„ • • Digitized by the Internet Archive in 2019 with funding from Getty Research Institute https://archive.org/details/annalsofhorsemanOObunb_O • ' V ■ ■ ' 1 k N N A L S O F II 0 R S E M A 'N S II I P: CONTAINING ACCOUNTS OF ACCIDENTAL ENTERIMENTS, AND EXPERIM ENT \ L ACCI DEN TS, IKCKSSFUL AND UNSUCCESSFUL: COMMUNICATED BY VARIOUS CORRESPONDENTS T 0 GEOFFREY GAMBADO, ESO. * w- 1 UTHOR OF THE ACADEMT FOR GROAN HORSEMEN* I L c ■ vtA'AL '• MLRKOF, AND ANSWERS u:r LvE' t (*. >>\ Tr: accomplish: d genius. AXD NOW FIRST PUBLISHED, BY THE EDITOR OF THE ACADEMY FOR GROWN HORSEMEN. ILLUSTRATED WITH CUTS BY THE MOST EMINENT ARTISTS. LONDON: *. :> FOR W. DICKINSON, NO. 24 , OLD BOND OR: E . 5. 212, HICK HOLBORN; AND J. ARCHER, AND . 'VII • DAME STREET, DUBLIN. MDCCXCl. ANNALS O F HO RS E MA NS HIP: CONTAINING ACCOUNTS OF ACCIDENTAL EXPERIMENTS, AND EXPERIMENTAL ACCIDENTS, BOTH SUCCESSFUL AND UNSUCCESSFUL: COMMUNICATED BY VARIOUS CORRESPONDENTS T O GEOFFREY GAMBADO, ESQ. AUTHOR OF THE ACADEMY FOR GROIV N HORSEMEN* TOGETHER WITH MOST INSTRUCTIVE REMARKS THEREON, AND ANSWERS THERETO, BY THAT ACCOMPLISHED GENIUS. AND NOW FIRST PUBLISHED, BY THE EDITOR OF THE ACADEMY FOR GROWN PIORSEMEN. ILLUSTRATED WITH CUTS BY THE MOST EMINENT ARTISTS. LONDON: PRINTED FOR W. DICKINSON, NO. 24 , OLD BOND STREET ; S. HOOPER, NO. 212, HIGH HOLBORN; AND J. ARCHER, AND R. WHITE, DAME STREET, DUBLIN. MDCCXCI. The EDITOR to the READER. T HE Public is in high luck to obtain any thing more that comes from the pen of Geof¬ frey Gambado. A former publication has nearly immortalized him, and I truft the prefent will do it completely. It is true this work is chiefly compofed of Letters addreft to him, but his remarks and replies are added to them; and had it not been for Geoffrey, fuch letters had never made their appearance ; perhaps never been written, What had been fuch a lofs to the community! I will venture to affirm that few, very few, have heard of fuch extraordinary cafes, fuch novel ideas, and fuch obvious and falutary advice as are contained in the following pages. Were I to mention IV THE EDITOR TO mention the odd place in which I found the MSS. copy of this work, it might create laughter— I V. “ A paffion hateful to my purpofes For having the fafety of man’s neck in my eye at this prefent writing, I think it no laughing matter $ and (hall therefore deem it fufficient to fay, I have found it, and have now the fatis- fadtion of laying it before the world. A paltry publication has lately made its ap¬ pearance, on the fame conftrudfion as this. It is a periodical thing, entitled The Annals of Agriculture, and will, I dare fay, be of much ufe in the chandlers fhops, This too, like Geoffrey’s edifying colledfion of letters, treats on propagation, cultivation, prefervation, the good of the nation, &c. &c. But when we once confider for a moment the different objects the authors claim our attention in behalf of—-Should even a potatoe enter the lifts with a poney, my blood rifes-—my choler is excited. Talk V r- THE READER, V Talk of propagation! Would the blockheads have us hefitate between a horfe chefnut, and a chefnut horfe! Common fenfe forbids it (parti-' cularly as it is to be the fafhionable colour in har- nefe this time five years) $ and as for prefervation—- Which lhould humanity firft extend her arm to fave ? A cabbage or a cockney—-A captain or a cauliflower? For thefe reafons I lament feeing,* monthly, the names of feveral relpe&able friends of mine, affixed to a work of fuch fubordinate con- fideration. Had they fpent as much time in riding upon turnips, as they have in writing upon them, they might ere now have belonged to the firft hunts in the country, and moft fafhionable clubs in town. But I fear the filk purfe and the fows ear are but too applicable to moft of them* In the ladies, however, Geoffrey will undoubt¬ edly find warm advocates. Thofe lovely creatures, who delight fo much in the propagation of their own beautiful fpecies, will ever fupport the Ani¬ mal Syftem in preference to the Vegetable $ nor B - wafte J 1 vi THE EDITOR TO wafte their precious time and confideration on a carrot, which may be fc much better employed in furnifhing a cradle. And whilft the frantic farmers that furnifh their fluff for the Annals of Agriculture, fhall be puzzling their brains to preferve a ragged flock of fheep from the rot, the fair fex fhall be more nobly employed in the prefervation of beauty, and what is more puzzling, though we daily fee it attempted—the prefervation of even The Human Face Divine, itfelf. Emboldened by thefe confiderations, that the Annals of Horfemanfhip will fpeedily drive the Annals of Agriculture out of the houfe of every man and woman of tafle and feeling, I do not hefitate to forefee. From his anfwers to fome of the following letters it appears, that Mr. Gambado was fomewhat irritable, as in a poftfcript, page he rather fnubs his correfpondent for afking his advice. It fhould likewife feem that he was at this time rather fliort of cafh, for he appears to have THE READER. • • Vll have given advice for a fee $ and once, if I recoi¬ led, treats of bad fhillings. This, indeed, might a little four his natural difpofition, which I have reafon to believe, from his phyliognomy, was placid and amiable. I am told he feldom rode himfelf , and the only time he went fix miles on horfeback, he wore a pair of Diaculum drawers. That fuch an author Ihould be no rider may appear marvellous at firft, but, on reflection, we muft acknowledge that we daily find people {peak¬ ing and writing on what they know nothing at all about. Herein Geoffrey exceeds all I ever heard of: for fiach a book of knowledge as his Academy for Grown Horfemen, never yet made an appear¬ ance in the world. The Editor, therefore, of The Academy for Grown Horfemen has now to congratulate the public on the difcovery of another work from the pen of the much-admired Geoffrey Gambado j a work that contains fome of the mo ft ufeful and extraordinary experiments, perhaps, ever made in Horfemanfhip: THE EDITOR TO viii Horfemanfhip: feveral curious cuftoms and opi¬ nions of ingenious gentlemen, little known to the world, and fome colle&ed from very choice, but remote publications; together with (what will be no doubt efteemed invaluable), Geoffrey’s mofl ingenious fuggeftions, and prefcriptions towards the removal of every difficulty and danger inciden¬ tal to that moil noble art: his anfwers to fome queries put to him, and his criticifms on others that were un-anfwerable. By the putting forth of this work the public muft be let into much ufeful knowledge. The many practical attempts and atchievements herein record¬ ed prove, beyond a doubt, that fuch things have been; and having been, that in all probability fuch things are. And even thofe experiments that have not been attended, hitherto, with perfeft fuccefs, may yet, like balloons, turn out to the moft valu¬ able account, when taken into hand by more fkilful philofophers. The Editor here begs Leave to remark, that the Diaculum Drawers above- mentioned I THE READER. ix mentioned, are the only fabrics of the kind he ever heard of, and verily believes they are hither¬ to non-defcript. He has fome reafon to think they are yet extant (and fhould they be, they are worthy the fearch of the Dilettanti) 5 for a fort of flannel breeches, apparently prepared in the fame manner, but much damaged by time, were laft week offered to the Leverian Mu feu m, but are faid, for delicate reafons, to have been rejedled by the proprietor as unfit for exhibition. What falfe delicacy! when the man pefters us every day with a non-defcript in the papers ; feme old flunking fiih, that never could be of fervice to man, woman, or bead! whereas the drawers, like the North-weft paffage, if they could be once difcovered, might prove hereafter of the greateft fundamental confequence to mankind at large^ the Venetians only excepted, THE EDITOR. C ' \ The Pomp of 'Kings the Shepherds humbieh pride. L-OND ON,Fubii£li’d March.25; 174 * 1 , oy "W.DICK1N S ON NV :<4 Old. Bond Street . ( xiii ) GEOFFRET GAMBADO TO THE READER. I FLATTER myfelf the following compilation will not prove unwelcome to the Public ; it blends information with amufement, and confirms how* general is the thirfl for knowledge in the pre¬ lent times, which is not to be idly checked by the lofs of a limb or a life. The adventurers of tin age are divided into two clafles— per mare , per terras —of which latter delcription are my corre- fpondents. Thefe of the former, fancy they dii- cover much, by being at fea for months together without fight of land—by the wanting wine and wa¬ ter,and getting neither—but at length efpying fome- thing like an ifland unknown ; it is perhaps more D like ( Xlii ) 2 * GEOFFRET GAMBADO TO THE READER. I FLATTER myfelf the following compilation will not prove unwelcome to the Public ; it blends information with amufement, and confirms how general is the thirft for knowledge in the pre- fent times, which is not to be idly checked by the lofs of a limb or a life. The adventurers of this age are divided into two clafles —per mare , per terras —of which latter defcription are my corre- fpondents. Thefe of the former, fancy they diF cover much, by being at fea for months together without fight of land—by the wanting wine and wa¬ ter, and getting neither—butat length efpying fome- thing like an ifland unknown ; it is perhaps more D like XlV GEOFFREY GAMBADO TO like an owzle than any one laid down in the charts. They do actually difcover, however, that the na¬ tives will not let them go alhore, and that they muft return as wife as they came. They difcover that they have little left to eat, and lefs to drink ; that they muft live by fucking each others fhirts for half a year, arrive miraculoufly at home, and write a book about it. My Correfpondents are of a different ftamp ; they difcover that there is much left unfound out at home, and feem to be meritorioufly employed in confequence. Going abroad, with them, I take to be only going out of the houfe and feeing the world, a laudable ride of a dozen miles. This opinion of feeing the world tempts me to digrefe a little. My apothecary, a man of knowledge and judgment, but who, no more than myfelf, had ever been above fix miles from home, being obliged to vifit a patient at the diftance of twenty, adhially returned in amazement, and allured me, he could not have thought the world was fo big. Thefe THE READER* xv Thefe were his very words—and was not it mighty natural ? To fhew how much of the natural he had in him, I cannot refrain from adding, that, having paft a turnpike or two, for the firft time, in this excurfion, he was in raptures at the piety of the people thereabouts 5 for he told me, that they had the Belief and the Ten Commandments painted upon blue boards at every gate—though he paft through and could not read them, having left his fpecftacles at home* Pardon, gentle Reader, this digrefllon, which has informed you of an anecdote rather extraordi¬ nary. If you do not believe it, and lliould find out the fubje£f, who was himfelf the narrator $ don’t venture to tell him fo—He is a paflionate man, rather inclined to let blood, and may per¬ haps, if you commit yourfelf to him, put you to death. To return to bufinefs—The letters I have re¬ ceived have required a clever arrangement; and I thought \ XVI GEOFFREY GAMBADO TO thought it better to add my anfwers, or remarks, immediately to each, than to huddle the letters 4 1 into one part, and the anfwers into a fecond. Cuts were alio thought neceflary towards the clearing up of fome of the moft blind defcriptions of awkward fituations and queer accidents which, I confefs, are, here and there, but lamely made out by the writers. I wi(h my delineator may have fucceeded in thofe I fet him to. Several I have received, inclofed in letters from the fufferers, or experimental philofophers themfelves, many of which are frightfully defcriptive. I requeft my Readers will be more attentive to what is contained in the following pages, than they were to my Hiftory of Cruppers, this being of a much more ferious tendency—and a publication that for its falutary or wholfome advice ought to be printed for brafs Some of the letters, indeed, border * Left the Printer fliould forget his erratum , I muft fuggeft, that Mr. G. could never mean for but in brafs. Mr. G. mentions his Hiftory of Cruppers—a work new to my ears— but I fhall be diligent in my fearcn after it. on THE READER* xvii on frivolity, and fome even on folly; but as they may divert, though they will not inftru£t, I fhall not omit them, for bread, though taftelefs, makes a favory difb go down the better. And that this book may go down, I mean with the Town, now, and to Pofterity by and by, when it has ferved its time and my turn here (for I expert fome fame from it), is the very earned: wifh of, courteous Reader, your very faithful humble Servant, G. Gambado 8 LETTER the FIRST. Mr. Gambado ! I Return you my mod hearty thanks for the very falutary advice you fent me laft month, from which I have derived much improvement, and fhould have acknowledged fooner, had I made fufficient trial of the fine machine you re¬ commended in luch warm terms. My Hobby, as I told you before, is an admirable animal, and finely- calculated for a penfive man, like myfelf, to take the air upon. It was a pity he was fo prone to tum¬ ble, and that too, in ftony roads the mod 5 for he was otherwife bordering on perfection. So I fent for a carpenter, on the receipt of your recipe, and had a large Puzzle of Oak made for him, after the ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. the pattern of thole worn by the Squire s Pointer} and I have found it anfwer prodigioufiy. I have had nothing like a bad fall lately, ex¬ cept one day in cantering over a ploughed field, where, upon a blunder, the machine entered the ground with fuch force as to introduce a portion of the Hobby’s head along with it. We came clean over, and for fome time I thought my Hobby’s neck was broke. I did not mind it my- felf, but I fhall take care in future always to gal¬ lop on the hard road, and then fuch another ca- taftrophe cannot enfue. I am. Sir, Your very obfequious humble Servant, Eye, Suffolk. Caleb Cassock, P. S. I forgot to tell you my Parifhioners flare at me a good deal. The Machine has an odd appearance, I own; but not altogether unpi&urefque. I got the Drawing-mafter of Mr. Birch’s fchool to fend you a fketch of me. It is efteemed a likenefs. That of the Hobby is rather flattering. I have IKM TOK ( A S. r.I!Q. In \ t [>IF.,TE I)Ki*F;DFNTE ► a: »Ltf v. DUKINHuK .S'a \NNVLS OF HORSEMANSHIP. ji :'u •• i *.ii • ■■ d.c Squue s Pointers; I I. ■. {< H r jntxllgioufly. i t i a bad fall lately, cx- • ■ ploughed field, > .'-..u , i .yn a blur.de , rb ■- h,rv- entered the ground with fuch force s introduce i porti >t the Hobby’s head alone; with it. We came 4 clean over, and for fome time I thought my Hobby’s neck was broke. 1 did not mind it my- felf, but 1 Trial! take care in future always to gal¬ lop on the hard road, and then fuch another ca~ taftrophe cannot enfue. I am, Sir, Your very obfequious humble Servant, Caleb Cassock. Eye, Suffolk. P, S. I forgot to tell you my Parifliioncrs flare at me a iyxxl deal. The Machine has an odd appearance, I own ; but not altogether unpi&urefque. I got the Drawing-mafler of o Birch’s fchool to fend you a (ketch of me. It is efleemed a likendv That of the Hobby is rather flattering. I have - ■- ivjvW " ','V^ SSlS OCTOR TASSO DECBDEN 7 W.mCKJNSOM ,N ij or t A N N A I. ;> 0 F H O R S F' 5 A N S111P. I have feat you /Fetch of my IV* /ie for Dog and HorR% :d a fct v ; zling a ChmFm. C. C. M Y \ )/ V • R nd I am happy to hr- ' . • - s ■■ l ■ m v • • . . -va !. R uc; [ a ngrmR ■ ■■ ••• ntu . • v -Ro io good a hor reman, and undei/tands a; •> /el], that, by producing his name I fhaf get a patent for which cannot R < ; for who has the horfe h . t he ■■ : ml; down ? Of; V .. ■ Itiun f :.t «f‘,| p «.-p * yp.v/i oatn) every tv Though Dr . F , v. i , . has the modefty to allure ue Rown; yet even he has not the eVoutery to lav . v - tumble down! 1 received the {ketches r ’ the Puzzles for Dogs and H ; hold it fit an etchhv /hould ht made of them. • . don of thofe who n< vv D -- ; •vmv» for puzzling Chr;ft m * .••, dropt out F of ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. 3 I have fent you alfo a /ketch of my Puzzle for Dog and Horfe, and a fcheme for puzzling a Chriftian. C. C, MY REMARKS. I am happy to find the Puzzle has anfwered fo well; and I doubt not, now it has been tried and approved by fuch a right-headed, Reverend Gentleman, one who is alfo fo good a horfeman, and underftands all the matter fo well, that, by producing his name, I fhall be able to get a patent for it, which cannot but prove very lucrative; for who has the horfe that he will fwear will never tumble down ? This I believe would be a queftion that would pofe (upon oath) every man on horfeback in Hyde Park on a Sunday. Though Dr. Shaw himfelf, who is a great traveller indeed, has the modefiy to allure us, that the Barbary horfes never lie down; yet even he has not the effrontery to fay that chey never tumble down! I received the /ketches of the Puzzles for Dogs and Horfes; and hold it fit an etching fhould be made of them, for the information of thofe who never faw fuch machines. The fchemes for puzzling Chriftians, I fuppofe, dropt out F of 4 ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. of the letter, for I never got it. There are, however, fo many fchemes of that fort already about town, that it is no lofs, I dare fay. G. G. My Correfpondent, I believe, did not diflike fitting for his pi&ure—there appears fuch an amiable fmirk in his counte¬ nance, and he fays too it is efteemed a likenefs. Note to Letter the Firji. Although this Puzzle for a Chriftian, as he calls it, was dropt, I can conceive its being of ufe, if put upon one of thofe long flory-tellers who catch Hold of your button, and thruft their nofe and mouth in your face, when perhaps it is highly neceflary to keep them at arms length. In the adjoining Plate, therefore, are delineated not only the Canini and Equef- trian, but alfo the Chriftian Puzzle. LETTER ( 5 ) LETTER the SECOND, S I R, Y OUR fame having reached us here, I fet down with pleafure to write to a man who I am certain will have an equal pleafure in fatisfy- ing the doubts that now occupy my mind. I would proceed and ftate every difficulty I find in the treatment and guidance of a horfe, to which animal I confefs I am rather an alien, although J o I have happily attained (yefterday it was) my thirty-fifth year. I was bred to a bufinefs that debarred me from an amufement for which I feem formed by nature, being, Sir, very ffiort in the fork, and what our wits call duck legged, and all my weight lying atop: and it was not till I emerged, as I may fay, from the counting houle, that I could make a trial of my abilities as a horleman. I really 6 ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. really think I am going on well, that I am in a ftate of daily amendment and progreffive improve¬ ment. The queftions I have to put to you Sir are fo fhort and fimple that I will not divert your attention from them a bit longer, but put them down as they arife—they require nothing but an anfwer. QJJ E R I E S. 1. What part of my horfe muft I lay hold of to help me up, for his mane is cut off? 2. If he will turn to the left when I want to go to the right, how can I help it ? 3. If he flips his girths, and the crupper is of no ufe, what will fupply its place ? 4. Should he tumble down by day-light, whether you think he would in the dark ? 5. What a breail-plate is ? We have heard of it here, but our Sadler does not know how to make one. The Adjutant of the Militia fays it is a fort of armour, to prevent the horfe hurtino- 1 C* himiclf by running againft a waggon or a wall. But I fay it can’t be ; becaufe the horfe’s head fliould be armed, as that would ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. 7 would hit the wall firfl, and prevent his breaft receiving any damage. * Pray folve this by return of poll, as many betts are depending on it at our next Club. 6. How can I keep a horfe cheap ? 7. What is my beft way to fell a bad horfe, if I don’t like him ? Thefe are a few of the trifling queftions I fhall beg leave to trouble you with from time to time: and as it will be extremely eafy, and, I dare fay, agreable to you, to anfwer them, I fhall make no apology but with my affurance that I am. Sir, Your devoted and very humble Servant, Samuel Fillagree. G . Gcwibado , Efq. This fellow, with his affurance, appeared to be fuch a puppy, I could not anfwer him for fome months ; indeed his queries rather pofed me ; but his lees came in faft, and I was fain to folve them as well as I could. The firft I left to his better judgment, only fuggefting that the ear of the horfe and the pommel of the faddle G were 8 ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. » , Were all that offered themfelves in lieu of a mane, if his horfe had none. The fecond I could hot afiift him in. The folly of the third raifed my choler, and involving with it the fifth, I had not patience to enter on either of them ; fo I fear the betts at the Club are not yet decided. The fourth and fixth were extremely eafy to be anfwered| I never met with two queries more fo. But the feventh, Ikil- ful as I am, I confefs I could not reply to, to my Correfpond- ent’s fatisfa&ion : and I fhall be much bound to any of my Readers, who will tell me, how the bufinefs therein ftated is to be brought about; being ever open to convidtion, and not yet too old to learn. G. G. LETTER the THIRD, From a Half-way Houfe between Cambridge and Newmarket. SIR, March 26, 1789. RAVING long been earneftly engaged in the ftudy of mathematical fcience, and being fond of riding, two purfuits ufually thought incom¬ patible, I have been enabled, by means of this fin- gular ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. 9 gular union, to ftrike out fome important difco- veries in both branches. The mathematical im¬ provements in riding will, I hope, deferve a place in the Annals of Horfemanftiip: my equeftrian dis¬ coveries in mathematics you mult permit me to referve for the Ladies Diary. My love for equeftrian agitation is, I believe, more general than that of any other perfon ; for whatever fatisfaeftion may be ufually experienced by riders while they continue on the backs of their horfes, I have never yet met with or been in¬ formed of one, who received any fenfible delight from the circumftance of being violently projected from the faddle. But here, Sir, from my paflionate fondnefs for the mathematics, I enjoy a manifeft advantage. From the concuflions, repercuflions, and every other kind of compound motion which can be generated confiftently with the due fupport of the centre of gravity, I enjoy, I will venture to fay, at leaft as much fatisfadlion as any other rider : and at the time of being thrown off, or,- in more 1 ,o ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. Vt 0 more proper language, proje&ed from the horfe, t experience a peculiar delight in recollecting that, by the univerfal laws of projectiles, I muft, in my flight through the air, defcribe that beautiful conic feCtion, a parabola. After fome accidents of this nature, I have been fortunate enough, notwithftanding the violent re-aCtion of the ground in confequence of the ftrong aCtion of my fkull againft it, to preferve my fenfe fufficiently to be able to afcertain the curve fo generated by my body to defcribe it on paper, and demonftrate its peculiar properties: and am not without hope, if I can meet with horfes not too fure-footed, by frequent experiments, to determine what kind of parabola it is fafeft to defcribe $ which problem will, I apprehend, be found very ferviceable in praCtice, at the City Hunt in Eafter week, and during the celebration of Epfom races. Not long ago, by a particular convulfion of the animal from which I was fo fortunate as to fall, I was very irregularly thrown to the earth, but had the ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. n the fatisfaCtion afterwards to difcover that the curve defcribed in my fall was a fegment of a very eccentric ellipfe, of which the faddle was one focus $ and that it was nearly, if not exactly, the fame with the path of the comet now expected to return. And once, by a fuccuffation ftill more anomalous, I was happy enough to defcribe a new curve, which I found to poffefs fome very amazing properties $ and I hope effectually to immortalize my own name, by calling it Lemma's firfl Hippo - piptic % curve . The firft equeftrian problem that I ever fet my» felf to difcover was this; u When by pulling the reins you prevent a horfe from falling, where is the fulcrum or prop ?—and how is the horfe ? s centre of gravity prevented from being thrown beyond the bafe of his legs ?” I will not trouble you now with the particulars of this difficult in- * Hippopiptic expreffes the mode of the curve’s generation in falling from a horfe : — from Hippos , a horfe, and pipto y to fall. I call it firjl, becaufe I hope by the fame means to difcover more hereafter. H veftigation; 12 ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. \ veftigation j but fha.ll only lay, that it turned out greatly to the honour of demipique faddles; which, accordingly, in the ^Mathematical Elements of Riding, that I mean hereafter to publifh, I fhall recommend very ftrongly in a Corollary. A learned Student in Mathematics has long publifhed his ability and defire to conftruft breeches upon geometrical principles Mr. Nunn is certainly ingenious, and his breeches, a few falient angles excepted, admirable } but the artift who fhould make bridles, faddles, and other equeftrian paraphernalia, by the rules of pure mathematics, would render a much more praife-worthy fervice to the Public. For if the * Mr. Nunn’s advertifement is as follows: “ BREECHES-MAKING improved by GEOMETRY.” “ Thomas Nunn, Breeches-maker, No. 29, Wigmore-ftreet, Caven- difh-fquare, has invented a fyftem on a mathematical principle, by which difficulties are folved, and errors corre&ed : its ufefulnefs for cafe and neatnefs in fitting, is incomparable, and is the only perfect rule for that work ever difcovered. Several hundreds (noblemen, gentlemen, and others) who have had proof of its utility, allow it to excel all they ever made trial of.” ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. 13 ffimfy leather of breeches require geometrical cut¬ ting, how much more neceflary mu ft it be to the tough hide which forms the bridle ? and to what purpofe will the geometry in the breeches operate, if the faddle, by which they are to be fupported, and vdiofe fuperfices they are to touch in as many points as poflible, be formed ungeometrically ? But I forbear to expatiate on a matter as plain as an axiom of Euclid; trufting, that whoever can perceive the utility of geometrical breeches, will readily argue, a fortiori , to the abfolute neceftity of geometrical faddles and bridles. Purfuing my principles, I have demonftrated what is the right line to be drawn by the mathe¬ matical rider in every difficult fituation. In amend¬ ing a horfe’s back, at what angle to extend the moveable leg, while the fixed one is refted in the ftirrup : in leaping, how to regulate the ofcillation, or balancing, of the body, by attending carefully to that fundamental point which is your centre of motion : in ftarting, how tp difpofe of the fuperfluous i4 ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. fuperfiuous momentum, and thereby to preferve in full force the attraction of cohefion between rump and faddle : in rearing, at what angle, formed by the horfe’s back with the plane of the horizon^ it is molt advifable to Aide down over his tail ; which, I maintain, is the only expedient that can be praCtifed with a mathematical certainty of being fafe : thefe, and many other important fe- crets, I am ready, at any time when called upon, to communicate. One I cannot even now with¬ hold, which is this : that there is no good or truly geometrical riding, unlefs the legs be extended perfeClly in ftraight lines, fo as to form tangents to the cylindrical furface of the horfe’s body: in a word, to refemble, as much as poflible, a pair of compares fet aftride upon a telefcope ; which I conceive to be the perfeCt model of mathematical riding. But befides this application of pure geometry, it has often ftruck me, that too little ufe is made, in riding, of the principles of mixed mathematics. Confider ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. i- Confider, Mr. Gambado, the fix mechanical powers! the lever , the wheel and axle , the pulley , the inclined plane , the wedge , and the fcrew ; and reflet with what advantage all thefe may be applied to the ufes of Horfemanfhip. By means of a lever , having an elevated fulcrum raifed on the pommel of the faddle, an entire flop might be put to che practice of falling; except where the practi¬ tioner fhould voluntarily take a tumble, for the exprefs purpole of ftudying the Parabola, or Hip- popiptic Curve. The wheel and axle is already applied in the ufe of horles, though not in any branch of Horfemanfhip, except the driving of poft-chaifes; but is alfo found fo efficacious in preventing falls, that where a horfe has been ufed to that affiftance, it is not reckoned fafe to ride him without. The application of the wedge might, undoubtedly, very materially improve the art of figging. The fcrew might, with advantage, be applied to the direction of the horfes head with more exaftnefs, and confequently enable the rider I to 16 ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. to guide his courfe with mathematical accuracy. The inclined plane might happily be introduced to facilitate the backward Aide of the rider at the time of rearing, as above mentioned. And a fyftem of pullies , in the nature of Mr. Smeaton’s, by giving the rider a force equal to the action of many thoufand pounds weight, might for ever put an end to the dangerous vice of running away. By the ufe of the principles of aftronomy, I have invented a mode of taking the exa£f altitude of any horfe, at two oblervations $ and am at pre- fent at work on a Hippodromometer to afcertain the velocity of his courfe in the very a£t of riding. o But while I boaft, and, I truft, with reafon, of thefe difcoveries, I muft candidly confefs that a rigorous attention to theory has fometimes be¬ trayed me into pra&ical errors. When my horfe has been pulling earneftly one way, my own in- * From Hippos a horfe, dromos a courfe, and metrein to meafure. tention ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. 17 tention being at the fame time to go another, I have pulled ftrongly at right angles to the line of his courfe 5 expecting, from the laws of compound motion, that we fhould then proceed, neither in the line of his effort nor of my pull, but in an intermediate one, which would be the diagonal of the parallelogram, of which our forces were as the fides; but have always found that this method produced a rotatory inftead of a redlilinear motion. When a horfe has run away, I have, to avoid the wafte of force in my own arms, calculated the ne- ceffary diminution of it in his legs ; but, unfortu¬ nately, eftimating it as the fquares of the diftances multiplied into the times, I was frequently dallied againft walls, pitched over gates, and plunged into ponds, before I difcovered that it is not as the fquares of the times, but merely as the times. I mention thefe circumftances by way of caution to other theorifts 5 not being at all difcouraged my- \ felf by fuch trifling failures, and hoping, by your afliftance, to convince the world that no man can ever i8 ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. ever become a perfeft rider, unlefs he has firft made mathematics his hobby-horfe. You will pardon this innocent play of words on a fubje£t fo ferious, and believe me to be, Sir, with great efteem. Yours, See. Habakkuk Angle. LETTER the FOURTH. To Mr. G. Gambado. S I R, I Want your advice, and hope you will give it me, concerning a horfe I have lately bought, and which does not carry me at all in the fame way he did the man I bought him of. Being re¬ commended to a Dealer in Moorfields (who I rather think is no honefter than he ought to be), I went to him, and defired to look into his liable, and fo he took me in $ with a long whip in his hand, which he faid was to wake the horjfes that might ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. 19 inight perhaps be afieep, as they were but juft arrived from a long journey, coming frefh from the breeders in the North. There were fome fine looking geldings, I thought, and I pitched upon one that I thought would fuit me} and fo he was faddled, and I defired the Dealer to mount him, and he did, and a very fine figure the geld¬ ing cut y and fo the people in the ftreet faid ; and a decent man, in a fcratch wig, faid, the man that rode him knew how to make the molt of him 5 and fo I bought him. But he goes in a different manner with me, for inftead of his capering like a Trooper, he hangs down his head and tail, and neither whip nor fpur can get him out of a fnail’s gallop. And I want to know whether by law I mu ft keep him, as he is not certainly the horfe I took him for; and there¬ fore I ought to have my money again. The Limner in our lane was with me when I bought him, and has taken a pifture of him as he was with the Dealer on his back, and K another 2 0 ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. another as he now goes with me upon his back ; by which you will fee the difference, and judge better how to advife me upon it. I am, Sir, your humble Servant, Tobias Higgins. Lavender Row, Shoreditch. Pleafe to diredt to Mr. 7". H. Back-maker; or it may go to my Namefake, the Turncock. Reply to Letter the Fourth . S I R, U PON a ftridt examination of the two pictures by the Limner in your lane, I am clear you are in poffeffion of the identical horfe you intended to purchafe, although he does not exhibit quite fo much agility under you, or make fo tearing a figure as when mounted by Mr. - who I am well acquainted with, and who, you may depend upon, is as honeft a man as any that deals in horfe flefh. You could have no right to return the horfe if he went no better than one with his legs is / fot: t ’ »ta/\'e/ 1 'MO&C < so ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. another .is he now w h u- upon hi* hack; 'M « . an 4k ... jud^C better bow to * > *. Servant, -3 ' i \s Higgins. Latixi Pirn Turncock. w of *iw tot. [tchim • «i r in \our iane, 1 am clear , ■ • of the identical hurit \«mi Snoijh »>•••., and oho, you may 15 II • .1. t vou, .tr make f " . | •• to n-<'ut**d by Mr h‘ .\c no noht to return the boric H >i ** «» Wttrr than one with his «• • lc g» Lo«BON,Fubm’a March.25,1791 by W.HIC KIN S O 4 Old. Bond. Street , ANNALS OF HORSExMANSHIP. 2 z legs tied. You ftand in the predicament of Lord P——, who gave twenty guineas for Punch, and when he found he could not make him fpeak, profecuted the Puppet-fhew-man; but my Lord Chief Juftice adjudged the man to keep his money, and my Lord, his Punch, although he could not get a word out of him. My opinion is, Sir, as you a(k it: that the decent man in the fcratch wig made a very fenfible remark, when he obferved, that my friend Mr.-- knew how to make the moft of a horfe, and I am fatisfied that you, Sir, know with equal facility, how to make the leaf! of one. I am, Sir, your humble Servant, G. Gambado. P. S. I am forry to add, my Maid tells me, that two flail- lings out of your five were very bad ones. LETTER ( 22 ) LETTER the FIFTH. To G. Gambado, Efq . s I R, S I confider you, both from your fituation JL A. and eminence in the fcience of Horfemanlhip, as the fuperior and patron of all Riding Mailers, permit me, an humble member of that honourable profeflion* to requeft your countenance in my endeavours to diffufe the noble and ufeful accorn-* plifhment over the whole kingdom. It is well known that many of his Majefty’s faithful fubje&s, whofe occupations oblige them daily to figure as Equeftrians; fo far from having been inftru&ed in the art of Riding, are totally ignorant that any fuch art, or rather fcience, exifts. For the benefit of thefe, I propofe publifiling a Treatife on Horfemanfliip, confined to the lower dalles of life. The ‘ar »>"•» having ; i .* •¥, •»« totally vtxre, exilb. * *. . publiflvng a * \. ■**•*». to the lower * / Qj^rrirtfo , i\ welcome. You will then be better enabled to give nw vour advice 5 you can't have a proper conception of the jerks he will give you, without trying him. I am, Sir, with due refpe£t, Your very humble Servant, ■I Nic. Nutmeg, Clerk. Hindurclay, near Bot esdale, Suffolk. P. S. I hope what I have enclofed is genteel. Mr' Geoffrey Gambado . M LETTER ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. 2 7 capital ftile), of leaving the other two on the wrong fide of the fence and if the gate or ftile happens to be in a found ftate, it is a work of time and trouble to get his hind legs over. He clears a ditch finely indeed, with two feet, but the others conftantly fall in ; that it gives me a ftrange pain' in my back, very like what is called a Lumbago; and unlefs you kindly ftand my friend, and inftru£t me how I am to bring thefe hind legs after me, I fear I final! never get rid of it. If you pleafe, Sir, you may ride him a hunting yourfelf any day you will pleafe to appoint, and you fhall be heartily welcome. You will then be better enabled to give o me your advice 5 you can’t have a proper conception of the jerks he will give you, without trying him. I am, Sir, with due reipe£t, Your very humble Servant, Nic. Nutmeg, Clerk. Hinderclay, near Botesdale, Suffolk. P. S. I hope what I have enclofed is genteel. Mr. Geoffrey Gambado . M LETTER 28 ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. The ANSWER. REVEREND SIR, Y OUR brown horfe being fo good a hunter, and, as you obferve, having fo fine a notion \ of leaping, I fliould be happy if I could be of any fervice in aflifting you to make his two hind legs follow the others; but, as you obferve, they feem , * * / fo very perverfe and obftinate, that I cherifh but fmall hopes of prevailing upon them. I have look’d, and found many fuch cafes, but no cure. However, in examining my papers, I have found out fomething that may prove of fervice to you, in your very lamentable cafe. An Hoftler (or Ofteler, for fo I believe it is ufually written, though I find in the moft learned Dictionary in our language, which explains fome thoufands of words more than Johnfon, that it is vulgarly and improperly written Oflteler, for Otfteler, •X c ANN \ HORSEMANSHIP. Orftder, q» k ^ and this, it rnuft be Tmu hi, mm- ■ iv* the \ rue word), an Otfteier n h' mt- • ? me, that j< is a common tncl- M . B tgfters, or l .on?!*: ? Rider-';, wlv u generou for a wicked boy > o-, , he turns out of th ?! * p? p. ? tnch or - ,?i ' k * • • • \ •. u. h he ihftantlv brinos * t> down u j. * *? * /he <«» > * , holds it; fa ft, kicking at the fame time at Rich a rate as to diflodge the Bagman that beftrides him. (The annexed Plat : will (hew how the ftsck fhould be placed). Here, Sir, is a horfe that lilts up his hind legs v,hth-. ■ moving his fore ones; and juit the reverie, ... may fay, of yours ; and, perhaps, the hint w acceptable. Suppofe, then, when yovul on. flowai over a gate or a ftile in his old was', v fori; legs only, you were to difmoui.v, your whip, or ftick, properly m,.j, ■ . nd then mount again; the. pi nv : , 1 <; little mot or* wid let him or. hi » mmples in a hurry, ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. 29 Otfteler, query Oat-ftealer, and this, it muft be allow’d, appears to be the true word), an Otfteler then has informed me, that it is a common trick play’d upon Bagfters, or London Riders, when they are not generous to the fervants in the Inn, for a wicked boy or two to watch one of them, as he turns out of the gateway, and to pop a bufh or ftick under his horfe’s tail, which he inftantly brings down upon the ftick, and holds it faft, kicking at the fame time at fuch a rate as to diflodge the Bagman that beftrides him. (The annexed Plate will ftiew how the ftick fhould be placed). Here, Sir, is a horfe that lifts up his hind legs without moving his fore ones; and juft the reverfe, as I may fay, of yours ; and, perhaps, the hint may be acceptable. Suppofe, then, when your horfe has flown over a gate or a ftile in his old way, with his fore legs only, you were to diftnount, and clap your whip, or ftick, properly under his tail, and then mount again , the putting him in a little motion will fet him on his kicking principles in a hurry, 3 0 ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. hurry, and its ten to one but, by this means, you get his hind legs to follow the others. You will be able, perhaps, to extricate your Hick from its place of confinement, when you are up and over (if you an’t down); but Ihould you not, it is but fixpence gone. I fend you this as a mere furmife; perhaps it may anfwer, perhaps not. I thank you for your offer, which is a very kmd one, but I beg to be excufed accepting it •, all my anibitio'n being to add to the theory, with as little practice as poffible. I am, Rev. Sir, your molt humble Servant, G. Gambado. Rev. Nic. Nutmeg , Hinder clay, Suffolk. N. B. What you enclofed was perfe&ly genteel, and agreeable too* Note. Mr. Gambado fhews more good writing, at leaft more knowledge of what good writing ihould be, in the beginning of the above Anfwer, than in any of his Letters. The judicious Reader will obferve that the Anfwer at firit is an echo of the Letter it replies to. This is approach¬ ing to excellence ; it is bordering on the abilities of a Statefman; for fo the ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. 3 r the Minifler’s addrefs re-echoes the fpeech from the Throne. Geoffrey’s parts appear furely calculated for more places than one; and I do not fcruple to think it pofhble, that, with a proper education, he might have been on the Treafury Bench; and a very pretty Statefman, I dare fay, he would have made. Note . The Dictionary above alluded to, is a very deep work : inftead of its containing more words by thoufands only than are in Johnfon—Johnfon does not give us ten words that are in it—nor does it contain much above ten words that are in Johnfon. No family fhould be without it, efpeci- ally fuch as have plenty of young Mailers and Miffes in them; for it will at once fatisfy any little doubts in their unfledg’d underflandings, and let them into all the natural, but vulgar tricks and expreflions that they ought to avoid. This admirable Dictionary is entitled a Claflical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue. Note . If Lord Aboyne fhould lofe his Creft, which I don’t fee how he can well do, I would advife him to adopt this print of Mr. Nutmeg’s hunter, to which his Lordfhip’s motto is finely applicable. “ St ant cetera tigno .” N LETTER ( 32 ) LETTER the SEVENTH. To G. Gambado. Efq, S I R, H EARING much of your knowledge in horfes, I beg leave to afk your advice in a bufinefs wherein my delicacy as a Gentleman is deeply concern’d, and flatter myfelf that you will fenfibly feel for my fituation, my future fortune in life in a great meafure depending on your decifion. I have the happinefs to be well received by a young Lady of fortune in this town, who rides out every * k / morning, and has had the goodnefs to permit me to join her for fome days paft. I flatter myfelf I am belov’d j but, Sir, the horfe I ride is my Father’s, and he will not allow me to part with him : and this horfe, Sir, has an infirmity of fuch an extreme indelicate nature, that our interviews are broke o£F every five minutes, and my dear Mifs S_will perhaps ruLCHERiMus alter. Altera qttas Orieks kabuit praslata puellis LOKBon. Publi£b’d,Marcb 25 T W.DICKINSON N?24 Old Bond Street. Ovid \NNAIf F HORSEMANSHIP. 33 ftt-haps away \*i > fame ocher Gownfman is m * ' ently mounted. *' u ire not mention, in plain terms, the 1 «*.:ng t * g of my horfe ; but, perhaps * » » n > cy’s Di&ior v , j ou ma> h k undc\ the article of ' ' * * ^ me a recipe f< mydc\rp» ' a 7 e *n*J fcveral c\pe- nnients^ bar h . % d unlefs you Hand my friend, I lhall go detracted. Info ium Regina juies rr.ov :r? do A r em. 1 am, my dear Sir, V \ a g r cat fufs, Your* meat I . George Gul>i owi St. John's Coll, ambriocs. P.S. Regina I. not her name, Jon ma^oe t:... V n I be allow'd to fa , I a:n very anxious i< . \ r> r* ii»» wer, as (he ri V avert nJ*m. Farrier, who forwarded irodlv fortK ^ • to Mr. Gilly¬ flower ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. 33 perhaps ride away with fome other Gownfinan who is more decently mounted. I really, Sir, dare not mention, in plain terms, the (hocking failing of my horie ; but, perhaps, if you look into Bailey’s Dictionary, you may find it out under the article of Wind. Be pleas’d, Sir, to fend me a recipe for this horrid infirmity, or I may lofe my dear girl for ever. I have tried feveral expe¬ riments, but all in vain ; and unlefs you (land my friend, I (hall go diftraCted. Infandum Regina jubes renovare dolor em. I am, my dear Sir, In a great fufs, Your’s moft truly, George Gillyflower. St. John’s Coll. Cambridge. P . S* Regina is not her name, don’t imagine that. May I be allow’d to fay, I am very anxious for an immediate anfwer, as fhe rides out again on Friday next. Memorandum . In confequence of the above, I fent the cafe to my Farrier, who forwarded directly fome powders to Mr. Gilly- flower 34 ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. flower with the following Note. The efficacy being fo certain, the trifling indelicacy of the prefcription muft be excufed. Honoured Sir, By advice from Mr. Gambado of your horfe’s complaint, I have fent you a powder fo ftrong, that if adminifter’d night and morning in his corn, will be bold to fay no horfe in England {hall ever fart again after Thurfday next. .Shall be very thankful for your Honour’s cuftom in the fame way in future, and your Lady’s too, if agreeable; being, Honoured Sir, * Your Servant to command, Jo. Wood. At my Houfe at Chefhunt every day. Horfes fhod agreeable to nature and according to art. G. Gillyflower, Efq . St. Johns Coll. Cambridge . Additional Memorandum . I thought it neceflary to employ my Draughtfman, to delineate an interview, between a Gentleman and Lady enamour’d of each other, mounted on horfes, labouring under the infirmity mentioned in the above letter. The attitude of the animals, at thefe times, is admirably Angu¬ lar ; and has fuch an effedt on the Rider, as always to attradt his eyes towards the tail, to fee what is the matter. Indeed the ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. 35 the back becomes fomewhat like that of a camel, until all is ventilated. I have feen fo many things of this kind, that I am concern’d for the young Lady’s feelings, on this occa- lion, knowing they mud: be great. But dill, thofe feelings, well delineated, might have as line an effect as Le Brun’s Pallions.—I fear, however, my friend Wood, and his prefcrip- tions, will be in difgrace ; for a day or two ago, the learned Dr.—-of St. John’s College (the fame to which Mr. Gillyflower belongs), call’d on me for an ointment, to make the hair grow on his horfe’s tail; and talking about Mr. Gillyflower’s horfe, he faid he knew him ; that he had bought * , him out of the Duke of Norfolk’s Stud. I then told the Do&or of the awkward infirmity he had ; upon which, he faid, he was not a bit furpriz’d, for the horfe was got by Phlegon, and Phlegon was one of the Sun’s horfes he drove in his chariot ; and that Phlegon and the other three were all got by the winds * ; fo that no Wood in the kingdom would be able to get his windy tricks out of him. Mr. Gillyflower being a fcholar, might have known as much, methinks. G. G. * Naturum (obferved the Dobtor) expellas furea tamen ufque recurret. O LET I’ER ( 36 ) \ LETTER the EIGHTH. To the Editor of the Annals of Horfemanjhip. Mr. Gambado, I AM a tradefman, in the middling way, and keeps a fhop in Holborn, where you may be furnifhed with the beft hofe, of all forts, at the loweft prices; but being determined to pay every one their own, without fwindling, cannot afford to keep a one horfe fhay, or a gigg; and yet having a wife and daughter grown up to woman’s eftate, I could w T ifh, for quietnefs fake, to give them an airing to Highgate, Hampftead, orHornfey, on a Sunday, like the reft of my neighbours; but this I cannot cleverly do on a fingle horfe, which is all I keeps. I was therefore thinking, that as you knows all about thefe here things, you might tell me of fome kind of faddle, whereby it might be done, for we are all of us little, and very flight. I therefore takes the liberty of axing ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. 37 axing your advice, and am ready to make you the compliment of a pair of beft boot ftockings for it. I think it is a lhame the Society of Arts do not advertife a premium for finding out fome oeconomical fcheme of this nature. Inftead of which, at this very time, you have a parcel of fellows who go about teaching folks to ride on three horles at once, when as how there are very few, in a moderate line, that can afford to keep half a one. I am, yours, &c. Timothy Leg. P, S . I have fome notion the Legs are related to the Gam¬ bados. I know we are a-kin to the Boots. The ANSWER. Mr. Leg, I F you can purchafe a very long-back’d horfe, the thing you require is very practicable, and by one common, and two fide faddles, you may all ride in file, or one behind the other $ one lady facing to her right, 3 8 ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. right, the other to her left. But if your horfe is of the fhort punchy kind, you may manage the matter nearly in rank, or all in a row, by means of two appendages like panniers. Thus, I think, I can accommodate anybody, who has more than two to be convey’d, and is either pofleft of a long, or a fhort-back’d horfe. I make no doubt but you are conne&ed fome way or other with us, I therefore have fent you al! the whole fome advice I could. And as there is no contenting all, I hope, at lead, the Legs will be fatis- fied, whoever elfe may grumble. I am your Friend and Kinfman, G. Gambado. Your boot dockings will be very acceptable, as I have a touch of the gout in my knees. LETTER 38 ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. x -ht, the other to her left Hat if your horfe is cf the (h- t punchy kina \ . i nay manage the matter c.«r!y in rank, or all . a row, by means of two appendages like pannier*. Thus, I think, I can accommodate anybody, who has more than two to be convey’d, and is either pofleft of a long, or a fhort-back’d horfe. I rrake no doubt but you arc conne&ed fome way or other with us, I therefore have fent you al! the wholef me advice I could. And as there is no contenting a I, 1 hope, at leaft, the Legs will be fatis- fied, whoever elfe may grumble. % I am your Friend and Kinfman, G. Gambado. Your boot ftocktH£* wi'J be very acceptable, af I hare a touch of the gout in my knee*. LETTER )NDON,Publilh’d March 2 b ;*1791,byW.DfCl ( 39 ) LETTER the NINTH. To G. Gambado, Efq . Mr. GAMBADO, T HE following very lingular affair happening in my prefence yefterday, I take the earlieft opportunity of informing you of it: in hopes, if any other accounts of it Ihould reach you, my ftory may be heard firft. I was juft come out of my parilh church, where I had, indilfolubly I fuppofe, united one John Mudd, to one Elizabeth Middle- ditch. I was detain’d fome time in the belfry, reprimanding my Clerk for fuffering a tribe of filthy dogs to be parading the aide during the nuptial ceremony; when, on my entering the church-yard, I defcried John, rather too fweet upon » 1 Elizabeth, and conducting her among the tomb- ftones, under the large apple-trees. I inftantly fallied to rout them, which, as I was effecting, I heard a noife P of 4° ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. of a tremendous kind, and looking up, faw (its a fa£f) a fierce-looking man, mounted on a horfe of great magnitude, prancing in the middle of an apple-tree. He fhowered down the pippins like hail upon us, and, as I faw he was about to defcend, I, for fear of the worft, took to my heels, and was home, I believe, in a fhorter time by fome minutes than I was the Sunday before, when there was a danger of a turbot’s being overdreft. The parifh have taken it up ; and, I underftand, ftoriesof the turbot are handed about, to hurt me with the Bifhop; and this laft bufinefs of the apple-tree, is turn’d into very fliameful fcandal. But the above is truth, I am ready to affirm. I have fince heard, that the figure and horfe came to the earth, and flying over the church-yard wall, were feen no more. I have put fome of the pippins in brandy (not for eating), as no doubt they will fetch a high price when this ftory is publickly known. I am told alfo, that after my taking to flight, John and his Mate return’d under the apple-tree, no more difmay’d •4 V ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. 4 r difmay’d than if they had feen a common man a horfeback. ^ _ * I am, Sir, moft afluredly yours, G. Tackem. Whether this was fomewhat preternatural or no, I cannot determine. I am a good deal dagger’d in my belief, and dare not, at prefent, make publick my opinions. But I fhould be glad to hear yours. I have, however, determin’d to have the apple-trees down. MY OBSERVATIONS. / This is very hard upon the apple-trees, and harder upon thofe that make pies from them. The dory certainly feem’d furprizing at fird ; and being, I confefs, a little fuperdi- tious, I fufpedted my Divine was none of the over-righteous, and that either a fpirit, or his confcience, frighted him. But the matter was foon clear’d up, by the receipt of the following letter, which came to my hands about five day* after die other. Mr. Sir, I forgot your name, and fo got a friend to direct this to you. I am told you are a ufeful man, that you publifh all you 42 ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. you receive, and believe all you publifh, Now, if you can fwallow this, you will any thing ; though I’ll be d-—d if it is not true. Laft Thurfday our hounds ftarted a hare fo fud- denly, whilft we were chatting and lolling carelefsly, that, by G—, my horfe, ,who pulls like the devil, was off with me in a jiffey. As ill luck would have it, the curb broke, and he ran ftraight on for the cliffs above the Scar. I was in a hell of a flew, but ftuck faft, and pull’d, and haul’d, to try to turn him, but to no purpofe ; for he made a fort of a flay towards the cliff, and down we both went, by G—d. As good luck would have it, we came plump into a large apple- tree, in a church-yard, where we fwung for fome time, but the boughs gave way, and brought us fafe and found to land. I tipp’d my nag over a broken place in the wall, and foon found the hounds again. But the fined: thing of all was, when we firfl: lit in the apple-tree, up bounced a fine girl from under¬ neath ; and a moment after, ecod! did Pudding-fleeves himfelf, in full regimentals; I gave him a tantara, and the Do&or ran like a hare. You may infert this if you pleafe, and as it’s a fad, you may tack my name to it; being, Your humble Servant, Henry Bougle, Jun. Huntscrag, Northumberland. 43 ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. - \ OBSERVATIONS, The above extraordinary affair appeared firft in the pub- lick paper at Newcaftle, and was afterwards copied into thofe in London; the anecdote of the Clergyman excepted, I own I did not give credit to it, until I received the above letters, which put it beyond all doubt. For one of my cor- refpondents was the perfon himfelf who made the extraor*. dinary defcent; and the Dodtor, who vouches for it, I fhould imagine, had as lieve it had never happened. It is indeed worthy a place in thefe Annals, as a very lingular accident; but I know not what knowledge is to be derived from it, except, that a down leap is not fo very dangerous, provided you have an apple-tree to leap into : at the fame time, fuch a tree affords but bad fhelter for an amour, at leaft at the foot of a fteep cliff, as the Dodtor muff admit. G. G. LETTER I * a ( 44 ) LETTER the TENTH. S I R, P ERMIT me, through the channel of the Penny Poll, to addrels you on a fubjedl I do not entirely underlland; and which you, no doubt, from the eminence of your name, are a moll com¬ plete mailer of. I have bought a grey gelding lately, which I never had leen out of the liable, but he look’d a very grand figure in a Hall, and they allured me he was found : fo, Sir, I bought him, and the next day mounted and rode him to Chifwick. The horfe, Sir, I prefumed went oddly; and I got the holller of the King of Bohemia to get up inllead of me, and let me fee him go. He went extremely well with his fore legs, jull clearing the ground; but he lifted up his hind ones as if he was dancing, or drunk: it is the moll fantallic ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. 45 fantaftic way of going I ever faw $ and I fent, and laid I Ihouid return him : the gentleman faid no— that a horfe could not go too much above his ground ; and if it was with his hind legs, it was better he Ihouid do fo, than trip before and behind too. I wifh to know your opinion upon this: whether I mu ft take him, or not. I am the joke of the road wherever I go, and the blackguards advife me to ride him tail foremoft. I don’t love a joke, efpecially wherein concern’d myfelf; and rather than have another cut upon me, I fhall cut riding entirely, and fell this palfrey of mine to the pro¬ prietors of the Brentford Fly. It is a pity, Sir, that there is not room in the Leverian, or any other Mufeum, to exhibit the extraordinary motions of Bipeds and Quadrupeds ; which, I think, are often more wonderful than their ftru£ture. Had there been fuch a convenience, I could have fold my horfe for a hundred guineas, as a fhew; and pro¬ vided for a damn’d old Uncle of mine, that is always 46 ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. always in my way. Awaiting your anfwer, I am, Sir, Your moft refpe&fui Servant, R. Morecraft, jun. Seething Lane, London. IV. B. Having juft mentioned what I could fell my horfe for, under particular circumftances; I muft beg you, at the fame time, to underftand, that he is at your fervice for five guineas. G. Gambado . Efq. Memoranda?)! to Letter the ‘Tenth. I remember anfvvering this flippant young gentleman. But I could neither make him comprehend, that his horfe was afflicted with a double portion of the String Halt, or that he was to give me a fee for my trouble. So our corre- fpondence clofed. But the horfe is actually to be feen going, four times a day, in the Greenwich, not the Brentford, Fly, with a dog on his back ; and fo very rare and uncouth is his method of handling his hind legs, that I have never feen fo extraordinary an inftance of excellence in canine equitation. G. G. N.B. The ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. 47 N . B. The Public to be told, I am not to be trifled with. This young gentleman never wanted my advice, I dare fay ; put me to fome expence in letters, about a damn’d horfe. which he had better have given to his Uncle at once, for his own riding. I don’t love a joke myfelf. LETTER the ELEVENTH. To Mr. Geoffrey Gambado. SIR, HE following Extract of a Letter from New- i market fell into my hands lately, near Chefter. It contains an account of fo extraordinary and fevere a race, and exhibits fuch an inftance of bottom in three horfes, as can fcarcely be parellel’d in the annals of racing. I hope it comes under the defcription that will gain it admittance into your publication. I have made much enquiry at New¬ market about it, and can only make out, that the Oldeft Jockies fuppofe it to be a letter from the R Duke 4 8 ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. Duke of Wharton to Sir William More, in Chcfhire, who was his confederate on the turf. I am, Sir, Your very humble Servant, John Hayman. LETTER the TWELFTH. Extraci of a Letter from Newmarket . Thursday. CC HpniS Da y following horfes ftarted for A the King’s Plate: Lord Godolphin’s b. H. Shakefpear, by his Arabian, out of a True Blue Mare; Lord Portmore’s b. H. Looby, by Bright’s Arabian, out of a Partner Mare; Mr. Panton’s chef. H. Partner, by the Lonfdale Arabian, out of a filler to Bonny Black. The betts were a to i, the field againft Shakefpear. i ft. Heat. Shakefpear took the lead, and fup- ported ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. 49 ported it at his ufual deep rate, thro’ the furzes, to the. top of Choakjade, with Looby in his quarters all the way ; but, in coming down the hill, he ran up to him, and they difputed the lead every inch, to the three mile poft, where Looby gain’d about half a length, and kept it, till they came over-againft the Well Gap; but before they reach’d the diftance poll, it was impof- fible to difcern which was firft, and they ran in fo clofe together, that it could not be decided which won. Partner laid by, pull’d up, and walk’d in. 2d. Heat. Partner made all the play for the firft two miles; and Looby, perceiving that Shakefpear did not intend to call upon him, begun to be very bufy along the ditch, and gave him fo much trouble upon the flat, that juft as they enter’d the cords, they were both at laps, and ran it every yard in; but Looby being diftreft by the feverity of this, and the firft heat, was forc’d to fubmit to his adverfary, though with great honor, by half a neck. This rais’d the odds to 3 to 1 Shakefpear did not win; which were accepted by the judicious part of the turf. ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP, 5 ° turf, who relied on the Godolphin blood, and the honefty of the True Blues. Shakefpear went away brilkly the 3d Heat, clofely purfu’d by Partner, while Looby lay too far behind, to profels difputing this heat, as he had bravely done the two firft. They were now in the third mile, and Partner had never attempted to take the lead} for, as he was conlcious he had the foot, though not the ftoutnefs of Shake- Ipear, he intended to referve his pulh as long as poflible y but Shakefpear being aware of that, and trufting to his bottom, began to make running as he croft the ruts, and difplay’d all his power upon the flat, with good refolution: but could not conquer his adverfary, till the riling ground from the diftance to the winning poll, by means of his fuperior ftrength, declar’d the conteft in his favour, by half a length, hard run. This brought the betts to even money, Shakefpear againft the field. The 4th Heat they all jump’d off at fcore, and ran the firft two miles as if they intended to tear one another to pieces; they then llackened their pace, and ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. 5 1 •and came gently together to the flat, when they ran at the top of their fpeed above half a mile, in which they prevail’d by turns; whilft new wagers echoed from the Betting Gap and cords every moment. And now Shakefpear having indulg’d a little pull, in order to have fomething in hand at coming in, was thrown two lengths behind, and the other two continued clofe together, ftuck and cut every yard, when he made a loofe, as his laft effort, and catch’d them within twenty yards of the ending port, dead run, and their riders almoft exhaufted $ when Partner broke down, and Looby yielded the victory, fcarcely by half the head, and with it his life, for he died imme¬ diately after the heat. “ The weather is extremely fine, abundance of good company, and the battle was fo equal, that the vanquifh’d difdain’d to mourn, and the vi&or refus’d to triumph. Entered for the Mare's Plate to-morrow . Juliet, full filler to Shakefpear. Cordelia, by Cyprus, out of Bonny Black. S Violante ( 52 ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP, Violante, by Bay Bolton, out of a Snake Mare. Camilla, by the Curwen b. Barb, out of Roxana’s dam, Rofalinde, by Childers, out of Brockels by Betty. And my chef. Mare, Arethufa. ic The chief betts at prefent are $ even money my mare and Juliet againft the field. They are all in fine condition, and it will undoubtedly be a fmoking heat, for I ihall order my mare to go off at fcore, and run it every yard 3 you know {lie’ll come through without a pull. As foon as the battle is over, I’ll fend you an account of the vi£Iory by Tom, and am extremely forry that your indifpofition detains you from your favourite diverfion, the turf. “ Hannibal is fallen lame, and your horfe will win hollow on Saturday. Vi£lim has paid forfeit to my young horfe, and I have match’d him with Pluto for a thoufand.” OBSER- ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. S3 OBSERVATION. This was a race indeed, and worthy recording in my Annals. Many thanks to the Correfpondent who commu¬ nicated it. G. G. LETTER the THIRTEENTH. To G. Gambado, Efq . GOOD SIR, I AM in great hafte, having a great quicknefs of pulfe, and my bed being now warming; but cannot get into it without informing you how faft I came home from Market to-night, and upon my old Mare too, who was always unkind before as to going. But fo it happened. The old Mare, that I could never get to go above three miles an hour, as foon as ever I was up, fet off, and the devil could not flop her till fhe got home—ten miles in about 58 minutes. I’m in a Iweat yet. But ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. 54 ' But I have found out her motive, and now the Public may make ufe of it—I had bought a couple of lobfters to carry home, had their claws tied up, and put one in each of my great coat pockets— Well, the old gentleman in my right pocket (a cunning one, I warrant him) fomehow or another contrived to difengage his hands, and no doubt foon applied them to the old Mare’s fide, and, I imagine, had got faft hold of a rib by the time I reach’d the ift mile-ftone$ for fhe was mad I thought, and my hat and wig were gone in a « twinkle—(a wig made by the man who advertifes they never fly off the ears—a rafcal—wigs may now be univerfally complained of). However, when I got oft, and had taken a little breath, I i went into the kitchen to unload, but mift one of my lobfters; fo I run back into the ftable, and there was the hero hanging at the old Mare’s fide : (he’d had enough of it, and fo ftood quiet. I eat the foldier to-day, and had like to have died of laughing the whole time. Now, don’t you: think a lobfter V t..' O SED Qb OM i i791 bv W DICK. SO * N'il 0)i;Bond Strwt i* ■ (H J! C R SEM ANSHIP. motive, and now the had bought a couple eir claws tied up, :oat pockets— Well, the old gentleman m my right pocket (a cunmner one. I warrant him) lomehow or another 2r» 7 contrived to difengage his hands, and no doubt foon applied them to the old Mare’s fide, and, I imagine, had got fall hold of a rib by the time I reach’d the ift mile-ftone; for fhe was mad I thought, and my hat and wig were gone in a twinkle—(a wig made by the man who advertifes they never fly oif the ears—a rafeal—wigs may now be univerfally complained of). However, when I £ot oil, and had taken a little breath, I went into the kitchen to unload, but milt one of mv lobliers ; fo I run back into the liable, and there -was the hero hanging at the old Mare’s Side: lhe’d had enough of it, 1 quiet. I eat the foldier to-day, and had like to have died of laughing the whole tin.,:. Now, don’t you:think a 1 obiter ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. a lobfter might turn to account where a horfe is a little dull or fo—mind me—if one of thefe fellows is not worth more than a dozen pair of Mr. * •*’ -- v Moore’s bell fpurs—I’m a Dutchman—for 1 have wore out a dozen upon the aforefaid mare in the courfe of the fifteen laft years. Its eafily done, only putting no handcuffs on them, and they’ll foon go to work and do your bufinefs. Pray, Sir, don’t you think they might be of ufe to the light dragoons ? I thought myfelf bound to inform you of this, as hoping it would prove a great national difco- very: I mean to keep lobfters on purpofe, for its cheaper than buying a horfe inftead of my old mare; and I can go falter with one of them in my pocket than I could port. When my boys come home from fchool, to hunt in the foreft, I mean to treat each of them with a crawfifh for his poney, * and then, I think, we (hall head the field. I am, Sir, yours, ever in hafte. T Peter Puffin. LETTER ( 56 ) LETTER the FOURTEENTH. , i Mr. Gambado, »« • ' I HAVE juft received the inclofed letter. As it feems worthy publication, I beg you would , * ' « infert it in the Annals of Horfemanlhip, which I hear you are going to bring out. I am your humble Servant, R. Tatt ERSHALL. SIR, • ^. * AS I cannot conveniently attend in perfon at your celebrated Repofitory at London, and beino- in great want of fuch a kind of horfe, as I fhall fpecify below, and as 1 prefume in your own Stud you have more than one, fuch once viclo- rious Steed on the Turf, though fuperannuated for A # •4 ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. 57 for the Race, yet capable of eafy Road exerciie (and the Writer here pretends to be as good an Horfe-mafter as any in the Univerfe), I con¬ fide on your fuppos’d candour to excufe this liberty, after much debating in my mind, to write immediately to yourfelf (having heard laft fum- mer Mr. Score, a Flint-merchant, fpeak much to your praife, who dines, he faid, often at your Ordinary). I hope, therefore, you will indulge a Stranger’s requeft, as moft probably you may have fuch a Steed (in your own Stud) to dilpofe of$ which will be efteemed a lingular favour to your unknown, at prefent, though Very humble Servant, • • - • Samuel Langley, (D.D.) • ' • Wanted an Horfe, M. or G. of ftze and ftrength, that has figured on the Turf, that will be fold cheap, as being in years, but not paft gentle road ufe, perfe&ly quiet and temperate, whofe paces are fmooth and eafy to the Rider, and free from all vice. P. S. If 58 ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. • • * 4 - P. s. If an Horfe be recommended, I had rather he had covered, if he will be ridden on the road in company with a Mare, and be quiet as a Gelding. But I fhall not approve of one, either blind, lame, or broken-winded. Stiffnefs at ftarting I fhall not regard it, nor his Age, though in his Teens, if his conftitution be good, and he can feed well, and yet go well, and fafely to the Rider. A line (and I pray fuch compliments may be fpeedily vouchfafed me) of the Size, Age, Pedigree, Colour, and his Performances, with his lowed: Price, will be immediately attended to. If I approve of the account, and the terms, 1 fhall fend to buy and ride him down. The diftance is about 142 miles (meafured), which he may perform, in 3 or 4 days, as you fhall advife. ■*. " * . *■ The Rev. Dr • Langley , Checkley, May, 14, 1789. Chechley , near Cheadle, StafferdJJjire. LETTER # ( 59 ) ‘ 0 L LETTER the FIFTEENTH. i • . . • . To Mr. G AMBADO. SIR, I HAVE loilg lamented that Riding (hould be attended with fuch expence ; and fee no reafon why many articles attending it, which coft money, might not as well be difpenfed with as not. If a Gentleman, when his Bills are brought in, is fomewhat put to it, to pay for Hay and Corn (which, by the bye, are necefiaryj or his Horfes would be no better than Jack-Affes), why fhould he be fo very extravagant in the article of Lea¬ ther ? Your Gentleman now-a-days, muft have to his bridle, two head flails, and two reins; to his faddle, two flaps on each fide, two girths, a crupper or a breaft-plate—perhaps both, not for¬ getting a martingale, with its appendages. I have U a£lually t t 60 ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. actually feen a young Cockader, about town, • • with a breaft plate on his horfe, that threw his faddle forwards, merely to be tally 5 whilft his Companion’s nag, who flipt his girths, had a crupper on like a Dragoon’s. But, Sir, thele Chaps are not confined to their expenditure in leather—Only obferve the buckles and ftuds, ♦ ' \ * • * that ornament their trappings—Not a bridle, but would furnifh a dozen of knives and forks— nor a faddle that has not a tea-kettle and lamp upon it. Our Forefathers never rode in this way, and I am happy that I forefee a Revolution is at hand. It is needlefs to reprobate fuch expence, as the Sadler’s bill probably brings in the punifhment along with it. Whether Adam, or Cain, or Abel ever rode, it does not appear; but they had Horfes, and Dogs, and Foxes, and Hares j and why are we not to fuppofe that they went a hunting, and had as good fport as we have (nay, better : for they had no \ \ Lost DON, Publtlh'-i V. -h %. STj 4 OW Bon, v-m. . ) >ung Cockader, about town, i»Uu c i i his horfe, that threw his !• = merely to be tatty} whillt his Companion’s nag, who tlipt his girths, had a crupper on like a Dragoon’s. But, Sir, thefe Chaps are not confined to their expenditure in leather—Only obferve the buckles and ftuds, < . ; • u • ,a ihc\ had Hc.rf *.d Dogs, arid Kom , and Hares; a; •• we not to .et'i that they vent and had as good • as we have , i for they had London, PublifhYl March 25 r>. I ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. 61 * • no Huntfmen)? They muft, however, have rode without faddles, it is pretty clear. I do not find that thefe fuperfiuities were held in much efteem in the time of the Romans. Ra¬ phael, in his pi&ure of Attila, at Rome, has treated us with a Hun or two, riding after the fafhion of their country, I fuppofe. The devil a bit of a bridle have they—nothing but a ftrap round their Horfes neck, which they hold at each end with their hands. Nor are their Nags of the quieteft either, but feem to be Ihowing their agility and caprioles to the beft advantage. By no means fuch Palfreys as either I, or you Mr. Gambado, would like to beftride without a bridle, and a good plain faddle too. One Stanurtius (a very learned old Author), tells us, that in his time, the Wild Iriih (I don't underftand how he diftinguilhes the Wild Irilh) ufed to ride in a ftrange way, but you muft admit they had no bridles. <£ Tubarum 6 a ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. •. 1 “ Tubaram fetas, aut equorum auriculas feniftra appre- hendant; atque dum equi obftipis capitibus quieti fe incli- nant, equites, etiam loricis aut fagis ami£ti, mera corporis agilitate fe efferunt, divaricatriq! cruribus ephippia occu¬ pant.” Which may be thus turn’d into Englifh— £< They feize their Horfes manes, or their ears, with their left hand, and. whilfl; their Horfes were thus kept fteady, the Riders, even if covered with their cuiraffes or fagums, exerting a wonderful agility of body, fpring aftride into the fad die.” By this it appears to be very lucky, that cropping Horfes, was not then the fafhion, or they would have had but little command of them. The Wild Irifh now, I am told, have reverfed the mode, and i • taken up the tail inftead of the poor ears, which are negle&ed. The Tartars of this day, Mr. Gambado, have no faddles, but ride upon a Beef Steak, or a flice of Horfe-flefh: which, by that means, becomes fufti- ciently done for them to eat, by the time they have finilh’d » , * ANN O < HORSEMANSHIP. 63 finifh’d tr\'» v, What a delicious fucceda- neum fo: . h anfwers two purpofes at once. It d Uidlv t a .mfwers a fecond, it is, of galling you confoundedly. I have dropt a hint of a Revolution — and I ex¬ pert one. Let the Huns look to it$ a fuccefsful experiment of riding in their way, has lately been made in my country ; but whether from motives of oeconomy, curiofity, or emulation, I am yet to learn. Mr. John Mann, a moft eminent Taylor of Bury St. Edmunds, was one day obferved to mount his horle (which flood at the door of a G entleman's houfe in the neighbourhood) w’v n the bitt was out of his mouth, and, in tl at mar c d tov\ards home. My Informant followed him from curiofity ; and, from what he could oblerve, law no alteration it his t-c pt that he reel’d a little at times, a cimimHanrn exceedb Mnl; dd although he had three 1 ms m make to the right, and two to the left, to thread the needle through fome Mackerel carts on the road, and a Water to X pafs; ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP, 63 finifh’d their airing. What a delicious fucceda- neum for a faddle; it anfwers two purpofes at once. If a faddle ever anfwers a fecond, it is, of galling you confoundedly. I have dropt a hint of a Revolution—and I ex- pe£l one. Let the Huns look to it; a fuccefsful experiment of riding in their way, has lately been made in my country; but whether from motives of oeconomy* curiofity, or emulation, I am yet to learn. Mr. John Mann, a mod eminent Taylor of Bury f 1 , St. Edmunds, was one day obferved to mount his horfe (which ftood at the door of a Gentleman’s houfe in the neighbourhood) when the bitt was out of his mouth, and, in that manner, to proceed rapidly towards home. My Informant followed him from curiofity ; and, from what he could obferve, faw no alteration in his riding except that he reel’d a little \ 5 at times, a circumftance exceedingly natural; and although he had three turns to make to the right, and two to the left, to thread the needle through fome Mackerel carts on the road, and a Water to X pafs; 64 ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. pafs; (where, by the bye, he let his horfe flop too long, and drink too much), yet he arrived fafe and found at home. Now confidering the five angles, the Mackerel carts, and his not going over the bridge, which was the right way; I queftion but fuch a performance might have puzzled one of Attila’s fellows. As bridles begin to lhake, fo I may well lay, faddles totter. The Tartars mu ft not think them* felves the only Moderns who ride without them. It was but two years fince, at Afcot Heath, that the thing was attempted and atchiev’d over the Gourfe there. Two Gentlemen rode a match, and, won¬ derful as it appeared to modern Britons, one was feen to arrive at the ending Poll without his bridle, and the other without his faddle. The latter Gen¬ tleman had not even a Beef Steak to fit upon, nothing but a pair of corderoys between him and the Horfe’s back, the faddle following him behind like a pillion. By thefe proficiencies then let us hope, Sir, we may ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. may knock off foon a very ufelefs portion of ex¬ pence—overtake a Hun, and perhaps catch a Tartar. I am. Sir, Your obedient Servant, John Hickathrift. MY OBSERVATIONS. The extraordinary performances of the Wild Irifh aftonifh nobody. I had never heard of a Hun, when I read Mr. H.’s Letter firft, and thought he meant a Hum. This may be a pretty way of riding, for any thing I know ; but I am for a bridle and faddle ; and fhall not grudge twenty pennyworth of leather to make a martingale of, if it may fave fome of my teeth. Vale John Hickathrift. G. G. ( 6 * ) LETTER the SIXTEENTH. Geoffrey Gambado EDITOR OF VARIOUS LEARNED PERFORMANCES. SIR, OU have, no doubt, heard of a defcription of Natural Philofophers, called Pigeon Fanciers, who breed the bird of that name, and all its varieties. I was once. Sir, a member of this com¬ munity, till growing tir’d of Pouters, Tumblers, Nuns, Croppers, Runts, &c. &c. I was refolved to enlarge my ideas, by extending my refearches, and abandoning the Biped, to obtain a clofer acquaint¬ ance with the Quadruped, I became a Horfe Fan¬ cier. Being fond of riding, and daily obferving, in my airings to Brentford, a very great variety of horfes, and a hill greater variety in their motions; I fome years fince, fet about making a collection of ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. 67 of fuch as were Angular, and eccentric in their fhapes and a&ions, and flatter myfelf no private mufeum can have boafted of a more admirable variety, than I have poflefled. I mean fome day or other to clafs them, and by fo doing, think I (hall be able to convince the Naturalifts, that, from their form and performances, many horfes are allied to the cow, and fome to the hog kind. In the mean time, I fhall juft mention to you a few varieties of this fame animal, which I have had in my pofleffion; and which may, perhaps, afford you an hour or two’s amufement and reflexion. I luckily pick’d up a Daifey-cutter, by his throwing me down on the fmootheft part of the grafs, in Hyde Park. I had heard of this de- fcription of horfe frequently, but could not believe the accounts of it, till I found it verified, by expe- riencing his accomplifhments myfelf. It feems a problem difficult to folve, how a horfe can put forward his fore legs, without bending a joint of Y them. 68 ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. them, or, how he can meet with an impediment to throw him down upon ground perfectly Imooth! —but fo it is. The Daifey-cutter is admirably eafy in his motion, and having once made the experiment, upon, and from his back, I am per¬ fectly fatisfied, and now keep him for my wife’s own riding. Of this variety, there is ftill a variety : this horfe I likewife poflefs, and keep as a curiofity. I imagine he mult come from fome diftant coun¬ try, although he is nick’d after the Englilh fafhion; for I cannot get any native to ride him twice.— I have tried a Frenchman with no better fuccefs. All declining a fecond attempt. This animal re- fernbles the Daifey-cutter perfectly in the ufe of his fore legs : but, inftead of carrying his head and neck horizontally, like him, they are raifed fo high, that his ears are in a perpendicular line with the pommel of the faddle, and his eyes always fix’d on the heavens. His fore parts, when in motion, by this means, much refemble a double filh-hook, or f 7 h2/Jauy CaAfor ft/tSA'/uj AcvrAe&ed. INUREDITURQ SOLO k CAPUT INTER NUBILA CONDIT. LONDON,FuW&id Mkrch 25; 17 91 ,by W. D /CION,SoN N?24,G1A Bona Street. am* . *MEMAM$Hir. *") A\ him .. i ’ " ‘ 'dc dcnornina- The I' • ncr n a | * ' *t wupht not ^ * not , who ful ts aU the am - foil m hi* kept in 1 fin*: imc r ■ »*d fcnfc r* . ,. jft hocf • • 1 1 . 1 1 r«. r :c* . - v«, !’|J, and II i ably m * tformcrt. . V i cxciV * thing on itxncbody ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. 69 an anchor, as thus ^ and I therefore propofe to clafs him under one of thefe denomina¬ tions. The Threatener is another of this fpecies that ought not to be forgot, and indeed he feldom is by any one who has once poflefs’d him. By the Threatener, Man himfelf, the Lord of the Crea¬ tion, who fubdues all the animals that range the foreft, is himfelf kept in fear and trepidation. This ingenious animal has the fagacity at every ftep to threaten the fracture of his rider’s neck $' r probably with a view to difcourage and even abo- lilh the cuftom of riding in general: and at the fame ime the good fenfe not to fall quite down, left he fliould accidentally break his own. As amongft pigeons, fo amongft hories, there are Tumblers. The feat is, however, performed differently, and varies confiderably in its effects on the performers. As the pigeon executes this without any thing on its back $ fo the horfe feldom atchieves it, without fomebody 70 ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP; fomebody upon his. To the latter therefore we mull gTve the greateft lhare of merit, who ventures to perform upon a hard road what the other does only in the air, without even a cloud to brulh aorainft. The one preferring, it leems, the Milky, and the other the Highway. Amongft horfes I have never difcovered a Pouter $ but I have had a fine Puffer *. The noife he made, however, and particularly when at his bufinefs, was not pleafant; and I let a neighbour have him cheap, who had a good three-ftall mufeum, and a very heavy vehicle to draw; fo that in all weathers he might enjoy the entertainment of his very ex¬ traordinary qualifications. It is well known that there is a horfe that is a Carrier, fo is there a pigeon likewife. But as it * ' K may not be known to every one, I mull inform * The. Puffer, if properly kept on plenty of hay and water, and with little exercife, will in a fhort time gratify his Keeper by changing into another variety, which we call a Roarer. you. * ' ' - * Q /fy.e (lju/r/'Lfrt&r) or tc# typ^/w/Zeed. CAVAT LAP I DEM NON VI ,SED SyEPE CADENDO . toNUON.Fiih: sil March 2b\ 1791 by WI.DICKINSO N,N? 3401dBond Street. . A! S OF HORSEMANSHIP. 7' * orn very long obfervation, I find th< molt expeditious of the tv/o. moment, Sir, in polTeffion of a horfe i\ . , if I may fo cal! thefenfe of fmcll- mo m -a**' : I do not perceive that he often hu d ■ M ”^ l "* c make* f* - ; ; gnat avidity; nay, . • ! »:• a {jgrn-poft £ and it retjui’* arms and legs to prevrj r V. •> ocry alehoufe on the i ' ij -vna me. * ■' • n are c ( id*, v. * J yu > of ^ ^ *~*Y i:,_ • noil : st js a little a .vr v:. = b-. fare, particularly it one ! 1 v J. ; qualification , i , This variety I thall call The Setter, : m- the faculties of the dog fo : i , ?m- prononets to let down his load *e\er entertainment tor man and horfe are to !h found. I fhali not at present enter into more ^ . ^ but poftpone my communications to Z another avat i-Apj dkm non vi. 0181) *«.*• r (ungxDO. I ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. ?l you, Sir, that, from very long obfervation, I find the pigeon is the moft expeditious of the two. I am at this moment, Sir, in pofieffion of a horfe that has aNofe, if I may fo call thefenfe of fmell- ing in a high degree: I do not perceive that he often hits upon game as the dog does, but he makes for a ftable door with great avidity; nay, fo certain is he of difeovering where victuals and drink are to be had, that it is with the utmoft difficulty I can get him to pafs a fign-poft $ and it requires no fmall exertion of arms and legs to prevent his running into every alehoufe on the road with me. Thefe are evident figns of a very fine nofe : it is a little inconvenient, to be fore, particularly if one is in hafte $ but the qualification is lingular. This variety I ffiall call The Setter, both from his polieffing the faculties of the dog fo called, and from his pronenefs to fet down his load wherever entertainment for man and horfe are to be found. I ffiall not at prefent enter into more varieties, but poftpone my communications to Z another 7 2 ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. another opportunity: only having juft touch’d upon the horfe with a Nofe, I muft inform you, that one of my neighbours, an Attorney, tells me he has a horfe that has no mouth. Although my flails are all full, I fhall certainly purchafe this uncommon animal, if he is to be had; as, from his formation, the pofleffion of him can be attended with little or no expence but the prime coft. I am, Sir, Your very humble Servant, Benj. Buffon. I LETTER ( 73 ) LETTER the SEVENTEENTH. To Mr. Gambado. SIR* I NTENDING the following account of a moft extraordinary phenomenon that appeared in our parilh two days fince, for the Philofophical Tranfc actions ; I fhould not have lent it to you, but that there was a horfe concern’d in it, and fo ftrange a one, that I thought that if you were not inform’d of it, you would be concern’d yourfelf. I have drawn it up to the beft of my abilities. It is as fol¬ lows : On the morning of the 6th inftant, the weather intenfely cold, the ground covered with ice or frozen fnow, as I may fay, precifely at the hour of eight, A.M. as Mary Jenkins (who lives as fervant at the Fox and Crown public-houfe, juft on the brow of Hiohaate o o 74- ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. Highgate Hill), a young woman about nineteen years of age, of a frefti complexion and fanguine habit, was lying awake in her bed (Reaumur’s Ther¬ mometer then {landing at only and Fahrenheit’s at ), (he heard a fhout of an uncommon kind $ and running to the window, the following pheno¬ menon prefented itfelf to her view. A man, dreft much after the manner of the Englifh, but of a fierce and terrifying afpe£l, feem’d to pals the Fox like lightning, mounted on fomething like a horfe; but fuch a one as (he had never before feen $ having the head, neck, and fore-legs of thofe of this country; faving that the legs were ftretch’d out and void of motion ; he was furnifh’d with a pair of wings, and his hind parts defended from his head obliquely to the ground. She verily believes he had a forked tail, but that hind-legs he had none. The man fat very ftiflf and upright, and continued his (bouts (which from what I can make out from the Girl’s imitations of them much refembled the war-hoops of the Indians), until he turned the corner by the Boardine- o ) t In HO C SIGNO VINCE s. I.ONUON,Publift>d March ?3,i ?91,by W DICKINSON ,N?25 Old Be . s of ilORSEMANSHiT hfc ' ■ " r ; ■ • - her nak< d c * • : { V.. • . • ^eet felling, ? y* oor Gh fam and v. cv , [ i, 5 v th< ogrefs of fi i] d. a 1 the • !i ? ? m. uion cono and ted. t . ; t hr fku it: i aoo!. : mg. call’ s • i i ti c . •: k . .. t a J they j the road joft at the ut fide, faw the firange .. .fit and three Second?, in m Mary Jenkins, *hc wings. “ II m e .it Cupidon avec les ailes « de ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. 75 Boarding-fchool, where fhe loft fight of him. But he was again vifible to her naked eye at the foot of the hill; when feme fleet falling, he wholly dif- appeared. The poor Girl, exceedingly terrified, awakened the family, and was order’d to go to Dr.-, to take oath of what (lie had feen ; which fhe did. Being one of the firft who heard of it, I buftled about, and got a good deal of information concern¬ ing the progrefs of the phenomenon, and think I can afcertain at about what rate he travelled. - As the clock ftruck eight, Mary Jenkins faw him on the brow of the hill. Mamfelle Bellefeffe, the Teacher at the Boarding- fchool, being call’d up before her time, and in a fmall building which looks into the road juft at the turn, her watch luckily by her fide, faw the ftrange gentleman pafs, precifely at eight and three feconds. She defcribes him differently from Mary Jenkins, though they both agree in the wings. “ II me 'ul, c i 4 ^ i t till I got to the |x ' ,n 4 leg didn’t my horle, * >uf IK 1 oully, as I may fay, till he o^erfatc l« • »t i m the road; I was too flurri- tO il * i the ; I (ce’d it was um^ ;> y ly (mr' 6o Tyrm v-C a/icm 6crt. Fata n LTB.A 1 TERRIS HUNC TAJSI'l TiOKDON.PublittiUMarch asl^.791 byAV.DlCKlNSOJd N?24 Old Bond Street ANNALS OF HORSEMANSHIP. St Was a poor mcti axing charity in a hat. My hone muft have had a rare bit of bone in his back, and I fit him as ftiff as buckram. Your Honour’s obedient Servant, James Jumps, finis. ERRATA. To the Editor, page vi. line 18. Page blank, read, page 7. Geoffrey Gambado to the Reader, p. xiii. line 11, for thefe, read , thole. Page 11. line 10. for Lemma’s, read. Angle’s. -20. line 1. for Query, read, Quere. -42. line 17. for did, read, old. Ibid, for Bougie, read. Beagle. DIRECTIONS to the BINDER. 1. Apotheofis of Geoffrey Gambado —- To front the Title, 2. Gambado feeing the World — — — Page xiii 3. The Puzzle — — — — — — 2 4. —-for a Dog, Horfe, or Chriftian —• — 3 c. How to make the mofl of him - - — 18 6. -the lead: of him - — — 20 7 - How to do things by Halves — __ — 2 7 8. Tricks upon Travellers — — — — 29 9 - Love and Wind — — — — — 33 10. Me, my Wife and Daughter — — — 33 11. How to make the Mare to go — — — 54 12. 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