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 For my Money: 
 
 OR,; 
 
 
 A pleafant Cpmedy: 
 
 called, 
 
 A Woman will hatic her Will. 
 
 Imprinted at London by W.WhiWj ' 
 dwelling Id Cow-laoe, i6i6. 
 
 W^J.i&lr;&iif§ih,<ii^ii>a,iif^u'^JiM>(ii^L^ .. j.^Mfg»».>^;:- .;^.«»>.„:.:M;&'t-';...-' 
 
The A^ots^bamips, 
 
 P//4rtf, a Poitmgak, 
 
 Lmrtnmq IKICTM 
 
 K^thony^ a Schoolcmaiftcr to them. 
 
 Haruie, c '1 
 
 Ferdinand fit HeighAm^ > Suters to Pifarss [Daughters. 
 
 ^tdtOtWal^rAUCf ^ 
 
 Delien^^ Frcnc&maD> *? 
 
 Aluaro^ an Italian, S-Suters al{b to the 5. daughters^ 
 
 r<<;»4/4^,a Dutchjoan, J 
 
 ■Fr^)?<» ai Glownc,P^}Sr« man. 
 
 dW. LM06re* 
 
 'T0mrfM*M4rchm„ 
 
 Baljiro, 
 
 Brow$U4Cl9thkr 
 
 'A BelmM, 
 
Enter PIS ARO. 
 
 HOw fmuogc this gray-eydc Morning fccmej to bcc, 
 Apleafant fightibut yet morcplcafure hauel 
 Tothinkcvpon thismoyftiiing Soiithwe(l| VVindc, 
 That driuesmy.ladenShippes from fertile Spairte-i , 
 But come what will,no Windc can come amilTe, 
 For two and thirty Wind&sthat rules the S«as,... 
 And blowcs about this ayerieRcgion; 
 Thhue two Shippes haue I to equall them : 
 Whofe wealthy fratights doem»ke'7'^«ricb : 
 Thus euery Soylc to mec is naturall : ■ 
 Indeed by birth.I am aP«r/<«^^/!r, 
 Whodriuen by Wcfternc winds on E»^///Z fliorc, 
 Heerelikingofthe roylcjmaricd, 
 Aad hauc Three Daughters : But impartiall Death , ^ 
 Long fince, depriude mee ef her deared life : 
 Since wh«fe difceafe, in i>m/ml haue dwelt c 
 Andbythefweetcloudetradcof ty«w>, ^ 
 
 Letting for Intereft.and on Morgages, 
 Doe I waxe rich, though many Gentlemen , 
 By my extortion cotnes to miferie : 
 Amongft the rcft,threc E»gU/i Gentlemen, 
 Haucpawndetomce their Liuings and their Lands : 
 Each feucrall hoping,though their hopes are vaine. 
 By mariagc of my Daughters, to pofleffe 
 Their Patrimonies and their Landcs againc : 
 But Gold is fweetc.and they decciue thcm-fclucs} 
 For though I guild my Temples with a fmilc, 
 Iti* l?ut/«<i<j/-like,to workctheirendci^ 
 
 A 3 6u| 
 

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 '^]3^ 
 
 ^nth. Firft tell tnec how you like it ? ' ^'''^'^^' 
 
 'i^-??*. FirfttcJlvswibatitis. . ■ , r v^- 
 
 y^/a^they b«fmy Daughters afld their Sc|,<,o^^W»i^^^ 
 y^/^o, not a worcf,but lift their taircc. ^^'^ JWaiitcr^ 
 
 ^w/*^. CemIew*njcn,tQpaifitP^/*/a«i^ • . 
 
 Is to prcfent ybuth with fd fowf c a di/h. 
 As their abhorring ftbfliaclces nill digeftcs 
 When firft my motUctOxford(E„fl^ds pride) 
 
 Foftred raec puplc-hkc.with her rich ftorc 
 
 Myftiidywastoread'7'/!;//^;)^jy.. ' 
 
 But fmce,my head-aron* youths vnbridled will 
 Scorning the leaden fetters of reftraint, ' 
 
 Hath pnindc my feahers to a higher pitch. 
 GtnrIcwomen,Morall/'/;;/»/^;,/,;i5 akind ofart. 
 The moft Contrary to your tender fexeij 
 It teacheth to be gfaiic : and on that brow 
 Where Beawtie in herrareft glery (hims! 
 Plants the fad fembiahceofdecavcd a>'e :' 
 
 ThofcWcedes that with their rictes/boiild adorne 
 And grace faircNitures curious workmjnlliip * 
 Muftbcconuertedtoablaeke fac'dvaylc 
 Griefes huerie, and Sorrowes femblance : * 
 Your food muft be your hearts aboundant fishes 
 Steep'd inthebrinifhhcquorofyourteares r 
 Day-light as da; ke-night.darke-nighrfpen't in prayers > 
 Thoughts ycitr conipanioni.and repentant mindcs, 
 The recreation of yoMr tired fpirits : 
 
 GcBtlewomcn.jfjoi; fan like this raod<fti<, 
 
 Then will 1 read ro yot< "P/j/y^yy. 
 
 Lttttr 
 
'A WmM will hatu her wW, 
 
 .'2^4wr. Net I. 
 >Man^ Ficvponit. 
 
 Math. Hang vpf/;/7<?/o/^/, lie none of it. 
 Pifar. ATutorfaid 1 5 al utorfor the Diucll, 
 Anth. NoGcBtlcwomcn, /i/w/^^oOThathlcaru'd 
 To read a Leftorofmorcplcafing worth. 
 XMaritta, read thefe lines, youngWotrw feat them, 
 There eucry line rcpugnesPi«/3i'5/;^ : ^ 
 
 Then loue him.for he hates the thing thou hatci. 
 La(trentia,\}^i% h thiac freim Ferdtnande • 
 Thinkceuery golden circle that thoufct'ft. 
 The rich vnualucd circle of his worthc. 
 U\{athta,Vii(h thefe Gloues thy iW^s^falutcs thecj 
 As^ftenas thefc,hidc thefe from the Sunne, 
 And Wanton Heales a kiife from thy faire hand, 
 Prefcnts h is fcru iceablc true harts zeale. 
 Which waites vpon the cenfure of thy doeme : 
 What though their Lands be morgag'd to your Father} 
 Yet may your Dowries redcerae tlwt debt : 
 Thinke they are Gentlemen, and thinkc they louc { 
 And be that though t, their true louesaduocatc. 
 . S^ayyou/hould wedfor Wealthjforto thatfcopc 
 Your Fatliers greedy difpofition tendes, 
 The world would fay,that you were had for Wealth, 
 And fo faire Beawties honour quite diftinft: 
 A maffe of Wealth beingpowrde vpon another. 
 Little augments the (liew, although the fuiarae j 
 But beeing lightly fcattred by it felfe, 
 It doubles what it feera'd, although but one : 
 Euon fo your fellies, for wedded to the Rich, 
 His ftilc was as it was,a Rich man ftill : 
 But wedding thefe, to wed true L©ue,is dutie : 
 You make them rich in Wealth.but more in Bcawtis : 
 I need not plead that fmile, that fmile fhewcs hearts con- 
 That kiflc ihew'dJoue,thatoM that gift vas knt: (fen«.j, 
 And lafl thine Eyes, that tcares of true ioy kada, 
 
 A3 ki. 
 
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 Snglf/h.men firnty MOfiSy : or] ■ 
 
 As comfortable tidings for my friends. (procure, 
 
 M4ri. Hauc done, haae done? what nccd'ft thou more 
 When long ere thisl ftoop'd to that faire lure : 
 Thy cucrlouingHi»-«»> Idclight it: 
 ^W^;>-;»<j euer laning fliall requite it young. 
 Teach vs Philofphy ? lie be no Nunne\ 
 Age fcorncs Delight, I louc it facing : 
 There's not a word cf this, nota words part, 
 But fliall be ftamp'd, feai'd, printed on my hcarfj 
 On this He read.on this ray fenfes ply : 
 All Arts being vainc,but this Philofrphj. 
 
 Lmr. Why was I made a May de.but for a Maji.'' 
 And why LMrentia^aViX fov Ferdinand ? 
 The chafteft Soule thefe Angels could intice? 
 Much more himfelfe,aH AngcU ofmore price : 
 were't thy felfc prefeat.as my heart could wifh. 
 Such vfage thou fliouldft haue.as I giue this. 
 
 y^w/^. Thenyouwouldkiffehimj 
 
 Laur. If I did,how then .' 
 
 j4»th. Nay I fay nothing to it, but ^?wr». 
 
 Fifk, The Clarke muft haue his fees, lie pay you thera*. 
 
 Math. Good God.how abieft is this (ingie life, 
 llcnot abide it 5 Father,Friendj, nor Kin, 
 Shall once diflwade me from affefting : 
 A man's a man j and Ned is more then one : 
 Yfay th He hauc thee iVir^^, or He haue none j 
 Doe what they can,chafe,chide,or ftormc theirfill, 
 cJ?/<jrA;<« is rcfolu'd to hauc her will. 
 
 Pift. I can no longer hold my patience. 
 Impudent villaaie,and laciuious Girles, 
 I haue ore-heard your vild conuerfions : 
 You fcornc Thilofephj : You'le be no NnnMe, 
 You muft Bcedes kiflc the Purffe.becaufe he fent it» 
 And you forfooth,you flurgill^minion, 
 A brat fcant folded in the dozens at moft, 
 Youlc hauc your will forfooth j What will you haue ? 
 
 MMb. 
 
A Wmafi wtllhtue htr will. 
 
 Math. Buttwelueycarc'old Miay Father that's notfo. 
 Out Sexton told mee I was three ycarcs mo. 
 
 Piftt. I fay but tweluc ; you'r bcft tell nee I lye. 
 "V^hnCixxizyfuthony. jinth. Heetefir. 
 
 Pifa. Come here fir, & you light hufwiucsget youin: 
 Starenotvpenmc.moucmcnottoire: Sxemtpjiers. 
 
 Nay firra ftay you herc.Ue talke with you : 
 Did Irctaine thee (villaine) in my houfe, 
 Gaue thee a (lipend twenty Markes by ycarc, 
 And had thou thus infe^led ray three Girles, 
 Vrging the leueof thofe, 1 moft abhord^ '. 
 
 Vnthrifts, Bcggersj what is worfc. 
 And all becaufc they are your Couotry-mea? 
 
 Anth, Why fir.I taught them not to keepc a Marchants 
 Boeke, er caft accompt: yet to a word much like that. 
 word Atcountc. 
 
 Ptfa. AKnauepaftgracejispaftrecoutrie. 
 Why firraFr^«,Villainc,Loggcrhead, where art thou? 
 ' Enter Frifio^ the Clmvne. 
 
 Trifi. Heerc's a calling indeed 5 a Man were better to 
 liueaLordslifeanddoc nothing, then a Seruing creature, 
 and neuer be idle. Oh Maifter, what a mcflc of Brcweff« 
 fiandesnewvponthepoynt of fpoyling by your hafli- 
 nefle 5 why they were abletohauegot a good Stomackc 
 with child euen with the light of them 5 and for a Vapour, 
 dh precious Vapour, let but a Wench cpmencere them 
 with a Painted face,and you fliould fee the Paint drop and 
 curdle on herCheekes, like apeece of dry Eflex Chccfe 
 toafted at the fire. 
 
 Pift. Well firra,leaue this thought,& mindc my words, 
 Glue dihgencc,inquire about 
 For one that is expert in Languages, 
 A good Mu/itian.and a French-man borric 5 
 And bring him hither to inflruft my Daughters, 
 lie oerc trufl more a fmooth-fac'd EngUfrj-mmt. 
 -Frife, What,inuft I bring anc that can fpcakc Langua. 
 
gcs ? whatan old AiTc is my Maifterj why Ijc way fpcake 
 flmnte tannte as wtU as French for I cannot vaderftandiiia^ 
 Ptfa. IfhefpcakeF>'(f«c&,tiiushcwillfay»^««j»<<i': . 
 What,canrt thou remember it? 7 
 
 Frifc. Oh, I haue it now,' for I remember my gKcat 
 Grandfathers Grandmothers lifters coolcn told mee, that 
 Piggcsand Fr^«f^-wfa,fpcake one Laaguage, <o»fftf ^orwj I 
 am Dogg at this : But vthatmun: hefpeakecirc} 
 Tifa. Dutch. Fw/f, Let's heare it i..,_'^;/ 
 
 Tifa. Hmncelxttterkmjlavfpm,, --j!h'ifc;(A 
 
 Frif. Oh this is nothing, for I caafpcakc perfcft J>»i^ 
 , whcnilift. 
 
 \-^ Pifa. Can you, I pray let's hearcfome} 
 
 I Fr^. Nay I mufi haue my mouth full of Mcate firft^ 
 
 [ and then you flialihcaremc grumble it fporth full mouth, 
 
 i as Hoftnce 'Butterki»florvpmfroki» : No,I am a Hmple TXutchr 
 
 uta»: Well, lie about it. 
 
 Pifa. Stay (irra, you are too haftie j fcir hee mud fpeakc 
 one Language mote. 
 j Frifc. More Languages ' I iruft he fliall bau6 Tongues 
 
 { enoughforoncmouth: But whatisthe thirds 
 
 ! Fj/a. Italian. 
 
 I Frif, Why thattisthecaficftofall.forlcantellvihethcj: 
 
 I ■ he hat^c any Ittilianln him cuen by looking on him . 
 I Ptfa. Can you fo, as how? 
 
 I F^'i/Z'. Marry by thefe three poynts J 3 Wanton Eyq. 
 
 1 ^Prideinhis Apparell,andtheDiuelhn his Countenance. 
 
 j. WeIl,GodktcpeniefromtheDiuelinfcckingthisFj'ifw/;- 
 
 ! Stan: Butdoeyou hearemeeMaillcr, what ftiallmy fcL- 
 
 I ldw^''/^'5;0«;'doc,itfccmeshefi>allfcrueforBothingJbutto 
 
 ! put Z4««> into my young Miftreffcs. ExitPpfia.. 
 
 Ptfa, Hence airc,heaceloggcrhcad,bcgoniraiy. 
 And now to you that rcadcs P V<?/^/'Aj', 
 I Packe from my heufe, I doe difcharge thy feruicc^ , 
 
 [ Andconienotnccremydores-, forifthoudoft, 
 
 j , Ikmake thee apubhke example to thc.vyw.ld... 
 i Hfthstj 
 
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AWtm*n will bsuehtr mil. 
 
 c/ilgfif. Well cra&yFox^yoa that worke by vrtc, 
 7treay be, I may liue to fit you yet. Bxit Anrh*. 
 
 PiQu Ahiirra, tbh trickc was fptdc in time, 
 For if but two fuch LefVures more they'd heard. 
 For cuer had their boneil aames been tnzrde: 
 He in and rate them: yet that's not bcft, 
 TheGirlesare wilfoll, and feueritie 
 May make them cardcilc,inad/3i defperatr. 
 What ihalll doe; Oki i b^cfouad it no w. 
 There arc three weahhy Merchants in the Tawne, 
 All Strangers, .aadmy vary fecial! friendc3^ 
 The one of tium is an //<i/uH ; 
 A Frtnch-mM, and a 'Dmcft-mo/i^ he the other : 
 Thcfe three mtyrekydocaife^inyDaughtaSi 
 And therefore meane I, they niaQhauetbctoogaeSy 
 That they eiay anfwevciathcic fetierailLangaage.: 
 But what helpcs that? they muft not ftay fokmg, 
 For whiles they are a learning Langoages, 
 My Englilh Youthsi^boeh wed, and bed them too; 
 Whicb topreuent, lie feeke the Strangersout, 
 Let's looke: tis paft aleaueo. Exchange tim« fitU , 
 There fhall 1 meete them, and conferrc with them, 
 This worke craue&haft, tny Daughters mud be Wedde, 
 For one Months fi<^, (ajrthfarrewell May deo head. 
 
 Extt-^ ■ 
 Enter HofiM, Hti^iAitt, 
 M$d WalgrOMt, 
 Height C^me Gentlemen, w'arealmoftatthehoufe, 
 I prooiifc you this waike ore Tower-hill, 
 Of all the places London can afforde. 
 Hath fweeteftAyre, and fitting our defircs. 
 
 Ham. Good reafoR, fo it leades to Croched-Fry era ^ 
 Whore oXAT^tfitro, and his Daughters dwell, 
 Looke to your fcetc, the broad way leades to Hell : 
 ^Hwy fey Hell flandes below, downc in the deepc, , 
 
'Efigli^-mtn for Ttt'^ wonep'or] 
 
 lie downe that HUI, where (uch good Wenches k^e,, 
 
 Butfirra iWii.what fayes A&f6<?4 to thee ? 
 
 Wilt fadge? wilt fadgc3 What, will it be a match I 
 
 iValg. A match fay you? amifchiefc twill as foone: 
 Sbould I can ^rcebegin to fpeake to her, 
 But I am interrupted by her father. 
 Ha, what fay you ? and then put ore his faourc, 
 A ble to £hadd©w Powla, it is fo great. 
 WcUjtisnoraatter, firrs, thisishisHoufe, 
 Knocke for the Churlc.bid him bring out his Daughter} 
 He, sbloud I will.'though Ihe hanged for it, 
 
 Hfigh. Hoyda,hoydainothing with you but vp ScridCf 
 Youle be within, ere yoa can reach theDore, 
 And haue the Wench, before you compaffe her : 
 You areloo bafticj P<yir» is a man, 
 Nottobefedde with WojfdSj but wonne with Gold. 
 But whe comes heere.? 
 
 Enter t/fntheny. 
 Wajg. Whoin,e^»ir/[!ff»)i our friend; 
 Say man, how fares our Loues? How doth Ui^athta? 
 Can Ihe loue 2^*<^{ ho w doth (he like my fute? 
 Will o\iPtf4ro take Bie for his Sonnej 
 For I thankc God, he kindly takes our Landes, 
 Swearing, Good Gentlemen you (hall not want, 
 Whilft old Ptfaro, and his credite holds : 
 He will be damn'd thcRoagc,beforc he do't? 
 
 H<irt(. Prethytalke milder: let but thee alone, 
 Andithou inonebarehowcr will aske him more. 
 Then hcde remember in a hundred y cares : 
 Come from him vif»/^^w, and fay what new e$? 
 
 -Antho, Thencwcsformeisbaddjandthisitisj 
 ■pZ/^o hath difcharg'd me of his fcruice. 
 
 Heigt). Difcharg'd thee of his feraiccj for what caufe* 
 
 Anth. Nothing.but that his Daughters learne Philofophy. 
 
 Haru. Maydcs Ihould rcadc^thatitteachethinodcflic. 
 
 Antke, 
 
- - AW»r>ntt!twillkaaekerwiff.' ' 
 
 A/aho. I,butIlcfcou(mediocritie, „ 
 
 Aad with effcftuall rcafonj, vrgd your loucii ^m 
 
 WAlg. The Taulc was rinall,w« three wUl to thy Maider v 
 Andbcggethy pardoa. 
 
 Mtbo. Ohjthat cannot l>e, 
 Hc«? hates you farre wopfer.then he hatesraej 
 For all theloue^Jw fhewes, is for your Lands, , 
 Which he hopes fure wirl fall into his hands : 
 YetGentleInen,thiscorafo^^takeofmc,, . r 
 
 His Dau^cer&K>y(ear louts affeS^d be: - o 
 
 Their father is abfOad;th«y three at home^ ' 
 
 Goe chearely in, andceafethatis yourowtte: ~ 
 Andfor tnyfelfe.but grace what i intend. 
 He ouerreach the Chutle,and helpe my Frend. 
 
 H<rff&. Build on ous]ielpes,3tid butdeuifethenieanef. 
 
 Afitho. P«/4r0 did coininaiindF;^^ hitman, 
 ( A fiipple fotte.kept onely bu t for myrth) 
 To in(|j^!|e about in LoHdon fdr a man, 
 That yiCStzFretieh-trM»tXi6i-M^&Wni 
 lilo be(a$ I fuppofc) his Daughters Tutdr : 
 Him if you meete^as like enoMgh you ihall. 
 He will inquire of you of his affayres{ 
 Then make him^nfwere, you three camc&omPWc/,^ 
 And in the middla waikfc, onc^you cTpide, - y 
 
 f^Sorhispurpofc) then-difcribfrthis Cloake^ 
 This Beard and Hatie : for ki this borrowed fhapc, ^ 
 Mu^ Ibeguile and ouer-reach the Foolt t 
 The May4es muft be acquainted with this drifr^ > 
 Th^Dootetloth ope, I dare not (lay reply, 
 LeaO beeing dilcnde : Gen tlemen adue, 
 AB4ihfIp,cJiia)no.w,that oft hath helped y^Ur ■-. Exiti- 
 ., ,; EtitticFhJcotheCltvnie.- 
 
 ' ffS«^ Hcvw no w.&ra, whither are you^oiag? 
 ] Irif. Whither am } going, how &ali I tell y au, when I^ 
 ^notknow my fclfc^ nor vnderliafldiny felf^f c 
 
"Heigh. What doft thou ineanc by that? 
 Frifc. Marry fir, I am fecking a Ncedlti fn a Bdttle of 
 Hay, a Monftcr in the hkneffe oT a Man: tone that in ftcad 
 of good morrow,askcth what Porrige you haue toDin- 
 r\ir,ParlejvoHsJigmourioT\tthztat\itTwi(he$ his fingers, 
 but lickes them cUancwith kiffcsj a clipper of the Kings 
 EngUfh.: and to conclude, an etemall cnemie to all good 
 Language. 
 
 Haru. What's this? what's this / 
 Frif. Doc not you fmcllmcJWell.Ipcrceiue that witte 
 doth not always d w'cl in a Satten-dublet:why,ti$ a Fr^vriEr- 
 man, B afsiMon cue, hovi doe you? 
 
 Haru. I tbankeyou fir, but tell me what wouldefttheu 
 doc with a French'-m/m : 
 
 Frif. Nay f iayth, I would doc nothing with Iiim,vn- 
 ieflc I fct him to teach Parrets to fpeake : marry the bid 
 Afie my Maifter, would haue him to teach his Daughters, 
 though I truft the whole world fees, that there be fuch in 
 his hoiife that can ferue his Daughters turae, as wdl at the 
 ^xoMAef^French-moH : but if you be good laddes,tcll tat 
 where Iraay finds fuch aman? 
 
 Heigh. We will, goe hy« thee ftraight to ftmUt , 
 Xhere fhalt thou finid one fitting thy defire; 
 Thou foone may ft know him, ror his Beard is blackc. 
 Such is his raymem, if thou ruan'ft appace. 
 Thou canft notmifTe hJimFrife*. 
 
 Frif. Lord, Lord, how fhall poore 'Fhr^c9 rev«ard« 
 your rich ty dings Gentlemen : 1 am yours till $htouetew- 
 efday , for then change I my Coppy,5c lookelikcnodiing 
 but Red-Herring Cobbes, and Stock-Fifb) yet He doe 
 fomcwhat for you in the meane time t my MaHlcr fs a< 
 broad,andmy young MiArcfles «thorae:ifyoii can doe 
 any good dq them beifore the French-mm eotne, why fo ? 
 AhGcHtlemea, doc not fufFer a litter of Languages to 
 fpring vp amoagft vs : I muft to the Walke is Ptmles,y oti 
 
 . 'to 
 
1/4 WcmAtf mllhdue htr n>fS. 
 
 to the Vcflric.GentlcHjen,aitoinyfelfe,andfofoortti. 
 
 Exit Frijct, 
 Haru. Fooles tell the truth men fay, and fo may he: 
 Wencheiwe come now,Louc our conduct be. 
 Ned,]s.noc]x.c at the doore: but foft forbeare ^ 
 
 Enter Lawrentia, MtiriM,ttid ^Mttthea. 
 TheCloudebreakes vp,andourthreeSunnesappcare. > 
 To this I fly, fliin e bright my Hues fole flay, 
 And malce grief»'night a gloryous fummers day. 
 Mori. Gentlemen, how welcome you are here, 
 GuefTe by our lookes, for other meanes by feare 
 Preuented ii : our fathers quicke returns 
 Forbidds the welcome, cltewewouldhauedone. 
 ff^alg. MatheA, How thefefaythfuU thoughts obey, 
 Aiat4 No more fwcctloue, Iknow whatthoa would'ft 
 You fay you loueme, fo I wifti you ftill, (fay; 
 
 Loue hath louet hier, being ballancft with good will: 
 But fay) come you to vs, or come you rather 
 To pawne more Lands for mony to our father? 
 Iknow tis fo, aGods name fpend atlarge : 
 What man ? our mariage day will all difcharge; 
 Our father (by his leaue) mufl pardon vs, 
 Age fauc of age, ofnothing can difcufTe: 
 But in our loues .theproucrbe weele fulfill 4 
 Women and Maydes, muft alwayes haut ihdr wilL 
 Heigh, Say thou as much, and adde life to thijCoinfe, 
 Law. Your felfe & your good news doth mareeaforce: 
 How thefehauefet forth loue by all their wittc, 
 I fweare in heart, I more then double it. 
 Sifters be gtad,forhe hath madeitplaync. 
 The meanes to get our Schoole-maifter agikine: 
 But Gentlemen, for this time ceafe our loues. 
 This open ftreete perhaps fufpition moues, 
 Fayne wc would fiay, bidy<»u walkeinmorerathdr^, 
 
 B3. B«l 
 
'AWeminwillhdtieherwiB, 
 
 %rafidc ioye you giaeme («:onM)«aec fal go hdme to yofir 
 Houfe, fal eat your Bakon, fal eat your Becfe, and dial 
 '■' tacke de Wench, de fine Damoy fella. 
 
 Tifa. You fliall,and weicoinej welcoMCTis my foules 
 'But were my third Sonne fweetc ny^luaro hccre. 
 Wee would notftayanhe^xchangc to day, 
 But bye vs home and there end our affayres. 
 ■ Enter t^fmff, and Twer/en. 
 
 tMeore; Good day maifter Pifitro, ' ■ ^^ 
 
 '•'Pifd. Maifter Moore, marry with all thy heart good 
 ' morrow^|Whatnewes?Whatnewes/ 
 
 Moore, This Mar chant becrcmy friend, w6uld fpeake 
 '<^»ithyou. 
 
 Tower. Sir.thiiiolIy South-wefl wind with gentlebUft> 
 ' Hath (&iucn home our long expe Hei Shippes, 
 All laden with the wealth of ample J'p«ffr, 
 ' And but a day is paftlince they ariude 
 ' SafcFyat^Amwmrr^, wherethey yet abide. 
 
 P^a, Thankesistot>fraalIaeaerdonforruchnewes. 
 How like you this Ncwes friends » Maifter Vandalie, 
 "Heer's fomewhat towards for ray Daughters Do wrie: 
 Heer's fomewhat more then we did yet expcA. 
 
 Tower. But heare you fir, my bufinefleis not done; 
 From thefe fame Shippes I did receiue thefe lines, 
 And thercidclofde tnis fame Bill of exchange, 
 ^o pay at fight \ if fo you plcaicaccept it. 
 
 Pifiu Accept it, why ? Wharfir fhould I accept, 
 Haue you receiuefl Letters, and not I? 
 ^^btre ii tbi< lazieTtllaine,this flow Poafii 
 What.briDgi beeuery man his Letters home. 
 And tiukei meeoo todic ( does hee,does bee? 
 1 wouldflothaueyOH^ring me counterfeit} 
 iW if y ou d^ejaUiire you I fball fiaell it>- 
 \ Jcnow my Faftori writing well enough, 
 
 tmr, XandoefirjthcafceydwFa^ariwnQi^: , 
 
 ._.J 
 

 ,, =:■ ^terH4rftk,ff^grafte,9niHeighm.[ 
 What Maift«fir^rrf»<?,ancIo)y otherfrindcst,. 
 You are grow^e ftfaag«rs to y^w houfe, 
 IprayinakeboWwiduaaft* ' 
 
 «^4//^. I, withy our Daughters / 
 You may be fworne, wedc beat bold as.nia>y bc^ 
 P//^, Would jfQu hauepught withrae,! prajf now fpeak. 
 
 Hei^h. Sir, IthiQkeyouvndcrftattd:ourfut,c, 
 By tb«! reipftpifta we hauchad to y O.U ! 
 Gentlemen you Kndw, muft want no Coyne, ' 
 HoJ ir.i they flaaes vnCQ is,^ when they hauc : 
 You may pe?«iue our miads 5 What fay you to'tl 
 
 P//"^. GentlcmCjaalU ^MJcyoiiaJf: .jchf.ii.V- 
 
 Which more to manifcftithii arcer noono . -'■■' 'nf 
 Betweenc the howcrsof two andtkre^rcpaice to mp^} , 
 Andwereit haliethefiibftancethatlhaH*, V ...I 
 Whilftitismine, tis youfstocoratnaundo. ".■. 
 
 Bu tGe0.tlejn€o,aiS I hauc cegard to y ou, 
 So doe I with y-OufU hauc refpeft to raac r 
 You,kn9W that all of VI ar ejnottalliBea, 
 Subic A to change and muliabiiiue ; 
 Youmay,oi; iBffiayjfoonepitch orcthcPcarchj^ 
 Or fojOr fOjhau&coatEaBycroJjas J 
 Wherefore ldeiealcbutHiecrceC[uitie,' .-.i vrji>A .-, 
 That fome thing may betwixt vib« to ffvew: : 
 
 Hei^h. M.^eT^o^Vviibin thi!(two.nioad«wicfapttcfai1»^ 
 We will repay. :.-..: ■ 
 
 Browne. GQdfaue yotiGcntieiDen. .'. .ii;onh;n:./.v 
 CjentlemeH. Gooditnoanowfio. r ' 
 
 *?;/<«. What M^^Sw^aBij, the onelymaalwifhtfoB,. 
 %>:;«your pacclallifvvhait lluU:lha\u thefcClip&tbos ; 
 
AWom4'i vfill hxue hermll. 
 
 For I would fihip them ftraightaway for j'wWi? : 
 Idoewi(}i you my Mony fore another. 
 
 Brow. Fayth you know ray price fir, ifyonhaae thena. 
 
 ^i[A. Youarc todcarc in fadncfle, miiftcr Heigham : 
 You were about to fay fomcwhat.pray procccde. 
 
 Heigh. Thcnthis it was : tbofc Landej that are not 
 igergag'd 
 
 Enter Pofi. 
 
 Pofi, God bUffc your worihip. 
 
 Ptptro. Imuft crauc pardon; Ohfirra, are you comer 
 
 iValg. Hoyda.hoyda; Whats the matter now 5 
 Sure.yonder fellow will be toinv. in pceces. (about: 
 
 HoTK. Whats hec, fwcete youths; that fo they flockcj^ 
 What old Pifaro tainted with this madncHe ? 
 
 Heigh. Vponmylifc, tiifomcbody bringesnewcs J 
 TJjeCouttcbreakcsvp.and wcefliali know their Coun- 
 Lookc, lookc, how bufely they fall to reading. (fell : 
 
 Pifa. I am the laft, yon fhould haue kept it ftill : 
 Well, we fliall fee what newcs you bring with you ; 
 Our duty prcmifed, and wehauefcst vnto your worfliip 
 Sackc, fiuill Oylcs, Pepper, Barbery fugar, and fuch other 
 commodities as vye thought molt re^uifite, we wanted 
 mony therefore wearcfaync to take vp joo.l.ofMaifier 
 "tawerfons man, which by a bill of Exchange fcnt to hiro, 
 we would requeft your worfihip pay accordingly. 
 ' I ou {haU commaund fir, you fhall commaundc fir. 
 The newcs here is, that the En glilh fliipcs, the Fortune, 
 your fliipCjthcaducnture and good luckc of London coa- 
 fting along by Itdy Towards 7«^-^, were fet vponby to 
 Spmijh-gallns, what became of them we know not, but ; 
 doubt much by rcafon of the weathers calmncflc. 
 
 Pifa How ill fix to one the weather calmc, 
 Now aforeGod who would not doubt their fafety, 
 Aplaguc v^on\.\\t(i^pi!iniJh-gM Pirattes, 
 ^ C. Raring 
 
 .J 
 
p- 
 
 Were halfc fuch terrour to the aniickc world, 
 As thefe fame anticke Villaidfis now of late, 
 WiutrmAtxiit Straigkst^Ni-xXSpaifie and 'Bar^Aty^ * 
 
 Terver Now fir,what doth your Factors letters fayf 
 
 Ti/^. Marriehefaith,thefcwitlcflcluckIcflcdoult«, 
 'Haucmct.and arc befct with j;p/«w))& Gallics, 
 As they did failc along by Zr^j/c : 
 What a boti made the dolts nccrclta/j, 
 ■ Could they not kccpc the coA^oiBar^ay, 
 -7?Or hauing paR it,gone fbr7r«^»^, 
 
 Beeing on the other fide of i'w/r, ' 
 
 ■Ai neerc, as where they were vntd the Straight: 
 For by theGloabc,both2«^o^'andit, 
 Lie from t\\t Straights fometwentie fiucdegreesj 
 And each degree makes three-fsorecnglifh miles? 
 
 Tower. Very true fir : But it makes nothing to my Bill 
 of exchange : this dealing fits not one of your account, 
 
 'PifA. And what fits yourssa prating wrangling toung, 
 A womans ceafelefiie and inceflant babling, 
 That fees the worldtarnd topfie turuiewith me^ 
 Yet hath not fomuch wittc to ftay a while, 
 Till I &6mone my late exccfsiue lofTe. 
 
 Walg. S'woundj tis dinner time,Ile ftay no longer; 
 Harkc y ou a word fir. 
 
 Ftfa. I tell you fir, it wouldhauc made you whine 
 Worfe then iffiiooles of luckleffe croking Rauens, 
 ' Had ceafd on you to feed their fami/ht paunches : 
 Had you heard aewes of fuch a rauenous rout, 
 Ready to ceafc on halfe the wealth you hauc. 
 
 fFaL Sbloud you might haue kept at home & be hangd. 
 What a pox care I. EmeraPofl. 
 
 Tofi. God fauc your worfliip,alittlcmoHy and fo forth. 
 
 Pifa. Butmcnarefenceleflcnowof others woe. 
 This ftony age is^rowne fo ftony harted, 
 , Thatnonercfpeftsthcirneighboursraiferies, 
 
AWomariwiUhanehermll. \ 
 
 jjnpifii (as Poets doc) that Saturnes ximti 
 
 The long oat worne world wcarcinvfcagaine, i 
 
 Ti]at men might fay k without impediment. 
 
 Pofl. I marry fir that were a merry world in«kcde, I 
 would hope to gettc more mony of your worfliip in one 
 quarter ofa ycare,then J can doe now in -a whole t\y«luc» 
 moneth. Snter'Btilfir.o. 
 
 Ealfa. Mairtcr Tifira how I haue runne about; 
 How i haue toy Id to day to (inJe you out, 
 At hotne, abroade, at this mans houfe, at that. 
 Why I was here an ho wer agoe and more. 
 Where I was tould you were^but could notfinde you,; 
 
 Piji*. Fay th fir J was here butwasdriuenhome^ 
 Hcres fiich a<oramon hant of Cra^k-ropc boyef , , _ 
 That what for feare to hauem'appardlfpoyld, 
 Ormy Ruffes durtcd, or Eyes ftruckeout : 
 Idare not walk» where people doe expe^ raee: 
 Well, thing$v.l thiBke)might be betterlookt vnta, 
 And fuclrCoyne tOj which i&beftdivde on Knaue^, 
 Which (?iould, but doc not fee things be reformd, 
 Mightbcimploydeto many better vfei : 
 Bufwhatof bcardiefTe Boyes,or fucli like traftj<; 
 The Sfanijb. Gallies • Oh,a vengeance en them. 
 
 Pofi. Maffe, this man Jiath thelucke on't. I thinkel cajt-. 
 fcarceeuer come to him for money, but this a vengeance 
 on, and that a vengeance on't, dotWo trouble him, that I. 
 can get no Coyne: Well.a vengeance on't formy part) for 
 he /hall fetch the next Letters him feUc. 
 
 "Bromie. Iprsthee.when thinkfttfioutheShips willbe . 
 come about from///w«w«^^.? pefl. Nextwcekc.Gr. 
 Heigh, Came you fir from vf;>/tt«f lately J 
 PoH. I fir J Why aske you that/ 
 H-n.Marry fir.thou feemcs to haue bin in the hot countries, 
 thy face looks folike a peeceof ruUy Bacon : had thy Hofl 
 at/'/!>wwa<^tneatenoughinthehoufc,whcthouwcrtihercJ 
 Pff/?. What though he had not fir} buthchad,how thcnJ- 
 G % H^ruit 
 
'Engli^-fntftfermymdmper] 
 
 Hartt. Marry thanke God for it; for otherwifc he 
 
 would douNtlcs haue Cut thee out in Railicrs to hauc eaten 
 
 ^thcc ; thou ioofc'fl as thou weart through broyld already. 
 
 Pofi. Youhauefaydfirs butlamuomcatcforhis mo- 
 ing, nor yours neither: If I had you in place where, you 
 fliould find me toiigh enough in difgeftion, I warrant you, 
 
 TV^ffr, What will you fwagger firra, will ycc fwaggcr? 
 
 Brsrv. Ibcfcech you Sir. hold your hand j Gctte home 
 yee patch, canaot you fuffcr Gentlemen left with you ? 
 
 Pofl. Idc teach him a Gentle trickc and I had him of the 
 burfe 5 but He watch him a good turne I warrant him. 
 
 Moor. AfTure yee mai,fter7Vw?y»», I cannot blame him, 
 I warrant you it is no eafic lofTe 5 
 How thinks you maifter Stranger ? by ray fay th fir. 
 Therms twentie Marchants will be forry for it, 
 That iliall be partners with him in bis lofTc. 
 
 Stra. Why fir, whats the matter. 
 
 Mtor. The Spanifli-gallies hauj; bcfcttc ©ur fliippcs. 
 That lately were bound out for iT/nW, 
 
 March. What not ? I promifc you I am forry for it. 
 
 Walg. What an old AlTc is this tokecpe vs here : 
 Maifter7'//2tr<', pray difpatch vs hence. 
 
 Pifa. Maifter VandaUe I confefle I wronge yoii 5 
 But Jle but talke a word or two with him,^and flraight 
 turne to you. 
 Ah fir, and how then yfay th ? 
 
 Heigh. Turne to vs.turne to theGallowesif yew will, 
 
 Haru. Tis Midfomer-Moone wilth him : let him alone. 
 He call's NedfVAl^OKe, Maifter VintLUle. (P^". 
 
 Wdg. Let it be ftirouetidc, He not flay an yache maifter 
 
 Pifr. What (lieuld you fcarc : cndc as I hauc vo w'd be- 
 So now againc \ my Daughters flialbe yours : (fore, 
 And therefore 1 befeech you and your fciendes, 
 Dcferrc your bufincfTe till Dinnertime} * 
 And what youd fay, kecpe it for tdble talke. 
 
AWoiftArtmllhauehermS, 
 
 }Jm-h. MarficandfliaUjarightgoodraotion; 
 Sirrj.oldPf/Jrroisgrownekindoflate, 
 And in purcloae,hai:b bid vs home to dinner. 
 ^ Height Goodncwesintruth.'Butwherforeartthou fad.' 
 
 fVdg. For fcarc the flauc ere it be dinner time, 
 Rertiembring what he did^rctall his word : 
 For by his idle fpeaches, you may fweare. 
 His heart was notconfed^at with histongue. 
 
 HarH. Tut neuer doubt, kccpe i^omacks till anone, 
 And then we /hall hauecates to fecde vpon. 
 
 Pifa. Well fir, fince things doe fall fo crofely out, 
 I muftdifpofenjyfelfc to patience : 
 But for your bufinclTejdoe you aflure your felfe. 
 At my rcpayring homefrom the Exchange, 
 He feta helping hand vnto the fame. 
 
 Eater lyflu^o the Jtaltan. 
 
 Atfti*. 'BonfHrno(igneoMrPadre,vi\\y bcdemalancolhefo 
 much, and graue inyoua:wat Newos makeyou looke 
 fonaugrht' 
 
 Pifa. Naught is too good an cpithite by much, 
 For te diftinguifli fiich centrarioufoetTe : 
 Hath notfwift Fame told you our flow faildcShippcs 
 Haue been ore-taken by the fwift faileGallies, 
 And all my carcd-for goods within thclurch 
 Of that fame Catrerpiller brood oiSpmne. 
 
 AlttA. Signor fi, how de Spaaiola haue almofl tacke de 
 Ship datgo for Turkietmy Pader.harke yoB me on word, 
 I haue receiu« vn lettre from my Faftor de yinmfi,dit after 
 vn piculo battalion, for vn halfe ho wre de come a Winde 
 fra de North, & de Sea go tnmblc here, 5c tumble dare, dat 
 makede Gallles run away for feare be almoft drowndc, 
 
 Pifa. How fir } did the Winde rife at North, and Seas 
 waxe rough : and were the Gallies therefore glad to fly ? 
 
 iilH. Sigoior fi,&dc Skip go dritc on dc Ifcola dc Candj, 
 C3 'Pf^'. 
 
EngUfh'men for my mmt) : or\ 
 
 Tifii. Wcrtthounotmyv^/w^romybeleued, 
 One whom I know does dcarely count of race, 
 Much fliould I doubt me that feme fcoffing lackc, 
 Had fen t thee io themiddeflof all my gricfcs. 
 To tell a feigned taleof happy lucke./ 
 
 u4lfiit. Wil you«o bc1euucmc.'feedarcdan/cc delettre,. 
 
 Pifa. Whatis this vvorldj or what this ftate of nun, 
 How in tenement curft,in a trice bleft?, ^ 
 
 But^yen now my happie ftatc gaa fade. 
 And now againc.ray ftatc is happie made, 
 My Goods all fafe,iny Ships all fqapt avyay * 
 And none to bring me ncwcs of fuch goodlucfee, 
 But vvhom,theHcauenshauemarktto bemy Sonne i 
 Were I a Lord as yctn^i Alofander, 
 None (hptfld more willingly be made mineHcyre 
 Then theethou golden tpngue.thou^ good-newcs teller- 
 loy (lops my mouths • 7'he Exchange'Bellrwgt, 
 
 Binlfa., M, P^o.the day is latc,thc Bell doth ringt 
 Wiltpleafe you haftcn toperformc this biifineffc? 
 
 VifA. WhatbufinefTefirjGodsmce.Icryyouroercie: 
 Pocit, yesfir, you jfhallcoranrtaund mettiore.. 
 
 "Tower. I3utfir,Whatdoeyou raeane, doe yoH intend - 
 To pay this Bill, or clfe to palter with mee/ 
 
 Tifa. Marry God flicild.that I fliouid palter with you: 
 Idoeacceptic,and cotrc when you pkafc} 
 Ypu OiaUhauemoncy.youfiialihaucyonrtfioney due. 
 ) 'Pofl, \ befeccliyourwor.iliip,toconfidcrmee. 
 
 Pifk. Oh,youcannotcoggeiGo,e to, take that, 
 Prav for my life : pray that 1 hauegood lucke, 
 Andthoufhaltfee.Iwillnotbethy worftmaifter. 
 
 Poji. Marry God blefle your Worlhipjl came in happy 
 time; What, a French crowne?fureheckn.owcs not what, 
 he docs ; Well, lie bcgoB,leaIl he remember himfelfe, and 
 £akcitfrommeagaino- ExitfPeJt. 
 
 Ftfa Corns onmy.hds,M.F'arida/U,{wec!tCoancA/ff'fr?t 
 
 Com®-, 
 
"J 
 
 AWomMwiUhatteherwil!. s«| 
 
 '^Cb^t don Balf^o,\ci% be iogging home 
 ^Birlakcnfirj,Ithink€ti$oneaclocke. ^ ' 
 
 ExttPifiiro^Balfaro,Aluiiro,Belien,aHaVitHdaUe. 
 ^rw. Come M.>f/wr<',th'Exchange is w axen thin, 
 Ithinkeitbenwegetvshometo dinner. 
 
 Moor. I know that lam lookt for long ere this: 
 'CoMeinaiftcrT'wifr/cwJet's walke along. 
 
 ZxH MtorefBrcwtteyrewcfoatSttanffti^iianhMt, 
 
 Heigh, And i? you be fo hot vpon your dinner. 
 Your beft way is.to haftc Pf/iro on. 
 For he is cold enough.and flow enough) 
 He hath fo late digcAed fuch coldnewes. 
 
 Walg. Maryandfliall.'HeareyoumaifterP^/ifi?. 
 
 Horn. Many F<(^«heere: Why how now iVir^ 
 Where is your (J^att'y our welcome, and good chearcf 
 
 Wj^, Swo-unds.lets follow him; why fray weheerc? 
 
 Hesgh, NaypretheeiV<r<^Wi^.lct$bethinkeourfelucs, 
 There's no fuch hafl:e,we toay come time enough: 
 Ac firft Pi/oro bade vs come to hira 
 Twixt two or three a clocke at after noonc? 
 Then was he old 7*<72«ro : but fincc then, 
 What with his gricfefor ]o(re,and ioy for findingj 
 He^ quite forgat himfelfe, when he did bid vs, 
 And after ward forgat, that he had bade vs. 
 
 ff^a/g. I care not, I reroember't well enough: 
 iRee bade vs home} and I will goe, that's flat, 
 To teach him better witte another time. 
 
 H«r«. Heer'le beagallantieft,whenwecomethcrc, 
 To fee how maz*d the gree4ie chuffe will loofke 
 Vpon the nations,fe£ls,aad faftions. 
 That now haue borne him company to dinner * 
 But harkc you, lets not goe to vexe the manj 
 Prethee fweet Nedleti tarry, doe not goe, 
 
 fp'alg. Noigoc ? indeed you may doc whatyou plcafc} 
 |lcgoc,that's flat : aay,l amgon alreadie^ 
 / ' Stay 
 
' BngUfn'men for mj money : otj 
 
 Stay you two, aadconfider further of it. i^ 
 
 Height NayaUwillgoe,ifone:Iprctbecftayj ^ 
 
 Thou rt fuch a rafli ana giddie headed youth. 
 
 Each Stone's aThornejHoyda.heskipsforhaftcj 
 
 young Harme did but icftj i know heclc goc. 
 JValg. Nay.hcHiaychufeforinee: Butifhewil/, 
 
 Why does he not? why {lands he prating ftill J 
 
 If youle goc,cfflmc : ifnot, fare-well ? 
 
 Haru. HieraPoafl-horfcfor him(gcntleFr<«BCi^J 
 
 Heer-s haftc, and ttiorc hafte then a haftie Pudding; j 
 
 You niad-raan,mad-cap,wild-oatci ) wc are for you, 
 ' Itbootes not ftay, when you intend to goc. 
 
 L fT/e/^. Come away then. Eximi.\ 
 
 %i Enter Pifaro.Aliiarojyelion^tmdVandalle. 
 
 \ T;y2!. A thoufand welcomes frieHdc$:MonfierI><r/«»», 
 
 ' Ten thoufand Ben- venues vnto your fclfe, 
 
 S\^n\oTAtMro,Mz\^cry'^ncialle; 
 
 Proude am 1, that my roofc containcs fuch FHendj. 
 
 Why (JHdll, Lttreritia, Matth j Where be thefeGirlcsJ ' 
 Enter the three Sijlers, 
 
 Liucly my Girles, and bid thcfc Stratjeers welcome; 
 
 Tt^'^yarc myfricnds.yourfricndj.anaourwcl-willers: 
 
 You cannot tell wiiat good youmay haucon them. 
 
 Gods^Ticc, Why ftirrc you not ? Harke in your eare, 
 
 Thefe be chcmen the choyfc qf many millions. 
 
 That I your carefull Father hauc prouided 
 
 To be your Husbands : therefore bid them welcome. 
 yl/<?A^, Nay by my troth, tis not the guy fe ofmaydcs, 
 
 TogiueaflaueringSalutetoraen: (ajide^ 
 
 If thcfc fwectc youths hauenot the wit'tc to doe k, 
 
 Wcebauethchoneflietolctthemftand. . 
 \ Vanda. Gods fskcrlin, dats vn-fra raeskin, Monfieur 
 
 'Z)^//o«dar€d5Grcte frciller, dare wodeiczenc,tis vn-fra 
 
 Daughter, darchebicfo longloude, darcHebmy defirc 
 
 folonggeweft. 
 
 ■ • AluAr* 
 
Atu^. hhVnai, 'Ej)w*,Ttalia:FriibtncM, A^h^era'^fiO^WV 
 4^i orbe can Hicvir fo much hUt^, vn-emiwte di fecunial 
 ' . Mddonade grMuUkerftK. „ 
 
 Tielio. CcrtcsmedinckeJc mine dcpctetacb little An- 
 . gloifc, dcme Miti-cffc ^^/wnc is Vn nettc, vn becucs^ vn &a, 
 ctYn'tcadraDatnofellai w- • . • 3 ' •.-i-.i.;.,. ,>-..<«* 
 Pifiu WhatStockj,whatfionc!,whatfcntcItrTrniick» 
 bcthcfc? , - 
 
 When as 1 bid jou fpeake, you hold your tongue i 
 When I bid peace,thcnxaQ you prate, and chat, ' i i V 
 And gofiip rfiutg'Octoo, fpeake and bid wclaJmej'^ i:>.T: , ' 
 Of (as I liuc) yon were as good you did. . ", ' 
 
 May'i. I cannot tdl what Langwago 1 fhoafd Tpeakc : 
 Yf I fpeake Engiijh. (as I caa none other) 
 They cannot vnderftandmcc,normy welcome. ;- 
 
 4lua. BelU Madona/iirt is no language fo dulce t, dulcS- 
 dat is fweete.as dc language, riatyou fl>iall fpeake, and dc 
 vcIlcomedatyoufalfay,falfaewtllknow pcrfayrcmentc.' 
 ' Mm, Pray (if. What is ail this in Eff^Ay?.; 
 
 Alna. D«"Jrfa.fa| veil tc*/ls you vat dat isy jnd if you fal 
 pleafc,! wilJteafh you toparler /r<j/ww. 
 
 /e^. y^nd thatmce thiniccs fir.not without need: 
 And with /mA'4», to a Childcs obedience, 
 With fuch dcfire fo fcekc to pleaCe theirParentj, 
 As others farre more vertuous then them felucs 
 Doe dayly flriue to doe : But tis no matter, 
 He fhortly pull your haughtic flomacks downc: 
 He teach y oii vrge your Father} roakc you runne, 
 When I bid runac : and fpeake, when I bid fpeake ■ 
 Whatgreatcrcrofricancarefullparentshaae {kno'chmthin 
 Then careleffe Children. Stirreand fecAMhoknotks? 
 Enter Haruie^fValgraue, and Heigh am. 
 ff^algy. Good morrow to my good Miftris UUathea. 
 Mathe.fiiigood a fT/orrow.to the morrow giuer. 
 PJfa. A murrcfl, what make thefc? Whatdo they hecrc.? 
 
Ettglifhmett ftr my minej .• ' tr, 
 
 JJei^h. You fee inaiftcrPi/^»,we are bold gueftei. 
 You could haue bid no furermen then wee. 
 
 Pifa. HarkeyouGentlemenjIdidcxpeftyou 
 At after noGnc,not before two a clocke. 
 
 Hath, Why fir.if you plcafe, you fliall haue vt hcere at . 
 two a clocke, at three a cloc ke, at foure a clock j nay till to 
 morrow this time: yet I afltire you^ fir, wee came not to 
 yourhoufe without inuiting. 
 
 Pifa. WhyGentlemen,lpray who bade you now? 
 Who cucrdid it,fure hath done you wrong : , 
 
 For fcarcely coiild you come to worfercheare. 
 
 Heigh. It was your owne felfc bade vs to your cheare. 
 When you were bufie with "B/tl/aro t3\kmg\ 
 You bade vs ceafe our fuites till dinner time. 
 And then to vfc it for our table talke ; 
 And wee I warrantyou, ar e as fore as Steele. 
 
 Pija. AB)urrenonyourfelues,andfarencstoo: 
 How am I croft: Gods mee, what /hall 1 doe, 
 This was that ill newes of the if^^Mf/S Pirats, 
 That fo difturb'd mec : well, I muft diflembk. 
 And bid them welcome ; but for my Daughter! 
 He fend them hence,tbey (hall not (land and prate. 
 Well my Mailtcr s.Gentlemen.and Friends, 
 Though vnexpefted.yet moft heartily welcome; 
 (Welcome with a vengeancejbut for your cheare. 
 That will be fmall : yet too too much for you. 
 LMali, in and get things rcadie. 
 
 Loffrentia, hid Mattilm lay the Cloth, take rp the Meate : 
 Loeke ho w (he ftirres j you fullen Elfe,you Callct, 
 I* this the haftc you make* Exeum Marina & LaurentU. 
 Alua. SignorP^/Qro.nefoiat/omalcentento dc Gendc* 
 woman your filigola did parler but a litella to, de gentle 
 homay our graundc <!»»/«. 
 
 Pifa. But thatgraunde<!W/<:«,isyourgraunde ittimico: 
 Onc.if they be (uffrcd to parlar, 
 
 ' ^ ^ Will 
 
A WomM will kme htr wilt. 
 
 Will poll yoUjI and pill you of your Wife : 
 They looe togeather : and the other two, 
 Loues her two Sifters : but tis ondy you 
 Siali crop the flower, that they eneeme fo much. 
 
 AliM, Do dcy fo \ veil let mc lone, fal fee me giue dcra 
 de fuch graund mockc,fal be (hamc oFdemfetues. 
 
 Ft/*, Doc(ir,Ipray youdoci fetluftily vpoaihetn, 
 And lie be ready ftill to fccond you. 
 
 fVatg. But Cl^^tt.Mt thou fo mad ajto turne French? 
 
 Mdth, Y« marry when two Sunday cs coin* together^ 
 ThinkcyouIIeltarnc to fpeake this gibbcridgc, 
 Or the Pigges language? Why, if I fall ficke, 
 Thcylc fay , the "French [et-cetera.) infefled mcc. 
 
 P(fa, Why how now Minion}what,is this your feruicc? 
 Your other Sifters bufic are imploydc, 
 And you ftandcjdlc : get you in^or. Ekit Mathen, 
 
 WfUg. Yf you chide hcr.chidc mc (M. Vifurt : 
 For but for mee,ftie had gon ia long fince. 
 
 Pifa. I thinkc ftic had : for wc arc fprights to fcare her; 
 But er'i be long, He driue that humor from her. 
 
 Ali^a. Signor,methincktyou foudnomackedewenilie 
 fo hardce, fo difobcdient to de padre as ditt madona Matr. 
 
 ft^alg. Sigi»or, mc thinkes you fliould Icarnc to fpcak«, 
 before you fiiould be fo foolc'hardy, as to woe fuch a 
 Maydenasthat MadoH/tdfMtf 
 
 Delsa. Warrcnt you Monficur^hc falparle wen you fal 
 flande out the dourc. 
 
 Ham. Harke you Monfieur.yow would willi y eur fclfe 
 halfc hang'd,y ou were as furc to be let in as hec. 
 . Van. Mackc no doubt dc fignor ^!mSil do vel enough 
 
 Heigh, perhaps fo:butttie thinks your bcft way were to 
 fliip your felfc for Stoad, and there to batter your fclfe for a 
 cotBmodity J for I can tell you,you are here out of liking. 
 
 Pifa.. The worft pcrbappcs diflike him, but the bell 
 cilcemehiflabeft. 
 
 Pi H4ru. 
 
TJartt. But by your patience {Tr.mcc thinks Honc 
 fliouM know better who's Lord,then the Lady. 
 
 Alua. Den dcLacly, vat Lady? 
 
 Earn. Marry fir, the Lady let hcr alone : one that 
 xncancs to let you alone for ftarc of trouble. 
 
 Pifa. Eucry man as he may : yet fonictimcs the blinde 
 maykatchaHare. 
 
 Hetgh. Ifir.buthcwillfirfteatcmanyaFly: 
 You know it muft be a wondcr.if a Crab catch a Fowle. 
 
 V^d, Maerhort ens i if he Scic &monfier2)^//«>be4?l 
 Crab, we falkafli de Fowle wel genough.lwarrentypu. ' 
 
 IFalg. I, and the Foole well enough I warrant youj 
 And much good may it doe yee. 
 
 Alaa. Mee dincke fuch a piculo man as you be,fal haue 
 no de fuch grande lucke madere. 
 ' Deiio. NondaMonfieur, and he be fo grandma amorour 
 opdcDamofclla,hefalh3ue^<m'</^»de witt Wenlhein 
 dcKichinebymaiterP</4r«Icaue. 
 
 TVa/^. By M , Pifarct \es\K,MeHfieur lie mumble you,ex- 
 cept you leartic to know, whom you fpeakc to : I tell thee 
 Francois, Ilehaue(maugre thy teeth) her that /hall raak^ 
 thee gnafh thy teeth to want. 
 
 Pift. Yet a manmay want of his will, and bate an Ace 
 dfhis wifli : But Gentlemen, euery man as his lucke feru^s, 
 ?ndfo agreewce*,! would not haac you fall out In my 
 houfe ; Come, cotoe, all tWt Was in icft, now lets too't ii^ 
 earncft; Imeanewith our teeth, and try who's the bell 
 Trencher-man. Exentit. 
 
 Enter Prifio. 
 
 Frifc. Ah firra, now I know, what manner of thing 
 fowlesh J I did fo marie afore whatit was out of all count .- 
 For my maiftcr would fay, Would I had Powtes full of 
 Gold. My young Miftreffes, and Grimkin our Taylor, 
 would wifh they had Povcles fnW of Needles : I, one askt 
 <ny fljaifter halfc a y acd of Freeze to make me a Coatc and 
 *^.u hce 
 
j4 Womdnwill haite her wtS. * 
 
 |ieecricIewhoopcholIy-<lay, itwas big enough to make 
 /'(w/waNight-gownc. Ihaucbecn told,thatDukeH»m- 
 fricdweWci here, andthathekeeptopcDboufc,andthata 
 braucfortofCaminilcres dine with him euery dayj now 
 ifl could ice aiiy vifion in the world towards dinner, I 
 would fctin a footcs But the b«Ais,atheauncicnt Eng- 
 lilh romainc Orator (mh,So-lMne-men,Mi/ers, Howferviues, 
 and lo foorth : the bef) is,that I haue great flore of coinpa- 
 nie that doc nothing but goevp and downc, and goe vp 
 and downe, and make a grumbling togcather, that the 
 iBcateis fo long making readie : WcIJ,ifI could meete 
 this fcuruic FrcnchnMn, they ftiould flay met, for I would 
 bcgonchomci 
 
 Enter zA*tth«ny. 
 
 Antho, I bcfeech you Mfnjleur, giue mec audience. 
 
 Frifc. What would you hauc? W hat fliould I giue you? 
 
 Antho. Pardon,nr mine vnciuill and prcfumptuousin- 
 trufion, who indeauour nothing lefle, then to prouokc or 
 exafpcrat you again fl race. 
 
 Trifc. They fay, a word to the Wife is enough : fo by 
 this litle fr<rwc/) that he fpeakes, T fee hee is the very man I 
 fcekefor : Sir,I pray what is your name/ 
 
 Antr:o I am nominated Mmfteur Lc Muuche, and reft at 
 your^(j«feruice, 
 
 Trifc. I vnderfland him partly 5 yea, and partly nay : 
 Can you fpeake ^rcnchfContentporevoHtmonp^-u-rMadomo. 
 
 Antho, Ifl could notfir, Ifhould iii vodcrftand you: 
 you fpeake the bcft French that euer trodevpon Shoe of 
 Leather. 
 
 Frtfc. Nay,T can fpeake more Languages then that: 
 This is Italian,is it not? NeUajlurde QurteKAna. 
 
 i^ntho. Yes fir, and you fpeake it hke a very Naturall. 
 
 Frifc. I belecueyou well : now for Dutdb: 
 Dnckj de doe watt hehyeege l)roHght. 
 
 D 3 Anih^, 
 
AMtho. I pray flop your ia9uth,fotI neucrheard Aick 
 2>«/rl? before brocht. 
 
 Frfc. Nay I thinkc yeu baue not met with no pezant t 
 Hearcyou M. LMoufe, (fo your name is I take it) Ihaue 
 confixleredofyoarlearninginthefeaforefaiij Languages, 
 and find yoiirearon able: So>fo, now this it the matter; 
 Can you take the eafe to teach thefc Tongues to two or 
 three Gentlewomen of mine acquaintance^ and 1 wiU fee 
 you paide for your labour. 
 Atttho. Yes fir, and that mo A willingly. 
 Frif. Why iheaM.^tfwyr.to their vfc,I .entertaine yee^ 
 which had not been butfor the troubles of the world, that 
 Jmyfclfehaiieno leafureto Hiew my skill: Well fir, jl 
 youlcpleafctowalkc withmc,Hc bring youto them. 
 
 Exemt, 
 Enter Ltlttrentitt,<Ji{armA,aai Mtithea^ 
 
 Z4«rfM. Sir till dinners done; not I, I fweacc t 
 Shall Iftay ?.tiilhebelch imomineeares . 
 Thofcrufticke Phrafej,and thofe Dutch French tearmcs^ 
 Stammerine halfe Sentences dogboltElioqucncc: 
 And when hehathnoloucfor-footh^why then 
 Hee teis me Clothes deare at /imverpe,ind the mea. .^ 
 Of yfff;/?fri:il<a»hauc lately made alaw, . 
 
 That none but 2)«?^^ as hec.may trafEckctherc: 
 Then ftandes he ftill and ftudies what to fay^^ . 
 And after fome halfe heure^becaufe the Afle 
 Hopes (as he thinkes) I fliall not contradict: hin^ 
 Hec tels me that my Father brought him to me, 
 AndxhatJ muftperformc my Fathers wilL 
 Well good-man Goofc-cap,whcn thou wocftagainCi 
 Thou ihalt haue fimpleeafc. for thy Loues paine. 
 
 Mathe, Alas poorc Wench, Iforrow for thy hap^, 
 To fee how thouart clog'd with fuch a Dunce : 
 Forfooth my-Sire hath fitted mc farre better, 
 My Frenchmm comes vpon »; with the S<t,ft,fa) 
 
 , . Swec";-! 
 
 J 
 
'AW4fHMtwtllh/mef}erwi5. 
 
 Syf^ettA/AiUmpdr^cnemcjfelpra! 
 
 And then our goes his Hand, dewne goei his Head, 
 
 Sw^lowes his Spittie/rirslcs hit Beardj and then tomee; 
 
 ^Afobw msy mijh-fjfe Matixa, 
 
 Iflbebcld^totnackefoboldmttjou^ 
 
 ThinkeitgtivUldat^urresmedHsvp jow. 
 
 J>mcafineitefffo goadandetmeLouer, 
 
 M^iimace/epftrade U,{lknovinotvihit') 
 
 lioeeftfrajtoC^tddatmeweudUuther: 
 
 And then hec reckons a catalogue ofnames 
 
 of fuch as loue hini,and yet cannot get him. 
 
 MAn. Nay,butyour^<w^?«rVDutaMoufcin checfe, 
 Compard with my Signer ^ hec can tcU 
 Of Lady t/';»iv/, and her Sonne blind CVi^f</ .■ 
 Of the faire Ja//<i that was Wu'd of (jiiwfw. 
 And yet fcornd Glmcus, and y et lou'd King Mintt^ . 
 Yet Mines hated hcr,'and yet £he holp'd hiin ^ 
 And yet he fcorn'd her, yet Aiekild her Father 
 To doe her good } yet he could not abide her : 
 Nay.helebe bawdy tooin his difcourfe J 
 And when he is fo, he will take my Hand, 
 And tickle the Palme.winclcc with his oneEye,. 
 Gape with his Mou tb, and 
 
 Lmut. Andjbold thy tongue I prethee:hcre's my father. 
 
 , Enter?iptro,AlHaro,VMdalle,'DelioH,Harui*, 
 '■} Wal^mtfAndHetghitm. 
 
 fifa. Vnmannerly,vntaughi,vnnurtredGitlc», 
 Doe I bringGentlcmen.my very friends 
 To feaft with mce.to reuell at my Houfe, 
 That their good likings, may be fet on yo\i, 
 ' And y oil like misbchaud and fullenGirles, 
 Turne tayle to fucb,as may aduance ycur ^ates : 
 I fiiall remembcrr, when you thinkc I doc not. 
 lamforricGcatlcmco^yout cfacarc't aobetiei) 
 
 IBut 
 
But what did wajit at Bdard>€Acufcilicfoi-, " ■ 
 
 And youHiall hauc amcndes bcmade in Bed. 
 * To them friends, Jo thcmj they arc none but yours r 
 For you 1 bred thcm.for you brought thtttvvp: 
 For you I kept thcm.and you fliaU haue them : 
 1 hate all others that rcfort to thera : 
 Tiicn roufe your bloods, be bold with what's ydur owne;- 
 ForIandmine(myfriends}beyourj,ornone, •* . k 
 
 Enter Frifcomdsyfnthome. 
 ^ Frifi. God-gee god-inorrow fir, I haue brought you'i 
 t^.Moufe here to teach my young Miftrefles : I affurc you- 
 (for-/both) he is a hTincFrenchMan. 
 
 Ti/^i. Wclcomcfriendjwelcome rmyman^Ithinkc) 
 Hath at the full, refolu'd thcc of my will. 
 Monfi^ut ^f/ww, I pray qacftion hira : 
 I tell you fit ,tis onely for your fake, 
 That I doemeaoe to entertaine this fcllo-Ar, 
 
 Antho, AbotsofallilUuckCjhowcaraethcfchcere? 
 Now am I pofde isxcept the Wenches helpe mee : 
 I haue no Fre«c^ t6 flap them in the mouth, 
 
 Haru. TofcetheluckeofagoodfeHoWjpoorc^nf^owjf 
 Gouldncre haucforted out a wdtfcrtimei 
 Now will the packcofallo'-irflydeMires , 
 
 Bequitelaydcope,afonc,vnd9esan.Pyfter: 
 /'r^«c/^if,^«;^l;iw,'arid mad ;\?lj^i/;fa?l » yout mafes, 
 To helpe poore yf»r^o«y nowjatapinch, / 
 
 Or all our market will W fpoyld and ttiardc. 
 
 H'Mg. Tutman,ictv:salorie,l warranty 68. (vnttsl 
 
 T>eli*. bAon(icw,Vo»sefieitirifyiiHvipttJs<]HtllfrMsefla 
 
 Anth. ;^w,thatsyou;fur<;hcfii4s,howdomencalljoU 
 tAoadzaxle Mduchei 
 
 Mm. Sifter.hctpefifter 5 that's honcft/f77r^cw*» 
 And he aiifwcrs.your woerm«; w»?r<»-<*w. 
 ■ C^iho. l!Aoa^istii[,ye'isn'erjtefjS }>,U;p He dfmMtnile puft^ 
 
AWdmwmiUh/Huh&witl. 
 
 them notJafafhiaac they fliould hau« Bccticur fl^a v« at 
 thetoe. 
 
 Delif. C^Iadame,mj Sho met def^umre tttj^Athe dot? 
 Pifit. Why faacc-boxfhow nowyou vnreuerent tnincks 
 Why; in whofc Stable haft thou beefiliroughtvp , 
 To ititerrupt a man in tnidft of fpeach? 
 Monfieur i)f/»*», ctifquier nor your fdft, 
 Butas you haue bcgnni I praiy proceed 
 To qucflioa with&t CoDAtriman^f yours. 
 
 lielio. Datmefaldoetresbeien, burdebcJU Madona 
 de iuneGcntievvoman damonftre (oxm (inge of amour to 
 fpeake lonne-, eputce^fnon<i«ur, mee fa4 fay but two tree 
 fowte fu]« word to die fraoeoif .- or fus M^ (leur Le 
 moHcht en quelle fanie de Vraunce eJHett/oumei 
 
 Haru. Frtanct. 
 
 Hei^h. Nei; 
 
 W^g. Sbloud, let mcc come. 
 Vi'taSktsTifkr», we haue occafion of affaires, 
 Which caUcs vs hence with fpccd \ wherefore I pr;ty 
 Deferrcthis bufinei&till fome fitter tine, 
 And to performe what at the Exchange we fpoke of. 
 
 Anthe. A bkfiiog on that tongue, faith ^nf/(r0»^, 
 
 Ttf», Ye» marry Gentlemen,! will, I will. 
 Abtaro to- your- taskejfall to your ta jkc, 
 llebeare away thofethree, who being heere, 
 W«uW fet my Daughters on a merry pin : 
 Then chearcly try yourhickesv butfpc^e,aBdfpecd, 
 Foryou alone(fay I) /hall doc the deed. 
 
 Exeunt Pifart,H»fij]fValffrMte/i»dHighdm, 
 
 Frifc. Hearc you M./l/d^w/^.did you dine to day at 
 TmUs with the reft of the Gentlemen there? 
 
 Jnth». Nofir.Iamyetvndined. 
 
 Fri^c Meethinkcsyou/Lould haucareafonabtegodd 
 
 X. ^dmackie; 
 
ilonwcicc then by this tim;,3«forrae lean fell nothin^e 
 Virithinnicfroniiny aiouthtoiny Cod-peece butali Era- 
 ptic^ wberef4?relthi|ikcapeece ofwifdoiaeto gocinand 
 fee what Maudelifthath prouidcdforour Dinner maifler 
 ^oufe wil) you goe in ? 
 Mtha, With aj good a floinacke and dcfireas your 
 Frifi. I-ett'spaflcinthen (fclfe. 
 
 Exeunt FrifiOyMd Attthonie. 
 Vanda. Han feg you Dochtor, vor vat caufc, vocr why 
 bcdealfomuch grootcrlie flrangc, Icfegyouwat, ifdatt 
 ghy fpcakctome,isdattghy loucmc. 
 
 Lauren. 10 that I care not for you, ift that your breath 
 flinckcs, if that your breath ftinckesnot, youmufllcarnc 
 {vyccter EngUfli or I flialj nf uer vnderftand your fuitc 
 Belion. Pardoncmoy Madame. 
 Muth. Withall my heart fo you offend nemore^ 
 Delia. Is dat an offence to be amorous di one belle Gen- 
 tleawoman. 
 
 Math. iHrfee your Belle Gentle^-womao cannot be a- 
 morousofyou. 
 
 Mar. Then if iwcrc as thatbelleGcntlewomanj louec, 
 
 I would trouble her no furthcr,nor be amorous any longer* 
 
 Aluarj, MadonayetdeBdlczaofde faccbeuciedeforme. 
 
 ofall deCorpp may befiich dattno perriculo, nor all de 
 
 mal Hiaunce, can make him leau.e hir dttlce vifage. 
 
 Laur. Gucngnorv^/«4r0 ifthepcriculo ormal Hiauncc 
 werefutch^thatiheHionld. loue and Hue with an other, 
 then the duke vifagcmuft be lefte in fpiteof the. iouers 
 teeth, whilO he may whme at bis owne ill fortune. 
 
 P<jW<i. Dattswaer matrcffc.for itis vntruc faying, dcy 
 'winthetaughtdey verleiftlic ferat fift gatti 
 
 Math, /indlthinketo are like tolcratch there but ne< 
 ucr to claw any of my Sifters loue away. 
 V4i4:' Pw/a} jour., fiftrcc do gajuft her vJldcr^ will, 
 
 ' i:^x».: foff.: 
 
AWomnn mil hunt htr w'tll^ [ 
 
 for your vadcr fegt dat ick fal hcb har vor ruinc wffc, 
 
 i>««r. I thinkc not fo fir, for I ncucr heard him fay (it^ 
 but 1 Ic got in and aske him if his meaning be fo. 
 
 Mart. Harkefirter fignor Aluaro fay th^ that I anj the 
 fayrcftofallvs three, 
 
 L^iur. Belceuc him not for hcclc tell any lie. 
 If fo he thinkes thou mayft be pleafd thereby, 
 Come goe with me and neerc flandpratioge here, 
 I haue a iefl to tell thee in thine care. 
 Shall make you laugh : come let your fignor fland, 
 I know there's not a Wench in all this Towne, 
 ScoffesathimraorejOrloucs him leflc then thou. 
 Maiflcr Vanialle^ a$ much I fay for you} 
 Ifnccdetyou marry with vaEnglijh Lafle, 
 W«eher in EMglifh, or flieele caltyou Affc. 
 
 Math. Tutthat's aFrwc^ coggc, fHrelthinke, 
 That's nereaWcnchinfr<i»w<rnothalfefofond, 
 To woe and ftic fo for your Mounferfliip, 
 
 Velio. Par may foy Madame, fte doci tincke dare is 
 no Wenche fodurc as yon :for dc Fillee was cree dulcs^ 
 tendrc.and amarous for me to louc hir j now mc tincke dat 
 I being fuch afincman, you fhould loua mc. 
 Mathe. So thinkc not f, fir. 
 'Delio. Butfotincketflioclcr Damofellas. 
 Mathe. Nay lie lay my loue to your coram aundc. 
 That my Sifters thinkc not fo : How fay you fiftcr Mall? 
 Why howiiow Gentlcmen,is this your talkcj 
 What beaten in plaine field; where be yourMaydcs* 
 Nay then I fee theirlouinghumbr fadej. 
 And they rcfigne their intrefi vp to mec; 
 And yet I cannot fcrue for all you three : 
 But lead t\f'oih6uld1}e madd, that I loue one, 
 V qu fliallbe all alike, and He loue none : 
 Xheworldisfcantj when fo many lackcDawcSp 
 
 ,,, E • Houcr 
 
rr"-^^ — -, — :- ^ : — — 
 
 Hoaer about oheCoatTt with gi-eedypawt$: . 
 Wneedcs y oiik hauc me ftay till I am dead, 
 Carrion for Oowcs, Jl/iJf^p*! for her iV(r</ ,' 
 A nd fo farewell, wee Sifterj doc agree, 
 TohaueourwilleSjbutneretohaueyouthree. Eiteum. 
 Delia. MaJam<*meHdez,,MiidiiM4:h{hs ilk? doc (h^ 
 mockque de nows'in Tiich fort .' 
 
 'L'^tMf. Oh depenilence,ftoe if datkk cannpitcdefeEii- . 
 glefe fpreakcvel, it flial hir Fader fcghow ditis to paflc , 
 gecomen. 
 
 EnrerTiptrt. 
 
 Aluar. Me pwlate, fee here Honors de Fader, 
 
 Pifa, NowFricnd?,nowGei«leme«,howfpeerfe$yoQr 
 worke 5 haue you notfound them ftnrewd vnhappy glrfs? * 
 
 Vand. McfterP;5A>^o,deD©chtertnatftris£(i«rf>rf/<icane 
 njc dc Dyel.den Aflc.for that ic can neit cnglefh fprcken. 
 
 Alua. Andc dat we fal no parler, dat we fal no hiuar,,, 
 denfordcwiue. " 
 
 Pifa. ArctheyfoluflysDarethcytefoproudc? 
 Well, I ftiaH find a tiinc to meetc with them : 
 In thewcane tcafen, priy frequent my houfc. 
 
 Enicr Fnfcg runmng. . 
 Ho now firra.whf Aer are you ruiining? 
 
 Frifc. About a tittle tiny bufincfTc. 
 
 i'»/^. What buTincfle, Aflc ? 
 
 fri/c. Indeed I was not fcnt to you : and yrt 1 was fens . 
 after the three Gen-men that din'dhcre,to bid ihetncome 
 to our houfe at ten a docke at night, when you were abed. 
 
 Pifa. HajWhatisthis-'Cant^isbctrue? 
 What,artthou fure the Wenchea badeihcBi cofiae? 
 
 Frifc. So they 'ftid, vrileiflfc their mindes be changed 
 fjnce ; for a Woman islikea Weather-cocke they fay, &1 
 am fuie of no more then I am ccrtainc of : but lie go in and 
 bidlhem fend you word, whether they fhall come or no. 
 
AWmMi»fH1kitiherwiB. 
 
 fifit. No firra.ftiyyofiiliceirybutoiicAword mq^t: 
 Xm they appoint the cotoc one by onis,OT e) fc al cogtthcr? - 
 
 Friji. Altogether : Lordthatfuch ayoung man as you 
 fhould haae ho more witi: why if rhey fhould com« toge- 
 ther,one could not njake romc forth emjliut comming one 
 by onc.theylc ft and there if rherc were twenty of them. 
 
 Pifa. How thii newel glads mc,and reuiues my foule : 
 How fay you fits, what will you haue a icft worth the 
 tellings nay worth the afting : I haue it Gentlemen, 
 I haue it Friends* '-'^ ■', 
 
 Jlu4. Signor 7ifitrdyi prey dUepvitz watte matieire ifal 
 we hsue? wat will the parler f wat bon dee yott know 
 Signor 7ifxr», dicheti noi fignor l^ifart. 
 
 ptf*. Ohthatyouthfo fwcete, fo footie /houtd ti^ne, 
 toagejwereIa$yoy,whythijwercfport alone for me to 
 doe. 
 
 Harke yee.harkeyec) heeremyinan, 
 Saith, that theGu:leshau«fentforMaifterH<r]^)^M( 
 And his two friends^Iknbvtrthey latie thetndear. 
 And therefore iwJDi thdia litfr« night be heere 
 To reuelt with thtiili Wiiiy^tt haBc a'itft, 
 TowerkemywilI,andgiaeyourlonging$r(Sft: 
 Why then M. f/sUi/zi!, and ybu two, 
 Shall foone at tt)idni^htcoimeLa< they tho(^ld doe. 
 And court the Wen^ts J ifi^tti'bi Vrikno wne. 
 And taken for tlic men, whbin^ey albop , 
 So much afFeft } each one; /}iifll cl^inge hfs name ;. 
 Maifter VMnUile.you fliall take Heigham.znA you 
 YouHge HM-HtCt andtnonfieur Delion Ned, 
 And vader /hadowei^ of fubDancc fped : 
 Hpvv like you this deuicefhowthiftke you ofiU 
 
 HeRe. Ohdeh-a$udcgaiUAriiedeMife:mth\ CDWC by'de 
 ni(eand cornier faircdeAngloisGctitlehoaiM.di^lenous 
 ^|! monfieur Ti^ttro. 
 '?*/(»» Tott are in the right fifw 
 
 B 3 Mmu 
 
'Bngltjh'fnen for mj moneyVor] 
 
 Alua. And I fall name me de fignor Haruy, cndc mon- 
 fKWtDelwndW be depiculo fignor 7V«/,endc when mado- 
 n^LaarentiafaW fay, wfio be dare? miller ;^»^rf//(? fall fay, 
 Ob my font Laide,hi€r be your louc McftrO Hei^ham i U 
 no dis de brauifsime, mziClcr ykrida/Ui 
 
 fanda. Slaetvp dcn tromclc, vanick fall come 
 Vp to dc camerken, wan my new Wineken 
 Slaet vp dcn tromelcj van ick falkome. 
 
 ' Pifa. Ha,ba,ha,mai(Jer;^^W<j//<f, 
 I trow you willbeinerric foone atnigbt, 
 When you Hiall doe in deed, what now you hopeof. 
 
 Vanda. Ifallvfeg vader, Ick fall t^fh yoUr DaughrCr 
 fuch a tfng, make her laugh too. 
 
 Tifa, Well my Sonnes all,(for fo I count you fhall) 
 What we haue hecre dcuis'd, prouide me for : 
 But aboue all.doe nor(I pray) forget 
 To comebut one by one.as they did wifli. 
 
 ■ VAnda. Marhortcns vader, ick veitcneitcde wccketo 
 your houis.-hort ens fall maiftcr Trifco your maniickcii 
 come to calle deme,and bring me to V houfe. 
 
 Ptfi, Yes marry fliall hee : fee that you be ready, * 
 And atthehowcrofeleucn fonc at night ; 
 Hie you to Buckiersl>wif to his Chamber, 
 And fo dircd him ftraight vnto my houfe : 
 My Sonne cx//^/!ro, and monficur Dif/<o», 
 I know.doth know the way exceeding yvell : , " 
 
 Well.wceleto theRofein^^r/^^ttforanhowci: 
 And firra/'n)fo, fee y ou proue no blabbe. 
 
 Exemt Pifaro, Almro, Delion, andVandalk* 
 
 Trifc. Ohmonftrous, wbo would tbinke iny Maiftet 
 had fo^much witte in his old;^ rotten budget ; iand yet 
 yfavth he is not much troubled with it neither. Why what 
 wifcroaninakingdomewouldfcride me for the Dnteh' 
 mm? Docs hcctbinkcjlc not coufen him: Oh fine, lie 
 
AWomAnmtthduehrmS, 
 
 IiJitttliebraucftfport: Ohbrauc.IIe haue th« gallcnteft 
 fport^Ohcomevnowif lean holdbchindlc,whilc I may 
 laugh a while,! care not :Ha,1ia, ha. ' 
 
 ' Enter tyfttthoKie. (tily(? 
 
 A»the. Why how now Frtfio^vihy laughed thou fo4iar- 
 
 Fr<}'c. Laugh M./W«//f:Laiigh,ha,ha,ha. (mcrrj'/ 
 
 Anth Laugh, why (liould I laugh .'cr why art thoa (o 
 
 Frifi. Oh maiftcrA/'ff«/f,maifter^#«/#,it would make 
 
 any Moufc,Ratte,Cattc,orDoggc,laughto thinkc, what 
 
 fport wc rtiall haue at our houfe fonc at night : He tell yoO| 
 
 a]l,aiy young Miftrefles fcnt ine after M. Heigham aad hi J 
 
 fricndcs, to pray them come to aur houfe after my old 
 
 Mairter was abed ; Now I went, and I went; and I runnej 
 
 and I went: and wlrom fliouldlmectc, but my Maifter 
 
 andM.P»/'^^»and the Strangers 5 (o my Maiftcr very wor- 
 
 fhipfully (I muii needs fay) examined me whither 1 went 
 
 now J I dutft not teU him an vntrutlr, for fearc of lying,but 
 
 told him plainely and lioneftly mme arrande : Now who 
 
 \youldthinkemyMaifler had fuch a monClrouj plaguie 
 
 wittc, hec was as glad :a$ could bcv out af all fcotch and 
 
 notch glad, out ofall count glad? and (o firra he bid the 
 
 three Vplandifh-men cbrot in^heuTleades and woe my 
 
 youngMiftrefles : Now itmade mee fo laugh to thinkc 
 
 howtney will becoufend.thatlcould not follow my Mai- 
 
 fler : But Jlcfollow him,J know he is gone to the Taucrne 
 
 inhii merry humor: Now if you will kcepcthiias fecret 
 
 ajlhauedone hitherto, wee fhall haue the braucft fporl 
 
 foonc.as can be. I mufl be gone,fay notbmg. 
 
 (yfmhfi WclMtisfo: 
 And we will haue good fport, or it fhall go hard j 
 This muft the Wenches know.or all is maide. 
 
 Etiter the three Sifters. 
 Harke you M's- lMoU, ^ < «• LomrentM, M'?. LMatt, ' 1 
 I haaefMchnewej (my Girlcs) willhiake youtoUc. ' 
 
 Maritiy 
 
; vKT-w*. WJMtbie thcyMaifter,hiDw Hong toliMreitt 
 Antht, A Woman nghf,aiHionging,and with chil4^- 
 
 For cuery thing they hcare.or light vpon : 
 
 Wdl.ifyou bemad Wenchev.hcareitnow, 
 
 Now may your knaucries giuc the deadlicft blowl 
 
 To'mght-w^lJ{crs,ea«cC:-droppcrSjOr outlaadifli lotie, 
 
 That cr« was Qriften. 
 
 Matht AnthoKyLMmche, 
 
 Moue but ihematter ; tdl v$ buttheitfl; 
 
 And ifyeufiodvsflackc to execute, 
 
 Neuergi«ccicdierace,orbelceiKVsmoic« (bues; 
 
 Aittha. ThiEQ know j The StraRgtrs ySur Ouriamdiii 
 
 jAippoynted by your FathcfiCoaas thijnight 
 
 Vnder their fliaddawcs tD gct'to yotic bad J . 
 For Ftf#fc*finiply!told4itn wby-bc weoe t ir. iM^ifi- lA f 'ns 
 JaecdiRotitoiafiruf^yontcattcoQcohir) : ' ; '■:;'^.j"i,Tt 
 Yoi^aiienot&to^kcjnocStCBieSjbiithaucfoiBeiftori i ;. o:? 
 C>fwttMnjiknattflri3etoio. P ■ ! i. •.•{;.. 'iisIffrruiiLIo? 
 
 ,il£)^i>«,; >^»ir^N»^,thanketi : 
 l»to«)tt9>oiiinalIi»goeTd«iiforttiisricwcs| 
 Yqu juuft be En^iflif 'Wdlfirfigiior fowfe, 
 Ueteachyo;^ tcickes for comming to our haiilcv 
 
 X/>«r. r Ar« yottfocraftie,ob:that night wsra cdme. 
 That I migkt htaitcniy ©w/otwawhow hcc?dXi*care 
 }ii'htsro^vncnto^herLangaagr,thathcloQe»ine: 
 Wdl,iBqiiai6himhot,lihere pray God, ^n 
 
 I may lead Ap«s JiiHdl.and diea Maiydej 
 And thaj.wcre wDrftr totacdmia hanging. 
 
 ^Mj^o.'Wdl faid old honeft huddlei;hc«'i>a heape 
 
 OfmcrricLaflcs: Wai,formy6Ife, .; . i, ; . 
 
 2kbiemeetoryoiirlLOUcrr,>bift4ib4a»n»srfe« -il.'i'ri'ttjjd . 
 With vs at night,and.iii^tae«ori*erftay 
 Neere to criw houfeiwhere hVy stoay inaft« fofflcplay 
 . ypoayotti ria?b,aiKl V»hcfttaey arcrgo«. 
 
 Come 
 
 L^ 
 
A PTtmi VMllbxui bermlVi 
 
 Comctoyourwindoweg. 
 
 Mttri. Doe fo go&d Maiftcr. 
 
 Aitthi. Pcacc.bcgon 5 for chit our fport. 
 Some body foone will moorne. Exeunt. 
 
 Enttr Fifir9. 
 fija. How fauourablc Hcauen and Earth is feene, 
 
 Tp grace the inirthfull complot that is laide, 
 
 Nights Candles burne obfcurc, and the pale Moone . 
 
 Fauoiiringourdrifc,iyesburiedinaCloude: 
 
 1 can butfnsile to fee the fimpie Girles, 
 
 Hoping to haue theirfweete^bcarts here to nighr. 
 
 Tickled with extreameioy, laugh in my face : 
 
 But when they finde, the Strangers in their Heades, 
 
 T^eyle change their note, and fing an other fong. 
 
 WhercbethefeGirlcjhcercJ what,tobed,tobc3 : 
 
 Manilin make fad the Dores,rake vp the Fircj 
 
 God$rae,tisniaeicIockc,harke5<w^?//rings: Knoci^. 
 
 Somelookedpwnebelow.and fee who knockes: 
 
 And harke you Girles.fcttle your hearts at reft. 
 
 And full refolueyou,that to morrow morne, , , . , 
 
 YounjuftbcweddtQfucha»Ipi;cfcrrc5, . -maov 
 
 I neane(>''fZii(<(ri; and his other friendes : 
 
 Let me no more be troubled with your nayes. ; 
 
 yoa/hall doe what He haue.and fo refoluc. 
 
 Enter CMinrt. 
 Welcome M. Mtore, welcome, 
 What winde a-gods name driuesyou foorth fo late ? 
 , Moore. Faythfir,Iamcomctotroubleyou, 
 My wi£e this pre&nt night is brought to bed. 
 
 Pifa. Tobcd,and whathathGodfcntyouJ' 
 ', Moor, A iolly Girle, fir. 
 
 'Pifa, A«d God bleife her: But what'j your will firJ r 
 
 Moor. Fayth fir, my houfc being full of Friends, 
 %wc^ as (I thanke them) came to fee nay wife? 
 
" X would reqacft you, iliat for this one night, 
 My daughter Sufan might b« lodged here. 
 
 fipi. Lodge in my houre,Nvelcome wiehall my he«f. 
 Matt harke you, fte fhall lye with you, 
 Truftnic Hie could not come in fitter time. 
 For heerc y ou fir, to morrow in the aorning^ 
 All my three Daughters muft be married. 
 Good maiftcr LM»tre lets haue your company, 
 What fay you fir { Welcome honcft fricna. 
 Enttr sSerumt. 
 
 Meor. How now firra what* theneweswttb you f 
 
 T^4. Mtmke heare you, ftirrebetimes to norrow, 
 For then I meane y our Scholleri fiiaU be wed : 
 What newcs, what newesmanthat you looke fofad, 
 
 Mtvr. Hee brings me word my wlfeisnewfalne (icke. 
 And that my daughter cannot come to night : 
 Or if/he does, it will be very late. 
 
 P</d, BeUcue rae I am then more ferry for it. 
 But for yeu»4aughter come fhe foonc or late, 
 SomeofYswillbcvptolethcrin, 
 For heere brthree sHcanci not to fleepe to night : 
 Well yonmuft bcgonefcommendemeteyourwiC^ 
 Take heede hewyou gee d«wnc,thc ftaires arcbad, 
 r Bring here a light. 
 
 Mtw. Tis wdl I thanke you fir. £*♦. 
 
 Tiftu Good night maifter Me*rt ftrwell honcft frieiui, 
 Come, come to bed, to bed tis nine and paft, 
 ^Doe not (land prating here to make me fetch you. 
 But gette you to your Chambers. ExitFifm, 
 
 Anth; BirladyheresOiortworke, harke you Girlcs, 
 Will you to morrow marry with theftrangeri. 
 
 Mall. Yfayth fir no lie firfl Icape out at window* 
 'Before //«m4 marry with aftranger, 
 
 jiHth*. Yes but your father fweares,you ffiall haue one. 
 
 Ji/'ft^Yc^but his daughtcrs,fwcaFS they fhall haueaone, 
 
 Thcfe 
 
AJVamgfimUkafte hermU, '^' 
 
 Thcfe hortfen Cannitalls, t\\t(cPhiUfiines, 
 Tbcfe taftgo niongoes &all not ruls Ore me, 
 lie hauc my will atjd Ned,or We hau^none. 
 
 Attho. How wilt you get him f how will you gethira? 
 J koow ao othsr way exceptitbethit, 
 A nac when your fathers in his foandeft fleepe, 
 Yeu ope the Dore and runnc away with them, 
 
 tAllfifiert. So wee will rather thenmiiTe of them. 
 
 Af^ho. Tis well refolude yfayth and like your feluet^ 
 But heare you? Xx> your Chambers pr^fently, 
 Leaft that your father doe difcry our drift, ExeusttSifimti 
 Miflrcs SuftM /hould come but Hie cannot, 
 Nor perhaps £ha!l not, yet perhaps Qa€ Hiall, 
 Migntnotamaaconeeiptaprectieieft; | 
 
 And Buke as mad a Kiddle as thisis. 
 If all thinges fadge not,as all thinges Hiould doC; - 
 Wcc iliall be fpcd y 'fay th , Mm Iball haue hue. 
 
 EnttrV^idMUMdFrlfeai 
 
 V*ml: W«arb«youoaefterFr«7ro. 
 
 Frifi. Here fir, here fir,aowiflcouldc«iirenh!n^take 
 heedeiirhertapoft. 
 
 VaiJ. Ick be fo groterly hot,<fart icfc A^rette, Oh wen 
 fal we come dare.- 
 
 Frifc. Be you fo hotte Rt,. letifie carry your Cloake, I 
 affure you it will eafe you much. 
 
 VmcL Dare hero, dare, tis fo Darke ey can neit fee. 
 
 Frifc. is fo (o : now you may trauell in your Hofe and 
 Doublet : now looke I as like the ^utchmtw, as if I were 
 fpitoutofhisnuuth : He ftraighthomc, &fpcakc groote 
 and broode, and toot and gibrifh 5 and in the darkc lie 
 haueaflingatthc Wenches. Wcll,IfaynomorCifarewcU 
 M.Metid4U,l muft goc fceke my fortune. Exit Frifce. 
 
 Vanda. Mcftcr Frifco, mtdtx Frifio,vtat fal you no fpcakj 
 sawkeyou dcEoolc? WhymcfterFrj^ojOh d< fkelluro, 
 
 F a- b« 
 
Ingh^-men for wf mme^i \f^ 
 
 heTjc ga met dc Cloake, mc fal feg his taeftcr> han meSer 
 
 Fri/fo,waerfidymeftierfr;y?*. E^Va»M. 
 
 : ' Enter H(tntie,<Htigham, and fVal^mtt 
 Httruy. Goes the cafe lo welt fignor botdc-ooO • 
 Itmaybcwc'/halloiierreachyourclriftj - 
 
 This is the time the Wenches fcnfvs word 
 Our bumbaR !Z)»rcj&»74M and his mates will come. . 
 Weltneat/*4&<w,youmuft donmyfliape: , U»K 
 
 Play yourpart will, or I^raay haps pay you. j«,'> 
 
 What, fpecchleireiVrti.'fayth whereon mufcft thou? j 
 
 Tison yourF^f«c/&coriuall,formy life: I 
 
 Hee come r^.fz'«/??*tf, and fofoorth, ■ •./.' _'; 
 
 Till he hath foyfted in a Brat or two? .tr}^»M 
 
 How then,how then.' fel.ujsy. j 
 
 W«^. SwoUridsIIegeldhimfirft, ' 's :; 1 
 
 £re that infcflious lofzell reuell there. 
 
 WellUTfrf^^Ithinkethou knowft what7\r<f(^candoef I 
 
 Shouldft thou change Ned for Noddy ,ince for him, | 
 
 Thou didftnot know thylolTc.yfayththeudidflnoc. I 
 
 ■iHeigi). Coraeleaue this idle ch«ttc,and lets prouido 
 Which of vs (hall be fear-crow to thefe Foolcs, 
 And fet them out the way^ 
 fValg. Why that will I. ; 
 
 'Horn. Then put a Sword into a mad-mans hand : 
 Thou art fohafty, that but croffc thy humor,' . 
 And thou't be ready crofle them ore the pates : 
 Thereforcfor this time,1ie fupply the rorae. 
 
 Heigh, AndfoweAallbelureofchatt enough} 
 Youlc hold them with^youF-floutes and guiles to long. 
 That aiU the night will fcarcely be enough 
 Toputinpraftife.whatwehauedeuifdc: 
 Come,comc, lie be the man /hall doe the deed. 
 Hari*. Well.I am content to fauc your longing. 
 'cEtttfoft,\vherearew«.'Ha,hcer«'stheheufe, 
 
 Come, 
 
 I,. ■ 
 
A Woman wlUkiMe hefwilt. 
 
 CtftRt let VI take our fl:an(l.«:/'r«mc#(laad you there, 
 And Ned and I will croffc t'other fide 
 
 Heigh. Doc fo: But hufli.Iheareoncpafsing hither. 
 
 -. Enter AImako. 
 
 AImok. Ohdt;^uorabtearpeAofd«heauen,tis fo cb- 
 fcufe, fo darlce, (o blacke dat no mortalje creature can 
 know de me: I pray a Dio I fa! haue de reight Wench : Ah 
 & I be recht, here be de huis of fignorT^*, I fall haue dc 
 raadona M4rm4findiaic^ot I falfknocke to dc dore. 
 
 Htkpockfi. 
 
 ■ Hei^. What a pox areyou mad or drunckcj 
 What, doey ou meane xo breake my Glaflct? 
 
 Alua. Wat be dat Glade } Wat druncke,wat mad/ 
 
 Heigh. WhatGlaflcsfirjwhyrayGlaffcj; and if you 
 befocrancke, He call the Conftable) you will aot eoter 
 into a roans houre{I hope) iitrpiehtofhimt ' ..' 
 
 Horn. Nor darft you be fo bold as to ftand there, 
 Yfonccthe MaifteroftheHoufsdidknowit. 
 
 Alua. 1$ dit your Houi? be you dcSignor of dis Cafla/ 
 
 Heigh. Signer me no fignori, nor caffa me no caffas : . 
 but get you hence,(»r you arc like to tafteiDf the Baftinado. 
 
 He^b. Do.do, good FerdiHand,ipxaattaM the fogerhead. 
 
 AIm4. IsthisneittbeHeusofmefter^^«f 
 
 Heigh. Yeiniarrywhcn?can you tell: bow doeyou? 
 I thankeybu heartily,my finger in your mouth. 
 
 Jl$*4i. Wat be dat? 
 
 Heigh. Marry thai you are an Afle and a L ogerhead. 
 To feeke roaifter Pifaros houfe hcere. 
 
 Alua. I prey d/gratia, wat be dii plafhc? 
 Wat doe ye call dit ftretc ! 
 
 Heigh. What fir j why Le*den-hall, could you not fee 
 the foure Spou^ as you came alone ? 
 
 AIha. CertenementoZ:<>^A4//,Ihitrayhedbydcway, 
 dare may be de voer Spouts : I prey de gratia, wilh be dc 
 Wcy toQ-ochefritrtf 
 
 F3 Heiih. 
 
 ; J 
 
h-wenfir my mntf] or] 
 
 Weigh. How, to Cnched-friers i Marry you nuft *oe 
 along till you come to the Punipc, and thea turacan veur 
 ughthanJ. ' 
 
 ^Ih4. Signer, adio. EmtAlum-u^, 
 
 tiATtt. FarewcllandbehangMSignor : 
 No w for your fellow.if the Aflc would conic. 
 Enttr De/ifM. 
 
 T>elU. By my trot mc doc fo mufli tinck^ofdit Gentle- 
 woman define Wenflic, datnj«tincke eih tioucrtcn day, 
 and cfii day ten ycarc^till I come to Kcr : Here be dc huifc 
 of fin vader, fall alle and knocke. He kjitcki. 
 
 Heigh. What a bots ayle you, are youmadd; 
 Will you runnc oucr me and breake ray Glades? 
 
 Delio. GlaiTcf, wat Glafles .' Prey is monficur Pif4ro to 
 de mayfon! 
 
 H«r«-, HarkeiVw/, there'i thy fubftaunce 
 
 Walg. Nayby theMafTc.the fubftannce*r hccre, 
 Tiic fhaddo w't but an AfTc 
 
 Heigh. WhatMajftcrPj^? 
 Logerhcad,heercV acne of your T^m / 
 
 Delia. Ycsbut ditisthchaui$ofiBefter/'i)Sr», 
 
 Walg. Will not this monltcur Matley takehis anfwct! 
 llegoc and knocke the aCTc about thepatc. 
 
 Hmt, Nay by your leaue fir,but He bold your worfliip. 
 This (Itirre wc fhould haue had.had y ou ftood there. 
 
 fyMg. Why,wouldit not vexe one to hcare theafle, 
 Stand prating here of dit and dan,and den and dog ? 
 
 Hm-h. One ofthy mettle iVW/, would furely doc it : 
 Bu t pcace,and harke to the reft. 
 
 Deli0. Doe no de fia^ GentlcwoniaB matrefle LMatheg. ;. 
 dwell in id^tPladie? 
 
 Heigh. Nofir.hercdwelsfloneofyourfincGantk-wo- 
 man ; Twere a good deed firr a, to fee w ho you arcj 
 Y-ou come hither to ftealemy Glaflet. 
 Aijd then coujiteifcitc you are going to yourKJijcanes. 
 
 DeM^4. 
 
'jiWftiamwitthite&ermS. 
 
 <Z)«iw. I be (|ecen du datke oeielit ; htrt be no Wen (Tie, 
 1 be oc in de right platbe : I prey riloniieur, wac be name f 
 -dis Strccte,and wimc be de way to Crofie-fritrs? 
 
 Heifb. Marry this uFmichMrch-ftrette, 
 And the beft way to^Crotched-fritrs ^is to follow yournofc 
 
 Velit. VMfi*,fireete,hQvi(i\9Mnctmtcomt to ykffie. 
 firttte fvtW monfieur^e muftalleto Crtehe •frier/. 
 
 Eteit*Deli«m. 
 
 HWg. Farewell forffpeo€e,{oefeel(e yoar Signor, 
 I hope youle fmde your feluct two Doltc anone : 
 Huu^FrtJiuMjfl heare the laft<oine ftatoping hither. 
 
 Ttittr Tfi{t0. 
 
 Trifi. Hafirra,lhaueleftinyfAtte2>iM;&miM,andrunne 
 'Ciy fclfe aimoft out of breath too : now to my young mif- 
 trefles goe I^fomc body caft an old (hoe after me : but Toft, 
 how fliail I doe to ceunterfeite the DmcbmnH, be caufe 
 I fpeake EMRJh To like a aaturall \ Tuft, take you na 
 thought for tiiatje tine alone for ,$'9WM/M»y^«40t«(w : foft, 
 hcr^f my MaiRers houfe. 
 
 High. Whofe there. 
 
 Fnje, Whofe there,why fir here ii : Nay thats too good 
 ZngU/b \ Wbyhcre be de grewtte Dutehnum. 
 
 Heifb, Then theres not onely a erowtehead.butan 
 Affeatfo. 
 
 Frife. What be yeo, yoo be an EngHJb Oxe to call a gen- 
 tle moan ACe. 
 
 Hant. HarkeiVtr^/vonden good greeting. 
 
 Frifi. But yoo, and yoo be MaiAer Mottfe that dwell 
 Aere, tell your tnatrefla lAkirenti* datt her fwcctc harte 
 Maifter f^ii/Zwould fpeake with horde, 
 
 Eei^. Maifter C-^/«r«!i«//,tgctteyou gonjcafl you get 
 abrokenPateand fomarreainhcresno cmtanccfor mif° 
 ftres Lutretttict fweete heart. 
 
 />^. Gods facarcn watt h the lucknc^W, 
 
 ShIaH 
 
EngUfh'men for mj m&mj i9r] . 
 Shall not I come to my friend rtiaifter Pif^HooCci 
 
 Heigh. Yesandto naaift^r 7*//*-*/Shoes too.if hcieof 
 
 they were here, giW; ; ,} 
 
 ' Frifc. Why my groutcfriendyM.P/yirff doth dwel here. 
 
 ■; Heigh. Sirra,you lye, heerc dwells no body but I, that 
 
 haue dwelt here .this one Sc. forty yeaf£s,and fold Gla^. 
 
 Walg. Lye fardcr,one and fifty at the leaft*- 
 
 Fnf. Hoo,hoo,hoo}do you giuc the Gentleman the ly.' 
 
 Ham. I fir.and will giue you a hckc of my Cudgell, if 
 yee {lay long and trouble the whole ftrcete with your 
 bawlkig: hence doltjaijd^cfeekc M,f »(-*'fl^ l^qufe. 
 
 f rj/c. Goc fcekc M/Pi/«rr»/ Houfcj 
 Where Oiall Igoe fcelcc it ? 
 
 Hegh. Whyi you fhallgocfeeke it where it is. . 
 , ;,^r;/?,.: TJ>fVj5 herein Crr*^^<!''^-y''W^> u/j vt 
 
 Hfi^'. iJqw i.fger-hcad,i»Cr<>c*^-i/-/wrjhW|iiRi.t 
 1 thought y«uwer«fomcfuch drunken Aflc, ; 'i-fi/j' 1 
 That come to feeice (joched-frkrt in Tovfer-flreete :■ - i, 
 ButgetyoualongonyourJefthandjandbehang'd'j ' ; 
 You haue kept me out of my Bedd with your banglifig, 
 Agoodwhileiongerthen Iwould haue been.. .• '\ 
 ; Frijc^ Ah.^hyl^wis this f'ls not this^rocM'-^ifrJ^i 
 Tellroce.lle hold a Crowne theygaue me fomuch Wincs. 
 atthcTauerne.thatl am drivickc.and know notont. 
 
 Hartt. My Dutchman's out his Compafle & his Card y. 
 ijfc's re^kP-ing what Wind« hath dtoue him hither: 7, 
 31c fw earc hce thinkds neuer to fee Pifitrot. '% 
 
 Frifc. Nay tisfo, I am furc druncke^ Soft let mcc fee, 
 what was I about? Oh now I haucit.Imuft goc to, my 
 Maifter* houf? ar»d, counterfcitc thfr Z>«/c/»»w», and get 
 my youngMiftreffi:f'V»«ll,and I jpqftturne oa my left 
 Jiandjfpr \ haue forgot tfic way quilie an^cleoiie : 
 ^«e dt w<U loo4 frend, I am ahmp\epf*(el3/>Mn L , ' 
 "' '"'•.^"' ■ - ' ^■'s;-.-: ExitFrifce. 
 
 Hei^h. FaifCW4fath€r after y«u. And now my Laddes, 
 
Haue T Q9t|^1idc Biy part as I li]Ould doe? 
 
 H^H, Twa$ wcU.twas well : But now let's caft about, 
 T» fet thcfc Woodcocks fatder /rom the Houfc, 
 And afterwards retutne vjtto our Girles. 
 _ IVAlg. Gpfttenf,cqnteritiCome,comc make haflt . Exemf. 
 
 Enter i^tnars. 
 ; Abt4. Igoe and turnc, and dan I come to dii plaflic, I 
 can no tell wacr, aed (all <tos. I can no tell wattj turae hy. 
 thie Puaip« \ I puHJpeit'fai^^, ■_..;-, ; ■) r, ■; 
 
 . •..;j,Iitj( ■ ^ • . ' : . 
 
 J tr V;.' -> '? .-jn 'Enter DeJ*/^. ■' ■ r 
 pefi*. Me 4ile,cnde alle ^ can no come to Croche-friert, 
 Entey FhfcQr 
 ' lirifc. Oh miferablc Blackp-pudding.if I cao tell whicfc. 
 if^the yyay to my Maifteri houfe, I am a Red-herring, and. 
 no fa/inefi Gentleman,. . ^ . 
 
 JIh4i. Whoparlatodaeri::; ..,- f, . - 
 
 2>/*#. Wko fee^irJ who aiie der? ■ 
 
 Trifc. How's ihis /Formy lifehere.are the Strangers;? 
 Oh that I had the 't>tttchma>ij\^o(e't.)nAt\ might crccpc 
 intathc Pockf t« j thcy'le all thrwTM vpon jbc Sc beat me. 
 
 y^/«4. Vyhodoedcrandcrh .•.;-.. , ■ 
 
 Defuf. Amis? . . • * . 
 
 Tnjc. Oh brauc j it's no bddy but WE. P/^/<rw and the 
 FreHchiMM going to eUr Houfe, on my life : well. He hauc 
 
 fomefport with them,if the Watch lundern^ciiot^ 
 Who goes there? . . ; . _ 
 
 £>e&a. Who parle der.in waiplallit.in war flrcat be you! 
 Tri/e. Why fir, I can tell where I amj I am in Tower- 
 ^tfrt-f •• Where a Diuell be you/ 
 JJif^. lohphete in JLede-haU. 
 
 ■ Fr,^.,InLeadeti hai/i 1 trow Khali mcctc with you a- 
 aotie: in ^A^W/5 What a fimplc Affe iithij Freitcbm«,. 
 Soroemoreof this : Where are you iiri' 
 ' 4l»''-tAs>y^^^\iaiiRV<mJhhfir.eetc, 
 
 '-■ . . Cj, V Friji. 
 
'E^gUfh-men for my Menef:6r] ' 
 
 Trifc. This is excellent ynfayth, as fit as a Fiddle : I in 
 Tmer-ftreete.yon in Leaden'hall,SinA the third in Fanchurch- 
 fireetc\ and yet all three hearc one another, and all three 
 fpeakc togeather : cither wee muft be all three in Leaden^ 
 hall, or all three in Torver-JIreete, ©r all three in Fanchtirch- 
 fireete ; or all three Foolej. 
 
 Alna. Monfieur Gentle-home, can you well tefli de 
 WCy to Crojhe-frier'i 
 
 Fnfc' How to Croched-friers i I, I fir, pafsing well if 
 you will follow mce. (tankt. 
 
 Velio, IdatmefalmonficrGentlc-hame^and glue you 
 
 Frifi. ABdttion(iurPW«,Ifhallleadyoiifuchaiaunt, 
 that you Hiall fcarce giue me thankes for. Com* firrs 
 follow mee : no w for a durtie Puddle, the pifsing Condit, 
 or a grtatPoft, that might tumc thcfc two from Affes t© 
 Oxen by knocking their Homes to their F'ore-headsi 
 
 Alfiit. Whaer be de now fignor ? 
 
 Frifc. Eucn where you will fignor, far I know n©tt 
 Soft I finell : Oh pure Nofe. 
 
 Delia. Wat doyoufmcll? 
 
 Frifc. I hauethe Cecal o( Le»do»-fi»ne is full in m y nofe, 
 as Akhnrch. la»e o( mothct fValles ViRies : Sirrs fcele a- 
 bou t, I fmell Lenden-fime. 
 
 Aim. Watbcdis? 
 
 Frifc. S«ft le t mc fcej fcele 1 fliould fay , for I cannot fees 
 Oh lads pray for my life,for we arc almoft at Crachcd-friers^ 
 
 TDelto. Pats good: but wattbedisPofl? 
 
 Frifc, ThisPoftiwhytisthc May-pole on luie-bridge 
 ^om'glolVeflminfler. 
 
 Delia. Ho Wefmifiere, how come we tol l^efrmfiere i 
 
 Frifc. Why on your Legges fooles, how /laould you 
 goc J Soft.heere's an oth^r : Oh now I know in dcede 
 where I am ; wee are noW at the fard ell end of Shoredich, 
 for this is the May-pole. 
 
 ^eh. Serdiche; O dio, dcrc be feme nautic tinge, fone 
 
 Spirite 
 
AWem^H mil hute kr mU, 
 
 ^iricedoleadevs. 
 
 Frifc. You fay true fir/or I am afcard your Trtnch fpirt 
 iivpfofar aired y, tbatyou brooght mc this way, becaufe 
 you vv«uld findcaCharmcforit at the Blew Bore in the 
 Spittle : But f©ft,who comes hcerc,' 
 
 Enter K BelmM, 
 
 Set. Maydcsin your Smocks,Iookc wdto your Locks> 
 Your Ficr and your Light; and G»d giue you goad night. 
 
 ©f/;* MonfieurGcntle-hojuc, I prey park one, too, 
 tree, fore,words vorc vi to dis ouU man. 
 
 Fnfc. Yes marry fhalllfir. I pray hoacftfellow, in 
 what Strccte be wee? 
 
 3el. HoFr»/?tf,wtithcrfriskeyoBaithi$tirac ofnighl-' 
 
 Velio. What, Monfieur Frtfco ? 
 
 tyiluet. Signer Fn/co ? 
 
 Fnfc. The fame, the fame : Harkcy<e bonefty,, tnec 
 thinkcJ you might doc well ro hauc an hi. vnder your 
 Girdle, confidering how Sigoor Tff*ro, and this other 
 Monfieurdor hold of mcc. 
 
 Bell. Ohfir,lt:ryyoumcrcic5pardonthisfauit,andllc 
 doc as much for you thencxt rime. 
 Frif. Well,pafsing oacr {uperfluicall talkc.l pray what 
 Street is this; foritisfodarkc, I knew not where I am J 
 
 Belt. Why art thou drunckc, Doft thou not know 
 FMchwrth-flreete ? 
 
 Fnfc. I fir, a good Fellow may fometiraes be oucrfeenc 
 among Friends ; I was drinking with ray Maiftcr and 
 thefe Gentlemen, and therefore BO raariiaile though I be 
 none «f the wifeft at thisprcfent: But f pray thee Good- 
 man Bmterieke, bring mee lo my Maiftcrs Houfc. 
 
 "Bel. Why I will.I will,pufh that you arc fo ftrangcnow 
 aday e$: but it is an old faid faw, Honors change Manners* 
 
 frifc. Good-man BuUerkke will you walkc afore •' 
 Come hoacft FricadSjWill yec goe to our Houfe? 
 
 G 2, Delit^ 
 
SngliPi-mitt for my montfrtrl 
 
 25if/«». OuytnonficurFnyc*, ' / 
 
 Alfta. Sijtgnor Frifce. 
 
 Efiter VMilalle. 
 VaneL Oh dc skellam Frifce, ic weit neit wacrdat Ic be, 
 icgoe andhittnynofcopditpoft, andic goeaad hit nay 
 «ofc op danden poft j Oh dc villainc : Well, wacr ben ic 
 now ? Haw laet fycn is dut ncit croflic Vricr,ya fekcr fo ift 
 atidditM.P?/^«/huis: Ohdc good fiiauncc.HvcUic fall 
 ^now hauc de Wenflic LaurtntiA^ti^m Laurmm, 
 Enter L/iUreHtia,Maritta,Mathe4, ahoHe. 
 yl/4n. Who'j there, MaifterH^r«#^/ ; 
 
 Laur. Maifter Heigham ? 
 
 Vt6td. Ya my Louuc, here be racflet Heigham your 
 ^grobtfrinde. 
 
 Marit Hew, Maifter Heighamiay grot vrindc ? 
 Oat alas, here's oncofthcStran«r$. 
 
 LatifeH. Peace you Matnroet.Iet'i Cet which it is j wcc 
 iBaychaunceteachKiinaftrangc tricke for his learning: 
 M.Hetgham,ynhit wind driues you to our houfe fo late? 
 
 J^iwd. Ohiay leif Mesken, ds lotae tol v be fo groot, dat 
 hetbringmc outmy bedvooryou. 
 
 Math. Ha,ha, we know the Afle by his caret 5 it is the 
 Vntchman: what fliall we doe with him? 
 
 Laure. Peace,l«himnotknow,thatyouarc hcere: M. 
 tJ f igham, if you will ftay awhile that I may fe.ifmy Father 
 -be a flcepe, iand lie make meanes we maycome togcathcr 
 
 ■V/tnd, DatfalickmyLoua^ Isditnowcll counterfett 
 J fpeakc fo like rocfter Htigham as tis pofsiblc. 
 
 Latfre. Well.whatfliall we doe with this Lubber? 
 <LouerIfliouldfay.) 
 
 Mah. What fhall wee doe with hitnJ 
 Whycrownehimwitha — = — 
 
 Mari. Fie Slutt : No, wclc vfc him clenlicr 5 you knowr 
 mc haucncucraSigne atthcdorc,would not the icft prouc 
 
 currant. 
 
A Wtmin will hMUe her wWt, 
 
 currant,to make chc Dutchman fupply that want. 
 iMire. Nay,tbt foolc wil cry out,6c io wake my father.^ 
 Ai*t. Why,thcn wtle cut thcRope & caft him dovvnc. 
 
 Jjiur. And To left out a hanging^lets rather draw him vp 
 in the Baskct,and To (laruehira to'dcath this frofiy night. 
 
 Miri. In fadnefTe, well aduifde : Siflcr, doe you holde 
 him in talke,and weele prouide it whilft. 
 
 Liur. Goc to then. lAjHdghum, oh fwcete M Bigham, 
 doth my Father thinke that hit vnkindnes can part you St 
 poorc La»rem4\ No,no,I haue found a drift to bring you 
 to my Chambcr.if you haue but the heart to venter it. 
 
 Viwd' Vcntre/alick goe to de fee.and be dc fee, and ore 
 defee andindefee voermyfweeteLouue. 
 
 Lour. Then you dare goe into a Basket) for Iknowno 
 other meanes to iaioy your companic^tben fo : for my Fa* 
 ther hath the Keyes of the Dore. 
 
 VaMd. Sal ick climb vp tot y ou ? fal ick Hy Vp tot you? 
 falick.watfcgdy? 
 
 Math. Bid him doe it SiHer, wee /hall fee his cunning. 
 
 LMtr. Oh no.foyou maycatch afal.ThereM.Hir<|f^<«w, 
 Putyourfclfe into that Basket, and I will draw you vpt 
 But no words I pray you.for fearemy Sifter hearcyou. 
 
 Vnnd. No,no}no word : Oh de fpctc Wcnlhe, Ick coraCj 
 Ickcome. 
 
 Lmr. fiiX6 yon ttidyrau^tx Heigh am! 
 
 yaitd. laickmyfoutLady. 
 
 Mttri. Merily then my Wenches. 
 
 Lour How heauie the Afle ii ,: Maiftcr Heigham,is there 
 any in the Basket but your felfc.' 
 
 foftd. Neit,neit,darebenoraan. 
 
 Laur. Are you vp fir? f^Mtd. Neit,ncit. 
 
 Man Nor neuer are you like to climbe more higher? 
 Sifters.the Woodcock's caught,the Foole is cag'd. 
 
 Fand. My foutLadylbcnucneitvp.pulmctotv. 
 
 M*Ht. Wjiea can you tell j whatroalflci Vrndaik, 
 
 G3 h 
 
 •'■1 
 
A wether beaten foldier an old wcncher, 
 Thui to be ouer reach'd by three youn-g Girlcs : 
 Ah firra now wcelcbraggc with Miftrcs Mosre, 
 To hauc as fine a Parret as flic hath, 
 Lookfrfiftcrsvrhata pretty foolc it is: 
 What a grccnc greafie ftiyningCoatc he hath, 
 An Almonde for Parret, a Rope for Parret. 
 
 V4nd. Dpcyoumocquemefegerfeger, 
 Ifalfegyourvader. 
 
 Laur. Doc and you dare, you fee here is your fortunetj- 
 Difquiet notmy father} ifyoudoc, 
 He fend you with a vengeance to the ground, 
 Well we muft confeffc we trouble you, 
 And ouer watching makes a wifcraan madde, 
 Much BDorc afoolc, theres a Cusflion for you. 
 
 Alar. To bore you through the n«fc. 
 
 Lmr. To lay your head on. 
 Couch in your Kennell fleape and fall to reft. 
 And fo good night for London maydcs skornc ftill, 
 A Dfttch-man fliould be feene to curbe their will. 
 
 Vaitd. HortyeDaughter, hort ycegods fe kcr kia?win 
 ye no let rac come tot you-'ick bid you let me come tot you 
 watt falick don, ick woud neit vorvn hundred pounde 
 AlftaroSx-Delion, Ihould fee roe ope ditmaner, well watfal 
 ick don,ick raout neit cal; vor dc Wenflics wil cu t de rope 
 and brcakc ray necke; ick fal here blcaucn til de morning, 
 & dan ick fal cal to mefter Pif^o,Sc make him fliafe & &itc 
 his dauaors: Oh de skellum Frifco, Oh dcj crucllH«es« 
 
 Enter Tifaro. 
 Pifa. IlcputthcLightout.lcaftlbecfpicd, 
 For clbfcly I haue ftolnc me foorth a doares, 
 That Iftiightknow,how my three Sonnes haucfped* 
 Now (afore God) my heart is pafsing light, 
 That 1 Kauc ouerreach'd the £»g/e/^?»f;» • 
 
 Ha*- 
 
jI Vrowan will hMe her w/Jk 
 Ha.lia.Maifter Z^<iw</«//<r,n)any fuch ilfjghts 
 Will fwagc your biggfwolnc biilke^and raake itlancke: 
 When I was youngj yet though my Haircs be gray, 
 I hauc a Young roans fpirit to the death. 
 And can a^ nimbly trip it with a Giric, 
 - As thofe whichfold the fpring-tidcin thcirBeatdi : 
 Lerd how the vcrie thought of former times, 
 Suppler thcfe neere dried lirobes with actiueneflc: 
 Wcll,thoughts arc fliaddowcs/ooner loft then fecnc. 
 Now to my Daughters, and theirmerrie night, 
 1 hope tAluaro and his csmpanie, 
 Haueread to them morrall fhiUfofhie, 
 And they are full with it : Heerelle flay, 
 And tarry till my gallant youths come foorth. 
 
 Enter H^me,1^4lgraHe,aHdHagham. (thou? 
 
 Heigh. You mad-man, wild-oats, mad-cap, where art 
 
 H^alg. Hcere afore. 
 
 HitrM. Oh ware whatloue 'n!Ned hath found the fccnt) 
 And if the Connie chauncc to mifleberBurrough, 
 Shee's ouer-berneyfayth,&ecanaot flandit. 
 
 Pifa. I know that voy ce, or I am much deceiued. 
 
 Heigh. Come, why loyter wee? this is the Dorc: 
 But fort, heere's one aHeepe. 
 
 JVdlg, ComCjletineefccle; 
 Oh dsfome Rogue or other;fpurnehim,fpurQehIm. 
 
 Hmtu. BeDotfowilfull,pretheelethiroIie. (houfe. 
 
 Heigh. Come backe, come backc, for wee are pad the 
 Yoader's Mxthem Chamber with the light. 
 
 ?if4. Well fare a head, or ! had been difcride. 
 Gods raee,whatmake the Youngfters heere fo late ! 
 I am a Rouge,and fpurne him : well lacke fauce. 
 The Rogue it waking yet,tomarreyour fpert. 
 W*^. Mm, Miftrii Mtitht4 j where be uiefe Girles^ 
 
K\ ■ 
 
 EngUJh-mn f«r my meiMfhr] 
 
 Enter iMathta tileftf, 
 
 M*th. Who's there below i . 
 
 rra(i^. Thy Ned,kiadNfd,thiathone^tta(iy Ned: 
 
 Math, No.no.itii theFrfwA»4»inhisftead, 
 That Mounficurmotlicoatc that can dirtemblc : 
 HeareyouFrtfw^»»<i«ipaekctayour Whor«inFf'4««:/} 
 Thoughl amTwr/V^^/* by theFathers fidcy: 
 And theceforc fliould bcluftfull,waaton,ligKfi. 
 YetgQodmanGo©fecapjl will let you know; 
 That 1 haucXo much Englijh by the Mother, ; - , - q % 
 
 ThatiiobaccflaueringFww^fhallmakctocAoopBj ' 
 And fo, fir Z)4»-ie/(fl« fare you well. : - 
 Wall. Whatfpeajchlef&^nota word:wliy bow nowiV>4? 
 
 Har. The Wench bathaatic him downc, 
 Hchangeshishead. , ^ 
 
 fFi^. YauDao'dc-Jion,yQa that i;alkef<^ well: 
 H^rke you a v>ofd,or two goctdvMfftri* ^Utt^ ■' ; \ 
 Did you appoynt your Friend* to ineetc you hecrc^- : - , 
 And being Gorne, tell vs of Whores in F^-^^ww^,' - ^ 
 A Sfmip}^faas.%-^ aad:a{i t^Pgl'tfltN^t^, , . - ."; \\ ij.r.A 
 
 AMon|iill,balfca.Dosgeap.d;ha}fcaBi^chjj' , > ivVi?2 
 V Vith.Traii-jdidd^Dil-dy.Oj 904 \ ,k^ wV ppt wfe« ^M'^^ 
 Hcarc you, if youScrHU away with iW^, , ;, , .it^^j^ - 
 And be content to take me as you find tnC|.V|j-,i; ;! jtpi .'tC; 
 Why fo lawjlanj yours : ifothefwifp^r ,' < ; r 1 • -r^\ ^ 
 y©ulcchingcypur^if</i,t«bcai>/»c^OT<i»fj*rrulI? ; \r^ 
 Why' then^ C^Uim:^^ beliau, I* f/pffi ht£^_* rp«, et^l*^ 
 ^mfirtMne.:: . ^ •! i \ . i ,., . ■-. . ■.' ■ ,,'^ ;,' 
 
 Math. Thatybyccaffurcstnee.thatitjsmyLpac: , 
 Say truly, Ati thiJUmyiVc*/? ?rt thourayt^ouc.^;/ . .-^ 
 
 fTalg: SvyQund8!\ivbpflhouldlbebut^jfji_?; vjr.'iui; - .' 
 youroake,mcjfs!veafe; , ;, ;_-;; . ■ s\f„- ■:■ ■Vlv.: ^Tfa':^ 
 
 j|f»<;'i. Who fpcake ymt^li^^tbfa .^hR 'f ^1° W! f -, ^ 
 
 -■'! 
 
 Q 
 
r' 
 
 A Witmin wHthaue hermlT. 
 Mari. Young maiftfir Hartty ? for th«t voywfaith fb.- 
 
 Enter LatmtiA, 
 jtlu.i. SpeikcCidct Mitt, is aot my ttacLonithctei' 
 CMMh. Ned'H^ 
 
 Heigh. Lititrefitia,bccic. 
 iMitr. Yfaythtiiou'rt welcome] 
 Heigh. Better cannot Fall. 
 AfMh^. Swcetc,ibari<houv 
 Aftri. Avsiucli to tnine. 
 Ltffir. Nay Gentles, welcome all. 
 *Pifa. Here's cunningharlatries.thcy feed thcfcoflP/ 
 With welcoiae,aad kind words^whilfl other Lads . 
 IleiJ«U»that-deligbtchey fhould potTcfTe : 
 Good GirU, I premife you I like you well. 
 jl4W-», Say maiftcrf/(»-jOT'^aW'yeu,aj you came, _ 
 * That LcAchec, which my Site«pp»ynts my man j , 
 I meancthatwantan^ba^e/r•</f«*, 
 That J'^<<»»t/9-Uather fpruce comp4niont 
 - Tfaataaticke Apeiricktvpin fafhion? 
 Hid the Afle come, Tde learne him, difference beea < 
 Betwixt an EngUfi Gentleman and him. 
 
 Hei^. How would you vfchiin.(fwe«te); 
 Ifheihoaldcoro«.' 
 
 M»-i. Nay nt)thing(fvv,eet)but only wafli bis crowae: 
 Why the AHc wooe* in fuch an amorous key. 
 That he prefumcs oo WcDch fliould fay him na^: 
 \ Hceflauers^xot-bisFingcrSiWipes his Bill, 
 [ Andfweare&>u£aythyotriliall,infaythIwil!>^ 
 Thft I am almoftjuadd to bide his wocing. 
 Heigh. Looke what he Taid in word, He a^ in doing. 
 ff^^g' Leauc thought ofhim.for day ftcalcs on apace^.v 
 And to our Loues : Will you perForme your words } 
 I AU thio&s arc ready, and the Parfon Hands, 
 
 H , Te.. 
 
:Ef»gitPs-mm (cr my m»nej; tr] 
 
 ' To ioyne as hearts in hearts, our hands in kandt } 
 Night fauours vs, the thing is quickly done, 
 Then truffc vp bagg and Bagagcs, and be gone : 
 Anderctheinorningc,to augment your ioycs, 
 Wccle make yon mothers oilixe goodly Boy* s. 
 
 Hei^h. Promife them three good Nfd, and fay nemoKo 
 
 W**^. But lie get three, and if I gette not foorc. 
 
 Pifa. Tberes a found Cardc at Maw, a hiftie lad, 
 Your father thought him well, when one he bad, 
 
 Hfijh. What fay you fweetcs, will y«u performeyour 
 wordes? 
 
 Man. Loue to true loue, no lefTcr iii««de aflordes.' 
 Wee fay vrc loue you, and that tones fayre breath 
 "Shall lead vs widi you round about the Earth : 
 And that our loues, vowes, wordes, may all proue true, 
 Prepare your Annes.forthuswf flic toyon. they Emhut*. 
 
 iy*lg. This workes Uke waxe, now ere to laorrww day, 
 If youtwoply itbutai wellas 1, 
 Weele worke om landes out 9irif4rtt DaHghe«rs : 
 And canfell all our bondes in their great Bellies, 
 When the flaue known it, how the Rege will carfe. 
 
 Mdtt. Sweetehart 
 
 LMsthe. Where art thou. 
 
 Pifd. Here. 
 
 Mdtbt. Oh lefushereseur father. 
 
 JVdlg. The Diuell he is. 
 
 Hdr m Maifter Piftr*, tweaty titaes God »orroW> 
 
 Pif*, G*od (Dorrew! now I tell you Gentlen:.. "i. 
 You wrong and moHe my paticace eucrmuch. 
 What will you Rob me. Ktllflse. CHttemy Threte: 
 Andfctmifteownebl^ud hereagainffmeteo, 
 Youhofwifti? Baggages.'or whatii worfe, 
 WilfiiU, ftoubborne.difobcdicnt: 
 VfcitnotGentlenKD, abufcme not, 
 
 • , VeViT- 
 
A Wtmi^ willkitHe her mil. 
 
 Newgate hatfi romc, thcrei law enough ia En^fand - 
 Heigh. Be not fo teftic, heare what vrccan fay ' 
 P^fr. W,llyo.ibewiu'de?firftlearnctokcepcawiTe 
 
 Learne to be thrifciCjlcarnerokcept your Lands ' 
 
 AndIcarnctopayyourde{Hsfo,Iadutfe clfc ' 
 fVHlg. What clfe,what Lands, what DcWwhat wiJI 
 
 you doe? 
 
 Haue you not Land in Morgagefor yotrr mony 
 
 NayfincetisrcweowcyonnotaPeany, 
 
 Frettcnot.Fumcnot.netierbcndctheBrowci 
 
 You take Tenn in the hundred more then Law 
 We can complayne, extortion, fimony, 
 Newgate hath Rome, then Law enough in England. 
 Heigh. Prcthehaucdont. 
 W»^. Pfcthy me no Prctliics. 
 Here IS my wife, Sbloud touch her. if thoudarft. 
 Hearft thou, He lie with her before thy face 
 Againft the CroOe in Cheape, here, any vihctc. 
 What yeuold craftie Foxyou. 
 Heigh. ^(T J, flop there. 
 
 wf '^^' ,v'^f ^'^ fP"''* °"'' ^^^^ «""«ff'' GentlctWB. 
 
 Sl^rr • "^r^'"^"^ Mu«kct.bringmemyB,l!, 
 for here are fome thatmcaae to Rob thy t^aiftcr 
 
 _ _ . , Enter AMthom. 
 
 I am a Fox with you, well lack fi wre 
 Beware Icaft for a Godfe, I pray on you. 
 
 Iffbaggagei, M<nvch, make fart thedoorc. ' 
 ^*/. A vengeance on ill lucke, 
 jintht. Whatneuerftorrae, 
 
 u u'^F' "^''^ *"'egouernment. 
 
 H^^ih. mom?A^ho.joutirM, Ahn^wciirhopes, 
 
^figftjh-fnin fir -wy mmi^ J Jf J " 
 
 Arc fwKvd too light t»ballaRCc onr ill happc j.' 
 
 Antht. TutnereAyfo,forc^»;&o»r 
 Ii n6tdcuoy<Jc«fiBeancs to hdpchis Friends, 
 
 W'w/^. SwoundsjWhataJiucllmad* hcfoorth foI«(# 
 lie lay Biy lifetwas hcc that faindc to flcepc, 
 Anchve all vnfufprtiou4,tcarmdca Roage : 
 Oh God.had 1 but kaewnc hiro ; if I had, 
 I would haucwrittfHch Letters with my Sw©rd 
 Vpon the bald skin of his parching pate. 
 That he fliould nere hauc liudc to cr«fle v$ more. 
 
 Antho. Thefc menaces are vaine.andhclpeth naught: 
 But I hauc in the dcaptbof my conceit 
 Found out a more materiall ftratagcro : 
 Harke Maifterfrrf/^4«<r,yours craues quickc difpatch. 
 About it ftraight,ftay not t» fay farcwdl. ExitfTalgrAta. 
 You Maifter Heigham.hxc you to your Chamber, 
 And ftirrehot foorth.my fliaddow, or my felfe, 
 Williathcmormngearelyvifityotij . , . . , 
 
 Build on my promife fir, and go»d night. Extt Hftihrn, 
 Laft,yet4is great in loue, as to the firft : 
 'Yfyourcmembcr.onceltoldaieft, 
 How feigning to be ficke.a Friend of mine 
 ^ PoffeftthehappyiffueofhisLoufr: 
 That counterfeited humor muft you play; 
 1 ncedflot to inftruftjou can conceiue, 
 Vfemaifter^rww your Hoft,as chiefe in thist 
 But firft, to make thematter feememore true, 
 Sickly and fadly bid the churle good night j 
 Iheare him at the Window.there he is. 
 
 Enter PiptroAboue. 
 t^oW for a trickc to ouerrcacb the DiueU. 
 4tellyouiir,youwrongmymaiftermucb, 
 And then to make amends.you giuehardwords^: 
 ^i'ath been a friend to you i nay morc.a Father? 
 lj)Xomife y«u,tisinoft vngcntly doae. 
 
'AWmMmllhauehtrwiS. 
 
 Tift*, I, well fakl Mouehe, now.I fee thy low, 
 And thou Ihalt fee mine, one day if I liue. 
 Koiic but my Daughters fir.hangcs for your tooth t 
 i'de rather fee them hang'd firi},ercyeu-getthenik 
 
 Hm-u. Maiftcr 7*i/2rr#,heare a dead man fpc*ke, 
 Who finges the wofull accents of bi$ end» 
 I doc ceafefle I louej then let not loue 
 P»eue the fad engiac of my lines remooue-s 
 MxritiAtt rich Poffefsion was my blifFcJ 
 Then in herlolTc^allioyccIipfedis : 
 As euery Plant takes vcrtuc of the Sunn^ 
 So from her Eyes, this hfc and becing fpruiig : 
 Butnew<lebard of thofe cleare Hiyning Rayes, 
 Death for Earthgapes,and Earth to Death obeyef : 
 Each word thou fpakft,(oh fpcakenot fo agamc) 
 Bore Deaths true image on the Word ingraucn j 
 Which as it flue mixt with Hcaucns aycric breath, 
 Summon<l the dreadful] Sessions of my death : 
 I leaue thee to thy wifh.and may th'cuent 
 Prooue equall to thy hope and hearts content. 
 C^^4r(>>4 to that hap, that happied is( 
 My Body to the Graae, my Soulc to blifltf. 
 Haueldoncwell? EsehJJaMe, 
 
 Antho. Excellent wellin troth. 
 
 Tifar. I, g«e $ I, goc : your words moue mc as much, 
 As doth a Stone being caft againft the ayrc. 
 But foft. What Light is that / What Folkes be tTiofc? Oh lis 
 AIH0-O &his other Friends.Ile downe & let them in. Exit, 
 Entir B>tlmAH,Fnfio,V(tniUlU,T)elioH,& Alu^f. 
 
 Frifc. Where arcwe now gaffer 5«/r<!r<ci^<r?' (wiltf 
 
 Bell. Why know you not ^rofi^(r^-j5-«>r/, where Be your 
 
 Aluar. Watbetis^r»/!&-&«>r/i'Tidite padre darej tackt 
 you dat, me fal troble you no farre. 
 
 Bell. I thankc you Cfntlcmen, good nights 
 Good night Frifco, Sftit ^eimm. 
 
 H3 frifc. 
 
EttgUfh'menfhr my m^nij : sr^ 
 
 ^^>^fC' Farewell »**f/m(r|;f, what a Clowae it is: 
 "t-^oms on my mairtm mcmly.Ile knockc at the d«rc, 
 
 A>itha. Wha'i tbeerc, our three wife Woers, 
 Blockhead ^ur man? had he not twin, 
 They might haue hanged them-fclues, 
 For any Wenches they had h« vpon: 
 Good morro w,or good den, I kno w not v/hether. 
 
 Detia, Monficar de Mewche, wat mackcyou out de 
 Houis fo late ? 
 
 Enter fiftro below. 
 
 Ptfa. Wh2t,what,young men oc fluggardsjFy for Haamc 
 You trifle time at home about vainc toy ej, 
 Whilfl others in the meane trmc.flealc your Brides : 
 I tell you fir, the EngHfh Gentlemen 
 Had wel-ny mated you,and mee.and all ; 
 The Dores were open.and the Girles abroad. 
 Their Swcot-hearts ready to rcceiiie them to : 
 And gone forfooth they had been, had not I 
 (I thmke by reuclation) ftopt their flight J 
 But 1 haue coopt them vp.and fo will kccpe thcna. 
 But firra Frifio, where'i the man I fentfor ! 
 V Vhofe Cloake hane you got there ? 
 HownoWjVvhere's Z^<««^/^.' 
 
 Frifc, For-footh he is not hcerc : 
 lAi\^a MenditH you mcane,docyounot.' 
 
 Pifar. Why logcrhead.him 1 fentfor.vvhercK he? 
 Where haft thou been? How haflthou fpcnt thy tiraci' 
 Did I not fend thee to my Sonne Vandalle? 
 
 Frifc. I M.^W^/Zj why forfooth I was at his Cham- 
 ber, and wee were comminghithcrward, and he wai very 
 hot.and bade me carry hisCloakcj and I no fooner had itj 
 but hc(bcing very lighT)firkc$ me downcon thelcft hand, 
 and Iturnddowneon the left hand.andfoloft: him. 
 Ptfa. VVhy then you turnd togeather, Affc. 
 
 Frtfi. Nofir,we;icuerfawoncaBotherfincc= 
 
 P^4. 
 
A WiffimwiU htm btn.wB^D^i -, ^d 
 
 fi)i. VVTiy.tumdyounotbojhcnthelefrJianrf? .: 
 Trife. No for-foodi wc tunid both oatbe left hand. 
 Ptpi. Hayda, why y etyou weatboth togeatfact. 
 Tnf. Ah Do.wc wcne cieane contrary eaeireai aaathtr. 
 •?.> Why Dolt,whyPatch,wh3f!Afle, 
 On which hand tUrnd ycc? 
 
 Frifc. Alaj, alas, 1 cannot tell for-ftoth, it was (o dark* 
 I could not fcCjOn which hand wc turnd t But 1 am fur* we 
 rurndoncway. 
 
 P»/St. Was cucr creature plagud with fuch a Dolt / 
 My Sonne VrndalU now hath loH hinfelfc^ 
 And /hall all nfght goe ftraying bout the Towne( 
 Or roccte with lomc flrange Watch that knoweshin notj 
 Apdall by fuch an arrant AHc as this. 
 
 Anth. No,no,you may foone fmel thtDutchn/Mj lodg- 
 Now for a Figure : Out alas,what's yonder .' (ing: 
 
 Pt/A. Where? 
 
 Frif. Hoyda,hoyda,aBajket: it tuMcs,hoe. 
 Pi/A. Peace yeViUaiiie,»id let's fee who's thert? 
 Goe looke about the H«ufc j where areour -Weapons? 
 W^hat might this tseane i 
 
 Frifc. Looke.lookc.lookt} there's one in it.hepecpsout: 
 Is there nerc a Stoaehere to hurle at hisNofe. 
 
 Pift. What, wotildft thou breake my VVindowcs 
 with a Stone .' How now.who's there, who are you fir? 
 
 Frifc, Lookc.he peepes out againe : Oh it's MtCMend- 
 <//,!t'$ M.MemUU: how got he vp thither? 
 PifA. Vyhat.roy Sonne yknda//e, how comet this to palTe? 
 AlitA. SignotyamiAJU, wat do } o goe to dc wcn/hc inde 
 Basket? 
 
 VAttd. Oh Vadcre.Vader c.hcre be fufli auell Dochter- 
 kcns, ick ben alfo wery, alfo wcry,aUo cold 5 for be in dit 
 little Basket : Icprey hclpedeae. 
 
 Fri/c. He lookes like the fignc of the Mouth without 
 Bifliops gate, gaping, and a great Face,andagtcat Head, 
 
 and 
 
Englijh'men f»r mj mjftej t ^r] 
 and no Body. 
 
 Pift. Why how now Sonne, what haire your Adaraints 
 Dfawaeyouvp fo farrc, and there Icftyaa hanging 
 T vvixtHcaocH and Earth like ^^^awrr/Scpulchrci" 
 
 Aatho. They did vnkindly, who fo ere they, were. 
 That plaga'd him here, hke T>i>ttalns in Hell, 
 To touch his Lippes like the dclircd Fruitc, 
 Andthcnto fnatch it fromiiis gaping Chappes. 
 
 jilaa. A little fardcr fignor^W<»//ir, and dan you may 
 put V heiiineo it windo and calh dc Wcnfh. 
 
 Vknd. Ick prey Vader dat youhdps de race, Ick prey. 
 GoddicVadcr. 
 
 FV*« Hclpcyou.buthow/ 
 
 Frifi. Cut the Rope. 
 
 Afttha. Sir, Ifc goe in and fee, 
 Andif lean, Ilclethimdownetoyou. Sxh Anthtnj. 
 
 Pifa. Doe gentle Moachs .- Why but here'j a ieftj 
 They fay.highclimcrs hauethcgreateft falles; 
 ]%ou [Ireuldfall ; a$ how youledoc I knswnot,, 
 Birlady I fhould doubt mc of my Sonne : 
 Pray to the Rope to hold : Art thou there MMchel 
 Enter eyinthoKj ahoue, 
 
 Anthe. Yes fir, now you may chufe.whether youle ftay. 
 ti'H let him downe,or whether I Ihall cut him downc.'' 
 
 Prifc. Cuthimuovvac miiflcr^»»y/J,cut hiradownc 
 And let's fee, how hdc tumble, 
 
 T'ifi. Why faucc, who ask'd your counfaileJ 
 Let him downc. 
 
 What,withaCu$fliiontooJ why y«uprouided 
 To lead your life as did Dingine!; 
 And for a Tubb, to creepc lato a Bajkct . 
 
 Vsadji. Ick fall fcg v Yader, Ick quamc here to your . 
 Huife and fpreakc tol dc CX)chterkcn. « 
 
 t'rifc. Mi Aisnddl, you arc welcome out of tiic Basket : 
 iiincikUjRatt,itwa$ aat for nothing, that you loft me. 
 
 Vandt 
 
 i 
 
A Woman will hdHe h.r mil. 
 
 yanJ. Oil skflliim,vo<i run away from me. 
 Pif*. ! fhoLi^ht (o firn,y'oj gauc him the flip*- 
 Tri^c. Fawinofo'-foothslle tcllyoiihow it was: when 
 wc com: from Bucklcrs-Buric into Corn- Wale, and I had 
 taken t'lcCloakCjthcn you Hio^sld hauc turnd downeon 
 your kft hand and fo hau*^ 5'>"fr right forward, and (o-. 
 turnd vp a^amc,and fo haiic croft the flrcat':;and you like 
 an Arte. 
 
 Pija. Why how now Rafcallj is your manner'^ fnch.-' 
 You alii:, yon Dult, why kd you hitn tiiroftirh Corn-hillj 
 Your way had been to cometfirough Canning ftrccte. 
 fw/J-. Whyfo Jdidfir. 
 P//.<. Why t^o'J fcrfl yccwereinCorn-HilU 
 - Frtf. Indeed lir there was three faults, the Night was. 
 darke.Maifler J/i:W.V/drunkc, and 1 fleepyjihat wc coali 
 not tell vcry.wcU,.whioh way wc went. 
 
 ft)^. S^/rra I bwc foi' this a Giid^gcHiiigi 
 But Genf'cmen.fith things hauefaulne out fo. 
 And for i feci; ^W/j/K? qfilkci for cold, 
 This nighr icccpt your Lodgiogcs in my houfe, 
 And in thi morning (orward with your raarriat^c,. ■ " 
 Come oo my fomves; firra f«fch-vp mote wood . 
 
 ' • - ExeunK 
 
 Enter the three Sifters. 
 ^Laitr. Isfay ncuer weepe Manm (or the matter, 
 Tearcsarebutfigncsofforrovv.hctpingnot. I * 
 Mori. VVoulditnotmaddcone tobc croft a^I, 
 Being in the very hight of my dcfire / 
 Tbcftrangerjfruftrateall : our true lcue*s come. 
 Nay more, eum at the doorc, and H.vmiet armcs ' 
 Spred aj a Raync-bow ready torecCfuenie, 
 And then mv Father me-.tcvi: Oh God, oh God. ' 
 Math. Wcfpewliothatliftforme.y faythnoti, 
 Though lam youngtft yctmy ftomack's great: 
 Nortu r,ot Uilii :, fiiendj, nor any one, 
 Shailoiakgmc ,\vd the man J cannot loiie: ' 
 
 I- He 
 
EttgUfh-men fer my momy : or] 
 
 Ikhatiemy wiH ynfayth, y'fayth I will. 
 
 Laur. Let vs detcrmincSifters what to doc. 
 My father mcanes to wed vs m the morning, 
 And ihercforc fomcthiag rauft be thought vpon. 
 
 C5li4r«. Week to our father aad fa know his inindc,- 
 I and hisreafon too, wearcnofaoles^ 
 Or Babes neither, to be fcddc with words. 
 
 Lanr. Agrcede,ag«:edc: butwhofliallfpcakcforall? 
 
 UH»th. I will 
 
 LPlfari. No I. 
 
 LoHT. Thou wiHnet fpcakcferxrying. - 
 
 Mori, Yes. yes I warrant you, that humors l«ft, 
 Bee I but mou'dc a h ttlc, I ft all fpcake. 
 And an^cr him 1 fcare, «r€ I hauc done. 
 
 Enter ty^nthawf, 
 
 tAll. Whom Anthofr^ our friend, our Schoole^naifter* 
 Now helpc vs Gentle Amhenj, or neuer. 
 
 Autho, What isyour Jjaftic tunning chaogM to prayer, 
 Say, where were you going? 
 
 ZiWr . , Eucn to our fa ther. 
 To know w hat heiRtendes to doc with vs. 
 
 Araha. Tisboetlc(retru(ln]cc,ferkeisrefolu'«l 
 To naarfy you to. 
 
 /^^w/. , The Strangers. 
 ■ Amho. Yfaythheis. , 
 
 ^4f/&. YfaythheJiallnot. , ;=^l 
 
 Frenchman, be fnrc wcele pluckc 9 Crow together, 
 Beforeyou force mec giue my hand atChurch. 
 
 Mori. Cometo our Father fpeach this comfort finds, 
 That we may fcoiild out grif fe,and cafe oiu: mindcs. 
 
 Anth. Stay,Stay>J/.«r«»^j and aduife you better. 
 It is not Force, butPollicie mqft ferue : 
 The Dorcs arelockt,your Father keepcs the Kcye, 
 Wherefore vnpofsibie to fcape away : 
 
 Yet hauc I plott€d,and d«Mi{?d a dr^ft, 
 
 T~^ 
 
A Wontdn mil Bme hit wS* 
 
 y^fruflratc your intended matiagcs, \ 
 
 y^n J (riuc you full poflefsion of your ioy«: 
 Liufrenti4, ere the mornings light appcare. 
 
 You muft play ^»'W 'i^y ^*%"*^** 
 Math. ZJi„thaKJf,^flh3Lt «f vj / What fiiall we weaiPb^ 
 
 Mtri, 3 
 
 jiuth. Soft,foft,y<m arc too forward GirleJ, I fweare. 
 For you fene other drift deuifd mufl bee / 
 One (haddow for a fubHance : this is fhee. 
 Nay wc«p«not fwcctes.repofe vpon my care. 
 For all alike, or good^^r bad ^all /hare : 
 You will haac H^mit, ybu Heigham, and you Ntdy , 
 You &all haue all your wiHi^or be I dead : 
 For fooner may one day the Sea lie dill, 
 Then once rcftraine a Woman of her will, 
 A/i. Swecte-^jrtiir^Jiy, how fhall we quit thy bird 
 Jtith. Notgif«,butyeurcofltcnttncntsldcfire: ■ 
 TehelpcmyCountrimcBlcaft about, ^"^• — 
 For Strangers loues blarefrefli, but fooaeburne out: . 
 Swectctcftdwellheere.andfrightfullfeareobiure, | 
 
 Thefe eyes £hall wake to make y out reft fccure ; S 
 
 For ere againc dull night the dull eyes charraes, ^ 
 
 Each one fhall fould her Husband m her armes : 
 Which if it chauncc, we may auouch it ftill, 
 Womcn&Maydes will alwayes haue their wi/1. MxeuMt* 
 Enter Pifare and Frifco. 
 Pifa. Are Wood & Coalcs brought vp to make a fire? ^ 
 Is the Mcate fpitted ready to lie downe : 
 For Baicmcates He haue none, the world's too hard : 
 There's Gccfc too, now I remember mcej 
 Bid L^frfwv^w lay the Giblets in Part, 
 Here's nothing thonghtvpon,but what I doe. 
 Stay J'ri/fff, fc« who nnges : looke to the Dore, 
 Let none come in I thargcwerehemy Father, 
 He kcepe them whilft I haue them : Fr{/fo,who is ft? - ; 
 Fri/c. Sheiscon>eynfayth. 
 
ErtgU^i-men for mj money : or] 
 Tifa. Who is come/' 
 
 Fnfi. Miflris ^»/Zr^«»ftf,M)f}ri? Moorcs ^a^ghtCf. 
 Tifa. hi\\{\xxiS»fm,h£i ? Oh fiic nmO coincin, 
 Tnfc. Hang him, if he Rcepe out a Wench: 
 Yfthe Wench kctpc not euthin«,fo it is. 
 
 Enter iVAlgi-aHe in fyemansattiret 
 
 pifa. Welcome Mi{li'isJ'«A», welcome; 
 I little thought you would iiaue come to night j 
 But welcome (truft rat) are you to my houfc : 
 What,doih your Mothcrmcnde? doth flicrecouer? 
 I promifc you \ am forry for her fickncITc, 
 
 ff^al^. She's better then fliewasjthankc God for ft, 
 Pifd. Now afore God Qic is a fweetc fmuggc Girle, 
 OHemightdocgoodon her j theflefliis frayk, 
 Man hath infirmitie, and fuch a Bride, 
 Were able to change Age to hot defire J 
 Harke you Sweet-heart, 
 To morrow are my Daughters to be wcddc, 
 I pray youtakethepaines togoc withthcia. 
 iVal^. IfliryouJc giuemelcaue,lle waightonthem. 
 Pi/a. Yes marry fnall you.and a thoufand thankcs, 
 Such company as you my Daughters want, 
 Maydes muft grace Maydes.when they are married: 
 Ifi: not a merry life(thlpkes thou)' to wed, 
 Fer to imbrac?, and be imbrac'd abed. 
 
 rra/g. 1 know tiot what youmeane fir. 
 Heerc's an old Ferret Pol-cat. 
 
 Ptfa. You may doe, if youle follow mine aduicc; 
 I tell thee Moufe.I knew a Wench as nice : 
 Well,flKc's atreftpoorcfoule,Imcan:myWifc, 
 That thought (alas good heart) toue was a toy, 
 Vntill (wcll.that time is gon and pafl away) 
 But wby fpeake 1 of this : Hatke yec Sweeting, 
 There's morein Wcdlocke,tben the name can fliew; 
 
 And 
 
 :J 
 
'A WomAH will JjAUe her wilL ' 
 Andfl«w(birlady) you arcripcinycarei : 
 And yet take heed Wench, there lyes a Pad in Straw j 
 
 W^lg. Old Fornicator,hadi my Dagger, 
 Ide breake his Co Hard. 
 
 Ptfa. YouHg men arc flippcry.ficklc, waucringj 
 Conftantabidinggraccth rone but Age: 
 Then Maydes fliould now waxe wife, and doc fo, 
 Astochulcconftantmen.letficklegoc, 
 Youth's vnrcgarded.and vnhonourcd: 
 An auncient Man dothmakea MaydcaMatron: 
 AndisnotthatanHonour,hovvfay you.' how fay youj 
 
 IViUg Yes forfootfi. 
 (Oh old luft will you neucrletmcgoc.) 
 
 Ttfa. You fay fight well, and doe but thinkc tWereon, 
 How Husbands, honored yeares.longcard-fc^r wealth, 
 Wifcftayedncfle.Experientgouernment, 
 Doth grace the May de, that thus is made a Wife, 
 An'fi you will wifliyourfclfefuch, onmylifc. 
 
 pv.tlg. I thinkc I muflturne womankind altogcathef, 
 An<l (cratch out his eyes : 
 For adong as he can fee iDc,helehcre let me eoe. 
 
 Ftfa, Butgoc (fwcet-heart) to bcd,I doe thee wrong, 
 The latcncfl'e no w.make $ all our talkc fccrac long. ^ 
 
 Enter Anthtny. 
 
 How now Momhe^ht the Girlesabcd/ 
 
 Anth. Alathea (and it like you) fainc would fleepe, 
 bur onely tarricth for her bed-fellow. 
 
 Tija. Ha.you fay well: come.lighthcr to hcr Chamber, 
 Goodreft wifli Itotheej wiQifotomce, 
 Then Sttpin and Ttfayo fliall agree : 
 Thinkebut whatioy 3s neere your bed-fellow, 
 Such may be yours 5 take counfaile of your Pillows 
 To morrow weelc talke more 5 and fo good night, 
 Tlunkc whatis fa) d,may bee,ifall hit right. 
 
 I3 
 
EngU^-mm for mj mmij ] fir] 
 
 mdg. Wh»t,haacIpa(lthePikcs:kn-)vcshenoti\?>^ 
 Ithinkcl haucdcfcru'd his Daughter! bed. 
 
 Jnth. Tis well,ti$ well : but this let rac rcqucfj, 
 Youkecpc vnknownc.tillyou belaidetorcft : 
 And then a good hand fpecd you. 
 
 Wttlg. Tut.Bcre fcare mec, 
 
 Wctwoabed (liall neucrdifagrcc, Sxeunt Antht.^WAlf. 
 
 Trifc. I hauc flood dill all this while, and cauld not 
 
 fpeake for laughing: Lord what a Dialogue hath there bin 
 
 betwccne Age and Youth. You do good on her? euenas 
 
 jnuch as ray DutchmMt will doc on my young Miftris : 
 
 Maifter, follow m/ counfaile; thea fend for M.^/^J&rfw 
 
 tohelpchiro,f6r(lelayinyCappct» two Pence, thathec 
 
 will be aflecpc to morrow at night,when he fliould goe to 
 
 bed to her : Marry for the ItdUn, he is of an other humor, 
 
 for there le be no dealings with him,till midnight \ for hoc 
 
 rauft flauer all the Wenches in the houfc at parting, or he is 
 
 no body : hec hath been but a litle while at our Houfe, yet 
 
 in that fmall time, heehach lickt more Greafe from our 
 
 M<T(*iilins\\^^u, then would haue feru'd ZWjnKicchin- 
 
 ftuffcthistweluemonth . Yet for my money, well fare the 
 
 frenchman. Oh hec is a forward Lad, fi5>r hceie no fooner 
 
 cometromtheChurch, butheelcfly to theChanaber; why 
 
 hcele read bis Leffon fo often in the day time, that at night 
 
 like an apt Schollcr, hccle be ready to leli his old Booke ta 
 
 buyehimanew. Oh the generation of Lanj^uagcs that 
 
 our Houfe will bring foorth : why euery Bcdd will hauc a 
 
 propper fpeach to himfelfc, and hauc the Founders name 
 
 written vponitinfaire Cappitall letter}^ Heerelaj, andfo 
 
 foorth. 
 
 Pifa. Youle be a villaine fiill : Looke who's at dore? 
 
 Frijc. Nay by the Maffe, you are M. Porter, for lie be 
 Ikang'd if yoM loofc that office, hauing fo pretty a morfell 
 vnder your keeping : I goe (old huddle) for the bcfl Nofe 
 at fmelljngouta Pin-fold,thatlknow : well, take hecdc, 
 you niay happcspickcvp Wormes folong,that at length 
 
 fo!U,€ 
 
? 'j^Wfir^ttti mil ^dUe her wi^s 
 
 fomeof them get into yourNofe, and neuer out after : But - 
 what an Aflc am I to thinkc f©, confidering all the Lodg- 
 10 (^es are taken vp already, and there's net aDog-kcnncU 
 empty for i ftrangc Wormc to breed in. 
 Enter cyfnthory. 
 
 Antho. The day is brokciO^^f^^^ftf and young iV></, 
 By this time.are fo furely linckt togcather. 
 That none in Londen can forbid the Banes. 
 Z^«r,f«rMfheisnecrc prouided for ; 
 t So thatifH^m« pollicicbuthold, 
 
 Elcc-whcare the Strangers may goc feeke them Wiues : 
 But heerethey come. 
 
 Enter Pifar» And Brtwtie. 
 
 Pifa, Six a dockc Tay yowj tr.iftmec, forward daycst 
 - Harke you cJ^owc^hic you to Church, 
 BidM ^w/fl?-^fce in readineflc : 
 Wlitrc goe you.that way! 
 
 j^Kth. For my Ooake.fir. 
 
 Pifa. OhtisweU: andM.5?-ow«if, \ 
 
 Truiftmcc, your earclv ftitting makes memufe, i 
 
 Isittoroeeyourhufincfle/ J 
 
 Br»wn. Eutn to your fclfc : |j 
 
 I come (I thinke) to bring you welcome newes, 
 
 PijA, And welcome newc5. 
 More welcome makes the bringer : 
 Speake/peakcjgood M..'Browne, I long t* hcarc them» 
 
 iSrow. Then this it i$. Young H-ir^/r late laft night. 
 Full weake and Hckly came vnto his lodging, 
 From whence this fuddainc mallady procecdcs : 
 ^i Tis all vnccrtaine, the Do ftors and his Friends 
 ; Affirme his health is vnrccoucrable : 
 
 Young Heigham inANedWalgraue lately left him. 
 And I came hither to informe you ofit. 
 
 Pifr. Young M./f<irw>fickc5 now afore God 
 The newcs bites nccre the Bone ; for fhouid he die, 
 fiisLiuingmorgagcd would be redccsacd^ 
 
For not thefc three months doth the Bond bcarc iit.* 
 Die no w,marry Godio heauen defend it t '** 
 
 OhmyfvvmcLands,Ioofcthcc.nayloofcn,yIifc. 
 And whichis worft, I darcnotLke min.ownf ' 
 tor i take two and twenty in the hundred. 
 
 When thcLaw giucs but ten : But fliould he Hue 
 Heecarclefrcwouldhaucleftthcdebtvnnaide ' 
 ^hcn had the Lands been mine P,/aros o wnc ' 
 
 Mine.mincowne Landmine owncPoffefsion. 
 
 Brow. Nayhearcmeeout. , 
 
 ,,f5^» You'r out too much already, . . 
 
 Vnlelleyoti giue him lifc.andmec his Land. -1- 
 
 •Briw. Whether tis Iguc to you,or to your Daughter 
 1 know not certame; but the Gentleman 
 Hath made a deed of gift of all his Lands 
 
 Vnco your beautious Daughtcrfaircc^f^^W. 
 Pept. Ha,fay that word againe,fayitacraiac 
 A good thing cannot be too often fpoken : ' 
 Marwa fay y qu, are yo)i fure twas fhec. 
 Or Afarj/,J4Argery, er fomc other Mayde J 
 
 2"r^«. To noac but your Daugh ter fairc ^^/^A 
 And to the gift might be more forcible, ' 
 Yourncighbourmaifter^ipor^aduifedvs, 
 (WhoiiawitnelTeofyoung.¥-<r«/>/Will) 
 Sjcke as hee is,to bring him to your hoiife : 
 1 knov/ they are not farrc, but doc attendc, 
 That thcy.roay know, what welcome they /Tiallhaue. 
 
 P'fi- What welcome firj at welcome aj new life 
 Giucn to the poore condemned Prifoner : 
 Returne (good maiftcr^^-oB'w; afTure their welcome, 
 Say it, nay fwearc itj for they'r welcome truly : 
 For welcome arc they to race which bring Gold. 
 See downe w;ho knockcs 5 it may be there they arct 
 F^^'ctf.call downcmy SoHnes,bid theGirlesriic : 
 Whae?s Momht) what, is hcgon or no J . 
 
jiWomarf will haus^ hfr ir/'/f." ' 
 
 Enter LmtrfntiAhi ^nthtn'tfs Mttire, 
 Oh hcarc you fi.ra, bring alung with you 
 Miifter 54^# the Spanilh Marchant. 
 
 LMtr'i Many 5-<^»/Ij lletomyLoue : 
 And thankcs to Anthony for this cfcapc. 
 
 Plpt. Stay, take vs with you. Harke.they knockc agiine, 
 Come my foules comfort.thou good ncwes bringer, 
 I iiiuft necdej hugge thee euen for pure afFcftion. 
 
 Enter Haruie brought in a Chairs, Moore, Brftvue^ 
 AliMre,yMd>ilie,De/fon,4fui Frifis. 
 
 'Pifa. Liftroftly (good ray friendi)for hurting him. 
 Lookcchearelyfir,you'f welcomctomyhoufe. 
 Haike M..yiMdttUe, and my other Sonncs, 
 Seemc to be fad as grieuing for his Gckneficj 
 Butinwardiy reioycc. Maiftert/<»»ii<»//f, 
 Signor v4/«4r(?, M0nfieurDf/>o», 
 Bid my Friend wclcorae.pray bid him welcome ? 
 Take agood hcartj I doubt notCby Gods Icauc) 
 You fhall recouer and doe well enough : 
 (Yf I fliould thinke fo, I rtiould hangc my £elf«.) 
 Trifie, goe bid Marina come to mcc. Exit Erifce. ' 
 
 Youarea Witneffe fir, of this mans Will: 
 What thinke you M.yWoo>'i!',what fay you to'tj 
 
 Moor. Maiftcr /'//^w.follow rainc aduicc t 
 You fee the Gentleman cannot cfcapc. 
 Then let him flraight be wedded to yourDiughterj , 
 So during life tirae,fiac fliall hold his Land, 
 When now(becing nor kith nor kin to him) 
 For 3!1 the deed ol Gift, that he hath fcald, 
 His younger Brother will inioy the Land. 
 
 Ptfa. Marry my Daughter : no birlady , 
 Hearc you Almro, my Friend counfailcroee, , , 
 Seeing youDg M. /i^i^-wV is fo ficke, 
 
 K. ; T© 
 
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'EKglifh-menfor mj monep'Or] 
 
 To marry Iii'rn incontinent to my Daughter. 
 
 Or elfc the gift he hath btftowde.is vaine s 
 
 Marry and hec rccoucr ; no my Sonne, 
 
 I will hot loofe thy loue, for all his Land*' -J 
 
 Alua. Here you padre, do nolofe his Lands, his hun-' 
 drcd porupfr^?;»9 tis worttohauarjlct himhauede ma- 
 treffc Marim'm demariagc,tisbutvormctoattc;idrevne 
 day more : if he will no cic, I fal giuc him fu/li a Drinckc, 
 fufh a Potion falmakhim giu€ dc Bonos neehet to all dc 
 world. 
 
 Pifa. ^/^-iro.here's my Kcycs.takc iall I hauc, 
 , My MoTl^ey,Platc,Wealth,lcwds,Daughtertoo: 
 Now God be thanked, thaf I hauc a Daughter, 
 worthy to be AluaroeshtAftWovi I 
 Oh how I doe admire and pray fc thy wit, 
 lie ftraight about it : Heare you Maifter CMoore. 
 
 Enter (J^farwaar.iiFrifiOi I 
 
 Trifi. Nay fayth hce's fickc, therefore though hecbe 
 corae,yet he can doc you no good j there's no remedy but 
 cuen to put your felfc into the haods o£x\i&Jtalum, that lay 
 that dme that he hath part his grouth, young Harnie will 
 be in cafe to come vponiirwithafifeoffrefhforce. 
 
 Man. ismy Louccome,& iScke.''I,now thauloucftmc. 
 How my heart ioycs : Oh God, get T my will,, 
 lie driue away that Sicknefle with a kiUe : 
 1 need net faine, for I could weepe for ioy. 
 
 Pifa. itf]iatltefo*,'Comc!hi«hcrDaughter. 
 MaiKerHi«w/>, that you may fecroy loue 
 Comes from a finglc heart vnfaynedly ^ 
 Scchecrc my Daughtcr.her I make thine ownc : 
 Nay lookc not flrange, before thef<^ Gentlemen, 
 I freely yeeld cJlf<«r««^for thy Wife, 
 H^^^w. Stay; f!ay good fir,forbearc this idle workc, 
 
 ,Myfoule, is labouring for a higher place, ,, 
 
 When 
 
A Woman mil haue her mB, 
 
 Then this vainc tranfitorie world can yceld : 
 What.would you wed your Daughter to a Grauc3 
 Forthij ii but Deaths raDciell inraansfliapc; 
 You and iAlua^-o happic liue togcather : 
 Happy were I, to fee you liue togeathcr. 
 
 Ptfr, Come fir,Itruft you lliall doc well againc: 
 Hccrc.hcere, it rouft be fo j God giue you ioy, 
 And bleffe you (not a day to hue togeather.) 
 
 fi»^. Hortyc brodcr.will yc let den andcr hcb your 
 Wiue? nerapt hacr,ncinpt haer your fcluc? 
 
 Jltta. No,nojtu{h you be de f«ole,hcre be dat Tal fpoyle 
 de mariagc of hem : you haue dcccuc mc of de fine Wcnflj 
 fignor//'W«9',but I faldcceuc you ofderaufli Land. 
 
 f/4r». Are all things furc Father, is all difpatch'd? 
 
 Tifa. Whatintrcft wehauc,v;cyecldit you: y 
 Are you now fatisfied, or rcftes there ought ? 
 
 Haru. Nay Father, nothing doth rem«inc,butthankcs: 
 Thankcs to your lelfe firft, that difdayning mcc, 
 Yet loudc my Lands, and for them gaue a Wife. 
 Butncxt.rntocy^^^w-oletme turne, 
 To courtious gentle louiog kind ^/<«r», 
 That rather then to fee mc die for lone. 
 For very loue,wouldloofe his bcawtiousLouc. 
 
 Vand. Ha, ha, ha. 
 
 Veli. Signor y^/^^x-o, giue himde ting quickly falraake- 
 hem dy,autremant you fallofc define Wcnfli. 
 
 AIha. Oymte che haue^e allhora apprejfata U manoal mio 
 eore, o fuen curat o ate, f che tongofei ta arriuato, o cie/i, o terra. 
 
 Tif4. Am I awake ?or doe deluding Dreames 
 Makcthat feeme true.which moftmy foulc did fcare .'' 
 
 Haru NayfaythFather, it?s verycertainctruoj 
 I am as well as any man on earth : 
 Am I ficke firres ? Looke here,is Haruie fickc ? 
 
 Ptfa. What rhalll doe? What (hall I fay? 
 Did not you counfaile mce to wed ro^ Childe? 
 
 K^ . What,. 
 
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 Englilh.min fer twj mBfWj'.orl 
 
 What Potion.' Where's yourhelpc,yourranecIy.' 
 
 Hxru. T hope more happy Starres wilkeignc to day, 
 And don Alnaro liaut iwcre company. 
 
 Enter c/f»th<mie. 
 Antho. Now Anthony ,\.\\i% cottens as it rfiould, . 
 And eiicry tiling forts to his with'd efFcft : 
 Haruit ioj'cs Moll : my. T>t*tcht»anii\6. the French, 
 Thinking allfurc,la«ghs St Alftaros hap j 
 But quickly 1 fhall marrc that metric vainc, 
 Andmakc your Fortunet cquall with your Friends. 
 
 Tif*. Sirra/l/«pc/;<r, what anfwcre brought you backcJ 
 Willmaifter'54^r»comc,as I requeued.'' 
 
 Anth. MaiRer BMfi.ro\ I know not who you ineane. 
 Pifa, Know you not Aflc, did 1 not fend thee for him? 
 Did not I bid thee bring him.with the Parfon? 
 What anfwerc made fcee, will hee come ar no ? 
 
 Anth, Sent me for him : vvhy fir.you fent notmee, 
 I neither went for him,nor for the Parfon : 
 I aiB glad to fee your Woriltip u fomerric. Knockf, 
 
 Tijk. Hence you forgetful! dolt : 
 Lookedowncwho knockcs? Exit Antho. 
 
 Enter Frifeo, 
 Erifc. Oh Maifter, hange your felfe ; nay ncuer ftay for 
 aScrsionj:Maillei fanddls confefTeyourfclfe, dcfirethc 
 pcopktoprayforyou 5 for your Bride ftice is gone -.Lou- 
 rentm is run away. 
 
 y'anda. Oh de Diabolo, de raaUfortune : is matrelTc 
 Laurentsa gaen awech \ 
 
 Tiftt. Firft tell raec that 1 am a liuelcfle coarfej 
 Tell mee of Doomes-day.tell mee what you will. 
 Before you fay Lawentia is gone. 
 
 Mgri Maifter FkHda/le.how doe you fcelcyour fclfc ? 
 What, hang the head ? fie man for {hame I fay, 
 tLooke not to heaoicon yourmarriqge d^y. 
 
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 iirtt. 
 
AWsmmwHlhauehemilL 
 
 fjtfrtt. Oh blatrc him not,liJ$ gricfc is quickfy fpidcj 
 That is a Bridcgrcomc, and yet want* his Bride. 
 
 1 Enter Heigham^ Laurent m, Bfllaro^ dr Anthony, 
 
 'Balf. Maiftcr Pifaro,and GentIcmcn,good day to all; 
 According fir, aj you requeued mee, 
 This morne I made repaire vnto the Tower, 
 Where as Ldurentia now was married : 
 And fir, [ did expefl y«iir commiag thither j 
 Yet in your abfciice,wce pcrfotm'd the rites^: 
 Therefore I pray fir,bid God giucthcnhioy. 
 
 Heigh. H c tcls y e u true, LmrentU i s my Wifej 
 WhoknowingthatherSiftersmurtbe wed} ' 
 Prefiiming al lo, that you'lc bid her welcome, 
 Arc cometo beare them company to Church. 
 
 HitTH. You come too late,thc Mariage rites arc done : 
 Yet welcome twenty-fold vnto the Feaft. 
 How fay yon firs,did not I tell you true, 
 Thefc Wenches would haue vs, and none of you. 
 
 Laur. I cannot fay for thefc j but on my life, 
 This loues a Cusfliion better then a Wife. 
 
 AMI. And reafon too, that CusQiion fell oiit right, 
 Elfc hard had been his lodging all laft night. 
 
 "Balf. Maiftcr Pi/2rrfl, why ftand yourpeachlcfTcthui? 
 ^ipi. Anger, and extreame griefe enforceth mee. 
 Pray ^xx^^ who bade you meetcmeeatthe Tower? 
 Balf. Who fir \ your iQan fir, Moifche\ here he if. 
 Anth. Who I fir.mcane yau vatti you are a ieftmg man, 
 ftfa. Thou art a Villaine.a diflembling Wretch, 
 Worferthen Anthony y^VovnWt^X.\^^x 
 Fetch me an OfFiccr, lie hamper yow. 
 And make you fing ifSnck-rrel/ for this tricTcc : 
 For well he hath dcferude it, that would fweare 
 He went not foorth a dores at my appoyntment. 
 Anth. So fweare I flilijl went not foorth to day. 
 
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■'^'■B»BWi^»>!!"-l'HHHil,l^i'v\l»„ 
 
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 tngUjh'menformjmoitejtori 
 
 TSiiif. Whyarrantlyer,wertthoqnotwithmec? 
 'Fifk. How fay you raaifter SrowHr,wcathe not foorthj- 
 ^njw, Hce.pr his ItkenclTedicl,! know not whether. 
 Pifa. What iikenefle can there bcbelldes himfelfc? 
 Lifir. Myfelfe(forfooth)thattookehisfljapcvponin?, 
 1 was thitcJMiw^.fthatyoufentfroBi home": 
 And that fame U'lffla'ir^f that dcceiaed you, 
 Effcftcd to poffcffe this Gentleman : 
 Which to attain*, 1 thus be guil'd you all. 
 
 Ilt-ife. This is excellent, this is as fine as a Fiddle: you 
 M . Heigham got the Wench in Mowhes apparcll 5 no w let 
 Mowchs put on her apparell, and be married to the Datch-^ 
 . man ■■ How thinke y ou.is it not a good vize ? 
 m^ Moor. MaifterPj/^rs.rtiake off melancholy, 
 W'- Whsnthinges arc hclpelctre.paticncemuft be vf'd. 
 
 Pifa. Tatke of Patience ? lie not bcare thefc wronges : 
 Goe call do wnc U^im, and naiftris SttJAn Mom, 
 Tis well that ofall three, wee haue one fure. - , 
 
 Moor. Miftris J'»/^«c>f«-rif, whodoeyoameaneCr? ■■ 
 Pifa. Whom ftiould I mcane fir,butyour Daughter / 
 Moor. You'r. very plcafant fir: but tell me this. 
 When did you fee hct, that you fpeake of her? 
 
 TijA. f, late ycfter-night, when Ihe came heere to bed. 
 ' /fcf«(?r. You are deceiu'd, my Daughter lay not hecrc, 
 , Butwatch'd wuhherfifkcmother alllallryghl. 
 />//<«. J 3m glad y<)u, ate fopleafarit M cJJf<'«-/-ff, 
 ^ You^ ioih that i-*/^)?, fliouldbc held a iTuggard : 
 What man^ t'waslate'beforeftic went to bed, 
 And therefore time enough torifc againe. 
 ■Moor. Mainer/*%,?,,*sc^.puflbiiteyoijrfricndsj. , 
 , I well percciueif I hid trouMed you, 
 ' I fihouid hauVhadiit >n my difli ere now r 
 J«/^ lie hc^rc?. 'am fur« when I camcfoorth, 
 
 I left her faaaflpc^e ii^ .bfd at'fionie-, 
 ' i:isinj)rcthcni!tpishboOT.hoodtbVferfiethus. 
 
A Went An will hdue her will. 
 
 Tifd. Abed at your houfc / tcl! mc I am dsadd. 
 Did not I let her in adores my fclfe, 
 Spoke to hcr,talk'd with her, aad canuaft with herj 
 Andyetfliclaynothcere? What fay you firra? 
 
 Antho. She did.flic did; I brought her to her Chambct. 
 
 Moor. 1 fay he lyes (that faythfo^ in his throat. ^ 
 
 Antho. MafTc now I remember me,I lye indeed. 
 
 T^a. Oh how this frets mee:/'r^<»,what fay you? 
 
 Trifc. What fay I \ Marry I fay,if fbec lay not hccre, 
 there was a familiar in her likcnciTe) for I am furc my Mai- 
 Hcr and ll>e were fo familiar togeather, that he had almofl 
 fhot the Gout out of his Toes erxlcs, to make the Wench 
 bciecuehchadonetwckcofyouthinhim . Yet now I ra- 
 membcrmeefhec didnotlyeheere^ and the reafon is, be- 
 caufc /bee doth lye hcere, and is now abed with miftris 
 ^4//jf^5witJicffewhereof,lhauefetteroy Hand & Scale, 
 and meanc prefcndy to fetch her. ExitFnfto. 
 
 Pij'a. Doe ioFrtJco. Gentlemen and Friends, 
 Now ibalj you fee bow I am wrong'd by him. 
 Lay fhce not hcere ? I thinke the world's growne wife, 
 Plainefolkes (as I)£hallnotknowhow toliue. 
 Enter Frifco. 
 
 Trifc. Shec coHics,{hee comei : a Hall,a Hall. 
 Snter Mat' ea aud fVa/^aue in Womam attire. 
 
 Walg. Nay blu/li not wcnch,fearcnot,lookcchearfulIy. 
 Good morrow Fathcrj Good morrow Gentlemen: 
 Nay flare not.lookc you hcere, no monftcr I, 
 Butcuen plaincAW: andhccrcftandjyi/<jrf my Wife. 
 Know you her Frenchman? But fhe knou es me better. 
 Fathcr,pray Father, let mee haue your blefsing, 
 For I haue bicft you with a goodly Sonne 5 
 Tis breeding heere yfayth,a iolly Boy. 
 
 Ptfa. I am vndonc,a reprobate,a flauc ; 
 A fcornc,a laughter.and a iefting ftocke : 
 Giuc mccmy Child,giac mec my Daughter from you. 
 
 MiOrc, 
 
Et$ghfb'Tften for wy money : or^ 
 
 Mior. Maiftcr Pifara,lis in vaiactofrct. 
 And fumc.aad ftorme.it little now auayles : 
 Thcfe Gentrcmen liaue with your Daughters hclpe, 
 Outftriptjfouinyourfubdlceaterpriles: 
 And therefore, feeing they are welldcfccnded, 
 Turnc hate to louCj and let them haue their Loucs, 
 
 Pifa* Isitcucnfoj whytlKalfecthatftill, 
 Doe what we can, Women willhaue their Will, 
 Genctcmen,youhaueoutreachtraeenow, 
 Which nerc before y ou^any yet could doe : 
 You, that I thought flionld oe my Sonncs indeed, 
 Mud be coBtantjfince tbere't no hope to fpeed : 
 Others haue got,whatyou did thiniceto gaine; 
 And yet beleeue m;e,they haue tooke fome paine. 
 Well.take them, ther ej and with them, God ijiue ioy. 
 And GeHt'Cmcn.ldocintreat to morrow, 
 That you will Feaftc with mce,forairthi$ forrow: 
 Though you are wedded.yctttie Fead's notmadc: 
 Come let vs in.for all the ftormes are pa ft. 
 And heapes of ioy will follow on as faft» 
 
 FINIS. 
 
 
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