THE RAJAH; A COMEDY, "■/ WILLIAM YOUNG. /hfc 23 1882, This work is printed solely for the author's private use, under the pro- tection of the judicial decisions Avhich establish that such printing does not constitute publication. Any person producing it, or granting the use of theatre, opera-house, hall or other place of amusement, for its produc- tion without the sanction of the author, will be held for damages. And any infringement upon, title, dialogue, characterization, situations, or sequence of incidents, will be prosecuted to the extent of the law. Copyright, 18S2, by William Young. All rights reserved. SCENE PLOT. ^CT 1.— Exterior and grounds of Wyncot Lodge — an English country house. Act 2. — Drawing-room — Wyncot Lodge. Act 3. — 4 glade, in private park, on the Wyncot estate. Act 4. — Diawing-room — Wyncot Lodge. TIME— The Pbesbnt Day. CHARACTERS. Harold Wyncot — The Rajah. .Joseph Jekyll — A self-made attorney, agent of the Wyncot Estate. Mr. Job— Jekyll's assistant, and echo. Richard .Jocelyn — Jekyll's clerk, and would-be son-in-law. Cragin — Leader of "strikers." Buttons — A youthful servant. James — A footman. Gladys Wyncot — Adopted daughter of the formei' proprietor of Wyncot Lodge, and ward of the Rajah. Emilia Jekyll — Gla/dys' most intimate friend. Mrs. Pringle — Housekeeper at Wyncot Lodge — mother and defender of Buttons. THE RAJAH ACT 1. Scene. — Exterior of Wyncot Lodge. Facade of elegant country house, r. to c, in line with Id gr. Gateway, with practicable gates, l. c, oblique, atSdgr. Oate-keeper^s lodge, L. F. Stone wall, at back, Sd gr. Foliage on flat. House door approached by practicable steps, l. of steps a rustic settee, and rustic chairs. Near tettee, a rustic stand. Enter through gates, at curtain, Jekyll and Job. Jekyll enters first. Jektll. Walk in Mr Job. Walk in sir. No one at 'ome. I assume the respo sibility. Well, sir, 'ere we are, sir, 'ere we are. Enter Buttons, from house. He is eating, and conceals behind him a pasty. Ah! and 'ere you are. Well, sir, did you 'ear the gate bell, sir? Buttons. Yes sir. Jekyll. You did sir? And why didn't ycu hanswer it? Where's your mistress? Buttons. In the 'ouse. Jekyll. In the 'ouse. And the party that was expected? 'As 'e arrived? Buttons. No, sir. Jekyll. 'E 'asn't. We are hearly, Mr. Job. Very good, sir. [To But- eons.) And now, sir, come 'ere, sir. Do you know me? Buttons. Yessir. Jekyll. You do. And why don't you speak hup? What 'ave you got in your mouth? Buttons. Nothin', sir. Jekyll. "Nothin'!" Face about, you young vagabond. [Turns But- tons around, and takes the pasty.) Why its a pie — a pie, Mr. Job. Job. 'Tis so, sir. Jekyll. A 'am pie. Eating! And at this hour o' the morning? What's your idea for it? Buttons. I likes to eat. Jbkyll. He likes to eat. Hobserve Mr. Job, the improvidence of the lower classes. 'Ere we 'ave a lesson in political heconomy. Why are the poor halways poor? They likes to eat. [To Buttons.) Come 'ere sir. And now young man, do you know, sir — [takes hhn by the ear), Stand up sir. Do you know, sir, its my opinion that this is a stolen harticle. Buttons. S'elp me! Jbkyll. Yes it is. That's what it is sir. And do you go in, and say to your mistress, that Mr. Jekyll is 'ere — do you 'ear sir? Buttons. Yessir. Jekyll. Mr. Jekyll, hand Mr. Job. That they 'ave come on business to meet Mr. Wyncot, but that owing to the 'eight of the thermometer, they prefer to wait in the hopen air. Do you 'ear, sir? Buttons. Yessir. Jekyll. Very {i;ood, sir. And you may hadd that they advise 'er to give you a jolly good birching and 'ereaftcr to 'ang the key of the pantry very 'igh. Well, sir. Well, sir, do you 'ear, sir? Buttons. Yessir Jekyll. [Releasing him and returning pasty.) Get hout. Exit Buttons into house. Jekyll. Weil, sir! Well sir! Sit down Mr. Job. Sit down, sir. [They seat themselves, ) I must say, I'm fairly blowed. Flesh is grass, Mr. Job. Flesh is grass. Job. 'Tis so, sir. Jekyll. Honly to reflect that 'ere bnt three short months ago — ere we sat with 'im that was, but is no more. Gone, Mr. Job! Vanished, like a hexalation of the morning. Job. 'Tis very true, sir. Jekyll. A good man, Mr. Job. Job. a good man, sir. Jekyll. But hover-rated. Job. Ah, sir. — Jekyll. Hover-rated — though I grieve to to say it. Now if, Mr. Job — observe me — if, which is not the case, by 'is hown oxertion, 'e 'ad risen to such heminence — as others Mr. Job, 'ave risen — 1 n'-niion no names — though I per'aps might — and if — which is likewise not the case — he 'ad been self-made, sir, Mr. Job, and what is more, self-heducated — I make no comparisons — though I per'aps might. I myself 'ave 'ammered on the hanvil. But what does it signify Job. As anyone might know, sir. Jekyll. Hexcuse cce, sir? Job. And much it does you credit. Jbkyll. Ha, sir! Thankee sir. But to resume — speaking of the deceas- ed. What are the facts. He in'erits and that without visible heffort, the most hextensive private mining property in Hengland. He becomes the hemployer of 'undreds of men, and scores of 'orses — not to mention 'is. sails on the water, and 'is vans on the rails. And yet, at the most critical period of 'is 'ole existence. What does he do? What does he do, sir? He dies. Job. Why that he does, sir. Jekyll. He dies. And mark what follows. Lacking a son, he selects sir, as 'is heir, he selects, Mr. Job, from among 'is forty nevews the honly one whom he 'as never seen, and of whom he 'a3 'card but little — and that little bad. Now could he 'ave done worse? Job. 'Tis not to be imagined, sir. Jekyll. Hexcuse me, Mr. Job, he could. He could 'ave done worse — and he Mid. For mark me, sir, he likewise leaves a daughter. A daughter, as I say — though honly by hadoption. And 'andsomely too, 'e portions 'er off. But when he looks about 'im, for a guardian to protect 'er in- terests, where does 'e fix 'is eye? Hagain upon the nevew! Job. [Dolefully.) Ah, sir"! Jekyll. The hidentical nevew, as aforesaid. He fixes 'is eye upon 'im, and he entrusts 'im, sir — 'im — a cavalry hoflBcer, who 'as spent 'is life in the henervating atmosphere of Hindia — hunmarried too, and from hall accounts 'ighly immoral and otherwise hineligible — he entrusts 'im, sir, with the care and the heducation and the bringing up of a hinnocent and blooming girl of heighteen summers! {Rising.) Hand yet Mr. Job, hand yet, we speak of the deceased as a hable man! Job. Aye, that he was, sir. Jekyll. "That he was, sir! " As 'ow, sir? Hexplain yourself. If you 'appen to know. Job. Well, air — I'm sure, sir — 'twas ,«imply in my mind to say, sir — Jekyll. Speak hout, sir. Job. 'Twas sin ply in my mind to say. sir, that at least he knew your worth. Jekyll. Ha, sir! Possibly! Per'aps! Job. For surely, sir, 'tis not to be forgotten. — Jekyll. Well, sii? Job. That he left you as the hagent in charge. Jekyll. {Sloftening — sits again — grasps Job's hand.,) Thankee, Mr. Job. And you Mr. Job, as my hassistant. Job. Thankee, Mr. Jekyll. Thankee, sir. Jekyll. And 'eavy will our burden be. Mark my hobservation — from 'im that is to come, we may hexpect neither hald nor hannoyance. Hun- aided must we carry on the enterprise, and bear the 'eat of the day. I 'ave prepared 'ere, Mr. Job a short heffusion, so to speak — {takes paper from his pocket) — a brief haddress of welcome, in which you will find my policy houtlined. You will hobserve, sir, that I 'ave seen fit to begin with a 'igh 'and — to impress him, as it were, from the outset with the idea that 'e does not hexist. But you shall 'ear, sir — jou shaliyear, [reads) "Honored sir." Enter from house, Mrs. Pringle, followed by Buttons, who snivels and draws his sleeve aorcss his eyes. Mks. p. Which I 'opes, sir, that I speaks to Mr. Jekyll — Jekyll. [Looking up.) Ma'am — Mrs. p. And a man of station, and a keeper and hattorney of the peace, as 'els always named — though by some not hover-considered. And likewise to Mr. Job. for long years a church-warden in this westry, and ji kindly man as well, I know him — and his sister, which well I remenber — being bedfast of a 'urtin the groin from Hapril till Christmas time, and 'ad never a 'elper but those two 'ands. {Buttons, who has the pasty in his pocket, pats it complaceutly, and at times draws it partly forth into sight.) Jekti,l. Woman, don't hinterrupt. {Reads.) "Honored sir," — Mrs. p. But of all the tales, as I must say, which I 'ave this day 'eard — for two of such like and that helderly — to combine against a liinfant, and Mm being weakly, and stunte'l in his growth, by reason of a lack of hap- petite — and that sweet-tempered, which I'm sure — Jektll. {Rising.) Blow the hinfant. What does the hinfuriated female want? Come hon Mr. Job. Attempts to lead Job off, r. f. Mrs. P. And that sweet-tempered — which I'm sure, and lacking the hinstinct to defend hisi^elf, being 'armless as a hangel, and much more, and likewise a 'alf horphan, and 'ow, sir, you could lift a 'and to nag "im, and worrit, and depress 'im. Jekyll. Woman, observe me; look me in the heye. If you hallude to the fact that I took young 'opeful by the ear, I'll hexplam Ma'am; and much good may it do you. I detected 'im. Ma'am in the haci o.f eating a pasty — a pasty Ma'am, which he 'ad evidently filched. — Mrs P. "Filches I," sir? ♦ Jektll. Hexactly so, and I'm blessed if I 'ad it to do again, if I didn't wring 'is neck. Mbs. p. Filched, sir, did I 'ear you say? Jekyll. Bless my 'eart! Mks. p. Buttons — haccused o' filchin — and that before 'is wery two eyes! Oh Lor! Buttons! {Opening her arms.) Buttons. {Rushing into her embrace.) Mama! Enter from the house, Gladys. Jekyll Ha! Good morning, Miss. Your servant, Miss. Glayds. Mr. Jeky!l — ^Mr. Job. Mrs. Pringle, the breakfast room must be put in order immediately. Jekyll. Thank 'eaven! Gladys. You know, of course, that Mr. Wyncot has not yet arrived {Buttons retreating up T,. draws the pasty from his pocket,and smells at it cahtious- ly, picking out a morsel at intervals. ) Jekyll. Ah, so we 'ave 'eard Miss. Gladys. But we expect him at any moment." You will perhaps walk into the house. Jekyll. Ah, thankee Miss, but I think we shall prefer the horangery. We 'ave a few notes to make and the weather being so hoppressive. — Gladys Oh, certainly, as you like. Jekyll. Our cjmpliments Miss, and we shall be on 'and, when needed. Come Mr. Job, sir — come, sir. Truly a 'appy hescape. Exit Jekyll and Job. E. to f. GijAdys. And now Mrs. Pringle, please don't answer, but go at once. Tell the cook to prepare nothing till he comes, and if you can think of any- thing that he is likely to fancy. Mrs. p. Which I'm sure Miss, being from Hindia, which they are said to be wery fond o' peppers. Gladys. Oh yes, I think you may put on the peppers. That will do. Mrs. p. "^ Which it shall, Miss, {Turning to go she faces Buttons^ who is picking at his pie.) Buttons! [With a quick movement, he puts the pie behind him, and leans toward her,) Bless the child. [Taking him by the hand she leads him into the house, the pie still held behind him, being visible as he goes.) Enter through gate, Emilia. Emilia. Gladys! Gladys. Emilia! {They embrace.) Really I thought you were never ooming. Emilia. And I thought I should never get here. But you have seen him? Gladys. No. Emilia. Not yet? Gladys. I was up at four — (fmpressively — seating herself. Emilia sits be- side her.) The train was due at six. And it is now ten. Emilia. Oh, don't you almost hope that there has licen a railway acci- dent? Gladys. Well, I almost do. Emilia And I should, outright. Do you know I think it is just simply awful — that you should be compelled to live here, with such a man! And a total strangerl Gladys. Don't let us speak of him. Emilia. Then, too, if he were only older. Gladys. Well, he is not so very young — or so they say. Emilia. Every man is young, Gladys, till he has been married — or thinks so. And we know that he is a brute. Or why shouldn't he have come sooner? He was only in India. Yel here it is, three months, since his uncle died. And has he shown his face? Gladys. But you know he was very far inland — at Jemla — or some- where; aud perhaps theyhavn't the conveyances. Emilia. Don't tiy to excuse him Gladys. And of course he has all sorts of horrid habits. He smokes certainly — and drinks — that we have been told. Gladys. [With shudder ) Oh! — Emilia. And he will watch you like a hawk — that you may depend on. Gladys. Do you believe it, Emilia? Emilia. Whenever you go anywhere, you will have to ask permission. .And if you buy so much as a corset-lacing, he will expect to know the price. Gladys. ( Horrified.) Emilia! Emilia. Then he will probably want you to sing to him, and play for him, and mix his toddy. — Gladys. Oh, I never will. — 8 Emilia. You don't know, Gladys — and perhaps to fetch his dressing- gown and slippers, and button his boots. Gladys. (Rising.) Emilia if you say another word I shall think that you have come just ti-> make me more miserable. As though I were not already miserable enough! [Sobbing. Falls again on Emilia'a shoulder.) Emilia. Oh, Gladys! [Embracing her.) Do you know? I have an idea, you shall come and live with us. Gladts. [Looking up.) With you? Emilia. Yes. With Richard and me — when we are married, of course. Gladys. Oh! Emilia. Well, you needn't say it in such a tone. I'm sure it is not among the impossibilities. Richard and Papa are getting on very well to- gether. Richard does all the inside work — that is, the office work — and Papa, the outside work. Gladys. Ah! the talking. Emilia. Yes. It's something like that. And Richard says that as soon as he has made himself indispensable, he is going to demand a partnership. And then — Oh, dear. Gladys. Emilia, you are not happy. Emilia. No, I'm not. Papa has such a way about him. And Richard — though he is afraid of nothing else — yet when he comes face to face with Papa, it does seem — Gladys. Yes, I've noticed. Emilia It does seem as though there is a weakness in his legs. And his language, what is usually so beautiful, tangles up that dreadfully — Oh! Enter, rapidly, Richard Jocelyn, through gate. The girls spring to their feet. Richard pauses inside the gate and strikes an attitude. Gladys. Emilia, you expected him. Emilia. Gladys, I'm surprised that you can think so. Richard. Emilia. Emilia. Richard! [She runs into his arms.) Richard. [Embracing her.) Ah! — You wont mind it. Miss Wyncot? Gladys. Oh dear, no. But I should have told you, Emilia — your Papa is here. Emilia. Papa! Richard. [Instantly releasing herewith tragic const ervation and despair.) " T'was ever thus! " "Papa! " Gladys. He is in the orangery with Mr. Job. But you can keep a lookout, you know. [Exit into house.) Richard. Ah! thank you. The orangery! Is the orangery visiole from this spot? [Looking.) It is not. It is then to be inferred, that this spot is not visible from the orangery. Emilia — once more!. [They embrace.) Emilia. Richard! Richard. I saw you crossing the paddock, Emilia, and I followed. I fancied, Emilia, I fondly fancied, that for one brief moment, I might enjoy the blissful opportunity of meeting you, at a convenient and respectful dis. tance from the exceedingly iiuraeroua inod, sir. Wynoot. call you? Buttons. Wyncot. umbrella.) Buttons. Wyncot. Jekyll. beg your pardon. (Reads.) "Honored sir! " — You, there. (To Buttons) What do they Buttons, sir. Come here. (Buttons approaches.) Hold this. (Gives htm Yessir. Now you may go on. (Re takes cigarette from case, and lights it.) Yes, sir. (Aside.) It is to be 'oped so. Ha, sir — very good, sir. (Reads.) "Honored sir: in seasons of great liexcitement and up' eaval, when the genius of nur hinstitutions, is for the time hinvisible, and the political haegis is obscured — (Clears his throat.) it is hoften.'' — Wyncot. Ah — once more. I very much regret, sir, to interrupt you again, but — does this refer to business? Jekyll. Well— hin a measure — hin a measure. Yes sir. Wyncot. Ah, so I fancied, though I really don't know why. But surely Mr. — Jekyll. Jekyll, sir. Wyncot. Ah — Jekyll — you will be able to appreciate my condition. I have ju«t concluded a very exhaustive journey — and concerning this — ah -(PoinHng to paper.) Jekyll, Wyncot. To-morrow Jekyll. Wyncot. Jekyll. Wyncot. Jekyxl. Wyncot. Jekyll. Wyncot. Jekyll. Wyncot. Jekyll. 'Ow, sir? The haddre«s — Precisely. I see — we understand each other. To-morrow. To-morrow, sir. Or the day after — or the day after. Or the day h after? Or, when I send for you. Ho! Bless my 'eart, Mr. Job! It is, of course, to you, a matter of perfect indiflFerence ? Ho! Quite, sir, quite; I hassure you? And — you will not mind the inconvenience of calling again? Ho! not all s^ir. Not at all. Ah! Then we will consider it arranged. Ho! Very good sir! (Aside to Job.) Did you h ever?? (To Wyncot.) And we wish you sir a 'appy recovery (sarcastically) from your most li extraordinary hexaustion. (Nudging Job in the ribs.) Wyncot. Ah, thank you. Good day! Good day! Jekyll. Ho! Bless my 'eart. (Turning angrily.) Get hout of the way, Mr Job. (Exit through gate, followed by Job.) Wyncot. (To Mrs. P. who has been approchmg.) And now — ah — Mbs. p. Pringle, sir Wyncot. Ah, Pringle — Mrs. P. And to most Mrs. Pringle — though from you I could 'ardly ex- pect — and for seven years 'ousekeepei'ere at this lodge — and my son, sir — Wyncot. Ah, that will do — that will do. Mrs. p. Aad my son, sir — a growin' boy — 14 Wtncot Yes. That will answer. Your name is Pringle, and you are the housekeeper. That is quite sufficient. You can then tell me if I can have a biscuit, and a glass of sherry. Mrs. p. Ho, yes. sir, which for two hours, sir your, breakfast 'as been ready in the breakfast room. Though for that matter, sir, as I must say, sir. the wittles I'eingyet uncooked — Wyncot. Ah — and how far is it to the breakfast room? Mrs. p. 'Ow far, sir? Well, sir, it 'as never been surweyed. Wyncot. Then will you, Mrs. Pringle, survey it? Thank you. And if not too far, expect me soon. Mrs. P. Which I 'opes, sir — Wyncot. Thauk you. You may go. Mrs. p. Though I will be free to say, sir — Wyncot. Thank you, Mis. Pringle. Mrs. P. Lor! (Exit into house.) Wyncot. [After pause.) Buttons — Buttons. Yessir. [In constrained position.) Wyncot. I perceive that we are in the shade. Buttons. Yessir- Wyncot. You seem fatigued. Buttons. Yessir. Wyncot. Lcwer the umbrella. Buttons. Yessir. (Obeys.) Wyncot. And consider yourself excused. Buttons. Yessir. ( With sigh of relief.) [Enter from house, Gladys.) Wyncot. [Rising.) Ah — at last, I presume. I have already been oneo deceived — but this time, I trust — Miss Gladys. Gladys. {Distantly.) Miss Wyncot, sir. Wyncot. To be sure. Ah — sit down. Miss Wyncot — sit down [Reseat- ing himself, points to a place beside Idm on settee. Gladys. [Sitting in rustic chair. B.C.) Thank you, sir. Wyncot. Ah — yes to be sure! to be sure! I — I am pleased to see you Miss Wyncot. Pleased, indeed Though it must be confessed that the circumstances are somewhat peculiar. Gladys. I appreciate that fact, sir. Wyncot. Ah certainly. No doubt. And — you will scarcely be sur- prised, Miss Wyncot — [Pauses and looks over his shoulder at Buttons, who lingers near.) Buttons. [After pause.) Yessir? Wyncot. You may go. Buttons, "i essir. [Exit hastily, into house.) Wyncot. You will scarcely be surprised. Miss Wyncot, tbat I exhibit but little grief for a relative whom I never had the pleasure of meeting, and whose obsequies were over, before I received the news of his death. Gladys. I am not Furprised, sir. Wyncot. Ah — thank you — and so, if you please, will dismiss that phase 15 of the subject. [Gladys bows.) It is presumable, too, Miss — Wyncof, Jhat you are aware of the provision in my late Uncle's will, which makes me responsible for your — welfare, and— conduct, and — so forth, as guardian. Gladys. I am, sir — most painfully aware of it. Wyncot. Ah — naturally, of course. And you are prepared, I trust, to make my burden as — light as possible. Gladys. I shall give you but very little trouble, sir. Wyncot. Ah — thank you — thank you. You are very kind. And I have no doubt. Miss Wyncot — that — by-and-by, when we know each other better — we shall — Gladys. Well, sir? Respect each other more? Wyncot. Oh, by no means — that is — Gladys.^ Because if that is what you wish to say, I may as well tell you, that so far as one of us at least, is concerned, your confidence is not well-founded. Wyncot. Indeed? Gladys. And it is possible that my knowledge of you does not need to be extended. Wyncot. Really ? You have heard of me then? Gladys. I wish that I never had. Wyncot. But' India is very far away, iNIiss Wyncot. Gladys. Others beside yourself, sir, have made the journey and re- turned. Wyncot. Ah! I begin to understand — you have a friend? Gladys. I have. Wyncot. Who has met me abroad ? {Gladys bows.) Ah — yes? And he has furnished you with my character? Gladys. Yes. Wyncot. In sober truth. Miss Wyncot. you begin to interest me. I should very much like to know in what esteem I am held by my old as- sociates. Gladys. And you think it would please you? Wync( T. I am sure of it. And besides, you may have been misinform- ed you know. In which case — Gladys, in which case no doubt, you will correct me. Wyncot. With pleasure. Gladys. Oh, and of course, you will confess, if the information be true. Wyncot. I give you my word of honor. Gladys I have half a mind to gratify you. Wyncot. I would Miss Wyncot. Gladys. {.Taking letter from her pocket.) It is not likely that you remem- ber the writer of this — since he himself says so. Wyncot. Ah — a letter. Gladys. And besides, I can easily make sure. (As though about to tear off the signature — ) Wyncot — Precisely — by tearing oflF the signature. Gladys. But I don't know If I should. WynooT. Come! Does it not strike you as fair? 16 Gladys. But in any case, it is only proper to say that it was written by a person in whom I have entire confidence — Wynoot. It is to be hoped so. Gladys. And who was a very dear friend of my Papa's — my real Pupa's. 1 knew that he had lived in India — Wynoot. Yes. Gladys. And when I heard of your appointment as my — (Hesitates.) Wyncot. Guardian. Exactly, it is an awkward word. Gladys. Well, I naturally wished to know something about you — Wyncot. Proper enough. Gladys And so, on the chance of his knowing you, I wrote to him. Wyncot. And this is the reply ? Gladys. [Tearing off the signature — hands letter to Wyncot.) And this is the reply. Wynoot. [Taking Letter.) Thank you. Umph? [Reads.) "My Dear Miss Gladys." — Familiar, at least. Gladys Oh, but he is elderly! Wyncot. Ah! that makes a difference. [Reads.) "My Dear Miss Gladys: Puring my sojourn in Nepaul, I made the acquaintance ot your lately appointed guardian, and remember him well, though he has probably forgotten me." — Humph! Probably. "Unless he has greatly changed, he is a good-enough sort of fellow," — Come! that is not so bad. Glalys. 0, you will find very little like that. Wyncot. Ah! In that case, I hadbestread it again: "He is a good-enough Bort of fellow, but so unutterably indolent, that if the end of the wurld were to be announced, he would simply light a fresh cigarette — and pos- sibly order a brandy and soda " Gt.adys. ( Gasps and turns away her head.) Wyncot. Humph! It does not improve as we progress. Gladys. Oh, read on. Wyncot. "While in the East, he occupied his time in the various mild forms of dissipation practiced by Europeans in that climate, and in making love, in a languid sort of way, to the officer's dauj^hters, and — I regret to add," — Ah, yes — "wives." Gladys. Oh! And you don't deny it? Wyncot. Well — he perhaps strains a point. I have no positive recollec- tion of any occurrence of the kind — still — I confess — my memory is treacher- ous. Let us read on: "When not too lazy to assert an opinion, he was dis- posed to be autocraric; for which reason, and because of his indolence, above noted, and his love of luxury, he acquired the title of "The Rajah," which he wore with becoming indifference. I sympahize with you, my dear Miss Gladys, in the trying situation, in which you are placed, but can see no remedy, unless the Court of Chancery could be induced to interfere. Sincerely," &c., "Tynemouth, Apr — " . Gladys. Well? Wyncot. Well — he has apparently known me. Gladys. [Rising.) And you confess. 17 Wyncot. My dear Miss Wyncot, how can I do otherwise? Having fiven you my word of honor — Glat)YS. (Retaking letter with satirical bow.) Ah! Then sir, while I admire your candor. 1 must ask you to excuse me, if I prefer to annoy you with but litile of my society. [ j Wyncot. And you are determioed not to like me? J Gladys. Can jou ask that question? Wyncot. Well — yes. I presume I can ask it. Gladys. But you certainly expect no answer. And now I have but ont thing more to say. Wyncot. But one — Gladys. And. that in relation to your affairs. Wyncot. Ah — And you too — But proceed. Gladys. I think vou should know, sir, that everything is not as it should be. Wyncot. Ah? Gladys. For several weeks, there has been mnch dissatisfaction among the men. I know but little of the cause. But led by a new comer, whom Mr. Jekyll has employed, thoy have been holding meetings, and making threats. Wyncot. Indeed? Gladys. It is the common report that at any hour an outbreak may occur, and I trust, sir, that you utay sufficiently exert yourself, to pre- serve at least a portion of what your uncle has left you, from ruin. (Turnt to go.) Wyncot Ah — really — but stop — Gladys. Good-day. (Exit into house.) Wyncot. (Hismg.) What a peculiar girl! What a very peculiar girll In some respects, a truly remarkable girl! Enter through gate., Cragin, and half-a-dozen men — all in workmen! s dress. No I beautiful, certainly — SLud yet— (Turns — sees Cragin.) Hello! Who ar« you? Cragin. {Advancing insolently.) That you' 11 learn, sir — Wyncot. Ah — Cragin. That you'll learn, sir, when you've cast your eye over this. (Offers paper.) Wyncot. Alo'e documents? Cragin. Though in short, sir, I don't mind felling you. I am generally spoken to as Cragin, and these are my mates, and this is a copy, sir, of our demands, which we 'ave the honor to present you. Wyncot. "Demands! " Ah — then it is not a petition? Cragin. Well, sir, we 'ave drawed petitions 'eretofore, but they didn't seem to justify our wery waluable labor. So we've altered the styliB. Wyncot. Just so. And your name is Cragin? Cragin If I know it. Wyncot. And these are your mates? Craghn As you see 'em. Wyncot. And you are in the Wyncot employ? Cragin. So called. 18 WyNCOT. And have certaia grievaaces which are herein set forth? Cragin. Yuu've hit it, sir. Wyncot. Very good! Cragin, why don't you take oflF your hat? Ceaqin. My hat, sir? Wyncot. That was my inquiry. Craoin. Well, sir. principally for the reason that it doesn't suit my conwenience. Wyncot, So? Cragin. And next for the reason that we've unanimously concluded that hats was made to wear. Wyncot. Not a bad answer — Yes, But my very dear friend, there arc certain amenities of society which should not be disregarded — and one of these requires that on certain occasions, hats should be removed. Now this, I, take it, is one of those occasions. Come! to oblige me. Cragin. {Thrusting his hands in his pockets.) Ha, sir, wery sorry. Wynoot. {Mildly.) Take off your hat. {Oragin takes his hands from hia pockets — folds his arms, and smiles deriHvely. Wyncot, with sudden change of manner.) Take it off! {Catches hat from Cragin'' s head. Cragin doubles hit fists, and draws back his arm at though to strike. Wyncot resumes his former manner. Taking the paper.) And now gentlemen — I will peruse this. And you shall hear from me. Good-morning. {Turns on his heel and walk* languidly toward house. Cragin springs after him. Wyncot turns facing Mw*, . and eyes him, calmly, but sternly.) Picture. — Curtain. 19 ACT II. ScBNB. — Drawing room, Wyncot Lodge. Grate, with fire to burn, l. Jl «. Window, curtained to floor, r. 1 b. Door, in flat, c. Door, l. 2d e. Door, B. 2d E. Enter Gladys, and Mrs. Pringle. Door, c. Mrs. P. Which first, Miss, it is the gate-bell that rings — and "Buttons!'' it is. And he goes. Gladys. Mrs. Pringle — Mrs. p. And next. Miss, it is the bell of the liberary — and "Buttons! '' it is — and he goes. And next, Miss, it is the 'ot water, for shaving, and "Buttons! '' it is — and he goes. Gladys. Mrs. Pringle — Mks. P. And 'im that driven, and plagued of 'is life, with 'is collar about 'is ears — and likewise as stiff as a ramrod, bein' heretofore used but to turn downs. Which I have only to say Miss — Gladys. Once for all, Mrs. Pringle, as I have already told you, a score cf times, it is now Mr. Wyncot that commands at Wyncot Lodge, and to him you must make your complaints — Mks. p. Which I have only to say. Miss, that if Buttons is to be liun- der-footman, and likewise vally-de-sham, then why not the wages of a vally-de-sham, or leastwise — Enter Buttons, o., door: in new livery, with high standing collar. He walks stiffly, and constrainedly. Lor! Do but look! Buttons. {Stretching his neck, announces in a shouting tone.) Mister — Jeykll— Mks. p. Bless 'im! BtjTTONs. Hand Mister Job! Gladys. Oh, Buttons. [Goes up.) Enter Emilia, c, door. She wears hat and light wrap. She and Gladys ' embrace at d->or. ,Mrs. p. For all the world like the Squire's own plush, at a county ball. Buttons. Buttons. Mama! {They embrace.) Emilia. {Calling out at door.) Come in Papa. {To Gladys.) I found them waiting in the hall-way, so I took the liberty. Enter Jekyll and Job, door, o. Gladys. Oh, Mr Jekylll It was all the fault of that stupid Buttons. Gentlemen will you be seated? Jekyll. Ah — thankee — but we 'ave come by happointment to meet Mr. Wyncot and— {lof/ili/) we 'ope that we shall not l>e detained. Gladys. I will send for him at once. (Comes down.) Buttons. Buttons. Yes'm. Gladys. You will go to Mr. Wyncot' s loom. Buttons. Yes'm. Gladys. And say to him that the gentlemen whom he expected have arrived. Buttons. Yes'm. Gladys. Then go. £xit RuttoJis, door, l. Mrs. Pringle, you may be excused. Mrs. p. Which I am, Miss. And Buttons! it is — and he goes. [Exit door, B.) Jekyll. {Coming doivn.) A most hexcelient female. Emilta. I'apa! Jekyll. Iq the hordinary sense. In the hordinary sense. Emilia Oh! Gl-A-Dys. You are speaking nf Mrs. Pringle? Jekyll. 'llof course. Gladys. Indee I, with all her faults, we find her invaluable. Jekyll. Ha — no doubt. Hi wouldn't deprive you of 'er, Miss. Hi wouldn't deprive you of 'e". Quite a change in the weather. Gladys.. Oh, a very great chand,e. But you will excuse us, Mr. Jekyll? Jekyll. Hif we must. Gladys. Mr. Wyncot will certainly be here very soon. Emilia. Good-morning, Papa. Jekyll. Morning! {Exit Gladys and Emilia, door, R.) Jekyll. Hand now, Mr. Job — hand now, sir, in the language of the poet,, 'ere we are once more." Job. 'Tis very true, sir. Jekyll. But mark my hobservation — mark it well, sir — if, by my pre- seuce ou this occasion, I 'ave so consented to humor 'is eccentricities — not to call them by a 'arsher uame — it is howing, Mr. Job, to but one cause alone. You fathom me? Job. Quite true, sir. Jekyll. For the respect in which I 'eld ' is Uncle — that worthy man — Job. a worthy man, sir. Jekyll. That, great man, Mr. Job. Job. a great man, sir. Jekyll. Well, sir, for the respect in which I 'eld 'im, and still 'old 'is memory, I 'ave resolved, sir, as a matter of duty to guide the nevew through 'is present crisis. Job. And very kind in you, sir. 21 Jekyll. This much will I do — this much for the huncle's sake — hand then — hind then, Mr. Job — {Spreading his arms.) Job. Ah, well, sir? Jekyll. Hi say no more. Enter Wynoof, door, l. He in in dreiegbi tn see, Mr. Jekyll. In other words — Jekyll Hin other words : the demand for an increase of wages, you t will hunconditionally refuse. |X/^2| ^ ii inrUj . Ahl That, at least, is plain, ^"*^EKTLL. I 'ope so. Very good, sir. To resume. Let us inspect now the second stipulation. This, you will take notice, himposes the condition, i that a certain Cragin, who is the' ead and front of the strike, be appointed — and that hinstantly — to th3 position of Overman. Very good, sir. Now who is Cragin ? 'Eaven knows, ile is a new 'and. He is not so to speak, the best man for the place, but he is, so to speak, a most ugly customer to « 'andle. Well, sir — what then ? Happoint 'im. That will satisfy 'im. AVyncot. No doubt. Jekyll. That will satisfy 'im — and he will satisfy the others. The meu do not hadmire 'im, but they are afraid of 'im. And so. without hex- ^ pense, yon will 'ave satisfied all. Again, sir — see? ' Wyncot. I think I do, Mr. Jekyll. And a very shrewd scheme it is. JekylLi Ah — thankee, sir. Wyncot. A very shrewd scheme! I perceive Mr. Jekyll, that you are not without claims to the confidence, which my late uncle reposed in you. y^ JektIjI,. Ho, sir, you overwhelm me. And now if you 'ave but a pen and paper 'andy — Wyncot. Ah ! but stop. One moment, Mr. Jekyll. I have been here but a short time, as you know. And yet — in my way — I have made some -f' slight examination into the condition of affairs. I have learned at least, that the earnings of the property are large, and that the wages of the men are small. Jekyll. Well, not hexorbitant, per'aps. y Wtnoot. No, not exorbitant. Now, it may be Mr. Jekyll, that a taste of pie does beget a taste for pudding, and that with pudding may arise a desire for sauce. I believe Mr. Jekyll, that even you and I do occasional- ly take sauce with our pudding. y Jekyll. Why, yes, sir. Yes. Hat times. Wyncot. As I fancy. And though I am not a man of experience, and of political econo'.uy know absolutely nothing, it is nevertheless my con- viction — my firm conviction, Mr. Jekyll, that the employer who cannot T live and thrive, and yet allow his employes an occasional nibble at the pie ol 23 prosperity, if only as a relish to the bread and water of afflict, on, should make an assignment to seme one who can . Jekyll. {Amazed.) Mr. Job! Job. Mr. Jekyll. Jektll. Well, sir? Wyncot. Well, sir — in short — you will see that the wages are prompt- ly increased, in accordance with the list which I herewith provide. Jekyll. Do you mean it? Wyncot. I do. Jbkyll. You hastound me. » Wyncot. I am really very sorry. Jkkyll. You hastound me. I can say no more. Wyncot. 1 will cnde "vor to excuse you. Jekyll. But of course you hassume — Wyncoi . Oh, completely — the entire responsibility. Jekyll. Ha! Thankee, sir. Wyncot. I'on't mention it. And we may therefore regard this prob- lem as dismissed. Jekyll. (,^uite as you please, sir. {Aside.) 'Old your breath, Mr. Job. Wyncot. And now concerning the other— Jekyll. Ah! The other — Wyncot. I have also investigated — to a certain extent — the case of this "certain Cragin," and i quite agree with you that he is a desperately ugly customer. Jekyll. Ho! In that we do agree? Wyncot. Wc do. Jekyll. And I shall therefore make out 'is papers. Wynoot. If you will. (Rising.) And let it be at once. But since ugly customers are desirable neither as overmen, nor undermen, see to it, Mr. Jekyll, that they are papers of discharge. Jekyll. Discharge, sir? Wyncot. Discharge. Jekyll. Do I 'ear you? Wynoot. I trust you do. Jekyll. But I beg your pardon — discharge? Cragin — the wages— hin accordance — the papers- hinci ease— the wagin — the crages — discharge — Oh, blesy my 'cart ! WyncuT- {(irasping his hand.) How thoroughly we understand each other. And so for the present— good-day, Mr. Jekyll, good-day. Jekyll. But the papers — Wyncot. Precisely. Immediately, if you please — as you yourself, have suggested. A thousand thanks! ( Working Jekyll and Job, toward door, o.) There is nothing I believe to add? Jekyll. And the wages — Wyncot. Exactly. In accordance with the list. You are more tlian kind. I shall really never forget it. Jekyll. And the hincrease — the pie- the — Ho, Mr. Job! Wyncot. {Bowing them out.) Good-day, Mr. Job, good-day. 24 Exit, Jekyll ami Job, door ill flat c. At the same instant, enter Gladys and Emilia, door, e. Wyncot. [Turning) Ah — ladies, your most obedient! Walk in, Miss Wvncot, walk in. Pray walk in Miss Jokyll. We have quite finished. Very annoying -these little affairs of business — but— Pray be seated. You got my message, Miss Wyncot? G\Auys I have received it, sir. Wyxcot. Ah — and you are very good to have come. I very much re- gret — Mi^-s Wyncot — to be compelled to assert my authority — at such an early clay — Gladys. Authority? Wyncot. Well — call it, if you prefer, my personal influence. Gladys. Oh, no sir. Let us call it authority then, by all means. Wykcot. As you like. As you like. Emiua. It is coming, Gladys. Wyncot. But it has come to my knowledge, that you are in the habit of wandering, somewhat extensively in the adjacent pleasure grounds, in com- pany with your friend, Miss Jekyll. Emilia. Ah — Wyncot. And while — as to the latter lady — I have certainly no right to control her actions, I consider it desirable that you, at least, for the pi-e- sent, should limit your strolls to the immediate neighborhood of the house. Gladys Indeed? Wyncot. It will scarcely be necessary, to mention the reasons. Gladys. Oh! Wyncot. You will be satisfied to know tha> — Gladys. That you consider it desirable. Wyncot. Precisely. Thank you. Gladys. But let me understand. Is this intended as an order? WynooT- An order? Well — No. No For in that case you would im- mediately disobey it? Of course. Call it, if you will, a mere suggestion. And so perhaps w.' may regard it as arranged. Thank you! Thank you. lam sorrA to leave you. We shall meet, I trust, at dinner. {Goi7ig up.) Emilia." Gladys? Gladys. Emilia — Emilia. {Stepping forward.) Mr. Wyncot — Wyncot. Miss Jekyll — Emili.a. Are you not ashamed of yourselt ? Wyncot. Well — positively. I — Emilia. Oh, I daresay you are not. It would be difficult, I fancy, to make you blush. Wyncot. Thank you. Emilia. After having been in the house but twenty-four hours, to at- tempt to dictate, in such a ridiculous fashon! As though Gladys were not able to take care of herself! What do you know about young ladies? Wyncot. Yery little! Very little, I assure you. Emilia. And 3 et from your manner, one would think you were the father of fifteen or twenty. Wyncot. Oh, Miss Jekyll ! 25 liMiLiA. But it may as welljbe uuderstood, first as last, and I speak for Miss Gladys, who perfectly agrees with me, in everything that I say — tell him so, Gladys. Gladys. Yes — perfectly. Emilia. It may as well be understood that hereafter you are to attend strictly to your own affairs — Wyncot. Ah? Emilia. And are not to regard Miss Gladys as one of them. It is "?true tie law gives yon some slight advantage — Wyncot. Yes— Emilia. Wiiich you are probably mean enough to use— Wyncot. Ah — thank you again. Emilia. But if you should, do j'ou suppose for one brief moment, that with the advantage of all the laws in existence, you can compel a young lady to do what she doesn't wish to do? Wyncot. Oh, not for a moment! Emilia. No! Wyncot. Pray, don't so misjudge me. Emilia Then perhaps you will resign your ridiculous pretensions? Wynoot. It would seem to be the safer course. Emilia. And we shall all get along comfortaMy — if not pleasantly. Wyncot. Yes. Emilia. Arid much trouble will be avoided — on both sides. Wyncot. Yes. Emilia. And besides, sir, you will be spared much fatigue Wyncot. Without doubt. Yes. Emilia. And— Wyncot Yes. Well? Emilia, Well— Wyncot. Yes. Well? Emilia. Why don't you say something? Wyncot. But what is there to be said? My dear Miss Jekyll, you have said it all. I can positively think of nothing — in this connection — that you have omitted. But if you can suggest somethin — Emiia. Oh, but don't I wish that /were a ward of yours! Wyncot. Thaakyou: You are very kind — but one is quite suflScient. Quite! However — you must permit me, since I can do no more — [strikes bell) at least to provide you with an escort. Enter Buttons, door, o . Buttons! Buttons. Yessir. Wyncot. You see these young ladies ? Buttons. Yessir. Wyncot. They propose to go for a walk, in the park. Buttons. Yessir. Wyncot. You will follow them — Buttons. Yessir. ^Vyncot. Wherever they may go — Buttons. Yessir. . * 26 Wyncot. Being careful not to lose them from your sight — Buttons. Yessir. Wyncot. And if anything alarming should occur, I think that I may rely on you to give me sufficient notice. Buttons. Yessir. Wyncot. You may go. Exit Btitions, door, c. But the inevi- Tbank you Miss Really I am beginning lo feel And now, once more — though 1 am more than ever sorry, table !ind inexorable business. Thank you Miss Wyncot. .Tekyll. Till dinner. ( Exit, door, -l.) Gladys. What shall be done with such a man? Emilia. Poison l>im. Gla ys If he would only get angry! Emilia. If he would only talk back! Gladys. But he wont. Oh, Emilia! desperate. Can you think of nothing? Emilia. Richard! Gladys. Rich.-jrd ! — Pshaw.' Emilia. "Pshaw? " Gladys. AVell — but of what use can Richard be? Emilia. Well, Gladys. I must declare — Gladys . But if Mr. Wyncot has the law on his side, not all the Rich- ard -< in the world, can alter it; and what is impossible is impossible. Emilia. Then you thmk of submitting? Gladys. Submitting! [Emphasis of sarcastic surprise.) Emilia. No. You don't. Gladys you are a girl of spirit. But you are peculiar. Yes, you are. And so am I— though in a different way. Now, you perhaps, would go out and drown yourself. But that wouldn't spite him. What we want is to induce Am to drown himself. And for that pur- pose, we must find a plan. Now first, we will consult with Richard — Lis- ten ! The very person. I know his step — as though he were juu'ping the garden fence. Enter Richard, hastily, door, o. 0. Richard! [Running toward him.) Richard. [With gesture of repulsion.) Emilia, avaunt! avaunt! Don't touch me. Don't speak to me! Emilia. Richard! RiCHAKD. But look upon me, look upon me, if you will, and tremble at your work. Emilia. Mine? Gladys! But what has happened? Richard. Happened? Aha! You well may ask. Emilia, I have been "respectful — but firm." I have observed your advice — I have yielded to your judgment — Emilia. And you have met with Papa? Richard. Have we met? Well, in the language of the individual in question— ''possibly — per'aps! '' We have met, Emilia, and once too 27 often. But we meet no more. "Oh, sad no morel" And 1 wlio tell jou — I who relate to you this direful tale— I yet live — my limbs support their burden — my tongue performs its office. Emilia, I have been notified to quit. Emuja. Lischarged? Richard! [They embrace.) RjchaKD. [Over Emilia's shoulder.) Don't cry, Miss Wyncot. Gladys. Well, really, Mr. Jocelyn, I am very, very sorry. KiCHAKD. I I elieve you Miss Wyncot. Women like to be sorry. No offence. But what are tears to a griet like mine? Yes, Emilia, 1 am not indispen-^able. Or so it appears. At all events, your Papa has dispensed with me — ani seemingly without a pang. But think upon it, Emilia — re- flect! But. yesterday. [Uokiinci up card, which he has taken fruin his pocket. Reads.) RICHARD JOGELYN.'with JOSEL'H JEKYLL.— ATTORNEY." Seven and six, for that. Engraved plate, and a hundred Bristol-boards. And now — farewell! "Farewell, fond dream! '' Emilia, fare-thee-well ! Emilia And where are you going ? RiCHABD. Going? Fmili.s. Yes, hadn't you thought of thai? RiCHAKD. Alas, I ha). Emilia, T go to my uncle. Emilia. Your uncle ? Richard. Yes At the sign of the three brass balls. Emilia. Nonsense! Richard. Would that it were! But though my heart is broken, my stomach yet requires sustenance; and lacking the equivalent, which the unfoeling world demands — Emilia Now listen to me. RiCHAKD. I listen. Emilia. You are out of your senses Richard. Confessed. Emilia. And what you need is something to divert your mind — Richard. "Divert! " Emilia. So that you may see things, in a diff'erent light. Help me to persuade him, Gladys. Richard. Yes, help her Miss Wyncot. Gladys. Oh, I wish that I could. Emilia. Now Richard, I have an idea — Richard. Again, Emilia? Beware! Emilia. But thi« time I anj sure it is a good one. It is not exactly in the way of business, but may lead to something. Richard. Lead on. Emilia. Well, you must know that Mr. Wyncot has just been here, and lias acted outrageously. Richard. Oulrageously! Emilia. And indeed, has insulted us both. Gladys. Emilia — Emilia. Well, you know, Gladys — Gladys. But you must tell it, as it was. Emilia. Now don't attempt to soften it. 28 Richard. {SHzing each by a hand.) Ladies, hear me— one at a time. You have been insulted? The mode? The occasion? The extent? Propound, Emilia, propound. I'^MILIA. Richard, it is impossible. RionAHD. Impossible? Emilia To reduce it to your comprehension — Richard. Ah! Emilia. But, suffice it to say, he could not have acted worse. RioHAKD. "He could not have acted worse." You indorse that state niput, Miss Wyncot? lie could not have acted worse. Gladys. Oh. Emilia! RiCHABD. Proceed. Emilia. Now this is what I propose— you shall call him to account. RicHAEB. Account? — I? Emilia. Yes. RicHABD. What? Pistols and coflt'ee? Emilia. JSo. RiCHAUD. Oh, I see — [Rolling up his wrist-bandi.) Gladys. Mr. Jocelyn! Emilia. But of course you will go only far enough to frighten him, and give him to understand that we have a protector. Glaijys. And suppose he should refuse to be frightened? Richard Yes. Suppose it, Emilia. Emilia. It is not supposable. Richard. Oh! EmIUa. Why, I could frighten him, myself. RicHARr . I believe you, Emilia. E.vilLlA. And beside? if he should give you trouble- - Richard. Ah! Well, then? Emilia. Which is simply a remote possibility — Richard. Let us hope so! Emilia. But if he should, and they should even arrest you— Gladys. Emilia! Richard. Proceed! Emilia. Well, at the worst, you can plead your own case. And so you will have a client. Richard. Emilia, it is an idea. Gladys Emilia, it is simply absurd. And Mr. Jocelyn, I forbid you to think of it for a moment. Emilia. Gladys— GLA.DYS. Why it is absolutely ridiculous. And if I had dreamed— Emilia. Well, it you had dreamed— Gladys.. That ycu had such a thought in your head. Richard. Allow me. Miss Wyncot, I respect your scruples. But justice must be vindicated. The question is siiaply this: You are absolute- 29 ly sure that the provocation has been sufficient? Emilia Yes. Richard. Yes? Gladys. No! No! RiCHABD. No? Emilia. Richard, as I hav-'. already said — Richard. "He could not have acted worse.'' Tell me no more. And he is here? Emilia. {Poiniiny , -l.) Yes. H'sh! Richard. Ladies, you will oblige me by vacating the room immediately. Gladys. Never! Never! Never! Emilia. Now Gladys jon't be a goose. Richard. No, don't, Miss Wyncot. Be a duck. Be a duck. ; Emilia. As though anything serious could come of it ! Gladys. Serious? Emilia Yes. Why of course he will apologize. Gladys He? Mr. Wyncot? Emilia. When he sees Richard? Richard. Why of course. Gladys. But if i could only be sure of that ! Richard. Ah— if 1 could only be sure! But we waste tim . Emilia. Listen! He is coming. Gladys. Emilia — RiCHAED. Ladies — {urging them to door c.) Gladys. But you will be very very careful, Mr. Jocelyn? Richard. Whai? Of myself? I promise you. Gladys. Oh! Emilia. Gladys ! Richard. [Pushing them out door c.) Go! "Thus bad begins, but worse remains behind." Eiiier Wyncot, door L. He is in ridinq costume, and walks slowly fordward, absorbed in a document which he carries in his hand. Richard- Sizeable sort of fellow. Biceps apparently well developed. But out of training. Sir! Wyncot. ( Glancing up.) Good-morning. Good-morning. (Eyes again onpaper.) JiiCHARD. Doesn't seem impressed. {Offering card.) Permit me-- Wyncot. [Takinq card.) Ah? Your card? {Richard bows, Wyncot reads card) "RICHARD JOCELYN"— indeed? "With JOSEPH JEKYLL"— Richard. Permit me, again. {Retaking card, writes on it uith pencil.) Wyncot. With pleasure. {Receives the card again from Richard.) Ah, I perceive — "withowj Joseph Jekyll." Richard. I have discharged him. Wyncot. ' You are then of the legal persuasion? Richard. I am. Wyncot. And disengaged. Richard. Very much so. 30 WynodT. Well, sir, I am glad to meet you. How can I serve you? RioHAiiD. All! The question is a leading one. Wyncot. P.u-don me. Richard. But it possesses, at least, the virtue of directness — Wyncot. Sir? Richard. And merit:^ a direct reply. You can place me, sir, under last- ing obligations, by making me the defendant in an action for assault and battery. WyncoT. I fail to comprehend. Richard. 1 shall be glad to enlighten you. You have oflfended, sir, a certain young lady — Wyncot. Oh! There is a lady in the case? RiCHAEE. And strictly speaking, two. Wyncot. That complicates matters. Richakd. Seriously. For while I have not the remotest conception of what you have done, 1 am credibly informed, sir, that you could not have acted worse. Wyncot. Su? And you are here — Richard. As their rtpreseutative — Wyncot. To receive an explanation. Richard. The case is respectfully submitted. Wyncot. Well, sir, this is awkward. RiOHflRD. I can believe it. W\''ncot. For you. I presu.ue. are in a hurry. Richard. Measurably so. Wyncot. And I am exceedingly busy. i'liOiiAED. Ah! I am not. Wyncot. You couldn't be prevailed upon to sit down? i'licuAR . No. Thank you. Wyncot. No. Under the circumstances — It would not perhaps be pro- per. But — {seating himself) positively this is awkward, Mr. Joeelyn. Richard. I think I have heard you say so. Wyncot. Yes For apart from the pressure of my other engagements, by a most remarkable coincidence — though 1 fear I detain you. RichaRD. You do. Wyncot. Pardon me. By a most remorkable coincidence, I was just at this moment setting forth in search of legal advice. Richard. {Suddenly interested.') Advice? Wyncot. Advice? Richard. Legal? Wyncot. Legal. Richard. Indeed, sir? — With your permission, I will sit down. Wyncot. But I really fear 1 detain you. Richard. Oh, sir, it is quite immaterial. Legal advice? Wyncot. Well, yes. You see, Mr. Joceiyn — if I may so trouble you — Richard. Oh, pray proceed. Wyncot. I have certain accounts which require immediate inspection. Richard. Accounts? 81 Wyncot. And I am also called upon to take action in certain mutters involving legal questions, with which I am 1 ut imperfectly acquainted. Now all this, I daresay, is precisely in your line. KiCHAED. Line sir! Line? My line? Wyncot. You have received a legal education? Richard. Of the best. Wyncot. Of which you could furnish certificates. ' RiCHAKD. At sight. Wyncot. And are, besides, acquainted with the bcoks of the estate? Richard. From A. to Z. Wynco'j'. Hnw very unfortunate! Richard. Excuse me? Wyncot. I said! "How very unfortunate?" For if, now, you were at liberty to accept— RiCHAKD. (HecoiUny.{ Ah! True! {Aside.) Emilia-- Wyncot. And tlien, too, I don't mind telling you Mr. .Jocelyn, that I am much pleased with your appearance. RiCHAKD. Oh, thank you, sir. WynooT. Though being a stranger in the neighborhood, I am of course liable to le deceived. RiCHAKD. Oh, certainly! AVyncot. However, I should take the chances. And if upon trial, you were to prove to be what I think you — well — the question of salary should never separate us. Richard. You are joking? Indeed, I should not hesitate at five hundred pounds per Wyncot. year Richard. Wyncot. RiCHAED Wyncot. Richard. Wyncot. Richard. Wynoot. Richard. Wyncot. RiCHAED. Wyncot. Richard. Wyncot. Richard. Wyncot. Rich ABU. his hand.) Wyncot. Richard. {Rismg.) Five hundred — Five hundred pounds! If only you were at liberty to accept. Ah! True, sir. Tru,! Provokingly unfortunate.' It is, sir. It is. — I beg your pardon. Well, sir? Has i' not occurred to you — Perhaps it has. That by a simple apology — or something of that nature- Yes— On your part — Precisely. My present disability might be removed? Ah — Oh, yes. It has occurred to me. Yes. [Aside despairingly.) It has occurred to him. I am very sorry. {Quickly.) Sorry, sir? I knew it. Say no more. But possibly, you misunderstand me. Ah? [ Offering 82 Wyncot. I am sorry that the difficulty should have .xrison. Richard. Oh! {Aside.) So am I. Wyncot. Yes. Distressingly unfortunate! Richard. {Aside.) Excruciali'igly! Wyncot. Bui on ihe other hand — Richard. Ah, will, sir? Wyncot. Though I don't know that I should mention it — Richard. I beg sir that you will. WyncoT- Does it not occur to you — or might it not be made to occur — Richard. I daresay — Wyncot. That you Mr. Jocelyn, have assumed to act the champion, with n very limited knowledge of the cause, Richard. Why — so it does. Ah? Yes, sir. So it does begin to occur. And, perhaps, that upon reflection, say in the course of half- Wyncot. Wyncot. Wyncot. an-hour — Richard. Wyncot. During which time you might inspect my papers — and get done— and also extend your acquaintance with some idea of the labor to me — Richabd'. Wyncot. another? Richard. Wyncot. Richard. Wyncot. that I shall like you Richard. {Ora^ping that 1 shnll like you. Wyncot. Will you walk into my library, Mr. Jocelyn? Richard. With alacrity, and dispatch. Wyncot. One moment — {strikes bell.) Enter Buttons, door, o. Pray proceed. That if still unable to accept, you might at least recommend Sir, I should be delighted — delighted. {Rising.) [Rising.) And you will really do me this favor ? Will I ? Sir, accept my hand. You are a rood fellow, and I believe Ms hand. ) Sir, you are another, and I believe Wyncot. Buttons. Wyncot. Buttons Buttons! Yessir. Where are the young ladies? Listenin' at the key-"ole, sir. A slight scream without, door, e. Wyncot. Buttons. Wyncot. Richard. Wyncot. Ah! Tell them they may come in. Yessir. f Opening door, l) Mr. Jocelyn— After you. sir. Ibeg— .Exit Wyncot and Richard, door, l. Buttons. {Facing up stage — shouts.) You may come hin. 33 Enter Gladi/s and Emilia^ door, c. Emilia {To Buttom.) Oh! — Oh, you deceitful young wretch! Gladys. Emilia ( To Buttons.) How dare you? I could strangle him — I could. Ruttons sidles to door, c. Gladys. But don't. P'or if you touch him, he will simply screech for his Mama, and then we shall have her about our ears. • Emilia. You young— serpent! (Darts at Buttons.) Buttons dodges out door, o. Gladys— what shall we do? Gladys. You tell. Emilia. I can't. Gladys. To have robbed us of our last friend! Emilia. But at least we have each other. Gladys. And we will never separate? Emilia. Never. Gladys We will live together? Emilia. And die together. Gladys. But Richard— Emiia. Never let me hear his name again. Gladys, I have his picture ai I'ome — and do you know what I shall do with it. Gl.vdys. No. Emilia. I shall give it to the cook. Yes, and I shall have her paste it in the receipt-book among the muffins, where it belongs. Noise of slamming doors, without. Oh — gracious! Jbkyll. [Without.) 'Ello! James! Mr. Wyncot! 'EUo! Enter rapidly, Jekyll, followed by Job, door, o. Emilia. Why it is Papa! Jekyll. {Git cling about the room.) Mr. Wyncot ! Where is he? — Where is he? Where is he? Where is he? Emilia. But Papa — Jekyll. Mr. Wyncot— where is he. Emilia. Mr. Wyncot - Gladys. In the library. Jekyll. 'EUo! {Circling about.) And where is the library? Gladys. {Springing to door, l.) Here! Emilia But what in the name of goodness — Gladys. Is the house on fire? Jekyll. {Pounding at door l.) 'Ello! 'Ellol 'EUo! Wyncot. {Appearing at door) What now? Jekyll. (.Falling back.) Oh, bless my 'eart, Mr. Job! {To Wyncot.) Well, sir! AVell, sir! ' Ere you are, sir! Hemilia, don't answer, but speak? WvNCoT. Aad hereyoM are, it seems. Jekyll. Hexciied? Wyncot. And what is the occasion? You are excited Mr. Jekyll. 34 Jekyll. The hoccasion? \Giving his hat to Job.) 'Old this, Mr. Job — old this. Well, sir— Wyncot. Well, sir? JekyiiL. Well, sir! We 'ave delivered your hovertures to the men. Wyncot. Ah. you have? Jekyll. We 'ave, sir. Wyncot. Tuank you. And is that all ? Jekyll. 'All?" Well, sir — as you shall 'ear, sir — scarcely. For they ive rejected them — kin toto! Wyncot. Is it possible? Jekyll. Hin toto! And what is more, sir — Job. Yes, sir — Jekyll. {Getting in front -of Job.) Hexcuse me — and what is more, ir, they 'ave procured the hanvils, from the shops — Job. And tlie blasting powder — Jekyll. Hexcuse me— Wyncot. What! They would bombard us? Jekyll. Worse! Job. And at noon, sir — Jekyll. 'Igh noon, exactly, a signal will be fired, to announce that the :.rike 'as begun. Wyncot. So? Jekyll. Just so. Job. Quite so, sir. Jekyll. And then, sir, and thereupon, every 'and employed on the pemises will himmediately join the league. I Wyncot. This time you astound me. i .Jekyll. It is to be 'oped so. Wyncot. {Conmlting watch.) And all this is to take place- - .Jekyll. {Consulting watch.) Hin five minutes to a dot. Wyncot.. Pardon me. You said at noon? Jekyll. Hi did, sir. Wyncot. In ten minutes, then. Jekyll. Hin five, sir. Wyncot. But you will allow me to know the time by my own watch? Jekyll. (Amazed. Your watch, sir? Wyncot. For it is not in the habit of deceiving me. Jekyll. And is this a time — but hobserve me. I 'ave borne with this lin Jiflference. and I 'ave endeavored to excuse it. But patience 'as its imits. Slight now my hadmonitions— persist in your 'eadstrong career, .nd I wash my 'ands of the entire haffair, presently, at once, and forever! ] Wyncot. So? This is your ultimatum, Mr. Jekyll? {Taking his arm.) A.nd you would desert me, in my extremity? Jekyll. "Desert." bir? But who can assist a man, who will not assist 'imself? Wyncot. True, Mr. Jekyll, true! And as I had anticipated something Jekyll pitfs up with aslonishmeni. of this sort, I have endeavored lo provide against if. Observe m/t now, Mr. Jekyll. [Opens door, l.) Mr. Jocelyn, will you step this way? Jekyll. Jocelyn! Jocelyn! Wyncot. Precisely. Enter lUchard, door^ l. Mr. Jocelyn, this is Mr. Jekyll. Richard boivs distantli/. All, you have met before? KiCHARD Occasionally. Jkkyll. What sir! You 'ere? Wyncot Let me speak. Mr. Jekyll. Mr. Jocelyn, we have arrived at a crisis Mr. Jekyil is displeased with my methods. [To Jekyll.) Or did 1 correctly understand you? Jekyll. Ha, sir — well, sir — Wyncot. I did. [To Richard.) He therefore resigns his position, as my agent, and legal adviser. Will you, Mr. Joeelyn, accept that position? Richard. Mr. Wyncot, with thanks. Wyncot. It is yours. Jekyll. Ho, sir — but, sir — hexcuse me — Wykoot. One moment my dear JeUyll — Jekyll. But. sir— my clerk, sir! Wyncot. Your clerk, sir? Jekyll. Why I discharged 'im honly this morning. Wyncot. Then how can he be your clerk, sir? Jektij,. Ho, bless my 'eart, sirl But sir — Wyncot. Observe me — I must insist. Still further — the books of the estate have been for a long time unbalanced. Now, Mr. Jekyll, naturally desires, that they should be at once inspected. [To Jekyll.) Or did I cor- rectly understand you? Jekyll. Ho, s'r — Wyncoi-. I did. Mr. Jocelyn — will you inspect those books? Jekyll. No, sir! No, sir! Hi protest, sir. Wyncot. You protest, Mr. Jekyll? Jekyll. For I 'ave not resigned. Wyncot. What? Jekyll. No, sir. Nor 'ave I thought of it. Wyncot. Pardon me — Jekyll. Hi appeal to Mr. Job, sir — yes, sir — Wyncot. But I certainly so understood you. Jekyll. And further, concerning the books, sir — I 'ave not desired — Wynoot. What? Jekyll. No, sir— Or 'ave not expressed — Wynoot. Mr. Jekyll. Jekyll. But hexcuse me — on the contrary — no, sir. Hi appeal to Mr Job, sir. No, sir. Wynoot. But excuse me, my dear Mr. Jekyll. 86 Jekyll. ( Wildly gesliculatiny.) But you see, sir- you see, sir — you see — Explosion, without. Fame. All save Wyncot, and Jocelyn^in const.ernalion.) VVyncot. No- I do wo< see. But I hear. Emilia. [Faintly.) Papa! Wynodt. { Looking a.i watch ) And upcn my life you are right. Jbkyll. ( Wtth reviving hope.) Ha— well, sir? Wynoot. I am five minutes slow. Jekyll. Mr. Job! [Falls into Job's arms.) Wyncot. Mr. Jocelyn, the campaign is begun. Emilia springs toward Jekyll — is restrained by Gladys. Buttons thrusts in his head at door, o Picture. — Curtain. ACT III, SoENK. — A private park. Set trees, at intervals. Rising ground at back, from which descends a winding path, leading from l. u. e., ? But it might have been something else, indeed Gladys, I halt believe you are pretending. Pretending? Yes. Everybody calls you nervous. But do you know what Richard says of nervous people? Gladys. Oh - -Richard! Emilia. Well, he says that nervous people are those who are hard on other pi'ople's nerves. Gladys. Listen! This time I do hear something. Enter Buttons at back, on path. He peers about him — then above him into the trees. Gladys. Buttons! Emilia. That horrid boy! Buttons. (With, disappointment.) Humph! Gladys. Be still. He doesn't see us. Buttons slowly d'iscmds path, pauses; turns completely about, peering into the trees. Emilia. ( Who sits with her back toward Bu'tons.) What is he doing now? Gladys. Be still. Buttons. ( With increased disappointment.) Humph! (Advances again; pauses; turns as before.) Emilia. Gladys, I must see. (Buttons turns at sound of her voice.) There! You have done it. ( With satisfaction — seeinq the girls) Humphl (Springing up.) You detestable young spy! Gladys, this is Gladys. Buttons. Emilia. awful. Gladys. I expected it. Buttons sits on rail of bridge. Look! He is actually sitting down. ( To Buttons.) And you propose to stay here? Buttons. Yes'm. Then, Gladys, we will go. No, we wont. We wont? And why not? {In loio tone) Because this time I have an idea. Sit down. And what good will that do? {Reseating herself.) You will see. In a very short time he will get hungry. Oh— And then we shall lose him. Gladys, I shouldn't have thought of it. Emilia. I'.MILIA. Gladys , Emilia. Gladys. Emilia. Gladys. Emilia. Gladys. Emilia. do 38 Gladys. Pretend not to notice him. {Raising her voice,) Emilia' did jou bring your work, [Takei fanci/ work from her pocket.) Emilia. Oh, yes. And you? {Also takes nvl fancy work.) Gladys. Yes What a delightful day! Emilia. Oh, delightful ! And how very kind in Mr. Wyncot to send Buttons to protect us.' Gladys. Oh, very kind! [Button sighs. Gladys lowers her voice.) Do you hear? He sigi'.s. That is the first symptom. Don't turn your head. Emilia. No. (In loude- tone.) But Gladys, don't you fancy it must be very near time for Mrs. Pringle's after-noou luncheon? Gladys. Oh. very near it. Emilia. And how stupid that we didn't think of bringing a sandwich with us! Gladys. Why, to be sure! {In lower tones.) That's right. Keep on talking. Dou't turn your head. {Louder.) Or one of those delicious plum-cakes, that Buttons is so fond of I During the above speech. Buttons, unseen }>y the girls, has drawn from his pockets first a sa7idwich and then a cake. Emilia. Oh, don't speak of it. {Fn lower tones.) What is he doing now? Gladys Never mind liim. Emilia. Look across my slioulder. Gladys. {Looking.) Oh! Emilia. {Turns and looks.) Gladys, this is too much. Gladys. But only see! Buttons continues to unload his pockets of a store of eatables, which he piles on his lap.. Emilia In the name of goodness! Where does it all come from? Gladys. And where is it all going to? Emilia. {Rising.) Gladys, do you think he could be coaxed? Gladys. You might try it, Emilia. Emilia. He looks as though he might. Buttons! {Louder.) Buttons! Buttons. {Rating.) Yes'm. Emilia. Are you so very angry with me? Buttons. Yes'm. Emilia. But you know that if I did call you names, it was only in fun — don't you? Buttons. Yes'm. , Emilia. I thought so. And besides if you don't like me, you are fond of your mistress, aren't you! Buttons. Yes'm. Emilia. And you would be glad to please her, wouldn't you? Buttons. Yes'm. 39 Emilia.. Gladys, he is not so bad after nil. [To Bullom.) Then, if she were to ask you to go away an;! leave us, you would go wouldn't youf Buttons. [In same tone as before.) No'm. (Continues to eat.^ Gladys. Emilia, it is not worth the while. Emilia. There is yet one chance. (Takex coin /mm her pocket..} Buttons! Buttons. Yes'm. Emilia. Do you see this, (flolds up coin.) Buttons. Yes'm. Emilia. And do you know what it is? Buttons. Yes'm. Emilia. What is it? Buttons. A bob Emilia. [With re-assuring glance at Gladys.) Ah — (To P.utton.-<.) And would you like to have it? BuTl^>^s. Yes'm. Emilia Well there is just one way in which you can o;ei it. Buttons. I'^es'm. Emilia. If you will promise to go straight away, and leave us, it is yours. Buttons. ( Extending his hand.) Tliiiiikee, M'm. Emilia. You see, Gladys. {To Buttons.) But you actually promise? Buttons. Yes'm. Emilia. Pon honor? Buttons. Yes'm. Emilia .\nd you will not come back to trouble us? Buttons. No'm. Emilia. Hold out your hand. {Buttons complies.) There! {/^uti coin in his hand.) Well? Buttons. Thankee, M'm. (Continues to eat) Emilia. But aren't you going? Buttons. No'm. Emilia You nre not? Buttons. No'm. Gladys rises. Emilia. (Excitedly.) Gladys, don't speak. (To Bulton.".) And didn'i you just promise me that you would ? Buttons. Y^es'm. Emilia. Upon your honor? Buttons. Y'es'm. Emilia. And so when you made that promise, ,vou told a horrid, wilful wicked, deliberate lie, dil you? Buttons. (Unmoved.) Yes'm. •Emilia. You young monster! (Pushes him suddenly hackward, from tht rail.) Gladys. (With shriek.) Oh — Emilia you have drowned him. Emilia. Gladys, I don't care. 40 Buttons is heard Kplnnhiny, and spluttering in the water. Gladys Listen! Oh! Emilia. {Restraining her.) Don't go near him, Gladys. Listen! Bttton!?. {^till out of sight.) Mama! Emilia. He lives. Buttons. [Clamheriiig up the bank.) Mama! {He rushes off, up path, his II rms spread.) Mama! Mama! Mama! {Exit, is. u. e.) Emilia. [Clapping her hands.) You see Gladys, some things can be done as well as olher-s. {She and Gladys embrace.) Gladxs. Oh.' But listen! Emilia. To what? Now don't begin again. Glai>ys. Bu« if he shouli tell? Emilia. Well? What of it? Gladys. Oh- nothing . Emilia. Who cares? Gladys. Not I. Emilia. Well then? You don't think of leaving. Gladys. [Resenting the question.) No! Emilia. I should hope not. [They seat themselves as before.) The odious little liar! AVhat were boys made for, anyhow? Gla- YS. I give it up. See how he has splashed my dress! But he will be sure to tell. [Exasperated.) Well I hope to goodness, that he will. You do? Yes, and that Mr. Wyncot will come himself — if only to satisfy Emilia. Gladys. Emilia. Gladys. Emilia. you. Gladys. Emilia. Gladys. Emilia. Glady^ Emili^ Gladys. Emilia — AVell if certainly has that appearance — What appearance? And you know you said, this morning — Well, what did I say? Well- Well, I'll tell you. I said: If Mr. Wyncot wishes to follow us, himself, he is at liberty to do so. Emilia. Oh!. Gladys. And I distinctly remember that I thought he heard me. Emilia. Why what a remarkable memory you must have! Glady.s. Well, I can remember that long. Emilia. But it doesn't seemingly matter much — to him- Gladys. ( With sigh.) No. 41 Emilia. For he appears to get along just the same — in spite of us both. Gladys. Yes. He does. Emilia. And then the idea— that Richard should take him up! Gladys. Richard? Emilia. Yes. Just as Papa had dropped him. Gladys Oh, that's very good Emilia. Emilia. What's very good? Gladys. "Tliat Richard should take him up." Emilia. Well, what else would you call it? Gladys. Take up Mr. Wyncot? Emilia Well? Gladys. But do you think he will take him very far? Emilia. And why not! Gladys. Richard ? Emilia. Yes. Gladys. Well, you know Emilia, you have said, yourself, that he is a muffin. Emilia. Who? I ? Gladys. Yes. Emilia. Said that of Richard? When? Gladys. Why this very morning. What a remarkable forgettery you must have! Emilia. [Risi7iff.) Gladys — GLADYS. And then epeaking of your I'apa. — it is all v- ry well to talk of his having dropped Mr. Wyncot; but it was plain to be seen that he was the person dropped. Emilia. Who? Papa? Gladys. And that he was very much surprised — and not at all delight- ed, either. Emilia. Gladys, I must say, when you wish to be agreeable, you can be the most agrecaWe young lady I have ever met. Gladys. Well, you needn't get angry about it, Emilia. Emilia. And who is getting angry, I should like to know? Gladys. Well, you certainly lave that appearance; and you know it doesn't become you. And, besides, your hat is on crooked, and your hair is coming down. Emilia. Oh! [Turns, and marchos swiftly, up path.) Gladys. Good-bye, if you are going. She wont go far. Exit Emilia. En>ilia! — You have forgotten your work. [Rises — looks after her.) Why she has gone — Let her go, then. She'll ask my pardon before she goes to bed. She always does. But this time, I don't know that I shall forgive her. [Nervously-looking hbout her.) Really, I almost wish — Wyncot steps into view, from behind screen of evergreens, on path. He is in rid- ing-costume; in one hand a short horseman' s whip ; in the other a lighted cigarette. Gladys. [Seeing Wyncot, starts — with confusion.) Oh! 42 Wyncot. Miss Wyucot. You are ready I trust, to follow your friend? Gladys. [Tarns from him mdiinantb/, pauses a moment — then seats herself as boforc- ) Wyncot. No? — Sorry. [Comes down slotob/.) So, you have chosen, it. seems, to disregard my — suggestion? Yes. Enjoying yourself — apparently. Gladys. (Glances allilm inth incnasing indignalton — uf/ain /ookx aiva;/.) AVyncot. In fact— Miss Wyncot — yon fjen'.rallii do about as you please don't you? — As I fancied. --Pleasant spot, this. Bugs rather numerous, I suspect — and — grasshoppers. But on the whole, a rather pleasant spot. Still, Miss Wyncot, if Iliad asked you to come, isn't it probable that I should have found you in the drawing-room? i^tuiie likely. — Pardon m-! [CarcfuUii picking an object frow the rim of Gladys' hat.) Only a caterpillar — Gladys. (Starts — 'oith slight scream,.) Oh! AVyncot. Don't alarm yourself. But on the whole a rather pleasant spot. — Quiet, too. And that is a consideration. Now it was different, I daresny, before Miss .Tekyll left. Ah — no doubt. Fine girl — Miss .Jekyll. lention it — do you know, Miss — But I perceive, Miss And if I have? Does Wyn- t fol- But, l.y-the-by — though perhaps I shouldn't ] Wyncot what she says of you? Gladys. {Timing quickh/.) No—? Wy-NCot. Ah — you don't? — Neither do I. cot. that, at least, you have a voice. Gladys. ( Unable longer to restrain herself. low that I must use it, when you are about? WynooT. Oh, certainly no. Gladys. Or perhaps yuu imagine that it isJMiss Jekyll only, who can say bitter things? AVyscot. Oh, on the contrarv^, Miss Wyncot. I have a suspicion that you can be much more severe than Miss jekyll — when you try. And sup- pose you try. Gladys. Humph! It would please you too well. Wyncot. Ah! And you don't wish to please me? True! I should have thought of that. You dou^t object to criticism? Gladys. Oh, sir — Wyncot. For you are probably accustomed to it? Yes. And you have been told, I presume, that in all your characteristics, you are naturally and essentially a coquette? Gladys. Sir? Wyncot. Well. I take it for granted. Gladys. You take a great many things for granted. Wyncot. Still, if you will reflect — Gladys. Ni. sir I have never been told it, Wy'ncot. Ah? Gladys. At least uever before. Wyncot- TJien you must feel very grateful to uio. Gladys. And for what? Wyncot Well it is something that every young lady likes to hear — even ■when it is not true. Gladys And you have said it, no doubt, to many? 43 Wyncot. Quite a number. Quite a number. But never before, I aH- sure you, with such an absolute conviction of my own truthfulness. Gladys. Oh! And ikul you expect me to believe? Wyncot. Well, I am not over-confident. And you have also been told — I venture to sny — that you are not handsome. Glad-xs. {Aside.) Well, really! Wyncot. That, too, is an assumption. Still, if you will reflect — Gladys Well, yes, sir. I have been told that. Wyncot. Yes- I was not mistaken It is a remarii frequently made, to ladies of your sort — by — ladies of the other sort. — In a friendly way. However it gives you but little uneasiness, since you are tolerably well as- sured thfit tliere is a quality more destructive than mere beauty — that if, for example, you and the most strictly and regultrly beautiful of nil your female critics, were to be walking up the street this morniag, on opposite sides, and I — for ex;unple — were to be in the middle, the chances would all be in favor of my gravitating to your side. Gladys. Oh! Truly? In Which case, / should immediately cross to the otiier. WyncoT- Ah? — Oh yes. Precisely. In the hope that I might follow. Quite characteristic. Gladys. [Jlisinff anr/iih/.) Sir — Wyncot. [Quickly.) 1 beg your pardon. You have at length conclud- ed to go ? Gladys. And what can it mntter to you? Wyncot. Ah, true! - -But permit me to advise then that we stroll toward the house. Indeed, I was on the point of suggesting it. Gladys. Oh! You were? Wyncot. And we can then continue this charming conversation, en route. Gladys. And do yoM expect to accompany me? Wyncot. My dear Miss Wyncot, you certainly do not expect to go un- accompanied. Gladys. And why not? — may I ask? Wyncot. You insist upon a reason ? Gladys. I do. Wyncot. I might give you several. Gladys. But give me one — worth the hearing. Wyncot. Well — the path is somewhat lonely — Gladys. {Scornfully.) Oh! Wyncot. And there ai-e parties in the neighborhood, who, for lack of other employment, have been drinking somewhat deeply, during the day. Now 1 do not assert that you would be in danger of serious molestation — Gladys. No — Wyncot. But all things considered — Gladys. All things considered, you thinic it a sufficient excuse for an attempt to frighten me Wyncot. You are severe. Gladys. But do you really suppose that I am so very timorous? 44 Wyncot. No — Oh no! But, unluckily, Miss Wyncot, / am. I beg, therefore, that you will not leave me without an escort. Well ? Shall we go? Gladys. {After pause — tiirym again, and defiantly resumes her seat.) Wynoot. ( With disappointment.) No? — Then, of course, we remain. Gladys. We'i Wynoot. Well, I can see no help for it. For you can scarcely expect me to carry you. Gladys Indeed, no! Wtncot. Nc. Not upon such short acquaintance. Gladys. [Aside.) I sAaW say somethino;, soon. Wyncot. [Lightinj a fresh cigarette.) And so— to return to our subject. Let us glance, now, at your faults. Gladys. Oh — then you have not yet alluded to my fauKs? Wynoot. Well — only indirectly. For coquetry — naturalAxiA involuntary coquetry, such as yours — is not perhaps so much a fault, as — Gladys. A misfortune. Wyncot. Precisely. It is like!y to prove so — to some-one. At all events, it is not, iii itself, your most serious failing. Gladys. I am sorry to hear it. Wyncot. I am sorry to say ii. Yes. Gladys. Arfd you are now about to name the ''most serious? " Wyncot. If I may take the liberty. You will not think me presumptu- ous — Wyncot. To comment upon you, fhus freely, having known you but such a bi"ief time. You will understand — I may wish to retract all this. Gladys. {Aside.) I shall take care that you do. Wyncot. But I give you the thought as il occurs to me. And I fear, Miss Wyncot — I very much fear that yo»i are of too mild a disposition. Gladys. "Mild?'" Wyncot. Too yielding— too anxious to please — too thoughtful of the interests, and feelings of others— too easily influenced, and controlled. G-LADTS. Oh, sir, now I know that you are speaking sai-castically. Wyncot. Ah! You recognize that fact? Yes. Yes, I was. ( Gladys turns aivay ) That was intended for sarcasm. Rather a feeble effort. Gladys. Very! And I am so fond of sarcasm. Wyncot. So ? Gladys. Of the harmless kind. Wynoot. Ah! — That, too, is rather feeble. And speaking of fondness - sarcasm apart--I am forcibly reminded of another of your serious fail- ings Gladys. {Looks toward him quickly.) Wynoot. Keep your seat. — For I very much doubt your ability to de- termine just what or whom you are fond of. Gladys. ( Rising with extreme anger. ) Mr. Wyncot ! WxNCOT. Now this, while a failing, is, at the same time, I admit, a charm — since it invests you with a sort of delightful uncertainty — Gladys. Oh, thanks! 45 Wyncot. And if now you should ever marry — which is, of course, not iinposiljie— Gi,ADY8. Really — Wtncot. No, not impossible — but if you should, and could be fortun- ate enough to secure some one resembling yourself — in this particular — a sort of kaleidoscope, you understand — you might then keep each other so cnstantly employe 1 in endeavoring to follow and compreliend each other's metamorphoses, that outsiders might hope to escape. 6i,adys. And this is your estimate of me? Wyncot- Well, partially. With certain extenuating qualifications Gladys. Pnvy spare me the qualifications. And now, sir. let me tell you — though 1 should be ashamed to reply to such impertinence— but let me tell you that m attempting to satirize me, you have simply drawn your own portrait. Wynoot. Miss Wyncot! — Then you too have been studying — Gladys. Studying! As though it required stu iy to understand your chai-acter! You are, both liy Kuture, and long experience, a flirt. Wyncot. Oh — paidon me. Gladys. You Mre a tyrant — or would like to be — Wyncot. Come! Come! Gladys. And you are really fond of nothing — but yourself. And so, if you please, you will permit me to pass. {Going.) Wyncot. But stop, [titeps before her.) This time you are positively going? Gladys. Positively. Wyncot. And you forbid me to accompany you ? Gladys, Most decidedly. Wynoot. {Turning away.) Ah — I am sorry to disappoint you. Gladys. Sir? Wyncot. You would prefer, of course, that I should insist. But — thank you — no. 1 must ask to be excused. Gladys. {DisdainfuUy.) Good- day, sir. {Goes up stage..) Wyncot. Good-day. — There will be no objection to my following— at a respectful distance? She walks on. Wyncot leans against a tree, facing front. Gladys. {At mm of path.) Ah! {Stops suddenly — gazes of , i..) Wyncot. Well —what next? G\adys. a man! Wyncot. A man? Is he alive? Gladys. Oh, sir — Wyncot Well? Gladys. Another! Wyncot. That makes two. Gladys. But there are at least twenty. Wyncot. He multiplies rapidly. Gladys. And they are our own people —I know them by their dress. Oil, sir — {Returns toward Wyncot.) They are coming this way. 46 Wynoot. Well? Gladys. But what can they want ? Wyncot. My dear Miss Wyncot, I presume they want me. Gladys. You? Wyncot. Yes. I have been told that they have expressed an ardent desire for me: and it is not improbable that they have tracked me here, and propose to take advantage of the situation. Gladys And why didn't you tell me of this? Wyncot. Of what? That I am at odds with the men? But that you knew, as well as I. Or if you allude to your own liability to annoyance — Gladys. ( Covers her face with her hands. ) Wyncot. Ah. as you possibly remember — I did hint, vaguely, at S9me- thing of the sort. Gladys. But you can not imas^ine that fhey will harm us? Wyncot. [Tossing away cigarette.) Harm us— well, it is to be hoped not. We are i^ England — a civilized country. And upon our own ground. Still — An angry murmur of many voices, without. • So? It is perhaps more serious than I thought. Miss Wyncot I owe you an apology. I have loitered here, chatting with vou, when I should have been providing for your safety. I have humored your willfulness in deter- mining to remain, when I should have commanded, and enforced obedience. But it is too late to recall the error, let me endeavor to repair it. (Crosses toward summer-house.) Your presence is, in any event undesirable, and I must request that before you are discovered —if indeed you are not already disci,vered— you will take advantage of this place of concealment. (Opens door of summei -house.) Gladys. You are not deceiving me? Wyncot. ( With shrug of shoulders, j Instantly, I beg. Murmur without, louder. Gladys, i Crosses to summer-house. — Pauses.) Mr. Wyncot — Wyncot. Miss Wyncot — Gladys. If I have indeed been the cause of exposing you to danger, I am sorry. Wyncot. That atones for all. ^ Gladys. ( With sudden half.haughtiness. ) But I should be still more so, did 1 not know that by simply yielding to tne advice of your friends, and granting the demands which have been made upon you — Wyncot. Ah! Gladys. You may yet escape from all your difficulties, and insure, at the same time, my safety and vour own. Wyncot. Thank you. Gladys. And I cannot doubt that you will do so. {Exit into summer- house.) 47 Wynoot. [Closing the door.) Au revoir! "Prepare to receive infantry " , Enter, down path, Cragiii, and a crowd of followers, in workmen' it dress. The Crowd. Doon wi' him! Doon wi' him. There he bea. Ckagin. [RestraininQ them.) Hold a bit mates — let me talk. [To Wyn- cot.) Well, my dnndy pal ! Wyncot. Gentlemen, we meet. Chagin. We do. And per'aps, sir, in your opinion this is another occasion for takin' oif hats. Wyncot. It may come to that. CiMGiN. It may. But listen, now *o a few wery plain remarks. We've considered, sir, your oflFers of agreement — Wynoot. Ye». Ckaoin. And they don't strike us favorable. Eh, mates? Thb Ckowd. No! Ckagin. And the question for discussion is this : Which of us now is likely to reconsider? Wyncot. Precisely. That is the question. Cragin. {holding his ut so lately, who speaks in a fashion to which you are strangers, and who is evidently new to his trade, ma^r be placed above you as Over- man. Cragin. " New " is it, eh? Wyncot. But answer me. This is your demand? Cragin. [To tht others.) Well, answer him. The Crowd. (SuUen/g.) Aye! Aye! Cragin. As you hear 'em! Wynoot. Very good! I must now ask you to read with me this hand- bill. { Taking hund-bill from his pocket.) 48 Cragin. Wof. sir? Wyncot. It is somewhat aged, as you perceive, but I believe we may find it interesting. Craqin. Gammon! Wyncot. My men, shall I be heard? FiR>T Laborer. Aye, gi' him his say. Wyncot. Thank you again, my good fellow. Pay attention. (Reads.) "Escaped, from Pentonvillc" — (^'ragin. Wliy, wots all this? Wyncot Have paiience. (fteads.) "Escaped from Peutonville, en the night oC March 11th, a convict" — Ckagin. Bah! Wyncot. "A convict, awaiting transportation for life. Known by many aliases, and doscri'ied as follows — to-wit : Height medium" — CkA(iin. [Gbirinn at Wj/iicot, makes a forward movement.) Wyncot. Standfast! [Reads.) '-Height, medium." [Surveymg Cragin, from, head to font.) Cragin. Well, sir, wot of it? "Heiglit medium! " Wyncot. {h'eaot te. Richard For thougti Isliould speak till dooms-day, you would probab- ly be speakin"- the dny after. Emilia. You are right. Richard. I appeal t'lerefore to the arbitratim of time. Emilia. Sir. make it eternity, if you like. Richard {Uowmg.) .Just as you please, Miss Jekyll. Emilia. So be it then! Richard. So may it be! They turn in opp'isite directions, and go up stage — Richard to door, L., Emilia to door R. Emilia. {Turning taicard him.) Go to your Mr. Wyncot. Richard. (Turning.) I will. Go you to your .)/<«« Wyncot. Emilia I will. Mr. Jocelyn, a long good-evening! Richard. Miss Jekyll, ta-ta! Thry exeunt simultaneous^/. Richard i,., Emilia n. An instant after, Richard rhrustsin hi.i head. At the same instant Emilia's head appears. Both are hastili/ withdrawn Emilia's door slams; then, Richard's. Enter door, o., Jeki/ll, caiUioush/. lie c-iriies a huge ledqcr. Looking about him, he lays his finger on his nose, and speaks back through doer. Jekyll. Ha! The coast is clear. You may come in, Mr. Job. Enter Job, nervously. He also carries ledger. Job. Dear! dear! — sir — Jkkyll. Well, sir! And now, sir. It is hunderstood? Job. Why I trust, sir — Jekyll. Let me recapitulate. Firstly, the proper thing as I take it, is to hoff-r our congniuUxtions — "ui the 'appy termination of the strike. Job. Quite so, sir. Jekyj,l. Tijis will soften, as it wnre, the liasperity of the situation. See? Job. Ah! and then, sii? Jekyll. And then, Mr. Job, with a proper amount of haudacity, you must place your dependence hupon my natural sagacity. Job. Ah! Jekyll. Very good, sir. Enter, Wyncot followed by Richard, door, l. WyncoT- Gentlemen, good-evening. You are prompt. Jekyll. (Lofiily.) llii is our custom, sir. Wyncot. And you are prepare i, evidently, ir, report. Jekyi.l. We 'ave made some little preparation, sir. Wyncot. Thanks! Jekyll. Sir — on be'alf of myself, and colleague— Wyncot. Pardon me. {Strikes bell.) Before we begin — Jekyll. (A.-ne, Mr. .Job. (To Wj/ncot. Coacerning the books — as you say. Hexcuse me. sir — my very dear sir, hexcuse me, if I own to a feeling somewhat akin to delicacy in broacliing the subject, now to be considered. The l)ooks, sir — the books, as you be' old them (Fointin'f to the ledgers, lohich he and Job have deposited on table, i,. c. front.) though nnminallv under my charge, 'ave been, sir, for months, in a lojation easy of haccess to a young man lately in my hcmploy. [Looking nard at Ricltard ) The full significance of this fact, I do not presume to state But they exhibit, sir, 'is 'and-writing, and they also exhibit — duty compels me to add — some slight hirregu- larities. Wyncot. Ah? Jekyll. Now I would not be understood as 'inting that these are the re- sults ot design Far from it- Rather would I regard them as mere hevi- dences of ne xvill — casts it again on table. ) Job. {To Jekyll.) And what is the proper thing, now sir.? Jekyll. The proper thing now, Mr. Job.? The proper thing now is to reassert our himportance. {To Richard.) Come along, young man. Come along. 57 Richard, But where shall we go? Gladys. Oh, anywhere! Emilia. So that you leave us alone. Richard. We might perhaps use the back-parlor.' Emilia. Or the kitchen — or the cellar — or the garrett. Jekyll. Ha! very well said Hemilia. Gladys. Yes, go, Mr. Jocelyn, go. Jekyll. Mr. job, sir, haccept my arm, sir. Hinspect.' Well, possi- bly ! — per'aps ! Exit door c. Richard^ follozved by Jekyll and "Job. Emilia. Gladys^-let me look at you. Gladys. Emilia — Emilia. It is like a scene from a play. Why you are positively cry- ing! Gladys. Crying.? Emilia. Yes you are. Gladys, — what ails you .? Gladys. {Pacing the floor.) Emilia — I believe that I am crazy. Emilia. Or are certainly going to be. Why I supposed that you would be wild with delight. Gladys. Delight! At what.' Emilia. At what.' Gladys. At being openly insulted.' At bsing treated as though I were a mere — Emilia. Well.' A mere heiress ? Gladys. Emilia, will you hold your tongue.' Emilia. Gladys — Gladys. Why it is as plain as day. He gives it to me. He simply wishes to get away. Emilia. Can you suspect^ Gladys. Suspect.' — Such a story! After your Papa had examined all the papers. Emilia. That is true. But Richard — Gladys. Well, couldn't Richard have been purchased.' Emilia. Gladys— Gladys. Now we will not discuss that question. But nothing can convince me that it is not a shameful invention. And then, to surren- der it all, with such an air — -to congratulate himself, too, — did you hear him.' And to allow no one a chance to reply — Emilia, he is behind that door. I must see him. Emilia. You are crazy. Gladys. And you have only to knock — Emilia. I .' Gladys. To please me. Emilia. Not for the crown jewels ! Gladys — Gladys. Emilia, did you ever know me to determine to do a thing, and not to do it.' Emilia. No. Gladys. Well, then when I tell you that I -will see him. Emilia. For goodness' sake, let me ring for Buttons. 58 Gladys. Buttons! That prying young imp! Emilia. James, then — Gladys, James! I dont wish to see James. Emilia. Well, you needn't expect me to go near that door. Gladys. Emilia — Emilia. And that I tell you plainly. For I would as soon walk into a lions' den. Gladys Then I will do it, myself. Emilia. You won't. Gladys. I will. Emilia. Now, Gladys — Gladys. Emilia, you may go, or stay, but knock at that door, I certainly will — Emilia. Oh! Gladys! Gladys. {Crossing to door l.) And that this minute. Emilia. Oh ! {Runs out door c.) Gladys. {Pausing suddenly^ But what will he think .'— And what can I say .'' If he were not so hatefully polite ! — And so abominably self-suiiicient! Oh! — Why did he come here.^ I was happy enough till I saw him. I hate him — and I'll tell him so. [Starts again toward door L. Pauses.) • But that is probably just what he wishes to hear. (Looks behink her — calls faintly.) Emilia ! She'll laugh at me now, if I dont. — I wish the room were two stories from the ground. I'd jump from the window. ( Walks rafidly tozvard -windotv r.) Cragin steps from between curtains of ivindow — in his hand a pistol, -which he points at Gladys. Cragin. I'll save you the trouble. Miss — if you open your mouth, or so much as wink an eye-lid. Sit down. Gladys. (Sinks into chair.) Cragin. That's it. Now be sensible. Gladys. (Faintly.) What do you want, sir.'' Cragin. Not you. I think I understood you that Mr. Wyncot is near by. Gladys. And what can you want with Mr. Wyncot.' Cragin. You're curious. But I dont mind telling you. I want to settle a score. Gladys. Oh, sir ! Cragin. (Shaking the pistol., ominously.) And here's the coin ready. Gladys. And do you think that I will permit — (Half -rising.) Cragin. And how do you hope to hinder me.'' By screamin.' — But he'll be the first to come. And if once he crosses that door-way — Gladys. (Sinking back.) Oh — ! Cragin. No — you've thought better of it. That's right. Only just you sit still. (Makes a movement to cross to door l.) Gladys. (Arresting him.) But why can you wish to harm him.'' Cragin. Oh ! Come now, Miss. Gladys. At least he permitted you to escape. Cragin. Sure enough ! He didn't trouble himself to haul me afore the beak. He left that to others. But just the same I'm marked, and I'jti followed- (Moves L.) Gladys. Money — Cragin. Gladys. Cragin. 59 Oh, not yet, sir — not yet! Will nothing tempt you: Money! Bah! My jewelry — you shall have it all. In few words, Miss, you talk against the wind. Wot's money, or wot's jewels to him that cant even get away with his precious bones.'' Gladys. But if you could get away? Cragin. Ah — if I could — Gladys. Oh, sir, I beg of you — I implore you to listen. A vessel sails to-night, from the Pool, for Havre. If you were once on board, who would think of searching for you there. And then perhaps, in some foreign land, you might yet lead a better and a happier life. Oh, if you will only hear me ! Cragin. Hold a bit. Miss. If I were aboard. But how am I to get aboard i Gladys. Cragin. Gladys. Cragin. But if I can find you a way ? Tell me the way, and I'll tell you what I think of it. You shall have an order. An order.' Gladys. Directing the Captain, to place you ashore at Havre, without I)rice, and without questions. Cragin. And who's to write the order.' Notlhe.' Gladys. {Firmly.) Yes — he. Cragin. You're a-gammonin' me. Gladys. I promise it; and if I fail, you shall kill me, instead Cragin. Look'ee, Miss. You love him. Gladys. {Drops her face.) Cragin. That's wot it means. But tastes xvill difter. Your bribe is worth considerin'. Gladys. Cragin. Gladys. Cragin. (Gladys. Cragin. And you accept it. I'm minded to let you try.' \Ferventlyf\ God will bless you. But providin' only — the order must be written here. Sir.' Here. You understand.' I haven't much faith. But at worst I'll have him in reach. Sit you down. \Crosscs\.^ Gladys. But you are not going — Cragin. I'm goin' to do your knockin' Miss; and do you be quiet. .Sit down. \Gladys sits. Cragiii knocks at door L.] VVyncot. \Witliin door -1^?^^ Come! Cragin. [In whisper to Gladys.} Steady! [He knocks again. \ Wyncot. [Within.} Who is there.' Cragin. [Retreating backward to windovj.} Steady, Miss. Quit-t and steady. And keep you out of range. [Steps behind curtains.} Wyncot. [Opening door L., steps out.} Miss Wyncot! Gladys. [Rises with gasp, sinks back again into chair?} Wyncot. It was you, then.' I am indeed glad to know it. You wish, perhaps, to speak with me.' Gladys. {Withe fort.) Y-yes. 60 Wyncot. [Siepping toward Iter.'] But you are agitated. Gladys, [/^isirto- quickly.) It is nothing. Wyncot. Pardon me, I— well you should know, of course. But if you will kindly explain. Gladys. [Aside.] Oh, how shall I ever tell hini.= 1 wished— 1 wished, sir, to speak with you. — Wyncot. Yes. Well.=' Gladys. Of the convict. Wyncot. [Surprised.] The convict! Gladys. Oh, sir, do you not think it possible that he has already been sufficiently punished.? Wyncot. My dear, Miss Wyncot! Gladys. You must not be astonished. I have a good reason for all that I say. Oh trust me, sir, and answer. Or rather, do not answer — but do as I bid you. And ask me nothing. Be merciful. Wyncot. But pardon me. I am compelled to be astonished. That you should select such a subject for conversation! GrLADYS. [/juploriiiglv .] Mr. Wyncot. — Wyncot. And with me ! What can my opinion signify i Gladys. Sir, you do not know. Wyncot. I confess that I do not. Certainly the fellow is not sufler- ing through any persecution of mine. And why such interest upon your part.? Gladys. [Despairingly — glancing tozvard -u/indow.'] Oh ! Wyncot. True! I had forgotten. He has threatened my life. That may, indeed, have given him some claim.- — Gladys. {Breaks dotvn, sobbing, and buries her face in her hands.) Wyncot. Forgive me. That was the speech of a coward. I most humbly beg your pardon. And as an atonement, I will do whatever you ask. Gladys. {Quickly ^ You promise .' Wyncot. Either with or without an explanation. Gl.\dy's. Sit down, then, and write. Oh, make haste. You have promised. Wyncot. {Sits at table L. C.) I am ready. Dictate. Gladys. To, the Captain of the "Penelope." — Write. Wyncot. {Hesitates, casts down pen, rises.) Gladys. {Anxiously.) Well.? Wyncot. A better pen — from the desk. {Indicating small desh R, near wndoTV.) Gladys. (Interposing.) I'll fetch it. {Goes quickly to desk, gets pen, and returjis.) Wyncot. Mystery, thy name is woman. {Takes pen — sits) Thanks.? Continue. ( Writes.) To the Captain .? Gladys. Of the "Penelope." Wyncot. ( Writes.) Of the "Penelope." Gladys. You will receive the bearer. Wyncot. ( Writes.) You will receive the bearer. Gladys. As a fi-ee passenger to the port of Havre. Wyncot. ( Writes.) To the port of Havre. 61 Gladys.) And you will ask him no questions. Wyncot. {Fi7itsfting .) It is written. Gladys. But sign it. Wyncot. Excuse me. You forget. My signature is no longer of value; for it is you who are now — Gladys. Oh, sign it. For to-night, at least, to the outside world you are the master. Wyncot. {St'gntng.) It is signed. [Rises.) And now I may go. ^ Gladys. {Taking the order.) Y — yes. Wyncot. {Bitterly.) Thank you. I did hope, when I first learned that it was you wlio had rapped at my door. But, to be sure, I had no right to hope. Come, then. Since all our accounts are closed, we may shake hands.? {Offers hand., which Gladys mechanically aceepts.) That was a very feeble grasp. You can do no better. Gladys. (/» agonized ivhisfer.) Go! Wyncot. Good-by. {Turns, goes tovard door,'L. pauses, turns back.) But stay! Gladys. Oh, go! Wyncot. Not so fast. That paper reads "Receive the bearer." But how do you propose to get it into Cragin's hands.' Gladys. You must not ask. hiWYNCOT. I must — and I must have an answer. I'ou are aware of his whereabouts.'' Gladys. (/« terror.) Did you not promise.' Wyncot. But to leave such a suspicion undecided, no pledge could bind me. Touave in communication with him? You.' Gladys. Oh, go! go! go! Wyncot. {Advancing toivard r.) He is near, then.? He is within this house.' Gladys. {Retreating backward before him.) Oh, do not come near me. Wyncot. He is Avithin this room. {Still adancing.) Gladys. {Wringing her hands.) For your life's sake! Wyncot. Yes.' He is behind those curtains! {Springs toward window. ) Gladys. ( With shriek, throws herself before Wyncot, and clasps him about the neck.) Cragin. {Steps from bettveen the curtains. He throws up his hands, whiclt are empty.') Wyncot. As I supposed. Cragin. {Smiling, folds fiis arms.) Don't be alarmed, sir. Don't be alarmed, Miss. I am here. Wyncot. {Attempting to put Gladys to 07ie side.) Gladys. Gladys. {Resisting.) No, no! Cragin. And I came to kill you. Gladys. {Putting her hand on Wyncofs motith.) Don't speak. Cragin. I thought that nothing could buy your life from me. But like many another I've listened to the wheedling of a woman's tongue. And so, "if you please, I'll take my ticket-of-leave. {Stretching out his hand for tha order which Gladys holds.) 62 Wyncot. {Attempting to get possession of order.') Gladys — Gladys. He shall haVe it" Wyncgt. But, patience. {To Or agin.) You will take it, will you.'' Cragin. {Dra-iving back., in alarm.) Wot.? Wyncot. {With sudden movement., seizes the order and springs in front cf Gladys, -who screams and stands transfixed -with terror.) Come, get it. Cragin. {In half crouching attitude thrusts hts hand into the pocket of his coat., and half draws forth the pistol) Wyncot. And now will you tell me why you so confidently expect it.? Cragin. Wy.? Wyncot. You know that it was written under threat, as concerns this lady, and ifnder imposition, as concerns myself. It is therefore binding upon no one. Cragin. Have a care, sir. Wyncot. You came to kill me.? Cragin. I did. Wyncot. You have, then, a knife or a pistol.? Why do you not rely upon that.? Gladys. (Itnploringly.) For my sake! Cragin. Wy, sir.? Wyncot. Why .? Cragin. {Folding his arms again.) Because I have a surer weapon. Wyncot. You are bold. Cragin. And so, sir, are you. But bold though you are and proud though you are, and strong though you are, there's one here whose wishes are yet stronger than your will. And she, sir, says to you : Let the convict go. {Hmnbly dropping his head.) Wyncot. Gladys.? Gladys. Yes. Wyncot. {Extending the order to Cragin.) It is yours. Cragin. {Receiving it.) Thank'ee, sir. Wyncot. No thanks. You owe me nothing. And your time is precious. Have 30U money .? Cragin. Money, sir.? Wyncot. {Tossing him purse.) You will need it. Goodnight. Cragin. {Amazed, picks up purse.) Wot! You give me this.? Wyncot. My friend, we are liable at any moment to interruption. Cragin. But you'll allow me, sir. It isn't much you can expect from one of my sort, in the way of gratefulness — and least of all a ser- mon. But wot I have to offer if j'ou'll hear it, and give me credit. — Wyncot. Be brief. Cragin. Twenty years ago, this night, my sweet-lieart and T — we stood together on the bridge of Stamford. Our pride had come between us. We loved each other; but neither would be first to speak. And so for the lack of a word, we parted — I, to the hulks — she, to the Stamford church-yard. You draws your own moral. Good-night. [Exit through window. '\ Gladys sinks into chair L., front, and covers and averts her face. 63 Wyncot. [AVflr tvindoxv.] And what mora), Glad}'?, shall we draw? \Moves toTvard her.'] I beg jour forgiveness. I have no right to ad- dress you thus. But you have saved my life — and I cannot even thank you — for you have shown me at the same moment, the worthlessness of what you have preserved. Why is it, that in this world of disappoint- ments, we may not be permitted to remain in- ignorance of the value of the treasures which are lost to us.? — I know that I trespass upon your kindness. What you have done for me, you would have done perhaps for another. And even were it otherwise, I thank you for reminding me — if only by your silence — of the barrier that now' exists between us. That barrier I shall not think to cross. {With bt'ftertiess.] Let me say farewell, then, since the only other word that it is in my heart to utter, I may not speak. Gladys. l^Rt'st'n^:'] And why, if it be honorable, may vou not speak it .? Wyncot. Gladys — Gladys. Is it because of this.' — [7'aktii^- uf %vill, from table.'] This wretched screed, which gives me what I do not desire.?— Which brings me only responsibility and care .' Is it this that forbids you .? Wyncot. Can I believe.? — Gladys. [Casting the will on the fire., in the grate) Speak it, now. Wyncot. \Sfringing jorixiard as though to -prevent destruction of the %vill^ Gladys — Gladys. [Holding him at distance., till the -will shrivels in the fiame.l Speak it. Wyncot. — [Folding her in his arms.] My own ! Buttons thrusts in his head., door c. Wyncot. \To Buttons — releasing Gladys.] What! You young Jack- in-the-box! ' Buttons. Mr. Jekyll — Wyncot. Ah! Buttons. To speak with Miss Gladys. Wyncot. Get out. Exit., Buttons. Wyncot. \To Gladys:] Well— will you tell them .? Or shall I.? Gladys. If you think they should know — Wyncot. I'll tell them. [Goes uf stage., r. and stands partially hidden from door c, by screen^] Enter., door c, Jekyll., Job., and Richard., followed shortly by Emilia. The latter pauses for a moment in doorway. Jekyll. Well, Mr. Job, sir — well sir! Well, Miss Wyncot! Gladys. Mr. Jekyll. Jekyll. We 'ave examined the summary, and we find it in the main, correct. Gladys. Oh — thanks ! Jekyll. But there's one little point, which we wish to bring to your notice. The works 'ave been stopped for the matter of 'alf a day ; and 64 it's our opinion that the party who caused the stoppage, should Hkewise be the party to foot the bill of loss. (jrLADYs. Meaning Mr. Wjncot.' Jekyll. Hexactly ! Gladys. But to whom shall he pay it.? Jekyll. Hexcuse me — Gladys. Certainly not to me. Since I have just destroyed my only evidence of title — Wyncot. \Stepping for-vard into Z't'e-w.] Thereby accepting me as guardian for life. Emilia, [l. near Gladys.] Gladvs — can it he? Job. Mr. Jekyll ! Jekyll. Mr. Job, sir! Hextinguished ! Job. Hextinct! JocELYN. (Warmly — shalHng Wyncofs hand.) Mr. Wyncot, I wish you joy. Wyncot. Mr. Jocelyn, I return the wish, with interest. And now, Mr. Jekyll, I can see but one mode of escape, from this entanglement. In regard to that note of hand — if Mr. Jocelyn will guarantee its pay- ment — Jekyll. Jocelyn, sir! Wyncot. Precisely. And I suggest that, as further security, you take him into the family. He has long, I am assured, loved your charming daughter, who reciprocates his affection — Richard. Emilia! Emilia. Richard. [ They approach each other ^ Wyncot. And I take pleasure in recommending him as a most desir- able son-in-law. Jekyll. Jocelyn ! Jocelyn ! Richard and Emilia ktieel before jekyll. Emilia. Papa ! Jekyll. Well, sir! Well, sir! Well, sir! Wyncot. [Aside^ T-wo hundred pounds — did you say, Mr. Jekyll } Jekyll. \To Richard and Emilia?[ Bless you, my children ! Wyncot. Be happy ! And so we may regard it as arranged. The books having been happily balanced, the diffei-ences adjusted, and — Ah — E7tter, door c, Mrs. Pringle and Bidtons. But permit me, Mrs. Pringle ! Mrs. p. Which I 'opes, sir, that my 'ead is not turned. Wyncot. My dear Mrs. Pringle, permit me. Mrs. p. Though I 'ave my fears, I confess — being knocked of a 'eap, by such carryings and goings-on. But to speak of my son, sir — Wyncot. Mrs. Pringle — Mrs. P. A growin' boy — and my only 'ope and stay — which to have him torn from my arms — and leastwise to Hindia — Wyncot. Will you hear me ? Mrs. P. Which of all the lands, as I must say — Where they stand, sir, as I am told, with their 'eads down— Lot 69 • 65 Wyhcot. [Beckoning to yekvUll Mr. Jekyll — Mrs. p. Bein' quite reversed — Jekyll. [Facing tier. ^ Hallow me! Woman, fix your heye upon me. No one is alluding to Hindia .' No one would deprive you of Young 'Opeful. No one is going away. Mrs. p. No .? Jekyll. No, ma'am ! Hon the contrary — the demand is not for 'andkerchiefs, but horange blossoms. Mrs. p. Lor' sir! J,EKYLL. [To tkeothers.'\ Do I correctly hexpress myself.^ Richard, [l.] Emilia. [Puts //is arm about tier.] Wyncot. [l. c] Gladys! [Lifts her hand to his Ups^^ Jekyll. [r. c] Mr. Job! [Embracing him.'\ Mrs. P. [r.] Buttons! , Buttons. Mama! [They embrace.^ PICTURE — curtain . \ LIBRARY OF CONGRESS 018 604 281 5