Aiinf^n O^fOJ'l'^ Cornell University Library PR 5453.S2G2 Gathered leaves; being a collection of th 3 1924 013 551 753 =^^^g?£B GATHERED LEAVKS. i^f-TT ^•^w^ The original of tiiis book is in tine Cornell University Library. There are no known copyright restrictions in the United States on the use of the text. http://www.archive.org/cletails/cu31924013551753 (^. r^^?^. ^^P^iBfeS^^n^U/- Of'/: ,n / . GIATHEEED LEAVES lO BEING A OOLLECTION OF THE POETICAL WRITINGS OF THE LATE FRANK E. SMEDLEY. •5» WITH A BY EDMUND YA.TES. aait^ lllttstratwras. LONDON: VIRTUE BKOTHEBS & CO., 1, AMEN CORNER PATEBNOSTEB ROW. 1865. s^& ~^-® OS ^ ,>AV \^ •sV';;;<^^ ^v^ ^^^^ m k.v \ ^%' LONDON : PHINTED BY JAMES S. VIRTUE, CITY EOAD. =—-3' "^==•1^^=^?^ CONTENTS. Page " In Memomam " '^ii Mattoe Allinghamb; a Legend op Heetfoed- SHIRB 1 Ye Right Ancient Ballad of ye Combat of King Tideich with ye Deagon 35 The Enchanted Net 48 A Fytte of the Blues 61 The Foefeit Hand ; a Legend op Bbabant . . 65 The Ballad op Boeeana 90 To a Punning Beauty 94 To Mes. G. H. Vietub 95 Valentines 96 To MY Valentine 98 Foe M. S 100 A Day Deeam 101 Epitaph 104 Lines fob Music 10° % CONTENTS. Page To 106 Lines weitten to Miss Augusta Shobt . . . 109 The LovBii's Rbbttkb to his Heart Ill The Heaet's Reply Ill The Peayee op the Weaey Heaet 113 A Song 117 Loved Best .... 119 At Home 121 To L. K. Y 122 A Serenade 124 A Reiionsteance 126 "Alone" 128 Lily Flowee 130 S.AXNT PfiEE 132 A Chaeactbe 134 Hope on, Hope evee! 137 Ode 139 Lebe Wohl! 144 In Vain 146 Lines weitten foe the Bazaae fob the Windsor New Free and Industrial Schools 147 Ti * f In Pemonm. UST about this time ten years ago, tie late Mr. Bogue, the puUislier, of Fleet Street, begged me to call tipoii him, to talk over a projected magazine ■which he had no- tions of starting. In the course of our conversation, he told me that the new periodical ■would have the advantage of being illustrated by glorious George Cruikshank, that it "would be called " Cruikshank" Magazine," and that its literary contents "would be edited by Prank Smedley, " whom of course I kne^vv!" I was very young at that time, both in years and literature; and I recollect feeling very much humi- liated as I confessed that I had never heard of the gentleman. "What?" said Mr. Bogue. "I mean b ix the author of ' Frank Tairlegh.' " In an instant I recalled my words. Knew him ? I knew him thoroughly. I had heen with him in fifty rows and scrapes at his privateHutor's, then followed him on in later life where we had been members of the same hunt, and taken a few buUflnches and oxers together. I had been his confidant in his love affairs, had been jealous of some of liis sweethearts, and had not care4 one jot for others. We had done a little racing together, and at one time had certainly "stood in" about "nobbling" an intended Derby winner. "We were in Italy together, and mixed up with the Condottieri. I remembered an awkward affair in which we both were implicated, where a cloth was thrown over an English nobleman's head, while an Italian personage pointed to a conveniently adjacent canal. But all this friendship and camaraderie was on paper. I knew him only in his books I On the living man I had never set eyes in my life. So I took a letter of introduction from Mr. Bogue, and went up to Jermyn. Street, where Mr. Smedley then lived, in the aspiring frame of mind befitting one about to enlist as a light free lance under a new chief. As I ^-^ IN MEMORIAM. rode up in tie cab, I was picturing to myself the man ■with whom I was about to become acquainted ; and as I now write, those thoughts recur to me exactly as they passed through my mind. I h^ve laughed over them so often with him who was their subject, that there is no wonder at their remaining iixed on my memory. I pictured to myself a tail, strongly-built man, of about forty years of age, bald, with a fringe of hair, large breezy whiskers, strong bony hands, and general muscular development, rather "horsy" in his dress and talk and manner. . I expected that his tone would be rather brusque, and that I might probably be unable to attain his required standard of " knowingness " in matters relating to the field and the road. I sent in my letter, and I was ushered into the presence of a gentleman, whom, even in the dim light of a shaded lamp standing on the table by his elbow, I could tell to be suffering under some malformation, as he sat in his wheel-chair — a little man, with a peculiar, clever fiice ; piercing eyes, never moving from the person he was addressiag ; a manner beginning in earnestness, and then straying into banter; a voice beginning in harshness, and modulating into pleasantest cadence ; a i IN MEMORIAM Learing wliich, in its endeavour to he thoroughly independent, seemed leaning towards repulsion, and yet which — spite of itself, as it seemed — was inde- finably attractive. I jvas so astonished at finding such a difference in what I had expected, that, as I have since thought, my answers to his short and pertinent questions must have been vague and unsatisfactory. At all events, I recollect that my new acquaintance's tone became slightly sarcastic, which recalled me to myself ; that I endeavoured to answer him as best I could ; that his manner then changed ; and that on that, the first day of our acquaintance, we formed an iatimate friendship, which continued until the latest hour of his life. I think that this kindness of heart, veiled occa- sionally under an affectation of worldly-mindodness, and a little cynicism very badly sustained, was the ruling spirit of his Ufe. He was never happy save when doing a kindness to some one — never pleased save when he had some little pet scheme of beneficence, which he would bring out as though he were, ashamed of it; while his quivering lips and brimming eyes belied the assumed roughness of his voice and manner. =^s^^ IN WEMORIAM. He was soft-liearted to a degree ; indeed, converse mtli him had a sanctifying and hallowing influence. His physical malady had kept his intercourse with the world so restricted, that while his mind was full, strong, and manly, his experiences of certain sides of life were as pure and unsullied as those of a young girl. All the impulses of his soul were deep-set, earnest, fervent, and generous. He had heard of the lower views of humanity held by some great men, but he had never had reason to allow their existence ; so he frankly and unhesitatingly denied it. He was himself a man " in whom was no guile,'' and it was very difficult indeed for him to allow its presence in any one else. "With all the masculinity of his writings (and it is allowed that there are very few writers who, in certain phases of description, notably of the hunting-field and the race-course, have ever equalled, while certainly none have ever surpassed him), his mind was, to a certain degree, feminine. He had the strong likings and dislikings, petulances, love of small jokes, desire of praise, and irritation at small annoyances, which are frequently found in women ; but, on the other hand, he had a magnanimity, an amount of patient xiii IN MEMORIAM. long-suffering, and a courage both moral and physical, such as are given to few men. I, the writer of this imperfect sketch, knew, I believe, most of the secret aspirations of his heart ; and I look back upon him as, mentally, a perfect type of the romantic knights of old — capable of a devoted, unselfish love ; worshipping woman as a being worthy of all honour, and almost incapable of wrong ; delighting in feats of horseman- ship and daring ; of unsullied honour and unswerving integrity, impatient of double-dealing; impetuous, yet easily guided ; simple-minded, and of fervent faith. His bodily infirmities, before alluded to, prevented him from indulging in any of the amusements which he most fancied, shut him out from a vast amount of society, kept him a prisoner to his chair; and yet I never heard one syllable of repining escape his lips, though on more than one occasion I have heard him turn off some well-meant though badly-timed com- miseration with a light-hearted jest. Of some authors it may be said that their lives are written in their books, but Frank Smedley's works reveal no glimpse of his actual life. Here and there one finds in them sketches of his personal friends, % % ==^^gfe^ IN MEMORIAM. pleasant reproductions, so kindly brought out tliat the originals always enjoyed them most. Here and there one comes across bits of observation and reflection, such as his intimates have heard him utter ; but for the most part his novels are but the vent for that extraordinaiy fund of high animal spirits which, under other circumstances, Tvould have been brought into play in adventure, in sporting, in fighting the great battle of life. But in some of the minor poems scattered throughout this volume the reader wUl find many little passages in which my poor friend evidently refers to his own afflicted condition, but never without patient resignation and fervent hope — two virtues illustrated in every action of his daily life. Springing from a good old English family, who, for the last two or three generations, have had intimate relations with "Westminster School (his grandfather and his cousin were well-known masters there, and there his father had been educated), Feancis Edwaed Smediex was bom on the 4th October, 1818, at Marlow. ■ At his birth he was a remarkably fine child ; but it pleased God to afflict him with some strange malady, which could never find a technical name, nor IN MEMORIAM. be thoroughly accounted for by the members of the faculty, but -which retarded his growth, and delayed his physical development. Under these circumstances it was considered advisable that his earliest studies should be pursued at home ; and it was not until he was fourteen years of age that he was placed under the care of a private tutor, the Eev. Charles MiUett, resident at Brighton. In Mr. Millett's house he remained for some months ; but his health was found incompatible with even the comparatively mild boy- roughness to be found at a private tutor's; and he returned home to pursue his studies under the eye of his cousin, the Eev. E. A. Smedley, one of the Westminster masters before mentioned. When his education was completed, he more keenly than ever felt the pressure of those sad circumstances which prevented him from following one of the several callings for young men of position and education, but he accepted his lot with that cheerful resignation which never forsook him. And then, at that which was perhaps the darkest period of his Hfe, came the dawning of what may be considered its brightest and happiest phase, his literary career. Two ladies, his i € cousins, one of wiom has since attained a distinguished name as an authoress, had noticed that Frank Smedley had a very acute perception of the ludicrous, and that his correspondence Trith them was marked by power of character-reading and graphic description such as is rarely met with. As a means of employment, and of allaying that listless depression under which he at times necessarily suffered, they suggested that he should attempt to delineate some of his own experiences of life. These had been small enough ; but from them he managed to extract an entire novelty. As he himself says in his preface to "Frank Fairlegh," "while volume after volume had been devoted to ' school- boy days,' and ' college life,' the mysteries of that paradise of public-school-fearing mammas, a ' private tutor's,' yet continued unrevealed." To him fell the task of their revelation. His experiences at Mr. MUlett's gave him the substratum of fact ; his brilliant fancy supplied the rest ; and the " Scenes from the Life of a Private Pupil," contributed to "Sharpe's London Magazine" (then a popular perio- dical), were so successful, that the proprietor of the miscellany suggested an extension of the series originally contemplated, and finally published them in a complete form, under the title of "Frank Fair- legh." In the dedication of the book he thus thanks the ladies, his cousins, who first prompted his labour: — "As it is mainly owing to your joint advice and encouragement that this tale has been either written or laid before the public, there can be none to whom I may with greater propriety dedicate it. When I add that my satisfaction in making the slight acknowledg- ment of the countless acts of affectionate kindness I have received at your hands, is one among the many agreeable results of the advice which has eventually led me to adopt a literary career, you will not refuse to accept this assurance that you have contri- buted to the happiness of one whose sphere, both of duties and of pleasures, Providence has seen fit to limit." In the pages of the same magazine he published his second, the longest and perhaps most popular of his works, entitled, " Lewis Arundel ; or, the Railroad of Life," which, although the story is somewhat drawn out and several unnecessary characters are introduced, =s^^ contains some bits of descriptive writing which, are truly admirahle. "While this story was in progress he assumed the editorial guidance of " Sharpe's Magazine," at the request of Mr. Sharpe, the then proprietor, discharging his duties gratuitously at first, until the magazine hecame the property of Mr. Virtue ; and to it, besides the leading serial tale, he contributed many short sketches, and some very quaintly humorous com- ments on, and replies to, the correspondence he received in his judicial capacity. A Christmas story, called " The Fortunes of the ColvUle Family," was also published by Mr. Smedley about this time. " Cruikshank's Magazine," alluded to in the opening of this sketch, was a failure. I can scarcely tell why. In his best days the veteran draughtsman had never designed a more telling picture than the " Tail of a Comet," which formed the frontispiece of the first number, nor carried one out with more elaboration of detail. But Frank Smedley did not contribute any story ; merely confined himself to what is technically known as " writing up to cuts," and the rest of us were young beginners without any literary reputation. So, after the third number, " Cruikshank's Magazine" was 1 given up, and shortly afterwards Frank Smedley under- took another flight, a flight at that time only -undertaken by Messrs. Dickens, Thackeray, Lever, and himself — the issue of a novel in monthly parts. His story, which commenced most auspiciously, vfas called " Harry Coverdale's Courtship," and was illus- trated in the approved form with two steel engravings by Phiz. It was hailed with warm commendation by the press, and promised to be its author's most complete and compact work — more, indeed, of a thorough character- novel than any he had yet attempted. But iUness prevented the carrying out of the scheme with that vigour which had characterised its commencement. He completed his book, but not in the manner he had wished. In the preface he himself says, " The conclusion of the tale has been perpetrated at a time when, on account of severe nervous headaches, the author was under strict medical orders not to write a line upon any consideration ; and it is with the fear of the doctor before his eyes that he is penning these few last words. They are not written in the forlorn hope of disarming criticism, but simply to assure those friends who have hitherto looked with an indulgent eye on his < ^^S^ IN MEMORIAM. writings, that if ' Harry Coverdale's Courtship' does not come up to the expectations they may have formed from the perusals of his previous works, it is rather the mis- fortune than the fault of their grateful and obedient servant, the author." "While his novel was in progress he had published in conjunction with me a little shilling book of nonsense verses, called " Mirth and Metre," his share of which is here reprinted, and this, with the exception of a few papers contributed out of friendship to me to the "Train," a magazine of which I was editor, was the last of his published works. His health, always delicate, declined very much ; he became a victim to intense headaches, violent and of long duration, which were caused, doubtless, by an accident which happened to him in the autumn of '56, when he was thrown from his pony-carriage, and dragged for some dis- tance along the road before the pony could be stopped ; and as, by a change in his circumstances, anything like necessity for writing had been done away with, he gave himself up, when he was free from suffering, to tranquil leisure and lettered ease. He read much, and of all kinds, and he was never happier than when, surrounded by a few old friends, he led the discussion upon books '> ^^ ■gc m MEMORIAM. and their authors. After his father's death, which happened some six years ago, he continued living with his mother at Grove Lodge, Regent's Park — a house the grounds of which are perhaps the most perfect realisation of the rus in urhe ever mot with, where, if he chose, he could get fresh air without being wheeled out of the tranquil precincts of his garden, and where he was in the immediate neighbourhood of the Zoological Gardens, his favourite resort. But about two years since he purchased for himself a charming estate called Beechwood, within a very short distance of Marlow, his native place ; and here he had passed the two last summers of his life, thoroughly happy, and, as we all fondly hoped, gaining strength and health. On Thursday, the 28th of April, in this current year, I dined with him at Grove Lodge, and thought him better and brighter than I had seen him for some length of time. "When the other guests left the dinner-table he asked me to remain, and talked to me with the greatest spirit and interest about the work on which I was then engaged, about some horses he had bought, about his desire to get away speedily into the country and enjoy all the beauties of the coming summer — about IN MEMORIAM, a dozen little trifles, into all of which, he entered with even more than his ordinary zest. I left him, promising to return the next week and settle an early date for visiting him at Beeohwood. On Sunday morning, the 1st of May, he was found by his servant, who came to call him, in a state of stupor, speedily followed by a succession of epileptic fits, and by Sunday evening he was dead. On Monday, the 9th of May, we laid his mortal remains in Marlow churchyard, between the church where " The kneeling hamlet drains The chalice of the grapes of God," and the river which he loved so well. The shops in the little town were all closed, and though the weather was most tempestuous, the churchyard was filled with the townspeople, who had all known and esteemed the kind-hearted, cheerful spirit who had lately sojourned amongst them, whose dire malady had never soured his temper, but who always had a pleasant word and a merry jest for those who passed him as he travelled to and from the town in his wheel-chair. All peace to his ashes! The calm tranquillity of Marlow churchyard =^*^^^^= will not be less endeared to the lover of tie picturesque because it contains the mortal remains of one who ministered in his life to the innocent amusement of his fellow-creatures, and who with the spirit of a man combined the simplicity of a child. EDMUND YATES. Kessington, December, 1864. MAUDE ALLINGHAME; A LEGEND OF HEETF ORDS HIRE* P au t^gg, HEEE is -weeping and wailing in Allinglianie Hall, Prom many an eye does the tear-drop fall, * The following legend is founded on a story current in the part of Herts where the scene is laid ; th^ house was actually burnt down about ten years ago, having just been rendered habitable. Swollen -with son'ow is many a lip, Many a nose is red at the tip ; All the shutters are shut very tight, To keep out the wind and to keep out the light ; "While a couple of mutes, "With very hlack suits. And extremely long faces, Have taken their places GATHERED LEAVES With, an air of professional esprit de corps, One on each side of the great hall door. On the gravel beyond, in a wonderful state Of black velvet and feathers, a grand hearse, and eight Magnificent horses, the orders await Of a spruce undertaker, Who's come from Long Acre, To furnish a coffin, and do the polite To the corpse of Sir Eeginald Allinghame, Knight. The lamented deceased whose funeral arrangement I've just been describing, resembled that strange gent Who ventured to falsely imprison a great man. Viz. the Ottoman captor of noble Lord Bateman ; For we're told in that ballad which makes our eyes water, ; That this terrible Turk had got one only daughter ; And although our good knight had twice seen twins arrive, a Young lady named Maude was the only survivor. So there being no entail On some horrid heir-male. And no far-away cousin or distant relation To lay claim to the lands and commence litigation, 'Tis well known through the county, by each one and all That fair Maude is the heiress of Allinghame Hall. v|j^$a^&^ Yes ! she was very fair to view ; Mark well that forehead's ivory hue, That speaking eye, whose glance of pride The silken lashes scarce can hide, E'en when, as now, its wonted fire Is paled with weeping o'er her sire ; ^ Those scornful Hps, that part to show The pearl-like teeth in even row ; ' That dimpled chin, so round and fair, The clusters of her raven hair, "Whose glossy curls their shadow throw O'er her smooth brow and neck of snow ; The faultless hand, the ankle small, The figure more than woman tall. And yet so graceful, sculptor's art Such symmetry could ne'er impart. Observe her well, and then confess The power of female loveliness. And say, "Except a touch of vice One may descry About the eye, Eousiiig a Caudle-ish recollection, "Which might perchance upon reflection Turn out a serious objection. That gal would make ' a heavenly splice.'" ^ ^^^^^mM GATHERED LEAVES. From, fax and wide On every side Tte county did many a suitor ride, "WTio, wishing to marry, determined to call And propose for tte teiress of Allingliame Hall. EJughts who'd gather'd great fame in Stabbing, cutting, and maiming The French and their families At Blenheim and EamUies, In promiscuous manslaughter T'other side of the water, Very eagerly sought her ; Yet, though presents they brought her, And fain would have taught her. To fancy they loved her, not one of them caught her. Maude received them all civiUy, asked them to dine, Gave them capital venison, and excellent wine. But declared, when they popp'd, that she'd really no notion They'd had serious intentions — she own'd their devotion Was excessively flattering — quite touching — in fact She was grieved at the part duty forced her to act ; Still her recent bereavement — her excellent father — (Here she took out her handkerchief) — yes, she had rather — ^j£^^^(S=;=— _ GATHERED LEAVES. Kather not (here slie sobb'd) say a thing so unpleasant, But she'd made up her mind not to marry at present. Might she venture to hope that she still should retain Their friendship ? — ^to lose that would cause her such pain. Would they like to take supper ? — she fear'd etiquette, A thing not to be set At defiance by one in her sad situation, Having no "Maiden Aunt," or old moral relation Of orthodox station, Whose high reputation, And prim notoriety, Should inspire society With a very deep sense of the strictest propriety ; Such a relative wanting, she feared, so she said. Etiquette must prevent her from offering a bed ; But the night was so fine, just the thing for a ride — Must they go ? Well, good-bye, — and here once more she sigh'd ; Then a last parting smile on the suitor she threw. And thus, having " let him down easy," withdrew, While the lover rode home with an indistinct notion That somehow he'd not taken much by his motion. Young Lord Dandelion, An illustrious scion, A green sprig of nobility, "Whose excessive gentility I fain would describe if I had but ability, — This amiable lordling, being much in the state I've described, i.e. going home at night rather late. Having got his conge (As a Prenchman would say) From the heiress, with whom he'd been anxious to mate. Is jogging along, in a low state of mind, "When a horseman comes rapidly up from behind, And a voice in his ear Shouts in tones round and clear, "Ho, there ! stand and deliver ! your money or life ! " While some murderous weapon, a pistol or knife, Held close to his head. As these words are beiug said. Glitters cold in the moonlight, and fills him with dread. Now I think you will own. That when riding alone On the back of a horse, be it black, white, or roan. Or chestnut, or bay. Or piebald, or grey, Or dTin-brown (though a notion my memory crosses That 'tis asses are usually done brown, not horses), ^r S^Sii;^ ^ GATHERED LEAVES. ^^ When on horseback, I say, in the dead of the night, Nearly dark, if not quite, In despite of the light Of the moon shining bright- ish — yes, not more than -ish, for the planet's cold rays I 've been told on this night were unusually hazy — With no one in sight, To the left or the right. Save a well-mounted highwayman fully intent On obtaining your money, as Dan did his rent. By bullying — an odd sort of annual pleasantry That "Eepaler" play'd off on the finest of peasantry; In so awkward a fix I should certainly say. By far the best way Is to take matters easy, and quietly pay ; The alternative being that the robber may treat us To a couple of bullets by way of quietua ; Thus applying our brains, if perchance we have got any, In this summary mode to the study of botany. By besprinkling the leaves, and the grass, and the flowers, With the source of our best intellectual powers. And, regardless of habeas corpus, creating A feast for the worms, which are greedily waiting Till such time as any gent Quits this fraU tenement. And adopting a shroud as his sole outer garment, Becomes food for -worms, slugs, and all such-like var- mint. My Lord Dandelion, That illustrious scion, Not possessing the pluck of the hold hero Brian (Of whom Irishmen rave till one murmurs "How true Is the brute's patronymic of Brian Bore you"), Neither feehng inclined, Nor having a miud To be shot by a highwayman, merely said, " Eh ? Aw — extwemely unpleasant — aw — take it, sir, pway ;" And without further parley his money resign'd. f Away ! away ! With a joyous neigh. Bounds the highwayman's steed, like a colt at play ; And a merry laugh rings loud and clear, On the terrified drum of his trembling ear. While the following words doth his lordship hear : — " Unlucky, my lord ; unlucky, I know, Por the money to go And the heiress say ' No,' On the self-same day, is a terrible blow. m When next you visit her, good my lord, Give THE highwayman's love to fair Mistress Maude ! " Away ! away ! On his gallant grey My Lord Dandelion, That unfortunate scion. Gallops as best he may ; And as he rides he mutters low, " Insolent fellar, how did he know? " In the stable department of Allinghame Hall There's the devil to pay, As a body may say. And no assets forthcoming to answer the call ; For the head groom, Eoger, A knowing old codger, In a thundering rage, Which nought can assuage, Most excessively cross is With the whole stud of horses. While he viciously swears At the fillies and mares ; He bullies the helpers, he kicks all the boys, Upsets innocent pails with superfluous noise ; Very loudly doth fret and incessantly fume, 10 ^^ And behaves, in a word, In a way most absurd. More befitting a madman, by far, than a groom. Till at length he finds vent For his deep discontent In the following soliloquy : — " I'm blest if this is To be stood any longer ; I'll go and tell Missis ; If she don't know some dodge as 'U stop this here rig, Vy then, dash my vig, This here werry morning I jest gives her warning. If I don't I'm a Dutchman, or summnt as worse is." Then, after a short obKgato of curses. Just to let off the steam, Roger dons his best clothes. And seets his young mistress his griefs to disclose. " Please your Ladyship's Honour I've come here upon a Purtiklar rum business going on in the stable, Vich, avake as I am, I ain't no how been able To get at the truth on : — the last thing each night I goes round all the 'orses to see as they're right, — And they alvays is right too, as far as I see. Cool, kviet, and clean, just as 'orses should be, — Then, furst thing ev'ry morning agen I goes round, To see as the cattle is all safe and sound. 11 GATHERED LEAVES. The ruddy light of early dawn Gilds with its rays that velvet lavm ; Prom every shrub and painted flffwer Dew-drops distil iu silvery shower ; Sweet perfumes load the air ; the song Of waking birds is borne along Upon the bosom of the breeze That munnurs through the waving trees ; The crystal brook that dances by Gleams in the sunlight merrily ; AU teUs of joy, and love, and life — All ? — Said I everything was rife "With happiness ? — Behold that form, Like Uly broken by the storm, Pall'n prostrate on the steps before The marble threshold of the door ! The weU-tumed limbs, the noble mien, The riding-coat of Lincoln green ; The hat, whose plume of sable hue, Its shadow o'er his features threw ; Ton coal-black barb, too, panting near, All show some youthful cavalier ; While, fatal evidence of strife. Prom a deep hurt the flood of life Proves, as its current stains the sod, How man defiles the work of God. With eager haste the servants raise The head, and on the features gaze, Then backward start in sad surprise As that pale face they recognise. G-ood reason theirs, although, in sooth. They knew but half the fatal truth ; Tor, strange as doth the tale appear, One startling fact is all too clear, The robber, who on No-Man' s-Land Was shot by Blaker's ruthless hand, — That highwayman of evil fame Is beauteous Maude of AlUnghame ! L'ENVOI. " Well, but that's not the end ? " " Yes it is, my good friend." " Oh, I say ! That won't pay ; 'Tis a shocking bad way To leave off so abruptly. I wanted to hear A great many particulars : first, I'm not clear. Is the young woman killed?" "Beat rest on that head. She's completely defunct, most excessively dead. 29 ?#r= ^7^p%-= ^^= GATHERED LEAVES. Blaker's sliot did the business ; she'd just strength to fly, Eeach'd her home, rang the bell, and then sank do'wn to die." " Poor girl ! really it's horrid ! However, I knew it Could come to no good — I felt certain she'd rue it — But pray, "why in the world did the jade go to do it ? " " 'Tis not easy to say ; but at first, I suppose. Just by way of a freak she rode out in man's clothes." "Then her taking the money?" "A mere idiosyn- crasy, As when, some years since, a young gent, being with drink crazy. Set off straight on end to the British Museum, And, having arrived there, transgress'd all the laws Of good breeding, by smashing the famed Portland Vase ! Or the shop-lifting ladies, by dozens you see 'em, For despising the diff'rence 'twixt tuum and meum. Brought before the Lord Mayor every week, in the papers. Why, the chief linen-drapers ■ Have a man iu their shops solely paid for revealing "When they can't keep their fair hands from picking and stealing. 'Twas a mere woman's fancy, a female caprice, And you know at that time they'd no rural police." 30 " Hum ! it may have been so. Well, is that all about it?" " No ; there's more to be told, though I daresay you'll doubt it- s beiag true ; but the story goes on to relate, That after Maude's death, the old Hall and estate "Were put up to auction, and Master Blair thought it Seem'd a famous investment, bid for it and bought it. And fitted it up in extremely bad taste ; But scarce had he placed His foot o'er the threshold, — ^the very first night, He woke up in a fright. Being roused from his sleep by a terrible cry Of ' Fire ! '^had only a minute to fly In his shirt, Mrs. Blair in her Well, never mind. In the dress she had on at the time : while behind Follow'd ten little blessings, who looked very winning, In ten little nightgowns of Irish linen ; They'd just time to escape, when the flames with a roar Like thunder, burst forth from each window and door; And there, with affright. They perceive by the light Maude Allinghame's sprite — Her real positive ghost — ^no fantastic illusion Conceived by their brains from the smoke and confusion — 31 ■"^^ Witli a hot flaming brand In each shadowy hand, Flaring up, like a fiend, in the midst of the fire, And exciting the flames to bum fiercer and higher. From what follows we learn that ghosts, spirits, and elves. Are the creatures of habit as well as ourselves ; For Maude (that is, ghost Maude), when once she had done The trick, seem'd to think it was capital fun ; And whenever the house is rebuilt, and prepared For a tenant, the rooms being all well scrubb'd and air'd. The very first night the new owner arrives Maude's implacable spirit still ever contrives Many various ways in To set it a blazing ; In this way she's done Both the Phoenix and Sun So especially brown by the fires she's lighted. That now, being invited To grant an insurance, they always say when a nice Offer is made them, 'Tis no use to persuade them, If a ghost's in the case, they won't do it at any price." 32 And now for the moral ! Imprimis, young heiresses, Don't go riding o' nights, and don't rob mayors or mayoresses ; As to rohbing your suitors, allow me to say, On the face of the thing 'tis a scheme that won't pay ; Though they sigh and protest, and are dabs at love- making, Tou'U not find one in ten Of these charming young men Can produce on occasion a purse worth your taking. Don't refuse a good offer, but think ere you let a Chance like that slip away, that you maynH get a better. One more hint and I've done — If by pistol or gun It should e'er be your lot (Which I hope it may not). In a row to get shot, And^the doctor's assistance should aU prove in vain, ""Wlien you give up the ghost, don't resume it again." K you do choose to " walk " and revisit this earth To play tricks, let some method be mixed with your mirth. As to burning down houses and ruining folks, D 33 I % And flaring about like a Fire-king's daughter, — A 11 n-w me to say there's no fim in such jokes, 'Tvould far better have been To have copied TJndine, — There's no harm in a mixture of spirits and wafer ! \ ■--,s^^J^^ O' yE EIGHT ANCIENT BALLAD OF YE COMBAT OF KIIS'G TIDEICA WITH Y^ DRAGON. ET for the marcli of intellect, The schoolmaster's ahroa, And still the cry is raised on high > 4"^ GATHERED LEAVES. Obey his mighty ■word ! Where'er we go, both high and low, Bow down before his nod ; And the sceptre may hide its jewell'd pride For our sceptre's the birchen rod. And all " enlighten' d citizens " and " learned brothers " That the world was never One half so clever As it is in the present day. Now I deny This general cry ; And wOl proceed to tell you why I've long since come to the conclusion, 'Tis all a popular delusion. I I have seen many a wild-beast show. From the day when Messrs. Pidcock and Co. Were what vulgar people call all-the-go, To the time when society mourned for the loss (All felt it, but no one like poor Mr. Cross) Of the elephant "Chuney," who went mad, 'tis saidj 36 GATHERED LEAVES. "With the pressure and pain He felt in his brain From constantly bearing a trunh on his head. And I have set eye on That magnanimous lion, Brave Wallace — oh, fye on The brutes who could hie on Fierce bull-dogs to fly on His monarchical mane ! I declare I could cry on The bare thought, as one weeps when one goes to sec "Ion." And lately I've been Down to Astley's, and seen His wonderful elephants act ; what they mean By their actions, I've not the most distant idea ; Why they stand on their heads, why they wag their fat tails. Are to me hidden mysteries, " very like whales," As Hamlet remarks of some cloud he is certain He perceives up aloft, whence they let down the curtain. And whither they draw up the fairies and goddesses, With their pretty pink legs and inadequate bodices. 37 I- GATHERED LEAVES. But of all the beasts I ever did see, "WTietlier of low or Mgli degree, Despite the " Bchoolmaster," And " going a-head faster," The arts and the sciences, And all their appliances, JSTever an animal, chain'd or loose, As yet have I heard "Utter one single word. Or so much as attempt to say " Bo! " to a goose. But you'll see, if you read the next two or three pages, That in what people now-a-days term the dark ages, When the world was some thousand years younger or so, Beasts could talk very well ; ana it wasn't thought low For a real live monarch his prowess to brag on. And bandy high words with an iasolent dragon. HE good King Tidrich. rode from Bern* (And a funny name had lie), His charger "was bay, and he took his way Under the greenwood-tree ; And ever he sang, as he rode along, " 'Tis a very fine thing To be a crown'd king, And to feel one's right arm strong." S King Tidrich was clad in armour of proof ("Whatever that may be). And his helmet shone with many a stone. Inserted cunningly ; "While on his shield one might behold A lion trying To set off flying, Emblazon'd in bumish'd gold. * King Tidrich, Dietrich, or Theoderic, the son of Thietmar, king of Bern, and the fair Odilia, daughter of Essung Jarl, was, as it were, the central hero of that well-known, 'poptdar, and interesting work, the " Book of Heroes," which relates the deeds of the champions who attached themselves to him, and the manner in which they joined his fellowship. 39 GATHERED LEAVES, King Tidricli was counting his money o'er, As lie rode the greenwood through, "When he was aware of a " shocking affair," And a terrible " to-do : " Then loudly he shouted with pure delight, "A glorious row, I make mine avow ; I'll on, and view the fight." 40 s GATHERED LEAVES, And a fearful sight it was, I ween, As ever a king did see. For a dragon old, and a lion bold, "Were striving wrathfuUy ; But the monarcli perceived from the veiy first — And it made him sad. For " a reason he had " — That the lion would get the worst. When the Hon saw the royal Knight, These were the words he said : "0 mighty King, assistance bring, Or I am fairly sped ; For the battle has been both fierce and long ; Two days and a night Have I urged the fight. But the dragon's unpleasantly strong." In a kind of Low Dutch did the Hon speak, Nor his stops did he neglect. But e'en iu his hurry, for Lindley Murray Preserved a marked respect ; And he managed his H's according to rule : FuU well I ween Must the beast have been Taught at some Public School. 41 1 Long paused the royal hero then, Grave thoughts pass'd through his brain ; Of his queen thought he, and his fair countrie* He never might see again ; He thought of his ■warriors, that princely band, Of Eckhart true, And Helmsohrot too. And "Wolfort's red right hand.f But he thought of the Hon he bore on his shield. And he mann'd his noble breast, — " 'Twixt the Uon and me there is sympathy, And a dragon I detest ; I must not see the lion slain ; Both kings are we, In our degree, I of the city and he of the plain." The first stroke that the monarch made. His weapon tasted blood ; From many a scale of the dragon's mail Pour'd forth the crimson flood. * Tidrich of Bern was also king of Aumlungaland (Italy) ; he espoused Herraud, daughter of King Druaiad, a relation of Attila. t These three champions were among the eleven heroes who accom- panied Tidrich in his memorable expedition to contend against the twelve guardians of the Garden of Koses at Worms. 42 i ■^i^^- =^==r5^5;^fe GATHERED lEAVES. But when the hero si ruck again, The treacherous sword Forsook its lord, And brake in pieces twain. The dragon laid Tiim on her hack With a triumphant air, And flung the horse her jaws across. As a greyhound would seize a hare. At a fearful pace to her rocky den. To serve as food Por her young hrood Away she tore them then. They were a charming family, Eleven little frights, "With deep surprise in their light green eyes. And fearful appetites ; And they wagg'd their tales with extreme delight, For to dine on king Is a dainty thing "When one usually dines on Knight. Before them then the steed she threw, Saddle, and bridle, and crupper, And bade them crunch its bones for lunch, "While they saved the king for supper ; GATHERED LEAVES. Saying, she must sleep ere she could sup, For after the fight With the lion and knight, She was thoroughly used-up. A lucky chance for Tidrich : He sought the dark cave over, And scoa the King did Adelring,* That famous sword discover : " And was it here that Siegfried died ? f That champion brave, "Was this his grave ? " In grief the moharch cried. " I have ridden with him in princely hosts, I have feasted with him in hall ; Sword, you and I will do or die, But we'll avenge his fall." * They had a weakness for naming swords in those days, just as in the nineteenth century we delight in bestowing euphonious titles on " villa residences," puppy dogs, and men-of-war. t Sigurd, or Siegfried, son of Sigmond, king of Netherland, is the chief hero of the Nibelungen Lay. There are various accounts of his death ; one of the least improbable supposes him to have been destroyed by a dragon. 44 !t GATHERBB LEAVES Against the cavern's rocky side The king essay' d The trusty blade, Till the flames gleam'd far and wide. Up rose a youthful dragon then, Eight pallid was his hue ; For with fear and ire he view'd the fire From out the rock that flew. These words he to the king did say : " If the noise thou dost make Should our mother awake. It is thou wUt rue the day." " Be silent, thou young viper," 'Twas thus the king replied, " Thy mother slew Siegfried the true, A hero brave and tried ; And vengeance have I vow'd to take Upon ye all, Both great and small. For that dear warrior's sake." Then he aroused the dragon old. Attacked her with his sword. And a fearful fight, with strength and might, Fought he, that noble lord. 45 jT-^ GATHERED LEAVES. The dragon's fiery breath, I ween, Made his cuirass stout Eed hot throughout : Such a sight was never seen. Despair lent strength to the monarch then ; A mighty stroke he made, Through the dragon's neck, without a check, He passed his trenchant blade. At their mother's fall, each little fright Began to yell Like an imp of hell, And nearly stunn'd the knight. He struck right and left with Adelring, That trusty sword and good. And in pieces small chopp'd each and aU Of the dragon's hateful brood. King Tidrioh thus at honour's call, On German Land, "With his strong right hand. Avenged bold Siegfried's fall. Now ye whose spirits thrill to hear The trumpet-voice of fame. Or love to read of warrior deed, Eemember Tidrich's name ; 46 And mourn that the days of cMvaby Are past and o'er, And live no more, Save in their glorious memory. Yet when Prince Albert rides abroad, Our gracious Queen may feel As ■well content, as if he went, Encased in plates of steel ; Eelying on the new Police, Those bulwarks of the state. That on their beat, no dragons eat The Prince off his own plate ! [Should any reader wish to learn more of the various personages here mentioned, we refer him to the " Illustrations of Northern Anti- quities, from the earlier Teutonic and Scandinavian Romances," to which we are indebted for our information on the subject.] GATHERED LEAVES THE ENCHANTED NET. OULD we only give credit to half we are told, There were sundry strange monsters existing of old : As evinced (on the ex pede Merculem plan, Which from merely a footstep presumes the whole man) i <* GATHERED LEAVES. By our Savans disturbing those very large bones, "Wliich. tave tum'd (for the rhyme's sake, perhaps) into stones, And have chosen to wait a Long ■while hid in strata, While old Time has been dining on empires and thrones. Old hones and dry bones, Leg-bones and thigh-bones, Bones of the vertebrae, hones of the tail, — Very like, only more so, the bones of a whale ; Bones that were very long, bones that were very short (They have never as yet found a real fossil merry- thought ; Perchance because mastodons, burly and big, Consider'd all funny-bones quite infra dig.) ; Skulls have they found in strange places embedded. Which, at least, prove their owners were very long- headed ; And other queer things, — which 'tis not my intentioD, Lest I weary your patience, at present to mention, — As I think I can prove, without further apology. What I said to be true, sans appeal to geology, That there lived in the good old days gone by Things imknown to our modern philosophy. And a giant was then no more out of the way Than a dwarf is now iu the present day, E 40 m Sir Eppo of Epstein was young, brave, and fair ; Dark were the curls of Ms clustering hair, Dark tlie moustache that o'ershadow'd his lip, And his glance was as keen as the sword at his hip ; Tho' the enemy's charge was like lightning's fierce shock, His seat was as firm as the wave-heaten rock ; And woe to the foeman, whom pride or mischance Opposed to the stroke of his conquering lance. He carved at the hoard, and he danced in the hall. And the ladies admired him, each one and all. In a word, I should say, he appears to have been ^Vs nice a young " ritter" as ever was seen. He could not read nor write, Ho could not spell his name. Towards being a clerk. Sir Eppo, his (j-) maik, "Was as near as ever he came. 50 GATHERED LEAVES. He had felt no vexation From multiplication ; Never puzzled was lie By the rule of three ; The practice he'd had Did not drive him mad, Because it all lay Quite a different way. The Asses' Bridge, that Bridge of Sighs, Had (lucky dog!) ne'er met his eyes. In a very few words he express'd his intention Once for all to decline every Latin declension, When persuaded to add, hy the good Father Herman, That most classical tongue to his own native German. And no doubt he was right in Point of fact, for a knight in Those days was supposed to like nothing hut fighting ; And one who had leam'd any language that is hard Would have stood a good chance of being burn'd for a wizard. Education being then never push'd to the verge yo Now see it, was chiefly confined to the clergy. 'Twas a southerly wind and a cloudy sky. For aught that I know to the contrary ; If it wasn't, it ought to have been proper/y ^ ^^=^V^^^^=== p As it's certain Sir Eppo, his feather hed scorning, Thought that something proclaim'd it a fine hunting morning ; So, pronouncing his henison O'er a cold haunch of venison, He floor'd the best half, drank a gallon of beer. And set out on the Taurus to chase the wild deer. Sir Eppo he rode through the good greenwood. And his bolts flew fast and free ; He knock'd over a hare, and he passed the lair (The tenant was out) of a grisly bear ; He started a wolf, and he got a snap shot At a bounding roe, but he touched it not. Which caused him to mutter a naughty word In German, which luckUy nobody heard, For he said it right viciously ; And he struck his steed with his armed heel. As though horse-flesh were tougher than iron or steel, Or anything else that's unable to feel. /*! m ^' yi; -,'■-. What is the sound that meets his ear ? Is it the plaint of some wounded deer ? Is it the wild-fowl's mournful cry. Or the scream of yon eagle soaring high ? 52 ^i^i:^^(i?ks#r^ GATHERED LEWES Or is it only the southern breeze As it sighs through the boughs of the dark pine trees ? 'No, Sir Eppo, be sure 'tis not any of these : And hark, again ! It comes more plain — 'Tis a woman's voice in grief or pain. Like an arrow from the string, Like a stone that leaves the sling. Like a railroad-train "with a queen inside, "With directors to poke and directors to guide, Like the rush upon deck when a vessel is sinking. Like (I vow I'm hard up for a simile) winking ! In less time than by name yon Jack Eobinson can call. Sir Eppo dash'd forward o'er hedge, ditch, and hollow, In a steeple-chase style I'd be sorry to follow, And found a young lady chain' d up by the ankle — Yes, chain'd up in a cool and business-like way, As if she'd been only the little dog Tray ; While, the more to secure any knight-errant' s pity. She was really and truly excessively pretty. Here was a terrible state of things ! Down from his saddle Sir Eppo springs, ^ GATHERED LEAVES. As lightly as if he -were furnish'd with wings, While every plate in his armour rings. The words that he utter'd were short and few, But pretty much to the purpose too. As sternly he asked, with lowering brow, " Who's been and done it, and where is he now ?" 'Twere long to tell Each word that fell From the coral lips of that demoiselle ; However, as far as I'm able to see. The pith of the matter appear'd to be That a horrible giant, twelve feet high, Having gazed on her charms with a covetous eye. Had storm'd their castle, murder'd papa, Behaved very rudely to poor dear mamma, Walk'd o£f with the family jewels and plate. And the tin and herself at a terrible rate ; Then by way of conclusion To all this confusion. Tied her up like a dog To a nasty great log. To induce her (the brute) to become Mrs. Gog ; That 'twas not the least use for Sir Eppo to try To chop oflf his head, or to poke out his eye, 54 <' As he'd early in life done a bit of AcLilles (Which, far better than taking an "Old Parr's life- piU" is), Had been dipp'd in the Styx, or some equally old stream, And might now face unharm'd a battalion of Cold- stream. But she'd thought of a scheme Which did certainly seem Very likely to pay — ^no mere vision or di-eam : — It appears that the giant each day took a nap For an hour (the wretch !) with his head in her lap : Oh, she hated it so ! but then what could she do ? Here she paused, and Sir Eppo remark'd, " Very true ; " And that during this time one might pinch, punch, or shake him. Or do just what one pleased, but that nothing could wake him. While each horse and each man in the emperor's pay Would not be sufficient to move him away. Without magical aid, from the spot where he lay. In an old oak chest, in an up-stairs room Of poor papa's castle, was kept an heir-loom, An enchanted net, made of iron links. Which was brought from Palestine, she thinks. GATHERED LEAVES Ey her great grandpapa, who had been a Crasader ; If she had but got that, she "was sure it would aid her. Sir Eppo, kind man, Approves of the plan ; Says he'U do all she wishes as quick as he can ; Begs she wont fret if the time should seem long ; Snatches a kiss, which was "pleasant but wrong;" Mounts, and taking a fence in good fox-hunting style, Sets off for her family-seat on the WeU. fttfef The sun went down. The bright stars burn'd. The morning came. And the knight return' d ; The net he spread O'er the giant's bed, "While Eglantine, and Hare-bell blue. And some nice green moss on the spot he threw ; Lest perchance the monster alarm should take, And not choose to sleep from being too tcide awake. Hark to that sound ! The rocks around Tremble — ^it shakes the very ground ; "While Irmengard cries. As tears stream from her eyes, — A lady-like weakness we must not despise — 50 i-^-^ Ah m (And here, let me add, I have been much to blame, As I long ago ought to have mention'd her name) : "Here he comes! now do hide yourself, dear Eppo, pray; !For mt/ sake, I entreat you, keep out of his way." Scarce had the knight Time to get out of sight Among some thick bushes, which cover'd him quite. Ere the giant appear'd. Oh ! he was such a fright ! He was very square built, a good twelve feet in height, And his waistcoat (three yards round the waist) seem'd too tight ; While, to add even yet to all this singularity. He had but one eye, and his whiskers were carroty. "What an anxious moment ! Will he lie down ? Ah, how their hearts beat ! he seems to frown, — 1^0 ; 'tis only an impudent fly that's been teasing His snublime proboscis, and set him a sneezing. Attish^hu ! attish hu ! You brute, how I wish you Were but as genteel as the Irish lady. Dear Mrs. 0' Grady, Who, chancing to sneeze in a noble duke's face. Hoped she hadn't been guilty of splashing his Grace. Skj;; ife. GATHERED LEAVES. Now, look out. Yes, he will ! No, lie won't ! By the powers ! I thought he was taking alarm at the flowers ; But it luckily seems, his gigantic invention Has at once set them down as a little attention On Irmengard's part, — done hy way of suggestion That she means to say " Yes," when he next pops the question. There ! he's down ! now he yawns, and in one minute more — I thought so, he's safe — ^he's beginning to snore ; He is wrapp'd in that sleep he shall wake from no more. From his girdle the knight takes a ponderous key ; It fits — and once more is fair Irmengard free. Prom heel to head, and from head to heel, They wrap their prey in that net of steel, And they crocM the edges together with care. As you finish a purse for a fancy-fair, Till the last knot is tied by the diligent pair. At length they have ended their business laborious. And Eppo shouts, " Bagg'd him, by all that is glorious ! " 58 ^2*^^ ^ GATHERED LEAVES. 'No billing and cooing. You must up and be doing. Depend on't, Sir KnigM, this is no time for wooing ; You'll discover, unless you progress rather smarter, That catching a giant's like catching a Tartar : He still has some thirty-flve minutes to sleep. Close to this spot hangs a precipice steep, Like Shakspeare's tall cliff which they show one at Dover ; Drag him down to the brink, and then let him roll over ; As they scarce make a capital crime of infanticide, There can't be any harm in a little giganticide. " Pull him, and haul him ! take care of his head ! Oh, how my arms ache — ^he's as heavy as lead ! That'll do, love — I'm sure I can move him alone, Though I'm certain the brute weighs a good forty stone. Yo ! heave ho ! roU him along (It's exceedingly lucky the net's pretty strong) ; Once more — ^that's it — there, now, I think He's done to a turn, he rests on the brink ; At it again, and over he goes To furnish a feast for the hooded crows ; Each vulture that makes the Taurus his home May dine upon giant for months to come." ^/.W-^r.- m ^"^ ^^^^!S==-<— GATHERED LEAVES, Lives there a man so thick of head To whom it must in words be said, How Eppo did the lady wed, And built upon the giant's bed A castle, wall'd and turreted ? "We will hope not ; or if there be, Defend us from his company ! 60 ^ i 5ES/=Pv>3ii A FYTTE OF THE BLUES. (^Jir — "The Old Enqlish Gentleman.") F Woman's rights and Woman's wrongs we've heard much talk of late, The first seem most extensive, and the latter very great ; And Mrs. Ellis warns men, not themselves to agitate, For 'neath petticoats and pinafores is hid the future fate Of this wondrous nineteenth century, the youngest child of Time ! The Turks they had a notion, fit alone for Turks and fools. That womankind has no more mind than horses or than mules; But this idea's exploded quite, as to your eost you'll find. If you intend to change or hend some stalwart female mind. In this Amazonian century, precocious child of Time. 61 > GATHERED LEAVES If by external signs you seek this strength, of mind to trace, You 'U observe a very ' ' powerful ' ' expression in her face ; The lady's stockings will be blue, and inky be her hand. And her head quite full of something hard she doesn't understand. Like a puzzle-pated Bluestocking, one of the modern time. i And her dress will be peculiar both in fabric and in make, An artistic classic tragic highly-talented mistake ; Which is what she calls " effective," though I'd rather not express The effect produced on thoughtless minds by such a style of di'ess, When worn by some awful Bluestocking, one of the modem time. She'll talk about statistics, and ask if you 're inclined To join the progress movement for development of mind. If you inquire what that means, she '11 frown and say 'tis best Such matter should be understood, but never be ex- press'd, By a stern suggestive Bluestocking, in this mystic modern time. 62 She'll converse upon sesttetics, and then refer to figures, And turn from Angels bright and fair to sympathise with Niggers, Whom she'll style " our sable brethren," and pretend are martyrs quite ; And with Mrs. H — t B — r St — e, she'll swear that black is white. Like a trans-Atlantic Bluestocking, one of the modern time. G3 i rrn She never makes a pudding, and she never makes a shirt, And if she's got some little blues, they're black and blue with dirt ; When the wretched man her husband comes, though tired he may be. She'll regenerate society instead of making tea, Like a real strong-minded Bluestocking, the plague of the modem time. MORAL. The moral of my song is this, just leave all " ics " and "ologies" For men to exercise their brains, on platforms and in colleges ; Let woman's proud and honour'd place be still the fireside. And still man's household deities, his mother and his bride, In this our nineteenth century, the favour'd child of Time. m f c :m.4 ■ li^^'^'w^SJ^PC^^ GATHERED LEAVES THE FORFEIT HAND; A LEGEND OP BEABiNT.* EEALDUS the Abbot sat bolt upright, Bolt upright, in his great arm-chair. He ground his teeth, and his beard beneath, Seemed crSpi with anger eyery hair ; And every hair, whether grizzled or white. On his head stood erect (as so often the case is, Whene'er fury or fear better feeling effaces). Thus encircling his tonsure, which same a smooth space is In the desert of scalp a monastic oasis ! Geraldus the Abbot his temper had lost. Insult had faU'n on the Prelate proud — Heretic hands in a blanket had tost Lay Brother Ludwig, one of the crowd * The facts (?) of this Legend are taken, by poetical license, from Legends of the Khine," by the author of "Highways and Byways." F Go GATHERED LEAVES. Of the Abbot's dependants, a useful and able man, Neither fisli, flesh, nor fowl, half a friar, half stable- man. But this shaking his brain so completely had addled. That the next time Geraldus's palfrey he saddled, He forgot both the girths — an important omission, "Which occasion'd a sudden and rude imposition On our general Mamma : (we allude to the Earth, Who most kindly supports us, who gave our race birth. And will give, when breath fails, and we cannot re- place it, Furnish'd lodgings, a stone, and the motto, "Hie jacet") " lEo" did "jacet" Geraldus, when rashly he tried, Foot in stirrup, to climb to his saddle and ride ; For the saddle turn'd round, And he came to the ground. With a hollow and pectoral " woughf" kind of sound. (Printing cannot express it, But 'twill help you to guess it. If you've ever remark'd the peculiar behavioui-, When he rams a large stone, of an Irish pavier. ) Well, he wasn't much hurt, But appear'd from the dirt, 66 ^nM^ s'iSpt— Whicli adhered to his mitre and robes, to be rather A ghastly and horrible sight for a Father Confessor, who ere he thus rudely was tost In the mire, was got up regardless of cost. For this fall he vow'd vengeance, and straightway on that theme a "Writ was prepared which wound up with "Anathema ! '' n. Yolenta of Gorterykc sat in her bower, "Which. Tivas not an arhour Where earwigs might harbour, And availing themselves of some al fresco tea-table. Lie and kick on their backs amidst everything eatable, But the very best room in the very best tower. Yolenta was young and Yolenta was fair. She'd extremely pink cheeks and extremely smooth hair. And a pair of bright eyes with so roguish a glance in 'em, That the spirit of mischief and fun seem'd to dance in 'em ; And a sweet little foot and a dear little hand. And a thorough-bred air, and a look of command. As noble a lady as one in the land. Yet Yolenta had " suffer'd ;"— her little affairs Of the heart had gone roughly, a custom of theirs From time immemorial, since Helen lost Troy, And pious ^neas made Dido a toy Of the moment, then left her, a striking variety. In the uniform course of his orthodox piety. A young gent was her first love, of birth and condi- tion, "Whose very name, Loridon, seem'd an admission 68 GATHERED LEAVR3. =.=.^3a He was form'd to adore, but then what's in q name ? Had they christen'd him Jack, she'd have " loved him the same," Because — mark the reason — her Pa had been rude To his Guv'nor, ■which led to a family feud. So the Lord Lettelhausen called up his son Loridon, And exclaim'd, " Of all girls, to have fixed on that horrid one ! The daughter, you scamp, of the man I detest ! But I '11 never consent ! if I do, I 'U be — blest ! Miss Tolenta, indeed! why, my garters and stars! This is worse than your tricks with latch-keys and cigars ! Xow, be off to the wars, nor on any pretences. Show your face here again till you've come to your senses." So Malhrook se va-t-en guerre, In a state of deep despair. Then Yolenta's papa thought he'd best take a part in it, By performing the r6le of the tyrant and martinet. And proposed as a suitor, An old coadjutor In many a dark deed, which no one but a brute or Barbarian would perpetrate, one Baron Corteryke, Whom he coolly inform'd her she certainly ought to like, 69 «i«*-;:?->TS^i&. =pm GATHERED LEAVES. But, whether or no, in a week's time must marry — And his wUl being the law, This medioBval Bashaw Pooh-pooh'd Ma'mselle's suggestion of wishing to tarrA", And so, sending to Gunter, got up, like John Parry, A first-rate entertainment, and vast charivari ; But yet, after all, was unable to cany Out his cruel intentions, for 'twixt cup and Up There occurr'd in this case a most notable slip ; To describe it, our metre we've stol'n, 'twill be seen, Prom the song of one "Jock," who's sirnamed Hazel- dean. The kirk was deckt at Eventide, The tapers glimmer'd fair. The Baron Coi-t'ryke sought his bride, And this time she teas there ! She said, ' I will,' as if a piU Had stuck within her throat, But fortune kind was still inclined To grant an antidote ; 70 ' For scarce beside the altar stone, The nuptial knot was tied, When some vile party, name unknown, Stabb'd Cort'ryke in the side ! His anguish sore, not long he bore, Physicians wor in vain, Death did consider him and his widder, And eased him of his pain." So the lovely Tolenta "was " quit for the fright," Took the name, tin, and castle (a rare widow's mite), And wonder'd how Loridonfared in the flght. " It was Geraldus' serving man, Ludwigus he was hight, For fair Bettye, that damsel free, He sigh'd both day and night ; Fair Bettye at the tapestry wrought, In Dame Tolenta' s bower; To ease the pain of this her swain, She laok'd both wiU and power. " Dan Cupid, that misohesvous boy, Ludwig to sorrow brought ; For ogling of the fair Bettye, Him, Dame Tolenta caught ; And as in true love men are still (As well as oysters) cross' d, Ludwig, to cure his fantasy, "Was in a blanket toss'd." ^^ ^^'n±ii-~^ ^¥ GATHERED LEAVES. " Sine nice lachrymm," thence all these woes ! Prom this pitching and tossing the shindy arose ! 'Tis the voice of a herald! I heard him proclaim, That he carries a summons for Corteryke's dame, Which sets forth ho"w that same Fair lady's to blame. For the high misdemeanour, the sin, and the shame, Of tossing a lay brother, Ludwig by name. In a blantet, whereby she did cut, wound, and And maliciously injure, and wilfully lame. And despitefully maltreat, deride, and make game, And confuse, and abuse, and misuse, and defame I A monk of Saint Benedict, Which by a then edict Was a legal offence ; so Tolenta was cited To appear, and show cause Why she'd broken the laws. At the next petty sessions, where she was invited To plead in her own proper person, and wait a Decree from my Lord LetteLhausen, the pater Of poor banish'd Loridon, likewise the frater Of the plaintiff Geraldus, an excellent hater Of all who opposed him, a reg'lar first-rater. Full of envy and malice, a real aggravator. -'J-V ^ m -9- GATHERED LEAVES. Wlio'd. have charmed Doctor Johnson, that leam'd com- mentator, Had he chanced but to live a few centuries later. The herald he stood in the castle hall, Seneschal, warder, and page, were there ; And he read his citation fair and free. In a baritone voice that went up to G, As loudly as he could bawl. And he clear' d his throat, and he push'd back his hair With a negligent, nonchalant, jaunty air; As though he would ask of the bystanding "parties," — " Pri'thee, what do ye think of me, my hearties?" Yolenta she smiled, and Tolenta she frown'd. And her delicate foot in a pet tapp'd the ground ; And when she tum'd to the herald to greet him. The flash of her eye seem'd to say she could eat him ; Though their points curl'd up to the knees of his trews, I'd have been sorry to stand in his shoes. Then she answer'd biTn shortly and sweetly, — " You're a bold man. Sir Herald, I trow — A bold and an insolent man I ween ; A scurrilous knave, I make mine avow ; But perhaps you may find that I'm not quite so gi-een As your masters imagine. You've done it most featly i h3 < This time I'll allow; But it struck me just now, When you entered my castle to kick up this row, You'd have fared quite as well if you'd journey' d on farther ; I'm afraid you've, young man, put your foot in it — rather!" Then she sign'd with her hand, and six mutes in black armour, As by magic appear' d, laid their lances in rest, And directed their points to the herald's bare breast. 74 ^.^^:m GATHERED LEAVES. A sight wliioli it must be confess'd might alarm a Brave man in those very unscrupulous days, When a life, more or less, was a mere bagatelle ; And when sticking a porker, or stabbing a swell. Were alike household duties — a singular phase In those " sweet" Middle Ages, on which such depen- dence is Placed by young ladies with " Puseyite" tendencies. Howe'er this may be, Our herald felt he Had no call to assist in this felo de se ; So straight fell on his knee, And exclaim'd, " Don't you see, i^'oble Countess Yolenta, this good jest at present Is a great deal too pointed and sharp to be pleasant ? I humbly beg pardon. So pray don't be hard on A penitent cove, whose name's printed this card on." Then he handed his pasteboard, gilt type, and a border. Stamped, 5® I1O501:. I^ralbit faork farras^tb to orb^r. m ^^t^=^== Tolcnta she smiled, and Tolenta she frown'd, Then light rang her laugh with its silvery sound. " Rise, valiant De Eodon," she mockingly cried, "And behold by what foemen your mettle's been tried." Then each sable spearsman his vizor unclasps. And six laughing girls with bright mischievous eyes, Poke their fun at De Eodon, who's mute with surprise And disgust, while Yolenta her riding wand grasps, Shai-ply switches the recreant kneeling before her. And turns to depart, — "When up with a start Springs De Eodon, and pallid with anger leans o'er her. Then hisses these words in her ear, — "Ere you smile Or rejoice in your stratagem, listen awhile, And learn that a herald discharging his duty Is sacred ; despite of your wealth, rank, and beauty. For the stroke you have dealt me totir i-aik hand is EOEPEII ; By the axe of the headsman, ere many days, oif it ShaU be hewn, and when next men to fury you goad on, Bear in mind the revenge of the herald De Eodon ! " m 76 ;,y^°^'i>y'^i. GATHERED LEAVES. '• WEN the weather is hazy, and not the least sign in, The clouds of their showing a silvery lining ; When a bill's coming due, and youVe no chance of meeting it ; When old Harry's to pay, and the pitch has no heat in it; When yon're'thinking of popping, and suddenly find That your inamorata's not that way inclined ; When you've puhlish'd a novel, and find it don't sell ; When you rise from the wine cup, and don't feel quite well; When some six-feet-six monster, by jealousy led. Suggests " satisfaction" or "punching your head;" When your wife's taken cross, or the ' ' olive-branch" sick, When your wardrobe's worn out, and your tailor won't "tick;" When your money's all gone, and your creditors dun for it ; I think you'll agree. That the best plan will be To (I speak in the language of slang) "cut and run for it." Thus, then, reason'd Tolenta of Corteryke, but With this difference, she " ran" to avoid the "cut" Of all cuts "most unkindest" (bad grammar, you know. When it's written by Shakespeare no longer is so), "Which De Eodon had promised her, axe-ing her hand, In a manner no woman of feeling could stand With composure ; so straightway Tolenta resolved To make herself scarce, which manoeuvre involved Much domestic confusion ; each man and each maid llequiring their wages, and board-wages, paid Eor a month in advance ; while the butler grew crusty As his oldest port wine ; and fair Bettye cried " Must I Be the cause of this woe — from my dear mistress sever — Lose my place and my perquisites ! which my endeavour Has still been to draw mild. Well, I never did — neverl" (Then addressing the public at large) " Did you ever?" These arrangements concluded, Tolenta began Packing up— the last duty of travelling man — But the business of life To maid, widow, or wife. Except Ida Pfeiffer, that wonder, who can With umbrella and tooth-brush, reach far Tucatan, And, like Ariel, span The earth with a girdle, which some commentator On Shakespeare imagines must mean the Equator. 78 ■!f GATHERED LEAVES. "Well, she packed up her traps in a leathern valiso, Which contain'd sundry stockings, a nice new , hut he's m 'So gentleman, clearly, who'd, Hobhs-like, the locks Endeavour to pick of so private a box. Then, by way of disguise, Dame Yolenta decided Don't be horrified, dear lady-readers, though I did Myself think it strange that my heroine chose To set out on her rambles attired in such clothes), For convenience of trav'Uing, perhaps, to assume a Mail's dress — not the epicene compromise, Bloomer, But the regular masculine propria qwB marihus, A male cout, a male ■waistcoat, et ceteris paribus, A gay cap and feather, Unfit for had weather, — A sword by her side, and a fine prancing horse, "Which she sat, I'm afraid, not "aside" but "across;" With one groom to attend her — Nought else to defend her — Like a "Young Lochinvar " of the feminine gender, The ill-fated Tolenta rode off at a canter. And became what the stockbrokers term " a levanter." Now you'll please to suppose. That she follow'd her nose, A fine aquiline organ that proudly arose. Filling just the right space On her bright sparkling face, Excelling, as butterfly's better than grub, Those unlucky " retrousses," in plain English, " snub," Which men always pretend to, and often desire. But never can really and truly admire ; GATHERED LEAVES. Ste follow'd her nose To (I blush to disclose For it does seem so forward ; but then no one knows The whys and the wherefores, the cons and the pros, Which decide other folks ; in the fair sex our trust is Extreme ; so we'll strive not to do her iajustice.) For some reason unknown, then, she follow'd her nose To the camp of King Charles, in which Loridon chose To wear out his exile, and solace his woes, By assistiug that monarch to conquer his foes. It were long to relate AU the evils that Fate Seem'd resolved to pour down on our heroine's pate ; How, on reaching the camp. She was told that a scamp Of a i>ouanier, at the last town she quitted, Had, as usual, omitted To see that her passport was legally vise'd ; Although, when she handed his fees to him, he said It was all right and proper And no one would stop her ; Which was false, for it quickly appear'd by the law Of the strong, she was somebody's prisoner of war ; If ext, for fear iu her wrath she a breach of the peace Should commit, or attempt to assault the police, G 81 4 f GATHERED LEAVES They disarm'd her — laid hands on her watch, cham> and seal (All the very best gold, and the watch not much thicker Than a mod'rate sized turnip — no end of a ticker), And hurried her off to the then Pentonville Model Prison, to wait, aU forlorn and alone, And to " carve her name on the Newgate stone," Till this terrible somebody's pleasure was known. GATHERED LEAVES. VALENTINES. P you loves I, as I loves you, Witt an affection strong and true, And always as I wish you do, And promise not to grow up blue, Or write " sweet things," or " Sonnets to . . And never want a bonnet new Until your pin-money is due ; And snub each. " got up " puppy who Dares to presume to flirt with you ; And sew on buttons not a few, As " Wedded Beauty " ought to do ; I'd not mind playing Edwin to Tour Angelina ! "WTiat say you ? ^^^ GATHERED LEAVES. 1 II. AVE you caugM a Valentine ? Prithee, fair one, say. If not, will you, dear, be mine On tliis blessed day ? On this day when lads and lasses. Of themselves make precious asses, Writing sentimental verses (Than which /think nothing worse is), Eaving about hearts of tinder (Calves' hearts roasted to a cinder), Praising up that little stupid, Fat, uutailor'd idiot, Cupid ; Bowing, vowing, tearing, swearing. Lots of horrid lies, declaring All the love they do not feel For the objects of their zeal. Of the Poet MUton, I Prize this observation, " Sentiment is all my eye, Bosh and botheration ! " ^^ 1 E© TO MY VALENTINE. IS Valentine's mom, lore, ■wUcii sweet little birds Are by Cupid declared to devote to their wooing, Addresaiag their mates in soft twittering words. And transacting a vast deal of billing and cooing. — Now if I were a bird, dear, I know what I'd do, I would rise with the lark, and fly straight to your casement, "Where in ornithological language I'd woo, 'Till you answer'd, "I will," and left off with "Amaze- ment;"* But not being a bird, my fond wishes alone Can fly to your presence on wings of the wind, And while coyly my amiable weakness they own. Must hint everything pretty, everything kind. That's the right style of business. Come, don't laugh. For young birds, tho' not old ones, are taken with chaff, And I'd tave you to know, Miss, such chaff as I've written, Is sweet food, wherewith, sundry young birds have been smitten ; And if you've the bad taste my soft lines to despise, I shall deem it a proof that you're more nice than wise! Enclosed is a bracelet, but firmly I swear it. That she who's my Valentiae only shall wear it ; So, dear, decide, vnll you take it, or leave it ? Ah, the bracelet is yours ! by that smile I perceive it. 1856. FOR M. S. DO not ask thy love, The tender joy, the deep emotion. Of loving woman's fond devotion, I do not seek to prove. My path on earth is lonely, And ever mnst he, only Jh In memory of days gone hy, W When thou didst smile, and weep, and I ^M Grew, oh ! so happy, in each radiant smile ; (j Or if the while, A tear upon thy damask cheek lay sleeping. Then for thy sake I fell in love with weeping ;- In memory of those days of joy and sorrow, Sad thoughts, and fancies airy. Breathe tliy first sigh to-morrow, For me, Mary ! Saint Valentine's Jive, 1847. s HEEE are 'briglit and happy hours In tMs dwelling-place of tears, Sunny gleams between the showers, Merry birds and smiling flowers, Hopes that conc[uer fears. ^ , There are many sweets that mingle In the cup of mortal sadness ; Fairy beUs that softly tingle By woodland way and forest dingle, Moving hearts to gladness. There are fairer, brighter things, Star-like gem the path of life : Sympathy that ever brings Friendship on its dove-like wings ; Faithful love tiU death that clings Peace, the sleep of strife. S^^ GATHERED LEAVES. Thus I mused one soft spring morn, "WTiile her clear soprano ringing, The nightingale was sweetly singing From her seat in the old thorn ; Then methought that at my side Harshly thns a Toice replied — " Dreamer, as yon name each blessing, "With your gaze upon the sty "Wrapp'd in a fool's fantasy, Tell me which art thou possessing ? ' ' \ And at these strange words I wonder'd, But the bird was singing stUl, And an echo from the hill Seemed to ask me why I ponder'd. Then I answer'd musingly, "Love, the urchin, ever roving To and fro, stUl passes by, Glancing with a roguish eye. Leaving me unloved, unloving. " Better so, for love," I said, " Flashes like a meteor gleam ; GATHERED LEAVES. And realities but seem Harsher by the light it shed. " I have many a loving friend ; "With their pleasant voices near me, And their sympathy to cheer me, I win wear Ufe to its end. " And when death has had his will SpartUng eyes for me wiU weep. Loyal hearts a comer keep, For our friendship's memory stUl." '^.-i-Wr'- GATHERED LEAVES. EPITAPH. ERE lies Belinda ! sad her early doom ! Should perjured Cymon e'er approach her tomb, These simple lines her tragic fate impart — " A check' d flirtation settled on her heart ! ' M =^^^$fe GATHERED LEAVES. LINES FOE MUSIC, READ not tlie dark to-morrow, Never weep, Waking is full of sorrow, Prithee sleep ! Sleep shall bright visions yield thee, Angel forms With their soft wings shall shield thee From Life's storms : With their calm eyes behold thee. On thee smile, In their fond arms enfold thee, Eor a while. Then, when thine eyes unclosing Thou shalt wake, Ev'n from that soft refreshing Comfort take. Nor in Hfe's darkest hour Yainly sigh, Prayer hath mighty power, God is nigh ! 1^ ND so to-morrow being your natal day, By somebody you're owed an ode you say ; I'd be that body with the greatest pleasure, But I can't write an ode — why, even the measure " My spirit knows not : " then, another thing, I lack the where-with-all to say or sing — I can't find matter. Now were I your lover A thousand tender nothings I'd discover — A sonnet to your eyebrow — I don't doubt you Have such a feature as that same about you ; But for my life I don't believe upon it I could compose that slow affair, a sonnet. Let's try — "Hail, lovely eyebrow ! " — no. That's what I classically term "no go." Eyebrows won't pay ; none but a lover amorous Could on so very mild a theme grow clamorous. And woe betide your lover ; I've my doubts That you're a little flirt, or thereabouts ; One who for years has sacrificed, sans scruples, "Whole generations of enamour'd pupils. 106 r*^^ ^*^ Were I their tutor thus I'd wisely preaeh 'Gainst woman's wiles a remedy to teach : " Fond youths beware — her dangerous presence fly, To sigh for Polly were bad policy ; Whate'er your principles, Low Church or High, Avoid that error, Mary-olatry." i And yet I know not, while I write a feeling Akin to what they call compunction's stealing Across me — men ere now have sought the noose Of marriage with a much less fair excuse. 107 =^i3s f s aS; ^^fc GATHERED LEAVES. Perliaps you're not a flirt, or if you are There are worse things than flirting extant, far.. The unconscious coquetry a pretty woman Displays by nature only proves her human — Just to be sweetly arch, and mUdly ^^piteful, But makes her, entre nous, the more delightful. In short, dear Mary, let's for once be friends. And as my rudeness asks some slight amends I'U wish you on your birthday wishes three Health, happiness, and last not least shaU be That summum bonum termed " un bon parti;" But when you've got them, and enjoy them rarely Don't quite forget your loving friend Frank Fairlegh. LINES WRITTEN TO MISS AUGUSTA SHORT. long for Stort, and yet to long in vain, Is little short of bitter longiag pain ; Too short a time I've known thee, or too long, I'm too short-sighted to teU right from wrong; Nor can I note old Father Time's variety, Enchanted in such short and sweet society. GATHERED LEAVES. But when each short angelic visit's o'er The long and lazy hours progress no more. Happy the man who gives thy father's daughter A longer name (it cannot well be shorter) : He need not envy the exalted station Of Albert, husband to the British nation, Around whose princely brow all honours cluster, For though the Queen's August, yet you're Augusta ! THE LOVER'S REBUKE TO HIS HEART. HT dost tiou start, Thou foolish, flutt'ring heart ? She is not near ; Or if that she were here, "Why need her gentle presence thus alarm thee ? She -would not harm thee. When through the woodland ways My lady strays. All timid things that fly Man's company Come forth to meet her ; With songs the wild birds greet her. Then, foolish, flutt'ring heart, it is my will That thou lie still." =^^^^^= GATHERED LEAVES. THE HEART'S EEPLY. ASTEE," the heart replied, " When 'gainst thy side, My prison-house, I strike with wild emotion 'Tis not with coward fear I tremble here, But an excess of anxious love's devotion. Thou say'st the presence of thy peerless dame Maketh all wild things tame ; Then grant me liberty To her to fly. Dear master, we must part. For thou hast lost thy heart ; Tet grieve not, nor with sorrow hang thy head, For if I once may rest Upon her breast, I'll gain for thee her loving heart instead.' GATHERED LEAVES, THE PEATER OF THE WEAEY HEART. > \ H give me rest ! the toil of life, Tte petty cares, tte petty strife, Tte hourly crosses that apart From deeper griefs consume my heart, And leave a desolation there Akin to, if 'tis not, despair. These call for rest. Oh give me rest ! for youth is gone, And middle-age comes darkly on, Experience has heen hardly bought. Amhition palls, and Fame is nought ; With chary measure Faith is given. And Hope is dead, and Love's in heaven. I pant for rest. Oh give me rest ! the curse for sin "Was life-long toil ; hut death came in A hlessing in disguise to free God's felons from their misery ; I 113 m GATHERED LEAVES The prison-term of life being o'er, The weary heart will ache no more, Por death is rest. 1, Yes, death is rest ; beyond the grave Dim forms their mystic pinions wave ; Eepentance yet may pardon move. For angels lell, and God is love. We know in part, in part we see, " Ye heavy-laden come to Me And I will give you rest." ^^ 0"WAED heart, no more repining, ISli^ Cease to weep. Greatness dwelletli in resigning. Steadfast keep. Heed riot though the years pass hy thee ; Each bright thing that they deny thee Might have proved a curse to try thee, Dark and deep. :■' %i2: ■j--^iKA-~i "Woman's love in youth's bright morning, Silly heart ; "Woman's Jove may change to scorning, May depart. Couldst thou gain affection's treasure, 'Tis a fond and fleeting pleasure, Cruel death hath ta'en its measure, "With his dart. i GATHERED LEAVES, jS'oble heart, be true, be earnest "Watch and wait. Good for evil thou returnest. That is great ! Brave heart, all true honour lies In a life-long sacrifice. Stars shine clear above the skies, Conquer fate ! Dost thou pant for man's approving ? 'Tis the sand; With each idle zephyr moving O'er life's strand. Write thy name ! let crowds adorn it ! Ere the waves of time pass o'er it, Some new idol shall before it Proudly stand. 1851. ^ A SONG. EAET, weary life, Wilt thou never cease ? Acliing, acUng heai't, Canst thou ne'er find peace ? Ever dost thou leave me False hope and unkind ? StiU. wilt thou deceive me Cruel faith and blind? Sunshine of my spirit, Thou too soon hast fled — "Wearily I wander. Youth and love are dead ; Life unloved, unloving. Darker than the grave, Death from grief removing. Death alone can save. =^^ Sleep, thy drowsy pinions O'er my eyelids move, Still my throbbing pulses, Let me dream of love ; Give me hack the seeming Of the hopes that were ; Thus perchance may dreaming Calm awhile despair. OVED best ! " As one with parch' d and burning lips, That part to rave in fever's wild nnrest, Quaffs the cool cup, and eager sips and sips, So eager drink some cars the words, " Loved best." > Efey^W/i- QATHERED LEAVES. As sighs the captive in bis dungeon pent, On the stone couch his 'vreary limbs have prest, Till Ufe, and hope, and energy are spent, So sigh some aching hearts the words, " Loved best." As breathes the south wind o'er some happy vale, Kissing the wild flowers to iheir dreamless rest, And ling'ring o'er their beauties sweet and frail, So breathe some favour'd lips the words, " Loved best.'' Loved best, this earth is heaven, unloved 'tis hell ! Death finds a refuge, and the grave gives rest : Pray for that soul when sounds its passing knc41, Has pined a lifetime lor the words, "Loved best." HT we meet, why part again, God alone can tell, All the pleasure, all the pain. In His counsels dwell. m II. Friend, this life is drear and lone, And we wander to and fro. As the swallows come and go, Seeking rest, and finding none. Priend, this life is very strange, Whence we came, or where we go, "We may guess, hut cannot know, All seems chance and change. TO L. K. Y. (with a PRESCEIPIION'.) PASS'D by night through the deserted streets ; Calm stars gazed down from out the tranquil sky ; Pensive policemen linger'd on their beats, With aspect of serene authority ; The busy hum of men no longer greets The listening ear ; for all in slumber lie. Then, as the moonbeams eool'd my throbbing brow, I thought of thee, and of my plighted tow. 122 ^I^^^K rA-ii. GATHERED LEAVES There are wto basely promise, and forget, Or, perjured, to the ear their promise keep, But lie to the intent — a shallow set The first, the last, unprincipled but deep. Thy friend was not of these ; he would not let Falsehood profane bis lips ; so ere asleep He fell, he tied his handkerchief in what Witlings might term a don't-forget-me knot. He roused at daybreak — that is, he turn'd out Just before nine o'clock ; and like the rose. Sprinkled with heavy wet (I don't mean stout), He sought to blow, but could not ; for his nose Met with a Gordian knot, entwined about In many a tortuous fold. I don't propose To tell you what he said, but, if he spoke A naughty word, it must have been in joke. Eeminded of his promise, then he sent For a prescription by one Dr. Stone, Wherein are hieroglyphics which are meant To tell us that in all mild cases one. In more severe ones two pills, must be spent Upon the patient ; when six hours have flown. To be repeated ; and he hopes, sans scoffing. Alike they'll save yon from your cough and coffin ! 123 a^ GATHERED LEAVES. A SERENADE. EEATHE cool on my forehead, soft breeze of tie night, My brow that is throbbing. My brow that is burning, My cheeks fever flushing, my lips quivering white ; 124 ■i GATHERED LEAVES. Creep close to my bosom, and nestle thee there. My heart, wildly beating, will give thee glad greeting, To still its despair ; Will give thee glad greeting, and welcome thy meeting, Bright spirit of air. Although on thy pinions cold death thou shouldst bear. I love, and she loves not ; she dreams while I weep. My eyes, never closing. Obtain no reposing, But under her window their .sad vigil keep. I love, and she loves not ; the tale is so old, The tale is so dreary, the ages are weary Of hearing it told ; And yet repetition, with doleful addition. Shows others enroll' d In this army of martyrs to proud hearts and cold. W" ^ i ^fi^^^ (FATHERED LEAVES A REMONSTRANCE. HY dost thou bless me, dear one, "With thy love so bright and warm ? Per I am a dark and a lonely thing, A wUd bird drooping with broken wing, An oak by lightning shiver'd and scathed. A beetling rock by the wild waves laved. 5^^^ Cold and stern and lonely ; Pierced by the arrow, rent by the storm. Wby sbouldst tbou glad me only "With, thy love so tender and warm ? Why should thy smiles, sweet sunshine, E,est on my saddened brow ? The wounded eagle pines alone ; Flowers blossom not on the cold grey stone ; And the ivy that clings to the shattered oak Clings but to fall 'neath the woodman's stroke. Weary thought and carking care. Deep have they traced their furrows e'en now. "Why should thy smiles, sweet sunshine, Eest on my throbbing brow ? GATHERED LEAVES. "ALONE." TILL o'er the trackless sea of life My bark toils wearily alone ; Alone I stem the wild waves' strife, And hear the sad wind's plaintive moan. Par from each shore of calm content, From sunny islands of delight, Alone my cheerless course is bent, 'So sun by day, no star by night. Alone I watch the drifting cloud, And list the sea-bird's boding cry ; Alone, like ghost in circling shroud, I view the pale foam gliding by. Alone, dark thoughts assail my breast "Wild wishes, sad regrets, which tear The heartstrings with a fierce unrest That mocks the calmness of despair. 128 f II GATHERED LEAVES. Eegrets ! alas, regrets are vain ; Tumultuous longings all pass by ; If wisli be left me, 'tis again To rest on one loved heart — and die. m I 129 r^^ "B^V= '^ :i LILY FLOWER. RUSTING hearts are oft betray'd, Shady bower, treach'rous bower, Fickle youth and silly maid, Heedless Lily riowcr. He was comely and tall to view. Keen of eye, but of heart untrue ; That, alas ! she little knew, Simple Lily Flower. Eglantine and heartsease grew Eound the shady bower. Spring was young, and he seem'd true, Happy Lily Flower. Summer blossoms soon have past ; Bending 'neath the autumn blast. Dost thou guess the truth at last, Drooping Lily Flower ? d -x. t\ f ^ GATHEKED LEAVES. Hangs the cold, relentless snow On the leafless bower. Man's false love brings woman's woe, Fading Lily Flower. ^ K'o loving hand was there to save, Heav'n has ta'en the life it gave. Lay her in her early grave, "Weep for Lily Flower. i^:f^ SAINT PERE. LOYE thee not, and yet relief Gladdens my soul, when thou art near. And all dear things seem still more dear, And sorrow loses half its grief. I do not love thee, yet 'tis sweet To tell thee all my inner life. And how I strive or fail in strife, And sit disciple at thy feet. Thou art so strong where I am weak ; And when perchance my narrower mind Meets cruel deed with word unkiad, Thou teachest gentler phrase to speak. I do not love thee, yet thy smile Sheds such sweet sunshine o'er my heart-, I can but sit and weep apart, "When shadows cloud thy brow awhile. GATHERED LEAVES. I love thee not with human love, When passion with its fierce unrest Gladdens or rends the throbbing breast, And weary earth seems heaven above. As dying saint, we part adore Part mourn, and still would gladly give A thousand lives to bid him live. So love I thee, nor less nor more. January, 1862. A CHARACTER. EEY good eyes which, are train'd to express Things inexpressible, what I can't guess ; Mouth rather wide, but a rare one for chattering^ Smart observations and compliments flattering ; Hair black by candle-light, seen ia the day, Untre nous, it is slightly "chenhiUed" with grey. in4 Somethmg red for a headdress the dark locks enclosing, Quite original, neat, picturesque, and imposing. Gown, the simple white muslin of sweet seventeen. Most outrageously bustled with stijQf crinoline. Short sleeves and long body, made, dear me. Oh fye ! Most excessively low where it ought to be high. Impertinent shoulders, by way of variety, Protruded, denuded, defying propriety, As a last forlorn hope of some marrying " spec " She now strives, like a race-horse, to win ly a neoh. Then she sings tragic songs up to concert pitch taught, "With expression all borrow'd, and feeling all bought. She sighs forth the woes of some desolate maid With a heart smash'd to bits, and affections betray' d, And she flirts most tremendously fast when she can, "Which is every time she addresses a man. " Is that you, Mr. D ? Lor ! I am so surprised ! "Where's my poor little rosebud you told me you prized? Lost ! I'll never forgive you, you promised to save it. Is that a forget-me-not ? Yes, you may have it. Don't lose that ! Must you go ? "Well, I hope I shall see You to-morrow. Ah! How do you do, Mr. B." Thus reversing the proverb, she thinks it's the thing To possess, flirting double, two beaux to her string. She's a capital memory, talks of the stage In the year '28, -when Sontag was the rage, Which unwise retrospection quite makes one think (ought I To conceal the idea ?) that she's not far from forty. GATHERED LEAVES. fair HOPE ON, HOPE EVEE ! HERE are who deem it best, To make of love a jest, A pleasant sport on Valentine's morning ; But to such triflers I Would gravely thus reply, Take heed lest careless loving caU. forth scorning. Then to my lady fair WUl I my love declare, Ever in warmest and in briefest measure ; As men the casket mould, Of brightest, purest gold, "Which shall contain their rarest, costliest treasure. Dear one, if you and I, Loving, could live and die, This darksome earth would be as fair as heaven ; But lonely tears and woe Are our sad lot below, Until repented sins shall be fwgiven. 1.37 W^ GATHERED LEAVES. Over each beauteous thing Yet the dark shadows cling, Shades that descend from sinning and from sorrow ; Eut when the night is past, Dawn shall appear at last, Bright with the glory of the long to-morrow. ODE. EEMINGr the rhymer's ai-t was mine, Thou hadst me write a valentine, And gavest me as fair a theme As e'er inspired poet's dream ; Saying, my guerdon rare should be A bright and sunny smUe from thee ; And I that dear reward to win ^Vould fain at once the task begin. Despite the raven voice of fate, Which teUs of twelve long months to wait, E'er time again on circling wing. Saint Valentine's fair mom shall bring — Astute Minerva ! goddess high ! Deign to assist thy votary ; Come to my aid, and bring with thee Thine handmaid, ingenuity ; And help me with some cunning wile To cheat old Time, and win "the smUe." Thanks, for the bright idea, 'Tis said her natal day draws near. 139 i f Might not a birthday ode obtain The recompense I pant to gain ? 'Tis a fair scheme, and boldly I Eesolve at once the chance to try ; For still the proverb true we trace, "Faint heart ne'er won fair lady's grace." "Wait a bit, not so fast, 'tis a horrible plague ; But I'm free to confess "What perhaps you won't guess, (For in one who writes verses No ignorance worse is), ily ideas of an ode are excessively vague : 'Tis true I've read loads Of Horace's odes. There's the first, which no doubt at the time had a great run, In which he " soft sawders " Maecenas his patron, And tells him he springs From a race of old kings. Then there's " Olim jam satis," "Which nought very great is ; And' another to Lydia, "Where he calls her " oandidior Nives," which epithet doubtless you know Eefers to her skin, and means "whiter than snow." 140 ^1 But these odes are all Latin, and Latin won't do To send to a lady, unless " she's a blue ; " Which, thank goodness, you're not, for there's nothing more shocking Than that pedant in petticoats term'd a blue stocking. One who stuffs down your throat without any apology A succession of horrors all ending in " ology." Or, by way of variety, Favours society. "With her private opinion respecting broad gauges. The potato disease, or the low rate of wages : No, depend on it, blue Is a hose that won't do. The best test that young ladies can choose for their hose, And their minds, and their ribbons, is " couleur de rose," But stay, I'm forgetting my ode all this time, It behoves me to alter the style of my rhyme. And rejecting the comic, attempt the sublime. Hail to the happy hour that gave thee birth ! When first on earth Those beaming eyes so eloquently bright Beheld the Ught! ^^^=^^^= GATHERED LEAVES Gaily spring flowers blossoin'd on that day, Young gladsome birds the budding sprays among Burst forth in festal song, And deemed it May. Hail to the day that marks thy Tvomanhood ! All wishes good Attend thee, and preserve thee as thou art, True of heart ; And innocent and happy, for thy years Have yet been few ; and still perchance to thee Seems it, earth cannot be A vale of tears. Long may it be, e'er sorrow's ebon wing It's shadows fling O'er that fair face, or quench that sunny smile In tears the while. But if some tears must fall, may it be given, When still the troubled spirit finds relief For every grief From Heaven ! There, I'm sure that's enough Of such serious stuff, I can't write any more, 'Tis no end of a bore. ^^^^^= ^ I suppose that's an ode, if it's not I can't tell What it is ; but no douht it will do just as well. Thus, I think, I may reckon my labours are done, And lay claim to " the smile " as a prize fairly won. So, fair lady, you'd better get ready for granting one, And, Carina, take care it's a very enchanting one ! But should you prove false, or refuse to bestow it. You may (mark my words, for I wish you to know it), Find some other to flirt with, and get a new poet ! OATHERED LBA.VES LEBE WOHL ! EBE wohl, ach! lebe woU ! Words of grief too often spoken : Dear sister of my inmost soul, "With, tearful eyes and hearts half broken ! Yet 'twas not thus we parted, no ! One pressure of the heart, one sigh, One glance from half averted eye. Was all the sign that spoke our woe. Yet ever as some parting knell Eings on mine ear that word farewell. Lebe wohl, ach ! lebe wohl ! Weary leagues of distance sever, Angry waves between us roll. Parting now may prove for ever. But should it be so, still to me. When half my soul is from me reft. One source of happiness is left, Of bygone hours the memory — Even farewell no gloom can cast O'er bright reflections of the past. ^ Lebe -wdhl, acli ! lebe wolil ! Say, dost thou ever think upon The happy moments that we stole (Too brief, perchance for ever gone), "When midst the gay and careless throng, Apart we spake of holy things. High thoughts and bright imaginings, Flowers strewn the path of life along. Farewell was then no word of sorrow, "We parted, but to meet to-morrow. Lebe wohl, ach ! lebe wohl ! For months, for years, or till at last For us the funeral bell may toll. To say another soul has pass'd. Then if our faith be not in vain, Nor vain th' inspiring hope that Heaven To prayer and penitence is given, My sister, we may meet again "Where love eternal rests alone. And farewell is a word unknown ^i f^ }{ ^•l'-. '*§— GATHEKED LEAVES IN VAIN ? f f HAVE lived and loved in vain ! " True, as far as this life goes. — Have I lived and loved in vain ? GrOD, who knows the future, knows. Is there then a life to come ? Shall again the " dry bones " live ? One alone can call us home, God the giver, let Him give. LINES WRITTEN FOR THE BAZAAR Mnto iciw im m^ |ntostnal Stfjwls. TNG a song of sixpence, a pocket full of rye!" We quote a nursery lyric, and we're going to tell you vHy. We are about to sing a song, and sing for money, too ; But " rye " mil not our pockets fill, nor yet will " sixpence do." "We want good Queen Victoria's tead, with its bright golden hair, Emboss'd upon a golden coin, as fits a gem so rare : Nor can the brain of wit or sage a better change suggest, Tor Sovereign such as England boasts, than that which we request. In letters six we'll briefly state what may our object be — To teach poor children A B C, we want your £ s. d. Small brats who through the streets run wild, and lisp the tongue vehicular, Term'd slang, we'll send to infant schools to shout out "Perpendicular," 1 €,. GATHERED LEAVES. As they point their little fingers to the rafters overhead, And to murmur "Horizontal" when they lie them down in bed. Then older hoys shall know the joys of adding and subtracting, And " rule of three " less puzzling be when business is transacting. Or if we get our "Buttons" through a course of " wlgax fractions,'" Our crockery may sufier less from his untaught exac- tions. Then at our hands the softer sex shall due attention claim, Each little child shall curtsey if we only breathe her name; The elder girls being taught to wash and iron, bake and boil, Stiff starch we'll wear, and praise hard fare, first pro- ducts of their toil. To sew her " Edwin's " buttons on we'll teach each "Angelina," And rustic swains will thus be kept much better fed and cleaner. Therefore, good friends, the more you give to help our good intentions. The better we can carry out our notable inventions ; 148 ffi! But even if with, all your aid we cau't reform society, We should on tlie old crab-stock, man, engraft a new variety. If we should teach some simple child the narrow path to tread, Boldly to brave the fight of Hfe, and rest its weary head Where true rest only can be found, you not in vain have given Tour gold or silver mite towards the treasury of Heaven. Feank FAIBLEaS. THE EKB. i^ LONDOS : FEINTED BY JAMES S, VIRTUE, cirv rOAD. I i^^r— " 3^'^^ ^^^ BY FRANK E. 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