PS 3529 .B8 L4 1890 Copy 1 E'GEND OF ST. PATRICK APOSTLE OF ERIN, BY M. C.'O'BYRNE, Author of "Upon This Rock." LA SALLE, ILL., Hennessey & Bostwick, Printers. 1890. H H H PA- APOSTLE OF ERIN, BY M. C. O'BYRNE I Authok of "Upon This Rock." )V 25 1890 LA SALLE, ILL., Hennessey & Bostwick, Printers. 1890. COPYRIGHT, 1890. BY M. C. O'BYENE. REVERENDO R, J, C„ A, M„ Pastori, Monitori, et Amico, HIC LIBELLUS Reverentissime Offertur DEDICATURQUE. s A LEGEND OF ST, PATRICK, FYTTEI. Saint Patrick one night, In a terrible fright. Jumped up from his goose-feather heel; For a knock at the door Interrupted his snore,— A knock that might waken the dead. Had you or I, when snug and warm In bed beneath the clothes Been wakened thus rudely We might have sworn shrewdly, Turned round and completed the doze,— That is, if we could while an arm like a flail Thrashed out with the knocker a devils' reveil. But the patron of Erin Detested all swearing;— Some say that the first And last time he cursed Was when fishing one day On the banks of Lough Neagh, The great Peisthe Mor Crawled out on the shore, And seeing the line dangling, Guessed his Saintship was angling,— Aimed a blow at his skull which fie happened to miss, And got an immersion Through over exertion, Falling into the lake with a terrible hiss. "Ho, ho!" cried Saint Patrick, "Had I received that lick, 'Twould have hashed all my mutton,— Anathema sis!" Be that as it may, 'twas a thundering knock Tempted Patrick to say, at eleven o'clock, "Who the devil is there?" Though the saint did not swear, But did, as the French say, the very contraire, For he muttered a blessing While hurriedly dressing, And then, with serenity worthy all praise, He sought to discover his Bryant and May's, Then a recent invention, but lately brought over By a sailor named Murphy who traded to Dover. At length he reached the big hall door, Where the rapping resounded more and more ; As brave as a lion, he slipped back the bolt, And swung the portal round,— One hand held a candle, the other a Colt, Carrying; bullets thirty-six to the pound. The door was opened, and the saint, Though bold as King Boru, Saw what would make a lady faint However deep the blue Shade of her hosen,— Mrs. B., Had she beheld the sight, Would find in her philosophy No fruits that could requite Her for the terror caused by such a shocking Rascal as he who seemed to have done the knocking. FYTTE II. Enshrouded in mystery, Who can discover Ireland's history Ere Patrick came over? Her battles and glories Are known to no person, Save to those who tell stories Like "Ossian" Macpherson, True, Erin had lyres Of wonderful power, And by Tara's proud fires Bards sang by the hour; But the yarns that they spun Were a little romantic, And ten chances to one That a listener pedantic Would cry "Credat Apella! This impudent fella Tells lies like Tom Pepper and swears they're authentic. But with lyre and liar 'Tis always the way,— The hand must not tire, The tongue never stay. For Care, Haggard Rider, top-booted and spur- red Suggests that some rival, more wildly absurd And grotestque, may figure as drawing-room dandy, A LEGEND OF ST. PATRICK. Be dubbed Master Fool and be dry-nursed by Sandy. Who with ten lines of Greek, read defiant oi measure With broad Scotch inflections, will trumpet the treasure. For terror can board the brazen-beaked galley, As Horace assures us; the author of "She" Perchance in his dreams may find his Scotch valet Preferring rupees to the humbler bawbee As arles for his homage, full rightly discerning How best to dispose of, that's market, his learn- ing. "The learned pate ducks to the golden fool:" Alack, my masters ! can the love of pelf Degrade the scholar to the buffoon's tool, And make e'en Genius prostitute itself? O Rider, Rudyard ! spurn the sordid varlet Whose greed would make Calliope a harlot. There was a boy named Julius Caesar, Whose mother kept a shop in Rome, And day by day the youth would tease her To give him cash and leave to roam : For though by nature not a laggard, The boy, by reading Rider Hagg^fd, --- Great annalist of the age,— became On fire to climb the hill of fame ; He longed to occupy a place In the Waihalla of his race, To do great deeds that should proclaim Him great as Allan Quatermain, And win him immortality More permanent than that of "She." His fond mama, though loth to lose him, Was too indulgent to refuse him. So having made a little money By selling cheese and mel— that's honey- Went to the Horse Guards, near the Forum, Called for the Custos Rotulorum, Bought a commission for her Julie, And saw it signed and sigilled duly. A witty Frenchman,— politician Or poet, they are much the same In France,— defined the true position Of Mauritania, that's the name I give to Algiers : "Tis a region Wherein," said he, "our youths are made To serve in the Kabylean legion Instead of by a barricade In Paris." So the famous senate, The House of Commons of old Rome, Were wont to keep their fighting men at Some thousand miles away from home. Accordingly young Caesar packed his Martini -Henry, sword and lance, An opera-glass for target practice, And thus equipped set out for France. The native Gauls could never rightly Appreciate or understand The Roman rule, which pressed them tightly,— Which proves how savage was the land. Its barbarous princes and their forces, Disdaining civilized resources, Were wont at times to ease their feelings By bloody raids and cattle stealings : As old Scotch nobles near the border,— When urged to set their house in order,— Their oatmeal gone and winter coming, 'Mongst English farms they went a bumming. Just such a party Julius met when He crossed the frontier into Gaul, But being courageous would not let men So ragged rob him of his all. So wheu their leader, one Dumnorix, Brandished his spear and shook his brand, Grinned and performed a hundred more tricks, Caesar resolved to show his hand, And, a Gaul's life being but a trifle, Shot the barbarian with his rifle. The fickle Gauls took great delight in Absinthe and gossip, save when fighting; They stopped the tourist on his way, And cried Bon jour! that is Good day! And while he paid the customs' dues They made him tell the latest news : And when a merchant, came to town Reporters swiftly ran him down, To learn his business, age and name, The prix courant and whence he came, The news he brought, the Kaiser's capers, Which things they published in the papers, Aud taking all they heard as true Deliberated what to do. Then, rash in council as in war, Scenting the battle from afar, They looked around to find a victim, Went out to fight and sometimes licked him; And being armed with spears and sabres, Though whipped themselves they plagued their neighbours. Trains being unknown, his way through France \oung Caesar made by diligence,— A sort of stage-coach, — in due course He joined his regiment, bought a horse, Was drilled and learned to drink champagne, Six months before his first campaign. Nine years or more were passed by Caesar In active service there in Gaul : A LEGEND OF ST. PATRICK. 'Gainst savage tribes who crossed the Weser, 'Gainst High Dutch, Low Dutch, one and all, He fought and vanquished; every city Whose gates were shut he took by storm, And being by nature prone to pity He made three million men reform. His plan was good, and I commend it To czars and kaisers, all who fear Sedition, for they soon may end it By Caesar's method, skill and care. Since might is right, —and who'll deny it That ever read Tom Carlyle's page? Be thorough : that's the secret, try it, You'll find it does not fail with age. Caesar killed millions, so they tell us, And made the others quiet fellows : By force of arms he civilized 'em And being a Pontifex, baptized 'em, That is, he would have done of course, Had Christian baptism been in force. One day, the war in Treves being over, The Roman "army sailed for Dover, Or somewhere else, the nearest high land They chanced to make on Britain's island (To make the land as sailors do it Means, as of course you know, to view it After a voyage) for General Caasar, Tired of French wines and liver pies. Hearing of Britain longed to seize her And make of her his noblest prize. The Britons, being a warlike people, Preferring liberty to Rome, Sounding alarms from every steeple, Prepared to drive the invader home. And sooth to say, these proud barbarians, Loved most to hear a call to fight, . Because they were not vegetarians, Milk and flesh meat being their delight : Britannia then was full of cattle, "Pecorum magnus Humerus," (See Gallic War, V. 12) and battle Gives joy to the carnivorous. And so the natives fought like lions To drive the Romans from the strand : Fought no less bravely than their scions Whose fame is heard in every land. But, history shows when barbarous forces Contend with valour trained and tried Their chance is small, success of course is Predestined to the nobler side : Though victory leans to the aggressor, While to man'sview this should not be, The eternal mills grind down the oppres- sor, The grist being ordered liberty. The Romans, Saxons, Danes and North- men, In turn all these the isle possessed, Which blending all in time brought forth men Whose might the world has long confessed. Though Caius Julius soon did make her Acknowledge Rome's supremacy, Not twice a Caesar now could break her, Our modern England, proud and free. So Cowper wrote while time parturient Another Caesar brought to birth, Who, victory-flushed, of fame esurient, Aspired to subjugate the earth. He, twice a Caesar, thunderbolt of war, Whose star of destiny shone o'er fallen thrones, Who filled earth's eyes with tears, Heaven's ear with moans, Essayed to rive the founded rock Of Britain, breathless from the shock, He fell and cursed his star. The Roman general, having quelled the British, Demanded hostages in pledge of peace ; Because he knew the race was fickle, skittish, With whom a treaty was an armistice, A truce or breathing-time ; experience told him 'Twas easier to catch an eel than hold him. Among the hostages there was a maiden, Daughter of Segovax, a King of Kent, Conspicuous for her loveliness which made an Exciting topic even in Caesar's tent, While in the mess-room certain primipili Discussed it with strong ale till they werf* silly . Segonigaher name,— a patronymic Or appellation from the she derived, Which means just what you please, should any cynic This laxity rebuke, I have contrived To supplement and buttress my conjecture By Mr. Lang, who'll prove it in a lecture. MaJgre her name, Segoniga's rare beauty Impressed great Caesar, though a man of mind ; The artless maiden deemed consent a duty When urged by one whose greatness awed mankind; For aught that I can tell some love was thrown in, A LEGEND OF ST. PATRICE. Howbeit 'eluse partheniken zonen. To err is human ; living in glass houses Folks should be careful when they play with stones. God keep us honest, lovers, husbands, spouses ! Far from the risky light that beats on thrones ! Above all let us pray that opportunity May ne'er be ours to trespass with impunity. Winter being nigh at hand victorious Caesar, Secure of lasting fame, returned to Gaul ; The princess wept, and Julius to appease her Received her in his ship, the Capitol. The sea was choppy in the Straits of Dover, But after some sea-sickness they a;ot over. A man of action, though a sorry seaman, The hero's taste for dalliance quickly cloyed; And if a married man should keep a leman Too long his wife might justly feel annoyed ; There might be a divorce, a cause celebre. To render Julius odious to his neighbour. Of course she wept and tore her hair,— bar- barians Have hearts to feel when outraged or be- trayed ; The Britons though were latitudinarians In love ; the princess dried her eyes and laid Her sullenness aside when Caesar bought a House for the twain and married her to Cotta— A tall lieutenant and a famous fighter, But just a stick to bear in mind a date ; Too dull a man to comprehend the fright her First child's nativity brought to his mate; Six months of married life and this auspicious Event occurred,— they named the boy Patricius. Had Cotta been of a suspicious nature They might have called the baby Spurius, Though this experiment in nomenclature Might well have made the mother furious, For she was British, and they stood in fear Whene'er Segoniga stood on her ear. Thus Patrick was the name; for generations The family lived in comfort near Boulogne, And from it sprang the herald of the nations, The saint who is the hero of my song ; Good blood flowed in his veins, although some sceptic Has said that Caesar was an epileptic. And here ends fytte ye second of my story, Prolix it has been, but not too diffuse; For had there been no Caesar, Erin's glory Might never have been quickened, to reduce The Pagans 'neath the cross and to extermine Snakes, scorpions, centipedes, and all such vermin. FYTTE III. "Give me that man that is not passion's slave," (See Shakespeare's Hamlet, act 3rd., scene the second,) '•And I will wear,"— but here I think I'll waive Further quotation ; ataraxy's reckoned A sort of heavenly calm, attainable in fancy By spellbound Quietists lost in omphaloinancy. Who does not know, who knows his accidence, That Scipio drubbed the Carthaginian trader? He conquered him, of course at great expense, As being the foe of Borne, who would have made her Subordinate to Carthage; Scipio's reputation Conies rather from resisting sensual temptation. The Pagans taught this duty very well,— Horatius, Ovid, and a lot of others; Their lines read nicely, though the truth to tell Their lives were much like yours and mine, my brothers : The Hebrew king, too, wrote, ere woman made him flighty, "He that is slow to wrath is better than the mighty." Saint Patrick was not passion's slave, However great the provocation ; No Stoic could so well behave Himself in times of perturbation. Good breeding marked his ev^ry act, He stood unmoved in every crisis ; Displaying zeal allied with tact In combatting the chieftains' vices. When that his crosier pierced the foot Of that old king he was baptizing,— Who must have thrown aside his boot Like pious Moslems whose surprising Devotion makes them, when they go" To mosque, that's church, their shoes sur- render,— Nor saint nor King made any show Of pain, though royal flesh is tender. And so, when having overthrown In Magh Sleacht, or the Plain of Slaughter, Cromcruach, the giant pillar stone, Old Erin's Moloch, Patrick taught her The way of truth without a thought Of self, nor asking grace or kindness, , Although he knew some chieftains sought To kill him in their heathen blindness. A LEGEND OF ST. PATRICK. They slew O'Ran, his charioteer, Believing him to he the master, In going through Leinster, but the dear Saint Patrick only drove the faster, For he was brave and calm and cool, And knew wherein to place reliance, Too wise by far to play the fool By bidding angry men defiance. He would not palter, temporise, Or quibble to conciliate men ; With amphibology and lies He never tried to wheedle statesmen, In short, Saint Patrick w r as the type of pastor Whose life approves the doctrine of the Master. SjC Sg! ;jc sfs Now all this time that big hall door Has stood with bolt withdrawn, With Patrick standing on the floor Surveying a Shaughraun, That is a stray man, or 'a scamp, In modern parlance called a tramp. And sooth to say Saint Patrick cocked His pistol when he saw A man whose figure would have shocked A blanketted Choctaw. The native Irish w r ere not over chaste In dress, though always clothed below the waist, But Patrick's modesty was hurt, As it ne'er was before, To see a man without a shirt Standing outside the door,— A tall man, with long hair black as the raven, With face, except the upper lip, close shaven. The only dress this fellow wore Was a thin coat of paint, Dark blue in colour, though he bore Himself without restraint; No lounger in St. James's or Pall Mall E'er looked a calmer, more unconscious swell. "Pax cum domo et cum Patre!" Thus in Latin spoke the stranger, Hoping by judicious flattery To avert a threatened danger ; For a pistol pointed level At his head might scare the devil. "Pax, O f rater, et indusium !" That is, Peace and eke a shirt!— Though he wished him at Brundusium Not for worlds would Patrick hurt By wound or deed the stranger's feelings While he was honest in his dealings . Taking this as sign of favour, Bowing low the stranger stepped O'er the threshold, while a flavour Grateful to his nostrils crept Through the hall, for Lent being over Patrick's servants lived in clover. And as luck would have it, Nora, Fair factotum in the house, , Niece of Berraidhe of Kinkora, (Patrick's butler was her spouse), At that moment from the kitchen, Draped in raiment quite bewitching, Though a robe de nuit, came beaming From the basement with a steaming Flagon in her dexter hand, For her husband had a weakness, And his wife, the soul of meekness, Had fulfilled her lord's command ; Night by night, when all were sleeping But the twain the wife went creeping, Somewhere about twelve o'clock, To the kitchen in her smock, There to brew, her spouse to please, Whiskey toddy en chemise. Employed in this momentous matter, She did not hear the noise q'erhead, Although, as hath been said, the clatter Was loud enough to wake the dead : To folks absorbed in spirit pecks of trouble Come when they see too little or see double. Oh for a pen like that of Rudyard Kipling, Whose "Ditties"now, I hear, are all the rage Among the Upper Ten, whom every stripling Proclaims the Crichton of our sordid age ! Then might I show how Nora looked when fainting At sight of such a masterpiece of painting As he who, ravished by the heavenly smell From that bright tankard, seized it as she fell ; Seized it and raised his hand, Though not in malice ; Straightway he took a grand Swig from the chalice. One, two, and eke a third Draught had he taken, Nothing by shame deterred, While to awaken His faithful handmaid, Nora, toiled the saint, Who ne'er before had seen a woman faint. 'Twas fortunate that as regards attire She could not have been in a better state To be recovered, and I much admire The good saint's fortitude who felt the weight A LEGEND OF ST. PATRICK. But little in his haste to give assistance,— Her fall was in the line of least resistance Eight in his arms,— he chafed her hands and face, Glad that there was no corset to unlace. And now the stranger, setting down the flagon, Came to the rescue with a grin inhuman ; With bony claws that might have shamed a dragon Grasping her arm, he rudely pinched the woman, While with a vet's dexterity he wrenched her Jaws wide apart and then with whiskey drenched her. Although his method can't he recommended, 'Twas sure as quick, for Nora's swoon was ended : Kestored to sense, this female most erratic Gave a loud shriek and fled towards the attic. The stranger laughed : "Ha ha!" he shouted, "I thought 'twould serve, it was our way Before that hook-nosed Roman routed Our Kentish League and brtfke the sway Of Casibelaun o r er the Trinobantes"— "Fellow!" cried Patrick, "tell me what this rant is! What art thou, man or demon? for I never Saw such a fright before on land or ocean, And well I wot no baptised Christian ever Found such a dress conducive to devotion . Speak ! or I exorcise you And banish you to — well, I'd rather civilize you Than ban with book and bell : Art thou a man?" The stranger bowed his head : "I was one once, though now among the dead I lie forgotten by the sons of men, But not for ever, for great Caesar's pen Once wrote my name and linked it to his story, So that in coming years when all Rome's glory Shall only be a schoolboy's theme, In the bright halls of fame The Kentish patriot's name Shall nerve the warrior's arm, inspire the poet's dream. This is the noblest life, High immortality,— To know that when the strife Is o'er the brave may be Victorious over death ; The fallen patriot's sigh, The bard's expiring breath Can never wholly die; In all that made our truer, better part We live to animate some valiant heart." "Man!" cried the angry saint, "This heterodox position Would give your coat of paint Up to the Inquisition. But that the Irish Church Is famed for toleration, The rack and wheel should search Your bones in exculpation." "A thousand wheels and racks Were powerless to distress The joints of Segovax Or bring him to confess :" Thus quoth the stranger, while the startled host Drew back in terror from the royal ghost. "And art thou Segovax,] my great-great- grandsire?" "I am, my son, but come, my time is brief; Within my chamber burns a bog-oak fire, The very thing to give my bones relief, For rheumatism will afflict the body. Though spiritual,— don't forget the toddy. I have some secrets to disclose ; m Hades We learn these matters chiefly through the ladies." FYTTE IV. I wish that I could find an apt quotation To herald in this section of my tale And make it more imposing; observation Convinces me those authors seldom fail To take a high place in this age progressive Whose dearth of thought, concealed by words impressive, Is taken for profundity : in science You must use phrases that but few can speak ; This is the coming priesthood's main reliance 'Gainst vulgarizing knowledge, hotch-potch Greek Gives them their terms, makes Nature private grazing, Converting simple truths to mysteries amazing. Omne ignotum pro magniflco, (Supply hahetur, reader, if you please), That is, those things of which the vulgar know But little always bring them to their knees In admiration when some knave, discerning Their native weakuess, dazzles them with learning. A LEGEND OP ST. PATRICK. While doctors of divinity are modest, As men whose learning no sane man will question, Your man of physic sometimes has the oddest Terms for wind colic or the indigestion ; For aught susceptible of plain description In English some would not write a prescription. A quack who makes some magic drug or heal all May, if he will, indulge in Anglo-Saxon To advertise his nostrum, for we seal all Such things up in their phials, put a tax on, And call them patent medicines, the solution Thus benefits the British Constitution. But when some Don of Medicine (opiferque Per orbem), with a crotchet, to advance it Writes to the press, Asclepios, what work we Poor laymen have to read him in the Lancet ! Though you know all the freaks of tense formation Sir Paeon's Greek will lead to irritation. It is not Science but the counterfeit Vain Sciolism, arrogant and proud, That loves to gratify its own conceit At the expense of knowledge, using loud High-sounding terms, impossible to rhyme, Which make the road to science hard to climb. Like that odd sophist whose peculiar mission Was to dislodge God from the universe And rob man of his soul, the first condition In this philosophy being the reverse Of common method, for he made the ideal The cause of all, the basis of the real. And having gifted matter with a spirit Inplanted or ingrafted, then maintained That man, the chief of beings, could inherit No energy that after death remained ; Ontologists affirmed this was a schism, The sophist called his creed Hylozoism. A thing of bombast and of words uncouth, . This cheerless doctrine scarcely came to birth Before it died dishonoured, for in sooth It bore no hope or solace to the earth : Live for to-day, it said, and some who taught it, Believing death was better, madly sought it. As well they might, for such a creed makes life A gladiator fight, whose only guerdon Is but a Dead Sea apple : when the strife Can thus be shunned how fond to bear the burden Of pain, defeat, the myriad pangs that grieve us, When Death can thus be summoned to relieve us? Without the expectation of our sires, The faith by which they saw beyond the veil Of time and circumstance, the spirit tires And human life becomes a tedious tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and passion, Men become base and women fools of fashion. Insensate mortals! is it worth the while To chase the marsh-fire if the end be death? Can sordid cares, ambitions, or the vile Pleasures that pall prolong the parting- breath? Drink of the sophist's cup if ye would smother The thought that this life but precedes another. Drink if ye will to drown the awful doubt That haunts ye like a spectre ; drink and when The toxic fumes inspire ye to flout The creed outworn, demean yourselves like men: Since death ends all, why should we propagate? Teach us by suicide to vanquish fate. Philosophy, what is it but a sieve For ever dipped by man in empty wells? A fruitless search, fit only to relieve Such itching ears as those Damascius tells Us once belonged to that wise Syrian ass Placed by Ammonianus in his class. The sapient beast, though longing for his hay, (Thus Photius tells the story) when his ears Caught learned phrases, with responsive neigh Evinced his pleasure, and when, full of years The donkey died, the riddle of the ages Was just as plain to him as to the sages. The world is full of evil and our span Of life is mainly sorrowful, and we Are prone to drift upon the current; man, Though purblind, strives to sound Infinity In search of God, and failing to descry Him, By baffled pride is prompted to deny Him. Yet now as ever God abides with man, We are his children, though in reason's pride We disavow our parentage and scan With purblind eyes the universe, the wide Expanse, th' Eternal Instant, never seeing The One in whom we live and have our being. While through the ages bishops, priests and deacons Have circumscribed the formless fount of form, Materializing God, there have been beacons In every age to brighten and to warm Man's higher nature; when he sends a witness God needs no human guarantee of fitness. A LEGEND OF ST. PATRICK. Paul and Spinoza, loftiest of their race, Each bore a message all can understand,— That He whose throne eternal fills all space Dwells not in temples made by human hand: All in Himself, yet all in every part, He builds an altar in each loving heart : The Eternal Presence, God uncreate, Whose being's essence Ts to create New forms from His own Being; Seen and unseen, all-seeing, The absent never : God One in Three And Three in One, To whose high majesty The ordered universe shall raise, For ever and for ever, Unintermitting, endless praise When time is done. There is in every dwelling A skeleton they say; A notion most repelling / To honest folks who pay Their rates and taxes and who never Have been accused of being clever. But when a healthy spectre, A veritable ghost, As bold as an inspector Of nuisances, takes post In one's arm-chair, disposed to chatter, A skeleton's a trifling matter. So when this ancient Briton, This Segovax of Kent, Took the best chair to sit on, The good Saint Patrick went Some distance off; though willing to be civil, He did not mean to hob-nob with the devil. Observing this, the stranger Smiled tranquilly and said; "My son, there is no danger In converse with the dead ; A time will come when, weary of life's tedium, The wisest men will seek a spirit medium." "Know'st thou the times and seasons, To whom the one true Light Was unrevealed, for reasons Sufficient in the sight Of Him to whom, 'tis said a thousand years But as one day of earthly time appears?" Thus spoke the saint, suspecting His guest's ability To speak the truth respecting The things that were to be : For prophets seldom come in so illegal A style of dress as that of Plague-Seer Eagle.* At that time though, the priesthood In Ireland were less Tasty in garb, the least good Of any modern dress Worn by the clergy or schismatic preachers Would have seemed vain to those old-fashioned teachers. That church is better builded, E'en though the cup be clay, Than if with chalice gilded An earthen priest should pray "Sanguis custodiat Domini!" of old The eucharists were served by priests of gold. "O Patrick!" said the other, "Thou knowest that the Light Hath shone on every brother That ever lived ; what right Hast thou to limit mercy? what a libel Some priestly notions are upon the Bible! "Enough of this however; I could perhaps unveil Secrets from which a clever Clairseacht could weave a tale More interesting to an Irish bishop Than all the yarns the bards are won't to dish up. "But 'tis not mine to harass Thy spirit with the tale Of discord, to embarrass Thy work in Inisfail, For doubtless 'twould in some sort tend to lame you To know that rival churches here will claim you. "Now to my charge : the message I bring to you is brief : My coming is the presage Of future years of grief; In Merlin's glass, revealed to each spectator, I have seen Ireland's bane— the Agitator. * Solomon Eagle, a Puritan fanatic who dui'ing the great plague of London, in 16G5, preached re- pentance, clothed only in the raiment he wore at his birth. + Clairseach, the harp, per prosopopceiam for the minstrel. Segovax must have learned Irish in Hades. A LEGEND OF ST. PATRICK. "Compose thyself, and hearken While I to thee unfold The clouds that serve to darken Thy vision. When of old Great Merlin went to Hades (Not as men die died he, He simply went, his shade is In high authority Among us still) he brought us A mystic stone of fate, And in that crystal taught us To read man's earthly state. "Merlin, the greatest of all British sages, Whose fame with Arthur's* shall be sung in ages To come throughout the world, this stone orbi- cular, Obtained by means a trifle too particular Fof me to tell or you to know, a Mantis However brought it from the lost Atlantis, A distant country, long, as I've a notion, Resting in peace beneath the Western Ocean, And of whose people now the only trace is Found in this island; the Iberionaces, Or ancient Irish, were Atlantides, Whose source and root now lie beneath the seas. "Ten thousand years shall roll, And then shall come that throe Once more ; from pole to pole The mighty overflow Of Ocean's changing currents shall accrue On continent and isle, destroying to renew." "Not by water, but by fire Will the final purging be," Answered Patrick, "therefore, sire, Thy portentous prophecy, Though so definitely stated, God of old anticipated." "What is to be will be, my son; God is Order, his decrees, Fixed by his word, for ever run Steadfast and true ; but thoughts like these We will not discuss, the reason Being the lateness of the season, For the night is well-nigh done, A.nd my story not begun : Give ear to me while I unveil The mystery of Inisfail." t *This was, of course, prophetic, the visit of Segovax having occurred before Arthur or Mer- lin died. t Inis-fail, Insula-fati, the Isle of Destiny. The IAa-fail (stone of Destiny) is in the coronation chair of the monarchs of Great Britain and Ireland. FYTTE V. THE PROPHECY OF SEGOVAX. "O Patrick, in whose veins there runs the blood Of conqueror and conquered, know that now, E'en while I speak to thee, adown the flood Of royal Thamesis the sculptured prow Of the last Roman galley nears the sea In base desertion, leaving Britain free, But helpless; for her sons, unskilled in war, For centuries unmanned, must fall the prey Of Pict and Scot, of strangers from the far And untamed north; let loose by Rome's decay, Horde after horde successively shall sweep, White horse and raven, o'er the startled deep. "Well for the seagirt isle In after time to know That steadfast strength can meet the wile Of him whose treason would beguile. That manly vigilance can smile At every foreign foe. To earth's remotest strand Her glory shall increase : So long as British heart and hand Fearless and strong united stand, To do or die for fatherland, In Britain shall be peace. "In Merlin's crystal, the Atlantean stone, I saw two islands linked by bands of steel,— Bands forged in blood and hate,— the lesser thrown Exhausted, worn beneath the other's heel : I saw the long-drawn strife of centuries cease, I saw two sisters give the kiss of peace. Beneath an olive branch they stood, the one In queenly majesty, her golden hair, With many a braid and torque adroitly done, Beneath a diadem, where divers rare And priceless jewels shone with shivering ray, The tribute of all lands that own her sway. The other lissom, coy, and beautiful, In whose fair features every passing thought Of the pure soul within was mirrored full As clouds are on the lake; her kirtle, wrought Of emerald green with golden trefoil pressed, Showed the glad throbbing of her virgin breast. "Thus stood the sisters twain, The strife of years was o'er : From Britain's flag the crimson stain Was gone, and Erin's cry of pain No longer rang across the main, Or echoed by the shore. And o'er the Western Sea The sparkling billows hurled 10 A LEGEND OF ST. PATRICK. Tlieir silvern crests in tuneful glee, And in their giant minstrelsy Was heard the chorus of a free, A trans- Atlantic world. "And then I saw, the while the nations hailed The sisters reconciled, that Discord came With poisoned Dreath; I saw that Erin quailed Before the monster, saw the wrathful flame In Britain's eye when, with unsparing hand, The witch sowed greed and malice through the land. And what a crop was there! suspicion, fraud, Envy, deception, dark conspiracy; While from the shuddering soil there rose to God The odour of the blood-fume; secrecy Begat distrust, and from distrust sprang hate, In turn incestuously to generate. "Yet while the miscreant crew Their heil-born rage displayed, In close embrace the sisters two United stood, for Erin knew Her queenly sister's will to do Strict justice undismayed. But though Britannia yearned To soothe the wild alarm, ^ The rebel crew her bounty spurned, Her proffered amity they turned To sign of fear : erewhile they learned The vigour of her arm. "Again and yet again the baneful clan Were scourged by that strong arm : with horrid yell Some sought their dens, while others screeching ran Now hither and now thither, fires of hell Inciting them, while in the assassin's hand The gory steel besprinkled all the land. Among her counsellors Britannia found Dissension, disagreement, wavering: In party strife the patriot's voice was drowned , With many a pseudo-patriot favouring A. strange expedient, saying to release Erin from Britain would secure peace. Then saw I, while confusion wilder grew And all the welkin rang, two champions rise ; The one, with virgin shield, pledged to subdue The rebel gang; upon his brow emprise And dauntless courage sat, a loyal knight, Acute in counsel, valorous in fight. "Balphurius his name, Defender of the laws ; He quelled the strife, expelled the shame From Erin ,and restored her fame, While all the world in glad acclaim Besounded with applause. Nature herself grew bland In sympathy with peace, And scattered with a lavish hand Her fruits and flowers o'er the land, Bidding the happy valleys stand With the full ear's increase. "Yet faction was not dead, for when it seemed That peace and plenty would ensure content, There came a combatant whose falchion gleamed Above his naked arm, his shield besprent With lions, 'Lamb laider na< htar*! he cried, 'The strong hand uppermost!' and thus defied Balphurius to the combat, while the horde, Erewhile affrighted, dared the light of day Once more and sought a refuge where the sword Of their new champion, eager for the fray, Flashed o'er that arm embowed, and loud and long Bose the wild pledge of triumph to the strong. Kose the wild pledge ; but ere its echo died Steel clashed on steel, on shield and ringing helm , Where' midway on the plain the changeful tide Of battle wavered, threatening to o'erwhelm Now one, now both; I saw the lion shield And him who bore it prostrate on the field. But like Antaeus, when he touched the plain New vigour seemed imparted to his arm; Like one refreshed with wine he sprang again To combat, ere Balphurius could disarm Or give the mercy stroke, the while his hand Retained within firm grip the glittering brand. "And when again he fell, He fell again to rise ; And when she heard the plaudits swell From Discord's host his praise to tell, I saw that Erin loved him well, For tears were in her eyes. For he was Erin's son. Misled alas ! but true To those he served: no recreant one, To deem the battle lost and won While there remained one deed undone That valiant hand might do. "Firm as the primal granite stood the knight. Order's brave champion, conscious of his strength, Intrepid in the faith that, born of right, Can trust the end to God, who when the length * If his heraldr.y was correct, it would seem that Segovax must have had in view a descendant of Blod the son of Cas, the son of Conal. A LEGEND OF ST. PATRICK. 11 Of the wrong-doer's tether has been spread, Sends Atropos to cut the fatal thread. And then I saw him of the lion shield Draw back with crest plume-shorn and bat- tered mail, Leaving Balphurius master of the field, While Discord shook to see her champion fail; And on the victor's head the sisters placed A rosy wreath with shamrock interlaced. When lo! there came, with pitying, tender face, And bearing healing balms, a maiden clad In costly raiment, daughter of a race Once chosen for its constancy, the sad Cosmopolites whose noblest sentiment Belongs to discounting and cent per cent. She came from fair Lutetia, and the spoil Of Egypt and the Philistines washers; She^ame by pity urged to pour the oil Of sympathy and lov^e: the conqueror's Cause, so men say, is pleasing to the gods,— Some mortals though prefer to take the odds, And siding with the vanquished share their fate : E'en so this alien virgin succour brought To the defeated warrior ; while the great Balphurius triumphed, Rafaela wrought A miracle of love, ere long her knight In golden armour stood prepared to fight. 'Haste thou,' she cried, 'O valiant heart and true, To urge the poor man's cause, to shield th' op- pressed ! Bethink thee,'— this w r as whispered,— 'those*who do Knight-errantry to-day will do it best With gold, not steel; thy indigent position Hath traversed and retarded thy ambition.' Thus spoke the maid, thus speaking was she wise ; For in the years to come, O Patrick, gold Shall be the test of merit and the prize That all shall seek. When avarice shall hold The world in thraldom, shorten Thou the days, O Power Supreme, and Thine shall be the praise! "There are two souls in man, In constant strife within ; The one controlled by Ahriman, The Lord of Evil, through whose ban The universe since time began Has been denied by sin. Ormuzcl the other guides, Through whom all virtues flow ; And while on earth the man abides The dubious conflict ne'er subsides, His future fate that strife decides, Whether for weal or woe. '"Not in the glare of day Is seen man's nobler self; Patrick, heed not those who say That by our deeds our motives may Be judged; where selfishness hath sway The mind deceives itself. But in the silent night, When only God is near, Beneath the twinkling stars whose bright Effulgence shames our mortal sight, Just as he seems in heaven's light The true man doth appear." He ceased, and fell to drinking With such an eager thirst, That good Saint Patrick, thinking The prophecy should first Be finished, ventured the suggestion That Segovax should not forget the question. "The question? Oh, you want to know the end," Quoth Segovax, "of the great Irish duel : 1 wish I could oblige you, but, my friend, In this respect old Merlin has been cruel ; For just as this great strife Degan to enlist all My sympathies, he took away the crystal* "But lo! the dawn is breaking, The cock prepares to crow; And I must soon be taking My course to realms below. Five hundred years will pass ere I can return to earth, And things may come to pass here To make it little worth My while to leave a cosy nook in hell;— Since time is short, suppose we spend it well? "I drink to thee, O Patron Of Erin, and to her, The not uncomely matron Whose skill I can aver In making punch is excellent,— to Nora, The prettiest wencb that ever left Kinkora ! Would she were here ! to please her Bacchus ! I fain would sing A song once sung by Caesar In honour of a king, A British king, for mirth and wisdom famed From whom the town of Colchester is named. 'Twas thus we sang in chorus, With flagons raised on high, And ere to bed they bore us We left those flagons dry. '■Bex Colens annosus Senex eratjocosus: 12 A LEGEND OF ST. PATRICK. Poposcit tuhum, Calicem vitreum, Fidicines ires, Duas virgines. Vini amavit spiritus, Rex vinipotor Coleus; Eja, made esto! Vah, papae! Eja, made esto! Vah, papae!'" Brekekekex, Koax, Koax, Such was the voice of Segovax ; "We know from Aristophanes The raucous frogs sing notes like these. Thus was he singing when the cock's shrill note Kose loud and clear; the song died in his throat; And then he vanished: Patrick stared to find His visitor had left no trace behind Except an empty tankard: with the morning Came Nora and her spouse to give him warning. Vision or dream, the Briton's prophecy Time hath in part established : rest we here Content, nor grieve because we may not see The future of our race. We ne^d no seer To fortify our courage ; come what may Of darkest night, the dawning of the day Shall find Britannia still the nations' pride, The home where Law and Liberty abide. God bless Old England ! though mine eyes ne'er "Behold her shores, this is the exile's prayer. may FINIS. NOTES. Page 1, Col. 2.— Shade of her hosen—Mrs. B. —The "philosophy" here alluded to may be characterized as Sinning-made-easy, whose prin- ciples it would in our age be a work of superero- gation to explain. Page 2, Col. l.—A witty Frenchman, etc.— The unfortunate Prevost Paradol. Ibid., Col. 2. — One Dumnorix. — To whose manes due apology is made for antedating his decease which took place, by Caesar's order, immediately before the second expedition into Britain. See Be Bell. Gall., V. 7. Page 3, Col. 2.— Thunderbolt of war.— An epithet borrowed from Virgil: "autgeminos, di o fulmina belli, Scipiadas" (iEneid. VI. 841,2), but much more appropriate to Napoleon. Ibid.— Daughter of Segovax.— "Quattuor reges Cingetorix, Carvilius, Taximagulus, Segovax," (De Bell, Gall., V. 22). Ibid.— Certain primipili. --Chief centurions, or captains, of legions. Page 4, Col. l.— - Married her to Cotta.— Marcus Cotta, an historical character. He was Gover- nor of Sardinia, and was driven out by the Cara- litani (people of Cagliari) during the Civil War. (De Bell. Civ., I, 30). Page 7, Col. l.—The sophist called, etc.— Hylo- zoism, Hylo-Idealism, Ideal-Hylozoism, Autos- ism, et alia nomina. The materialists, however, have recognized the absurdity of basing their doctrine upon the Spiritism of Bishop Ber- keley. Ibid., Col. 2.— Syrian ass.— Suidas, sub voce "Damaskios," calls the animal "an ass very studious of wisdom." The genus is not yet ex- tinct in our schools of metaphysics, to say noth- ing of other schools. Page 8, Col. 1.— Paul and Spinoza.— Even such religious men as Gideon and David, among the Hebrews, bowed down before an image (aphod) of Jehovah. In the Tractatus Theol. — polit., Spinoza affirms that "Scripture is called the word of God, nempe quia veram docet reli- gionem, cujus Deus ceternus est auctor." In the juventus mundi, as Giordano Bruno called antiquity, man could hardly avoid anthropomor- phism in theology ; in our day, at least among the cultured, there can be no excuse for idolatry. "God is a spirit," etc. St. John, IV, 24; I Tim., I, 17; VI, 16. ^]f^^ LIBRARY OF CONGRESS