?S 35f3 ■5v s^ I PS 3523 ' . E37 B8 Copy 1 V'< ,4hi- < \ "BY RIGHT 0? MIGHT." A PLAY OP TO-DAY IN POUR ACTS, BY MIROIil LEPPIUGWELL. COPYRIGHTED 1910 , BY ALEX, BYERS. NOTE. Under itlie new copyright lav/, tlie rights of prTJduction of a play are not secured by the purchase of a manuscript of it , and copying of a copyrighted play, and sale of copies of it, are of- fences piinishahle by fine, and if done wilfully, by imprisonment,, Por manuscripts of this play, and rights to produce it, apply to THE CHICAGO MAMISCRIPT C0„ , 144 LA SALLE ST a , CHICAGO, ILL. ^?S' V ^ gClD 21813 "''"■^''* "THE RIGHT OF MIGHT." CAST. Joseph Gurney An electrical expert. Walter Louder^ack The owner of the Radio Dynamic Works Lieut. Nelson Loudertack His son. William Curdle — -The superintendent. Raynor Shine -— ^— .—A rolling stone , Elsie Gurney • ) ) Joseph's daughters. Lucy Gurne;r- -) Ivirs. Louderbact -Walter's wife. S y H P S I S, TF IT TT TT It ii h ii Act 1: Grounds of the Louderback Mansion. Act 11:- — Joe Gurney' s cottage. Act 111:— " " » Act IV:- — Drawing room of the Louderback mansion. Place: Philaopolis - an American city, Time: The Present. — — ooooOOOOoooo- 9.V 61 . ACT I Garden drop, 4^. Pence . ^ ..^ -7/ -' X Wing -._■; \, ) , 1 _ _'" ArlDor. ■ 5 j I I \7ini.:) ' ill ^ ¥ing . (1) Gateway R,U,E. t-vo large statues "bearing lights as posts of gateway, which, is obliqued. Steps and platform lead off R.U.E, (2) Windowo (3) Hoiise. (4) Door. (5) Steps. (6) Window. (7) Tree. Garden and grounds of \'7alter Louderhack's Hone. A set as elaborate as possible . A handsome garden drop for backing, but loiters to give the ideaof the house and gardeto terrace in front part of stage is on an eleTation. Handsome house with steps leading up to L. of stage. High ornamental iron fence at back. Sxiiriiaer house and arbor effect R. Large tree with seat surround- ing it down R. Wood wings. Pill in with flower beds, statues and garden set pieces to give the idea of liixury. « — -ooooOOOOoooo (At rise "the stage is empty-, Time, late afternoon.) (The honk- honk of an auto car heard, pause, then enter R,U,Eo Walter Louderback and William Ciordle, his secretary. Louder back, the magnate, is a well noi;irished individual of confident and patronizing personality. Curdle is about as old - fifty years - alert and aggressive, gives the impression that although a subordinate, he values his own importance.) Louderback. Quite a creditable effort on your part,. Curdle. I didnit think it was in you, I couldn't have done better myself.- Curdle. Thanks, We neither of us had had much chance to "talk politics" in aiur lives, Louderback, "Talking politics" is simply loafing, I am a believer in quick action - that's always been my policy, and that is why i have raised you to your responsible position. Curdle , Thanks again I (Ironically.) Louderback, You knov/, the older I get, the more I believe in the doctrine of the right of might. This talk about "Americanism" and >■ ''.:■: '^iiti •■-.'■'^ ^~:^: -r. 3-lT. "sacred independence" In tine use of the iDallot is all pappy-cock. The natural instinct of the human animal is to work less him- self and make the masses lahor for him, and bj'- the rule of the siorvival of the fittest, we who rise and acquire the power are childish •=* when we persuade where we should comroand* Curdle . That's why I came out "bluntly as I did and told them that the horrible Ex Senator ITorgJium was your choice for governor „ of course he's a grafter, hut - oh, what's the use? Louderhacko Certainly. It woiild be a waste of time. Never appear to anyone's love when you can appeal to his fear - I don'.t. It's all right to mask the fist of steel with a velvet glove, but let them know the steel is there. By the wa;/-, why wasn't Joe Gurney at the meeting? Didn't you tell him to come? Curdle « Oh yes, Louderback. What did he say? Curdle. He said he was busy, Louderback. Busy? At what? Curdle. Preparing to measure the comet's tail. Asked for an advance of money for the piorpose. Eouderba ,cke Why, he's crazy. Does he suppose I'm going to give up my good money for any such fool piirpose? Curdle . You know what a dreaiaer Gurney is . Louderback. I know he'll be out of a Job soon unless he gets busy. I want him to do my; work, not waste his time. He ought to discover the perfect insulation before he dies, to be of any value to me . Ciird^e. Suppose he did discover it, and someone else acquired the rights, where v/ould we be? The immense stock we have on hand of dynamos would have to be sent to the scrap pile. Louderback, "^^7} do you mean to insinuate that after all my kidness to him he would be disloyal enough to - rats - didnH I give him a thousand dollars for his first invention? Curdle . Yes, and it made you the employer of five thousand riien, and I don't know hov; many times a millionaire. Louderback. It isn't your business to know how much I've got. Curdle. (Correcting him.) Youtve had. Louderback. Eh? Curdle . You*ve 'had. What you've had and what you've got ~ well, that's a different matter. On the whole - if ^'■ou'll take my advice, be nice to Gurney, just at present - we can't afford to lose him. Louderback. There's nc man in this -world whose place can't Be filled. Curdle . I grant you, but the man who takes Gurney 's place may not be as cheap as Gurney. (Enter Lieut. Nelson Gurney R.U.E.) 4-lT. Louderback. ^hy, Gurney is as "meek as Moses.", Ciirdle . Yes, as "rneek as Moses" - but just think what happened to Pharoah and the rest of the Egyptians when Moses got busy. Louderback. ITo scriptural allusion, Curdle, you*re apt to get them mixed. Nelsons (Coming down E.) You had yours mixed, dad, when you spoke of that strong fellow "Simpson" who took a "mule's jaw bone" and killed five thousand "Philadelphians." What's this about Gurney? How is Joe? Louderback. Nelson, when did you get back? Nelson. Just now. Louderback, You came direct from Washington. How was Senator Sorghum when you left? Nelson. As usual, unfit for publication - he had the old "load" on, Louderback, See here, I won't have you speak of your future fatheri-in-law in that way. Nelson. Oh come now, dad-- Louderback. I tell you I won't have it - such scandalous language. Why, it would be disrespectful even if — Nelson, But isn^t it true? And as far as the disrespect goes, v/hat do they say of him even in his own party? Didn't the last president call him a predatory politician whom the malefactors of great wealth — Curdle • (Reprovingly.) In which class the Philaopalis Bugie included your father, young man. Louderback. (Angrily.) Don't you butt in. Curdle. Nelson. No J Curdle, don,t, and furthermore, don it "young man" me, I don't like it. Dad, Duleie Sorghiim is a sweet girl, and loves someone else, and I dontt care for her, but I would have to love her very much to ever consent to take her disreputable grafting old progenitor into my family. Louderback. I want jrou.to understand fjelson, this family is not your family yet, but my family. I have encouraged you in habits of extravagance, but I don't propose to give jon everything. Nelson. Well, there's one thing I lion't let you give me, and that is Senator Sorghum. Now lefs drop> this, and answer my question - what's this about Joe? Louderback. Oh, damn Joe . Felson. What - damn Joe? Poor old Joe to whom we owe everything. Oh dad, such scandaloud language I To use it about Joe ~ a genius'. Louderback. A genius? A rrsre inventor? A mechanic? Curdle • Let me tel]. you, Lieutenant — lTelson» I prefer you wouldn't tell me anything, Curdle. Cx;!rdle c (Indignantly^ J Curdle? Ifhy not lir? Ciardle? Why plain Curdle? Hear me J I merely want to say that a genius is a practical man who although he ma^'- not haye invented anything himself, has insight courage and shrewdness to recognize the comiaerdial value in another laan's invention, and "by virtue of capital and energy, acquires it, or — Bel son,, Steals itp Curdle , What? Do 3''0U term your father a rohher; Lieutenant? Nelsono Ho, Curdle, dad Is not a genius, that is, not such as you describe, still If there's anything in heredity, I imagine there must have heen some Louderbacks who ploughed the Spanish mainc (Seeing Iirs. Louderback who enters from house) How areyouj mother? (Going to her and embracing her.) lilrSr Louderbacko Ilelson " what - back fr cm Washington to soon? Well, this is a surprise o lTelson = Not an unpleasant one, mother, I hopepWhere's Elsie? Ijirs L» I sent her away half an hour ago on a mission of mercy to the widow of that poor man who was killed last week at the works » ITelson, (Affectionately, taking her hands o) You are the same old mother always = Curdle . Don't be prodigal in youf charity, -[nrs Louderback - remember that woman drinks. She is already provided for by the fund, and receives three dollars and seventy five cents a week for herself and child. ITelson^ Three seventy five? And she drinks? All that money? It's enough to drive her to drink. Curdle . I only wish to warn your mother. The contemplation of vice sours the milk of human kindness. ■jaelson.: Itra must have soured yours, No wonder you bear that awful name of "Curdle?" Curdle, (Indignantly.) Sir: (Nelson ignores him.) Ng.1 s on o Did she have to go far? (To Mrs L. ) Louderbacko (Impatiently^) Wh© have to go far? Nelsono Elsie, to be sure - Joe Gurney's daughter, Louderback, I would prefer you would not speak so familiarly of the young woman, her place is in the house, oniy that of a servant - an upper one, to be sure-- Ivlrs L. (Protesting timidly,) Why Walter , she's my companion, my Secretary. Louderback, (Impatiently^ ) Let ms finish,. Don't I pay her wages? Qr you do, but it's with m^ money. She has here an exalted position for a girl of her class, and she ought to be grateful, but I propose that the English custoa -ahall "be followed in this household of calling all the help loy their last or family names as "Wiggins" - my hutler, or "Vanderhilt" - my coach- man, instead of Percy and Harold, their given names.. The English knoviT more about these things.. Tcrelson. I see. Come, let^s go in, mother. (Leads her to house.) Curdle « Excellent ideal It impresses the difference "between menial and superior. To call a man "by his last name without a handle to i-J;, shows you don'. t regard him as "being in your class. Louderhack, That's it. Curdle, that's it» Uelson. You have the idea exactlv, "Curdle" - exactly. (Laughs, exits with Mrs. L. into house =.) Curdle o Humph : Louderhack-^ "Savj my boy, has it in for you for something. What is it? Curdle, He probably doesnit like the fact that I have paid a few attentions to Joe Gurney's daughter » Louderback, Which of his daughters? Curdlea ?/hy Elsie, to be sure « Louderbacko \7hat ? You dontt mean to say that, man? Have you gone crazj'-? Curdle . Hot altogether, Louderback, \¥hat - would you, my chief man of business, stoop to marry the daughter of one of my workmen? Curdle <. I might. I could elevate her to my level, Louderback » '^^'^^7} you are as old as !_ am. Curdle « (Quickly.) But better preserved. There are old men, and old men« I don't feel more than twenty'- mine at times. (Walks around briskly.) Louderback « Oh, what a delusion. You are certainly'- handing me something, But tell me, if you are ,such a lunatic, why should Nelson feel anything but pity for you? Curdle. Because he loves the girl himself, Louderback « Wha t? (p^oaring.) Curdle c That's what brought him back from Washington so soon. I know what I know. Louderback, If I thought that, I''d turn her oi;t of the house at once. She dare to even think of becoming a Louderback! I'll talk to him, and fll talk to her, and when I talk , I sa^ things. Curdle . Better not be hasty » Remember the velvet glove. Louderback, The velvet glove can go to - to - Curdle , Hush: (Stopping him.) Please don't indulge in profanity "before me. I am a decon. Get your son away from the influence of the siren. Get him away, get him avrziyll Louderhack. And she would aspire to - my family? 1*11 get them hoth away. And to think what that hoy hai'ii cost me since he left V/est Point - and he could marrj?- a senator's daughter, and he would stoop to — Curdle , Have him called back to Washington at once. Use the long distance phone, get Sorgh-um to go imxaediately to the war department — Louderhack . Good: Good: I will, and while he's absent, you marry the girl. Of course she's not up to my famil;'-, Curdle, "but she's not a had sort of girl,, and she would make you a good wife. You need someone to "prop" your declining years. Yes, she's all right, Curdle, although you did speak of her as a siren. Curdle . (Gravely.) As I said before, I an a deacon, and Deacon and Siren seem to be popularly associated, Joe Gurne:^, (Enters RoU,E^ - he is in his shirt s^leeves, no hat and excited and anxious in manner.) Ah, ^^. Louderback, I'm glad I found you, sir. I have been looking for you at the works, I was here before, and - Louderback. Why, what is the matter? What has happened? Joe. The Express office vrill close shortly'-, sir, and there's an important shipment for me there^, I can't go ahead without it, I need fifty dollars — Louderback. Go ahead in what? Joe . My tests regarding the gases in the comet's tail. I am making an experiment and - Louderback What the devil do I care about the comet's tail? Joe. Don», t talk that way, i,p-. Louderback, it is unholy, we won't have another siich a chance in seventy five years, I may not live that long and you know you won*t. Louderback. Come down to earth, Gurney, come down to earth where I am, Joe, I know that you are of the earth, "earthy" so to speak, but you are enveloped by gas at present - we all are - cyanogen from the comet's tail, (Enter Lucy Gxirney R.U»E« Ra;Tnor Shine following.) Louderback, (Seeing her.) Lucy Gurney, you ought to teach your father to take better care if himself and appear more like a sane man and less like a lunatic when he comes here. Curdle, come inside, we miist get Senator Sorghum on the phone at once. (Curdle crosses L . to house . ) Joe . (Detains Louderback who is about to exit by laying his hand on his sleeve.) But the express office - the comet, sir - the c omet , Loudertack. Irritated,) Dornt paw me, you* 11 nuss my coat. (Shaking off Joe's hand, brushing himself.) Wake up, Gurney, get down to solid worko Do something for me, your benefactor whogives you your bread, and stop dreaming. Compared with, the Radio Djmamic Co., what is a mere measlej'- comet? Think of the good of the firm, Gurnej?-, the good of the firm. (Exits into house followed by Curdle.) (Joe is lost for words and half puzzled, looks after Louderback.) Lucye (Comes behind Joe, takes him by the shoulders, shakes him.) Joe - (Turnings) Eh - what? Oh yes, Luc^'-, .ifs you, Luc;''» •vres father, where 's your hat? Joe . Hat, eh? ?/hy, I've got it on? (Peels heado.) Uo, I haven't. Lucky o And your coat, Joe , Coat? (I'eels arms .) Eh - oh yes, I really don it know where I left it. Lucy* Don^t you know where you took it off? Joe "Lucy, I do^'t think I know where I put it on. Lucy, When did you wear it the last time? Joe . Eh - yes - oh yes, I wore it when I went with youc Lucy . Yes? Joe . To church last Sunday. Luc3'-« Oh dear - dear J How could you come here to Mr. Louderback* s in such a state? Joe . State? What state? Lucj/-* Look at yourself J Joe , What's the matter with me? Are you trving to make a dude of me? Luc2'". Well, coirB home. Joe. _ Not yet - I have most important business with ^^r. Louder-backc Lucy* What is the business? Joe. The business is - (Noticing Raynor Shine for the first time) Ahem: I can't tell you - that is - Just now, (M^rsteriously. ) Raynor . Am I intruding, li\r - Gurney? Joe . Oh bless you, no, ^r. Shine - no, no-, no ~ not at all* Raynor , You know I'm deaf, dumb and blind. Joe. (Mildly.) Are you? tow extraordinar;/-, (Abstractedly.) I never noticed it. (To Lucy.) Now Lucy, there's a good girl, go away - go home, I must see Uto Louderback and - (Looks significantly at Ra3nior , he exits R.U.E.) Joe.. There now, I'm isare we have offended that young man, I didn't want to speak "before H51 him - to expose my poverty. He* 11 think "by and by that we haven it ver;'- much money. You know, dear, that's what "brought me to see Jiir. Louderback,. I want to make my tests to-night, and - Lucy . Listen, father. Joe« Yes dear. Lucy. Raynor's all right, Joe o Is he? Lucy , Of course, "^e saw you leave the house as you are, and Raynor picked up your coat and hat and we brought them after you. We didn't want to give them to you before jiir, Louderback and that horrible Curdle . Joe „ I'm very glad you didn;t. Do you, know, Lucy, these people think I'm eccentric » Lu cy . We guessed you were coming hero, but we couldn't catch you, (RajTior Shine re-enters with coat and hat. Lucy takes them.) Thank you, ^r. Shine » Now will you do something for me? Rajoaor^ Of course,? Lucvo Run €s back to the house - here's the key - get in and get to the oven as quick as you can. Raynor , Get to the oven as quick as I can - yes. Lu cy e And take that veal pie out. Let me have your pocket comb. ( Take s it . ) Raynor p l^ith pleasure. You know, Lucy, I'd do anything in the world for yous (Going.) Lucy. Take care - you may burn your fingers. Rajmors Ah, if you but kknew the flame in my heart. Luc^r , If it isn't baked to a cinder, we'll have it for supper, Raynor ♦ My heart for supper I Lucy * No, calf 5 the veal pie , P^ynor 0. Oh: (Exits R.UcE.) Lucy, Father, put on your coat. (Joe does so.) Now sit here and let me fix you up a bit. (Pushes him on to seat by tree.) Joe . (Preoccupied.) It's strange that people don*t take more interest in wha.t's on every side of them» Luc y Interest, father? (Combing his hair.) 10 -No Joe . Yes. Louder"back spoke most contemptuously of it. Lucy. Of what, father? Joe„ Of the comet's tail. (PlaintiTelj'-, ) LouderlDack hasnH a soul avOTe insulations or ar^matures. When I seek some recreation in the dualistic theory and the doctrine of compound radicles, in otserring the ratio between oxygen of bases and acids, Louderback thinks I am wasting my time, or as he calls it, his time , be.cause he pays me a salary c Lucy. Hfflld your head still a moment* Joe . It's so, though. (Pause . ) Aht (Struck with idea.) I have it I I have it] (Jumps up=) (Pulls him back.) Sit down. Lucy , Joe, Ouch: ¥ill you be long, Lucy? Lucy. Two minutes if you're still, half an hour if you donH. When I get you presentable, you can go in and see I.ir. Laudernback like a Christian. Joe , You comb my hair too much, Lucy. Of course it's very kind of you. but you comb it altogether too much. Lucy . Well, I want 3'"0U to look nice. You know I'm the little mother of your household - now that Elsie is away, I'm the only one to look after you. (Eixing his collar and tie.) Joe. Dear Elsie. (Elsie enters R.U.E.) Do you know, Luc^''. a man's awful rich when he's like me and has two such daughters as Elsie and you. I don't know of another man as blessed as I am. Elsie. Pather: (Coming down to him.) Joe. Elsie. Ah my child, come here. Elsie - Lucy - my bairns - both'. Soth close - close to my breast. (Hugging them both) Ah, I wouldn't change places with - with - "Nicolo Tesla" himself. Els ie , Pather, did you come to see me? Joe. No Elsie, to be truthful, I didn't come to see you. Elsie. What are you domng here then? Lucy . Oh, I haven't succeeded in d oin g anything. I have been quite passive. Lucy your sister has been operating on me. She is trying to mate a little Lord Pauntleroy of me . Elsie, I just passed Jte , shin e - he was hurrying along like mad, he never stopped to speak, but mumbled something about pie, and kept on. Lucy. Yes, I sent him to the house to save my pie in the oven and - (Opening bag, she carries.) I declare, instead of the key to the house, I've given him the key of the coal bin. Look after father, Elsie, that Shine fellow if he finds the key won't do, is likely to kick our front door in. ("Rxitx R.U.E.) Joe. Now what do you think of that? Gives him the wrong key, (Chuckling,) And she calls me ahsent mindedl She takes kfter her old daddy, doesn»t she? (Suddenly soherSo) Prohably she knew she gave him the wrong key so she could follow him. (Myster iousljr, ) I am going to tell you a secret - I suspect your sister is fond of that young man.. Elsie , Why do you think so, father? Joe„ She bosses him so, walks over him as if he v/ere a door mat. Oh, I kno'fl- all the signs, that's the v/ay your mother treated me. But he's a fine young fellow, Elsie, with a great talent for electrical dynamics. Not as keen on chemistry as I woiild ^ilse to see one of his age, hut he has a very good head neverthe- less« Elsie. I thought he was agent for some land speculators. Felson, Lieut* Louderhack told me he was. They are great friends, hx were at West Pointy together, but llr