^05 THE V8i*lA Weldon N. Edwards and Marmaduke J.Hawkins Libraries ^ Purchased by TRINITY COLLEGE LIBRARY May. 1921 f THE ANNUAL REGISTER, AND VIRGINIAN REPOSITORY, FOR The Year 1800. The advantages of History are of three kinds :— " It amufes the fancy — it imtwoves the underflanding— " and, it Itrengthens virtue." ^'^JTTr isxaxL I III iiiii iwniiiiiafTTOiin— -iTManfiix; ^ROM 7'HE JiLANDIORD PRESS. SOLD BY ROSS AND DOUGLAS, PETERSBURG, AN© BY ALL TH2 BOOKSELLERS IN VIRGINIA, ETC. PREFACE. THE favourable reception given to the fit ft attempt atlbmething like a Register for the Year i8co, has induced the Editor to lay before the Public a volume more enlarged, and rather more methodical in its ar- rangement—but he does not expedl that to give com- plete fatisfadlion toothers, when he himlelf is conlci- ou8 of its defe«ils. Amongfl many inconveniences with which he has had to contend, was much ill health, both in his own perfon, and in thofe of his workmen This, with his diftance from any ready help, and the difficulty he found in obtaining the necelfary intelligence, have prevented its appearance in the month of January, as he wiflied and expeoled. But as every misfortune is faid to bring along with it fonie alleviating circumflances, the book, in fadl, has gained by the accidental delay. The Kditor has had an opportunity of inlerting icveral important articles relative to the late Election of a Prefident, which other- wife would have been defered till next volume — indeed he could nut with any propriety pafs over a tranfa6lioa which fo highly intereftcd the feelings of the new, and attracted the fcrioiis attention of the old world— *' When the fword hung fufpended by a hair." If fmall matrers may be compared to great, in order to (hew our Readers the nature of the woik, the En- glifli Annual Regider for the year 1799 was not publifli- cd in September lall As a Record of what is pajl^ it is not necelfary it (hould appear exactly on the fir/l day of the new year like an x^hnanack — And it may ea- lily be ima2,ined, that it takes ^omc time atid trouble to arrange and prepare materials even for ib fmall a work as theprefcnt. la the arrangement of the materials which compofe this little volume, it was the Editor's objc<5l to combine hillorical inflruclion, with a collection of the local events and occurrences of the year. His hiflorical ex- A tracts [ I. ] tracTs are taken from the beft authorities, and are ic- Icrtcd with a View, that the people of iliis couutiy might ihtre'.jy I'uiin a judgement of the nature of the coriupt and toterinj; Governments i>f "Europe, and learn from thtni, lo appreciate the advantages which ihey enjoy ; and taking example fio u the awful fctn^s now acting in that part oi^ the world, to chcrifh an>l Jiipport a form of Government founded on the princi- ples of jjftiee o.id natural right. Oa a review of the materials which he had collected, he ptrccived that he had as many as would make a \ery thick OC:l:avo volume, all of them, in his opiniOi,, \vorihy of prcfcrvation, tiihcr for yfe or entertaiii- m^nt — His chief labour, tlieieibre, has been, to re- ject a great many o( thefe articles, and (o lo contract diid cc/Uiprtl's others, as to bring tbe-m into fwch a coui- pafs as he tiiought would ht the fize uf his book, and enable him to fell it at a moderate price. It is eafy to Cce, that the Editor had in contempla- tion a puhlication fnnjlar to the En^lnii Annual Rc- gifher, in which fhould be rec-oided the principal Adis of both the General and StateGovernmenis, the Nation- al Accounts, c^c. — to iniert every article tending to en- courage Agriciihure, Commerce, and IManuiaciurts, all ufeful inventiont and difcoveries, the molt ren^ark- ai>k occurrences of the year, &c, thefe to be enlivened wi;h choice Poetry, remarks on new Publications, and hiiloricai cxi-rifls an to thofe v- ho are acoul>omed to confuh that ]MY aamired work publifhed in London,* the Editor bopcs that the unavoidable caufes of irs delay will plead his excLife ; and that the local iifernlnefs of the arncks Nvhich it contains, will recommend it to the notice oi a dirccrning pnblic. In the following paaes, two leading principle? are meant to be openly and'decidedly inculcated — laniely, the importance of a religious and moral conduft ; and, the Ib'perior excellence of a Republicaa form ol Go- vernment. The KJitor thinks it right at once to difp'ay his colours, and avowedly to declare his lentiments — in order, that thofe who expe^ tc^tin.l ot'ier principles in this book, by reading tbefe few lines, muy lave both their time and rbeir money. In what is now called '^ the ^^c of PvcapTn," a dn- /"-r .1/o;-.v^;» is but an unthankful offi< e. The roan who only ta!k«5 of Rehg-on, fuhjects himfcif to the cb.arge of hvpocrif/; and if iie attempts to inculcare i% he is accnfed o" piefnmptic:n — On tins fubie-it, therefore, the 10 !iror svill be veryconcife — In a i''ew words, he wonld humbly plead the canfe of that belief in, and reliance on, the (TOO Inefs and pi'ovidence of an all-feeing, al!- dircfting Deity, which gives dignitv to the individnai, an:! fafe^y to the comniunity ;-J- vvhi(h is a balm of com- fort to the pu^r, and is a check and coutroul on tj,- A 2 ri-b * '"l'.}i)'the Anim;d Rec;ifier, by the rcflriftions laid upon the Prefr, in EnHniid, has lately been obliged to oniit, or very fit jhdy notice, cer'ain political ful)jefls and events, and alrh,-)' it contains many articles that are unintere?.ir!g; to an American : reader, yet, the importance cf its hiftorical chapters, and the nu.Tiber ©f curious and literan^ articles whi'-h it a ^nually pr--- fents to view, renders it a v/ork highly uieial in a Gendeniaft's library. t The fr Mowing ajiecdote is related of Dr. Franklin, -whore bull, long a'jo, fhould have idled one of the vacant niches in the C\pit->1 at Richmond : — A younj; man, one of th.-? j^r y Phllof.- phy, after ]>ouring out a number of flippant remarks deroga- tory of all religion, turned to the Dr. with a look of felf-ap- pr^,ba':ioi», and alk'd his opinion 1—It is lest to beliae, faid the Philofopher — The opinion of this truly great mai, afrer the experience of 80 years, fhould out\veigh the ha\ 3 L VI J But all cannot be of one opinion; divcrfity is the or- der of Nature, it is to be acknowledged, that there are good men nvIio adopt tlie monarchical fyllem mere- ly upon principle ; and fucli men arc entuled to oiu* refpect, however thty may difi'er from us in lenrimcnc — But the greaisil misfortune to the caule of Liberty is, that many men, particularly thofe of property, take refuge under the wino^s of Kingly power, dilgufteJ Nviih the tumults and diforuers of Democracy. This h a rock which the Americans, in the navigating of their- political baik, would do well to avoid — it is the more dangerous, becaulc it is a. popular one, Dc/wo- cracyy or the Will of the People, is unqueflionabiy the iirft principle and ground- work of the American Con- ilitutioR ; but, as foon as the people have fultilled their grand, ineilimable privilege of chufing thi^ir Repie- lentatives, then it becomes Republ:canij}n^ or a fyllem marked and bounded by certain known and definite re- gulations. The Democracy here deprecated, coiilllts in a confufion of fyilem, of ill-timed interferences of one body with another, and of violent andunnecelTary exertions of the people, &:c. — It is this Democracy, thac is kindled and euilamed by cunning and ambitious men, Nvho firll raile themielves on the Hioulders of the mob, and then trample on their rights, under the pretext of redoring order and good government — It is this Demo- cracy, that, fooner than any other, will become a prime eagine in the hands oi foreign emifTaries, tirit to divide the people, and vlien reduce them to/c^rf/>« obedience. One would think that the geographical iituation of the American States would keep them clear of that de- ftrutSlive and all-devouring vortex, European politics, and that an ocean 3000 miles broad, would protect them from infult and danger. Of what import, ir may be aftied, is it to the nations of Europe, whether joha i^dams or Thomas Jefferfon prelides at the head of the American government ? — The Connecticut preicnfions can neither open nor Ihnt the Scheldt ; nor can this Georgia claims either obftrutl or facilitate the naviga- tion of the Baltic— Bui it is the baneful nature of the Kin^'y fyrtem ever to intermeddle with the alfairs of oth^r nations—The hiltory of Europe is full of ir— A- jBcnofl innumerable iaiUnces fufficc it tome w lion, that ^ bviili [ VII ] both tlie profligate Charles and the bicvottefi James of Ei)gland were ))etirK)ners of Fiance, wliich count rv, tiir lately, litld Swtderi in her pay — At prelent, Rullia eiclicr pays or overawes both Sweden and Dennjark — tiiu infamous partitiiui of Poland is (iill nelh iii uur minds — and EnglaiKl, amiait all her incumbrances and dit- hculties^ is gr ifping either at conqucji or irjlheixd in every country in the wurld I • It is the peivadiuii;, prevailino; ambition of the two ri^al nations, t>vANCt and England, that will lon^ be endeavouring to exert itielf over and in the coun- cils of t/?is country — They are ihe Sylla and CluniUdis of America ^ut it is from the laft-mentioncd of thefe Powers that ihe American Union is in moll dan- j>;cr, and has moft lo t'ear. The bitter recollections of llie American llevolutioii, the rooted hatred which WiQ holds for Kepubiicaa principles, and her iniatiable tliirlt atiei' to^/iw^c-/ art/ dominion, will, for a lon^- time, ren- der her a dangerous enemy. — A^ainit an enemy fo powerful and ent^rprifing, poffeiTcd of innumerable means either of Coriubixn or Coriquaft^ the people (>f thefe States cannot be loo muck on their guard— Let them remember, that their befi guard is Union; and thdt whilit they a^t towards England agreeably to the rules of ju(lic«, they iliouid ever be vigilantly and jca- louflyon the watch to counterac; her machinations, or check vjr ambition. -^^ Uuihiickled by a Monarchy, a Nobilitv, and an Hier- arciiy, America, at prelent, is divided between two great interdls, the Agricuhuial and Commercial. — Ajif/iculture and Commerce are faid to be intimately allied, and ro dej)end on the mutual aiTillance of each other — We beiicvt ihey do — but the latter fliould al- ways be fubordinatc lo the former. In chat tonnirv where agriculture predominates, the people will have the beit chance of maintaining their independence — where the latter prevails, they will fmk, by rapid Heps, inLo a ftate oi luxury, venality, and fuljeclion. It * Let it he underftoorl, th?.t the v.ritcr of tl'is article makes a Tvide diftinrtion beivve?n ti^ people of England and their Rulers — V/hila he difaprivovf s, nav ahhoiR what feems to be t-ie amoitifus and tyrannical conduiTi of the latter, he think?; he ci.:; ;*r;-vex c;^oagh applaud the geidu:? niid virtue^ ox ti;t i'^rmei. [ viii ] It is with nations as with individuals; they mufl firlt be in a ftate of probation, and acquire wiidom by cxijeriencc— But no people ever began the bufinefs of Government with fo much advantage as tlie Americans With the whole hiftory of the world before them, and the awful example of perturbed Europe preftnt to their view, they have in their hands, be it for good or for evil, the importantexperiment of R.epresentati VE Republicanism — with them it is to be proven, wh«- tiicr it be a real, fubftantial good, or only an idle dream, a fanciful theory. Shall it be faid, that what the. power of Great Bri- tain could not achieve in a fierce and bloody war, was, in a few years, effeded by petty, perfonal ! roils, pe- cuniary inteicfls, and provincial antipathies? — Shall the Federal chain fo foon be broken, and Republican- ifm become the theme of Arilh)cratical derifion? — Shall it be faid with Monarchical fcorn,,that thev virtue of the Americans depended on the exiltence of one Man, and that when Walhington ceaft^d todiredt, they would fink into dil'cord, anarchy, and difunion >- What the Greeks, and Romans, and other nations- have tried in vain,, fhould be a leiTon to the people of thefe countries, to examine with caution, and to decide, with prudence, neither adopting rafhly, nor expunging- precipitately — Abfolnte perfe^Vion is not to be found in this world; we muft deal with human nature ts it is,. not as STC wifh it to be, and what it never will be-^ The lefier evil mufl give way to the greater good ; the wifli of the minority mull yield to the voice of the ma- j )rity — The eifervefcences of Zeal have often been as fatal as the machinations of Malignity — On one fide They have *' the turbulent Ocean of Democracy," on the other " the calm fea of Defpotifm" — Republican- ifm is a goodly, regular fabric, flanding halfway bcr tween the lawlefs rage of the Mob and the arbitrary will of the Sovereign^ If after a fair experiment, they perceive that their labour is in vain, and that the ereat Political Panacea is not to be found, they know the alternative — if they cannot be freemen, l:t them be ftaves— they caji gei a King a: any lime. A N EXPLANATORY and APOLOGETIGAt. PREFACE TO THE ALMANACK. L RINTERS and Pkinces have long been in thf hallt of fpeaking and writing in the imperative ftyle plural, as, we do tbit, WE ordei- that, and fo forth. If any of our Federal read- ers fliould be offended at the Printer preceding the Prince, let them recoiled, that this is, asyet, aRepublican country, and that both of them are often, very ofcen, mifchievous charaders. It is true, they don't much like fighting in their own proper per- fons, but often, too often, they are the caufe of much blood being flied by others. Be it knov.n then to all the good people of this Common- wealth, that the Printer hereof v/ill'defcend from his impera- tive chair, and, for a little while, condefeend to talk like a common Citizen, in the f.rft perfon fnigular. When Urban 's .slmanack made its firft appearance, it na- turally attracted the attention of all the Critics in that line of literature, and two grand faults were found with it, namely, that it had too much religion, and too little weather. — To do the Sovereign People * julUce, there was fome truth in the firfl remark; the book was rather dull for a winter evening's a- muie.nent; and however good the thing may be in itfelt, it is not right to cram religion down a man's throat whether he will • " Sovereign People" 1 believe this very emphatical ex- preffion was firft made ufe of by that fuperior genius Mirabeau^ at the beginning of the French Revolution— —Edmund Burke» •when he faw things thro' another metlium, and got a penfion of 3 or 4oocl. a year, called the people " the fwinifti multitude" And Fenno, the compeer and fucceflbr of Porcupine, whilfl he was Printer to the Senate, and pnblilhed his libels within a few doors of their chamber, had the boldnefs to liken the Fe- deral Government and the difterent States, to " a fow with her farrow of pigs !" Here was the liberty of the prefs with a vengeance — Where was the Sedition Law then, or was it only Kiade to punilh the blackgaardilm of one Party ?- — In London,, for an exprelfion half as grofs upon the King or Government, the Printer would foon have found himfeU' incloled wuhiu the ftrong walls cf Newgate. [ X ] or not — befides, there Is no law fcr fuch doings in this country j now, in England, a man mull fwallow the 'i'rinity, the Athan- ahan < reed, the 3y Articles, &c. at one gulp, or woe be to both his tempor.d and Ipiritiial concerns. * To remedy the hrll complain*^, there v/as no great difficulty — with one daili of my pen, I Twejjt the whole pack of Saints, ^'artyr.s, and Virgins out of the Calendar! — "Ladies and Gen- tlemen (laid I to them very civilly — putting the Virgins fore- moft) yon lee there is no bufmei's for yon here ; here there arff neither images, nor ilirines, nor cathedrals, nor votaries- Heaven knows it was not worth your whiles to leave your fnug. births at home, to crofs the Atlantic ocean for all the profit, or honour either, you have got in this country. — G'"d help yen, j>oor emigrants, I don't knov/ where you can now frjourn, un- lets it be among the Chickifaws and Catabaws, who live, or rather wander, lome hundreds of miles beyond the Chio. Now, as I gave you a decent welcome to my table — and would liave kej)t you there, if my mafters had been fo pleaf-^d— the only requelt I have to make of you is, that you wiil be fo kind as take this vile Ague and Fever along with you, and drop it in one of the lakes on to'ther fide of the mountains—If yon do, I Iball pray for you, and t« you, ail the days of my life." On the fubjeft of Religion, I have only to add, that I have retained a iew of the capital Saints, juft tofhew that there were lucn a people once npon a time, and to put fome folks in mind wJien they may expeft a merry day By the bye, I never could learn the reafon, why thefe holy men are placed, as one may lay, at the very head of orr drinking parties — It is faid, indeed (but I don't pretend to vouch for the truth of the report, as it has too much the appearance of scandal J that both St.An- drevi and Si. Patrick were fond of a little whifkey in the morn- ing ; and r^Ir.Gihb'm has given us to underftand, that St. George was not fo holy a man as John Bull imagined h'm to be. — ^ Be this as it rnay, I can't conceive hew the two jfohns, who were laid to have been remarkubiy I'ober {.^aints, iiappened to be of the Frarernity. — The only v,-ay I can account fcr fo cu- rious a connection is, that with all their outward fanAity, like fome of our modern Parfons — in the old country — they liked, " under the role", goou eaiing and drinkiiig as well as their neighlx'iirs. I'o remove the fecond complaint, I fcon found a much mere ferious undertaking- -it was the more dilhcult, becauie uncx- pefted * Take a peep into the Englifh ftatute book (it only con- tains about ICO folio volumes) and lee how the rod of CGcleii- altical Pov^er is held over the People in that country, and yet it is perfeft freedom when compared with the Popiih' countries— . Lt would api>ear, that the old nations had too much religion, and that fome of the new ones nave too Uitlc. Is there no mediuin ? [ x^ 1 •p^^ed. It never entered into my head, that "the moil erl^yht- ened nation in the world" would h thing of the m.>. • r — Even liie jViayor, who, by virtue of his ofiice, is by niucn the wifc.t r.ia.i in the community, could tell noc'ning about h In fliov;, 1 was completer* pos"d--a3 the inun in the piay fa^s, " I'faiiii ic u as a pu/./iit-r." In this dilemma, I luc\lly caft my thoughts on the capita), the city on the kill- — Surely, f.iid 1, llrikiug die paini of n-y right hand on. my forehead, if there are any weathei-wil'e men in the nadon, there the^ miiit be, and thither wilt I go— -Iso fooner faid than done —'1 lluiT'd niyfelf into the llage-wa;,goa for Richmond, and, in little more than 48 hours, was furnn;.- ed with *' as pretty an allwrlmeut of weather," as any Alinan- ack-maker in tlie 16 Unitevl States v;f America, with the weiLer.i Territory into the bargain Not fatisucd with this expedition, 1 fent olf a fpecial melTenger (as 1 could not go myi'elf ) to Ra- leigh, the capital ciiy of North - arolina, and got from thence another parcel; by whicli means I have become p olVeired of a " weli-ati'-irted Itock" botli from die Aorth and fnmi the Souti.. — And having now got into the right track, next year, I am determined, for the iatisfadijn of my cuilomers, to have wea* tlier f.-om tjie Eaii and from the well, and every poinc of tiie compafs. It is not \ZTy decent for a man to blow his own trumpet— y^t, mediinkj, I do defcvve w'eii of :he Couiitry. Now, other Printers would iiave done ail '^his in f.lence, flily pretendii;g it be their own cieveraels * — -wherei.:; I freely owii my obligadons to other heads— I let every man have his due- - I would "' give die Devil hii; due" Betides, it anfwerii two good purp'des — In the lirft plice, it ihews the Tuper-'-nty of my candor- — In the next place, if it diould happen, that ibnie of the * A Printer in a neighbouring town has very induflrioufly borrowed almoil the wii ;le of our this >ear's Calendar, without laying, by your leave I:;aac Briggs, or with yom- pcrmi.Tion / i lie r Urban; even Nrigloaur S/jng^-am is thru. I ;.. to nil up a barren title-page ! — 1 here iii (lineviiing .u an -.IS bock aoout modelly, decency, &c. the frofts iand fnows do not fall exaftly in their right places, re- member. Citizens, it is none of my fault— let the wife -acres of Richmond and Raleigh anfwer for their miftakcs — it is enough for me to be at the trouble of printing them. But, notwithftanding the putting out of the Saints, and the putting in of the weather, I am not vain enough to fiippofe, particularly in tliefe combuiluous times, that all the world will be pleafed with my work — A French writer has fomewhere faid, " Parbleu, dit le meimier, eft bien fou du cerveau, •• Qui pretend conteuter toutle monde ell fon pere." "Which, in plain Englilh, is as much as to fay, " he's a great fool who thinks he can pleaie every body" — And a celebrated Poet, who well knew the imperfections of human nature, has laid, *' Whoe'er expeils a faultlefs piece to lee, *' Expefts what never was, and ne'er will be." I can only fay, that 1 will do the bell in my power to pleafe the Public, by giving them much good advice, acoUeilion of comical fiories and anecdotes, a number of wife layings and ufeful tables, and the very beft weather that can be had on the continent — Over and above all thefe good things,! will introduce them X9 the heathen Gentry, to Jupiter and Juno, i^:ercury and Venus, &c. * who were very great folks in their time, and with whom, if they fliould hapjjen again to come into power, it would prudent to be acquainted f — Stranger things have come to pafs ; as one fyflem goes out, another comes in its place— The Whale muft have have a tub before it of iome fafliion or other — Even Mr. Harper's tubs amufed for a while ! Now, all this and a great deal mere, may be had for a very fmall price indeed—for nine-pence, a man will get what may be of iervice to him all the days of his life ; whilft that fum will fcarccly get me as much bread as will ferve mv breakfaft. ^ -uch goad may this cheap book do the Sovereign People — and if there be any efficacy in a Printer's bleffing, I give them tbat into the bargain — fincerely praying, tViat peace, and plenty, and liberty, may be the portion of us all this year, and everj year during the century— at the end of tiiat period, methinlis, the ycungeil and the ftouteft of us now, will then be far beyond the reach of either hunger or thirft, of ficknefs or forrow. O. ♦ ^■r. Gibbon fliews a confiderable partiality for thefe gen- try; he calls them "the elegant ^H•thology of the Greeks;" and feems as if he would have no obje(5llon to their once mor« «' ruling the roaft." See Cotton's 'i'ravefty. I '■ Wit going into the Pantheon during the meiidiau fplen- dor ©f the Popilh religion, made a very low bov/ to the ftatuc of Jupiter — " Remember, ^ afLer Jupiter (faid he) if ever you come into power again, that I took notice of you when in ad« verfity." HISTORICAL DOCUMENTS. FROM THE LIFE OF VOLTAIRE, TIRED of the lazy and fyci-phantic life vvLich I was obliged to lead at Paris, and meeting with a young lady who happ-tneti to think nearly as 1 did, In the year 1733^ we took the refolution to go and rj:jend iome years in the country, there, far irom the tninult and corruption of Courts, to culri- vatcJier underflanding, and increafe her knowledge. This lady was the Marchionefs de Cliatelet, who, of all the women in France, had a mind the mofl capable of all the branches of Science. Her fa- ther, the Baron de Breteuil, had taught her Latin, which file underflood perfectly ; flie knew, by rote, the mofl beautiful pallages in Virgil, Horace, and Lucretius, and all the writings of Cicero were fa- miliar to her. Seldom has there been united in tlio lame perfon, fo much jufhiels of difcernment and elegance of tafte, joined to fo ardent a deiire for information. At Cirev, on the borders of Champagne, we fought onlv inftruvSiion, and troubled not "ourfelves >vith The follies of the world — but, after having fpcnt fix years in our retreat, we were obliged to go to Biullels, where the family of the Ci.arelets liad long been embroiled in a law-luit with the fa- mily of the Honbrooks. I had the pleafure of ter- minating rlie law-fuit, by which the two families had been ruining each other with law expences for iixty years, and, by an amicable accuaiir.odacion, I B gained 2 VOLTAirxK.- gaiije<1 226.OCO livres in ready money to the Maf- (jui? dii Charclcr. While at BrulTl-ls, in the year 1740, the iron- - lifarted Frederi -k William, the unpol-.fhed King of Pruflia, died at Berlin. His (on, who has lince gained (i> (iivnilar a reputation, had held a regular correfpontieiKe with me feveral year-;. The world never, perhaps, btlield a father and Ton who lefs re- fembled each other than thefc two Monarchs. The father was an abfolnte Goth, a Vandal, \vho thought of no other thing, during his whole re'gn, than amaflihg money, and maintaining, at the lealt pofTible expence, the finelt army in Europe. Never were rnhjcih poorer, or King more rich. He bought up, at a low price, the eflates of a ^^reat part oi his Nobility, wht) foon devoured the little money they got for them, mofl of which returned to thelloyal colFers by means of heavy taxes, All the King's lands were farmed out to tax-gatherers, who held the double office of Judge and Excifeman ; inlbnuich, that if a tenant did not pay on the very day appoint- ed, he put on his [udge's robe, and condemned ti)c poor delinquent to pay double th.e fum. It muf* a'.(b be obfervetl, that if this fame Excifeman did not pay by the lafl day of the month, the day following he M'a*. himfelf obliged ro pay treble to the King I Did a man kill a hare, or lop a tree, or any other trifling offence, he was inftantly condemned to pay a fine to the King — Money ! Money I — Was a poor, deluded girl found guilty of making a child, the fa- ther, or the mother, or fortje other relation, was obliged to pay a fum of money to h's M^jeiry ! * The Raronefs of Kniphaufen, who ar that time, ^▼as the richefl widow in Berlin, that is tfs f;^v, /be had between 3 and 400I. a year, was accufed of h^v- * His flier* f^or, the rreat Frederick as he i.- fotr.etimes Cy^Ued, purfusd ^ difi'er«*iit fyflen^ — He did not care how mz-'' ny children were g-otten in his dominion?:, rcr after what, fafhion. provided h'i got foldierr. enough— The virtue of chaftity w?v:-, no": ia very ^dgh repute with his Majefly.— — ^ See MQQre i^id othtr traveilers. I voit.'Irf:. 3 ing macic a child tUindcflincly in the fccorsd year of her v;i>-io\vhoo':!. His Alajefiy was cracioiifly pleaf- f d to write her a letter with bis own Kf)yal hand, informing her, tliar it was iieccffary, if (lie meant to .jirefervc her ciiarappcr buttons half way down b's thighs, and when he bought a new one, which was bat fcldom, thefe buttons were made to ferve again. It was in ti»is drefs, with ^ large rufty hat and patched boots, and armed with a liuge cane, rUat his Majeliy Tallied forrli every day to review his regiment of giants, Tliefe giants >vere hi.s grcared nelighr, and for whom lie went to the heavicft expellee. The men \yho ficod in the front rank were none of them lefs than 7 feet high, and he fent to purchafe them from every part of Europe. Tliev were afterwards made Heiduques iiy the new King to a'tend the f>iieen"s coach. As they walked on each Tide of an old ill fltapen coach, in ordt-r ro keep it fron\ falling, theie Heiduqnes could ihake hands with each other over the roof. A 2. Aftef 4 VOLTAIRE, After his Majefly had been graciouf.y pleafcd to review his giants, he ulcd to walk thro* the towi., \vhen every bo;!y fled from before him. If he liap- pcned to meet a womarit lie ileriily demanded, why ihe Haid idling lier time in tbc llrects—'* Get konie,. ye lazy b — h ! an honed woman lias no bufintis o- ver the thre^. old of her own door" — \>hich words he would accompany with a bc^x vith her during life, and which Ihe did me the hcu- our of fliesving io.ne years afterwards- The Prince had a fort of miftrels, the daughter of a fchool-mafter. This girl played tolerably well on the harpfichord, and the Prince accompanied her with his Hute ; he thought he he was in love, but he was mifirikcn — However, the King exrended his Royal authority over this mifgudcd girl, by canfuig her to be paraded by the public hangman, and afterwards wliip'd in the Prince's prefence ! — TIis Majefty then iei^ his fon to the citadel of Cultnii, fiiuated in the midft of an unwholeiome mat ft ; here he was clolely confined for fix mor^ths, in a fort of dungeon; at the end of which time, his Roval fa- ther was gracioufly pleafed to allow him afoldier as an attendant. This foldier, who was young, handi'bme, and play- ed upon the flute, had more ways than one of amuf- ing the Prince — So many fine qualities njade his for- tune ; and 1 fmcc knew him, at once Valet de Oiani- bre and Prime MiniAcr, with all the pcrtnefs and infolence w liich two luch prime polls may be lup- pofed to inlpire WhiUl the Prince was in the citadel of Cuflrin,one xnorniHg an Officer entered his apartment weeping, accompanied by four grenadiers. Frederick had no B 3 deubt 6 VOLTAIRE. dcubt he was going to be made a heaoor girl's wliip- pu>}-r bout ! Kelt, the orrer ccnfidant, had fled into Holland, Nvhfc-iher the Kirg dilparciied his niiiuury nu-ifengtrs to ieize hin*. Luckily he eicaped by a niinure, e;n- liarked ur Poirugal, abd lijcie icn^air.ed i li the ctcuh i)f the niofl tendcr-hcarrtd £rederi\.li William, Ki:jg of Pri'.fTa. Bur iu WvTs nor his IN'Iajefty^s intention to have f'Op- ped ijLie ; it v.-^s his dciigrj ;o i^avc beheadtdtbe Prill.. L alio. He (-oijiltiercd, li.at he iiad thiee oil'tir {ons, liwt one oF wlioin wrote veries, or pla>cdoa the llutc, and that they were (ufficienr. to maintain the ^naudr^ir of the Pruflian ti'rons. JMtrafnrea Nvtre actordiiigiy conceited la n;aki him iLiTtr, as rhe CzaiosN 111 , ^]dt(\ Ton of Peter i. ha-.i beure iuiieref;*, Ic is iK.iver', clt-ar, from aiiv rs-gular laws, either hninan or diviu**, r'nat a ncsn rrii>uhi have his head Jtiuch olr' bccauiciK' liad a ^vi/h to iraveh Bm xh'w leRder-i;eatted Kuiir had f<-iind jujiges in PiuFJa. c- cuilly as learned ard cqnitaide as ti e Ri.fhan cx- jo.inde, iidfice. The Ci^-unt tJti^cntlorf, whom I lince ki.ew in Sax- ony, declared to me, that it was with great d iTicuhy iudted, that he could prevail with the King not to behead his Ion I — This is the fame Sckendorf who cosnmaiidcd tiic armies of Bavaria, aiid of whom the Prince *• See the inrercftinjr hiftory of the Czar Peter I. v/hp v/as one df.Y v, jTrcut muu, and the nexc a fcrocicus favage— ^ee alfo the Life ef that moll iUuilrloiis Lud m:!! nutuifi-. tein t niprefs Caihcrine IL during whofe rei;;^n tw^i i*i-»^«. fcrtful and Inhuman game vvas played in more infiances than, one.— Inlhefe inilruaivc Hiitoviesthe American reader wiU ciicovcr the methods taken to cbbain a tlirone, and ho^r Id, kci-p pofeiHon of it. VOLTAITIE, 7 Prince, when he hecarne a King, drew a hideous ponrau in his Hiilory of Branvicnl'urp^h — Who w on'id iiot, after this,, ftrve Princes, and prevent Tyrants iVoin ciirtingor their heads I Ai'xtiV 18 months cloil- iarpriilinincnt, the (olicita- tioiis of the Emperor, and ihc rears of riie Q_uecn, obtained the I'rince hii l.'oerty. — As tlje Kin^ did :iot fuifer h.im in have ^ ny C(Minet9.io'.i with the al- fiir:> of ti'V«-»*nrociit (the olfiits «.f wh'ch en of letters in F/ance — He ikttcred me as romething f'iiinc, and i hin: as a pe; feot S )lon:icn ! — Lpirlveis coifc us n.Jthinr^ — i took the Lhcny to fend liiin a bcautdul ink-fhi^d, and he had ihc ^.oodnci's to lend me a few yew-gaws :ii amber — hut iliey canjo {.ow. a Prince, and all France envied mv good for- tnne i — Certainly, if 1 had been incll.ied* to ;ndi;Iixe ])er{'onal hi>pcs, I had great reafon fo to do; f^)r the l^rince, in his jeivers, alvvays called ine *■• his dear fiiei>d," and frequently mentioned tlic lolid tnarks of friend (Iiip wh'ch he intended to con:^r en me whea he Hiotiid aliii)'.: the throne. Well, at K;noih Providence was pltafed to take the iron-lied) ted uioaarch. to another world, and t!;c Prince fncteeded to tiie thione. He hegan his reign ^vith a piece of wit. He fent one Camas, who I/ad loit an arm, as his Amb?.irador to Fiance; lie faid, as there was a Miniiier from Paris at Berlin who liaJ only one hand, it was right to fend his Mo/b Cliridian M^ijcfiy an AmUafladur wiili only one ami I My kin-f/ly S'.)h)ivion came to Sttufliurgh — a whim had hrought him, inco<^:nito, to view the frontiers and trovips of France. From Strafburgh he went ro vifit his territories hi Lower Germany, and n^^nifitd B 4 ' his * Voltaire did indulge perfonnl Siopes, and facrificed his fame tohii vanity, by itriitving- about in t)ic Court of Pots- dam with a gt Id key dangling at his button-hole ! — Even af- ter the gi-ofb treatment which he received from the Kin?^'s myrmidons at Frraikfcrt, he again became the dune cf Fre- derick's cunning, who, in his own expre.Tive words, •• full' f-ciafc<';:ed the orange, and then thr^w away the fKin." 8 VOLTAIRE. liis wifh to fee me at Briiirds — Apartments were pre- pared for him in Chateau cle Mcuft:, wlicre I went to wait upon his IMajcfh'. One lokiier was the only guard 1 found — rlie Minjftcr of State, Rambonet, was walking in the court-yard, bluwino; his fingers ; he had on a dirty fhirt with long dirty ruffles, an old Jiat all in holes, and an old iudn^e''s wi^r, one wing of which hung into his pocket, whiiU the other icarccly touched his Ihoulcier. I was conducted into his Majtfly's anartraent, in v.'hich I faw ivjihiiig but four bare walls. By the ligh: of a boujrie, i perceived a iraall truckle-bsd, in a fort of cloler, upon which lay a little thin man wrapped in a morning gown of blue cloth — It was })ls Prufilan PJdjefty, who lay /leaking wiih a lit of the ague under a beggarly coverlet. I made my bow, and began my acquaintance by feclirg his puhe as if I had bccn his £r(i phyfician. — The ague Icfc him, he arofe, dreflcd himfelf, and far down to ta- ble with Algarotrj, Mav^.pertius, tlie Ambafiacior, and myfclf, where, at fuppcr, we treated moftprofcHmd- ]y on the immortality of tlie foul, of natural liberty, and the Androgynes o{ Plato. Whilft we were thus philofophizing upon liberty, the Miniirer Rambonet, mounted upon a poft-horfe| in his judrc's wig, was riding all night towards Liege, at the gates of which, neKt day, he pro* claimed, widi found of trumpet, rlie name of the King his mader, whiUt zooo foldicrs laid the cityj under contribution ! — The pretext for this fine ex-: ploit was, certain rights which his Majcdy pretend'* cd to have over a part of the fuburbs. The drawing lip of the manifedo was committed to me, which! performed as well as the nature of the cafe would let me — not lufpecSing that a King, with whom I had the honour of fupping, who called mc his dear friend, and who talked fo beautifully of natural jof- tice and the immortality of the foul, could pofiibly be in the wrong. The affair was foon brought to a conclufion ; the innocent people of Liege were oblig^; «d to pay a million of livrcs in hard calli, which more, tha« VOLTAIFxE. 9 than defrayed his Majofty's expences caufed by his journey to fee iStraPourgli, ^'c I ibou felt ail attaciimeiu for him, as he had wit and an agreeable rt^anner, and, mortover, he was a King, which is a fedu(Stion fcldom vanquifiied by hunian weaknefs. Generally, autliors flatter Kinj;? ; but, in this inflance, I was praifed by a King ironi the crown of my head to the fole of my foot. Some time before ilie death of his father, the Prince had written againfi: the dctcltable principle* of Machiavel — but this was before he becan^e aKino^, and whiHl his father gave him no great rtafon to ad- mire defpotic power. This manufcnpt he had lent to rae at* Bruflels, to have il corrcv5ied and printed. With all my admiration for my kingly friend, I could not- help feeling fome remorfe at being concerned in printing this Anti-machlavelian book, at the very moment tiie Royal author, who had a iiundred mil- lions in his cellars, was robbing the poor inhabitants of Liege of a million of livres I I began to perceive, that my kingly friend would not lh>p here. His father had left him 70,000 well- difciplined troops ; he was bufily augmenting them, and appeared to have a vaft inclination to give them employment the very iirft opportunity. In the month of Oclober 1740, the Emperor Char- les VI. died of an indigeftion caufcd by eating ciiam- pignons, which brought on an apoplexy — and this plate of champignons occafioned the death of many thou faPids of brave men, and changed the order of things in Europe, It was loon very evident, that the K.ing of PrufTia was not fo great an enemy to Machiavelifra as the Prince Royal! He had already afiembled his troops, yet none of his Minifters or Generals knew his defigns. I had fome reafon to fuppofe, that he meant to quarrel with France; as, three months before, he had fent to me a political diiTertation, written in his manner, wherein he confic'ered France as the natural enemy of Germany — But it was conftitutional in Frederick 10 do the very reverfe of what he faid or wrote. B5 H^ lo VOLTAIRr:. He departed, qn tl.e i.^rh of December, for the conqued of Silefia, at the head of 50,000 \vell dif- cipliiied conioaidius. As the Qjicen cf Boleiuia uas illy picpiiied to repel him, he icon tifet^ed his pnr- pofc. lie wrote a hiltory of that conqueU, which he Hie wed to me — Here follows one of the para- graphs, which I carefully tranfcribed, as a thing svorthy of recording ; — " Ambition, inierell, and a dcfire to make the world fpeak of me, dciermined me to go tij war ! — Add to thefe confidcratiojis, 1 had a fine army and a full trcafury ; thefe, v/ith the vivacity of my na- ture, urged me to make war on Maria Thercla, ihe Qticen of Bohemia and Hungary !" It IS much to be regretted, that 1 prevailed upon him to oniAt: thefe paflages, when I afterwards cor- rcCicd his works. A confeflicn ih uncommon fhcuid have palTed to poflerity, in order to fhew upon what principles Kings make svar, and flied the blood of their deluded iubJe^'e have not fntllcieni kn^Nv- iedge ro determine, by the light of reafon, ihat God could not grant the gifts of inought and fenfation to a being vvhich we call mareriai. — i'he pjor creatures vho were the mol\ forvvard aid ihe hotted in this ^ifpuic, kueiv very little of either icaticr cr ipirit, '*'he VOLTAIRE. ti The fu'il is, that none of us know what or how wc are, except that wc are convinccci we liavc life, inoiion, and ihou