undismay'd They strode along. * The Wallaces. f William Wallace. t Adam Wallace, of Richardton, cousin to the im- mortal preserver of Scottish independence. $ Wallace, Laird of Craig^ie, who was second in command, under Douglas earl of Ormond, at the fa- mous battle on the banks of S;irk, fouj,'ht anno 1448. That glorious victory was principally owing to the judicious conduct and intrepid valor of the gallant Laird of Craigie, who died of his wounds after the action. II Coilus, king of the Picts, from whom the district of Kyle is said to take its name, lies buried, as tradi- lion says, near the family-seat of the Montgomeries of Coil's field, where his burial-place is still shown. Thro' many a wild, romantic grove,* Near many a herniit-fancy'd cove, (Fit haunts for friendship or for love) In musing mood, An aged judge, I saw him rove. Dispensing good. With deep-struck, reverential awet The learned sire and son I saw. To Nature's God and Nature's law They gave their lore, This, all its source and end to draw. That, to adore. Brydone's brave wardt I vvell could spy, Beneath old Scotia's smiling eye; Who call'd on fame, low standing by, To hand him on. Where many a patriot name on high, And hero shone. DUAN SECOND. With musing-deep, astonish'd stare, I view'd the heavenly-seeming /air ; A whispering throb did witness bear. Of kindred sweet, When with an elder sister's air She did me greet. *' All hail ! my own inspired bard ! In me thy native muse regard ! Nor longer mourn thy fate is hard, Thus poorly low ! I come to give thee such reward As we bestow. " Know, the great genius of this land Has many a light aerial band, Who, all beneath his high command, Harmoniously, As arts or arms they understand, Their labors ply. " They Scotia's race among them share ; Some fire the soldier on to dare ; Some rouse the patriot up to bare Corruption's heart : Some teach the bard, a darling care. The tuneful art. " 'Mong swelling floods of reeking gore, They, ardent, kindling spirits pour; Or, 'mid the venal senate's roar. They, sightless, stand, To mend the honest patriot-lore. And grace the hand. " And when the bard, or hoary sage, Charm or instruct the future age, They bind the wild poetic rage In energy, Or point the inconclusive page Full on the eye. " Hence Fullarton, the brave and young; Hence Dempster's zeal-inspired tongue ; Hence sweet harmonious Beattie sung His ' Minstrel lays;' Or tore, with noble ardor stung, The sceptic's bays. * Barskimming the seat of the Lord Justice-Clerk. t Catrine, the seat of the late doctor and present Professor Stewart. $ Colonel Fullarton. BURNS' POEMS, It " To lower orders are assigned The humbler ranks of human-kind, The rustic Bard, the lab 'ring Hind, The Artisan ; All choose, as various they're inclin'd, The various man. " When yellow waves the heavy grain. The threatening storm some strongly rein, Some teach to meliorate the plain With tillage-skill; And some instruct the shepherd-train, Blythe o'er the hill. " Some hint the lover's harmless wile ; Some grace the maiden's artless smile ; Some soothe the laborer's weary toil, For humble gains, And make his cottage-scenes beguile His cares and pains. " Some, bounded to a district -space, Explore at large man's infant race. To mark the embryotic trace Of rustic Bard ; And careful note each op'ning grace, A guide and guard. " Of these am I — Coila my name ; And this district as mine I claim. Where once the Campbells, chiefs of fame, Held ruling pow'r; I mark'd thy embryo tuneful flame. Thy natal hour. " With future hope, I oft would gaze, Fond, on thy little early ways, Thy rudely caroil'd chiming phrase. In uncouth rhymes, Fir'd at the simple, artless lays Of other times. *' I saw thee seek the sounding shore, Delighted with the dashing roar; Or when the north his fleecy store Drove thro' the sky, I saw grim nature's visage hoar Struck thy young eye. " Or, when the deep green-mantl'd earth. Warm cherish'd ev'ry flow'ret's birth, And joy and music pouring forth In ev'ry grove, I saw thee eye the gen'ral mirth With boundless love. " When ripen'd fields, and azure skies, Caird forth the reaper's rustling noise, I saw thee leave their evening joys. And lonely stalk, To vent thy bosom's swelling rise In pensive walk. " When youthful love, warm-blushing, strong, Keen-shivermg shot thy nerves along. Those accents, grateful to thy tongue, Th' ador'd Name, I taught thee how to pour in song, To soothe thy flame. " I saw thy pulse's maddening play, Wild send thee pleasure's devious way, Misled by fancy's meteor ray, By passion driven; But yet the light that led astray Was light from heaven. "I taught thy manners-painting strains, The loves, the ways of simple swains. Till now, o'er all my wide domains Thy fame extends ; And some, the pride of Coila's plains. Become my friends. " Thou canst not learn, nor can I show, To paint with Thompso7i's landscape-glow; Or wake the bosom-melting throe. With Shrnstone''s art; Or pour, with Gray, the moving flow Warm on the heart. " Yet all beneath th' unrivall'd rose. The lowly daisy sweetly blows ; Tho' large the forest's monarch throws His army shade. Yet green the juicy hawthorn grows, Adown the glade. " Then never murmur nor repine ; Strive in thy humble sphere to shine : And trust me, not PotosVs mine, Nor kings' regard Can give a bliss o'ermatching thine, A rustic Bard. " To give my counsels all in one, Thy tuneful flame still careful fan ; Preserve the Dignity of Man, With soul erect; And trust, the Universal Plan Will all protect. " And wear thou om marking wildly-scatter'd flow'rs, As on the banks of Ayr I stray'd, And singing, lone, the lingering hours, I shelter in thy honor'd shade. II. Here wealth still swells the golden tide, As busy trade his labor plies ; There architecture's noble pride Bids elegance and splendor rise ; Here justice, from her native skies, High wields her balance and her rod ; There learning, with his eagle eyes. Seeks science in her coy abode. III. Thy Sons, Edina, social, kind, With open arms the stranger hail ; Their views enlarg'd, their lib'ral mind, Above the narrovr, rural vale ; Attentive still to sorrow's wail. Or modest merit's silent claim ; And never may their sources fail ! And never envy blot their name ! IV. Thy daughters bright thy walks adorn ! Gay as the gilded summer sky, Sweet as the dewy milk-white thorn. Dear as the raptur'd thrill of joy ! Fair B strikes th' adoring eye, Heav'n's beauties on my fancy shine ! I see the sire of love on high. And own his works indeed divine ! V. There, watching high the least alarms. Thy rough, rude fortress gleams afar ; Like some bold vet'ran, gray in arms. And mark'd with many a seamy scar. The pond'rous walls and ma.ssy bar. Grim-rising o'er the rugged rock, Have oft withstood assailing war, And oft repell'd the invader's shock. VI. With awe-struck thought, and pitying tears, I view that noble, stately dome. Where Scotia's kings of other years, Fam'd heroes ! had their royal home : Alas! how chang'd the times to come ! Their royal name low in the dust ! Their hapless race wild-wand'ring roam ! Tho' rigid law cries out, 'twas just! VII. Wild beats my heart to trace your steps, Whose ancestors, in days of yore. Thro' hostile ranks and ruin'd gaps Old Scotia's bloody lion bore : Ev'n 1, who sing in rustic lore, Haply my sires have left their shed, And fac'd grim danger's loudest roar. Bold-following when your fathers led ! VIII. Edina ! Scotia's darling seat ! All hail thy palaces and tow'rs. Where once beneath a monarch's feet Sat legislation's sov'reign pow'rs ! From marking wildly-scatter'd flow'rs, As on the banks of Ayr I stray'd. And singing, lone, the ling'ring hours, I shelter in thy honor d shade. EPISTLE TO J. LAPRAIK, AN OLD SCOTTISH BARD. APRIL 1st, 1785. While briers and woodbines budding green, An' paitricks scraichin loud at e'en. An' morning poussie whiddin seen, Inspire my muse, This freedom in an unhwwfi frien', I pray excuse. On fasten-een we had a rockin. To ca' the crack and weave our stockin ; And there was muckle fun an' jokin. Ye need na doubt ; At length we had a hearty yokin At sang about. There was ae sang, amang the rest, Aboon them a' it pleased me best, That some kind husband had addrest To some sweet wife : It thirl'd the heart-strings thro' the breast, A' to the life. I've scarce heard ought describes sae weal, What gen'rous, manly bosoms feel ; Thought I, ** Can this be Pope, or Steele, Or Beattie's wark!" They tald me 'twas an odd kind chiel About Muirkirk. It pat me fidgin-fain to hear't. And sae about nim there I spier't Then a' that ken't him round declar'd He had ingine. That nane excell'd it, few cam near't, It was sae fine. That set him to a pint of ale. An' either douce or merry tale, Or rhymes an' sangs he'd made himsel, Or witty catches, 'Tween Inverness and Tiviotdale, He had few matches. Then up I gat, an' swoor an' aith, Tho' I should pawn my pleugh and graith. Or die a cadger pownie's death, At some dyke-back, A pint an' gill I'd gie them baith To hear your crack. But, first an' foremost, I should tell, Amaist as soon as I could spell, I to the crambo-jingle fell, Tho' rude an' rough. Yet crooning to a body's sel. Does well enough. I am nae poet, in a sense, But just a rhymer, like, by chance, An' hae to learning nae pretence. Yet, what the matter ? Whene'er my muse does on me glance, I jingle at her. Your critic-folk may cock their nose. And say, " How can you e'er propose, You wha ken hardly verse frae prose, To mak a sa?ig ? But, by your leaves, my learned foes, Ye're maybe wrang. 38 BURNS' POEMS What's a' your jargon o' your schools, Your Latin names for horns an' stools ; If honest nature made you fools, What sairs your grammars ; Ye'd better ta'en up spades and shools, Or knappin hammers. A set o' dull conceited hashes, Confuse their brains in college classes ! They gang in stirks, and come out asses, Plain truth to speak ; An' syne they think to climb Parnassus By dint o' Greek ! Gie me ae spark o' Nature's fire, That's a' the learning I desire ; Then tho' I drudge thro' dub an' mire At pleugh or cart, My muse, tho' hamely in attire, May touch the heart. for a spunk o' Allan's glee, Or Fergusson's, the bauld and slee. Or bright Lapraik's, my friend to be. If I can hit it ! That would be lear eneugh for me. If I could get it. Now, Sir, if ye hae friends enow, Tho' real friends, I b'lieve. are few. Yet, if your catalogue be fou, I'se no insist, But gif ye want ae friend that's true, I'm on your list. 1 winna blaw about mysel ; As ill I like my fauts to tell ; But friends, and folk that wish me well, They sometimes roose me, Tho' I maun own, as monie still As far abuse me. There's ae weefaut they whyles lay to me, I like the lasses — Gude forgie me ! For monie a plack they wheedle frae me, At dance or fair ; May be some ither thing they gie me They weel can spare. But 31auchli?ie race, or Manchline fair, I should be proud to meet you there ; We'se gie ae night's discharge to care. If we forgather. An' hae a swap o' rhymin-ware VVi' ane anither. The four-gill chap, we'se gar him clatter, An' kirsen him wi' reekin water; Syne we'll sit down an' tak our whitter. To cheer our heart ; An' faith we'se be acquainted better Before we part. Awa, ye selfish, warly race, Wha think that bavins, sense, an' grace, Ev'n love an' friendship, should give place To catch-the-plack ; I dinna like to see your face. Nor hear you crack. But ye whom social pleasure charms, Whose heart the tide of kindness warms, Who hold your being on the terms, Each aid the others', Come to my bowl, come to my arms. My friends, my brothers ! But to conclude my lang epistle, As my auld pen's worn to the grissle, Twa lines frae you wad gar me fissle, Who am, most fervent. While I can either sing or whissle. Your friend and servant. TO THE SAME. APRIL 2Ut, 1785. While new-ca'd kye rout at the stake, An' pownies reek in pleugh or braik. This hour on e'enin's edge I take, To own I'm debtor To honest -hearted, auld Lapraik, For his kind letter. Forjesket sair, with weary legs, Rattlin' the corn out-owre the rigs. Or dealing thro' amang the naigs Their ten-hours' bite, My awkart muse sair pleads and begs I would na write. The tapetless ramfeezl'd hizzie, She's ^aft at best, and something lazy, Quo' she, "Ye ken, we've been sae busy. This month an' mair, That trouth my head is grown right dizzie. An' something sair." Her dowfT excuses pat me mad ; " Conscience," says I, " ye thowless jad , I'll write, an' that a hearty blaud, This vera night ; So dinna ye afTront your trade. But rhyme it right. " Shall bauld Lapraik, the king o' hearts, Tho' mankind were a pack o' cartes, Roose you sae weel for your deserts. In terms so friendly, Yet ye'll neglect to shaw your parts. An' thank him kindly ;" Sae I gat paper in a blink. An' down gaed stumpie in the ink : Quoth I, " Before I sleep a wink, I vow I'll close it ; An' if ye winna mak it clink, By Jove I'll prose it ;" Sae I've begun to scrawl, but whether In rhyme or prose, or baith thegither, Or some hotch-potch that's rightly neither, Let time mak' proof; But I shall scribble down some blether Just clean aff-loof. My worthy friend, ne'er grudge an' carp, Tho' fortune use you hard an' sharp ; Come, kittle up your moorland harp Wi' gleesome touch : Ne'er mind how fortune waft an' warp : She's but a b-tch. She's gien me monie a jirt an' fleg. Sin' I could striddle owre a rig ; But, by the L — d, tho' I should beg Wi' lyart pow, I'll laugh, an' sing, an' shake my leg. As lang's I dow ! BURNS' POEMS 39 Now comes the sax an' twentieth simmer IV seen the bud upo' the timmer, . Still persecuted by the linimer Frae year to year ; But yet, despite the kittle kinimer, 7, Rob, am here. Do ye envy the city Gent, Behint a kisi to lie and sklent, Or purse-proud, big wi'cenl. per cent. And mucklc wame, In some bit brugh to represent A Bailie's name ? Or is't the paughty feudal Thane, Wi' ruffl'd sark an' glancin' cane, Wha thinks himsel na sheep-shank bane, But lordly stalks, While caps and bonnets affare ta'en, As by he walks ? "0 Thou wha gies us each guidgift! Gie me o* wit an' sense a lift, Then turn me, if Thou please, adrift, Thro' Scotland wide ; Wi' cits nor lairds I wadna shift. In a' their pride I" Were this the charter of our state, "On pain o' hell be rich an' great," Damnation would then be our fate, Beyond remead ; But, thanks to Heav'nl that's no the gate We learn our creed. For thus the royal mandate ran, When first the human race began, "The scocial, friendly, honest man, Whate'er he be, 'Tis he fulfills great Nature's plan, An' none but Ae.'" mandate glorious and divine ! The ragged followers of the Nine, Poor, thougtless devils I yet may shine In glorious light. While sordid sons of Mammon's line, Are dark as night, Tho' here they scrape, an' squeeze, an' growl. Their worthless nievefu of a soul May in some future carcase howl, The forest's fright; Or in some day-detesting owl May shun the light. Then may Lapraik and Burns arise, To reach their native, kindred skies, And sing their pleasures, hopes, an' joys, In some mild sphere, Still closer knit in friendship's tie Each passing year. TO W. S*****N, OCHILTREE. May, 1785. I GAT your letter, winsome Willie; Wi' gratefu' heart I thank you brawlie ; Tho' I maun say't, I wad be silly. An' unco vain, Should I believe my coaxin' billie. Your flatterin strain. But I'se believe ye kindly meant it, I sud be laith to think ye hinted Ironic satire, sidelin's sklented On my poor Musie; Tho' in sic phrasin' terms ye've penn'd it, I scarce excuse ye. My senses wad be in a creel Should I but dare a hojje to speel Wi' Allan, or wi' Gilbert field.. 1'he braes o' fame ; Or Furgusson, the writer-chiel, A deathless name. (O Furgusson .' thy glorious parts III suited law's dry, musty arts ! My curse upon your whunstane hearts. Ye Enbrugh Gentry I The tythe o' what ye waste at cartes. Wad stow'd his pantry !) Yet when a tale comes i' my head, Or lasses gie my heart a screed, As whyles they're like to be my deed, (O sad disease !) I kittle up my rustic reed ; It gies me ease. Auld Coila now may fidge fu' fain, She's gotten Poets o' her ain, Chiels wha their chanters winna hain. But tune their lays, Till echoes a' resound again Her weel-sung praise. Nae poet thought her worth his while, To set her name in measur'd style; She lay like some unkenn'd-of isle Beside New Holland^ Or whare wild-meeting oceans boil, Besouth Magellan. Ramsay an' famous Furgusson Gied Forth an' Tay a lift aboon ; Yarrow an' Tweed to monie a tune, Owre Scotland rings, While Irwin, Lugar, Ayr, an' Doon, Nae body sings. Th' Illissus, Tiber, Thames, an' Seine, Glide sweet in monie a tunefu' line! But, Willie, set your fit to mine. An cock your crest. We'll gar our streams and burnies shine Up wi' the best. We'll sing auld Coila's plains an' fells. Her moors red-brown wi' heather bells, Her banks an' braes, her dens and dells, Where glorious Wallace Aft bure the gree, as story tells, Frae Southron billies. At Wallace'' name, what Scottish blood But boils up in a spring-tide flood ! Oft have our fearless fathers strode By Wallace' side. Still pressing onward, red-wat-shod, Or glorious dy'd. O, Sweet are Coila' s haughs an' woods. When lint-whites chant amang the buds. And jinkin hares, in armorous whids. Their loves enjoy, While thro' the braes the cushat croods With wailfu' cry I 40 B URNS' POEMS Ev'n winter bleak has charms for me, When winds rave thro' tiie naked tree ; Or frosts on hills of Ochiltree Are hoary gray ; Or blinding drifts wild-furious flee, Darkening the day ! O Nature ! a' thy shows an' forms To feeling, pensive hearts hae charms ! Whether the simmer kindly warms, Wi' life an' light, Or winter howls, in gusty storms, The lang, dark night ! The Muse, na poet ever fand her. Till by himsel, he learn'd to wander Adown some trotting burn's meander. An' no think lang ; O sweet ! to stray, an' pensive ponder A heart-felt sang ! The warly race may drudge an' drive, Hog-shouther, jundie, stretch, an' strive, Let me fair Nature's face descrive. And I, wi' pleasure, Shall let the busy, grumbling hive Bum owre their treasure. Fareweel, "my rhyme-composing brither ! We've been owre lang unkenn'd to ither : Now let us lay our heads thegiiher. In love fraternal: May Envy wallop in a tether. Black fiend, infernal I While highlandmen hate tolls and taxes ; While moorlan' herds like guid fat braxies; While terra firma, on her axis Diurnal turns, Count on a friend, in faith an' practice. In Robert Burns. POSTSCRIPT. My memory's no worth a preen ; I had amaist forgotten clean, Ye bade me write you what they mean By this New- Light* 'Bout which our herds sac aft hae been Maist like to fight. In days when mankind were but callans At grammar, logic, an' sic talents. They took nae pains their speech to balance Or rules to gie, But spak their thoughts in plain braid lallans, Like you or me. In thae auld times, they thought the moon, Just like a sark, or pair o' shoon. Wore by degrees, till her last roon, Gaed past their viewing. An' shortly after she was done, They got a new one. This past for certain, undisputed ; It ne'er cam i' their heads to doubt it. Till chiels gat up an' wad confute it, An' ca'd it wrang; An' muckle din there was about it, Baith loud and lang. Some herds, weel learn'd upo' the beuk. Wad threap auld folk the thing misteuk ; ♦See note, page 12, For 'twas the auld moon turn'd a neuk. An' out o' sight. An' backlins-comin, to the leuk, She grew mair bright. This was deny'd, it was affirm 'd; The herds an' hissels were alarm'd : The rev'rend gray-beards rav'd an' storm'd, That beardless laddies Should think they better were inform'd Than their auld daddies. Frae less to mair it gaed to sticks ; Frae words an' aithe to clours an' nicks ; An' monie a fallow gat his licks, Wi' hearty crunt ; An' some, to learn them for their tricks, Were hang'd an' burnt. This game was play'd in monie lands, An' auld-light caddies bure sic hands, That faith the youngsters took the sands Wi' nimble shanks. The lairds forbade, by strict commands. Sic bluidy pranks. But new-light herds gat sic a cowe. Folk thought them ruin'd, stick-an'-stowe, Till now amaist on ev'ry knowe, Ye'll find ane plac'd ; An' some, their new-light fair avow. Just quite barefac'd. Nae doubt the auld-light flocks are bleatin ; Their zealous herds are vex'd an' sweatin ; Mysel, I've even seen them greetin Wi' grinin spite, To hear the moon sae sadly He'd on By word an' write. But shortly they will cowe the louns: Some auld-light herds in neebor towns Are mind't, in things thy ca' balloons, To tak a flight. An' stay a month amang the moons An' see them right. Guid observation they will gie them ; An' when the auld moon's gaun to lea'e them, The hindmost shaird, they'll fetch it wi' them, Just i' their pouch, An' when the new-light billies see them, I think they'll crouch ! Sae, ye observe that a' this clatter Is naething but a "moonshine matter;" But tho' dull prose-folk Latin splatter In logic tulzie, I hope, we bardies ken some better Than mind sic brulzie. EPISTLE TO J. R******, ENCLOSING SOME POEMS. O KOUGH, rude, ready-witted R******^ The wale o' cocks for f^un an drinkin 1 There's mony godly folks are thinkin. Your dreams* an' tricks Will send you, Korah-like, a-sinkin, Straught to auld Nick's. * A certain humorous dream of his was then ma- king a noise in the country-side. BURNS' POEMS. 41 Ye hae sae monie cracks an' cants, And in your wicked drunken rants, Yemak a devil o' the saunts, An' fill them fou ; And then their failings, flaws, an' wants, Are a' seen thro'. Hypocrisy, in mercy spare it ! That holy robe, O dinna tear it ! Spar 't for their sakes wha aften wear it, The lads in black ! But your curst wit, when it comes near it, Rives 't aft' their back. Think, wicked sinner, wha ye're skaithing, It's just the blue-jyowii badge an' claithuig O' saunts; tak that, ye lea'e them naething To ken them by, Frae ony unregenerate heathen Like you or I. I've sent ye home some rhyming ware, A' that I bargain'd for. an' mair ; Sae, when ye hae an hour to spare, I will expect Yon sang,* ye' II sen't wi' cannie care. And no neglect. Tho' faith, sma' heart hae I to sing ! My muse dow scarcely spread her wing ! I've play'd mysel a bonnie spring. An' danc'd my fill ! I'd better gane an' sair'd the kmg. At Bunker's Hill. 'Twas ae night lately in my fun, I gaed a roving wi' the gun. An' brought a pai trick to the grun, A bonnie hen, And, as the twilight was begun, Thought nane wad ken. The poor wee thing was little hurt; I straikit it a wee for sport. Ne'er ihinkin they wad fash me for't ; But. deil-ma-care ! Somebody tells the poacfur-court The hale affair. Some auld us'd hands had ta'en a note. That sic a hen had got a shot ; I was suspected for the plot ; I scorn'd to lie ; So gat the whissle o' my groat. An' pay't the fee. But, by my gnn, o' guns the wale. An' by my pouther an' my hail. An' by my hen, an' by her tail, I vow an' swear ! The game shall pay o'er moor an' dale. For this, neist year. As soon's the clockin-time is by. An' the wee pouts begin to cry, L — d, I'se hae sportin by an' by. For my gowd guinea : Tho' I should herd the huckski7i kye For't in Virginia. Trowth, they had muckle for to blame ! 'Twas neither broken wing nor limb, But twa-three draps about the wanie Scarce thro' the feathers ; An' baith a yellow George to claim. An' thole their blethers ! •A song he had promised the Author. It pits me ay as mad's a hare ; So I can rhyme nor write nao mair; But pennyworths again is fair. When time's expedient : Meanwhile I am, respected Sir, Your most obedient. JOHN BARLEYCORN,* A BALLAD. There were three kings into the east, Three kings both great and high, An' they hae sworn a solenm oath John Barleycorn should die. II. They took a plow and plow'd him down, Put clods upon his head. And they hae sworn a solemn oath John Barleycorn was dead. III. But cheerful spring came kindly on, And shovvers began to fall : John Barleycorn got up again, And sore surprised them all, IV. The sultry suns of summer came, And he grew thick and strong. His head weel arm'd wi' pointed spears. That no one should him wrong. The sober autumn enter'd mild. When he grew wan and pale ; His bending joints and drooping head Show'd he began to fail. VI. His color sicken'd more and more, He faded into age; And then his enemies began To show their deadly rage. VII. They've ta'en a weapon long and sharp. And cut him by the knee ; Then ty'd him fast njion a cart. Like a rogue for forgerie VIII. They laid him down upon his back. And cudgel'd him full sore ; They hung him up before the storm, And turn'd him o'er and o'er. IX. They filled up a darksome pit With water to the brim. They heaved in John Barleycorn, There let him sink or swim. X. They laid him out upon the floor. To work him farther wo. And still, as siofns of life appear'd, They toss'd him to and fro. *Tl)is is partly composed on the plan of an old song known by the same name. 42 BURNS' POEMS XI. They wasted, o'er a scorching flame, The marrow of his bones ; But a miller us'd him worst of all, For he crush'd him between two stones. XII. And they hae ta'en his very heart's blood, And drank it round and round ; And still the more and more they drank, Their joy did more abound. XIII. John Barleycorn was a hero bold, Of noble enterprise, For if you do but taste his blood, 'Twill make your courage rise. XIV. 'Twill make a man forget his wo ; 'Twill heighten all his joy : 'Twill make the widow's heart to sing, Tho' the tear were in her eye. XV. Then let us toast John Barleycorn, Each man a glass in hand ; And may his great posterity Ne'er fail in old Scotland ! A FRAGMENT, Tune — " Gillicrankie,' "When Guilford good our pilot stood, And did our helm thraw, man, Ae night, at tea, began a plea, Within America, man : Then up they gat the maskin-pat, And in the sea did jaw, man ; An' did nae less, in full congress, Than quite refuse our law, man. II. Then thro' the lakes Montgomery takes, I wat he was na slaw, man ; Down Lowrie's burn he took a turn. And Carlefon did ca', man : But yet, what reck, he. at Quebec, Montgomery-like did fa', man, Wi' sword in hand, before his band, Amang his en'mies a', man. III. Poor Tammy Gage, within a cage Was kept at Boston ha\ man ; Till Willie Howe took o'er the knowe For Philadelphia, man : Wi' sword an' gun he thought a sin Guid christian blood to draw, man ; But at New- York, wi' knife an' fork, Sir-loin he hacked sma', man. IV. BuTgoyne gaed up, like spur an' whip, Till Fraser brave did fa', man ; Then lost his way, ae misty day, In Saratoga shavv, man. Cornwallis fought as lang's he dought, An' did the buckskins claw, man ; But Clinton'' $ glaive frae rust to save, He hung it to the wa', man. Then Montague, an' Guilford too, Began to fear a fa', man ; And Sackville doiire, wha stood the stoure, The German chief to thraw, man : For Paddy Burke, like ony Turk, Nae mercy had at a', man ; And Charlie Fox threw by the box, An' lows'd his tinkler jaw, man. VI. Then Rockinsham took up the game ; Till death did on him ca', man ; When Shelburne meek held up his cheek, Conform to gospel law, man ; Saint Stephen's boys, wi' jarring noise, They did his measures thraw, man, For North an' Fox united stocks, An' bore him to the wa', man. VII. Then clubs an' hearts were Charlie's cartes, He swept the stakes awa', man, Till the diamond's ace, oi Indian race. Led him a smr faux pas, man: The Saxon lads, wi' loud placads, On Chatham's hoy did ca', man ; An' Scotland drew her pipe an' blew, " Up, Willie, waur them a', man!" VIII. Behind the throne then GrenvilW s gone, A secret word or twa, man ; While slee Dundas arous'd the class Be-north the Roman wa', man : An' Chatham's wraith, in heavenly graith, (Inspired bardies saw, man) Wi' kindling eyes, cry'd, " Willie, rise ! Would I hae fear'd them a', man ?" IX. But, word an' blow. North, Fox, and Co. Gowff'd Willie like a ba,' man. Till Suthron raise, and coost their claise Behind him in a raw, man ; An' Caledon threw by the drone. An' did her whittle draw, man ; An' swoor fu' rude, thro' dirt an' blood. To make it guid in law, man. SONG. Tune—" Corn rigs are bonnie." I. It was upon a Lammas night. When corn rigs ae bonnie, Bencnth the moon's mclouded light, I heM awa to Annie : The time flew by wi' tentless heed, Till 'tween the late and early ; Wi' sma' persuasion she agreed. To see me thro' the barley. II. The sky was blue, the wind was still. The moon was shinging clearly ; BURNS' POEMS 43 I set me down, wi' right good will, Amang the rigs o' barley : I kenn't her heart was a' my ain ; I lov'd her most sincerely ; I kiss'd her owre and owre again Amang the rigs o' barley. III. I lock'd her in my fond embrace ; Her heart was beating rarely : My blessings on that happy place, Amang the rigs o' barley ! But by the moon and stars so bright, That shone that hour so clearly, She ay shall bless that happy night, Amang the rigs o' barley. IV. I hae been blythe wi' comrades dear ; I hae been merry drinking ; I hae been joyfu' gathrin gear ; I hae been happy thinkin : But a' the pleasures e'er I saw, Tho' three times doubled fairly, That happy night was worth them a', Amang the rigs o' barley. CHORUS. Corn rigs, an'' barley rigs, An^ corn rigs are honnie : ril 716" er forget that hajrpy night, Amang the rigs wi'' Annie. SONG. COMPOSED m AUGUST. TuMK — "I had a horse, I had nae mair." I. Now westlin winds, and slaught'ring guns Bring autumn's pleasant weather ; The moorcock springs, on whirring wings, Amang the blooming heather ; Now wavinw grain, wide o'er the plain. Delights the weary farmer ; [night, And the moon shines bright, when I rove at To muse upon my charmer. II. The partridge loves the fruitful fells ; The plover loves the mountains ; The woodcock haunts the lonely dells ; The soaring hern the fountains : Thro' lofty groves the cushat roves, The path of man to shun it ; The hazel bush o'erhangs the thrush, The spreading thorn the linnet. III. Thus every kind their pleasure find, The savage and the tender ; Some social join, and leagues combine; Some solitary wander : Avaunt ! away I the cruel sway. Tyrannic man's dominion ; The sportsman's joy, the murd'ring cry, The flutt'ring, gory pinion I IV. But Peggy dear, the ev'ning's clear. Thick fiies the skimming swallow ; The sky is blue, the fields in view, All fading, green and yellow : Come let us stray our gladsome way. And view the charms of nature ; The rustling corn, the fruited thorn, And every happy creature. V. We'll gently walk, and sweetly talk. Till the silent moon shine clearly ; I'll grasp thy waist, and, fondly prest, Swear how I love thee dearly : Not vernal show'rs to btidding flow'rs, Not autumn to the fanner. So dear can be as thou to me. My fair, my lovely charmer ! SONG. Tune—'- My Nannie, O." Behind yon hills where Lugar * flows, 'Mang moors and mosses many, O! The wintry sun the day has clos'd, And I'll awa to Nannie O. II. The westlin wind blaws loud an' shrill ; The night's baith mirk an' rainy, O ; But I'll get my plaid, an' out I'll steal, An' owre the hills to Nannie, 0. III. My Nannie's charming, sweet, an' younc Nae artfu' wiles to win ye, O ; May ill befa' the flattering tongue That wad beguile my Nannie, O. IV. Her face is fair, her heart is true, As spotless as she's bonnie, O: The op'ning gowan, wet wi' dew, Nae purer is than Nannie, O. V. A country lad is my degree, An' few there be that ken me, O ; But what care I how few they be, I'm welcome ay to Nannie, O. VI. My riches a's my penny-fee. An' I maun guide it cannie, ; But warl's gear ne'er troubles me, My thoughts are a' my Nannie, VTI. Our auld guidman delights to view His sheep an' kye thrive bonnie, O ; But I'm as blythe that bauds his pleugh, An' has nae care but Nannie, O. VIII. Come weel, come wo, I care na by, I'll tak what Heav'n will sen' me, O. Nae ither care in life have I, But live, an' love my Nannie, 0. •Originally, Stincliar. 0. 44 BURNS' POEMS. GREEN GROW THE RASHES. A FRAGMENT. CHORUS. Green grow the rashes, ! Green grow the rashes, ! The sweetest hours that e'er I spend, Are spe7it amang the lasses, ! I. There's nought but care on ev'ry han\ In ev'ry hour that passes, O ; What signifies the hfe o' man, An' 'twere na for the lasses, O. Gree7i grow, <^c. The warly race may riches chase. An' riches still may fly them, O ; An' tho' at last they catch them fast, Their hearts ne'er can enjoy them, O. Green grow, d-c. III. But gie me a canny hour at e'en, My arms about my dearie, O ; An' warly cares, an' warly men, May a' gae tapsalteerie. ! Green grow, d-c. IV. ^ For you sae douse, ye sneer at this, Ye're nought but senseless asses, O : The wisest man the warl' e'er saw, He dearly lov'd the lasses, O. Green grow, <^c. V. Auld Nature swears, the lovely dears Her noblest work she classes, O : Her 'prentice han' she try'd on man, An' then she made the lasses, O. Green grow, ^c. Tune- song. 'Jockey's Gray Breeks.' Again rejoicing nature sees Her robe assume its vernal hues, Her leafy locks wave in the breeze. All freshly steep'd in morning dews. CHORUS.* And mauTi 1 still on 3Ienief doat, And bear the scorn that's in her e'e ? For iVs jet, jet black, aiV it's like a hawk, An'' it winna let a body be I II. In vain to me the cowslips blaw. In vain to me the vi'lets spring ; In vain to me, in glen or shaw. The mavis and the lintwhite sing. A7id maun I still, (f-c. •This chorus is part of a song composed by a gen- tleman in Edinburgh, a particular friend of the au- thor's. t Menie is the common abbreviation of Mariamnt. HI. The merry plowboy cheers his team, Wi' joy the tentie seedsman stalks, But life to me's a weary dream, A dream of ane that never wauks. And maun I still, ^c. IV. The wanton coot the water skims, Amang the reeds the ducklings cry, The stately swan majestic swims. And every thing is blest but I. A7td mau7i I still, (J-c. V. The sheep -herd steeks his faulding slap. And owre the moorlands whistles shill, Wi' wild, unequal, wand'ring step I met him on the dewy hill. A7id maun 1 still, as she, Blithe was she but and ben : Blithe by the banks of Em, And blithe in Glenturit glen. By Oughtertyre grows the aik, On Yarrow banks, the birken shaw ; But Phemie was a bonnier lass Than braes o' Yarrow ever saw. Blithe, (J-c. Her looks were like a flower in May, Her smile was like a simmer morn ; She tripped by the banks of Ern, As light 's a bird upon a thorn. Blithe, 4-c. BURNS' POEMS. 81 Her bonnie face it was as meek As ony lamb upon a lee ; The evening sun was ne'er sae swee As was the blink o' Phemie's e'e. Blithe, (fc. The Highland hills Pve wandered wide, And o'er the Lowlands I hae been ; But Phemie was the blithest lass That ever trod the dewy green. Blithe, 4.C. A ROSE-BUD BY MY EARLY WALK A KOSE-BUD by my early walk, Adown a corn-enclosed bawk, Sae gently bent its thorny stalk All on a dewy morning. Ere twice the shades o' dawn are fled, In a' its crimson glory spread, And drooping rich the dewy head. It scents the early morning. Within the bush, her covert nest A little linnet fondly prest. The dew sat chilly on her breast Sae early in the morning. She soon shall see her tender brood, The pride, the pleasure o' the wood, Amang the fresh green leaves bedew'd. Awake the early morning. So thou, dear bird, young Jenny fair. On trembling string or vocal air, Shall sweetly pay the tender care That tents thy early morning. So thou, sweet rose-bud, young and gay, Shalt beauteous blaze upon the day. And bless the parent's evening ray That watch'd thy early morning. WHERE BRAVING ANGRY WIN- TER'S STORMS. TrXE — " N. Gow's Lameniaiion for Abercairny." Where braving angry winter's storms. The lofty Ochils rise, Far in their shade my Peggy's charms First blest my wondering eyes. As one, beside some savage stream, A lovely gem surveys, Astonish'd, doubly marks its beam. With art's most polish'd blaze. Blest be the wild, sequester'd shade. And blest the day and hour. Where Peggy's charms I first survey'd. When first I felt their pow'r I The tyrant death with grim control May seize my fleeting breath ; But tearing Peggy from my soul Must be a stronger death. TIBBIE, I HAE SEEN THE DAY Tune— " Ivercald's Reel." CHORUS. Tibbie, ] hae seen the day. Ye would 7iae been sae shy ; 6 For laik o' frear ye lightly me, But trowth, 1 care na by. Yestreen I met you on the moor. Ye spak na, but gaed by like stoure : Ye geek at me because I'm poor, But feint a hair care I. 2'ibbie, J hae, ^c. I doubt na, lass, but you may think, Because ye hae the name o' clink, That ye can please me at a wink, Whene'er you like to try. Tibbie, 1 hae, 4-c. But sorrow tak him that's sae mean, Aliho' his pouch o' coin were clean, Wha follows ony saucy quean That looks sae proud and high. Tibbie, I hae, (J-c. Altho' a lad were e'er sae smart, If that he want the yellow dirt, Ye'U cast your head anither airt, And answer him fu' drv. Tibbie, I hae, '^c But if he hae the name o' gear, Ye'll fasten to him like a brier, Tho' hardly he for sense, or lear, Be better than the kye. Tibbie, I hae, (f-c. But, Tibbie, lass, tak my advice. Your daddie's gear maks you sae nice, The deil a ane wad spier your price. Were ye as poor as I. Tibbie, 1 hae, (J-c. There lives a lass in yonder park, I would na gie her in her sark. For thee wi' a' thy thousand mark : Ye need na look sae high. Tibbie, I hae, ^-c. CLARINDA. Clarinda, mistress of my soul. The measur'd time is run ! The wretch beneath the dreary pole, So marks his latest sun. To what dark cave of frozen night Shall poor Sylvander hie ; Depriv'd of thee, his life and light, I'he sun of all his joy. We part — but by these precious drops That fill thy lovely eyes ! No other light shall guide my steps Till thy bright beams arise. She, the fair sun of all her sex, Has blest my glorious day : And shall a glimmering planet fix My worship to its ray ? THE DAY RETURNS, MY BOSOM BURNS. Tu.XE — " Seventh of November." The day returns, my bosom burns, The blissful day we twa did meet, Tho' winter wild in tempest toil'd, Ne'er summer-sun was half sae sweet. 82 BURNS' POEMS. Than a' the pride that loads the tide, And crosses o'er the suUry line ; Than kingly robes, than crowns and globes, Heaven gave me more — it made thee mine. While day and night can bring delight, Or nature aught of pleasure give ; "While joys above, my mind can move, For thee and thee alone, I live ! When that grim foe of life below. Comes in between to make us part ; Th© iron hand that breaks our band. It breaks my bliss, — it breaks my heart. THE LAZY MIST. The lazy mist hangs from the brow of the hill. Concealing the course of the dark winding rill ; How languid the scenes, late so sprightly, ap- pear, As autumn to winter resigns the pale year ! The forests are leafless, the meadows are brown, And all the gay foppery of summer is flown ; Apart let me wander, apart let me muse, How quick time is flying, how keen fate pur- sues ; How long I have liv'd — but how much liv'd in vain: How little of life's scanty span may remain : What aspects, old Time, in his progress, has worn ; What ties, cruel fate in my bosom has torn. How foolish, or worse, till our summit is gain'd ! And downward, how weaken'd, how darken'd, how pain'd ! This life's not worth having with all it can give, For something beyond it poor man sure must live. O, WERE I ON PARNASSUS' HILL: Tune — " My love is lost to me." O, WERE I on Parnassus' hill ! Or had of Helicon my fill ; That I might catch poetic skill. To sing how dear I love thee ! But Nith maun be my muse's well, My muse maun be thy bonnie sel ; On Corsincon I'll glowr and spell, And write how dear I love thee. Then come, sweet muse, inspire my lay ! For a' the lee-lang simmer's day, I coudna sing, I coudna say, How much, how dear I love thee. I see thee dancing o'er the green. Thy waist sae jimp, thy limbs sae clean, Thy tempting lips, thy roguish een — By heaven and earth, I love thee ! By night, by day, a-field, at hame, The thoughts o' thee my breast inflame ; And ay I muse and sing thy name, I only live to love thee. Tho' I were doom'd to wander on. Beyond the sea, beyond the sun. Till my last weary sand was run ; Till then — and then I love thee. I LOVE MY JEAN. Tune—" Miss Admiral Gordon's Strathspey." Of a' the airts the wind can blaw, I dearly like the west. For there the bonnie lassie lives, The lassie I lo'e best : There wild woods grow, and rivers flow, And mony a hill between ; But day and night, my fancy's flight Is ever wi' my Jean. I see her in the dewy flow'rs, I see her sweet and fair : I hear her in the tunefu' birds, I hear her charm the air : There's not a bonnie flower that springs. By fountain, shaw, or green. There's not a bonnie bird that sings, But minds me o' my Jean. THE BRAES O' BALLOOHMYLE The Catrine woods were yellow seen, The flowers decay'd on Catrine lee, Nae lav'rock sang on hillock green, But nature sicken'd on the e'e. Thro' faded grove Maria sang, Hersel in beauty's bloom the while. And ay the wild-wood echoes rang, Fareweel the braes o' Ballochmyle. Low in your wintry beds, ye flowers, Again ye'U flourish fresh and fair ; Ye birdies dumb, in wiih'ring bowers, Again ye'U charm the vocal air. But here, alas ! for me nae mair Shall birdie charm, or floweret smile ; Fareweel the bonnie banks of Ayr, Fareweel, fareweel I sweet Ballochmyle. WILLIE BREW'D A PECK O'MAUT. O, WILLIE brew'd a peck o' maut, And Rob and Allan came to see ; Three blither hearts, that lee-lang night. Ye wad na find in Christendie. We are na fou, we''re na that fou, But just a drappie in our e'e ; The cock may craw, the day may daw, And ay well taste the barley bree. Here are we met, three merry boys, Three merry boys, I trow are we ; And mony a night we've merry been, And mony mae we hope to be ! We are nafou, ^c. It is the moon, I ken her horn, That's blinkin in the lift sae hie ; She shines sae bright to wyle us hame, But, by my sooth, she'll wait a wee ! We are nafou, (f-c. Wha first shall rise to gang awa, A cuckold, coward loon is he ! Wha last beside his chair shall fa', He is the king amang us three I We are nafou, ^c. BURNS' POEMS 83 THE BLUE -EYED LASSIE. I GAEP a waefu' gate, yestreen, A gate, I fear, I'll clearly rue ; I gat my death frae twa sweet een, Twa lovely een o' bonnie blue. 'Twas not her golden rniglets bright ; Her lips like roses wat wi' dew, Her heaving bosom, lily-white ; — It was her een sae bonnie blue. She talk'd, she smil'd, my heart she wil'd. She charm'd my soul I wist na how ; And ay the stound, the deadly wound, Cam frae her een sae bonnie blue. But spare to speak, and spare to speed ; She'll aiblins listen to my vow : Should she refuse, I'll lay my dead To her twa een sae bonnie blue. THE BANKS OF NITH Tune — " Robie Dona Gorach." The Thames flows proudly to the sea, Where royal cities stately stand ; But sweeter flows the Nith to me. Where Commins ance had high command : When shall I see that honor'd land, That winding stream I love so dear ! Must wayward fortune's adverse hand Forever, ever keep me here ? How lovely, Nith, thy fruittul vales, Where spreading hawthorns gaily bloom ; How sweetly wind thy sloping dales, Where lambkins wanton thro' the broom ! Tho' wandering, now, must be my doom, Far from thy bonnie banks and braes. May there my latest hours consume, Amang the friends of early days ! JOHN ANDERSON MY JO. John Andersox my jo, John, When we were first acquent ; Your locks were like the raven. Your bonnie brow was brent ; But now your brow is bald, John, Your locks are like the snaw ; But blessings on your frosty pow, John Anderson my jo. John Anderson my jo, John, We clamb the hill thegither; And mony a canty day, John, We've had wi' ane anither : Now we maun totter down, John, But hand and hand we'll go. And sleep thegither at the foot, John Anderson my jo. TAM GLEN. My heart is a-breaking, dear Tittie, Some counsel unto me come len', To anger them a' is a pity ; But what will 1 do wi' Tarn Glen ? I'm thinkin, wi' sic a braw fellow, In poortith I might mak a fen' ; What care I in riches to wallow, If I maunna marry Tarn Glen ? There's Lovvrie the laird o' Drummeller, '• Guid day to you, brute," he comes ben; He brags and he blaws o' his siller, But when will he dance like Tam Glen ? My minnie does constantly deave me, And bids me beware of young men ; They flatter, she says, to deceive me ; But wha can think sae o' Tam Glen ? My daddie says, gin I'll forsake him, He'll gie me guid hunder marks ten : But, if it's ordain'd 1 maun tak him, O wha will I get but Tam Glen ? Yestreen at the Valentine's dealing, My heart to my mou gied a sten ; For thrice I drew ane without failing. And thrice it was written, Tam Glen ? The last Halloween I was waukin My droukit sark-sleeve, as ye ken, His likeness cam up the house staukin. And the very gray breeks o' Tam Glen' Come counsel, dear Tittie, don't tarry ; I'll gie you my bonnie black hen, Gif ye will advise me to marry The lad I lo'e dearly, Tam Glen. MY TOCHER'S THE JEWEL. MEiKLE thinks my luve o' my beauty, And meikle thinks my luve o' my. kin; But little thinks my luve I ken brawlie. My tocher's the jewel has charms for him. It's a' for the apple he'll nourish the tree ; It's a' for the hiney he'll cherish the bee ; My laddie's sae meikle in luve wi' the siller. He canna hae luve to spare for me. Your proffer o' luve's an airl-penny, My tocher's the bargain ye wad buy ; But an ye be crafty, I am cunnin, Sae ye wi' anither your fortune may try. Ye're like to the trimmer o' yon rotten wood, Ye're like to the bark of yon rotten tree, Ye'U slip frae me like a knotless thread. And ye' 11 crack your credit wi' mae nor me. THEN GUIDWIFE COUNT THE LAWIN. Gane is the day, and mirk's the night, But w^e'll ne'er stay for faute o' light, For ale and brandy's stars and moon, And bluid-red wine 's the rysin sun. Then guidvnfe coiuit the lawin, the lawin, the lawhi, {cos pie mair. Then guidwife count the lawin, and bring a There's wealth and ease for gentlemen, And semple-folk maun fecht and fen' ; But here we're a' in ae accord, For ilka man that's drunk's a lord. 2'hen guidwife count, <^c. 84 BURNS' POEMS. My coggie is a haly pool. That heals the wounds o' care and dool ; And pleasure is a wanton trout, An' ye drink it a' yell find him out. Then guidwife count, &-c. WHAT CAN A YOUNG- LASSIE DO WI' AN AULD MAN? What can a young lassie, what shall a young lassie, What can a young lassie do wi' an auld man? Bad luck on the pennie that tempted my minnie To sell her poor Jennie for siller an' Ian' ! Bad luck on the pennie, ^c. He's always compleenin frae mornin to e'enin, He hosts and he hirples the weary day lang ; He's doyli and he's dozen, his bluid it is frozen, O, dreary's the night with a crazy auld man ! He hums and he hankers, he frets and he can- kers, I never can please him, do a' that I can ; He's peevish and jealous of a' the young fel- lows : O, dool on the day I met wi' an auld man ! My auld auntie Katie upon me taks pity, I'll do my endeavor to follow her plan; I'll cross him, and wrack him, until I heart- break him, [pan. And then his auld brass will buy me a new THE BONNIE WEE THING. Bonnie wee thing, cannie wee thing. Lovely wee thing, wast thou mine, I wad wear thee in my bosom, Lest my jewel I should tine. Wishfully I look and languish In that bonnie face o' thine ; And my heart it stounds wi' anguish, Lest my wee thing be na mine. Wit, and grace, and love, and beauty, In ae constellation shine ; To adore thee is my duty. Goddess of this soul o' mine ! Bonnie wee, (f-c. (O, FOR ANE AND TWENTY, TAMI Tune — "The Moudiewort." An 0, for one and twenty. Tarn .' An hey, sweet ane and twenty, Tarn! Til learn my kin a rattlin sang. An 1 saw ane and twenty. Tarn. 'They snool me sair, and baud me down, And gar me look like bluntie, Tam ! 'But three short years will soon wheel roun'. And then comes ane and twenty, Tam, An 0, for ane, (J-c. A gleib o' Ian', a claut o' gear. Was left me by my auntie, Tam ! At kith or kin T needna spier. An I saw ane and twenty, Tam ! An 0,for ane, ^c. They'll hae me wed a wealthy coof, Tho' I mysel' hae plenty, Tam ; But hear'st thou, laddie, there's my loof, I'm thine at ane and twenty, Tam 1 All 0, for ane, (f-c. BESS AND HER SPINNING WHEEL O LEEZE me on my spinning wheel, O leeze me on my rock and reel, Frae tap to tae that deeds me bien, And haps me fiel and warm at e'en ! I'll set me down and sing and spin, While laigh descends the simmer sun, Blest wi' content, and milk and meal — O leeze me on my spinning wheel. On ilka hand the burnies trot, And meet below my theekit cot ; The scented birk and hawthorn white Across the pool their arms unite. Alike to screen the birdie's nest. And little fishes' caller rest : The sun blinks kindly in the biel', Where blithe I turn my spinning wheel. On lofty aiks the cushats wail. And echo cons the doolfu' tale ; The lintwhiies in the hazel braes, Delighted, rival ither lays: The craik amang the claver hay, The paitrick whirrin o'er the ley. The swallow jinkin round my shiel. Amuse me at my spinning wheel. Wi' sma' to sell, and less to buy, Aboon distress, below envy, O wha wad leave this humble state, For a' the pride of a' the great? Amid their flaring, idle toys. Amid their cumbrous, dinsome joys. Can they the peace and pleasure feel Of Bessy at her spinning wheel ? COUNTRY LASSIE. In simmer when the hay was mawn, And corn wav'd green in ilka field, While claver blooms white o'er the lea, And roses blaw in ilka bield ; Blithe Bessie in the milking shiel. Says, I'll he wed, come o't what will; Out spak a dame in wrinkled eild. " O' guid advisement comes nae ill. " It's ye hae wooers mony ane, And lassie, ye're but young, ye ken ; Then wait a wee, and cannie wale, A routhie but, a routhie ben : There's Johnie o' the Buskie-glen, Fu' is his barn, fu' is his byre : Tak this frae me, my bonnie hen. It's plenty beets the luver's fire." For Johnie o' the Buskie-glen, I dinna care a single flie ; He lo'es sae well his craps and kye, Ho has no hive to spare for me : BURNS' POEMS. 85 But blithe's the blink o' Robie's e'e, And weel I wat he lo'es me dear: Ae blink o' him I wad na gie For Buskie-glen and a' his gear. " O thoughtless lassie, life's a faught ; The canniest gale, the strife is sair ; But ay fu' han't is fechtin best, A hungry care's an unco care : But some will spend, and some will spare, An' willfu' folk maun hae their will; Syne as ye brew, my maiden fair, Keep mind that ye maun drink the yill." O, gear will buy me rigs o' land, And gear will buy me sheep and kye ; But the tender heart o' leesome luve, The gowd and siller canna buy : We may be poor — Robie and I, Light is the burden luve lays on ; Content and luve brings peace and joy, What mair hae queens upon a throne ? FAIR ELIZA. A GAELIC AIR. Turn again, thou fair Eliza, Ae kind blink before we part, Rew on thy despairing lover ! Canst thou break his faithfu' heart ? Turn again, thou fair Eliza ; If to love thy heart denies, For pity hide the cruel sentence, Under friendship's kind disguise. Thee, dear maid, hae I offended ? The offence is loving thee : Canst thou wreck his peace forever, Wha for thine wad gladly die ? While the life beats in my bosom, Thou shalt mix in ilka throe : Turn again, thou lovely maiden, Ae sweet smile on me bestow. Not the bee upon the blossom, In the pride o' sinny noon ; Not the little sporting fairy. All beneath the simmer moon; Not the poet in the moment Fancy lightens on his e'e, Kens the pleasure, feels the rapture, That thy presence gies to me. THE POSIE. O LUVE will venture in, where it daur na weel be seen, [has been ; O luve will venture in, where wisdom ance But I will down yon river rove, amang the wood sae green. And a' to pu' a posie to my ain dear May. The primrose I will pu', the firstling o' the year. And I will pu' the pink, the emblem o' my dear, For she's the pink o' womankind, and blooms without a peer ; And a' to be a posie to my ain dear May. I'll pu' the budding rose when Phcebus peeps in view, [mou ; For it's like a baumy kiss o' her sweet bonnie The hyacinth 's for constancy, wi' its unchang- ing blue, And a' to be a posie to my ain dear May. The lily it is pure, and the lily it is fair. And in her lovely bosom I'll place the lily there; The daisy 's for simplicty and unaffected air, And a' to be a posie to my ain dear May. The hawthorn I will pu', wi' its locks o' siller gray, [day. Where, like an aged man, it stands at break o' But the songster's nest within the bush I win- na tak away ; And a' to be a posie to my ain dear May. The woodbine I will pu' when the e'ening star is near, [sae clear; And the diamond-draps o' dew shall be her een The violet 's for modesty, which weel she fa's to wear, And a' to be a posie to my ain dear May. I'll tie the posie round wi' the silken band of luve, [a' above. And I'll place it in her breast, and I'll swear by That to my latest draught o' life, the band shall ne'er remove, And this will be a posie to my ain dear May. THE BANKS O' BOON. Ye banks and braes o' bonnie Doon, How can ye bloom sae fresh and fair ; How can ye chant, ye little birds, And I sae weary, fu' o' care I Thou'lt break my heart, thou warbling bird, That wantons thro' the flowering thorn ; Thou minds me o' departed joys, Departed never to return. Oft hae I rov'd by bonnie Doon, To see the rose and woodbine twine ; And ilka bird sang o' its luve, And fondly sae did I o' mine. Wi' lightsome heart I p"ud a rose, Fu' sweet upon its thorny tree : But my fause luver stole my rose. But ah ! he left the thorn wi' me. SONG. Tune—" Catharine Ogie." Ye flowery banks o' bonnie Doon, How can ye blume sae fair. How can ye chant, ye little birds, And I sae fu' o' care ! Thou'll break my heart, thou bonnie bird That sings upon the bough ; Thou minds me o' the happy days When my fause luve was true. Thou'll break my heart, thou bonnie bird That sings beside thy mate ; For sae I sat, and sae I sang. And wist na o' my fate. Aft hae I rov'd by bonnie Doon, To see the woodbine twine, And ilka bird sang o' its love, And sae did I o' mine. 86 BURNS' POEMS. Wi' lightsome heart I pu'd a rose, Frae aff its thorny tree, And my fause luver staw the rose, But left the thorn wi' me. SIO A WIFE AS WILLIE HAD Willie Wastle dwalt on Tweed, The spot they ca'd it Linkumdoddie, Willie was a wabster guid, Cou'd stown a clue wi' ony bodie; He had a wife was dour and din, O Tinkler Madgie was her mither ; Sic a wife as Willie had, 1 wad na gie a button for her. She has an e'e, she has but ana. The cat has twa the very color ; Five rusty teeth, forbye a stump, A clapper tongue wad deave a miller ; A whisken beard about her mou, Her nose and chin they threaten ither ; Sic a wife, ^c. She's bow-hough'd, she's hein-shinn'd, Ae limpin leg a hand-breed shorter ; She 's twisted right, she 's twisted left, To balance fair in ilka quarter : She had a hump upon her breast. The twin o' that upon her shouther ; Sic a wife, ^-c. Auld baudrans by the ingle sits. An' wi' her loof her face a-washin ; But Willie's wife is nae sae trig. She dights her grunzie wi' a hushion ; Her walie nieves like middin-creels. Her face wad fyle the Logan- Water, * Sic a wife as IVillie had, I wad na gie a button for her. GLOOMY DECEMBER. Ance mair I hail thee, thou gloomy December ! Ance mair I hail thee wi' sorrow and care ; Sad was the parting thou makes me remember, Parting wi' Nancy, oh ! ne'er to meet mair. Fond lovers parting is sweet painful pleasure, Hope beaming mild on the soft parting hour; But the dire feeling, farewell forever. Is anguish unmingled and agony pure. Wild as the winter now tearing the forest, Till the last leaf o' the summer is flown, Such is the tempest has shaken my bosom. Since my last hope and last comfort is gone ; Still as I hail thee, thou gloomy December, Still shall I hail thee wi' sorrow and care ; For sad was the parting thou makes me re- member, Parting wi' Nancy, oh, ne'er to meet mair. WILT THOU BE MY DEARIE? Wilt thou be my dearie ? When sorrow wrings thy gentle heart ? wilt thou let me cheer thee ? By the treasure of my sou' And that 's the love I bear thee ! I swear and vow, that only thou Shall ever be my dearie. Only thou, I swear and vow. Shall ever be my dearie. Lassie, say thou lo'es me; Or if thou wilt na be my ain, Say na thou'lt refuse me : If it winna, canna be. Thou for thine may choose me ; Let me, lassie, quickly die, Trusting that thou lo'es me. Lassie, let me quickly die, Trusting that thou lo'es me. SHE'S FAIR AND FAUSE. She's fair and fause, that causes my smart, t lo'ed her meikle and lang ; She's broken her vow, she's broken my heart, And I may e'en gae hang. A coof cam in wi' rowth o' gear, And I hae tint my dearest dear, But woman is but warld's gear, Sae let the bonnie lass gang. Whae'er ye be that woman love, To this be never blind, Nae ferlie 'tis tho' fickle she prove, A woman has't by kind ; O woman, lovely, woman fair ! An angel's form's faun to thy share, Twad been o'er meikle to gien thee mair, I mean an angel mind. AFTON WATER. Flow gently, sweet Afton, among thy green braes, Flow gently, I'll sing thee a song in thy praise ; My Mary's asleep by thy murmuring stream, Flow gently, sweet Afton, disturb not her dream. Thou stock-dove whose echo resounds thro' the Ye wild whistling blackbirds, in yon thorny den, Thou green-crested lap- wing, thy screaming for- bear, I charge you, disturb not my slumbering fair. How lofty, sweet Afton, thy neighboring hills, Far mark'd wi' the courses of clear, winding rills; There daily I wander as noon rises high. My flocks and my Mary's sweet cot in my eye. How pleasant thy banks and green valleys be- low, [blow ; Where wild in the woodlands the primroses There, oft, as mild evening weeps over the lea. The sweet scented birk shades my Mary and me. Thy crystal stream, Afton, how softly it glides, And winds by the cot where my Mary resides; How wanton thy waters her snowy feet lave, As gathering sweet flow'rets she stems thy clear wave BURNS' POEMS 87 Flow gently, sweet Afton, among thy green braes, Flow gently, sweet river, the theme of my lays , My Mary 's asleep by thy murmurmg stream, P"'low gently, sweet Alton, disturb not her dream. BONNIE BELL. The smiling spring comes in rejoicing, And surly winter grimly flies : Now crystal clear are the falling waters, And bonnie blue are the sunny skies ; Fresh o'er the mountains breaks forth morning. The ev'ning gilds the ocean's swell ; All creatures joy in the sun's returning, And I rejoice in my bonnie Bell. The flowery spring leads sunny summer, And yellow autumn presses near, Then in his turn comes gloomy winter, Till smiling spring again appear. Thus seasons dancing, life advancing. Old Time and nature their changes tell, But never ranging, still unchanging I adore my bonnie Bell. the THE GALLANT WEAVER. Where Cart rins rowin to the sea, By mony a flow'r, and spreading tree, There lives a lad, the lad for me. He is a gallant weaver. Oh I had wooers aught or nine. They gied me rings and ribbons hne ; And I was fear'd my heart would tine, And I gied it to the weaver. My daddie sign'd my tocher-band. To gie the lad that has the land; But to my heart I'll add my hand, And gie it to the weaver. While birds rejoice in leafy bowers; While bees rejoice in opening flowers; While corn grows green in simmer showers, I'll love my gallant weaver. tOUIS, WHAT RECK I BY THEE? Louis, what reck T by thee, Or Geordie on his ocean ? Dyvor, beggar louns to me, I reign in Jeanie's bosom. Let her crown my love her law. And in her breast enthrone me : Kings and nations, swith awa ! Reif randies, I disown ye ! FOR THE SAKE OF SOMEBODY My heart is sair, I dare na tell, My heart is sair for somebody ; I could wake a winter night For the sake o' somebody, Oh-hon I for somebody ! Oh-hey ! for somebody I I could range the world around, For the sake of somebody ! Ye powers that smile on virtuous love, O, sweetly smile on somebody I Frae ilka danger keep him free. And send me safe my somebody. Oh-hon ! for somebody ! Oh-hey ! for somebody ! I wad do — what wad I not ? For the sake of somebody ! THE LOVELY LASS OF INVERNE! The lovely lass o' Inverness, Nac joy nor pleasure can she see ; For e'en and morn she cries, alas ! And ay the saut tear blins her e'e : Drumossie moor, Drumossie day, A waefu' day it was to me ; For there I lost my father dear, My father dear and brethren three. Their winding-sheet the bluidy clay. Their graves are growing green to see ; And by them Ues the dearest lad That ever blest a woman's e'e ! Now wae to thee, thou cruel lord, A bluidy man I trow thou be ; For mony a heart thou hast made sair, That ne'er did wrong to thine or thee. A MOTHER'S LAMENT FOR T: DEATH OF HER SON Tune — " Finlayston House." Fate gave the word, the arrow sped. And pierc'd my darling's heart: And with him all the joys are fled Life can to me impart. By cruel hands the sapling drops, In dust dishonor'd laid : So fell the pride of all my hopes* My age's future shade. The mother-linnet in the brake, Bewails her ravish'd young; So I, for my lost darling's sake. Lament the live-day long. Death, oft I've fear'd thy fatal blow, Now fond I bare my breast, O, do thou kindly lay me low With him I love, at rest ! O MAY, THY MORN. O May, thy morn were ne'er sae sweet As the mirk night o' December; For sparkling was the rosy wine. And private was the chamber : And dear was she I dare na name, But I will ay remember. And dear, ^c. 88 BURNS' POEMS. And here's to them, that, like oursel, Can push about the jorum ; And here's to them that wish us weel, - May a' that's guid watch o'er them ; And here's to them we dare na tell, The dearest o' the quorum. A7id here's to, ^c. O, WAT YE WHA'S INYON TOWN; O, WAT ye wha's in yon town, Ye see the e'nin sun upon ? The fairest dame 's in yon town, That e'enin sun is shining on. Now haply down yon gay green shaw. She wanders by yon spreading tree : How blest ye flow'rs that round her blaw, Ye catch the glances o' her e'e I How blest, ye birds that round her sing, And welcome in the blooming year ! And doubly welcome be the spring, The season to my Lucy dear. The sun blinks blithe on yon town, And on yon bonnie braes of Ayr ; But my delight in yon town. And dearest bliss, is Lucy fair. Without my love, not a' the charms O' Paradise could yield me joy ; But gie me Lucy in my arms. And welcome Lapland's deary sky. My cave wad be a lover's bower, Tho' raging winter rent the air; And she a lovely little flower, That I wad tent and shelter there. O, sweet is she in yon town, Yon sinkin sun's gane down upon ! A fairer than 's in yon town. His setting beam ne'er shone upon. If anger fate is sworn my foe, And suflfering I am doom'd to bear ; I careless quit aught else below. But spare me, spare me Lucy dear. For while life's dearest blood is warm, Ae thought frae her shall ne'er depart. And she — as fairest is her form ! She has the truest, kindest heart. A RED, RED ROSE. 0, MY luve's like a red, red rose, That 's newly sprung in June : O, my luve 's like the melodic, That 's sweetly play'd in tune. As fair art thou, my bonnie lass, So deep in luve am I : And I will luve thee still, my dear, Till a' the seas gang dry. Till a' the seas gang dry, my dear. And the rocks melt wi' the sun: I will luve thee still, my dear, "While the sands o' life shall run. And fare-thee-weel, my only luve I And fare-thee-weel a- while ! And I will come again, my luve, 1"ho' it were ten thousand mile. A VISION. As I stood by yon roofless tower. Where the wa'-flower scents the dewy air, Where the howlet mourns in her ivy bower, And tells the midnight moon her care. The winds were laid, the air was still, The stars they shot alang the sky ; The fox was howling on the hill, And the distant-echoing glens reply. The stream, adown its hazelly path, Was rushing by the ruin'd wa's, Hasting to join the sweeping Nith, Whase distant roaring swells and fa's. The cauld blue north was streaming forth Her lights, wi' hissing, eerie din ; Athort the lift they start and shift. Like fortune's favors, tint as win. By heedless chance I turn'd mine eyes, And by the moon-beam, shook, to see A stern and stalwart ghaist arise, Attir'd as minstrels wont to be. Had I a statue been o' stane. His darin look had daunted me : And on his bonnet grav'd was plain, The sacred posy — Libertie ! And frae his harp sic strains did flow. Might rous'd the slumbering dead to hear ; But oh, it was a tale of wo. As ever met a Briton's ear ! He sang wi' joy his former day, He weeping wail'd his latter tines; But what he said it was nae play, I winna ventur't in my rhymes. COPT OF A POETICAL ADDRESS TO MR. WILLIAM TYTLER, With the present of the Bard''s Picture. Revered defender of beauteous Stuart, Of Stuart, a name once respected, [heart, A name, which to love was the mark of a true But now 'tis despised and neglected. Tho' something like moisture conglobes in my eye. Let no one misdeem me disloyal ; [sigh, A poor friendless wand'rer may well claim a Still more, if that wand'rer were royal. My fathers that name have rever'd on a throne ; My fathers have fallen to right it ; Those fathers would spurn their degenerate son. That name should he scoffingly slight it. Still in prayers for K — G — I most heartlyjoin, The Q — , and the rest of the gentry, Be they wise, be they foolish, is nothing of mine; Their title's avow'd by my country. BURNS' POEMS. tut why of this epocha make such a fuss, 89 But loyalty, truce ! we'er on dangerous ground. Who knows how the fashions may aher ? The doctrine, to-day, that is loyalty sound. To-morrow may bring us a halter. I send you a trifle, a head of a bard, A trifle scarce worthy your care ; But accept it, good Sir. as a mark of regard. Sincere as a saint's dying prayer. Now life's chilly evening dim shades on your And ushers the long dreary night ; [eye. But you, like the star that athwart gilds the sky. Your course to the latest is bright. CALEDONIA. Tune — •' Caledonian Hunt's Delight." m There was once a day, but old Time then was young. That brave Caledonia, the chief of her line. From some of your northern deities sprung, (Who knows not that brave Caledonia's di- vine From Tweed to the Orcades was her domain, To hunt, or to pasture, or do what she would : Her heavenly relations there fixed her reign. And pledg'd her their godheads to warrant it good. A lambkin in peace, but a lion in war. The pride of her kindred, the heroine grew: Her grandsire, old Odin, triumphantly swore, " Whoe'er shall provoke thee, th' encounter shall rue I" With tillage or pasture at times she would sport. To feed her fair flocks by her green rustling corn ? But chiefly the woods were her fav'rite resort, Her darling amusement, the hounds and the horn. Long quiet she reign'd ; till thitherward steers A flight of bold eagles from Adria's strand : Repeated, successive, for many long years. They darkcn'd the air, and they pTunder'd the land: Theirpounces were murder, and terror their cry, They'd conquer'd and ruin'd a world beside ; She took to her hills, and her arrows let fly. The daring invaders they fled or they died. The fell Harpy-raven took wing from the north. The scourge of the seas, and th^ dread of the shore ; The wild Scandinavian boar issu'd forth To wanton in carnage and wallow in gore: O'er countries and kingdoms the fury prevail'd. No arts could appease them, no arms could repel ; But brave Caledonia in vain they assail'd. As Largs well can witness, and Loncartie tell. The Chameleon-savage disturb'd her repose. With tumult, disquiet, rebellion and strife; Provok'd beyond bearing, at last she arose, And robb'd him at once of his hopes and his life: The Anglian lion, the terror of France, Oft prowling, ensanguin'd the Tweed's sil- ver flood ; But, taught by the bright Caledonian lance. He learned to fear in his own native wood. Thus bold, independent, unconquer'd, and free, Her bright course of glory forever shall run, For brave Caledonia immortal must be ; I'll prove it from Euclid as clear as the sun ; Rectangle-triangle, the figure we'll choose, I'he upright is Chance, and old Time is the base; But brave Caledonia's the hypotenuse ; Then ergo, she'll match them, and match them always. THE followintr Poem was written to a Gentle- man who had sent him a Newspaper, and off' cred to continue it free of Expense. Kind Sir, I've read your paper through, And t'aith to me, 'twas really new ! How guessed ye. Sir, what maist I wanted ? This mony a day I'vegrain'd and gaunted, To ken what PVench mischief was brewin ; Or what the drumlie Dutch were doin ; That vile doup-skelper, Emperor Joseph, If Venus yet had got his nose off; Or how the collieshangie works Atween the Russians and the Turks ; Or if the Swede, before he halt. Would play anither Charles the twalt : If Denmark, any body spak o't; Or Poland, wha had now the tack o't; How cut-throat Prussian blades were hmgin, How libbet Italy was singin ; If Spaniard, Portuguese, or Swiss, Were sayin or takin aught amiss : Or how onr merry lads at hame. In Britam's court kept up the game : How Royal George, the Lord leuk o'er him I Was managing St. Stephen's quorum ; If sleekit Chatham Will was liven, Or glaikit Charlie got his nieve in ; How daddie Burke the plea was cookin, If Warren Hasting's neck was yeukin ; How cesses, stents, and fees were rax'd. Or if bare a — s yet were tax'd; The news o' princes, dukes, and earls, Pimps, sharpers, bawds, and opera-girls ; If that daft buckie, Geordie W***s, Was threshin still at hizzies' tails. Or if he was grown oughtlins douser. And no a perfect kintra cooser, A' this and mair I never heard of; And but for you I might despaired of. So gratefu', back your news I send you. And pray, a' guid things may attend you. EUisland, Monday Morning, 1790. POEM ON PASTORAL POETRY. Hail, Poesie ! thou Nymph reserv'd ! In chase o' thee, what crowds hae swerv'd Frae common sense, or sunk ennerv'd 'Mang heaps o' clavers ; And och ! o'er aft thy joes hae starv'd, 'Mid a' thy favors ! 90 BURNS' POEMS Say, lassie, why thy train amangr, While loud the trump''s heroic clang, And sock and buskin skelp alang To death or marriage ; Scarce ane has tried the shepherd-sang But wi' miscarriage ? In Homer's craft Jock Milton thrives, Eschylus' pen Will Shakspeare drives; Wee Pope, the knurlin, till him rives Horatian fame ; In thy sweet sang, Barbauld, survives Even Sappho's flame. But thee, Theocritus, wha matches? They're no herd's ballats, Maro's catches : Squire Pope but busks his skinklin patches O' heathen tatters : I pass by hunders, nameless wretches, That ape their betters. In this braw age o' wit and lea, Will nane the shepherd's whistle mair Blaw sweetly, in its native air And rural grace ; And wi' the far-fam'd Grecian, share A rival place ? Yes ! there is ane — a Scottish callan ! There's ane ; come forrit, honest Allan ! Thou needna jouk behint the hallan, A chiel sae clever ; The teeth o' Time may gnaw Tamtallan, But thou 's forever. Thou paints auld Nature to the nines, In thy sweet Caledonian lines ; Nae gowden stream thro' myrtle twines, Where Philomel, While nightly breezes sweep the vines, Her griefs will tell ! In gowany glens thy burnie strays. Where bonnie lasses bleach their claes ; Or trots by hazelly shaws and braes, Wi' hawthorns gray, Where blackbirds join the shepherd's lays At close o' day. Thy rural loves are nature's sel ; Nae bombast spates o' nonsense swell ; Nae snap conceits, but that sweet spell O' witchin love, That charm that can the strongest quell ; The sternest move. BATTLE OF S H E R I F F-M U I R, Between the Duke of Argyle and the Earl of Mar. " O CAM ye here the fight to shun. Or herd the sheep wi' me, man ? Or were ye at the sherra-muir, And did the battle see, man ?" I saw the battle, sair and tough. And reekin-red ran mony a sheugh. My heart, for fear, gae sough for sough, To hear the thuds, and see the duds, O' clans frae woods, in tartan duds, Wha glaum'd at kingdoms three, man. The red-coat lads wi' black cockades. To meet them were na slaw, man ; They rush'd and push'd, and blude outgush'd, And mony a bouk did fa', man : The great Argyle led on his files, I wat they glanced twenty miles : They hack'd and hash'd, while broad-swords clash'd, And thro' they dash'd, and hew'd and smash'd, Till fey-men died awa, man. But had you seen the philibegs. And skyrin tartan trews, man. When in the teeth they dar'd our whigs, And covenant true blues, man ; In lines extended lang and large. When bayonets oppos'd the targe. And thousands hasten'd to the charge, Wi' Highland wrath, they frae the sheath Drew blades o' death, till, out o' breath, They fled like frighted doos, man. " O how deil, Tam, can that be true ? The chase gaed frae the north, man ; I saw myself, they did pursue The horsemen back to Forth, man ; And at Dumblane, in my ain sight, They took the brig wi' a' their might. And straught to Stirling wing'd their flight; But, cursed lot! the gates were shut, And mony a huntit, poor red-coat, For fear amaist did swarf, man." Mv sister Kate carfi up the gate Wi' crowdie unto me, man ; She swore she saw some rebels run Frae Perth unto Dundee, man ; Their left-hand general had nae skill. The Angus lads had nae good will That day their neebors' blood to spill; For fear by foes, that they should lose Their cogs o' brose ; all crying woes, And so it goes you see, man. They've lost some gallant gentlemen, Amang the Highland clans, man; I fear my lord Panmure is slain, Or fallen in whiggish hands, man : Now wad ye sing this double fight, Some fell for wrang, and some for right; But mony bid the world guid-night ; Then ye may tell, how pell and mell, By red claymores, and muskets' knell, Wi' dying yell, the tories fell. And whigs to hell did flee, man. SKETCH— NEW-Y EAR'S DAY TO MRS. DUNLOP. This day. Time winds th' exhausted chain, To run the twelvemonth's length again: I see the old, bald-pated fellow. With ardent eyes, complexion sallow, Adjust the unimpair'd machine, To wheel the equal, dull routine. The absent lover, minor heir. In vain assail him with their prayer, Deaf as my friend, he sees them press. Nor makes the hour one moment less. Will you (the Major's with the hounds ; The happy tenants share his rounds ; Coila's fair Rachel's care to-day, And blooming Keith's engaged with Gray^ BURNS' POEMS. 91 From housewife cares a minute borrow — Thiit grandchild's cap will do to-morrow — And join with me a-moralizing, This day's propitious to be wise in. First, what did yesternight dehver ? " Another year is gone forever." And what is this day's strong suggestion ? *' The passing moment 's all we rest on !" Rest on — for what ? what do we here ? Or why regard the passing year ? Will Time, amus'd with proverb'd lore, Add to our date one minute more ? A tew days may — a few years must — Repose us in the silent dust. Then is it wise to damp our bliss ? Yes — all such reasonings are amiss ! The voice of nature loudly cries, And mony a message from the skies, That something in us never dies : That on this frail, uncertain state, Hang matters of eternal weight ; That future life in worlds unknown Must take its hue from this alone ; Whether as heavenly glory bright. Or dark as misery's woful night. — Since then, my honor'd, first of friends, On this poor being all depends ; Let us th' important now employ. And live as those that never die. Tho' you, with day and honors crown'd. Witness that filial circle round, (A sight life's sorrows to repulse, A sight pale envy to convulse,) Others now claim your chief regard: Yourself, you wait your bright reward. EXTEMPORE, on the late Mr. William Smel- lie. Author of the Philosophy of Natural His- tory, and JSlemherofthe Antiquarian and Hoy- at Societies of Edinburgh. To Crochallan came, The old cock'd hat. the gray suriout, the same ; His bristling beard just rising in its might, 'Twas four^ long nights and days to shaving- night, His uncombed grizzly locks wild staring. thatch'd A head for thought profound and clear, un- match'd ; Yet tho' his caustic wit was bitting, r>ide. His heart was warm, benevolent, and good. POETICAL INSCRIPTION for an Altar to Independence, at Kerrouphtry, the Seat of Mr. Heron ; written in summer, 1795. Thou of an independent mind, With soul resolv'd, with soul resigned : Prepar'd Power's proudest frown to brave, Who wilt not be. nor have a slave ; Virtue alone who dost revere, Thy own reproach alone dost fear, Approach this shrine, and woship here. SONNET, ON THE DEATH OF ROBERT RIDDEL, ESq. OF GLEN RIDDEL, APRIL, 1794. No more, ye warblers of the wood, no more. Nor pour your descant, grating, on my soul; Thou young-eyed Spring, gay in thy verdant stole, [est roar. More welcome were to me grim Winter's wild- How can ye charm, ye flow'rs, with all your dyes? Ye blow upon the sod that wraps my friend ; How can I to the tuneful strain attend ? That strain flows round th' untimely tomb where Riddel lies. Yes, pour, ye warblers, pour the notes of wo, And soothe the Virtues weeping on this bier: The Man of Worth, and has not left his peer, Is in his " narrow house" forever darkly low. Thee, Spring, again with joy shall others greet ; Me, mem'ry of my loss will only meet. MONODY ON A LADY FAMED FOR HER CAPRICE. How cold is that bosom which folly once fir'd ! How pale is that cheek where the rouge late- ly glisten'd ! How silent that tongue which the echoes oft tir'd! How dull is that ear which to flattery so lis- ten'dl If sorrow and anguish their exit await; From friendship and dearest aflection remov'd; How doubly severer, Eliza, thy fate. Thou diedst unwept as thou livedst unlov'd. Loves, Graces, and Virtues. I call not on you ; So shy, grave, and distant, ye shed not a tear ; But come, ail ye ofi'spring of folly so true. And flowers let us cull for Eliza's cold bier. We'll search thro' the garden for each silly flower. We'll roam thro' the forest for each idle weed ; But chiefly the nettle, so typical, shower. For none e'er approach'd her but ru'd the rash deed. We'll sculpture the marble, we'll measure the Here Vanity strums on her idiot lyre ; [lay ; There keen Indignation shall dart on her prey, Which spurning Contempt shall redeem from his ire. THE EPITAPH, Here lies, now a prey to insulting neglect, What once was a butterfly, gay in life's beam : Want only of wisdom, denied her respect, Want only of goodness, denied her esteem. 92 BURNS' POEMS. ANSWER to a Mandate sent by the Surveyor of the Wi7idows, Carriages, (^c, to each Par- mer, ordering him to send a signed List of his Horses, Servants, Wheel- Carriages, S/-c.,and whether he was a married Man or a Bachelor, and what Children they had. Sir, as your mandate did request, I send you here a faithfu' list, My horses, servants, carls, and graith, To which I'm free to tak my aith. Imprimis, then, for carriage cattle, I hae four brutes o' gallant mettle, As ever drew before a pettle. My hand afore, a guid auld has-been, And wight and willfu' a' his days seen ; My hafid a hin, a guid brown filly, Wha aft hae borne me safe frae Killie, And your old borough mony a time, In days when riding was nae crime : My fur a hin, a guid gray beast, As e'er in tug or tow was trac'd : The fourth, a Highland Donald hasty, A d-mn'd red-wud, Kilburnie blastie, For-by a cowt, of cowts the wale. As ever ran before a tail ; An' he be spar'd to be a beast, He'll draw me fifteen pund at least. Wheel-carriages I hae but few, Three carts, and twa are feckly new ; An auld wheel-barrow, mair for token, Ae leg and baith the trams are broken; I made a poker o' the spindle, And my auld mither brunt the trundle. For men, I've three mischievous boys, Run-deils for rantin and for noise ; A gadsman ane, a thrasher t'other, Wee Davoc hands the nowte in fother. I rule them, as I ought, discreetly. And often labor them completely, And ay on Sundays duly nightly, I on the questions tairge them tightly. Till faith wee Davoc's grown sae gleg, (Tho' scarcely langer than my leg,) He'll screed you off effectual calling , As fast as ony in the dwalling. I've nane in female servant station. Lord keep me ay frae a' temptation ! I hae nae wife, and that my bliss is. And ye hae laid nae tax on misses ; For weans I'm mair than well contented. Heaven sent me ane mair than I wanted ; My sonsie, smirking, dear-bought Bess, She stares the daddie in her face. Enough of aught ye like but grace. But her, my bonnie, sweet, wee lady, I've said enough for her already, And if ye tax her or her mither, By the L — d, ye'se get them a' thegither I And now, remember, Mr. Aiken, Nae kind of license out I'm taking. Thro' dirt and dub for life I'll paddle. Ere I sae dear pay for a saddle ; I've sturdy stumps, the Lord be thanked ! And a' my gates on foot I'll shank it. This list wi' my ain hand I've wrote it, The day and date is under noted ; Then know, all ye whom it concerns, Subscripsi huic, Robert Burns. Mossgiel, 22dFeb. 1786. SONG. Nae gentle dames, tho' e'er sae fair, Shall ever be my muse's care; Their titles a' are empty show ; Gie me my Highland lassie^ O. Within the glen sae bushy, O, Aboon the plain sae rushy, 0, I set me down wi'' right good will ; To sing my Highland lassie, 0. Oh, were yon hills and valleys mine, Yon palace and yon gardens fine ! The world then the love should know I bear my Highland lassie, O. Within the glen, ^c. But fickle fortune frowns on me, And I maun cross the raging sea ; But while my crimson currents flow I love my Highland lassie, O. Within the glen, (f-c. Altho' thro' foreign climes I range, I know her heart will never change. For her bosom burns with honor's glow, My faithful Highland lassie, O. Witfii?i the glen, (fc. For her I'll dare the billow's roar, For her I'll trace a distant shore. That Indian wealth may lustre throw Around my Highland lassie, 0. Within the glen, ^c. She has my heart, she has my hand, By sacred truth and honor's band ! Till the mortal stroke shall lay me low, I'm thine, my Highland lassie, O. Farewell, the glen sae bushy, ! Farewell, the plain sae rushy, ! To other lands I now must go. To sing my Highla?id lassie, ! I MPROMTU, ON MRS. 's BIRTHDAY, NOVEMBER 4, 1793. Old Winter, with his frosty beard. Thus once to Jove his prayer preferr'd ; What have I done, of all the year. To bear this hated doom severe ? My cheerless suns no pleasure know ; Night's horrid car drags, dreary, slow ; My dismal months no joys are crowning, But spleeny English, hanging, drowning. Now, Jove, for once be mighty civil, To counterbalance all this evil ; Give me, and I've no more to say, Give me Maria's natal day ! That brilliant gift will so enrich me, Spring, summer, autumn, cannot match me. 'Tis done ! says Jove ; so ends my story, And Winter once rejoiced in glory. ADDRESS TO A LADY, Oh, wert thou in the cauld blast, On yonder lea, on yonder lea; BURNS' POEMS 93 My plaidie to the angry airt, rd shelter thee, I'd shelter thee ; Or did misfortune's bitter storms Around thee blaw, around thee blaw, Thy bield should be niy bosom. To share it a', to share it a\ Or were I in the wildest waste, Sae black and bare, sae black and bare, The desert were a paradise, If thou wert there, if thou were there. Or were I monarch o' the globe, Wi' thee to reign, wi' thee to reign, The brightest jewel in my crown, Wad be my queen, wad be my queen. TO A YOUNG LADY, MISS JESSY -, DUMFRIES With Books which the Bard presented her. Thine be the volumes, Jessy fair. And with them take the poet's prayer; That fate may in her fairest page. With every kindliest, best presage Of future bliss, enroll thy name, With native worth and spotless fame, And wakeful caution still aware Of ill — but chief, man's felon snare ; All blameless joys on earth we find. And all the treasures of the mind — These be thy guardian and reward ; So prays thy faithful friend, the Bard. SONNET, written on the 25th of Ja?iuary, 1193, the Birth-day of the Author, on hearing a Thrush si7ig in a morni7ig Walk. Sing on, sweet thrush, upon the leafless bough : Sing on, sweet bird, I listen to thy strain : See aged Winter, 'mid his surly reign. At thy blithe carol clears his furrow'd brow. So in lone Poverty's dominion drear, Sits meek Content, with light unanxious heart, [part, Welcomes the rapid moments, bids them Nor asks if they bring aught to hope or fear. I thank thee. Author of this opening day! I'hou whose bright sun now gilds yon orient skies ! Riches denied, thy boon was purer joys, What wealth could never give nor take away ! Yet come, thou child of poverty and care, The mite high Heaven bestow'd, that mite with thee I'll share. EXTEMPORE, to Mr. .S**E, on refusing to Dine with him. after having been promised the first of Company, and the first of Cookery, \7th December, 1795. No more of your guests, be they titled or not. And cook'ry the first in the nation ; Who is proof to thy personal converse and wit. Is proof to all other temptation. To Mr. S**E, with a Present of a Dozen of Porter. O, HAD the malt thy strength of mind. Or hops the flavor of thy wit, 'Twere drink for first of human kind, A gift that e'en for S**e were lit. Jerusalem Tavern, Dumfries. THE DUMFRIES VOLUNTEERS. Tune — " Push about the Jorum." April, 1795. Does haughty Gaul invasion threat? Then let the loons beware. Sir, There's wooden walls upon our seas, And volunteers on shore, Sir. The Nith shall run to Corsincon, And CrifTel sink in Solway, Ere we permit a foreign foe On British ground to rally ! Fall de rail, (J-c. let us not, like snarling tykes. In wrangling be divided ; Till slap come in an unco loon, And wi' a rung decide it. Be Britain still to Britain true, Amang oursels united; For never but by British hands Maun British wrangs be righted. Fall de rail, ^c. The kettle o' the kirk and state, Perhaps a claut may fail in't ; But deil a foreign tinkler loan Shall ever ca' a nail in't. Our fathers' bluid the kettle bought, And wha wad dare to spoil it ; By heaven, the sacrilegious dog Shall fuel be to boil it ! Fall de rail, ^c. The wretch that would a tyrant own. And the wretch his true-born brother. Who would set the mob aboon the throne, May they be damn'd together ! Who will not sing, " God save the King," Shall hang as high's the steeple ; But while we sing, " God save the King," We'll ne'er forget the People. Fall de rail, ^c. POEM, ADDRESSED TO MR. MITCHELL, COLLECTOR OP EXCISE, DUMFRIES, 1796. Friend of the Poet, tried and leal, Wha wanting thee, might beg or steal ; Alake, alake, the meikle deil Wi' a' his witches, Are at it, skelpin, jig and reel. In my poor pouches. T modestly fu' fain wad hint it. That one pound one, I sairly want it : If wi' the hizzie down you sent it. It would be kind ; And while my heart wi' life-blood duntcd, I'd bear 't in mind. 94 BURNS' POEMS So may the auld year gang out moaning, To see the new come laden, groaning, Wi' double plenty o'er the loanin To thee and thine ; Domestic peace and comforts crowning The hale design. POSTSCRIPT. Ye've heard this while how I've been licket, And by fell death was nearly nicket : Grim loun ! he gat me by the fecket, And sair me sheuk ; But by guid luck I lap a wicket. And turn'd a neuk. But by that health I've got a share o't, And by that life. I'm promis'd mair o't, My hale and weel I'll take a care o't A tentier way ; Then farewell folly, hide and hair o't, For ance and aye. Sent to a Gentleman whom he had offended. The friend whom wild from wisdom's way, The fumes of wine infuriate send ; (Not moony madness more astray) Who but deplores that hapless friend ? Mine was th' insensate frenzied part, Ah why should I such scenes outlive ! Scenes so abhorrent to my heart ! 'Tis thine to pity and forgive. POEM ON LIFE. ADDRESSED TO COLONEL DE PEYSTER, DUMFRIES, 1796. My honor'd colonel, deep I feel Your interest in the Poet's weal ; Ah I now sma' heart hae I to speel The steep Paruaasus, Surrounded thus by bolus pill, And potion glasses. O what a canty warld were it, Would pain and care, and sickness spare it ; And fortune favor worth and merit. As they deserve : (And aye a rowth, roast beef and claret ; Syne wha wad starve ?) Dame Life, tho' fiction out may trick her, And in paste gems and frippery deck her ; Oh I flickering, feeble, and unsicker I've found her still. Ay wavering like the willow wicker 'Tween good and ill. Then that curst carmagnole, auld Satan, Watches, like baudrans by a rattan, Our sinfu' saul to get a claut on Wi' felon ire ; Syne whip ! his tail ye'U ne'er cast saut on. He's off like fire. Ah Nick ! ah Nick ! it is na fair. First showing us the tempting ware, Bright wines and bonnie lasses rare, To put us daft ; Syne weave, unseen, thy spider snare O' hell's damn'd waft. Poor man, the flie aft bizzes by. And aft as chance he comes thee nigh. Thy auld damn'd elbow yeuks wi' joy. And hellish pleasure ; Already in thy fancy's eye, Thy sicker treasure. Soon, heels o'er gowdie ! in he gangs, And like a sheep-head on a tangs. Thy girning laugh enjoys his pangs And murdering wrestle, As dangling in the wind, he hangs A gibbet's tassel. But lest you think I am uncivil. To plague you with this draunting drivel, Abjuring a' intentions evil, I quat my pen : The Lord preserve us frae the devil ! Amen ! amen ! ADDRESS TO THE TOOTH-ACHE My curse upon thy venom/d stang, That shoots my tortur'd gums alang ; And thro' my lugs gies mony a twang, Wi' gnawing vengeance ; Tearing my nerves wi' bitter pang, Like racking engines ! When fevers burn, or ague freezes, Rheumatics gnaw, or colic squeezes ; Our neighbor's sympathy may ease us, Wi' pitying moan : But thee — thou hell o' a' diseases, Ay mocks our groan ! Adown my beard the slavers trickle ! I throw the wee stools o'er the mickle, As round the fire the giglets keckle, To see me loup ; While raving mad, I wish a heckle Were in their doup. O' a' the num'rous human dools, [11 har'sts, daft bargains, cutty-stools, Or worthy friends rak'd i' the mools. Sad sight to see ! The tricks o' knaves, or fash o' fools. Thou bear'st the gree. Where'er that place be priests ca' hell, Whence a' the tones o' mis'ry yell, And ranked plagues their numbers tell. In dreadfu' raw. Thou, Tooth-ache, surely bear'st the bell Amang them a' I O thou grim, mischief-making chiel. That gars the notes of discord ^queel. Till daft mankind aft dance a reel In gore a shoe-thick ; — Gie a' the faes o' Scotland's weal A towmond's Tooth-ache ! SONG. Tune—" Morag." O wHA is she that lo'es me And has my heart a-keeping ? BURNS' POEMS. 05 O sweet is she that lo'es me, As dews o' simmer weeping, In tears the rose-buds steeping. that's the lassie o' my heart, My lassie ever dearer ; thaVs the queen o' womankind, And ne'^er a ane to peer her. If thou shah meet a lassie. In grace and beauty charming, That e'en thy chosen lassie. Ere while thy breast sae warming, Had ne'er sic powers alarming. that's, ^c. If thou hadst heard her talking, And thy attentions plighted, That ilka body talking, But her by thee is slighted, And thou art all delighted. thaVs, ^c. If thou hast met this fpir one ; When frae her thou hast parted. If every other fair one, But her thou hast deserted, And thou art broken-hearted, — that's, d^c. SONG. Jockey's ta''en the parting kiss. O'er the mountains he is gane ; And with him is a' my bliss, Nought but griefs with me remain. Spare my luve, ye winds that blaw, Plashy sleets and beating rain ; Spare my luve, thou feathery snaw. Drifting o'er the frozen plain. When the shades of evening creep O'er the day's fair, gladsome e'e, Sound and safely may he sleep, Sweetly blithe his waukening be ! He will think on her he loves. Fondly he'll repeat her name ; For where'er he distant roves, Jocky's heart is still at hame. SONG. My Peggy's face, my Peggy's form, The frost of hermit age might warm ; My Peggy's worth, my Peggy's mind. Might charm the first of human kind. I love my Peggy's angel air. Her face so truly, heavenly fair, Her native grace so void of art ; But I adore my Peggy's heart. The lily's hue, the rose's dye. The kindling lustre of an eye ; Who but owns their magic sway. Who but knows they all decay ! The tender thrill, the pitying tear. The generous purpose, nobly dear. The gentle look, that rage disarms. These are all immortal charms. WRITTEN in a Wrapper e7iclosinfr a Lettei to Capt. Grose, to be Itfl with Mr. Cardonnel, Antiquarian. Tune — " Sir John Malcolm." Ken ye aught o' Captain Grose ? Igo, 4- oso, If he's amang his friends or foes ? Iram, coram, dago. Is he South, or is he North ? IflOy (^ ago. Or drowned in the river Forth ? Iram, coram, dago. Is he slain by Highland bodies ? J go.. 4* ogo, And eaten like a weather-haggis ? Iram, coram, dago. Is he to Abram's bosom gane ? Igo, (^ ago. Or haudin Sarah by the wame ? Iram, coram, dago. Where'er he be, the Lord be near him ! Igo, (^ago. As for the deil, he daur na steer him. Iram, coram, dago. But please transmit th' enclosed letter, Igo, (^ ago. Which will oblige your numble debtor. Iram, coram, dago. So may ye hae auld stanes in store, Igo, ^ ago. The very stanes that Adam bore. Iram, coram, dago. So may ye get in glad possession, Igo. (^ ago, The coins o' Satan's coronation ! Iram, coram, dago. TO ROBERT GRAHAM Esq., OF FINTRA, ON RECEIVING A FAVOR. I CALL no goddess to inspire my strains, A fabled Muse may suit a bard that feigns ; P'riend of my life ! my ardent spirit burns, And all the tribute of my heart returns. For boons accorded, goodness ever new, The gift still dearer, as the giver you. Thou orb of day ! thou other paler light ! And all ye many sparkling stars of night ; If aught that giver from my mind efface ; If I that giver's bounty e'er disgrace ; Then roll to me, along your wandering spheres. Only to number out a villain's years ! EPITAPH ON A FRIEND. An honest man here lies at rest. As e'er God with his image blest ; The friend of man, the friend of -Truth : The friend of age, and guide of youth : Few hearts like his, with virtue warm'd, Few heads with knowledge so inform'd : If there's another world, he lives in bliss ; If there is none, he made the best of this. 96 BURNS' POEMS. A GRACE BEFORE DINNER. O THOU, who kindly dost provide For every creature's want I We bless thee, God of Nature wide, For all thy goodness lent : And, if it please thee. Heavenly Guide, May never worse be sent ; But whether granted or denied Lord, bless us with content ! Ame7i ! To my dear and much honored Friend, Mrs. Dunlop, of Dunlop. ON SENSIBILITY. Sensibility, how charming, Thou, my friend, canst truly tell ; But distress with horrors arming. Thou bast also known too well ! Fairest flower, behold the lily, Blooming in the sunny ray : Let the blast sweep o'er the valley, See it prostrate on the clay. Hear the woodlark charms the forest, Telling o'er his little joys ; Hapless bird ! a prey the surest. To each pirate of the skies. Dearly bought the hidden treasure. Finer feelings can bestow ; Chords that vibrate sweetest pleasure, Thrill the deepest notes of wo. A VERSE composed and repeated by Burns to the Master of the House, on taking leave at a Place in the Highlands, where he hadbeenhoS' pitably entertained. When death's dark stream I ferry o'er, A time that surely shall come ; In Heaven itself, I'll ask no more. Than just a Highland welcome. FAREWELL TO AYRSHIRE. Scenes of wo, and scenes of pleasure, Scenes that former thoughts renew, Scenes of wo, and scenes of pleasure. Now a sad and last adieu ! Bonny Doon, sae sweet at gloaming, Fare-thee-weel before I gang ! Bonny Doon, whare early roaming, First I weav'd the rustic sang ! Bowers, adieu, whare Love, decoying. First inthrall'd this heart o' mine, There the safest sweets enjoying, — Sweets that Mem'ry ne'er shall tyne ' Friends, so near my bosom ever, Ye hae rendered moments dear; But, alas ! when forc'd to sever. Then the stroke, O, how severe ! Friends ! that parting tear reserve it, Tho' 'tis doubly dear to me I Could I think I did deserve it, How much happier would I be ! Scenes of wo, and scenes of pleasure, Scenes that former thoughts renew, Scenes of wo, and scenes of pleasure, Now a sad and last adieu ! MISCELLANEOUS POETRY, SELECTED FROM THE KELIQUES OF ROBERT BURNS, FIRST PUBLISHED BY R. H. CROMEK. VERSES WRITTEN AT SELKIRK. I. AuLD chuckle Reekie's* sair distrest, Down droops her ance weel burnisht crest, Nae joy her bonnie basket nest Can yield ava, Her darling bird that she lo'es best, WiUie's awa ! II. Willie was a witty wight, And had o' things an unco slight ! Auld Reekie ay he keepit tight, And trig and braw : But now they'll busk her like a fright, Willie's awa I III. The stiffest o' them a' he bow'd, The bauldest o' them a' he cow'd ; They durst nae mair than he allow'd, That was a law : We've lost a birkie weel worth gowd, Willie's awa ! IV. Now gawkies, tawpies, gowks and fools, Frae colleges and boarding schools, May sprout hke simmer pudduck-stools. In glen or shaw ; He wha could brush them down to mools, Willie's awa ! V. ^ The brethren o' the Commerce~haumert May mourn their loss wi' doolfu' clamor ; He was a dictionar and grammar Amang them a' ; 1 fear they'll now mak mony a stammer, Willie's awa I VI. Nae mair we see his levee door Philosophers and Poets, pour,t •Edinburgh. + The Chamber of Commerce ofEdinburgh, of which Mr. C. was Secretary. t Many literary gentlemen were accustom'd to meet ai Mr. C— 's house at breakfast. And toothy critics by the score. In bloody raw ! The adjutant o' a' the core, Willie's awa I VII Now worthy G*****y's latin face, T****r's and G*********'s modest grace ; M'K****e, S****t, such a brace As Rome ne'er saw ; They a' maun meet some ither place, Willie's awa ! VIII. Poor Burns — e'en Scotch drink canna quicken He cheeps like some bewilder'd chicken, Scar'd frae its minnie and the cleckin By hoodie-craw ; Griefs gien his heart an unco kickin, Willie's awa ! IX. Now ev'ry sour-mou'd girnin' blellum, And Calvin's fock are fit to fell him ; And self-conceited critic skellum His quill may draw; He wha could brawlie ward their bellum, Willie's awa! Up wimpling stately Tweed I've sped, And Eden scenes on crystal Jed, And Ettrick banks now roaring red, While tempests blaw; But every joy and plf^asure's fled, Willie's awa! XI. May I be slander's common speech ; A text for infamy to preach ; And lastly, streekit out to bleach In winter snaw ; When I forget thee ! Willie Creech, The' far awa ! XII. May never wicked fortune touzle him ! May never wicked men bamboozle him . Until a pow as auld's Mcthusalem ! He canty claw ! Then to the blessed, New Jerusalem, Fleet wing awa ! 97 98 BURNS' POEMS. LIBERTY. A FRAGMENT. Thee, Caledonia, thy wild heaths among, Thee, famed for martial deed and sacred song, To thee I turn with swimming eyes; Where is that soul of freedom fled ? Immingled with the mighty dead ! Beneath that hallowed turf where Wallace lies! Hear it not, Wallace, in thy bed of death ! Ye babbling winds, in silence sweep ; Disturb not ye the hero's sleep. Nor give the coward secret breath — Is this the power in freedom's war That wont to bid the battle rage ? Behold that eye, which shot immortal hate, Crushing the despot's proudest bearing, That arm which, nerved with thundering fate, Braved usurpation's boldest daring ! One quench'd in darkness like the sinking star, And one the palsied arm of tottering, powerless age. ELEGY ON THE DEATH OF ROBERT RUISSEAUX.* Now Robin lies in his last lair. He'll gabble rhyme, nor sing nae mair, Cauld poverty, wi' hungery stare, Nae mair shall fear him ; Nor anxious fear, nor cankert care E'er mair come near him. To tell the truth, they seldom fasht him ; Except the moment that they crusht him ; For sune as chance or fate had husht 'em, Tho' e'er sae short, Then wi' a rhyme or song he lasht 'em. And thought it sport. — Tho' he was bred to kintra wark. And counted was baith wight and stark, ■Wet that was never Robin's mark To mak a man ; iBut tell him, he was learn'd and dark. Ye roos'd him then ! COMIN THRO' THE RYE, CoMiN thro' the rye, poor body, Comin thro' the rye, tShe draigl't a' her petticoatie 'Comin thro' the rye. Oh Jenny's a' weet. poor body, Jenny's seldom dry : She draigl't a' her petticoatie Comin thro' the rye. Gin a body meet a body Comin thro' the rye, G-in a body kiss a body, Need a body cry. Oh Jenny's a' weet, &c. Gin a body meet a body Comin thro' the glen, Ginti body kiss a body, Need the warld ken. Oh Jenny's a' weet, &c. *Jiuisseaux — a play on his own name THE LOYAL NATIVES' VERSES.* Ye sons of sedition, give ear to my song. Let Syme, Burns, and Maxwell, pervade every throng, [quack, With Craken, the attorney, and Mundell the Send Willie the monger to hell with a smack. BURNS — Extempore. Ye true " Loyal Natives," attend to my song, In uproar and riot rejoice the night long ; From envy and hatred your corps is exempt ; But where is your shield from the dart of con- tempt ? TO J. LAPRAIK. Sept. 13tk, 1785. GuiD speed an' furder to you, Johnie, Guid health, hale ban's, and weather bonnie ; Now when ye're nickan down fu' cannie The staff o' bread, May ye ne'er want a stoup o' brandy To clear your head. May Boreas never thresh your rigs, Nor kick your rickles aff their legs, Sendin the stuff o'er muirs an' haggs Like drivin wrack ; But may the tapmast grain that wags Come to the sack. I'm bizzie too, an' skelpin at it. But bitter, daudin showers hae wat it, Sae my old stumpie pen I gat it Wi' muckle wark. An' took my jocteleg an' whatt it. Like ony dark. It's now twa month that I'm your debtor, For your braw, nameless, dateless letter, Abusin me for harsh ill nature On holy men. While deil a hair yoursel ye're better. But mair profane. But let the kirk-folk ring their bells, Let's sing about our noble sels ; We'll cry nae jads frae heathen hills. To help, or roose us, But browster wives and whiskie stills, They are the muses. Your friendship, Sir, I wmna quat it, An' if ye mak objections at it. Then han' in nieve some day we'll knot it, An' witness take, An' when wi' usquebae we've wat it. It winna break. * At this period of our Poet's life, when political ani- mosity was made the ground of private quarrel, the above foolish verses were sent as an attack on Burns and his friends for their political opinions. They were written by some member of a club styling: themselves the Loyal Natives of Dumfries, or rather by the united genius of that club, which was more distinguished for drunken loyalty, than either for respectability or poeti- cal talent. The verses were handed over the table to Burns at a convivial meeting, and he instantly endors- ed the subjoined reply. — Relives, p. 168. BURNS' POEMS. 99 But if the beast and branks be spar'd, Til! kye be gaun without the herd, An' a' the vittel in the yard, An' theckit right, I mean your ingle-side to guard Ae winter night. Then muse-inspiring aqua-vitae Shall make us baith sae blithe an' witty, Till ye forget ye're auld an' gatty, An' be as canty As ye were nine years less than thretty, Sweet ane an' twenty. But stooks are cowpet wi' the blast, An' now the sun keeks in the west, Then I maun rin amang the rest An' quat my chanter, Sae I subscribe mysel in haste. Yours, Rab the Ranter. TO THE REV. JOHN M'MATH, ENCLOSING A COPY OF HOLY WILLIE'S PRAYER, WHICH HE HAD REQUESTED. Sept. \7th, 1785. While at the stook the shearers cow'r, To shun the bitter blaudin show'r. Or in gulravage rinnin scow'r To pass the time, To you I dedicate the hour In idle rhyme. My musie, tir'd wi mony a sonnet On gown, an' ban', an' douse black bonnet, Is grown right eerie now she's done it, Lest they should blame her, An' rouse their holy thunder on it. And anathem her. I own 'twas rash, an' rather hardy. Thai I, a simple, kintra bardie. Should meddle wi' a pack sae sturdy, VVha, if they ken me. Can easy, wi' a single wordie, Lowse h-U upon me. But I gae mad at their grimaces, Their sighan, cantan, grace-prood faces, Their three mile prayers, an' hauf-mile graces, Their raxan conscience, Whase greed, revenge, an' pride disgraces Waur nor their nonsense. There's Gaun,* miska't waur than a beast, Wha has mair honor in his breast. Than mony scores as guid's the priest Wha sae abus't him ; An' may a bard no crack his jest [him ? What way they 've use't See him.t the poor man's friend in need. The gentleman in word an' deed. An' shall his fame an' honor bleed By worthless skellums, An' not a muse erect her head To cowe the blellums ? * Gavin Hamilton, Esq. t The poet has iiuroduced the two first lines of the Stanza into the dedication of his works to Mr. Hamilton. O Pope, had I thy satire's darts, To give the rascals their deserts, I'd rip their rotten, hollow hearts, An' tell aloud Their jugglin hocus-pocus arts To cheat the crowd. God knows, I'm no the thing T should be, Nor am I even the thing I could be. But twenty times, I rather would be An' Atheist clean, Than under gospel colors hid be, Just for a screen. An honest man may like a glass, An honest man may like a lass, But mean revenge, an' malice fause. He'll still disdain, An' then cry zeal for gospel laws, Like some we ken. They take religion in their mouth ; They talk o' mercy, grace an' truth. For what ? to gie their malice skouth On some puir wight, An' hunt him down, o'er right an' ruth, To ruin streight. All hail, Religion! maid divine ! Pardon a muse sae mean as mine, Who in her rough imperfect line Thus daurs to name thee ; To stigmatize false friends of thine Can ne'er defame thee. Tho' blotcht an' foul wi' mony a stain, An' far unworthy of thy train. With trembling voice I tune my strain To join with those. Who boldly dare thy cause maintain In spite of foes : In spite o' crowds, in spite o' mobs. In spite of undermining jobs, In spite o' dark banditti stabs At worth an' merit. By scoundrels, even wi' holy robes, But hellish spirit. O Ayr, my dear, my native ground, Within thy presbytereal bound A candid, lib'ral band is found Of public teachers, As men, as christians too renown'd, An' manly preachers. Sir, in that circle you are nam'd ; Sir, in that circle you are fam'd ; An' some, by whom your doctrine's blam'd, (Which gies you honor) Even, Sir, by them your heart's esteem'd, An' winning manner. Pardon this freedom I have ta'en, An' if impertinent I've been. Impute it not, good Sir, in ane [ye, Wha.se heart ne'er wrang'd But to his utmost would befriend Ought that belang'd ye. 100 BURNS' POEMS. TO GAVIN HAMILTON, Esq. MAUCHLINE. (RECOMMENDING A BOY.) Mosgaville, May 3, 1786. I HOLD it, Sir, my bounden duty, To warn you how that Master Tootie, Alias, Laird M'Gaun,* Was here to hire yon lad away 'Bout whom ye spak. the tither day, An' wad hae don't aff han' : But lest he learn the callan tricks, As faiih I muckle doubt him, Like scrapin out auld crummie's nicks, An' tellin lies about them ; As lieve then, I'd have then, Your clerkship he should sair, If sae be, ye may be Not fitted otherwhere. Altho' I say't, he's gleg enough. An' bout a house that's rude an' rough, The boy might learn to swear; But then wi' you, he'll sae be taught. An' get sic fair example straught, I hae na ony fear. Ye' 11 catechize him every quirk. An' shore him well wi' hell; An' gar him follow to the kirk — Ay when ye gang yoursel, If ye then, maun be then Frae hame this comin Friday, Then please. Sir, to lea'e, Sir, The orders wi' your lady. My word of honor I hae gien. In Paisley John's, that night at e'en, To meet the Warld''s worm, To try to get the twa to gree. An' name the airles an' the fee, In legal mode an' form ; I ken he weel a Snick can draw. When simple bodies let him ; An' if a Devil be at a'. In faith he's sure to get him. To phrase you, an' praise you, Ye ken your Laureat scorns ; The prayer still, you share still, Of grateful Minstrel Burns. TO MR. M'ADAM, OF CRAIGEN-GILLAN, In answer to an obliging Letter he sent in the commencement of my Poetic Career. Sir, o'er a gill I gat your card, I trow it made me proud ; See wha taks notice o' the bard ! I lap and cry'd fu' loud. Now deil-ma-care about their jaw. The senseless, gawky million ; * Master Tootie then lived in Mauchline ; a dealer in cows. It was his common practice to cut the nicks or markings from the horns of cattle, to disguise their age. — He was an artful, trick-contriving character; hence he is called a Snick-drawer. In the Poet's ".4rf- dress to the Deil,'''' he styles that august personage an auid, snick'drawins dog 1 — Rdiques, p. 397. I'll cock my nose aboon them a', I'm roos'd by Craigen-Gillan ! 'Twas noble, Sir ; 'twas like yoursel. To grant your high protection : A great man's smile ye ken fu' well, Is ay a blest infection. Tho', by his banes, wha in a tub Match'd Macedonian Sandy ! On my ain legs, thro' dirt an' dub, I independent stand ay. — And when those legs to guid, warm kail, Wi' welcome canna bear me ; A lee dyke-side, a sybow-tail, And barley-scone shall cheer me. Heaven spare you lang to kiss the breath O' mony flow'ry simmers! And bless your bonnie lasses baith, — I'm tald the're loosome kimmers! And God bless young Dunaskin's laird, The blossom of our gentry ! And may he wear an auld man's beard A credit to his country. TO CAPTAIN RIDDEL, GLENRIDDEL. (Extempore Lines on returning a Newspaper.) EUisland, Blonday Evening. Your news and review, Sir, I've read through and through. Sir, With little admiring or blaming ; The papers are barren of home news or foreign, No murder or rapes worth the naming. Our friends the reviewers, those chippers and hewers. Are judges of mortar and stone, Sir ; But of meet, or unmeet, in a fabric complete, I'll boldly pronounce they are none. Sir. My goose-quill too rude is, to tell all your good- ness, Bestow'd on your servant, the Poet ; Would to God T had one like a beam of the sun. And then all the world. Sir, should know it 1 TERRAUGHTY,* ON HIS BIRTH-DAY. Health to the Maxwells' vet'ran chief! Health, ay unsour'd by care or grief: Inspir'd, I turn'd Fate's sibyl leaf, This natal morn, I see thy life is stuff o' prief. Scarce quite half worn. This day thou metes threescore eleven. And I can tell that bounteous Heaven, (The second sight, ye ken is given To ilka Poet) On thee a tack o' seven times seven Will yet bestow it. * Mr. Maiwell, of Terraughty, near DumfrioK BURNS' POEMS. 101 If envious buckies view wi' sorrow, Thy lengthened days on this blest morrow, May desolation's lang-teeth'd harrow, Nine miles an hour, Rake them, like Sodom and Gomorrah, In brunstane stoure. — But for thy friends, and they are mony, Baith honest men and lasses bonnie, May couthie fortune, kind and cannie, In social glee, Wi' morning blithe and e'enings funny, Bless them and thee ! Fareweel, auld birkie ! Lord be near ye, And then the Deil he daur na steer ye : Your friends ay love, your faes ay fear ye; For me, shame fa' me, If neist my heart I dinna wear ye. While Burns they ca' me. TO A LADY, With a Present of a Pair of Drinking- Glasses. Fair Empress of the Poet's soul, And Queen of Poetesses ; Clarinda, take this little boon, This humble pair of glasses, — And fill them high with generous juice, As generous as your mind ; And pledge me in the generous toast — " The whole of human kind .'" "To those who love us /" — second fill; But not to those whom we love ; Lest we love those who love not us ! A third — " to thee arid me, love .'" THE VOWELS. A TALE. •TwAS where the birch and sounding thong are plied, The noisy domicile of pedant pride ; Where ignorance her darkening vapor throws, And cruelty directs the thickenmg blows ; Upon a time, Sir Abece the great, In all his pedagogic powers elate. His awful chair of state resolves to mount, And call the trembling vowels to account. First enter'd A, a grave, broad, solemn wight. But, ah! deform'd, dishonest to the sight ! His twisted head look'd backward on nis way, And flagrant from the scourge, he grunted, ai! Reluctant, E stalk'd in ; with piteous grace The justling tears ran down his honest face : That name, that well-worn name, and all his own. Pale he surrenders at the tyrant's throne ! The pedant stifles keen the Roman sound. Not all his mongrel diphthongs can compound: And next, the title following close behind, He to the nameless, ghastly wretch assing'd. The cobweb'd gothic dome resounded, Y ! In sullen vengeance, I, disdain'd reply : The pedant swung his felon cudgel round. And knock' d the groaning vowel to the ground ! In rueful apprehension enter'd O, The wailing minstrel of despairing wo ; Th' Inquisitor of Spam the most expert, Might there have learnt new mysteries of his art : So grim, deform'd, with horrors entering U, His dearest friend and brother scarcely knew ! As trembling U stood staring all aghast, The pedant in his left hand clutch'd him fast, In helpless infant's tears he dipp'd his ri^ht, Baptiz'd him eu, and kick'd him from his sight. SKETCH* A LITTLE, upright, pert, tart, tripping wight, And still his precious self his dear delight ; Who loves his own smart shadow in the streets. Better than e'er the fairest she he meets, — A man of fashion too, he made his tour, Learn'd vive la bagatelle, et vive V amour ; So travel'd monkeys their grimace improve, Polish their grin, nay, sigh for ladies' love. Much specious lore, but little understood ; Veneering oft outshines the solid wood : His solid sense — by inches you must tell. But mete his cunning by the old Scots ell ; His meddling vanity, a busy fiend. Still making work his selfish craft must mend. SCOTS PROLOGUE, For Mr. Sutherland'' s Benefit Night, Dumfries. What needs this din about the town o' Lon'on, How this new play an' that new sang is comin ? Why is outlandish stuff" sae meikle courted ? Does nonsense mend like whisky, when im- ported ? Is there nae poet, burning keen for fame. Will try to gie us sangs and plays at hame ? For comedy abroad he need na toil, A fool and knave are plants of every soil ; Nor need he hunt as far as Room and Greece To gather matter for a serious piece ; There's themes enough in Caledonian story, Would show the tragic muse in a' her glory. — Is there no daring bard will rise, and tell How glorious Wallace stood, how, hapless, fell? Where are the muses fled that could produce A drama worthy o' the name o' Bruce ? How here, even here, he first unsheath'd the sword, 'Gainst mighty England and her guilty lord ; And after mony a bloody, deathless doing, Wrenclrd his dear country from the jaws of ruin ? O for a Shakspeare or an Otway scene. To draw the lovely, hapless Scottish Queen ! *This sketch seems to be one of a series, intended for a projected work, under tlie tittle of'I'Ae Poet's Progress.'''' This character was sent as a specimen, accompanied by a letter, to Professor Dugald Stervart., in wliich it is thus noticed : '"The fragment beginning A little, upright, pert. tart, ^c, I have not shown to any man living, till I now send it to you. It forms the postulala, the axioms, the definition of a character, which, if it appear at all, shall bo placed in a variety of lights. This particular part I send you merely as a sample of my hand at portrait sketching." 102 BURNS' POEMS. Vain all th' omnipotence of female charms 'Gainst headlong, rutliless, mad Rebellion's arms. She fell, but fell with spirit truly Roman, To glut the vengeance of a rival woman : A woman, tho' the phrase may seem uncivil, As able and as cruel as the devil ! One Douglas lives in Home's immortal page, But Douglases were heroes every age: And tho' your fathers, prodigal of life, A Douglas followed to the martial strife, Perhaps if bowls row right, and Right succeeds, Ye yet may follow where a Douglas leads I As ye hae generous done, if a' the land Would take the muses' servants by the hand; Not only here, but patronise, befriend them. And where ye justly can commend, commend them. And aiblins when they winna stand the test, Wink hard and say, the folks hae done their best ! Would a' the land do this, then I'll be caution Ye'll soon hae poets o' the Scottish nation, Will gar fame blaw until her trumpet crack. And warsle time an' lay him on his back ! For us and for our stage should ony spier, "Whose aught thae chiels maks a' this bustle here ?" My best leg foremost, I'll set up my brow, We have the honor to belong to you ! We're your own bairns, e'en guide us as ye like, But like good mithers, shore before ye strike, — And gratefu' still I hope ye'll ever find us, 4 For a' the patronage and meikle kindness We've got frae a' professions, sets and ranks : God help us ! we're but poor — ye'se get but thanks. EXTEMPORANEOUS EFFUSION ON BEIN& APPOINTED TO THE EXCISE. Searching auld wives' barrels Och, ho I the day ! That clarty barm should stain my laurels But — what '11 ye say ! These muvin' things ca'd wives and weans, Wad muve the very hearts o' stanes ! On seeing the beautiful Seat of Lord G. What dost thou in that mansion fair ? Flit G , and find Some narrow, dirty, dungeon cave, The picture of thy mind ! On the Same. No Stewart art thou G , The Stewarts all were brave ; Besides, the Stewarts were hnt fools, Not one of them a knave. On the Same. Bri&ht ran thy line, O G , Thro' many a far fam'd sire ! So ran the far-fam'd Roman way, So ended in a mire. To the Same, on the Author being threatened with his Rese7ilment. Spare me thy vengeance, G ■, In quiet let me live: I ask no kindness at thy hand, For thou hast none to give. THE DEAN OF FACULTY. a new ballad. TuNK — " The Dragon of Wanlley.* Dire was the hate at old Harlaw, That Scot to Scot did carry ; And dire the discord Langside saw, For beauteous, hapless Mary : But Scot with Scot ne'er met so hot, Or were more in fury seen, Sir, Than 'twixt Hal and Bob for the famous job- Who should be Faculty's Dean, Sir. — This Hal for genius, wit, and lore. Among the first was number'd ; But pious Bob, 'mid learning's store, Commandment tenth remember'd. — Yet simple Bob the victory got. And won his heart's desire ; Which shows that heaven can boil the pot, Though the devil p — s in the fire. — Squire Hal, besides, had in this case, Pretensions rather brassy. For talents to deserve a place Are qualifications saucy ; So their worships of the Faculty, Quite sick of Merit's rudeness, Chose one who should owe it all, d'ye see. To their gratis grace and goodness. As once on Pisgah purg'd was the sight Of a son of Circumcision, So may be, on this Pisgah height, Bob's purblind, mental vision : Nay, Bobby's mouth may be open'd yet. Till for eloquence you hail him, And swear he has the Angel met That met the Ass of Balaam. — EXTEMPORE IN THE COURT OF SESSION. Tune — " Gillicrankie." LORD A TE. He clench'd his pamphlets in his fist, He quoted and he hinted, Till in a declamation-mist. His argument he tint it : BURNS' POEMS, 103 He gaped for 't, he graped for 't, He fand it was awa, man ; But what his common sense came short, He eked out wi' law, man. MR. ER — NE. Collected Harry stood awee, Then open'd out his arm, man ; His lordship sat wi' ruefu' e'e, And ey'd the gathering storm, man ; Like wind-driv'n hail it did assail, Or torrents owre a lin, man ; The Bendi sae wise, lift up their eyes Half-wauken'd wi' the din, man. VERSES TO J. RANKEN. \The Person to whom his Poem on shooting the Patridge is addressed, while Ranken occupied the Farm of Adamhill, in Ayrshire.] Ae day, as Death, that gruesome carl, Was driving to the tither warl A mixtie-maxtie motley squad, And mony a guilt-bespotted lad ; Black gowns of each denomination, And thieves of every rank and station. From him that wears the star and garter, To him that wintles* in a halter : Asham'd himself to see the wretches, He mutters, glow'rin at the bitches, " By G-d, I'll not be seen behint them. Nor 'mang the sp'rtual core present them, Without, at least ae honest man, To grace this d d infernal clan." By Adamhill a glance he threw, " L — d G-d !" quoth he, " I have it now, There's just the man I want, in faith," And quickly stoppet Ranken's breath. On hearing that there was Falsehood in the Rev. Dr. B 's very Looks. That there is falsehood in his looks, I must and will deny : They say their master is a knave— And sure they do not lie. On a Schoolmaster in Cleish Parish, Fifeshire. Here lie Willie M — hie's banes, O Satan, when ye tak him, Gie him the schulin of your weans ; For clever Deils he'll mak em ! ADDRESS TO GENERAL DUMOURIER. (a parody on robin ADAIR.) You're welcome to Despots, Dumourier, You're welcome to Despots, Dumourier ; ♦The word wintle, denotes sudden and involuntary motion. In the ludicrous sense in which it is here ap- plied, it may be admirahly translated by the vulgar London expression of Dancing upon nothing. How does Dampiere do ? Ay, and Bournonvilie too ? [ourier ? Why did they not come along with you, Dum- I will fight France with you, Dumourier,— I will fight France with you, Dumourier; — I will fight F'rance with you, I will tak my chance with you ; By my soul I'll dance a dance with you, Dum- ourier. Then let us fight about, Dumourier, Then let us fight about, Dumourier ; Then let us fight about. Till freedom's spark is out. Then we'll be d-mned no doubt — Dumourier. ELEGY ON THE YEAR 1788. R a sketch. For Lords or Kings I dinna mourn. E'en let them die — for that they're born : But oh ! prodigious to reflect ! ATowmont, Sirs, is gane to wreck I O Eighty-eight, in thy sma' space. What dire events hae taken place I Of what enjoyment thou hast reft us ! In what a pickle thou hast left us ! The Spanish empire 's tint a head. An' my auld teethless Bawtie's dead ; The tulzie 's teugh 'tween Pitt an' Fox, And 'tween our Maggie's twa wee cocks; The tane is game, a bluidie devil, But to the hen-birds unco civil ; The tither's something dour o' treadin, But better stuff ne'er claw'd a midden. — Ye ministers, come mount the poupet, An' cry till ye be haerse an' roupit. For Eighty-eight, he wish'd you weel, An' gied you a' baith gear and meal ; E'en mony a plack, and mony a peck, Ye ken yoursels, for little feck ! Ye bonnie lasses, dight your een. For some o' you hae tin a frien' ; In Eighty-eight, ye ken, was ta'en What ye'll ne'er hae to gie again. Observe the very nowt an' sheep, How dowf and dowie now they creep ; Nay, even the yirth itself does cry. For E'nbrugh wells are grutten dry. O Eighty-nine, thou's but a bairn. An' no o'er auld, I hope, to learn ! Thou beardless boy, I pray tak care, Thou now hast got thy daddy's chair. Nae hand-cuff"d, mizzl'd, hnp-shackVd Regent, But, like himsel, a fiill, free agent. Be sure ye follow out the plan Nae waur than he did, honest man ; As muckle belter as you can. January 1, 1789. VERSES Wrifte7i under the Portrait of Fergusson, the Poet, in a copy of that author'' s works present- ed to a young Lady in Edi?iburgh, March 19, 1787. Curse on ungrateful man, that can be pleas'd. And yet can starve the author of the pleasure ' 104 B URNS' POEMS thou, my elder brother in misfortune, By far my elder brother in the muses, With tears I pity thy unhappy fate ! Why is the bard unpitied by the world, Yet has so keen a relish of its pleasures ? SONGS UP IN THE MORNING- EARLY.* Up in the morning's no for me, Up in the morni?ig early ; When a' the hills are covered wV snaw, Vm sire iVs winter fairly. Cold blaws the wind frae east to west, The drift is driving sairly ; Sae loud and shrill 1 hear the blast, — I'm sure it's winter fairly. The birds sit chittering in the thorn, A' day they fare but sparely ; And lang's the night frae e'en to morn, I'm sure it's winter fairly. Up in the mor?iing, <^c. SONG. I DREAM'D I LAY WHERE FLOWERS WERE SPRINGING.t 1 dream'd I lay where flowers were springing, Gaily in the sunny beam ; List'ning to the wild birds singing, By a falling, crystal stream ; Straight the sky grew black and daring ; Thro' the woods the whirlwinds rave ; Trees with aged arms were warring O'er the swelling, drumlie wave. Such was my life's deceitful morning. Such the pleasures I enjoy'd ; But lang e'er noon, loud tempests storming, A' my flow'ry bliss destroy'd. Tho' fickle fortune has deceived me, She promis'd fair, and perform'd but ill ; Of mony a joy and hope bereav'd me, I bear a heart shall support me still. SONG-.t BEWARE o' BONNIE ANN. Ye gallants bright, I red you right, Beware o' bonnie Ann ; Her comely face, sae fu' o' grace. You heart she will trepan. * The chorus is old. t These two stanzas I composed when I was seven- teen, and are among the oldest of my printed pieces. — Burns'' Religues, p. 242. 1 1 composed this song out of compliment to Mi-ss Ann Masterton. the daughter of my friend Allan Mas- terton, the author of the air of Strathallan's Lament, and two or three others in this work. — Burns' Rdiques. p. 266. Her een sae bright, like stars by night, Her skin is like the swan ; Sae jimply lac'd her genty waist. That sweetly ye might span. Youth, grace, and love, attendant move, And pleasure leads the van : In a' their charms, and conquering arms, They wait on bonnie Ann. The captive bands may chain the hands, But love enslaves the man ; Ye gallants braw, I red ye a', Beware o' bonnie Ann. SONG-. MY BONNIE MARY.* Go fetch to me a pint o' wine. An' fill it in a silver tassie ; That I may drink before I go, A service to my bonnie lassie , The boat rocks at the pier o' Leith ; Fu' loud the wind blaws frae the ferry ; The ship rides by the Berwick-law, And I maun lea'e my bonnie Mary. The trumpets sound, the banners fly, The glittering spears are ranked ready ; The shouts o' war are heard afar, The battle closes thick and bloody ; But it's not the roar o' sea or shore, Wad make me langer wish to tarry ; Nor shouts o' war that's heard afar, It's leaving thee, my bonnie Mary. SONG. there's a youth in this CITY.t There's a youth in this city, it were a great pity, That he from our lasses should wander awa'; For he's bonnie and braw, weel-favor'd with a', And his hair has a natural buckle and a'. His coat is the hue of his bonnet sae blue ; His fecket is white as the new-driven snaw ; His hose they are blae, and his shoon like the slae, And his clear siller buckles they dazzle us a'. His coat is the hue, &c. For beauty and fortune the laddie's been courtin; Weel-featur'd, weel-tocher'd, weel-mounted and braw ; But chiefly the siller, that gars him gang till her, The pennie's the jewel that beautifies a'. — There's Meg wi' the mailen, that fain wad a haen him. And Susy whase daddy was Laird o' the ha' ; There's lang-tocher'd Nancy maist fetters his fancy, But the laddie's dear sel he lo'es dearest of a. *This air is Oswald's; the first half-stanza of th