Book 9__ / THE REFINED POETRY OF THE SOUTH. [From the " Southern Confederacy."] THE DEVILS VISIT TO "OLD ABE." BY REV. E. P. BIRCH, OF LA GRANGE, GA. '/ Written on the occasion of Lincoln's Proclamation for prayer and fasting after the battle of Manassas. Revised and improved expressly for the La Grange Reporter, by the author. Old Abe was sitting in his chair of State, With one foot on the mantel and one on the grate, Now smoking his pipe and then scratching his pate ; For he had heard some disastrous news of late, As fearful as death and as cruel as fate ; In an old earthen jug, on a table near by, Was a gallon of " Buckeye," or " choice old rye," To cheer up his hopes, which were ready to die, Under whose potent charms Old Abe would be able To lay all his griefs, like a bill, " on the table ; " Or, shut up his woe, like a horse, in a stable. He sat in his chair, With a wo -begone air, Gazing at nothing with a meaningless stare, And looked like a wild beast just "skeered" in his lair. His cheek bones were high and his visage was rough, Like a middling of bacon, all wrinkled and tough, His nose was as long, and as ugly and big As the snout of a half-starved Illinois pig ; He was long in the legs and long in the face, A Longfellow born of a long legged race, Yet longing through grace for a much longer space, Till he'd finished his political wild goose chase- Bringing wreck on his country, and endless disgrace On the blockheads who'd placed him in "the very wron<* place " The news had just reached him of rout and defeat, Of his "Grand Arniy" broken— of disastrous retreat; His best men were slain on the field of the fight ; His legions were scattered with panic and flight'; And his plans had all met with a ruinous blight ; His treasury was bankrupt, his finances smashed'; His credit was gone, and his bills were uncashed; His country with terrible foes still begirt, Was tumbling to ruin like a fabric of dirt ; "I'm afraid," said Old Abe, " there's somebody hurt." Thus sitting and thinking — 'Twixt smoking aud drinking — His head on his bosom was gradually sinking When a sound met his ear — So sharp and so clear, That he sprang to his feet— standing breathless to hear, With his mind full of dread, and his heart full of fear Twas not like the roll of the hurricane's thunder Nor the earthquake that cleaves the tall mountains assunder • Iwas not like the storms which tumultuously sweep O'er the lone bending woods and the dark rolling deep ; u& 6 7 2 • But a sharp angry crashing. A confusion and clashing, Like things in general promiscuously smashing, "It's the Devil !" thought Abe, in the sorest of frights. Or a rebel "masked battery" on " Arlington Heights." On the wings of the mid-night winds it flew, And nearer it came and louder it grew, 'Till Washington City seemed all in a stew. It paused just before The "White House" door, And then died away with an explosive roar. "It's the devil!" said Lincoln; and sure he's right, For just at that moment there gleamed on his sight The glare of a horrible sulphurous light, Encircling a form so ghastly and grim, That his heart ceased to beat and his eyes grew dim, That form stood before him, majestic and dread, With large cloven feet and huge horns on his head. Mr. Lincoln was seized with a terrible quaking, And the bones in his skin were rattling and shaking. Like the " dry bones," in the " Valley of Vision," With such a dreadful collision As threatened to make a "long division" Of his body and members, without "legal decision." " How's your health, Mr. Lincoln," said Old Nick with a grin : " I have only stepped in To renew old acquaintance with your honor again. How are Seward, and Scott and good Mrs. L. ? I hope all your friends are hearty and well." Thus saying, he seated himself in a chair And gazed at Old Abe with an impudent stare; Took a drink of " hot lead " from a flaming sky-rocket, Which he drew from the depths of his overcoat pocket, Consulted his watch with a dandyish grace, Said he'd make a quick trip thro' the regions of space, On the train of a comet, in a journey sublime, Over millions of miles in a moment of time. " You, yourself," said the fiend, with a wink of his eye, " Can travel like blazes," when danger is nigh. Your Grand Army, too, are distinguished for speed, And run, 'like the devil,' in cases of need. But all this aside — allow me to state : I have come here on business momentously great, Which deeply involves your political fate. What means, Mr. Lincoln, this strange proclamation, In which you've invited the whole Yankee nation To fasting and prayers, and to humiliation ? It is strange how a thrashing has altered your notions, And called into action your pious devotions ; It seems to me, sir, you're a whimsical set, Ever twisting and turning like an eel in a net. You flounder and flout, And turn in and turn out, 'Till my wits are puzzled to know what you're about. And now, in all candor, I must call your attention To the truths which at present you'll allow me to mention. You know, in the first place, you owe your election To the aid and protection Of a demagogue crew who own my direction. I invented your platform, and give it eclat, About ' niggers,' and ' freedom,' and the great 'higher law, From the top of this platform — outstretching below, I showed you the kingdom which I would bestow, If you and your party would only agree To fall down in worship and homage to me ; Obey my directions, fulfil my commands, Spread carnage and death over all these lands, By a horrible warfare, such as wonld win Success to my cause, and a triumph to sin. To all of these terms you most promptly agreed, And made them your grounds of political creed. I