IffW i"^ - B'H 'tar-,. ,r ^. PROM THE INCOME OF THE FISKE ENDOWMENT FUND THE BEQUEST OF I/ibrarian of the University 1868-1883 1905 ^.aciq:i4-s zimlif^ 3184 The date sho'ws when this voluitie was taken. ook copy the cal the^librarian. To renev -this book copy the call No. and give to dlDra HOME USE RULES. * ^All Boaka^ubiect to Recall. All books . must i be retuf ned at end.of col- lege year lor inspec- tion and repairs. Students must re- turn all books before leavi«ig town.- Officers should . arrange for the return ,of bookg wanted during their absence from town. pooks'-oieeded by, more than one person are held on the reserve" list. Volumes of periodi- cals and of paihphlets 'are held in the library as^ much as possible. For' special ]^urpo'ses they are given out fot a limited time. Borrowers should, not use their library priyileges for the bene- fit, of other perpousr "Books of special. value and .gift books, • when the giver wishes it, are not allowed to circulate. iReaders are asked . to report .„*fll "bases of books' marked or muti- • lat«i. eok» b y marta and writing. Cornell University Library PR 9599.B88R3 1903 Re-echoes from Coondambo. 3 1924 013 248 137 The original of tliis book is in tine Cornell University Library. There are no known copyright restrictions in the United States on the use of the text. http://www.archive.org/details/cu31 92401 32481 37 /'Te^t-o y€^ /?^^oo<_^ Re-Echoes from Coondambo By Robert Bruce Author of Benbonuna," "Reminiscences of an Old Squatter,' etc London John Long 13 & 14 Norris Street, Haymarket 1903 A %q=\ ^4 DEDICATION. THIS BOOK IS AFFECTIONATELY DEDICATED TO MY WIFE AS THE TRUEST FEIEND I POSSESS. ROBT. Bruce. TO MY READERS. I HAVE named this book " Re-Echoes from Coondambo " to distinguish it from its predecessor, " Echoes from Coondambo," now out of print. In the present volume, while retaining most of the contents of " The Echoes," I have added a considerable amount of new matter, while in order to suit, if possible, the prevailing taste for galloping rhymes, I have reconstructed several of the old pieces. I think it will be patent to observant readers that my aim has been to present life-like pictures in these pages rather than to pose as a poet, and I trust they will be able to jancy they see the scenes described. I have every reason to believe that the " Echoes" met with a large amount of favour from the reading public of South Aus- tralia, to whom till now my books have alone been offered. I may say that when a young man I made a long East Indian voyage before the mast, and since then a good many sea trips both in sailing vessels and steamers as passenger, consequently sea life is nearly as familiar to me as that of the bush. That I ought to know from long experience all the phases of a bush life the notices which follow by the two leading South Australian Journals will prove, and I have only to add that I trust HOME readers who take the trouble to peruse the " Re-Echoes " will be interested and amused. I am, &c., ROBT. BRUCE. i. AUTHOR'S COEEECTIONS. AUTHOR'S COERECTIONS. Page 3, last line, for " Those dusky gangs " read "Then dusky gangs. " Page 42, line 1, for " In a very " read " In very." Page 57, line 10, for "A wager is laid " read " A wager he's laid." Page 81, last line, for '"Neath every" read '"Neath ev'ry." Page 88, line 21, for "I mean scrubby" read "but yon scrubby." Page 93, line 4, for "dolphin and seaniew'' read "Dolphin and Seamew." Page 139, line 3, for "re Noah and the vine,'' read "re Noah and vine." Page 149, line 8, for " The saddest heart " read " Of saddest heart." Page 179, line 16, for "Yet I remarked " read "yet still remarked." Page 209, line 28, for " and for market stock but too" read " and market stock but all too." Page 219, line 1, for "With thick masses" read " With thicker masses. " Page 220, line 3, for "raindrops fingered" read " raindrop fingered. " Page 397, line 2, for "her lofty taper " read "her taut and taper. " Note. — As the word iron to my ear will not sound rhythmi- cally, except as one of two syllables, I always use it as such. Perhaps over many pieces in this book are marked "Air, Bonny Dundee," but it is my favourite measure, and one that I find lends itself most readily as a vehicle of description. Of course, there is no reason why any irrepressible Harris amongst my readers should not surfeit musical tea parties with the said pieces, but I do not expect or wish him to do so. RoBT. Bruce. PRESS NOTICES. A South Australian Novel.— Messrs. W. K. Thomas & Co. have published a new novel entitled " Benbonuna : A Tale of the Fifties," for Mr. Robert Bruce, the well-known squatter, and have sent us a copy for review. The fact that this work of fiction has already been published in The Evening Journal Vfill doubtless be accepted by judicious readers as a sort of hallmark attesting its possession of merit. On account of his literary style Mr. Bruce has been termed " The Rolf Boldrewood of South Australia," and it is in no excess of compliment that we express the opinion that few, if any, of Mr. Browne's writings excel in literary quality the best of Mr. Bruce's. The latter, moreover, has the additional advantage of being a poet as well as a, prose writer. Even those who may be disposed to question the justice of the comparison made herein will not cavil at the proposition that few men in any part of the colonies know more of bush life than the author of "Benbonuna." The mysterious solitudes of the interior of the Australian Continent are an open book to him, and in this romance of his he reveals to those in less fortunate circumstances some of the invaluable knowledge which he gained while enduring the privations and vicissitudes of a pastoral pioneer's life. The work is full of what is known as local colour, and if the plot contains nothing particularly sensational it is very human and very faithful alike to life and to nature. We confidently advise our readers to purchase "Benbonuna." — The Register (Adelaide, South Aus- tralia), March 17th, 1900. Messrs. W. K. Thomas & Co., the publishers, have sent us a copy of the latest work of Mr. Robert Bruce, author of "Benbo- nuna" and "Echoes from Coondambo." It contains the "Remi- niscences of an Old Squatter. " Mr. Bruce's first entry into Port Augusta was on a hot morning in January, 1858, and since then he resided almost continuously in the Far North until his removal Vlll. PRESS NOTICES. to Adelaide a few months ago. No one knows more of pastoral life in the country where his station was situated than does Mr. Bruce, and as he possesses a charming style he is able to make his narrative exceedingly interesting. His book abounds in humour, and it also contains a, large amount of useful information, while interspersed among the more solid relations are many poetical eiiusions, for Mr. Bruce is an expert in rhyme as in ordinary prose. There are now very few of the old regime of pastoralists left in Australia, but these reminiscences call up many pleasing memories of those ancient days when the Burra was accounted "Far North," and when the areas as wheat-growing districts had not been heard of. — The Advertiser (Adelaide, South Australia), March 15, 1902. Ke-gchees fi[0m geendamb® TKE H0»T OF THE MAHAWtRTA COOOt^A.^ INTEODUCTION. Where now than you, a kangaroo, grown reader, is much smaller, In prehistoric times they grew till bulkier and taller ; Indeed, gigantic was their size. See skeletons discovered On Callabonna's famous lake, which were for ages covered By saline grime that in this clime oft takes the place of howie," And so the name, from Nigs obtain, (up here) of muccai cowie. Now, mucca me your time will waste, but start at once my story — That deals with monster kangaroo — I got from legend hoary.. So stretch your ears. I mean, prepare with grain of salt, ta Swallow A narrative of hunting field, which beats all others hollow..' 1, Manawirta Coodla^Very big kangaroo. 2. Howie or cowie— water.. EE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. FYTTE I. Quoth Ooratunga's stalwart King, unto his dusky henchmen, " Since record drought, 'tis hard to find fit game on which to trench men, For tho' we stumble now and then on wardoo,^ 'tis a buppa' That certainly would scarce suffice for fifty strong men's supper ; While all the manawirta ones are bogged in Callabonna,' As fatal to the famished brutes as dose of belladonna ; But then, before the drought broke up, they lived on sticks and water, And therefore, save as bone mill grist, would barely pay for slaughter. But with this grass on saltbush flat, in watercourse, and gutter, \ionly they were living now they'd all be fat as butter." " My worde ! " " Him bin big one fat ! " " Me plenty like to eat 'em ! " As interjected here, will show how Callabdns would treat 'em. "The Tacta,* doubt you, gentlemen" — His Majesty con- tinues — " You've lately run far more to teeth, than useful bones and sinews ; But listen, now, there's little left of wobma' with the body Of bulky wirra,^ which I slew with boomerang and waddy ; 1. Wardoo-wombat. 2. Buppa-Uttle. 3. Callabouna-lake where great fossil bones were found. 4. Tacta-dertl or derils. 5. Wobma-carpet snake. 6. Wura— gum tree. THE HUNT OF THE MANAWIETA COODLA, ?. At least, no saddle joint is left to please our royal eye, sirs — It lives again in momerty -^ besides, 'tis rather high, sirs, So leaving it for wocalla,'' for wildoo,' and for weepa,^ We'll slay the last big coodla left — that spring-heeled gnoorie" leaper. Yes, Ikey Mo', of Palestine — for Solomon gold buying — Arrived in broken-winded state, averring he'd been flying From kangaroo that, to his view, lopp'd easily creation — For spread of ears, for length of tail, and total elevation. You know the rest — old Ikey Mo' was fat, and over forty j We therefore kindly ioo& him in — when hungry we're not haughty. Well, now he's gone, and 'tis a case of hunting will I, nil I, So rouse those lazy varlets up, my faithful Bardoo Billy." All slowly rise the Ooratungs, in garbs of grease and ashes. With yawns that open up their heads like thrown-wide window sashes ; They rub their eyes, they scratch their heads, and stretch like thriving cattle. Yet seem too tight about the chest for chase of game or battle. But, hunt again, must those wild men, or dine oiF Jew too. tender To be fit meat for blacks to eat, or cross a kitchen fender. So, grasping toes on long spears close to save distressful) bending, Those dusky gangs, with boomerangs and figures still un- bending, 1. Momerty— gentles. 2. Wocalla — crows, 3. WUdoo — Eagle or Eagles, 4. Weepa — ^Aiite. . 6. Gnoorie— silTer wattle. 6. Bardoo Billy— Meat Billy, 4 RE-ECHOES PKOM COONDAMBO. Troop off iti,to the forest near of eucalypts primeval. Like swart, uncanny, brood of him — the Father of all evil. «' Manawirta Coodla, Tura^ plenty ketch 'em ! Plenty kill 'em, cut 'em up ; To the wurleys fetch 'em. Plenty lubra eat 'em — Pickaninny too ; Plenty dig corroboree Long o' Moolooloo." Like feline concert highly pitched, when Tib to Tom is calling, This hymn into the atmosphere is hurled in squalls ap- palling By toothless hags whose skins, like bags, hang o'er their frames too loosely — For time, you know, long, long ago, has wrinkled them profusely. And so the lot like huge toads squat, their poolkas^ near them sprawling, While crows hop round, on plunder bound, by pickaninnies crawling. It is a scene, right well I ween, to eyes aud nose affecting, And so we'll haste to hunt that beast and leave them camp protecting. " But hark to that banging ! that ponderous clanging ! Like din of huge hammers when pounding away 1. Tura— blackfellow. 2. Poolka— old man. THE HUNT OF THE MANAWIETA COODLA. 5 On mass hot and chunkey, or that of steam monkey, When driving a pile down in Wallaroo Bay ; But only far faster. By Jingo ! my master ! That CQodla, it must be ! 'tis coming this way ! O ! if he should drop on us, that is, should hop on us, Ramm'd out of sight we will be in the clay. Here, slip round this gum-tree, and whate'er may come, be As cool as a cucumber, ready to dodge His toenails and cadley,-' that tear and bang badly When he from tight corners a foe would dislodge ; And now, without lying, you'd swear he was flying. As over those mulgas and myalls he sails. Just look, how he's going ! while blackfellows, blowin g, Through cuticles sodden, pour sweat by the pails. There's Pooteperunta — a ring-tailed old hunter — He's leading the niggers, altho' about done. While royal Pangiltie, who runs with Ooliltie, Already has had quite enough of the fun. So roars out " Coo ! ^ Coolga, wandinga ! ^ A mulga Might just as well try up to Tintoo* to grow. As we, by still running, to capture that cunning Old Coodla, so off to the wurlies we'll go." Where now the springy step % the poise Of ochered head ? the glutton's joys ? Ah, where ? 1. Cadley— tail. 2. Coo— equivalent to Hoi 3, Coolga, wandinga— stop that's enough. 4. Tintoo— the sun. fi Ej;-ECHOES FEOM COONDAMBO. Those dusky hunters homeward go Like funeral procession — slow ; For bare Are brawny backs, which now should bend 'Neath provender for wife and friend To eat ; And who so long for grimey spoil — These niggers don't object to soil on meat — But, ah ! as they to camp draw near This discord rises shrill and clear. " Me l>zg one hungry ; Me big one growl ; J\/0 good that Pangiltie ; Me like wilkah^ howl. Eat 'em pickaninny S'pose 'em not get bardoo ; ^ What for not catch coodla ? No good that one nardoo ! " ' Here savage Pangiltie, who scowls thro' his miltie, Observes in a tone that is meant to convince — " Just shut up that howling, or else there'll be growling ; I'll chop your old baggages up into mince ; 'Tis time you were waddied, or well with spears prodded, So thank your kind stars that you're skinny and tough. For, if fit for cooking, and succulent looking, There'd be for the rest of us bardoo enough. 1. Wilkah— wild dog. 2. Bardoo— meat. 3. Nardo— very innutricious seed f bund in Bwamps. THE HUNT OF THE MANAWIRTA COODLA. '" Like terrified winkles those bundles of wrinkles Shrink into their shells, represented by skins, And even the poolkas, like timid old oolkas,^ Have never a word in defence of their gins ; That camp as if under a sky full of thunder Is scarcely the place to feel wholly at ease, For, lacking the carving, all hands are near starving, Excepting the insects we'll write down as fleas. Each gin with small baby now mutters, " He'll, may be, Just order my darling by way of a snack ; I'll give it its gnummie,^ and then if 'tis dumb, he May not, in the darkness, get on to its track. Yes, things at low water are now in this quarter, With never a halfcaste of eatable age To tide over matters, in " toad-in-hole" batters. So, reader, we'll turn to a livelier page. FYTTE II. A fierce dust is rising, in manner surprising — It rushes and whirls on the furious blast, Till wretched old niggers — deplorable figures — All blind, and begrimed, on their beam-ends are cast. *Where, firmly believing their spooks will be leaving On dust bother'd pinions for regions unknown, 1. Oolkaa— Kangaroo rats. 2. Gnummie— milk. In a very heavy dust storm, in the great drought of '64, the natives told me " all about blackfellow and all about white fellow tumble down," and meant what they said. Blacks believe that their vital essences prowl about after death, with a predilection for old wurlies they occupied in life.— R.B. KE-ECHOES FEOM COONDAMBO. They crouch with a stoical patience, heroical, 'Cause inside and out they're too solid to groan. But sturdy Gerunta, tho' rarely a grunter, Just hints 'tis Nick's weather and very own wind, While royal Pangiltie and Doctor Pilliltie Expectorate brickbats and bits of their mind, Which last I'll not render in English, for tender Young readers might find them a little too rough. For even as mutter'd, sneez'd, cough'd up, and splutter'd, The audience finds them quite risky enough. But hark to that rumbling. Electrical grumbling ! And mark ! through the dense dust huge storms drops are tumbling, Which, quicker, and quicker. And thicker, and thicker. Descend till the landscape is one sheet of liquor, While creeks, lately dry. Are all foaming bank high. And lightning in zigzags is rending the sky — Or rather, vast thunderclouds, rolling in masses. Now blacker than tar lakes, now green as molasses, While as for the natives, well, barring their grease, They're clean when the rain stops and leaves them in peace. Now Tintoo shines out, as he does to this day, A trifle too hotly, perhaps, by the way. THE HUNT OF THE MANAWIETA COODLA. And, seeking for scraps of malodorous fare, Some natives poke here, and some others poke there ; But, just as late downpour washed cuticles clean, It wisk'd off the bardoo, for none can be seen. O! what can they forage? O! what shall they eat ? Why, catch that big coodla, and bring home his meat, " Gnookaka ! gnookaka ! ^ (plenty make haste) If you the old gentleman's titbits would taste, For country all boggy Will make him go groggy ; Now, Turas,^ just help me to capthur the baste." Thus, bellows Pangiltie, as he with his toe Is turning the ground as you would with a hoe ; Till, scratching a boomerang up, then a spear. He takes a long water — because there's no beer — And, striding away, with his blackguards behind him, Goes after big coodla, determined to find him. That kangaroo clings to a eucalypt trunk As if 'twere a lamppost, and he very drunk ; But do not suppose the great beast has been drinking. He's merely afraid in the mud he'll be sinking. Just look how his ears Wave about, when appears That cannibal concourse, and see how he clears. Or, rather, attempts to 'scape from his foes ; His toes thro' the mud sink, he sprawls on his nose, Then, staggers up wildly, his hindlegs thrown wide. But loses much time ere he gets to his stride, 1. Gnookaka — make haste, hurry. 2. Turas— blackfellows. 10 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. And then, well, no tree-tops he'll fly in his way, Too bothered is he by the fast-clinging clay. Still, knowing full well how his swart foes will treat hira. He firmly resolves that the varments shan't eat him ; So bounds at his best, with his tail upward jerking, The while, nasty bog holes, he tries to be shirking. But all is in vain. For his enemies gain, As thin crust he sinks thrd their weight will sustain ; Besides, though he clears quite ten yards at a hop. His strength is fast failing — he'll soon have to stop. Hooroo ! Be the powers ! Whoop ! Now thin ye turas. Like warrachies run, an' we'll have him as sure as Wildoo can wheel high, an' thin, me bould gluttons, We'll bulge out our vests, till we start all the buttons ; Be jabers, we're imply enough just at prisent, So, go it ye divils, an' thry to look plisant. Thus monarch of old, with his black skin bespattered, To equally mud-begrimed brigands, who scattered For miles in the rear — say a couple, at least — Are doggedly bent upon skin filling feast. Now, hurry up rodent, and don't wait to pick The clay from your cadley j ^ 'twill e'en have to stick. For close on your quarters Queen Yertamaruka," Who takes at a meal what would sink a feluca, Runs just as if coupled with sweat-drench'd Pangiltie, The pair of them plastered all over with miltie,' 1. Cadley— tail. 2. Yertamaruka— big breasts. 3. Miltie— red ochre mizedE ■with fat and whites of eggs. THE HUNT OF THE MANAWIRTA COODLA. 11 While, certainly not from sweet Mitcham, in Surrey, Came perfume their majesties waste in their hurry ; Unless by mistake, and from aught but the true bin, The stuff had been sent out by Piesse & Lubin ; But, barring their bouquets, the right royal couple Are fitter than fiddles — than hickories supple. And soon, with a perfect tornado of bangs, Will beat out your brains with their big boomerangs ; Besides, half their subjects are hard on their tracks. Like bees, and will cover your body with whacks, While even the yowries^ and poolkas are there, And mumble their gums at the thought of such fare. The umetas,^ too, all as naked as sin, And yackerties,^ do, their trebles join in With general hub-bub and hull-a-baloo — For gold by the chaldron I would not be you. With lab'ring breath and panting sides, What rage and fear within hfs heart That diprote feels, and then, besides. Behind he feels a stinging smart, For Pooteperunta, who comes with a rush, Is running hands down, well in front of the crush, And jabbing his spear — he's too shaky to throw it — Gets in a smart stab, while his comrades cry " go it.'' This seems to encourage the fugitive most. For, leaving behind him malodorous host As if he had run all his field to standstil, He crosses a plain and pops over a sandhill, 1. Yowrie— old wowan. 2. Umetas— little girls. 3. Yackerties— Uttle boya. 12 EE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. And now he has hopped where no tracker can find him, Though plain as (jFeat r rilTier his prints show behind him. Round " Eat-em-up-hole " is a pretty to do, For niggers — all staring — have nothing in view, Save shallow flood waters that cover the mud, And, floating upon them, a few spots of blood. For swallowed in toto, and still sinking deeper In nature's own birdlime, is late gnoorie leaper : And there will his bones lie till Big-wig, delighted. Shall dig out, describe them, and likely be knighted ; While as for Pangiltie and rest of choice cannibals. They dined, I believe, on some old and uncanny pals. Some terrible people discredit the bible, And, therefore, as fabulous, this tale may libel. So let me here state, that of aboriginal Legend I luckily hold the original Boomerang tablets, whose hieroglyphical Characters surely would cause hypercritical Savants to hold up their hands, and in chorus Cry, " Dear me ! Ms right ! there's the whole thing be- fore us." iT HOW I DID NOT CATCH THAT DINGO. IJ- HOW X OtO WOT CATCtt THAT OtHGO* A TRUE STORY. When young and lusty, long ago, Away to Northern station, I in my travels chanced to go. And chose the avocation Of overseer ; or rather Frank — The gay and fearless — chose me To share in many a wicked prank, As sage reflection shows me. But there, when life's red fluid runs In youthful veins like winking, We act like other heedless ones — To old age leave the thinking. Yes, jolly times with jolly boys Had I on grand old run then, Red letter days replete with joys, Or rather reckless fun then. I hunted sheep of every sort, I hunted shepherds lazy. And if you fancy that was sport You hug a notion hazy. I hunted bullocks, calves, and cows In " fats" or "branding" muster, Got many a scratch from mulga boughs. With now and then a buster. l4 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. And then one blazing Sabbath-day I rode away to break it, But just in common bushland way. And much as bushmen take it. For like as not if asked to name The day, as lass by beau, sir, Your answer would be much the same, " I'm sure I do not know, sir." But wasting time you'll say am I, So promptly to my story I'll turn, and state that sailing high Sol shone with too much glory. In cloudless arch of brilliant blue, And deluged with caloric The landscape sere of saddest hue. Where only flies might frolic. When I old Teaser told to stand, And soon the good horse saddled, To hunt, as I o'er night had planned. Two steers that had skedaddled From Humpy Bill, who swore they were- In bushland phraseology — A somewhat wild and useless pair. I'll skip his lame apology For losing them, and merely say My way I quickly wended To broken range some miles away, Delightfully attended HOW I DID NOT CATCH THAT DINGO IS,, By countless flies that sang in air, Or soothed me when they'd settle To tangle in my ears or hair, And sting like boyhood's nettle. I wished a million Nero's then Off legs and wings were hauling From filthy pests, or other men Monopolised their crawling. But ah ! they plagued me with a will And skill for irritating, Until I saw on wooded hill Some cattle ruminating. And with them there those vagrants lay — The cause of Sabbath breaking ; A whistling snort, and then away, O'er ground to hoof strokes quaking. The mob dashed off at racing pace, Heads up and tails out^treaming, But Teaser just devoured space O'er boulders hotly gleaming. Past jutting rocks, through blind creek beds, And mulgas, all went crashing. Till soon that pair of quadrupeds With stockwhip I was lashing, When swiftly swerving here and there, Together then I got them. And, keeping up their headlong bat, From out the mob I shot them. I'6 EE-KCHOES FEOM COONDAMBO. But presently on sylvan track I had them fairly steady, Just thinking how, when I got back, I should be more than ready For damper, beef, and boiled black tea — Fit pabulum for emu, Which then right well agreed with me, Who'd relish e'en a seamew. Thirst next thing occupied my mind. And, quite resolved on drinking, I turned towards a creek to find The beverage — when, slinking. Red dingo met my startled sight As, trotting close behind us. He really seemed delighted quite As company to find us. From burning thirst his eyes were red, His tongue far down was hanging ; Said I, " I'll knock you on the head No sheep, henceforth, a fang in Shall you, my friend, for bloodshed stick ; And barring, say, a buster. My heels upon your hide I'll kick, Your tail shall be a duster." Old Teaser needed not the spur Or whii)-thong on him falling Too bent was he to catch that cur, And soon was overhauling HOW I DID NOT CATCH THAT DINGO. 17 The squatter's foe, that now lay out To make the gum creek winding, 'Beneath its broken bank, no doubt, A hole intent on finding. •He gained the creek, but close behind We on his footsteps followed, No cover he had time to find In bank or gum tree hollowed ; So out again on open plain He bounded with a rattle, I thinking not to tighten rein Nor glance round for my cattle, But went as fast as Teaser could. And evidently faster Than all poor wilka's' members would Then carry off their master. ^' Hurrah ! hurrah 1 we've got him now, As sure as eggs are eggs, sir.'' He doubles back it seems, somehow, 'Twixt Teaser's very legs, sir. Now both again, at tip top speed. For very life are racing. And Teaser, with the greater greed, The dingo is outpacing. But headlong over ugly bank Of great creek, all are diving, We ranging on the varment's flank, When 'mongst the stones arriving. 1. Native name for dingo. 18 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. Hand over hand we're gaining ground, My stock whip I am swinging The wild dog's well mark'd ribs to pounds With thong strokes loudly ringing. A few more strides old horse, and then We'll give him his quietus ; But ah ! into a bankside den He bolts to fairly beat us. Vexation ! only think of it ! When he was fairly beaten, Just gathered fruit, of which a bit The niggers might have eaten, And yet might eat, if only I From out that hole could poke him ;- At any rate I could but try. Or, failing that, to smoke him. From Teaser's back I blunder'd down,. My bridle reins neglecting, Thus acting like a simple clown Who grief might be expecting. I saw that dog, no need of scent, " This heavy stone will do him ! " He bolted out, and off he went And I could not pursue him. Except afoot, for on the plain My horse was slowly walking,, I felt that I might call in vain. So started off horse stalking,. HOW I DID NOT CATCH 'THAT DINGO. 19 "He led me here, he led me there, At times I thought I'd caught him, -So sidled vip, and spoke him fair, Then hissed out what I thought him. But all in vain, for trailing rein His forelegs would not tangle ; And soon I saw, with rage and pain, For him I need not angle. Yet still pursued him up and down O'er hills and plains, too stony. Till I, just 'ere the sun went down Near knocked up ' Shanks' pony ! IFor by that time the heat and flies Had made me sad and weary ; "While perspiration filled my eyes Till smarting much and bleary. My feet were sore, my thorax dry. Habiliments all soaking ; Nine miles from home, and, by-the-by. New boots ! and future joking ! To empty sheep hut standing nigh I bent my way to forage, And in the tank, unto my eye Appeared some thin, warm porridge. But how was I to get it out, As nauseous draught to try it ? ' There was no twine-hung tin about, . My boot would not reach nigh it. 20 EE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. Red hornets by the dozen flew And dipped into the water, While of their number not a few Were victims to self-slaughter. This did not much improve the look Of pug in which they floated ; But when you'd drink by hook or crook Such trifles are not noted. To shepherd's spouse that tank seemed small,* To me far too capacious ; No tap appeared in rusty wall, A circumstance vexatious. But then the orifice on top Was round and fairly roomy, I found my head it would not stop, So muttered, " It will do me." One arm, of course including wrist, To head close pressed I thrust in, And then with wriggle and with twist My other shoulder burst in. With legs like those on Manxman's coin. Above the tank slow waving, I quenched, as Denis would say, " foine," My awful thirsty craving. * A 400-gallon tank of water had to suffice a shepherd's wife for all purposes; for six weeks, hence she might be pardoned for not looking at the size of the tank in a similar light to myself. I may say here that those iron tanks were regular man traps, for I have heard of nearly a score of cases, including that of woman, in which thirsty people have been caught in their IS^-in. circular man-holes as I was. Of these, some few extricated themse Ives as I did, while* others would have certainly perished had they not been rescued. HOW I DID NOT CATCH THAT DINGO. 21 From stifling tank I tried to win My shoulders — they said never ; My trousers did not care a pin If they waved there for ever. I thought of ancient oaken chest, With skeleton there lying ; And though I soon might be " at rest " — I did not fancy dying. My memory no well kept log Was needed then to freshen ; The past came back till shameless dog Had caused my indiscretion. For as when vivid lightning flash Unveils the face of night, sir, A fine ghost party gathered there To add to my delight, sir. My boyhood's song, " The Workhouse Boy," I did not then start humming ; For me 'twas solemn, silent joy. Save now and then for drumming Of blucher heels on sounding tank To prove myself still living ; There was not then " Salvation Rank," And I was not thanksgiving. It somehow popped into my mind What trouble Frank might suffer When he my sad remains should find, And murmur, " Poor old buffer ! " 22 EE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. But no good boards need wasted be My gathered bones to bury, A pickle case would do, you see, Nailed roughly up by Jerry. But " hang the pickle case," thought I, When sense succeeded flurry ; An iron berth I'll rather try, From which a man may worryi So trouser-band with fingers fleet I downward tugged, and then, sir, Much mud begrimed, regained my feet And man- hole pass'd again, sir. You bet ! I from that beastly tank Incontinently hurried Like bolting manager of bank, Or widow to be married. And when again in hot pursuit I went of dodging dingo, From Teaser's back I'd slay the brute, Else let the thieving thing go. 'Twas late when I got home that night, With never horse or cattle, In awful dusty, draggled plight, And how the boys did prattle ! I had a pair of blistered feet. And suffered from dejection — Like ^sop's dog, I'd drop'd the meat To gain a vain reflection. 110° IN THE SHADE. 23 mO° m THE SHAOS* Alack ! this heat, with flying dust. Oh, dear ! 'Tis much foo near to burning fever's point. Our parboil'd livers will be cook'd, I fear. And all our functions roasted like a joint. Save far too fluent one that doth anoint Our sodden cuticles with perspiration, Which might indeed be measur'd by the pint And calls incessantly for perportation — Successive -liquid loans soon lost in liquidation. Too hot for work, we therefore loll about In coolest quarters handy to be found : And here I'll hazard just a lurking doubt. That mystic bourne, to which bad souls are bound By Nick and Company to be well brown'd. Can give a flamelet to this filthy place On Torrens' border, where the gasping ground, By open fissures in its drought-scarr'd face, Gulps superheated air like fainting human race ! The dust-grimed bindings of the books curl up, As if those volumes would some ass invite To search their pages for refreshing sup From learning's fount ; but who, with fiy-vex'd sight. Would leave the printing in a sorry plight, By pouring on it perspiration's rains In mighty splashes, like the pelting flight Of hissing drops that rattle on the plain. When Jupiter, as " Pluv," turns on his thunder main. 24 RE-ECHOES FKOM COONDAMBO. That cunning collie, in capacious hole Scratch'd by himself beneath a leaky tank — Forgetting sheep's head he so lately stole And, crows to baffle, buried in a bank — Tries hard to sleep, with slowly-heaving flank ; His vertebrae too limp his tail to wag, With founder'd oyster he might justly rank ; For seedy swagsmen, flapping sweat-grimed rag, May pass him slowly by with billycan and swag. The panting fowls are gasping in the shade — Their dingy plumage hanging loosely round — While chanticleers, with warfare for their trade, Mope side by side, and nothing now would hound Them on to combat, or, indeed, to sound The bumptious challenge with their bagpipes shrill. Are these the warriors that strut the mound For pullets' sake to gamely die or kill ? Too hot it is for love — e'en jealousy is still ! That grim grimalkin on the earthen floor Is surely dead, so motionless he lies \ On musine race he'll fiercely pounce no more ; But, if defunct, e'en death can't stand those flies, For see, he clutches at his winking eyes With sudden claw to scare those torments vile, Which shirk the blow and all adroitly rise On active wing to poise a little while, Then settle swiftly down, the luckless cat to rile. 110° IN THE SHADE. 25 On listless ear sounds forth no songster's note To break the stillness of oppressive air. 'Tis silent all, unless should sheep or goat To water hurry with unhappy blare, 'Neath bushes dodging to avoid the glare Of sultry Sol, who seeks to burn the lot, And is as pleasant as a scalded bear. But pause I must to take refreshing tot — A nasty one I mean — the water's nearly hot. Please take me straight to iceberg's leeward side. But not too near it, for extremes are bad. And here, I wonder that the dogs ne'er tried To ease their sufiferings by going mad, But there, e'en rabid canines would be glad To snap at flies and churn their venom'd slime In cool shade couchant, for their harmless fad Of biting legs, while breaking record time, Too imbecile would be for madness in this clime. To drown my thirst I'll deluge it with tea — Of course you know, when nothing else remains ; But, by-the-bye, it vastly puzzles me How quickly whisky from a bottle wanes ; The heated glass must certainly have drains Through which the " blood of barleycorn " can ooze. But liquid problems overcome the brains. And so I'd aid them with refreshing snooze. Did not each pore outpour the Hebrew widow's cruse . 26 EE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. HOW Ttts cny man spent his cnmsTMAS m THE 80SH* What ! been spoiling my complexion ? Why, I fancied it perfection ; Quite like Tottie's, here, or Lottie's, shaded so that it should score Points against your parchments sallow (tinted to the tones of tallow), Tightly stretched on jaw-bones callow. Go up North and try a splore — Go and lubricate with Scotty ; drink, as I did, from his store. Till you're tight — then take no more. You would hear me glibly telling how I found my new friend's dwelling ; How I, drinking — scarcely thinking — slept too soundly on his floor j Slept as though (in draught mistaken) hemlock at the least I'd taken ; Slept as though I'd ne'er awaken till I woke for evermore ; Looked like subject for a jury no true Justice might ignore. Now we'll start at Scottie's door ! Saddle-sore, begrimed, and crusty from my ride on roads too dusty, I, benighted, was invited by a Scot at pine-hut door HOW THE CITY MAN SPENT HIS CHRISTMAS IN THE BUSH. 27 To a shakedown in his shanty furnished in a manner scanty — Bunk, two stools, a table (anty), and a cupboard on the floor — Cupboard built of branded cases (cupboard topers would explore). Padlocked like-a bonded store. While the slush-lamp flared and flickered Scotty brough t a bottle (wickered) From that branded, strongly banded, cupboard with now opened door, Saying, in his rich Scotch lingo, " Will ye hae some richt guid stingo?" Which I thought it not, by Jingo ! when he'd helped me from his store — When he'd, helped me from big bottle (demijohn) and offered more! Quantum suff ! I'd drank galore. But, deriding my denial, Scotty urged just one more trial Of that tangleleg — 'twould strangle even Scotchmen by the score — Till I, pestered by his pleading, yielded to his kind misleading — Till I, though not bruised or bleeding, lay a corpse — which yet might snore — One more victim to the bottle, flattened • out on flagstone floor. Ah ! had I but drank no more ! 28 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. Then at sunrise — when with splitting headache I was sadly sitting On a dusty, torn, and musty sheepskin on that shanty floor — Came a feeling o'er me stealing that no more I would have dealing In a bushland pub or sheeling. Here a solemn oath I swore — With such tipple hot from Tophet — burning brimstone Nick might pour — " Tangleleg I'd tope no more." But friend Scotty, sad old sot he, here advised "a wee sma' tot ; " he Said 'twould mak me reicht, an' tak me — wi ma heid no langer soor — Till his neighbours, auld McSneishes, wha aye drank, like sauted feeshes Till they crackit croons like dishes — they wad hae me on the splore.* Would they ? Not if splore meant stingo — that I'd tipple nevermore — Never ! never ! ! nevermore ! ! ! Did I visit Scottie's neighbours to prolong my Christmas labours — Tossing mutchkins off — not cabers ; did I join them in a splore ? What a question ! Am I not here? Walker's mine — I see you've got beer. * Splore is the Scotch expression for a heavy drinking bout. HOW THE CITY MAN SPENT HIS CHRISTMAS IN THE BUSH. 29 "Where's my extra special, Tot, dear ? Glad I'm humming round once more. Now, boys, here's to good old Scotty, may his head be never sore, Barring from McSneishes' splore. 30 RE-ECHOES FEOM COONDAMBO. A SUHOOWtJER'S PHtLOSOPHY*. 'Neath scorching blaze of solar rays I rode at snail-slow pace, While swarming flies beset my eyes And sweat stream'd down my face. The heat and glare were hard to bear — I scarce rny breath could draw — When rugged man, with billy-can And huge blue swag, I saw. On dusty road, with bulky load, A camel he might be. He stopp'd, I stopp'd, his swag he dropp'd, . And thus accosted me — " 'Tis bloomin' hot, boss, hev yer got Some water you cud spare ? My bag's run out, and 'tis about Ten miles 'fore I'll git there." Yes ; ten miles tramp had he to camp, Where water he might find, And so, altho' my bag was low, I gave with anxious mind. He wiped his mouth, and then his drouth.. With breathless draught dispell'd. I viewed that bag with visage sad — Scant water then it held. A sundowner's PHILOJOPHY. 31 :Said I, " My friend, how can you wend Your way without a nag ? " IJe lit his pipe and tried to wip.e His brow with tattered rag. '" Well, don't yer see," at length quoth he, " I'm used to it, an' so As I've no hoss I'm forced ter, boss, On shank's hoss ter go. ■" Yer wants to know why does I go In summer on the pad ? Well, look here mate, yer see I hate Them tpwnships mighty bad. Where you're run in, if you've some tin, An' takes a drop or two, An' gits it wuss fer bloomin' cuss — I hates them chaps in blue ! " Down there 'tis work — no blooming shirk Them blokes '11 see yer do ! It's wusser here ? No bloomin fear, Tho'.seemin' so ter you. Ter hump my swag an' tucker-bag An' billy 's nought ter me ; And when 'tis hot I biles ther pot And camps 'neath shady tree." I wondered much how furnace such As he called heat might feel, -And if, indeed, more fire he'd need To cook al -fresco meal ; 32 KE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBOi For certainly it seemed to me One more degree e'en then Would fry a steak, would bake a cake,. And fairly ro^t most men. For it no doubt was he cut out, And p'r'aps enjoyed it too, Lacerta like— but then they'd strike- Against that load of blue. Well, Providence gives evidence Of adaptation wise, And by it's plan this aimless man Sustain'd the heat and flies. For what, indeed, did Nature need This homeless vagrant ? What ? As sport for fate, with blacks to mate — A pale-faced Hottentot ? Endurance, strength, of limb good lengthy. Rare physique — all had he ; Yet, with sole aim bare meals to claim — Rags, " bacca," and black lea. Yet, stay, for he a " bloomin' spree " May now and then attain, With shouting friend and poison's blend, . To shanty-keeper's gain. Yes, still a tie with those of high And low degree had he, And e'en might sing like vinous kbg,'. And better, too, maybe. A sundowner's philosophy. 33 Across my mind the thoughts outlined Pass'd rapidly, and I Produced a flask, but did not ask If he a drop would try — I handed one. He said, " Here's fun — No water — spiles it quite." Then, with a twist of lip and wrist, He hid it from my sight. The reckless grin of harden'd sin O'erspread his visage brown. As on the road, like giant toad, He straighway squatted down ; One knee he bent, his weight then leant. Upon his heel behind. And hej 'twas clear, if I would hear, For yarning was inclined. Then, just to show no pride, you know,. I also took a tot, But did not care to swelter there Upon that shadeless spot. Yet e're I went, without intent His confidence to gain, He gave it me. — as you shall see — He hoped for one more drain I " Yes ; 111 allow yer sees as how The stages an' ther heat Is much like work a cove can't shirk ;. I'm good, tho', on my feet ; 34 KE-ECHOBS FROM COONDAMBO. An' you can bet I mostly get At outside camps a spell ; The blokes, d'ye see, likes company, An' alius treats me well. " Their masters, eh ? The grub, yer say ? An ' 'tisn't theirn to give' ? Well, look here, Boss, they feels no loss. An' all on us must live. Besides, d'ye see, them boys maybe '111 hev ter pad ther hoof, An' come ter me fer grub an' tea When J've an old tin roof *' Me work, yer asts ? Not while them lasts 1 But bloomin' boots wears out ; So then a job to make a bob I takes as ' knockabout.' I don't stop long ? You're not far wrong ; 'Tain't likes o' me as stops — The squatter's good, he finds the wood. An' fries my bloomin' chops. ■" What'll I do when nearly thro'. An' I can't tramp no more ? Well, that, d'ye see, don't trouble me, I'm easy on that score. The world to come ? Well, it, by gum ! Can't be much wuss nor here For heat and flies ; and, blank my eyes, I don't see nought to fear." HOW HE PERISHED. 35 I thought old Nick might likely kick At lodgers such as he — Such restless tramps, ungodly scamps, And whales for strong black tea ! So then that flask — which, if a cask, He'd squat before till dry — Was absently concealed by me From his beseeching eye. I would not see his drift, so he From bended knee arose, Unheeding crust of clinging dust On ragged nether clothes. Then " slung " his swag, picked up his bag. Said " So long"— I, " Good day." 'Midst glare and heat he plied his feet — I, musing, rode away. iT ttOW HE PEmSHEO. A TRUE TALE OF THE NOR'-WBST TABLELANDS. The sunbeams fall with scorching heat on boulders gleam>- ing grey. Like time-worn tombs of ages dead 'neath mighty dome of day. No living thing is heard or seen, no cloud is sailing high ; No verdant tree to lend its shade or soothe the aching eye. 36 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. Whilst winding 'midst the saltbush sere, o'er lonely waste of stones, The rugged track is grimly mark'd by ghastly heaps of bones — By skeleton of steed and steer that died from drought and toil; The awful aftermath of Death — his sternly gathered spoil. On pinions strong the burning blast is rushing from the North, The willing slave of tyrant Drought, fierce agent of his wrath : But, ah 1 a miserable man comes toiling o'er a rise ; That ruthless wind, it seems to say, " Behold my helpless prize ! Behold his empty waterbag ! Behold his fainting state ! No chance has he to foil me now — he staggers to his fate ! No water he may hope to reach, no kindly succour find ; A desert grave for such as he, is cruel to be kind !" His galling load the man lets fall, then staggers on again ; He knows the road, but, oh, 'tis far to haunt of fellow men : And bitterly of faults he thinks which he would fain forget, But, conscience urged, his memory recalls them for regret ; Too lightly he of folly thought — he weighs it justly now — And sighs, as with a sodden rag, he wipes his fever'd brow. Fast failing is his strength he finds; his heart hath stra,ngled beat. And on that lonely, sun-scorch'd track 'tis Death he soon must meet. THE BUSH MISSIONARY. 37 Yet bravely still he struggles on — he will not own despair, But oh, the heat is terrible, and hard his thirst to bear ! On, on, still on — rise after rise — till ah ! a bush at last ; His trembling limbs are to it dragged — his form beneath it cast : Too late, too late, that shade is found, for o'er his troubled eyes A misty curtain seems to fall, and vision from them flies. He swoons upon the burning ground — no human aid is nigh- He had but found that kindly bush beneath its boughs to die. iT THE BtrStt MtSStOJSAay. A SKETCH FROM LIFE. (Air — " Bonnie Dundee.") Our friend, Mr. Roily, who comes up to push His cure — evangelical — far in the bush. Arrives, if he can, in the shearing time when The station is crowded with godless young men — Who feasted on fearful and wonderful tarts. Rich pudding, and mutton, have Nick in their hearts, But cash in their pockets, to further the cause That sends Mr. Roily to cripple his claws ! 38 EE-ECHOES FKOM COONDAMBO. Our Roily of raven has eye and the voice — The last at vast distance I suffer by choice— At praying he's great and at preaching he's grand, " Ah ! he is in touch with the bush-roaming band, For has he not met with at stations galore Old Dick, when he cooked, and with Ringer, who shore 1 He prays with, he chaifs them, drinks tea by the pail, And then at lie swapping he is such a whale. His costume is queer, for his felt hat is frayed, His coat has forgotten the year it was made. Yet curls in its collar to tickle his neck ; His shirt is without one — a buttonless wreck — Then as for his trousers, or pants, which ye will, They reach to his "spring sides,'' and try hard to fill The backs of those bulgers — protruding behind — Their finger straps floating like flags in the wind. His gloves and his socks — well, he leaves them at liome When starting, like Moses, the desert to roam ; Yet still he is cleanly, and washes sometimes, Though mixed grease and dust his apparel begrimes. He's plucky enough. He in Providence trusts. And makes a square meal off cold water and crusts When nothing else offers, yet still, by-the-bye, A good knife and fork at a banquet would ply. Of medium stature, with shock head of hair. His black beard would pad well " Gengulphian chair " ; He might have been handsome while yet very young, Is awfully pious, and has such a tongue ! THE BUSH MISSIONARY. 39 He Ogles the matrons, he ogles the girls, And praises their bright eyes, complexions, and curls ; And ah ! if his blessings would only bear fruit. What futures would spring from each family root. His horse, well acquainted with hard times and dust, Can get up a road-ramming jog when it must. And oft would go faster when Roll and he wrangle If tilt-pole and axle the whip would not tangle. His dam was " Neglected," his pa was " Unknown," From each of his parents he's taken the tone ; The head and the legs of a carthorse has he. The body of mantis of lofty degree. He comes and he goes with the preacher, but still It is not, I own, with an equine good will ; For hunger and thirst on the vilest bush tracks Are mixed in his mind with the hardest of thwacks ; Yet, tho' such a rum one, he seems to hang out Through seasons of plenty and seasons of drought When many a better-bred, showier horse Would leave on the road its malodorous corse. And now for the buggy — which never is wet, Unless from the clouds it a sprinkle may get ; It rattles and shakes at the old horse's heels As if the top part was at war with the wheels ; 'Tis all right, however, and under the seat The Reverend Roily each night will retreat To snore like a doormouse, whatever the weather — The tilt is of watertight counterfeit leather. . 40 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. And now for the service in woolstore at night — The bullock bell rung, there is plenty of light, For slush-lamps are blazing in jam tins, on plates, While wool bales come handy for pulpit and seats, But as for the hearers, alas ! there are few Who care to abandon their poker or loo. The " devil's own books " have a charm for their mind Which beats RoUy's singing and sermon combined. A prayer being offered, a hymn is begun — Some singing in earnest, some singing in fun ; But, what is surprising, the men most profane Are those who excel in the soul-raising strain. Yes, they in their boyhood, who seem so rough now. In church or in chapel each Sabbath would bow Their heads in devotion, the verses would sing. Which now from wild bushland toward the stars ring. But who would expect from our Roily to hear A sermon in words so well chosen and clear That few of the preachers in surplice or gown Could better, if equal it, even in town. And then from his queer eyes such strange fervour gleams^ The Roily you know seems a man of your dreams. His turnout absurd and his dress you forget, And that he's a true man you're open to bet. The service is over, and back to their poker The shearers depart, while our Roily — the joker. The odd fish, so outre, so scaly to view — Is once more the greatest enigma to you. THE BUSH MISSIONARY. 41 And not only you, but to all in the land, For his little game one ca.n-not understand ; Yes, he may be saint, or the Father of Lies, For all you can judge from his raven-grey eyes. Well, if you'd be married or christen'd with ease. Just make up your minds, and at once, if you please ; Yes, now is the time you such business can fix, For Roily is licensed to do both the tricks. And till his next visit, when twelve months are run. Can neither the tying nor sprinkling be done. So hunt in your pockets, pay Roily his fee. You won't? Wellj you heathens, just e'en let it be. Now, e'er we quite finish with Roily, I'd state, A Papist he'd been at an earlier date ; Yet whether he ratted, or was he kicked out, I grant is a matter much open to doubt. • But, sinking the question, a tale he told me Which may or may not be what Scots call a " lee ;" And though mix'd with truth there should lurk a good few, I reckon, my readers, I'll tell it to you ! THE BUSH MISSIONARY'S STORY : HOW TONY BLAKE BECAME A PAPIST. Near Limerick town, by the broad Shannon's tide, A Protestant gentleman used to reside 42 EE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. In a very fine mansion, with garden to match, And shrub-bordered fish pond in which you might catch The choicest of carp, if you'd only a slice Of extra good fortune, or skill to entice Those tasteless dry ancients by dodges Waltonian, Or took them in fishstews, a method Monks'-ownian ; But there, we will leave those big carp in possession Of Mr. Blake's fish pond, and end this digression. Our Protestant worthy possessed a kind heart, And, guided by " Golden Rule," played well his part : For never a peasant in parishes round Who went to bed supperless then could be found ; He'd sweet pretty daughters, and also a son Of whose doubtful doings you'll hear e'er we're done ; While as for the charming old lady, his wife. She had been and still was the joy of his life. But ah ! the time came, as it will to us all. When Death to the kindly pere Blake made his call, And so, much bedewed by his family's tears, He drew his last breath full of honours and years. Boom ! Boom ! tolls the bell, 'Tis.a sorrowful knell That seems from the old ivyed steeple to tell The peasants who hear it : "A friend you have lost — One hard to replace, as you'll find to your cost ; For, though a Black Proddy, his heart and his hand Were aye the most open ones found in the land ; THE BUSH MISSIONARY. 43 And now he is dead, why, your little gossoons May git little porridge to ate wid their spoons ; While little girleens and their mothers may find Few garments they'll get now to kape out the wind ; Then, as for yourselves, you will miss the kind greetin' Himself would be givin' 'ach boy he'd be meetin'." The sombre hearse with lifeless load Rolls slowly down the dreary road. While those who scarce can realise That he has gone, with tears and sighs Lament the ever faithful friend Whose dust with dust so soon shall blend ; Recall his deeds, his sterling worth. And tell of void he'll leave on earth — A void, like writing on the shore. Shall soon be noticed nevermore, Especially if Tony Blake His father's friends will welcome make To share his provender and wine. In fact invite them oft to dine. What need to paint the last sad scene, That open tomb midst hillocks green. Those solemn words of faith and hope, And harshly grating lowered rope ? But ah ! the mourners standing round All shudder at the hollow sound On coffin lid of scattered soil, Fit symbol of the churchyard's spoil. 44 EE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. "Ashes to ashes ; " be it so ; From gates of birth to death we go For Adam's sin this debt we pay As one by one we pass away. But gloom flies at the wicket gate, Our friend — not us — has met his fate. " Ould Misther Blake was an illigant man, And wantin' will be all the praties and male Himself did be sindin' ; and sorra a wan Will shtip in his brogans ; we'll miss him a dale. But whisht, now, yez Riverence, phwat do ye think, Himself will be takin' up there for his dhrink ? That question to Padre put Paddy Maloney, Who of the departed had been the tried crony — A humble one, truly, but to him devoted. For kindness received since, as gossoon short-coated, He'd often received from his patron a pat On tuft of red hair that grew up through his hat. The pious old father uplifted his eyes. As if he was looking for Blake in the skies. Then, with a dry cough and a scratch at his ear. Said, " Though our kind friend was a good man whilst here — That is, to a loose and profane way of thinking. In the place where he^i now there's no eating or drinking, Yet, though he may miss his old sherry and tripe He'll never need matches when lighting his pipe." THE BUSH MISSIONARY. 45 Behind a big tree by the lane where then stood The Padre and Paddy, and not looking good, Is planted young Tony, who hisses out " Beast ! I'll make the old scoundrel eat dirt, though a priest. I'll teach him to talk of poor father like that. The dirty foul skunk, the mean clerical rat, I'll — well, I'll consider the best thing to do ; That black-hearted papist shall dine upon rue." Below, in big kitchen of Anthony Blake, Is soup (vermicelli), a carp from the lake, A plump brace of pheasants, a woodcock on toast, A saddle of mutton by way of a roast. Queer curry and rice, for the rice has been boiled In crude English fashion, and therefore is spoiled, For, 'stead of the grains being firm, full, and free, They're flaccid and moist to a nauseous degree- But done to a turn are the mealy potatoes. And also the seakale which on the estate grows (A bad rhyme the last) now the menu to take on. There's Brussels sprouts boiled with a small scrap of bacon. And, added to this rather long list of cheer, a Dish of the esculent root called " scoresnera.'' , There's cold apple pie, there are custards and tarts, And trifles stuck over with almonds, like darts ; There's mouldy old Stilton well mottled with port. And celery, quite of the snowiest sort ; There's walnuts, with crackers, lest guest's jaws be hurt. And almonds and raisins to crown the dessert. 46 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. Yet Stay, there are pears and ripe medlars, these Not all Tony's friends are expected to please, But Barney will sample his best bins of wine. For is not the Praste wid the masther to dine ? Ignatius Flynn is of manners austere. But still he well loveth good Protestant cheer ; And his old yellow chaise and lean-headed nag, With keenly cock'd ears and full eyes of a stag, Are bringing the Father, who sniffs at the roast, To hobnob and feast with his heretic host. The footman, Tim Dooley, the sittingroom door Throws open, announcing the priest to the fore, And Anthony cries, with a flash of his eyes, " Good Father, step in, there's a chair to your size." Then, turning the key of the d oor as it closes, To rather astonished old cleric discloses His rooted conviction that he is a liar. Who now without shrift will go " lower " or " higher " Unless he can prove that the late Mr. Blake Was really and truly plunged into that lake Where brimstone excessive (at least 'tis reported) Is always on hand but is never exported. ■" Now look at these pistols — I heard what you sed — I don't miss my mark, and I aim at your head ; So prove your words true, or you'll quickly perspire, And light your own pipe in the flames of your sire." Just fancy a prodigal led to believe His father's vast wealth he is bound to receive, THE BUSH MISSIONARY. iT And who, after raising post obits a few, Has spent every penny he got from the Jew — Just fancy his feeling when, spite of much pilling, The poor pater dies And departs for the skies, But, ere that, had cut his son off with a shilling. Or take, for example, a monarch, when he Is morally certain as monarch can be That scattered by bombshell he'll every way fly. Yet finds, when he's ready and anxious to die, That Nihilist fellow, Through getting too mellow, Has nabbed been, head shortened, and burned like a guy- But never was monarch, or prodigal son, Or mutineer blown from the muzzle of gun. So utterly disconcerted , As Flynn, when his erstwhile convivial chum, With scowl of a bandit, bull-headed and glum. His truculent words outblurted. 'Tis past — that fear, that sharp surprise ; Though pistol clutched, relentless eyes, And door fast locked by iron will Sustains the sense of peril still. The man is holy priest again Disdaining earthly fears as vain. And who, with calm, unflinching gaze, And low clear voice, unfaltering says, 48 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. " I own my words you heard aright ; My hands are tied, I cannot fight. So if you will that I should prove The state of father whom you love, Let me my breviary, bring, And stole; now for my chaise please ring, But do not blame me for the pain You soon must suffer — 'twill be vain." " Ring for your chaise," young Blake replies, With murder gleaming from his eyes ; " That door for you shall never move Till you your vile assertion prove. Or, should you fail, to let you pass To poison worms and graveyard grass. False priest ! false friend ! no vain pretence From just revenge shall take you hence. Come, prove your words, or quickly hie To him who reigns, like you, to lie." ■" Send for my book ; but once again I warn you yours will be the pain ; Not mine the fault, I only know What's happening in flames below, And that yourself will surely burn Unless you to the true faith turn. Still obstinate ? Well, be it so. For book and stole let Egan go." The groom, despatched, has now returned ; The stole assumed, the leaves are turned IHE BUSH MISSIONARY. 49 ■Of breviary ; in that book The words you'll find, if you will look, The Padre reads in tone of voice As if the task was his by choice ; But, surely, tis a strong earths hock That causes now the room to rock ; And Tony glances to the ceiling To note the plaster of it peeling, Yet not a crack can there be seen, While placid is the Padre's mien. But ah I those narrow-piercing moans. That clank of chains, those dismal groans. And rumbling thunderpeals which sound . As if they issued from the ground, A dread diablerie presage, Which all Blake's faculties engage. No claptrap imitations these, In cooler place his blood would freeze ; That Padre's business is no sell. The old man comes in haste from Hell, With crowds of flaming fiends en suite. And worse than Aden's grows the heat. Poor Tony vastly wishes now He'd ponder'd e'er he'd sought that row. Or if he quarrell'd he at least Had fought shy of a potent priest ; And so he starts with downcast eye On hardest crusts of humble pie, 50 RE-ECHOES FKOM COONDAMBO. Yes, he so lately cock-a-hoop Is surely troubled with the croup ; For hark, to speak he scarcely can To vindicated holy man. " I'm satisfied, good father, stay Your mandate of attendance, pray, For as poor dad is down below 'Twere best to leave him there you know." As you might hail a ship at sea, It passing swiftly on your lee. Your words borne on the raging blast, May reach the ears for which they're cast. But to you no response can win Its way against the deaf'ning din, So nought but doubt remains behind To exercise and vex the mind ; Thus Tony speaks to Padre grim. But gets no answering word from him, Save only in perplexing Latin — A language he appears quite pat in. Now strongest of sulphur fumes rise from the floor And fly up the chimney — they can't by the door. While Tony who closed it would cheerfully be Afflicted by mal-de-mer far out at sea. Or brave fiercest tempest a tar has been in For nearing him fast is a horrible din. As if, say, ten thousand fierce convicts in chains Had pounced on their wardens to beat out their brains; Yes, curses and cries. Entreaties and sighs. THE BUSH MISSIONARY. 51 Would flood with salt water an image's eyes. Assail the tympanum of Tony, poor fellow, Who if not so tongue-tied would lustily bellow. As you my dear readers would probably do if seized with a funk so remarkably blue, Unless by a fit apoplectical taken Your soul from your body was suddenly shaken ; Yet Padre Flynn Not caring a pin, Proceeds with his Latin as though he would win. A wager is laid that he'd read without stopping Though Nimble and Co. to the room should be popping- That uproar astounding it suddenly ceases While steadily still the caloric increases. And Tony knows well there's a room full of jokers Who playfully touch him he thinks with hot pokers, Or hornpoints perhaps. Or sharp tails, for those chaps Have doubtless of those things far more than mere scraps, Though as he can feel the whole business — not view it- He cannot quite see how the dickens they do it. Now gasping from mingled strong sulphur and fright. Young Tony perceives a deplorable sight, For there close beside him a gloomy shade grows He knows is his parent by cut of its clothes, Besides which its boots with big bulges like onions Recall to his mind the old gentleman's bunions. 52 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. Then despite its horns and a rather hot stare The demon retains a benevolent air. Yes, Anthony Blake Has returned from the Lake, And is not a bogus Papistical fake, While, though of course mute, it with eyes plies the priest And Tony, who'd call'd the good father a beast. As if it is saying, " What, do you not know me? I think the cold shoulder you certainly show me. You lov'd me in life, or pretended to do so ; And were you both devils I would not treat you so ; By torments tremendous I'm fairly unhinged ; Do come and embrace me — you'll not be much singed. In vain is appeal of Tartarean thing Which thus to its mundane affections can cling. Poor Tony's afraid to shake hands, while His Reverence Regards his old chum as a fiend past deliverance ;. Alas and alack That it ever came back From warmth in abundance to chilly experience. At least for itself as for Tony, ah, well. He thinks in Avernus he's taking a spell. 'Tis a terrible fix for without any doubt A devil once in is right hard to get out ; And even the mildest satanical shade, Like vulgar and shabby old father in trade,, A nasty sharp thorn is, and Tony begins To feel as if sitting on needles and pins THE BUSH MISSIONARY. 5a So whispers the Padre (who shuts up his book) — " Do send him back, Father, by hook or by crook, I own you were right, and that good deeds, while here. Are apprais'd in Heaven as very small beer." " Me ? send it away again after the trouble I've taken to get it here ? No, not for double The regular charge I'm entitled to make For dragging a fiend from the Nethermost Lake. Now, as I subscribe to the hunt ball and hounds, I think I must trouble you, Sir, for ten pounds — I'm greatly obliged, and you now have your will, He is what he is, and a Protestant still, While you, my dear fellow, no mercy may hope Except through confession, the Saints, and the Pope." The clergyman goes, but the what you may call it Would puzzle the biggest of footman to haul it. While never Archbishop of Protestant faith Could send back or rescue Old Gentleman's wraith, So always at night When they've blown out each light It kicks up, says Barney, the Devil's delight. Its clatter infernal Would frighten a Colonel, And almost reverse the earth's motion diurnal. Yes, Terror from Tophet, far worse than mere ghost, Has come to make Tony its permanent host And he who was lately defiant is now As meek as decrepit old donkey or cow. 54 Ei;-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. He cannot get married-; then, if he keeps single, He knows very well he'll be short of a shingle. While Barney declares that the sorra a wan. Will shtop in the house, aither colleen or man, Onless — and he gives you a comical wink — We slape altogether wid lashins ov dhrink ; Ah ! thin 'tis mesilf that is bothered, an' sure The masther must go to Himself for a cure. That smart groom, Mick Egan, is leading a dapple Grey plump little cob to and fro by the chapel, While Tony, the boaster, is down on his knees At feet of the Padre, too frightened to sneeze ; But what he is saying, or praying, or paying To get the good Father to shunt the thing straying Too far from hot quarters, I'll leave you to guess — I haven't a notion, I'll frankly confess. But past all belief is the look of relief Which lights up the face of that worse than a thief, When, being absolved by Ignatius Flynn, He cares for the Devil no longer a pin ; For now, being quit of sin's burthen enormous. He'll eat like a dray horse and sleep like a dormouse, And make no mistake, this new pervert to Rome In arms of the Church is already at home. MORAL. A moral, dear readers, you'll surely expect, And so from my story I this one select TULIP. 55 Thus : Don't with revolver assault a Divine When he on your invite has dropped in to dine ; For though 'tis unlikely he'd summons the Devil, He surely would you, for your conduct uncivil. TtJttP. THE TRUE STORY OF A BLACK LUBRA. Farewell to Tulip, who in Austral wild Did all she could to fill with grace a wurley. "Come, come," you say, "just please to draw it mild ;" But I maintain her hair was soft and curly, Her eyes black diamonds, her nose not snubby, While, as she wash'd, you'd rarely see her grubby. Two rows of ivory, that flash'd like pearls, Adorned her mouth, which might have been extensive ; Yet, taken with the diamonds and curls — All native grown and therefore inexpensive : A face completed — when the maid was merry — Which /d/cyi'*/, they said, each bushland Tom and Jerry. Besides, she mov'd as if on, shapely head She'd balanced pitchers to the distant fountain, And swiftly chased, with modern Dian's tread, The banded wallabies upon the mountain. Sweet nymph was Tulip, though not quite the lily, In trailing skirts, you meet in Piccadilly. .56 EE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. Most certainly before sun-freckl'd dames Of age mature, in horrible sun-bonnets, Gay sylvan bards acknowledged Tulip's claims For preference as subject of their sonnets ; Which, when completed, shunn'd their pious mothers, Yet circled freely 'mongst their bushland brothers. And now, methinks, I've made it vastly clear That, while her years danc'd through her teens to twenty. Our dusky heroine was quite a dear Who had, be sure, of would-be lovers plenty ; But old Tanbelta, as her parents told him, Just took her home to cuddle or to scold him, And fight with Jenny — oft prefixed by Wonna — Who'd borne his burthens and had baked his lizards ; And who, resenting rival thrust upon her, Involved the wurley in domestic blizzards. Yet not one-sided was the warfare bitter. For Tulip slang'd the gentle Jane and hit her. But though, like camels, dusky ribs are treated By consorts — indolent in ought save hunting — The wurlies oftentimes become o'er heated, When gins, like white wives, hoist rebellion's bunting ; And then a Tura,^ e'en the most heroic. Just knuckles down and takes it like a stoic. But how those termagants sustain'd the thwacks Their heads received from deftly-wielded waddies — That left in craniums deep gaping cracks 1. Tura— Blackfellow. TULIP. 57" Which gore distill'd to trickle down their bodies — I'll leave to reader's shock'd imagination : Their lord looked on in silent approbation ; And would the corpse have quietly interred Had heavy yam stick bitten home too deeply. Whilst safely also, it may be inferred, That cute old Tan had gotten soon and cheaply Rib number three to pound his tasteless nardoo,^ Make matters warm, and help to eat his bardoo. But each good wife had crown like clout-head nail — That tougher grows the harder it is hammer'd — And, so when myall was of scant avail. Our brace of beauties at each other clamour'd, As fishfags would if situated like 'em ; But then their blokes might interfere and strike 'em. It grieved me sore to know those matrons fought, Especially about so mean a master, Who look'd on scrimmage as a kind of sport While /provided Bate.^s Salve and plaster : For peace poor Tulip might hot know what hopfe meant Had Tura Jemmy not proposed elopement. That is, I, thinking old Tanbelta greedy. With lady fair told Jemmy to levant ; When he, with promptitude, though rather seedy. The blooming Tulip managed to transplant In neatest style. Yet still I've heard that awful Were adjectives by cultivator lawful. 1. Nardoo— A swamp seed which Burke and Wills starved on. 58 KE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. But as old Tan had not the least idea Of legal agency in crim. con. cases, Like savage hound he hunted for his dear And her abductor in all sorts of places ; And, by good luck and, on their part, much dodging, He found them not in any sylvan lodging. Then, by-and-by, his wrath began to cool. As did the ardour of the other rascal. Tanbelta found he'd been a hoary fool — The gay Lothario, that he'd to task all A sated hubbie's tactics to be pleasant To pouting spouse — when no one else was present. So to Society the pair returned And went to visit at Tanbelta's wurley — To leave their cards our friends had not then learned, And little cared if they call'd late or early ; But still, I fancy, that in presence, greasy. Of sable friend — the bridegroom — felt uneasy. The bride's late husband wore a sullen air Which might mean treachery, so Jemmy eyed him With wary optics, while the charming pair Of Eve's dark daughters prattled on beside him ; For both — well satisfied with late transaction — Were full of peace as kill'd out Irish faction. Though lacking tea, they whiled the time away In gossip light, just like their fairer sisters, Who vastly relish chats on topics gay. TULIP. 59. But more especially on social blisters, Which, though they sting their dearest friends most keenly » With meaning smiles they revel in serenely. But as I did not happen to be there, And phonographs were yet to be invented, I cannot favour you with scandal rare Those ladies whisper'd and with eyes accented ; So please suppose the pretty dears, like others. Discoursed, at length, on other black gins brothers. Or fairer beaux — for be it known that both Were vastly partial to a white-skinn'd lover. And prized his presents — being nothing loth To take a blue shirt as a fancy cover ; While more especially was either willing To close her fingers on a proffer'd shilling. 'Twas quite millenium, altho' the old one Would sometimes try his Tulip to regain ; When, 'stead of braining Jemmy, like a bold one, He'd track the spoiler on secluded plain ; And had he caught him in a state unguarded. Black James' caul would soon his hide have larded. But, weasel like, our Tura kept one eye On constant guard, while he with 'tother slumber'd ; And though undoubtedly his foe was spry, Jem's mangled corpse no solitude has cumber'd. Indeed, the vagabond — now fat and fifty — Is, like one " Larry " — happy though unthrifty. ^0 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. A sluggish tide had Tulip's sea of life, With Jemmy's jealousy to stir its ripples And make things pleasant to his faithful wife. Your green-eyed man is like the one who tipples : His bete noir bolts if once 'tis fairly going, And when 'twill stop there's certainly no knowing. A little incident I'll now relate That illustrates how mischief sometimes sways us From path respectable to deviate ; Then, Judas-like, all shamefully betrays us ; And this queer business, prompted sure by devil, O'erspread the land like fabled Satyr's revel. For was not Tulip by her pro. tem. lord Most kindly sent to old Tanbelta's wurley, While Tan, to show his mind was richly stor'd With notions liberal as well as surly, Dispatch'd his Jenny to the couch vacated, And, presto ! change ! the couples were cross mated. But in such action there was nothing strange, For all their friends and relatives were doing The self-same thing along the Flinders Range ; And which I told them they'd be likely rueing — They only laugh'd, and seemed to think me foolish. While I thought them a vast deal worse than mulish. But times are changeable, and fancies too ; And so it was that Jemmy and Tanbelta, With other members of free-thinking crew — TULIP. 61 Who'd spouses swapped, as others would a pelta^ — From rampant sin to purity subsided By being coupled as though ne'er divided. That freak was singular in dual sense Because 'twas strange, and not again repeated. While parties to it came without pretence To be by me medicinally treated ; Indeed, they paid — and over many dearly — For having acted (we will put it) queerly. And after that I neither saw nor heard Of Jemmy's lubra, till from home returning I passed the place where she had been interr'd In leafy tomb, which last, from lack of learning In grieving relatives, bore no inscription To father fibs and practice kind deception. So then, said I, poor Tulip shall not fade From face of earth and leave no trace behind her, And though less skilful with a pen than spade I'll do my best an epitaph to find her. An epitaph ! Her story would be better — So here Iv'e told what incidents beset her. 1. Pelta— garment. iT 62 KB-ECHOES FKOM COONDAMBO. TO A DEAD BLACK GIH* Alas, poor Wongaty ! But yesterday With coaxing smile a pipeful yoM. were asking, When with your friends you at the woodheap lay^ Like some huge lizard in the sunshine basking.. O, freak of fate ! In effort to provide A future harvest for the Reaper's sickle Upon yourself the trenchant blade was tried, And truest tears down dusky cheeks now trickle.. A cheery daughter of the soil were you, And sad to say at times a shocking sinner ; That is to strict, enUghtened, people's view — But folks will sin who sadly need a dinner. Besides, propriety you never learned From pious parents or chaste friend's example ;- Your livelihood by queerest means was earned. And you of Black Gins were an honest sample. When plenty reigned exhibited would be Two rows of pearls in dazzling white condition. Which open'd wide that feasting friends might see The way by which you gave good things admission.. And then your sigh ! when all had entered in To spacious storeroom's flexible concealment ; For shafts of fate you'd care no single pin. But knew the peace an anaconda's meal meant. TO A DEAD BLACK GIN. 63 When drought prevailed and you could rarely find A scanty meal in dust o'er-laden blizzard, JE'en patient Job had envied you your mind While slowly grill'd attenuated lizard. And so with sunshine and with shadow cast Across your path by mingled joy and sorrow, Uncertainty had so usurp'd your past That little reek'd you what might bring the morrow. Whate'er your thoughts were of a future state You realised that you were surely dying ; Yet all resignedly you met your fate While grieving friends around your couch were crying. Yoii said " Good-bye " as pious Christian might. Then closed your eyes in slumber never ending. Your soul released has wingd its viewless flight And left its clay for elemental blending. Should some believe — self-righteous prigs — that you Are surely doom'd to torments everlasting. Let sinless members of the bigot crew Stand boldly forth and start the missile casting. Far greater culprits, when by death dismay'd. With prayers and tears profess a late repentance ; Then fondly deem their peace with Heaven they've made And so escaped an outraged God's just sentence. Where wings thy soul, poor dusky heathen, where ? And will its case be judged on all its merits ] Untutor'd here, must it be /«««jA'" While she muses : " Would his rival: — Handsome Henri — use her so ? " THROUGH THE KEYHOLE. 157 Thro' the keyhole, thro' the keyhole, There is mischief in the air ; For love has fled, with wedlock, From an ill-assorted pair. And I mutter thro' the keyhole — " Fools ! Beware ! " -Now another stair I've mounted — AH the beau monde are below ; Still, I'll look in on the lodgers. — Just a passing peep, you know — And what see I ? Birds in springtime ? No ! 'tis Leon and Lisetle — He's a reckless, purse-bare student. She a black-eyed, trim grisette ; •Crack'd each plate and cup and saucer. Rather coarse the fare I see. Yet love gilds the feast for Leon And for Lisette — on his knee. Thro' the keyhole, thro' the keyhole, A queer paradise on earth. Rendered bright by merry laughter. Magic wrought by youthful mirth. Thro' the keyhole, thro' the keyhole, There is mirth. No more stairs are now above me ; At an attic door I pause — I Ve not seen the widow lately, And I ask myself the cause ? 158 EB-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. Then I peep in thro' the keyhole, And a mist obscures my eye, For a dead child lies before me. With a woman kneeling by — A broken chair and table, An empty grate is there, While the cupboard, standing open, Shows its shelves all bleak and bare. But, ah, a rat comes stealing, Startled not by e'en a breath : The widow starts not ! Mon Dieu ! Joined her child has she through death T Thro' the keyhole, thro' the keyhole — There is death ! iT What ends a fellow's careless fun. And causes him to take the bun For groaning e'er the night be done ? Neuralgia ! What takes him from the racing path And stirs 'gainst quacks his boiling wrath,. When bills are but his aftermath ? Neuralgia ! NEURALGIA. 159 What prompts the vow that toothache's pain Would as a change be one of gain ! Though vow and wish are all in vain 1 Neuralgia ! What hisses " Pray for death to come, Then seek oblivion in rum, To be with headache still more glum ? " Neuralgia ! What threatens — " Do but dare to sneeze. Much less to cough, by way of ease, And with my rack I'll take fresh fees ? " Neuralgia ! What turns his wife to shrewish jade. And makes her pray that burglar's blade May end his nightly ghost parade ? Neuralgia ! I'm cursing as these lines I write The demon that with hellish spite Has tortured me throughout the night — Neuralgia ! iT 160 EE-ECHOBS FROM COONDAMBO. OtJR TBAOESPEOPtB-ESPECtALXiY THE SUTCSEB. We are strangers in this city (whose Chief Magistrate is Ware), And therefore to its tradesfolk one and all ; But they promptly called upon us to supply our daily fare ; While Newsey flung the daily o'er the wall. Bright and early in the morning a stout matron m a hat — A sort of wide umbrella done in straw — Left cowjuice on the doorstep to amuse the neighbour's cat, Yet waited not equivalent to draw. The greengrocer is comely, so our cook declared that he Was just the man we wanted, she was sure, But found he'd married early and had got a family — His green stuff now is fit but for manure. We understood not coupons till the baker kindly sed, " A dozen you should purchase, so to save A little fortune weekly in expenditure on bread," (He hoped a path to business thus to pave). The fat man bawling " Fat, oh," sought a soap and candle biz. While fisherman, with basket on his arm, Just showed us what perfection in 3. fresh fish truly is ; We paid, but do not wish him any harm. OUR TEADESPEOPLE— ESPECIALLY THE BUTCHER. 161 Now come I to the butcher, whose cognomen queer is Chumps, A name on marble headstone to be graved, Should he persist in bringing raw material in lumps At which e'en Job, the patient, would have raved. That is, if he as carver had attempted to divide Such chunks with bony framework still intact. Till drenched in perspiration, gravy-splashed, and angry- eyed. He spouted verbal lava as he hacked. I seldom swear at table ; but upon a catapult I've fixed my mental optics, and will buy A missile hurling engine and then call on Chumps to halt,. His occipital density to try With tough unjointed section of a badly slaughtered sheep — I do not carve with wood-axe, so 'twill be A chain-shot class projectile that will floor him in a heap While jurymen at inquest must agree That, far from being murder, it was simply butcher-cide — Exasperating creatures we should kill ; Then add, " You've earned our thanks, sir, so just please to step outside, We've clubbed our fees to treat you, and we will." 20^ 162 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. VeaOAHT GBBEH A«0 THE CBOW. A Story for the Boys. Young Verdant Green saddled his horse at the rail. Saddle and bridle and crupper were new, Brand new were his breastplate and surcingle, While Verdant himself might well pass for that, too ; His spurs had no speck and were long in the neck. His leggings and suit they were all above par, But just then a crow — who appeared in the know — Croaked mockingly, " Ah-r-r, You are greener than grass, so you a-r-r." Grown dirty, of course, when he'd saddled his horse, He brushed off the dust from his sleeves and his boots ; He brushed off the flies, which would cling round his eyes, Addressing them thus — "O, you horwible bwoots ! " But here a tame black ambled out with a snack — For Verdant would meet with no public-house bar — And waterbag (new), which seem'd dripping with dew , That crow, when he saw it, croaked " A-h-r, It will leak dry before you go f-a-r." To saddle's side D his new waterbag he And luncheon secured with a stout piece of twine He took from his pocket, then mounted grey Rocket In order to visit an old copper mine. VERDANT GREEN AND THE CROW. Then somebody cried, " Take good heed where you ride, For mulgas and myalls bad fingerposts are. And often, indeed, green newcomers mislead." That crow, as he took wing, croaked, " A-h-r, These new chums are choice snacks, they a-r-r.'' The weather was hot, but the flies, a large lot, With Verdant elected to go in a cluster. And though he objected, no chance they neglected In all his moist cuticle's crannies to muster. Not nearly all fun was that ride in the sun. And Verdant Green's feelings received quite a jar When, from a dead mulga, with air rude and vulgar. That crow gave an insolent " A-h-r, I'll have you my tit-bit, a-h-r." Then somehow or other, perhaps from the bother Our Verdant endured from that crow and those flies, He got off the track and then could not get back, Though cantering Rocket to rise after rise. To see something hoping, the next moment moping Till, ah ! he is certain he hears a sheep's ba-a ; Then hastens to find it, and he who may mind it, 'Tis that fiend crow that greets him " A-h-r, You are lost now, you fool, yes, you a-r-r." That greets him with " r," and a grating " e-r " Tacked on to the first " r," confound him. Though Green fears the worst, and is certainly lost. How h&'djump on that vile crow and pound him. 164 RE-BCHOES FROM COONDAMBO. The hideous thing, like an imp on the wing, With eye gleaming out from a setting of tar, It gloats o'er his pain, and again and again Just settles to greet him with, " A-h-r, You are bound to be crow's meat, you a-r-r." Now Rocket, who's not in condition to trot And canter for ever and ever on end, Just feels like a log, and at last will not jog, Though drumstick-like spurs are now plied by our friend. A terrible fix — one of Satan's own tricks — And Verdant Green thinks how his pa and his ma Will weep for their cherished and loved heir, who perished. That crow, all exultant, croaks, " A-h-r, /'// have you before your ma-m-a." The horse at last stops, and our innocent drops From saddle to ground by old Rocket to think ; But think he can-not, nor one landmark can spot, So clutches his bag just to have a big drink. He'll have a big drink- — he of luncheon don't think — But, ah ! the bag's dry- — as I hear deserts are — The constant drip, dripping, has left not one sip in. That crow, like a demon, croaks, " K-\\-x, You are ready for picking, you a-r-r." I wish you would die, so I'd have by-and-bye Your optics, and those of old Rocket's, of course ; I dote on fresh eyes, and a corpse is a prize I greatly prefer to dead bullock or horse.'' THE TALE OF A TERRIBLE TRAP. 165 But, ah, what is that? " Tis the stockrider's hat, And stockrider under it — Oh, what a jar Is this for the crow — and, as homeward they go. He grinds out the ghost of his former " A-h-r — A woebegone, gizzard-wrung, r-r r." iT THE TAtE OP A THBRtBt^E TRAP. AN ALLEGORY. Come, reader, with me to Lake Torrens' border — A labyrinth lonely — where scrub is the order On Nature's brown face, like infectious disorder On childhood's unfortunate cuticle. For bush-covered sandhills run closely together, And spines will intrude till you scarcely know whether You won't have to take to twin garments of leather. When prickles and mulga sticks you tickle. The sun is declining but still brightly shining, When, hark ! by that black oak, what can it be whining ? Or rather, what can they I for I am opining It comes from two singular creatures. But just as I'm speaking a curious squeaking Joins in, like a chorus, so let us be seeking The gifted performers. Ah ! see, they are sneaking — Sleek dingoes with lupuline features ! 166 RE-ECHOES FHOM COONDAMBO. And there, on the sandy soil, sprawling quite handy, Crawl litter of puppies, all blunt-nosed and bandy, Around a large lizard that once was a dandy Too festive, perhaps, for a saurian ; But now 'tis affecting to see them dissecting The luckless old berdna,^ sharp scales not protecting His inward formation from those now inspecting It, well, by the method Ccesarean. The student insisters — fond brothers and sisters — Sweet tempers are showing, as if they had blisters On tenderest places ; for though they're not Jisters They worry each other delightfully ; But maybe 'tis only a thirsting for knowledge Which makes them so eager, in Nature's own college To study minutely, in this their dog's doll age. The creature they fight for so spitefully. But, ah ! there's another not happy — the mother — Who glares at her hubby as if she could smother Or wipe him out quickly by some means or other ; What has he been doing, I wonder ? From queer glances flying, not what they are saying, I'm pretty well certain he well deserves flaying ; And no doubt from virtue's strict path some vile straying Has married love managed to sunder. Some ladies, I fancy, are causelessly jealous, But not so this female ; for Frisk is too zealous In sylvan seclusion — his conscience grown callous — To get in once more her good graces. 1. Berdna — Iguana. THE TALE OF A TERRIBLE TRAP. 167 Through pond he wants dragging, for see how he's wagging His fine furry brush while she's shrewishly nagging : He won't even hint that she well deserves gagging ; Yes, guilt in his rascally face is ! Yet though we should clout him, there's something about him A deal to his credit, howe'er we misdoubt him — His equable temper ! Why, nothing will flout him, Or make him less jaunty and festive ; But, ah ! he is going — that lava a.je flowing Has made things too sultry — and now there's no knowing What Frisky intends, but of wild oats the sowing His actions are more than suggestive. Lupe, dropping her tail and her bristles together, To litter retreats in great doubt as to whether Her Frisky may ever return to his tether — She may have been /us( a bit hasty ! But all about buppa^ — though anxious to drown them — We'll leave with the longing that some one may crown them With martyrdom gory e'er summer can brown them. How Chang would enjoy them iri pasty ! As damp are the sandhills from late fallen shower Our dingo is shunning each rain-laden bower. Because — quite per contra to buttercup's flower — He thinks a dry coat the most dandy ; 1. All the puppies, tuppa meaning the young of anything. 168 KE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. So, mischief in view, he is merrily tripping Where pearls of pure water lend each leaf a tipping. Just musing on lambkins, which ought to be skipping Round crabholes — for playgrounds so handy. But never a lambkin is there about playing. Or tasty marsupial Frisk may be slaying ; No staggering calf, no old nanny-goat straying To furnish a dingo with dinner ; But little his thinking of eating or drinking — Such pleasures, at best, are but equal to rinking — Oh, theris something rather more tempting I'm thinking ; And Frisky does smile — the old sinner. By newly-built fence a young slut's eyes are shining Above parted mouth, most delightfully whining — At least to our masculine dingo's opining, And he is a judge of ability. Two velvety ears — that are flirting too knowingly — And lithe slender body, which bends about flowingly. Compels Master Frisky to wiggle most wooingly And caper to show his agility. But here I declare that with sorrow and sadness I view the false Frisky's expressions of gladness — His sposa at home ! Why it really is badness Quite counter to honour's commanding. But ears when not hearing and eyes when not seeing Are never offended ; and so in his spreeing With sophistry's maxims is always agreeing — Our rascal too well understanding. THE TALE OF A TERRIBLE TRAP. 169 His wicked old nose to the nose of the stranger Trisk lovingly thrusts, not imaging danger Is lurking behind him now — thanks to Joe Grainger — His tail marks dread peril's diameter : A terrible trap with a newly filed trigger And powerful jaws, which would hold a wild nigger Or leave him, at best, but a lame-legg'd figure — What Mr. Muldoon calls a lameter ! An impudent leer Frisky gives and a wriggle, To which the young lady replies with a giggle ; Thus causing our sad dog his thick brush to wiggle — A motion in prudence most wanting. For just where it popp'd on the smooth sand delusive A trigger is sprung — an event not conducive To poor dingo's fun — and an ending conclusive Is put to his gay galavanting. With sharp yells resounding, whose echoes rebounding The parrots dislodge from dark mulgas surrounding. Frisk worries the ieie noir his tail now impounding, And even would bite fair Delilah. But, oh, the sharp snap the vile trap made when closing, •So shattered her nerves that they now need composing ; And, see ! a dim vista is rapidly closing On temptress — for so we may style her. Oh ! why had Frisk's thoughts from his own Lupulina E'er wandered a moment ] Ah ! would that he'd been a Sad exile, like Nap, on the lone St. Helena, So he were well out of this trouble. 170 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. But, then, though a long one, his tail is a strong one ;; And, oh, its detainer is really the wrong one To part from a victim, whatever the wrong done— And so there's an end to the bubble Of heart-cheering hope that deludes e'en while flattering,- For fate, deaf to prayer or blue adjective scattering. Is down upon Frisky, in spite of the smattering He has of cho ce terms of invective. So, howling and springing, or on the ground flinging, His sand bespoiled body does nought towards bringing His out-back extension from gin to its clinging — He'll soon be a shingle defective ! Frisk tries to bolt off but his tail gives due warning Of tethers length reached, which he cannot be scorning — Oh ! nought can he now do by scheming or fawning, For he is in grip inexorable. He raves and he swears in a dingo's wild fashion When freezing with fright or o'erboiling with passion. His captor is steel sans all fear or compassion — His plight it is simply deplorable. But, ah ! there's a beaming of comfort still gleaming: Not hopeless his case — as it looked at iirst seeming — And Frisk may escape yet by means of some scheming — The trap has green. hide for a tether! And then, though his musical-box may be bleeding. His teeth are in order for biting and feeding. And now gnaw a spring which, by sHpping, is leading Directly to makings of leather. THE TALE OF A TERRIBLE TRAP. 171 But how long would leather and hide put together Resist Frisky's grinders ? And now he thinks whether He will or he will not expose to the weather His quarters — like fox in the fable ! But soon his fierce snapping results in deep gapping, And severs completely the hide's double lapping ; When, gaining his freedom — at least from the strapping — He once more for running is able. Like freshly slipped greyhound our Frisky is bounding, Pursued by the trap, with an uproar resounding ; Their speed from the jump-off is truly astounding All records for time they are breaking. Don't talk of a cur with an ending in kettle ; — One ne'er ran before with a tithe of Frisk's mettle. For he, in addition to hardest of fettle, Has glutton the pace to be making ! A runaway train down steep incline careering, Or zebra, fierce lion's loud roar after hearing, Might travel, but not as friend Frisky is clearing — Or trying to clear — from the -evil Persuader behind ; for how scrubby no matter May sandhill or plain be, he runs like a hatter, The trap bounding after with soul-scaring clatter ; " Eclipse '' he'd eclipse on the level. By sad chance, indeed, not of fugitives seeking, A bee-line Frisk makes for his puppies all squeaking. Where wife of his bosom — too sulky for speaking — Is restlessly strolling quite near 'em. 172 EE-KCHOES FROM COONDAMBO. Like horrible chain-shot in startled air flashing, Or broadside of brickbats through bow windows crashing, The engine and Frisk of iive puppies make a hashing, Ere Lupe from their onslaught could clear 'em. A loss, by-the-bye, man ! for no mutton-pie man Is there to convert them to pies in his high can ; Or sausage — the primest of German — ^by sly plan ; Frisk now is not careful of trifles ! Lupe gives him one glance full of anger and sorrow, Then thinks on the wigging.he'll wince at to-morrow, While wondering wherefor that thing he should borrow — They've vanish'd like bullets from rifles. Now mile after mile, and still going like winking. Frisk makes all the running to stall off the clinking Opponent of steel, while he's constantly thinking It owes to old Nick its paternity. But never will Frisky that dead-sticker shake off, Or, after re-weighing, the extra weight take off; He cannot pull up, from the course he can't make off — He's handicapp'd now for eternity. MORAL. Now, benedicts all, when you leave your fond spouses Don't visit queer friends in their shady town houses. And where — in the vulgar tongue — often such rows is. Or trouble you'll suffer 'tis certain ! THE TALE OF A TEREIBLE TRAP. 17S And do not go leering at servant girls pretty, Whatever their names be — Jane, Martha, or Kitty ; Unless you would find, when you're home from the city, Hot coffee and lectures called curtain ! So gentlemen all, from my story take warning And do not its fine moral lesson be scorning. Or sooner or later you'll understand pawning And emulate " Old Mother Hubbard." For though Frisky's friend did so suddenly vanish. You might get entangled with some hard to banish. Who'd cling with persistence you'd find far too clannish. And skeletons leave in your cupboard. Then think, too, of time when your dim earthly taper Is blown out by death, and on Styx bank you vapour — I mean your vexed shade — and with many a caper Try hard to gain Charon's attention ! While he, poleing on, with his craft leaking badly — Which, sinking or no, you would occupy gladly — Will leave you behind him to think over sadly Those sins which I scarcely need mention. And you, married ladies — to men so superior — Don't make for dear husbands too hot the interior Of cottage or mansion, if once they are beery, or Glance at the fair who so try men. For though even temper'd they are at first starting And love you sincerely, continual smarting From lingual caustic often ends in the parting Of bonds — both of love and of hymen ! 174 RE-ECHOES FKOM COONDAMBO. And readers, remember, each pater and mater Such misgoverned doings will, sooner or later. Incite to like conduct the cubs in your crater — Your children, who share your society. For infantile minds are as wax for receiving, And steel for retaining, impressions, which cleaving Through all after life may result in deceiving Their owners re perfect propriety. iT SOtlG OF THE FAB UOBTH UhlU AFTER HOOD. With action weary and spent. With eyeballs sunken and dull, Four shambling, ghostlike horses strive A lumbering coach to pull. Drag ! drag ! drag ! In terrible scorching clime. Oh ! fain would stop each poor struggling nag For hasty bite from a feeding bag And moment's breathing time. Drag ! drag ! drag ! 'Midst sweltering, shadeless bush ; And drag I drag ! drag ! While /ar« behind must push. SONG OF THE FAR NORTH MAIL. 175 'Twere better in a cart — To ride with the knacker's man — Where horses have ever to take a part 'When jpast cab, coach, or van ! Drag ! drag ! drag ! Though long their strength has failed. Drag ! drag ! drag ! iBy merciless whip-thong wealed. Plain and sideling and creek, -Creek and sideling and plain, And over the gutters they stagger weak. The end of the stage to gain. -Oh ! mail with letters fraught ! Oh ! mail that hurries and drives ! No senseless leather you're wearing out, But hapless creatures' lives. Drag ! drag ! drag ! In suffering, hunger, and grime ; Away up here in the dreary North Horse-killing is no crime ! Oh ! death would be glad escape To suffering frames of bone. Which crawling on, in skeleton shape, Would melt a heart of stone — Would melt a heart of stone To think of the pain they know. Oh ! shame that horses thus should starve, Though far from mead or mow. 176 KE-ECHOES FROM COOKDAMBO. Drag ! drag ! drag ! The whipcord never flags While a man for wages still will ply The scourge on those wretched nags. A hayless yard and a barren plain — Starvation everywhere — From well alone can they get their fill,. And oftentimes not there. Drag ! drag ! drag ! A weary stage and long. Drag ! drag ! drag ! Urged on by ruthless thong, Creek and sideling and plain, Plain and sideling and creek, Till staggering gait and drooping headi Of sheer prostration speak. Drag ! drag ! drag ! With the noonday sun too bright, And drag ! drag ! drag ! Through suffocating night. Till Larry falls asleep, To wake with a sudden start. As they soon know by the whip's sharp crack And " long oats " burning smart. Oh ! for a hearty feed Of lucerne or hay so sweet, Or e'en the town nag's bed Down-trodden 'neath his feet — SONG OF THE FAR NORTH MAIL, .177 For only one short week, In rural rude brush shed, With portly cow and the plough nag sleek, Where once, perchance, they fed . Oh ! for a respite brief From galling collar and whip. From sweat-soaked trace and bit and rein, And dusty toilsome trip ; A little feeding would give them heart — But pity nought avails : There is nofeedlox those starving steeds,* Gaunt slaves of Her Majesty's mails. With action weary and spent. With eyeballs sunken and dull. Four shambling, ghost-like horses strive A lumbering coach to pull. Drag ! drag ! drag ! In terrible scorching clime. Oh ! fain would stop each poor struggling nag For hasty bite from a feeding bag, And moment's breathing time ! * Note. — These verses were written in 1878, "when the horses runnimg the Blininan mail had to subsist on what they could pick up on country where sheep were sta/rmng^ the consequence oftentimes being that animals starting on a stage had to be turned out to die before the next changing place would be reached. The whole business was characterised by horrible brutality, as the whip had to be constantly kept going to get eren a walk or jog out of the wretched beasts. The verses appeared in The Eegiater newspaper, and were the means of calling the attention of the authorities to the matter— much to the horses' advantage. — E.B. 178 BE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. AVEHNUS m An ATTtC. The day had been a record one ; And all within the city Admitted they were overdone Through baking in the burning sun ; Sweat drench'd were they and gritty. And now in tarry-smelling street They wearily did wander ; Perchance hot maidens fair to meet, Or hot acquaintances to treat, Where "cits" their money squander. I pryed not into their affairs, But entered certain portals ; Then, mounting darksome grimy stairs, Unknowing " Burford,"* much less " Pears," I interviewed queer mortals. In shadow-haunted barn-like room. Where printers' ghosts might revel. And where, amidst the midnight gloom, When foreman did for copy fume. Had flitted Printer's Devil. *"Burford," theS.A. " Pears," the fragrance of whose factory is a scent of beauty and a Joy for ever. AVBRNTJS IN AN ATTIC. 179 But now, in linotyping days, With type-pots pewter melting, Three Jobbers stood beside their trays — All faintly seen 'neath gas-jet rays — Devoid of trews or belting. For, furnace-like, that attic's heat Near held those comps in fusion : And though they garbed were to their feet, I nearly beat a swift retreat In virgin-like confusion. Their dress was strictly decolette — An apron hung before, sir, With one behind — which seemed to me From savage state scarce one degree — I would not be unkind, sir. Yet I remarked to apron'd man, " Your suit is truly breezy, And fitted for the frying-pan. Will fizzle soul of erring man. For here you seem quite easy." That comp remarked, " This is not hell. Though, should you stay one minute, You'll conjure up a brimstone smell. With demon forms your fears to swell, Until you'll swear you're in it." 180 EE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. I did not wait a moment ! No ! But to the street returning, Had cooling B. and soda go ; Then mused upon the fires below Which are for ever burning. LATER. Next morning in that grimy floor Those comps were soaked for evermore. Yes ! there they lay in perfect peace — Six aprons and three spots of grease ! ir THE WPE or THE UVERY HORSE. I once was a frolicsome foal, Presumably sleek as a mole. But age, as with men, Brought its troubles and then I did not fare well on the whole. No ! during a drought I near died, And poverty speckled my hide ; Then, once broken in, Rough, girth-gall'd, and thin. They call'd me a duffer to ride ! THE LITE OF THE LIVERY HOESE. 181 The consequence was I next found Myself for Metropolis bound, Curtailed to a cob In a weedy cull mob ; Then sold in the ring for a pound- On cab-stand I stood for a while To earn cabby sixpence per mile, But did not grow fat On the proceeds, for that Is not quite a cab horse's style. I pass'd on to Letting-out man, And then 'twas I really began To know what toil meant, When long journeys I went As only a hired horse can. I might have been fairly well fed — Have often turned litter for bed — But when on the road With a " larrikin " load, I'd reason to wish myself dead ; They'd paid their half quid for the day And meant their blank oath to be gay, So I was kept going With sweat ever flowing En route for the Hills ot the Bay ; 182 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. At pub troughs they'd stop me to drink — Each seeming for liquor a sink — And then every bloke On the road with a moke They'd pass, as they'd say, "in a wink." With nostrils distended and set. With turned hair all salt-grime and sweat, I'd stagger at night In deplorable plight, Brief respite from torture to get ! What wonder then is it my knees O'er hang by say forty degrees ; The windgalls below As I painfully go To Minchin* for permanent ease. *The Curator of the Adelaide Zoo. hovu m A ctttracH. A WELSH STORY FOUNDED ON HARD FACT. One summer's morning, piously intent. To Ruthlin Church the Circuit Judges went — LOVE IN A CHURCH. 183 A proper precedent to show, and leaven Forensic lore with that which leads to heaven ; And this, with psalmody and fervid prayer, The pro. tem. parson deftly sandwiched there, While Legal Limbs a pathway to the skies Devoutly traced with rooftree searching eyes ; But were their thoughts in unison ? Who cares ? The " Devil's Own " may dodge the devil's snares : So let them listen, or in slumber lurch — My therne is love, conceived and urged in Church. A tourist gay, who, prodigal of money. The verger tips well, sits this morning sunny To mark, to learn, and inwardly digest The points of doctrine fervently expressed By pious clergyman in surplice white, Who oft before has guided souls aright ; But now I fear his periods will fall On stranger's ears, yet not his thoughts enthrall. For summer nymph — white muslin robed and bright — In pew adjacent captivates his sight. In tumult wild his pulses all are toss'd ; He looks ! he sighs ! all else to him is lost ; By Hymen tied, right soon that maiden fair Shall fondly love him and enjoy his care ; His arms alone shall clasp that taper waist. No lips save his her honeyed kisses taste — Of course, excepting hug and kiss paternal ; Of female relatives, and calm fraternal. A sweet monopoly, for sure is he By sighing swain unclasp'd, unkiss'd, is she. 184 KE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. But, oh, my brethren, we too have been In love — as he is — and perhaps as green ! Yes, archer small has winged a cunning shaft That, freshly feathered, now impales the heart Of scented swell — in latest thing by Poole — Who looks, perhaps, but is not quite a fool. To goddess fair impetuous he'd fly. Be blest for ever or, rejected, die. He checks the impulse for, on shining wings. Kind inspiration comfort to him brings. Oh, happy thought ! By Jupiter, 'twill do ! His costly Bible opens to his view — Its rustling pages flutter 'neath his hand — His scheme, dear reader, you shall understand. " The very thing !" Verse five he hghts upon Of second letter of Apostle John : " And I thy servant do beseech thee. Miss — No new commandment, I maintain, is this — For from the first it was ordained that we Should love each other, that is, you and me I " With marking pin the passage he impales, Then hands the volume o'er the polished rails To pride of Cambria — of course the maid — Who takes it from him, with expression staid ; While much she wonders, till with woman's wit For problem strange she finds solution fit. Then, quite resolving that the ardent youth Is rich and handsome, seeks the Book of Ruth, LOVE IN A CHURCH. 18 & Verse tenth, chap, second, which sustains the case, As instanc'd here : " She, falling on her face, To Boaz said," with no mock modest sound, " Why in thine eyes have I such favour found. And la stranger 1" Here the book again She gives to that infatuated swain, While conscious glances, stealing from her eyes, Shame softest sunshine from sweet summer skies, Which makes him feel How i I can scarcely tell,. Though youthful lovers know the feeling well. For, oh, he finds sensations round his heart Of keenest pleasure — yet with painful smart. And now, he murmurs, " She is mine, indeed ;" Yet seeks the third and last of John with speed. Which, having found, he gives to maiden's view ; And here its paraphrase I hand to you : " To thee so many things I have to write That don't you think, love, we should meet to-night. Or after service, so that, face to face, I then can urge — and yoa can hear — my easel" She reads the verse, returning him a look, While still in pawn she keeps that useful book — A happy omen in her lover's eyes, For Paradise is seen through cloudless skies. Not lovely only is the fair, but kind ; Then farewell fear, let rapture flood his mind. The sheriff nods, the judges rappee take. And cough and sneeze to keep themselves awake ; While wakeful wives oft nudge their heavy spouses, Who, dosing off, would warble through their noses. 186 EE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. On vagrant butterfly the children's eyes Are keenly fixed, as overhead it flies To hunt for honey in deceitful flowers That nothing owe to sunshine or to showers, But flits at last through window to the fields. While glibly still his tongue the parson wields ; For earnestly, yet all devoid of cant. He strongly urges, though he does not rant ; Brings light of reference from writ divine On sermon's subject to intensely shine ; His words out-gushing in a saintly flow. Till hungry magistrates impatient grow For tasty luncheon — cooked the day before Lest his dark Majesty a point might score. " Lastly, my brethren ! " to this a sigh Of soft relief makes eloquent reply : Soul-saving sermons satisfy the mitid, But Nature's cravings still a salve must find ! At lovely maid our hero steals a glance. And meets — oh, rapture — hers by merest chance. 'Tis quick averted, while each pearl-shell ear And swan-like neck in " blush rose " hues appear ; These, like the tints on springtide landscape bright, Lend added charms, and crown the swain's delight. With gentle bang the parson shuts the book ; His sermon closes, and with fervid look Implores a blessing on his flock, who now Their lowered heads in solemn worship bow, LOVE IN A CHUECH. 187 That is, they're buttoning their gloves and tying "Young hopefuls' hats, who, near with hunger dying, Are all impatient from their seats to go, As is the lady and her handsome beau — At least the beau is, though 1 fear I err About the belle ; too well bred she by far ■ To wish the moments fleeter than before, •Or one step near Ruthlin's old church door. The blessing said, with loud resounding swell ' The organ's tones the sacred building fill. While crowded audience, with decent pace, Pervade the aisles and slowly leave the place. ' The plebs move first and from the portals go — To leave their seats their betters are more slow — ■ They wait till aisles from concourse shall be free. Then issue forth to sail majestically Through shady porch to where a dapper page ■ Or footman stands by stylish equipage ; They take their places and, with conscious pride, To mansion old or modern villa ride. Now, gentle reader, you expect I'll tell • Of meeting transports of our beau and belle, But there you err ; some other bard may sing Of wedding breakfast, and that sort of thing. One crumb of comfort only I can fling — ,He paid the jeweller, she wore the ring ! 188 EE-ECHOBS PROM COONDAMBO. THH UWn Of A WOHKmG BtJt^LOCK. A pretty young bull calf, red spotted, and sleek, Is sporting with other calves small, Which merrily race by a shady gum creek, Unheeding each cow's loving call. They flourish their tails in the ambient air. They battle each other in sport ; For little they're thinking of trouble or care, Or anything else of the sort. But lurking hard fortune is near as they play. For stockkeeper, stockwhip in hand. On cunning old stockhorse soon drives them away To suffer by knife and by brand. For 'tis to the station-yard now they all go — By more they are joined on the way — And echoes are ringing to whip crack and low, This general mustering day. Our careless young calf — as rude lesson in life — Discovers the nature of pain. For cruel thongs cut through his skin like a knife- When weary he lags on the plain. He hastens his pace with a dolorous bleat — He learns that he should not delay ; That loitering business he will not repeat- But keep up the rest of the way. THE LIFE OF A WORKING BULLOCK. 189 -Now shut in a pen are the calves from the cows, Which to them incessantly low, While red flames are leaping from crooked gum boughs Round brands that are soon at red glow. Past ponderous post runs a lariat small. With noose on the innermost end — This, active young bushmen are waiting to haul, -And Branders' sharp call to attend. Now loose loop is hanging from far-reaching stick — Our calf he is noosed by the neck, And impotent all is each struggle and kick The tide of his troubles to check. Enraged and astonished he bellows aloud, His tail is in torturing hands ; Hauled in is the rope by that cynical crowd, And he a close prisoner stands. Then leg-rope on hind foot they speedily cast And strain it to topmost yard rail ; In similar fashion a fore they make fast, Then drag him to ground by the tail. .Now held is his head 'neath a stockkeeper's knee, While overseer — not at all tender — Leans over his flank, and our calf soon will be A case of non-mischievous gender. -And now on his hide with a red hissing brand A cypher or number they sear ; Then angle or curve by unfaltering hand Is cut from a quivering ear. 190 RB-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. His eyes and his nostrils with filthy dust fill, His coat it hath many a smear ; Cast loose are his fetters by Harry or Bill, And he starts on the life of a steer. While time for our bullock has hurried away, Hishfe of the freest has been, For camped in cool creeks he has passed each hot day- Has fed 'neath the bonny star's sheen. His horns are wide spread, with a threatening curve His limbs they are brawny and strong, And one day his owner is heard to observe — " I'll rope that big steer before long?" Our sturdy, wild steer in a yard strong and high Now circles like lion in cage. And tosses his head at his enemies nigh, While pawing up dust in his rage. But soon some old cynical slaves of the yoke Are turned in — as shelter designed — The motions of man with the lassoo to cloak. And safety from danger to find. By noose, round his great horns, he's lassoed again- He bellows and plunges around ; This only increases his trouble and pain — Each strand of that rope it is sound. Like deep-rooted rock he then stubbornly stands,. His lolling tongue swollen and white ; The lariat strains from strong, pitiless hands — 'Tis passive resistance — not fight. THE LIFE OF A WORKING BULLOCK. 191 But, given his head, he is bounding once more ; The roping-stick goads him, and then The rocky brown hilltops re-echo his roar. This means but a laugh for the men, Who, hauling the lariat hand over hand — As quick as he gallops almost — That blustering bullock is brought to a stand With his head drawn tight to a post. Then surly old worker — huge, cunning, and strong — Stands closely the captive beside, And short swivel chain by a newly-cut thong To base of the steer's horns is tied ; Connected 'tis then to long-suffering neck Of "Ranger," with pliable rope ; And henceforth the peace of our friend is a wreck, And he a dumb slave without hope. His burly big bondsmate he rushes around — Such vagaries will not be borne — He'll presently find each obstreporous bound Will meet with a punishing horn ; And soon the old giant will lead him away, And wear him down into submission : With many wild brothers he's had his own way And brought them to servile condition. Our bullock now slaves with the road-weary team — He rests not in terrible heat ; No meadow for him by a murmuring stream. No portion save dust and sore feet. 192 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. And should the wheels sink deep in treacherous sands He suffers a world of abuse, For heavy thong fells from unmerciful hands, Too perfectly trained in its use. And so he toils on ; to new masters is sold, But never by change does he gain ; No pity he finds, when starved, feeble, and old — No respite from whip-thong or chain. But now on a burning hot midsummer day The torturing scourge it may fall ; He heeds it no more, for he falls by the way And casts off for ever his thrall. In sweltering pass, where the wretched beast died. There lieth a festering heap. Where skeleton gleams from malodorous hide, And beetles — the loathliest — creep. The lithe lizard lurks 'neath his cavernous flank, In wait for its sun-loving prey ; While clustering weeds — that scarce hide him — are rank, For they fatten on his decay. A STORY FOUNDED ON FACT. On lonely bushland, silent, parched and brown, A burning flood the torrid sun pours down LOST. 193 From brazen sky, where floats no fleecy speck Of kindly cloud t he solar rays to check — Fierce brilliant rays of searching heat and light, Which fry the landscape and afiiict the sight. Till gasping earth and drooping sapless leaf, From thirst protracted, vainly seek relief But, ah, before us is a lovely scene — Where trees umbrageous form a sylvan screen To shining waters of pellucid lake, Whose sleeping wavelets no rude winds may wake ; While, backing all in semi-circle high, Cliffs grandly rise to kiss the glowing sky — A vision fair to fascinate the sight And fill the weary with a strange delight. Like childhood's fairyland that bright illusion Excites the fancy but defies intrusion ; For hasten to it and 'twill swiftly fade. Then, lost in air, the curious evade. While distant mountains in its stead appear, Whose lofty summits pierce the sunlight clear ; And trees, adjacent, which, dejected, stand Like mourning mutes in life-deserted land. At range's foot extends an arid plain. Inured to drought and hopeless now of rain. Whose waste-scourged surface of all herbage bare Has leafless saltbush dotted here and there. 194 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. While seeming* smoke ascending all around, With fires imagined, marks the circle's bound — A place it is by savage nature cursed With many a duststorm and enduring thirst. Deep silence reigns like that of desert grave, For zephyrs sleep and leaves forget to wave, Though stalking whirlwinds, slender, grey and high, Like pillared smoke-wieaths seek to scale the sky. No bushland denizen relieves the sight. Save soaring eagle in majestic flight, Which watchful wheels in upper fields of air — A dusky speck 'midst universal glare. For thirst-urged animals have gone to seek Refreshing streamlet in umbrageous creek — ■ To ruminate and fight the flies until The sinking sun shall touch a western hill. But, ah, a fugitive invades the scene. With hurried step and agitated mien, Who, speeding onward, with suspicion peers As if fierce foes around his path he fears. For panic driven has been heart and brain Since speedy rumour told of comrade slain By ruthless savages, whose thirst for gore Would send fresh victims to the Silent Shore. * On such a day as I describe one often can fancy that fires are burning all round, "while small objects, say sheep, loom up like camels, and I have often mistaken them for those animals. — R. B. LOST. 195. Himself the first ! That fate he must evade, No matter how, or by what trust betrayed ; And so we see him, like a hunted deer, For safety fleeing to a station near. But soon he stops — flings troubled glances round — Then, stung by terror, scans the dusty ground ; For now two tracks his puzzled sight confuse. Each plainly marked, yet which is he to choose % Ah ! which, indeed % But there is none to say While abject panic will not brook delay. On safety's path in doubting mood he strides. Then turns, in haste — 'tis fate for him decides 1 For as the lost with little thought will do. He treads the pathway plainest to the view ; But danger fraught — like broad enticing one Down which the reckless to destruction run — For chosen track leads outward to the plain Where water is not, save when welcome rain A muddy store to surface pools supplies, Which summer's sun in scorching mood soon dries. And now, though fearful lest his footsteps stray. The luckless fugitive pursues his way ; While dread uncertainty and solar beanis Wring blinding sweat from him in briny streams ; But heedless all of ev'ry minor pain, He looks for succour on that hopeless plain Till even flies must yield the palm to fright Which dulls the senses and distracts the sight. 196 RE-BCHOES FROM COONDAMBO. The path grows fainter ; branching paths again Diverging from it intersect the plain, Till even he, whose commonsense seems flown, The dusty track a cattle pad must own. So turns in haste, but soon the track is left For waste of stones, and shrubs of leaves bereft — A brown expanse of desolation wild O'er which he runs like terror-stricken child. What, though the hills which fence the landscape round With landmarks bold, all widely known, abound, Which now would guide him to life-saving track. He heeds them not, but hurries swiftly back ; Unnumbered fears within his breast combine. And Fate, relentless, all his steps incline. He, seeing, sees not, has no power to think — Save of fresh fears and mad desire to drink ! To drink! but, ah, his canteen left behind — Where, on that plain, shall he a clear pool find ? Where shall he run ? Where strain his aching sight In stifling heat, and all too brilliant light ? Where ? Where, indeed ? For save in winding creek, 'Midst western hills, need he for water seek ; But kindly hills may beckon him in vain. Who never more shall visit them again ! O ye who dwell in England's favoured land. With wealth of water constantly at hand. When from a fountain did ye drink with pleasure, And truly know the value of the treasure ? LOST. 197 'Tis always so with blessings cheaply bought, For on their worth men rarely waste a thought ; But let them lose one, be it ne'er so small, 'Tis craved for then — pursued and prized by all. No longing now has agitated man For purchased pleasures from the frothing can. Ah, no, indeed ! 'Tis o'er the verdant brink Of stream pellucid he would stoop to drink, Till banished thirst allowed his thoughts to stray To potent draught in township far away. For though of wine gay social bards may sing. The truly thirsty long for limpid spring. To aggravate the wanderer's despair A rush of pinions agitates the air ; Then, close before him, on a dead bush lights A fiend-like crow, that in his woe delights ; And prophecies, with croak and gleaming eyes. That he — the lost one — soon will be a prize To crows exultant, which on eager wing Will dogs and eagles to the banquet bring. That evil thing will haunt him to the last. Despite the stones and curses at it cast. And gaily gloat, with pantomime and jeer, O'er human waif's ungovernable fear. While, darting down from dreadful orb of day. Flames, as from furnaces, upon him play. No gleam of hope his tortured heart may cheer ; It finds a hell beyond endurance here. 198 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. By lofty rocks — the wallabies' abode — He gains once more the lonely, sylvan road ; Again to leave it for the fatal plain, Replete (for him) with misery and pain. In senseless haste he runs the fatal round, Till sinks the sun, with golden glories crowned ; And with his train of wide divergent light Gives Western Day and leaves the plain to night. In breathless terror, crouching on the ground, The lost one listens for each bushland sound — The great cicada shrieking in the trees. And wild dog's howl that mocks the sighing breeze, While Oolka boorachie^, devoid of fear. Bring added terrors when approaching near ; Till scared themselves, by great, round gleaming eyes Of hungry night-hawks, bent on furry prize. For luckless lost one night no more retains The power to cheer or soothe his burning pains. No shining orb attracts his burning eyes ; They search for morning in the lower skies, While welling tears from long forgotten source Down fevered cheeks pursue their silent course. But worn-out wanderer no more may keep That fearful vigil, and he falls asleep. Sleep? Yes ! 'tis sleep! but slumber of the kind That seals the eyelids, yet permits the mind To be invaded by malignant host, Which swarm to conquest from strange dreamland's coast ; 1. Oolka boorachie — Kanfxaroo rats. LOST. 199 A goblin gang of varied terrors they 'Midst shades nocturnal hold their evil sway, To pile on gourmands suffocating loads, While spectres prowl in starving Want's abodes. In savage guise the visitants appear To wretched man who sleeps unhappy there ; For huge, swart warriors, in warpaint rage Round lonely hut — to him a fatal cage ; In lust of blood they shake their jagged spears, While horrid yells assail his startled ears ; Till, bounding forth, a demon from the band To thatch inflammable applies a brand. Up springs the blaze and soon, with whirlwind roar. Red leaping flames toward the heavens soar ; And he by torture infinite must die. " Oh, God ! have mercy ! " is his anguished cry. But now, too great his agony, it breaks Dread nightmare's spell. The sufferer awakes To grim reality 'neath midnight sky ; Consumed by thirst — no friend or water nigh ! He sleeps no more, but strains his aching sight For creeping rays that herald morning's light. Oh, would that day, so longed for, e'er be born To cheer his heart by mental anguish torn ? Those weary hours seem lengthened into years. Each closely crowded by a lifetime's fears ; Oh, surely. Time with folded pinions stays His onward flight, and cheerful dawn delays. 200 EB-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. Those dreadful hours of darkness flee at last, And night's black mantle from the scene is cast. In glaring light too soon again 'tis dressed, Yet comfort comes not to the lost one's breast ; He swiftly starts with advent of the dawn Like hunted animal, on way forlorn. Ah ! whither bent ? 'Tis to no haunt of man, But to that fate which yesterday began. For now, once more upon that desert plain. He bends his steps in hopelessness and pain ; While, all chaotic, to his frenzied gaze The landscape whirls in strange distempered haze. He laughs aloud, he clasps his burning palms. And in wild ecstasy waves high his arms ; For madness comes in friendly guise to share The awful torments no sane man might bear. The sun, implacable, from cloudless path Shoots burning arrows with unbounded wrath, Till heated rocks fling back a sullen glare And mirage vapours mockingly in air. Yet, mutely still to searching fires a prey, The tortured fugitive pursues his way With dragging footsteps, in erratic lines, For to no path his course he now confines. From God's poor image, fainting and forlorn. His scanty coverings are slowly torn By trembling hands which heed not what they do. As on the bushes they the garments strew. LOST. 201 Till naught remains ; yet still he feebly strays To nudely bear the dreadful solar tays, While, furnace like, its raging flames inpent, With horrid heat his vital chords are rent. O'er dreary Torrens' wild and silent shore* The sun descends in cloudless glare once more. Then staggers down that human wreck to die, Unseen by all save Omnipotent Eye. Fear dwells no more in his demented brain ; From him has passed for ever earthly pain ; No dread hath he of fearsome sight or sound. He swooning lies on heated desert ground. The solemn Night assumes her silent sway, And starry hosts in numberless array March slowly past, when Death, with kindly call. That fainting spirit liberates from thrall, And bids it seek elsewhere a hidden fate Of pain eternal, or seraphic state, As He shall judge — who judgeth all things well. May He have mercy. Wanderer, farewell ! * Lake Torrens. — This vast salt pan, a few inches only in depth, and having a perfectly level bed, has an extreme length of 140 miles, by a breadth of 25 miles at its broadest part, with a superficial area of 2,230' square miles. The Lake commences near the head of Spencer's Gulf, South Australia, and lies on the west side of the Flinders Eange, from which it is separated by what are called the Western Plains, a strip of country, say 16 to 20 miles in width, closely crowded with high scrub- covered red sand dunes, which do not look too bad when free from dust- storms, and when viewed from a distance. It is very seldom that water is seen on Lake Torrens, except in small, very boggy creeks round its edges, which are strewed with the skeletons of cattle that in the past have .attempted to save time by crossing over them. The general surface of the Lake is composed of salt grime, having a crust in places capable of carry- 202 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. oaoacHT* My doleful theme is long protracted drought, That robs the landscape of its verdant charms, The anxious squatter of his nightly sleep, His flocks of life ; that swells his overdraft, Till, like invading host, it sweeps away His cash, his credit, all his dreams of wealth, And with them, too, a crowd of venal friends ; And leaves him stranded on life's shore — a wreck ! With vanish'd winter gone are fruitful rains, Whose brief beneficence had lately made The face of Nature — erst so brown and parched — A pleasant picture, bright with varied tints Of luscious leafage, and the modest flowers, Which bloom not ev'ry year, but only when The clouds are most propitious ; gleaming gold, Pink, bronze, and blue, with crisp and glist'ning white ; These were their colours, which are faded now With advent of the spring ; its scorching winds And cloudless skies, too bright, have dried the soil, And robbed the plants of sustenance, yet still ing a horseman, if he is careful, while in others the proverbial dnck — so say the dwellers in the vicinity — would bog. Everywhere, however, a fine blue clay, sticky as birdlime, and saturated with the saltest of brine, lurks im- mediately below the surface, ready for mischief, and woe to cattle or horses that are caught by it. Lake Torrens at its best could never be mistaken for Como or Lucerne, while in periods of drought Gustave Dor^ would not have had to go further for inspiration had he desired to paint the Abomi- nation of Desolation. For over twenty years I traversed the Lake ToiTens sand dunes, and therefore should be able to speak with due appreciation of the great salt sham and its sylvan surroundings. — R.B. DROUGHT. 203 The everlastings rustle in the wind ■Like spectres sad of happy days and flowers. 'Farewell to verdure ! to the song of birds ! To lambs' lithe gambols; to the snort and play 'Of wanton steeds, that, quite forgetting toil And past starvation, o'er the plains career With thunder waking hoofs and straining nerves. In strength's elation for the leadership. "So healthy boys, by pedagogue released. Race helter skelter o'er the village green, And gaily laugh at childhood's troubles passed, •Unthinking all of troubles yet to come. Passed is the busy shearing time ; dispersed The roving band of shearers, who have gone Like migratory birds to regions south. Where still the spring is spring, in garb of green. Refreshed by Heaven's sweet rain, which there descends With each revolving year ; where grows the vine, And yields its clusters to the vintner's press ; Where wheat fields wave, where Sabbath bells are heard, And gardens flourish, boasting scent and bloom E'en in the year's hot prime. With shearers go The active rouseabouts, who filled the shed With all unwilling sheep ; who rolled and pressed The woolly harvest from the eager shears. And filled the bales for market. Gone the teams Whose bells made musical the frosty nights, In which their owners' camp fires brightly blazed 204 KE-ECHOBS FKOM COONDAMBO. By sheltered nooks beneath the whispering trees,. Which told strange stories to their gossip wind ; And now, except for sheepdogs' lusty bark. The station slumbers in its normal calm. As deepens fast the landscape's sober grey, Evanishes the glad exuberance Of animated nature ; fresh shorn sheep Once more to trough and waterhole repair To quench the thirst dry provender and heat Engenders in their vitals — thirst that now Will, as Sol's heat increases, still increase, And dwell with them till copious rain shall fall. November passes, but without the floods That sometimes then from thunder clouds descend'! To fill the waterholes, which winter's rains. Too slowly, gently falling failed to do. And so all stock must to the wells repair To drink, as did the thirsty flocks of old. When Jacob served with Laban to obtain The lovely Rachel, and the weak-eyed Leah. Thus weeks glide by, the while a few stray, clouds- From time to time the firmament invade,. To vanish as they form, but, save the shade; So pleasant yet so transient, nothing give.- To satisfy the craving of the earth For one deep draught of all reviving rain. Now kindly Christmas comes to hold his court, 'Midst sultry glare and ever-present heat ; DROUGHT. 205 rBut Still the rites to him are duly paid, Though absent all are blazing fires, the snow, And joyous music of the chimes, which tell 'Of peace and gladness from the steeples high »0f dear old England's churches. In their stead Are cloudless skies, a flood of solar heat IPervading all things ; doors and windows thrown To utmost wideness zephyrs to admit, Which bear no coolness on their viewless wings, 'Yet still by breathing on sweat-deluged skins Aid those refrigerators ; bring pure air To well-nigh fainting souls, which persevere In urging their perspiring frames to take lln such a store of luscious Christmas lading That they themselves, though lurking in odd corners. Must near be crowded out. And then the tea, Hot, black, and sweetened till the spoon nigh stands Supported by the /luid. How they pour Libations — save the mark ! — down gullets which Have limitless capacities. But now, Is it not Christmas ? Shall the trifling heat — Some ten above the hundred in the s/iade — The cricket match delay ? No ! Pitch the wickets •Out on the station flat, its dust and lumps Will make things lively ; those old tins will do ! Now choose the sides, and if some oily stains 'Where fat men stand, at eventide shall mark The places where they melted, be it so ; Si"or Englishmen mus( play the game of cricket, 'Or, like great heroes, perish i' the attempt ! 206 EE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. In January, with its length of day And fierce o'ermastering heat, the whirlwinds stalk Like slim, majestic giants, o'er the plain. All undisturbed by winds, which slumber then. But wake anon, and in outrageous mood Pelt earth and sky with suffocating dust. As did the hand " Kehama." All things here Are sufferers alike ; the wretched sheep From early hour to well-nigh sunset stand- With hanging heads in misery— the while 'Gainst filthy atmosphere their shadows lean' — Not falling to the ground. By oxen plods The waterdrawer — grimly cursing — till From gathered dust and streaming sweat his face- A mask assumes of saline mud, while eyes, Ears, mouth, and nostrils, aye his very lungs. Are filled to overflowing, and his beard. Earthed up to half its depth, becomes a mat — Would need a hoe to free it. Ropes of mud Hang from the muzzles of the wretched beasts. Which he perforce must drive ; their smarting eyesj.. Heap'd round with grime, distil great rolling tears,- Which overflow their dams and trickle down Upon their dusty cheeks. The traveller, With blanket laden and with waterbag. Fights grimly on 'gainst dust and scorching wind. To gain the station, while profanely praying That swift damnation may on all things fall ! The owner, too, who sits with pipe in mouth And watches listlessly the smoke which curls DROUGHT. 207 With thick dust eddies in his grimy room, All sadly thinks of saline bush, defiled And nauseous made for stock, till purified By much-desired rain — and so with all, Who long for sundown, when the dust will cease. The squatter sees each hope of rain dispelled With anxious mind, for, though not lean his stock. The feed grows scanty, and remote from wells. Round which now cluster, from the early morn To dewless eve, his heat-vexed flocks, which drink. And drink, and drink again, with sateless thirst Of dipsomaniac for stronger liquor. In February gasps the thirsty earth For needful moisture with unnumbered mouths, Which but inhale caloric ! Oft at morn. At eve, and midnight hour the eager eyes Of anxious mortals scan the heavens to find Some hope-inspiring portents. Ah ! at last They see vast clouds, their whirling forms surcharged With electricity, whose baleful fires Dart earthward, like keen javelins of flame Hurled by a vengeful God at subjects who Against Him have rebelled ; His awful voice, Stupendous in its volume, following In dread denunciation ! And in wrath Must be the Ruler of the universe ; For, save some scattered drops which from them fall, He seals the clouds, and sends His stormy winds To hurry them like fugitives away. 208 RE-ECHOES FKOM COONDAMBO. With March come longer nights, but still the sun, In last expiring effort to maintain The southern summer in her fiery throne, Shines with a heat supreme ; while round the trough The sheep — fast failing — seek by liquid aid To stay the pangs of hunger and of thirst. Till, when at sundown they set off to seek The distant acrid bush, they scarce can bear The loads of water which distend their sides And make them look like animated casks. The horses, too, that for the last half-mile Of their long journey from the far off grass, Get up an eager canter to attain The trough — the sheep are leaving — plainly show Their osseous formation, while their flanks Are like depleted purses. JRow they drink And seem to fatten, as the fluid finds It's way into their stomachs. Will they cease While whole integrity their skins maintain ? Or will they burst like overcharged retorts And flood the dusty plain ? Ah ! see they take Their muzzles from the water, stand and groan, Then drink again as if those groans escaping Provided further space. But all at last, With heavy gait, like laden wains depart. A pleasant temperature fair April brings, And would sweet grass and herbage, if the clouds Would kindly prove, by yielding liquid store, Earth's harden'd crust to penetrate, and give DROUGHT. It's potent call to germs of buried seeds, Which wakes them to vitality ; but drought With adverse agency their efforts mock And mortals' hopes dispel. For what were signs In fruitful years, of coming bounties, now All go for naught, and, with anticipations, Like pleasant dreams depart and leave the sky A boundless ocean of unclouded grey. But still, with coolness, to the sheep returns Some slight activity to seek for food In distant places, unexplored while heat And thirst in durance held them. Now they stay At troughs no longer than will well suffice To quench their eager thirst ; then bend their steps To paddock's bounds in quest of sustenance ! Now, surely, rain will fall, for May has come — That pleasant month by Providence oft blessed ; But hope deferred which maketh sad the heart, Still mocks her votaries, who do but find Delusion in her smiles ; for scattered drops, Which leave no record that the gauge will mark, Or tinge of verdure on sad Nature's face, Alone descend, like messengers of ill, To tell of cloudland's empty treasury. In May the mothers of the flock should give Their bleating young, to crown the squatter's hopes Of future harvesting for shearer bands, And for market stock, but, too weakly grown From grim starvation's tyranny, they lack The needful milk to keep in life the lambs 209 210 RE-ECHOES TROM COONDAMBO. That owe their lives to them, and wanting milk They want in love ; so, carelessly depart With comrade sheep and leave their young to die Of hunger's pangs, or by the cruel beaks Of felon crows, which gaily feast on eyes They steal from living sockets. 'Tis a scene To melt the hardest heart, if yet a heart. And not a stone, holds empire in the breast ! The rainless days creep into hopeless weeks And winter comes, all desolate and bare ; For though the troughs at early morn oft show A film of ice, the dust is still unslaked — The bushes foul and sere ; while crawling sheep Creep in to drink, but, drinking, overload Their nerveless limbs, which, staggering, refuse To bear their heavy burthens ; hopelessly They lie for days — beset by cruel crows — And seem to pierce with fixed far-seeing eyes That mystery to all, till grown too weak To offer faint resistance to their foes They lose their sight and find relief in death ! The horses, too, in miserable plight. All masquerade in skins with shaggy hair They surely must have borrowed to conceal Tlieir too protruding bones ; the aged mares. Which last year galloped with the heedless mob, Now, with their starveling foals, creep out alone, But come not back again ; the station cows. That erst the pails with frothing milk o'erflowed, DROUGHT. 211 Now roam at will, and with their large-eyed calves Search day and night for scanty sustenance ! In deep'ning gloom the weary weeks drag on, And August comes with shearing in its train, But shearing of all fun and feasting void— A dismal travesty on shearings past. Few are the shearers, and the sheep they shear — Mere frames of bones enclosed in baggy skins — Afford no fat for pudding or for lamp, Or carcase fit for food ; and when their wool Is taken from them, how their lean backs arch. As, wanting cud to chew, they grind their teeth And shiver in the wind. The teamsters' camps Have now no tenants, yet from smould'ring fires The night is filled with gleams of flick'ring flames. And odours such as sacrificial rites Might give in days long passed. To jeering crows It is a carnival where plenty reigns — A ghastly feast, whose president is Death ! The shearing over, in the shed is piled The season's clip, excepting some few bales The camel train, which brought the needful stores, Has carried with it on its dreary march To distant railway or the nearest port ; The rest must stay till rain descending fills The tanks once more, and opens up the track Long closed to traffic save by " desert ships." Few visits now the gloomy squatter pays To distant portions of his spacious run, 212 RB-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. For human effort is of no avail To stop grim ruin's march or save the stock ; The water duly drawn — and then his store Of precious horsefeed, once expended, he Can get no more ; and so, as miser hoards His shining gold, he hoards that precious chaff For case of great emergency. Besides, whene'er He drives abroad his eyes encounter sights That haunt him in his dreams, and render life A burthen to him. Here — repulsive heap Of ghastly rottenness — was late a horse No tempting price would buy ; those forms half hid In drifted sand, his much prized hogget ewes ; His oxen also, which admiring friends So envied him as owning, lie beneath Those shattered mulgas, while great felted balls, In heaps, protrude from fast decaying frames, And tell the cause of death. But why go on ? One case word-painted, thousands are described. 'Tis hot November, and in desperate strait Are all the animals that still have life, Yet lack the strength, in enervating heat, To reach e'en sticks their teeth have not yet tried. But, when stern Fate implacable appears, Comes rescue, borne on dust o'erladen gale That nearly slays them e'er it yields relief ; For, mounting up, by burning blast propelled, A mighty cloudbank veils the northern sky, Whence water-beetles — now in headlong flight — Precede the coming storm. Fierce lightnings gleam A DREAM OF THE DKOTTGHT. 213 In all-pervading grandeur ; while o'erhead Incessant thunder's awful crash and roar, Like earthquake, shakes the ground. Great rain drops fall; Then, from vast cloudland reservoirs surcharged, A deluge pours ; and presently the drought. Like suffered nightmare, is a memory ! A OaSAM OF THE OBOUGHT. I lay and thought with harassed mind Of long continued drought unkind, That reigned a tyrant dread O'er hot-wind wasted Western plain. Whose leafless plants for want of rain Were perishing or dead. I sadly mused on fruitless toil, On Providence forsaken soil. Of vanish'd prospects fair, Which, pleasuring my cozen'd sight Like childhood's soaring bubbles bright. Had burst like them in air. To cheer me then I call'd on Hope, But far too faint was she to cope With Ruin grim and vast ; She tarried not when on her ear Rang out his bitter mocking jeer From dreary howling blast. 214 BE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. Which, sweeping round in heavy squalls, Brought choking dust through chinky walls And from the cobwebbed thatch, Where, gathering from day to day, Like evil thing it lurking lay For mischief on the watch. With sinking heart I sought some plan To baffle fate ; but what is man When under God's dread frown ? My anxious quest was all in vain, Till weary grew my aching brain. Then gentle Sleep fiew down, And on mine eyelids set her seal. Though rest I was not yet to feel, For, oh, as if the steam From magic-working witches' pot Compelled me — with its vapours hot, I dreamed a fearful dream. Yes ! swiftly rising to my view, A panoramic picture grew, Till spread before me lay The desert plain, where filthy dust. Whirled high on each successive gust. To veil the light of day. Then silent horror shook my frame, For sullen thunders upward came ; While sandhill, tree, and rock. A DKEAM OF THE DROUGHT. 215 Vibrating to their very base, Distorted Nature's rugged face — Provoked by earthquake shock. Shock followed shock, and dust clouds grew To filthy pall of pitchy hue, While through it lightnings burst To meet the flames that from the ground Rushed redly forth through rift profound. Like Tophet's fires accursed. With upward darting tongues of fire. An uproar came as though in ire Had risen hellish host, To vanly try once more, the might Of HIM who drove them from his sight — To Kingdom of the lost. I heard unnumbered thunders roll With ceaseless crash from pole to pole Above the ebon mass Of smoke — sulphurous — which fell To canopy that earthly hell No cheering ray could pass. Three times again strong earthquake shocks From tott'ring range shook giant rocks ; And then a spire of flame Shot upward from the lofty Pound And shed its baleful glare around. While molten lava came. 216 REECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. In all-consuming blood-red tide Of blazing billows, down its side To fell each lofty tree, Which blazed on high and then was lost Like burning vessel's hamper tossed Into a stormy sea. That flood infernal onward swept In awful cataracts, which leaped From earthquake-shaken height, Till soon 'twould reach the spot of ground Where, horror-struck, I glared around Upon the fearsome sight. But, suddenly, from mountain vast A roar broke forth like cyclone blast : I gazed in mute amaze ; For high above the crater's rim Three awful phantoms, huge and grim, Were seated in the blaze ; On horrible putrescent heap Of rotting oxen, steeds, and sheep — Fit throne for awful three. Who gloated with Satanic mirth On ruin rampant on the earth. And most unhappy me. Despairing rage within me grew : I questioned that exultant crew, And asked what they might find A DREAM OF THE DROUGHT. 217 As food for mirth, when one and all -Affirmed they had, since Adam's fall, Made war upon mankind ; That, instruments of wrath divine, To mercy they may ne'er incline, But mandates stern obey ; In storm or calm, on sea or land, They lurking ever are at hand. The breath of life to stay. And then I saw that, as they spoke. In livid characters there broke A name upon each brow, At which the grimmest cried, " Behold ! ■For all the North to me is sold — My hopeless slave art thou ! To Me unwillingly each day A ghastly tithe perforce you pay Of oxen, steeds, and sheep — Which these coadjutors of mine :From mortals wring, by law divine, And on mine altars heap. "And thou, thyself, to fitly crown The sacrifice shall — stricken down — Resign thy vital breath ; For, tortured in that burning sea, A prey thou shalt become to me — All conquering King Death ! " 218 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO-. At once each Spectre's livid name To my enlightened eyes became An alphabet of ease ; And then I knew the comrades dread. Of Death, were those which drought had bred- Starvation and Disease ! But, ah ! my anguish of despair No mortal man might, living, bear. Yet tied was limb and tongue ; Down rolled that flood of roaring flame,. Those demons' sacrifice to claim — It close above me hung ; One moment more, and then 'twould hide- My calcined corpse within its tide > I felt its burning heat, Like fabled dragon's fatal breath ; My life blood boil with blast of deaths- Yet there was no retreat. It on me leaped, while gibes and jeers- From spectres three assailed my ears. And startled slumber fled ; For with a stifled cry I woke. To find thick dust in place of smoke In clouds above me spread. The sweat had streamed from every pore,. And mud was darkly coated o'er My visage as I lay. THE MUSIC OF THE EAIN. 219 With thick masses round my mouth, And smarting eyes, while burning drouth Had made my throat a prey. From grimy water-vessel, first, I strove to quench the sateless thirst Which held me in its chains ; Then prayed that rain or ruin might Accord relief, or haste my flight From cursed Western Plains, Where I for weary years had toiled. To be in ev'ry object foiled By drought, the despot grim, Till, harassed out in frame and mind, I curse the destiny unkind That brought me here to him ! iT THE MUStC OP THS RAm. In dear old England, long ago^ When courting in a verdant lane, Methought my sweetheart's whisper low Was music's most delightful strain ; But now, in Austral desert sere. Where oft we woo the clouds in vain. The sweetest music to mine ear Is liquid whisper of the rain. 220 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. No Other power, it seems to me, The harassed mind so well relieves As raindrops fingered symphony — The keys unnumbered thirsty leaves. With cadence low, like ocean's sigh, Begins the all-pervading strain ; Then swells, with loud-voiced winds to vie, This cheerful music of the rain. With magic might, that monotone Drives haggard care in haste away ; The squatter sees the run his own. And hosts of happy lambs at play .: Kind Fortune's smiles are his he deems. While truant Hope returns again ; Her whispers mingle in his dreams With midnight music of the rain ! FAReWEtt. TO THE WESTERK PtAttl. Haunt of sirocco, that from arid North On scorching pinions wings its headlong flight To make untenable a garb of cloth, I'll chant your praises, not with gay delight Of mistress-toasting, banjo-strumming knight. But vastly otherwise, indeed ; for so I feel constrained by ever thirsty plight That holds me in captivity, although Unnumbered trickling streams adown my visage flow. FAREWELL TO THE WESTERN PLAIN. 221 Whilst, unromantic, you are not too bad When winter's rains have washed away your veil Of grimy dust ; and idle lass or lad May wildflowers gather, and, in coat of mail, A wheel-track-bothered wandering desert snail ; * To wonder where that mystery had been. That baked or fried was not its tender tail By fierce Apollo ? then, with cruel mien To crush the hapless thing amidst the herbage green . Sweet music have you, if a curlew's scream, A vile crow's bass, or dingo's alto note Can be commended as transcendent cream, A skim above the warbling of a goat — That sings of love in highly-scented coat ; I like it not ; but then I'd have you know I don't like you, and would not grudge a groat To any rhyming, rhapsodising beau Who'd penny jews-harp twang and sing of dog and crow. But still on you a score of years I've dwelt. Fair, fickle Fortune courting all the while ; Yet, though deep passion for the jade I felt, Too rarely on me did she deign to smile. And then, alas, 'twas merely to beguile ; For when, elated, I my beaver cocked And rushed to hug her in fond lover's style, Her eldest daughter's fell companions flocked Like brood of harpies foul, and dismal failures mocked. * The desert snail appears amongst the aand dunes immediately after heavy rains, though, perhaps, during a two years' period of drought none have been seen. This desert snail is one of the dry country mysteries.— B.B. 222 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. On you, with vast temerity, I backed A bounding Pegasus, and comrades fled In abject terror at the daring act ; For rightaway I gave the steed his head, As was my wont with bucking quadruped. Ah, me ! 'twas wonderful how they skedaddled ; And afterwards in sheepyard, hut, or shed I'd solus be before the brute I straddled, Because my friends would bolt ere he was fairly saddled. A super bombshell force within us lay — My steed and I — a company to scatter, And luckless stranger who might happen nigh Would ■■^oxAtx firstly what might be the matter, Then with the antics of a hair-brained hatter With other fools incontinently fly. Till presently a distant pitter-patter To measured prancing made a faint reply. Then naught save silent scrub would fill my eagle eye. Like writhing worm impaled on cruel hook. Or coster's ass impelled by bleeding "raw," My friends grew dummeled ; read my bushland book To even fancy they some fair verse saw. And shyly hint at craving of the maw For further provender ; though some still vowed They'd rather listen to complaining saw By file afflicted, or the screeching loud Of terror-striking notes, which skirl o'qx Scottish crowd. TO ^OLUS. 22J 'Now once again my Pegasus shall spurt With rhythmic action. Ah ! he will not gee, I But intimates that he h&s pride to hurt ; That halting prose — however lame it be — Is good enough, aye, far too good for thee. And, truly, now methinks 'twould do as well. While doubtless you will readily agree That verbal monotone should ring the knell Of vanished, toilsome years. So Western Plains, fare- well ! January, 1877. TO v^OtUS. Great ruler of the restless race, From Zephyr, robed in airy grace, To Boreas the bully, I Pray send us, as we sail along, That member of thy gusty throng — The one to suit us fully. From Western plains, swift rushing down Through Port Augusta's sandy town. Let burning " Northern buster " Inflate our lofty canvas stout — .From Spencer's Gulf to urge us out To where the South winds bluster 224 KK-ECHOES FEOM COONDAMBO. From Borda's light to " Stormy Cape,"' O'er Ind's wide ocean, let escape Thy Eastern subjects balmy, With chilly Southern ones at times To temper heat in languid climes — Full oft too close and calmy. And recollect, now, gentle king, Don't suffer that outrageous thing. The cyclone, to come ringing In mad'ning waltz, with shrieking glee — Our timbers torn on raging sea, And corpses to be flinging. So chain him up with double care Till, favoured by the current fair. We pass Agulhas' shallows. Then never mind the homicide, But loosen him to madly ride O'er Neptune's foaming billows ; Till " South-East Trades " we then attain, . No Northern member of thy train Permit to near us rustle : For, kindly Master ^olus. Although we do not make a fuss. We're really in a bustle. To pleasure us you will, of course, Imbue the Trades with steady* force In South Atlantic ocean — » The south-east trade wind is the steadiest in the world.— B.B. TO ^OLUS. 22S To urge our spreading, snow-white wings To latitudes where slimy things From purple sails find motion ; Where greedily sea-lawyers* roam, And Neptune used to be at home, With barber rude and triton ; And where fierce squalls, with noisy wrath Like bullies, cross the vessel's path. Poor Jack to vent their spite on ; Be certain that when we are there Those roaring imps shall all be fair (That is, our good ship after). Of outward-bounders take no heed ; Vs only trouble on to speed, Like staunch old equine shafter. In Northern Trades much easting put. That through the waves with cleaving "foot " Our ship, her course aye lying, Round " Western Islands,'' right or wrong. Shall, checkless, reach thy vassal strong, O'er Western Ocean flying ; This cause to blow with steady might. Till, having passed the Isle of Wight, We take a tug and pilot ; Then, gliding up the winding Thames, We'll laugh at all the little games On ocean played by thy lot ! * Sea-lawyers, sharks. 2S KB-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. Of course, you'll note, dear ^olus, Although I've often dwelt on us In this my prayer to you, Sir, No selfishness is in it found Not common to the homeward bound, Or other vessel's crew. Sir. So do your best ! and we will pour Libations, when we reach the shore Of proud Britannia's Island, To thee, kind ^olus, and all The restless vagrants from thy hall That roam o'er sea and dry land. Ship Carnaqueen, January, 1877. TO AN A:*BATR0SS, m the CE«TaB OF THE SOUTHEBH OCEAH. Whence came you, ocean-roaming bird. That on wide pinions circles free. As though your journey you deferred To linger in our company ? Far, far indeed the distant land. Surf-beaten, lies o'er billows grand. No compass have you to decide Your lonely course to kin and mate In storm or calm, o'er trackless tide. You never fear a lost one's fate. TO AN ALBATROSS. 227 Though eagerly, with gleaming eyes, You scan the waters for supplies. How fare you when titanic waves Run riot with the hurricane ? When loud the hellish uproar raves, And chaos heaps the maddened main ? As sustenance what find you then Till peaceful calms prevail again ? How rest you ? Is it on the deep, Rocked gently by the rolling swell ? Does tumult minister to sleep When cyclone sounds the good ship's knell ? Or do you slumber in your flight. Wind-wafted through the storm-scourged night ? Full four degrees our speedy prow Has, cleaving through the waters, sped, Since last we saw that crimson glow Flame upward from the day-god's bed ; Yet easily you wheel around As he descends with glory crowned. Oh, what, with all his gold, is man ? What all his science, ages taught ? For could the wisest mortal plan An albatross in life of thought? Yet are you but a simple thing To Him who gave you life and wing ! Ship Carnaqueen, Southern Ocean, January, 1877. RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. BOUHOmG TH© CAPB. The night was dark, each starry spark Was veiled in heavy fog ; While hanging slack were sheet and tack^ Unused the patent log. Old ocean's breast no snowy crest Of foaming wave could show ; For, lacking blast, each groaning mast Waved, ghostlike, to and fro. The captain sighed as o'er the tide He vainly strove to gaze, And whistled low to tempt, you know, A breeze from out the haze. Then muttered he, " When shall I see Fair London town once more ? These calms so bad will drive me mad ; I'd rather tempests roar." I nudged his arm and said, " A calm Was peaceful and serene ; While tempests rude provided food For sharks — white, blue, and green. But, look here, Cap, you dear old chap, What means that thoughtful scowl, Dejected walk, and lack of talk ?" He, mockingly, did growl — ROUNDINO THE CAPE. " We're off the Cape, the noted Cape, The dreaded Cape of Storms, Where awful waves o'er seamen's graves For ever rear their forms ; And in the dark the Dutchman's bark Is looked in vain for still, When wild winds wail, and mast and sail Must bend them to their will." " Is that the Cape ?" quoth I, agape : No awful storms have we. Yon sullen swell alone might tell Of some-time stormy sea. But, oh ! ah me ! what's that I see ? Flames wheresder 1 turn ! Is magic might abroad to-night To make old ocean burn ?" " ]>io fire is there, I do declare : You see not any flames. But shark and sprat and such as that Are at their little games. "lis friction makes those shining wakes, As when a catskin muff With might and main against the grain You rub — 'tis phosphor stuff !" " Ah ! say you so ? That's queer you know, And then those saline stars That so abound in shoals around — Are they what sprat mammas 239 KE-ECHOES FROM COOKDAMBO. Provide as food for ocean brood — The million-teeming spawn ? Now, captain dear, do make things clear As fog-fledged London dawn." " Though nof so green as horse marine, I own they puzzle me ; But p'raps they're bones which Davy Jones Has ground beneath the sea. Now, off you go to read below, The lamps are burning clear ; No catspaw light may blow to-night While you are yarning near." " My eyes are sore, and bookish lore Will little pleasure me, And so I'll walk and with you talk, For Aere I fain would be. Now, captain dear, let's have some beer, Or else a glass of rum, And Neptune then shall think us men. Of wind to merit some." " Oh ! you be blowed !" — that sentence flowed From off" my tongue untold — " But sAeer off now unto your vrow, You prating landsman bold. My heart is sad, my head is bad ; Nex^ trip iAe Horn I'll round : ROUNDING THE CAPE. 231 Hang berg and floe*, should /air winds blow When / am homeward bound !" To burly mate, not too ^late, I went to question some ; His gimlet gaze transfixed the haze ; I thought him deaf and dumb. But was he though — that sea-bear ? — No ; For sailing orders came, Which had to do — I think a few — With worse than seeming flame. I did not stop, lest more might drop. Like aught save honey-dew, But dived below, and straight did go To gentle partner true ; Then said, " My dear, 'tis vastly queer ; This is a sullen sea : From captain brave to tarry knave They're crusty as can be." " With you about I've little doubt Their comments would be queer ; I'm cross myself, you prosing elf. So, bother, you just clear ! " * Note. — ^The great drawback to the Cape Horn route from Australia to England is the prevalence of icebergs and still more dangerous ice floes, whick greatly discount the advantages to be derived from the preraillng stroag westerly winds.— E. B. 232 EE-EGHOES FROM COONDAMBO. Well, clear I did, as I was bid, And soon was sound asleep In " blanket bay," as sailors say. On ever-heaving deep. When morning broke and I awoke There blew a south wind strong, And Nor'-Nor'-West, o'er waves foam-dressed, Our good ship bowled along ; Then bland to me the mate could be. The skipper frank as aye : Their mood unkind was left behind. The helmsman he was gay. " Hurrah !" quoth he, "we're bound, d'ye see, For smoky village gay ; The Cape's astarn, as you may lam, Ef you'll jest squint this way ; And look here. Ship, I'd like a nip — The skipper needn't twig ; "Taint every day,' as landsmen say. We kills a blessed pig.' " And now 'tis plain as seamen's bane A calm may beat a gale. And worry more than cyclone's roar Brave tars who homeward sail. So if they swear, and crusty are To prosy landsmen — why. If you reflect, you'll not expect ' A smile and soft reply. Ship Carnaqueen, off the Cape of Good Hope. THE DOUBLE GHOST. 233 THE OOUBtE GHOST. A LEGEND OF THE LINE (FOE THE YOUNGSTERS). FYTTE I. Tom Tabby was a furry pet, a favourite with all The company, from captain brave to happy children small ; As watchful as fox terrier, than circus clown more agile, In constitution most robust, not like some felines fragile ; And though he knew too much by far to leap through arms all day. He used to prowl the livelong night the roaming rats to slay, And if he ate not myriads he kept those pests at bay ; For though we heard them skirmishing between the decks, none came To range at night the steward's den, its toothsome tarts to claim. All stateroom doors wide open yawned, except for waving blinds. That fair lirnbs, veiled by modest Night, might woo the cooling winds. Which through the side ports rambled free, and eke some salt seaspray — The sleepers recked that little if the rats would keep away. But, ah ! another state of things loomed nearer than we thought. When not an inch-wide chink might glint in doorway or in port, For Thomas, from topgallant rail, before the dawn of day. Just tumbled headlong overboard abreast of Algoa Bay. 234 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. The mate and captain wondered much — they said he jumped, not fell — / do not know — I was asleep — and therefore cannot tell. On wings now dark with starry sparks*, now purest water bright, Old Time, the thief, sped silently, while gay were rats at night — T hey knew our champion was dead before he well was drowned — A nd squeaking lo paeans shrill skipped gleefully around, In cabin and in foc'sle rude, by swinging lanterns' light ; The seamen sought to slaughter 'em, the children screamed with fright, And though the heat was terrible each stateroom door was closed. While fair ones wriggled sleeplessly when they at least had dozed ; For in their startled hearing rang unholy squeals and squeaks From quadrupedal choristers at wild nocturnal freaks. While on the table mustering, or worse, upon my slate, To play the dickens with the tale o'ernight I'd written late; A malison upon them all, but " Rheims' Prince Bishop " e'en Had cursed, and kept on cursing, till himself had died of spleen Before those rats had turned a hair — the foragers unclean ! * Borrowed this beautiful simile from a kerosene case.— Author. THE DOUBLE GHOST. 235 But, ah ! black fate was pouncing then on pirates so pernicious, S'rom tender, toothless ones in nests to grey ones old and vicious. Yes, though no trap nor feline foe might rend that scented host, It scattered like a spendthrift's coin before a hybrid ghost. FYTTE II. We're on the sultry Rubicon our Captain calls " the line,'' Where spirit loving sea god once did levy liquid fine, And had his suckling seamen shaved, some luckless lands- men, too. With those afHicting instruments he numbered one and two, Which wrung a wrathful verbiage from innocents, who then Used, often, azure adjectives would shame much older men ; Indeed, far more cerulean than e'en the ocean waves. From which Nep, Amphitrite, and their oakum-bearded knaves — Sham Tritons — issued foc'sleward to hold queer pagan rites. With screaming farces oft commenced to end in savage fights. When blood from noses freely flowed, evoked by brawny fists. And multitudes of shooting stars were seen through sudden mists ; 236 RE-ECHOES FKOM COONDAMBO. But not of knave Neptunian, of razor, brush, or bath, Have I to give description here, but eerie thing of wrath — Of wrath to rats more terrible than that Achilles bore To Hector, when the armour he of slain Patroclus wore. Then squeak, marauders odious ! squeak ! squeak ! your end is near ; Though marlinespikes amused you much, you now must die of fear, Apollo in his chariot, with axle-bed on hre, Had rushed above Columbus land, as if that god in ire Had supped on blood-red capsicums, and tippled by mistake Old Etna's seething lava floods, his burning thirst to slake, Until he'd left too little heat in Cyclop's forge, or stove. For one-eyed crew to make a new and tip-top bolt of Jove, Yet lame old Boss, if on the watch, had judged by ruddy glow That all was right, with lots of light, in workshops down below. Then Mrs. Brown told Mrs. Jones "the morrow would be hot ;" And I — well, I just dived below to take another tot — For hot or cold, we're oft-times told, there's nothing like a sup Of right down three-star battleaxe to keep the courage up ; Annexing Jones's hammock then I coiled myself away To muse upon the dream-like past, fast swelling day by day. And watch with scarcely conscious eye the night with starry crown On wings, each moment darkening, o'er ocean lighting, down. THE DOUBLE GHOST. 237 AVhile to and fro, like restless bear, the skipper paced his deck, As if he thought the doldrums there quite tantamount to wreck ; And, as 'neath ringing puffs of smoke he passed me swing- ing there, He peevish observations made, and I made answers fair, For never heeding what he said I grunted " Yes," or " No," And wished he'd lash his donkey well and start for Jericho. But, ah! dear me, that's singular — "Me-ow, me-ow, me-ow !" It is a feline songster, sure, beneath our starboard bow. It nearer came, it louder grew, 'twas just beside the waist, And so from out that " Ashantee " I sprang in headlong haste. For sweetly, sadly musical, those tones I knew right well ; Yet for a inouser it was damp beneath an ocean swell. And then methought some mermaiden, all hopeless on the shelf, Had taken Thomas for a pet — the lucky furry elf; -But yet that really could not be — his mew betokened pain. And so I bawled out, " Captain, hi ! here's Tommy back again ! There! there! beneath the mizen chains; just hear him crying out ! 'Tis Thomas for a dollar, sir — a dozen if you doubt. •Call aft your salt-junk slanderers ! Quick, lower down the gig! This is a strange phenomenon, a most surprising rig ! 238 EE-BCHOES FROM COONDAMBO. Here, Toby, Tom, and Wrinkly Joe, you, red-haired Davy, come ! Fish up Tom Tabby presently and drink your fill of rum !" " On that I'll clap a stopper quick ; such things I do not wish,'' The captain growled ; " besides, the thing is just a great catfish. So forward to the cat-head, men, the cat-falls overhaul. The cat-hook, and the cat-fall block, for we shall need them. all. Now, capture all the rats you can, and bait them with the hook !" " Aye, aye, sir !" cried the sailors sly, and went for rats tO' look — That is, they stowed themselves away in tarry -smelling. nook. We, leaning o'er the taffrail then, beheld a fearsome sight — No pestilential pussy fish, but ghostly thing alight ! Quite useless clumsy cat-hook there, absurd a live-rat bait :. It was a frightful fellowship in phosphorescent state — A shark of hue sulphurous, with horror-gleaming eyes. Which glared as if astonishment had made of them a prize.. And well it might feel ill at ease, for in its lantern frame A " scarlet cat," all teeth and claws, ranged nimble as a flame, Or gay and festive squirrel pet, fresh caged and not too tame.. But, ah ! no gall or gizzard tough that shark had left to tear, For Tom had been industrious and scratched its inside bare' I THE DOUBLE GHOST. 239 And thus, like famed Kilkenny cats, they'd rubbed each other out, Though still the fiend-fish held its prey like poacher's bag a trout. But Tom, with pangs particular, shall cause to grin and gape That squaline shade satanical, which, off the stormy Cape, Will share with Vanderdecken's ghost its cruising grounds for aye, Except when to Nep's shaving shop it wretchedly may stray. FYTTE III. The morning's sun shines cheerily, it gildeth sea and sail. And rats that to the ratlines small are hanging by the tail. Not cunningly, like 'possums cute on gumtrees' waving twigs. But ghastly, as on gambles strong depend well-scalded pigs. No more on choicest provender those vermin vile may feast ; — They're dead as old Methusaleh, or Caesar at the least ! I gazed on them in wonderment ; I saw no mark of claws, Or aught of feline handiwork that sudden death might cause. So to the captain, on the poop, I hied, and said, " Good lack !" I've seen a modern miracle since Tommy's ghost came back : 240 EE-ECHOES FEOM COONDAMBO. If rats hath slain a hecatomb ; they're hanging dead out- side !" He answered not one syllable, but stretched his talk-m il wide To give vent to the laughter rude I hoped might crack his side. The meaning of his merriment I begged to learn, and then He asked, his eyes like gooseberries, to hear my tale again. I said 'twas plain as sailors' duff, with not one plum at all ; I thought him apoplectical — I feared lest he might fall : He did not though ; for presently he caught his breath and said, " The ghost of poor old Tommy ! No ; 'twas prentice Tom and Ned ; They trapped 'em in the deckhouse there and knocked 'em on the head !" i' Oh ! hang it all ! Why, doiit you know ? You must remember well That feline, squaline, double ghost, like awful ones which dwell In ' pit ' pet parsons preach about, when consciences they'd shake — A crib than this more tropical — so you should surely quake. While awful crammers uttering, as you've been coining now.'' The captain like a lion roared, " I'd like to learn as how." I wagged my head right knowingly ; I stared him in the face, Andj with my finger pointing straight, I argufied the case. THE DOUBLE GHOST. 241 " Ho ! ho !" said I, " sham Abraham, your memory is short : You dorit remember all the rats you ordered to be caught ; Nor yet about the pussy-fisK you sent your shellbacks all To capture from the cat-head there with cat-hook and cat-fall T At this the villain had a fit — a laughing fit, oh, dear ! — As if he'd taken laughing gas, or tippled too much beer. He shook his head, he stamped his feet, he sat him swiftly down, And snatching off his battered hat, on deck he dashed it down; Then, rubbing at his starting eyes, from which some moisture ran, Exclaimed, " Oh ! oh ! this is a go j you'll kill me yet, my man ! That pussy-fish ! the cat-fall block ! — you've dreaming been again. From last night stuffing cold plum-duff, enough for twenty men L I'm busy now, so off you go and yarn to Johnny Greens, In very verdant rigging, of the goose-step horse marines !"^ Ship Carnaqueen, the Equator, 1877. iT 242 EE -ECHOES FEOM COONDAMBO. OAVEY ttOUES* LOCKEB. A SEA DREAM. A foaming chaos is the deep ; a storm-rent shroud the sky ; And of the good ship Albatross the last man left am I ! Fierce briny floods my mouth invade, like whips the surges sting ; Those eerie voices in the blast will soon my requiem sing : For, with a shrill, despairing cry, I clutch at shattered spar; Then sink through ocean's formless wastes frooi elemental war, Down, down, still down, till tempest's din decreases to a hum, Like echoes, indistinctly heard, of distant muffled drum ; And presently, in silent deeps, the light grows dim and grey. As that in grand old Gothic aisle when fades the winter's day; And oh ! what crowds of gliding ghosts surround and wel- come me, Who just am come, though still in life, to bear them company ! Those friendly ghosts have mournful eyes, but little else beside, Though outlines, indistinctly seen, are blending with the tide; But, just as if some ocean fiend is prowling for his prey, My phantom friends, whate'er they be, are spirited away DAVEY JONES' LOCKER. 24^ And oh that I were so myself— to almost anyplace/ For am I not with devil-fish now standing face to face ? Yes, face to face with octopus — far worse than gorgon's head — A fearsome thing which battens on the living and the dead ! And, oh ! upon my senses all a nameless horror falls That surely has no parallel outside Gehenna's walls ! Yes, 'tis a terror infinite — a marrow-freezing fright — Past nightmare's agony supreme to gormandising wight ; For awful foe, with tentacles all writhing in the sea, Is there debating in it's mind how it shall torture me ! Ah ! now it comes — that livid things in hell's worst goblin shape. And I from pangs unspeakable — oh ! how shall I escape ? Than octopus a shark would cause a less ungoverned fear, I surely did not wish for one, and yet a shark is here. But active are my senses all : I see the monsters close. And terrible the contest is of those tremendous foes : With rending jaws, with trenchant beak, with tentacle and tail, They far transcend the wild waves' war, the fury of the gale; They bite, they tear, roll here and there, while bubbles fill the sea. Far better are those fiends employed than banqueting on me, And so I do not interfere ; but, urged by prudence, fly Through near adjacent cavern's mouth, and bid them both good-bye ! 244 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. A cavern ! — Aye, a boundless one, roofed in by rolling waves. It's floor the ooze that dust-like falls on gallant seamen's graves ; While round about where'er I gaze are tempest-shattered wrecks, With men of every bygone age upon their silent decks : Here Vikings and Phoenicians old, and there a fair-haired boy, Whose parents nightly pray for him they deem their pride and joy ; At mother's breasts small infants sleep beside decrepid age, And brawny naval combatants, still grim with battle's rage ; Here, too, the peaceful merchant crew, the pirate's bloody band. And slavers, with their human prey, lie stretched on every hand ; True lovers in each other's arms are locked, as if in life ; Foes clutched in drowning's dread embrace ; the husband with the wife ; Of every tribe of Adam's race, of every garb and clime ; They waiting are, in silent place, the end of tide and time : While, mixed with shells and seaweed strange of varied hue and form, Are piled the treasures of the deep, the harvests of the storm ; Earth's merchandise, in box and bale, in heaps on heaps are rolled ; By spear and shield, by sword and gun, and wealth of coin untold, DAVEY JONES' LOCKER. 245 Unheeded gorgeous raiment lies, unheeded precious stones. But where is he, their treasurer, the dreaded Davey Jones ? The waters wave — I gaze aloft, and view, with wond'ring eyes. The lord majestic of the place in giant bulk arise ; For, oh ! his feet are in the ooze, his head amidst the waves Of that far-reaching, restless thing that every country laves ; And, while his crowning locks are bright, with thunder- clouds o'erspread, Those round his brows are snowy white and fringed with icebergs dread ; The pupil of his eye is blue, it's iris green as grass. While through his mouth, with coral teeth, unnoticed fleets might pass ; Of many hues his tangled beard, that tosses on his breast. And mingles with the foam of rage in tempest's wild un- rest j Scant neck has he, but rolling swells huge shoulders are,, and strong Of arms and hands — in restless waves he has a countless throng ; For weapons he has currents strange, dread icefloes, rocks, and shoals, Wherewith to slay bold voyagers , He cannot touch their souls. Small gleanings hath he from disease, rich crops from nation's wars : His charnel-house contains them all, as boundless space its stars ; 246 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. And though irreverently talk audacious seanien of him, 'Tis certain, though they've cause to fear, they also ought to love him ; For when not vexed nor urged to ill by storm wind's lawless brood, His face is fair to look upon and placable his mood : Then human welfare fosters he, and fosters not in vain ; — He bears the commerce of the world, and sends the fruitful rain To smiling sister by his side, who soon would faint and die Were he not here to work her weal with HIM who rules on high; But when black night and raging blast afflict his subject sea, He rises in terrific wrath, and terrible is he. Now, bending down, the vast one says, " Ho ! mortal, whom art thou That to my locker penetrates ? Great risk is thine I vow ; For art thou not far, far below those depths to which descend The divers bold, who, bribed with gold, their services will lend To grasping greed, which fain would wrest from me my lawful gain, And who, sustained by smuggled air, depart to land again ; — On thee I see no vestment strange, no monster-scaring helm. And where thou art my weight alone should crush and over- whelm. DAVEY JONES' LOCKER. 247 Then tell to me who thou may'st be, and if I find thee true, To upper world thou shalt return, but falsehood thou shalt rue !" I tell my name, and say I came not willingly at all. But that himself had hurled me there through portico and hall; And now, fair sir, if I intrude, just hurl me back agen ; I like not this your residence — I almost say his den.^'' He smiles, as if he reads my thoughts, and pointing all around. Exclaims, " Behold thy fellow-worms, who thickly strew the ground, For some are grim and terrible as e'er they, cursing, died. And awful was their mortal fear while sinking through the tide! Now view those forms with faces bright which eastward turnbd be; They merely came for calm repose from life's aye-stormy sea. Scant terrors had I in their eyes, for they had hope and trust In Him, whose humble slave am I — like meanest thing of dust. At His commands I stretch mine hands to crush the haughty pride Of those who boast they rule the waves and subjugate the tide ; And though I take the good and true, with those of evil mind. They know, when in their haven fair, that I have been most kind ; 248 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. Then watch and pray, and hope like they. Now wake and tell to men That I am not the Evil One, and this is not his den !" Ship Carnaqueen, February, 1877. !pHOSPHOaSSCE«T HIGH tTmKS. A DREAM OF THE WESTERN OCEAN. Nep's shaving shop is far astern. With scorching calms, which well-nigh burn The men-of-war, called Portuguese, Whose filmy sails invite a breeze ; The " doldrums," too, which language blue Evoked from ever-hauling crew, Are, with their squalls and drenching rain, Discomforts of a distant main. Now flying-fish and albacore Are seldom seen our prow before. As, gaily on the starboard tack. Alow, aloft all sail we crack. To woo the steady trade-wind strong, Which wakes the waves' low-murmured song ; While scrapers, wielded by the tars, Precede the grease-pot down the spars, PHOSPHORESCENT HIGH JINKS. 249 And soojymoogy round the deck From dingy paint removes each speck, That gallant ship, when sailing in To port, may shine like brand-new pin. For Ursa Major, ranging high. To famed Polaris guides the eye. Which shining star, like beacon light, Delights the British seaman's sight ; For does it not, like compass, tell The course the homeward-bound love well Which leads to joys on native soil — Their sweet rewards for slavish toil. The second watch is set, and now Diana, with her crescent bow. O'er heaving ocean westward flown. Has left the stars to shine alone ; While in my hammock, swinging free, I practise for a singing bee A nasal song that critics might Object to in the stilly night. But, sweet or no, the cabin-boy Now cuts it s^ori with loud " Ahoy !" With heedless haste I upward spring, 'Gainst carline hard my head to bring, And, but for far too solid deck, My downward plunge the ship would wreck Yet Davy's yells are not of fright ; — No, rather of supreme delight ; 250 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. And so methinks there cannot be Fresh dangers on the midnight sea, Unless for Davy (by-the-way, Whom, could I catch, I'd well-nigh slay). " You scarlet imp ! you sea-cook's son ! Look what your foolery has done !" And then, right strange it is to tell, I find we see each other .well ; For, shining through the deadlight there, Streams down a pallid, ghastly glare. Which, lighting up that sea-boy's face. Reveals no line of saintly grace. "What's up?" I cry again, and he Replies, "You'd better come and see !" " The ship is burning ! "— " No, not it ; The sea is though a little bit !" " The sea ? They used to say in flames In time I'd set the River Thames ; But as for ocean, come now, Dave, Confess yourself a lying knave ! " He will not, so in boot-urged flight Flies deckward, like a startled sprite. Then in those things which ladies fair To hear of spoken cannot bear, Yet from their hubbies fiercely wrest To flaunt as knight would haughty crest, I rush on deck, and to my gaze The ocean gleams as if ablaze, PHOSPHORESCENT HIGH JINKS. 251 ^For every wave you'd think a lamp "Of " Davy " (Jones), defying damp, Each glowing with phosphoric light, That darker leaves the dome of night ; Now, perching on to'-gallant rail, 'Neath breezy foot of swelling sail, 1 gaze and gaze until my eyes A picture view to cause surprise ; For, circus-like, and spreading wide, A vast pavilion girds the tide With walls of night shades dim and dark, And vaulted roof with many a spark ■Of shining silver, while the floor With gleaming flakes is studded o'er — ■ .A ballroom on the boundless deep, Where Neptune's self may revels keep, And, ah ! the company I see iln court-dress — strict decollete. With sudden crash and sounding din, The cyclone bandsmen now begin An overture, at which you'd rail, •On shipboard in a roaring gale ; For ^olus and gusty throng Than Stentors are of lung more strong, besides extemporaneous Are all the airs they play for us, Wagnerian, perhaps, at times, Then softly sweet as distant chimes. 252 RE-ECHOES FEOM COONDAMBO.. When Triton concho basso plays Uproarious becomes the praise, For, with his cheeks like bagpipes blown>. His music o'er the tide is thrown ; Till starry urchin near the sky A cat-call ventures on the sly ; . But Jupiter, with awful frown, Such low vulgarity puts down ; For Jove, with vastly proper train, Attends this pageant of the main. Great Nep, with oakum beard and locks,. A hornpipe encores from his box ; For British tars aboard a wreck All cut and shuffle on its deck ; Yet still, with roguish, rolling eye, Nep ogles fair Salacia sly, And seems to care (the scamp) a mighty Little for his Amphitrite, While well she knows how he behaves With naughty nymphs 'midst conscious waves.. Nep's sposa with her father now, And Doris sits with gloomy brow. While they unto the " oldest gods " Reply with deferential nods ; For Oceanus and his wife Spin prosy yarns of early life And such-like twaddle, for you see; No cardroom there appears to be: PHOSPHORESCENT HIGH JINKS. 253 "Where old Neptunian fogies may Talk scandal while bezique they play. Mature Eurynome, still fair, "AVith daughters slim and debonair, -Are here to-night, by Nep's desire, While Venus lends them her attire. That fascination may enhance Each pose of limb and sprightly glance ; And doubtless, e'er the dance be o'er, •Unnumbered conquests they will score. Now, as they pose themselves with care, :Sea dandies crowd around to stare. And, were these revels not so damp, Bright Venus would permit that scamp. Young Cupid, with his bow and darts. At random to transfix all hearts ; And, as it is, from high above. The ever-watchful god of love At ^olus a shaft lets fly That causes him to cast his eye At Dione, the grandam white ■Of that young mischief-working wight : Indeed, when " Rule Britannia " he — The wind-god — tries by Nep's decree. He suddenly forgets to play, -And sighs in true Strephonian way, When, strange to tell, fair Dione In fainting state appears to be, 254 KK-ECHOES FROM COONDAMEO. And should he not resume his lay Will like a snowflake pass away ; But Nep, who loves to see her ride To piping winds, in conscious pride, On coursers blue, with crests of greert,- Now touches with his trident keen Great JEo, till he deems a ray Has wagged its stinging tail his way, So rubs and blows and feels unkind. Till out of tune and out of wind, While round and round the dancers fly^ And Dione goes glancing by In veil of phosphorescent light, Before which flies the shades of nights Fair Thetis and her nereids Now enter, nude as Peri kids ; For nothing can improve their lines — See Flaxman's exquisite designs ; These quickly mingle with the throng, While Nep, with handshake warm and.longj. His " ancient friend divinely fair," Achilles' mother, welcome there, And seats her at his dexter hand To flourish of his conch-shell band. Now lightly trip, with flying feet, The sea-green sisters trim and neat,- In gleaming garb of stellar ray. Transparent as the light of day. But who are they with yellow locks. PHOSPHORESCENT HIGH JINKS. 55 Who to those comely gills are jocks ? Why, gay young river-gods who glance At lovely nymphs, with whom they dance, So warmly that a frozen sea Would by their glances melted be ; But Oceanus and his vrow, Old Tethys, will not them allow To more than glance, for they are old. With wrinkled brows and pulses cold, And so their frail descendants bright They're guarding well throughout the night, And even frown on Nep when he With some sweet nymph would make too free. Around sit passd saline dames — Wall nosegays with unholy names — Who sea-god partners with a glance Entrap at times to join the dance; While sirens, singing loud and clear, Glide round and at the dandies leer. But these all slily wink and laugh At charms that are but half and half; For though they're fresh as one might wish. Those mermaids run to too much fish ; But fish or flesh, in galopade To beat their paces would be hard, And dolphins blue which bear their trains Get broken-winded for their pains. A horrid shape now meets my sight. Which hovers in the outside night. 256 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. And glowers with tremendous eye At whirling throng, like huge Paul Pry, Especially when Galatea Thinks softly on her mortal dear. And sometimes, just to soothe her mind. Permits some giddy god to twine His arm around her faultless waist, The light fantastic joy to taste ; And then, ye gods ! vast Polypheme His single orb with rage does gleam, And, could he get in with his club. Old Nep will surely loose a sub ; He cannot though, so takes to drink, And soon has but a sightless wink ; For, as he snores within his cave, I see Ulysses — cunning knave — With forky stick his eyeball tear. And leave him groaning in despair. But now, behind a shining bar. Sly Circe passes round three-star. And carries on with ocean swells Like up-to-business tavern belles, For over graciously she leans To boldly mash the Johnny Greens ; While one — the dandy of the crowd — ■ Cracks broadest jokes in accents loud. And paws her bust and fool's around. Till fully " on the bust " he's found ; Then treats his friends and drinks till he Is fitted for a piggery, PHOSPHORESCENT HIGH JINKS. 257 An asinine, maudlin link between . A monkey and a swine obscene. But who are they who in the pit And lower boxes dimly sit ? Why, as I live, they're mortals queer ! But who or what I'm not too clear ; For every garb beneath the sun, To that before e'en dress begun To latest fashions — all are there. Ah ! ah ! I know them I declare ! And so I hail in accents loud, " Ahoy, there, Davy Joneis crowd !" But at my shout, like flash of light. The pageant vanishes from sight ; And Mr. Buntline growls, " Look here, To Blanket Bay you'd better sheer, Or next thing overboard you'll go ! If sleep you must, just sleep below," Then adds, in accents ever gruff, " Oi phosphorous you'll have enough. And blazing hot, I'm thinking, when Old ' Davey ' gets you in his den ! " I merely hint that he will be A comrade kind to comfort me ; Then dive below to try again My hammock, like the sailor-men ; When, cast away on dreamland's coast, I sup with Neptune for a host ; 258 BE-ECHOES FEOM COONDAMBO. Then; sailing off to Circe's isle, Soon carry on in masher style. But as I spoon and gaily quaff, I change my shape and hear a laugh, While someone says, " My music might A herd of other swine delight !" And, by-theby, the vanished thing Was like a pig upon the wing ! Now, readers, if this tale should test Your credence turnpike never rest, Till, sailing on the ocean free, You may perhaps those high jinks see ; But mind, be prudent when you do, Or vanish with that phantom crew ! Ship Carnaqueeu, May, 1877. THE FLVmG OtJTCHMAtJ. A LEGEND OF THE CAPE OF GOOD HOPE. INTEODUCTION. Come listen to this truthful tale a mariner told me About the most pig-headed tar ttiat ever sailed the sea : None of your footlight singing swells — tenori, say, for choice, But just the biggest whale for rum, and blessed with fog- horn voice. THE FLYING DUTCHMAN. 259 Who, wind-jammed off the " Stormy Cape," swore he would not " up stick," And sold his soul, as seamen will, to Davey Jones — that's Nick; Thereafter to be played by him, as you would lusty fish, For swarms of hungry imps at last to be the toughest dish : Let opera Wagnerian delight the Upper Ten, We'll have the Vanderdecken yarn as known to sailor men. THE MABINEE'S STORY. Some centuries ago or so — 1 will not be precise — A fine, old-fashioned galliot, which looked just like a slice From Daddy Noah's clipper craft (a bottom slice, of course). With lots of beam to carry sail, was thrashing at the force Of snoring gale from sou'-sou'-east and nasty chopping sea. As lively as she bobbed about as such a craft could be ; And on the weather-quarter loomed old Afric's stormy cape. Round which the Dutch adventurer his daring course would shape ; For "Vanderdecken," of that craft, was skipper bold I ween. As anyone with half an eye might easily have seen ; For, speaking trumpet in his hand, he looked as if he'd hail The natives swart of savage land above the roaring gale. An oiled sou'-wester cased his head above his shaggy brows — Who'd ever think that bear-like man once fancied by the vrows ? 260 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. For like a rat, he'd keen small eyes, and then his bottle- nose Had pimples of the pineapple, the colours of the rose ; While wolf-like mouth, with yellow teeth, which snarled beneath that knob. Appeared as if on offer there to take a mantrap's job ; His grizzled beard from heavy chin on brawny breast hung down To fairly mix the grime and grease upon his doublet brown. And in the girdle that he wore was thrust a dagger long. To prove its owner in the right, however in the wrong. Trunk hose of leather met his boots of close-grained, hard horse-hide, Which on the luckless Johann Schmidt full often had been tried. Who, though he doubtless fancied them too large a size or so, Discovered that, like " three-leagued boots,'' they made him swiftly go ; And once, when with great energy and suddenness applied. They furnished wings which carried him into the sea's salt tide, Where, being but an orphan boy of melancholy mood, They left him there to fraternise with " Mother Carey's '' brood. But, oh ! as if into the breast of Stormy Petrel small Had entered soul of cabin-boy, so, surely in each squall. One pretty, evil-omened bird on restless wings pursued With other notions, said the men, than just to seek for food; THE FLYING DUTCHMAN. 261 " For gramercy ! right well he knows,'' quoth they, " how wa shall fare, And so, to keep us company, already doth prepare. For since the little Johann died hath trouble hemmed us- round, And will, till in the fatal sea like him shall we be drowned." So biscuit crumbs some to him threw, while others wished that he To " certain burning latitudes " might on swift pinions flee ! Still, howsoever they might wish, there still that seabird flew, That troubled Vanderdecken more than e'er it did his crew» And often, with his arquebus, had he, with cruel mind, At little ocean wanderer aimed messenger unkind ; But, oh, a charmed life it bore, for still it sailed along. As if it loved the billow's crest and tempest's weird song. That stormy petrel skimmed the waves on restless pinions light, A hated and reproachful thing in Vanderdecken's sight, Who, as he rolled along his deck, no words of pleasure spoke. Though muttered curses from his throat in sullen thunder broke ; And, scowling on his sun-burnt crew, from foreraast-man to mate, He " blessings " in Low Dutch called down on every luck- less pate. As if those scurvy-stricken tars could help the gale so foul. Which in derision through the gear like demons seemed to howl. 262 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. " Come, rouse that fore-tack down," he cried ; " be smart, ye lubbers all !" And half a dozen tarry ones responded to his call, While, just as sportive rabbits drive into rude dingle dens. So dived into the seething trough the " Renaud Engle- kens," For thus was Vanderdecken's craft from burgomaster named. Who little thought when she was launched that she would be so famed. Now, Peter Vanderbelt, the mate, a fair-haired, blue-eyed tar. Is gazing with his mental eye upon some scene afar ; For, as against a shroud he leans, his heart is far away — To where his loving Gretchen sits, while round the children play, And in his ears their joyous tones like music seem to ring ; But him from his bright reverie his skipper's accents bring. "Arouse ye! dreaming, home-sick calf!" he hears that worthy hiss ; " Ere Amsterdam ye see again it will be long I wis ; For may Old Scratch seize on my soul if I for Holland turn Before we weather yon black cape and leave it far astern. For spice and precious stones I sailed, and mean to have them too, And so I'll stay and carry on till everything is blue ! Besides, I never yet was beat wherever I did roam. Go ! get below, you foolish loon, and dream no more of home ! " THE FLYING DUTCHMAN. 263 But, ah ! what fearsome sound was that which both those seamen heard ? It could not come from albatross or any other bird, Though round them rustled viewless wings, and weird shadows fell — Oh, no, 'twas like exulting laugh from mocking fiend of hell ! And, with a sudden change of wind, the sails were thrown aback. And stopped the " Renaud Englekens " abruptly in her track ; But e'er the startled seamen sprang to haul the yards around, She filled again and gathered way, as if for Cape Horn bound. But where is gallant Vanderbelt ? Not in his berth below. No pillow, save a " water one," will Peter ever know; For, by the jibbing main-boom flung into the raging sea. No more will he his pleasant home or gentle Gretchen see : With one wild cry to Heaven sent for mercy on his soul, He disappears beneath the waves, which o'er him surging roll. E'en Vanderdecken's rugged heart by tragedy was wrung. For still he loved his sister's son — though he no hencoop flung. Or wore his clumsy galliot, or tried to heave her to, Or in a cranky cockle-shell send forth a saving crew ; For well he knew that fruitless all would such endeavours be j No dingey that was ever launched could live in such a sea ; Besides, he saw his luckless mate like deep-sea lead go down. So turned upon the steersman bold with savage curse and frown — 264 EE-ECHOES FKOM COONDAMBO. " Just mind your helm, you lubber, you ! Why, what are you about ? I did not want, you sea-cook's son, to put the craft about. And 'twas your carelessness just now that got her in the wind. And sent poor Peter overboard. By himmel, I'm inclined To string you up, without a shrift, unto that yardarm there ! " The man replied, " Thou skipper mine, from further threats forbear ; No fault was that of mortal man, but of the Evil One, Who works for us a cruel fate which he hath well begun ; For, oh ! that horrid, gibing laugh rings yet within mine ears, And ever will, though I attain to all one hundred years. A doomed ship is this, I trow, and all that in her sail ; That fatal cape we'll never round or weather out this gale. But I for one, like Christian man, will bravely meet my fate; I would I were as well prepared as our departed mate ! For gentle was his soul, I wis, though as a lion's bold " — And, as thus spake that mariner, tears down his visage rolled — " 'Tis thirty days since first in sight of that swart cape we came, And high upon the inland hills beheld the nightly flame, Which you said native blackamoors were making as a sign — An ugly blackamoor, indeed, thought I and comrades mine! And still a foul wind baffles us, while scurvy thins the crew; Then list, mynheer, to good advice I fain would offer you." Stern Vanderdecken answered not, but turned him on his heel, Though into his hard, wicked heart a doubt began to steal, THE FLYING DUTCHMAN. 265 And as he wandered up and down on those unsteady planks, Old recollections filled his mind of what were worse than pranks ; And then he mused on Vanderbelt, when — who would think it true — Unconsciously from his fierce eyes stole down a tear or two ! For his good angel tried once more to turn his stubborn heart — That indurated pebble-stone which stood for vital part — And prompted him to seek again his helmsman good and true, And growl, " Now, Diedrich, say thy say, but let thy words- be few." Then spake that skilful mariner, and this is what he said, "Turn back, if there should yet be time, by prudent coun- sels led. And let us to Our Lady pray to help us in our strait. For with her aid, perchance, e'en yet may we evade our fate." Here Vanderdecken stopped him short, with muttered curse and scowl : Quoth he, " Befits it seamen bold to helpless saints to howl Whene'er a puff of wind comes down and starts a wave or two ? Pshaw ! if you call that good advice, just dew up 1 — that will do." E'en as bold Vanderdecken spoke that stormy wind veered round. And seemingly the Englekens was fairly outward bound. 266 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. Then muttered that grim skipper old, as they the yards did trim, " Not yet hath Satan clutched my soul ; I still will weather him. Ho, steward ! bring the cheering schnapps ! Let all the mainbrace splice ! " The steward said not anything, but vanished in a trice, And soon each drouthy mariner tossed high the polished horn, Then poured into their seasoned throats the blood of Barley- corn. E'en Diedrich took his liquor off as should a seaman brave. But still it lightened not his heart or cleared his visage grave; And, when a comrade to the helm came aft his trick to take. He gave the tiller up to him and gazed back on the wake, As if the mate once more he'd see, then crossed himself and sighed, While offering a prayer for him who slept beneath the tide ; Then forward to the forecastle he silently did hie. For something whispered in his ear 'twould soon be his to die. Now merrily the galliot runs right before the wind. And wildly yaws, as is the wont of vessels of her kind. While albatross and moleymauks and flocks of smaller fry ■On buoyant wings wheel round and round, to keep an eager eye •On white and boiling wake astern for what the cook may cast, While through the rigging whistles shrill the mighty western blast, THE FLYING DUTCHMAN. 267 And from the huge green-headed waves, with gleaming crests of spray, A school of uncouth black fish dive in strange cetacean play. Then Vanderdecken goes below to take another nip, Forgetting quite the adage old anent impending slip 'Twixt cup and lip, although before, unto his cost, hath he Oft verified the truth of it upon that very sea. And, hark ! that heavy tramp of feet denotes a stir on deck, So quickly up the booby-hatch he cranes his buU-liks neck. To see the yards braced round again to meet the gale unkind. For, hauled upon a bowline taut, she's close upon a wind. Ah! now she will not lie her course, unless they wish to land At Table Bay, and soon e'en that is on their weather hand ; And, blowing as 'twould blow its last, the fast-increasing gale Soon forces Vanderdecken bold to take in sail by sail, And though his craft " lies to like duck " in ordinary gales, There's nothing now would stand to it unless sheet-iron sails ; She therefore needs must scud away beneath her long bare poles. While, with her yard-arms to the brine, 'midst horrid waves she rolls ; And as the night comes rushing down upon the stormy sea. E'en Vanderdecken would he were beneath some island's lee. How fiercely that south-easter blows, so piercing, dry, and chill, And stars with cruel, steel-like gleam the cloudless heavens filL, 268 EE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. 'Neath which the sailless vessel speeds — one instant to ssed on high On mountain seas, whose wind-shorn crests like stinging hailstones fly, Then hurled to seething, gloomy depths, by rushing waves assailed. No wonder that upon their knees the fear-cowed seamen quailed, And prayed unto their patron saints for help in this their strait : These might have heard, but if they did they left them to their fate ; For hark ! as yaws the Englekens, an awful billow breaks With force terrific on the craft, which to her keelson shakes Beneath the shock ; it smashes in her hatches, as a bomb Descending through some dwelling's roof would carry wreck and doom ; And down into her gloomy hold invading waters pour In torrents like Niagara, and with a sullen roar. Bold Diedrich and the watch below dart out upon the deck, While scurvy-stricken wretches pray and moan a certain wreck ; And well they may, for overboard the helmsmen twain are cast, Their dying cries to leeward borne upon the raging blast. And Vanderdecken, where is he ? Why, on the cabin floor, As full of schnapps as he can be and has been oft before. The tiller and the binnacle both gone, with helmsmen brave ! No wonder that the boldest now expect an ocean grave 1 THE FLYING DUTCHMAN. 269 And e'er brave Diedrich can invent, and with the hardy crew Rig up, some pro tern steering-gear, the vessel broaches to, And by the wind's terrific force is thrown upon her beam. While through the hatchway's gaping jaws the fatal waters stream. In vain those active mariners, with ready jack-knives bound, To hack the weather lanyards tough, through rigging's dead- eyes wound ; For, with a suffocating sob, she rights a moment, then Dives down into the depths below with all her doomed men. Whose death-shrieks, ringing wild and shrill, one moment peal on high ; Then naught is left, save raging waves, beneath the cruel sky ! AFTER. From out the peaceful ocean deeps The ghost of Vanderdecken Arose, with phantom crew, and keeps On cruising round, I reckon. In cobweb craft that eats the wind Right into very eye, sir. When darksome nights and gales unkind Poor modern shellbacks try, sir. The look-out man he roars " Sail, ho ! " Then whispers, " Oh, my eye. Jack, If this here ain't a rummy go, May I to Poll ne'er go back ! 270 RB-BCHOKS FROM COONDAMBO. She's comin' up right head to wind, No rag o' cloth a-showin', An' if their helum they don't mind Slap through 'em we'll be goin ! " " 'Tis Vanderdecken cruising round, On Davey Jones attending ; And those who see him, if not drowned. All come to still worse ending ! " " A paul heave on that cuffer. Jack : Of lies 'tis just a parcel ; Besides, that ship on tother tack Is Smith's Balmoral Castle ! " ^ TO A SWAJ4tOW That came to the ship and lighted on my wife's head when we were in the Western Ocean, four hundred miles from land. Poor wanderer ! what dost thou here. With weary wings and eyes of fear. From land so far away ? For over hedgerow, mead, and stream, And gardens, whence sweet flowerets gleam. Thou should'st be skimming gay. Thy comrades twitter 'neath the eaves Of human friends, the verdant leaves Are singing to the wind. TO A SWALLOW. 271 The swarming gnats whirl high in air, Of swallows aye the dainty fare : Why left thou them behind ? O'er ocean yet the norther blows, Chill-hearted, from eternal snows ; The petrels'* vagrant train Flit lightly in our vessel's wake, With eager appetite to take The floatage of the main. From " Stormy Cape," through cold and heat, In ocean's waves they've dipped their feet. And followed day and night ; But thou, though similar in form, When worsted by the cruel storm. Where, where couldst thou alight ? Right welcome wouldst thou be if I Knew not that thou must surely die Of hunger, friendly bird ; For nothing can we offer thee As provender — upon the sea No buzzing fly is heard. My children laugh with ringing glee Thy charming confidence to see. As folding pinions light. * The name petrel is derived from the Italian diminutive for Peter, i.e., " Petrillo," and was given to the petrel owing to ita habit of dipping its feet into the waves as it slcims along their surface, as Peter dipped his feet when attempting to follow our Saviour's example on the Sea of Gennesaret. 272 EE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. By instinct to the gentle led. Thou perchest on their mother's head To rest awhile from flight. There, pretty creature, stay awhile, Then haste away, lest mouser vile Should mark thee as his prey. Thy speedy pinions yet may bear Thee safely through the bracing air O'er Biscay's stormy bay To sunny France, where thou wouldst find A welcome, doubtless, from thy kind. Now seek the rigging high. In safety there to rest until The morrow's sun gilds far-off hill. Then landward swiftly fly. Ship Carnaqueen, May 28, 1877. THE SWAUUOW*S FATE* Departed is the chilly wind. The waves have sunk to rest. And cheerily upon mankind That jewel of the all-wise mind — The sun — in glory dressed, THE swallow's FATE. 27S Flames upward to the eastern sky In chariot of Ught ; The morning air is crisp and dry, While wavelets small that ripple by As emeralds are bright. The canvas flutters as the ship Is rocked by rolling swell, Which chronicles, with sighing lip. The fury of the storm king's whip That late on ocean fell. Too tranquil is the smiling morn For gallant, home sick tars. Who would from waves the foam was torn By mighty western wind in scorn, And bowed their lofty spars. " Now, swallow, is the time for flight," I, upward gazing, said ; But never swallow met my sight, And so I pictured with delight The wanderer safely sped ; Then, slowly pacing to and fro, I eastward turned my eyes, When, ah ! a dreadful cry of woe — Loud children's sorrow from below — Rang upward to the skies. 274 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. " The birdie's dead ! the birdie's dead ! " Poor Tottie cried in grief ; And so it was, for fate had led The swallow near that tabby dread — Our skulking feline thief. At eventide no more 'twould roam Beneath the summer sky O'er many a happy English home ; For, oh, across the ocean's foam It sought us but to die. Ship Carnaqueen, May 29, 1877. Poor little swallow ! I thought that it was gone off safely, but after passing the night in the cook's galley it fluttered aft into the cabin, when to the bitter grief of the children, the weird (St. Helena) successor of the " phosphorous hunter," imitating the role of the detestable prowler which slew " Mrs. Throgmorfcon's bullfinch," pounced in and burked it ; but we did not permit him to feast on the fruit of his crime. No ; we committed ic to the deep, while that feline exhibited to perfection what a cat, duly encou- raged, can perform in the way of flying up precipitous places and through impossible cracks, in which a November sunbeam would share the fate jEsop's weasel. He did not, however, follow his victim overboard, owing to ithe insignificant fact that no one was able to capture him in time to draw his attention to it ; besides, reason stepped in to the rescue, and averred that .the culprit was naturally vicious, and therefore not accountable for his crimes. He was let off, but has since been shy. JT TO AN EAST WIND. 275 TO An EAST wmo. IN THE CHOPS OB' THE CHANNEL. Some poets rail at Boreas, Averring he's a railer, But stubborn easi winds bore, alas ! Far more the home-sick sailor, When round about the universe He's weary months been sailing. That wind and soundings he'll asperse With fervour unavailing. From Channel chops, like albatross, Glide lofty outward-bounders. While, with that east wind for a boss, Athwart them thrash our sounders, Who, sniffing, scent fresh provender. Kiss almost Nance and PoUyj Yet from iAese chops they cannot stir, To kiss which would be folly. Swift in-bound steamers, gallantly The foaming billows cleaving, Can almost hear our " Hard-a-lee,'' And shellbacks loudly grieving. Our canvas thunders in the wind, ' As round she comes all shaking — No missing stays — she's more inclined To be a long stay making t 276 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. With reddish nose and pearly eyes, Our officers go pacing, Obtesting aye the cruel skies, Whose wind is far too bracing ; For bowline is a word, oh dear ! Our skipper's always calling, While " Mainsail haul ! " e'en now I hear Him up above me bawling. Dull patience is an attribute Confined, 'tis said, to females ; That statement I at once confute By swearing that all sea males Must take to it, like Adam's race To death — that's willy-nilly. When east winds they with bad damns face But then they're close on S(c)illy. Of sharks and whales, of calms and gales. We've had enough. Old Gusty, So long to lounge in smiling vales, And rattle on roads dusty. Vouchsafe us, then, a friendly lift To stop this ceaseless tacking : Our wardrobe's done ; a decent shift Of wind we're sadly lacking. Great ^olus, thy burly sub, Old Boreas, be sending To kick home this vile, suily cub. Now Neptune's sons offending. Drawn by R. Bruce. THE BURNING OF THE COSPKTRICK, THE BURNING OF THE COSPATBICK. 277 In sounding cave confine the knave Till " outward bound " wire steering ; Then let him free to sweep the sea, And work at Channel clearing. With sails all squared we'll gaily grin At nasty, growling fellows, Who'd to the Downs go sailing in, And ban your howling bellows For kindly helping us along (A salt's a selfish rogue as Those Ministers who change their song To suit their oft-turned togas). Ship Carnaqueen, 1877. iT THE BUimmG OF THE COSPATRtCtC. At midnight of November I7th, 1874, when about 400 milea from the Cape, the Cospatrick, bound for Auckland, with 434 passengers and a crew of 43 hands, was found to be on fire, which, despite all efforts to subdue it, obtained an entire mastery and raged in the vessel till she sank. Only two boats finally left the burning ship. One, after keeping in company with the other, disappeared, and was never afterwards heard of ; the other, with poe men, out of thirty-five who started in her, was picked up by the ship British Sceptre on the 27th, and of these two died after being taken on board. When writing the poem, I was most careful to glean informationr from the best available sources, and I believe my description of the terrible maritime calamity is as nearly correct as it is possible to be.— R. B. The orb of day has disappeared from sight Beyond horizon's far-off western verge, While summer zephyrs, vagrant-winged and light, Stir waste of waters that has ceased to surge, 278 KK-ECHOES FEOM COONDAMBO. Since loud-voiced storm king laid aside his scourge; Yet rolling swells un quietly arise, Like late-quelled rioters a word would urge Again to violence, but tranquil skies A peaceful night portend, and twilight swiftly dies. But not on ocean's vast expanse descends The gloomy darkness of cloud-curtained night ; For, sailing high, the earth's fair consort lends A silver flood of soft, reflected light, Which soothes the senses and the hearts delight Of cheery voyagers, who o'er the deep Send, tuneful melodies, now sad, now bright. With words of hope to bid the pulses leap. Or plaintive ballads old might force the blithe to weep. For now of emigrants a motley throng The good ship brings from Britain's islands twain, Who speed the moments pleasantly with song. While idly rocking on the restless main, Far, far from homes they ne'er may see again ; For, oh ! the laugh and sportive jest go round, While they to fancy lend a loosened rein, And see themselves to certain fortune bound On sunny southern shores where liberty is found. But brazen clang of slowly-smitten bell On pure air vibrates, resonant and clear. Apprising all, as many think too well, That evening " dog watch " to the crew so dear THE BURNING OF THE COSPATEICK. 27* Is but a memory ; and soon to steer A man steps aft ; when comrade he reUeves, Imparts the course to his attentive ear, And gossip also, as he slowly leaves, With added subtle hint that meaning gesture weaves. By bowsprit heel the trusty look-out man The deck patrols with light, well-balanced tread. To pause at times the vessel's path to scan For hidden dangers that may lurk ahead In coming ship or floating wreck more dread, While comrades rough, of watch on deck, bestow Themselves around where'er by fancy led In friendly knots, to talk in voices low, No just offence to give to sleeping watch below. From placid loveliness of balmy night The yawning voyagers retire to sleep ; Though some remain to watch deceptive light Enhance the seeming of a living deep, And shining eyes of phosphorous that peep From fretwork patches of white, gleaming spray Evolved from waves which 'gainst the- good^ship leap,. Then sullen fall, and leave to pass away In ghostly wake astern their bursting bubbles gray. Of Southern Cross the pointers slowly turn. While careful officer the poop must pace To con the sails, and with wet finger learn Whence come faint airs which fail to fan his face ; 280 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. And oftentimes he calls his men to brace Round creaking yards to meet uncertain wind, When they, not differing from all the race, Cry " Aye, aye, sir ! " yet wish him dead or blind. In muttered, surly phrase uncouth as 'tis unkind. Thus they on deck, while heedless folks below In darksome berths, are now beneath the spell Of gentle sleep — the sweetest mortals know, When undisturbed by fevered visions fell. As Adam's race with gratitude can tell ; And these, all confident in ship and crew, Dream not of fear, but slumber sound and well, For brightly tinted are their hopes in hue. And fair the pictured paths that open to their view. They little heed the wash against the bends. The bell's loud stroke, and heavy roller's shock. Or on the deck the clatter of ropes' ends. Or fretful banging of a tackle block, The creaking fittings, or the vessel's rock ; Nor are they startled by the seamen's tread, Which hollow-sounding slumber seems to mock. Yet in reality but serves instead To summon dreamland sprites to sport round pillowed head : For restless brains, ignoring sleep's control. Have visions strange, as Pharaoh did of old. Which wizard fancy, artist of the soul. With magic pencil draws in outlines bold THE BURNING OF THE COSPATRICK. 281 To please hot youth and those whose veins wax cold : The past, the present, and the future bring A medley strange of subjects, else untold, To crowd his canvas — mirth on glancing wing, And guilt and trouble, too, their subjects freely fling. The young, strong man, with health and courage blessed, Who feels not yet the force of time's fell hand, SBut entertains a Briton's wholesome zest For scenes exciting, strides on far-off strand, Or breasts the flood, or views his well-tilled land ; ■On gallant steed outstrips the bushland flame, Or singly combats with some savage band, 5ees beauty his, grasps opulence and fame. And is the winner sure in life's swift-changing game. The buxom lass, her red cheek on her arm, Meets once again the lover left behind ; -Or better still (O dream a maid, to charm) One rich and handsome she will shortly find. Should Fortune's smiles to her be truly kind ; ■Gay scenes of pleasure, dresses rich and bright. All these combine to fill with joy her mind ; Let anxious cares assail with morning's light — She hath fair visions now to charm her mental sight. E'en tender infant by its mother's side Hath shadow dreams to stir its slumbers deep. For soft lips work, as if they draw the tide Which baby life can in such pleasure steep. 282 BE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. And aid to lull the little one to sleep ; Faint wreathing smiles play o'er its dimpled facey Its rosy limbs from 'neath the bedding peep ; And, surely, o'er it from the Throne of Grace A guardian angel stands and keeps its resting place.- Of southern night 'tis now the peaceful noon. And " Rouse, you sleepers ! " and the clang of bell Bring watch below again on deck, and soon Their weary shipmates, deeming all is well. Turn in to rest for brief, allotted spell ; While hardy deck watch, yawning as they go. Seek cosy nooks in which salt yarns to tell. And puff the weed, while time with pinions slow Pursues his endless race, and dreamers dream' below. An aged man from Erin's luckless isle By fearful vision is constrained to weep ; For, ah ! 'midst concourse of masked monsters vile- He* stands perforce, while they a circle keep Round lonely cot, whence half-clad creatures leap' To 'scape the flames which red-winged soar on high, The brooding clouds with glare of hell to steep. Oh, God ! those fiends ! they hurl them back to die — Too great grim horror's strain — he wakes with startled cry.- * An old Tipperary man told me that in the time of the " White Boys" he witnessed such a scene as here pourtrayed to his great horror ; in fact, that he and several I others were forced to stay in order that they would not dare to give the names of the others.— R. B. THE BURNING OF THE COSPATEICK. 283 What pungent odour steals from hold below, With vicious hiss and rustle as of snake ? Alas ! it tells of fierce, relentless foe, And luckless sleepers in confusion wake, At very name of enemy to quake : " Fire ! Fire ! " they cry in shrillest tones of fright, For will not Death now gather in his stake On boundless ocean, and in dead of night, With fire and flood combined to aid him with their might ? The boldest don what garments they may find, The women clutch their little ones and shriek, While crew and captain, as one man combined, The common foe in lurking places seek With steadfast purpose, but with blanching cheek ; For, oh ! on sails and tarry cordage fed. It gathers force and rushes forth to wreak A swift destruction on each hapless head. So lately laid in peace on pillow void of dread, The mariners a forceful deluge send ; In hissing steam the red flames fling it back Through open hatchway with the mists to blend, And pass to leeward with the heavy rack Of blinding smoke that rolls in volumes black ; While raging foe, all hydra-headed, flies On seamen bold to frustrate their attack, Like famished lion, which, with blazing eyes. Beats back the hunter band and bears off one as prize. 284 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. Distracted women to the workers cling, Or screaming children to their bosoms fold, While brawny men in desperation fling The ocean water to the burning hold, Till bravest hearts grow paralyzed and cold. For vainly all their failing force they try ; The bounding flames beat back those toilers bold With burning wounds, and then exultant fly The foremost boats to claim, and climb the rigging high. The fated ship, now head to wind, sweeps round, When lofty foremast falls with horrid crash. Like forest king dashed headlong to the ground By awful lightning's devastating flash. And fear-struck people to the small boats dash ; But overcrowding, by fell panic driven. Men pile on men till massive davits smash. And ocean's breast by frenzied forms is riven. Whose awful cries for help assail unheeding Heaven. For though the meanest sparrow may not fall Without His knowledge, when man's time is come He must obey the Conqueror of all — The prayerful e'en as obstinately dumb, And so those lost ones to their fate succumb : 'Tis Nature's law, and she, with stony gaze, Sees Death's dread grasp the human heart benumb. " He will be missed " is but an empty phrase : A passing atom-man, of varied length of days ! THE BURNING OF THE COSPATEICK. 285 Now gallant Lewis and McDonald try The ship's great pinnace on the skids to turn, But no one answers their imploring cry For needful help ; 'tis therefore left to burn, And eager flames soon spread from stem to stern ; To lower then from handy davits near Its buoyant burthen is their chief concern, While others, not yet overcome by fear. The brine-filled boat secure and quickly bale her clear. From haggard crowd that fiercely surges there A stream of fugitives down tackles slide. Or, stung to madness by their sharp despair. Spring wildly forth Irom lofty vessel's side To board the boats from corpse-encumbered tide ; Till, presently, when crowded to excess. The crews push off and from the swimmers glide. For now, all impotent in vast distress. Their meagre chance of life each moment renders less. On doomed ship the fast-encroaching pest From decks and hatchways leaps toward the sky, And soon by e'en the bravest 'tis confessed That naught remains for any but to die. And shrieks and prayers go up in one wild cry ; But now to falling mainmast's thunders dread The awful groans of victims make reply, With wailings shrill of whirling flames o'erhead, Which light with lurid glare the dying and the dead. 286 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. The crowded boats are heaving on the deep, While shrieks resound and death and horror reiga For flame-scorched wretches from that red hell leap To 'scape from torture in consenting main, When earthly hope they realise is vain. Now, wife in arms, the captain courts the wave, Through kindly agency new life to gain ; And, with their child, the doctor, calmly brave. Oblivion's flood explores and shares their ocean grave. How paramount the love of Hfe must be When men sit selfishly, while all around Their hapless friends are sinking in the sea. With cries for help, yet, lacking aid, are drowned ! If now for them no saving ark be found. Do they not think that they may well die too, And pass away, by conscience justly crowned. Than live indeed, yet evermore to view By day and night in thought that lost, beseeching crew? The mizenmast falls headlong with a crash, And ocean trembles to concussion dread, While from the ship, with sudden roar and flash. The stern i)lows out, and soon the flames are spread O'er all the vessel, for, by spirit* fed. They mount on high with mighty whirlwind roar. And in their midst the last sad souls are sped : From clay divorced, away to swiftly soar, Their Master's will to work^ah ! where ? — for evermore. * The Coapatrick had a very large consignment of spirits on board.— E. B THE BURNING OF THE COSPATRICK. 287 The Hull floats on, infested by fierce fire, Which gnaws its vitals, while huge jets of steam, With angry hiss, above the flames aspire, When shattered stern admits a briny stream, Or floods, invading, pour through ports abeam. Now, one by one, the swimmers strong go down, And men drop off from floating coop or beam, With choking cry beneath the waves to drown, Each fear-wrung visage pale fast settling in a frown. Near flaming wreck, with miserable freight Of human salvage, those small ship's boats lie, When fair Aurora opens wide the gate For pale-browed morning in the eastern sky, And far and wide the seamen's glances fly In eager hope that some tall, saving ship. Approaching slowly, may delight the eye : All gaze in vain, with indrawn breath and lip— They see but ocean birds, that in its waters dip. Now, as the cutter has no chief to guide Her fateful course and helpless landsmen crew. The brave McDonald, oft in tempests tried. That post assumes, while from him take their cue Young Bentley brave and Lewis good and true ; Staunch seamen all, who, though without a sail , Or compass guide, with haven far from view. May, with kind Providence, reverse the scale , ^Gainst famine-gnawing tooth and ocean's ruthless gale. 288 RB-BCHOES FROM COONDAMBO. The hours creep on, the sun resigns his reign, And weary night's long vigils, too, are passed. When o'er the limitless expanse again The morning breaks, more hopeless than the last ; For, though all night the wreck's red beacon cast Its warning light far o'er the lonely sea, No swelling sail, no lofty, taper mast In spreading circle of their sight they see. And from their sinking hearts e'en hope begins to flee^ The second day is waning fast, when lo ! The calcined hull sends up vast clouds of steam. As, plunging headlong, down she dives below, And through the brine her red-hot ruins gleam, While requiem wild the startled sea birds scream ; Then rushing waters in the vortex meet. And fiercely fighting for the plunder seem, Till, rolling onward in their heedless beat, They count one good ship more to ocean's sunken fleet. On varied hamper which around them floats The shipwrecked gaze, then shape their hopeless course- Sans everything, in those deep-laden boats, With scarce an oar their weary way to force ; But brave McDonald as a faint resource A garment spreads, that some poor maiden lends, To form a sail ; this probably the source In careless times of ribaldry, now tends To raise fresh hopes of life as their frail mast it bends^ THE BURNING OF THE COSPATEICK. 289 They onward drift the livelong silent night, The moon's reflection silvering the deep, And while for succour some few strain their sight, The rest, o'erwearied, sink in troubled sleep. And luckless women in the mate's boat weep. Up mounts the sun, but ocean's breast again No sail can show to bid their hearts to leap. While Nature's cravings fast augment their pain. Oh for the crust despised, the gently falling rain ! Another day is numbered with the past, Another night, and still another day ; Then wakes to violence the western blast, Whose fierce behest the rolling waves obey. And rush before it in the moonlight grey : On, on they speed, those gaunt and wasted forms. Who little heed the crested billows play. For once again the hope each bosom warms That they a ship may meet, or reach the Cape of Storms. Now foaming chaos they may scan in vain. For consort boat has disappeared from sight. And loudest hail brings back no hail again To give them answer through the thickening night, O'er angry surges, gleaming crisply white ; They onward scud, while in each breast of care The feeling gathers that the weary fight With gnawing hunger, thirst, and deep despair, Uncheered must henceforth be, alone for them to bear ! 290 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. The Sabbath dawns — no peaceful time of rest ; What day it is none scarcely know or care, For while they watch each coming roller's crest Their every thought converges to despair, And thirst becomes impossible to bear : Now reckless grown and deaf to counsels given. They drink from ocean, though its waters tear Their very vitals, till by madness driven They curse the hand of fate, and rave of hell and heaven. From earthly agony their souls depart, And leave to prowlers of the sea a prey : Poor Bently, steering, leaps with sudden start From fevered doze, and, falling, drifts away ; His comrades see, but cannot lor him stay. On, on they drive, while, like fierce lupine pack O'er dreary waste sad fugitives to slay, The raging billows follow on their track. And o'er the gunwales bound to be baled hardly back. Still howls the gale, and by fierce hunger driven The ghoul-like living feed upon the dead ; For human qualms from voyagers are riven Who now must die if not on something fed, And nought is there save husks of spirits fled ; But they are many, for each awful day Finds Death fresh victims, whose warm veins are bled To keep in life the few who still obey Starvation's promptings grim its horrid pangs to stay. THE BURNING OF THE COSPATEICK. 291 When coldly breaks the widely spreading dawn Of eighth sad morning from the shades of night, To eager vision of those waifs forlorn Is now revealed a soul-reviving sight — A barque, full sail, before the breezes light ! To be observed, their every art employs Those wretched castaways; but, like a blight,. Fell disappointment transient joy destroys — That heedless craft speeds on. None hear their faint ahoys. What sickening agony the lost ones feel As speedy stranger on her voyage steers ! In speechless misery their senses reel. And dry are fountains of relieving tears, Though gloomy depths of death's black gulf appears To yawn before them ; but brave Lewis now This homely comfort whispers in their ears : " Come, cheer up, comrades, let that vessel go ; We'll sight another soon ; we're in their track I know." Nine dreary nights, nine weary days are flown. And drifting still is ark of horrors, where The mangled dead are 'midst the living strewn ; For crouching near, like wild beasts in their lair,. Are gaunt survivors who no longer care For life or death, but 'neath the cold grey skies In sleep recline, or round them madly glare On ghastly comrades with ferocious eyes. Till, like a rabid dog, one on McDonald flies 292 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. And bites his flesh, when, starting from a trance, He feebly rises to repel his foe ; But, ah ! what meets his eager, searching glance. And bids new hope within his breast to grow ? — A noble ship ' He tries to shout " Sail ho ! " Yet breathlessly to cutter's gunwale clings, And gazes mutely on the gallant show The craft displays, with wide and lofty wings, While o'er the crested waves her captain's hoarse hail sings. The gaunt survivors of the wreck awake And watch the vessel as, with gull-like sweep. She meets the wind until her white wings shake With sounding flappings on the dark -blue deep, While, fawning on her, swelling billows leap. Her fore and mizzen sails again soon fill ; Her main are backed against the breeze to keep Her near the spot, while, with a hearty will, The crew stand by to save with promptitude and skill. Oh ! who shall know the feelings of those men, Who gasp for breath as they that ship draw nigh ? Lost from their memories the blood-stained den, And on their rescuers is fixed each eye, While to their homes their thoughts exultant fly. Brave friends are near whose honest faces glow With eager kindness, but whose warning cry To horror changes when the truth they know, As 'neath their vessel's lee glides up that charnel low. MONEY. 293- The active seamen hoist the saved on deck, And wash away each filthy, gory stain, While mangled dead — sad relics of the wreck — With decent rites are given to the main To sleep the sleep devoid of dreams or pain. Till sharply roused by last great trumpet's call, With perfect forms, they then shall wake again. To be arraigned before the Judge of all. Here let the drama end ; here let the curtain fall ! There's nothing in this world of ours Like potent money ; It strews our daily path with flowers, And fruit, and honey ; The only pleasant salve to cure Most mundane troubles is, I'm sure. All evils' root — that's money ! The worn-out rake a maid may buy — 'Tis sad but funny ; A snob oft rules in circles high With lots of money ; While shameless plutocrats can be Sad sinners with propriety : What sm?iers i men with money t 294 KErEOHOES FROM COONDAMBO. But Time his march will not delay, Not e'en for money ; No golden bribe the writ will stay Of SHERIFF bony : So I'd advise this simple plan — Enjoy, dear brothers, while you can, Your pleasure-giving money ! .jr A WOMAN^S smthK. A woman's smile is a mighty thing. Though softly bright as the sunny spring Of Austral's gracious clime ; For bowed to it has the race of man As willing slaves since the world began, And will through coming time. The despot fierce who can say " Go there," " Do this," " Do that," or " For death prepare," To countless subjects, still By honeyed smile of a maid can be, Like sighing lover of low degree. Compelled to woman's will. Ho ! Ho ! The priest he may virtue preach, But acts not aye as he oft doth teach : Ho ! Ho ! A woman's smile A woman's smile. 295 Can move the soul of an anchorite To slight his prayers in the still midnight, And muse in godless style. A lawyer's thoughts from his musty law The magic smile of a maid can draw ; E'en Justice on the Bench The heedless slave of a smile can be, When he and his twelve trtie men agree To pet a comely wench. Oh, who shall say what some smiles have done For men who vowed that a heaven they'd woa To send them down below. Where Satan smiles in a sultry way On sinners who fast and loose would play The belle as well as beau ! Yet weal or woe, while I still may live, Give me the joy that a smile can give ; And, if I'm fooled, why, then, I'll write it off as a. partial \oss, When positive gain I've had, of course. Like other well-fooled men ! 296 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. THE SOD or TUBP. A TRUE STORY. Green land of Old Erin ! thy sons and thy daughters, Where'er they may wander, think ever of thee ! No matter how distant on earth's spreading quarters, Their hearts are still with thee, thou Gem of the Seal And here to Australia, across the wide ocean. Came one whose affections were tender and true ; Her heart warm and steadfast, her life a devotion To stern self-denial for friends old and new ! And though of a station in life poor and lowly. With small earthly treasure she did what she could To succour her neighbours ; and what is more holy Than — like our Great Master — to try to do good ? Long years had departed of mixed joy and sadness, When from the Old Country came news that a friend Intended to join them ; she heard it with gladness. And wrote to her kindred a " turf-sod " to send ; For, oh, 'twould remind her — that strange, simple trea- sure — Of scenes of her childhood in Erin's fair isle ! No jewellery costly could give such a pleasure, As that magic mirror her cares to beguile ! THE wanderer's RETURN. 297 But as o'er the billows the gallant ship bounded, That brought to Australia the turf and the friend, They laid her to slumber, 'neath mound low and rounded. In silent God's Acre — her ashes to blend With those of the pilgrims departed before her. Who came from the country they loved till they died — A love that her children have fervently borne her, Unmatched by e'en that of a man for his bride ! jT^ THE WAHOBRER*S BETUatt. (WRITTEN ON REVISITING MY NATIVE VILLAGE, AFTER AN ABSENCE FROM IT OF TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS). Where are my friends — my boyhood's friends — I left behind at home. When, young and bold, for Austral's gold, I crossed the ocean's foam ? The lark still sings on mounting wings. The mavis on the tree ; But sylvan scene and village green Are tenantless for me. Where are my friends — my boyhood's friends — That long unchanged band I met at night, in visions bright, In Austral's far-off land ? 298 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. The winding stream, which erst did teem With comrades splashing free, Flows onward still, and ever will — It empty is for me. Where are my friends — my boyhood's friends- The brave, the blithe, and fair ? In silent grave ; beneath the wave ; And scattered here and there ; While those still left, of youth bereft. With feelings changed I see. Alone I stand on native land, For changed is all to me ! THE BATTX^B OF UPE. I sing the battle fierce and long Of mercenary throng with throng, Whose legions desperate fight For fame and gold, nor pause awhile When Death strikes down the rank and file; They grieve not at the sight. Urged on by quenchless love of gain, Their brains and nerves they fiercely strain — Their fellows trample o'er ; THE BATTLE OF LIFE. 'ifO As on the crimson battle-field "The victors force their foes to yield, Or seek the silent shore. The time-scarred vet'ran, spent with toil, Sinks down upon the trampled soil — The grave receives its right. When, ardent, to the front instead Leaps the strong youth — by instinct led — To join the madd'ning fight. One motive rules the eager throng — The will to prosper — riglit or wrong ; Its motto, " All for self ! " To each his neighbour is a foe, Each thrives on neighbour's overthrow Its constant aim seems pelf. Keen competition is the cry That steels the heart, that clears the eye. And swells the battle's din ; "That makes the soldiers sternly laugh, When fellow-mortal's hopes, like chafif, Disperse — that they may win. The lawyer sharp, the statesman sly. The merchant shrewd, the parson dry. The busy burgess stout. The sons of toil, with brawny arms, And women, with resistless charms — Their rivals strive to rout. 300 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. And so 'twill be while mortals still Have frames to clothe and mouths to fill,. And babes are born to join As raw recruits the army vast That surges, like a whirlwind's blast. About almighty coin. THE LOST ARGOSIES. A wreck I see in shadow land, On tideless dead sea's shore ; Its ghostly company — my hopes — Now lost for evermore ; But long ago I spread her sails To Fortune's winds that blew ; For pleasant was the sea of life, A careless band my crew. And, ah ! a fairer barque I see, 'Neath glowing springtide skies ; As freight a trusting heart had she, And shining, love-lit eyes. But as we sailed the storms of fate My consort snatched away, And she, too, lies on silent shore- Of phantom-haunted bay. THE TEACHING OF THE WAVES. 301 Full many an eager voyager The Corsair grim hath slain. Since cast away on weird coast Those once fair ships have lain ; "Yet, drifting still in shattered craft, On life's cold winter seas, J ofttimes sigh 'neath gloomy sky For those lost argosies. THE TEACHmG OF THE WAVES. Question. IBright, restless waves that roll upon the shore, Yet leave no record, save in figured sand. Which waves succeeding blot for evermore, As though with touch of Time's unsparing hand. Seek ye to show the vanity of those Whose search for pleasure all their thoughts engage ; Who waste their lives ; who to themselves are foes ; And leave at last a soiled, unwritten page ? 'Or, would ye give this motto to us all — " Who fear not failure, fortune shall obey ! " J"or, though impalpably ye seem to fall, You wear in lime the hardest rocks away ? 302 ee-echoes fkom coondamboo. Answer. We teach true wisdom, though the heedless band Of human butterflies pause not to read ; For them all lessons written are in sand, Save only those which cause the heart to bleed. The wise shall read, and from our teaching find — "Like flowing waves should their endeavours run;" The first may leave no lasting trace behind. Yet, all combined, shall see their object won ! HOTttmG TO DO. " Nothing to do ! " 'Tis a terrible thing, For mischief flits near on invisible wing, To whisper in idle ones' ears, Who, then, like the " Washford " of Ingoldsby, feel An impulse for naughtiness over them steal — The germ of remorse for long years. ''Nothing to do ! " How some people repine At having to labour, and vow 'twould be fine To waste in inaction the hours. Oh ! little they know of the ennui that blights,. And renders insipid all human delights Which are of existence the flowers. FAREWELL TO MY FELLOW-PASSENGERS ON THE SIAM. 303 " Nothing to do !" Yes, it sounds very nice ; And so it is, too, if a very small slice The weary just take as a tonic. But sit not too long to enjoy it, or soon You'll find, when too late, your much coveted boon Has become a calamity chronic. FAREWELt. TO MY FEt.LOW-PASSE«GERS on THE SIAM. Ye comrades free, who on the sea Made days and weeks pass pleasantly, To-morrow we must part. The surging, eager crowd to swell, All hoping aye to prosper well In Fame and Mammon's mart, 'Tis passing strange that never more We're like to meet on mundane shore, When severed wide we're cast — That only in kind fancy's dream Your faces bright shall on me gleam, Like pictures of the past. The merry jest, the hearty laugh. The " Nap" and whist — well mixed with "chaff- Like transient poppy flowers 304 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. With pleasant tints old time bestrewed, Who dull had else been with his brood Of lagging, listless hours. But human life, from birth to grave, Is — on dry land and liquid wave — A strange kaleidoscope ; The pieces, ever changing, fast Bright scenes into confusion cast, But should we therefore mope ? For, turning onward, we may yet More pleasure-raising pictures get. To gladden heart and eye. And, trusting such may really be From now until eternity, I'll bid you all " Good-bye ! " Only old Beppo grazing nigh. My camp-fire's red gleams leaping high Only the whispering trees that find Gossip enough with the sighing wind ; Only a saddle beneath my head, Only the stars above me spread. Only my pipe and pot of tea, Out in the lonely bushland free. CAMPING ALONE. 305 Am I alone ? Oh, no ; with me Is met a joyous company Of festive friends, who laugh below The holly and the mistletoe ; While she I love — as only can The healthful, young, and ardent man — Avows her love with trustful eyes Which shine like stars in southern skies ; And ah ! she whispers soft and low, " I love you, Fred ; I love you so : Then, from me, dearest, do not stray. Why wait for wealth while heads grow grey ? Of worldly gear what want we more, That you should seek that distant shore ? Oh ! sail not on the stormy sea, But be content with love and me ! " The flames are sinking low, And the wind in a myall tree Is whispering sadly, " Do not go," As she whispered it to me, And the Southern Cross below. Lonely am I and grey. While Annie sleeps where daisies grow. And peep from out the lingering snow, In churchyard far away. JT 306 EE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. AUSTRAUANSt BEMEMBER tTOHW MCOOUAtL STUART. O careless dwellers in this southern clime, Come ! Answer me ! Shall heroes' hard-earned fame Soon pass away upon the wings of time, And Stuart sound an all unmeaning name ? Say, shall the man who in the desert land Vast trackless wilds through weary lengths explored— Then safe brought back his brave, devoted band — Now find his claim to gratitude ignored ? By heat, by hunger, and by thirst oppressed ; Racked by disease; oft sought by deadly spear ; The dauntless heart that beat within his breast Defied despair, though death oft hovered near ! On, on he marched with dangers by the' way, While unknown perils ever lurked before ; Until he stood, that memorable day. With toil-spent band on longed-for ocean's shore ! A grand exploit which opened up the way For lightning messages from all the world — A theme far nobler for heroic lay Than battle fought with proudest flags unfurled. Its hero sleeps, far, far from conquest won, 'Neath silent churchyard's daisy-spangled sward, And though right well his daring work was done, We to the dead begrudge a due award. TO EVENIHG. 3Q7 Australia's sons ! for past neglect atone, And rear a monument, where all may see, Inscribed in bronze or long-enduring stone. Deeds that for ages should remembered be : Then o'er those words let life-like statue stand Of John McDouall Stuart, he who gave To all who read the secrets of this land, Then found himself a lowly English grave ! Coondambo, April 24, 1897. TO BVEwmc. WRITTEN AT THE CLOSE OF A VERY HOT DAY Hail, eventide 1 for one by one appear Thy wondrous gems, that ever softly shine ; While zephyrs whisper to the myalls near What soothing gifts are thine. 'Midst lurid glare down rushed the orb of day. Like conflagration which — its rage o'erspent On regions near — is spreading far away, On fresh destruction bent. With thy cool advent Nature breathes again. And crickets hail thee with a shrill delight ; While fainting mortals on the Austral plain Now welcome coming night : 308 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. For gentle sleep, with promptings kind from thee, Will hover near to close each weary eye Beneath the vast eternal canopy Of starlit southern sky. December 29, 1897. TO A MOtOCH ttOBBJOtJS. (THE HORNY LIZARD OP THE AUSTRALIAN DESERT), On seeing one stand beside an ant path, taking the insects as they passed Tfith its tongue, the surviving ants not seeming to notice its presence or the disappearance of their fellows in the least, however close they might have been to the victims when they were called away. Like silent Fate, beside the path you stand, While countless ants before you hurry past, Your spear-like tongue a member of the band, With lightning thrust, has caused to breathe its last. They heed you not — those ants on business bent ; They give no thought to comrades gone before : On formic schemes they all are too intent To think of death, though standing at their door. And, like those ants, the careless human race Grim ruin heeds not when its neighbours fall; Too oftentimes the mourner's tearful face Excites no pity in men's hearts at all : Yet when our Moloch — all-destroying Death — Shall come to claim us it would tend to cheer Our fainting souls, ere yielding up our breath, Had we been kinder to our fellows here. THE DROUGHT-RUINED FARM. 309 THS OEOUGHT-RUtKEO FARM. A SOUTH AUSTRALIAN PICTUEB OF 1897. A desert plain 'neath cold, grey, winter's skies, Where fretful dust careers before the blast. Like tattered signal of distress that flies From shipwreck's shattered mast. Is that a farm, where once the growing grain, Like ocean's bosom, undulating, rolled ; Where oftentimes the softly falling rain Of fruitful harvests told ? Those fences gaunt, which bare, red paddocks bound. Like mocking spectres stand in grim array ; No blade of grass within their lines is found, No rick of saving hay : No sturdy plough-horse occupies yon shed. No portly cow to crown the housewife's pail : 'Tis roofless now ; on ihatch the creatures fed While it might them avail. Gone, like the past, are gatherings which years Of patient labour wrung from wayward soil ; While penury and, for the future, fears Reward the farmer's toil : Yes ; ruin reigns, and even hope, that brings Such gentle comfort to the troubled breast. From such a scene has spread her shining wings. Its hopelessness confessed ! May 1 6th, 1897. 310 RE-ECHOES FEOM COONDAMBO. TO SUSPENSE. What rival fiend can equal thee, Suspense, For mental tortures, lingering and fell ? To virtue surely 'twould be hoist immense Could we be certain that in halls of hell Thy hateful presence Satan's powers shall swell For torments terrible to souls of men, Doomed for eternity in flames to dwell ! Ah 1 if, as comrade we shall find thee, then They'll have to drag me to detested den. Than dwell with thee I'd rather flit in space, 'Midst cold and darkness of an endless night, A lonely ghost, far, far from realms of grace. From smiling planets, from vast founts of light, And all things beautiful to spirit's sight. But awful void would prove no bar to thee. For thither presently thoud'st wing thy flight, To vaguely hint that called back I might be, Or have some spooks to bear me company ! When dearest friend is visited by death. What silent agony wrings heart and brain, As, bending low, we listen for the breath That flutters, stops, yet feebly starts again For final struggle, which must be in vain ! Then thou art near to force the stifled groan By dread uncertainty's protracted pain ; Till glad are we when definitely flown Is errant soul to infinite unknown ! TO SUSPENSE. 311 Oh ! what is hunger to the constant pain — Thy tugging at the heart-strings — when we watch Long, weary months for all-reviving rain, And wrench from nightmare, with strained ear, to catch Its welcome patter in the dust-grimed thatch ? A few drops fall, when, ah ! that gusty wind. To southward veering, surely will o'ermatch The brooding clouds, so anxious to be kind ; They flee in haste, but thou art left behind To jostle Hope, till with despair she blends, And is a mixture hard to be defined ; But through its agency thou gain'st thine ends, When, vulture-like, it preys upon the mind To banish sleep or foster dreams unkind : Jhou art that mixture, and in friendly mask You sickly tortures for your victims find, Till, crushed at heart, they recklessly shall ask For call of death or soul-destroying flask. I'll write no more, for thou to all mankind Art known too well, and hated as a pest — The greatest surely even fate can find As fell " familiar " for the human breast, To steal its peace and snatch from Hfe its zest ; No cheerful word can mortals say of thee. Though all anathematise as fiend possessed : So, fare thee well ! I would the same to me You now could say, and absent ever be ! 312 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. March on, young warrior ! March on For spoil from Fortune to be won ; And, breathing bold defiance. Bear down on opposition, dight In potent armour for the fight — A sturdy self-reliance ! March on ! March on ! with courage high, With manful heart and steadfast eye, And charge, with cheer like thunder. Misfortune's legions, whose array. With gloomy banners, bar thy way, And fain would bear thee under ! March on ! March on ! with Hope to lead, And Faith to aid in time of need. And Fortune's steep rock clamber ; And shouldst thou fall upon the way. Like knight in harness, pass away To death's calm realms of slumber ! TIME. Old Time strides on with steady pace, His speed he quickens never ; Yet still he runs a winning race, And keeps the course for ever ! DEPARTED FRIENDS. 313 By night and day, while worlds decay, He strides along for ever. For ever, yes, for ever ! He glances down, with scornful face. On mortals swift and clever. And, as each drops from out the race, He leaves them there for ever. Both great and small, he leaves them all, And strides along for ever. For ever, yes, for ever ! But still yourselves, ye mortals, brace For Fame — it dieth never ! And, though ye drop from out the race, Your name may live for ever. Then gain a name, and let your fame Stride on, with Time for ever ! For ever, yes, for ever ! iT OEPAHTEO FmBUDS. When fortune smiles, when hopes run high, And youth with pleasure glides along, If e'en the best and dearest die, Our mourning for them lasts not long ; Yet, latent in our hearts, the pain Sleeps but to wake in time again. 314 EE-ECHOES FEOM COONDAMBO. For trouble comes in sombre guise, And age his heavy hand extends; Then, with sad souls and tearful eyes, We muse on our departed friends ; The mists of years before us fall, And we their priceless worth recall. Oh ! hearts by weary yearning wrung. How all your pains and sorrows swell,. If conscience, with upbraiding tongue. Of cold neglect to them can tell ! Ye writhe in torture, self-accused, 'Neath what once sophistry excused. Then you to whom kind fortune gives,. To cheer in life your onward way, Dear friends and loving relatives Devotion show them while you may,. And, when they are no longer here, Your lonely hours shall memory cheer. Unloose true sorrow's tearful tide ; Let all its founts be opened wide, Ye denizens of earth ; For heedless death has stricken dowm A shining jewel in the crowu' Of piety and worth. IN. MEMOEIAM : PRINCESS ALICE. 315 A lady of right royal line, She gracious wisdom could combine With duty in the sphere Of usefulness, so grandly trod. With gentle love to rnan and God, With conscience ever clear. * From blushing maidenhood ahvay Bright virtue was the guiding ray That led her footsteps right, In godly path of narrow bound, Where mortals are so seldom found. From life's morn till its night. Her dying sire with pious love She tended till, like wearied dove. His spirit sped away ; A pattern child, a faithful wife, A mother who her priceless life For loved one's life could pay ! Then silently, with lowered head. The mem'ry of the sainted dead All tearfully bedew, And treasure it with sacred things. Till, sternly on unswerving wings, Death calls at last for you ! 316 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. THH trttAHSWeaEO QUESTtOtt. Far into high immensity of space I silent gaze, with ever-longing soul, To pierce the mystery of shining place, Where countless worlds within their orbits roll. Yon tiny star — a twinkling point of light — Js that a sun whose vivifying rays Vast, unknown sphere's inhabitants delight, Who join with us in God's eternal praise ? Of many mansions, Christ the Saviour said. Is God's great house ; and can those mansions be Delightful worlds that, by attraction led, Revolve round suns — -perhaps those stars we see ? And if to hell, for sins committed here, Our trembling souls shall be for ever hurled, Will such dread place be found in photosphere Of flaming orb, round which this earth is whirled ? Shall we, unseen, revisit loved ones here ? Shall we rejoin the dear ones gone before ? Will God's stupendous mysteries be clear When mundane things for us shall be no more ? Ah ! who can say ? — for till on pinions free From earthly dross our spirits wing their flight. Of hopes conflicting and of doubts must be Our souls communing 'neath the stars of night. January 28th, 1897. THE CALL OF DEATH. 317 THE QAt4* OF DEATH. O thou to whom both young and old, The cringing slave, the freeman bold^ Resign their breath ; At whose dread call must haste away The spirit from its house of clay, — Thy name is Death ! The infant, like an opening flower, Is called by thee from mundane bower To bloom above : It leaves behind the storms of life Its tears, its troubles, and its strife, And iindeth love. 'Neath age's load the cripple bends ; A trouble to himself and friends ; In constant pain : Yet struggles to evade the blow That would in mercy lay him low, New life to gain. The king upon his couch of state Must yield him tamely to his fate When thou dost call ; For bishop's prayer or army's might Avail him nothing in thy sight, — Thou king of all ! 318 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. The mendicant on wretched bed, In garret or in cellar spread, May beg of thee To grant his life a longer span, E'en though of want, as it began : In vain begs he. The lawyer, like a common thief, Is summoned from existence brief By writ of thine To answer for his moral flaws, And plead his soul's eternal cause In courts divine. No legal quibble will avail. No point of law 'gainst thee prevail : He must away And wait, with those whom for a fee In earthly courts defended he. The Judgment Day. The ardent soldier who would win A deathless fame 'midst battle's din In foreign land Is 'whelmed beneath war's horrid wave. And sinks into a nameless grave At thy command. The sailor, calm when tempests lower, And resolute e'en in the hour He meets with thee ; THE CALL OF DEATH. 319 •On Stormy coast is helpless cast, And 'midst fierce breakers breathes his last At thy decree. The poor old widow's only son, 'Who by his toil her bread has won, No pity gains ; For, stalking grimly on thy prey, 'His fainting soul is forced away With racking pains. The spendthrift who at duns would jeer, Ignoring debts contracted here. Yet felt no shame. You single out from reckless band. And, with dread summons in thy hand, Enforce your claim. The horseman, in his manhood's pride, "Who could the wildest outlaw ride With fearless heart. All helpless on the level plain ;From falling, quiet horse was slain By cruel dart. The sneaking coward who, afraid ■Of rustle that a leaf has made, And danger shirks. Although he doubles like a hare, .Must fall at last into the snare Thy fell hand works. 320 EE-ECHOKS FEOM COONDAMBO. The miser old thou dost surprise At midnight when, with greedy eyes,. He counts his gold : He fears thy call, but dreadeth more The parting from that shining store — So often told : The lucre gained in many lands He clutches in his skinny hands Till his last gasp. But what no tale of misery . Could make him give is torn by thee From his close grasp. At thy approach the infidel, Who oft has laughed at heaven and hell, In wild despair Beseeches thee, with sighs and tears. To grant him yet a few more years. Ah I fruitless prayer 1 His time is come ; he must away ; But whither ? Who shall dare to say ? He will be tried By HIM who gave a soul to man, And in whose sight no mortal can Be justified. The dying Christian calmly waits The final call, and through thy gates Can glory see. THE UNIVERSE. 321 And longing for the joys above, Where all is painless peace and love, He welcomes thee. Though thou canst claim the mortal frame, Thou canst not interfere with fame ; For though all die, A good man's name is ever dear. And lives with his descendants here, In memory. Then let us all improve each day Of sojourn here, that, when away We too must hie, Like Christians we may meet our end. And bid each sorrow- stricken friend A calm good-bye. THE UHIVEaSE. When day has passed what mortal mind may grasp. In realms of space, the Universal Plan, Where mighty suns with fair attendant worlds By millions shine, but from us so remote That to our vision they are stellar dust On solemn dome of night ! With silent awe We gaze into the infinite, wherein The works of Great Arch Architect are spread, 322 EE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. And where a messenger, by His command, Could, with the swift velocity of light, Speed on for ever and be passing aye New systems vast, yet reach no final bound. iT THE OUTCAST TO HER BABY. O my baby ! destitute and weary Stray we in a wilderness of woe ; Grimmest spectres crowd its pathways dreary ; Joy's glad sunshine we can never know ; Ever o'er us brood the clouds of sorrow ; Shame and hunger to us closely cling : All my longing is to 'scape the morrow — From us now the load of life to fling. In some deep pool of the silent river We may find forgetfulness and rest, Costing only one convulsive shiver. One kind shiver ending all the rest. Mercy, baby, we may find hereafter ; Scorn alone has been our portion here ; Mirth we've known not — ^saving ribald laughter ; Life, not death, is what the wretched fear ! IN MEMORIAM : CARDINAL MANNING. 323 And thou art gone, O venerable priest ! Who, though a member of that ancient Church Which brooks no rival, no communion holds With other dogma, article, or creed, Would, like thy Master, when He trod this earth. Thy hand extend to all who help might need. By " golden rule " thy steps were ever led In constant search for poverty and woe ; And, finding them, thou couldst with words of fire Burn into hearts, all adamantine else. The stem conviction that 'tis deadly sin To feast like Dives while the million starve. A gentle pity aye thou didst extend To want's sad moan and sin's despairing cry; And yet — as Paladin wast ever bold To seek injustice, and with high resolve Assail it in its hold — its hydra heads Defied thee only but to be excised. Yes, thou art dead ; but in the hearts of all Who reverence piety and sterling worth Thou livest still, and will to times remote, When names of kings and princes empty words Will sound in listless ears. Upon thy tomb Should be inscribed — He lives for evermore I 324 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. THE 01*0 mm*S BIRTHOAY. Again my birthday, and with smiling faces The neighbours come to wish me many more. Will next one find me in earth's pleasant' places, Or gone for ever to the Unknown Shore ? Ah ! who can tell ? But when strong manhood's glamour, With birthdays past, has long since fled away, For longer sojourn we no longer clamour. But say " 'tis well " and Providence obey. How very far I deemed when I was starting From youth's bright threshold was life's journey's end : T/ia( seems but yesterday, yet now I'm parting, Aye, one by one, from every ancient friend. I watched them changing — youth and comely maiden — From laughing springtide to their summer's prime. In life rejoicing, but when trouble-laden, 'Neath winter's snows, they grudged not flight of time. Aye, so it is : in youth, replete with pleasure. We cling to life as to our all in all ; To old age even it may seem a treasure — On cheery natures life can never pall : Yet still when Death is surely coming for us We do not shrink in terror from his blow. For endless rest seems opening before us ; We've had our innings ; it is time to go. September 19th, 1901. THE MYSTEEY OF LIFE. 325 THE MYSTHRY OF LIFE. Good night ! good night ! " the mother said, When, leaning o'er her infant's bed, She kissed his mouth so rosy. • Good night ! good night ! " she said again ; Another loving kiss, and then She left him warm and cosy. And, going out with footfall light. She left the candle burning bright. Till sleep, on silent pinions, With fingers deft his eyes would close. While fervently her prayers arose To Heaven's supreme dominions That he, her son, might grow in grace. To run with credit in the race Prescribed on earth for mortals ; And when, with years and honours crowned. He should by kindly death be found. His soul would win the portals Of God's great house, where sin is not. Where pain and sorrow are forgot, Where tears can trickle never ; And, doubting not that she shall fiy. To self-same mansion in the sky. Trusts they shall joy for ever. 326 EE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. And soon she seeks the little bed, Where — sleep's bright visions round his head- Her darling now lies dreaming ; While sunnj' smiles upon his face Appear to her from Throne of Grace Replies of hopeful seeming. So, taking up her light, she goes With noiseless tread to seek repose, And leaves him to his slumber ; But never dreams that her fair child Will grow up, like a nettle wild, Earth's smiling face to cumber. Long years in pauseless march have sped To shadow land of ages dead. Since innocent and fair On snowy bed that infant lay, And dreamed the peaceful night away. In guardian angel's care. Can this be he who, on the sand, Lies dying in a desert land From thirst and hunger's pangs ? — A ghastly creature, ragged, worn. Too mean for word or glance of scorn, A prey to conscience fangs ! TO ELEPHANTA. 327 But e'er the spirit wings its flight O'er paUid face there gleams a light : It is indeed no other. And, ah ! a soft word leaves that tongue, Whence oft the ribald curse hath rung — The cherished name of " Mother ! " Oh ! heart -wrung parents, do not weep When Death your budding flowers would reap — 'Tis surely for the better ; For life is full of stormy days, And mortals stray by thorny ways To die in sin's dread fetter. TO EUEPHANTA* WRITTEN AFTER VISITING IT. O lonely temple, on deserted isle ; O pagan glory of the Ind of eld. Would thou wast vocal, and could me beguile With tales of pageants in thine honour held ; And tell of sculptors, now ignored by fame, Whose chisels wrought your monster gods from stone, Which, in their silent impotence, would claim The boundless might possessed by One alone. '328 EE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO No words are thine, yet eloquent art thou The utter nothingness of man to prove Beside the grandeur of our God, who now, As in the past, the universe can move ; Whilst, like old playthings of a careless child That Jie forgotten, broken, and despised. Thy gods are shattered and with dust defiled, Though deathless deemed by those who them devised. A few short years, and 'neath thy caverned hill A loathsome den of reptiles shall remain, Devoid of form, a monument of nil. And grave of gods whose attributes are vain. A BUSHMAH'S AOOBESS TO THE MOBUma STAB. In Austral wild my vigils drear Through winter's night I'm keeping h^re, 'Midst solitude supreme. Where noiseless nightbirds flitting past Strange ghostlike semi-shadows cast Beneath the astral gleam. The present creeps into the past, Each moment longer than the last. I heap the brands anew, A BUSHMAN'S ADDRESS TO THE MORNING STAR. 329 While cold wind's whispers mingled are With eerie voices from afar Whose authors shun my view. Stars westward sink, as if in flight From dark dominion of the night ; Yet distant seems the day, Till radiantly bright you rise. The herald in the eastern skies Of morning's advent grey. All hail, then, planet, fairest gem In night's refulgent diadem ! I hail thee with delight When in the boundless realms of space You shine, a queen of matchless grace, To my enraptured sight Now, cheered by thee and ruddy blaze, Comes fancy, as I upward gaze, With train of musing fair ; And, ah, what luxury for me. My mind, like soaring lark, is free Awhile from sordid care ! Then hail, thou vision softly bright. So dear to lonely bushman's sight ! No star can vie with thee, When, like some guardian seraph fair, You watch the world from upper air And seem to smile on me. 336 RE-ECHOES FEOM COONDAMBO. But now above Mount Arden plays Aurora, robed in roseate rays, Announcing Phoebus near ; The stars have vanished one by one, And you, your cheering mission done, Must also disappear. THE omcm or the horse. AN ARAB LEGEND. As lightning gleamed from riven cloud, Whence followed thunder long and loud, Great Allah's mind, with equal speed, From it conceived the Arab steed. The swiftness and the heart of fire, These, these, the all-creating Sire, In supple form of strength and grace. Bestowed on first of equine race ; And, tempering all with southern wind. Said, " Truly love and serve mankind ! " With flashing eyes and nostrils spread The creature o'er the desert sped, While boldly forth its thrilling neigh In echoes floated far away. Like rushing wind in whirling course Careered the yet unbridled horse — THE HERO OF '91. 331 -A perfect thing, with life replete, ■One only Allah could complete. Now wheeling here, now wheeling there, ^As eagles wheel in upper air, Its hoof strokes vexed the sounding plain. Pursued by fretful dust in vain ; Till, flecked with foam, it snorting stood, And Allah smiled and said, " 'Tis good ! " •. Peter, stupid creature ! What I say is true ! He'll take to pawning ; Nought cares he, but drinks again, And, prudence scorning. Looks his love in vain. Grog his breath all scenting, Like an oyster is his eye ; Oh ! he'll be repenting Ere the night's gone by. Peter, stupid creature ! You that yet may be a man !. Peter, stupid creature ! By " Darwin's plan." PLEASE BUY A BUNCH OF VIOLETS. 34fl iPtEASE BUY A BUtlCtt OF VtOt^BTS. " Please buy a bunch of violets, Only a penny, sir," A poor child begged, whose wistful eyes Were softly blue as southern skies, Though shoeless were her feet. A pretty child, half-clad, was she Who shyly thus accosted me. My custom to entreat. -" Please buy a bunch of violets ; Indeed, sir, they are sweet." ~" Please buy a bunch of violets. Only a penny; sir." That voice, those timid eyes, they seemed Like voice and eyes of which I'd dreamed In days for me long fled. When I a maiden loved, and she. By parents urged, though loving me, Their favoured one had wed. My gaze was on the violets. My thoughts were with the dead. -" Please buy a bunch of violets. Only a penny, sir." I chose some bunches, as I said, " I'll be thy friend, my little maid. To me thy story tell." 350 HE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. And then I found life's changeful sea Had cast a helpless waif to me From her I loved so well. That orphan no more violets For daily bread shall sell. **IT XS NOT MY FAUt^T, I DBCtARE/' Air by R. Bruce. What are you winking at, impudent star ? Is it at Philip and me ? Well, wink as you will from your station afar, You cannot tell tales, don't you see. If Philip does happen to stroll to the stile When somehow I chance to be there. And we on the top rail should linger awhile. It is not my fault, I declare. Dear Philip is handsome, and Philip is kind. And Philip, they say, is my spark ; So somehow or other we frequently find It nice to just chat in the dark. And if now and then our lips happen to meet,. And he has to clasp me up there, 'Tis owing, of course, to that awkward old seat,. And is not my fault, I declare. THE ZEPHYR. 351 THE ZEPHYR. Air by R. Bruce. " I have no home and I have no care, But wander around in the realms of air To hustle the gnats in a shady lane, Or rifle the sweets of the floral train. Ever a vagrant light and free ; Never a vagrant else like me. " I fan the cheek of the languid fair ; I nestle an instant 'midst their hair, And, venturesome aye, from their ruddy lips, Snatch kisses sweet as a butterfly's sips. Never a maiden frowns on me : I am a vagrant zephyr free. " I stir the face of the placid stream. And mottle the calm of its silver gleam ; Then, gliding away to the distant deep, I settle me down on its breast to sleep. Ever at home on land or sea, I am a vagrant zephyr free." jr 352 RE-ECHOES FROM COONDAMBO. WHtspERmG wmo. Air by R. Bruce. " Whispering wind from the far-reaching sea, Met you his ship where you happened to 'be ? Long has my lover's adventurous sail Rimmed o'er the billow and courted the gale. Met you my lover ? Oh ! sent he by thee. Whispering wind, a kind message to me ? Whispering wind, bring your message to me. " Whispering wind, has the treacherous sea Snatched in its rage my own true love from me ? What do you whisper? Oh ! what do you say? Sails my own true love in safety this way ? What is the message you bring from the sea ? What is the message you whisper to me ? Whispering wind, oh ! be truthful to me." Air by R. Bruce. Oh, mistletoe, Long, long ago. When Britons painted blue. The Druid's scythe Took sacred tithe From old oak tree of you. THE MISTLETOE. 35S Then shrieks rang loud O'er savage crowd From idol's blood-red flame. The oak is dead, Those Druids sped, But you are still the same. Then hip, hip, hip For th e mystic slip ! Hurrah for the mistletoe ! 'Midst Christmas show 'Tis there you glow O'er festive crowd hung high, And maidens fair Feign martyred air When men to kiss them try. Your berries white Flash back the light On laughing eyes below, And hearts are cold Which must be told They're 'neath the mistletoe. Then hip, hip, hip For the mystic slip ! Hurrah for the mistletoe ! THE LAST VOYAGE OF THE LONDON. 431 While from below the air — till now close pent- Through bursting decks gives all its fury vent, To drive the voyagers, with awful force, Towards the prow in its tempestuous course. Down ! down ! she plunges, and the waters sweep Round horrid vortex in the riven deep, Whence, madly shrill, a wild, heart-rending cry The tempest pierces to the frowning sky ; When rushing waters, closing o'er their prey. Hide the sad victims from the face of day : They sink for ever, and the stormy blast Raves a wild requiem as it hurtles past ! To My Reader. In reference to the foregoing metrical version of " The Last Voyage of the London" I have to tell you that one stem newspaper critic afiirmed that I had in it totally destroyed the thread of the narrative, and I must say was not at all careful whether he hurt my feelings or no. On the other hand, Admiral Sir Henry Keppel, with whom I had a slight travelling acquain- tanceship, wrote — " I was not aware that you were one of the survivors of the London, and yet I cannot imagine any one writing the account of the wreck as you have done unless he had actually heen there." Captain Hector, also, a well-known and much-trusted commander of the P. & O. Service, to whom I lent a hook containing "The Last Voyage of the London" said, when returning it — "I could not put your book down till I had finished the wreck of the London. I could fancy myself there." Now either the admiral and captain were totally ignorant of nautical matters, or else the paper man was. My dear reader I will leave you to determine that question. — BOBT. Bruce. W. K. Thomas & Co., Printers, Grenfell Street, Adelaide. CONTENTS. Hunt of Manawirta Coodia 1 How I did not catch that Dingo 13 110° in the Shade ... 23 How the City Man spent his Christmas in the Bu sh ... 26 A Sundowner's Philosophy ... 30 How he Perished ... 35 The Bush Missionary ... 37 The Bush Missionary's Story 41 Tulip— The Story of a Black Gin ... 55 To a Dead Black Gin ... 62 To a Black Snake ... 64 That Blackfellow ... 65 The Thunderstorm ... 67 The Sailor's First Kangaroo Hunt ... 70 Verdant Green's First Buckjumper..! ... 73 To a Bush Crow ... 77 He took the Wrong Turning ... 78 To a Rabbit ... 81 The Suicide's Soliloquy ... 84 Positive Facts by the N. W. Pitcher .. 85 That Sea Serpent 92 Old Myall Tree 94 Old Buggy ... 96 To a Bush Ant ... 99 To a Dust Storm . 102 Syd Kidman's Ghost ... 103 The Bushman's Last Drunk ... 106 To a Mosquito ... 109 iU CONTENTS. To a Blow-Fly 110 The Boss's Nightmare Ill The Victoria Park Steeplechase 112 Isandhlwana ... • 115 Wedding Cake Auguries .. 122 Jones's Revenge 124 The Naturalist and Ichneumon Fly ... 127 Hero Worship 128 The Flies .. 129 Reminiscences Awakened ... ... ... 131 The Corpse in the Square 133 She sympathised with Them 134 The Hearse as a Carriage of Pleasure 136 Gratitude 136 Gushington Junior's Visit to Elysium ... ... ... 138 Planting the Vine 141 Sold 149 Conjugal Contrarieties — Crab Henpeck Complains ... 151 Clara Henpeck to her Sister Martyrs 153 Through the Keyhole 154 Neuralgia 158 Our Tradespeople 160 Verdant Green and the Crow 162 The Tale of a Terrible Trap 165 Song of the Far North Mail 174 Avernus in an Attic 178 The Life of a Livery Horse 180 Love in a Church ... ... ... .. 182 The Life of a Working Bullock 188 Lost 192 Drought 202 A Dream of the Drought ... ... 213 The Music of the Rain 219 Farewell to the Western Plains 220 To^olus 222 CONTENTS. 435 To an Albatross ... 226 Rounding the Cape ... 228 The Double Ghost ... 233 Davy Jones's Locker 242 Phosphorescent High Jinks 248 The Flying Dutchman ... 258 To a Swallow ... ... 270 The Swallow's Fate ... 272 To an East Wind ... 275 The Burning of the Cospatriok ... 277 Money .. 293 A Woman's SmUe ... 294 1 he Sod of Turf ... 296 The Wanderer's'Return ... 297 The Battle of Life ... 298 The Lost Argosies ... 300 The Teaching of the Waves ... 301 Nothing to do ... 302 Farewell to my Fellow-Passengers on the " Siam " ... 303 Camping Alone .. 304 Australians, Remember Stuart ! ... 306 To Evening ... 307 To a Moloch Horridus ... 30S The Drought Ruined Farm ... ... 309 To Suspense ... 310 Self-Reliance ... 312 Time ... 312 Departed Friends ... 313 In Memoriam : Princess Alice ... 314 The Unanswered Question ... 316 The Call of Death ,, 317 The Universe ... 321 The Outcast to Her Baby ... 322 In Memoriam : Cardinal Manning ... 323 The Old Man's Birthday ... 324 436 CONTENTS. The Mystery of Life 325 ToElephanta 327 A Bushman's Address to the Morning Star 328 The Origin of the Horse 330 The Hero of '91 331 In Wattle-scented Lane ... ... 334 Be Happy While you 're Young 336 Unite, Australia! 337 BuUockyBill 339 The Song of the Goldseeker 340 The Bushman's Dream 342 Dear Old England 343 The Advent of Spring 345 The Last Kiss 345 Tom Blank, the Honest Lawyer 346 Stupid Peter 348 Please Buy a Bunch of Violets 349 " It is not my Fault, I Declare " 350 The Zephyr 351 Whispering Wind 352 The Mistletoe 352 The First Swallow 354 The Maiden Sleeps 354 No Longer Stray 355 Down where the Poppies grow thick in the Corn ... 356 Down in the Scented Lane ... ... ... 357 The Drag Hunt 358 Love Lane 360 By the Sea 361 PoUyandJack 362 We're off the Horn 364 "When he returns from Sea 364 The Song of the Sea 366 A Gale for me ... 367 I'm Lonely 'neath the Old Gum Tree 363 CONTENTS. 4; Withered Leaves 369 Sisters of St. Joseph 370 As Transient Ripples We 371 Then and Now ... 373 Those Black-coated Croakers ... 374 Erin and her Children 376 Be Aisy, Pat ! Be Aisy, Tim ! 378 To the Dublin Fusiliers 379 The Vale of Tears 380 To a Young Swallow 382 Invaders, Beware ! 383 True unto Death 385 The Brave Nuns of Mafeking 386 The Dublin Fusiliers are ordered Home ... 387 The Lads of the Irish Corps 388 Soldiers of the King 390 Leap Year 392 An Echo 393 The Last Voyage of the London 394 ?^^