rejuvenation OF MAMA and PAPA ' THE REJUVENATION OF MAMA and RAPA GOO^E — — THE REJUVENATION OF /MAMA AND PAPA , COOAE : ;l . " F ' v . > - . BY MORRIS H. PANCOAST ■ , AJEW YOM BRITTON PUBLISHING COMPANY CONTENTS (M)ama gooje. haj an idea Papa learnf a new j'Tep - jo doe j mama "CHARrry covert a multitude or jint’ A CHRIJTMAS JURPRDE FOP MAMA-AND PAPA MAMA AND PAPA AT THE JHOW PAPA'J GOLF GAME IF A “DREAM” PAPA MAKEF A HOME BUN Mama favej papa from being a hero MAMAandPAPA goose TRADE MARI^ REO US. PAE HA HUM HO HUM ! WHATS THE USE OF THIS CONTINUOUS HUMDRUM WE MIGHT AS WELL BE DEAD WELL WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST ? I'M NOT A WILD GOOSE BUT I'M GAME JUST THE SAME m i: IT ' PEOPLE THINK WE'RE JUST IN A BOOK ! lets put on our party clothes and GET OUT AMONGST THE BRIGHT LIGHTS-HUH righto! i’ll try ANYTHING - ONCE -AND DON'T come again UNTIL YOU'VE LEARNED HOW WHEN I DO ILL GO TO A FIRST CLASS PLACE YES DEAR, OF COURSE, DO GO. IT’LL DO YOU GOOD. I MAY DO A LITTLE ■SHOPPING THIS AFTERNOON MYSELF GUESS I'LL D-ROP IN AT THE GANDER CLUB FIRST THING I KNOW THE DOOR MAN YYONT KNOW ME ■ MADAME PEACOCK'S DANCING PARLOR ! THEN GO AND PARK YOUR CAR IN FRONT OF THE CLUB AND WAIT UNTIL I PHONE , — That's the way he drops in AT HIS CLUB IS IT ? AT LAST I'VE FOUND HIM OUT — WOULD YOU MIND DANCING AGAIN MR CHANTICLEER ? T JUST LOVE. TO PANCE. NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO SURPRISE ME WITH YOUR DANCING, "DON'T TELL ME YOU APE GOING TO THE CLlH? I- El?- AH- WttATi THAT YOU SAY ? J‘M SORRY WE HAVE TO GO. PARA ISN'T FEELING VERT WELL, EM AFRAID DANCING DOESN'T AGREE WITH HIM PAPA 15 PIPING WITH ME , HONSt , SO YOU NEEDNY GO TO MADAME PEACOCir'5 FOR HIM . - • “CHARITY COVER.J A MULTITUDE OF TINT” Off, I SIMPLY Couldn't! PAPA JUST HATES SUCH AFFAIRS -AND IT'S FOR CHARITY .TOO, SO YOU SEE YOU MUST GO TO THE BALL MYtfUSB/WD HATES THEM TOC* BUT HE'LL BE AT THE CLUB - OH, I OUGHTN'T- I wouldn't even think OF IT, IF IT wasn't FOR CHARITY- - ER- WHAT TIME DID YOU 5 AY COME OVER? BY THE WAY, PAPA, I'M GOING TO PINE AT MRS- BROWNS TONIGHT AND WONT BE HOME UNTIL LATE ALL RIGHT, DEAR, ILL BE AT THE CLUB Imy WIFE HAS .SOMETHING- ON AT ? HOME TONIGHT - LETS UP L|: AND GO TO THE T3AL MASQUE UM EK, — WELL SINCE ITS FOJ? CHARITY, i'll go you YOUR STEP 15 IMPROVING-, PAPA G-005E I-Utt-YYHAT VO YOU MEAN- PAPA G-CX BEAUTIFUL MAIDEN, I AM DEE -LIGHTED ! ^ WHY PAPA &005E YOU OLD FI?AUD 1 I JUST KNEW YOU'D BE HERE- .50 r CAME AND CAUGHT YOU ! hypocrite! LET IS GO HOME I H GO IN' TO BUY THAT YOUNGSTER FO^ NANA . IT’LL TICKLE HER TO DEATH — WHEN IT CONES TO SELECTING- CHI?ISTI V )A5 FKE5ENT5 I’M QUITE CLEVAH' THERE'S THE UTTUE KA5CAU THATS THE BOY I WANT YOU'LL HAVE TO DIVE DOWN DEEP TO GET me-jqeeawk! IF YOU EAT TttftT PUCK", you're A CANNIBAL. PAPA'S GOT A BABY Papa's got a baby squeeAWK! .squeeAWK ! squeeAWK WERE GOING- TO KEEP HIM EOF? PAPA UNTIL CHRISTMAS EVE OH, YOU PRECIOUS LITTLE . PURLING BABY GOOSE? T THAT $ RIGHT- B-A-d-Y GOO^E THAT5 WHAT MAMA WILL NAME HIM — All RE POP YOU couldn't GU ESS IN A THOUSAND YEARS WHAT SANTA CLAUS 15 GOING TO DICING YOU TONIGHT YOU COULDN'T GUESS YOURS IN A MILLION - f ffi'n/A LITTLE DARLING- BABY GOOSE . COME TO YOUR MAMA (GUESS IM IN YlGHT this \ time SOUEE AYYK [ don't you P-A-B-E. WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT INFERNAL RACKET AT THIS TIME IN THE MORNING GET OUT O’ HERE -YOU UTTLE IMP ! BRUTE ! TT WAS VERY NICE OF THE BROWNS TO ASK MS TO TttE THEATRE TONIGHT- I'M CRAZY ABOUT CLASSIC DANCING'. IT 'BORES ME TO HYSTERIA. WHY Pi DM V gSSg,; THEY MAKE IT THE. iffM Movies instead ? ij there's a Tandy show Tim at the "gorgeous" JrT j. | THEATRE THIS WEEK ASrLIVEl PAPA goose! COME OUT AFTEI? THE FIRST ACT ANP HAVE A CHAT ABOUT OLD TIMC5 WHY, HE 4.0, PICK ! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU For FIFTEEN YEAPS YYttOS THAT, I WONDEp? ftRENT THEY SIMPLY WONDERFUL ! VEf?Y GOOD— DO YOU CAPE. Fop THE" MOVIES’? WE 3AW A G1?GAT SHOW LAST NIGHT m / ; \\\ I'M 5U1?E GLAD TO HEAR YOU'VE GOT on SO WELL -MANAGER , EH f ■BUT ]'M AFRAIP MAMA WOULPNT LIKE ME TO COME BACK ON THE STAGE . AW, GO ON! SffE WONT CARE , r WANT TO SHOW YOU HOW THE GREAT WATERFALL SCENE IS WORKED iTTftNCE T CO NT SEE ANYBODY NOW. I'M SHOWING PA?A GCC5E HOW THE WATER FALL SCENE 15 MADE WERE YOU GIRLS IN 'THE DANSE DU ZEPHYR JUST NOW? YES, BUT WEYE , GOT REAL TARTS IN THE. NEXT SCENE WATCH OUT FOR THE -RAP DOOR 1 . THE WATER NYMPHS E5CAPE THROUGH THAT HELP! help! 1M LOST WHERE AM I WHERE S PAPA ? I'M SUPE 1 HEARD HIM YELL- OH, t+E'S KILLED, ] KNOW HE'S KILLED! NOW DOES HE KNOW WHAT A T1?AP 15 ? fl£5 NO ACTOft ! 1TOLP HIM NOT TO STEP ON THE TRAP, OUT HE TEEL THE 'BlpOWNJ IK THE STAGE BOX, PICK. THAT TM ILL AND WE'VE GO NE HOME ■ r — — — PAPAJ golf game ua “dream" YOU RE A W. SMITH'S JEALOUS. ALL SKINNY PEOPLE APE SOUR MINDED AN' I'M TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT MY FAT FROM EVERYBODY I MEET - GUESS I'LL GO. TO BED GETTING TERRIBLY FAT .PAPA. WHY DON'T YOU TRY GOLF? MR. SMITH SAYS IT'LL PULL YOU DOWN COME ON , PAPA, A FEW GOLF C-AMES WILL GET YOU POWN IN THE FEATHERWEIGHT CLASS AGAIN -you're ENTIRELY TOO STOUT i hayenY ANY golf TOGS and I NEVER HAD A CLUB IN MY RANDS, BUT '■ J ■ I I J don't WORRY ABOUT CLOTHES. THERE ARE A LOT OF FAT OLD DUFFERS WHO WONT BE OUT TO THE CLUB TODAY -I'LL RIG YOU OUT FINE I USED TO PLAY SHINNY — MAYBE THAT'LL ft ELP MY GOLF- WOT? 50ME DRIVE -FOR fi BEGINNER! right oyer the trees! maybe you'll make IT IN ONE JIMMINY CRICKETS WATCH 'El? GO Yards THAT WAS A PIPPINl NY DP I YE IS GETTING BETTER V SETTER WOW I HOPE THE GPEEN WAS CLEAR OR SOMEBODY^ ANATOMY WILL BE DISLOCATED ^ - -fT < (VO, IT WAS THE FELLOW OTHER SIDE OF THE WOODS - T>0 YOU THINK HE'LL GET WELL, NURSE? OH, IT WAS ‘ALL MY FAULT, T DROVE HIM TO IT GOLF ? NEVER AGAIN FOR ME.! I'D RATHER HAVE A SHAPE LIKE A RAIN PARREL THAN LIE LIKE THI5 IN A HOSPITAL FOR TWO MONTHS BUT THINK HOW NICE IT'LL HE TO ALWAYS BE THIN LIKE YOU ARE NOW PAPA MAREJ - A HOME PUA it's too fine a day .TO STAY IN DOORS - LETS GO TO THE BALL GAME WHAT WOULD WE DO WITH baby ? Ht doesn't know ABOUT BASEBALL BABY BALL BABY BALL BABY SAUL baby BALL OF COURSE WE'LL TAKE OUR LITTLE v BABY GOOSIKINS ALONG - WONT WE FAPA? YEP_ ANP HE'LL BE THE MASCOT FOR THIRTEEN STRAIGHT-EH.BABY ? THEPE'.5 5IG- MIKE WITH HI5 FAP ON, AND LITTLE EDPIE.ANP SPOOKS M C CAPTY, AND A'— ^ YOU MUST KNOW 'EM PRETTY WELL TO MAKE. THEM OUT THAT FAP Eddie 5PookS h ■ fi , -i OH, MANAGER BILL NEVER MUFE5 ANYTHING, MAMA CAREFUL ! DONT LET HIM FALL ! -AND BABY G-OOSE. TOO 1 . OUR I mascot! COME HERE YOU j„ LITTLE RASCAL 15 ILL IS GOING TO hand misf OTHER TEAM A GOOSE. EG& g; WE CAN'T LOSE NOW m$%oo;oo- A NEW i &\ MASCOT • SOME BABY, Efl.WOT? BABY BALL WftAT'S THE MATTER OVER' THERE .? EDDIE FOULED | TO BABY GOOSE'5 BEAK IT'S AN OUTRAGE 1 DIDNT GO TO DO IT, PAFA, IT SLIPPED OFF MY BAT I'LL SLIP YOU, Y' LITTLE SAWED OFF m u rni g> 'pei pi'm EDDIE IS ALWAYS *143 SLAMMIN' 'EM #vS//J into the Grand SkjSL stand GO TO HIM, PAPA J TS^Mm IS THERE A DOCTOR IN , THE CROWD < ILL WRING YOUR NEON WHEN I GET HOLD OF YOU-YOU SHRIMP' I DIDNT MEAN TO I TELL YA ! YUtt SEE .PAPA WAS ALL our O' BREAth WHEN EDDIE TURNED AND FASTED HIM AND HE DIDN'T HAVE A SHOW WELL /PAPA, IF YOU PE THROUGH WITH YOUR FIGHTING- AND BRAWLING, NOW, WE'LL GO HOME ‘BABYJ ALL RIGHT/ PAPA, THE BALL JUST GRAZED HIS NOSE -HE WAS ONLY SCARED PLAY BAvLL MAMA SAYEJ PAPA FROM BEIAG A HERO I HELLO, PAPA! COME ON IN THE WATER'S— FULL O' 6 ALT ] DON’T CAPE MUCH for THIS YEARS STYLES IN BATHING CLOTHES, DO YOU BET YOU CAN'T SWIM NO, DOESNT MRS. BROWN LOOK HORRID IN. HERS THOUGH ? PAPA, GO AND BUY THE GIRLS SOME. ICE CREAM- BUT KEEF EYE ON BABY GOOSE ! A el trig-ht girls, come on that's awfully \: SWEET Of you, \ MAMA, WE’LL BRING , SOME BACK with ujJ THEY SAY THE ICE.5 APE FINE AT THE DEWPPOP INN- 00,00 ! 0 UK E0FT5 ALL WA55ED AWAY Tthat' 5 PPETTY GOOD I DO Pf?OP IN AN’ HAVE 4 ONE ON ME ! AND SOME MOI?E CAKE ? WHAT'S ALL THE RUMPU5 ABOUT SAY, rAW, DONT YOU THINK ONE ICE CREAM DESERVES AN OTHER ? THE UNDERTOWS BAD TODAY TAKE YOUR Tl ME, BABY -PAPA LL BE r~ r~) THERE IN A MINUTE -THE GOOSE FAMILY HURRY ! ARE ALL GOOD .SWIMMERS' 1 FAPA J STAND BACK ' DON'T VYOBf YOU CAN'T Dl?OVYN A GOOSE NOW PAPA'S CAUGNT IN TtlE UNDEBTOW — WNEPE'S THE UFE.&AURD f STA ND BACK I TELL YA -THEY'RE SAFER THERE THAN ON BROADWAY ! THERE GOE5 3A3Y OUT AGAIN 1 . WHY DOESN'T SOMEBODY SAVE HIM - , ! BRAVO* MAMA TO THE RESCUE -« 4t v COME TO MAMA'S A1?MS, BABY . L — y DAVi ino. 1 wniii nw'r anvr^s/ im good CP ] TCH pi MAMA ! DARLING ! WOULDN'T ANYBODY TAKE OO F?OM THE J NAUGHTY WAVES ? M fH EL LO , M AMaT } jL WAIT A MINUTE U'LL GET HIM — 1 WAS ONLY away a MINUTE - I WOULD (ZnirrFN 14/ rv i 7 — YE5.£i ;t you wepe not KEEPING Youp EYE. ON T 3 A 73 Y 1 yhe Pooip DAPLIN/G MIGHT HAVE- , DPOWNEP sur poy me! ■'S Vi 4 \