■MP ^• ^ nmt i^f J M Hiii^^M i IU |i [ i t r i 1 1 a i l i '. ^il i ^B^ . -i ! , \ ildiM n i. iJjhM UMwr&iAt'u i lk ' m iiiiiiliAliMiU r '« W »»**i»W^«t W| i W ftM M i lW 4«i>»W. t ■ M f. WI>(M*< » i < »,t H> f, UU 'l' > m MMiL\lm *til ^} fU ^«m)^} ^.f M it hU-em^ 'C\ ^A, fyzfj3. Cornell University Library The original of tiiis book is in tine Cornell University Library. There are no known copyright restrictions in the United States on the use of the text. http://www.archive.org/details/cu31924013457035 LAYS OF A KNIGHT-ERRANT. LAVS OF A KNIGHT-ERRA NT IN MANY LANDS. SIR VINCENT EYRE, K.C.S.I. & C.B. MAJOR-GENERAL, ROYAL ARTILLERY (RETIRED). London: Henry S. King & Co. 6s CORNHILL AND 12 PATERNOSTER ROW 1874 f5 [All rights reserved.] Te C. M. E. the constant companion of my wanderings in many lands, THIS VOLUME of wayside warblings and random rhymes is as a Christmas "Souvenir" by her loving and loyal " Knight-Errant" V. E. PREFACE. This volume is intended solely for the entertain- ment of innocent and juvenile minds irrespective of age. Three months of almost continuous downpour of rain during the autumn of 1872 in our northern counties, drove the writer to the south of Europe in search of the truant sun ; but, failing to find that lost luminary even in that comparatively favoured region, he embarked for Egypt, and there beheld the object of desire waiting to greet him with even too warm a welcome. After a pleasant sojourn of three weeks in Cairo, a party was formed for ascending the Nile as far as Philae. The boat — one of the largest on the river — was christened the " Star of India." We vi Preface. constituted the magic number " Seven," and called ourselves "THE Pleiades." Five were ladies. For mutual edification we agreed to keep a " Log- book," wherein each was to scribble whatever and whenever the spirit moved. The writer's own share of these contributions constitutes Part I. of this volume. Ordinary prose seemed too tame a vehicle of expression for the thoughts and feelings inspired by the scenes we were daily witnessing ; hence these impromptu and unstudied effusions in rhyme, which helped to en- liven our small party on board, and may perchance answer a like purpose with others similarly situated. Parts II. and III. comprise, with a few excep- tions, scraps of verse dashed off at random on all sorts of occasions for the amusement of friends, young and old. Part IV. is the result of sharing a German governess with a young lady during some other- wise dull winter days at Vevey. The subjects were derived chiefly from the poetical part of " Otto's Grammar," and have been included in this Preface. vii collection only in deference to the opinion of some competent German scholars, who consider they successfully embody the style and spirit of the originals. The only excuse to be offered for such a medley of trivialities is that well-known line in Virgil, "Cantantes licet usque, minus via laedet, eamus.'' Or, " ' Tis lawful as we toil o'er life's highway. To cheer the journey with a tuneful lay" V. E. AtheNjEUM Club, Dec. i, 1873. CONTENTS. PART I. Lavs of Pharaoh-land— A New- Year's Day on the Nile 3 A Startling Incident . 6 Excursion to the Caves of Beni-Hassan 8 Excursion to the Town and Caves of Sioot II Excursion to Abydus . IS The Temple of Denderah 21 A Misadventure 24 Thebes 26 " El-humda-lillah ! " . 31 A Souvenir of Philse 34 Down the Nile .... 38 The Great Petrified Forest 50 Anathema on the Flies of Egypt 54 X Contents. PART II. Lays of Wonder-land— PAGE Up a Tree 59 l,a Grande Chartreuse . 64 The Magic Mushroom : A Fairy Tale 77 Up in the Clouds 85 A " Farewell " at Pau 89 An Early Visitor 92 A Voice from " Les Eaux Bonnes " in the Pyrenees 95 A Souvenir of Venice . 97 Monte Rosa, from Macugnaga 100 Vaucluse : An Acrostic Sonnet lOI Ascent of the Rigi 1 02 A Perilous Ascent of the Ortler-Spitz . 104 Ober-Ammergau in 1871 107 A Farewell Acrostic to Ober-Ammergau 109 The Old Stones of Rome : A Lent Lecture no PART III. Lays of Home-land— To Woman IIS A Christmas Carol "7 A New- Year's Greeting 119 A Birthday Sonnet 122 A Farewell to " May " 123 Contents. xi Lays of Home-land, continued— PAGE The Lily of the Vale .... 125 The Countess Canning ; in Memoriam 127 On Three Graves in Westminster Abbey 129 In Memoriam : Field-Marshal Sir George Pollock . 130 On the Death of a New-Bom Infant . 132 Story of a Bird in a Cage, and the Song it Warbled 134 To Sir Archdale Wilson, G.C.B., the Captor of Delh 1 138 An Acrostic to the same 140 Echoes of a London Season . 141 Somebody's Eyes .... 144 A Caution for Somebody 146 A Valentine from Chang, the Chinese Giant 148 . A Valentine from Blue-Beard 150 A Valentine for Mr Onslow, Governor of the Wands worth House of Correction 152 The Summons of Love 1 54 To a Young Girl on her Confirmation 157 On a Lock of Hair .... 159 A Birthday Sermon .... 161 On a Marriage in Westminster Abbey 164 To an Elderly Lady on Departure for Egypt 167 To a Pair of Twin Sisters 169 A Red Cross Acrostic 172 - The True and Wonderful History of the Dog Dand; 1 174 xii Contents. • PART IV. Lays of Rhine-land — rAGE The Hindoo Maiden . 201 The Archer .... 204 " Sleep on, my Heart, in Peace " 205 Winter .... 207 "The Fall of the Leaf" 209 The Fisherman 211 The Erl-King . 214 Found .... 217 Barbarossa 219 The Old Tobacco-Pipe 221 The Watchman's Call 225 The Minstrel .... 228 The White Stag 231 The Blind and the Lame 232 The Traveller .... 234 The Treasure-Diggers 236 The Boy and the Dates 238 .(Esop ..... 239 The Ox and the Ass . 240 Swiss Songs — The Fisher Boy 241 The Shepherd 241 The Huntsman 242 Prayer during Battle . 243 LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS. THE "STAR OF INDIA" NILE-BOAT A SOUVENIR OF VENICE MONTE ROSA DANDY IN OUDE DANDY IN ENGLAND DANDY AN AUTHOR. PAGE Frontispiece 97 189 196 PART I. LAYS OF PHARAOH-LAND. LAYS OF A KNIGHT -ERRANT. A New-Year's Day on the Nile. I In joyous sunshine, fanned by balmy breeze. On Nile's broad stream we hail the bright New Year, On ottoman reclining, stretched at ease. Beneath the awning of our duhabeea ; With outspread sail our southern course we steer, Leaving the storms of Europe far behind ; Yet mindful still of absent friends most dear. Oh ! where else, if not here, shall we contentment find? 2 As dream-like, noiselessly we glide along, In moving panorama we survey Lays of Pharaoh-land. Scenes that to earth's old history belong — Tombs of the mighty dead long passed away, And Pyramids still struggling 'gainst decay ; Recalling many a scene of Bible-story, When Pharaoh's host marched forth in strong array, Defiant of Jehovah's might and glory, And were o'erwhelmed with fate retributive and gory. 3 At Cairo we first boarded our small ark, United in one laudable intent — To leave behind all thoughts morose and dark, And gratify our own pecuhar bent; Meaning thereby each day should be well spent In study and fine arts from morn till even. Flavoured with words and deeds benevolent : We form, in fact, the magic number "SEVEN ;" The same as those sweet stars, the " PLEIADES," in heaven ! 4 The "Star of India" is the outward sign And symbol of our floating habitation, A New - Year's Day on the Nile, 5 Like that of Bethlehem, whose ray benign Betokened " peace and good-will " to each nation ; May such prove our own final destination ! And though our ladies are 2.% five to two, May they spare us poor men all botheration, Acting, as all good angels ought to do. To their liege loving lords aye generous and true ! A Startling Incident. A STARTLING incident occurred : we passed A duhabeea with disabled mast ; Upon its deck two graceful females stood, Waving their handkerchiefs in frantic mood ; Beside them were their husbands, friends, or masters : Can they have wanted aid for their disasters ? The " Stars and Stripes " were fluttering from the stern ; The name, with aid of glass, we could discern — 'Twas the Sultana ; and it roused our pity To think that one at least was young and pretty ! What should we do ? " Ho ! dragoman, dost hear ? Forthwith to yonder boat we wish to steer ! " The callous wretch looked at us with a snigger, And seemed as hard to move as any nigger. A Startling Incident. Quoth he, "They're merely waving a salute ; To stop in such a breeze would never suit ; Moreover, there's a steamer in the rear Can tow them on, if they feel any fear." While arguing thus, we onward fast had sailed, And thus our chivalrous intentions failed : I feel quite sore about that sweet young woman. And fear she '11 harbour doubts if I 'm a true man ! Excursion to the Caves of Bern-Hassan. [These eaves contain the oldest known paintings in the world, illustrative of the daily life of the ancient Egyptians before the time of Moses. The name of King Osirtasen the First, who reigned B. e. 2020, occurs among the hieroglyphics over an entrance. He ruled over the whole country from the Delta to the Second Cataract.] Lo ! Beni- Hassan's wondrous caves Enticed our party o'er the waves ; Leaving our Star with flying pennant In the safe charge of our lieutenant, Across the wide Nile we were rowed, With lots of grub in basket stowed ; Over the sands and fields we wended, Then up a rugged steep ascended. Which led us straightway to the spot In front of a sepulchral grot, The Caves of Beni-Hassan. Whose entrance porch afforded shade Beneath which our repast was made ; For Britons, go where'er they will, Are in hot haste to take their fill. This being done, we felt at ease To roam about where each might please ; So now within the Caves we entered, And on their walls our gaze was centered ;■ For each upon its surface bore A library of painted lore, Where we the social life might scan Of this old world's primeval man ; And truly glad we were to find He wore no monkey's tail behind t In fact, he seemed almost to be Of our sweet selves facsimile. Like us, they ate and drank and fought, And fish out of the river caught ; They hunted game, caressed their wives. And led most fashionable lives ; For though their worship was a riddle, Right well they danced to fife and fiddle ; And though the ladies wore no stays, Their slender waists deserve our praise ; lo Lays of Pharaoh-land. Nor deem me daft if I declare That some wore chignons in their hair ! In fact, they seem, in form and features, To have been darling little creatures. Having at all the pictures looked, King Osirtasen's name I booked, Much to a Yankee friend's amazement. Who wondered what my eager gaze meant. And doubtless deemed it quite horrific To waste my time on hieroglyphic. In the big boulders scattered round All sorts of fossil shells we found. Proving the ground whereon we stood Had once been covered o'er with flood, Long, long ago, when men were varmin. According to the book of Darwin, Though for my part I 'm satisfied To have come out of Adam's side. Having enjoyed our day's diversion, Thus ended our first land excursion. Excursion to the Town and Caves of Sioot. [SlOOT is the capital of Upper Egypt, and is the site of the ancient Lycopolis, or "City of Wolves," which animals were wor- shipped there and embalmed. The face of an adjacent hill is perforated with numerous mummy-caves of very ancient date.] SIOOT is reached — the old " Lycopolis " — Of Upper Egypt the metropolis ; We land amid a crowd of donkeys, And boys, all chattering like monkeys ; We mount — each little quadruped Has saddle-cloth of dazzling red ; We number four — away we start. And onward to the city dart. Like chessmen of gigantic size, Its tall white minarets arise Above a crowd of flat-roofed houses. Where dwell the "Fellahs" with their spouses. 1 2 Lays of Pharaoh- land. We enter a long covered street, Where some queer spectacles we meet : Women and men in strange attire ; Moslems with scowling eyes of fire ; Nubians whose wide mouths grin at us Like those of hippopotamus ; On either side an open shop, Whose owner calls on us to stop — Nor calls in vain. We buy some ware. Of curious shape and fashion rare : One lady (men's belief 'twill stagger) Invests some money in a dagger ; So, lest some mischief she might mean, I take its fellow, just as keen ; But hope the day may never dawn That sees us two at daggers drazvn / At length we reach the Post-bureau, And in the box our letters throw ; Thence, passing to the outward plain, A view of some high cliffs we gain, With mummy-caves all perforated, As we had found by " Murray " stated. At the hill's base some tombs are clustered, Where many modern dead are mustered ; The Town and Caves of Sioot. 1 3 Whence upwards our procession wends, And each from donkey's back descends/ Above us, soon an ancient cave Invites to contemplation grave : At the door stands a figure tall, Carved in the rock ; within, a hall Vast in dimensions ; each wall covered With signs not easily discovered. Beyond, enveloped all in gloom, We pass into another room, And, with the aid of some wax-tapers, Trace some quaint figures cutting capers. Or doing " heav'n knows what " ! The ground Is strewed with old bones all around ; Men, wolves, and monkeys in confusion, And in most horrible profusion. After this anatomic glut Once more into the air we strut. And there see, prodigally spread. The beauties of old Nile's broad bed ; A thousand fields of shining green ; Above, a sky of blue serene ; A breeze whose every breath is bliss ; Oh ! what is pleasure, if not this ? H Lays of Pharaoh-land. Enough — 'tis time to end our ramble, So downward to the boat we scramble ; Once more remount each scarlet saddle, And homeward to our boat skedaddle. Excursion to Abydus. [The ruined temples of Sethos and Rameses II. at Abydus are among the chief attractions of the Nile. They date from the four- teenth century B.C., which appears to have been the "Augustan age " of Egypt ; during which art and architecture attained their highest development. In each of these temples a tablet was placed, whereon was recorded a complete list of the seventy- six kings, from Menes downwards. That of Sethos is quite perfect, and supplements what is wanting in the broken tablet of Rameses in the British Museum.] % Help ! Muse of Egypt ! if there be ■ Any such kind divinity ; Oh ! aid my verse ! Our ride on asses from Abydus, Preceded by a man to guide us, I '11 now rehearse. Our route lay o'er twelve miles of ground, Our beasts no bigger than a hound ; 1 6 Lays of Pharaoh-land. There was a lack Of ordinary riding-gear, And we felt puzzled how to steer Thus far and back. But, after an hour's hideous row, We managed to get off somehow. And half-way stopt Beneath a roadside mansion's shade. Where coffee for us all was made By a kind COPT, 4 A misadventure here occurred, Somewhat unpleasant, though absurd A saddle shifted Whereon a dame sat posed in state ; And round she twisted on her pate, Her heels up-lifted ! 5 Ah ! 'twas a sight to rouse the pity Of gods and men, that one so pretty Should thus be humbled ; Excursion to Abydus. 1 7 Swift to the rescue we all rushed, To save her head from being crushed, Or bonnet tumbled ! 6 Though stunned, there was no need of plaster, And, rallying soon from the disaster, She bore her part In friendly converse with the Copt, And a large slice, I fear, she lopt From off his heart J 7 Resuming our adventurous way, 'Neath the full force of solar ray. O'er boundless fields We saw arrayed in greenest dress What stores of wealth, man's toil to bless, Kind Nature yields. 8 We reached at noon the desert range Of rock and sand that mark the change From life to death ; Where desolation's lot is cast, • And relics of long ages past Lie hid beneath. Lays of Pharaoh-land. 9 Here, lost to modern sage inquiries, Lies buried deep the great Osiris, Enwrapt in mystery ; The object once of adoration To the old, old Egyptian nation From dawn of history. lO Here, Sethos, ere his rule was done, And Rameses, his warrior son, Raised each a fane Whose wondrous ruins still attest The skill by architects possessed Throughout their reign. II Into the former as we entered, Our gaze upon a group was centered Of German gobblers, Who, in the very holiest part, Were feasting on meat-chops and tart Like famished cobblers. 12 Great Sethos ! how thine injured ghost Would have rejoiced their limbs to roast Excursion to Abydus. 19 O'er hottest fires ! Thus to defile those sacred halls Recording on their storied walls Thy kingly sires ! 13 From Menls, founder of thy race, Each regal name thou here didst place, That future ages Might render tribute to their glory. And make immortal Egypt's story In history's pages. 14 And though thy race be passed away Amid long ages of decay, Still be thy deed Held by all noble souls in honour, Though mourning Egypt wears upon her The widow's weed : «l Though her great day of might be gone, And her degenerate sons now groan ' Neath tyrant's sway, 20 Lays of Pharaoh-land. Stilljet the memory of- the past Over her present darkness cast Its deathless ray ! i6 Having thus moralised awhile, We sought out a secluded aisle For our own dinner ; For Pharaoh's self, were he our judge, Would not some crumbs of comfort grudge To a poor sinner ! '7 To Nature having tribute paid, Back to our boats all haste we made. Halting awhile At the Copt's hospitable gate — Right glad to sleep, though somewhat late, On dear old Nile ! The Temple of Denderah. {The Ancient Tentyra.) [This is one of the most perfect of old Egyptian temples, and was in course of erection when Christ lived at Jerusalem in the reign of Ptolemy XI. It was dedicated to Athor, the Goddess of Love and Beauty, before whom the sculptures, which cover the walls, represent the kings of Egypt with propitiatory offerings in their hands ; and among them is the celebrated Queen Cleopatra.] I Behold another wonder of the Nile ! Another gh'mpse into the misty past ! Within Tentyra's desolated pile We roved 'mid sculptured walls and columns vast, Where none dared enter once save king or priest ; But now, profaned by tread of man and beast. 2 3 Lays of Pharaoh-land. Here Athor, Beauty's goddess, was adored By rulers of mankind, who offerings brouglit Of earth's best produce, lavishly outpoured, And for their reigns her stanch protection sought ; Nor, judging by her smile benevolent. On stone recorded, was she malcontent. 3 For then, as now, 'tis plain that Beauty's power Was paramount in all affairs of men ; And still, to her, ev'n kings their standard lower ; Nor need she care for gorgeous temples, when In every heart of man she finds a throne Where she may reign unrivalled and alone ! 4 Nor all in vain did Egypt's beauteous queen At Athor's altar pious vows fulfil ; — Her triumph came, when at her feet was seen The C^SAR, captive to her charms ; and still The name of Cleopatra lives to grace The memory of her vanished dwelling-place. The Temple of Denderah. 23 5 Thus, not without some sympathy of soul, We viewed this tribute of old heathen kings To one o'er whom e'en Death hath no control ; — That mystic power whose praise each poet sings ;— All else may fade, but LoVE shall perish never : Is it not writ, " Your heart shall live for ever ? " * * Ps. xxii. 26. A Misadvenhire. A PROVERB says, " The more haste the less speed !" Just now it hits us very hard indeed ; Ladies somehow are always in a hurry, And thereby oft occasion needless worry ; So ours must needs insist that, without fail^ The Rais should at all hazard carry sail, Even should in the night a breeze arise ; And lo ! it comes ! our bark before it flies ; 'Tis early mom, but darkness broods around. When suddenly, bump, bump, we are aground ! Oh ! impotent result, fraught with disaster, Of feminine impatience to go faster \ — On a stiff sandbank hard and fast we stick ! " Off to the village ! summon hither quick At least one hundred ' fellahs' to our aid ! " Promptly the sapient order is obeyed ; A Misadventure. 25 But soon 'tis found much " easier said than done," For fast as men are caught away they run ; Though, after much delay and trouble plenty, A gang is brought to bear, who muster twenty ; But all in vain ! they push and pull and yell, Not all their efforts make us budge one ell ! And we seem doomed our voyage here to end Unless kind fate should some assistance lend ; When, lo ! a timely steamer from the rear Arrives, and promptly dissipates our fear ; Consents from ofif the bank our bark to tow ; Hurrah ! we 're free once more, and off we go \ Thebes. [Thebes extends over many square miles on both banks of the Nile, very much as Paris and London over those of the Seine and Thames. On the east bank are the temples of Luxor and Karnac ; on the west, the temples of Koorneh, Dayr-el-baharee, Dayr-el-medineh, the Ramesiitm, the two Colossi, and the Valleys of the Kings and Queens, containing the cave-tombs of ancient royalty. The existing monuments belong chiefly to the thir- teenth, fourteenth, fifteenth, and sixteenth centuries B.C.] Thebes ! thy wonders 'mid remotest ages Formed a fit theme for ancient bards and sages ; But how shall my poor unskilled modern muse Presume to thrust my toes into their shoes, Or strive in lofty lay with them to vie. Without their wings through fancy's realms to fly .'' Still, since our Log demands renewed attention, 1 must proceed our recent deeds to mention ; Behold us, then, at Thebes, where Menes reigned Sometime before the flood ; 'tis not explained How he and his escaped from being drowned, And thus contrived a dynasty to found ; Thebes. 2 7 But we are bound to take facts as we find them, And these old kings have left such marks behind them As to this day the minds of men astonish, And modern feeble vanity admonish ; For Pharaoh's royal race reigned here, and flourished, Ere infant Greece had yet been born or nourished, And ere the father of the Jewish race In Egypt sought out an abiding place, When his fair Sarah was in no small danger Of being taken from him by a stranger ; For Pharaoh, thinking she was Abram's sister. Found she had raised within his heart a blister ; Which might have led to some domestic strife Between the faithful Patriarch and his wife ! At all events, we can't such proof refuse That Pharaohs flourished long before the Jews. Here, then, with certainty we look around And know we really tread on ancient ground. The very cradle of our human history. Though shrouded still by a thick veil of mystery ; And, much as we lament that superstition Should have debased, thus early, man's condition. 28 Lays of Pharaoh-land. We still must feel no little admiration For what remains of this primaeval nation, Who have bequeathed such vestiges gigantic In the stone records of their deeds romantic ; Showing how RamesES with spear and bow And his sole arm slew thousands of the foe, Bearing off captive scores of foreign kings To his great temple's god as offerings ; How Shesak led proud JUDAH's king in chains, And spread alarm o'er Palestina's plains ; How OSIRTASEN spread Egyptian sway From Ethiopia's wilds to ocean's spray. To where Nile's waters with the salt sea blend. And, in their fertile course, vast fields befriend. Here Thothmes, too, has left whereby to trace One of the mightiest of a mighty race ; His obelisk* at Rome points to the skies. And tells us of this world's changed destinies. Nor be forgotten Sethi's pictured tomb,t No longer walled up in perpetual gloom, * The obelisk of the Lateran at Rome bears the name of Thothmes III., who reigned about 1463 B.C. t This is the magnificent tomb discovered by Belzoni fifty years ago. Its bas-reliefs and paintings represent the various stages of the soul after death until its final admission to eternal happiness. Thebes. 29 Where still OsiRIS to men's fears appeals, And the dread secrets of the dead reveals. But, lo ! what Giant images are those Seated amid the fields in stern repose ? Like petrified survivors of the race Who raised the massive structures of the place, They gaze in scorn at man's degenerate state, And morbidly lament old Egypt's fate. " Ye pigmies of the earth ! " they seem to say, " Why toil ye thus in vain from day to day ? Like ants ye labour and like vermin die, Leaving no trace, like US, of majesty ! " Thus Memnon mocks, though " vocal " now no more, Each passing traveller rushing the world o'er, Ever in search of some new strange excitement : Say, doth not wisdom echo the indictment ? As for ourselves, we took it not to heart. Though we might feel a momentary smart, And, in revenge, we sketched each ugly feature Of those two monster forms of human creature ; And having curiosity indulged. We pocketed the insult thus divulged. 30 Lays of Pharaoh-land. My guide was a bewitching little creature, Of gender feminine and pleasing feature : Two smaller nymphs my roving footsteps followed, Like "Graces" the "Apollo;" though they holloaed Somewhat too oft for " Buksheish ; " still, I felt Proud bf my trio, and benevolent ; For " Fatima " was musical in speech. And eager to learn all that I would teach ; Nor, truth to say, did she display much greed. But showed herself a maid of gentle breed, Helping me much to buy old curiosities In shape of beetles, mummies, and monstrosities : I gave her of my love a token plain Which meant " Dear girl, ivc part to meet again ! " K pair of scissors, to assuage her pain. Farewell to Thebes ! a tempting northern breeze Urges us onward ; thus the more one sees The more the passion grows. So now our plan Is to push on as far as Assou-AN. " El-humda-lillah ! " {" God 6e Praised/") [A triumphant Ode in celebration of our arrival at the First Cataract.] I " El-hmnda-lillah I " Thus to heaven In joyous burst of praise Let the full choir of " Pleiads " * seven Their grateful voices raise ; Conducted safe from courtly Cairo To this far boundary of Pharaoh ; Where many an overhanging pile ' Of granite rock hems in the Nile, Man's enterprise oft checking, And his frail vessels wrecking ; * The number of our company being seven, we called ourselves the "Pleiades." 32 Lays of Pharaoh-land. While monster boulder-stones of size gigantic, Heaped up together in confusion frantic On every mountain top, Seem ready down to drop ; As though the fragments of some ruined world Had by contending fiends been at each other hurled! 2 " El-humda-lillwh ! " Have we not, With favouring northern breeze, Visited many a famous spot In luxury and ease ? Viewing, in one long panorama. Scenes of the old world's wondrous drama ? Temples and tombs and mummy-caves, Along the course of Nile's wide waves, In form and size stupendous, And of an age tremendous ? And have we not, too, seen huge crocodiles. And pelicans by hundreds on small isles ; And groves of feathery palms. And sunset's glowing charms. Each day supplying some new pleasant theme, Till all around seemed one long and delightful dream ? EL-humda-lillah ! " 3 " El-humda-lillah 1 " Can we e'er forget Those happy tranquil days ? While poor old England has been drenched with wet, We 've revelled in warm rays Of glorious sunshine, amid scenes of beauty, Far from the fogs of regions dark and sooty ; No bitter mingled with our sweet. Save that time sped along too fleet ! Ah ! oft when all seems drear, May these bright memories cheer Each drooping heart amid life's dull decline. And, like the sunset's glow, around us shine ! And may the friendly union Of our Nile-boat communion Be lasting as the " Pleiades " above ; That, though we met as strangers, we may part in love! A Sotwenir of PhilcB. [The island of Phil^, situated above the First Cataract, is perhaps the most attractive spot on the Nile. The temples date from the time of the early Ptolemies at the beginning of the Christian era, and seem to have been dedicated chiefly to the worship of Isis, Osiris, and Athor (goddess of love).] Our southward pilgrimage at PHlLiE ended, That frontier of the Pharaohs, whither wended In ancient times the devotees of ISIS, Who came to seek indulgence for their vices, Or take a peep at Athor'S lovely face. Which there in her own temple found a place. Osiris also was supposed to sleep In some spot hereabouts, in cavern deep ; Though, as his body was hacked all to bits, And scattered among various mummy pits, It seems most probable, upon the whole. That what thus " slept at Philae " * was his soul. * Herodotus always alludes to Osiris as "he who sleeps at Phila." A Souvenir of Philce. 35 But be that as it may, this much is clear, He had two lovely goddesses quite near To guard his slumber, causing him to keep Always one eye wide open in his sleep ! Volatile British females ! look around ! The isle whereon you tread is holy ground ; Perchance OSIRIS still with flail might thrash Sinners like you, should you deserve the lash. Beautiful Phil^ ! fitly chosen spot For gods and goddesses to fix their lot ; Here Nile, imprisoned 'mid huge piles of rock, Bursts through his bonds with swift impetuous shock, Yet lingers lovingly with outstretched arms To fold in fond embrace thy tempting charms ; Jealous to leave thee in grim Vulcan's lap, Too fair a nymph to waste on such a chap ! Still may be seen the impress of his lips * Ere downward on his headlong course he dips. * The allusion here is to the deep grooves in the rocks, worn by the strong current of the Nile during countless ages. 36 Lays of Pharaoh-land. Pilgrims of love, we felt its potent power While musing 'mid those scenes in eve's still hour; What wondrous tales might Phite's piles unfold, Of many a maiden fair and warrior bold. Who came from far their simple vows to offer, And drop their pious gift in priestly coffer ! Since then, what scores of centuries have sped ! Worshipped and worshippers alike are fled ; Vast ruins cover the once sacred ground. And silent desolation reigns around ; Whilst, to record his own and country's shame, Each modern idiot carves his worthless name, Nor spares the very features of the gods. Rouse up, Osiris ! ply thy vengeful rods ! Phil^ ! farewell ! 'Mid life's distracting duties Oft shall the vision of thy varied beauties, Like a bright dream, the saddened soul beguile. While fancy floats us once more on the Nile, And sees the feathery palms their foliage wave. And the wild rocks watch round OsiRls' grave, A Souvenir of PhilcB. 37 Like fossil giants of some Pliaraoh's reign, Waiting in hope to see him rise again.* Thus far to sunny South, in wake of swallow, We 've fled from cold, but can no farther follow ; Now to our native North we turn again With patriot's pleasure, not unmixed with pain ; For life, alas ! is like Nile's flowing river, And downward as we float, the more we shiver, Sharing reluctantly its ceaseless motion, That mingles us at last with dark oblivion's ocean ! * The Egyptians believed in the future resurrection of Osiris to judge the world. He was put to death by TypHON, the incarna- tion of evil, and his body cut into fragments, vifhich were collected by Isis and buried in various places, of which Philce and Ahydiis were the most sacred. Osiris is always represented with a flail for the punishment of the wicked, and a shepherd's crook for the guidance of the good. Dowjt the Nile. 1 Right-about-face !— Sweet sunny South, good- bye ! Northward we turn our melancholy gaze ; The rising Pole-star fronts us in the sky, Rearward the "Southern Cross" melts in the haze ; Down Nile's mysterious stream we slowly glide. Whose secret source let LIVINGSTONE decide. 2 But oft our boat, like a young bashful girl, Seemed half afraid to face the rude north wind. And curiously from side to side would twirl, As if it really knew not its own mind. 'Twas torture thus to crawl in crablike fashion. But 'twas no use to get into a passion. Down the Nile. 39 3 Our crew's proceedings were a constant puzzle, Spasmodically fast and slow by fits ; Ofttimes in full career they 'd stop to guzzle, While our good Rais seemed to have lost his wits Ever since parting from his Nubian spouse At Assouan, where he possessed a house. 4 Of course we stopped at Edfoo's stately pile, Sacred to HoR-HAT, Athor, and young HORUS; And viewed the temple of the Crocodile At ancient Ombos, with no boys to bore us : * At SiLSILIS those quarries we surveyed From which so many structures vast were made. S We also landed oft to grope about In sundry grottoes smelling strong of bats ; But all the mummies had been taken out Of men and crocodiles and birds and cats, And other creatures scarcely worth the cost Of thus embalming, since 'twas labour lost. * The village-boys of Egypt seem to consider it their special duty and privilege to vforry travellers, and may be fairly classed ■vii'Ca. flies in the category of modem Egyptian plagues. 40 Lays of Pharaoh- land. 6 One morning, mightily to our amaze, A boat in full sail hailed us as she passed, And suddenly, to our astonished gaze, A bag of English letters to us cast ; Some newspapers were also with them hurled. Giving us the last news of all the world ; — 7 Foremost and first, — the poor French Emperor dead! By German bullets spared to die in peace. Far from his subjects, in an English bed ; Gone to that world where earthly troubles cease ; Once fickle Fortune's favourite, at last A vanquished fugitive ; — now all is past ! S Thus has man's mad ambition been reproved Since history's dawn; — witness these scenes around, Where mighty kings majestically moved Like gods, and worshippers by miUions found. Where are they now?— their tombs and temples where ? Naught— naught is left but desolation bare ! Down the Nile. 41 9 Once more at THEBES ! — We took a moonlight stroll Amid the gloom of Karnak's columned halls- Rich treat for an imaginative soul, Provided that no ghostly fear appals, And donkey-boys can be bribed into quiet ; I recommend all travellers to try it. The valley of the " Tombs of ancient Kings " Afforded a fine field for exploration ; Of their contents each learned guide-book sings. And every fool records his name and nation, Knowing right well he has no other hope Whereby from dull obscurity to grope. With rapture I renewed my fond alliance With gentle Fatima, my donkey-lass, Who quite returned my flame, and frowned defi- ance On jealous rivals ; so it came to pass 42 Lays of Pharaoh-land. That she and little Miriam took their seat Near me when tired, and tickled both my feet* 12 And I commend this pleasant operation To every weary traveller on the Nile, Recording here my self-congratulation, However envious critics may revile. Ah ! if I could but have my wicked way, Those girls my feet should tickle every day ! 13 Well, the sad moment came at last to part From the nymph Fatima, and Thebes, and I hope for a small corner in her heart, [LuxOR ; Even should she become some Arab's " uxor ! " Our next adventure in our Nile-life's lottery Found us at Keneh, famous for its pottery. 14 The British Consul there, of visage black, Seemed to appreciate a fairer skin ; He came to dine, and made a brisk attack On potent wine, which raised such fire within, * The intention was to shampoo, but the sole result of their in- fantine efforts was that above stated. Down the Nile. 43 That he insisted we should forthwith go To see some dancing-girls he had to show. 15 In short, he got obstreperous, and swore He would not budge an inch till we agreed. With one consent we voted him a bore. Of whom it much behoved us to be freed ; So briefly he got hint 'twas time to go ; And off he went — " sad, melancholy, slow ! " 16 How shall I utter what I saw one morn .-' — A holy saint of fourscore years and ten, Sinless and robeless as a babe just born. Seated upon a bank since deuce knows when. Over the elements he holds dominion, 'Tis said — but that is matter of opinion. 17 As " Shaikh Saleem " he is known in these parts, And navigators hold him much in fear ; Because, unless appeased, a curse he darts Whereby boats oft are lost in their career ; Though, for my part, I think a wholesome washing Might be well supplemented with a thrashing. 44 Lays of Pharaoh-land. i8 But now my muse your charity beseeches ; A vile Rat in my wardrobe made a hole, Gnawing a waistcoat and two pairs of breeches Besides six handkerchiefs, upon my soul ! Ye tender fair, who to the rescue rushed, Right well you mended them although you blushed ! '9 What more have I to add ? — Strong baffling winds Delay our progress but prolong our joys ; -Meantime my heart sweet consolation finds. While sage philosophy my mind employs. Who could be dull in such divine society ? I could live thus for years without satiety. Down the Nile. {Continued.) 20 With Egypt's oldest relics of times past, Famed Memphis and Sakkara, we wound up For a bonne-bouche, reserved until the last, As folk oft keep tit-bits whereon to sup ; Though we saw naught at Memphis, I must say, Save some old sculptures scattered on the way. 21 But, lying in a low and shady spot. Like a big Brobdignagian in his sleep. We saw great Rameses,* his royal face Calm and composed, as though in slumber deep ; * This refers to the magnificent fragment of Rameses the Great at Memphis, which was presented many years ago to the British Government, but has been suffered to lie neglected in « pit, owing to the great cost its transport to England would involve. Wilkinson describing it, says : "The expression of the face, which is perfectly preserved, is very beautiful." 46 Lays of Pharaoh-land. His lips submissively the cold clay press, Teaching from age to age man's littleness. 22 Had stiff-necked Pharaoh, in his generation, Wisely succumbed to the Divine command, Egypt might still retain a foremost station, And Memphis in its ancient grandeur stand ; Such was the sermon preached biy those old stones To bring proud man down on his marrow-bones. 23 Passing Sakkara's terraced pyramid, We saw the " Grotto of the Sacred Bull," Where, in sarcophagus, each corpse was hid, In days when beasts were gods, and earth was full Of superstition, such as makes us glad That we were born in times not quite so bad. 24 Finis ! Here terminates our Nile career ! The " Pleiades " no more at mess shall muster ; Naught will remain to us save memories dear, Which in each breast henceforth will fondly cluster ; Down the Nile. 47 While our Nile voyage, with its interests rife, Will seem like a bright OasIS in life. 25 The " Star of India," proved a happy home, Wherein no note of discord ever entered ; And now, the hour of separation come, We find our heart's best feelings in it centered. Thus smoothly down life's current may we glide, Then meet to part no more, " Heaven's light our guided * 26 Nor be forgotten our good DRAGOMAN, Who liberally all our wants supplied ; Let us indulgently his foibles scan ; To make things pleasant to us all he tried : We wish him future luck in his profession, Till he has wealth enough in his possession. 27 NicOLAl also was a worthy wight, " All things to all," especially the fair. Who viewed his handsome person with delight. Deeming him an Adonis in his air : * " Heaven's light our guide " is the motto, of the Order of the "Star of India." At meals he dutifully served each dear, Oft whispering Arab lessons in her ear. 28 What shall I say of little Benjamin, Our ugly, impish, wide-mouthed Nubian boy ? Whom, fascinated by his coal-black skin, The ladies made their special pet and toy ; Clothed him in purple to his own surprise, Then called him in to brush away the flies, 29 It fared not thus with our poor household fag, Elias, best abused of all on board ; From morn till eve he ne'er was seen to flag ; By each in turn his name was loudly roared ; He ironed clothes, made beds, at meals attended, Yet seldom was with female smiles befriended. 30 Lastly, our faithful Rais* and trusty crew, The skilful navigators of our boat, Must have the grateful tribute justly due ; Right well they laboured, and kept us afloat, * Arabic term for a "ship's captain.' Down the Nile. 49 Free from all rocks and sandbanks wisely steer- ing. And with melodious strains our spirits cheering. 31 And now, farewell ! a word that must be spoken Sooner or later by each living soul. Receive these parting stanzas as a token From one who would his humble name enrol In your choice list of absent friends most cherished, Even when his worthless body shall have perished. D l^he Great Petrified Forest. {A Vision of the Desert.) [Having, during our stay at Cairo, read a somewhat sensational account in the London Illustrated Ncii>s of a newly discovered "petrified forest" about ten miles west of the great pyramids, we were induced to visit the locality. Another so-called "petrified forest" has long been known to travellers on the eastern bank of the Nile, within a morning's ride from Cairo ; but the large specimens have long ago nearly all disappeared under the exhaustive chisels of curiosity hunters ; whereas we were now led to believe in the existence of a real park of entire trees, standing in situ, where they had originally grown.] All ye who annually flock to Cairo, Of whatsoe'er profession, sex, or age, To see the wonders of the land of Pharaoh, And with antiquity your mind engage ; Yield an attentive ear unto my lay. Whilst I rehearse the marvels of a day. The Great Petrified Forest. 5 1 2 One morn, the thirst for knowledge to appease, Three sage philosophers from Cairo started, [For wise folk somehow always pack in threes^ And to the Pyramids in hurry darted ; One was an Artist of no meagre fame ; The other two, a General and his dame. 3 'Twas whispered that far off, in desert wild, Stood a primeval forest turned to stone ; So thus, by curiosity beguiled, This sapient trio zealously had gone To sketch and scrutinise the new-found mystery. And to the ignorant unfold its history. 4 Behold us, then (for I was of the party). Pausing 'neath CheoPS' pyramidal shade. Each on his donkey, resolute and hearty. Ready to rush wherever fancy bade ; To the far west we strained our eager gaze, And saw a vision floating through the haze. 5 Lo ! at a mountain's base, in gaunt array. Like giant sentinels around a throne. 52 Lays of Pharaoh-land. A thousand stately trees their trunks display, Each motionless and rigid as a stone ! Such was the " Fossil forest " fancy drew ; Who could say whether it were false or true ? 6 Forward we plunged into the desert drear ; A trackless sandy waste before us spread ; Old Cheops melted dimly in our rear, As o'er some sea's vast void we seemed to tread ; And still imagination played its prank, Like a mirage, and filled the distant blank, — 7 Picturing fossil nests on every bough, Each filled with fossil eggs and fossil birds. For even the wisest men at times, somehow. Love to delude themselves with flattering words ; And liken geese to swans, pebbles to pearls, Whilst the wild brain in pleased confusion whirls. 8 Thus, then, it was, we hugged the dear delusion. Until our guide announced our journey ended. And pointed grimly out, to our confusion. Two prostrate trunks along the sand extended ; The Great Petrified Forest. 5 3 These were the " Fossil forest," he avowed, And seemed of the great fact immensely proud. 9 Not quite so we I Staring, we stood aghast, Reluctant each his pent-up thoughts to utter ; But famished nature urging a repast. We turned for comfort to our bread and butter. " What went ye in the desert waste to see } " " Don't you feel rather up a fossil tree I " Anathana to the Flies of Egypt. [This enduring bequest of Moses may be considered the only real drawback to enjoyment on the Nile, and certainly renders the great Jewish lawyer somewhat unpopular with modern travellers. The following lines may be considered a final out- burst of pent-up wrath at the end of a two months' trip, which was otherwise a period of perfect delight to us all] Confound those odious flies ! How they do tantalise, Hovering round my eyes, Tickling my nose, Causing me oft to sneeze. Giving no rest or ease. Ever in wait to teaze, Meanest of foes ! What do you want, you beast ! Pest of all in the East ; Go somewhere else to feast, Get away, do ! Anathema to the Flies of Egypt. 55 Leave in peace my poor head ; On yonder slice of bread You '11 find some honey spread, Nicer for you ! Ah ! big botheration And loud execration To Egypt's old nation For angering Moses ! Bringing such plagues on man ; Rest well he never can, Pestered by insect clan While he reposes. But, worst of all, ye flies ! Your race my temper tries ; Oh, how I hate you ! How could Nature, I wondfer, Commit such a blunder As to create you ! PART II. LAYS OF WONDER-LAND. up a Tree I {A Real Adventure.) I It happened sixteen years ago — It seems but yesterday to me ; And still, as back my thoughts I throw, It sets my heart all in a glow, That vision in a cherry-tree ! 2 For on a lofty branch I saw, Enthroned amid the sheltering shade, Crowned with a mushroom hat of straw, Looking like one whose will was law, A most bewildering young maid. 3 Like veritable " Fairy Queen," Surrounded by her little court Of elfin forms, she sate serene ; So sweet a group I ne'er had seen, Nor one so ripe for merry sport. 6o Lays of Wonder-land. 4 As though to check my bold advance, She flashed on me her lustrous eyes ; Forthwith I felt their lightning glance With magnet's force my soul entrance ; Rooted I stood in glad surprise. S Anon, o'er her sweet lips there stole A playful and bewitching smile ; Then, in the rapture of my soul, I seemed to see Love's very goal, Such power hath Beauty to beguile ! 6 Up to this fairy's tempting bower A friendly ladder seemed to lead ; I placed my foot with manful power On the first step, when, lo ! a shower Of cherries fell upon my head. 7 Like startled bees their queen who guard, I saw each young elf's arm upraised ; Cherries, like hail, fell fast and hard Full on the face of this poor Bard, As still he upward strode amazed. up a Tree. 61 8 The goal was gained ! On a spare bough- I innocently took my seat ; But short my triumph proved, — for now My hat she knocked from off my brow, While laughing elves approved the feat. 9 Thus challenged by my fairy foe, I made a dash at her broad brim, And tossed it to the earth below ; Her face flushed up with crimson glow. Her long loose hair all out of trim ! lO Then came a friendly mutual truce, And fruits of victory were mine ; My lips were stained with cherry juice ; But oft I wondered who the deuce Could be this unknown nymph divine. II She too would know from whence I came. Like one of the sky's wandering stars ; What my profession, age, and name ? Each word she uttered fanned a flame Like that which Venus lit in Mars. 62 Lays of Wonder-land. 12 Methought till then I ne'er had met Such a delicious little creature, So wild and frolicsome, and yet So clever, nice, and sweet a pet ; So perfect too in every feature ! 13 At last 'twas time to end our chat, And down the ladder we descended ; Forthwith she pounced on my poor hat, Then bounded off like a wild cat. Whilst I behind her close attended. 14 The pace was perilous and fast, And oft she doubled like a hare. But to a halt she came at last. Then round her both my arms I cast, And would have kissed her if I dare. IS But, at this crisis, up there rushed A horrid nursery-governess ! My fair one's hat was sadly crushed, She gave me one last look and blushed. Then left me standing in distress. up a Tree. 63 16 'Twas thus my vision came and fled ! The little coquette ! what cared she ? We met when sixteen years had sped, And both had long been mar-ri-ed ; But she had not forgotten me ; And still she was most fair to see, My charmer of the cherry-tree ! La Grande Chartreuse. {A True Story.) [This celebrated convent is romantically situated on the summit of a mountain in Daiiphine, nearly 5000 feet above the sea. It was first erected by St Bruno, a.d. 1080, in obedience to whose strin- gent rules no female was allowed during seven centuries to tread within five miles of the sanctuary. It has long been famous for the excellent liqueur manufactured by the monks.] I I HAVE a truthful tale to tell (No unsubstantial dream), Of what myself and spouse befell By midnight in a mountain dell — An awe-inspiring theme ! 2 Prompted by Eve's primeval greed Forbidden fruit to gobble, One morn we started off full speed In a chaise drawn by one lank steed, Which just contrived to hobble. La Grande Chartreuse. 65 3 Full fifteen miles this quadruped Managed his load to drag ; Then coming to a stand-still dead, He would not budge an inch till fed, So was allowed to lag. 4 Fifteen more miles we onward went To a big mountain's base, And as our horse's power was spent. We stopped, by no means malcontent, Some dejeuner to face. S Veal cutlets, beans, potatoes, trout, We soon contrived to swallow, Which made us feel quite strong and stout, So boldly we again set out The steep ascent to follow. 6 For lo ! on this same mountain top Our pilgrimage must end ; 'Twas there we meant all night to stop. Unless sent flying, neck and crop. By some unfriendly friend. 66 Lays of Wonder-land. 7 'Tis time that I should now explain That to yon lone retreat St Bruno fled, but fled in vain, That never in this world again He female form might meet. 8 And there he formed a brotherhood. Fierce W oman-haters all, Who, in their eff'orts to be good. Stinted the flesh with scanty food, Mindful of Adam's fall. 9 For centuries no petticoat Could pierce that sacred fold ; Frail curiosity to gloat 'Mid matrimony's antidote None then was found so bold. lO But now, alas ! excursion trains And other aids of travel Have quite outwitted Bruno's brains ; Women in crowds forsake the plains The mystery to unravel. La Grande Chartreuse. 67 'Tis an incentive to their zeal To think it fruit forbidden ; To " woman's rights " they now appeal, And to the blushing monks reveal Their varied charms unchidden, 12 The mount's wild gorge they penetrate, Careless of toil they clamber ; They throng outside the convent gate. Making each monk deplore his fate, And linger in his chamber. 13 My spouse, as curious as the rest, Had long urged this excursion ; And as we neared the saintly nest Loudly her inward joy expressed. Deeming it huge diversion. 14 A meek monk on the road we passed. Who turned away his head, Telling his beads furious and fast, As though each moment were his last, So full was he of dread. 68 Lays of Wonder-land. 15 Of female form the very rustle To him was diabolic, With Satan's self he seemed to tussle, And out of harm's way tried to bustle, Like one who feared the cholic. 16 Our upward path seemed formed to be Nature's own royal portal, Leading, through scenes of majesty. To some vast height where men might see The throne of the Immortal ! 17 " Excelsior ! " we reached at last The convent's awful gate ; We rang the bell ; a monk aghast Poked out his head, and one glance cast Of horror at my mate. 18 " No women here allowed ! " he cried, "But yonder you may find A house wherein some nuns abide ; There, for one night, your wife may hide. And meet with treatment kind." La Grande Chartreuse. 69 19 Thus having spoke, he closed the door ; We sought and found a nun ; The place seemed desolate and poor, But of a bed the dame made sure, Though I still wanted one. 20 So back to the good monk I sped, To make my meek demand ; To a small cell was straightway led, Was told the hour when guests were fed, Then took my key in hand. 21 Within the hall were grouped a score Of worldlings hke to me ; With them I was conducted o'er Through many a mazy corridor, To see what we might see, 22 This was not much ; — some books quite old ; Queer pictures ; chapels ; cells ; Gravestones of monks long turned to mould ; Such things their own quaint story told As plain as the church-bells. 70 Lays of Wonder-land. 23 Then, sauntering forth, I sought the dame, And through the woods we wended Until the hour for parting came ; Nor need you deem me much to blame If here my story ended. 24 But here, in truth, it doth begin ! For off I went to dinner, Which seemed a penance for past sin, A speedy mode of getting thin. And, after each meal, thinner ! 25 At least I thought so, till at last They gave me some " liqiuttr," So good, I soon forgot the past, And thought it quite worth while to fast, Such finish to ensure. 26 I licked my lips, and longed for more ! Come to my aid, O muse ! Inspire me while the praise I roar Of that sweet stuff I now outpour. My own beloved " CHARTREUSE ! " La Grande Chartreuse. 71 27 I sought my humble cell at nine, And tumbled into bed ; I felt within a glow benign ; A halo round me seemed to shine, Like that round some saint's head. 28 I sank into a sleep profound ; Perhaps I may have snored ; What matter ? — No wife heard the sound, Nor tossed me out on the hard ground, Or the floor's harder board. 29 I slept ; — till, hark ! — I hear the toll Of a most dismal bell ; It seems to harrow up my soul ; So underneath the sheets I roll To smother the dread knell. 30 But all in vain ! — Sweet rest has fled ; The clock proclaims midnight ; 72 Lays of Wonder-land. The thought occurs that Mass is said * At that strange hour,— so out of bed I start, and strike a hght. 31 In haste I dress ; then sally out To seek my way to church ; Dark corridors I grope about Until I feel inclined to shout, So hopeless seems my search. 32 I hear the distant voice of monk In melancholy chaunt. Then all seems in deep silence sunk. And I begin to feel a funk. And ghosts my fancy haunt. 33 I long to get back to my room, But feel lost in a maze Of galleries involved in gloom, Until methinks it is my doom Therein to end my days. * The English Guide-books designate as u. midnight "Mass' what is, correctly speaking, only " Matins." La Grande Chartreuse. 73 34 At length I spy a light afar, An old monk's flickering taper ; I hail it as my guiding-star, And knock my head against a bar While towards it swift I caper. 35 Bound by his strict vow not to talk', The monk makes sundry signs In which direction I should walk. So off accordingly I stalk To where a dim light shines. 36 Once more I hear the solemn strain Of voices chaunting prayer ; I stumble on a door, and strain My back in striving to obtain An entrance then and there. 37 At last, to end my story queer, A man came to my aid. And took me where I well might hear, But could see nothing very clear, Nor tell a monk from maid. 74 Lays of Wonder-land. 38 For a whole hour the dismal tones Monotonously solemn. Like the wind's solitary moans, Or river rolling over stones, I heard behind a column. 39 Then, growing desperate, once more I sought my own small cell ; And tried the darkness to explore, Losing my bearings o'er and o'er ; — But "all 's well that ends well." 40 My bed I gained. The monks' dull drawl Acted like soporific ; Soundly I slept till the bell's call To chapel once more summoned all, With clanging quite terrific. 41 I dressed, and bought a good supply Of " Chartreuse " famous tipple ; The dame soon at it cocked her eye. As though she longed at once to try Its pleasant inward ripple. La Grande Chartreuse. 75 42 In the nuns' house 'twas the hard law No husband there might rest, Nor touch provisions with his paw, Still less upon them use his jaw To cause them to digest ! 43 Nevertheless, this rule to break, My dame used coaxing wile ; So I got leave some food to take Quite on the sly, for pure love's sake. By means of harmless guile. 44 'Twas managed thus : while none could spy I quietly was smuggled Into a sweet nun's cell close by, \^She was not there, unluckily !] And so the monks were juggled. 45 Thither the nuns some coffee bore My inward man to nourish, While one kept watch outside the door ; The generous creatures I adore ! Long may they live and flourish ! 76 Lays of Wonder-land. 46 And now at last my tale is told, For homeward we then turned, Leaving behind a little gold For Bruno's sake and convent old, Which had our good-will earned. 47 For though sweet woman they abuse. This world is much their debtor, Were it but for their good "Chartreuse," And the warm glow it doth diffuse, Whereby men are made better. 48 Then let us drink to Bruno's health In a meUifluous bumper Of his own brew ! his convent's wealth, Whose godly monks do good by stealth ; So give the board a thumper ! The Magic Mushroom. {A Fairy Tale founded on fact.) I I WILL a wondrous story tell To all who wish to know, Of something that myself befell While wintering at Pau. 2 Now Pau 's a town in Southern France, Close to the Pyrenees, Where English people go to dance And do what else they please. 3 But let me caution each male friend. Young, middle-aged, and old, Who thither may propose to wend, 'Gainst perils manifold. 78 Lays of Wonder-land. 4 For, let him go where'er he may, To foxhunt, band, or church. Fair damsels will fall in his way, Without the need to search. 5 And such bewitching creatures, too, That, without any flattery, Each pair of eyes the work will do Of an entire field-battery ! 6 For me, although a married man, And all unused to flirt, Quite comprehend I never can How I escaped unhurt. 7 But to resume my truthful tale : One day I went to sketch A scene where, far beyond the vale. The snow-clad mountains stretch ; 8 And spying a snug shady spot Beneath some spreading trees. The Magic Mushroom. 79 The sun's rays waxing somewhat hot, I there reclined at ease. 9 And might have, doubtless, in due time, Done something worth a prize, But for a spectacle sublime That met my wondering eyes. 10 For underneath a neighbouring tree, Like huge umbrella spread, I could discern what seemed to be A giant mushroom's head. II Now fungi, as we all well know. By fairies oft are haunted, And hoping still to find it so, I towards it strode undaunted. 12 Thinks I, of mushrooms this must be The king, and hence, I guess, Of fairies all I soon shall see The queen, and nothing less. 8o Lays of Wonder-land. 13 Approaching near, and nearer still, To this botanic wonder, Conceive the gratifying thrill I felt, when, peeping under, 14 I saw disclosed, in beauty clad, The loveliest of faces ; Oh ! 'twas enough to drive me mad. That paragon of graces ! 15 I stood awhile like one amazed Or in mesmeric trance. And still in rapture's spell I gazed. Nor farther could advance. 16 Till suddenly there stole a smile O'er her mellifluous mouth ; Oh ! 'twas worth travelling many a mile To see, from North to South ! 17 And, turning up her lustrous eyes. She gave me such a look The Magic Mushroom. 8 1 As even poet's brain defies To tell of in a book. i8 Encouraged thus to feel at ease, I gently took her hand, And soon I felt its kindly squeeze Restore my self-command. >9 I spied a volume in her lap, And timidly inquired The name of the thrice-lucky chap Whose verse her feelings fired. 20 It proved to be a German bard, Whose name I could not utter ; At least to do so would be hard Without a deal of splutter. 21 I asked her favourite work in prose ; And (could I be mistaken ?) Cocking aloft her pretty nose, She promptly answered, " BACON." Lays of Wonder-land. 22 At that great name I felt my head Grow numb as pickled salmon ; And scarcely knowing what I said, Exclaimed abruptly, " Gammon ! " 23 She shrieked ! I fainted on the spot, And lay like one quite dead ; Coming to life, I found her not — My Fairy Queen had fled ! 24 But on the sacred spot of ground Where she so lately sat. The Mushroom there transformed I found Into a monster Hat ! 25 Months glided on, I scarce knew how ; One object filled my brain — That Heaven would kindly me allow To see her once again. 26 Last week, a little before dark, When daylight downward dips. The Magic Mushroom. 83 I caught a brief glimpse in the Park Of those loved eyes and lips. 27 I rushed on madly through the crowd, Who tried my coat to grab, I shouted out in accents loud ; She — vanished in a cab ! 28 Still it was joy to feel her nigh, To breathe the same sweet air ; And I acknowledged with a sigh That Heaven had heard my prayer. 29 Once more we met : in virgin white She seemed arrayed for cloister ; But oh ! the horror of the sight ! She clutched a huge fat oyster ! 30 Her eyes, dilating, beamed with bliss, Her jaws she opened wide, And down the fathomless abyss I saw the monster glide. 84 Lays of Wonder-land. 31 What happened next I cannot tell ; A film came o'er each eye ; Vision of Fairy-land, farewell ! Alas ! it 's all a lie ! up in the Clouds. (A Valentine.) I DREAMT — alas ! 'twas but a dream — I was in a balloon, Which in its upward course did seem To travel towards the moon. 2 And in the car along with me Were three angelic creatures, Whom I discovered soon to be Perfect in form and features. 3 I thought what sport we would enjoy Together in the clouds, Free from the noise and base alloy Of vulgar earthly crowds, 4 And as we up and up advanced, We now and then peeped down, 86 Lays of Wonder-land. And through our opera glasses glanced Upon Boulogne's fair town. S Outside a house in " Rue I'Ecu " We spied a female mob Gazing at a good man and true, Who seemed to sit and sob. 6 I marvelled why so good a man Should thus sit down to cry ; And my companions began To look ashamed and sigh. 7 Then suddenly I recognised Their once familiar faces As those of friends most highly prized — My own " three Boulogne graces ! " 8 Forthwith I scribbled a brief note : " Dear friend ! don't be alarmed ; The relatives on whom you doat Are safe — and won't be harmed. up in the Clouds. 87 9 " They 're only going to the moon To get a change of air ; I '11 bring back to you very soon Each pretty truant fair ! " 10 I dropped the note, and saw it fall Close to his very toes ; Which made him start, and loudly bawl, And cock aloft his nose. II He raised his hands in great amaze. His wife waved hers to him ; Then we got shrouded in a haze, And all around grew dim ! 12 So, having nothing else to do, Pray deem it not amiss If I confess ('twixt me and you) I gave each one — a kiss ! 13 The dear things thought it no more crime Than though I were their brother ; Lays of Wonder-land. And then, to while away the time, Each gave to me — another ! 14 So thus, lost in the clouds, we passed A very happy hour ; But such joys were too sweet to last. Without soon turning sour. 15 For lo ! as we drew near the moon, A wandering star rushed out. And tore the silk of our balloon, And put as all to rout ! 16 What next befell I cannot say, But I awoke in bed, And then found out, to my dismay, A bandage round my head. 17 I long to learn how matters fare With my companions three, But to my wife I would not dare Reveal my little spree ! A "Farewell" at Pau. Maiden ! yon soaring eagle mark ! I would that I were he, And you a lively little lark ; How happy we might be ! z I 'd pounce upon you in the sky While practising your hymn, And to some lofty peak I 'd fly, To some nook snug and trim. 3 I would not eat you, lovely maid ! For that I 'm much too wary ; But I 'd invoke ths timely aid Of some kind-hearted fairy ; go Lays of Wonder-land. 4 And you should be once more a girl, In dainty gauze decked out, And I a youth ; oh ! then we 'd whirl And waltz all round about. 5 We 'd have no need of fife or fiddle To tantalise our ears ; Enough for us to solve the riddle, The " music of the spheres ! " 6 When tired of dancing, we 'd seek out Some cascade's glittering spray. And there we 'd prorrienade about Upon the rainbow's ray. 7 Our fare should be roast butterfly, Served up with " Sauce of kisses ; '' And, as we sat at meals we 'd cry, " Oh ! this most perfect bliss is ! " 8 Alas ! can this be all a dream .'' And are we still at Pau .'' A "■ Farewell" at Pau. 91 And do I hear the engine's scream ? And are you going to go ? 9 Stern is the fact, I fear, and true ; My vision 's at an end ! Then take, dear maid ! this fond adieu From your lamenting friend. 10 Henceforth the lark's note in the sky Will seem to sing of thee ; Say, when Jove's soaring bird you spy, Will you too think of me ? An Early Visitor. {Writteyi in reply to a Valentine.) This mom, on waking from my nap, I heard a little gentle tap At my room door ; A pretty boy with curly head Peeped in and tossed upon my bed A note he bore. 2 He had a bow with silver strings, And wore a pair of tiny wings, Also a quiver ; But deuce a garment did he wear, And the sight of his body bare Quite made one shiver. An Early Visitor. 93 3 But while the note perusing, lo ! I suddenly felt in a glow, And through my heart There darted an electric thrill ; And I experience a pain still Just in that part ! 4 I looked, and lo ! that naughty boy Stood there, no longer meek and coy, But in his hand He poised his bow, and aimed an arrow Right at my heart's most vital marrow, Smiling quite bland. 5 I bounced from bed ; he turned his back ; I gave it a resounding smack, Whereat he started ; His nether Hmbs, too, seemed to wriggle, Then, uttering a joyous giggle, Away he darted ! 94 Lays of Wonder-land. Alas ! the urchin was too quick ! His shaft he had contrived to stick In my heart's core. Oh dear ! oh dear ! what shall I do ? Perhaps some kind nymph such as you Will heal my sore ! A Voice from " Les Eaux Bonnes" in the Pyrenees. I Untiringly upon yon peaks I gaze, Whose snow-clad summits pierce the calm blue sky, Sheltered the while from glowing noonday blaze 'Neath some grand rock, with cool stream dash- ing by. 2 Yon virgin snow, on azure bed reposing, Tells us of heaven's own purity and truth. Each passing moment some new phase disclosing Of glorified and everlasting youth. 3 In what stern contrast frowns the bold bare mass Of dizzy steep ! making us pigmies wonder How such catastrophe could come to pass When this old Earth was rudely rent asunder ; 96 Lays of Wonder-land. 4 While at its base swells many a verdant slope, Arrayed in varied garb of smiling green, Encouraging each drooping heart to hope, And 'mid life's shocks maintain a front serene. 5 Here, hemmed in by huge rocky mountain piles, Like Venus in old Vulcan's rough embraces, " Eaux Bonnes" each welcome traveller beguiles — Justly esteemed a paradise of places. 6 Methinks no Paris milliner can vie With old Dame NATURE — in form, colour, taste, She beats them all ! Let then Eve's daughters try Her skill, nor so much wealth on rubbish waste ! iS?©@)^e) A Sowvenir of Venice. " I stood at Venice" — [here I quote Lord Byron] — Upon an ancient bridge of goodly size, And viewed tlierefrom the structures that environ The Grand Canal, and fascinate the eyes Of strangers, taking lazy exercise In gondolas, reclining quite at ease ; Their minds, meanwhile, striving to realise The amphibious lives of those lords of the seas, Whose relics still possess such wondrous power to please. 2 They must have been grand fellows in their way, Those grim old Doges — sworn foes of all Turks And heretics ; oft exercising ruthless sway, And somewhat overprompt to use their dirks ; 98 Lays of Wonder-land. But lavish patrons of Art's glorious works, Which still survive for us — their sole bequest — Amid the scenes v/here Titian's spirit lurks : In their huge marble tombs long may they rest In undisturbed repose — their memory not unblest ! 3 For poets, like myself, painters, and all Who wander here and there in search of beauty, Venice is still a Venus, to enthral The senses, and entice from sterner duty Awaiting us in London's region sooty. Oh ! I could sit enthralled for hours, and gaze On yon superb pile styled " Delia Salute," Or watching Dame Fortuna's * fickle ways, As she with outstretched skirt each varying breeze betrays. 4 But would you view the scene in all its glory, Forget not, on some clear and sunny day, To mount the tower of " Giorgio Maggiore," And see below you spread, in bright array, * The weather-vane on the Dogana tower is a figure of " Fortuna " spreading out a very flimsy garment to catch the breeze. A Souvenir of Venice. 99 Each isle and inlet of the beauteous bay ; And, in the midst, Old Ocean's quondam Bride, With her attendant nymphs, almost as gay. To outward seeming, as when, in her pride She reigned a mighty queen, and every foe defied ! 5 I might perhaps have said more in her praise But for this morning's unexpected blow ; When, gazing forth for the sun's genial rays, I saw instead — a storm of pelting snow ! * In Venice a most rare event, I trow ; But it has struck a chill into my heart, And frozen up my poem's fervid flow. Venice ! farewell ! — All lovely as thou art. Oh ! that in such cold guise our lot should be to part ! * This refers to a snowstorm of extraordinary severity which occurred in October 1869. ■s^^g^E)- Monte Rosa, from Macugnaga. [Macugnaga is one of the loveliest spots in the Alps, at the foot of Monte Rosa, on the Italian side.] Queen of the Alps ! thy battlemented crest* Like a huge hydra rears its many heads, Defiant as a fortress ; — thy long rest Through countless ages, 'mid pure snowy beds, Was undisturbed by prying gaze of man ; Or if defiled by his presumptuous tread, Thy vengeance swift destroyed his daring plan, Pouring dread avalanches o'er his head, Sweeping him from thee like a noxious thing ! But now, man's turn of triumph has begun ; No longer need he yield to queen or king, And royalty, e'en here, its race has run. But beauty such as thine shall ever reign Within our hearts, nor be unveiled in vain ! * The Rev. S. W. King, in his " Italian Valleys of the Pennine Alps," says regarding Monte Rosa, " The many summits may be compared to the battlements of an immense bastion of snow alps." Vaucluse. (An Acrostic Sonnet, composed in Petrarch's Garden. ) [Vaucluse is about sixteen miles from Avignon, and was the favourite abode of Petrarch.] ^P II.GRIMS of love, we sought this famed retreat, E ager to taste its consecrated flood, T hat saw so oft Petrarch his Laura greet ; R eflecting both, as on its brink they stood Admiring nature much, each other most; R ecounting o'er and o'er affection's tale ; C reating their own world in this sweet vale, [boast ! \A t once the poet's theme and true love's endless E mpires and centuries have passed away, /L eaving behind them wrecks of human madness ; I A nd still, with feehngs fresh as flowers of May, U nto this Poet's haunt we hie with gladness, I R eciting his fond verse, his faults forgiving, \A s best incentive to all faithful lovers living ! Ascent of the Rigi. [Having read in "Murray" that a book was kept in the Rigi, wherein travellers were invited to record their feelings in verse, these lines were composed with that object ; but I found the book had disappeared soon after the establishment of railways in Switzerland.] I Friends, Britons, countrymen ! I don't pretend To be a poet born ; but 'tis tlie duty Of all men who this mountain top ascend To celebrate in verse its varied beauty ; So, not to be behindhand in my zeal, I seize my pen to utter all I feel. 2 And to begin ; let me at once declare My satisfaction to have reached the top, Along those nine miles of continuous stair, That seemed as though it never meant to stop ; But since to climb the Rigi is the fashion, It 's no use putting one's self in a passion. A scent of the Rigi. 103 3 Thank heaven ! the deed is done ; and here I stand, Surveying, like a map, the world below ; Yon giant Alps uplift their summits grand. Poking sharp snouts from beds of dazzling snow ; Below, a perfect maze of lakes and valleys — All which with " Murray's Handbook" truly taUies. 4 In fact, therein you '11 find, completely booked, The fullest details of the Rigi tale ; All that e'en poet's brain has ever cooked ; To rival which my own poor powers might fail ; Therefore, to save my readers from the worry, I '11 wind up by referring them to " Murray." A Perilous Ascent of the Ortler-Spitz. {Dedicated to the Alpine Clu!>.) [Having perused in the Hotel book at Trafoi, on Mount Stelvio, sundry magniloquent descriptions, by members of the Alpine Club, of their wonderful ascents of the " Ortler-Spitz," I felt an irresistible ambition to surpass them all, and the following remarkable results rewarded my efforts.] Having read all the records in the book, And swallowed all the choice viands of the cook, I smoked a pipe, and felt forthwith inspired To climb the " Ortler." Meanwhile, being tired, I went to bed, resolved to rise at three And start, without a guide, upon this spree. Somehow, my sleep was troubled ; visions drear Of grim old DOLOMITES, with shapes most queer. Like ghostly giants hovered round the room, And seemed to beckon me to share their doom : A Perilous Ascent of the Ortler-Spitz. 105 My wife declared I snored ! I don't believe her ; For, was not woman ever man's deceiver ? At three precisely from repose I started. And on my glorious heavenward course departed ; Stowing some bread and brandy in my pocket, Off I rushed upward like a signal rocket ; Nor once Idoked back, nor pretext found to stop. Until I reached the very tipmost top ! Glaciers and precipices all in vain Opposed my path ; nought could my feet detain ; Not Beelzebub himself could my mad march restrain ! Hurrah ! at last on Ortler's snow-capped pate I stood alone ! My happiness was great ! Balanced on tiptoe to enjoy the view, I crowed in triumph — " Cock-a-doodle-doo ! " Alas ! just then my foot slipped in the snow ; Headlong I fell down the abyss below ! My senses fled ! . . . . Crash ! . Waking, lo I I found My poor old carcass sprawling on the ground ; io6 Lays of Wonder- land. And peering round through the dim morning gloom, Methought I recognised the inn's small room ; While, judging from the bruises on my head, 'Twould seem that I had — tumbled out of bed ! Still, to all honest minds endowed with reason. Mine must be deemed tlie ascent of the season ! Ober-Ammergau. {September \'iT I.) Bound by ancestral solemn vows Peculiar to the place, Kind Heav'n this rustic folk endows With every needful grace. 'Mid Alpine wilds remote they dwell, Far from the world's highways, Summoned each morning by church bell To sing their Maker's praise. 'Tis their high privilege and glory Christ's sufferings to relate. And re-enact that wondrous story Whereon depends our fate, 'Tis theirs, in this degenerate age, Of scoffing unbelief. To illustrate each holy page That tells our Saviour's grief; io8 Lays of Wonder-land. By living pictures to recall His love and lingering death, When, to redeem us from our fall, He yielded up his breath. This wayward world has heard once more God's word from peasant's mouth ; Crowds gathered round the cottage door From north, east, west, and south. Tourists by thousands rushed to gaze And coldly criticise, But few, alas ! will mend their ways Or the great lesson prize. Yet may these simple preachers long Persist, on this world's stage. To teach mankind by play and song Christ's love from age to age ! Farewell Acrostic to Ober-Ammergau. {September 187 1.) 10 BLEST retreat for faith, heartfelt and sound ! B anished from courts and cities, in this vale E mbosomed, Christian piety hath found R efuge in souls where no dark doubts assail. 'A mid these mountains shines a Beacon* bright, M aking the sceptic's flickering torch obscure ! M ultitudes throng to hail its heavenly light ; E arth hears once more God's wisdom from the poor. R eceive the thanks of one who hath been taught G reat truths that oft lie hidden from the wise ; A dieu ! all ye who have such marvel wrought, ,U ntil the last loud trump shall bid us rise ! * The point of this lay partly in the fact that a beacon-light was kindled every night, during the performance of the Passion Play, on the lofty mountain crag which overhangs the village. The Old Stones of Rome. {A Lent Lecture, written at Rojne.) What apter text for lecture can be found Than that which meets us here while gazing round ! What hidden stores of eloquence and learning Do Rome's old stones divulge to minds discerning ! What wondrous echoes from far distant ages Haunt her abodes of senators and sages ; Telling how great states rose, declined, and crum- bled ; How heroes were made gods, and tyrants humbled ! Kingdoms, republics, empires, — each in turn Fulfilling their own times ; till all should learn Man's insignificance, — Jehovah's might, — And lean on His strong arm who guards the right. Here, amid desolation more profound By contrast with the living world around, Majestic still, in ruined glory, lies That once proud mistress of earth's destinies, The city of the Caesars ! — Here we trace The classic haunts of those whose memories grace The Old Stones of Rome. 1 1 1 Immortal history ; — men whose magic names Shine through all time ; giants whose grandeur shames Us modern pigmies ; so that we still mount For inspiration to the parent fount Whenc'e Wisdom first, with Freedom in its wake, Gushed forth, the bounds of ignorance to break ; And in the dark depths of whose classic stream We still may dive for many a wholesome theme Wherewith to dose our colleges and schools, Spiced- well with rods to lash the backs of fools. Here, too, great Csesar triumphed ! — Noblest he Of Roman nobles ; whose high destiny It was 'to clear the way for gospel light, Through boundless regions of barbaric night ; Bequeathing the world's empire at his fall, That all mankind might hear Messiah's call ! Thus, not in vain, fulfilling Heaven's behest. Did Rome's dominion spread from East to West, Breaking down barriers of mind and race. To usher in a reign of Christian grace. Yes ; — here at Rome, where Jove in glory reigned. The Christian Cross its earliest triumphs gained ; 1 1 2 Lays of Wonder-land. Though scorned by Pagans, and baptized in blood, The faith, once planted, took deep root, and stood Firm amid persecution's fiercest storms, When countless gazers marked the bleeding forms Of martyrs on yon Coliseum's stage, Nor spared the feebleness of sex or age ; — Crouching in catacombs, the faith still spread. Gaining fresh life 'mid galleries of dead ; Till, struggling through three centuries of night, Christ's banner waved on the Tarpeian height ; Rome's Emperor reared the Cross — and all was light ! Henceforth the Church's onward course we trace Enfolding Europe in her wide embrace ; Princes and people learning to obey. Alike submissive to her priestly sway. Firm as a rock exposed to ocean's rage, She saw the world progress from age to age ; Saw Error strive in vain to vanquish Truth, Fresh in the vigour of perpetual youth ; Saw armies marshalled at her very gate, Yet quailed not, — rendering only love for hate ; Believing that Christ's promise could not fail, "Against my Church no foe shall e'er prevail ! " PART III. LAYS OF HOME-LAND. H To Woman. {For a Lady's Album.) I Source of our dearest joys in life ! Maid, mother, sister, friend, or wife, — Woman ! be thou my theme ! From man's first state ordained to be Arbitress of his destiny — Bright angel of his dream ! 2 Since erst I drew my infant breath I Ve loved thee, and will love till death Shall sever the communion ; And still I '11 hope, when this poor clay Shall crumble, in glad realms of day To recommence the union ! 1 16 Lays of Home-land. 3 Through every shifting scene of life, 'Mid ocean's roar and battle strife, My guardian wast thou ever ! In time of peril, sickness, need. How oft thy prayer did intercede To save me, — failing never ! 4 Oh ! while this vital spark shall linger, Still may thy faithful warning finger Point out the path of duty ! May thy dear arm support my head In death's last anguish ; — thine eye shed The last fond tear beside my bed ; Then — farewell Love and Beauty! A Christmas Carol. ( On seeing the Morning Star shining brilliantly on Cliristmas Morn.) How glorious in the eastern sky Glows yon lone star ! like God's own eye O'er dark earth smiling ; As when, on this auspicious morn, Angels announced a Saviour born, Heaven reconciling ! For then, as now, a bright lone star Was hailed by sages, from afar Their footsteps guiding ; Until o'er Bethlehem it hovered, And, to their wondering gaze, discovered A Babe abiding ! 1 18 Lays of Home- land. 3 Around that Babe there shone a glory ; While o'er him angels sang the story Of God's great love ; Proclaiming " Peace " to Adam's race, For all who to the proffered grace Submissive prove. 4 Star of the East ! as now we gaze This morn on thee, oh ! let thy ra)'s Our hearts illume With lasting light of joy and peace, That may, when life on earth shall cease, Survive the tomb ! ^ A New -Year's Greeting. {To a Young French Lady on New Year's Eve 1871-72.) Dear Jeanne ! the old year wanes; 'Twas born in sorrow. Amidst a nation's pains, War's woes and bloody stains ; But now, Peace once more reigns ; Hail, happier morrow ! 2 Hail to thee, noble France ! Thy dark days ended ; Look up with hopeful glance To the new year's advance, No more the sport of chance, By Heaven befriended ! 1 20 Lays of Home- land. 3 Hail to thee, maiden sweet ! Life's course beginning ; Be it thy lot to meet Friends where'er roam thy feet, Making thy joys complete, Fond hearts still winning. 4 But, oh ! keep memory fast 'Mid all thy pleasure ! Think of those in days past Who, 'mid the tempest blast. When skies were overcast, Gave France their leisure ; 5 Striving her wounds to bind 'Mid war's commotion ; Ne'er to her sorrows blind, Aided by woman kind, Each with true heart and mind Worked with devotion ! A New-Years Greeting. 121 6 May France rest evermore, Peace still possessing ! Healed be each angry sore ! Long may she Him adore Who doth to her outpour Each truest blessing ! A Birthday Sonnet. {To a Girl on completing her twenty-first year.) Thy life's sweet spring is past ! its early flowers, Once redolent of hope and joy and love, Droop their sad heads, desponding. Time doth prove All perishable ; childhood's careless hours Slip by unheeded. Onward still we move From infancy to age, but feel the change Scarce more than trees their growth. Spring's genial showers Give place to summer's sun ; each hath its range. Maiden ! tliy summer's first morn on thee smiles ; 'Tis time youth's crop should ripen ; ay ! and yield Virtue's choice fruit, unspoilt by vice's wiles. May guardian spirits be thy guide and shield ; Thus shall autumnal glories on thee wait, And winter find thee ready for thy fate ! A Farewell to " May." {Sent to Miss "May" F., on her departure to India.) I Pause yet awhile, old Winter drear ! Restrain thy rapid flight ; For once, I bid thee Hnger here, Since with thee one must disappear Most precious in my sight. 2 Not now, alas ! shall smiling spring Raise gladness in my heart, Though fresh flowers in its train it bring, And blithesome birds to chirp and sing ; For oh ! 'twill bid me part 3 From her! the fairest flower that blows, Combining all in one ; — The lily, violet, and rose ; Bearing rich gifts from each, she goes To regions of the sun. 124 L ays of Home- land. 4 And summer too, though bright and gay, Shall strike my heart with chill ; Its smiles will seem but to betray ; For what is summer without " May " ? Oh, 'tis but winter still ! 5 Yet one blest flower the earth shall bear On many a lonely spot ; The sight of it shall oft soothe care, While from my heart ascends the prayer, " Sweet May, Forget-me-not ! " The Lily of the Vale. Fair, modest flower ! whose drooping bells Sweetest of scents exhale ; In grove or garden none excels The "Lily of the Vale." The elfin queen her court doth hold Within thy belfry pale, And doth to thee her charms unfold, Sweet " Lily of the Vale." 3 There nightly she delights to hear Some lover's plaintive tale. Sprinkling with many a dewy tear Each " Lily of the Vale." 126 Lays of Home-land. Oh ! that her sympathising aid She'd proffer, and prevail, To melt the heart of yon dear maid, My " Lily of the Vale ! " The Countess Canning. {A Sonnet in Memoriam. ) A NOBLE lady !— Perfect type of all That men most love and honour in her sex ; Hers not alone the outward grace that decks Beauty's fair form our senses to enthral, But loveliness of soul, surviving wrecks Wherewith Time strews our track. Where duty led Thither she followed ; perils that appal Men of strong mould blanched not her cheek with dread. India's first Viceroy's wife, she reigned — a queen ! 'Mid faction's frowns and dark rebellion's night Her lord's true star, till day returned serene ; Proved woman's worth ; then winged her heaven- ward flight ! 12 8 L ays of Home-land. Lo ! where she loved to walk by Hooghly's wave, The grateful Hindoo scatters flowers around her grave ! * * She was buried in the Government Park at Barrackpore, where a beautiful monument has been erected to her memory, around which daily offerings of flowers are deposited by native visitors. On Three Graves in Westminster Abbey. {A Sonnet in Memoriam, written in 1863.) Canning! — Clyde! — Outram !— Side by side they lie Neath the vast vault, 'mid England's mighty dead ; A glorious trio ! — Struggling at the head Of empire and of armies, victory Crowned their joint deeds, by right and valour led Where rude rebellion reared its blood-stained crest Stern justice triumphed, linked with clemency ; The land, no more by anarchy oppressed, Hailed its hew Empress ; old things passed away ; A bright day dawned o'er India's darkened plain ; Subject no more to lucre's sordid sway. Her grateful millions greet us o'er the main. And see, in yon amalgamated dust. An augury of future harmony and trust. In Me7noria7n. On the Burial of Field-Marslial Sir George Pollock, G.C.B., G. C.S.I. , in Westminster Abbey, October i6, 1872. Once more the Abbey opens its wide portal ! Another Indian hero claims a grave Beside his compeers ! Through the lofty nave, Sacred to Britain's sons of fame immortal, An aged warrior, borne by comrades brave, Receives the last sad tribute to his worth ; While solemn words of Holy Writ exhort all Wisely to use, like him, life's span on earth. Pollock ! 'twas thine thy country's wound to heal,* Thine to restore the lustre of her arms ; * Sir George Pollock reconquered Cabul after the disasters of 1S41, and brought back the British captives in safety to India. In Memoriam. 131 To teach the foe once more our power to feel, And snatch our captives back to freedom's charms. Farewell, old friend ! chief of a gifted race ; Mourned by the brave and good, we yield thee to God's grace I On the Death of a New-born Infant. I Angelic pledge of wedded love, Yearned for in hope full long ; Like a bright vision from above. Where holy cherubs throng, Thou cam'st, a messenger of grace, With heaven's own glory round thy face. 2 How thrilled our hearts when first thy cry Greeted our eager ears ! It seemed an echo from the sky To calm our fruitless fears, And bade us breathe a parent's blessing Our first-born treasure while possessing. 3 Ah ! who can tell the grateful pride That filled the mother's breast, When, softly breathing, by her side Her babe was laid to rest } On the Death of a New-born Infant. 133 A new light dawned upon her soul, Her woman's part at length made whole. 4 But brief, alas ! her new-found joy ; For while she calmly slumbered, Death's angel snatched away her boy. Its hours of life were numbered ! Its earthly form proved but the portal Through which to pass to bliss immortal I 5 It lives ! a sinless child of grace ; Our treasure 's safe in heaven ! It serves the Saviour face to face, Free from all earthly leaven : At such blest lot shall we repine ? O God ! it was not ours, but Thine ! 6 Thine, with the host around Thy throne To warble forth Thy praise ; Ah ! pity us, left here alone, Guide us, through Wisdom's ways, To where loved souls have gone before ; There not to part for evermore ! J story of a Bird in a Cage, and the Song it Warbled. I There lived not long ago in Onslow Square A maiden as forlorn as she was fair ; All day disconsolate and dull she sate. Bewailing ever her unwedded state. 2 Whene'er the bell a visitor announced, Her fluttering heart within her bosom bounced. Hoping that in each stranger she 'd discover That rare phenomenon — a real lover ! 3 Her father used to scold, and say, " My child ! I never knew a girl like you so wild ; I really must some dame demure provide, Who over you shall prudently preside." Story of a Bird in a Cage. 135 4 Whereat, alarmed, she 'd cry in coaxing strain, " O dear Papa ! unsay those words again ! Let me but reign quiescent in this house, I promise to be quiet as a mouse ! " Song. Yes, dear Papa ! I '11 be so prim, So dutiful and prudent, Don't get me a duenna grim; I '11 toil like any student. Sometimes I '11 sing, and sometimes play Upon the grand piano ; And I '11 appoint a special day To talk Italiano. Some happy hours, too, I '11 beguile With water-colour brushes ; No gossiper shall gain my smile. No booby raise my blushes. So, dear Papa ! do let me but This once my own point carry, My eyes, henceforth, I '11 try to shut ^ On all men— till I marry. 136 Lays of Home-land. But then, Papa ! for my poor sake Do quickly try to find Some handsome fellow, who will make A husband to my mind. I don't want one too thin and long. Nor one too fat and short ; But one who sings a jolly song, And can enjoy some sport. I 'd like him, too, to have some hair Upon his lip and chin ; But whether he be dark or fair Don't signify a pin ! You recollect that Mr D. Who went last year to Rome ; Well, that 's the sort of man for me ; I wish he would but come ! Then, too, there 's Mr W., Oh ! if he had but popped ! I need not then to trouble you ; But off to Ind he 's hopped. Story of a Bird in a Cage. 1 3 7 I need not speak of Colonel R., Though he 's so kind a friend ; For he 's, you know, too old by far, So there 's of him an end ! Few other beaux have I to name Who round my path have fluttered ; None ever yet has raised a flame, Or word of courtship muttered. Thus, dear Papa ! you see I 'm free, And of my freedom sick ! So bring a husband home to me. And oh. Papa !— be QUICK ! To General Sir A rchdale Wilson, G.C.B., the Conqueror of Delhi. {In Acknowledgment of a fine Halmon caught in the Dee.) I Hail ! great Sir Archdale ; thy renown P~rom Indus to the pole has flown ; From Delhi to the Dee The right man thou, beyond a doubt, To catch a Tartar or a trout, By river, lake, or sea ! 2 In happy hour thou didst annul The empire of the Great Mogul ; The whole world knows the story ; How, undismayed by scorching sun Or countless hosts, was nobly won Thy conqueror's wreath of glory ! To General Sir Archdale Wilson, G.C.B. 139 3 And now, from war's red fields retired, Thy breast, with hero's ardour fired, Still pants for victory's prizes ; Triumphant still, with rod and fly Thou may'st be seen with eager eye, Where trout or salmon rises. 4 Still undeterred by storm or toil, And ready, too, to share thy spoil. Thy friendship 's no mere gammon ; Long may'st thou live to fight and fish, Enjoying every earthly wish ; And oh, thanks for the salmon ! An Acrostic to the Same. ( On a similar occasioji. ) ''S ALVE ! great captor of big fish ! once more I welcome a fine salmon at my door ; i,R hyming rude thanks from homely Muse's store. [K h ! oft, I ween, by side of " Bonnie Dee," R eclining on its bank with rod in hand, C ontemplative, thy spirit, soaring free, , H ies to the scenes where Delhi's soldier band D id deeds of might, destined to live in story, A nd crowned their chief with victory's proud bays ; L ong may he live, their monument of glory, \E nding in blest tranquillity his days ! [Well done, brave fisherman I not all in vain I n life's wide waters thou hast cast thy fly ; L et Jumna's gory stream attest thy gain, S preading the tidings of thy victory O nward to immortality's vast ocean! .N ow, dear Sir A. ! accept my heart's devotion ! Echoes of a London Season. The echoes of a London season Furnish for rhyme a fitting reason ; What stirring visions they recall Of rout and opera and ball ! Of flower shows, fancy fairs, flirtations, Exciting blissful palpitations ; Of noonday rides in Rotten Row, Where each belle finds her favourite beau. To follow up his last night's banter With soft confessions — at a canter ! While fond Papa, politely blind, Lags, at a trot, not far behind, Discussing politics and horses, Seasoned with scandal and divorces. Yes ! — For a fashionable miss London supplies supremest bliss ; 142 Lays of Home-land. She loves a. suffocating squeeze Far better than the seaside breeze ; Prefers the cabman's ceaseless rattle To birds' sweet songs, or bleat of cattle ; A bonnet shop to beds of flowers ; " Howell and James" to Eden's bowers ! On Sunday she selects as teacher Some popular sensation preacher ; And deems it dutiful and meet To work choice slippers for his feet, Thus consecrating Sabbath leisure By holy act of pious pleasure. Fit mate for such bewitching belle Is the true fashionable " swell ; " 'Twould baffle my descriptive powers To tell how he fills up his hours ; What with cheroots, clubs, calls, Cremorne, He dawdles through the day forlorn, Still voting everything •' a bore," Yet longing still for something more. For men who thus their moments trifle, What a rare godsend is the rifle ! Echoes of a London Season. 143 Hail ! Wimbledon ! whose tented plain Lies within easy reach by train ; Long be it thine our youth to lure To manly sports and pastimes pure ; To fire their hearts with patriot's flame ; To train their hands to perfect aim ; To qualify them for the fight Against our foes' invading might ; To make them self-reliant, calm, With earnest heart and steady arm ; Staunch sons of Freedom's sacred sod. True to their country and their God ! Somebody's Eyes. There lives a lady in this city More beautiful than wise, And, sad to say, although so pretty, She has most wicked eyes. 2 Each unsophisticated beau She loves to tantalise, Till he discovers, to his woe, The danger of her eyes. 3 Poor married men she ogles, too, And to entice them tries ; Till soon, alas ! they learn to rue The mischief of her eyes. Somebody's Eyes. 145 4 My stairs descending, oft unseen, I hear her merry cries, And catch a glimpse behind the screen At those bewitching eyes. 5 All day they haunt me at my work, Though I my thoughts disguise ; Would that her husband were a Turk ! He 'd soon poke out her eyes. 6 But he who owns this frisky fair In vain implores and sighs ; She laughs at all his anxious care, And rolls about her eyes. 7 Now were this pretty tyrant mine. Regardless of her cries, I 'd bind her fast with silken twine, And bung up both her eyes. 8 Nor should she taste of meat or drink, Nor from her seat arise. Until she vowed no more to wink With those most wicked eyes ! K A Caution for Somebody. I You say I'm "jealous;" but I swear Your taunt is most unjust ; 'T would be dishonour to the fair To show such want of trust. 2 Yes, jealousy 's a thing I scor7i ; Besides, 'tis out of fashion ; Oh ! better ne'er to have been born Than yield to such a passion. 3 The jealous man is on a par With murderers, like Othello ; 'Tis surely going much too far To say I 'm like that fellow ! A Caution for Somebody. • 147 4 But still, I hate to see you dance With that young saucy knave ; Next time he makes his bold advance, Pray, mind how you behave ! S Not that I 'm "jealous," oh! dear, no ! But still I cannot bear To see you go on flirting so ; So, prythee, ma'am, beware ! 6 Those dancing puppies are a pest. And ladies of propriety Should banish each such dangerous guest From their discreet society. 7 Therefore, though I 'm most meek and mild, And "jealousy" despise, I caution you to be less wild, If you 'd preserve your eyes ! 8 It is not "jealousy," but love That doth these lines provoke ; And should you disobedient prove, By Jove ! 'twill be no joke ! A Valentine. From Chang, the Chinese Giant, to a very tall young Lady. I Stupendous Miss ! thy lofty fame Has reached my longing ear, Since from Celestial realms I came In search of one to share my name And be my own true dear. 2 From the first moment of my birth I Ve heard that English girls Excel all others on the earth For beauty, tenderness, and worth. And wear most lovely curls. 3 So when I grew to man's estate, I forthwith crossed the seas. Hoping to find, in maiden state, One tall enough to be my mate, And reach my lips with ease- A Valentine. 149 4 Your height, I hear, is six feet six, While seven feet eight 's my measure ; If in the way no hindrance sticks Our wedding-day we soon may fix, And take our fill of pleasure. S You only need reply " Chin, chin I " In Pekin's polished slang, Which means " r'7n thine through thick and thin !' Thenceforth our wedlock will begin, And I 'm thine own true Chang. A Valentine from Bhte-Beard. Young woman ! I 'm a handsome man. My beard is long and blue ; My figure ladies love to scan, My heart is warm and true. That heart I offer now to thee ! Of course you can't refuse ; A score at least bleed now for me, But you alone I choose. At the same time, you 'd best bci^'arc^ Nor think with me to trifle ; When my blood 's up I 'm apt to swear. And use my sword or rifle ! I 've often married been before, As you perhaps have heard ; Of pickled heads I 've got a score. My vengeance who incurred. A Valentine from Blue- Beard. 151 Not that I would, for worlds, alarm My own sweet " Lovey-dovey," Though really, I don't see much harm In shooting a whole covey. But as for thee, why should you dread ? I love you as myself ! Should I, by chance, cut off your head, I 'd place it on a shelf. And smother it in purest honey In token of my sorrow ; And, in respect for matrimony. Marry again to-morrow ! So, lovely maiden, quick decide ! Nor keep me too long waiting ; Come, let me hail thee as my bride ; My heart is palpitating. Valentine for Mr Onslow, Governor of the Wandsworth House of Correction. On-slow, yet sure, each circling year Marches its destined course ; The green leaves come and disappear, Stern Winter bringing up the rear Upon his pale white horse. 2 On-slow, and ever slowly on, Moves yonder prison clock ; While counting each dull hour that 's gone. Each prisoner in his cell alone Curses the crowing cock. 3 For what cares he that night has fled, Since day brings nought but woe } No sooner is he out of bed Than a mask covers up his head. And he must move on-slow I Valentine for Mr Onslow. 153 4 " On-slow, On-slow," is still the word That's uppermost with him ; His cell doth nothingyh:j/ afford, Except the door bolt and the cord That binds each culprit's limb. 5 And long may bad men get On-slnv, And " fast " men be made fast ! The greatest Governor I know Is he who keeps his subjects so ; At Wandsworth he presides, I trow ; Long may his empire last ! The Summons of Love. I Summoned by love's sweet call, she flew, True faith her woman's heart sustaining ; Old friends fast fading from her view, With hope she turned to regions new, Yet oh ! how tedious in attaining ! 2 Afar she saw a beckoning hand In her life's dream, and one dear voice Seemed to announce, in accents bland, A welcome to yon eastern land. Bidding her evermore rejoice. 3 But yet, I ween, she struggled sore Thus to leave each familiar face And spot embalmed in memory's store, Half the wide world to wander o'er E'er she should find a resting-place. The Summons of Love. 155 4 But harder still to leave behind That sacred sod, where oft she wept O'er one, the gentlest of her kind. Scarce twelve sad months to Heav'n resigned, For there an SLVi^A-mother slept ! 5 But He whose blessing still attends A faithful daughter's fond devotion, Who mercy with affliction blends, And to the mourner comfort sends. Guided her safe across the ocean. 6 Lo ! a hand waves from shore. ' Tis his ! Soon to press hers in gladdening grasp ; Thenceforth she feels her own it is, And full once more her cup of bliss As to his heart he her doth clasp ! 7 Welcome ! thrice welcome, cousin ! wife ! Beloved so long, though gained so late ; No more to part again in life, We '11 brave together this world's strife, And love shall ever guard our gate ! 156 Lays of Home-land. A year has passed — and, watchful still, Love at his post unwearied stands ; Long may he thus his part fulfil ; Nor age nor custom serve to chill The flame once lit by Heaven's commands! To a Young Girl on her Confirmation. Behold, attired in robes of bridal white, A youthful maiden reverently kneels ; Angels look down from blest abodes of light, While she, with upward glance, to Heaven appeals, The inward struggles of her heart reveals, To worldly pomps and follies bids adieu, And her baptismal vows doth solemnly renew. 2 Bending o'er her fair form with outstretched hands. The mitred priest a blessing doth invoke. That she, obeying ever God's commands Which He to Israel's host from Sinai spoke, May ne'er His mercy slight nor wrath provoke ; Defended by His mighty power and grace. Till privileged in heaven to see Him face to face ! 158 Lays of Home-land. 3 Oh ! who that guileless maiden's face can view And harbour thought profane within his heart ? There all that 's pure and innocent and true Is pictured by fond nature's limning art ; And better far 'twould be from life to part Than utter aught, save words of honest truth, To her who thus to God doth consecrate her youth. 4 Then trust me still, sweet maid ! nor deem me dead To pure religion's soul-subduing sway, Though oft, by pleasure or by passion led, I wander far from Wisdom's peaceful way ; And, when for erring mortals you shall pray, Oh ! sometimes cast a kindly look on one Whose path in life hath oft been wearisome and lone !