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tibe tluboc ^Facsimile tTcyts 
 
 |ark brum's ^ittertamm^nt 
 
 1601 
 
 Date of the earliest known edition, 1601 
 
 [B.M. C. 34, b. 18.) 
 Reproduced in Facsimile, 1912 
 
Under the Supervision and Editorship of 
 JOHN S. FARMER 
 
 'Etk 1 rum's Entertainment 
 
 1601 
 
 Issued for Subscribers by the Editor of 
 
 THE TUDOR FACSIMILE TEXTS 
 MCMXII 
 
Jaxk 5intm's ®ntotainmmt 
 
 1601 
 
 This facsimile is from a copy of the earliest known edition of 
 1601, now in the British Museum. The -play was reissued in 1616 
 and again in 1618. 
 
 Mr. Simpson thought it to be in the main written by Marston, 
 and that it was one of a series of plays relating to the quarrel 
 between Jonson and Marston and Dekker. Planet is by some 
 supposed to be meant for Shakespeare. 
 
 Mr. J. A. Herbert, of the Manuscript Department of the 
 British Museum, after comparing this facsirnile reprint with the 
 original copy, again reports that the reproduction is of the same 
 high qtcality that is characteristic of these facsimiles. 
 
 JOHN S. FARMER. 
 
lacke Drums Enter- 
 tainment : 
 
 OR 
 
 THE CO MED IE 
 
 Of Pafquill and Katherinc. 
 
 u^s It hath henefundry times plaidc hj tht 
 Children of Towks. 
 
 1 
 
 ATLONDON 
 
 Princcd for Richard Oliuc,dwclling in 
 Lane* i 6 o i. 
 
^;IOHN DRVMS 
 
 Entertainmenc, or the 
 
 Comedie ofTa/quill and 
 I\atherhie. 
 
 Tl?e IntroduFlion. 
 Enter the Tyer- man. 
 
 ^Ngofd faith Gentkmen^Ithinkewe P)aU be forced to glue 
 
 *■ you right\o\\niyx\}m% entertainment , for hee that co?n. 
 fofde the Beoke, tvepouUprefent, hath done vs very vehe^ 
 ment wrong Jie hath fnatched it from vs, tfon the very in- 
 jiartceofentrance^andmth violence keefes the boyesfrom 
 comming on the Stage. So Godhelpe me , if we wrongyour 
 delights^tis infnitly againjl our endeuours^ vnles wejheuld 
 make a tumult in the Tyring-houje. 
 
 ExstTyer-man, 
 Enter »nf oft he Children. 
 
 You much miftake his Adion Tver-man, 
 
 Hisviolence proceeds nor from aniinde 
 
 That grudgeth plcafure to this generous pref^ncc. 
 
 But doth proteft all due refped and loue 
 
 Vnto this choile fcledcd influence. 
 
 Hevowcs5ifhe<:oulddrawt]iemufid:frothcSph'*^re3 
 
 A 2 To 
 
^ple^fctnt (jiHOclie 
 
 To cntcrtaine this prcfcnce with delight, 
 1 Orcoulddiftillthequintcfrcnceol'hcaiicn 
 
 ! InrarccompofcdSccancSjandrprinklcthern 
 
 Araongyour eareSjhis indiiftry (iioLiid fweat 
 To fwecten your delights : but he was lotli, 
 Wantinga Prologuc,& our fclucs not perfcd. 
 To rufh vpon your eyes witliout rcfprd: 
 Yet ifyoulc pardon his dcfcds and ours, 
 Heelegiuevspairagc&yonplcafingrceancs, 
 '^- , And vowes not to torment your iiflhing cares 
 
 With mouldy fopperies of ftale Poetry, 
 VnpoiTible drie muflic Fidions: 
 And forour parts to gratifieyourfauour, 
 1 Wceleftudictillourchcckeslookewan with care, 
 
 j Thatyou our pleafureSjWC your loucs may fharc. 
 
 ^ ■' , ' ACTVS PRIMFS. 
 
 r £«/^rIackeDrum,4«^TimothyTvvedle5fr/V^'4 
 
 I ■ . TnlrcrAnda Fife, 
 
 ! 
 
 1 Drum. Come Timothy Twedte , tickle thy Pipe on 
 
 thegreene, as I haue tiolcd the Pot in the Seller, and the 
 hey for the honor of High-gate,you old Troian. 
 
 Tmdle. And a heigh for the honor of Hygatc,Hem, 
 by my bolydam,tho I fay it,- that fhuld not lay it, I think 
 I am as perfcd in my Pipe , as Officers in polirtg. 
 Courtiers in flattery ,or wenches in falling ; Why looke 
 you lacke Drutn^xh eueA as natural! tome,as brawdry to 
 a Somner, knauery to a Prorpoter , or damnation toati 
 V/iirer.Butis^<'/^M74)f Moriccprancingvpthehillc' 
 
 Drum. I, Ij an d Sir Edward^ and the ycaHow tpothd,' 
 
 funek-eyde/gowtie fliankt Vfuxer Uamimy my young. 
 
 I ;. . .Miltreires. 
 
 --ii 
 
Miftreffes and all are comming tothegreenc, lay Cu- 
 (hions^ay the Cu(hions,ha the wenches! 
 
 TweJ. The\venches,ha,when I wasayong man and 
 could tickle the Minikin, and made them crie thankes 
 fweetc Timothy, I had the beft ftroke,the fweeteft touch, 
 butnow (I may figh to lay it ) I am falnefiom theFidle 
 andbetookemetothee., He^UksenhisPife^ 
 
 Enter Sir EdtvardFortufje^ M. MAmon^Cnmelia^KAthtrine, 
 andWfnijridejCameliO'Sm^ide. 
 
 5/rjE^. Sit M. i»/4»«<>» J ha h ceres a goodly day nigh, 
 i/aw J thank y<v»ji5if,and faith what ncwcs at court/" 
 Sir Ed'. What ncwes at court ^ ha,ha,nov/ lefu God, 
 
 Fetch me fbme 5Wf«A:wine,what ncwcs at court .? 
 
 Reprobate fafhi6n,when each ragged clowt, \i^ 
 
 Each GoWersfpawnc,andyeaftiebowzing bench, • ■ 
 
 Reekcs in the face. of facred maieftic 
 
 HisftinkingbrcathofcenfurejOut-vpont, Hedrinkes. 
 
 Why by this ^*^<^^,iuice,tis now become 
 
 The Ihewing-horneof Bezelcrs difcourfe. 
 
 The common foode of prate : what neWes at court ? 
 
 BumthefeftifFenckttimcswhencueiy ladt ;. 
 
 llt#3Shfevt>rearcdcrcft,the zealous bent v :r i 
 , OfCounceliorsiblidecaresistrampIedon ■ • 
 
 Byettcryhswjklliesheeles : Oh Icouldburft 
 
 At the coiiie<aqres fcareSjprepentions . , 
 
 Andfefl;le$.?|aiS^ngofouttofrqdbraincs:: ' 
 
 Ye fliafl haue rncan emptie caskeifiats furd 
 
 Withnoughtbut barmy froath,that neretraUcld 
 ^B?yp,ndthe,e©hfinesofhisMiA^effclippes, ~ ' . 
 
 JDifcpurft^fpnfidpptpf peace with ^/>4Va?£^ . 
 
 As if the .G^^^A^of^guickAfrff^w^f/ ? 'r- - ': Jl 
 
 .C^A ■ A.J Viherd'. 
 
 .^j 
 
f/ 
 
 ' ^pkitfaftt Qmedk 
 
 Vilierdhis fpeech. 
 
 Mdm.^ Oh forbcare, you arc too fliarpe with me. 
 
 S.Ed. NayM.J/4w<;«,mifinterpretnorj 
 1 onely burne the baiien heath ofyouth. 
 That cannot court the prefcnce of faire time 
 With oughtbut\vith,whatnewes at Court Aveetc fir? 
 I had rather that Kemps Moricc were their chat. 
 For of fodlifh adions, may be theylc taike wifely,but of 
 Wife intendments,moft part talke like fooles. 
 The fumme is this,bcarc onely this good thought, 
 The Counfell-chambcr is the Ph^nix neft. 
 Who waftes it fclfc, to giue vs peace an d reft. 
 
 The Taber And Fife fir iltt''^ m Morrke, 
 
 A fhoute within. 
 
 ALordyALord./it9rd,wht\ 
 
 ■ Ed. Oh a Moricc is come,ob(crueour country Iport, 
 Tis Whitfbn-tyde^and wemuft frolick it. 
 
 Enter the Mer rice. 
 
 The Song. 
 ' Skip it^^ trip it^nimOly^Himhly,tickU it, tickle it,hjfilf. 
 Strike vp the Taber, ftrthevixnchesfAntr^ickUftptkU 
 it,lnfiily : 
 
 ILet vs befeene^on Hy gate Greene, to dauncefir the hi- 
 nourof^^oWo^^Vj. 
 Since ne Are come hither^ lets jpare for no leather^ 
 ^TodAuncc for the honour of H.o\\QVJ3.y. 
 Ed.yvd faid my boyf sj muft hauc my Lords liuory, 
 whatift, aMay-pole.<' troth t were a good, body for a 
 couitiers imprc?2a, if ft had but this life, Frufirafiorefcit, 
 Hold Couzen hold. HegittestheFookmone^, 
 
 Toole, 
 
ofPaJquilaHcIKatherme. 
 Took. ThankesCou2en,\vhenthc Lord my Fathers 
 Audit comes, weel repay you again. Your beneuoicncc 
 
 too fir. 
 
 Mam. What a Lords fonne become a beggcr.'' 
 
 Foole. Why not, when bcggers arc become Lordcs 
 fbnneSjCome tis but a fmall trifle. 
 
 MAtn. Oh rir,many a fmall make a great. 
 
 F«oU. No fir,a fewe great make a many fmall , come 
 my Lords, poore and need hath no lawe. 
 
 SM. Nor neceflitie no right , Z)r«wdowne with 
 them into the Celler, reft content, reft cotent, one bout 
 morcandthenaway. • 
 
 FooU. Speake like a true heart,I kiffc thy foote fwcct 
 TheMoriceftngMnddAt4»ce^4ndExeunt. (knight. 
 
 Ma. Sir £</«'-»r<sfi='<^w»; you keep too great a houfc, 
 lamyour friendjin hope your fonnein lawe, 
 And from my louc I fpcakc,you keep too great a houfc» 
 Go too you do,yon fame dry throated huskes 
 Will fuck you vp,and you arc ignorant 
 What froftic fortunes may bcnummc your age ,^ 
 Pouertic,the Princes frowne,a ciuilc warre,or. 
 
 S .Ed. Or what? tufti,tulh,your life hathloftms taftc^ 
 
 h madncs ftill tp fweatc in hottc purfuitc 
 Of cold abhorred fluttiflinigardife, 
 
 To exile ones fortunes from their natiuc vfe, 
 To cnttrtaine a prcfcnt pOHcrtie, 
 A willing want,forInfidellmiftruft 
 Ofgratiousprouidencc: OhLunacie, . 
 
 1 hauc two thoufand pound a ycare,and but twoOirlcs, 
 I owenothing,liuc in all mens louc, 
 WhyfliouldlnowgomakemyfelfeaOaue 
 
 Vntothegodoffooles:putworft: thenheersmyrdU 
 lhAdmhcrlmrichtodfefme^thertlwtf$om<fdterich. 
 
\T 
 
 ^ JA ^hafant Comedie 
 
 M4m. Oh but Co great a made ofcoyne mightmount 
 from wholforae thrift, that after your deceafeyour ifluc 
 might fwcU out your name with pompe. 
 
 S. Ed. Hajwas not borne to bemy Cradles drudge, 
 To choake and ftifle vp my pleafures breath, 
 Tapoyfon with the venomd cares of thrift - 1 
 Mypriuatefweetoflife:onclytofcrape •,'' ■ 
 A heap of muckjto fatten and manure 
 The barren vertues of my progeny. 
 And make them fprowt, fpightoftheirwantofworth : 
 No, I do loue ray Girles fhould wifli me Hue, 
 Which fewe do wifh that hauea greedy Syrc : 
 But ftill exped and gape with hungry lip. 
 When hcele giue vp his gowtieflewardfliip. 
 
 Mam. You touch the quick of fence,but the I wondcr 
 You notafpire vnto the eminence 
 And.heightofpJeafing.life : to Court,to Court, 
 There burnifli jt^iere fpread,there ftick in pompc 
 Like a bright Diamond in a Ladies browe. 
 There plant your fortunes in theflowring Ipring, 
 And get the funne before you of refped;: 
 There trench your felfe within the peoplesloue,^ 
 And glitter in the eye of glorious -grace. 
 What's wealth without refpe(5i: and mounted place ? 
 
 s.'eJ. Worfe and worfe,I am not yet diftraught, 
 Ilongnottobefqueafdwithraincowncwaight: > ;^ 
 Nor hoyfe vp all my feiles io catch the winde lit-; ^'i 
 Of the drunke reeling Commens : I labor not ' ;r^'0 
 Toliaueanawfullprefence,norbefeard *;' :,;:;:)! 
 (Sincewhoisfeardjftillfearestobefbfcard)' ./;■ 
 Icarenr'ttobclikethe^d'rf^Calfe, >vr'. 
 
 Oneda) ador'd,andnextpafhtaIlinpecccs; - : 1 1; ' 
 Noi'dolenuyf^/r/'^fwwpuffcs, vovi,. 
 
 !_._:_ 
 
,-^ 
 
 Srvizars flopt grcatncs : I adore the Sunne, 
 Yet louc to liue Vv'ithin a temperate zone, 
 Let who will climbe ambitious glibbcry rowndcSy 
 And leane vpon the vulgars rotten loue, 
 rienotcoriuall him; The Sunne will giue 
 As great a fhadow to my trunck as his ; 
 And after death like Chefmen hauing flood 
 In'play for Bifliops,fbmefor'Knights,and Pavrn^s, 
 Vv call together mall bctumbledvp,intoonebagge. 
 Let hulh'd calme quiet, rock my life a flcepe; 
 Andbeingdead,myowne ground prcfle my boBeSj 
 Whikfl: fome old Beldame hobling ore my graue, 
 May mumble thus; H ere lies a ktti^trphefc money 
 Washisjlaue. Now /4f((r what neWcsr' 
 Enter lack Brum. 
 
 Drum. And pleafeyour Wor. the Moricc hauc tanc 
 thch-Iiqjjor. 
 
 Sir Ed. Hath not the liquor tanethcm ? 
 
 Brum. Tript \>p their hcdcs or fb 1 oneofthem hixh 
 yndertakentodauflCctfaeMoricefrom HygtiteioHolU' 
 way on his hecies,with Iris hands vpwards. 
 
 S.EJ. Thats nothing haid. 
 
 Drum. Ycsfir,tis eafier for him todaunceon his head 
 than his hccles , for indeed his heelcsarc turnderancke 
 rebcls,they wil n«t obcy,l5UC they arc tumbling dbwnc 
 the hill a pace. 
 
 Ma. And I muftafterthcn/drwel my (bules delight, 
 S weetc Katherine adieu . Cornelia goodnight. 
 
 S.Ed. HsLyj^xoLmeUn Six to night j Ifaithatleaft 
 ftayfuppCT.- 
 
 Dr«»z. Haike youfojtheres but two LattibeSja dozen 
 Capons, half e a fcore couple of Rabbots, three Tartes, 
 and fourcTatifics/or fuppcr^ndxhcrforc I befecch you 
 
 B giuc 
 
 ^^ 
 
■ ^/f pleajant Qmodie 
 
 glue him I^cke Drums enteltainment:Letthc/(?^7;^<? de- 
 part in peace. ;; 
 
 Sir Ed: Why/.tf^^,isnatthatriifficient.^ 
 
 Drum. Iforany Chriaian, butforayawningvrufer 
 lisbutabir, amorfell, ifyouiableiiim, heeledeuourc 
 your whole Lordfliip, hee is a quickfand, a Goodwin;a 
 Gulfe, as hungry as the lawesofalayle, hcevvillwaflc 
 morelubftance then Ire/d»iifouldicr:s:ADk,a Drabbe, 
 andapaunch-fwolneVfurer, deuoure whole Monat-' 
 chics : Let him paffefweeteknightjlct him parte. '• ■?; 
 
 i'/r.fis?. Peacelcnauepeace. 
 Daughter, lay your exprefTe commaundement vpoa 
 she ftay of maifter Af/iww, what tis womens yeere, 
 X>M« doth rule,and you muftdominecre. ' 
 
 Mam. Nofheclenotwi(hmyftay,ohlamcurft 
 With her inexorable fwiftnes, by her loue ' ' " 
 
 Which dotes me more then new coynd glowing gold' 
 Thevtmoftbentofmyaffedlion ' 
 
 Shootes an my fortunes to obraine her loue, . 
 Andy et 1 can not praire,but ftil am loathde! 
 Myprcrencehated,therforeii/4Wi>«downe,- ^' /^^^ 
 Farewell fir £d!ivW/arewell beauties Crowne. 
 
 Sir Ed. Faithasitpleafeyouforgoing^andherfor 
 I will enforce neither, (wooin<> 
 
 Kath. With your pardoniir,! fhall foonerhate my ^' 
 Thenlouchim. ' /f^j^-^ 
 
 Sir Ed. Nay be free my daughters in eledion, ' 
 Oh, how myibuleabhorresinforccdyokes 
 Chiefly in loue^whercthe aifedions bent, ' — - ' • 
 Should wholy fway the Fathers kind confent.'' ' '•" -"^ ' ^.'_ 
 Foregod when I was batcheler,had a friend, - ?^^ "^^ 
 Nay had my Father wiHit me to a wife, ' .' V-'' 
 yjm might haue lik'd luee^yet their- vciy wiHi 
 - .. ■ Made 
 
 ^-1 
 ..1 
 
 __j 
 
' offpafqutldndKhkme. 
 
 Made mcTOiftruft my Louchad not true courfe. 
 But had fome (way from dutie which might hold 
 For fomc flight fpacc : but 6 when time fliall fearch 
 The ftrength of louc,tlicn vertuc,and your eye, 
 Muft knit his fincwcs ; I cliufdemy felfea wife 
 Poore,but of good difrcnr,and we did Hue 
 Till death diuorc'dvs,as a man would wifli: '- 
 
 I madeawoman,now wenches make a man: 
 Chufe one cither ofvalour,wit,honeftie3or wealth. 
 So lKbcgcntle,andyouhauemyhearr, 
 I faith ) ou haue : What,! haue land for you both. 
 You haue loue fervour ielues.HeeresM.JWrfWi?/? now.' 
 
 Dnp?i. A club-hfted Vfurer. 
 
 Sir. Ed. Awcalthic,carefull,thriuingCiti7en. 
 
 M^m. CarcfulI,I,I,la nothing without good blackc 
 and white,! warrantyou. 
 
 Drum. Yes fir, ' ; • ' 
 
 Mam. No fir. 
 
 Drum. Alidebackewinde/auingyourwor.fir. 
 
 Mam, I am fcoftatjwheres my man there ho ? 
 
 Came. Siryou need nottakcthepeppcrinthenofej 
 Your nofc is firic enough. 
 
 Ma7;i. V/hatFlair?7e,whztCh-rjhpkr, Hart where s 
 the knauc become r'.Hold firrah carry my cloake. 
 Enter Fla^vnc. , i '; 
 
 i<'4//y^. ItfeemeshecanfcarcG carry himfclfc. 
 
 D?-«w.Hee'souerthcniooes, yet heclc hold out wa» 
 tcr,fcrl haucliquor'dhimfoundly. 
 
 . Mam. Whycannotypu come where headicliquorc 
 iSjbutyou niuft needs bou^e ? 
 What a man maylcadeahorfe to the water, butheele 
 chufetodrinke. 
 
 Flawn. True,but lam no horfe/or I cannot chufe but 
 
Mam, A pale weake ftiipltng,yetconter»d with Ale. 
 FUwnt. Why tke weakdftgoto tlic Potftill. ("day. 
 M4m. Jhatleftihaillauehim. Sir -E^tt'4r^riOW good 
 
 
 5/> i^iir Nay fitjWeck bring you a litle of the way . 
 
 Brum. Rely on me Chrijiofher^ will be thy ftafFe, 
 
 And thy M^ffcrs nofeflialbe thy lanthorn & candlelight 
 
 Ex€Hat:4ll. ManeKt C4mttia.andWinip'ide. 
 
 W'm. MiftrefTeCiwtf/wjmethinkesyoureyc 
 
 Sparkles not fpiritas twas wont to doo^ 
 
 Came. My tpindiisdulLjandyetmy thoughts are fixt 
 Ypon 9 pkafiog Q|?iie^ BrtibAnts iooe. 
 ' ^^ fT/w, Indeed yong5rrf^<i;!?/!sapropper man, 
 
 H ' And yethistegges-afefomewhatoftheleaft; 
 ^" And faitliachitty.wellcomplexioned face, 
 
 Andyetitwantsabcard: Agoodfweetyouth, 
 ' ' _ And yetfome fay he hath a valiant breath, 
 Ofa good haire,butoh,hiscics, his eics. 
 
 Came. Laft day thy praifeextold him to the skies. 
 PT^'if. Indced'he wares good cloaths^&throws his cloak 
 With good ^ifc-retion vnder his left arme, 
 He curies his boote with iudgcmcnt,and takes a whifFc 
 With graeefuUfafliion/weares a valorous oath, 
 But 6 the dioel,hath a batefuU fault, he is a yonger bro- 
 ,, C^iwf. Ayongerbrothcrj'ointollerablc. (ther. 
 
 rr/w. No Miftre{rc,no : butthcres M JflA», 
 M./(?^« iV/Af,theres a Lad Ifaith, 
 Haforavertuoushoneftgood youth! - ^' 
 
 Ctme. Tutheis^bod^becaufcheknowsnothowto 
 Nor wherefore he is good. (be bad,' 
 
 -Wini Iknownot.meetliinkesnottobebadjis 
 good enoughi':iv''c:e dales. ' '- 
 
 Came. Nay he is afooIe,a perfedl Idiot. 
 Wiii> 'Any all the better. Ajid He tell you this, • The 
 
of^ctpiuttland^itheylne. 
 The greateft Lady in the Land affcds him, 
 Nay doatcs vpon him,I,aiid lies \vith him. 
 
 Cj. What l^dy,good luect JVimfride, whzt Lady fayc' 
 Faiththercbefomcgoodpartsaboutrhefoolejwhichl 
 percciucnot,yctan other may: what Lady,goodf\vec£ 
 Wtnifrisit i fay qukk good wench. 
 Wintf. The Lady Fortune. 
 Camtl. Why my name's F«>r/;v;?t'roo. 
 Wtnif. Then you muft needs fauour him. 
 For /"tfr/w^ fauours fooles. 
 , C»«iw/. Ohbut to huggeafoole is odious. 
 
 Winif. Foulcwaterqucnchcthfirewellinougb, 
 And with more Hucly pallat, you fliall tafte 
 The luyce ofpleafurcs fount at priuatc times : 
 Pi(h,by my maid«i-head,wcre I to match, 
 I\Youhlcle<ftaweaJthyfooleforcall, ■ 
 
 Then ntsy one hurry in her Chariot, 
 Shinein rich purpled Ti(uie,hauc h undred loues. 
 Rule alljpay alijtake alI,without checkeor fnib. 
 When being maried to a wife man (O the Lord) 
 Yofrfetriiiadea foole,a Ward,curbd and cop«rolldjand 
 (O)oDtvpon'f. 
 
 Came. Bclccue me wench, thy words liaue fired mc^ 
 rie lay me downe vpon a banke of Pinkes, 
 And drcamc vppont5 Sv^eetc foole, I tis moftdeaf e, 
 A fooliflibedfraate/Wihy he hach no pcerc. 
 
 ExitCapteli4o 
 Wm'if. Ha, ha, her loueisasvncertaineasanAlma- 
 nackc , as vnconftaBt as the fafliion , luftlikea whiife • 
 of Tabacco, no foonerinat iheTn6uth, butoutatthe 
 nofe r I thinke in my heart r couJd make her enamoured 
 on Timothy Twedle: wei he that fees me beft,lpeeds befto 
 For as itpkafd ray bribed lippes to blowe, 
 
 B 3 So 
 
' ■ ^ ^fpfeafant ComeJie 
 So turnes her fcathry fanclc too and fro. £xk* 
 
 Enter Brabant limior at enedoore^NedPiantt 
 
 ' ; , at the other, 
 
 ^- ---''"'•■ -' ■ ■ .' . ' ■-- 
 
 Bra. Good fpecd thee my good fwectP/rf/i?^/, 
 How doeft thou Chuck f 
 
 Pla. How now Brabant^ where hauc you Ku'de theft 
 three or fourc dayes :" 
 
 Bra. Ho at the glittering Court my P;f^^<^. 
 
 r//. Plague on ye Pji/^f^jWhat haueyou done thcreif 
 
 Bra. Why lane in ray Ladies Iap,eate,drink,& deep, 
 
 Fla. Sohath thy Indies Dog donCjWhatartinlouc 
 With yon Ajy^rf^^Mammetftifk / ; :- :. rl 
 
 Bra. Still,! ftill,andilill,I in cternitie.' 
 
 Plan. ItiliallbeeGronicIednextafterthedeathof ■ 
 5^;^/&«hisHorre,I wohdefwhy thou lou'flherf ■ '■' ■*! ^ 
 
 ^r/«. Louehathnoreaforu T. ^ .- ■. i ; ^- 
 
 P/!^. Then is loue a beaft. '-/."' .:■ vi, \ ;.;v:r;i 
 
 Bra. O aiy CameUa is louc it ielfe^ o ' ■ • i " '- 1 :i o ; // 
 
 ; ,,jP^,':The diuelfheisrHartherji^slbokelifceadride' 
 
 Neats-tongue : her face as richly yeallo w,as the skin of 
 
 a cold G'Uftard,and her raindasfetledasthe feet of balci 
 
 patedtime. . :i.:i; r: .q • ;■-.': ;■-.. 
 
 Bra. Plague on your ;hatefidiM^mGr.ioutvppoiiti f ;/ . 
 Why fhould your ftoroacke be folqueaficnbifci,' !"ti^ ^1 ■ :. 
 As to beipawle the pleafures of the world ? 
 Why ihould you run an Idle counter-courfc . " .TT"; 
 Thw;irtfOjthepAth offafhioji^ Gomeyour reafon i ■: f. 
 Oy,ou9seburie.d;inPibitofophic^.:,; .yto /j>.!. i uo 
 AndthereintoniibdinftipematUTallSjj-ir :'-,.• '.f i 
 Youaredeadtonatiuepleafiireslife. •. 'v. r? j" ;rvH:-> 
 
 Pla. Lefraebuffethycheekcft^cetePUggei i ^1 .- ""- 
 . -x", : ^ '' Now 
 
 .:.^ 
 
ofTa/qulJl and lyather'me. 
 
 Now I am perfea hate , I lou'd but three things in the 
 world, Philorophy,Thrift,and my fcIf.Thou haft made 
 me hate Philofophy. A Vfurns grcafie Codpccce made 
 mc loath Thrift .-but if all the Brewers ladcs in the town 
 can drugmc from loueof my felfe, they (hall doo more 
 then e're the fcuen wife men of Greece could : Come, 
 comc,now Tie be as fociable as Timon oi Athens. 
 
 Br*. Along with mcthen,you ^tom\r\oSagbuty 
 rie bring thee to a Crewe. 
 
 FU. OfFooIcs wilt not:" 
 
 Bra. Faith if you haue any waight ofiudgcmenf,you 
 may calily found what depth of witts they dravvCjthercs 
 firft my clderbrother. 
 
 fU. Oh the Prince of FooIes,vnequaIdIdeot, 
 He that makes coftly fuppers to trie wits; 
 And will not ftick to fpend ibme 20. pound 
 To gropea gull ;that(ameperpetuall grin .• 
 That leades his Corkic lefts to make them finkc 
 Into the cares of his Deryders with hisowncapplaufe. 
 
 Bra. Indeed his lefts are like Indiart beefe , they will 
 not laft,and yet he powders them foundly with his own 
 laughter. 
 
 Then theres the Got'tfh '?xtnc\i-raa.n^M«u»fuur lehn fo de 
 King^ knowftc thou him :" 
 
 Fla. O h,I to a haire/or I knew him when he had ne- 
 uerahaireonhis head., \- 
 
 ^ra. HeisafaithfuIlpureRogue. . 
 
 Fla. I,I,aspureas the gold that hathbenefcuen times 
 tryedinthefire. 
 
 Bra. Tbentheres nhn 0i4, and profound; toungd 
 Maiftcr Pujfe, htihzi h ath a perpetuitic of complement, 
 he whofe phrafcs ^re as neatly deckt as my Lord Maiors 
 
 ' ' ■ Henfmerv 
 
 
yfpleaftnt (jmedie 
 
 Henfmcnjhe vvhofe throat fqueakes likea treble Organ, 
 and fpcakes as fitiall and flirill, as thelrifh-raen eric Pip, 
 fine Pip. 
 
 And when his period domes not roundly off", talccs 
 tolc of the tenth hairc of his BcnrboK locke : as thus. 
 S weeteSir^repure me zsz(Pujfe) fele^edfpirh borm te h 
 the admirer^ofjour »mer inough admired ( Pujfe) . 
 
 Pla. Ohwefliallbeouerwhelmd with an invndati- 
 ®n of laughter. Come,wherearethey ? 
 
 Bra. Here at this Taucrnc. 
 
 PU. In,in,in,in, I long to burft my fides and tyeririy 
 fplecne with laughter. Exeunt, 
 
 I.atertwoPdges,theemUughmg^ 
 the ot/j<r crying, 
 
 !. "■ h" ■' 
 Tage. I. Whjrdo'ftthoucrief 
 -?. Why do'ft thou laugh r* 
 J. Ilaughtofeetheecrie. 
 2. And I cricto fee thee laugh. 
 Peacebetovs. HeresourMaifiei-s. - ' 
 
 Enter Br^bdfitSignior^PLmet^'BrMhaittlmier^ 
 lohnEllis^M.Puffe^indilounficitr 
 Uhnfode King. 
 Sra. Sig. You flialirechishumourJprayyoubecSi- 
 miliar with this Genrieman maidcr Puffe^ he is a man of 
 a well growne fpirit,richly worth your* I affure you, 
 ha,ha,ha. 
 
 Puf. Sir I enrowleyou in the Legend of my (Pufe) 
 intimates , I fliall be infinitely proud if you will daignc 
 to value me worthy th€ cmbracemeat of y our (PiffO 
 better afiedion. 
 
 Fit. 
 

 cfParquiSaniil I\athmm. 
 
 PLt. Spcakeyoufiom your thought fir? 
 
 Ft^e. I J or would my (flke ftooke fhould loofehis 
 glolTe clfe, I fhall triura^h^ mqehinthcpurchafeof 
 youi (Ptiffe) louc, as if I had obtained the great Elixari 
 LetvsiBCorporateouraffedionsIpray you : letmebc 
 forwiffd in your fauour. 
 
 fU, Sir,I pray you let rae begyou for a Foolc. 
 
 fiiff". I affeifl no rudenes ocntlemejthc heaucns ftand 
 Propitious to your faircdcfignes : 
 Affoonc as next thcfiin fhalfgintoflifne, 
 Xwfflialuitethe e\eic£ K4tbtrme. 
 
 Bra, Sig. OiKatbtruft^ M . Ti4n«$ obfbvetheneset^ 
 M. lohtt^ what makes you fo melancholy tf 
 
 Ellit. Jdonotvfetosinrwerequeilions. 
 
 Srd.lu. Whatarcyouttrinkingonnowf 
 
 EL Idonotvfctothinke. 
 
 Ir4. Sig. Helookes as demurely as if hewerea^'ng 
 hisEatherblcffir^. 
 
 £i. Idonotvietoaskc my Father bleffing, 
 
 Brd. Itt. Harfjhowchauncchcis outofhisfimilics? 
 
 Pia, I h:^uc followed Ordinaries this twelue month, 
 onely to finde a Foole th at had landes , or a fellow that 
 would talkctreafoojthat I might beg him. leh»^ be my 
 Ward /*6ff, 6ith Hegiue the€ two coates a yeare and be 
 inyFooIc. 
 
 Srji.Stg. He OmII be your Foole, andyoulhaHbehis 
 Coxc-come. Ha^a,I hauea fimple wit, ha,ha, 
 
 Pld. I fliall croweo're him then. 
 ErJttrWinijride. 
 
 Wini. Is there not one M . lohn E/Ushcre i 
 
 Pdge. There fits the thing To calde. 
 Winifride and Ellis talke. 
 MrSig,Y^oyi to the laft couiie: MMfie^ lolmfo deKit^ 
 
 C IwiU 
 
jfpleafant Qmod'te 
 
 I will helpc you to a wench Mounfwtr. 
 Moun. No point,a burne childe feerc 4e fir<f. 
 , - Ellft. Asa hungrj^dbg^e waitcth For a mutton bcme;,:; 
 or.asatatterd foote-boyibra caft fute,-eittrt {q will lidtv- 
 tendonitiyMiftris. ,J.^".,' 
 
 EfiterWimjride. ' ^' ../' 
 
 Afi'ttw. O my Vfiiifride, prccyouawc, by gor^mc ang 
 dcffo'rher. :■- - ■"i-' ' "'" '-' ■ '; ,, 
 
 Sra.Sig. Nayftay, Hay, IwiH'helpeyoutb adilicafe^ 
 plump-lipcwcuchk ' ' '] 
 
 Moun. Toh,phi^pM,yourproffer warcftinlcftay VinU 
 Jride^ox by gor dieJn-eidic, mc dk by gor,' rnc angfo de-. 
 iii'ous adj cw goot S ir. ■ ' • ■ " 
 
 Bra.Sig. Oh {xiy Moimpiur^how doyou pronounce 
 Davrt^r.7.'' Ha;ha,Iic plague him. 
 
 Mottri. Grand Sot, my vcnch is gone,&: mebi*ule,and 
 mebrulejlikconemad hulc,ine go into dc va'ter.to coole 
 my reine,ang my back made de vatcr hizc againc,dus lb 
 brule, meburftvoravcnch> and yet grand poc on you 
 aIl,preeyou adieu'. 
 
 ■.£ltis. A^theliggeiscaldforwlienthe Play isdonCj 
 cucn fo let -VfiA/v/zV^r goe. 
 
 Motm, Hec, me teach you'muchFreiidi vordis, I 
 goe to U-^gatejO-dizw grand Sots. - l£xh Meunjieur: 
 
 Ellis AsrorecycscannotcndurethcSun, nbrfcabd* 
 hands abide fait \vater,fo muft I leaueial^,iand fe^mViViir 
 (l:rell'c,andas.fairc Ladies dovfefbule fdyles,eucn ib' do' 
 Ibidyouforcwcll. •- ': ::-.::! :.^'' '.'!'■--- i'- ■''- - 
 ^ Exit Ellis. 
 
 Bra. 5'/^. Why this is (port 5'mpgr*fall,by'rtiy Gentry, I 
 would fpend f ortic Cro wnCs'^fef-flid^ari ot^i'trfGaftxif 
 Ibolcs. Ha,ha. .;;V;nV,\' Y';?^-, --'^ 
 
 Brn.Ju. I wonder who would be the f(k)Ifc^Ken? 
 
 :, . Sra.Sig, 
 
o/TaJqutllandKatheme. 
 
 , Snt. Sig. Why ris the recreation of my Intelledl , I 
 thinkellpcakeasfignificant,ha,ha,therearcmyzanya, 
 J iiJltheif paunches^ theyfe.cdmypIeafureSj Ivfetheni 
 as my foolcs faith,ha,ha. 
 . pZi.iTis a gcneious honour. • ,:.- 
 ^ .pra,S/g. Troath ItliinkcyouhaucagoodWitjIia^ 
 pray you fupwith mCj Ilouegood vvit^, becawfeminC^ 
 owneisnotvnfoitinwtccprayyoii fupwithme^ ,; i 
 Pla. Ilegiuc God thankcs fir, that hath fcntafooleto 
 fccdmc. 
 
 Bra.Sig. Come along then, yefliall haueaCaponTa 
 Tanfcy, and feme kick-fliOwcs of my wits, ha, ha, fbme 
 toyesofmyfpiiit. 
 
 Exit Bra. Sig. and Bra. Itinior. 
 
 Pla. I will catehis meate,and fpcnd's money,ihats ail 
 
 thefpight^I-.tjaado him :but if I can get a Pattan for 
 
 concealed Sots, that Dawc fliall troupe among my Idc- 
 
 ots. Fxit. 
 
 ACTFS SECV.NDV^^.. 
 
 .y.i'^.x , ' ... ..' ■ - » 
 
 Enter M. Vttfft with his Page, 
 
 Puffe. Boy \vhats a Clocked 
 P^/^r.Pa/lthr^PjanJafairqmorniiig. ,;; t 
 
 Puffe. fetirqe^.tiottliatlightwithi^ thefacrcd flirlnc^ 
 I mcane the chamberof bright /<'^//'^r/>?<r. 
 '' P%(?'.I,fli'ourd appcare ^y thcfe prcfence,that it doth. 
 ^^V I woftt^oilwtthe Jight i^,y|-) 1^ {o^'-yixz. ' \ „•,' 
 Vage. ' O" Miftrelie S n'qff^ Avas weary with /lccpif)g In- 
 the Socket.and therefore hath ju wiy put onhcr ftamcU 
 pctricaar.& rikg]^q:pc\vter^?,t9 to giqe light to things 
 
 ' -r ' " ' C 2 "fnt* 
 
ftt^. And I know that women ofgiauitie and ^cet- 
 fiesarcfoonevp.. 
 
 '^*gt. I fee that women of kuitieand fightraelTe,. ate 
 foonedovvne, 
 
 Vuff. Boy cleaterfiy th«>ate,and mount thy fw^teft 
 Vpon the bofom ofthis {Iccke cheekt aire r (notes. 
 That it may gendy breathetliem in the eare 
 Of my adored Miftreffe : Come begin. 
 
 The Song, 
 
 ^Beliciouibeautkthat doth lie 
 
 Wrapt in a skin of luorie^ 
 I Liefiil,liejiil^fonthjbacke, 
 
 And Fancy Itt nofwette d'reames laclce 
 To tickle her ytolickte herxoHhpUafingiheti^tu 
 "Bittifthyefes'areo^infiUl:^ 
 
 ThendkinetoviervanhtnepgnU^^ '■ ; 
 
 ThatJlands^thatJtandSyexpe'^ingJiiU 
 when that thy CafimentoPen tPtU 
 . Andbkjfehii eyes, (^blejfe hit tjes^with one ktndglance* 
 
 The Cajementofem^andKatherine af pares,. 
 
 Vuf. All happitieflfeandvncOncciu'd delight, 
 Wdi'te on rfie lo\Je oFTweet ifac'de A'/t/^>r/»f . 
 
 Kathe. Good youth Amen : Idorcttirneyoufwint 
 Withimple intereftof beatitiidt. 
 
 P*/: I do.protefl:,\vith ccremoiiidtfc (i)uffe5^Iij))^fes 
 Tht pureft bl6od of my ifftiJabri, 
 Iscutnfatalfy {yretfeftiriitt ' . ' ' ' 
 
 Toi^tifccrate itfcKevritoyoaV (pufFe) teii^. 
 
 iTrf. Vntoaiyloucf Ohfiryoubindcmctoyou.'- 
 
 Fairc 
 
(fTdJqmRandI(atherin(. 
 
 Faire Gentleman I hauc a thankfull heart, 
 Tho not a glorious fpccch to fwect my thankes. 
 Puf. Reward my loue then with yourkindcr lout. 
 Ka. With my loue fir J rclifli not your fpeech. 
 P»/ 1 withyourloue,in pleafing marriage. 
 JTrf. Alasfir,cannotbcmyLouesaman, • 
 Who hardly can requite the dearc protcfts 
 Of kind affedion, which you feemc to vowc 
 Vnto his fortunes : kind youth,you did wifh 
 All happinefle to wayt vpon my loue : 
 Wellhe fhall knowit whenwc'ncxtd(>meete', 
 Andthankeyoukindly : nowgoOdntorrowfweetei ■ ; 
 Vttf. You take my ,my,my meaning (pufFe.) (out 
 Page. Nay if he be puffing ortce^thefireofhis witifi 
 Pt^. Why flie is gone.Hart did I rife for this f 
 P*. She cannot endure paffmg.O you puft her away 
 Puf. Lets flinkalongvnfeen jtis yet fcaiie day. • 
 
 ExcMt, 
 Enter Mamon mthf^»»e,^e4fiftg akght . 
 
 Jiiw^.Now me thiftfe I hold the candle to th« dioel. 
 M*m. PuSfOttt the light, the diay begins to breake. 
 Skv)fi. WaaikJ the day and thy neck w^ere^btoke to- 
 
 githet*. 
 MAtn. Ohhow^thegourjtttdbueddtyretHf. 
 FLmnt. \yhy fif,buei^nothingbut theVtiygout. 
 
 Ftawfie Thus fir : Goutand loue, both come with 
 I<ilctftfR*, both indirabiei both humorous, ondy this 
 diifcrerice : the Gout ca^feth a great tumor ina mans 
 fcg^iartdloiica great fivelling in a womans belly. 
 
 Mam. Why then 6 Loue, oGout, 6 goutieloucj;^ 
 how thotf tcttshtttts oldcMamon •• good toorro w to the 
 
 C } fweete 
 
(wcet lipt KatheriKe^ eternall fpring.vnto thy bcantiej 
 
 Kd,\ ^.lais good aged Sir, whatthafeeysouvpf-v 'v 
 In faith I pictie y©u,goodfoulelo bed, : '' . ' 
 Troth foone yodc <:rie,Oh Godnayhcad^iwj^hcad. 
 
 Mam. No K'if^-^f«>!fc,the;wirinci(ling print oEtimc 
 Err'djV/lien i? feajd iktiy ibiJehdad ivpfwith' j^e : r t !<■.;' r ^ 
 Ihaueaswarpa-jeanamietQOtttjdrtairre • i. i 
 And hugge thy prefence in a riuptiall bedi 
 Asthofethathaue a check more liuely red': -f'i 
 And tho ray yoic:e be-rudcvyet f ^jywcanfing . 
 PMWtf-ef beauti c,an4.Qf.K«j^^fr/>^. .; i .; , 
 Lift to the Muficke that corrupts the Go.ddes, , ' 
 Subud:ts^euea Defteny,and thus itflixj^cs.''/ 
 
 O 
 
 Ih 
 
 'Ci' 
 
 """^f*^ 
 
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 M^mnck^chunckychupck^chunchjjishaggesaorin^ 
 
 k.merrjnouyi^hchimc'ksthfmg:-:y\.':. . 1 
 r^(?/^ /^4f irefarr^mon'ioif^afi^dmtuty 
 
 : , -.■,.■; AsChmc^^h«fie,k^e,hmck4\ .'^K :. 
 Theres Ckurick l/'?at t^fi^es f^'L4wf€}':pr^g, .v-t.ii." 
 Thcres Chunck that make djoole ofFaff-y\\\i ^ 
 TheresChHnck^thAf^i^f^mllh^'hk^'jX fK/ .^.si.V- 
 shall make you liue m4llh^i^nsJ>lis<J\ y -JV '^^ .■=/■■ < ,i,\'\ 
 ^ . "^ mthCfymcMi(hm^i(h>^hii<.'tA:^ 
 
 .'.'.: \ ■ ' ' , :.■ . . -.:..- I: :-:'-. 'iJr.'i -- ''■^''i^ 
 KrftTiswelfunggoQ^oldipaiPjIaci^fewjthyoOT^I^^^ 
 
 Lcaue the green fields tis dc^tv/y, y'Qt^P takecold.«. ; JV. f^ 
 
 ' Mdm.The Calcn3critsfhut,welh;^r;/illelurke&^yj.: 
 
 Tofeewhobearc:theglprieofthediiy. , .v . 
 
 Heiice,hence,iq London, /;Wa?iktj?i$;alR^^»'.;ri v^ ,i 
 „ ,. V V, Enfef 
 
Ffami IcanharcUyleaiichimalone , fortheDiucfl 
 and doobde D uckats^ afTockte him,but lam gone^^ 
 
 'iH-i 
 
 Paftpiil. The glo6-m{ngmorne with ffiitting Armes 
 Theiiluer Enftgnof ttvegjimcheekt night, (hath chaftc 
 And fdrc'dthe faci5ed troupes of fparkl ing ftaitcs ' ; ' -^ 
 Into tbcirpriluteTentSiyetcalmc'hufht'fleepia -;! "i •■■■^ 
 Strikes dumbe fhe ftioring world : yet frolick youths '•'' 
 Thatslately.cnatchrvntoawcIlfliapteL-ifleij ' ' 
 
 Ch"ppes his fw^etMiftrfffTc, with apleafrng arfll^pH ■ '-" 
 Whilftthe orcatpoWcrofImperiou$^Loufe''t-l!l b'J\ 
 Soifiimonsniydutictofalutetheihine .'^^ 
 
 OfmyLoucs beauties. Vhequald'/T/i^^f;'//;*' ' .\. i 
 IbringnoMtificktoprepare thy thoughts ' y"\'. 
 Toentcrtaineaaarrtorousdifcourfe: Lj^v^hn: .> 3. J 
 MoreMufick'siittbyname,an.diwectdifpofc, / u-i- 
 Then in Apolhs Iiyre,or Orphem clofe. .'■... ^ ' . 
 
 riechaunt rhy name,ajid fo inchaunt each eare, > 
 ThatA'rf/ft'm^^/ijhappienanieihallheare.^i m-uc .^ 
 My Katherine, my iife>Hiy Kaiberinei, ; : ; d : ■ uv:v'"i 
 
 Kdt/jc. My 2>{E<af,my PafqaUyf^veet I Gorac,'I comb^!.' ? 
 Euen with Hke fwifmes,tho ndt with likc^eart: ' ; ' '.'' ^ 
 As the ficr<rBSawcan<ftoupcs tbryitng fowfe .v I .v a 
 IhurreytodractiJcwiotgo^atMay!,! ' ;rbo:'; ..:[;nii 
 TheplaofdsipriiiataijMd cisyftiirarce dayin" ■ 'y> - - o'" 
 
 Paf. Ohrthtt^BainSiuq'i-dsiinifvafadizgrnyithoaghts* 
 
 Md. Ha,faai,yM^IB^iii4ktu\?Lfoundyouou£/fji '. 
 Iftyou mu^hfXDhBptmw^idc^vo ^cuu'i'bcartirai: i 1ij6 
 Whyitbisjaiiie^ov wi vbarpasj nakeH"/C?iiitiifli i ' ; 6)0 <• Wi 
 Aidx^ottid galJaiu,y«tiWe,do raikfe with hiriij'T V '• 
 lie match him,ifhisjkinBe.ptonyard^bDfc.'--' T. : \- v. 
 .^s^'j**/! He 
 
Hfinwyfaipc thcforcc of gdd attdaaaj«Icr,if not^ I 
 Asy<)jifCtumcfir,I\villpcppcryoiL iSjoif. .< ' ; 
 
 ]. Enter K*therinet$ PafquxM. 
 
 And art thou come dearc hlrt,firft fee be this. 
 This kinde imbracc,and next this luodeO kis. 
 
 Paf This is no kiffe,butan Atnbrofianbowk^ 
 TJiC! Ni?<S«ir.dc^w of thyxiclicious fb w3c :. 
 Let mc iucke one kiile tnore^^od witba ninyblr fib. 
 Nibble vpon thofe Rofic bankes,inorcfoft afid aeaxt . 
 Thcnisthelcweldtipofrwi^caEe. •.^j.i ,:.;..! r^ 
 Oh howakiffeinflamcsaLouers thought, 
 WithfuchafcwelUctmcbumcanddic, m; > 
 
 And like to HercuUs fo mount the skie. ; 3 . ' , ' 
 
 Ka. Come you grow wanton. Oh you bite my lip* 
 
 P4/r InfeithyouIcftjIdidbutfcrfUyfip , - 
 
 The Rofeall luice of your rcuiuing breath : ci 1 ; :y f<j I 
 Letdumfieiudgemcnts,chilbiaindgDwtic wks - : . ' ' 
 Bung vp their chiefc content within the wboop^ I « 
 Of a ftuft dry Fatt : and repofe thek hopes 
 Of happineffe,and hearts tranquilitic, ; ;!: 1 .1 
 
 Vpon increafeofdurt: but let mcliuc ^i >. %/! tw- T 
 Cliptinthccindureofafaithfullarmc, . ,'=^3 vt/" 
 Luld in contented ioy,being made diuine, " 
 With the moft precious loue of ir4r6of/»e. r . i i ■ 
 
 Ka. Letthevnfan(aificdfpiritofarabition ).'. ./ 
 Entice the choyfe of muddy tnindcdDamcs . ri ' 
 ToyokethemleIuestoivrinc^adforvaihe:ho|ieir! 1 
 O f gay rich trappings,be ftili fpurd aad^ricl^ 
 With pining difcontcntfbr miptialllwcetcs. 
 But let rac liue lou'd in my hqsbancj&eics, ; ] ; 
 Whofe thoughts<withininc,naay fWcctfy fimparfiizd'^ 
 p4. The hcauens fhall raelt,thcfiin fliaU ceafetoi&af. 
 Before I Icauc the loueof A'4fc&m«. - . ;i ■■ I 
 
 KMtbe, 
 
Kdthe. Nay tvhen heauens mdKrd,& thcfim ftrocSce - 
 Euenthenmylouci]ia.Ilnc«:bevanquifhfi^. (dead, 
 r - ^4/7 WhenlturncficklCjVcrmemallbevice. 
 
 K^. Whenrprotiefaire,Hell&4llbcPlradke. ■ ' 
 Prf/T My life fhall be maintaind by thy land breath, 
 Ka. ThylouefliaIlbemylife,thyhatcmydeath» 
 ?4/7 Ohwhenldieletmeimbracethywaftc. i-'?^' 
 K4. In death let me becoumcdthincand/chafte'. I 
 Paf. Heauens ^raunt, being deadmyfouiemayiiue 
 Xa. One kilTe h)d.\ giue thee mine t«crnis(ily,(nieriiec 
 Paf. InfaireeUchaungCvouclifafcmyihaittotake;;- 
 Ka. With all my mindyWeare this iV^i&rn^y &kty 
 Butnow nomoTe,brightdaymaUngS0urk)*% ;! - , ;'*' 
 F^rcwcH^y et ftay ,but tis no mawtrtoo, r r: • > 
 
 My Father knowesl thinke,\vhat inuA cnrue. - ; ;«*' 7.^: 1 1 
 
 Adieii,yetharice,nayfaith,adieu,adic\v. c-Ji.i'v ] 
 
 P^yl, Peace to thy palfions,uU next cntcrviCTVl ' ^v 
 
 Exett$k. 
 
 Enter MAm*n^Hd Mtta^tr Ichnf> deKif0g, . ^ 
 
 Ji/M». NowJi/o«»/friwbcbutconndcnt^ndhold - ^ 
 
 There i$ the price ofblood, this way he coma, ! li ■ "\ 
 
 Strike home bold arme,and thou fhalt want no crowns, 
 
 M«u». Feareyounoting,whenheisdiejmebringyou | 
 
 ExitMamon. (word. 
 
 Hee,by gor braue crownejbraucmonney. 
 Me haue here a patent to takevp,one,two,n'eefcorc i 
 
 Vench : fine Crowhc,fine verich,vnreafbnably "fine, 
 Dis monney is my baude. Me fend a French crowne 
 To fetch a fine venchjde French crowne fetch de 
 Fine venchjdefinevenchtakede French crowne, 
 And giue me de French poc. Hec exceHent,you fee 
 Mee kill a man,yoii fee mee hang like dc BttrguUUn^ 
 Hee no poine : Heeby Gor,mee haue much vitt. 
 
ArigmemuchbaM^nidmeangmuclibaldwit. - 
 
 Here come de Gentleman metre P^j^w//. - • -*^^ 
 
 EnterY'dpjmlL ' ■ - 
 
 FafquilL lA poflSble that fifters fhould fb thwart 
 In natiue humours c" one's as kind and fayre. 
 As conftaTir,vertuous,and as dcbonayrc, 
 Asistheheartofgoodneffe : rheothef,proud, 
 Inconftanti,£anuftkke,andasvaineinloues, .' • -- 
 Astrauellersiiilies: blcft/«r4f/'w»^, '\ ■'i^jj 
 
 GfWf/wVnotthyriftcrjiffltebee, ■■;■;•!■■.! f'-f ..''' 
 Sheesbafterdko.thefweetcs^thatfhineinthee. ' 
 
 Itill you^i^if^'idufi it4me»jMep''er:]oxmck,loa nek, glue 
 me money to ftabyoOj but me know there is a God that 
 hate bloudjderforei^c no kii,me know dere is a vench, - 
 that loue Crowne^dereforc meikee|3edc money. 
 
 Paf Vnhaltowed viilainc,thatnvith gold andbloud, 
 Thinkes that almighty loue can be withftood. 
 Hold Mfl»»/r(*r,thCTeare more CrowneSjOrrdy'do this, 
 Yetutacia>Mam(»i^' tetthimthe deed is dfeite , and bring 
 liim hithecjthadhe ipayvainery triumph in my bl5ud, I 
 hauefbanepaintingVnichlfound by chaunce in loofe 
 C*jw^/if<«f chamber, with that He ftaine my brcaft, go and 
 retumc vtrith fpeed. 
 Mem. Hee,by;gorI&ieIl a'ratjme flie,mc flie,by gor; 
 y-...-y jj/m, -'^rr'r..',; '^v-'ExitMeUnfieur, 
 
 P/f/Ldaudmiicreanijtharthroirgh the throat of hclj , 
 Wouldft mount to-hehueniandenioy loue, 
 Itivaluablypretious: noranckechurle, -^ '■ ^ 
 
 Thou waftiiotniadetd flbuerher fairetips • . ' - ■ ; ^^ 
 Witb.thydcad^cwHtycbbpsjnorclipher'wafle^ - 
 With thyihrunke bloudlefle arme,I heare him come. 
 NovvJ'4/^i»r7/faigne,6thou€terflaJIHght3 - ' ' ""-^ 
 
 :.. Ci -' . Mourne 
 
of^afquittmdK.athrine. 
 
 Mourne that thy creatures Hioiild in bloud delight. 
 
 He Ites domneyandfaines himjelfe dead, 
 ■ ■• c.nterMamonandMotmfieur. ' > 
 
 Mmi. Now fmug fac'd boy,novv nibblcon hcilips, 
 Now fippe the deawc of her delitious breath. 
 Stinke,rot,damnc,bake in thy ckittercd blond. 
 Snakes, Toads, and Earwigs, make thy skull their neaft. 
 Ingendring deaw- wornies,cling orethwart thy breaft. 
 
 Mcim. Hulli, huHi, leaue praying for dead, tis no good 
 Cduiam^me^furttanifme, Di(Tcmble,hercare company. 
 
 Exit Moim, 
 Enter Bra. Sig.mdVlanct. 
 
 Bra. Sig. Good morrow Sir, who lies there murdred/ 
 
 Mam. Oh Gentlcmen,the kindeftvertuons youth 
 Thate're adorned London. Damned theeucs 
 Tofpoilefuch hopes : tlielaft words that he (pake, 
 Sticksiilillwithin theholknvofminceare. 
 Katfjerinequoih he,hold M . Mamon deare, 
 I know not what hedneant,but fo he laid. 
 If that you paifc to H'jgate,x.<:\\ the Knighr, 
 VjquiWvi funke into cternail night. 
 
 ?U. Faith twas a good yoiuli,come^^-4/^7.r;7;',comea* 
 away. . llxcunt T,)dh,mt And P ianet. 
 
 Mam. Dead A'.^/f,dead A'«T/f,dcadisthcboy, 
 Thatk.pt x'lch Mamon irom hisioy. 
 }Aamonfi»gs.Lant,ira,^c.Viif(jiiiilrtfcth,at?dftril:ethhim, 
 
 Mar/j. Ohthcdiucl!,thc'ghoftofP.//^/////,Ian: .'?2d, 
 ifyouhaue3nycurtc(icinyou,Lc-Iceueit.Ibclccu'dyou 
 when you faign'd, bclccue me now, fori am almoft 
 dead, numbdvp withfearc , giuc faith fweetc gentle 
 youth. (repent, 
 
 P't/T Old wretch, amend thy thoughts,purgc,purge. 
 He hide thy vker,be but penitent. Exit. 
 
 ;. , , . D. s M^w, 
 
\Afkdpmt Qomtiie- 
 
 ' J^fasw.Ha^Itliinktwas-buthisghoft'thatfiveptalbng; 
 
 Bnter Mounfier ftnging. 
 Grand fot Mamo^V^ff^fhj^fj^'yip^y^aflutrapsur vosc^uckf 
 c^ufick.John £o de King^tfytcJc> you a dmg^lohn (o de King 
 gratmdSot^Set^S-Qt. ; Exit M&unfteur , 
 
 Mil. Dratbiplague^aMd hel),how is curft i/rf«vvextf 
 ScourgdcwiththewhipoffJ^iarpederifion: ■ ■• • ■ 
 Be homejandflanie.this crofif jthis peeuifli hAp, 
 Strikes dead my fpirits lijteathunderclapi 
 
 ■•.."■ '■ ■ ''^- ''• ExitMamont 
 
 Ettter Brabant lumor^and^ldnet. 
 Bra. Gods prctious,! forgot to bring my Page, 
 To breathe fomeDittic in my Miftfiseare. ■ '• 
 I'la. Wouldftliauea Ballet to faluteherwhh^ 
 i^ Bra. No, buta SongjHow v/ouldft thou court thy: 
 
 ** ■ Miftrefle.-'' ' ' 
 
 P^. Why with the world,thcflcfli& the diucl. - 
 
 Bra. Rigbtdog,wellthoultfwcare,that.IambIcftV 
 Beyondinfinideofhappinefle, « r; : ^ 
 
 When thou beholdcft admired C4«w/Kif, - *• - 
 
 Pi^. And Godwoldbleflemewith s.fuchmiftrefles, 
 Iwould giue two of them to the diticl , thathec would 
 take the third. '^^ 
 
 Bra. OhwhcnnwdipSjanddingsabouemynecke, 
 And fuckes my fbule forth with a melting kiffe. - 
 
 l?la. Doth flic vie thee (b kindly thenjha? 
 
 Bri. O Ijand calk me deare,dearc Braiam^^nd^b le- 
 Ixannotexprcffeherfwcets ofentcrtaine^ (fii God^; 
 Shcele ib infiiuiate with cliaftcanaorous ^eeeh, 
 And play the wanton with llich pr^tie grace. 
 And vowes loue to me : Oh rie make thee maddc 
 To leehow gratio us Brahmt'i in her eye. 
 Here b her window,marke but when I call, 
 How fwiftfltecomesjand with what kind falutes She 
 
 3 
 
ofTafquiliandJ^thenne. 
 
 She welcomes me. What ho Ciwwif-i .-» 
 Faith youlebe tane vp,what in bed fo late :" 
 
 Winrfride laokesjr^maboue. (downe. 
 
 Via. And you take her vp 5r<*i'4»/,iheeJ'e take you 
 
 Brd, Hart they hcare not : My Cumelia. wake .■* 
 
 WmL What harfh vnciuil tongue keeps fuch a coilef 
 
 Bra. Wimfrsde tis I. Tell my fwcet Dnck I am h ere, 
 Now markc NedPlaaetyUovf obferuc her wdl. 
 
 WinL Sheewonacrsat your rudenefle that in trades 
 Vpon the quiet of her mornings reft. 
 And (hee's amaz'de,that with Rich impudence 
 You dare preftime to intimate fomelouc to her^ 
 As if fne knew you more then for a youth, 
 Ayonger brother,and a ftipendary. 
 
 Enter lohnESis. 
 Plti. Now mark iVif^/P/nw/jnowobferae her kindnes. 
 Good morrow M./(:>.^. 
 
 Ellts. As the Countrey mayd crieth to her Cowc to 
 milke her, or as the Trauaiier knocketh with his Hoftes 
 for a reckningjCucn lb do I call to thee 6 Miftris. 
 / _ CameliAJromherwiftdofi>. 
 
 C^me. Sweet lohn my Loue,heer's thy Cameliat 
 Hold weare this fauour,with this kifTevppont. 
 
 Bra. Flqfh and blood cannot bearc fuch' difgracc. 
 Brabam bcAtei Ellit. 
 
 El. Keipe,helpe,hclpe,helpe, he boxes mec that hec 
 doth.Helpe,hclpe. 
 
 Em& Sir Edrpard^Katkerme^DrHm,Mnd Twedle. 
 
 Sir Ed. What outrage ha ue we hcFe fo early vp < : 
 Sir you do wrongthe quiet of my hotife. 
 
 Ettter Cornelia. 
 Ifeithy ou do,and tis but rudely done. 
 Go too tis not. Is this a place to brawle ? 
 
.") 
 
 n 
 
 w^ 
 
 l^ pleajaru ComeMe 
 
 rla. Ai^d pleafcthee I<night,rie tell thee faith & tfoth,^ 
 Citiae. Whatdidheftriketheefweetf ' { . :. ! 
 
 FJ. Iingooddcedlaw,5rrd.amyconrcience,Ithinkc 
 heliath maddmyno(ebIeed,e. 
 
 Came. And would not you draw yourweaponou^ 
 and to it luftily,as long asyou cauld ftand <• 
 
 £/. Idonotvfetodrawe. ;■ 
 
 Ca. Did he giue theea boxon the eare, and wouldfi 
 thoutakeit? ''- ; :J.r!v > • 
 
 Bl. Andhebefuchafooletogitieitme, whyfbould 
 not I be To wife as to take it. 
 
 Ca. Pure honeftie,kindeDuckc5ki{reraeiweet/(P<5'^i 
 
 BrA.lu. Hart Sir Edward^wiW you fulFer this < : ' '■ -i ^f'- 
 Now on my life Hie is enanrord on thefooles bable./ A 
 
 Sir Ed. Go too fir boy forbear,you wrong my Louc, 
 And you forget your felfe to vfe ftich lefts. 
 Such naftierybauldryvpon my daughter: .ib'^oD 
 I tell you M.£^4^4«/-, doth Oie louc ."a 
 
 Any that meriteth the name of man ^ _ ■ ■ ' " '? 
 
 Bra.lH. Why hee's no man,buta very-— - . .; ^: '' 
 5. £d?, Well, well.no more^my houfe,my felfjTOy loue. 
 Opens their hearts with liberal! imbrace 
 To enterraine your prefcnce : I or any mans ' ' I 
 
 Sothey'lebe ciuile,modeft,notprophane, i: .'. \ 
 Notliketo thofc that makeit their chlefegracc, 
 Tobequitegraceles. . "^ 
 
 P/4. Well raid honcft knight, " ■ ? .. Ij.b 
 
 We haue had blood enough to day alreadic ; 
 JVfrtfP^^rt/iVflainebybloodie murdering Rogues. 
 
 Sir £^.Speak {bftly,God forbidjmy daughter heares,' 
 Tell me the circumftancc, I pray you Sir. 
 
 A'rf. Eternall death vnto my happinelTe, '.'. 
 
 MyP^y^»/7flainc?OhGod,ohGod,ohGod. . . ].:' 
 Exit KAtherin,tcarin'y her h^ire. Via, 
 
ofTaf quiff and I\atherine. 
 
 VU. I,andIthinketheVfurermadeaTent 
 Euen of bis nofc it was lb red and neere: 
 
 Sir Ed. Godforhismercy,whatmirchancci£hccrc^ 
 A good youth,a vertuous modeft youth, 
 Ifaith he was. And I can tell your fir, 
 My daughter Katherine^ where is flie now :" 
 Whithers flic goner" Drum call her hither ftraitc. 
 
 D^-ww. Your i^r/s'wwii found a callfirprefcntly. 
 
 Exit Drum. 
 
 Sir Ed. And as I told you fir, my daughter Katherinc 
 AfFeded him right dearly : by my peace of foule. 
 If he had liu'dj could baue hartily wiflit 
 He had bene my fonne in la\vc,Ifaith I could : 
 ButfeethewillofGod.HownowDrAw?, 
 Where's my daughters 
 
 Drum. Sir, Hie is either inuifible, ordeafe, for I can 
 neither iee hcr,nor flie heare mee. 
 
 S;> £i^. Boddie of mee,my heart mifgiues mc now, 
 Looke,call,rearch,run all about. f^^ 
 
 Mydaughtergone-f Goallandfearchherout. ,, ;;, 1 
 
 Heers P^y^»//liac' Is this the man thats dead f : ' ;• ? 
 Enter Vafquil. 
 
 Vaf. Letmeintreatthisfauour,donotfearch I 
 
 Orbeinquifitiuewhylfain'de; 
 
 ReputemeworthiJyour better cenfure-.and thus think. " | 
 
 My caufe was vrgentjthe reft lieburied. 
 - S/r Eisf. Well, I would you had not fainde. 
 • P<t/7 Why would you haue had me dead indeed if: 
 \ Sir Ed. Oh no,butI haue loft my child /feare, 
 By'yourftrarigefaining,flie no' fboner heard -c ' ■"_' . 
 ThetydihgsofyourdearhjbutgoneOiewas, :'; • 
 And God knowes whither. Ha what newes now:" 
 :-.-'. -..I- . . EnterDrum, < ^ - - -^ 
 
 'j'H^ i-^i ' Drumi 
 
^{rieafant (otmdie 
 
 . Drum, Tiseafiertofindewit inballating, honCftic 
 jn Brokers, Virginitiein Shordich^ thentohtareofrojr 
 M.ftrelTe. 
 
 Sir Ed. Broachmeafrc{hBiUtofCrf;2<«rjfSacli:ej 
 Lets fing, drink, fleep/or thats the beft reHefe: 
 To dro wne all careand oucrwhelmc all priefe. 
 PovvreWine,ibund Mufick, let our bloods not freeze, 
 Drinke Duch like gailanrs,lcts drinke vpfey freeze. 
 
 Exeunt Sir Edward^Plafiet, Brabant, Drum (jr Twedk. 
 
 Came, Seruantyoule go in too,andftay dinner? 
 
 Ei. I in truthe,for as theltch is augmented 
 By fcratching,fb is my loueby feeing my miftrefle. i 
 
 Exeunt CameliadTtd Ellis, ' 
 
 Paf, How's this,how's this,My Katherin gone hcace^ 
 Scncesawake,andthouamazedfouIe '/■' 
 
 Vnwinde thy felfefrom out the Labyrinth 
 Ofgapingwonder,andaftonifhment. .n 
 
 My iir4^^tfri»^ departed .'' how •; which way i 
 Foole,foole,ftand not debating,butpurfuc 
 Hafte to her comfort,for from thee doth fpring i- 
 
 (Wretch that thou art) her caufe of fbrro wing. Exit, 
 
 ACTVS TERTIVS. 
 
 EttterAPagefolM,* 
 
 Tage. Ha,ha,ha,tipfie,tipfie,tipfie,allturndwhitlc- 
 %\<^^lehnfodekmg^ Drum, zndTimotl^yTwed/e, are tare 
 nne,hafor the heauensjfaith : Drums Lyon drunk,and 
 he dings the pottes about, crackes the glaffes, fwaggcrS 
 with hisowne fliadow. Honeft Timtthy is Mawdelia 
 drunke,and he weepes for kindneffe, and kiffes the hilts 
 o£lacke Drums Dagger. Meunfmtrs Goat drunke,and he 
 
 flirugges, 
 
flimggcs,and skrubbcs, and hees it.for a wench. Hecre 
 they come reeling,! muft packCjOr vve fhall fwaggcrjfor 
 they hauing a crackcin their headcs, and I a fault in my 
 tiandSjVve Hull nere agree. Exit^ 
 
 Enter Drum^Mounfiettr^ttttdTivedfe. 
 Drum. A Serningman quoth you.''Hart,and if I ferae 
 any thats flefli and blood, would I might ne'ie tafte my 
 liquorcmorc : ftand bare whilcfthcemakcs water, out 
 vppont, He to IreUffd^and there He Tan, raUjty, ry,dan, 
 Sa,ra,{a,ra : Nay tis the onely life. 
 
 Ttve. Nay good Thewte hart,good kind lack^ ftay ,if 
 you would loue mec,as I loueyou,wc would liue & die 
 together: and pleafe God, would I were dead,and you 
 aregone. Andheeres M.Iohn/ode king^ avcriehoneft. 
 man too. 
 
 Drum. I, Ijhee'saverie goodhoneftmanrforthercs 
 not a haire betwixt himandheaucn. 
 
 7 m. Heele liue with vs now & teach vs French. 
 
 M6un. I by my trot, angyouhelpemee toaVench 
 now,mee teach you French. 5. towfand, towfandyere, 
 6yourSeckeishote, andmakemeebrule, andbrule, 
 andburnCjfora (^«) bygoryourSeckishote. 
 ' EnterWimjride. 
 
 Drum. Welcome Bafilifco^thou wilt carry Ieuell,and 
 knock ones braines out with thy pricking wit. Kiflemc 
 fwect wench,kifle mee. 
 
 Moun. Hce my Vinijride^ by gor you are come, in tc 
 very nick to pleafure meejpree you kiflc mee , clip mee, 
 loue raee,or by gor mee ang die certaine. 
 
 Drum. Out you French Dogge^touch my Loue, 
 and He — 
 
 Mam. Touch her, by gor mcc touch her, and touch 
 her,and touch her. - ' . 
 
 E Drum. 
 
jfj)leafdnt QornQdit 
 
 t>rum. lie touch youjleflaniyoujlevcnch ye. 
 
 Wim. Put vp,put vp,for the palTion of God put vp,or 
 if youle necdsftoo it. (heath both yoiu- weapons in mec 
 firft. 
 
 Drum. Hart touch my loue^touch my Whiijrkk? 
 
 TF/w. Harkyou/dc/t^jCometomycham'ocranhoure 
 hence, and you fhall haue what you will aske^and I can 
 graunt. 
 
 Brum. Why then my chollers down . lohn fo de King^ 
 Fontra for )'0U . Exit Drum. 
 
 Moun. Fontraforme^futtrajfuttrajfuttra, Hue tow- 
 land futtra's for you. 
 
 Tvft. Stay friend /jf/ff , He rcelc along with you j if 
 youle not fvvagger. 
 
 'Exit Tmdlc. 
 
 Wmi. Sv/eete^£\vcetc Mfiurfitur J hang yon flaues, I 
 loue you infinitely. 
 
 MoKti. By gormc teach you French fourctowland 
 y care dan. 
 
 JVj^i. Well MounJieur^Vle giue you plcafure. 
 
 MouK. But will you prelendyj' quickly , for by got 
 meamahotlhot. 
 
 Wmi. I fo they fay ^ I heard you were vnder the Tor" 
 9€^zorfehO:dny. 
 
 Moun. Pifh dsnomatter,meamlikeaTabaccoPipej 
 dc more me am burnejdc cleaner me am. 
 
 Wim. Well then , two houres hence come to my 
 chanaber , and Timet^yTwid/eihallg^iuc youmcein a. 
 facke. 
 
 Moun. Inafackec^ Ha very well. 
 
 JVifii. Andyoufliall carriemctomy Maiftcrshoufc 
 ^ttfollonxiy^ for in the houfe we cannot be priuatc with- 
 ouifuipeia.. Till thenjfarewcll. FxitWiriifride.. 
 
1 
 
 1 Muff, By my trotvnrcafonablic good , I Carrie dc 
 
 1* venchon my backhand de vench cariemcon her (hce) 
 
 fine backe, fine vcnch, Unc Mounjieur, fine , fine, fine 
 Knight, all fine, vnreafbnablie fine, mefingvorioyjby 
 gor me fing la,liro,liro la,lilo. £xrt. 
 
 EnUr Brahant Stgnior,Brdbdnt lunior^AndP-Unet, 
 
 BraSig. GentIemen,ase'reyouIou'dwerK:h,obreruc 
 M.^«^andmc. 
 
 Era.iu. What fhall we obferue you fori* 
 
 £r4. i'/^. Oh for our complement. 
 
 i'/rf. ComplemcntjWhatsthatf' 
 
 Bra.Sig. Complement, is as much as (what call you 
 it) tisderiucdofthcGreckeword,apoxont. 
 
 Pla. Complement , is as much as what call you it, tis 
 deriued of the Grceke word,a pox ont. 
 Enter Pujfe. 
 
 Bra.Sig. YoufliallfeeM. P«^andmetbfleit,lfaith 
 marke with what grace I encounter him. J 
 
 P/rf. Hart thy brother's like the Inftrumcnt the Mer- * 
 
 chants Cent ouer to the great Turke : you need not play 
 vpon him,heelemake mufickc of himfclfe, and hee bee 
 once fet going. 
 
 Bra.Sig. M.VuJfe^ I long to do fiiireferuice to your 
 loue. 
 
 Puffe. Moft accomplifiitwit , exquifitly accoutred, 
 (Vup) Judgement , I could wifli myabilitieworthic 
 yourreruice,and my fcruice worthieyourabiliric. 
 
 Via. By the Lord fuflian,now I vnderftand it ; com- 
 plement is as mch as fuftian. 
 
 Bra.Sig. I protcft your abilities arc infinitCjyourper- 
 fecftions raatchleiTe, yourmatchleiTeperfedion infinite 
 in abilitic, and your infinite abilitie, matchlcile in per- 
 fc<5lion. E a P/rf» 
 
^pleafant Qmedie 
 
 pU. Goodagaine, vcioycc Bml^nf, thy brother will 
 notUuelong,hetalkesIdldyali;!?adie. ... 
 
 Fuff. Deliciousfpincduparagq not yourcourtdie, 
 ftand not bare to him that was borne to honor you. 
 
 Bra.Sig. Let vs prefle our haires th.en , withanvni- 
 forme confent. 
 
 Puff. The preifure of my hair<?s,or the puntfture of my 
 heart, ftandesattheferiikeofyourfoUide perfedions: 
 my life is bound to your loue , your loue being my life, 
 tho my Ufe bee not worthie your louc, your perfedion 
 is the center to which all the paralels of my afFedion 
 are drawnc : your loue my life, yourperfedtion, my af-^ 
 fedionjbeing— - — 
 
 Ph. Your Afle.my Foole. 
 
 P/yf. Bcingchaindeby themightiecopletofincui- 
 tabledeftetiiejwhofeeththefunnejbutheerauftadore- 
 it: who feeth beautie,but he muft honour it: who view-. 
 cthgold,buthemuftcouent: then,. (6 then) who can- 
 behold yourfun-like beauteous golden beauties^buthc 
 muft more then adore , much morethe^ honouTj and, 
 moft infinitely loue to be outjOUtjOUt. - *'\ 
 
 Brd.l». Out he is indeed. 
 
 P/rf. Hee'sataftand,likea reftieIade5oraPidIer,whe 
 he hath crackt his J^inikin.. 
 
 Puff. Outragioufly addided to the worthie purfuitc 
 of fuch matchlelle worth, 
 
 Bra.Sig. Sir, I can reft but truly thankful!, for your 
 more then good conceit of my no leffcthen lideworth. 
 And now fir for the confcqucnt houres of the day,how 
 ftands your intencion for imploymer^t ? 
 
 Puff. I ha tane my leaue of Sir Edxoard^ hid adicw 
 to loue, my Miftrefle is gone, my humour is fpcnt, my 
 ioyesareatanend, and therefore Gentlemen, I leaue 
 
 fcuc, 
 
of^apiu^andl^therme. 
 
 ■ louf jand fall to the (pufe) Lawe, I will intcrre my ftlfc 
 in Flvsdtns Coffin, and take an eternall Can^ of the 
 world. And fo fwcete gallants farewell. Exit. 
 
 tra.Sig. Nay lie follow you to your graue. Gentle- 
 men youlc not accompany the coarfc^ Exit. 
 
 FU. No,nOy\ookc Ned Br4tant, yons a pleafing ob- 
 iciSfor thy eyes. 
 
 Enter CameU<t,lllU,andWi)iijride. 
 
 Irs.lu. MyMiftreffeistumde Buafhalus^ nobodic 
 muft ridehcrbut Alexander : nobodickifleherbut/*A» 
 £4^^. Now ftand and lift good i»/4»f;. 
 Ca. Come fvveeteft Louejlets giuc time pleafing wing, 
 What fhall we make Ibme purposes or fing .'' 
 
 El. I will fing/o you will bearc my burthen. 
 
 Co.. Come laie thy head then in my virgin lappe. 
 And with a fbft flcekc hand He clappe thy chcckc, 
 And wring thy fingers with an ardentgripe : 
 He breathe amours,andeuen intraunccthyfpirir, , 
 And iwectly in the fliadc lie dallying. 
 
 The Song. 
 
 Now datlifiert And fUy^T hit merry month efMdy^ • 
 rhiiis tbemerry/nery month. Sweet time for dMlying: 
 rheBirdsfttchirpng^chtrfing^TheBouesfitbilling^illingy 
 Ehillif istreAding,is treading, ittreading^utreading^i£trea. 
 
 All are to pUafures willing' (d'^Si 
 
 ToHthatarefaireandrnttie^ Obferue tkUeapDittie, 
 And leaue not Natures Natures hlife^Donotrefufe to kife. . 
 The Birds ft chirfing^ehirfing. The Douesfit hiUingMiUng^ 
 FhfUip if treading^ treading, <!rc. 
 
 Br4j0» Death I can holder : Life of louc 
 « E 3 , Amazing ; 
 
'JlfieApint ComeMe 
 
 Amaxlng bewtie, let not me feeme rude, 
 Tho thus I feeme to fquare with modcftier 
 
 El. Pray you let me go, for heele begin to fquarff. 
 And euen as forae doo wcarc Muffes for warmth, fome 
 for wantonncHTe^fbrnefor pride,fbme forneither,butto 
 hide gowtic fingers , Co will I get your Fathers confent, 
 and marry you. Fare you well. Exit, 
 
 Came. Sir it were good you got a benefice, 
 Some Evenuch'd Vicandge, or fome Fellowiliip, 
 To prop vp your wcake yonger brothcrfliip. 
 Match with your equalls,dare not to afpier 
 MyfeateofloueJwisSir,! looke higher. 
 
 £r4.;«. Afroni{l]mentofNature5benotproud •: 
 OiForuaeshouniki : BraUntii a man, 
 Tho not fo clogd with durt as others are : 
 I do confeflemy yongerbrotherfhipj 
 Yet therein hie no fiich difparagement 
 As your high fcorne imputes vnto my worth. 
 Coach ladcs and Dogges,are coupled ftill together, . 
 Only for outward likenes,growth and ftrength, 
 But the bright models of eternitic. 
 Are ioind together for aft'edion, 
 Which in the foule is form'de.Oh let this moue, 
 LouepiouUtnake mariagc^andnot mariage Lone, (proud, 
 
 VLt. VVooe her no more 5rrf^4«f,thou'lt make her 
 You Duch Ancient why fhould you looke higher ? 
 His births as good as yours,and fo's his face : 
 PutofFyourIengIe,Iangles,and benotasfaire, 
 He fliall renounce itjforc this Audience, 
 Put off your cIoathes,'andyouarelikca^d»^^rychee{e, 
 Nothing but paring : why {hould yoube proud, 
 Andlookc on none but Weathercocks forfbothf 
 O you fliail bauc a thoufand pound a ycare I 
 
dfPa/cjmll anJ J^thenne. 
 
 Bar Ladiethats a bumming found. ButhaikCj 
 Wilt therefore be a flauCjVnto a flauc, 
 
 ne thats abound Rogue vnto Ignorance .'* 
 Well thou'lt ferue to make him gcllide broaths. 
 And fcratch his hcad,and may be now and then 
 Heele flauer thee a kiffe.PIaguc on fuch mariages. 
 
 Came. RudevnciuileClowne. 
 P/^.Tut railc not at mc,turn your cie vpo the leprofic of 
 your own iudgement, loath it ,hate it, fcorn it, and loue 
 this yong Gentleman, who is a Foole in nothing but ia 
 louing thee : madde in nothing but afFc<fting thee: and 
 curft in eternitie if he marry thee. 
 
 Ca. Sir you ha (poke exceeding pleafingly. 
 For which I loue you,as I louc a dull dead eye. 
 Brabant I do coniure thee Court not mee. 
 Do notprefume to loue orfancie mee. 
 
 Bra.Iu. How not prefume to loue or fancie you ? 
 Hartjl will loue yoUjby this light I will 
 Whether you will or no , Tie loue you ftill. 
 Spight of your teeth I will your loue purfue, 
 
 1 will by heauenjand fo fweet fbulc adieu. 
 
 ExitSra.lmift, 
 Ca. FarewclI,andiTCuer view my face againe. 
 
 Exit Camel/a. 
 VU. Harke youfairc Winlfride^ fweet gentle maide^ 
 
 I haue but fained with you all this while, 
 
 I doate vpon the fweet Crfw^/w, 
 
 And ifyour fauour will bu t fecond me, 
 
 I vo wc when 1 (hall wed CamdU^ 
 
 Toindoweyou with ahundred pound a yeare. 
 
 And what Ihauefhallftandatyourcommaund. 
 Win. Sir I wil vndertakc to forward your falre louCj 
 
 Soyou'leremember whatyou hcrcdo vowe. 
 
jfpleAfant (omeite 
 
 fU, Ifl forget it,hcauen forget mee: ' ' 
 Do you but praircme,letnot'her once know '' 
 
 I loue,or do affed her for the world. (Sir. 
 
 Wmi. Weil feare no rubbes, farwell fairc bounteous 
 
 ExitWinifride. 
 
 Pla. It \vorkcs,it workcSjtnagnificent delight, 
 Laughter,triumph,for ere the Sunne go downc. 
 Thy forehead fhaJl be wreath'd,with plcafnrcs crowne. 
 
 Exit PUntt, . 
 Enter fafquiUt enedoore^and his Pagi at the other, 
 
 Paf. Now my kindcPiage,canftrhounorhcare,noir 
 Which way my Katherme hath bent her fteppes/' (feej 
 
 Page. Sir lean. 
 
 P^/J What canft thou my fweet Page? ;. ; .;j . 
 What canil thou Boy < ,■..,. 
 
 Oh how my foule doth burne in longing hope. 
 And hangs vpon thy lippes for pleafingnewcs. . 
 
 Page. Sir I can tell ye. (fearff. 
 
 P/if. What.-* 6 how my hart doth quake &ihrob with 
 
 Page. Sir I can tell you nothing of her in good faith. 
 
 Paf. O h thou haft tortur'de me with lingring hope. 
 Go hafte away,flie from the pcftilcnce 
 O f my contagious gricfejit will infed thee boy, . 
 Murder thy youth,and poifonthy lifes ioy. 
 Run fearch out Katherme^m her eies dwell 
 Heauens df ioy : but in P4/^«/7hcll. 
 Oh thou omnipotcntjinfinitie, ■].'>•.- 
 
 Crack not the fincwes of my patience 
 With racking torment : Infift not thustofcourgc 
 My tender youth with fharpc affliction, 
 Ifl do loue that glorieof thy hand, .: .v. 
 
 That rich/</Mofpcrfe<ftion, -1 a , 
 
 With any luftfull or prophane intent^ '■."■■ 
 
 Croft 
 
 \^ 
 
'^ 
 
 ofTafqufllandlyathertm. 
 
 Croft be my loue,murdrcd be all my hopes : 
 But if with chafte and vertuous arme I clip 
 The rarcft modellofthy workemanfliip, 
 Be then propitious : 6 eternall light. 
 And blcfle my fortuncs,raaugrchcIlini fpight. 
 Efifer Kdtherinein aptticoate. 
 Ka. Black rorrow,nurrc of plaints,of teareSj&groncs, 
 Evaporate my fpirit with a figb , 
 That it may huney after his iweete breath, 
 Who made thee doatc on life, now huntfor death, 
 
 Paf V, hatfouleisthat,thatv/ithlierteare-fulleies 
 SecmestoJamentwithmcinmifcricsc' 
 
 ; A'4. Here fcemcs to be the pre/Turc of his truncke, 
 Deare earth confirme my doubt,was this the place 
 Which the faire bodic of my P/ry^«//preft, 
 When he laiemurdredc Sec the drooping graflc 
 Hangs downe his mourning head,and (ecraes to fay 
 This was the fatall place,vvherc Pafjuil lay. 
 Ohthoufwcctprint.ftamptbythefaireftlimbcs, 
 The richeft Coffin ofthe pureft foule 
 That euer preft the bofbme ofthe earth, 
 Pirft drinke my teares,and next fucke vp my blood. 
 Now thou immortall fpirit of my Loue, 
 Thou prctious Ibulc of P<i/^«//view this knife 
 Which once thou gaueft me,and prepare thy armc 
 To clip the fpirit of thy conftant Loue. 
 Deare "Hfdl come,by death I will be thine, 
 Since life denies it to poore Kdthcrine. 
 Sht offers to Jl abbe her felfe. 
 
 Paf. Ho!d,hoId,thou miracle of conHancie, 
 Firft let heauen peri{li,and the crazde world runnc 
 Into firfl Chaos of confufion, 
 Before fuch crueJl violence be done 
 
 F To 
 
^pkafant (^omoiie 
 
 To her faircbrcaftjwhofe fame by vertue wonne. 
 Shall lionouf women whilfte there fliincs a funne; 
 
 Kathe. Thrice facrcd fpiriCjWhy doft thou forfakc 
 J//'c<»w pleafures, to withhold thcarme 
 Ohvrzichcd KAtheriite •: Oh let -me die, 
 Retire fweete Ghoaft,do not pollute thy hand 
 With touch of mortalls. 
 
 Pitf. Amazemcntof thy Sex^P*i/^«/7/doth liue. 
 And Hues to loue thee in ctcrnitie. 
 Be not agaft,recouer fpirit, (Sweete) 
 Tis P4/^w7/rpeakes,tis P4/^«/7/clips thy wafte, 
 TisP.j/^w//printsakilfcon thy faire hand. 
 
 Ka, What do I dreame.^ or haue Tdravvnethe fluce 
 Oflifevp.''and through ftrcamesofbloud 
 ■Vnfc!r,hauerctmyprifoncd foulc at larger 
 Am I in hcauen.^ or in Pafijuills Armes ? 
 I am in hcauen/or my iVf^; embrace 
 Is KAthtrifies long wiili'd celeftiall place 
 
 P4/7 Diuinitie of fweetnefle,! protcft^ 
 IfthefcinferiourOrbsvvercrowlcdvp, 
 And the impcriall heaucn bar'd to my view^ 
 Twereno^.fo gracious,norfo much defir'd, 
 As my dcare Katherine is to Pafqu'ills fight. 
 
 Ka. Heauen of Content,Prf/'^w of my delight. 
 
 Pdf. MirrourofConftancie,life-bloudoflouc» 
 
 Ka. Center to whom all my afFc(5lions moue. 
 
 Paf Renown of VirginSjWhofe fame fhalne'reflcet* 
 
 Ka. Oh I am maz'd with ioy,Iprcc thee fweete, 
 Vnfold to me,whatfad raifchaunccit was, 
 Torc'd thy deaths nimour, and fuch woes difpcrc'd:? 
 Sad forrow paft,delights to be reheaifed* 
 
 P<i/rit will be tediousjbiit in breefe thinke thus, 
 
 Q\^Mamonsm!iXQZ was thcvcnombdfoame, 
 
 ^ - - .^^ 
 
'■' '■ ■»•-«" J»! 
 
 ■•CJ^ 
 
 Thatpoifoned all the Tweets of our content. 
 
 ^ K4^(&f. Alas dcare heartjthatloue ihould be fb croft. 
 Now good iVf</ fetch my gownc,tis at yon houfe, 
 Iwouldbclothtoturne toi^^/i/ethus. (uicc. 
 
 I Paf lamoblig'dcwiihinhnitrefpcdjtodoyourer- 
 
 Oh powcrdiiune,was eucr fuch a loueas Kdthertne? 
 
 Ent.Ma. Looke Manroitjksixch Mdmon, this way fliee 
 Puton thy fpedacleSjthis way flie went: (wenf, 
 
 Bleft,bleft,bleft,be thy natiuitic. 
 Yonder fliefitSjIlc either haue her now, 
 Or none fliall c'rc enioy her with content. 
 ^"^ JTj. How louesimpatienr,whcn will iVifireturnc.^ 
 
 iW^i.Tutjtis no matter when ,looke where thy Mtmo'nl 
 Ka. Good diuel,for Gods fake do not vcxe my fight: 
 f Didft not thou plot the death of ray deare Louc.:' 
 
 '. Af<».Yes,yes, and wold complot ten thoufand deaths, 
 
 Euen damnc my foulc/or beauteous if/r/i&fr/w. 
 My fhip fliall kemb the Oceans curled backc 
 Tofurnifl) thee with braueAbiliaments, 
 /' Rucks of rich Pearlc,and fparkling Diamonds 
 
 ^ ' Shall fringe thy garments with Imbroadry: 
 ; ■ ThyheadfliallblazeasbrightwithOrientftonc, 
 
 As did the vforld being burnt by Phaeten. 
 ' iTrf. You make me death/orpitties fake forbeare: 
 
 Oh when will Pafquil come < Good Sir depart. 
 When wilt returned I pray you Sir goe hence. 
 And trothjl will not hate you ; nay I'lc fpeake 
 - Againftmyhcait,andfayIIoathyounot. 
 Youvexemypatience,gendcfirforbeare, 
 I begge it on my knee,and with a tcare. 
 
 Mam. Tut wjU you loue me,and deteft yon boy f 
 'K.a. Heaucn deteft mc firft.and loathe my foulc. 
 hiam. Is it your final! refolurion f 
 
 V % Katk. 
 
 0i 
 
^ pkajant Qomedie '' ' 
 
 K4. God knowes it is.So good Sir reft contenr„., 
 
 Mam. I,Iwillreft,andthounialtre(l:thusblur'd^ 
 Thus poyfondj venomde with this oyle of Toades : 
 If Af<«w(?/8 cannot get thee,nonc ihall ioy 
 Which he could not enioy. I feare no lawe, 
 Gold in the firmcft confcicnce makes a flawe.. 
 Rot like to Hekn •.Spittle hence, adiew, 
 Let i'^/^w/Zboafl: in yoiirnext interview. 
 
 Ka. BepittifulJ and kill megcndcSir.. 
 Heauen my heart is crackt with miferic : 
 Where (lialil hide me :" which way (hall I cleanfe 
 The eating poyfon o£this venomde oyJe :* 
 Poore wretch (alas). fee where thy PafejuU comes. 
 
 Paf.Hcte Loue puron your gown How nowf good 
 Heaue giue mepatiece: who hath vf d thee thus:" (Godj, 
 
 i(r<i.Th.ediuelin the f. ape of M<?w^». Sweet 
 Touch me not. Pafmill coniure thee now 
 By all the power ofafFedion, 
 By that ftrickt bond of loue that lincksour htarts,., 
 Leaue and abandon me eternally. 
 Imerit now no loue,yct prethee fwcct, 
 Vouchlafe to giue me leaue to loue thee ftill; 
 But I do binde thee by thy facrcd vowe 
 O four once happie,and thrice ble/Ted loue. 
 Follow noiKatherine : good Ned, doo notgreeuc, "^ 
 In time iuft heauen may our woes releeue. 
 
 Exit Katherim^ 
 
 Vaf.fureus. dirafata^fiU/t,miferandii,horidA 
 ^luii hie Locus ? e^UA Regio < qu£ MundipUga ? 
 VMfum ? Katherina,Katherina, Ehett Katherina. , 
 Enter Mamon. 
 
 Af4w. My Spcdaclcs will bctraie mee,Iooke 
 
W^ ^ — : r ^ ■■^. 
 
 Paf. Welcome Err4 Vdter, yon that make Pf ognofti- 
 cations for cuer. Where's you Almanacke ^ 
 
 VulUshU Indentures out of Mamombofime. 
 Af4, Lordeblefle my Obligations, Lordeblefle my 
 I bonds. Lord blcffe my Obligations. AlaSjalas,aIas. 
 
 Paf Let mefeefirnovv, when will true valourbc at 
 thefuli /"Oh theres an oppofition tis cclipfcd , FentUj I 
 Vensisis mounted. Wheres the Goat now? Kembd,fine 
 kemd. Oh heereareDogdaies,outvpontDogdayes, 
 Dog dayes^Dog dayes,outvpont. 
 He teares the Papers. 
 ' Afiiw. Alas my Obligations,my Bonds, my Obliga- . j 
 
 tions,my Bonds. Alas, alas, alas. 
 
 Paf YiatherinajKatherma^EhewKatherijta. 
 
 Exit Pafquil. ' \ 
 
 Mam. Obligations,Obligations; AlasmyObligati- i 
 
 ons,Iamvndone,vndonc,vndone. ' 
 
 Enter Flafvne. J 
 
 Fiawne, Sir,Sir^ Sir. 
 
 Mam. What fir you for, you Dog, you Hounde,you 
 Cruft,what5beft.ncweswithyounow ^ Out-alasmy 
 Obligations,my Bonds, I am vndcn,vndon. 
 \ i^'/iipwf. Sir, the beftnewcs is, your HiipC the Hope- 
 well) hatl|||»apt ill,returning from harbaryXii butfunk, 
 or fo,not a fcrap of goods fau'de. 
 
 Mrf/w. Villaines,Rogues,Icwes,Turkes,Tnfidels,my 
 nofe will rotoff with griefc. O the Gowt,the Gowt,thc 
 Gowt,Ifhallrunmad,run mad,run mad. 
 
 is'^if^^. Amen,amen,amen. But theres othcrnewes 
 to comfort you withall fir. 
 
 Mam. Lets heare them good EUvane. My fhippe, my , 
 bonds,my bondes,my (hip, I fhall run mad vnlefTe thy 
 good newes reclaime mec.Lets heare thy qewes. 
 ' E 3: llavtm.^ 
 
 ; 
 
JpltAptnt ComtMe 
 
 Fld)vni. Your houfc with all the furniture is burntj 
 not a ragge leff,the people ftand warming their handcs 
 at the fire, and laugh at your miferic. 
 
 Mam. Idefiehcauen, eardi and hell, renounce my 
 nore,plaguc,peftilence, confufion, famine, fworde and 
 firc,deuoureall, deuoure me,dcuoure Flarvne^ deuoure 
 alh bondesjhoure^and fliip,niip,houlc, and bondes, Di- 
 fpaire, Dainnadon, Hell, I come, I come, {6 roomefor 
 M Anion, roomc for Vfury, roomc for thirtie in the hun- 
 dred. I comc,I comcjl come. 
 
 "Exit Mam on. 
 
 FUte»e. Why me thinkes this is right now. He euen 
 laie him vp in ^^.^/^^wifjcommit him to the mcrcic of the 
 whip, the entertainment of bread and water, and the 
 the fling of a Vfurers Confciencc for eucr. 
 
 Exit Fkwne. 
 ACrVS ^ARTVS. 
 
 Enter Drum A»dWi?7ijride. 
 
 Drum. Truly MiArcfTef^'/w/^/^f, as I would bewil- 
 
 lingtobethankfull, and thankful] to findc you willing 
 to pionrate your faircpa; tcs to my pleafurc , fo I hope 
 you will remember your promife, and pi«iteiife what 
 you now rcmensbeiyfyou haueforgot,! would be glad 
 to put you in mine :■ of it. 
 
 WirJ. Truly friend Joon^ as I would be loth to breake 
 my promifcjfol wouldbevnwiljingtokcepcmy word 
 to the din]Ciicn!ng of my virginirie. Marry for a nights 
 led wing or fo, I wil not be ftrait lac'd to my fricnd.Thcr- 
 forc thus it rnufl he. To night I muft lieat the Faime at 
 HoHoTcdj , thither (hall you be conueycd in this Sacke, 
 !&laid in my chamber/rom whence you fhall hauc free 
 atccffcto the^ilcafuresof my piiuatebed. Drum, 
 
efTa/quillandl^ther'me. 
 
 Drum, Well then bee conftant Winijride^ and yoii 
 fhallfiindcnie faithfull UckelSrum : and fo raking Icauc 
 ofyour lippes,! betake me to the tuition of the Sackc. 
 I , Enter Twedle. Exit Drum, 
 
 [ Tjpf. Wf^z/f/dtmyMiftrefleCrfw^/wftaies foryouto 
 
 attend her to the Greene,! muft go and clap my Tabcrs 
 chcekes there,for the heauens Ifaith. 
 
 Wim. Stay a little heere, and iiuhnfodekwg come, 
 giuehim that Sack. Oh I could crack my Whalebones, 
 breakc my Buske,to think what laughter may arifc from 
 this. ExitWintfride. 
 
 Enter M«Hn(leur. 
 Mfiun. By my trot, dis loue is a moft cleanly Icntlc- 
 man, he is very full offliifte, define Vench, can inuenc 
 : _ ten towfand , towfand trick to kifle a men (^ee ) fee hy 
 gor (he ha kcepc her word, (lie is in de feck alreadie,hee, 
 braue by gor,my blood das fparkle in my veinc for ioy. 
 MetrcT/wf^z/yyou muftgiuc me datfeck dere. 
 
 Timo^ Owy da Afw»/i<«r, that is well pronounced is 
 itnot/> 
 
 Mfiun. Ritt,ritt,ritt,exccllan:cxcenan;adcwrw#. 
 t^jfyTac amalmoft burftfbr ioy. 
 
 Exit Moftnjieur. 
 7w^ Well, I know what the Wenches on the green 
 are faying now,as well as if I were in their bellies, whea 
 ViiVLTimithf come, when wilhoneftT/«!«?/^)f approach, 
 when willgood timothy drawe neare ? Well Wenches 
 novrKioyccfatTimothyTiveMe doth come. 
 
 ExitTrvedle. 
 Enter Pla.BrM.Sig. and BraJunior. 
 
 Br4.1tt. Brother how like you of our modernewittsf 
 How like you the ncwPoet//fiKi«f.«' » 
 
 Sra^^, Ailight bublingfpirit,a Corke,a Huskc. 
 
 J 
 
^pkafdnt (jmedie 
 
 PU. How like you Mufu fafhion in his carriage ? 
 BrA.Sig. O filthilyiheisasbluntasP^tv/if/. 
 Bra.Tu. Vv^hat thlnkeyou of the Lines o(Deatff? 
 Writes he not a good cordiall fappie ftile r" 
 
 Bra. Sig. A furreindeladed vvit^but a rubbes on, • 
 Pia. £r<i^4«?thouartlikeapaireofBalJancej 
 Thou wayeftal! iauing thy felfe. 
 
 Sr.Sig. Good faithjtroth is,they are all Apes & gulls^ 
 
 Vile imitating fpirits,dry heathy T urfFes. (erres. 
 
 JBra.Iu. Nay brother, nowlthinkeyouriudgcment 
 
 Tia. Erre,hc cannoterreman, for children & fooles 
 
 fpeake truthealvy;aics. 
 
 £fitcr Mounfieur with a Sacke,and lack Drum i» it, 
 tra.Sig. See who comes yonder fw eating with a pack. 
 P/4. Mounfteur.^ what do you beare there ha i 
 Moun. Free you away, you breake my glafTcs der,Ie- 
 iliu, now mee know not what to doe , Zot dat I was to 
 comedis waywidddem. 
 PU. Glaffes you fait iheume,come what ha you theref 
 Moun. Trike no more for lefhu fake, by gor raec hauc 
 brittle vare,if you knock it,it will break prefant, pre you 
 Br.ltt. We muft know whats in the bag Ifaith. (adieu. 
 Moun. Bymytrotj mec tell you true, willyou no trike 
 me den f 
 Bra.lu. No faith,but fee you tell vs true,or elfe. 
 Monn. Or els,or els by gor,do war you pleafe wid nae; 
 Sweet Finifride^iny vcrieart dus vurft,hebygor,medid 
 not dink to vrong yow dus: come outfwect f'//?/^/^,me 
 aiuch difcredit yow. 
 
 We lack Drum. Icfuvatirjiadcyouderej' 
 Brum. Gentlemen my M.defires you to come fupp 
 with him,! was fen t to inuitc you, and this itching goat, 
 would needs cafe my leggcs & carry mc : I hopeyou'le 
 
 come, 
 
ofTafqui/land I^therlne. 
 
 come,and fol take'my leaue. I, I am guld, but If I quit 
 
 her not^ well. Exit Drum. 
 
 Bra.Sig. Comejthere'sfomeknotof knaucryin this 
 
 • Pld. His culler is not currant,wel,let paHTc. (tricke. 
 
 Bra.Sig. Corae Mounjiettr, come, Ikheipeyovitos, 
 
 Godownethchillbcforcjlefollowyou. Wench, 
 
 Moun. MedankyourMordeu, hemonamee, me 
 
 ametrooke dead wit grcife, dc cock of my humoreis 
 
 do\vne,and mc may hang my felfe vera Vench. 
 
 ExitMottru 
 Brd.Stg, Gentlemen will you laugh hartily now .«• 
 P/a. I,and ifthou wilt play the foole kindly now. 
 Br4.5/^. Iwilftraitframe theftrongeftetcrnalllcft 
 That e're was buildcdbylnucntion ; 
 My wifehesverie priuatcin the Towne, 
 rie bring the French man to her p refently. 
 As toaloofclafciuious Curtezan : 
 ( "Norhe.noryoUjnorlbCjfliallknowthcreft, 
 
 But it fliall be immortallfor a leil. 
 
 Exit 'Brd.Sig, 
 JJrif.;«. Farwel brother,we flial meet at i7x?4/? foone. 
 P/4. The wicked leftbe turndc on his owne head. 
 
 Pray God he may be kindly Cuckoled. 
 ' Exeunt bet k 
 
 Enter CamelidandWmijride. 
 Cam. Carry this fauour to my £//*fftraight, 
 I long to fee him,preethebid him come. 
 
 Wifti. I would bcloth to nourifh your defame, 
 ; And therefore Miftreffe pray you pardon me. 
 
 ■ CrfOT.r. Whatisthyiudgementofmyf/i^Afchandge? 
 
 [.' TVini. No that is firmc : but your cftate is changde. 
 
 You know your fifter'sftraungelyvaniflied, 
 Andnow the hope and revenue of all, 
 
 \1 
 
Calls you his /ble,and faireapparant hefre : 
 
 Nowthereforevvouldlhaucyouchaungeyoiirlbue.. 
 Indeed I ycddtis moderne policie, 
 
 To kilTc eucn durt diar plaiftt rs vp our wants. 
 
 I'lenot denic,tis worthy wits applaufe, 
 
 For women on whom lowring Fortune fquints,. 
 
 And cafts but halfean eye ofdue refpcfft^ 
 
 To pinne fome amorous Idiot to their eyes^ 
 
 And vfehim as they vfe their Looking-glaire, ': 
 
 Sec how to adorne their beauties by his wealth, 
 
 Andthencafevpthefooleandlayhimby. ' ' 
 
 ButforfuchLadicsasyourfclfeisnow, 
 
 WhofefortunesareAiftaind by all theproppes ■ 
 
 That gracious Fortune can a^duanee you with, 
 
 Forfuch a one to yoakc herfrce fweetyouth 
 
 Vnto a Lowne,a Dane-like barbarous Sot, 
 
 A guilden Trunchion,fic,tis flauifli vile. 
 
 Gh what is ritherthcn content in loue.? - f . i ■. 
 
 And will you now hauing fo huge a Ruck 
 
 Gfheap'dvpfortunesjgoeandchaineyourfelfc 
 
 To a dull port, whofe verie eics will blaze 
 
 Hi§barebredfpirit,vvherefoe'rehe comes, . . . ' > 
 
 Andfhameyouwiththevcrienameofwife. v:^.. 'T 
 
 NoMiftris,no,Ihauefoundoutaman 
 
 That merits youjifinan can merit you. 
 
 Came, Lordwhatatideof hatecomescreepingon. 
 VponmyformeriudgemcptcComCjtheman^ 
 
 Wm.Thtminrioh God) rhe man is fucha man ■ 
 Thatheismatchlefle.-ohJOiallprophane ■ 
 
 His name,with vnrcfpedl'cd vtterance. 
 C4. Oh thou torment^ me,dcatcTrmifr/dethc man? 
 
 ^f/.Bythefweetplcaruresofanamorousbed, 
 i tmnkeyouwillbe deified by.faimi v:. 
 
 OGod 
 
f ■ - ■ ^ 
 
 God the moft accomplifli'd man that breathes, 
 And P/^w/is the man. 
 
 Cdff/e. Outon the diucll,thercs a man indeed. 
 Wi>ti. Naylookeyounow,you'leftraightorefhoot 
 I ' You'lefayhee'sfowreandvnlbciable; (yourfelfe^ 
 Tufh you know him notjthat humor's forc'd : 
 Butin his nariuc fpirit hee's as kinde 
 , Asisthelifeofloue.AndthenthecIearcftskinne, 
 
 The whiteft handjthc cleaned wel fliap'dleggc : 
 The <]^uickeft eye : Fie,fie,I fhall but blurrc 
 I , And fulley his brightworih with my rudefpeech, 
 
 Cj»/^ WeIijithecourtme,Ilenotbcmuchcoy. 
 W^/. Court you ^ nay you muftcourt him for ought I 
 ITou muft not think forfbothe,that lam feed (know: 
 ^ Tovrgeyouthus.Ifblemnlyproteft, 
 
 1 motion this out of my pure vowed loue. 
 Which wiflieth all aduanccment and content 
 
 i To attend thegloryofyourbeautiousyfiuth. 
 
 Cm. OlzmPlanet^ncVenWinifridty 
 i How fliali I intimate my louc to him :f 
 
 i, ^/. //awe him commingvp the hill euen now. 
 
 Send him a fauour^and ile beare it to him, 
 » Aiid tell himyou defire to fpcakc with him. 
 
 I BxitWmiJride, 
 
 Ca. Do,t3o,dearc WmJridejCvrcet wench make naftc. 
 
 % 
 
 I. 
 
 Enter Sir E(lw4rdF0rttme, and lohnEllii, 
 with .1 P^ ^.. • i;} his h&nd. 
 Ellis. Sirj/hauehergoodwill^andpleafeyounowto 
 ^iue meyour confent, and lookeyouSir, hcre/haue/- 
 tem'd forth what 7 nni wortii. 
 
 SirEd. Tuftifhewemcno/tems, andflieeloueyou, 
 a Gods name ; l\<z not bee curft by my daughter for 
 
 G 2 forcing 
 
^pleafant Qsmedk 
 
 forcing her to clipaloath'd, abhorred match : and fee 
 how fortunate \vc are • Lookc where flice ftands. 
 
 Came. Sweet Planet.thon oncly goucrnft aicc. 
 
 Sir Ed. Daughtergiucmce your hand, with your 
 confentjgiucyoutothis Gentleman. 
 
 Ca, Marry phoh^wil you match me toafoole 1 
 
 Sir Ed. God pardon mc,not I ; why M.Ellis ha ? 
 Had youher co n fen t/p cake freely man •'. 
 
 El, Indcedlaw now,I thought fo: by my troth 
 You fed you lou'de me,that you did indeed. 
 
 Ctt. I as my foo!e,my Idiot to makefport. 
 
 Sir Ed, Ficdaughter,youarctooplainewith,him. 
 Alas my fonncSimiJie is out of coun renance. 
 
 El. TruIyasaMill-horfe,isnotahorfcMill,andasa. 
 Cart lade, is not a lade CartjCuenfo will I go hang my ^c 
 felfe. 
 
 Sir Ed. Mary godforbid , what frolick , frolick man,, 
 ivedehauc a Cup of Sackand Sugar foone, fliall quite 
 €xpellthcfemuftie humours of ftale melancholy. 
 
 EKter Pdfquil4nd4 Countrej Wench ytvit ha 
 Basket ofEggts, 
 Vaf. Is this the Egge where Ca/Icr and Pphxhrcd'^ 
 He crackthe Baftard in the verie (liell. 
 
 Court. MiTjd. Alas my markctSjmy markets arc clcanc 
 Q>oilde. Exit Wench. 
 
 Vaf.vbiHeUeHA,vbirreia^\^ not trucmy GAnmede^ 
 When fhall old Satame mount his Throane againe f 
 See,fee,alas how bleakc i??//^/*?/^ ftands. 
 Katherifta.,Katherim,you damned Titdmies, 
 Why prick you heaucns ribbcs with blafphemic c" 
 Vython yet breath es,old gray hayr'd pictic. 
 Sir Ed, Alas kind youth,how came he thus diftraughti" 
 
ofTdfqutHanil^therme. 
 
 P/ge. WefthiminpuTCuitcofKatibmfte, 
 And found him in this ftraungc diftcmperature. 
 
 Paf. O Sifjiftyou that ftampe on litraturc .<* 
 You arc infpircd you with Prophefic. 
 
 £i. Not I.aslfliallbefau'd,! am M. roh/tE/lul. 
 
 Sir Ed. Comc,come,lets intice him by fome good 
 lie labour toreclaimehimtohiswitts. (meanes, 
 
 O now my daughter Y^Athtr'me remembers me, 
 Where art thou girfe ? hcaucn giue me patience. 
 
 Txf, Poorc,poore Ajlre/t^^ho blurs thy orientfhinc/' 
 Come yons the CapitoU oilufiter, 
 Letts whip the Senate,els they will not leauc 
 To haue their luftice hlaftcd with abuie 
 O f flattering Sjcfphnts.Comc lets mount the Starrcs, 
 Reuerend antiquitie go you in firft — 
 Dotage will follow.Then comes palefac'deLuft- — 
 "HjCTiXSodtnte ,l\\cr\ Gomorha, next poorcl, 
 By hcauen my heart is burft with miferic. Exit PAf. 
 Enter Brabant Signior, Mounfieur and the Page. 
 
 Mouft. Ihatellyowdeverytrotcofthclagglcfl J by 
 gor your England DamofcHsarc fofcerc, lb vittic, fo 
 kittjby my trotc flice tolTc me wifh vcy dice pleafc der; 
 butpreyow wereisdcVench ? Is dis de houfe Z" Ha is 
 dis de houfc, pre yow tell me ha .? 
 
 Bra.Sig. Itis,itis,andftiecisinthc Inner Chamber:. 
 Boy call her foorth . Exit Va^e, 
 
 Moun. Sings. By garden memuflneedinowfrngj 
 Ding,ding^asiing,T>ingA^dingaJing., 
 Forme am norvatpleajuresjpring, 
 Dinga^ding^ding^dinga^dingAjdinga^dingy. 
 And a hee da venchjia vench.^da veneh. 
 Which mufi mj brulinghumor quench. Cimd j ctms^ am. 
 
 Q 3; Eitdf' 
 
BnUrMijireJfe Brabant. (nkht. 
 
 Mi/l.Bra. Now fwe«t,you kept your pmmiTe wel lafi 
 
 Mouft. By gor flie giuc him much kind word already. 
 
 Bra.Sig. Well to make thee amends , boy fetch vs a 
 quart ofCanofy Sack.Pry theei/^/Zcntertain this French 
 Gentleman. 
 
 3liJl.Bra. Sir you are verie welcome to my Lodgin*'. 
 
 ii/*«z?. Me danck yOu,and firft meckifle your fingr? 
 next mccbuffcyourlip,and laftnieecIipyoUrvaftc.and 
 nowfoutra^^for de ^/>w/r/dfe. 
 
 Page. SixEdivards Catererpafledbyfir,youwiIdmc 
 to remember JLemmons. 
 
 Bra.Sig. Gods pretious tis true : Boy goe with mtto 
 BiUings-gate. A/rf// rie returne ftraight. 
 
 Exit Bra. Sig.and his Page, 
 
 Moun.WiW yow no Via fir,hec,he is gone purpofeJy, 
 by my trotemoflkind Gentleman. Faire Madame prec 
 
 yowpittiemee,byGormeclanguifliforyourIoue^e 
 am a pouera French.IcnUemanjpreeyou fliew me your 
 bed-Chambre. , , 
 
 Ji///?.5r<«. What mean youfir,by this flrangcpafllonf 
 Moun. Nay noting, by Gor damordl, you befo faer, 
 lo admirably fccr, flcHi and bloud cannot endureyour 
 counrcnance,mec brulc^ang mce brule, ang yow ha no 
 compafllon, by gdrmeangquitc languid. Laft night 
 incgoetol>edd,angmepurdecandJebehindeme,and 
 by my trote me fee clean e torough me. Me ang fo drye, 
 nje putacoIdplattreatmybackc,and mybackmeltdc 
 ^attre^quite,do fo burne. Prtey&u fhcw mee your bed 
 Chambrc, mso v/ill be fccn. tc confiant : I loue you vn- 
 reafonably v : L'/v-nreafonably veil by j^or. 
 
 MfJi.Bra. In&ithyoumakemeblulh.whatfhouldl 
 fay/ 
 
 Mem, 
 
of^ajqtitllandl^therme. 
 
 liittfi. Say nOjang take it ; O r arkeyou one tIng,Say 
 nedcryca nor no>but take it, ang fay noting. 
 Mifi.Br4. Yoa will be clofe and fecrct < 
 Monn. Secredjby gor as fecred as your fowlcj-me wil 
 tcllnotingipoffible. 
 
 MiJi^Br^. Well Sir , if itpleafc you to fee my Cham- 
 ber^^isat your feruice. Exit Mift. BrAbant, 
 
 Moun. Hcenow mcangbrauei»/#«w/J>*r,bygorang 
 me had know dis, mec woodchaueeatelome Potatos, 
 oiRingoe: butreli : hee. Mewilltanck Metre 5m^j»/ 
 vor diSjby gor me am caught in heaucn bliffe. 
 
 Exit MoHtiftcur, 
 inter Cametia and Winifride^han^in^ 
 onPlaMsArmes. 
 
 G'a. Oh too vnkindjwhy dbcfi thou fcornc my loue? 
 Shecthatwith all the vehemence ofipccch 
 Hath bene purfued,and kneeled too forloue, 
 Proftratcs her felfe,and all her choyceft hopes, . 
 As loweas to thy feete,difdaine me not, 
 To /cornea Virgin,is mans odious blot. 
 
 Pla, Tofcoraeaman,isVirgins.odiousbIott, 
 Wert tlioU as rich as is the Oceans wombe. 
 As beautious as the dorioas frame of heaueiji 
 Yet would I loath thee worfc then varniflitskulles,; 
 Whofc ry uels arc dawbdvp with plaiftering painte. , 
 
 C^iw^ O.Rockiefpirit. 
 
 P/^. Breathe not in vaine,I hate thy flajjcrings,, .; 
 Deteft thy pureft elegance of fpeech, . ., 
 
 Worfe then Ido the Croaking of a Toade. ' ■' 
 
 Witii. Swectc Gentleman. 
 
 Pk. Peace you Rebatopinner,Ppting-iHcIftP,,; 
 YouUibde corrupters of affc(^on: 
 
 • ' . ' ' that^ 
 
I hate you botl^by heaucn I hate her more 
 Then I do louc my fclfc.Hcnce packe,a\vayj 
 rie fooncr doatc vpon a bleare-eide Witch, - 
 A fapleiTc Bcldamc,thcn lie flatter thee. 
 
 C-<wf . Be not too crucll fvvcet P/^w/,deare relent. 
 Companionate ray amorous languilliment. 
 
 P/4. Ha,ha,Tpreetheekneclc,beg,bIubber,Cry, 
 Whilfte I behold thee with a loathing eye : 
 And laugh to feethee weepc. 
 
 C4Wf. Looke,on my knees T crcepe. 
 Be not impenetrable beautious youth, 
 But fmile vpon mCjAnd Tie make the aire 
 Court thy choyce care with foft delicious founds. 
 Bring forth the VioIls,each one play his part, 
 Mufick'sthequiucr ofyoung Cupids dart. 
 
 Ti>e Smg with the Fie Us, (Py f ? 
 
 TU. Out5)i;r«,peacercritch-ow!c, hence chattering 
 The blackrbeakt night Crow,or the howling Dog, 
 Shall be more gratious then thy fqueaking voice; 
 Go fing to M.lohn. I (hall be blunt 
 If thou depart not,hencc,go mourne and die, 
 I am the fcourgc of light inconftancie. 
 
 Exit Camelia and WiKifiidi, 
 ThusmydearCi5r4^4«^,amIthyreuenge, 
 And whip her for the peeuiflifcorne Hie bare 
 To thy wcake yonger birth ; 6 that the fbules of men 
 Were temperate like mine^thcn Natures paintc 
 Should not triumph o' re our infirmities. 
 I do adore with infinit refpedl, 
 Weomenwhofe merit ifTucs from their worth 
 OfinwardgraceSjbutthefe rotten poafts 
 Thatarc but guilt with outward garnifhmenr, 
 
 O how 
 
how my Ibule abhorrcs them . Yonsmy friend, 
 
 Mnter Brabant Ittnior. 
 
 1 will conccalc what I for him hauc wrought, 
 Nice lealoufie miftakes a friendly part : 
 Now5r4^rf/;/ whores thy elder brother ha ? 
 What hath he built the left with Mrunfteur yet -. 
 
 ^4.7«i Faith I know not,but I heard he left the 
 French-man with his wife. 
 
 P/<*. Knew flie Ay brothms meaning f 
 
 Br&.lu. Not a whit, {hcc'saraeercmaungcTtothis 
 merriment. 
 
 P/rf. Hit and be luckie, 6 that twere lawful! now 
 To pray tciGod that he were Cuckoled. 
 Deare Brthum \ do hatethefe bumbafte wits. 
 That are puft vp with arrogant conceit 
 Of their owncworth,as if Ojww/w^jfffff 
 HadiioyfedThem to fucKvnequaJd height, 
 . That they furuaide our fpirirs withan eye 
 O nly create to cenlure from aboue, 
 When good fouJes they do nothing but reproue. 
 Sec whcrea&haJlopcomrs.Hownow, what ncwes ? 
 ^nter Wmifride^futwhifiers with Planet. 
 
 BraJu. What might this meane, thatff/«//?/</lalutes 
 The blunt tongu'deP/4»rt,with fuch priuatelpeechf 
 See with what vehemence flie fecmcs to vrge 
 Some priuate matter, f^wf is my friend, 
 Andyettheftrongcftlinkeoffriendfliip'sftrainde, 
 When female loue puts to her mightie ftrcngth. 
 Marke, Marke,flie offers him CAmilias fcarfe : 
 Now on my life tis \o ; Planet fupplants my Loue. • 
 
 Pla. Friend I muft leauc thee, preethce pardon meCj 
 Wcelemeete at fuppcr foone with the good knight. 
 T-.xemtPU.mdWinijride. 
 
 H ByAM. 
 
jfpkafant QmoMe 
 
 2?r4.7/s!. I, I, contenr : 6 hell to my delight. 
 My friend will murder mc,thin Cobweb Lawne 
 Burfl with each I iric breath of tempting fweets. 
 
 IVtnijride ipeakesjhm mitim). 
 She intrcats you M.P/.2w/,to meete 
 Herat the Crodcfiilc. 
 
 Br.t.in. Ha,at the crofl'e ftile,\vell Tlcmeet him therCc^ 
 T-Tc tiiar" perfidious ro me in my loue, 
 Confufion t;:kc him,and hisbloud befpilt 
 Without confufion to the murderer. 
 
 Exit Brabant , 
 .. AtTVS cyriNTVS. 
 
 Enter Bra. lu. and his Page^chargwg 
 a Pipll. 
 
 • • ,. u-y': ' > 
 Rra.Iu. Soloadeitfoundlyjmurdersgrcatwithme, 
 Goe Jjoy, difcharge it, euen in Planets breft, 
 Shoot him quite throiigh,& through, thou canft not fm. 
 To :nurdcrlTim,that murdered his dearcfriend 
 With damned breach of friendfhip,when he is flainc 
 J'jring me his Cloake and Hat,hcre I will ftay 
 To bcimbrac'dein rteedofP/*?»f^-goe,avvay. Exit Boy. 
 I had radicr die with blood vpon my head, 
 Shameand reproach clogging my htauiehoure. 
 Then t'haue ray friend fi^iii wounding of my foule - 
 With reprobate Apodacifinein loue. . 
 
 O this Sophifticate frienddiipjthat diffolues 
 Vv^ith eiiery hcate of Fancic,letit mek 
 Euen in Hells ForgecHarke,thc Piftoll is difcliarg'dc. 
 The Ad ofgory murder is pcrformd'e. , , .* 
 Hauc mci'deheauen : 6 my foule is rent , . 
 
 Enter 
 
I 
 
 ^ 
 
 r . Enter theV age: > 
 
 With P/4»;^/ wound. Come Boy the Hat and Ckflfeci 
 G o pofte to ScotUndfthtxc ate erowncs for thee, 
 Leaue Bra&Mt vnto deatb,and obloquie, . i 
 
 ExitPa^e, 
 Why now thevlcerous fwelling of my hate 
 ,]|s,brC!kcn forth ; O h that thefe womens beauties, • i 
 'This>Iatures witchcraft,{liouid inchaum oar foules 
 So infinitely vnrecouerable, 
 . That Hell,dcat|»,Aatne,eternaUiiifamy, 
 
 Cannot rcciaimeour d^etat^fffolaes,. . . ,/ 
 
 But we will on fpight of damnation. 
 
 EMerCameliaandWinifiide, 
 Comcyepoaiegactaentsofray murdered friend, 
 Mourne that you are compeld to hide his limbes 
 Tha^ilcW!yottjj^|I^f>jSf»Ci*)^a comes,;' ; vVi 
 rieftandthusmuffledanddcceiueherfighr, 
 Whentouemakesheadjftiendfliipis put to flight. ^ 
 
 Came. Perfift not ftill;6 thou relentleffe youth.. ,.. , ; , 
 To fcorne my loue : whatth((}>:J/(i(j>r9'dfhyfeif;n4, ,i ; A 
 Donotvpbraydme-fti|lwit^ba(tinghii?Tij . ; *i' 
 
 Donotftillvicwmewithaloathingeyc. ^ :.i-i'r 
 For Brabants fake, do you but I6u€ tije fweetj , , -SmX 
 And He not fcornehim.Why flip-ul^ft b!g,fef>ice ' crl77 
 In keeping lawes of frien^fliip / didft tJ)pi\cV?-l?ca;5?--j - ; 
 Ofany foule thatheid-^i"aendiB,<p|?j4caf^ru;-t: .'.. i. r,. ^ 
 Then a faire woman ^ : • ■. ; rn *' [ 
 
 BM.lft, O the-ftingofdcathjbpwlb^ath^'i^w'^etr'd^ 
 HeiK^ thou vikwqnpbeofrpy damnation,/ ^j,^ , •. -^ 
 dh thou wrdng'dfpirkofmy muidrcdfriendfif^fr u-st 
 Thou guilddrej(poileire.pufeImmaculat^ : ,v- , ;;, 
 
 Hz Behold 
 
Behold this armethruftihgrwift vengeance 
 JntcwheTran^kofacurft damnde wretch. 
 tfedratsres hh Rapur. 
 Wini. Heelefpoilehimfeifejlets run & call for heipe, 
 
 Exii Camel. And IV.'nf. 
 Brd.lu. Now haue Iroome for murderjthis vafte 
 f Hu(h'dfilence,and dumb follirudc,arc fie (place, 
 
 I: TobeobferuersofmyTragcdie. 
 
 ?/4»ff accept the finoakc of reeking Houd 
 To expiate thy mimler. Friend I comej 
 Weele troope together to ^^saww. 
 
 Enter SfrE(i94rd,CamtiU,Wmif-utt.,ERu,Bra(tattt 
 
 Stg,Twedtt,Dritm^ndothers, ^'^ 
 
 Sir Ed. Hold hairbraimfc youth,what tnifchiefe 
 maddes thy thoughts? 
 
 Br/t. lu. Forbeare good knight, yoa ncuerfinn'd fo 
 deepe, 
 
 As in detaining this mft vengeance 
 To light vpon me,batknow I will die, 
 I haue infring'de the lawes of God and Mai>i 
 In flieading of my Planets guiltles blood, 
 Who I fuppo((le corryuald me in louc 
 OfthatC4OTf//4jbutiniurioufly : 
 And therefore gentle knigbt,Iet mine owne hand 
 Be mine owne hangman. 
 
 BraSig. Brother He get you pardon,fearc it not. 
 
 Bra.iu. You'le get mypardon, brother pardon mce, 
 You fhallnotjforllediein fpightofthee. 
 
 StrEd. lamturndewildcinwonderofiliisad. 
 
 Enter 
 
ofPafqmllandl^therme. 
 
 Enter Pla)ftt and the Page. 
 
 Fla. ComcJ?^i/^rf»/come,giuemeray Cloak &Har, 
 The cuenings raweafld dankc,I Hiall take cold- 
 
 r Hownow?tumdmad,whyftar'flrhouonnTCthusf. 
 
 J j Giuememy Cloake. Hart is the youth diftraught ? 
 
 \ Bra.Iu. Hajdocft tliou bredthe5lets.rec where is thy 
 
 wo\in<l/' 
 
 pU. Docftbreathe,my woundCjWhatdoeftthou ■ 
 meanebythis/* 
 
 Page. Gentlemerjlcandirecftyouforth 
 This Laborinth of intricate mifdoabtSy ■ 
 My M.wiU'd me kill that Gentleman, 
 Now I cho»ght he was mad in putting me 
 Tofuch an enterprife^and therefore iboth'd him vj^. 
 With I fir,yesfir,attdfofii!,4teachword, 
 Whilfte he would fhow me how to hold the Dagger^ 
 To drawc the Cockjto chargejand fet the flint, 
 Meane time I had the wit to thinkchim madde^ 
 Andtherefore wcntjand as he wiirdme fliot, 
 Which he God knows^thoughtpearc'd his deetfiiefkfe 
 Then went& borrowedthat fame Hat & cloake (hart. 
 Of M.P/;*»ff,brought tiiem to my Maifter, 
 Andfo. 
 
 Pk. NomorejflfOinbi'ejknightlwiliti^etheermile 
 When I difcourfe how much my friendliath tffr'd. 
 
 .y/r £«/. I will diflblucand meltfflyfbufk to nightj 
 In influent laughter. Come'mylocundfpirit 
 Prefagcth fomevnhoptefor happineflc : 
 W6:'Tcrowne this eueriing with triumphant ioy|> 
 Ilc(upvporithisGrecne,hcer'stbome enough 
 To drawea liberal! bfeiith,and laugh aloud:: 
 
 H.3 Brum 
 
i4 fkhfant Comedii v 
 
 Vrfim fetch the Tabic ; T'jW/efcoure your Pipe, 
 Tor my old bones wHlhaue a Rownd to night. 
 Now by my troth and.I had thoughtont too, 
 t would Jtiaue liild a play ; Ifaith I ivould. 
 I fawetheChildren of Pt'B'/ifjIaft nighty 
 Andtroth they plcarde,meeprettie,pret;tie well, . 
 ThqApesintuTjevviJl doithanfomely. , 
 
 Pla. Ifaith Hike the Audience that frequentetli there 
 With jiiuch applaiifc : A man lliall not be choakte 
 With the ftcnch of Garlicke,nor be parted 
 To the barmy;Iacks.*t of a Be'crTbrewer, 
 
 Bra.lu. Tis a goodgtntle Attdien.ce,andT hope the 
 WillcomeonedayintotheCourtofrequefts. (BoycS 
 
 Br^.Sig. I and they had good Pjayes, but they pro- 
 Such m.uftiefopperiesdfantiquitie, . (ducc 
 And do not fute the humowius ages-backs . : -: \ n 
 With claath<?sinfafliion-. 'j: . , :.. ,/ 
 
 via. Well ^A-rf^rf/?/ welL,you'wiHbe cenfuringftill,. ' 
 There lyes a kft in fteep will whip you fort't. _ ' 
 
 Sir Ed. (JJallantsIhflue OQ iudgementin thcfe thijngs,. 
 
 l^^.WjBU^|^leafeypB■flt/;'l?4.w»f*V^wp^.l '?. •■ ■; :■ roiri ■ 
 CaUi»h?fe:latii^Ge4JtJe«imvntoihce wench: 
 O there with thee my /icVf*i&erf»6 was wont , _ 
 
 To fit with graceful! prefence,well let't pade : ^(\ , >,-: \ 
 lgetchni(53.C;i|pQfSB<:Jie,Q?«H€jeglr^^t^fir,, . ^^,:\ 
 
 Young Mt^'^fW^'jand Qjods prfitiol|Sf JVl./tf^/;, 
 Sitall,and (^Qtife^rate' this nightTO mirth.; ;-, ; 
 
 Heereis old 2^4pJaC<^-: , C^^BPCj -found J^^/jcke there. 
 What Q^ILhms haup y(>u:ne[f (sa Page can ^ntertaine - 
 Th is pleskfing time with ibme French t^a\v]e or Spingf* 
 
 What Ihall we haue a Galliard f typt^ ti&wcU. • - 
 .■ ' ' ' AGaU 
 
r"'" 
 
 r ' 
 
 Good Boy Ifaith J wofigdiliowhadtonpwoaroomif^ oT 
 
 Kn. Oac(f rtit)re tht giaWDmhcaiiens Wiiettricwd i 
 Mv wafted hopes,oncerti<Jfeablidfedchaunce i - T 
 Hathfctchtagaine niy fpiMt'&omtla«tfiiwndii';jr.-;fi -iil 
 
 A skilfullBfel<$amewirtl^il^Iu|cco6irratbbd<>r. 'ri fi ." 
 Hathcurde myfiticc^ndkildthcvehaMH.powror, ; ' ^A 
 AB(i*noW-if^«|f^A//liu« and loiwimsibU^'.. <'. .«. > .v, 
 Heaucn is bounteous to poo>c Katherine. 
 Yon fujjj^B?^ Faehefj^.no^,^<MfV^tfeei;fr-j 
 I fcare,and yet I know nricwhat I feare. ' 
 
 Sir Ed. Gallants I drinke this to iVf<!iP4/tf«/7/ health. 
 r .va, - Ifat^illc pledgBiuEn,wti)iaid hi&-hi(^M.>imsi ^ 
 
 Sir Ed. AndImyi(£nigi>ten:iHlfnifib4beQttti^ 
 Nog»tfefopote«^ucneatfparkKriefwit«i . .\\ 
 Can conquere him : Oh this is Ioic« diiiine^ ; <fea W 
 
 2^4. Would hebadfaifiv^its. OiisKhatainumteiagi i 
 
 Stiteaicok^alfey diF6ughm]ntirtoUihg bH>j9dt: !£!' 
 
 "??■ n'JB0ierV.i^m/mddd«f'.Sr- -'"' ';i nw '' 
 
 P/f/: VcT^dhallburfiOpethfiIrciftgtte»ofHi% 
 Ileno^bc ooopldvip^tftpeiGwBi&^rWm a.-i. . . ^ui 
 Lapiepollicy no|»(oaIifttbfflhgo^;!5Vlp«^g^1t^L^ hnn jv.i?. 
 O LuftjftaincnotiwiBcrLoue. Eicooe^ticiftnoi^oolr/: 
 Vpon thefurgeoRirigathumoura.YibUMwfcf .- '> 
 RiuetmjrAttnoTjaadCaparifbo, j^i:y , Ti- , iv . i* 
 A mightie Cent^wrejfojiieirttnatilibiJ} ?ij jb( b or; A 
 And tumble dowas^ytoml^iata Klitbtf 4*Aw>v.v. "A oinCl 
 Sit gentle rudges<tf«l*5r/{4<f««*ii^,r, ,.i : ir.or i . .i 
 l3KTiotiPrtf/?r/9«^kiifc«htcv OhJjte'sifeftd,' C >..l 
 Now thou arti)ightBf«i>fti-Jtp4»t9tefi3/^^ -. sbiEil 1" 
 Hime^ittic on a wretches mifeiier 5ir£/, 
 
^pka/ant Qomedie 
 
 Sir Ed. lamquitefunckwithgricfejwhatfliallwedo 
 To get recouciy of his mttes ygaitTC f" 
 
 Bra.iu. LetMufickcibund/orlhaiJffoftcnheard 
 It hath fuch fweet agreement with our fcHiIes, 
 That it coiTcdi vainchumours,and rexalis 
 His ftraglingfancies to fairevnioa* • 
 
 /•Z^. Why thcioulcofmanis noughr butfin^onie^ 
 . Afoundofdifagreeingpam,yetfairevnite , 
 
 [ By heaucoshand,dimnebjrreafbns light. 
 
 \ Sir Ed. Sound Muficke, then pray God ittake effbSt 
 
 \ 
 
 T%eWuft^sfimdes,A»dPJifqittls Eyekfxt .* 
 vfm Catherine. 
 
 EraiJtt. Mark with wfaat paffion be (ucks vp theiwcets 
 Ofchisianreddicaie harmoniotjs breath, 
 
 P/a. Obfcruehim welljinethinkcshiscyeisfix:^ ' 
 Vpon fbme obied that (eemcs to attnufl / 
 
 His verie foule forth withaftoni^hment. 
 Markewhh what vehemence his thoughts do fpcafc 
 Euen in his eieSjfbme crcatureftanids ferrc offi 
 That hath intranc^c him withapkafing fight. 
 
 Paf AmazementjWondefjftiffcAftonifliracnt^ 
 Stare and ftand gazing on diis narack, 
 PcrfecaionjOfwnat c'rca humanrthoiught 
 Can reach with his difcourfiuefecukies. 
 Thou whofe fweet prefencc purifies my fenc^ 
 And doeft createa fccond (bule in rae, 
 Deare Kat^eritit,tlicli£s oiPafifuiis hopes. 
 . Ka. Deare Prf/^w/jthe life of iTtffAww/ hopes. 
 
 Paf. O nee more let me imbrace the conftant's one 
 That c're waswaimdehcr Sexe pexfedion. 
 ■-^■:*'- ,:. '' _ .:/ K4phe, 
 
offaf^uiIIandI\atheme, 
 
 Kathe. Once more let me be valued worth his lone, 
 ; . In decking ofwhorefoule,the graces ftroue. 
 ■^ P.»(! SpighthathoutfpentirfclfCjandthusatlaft, 
 
 Bothffeahe. 
 ! We clip with ioyfularmc each others waft. 
 
 Sir Ed. O pardon me thou dread omnipotence, 
 I thought tliou couldft not thus hauc bleffed me. 
 O thou haft.deaw'd my gray haires with thy loue. 
 And made my old heart fprout with fertill ioy. 
 
 Kdthe. Forget dearefather,that my ad hadiwrongd 
 Thequietofyourage. 
 { Sir Ed. No more,no more,! know whatthou wcld'ft 
 
 , Daughterjthere'snothiDgbutfaluation, (lay 
 
 j Could coraevnto ray heart more gratious 
 
 ; ThenisthefightofmydeareA"4rAfr/w, 
 
 Sonne Prf/^wy/noWjfor thou fliak be my ibnnc, 
 I" What frolicke gentle youths 
 
 ' P4/^ Is3/w/iw»heeref 
 
 ! Drum. Oh Sir,M. Ji/4«rw»is in a Citie of Tbrjr^jCalled 
 
 \ 5f/^/fw,.^//4jplaine5<ri/4w^;thepriccofwhipsismigh«. 
 V tily rifen fince his braine was pitifully oucrtumblcd, 
 I. tteyarefofaftfpentvpcmhisflioulders. 
 '- P^yr OhfacredheauenSjhowiuftisthyreuenee^ 
 
 5/r£(5/. Why? didhecaftyoainthciabo,rinth 
 Of thefe ftraunge crofles :' 
 Vaf Yes honor'd knight, which in morcpriuateplace 
 And fitter time,I will cufclofe at large. 
 
 C4«;^ Faith Sifter, as / am your elderborne. 
 So will / match before or with you fure, 
 Yo\XK\^M. Brabant? 
 ^r4. By this light not/. 
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 jfpkdfant ^mnoJ^ie 
 
 Ellis. No indeed lavv,not 1,1 do not vfe to manic ; 
 For euen as blacks patches arc worne, 
 Somcforpride/onietoftay thcRhewmCjand 
 Some to hide the rcab,cLicn lb lohn Ellis 
 Scorne her,tharhath fcorned him. 
 
 Came. Vertiious Maifter P/.?;?^?. 
 
 rln. EnantwandringftarrewcfhaH rrereagree. 
 
 C.t. M,Brabant^M..PLinet^M.Ellii^(2.n\\l\t\\zuQzny, 
 
 Sir £ J. But no bodie will hau e thcCjthis is the plague 
 cflight inconftancie. 
 QoTrvedle^hid the Butler broach fiefli wine, 
 Stt vp waxe Iights,and fumiili new the boords,, 
 Knocke down e a fcore of Beefcs, 
 Itiuite my neighbors ftraighr^ 
 And make my Dreffcrs grone with waight of mcate. 
 M.£A'«',pray you let vsheare your high Dutch Song,. 
 You are admired for it : Good lets heare it. 
 
 El. I do not vfe to fing,and yet euen as when the skic 
 falk wefliall haue Larkesveucnib when my voice rifeih, 
 you fhall haue a Song. 
 
 Jiefngetb^ holding a Boxvleofdrinke in his hand. 
 
 The Song. ... , .'^ ''] 
 
 ^luevsonce(idrinke,foranthei>lackeBowley. -." j 
 
 ^^ Sing gentle Butler Bailey moy.^ 'I ' 
 
 Forantheblackekorvle. Sing gentle Butler bailey niey. 1 
 
 Giuevsoncefomedrinke,foranthefintePotte,. '':^\ 
 
 Sing gentle Butler bailey mcy^thefintefottey 
 Forantheblackebowte^ Sing gentlcButler bailey rnoy,. :j j 
 
 Ciuevs once adrinke.,for anthequart Potte, i ': t 
 
 Sing gentle Butler bally moy, the quart, the pinte Pot; j^ i^ 
 
 Tor an the blacke borne. Sing gentle Butler bally moy. - .' J 
 due vs oncefomc drinke-for an thefottle Pottej ^^ 
 
 Sing gentle Butler bally m<iif.,thepottle,the quart ythefintfOtf J ;' 
 
 For an the blacke bojple. Sing gentle Btttkr bally moy ^ ■;? 
 
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o/TafqmilandKafhfyhie, 
 
 OiuevseneeadrinkeyforanthegallanPotte^ 
 
 Sing gentle Butltr bally nwy, thegniUn, the pit le, the quart ^ 
 
 thepintepttte. For anthe blacke bmvle . 
 
 Sing gentle Butler bally moy. 
 
 ■Ch*e vstnce A drinke for anthe Firkin, 
 
 Singgentle Butler bally moy^the Firkin^thegdllan^thepotik, 
 
 the quart, thepintemtey For anthe blacke borvle. 
 
 SinggmtUButUrballymoj. ' 
 
 Ciuevsoncea drinkefor an the Kilderkin^ 
 
 Sing gentU Butler bally moy^ the Kilderkin^ the Firkin ^the 
 
 gaUan^the pottle, the quart /he pintepotte^ 
 
 For and the blacke borvle. Sing gentle Butler bally may, 
 
 due vs OHcefome drinkefor an the Barrcll, 
 
 Sing gentUButler bally woy^ the Barrel^ theKilderkin,the 
 
 Firkin, thegallan, thepott/e^the quart, the pintepotte, 
 
 Fwan the blacke borvle. Sing gentle Btttler bally moy. 
 
 due vs oncefonu drinkefor an the H-oggePiead^ 
 
 Singgentle Butler bally moy, the Ffoggejhead, the Barrett, the 
 
 Kilkerkin,theFirkin,thegallan,thcpottle,thequart.,thepintt 
 
 pot. For anthe blacke borvle. Sing gentleButler bally moy. 
 
 Cine vs once a drinkefor an the But, 
 
 Singgentle Butler bally moy, the But, the Hoggejhead^thc Bar- 
 
 rel^the Kilderkin^the Firkin, thegallan, the pottle, the quart ^ 
 
 thepintepotte. For an theUackc borvle. 
 
 SinggentleButUr bally moy. 
 
 Ciucvsoncefomedrinkforan the Pipe., 
 
 Sing gentle Butier bally mo% the Pipe^the But, the nogcjhead, 
 
 ihe^Barrelythe Kilderkin,the Firkm.}hegalkn, thepottle^ihe 
 
 jpuartjthepintepot. For an the blacke borvle. 
 
 SinggentleButUr bally moy. 
 
 due vs once feme drinkefor an the Tunne^ 
 
 Sing gentle Butler bally moy^the Tunnc^ the Pipe., the But., tk 
 
 theE/fggejhead.the Barrell.,the Ktlderkin^he Firi:in,thegaL 
 
 lan,thepottle,the quart, the pint pot. For an the black borvle. 
 
 Singgentk^tlerbdlymoy, I z Sir, Ed, 
 
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^pkafant (jomed'ie ' 
 
 Sir. Ed, Well done, Ifaitiitwaschaunted merrily ; 
 What my Gallants,nere a tic!«"ling left 
 To make vsfovvncvv'irh mirdierewcgoein ? 
 
 5rrf.%. Faith Gen t.I ha brewed fuch a ftrong headed: 
 Will make you drun k^and rccle with laughter ; (left- 
 y u know Mounfieur lohn fo dc king? 
 
 Sir. Ed. Very well,he read French to my daughters, 
 
 Bra.Sig. I to gull the Foole, haue brought him to my- 
 wife,as to a loofe lafciuious Curtezan, fiie being a meer 
 ftraungertotheleft, and there Ibme three houres ago. 
 kft him : but 1 3m lure fhee hath focudgeld him with 
 quicke iliarpe lefb, and fo batterd him with a volley oF 
 her wir^as indeed flieis exceeding wittie,and admirable 
 chafte, that ia my confcience hecle neuer dare to court; 
 women more. Would to God hewerereturnd. 
 Enter Mounftiur. 
 
 Sir Ed. Sec euen on your wiHihee's come. 
 
 Moun. lefu preferueyou [yfeQtM.ttxc'Brahant^y^ot 
 demoftdelicatplumpevenchdateuermeetuehermee 
 am your flaue, your peafaunt^ by goravotre feruicc 
 whirftelliuevordis. 
 
 Bra.Sig. He would perfwadc you now that he toucht. 
 her,withanimmodcfthand. Ha,ha,^ha. 
 
 iV/w/».Tuchher,by Gormeetuchher,andtuch her, 
 and raee tuch her,mee nere tuch fuch a venche,de finea 
 footCj de clcaneftlcgge, defleekeftskin : and mee tell 
 efuretoken. Hi ee hath deHneft little varte you knowe 
 vcare : hec by Gor mee nere tuch fuch a vench. 
 
 Sir Ed. Pray God hee haue not brew'd aheadleleft 
 indeed. 
 
 Bra.Sig. Why faith Gentlemen lam Cuckolde, by 
 this light I am» 
 
 Uonn.. 
 
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 of^apjuillmdK^therhie. 
 
 Mom. By gor mcc no knovve, you tcll a mee twas a 
 Curtezaa,prey you pardon mce, by my trotc,me techc 
 you French to t'end ofde vorldco (ronet 
 
 P/4. Come h^er's thy Cap of Maintenance, theCo- 
 GfCuckcids.Nay yoHfliailwcai:cit,0r;W3care i 
 My R.apier in youi'g.uttB by heauen. 
 Why doeft thou not well defcrue to be thus vfde .'' 
 Why fliould'ft thou take felicitic'to gull 
 Good honcft fbuleSjand in thy arrogance 
 And glorious oftentation of thy wir, 
 Thinke God inftifetjall pcrfedion 
 Into thy {buleaIonc,anxi made the i^ft 
 For thee to laugh at •: Now you Cenfurcr, , ^^ 
 Bethe ridiculous fubie(5tpfour mirth. ■.•";. 
 Why Foole, the power of Creation - 
 ' Is ftillOmmpotent,and-there's no man that breathes 
 So valiantjlearnedjwitciejor- lb wi/e, 
 But it can equal} him out ofthe /ao:>emouy ,. 
 W herein t he firft was form'd .Thcfi Jaailt^proiid fcorne, 
 And honeft felfe made CuckoId,wea«e the hame. 
 
 BraSig, Weare the home ? I,^plte ofall y^u i' teethe 
 He weare this Crdwn^^^tid jtf iumph in this home. 
 
 Sir Ed.J^hy faith tis valoroufly fpoke faire Sir, - 
 Weel^lfnuufeyourCbtonation,,, .\^t;A .t 
 With rdyaM poiiipe.Now Gentlemeniprepa;:^ 
 A libfcrall fpirit toentertainc a Icaft, ^ r>- ,- 
 V Vl|ere free light locund mtrth tiallJbe eotbcoand ■ 
 VVith^Tumptaousftate. Now Muficke beat the aire,., 
 Intrance our thoughts with your harmonious founds^, 
 |»- dtir 2='<?/'/:»wIaughes,and all content abounds. 
 « Exeunt owncs,. 
 
 EINIS. r,' 
 
\' V,. %-,.,^ r(r'.. 
 
 The names of all th<» men ?»nd Women,iIutf 
 A«5i tW'S Phy, 
 
 The Men. 
 
 V. Sir Edward Fortune. 
 
 2. Brabant Signhr^ajidhli Page. 
 
 3 . Brabant lunm^ and his Page. 
 
 4. Planet. 
 
 5. Pufe^and his Page, 
 <J. Uhn Ellis. 
 
 7, Mamon the Vftirer^whh a great mfe, 
 S. Flawne hit Page, 
 
 9. TimothjTrvedle. ,1, 1 . ' 
 
 10. lacke Drum. ■'■.' .. 
 Ji. Pafquil. ■ ■'- 
 iZsMounJieur. 
 
 The Women. 
 
 1, Katherwe. 
 
 2, Cametia. 
 
 
 4, MarketWtmoM.i y rr^-<^^/ 1