Digitized by the Internet Archive in 2014 https://archive.org/details/faithfulmemoirsoOOcurl FAITHFUL MEMOIRS O I THE LI F E, Amours and Performances, OF . That juftly Cel ebrated, and moft Eminent A C T R E S S of her Time, M rs . Anne Oldfield. Interfperfed with feveral other Dramatical MEMOIRS. H?y Willta.m Egerton, Efq,- "The great Pains, which jhe Ladieso/ this Age take to commend Virtue, is fometimes a Jhrewd Sign that they take but- very little to pra&ice i t. And 9 the greatest 'Part of thofe Complaints againjl their Neighbours, are owing to the Want of Refle&ion upon Themfelves. Rochefoucault, L O N T) O N: Printed in the Year MDCCXXXL [Price 3 s. Stitch'd, 3 s. 6 d. Bound.] T O Mrs. Saunders, O F Watford in Hertford/hire. Ma DAM, IN dear RefpecT: to your departed Friend^ I earneftly thefe Pages recommend. Let her true Worth thro' your Prote&ion live, Who know both how to Love, and how to Grieve. The Public, in their *Pkafures } daily mount Her Lofs, and Roscius * holds the fatal Urn. Secure will be her everlafting Fame, Since Saunders has embalm'd an Oldfield's Name. William Egerton. Somerfet-Houfey Feb. i, 1731. i * Mr. Booth/ THE THE PREFACE. CIriticks in Wit, or Life, are hard to Pka/e, 4 Few Write to Them, and none can Live to Tkefe. Thus ftngs Mr. Pope. However, I will ven- ture to introduce thefe Memoirs of Mrs, Oldpield, with an Observation made by that excellent Critick, in Life, the Duke De Rochefoucault, viz. " All " Diversions which are very entertaining, " are of dangerous Conference $ but of ?\\ that the World hath found out, none " Jhould be more cautioufly ufed than Plays. £ They give fo nice, fo natural a Reprefen- A z and a humo- rous De[cription of Poetry by Mr. Farquhar, p. 6%. Mrs. Percival, alias Mountfort, alias Verbruggen, that Gentlewoman's de- plorable Cafe reprefented, p. 69. She died in Childbed p. 2. 'three Inftances of the Fatality of Duellifts, p. 70, 71. Mrs. Oldfield Plays Jane Shore, Mr. Wilks [peaks the Prologue, 7 2, and She the Epilogue p. 74. A Letter concerning Mrs. Oldfield, and of her being taken Notice of by the late Duke of Bedford, p. 76, 77. 'The Hifiory of the Stage, in Six Letters to Mrs. Oldfield, from p. 78 to 1 12. Mifs CampionV Death and "Burial, with the In[cription on the Monu- ment ereUed to her Memory by the Duke of D — — re 3 p. 113, Bijljop Rennet [everely A 2 Centred iv The CONTENT S. Cenf tired for T re aching his Graces Funeral Sermon, and fufpeUed of writing the In- fcription for Mifs Campion - } this Cafejuftly reprefented, from p. 1 1 6 to 1 20. An Amour between the Dutchefs of Cleveland and Mr. Goodman the Tlayer, Ibid. Mrs, OldfieldV Admirers, in her 'Profejfwn, in- numerable, Ibid. Her regard for "Briga- dier Churchiilj p. 121. Some curious Me- moirs relating to Mr. Wycherley *s Marri- age, his Death, and Laji Will, from p. 121 to 140. Mr. Thomfon\r Character of Mr. Wilks and Mrs. Oldfield, as to their ^Performances in his Sophonisba, p. 141. The laji Time of Her ^laying, Ibid. Her Sichiefs, and decent Deportment to the Time of her Death, p. 1 42, 143. Her Funeral, Lying in State, and Interment in Weft- minfter Abbey > p. 144, 145. A Jocofe Epi- gram and Epitaph on Mrs. Oldfield V being Buried near Secretary Craggs and Mr. Con- greve, p. 146. A faithful Account of her Iffue, &c. p. 147. Soliloquy on her Death} p. 148. Na?nia» Hiftrionicce, A Funeral Oration for Mrs, Oldfield by, a flayer, Mr. B e, p. 151. Two Greek Frag- ments, viz. 1. The Lover'j- Day. 2. A Hymn to Sleep. Both from Menander. Ad- dreffed to Ophelia, from p. 155 to 167. A ColleUion of Sekd Epilogues fpoken by Mrs. Oldfield, viz. To the Victim. Written by Mr. Cibber, p. 168. — To the Cruel Gift. By The CONTENTS, v Sy Mr. Rowe, p. 171. — To Bufiris. %y Dr. Young, p. 173. — To the Drummer, p. 175. — To Provok'd Husband, p. 177. — To Double FaUliood, p» 179. — ToTi- moleon, p. 181. The Stage, a 'Poem by Dr. Reynardfon. Infcribed to Mr. Addifon, p. 184. An exaU Regifter of the Parts Acted by Mrs. Oldfield pom the Time of her coming on the Stage to her Death, p. 205. An Inventory of Mrs. Oldfield V Curiofities, as Statues, Pictures, Medals ; Jewels, &c. p. 108. An Appendix, containing, I. A true Copy of the Lafi Will and Tejiament of Arthur Maynwaring, Efy; p. 1 to 4. II. A true Copy of Mrs. OldfieldV Lafi Will and Tef- tament, p. 5 to 8. HI. Her Codicil to the fame, p. 9. IV. Mr. SavageV Epiftk to Mrs. Oldfield. Occafioned by her Playing Cleopatra, &c. p. 11. V. Verfes on Mrs. OldfieldV Death, Mr. Booth / Sichiefs, and the Declenfion of the Stage, p. 14. More Verfes, Epitaphs, &c. p. 17 to 21. INTRODUCTION To the L I F E of Mrs. OLDFIELD, H E Lofs which the polite Part of the Town has fuftained, in the Death of Mrs. Oldeield, muft be allowed to be irrepar- able j becaufe, in Comedy, as fhe never had, fo fhe has not left her EquaL The Stage-Entertainment has lately met with a Brace of rooft violent Ecclefiaftical Antagonifts, * (as violent to the full, as their red - hot- Pr ed ecejflfor, Jeremy Collier, M. A. ) Therefore I think it abfolutely neceflfary, before I enter into any Particu- lars of Mrs. Oldfield's Life, to lay down the Sentiments of fome of the beft Writers relating to the Excellency and Ufe cf Tlra- matical Reprefentations. * Mefiieurs Bedford and Law. I CANNOT 5 ii Introduction. cc I cannot, fays a Writer of eftablijhed cc Merits be of the fame Opinion with my cc Friends and Fellow- Labourers, the Re-r cc formers of Manners, in their Severity to- cc wards Plays, but niuft allow, that a good ' 99. VoJJI. his Introduction. v his judicious Spe&ators, who were won- derfully delighted with feeing a Man in Tor- ment fo well a&ed. The Truth of it is, the Politenefs of our ILngliJh Stage, in re- gard to Decorum, is very extraordinary. We a& Murders to lhew our Intrepidity, and Adulteries to lhew our Gallantry. Both of them are frequent in our moft taking Plays, with this Difference only, That the firft are done in the Sight of the Audience, and the other wrought up to fuch an height upon the Stage 3 that they are almoft put in Execu- tion before the A&ors can get behind the Scenes. I would not have it thought that there is juft Grounds for thofe Confequences which our Enemies draw againft us from thefe Practices ; but methinks one would be forry for any manner of Occafion for fuch Mifreprefentations of us. The Virtues of Tendernefs, Compaflion and Humanity, are thofe by which Men are diftinguilhed from Brutes, as much as by Reafon itfelf ; and it would be the greateft Reproach to a Nation to diftinguifli itfelf from all others by any Defeat in thefe particular Virtues. * At Theatrical Reprefentations, every one ihould fhew his Attention, Underftanding, and Virtue. I would undertake to find out all the Perfons of Senfe and Breeding * Tatler, N°; Vol. III. by vl Introduction. by the Effed of a fingle Sentence, and to diftinguifh a Gentleman as much by his Laugh, as his Bow. When we fee the Footman and his Lord diverted by the fame Jeft, it very much turns to the Diminution of the one, or the Honour of the other. But tho' a Man s Quality may appear in his Under- ftanding and Tafte, the Regard to Virtue ought to be the fame in all Ranks and Con- ditions of Men, however they make a Pro- feffion of it under the Name of Honour, Re- ligion, or Morality. When therefore we fee any thing divert an Audience, either in Tragedy or Comedy, that ftrikes at the Du- ties of civil Life, or expofes what the beft Men in all Ages have looked upon as facred and inviolable, it is the certain Sign of a profligate Race of Men, who have fallen from the Virtue of their Forefathers, and will be contemptible in the Eyes of Pofte- rity. — This brings to my Mind a Paffage in Cicero ^ which I could never read without be- ing in Love with the Virtue of a Roman Audience. He there defcribes the Shouts and Applaufes, which the People gave to the Perfons who a&ed the Parts of 'Pilades and OrefteS) in the nobleft Occafion that a Poet could invent to ftiew Friendfhip in Per- fection. One of them had forfeited his Life by an Action which he had committed $ and as they flood in Judgment before the Tyrant, each of them firove who Ihould be Introduction. vii the Criminal, that he might fave the Life of his Friend* Amidft the Vehemence of each averting himfelf to be the Offender, the 'Roman Audience gave a Thunder of Applaufe, and by that means, as the Author hints, approved in others what they would have done themfelves on the like Occafion, Methinks a People of fo much Virtue were defertfedly placed at the Head of Mankind : But, alas ! Pleafures of this Nature are not frequently to be met with on the Englijh Stage. The Athenians, at a Time when they were the moft polite, as well as the moft powerful, Government in the World, made the Care of the Stage one of the chief Parts of the Adminiftration : And I muft confefs, I am aftoniftied at the Spirit of Virtue which appeared in that People, upon fome Ex- preflions in a Scene of a famous Tragedy, an Account of which we have in one of Seme as Epiftles. A covetous Perfon is reprefented fpeaking the common Sentiments of all who are polfeffed with that Vice in the following Soliloquy, which I have trans- lated literally. Let me he called a bafe Man, fo 1 am called a rich one. If a Man is rich, who ash if he is good? The Queflion is, How much we have, not from whence, or hy what Means y viii Introduction. Means, we have it. Every one has fo much Merit as he hath Wealth. Tor my own Part, let me he rich, 0 ye Gods! or let me dye. The Man dies happily, who dies increasing his Treaftire. There is more Tleafure in the *Po][eJJion of Wealth, than in that of 'Parents, Children, Wife or Friends. The Audience were very much provoked by the firft Words of this Speech ; but when the A&or came to the Clofe of it, they could bear no longer. In fhort, the whole Aflfem- bly rofe up at once in the greateft Confterna- tion and Abhorrence. From thefe few Obfervations may be feen both the Ufe and Abufe of the Stage. In the Clofe of thefe Memoirs, I lhall confider moft of the Obje&ions which have been brought againft the Englifh Dramatical Per- formances of late Years. As to Mrs. Oldfield's Qualifications, as a Player, I lhall give them in the Words of one who muft be allowed to be an excellent Judge of them, viz. cc There is no doing Right to Mrs. Old- cc field, fays Mr. Gibber, * without put- * In hit Preface to the Provok'd Husband. * ting Introduction. m cc ting People in mind of what others, of Cf great Merit, have wanted to come near cc her. It is not enough to fay fhe Here, cc outdid her ufaal Excellence, $ I might cc therefore juftly leave her to the conftant cc Admiration of thofe Spectators^ who have and the other in her cc Drefs, never had her Equal on the €C Stage i and the Ornaments fhe herfelf pro- cc vided, (particularly in this Play) feemed cc the Paraphernalia of a Woman of Qua- cc lity. And of that Sort were the Cha- cc ra&ers fhe chiefly excelled in ; but her cc natural good Senfe, and lively Turn of cc Conver- Introduction, xi a Converfation made her Way fo eafy to cc Ladies of the higheft Rank, that it is a together with a New 'Prologue and Epilogue. The Pilgrim was indeed re- vived for the Benefit of Mr. Dryden, Ann. 1700, but he dying on the third Night of its Reprefentation, his Son attended the Run of it, and the Advantages accrued to his Fa- mily. About three Years after, upon the Deceafe of that eminent Adtrefs Mrs. Ver- bruggen, who died in Child-bed, Mrs. Old- held fucceeded her in the Part of Lady Lurewellj in the Constant Couple: Or^ a Trip to the Jubilee^ written by Mr. Far- auHAR, which run Fifty two Nights. But Engraved for the Univerfal Magazine. Life of Mrs. Oldfield. 3 the Part that rendered Mrs. Oldfield's Ex- cellence chiefly known to the Town, was that of Lady Betty Modijh, in the Careless Husband, a Comedy, written by Mr. Cibber, in the Year 1704. In this Character it was that thofe two Qualities, before obferved by Mr. Cibber, of the Genteel and the Elegant , ftione out in Mrs. Oldfield to their greateft Degree of Perfe&ion ; and the Charadter was fo admirably fuited to the natural and agree- able Manner of Converfation peculiar to Mrs. Oldfield, that almoft every Sen- tence, in the Part, may with Juftice be faid to have been heard from her own Mouth be- fore ftie pronounced it on the Stage. In fliort^ it was not the Part of Lady Betty Modijh, reprefented by Mrs. Oldfield ; but it was the real Mrs. Oldfield, who appeared in the Chara&er of Lady "Betty Modijh. The fame Year, the Royal Company of Commedians went down to the Bath^ where, among feveral Plays a&ed by them during the Seafon, Mifs Campion not only by her Action, but her Singing and Dancing, had fo far captivated the mod noble William Duke of Dewnjhire 3 Father of the late Duke, that he took her off the Stage. Of this Amour farther mention will be hereafter made ; becaufe it is intended that thefe Me- moirs lhall not only, with the utmoft Fide- lity, confift of a Recital of the peculiar Ex- cellencies of Mrs. Oldfield, but likewife contain 4 MEMOIRS of the contain a fliort digreflionary Hiftory of the Fate and Fortunes of the moft confiderable Adtreffes during the fame Period of Time: an Attempt which I hope will not be lefs ufeful than entertaining to every Reader* It is well known that, about this Time, a ftridt Alliance of Friendfhip had com- menced between Arthuk Maynwaring, Efqj and Mrs. Oldfield. Mr. Oldmixon^ who wrote the Life of Mr. Maynwaring^ affures the Public, cc That each of them cc loved with a Paffion, that could hardly cc have been ftronger, had it been both cc Her and His firft Love. m * It was doubtlefs owing, in a great Meafure, to his Inftru&ions, that Mrs. Oldfield be- came fo admirable a Player y for as no bo- dy underftood the AUion of the Stage better than himfelf, fo no body took greater Pleafure than he to fee her excel in it. He wrote fe- veral Prologues and Epilogues for her, and would always hear her rehearfe them in pri- vate, before fhe fpoke them in public • I fhall infert Part of one f to which in the Speaking fhe gave an inimitable Turn of Humour z being an agreeable Difplay of the Manner how the Ladies would Govern under a Fe- minine Monarchy. * See Mr. MaynwaringV Life, 8iw, pag. 43, &c. •V The Epilogue to the WifeV Relief:" Or, The Husband'* Cure. A Comedy. Written ly Mr. Charles Johnfon. Could Life of Mrs. Oldfield. 5 Could we a Parliament of Women call, Wed vote fuch Statutes as would tame ye all s Firfl, we'd refolve, that all thofe Marry M Fellows, Should Banifhment endure, who durft be Jealous : For tho that curft Difeafe proceeds from Love** foft (Paffion, Nothing fhould be a Crime, in\Js y but Demonfiraticnl Next, that thofe Dull, Uncomfortable-Wights, Who deep all Mornings and who fot a Nights, Should find, when they reel Home with Surfeits cloyd^ 'Their tender Wives with better Friends employ d. Laflly, the Man that breaks the Marriage-Vow, {If any fuch, in this good Houfe, you know) For the firft Time, fhould fuffer a Divorce Adieu thofe tempting Words for Better and for ( Worfe, The Ladies floould be free again to Wed, And the Falfe Men be naturally dead. But hold ! what makes Me impotent ly rant ? The Will we have — ■ but 0 ! the Power we want : And you, vile Husbands when thefe Threats you hear, Will only grow worfe Tyrants than you were. Yet have a Care for tho' we cannot make Laws for Mankind, we can their Orders break The War, 'tis faid, is drawing to an End ; And not one Woman then can want a Friend. The Brave will All to this dear Town repair, And they were always Guardians of the Fair ; D By 6 MEMO IKS of the By faithful Service to their Country done, Our Sex'j Favour they have fairly tvon ; And may they JliB have this propitious Doom Conqueft Abroad^ and jufl Returns at Homes Thefe are cur TViJhes, — and if any here, "The glorious Character of Soldier bear j I hope their Favour to this Play the/0 flmv 3 And pay our Poet what to Us they owe. Mr. Ma yn waring s Friends, fome of whom were of the higheft Rank, of both Sexes, often blamed him, nay 5 have had fuch Quar- rels with him concerning this Affair, that even Mrs. Oldfield her felf has frequently reprefented to him, that it was for his Homur and Interefi to break off their Alliance^ which open Franknefs, on her Side, did as he has often confelfed, engage him to her the more firmly 3 and all his Friends at laft, gave over importuning him to leave her. They faw, by her rnoft engaging Manner, that lhe daily, and hourly 3 more and more entangled him in Cupid's Nets, and it muft be allowed that Mr. Ma yn waring is not the only wife Man who has fallen a Victim to Venus. Fie really fuftained a greater W eight of the public Affairs, than fome whofe Pofts more immediately loaded them with the Burthen* His very great Intimacy and Friendship with my Lord Gpdolghin and the Duke of Marl- borough* Life of Mrs. Old field- 7 horough p who were then at the Head of. the Miniftry, could not but neceffarily involve him in Political Re-fearches, and it was to unbend his Mind that he took Delight to pafs fome Hours with a Woman, whofe Conver- fation was both foft and pleafant, and exa&ly agreeable to his own. It is not to be fup- pofed that two Perfons under fuch an Affec- tionate Alliance could meet without Confum- mation j and all the Quarter that is defired for Mr. Maynwaring's Reputation in this Tranfa&ion of his Life, is, that none but the Innocent would condemn him. For what Mr. Fenton has obferved of the 'Primitive State y may be juftly applied to the Satisfacti- on they enjoyed in each other, (Pure from Deceit : , devoid of Fear and Strife, W hile Love was all the penfive Care of Life. I t cannot be denied, but this Amour was very expenlive to Mr. Maynwaring, tho* it was not the only erroneous Inftance of his OEconomy. No Man could have a greater Contempt for Money, or abhorred what was mean and fordid more than he did : And it was wholly owing to his Generofity and Neg- ligence of his own Affairs, that after he had fo profit able a Poft, as Auditor of the Impreft, conferred on him, yet he made no Addition to his Fortune. When he fold his Eftate of Jghtfeld in Sbropjhire^ to my Lord Kil- . \ D 2 mptrfa 8 MEMO IKS of the marry, there was not, when the Mortgages were paid off, above Four Thoufand Pounds left to be divided between him and his Sifter. The Management of his Domeftic Affairs he gave entirely up tohis Sifter and Servants; and thofe that knew what was the Condu& of his Family at Whitehall, never thought that he would be the richer for his Poft. His Compa- ny was fo much the Delight of the Great, the Fair and the Gay> that he was very little at Home. However, we muft leave him for a while in the Bufinefs of his Poft ; made hap- py, at certain Intervals, by Mrs. Oldfield, in whofe Converfation all his Political Fatigues Were moft agreeably alleviated. About this Time, the Englijh Stage met with as much Oppofition as the State. No- thing would go down but Italian Operas, and indeed Mr. Maynwaring, being a Lo- ver of Mufic and a fine Performer himfel£ gave into this Polite Tafte, and wrote the following "Prologue to CAMILLA* While Martial Troops, with more than Martial (Rage, For Auftria thefe, for Bourbon thofe engage; Cover with Blood th 7 unhappy Latian Plains, hifult their Shepherds and opprefs their Swains ; Camilla frighten d from her native Seat, Hither is drivn to beg a fafe Retreat. Q may Life of Mrs. Oldfield. 9 O may the exifd Nymph a Refuge find ! Such as may eafe the Labours of her Mind ; Hear her, ye Fair, in tuneful Notes complain, Pity her Anguifh, and remove her Pain ; To you her Vindication does belong. To you the Mourner has addrefsd her Song. Let her your Hearts with jufi Compajfim move, By Mufic foftend and endear d by Love; So may your Warriour Lords fuccefsjul Fight, May Honour crown the Day and Love the Night! May Conquefi fiill attend their generous Arms, - Till their Swords grow as fatal as your Charms. But let it here be obferved, that tho' Mr. Maykwarings Love of Mufic made him give fome Encouragement to the Italian Operas j yet he was a faft Friend, and vigo- roufly puflied all his Intereft, both for pro- moting and improving the Entertainment of the ILnglifh Theatre, being truly fenfible of this Remark^ While Nicolini like a Tyrant Reigns y Nature's* negie&ed, and the Stage in Chains. * We muft now return to Mrs. Oldfield, rifing every Seafon in Reputation, from her inimitable Performance, firft acquired under ♦^Epilogue to the Carelefi Husband, the io MEMOIRS of the the Chara&er of Lady' Hetty Modijh, and in which flie fhined more, than in all the Parts wherein fhe had hitherto appeared* The Author of the Careless Husband, thus impartially ftates the Cafe, to his moft Noble Patron the Duke of Argyll, cc The cc beft Gfiticks have long and juftly com- cc plained, that the Coarfenefs of moft Cha- cc racers in our late Comedies have been un- I was long in hopes that fome able cc Pen, whofe Expectation did not hang up- cc on the Profits of Succefs, would gene- flows with a more eafy Turn is it With Sleeves ? Lady Betty. O! 'tis impoffible to tell you what it is! — j Tis all Extravagance both in Mode and Fan- cy ; my Dear, I believe there's Six Thou- fand Yards of Edging in it Then fuch an Enchanting Slope from the Elbow ■» fomething fo New, fo Lively, fo Noble 3 fo Coquet and Charming but you lhall fee it, my Dear - Lady Easy. Indeed I won't, my Dear I am refolv'd to mortifie you for being fo wrongly fond of a Trifle. Lady Betty. Nay now, my Dear, you are Ill-natur'd. Lady Easy. Why truly, I'm half angry to fee a Wo- man of your Senfe, fo warmly concern 'd in the Care of her Outfide ; for when we have taken our beft Pains about it, 'tis the Beauty of the Mind alone that gives us lafting Value. Lady Betty. Ah! my Dear, my Dear! you have been a married Woman to a fine purpofe indeed, E that i 4 MEMOIRS of the that know fo little of the Tafte of Mankind: Take my Word, a new Fafhion, upon a fine Woman, is often a greater Proof of her Va- lue, than you are aware of. Lady Easy* That I can't comprehend, for you fee among the Men, nothing's more ridiculous than a new Fafhion, thofe of the firft Senfe are al- ways the laft that come into it. Lady Betty. That is, becaufe the only Merit of a Man is his Senfe •> but doubtlefs the greateft Value of a Woman is her Beauty ; an homely Wo- man at the Head of a Fafhion, would not be alloyed in it by the Men, and confequently not ifollow'd by the Women : So that to be fuccefsful in one's Fancy, is an evident Sign of one's being admir'd, and I always take Ad- miration for the beft Proof of Beauty, and Beauty certainly is the Source of Power, as Power in all Creatures is the heighth ot Happinefs. Lady Easy. At this rate you would rather be thought Beautiful than Good, Lady Betty. As I had rather Command than Obey: The wifeft homely Woman can't make a Man of Life of Mrs. Ol dpi eld. 15 of Senfe of a Fool, but the verieft Fool of a Beauty fhall make an Afs of a Statefman fo that, in ihort, I can't fee a Woman of Spirit, has any Bufinefs in this World but to drefs and make the Men like her. Lady Easy. Do you fuppofe this is a Principle the Men of Senfe will admire you for ? Lady Betty. I c|o fuppofe, that when I fuffer any Man to like my Perfon, he lhan't dare to find Fault with my Principle. Lady Easy. But Men of Senfe are not fo eafily humbled. Lady Betty. The eafieft of any one has Ten thoufand times the Trouble with a Coxcomb. Lady Easy. Nay, that may be ; for I have feen you throw away more good Humour in hopes of z'Jtendrejle from , my Lord Foppington, who loves all Women alike, than wou'd have made my Lord Morelove perfectly happy, who loves only you. Lady Betty. The Men of Senfe, my Dear, make the beft Fools in the World j their Sincerity and E 2 good ic MEMOIRS of the good Breeding throws em fo entirely into one s Power, and gives one fuch an agreeable Thirft of ufing ? em ill 3 to fhew that Power — » 'tis impoffible not to quench it. Lady Easy, But methinks, my Lord Moreloves Man-' ner to you might move any Woman to a kinder Senfe of his Merit. Lady Betty Ay ! but wou d it not be hard* my Dear 3 for a poor weak Woman to have a Man of his Quality and Reputation in her Power, and not let the World fee him there ? Wou ci any Creature fit New drefs'd all Day in her Clofet ? Cou d you bear to have a fweet- fancy 'd Suit, and never fhew it at the Play, qr the Drawing-Room ? Lady Easy* But one wou'd not ride in ? t, methinks, or harrafs it out, when there's no occafion. Lady Betty. Pooh ! my Lord Moreloves a meer Indian parnask, one can't wear him out ; 6* my Con- science I muft give him to my Woman at laft, I begin to be known by him : Had not I beft leave him olf, my Dear ? for (poor Soul J I Relieve I have a little fretted him of late. Lady Life of Mrs. Ot dpi eld. if Lady Easy. Now 'tis to me amazing, how a Man of* his Spirit can bear to he us'd like a Dog for Four or Five Years together — but nothings a Wonder in Love ,- yet pray, when you found you cou'd not like him at firfl^ why did you ever encourage him ? Lady Betty* Why, what woud you have one do? for my part, I cou'd no more chufe a Man by my Eye, than a Shoe j one muft draw em on a little to fee if they are right to one's Foot. Lady Easy. But I'd no more fool on, with a Man I coud not like, than Yd wear a Shoe that pifich'd me. Lady Betty. Ay, but then a poor Wretch tells one, he'll widen em, or do any thing, and is fo civil and filly, that one does not know how to turn fuch a Trifle, as a Pair of Shoes, or an Heart, upon a Fellow s Hands again. Lady Easy. Well ! I confefs you are very happily dif- tinguifli'd among nxoft Women of Fortune, to have a Man of my Lord More/oves Senfe and Quality fo long and honourably in love with i8 MEMOIRS of tfo withi yoii: For now-a-days one hardly ever hears of fuch a thing as a Man of Quality, in Love with the Woman he wou'd marry : To be in Love now, is only having a Defigti Upon a Woman, a modifli way of declaring War againft her Virtue, which they generally attack firft, by Toafting up her Vanity. Lady Betty. Ay, but the World knows that is not the Cafe between my Lord and me. Lady Easy. Therefore I think you happy. Lady Betty. Now I don't fee it, I'll fwear I am better pleas'd to know there are a great many foolifli Fellows of Quality that take occafion to toaft me frequently. Lady Easy. I vow I fliou'd not thank any Gentleman for toafting me, and I have often wonder'd how a Woman of your Spirit cou'd bear a great many other Freedoms I have feen fome Men take with you. Lady Betty: As how, my Dear? come, pr'ythee be free with me, for you muft know, I love dearly Life of Mrs. Oldfield. i<> clearly to hear my Faults — Who is't you have obferv'd to be free with me? Lady Easy. Why, there's my Lord Foppington ; cou'd any Woman but you, bear to fee him with a refpe&ful Fleer ftare full in her Face, draw up his Breath, and cry Gad, you're handfome? Lady Betty. My Dear, fine Fruit will have Flics about it i but, poor things, they do it no harm: For, if you obferve, People are generally molt apt to chule that, that the Flies have been bufie with, ha ! ha • Lady Easy. Thou art a ftrange giddy Creature. Lady Betty. That may be from fo much Circulation of Thought, my Dear. Lady Easy. But my Lord Foppingtons married, and one wou'd not fool with him for his Lady's fake j it may make her uneafie, and ■ Lady Betty. Poor Creature, her Pride indeed makes her carry it off without taking any Notice of it to zo MEMOIRS of the to me y the' I know fhe hates me in lief Heart, and I can't endure malicious People, fo I us 'd to dine there once a Week, purely to give her Dilbrder ; if you had but feen, when my Lord and I fool'd a little* the Crea- ture look'd fo ugly. Lady Easy. But I fhou d not think my Reputation fafe^ my Lord Foppingtons a Man that talks often of his Amours, but feldom talks of Favours that are refused him. Lady Betty. Pfhah ! will any thing a Man fays make a Woman lefs agreeable? Will his Talking fpoil one s Complexion, or put one s Hair out of Order ? — — — and for Reputation, look you, my Dear, take it for a Rule, that as a- mongft the lower Rank of People, no Wo- man wants Beauty that has Fortune j fo among People of Fortune, no Woman wants Virtue that has Beauty : But an Eftate and Beauty join'd, is of an unlimited, nay, a Power Pontifical, makes one not only Abfo- lute, but Infallible A fine Woman s ne- ver in the wrong, or if we were, 'tis not the ftrengthof a poor Creature's Reafon that can unfetter him — O! how I love to hear a Wretch curfe himfelf for loving on, or now and then coming out with a — £ Yet JJfe of Mrs. Oldfield, it cc Yet for the Plague of Human Race^ t € This Devil has an Angel's Face* Lady Easy. At this rate, I don't fee you allow Repu^ tation to be at all EfTential to a fine Womafy Lady Betty. Juft as much as Honour to a great Man J Power always is above Scandal : Don't yott hear People fay, theHKing of France owes mod of his Conquefts to breaking his Wor4 ? and wou'd rart the Confederates have a fine time on't, if they Were only to go to War with Reproaches ? Indeed, my Dear, that Jewel Reputation is a very fanciful Bufinefs ; one flhall not fee an homely Creature in Town, but wears it in her Mouth as monftroufly ag the Indians do Bobs at their Lips, and it really becomes em juft alike. Lady Easy^ Have a Care, my Dear, of trufting too faf to Power alone : For nothing is more ridiculous than the Fall of Pride ; and Woman's Pride at beft may be fufpe&ed to be more a Diftruft 5 than a real Contempt of Mankind : For when we have faid all we can, a deferving Husband is certainly our beft Happinefs $ and I don't queftion but my Lord Moreloves Merit, in A little time, will make you think fo too* foi? F whatever iz MEMOIR S of the whatever Airs you give your felf to the World, I am fure your Heart don't want good Nature*. ZD Lady Betty. You are miftaken, I am very ill-natur'd, tho' your good Humour wont let you fee it. Lady Easy. Then to give me a Proof on% let me fee you refufe to go immediately and Dine with me, after I have promis'd Sir Charles to bring you. Lady Betty. Pray don't ask me. Lady Easy. Why I Lady Betty. Becaufe, to let you fee I hate good Nature^ 111 go without asking, that you mayn't have the Malice to fay I did you a Favour. Lady Easy. Thou art a mad Creature. , [Ex. Arm in Arm* I n this CMt-Chat of Lady Betty Modijh^ may be found the fine Raillery of Mrs. Old- field, It was her Wit that made her Com- pany Life of Mm Oidfield. 23 pany always acceptable to Perfons of the higheft Rank ; and as to her outward Ap- pearance it w r as comely without Artifice, and her Addrefs engaging without Affe&ation. W e muft now return to Mr. Maynwa- ring, who being honoured by Mrs. Old- field with the Birth of a Son ; it was fuch a Rivet to Cupid's Chains, as bound him much fafter to his Venus. However Mr. Mayn- waring m^de .a ferious Application of this natural Incident ; and fet a firm Refolutioa to himfelf of regulating his future Conduft. He reduced all his Expences to ftated Allow- ances, and laid by a considerable Part of the Income of his Auditorfhip, faying, He had heen fuch a Fool as to defpife Money till then, but now he would do as other Men did^ and endeavour to grow Fitch. But this Refolution was formed too late ; for, his Com- pany was fo much the Delight of the Great, the Fair and the Gay 5 that he was very little at Jiome. He drank freely, and as his Wines were generally Champagne and Burgundy r , it was to their corrofive Qualities that he impu- ted the ill State of Health he was fallen in-r to j and has often fpoken with Concern, of the Misfortune it had been to him, that People thought his Converfation fo agree- able, as to expofe him to Intemperance. However, Mrs. Oldfield by her Care, and tender Affection for him, prolonged his Life F 2 fome 1% MEMO IRS o/4 feme Years ; and her Generofity has beeii fo great, towards his Son, that ihe has, by her Laft Will and Teftament, bequeathed him a Legacy much more than double the Eftate his Father left, befides other Pfovifi- ons made for him. * I shall now re fume the Thread of my Dramatical Narrations, viz. Upon Mrs, Croft's Excurfion to Taris 3 as before mentioned, I remember a jocolfc Diftich in an Epilogtie fpoken by Jo. Haines \> m that OcCafion, viz. We're ruin'd quite, tve are not worth one Souffy We've loft the only Touch-Hole of our Uoufe* Mrs. Crofs^ laft, belonged to the Theatre in JJncoks- Inn-Fields s and has been dead fome Years* Let us next view Mrs. Qldfield in the Tragic-Scene. In Phjedra and Hippolitus, ihe appeared in Company fuitable to her own ? The 'Dramatis Terfonracegirdle> both famous in their Way, had been for fome time 3 - But Mrs. Oldfield's Voice, Figure and Manner of Playing foon made her fhine out, even here, the brightefi Star. Upon the Preference being given to her in the Ee- vefit-tplays, and other Difputes fomented among the Managers, Mrs. *Barrey and Mrs. "Bracegirdle entirely quitted the Bufinefs and left Mrs. Oldfield fole Bmprefs of the Stage. The Seafon following, the T^ewlters re- turning to 'Dntry-Lane, made up one com- pleat Company and in the Spring came on Mr. 'Phillips's Tragedy, The Distrest Mo- ther. Mrs. Rogers, an A&refs, who in her Turn, had made a confiderable Figure on the Stage ; was defigned the Part of {An- dromache ^ Hectors Widow, &c. i. e. ) the ^Diftreji Mother. But the Author, as well as his Friends, were foon convinced that Mrs. Oldfield was infinitely the more ac- G 2 compliflned \% MEMO I R S of the compliflied Perfon for fo Capital a Part. Up- on its being given to Her, Mrs. Rogers raifed a Poflfe of Profligates, fond of Tumult and Riot, who made fuch a Commotion in the Houfe, that the Court hearing of it fent four of the Royal Meffengers, and a ftrong Guard, to fupprefs all Diforders. This being effect- ed, the Play was brought upon the Stage and crowned with deferved Succefs. As Mr. Smith had introduced a Greek Tragedy upon our Theatre, Mr. Philips was willing to try what Reception would be gi- ven to a French one. Thadra and Hippo- lit as^ is by much the fuperiour Performance, but the T)iftreft Mother by Dramatical Management, to which Mr. Smith was an utter Stranger, greatly exceeded it in the Run, and, to do the Englijh Author Juftice, it is a good modern Play. I fliall here let him fpeak for himfelf^ viz^ cc ^ This Tragedy is formed upon an cc Original, which palies for the moft finifli- cc ed Piece in this hind of Writing, that has *• ever been produced in the French Lan- * g ua g e - t It is written in a Stile very dif- u rcrent from what has been ufually pra&ifed f* among us in Poems of this Nature. ■ f See his Dedication to tbeDMchefs of MoNTACU. | See his Preface. if Robert wilks Efq^ iiiiii 3 2- MEMOIRS of the complied Perfon forfo Capital a Part. Up- on its being given to Her, Mrs. Rogers railed Life of Mrs. Oldpield. 33 cc If I have been able to keep up to the cc Beauties of Monfieur Racine in my At- cc tempt, and to do him no Prejudice in the cc Liberties I have taken frequently to vary cc from fo great a Poet, I fliall have no Rea- cc fon to be diflfatisfied with the Labour it has " coft me to bring the compleateft of his cc Works upon the Evglijh Stage. However, I cannot think it improper, in this Place, to remark, that as full as Mr. 'Philips is of his Elogiums on Monfieur Racine, yet at the fame time Euripides is acknowledged to be the Original Author. So that the Diftreft Mother has two Paflports for her fafe Arrival in Great "Britain. The Prologue to this Play was written by Sir 'Richard Steele^ and fpoken by Mr. Wilks. Since Fancy of it felf is loofe and vain, Does like a Man refent, a Prince upbraid. * His Sentiments difclofe a Royal Mind, Nor is he known a King from Guards behind. Injur d Hermione demands Relief ; But not from heavy Narratives of Grief: Jn confcious Majefly her Pride is jhown ; Born to avenge h$r Wrongs, but not bemoan. Andromache Life of Mrs. Oldfield. 35 Andromache — // in our Author s Lines, As in the great Original {he {bines, Nothing but from Barbarity {he fears. Attend with Silence you 11 applaud with Tears. Having before obferved, that, Th&dra and Andromache arc, Both, the Children of Utiripides \ I fhall here obferve, that the kind Entertainment they met with on the EngUJh Stage, was chiefly owing to Mrs. Barrey, and Mrs. Oldfield ; whofe man- ner of fpeaking the very humourous Epi- logue written by Mr. "Bitdgell greatly con- tributed to the Run of the laft Play$ and which whenever revived* the Audience al- ways have infifted on. / hope you B own, that with becoming Art fve played my Game, and topp'd the Widow s Part. My Spoufe, poor Man / could not live out the Play, But dyd commodioufly on Wedding-Day : While I, his ReliB, made at one bold Fling My felf a Princefs t and young Sty a King. Tou Ladies, who protraB a Lover s Pain, And hear your Servants figh whole Tears in vain ; Which of you all would not on Marriage venture, Might {he fo Joon upon her Jointure enter ? 'Twas a ftrange Scape! had Pyrrhus Uvd till (now, 1 had been finely hamper d in my Vow, 16 MEMOIRS of the To dye by ones own Hand, and fly the Charms Of Love and Life in a young Monarch's Arms! *Twere an hard Fate— —ere I had undergone it 1 might have took one Night to think upon it. But why, you 11 fay, was all this Grief exprefi For a firfl Husband, laid long fince at Reft ? Why fo much Coldnefs to my kind ProteBor ? . —Ah Ladies! had you known the good Man ( Heaor! Homer will tell you (or Vm misinform d ) 'That, when enragd the Grecian Camp he flormd, To break the ten-fold Barriers of the Gate He threw a Stone of fuch prodigious Weight, As no two Men could lift, not even of thofe, Who in that Age of thundering Mortals rofe : —It would have fpraind a Dozen modern Beaus. At length however 1 laid my Weeds afide, And funk the Widow in the well-drefs'd Bride* In you it ftill remains to grace the Play, And blefs with yoy my Coronation- Day : Take then, ye Circles of the Brave and Fair, The Fatherlefs and Widow to your Care. I m u s t now relate the melancholy part- ing of two fincere Friends. . Notwithftand- ing Mrs. Oldfield's great Care and Con- cern for Mr. Ma yn waring s Welfare, his Negligence of himfelf brought upon him a violent Relapfe of his former Indifpofition, which Life of Mrs. Oldfield. 37 which daily increafed, infomuch that his Friends began to defpair of his Recovery. Such was the Inveteracy of Party-Malic^ at this Time, that, (becaufe Mr. Maynwa- ring was chiefly concerned ih writing the Medley) the Examiner, in one of his Pa- pers, upbraided him, even with his fickty Conftitiition, which howeyef was not owing to any ['Debaucheries , as he had malicioufl^ reprefented. Mr. Maynwaring had Lodgings at Mampftead, and rode out every Day 5 hoping for fome Benefit by that moft healthful Ex- ercife. But, upon paying a Vifit to her Grace the Dutch efs of Marlborough, at hei? Seat near St. Albans, he caught fo violent a Gold by walking too late in the Gardens, £md it increafed upon him fo faft, that it was his own Opinion, it would finifti what his former Illnefs had began. His Phyficians^ Sir Samuel Garth and Sir Richard *Black- more, expreffed very fmall Hopes of his Re- covery, which gave the more Caufe of Ap- prehenfion to his Friends, for both thofd Gentlemen were among the firft of* that Number, and as much concerned in Friend- Ihip as Practice, to fave him if poflible. His Relations would have Dr. Radcliffe con^ fulted, and the late Earl of Oxford happen- ing to fee the Doctor before he had been With Mr. Maynwaring, fpoke thus to him— ■ Tray DoUor take Care oj that Gentleman^ H &§ 3 8 MEMOIRS of th as one of the mofi valuable Live* in Englancf. Indeed Mr. Maynwaring was at laft fo much obliged by that Minifter's good Offices and Civilities, that he declared, if he fhould recover, he would never more draw his 'Pen againfi him. But- it was out of the Power of Phyfic to help him, his inward Decay was fo great. He was thrown into fuch a lan- guishing Condition, that tho' his Diftemper was not then thought to be a Confumption, yet it had ail the Symptoms and Effects pro- duced by one. He was vifited in this his laft Sicknels, by all the great People of both Sexes, who had the Happinefs of his Ac- quaintance, tho' he was able to fee but few of them. And it is to his Glory, that the Greatefi Lady in England, wept often by his Bed-fide, which Tears he mutually re- turned, being fenjible how much he owed to fuch an Illuftrious Mourner, when he was fenfible of little or nothing elfe. He had not Words to exprefs the Tranfport he felt, when he was almoft even in the Agony, to fee himfelf fo far in the good Graces of a Lady of fuch high Rank and Merit, as that his Danger fliould ftrike her Dumb, and leave it to her Eyes to exprefs the Sorrow of her Heart. It is fnppofed he would fain Jiave endeavoured to have broke thro' the Excefs of his Grief, and formed fome Utter- ance for it, but his Sifter remained in the Room. This Emotion of his was the more extraordi- Life of Mrs. Oldfield. nary, on account of a flight Mifunderfland- ing at that Time, between him and this Great Lady. He had given her fome Caufe of Difguft, but was not confcious to himfelf in what, and it is thought, that his Perplex- ity about it contributed fomewhat to the In- creafe of his Diftemper. He did all in his Power to exprefs his Concern for the un- known Offence, but he was too near Death, and in a few Hours after fhe had left him, he expired in the Arms of his Servant Mr. ^Tho- mas Wood) now Treafurer of the Theatre in Lincolns-lmi Fields, on the 13 th of Novem- ber , 1712, in the Prime of his Age, being but 44 Years old. After his Deceafe, a moft fcandalous and falfe Rumour was fpread, chiefly levelled at Mrs. Oldfield, that he died of a Venereal Malady. But to obviate fo ungenerous a Hefle&ion, his Body, by her Diredion, was opened by two Surgeons — Mr. Huffier e and Mr. "Browne j in the Prefence of two Physi- cians, Dr. Heefton and Dr. Weji ; and of his Apothecary Mr. *Bucfaridge. These Gentlemen, all, declared, that there was not the leaft Symptom of any thing Ve~ nereal) but that he died of a Confumption. He had in his Life-time, heard the Whim- perings of malicious Rumour, charging him with fuch an Xndifpofition ; but, he once complained very pathetically to Me that he was not confcious of any fuch Difternper, H i confefling r 4 6 MEM O I R S of the ponfefling; at the fame time, that, in the Reign of King William, he had made aqi unfortunate Sally in an Amour, which gave him a flight Taint at Tarts, 1 698, that he was only patcht up there, but afterwards, per- fectly cured at London, fince which Time he had never had any fuch Misfortune. It is the Duty of an Hiftorian to fpeak the Truth, as far as it comes to his Knowledge, and £S great a Veneration as I have for Mr* Maynwaring's Memory, I could not avoid mentioning even this Biemifh of it, in Juftice, and to clear up the unju(t Afperfion caft on Mrs. Oldfield. It was not long before his Death, that he jnade his Will, all which he wrote with his own Hand, and to which his Apothecary Mr. jBiichridge and his Servant Mr. Wood, were Witneffes when it was executed at Mrs. Old fields Houfe in Southampton Street Covent-Garden. He charged them not to take any Notice of what they knew, which however was little enough, for he in- truded no body with the Secret of his having made Mrs. Oldfield his Executrix, tho' by her Behaviour to him, he could not in Juftice do otherwife on his Son's Account, nor could any Woman better deferve, all that was in his Power to give, of which Truth a his Son is a living Witnefs. Notwithstanding the Clamour his Will $iade, after his Deceafe $ himfelf who beft knew Life of Mrs. Oldpield." 41 knew what he had to leave her, could not imagine fuch a Stir would have been made about fo fmall an Eftate. He was far from dying Rich, leaving very little more than Three Thoufand Pounds behind him, which he divided equally between his Sifter, his Son s Mother, and the Child, who, in Fea^ ture and Vivacity, was very like his Father, Often have I heard Mr. Maynwaring be- moan the Child, and fay, What will become of the "Boy when I am gone. This Anxiety- proceeded from the Little he pofleffed- It is true he had fuch a noble Contempt of the Goods of Fortune, that he never took Cars to make one, nor ever refolved to grow Rich. Had I a Talent for Panegyric, I could be proud of this Opportunity to do Juftice to the Memory of a Gentleman, whofe Name would be Immortal, had not his Modefty been as great as his Merit ; had he not con- tented himfelf with the Pleafure of Wri- ting, and refigned the Glory of it to others. As to the Author of the Medley, the Ex- aminer was obliged to allow that he wrote with a T'olerable Spirit , and in a Majierly Style. A Spirit, indeed, which has not ma- ny Equals, and a Style worthy the Imitation or the greateft Matters. His Learning, was without Pedantry,* His Wit, without Af- fectation 5 * His Judgment, without Malice ; His Friendfhip, without Intereft j His Zeal 5 without Violence; in a Word^ he was the 4i MEMOIRS of the beft Subje#, the beft Friend, the bed Rela- tion, the beft Mafter, the beft Critic, and the beft Political Writer in Great ^Britain. Shortly after his Deceafe, was pub- lifhed, a Defenfe of Mr. May waring, In a Letter to a Friend. It was, Mr. Old-* mixon afferts *, fuppofed to be written by the Right Honourable Robert Walpole^ Efq,- and is not unworthy fo good a Hand for its Generosity, Spirit aud Elegance, viz* Sin, I write to you upon a Circum-ftance, for which it is the Intereft of all Mankind to be concerned. The Public is under the Adrni r niftration of its refpe&ive Minifters and Offi- cers, who are obliged by their Pofts to con- fult the true Welfare of it. But Incidents which happen alike to all, and from which iio Man can be exempt fall ynder every Man s Care, and are to be confidered and laid home to the Bofom of every Man breathing. It is incumbent upon each individual Perfon, for his own fake to defend the Ahfent ; but much more fo to defend the Dead, who are to be abfent for ever. **% have Reafons for thinking I am called to this Duty upon the accidental Perufal of a virulent Libel, f wherein the Author after much Difcourfe * See the Pofthumous Works of Mr. Maynwaring, fublijljed hy him, pag. jri. f See the Examiner, February gtb, i^f|. aboul Life of Mrs. OldpiELd. |f about hiwfelfy has (alluding to a Gentleman who lately departed this Life) the following Words, viz. " Suppofe I were alfo to tell cc the World, That the moft a&ive Enemy cc againft this *Pape)\ was one who got to be €c poor in the Jacobite Canfe, and then run on a celebrated ACTRESS, cc who is too much admired upon the Stage 3 cc to have any Enquiry made into her Con- 5 C duft behind the Curtain. " The Perfon here levelled at, (Mn Maynwaring) was, in his younger Days* tinctured with Jacobitijm; an Error no Man ever renounced more heartily^ and with greater Abhorrence of it than he did. He was a Man of great Modefty, and could not exert himfelf in Public Places, or in mixt Company ; but when, in Procefs of time, his Talents grew confpicuous, in fpite of a bafhful Nature, he was invited and courted into 44 MEMO IRS of the into a Familiarity with Men in the higheft Power, and of the greateft Abilities in the Kingdom, to whom his Converlation was both a Pleafure and a Service* Then it was that his Words and Adtions firft began to manifeft the Principles in which he lived and died. He had the higheft Obligations to that great Minifter, Sidney, Earl of QodoU phin, Lord High Treafurer, and enjoyed by his Favour, an Office for Life. {Auditor of the Impreft) After the Removal of that no- ble Lord from the Treafury, the Examiner thought fit to difparage his Services, by In- finuations and Reflexions, which the Gentle-*' man of whom we are talking, had too much Gratitude to hear without Indignation. This I take to be the Provocation which moved the Examiner to utter this reproachful Language againft him ; among which he falls into the Error of faying, He outlived his Works ; but Works of his which outlive him^ will let us into the Secret of this cruet jBe- haviour. The Medley was often written by (Mr. Mayn waring) this AUive 'Enemy of the Examiner, in which £b many grots Faljhoods of that Writer, were detected, f that he had recourfe to Detrdclion rather than a juft QDefenfe of himfelf, for which hd had been called upon by Mr. Maynwaring in feveral fubfequent Papers. * Medley N°* 41, Relating to the AB of Irideriinit^ Set alfo Medley N°* 443 concerning the State Loans, Life of Mrs. Oldpield. 4^ From hence "it appears, that the Exa^ Miner's Treatment of this Gentleman, i$ as juft as it would be in a Felon, to publifli a Libel againft the late Lord Chief Juftice Holt^ for paflmg Sentence upon him to be burnt in the Cheek. The Examiner has Senfe enough, tho' not Grace enough to know.* that to defervd) not to fujfer Punifhme&tj is truly ftiameful; but none but a Man en- raged, as in the fuppofed Cafe of the Felon^ and incapable of Remorfe and Shame, could forget all Regards to the Advantage his Ad- verfary had in the Difpute, all Tendernefs with Relation to a Man's private Affairs^ fo far as to mention the Particulars of the Gentleman's Sifter^ and his Paflion for an Attrefs. This Account with his Sifter 5 I am very fure the Examiner can be no Judge o£ nor any one but the Gentleman himfelf. The Offence his PafTion (for Mrs. Oldfield) gave, to all who efteemed him 5 is to be la- mented but not to be mentioned, with thefe Aggravations, efpeciaily after his Death, and that when he who fpeaks* profelfes himfelf an Enemy. But the Examiner takes upon him to be a Champion for the Churchy and muft not allow fuch Sins to be Venial^ yet at the fame time he iliould have confidered, that the other Party would recriminate^ and have reflected, that thefe are too many of the Examiner's fide> who do not behave them- felves as if they were under Vows of Ghafiity. I 1 know 46 W E M 6 IRS of the I A k'nW a Jly g^^^^h^^zV- B$e!hdsi Ihii loves a Wench as well as ever did old ^Cowley. ( King Charles II. ) Befides him y tlierfe is another who finds Leifure from his weighty Afl&irs to ftrole among the Stews., or as fame will have it, negle&s his writing now aWdthen, to Toy with the Bufinefs of a Nati- c$? [ Butthis dullFellow, the Examiner, has fiPHttle Senfe of what the impartial World tRMks of him and his Performances, that he gives himfelf an Air of Talking by way of good Humour, In the beginning of the fame Paper, * the pretty Wanton is in a laughing- Vein, and with a very gay Heart rallies us^ for a Curiofity he fuppofes we have to know the Name, TrofeJJion, "Trade, Qttality, Com- plexion, or fieri of the Author of the Exa- mine r. This Author has indeed been very much talked of; a *• Woman, a 2. Divine, and 3- Two or Three Gentlemen, have been fufpe&ed, but no Perfon that had any Pre- tenfions to Modefty, Piety, or Integrity,' has been once named on this Occafion. f The Folly of the Fellow is monftrous, to pretend to fpeak Wenching, conlidering how the World is affronted as to this Vice at prefent. It is certain there never has been lewder * Viz. The Examiner, of Feb. gtb, ij~h abovementicneJ. f It is now well known, that the Perfons concerned in carrying on the Examiner, were i. Mrs. Manley. 2. Dr. Swift. 3. Lord Bolingbroke, Mr. Prior, and Mr. Oldifworth. MeJJtehrs Pope and Arbuthnot often laid their Hands to the fame Plow, ttnd Jome others of their Chn. Creatures Life of Mrs. Oidfield, 4,7 Creatures than many who are now in Vogue, and I am afraid one or other of them has a Defign upon the celebrated Attrefs above- mentioned, elfe why does he fear to make any Unquiry into her Conduct behind the Cuh~ tain ? If the Whigs do lofe her, they will bear it with the Patience that they have al- ready the Defe&ion of fome Others, tho' of greater Quality, and higher Obligations to be conftant to us but I fpeak this only from ge- neral Rumour ; for I do not believe/^ is gone off, fo far from it, that I am credibly in- formed Jhe has refufed great Sums, becaufe Jhe infifts upon her Lover s voting on our Side • they are, it feems, both ftiil firm to their Honour, but I would lay on the "Woman's Side, were it not that all Wagers relating to Tolitich are forbidden by AU of Tar* liament. I am, S 1 R, Your \ &c. I think my felf obliged to take off the Examiners laft Afperfion on Mr. Mayri- waring ( not fpoken to in the foregoing excellent Defenfe) it is this moft notorious Falihood that,—- He threw away the Vouch* I z ers 4 8 MEMOIRS of the ers of his Office ^ which I hereby folemnly -declare he never could do, as never having a Voucher in his Cuftody, therefore could not lofe one. This being a Charge always com- mitted by the Auditors to their Officers-, and Mr. Maynwarings Deputies w r ere known to be Men of the moft fcrupulous Care ima- ginable. He himfelf being efteemed by all who knew him, for which I particularly ap- peal to the Cotnmiffioners of the Cufioms^ to be the moft exadr of any Man in all the Af- fairs he undertook. Indeed it was impoffible for it to be otherwife, there not being, in his Time, a Gentleman of better Senfe, more folid Judgment, and quicker Difpatch in Bulinefs, during the Intervals of Wit and Pleafure. A true Copy of his I aft W ill and "Tef- tament^ hereunto annexed, fufficiently jufti- jfies the regular and honeft Difpofition of that fmall Fortune whereof he died poffeffed. Having thus vindicated the Memory of this excellent Perfon, as well as Mrs. Old- field's Behaviour to him, I fhall not pre- fume to add any thing farther of my own to his Character, but conclude with letting the Reader know that Mr. Maynwaring s Corps was interred in the Church of Chert fey in the County of Surrey where his Grand-Father (Sir Arthur Maynwaring) and his Father {Charles Maynwaring^ Efq;) were likewife buried; an$i where they had heretofore 4 plentiful Life of Mrs. O ldfield. 49 plentiful Eftate and fine Seat. His Obfequies were performed with great Privacy, anfwer- able more to his Modefty than his Merit : He never affected Pomp living, and Thofe who had the Direction of his Funeral took care to fulfil this his laft, Requeft as they had done all others in his Life time, with the ut- moft Juftice and Honour. He was Born at Ightfield^ in the County of Salop) Ann. 1668, Obiit 171 2; JEtat. *xliv. Thofe who are defirous to know more Particulars concerning Him, and his Wri- tings, may confult his Life and Pofthumons Works publiflied by Mr. Oldmixon^ in the Year 1715, Svo. The Diftrefi Mother feemed now to be the Cafe of Mrs. Oldpield both on, and off, the Stage. For, tho' the c Town- c ±alk was wholly bent upon Mr. Ma ynw a ring's ma- king her Executrix of his Will, it muft fure- ly be acknowledged that Two Thoufand Pounds was no fuch mighty Sum to bring up an Orphan, from Seven Years old, fuitable to the moft ardent Wiflies of his Father 5 which, in every refpeft, his Mother has fully accomplifhed. I think I cannot clofe the Subject in de- bate more properly, than by applying to ail Jntermedlers^ in Affairs which no ways con- cern them, a fhort Essay of Mr. Maynwa- ring's, in the Medley N° # 33, Of jo MEMOIRS*/ the Of Modesty Justice. There is a Law mentioned by Plato ? which Jupiter is faid to have ena&ed in his own Name ; ^hat^ 'if any Man appeared plainly to be incapable of Modefty or Juftice, he jhould immediately be knocked o the Head as a common Tejiilence. The Account Plato gives of it is as follows, viz. H e is defcribing the firft State of Humau Society : How Mankind built Towns to de- fend themfelves from Beajis y and how, iti a more than brutal manner, they afterwards fell upon one another : And at laft, he fays, Jupi- ter juftly fearing that the whole Race of Man- kind would be deftroyed, ordered Mercury to go to them, and to carry along with him Modejiy and Juftice, as the beft Support and Ornament of their New-built Cities, and the firmeft Bond of their own mutual Friend- fhip. Mercury upon this Occafion asked Jupiter, in what manner he fliould beftow Juftice and Modefty upon Mankind: Whe- ther, faid he, as the Arts are divided, lhall I alfo divide thefe Virtues, which are indeed of two Kinds, and ftiall I give to fome Men one 3 to fome the other j as we fee by Expe- rience, that one skilful Phyfician is fufficient for a great many of the Ignorant, and fo of other Arts and Trofejfwns ? or, fhall I fo divide them among the whole Race of Man- MEMOIRS of the Of M ODE STY Mid TU S T I C E. w ox fl ht n Pi S< fc m UJ Tl m to iV o tl - ft J' ? tt I Ol 01 ri fc Life of Mrs. Oldfield. 51 fund} as that every Jingle Perfon may have a Share in them ? Divide them in that manner * y fays Jupiter, and let all Mankind be Parta- kers of them : For if thefe Virtues were only conveyed to a few> as the Arts and Sciences are given, it would be impoffxble for any Ci- ties to fubfift. Therefore I would have you go farther, and eftablilh a Law in my Name,, ^hat, whoever cannot he made to partake of Modefty and Juftice, Jhall be dejiroyed as ^a T I ague of the Republich The Application of this mod excellent Fable, is, that it would be much more com- mendable in all Perfons to have the Modefty of leaving the Adminiftration of Jttjiice to thofe, to whom it peculiarly belongs, and to mind only their own Bufinefi. T o return to the Stage. Before this time, Mr* "Betterton and Mrs. Carrey had not only quitted the Theatre but alfo the Stage of Life. I remember a Paflfage in Mr. Pope s Familiar Letters to his Friend Henry Cromwell, Efq; that upon hearing of Mr. SZettertojts Death, he fays, cc He would have viz. tfhe Bujimfs of an Epilogue they fay^ Is to dejiroy the Moral of the Play : To wipe the Tears of Virtue from your Eyes ; And make you Merry ] , — left you pouldgrow Wife. Well I Tou have heard a dijmal 'tale Iown 0 It, almoft, makes One dread — to lie, alone. Ruffians , and Ghojis, and Murder, and Defpair, May chace more pleajing Vijions from the Fair. Wives can awake their Husbands, in their Fright: But, if poor Damfels be difturb'd by Night ; How pall They ( helplefs Creatures J J Lay the ( Spright ? Forget it all ; — and Beaufort *s Crime forgive : Duke Humfrey was — too Good a Man, to Live. And, yet ; — his Merit rightly underftood^ We, now have Store of Patriots, full as good ! Great Souls ; Who, for their Country 9 s-Sake ( would be content, Their Spoufes fhould be dooind to Banijhment. * Mr. Philips, wrote a Tragedy (between This and The Diftrefll Mother) called The Briton. Bnt x Mrs. Oldfield had no Part in it. Since Life of Mrs. O l d 1 1 e l d. 53 Since Chronicles have drawn our Duke Jo tame ; Is Eleanor if Jhe furvives, to blame ? A Widow knows the Good, and Bad, of Life : And, has it in hsr Choice, to be or not to be, a (Wife! Virgins, impatient, cannot Jtay to chufe * They rifque it all", — not having much to lofe ! — 1 mean, — fuch Nymphs, as Jigh in rural Shades ^ No Midnight Shepherdefs, at Mafquerades : Or, fuch ill-fated Maids, as pine in Grottoes ; And, never had th y Experience of Ridottoes! Where, ( notwithstanding they their Market fmo- fther J Some gain one Trinket * and forne, lofe another. Thefe Novelties, with Grief, confiderate Women (fee: For,Jhould Italian Modes prevail * pray what are (We? How oft do Men our tender Spirits vex. By telling us ; We are a trifling Sex ! Tet, — I am told, Qhilofophers maintain ; Nature makes not the fmallefi "thing, in vainy And, let demurejl Prudes fay, what they will 5 The Beft of Women, would he Women^ JiilU The Reader, I prefume, will eafily per- ceive the Reafon of my mentioning the 2)/- fir eft Mother, next to Phccdra and Hippoli- tus, as being both tranfplanted from Euri- pides i otherwife, according to the Chrono- logy of the Stage, Mr. Jddifons Cat a K ftiould 54 MEMOIRS of the fhould have preceded all Mr. c Pbilips\ Tra- gedies. I am alfo to acquaint the Publick, that I have been defired, in the Courfe of thefe Memoirs 3 to infert the principal Pro- logues, which have been written by eminent Hands, fpoken by Mr. Wilks j and moft of the Epilogues fpoken by Mrs. Oldfield^ Digreflions equally ufeful and entertaining. PROLOGUE to Cato, written hy Mr. Pope, fpoken by Mr. Wilks who acted JuBA, r~¥*^1 0 wake the Soul by tender Strokes ef Art, JL To raife the Genius, and to mend the Heart, To make Mankind in confcious Virtue bold. Live oer each Scene, and Be what they behold : For this the Tragic-Mufe firfl trod the Stage, Commanding Tears to fir earn thro 9 every Age ; T) rants no more their Savage Nature kept, And Foes to Virtue wonder d how they wept. Our Author founs by vulgar Springs to move The Heros Glory, or the Virgin s Love ; In pitying Love we but our Weakness floow i And wild Ambition well deferves its Woe. Here Tears fhaH flow from a more genrous Caufe, Such Tears as Patriots filed for dying Laws : He bids your Breafls with Ancient Ardor rife, And calls forth Roman Drops from Britifh Eyes. Virtue confefs'd tn human Shape he draws, What, Plato Thought, and God-like Cato Was : No Life of Mrs. Oldfield. 55 No common ObjeEl to your Sight difplays, But what with Pleafure Heav'n it felf furveys; A brave Man ftruggling in the Storms of Fate, And greatly falling with a falling State ! While Cato gives his little Senate Laws, What Bofom beats not in his Country *s Caufe ? Who fees him a&, but envies evry Deed ? Who hears him groan, and does not wifh to bleed ? Evn when proud Gefar 'midft triumphal Cars, The Spoils of Nations, and the Pomp of Wars, Ignobly vain, and impotently Great, Showd Rome her Cato*f Figure drawn in State, As her dead Father s reverend Image pafi, The Pomp was darken d, and the Day oercafl, *lhe Triumph ceased ■ Tears gufh'd from evry Eye, The World's great ViElor pafs'd unheeded by ; Her Lafl good Man dejeEled Rome adord, And honour d Csefar 3 * lefs than Cato'* Sword. Britons attend: Be Worth like this approved, And fhow you have the Virtue to be movd, With honefl Scorn the firft farnd Cato viewed Rome learning Arts from Greece, who fhe fubdud ; Our Scene precarioufly fubjtfts too long, On French Tranflation and Italian Song. Dare to have Senfe your felves ; AJfert the Stage, Be juftly warmd with your own Native Rage. Such Plays alone Jhould pleafe a Britifli Ear, As Cato** felf had not difdaind to hear, K 2 Mrs. 5 6 MEMOIRS*?/ the Mrs, Oldfield a&ed the Part of Martia^ and Mrs. Porter fpoke the following Epi- logue written by Sir Samuel Garth, M. D, HA T vddfa things we Women do! Who woud not liflen when young Lovers woo ? But die a Maid, yet have the Choice of Two ! Ladies are often cruel to their Coft ; To give you Vain, themfelves they punifh moft. Vows of Virginity floould well be weigtid ; Too oft they re canceled, tho in Convents made. Woud you revenge fuch raflo Refolves—*you may : Be fpightjid and believe the thing we fay, We hate you when you re eafily faid Nay. How needlefs, if you knew us, were your Fears ? Let Love have Eyes y and Beauty will have Ears. Our Hearts are formd as you your f elves woud chufe^ Too proud to ask, too humble to refufe : We give to Merit, and to Wealth we fell 9 , He Jighs ivith mofl Succefs that fettles well. "The Woes of Wedlock with the ^foys we mix j f Tis befl repenting in a Coach and Six. Blqme not our ConduEl, fince we but purfue T*hofe lively Leffom we have learn d from you : Tour Breafls no mere the Fire of Beauty warms 9 But wicked Wealth ufurps the Powr of Charms ; What Pains to get the gaudy 'Thing you hate, To fwell in Show, and be a Wretch in State ! At Plays you ogle-> at the Ring you Bow ; Even Churches are no SanBuaries now : e fhere t SIR SAMUEL GARTH, M.D. Life of Mrs. Oldfield. 57 7%ere ? Golden Idols all your Vows receive, §he is no Goddefs that has nought to give. Oh, may once more the happy Age appear, Jtyhen Words were artlefs, and the 'Thoughts fincere ; When Gold and Grandeur were unenvyd things, And Courts lefs coveted than Groves and Springs. Jjove then floall only mourn when Truth complains, And Conftancy feel Iran/port in its Chains, Sighs with Succefs their own foft Anguijh tell, And Eyes Jhall utter what the Lips conceal ; Virtue again to its bright Station climb, And Beauty fear no Enemy but Time, The Fair /hall liften to Defert alone, And every Lucia find a Cato'/ Son. Mrs. Oldfield became fo univcrfally ac- ceptable to the Town, both in Comedy and Tragedy, that llie was over loaded with Parts ^ and, obliged to quit the lefs confide- rable ones, efpecially in fome Plays, wherein by her Appearance only, in fpeaking an Epi- logue^ fhe kept them alive a little while, but afterwards they were wholly laid afide. The Plays, of any Confequence in which Mrs. Oldfield performed Original Capital Parts, I fhall mention as they came upon the Stage i but, the [mall ones fhe a&ed in Modem € Plays y or T'hofe in which Ihe fucceeded in Old ones, I fhall recite in an Alphabetical JLift at the clofe of thefe Memoirs. An 58 MEMOIRS of the A n agreeable Incident having been com- municated to me, I fhall give it, juft as it came to hand. Sir, cc The late Mrs. Sufanna Centlivre, (who cc has obliged the Town with the Gamester, Whitehall, £*>u.i8, 1730. Tour Humble Servant, &c. John Lucas, Plurality Life of Mrs. Oldfield. 59 Plurality of Worlds ! Such Things may be, But I am befl convinced by 'what I fee ; Yet tho Philofophersy^^ Schemes purfue, And fancy 'd Worlds in every Planet view ; They can but guefs at Orbs above the Skies, And darkly paint the Lakes and Hills that rife. Now Cupid skiff & in Myfteries profound, Points where more certainty of Worlds abound; Bright Globes, that flrike the Gazer with Surprize, For they are Worlds o/Love and in Ophelia'/ Eyes. Mrs, Oldfield having hitherto been parti- cularly confidered but in two Chara&ers in Co- medy 3 - viz. Lady Lurewell in the Trip to the Jubilee, and Lady Setty Modifh in the Care- lefs Husband, I fhall next confider the farther Honour flie has done Mr. Gibber, in fome o- ther of his Performances. It was not only her ,Voice, and Perfon that charmed the Audi- dience, but as the Tatler juftly remarks * whatever Chara&er She reprefented, cc She f was always well dreft : The Make of her cc Mind very much contributed to the Orna- iC ment of her Body. This made every and have fecurd my Lover : And, troth y fm wholly on our Author s Side, For had, as Corneille made him, Gormaz dyd $ My Fart had ended as it firfi begun, And left me fiill tmmarryd and undone ; Or, what were harder far than both— * a Nun. 7k* Life of Mrs. OlD FIELD. 61 The French, for Form indeed, poflpones the Wedding* But -gives her Hopes within a Tear of Bedding. Time could not tie her Marriage-Knot with Honour, The Father s Death (I ill left the Guilt upon her ; The Frenchman flops her in that forced Regard, The bolder Briton weds her in Reward: He knew your Tafte would ne'er endure their Billing Should be fo long defer/ d, when both were willing ; Tour formal Dons of Spain an Age might wait, But Englifli Appetites are fhorter fet >Tis true, this Difference we indeed difcover, *j That tho like Lyons ' you begin the Lover ; > To do you Right, your Fury foon is over. J Bejide, the Scene thus changd, this Moral bears, That Virtue never of Relief de f pairs. But while true Love is ftill in Plays ill-fated, JVo wonder you gay Sparks of Pleafure hate it ; Bloodfhed dif courages what fioould delight ye, • And from a Wife what little Rubs will fright ye? And Virtue, not conjiderd in the Bride \ How foon you Tawn, and curfe the Knot youve tyd ? How oft the Nymph, whofe pitying Eyes give Quarter ? Finds, in her Captive, floe has caught a Tartar ? While to her Spoufe who once fo high did rate her, She kindly gives Ten Thoufand Pounds to hate her. So, on the other Side, fome fighing Swain, That languifbes in Love whole Tears in vain, Impatient for the Feafl, refolves he 9 11 have her, Aud, in his Anger, vows he'll eat for ever $ L ffl 6i M E M O I R S of the He thinks of nothing hut the Honey-Moon, But little thought he could have dind fo foon : Js not this true ? Speak Dearies of the Pit, Dont you find too y how horribly you re bit ? For the InfiruElion therefore of the Free, Our Author turns his juft Cataftrophe : Before you wed, let Love be underfiood, Refine your thoughts and chace it from the Blood; Nor can you then of lafiing Joys defpair, For when that Circle holds the Britifti Fair, ^ Your Hearts may find Heroic Daughters there. ~ Mr. Cibber has given us a frort, and very decent, Defence of the Stage in his Epiftle Dedicatory to the Nonjuror, wherein he thus addreffes his late Majefly, viz. cc Your Comedians, Sir, are an unhappy cc Society, whom fome fevere Heads think cc wholly ufelefs, and others dangerous to cc the Young and Innocent : This Comedy is cc therefore an Attempt to remove that Pre- cc judice^ and to fhew what honeft and lau- cc dable Ufes may be made of the 'Theatre^ tc when its Performances keep clofe to the cc true Purpofes of its Inftittition : That it cc may be neceffary to divert the fallen and tc difaffc&ed from bufying their Brains to tz difturb the Happinefs of a Government, cc which, (for want of proper Amufements) a they often enter into Wild and Seditious " Schemes Life of Mrs. Oidfield. 6 3 a Schemes to reform j and that it may like- And Excommunicates Three- Stories high. Why, Jince a Land of Liberty they hate, Still will they linger in this Free-born State? Here, evry Hour, freflo hateful ObjeEls rife. Peace and Profperity afftiB their Eyes : With Anguifh, Prince and People they furveyl Their jufl Obedience and his Righteous Sway. Ship off, ye Slaves, and feek fome Pafftve-Lani? Wloere Tyrants, after your own Hearts, command : To your Trans- Alpine Mafte/s Rule refort % And.fill an empty Abdicated Court : Turn your Poffeljions here, to ready Rhino, And buy ye Lands and LordfJoips at Urbino, There were but Two Women in this Comedy — Lady Woodvil^ played by Mrs. Porter, and Maria^ her Daughter, by Mrs; OldfielDj which Part 5 as fhe did every things flie performed to Admiration, and as admira- bly fpoke this Epilogue, Hem Life of Mrs. Oldbield. g$ How wildy how frantick, is the vain Ejfay, That builds on modern Politicks a Play ! Methinks to write at all is bold enough. But in a Play, to ft and a Fa&ion, Buff! Not Rome's old Stage prefumd {or Fame's a Fibber} And Moderns to attempt it! well JaidCxbbtil Was't not enough the Criticks might purfue him ! But muft he roufe a Party to undo him ! ihefe Blows I told him on his Play would fall, But he, unmovd, crfd — Blood ! we'll ftand it all. When Priefts turn Traytors, where's the mighty (Matter £ Since, when has Treafon been exempt from Satire ? And floould from Guilt a faBious Clamour rife, Such Spite muft fpeak them England'* Enemies : But if Old England'* Friends allow \is right, Were fure their Powr can chace the Jacobite, And put their Malice, like their Troops to flight. As for the Criticks, thofe, he owns may teize him, Becaufe he never took fuch Pains to pleafe them ; In Time, Place, Atiion, Rules, by which old Wits Made Plays, as — • Dames do Puddings by Receipts : But hopes again evn Rebels cannot fay, s Tho vanquifFd, they re infuhed in his Play : ]Sfay more — to fet their Caufe in faireft Light, He as made a Man of Senfe — a Jacobite! (Tho' by our Bard*s good Leave, to take it right, His Senfe was foewn, when turn d from Jacobite.) N.B. The remaining Verfes defcribe the Char a&eis in the Vhy to which I refer. The 66 MEMOIRS of the The laft Play in Mr. Cibbers Colle&ion is The Refusal : Or, The Ladies Thilofo- phy y a Comedy, in which Mrs. Oldeield played Sophronia, and ends the Play with thefe Lines, In Vain y aga'wft the Force of Nature's Law, Would rigid Morals keep our Hearts in awe * Ml our loft. Labours of the Brain but prove y In Life y there's no Philofophy like Love. Sir Richard Steel had the Honour of Mrs. Oldfield's performing Original Parts in all his Plays, viz. I. Lady Chariot , in the Fu- neral. II. The Neice y in the lender tfaf- l?aad. III. Victoria, in the Lying Lover. IV. Indiana, in the Confcious Lovers. T o divert an Audience, by an innocent Performance, was the chief Defign of the laft Comedy, who are thus addreifed in the Ciofe of the Prologue. Te ModeJl y Wife, and Goody ye Fair, ye Brave y To-Night the Champion of your Virtues fave y Redeem from long Contempt the Comtek Name y And judge Politely for your Country's Fame. There happened a very remarkable Inci- dent in the Reprefentation of the Confcious Lover s y which Sir Richard takes particular Notice of in his Preface, and I fhall give it in his own Words, viz % " This Life of Mrs. Oldfield. 67 cc This Comedy was in every Part ex- €c cellently performed • and there needs no cc other Applaufe of the A&ors^ but that cc they excelled according to the Dignity and cc Difficulty of the Chara&er they reprefent- cc ed. The Tears which were fhed, on cc this Occafion, flowed from Reafon and cc good Senfe, and Men ought not to be cc laughed at for weepings till we are come vvhofe Maiden Name was Tercival, and afterwards Mount fort. Of this Gentlewoman, I am na- turally led into the Relation of one melan- cholly Scene of her Life, in which 1 believe no Parallel can be found either in Ancient or Modern Hiftory. Her Father Mr. Tercival had the Misfortune to be drawn into the Af- faflination Plot again ft King Willi 'am , for this he lay under Sentence of Death, which he received on the fame Night that Lord Mo n hun killed her Husband Mr. Mountfort. Un- der this, almoft infuperable, Affliction ihe was introduced to the good Queen Mary y who being, as fhe was pleafed to fay, (truck to the Heart upon receiving Mrs. Mountfort* s Petition, immediately granted all that was in her Power, a Remilfion of her Fathers Exe- cution for that of Tranfportation. But Fate had fo ordered it that poor Mrs. Mountfort was to lofe both Father and Husband. For as Mr. Tercwal was going Abroad, he was M fo 7 o MEMOIRS of the fo weakned by his Imprifonment, that he was taken fick on the Road and died at Tortf* mouth. The Fatality which happens to the She ci- ders of bloody I have always remarked as a certain Effect of the Divine Vengeance ; and therefore all Gentlemen who are apt to draw their Swords upon the moft trivial Occafions, would do well to eonfider, two or three Ac- cidents I iliall here lay before them. I. That they would pleafe to remember Lord Mohuns Cataftrophe ; who, as Mr* Mountfort fell by his Hands,, he fell in the Duel between him and Duke Hamilton y him- felf fending the Challenge. II. At a Reprefentation of the Scornful Lady feme Years ago, for the Benefit of Mrs/OiDFiELD j many Perfons of Diftin&ion were behind the Scenes. Among others Beau Feilding came, and being always mighty am- bitious of iliewing h\s K fine Make and Shape , as himfelf ufed vainly to talk, he very clofely prelfed forward upon fome Gentlemen, but in particular, upon one Mr. Fulwood, a Barrifier of Grays-Inn^ an Acquaintance of Mrs. Old- field's ; Mr. Fulwcod being a Gentleman of quick Refentment told Feilding he ufed him rudely, upon which, he laid his Hand upon his Sword, but Mr. Fulwood inftantly drew, and gave Feilding a Wound of twelve Inches deep in the Belly. This putting the Audi- ence into the grcatefi Confternation, Mr. Ful- wood Life of Mrs. Oldfield. 71 wood was with much Intreafy perfwaded to leave the Place. At length out of Refpeft to Mrs. Oldfield he did fo, and went to the Theatre in Lincolns -Inn- Fields y where the fame Evening the Libertine was ailed. Mr. Ftdwood went into the Pit, and in a very few Minutes caft his Eye upon one Captain Ctifack to whom he had an old Grudge, and there demanded Satisfa&ion of him. Captain Cu- fack without the leaft Hesitation obeyed the Summons. They went into the Fields, and in lefs than Half an Hour, Word was brought into the Houfe 3 that Mr. Fulwood was killed on the Spot, and Captain Cufack had made his Efcape. III. The laft Inftance I fhall produce is in the Cafe of the late Lord Chief Juftice 'Pine, of Ireland, who, when he was a Student of Lincolns-lnn^ in thofe Walks, kilid the el- deft Son, of one of the fineft Gentlemen in England^ I beg to be excufed from naming him becaufe he was my near Relation. How- ever, the Weight of "Blood hung fo heavy up- on Mr. Pine, that he declared, he could not live in England, and went over to Ireland, in which Kingdom indeed he made his For- tune, but an over-ruling Power dampt all his Joys, even to the Day of his Death, becaufe the Price of Blood was repaid in his own Fa- mily, his eldeft Son being killed in a Duel |n Ireland. M 3 As 7 z MEMO IKS of the As thefe accidental Digrefllons will not be without their Ufe, I hope they will not be judged in this Place impertinent, our Theatres being too often the Scene of Aftions in this Kind. But let us now again refume the pleafing Entertainment given by Mrs. Oldfield. In Mr. Rowes Two laft Tragedies * flie was the Victim in Both. And, how flie charmed ; every Spectator muft remember ! To thzjirft of thefe excellent Plays Mr* Wilks fpoke the Prologue ^ and Mrs. Oldfield the Epilogue* But to the fecond^ thofe Offices were per- formed by Mr. Booth and Mrs. Porter^ for which 1 refer to the Play. PROLOGUE to Jane Shore. 1 *TT O Night, if you have brought your good old Tafte a ^ Well treat you with a downright Englilh Feafl ; A 'Tale, winch told long fince in homely wife, Bath never faifd of melting gentle Eyes. Let no nice Sir defpife our haplefs Dame, Becaufe recording Ballads chaunt her Name; Tloofe venerable ancient Song Inditers Soard many a Pitch above our Modern Writers They caterwaufd in no Romantick Ditty ^ Sighing for Philiis% or Clot s Pity. * I. The Tragedy of Jane Shore, written in Imitation of Shake/fear's Stile. II. The Tragedy of the Lady Jane Gray. 7'# Life of Mrs. Oldfield. 73 Juftly they drew the Fair, and fpoke her Plain, And fung her by her Chriflian Name — - 'twas Jane, Our Numbers may be more refind than thofe, But what wive gaind in Verfe, we've loft in Profe* Their Words no fhuffling, double-meaning knew, Their Speech was homely y but their Hearts were true* In fuch an Age immortal Shakefpear wrote. By no quaint Rules, nor hampering Cri ticks taught With rough Majeftick Force he movd the Hearty And Strength and Nature made amends for Art. Our humble Author does his Steps purfue, He owns he had the mighty Bard iff View ; And in thefe Scenes has made it more his Qare, \ To roufe the Pajftons y than to charm the Ear $ Tet for thofe gentle Beaus who love the Chime, The Ends of A£is ftill jingle into Rhime. The Ladies too y he hopes, will not complain, ^ Here are fome SubjeEls for a fofter Strain, > A Nymph forfaken, and a perjurd Swain. 3 What mo ft he fears, is, left the Dame^ fhoud frown, y The Dames of Wit and Pleafure about Town, r* To fee our PiElure drawn, unlike their own. But left that Error fhoud provoke to Fury, The Hofpitable Hundreds of Old Drury, He bid me fay, in our Jane Shored Defence, y She do?d about the Charitable Pence, > Built Hofpitals, turnd Saint , and dyd long fince. J For her Example what foe f er we make it, They have their Choice to let alone or take it. 74 MEM OIKS of the Tho' few, as I conceive, will think it meet) To weep fo forely, for a Sin fo fweet: Or mourn y or mortify the pleafng Senfe, To rife in Tragedy Wo Jges hence. EPILOGUE to Jane ShoreJ T7E mo deft Matrons all, ye virtuous Wives, Who lead with horrid Husbands, decent Lives ; You, who for all you ate in fuch a taking, To fee your Spoufes Drinking, Gaming, Raking, Tet make a Confcience fill of Cuckold-making. What can we fay your Pardon to obtain, This Matter here was proved againft poor Jane: She never once deny* d it, but in port, Whimper' *d— *and-~ cry* d,— fweet Sir, Vmforry fort. 'Twas well he met a kind, good-natur*d Soul y We are not all fo eafy to controul: I fancy one might find in this good Town Some wou y d ha 9 told the Gentleman his own ; Have anfwer d fmart — to what do you pretend, Blockhead— as if I muft n't fee a Friend : Tell me of Hackney-Coaches — Jaunts to th'City— Where Ihou'd I buy my China—Faith, Til fit ye— Our Wife was of a milder, meeker Spirit , Ton! — Lords and Mafters/ — was not that fome (Merit ? JDont you allow it to be virtuous Bearing, When we fubmit thus to your Domineering ? Welh Life (f Mrs. Oldfield. 75 Well, (Peace be with her, jhe did wrong mofl fureljy But fo do many more that look demurely. Nor Jhoiid our mourning Madam weep alone y There are more ways of Wickednefs than one* If the reforming Stage Jhou'd fall to jhamifig y Ill-nature, Qride, Hypocrify and Gaming ; The ^Poets frequently might move Compa(Jion y And with She-Tragedies 0 'er run the Nation. Then judge the fair Offender with good Nature, And let your 'Fellow-feeling curb your Satire. What if our Neighbours have fome little f ailing f Muji we needs fall to damning and to railing j For her Excufe too, be it underjiood, y That if the Woman was not quite fo good, Her hover was a King, fhe Flejh and Blood. And Jince Jhe'as dearly paid the Jinful Score, Be kind at laft, and pity poor Jane Shore. Some Particulars having been communi- cated to me 3 relating to Mrs. Oldfield's com- ing upon the Stage by Mr. Taylor, formerly a Servant to Mx.Rich ; I could wifh they had been fooner tranfmitted, but as the Intentions of the Writer mult be acknowledged an A6t of Friendfhip, I hope the Contents of his Letter will be agreeable to the Public for whofe Ufe it is inferted, 1 7 G MEM O IKS of the To Mr. Egerton, &c. Sir, cc I n your Memoirs of Mrs. Oldfield, * c it may not be amifs to infert the following cc Fa&s, on the Truth of which you may cc depend. Her Father, Captain Oldfield not q LET* 7 8 MEMOIRS of the LETTER I. To Mrs. OLVF1EL7). EVERY Requeft of yours, Madam,, is- a much greater Favour conferred on; me, than is in my Power to return. But, fince you are defirous of feeing the few Col- lections I have made towards A Jhort Hiftory of the Stage, I here freely communicate them in hopes they will afford you at leaft an agree- able Amufement. Dramatic Poetry was the firft kind of Writing that appeared among the Athenians ; and I defy, fays Mr. 'Dennis, * the moft skil- ful Man in Antiquity, to name fo much as one Author among the Romans till 'Drama- tic 'Poetry appeared at Rome, introduced by Ltivius Andronicus, above Five hundred Years after the Building of that City. But when their Stage began to be cultivated, im- mediately a Hundred Writers arofe, in Poe- try, Eloquence^ Hiftory, and Philofophy, whofe Fame took an equal Flight with that of the Roman Eagles, and who, tranfmitting their immortal Works to Pofterity, continue the living Glories of that Republic, and the * See His Mifcellancous Tra&s, Svo. Lend. 1727. ^j-330. only 7 Life of Mrs. Oldfield. 79 only folid Remains of the Roman Greatnefs. As with the Roman Stage, the reft of their Arts were cultivated, and improved propor- tionally ; as with that in the Age of dugu- fins Cdfar^ about Two hundred Years from the Time of JLwius Andronicus^ they reach- ed their utmoft Height fo, with that, they I declined in the Reigns of fucceeding Em- perors* For the Trench it is not much above a Century fince Hardy firft appeared among them : And Hardy was the firft who began to reform their Stage, and to recover it from the Confufion in which it lay before him. I And tho I cannot 'fay, that before that Time, the French had no good Writers, yet I may fafely affirm, that they had but One, who was generally efteemed throughout the reft of Europe: But to reckon all who have fince been excellent in Poetry, Eloquence, Hiftory, and Philofophy, would certainly make a very long, and a very Illuftrious Roll. Now to come to our felves : It was in the Reign of King Henry VIII. that the 5Drama firft grew into Form with us : It was Eftablijhed in the Reign of Queen Eli- zabeth, and Flourished under King James L And tho' I will not prefume to affirm, that before the Reign of King Henry VIII. we had no good Writers, yet I may juftly alfert, that, excepting Chaucer, we had not a firft-rate Writer, in any kind whatever. But N 2 im* 8o MEMOIRS of the immediately upon the EJiahliJJment pf the T)rama^ Three Prodigies of Wit appeared all at once, as it were fo many Suns, to a- maze the learned World — Spenser — Ba- con and, Raleigh j Men fo extraordinary in their different Ways, that not only Eng- land had never feen the like before , but they almoft continue to this very Day, in Spite of Emulation, in Spite of Time, the greateft of our Poets> Philofophers, and Hi- ftorians. From the Time of King James I. the fDrama flouriftied, and the Arts were cul- tivated, till the Beginning of our Inteftine Broils in the Reign of King Charles L When the Dramatic Mufe was banifiied, and all the Arts degraded. For what other Sort of Poets flouriftied in thofe Days? Who were the Infpired, the Celebrated Men ? Why Wi- thers > Try 7/7;, and Vickars^ Fellows whofe Verfes were laborious Libels upon the Art and Thqmfelves. Thefe were the firft-rate Poets, and under them flouriftied a Herd of Scribblers of obfeurer Infamy : Wretches who had not Defert enough to merit even Contempt; whofe Works, like Abortions, never beheld the Light, fhfled in the Dark by their own Friends, as fo many Scandals upon Human Nature, and lamentable Effe&s of that univerfal Confpiracy of Fools againft pght Reafon. And if any one pretends^ that Sir John Denham, Sir William P'Avenant Life of Mrs. Oldfield. 8i P'Avenant, Mr. Waller and Mr. Cowley ^/rote many of their Verfes in the Time of the Civil Wars ; I anfwer 3 that what, Mr. Waller wrote was but very little : and it is well known the other Three wrote in a Country ( France ) where the Stage and Learning flouriflied. So that nothing confi- derable^ in Poetry, was produced among Us in the Times of the Rebellion except the firjl Tart of that admirable Satire againft the Mufe s mortal Foe Hypocrify * $ which yet neither did, nor durft appear till theRello- ration of the Drama. Yp.v fee. Madam, what the Poets were^ who flouriflied in thofe difmal Times • let us now fee what were the Orators ? who were the cried up Preachers ? why Calamy^ Cafe^ Hugh Teters, Manton and Sibbes. But what was produced in the other Sciences, that was worthy of Pofterity ? what in Phiiofophy, Hiftory, and Mathematicks ? what could be expeded, where only Hypocritical Fools were encouraged, whofe abominable Cant- ing was Chriitened Gift, and their Dulnefs Grace ? But what Sort of Perfons have flouriflied among Us fince the Reftoration of the *Dra* ma ? Who have fignalized themfelves in the other Kinds of Poetry ? So great is the Niraw * The firfl: Part o/Hudibras was not pblifhed by Mr. Bu.ileL till the Teari662 } tho\ he owns, if was Written in the Time of the J*te Wars. ber 8i. MEMOIRS a/ the ber of Thofe who have wrote politely, that it is comprehensive of all Conditions of Men. How many have been juftly renowned for E- loquence. So many extraordinary Men have diftinguilhed themfelves by Preaching, that to enumerate them would be an endlefs Task. I fliall content my felf, and hope you will join with me Madam, in mentioning only Archbifliop Tillotson and Dr. Sprat Bifhop of Rochefter > fo illuftrious for their different Talents, the one for his extream Politenefs, for his Grace, and his Delicacy j the other for his nervous Force ; and both for their Mafculine Purity. Who among us are famed for Hiftory ? not only the laft of thofe great Prelates, but Dr.BuRNET, Bifliop o£ Salisbury ^hok Hiftory of the Reformation is x fo defervedly celebra- ted by the learned World, wherever Englijh or French is known. What Proficients have tve in Philofophy, and Mathematicks ? Let zWEurope reply, who has Read, and reading admir'd them. Of thefe, I fhall mention but *lwo^ who may be called the Glories of Eng- land, Sir Isaac Newton and Mr. Locke ; the one of which had not his Equal in Eu- rope, and neither of them had their Superior. Thus have I fhewn You, M#dam, how Poetry, Eloquence, Hiftory, and Philofophy, have Appeared 5 Advanced, Declined, and Vanifhed with the Drama, not only in Greece and Ancient - Italy , but in Modern France and England. So true it is, what was Life of Mrs. Oldfibid. 83 was formerly fo well faid, That, All thofe Arts which reJpeU Humanity, have a cer- tain Alliance, and a mutual 'Dependance, and are defended andfupported by their com- won Confederacy. In my next, I lhall lay before You, the State and Progrefs of Dramatic Toetry^ from the Rejiauration to the Revolution, 1 am 3 Madam, Tour moji obliged Humble Servant, Wm. Egerton. LETTER II. I Hope, Madam, You will allow, that while I am thus pleading in Defence of the St age j I am defending and fupporting Toetry, the beft and the nobleft Kind of Writing. For all other Writers are made by Precept, and formed by Art ; but a Poet prevails by the Force of Nature ; is exci- ted by all that is powerful in Humanity $ and, fometimes, by a Spirit, not his own, is exalted to Divinity. It 84 MEMOIRS of the If Poetry in other Countries has flouriflbt* ed with the Stage, and been with "That neg- le&ed, what muft become of it here in Eng- land if the Stage is ruined ? Foreign Poets, it is well known, have found both their Pub- lic, and their Private Patrons. They who excelled in Greece, were encouraged by the Athenian State : nay, and by all Greece, a£- fembled at their Olympian, Iftmean, Me- mean, and Pythian Games; Rome had its Scipios 3 its Cjesars and its Maecenases. France had its magnanimous Richlieu, and Its greater LEWIS; but the Prote&ion which Poetry has found in England, has been from the Stage alone. Some few, in- deed of our private Gentlemen, have had Souls large enough, and wanted only Power* But of our Princes, how few have had any Tafte of Arts ! nay, and of Thofe who had any Relifii for the Sciences, fome have had their Heads too full, and the Souls of others have been too narrow ! As, then, in maintaining the Caufe of tlje Stage, Madam, I am defending Poetry in general ; in that Defenfe, I am alfo pleading for Eloquence, Hiftory and Philofophy. I am pleading for the reafonable Pleafures of Mankind, the only harmlefs, the only cheap, the only univerfal Pleafures ; the Nourifti- ments of Youth, and the Delights of Age ; the Ornaments of Profperity, and the fureft ban&uaries of Adverfity^ now infolently attacked Life of Mrs. Oldfield. 85 attacked by furious Zeal, too wretchedly blind to fee their Beauties, or difcern their Inno- cence. For, unlefs the Stage be encouraged in England^ Poetry cannot fubfift ; there never was any Man a great Poet, who did not make it his Bufinefs, as well as Pleafure, and folely abandon himfelf to that Amufement. And as fPoetry would be cruflied by the Ruins of the Stage; fo 'Eloquence would be miferably maimed by them 3 - for which, if Action be confeffed the Life of it y the theatre is cer- tainly the beft of Schools j and if Action be not the Life of Demosthenes, and your felf Madam are much miftaken. In Eloquence *, I humbly conceive that the Tulpit is fomething concerned, and by Confequence in the Stage ; furely therefore we need not be alliamed to learn from that Place which inftru&ed Cicero, and which formed a Demosthenes and an Oldfield* For I will confidently affert, that if the Stage were arrived to that Degree of Pu- rity, to which in the Space of fome little Time it may eafily be brought, the frequent- ing of our Theatres would advance Reli- gion, and confequently the Happinefs of Mankind. Let us now, Madam, take a fliort View of the State and Trogrefs of Dramatic 'Poetry when Letters began again to flou- rish, and the Stage to lift up its Head, un- der the Aufpices of King Charles II. O That $6 M E M O I R S of the That ingenious Frenchman Monfieur 2) u where a good Tafte is fo rare." And this was wrote at a Time, when perhaps the Eng- glijh Tafte was better than ever it was be- fore^ or than ever it has been fince. Now it muft, indeed, be confefted, that if we put the Degeneracy of our Tafte in one Scale, we ought to put our Extrava- gance into the other ; for the prefent Sub- scriptions to Mafquerades, Italian Singers, and Mufieians, amounts to a much larger Sum than ever was beftowed upon real Merit. England has certainly produced great Men in every Part of Learning, And as to the Poetical- Clafs, the Subjeft of our pre- fent Reprefentation, only be pleafed to hear., Madam, how they have been ufed. We have often negle&ed our Native and fineft Geniufes. The great Lord Bacon was fuffer ed to die poor and miferable ; and the great Spenser to ftarveo Ben Johnson, was more than once facrificed to his worth- lefs Rivals. Milton^ who was an Honour to this Nation,, and an Ornament to Human- kind.. Life of Mrs. Old field. 87 kind, continued long negle&ed and obfcure* How few of thofe to whom he wrote, had Eyes for his matchlefs Beauties ! How many of them were more blind than He ! O n the other Side of Tarvaffus, the ad- mirable Pleafantry of Butler, found ftill worfe Quarter, than the Force, Elevation, and Sublimity of Milton. In fliort, Madam^ Butler was fulfered to Die in a Garret, Otway in an Ale*houfe 5 and poor Nat Lee in the Streets. What did we not lofe In Butler ? He was a whole Species of Poets in One; admirable in a Manner, in which no one elfe has been tolerable a Manner which began and ended in him ; in which he knew no Guide, and has found no Followers. Yet Butler fo extraordinary a Man in his Kind 5 was not a greater Matter in railing our Mirth, than Otway in drawing Tears from lis. He had a Faculty in touching the fofter Palfions beyond both Ancients and Moderns, except only Euripides^ yet he who moved our Pity fo ftrongly in the Diftreffes of Mo- nimia^ and of Behidera^ could excite none at all for his own Calamity, but languished in Adverfity unpitied, and died unlamented. Mr. Wycherley fuffered the Reftraint of a Seven Years clofe Imprifonment, while the worthlefs Writers of Farce flourillied ; and that for an inconfiderable Debt, his Merit and Fortune confidered ; and experienced all that Esfenefs in his Relations, Friends and Ac- O z quaintance 88 MEMO IRS of the quaintance againft which the Tlain *Deakr had with lb much Warmth inveighed. Mr. DrydeNj who had fo many good Qualities, who refined the Language of our Rhyming- Poetry., and improved its Harmo- ny ; who thought often fo finely, fo juftly, fo greatly, fo nobly, who had the Art of Reafoning very ftrongly in very elegant Verfe j and who of all our Rhyming-Poets wrote beyond Comparifon, with moft Force, and with moft Elevation was frequently fa- crificed to his worthlefs Contemporaries, and could never receive Encouragement e- nough to fet him entirely at Eafe. Mr. Congre YE, one of the greateft Or- naments of the Comic-Scene, after he had for feveral Years entertained the Town, with that Wit, and Humour, and Art, and Vi- vacity, which are fo becoming of the Comic- Stage, produced at laji a Play ( Ihe Way of the World ) which, befides that it was equal to moft of the former in thofe pleafant Hu- mours which the Laughers fo much require, had fome certain Scenes in it, that were wrote with fo much Grace and Delicacy, that they alone \yere worth an entire Come- dy. What was the Event ? the Play was hiffed by barbarous Fools in the Adting ; and an impertinent Trifle was brought on after it, which was a&ed with vaft Applaufe. This Treatment juftly raifed fo much Indignation in Mr, CoNGRjEVF,- that he quitted the Stage Life of Mrs. Oldfield. 8^ In Difdain, and it may almoft be faid, that 3 Comedy left it with him. And You, Ma- da m, very well know, that it is our Fond- nefs of introducing whimfical Farces upon the Stage, which has fo long kept Sir John [Vanbrugh s excellent Mufe filent. Thus have I reprefented in as fliort a Method as I could, the ungenerous Treat- ment which fo many extraordinary Men have received among us for a Century paft $ and I fee but little Probability of our Amend- ment: For, the Prefent, muft be called the ^Degenerate Age. Where is now the Capa- city and Profoundnefs of Bacon the fine Painting of Spenser, the Force and Subli- mity and Elevation of Milton • the fine Thinking and Elegance and Verification of Dryden ; the Fire and Enthufiafm of Lee ; the Moving, Melting, Tendernefs of Otway ; the Pleafantry of Butler j the Wit and Sa- tire of Wycherley; the Humour of Far- cluhar ; and the Spirit, and Art, and Grace of Congreve ? Thefe Lolfes, Madam, we may Lament but cannot Retrieve ; nor, is our Stage worth beholding but when You are on it, is the real Opinion of Tours, &c* W. f 4 MEMOIRS of the LETTER III. I Was this Morning, Madam, fo happy, as to be favoured with an Hours Vifit by Sir John Vanbrugh, who tells me that You think me much too rajfo y in cenfuring the prefent Times under the fevere Denomi- nation of the 'Degenerate Age. I am forry You think fo Madam, but I hope one Pofi- tion I fhall here lay down, will convince You that my Aflfertion is not fo rafh as, at firft Sight^ it may appear to be. During the Reign of King Charles II. we had no lefs than Eight * Gentlemen all excellent in Dramatic Writing • but, how the Number is now lelTened, I fubmit wholly to your Judgment, and, fhall proceed to the proving thefe Two Things. Firft, That the Stage is inflrumental to the Happinefs cf Mankind in general. Secondly, That it is more particularly in^ {Irumentai to the Happinefs of Engliftmen. It is univerfally acknowledged "that Hap- pinefs confifts in Pleafure, which is, at leaft, the chief and the final Motive to it, if it is * The Duke of Buckingham* Sir George Etherege, Dryden, Lee, Otwav, Wycherley, Shadwell, and Crown. not Life of Mrs. Oldfield. 5>i hot the immediate one. And Providence feems to have fufficiently declared, That Plea- fure was intended for our Spring and Foun- tain of A&ion, when it made it the Incen- tive to thofe very Atls by which we propa- gate our Kind, and preferve Our felves. As if Self- Love, without Pleafure, were infuffi-* cient for either ; for, as that moft judicious French Writer, Monfieur Pascal obferves^ thofe veryPerfons who lay violent Hands upon themfelves, are inftigated by the fecret Plea- fure which they have, from the Thought that they fhall be freed from Pain. But, this muft be confeffed, that all Kinds of Hap- pinefs, is owing to Taj/ion^ and not to Rea- fon. For the Paffions, which are in their Natures fb very troubiefome, are only fo^ becaufe their Motions are always contrary to the Motions of the Will y as Grief, Sorrow^ Shame and Jealoufy. And that which makes fome Paffions in their Natures pleafant, is becaufe they move with the Will ; as Love > Joy, Pity, Hope, Terror^ and fometimes Anger. But this is certain, that no PafEon can move in a full Confent with the Willy unlefs at the fame Time it be approved of by the Under jianding. And no Paflion can be allowed of by the Underftanding, that is not taifed by its true Springs, and augmented by its juft Degrees. Now it is fo very rare to have our Paffions thus raifed, and fo improv- ed> that it is the only Reafon why we are fo <>z MEMO IKS of the fo feldom thoroughly and fincerely pleafed. But in the jDrama, the Paflions are falfe and abominable, unlefs they are moved by their true Springs, and raifed by their juft Degrees. ,They are thus moved, and raifed, in every well-wrote 'Tragedy, till they come to as great a Height as Reafon can very well bear. Befides, the very Motion has a Tendency to the fubje&ing them to Reafon, and the very Raifihg purges and moderates them. So that the Paflions are feldom any where fo pleafing, and no where fo fafe, as they are in Tragedy. P?hus have I ftiewn, Madam, that to be Hap- py, is to be pleafed, and to be pleafcd, is to be moved in fuch a Manner, as is allowed of by Reafon ; I have fhewn too, that as Tra- gedy thus moves Us, and pleafes Us, it confe- , quently makes Us happy, which was the firft Thing to be proved, and I now come to the fecondy viz. Thinking Perfons have endea- voured to deduce their Happinefs from 'Rea- fon and not from Taffion. But it is to be ob- ferved that fuch People thro' the Exa&nefs cr Morofenefs of their Judgments, are too fcrupulous in the Allowance of the Paflions ; from whence it proceeds that Things very rarely happen in Life, to raife their Paflions in fuch a Manner as to approve them to their Underftandings, and, confequently to make them move in Confent with their Wills. This it is which makes Splenetick Terfons fo very unhappy, and fo much harder to be 1 pleafed, Life of Mrs. Oldfield. <>$ pleafed, than Others, which is every Day confirmed by Experience : It is alfo obferved that their Pafllons move for the moft part with a contrary Motion to that of their Wills and fo afflict, inftead of delighting them. It is a general Obfervation, that no Nation in Europe is fo much addicted to the Spleen as the Efiglijh. This is apparent to any Obfer- ver from the reigning Diftemper of the Clime, which is infepardble from the Spleen, as may be perceived by that gloomy and fullen Tem- per, generally fpread throughout this King- dom; and from that natural Difcontentednefs, which makes Us fo uneafy to our felves and to one another. Since therefore the Unglijh are more Splenetick than other People, andj confequently, more Thoughtful and more Re- flecting, and therefore more fcrupulous in allowing their Paflions, Things feidom hap^ pening to move them fo agreeably to their Reafons, as to entertain and pleafe them ; and there being no true and fincere Pleafure, unlefs thefe PalTions are thus moved, nor any Happi-* nefs without Pleafure; it folio ws,* That the Englijh, to be happy, have more need, than o- ther People, of fomething that will raife their Pafllons in fuch a Manner, as fhall be agree- I able to their Reafons, and that by Confequence, they have more need of the Tirama. And now, Madam^ after fo much Philofo- phy concerning Happinefs and Pieafure if I am but fo happy, in thefe fmall Difquiiition^ P £s 5>4 MEMOIRS of the as to pleafe You, I fhall defire no greatef Happinefs, till I have the Pleafure of pur- fuing this Topic and fubmitting, all 1 have to offer, to your unerring Judgment. O U have. Madam, by confirming the JL Pofitions laid down in my Laft, height- ened my Happinefs ; tho', to check it again,, you tell me a formidable Author, now upon your Desk, roundly Alferts that, cc the Dra- iC ma makes People unhappy, by nourifliing cc and fomenting thofe Paflions which occa- a fion the Follies and Imprudences from cc whence proceeds all their Misfortunes. c * And not only indulges Love where it is y $ but creates it where it is not." You add ? Madam, that the Author you refer me to, is famous for Criticifm, and gives it as his Opinion that the €C 'Purgation which Arifto- * c tie mentions, is merely Chimerical; and that e St. Evrsmond\ I am (?c. LETTER IV. Life of Mrs. Oldfield. 5>j Lvremond\ Favour, this Aflertion does not only contradict driftotle, but every Man 5 daily Experience. And all Men of Sen fe, particu- larly, will allow that the oftner they frequent the Theatre, the harder they are to be pleafed, that is, moved ; and when, at length, they happen to be very much touched by a Scene^ we may fafely conclude, That fuch a Scene is very well wrote both for Nature and Art. May it not therefore be very well fuppofed, that a fenfible Perfon will not be over ob- noxious to feel too much Compaffton upon the view of Calamities which happen every Day in the World, when they, and the Perfons to whom they happen, may not fo much as once in an Age, have all the Qualifications that are required extremely to touch him ? * But fince it is urged that the jDraina y and particularly Tragedy manifeftly indulges Love where it f j£ and creates it where it is not ; To this I anfwer, that the Love repre- fented in Tragedy, is Lawful and Regular, or it is not. If it is not, why then in a Play, which is wrote as it fliould be, (for I pretend not to defend the Errors or Corruptions of the Stage) it is ftiewn unfortunate in the Cataftrophe, which is fufficient to make an Audience averfe from engaging in the Excef- fes of that Paflion. But if it is Lawful and Regular, nothing makes a Man happier than Love. I fpeak even of that immediate Plea- fure which attends the Paflion it felf. And P 2 as *>c MEMOIRS of the as it certainly makes Him happy for the Pr§-? fent, fo there is no Pafllon, which puts a Man upon things that make Him happier for the Future. For as People have for the moft part, a very high Opinion of the Objed be- loved, it makes them endeavour to become worthy of it, and to increafe in Knowledge and Virtue ; and not only frequently reclaims them from fome grafter Pleafures, of which they were fond before, but breeds in them an utter Deteflation of fome unnatural Vices, which are now too much in Ufe in England. Laftly, the Drama^ is fo far from making Men unhappy y that 'Tragedy in its Purity, muft neceftarily make Men Virtuous. Firfi* becaufe it moderates the Pafltons, whofeExcef- fes caufe their Vices,- Secondly, becaufe it inftru&s them in their Duties, both by its Fa- ble, and by its Sentences. But to Conclude, the grand Gbje&ion of moft of the Stage- Ad- verfaries, is, that the Theatre is the propereft Place in the World to meet, or to find a Miftrefs, and that feyeral People go thither on Purpofe. In Anfwer to this, I think it is plain, that if there were no Theatres, People would go to other Places upon the fame Defigns. Tho*, if it be allowed, that fome People go to the Theatre to meet their Miftreffes, yet it is evi- dent that moft go to fee the Play, who if they could not have that Diverfion would, pot improbably, go to other Places, with far W$tT$ Intentions, Thus having I hope Ma- Life of Mrs. Olbfield. dam in your Opinion, fully made appear that the Stage is inftrumental to the Happi- nefs of Mankind, and more particularly of TLngliJhmen ; I ftiall next turn Political Advo-* cate for the Stage, and endeavour to fhew, that, as it contributes to the Happinefs of particular Men, it is alfo conducive to the good of the State. In which attempt, Ma- aam y if I can be but fo happy 3s to merit your Approbation, it will compenfate thp ultimate Wiflie§ of Yours &c. T. S. I am glad to hear, Madam^ that The Tlain "Dealer is upon Revival; and that you will do us the extreme pleafure of reprefenting Olivia. By expofing Adultery, and making it the immediate Caufe of that Lady's Misfortunes, this excellent Comedy is rendered a moft inftru&ive, and a mod noble Satire, upon the Hypocrify and Villainy of Mankind: Mr. Wycherley being, indeed, al- moft the only modern Writer who has made Comedy inftrudtive in its Fable ; almoft all the reft, being contented to inftruft by their Characters. Many are the extraordinary Qualities which are peculiar to him alone; his Wit, his Penetration, his Satire, his Art, his Characters, and above all, that incompara- ble Vivacity, by which he has happily equal- led the Ancients, and fnrpaffed the Moderns. 5 3 MEMOIRS of the LETTER V. TH E Tolitich of the ^Drama^ Madam; will, I hope, appear to be grounded on Reafon and Experience. I fhall, jirfl obferve, that Male-Adminiftration has always its Source from the Paflions or Vices of thofe who Govern. The Tajfwns which caufe it are for the moft part ambition, or the immoderate Love of Pleafure. Now as tragedy checks the One, by {hewing the Great Princes of the Earth humbled ; fo it corre&s the Other, by firing the Mind, and railing it to fomething nobler. The Vices which caufe the Male-Admini- ftration of Governors, $re either Vices of Weaknefs or Malice^ one caufes them to neg- le&j and the other to opprefs their People, Vices of Weaknefs are Inconfideratenefs, and Effeminacy, Inconftancy and Irrefolution. Nothing can be a better Remedy for In- confideratenefs than 'Tragedy > which reminds them of their Duty, and perpetually inftruds them, either by its Fable or by its Sentences^ and fhews them the ill and the fatal confe- quences of irregular Adminiftration ; It raifes the Soul, and gives it that Greatnefs, Cou- rage, Force and Conilancy which are the , jQuali- Life of Mrs. O l d f i e l t>. $9 Qualifications that make Men defire to com- mand others ; as is evident from Experience* For they who in all Countries, and Ages 3 have appeared mod to feel the Power of tra- gedy, have been the moll: deferving and the greateft of Men. ^Eschylus among the Athe- nians was a great Captain as well as a Tragic Poet; and Sophocles was both an able Statef- man and a victorious General. The very grea- teft among the 'Romans were Thofe who ap- peared fo far touched by the 'Drama, as either to write Plays, or build Theatres : Witnefs Scipio, Li£Lius 3 and Lucullus ; the great Pompey, Me can as, Julius and Augustus Casar. No Man among the French, has fhewn fo much Capacity, and Greatnefs of Mind as Cardinal Richlieu, nor expreiTed fo much Paflxon for the TDrama; having wrote feveral Plays himfelf, even whilft he was laying the Plan of Univerfal Monarchy. And our Im- mortal Princefs Queen Elizabeth, was fo far charmed with it that She tranflated a whole tragedy from Euripides. That Vice of Malice, which chiefly cau- fes Male-Adminiftration, is Cruelty, and cer- tainly nothing is more capable of corre&ing this, thznlragedy; which by diving into the hidden Springs of Nature, and making life of all that is powerful in her, in order to the mo- ving Companion has been always found faf- ficient to foften the moft obdurate Heart. I am ioo MEMOIRS of the I am next, Madam> to fhew that the Stage is equally as ufeful to Subje&s, as to Princes ; either as to one another or to animate them againft the common Enemy. Tragedy is ve- ry proper to check the Motions which the Populace may at any time feel to Rebellion or Difobedience, by (topping the very Sources of themj for Tragedy naturally checks their Ambition, by fhewing them the greateft Princes of the Earth humbled, by fetting before their Eyes the uncertainty of Human Grandeur, the fudden Turns of State, and the unhappy Conclufion of Violence or In- juftice. tragedy likewife, diverts their Ap- prehenfion of Grievances, by the Delight which it gives them, discovers the Defigns of their Fa&ious Guides, by opening their Eyes, and inftru&ing them in their Duty by the like Example ; and laftly it difpels their unreafonable Jealoufies ; for People who are melted or terrified with the Sufferings of the Great, are rather apt to feel afecret Pleafure, from the Senfe which they have of being free from the like Calamities, than to torment themfelves with the vain and uncertain Ap- prehenfions of Futurity. With relation to one another^ Tragedy di- verts People from their unjuft Defigns, by the Pleafure which it gives them ^ fince no Man w T hile he is eafy Himfelf, is in a Humour to difturb others. And in relation to the common Enemy, nothing more raifes and exalts Life of Mrs. O l t> f i e 1 d. ioi exalts their Minds, and fires them with a noble Emulation who fliall beft Perform their Duty* About a Century ago, when Dramatic Poetry flourished in France, they were not only remarkably united, but advanced their Con- ijuefts fo faft that they almoft doubled their Empire. And it is a furprifing Thing to conlider that the Spirit of Dramatic Poetry leaving the French by the Death of Moliere^ Corneille, and Racine, they have fince that Time loft almoft half their former acquired Conquefts. To come home to our felves^ This may be faid to the Advantage of the 4 ^Drama in England, That fince it firft be- gan to be cultivated among us, w T e have had our Eyes more open, and found that our Conftitution is but ill defigned for Conqueft; that by being very fortunate, we fliould run the Rifque of becoming very unhappy, and en- danger our Liberties, by extending our Empire. Having thus manifefted the Ufefulnefs of the Stage to the Happinefs of Mankind, to Government in General, aiid to the Unglijh nation in Particular, I fihaJi in my next and laft, Madam (refolving to give you no farther Interruption, but hereby return you thanks for the indulgent Hearing you have given me) fully anfwer what has been, or I think is polEble to be, objected againft the Stage either from Authority, Reafon, or Religion, I am Yours^C^v Q LET, 2-G 1 MEMOIRS of the LETTER VI. IS H A L L firft. Madam, lay before you the Obje&ions againft the Stage, brought from Authority. I ask the whole Legion of Antagonifts whether the Bufinefs of Plays is not to recommend Virtue, to difcountenance Vice, and to bring to condign Punifliment all enormous Crimes ? They muft Anfwer in the Affirmitive, none of them can deny it. I will then iliew how infi^nificant Human Au** thority is againft Human Reafon. We are told by Ecclefiafticks, that, Tlato^ Jriftotle, and Cicero, cry out upon licentious Plays* as the Bane of Sobriety and tending to promote Lewdnefs. By licentious Plays^ it is demonflrable that thefe Sages only in- veighed againft the Corruptions of the Stage., and Thofe, Madam, you will I am fure do me the Juftice to acknowledge, I never pre- tended to defend. Livy, I'acitus, and 'Plu- tarch, with a long Bead-roll of Authorities^ are all brought in as Evidence againft Corrup- tion^ for which I fhall never pleads and fo all of them fall to the Ground. Mr. Collier in his Book againft the Immo- rality of the Stage, is pleafed to bring Cita- tions from a Popifh Bifhop's ^Decree £ * and * The BiShcp of Arm. tm Life of Mrs. Oldfield. 103 the Dutch Gazette^ and Mdfieurs jBedford and Law may if they pleafe join Iffue in fuch irrefragable Vouchers, but I cannot imagine why fuch Trumpery fhotild be cited, and put upon a Level with Philofophers, Councils, Fathers and Hiftorians, unlefs our modern Mafiers of Arts would flily inlinuate that they are of equal Authority. But now to proceed to the Objections brought from Rea- lon and Religion. Thofe brought from Rea- son are j%/r, to prove that the Stage encou- rages IPride^ and Revenge; andexpofes Qiia- iity and the Clergy. As the two firft are General, and the two laft Particular, I fliall fpeak to them all fuccin&ly. I. Pride, indifpofes Men for Obedience^ and living Peaceably. But if \ Ambition is meant by 'Pride, the Stage is fo far from encouraging it, that 'tis the Bufinefs of tragedy to dieter Men from it, by fhewing the fall of Princes and States ; or if Tride be made to fignify Vanity 1 or its offspring Affe&ation, 'tis the intent of Comedy to expofe thofe: But if by Prides is meant Pride well regulated, and which is truly called Greatnefs of Mind, or Honour '$ then I muft confefs that the Stage above all Things does encourage it, and by fo doing, provides both for the Happinefs of particular Men and for the Profperity of the Public. II. As to the Stages encouraging jR, and Vanity the Child of Quality. Laftly, why fhould a Lord be free from Dramatical Cenfure, when he can be correc- ed no where but upon the Stage ? A Commo- ner may be rebuked in Company, but fuch friendly admonition to a Lord, would be in- terpreted Scandal. Toconclude, Folly as well jtSfVke. isPerfonal, and the Satirq of Comedy, falls ictf MEMOIRS of the falls not upon the Order of Men out of which the ridiculous Characters are taken, but upon the Perfons of all Orders who are affe&ed with the like Follies* v IV. Expofing the Clergy is next to be con- fidered. Here I fhall be Brief It is pretended, that, to affront a Prieft, is to affront the Deity; fo it is to affront a Peafant who is a good Chriftian: Befides, Affronts are always Per- fonal, but a Prieft in a Play is a general Cha^ ra&er; and the bringing an ill, or a ridiculous, one upon the Stage, rather proceeds from our Veneration for Religion, than from any Con- tempt of it# Now for the clofing Articles, Reafon and 'Religion. It is plain from Hiftory and Experi- ence, that Religion has always flourifhed with the Stage ; for the Jthenians and Romans who moft encouraged it, were the moft religi- ons People in the World. And upon our own Stage, Profligate Chara&ers are always facri- ficed to Dramatical Juftice. Thus %)on John Is deftroyed for his Libertinifm and his Impi- ety ; Timon for his Profufion and Intempe- rance ; Mackbeth for his lawlefs Ambition and Cruelty; Ca ft alio for his Falfhood to his Brother and his Friend ; Jaffeir for his clan- deftine Marraige with the Daughter of his Benefa&or ; and 'Belvidera for her Difobedi- ence. This alfo is remarkable, that the Church and the Hierarchy^ ever fince the Reformation^ have fourijhed with the Stage* were Life of Mrs. O ldjield. 107 were depofed with it^ and Reft or ed with it y and that they may ftill continue mutually to flour iJJ^ i$my hearty 'Prayer ; to which Ma- dam, I am lure you are fo good a Chriftiaa as to fay Amen. !P. S. I hope. Madam, the following Chara&ers of the Plays, of which you were pleafed to ask my Opinion,, will prove Satifr ia&ory. viz. the Country Wife. In the%)ratnaof this Comedy, the Husband is reprefented to be one of thofe Debauchees who run through the Vices of the Town, and believe, when they think fit, they can marry and fettle at their Eafe. His own Knowledge of the Iniquity of the Age, makes him chufe a Wife wholly ignorant of it, and place his Security in her want of Skill how to abufe Jhim. The Poet, on many eecafions, where the Propriety of the Character will admit of it, infinuates, That there is no Defence againft Vice, but the Contempt of it : And has, in the Natural Ideas of an Untainted Innocent, fhown the gradual Steps to Ruin and Deftruc- tion, which Perfons of Condition run into, without the Help of a good Education how to form their Conduct. The Torment of a Jea- lous Coxcomb, which arifes from his own Falfe ioS MEMOIRS of the Falfe Maxims, and the Aggravation of hisPair^ by the very Words in which he fees her In- nocence, makes a very pleafarit and inftru&ive Satire. The Character of Homer, and the defign of it, is a good Reprefentation of the Age, in which that Comedy was written at which Time Love and Wenching were the Bufinefsof Life, and the Gallant Manner of purfuing Women was the beft Recommenda-* tion at Court. To which only it is to be imputed, that a Gentleman of Mr. Wycherleys Character and Senfe, condefcends to reprefent the Infults done to the Honour of the Bed, without juft Reproof, but to have drawn a Man of Probity with Regard to fuehGonfide- rations, had been a Monfter, and a Poet had at that Time difcovered his want of know- ing the Manners of the Court he lived in„ by aVertuous Chara&er in his fine Gentleman^ as he would fliow his Ignorance, by drawing a Vicious One to pleafe the prefent Audience, 35 II. The Alchymist, This Comedy is an Example of Sen Johnforis Extenfive Genius and Penetra- tion into the Paflions and Follies of Man- kind. The Scene in the Fourth Aft, where all the cheated People expofe the Man that Sec, The Tatler. N°. J, would Life of Mrs. Oldfield. i 09 would open their Eyes, has fomething in it fo inimitably Excellent, that it is certainly as great a Mafter-piece as has ever appeared by any Hand. The Authors great Addrefs in ihewing Covetoufnefs, the Motive of the Actions of the Turitan^ the Gamefter, the Epicure ) and the 'Trader and that all their Endeavours, how differently foever they feem to tend, center only in that one Point of Gain 5 lhews that he had to a great Perfe&ion that Difcernment of Spirit, which conftitutes a Genius for a Comedy. * I 1; HL - '11 Volpone: Or, The Fox. In this Play Ben Johnfon has made every Man s Paflion be towards Money, and yet not one of them exprelfes that Defire, or en- deavours to obtain it any way but what is peculiar to him only : One Sacrifices his Wife 5 another his ProfefTion, another his Pofterity^ from the fame Motive >• but their Characters are kept fo skilfully apart, that it feems pro^ digious their Difcourfes fhould rife from the Invention of the fame Author, f * Tatler, K° 14. Vol, I, f Tatler, N°. 14. Vol. lit K IV, 1 10 MEMOIRS ofjh IV. The Bus i£ Body; This Comedy was written by Mrs. Cenf~ livre. The Plot and Incidents of the Play are laid with that fubtilty of Spirit which is peculiar to Females of Wit, and is very feldom well performed by thofe of the o- thcr Sex, in whom Craft in Love is an A£l of Invention, and not as with Women the Effe& of Nature and Inftinft, * V, The Earl of Bffex. There is not one good Line in this Tra- gedy, and yet it is a Play which w r as ne- ver feen without drawing Tears from fome part of the Audience. A remarkable In- ftance, that the Soul is not to be moved by Words, but Things ; for the Incidents in this Drama are laid together fo happily, that the Spedator makes the Play for himfelf, by the Force which the Circumftance has upoii Imagination. Thus in fpight of the moft dry Difcourfes, and Expreflions almoft as ridicu- lous with refped to Propriety, it is impoliible lor one unprejudiced to fee it untouched with *TatIer. . N°. i*. Vol. I Pity. Life of Mrs. Oldtieid. ii£ Pity. I muft confefs that the Effed is not wrought on fuch as examine why they are pleafed ; but it never fails to appear on thofe who are not too learned in Nature 3 to be moved by her firft Suggeltions. * VI. Epfem-W ells. This Comedy is very juft, and the low part of Human Life reprefented with much. Humour and Wit. t VII. The Old Batchelol Is a Comedy of deferved Reputation, In the Chara&er which gives Name to this Play, there is excellently reprefented the Re- luctance of a battered Debauchee to come into the Tramels of Order and Decency: He neither languifhes nor burns,, but frets for Love. The Gentlemen of more regular Behaviour, are drawn with much Spirit and Wit. and the Drama introduced by the Dia- logue of the firft Scene with uncommon, yet natural Converfation. The Part of Fondlewife is a lively Image of the unfeafona- bJLe Fondnefs of Age and Impotence. § * Tatler. N°- 14.. Vol. t. f Tatler. N°. 7. Vol, I. § Tatler, N°. 9 Vol. 1, r 2 yiiL xit MEMO IRS .of the VIIL The Modern Prophets. The 'Drama of this Play is a mqfi: unan- fwerable Satire againft the Spirit of Enthu- Jiafm. Mr, c Darjey had by long Experience obferved. That in Company^ very grave Dif- courfes have been followed by Bawdy j and therefore he has turned the Humour that Way with great Succefs, and taken from his Audi* ence all manner of Superftition^ by the pretty Agitations of Mrs. itichiell^ whom he has made a Lay-Sifter as well as a Trophetefs > by which means jhe carries on the Affairs of both Worlds with great Succefs. * The Recruiting Officer. The Humour is not hit in the Chara&er of Serjeant Kite^ and if it be not admirably fup- plied by the A£tioft of the Perfon who per- forms that Part 3 the Play cannot be fuppor- ted. f X. A Trip to the JuhiJee. The Dialogue of this Play has fomething too low to bear a Criticifm upon it, but the * Tatlcr. N 9 . lie Vol. I. f Tatler. N°. 20. Vol. I, Gallantry,, Life of Mrs. Oldfield. 113 Gallantry 3 the Youth, and Gaiety of a young Man of a plentiful Fortune, is looked upon with as much Indulgence on the Stage, as in real Life, without any of thofe Intermixtures of Wit and Humour, which ufually prepoflefs us in favour of fuch Characters in other Plays. Let us now return for the laft Time, to the Theatre. Having already mentioned Mifs Campion's good Fortune, in being honoured with the Friendfhip of the Duke of tDevon- Jhire> I am here to obferve, that, a very fhort time put a Period to her Happinefc. Paying fome Vifits, laft Summer, to my Friends in ^ztckinghamjhire^ (as the Monu- ments of the Dead never efcape my Notice) in Latimer s Church in that County, I found Mifs Campion was Buried. She was taken off in her Bloom, by a He&ic-Fever, under which (he languished four Months, being but Nineteen Years of Age. Her Endowments both of Mind and Body, are very elegantly delineated in the following Infcription, upon a very neat Marble Tablature erected to her Memory, in the Church above mentioned, by his Grace William Duke of < Devoi?Jhire. Requiefcit Hie Pars mortalis Marias Annas: Campion, Obijt 19 Maij, Anno M.DCC.VL iEtat. 19. Quod fupercfl ex altera parte quaere, Formam Egregiam et miris illecebris ornatum, VirtutQ ii 4 MEMOIRS of the Virtutes Animi fuperarunt Plebeium genus (fed honeftum) Nobilitate morum decoravit. Supra seta tern Sagax, Supra Sortcm (praefertim egenis) benigna. fnterSccnicosLudos'in quibusaliquandiu verfata efl) Verecunda et intemerata Foil quatuor menfium languorem (a Febri He&ica cofreptum) Intempellivam mortem Forti pectore et Chriftiana Pietate fubivit Humanitate praeditis (Si quid mcntem mortalia tangunt) Flebilis; Amicis heu flebilior ! Dile&iffimis Reliquijs Sacrum , Lapidem hunc ponicuravit, G. D. D, * The foregoing Infcription has been thus attempted in Engl(/h 3 viz* Mary Anne Campion, Died on the ipth Day of May, \Jo6 y in the 19th Year of her Age. Reft fig in Qeace, her Mortal (Party here Lies 1 But, her Immortal Soul, a [fumes the Skies. Her lovely Form with ev'ry Grace conjoined lllafirated the Virtues of her Mind * i. e. GuKcImus Devonis: Dux. Life of Mrs. Old fie ld. 115 Tho meanly Born, her Morals were Jincere, And fuch y as the mojl 'Noble Blood might wear. Her Wifdom far above her Tears did JboWj Above her Fortune did her Bounty flow. Some Tears the Stage her fprightly ASiion gracd r Mojl other s^ in her Condutf^fbe farpafs'd. Four Months a Ling'ring Fevers wajling QainSy Her Breajl with Chrijlian Fortitude fujiains. Her immature Deceafe foft Hearts bewail^ Relentlefs.Grief her loving Friends, aJJ'aiL Sacred to her mojl dear Remains , be't known y His Grace of Devon Confecrates this Stone m The Gentleman who favoured me with the Tranflation of Mifs Campion's Infcrip- tion, allures me, that in the Blank Leaf of her Common Prayer-Book, given her by the Duke ef Devonshire) were written the following Twelve remarkable Verfes, from Mr. Dry- den s Conqueft of Granada, which it feems his Grace recommended to her as a Plan of Natural Religion, and of his own Belief in fuch Matters, viz. By Reafon Man a Godhead may Difcern^ But how he fhould be worfhifd cannot learn. O Heav'n how dark a Riddle's thy Decree y Which Bounds our Wills y yet feems to leave 'em Free ?' Since thy Fore-knowledge cannot be in vain Our Choice muji be what thou did/} firjl Ordain. Thus n6 MEMOIRSof/^ Thus like a Captive in an tJ7e confitfd Man walks at large, a Qrifoner of the Mind. Wills all hisCrimeSywhileHeav'n th'Indiftment draws. And pleading Guilty jujlifies the Laws. None hwws what Fate is for himfelf defigtid, The thought of HumanChance JhouldMake us Kind* His Grace of Ttevonjhire did not long fur- vive Mifs Campion, Dying in about a Year after her. This Amour, and the Dukes Political Chara&er, drew upon Dr. White Kennet, late Biiliop of Teterhorow fome very fevere Reflections, on Account of the Sermon he Preached at his Funeral in the Church of All-hallows in T>erby> Sept. 5. 1707. I fliall not load thefe Papers with a recital of what has been faid Pro and Con^ by Pamphleteers, but content my felf, and I hope the Reader, in giving a fliort State of the Cafe, as it is very handfomely drawn up with regard to the Memories both of the Spiritual and Temporal Peer by the Writer of Biflhop Rennet's Life. * cc a growing cc Set of People, were difpofed to diflike a Peer of great Prudence and Probity, generoufly approved of that laft Office, and defired the Dodor to publifli the Sermon • to which he fubmitted with the lefs Fear of Offence, becaufe all he faid relating to his Life, was either fuggefted or allowed by the then Bifliop of Samm> who was inti- mately acquainted with his Graces Condud j and all that he Obferved concerning his Sick- nefs and Death, was communicated to him by the Eye-Witnefs, and faithful Judge of them, the then Lord Bifhop of Ely. Upon their Authority, and Approbation, the Dottor published his Sermon, and confirmed the main Subject of it, by cafting in fome Hiftorical Colie&ions relating to the Defcent and Pro- grefs of that Noble Family, to which he made a modeft Dedication to the late Duke j which he (who would have defpifed Flattery, and abhorred Faifhood) was fo well pleafed with, that he had a Refped and Favour for the Do&or, and fhewed it in a very kind Manner* Life of Mrs. Oldfield. iij? Manner, by recommending him to the Queen, for the Deanery of Peterborough^ foon after Vacant by the Death of Dr. Freeman^ which we may fuppofe was the more eafily obtained of her Majefty, as being her Chaplain in Ordi- nary, by the Recommendation of the Lord Archbifhop of Canterbury and the Earl of Godolphin. This Preferment, tho' not fo much to be envied, raifed the fiercer Spite and Malice of the Party againft him : Libels and peevifli Sermons pointed at him. They got young Men to tune the Oxford Pulpit, and let out their Univerfity Prefs tothe prin- ting, or reprinting a Sorry Libel * of poor John Dmton\ againft the deceafed Duke and his Funeral Preacher ; Some faid that, he had covered all the Vices of that great Man, which was fo far from being true, that he plainly intimated them. — cc That this to an AU of Parliament , for Sale of my JBjfiate^ or to alter my Father s Settlement^ contrary to my Inclinations : And 1 know when I am dead they will give my Wife all the ^ifttirbance they can. As I was named one of the Truftees in the Settlement on the Lady, which w 7 as done at the Requeft of the Lady's Mother, who meant it as a Compli- ment to Mr. Wycherley^ knowing I was a Relation of his, I looked on this Difcourfe of Mr. Wycherleys as a warrantable Reafon for concealing his Death, till I could let out for Shropjbire, to enter on the Eftate, in right of the Jointrefs, and prevent the Ne- phew from any prior Combinations with the Tenants to her Prejudice : And for that only Reafon did I defire his Deceafe fliould be kept fecret for that Day. After the Tenants had, with fome Scruples, Attorned to the Jointrefs, the firft Step Mr. A—~y took was to vilify her, and prevent them from paying any of the Rents. It was given out by him that flie was a Woman of no Family or Reputation, a Drelfer to the Play-hotifes, or fomething no better ; and though flie had got a fort of pretended Join- ture, yet he would fet it afide, for flie had im- pofed on the poor old Man, and paffed for a Fortune, though flie had not a Farthing of her own : Thefe Infinuations, Sir, I allure you, are falfe and fcandalous ; flie is one of the Daughters and CoheirelTes of Mr. Jof* Jackfon^ 130 MEMOIRS of the Jachforty a Gentleman late of Hertingford- bury^ as the late Lord Chancellour Cowper very well knew, her Family having the Honour for feveral Years of being very con- verfant in his Houfe^ her Fortune, at the time of her Marriage with Mr. Wycherky^ did really amount to iooo /. which would all have come into his Pocket had he lived, and 190/. part thereof, was actually paid to him in his Life time, as we have fworn in our Anfwer; and could as eafily have proved, fiad not our Counfel advifed, that the Ne- phew was not intitled to an Account of her Fortune, or the Applications thereof. When I went to ask Mr. A'*- i -~y for what Reafons he defamed the Lady, by fuch Reports as aforefaid, he replied, it was the Account he had of her j but if it were not fo, Lawyers had a Liberty to fay any thing that promo- ted their Client s Intereft ; yet, notwithftand- ing he had fo great a Value for his Client, if the Widow would take 1500/. and refign her Jointure, fhe fhould have it, rather than go to Law with her ; but if Hie would not accept of that, ftie fhould have nothing. She being thus threatened, Sir, I had reafon to apprehend her Jointure was to be contefted, and as I had obliged my felf by Promife to Mr. Wycherley to ferve her to the utmoft of my Power, as well as being bound to it by fuffering my felf to be a Truftee ; I knew by a due Application to her Affairs, I muft con- fequently Life of Mrs. OldfieldT 151 fequently negled my own Intereft, (for I was then endeavouring to obtain a Company, being hut a Captain on the Half Pay) and confider- ing 5 as (he was fo young, Ihe would probably marry again, and then I did not know whom I might have been ferving : I then began my Addreffes to her, and in about three Months after Mr. Wycherkys Death prevailed on her to marry me. Immediately upon my Marriage with her Mr. A y was no lefs liberal in throwing Dirt at me, ailed gin g, I was a common Barber, was married to her before ihe was married to Mr. TVycherley^ and that we had contrived together to impofe on the poor old Poet to get an Eftate to ourfelves, which, with a great many other infamous Allegations, were drawn up, and put into Mr. Wycherkys^ the Nephew's Crofs-Bill, who afterwards like- wife by Reference made them a Part of his Anfwer to our Original Bill, and defired they might be taken as fuch, charging all the Subftance thereof to be Faft and Truth. It may not be improper to inform you, Sir, what Pains they have likewife taken to make us go round about for the Recovery of our Right ; Part of the Jointure being in- cumbered with a Mortgage for 1000 /. they prevailed with the Mortgagee not to join with us in an Eje&ment, fo as to try our Right at Common Law, but gave out, that if they could get us into Chancery they would then 1 3 % MEMOIRS of the then make it coft us Money enough, and we fliould be glad to take any thing at laft • this neceffitated us to bring our Bill againft the Nephew (the Heir) and the Mortgagee. The Nephew filed a long and abufive Crofs-Bill, and though We have been driving the Caufe forward, as faft as we could, for near two Years, yet, by artificial Delays, they have kept it from a Hearing till laft Term ^ and though we put in a full Anfwer, they ex- cepted : And though, to fave time, we fub- mitted to put in a farther Anfwer, we had no fooner done the fame, but they got an Order to amend their Bill, and exhibited another of 1 27 Sheets long, not 13 of which vary either in Subftance or the very Words from their firft Bill. I will beg leave now, Sir, to add a Word in relation to their Evidence by whom they have attempted to fupport their Plea of Equity, and then muft haften to beg your Pardon for burthen ing you with fo long a Detail. Though we proved every Part of what we were ad vifed, made our Cafe good by the Dc- pofitions of Perfons whofe Characters and Re- putations are unqueftionable, they have not ftuck to overthrow, if hard Swearing may do it, every Point that Ihould be effential to us : They fwear they believe Mr. Wycherley de- lirious, and non Corypos^ though we prove his Sanity by his Phyficians Dr. Mead, Sir Life of Mrs. OldfxeId. 133 yohn Shadwell> and others as competent Judges. They fwear, it . was againft his Incli*- nations to marry, and a dired Force upon him ; though we prove by the Minifier, who dif- courfed him firft privately, that he knew what he did, and a&ed in the Affair fponta- neoufly : And tho' we prove, beyond Con-^ tradi&ion, that he had a prior Defign of marrying, and had employed Friends of his in carrying on a Treaty of Marriage for him. I muft not expatiate too far on this Head^ but go on to inform you by what Perfons, on their Side, all their Calumnies arc fupported, The only Witneffes they could rake up for this Task were a Man Servant, and a hireling Nurfe ; both made • ferviceable, I may dare affirm to you, from their Refentments to us ; the Man Servant, who continued to live with the Widow fome Months after Mr. Wycher- leys Death, was turned away for being caught in Bed with the Maid ; and the Nurfe piqued being balked of her Expectations of Mourn- ing, of which fhe made a Demand upon Mr. Wycherkys Death j I muft tell you in general, Sir, that their Depofitions appear plainly to be concerted for them, and their Story is told in Terms which you would be convinced neither of them underftood : And befides that, as my Lord Chancellor * ex- cellently obferved, People frequently falfified * The Earl of Macclesfield. u them- i j4 MEMOIR S of the themfelves by fwearing too much. I hope their Teftimonies muft be judged of lefs Va- lidity, if not to amount to wilful Perjury > when their Depofitions positively contradict one another. I will trouble you, Sir, but with two or three Inftances of this kind, to allure you I have not made fuch a Conftru&ion without Caufe. Tirfty The Man Servant fwears, that the better to carry on my Defign on Mr. Wycher* ky> I came continually to his Lodgings at Mrs. Watkins^s^ carried him out, made him drunk, and intoxicated him with Liquors from time to time, (of which he often com- plained to the faid Mrs. Wathins) and perfua- ded him to remove from that Lodgings it being too publick for my Defign s on him ; but when Mrs. Waikins herfelf comes to be examined, fhe fwears fiie never faw me, or heard of my Name till Mr. Wycherkys laft Sicknefs, at which time he lodged at another Houfe, and had done fo for fome Months. Secondly > The Man fwears, that when Mr. Wycherley was to be married, the Mi- nifter not being come for that purpofe, I was very uneafy ; and when he informed me the Dinner 1 had befpoke was ready, that I re- plied, I could not eat a Bit till the Marriage was over : $ut when the Nurfe comes to be examined^ fhe fays ? fhe cannot particularly Life of Mrs. Oldfield. 135 depofe on what Day of the Month the Mar- riage was, but that the Ceremony thereof was performed in the Forenoon* And 'Thirdly To trouble you Sir, with no more of their Inconfiftencies, the Nurfe f wears I had an a&ual Defign to get Mr. Wycherky married, that I might marry the Lady after his Deceafe, for that I my felf told her I had fuch a Defign. This I doubt not, Sir, but you will look upon as a furprizing Piece of Evidence, that I fhould have the Policy to carry on a Scheme of fuch a Nature, and the Shallownefs to confefs that Policy to a Perfon in whom I could repofe no Confidence^ and with whom I had no other Acquaintance than feeing her as a Nurfe to Mr. Wycherley : I am perfuaded the Wifdom of my Lord Chancellor will foon induce him to believe that fuch Witneffes muft either be wrought to fwear hard, or be Perfons whofe common Senfe is mifguided by their little Honefty. I have at laft, Sir, I think, run thro' all the Circumftances of my Cafe, without fet- ting any falfe Glofs upon it, or amufing you with what is not ftri&ly true : Permit me now to make that Requeft which, from Dr. M *ns Recommendations, and the Cha- racter I have from him, and others, of your Goodnefs, I am perfuaded will be granted me. Our Papers all lye now before my £ord U 2 Chan* i 3 6 MEMO IRS of the Chancellor, who, on the Hearing, was fo tender of the Heir at Law, and fo ftartled at the feeming Strength of their Depofitions, that he would not make his Decree without taking the trouble of reading over all the Pleadings. I am fo well affured of his Lord- Hiips Integrity and deep Judgment, that I have no Apprehenfions of the Strength of my Cafe ; but I am fenfible that the Turn which Gentlemen of your Parts can give to fuch a Cafe, upon a proper Opportunity, never is of inconsiderable Service. If you will vouch- safe to fpeak . in our Favour, and move his Lordfliip to difpatch our Affair, in Compaf- fion to a diftreffed Family who have been forced to fpend almoft all they have in purfuit of their juft Right, I fhall receive the Obli- gation with the greateft Senfc of Gratitude, and be ready to approve my felf, as I ought^ tfcd yet unknown to you, % : SIR, - • ^| Tour mqft obliged \ Humble Servant Tho. Shrimpton. Life of Mrs. Oldfield. 137 A True Copy of Mr. WycherleyV Laft Will and Teflament. 'K the Name of GOT> Amen. I WiU x Ham Wycherle% of the Parifli of St. Taul Covent-Garden, in the County of Middle- fex, Efq; being Infirm of Body, but of good and perfed Memory, praifed be GOD, do make and ordain this my Laft Will and Tes- tament, in Manner and Form following, mz. Firft, and Principally, I commend my Soul into the Hands of Almighty GOD, hoping through the Merits and Mediation of my Blef- fed Lord and Saviour JESUS CHRIST, to inherit Eternal Life ; My Body I commit to the Earth to be decently Buried, in Chri- ftian Burial ; * at the Difcretion of my Ex- ecutor, herein after Named, in certain Ex- pectation of a Joyful Refurre&ion at the laft Day. And, in refped of my Worldly Ef- tate, I difpofe thereof as followeth (that is to fay) Imprimis^ I Order and Direct, that, Ml the Juji and Lawful 'Debts which I fioall owe at the time of my jDeceafe^ jhall^ with the Charges of my Tuner al^ he in the firft place duly c Paid :> and T)ifcharged. All the reft and refidue of all and fingular my Eftate, Ready Money, Plate, Jewels, Goods, * Mr. Wycherley died a Rommfi, and 138 MEMOIRS of the and Chattels whatfoever, (my Debts, Fune- ral Expences, Trobat of this my Will, and all other necejjary Charges relating to the due Adminiftrationof my Eft ate, being firft IP aid and Difcharged) I give and bequeath unto my Dear and well beloved Wife ELI- ZABETH WTCHERLET; and of this my Laft Will and Teftament I do here- by make and appoint my loving Kinfman THOMAS SHRIMPTON ofthefaid Parifh of St. Taul Covent Garden, Efq s fole Executor, hereby revoking and making void all former Wills by me made, and declaring this Teftament to be my True and Laft Will. In Witnefs whereof I have hereunto fet my Hand and Seal the One and Thirtieth Day of December, Anno Domini 1 7 1 5 j and in the Second Year of the Reign of our Soveraign Lord GEORGE, dec. William Wycherley. Signed, Sealed, Published, and Declared by the Teftator, William Wycherley, as, and for, his Laft Will and Teftament, in the Pre- fence of Us, who have attefted the fame as Witnefles thereto, in his Prefence. Chriftopher Metcalfe. Amos Feme. Rob. Hodfon. The Life of Mrs. Old field. 132 The foregoing Cafe of Mr. Wycherleys Executor, and the unjuft litigious Ufage he met with, is, I think, a fufficient Memento for all Perfons whatever, who have any Ef- feds to leave behind them, how prudently circumfped they ought to be in fettling their Affairs before their Deceafe. Tho' notwith- ftanding, all the Care and Caution imagina- ble, where there is a Fellow, who wears a Corinthian-Forehead^ fuch a one as Capt* Shrimpton had to do with, a Man of Honour will find it very difficult to get out of his Clutches. Mr. Otway in his Tragedy of Venice Preferved^ has defcribed the Mifery of a Man, whofe Effeds are in the Hands of the Law, with great Spirit. The Bitternefs of being the Scorn and Laughter of bafe Minds, the Anguilh of being infulted by 'Men. hardened beyond the Senfe of Shame or Pity, and the Injury of a Man s Fortune being wafted, under the Pretence of Juftice, are excellently aggravated in the following Speech of Pierre to Jajfeir. I pafsd this very Moment by Thy Doors , And found them guarded by a Troop of Villains ; The Sons of Public Rapine were Dejlroying. They told me, by the Sentence of the Law, They had CommiJJion to feize all thy "Fortune. Here, flood a Ruffian with a horrid Face, Lording it o'er a Wile of majjy Qlate, Tumbled 1 4 o -MEMOIRS*/ the Fumbled into a Heap for (Public Sale. £T 'here , was Another making Villanous Jejls jit thy Undoing : He had ta'en PoJJeJfion Of all thy ancient moji Domejlic Ornaments ; Rich Hangings intermixed and wrought with Gold j tfhe very Bed y which on thy Wedding-Night Received c Thee to the Arms of Belvidera ! The Scene of all thy jfoys, was violated By the coarfe Hands of filthy Dungeon Villains^ And thrown amongji the common Lumber. I lliall put an End to this juft Complaint by acquainting the Reader, that the Lord Chancellor Macclesfield was pleafed to make a Decree in favour of Capt. Shrimpton* We are now come to the lafi: Original Parti of Mrs. Oldfield. James Thomfon^ an in- genious Scots Gentleman ("Author of The Sea- sons) in the Preface to his Tragedy ofSoPHo- nisba, thus delivers himfelf, cc I cannot con- cc elude without owning my Obligations to cc thofe concerned in the Representation. They 6 ■ have indeed done me more than Juftice. cc Whatever was defigned as amiable and enga- is a Task you have taken in hand, and I do not doubt your doing Juftice to her Memory. As to my own time on the Stage, to the beft of my Remembrance, I came into the Houfe in the Year 1702, and my Hi State of Health obliged me to quit it in 1720. A Copy of Mrs. Oldfield's Pi&ure is at your Service, and I fhall gladly accept of that excellent Copy you are about to draw of her • it will give vaft Pleafure to, SIR, Tour my humble Servant , X z M. Saunders* 144 MEMO IRS Mrs. Oldfteld was at length releafed from her Earthly Bonds, expiring very early . on Friday Morning, OUober 23. 1730. As the Nicety of Drefs was her Delight when Living, fhe was as nicely dreffed after her Deceafe $ being by Mrs. Saunders's Di^ region thus laid in her Coffin. She had on, a very fine $r^/x-Lace-Head ; a Holland Shift with Tucker, and double Ruffles of the lame Lace ; a Pair of New Kid-Gloves, and her Body wrapped up in a Winding Sheet. On her Coffin, was this Infcription, ANNE OLDFIELD, /Etatis 47. On *ttiefday the 27th of OUober, the Corps was carried from her Houfe, in Grofve- nor Street, to the Jerufalem-Qhzmbev Weft- minfter, where it lay in State, and about Eleven o' Clock was conveyed to the Abbey : The Pall being fupported by the Lord De- laware Lord Harvey, the Right Honour- able George !Bubb Doddington ; Charles Hedges, E% Walter Carey, Efq; and Capt. Elliot. Her eldeft Son Arthur Maynwaring, Efq; was Chief Mourner. The Funeral Service was performed by the Reverend Dr. Barker, Senior Prebendary, then Refident. Here Life of Mrs. Oldpield. 145 *5 Here I think my felf obliged to expofe the Infolence of that Weekly Libeller, the Grub- Jfreet-]ouma\iR. In his 44th Numb, Tihiirfday Novemb. he fays, ■ " A Place hating been allow- the Inscription will partial- cc larly mention the Christian, as well as cc Moral Virtues of that Lady?'' This wretched Sneer can only affeft the Writer of it ; and I wifli when he comes to die that a Teftimony as ample, and fincere, of his Chri- fiian Virtues, may be produced, as Mrs* Saunders has given of Mrs. Oldjields ; and, as for her Moral Virtues , her Laft Will and T!eflament is a Demonftration of her Juftice. Some Folks, it feems, much more Scrupu- lous than ConJcientious y would have laid hold on an obfolete Topijh Canon ; which Ordains, that no Stage-Players Jhould be buried in Churches. But I have been allured by Dr. barker himfelf that he Buried Mrs. Old- field very willingly, and with the greateft Satisfaction. The Place of her Interment is towards the Weft-End of the South-lie, (near the Monu- ments of Secretary Craggs and Mr. Congreve) hard by the Confiftory^ox Spiritual-Court. Taking i 4 £ MEMOIRS of the Taking Occafion 3 from thefe Thre? emi- nent Perfons having never been married^ a certain Gentleman^ well known at Weftmin-* fier y was very innocently Witty ; and threw down thefe Verfes, written with a Pencil, upon Mrs. Old fi eld s Grave after the Ce- remony, was over, viz* Jf Penance in the Biftiop's Court be fear'd y Congrevc^/^Craggs andOldhcldzvill be fcard To find that at the Refurre&ion Day, They've All fo neat the Consistory lay. The following Epitaph is fuppofed to come from the fame Hand. HIC JACET, ( cito jacet hie ) OLDFIELD. .' The Brighteft A&refs ^Britain c er did Y I E L D. In Warts diverting her chief Talent lay. Wherein a Thoufand Charms Jhe did difplay* Would ev'ry one in this degen'rate Age y Whiljl ABing here a Wart on Life's Short St age y hike her Exert y purfuing Nature's Laws,' They'd meet at their lajl Exit like Applaufe. As Life of Mrs. Oldfield. 147 As to the Variety of Mrs. Oldfield s Amour cc fuch infamous Reports arife, from * her being more lovely than the reft of her flie was envied by fuch malicious " Wretches ; but all who knew her will cc confirm this Truth, that, fhe was never cc guilty of any bafe or ungenerous Action. M Such is fhe Character I have had com- municated to me by a Gentlewoman whofb Veracity is unqueftionable ; and whom, I am not afhamed to own, I have with great Satis- faction confulted upon the prefent Occafion. She thus, farther proceeds, " Mrs. Oldfield, like a prudent and juft who are too unattentive to receive Le&ures, are irrefiftably taken with Performances. Hence is it, that I extremely lament the little Relifh the Gentry of this Nation have at pre- fent, for the juft and noble Reprefentations in fome of our Tragedies. The Italian Opera, the ^Beggars OperaJ and other fuch like Farcical, and gewgau Pantomime Entertainments, which are of late introduced, can leave no Trace behind them \ that can be of Service beyond the prefent Moment. To Sing and to Dance, are Ac- complifliments very few have any thoughts of praftifingj but to fpeak Juftly and move Gracefully, is what every one thinks they do^ or wifli they did. I have hardly ,a Notion, that any Female Performer of Antiquity could furpafs the Action of Mrs. Oldfield in any of the Oc- cafions in which flie has appeared on our Stage. The wonderful Agony in which fhe was feen in the 'DiJIreft Mother $ the? Mixture of Love that intruded upon her Mind in the Part of Ifmena * were Perform mances inimitable, but by her alone 1 When I faw her Corps approaching the Abbey, the Gloom of the Churchy and the * See Ph&dra and Htfpofouu Y faint 1 5 o MEMOIR S of the faint Lights before the ProcefTion, contribu- ted to the melancholy Difpofition I was in j and I began to be extremely afflicted that An- thony and Cleopatra ever had any Difference ; that Anna 3Zullen and Jam Shore were fo unfortunate ; and the Fall of Lady Jane Gray ftruck me to the Heart. The Occurrence of thefe Incidents, in my Memory, who look upon all human Diftin&i- ons to be meerly Scenical, raifed my Senti- ments above the Emptinefs jof all Sublunary Perfe&iofi and Grandeur in general $ and I could not but regret, that the Sacred Heads which lie buried in the Neighbourhood of this little Portion of Earth in which my de- parted Friend is depofited, are returned to Duft as well as She, and that there is no Dif- ference in the Grave between the imaginary and the real Queen. This made me fay of human Life it felf with Shahfpeare^ To Morrow, to Morrow, and to Morrow, Creeps in a Jlealing Qace from Day to Day, So the lajl Moment of recorded Time ! And all our Yefterdays have lighted Fools To their eternal Night ! Out, out port Candle! Life's but a walking Shadow, a poor Player That Jlruts, and frets, his Hour upon the Stage^ And then is heard no more. Macbeth, JJfe of Mrs. Oldfiel£>. 151 Ntenia Hiftriomcx. A Funeral Oration FOR Mrs. OLD FIELD. By a Player. guts Defiderio fit pudor aut Modus Tarn Chart Capitis. H o r. Od. Lib. 1. AT this fad Solemnity with a real Grief and a melancholy Pleafure I aflift, for who is it muft not grieve for fuch a Lofs ? and yet I joy that I am ordained to pay this laft^ this mourning Duty to her*, whofe Worth claims all the Orator can fay. But what Wor ds 3 alas I fliall exprefs her Merit, what Y £ Terms i 5 z MEMOIRS// the Terms our Grief ? Here Oratory is at a Stand, Rhetorick lofes its Force, and both filently conkfs their Incapacity to celebrate the one, or fufficiently defcribe the other. The Pomp and Pageantry of Sorrow, the filent Procef- fion, the Sable Hearfe, and the mourning Friends give but a faint Idea of the Woe due to her Deceafe, or the Reverence owing to her Memory. Then let Oratory be filent. Rhetoric be dumb ; let the Pomp and Page- antry of Sorrow, the Silent Proceffion, the Sabie Hearfe, and the mourning Feinds pafs unregarded by, for nothing but her Fame, her loud founding Fame can fpeak her, no- thing but the Memory of her Excellence can juftly inform u$ of what a Treafure the ga- ping Grave is about to rob us. But who fhall mourn in more Bitternefs of Anguifti than the Children of that forlorn Theatre, where once Ihe flood the chief Sup*- port and Beauty of the Stage, where Ihe taught Virtue in fuch perfuafive Accents^ that the Hearers have been with Immitation fired, and wifhed they fo could Adt that fo they may Inflruft, and fo inftru&ing be adored like her. The Stage was at firfi de- figned, (and never more ftrid than now) to eradicate Vice, and inculcate and incourage the r Principles of Virtue. The Man of Ho- nour and Religion had his Reward, the Vil- lain the Wages of his Demerit, Lewdnefs in the Proffc'tute was puniflul, Chafiity in the Matron i Life of Mrs. Oldfield. 155 Matron applauded, with an Intent to cherilh in the Audience a Love oi the reprefented Virtues, and a Deteftation of the oppofite Vices j and if the Intent of the Stage de- ferves (as certainly it does) fo much Applaufe, how muft they be refpe&ed who execute its Defign ? Greatly, then to the .dear departed Admiration be facred all the Lawrels of the Stage. What hardened Heart wept not with Andromache ? What Mother did ftie not in- , ftrudt ii> Maternal Love when Jftyanaxs Danger wrings her Soul? What Woman fo loft in a Crowd of Cards, and good Com- pany which the Repentance of my Lady iwnly could not teach to reform ? What Coquet fo abandoned to her Folly whom the ridiculous Behaviour of Lady Betty Modijh could not make deteft her Vanity ? What Character did lhe appear in private or pub- lick Life which flie could not make Amia- ble ? On the Stage fo eafy did the Poets Language flow from her, it might well be taken for her own Sentiments and in private . all ftie fpoke, all fli&did, carry 'd that agree- able Air, that every thing fat upon her with the fame genteel Negled, her Cloaths did ; unaffe&ed Gay, but politley Neat. In fhort, flie was the unexampled Pro- dud: of an Age, and who, as flie immitated none in her excellent Performance, fo by none can fhe be immitated ; for as far as Na- ture exceeds Art, fo far did ftie excell all the / . Women i 5 4 MEMOIRS of the, &c. iWomen of her Time ; and fo far will her Memory triumph over all that are to eome after. She was indeed a Phoenix in her Way, folitariiy excellent j but, alas ! the Quality of the Phoenix attends her not, for from her Aflies no Succeffor can fpring ; for as Die was Second to none, quando ullam inveniemus par em? fo by none can flie be Seconded. To conclude, Candid Auditory, as flie trod the Theatrical, fo do you the Worldly Stage, that when like her you muft make yaur Exit^ it may be with the Approbation of Heaven and Plaudits of Men. OPHELIA: O P H ELI A: OR, THE Lovers Day, Taken From The Original Greek of Menander? To the Reader MEnander I take to be the Father of this excellent Poetical Fragment. I found it in a very antient Colle&ion of the *Poet(£ Gr immediately after an Epigram of His, under this Title, t? mem. It has in the Original many Beauties by me inimitable, and excels in the two moft delightful Fountains of Longinus s Sublime, viz. n*9w x) Etnm^ ^Defcription and Tajfion. I have ftuck as clofe to the Original as poffibly I could, and have made but one Alteration, viz. The Name of the Grecian Lady was Thestylis* which I have changed to Ophelia ; not only becaufe it runs fmoother in our Englijh Ver- ification, but for another Reafon which I flatter my felf will be obvious to every Reader, Life of Mrs. Oldfield. 157 MORNING. L FRom the Windows of the Eaft, Scarce the grey-ey*d Morning peeps, All Nature yet feems lull'd to Reft, And Silence ftill its Empire keeps. it But now the Early Swallow Sings, Mattins to the riling Day, Whilft his * Wayward Road he Wings Thro' the Liquid azure Way. IIL The Sun juft glimmers o'er the Hills, Unfelt by the inferiour Lawn ; Wanly fporting on the Rills, Faintly gilds the gloury Dawn, * In the Greek it is KQyrjnv afov, IV. Not 158 MEMOIRS of the iv. ■ Not yet with Gufts the River Heaves, No Winds yet ruftle thro' the Trees ; The Zephyrs rock upon the Leaves, And Sleeping breathe a gentle Breeze. V. Not yet the Wontlings of the Flocks From their Fleecy Mothers rife, Or waken in the neighb'ring Rocks Slumb'ring Eccho with their Cries. VI. All Nature refts, (or feems to reft) And dreams it's daily Cares away, But I with fell Defpair oppreft Outwatch the Night, outrife the Day* VIL The Dews in pearly Globules fall Down to the Trefles of my Hair, O Force of Sympathy ! Each Ball Seems to imitate a Tear, VIIL O Imitation mu^h too faint ! Weak Refemblance of .my Pain ! What but my wretched Self can paint Within my felf what I fuftain ? IX. Happy Life of Mrs. Oldfield. ijs> IX. Happy Mortal ! that Poflefs All the Joys I had in View, Wretch ! How foon may She exprefs The fame Difdain and Slight to you* X. Believe her to be ever kind, Ever Fair, and ever Young, Believe all Heaven is Confined To her Face and to her Tongue. XL Hear her fpeak, — believe whole Days Orpheus ftrikes the Golden Lyre ; Believe when you behold her Face 'Tis Heaven, 'tis all you can defireo XIL Believe all ju'ft, and then relign Each Care, let ev'ry Grief be ftrange, Nought can prove her not Divine But her ftrong Defire to Change. XIIL May you Love, and may She Change, May ihe Change again, and Love,; Ever reftlefs may the Range, Ever Like, and ever Rove. Z 2 XIV. Unen- i6o MEMOIRS of the XXV. Unenjoying, unenjoy'd, May She like the common Sua Smile on AH, but All avoid, All avoiding be Undone. May each Gazer view with Pain, From each Gazer- may She fly ; May every Stripling doat in vain, Defpairing Love, defpairing Dye, NOOK Life of Mrs. Old field. 161 NOON. i. DEck'd in all his Strength of Light, In the South the Noontide-Sun Shines, whofe Clima&eric Light Tells us half the Day is done. II. Half the Day is done ! and why Are not half my Sorrows done ? My Griefs have their JLternity, Never Ending, ftili Begun. III. The Steed whole Large-diftended Veins, The Meridian's Rays inflame, Has his Cure, and Hacks his Pains Drench'd in the refrelhing Stream. IV. Happy id MEMOIRS of the IV. Happy Bcaft ! whofe greateft Pain . The refrefhing Stream can cool, "Wretched Man ! that feek'ft in vain Med'cine for thy Love-lick SouL V. The ftately Bull, Lord of the Herd, Uncurft by conftant Paflion roves ; By ev ry She is lov'd and fear'd, Whilft He but for a Moment loves. VI. Prudent Brute ! did He adore, Did he languifh, pine and ligh, Each humble, doating She before Wou'd Ipurn his Flame, and bid him dye. VII. The bleating Flock oppreft by Heat, Flies to the Covert of the Grove ; But how alas ! fhall I abate The burning Fever of my Love ? VIIL If in the lilent verdant Scene By Solitude I feek Relief, Far from alleviating my Pain, It's Obje&s but augment my Grie£ IX. How Lffe of Mrs. O l d J I e l d. i C 5 IX. How oft have I," O murd'rous Thought ! Amidft thofe Nature-woven Bowers The Spring-born infant Bloomers fought, And cropt the Aromatic Flow'rs ? X. How oft ftretchM ou the Mofly Bed, By Nature taught, by Love inlpir'd, Made Garlands for O p h e l i a's Head Of Flow'rs Ophelia moft admir'd ? XL In vain the Lilly fought to vie With her much brighter Face; The Rofe too loft its Scarlet Dye, When near her Cheek took Place. XII. The Violet boafted not its Blue When feated near her azure Eye ; Her Hair overcame the Dazy's Hue, What ! can I lofe, and not Dye ? XIII. Witnefs you dear, you confcious Grove, Now Confidant of my Defpair, How oft Ophel i a own'd her Love, And fay how perjur'd is the Fair. XIV. Has 1*4 MEMO IKS of the XIV. Has She not in your Hearing faid, She'd leave the World for Thy r sis fake ; But O you Grove ! O Faithlefs Maid ! Thefe Vows were only made to break. XV. Ye Purling Brooks, ye Silver Streams, Ye once Spe&ators of my Joy, Ye heard us breathe our mutual Flames, And yet She's falfe, and I muft dye I XVI. When ye have heard Ophel i a's Voice, Have ye not llowly crept along, Hufli'd all your gently-bubling Noife, Loft in Attention to her Song ? XVII. In fmooth Meanders fought Delay, And prefs'd to the harmonious Shore; And when by Torrents fore'd away, Murmur'd the Sounds you heard before f XVIIL ,But now ye Streams, ye gurgling Floods, Swell with my Tears, and waft my Sighs, And murmur to the margined Woods Ophelia's falfe, and Thyrsis dyes. XIX. And Life of Mrs. Oldfield. \C$ XIX. And if beneath the Willow Shade Supine the fair Ophelia lies, Whifper around the trembling Glade Ophelia's Falfe, and Thyrsis Dyes. XX* But fay that with his faultring Tongue, Expiring Thvrsis bid you tell^ He loves her 'Spite of all his Wrong, Alexis ne'er can love fo well. I EVENING. x. SOftly falls the Evening Shower To refrefh the Thirfty Plain, To call to Life each drooping Flower, And bid it Bloom and Live again. Cuetera defunt. ■ X AN i66 MEMOIRS of the • AN Hymn to Sleep. Sj the fame Greek Author. I. COme gentle Deity, around my Head DifRife your Slumbers, and your Poppies lhcd About my anxious Bed. Quickly approach, 'tis time to" reft, Day-light and Sorrow have too long oppreft My panting, heaving, throbbing Breaft. Why fly you ftiil ? Still muft I call in vain? Still will you thus my Pray'rs defpife ? Have not Ophelia's Eyes Enough alarm'd my Soul, enough difturb cl my Brain ? IL Thanks Life of Mrs. Oldfteld. iCj II. Thanks gentle God ; My Soul is huiVd, my Cares begin to nod Obedient to thy Rod. Now Morpheus fliow thy gentle Art ; With pleafing Fancies calm my Heart, Bring my Ophelia to my View, Make her feem kind as I am true ; Let ev'ry Grate Adorn her Face, Teach her to yield, teach me to fue : Plant us in fbme kind rural BowV, Far from uneafy Pomp, far from ungrateful Pow'r. And to compleat my Blifs, Grant me but this mighty This ; That an eternal Lethargy may o'er my Senfes creep, That ever Ihe may be my Dream, that ever I may fleep. A a a A i6S M E M O I R S of th A COLLECTION O F EPILOGUES Spoken By Mrs. OLD FIELD. EPILOGUE to the Victim. Written by Mr. Cibber. Spoken by MrSo Oldfield zs a Ghost. CRiticks, a Truce: 'T\s true, I juft now ZtyV; What then ! why now I walk, and fo you're fatisfi'd. For Form, I cou'd have Meal'd my Face, and ) chofe / In Peals of Thunder thro* the Stage to" ve rofe, \ But Troth ! Fd rather fpoil the Jeft, than daub ( my Cf oaths* ) A Life of Mrs. Oldfield. 1G9 A Hole but two Foot wide ! Sure Bays muft doatj I'm ribb'd with nine Yards round of Whale-bone Petticoat, Befide, my own Way (take my Word's) as good, I fhall pleafe fall as well in Flefh and Blood ; Thus having fairly told you my Condition, I now proceed to tell you my Commiffion. Know then, a friendly Shade from Realms below. To you, that live, I'm fent a ^TlempOy . To warn both Sexes to reform their Lives, As Lovers, Husbands, Virgins, or as Wives : For when I tell your Punilhment referv'd, You'll rue the Hour that e'er from Truth you fwerv'd. As for Example ■ We'ave got a Prude, You've feen that Box adorn, Who with her Lover's Merit rais'd her Scorn. And now (to fhew to what her Ghoft is fated) She'as nine plump Daughters by the Man Hie hated. Coquets, and Beaus innumerable fwarm, But they (dear Souls) do very little Harm. Living and Dead the fame ; the happy Elves Unrivall'd, ftiil love nothing but theinfelves. Juft as with you, in ten Days after billing, Bright Goddefs proves a Fury ; Swain a Villain. In ev'ry other State we differ far, 'Twere endlefs to be fo particular. Therefore in grofs, 'tis proper you fnou'd know, AH Vices are revers'd with us Below. Young i 7 o MEMOIRS of the Young Heirs are Sharpers there ; late Sharpers, Cullies, Our Soldiers Stock-jobb, and our Cits are Bullies. Our Rakes turn Puritans, our Courtiers Quakers, And Aldermen mofl furious Cuckold-makers. Merit's fo fure to thrive in our dark Nation, And to relieve Diftrefs fo much the Fafliion, ( Ev'n States-Men's Hearts are raov'd by foftt Compaffion. J Our Priefts are humble, and our Lawyers honeft, Our Great Men — Pay fuch Debts*— you'd be aftonifh'd ! Poets you'll own much better pafs their Time, For all our Bills of Calh are drawn in Rhime, Kach Bard's a Banker thpre, and Fancy coins Our Standard Bullion in immortal Lines ; But iince while here this Paffive Author muf| His Mufe's Value to your Judgment truft; If on Poetic Fame too fall he draws, Pay him at leaft Subfiftance in Applaule. EPI~ JJfe of Mrs. Oldfieid* 171 EPILOGUE to The Cruel Gift. Written by Mr. Rowe. WE11, — 'twas a narrow Scape my Lover made ; That Cup and Mejfage -I was fore afraid — Was that a ^Prefent for a new made Widow y All in her difmal Dumps, like doleful D i d o i When One peep'd in— and hop'd for fomething good, There was-— ah ! Gad J a nafty Heart and Blood. If the old Man had fliew'd himfelf a Father, His Bowl ftiou'd have inclos'd a Cordial rather, Something to chear me up amidft my Trance, 1/ Eaa de Barbade—— or comfortable Wants J He thought he paid it off with being frnart, And to be witty, cry'd, he'ad fent the Heart. I cou'd have told his Gravity, moreover, Were I our Sex's Secrets to difcover, >Tis what we never look for in a Lover. Let but the Bridegroom prudently provide All other Matters fitting for a Bride y * So he make good tho Jewels and the Jointure, To mifs the Heart, does feldom difappoint hen Faith, i 7 z MEMOIRS of the Faith, for the Falhion Hearts of late ate made in, * They are the vilelt Baubles we can trade in. Where are the tough brave Britons to be found With Hearts of Oak, fo much of Old renown'd? How many worthy Gentlemen of late, Swore to be true to Mother-dhurch and State ; When their falfe Hearts were fecretly maintaining Yon trim King PEPIN, at Avignon reigning? Shame on the canting Crew of Soul-Infurers ; That Tyburn-Tribe of Speech-making Nonjurors, Who in new fangled Terms old Trap's explaining^ Teach honeft Engh[h-Men y damn'd Double mean- ing. O ! wou'd you loft Integrity reftore, And boaft that Faith your plain Fore-Fathers bore ; What furcr Pattern can you hope to find Than that dear Pledge your Monarch left behind ! See how his Looks his honeft Heart explain, And fpeak the Bleffings of his Future Reign / In his each Feature, Truth and Candour trace, And read Qlain Dealing written in his Face. * This Epilogue was fpokeo the Winter after' the Prejlon- RebelliQn, epi- Life of Mrs. Oldfield. 173 EPILOGUE to Busiris. By Dr. Young. THE Race ofCriticks,dull judicious Rogues, To Mournful Plays deny Brisk Epilogues. Each gentle Swain and tender Nymph, fay they, From a fad Tale, ftiou'd go in Tears away. From hence quite Home fhou'd Streams of Sor- row flied, And drown'd in Grief Ileal Supperlefs to Bed. This Doctrine is fo grave, the Sparks won't , bear it, They love to go in Humour to their Claret. The Cit who owns a little Fun worth buying, Holds half a Crown too much to pay for crying. Befides, who knows without thefe healing Arts, But love might turn your Heads, and break your Hearts ; ♦ And the poor Author, by imagined Woes, Might People Bedlam with our Belles and Beaus ! Hence I, who lately bid adieu to Pleafure, RobbM of my Spoufe, and my dear Virgin- Treafure; I, whom you faw defpairing breath my laft, Am free and cafy, as if nought had paft. Again put on my Airs, and play my Fan, And fear no more that dreadful Creature, Man- B b But i 7 4 MEMOIRS of the *But whence does this malicious Mirth begin ? I know, you feeafts, ye reckon it no Sin* *Tis ftrange that Grimes the fame, in different Plays, Should move our Horror, and our Laughter raife : Love's Joy fecure the Comic A6tor tries, But if he's wicked in Blank Verfe, he dies. The Farce, where Wives prove frail, ftill takes the belt, And the poor Cuckold is a Handing Jeft : But our grave Bard, a virtuous Son of Is is, Counts a bold Stroke in Love, among the Vices** In Blood and Wounds a guilty Land he dips ye, And waftes an Empire for One Ravilh'd Gyply* What mufty Morals fill an Oxford Head, To Notions of Pedantic Virtue bred : There each ftiff Don at Gallantry exclaims, And calls fine Men and Ladies filthy Names. They tell you Rakes and Jilts corrupt a Nation, — — Such is the Prejudice of Education? You, who know better Things ,wiil fure approve Thefe Scenes which Ihew the boundlefs Pow'r of Love. Let when they will th' Italian Things appear, This Play we trufl: fhall throng an Audience here. Bold Myron's Paffion up to Frenzy wrought, Would ill be warbled thro' an Eunuch's Throat. His Part, at lead, his Part requires a Man, Let N i cot ini ad it if he can« EPI- Life of Mrs. Oldfield. 175 EPILOGUE to the Drummer. # TP O Night the Poet's Advocate I ftand, JL And he deferves the Favour at my hand, Who in my Equipage their caufe debating, Has placed two Lovers, and a third in waiting. If both the firft ftiou'd from their Duty fwerve There's one behind the Wainfcot in referve* In his next Play, if I would take this Trouble > He promis'd me to make the Number double. In troth 'twas fpoke like an obliging Creature, For tho' 'tis fimple— -^yet it Ihews good Nature. My Help thus ask'd, I coudn't chufe bu£ grant it, And really I thought the Play wou ? d want it. Void as it is of all the ufual Arts, To warm your Fancies, and to fteal your Hearts, No Court-Intrigue, or City-Cuckoldom, No Song, no Dance, noMufick — but a Drum No fmutty Thought in doubtful Phrafe expreft, And Gentlemen, if fo, pray where's the Jell ? When we wou'd raife your Mirth, you hardly know Whether in Stridnefs you fhou'd laugh or no* But turn upon the Ladies in the Pit, And if they redden, you are fure 'tis Wit. B k % Footed 176. MEMOIRS of the Prote& him then, ye Fair Ones : For the Fair Of all Conditions are his equal Care. He draws a Widow, who of blamelcfs Carriage True to her Jointure, hates a Second Marriage* And to improve a virtuous Wife's Delights, Out of one Man contrives two Wedding Nights: Nay, to oblige the Sex in every State, A Nymph of Five and Forty finds her Mate. Too long has Marriage in this taftlefs Age, With Ill-bred Raillery fupply'd the Stage : No little Scribbler is of Wit fo bare, But has his Fling at the poor wedded Pair j Our Author deals not in conceits fo ftale, For Aiou'd th' Example of his Play prevail, No Man need blufh. tho* true to Marriage Vows, Nor be a Jeft, tho' he fliou'd love his Spoufe. Thus has he done you Britijh Conforts Right, Whofe Husbands, lhou $ d they pry like mine to Night, Would never find you in your Conduct Slipping, Tho' they ttirn'd Conjurers to take you Tripping* Life of Mrs. Oldfield. 177 EPILOGUE to the Provokd Husband. MEthinks I hear fbme powder'd Criticks fay a Damn it ! this Wife-reform'd has ipoiFd the Way ! u The Coxcomb fliou'd have drawn her more } in fafhion, / u Have gratify'd her fofter Inclination, \ u Have tipped her a Gallant, and clinch'd the I Provocation. } But there our Bard ftopt lliort ; for 'twere uncivil To have made a modern Belle, all o'er a Devil ! He hop'd, in Honour of the Sex, the Age Would bear one mended Woman on the Stage. From whence you fee, by common Senfe's Rules, Wives might be govern'd, were not Husbands Fools. Whatever by Nature, Dames are prone to do, They feldom ftray, but when they govern you. When the wild Wife perceives her Deary tame, No wonder then (he plays him all the Game. But Men of Senfe meet rarely that Difafter, Women take Pride, where Merit is their Matter. Nay, i 7 8 MEMOIRS of the Nay, flie that with a weak Man wifely lives, Will feem t* obey the due Commands flie gives, Happy Obedience is no more a Wonder, i When Men are Men, and keep 'em kindly under. But modern Confortsare fuch high-bred Creatures, Tiiey think a Husband's Power degrades their Features. That nothing more proclaims a reigning Beauty, Than that flie never was reproach'd with Duty : And that the greateft Blefling Heav'n e'er fent Is in a Spoufe incurious and content. To give fuch Dames a different caffc of Thought, By calling home the Mind thefe Scenes were wrought. If with a Hand too rude the Task is done, -y We hope the Scheme by Lady Grace laid down, f Will all fuch Freedom with the Sex attone. } That Virtue there unfoil'd by modifli Art, Throws out Attraction for a Manlfs Heart. You, you then, Ladies, whofe unqueftion'd Lives Give you the foremoft Fame of happy Wives^ Protedt, for its Attempt, this helplefs Play j Nor leave it to the vulgar Tafte, a Prey : Appear the frequent Champions of its Caufe^ Dired the Croud^ and give your felves Applaufe. EPI~ Life of Mrs. Oldfield. 179 EPILOGUE to Double Faljhood. By Shakespeare. WEU, Heaven defend us from thefe ancient Plays, Thefe Moral Bards of good Queen Befs's Days ! They write from Virtue's Laws, and think no further ; But draw a Rape as dreadful as a Murther. You modern Wits, more deeply vers'd in Nature, Can tip the Wink, to tell us, you know better; Aswhoftiould fay- — " Tis no fuch killing Matter. — — ) ic We've heard old Stories told, and yet ne'er wonder'd, ic Of many a Prude, that has endur'd a Hundred : " And Viol ante grieves, or we're miftaken— , a Not, becaufe raviih'd ; but becaufe— forfaken— Had this been written to the Modern Stage, Her Manners had been copy'd from the Age. Then, tho' Ihe had been once a little wrong, She ftill had had the Grace to've held her Tongue; And after all, with down^caft Looks been led Like any Virgin to the Bridal Bed. There i8o MEMOIRS©/^ There, if the good Manqueftion'd her Mif-doing, She'd Hop him ftiort " Pray who made you fo knowing? u What, doubt my Virtue ! —What's your bafe Intention ? < c Sir, that's a Point above your Comprehenfion, Well, Heav'n be prais'd, the Virtue of our Times Secures us from our Got hick Grandfires Crimes. Rapes, Magick, new Opinions, which before Have fill'd our Chronicles, are now no more : And this Reforming Age may juftly boaft, That dreadful Sin Polygamy is loft* So far from multiplying Wives, 'tis known Our Husbands find, they've Work enough with one. Then, as for Rapes, thofe dangerous Days are paft ; Our dapper Sparks are feldom in fuch hafte. In Shakespeare's Age the Unglijb Youth infpir'd ; Lov'd, as they fought, by him and Beauty fir'd. 'Tis yours to crown the Bard, whofe Magick Strain Cou'd charm the Heroes of that glorious Reign* Which humbled to the Duft the Pride of Spain* EPI- Life of Mrs. Old field. 181 EPILOGUE to Timoleon. WE11, Sirs ; whoever may take our Author's Part, For Me— 'I own I hate him at my Heart. What ! Ihock the Ladies with his odious Rapes, And draw the Virtuous into filthy Scrapes ! To fuch vile Licenfe, now, bold Bards are grown ? That Women fcarce can call their Own—— their, Own ! Well, poor Cleone had a rav nous Lover, A piteous Conflict ; thank her Stars — 'tis over. Nay, frown not Ladies ; make the Cafe your own 3 What cou'd lhe do ? Eh ! — What wou'd you have done ? Not have confented, fure ! " Ye Powers for- bid it, No, As Macbeth fays — you cannot fay fie did it. Yet when from Friends removed, all Ears at"j Diftance, A ftrong Gallant, much Love, and no Affiftance, > Who cou'd have blam'd the Do&rine then of I NON-RESISTANCE? * J C c Well, i8i MEMOIRS of the Well, 'twas a fprightly Age, that fame of Greece ! ) *Twere hard if copying thence fhou'd fail to > pfeafe ; ( A Ravifher, determin'dy make3 a fine Diftrefs*-' Your jolly Greeks (as old Hiftorians tell us) Were ever held a Race of charming Fellows. Their manly Paflions knew t* enhance the Joy, And fav'd Coquets the Pain of being Coy. Say what we will, that Man's our Darling ftifl, Who bravely dares to pleafe us — 'gainlt our Wilk 2f$ut our tame Breed of Lovers does fo dwindle, Our Sparks with Shape fo fmall, and Legs fo/ fpindle, \ Are forc'd to ufe all Helps to make their PafA lions kindle. <4j Poor callow Youths juft fent abroad from weaning, Are always blundering round about the Meanings They rnuft have Balls, AfFemblees, Mafquerade > To make their lazy Love a long laborious Trade* Dear modifri Ideots to lofe Time in Chat, When Each well knows what T'other wou-d be at, But hold Methinks this feems all foreign to the Play, Why, as to that, Fve only this to fay, Ladies, to you our Bard refigns his Caufe, His utmoft Glory is your kind Applaufe, Do you approve ? Then every Night appear, And view your Likenefs in E u ne s i a here* Life of Mrs. Oldfield, 185 IN the Year 171 3. The late ingenious Dr. Reynardfon, Addreflfed a very pretty Poem to Mr. Addifon^ called T^he Stage, which I think cannot be better, nor more properly, prefer ved, than in this Place, and therefore I have taken the Liberty to reprint it. The Author acquaints us that it was written the preceding Summer, upon the following Occafion ; cc The Spectator s Ac- u count of the Diftreft Mother had raised where all unfeen The pious Father fed his facred Spleen ; Nor Fiends nor Witches then were known to fly, Whilft Priefts and Holy-Water were fo nigh. No Lovers there in Rhime rehears cl their Moan, But if a Sigh was heard 'twas Penitence alone. At length the World broke in, and now the Play'r Attracts the Beau, the Critic, and the Fair ; Even in the Place which once the Monk poflefs'd (Strange Shift of Scenes) fat f Domini ck's thejeft. Sweet is the Flourilh when the Curtain draws, Sweet is the crouded Theatre's Applaufe ; Sweet are the Strains when billing Lovers parle, But rough the Cat-call and the Critick's Snarle. * Charing-crofs. f The Spanifh Fryar, a Play. Rough It* MEMOIRS of the Rough was the Language, unadorn'd the Stage, And mean his Hero's Drefs in Sh akespe a b/s Age : No fcepter'd Kings in Royal Robes were feen, Scarce could their Guards defend their tinfel'd Queen, Scarce could the Houfe contain the lift'ning Shoal, Scarce had the mimick-Thunder, room to roll ; But then Wives, Subje&s, Friends, 'tis fung, were true, And Beaus (if fuch in England were) were few* Rare were their Follies : This the Moderns found^ And prudently, fince Sots and Knaves abound, Since Crimes enlarge, and Fopperies prevail, Enlarg'd the Stage, which ought to be their Flail. Now foars the Theatre, a ftately Pile, It felf an Emblem of the Tragick Stile, Firm to its Bafe, yet lofty to the Sight, Lofty, yet each way equal to its Height, Plain as the Shepherd-Nymph in RulTet Weeds, Yet graceful as the A&refTes it breeds j Each meaneft Objed props the main Defign, Art, Nature, Ufe, and Ornament combine. Here wreath'd Apollo with his heav nlyLyrQ Inflames the Mufes with Poetick Fire, Their tuneful Strains the jocund Mufes flng, And tributary Bards their Incenfe bring; The God with pleafing Looks, and Crowns of Baysy Smiles on their Labours, and rewards their Lays, Here Life of Mrs. Oldheld. 187 Here have I feen (and O the pleating Sight !) Love, Hate, and Fury in their trueft Light ; Here, when his Crimes in Publick glar'd I've feen The bluftiing Letcher curfe the babling Scene, Whilft He whom confcious Innocence fecures, Unlels when Virtue wrongs or Scorn endures, Smiles unconcern'd, as Socrates is faid To'a ve fat at Athens when the * Clouds were play 'd . Sometimes the Tragick Mufe Deftru&ion breathes, And ftrews th* Embattled Scene with Bloodlefs Deaths ; Sometimes a merrier Garb^the Drama wears, And ev'ry Vice and ev'ry Folly fnears. His Judgment Great, and Great mull be his Graft That undertakes to make his Audience laugh \ >Tis not a nat'rai Ninny muft be fhown, Expofe the Coxbomb, not the Simpleton. The barb'rous Wretch that toils to ridicule An honeft, harmlefs, unconceited Fool, As well, with Hamlet in the Play, might Have To prove a Villain is an errant Knave. When Shadwell gives his § Ideot Clown a Mifs, Gorg'd with the naufeous Afs true Criticks hifs, Hifs, and with reafon bid the fcrib'ling Nify Go read \ Quintilian demovendo rifu* * The Clouds, a Play in Ariftophanes, where Socrates is through- out ' fatyrized, at which, when reprefented, He was prejhtt, and Jhewed not the lea ft Concern. § Young Hartford in his Lancafhire Witches. f Stulta reprehendere facillimum eft, nam ex fe funt ridicula, fed rem urbanam facit aliqua ex nobis adje&io, Quintilian. Nothing i 88 MEMOIRS of the Nothing can more provoke a righteous Spleen Like that of Collier, than an impious Scene. In Spain their martyr'd Saints (a Sight pre- poft'rous) Kneel on the Stage, and fing their *Pater Nojters. This Error claims the contrary Extreme, Religion is for Plays too great a Theme, A Theme that asks a more refjpe&ed Coat, A Tongue that does not only move by Rote. Let thofe who dare attempt the Tragic Mufe Some Standard Author for their Pattern chufe, The Man whom Nature reconciles with Art, Who knows each Pais, and Folding of the Heart, That tyranizes o'er the Soul, is he : Such Shakespear was, fuch Addison will be. Such Shakespear was indeed; for who can guard His inmoftSoul, when Shakespear plies it hard? Can he who has a Child, an only Child, As Hotspur headftrong, and as Falstaff wild, See Bolingbroke in anguifh for his Son, See the King's Sorrows, and forget his own ? And can that Child fee Lear's good old Age All dropping wet come frantic on the Stage ; Or hear that impious Pair his Daughter's play'd, Yet not his own Ingratitude upbraid ? He muft, he muft, 'tis Shakespear reprimands, What Guilt fo bold his pious Pen wjthftands ? All Lift of Mrs. Oldfield. *8<> All hail, Immortal Bard, thy'Mufe difarms Each Vice, and even when a Slattern charms, Thou can'ft celeftial Sentiments exprefs, Or Negromantic Rites in all their Horrors drefs. So the fam'd God of Eloquence (who CmiVd On thy great Birth, and chofe thee for his Child) In either Region's Language did excel, At once th* Interpreter of Heaven and Hell. Immortal Bard, all hail ! may ev'ry Spring Around thy Tomb the Nymphs of Avon bring ; Around, you grateful Nymphs, around him tread, Record his Beauties, and bemoan him dead. AH hail, Immortal Bard^ TheerWitlings damn* For Errors fcarce enough to prove thee Man : Errors there are, for who fo partial fees The Prince of c Playivright$ in his Pe r i c l e s? But when the Youthful Dam * to Rapture fwelfe At the fad Tale his poifon'd Father tells ; When CiESAR triumphs, when his Murderers plot. When Hecate deceives the valiant Scot y "When Fairies round the Ring, when Spirits fly, Compelled by Magic from their native Sky, I know him then, I know the Mufe's Shrine, 'Tis He himfelf, 'tis Shakespear, 'tis Divine, None may attempt the next great Poet's Fame„ Whilft Denham's Numbers blazon Johnson's Name; 'Twas he firft methodized the Mufe's Rage, To him we owe Corredtnefs on the Stage ; f H,m!et, Pd By i5>o MEMOIRS of the By tracing Johnsons Himorifts * and Lays, Even blundering Shadwell now and then can pleafe. ApoIlo thus to bend his Bow, 'tis faid Upon a fenfelefe Stone his Lyre he laid ; Th' infe&ious Harmony the Marble caught, His Inftrument a new one ftrait begot ; The Stone when ftruck on, imitating Hill, In feeble Sounds the Matter Godhead's Skill. Shadwell perhaps may coaft along the Shore, But fears the dangerous Ocean to explore. Johnson alone with Wit and Judgment braves The rifing Storm, and quells the raging Waves j Here diftant twinkling Beauties rarely meet, There's a bright Galaxy of dazling Wit. But like the Graces moving hand in hand Fletcher and Beaumont next the Crown command, The firft too far prefuming on his Wit, His lavifh Lays luxuriantly writ ; Whilft Beaumont modelled every darling Thought, And interposed his beautifying Blot ; Taught him to manage the Qierian Steed, Or curb him clofe, or urge his utmolt Speed. Minerva thus to rout the Thracian God, la the fame Chariot with Ty tides rode, * Eveiy Man In, and OuT i of his Humour, She Life of Mrs. Oldfield. 191 She wields the Whip, his forward Courage chides. His fiery felf and fiery Courfers guides, Now checks their hafte, now thunders o'er the Plain, The Hcroe darts the Spear, the Goddefs rules the Rein. Fletcher when fir'd with a poetic Heat, Was ever rambling after Rant and Wit, 'Twas then his Friend all fortify 'd with Rules, Show'd him the Scene could tickle none but Fools 0 Convinc'd, amaz'd, the guilty Poet flood, And bluiVd himfelf fliould ever think it good* So Bacchus, when he drove his conq'ring Gar O'er Sun-burnt Climes, and urg'd the Indian War, Soon as the gen'rous Grape had reached his Head, His Troops to many a ralh Adventure led j Silenus faw the Fault, by his Advice The God atiay'd his Rage, and cooi'd his Gup with Ice. Long felt the Drama aa inglorious Dearth, Nor wept the Tragic Mufe, nor fmil'd the Co- mic Mirth. At length his Lyre harmonious Dryden ftrung, Exceli'd in Both > and Both alternate fung. At firft indeed he made his Heroes rant, Or quibled Folly in his Wild Gallant: But, as in Mafic when the Artift long Has try'd each Note, and dwelt upon the Song, The Strings become familiar to his Hand, ground his Lute the Graces take their Stand ; D d % He 192. M E M O I R S of the He rifes in his Skill, the Croud controuls, And robs his rgvifh'd Audience of their Souls. Our Author fo, when perfed in his Art, Alarm'd the brave and feiz'd the Fair one's Heart. So Nature's Workmanfhip, in Paint difplay'd, By mellowing time more beautiful is made. So Nature's felf^ whom he fo well could paint, A6ts as at firft Ihe fuffer'd fomeReftraint: The tender Babe of lefs than Pigmy iize, Wrapt up and jellying in the Cradle lies. By juft Degrees his little Limbs dilate, By juft Degrees improves his growing State, At length he ftretches to his utmoft Span, And looks, and ftalks, that lordly Creature, Man- But what fo potent Charm, what Chain fo ftrong, Can curb or lilence the malicious Tongue^ w Superior Merit on the Laureat drew, A Bl AdKMoRE, MiLBouRtf, and a Montague, Angred at laft he threw his Pencil down, Nor ftrove again to pleafe a thanklefs Town. Wrapt in the Prophets Robe arofe his Friend, Congreve alene, the Heroe's Bow could bend,, Congreve his fecond-felf, his Congreve rofe, And foars like Dryden, and like Dryden flows. Thus did Achilles from the Dufty Plain Laden with Bays and Injuries abftain ; But when Patroclt/s to the Battle went His Golden Panoply the Heroe lent; And Life of Mrs. OldfJeld, ipj And him fo well the mighty Arms became, So like Achilles all his graceful Frame, Both Hofts aghaft the raging War fuipend, And none butPHOEBus knows him from hisFriend. Thy Comic Mufe, and truft me, Congreve, I With greater Truth than * Forejight Prophecy, Far as thy Ben can fail, or Waters flow, Receiv'd withPraife thy Comic Mufe fliall go ; Blefs her, ye Lovers, for from her the Fair Have learnt to prize the Conftant in Defpair, No more your Sighs, no more your Tears are fcorn'd, But Love for Love fhall ever be returned. Some know the Sock and fome the Buskin's Pace, But Congreve treads in both with equal Grace; When drefs'd in widdpw'd Weeds his Mufe ap- pears, Wfyo can refufe the Mourning Bride his Tears? So when Adonis dy'd, her Grief became Well as her former Mirth, the Laughter-loving Dame. Long would the Labour be, and vain the Toil To fing the Mafter-ftrokes of Otway s Stile, Even the moll Loyal muft Pierre commend, Nor can his Orphan ever want a Friend, Read Eth'rege, you that would appear genteel, The Friend, the Father, and theMiftrefs, Steele: * An illiterate Old Felhiv, pretW'Mg to under fond Apology. See-j Loye for Love, How i5>4 MEMO IRS of the Howfoft the^cene where Cibuer paints the Beau ! How manly Wycherley ! how moving Rowe! The Lays how ftrong, how paffionate the Page ! WhenG k a nvx 1 1 z^Jgamemnan mounts the Stage! Mow loud the Din when his Magicians fight ! When good * Urgavda battles for her Knight, Spirits of Air with Damons dire engage, Loud Thunder burfts in Voilies, Light nin gs rage, ( Shoots the blue ghaftly Gleam acrofs the dark-f ned Stage. j And thou, O Addison, no more detain The Free-born f Cato, ftruggling in his Chain; 'Tis Liberty he loves, difclofe thy vaft Defign, And let us fee that every Mufe is thine. And now the I/is proudly rsars her Head, See o'er her flow'ry Lawn* the Goddefe tread, Thee, Heliconian Deity, I know, Accept the Vcrfe thy Streams have taught to flow. But hark ! fhe claims aloud the Laurel Wreath, To bind the Temples of her darling Smith, Alas ! to bind his Temples, he's no more, But wanders iilent on the Stygian Shore ; Long fince the promised Bard in all his Pride, In blooming Beauty, like his Pk.edra dy'd. O were the Youth, the Youth fo long deplor'd^ Like his Hippolitus to Life reflor'd, £ * His Frinfh Enchanters. •h ji Tngzfa written by Mr. Addifbn, it kzel not then been &&eL Myriads Life of Mrs. OtDPiELt). 19$ Myriads of Heroes flaould with him revive, And in his labour-d Lays triumphant live. But hold ! To fing fuch wondrous Poet's Praife requires A Genius great as Addison's or theirs, Do thou, my Mufc, defcribe the bright Abodes,- Of Wits, of Cits, of Griticks, Beaus, and Bawds>* Of Venal Emperors, and earthling Gods. Low lays the Tribe, commanded by the Box, That damn a Play, or fign it Orthodox, The Pit they fill, the Pit where Punks patrol, Thefe look a luring Leer, and thofe a gloomy Seoul; Footman and Prentice bawl in upper , Air, Bright in the Middle fits enthron'd the Fair. But neither Footman's Ideot Laugh can pleafe, Nor wounds the fiercer Critick's envious Hifs ; Deign but, you Circles of the Fair, to fmile, Well is the Poet paid for all his l^Sour'd Stile. Now turn, and fee where loaden with her Freight, AD'amfel ftends, an Otangef-wetich She's hight; See ! how her Charge hs$gs dangling by the Rim > See! how the Balls blulh o'er the Basket-brim ; But little thofe fhe minds, the cunning Belle Has other Fiih to fry, and other Fruit to fell : See ! how flxe whifpers yonder youthful Peer, See! how hefmilcs, and lends n greedy Ear. At 10 MEMOIRS of the At length 'tis done, the Note o'er Orange wrapt Has reach'd the Box, and lyes in Lady's Lap ; Such Atalanta was, fuch golden Fruit Gaind the fair Murd'refs in the hot Purfuit. Poor pretty Proftitute, thou kind Relief To longing L#dy, and to Gallant's Grief ; May that foft Hand which both the Boxes know* Plump as thy Orange in their Service grow, Still vend thy Fruit, ftill give the Billet right, So may both Colours in thy Checks unite, The Fruit's Vermillion, and the Billet's white. But hark, a Fight ! by fbme brisk Spark indited. It is decreed the Ladies mull be frighted. I hear the Soldiers and the Clarions roar> And fee the Battle enters at the Door, Some two diftinguilh'd Chiefs decide the Caufe, Who like true Heroes bleed to gain Applaufe. Porters in red with brandilh'd Whwyard vie, Fight as good Friends, and for their Living die > Here fome the Sabre s blunted Terrors weild > There Javelins fplinter on the Sun-bright Shield, Their Foils clafh horrible, their Faulchions Jar, A harmlefs Hubbub, and a pointlefs War; Each Chief fubmits to what his Roll decrees, Or conquers bravely, or as bravely dies. Mean while with Throats expanfive, Vifage grum, Legions of Stentors trumpet, lhout and drum, Sound an Alarm, retreat, rout, rally, overcome, So Life of Mrs. Oldfiud. 197 So have I feen, when Cuftard was the Prize, Whole Troops of Trencher-men, and Trainbands rile, Like more than Men with formidable Pride, Charge to the promised Dinner up Cheapfide y Prefent their Pieces, Pop, Huzza around, And fliake themfelves, and lhake the fmoakinjg Ground. J Say whence their Armour, whence the Cask ) enchased, / With beamy Gems, the Cuirafs richly lac'd, f The waving Plumage, and the burnifh'd Creft?\ Say whence the Coat of Mail, the tempered ] Spear, ( Say whence theHeroe's Helm, the King's Tyar, p And whence* in goary Robes afialTufd Spe&res j glare ? ] High o'er the Stage there lies a rambling Frame, Which Men a Garret vile, but Playrs the Tire- Room name j Here all their Stores (a "merry Medley) fleep, Without Diftin&ion hudled in a Heap. Hung on the felf fame Peg, in Union reft Young Tarquin's Trowfers, and Lucretia's Veil, Whilft without pulling Coifs Roxana lays Clofe by Statvra's Petticoat her Stays ; Hard by a Quart of bottled Light ning lies, A Bowl of double Ufe, and monftrous Size ; E e Now 1 - i£>8 MEMO IKS of the Now rolls it high, and rumbles in its Speed, Now drowns the weaker Crack of Muftard-feed ; So the true Thunder all array'd in Smoak, Launched from the Skies now rives the knotted Oak, And fometimes nought the Drunkard's Pray'rs avail, And fometimes condefcends to fower Ale. Near thefe lets up a Dragon-drawn Calafh, There a Ghoft's Doublet delicately flafh'd, Bleeds from the mangled Breaft, and gapes a frightful Galh, In Crimfon wrought the fanguine Floods abound > And feem to gutter from the ftreaming Wound. Here Iris bends her various painted Arch, There artificial Clouds in fullen Order march, Here Hands a Crown upon a Rack, and there A Witch's Broomitick by great Hectors Spear; Here ftands a Throne, and there the Cy nick's Tub, Here Bullock's Cudgel, there Alcides' Club. Beads, Plumes, and Spangles, inConfuiion rife, Whilft Rocks of Cornifh Diamonds reach the Skies. Crefts, Corflets, ail the Pomp of Battle join, In one Effulgence, one promifcuous fhine. Hence all the Drama's Decorations rife, Hence Gods defcend Majeftic from the Skies, Hence Playhoufe Chiefs to grace fome antiqueTale* Buckle their coward Limbs, in warlike Mail. With Life of Mrs. OlDField. 199 With what an Air from this their Magazine Equip t, old Better ton adorn'd the Scene ? Old Betterton, on whofe Seraphick Tongue, Mirth, Majefty* and fluent Satire hung; He by Religion a Tragedian made, Play'd virtuous Parts, and liv'd the Parts he play'd* He flourifVd long* and long deliberate Fate* Spar'd him in Pity to the Tragic State. At length he fell, decayed the Stages Pride^ The Laureat fickenM, and the Poet dy'd ; For if the firfl: a Piece confummate drew, From him each graceful Stroke receiv'd its due* Nor could the laft fo bad a Scene indite, But his judicious A&ion let it right; Still at the worft or bell of Plays, the Town With Pleafure liften'd to their Betterton. So in the Senate, be it to declare, A well concerted Peace, or dreadful War ; The fame Delight and Satisfaction's lhown By Anna's Peers, when Anna mounts the Throne. With other Looks, yet fcarce inferior Grace, Nokes trod the Stage, and lliambled in his pace, Pleafant Buffoon ! to what an artful Screw His wither'd Chaps the merry Whorefon dfew^ What Pencil can defcribe his grotelque Mein, > TheCuckold's Iheaking Leer, theNon-^Con Grin , The Wire^hung Limbs, fui>k Eyes, and pecked Chin. £ e % Thu* icq MEMOIRS cf the Thus furniiVd, thus defbrm'd, thus bent with Age f With feeble Steps he limp'd acrofs the Stage, There drawling Nonfenfe from his haggard Jaws, I)ifpeird the Spleen whichBE tterton had caus'd. In Homer thus the Slave and Hera charms, Thersites pleafes, but Achilles warms. Still may you live. Immortal A&ors, crown'd^ Still may your Praife from Pole to Pole refound^ For itili you live, in Uuft the Vulgar lie, But never muffc Theatric Heroes die; Secure of Fame the Stroke of Fate they brave, As if by often ading Death, they'ad tearn'd to mock the Grave. Whilffi Shakesfear's, Dryden's, Rowers and Otway's Name, Are fung > and flouriili in the. Book of Fame ; Barrey and Bracegtrdle fhall fhare their Praife^ And live for ever in the Poets Lays. Here would I fix, here now my Fancy raife, •And ranfack Waller to compleat their Praife ; Lowell forbids, and with a haughty Tone Frowning, demands to have his Merits kno^n ? And great they are, and worthy to befung, But O ! ftill dwelling on their Owner's Tongue; Big as the Voice of War he mouths his Roll, Each Accent twangs majeftically full. When Alexander dies, he gives the Fair, Tortures &s great as thofc hefeems to bear; When Life of Mr*. Oldfield. 201 When Oedipus rends forth his Eyes with Tears^ Each forrowing Beauty almoft puts out hers ; When by Hermione's Difdain undone, Diftra&ion feizes Agamemnon's Son ; With artful rattling Wheeze, he draws his Breathy Seems in the very Agonies of Death; He foams, he ftares, he ftorms a madding Note, And all the Fury thunders in his Throat* A Godlike Air, Quick Eye, and Accent fmooth, With all the Manly Graces fhine in Booth. Bleifs'd with an awful Port and lordly Mein, The pleased Spectator dreads a King in Keene* Not fo in airy Wilks, with chearful Grace, The carelefs Rake fits fparkling in his Face, Others there are, whofe Voice and Gefture claim In pompous Verfe a never-dying Fame. Others there are, but how Ihould we defcribe The various Beauties of the diftant Tribe ; We hop'd alas ! we hop'd a nearer View, * And farther, farther ftill our Willies flew ; But ah I thofe Hopes arc o'er, and Grieve to fay Superior Gravity has gain'd the Day. Yet tax not us, Tragedians, tax not thofe Who never can be real Merit s Foes; We grudge you neither Refuge nor Applaufe, 'Tis you your felves forbid, your felvesyour Ab- fence caufe. * The Players lafl Stynmer of the Pa- rifli of St. Martins in the Fields^ in the County of Middkfex, be- -- -~ ing of perfed Mind and found Memory (praifed be God) do make and de- clare this my laft Will and Teftament in Man-t tier following, (that is to fay) A Brfi, APPENDIX. W. I. Firfi) I recommend my Soul into the Hands of God 5 and my Body I commit to the Earth , to be decently buried according to the Difcretion of my Executrix herein after-mentioned. And as touching the Di- ftribution of my Temporal Eftate, I do WiH and Difpofe of the fame as followeth. Imprimis^ I give and bequeath unto tny Sifter Grifel Maynwaring, One Thoufand Pounds of lawful Money of Great Britain? to be paid, by my Executrix, within Six Months after my Deceafe. And all the Reft^ Refidue and Remainder of my Eftate, both Real and Perfonal, that I fhall be polfeffed of, or any ways entituled unto, at the Time of my Deceafe, I do give, devife and be- queath the fame unto Mrs* Anne Oldfield? now living in new South ampt on-ftr eet , in the Parilh of St. Paul's Ccvent Garden, and to her Son commonly called Arthur Maynwa- ring, otherwife called Arthut Oldfield^ to be equally divided between them the faid Anne and Arthur. But, in cafe the faid Ar- thur fhall depart this Life before he attains the Age of Twenty One Years, then I do bequeath the Moiety or Share of him the faid Arthur, to her the laid Anne Oldfield. And I do hereby nominate and appoint her the faid Anne Oldfield, to be Executrix of this my laft Will and Teftament, hereby re- voking all former and other Wills by me at any Time heretofore made. In Witflefs where- m fe APPENDIX. 5 of I have hereunto fet my Hand and Seal, the Twenty Seventh Day of September, in the Eleventh Year of the Reign of our Soveraign Lady Anne, by the Grace of God, Queen of Great "Britain, &c> and in the Year of our Lord 171 2. A. Maynwaring. Signed, Sealed, Delivered, Declared and Publifhed by the faid A. M. in the Prefence of us who have fubfcribed our Names as t Witnefifes thereto in his Prefence. Owen Swiny, JVrn. Buckeridge, i € Tho. Wood. PRobatum Londini, &e* coramVenli Viro Henrici Penrice, Legtim fDore Surr. 'Brehonorandi viri Doni Caroli Hedges, MiUtis Jjegum etiam Dorif. Cnru Treputat. AJ[umpt. A 2 N°, 4 a p p e n p i x. n°. ir: m 11 A True COPY OF THE JLaft Will and Testament Mrs, Anne Oldfield. E Regiflro Curia Trarog. Cant. Extract. & t\yt $ame of «£>ob, Amen. I June Oilfield, of the Parifh of St. George Hanover Square, in the County of Middle/ex, be- ing of found and difpofing Mind and Memory, do make and ordain my laft jWill and Teftament as follows. Firft) I hereby ratify and confirm theDif- pofition I have made by Deed, by me duly executed, of the Houfe in which I now in- ' ' habit INK II. APPENDIX. 5 habit and dwell, in Gropvenor-ftreet> in the Pariih of St. George Hanover Square^ in the County of Middlefex, for the Benefit of my Son Charles Churchill. But, in cafe my faid Son Charles Churchill (hall depart this Life under the Age of One and Twenty Years, without having any Efue living at his Death, then and in fuch cafe I give and de- vife the faid Houfe for all the Refidue and Remainder of my Term therein, as fliall be then remaining and unexpired, unto my Son Arthur Maynwaring^m cafe he be then living. But if the faid Arthur Maynwaring be then dead., then to the Honourable Brigadier Ge- neral Charles Churchill. Item,) I hereby will and direct my Executors herein afternamed, to turn and convert all my Eftate and Effe&s that I lhall leave behind me at my Death (except my faid Houfe in Grofoe- ttor-ftreet, and fome fmall Trifles that I may direft to be given away ; and except what is already placed out in the Funds, or on other Publick Securities ) into ready Money, with all convenient Speed. And that the Money arifing from fuch the Sale of my faid Eftate, be placed out at Intereft, on Government and other good Security, at the Difcretion of my faid Executors., whom I hereby di- rect to pay all my juft Debts in the firft Place ; and after my Debts paid, and the Expences of my Funeral defrayed, I hereby give and bequeath the following Legacies to which APPENDIX. N°. II. which I fubje£t my whole Eftate, and which I dired my Executors to pay accordingly, ( that is to fay ) I will and direct my Execu- tors to pay the Intereft, or Produce, of Five Thoi^faod Pounds to my Son Arthur Mayn- waring^ by half Yearly Payments, the firft Payment to commence from the Day of my Death , mt'i %g fliali attain the Age of Thirty Years, if fie fh^il fo long live* And upon his attaining that Age, then I dkejft, that fhf Sum of Five Thoufand Poainds be paid; out of my JEfete to the faid Arthur Maynwarings $q be at his own Difpofal. But in cafe he lhaildye before he attains that Age, then I give and bequeath the faid Sum of five- Thpyfarid Pounds to my Son Charles Chur chilly if he be living a| fuch the Death of the fai4 APPENDIX. N°. V. VERSES O N Mrs. OldfieWs Death, Mr. BOO ri^sSicknefs; AND The D eclension of the S T A G E. Amho fiorentes jEtatibtis Et cantare Tares, & refpndere farati. Vikg. 1LD FIELD ! the Second Barry of the Jge ! Who gave a Luftre to the Britiih St age ^ Is feen no more from Her Meridian Height y Cafi down alas ! by unrelenting Fate J Her mighty Lofs, and Booth by Sicknefs worn, Apollo, and the 'tuneful Sifters mourn! When N°- V. APPENDIX. t s When willTwo such adorn the future Scene ! In Anthony's awd Cleopatra's Mien Appear'd the Warriour God, and Beauty'j Queen! In Bvtb'j the Gifts of ^Bounteous Nature fhone ; While jealous Art, fcotning to be out don ft, Finijh'd what Nature had fo well begun. Who cou'd unmov'd her lovely Form furvey ! IVhen Dull Ventidius fummofi y d him away } Om Look of her might well command his Stay t Majejlick I Amiable ! the Roman turn'd. While in his Bofom Love and Glory burn'd y And rijing in her Charms^ the fair ./Egyptian mourned. Alternate Mufick flow' d from either Tongue: Mujick J far fwecter than Cuzzoki'j Song / For thus pronounc'd \ the Poet's Eloquence, Affetts the Soul ! while Song but charms the Senfe. All faw, and heard, and own'd the vafi Delight * While Hearing gave new Pleafure to the Sight I * E'en Silence Jlowly rats' d her awful Head, ■ And leaving her Dark Empire o'er the Dead, The melting Sounds in her pleas' d Looks confefs'd And wifh'd for ever to be fo difplac'd. The Tragic Mufe rejoie'd ■ 1 ■ How warmly did their mutual PaJJtons rife ? Affion met Aftion ; Eyes encounter d Eyes j * Dryden's All for Love. C Gracs 16 APPENDIX. N«-V. Grace anfwerd Grace ; and Both performed fo well) Vainly they Jlrove each other to excel ; Equal in ev'ry ^art^fo match 9 d the whole, That Both feem'd animated hy one Soul ! Wild air * in Gaitfy has all furpafi*, But the Gay Wild air cannot always lafi : Jlnd He, who Peerkfs in the Coxcomb §fiands, Who in low Life the Characters commands, Both far advancdin Tears, as in Renown, Mufi foon take Leave of the Capricious Toivn, And lay their long defpotic Empire down. A Gleam of Hope the Fate of Booth attends ; On Booth alone the Britifh Stage depends. It's firji firong Millar fail' d, when OLDFIELIX \ fell! Booth mufi uphold its lafi ! The doleful Knell That tolls his Death, ( defer the fatal Hour, Gracious Hygeia ! Health-refiorwg (Power ! J (Prefages Ruin to the Tragic Scene ; It (inks ! it falls ! never to rife again. f In the fame Age Three Female Players Born, Did the fam 3 d Britifti Theatre adorn : Bar re y in fiately Tragedy furpafi : Mount fort in Comedy : In Both the lafi : Nature, whofe ^Pozver coifd no farther go, To make an OLDFIELD joyn'd the other two * Mr: Wi!ks: § Mr. Cibber. f Parodic of Dryden's Epigram on Mdton., ON ON THE DEATH O F Mrs. OLD FIELD. LE T nothing now upon the Stage appear. But what demands a Sigh, deferves a Tear ! All Comic- Art muji mock the Afior's Toil,, For where's the Face, that wou'fl not blufh to fmile ? Mourn then Ton Stage ! in Emblems ft be feen ! Mourn, like a Kingdom, that has loft its Queen ! Mourn for thy Beauty, that is fled and gone / Mourn for thy Lofs of Glory and Renown/ Mourn, like a Lamp, with an extinguifb'd Flame! Mourn, like a Bafts, that has loft its Fame ! Mourn, as fbu Jhou'd, for thy bleft ABrefs Death y What was thy Life, but thy faw*d Old fielm Breath ? TO j 8 APPENDIX. • • • t ' TO THE MEMORY O F Mrs. Anne Oldfield. STAY PaJJenger a while relaxant fee, What Beauty is, and what thy Self (halt be. How foon the fair eft Lilly will decay ; And warmeft Beings, are the coldejl Clay, Tyrannick Death ! at thy Approach we f all y And thou , regardlefs, lay'Jl thine Hands on all From Infancy, to Youth, to riper Years, From Man mature, to Age's flaxen Hairs f ST he ViSlor and the ViSfim equal laid, With him that drove th$ Plough, and us'd the Spad^ But here !* — -the Mirror of the Engliftx Stage, ("Not worn by Troubles, nor oercmne by 4g^) Yields her to Death's fupremer tPow'r, a Slave, And frozen lies imprifotid in the Grave : Jujl at the Autumn of her Years cut down, And e'er her Beauty fades, her Life is gone. tim I Appendix. lf> Here f here the poor Remains of Oldfield lay, Gay was the Pit, whenever Jhe was gay , Coquets would blufh, and jfilts would Envy bear y To fee themfelvesfo well performed in her\ JVhile ev'ry Air, our Admiration draws, And ev'ry Exit, ecchdd with Applaufe: But when our Scottish Mary was her Part, Or Mar^ti a Jighing for her Juba'j Hearp^ Or when enthrall 'd with Sophonisba'j Cares, The Stage h&came a Sea of briny Tears. Several to APPENDIX. Several ingenious Epitaphs having been made for Mrs* Olbhe-ld, the following were tranfinitted to me by my kind Correfpondents ; and I do not doubt but they will be accep- table to my Readers. Hicjusta requiefcity ( L Tot inter Poetamm laudata Nomina^ ANNA OLDFIELD. '"Nee ipfa minore laude digna^ £hf ipp# qti