Y^ Z T^ w^^ t JOSEPH IN THE PIT. 1 COME LET US REASON, THE MAN WITH A GOOD WIFE, MOTHER'S COMING, WILLIE, ETC., ETC. Copyright only on the one entitled, The Man with a Good Wife. BY THE AUTHOR. JOHN M.4{ICHM0ND, THOMPSON VILLE, CONN. THOMPSONVILLE, CONN. PRINTED FOR THE PUBLISHER. 1881. JOSEPH IN THE PIT. COME LET US REASON, THE MAN WITH A GOOD WIFE, MOTHER'S COMING, WILLIE, ETC.. ETC. Copyright only on tlie one entitled, The Man with a Good WifV BY THE AUTHOR. JOHN M. RICHMOND, THOMPSONVILLE, CONN. ), > nf^ /'K THOMPSONVILLE, CONN. PRINTED FOR THE PUBLISHER. 1881. 1h INTBODUCTION. TSa. n^^^-t Fellow citizens, townsmen, neighbors, etc. I present before you again mj' little book and I trust you will be pleased with it. It's the best I could do for the present. To those who will not be pleased with it, I will only say, may some one make a better one, and we will all perhaps be better pleased. Just as if some ingenious mechanic will make a better carpet power loom in our village than the one we now have, producing one third more cloth in the same hours with the same weight of coal, we shall rejoice in it fully as much as if a citizen in any other town had done it, and thousands of manufacturers and others all over the land would rejoice with us ; in that as the years roll on we are adding to our knowledge in that that is for the com- fort and welfare of many of the sons of Adam's race. But let us also hope that while we are advancing in the arts and in the science of life here, the heart of the world is not standing still, like a frozen frog in winter, cold and heartlss. In this selection, all of them have been recently vvritten, ex- cept the one which is a tribute to one whom all the world now acknowledges as brother in the republic of letters, Robert Burns, "A man's a man for a' that." This tribute to his memory was read in our village on his centennial day or evening, and one of our foremost citizens, who heard it read at that time, said it was better than his poem. Allowing an utter poverty of policy in this remark it certainly was frank, hearty and ingenious. But we will let that go for just what it is worth, according to its merit, and time and tide, winds and weather try all things here. But now I have introduced you into it (my book) I leave it in your hands, to think of it and do with it just as you think lit, and if it please you I will be well pleased, and if some are not so, we will endeavor to bear it with patience. Who can please everybody? It cannot be done. Even the angel of the cove- nant could not please Canaan's sons and daughters and can the best mortal clay that has ever been made in the form of a man or woman please every one? It cannot be done on this little planet. Now, wishing you all. Mends and foes, (as well as ray^self,) the best things for this world or any other our lot may be cast in, for the present, I bid you adieu. THE AUTHOR. JOSEPH m THE PIT. My God! Why dost thou leave me thus? Wliy in this pit, my soul so low; No fault of mine, Lord, thou dost know. But for the power of raging lust, To rot or rust. Oh, leave me not to jealous rage, Why should I die before my time? By brethren in the pit's dark slime. Oil God, their cruel wrath assuage, Their hearts engage. Let not my will, but thine be done. Am I not in thy loving hands, At home or in the stranger's lands, In this deep pit or neath the sun? Thy will be done. If I ascend to heaven, there thou Will keep the weakest of thy lambs; In hell's deep mouth still in thy hands, Then will I praise, in reverence bow; I'll do it now. What though the sun glads not mine eyes, Or earth's green carpet feel my feet. For me no flowers or lilies sweet, Yet I can see the skies clear eyes, Christ's star arise. And though my brethren cast me off. Like to a coat, thin worn and torn. In prison here I am not forlorn. And though they laugh and mock and scoff. Cast me not off; And be not wroth in anger hot. Spare Father, Lord, if Joseph's gone And some day bring us all safe home. Why should there be one from the flock, For Joseph's coat. Remember him on Salem's plain. His earlocks wearing thin and white, His once bright eyes now lose their light, Oh, when he hears of Joseph, slain. Lord, ease his pain. On Salem's plains I have led his sheep, Carried the weak ones in my arms. In cold, rife winds and false alarms. Now look to him, now if he sleeps. Perhaps he weeps. In dreams and visions of the night, Of garments dipped in blood, and torn Befoi-o his eves a manslod form And ravenous bensts in furions (ight, Oil, spare his sight. Till he go hence where now thon ai't His comfort and his stay, his rod, Doubtless his Father and our God; Our brethren's God, although we part, Oh, change their heart. This thought so sweet sustains my soul, Soul mourn not thou as without hope. And though my bones in darkness grope, And bruised sore, my heart is whole, Hope cheers my soul. And though my youth seems like the flowers That grow around our tents in spring. Killed by untimely frosts, I'll sing Glad as the birds fresh from the showers Sing round our bowers. And as we sit within our tents, The daylight spent, our labors done. We meditate or join the song- Like Isaac, as his mind was bent. The twilight spent. Oh, shall I never see them more. Will joy not fill our hearts again As when we walked o'er Salem's plain? Their camels })assed with their rich store, To Ephrath's shore. Nor more high Carmel's hills ascend To rob the eagles of their prey. Youth's follies on a summer's day. But now youth's bloom is near it's end. Relief, Lord, send. Nor more will help to weave the web Or spin the thread long in the night, Or stories tell by candle-light. My life consumes with oil not fed; Oh, lift my head. But while there's life is their still hope? Will not my flesh and blood relent? Are they on my destruction bent? A father's love gave me the coat; Why should they mope. Why should their hearts be filled with spite, Compared with their's, my works are good, But envy is the simple's food. Their hearts are hard and frozen tight; Oh, send them light I Not as I will, but thine be done. Yea though my brethren me forsake, The orphan's stay. Lord will me uptake. 'Twould seem mv life's short work is done. Beneath the sun, But if thy will, it must be well. And now I will lay me down to sleep, And may my soul the angels keep Just where I am, in this dark cell, And all is well. ril lay me down. Hark I what do I hear, Hard voices, chattering in a trade, Arabs I think of a low grade, To buy and sell me now I fear, My God, draw near. Oh, lift my sinking soul within. Sold for a slave, while I have breath I will resist unto the death. And chained in the marts of populous sin Give strength within. Oh will it be, must I submit? I would rather die alone with thee. Poor Joseph, dost thine eyes not see? Oh God, draw near me in this pit. Its near the bit. Be near and show him what to do. Before his soul goes through death's gate; Teach him to pray and watch and wait; Break forth thy light, still as the dew, As breaks to few. To guide him in mysteriousways. He sees not in thy dark design. Perhaps now working in thy mind; If so, to thee be all the praise. To length of days. I'll trust thee, I will tie this cord Beneath my arms, for youth has charms, And, safe as in my mother's arms. Or Isaac, of his ovvn accord, Obeyed his Lord. I'll trust thee on the land or sea If thou art with me it is best. As Carmel's eagles 'round their nest Carry their young where e'er they be, I'll trust in thee. In faith I will take hold of this band, It draws my soul out of the pit. Because my Lord does see it fit. Though I am weak its his strong hand. It draws to land. Oh now the blessed light I see. Father of light, no doubt it is well. Still will I trust, no tongue can tell, And none are slaves whom God sets free. I'll trust in thee, God is mv strength and my strong rock. f! MARY'S INVITATION. CJnnie, little sweet one, come away, Tlie Saviour wants you near. You may come forward with a smile And never feel a fear: For he is kind, is very kind. How sweet his winning smile. More sweet than lilies in the lields That grow upon earth's soil. His look, it is the central sun, It sheds a welcome ray. There is no frown upon his face, You are welcome evej-y day. His voice is soft, its music's charm. Attracts my listening ear; And sure, such music must be sweet. Brought from the angel's sphere, It soothes the tumults of my soul. The troubles in my breast. Ah, then fair Eden's in my view. Where weary liearts have rest. His yoke is easy, burden light, He is gentle and is mild; He welcomes rebels to his heart, VVhy not a little child. OUR HORSE. Jane, see that horse, as noble as that man 'I'hat holds the silken reins firm in his hand. How firm he stands, his head uplifted high, And what a mild, clear, open, knowing eye. His swelling breast ex})ands a mighty power. To serve him in the business of the hour; He stands firm on his feet with ease and grace, Intelligence gleams from his kingly face. He is well proportioned, all in every part. Strong in his limbs, and strong his swelling heart. A docile animal as may be seen, A girl may kiss him, or a British Queen. Fire in his eye, he bounds o'er hill and dale. The I'acers on time's course scarce see his tail, The king of bi'utes,"of all that walks on grass. Deligiit of men and maids or milkmaid lass. He sei'ves us well in fields or wagon road. Among the beasts, the noblest work of God. THE BREWER'S HOUSE AND DRIVER. Our brewer man one day took in his hand A bucket full of ale for good Le Grand; But good Le Grand, he would not touch the ale Foaming nnd sparkling in the yellow pail, And turned his head as sober horses do, 'Til drink your health in sparkling mountain dew." And snorting, turned the foaming froth away, "No ale for me until the night turns day." '"You better try it," says the master's man, 'Be sure it Avill not hurt the good Le Grand." "Ah, will it not? But, will it do me good? You must allow it is not horses food." "That's true enough, but Lords and Dukes drink ale, And why not horses from a pewter pail?" "Well; let them drink, I will not say them nay; Our noble dukes prefer the fragrant hay." "A little draught wont hurt a sweaty horse, Tired out with running on the Warwick course." "That may be true, but 1 will not begin. Lest from the ale I may leave off on gin ;" "Well, as you please, I will not force or tease, I like your principles, wilt have some peas?" "I will, dear (-harlie, now with all my heart. And when they are done will draw my master's cart." "Good on your head, you are still the good Le Grand, A willing heart, none more so in the land." . THE BOSS SWEARER. Why! See that man, pleased with his golden chain, He looks and feels it, yet it is a shame. Why, how his shame, such treasure on his vest, xind lustrous diamonds glittering on his breast; A monstrous ring shines on his lily hand, Bigger than kings in Cal'sBonanza's land; He turns his hand, that ladies may admire The little brilliants, gleaming full of fire. He looks, admires the treasure all can see, He looks as handsome as a honey bee. A brilliant gem shines on his other hand. Another glistens on his swelling band. And every one so tempting, rich and rare, Would make a Countess or a Duchess stare. A glossy hat swells on his empty head, His oiled hair, glossy glows, a handsome red, And every thing, as some would say, O. K. In his fat hand he smells a sweet' bouqiiet. His coat is cut off in the latest style. And by the cut, cut by the scienced Boyle. His pants, most ancient, girls may admire While showing oft' before the parlor lire. What dainty boots, and that he seems to know, A sportive miss might kiss that dainty toe, That looks so fine from Martin's London shine, Thev e'en misht please Parnassus sacred nine. He spits tobacco in the big spittoon, And by the squirts no doubt will fill it soon. Havana stiate whiffs from his fragrant face, He loves Havana as his love loves lace. Now take him by the tuft and spin him round, He spins as handsome as a silver crown. But weary hearts ai'e fill'd with grief and pain This glitter shows off more this poor man's shame. Tor hear him talk, he seems all foul within, A rotten soul and spirit, stained with sin. Within, all rotten, rotting more and more, Lamentable sight, sin rotten to the core. God's air is tainted with the profane oath, E'en children look, and turn with fear, and loath. The mothers look, and how their hearts must grieve While mongrel gold is glittering to deceive. THE KOBIN'S TALE. I came from off the fi*agrant isles Away beyond the seas. Where birds of plumage ply their wings On Ceylon's spicy breeze; My grandma says on that sweet isle How often did I roam. On spicy gales with lightsome wing. Then turn to seek my home. When sought and found, then every chick Gave me a welcome back, A hearty welcome every chick Whilst sprawling up my back; They chirped for me, I sang for them, And we were all so glad. Another bird sang o'er our heads, It was our happy dad; For he was glad to see me home. Back from the world turn. And singing, welcomed me and mine With a great, fat, wriggling worm; And I found one, a great big one, Fat as a swelling frog, I found him crawling in the dirt Beside a rotten log. I mind the timS on (-hristmas eve. That eve was calm and sweet. We eat our meal with thankfxil hearts. Like men we kill and eat. When it was past, we sat and sang Upon our Christmas tree, And others helped us in the choir, As glad as birds could be ; And so we sang in evening's shade 9 Upon our Cliristiuas tree. Until the moon went down the hill All blithe and full of glee, And then we parted for the night, Each to his straw-lniilt nest. Our little chicks beneath my wings, We warmed eacli others breast. And so we slept til] rosy light Dispelled the diamond dew. But now the Robin's tale is told, And I told it all for you. TRUE AMERICA. A truly free land in right sense of the word. The eagle will soar, the American bird, The woolly black sheep is now free as the white. Released from the yoke and restored to the right. Oh, liberty's goddess may now wave her flag. Now the long crushed hearts beat happy and glad. No more feel the lash, hear the crack of the whip. But sail with the free in Liberty's ship. Tlie sails now spread, she speeds her way on. Not freighted with souls to build up the wrong. And now she sails gaily into free ports. May all great nations salute her from forts. Well pleased to see the grand jubilee In the land of the brave and the home of the free. The chains now broken, freed feet on free soil, Abe Lincoln's heart glad, the s;id hearts now smile. America's glad the great work is done, Tom's Topsey pleased, claps her hands on the run, Shouting, "Golly. Massa, I'se glad for one." WILLIE'S WISH. Oh, haste the day when man the world o'er, Shall brothers be, their hearts an open door; No more stern ribs of steel, cold hearts of flint; All hearts one chain, each heart a loving link. THE SPIRIT OF '76. Ho! for the dames (^f '7(5; They gave the old pewter teapot fits. The daughter, nimble, tried to put a lock on it, But the mother, more iiei-ce, Put her foot clean through the bottom of it. And swore Ijy all the brooms, in merry laughter, They'd live on heavenly dew and boiled M^ater, Till they could use the fragrant tea. No duties fixed beyond the sea: Example rare, in hand all hands now join. And throw the wee